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10:00 <Serenity> bee baabaaabaaboopboop
11:00 <Bastardly_One> BOO!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen more life in a nursing home after medication time than in here
13:00 <johninja> #MentalWard
13:00 <Maurice> Thats coz they get the good drugs
13:00 <johninja> i think everyone gets sick of watching beehhh dribble shit and talks elsewhere
13:00 <johninja> but maybe thats just me
13:00 <Bastardly_One> 8mm is on telly though
13:00 <Serenity> maybe i should do the obligatory drug rant to myself for an hour or so
14:00 <Bastardly_One> all someone needs to do is turn the channel and you can kind of get sucked into that movie
14:00 <Bastardly_One> probably the best movie that dick Nick Cage has done
14:00 <Bastardly_One> can't stand him ...
14:00 <johninja> lol
14:00 <johninja> he is OK
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna punch him in the face
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and tell him to cheer up
15:00 <johninja> yes that will help
15:00 <beehhh> they do too much coke
15:00 <johninja> generic hollwood actor
15:00 <Bastardly_One> he just annoys me for some reason
15:00 <beehhh> only film i liked his is conair
16:00 <johninja> really all of those bruce willis, nick cage, travolta roles could be played by the one person
16:00 <Serenity> john bring me chocolate
16:00 <Serenity> plz
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I dunno if it's him but any excuse is a good one Serenity
16:00 <johninja> mmm
16:00 <Serenity> i will touch you in naughty places
16:00 <STINKFIST> you can gouge away
16:00 <johninja> then you will hate me
16:00 <STINKFIST> if you want to
16:00 <Maurice> john bring me Willis
16:00 <Maurice> NOW
17:00 <Serenity> well i know im not talking because of fuckheads like him so thats all that mattrs
17:00 <johninja> vin deisel is better imo
17:00 <Serenity> why would i hate you?
17:00 <STINKFIST> stay all day
17:00 <Maurice> Fine, bring me Statham instead
17:00 <STINKFIST> if you want to
17:00 <Serenity> for touching your naughty bits?
17:00 <Maurice> And I wont hurt you
17:00 <johninja> You'll be all like "omg i put on weight, THANKS A LOT JOHN"
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Jason?
17:00 <Serenity> hahaha
17:00 <Maurice> Lol
17:00 <Serenity> im far too high for that
17:00 <faux> Hey love
17:00 <johninja> oh she lives
17:00 <faux> Scrackin
17:00 <Maurice> Hi darl
18:00 <faux> I lives indeed
18:00 <Serenity> john just got a hard on
18:00 <Bastardly_One> damn huh?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean ... oh it
18:00 <johninja> lol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> oh it?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hi too ... ffs
18:00 <STINKFIST> you're cracking
18:00 <STINKFIST> because you're on fire
18:00 <johninja> you said you wouldn't tell everyone :/
18:00 <faux> We just skyped Lebanon tehehehehehe my little sister is trying to talk
18:00 <Maurice> Kate Hudson has no business being nearly perfect
18:00 <faux> She goes bblblbblblblb
19:00 <STINKFIST> isn't that Lebanese?
19:00 <STINKFIST> it means
19:00 <faux> Lmao
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, yes she does ... gives me something to look at
19:00 <STINKFIST> "HI CHRISTINA! I LOVE YOU!"
19:00 <faux> Arabic you mean
19:00 <faux> She calls me bith
19:00 <Maurice> I thought it meant 'I'll have a kebab with the lot'
19:00 <STINKFIST> my Leb mates distinctly say Lebanese
19:00 <Maurice> Shes trying to say bitch, der
19:00 <STINKFIST> as a dialect
19:00 <STINKFIST> because they say no one else understands them
19:00 <faux> Its Lebanese arabic but its still Arabic 
19:00 <STINKFIST> but they understand everyone else
19:00 <faux> Lol
19:00 <Maurice> BUY THE KID A CONSONANT
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it's what I call pigeon arabic
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lebanese that is
20:00 <faux> You still in Syd kyle
20:00 <STINKFIST> yes darling
20:00 <STINKFIST> I was in Bankstown on Australia day
20:00 <faux> Ew
20:00 <faux> Why
20:00 <STINKFIST> at a Lebanese restaurant
20:00 <STINKFIST> because I am a real Aussie
20:00 <STINKFIST> not a fucking cunt
20:00 <STINKFIST> :D
20:00 <johninja> the waiting is the hardest part
21:00 <faux> If I wake up early enough I'm going to the city with dad at 7:30am
21:00 <faux> Meet me at circular quay :D
21:00 <STINKFIST> tomorrow?
21:00 <faux> Oui
21:00 <STINKFIST> no fucking way you're getting up before 11
21:00 <faux> We're picking up some relos
21:00 <STINKFIST> ah
21:00 <STINKFIST> relatives
21:00 <STINKFIST> the only thing that wakes Lebs up before lunch
21:00 <faux> I don't wake up late
21:00 <faux> At all
21:00 <STINKFIST> WELL
21:00 <faux> I'm always up between 6-7
22:00 <STINKFIST> you're usually STILL up at that time
22:00 <faux> Not anymore!
22:00 <STINKFIST> oh?
22:00 <STINKFIST> PM sweet cheeks
22:00 <faux> Ok
22:00 <STINKFIST> hook a brother up
22:00 <faux> Lol
22:00 <faux> I,don't know how to pm with this client 
22:00 <johninja> /msg
23:00 <faux> Oh
23:00 <faux> I didn't think of that lol
23:00 <faux> Ty
23:00 <STINKFIST> I PM'd you :P
23:00 <STINKFIST> and always use /query nick
23:00 <STINKFIST> then the window will open
23:00 <STINKFIST> and you don't have to risk embarrassment of fucking up and your shit going public
23:00 <faux> :D
26:00 <Excessive> that or /notice
26:00 <johninja> lol
26:00 <johninja> messing up a /notice can be pretty funny
26:00 <johninja> on time this chick was telling me about her ex while he was talking in the room
26:00 <johninja> totes fucked it
26:00 <faux> Notice Johninja how's the rash
27:00 <johninja> why do birds suddenly appear?
28:00 <faux> Yay the muzzos left
28:00 <johninja> lol
28:00 <faux> Every weekend the muzzos hang out at the park across the road
28:00 <johninja> and stay out!
28:00 <faux> Like 20 gronks
28:00 <faux> Just babbling shit
28:00 <STINKFIST> and johninja  was drifting through the backyard
28:00 <faux> Theyre leaving now thannfuck
28:00 <STINKFIST> and he was taking off his dress
28:00 <STINKFIST> and he was moving very slowly
28:00 <STINKFIST> rising up above the Earth
29:00 <STINKFIST> the fuck is a muzzo?
29:00 <johninja> call asio and dob them in
30:00 <milk> are dobbing in taxi drivers to the NSH?
30:00 <faux> Muslim
30:00 <johninja> "there are 20 muslims in the park across the road, probably up to no good" "alright we're on it, gogogogo"
30:00 <faux> I just counted 5 cars driving off
30:00 <faux> 5.
30:00 <STINKFIST> bollocks
30:00 <STINKFIST> try to tell anyone there's a group of Arabs talking a lot
30:00 <STINKFIST> and they'll look at you like you're Down's Syndrome's retarded brother
30:00 <faux> Huh
31:00 <faux> Idgi
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, wtf Stinky
31:00 <STINKFIST> your 'muzzos' talk a lot because they can't stare sullenly into a glass of bourbon
31:00 <STINKFIST> leave them be
31:00 <faux> Lol what
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... crap
31:00 <faux> Arabs talk a lot so I'm confused 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same
31:00 <johninja> they talk pretty quick too
31:00 <STINKFIST> yeah that was my point?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid stinky
32:00 <johninja> lets just move on
32:00 <faux> Good idea
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmm your point failed then
32:00 <faux> Lol
32:00 <STINKFIST> apparently so
32:00 <Bastardly_One> i know my friend Nay never shuts up
32:00 <milk> they are probably organizing who will sell what out the boot of their car
32:00 <Bastardly_One> either does 'stina
32:00 <STINKFIST> milk, and it won't be interesting
32:00 <faux> When you come to leave an Arabs house it takes an hour
32:00 <Bastardly_One> was good talking to her on skype ... no silence
32:00 <STINKFIST> nothing haram ever lived in the boot of a car
32:00 <faux> They say bye and keep talking for hours
32:00 <STINKFIST> except my bass player
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, that's just goodbyes
33:00 <faux> And you're left standing there like a dickhead
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <STINKFIST> faux, I thought that was why you dudes are always in groups
33:00 <johninja> lol that is like my mum lately, everytime i walk out the door she has to call me in and share an 'interesting' story
33:00 <STINKFIST> so one can use their mobile to call the home phone
33:00 <STINKFIST> and you can be like
33:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe that's where I got it from ... my arab friends
33:00 <STINKFIST> 'OK, cya! I gotta grab the phone!'
33:00 <johninja> usually something pretty pointless, must be lonely
33:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I think I was born talking
33:00 <faux> Happened the other night we were at my aunties and my grandfather was telling a story for 58 minutes, yes we times him and when he finally shut up dad goes OK LETS GO so we get up then dad starts talking about shit for 30 mins..
33:00 <milk> do they have a cafe where they can all go smoke hookahs?
34:00 <milk> bubbly bubbly
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
34:00 <milk> or whatever they call it
34:00 <STINKFIST> yeah milk
34:00 <STINKFIST> fucking hilarious
34:00 <Bastardly_One> only an 1 1/2 to get out the door?
34:00 <faux> Hubbly bubbly
34:00 <milk> thats it
34:00 <STINKFIST> every Aussie cunt knows at least one Arabic version of it
34:00 <faux> And yeah there are heaps
34:00 <STINKFIST> but they call it Hubbly Bubbly
34:00 <faux> Argileh
34:00 <faux> Yumm
34:00 <STINKFIST> I say aghileh, shisah, hookah
34:00 <STINKFIST> my fucking mates still call it hubbly bubbly
34:00 <faux> Shishaaa
34:00 <STINKFIST> funny pricks
34:00 <johninja> i call them arab bongs
35:00 <faux> Haha
35:00 <faux> My little cousin used to call me ashishaa
35:00 <STINKFIST> smoke more cones johninja
35:00 <faux> Cos he couldn't pronounce christina
35:00 <faux> Cutest thing ever 
35:00 <milk> well
35:00 <STINKFIST> to be fair
35:00 <johninja> ?
35:00 <milk> they smoke hookahs in private
35:00 <STINKFIST> ashishaa sounds pretty sexy
35:00 <johninja> fine, i will then
35:00 <faux> Lol
35:00 <johninja> what is up with you tonight man
35:00 <Mew> we've got a shisha thingymajig here
35:00 <johninja> you acting all strange
35:00 <STINKFIST> not heaps mate
35:00 <milk> in the white nightgowns
35:00 <Mew> i dont know how to use it but pirate brings it out at parties sometimes
35:00 <faux> Nice mew
35:00 <johninja> smoke more cones is a picard line
35:00 <STINKFIST> was out with a weird bunch
35:00 <STINKFIST> had a rad time
36:00 <STINKFIST> paid way too much for not enough Chinese food
36:00 <faux> I like apple
36:00 <STINKFIST> living the Sydney dream
36:00 <faux> And mixed berry 
36:00 <faux> Yumm
36:00 <johninja> lol
36:00 <milk> meh
36:00 <STINKFIST> I was in Bankstown on Aussie day
36:00 <STINKFIST> the lemon and mint is always a winner
36:00 <milk> I havent been out to a resturant in months
36:00 <STINKFIST> but they had a house mix
36:00 <faux> Mm mint
36:00 <STINKFIST> was watermelon and passionfruit
36:00 <Mew> the packet of the little disc things you put in it says "sex" lol
36:00 <STINKFIST> delicious
36:00 <Mew> is that a flavour?
36:00 <faux> Yummm
36:00 <faux> LOL
36:00 <STINKFIST> yeah mint is the world's best secret in cooking
36:00 <Mew> tastes like cum and bumhole
36:00 <faux> I'm not sure mew
37:00 <faux> Oh ok
37:00 <STINKFIST> Mew, try chewing it before the cum and bumhole
37:00 <STINKFIST> should taste like bus and homeless person
37:00 <Mew> i have a feeling that would taste horrible lol
37:00 <Mew> perfect
37:00 <Mew> bus and homeless person
37:00 <faux> Mm love me some homeless people 
37:00 <Mew> thats exactly the flavour i was thinking
37:00 <faux> I started watching this show called The Following 
38:00 <faux> With kevin bacon
38:00 <faux> Its so good 
38:00 <faux> Mm bacon
38:00 <STINKFIST> mmm Kevin
38:00 <faux> I recommend everyone watch it kgo
39:00 <milk> bacon & cheese is pretty much the ultimate snack food flavour
39:00 <faux> Cheese and bacon balls
39:00 <faux> Omnom
39:00 <Mew> oh my lord
39:00 <Mew> i always forget they exist
39:00 <Mew> fuck
40:00 <Mew> i should go down the chips aisle in the supermarket more often
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a pack of cheetos
41:00 <Bastardly_One> good stuff
41:00 <faux> Dammit now I want some
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep meaning to open them
41:00 <johninja> i only really do coffee and cigarettes
41:00 <Mew> chee-tos
41:00 <Mew> chee-tah
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I got them about 2 weeks ago
42:00 <STINKFIST> and the rain will cry as our faces slip away
42:00 <STINKFIST> and the rain would cry
42:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I just opened them
42:00 <Bastardly_One> they're addictive
42:00 <Bastardly_One> *stuffs my face*
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd share faux
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but
43:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
43:00 <faux> Wahh I hate being sick 
43:00 <faux> My nose is leaking
43:00 <milk> you got coca-cola?
43:00 <STINKFIST> ultimate deep fried potato(ish) action is still sweet chilli and ...
44:00 <Bastardly_One> *puts the cheetos down*
44:00 <faux> I hate chilli 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm really hungry now ...
44:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of need real food
44:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
44:00 <STINKFIST> fuck all of our chilli is actually spicy
46:00 <beehhh> clever people drinks at room
46:00 <[shads]> lol
46:00 <beehhh> cash at bank credit or debit
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
47:00 <beehhh> kk baked much
47:00 <simba> shut up mirza you worthless pawn
47:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
48:00 <beehhh> simba & Bastardly_One & PandasDontDrive three stooges from adelaide
48:00 <beehhh> rofl
48:00 <simba> .....lmao
48:00 <simba> Bastardly_One is nnot from adelaide
48:00 <beehhh> double trouble from downunder
48:00 <simba> mirza you fucking dropkick retard
48:00 <Bastardly_One> correct
48:00 <simba> god youre shit
49:00 <beehhh> Bastardly_One from wherever i dont give a flying fucks
49:00 <simba> hes from where you wish you were
49:00 <Mew> how the fuck is beehhh not banned
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that state anyway
49:00 <beehhh> brb another glass of red wine
49:00 <Bastardly_One> near enough
49:00 <simba> because there are no ops
49:00 <simba> every1 knows this
49:00 <beehhh> u guys are so mean in summer
50:00 <simba> stfu mirza
50:00 <beehhh> ~~.~~
52:00 <[shads]> oo,oo
52:00 <[shads]> sup merza
53:00 <[shads]> lol dude
53:00 <Bastardly_One> see, this is why I should be given 100 at least here again
53:00 <Bastardly_One> so no-one in the middle of the night
53:00 <Bastardly_One> has to read beehhh or shads
54:00 <simba> the whole system needs a makeover
54:00 <[shads]> dreaming
54:00 <simba> i think the wheels are in motion which is cool
54:00 <[shads]> no ops 4u
54:00 <[shads]> ony 4 me
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and
54:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's an all ages channel
54:00 <punknut> hey peeps
54:00 <Bastardly_One> it needs some actual rules
54:00 <[shads]> hey punknut
55:00 <punknut> how goes it?
55:00 <[shads]> still warm
55:00 <punknut> its nice where i live
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I smell rain
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm dreaming
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh simba
55:00 <punknut> im actually surprised that im still going
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to pay for that course
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but cheap as fuck
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and bludge city
56:00 <punknut> been studying for about 12 hours solid so far
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I hardly go to classes IMO
56:00 <punknut> what are you studying>
56:00 <punknut> ?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> got my timetable today and it's only 3 1/2 days in semester 1
56:00 <Bastardly_One> just IT punknut
56:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing exciting
56:00 <punknut> ah yeah
57:00 <Bastardly_One> more to get the brain going again
57:00 <punknut> wish i was studying it
57:00 <punknut> so much easier than this shit
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm OLD
57:00 <Bastardly_One> what are you doing?
57:00 <punknut> security risk management
57:00 <punknut> diploma
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
57:00 <punknut> and quite frankly
57:00 <punknut> im stuck like a duck in an asian kitchen
57:00 <Bastardly_One> this is more to get my mind back in a study routine
58:00 <punknut> yeah, my routine has been fucked lately
58:00 <punknut> just been so unmotivated
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... been there and done that with a few courses and dips myself
58:00 <punknut> until i realised how much work i have to do and my due date is like 3 weeks away
58:00 <Bastardly_One> get to the point you just ... hate it
58:00 <Bastardly_One> well, not hate it
58:00 <punknut> now im going like mad
59:00 <Bastardly_One> it just becomes a chore
59:00 <punknut> exactly
59:00 <punknut> but the funny thing is that im stuck on the most simple shit
59:00 <punknut> a 2 year old could do what i need to do
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd believe it
59:00 <punknut> and im black
59:00 <punknut> oopd
59:00 <punknut> new keyboard
59:00 <punknut> blank
59:00 <punknut> i meant
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:00 <punknut> its one of those divided keyboards
00:00 <Bastardly_One> walk away from it for a bit
00:00 <Bastardly_One> like try not to think too much on it
00:00 <punknut> and im not used to typing with the correct hand lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> then go back to it
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate those divided keyboards
00:00 <punknut> eh but the way i design this is the thing that will kill the assignment
00:00 <Bastardly_One> they fuck my speed and accuracy hardcore
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <punknut> i just accidentally offended like 40% of the worlds population so i agree with you 100%
01:00 <punknut> ,k,
01:00 <punknut> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <punknut> fuck
01:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck the niggas!
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you did!
01:00 <punknut> oh god
01:00 <Bastardly_One> joking
01:00 <punknut> i tell you those keyboards man
01:00 <simba> cool Bastardly_One are u still gonna blaze it every day,
01:00 <punknut> im sure you meant to say
01:00 <simba> go to class high like the old days
02:00 <punknut> dov; rjt ,phhsd
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... how did you know I did that?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> or have I said it?
02:00 <simba> just Guessed
02:00 <simba> i know i did
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I used to live 5 mins from my campus
02:00 <punknut> well ill use your brain for 5 mins ...
02:00 <Bastardly_One> last time I did a 2 year IT degree
02:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah ... but I dunno ... good question
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lunch is an hour and there's not exactly anything out there but trees
03:00 <Bastardly_One> so, yes?
03:00 <punknut> i have to come up with an efficient format to list 108 risks, analyse them, rate them and recommend treatment options
03:00 <punknut> and estimate costs
03:00 <Bastardly_One> a spreadsheet?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, funny though ... I was thinking that at soon as I saw the timetable
04:00 <punknut> if i list them and then refer to them by number it will be too inefficient because they will be going back and forward 108 times
04:00 <Bastardly_One> it was too tempting to not come prepeared so to speak
04:00 <punknut> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, hence I suggest a spreadsheet
04:00 <punknut> well, spreadsheets wont hold enough information
04:00 <punknut> i have to describe each risk
04:00 <Bastardly_One> or database even
05:00 <punknut> database would be great, but it's one document
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I should be able to work this out
05:00 <punknut> its creating a risk management plan.
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I did admin for 15 fucking years of my life
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <punknut> ive done all the policy and shit, now i just need to
05:00 <punknut> and hell ill type it out like my note form
05:00 <Bastardly_One> My brain says fuck you B1 ... I'm stoned and don't care
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but I should be able to tell you how to present it off the top of my head
06:00 <Bastardly_One> how shit
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it is simple
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you're right
07:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, you're logical
07:00 <punknut> ID risks, analyse risks, evaluate risksgive a risk acceptance level, risk treatment plan, monitor and review, document the process and research treatment options for feasability and costs
07:00 <Bastardly_One> what do you think?
07:00 <punknut> i cant think, thats why i came here, smart stoners with revolutionary ideas.
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> not you
07:00 <simba> u have to give a speech?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I asked simba
07:00 <punknut> i know
08:00 <punknut> just wanted to be funny haha
08:00 <Bastardly_One> see, if I had the info in front of me ... I'd be saying go about it xyz
08:00 <punknut> i have to give a 10 minute presentation on the finished product
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm terrible without shit in front of me
08:00 <punknut> too much to send you lol
08:00 <punknut> LLOOOOOTS of raw information
08:00 <Bastardly_One> good
09:00 <simba> <Bastardly_One> I hate those divided keyboards - me 2
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> waaaaaaaaaait
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> wait wait
09:00 <Bastardly_One> cannot stand them
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> if u punk nut
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur gay right
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> coz im gay irl..
09:00 <Bastardly_One> what if he was? so what?
09:00 <punknut> p.s - michael buble ave maria rendition is impeccable
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I know!
09:00 <punknut> im engaged, sorry.
09:00 <Mew> what if you gave them a scale like rate the cost/risk factor or whatever from 1-5 
09:00 <Mew> or would that not work
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Powerpoint
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but ...
09:00 <punknut> thats just the risk rating
10:00 <punknut> but it goes off of several factors, so a 1-5 thing wont work
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> buuurrrp
10:00 <Bastardly_One> they want it in document form
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk i love hjs
10:00 <Mew> dang
10:00 <punknut> stfu about hj's they dont have 1 within 100km where i live
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you don't want them going back and forth
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh hi Mew
10:00 <Mew> where do you live punknut?
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> what did you do tonight?
10:00 <punknut> Kingaroy
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> did you see any of your 'slut' friends
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmm ... how about a main document that refers to a appendix
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> and talk about ya-ya and goo-goo?
11:00 <punknut> wouldnt work because it's a plan
11:00 <Mew> i assume you're still mad because of your fantasy life outburst earlier
11:00 <Mew> ill let you cool off for a bit pandas
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> and sinking a shit arse boat to 'create an artificial reef'
11:00 <punknut> plans gotta be in some form of order
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew you fat shit
11:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <simba> lets calm down now
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> who isnt calm
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> rage quit
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant handle how we roll
12:00 <Bastardly_One> doubt it
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but yay!
12:00 <Mew> not every quit is a rage quit lol
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer well yay!!
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
12:00 <simba> he prob left because he realised youre about to ruin the channel pieter style and he cant talk about his work any more
12:00 <Mew> lmfao
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> wait
12:00 <simba> go on, do your thing......
12:00 <simba> sigh
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> he left because you're gay?
12:00 <simba> talk to you guys later
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> cmon greeky
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer go sink that last bong n keep bumming off ur parents bro
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> jk btw
13:00 <Bastardly_One> *raises a brow*
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
13:00 <Mew> wb pnut
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> im ina jesting mood b1 lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I suggest you stfu about bumming off parents
13:00 <punknut> sorry, my network card is shit and i have to reset it every 20 mins or so
13:00 <Bastardly_One> your mother supports you
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> why Bastardly_One?
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> does she?
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> how is that?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you admitted it to me
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> I mean I'm independently wealthy
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> why would I need her support.
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> I did no such shit
13:00 <Mew> that translates to "im in a shit mood cos nobody believed my fake story before about going out with girls"
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1 
13:00 <punknut> Bastardly_One - is PandasDontDrive a troll?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> she was bagging your writing and I said that's what you have to put up with if your mother supports you and you said yep
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> what I saw was some old fuck with a beard bro
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> = u
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> and me tonight
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> = around awesome ppl
14:00 <Mew> <PandasDontDrive> I mean I'm independently wealthy
14:00 <Mew> no
14:00 <Mew> just no
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> and u n fat mew
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> wah wah wah
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> what i see b1
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> is u contradict urself
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> about people teaming up and you've done it
14:00 <punknut> wheres ben when you need him to boot a distracting little shit
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, keep going ... now you're trying to change it around
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're the one that bitched about that very thing Bastardly_One
14:00 <simba> told u thats why he left
14:00 <Mew> is this all because he said you live off your mum
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> and now you have.
15:00 <Mew> would you be less mad if it wasnt true?
15:00 <beehhh> damn ginger but tasted good
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> you old fucking loser bro
15:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly Mew
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> this place was great
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> before simba and mew
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> came in here
15:00 <punknut> mew seems quite pleasant, PandasDontDrive
15:00 <Bastardly_One> simba happens to be a friend thanks
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> mew brit meat and simba all they do is troll people
15:00 <punknut> you seem like a gigantic douche
15:00 <simba> before people stopped letting you get away with lying 
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> and ur in on it now too
15:00 <Bastardly_One> so, sit down and give your mouth a go
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba is a friend now
15:00 <beehhh> cooked on beef balls, baby sprouts, organic tomato, organic eggs n mackerel
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol old boy
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in on nothing fuckwit
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're on welfare bro
16:00 <beehhh> omega 9 oil
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> bitching about it in aus chan
16:00 <Bastardly_One> he's always chatted with me since i've returned dickhead
16:00 <punknut> oi also
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> u bitch about simba and them
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> and then u join up with them
16:00 <simba> panda stop ruining irc
16:00 <punknut> you guys should youtube michael buble singing the spider man theme
16:00 <beehhh> whoever wanted me dead died ages back
16:00 <punknut> so cool
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont u have friends your own age Bastardly_One?
16:00 <Mew> PandasDontDrive.. you dont work, you live in housing for the mentally ill, you're a shut in
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> off internet..
16:00 <Bastardly_One> sure I do ... all the time
16:00 <[shads]> IVE GOT A BIG COCK
16:00 <Mew> how are you NOT on welfare payments
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew you fat shit
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> you dont know fuck about me
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I do ... you're point dickhead?
16:00 <Mew> the government should be throwing it at you
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> you spread lies
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> like u said
16:00 <beehhh> i like baby mussel too
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> i bashed Jamie lee
16:00 <[shads]> hello mew
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and you have said in here that your mum manages your money
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> never happened
17:00 <Mew> gday shadsi
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> or id be in prison right now
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and gives you an "allowance" each week
17:00 <[shads]> :PPP
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> you tell porkies
17:00 <beehhh> im a chef
17:00 <punknut> hey mew - just ignore it
17:00 <Mew> you said you have been in prison
17:00 <Bastardly_One> what was it you said the other day?
17:00 <[shads]> brb cuppa
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> u stopped
17:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause uno its bull
17:00 <Mew> you kept saying how it isnt that bad in prison
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you were bitching she only gives you 500 or something
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> you went on
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> n i had ppl pming me
17:00 <Mew> how you enjoyed your time in prison
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> asking if i bash chicks
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur a fucking loser
17:00 <beehhh> i poached eggs with 2 limes n oragano herb
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> u n pirate
17:00 <Bastardly_One> get a fucking job and stop living off your mum
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur fucking bottom feeders man
18:00 <Mew> watch out guys we're all in trouble cos his lies are being exposed
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> no life
18:00 <simba> he mooches of mommy like hes 16
18:00 <beehhh> then added tomato
18:00 <Mew> hes going to bed real angry tonight
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer jono?
18:00 <punknut> lol PandasDontDrive - you arent really in a position to criticise
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's what u do bro
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> arent i?
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> I think I am
18:00 <beehhh> added organic turmeric by lohas
18:00 <simba> i dont understand why he enjoys fighting half a dozen people in chatrooms all the time
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and simba can live at home until he's 70 ... he's greek ... it's allowed
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> take on Bastardly_One the old fuck that has nothing behind him
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> your new irc friends are HALF YOUR AGE MAN
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> grow up dude.
18:00 <beehhh> i prefered light oil than oliveoil
18:00 <simba> B45D4RD7Y_1
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... dear me
18:00 <beehhh> gentle on stomach
19:00 <simba> cool age payouts i thought you were a writer man
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer dear you
19:00 <simba> you are fried
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> get a life Bastardly_One
19:00 <simba> basic age, nationality payouts from this guy
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> you bitched about simba and mew to us
19:00 <simba> i thought he was creative?.
19:00 <simba> lol
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> and now..
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> loser.
19:00 <punknut> so any ideas about the formatting issue, guys?
19:00 <simba> trying to get some gay soap opera esque fighting going on by saying people bitched
19:00 <simba> what a teenager
19:00 <beehhh> simba's dad shoved him prisoners food
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> worked didnt it
19:00 <simba> ...no
19:00 <simba> l;opl
19:00 <simba> its retarded
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima go for the cig now
19:00 <simba> that one didnt work .. 
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> u were fun
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill play ur game again soon yo
20:00 <Mew> he rages so hard on irc he requires a cigarette to calm his nerves
20:00 <Mew> he must be shaking at the computer right now
20:00 <simba> hes actually adopted the thing that every old loser does, pretend hes the one trolling
20:00 <simba> thats so fucked up
20:00 <Mew> snorting like a pig
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's right fat girl
20:00 <beehhh> he looks at simba just like another pet in the house
20:00 <Bastardly_One> basically ... this is a reaction to my comment about living off his mum right?
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur pic is plasted all over the net
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> u n pirate
20:00 <simba> me and PandasDontDrive used to laugh with each other about losers that would get owned and pretend theyre the master troll, now PandasDontDrives become one of them
20:00 <simba> its so sad
20:00 <Bastardly_One> love it when I hit a nerve
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> funny shit mew
20:00 <simba> honestly it is
20:00 <Mew> pretty much b1
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> i didnt simba
20:00 <Mew> how dare you expose his real shitty life lol
20:00 <simba> PandasDontDrive remember
20:00 <simba> with alchemy
20:00 <Mew> in so much trub
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> alch3my was removed.
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> he doesnt exist.
20:00 <simba> we used to laugh at him for being such a pathetic loner but pretending he was the master troll man
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont talk about him
20:00 <simba> now youve become this outcast
20:00 <simba> its shocking
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> me?
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> hah
21:00 <simba> please straighten up and fly right
21:00 <simba> youre still young
21:00 <simba> 31 or something
21:00 <simba> theres time 
21:00 <simba> ok 
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> im an outcast?
21:00 <beehhh> i give my pasta 10/10 cause im starvin n tipsy
21:00 <punknut> so Bastardly_One, you got any ideas?
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> of what
21:00 <simba> yeah youve become as bad as pieter man
21:00 <simba> youre scrambled
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> just spent the whole night doing something with good friends watching one of my good friends
21:00 <simba> anyway i hope things get better
21:00 <Bastardly_One> not yet punknut but I'm pretty distracted ... I've got a ranting housemate too *lol*
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck man
21:00 <Mew> LMFAO
21:00 <beehhh> baby ginger and tomatoe made it all possible
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur a fucking loser
21:00 <Mew> why do you have to lie
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> lie?
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> about what
21:00 <Mew> you logged off for like an hour
21:00 <simba> cool you had a good night, sweet, why are you so mad then
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> i took ashlee
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> jack
22:00 <simba> its just a chatroom 
22:00 <punknut> sounds yum cept for the ginger
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> n his gf
22:00 <Mew> that doesnt equate to you going out for a while night with friends
22:00 <punknut> not a big fan of ginger
22:00 <beehhh> i got digital pan by le gourmet brand
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> to see my mate Simon Peter play
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> in town
22:00 <simba> why are you ruining your supposed good night by firing up so much noiw
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> it was fkn great
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> but
22:00 <simba> go have a relaxing smoke or pill or w/e
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh, i get you
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> um
22:00 <Mew> if we werent aggravating that compulsive lying shut-in nerve he wouldnt be so angry
23:00 <simba> let the channel return to some conversation
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> sorry Mew, ur life is so fail
23:00 <simba> be a big man
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> u and ben settled
23:00 <simba> try and act 31
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> have some fat shit kid
23:00 <simba> with a child
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> some bogan life
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> no money
23:00 <simba> ...lol
23:00 <simba> not getting through is it
23:00 <Mew> you have a kid you dont even see lol
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> slut friends and alcoholics
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> I do
23:00 <Mew> he probably doesnt even know you're his dad
23:00 <simba> why is he attacking some family is he jealous
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> but
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> is it ur business?
23:00 <simba> hes jealous his ex and his son hate him
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> nuhhhh
23:00 <simba> its ok
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
23:00 <Mew> is my kid your business?
23:00 <Mew> nuhhhhh
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> jono dude
23:00 <simba> r u jealous of pirates happy family
23:00 <[shads]> IVE GOT A BIG COCK
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> used to think you were better than this shit man
24:00 <simba> its ok ur only 30 u have time to turn it around
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> but ur just some stoner loser
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> and ur new mate Bastardly_One
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol he'
24:00 <simba> r u jealous of me too
24:00 <[shads]> bblrz
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> HE'S LIKE FIFTY
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL NO
24:00 <simba> dont be jealous of us just become a better man
24:00 <Mew> spends his nights getting super angry on irc and chain smoking cigarettes because hes so worked up from it
24:00 <simba> 4:1)
24:00 <Mew> i dunno if he'll last til 40
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> I do miss when you guys werent in here
24:00 <beehhh> wankers night on devils friday
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> so im going to stfu
24:00 <simba> ok pieter
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> i had my fun
24:00 <Mew> thx pieter
24:00 <simba> everything he says is pieter stuff now
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> go spread more shit about me mew
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> about Jamie Lee
24:00 <Mew> okay sure thing pieter
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> for example.
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> lying son of a bitch.
25:00 <simba> why is panda pretending he misses the old days, nobody ever liked him here lol
25:00 <simba> everyone hes met has realised he is FUCKED UP
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> next time you want to say i bashed a chick
25:00 <simba> like NOBODY has stuck around
25:00 <simba> lol
25:00 <simba> but we all know this
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> make sure it isnt a chick i talk to
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> cunt
25:00 <beehhh> juciey meal
25:00 <simba> he just needs to read it again
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> peace
25:00 <simba> cya woman basher
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <beehhh> sleep is the ultimate medicine now go take ur pills
25:00 <punknut> My comprehension of this is just fucked .. i need a smoke just to keep up with PandasDontDrive's incessant whinging
25:00 <[shads]> kate
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
26:00 <[shads]> helooo
26:00 <Mew> hes out of control
26:00 <Mew> hi d-ash
26:00 <[shads]> yoyo
26:00 <punknut> soooo
26:00 <beehhh> my foreskin was cut ladies consider urself a lucky
26:00 <[shads]> just having dinner actually
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shudders*
26:00 <Bastardly_One> dinner eh?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> so 2 full cows
26:00 <punknut> any ideas? sorry to push the subject im just so fucking stuck and i cant go to bed until i sort this
26:00 <[shads]> yup
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think I vomited a little bit then 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> 17 desserts
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and a 6 pack
27:00 <Bastardly_One> right?
27:00 <beehhh> ginger helps
27:00 <[shads]> yes pipsqueek
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> that will help
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's how I maintain my figure
27:00 <[shads]> that was yumo
28:00 <beehhh> tell the jenny craigs they might buy this idea
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
28:00 <[shads]> immbasiles lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> *imbeciles
28:00 <[shads]> fuck this coffees strong
29:00 <punknut> Bastardly_One whats doing?
29:00 <[shads]> bbl
29:00 <simba> kat_kat!!!!!!!!
29:00 <beehhh> hookers get all the pleasure
29:00 <simba> noooo!!!!!!
29:00 <Bastardly_One> not much and I give up unless I had all your shit in front of me
29:00 <Bastardly_One> good luck :P
29:00 <punknut> yeah its fucked hey lol
29:00 <beehhh> and get paid for it
29:00 <Bastardly_One> think I'm hungry
30:00 <beehhh> i ate like 800gm
30:00 <punknut> to have all my shit youd have to read about lets see .... 18 pages of context, 30 page australian standard and 10 pages of notes
30:00 <punknut> lol
30:00 <Mew> http://www.business.vic.gov.au/operating-a-business/developing-your-business/managing-risk/risk-management
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not reading it man
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <Mew> theres a template you can download at the bottom of that punknut
30:00 <punknut> i know lol
30:00 <beehhh> me too 
30:00 <punknut> w000t
30:00 <punknut> thanks mew :D
30:00 <beehhh> im concentration on polising my knob
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew, smart thinking :D
31:00 <beehhh> concentrating
31:00 <punknut> ive looked at about 20 of these sites but tas and vic have good ideas
32:00 <simba> Business Woman Extraordinarre
32:00 <[shads]> what up niggers
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> when he's the rock and roll staaaaaarrrr
32:00 <Mew> oh wb pieter
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> thanks fatty
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh soz Mew
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> about um fact ashlee laughed about u earlier
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill scroll up one sec
33:00 <Mew> ok ill wait
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> remember when u pmed her to talk rofl
33:00 <Maurice> I'm riveted
33:00 <Maurice> Is Ashlee a junkie whore?
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> IM FRIENDS WITH HER FRIENDS OMIGOSH!
33:00 <punknut> they are good thanks mew
33:00 <[shads]> sup beehhh
33:00 <Mew> ive never talked to her lol
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> no Maurice
33:00 <Mew> no wukkas punknut
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> she is not
33:00 <Maurice> Are you sure?
34:00 <punknut> only thing which would shit me
34:00 <Maurice> Like, positive
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes Maurice
34:00 <punknut> is having to do 2 tables
34:00 <AngrymanXL> who is ashlee is she single?
34:00 <punknut> of 108 risks
34:00 <Maurice> Are you with her 24/7 to know this?
34:00 <Mew> many many months ago you changed your nick to ashlee and kept asking me to pm you under the nickname ashlee but i didnt cos it was pretty gay
34:00 <Mew> i dont like tea parties with no tea in the cup
34:00 <[shads]> might have a toke then roll a joint
34:00 <Mew> yknow
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> now you got Maurice on the case
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> insulting my fucking sister
34:00 <Maurice> Do you follow her to the bathroom in public places?
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> you fucking slag Maurice
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> fat fucking slut
35:00 <Maurice> I am?
35:00 <Maurice> News to me
35:00 <punknut> PandasDontDrive you're officially a bat shit fucking crazy stalker
35:00 <Mew> everyone who doesnt appreciate your mental ramblings doesnt make them "on the case" lol
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont fucking talk shit about her
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> you just fucking did
35:00 <Maurice> I'm not even getting laid atm
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> and dont fucking again
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> okay
35:00 <Maurice> And if you had said 'shes my sister' I would have stopped asking
35:00 <[shads]> suck the shit outa ass you freaks
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, what's for dinner? Give me ideas
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> call my sister a fucking prostitute
35:00 <Maurice> But noooo, you have to be all cryptic
35:00 <[shads]> bbl
35:00 <beehhh> melbourne cbd used to be very quiet back then especially when i walked from burke st to carlton crossing the cemetery at 3am
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill take your god damned head off
35:00 <Maurice> Bastardly_One uhmm
35:00 <Maurice> No idea
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> now ban me for it slaf
35:00 <punknut> maurice - jump on her :D
35:00 <Maurice> Bring it
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck you
35:00 <Maurice> Whats a slaf
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> u started it
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> SLAG
35:00 <punknut> slafffffffff
35:00 <Maurice> Is PandasDontDrive off his nut again?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> U FAT SLAG
35:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... I'll make chips then
35:00 <beehhh> im talking about 96
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's raging hard
36:00 <Maurice> Lol sure about that?
36:00 <punknut> no idea wtf youre all talking about
36:00 <Mew> its not his actual sister
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> everybody else has the good sense not to
36:00 <Maurice> Oh
36:00 <punknut> but pissing PandasDontDrive off seems to be the rage
36:00 <Maurice> So once again she's fair game
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> so go fuck urself you fucking slag
36:00 <Bastardly_One> all this is over the fact Mew and simba laughed at me saying to him
36:00 <punknut> so im in :D
36:00 <Maurice> How am I a slag?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> his mother supports him
36:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit Maurice
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk u
36:00 <Bastardly_One> he's raging over the fact the "kids" like me
36:00 <Mew> i bet if you told her he was referring to her as "his sister" she would delete him off fb and "lose contact" with him mysteriously
36:00 <beehhh> i could clearly see the stars from everywhere
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahahahaha
36:00 <Bastardly_One> how sad is that?
36:00 <Maurice> I wont deny the fat, but the slag?
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> its fun aint it
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> unf unf unf
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> chill yo havin fun
37:00 <beehhh> then the mankind chianed me to this planet
37:00 <punknut> PandasDontDrive - your mum may support you, but i supported her last night ;)
37:00 <punknut> woooo stress relief
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> david cassidy - when im the rock and roll star
37:00 <Mew> who are you talking to PietersDontDrive?
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer bro
37:00 <Mew> everyone else is calm lol
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> she supports me so much she wipes my arse
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
37:00 <punknut> the way you're carrying on, i'd believe that
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> infact she's waiting for me in bed bro ^-^
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
37:00 <Mew> the mummy complex
37:00 <Mew> ew
37:00 <Maurice> Thats pretty wrong
37:00 <punknut> make sure she takes out her retainer
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh ye bro
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> hardcore
38:00 <punknut> might slice your dice
38:00 <beehhh> we were free like birds we were travelling like shooting stars
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> ash gets the notepad out and draws us
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's hot
38:00 <Mew> does she still cut your sandwiches into 4 triangles with no crusts?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> just my ass
38:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha @ PietersDontDrive
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol Bastardly_One you 50 yr old loser with no friends
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> need mew and simba
38:00 <punknut> Bastardly_One, have you noticed this at all?
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> cunts half ur age that u used to pay out when they werent on
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> now ur best buddies
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> now ur beggin for support for a course
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> done nothin with ur life u old shit.
39:00 <Bastardly_One> they probably still do
39:00 <punknut> he's like an overly abusive sheldon cooper and his mum is penny/leonard. does she sing you soft kitty, PandasDontDrive?
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice one bro
39:00 <Bastardly_One> they're better than talking to you anyway
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> why dont u pull a brit meat next
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer?
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> because they like ur paranoia shit?
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> about space aliens n shit yer?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah, don't try the everyone bitches about me when I'm not here
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur fkn drug fucked
40:00 <simba> lol stop it man
40:00 <simba> chill out
40:00 <Bastardly_One> because I would expect that ... and honestly don't care
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> live with a drug fucked dude in some housing trust shit
40:00 <Bastardly_One> so try again
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> and ur best irc friend
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> is mew
40:00 <beehhh> drink wine before bed, go bed early
40:00 <Maurice> So back to my original question, who is Ashlee?
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> a pov cunt
40:00 <punknut> PandasDontDrive - it's statistically improbable that we are the only living beings in the universe
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> uneducated etc
40:00 <simba> r u drinking again u seem mad
40:00 <beehhh> dont wank at night
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> u guys pick on me
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> i stick up for myself
40:00 <Maurice> I see her name a lot but no answer
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> and im the bad guy?
40:00 <simba> Maurice ashlee is a blonde girl hes friends with
40:00 <brainz> its to hot i cant sleep
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck man
40:00 <brainz> shesh
40:00 <Maurice> Is that her biggest claim to fame?
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> get off my dick guys
40:00 <punknut> PandasDontDrive - Nobody is picking on you - you're doing this all yourself.
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, he's obsessed with Mew ... literally
40:00 <simba> lol
40:00 <punknut> you that daft?
41:00 <Maurice> Who isn't!
41:00 <simba> no her biggest claim to fame is that shes smoked bongs with me 8)
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol punknut
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> that'd be a start for you.
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, me! I'm all your's *leery wink*
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> and she does like u still btw
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> asks from time to time
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> havent said anythin bad to her tbh
41:00 <punknut> you started this yourself by barking up for Bastardly_One asking a simple question, with no disrespect toward you.
41:00 <punknut> your own fault.
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
42:00 <simba> im gonna msg her and give her a wicked irc nickname to use and how to log into austnet
42:00 <simba> maybe
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> so ur what, the guy that sucks Bastardly_One's furry old cock
42:00 <punknut> so shut the fuck up before i call docs and tell them that your mummy still touches your special place ok
42:00 <punknut> ?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> ash laughed at mew earlier simba
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> she doesnt give a shit about irc
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> or when mew was sucking up to her
43:00 <Maurice> WHO THE FUCK IS ASH
43:00 <Mew> ive never spoken to her lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I think his dad has sodomised him that many times it's affected his brain
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit mew
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> she didnt want to
43:00 <Bastardly_One> he is fucking obessed
43:00 <Mew> <Mew> many many months ago you changed your nick to ashlee and kept asking me to pm you under the nickname ashlee but i didnt cos it was pretty gay
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> my dad is dead.
43:00 <Mew> that doesnt mean ive spoken to her
43:00 <beehhh> my pasta looked like minestrone soup and tasted like ginger
43:00 <Maurice> Why keep mentioning her name, does she know you speak about her on here
43:00 <Bastardly_One> if this was real life Mew would have to get an AVO
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> my dad is dead
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> take that back
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> you old fuck
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> he at least died a fucking man 27 yrs in the military
44:00 <beehhh> i have Maurice on ignore
44:00 <Maurice> Thank fuck
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck are you you fucking old shit on irc
44:00 <beehhh> why?
44:00 <Mew> howcome you keep ignoring the part where you changed your nick to ashlee and pretended to be her on irc 
44:00 <Maurice> Even if that was out of nowhere
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that name of the channel punknut
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> what ellie mac
44:00 <punknut> TOTES right?
44:00 <Maurice> Does she have a cunt like a bear trap? Is that why shes so special?
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> u annoyed still
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> u wanted to talk to ashlee
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... we know he's a moron
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> and she didnt want to talk to u
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
45:00 <Mew> i.. i didnt..
45:00 <beehhh> i have sex in sleep
45:00 <Bastardly_One> he must be drinking
45:00 <Mew> this is incredible
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> and even last night she laughed at u
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude
45:00 <Bastardly_One> he has mood swings
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> u pmed her
45:00 <tintin> last night a dj saved my life
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and for some reason he is obessed with Mew
45:00 <Mew> ive never spoken to her why are you guys discussing my irc nickname? LOL
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> and she was in the kitching pouring a drink
45:00 <Mew> its a bit weird
45:00 <beehhh> should i wear a strapon
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> and i told her u msged
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> and she said fuck her i dont care
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> and i told u in pm
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> what she said
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> so dont talk more shit like u did saying i bashed jamie lee
45:00 <Mew> but i didnt msg 
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> when i didnt
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> or id be in prison
46:00 <Bastardly_One> tintin oh hi ... had to whois
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> u talk so much shit ellie mac
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> it will get back
46:00 <tintin> hey dude :D
46:00 <Mew> i never said anything to you when you changed your nickname to ashlee
46:00 <Bastardly_One> wow, you didn't eat it shads
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> u say i bash chicks
46:00 <beehhh> new sleep bed invested more years more money
46:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
46:00 <Mew> and i dont know who ellie mac is 
46:00 <[shads]> lol
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> not funny ellie mac
46:00 <tintin> lol
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> spesh when i still know them
46:00 <Bastardly_One> shads, at least you don't rise to it as much as this idiot :D
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> u dumb fat slag
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll be like all sorry in the morning
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One, go to a retirement home you old fuck
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> do something with your life
47:00 <Mew> we've really rustled your jimjims tonight havent we
47:00 <Bastardly_One> have another drink kiddo
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> instead of begging
47:00 <Serenity> HI GUYS, I CAN FIT A SCREW DRIVER IN MY PEEHOLE.
47:00 <Mew> maybe you should log off for a bit
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> for a way
47:00 <Mew> take some time out
47:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok
47:00 <Mew> eat a kit kat
47:00 <Bastardly_One> HUHU
47:00 <Maurice> I WANT VIDEO, SERENITY
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> go bitch more about needing helpd Bastardly_One
47:00 <ShadowLurker> deez cuntz
47:00 <Serenity> oh you'll get a video
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> not my fault u have no money old shit
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> no education, NOTHING
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn ur bad santa u old drunk living with a drug addict fuck
48:00 <tintin> why aren't you talking to ashlee instead of raging on irc?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I have uni qualification in something you'd love to have fucktard
48:00 <Bastardly_One> literature
48:00 <punknut> tintin ftw!
48:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah try again :
48:00 <Bastardly_One> :) even
48:00 <punknut> degree?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
48:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsMfBQ0txbs
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Meat Loaf and Marion Raven Cover - It's All Coming Back To Me Now by PCSongman and C_cat (Oct 31, 2010) 4:19 - Category: Music - 812,889 views - 1,111 likes (91.4%), 105 dislikes (8.6%)
48:00 <punknut> man thats a hard 1 too
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> id love to have a fucktard
48:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' oath ... well worth it though
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> what would I name it?
48:00 <punknut> i bet man
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> smarty pants..
49:00 <Bastardly_One> one day I've love to make a dollar writing but I love it
49:00 <punknut> PandasDontDrivelittlecunt sounds like a good name for your fucktard
49:00 <Mew> when was the last time you took your meds Pieter?
49:00 <Mew> PandasDontDrive*
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have to go cry
49:00 <Mew> thats an excellent idea
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you should
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> or ima suicide and fuck u coz i fuckin will OKAY!
50:00 <punknut> lol
50:00 <Maurice> Stop being a tease
50:00 <punknut> this is hilarious
50:00 <Mew> LOL
50:00 <Bastardly_One> because basically you just got shot down by me again trying to troll me eh?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Maurice
50:00 <punknut> Maurice LOL
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I love Maurice ... she should be more active
51:00 <punknut> i thought Maurice was a dude
51:00 <Maurice> I'd get STDs if I was more active
51:00 <punknut> lol totes fail
51:00 <punknut> 0,0
51:00 <punknut> sorry Maurice
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah good point
51:00 <Maurice> It comes with the penis
51:00 <Maurice> I'm used to it
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
51:00 <punknut> ok im seriously confused now
51:00 <punknut> m or f
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <punknut> srsly
51:00 <punknut> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> both
51:00 <punknut> ooooooooooooooooooooo
51:00 <Maurice> FS
51:00 <Maurice> Fat slag
52:00 <punknut> exotic!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> she's a top bloke
52:00 <punknut> LOL
52:00 <Serenity> better than being FG i guess Maurice
52:00 <Maurice> OMG
52:00 <Maurice> YOU BITCH
52:00 <punknut> fG?
52:00 <Serenity> cause thats just a whole new realm of fucked
52:00 <Maurice> I had that blocked out!
52:00 <Serenity> HAHA
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ok ... FG? spill
52:00 <punknut> indeed.
52:00 <Bastardly_One> or don't I wanna know?
52:00 <punknut> spill
52:00 <Maurice> I'd go searching for Fam Guy eps and find that :(
52:00 <Serenity> MINE YA BUSINESS YOU NOSEY SLUTS
52:00 <Bastardly_One> or in joke
53:00 <beehhh> birds dropping dead from the trees
53:00 <ShadowLurker> has everyone had their xanax yet?
53:00 <Maurice> It was a terrible time, like experiencing Hiroshima
53:00 <Serenity> you'll be dropping dead in a minute beehhh
53:00 <punknut> ok i really have to figure this out, ill cyas later
53:00 <Serenity> you vapid cunt
53:00 <Bastardly_One> no cunt!
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ShadowLurker, has Pandas being going since this afternoon?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> or did we just get lucky then?
54:00 <Maurice> Hes been going since 2010
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ...
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fair point Maurice
55:00 <beehhh> lion fainted in adelaide zoo
55:00 <Bastardly_One> hardly surprising
55:00 <Bastardly_One> they're getting what we got a few years ago
55:00 <Bastardly_One> heat wise
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel sorry for shit like polar bears in zoo in Australian summer
56:00 <Bastardly_One> in *zoos
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> jousting and you fucks will go all night
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> just like brit meat 4 hrs raging in ps3.
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> just gotta prod u a little.
58:00 <ShadowLurker> now hes gunna pretend he wasnt raging
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> you gotta see the funny side man
58:00 <beehhh> i cant afford to pay for sex so I used taxpayers money - craig thompson
58:00 <Serenity> prey pray? is it like grey and gray? or are they different words?
58:00 <Serenity> is prey like preying on something and pray like the god thing?
59:00 <Serenity> ANSWER ME MAURICE
59:00 <Maurice> WHAAA
59:00 <ShadowLurker> theyre different
59:00 <Serenity> nbm
59:00 <Serenity> nvm
59:00 <Serenity> NMBM
59:00 <Maurice> I was busy taking photos of flowers
59:00 <Maurice> OH
59:00 <Maurice> Its always prey
59:00 <beehhh> i was watching her butterfly
59:00 <Maurice> Pray is churchie shit
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you hunt for prey
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and you pray to your deity
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so me
00:00 <Maurice> Shut up, I just answered it
00:00 <Bastardly_One> well, pardon me!
00:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up i answered first whore
00:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah!
00:00 <Maurice> You didnt elaborate
00:00 <Serenity> yeah i wanted the churchie one
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean, that's not nice
00:00 <Maurice> Yah thats pray
00:00 <Serenity> PRAYYY HAAALLELUJAH
00:00 <Maurice> Or prayer
01:00 <Maurice> Now it all just looks stupid
01:00 <Serenity> i need to shower
01:00 <Serenity> cbf
02:00 <beehhh> to live, to survive, to survive undamaged and not destroy any living breathing creature the point is, if you do something wrong you can be punished for the rest of your life so I think its a lifelong struggle
04:00 <Mew> http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/elwood/bbq/enchanted-bbq-for-sale/1035043823?mpch=ads
05:00 <punknut> does anybody know how to rotate specific text in word?
05:00 <beehhh> glenlg beach
06:00 <ShadowLurker> can we just permban beehhh
06:00 <ShadowLurker> plz
07:00 <Mew> i was at glenelg beach not long ago
07:00 <Mew> it was glorious
07:00 <Maurice> I stayed at Glenelg, loved it
07:00 <Maurice> Except for the mugger taxi driver
07:00 <Maurice> He was everywhere
07:00 <Mew> LOL what
07:00 <Mew> you got mugged?
07:00 <Maurice> No, but it was only a matter of time
07:00 <Maurice> He had the look
08:00 <Mew> ah the look
08:00 <Serenity> rspist
08:00 <Maurice> And whenever we went to get a taxi, no matter where we were, he was there
08:00 <Maurice> FUCKING STALKER
08:00 <Mew> ive had a few hairy taxi rides home from town where i think theyre gonna take a wrong turn and ill never breathe again
08:00 <beehhh> someone pat me i'm going to bed
08:00 <Maurice> Fuck off already
08:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off
08:00 <ShadowLurker> dont come back
08:00 <ShadowLurker> ever
09:00 <Maurice> Pat him into next year
09:00 <brainz> http://diybio.org/
09:00 <beehhh> invisible chock
09:00 <Maurice> What
10:00 <beehhh> car is the most deadly weapon mankind ever created
11:00 <Mew> hitler didnt kill the jews with a car
11:00 <Maurice> Times have changed
12:00 <Maurice> Plus, I shaved my moustache
12:00 <Mew> the perfect disguise
12:00 <Maurice> Exactly
13:00 <beehhh> father & daughter shouldve gone to finland nothing escapes from there
13:00 <ShadowLurker> FUCK
13:00 <ShadowLurker> OFF
13:00 <Mew> werent you going beehhh?
13:00 <Maurice> What
13:00 <Mew> pls go
16:00 <Maurice> Wicked shit, Im having shingles nerve pain
16:00 <Maurice> Love it
17:00 <simba> Wicked shit
18:00 <tintin> Rhymes, cash, weed, cars.
18:00 <tintin> Ghetto celebrities. 
18:00 <tintin> Hood movie stars.
18:00 <tintin> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v1e70jx4wmKk&list=PLxuvw10XWHeTGLaK1pK8qlaI8Fj-4-Mm2 
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
18:00 <tintin> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e70jx4wmKk&list=PLxuvw10XWHeTGLaK1pK8qlaI8Fj-4-Mm2 
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hood Movie Stars SAMPLESLAYA (Mar 25, 2013) 2:26 - Category: Music - 246 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
19:00 <brainz> i want to create glow in the dark yogurt
19:00 <brainz> lol
19:00 <tintin> you know that glow in the dark is actually radiation right?
20:00 <tintin> probably not that healthy
20:00 <brainz> nahh
20:00 <brainz> here ya go
20:00 <punknut> is anyone still up?
20:00 <beehhh> organic tarmeric is potent than prozaic tab
20:00 <tintin> no
20:00 <brainz> https://groups.google.com/forum/?hl=en&fromgroups#!topic/biohacksyd/wVTo88z2zqI
20:00 <punknut> anyone know much about ms word?
20:00 <brainz> ms word
20:00 <tintin> i use open office
21:00 <tintin> its kinda same
21:00 <tintin> what wrong?
21:00 <punknut> need help with customizing a table
21:00 <beehhh> do u want to open two files on the same screen
21:00 <tintin> oh right...don't know much about that
21:00 <punknut> need some colums to have single columns longer than the others
21:00 <tintin> hmm yeh
22:00 <beehhh> need to compare for assingment
22:00 <punknut> i mean single cells
22:00 <punknut> longer than the other colums same cells
22:00 <tintin> probably just going to havr to make them all long and only fill out the bits you need
22:00 <punknut> i need to have 108 rows
22:00 <punknut> so not practical
22:00 <brainz> so simple
22:00 <brainz> create the table in excel
22:00 <tintin> oh
23:00 <brainz> copy and paste it to word
23:00 <brainz> done
23:00 <brainz> lol
23:00 <brainz> 8.)
23:00 <punknut> that work?
23:00 <brainz> offcourse
23:00 <beehhh> and avoid plagarism
23:00 <brainz> it will
23:00 <tintin> seems legit
23:00 <brainz> so simple
23:00 <punknut> plaigarism*
24:00 <brainz> only the content can be plagarised
24:00 <brainz> not the format
24:00 <punknut> i know
24:00 <beehhh> animals are more smarter than human being
24:00 <beehhh> they have good sense of humor
27:00 <Student> beehhh :)
27:00 <punknut> do you know how to rotate text in excel?
28:00 <brainz> rotate
28:00 <punknut> yeah
28:00 <brainz> as in vertical
28:00 <punknut> yep
28:00 <beehhh> fuct if i knew
29:00 <brainz> thats not to hard
29:00 <brainz> really
30:00 <punknut> explain the process?
30:00 <punknut> but i dont want to extend any other cells in the table
31:00 <brainz> one sec
31:00 <beehhh> is my mistake that i took things for granted n trusted the wrong people
32:00 <Student> you need to slow down mate, slow way down 
32:00 <beehhh> how can u separate a drop of poison from water once its diluted
32:00 <brainz> here you go follow this http://office.microsoft.com/en-au/excel-help/rotate-or-reposition-data-in-a-cell-HP005198736.aspx
33:00 <punknut> ta
33:00 <brainz> 8.)
34:00 <brainz> i want to create flubber
34:00 <brainz> lol
34:00 <beehhh> one must know their base and position; this is a system that makes us inseparibility from the rest
41:00 <beehhh> mummy tape
42:00 <brainz> watch this
44:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
45:00 <Student> is it safe for you the think?
47:00 <Student> *to
51:00 <punknut> Bastardly_One you there?
52:00 <Bonny> he is hiding from me
52:00 <punknut> question about excel
06:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z23CzSONiU
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Reconstruction" TAC anti speed TV ad (Dec 2, 2009) 1:01 - Category: Film and Animation - 628,599 views - 958 likes (97.4%), 26 dislikes (2.6%)
08:00 <Student>  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z23CzSONiU
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> VAGINA
11:00 <BlackDevil> Justin Bieber DUI -- He Was High on Weed and Pills ... Toxicology Report Shows
11:00 <BlackDevil> Justin Bieber -- Cops Say He Was a Cocky Little Bitch During Arrest
12:00 <BlackDevil> As many as 9 people killed in house fire in western Kentucky city of Greenville; 8 believed to be children
12:00 <BlackDevil> Michael Schumacher's manager says docs started process of bringing ex-Formula One champ out of coma from skiing accident
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> about the fire, not bieber
13:00 <BlackDevil> Justin Bieber -- $5,000 Bitch Slap for Smoking Out Miami Mansion
14:00 <shadsam> Topic is '<Pieter> Im about clairty'
14:00 <shadsam> `seen pieter
14:00 <prowl> shadsam, Pieter ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 15 hours 17 minutes ago (30.01. 10:57) stating "Connection closed" after spending 1 hour 28 minutes there.
15:00 <shadsam> `seen pietsababe
15:00 <BlackDevil> Topic is '<shadsam> Im about taking it in the bum'
15:00 <prowl> shadsam, PietSAbabe ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 15 hours 17 minutes ago (30.01. 10:57) stating "Connection closed" after spending 1 hour 28 minutes there.
15:00 <Mewski> `seen Element
15:00 <prowl> Mewski, Element ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #random 5 days 9 hours 9 minutes ago (25.01. 17:06) stating "Q-Lined" after spending 20 hours 57 minutes there.
15:00 <shadsam> lolololol
17:00 <beehhh> fuck chinese Mewyear too mch fireworks
22:00 <shadsam> what up neegros
22:00 <gremlinz> watchin the game, havin a bud
23:00 <shadsam> nice
23:00 <shadsam> just turned the fan full rox
28:00 <shadsam> -> [Bastardly_One] PING
28:00 <shadsam> bbl
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> man
29:00 <shadsam> weedsmoke
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> i gotta connect one of my aircons to power before the meter
29:00 <shadsam> yoyp waix
29:00 <shadsam> nice
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
29:00 <shadsam> thatl fuckem
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl yeah
29:00 <shadsam> lolol
30:00 <shadsam> can it be done
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> yep
30:00 <shadsam> fark sick bro
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> mmm
31:00 <shadsam> brb 
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=583054418445514
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> hahaha
33:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
33:00 <BlackDevil> wait let me click it first
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
34:00 <BlackDevil> ok that was funny
35:00 <BlackDevil> http://25.media.tumblr.com/b2bcc50a925bbabb5856dc1ffcc8d7ab/tumblr_murs8izoEP1s4ij25o1_500.png
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> jesus
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> fart
47:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b21_1391086139
48:00 <gremlinz> yea that was funni
48:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Phuket Tourist Boat Sinks. (Date: Jan-29-2014, 3 hours ago) - Views: 1780 - Played: 1064
52:00 <BlackDevil> WaixYourLegs who is this http://media-cdn.fishwrapper.com/2014/01/30/0130-fish-split-bindi-2.jpg
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol is that bindi irwin?
56:00 <BlackDevil> yes
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> uglier than her dad
04:00 <BlackDevil> try this one http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibtimes.com/files/styles/v2_article_large/public/2013/03/13/bindi-irwin_2.jpg
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> mm
05:00 <BlackDevil> she smiles to hard
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> id prob stick my thumb up her butthole
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> see if it fixes her face
07:00 <BlackDevil> hopefully she doesnt find a sting ray to play with
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> mm
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> shulda worn raybans lol
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> vagina
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you are
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> go to bed cunt
38:00 <Bastardly_One> no
43:00 <Bastardly_One> too quiet
43:00 <simba> http://www.polygon.com/features/2014/1/9/5280786/making-money-zelda-speed-runner
43:00 <simba> kool 
43:00 <simba> cosmo owns!!!!!!!!!
44:00 <simba> if u have ever played OOT watch his vid of it
46:00 <Bastardly_One> coolness
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> gay
49:00 <simba> 4:19
50:00 <simba> 3 4.20 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Friday January 31 2014 04:50am(04:50:27)
51:00 <simba> Hahahahahaha.
52:00 <Bastardly_One> huhu
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> wtf
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> cuntfux
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://i.imgur.com/tiaJCAr.jpg
55:00 <BlackDevil> transmisstion oil
55:00 <BlackDevil> transmission
01:00 <shadsam> lol
08:00 <BlackDevil> ?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ??
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> i had a vagina
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> but i dug it out
15:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.myfreecams.com/#NaughtyIlary
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> shouldnt she be working on her english essay
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> FART
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck that hurt
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXXRHpVed3M
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vengaboys - We're Going to Ibiza! (Nov 16, 2009) 3:40 - Category: Music - 12,174,903 views - 18,026 likes (93.6%), 1,233 dislikes (6.4%)
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3RBRaJUI-Q
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Typically Tropical - Barbados (Mar 23, 2010) 2:56 - Category: Music - 14,768 views - 31 likes (96.9%), 1 dislikes (3.1%)
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> jesus
32:00 <shadsam> wot
33:00 <shadsam> lol
33:00 <shadsam> cuppa brb
34:00 <shadsam> google thinks its new years eve
34:00 <shadsam> off its cunt
34:00 <shadsam> google.com.au
35:00 <shadsam> .
36:00 <BlackDevil> ?
40:00 <shadsam> ..
40:00 <shadsam> YAMAHA R6
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> dickhead
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> chinese new year
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> herpnderp
42:00 <shadsam> UP YOURZ LOL
42:00 <shadsam> YEAH FIGURED THAT
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> u fuckin gook
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
42:00 <shadsam> LOL CHOMNGA
42:00 <shadsam> chong
42:00 <shadsam> fuckn slope
42:00 <shadsam> lol
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> did u know u can drink lava?
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> only once though
44:00 <Bastardly_One> try it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
44:00 <Bastardly_One> heh @ the only once bit
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=591400237602202
46:00 <shadsam> pass
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> its brilliant
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I am not normal (duh!)
49:00 <Bastardly_One> who goes for a walk at 5:50am?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> me apparently
50:00 <shadsam> that cunt of a trak took 3 hours to mix
50:00 <shadsam> i did a new logo as well
50:00 <shadsam> pimpin,...
51:00 <shadsam> XD XD
51:00 <shadsam> brb smoko
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> who cares
38:00 <FolkDancer> hello to all the ppl in the chan
49:00 <AngrymanXL> hi
57:00 <FolkDancer> i knew it lol
58:00 <druidess> did u just break wind folkdancer
59:00 <FolkDancer> nope
59:00 <druidess> i see
59:00 <druidess> hi angry
00:00 <FolkDancer> just wondering to myself how many times it is gonna joi/quit
00:00 <druidess> who
00:00 <FolkDancer> AngrymanXL
01:00 <druidess> angry sit down n have a cup of tea or something
23:00 <AngrymanXL> I enabled fxaa globally and my desktop went all blurry. I was confused.
43:00 <spence> Feeling fresh
44:00 <spence> This Orange juice is fucking great
44:00 <spence> peaking yo
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
44:00 <spence> It's gonna be a good day today
45:00 <spence> knock off at 3 then going to get my daughter :D
45:00 <Bastardly_One> excellent :)
46:00 <spence> How are ya man
46:00 <Bastardly_One> average tbh *lol*
46:00 <Bastardly_One> shit happens :)
47:00 <spence> Tbh?
48:00 <The_Baron> that topic is still up
49:00 <Bastardly_One> tbh - to be honest
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol The_Baron
49:00 <spence> Lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it's apt
49:00 <spence> ah k
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and plus maybe BlackDevil realises finally his topics are shit
50:00 <spence> lol Meth clairty
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna have a FB tantrum shortly
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking local slack arse mother fucking cunts
53:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
53:00 <The_Baron> still tryin to get a date
53:00 <The_Baron> :P
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> funny you say that because ... no but yes
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I was looking at catching up/something to do ...
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the silence is blinding
54:00 <The_Baron> well get the fuck outta ballarat for a bit
54:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit, that was the point dickhead
54:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
54:00 <Bastardly_One> local as in ... travelling distance ... melbourne, etc
54:00 <The_Baron> aahh 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
55:00 <The_Baron> daaaaaaaaaaaaaahh
55:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, enrollment was ... wtf?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I got the invoice and a time table ... that's it
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I am totally clueless
55:00 <The_Baron> oh yeah got paid today, with my dole, I got $1689.48 in the bank
55:00 <The_Baron> yay!
55:00 <The_Baron> RITCH BIATCH
55:00 <The_Baron> RICH*
56:00 <Bastardly_One> guess when I get the invoice and shit ... and nice
56:00 <Bastardly_One> give me 600 of it
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be fine
56:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> what's the plan for today?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> working or fuck all?
56:00 <The_Baron> ounce shopping
56:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
57:00 <Bastardly_One> so, hours of scabbing cones
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and talking shit
57:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
57:00 <spence> Cyas
57:00 <The_Baron> thinkin getting a qp and then sell 3 ounces to keep one
57:00 <spence> work calls
57:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmmmmmm qp *is hungry*
57:00 <g^style> anyone got the kristy althaus torrent link?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> who?
58:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, prolly do that, hang with some mates talk shit like u said
58:00 <The_Baron> and then go rehearse for this gig next week
58:00 <g^style> http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/beauty-queen-kristy-althaus-loses-title-of-first-runner-up-miss-colorado-teen-usa-over-allegedly-making-a-porno/story-fn907478-1226814481980
59:00 <g^style> her ^
00:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooh
00:00 <Bastardly_One> nfi ... or care
00:00 <g^style> then stfu
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I tell ya one thing I learnt before
00:00 <The_Baron> ...
00:00 <Bastardly_One> this floor is comfortable to accidently fall asleep on
01:00 <AngrymanXL> has ian thorpe come out of the closet yet or does he still think he's fooling us?
01:00 <The_Baron> haha
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I reckon his depression and drinking problem is over
01:00 <Bastardly_One> being gay
01:00 <The_Baron> though for me, everything is comfortable, they don't call me sammy sidewalk for nuttin
01:00 <Bastardly_One> he's gone into rehab
01:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... The_Baron
01:00 <AngrymanXL> part of his rehab will be coming out.
02:00 <The_Baron> what are they gonna do, give him a prescription for 2 stiff ones a day?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1/1781908_351119818359445_931251036_n.jpg
04:00 <The_Baron> this is so troo
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yep!
04:00 <The_Baron> so what's ur plans today b1/
04:00 <FolkDancer> how true
04:00 <The_Baron> ?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know
05:00 <Bastardly_One> sleep more?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> bored shitless already and it's only 8am
05:00 <FolkDancer> just a pat on the back lol
06:00 <FolkDancer> 4 pm thursday here
06:00 <The_Baron> yeah sleep is always good
07:00 <FolkDancer> yes it is The_Baron
07:00 <The_Baron> I presume u been up for a while then 
07:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1476593_10152103685153529_1989508244_n.jpg
07:00 <FolkDancer> 7:30
07:00 <The_Baron> holy shit, maddest afro I ever seen
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that's mad
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and ummmmm ... yeah 3hrs so far
08:00 <The_Baron> oh
09:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1622855_683731018344617_980299819_n.jpg
09:00 <The_Baron> need this on my front door
10:00 <Bastardly_One> definitely!
10:00 <Bastardly_One> awesome
11:00 <The_Baron> printing it out now
12:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo gotta go
12:00 <The_Baron> http://9gag.com/gag/aqm6YrZ
12:00 <The_Baron> these are worth lookin at 
12:00 <The_Baron> l8r g8r
18:00 <shadsam> sup niggers
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the sky
21:00 <shadsam> shit drugs
21:00 <Bastardly_One> suffer
21:00 <shadsam> rorted
22:00 <shadsam> brb going for a drive car wash
52:00 <shadsam> ice cold coke imo
52:00 <shadsam> XD XD XD XD
53:00 <shadsam> Supurb,...
56:00 <shadsam> sup sup
57:00 <shadsam> hmmm
20:00 <shadsam> ratts
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you that bored?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> so am I kind of
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <eon> good morning
05:00 <Bastardly_One> morning chris
07:00 <eon> whats ya doing?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck all it seems
09:00 <punknut> Hellooooooooo everybody
09:00 <doctor> hello onebody
18:00 <shadsam>  shit all
21:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One George Zimmerman Agrees to Celeb Boxing Match -- I'll Fight Anyone, Even Black People
21:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
25:00 <eon> i roll the perfect ciggas
27:00 <BlackDevil> here is another Bastardly_One http://www.barstoolsports.com/philly/super-page/you-can-get-your-exorcisms-via-skype-nowadays/
27:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
28:00 <Lumeah> hi people 
29:00 <eon> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/trance-acid-remix-2014
30:00 <eon> coffee
38:00 <shadsam> `seen canetoad
38:00 <prowl> shadsam, canetoad ([email protected]) was last seen being kicked from #melbourne by ChanOP ( You are banned) 28 seconds ago (31.01. 09:38), after spending some time there.
40:00 <eon> lol shadsam
40:00 <eon> duh
40:00 <shadsam> sup
40:00 <eon> listening to this https://soundcloud.com/alisid/trance-acid-remix-2014
40:00 <DrGore> `seen druidess
40:00 <prowl> DrGore, druidess ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 3 hours 26 minutes ago (31.01. 06:13) stating "Quit: Bye" after spending 15 minutes there.
40:00 <eon> but my 14min long version
41:00 <doctor> `seen a_happy_ending
41:00 <prowl> doctor, a_happy_ending? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember a_happy_ending.
41:00 <doctor> excellent
43:00 <BlackDevil> how much sperm do you like?
43:00 <The_Baron> how much have u got?
44:00 <BlackDevil> 3/4 ounce
44:00 <The_Baron> lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, the missus must of gone to work
44:00 <doctor> depends on its potency
44:00 <Bastardly_One> hi
44:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil would be impotent
44:00 <Bastardly_One> he can only get it up for TMZ reports too
45:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
45:00 <doctor> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't say who it belongs to
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and ummmmmm
46:00 <Bastardly_One> is this a good pic?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/029/f/2/butt_shadows_by_wickhamart-d747j72.jpg
47:00 <gremlinz> who's ass?
47:00 <gremlinz> oh
47:00 <gremlinz> i know
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> doctor describe yourself in one word
47:00 <gremlinz> werent we talking about it in another channel?
47:00 <BlackDevil> its a chubby ass
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> my best mate made me grab his gfs ass last night lol
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> he's like "Josh feel her arse it's firm hey"
49:00 <Bastardly_One> gremlinz, maybe ... you never saw it though right?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> or I'm in fucking trouble prolly
50:00 <shadsam> clean up those coke cans n cigarette butts
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
50:00 <Bastardly_One> don't you start because you're bored
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll give back as good as I get ... go have another maccas meal fasto
50:00 <Bastardly_One> *fatso
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> life's so hard on a nigga when ya livin' like a , g
51:00 <gremlinz> i wont say nothing
52:00 <Bastardly_One> good ... was surprised I got the pic ... she usually tells me to get fucked
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> not that I particularly care ... but yeah
52:00 <gremlinz> troo
53:00 <slinky_J> hi babby
54:00 <slinky_J> r u into guise?
54:00 <mrgrumpy> really? must you?
55:00 <BlackDevil> im farting
55:00 <BlackDevil> like a man
58:00 <shadsam> fould creature,.
58:00 <slinky_J> not must butt i love ass
58:00 <slinky_J> lol
59:00 <slinky_J> fkn i pulled out a grand from machine yesterday shadsam n when i counted it when i got back realised i lost 250 lollolol 
00:00 <shadsam> anyone tried comodo dragon browser xd
08:00 <eon> slinky_J if u pulled out grand you would have gotten check
08:00 <eon> are u lieing
08:00 <eon> after 999$
08:00 <eon> u get check
10:00 <slinky_J> from the teller
11:00 <eon> oh
11:00 <eon> silly
11:00 <slinky_J> yer i mussed it lol
11:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
11:00 <slinky_J> i just hope some cool chick or dude from the gym nxt to the atm found it and not some boong cunt
13:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1391124004613.jpg
13:00 <eon> this is my hmmm face https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/261731_1432461803655930_205549256_n.jpg
15:00 <slinky_J> brad sucks - dropping out of school
15:00 <slinky_J> blast this :P
16:00 <BlackDevil> no thanks mate
16:00 <eon> never heard of them
16:00 <slinky_J> wow, nick cave look there eon
16:00 <slinky_J> one sec eon
16:00 <slinky_J> dude this is sweet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nOAdiDyMZ4
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Brad Sucks - Dropping Out of School (Nov 29, 2008) 3:44 - Category: Music - 307,814 views - 2,053 likes (98.6%), 30 dislikes (1.4%)
16:00 <slinky_J> HAHA bd
17:00 <eon> alright but not my style
18:00 <BlackDevil> slinky_J mate http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6a2_1391106608
18:00 <Bastardly_One> they're good
18:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Man slowly dies on the street after being shot while trying to rob a pregnant woman in Brazil (Date: Jan-30-2014, 5 hours ago) - Views: 65500 - Played: 57047
19:00 <slinky_J> yeah took me a bit to get into this
19:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't think Pandas would like a band like this
19:00 <Bastardly_One> very stoner
19:00 <slinky_J> now i like it makes me feel like a 16 yr old girl again
19:00 <BlackDevil> who cares about panda
19:00 <slinky_J> being gang banged by six dudes with a bottle
19:00 <slinky_J> im sharing my feelings bro
19:00 <Bastardly_One> very very stoner groove rock
19:00 <eon> omg thats disgusting slinky_J
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I know of them and that song
19:00 <slinky_J> LOL
19:00 <eon> get out of the gutter
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't have to clcik
20:00 <Bastardly_One> *click
20:00 <slinky_J> yeah good stuff i got a spliff goin
20:00 <slinky_J> well done b1 lol
20:00 <slinky_J> radio in my heart, dont be beating so strange xD
21:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1391127641200.gif
21:00 <gremlinz> thats brutal
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ouch
22:00 <Bastardly_One> seen worse though
22:00 <Bastardly_One> in real life too
22:00 <Bastardly_One> there was a guy when #bdsm used to exist called bootlover
22:00 <Bastardly_One> well, booty got his arse whipper snippered one night
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and sanded with a power sander
22:00 <Bastardly_One> serious too
27:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
28:00 <DrGore> BAHAHA
28:00 <DrGore> kicked in the balls
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I remember you
29:00 <Bastardly_One> someone told me you got an Obituary support
29:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit man
29:00 <DrGore> a while back
29:00 <DrGore> back in may
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember having a bass conversation with you
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, well last tour ... good shit
31:00 <DrGore> bass conversation
31:00 <DrGore> i remeber you're a sound guy
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep
33:00 <spence> Working hard again lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> so we see
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
34:00 <slinky_J> spencey
34:00 <spence> Told ya it would be a good day :)
34:00 <slinky_J> siiiick as dawg, dont get me wroooooung, sick as a dog
35:00 <Bastardly_One> true that ... you did
35:00 <slinky_J> b1 man, i saved that spliff for a wakenbake n now i gotta go pay a bill n im trippin dude
35:00 <slinky_J> 40 deg heat
35:00 <spence> Just cruising today
36:00 <Bastardly_One> J, that's because you're stoned
36:00 <slinky_J> well u see a nice chick tell her from me 1800-gotherpes
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and spence, I was thinking before
36:00 <slinky_J> yeah bro!!!
36:00 <beehhh> morning fap
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you're really lucky actually living where you are
36:00 <slinky_J> kk gonna do this
36:00 <Bastardly_One> most housemates wouldn't reall like the having the kid over bit I don't reckon
36:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't bother me but I like kids
37:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't *really
40:00 <spence> It's all good 
41:00 <slinky_J> cant get up lol
41:00 <slinky_J> lol
42:00 <slinky_J> b1 man you're doing something creative with your life atm soon as you know it you'll be in some dope loft with all the fun shit from BIG :P
43:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it does feel like the start of something though
43:00 <Bastardly_One> (yeah a course ... duh:P)
45:00 <slinky_J> not just a course, a new path
45:00 <slinky_J> my mother is 67 bro and still studying, just because she can
46:00 <slinky_J> and interest and that lol but yeah.
46:00 <slinky_J> When we rise it's like Strawberry Fields.. k goin for this god damned walk.
47:00 <Bastardly_One> later
55:00 <Bastardly_One> outta here ... fuck yas
56:00 <shadsam> stupid 4 foot nothin cunt
06:00 <gremlinz> ya fookin coont
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck u cuntfuckz
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> slinky_Js mum
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> what a cunt
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> claim all the newstart allowance
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> stay in tafe
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> never get a job
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> what a cunt
35:00 <gremlinz> btich
38:00 <shadsam> xd
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
41:00 <shadsam> rofl
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> man these cunts harping on about the nbn
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> 932 million loss
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> of course its a fucking loss its not finished
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> they still installing it
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> derpnderp
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> wheres their fucking income lol
43:00 <shadsam> http://www.filehippo.com/download_comodo_dragon
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> i kissed a girl then i farted
47:00 <shadsam> cunts got owned
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> i got my haircut hey
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> such a revel
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> rebel
52:00 <shadsam> brb
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152157476305937
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> i wonder if this show is legit or not.. hmm
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
57:00 <gremlinz> fake as shit
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah bro tu ta lyf!
04:00 <Serenity> i think its pulling the piss out of like operation repo etc
05:00 <Loof> ew Ana_Ng the cunt
05:00 <Loof> HOMOGAYS!
16:00 <beehhh> anal hoes
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah its a proper show hey
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
19:00 <Serenity> lol wow
19:00 <Serenity> #shityankswatch
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> south Beach tow
20:00 <slinky_J> fuck me walking in 40 deg heat
21:00 <slinky_J> gotta wash my breasts
21:00 <gremlinz> thats not all id b washin
22:00 <Lumeah> hi peeps
23:00 <slinky_J> loL~!
24:00 <slinky_J> well i pmd Serenity wash her hair but yer got shot down, might slit her eyes later so she can WASH!
24:00 <slinky_J> *lols*
26:00 <Lumeah> ty
26:00 <Lumeah> hi Dreammaker
27:00 <Lumeah> oops
28:00 <Lumeah> yay no ones here to see my mistake! 
28:00 <Lumeah> lol
40:00 <Lumeah> hi pieter
40:00 <Pieter> hi
40:00 <Lumeah> no one bees talking.. 
42:00 <Pieter> gotta go catch the choo choo bbl
42:00 <Lumeah> la la la. 
42:00 <Lumeah> lol ok
44:00 <Lumeah> hi doctor 
46:00 <doctor> hello Lumeah
47:00 <Lumeah> room dead atm. 
54:00 <slinky_J> Lumeah I am so worn out from our sex last night.
54:00 <Simwolf> Get another blister on your hand?
55:00 <Mew> lol
57:00 <slinky_J> three, three blisters
57:00 <slinky_J> one day a girl will like me
58:00 <gremlinz> live in hope
09:00 <Mew> dammit
19:00 <gremlinz> mew mew fkn meww
19:00 <Mew> grem grem farkn grem
20:00 <doctor> 11,2~free teh water spirits~
20:00 <gremlinz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSZiNVwrs2I
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: post man pat fun video (Oct 26, 2009) 1:09 - Category: Education - 118,855 views - 570 likes (95.2%), 29 dislikes (4.8%)
20:00 <doctor> oh i like these
30:00 <Mew> no matter what infomercial i watch
30:00 <Mew> i always find myself working out if i could buy it with the money i have in my acct right now
30:00 <Mew> FUCK YOU ROOMBA
31:00 <Mew> and fuck you soup mate pro
31:00 <Mew> and fuck you ab rocket twister
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
34:00 <Mew> im just trying to enjoy alby mangels
34:00 <Mew> and those shorts are definitely helping but the ad breaks are ruining everything
45:00 <British^Meat> lol alby
45:00 <British^Meat> i swear he just makes stuff up
45:00 <British^Meat> its classic 70's drama
46:00 <Mew> i was thinking that lol
47:00 <Mew> he just walked up to a cemetery with 6 graves in the middle of the desert and told michelle all this stuff about it
48:00 <Mew> but he could know a lot of random stuff like that
48:00 <British^Meat> lol i saw....
48:00 <British^Meat> and he is holding her back after some baby camel runs off and might be eaten by lions
48:00 <Mew> yeah :(
48:00 <Mew> he must have a whomper cock
49:00 <Mew> i would not hang around in that guerrilla shit
49:00 <Mew> unless it was for a massive cock
49:00 <British^Meat> im sure if he did he'd lie and say it was 4ft
49:00 <Mew> hahaha
50:00 <Mew> it'd have to be a grower
50:00 <Mew> cos theres not much escaping those shorts
50:00 <British^Meat> might be coiled around his waist and thighs
51:00 <Mew> tucked underneath and hung over his shoulder
51:00 <Mew> he sort of reminds me of pirate with all the information he knows about australian stuff
52:00 <Mew> which scares me because i know hes gonna make us travel around aus alby style when rory is a bit older
53:00 <British^Meat> like Del
54:00 <Mew> YES
54:00 <Mew> just like del
55:00 <Mew> did you see pandas rage last night?
55:00 <Mew> he mentioned you many times
55:00 <British^Meat> all aussie adventures back up the swag, lets go!
55:00 <British^Meat> yup :)
55:00 <British^Meat> i did witness the wholllllllllllllllllllllllllle thing
55:00 <Mew> hahahaha
55:00 <British^Meat> was kinda hoping he'd be here right now
56:00 <British^Meat> saw him call your kid shit
56:00 <British^Meat> and simba a junkie
56:00 <British^Meat> and rah rah rah
56:00 <British^Meat> "This roo,m used to be cool till mew, simba, abd meat got here"
56:00 <simba> 4:1)
56:00 <British^Meat> lol
56:00 <simba> ugh dont even
56:00 <British^Meat> and like u said, its only coz we point out all the bullshit he says
57:00 <simba> dont give that perscription pill addict the airtime
57:00 <Mew> LOL
57:00 <British^Meat> and about me raging for 4 hours, lol 
57:00 <British^Meat> i dont know where he came up with that one
57:00 <British^Meat> im not really the raging type
57:00 <Mew> it wouldve been because you said 2-3 lines in ps3 one time months ago
57:00 <British^Meat> and then talking about alliances and stuff
57:00 <Mew> he likes to hold onto things
57:00 <British^Meat> and he wonders why we give him shit?
57:00 <Mew> like a mental hoarder
58:00 <British^Meat> yes
58:00 <Mew> i cant believe im drinking green tea now
58:00 <simba> i just wish hed stop PMing me calling me bro and trying to invite me places
58:00 <Mew> and enjoying it
58:00 <British^Meat> was probably only 5 mins, but he was whizzing so hard, seemed like 4 hours
58:00 <British^Meat> hah simba, he gave up doing that to me a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng time ago
58:00 <British^Meat> seriously demented
59:00 <British^Meat> Ah well, at least he has beagle now
59:00 <simba> such a lost soul
59:00 <Mew> he has beagle??
59:00 <Mew> i thought beagle escaped
59:00 <British^Meat> nah, not at all
00:00 <British^Meat> he said he cant wait till he and beagle catch up and hang out
00:00 <British^Meat> and i gave him shit about it, and no joke, he then denied the whole thing :/
00:00 <simba> he bullies chad into calling him
00:00 <simba> he needs him
00:00 <simba> he is a lonely lost man
02:00 <British^Meat> [00:58] <beagle> its adjustable and you buy a expensive rechargable battery for it
02:00 <British^Meat> [01:02] <PandasDontDrive> huh
02:00 <British^Meat> [01:02] <PandasDontDrive> lol
02:00 <British^Meat> [01:02] <PandasDontDrive> bro
02:00 <British^Meat> [01:02] <PandasDontDrive> aye
02:00 <British^Meat> [01:02] <PandasDontDrive> cant wait u come arounod
02:00 <British^Meat> [01:03] <PandasDontDrive> come chil
02:00 <British^Meat> [01:03] <PandasDontDrive> ur girl too
02:00 <Mew> the funny thing is
02:00 <Mew> if he could have typed all of that in ONE FUCKING LINE
02:00 <Mew> ......
03:00 <British^Meat> so chad needs a fwend
03:00 <British^Meat> and josh is soooo keen to catch up with ANYONE from sa on irc
03:00 <British^Meat> its bound to happen :)
08:00 <simba> threes no one left is there
08:00 <simba> literally everyones met him and regretted it
08:00 <simba> or had friends meet him 
08:00 <simba> so they know to stay away
09:00 <British^Meat> lol
09:00 <British^Meat> ikr
09:00 <British^Meat> i mentioned to him "everyone who has known/met you thinks you're a cock"
10:00 <British^Meat> and he's like "well thier fucked in the head with mental and drug problems then!"
10:00 <British^Meat> so its our fault :/
11:00 <simba> he knows its all him
11:00 <simba> hes just too proud to admit it
11:00 <simba> hes one of those proud dumb meatheads
11:00 <simba> he will never back down
12:00 <simba> the last couple of years hes really gone off the rails completely stopped any creativity, started going to the gym, got bottled which really fucked him
12:00 <simba> interesting like a car cras
12:00 <simba> h
13:00 <British^Meat> lol
14:00 <simba> i think irc affects him more than most people
14:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
17:00 <xm> so he's always been this bad?
20:00 <Mew> i remember when i first ever used irc 8-9 years ago and he stood out as a crazy back then
21:00 <British^Meat> well, ive "known of" that cock since about 2003 i think?
21:00 <Mew> then i met him irl and he was completely crazy
21:00 <Mew> very violent
21:00 <British^Meat> and he was exactly the same
21:00 <British^Meat> power chats and makes up shit
21:00 <simba> lol
21:00 <simba> power chatters
21:00 <Mew> the kind of guy you have to tread on eggshells around
21:00 <simba> for when u just need to be noticed so bad that u have to use enter more times then u should
22:00 <Mew> if you put a cup on a table without a coaster it would probably end up with you getting stabbed
22:00 <simba> ADHD about cleanliness as u can see by him bringing up things that happened 5+ years ago like spilling stuff on his floorboards
23:00 <British^Meat> i sorta felt sorry for him, coz i figured he was so lonely coz i chatted to him ONCE and then he'd keep pm'ing me, asking to hang out and saying things like "oh man it'd be so cool to hang out" "when we hang out, we'll do this" and im like "dude i dont do that sorta thing anymore"
23:00 <British^Meat> he didnt get it
24:00 <Mew> we all went to town one night when i had a fake id to a club that pirates brother was a bouncer for 
24:00 <British^Meat> so i didnt chat to him anymore, fast forward to a few  yrs ago and i find him in here when i joined, and im like "oh, its this guh, ugh"
24:00 <Mew> and he was iffy about letting me in but when he saw josh he was like "theres no fucking way that psychos coming in here"
24:00 <British^Meat> lol
24:00 <Mew> and then he raged like a mental in the car park
24:00 <Mew> had a tantrum
25:00 <Mew> way to confirm you're a dickhead, dickhead
25:00 <simba> he actually looks like a guy that would threaten to kill people online through his laptop 
25:00 <Mew> it wouldnt be hard to fend him off these days though
26:00 <Mew> back then he was fat and that was all he had going for him in strength
26:00 <Mew> now he looks like hes shut himself in his house for a few years and eaten minimal food cos someone on the internet called him fat
26:00 <Mew> he'd snap if you pushed him
26:00 <Mew> a "kitchen bench" broke his ribs
27:00 <simba> lol
27:00 <simba> hes spent three years constantly shifting between 'dieting' and gym and drinking heavily and abusing pills like usual
27:00 <simba> hes half developed
27:00 <simba> dieting = mi goreng
28:00 <Mew> i was in town with my friends about 3 years ago and i saw him outside the rosemont getting in a fight with the bouncer
28:00 <Mew> thank god he didnt spot me but i had a giggle as we walked past
28:00 <Mew> who the fuck gets in a biff with the bouncer from the rosemont
28:00 <British^Meat> thats probs why i give him so much shit, coz he's such a meat head
28:00 <Mew> that place lets ANYONE in
28:00 <British^Meat> lol
28:00 <simba> hes set for the army theres no doubt about it, hes one of the prototypical 30 year old meatheads theyre targeting to brainwash with call of duty and battlefield games and send out into world war 3 to fight for the western army with the other fat idiot xbox loving american influenced drug addicts
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
29:00 <Mew> lmfao
29:00 <Mew> id never thought about it like that
29:00 <simba> i want 2 go 2 the rosemont again it owns
29:00 <British^Meat> beagle as his captain?
30:00 <Mew> we used to go to the rosemont when i was underage
30:00 <Mew> and cranka
30:00 <simba> yeah hes the little assistant/nurse guy
30:00 <British^Meat> beagle is in charge of comms
30:00 <simba> Ed Castle Mate
31:00 <British^Meat> just sits on the mic like radar o reily talking shit all day
31:00 <British^Meat> lol
31:00 <Mew> http://s3.amazonaws.com/img.goldderby.com/images/1369536704_Alda.jpg
31:00 <Mew> thats beagle
31:00 <British^Meat> hah
32:00 <British^Meat> thats probably what he thinks he looks like when he is on the piss
32:00 <British^Meat> sophisticated
32:00 <Mew> fuuuuuuuck
32:00 <Mew> remember when he was going on paltalk?
32:00 <British^Meat> HI, my names beagle, im smart and funny, like alan alda
33:00 <Mew> he was a mess on there
33:00 <Mew> the shit that would come out of his mouth
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
33:00 <simba> i wish i saw a glimpse of chad on paltalk
33:00 <simba> atari goes on there as well the old drunk
34:00 <British^Meat> yer, i was half tempted to install 
34:00 <British^Meat> i have a feeling he is still on there...
34:00 <Mew> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/01/31/05/44/uk-mother-died-from-marijuna-overdose-said-coroner
34:00 <Mew> he probably is
34:00 <Mew> ive got an account on there that some guy in the UK paid for
34:00 <Mew> i think it just renews itself monthly cos every time ive logged on ive still had a paid account
35:00 <simba> lol
35:00 <British^Meat> oh lucky u, i only ever had the free one
35:00 <British^Meat> did u listen to the chad on it?
35:00 <Mew> yes, yes i did
36:00 <Mew> the other users in there were well aware of his craziness
37:00 <Mew> actually last time i was on there in the room he was in there was a few people chatting on mic inbetween his outbursts and it turned out one of them lived at cape jervis
37:00 <Mew> so we were only 18km away from each other
37:00 <ghettoflower> i laugh every time i hear the name eugene
37:00 <Mew> me too ghettoflower
37:00 <ghettoflower> even though it's a really prominent name
38:00 <Mew> i went to school with a eugene dont and a gavin dont
38:00 <Mew> you can imagine their lives were hell
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> holy crap
38:00 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/69f7620161a2aa9d9773de969f89a4e7/tumblr_muwcqcrZew1s5zyrgo4_500.png
38:00 <simba> lmbo
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> julian bashir and major kira were married in real life
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> gross
39:00 <Mew> hahahaha
40:00 <ghettoflower> wow
40:00 <ghettoflower> gavin don't
40:00 <spence> Wow
41:00 <Mew> EUGENE, DOOOOOONT
41:00 <spence> lol nice name
41:00 <Mew> hi spence
41:00 <spence> Hey mew :)
42:00 <BlackDevil> mew
42:00 <spence> how are ya
43:00 <Mew> BlackDevil
43:00 <Mew> good thx, you?
43:00 <spence> I'm good just got home from work thank god
44:00 <Mew> what time did you start?
44:00 <spence> 8 we finish early fridays
44:00 <spence> normally 5
44:00 <Mew> not bad
44:00 <spence> Still work...and works poo
50:00 <simba> ghettocummer
53:00 <British^Meat> woo internet after midnight, wooo!
54:00 <British^Meat> but like someone said to me "seriously, who still gets capped?"
54:00 <British^Meat> might change me plan, no ones needs capping
55:00 <simba> i have to change too
55:00 <simba> will get on that rite now
56:00 <British^Meat> pants or plan?
56:00 <simba> can switch to TPG and get 500GB instead of 200GB now for the same price $50 a month
56:00 <simba> or unlimited for 60
57:00 <British^Meat> fuck
57:00 <British^Meat> really?
57:00 <British^Meat> a cool fiddy?
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh but tpg is shit
57:00 <British^Meat> is there no catch?
57:00 <British^Meat> hmmm conflict reports
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> enjoy having 1mbps between 7am-midday
57:00 <simba> lmbo TPG are great
57:00 <British^Meat> thats my sleepy time :)
57:00 <simba> dont know what youve been huffin
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> theyre crap
58:00 <simba> who are u with
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> iinet
58:00 <simba>  i c
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> bonded dsl :)
59:00 <simba> going naked might b a good option
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> mm im naked business bonded
59:00 <British^Meat> what is naked?
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> love my 35mbit
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> no dial tone
59:00 <British^Meat> what does this mean?
59:00 <simba> go phone line
59:00 <simba> no*
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> its no cheaper than dial tone in res plans though
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> bit of a gimmick really
00:00 <simba> its a bit moreexpensive for if u dont want a phone line any more
00:00 <simba> i guess
00:00 <simba> we dont rly use the home phone anymore
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> dial tone $79.90 with 250gb
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh wait it is cheaper now
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> $69.95 naked 250gb
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> dial tone is cheaper on bottom plan
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> $59.90 dial tone 100gb
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> $59.95 naked 100gb
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> 5 c cheaper lol
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> but with naked u get free local n national calls
02:00 <simba> iinet just call it adsl but its adsl2 right
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> yep
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> and they call it adsl 2
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> derp
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> learn to read
02:00 <simba> oh i  see it now
02:00 <simba> OK
02:00 <simba> theyre not available in my area atm
02:00 <simba> for naked or normal
03:00 <simba> 500gb is 70 bux
03:00 <simba> and thats with the home phone bundle wtf
03:00 <simba> BS
04:00 <British^Meat> is that good or bad?"
04:00 <simba> well tpg was 50 bux
04:00 <simba> GOB?
04:00 <simba> gob bluth
04:00 <brainz> just wondering if i shoud have some sctoch
04:00 <brainz> scotch
04:00 <British^Meat> inner monologue, or asking us brainz?
04:00 <British^Meat> if youre asking me, then no
04:00 <British^Meat> no you shouldnt
05:00 <spence> Hey brainz :D
05:00 <brainz> i spence
05:00 <brainz> haha British^Meat you think thats gonna stop me??
06:00 <brainz> ohh spence
06:00 <spence> scotch up brainz its Friday brother
06:00 <British^Meat> no need to ask then
06:00 <British^Meat> since you're gonna drink it anyways
06:00 <brainz> i been thinking of another strategy
06:00 <brainz> yeah i will
06:00 <spence> do tell...
06:00 <brainz> every time the urge hits you put 5 bucks away in a bottle or money box or something
07:00 <spence> yeah?
07:00 <brainz> i know that the cash in that moneybox or jar will build up to a huge amount
07:00 <spence> Fuck I better get some 5ers ready lol
07:00 <brainz> once it fills up give it to you daughter
07:00 <brainz> or your kid
07:00 <brainz> hahaha
08:00 <spence> not bad not bad..
08:00 <brainz> or put in a bank acount
08:00 <brainz> for you kid
08:00 <doctor> here kid have money
08:00 <simba> 4:1)
08:00 <spence> I was meant to be seeing her today I've been calling the ex since I got home no answer
08:00 <spence> fucking Bitch man
09:00 <brainz> its a hot day
09:00 <brainz> where would they go
09:00 <brainz> lol
09:00 <brainz> beach prehaos
09:00 <brainz> prehaps
09:00 <spence> fuck knows but I wanna c miah...
09:00 <spence> answer ya phone ffs
10:00 <spence> I don't get it I organised it at Smoko 10 oclock
10:00 <spence> she said all good call me after work
10:00 <spence> now no answer
10:00 <spence> theron!!!
10:00 <spence> Hey buddy
11:00 <TheRon> hows it?
11:00 <spence> what we drinkin
11:00 <spence> Good man
11:00 <TheRon> JB
11:00 <Mew> JohnBurgess
12:00 <TheRon> baby john burgess
12:00 <spence> Jim beam
12:00 <TheRon> james boags
12:00 <TheRon> don't like bourbon
12:00 <spence> aah of course..vb here
12:00 <brainz> John Balker lol
13:00 <brainz> Johnny Balker
13:00 <brainz> lol
13:00 <spence> lol
13:00 <TheRon> ..........yeah!
14:00 <TheRon> james boags is light on the fizz so you can slam it down fast
14:00 <brainz> boags is not to bad
14:00 <brainz> actually
14:00 <brainz> resonable price as well
14:00 <TheRon> i can stay on the stuff all night
14:00 <brainz> reasonable*
15:00 <brainz> the hangover is a bit bad but
15:00 <TheRon> nah, what hangover
16:00 <brainz> the dryness, the headache, the wanting to spew
16:00 <TheRon> nah, don't have that problem
16:00 <Mew> when your teeth feel all furry
16:00 <Attila> boag's is fucking light. I drink that shit by the carton.
17:00 <Attila> not a bad drop, though. 
17:00 <brainz> so whats heavy VB
17:00 <brainz> lol
17:00 <Attila> uh, no?
17:00 <Mew> guiness
17:00 <brainz> the black shit
17:00 <brainz> wow that is pritty heavy
17:00 <TheRon> a local brewery does the 6.5% stubbies
18:00 <brainz> but i dont mine killkenny
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> mercury black cider was pretty epic
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> something liek 14%
18:00 <brainz> guiness light
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> was the fuckin best
19:00 <TheRon> spotify now has proper split enz, it's awesome
21:00 <brainz> question 
21:00 <brainz> hmm
21:00 <brainz> that didnt work
21:00 <TheRon> ?
21:00 <brainz> ... rose 
22:00 <brainz> ahh just doesnt work
22:00 <brainz> anyway
27:00 <brainz> a movie
28:00 <TheRon> debbie does dallas?
29:00 <brainz> something i havent watched
29:00 <TheRon> lord of the ring?
29:00 <brainz> The.Cult.Of.The.Suicide.Bomber.2005.DVDRip.XviD-FiCO
29:00 <brainz> maybe
30:00 <brainz> or 
30:00 <brainz> The.Fifth.Estate.S39E05.The.Strange.World.of.Julian.Assange.HDTV.x264-CLDD
30:00 <BlackDevil> i like pooping
30:00 <BlackDevil> farting
30:00 <BlackDevil> burping
30:00 <BlackDevil> and throwing up after i eat
30:00 <TheRon> being juvenile?
32:00 <BlackDevil> im only 13
33:00 <TheRon> how many times did you get pm'd then?
33:00 <BlackDevil> i get at least 50 a day
34:00 <TheRon> being that you are a 13 yo boy
34:00 <BlackDevil> girl
34:00 <TheRon> even worse
34:00 <TheRon> plenty of predators out there
35:00 <TheRon> does pandas know you're a 13 yo girl??:)
37:00 <TheRon> we gonna win the cricket tonight??
37:00 <BlackDevil> cricket doesnt end till 3 more days
38:00 <TheRon> yep
38:00 <spence> Yeah man I reckon
38:00 <TheRon> then it's south africa
39:00 <spence> lovely days
55:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!!!!
55:00 <Mew> you rang?
56:00 <TheRon> i love boobs
56:00 <spence> I don't like cricket
56:00 <spence> I love it!
56:00 <TheRon> we love it
57:00 <TheRon> i don't like reggae no
57:00 <BlackDevil> i want to see boobs
58:00 <spence> I'm seeing boobs tonight :D
58:00 <TheRon> i see your boobs and raise you titties!
58:00 <TheRon> spence, bar 20?
58:00 <spence> I'm all in
59:00 <spence> theron Nah hookers
59:00 <TheRon> classy
59:00 <spence> :D
59:00 <TheRon> stick a 20 down their underpants for me
59:00 <spence> Yeah should be boss
00:00 <spence> dandy whores...so dirty..me likey
00:00 <TheRon> you be careful
01:00 <doctor> whores look nothing like the porn starts im used to
01:00 <spence> Lol doctor
01:00 <spence> my whore is nice
01:00 <doctor> how old is she?
01:00 <spence> 24
02:00 <doctor> good age
02:00 <spence> Prime brother
02:00 <Mew> im not even there yet
02:00 <TheRon> there yet?
02:00 <spence> really ?
02:00 <Mew> 24
02:00 <spence> How old mew ?
02:00 <Mew> 23 lol
02:00 <Mew> not far off
02:00 <TheRon> i wish i could still pull 24 yo's
03:00 <spence> Lol theron I got a 24 year old gf too
03:00 <spence> she works at the pub..
03:00 <spence> gorgeous
03:00 <TheRon> you classy guy you
03:00 <TheRon> you sound like a real catch
03:00 <spence> I go alright
04:00 <spence> Money talks lol
04:00 <TheRon> bar chicks with great norgs make go "5 cougars thanks" just on reflex
05:00 <British^Meat> oh gawd
05:00 <British^Meat> u just totally did a pandas spence
05:00 <TheRon> i don't even like bourbon
05:00 <British^Meat> You guys are cute together :P
07:00 <TheRon> so hot tomorrow
09:00 <TheRon> who's gonna drive you home....
09:00 <TheRon> tonight
13:00 <TheRon> i can't seem to face up to the facts, i'm kind of nervous and can't relax.......
13:00 <Calin> whose gonna pay attention
13:00 <Calin> to youurrrrr dreeeeaaams
15:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1391148610089.jpg
16:00 <TheRon> oh there he is
16:00 <BlackDevil> ?
16:00 <TheRon> the little man in the boat
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> gross hairs
18:00 <BlackDevil> im watching
18:00 <BlackDevil> escape plan
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> im trying to find a fun car on gumtree
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> something tickle my fancy
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> i thinking mr2
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> of volvo c70 convert
19:00 <TheRon> a miced volvo
19:00 <gremlinz> escape plan is p.good
20:00 <TheRon> gremlinz beer is p good
20:00 <gremlinz> pure blondes?
20:00 <TheRon> boags
20:00 <gremlinz> that'll do
21:00 <Lumeah> slinky_l needs a kick in the head.. lol
21:00 <gremlinz> its norks not norgs
22:00 <gremlinz> get it right
22:00 <TheRon> is not
22:00 <TheRon> norgs make more sence
22:00 <British^Meat> slinkys head is so massive, it'd be hard to kick anywhere else
22:00 <Lumeah> haha
22:00 <gremlinz> its been norks since like forever
23:00 <Lumeah> i do what he thinks ladt night lol
23:00 <TheRon> oh what a night
23:00 <Lumeah> didn't * do
23:00 <Lumeah> last * lol. 
23:00 <British^Meat> yer im not sure what the was
23:00 <British^Meat> i saw all of it
23:00 <British^Meat> but i wasnt really paying much attention
24:00 <British^Meat> it was just another night of slinky makin friends again :P
25:00 <Lumeah> lol making friends huh. 
25:00 <Lumeah> does he have other nicks? 
25:00 <TheRon> like dickhead or.......
25:00 <British^Meat> What slinky_j?
25:00 <Lumeah> hahs
25:00 <Lumeah> yes
25:00 <British^Meat> Its PandasDontDrive u nong
26:00 <British^Meat> hes got like, a million
26:00 <TheRon> don't wanna be your monkey wrench.......
26:00 <Lumeah> yeah like jasebrizzy something 
26:00 <Lumeah> thanks 
27:00 <gremlinz> load *.*,8,1
28:00 <BlackDevil> load me up
29:00 <BlackDevil> pour me out
29:00 <BlackDevil> tip me over
29:00 <BlackDevil> and i spill
29:00 <Lumeah> im a little teapot... lol or.. 
29:00 <Lumeah> lol
30:00 <TheRon> i wanna fuck you like an animal........
30:00 <TheRon> :)
30:00 <Lumeah> lol
30:00 <Lumeah> doesn't everyone  ;) 
30:00 <BlackDevil> sounds like a bieber song TheRon
30:00 <TheRon> hows that for a nursery rhyme
30:00 <Lumeah> rof.. lol funny 
31:00 <Lumeah> bad lumeah.. tut tut
32:00 <quasimoto> no
32:00 <quasimoto> NO
33:00 <Lumeah> no what? 
33:00 <British^Meat> no no
33:00 <British^Meat> no no no no
33:00 <British^Meat> no no theres no limits!
33:00 <Lumeah> lol
33:00 <quasimoto> NO NO I DON'T NEED NOBODY, DON'T NEED NO ONE THAT'S NO GOOD FOR ME
33:00 <TheRon> fucking dodo
33:00 <TheRon> that chick's hot though
34:00 <Lumeah> thanks.. lol
34:00 <Mew> thats gonna be stuck in my head foreverrrrrrr
34:00 <British^Meat> hah soz
34:00 <British^Meat> i hate it too
34:00 <quasimoto> the internet has gotten so boring
34:00 <TheRon> one summer, i'll find a way......
34:00 <quasimoto> i wish'd they shut down facebook and force everyone back on here
35:00 <quasimoto> facebook ruined the internet
35:00 <quasimoto> RUINED
35:00 <Lumeah> yeah 
35:00 <TheRon> i don't use it
35:00 <TheRon> i don't want people knowing my business
35:00 <quasimoto> i don't blame you
36:00 <quasimoto> it's ok for keeping in contact with friends and family overseas, but nothing e-mail couldn't cover
36:00 <quasimoto> fucking cunts
36:00 <quasimoto> brain washed everyone
37:00 <TheRon> people take three hours out of your day to watch the crikcet
37:00 <quasimoto> i'd rather watch paint dry
38:00 <TheRon> it's great
38:00 <quasimoto> it's ok, i like watching boring shit too
38:00 <TheRon> if you say you don't like cricket, i'd recommend you watch this cricket
38:00 <quasimoto> like lawn balls, golf, badminton
38:00 <TheRon> lawn bowls is great
38:00 <quasimoto> i love playing cricket, just never been a fan of watching
39:00 <TheRon> but it's t20
39:00 <quasimoto> i don't know what that means
39:00 <TheRon> that ball is gonna be flying
39:00 <TheRon> 20 overs a side
39:00 <quasimoto> i don't know the difference
39:00 <quasimoto> i don't know what 20 overs means
39:00 <TheRon> but you love playing cricket
39:00 <quasimoto> i'm hungry
40:00 <quasimoto> yeah i do
40:00 <quasimoto> doesn't mean i know the rules
40:00 <quasimoto> heh
40:00 <TheRon> but you don't know what an over is?
40:00 <quasimoto> what the fuck did i just say
40:00 <TheRon> don't you kind of need to know the rules to know if you love playing it
41:00 <quasimoto> no
41:00 <quasimoto> i was on the cricket team in high school
41:00 <TheRon> you don't love playing cricket, you have no idea what it is
41:00 <quasimoto> we came 3rd in the state
41:00 <quasimoto> don't tell me what i love and don't love
41:00 <quasimoto> that's one right i have
42:00 <TheRon> but if you loved the game you'd know the basics
42:00 <quasimoto> hey dickhead, what don't you get? i was on the team in high school. had no idea about the rules. just bowled and batted when asked, and a ittle fielding
42:00 <quasimoto> now can you move on from this
43:00 <quasimoto> or should we go to councling
43:00 <quasimoto> and decode
43:00 <quasimoto> the mystery
43:00 <TheRon> just seems like a contradiction
43:00 <quasimoto> oh god
43:00 <Pieter> Fuck I'm sexy.
43:00 <quasimoto> wow
43:00 <quasimoto> Pieter
43:00 <quasimoto> you just made this easier
44:00 <TheRon> pieter see what you did
44:00 <Pieter> Pieter do good?
44:00 <TheRon> well yes...but
45:00 <TheRon> i just caught someone out for talking shit
45:00 <TheRon> they didn't like it
45:00 <Pieter> Yeh bad breath n all
46:00 <Pieter> Sooooo stoned:(
47:00 <TheRon> that's bad
47:00 <Pieter> Yehh and it makes my walks 5x longer
50:00 <TheRon> that nick seems offensive
50:00 <TheRon> but straight to the point
51:00 <TheRon> so disappointing, every bastard seems to have pissed off down the pub
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmm pub
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> I might go
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bbl
52:00 <TheRon> i know
52:00 <Pieter> I'm thinking of doing the same
52:00 <BI_LOVS_2_SUK> any1 from melb wana meet up
53:00 <Pieter> Urge me! 
53:00 <Pieter> I give great head
54:00 <Pieter> Yeeeaapp
55:00 <British^Meat> yer, what are your qualifications BI_LOVS_2_SUK?
55:00 <Pieter> Looks at lumeah
55:00 <Pieter> Great head !
56:00 <TheRon> rebel rebel you've torn your dress.....
57:00 <Pieter> Its the year is the whores
58:00 <TheRon> and in english?
58:00 <Pieter> Hortative love the chinese
58:00 <Pieter> Gotta even
59:00 <TheRon> everybody's got a hungry heart
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> IVE GOT A PENIS FULL OF POO
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> FOR YOU
00:00 <TheRon> whats the difference between a gay man and a fridge??
00:00 <TheRon> the fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out
00:00 <British^Meat> i wouldnt know
00:00 <Immutable> huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> old
00:00 <Immutable> I been there
00:00 <TheRon> i know but good
01:00 <British^Meat> u know chicks fart too?
01:00 <British^Meat> thats the first time ive heard that jokime involving a gay man
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> whats the first symptom of aids?
01:00 <British^Meat> its a bit too specific for my liking
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> a pounding sensation in your ass
01:00 <Immutable> I haven't been there sticking a pork sausage in a woman's boot is right gay
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> did u see hasbro have released a gay transformer?
02:00 <TheRon> message in a bottle yeah
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> it morphs into a prius
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> how do u know if ur at a gay picnic?
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> the hotdogs taste like shit
03:00 <TheRon> lol
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> why cant fags drive more than 68mph?
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz at 69 they blow a rod
04:00 <TheRon> nice
04:00 <Immutable> lel
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> what use is a scrotum on a poofter?
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> thhey make great mudflaps
04:00 <TheRon> lol
05:00 <TheRon> any gay or bi people here??
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
05:00 <Immutable> I am robosexual
05:00 <TheRon> i'm trisexual
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> how do u get a nun pregnant?
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> dress her up as an altar boy
05:00 <Immutable> rofl
05:00 <TheRon> yeah i know that one
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> how do u make a poof fuck a woman?
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> shit in her cunt.
06:00 <TheRon> classy
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
06:00 <BlackDevil> when i get old, i want to wear this http://i.imgur.com/HUmyO0q.jpg
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> did u hear about the faggot electron?
06:00 <Immutable> hey do you know any funny jokes about farts?
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> he went around blowing fuses
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> jesus christ
07:00 <Immutable> jesus N christ
07:00 <TheRon> because i'm happy......
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> yer
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> umm
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> whats the definition of bravery
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> someone with diarrhea that contemplates a fart
09:00 <TheRon> damn leakage
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> guy goes to doctor says he farts all the time, but theyre silent and they dont fart
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> is there anything that can be done
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> Sure says the doctor as he writes out a prescription
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> cool doc
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> will this stop me farting?
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> no mate, it will clear your sinuses, it smells like a sewage plant in here
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> ill make an appt for you next week for a hearing test
12:00 <birdbutts> kiss me beneath the milky twilight
12:00 <shadsam> lol
13:00 <STINKFIST> why do people keep asking me to do that?
13:00 <TheRon> ultravox - vienna
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> sixpence none the richer
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> its gay as aids
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> lead me out onto the moonlit floor
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> ohhh
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> lift up ur hand
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> strike up the band
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> and make the fireflies dance
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> silver moons sparkling
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> KISSS MEEEEEEEE
14:00 <British^Meat> WaixYourLegs is doing a shadsam :)
14:00 <British^Meat> u funny
14:00 <TheRon> this means nothing to me, ohhh vienna
14:00 <STINKFIST> the feeling is gone only you and TheRon 
14:00 <STINKFIST> this means nothing to me
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FjDSOJaoFk
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kiss Me - Sixpence None The Richer (May 12, 2008) 3:18 - Category: Music - 172,353 views - 802 likes (95.8%), 35 dislikes (4.2%)
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> that song
15:00 <TheRon> i know the song
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> I NOT TALKING TO U CUNT
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
15:00 <TheRon> hey hey language, geez
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
15:00 <STINKFIST> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNSKPi7l3yE
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Celestial Season- Vienna (Nov 23, 2009) 4:30 - Category: Music - 6,940 views - 49 likes (96.1%), 2 dislikes (3.9%)
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> chill out man
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> just calm the fuck down
15:00 <STINKFIST> way less gay than Ultravox
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> wow
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> STINKFIST listens to some faggy shit
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> its a drummer
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> on ketamine
15:00 <TheRon> waix you're at an 8, we need you at about a 3 ok
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> derp.. da derpp derp
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> herp a derp
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> da derp HERP
16:00 <STINKFIST> big day of red cordials WaixYourLegs?
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> DOOF DA DOOF HERP
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> man what the fuck is this
16:00 <STINKFIST> it is Celestial Season covering Ultravox's Vienna
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> some faggy drummer and a dude doing stupid shit
16:00 <birdbutts> me eating supper https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfQOKliCEAAYYFI.jpg
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> sounds like year 6 garage band
17:00 <STINKFIST> they're working with the material they were given
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> no excuse
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> its shit
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NafUYrPJK-U
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pansy Division - Bunnies (Sep 27, 2009) 2:03 - Category: Music - 13,578 views - 110 likes (96.5%), 4 dislikes (3.5%)
17:00 <STINKFIST> the ladies love it
18:00 <STINKFIST> I've been unleashing the post-punk 
18:00 <TheRon> even if we're just dancing in the dark
18:00 <STINKFIST> hey
18:00 <STINKFIST> when did Matthew Hayden go bald?
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> its a never ending non stop boy fuckkk
18:00 <TheRon> at about 42
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> and then we fuck like bunniesss
18:00 <STINKFIST> he needs to talk to Warnie
19:00 <TheRon> yeah yeah
19:00 <British^Meat> why did glen macgraths wife go bald?
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> i got the carrot u got the stick
19:00 <British^Meat> Oh, too soon?
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> i start to nibble u start to lick
19:00 <British^Meat> on that note i must depart
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> and then we get our bodies all hot n sweaty n runnyyyy
19:00 <TheRon> thats in poor taste
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> AND THEN WE FUCK LIKE BUNNIES
19:00 <STINKFIST> British^Meat, because every time Aravinda fucker her he fed her some chemo drugs
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rMCanzqTzU&list=PL01394516A36A185B
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pansy Division - Dick Of Death (Sep 27, 2009) 2:42 - Category: Music - 12,495 views - 80 likes (97.6%), 2 dislikes (2.4%)
20:00 <TheRon> i miss that arjuna ranatunga, the laziest cricketer ever
21:00 <TheRon> so lazy his threes would turn into 2's
21:00 <STINKFIST> this sounds like the band The Vandals were before they grew up
21:00 <STINKFIST> that's not lazy
21:00 <STINKFIST> 2's put him back on strike, he's actually working harder
21:00 <TheRon> stick
21:00 <TheRon> still
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVSr6huwo98
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pansy Division - Flower (Date not found) 0 - Category: - <div class="video-extras-sparkbars"> views - 50 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> best
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> song
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> ever
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> EVERY TIME I SEE UR FACE
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> I GET ALL WET BETWEEN MY LEGS
22:00 <TheRon> parked himself in the slips or short mid wicket so he didn't have to run
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> every time u pass me by i heave a sigh of pain... every time i see ur face i thnk of things unpiure un chasete i wanna fuck u like a dog take u holme and make u like it everything u ever wanted everything you ever thought of everything ill do to you ill fuck you in your uniuon suit ur face reminds of a flower kidn of like ur underwater
23:00 <STINKFIST> blocking width grows in inverse proportion to the distance between two objects, that's just smart cricket
23:00 <TheRon> just face it he was lazy
23:00 <TheRon> or just slow and fat
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> ILL FUCK YOU TIL UR DICK IS BLUEW
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> HI HONEY
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> IM HOMO
24:00 <STINKFIST> TheRon, you're crushing my dreams
24:00 <STINKFIST> I've been working hard to be just like him
24:00 <TheRon> boonie is still a legend
24:00 <STINKFIST> you're telling me I am going the wrong way about it, after all this time
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> FART BUMB
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> man i love this band
25:00 <TheRon> aspiring to be a ranatunga?
25:00 <STINKFIST> they love you too man
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> even if all the songs are about sweaty gay sex
25:00 <STINKFIST> TheRon, I eat curries
26:00 <TheRon> heat at both ends?
26:00 <STINKFIST> no way, I am a seasoned campaigner
27:00 <STINKFIST> I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax
27:00 <TheRon> psychokiller\
28:00 <Lumeah> fuckoff with the fart shit.. lol
28:00 <TheRon> the gay shit?
28:00 <Pieter> Yeah! 
29:00 <STINKFIST> qu'est que ce
29:00 <TheRon> i hate the french
29:00 <Lumeah> lol
30:00 <Pieter> Yeah!
30:00 <STINKFIST> they aren't big on you either I imagine
30:00 <TheRon> the french aren't a race so it's ok
30:00 <STINKFIST> it's always better to be a bigot than a racist
30:00 <Lumeah> lol no they don't 
32:00 <TheRon> the french are frog fuckers
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> Kyle
32:00 <STINKFIST> how else do you think they get the cream in them?
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> Omg kyle
32:00 <STINKFIST> that's better/.
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sup homo
32:00 <STINKFIST> yes?
32:00 <TheRon> might not be fuckers but they do weird shit with frogs
32:00 <STINKFIST> your cholesterol
32:00 <STINKFIST> *smug look*
33:00 <STINKFIST> don't be making me guess who you are
33:00 <STINKFIST> cos I won't 
33:00 <Lumeah> waix what are u doing making sex songs.. thst suck.. lol
33:00 <TheRon> my sex song is beethoven's 5th
33:00 <TheRon> starts off slow but speeds up the end
34:00 <STINKFIST> mine's the 1812
34:00 <Pieter> Mine is ice ice baby
34:00 <STINKFIST> Army's march to the my pounding
34:00 <STINKFIST> armies?
34:00 <STINKFIST> yeah
34:00 <TheRon> i think its wrong to play the emperors march as she enters the room
35:00 <Lumeah> haha
35:00 <Mew> bloodhound gang - bad touch
35:00 <Mew> that'll do it
35:00 <TheRon> no nine inch nails?
36:00 <Mew> depends how long you last i guess
36:00 <Lumeah> so wish spence was here lol. gay sex songs.. lol
36:00 <TheRon> is 8 mins enough?
36:00 <Lumeah> no
36:00 <Mew> plenty
36:00 <Lumeah> in anyones language 
37:00 <STINKFIST> 8 minutes is enough for a pause between rounds
37:00 <TheRon> half time
37:00 <TheRon> change sides
37:00 <Lumeah> in who's reality? 
38:00 <STINKFIST> our's
38:00 <Lumeah> ok.. lol
38:00 <TheRon> personally i like to be wined and dined before i get fucked
38:00 <STINKFIST> personally I like more fucking and less whining
38:00 <Lumeah> lol 
38:00 <TheRon> fair point
38:00 <STINKFIST> but that's what happens when you pick up at the roller skating rink
39:00 <Lumeah> lol
39:00 <TheRon> hey look, what happens at a skating rink, stays at a skating rink
40:00 <Mew> god i love skating rinks
40:00 <Mew> if you took me to a skating rink id definitely fuck you
40:00 <STINKFIST> more than, or equal to, ice skating rinks?
40:00 <TheRon> ok
40:00 <Mew> ice skating rink you can stick it up my ass
40:00 <STINKFIST> if I took you to a skating rink one of us would be fucked
40:00 <STINKFIST> and that's because I can't drive with a broken leg
40:00 <TheRon> i can't skate because of an old sporting injury but hey
41:00 <STINKFIST> should update it
41:00 <Mew> hahaha
41:00 <STINKFIST> this glass of drambuie and bottle of beer should give me the energy I need to have a shower and go to the pub
41:00 <STINKFIST> I hope
41:00 <STINKFIST> I am fucking zapped, should have drunk more water today I think
43:00 <Lumeah> what pub
44:00 <STINKFIST> something in near World Square in Sydney apparently
44:00 <Lumeah> ahh cool
44:00 <STINKFIST> better be, or I'll be cross
45:00 <STINKFIST> Chinese mates are doing the lunar new year thing tonight too, so they'll buzz me later
45:00 <STINKFIST> might be some karaoke action if they're lucky
45:00 <Lumeah> ahh nice
45:00 <STINKFIST> I'll serenade their lovely wives
45:00 <STINKFIST> Lionel Richie and George Michael will get quite the workout
45:00 <Lumeah> that's not going out to the local pub.. 
45:00 <STINKFIST> I live in the CBD
45:00 <Lumeah> thatd going out out
45:00 <STINKFIST> I have at least 100 local pubs
45:00 <Lumeah> lol
45:00 <Lumeah> cool
46:00 <Lumeah> ik
46:00 <Lumeah> ok
46:00 <simba> wb STINKFIST
46:00 <STINKFIST> need to get drunker though so I stop feeling out of it
46:00 <STINKFIST> xiexie simba 
46:00 <simba> wo hen hao
46:00 <STINKFIST> you certainly are
47:00 <simba> ni you guo ma?
47:00 <Lumeah> do u know the ivory? 
47:00 <STINKFIST> you guo shen me simba? ni ma? :P
47:00 <STINKFIST> Lumeah, I don't think so
48:00 <Lumeah> ok
48:00 <shadsam> oi STINKFIST eat a fresh shit out me ass
48:00 <Lumeah> lol
48:00 <STINKFIST> shadsam, there's too much fresh jizz in the way
48:00 <STINKFIST> and some dude called Pierre
48:00 <Lumeah> why fresh its shit
48:00 <STINKFIST> I asked him for the time but he said he can't find his watch
49:00 <Lumeah> maybe its up his asd
49:00 <STINKFIST> that's a pretty good bet
49:00 <Lumeah> lol
49:00 <STINKFIST> I think he misunderstood when shadsam said 'the big hand AND the little hand'
50:00 <Lumeah> are eyebrow rings on the right gay any more? in a bloke 
50:00 <Mew> <STINKFIST> better be, or I'll be cross
50:00 <Mew> kings cross?
50:00 <STINKFIST> I didn't know eyebrow rings had a side Lumeah, thought it was just ear piercings
50:00 <STINKFIST> Mew, I used to live at the bottom of the hill there
50:00 <Lumeah> ahh ok
50:00 <STINKFIST> it's a bit far for me now
50:00 <STINKFIST> and pretty overrated
51:00 <STINKFIST> better scene for the young fellas
51:00 <STINKFIST> hit it with the boys and get munted and pick up some slappers
52:00 <Lumeah> gonna find me someone? 
52:00 <STINKFIST> shit I found you hundreds already
52:00 <STINKFIST> but you didn't pick one
52:00 <Lumeah> lol
53:00 <Lumeah> where was they? 
53:00 <STINKFIST> all over Chinatown and Thaitown
53:00 <STINKFIST> one had a prominent Adam's apple, but there are others
53:00 <Lumeah> lol.. im a chick
53:00 <STINKFIST> then we have a winner!
54:00 <Lumeah> lol
54:00 <Lumeah> i need more  than a adams apple
54:00 <STINKFIST> I am pretty sure this young lady packer her lunch earlier in the day
54:00 <STINKFIST> packed*
54:00 <Lumeah> hahaha
55:00 <STINKFIST> at the Christmas party some bird come up behind me while I was at the bar and threw her arms around my neck
55:00 <Lumeah> tucked huh
55:00 <STINKFIST> I was plastered and thought it would be funny to grab her crotch
55:00 <STINKFIST> fucking rookie error
55:00 <STINKFIST> was one of the Thai 'ladies'
55:00 <Lumeah> omg.. lol
55:00 <STINKFIST> to be fair, she has great legs and arse
56:00 <STINKFIST> gotta be 6'1 of not-chick in that dress
56:00 <Lumeah> classic 
56:00 <STINKFIST> yeah got some characters at our place
56:00 <Lumeah> hehe.. then what did ya do? 
56:00 <STINKFIST> bought her a drink, obviously
57:00 <STINKFIST> me and her go way back, just got into the back seat
57:00 <Lumeah> wheres my drink? lol
57:00 <STINKFIST> you didn't let me grab your penis.
57:00 <Lumeah> i don't have one... lol
57:00 <BlackDevil> you grabbed mine
57:00 <STINKFIST> gonna be a thirsty night ;)
57:00 <STINKFIST> BlackDevil, I also gave you a quick fuck
57:00 <STINKFIST> and you STILL want a drink?
58:00 <BlackDevil> yup
58:00 <Lumeah> lol
58:00 <STINKFIST> I am starting to feel better
58:00 <STINKFIST> not sure if it is the booze or all this talk of wang
58:00 <STINKFIST> I'll need to head out before long
58:00 <STINKFIST> it could be the Pixies too though
59:00 <STINKFIST> DEBASER
59:00 <STINKFIST> I love working for Chinese, boss gave me a red envelope with $50 in it today
59:00 <Lumeah> lol 
59:00 <Lumeah> good
59:00 <STINKFIST> at Christmas it was $500
00:00 <STINKFIST> she tells me this Christmas she will add a 0 to that
00:00 <STINKFIST> I hope it is at the end
00:00 <Lumeah> nice
00:00 <Lumeah> what u do? 
00:00 <STINKFIST> manage a business school
00:00 <Lumeah> ahh
01:00 <STINKFIST> it builds character
01:00 <STINKFIST> but introduces you to a wealth of ladyboys
01:00 <STINKFIST> which is obviously a perk
01:00 <Lumeah> good for u
01:00 <STINKFIST> who needs a company car?
01:00 <BlackDevil> kyles http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2a0_1391153211
01:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Ultimate Beer Dispenser. (Date: Jan-30-2014, 34 mins ago) - Views: 0 - Played: 0
02:00 <STINKFIST> I've seen that before!
02:00 <STINKFIST> with some Irish beer, might have been Guinness or Kilkenny or something
02:00 <STINKFIST> hi Nikky` 
02:00 <Nikky`> Hey stinky face
02:00 <STINKFIST> show us your G&T
02:00 <Lumeah> mmm i like those
02:00 <Lumeah> hi nikky
03:00 <Nikky`> Hey Lumeah
03:00 <STINKFIST> which is my face
03:00 <STINKFIST> which is a building
03:00 <STINKFIST> which is on fire!
03:00 <Nikky`> G&T?
03:00 <STINKFIST> gin and tonic
03:00 <Nikky`> aaah
03:00 <STINKFIST> don't play coy with me
03:00 <Nikky`> thought so but you never know
03:00 <STINKFIST> I know you're all about it
03:00 <Nikky`> lol
03:00 <Nikky`> I hate gin
03:00 <Nikky`> it taste so ewww
03:00 <eon> hi Lumeah
03:00 <eon> how are u
03:00 <STINKFIST> I'll give you until I get back to come up with a dirty G&T acronym
03:00 <STINKFIST> I used to think so
03:00 <STINKFIST> but I quite dig bitter these days
04:00 <STINKFIST> so gin and vermouth are in
04:00 <STINKFIST> though I haven't quite mastered the martini yet
04:00 <STINKFIST> but negroni totally is, and G&T
04:00 <Nikky`> And ok
05:00 <STINKFIST> well I gotta go darlinks
05:00 <STINKFIST> have a bodacious Friday evening
05:00 <Nikky`> okie dokie.. have a good night hon
05:00 <Nikky`> Will do
05:00 <STINKFIST> missus is waiting for me, better not whinge about it
05:00 <STINKFIST> her that is
05:00 <Nikky`> No, you better not
05:00 <Nikky`> I hope she does
05:00 <STINKFIST> dammit
05:00 <Nikky`> you deserve it
05:00 <STINKFIST> ni ma de bi :(
05:00 <Nikky`> Goooooooooooooooooooooo
06:00 <STINKFIST> 你妈的比！
06:00 <STINKFIST> ok la
09:00 <Lumeah> right... 
09:00 <Lumeah> uhu
09:00 <STINKFIST> 我走了再见！ 
09:00 <STINKFIST> y'know?
10:00 <Shadowgate> Lumeah done a fart laugh "uhu"
10:00 <STINKFIST> peace. lovers
11:00 <Lumeah> byees
14:00 <Nikky`> So good to be home and know I can sleep in tomorrow
17:00 <couleurs> happy valentines day every1
27:00 <Doodle> booo
28:00 <couleurs> u
29:00 <Doodle> bit early for valentines day isnt it
29:00 <birdbutts> RIP Colonel Meow
29:00 <couleurs> whoops
29:00 <couleurs> who's Colonel Meow
30:00 <couleurs> i'm drunk i went 2 a bar after work now i'm drunk
31:00 <couleurs> i don't think i touched on either i'm bad 2 the bone
31:00 <Doodle> lol
31:00 <couleurs> n u
31:00 <Doodle> n who
31:00 <couleurs> u
31:00 <Doodle> me what
32:00 <Doodle> i just finished work now i'm bent
32:00 <couleurs> :o
32:00 <couleurs> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfSEuapCYAAQzmo.jpg:large
32:00 <couleurs> haha she looks 14
34:00 <couleurs> how are your wheels/tyres any babes like them
35:00 <couleurs> i got a new windscreen 4 free via insurance and it's like getting new glasses/eyes omg
35:00 <couleurs> So Clear
39:00 <couleurs> what did u get 4 xmas pupkins
41:00 <Lumeah> hi peeps
41:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/f2JuxM-snGc
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lorde - Team (Dec 3, 2013) 3:21 - Category: Music - 13,005,164 views - 126,402 likes (95.2%), 6,425 dislikes (4.8%)
42:00 <Lumeah> hi brainz
42:00 <brainz> i
43:00 <Lumeah> am? 
45:00 <couleurs> Lorde so overrated... she just ok
45:00 <brainz> ere
45:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/D8Ymd-OCucs
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lorde - Tennis Court (Jun 23, 2013) 3:22 - Category: Music - 26,341,172 views - 167,989 likes (90.4%), 17,831 dislikes (9.6%)
47:00 <brainz> i wanna make flubber
49:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/uJ_1HMAGb4k
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vance Joy - 'Riptide' Official Video (Apr 2, 2013) 3:25 - Category: Music - 4,429,545 views - 26,392 likes (97.8%), 581 dislikes (2.2%)
49:00 <Lumeah> hi peepsa
50:00 <brainz> i
50:00 <Lumeah> am
50:00 <brainz> ere
50:00 <Lumeah> yay
50:00 <brainz> flop
50:00 <Lumeah> aww no good
50:00 <brainz> way good
50:00 <Lumeah> why\
51:00 <brainz> \
51:00 <couleurs> k
52:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/mbJ3vacGOhw
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BIRDS OF TOKYO - LANTERNS - OFFICIAL VIDEO (Jan 17, 2013) 5:01 - Category: Music - 980,028 views - 5,779 likes (97.6%), 142 dislikes (2.4%)
52:00 <Lumeah> goodone
52:00 <brainz> ;\
53:00 <couleurs> progressively worse links 
53:00 <brainz> and thats why you use mibbit
53:00 <brainz> lol
54:00 <couleurs> what's that got 2 do with it
54:00 <couleurs> not my fault u got triple gay taste!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
54:00 <brainz> :\
55:00 <Lumeah> lol
55:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/bpOSxM0rNPM
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know? (Official Video) (Jun 18, 2013) 4:26 - Category: Music - 34,773,256 views - 251,947 likes (98.8%), 3,101 dislikes (1.2%)
58:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/RN9NC4iQcsA
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Violent Soho - Covered in Chrome (Official Video) (Oct 16, 2013) 3:33 - Category: Music - 188,220 views - 1,511 likes (98.1%), 30 dislikes (1.9%)
58:00 <birdbutts> http://i.imgur.com/2oSwE77.jpg
59:00 <couleurs> is that u
59:00 <birdbutts> dont be REDICULOUS
59:00 <couleurs> ehehe
59:00 <couleurs> Dumb n Dumber To!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
00:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WsgJAwkuLM
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Arcade Fire - Joan of Arc (Triple J live session) (Jan 30, 2014) 4:24 - Category: Music - 484 views - 34 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
00:00 <couleurs> BAM!!!!!!!!
01:00 <couleurs> y did they play on jjj fagot station
01:00 <couleurs> play on rrr 
01:00 <couleurs> what a sellout
02:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/6vopR3ys8Kw
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Flume and Chet Faker - Drop the Game [Official Music Video] (Nov 18, 2013) 4:10 - Category: Music - 2,315,454 views - 22,883 likes (98.9%), 258 dislikes (1.1%)
03:00 <brainz> BANG!!! or whatever
03:00 <brainz> lol
03:00 <couleurs> can u stop pasting the turdest 100 thank u
03:00 <Lumeah> lol
05:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkeuD9cSo0g
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Arcade Fire - My Body Is A Cage (Triple J live session) (Jan 29, 2014) 2:48 - Category: Music - 13,458 views - 230 likes (99.1%), 2 dislikes (0.9%)
05:00 <couleurs> arcade fire or bye
05:00 <brainz> ok bye
05:00 <brainz> lol
08:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ed06l1jJ_Q
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Arcade Fire - Normal Person (Triple J live session) (Jan 29, 2014) 4:45 - Category: Music - 11,474 views - 175 likes (99.4%), 1 dislikes (0.6%)
08:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/UylPrMcurB8
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Panama - Always [Official Music Video] (Oct 8, 2013) 4:03 - Category: Music - 267,928 views - 3,342 likes (99.6%), 14 dislikes (0.4%)
08:00 <couleurs> i h8 u
09:00 <brainz> i hate no one
09:00 <brainz> ;hehe
14:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71gG3jj-ctk
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Arcade Fire - Neighborhood #3 (Power Out) (Jan 25, 2014) 7:20 - Category: Music - 96 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
14:00 <couleurs> neva 4 get
14:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/BKaL7WL-onI
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Diplo feat. Nicky Da B - Express Yourself [Official Video] (May 20, 2012) 3:32 - Category: Music - 6,221,644 views - 33,022 likes (91.8%), 2,945 dislikes (8.2%)
15:00 <brainz> put your back into it
15:00 <brainz> hehe
20:00 <brainz> watch the mask --> http://youtu.be/KrVC5dm5fFc
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nicky Romero - Toulouse (May 9, 2012) 4:20 - Category: Pets and Animals - 108,355,121 views - 580,272 likes (96.5%), 21,041 dislikes (3.5%)
21:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUreQ18qwkk
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Arcade Fire - Wake Up (Jan 24, 2014) 5:22 - Category: Music - 45 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:00 <couleurs> neva 4 get
22:00 <Mew> CoCoaButterrrrrrrr
22:00 <CoCoaButter> hey
23:00 <punknut> HAAAAALLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
23:00 <brainz> i
24:00 <punknut> woohoo i can press pa tab and panda aint popping up
24:00 <couleurs> good i h8 that guy
25:00 <punknut> everybody does
25:00 <brainz> haha
25:00 <brainz> why is that
26:00 <Attila> couleurs: do you like lionel richie?
27:00 <couleurs> not really no
27:00 <Attila> what about UB40?
28:00 <couleurs> yes
28:00 <Attila> Ah, OK. 
28:00 <couleurs> y
29:00 <Attila> no reason, I just had a hunch.
29:00 <Attila> >.<
29:00 <couleurs> thank u
30:00 <Attila> you're welcome?
30:00 <Attila> :)
30:00 <couleurs> u r
31:00 <brainz> two hours of fun --> http://youtu.be/p6j8fuvQICI
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Best Melodic Dubstep Mix 2014 (Jan 4, 2014) 02:01:22 - Category: Music - 507,891 views - 7,210 likes (98.3%), 125 dislikes (1.7%)
33:00 <ooomp> Doctors discover by giving very small amounts of peanuts to children with peanut allergies may alleviate the allergy and lead to children being fine with eating peanuts.
34:00 <ooomp> Ok does anyone not see how stupid these particular doctors are?
39:00 <Doodle> +t
39:00 <ooomp> Nuts
39:00 <ooomp> Not appendage
40:00 <brainz> http://www.smashingcovers.com/data/covers/9cac2ca53c5fe723c249d012d6091c50.jpg'
40:00 <ooomp> This whole conversation still sounds wrong
40:00 <ooomp> Naughty Doodle.
40:00 <Doodle> ^_^
40:00 <ooomp> I'll eat green grapes instead :D
41:00 <Doodle> nom
41:00 <brainz> grapes!!!!!
41:00 <brainz> you gave me a excellent idea
42:00 <Doodle> D:
44:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFoq8-Xszjs
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ultimate Fails Compilation 2013 (So far) (Jul 5, 2013) - Category: Entertainment - 17,682,530 views - 87,811 likes (94.8%), 4,800 dislikes (5.2%)
44:00 <couleurs> funy video!!!!!!
51:00 <ooomp> Pieter
51:00 <brainz> hmm shall i have some more grapes
51:00 <brainz> hehe
51:00 <Pieter> I pulled my fizzer lolly apart and it stilll has pAper on it :(
52:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos o//
52:00 <Nikky`> Hey Doodledoooooooo 
52:00 <Doodle> whats happening
53:00 <Pieter> Fucking munchies :(( tummy hurts
53:00 <Nikky`> Not a lot. just chillin, finally tired but don't want to be sad and be asleep too early on Fri night
53:00 <Nikky`> haha
53:00 <Nikky`> you?
53:00 <Pieter> Hey siren
53:00 <Suren> sif siren
53:00 <Pieter> Suren
53:00 <Mew> hi Suren
54:00 <Suren> lol
54:00 <Suren> hi Mew
54:00 <Doodle> lol Nikky` not too much
54:00 <Doodle> i have to work tomorrow so i wont be up late either
54:00 <Doodle> we can be old together
54:00 <Nikky`> Can we snuggle together later? 
54:00 <Mew> awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
54:00 <Mew> u GUYZ
54:00 <Doodle> lol
54:00 <Doodle> of course
54:00 <Nikky`> Yaaay
55:00 <Suren> hmm irc is still same ey... been few years since ive been on here
55:00 <Nikky`> And we can tell naughty stories about Mew
55:00 <Doodle> i know HEAPS of them
55:00 <Doodle> actually everyone does prolly
55:00 <Nikky`> I figured you would
55:00 <Mew> "lets do that thing that mew did once"
55:00 <Nikky`> I only know some
55:00 <Mew> "AW HELL NO"
55:00 <Doodle> oh god no i'd never do the stuff Mew gets up to 
55:00 <Doodle> hahaha
55:00 <ooomp> I know Doodle's secrets
55:00 <Nikky`> Me either
55:00 <Doodle> i dont have any secrets!
55:00 <brainz> http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2013/139/1/f/harajuku_stickers_graffiti_by_starshadowx2-d65s7g1.png
55:00 <Doodle> apart from all the gay sex
55:00 <Mew> aint nobody got time fo dat
55:00 <ooomp> Of course you don't
55:00 <Doodle> i mean what
56:00 <Nikky`> Not enough drugs or drink in the world could make me do what Mew does ;o)
56:00 <Doodle> i bet they could
56:00 <Mew> i bet they could too LOL
56:00 <Mew> how do you think i did it?
56:00 <Doodle> lol
56:00 <brainz> wow another good idea
56:00 <brainz> drink
56:00 <brainz> hehe
58:00 <Doodle> well, that killed it
59:00 <Mew> gd 1
59:00 <Nikky`> thanks
00:00 <ooomp> :)
00:00 <Nikky`> ooompalicious
01:00 <Mew> we should talk about butch lesbians
01:00 <ooomp> Nikky` :D
01:00 <Mew> the kind that wear leather vests and finger each other on the train
01:00 <Doodle> refugees from the peoples republic of lesbania
01:00 <Nikky`> you get on some weird trains then
01:00 <Doodle> national dress checked shirt and clumpy boots
01:00 <Nikky`> oooh
02:00 <Nikky`> I better change then
02:00 <Nikky`> Can I keep my short hair?
02:00 <Doodle> no!
02:00 <Nikky`> And my..fuck off all men or i'll kill you snarl
02:00 <Nikky`> ok
02:00 <Doodle> oh dear
02:00 <Nikky`> I'll start growing it
02:00 <Doodle> it will look much better there
02:00 <Nikky`> better where?
03:00 <Mew> downstairs
03:00 <Nikky`> some places should not have hair
03:00 <Mew> plait it
03:00 <Doodle> hahah yeah
03:00 <Nikky`> hot
03:00 <Doodle> agreed Nikky`
03:00 <Doodle> bacon strip ftw
03:00 <Nikky`> Mmmm bacon
03:00 <Mew> upper lip, underarms, bumhole
03:00 <Mew> back
03:00 <Doodle> earhole
03:00 <Mew> breasts
04:00 <Doodle> forehead
04:00 <Nikky`> nipples
04:00 <Doodle> oh
04:00 <Doodle> nipples?
04:00 <Doodle> the hair around my nipples is longer than the hair on my head
04:00 <Nikky`> Hot
04:00 <Doodle> i'm quite proud of it
04:00 <Nikky`> Can we measure them before we snuggle
04:00 <Doodle> sure
04:00 <Mew> theres a hurricane in my panties
04:00 <Doodle> :o
04:00 <Suren> Mew did you fart?
04:00 <Mew> LMFAO because of the wet
05:00 <Mew> not the incredible winds
05:00 <ooomp> I'm unsure where this conversation is heading but I like it
05:00 <Doodle> haha
05:00 <Mew> hahahahaha
05:00 <Doodle> ooomp you could join in our snuggling but i'd just get ignored
05:00 <Nikky`> haha
05:00 <Doodle> and it would go all lesbian
05:00 <Nikky`> Mmm lesbian
05:00 <Doodle> see!
05:00 <ooomp> Ok I'll be generous and not join in for the first 5 minutes
05:00 <ooomp> That should be more than ample
06:00 <Doodle> lol fu
06:00 <Nikky`> lol
06:00 <ooomp> *Based on average figures
06:00 <Doodle> *not to scale
06:00 <Mew> two girls in the room
06:00 <Mew> it'd be more like 2.5
06:00 <Doodle> HEY
07:00 <Mew> length not duration
07:00 <Mew> calm down
07:00 <Doodle> i'm calm
07:00 <Nikky`> I drugged him
07:00 <Nikky`> He is calm
07:00 <Doodle> i drugged myself
07:00 <Doodle> then Nikky` drugged me
08:00 <Doodle> now i dont know if i am coming or going
08:00 <ooomp> Then I hit Doodle on his head
08:00 <Doodle> :(
08:00 <ooomp> Now he's finally coming to
08:00 <Doodle> i use that sometimes
09:00 <Nikky`> uh huh
09:00 <Mew> so much innuendo rite nao
09:00 <Doodle> keke
09:00 <Doodle> inurendo
10:00 <Shadowgate> Nikky said uh huh lol 
10:00 <Mew> waitin for it
10:00 <Nikky`> i love ren in ya do
10:00 <Nikky`> she is funny ha ha
10:00 <Doodle> ernedernderndo
10:00 <Pieter> Don't food me you long haired yahoo
11:00 <ooomp> Pieter, go away 
11:00 <Nikky`> Hey doctor
11:00 <Nikky`> wb Suren
11:00 <Pieter> Bite. Me
11:00 <brainz> 1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds
11:00 <brainz> 2. Turn your eyes towards the wall/roof or somewhere else on a plain surface
11:00 <brainz> 3. Keep blinking your eyes quickly!
11:00 <brainz> 4. What can you see?
11:00 <brainz> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150501267599352&set=a.158767509351.117390.9212109351&type=1&theater
12:00 <Doodle> tits
12:00 <ooomp> A mole
12:00 <Pieter> I see dead people now
12:00 <ooomp> MOLE
12:00 <Suren> chur Nikky`
14:00 <ooomp> You know who else is a mole? Doodle
14:00 <Doodle> i am not, i'm fucking lovely
14:00 <ooomp> Are too
14:00 <ooomp> Or wait, you have a mole
15:00 <Doodle> i had a mole
15:00 <Doodle> but we broke up
15:00 <Doodle> chyeahhh
15:00 <Nikky`> Everytime I go to buy grapes they look so sad and old
15:00 <Nikky`> lol
15:00 <brainz> not the grapes i got yesterday
15:00 <brainz> there excellent
15:00 <brainz> lol
16:00 <Nikky`> good for you
16:00 <Nikky`> but I was discussing my grape experience
17:00 <brainz> coles southlnd
17:00 <brainz> southland
17:00 <brainz> theyre really excellent
17:00 <brainz> lol
18:00 <brainz> eating them now
18:00 <brainz> hehe
18:00 <Nikky`> I shall suss out more grapes this weekend
18:00 <brainz> and some scotch and soda
19:00 <brainz> yeah im all good
19:00 <ooomp> Woolworths tomorrow
19:00 <ooomp> Cheap good grapes
20:00 <Doodle> i like em cheap & good
20:00 <couleurs> me 2
20:00 <Nikky`> we know Doodle..why you trawl the streets at night
20:00 <Doodle> :o
20:00 <Doodle> how do you know these things
20:00 <ooomp> Doodle doesn't pay, he abducts
20:00 <Doodle> have you people been stalking me
21:00 <Nikky`> ummmm..so, how about this cool day we had
21:00 <ooomp> There's a TV show based on you Doodle
21:00 <Doodle> biggest loser?
21:00 <Nikky`> lol
21:00 <ooomp> An idiot abroad
22:00 <Doodle> well i never
22:00 <ooomp> Been abroad?
22:00 <Doodle> perhaps
22:00 <ooomp> Tasmania doesn't count
22:00 <Doodle> i was a complete gentleman the whole time, despite being shitfaced for all of it
23:00 <brainz> i didnt know you had a shitface
23:00 <brainz> hehe
24:00 <ooomp> How wude
25:00 <Shadowgate> ooomp is funny lol
26:00 <brainz> ohh shit its Shadowgate is funny watchout
26:00 <Shadowgate> lol
26:00 <ooomp> Lol
27:00 <Doodle> lol
27:00 <Doodle> .
28:00 <ooomp> . indeed
29:00 <Nikky`> doodie
29:00 <Doodle> where
30:00 <ooomp> Here
30:00 <Doodle> olawdy
30:00 <ooomp> Wait what.
31:00 <ooomp> Youhooooooo 
32:00 <Doodle> its a trap
36:00 <Nikky`> *yawn*
36:00 <Nikky`> nearly bed time.. better time to sleep and not be all grandma like
37:00 <Lumeah> welcome frayedknot
39:00 <ness> hellos mofos
39:00 <Nikky`> ello you
39:00 <Lumeah> hi ness
39:00 <ness> whats happening?
40:00 <Nikky`> sweet fa here
40:00 <Nikky`> you?
40:00 <Lumeah> yeah not much here 
40:00 <ness> im exhausted, trekked highpoint for 3 hours
40:00 <Nikky`> why
40:00 <ness> then celebrated chinese new year with prawn dumplings...mmm
40:00 <Lumeah> oh did you> 
41:00 <ness> have to buy a gift for a lil baby
41:00 <Lumeah> mm yum 
41:00 <brainz> whats highpoint
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> vagina
41:00 <Lumeah> so it was farting to day, now it's vagina hey WaixYourLegs? 
41:00 <ness> Highpoint is a shopping centre in the west
41:00 <brainz> ahhh
41:00 <brainz> ok
42:00 <brainz> might go there one day
42:00 <brainz> never been
42:00 <brainz> bigger then chady
42:00 <brainz> is it
43:00 <ness> probably about the same
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> shaped again fuck it
43:00 <brainz> ohh wow
44:00 <brainz> its close to sunshine
44:00 <brainz> deer park
44:00 <brainz> wow
44:00 <brainz> ok
44:00 <Nikky`> Did you buy the gift ness?
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> fucking hotttt
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> can i fuckk uuuu
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> 2 dorrah
44:00 <ness> nope i bought shoes for myself though...
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> slut
45:00 <Nikky`> always need to buy something for yourself
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> you sayyyy
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> we got nothing in common
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> no common ground to start from
45:00 <ness> not much out there for little boys in terms of clothing
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> and we're falling aparttttt
46:00 <brainz> 16 km's 24 minutes 
46:00 <brainz> not to bad
46:00 <ness> loads of cute stuff for girls
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> you say, the world has come between us, our lives have come between us, still i know u just dont care!
46:00 <Shadowgate> ness said cute things lol
46:00 <Shadowgate> she said stuff lol
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> shadowgate the pherngenflerp
46:00 <Shadowgate> lol
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> Share this rose... for all the furfaggotry Shadowgate has performed on ppl
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh wait
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> thats ShadowLurker
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> never mind
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> :D
47:00 <ness> lol Shadowgate
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> Vagina fart
48:00 <Nikky`> brb
48:00 <brainz> Shadowgate: !!!!
48:00 <Lumeah> i like that song WaixYourLegs
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
49:00 <Shadowgate> lol
51:00 <Nikky`> Back
51:00 <brainz> wow these monitors are brilliant
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> got a call from an old friend used to be real close
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> said he couldnt go on the american way
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> close the shop sold the house bought a ticket to the west caost
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> now he gives them a stand up routine in la
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> bop bop bop
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> i dont need u to worry for me coz im alright
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> i dont want u to tell me its time to come home
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> i dont care what u say any more this is my life!
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> go to hell with your own life leave me aloneeee
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> go ahead*
53:00 <brainz> thats one BIG FCUK YOU
53:00 <brainz> hehe
53:00 <Lumeah> lol
53:00 <Lumeah> yup
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
54:00 <brainz> actually good on him
54:00 <brainz> if his killing it out there
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> i never said you had to offer me a second chance
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> i never said i was a victim of circumstance
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> i still belong, dont get me wrong
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> you can speak your mind
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> but not on my time!
55:00 <Nikky`> I am sure he is singing
55:00 <Nikky`> well typing
55:00 <Nikky`> a song
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> billy joel - my life :)
55:00 <brainz> takes ball to make a big change like that
55:00 <brainz> balls*
56:00 <brainz> not everyone can do it
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> ^ This guy
56:00 <brainz> im thinking of doing it myself
56:00 <brainz> but prehaps Japan
56:00 <couleurs> n e 1 up 4 a lil chat or 2
56:00 <Lumeah> WHY ARE YOU CALLED WaixYourLegs? 
56:00 <Nikky`> chat to me couleurs.. pick me pick me
56:00 <brainz> tokyo
57:00 <Lumeah> what if my legs are hairy 
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> like ya mum
57:00 <couleurs> i pick you Nikky` 
57:00 <Nikky`> WooHoo
57:00 <Nikky`> Lets get it ooooooooorn
57:00 <brainz> ive done it twice and probably can do it again
57:00 <brainz> lol
58:00 <Nikky`> sometimes its nice to settle tho
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> Beegees - Tragedy
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> i just cant take it all alone
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> i really should be holdin you
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> holding you
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> lovin u
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> lovinnnnnnnn youuuuuuuuuuu
58:00 <brainz> settle for what
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> TRAGEDY!
58:00 <brainz> lol
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> bop bop bop
00:00 <Nikky`> pop pop pop
01:00 <brainz> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1780611_715053785191977_1451059288_n.jpg
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> i call bs
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-1QdtGxgYk
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Typically tropical - Barbados 1975 (Jun 30, 2009) 3:01 - Category: Music - 71,904 views - 127 likes (97.7%), 3 dislikes (2.3%)
02:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/p6j8fuvQICI
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Best Melodic Dubstep Mix 2014 (Jan 4, 2014) 02:01:22 - Category: Music - 509,764 views - 7,237 likes (98.3%), 125 dislikes (1.7%)
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> VAGINA POOOOOOOOO
06:00 <stebie> omnomnom
07:00 <Mew> wind surfing?
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> kmmm baby
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> THEYRE 2 THEYRE 4 THEYRE 6 THEYRE 8
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> SHUNTING TRUCKS N HAULING FREIGHT
08:00 <Mew> YESSSSSSS
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> RED N GREEN N BROWN N BLUE
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> THEYRE THE REALLY USEFUL CREW!
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> hahaha
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> all with differnet roles to play
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> round tidmouth sheds n far away
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> down the hill n round the bend
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> THOMAS AND HIS FRIENDS
08:00 <Mew> doo doo
09:00 <Mew> i rock out to small potatoes too
10:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOAMYQoLpg0
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TAC Victoria (Australia) 1999 TV ad - "Fatigue kills / powernap" (Aug 18, 2013) 1:00 - Category: Autos and Vehicles - 1,319 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
11:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyARuvRHViM
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Small Potatoes 11 - Feelings (Nov 17, 2011) 3:06 - Category: Entertainment - 300,192 views - 423 likes (70.9%), 174 dislikes (29.1%)
11:00 <birdbutts> u can b my queen beehhh
11:00 <beehhh> k
12:00 <beehhh> they put me on an anesthetic and chopped my head
13:00 <doctor> lol guy died
13:00 <beehhh> http://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/21198839/double-fatality-on-dukes-hwy/
14:00 <Ben> Evening..
14:00 <Nikky`> Hey Ben :o)
14:00 <Ben> Hows it going?
14:00 <Nikky`> Going well. you?
15:00 <Ben> Yeah not bad
15:00 <Ben> Cooking in this heat..
15:00 <Ben> Its awful
15:00 <Lumeah> ben talks? 
15:00 <Ben> Occasionally..
15:00 <Ben> :)
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> and all the other boys
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> try to chase me
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> heres my number
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> call me maybe
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> bop bop bop
15:00 <Ben> Not that god awful song..
16:00 <Nikky`> Its not too hot here today, lil muggy but okish
16:00 <Nikky`> tomorrow n Sun its bad
16:00 <Ben> Yeah
16:00 <Ben> I'm looking forward to winter
16:00 <Ben> haha
16:00 <Nikky`> ooooooooer's its johninja
16:00 <beehhh> darwin is better than the other state
16:00 <johninja> hey Nikky`
16:00 <johninja>  hehe
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> hey i just met u
16:00 <Ben> August 5 will be exciting this year Nikky` :)
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> and this is crazy
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> but im a dingo
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> i ate your baby
16:00 <doctor> no beehhh, darwin is just as bad as the others
16:00 <Nikky`> Wh then Ben?
16:00 <Nikky`> *why
16:00 <Ben> Nikky` : We have a baby coming :)
17:00 <Nikky`> you're going to be a dad?
17:00 <Ben> yup
17:00 <Nikky`> That is awesome news..congrat
17:00 <Nikky`> s
17:00 <Ben> Thanks :)
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> FART
17:00 <beehhh> i'm going to canada in nearest future
17:00 <Nikky`> Best get moved back to Melb n all settled before then
18:00 <beehhh> too many boats arrived in australia due to nearer to asia
18:00 <Ben> nah..
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> Customers in Australia may experience increased latency while accessing sites hosted in Europe.
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> Technical Summary: 
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> Emergency Hardware and software upgrade is being performed on a core router in San Jose.
18:00 <Ben> We'll wait for a bit
18:00 <Ben> Too much to move now while she is pregnant
18:00 <Nikky`> aah
19:00 <beehhh> living costs is way over the roof in downunder
19:00 <Ben> The plan is to bring him/her up in Melbourne though
19:00 <Ben> So maybe give it 12 months or just over before we move down
19:00 <Nikky`> Coolies
19:00 <beehhh> bullies
20:00 <brainz> watch this!!!!!!
21:00 <beehhh> canaadi is viable for the longrun plus bieber is getting deporetd back there
21:00 <birdbutts> scatter breinz
21:00 <beehhh> dementia
24:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/q71/1014040_646857475374694_1138836737_n.jpg
25:00 <beehhh> they only want the citizenship
25:00 <Bastardly_One> can't believe I only woke up half an hour ago
25:00 <Nikky`> excellent johninja.. lets get one together
25:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
25:00 <johninja> haha
25:00 <beehhh> one viet lady married the whole taxi rank for give em passport
26:00 <johninja> wrote a new rap song today
26:00 <Nikky`> rap it
26:00 <Nikky`> kgo
26:00 <johninja> k
26:00 <johninja> A wise man once told me there is no wisdom.  imprisoned in a world wide web of lies, the spy wore a dunce hat disguise on his dome, slowly carved the stone while we waited, a tombstone for the walking dead, 99% air head right down to the atomic.
26:00 <johninja> Long road home but we on it, there is no other way, beyond here lies nothing, live for today, forever alone but never lonely, contemplating fate, chuck the wallet in the wishing well, you don't harpoon whales in a lake, just a small fish in a big pond wondering where I went wrong.
26:00 <johninja> Why do we fail when it's not for want of trying, live long and prosper, all's well that ends well, destiny kisses but never tells Orwellian Hell, room 101 right by the staircase, surrounded by the fears you create, a wicked mindstate, what's the worst that could happen? Watching wenches masterbate on webcam while I wonder where wally is
26:00 <johninja> there
27:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVAxUMuhz98
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: St. Vincent - Digital Witness (Jan 31, 2014) 3:25 - Category: Music - 167 views - 10 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
27:00 <couleurs> HOLEY MOLEY
27:00 <couleurs> dat sum david byrne shite
28:00 <Nikky`> I wonder where wally is 
28:00 <beehhh> canada is cool easier to become citizen there
28:00 <johninja> lol
29:00 <beehhh> my of my friends already have canadian nationality
32:00 <Nikky`> So where have you been hiding johninja?
33:00 <johninja> just playing rome total war and hanging out with the stoic philosophers
33:00 <johninja> they are bits of dicks
33:00 <johninja> been teaching them some knowledge
33:00 <Nikky`> right, I see how it is
35:00 <Nikky`> 8MM is on..very weird movie
35:00 <johninja> yeah, keeping it real
35:00 <johninja> how you been?
35:00 <johninja> ooh ok
35:00 <johninja> rome doco was on here
35:00 <Nikky`> I been grumpy, tired, stressed
35:00 <johninja> damn :(
35:00 <johninja> on your hols
35:00 <johninja> wow dude
35:00 <beehhh> once were a zombie
35:00 <johninja> thats so fucked
35:00 <johninja> we need to get you some weed
36:00 <johninja> and an xbox
36:00 <Nikky`> Nah, I went back to work on Wed - hence the tired
36:00 <johninja> oh i see
36:00 <johninja> trhat explains it then
36:00 <Nikky`> Need to get out of the up all night sleeping habbit
37:00 <johninja> what do you mean up all night?
37:00 <johninja> i stayed up to 3pm
37:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, I was staying up 2-3-4am watching tv
37:00 <johninja> lol
37:00 <Nikky`> So been getting around 3-4hrs sleep
37:00 <johninja> shiyut
38:00 <doctor> when ever i have work the next day i never sleep well. mind makes sure to torture me
38:00 <johninja> you get sick if you keep that up
38:00 <Nikky`> Yeah and manager managed to fuck some things up so having to fix that
38:00 <johninja> lmao
38:00 <doctor> lay in bed for 8 hours grinding my teeth and dreaming of burning the world to ashes
38:00 <Nikky`> I know - already feeling it
38:00 <Nikky`> lol doctor..so true
38:00 <johninja> how do we sleep when our beds are burning
38:00 <doctor> then when work time comes, then is when i want to sleep
39:00 <Nikky`> Maybe its time for a sickie next week, never too early once you start back for that
39:00 <doctor> many illnesses out and about
39:00 <eon> lol
39:00 <beehhh> SPC is going under scrutiny over govt fund cut
39:00 <beehhh> goulburn valley
40:00 <Bastardly_One> SPC spaghetti ... yum
40:00 <beehhh> SPC apricot cut in mango puree
40:00 <Nikky`> you're strawberry to my vanilla
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I get all SPC stuff cheap
41:00 <Bastardly_One> we've a surplus store
41:00 <beehhh> b1 collects them from salvos every forthnight
41:00 <Bastardly_One> negative
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't believe in scumming off charity unless in desperation
43:00 <couleurs> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfSEuapCYAAQzmo.jpg:large
43:00 <Nikky`> If I was desperate i'd just go home to mum
43:00 <Nikky`> What all good kids do
44:00 <beehhh> only if there another planet to switch
44:00 <johninja> i wish there was another planet without the internet
45:00 <johninja> we could send beehhh there
45:00 <Nikky`> There is, hell
45:00 <Nikky`> lets send him there
45:00 <Excessive> they're lookin for ppl to populate mars
45:00 <johninja> cute teddy couleurs, not a bad chick either
45:00 <beehhh> hell on heatwave gapes turning into raisin
45:00 <couleurs> thank u
45:00 <johninja> is that birdbutts?
46:00 <johninja> wow
46:00 <johninja> (she gonna get so PMed now)
46:00 <beehhh> poor farmers crying out loud for grants
46:00 <couleurs> yes
46:00 <beehhh> no money anywhere
47:00 <johninja> i'm the black guy with a goatee wearing a hat indoors like a boss
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that kid on that pbs shot
47:00 <Bastardly_One> how old is she?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> 13?
47:00 <johninja> i'm going to guess it's related to the cyclone
47:00 <beehhh> some were lucky to be alive
47:00 <johninja> it's hard to tell, i reckon she's legal though
48:00 <Nikky`> :/
48:00 <Bastardly_One> she has a wedding ring on
48:00 <Bastardly_One> if you enlarge it
48:00 <johninja> hmm
48:00 <johninja> super slueth
49:00 <beehhh> there are two black dudes right next to her teddy
49:00 <couleurs> =)
50:00 <beehhh> is that place in tasmania
51:00 <johninja> yes
51:00 <johninja> now go awayt
52:00 <couleurs> yes
54:00 <johninja> Fort de Saint John de Baptist, Berlenga Island, Portugal.
54:00 <beehhh> power lines and the builing structure looks old enough 
54:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/q71/7745_349434558530004_364947123_n.jpg
54:00 <johninja> such a pretty fort
54:00 <johninja> why would you even want to capture that
54:00 <beehhh> wow
54:00 <Nikky`> That is a cool pic
56:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_u96o80vTs
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: AURORA BOREALIS AS SEEN FROM THE ISS - OVER CANADA (Jan 16, 2014) 0:47 - Category: People and Blogs - 210 views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
59:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D67kmFzSh_o
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: David Bowie- Space Oddity Original Video (1969) (May 26, 2006) 3:49 - Category: Music - 8,585,992 views - 39,567 likes (98.6%), 553 dislikes (1.4%)
01:00 <johninja> one of the most notable - and bizarre - occuring in 1983 when a relic said to be Christ's foreskin was stolen.
01:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
01:00 <johninja> lol yes i'm sure his parents kept his foreskin around until he was in his 30s
02:00 <johninja> and then somehow it survived a couple of millenia
02:00 <johninja> http://www.news.com.au/world/is-holy-blood-the-holy-grail-of-the-black-market-the-theft-of-a-reliquary-holding-pope-john-paul-iis-blood-has-launched-fears-of-satanism-cloning-and-conspiracy/story-fndir2ev-1226814942542 
02:00 <johninja> pretty much just read the url
02:00 <Lumeah> fucking panda. lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> be glad he pinged out
03:00 <Bastardly_One> he's been fucking annoying the last day or so
03:00 <Nikky`> day or so you say
03:00 <johninja> is he raging all the time now or just when i happen to come on?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> purposely interupting people's conversations and moods
03:00 <johninja> it's kind of annoying
03:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't it just?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> whenever he's not getting attention he starts
03:00 <Nikky`> I learn to tune out
03:00 <johninja> the thing is he says he has someone there at the same time
03:00 <johninja> so like...
03:00 <johninja> why
04:00 <Bastardly_One> he does not man
04:00 <Bastardly_One> he is such a story teller
04:00 <beehhh> need to study hard
04:00 <johninja> why carry on like a pork chop in an internet chatroom when you have freinds over
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the kid lives off his mother
04:00 <Nikky`> I have someone here
04:00 <johninja> idgi
04:00 <beehhh> 10 days the final
04:00 <Bastardly_One> he has no friends
04:00 <Bastardly_One> they're made up
04:00 <beehhh> canada is better i love nature
04:00 <beehhh> Ground control to major tom
04:00 <johninja> are you making stuff up Nikky`?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd never have friends just sitting around on here and the xbox when they're over
05:00 <Nikky`> I might be :o(
05:00 <johninja> :(
05:00 <beehhh> bushfire tourism
05:00 <Nikky`> Be my friend
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh Nik
05:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone else knows that knew I was going for it
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I enrolled yesterday
05:00 <beehhh> you give others a chance but not me
05:00 <Bastardly_One> shit just got real
06:00 <beehhh> why?
06:00 <Nikky`> good, about time young man
06:00 <Bastardly_One> not applied
06:00 <Bastardly_One> enrolled
06:00 <Bastardly_One> like, timetable and stuff
06:00 <beehhh> never again
06:00 <Bastardly_One> shit just got real
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and there's a year of my life planned out I guess
06:00 <Nikky`> I knew what you meant when you said enroled
07:00 <Nikky`> I might be blonde but not stupid :P
07:00 <beehhh> stop trying so hard is my suggestion
07:00 <Bastardly_One> cheap for 16 subjects though IMO
07:00 <Bastardly_One> only $238.40 to be precise
07:00 <beehhh> go work at SPC
07:00 <beehhh> centrelinks are on ya arse man
08:00 <johninja> going to ignore this cum monkey
08:00 <Scattered> cum monkey
08:00 <Scattered> nasty
09:00 <beehhh> eat a fresh korean creampie done by a stinky halal cabbie in your back street
10:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMx7x0JkBCk
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Atoms For Peace "Rabbit In Your Headlights" live at Studio Coast, Tokyo Japan (Jan 29, 2014) 5:37 - Category: Music - 4,553 views - 229 likes (99.6%), 1 dislikes (0.4%)
10:00 <British^Meat> i like the video to that song
11:00 <couleurs> me 2
11:00 <stompin> niggers
12:00 <Nikky`> sniggers
12:00 <johninja> sand niggers
14:00 <beehhh> plus i'm too old for oz
18:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNWFHpPu1qs
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DJ Shadow and James Lavelle (UNKLE) Feat. Thom Yorke - Rabbit in Your Headlights (Apr 3, 2009) 5:02 - Category: Music - 440,348 views - 2,848 likes (98.2%), 53 dislikes (1.8%)
18:00 <couleurs> excellent quality!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:00 <johninja> supreme quality
19:00 <johninja> AAA+
19:00 <johninja> would watch again
21:00 <couleurs> thank u
21:00 <couleurs> bye birdbutt u soab
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that quit made me snigger
24:00 <couleurs> lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> shouldn't of but it did
25:00 <johninja> Gate, Gate, Paragate, Parasamgate
27:00 <stompin> 30 seconds?
28:00 <Nikky`> huh
30:00 <beehhh> Nikky` looks korean
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't believe Bruce Springsteen has made such a good song sound so mediocre ... interesting cover choice ... good song the orignal too
37:00 <beehhh> good part about single room is you can study naked
39:00 <beehhh> aussie milo, WA oats, kiwi skim milk, argentine raisin and canadian soymilk
41:00 <johninja> what song Bastardly_One?
43:00 <British^Meat> gangnam style
44:00 <Excessive> where's the gangers at?
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> ya mum
45:00 <Excessive> oh .......... I never wannah c urs again, she's too expensive
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh here I am
45:00 <Bastardly_One> johninja
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Just Like Fire Would by The Saints
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he's covered it on his new album
46:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds strange and mediocre
48:00 <beehhh> ghost from the last century
59:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaJJtS_WDmI
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: NASA | Six Decades of a Warming Earth (Jan 21, 2014) 0:15 - Category: Science and Technology - 1,415,205 views - 1,908 likes (75.1%), 632 dislikes (24.9%)
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