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00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be alright with going ... that single is bad The_Baron
00:00 <The_Baron> actually I am going for the support act
00:00 <The_Baron> MZO
00:00 <The_Baron> Monster Zoku Onsomb is fucking mad live
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I can go but I don't know if I wanna 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmmmm
00:00 <Bastardly_One> think I should for that reason?
01:00 <The_Baron> maybe
01:00 <Bastardly_One> remember it's like a day long adventure going to gigs for me 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <ATS63> mrdanger: meh
01:00 <ATS63> http://kickass.to/sixto-rodriguez-sugar-man-complete-discography-2013-mp3-320kbps-beolab1700-t7428088.html
01:00 <Bastardly_One> there's someone coming out too 
02:00 <mrdanger> ATS63: cool
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that I can't fucking remember and I wanted to tell you
02:00 <mrdanger> he's coming to australia in october
02:00 <Bastardly_One> was even gonna FB ya and tell ya 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but cannot remember for shit 
02:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfRjj7eXZcw
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Monster Zoku Onsomb! "Valentines" (Jul 30, 2006) 3:07 - Category: Music - 10,636 - 53 likes (96.4%), 2 dislikes (3.6%)
02:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't KLF under another name
02:00 <The_Baron> fuck they were
03:00 <The_Baron> and for the life of me I can't remember
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that's happening ... but that'd only interest me 
03:00 <ATS63> mrdanger: remind me not to go to the live performance of a 72 year old
03:00 <Bastardly_One> no dick
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I am saying who I was gonna tell ya who was touring
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but I can't remember for shit
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and MZO were someone else you're right
03:00 <mrdanger> ATS63: I saw Neil Diamond 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but no idea who
03:00 <mrdanger> and Don Mclean when he was here
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Neil Diamond which tour?
03:00 <mrdanger> and Neil Young
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I went to the 90 something
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that fucking rocked!
04:00 <Bastardly_One> only 4 people under 50 I reckon
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <The_Baron> brb
04:00 <mrdanger> nah I saw him on maybe his second last tour here, 2000 something
04:00 <mrdanger> neil young was good
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
05:00 <Bastardly_One> would of been the same tour as it's the only one I am aware of 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> the neil young one
05:00 <Bastardly_One> never see Dylan ever
05:00 <ATS63> meh
05:00 <exem> cant sing worse than he does in the studio though
05:00 <ATS63> I'd rather play train simulator
05:00 <Bastardly_One> want a bet exem?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> don't even go for free
05:00 <exem> what is his religion now?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> heroin?
06:00 <exem> Christian? Judaism? Buddhism?
06:00 <The_Baron> muslim
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... really The_Baron?
06:00 <The_Baron> oh wait that's cat stevens
06:00 <ATS63> Bastardly_One: thats your religion although I can understand how you got confused
06:00 <exem> he can team up with Yusef Islam now
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
06:00 <Bastardly_One> was gonna say
06:00 <The_Baron> I get em confused at times
06:00 <The_Baron> bloody god bothering dipshits who rely on talent they once possesed 40 years ago
06:00 <exem> i dont think Nick Cave is Christian anymore either
06:00 <The_Baron> :P
06:00 <exem> he contributed to Shrek
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I never have got the Dylan thing
06:00 <exem> that's akin to Satanism
07:00 <The_Baron> People they aint no good
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Nick Cave hasn't moved on 
07:00 <The_Baron> he did finally quit heroin again
07:00 <ATS63> Fuck I love the midi techno music of keygens
07:00 <Bastardly_One> he's just writing about other shit than Gd again
07:00 <The_Baron> who wants to bet how long it will take for him to relapse
07:00 <Bastardly_One> God too
07:00 <ATS63> I'm going to crank this shit from WaLMaRT
07:00 <exem> reminds me of lo
07:00 <The_Baron> I'll put 20 down that it will be within the year
07:00 <The_Baron> :P
07:00 <exem> 'i quit drugs againt'
07:00 <exem> ok so cave has slightly stronger will poower
08:00 <exem> i thought most of those keygens used mod/xm files not midi
08:00 <The_Baron> actually that is one thing that has always got up my goat
08:00 <The_Baron> those artists who denounce drugs and talk about being higher without
08:00 <The_Baron> well fuck em
08:00 <Bastardly_One> would be hard giving up when all your peers still whack up about a quarter ounce a day
08:00 <The_Baron> I want my rock stars on the verge of overdose
08:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10580084_10152639028568256_750743957650787732_n.jpg
08:00 <exem> madonna claims to have never done drugs etc
08:00 <ATS63> exem: I don't know what it is but its cool
08:00 <The_Baron> I want them to be fucked up 
08:00 <exem> now she's MDNA
09:00 <Bastardly_One> madonna has never done drugs?
09:00 <exem> she claims so
09:00 <Bastardly_One> see her cheap porn 
09:00 <The_Baron> that would be the shittiest analogue ever
09:00 <The_Baron> :P
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and her latest shit 
09:00 <exem> neither has leonardo di caprio
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't make MDMA pop like that 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> without dropping some yourself
10:00 <exem> i stopped listening to her music a long time ago anyway
10:00 <ATS63> I don't usually like old women, but I'd put one through madonna
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and she did some gig where she asked the crowd if they were on mollies 
10:00 <exem> she lost me with that album where she acted like nelson's mum from the simpsons
10:00 <Bastardly_One> about a year ago
10:00 <exem> yes, she was pretty decent for her age at one point
11:00 <ATS63> The music vid for ray of light... lel... she looks terrible
11:00 <The_Baron> I had a book of her nude photos
11:00 <The_Baron> but some junkie stole it
11:00 <exem> she's just a natural when she moves though. it's quite graceful
11:00 <exem> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> what was that book called?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Sex?
11:00 <ATS63> So much better than lady gaga... but kind of the same style
11:00 <exem> i remember In Bed With Madonna
11:00 <Bastardly_One> serious
12:00 <Bastardly_One> it caused a fuss I remember that much
12:00 <The_Baron> yeah it was sex I think
12:00 <beehhh> brain tumor
12:00 <The_Baron> she sued the photographer
12:00 <exem> i think she was involved in another movie not so long ago: A Single Man
12:00 <The_Baron> I remember
13:00 <exem> the soundtrack is great but it's not hers
13:00 <exem> it's just piano etc
13:00 <The_Baron> I just wish it didn't get stolen
13:00 <The_Baron> coz it's worth a bit that first edition
13:00 <exem> you reckon it'd be worth a bit
13:00 <exem> ok
14:00 <exem> especially if you somehow go tit signed
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd be surprised exem
14:00 <exem> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm5pbLMn8j8
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll give you an example
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Single Man (Soundtrack) - 01 Stillness of the Mind (Jan 10, 2010) 3:57 - Category: Music - 795,448 - 2,429 likes (99.1%), 23 dislikes (0.9%)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> the two ICP movies are worth a mint on ebay and shit
14:00 <Bastardly_One> fans pay big money for all sorts of things
14:00 <The_Baron> I remember pissing off so many ICP fans by seeing Big Money Hustlers before they did
15:00 <The_Baron> and my god, it was shit
15:00 <Bastardly_One> my motherfuckin'
15:00 <The_Baron> :P
15:00 <Bastardly_One> MONAY!
15:00 <The_Baron> haha
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it's so shit it's awesome
15:00 <Bastardly_One> shaggy as sugar balls
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and that sex scene
15:00 <ATS63> ICP are just trolls... bad ones
15:00 <The_Baron> also sold weed to ICP's aus tour manager
15:00 <Bastardly_One> seen the follow up?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Big Money Rustlas?
15:00 <The_Baron> most of the weed they smoked in their NSW tour was the shit me and a mate got them
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, you are the QLD dude?
16:00 <exem> how much will the bag full of deadmau5's death threats fetch after someone succeeds in killing him?
16:00 <The_Baron> best thing, they paid 400 bucks an ounce for average dro
16:00 <The_Baron> :P
16:00 <Bastardly_One> get teh fuck out of here
16:00 <Bastardly_One> got $700 for two GOOD oz down here
16:00 <Bastardly_One> before heading west
16:00 <Bastardly_One> so,we met again nemesis
16:00 <simba> wholey shite
17:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck have we not met in rl?
17:00 <The_Baron> I dunno tbh
17:00 <Bastardly_One> another degree of seperation
17:00 <ATS63> Max doeys at lidcombe station
18:00 <beehhh> 2laptops is like rooting 2wives the same time
19:00 <ATS63> beehhh: only awesome if you're single?
19:00 <simba> or 2 husbands 
19:00 <Student> probably be needing 2 dicks to accomplish the second task 
21:00 <exem> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS088Opj9o0
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Madonna - Frozen (Oct 26, 2009) 5:23 - Category: Music - 5,269,073 - 22,984 likes (97.6%), 560 dislikes (2.4%)
21:00 <exem> if it reminds you a little bit of Pure Shores by All Saints that's because William Orbit was involved in both
22:00 <simba> mm fuck yea
22:00 <simba> can u hear what i hear
22:00 <exem> agreed
22:00 <simba> its callin u my dear
23:00 <The_Baron> exem u heard my new psy track?
23:00 <exem> no
23:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tr0otuiQuU
23:00 <exem> also i hate this new direction that SC is taking
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beethoven - Moonlight Sonata (FULL) (Dec 15, 2010) 15:01 - Category: Music - 19,892,137 - 129,558 likes (98%), 2,637 dislikes (2%)
25:00 <exem> ill check out your track later
26:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/solarfistem/solar-fistem-shit-rainbows
26:00 <exem> and leave a comment saying, "shit man why so emotional? is this over that madonna book of yours with nude photos that got yoinked???"
26:00 <The_Baron> please do
27:00 <simba> get yoinked m8
27:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ2NqRg8ZoI
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fabfilter PRO-Q review (Jul 26, 2013) 9:04 - Category: Howto & Style - 5,225 - 32 likes (97%), 1 dislikes (3%)
27:00 <The_Baron> btw, to all those bedroom bangers
28:00 <beehhh> http://www.dell.com/us/p/inspiron-17-7737/pd
28:00 <The_Baron> this may well be the best EQ plugin EVER!
29:00 <exem> should be under Spirituality/Religion category
29:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
30:00 <Moke> stfu faggots
30:00 <beehhh> http://www.dell.com/us/p/inspiron-17-7737/pd?oc=fncwj1904bb1&model_id=inspiron-17-7737
30:00 <simba> stevo
30:00 <Moke> hey simba
30:00 <exem> 32 PeoPle DisCovereD The MeaNing of LYfe.... 1 peRsOn haS a PenTiUm II
31:00 <The_Baron> lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, the muppet Moke
32:00 <beehhh> good pc my good friends
32:00 <exem> Moke: you need a holiday http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqIIW7nxBgc
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Madonna - La Isla Bonita (Official Video) (Oct 26, 2009) 4:01 - Category: Music - 9,618,394 - 26,897 likes (97.2%), 781 dislikes (2.8%)
33:00 <exem> and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X7RyGBq2E8
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Madonna-Holiday (Aug 29, 2007) 3:56 - Category: Music - 3,792,566 - 9,628 likes (96.7%), 325 dislikes (3.3%)
34:00 <exem> 325 HaVenT comE oUt
34:00 <exem> 1 of them is Moke 
35:00 <simba> Moke Eeed Very Ay
35:00 <ATS63> Stagg is pretty good aye. Mum says its ripped cunt shit
35:00 <simba> holiday themed pop music
35:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_iVlhcF_NA
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vacation-The Go-Gos (May 23, 2011) 3:49 - Category: Music - 114,369 - 404 likes (94.8%), 22 dislikes (5.2%)
36:00 <simba> omg the sound quality
37:00 <exem> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OULlWNCqDQ
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Go-Go's - Our Lips Are Sealed (Extended 12" Version) (Music Video) (Jan 22, 2010) - Category: Music - -
37:00 <exem> was crusin' perth city streets at night with some m8s with thath blastin'
38:00 <exem> it was just like in the video
38:00 <simba> alice the seal
39:00 <exem> olives are seal
39:00 <The_Baron> Our Lips Are Sealed
39:00 <idLst> hii all .. 
39:00 <The_Baron> terrible song
39:00 <The_Baron> :P
40:00 <exem> bs
40:00 <The_Baron> my missus used to think it was Alex The Seal
40:00 <exem> you know it's great
40:00 <beehhh> http://asianstreetmeat.com/
40:00 <simba> At Least It’s Real
40:00 <Bastardly_One> hope it wasnt this bad
40:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBf5kkxq5Y4
40:00 <The_Baron> actually why I ended up using the name Sammy The Seal for my house/techno gigs
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Go Go's - Our Lips Are Sealed - Wichita RIver Fest - June 8, 2013 (Jun 8, 2013) 0 - Category: Music - 8,108 - 33 likes (94.3%), 2 dislikes (5.7%)
40:00 <exem> for that im going to comment on your track, "this sounds what infected mushroom sounds these days. you sold out mang. you sold out. :/"
41:00 <The_Baron> it really does sound like Alex the Seal actually
41:00 <simba> lol did anyone see this nutcase https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbWMj4b2rDg
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Aug 12, 2014) - Category: People & Blogs - 199,151 -
41:00 <The_Baron> lol exem
41:00 <The_Baron> well it aint a terrible song
42:00 <The_Baron> it just reminds me of shit nights at any given pub
42:00 <beehhh> surrogecy
43:00 <Serenity> you know ive only ever seen yanks put ice in their bongs
43:00 <Serenity> does anyone here do it
43:00 <beehhh> yup
43:00 <simba> i used 2 but effort
44:00 <beehhh> i put green tea
44:00 <Serenity> does it make mucj difference
44:00 <simba> dont think it makes it that much betta
44:00 <Serenity> much
44:00 <Serenity> just cools the smoke yeah?
44:00 <beehhh> i smoke joint without filters
44:00 <exem> reminds me of how Koreans put ice in their hot and spicy noodles
44:00 <Bastardly_One> new slipknot maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
44:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wKw3oGb9-g
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Slipknot - The Devil In I (Audio) (Aug 24, 2014) 0 - Category: Music - 585,377 - 26,158 likes (97.1%), 778 dislikes (2.9%)
44:00 <Serenity> no one smokes joints with filters you burnt monkey
44:00 <exem> lol beehhh
45:00 <beehhh> you give customers bj without rubber
45:00 <Serenity> beehhh gives handjobs outside pet bahn to get his gf free flea collars
46:00 <simba> cools teh smoke yes i think so
46:00 <simba> i havent done that in years
46:00 <simba> some people just skip straight 2 ice
46:00 <The_Baron> I don't put ice in my bong
47:00 <Bastardly_One> me either
47:00 <Bastardly_One> fresh water will do the job
47:00 <The_Baron> if the water is too cold, it can actually make the cannabinoids heavier therefore actually trapping them in the water
47:00 <The_Baron> the water really shouldn't be lower than 15C
47:00 <Serenity> I dont think you put the ice in the actual water
47:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna drink my bong water?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you do 
48:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, even with the ice catcher on the neck
48:00 <Serenity> no thanks feral
48:00 <The_Baron> it still will make them drop back in
48:00 <Bastardly_One> not you ... him
48:00 <The_Baron> when I was younger I used to like a cold bong
48:00 <The_Baron> so I'd keep it in the fridge
48:00 <The_Baron> but these days
48:00 <The_Baron> I know better
48:00 <Bastardly_One> this room without a heater
48:00 <Serenity> I just want a bong
48:00 <Bastardly_One> is a freezer
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah?
49:00 <Serenity> I dont care what temp itnis
49:00 <Serenity> it is
49:00 <Bastardly_One> come over then
49:00 <MadScientist> a bong or 20
49:00 <The_Baron> I'm in the same boat
49:00 <The_Baron> for once, I aint got shit to smoke
49:00 <Bastardly_One> come over the three of you
49:00 <The_Baron> prolly best though
49:00 <The_Baron> the last month I been smoking a quarter a day
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't even need to score today/tomorrow
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but I am 
49:00 <The_Baron> so a break would prolly be best
50:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmm
50:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron aint comin over
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you two can
50:00 <Serenity> I haven't smoked in months
50:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that cunt is plain greedy 
50:00 <beehhh> asians here are wanna be aussie already comming to get your jobs
50:00 <simba> im cool not smoking every day now it makes actual seshes much better
50:00 <The_Baron> simba it does
50:00 <The_Baron> it's just, I just had a fuckload of weed around me
51:00 <Bastardly_One> why go to excess?
51:00 <Serenity> yeah I smoke so little cause I dont smoke often
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you can only get so wasted
51:00 <simba> its almost impossible to stop when everyone around you isnt 
51:00 <beehhh> you control drugs after so many perished away
51:00 <Bastardly_One> so why be a pig?
51:00 <The_Baron> because, I can
51:00 <Bastardly_One> strangely I'm the opposite of that simba
51:00 <Serenity> one teenie tiny cone does me in
51:00 <The_Baron> I sell a quarter pound, I end up with an ounce to myself
51:00 <Serenity> its great
51:00 <The_Baron> what else am I gonna do with it?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you
52:00 <Bastardly_One> re
52:00 <Bastardly_One> still not welcome tonight :P
52:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
52:00 <The_Baron> sall good
52:00 <Bastardly_One> pig
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <The_Baron> I don't think a 2000 km + trip is really worth a sesh in ballarat
53:00 <The_Baron> :P
53:00 <Bastardly_One> even a 10km trip
53:00 <Serenity> not for his weed
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hole
53:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, at the moment it's fucking brilliant
53:00 <Bastardly_One> really good indica stuff
53:00 <The_Baron> the Kush Kraze my man
54:00 <simba> bush weed 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly what it is 
54:00 <exem> is it possible to get khat in Australia
54:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh this is kush
54:00 <The_Baron> hell, I been noticing more locally grown Kush strains here in gold coast
54:00 <Serenity> my friend is into this legal shit atm. ugh
54:00 <exem> ive been reading about it to troll Student
54:00 <The_Baron> exem, yes
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh The_Baron, go up the road
54:00 <The_Baron> some happy high herb shops still sell the plants
54:00 <Bastardly_One> sunshine coast
54:00 <Bastardly_One> heaps of it 
54:00 <The_Baron> yeah I know
54:00 <doctor> you lot make it sound so easy
55:00 <exem> how come they need to make elite police task forces
55:00 <exem> like a squad of 1,500
55:00 <Serenity> what's easy
55:00 <Bastardly_One> because they
55:00 <doctor> getting drugs
55:00 <Bastardly_One> are not making money off that particular dealer
55:00 <The_Baron> doctor, well, when one has contacts
55:00 <Serenity> oh
55:00 <The_Baron> it's heaps easy
55:00 <Bastardly_One> is the main reason
55:00 <exem> the same reason they think they can stop piracy by blocking thepiratebay.se
55:00 <Serenity> its not here in perth
55:00 <doctor> probably because i'm a sheltered shutin
56:00 <The_Baron> doctor, could be
56:00 <Serenity> my guy only just got new stuff in
56:00 <The_Baron> the only thing I learned is, when u play underground bush parties
56:00 <Bastardly_One> no, its who you know everywhere The_Baron
56:00 <The_Baron> getting drugs becomes TOO EASY
56:00 <The_Baron> @:P
57:00 <Serenity> I like that I cant get it whenever I want tbh
57:00 <The_Baron> b1, it's always who u know
57:00 <doctor> oh yeah i noticed one of those the other month out in chittering
57:00 <simba> u can probably find a stoner group in ur area on reddit or something these days, just look 2 the internet!!!
57:00 <exem> when you're pushed, finding drugs is as easy as breathing
57:00 <The_Baron> the problem I got atm is, the demand up here has been crazy
57:00 <The_Baron> all I could find today was shitty bush someone did not store properly
57:00 <doctor> wondering what the heck would be so interesting throwing a party out in the middle of the bush when its pitch black
57:00 <The_Baron> so I declined
58:00 <doctor> then it occured to me
58:00 <The_Baron> life is too short for shit weed
58:00 <doctor> made sense, not many cops out there
58:00 <Bastardly_One> because gangs are being taken down is my reasoning The_Baron
58:00 <Bastardly_One> up your way
58:00 <The_Baron> doctor, u do realise ppl bring generators and lights and shit to these parties?
58:00 <doctor> good idea simbad
58:00 <The_Baron> b1, CORRECT
58:00 <doctor> no i don't realise that
59:00 <The_Baron> also, a big source of good weed that was coming into gold coast was coming in from vic actually
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and down here a lot of the old farmers just can't be fucked anymore
59:00 <exem> you would be staring in shock if you ever turned up to a doof, doctor
59:00 <doctor> i'd have to leave immediately. the senses would go into overdrive
00:00 <exem> probably not a safe place for an ultra-introverted and anti-person like you
00:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10526153_1447969822144842_6783135411035822701_n.jpg?oh=4ee109b6feddcba2063a952c22ba12e5&oe=5464950B&__gda__=1415363890_5131568ef268a13d9139e769dbe1b519
00:00 <mrdanger> not bad if you do enough drugs
00:00 <exem> you'd be the only person wearing shoes and you'd feel left out
00:00 <The_Baron> LIGHTS CUNTZ
00:00 <The_Baron> :P
00:00 <exem> 'excuse me this doof has a barefeet policy'
00:00 <doctor> my $30 big w sneakers that have lasted me 8 years
00:00 <exem> 'go walk 1000km back home'
01:00 <The_Baron> the best thing lately is, we actually found 2 security gaurds who are full on doofers
01:00 <The_Baron> and they work for peanuts
01:00 <exem> would there ever be much trouble though. unless you get 'crashers'
01:00 <Serenity>  no
02:00 <Serenity> no... shoes?
02:00 <beehhh> irc no good for brain
02:00 <The_Baron> exem, lately there are crashers
02:00 <exem> hey beehhh im still working on rewiring your synaptic weights
02:00 <simba> less austnet more tuna, beehhh
02:00 <The_Baron> usually cunts from nimbin or kyogle
02:00 <exem> what are those crashers like?
02:00 <beehhh> listen to classical musics
02:00 <exem> oh isnt nimbin the hippy capital
02:00 <The_Baron> lil thugs who come to doofs bashing ppl for their drugs and shit
02:00 <exem> never heard of kyogle
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the smack capital now exem
02:00 <exem> nasty
02:00 <The_Baron> actually had a DJ few years ago get stabbed
03:00 <The_Baron> hence why we have security now
03:00 <Bastardly_One> seedy as 
03:00 <idLst> ../join #istanbul
03:00 <exem> this is quite surprising
03:00 <exem> what was it over?
03:00 <exem> or just psychotic
03:00 <The_Baron> here's what happened
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you go through nimbin now exem
03:00 <The_Baron> heaps of ppl got bashed and robbed
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and people are nodding off in the main drag
03:00 <The_Baron> the DJ decided to stop the music and get ppl to recoup
03:00 <The_Baron> then one of these fuckers tells the DJ to keep spinnin
04:00 <exem> sounds like a bikie gang robbed a bunch of amish
04:00 <The_Baron> he says "nah I can't..."
04:00 <The_Baron> and then yeah cops a knife to the guts
04:00 <beehhh> eat more detox fruits n that
04:00 <The_Baron> exem it kinda is
04:00 <exem> and he just happened to have a knife on him
04:00 <exem> might have been for cutting shrooms to share
04:00 <The_Baron> doofers to thugs are like the english to vikings
04:00 <The_Baron> might as well be monks ripe for the picking
04:00 <The_Baron> :P#
05:00 <exem> it's Avatar all over again!!!
05:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, that is actually something that does happen from time to time 
05:00 <exem> pretty sure there's been an Avatar themed doof by now
05:00 <The_Baron> but the parties we have put on up this way, no probs overall
06:00 <exem> how large was that stabby party?
06:00 <The_Baron> that was actually a small do 
06:00 <The_Baron> only 190 ppl
06:00 <Bastardly_One> knife ... party
06:00 <The_Baron> *groan*
06:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
07:00 <exem> TheRon would say that. but he doesnt know of any EDM artists other than Guetta
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's an artist?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> since when?
07:00 <exem> since George Bush Jnr is an artist too
08:00 <doctor> he's a "recovering alcoholic" so arts his new outlet
08:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOJC8Rq9eis
08:00 <exem> i dont trust a DJ/artist that wears sunnies all the time. it suggests to me they spend more time partying than work. they probably just take enough drugs to fake it on stage
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Enchanted Laser - 1st full Rough cut (Aug 21, 2014) 1:11 - Category: People & Blogs - 10 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
08:00 <The_Baron> oh a rough vid from the last party
09:00 <The_Baron> can see me headbaning at the :10 mark
09:00 <The_Baron> headbanging*
10:00 <The_Baron> sorry :13 mark
11:00 <British^Meat> TheRon kinda, irritates me :/
12:00 <screwss> oh hell naw
12:00 <simba> TheRon reckons hes aussie but he doesnt even eat tomato sauce
12:00 <simba> i mean WHAT THE FUEKC
12:00 <The_Baron> ^^
13:00 <exem> Simpsons wouldnt be the same without Grandpa Simpson though
13:00 <exem> is he the bbq sauce guy
13:00 <exem> there was some guy here that refuses to have tomato sauce and just uses bbq sauce in everything instead
14:00 <The_Baron> why limit yourself to one condiment?
14:00 <The_Baron> that's crazy talk
14:00 <simba> is it ullillia
14:00 <exem> Australia[edit]
14:00 <exem> In Australia, "barbecue sauce" principally refers to a condiment in the same regard as ketchup. Typically it is a caramelized tomato-based sauce, dark brown in color, replicating the smokey flavors of barbecue grilling. Australian barbecue sauce made at home is sometimes simply a blend of tomato sauce and Worcestershire sauce. 
14:00 <exem> pwn3d
15:00 <exem> it's like he's saying he hates bicycles but rides a tandem with ana_ng
15:00 <The_Baron> hehehehe
16:00 <exem> will have to confront him about this one day. ill wait after his favourite team gets thrashed
16:00 <Maurice> My husband hates how bbq sauce is put automatically on most burgers and stuff
16:00 <exem> synergetic harassment
17:00 <simba> im right here Maurice
18:00 <Maurice> I even put tomato sauce on cheese sandwiches
18:00 <Maurice> Love that shit
18:00 <ATS63> kfc burgers with bbq sauce and cheese. It has its place
18:00 <The_Baron> my fave condiment lately is Kewpie Mayonnaise
19:00 <simba> aioli in burgers owns
19:00 <The_Baron> love me some jap mayo
19:00 <ATS63> Sometimes I make sandwiches of cheese, tomato sauce and pepperoni... microwave that shit and its like a mini pizza
19:00 <The_Baron> yeah aioli is what I had with my lamb burger tonight
19:00 <The_Baron> went down a treat
19:00 <Maurice> I had a chicken burger with aioli the other day
19:00 <Maurice> Nom
19:00 <simba> that stuff tastes 2 good
19:00 <exem> chips chips chi1ps
20:00 <Serenity> I love chups
26:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10580101_10153145172776959_9215144265268232061_n.jpg?oh=c21e49d2d357c4b29867b9fe16d05c07&oe=546C6BFB&__gda__=1416553886_288c9c8729d20fd9a6a68582bd1f81c8
26:00 <The_Baron> damn right!
33:00 <exem> what if they spend too much amused by the shiny metallic base and forget what they were supposed to do
37:00 <ATS63> Word. Hunting licenses in TAS seem really lax
38:00 <ATS63> I might have to plan some trips
39:00 <exem> pretty good track, thestig 
39:00 <exem> thebaron
40:00 <exem> reminds me older stuff
41:00 <exem> Ehehehehe kookaburra
42:00 <exem> did you find an Australia native fauna sample CD :D
42:00 <exem> gets even better after 4:50
42:00 <exem> and again at 5:13
43:00 <exem> crap he isnt even here
44:00 <exem> ~ AsTral PlaNe ~
44:00 <screwss> nicky minaj, what the hell
45:00 <exem> satan's spawn. ever seen its lips? it's a portal to hell itself
45:00 <screwss> what is goin on with that behind
45:00 <simba> if i had a dime for every rhymer that bust guns id have a cool mil for my sons in trust funds
46:00 <screwss> that was dope yo
46:00 <screwss> you neva told me you rapped
47:00 <simba> ur always picturing me in ur mind
47:00 <exem> screwss aint got nothin' to lose
49:00 <screwss> mf doom
49:00 <screwss> i knew that didnt belong to you simba 
49:00 <simba> DOOM was always known to keep the best girls backs bent
50:00 <exem> simba why u steal lyrics yanno it sends scrwss inta hysterics
51:00 <simba> cos im a new age internet lyric thief
52:00 <exem> screwsss ur da man u google coz ya can u never leave home with ya internet tan
53:00 <simba> screwss absolutely loves hip hop - from eminem to snoop dogg, and even the underground shit like jay z
56:00 <screwss> listening to you guys is a lot of fun but you couldnt sell 2 copies if you pressed a double album
56:00 <screwss> word
58:00 <exem> i heard he goes to hip hop clubs with names like "Da Bootie Calls" and tells them all he knows Bangs (aka Ajak Chol from Sudan)
59:00 <simba> less eminem, more DOOM
59:00 <exem> hey girl u kno that tune take u2 da movies... yeah i was the inspiration for dat song
00:00 <simba> bangs
00:00 <simba> your boy bangs
00:00 <screwss> exem never seen a girl in his life this man is perennially reliant on his right hand
00:00 <exem> yes, for writing
01:00 <exem> im right handed
01:00 <simba> this is my fav tetris theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9WPbCmLmD4
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tetris Theme C (Feb 2, 2008) 1:40 - Category: Music - 270,306 - 623 likes (98%), 13 dislikes (2%)
01:00 <simba> i think its a reworked tchaikovsky number or something
01:00 <simba> 1 of those old kents
02:00 <screwss> post the tetris link again
03:00 <simba> There is no Tetris link.
03:00 <simba> Only a thought in your mind that took the shape of a Tetris link.
04:00 <exem> sounds more baroque to me
04:00 <screwss> just hit the up arrow
04:00 <screwss> and hit enter
05:00 <exem> but they are definitely inspired by something from ages ago
05:00 <simba> oh theme A is
06:00 <simba> lol
06:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rdg5eGaZe0
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Original NES Tetris Music A (Sep 5, 2009) 3:40 - Category: Gaming - 44,035 - 133 likes (96.4%), 5 dislikes (3.6%)
07:00 <simba> nutcracker in 8bit form
08:00 <simba> from russia with fun
09:00 <exem> with cum
11:00 <exem> so theme c was based on bach (mostly baroque)
12:00 <exem> i can never remember the titles though
13:00 <simba> cos theyre all like suite #34 in e flat or w/e
13:00 <exem> yeah
13:00 <exem> or dopus 420
14:00 <simba> lolll
14:00 <simba> “Dopius verse 4:20 - and God lit the spliff and passed it amongst his deciples (2) and Jesus inhaled the deepest and transcended the known boundaries of psychoactive drugs (3) and God smiled for his Son was starting to See”
15:00 <screwss> dopius verse
15:00 <screwss> that verse was dope-ius
15:00 <screwss> heh
16:00 <exem> and he took DMT on the 30th day and ascended to the Heavens but before he left he told them where his stash was so they too could be with him
17:00 <simba> gold, frankensense and DMT
17:00 <exem> very wise men from Nimbin
17:00 <exem> the far east (im from perth)
18:00 <exem> it's all relative m8
18:00 <screwss> simba: listened to the tetris tune
18:00 <screwss> was cool
18:00 <screwss> thats some trippy lsd stuff there
19:00 <exem> this might be to edgy for you screwss. also coming straight from the Russian underground
19:00 <exem> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjxNnqTcHhg
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Popcorn Original Song (Sep 21, 2011) 3:48 - Category: Music - 2,100,748 - 7,989 likes (96.1%), 321 dislikes (3.9%)
19:00 <exem> too*
20:00 <screwss> why do you guys think im not hardcore
20:00 <simba> Kallinikos Tompoulidism
20:00 <simba> I know that guy, he’s Greek
20:00 <screwss> i was raised on the hip hop
20:00 <screwss> im OG
20:00 <screwss> yo
21:00 <exem> USSR u killed ur Tsar but ur music make u a star!
22:00 <exem> you were an original beastie boy member werent you screwss 
22:00 <exem> but you quit the band because you wanted to finish law school
26:00 <simba> he played the triangle
26:00 <simba> one of the most controversial signs in hip hop
26:00 <exem> ilLumInatI
27:00 <simba> ILLUMITELLI
28:00 <simba> BALONATI
28:00 <exem> DORITOS 
28:00 <exem> -- greek god of sustenance
33:00 <simba> had the yellow doritos before
33:00 <simba> red > green > yellow 
33:00 <exem> stop, kgo, nah wait xm is here
35:00 <screwss> im still listening to popcorn
35:00 <exem> it's a beautiful song screwss 
36:00 <exem> im watching this now
36:00 <exem> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgp1a1ZweIo
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How to play Popcorn on Piano (Mar 2, 2011) 2:51 - Category: Howto & Style - 220,325 - 677 likes (95.2%), 34 dislikes (4.8%)
36:00 <exem> it's like traffic
36:00 <exem> cars, trucks, cyclists and pedestrians
36:00 <exem> all marching to the song of popcorn
36:00 <screwss> im watching
36:00 <exem> with the keyboardist being in control of the traffic
36:00 <screwss> http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/channel/the-90s-the-last-great-decade/episodes/great-expectations/
24:00 <exem> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10559726_10152572109784526_2132223186499892276_n.jpg?oh=6b9326caf37cdcbc7609abec1d4b5775&oe=54603691&__gda__=1417073532_87c0d5c69e4a530f61a2e78bbe4cf437 <--- if that were 2014 instead this place would be a ghost town
00:00 <zapbuzz> hiyas
06:00 <beehhh> irc has been rort
10:00 <zapbuzz> how so?
12:00 <beehhh> i cant get a visa back
13:00 <beehhh> all cunt betrayed
14:00 <zapbuzz> thats sad
14:00 <Bastardly_One> go home beehhh you're drunk
15:00 <Student> he is already home 
23:00 <^_bonny_15_^> Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile
23:00 <zapbuzz> lol
24:00 <zapbuzz> crap still runs on melbourne
25:00 <zapbuzz> any1 know what the tools name is that cuts ear hairs out? is it a nose trimmer?
26:00 <xm> are you paki or something. or over 60
27:00 <Student> ha ha 
27:00 <zapbuzz> actually i am 36 they call me the wolfman
27:00 <Bastardly_One> or going bald
27:00 <zapbuzz> yes going bald too
28:00 <xm> Student, it was just that in year 8 i had a science book and there was a photo of a paki man with so much hair out of his ears
28:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya 
28:00 <Student> ha ha xm
28:00 <Bastardly_One> starts growing out of your ears when you lose it on top
29:00 <zapbuzz> man thats like a consolation prize for me but still its gotta go
30:00 <xm> unfortunately the wax in your ears probably wont help with the removal of the hair
30:00 <xm> if it did work you wouldnt be able to hear yourself scream
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it does affect your hearing after a while I'm led to believe
31:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure that is true but yeah 
32:00 <zapbuzz> i wish i was young again
32:00 <zapbuzz> my hair has gone silver im only 36 omg
32:00 <xm> my favourite theory is that since we hear by using hair cells the growth of even more means that with old age we become more sensitive to young people's music
32:00 <xm> hence all the old people screaming, "turn that racket down!"
32:00 <zapbuzz> lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish that were true 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm going deafer I think 
33:00 <xm> you need to transplant your pubes to your ears m8
33:00 <xm> pubes never end
33:00 <zapbuzz> the hum of my zalman heatsink is enough to make anyone deaf
33:00 <xm> there's a never ending supply
33:00 <xm> i bet even people having chemo have excessive pube problems
33:00 <Student> nor the hairs on the sides of a bald man 
34:00 <xm> zapbuzz, i used to have very noisy machines
34:00 <xm> now this lappy is ultra quiet
34:00 <xm> i couldnt go back
34:00 <xm> when i sometimes turn the PC back on i feel like im taking a tour on a wind farm
35:00 <xm> i did heaps of tasks tonight. im a good good boy <3
35:00 <xm> night
43:00 <zapbuzz> yeah edit a video ment yer lappy or die waiting lol
43:00 <zapbuzz> *melt
50:00 <zapbuzz> i'd use the stock intel heatsink which is quiet but ithose pins omg
09:00 <zapbuzz> boy i got drunk i said hello sir it was a surfboard woman she slapped me lol
11:00 <zapbuzz> if shes there next time i'll ask her out LOL
11:00 <zapbuzz> nitey nite
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Suge Knight shot 6 times at Chris Brown’s pre-VMAs party in Los Angeles: report
27:00 <Bastardly_One> The rap mogul was reportedly seriously injured and rushed to the hospital, where he is said to be recovering in ICU. Knight and two others were reportedly the victims of shots said to be aimed at Brown and possibly Justin Bieber. All the victims are expected to recover, the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department said in a statement.
09:00 <Fez> Hi
08:00 <Skirmish> Morning OceanicChick 
08:00 <mrdanger> Skirmish looking for a morning cyber session hey
09:00 <Skirmish> Nah I've got a headache. 
09:00 <Skirmish> Just a friendly good morning. 
10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol Skirmish
10:00 <Skirmish> No interest in putting on my wizard hat and robe and cybering.
11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha
15:00 <Skirmish> To consider a new role or not ... that is the question. 
16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im thinking of moving companies lol
16:00 <Skirmish> I moved about 10 months ago and now considering another move.  Just weighing it up.
17:00 <Skirmish> 6 year contract. 
17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> this company is starting to fuck us around big time
18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> plus since i moved sites im loosing money big time so i think a move to the mines is in call
23:00 <Skirmish> I left a company that was doing work at the RAAF base here because they were a bunch of fuckwits and now they've been replaced I've been offered my old job back with the new company. 
23:00 <Lumeah> So ya taking it? 
23:00 <Skirmish> Not sure. 
24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> what company took over
24:00 <Skirmish> MSS
24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah figured as much, as they have RAAF base Amberley here
25:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I hear they got NSW north of Sydney and all of Queensland.
25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah they have had most of queensland for a few years now
25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> they got all army bases and am now working on the raaf bases
28:00 <Skirmish> You work for them?
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah im army reserves lol
29:00 <Skirmish> ok
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> 20 STA :)
32:00 <doctor> thought I saw an alien spacecraft come to rescue me in the deep blue sky, turns out it was just eye gunk
32:00 <ilmRg1InT> dont ya hate that?
32:00 <doctor> life is.... one constant bitter disappointment
33:00 <Skirmish> Well, that is that done.  See what they say. 
34:00 <Skirmish> lol doctor.  Damn you eye floaters!  DAMN YOU! 
37:00 <doctor> it was a pleasant moment while it lasted, and so i'll never wash my eyes again. the eye gunk has been good to me
38:00 <ATS63> Just get a boob job, it'll solve everything
38:00 <ATS63> Big tits = big tips
42:00 <MadScientist> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Blaze Ya Dead Homie : Zip Codez N' Time Zones [Clockwork Gray - 2007]
42:00 <Skirmish> Well it's been a productive morning.  I wonder what I can get up this afternoon.  I want to jump the fence and tape the mouth shut on the dog next door. 
42:00 <Skirmish> Fucking thing never stops barking and even though the people are home they don't shut it up.
45:00 <ATS63> You know, you could choose to ignore it
47:00 <ilmRg1InT> Skirmish: there are methods to stop that, via the council.
47:00 <ATS63> Yea if you call them, they send in a dog negotiator to council the dog
47:00 <Serenity> do what happened to my mums old neighbours dog
47:00 <ilmRg1InT> you typically have to make a complaint, they'll send you a diary - which you fill in, etc - and then they'll come out and check the situation, and make a judgement - often results in the owner getting fined and/or being told to remove their pet
47:00 <Serenity> someone tied it to a brick n threw it in the pool
48:00 <ilmRg1InT> wow :S
48:00 <doctor> making an enemy of a neighbour usually ends with someone having to move
48:00 <MadScientist> yeh
48:00 <MadScientist> brutal
49:00 <Skirmish> It's not my house, I'm not complaining about the neighbours and starting shit for K's parents. 
50:00 <ATS63> You know, you could choose to ignore it
50:00 <Skirmish> I am mostly, but I needed to share with my irc frenz. 
51:00 <ilmRg1InT> isnt that what twitter/facebook is for?
51:00 <ATS63> Oh right. I should take my own advice
51:00 <Skirmish> ilmRg1InT: Great idea.  I will update now.
52:00 <ATS63> Suggestion: "Violence towards animals is never okay. Unless its my neighbours dog that won't shut the fuck up"
53:00 <Skirmish> Nah I don't hurt animals.
53:00 <ATS63> Why not? It gets the ladies
53:00 <Skirmish> I have no interest in a lady that enjoys cruelty to animals.
54:00 <doctor> There used to be this little whinging dog behind us that would bawl for most of the day, then one day it stopped
54:00 <doctor> havent heard from it every again
55:00 <ATS63> Probably someone spoke to it kindly and it wasn't ultimately killed via its owners neglect
55:00 <doctor> now theres just the screams of upset children and frustrated parents
56:00 <doctor> possible ATS63
56:00 <doctor> I think they gave it away
56:00 <ATS63> To the RSPCA who care for animals with gas?
57:00 <doctor> maybe, maybe they took it away down to the open farm to frolic free for the rest of its days
58:00 <BlackDevil> okay
58:00 <BlackDevil> okies
58:00 <BlackDevil> but not ok's
58:00 <BlackDevil> but ok
58:00 <doctor> k
58:00 <BlackDevil> yea
58:00 <BlackDevil> odd
58:00 <BlackDevil> huh
59:00 <ATS63> BlackDevil: would you like some carmax?
59:00 <BlackDevil> no
59:00 <Skirmish> AAARGH I think Hayfever season just started here. 
59:00 <doctor> losing your grip or is it gripped too tight?
00:00 <ATS63> http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/south-park/clip-thumbnails/season-13/1303/south-park-s13e03c08-yeah-no-yeah-16x9.jpg?
01:00 <ATS63> mmm yeah no yeaah
16:00 <damio> fk u ya gook i'll cut ya
16:00 <BlackDevil> last ep of true blood is out
16:00 <BlackDevil> lets spoil it
17:00 <damio> k
17:00 <damio> wt seseon n wat ep?
17:00 <damio> I will paste a synposis
18:00 <BlackDevil> last season and episode of true blood
22:00 <damio> Sookie asks Bill WTF? about his decision. He explains, and then he asks her to kill him with her fairy light.
22:00 <damio> Eric and Pam kill the Yakuza cowboy and set Sarah Newlin/ New-Me “free.”\
22:00 <damio> Sarah Newlin asks Pam to turn her. She says no, but she sips a little New-Me juice to vaccinate herself.
22:00 <damio> essica and Hoyt get married before Bill “passes.”
22:00 <MadScientist> another fuckin moron
23:00 <damio> Sookie hears Bill’s thoughts for the first time.
23:00 <damio> lol
23:00 <damio> is this even the show?
23:00 <damio> 'cause I have no idea
23:00 <British^Meat> who are you talking to damio?
23:00 <damio> no idea...
23:00 <damio> blackdevil
23:00 <damio> I thought
23:00 <MadScientist> hes another BlackDevil follower
24:00 <damio> a follower?
24:00 <MadScientist> being a troll
24:00 <damio> yes
24:00 <damio> lol
24:00 <Skirmish> damio is trying to break B1's 31000 lines record.
24:00 <British^Meat> hah
24:00 <damio> ahahaha
24:00 <damio> what a great channel :)
24:00 <damio> b1 record holder
25:00 <damio> b1 is the most ircified
25:00 <damio> Sookie saves her fairy light, and she stakes Bill instead. Took up 80 percent of the show.
26:00 <Serenity> theyre both being fuckheads
26:00 <Serenity> ive ignored them
26:00 <BlackDevil> Serenity cant ignore me
26:00 <damio> lol is that the actualy show?
26:00 <damio> sookie?
26:00 <damio> fairy lights?
26:00 <BlackDevil> Sookie asks Bill WTF? about his decision. He explains, and then he asks her to kill him with her fairy light.
26:00 <damio> lol
26:00 <BlackDevil> someone googled that
26:00 <BlackDevil> because it happened
26:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
26:00 <damio> thank goodnes I don't follow that
26:00 <BlackDevil> Serenity watches it
27:00 <damio> lol
27:00 <damio> I thought it  was for teenyboppers
28:00 <damio> i do like me a hbo show tho
28:00 <British^Meat> lol true blood
28:00 <British^Meat> gawsh
29:00 <Serenity> some of us like it
29:00 <Serenity> so not being a cock head woild be good
29:00 <British^Meat> i hope BlackDevil only watches it to troll u
29:00 <BlackDevil> i stopped caring after the 3 season
29:00 <damio> serenity wanna grab a cold onw 2nite?
29:00 <British^Meat> oh so u do watch it to troll Serenity
29:00 <BlackDevil> just watching it because to see how the story line ends
29:00 <British^Meat> Thats uber lame
30:00 <British^Meat> nah, youre lame
30:00 <BlackDevil> i am
30:00 <British^Meat> yup
30:00 <MadScientist> BlackDevil is a fuckwit of the highest order
30:00 <BlackDevil> i think the witches season is what killed the show
30:00 <BlackDevil> yup i am
30:00 <BlackDevil> proud of it
30:00 <MadScientist> and it seems damio is sucking at bd's asshole
30:00 <damio> wittyfuk
30:00 <damio> rimjob 4 ya
30:00 <Serenity> damio is worse than a troll
30:00 <BlackDevil> damio does a nice job on my asshole
30:00 <Skirmish> damio has plunger lips.
30:00 <British^Meat> gross
30:00 <Serenity> he does allbthis stupid shit to make friends
30:00 <damio> lol
31:00 <British^Meat> is damio new to irc?
31:00 <damio> yeh serenity
31:00 <Serenity> like slag people off in cats to be friends with them
31:00 <damio> be my friend
31:00 <damio> i invite u for a cold one
31:00 <Serenity> seems that way
31:00 <Serenity> he sucks up Fred bears ring
31:00 <British^Meat> oh, he a #cats user?
31:00 <BlackDevil> wow in car green screen driving was shit
31:00 <damio> lol
31:00 <British^Meat> Says it all, no more needs to be said
31:00 <Serenity> yeah
31:00 <Serenity> hes a loser
31:00 <damio> lk at my nick
31:00 <damio> u can see
31:00 <damio> i mean
31:00 <damio> vhost
31:00 <damio> cats 4 eva
33:00 <damio> bm how big r ya?
33:00 <damio> with a name like that
33:00 <damio> im thinkin a good ol slab
33:00 <damio> of meat
33:00 <British^Meat> u will recieve no more attention from me
33:00 <damio> :P
34:00 <Serenity> hes obviously desperate to impress people and have friends lol hut he picked the biggest toads to impress
34:00 <Skirmish> lol cats 4 eva.  
34:00 <British^Meat> is he actually Spence?
34:00 <BlackDevil> Eric and Pam kill the Yakuza cowboy and set Sarah Newlin/ New-Me “free.”\
35:00 <damio> i chose you serenity
35:00 <British^Meat> Y R U doing that BlackDevil?
35:00 <bradd_pitts> sezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
35:00 <damio> but ur too cool
35:00 <MadScientist> spence was the biggest cock smoker
35:00 <damio> :(
35:00 <British^Meat> I think we've had this conversation before where i informed you that people DONT want plot lines for series ruined
35:00 <BlackDevil> just posting what damio did
35:00 <damio> mad bitch on irc
35:00 <British^Meat> Unless you're just being a troll
35:00 <MadScientist> damio shes got you ignored ya fucking freak
36:00 <British^Meat> ohhhhh, being a troll, carry on
36:00 <BlackDevil> i just got to that scene
36:00 <damio> how do i know?
36:00 <Skirmish> Spence must have taken some bad trips because lately he sounds more like Kuniva.
36:00 <Serenity> is he trying to ruin it still lol
36:00 <MadScientist> yeh
36:00 <bradd_pitts> rude bitch sif ignore me
36:00 <Serenity> im on my phone
36:00 <Serenity> hellooo
36:00 <bradd_pitts> I FINISHED.
36:00 <Serenity> wahoo
36:00 <bradd_pitts> my eye is twitching cos i need sleep, but I finished!!!!!!!
36:00 <BlackDevil> Sarah Newlin has nice tits
37:00 <damio> i feel that
37:00 <damio> day3
37:00 <BlackDevil> happening now, Sarah Newlin asks Pam to turn her. She says no, but she sips a little New-Me juice to vaccinate herself.
37:00 <MadScientist> noone cares damio fuckoff
37:00 <damio> cares what?
37:00 <bradd_pitts> woah
38:00 <bradd_pitts> whatd i miss
38:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
38:00 <Serenity> I dont even know what he's saying
38:00 <bradd_pitts> he said day 3
38:00 <Serenity> but hes a fucking dead shit
38:00 <bradd_pitts> to me
38:00 <bradd_pitts> no sleep
38:00 <British^Meat> lolf
38:00 <Serenity> xm can say what a good person he is all he wants
38:00 <Serenity> damio is the same category as shads n joel
39:00 <bradd_pitts> mm i has spinach and ricotta pastizis cooking away for lunch
39:00 <bradd_pitts> :"''''''')
39:00 <British^Meat> damio on #cats 
39:00 <British^Meat> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
40:00 <bradd_pitts> huh
40:00 <Serenity> wonder if hes pming me lol
40:00 <bradd_pitts> do you see the ban
40:00 <bradd_pitts> if hes on ignore
40:00 <MadScientist> #cats aka #therejectsthatnoonewantsintheirchannelscostheyrefuckheads
40:00 <Serenity> what ban the one I set?
41:00 <MadScientist> ignore is just for stuff he types
41:00 <MadScientist> join/part/ban/kick all come thru still
41:00 <BlackDevil> Jessica and Hoyt get married before Bill passes.
41:00 <BlackDevil> im in that channel
41:00 <MadScientist> can we ban BlackDevil too
41:00 <MadScientist> yes u belong there
42:00 <Serenity> wouldnt it be lovely
42:00 <British^Meat> lol
42:00 <British^Meat> speaks volumes that u are BlackDevil
42:00 <MadScientist> ^
43:00 <BlackDevil> you cant ban me
43:00 <MadScientist> unfortunately
44:00 <BlackDevil> `ban BlackDevil
44:00 <MadScientist> dickhead fucked it
44:00 <BlackDevil> stupid +J
44:00 <MadScientist> one day
44:00 <MadScientist> one day we will rid this place of your infestation
45:00 <BlackDevil> lol
49:00 <Shadowgate> MadScientist kills people of laughter
52:00 <Skirmish> What am I going to have for lunch.  Sea Shantys? 
52:00 <BlackDevil> hunger games
57:00 <BlackDevil> i need to change my panties
59:00 <BlackDevil> this wedding is making them soak
00:00 <BlackDevil> ed
01:00 <BlackDevil> <damio> Sookie hears Bill’s thoughts for the first time.
04:00 <Skirmish> Ok, need to find food and organise myself a midday movie.
06:00 <ilmRg1InT> i really dont like blackdevil.
06:00 <Skirmish> just ignore him
07:00 <BlackDevil> eat a hot dog
07:00 <BlackDevil> like eating a dick
07:00 <Shadowgate> lol
07:00 <BlackDevil> and no fucks given ilmRg1InT
07:00 <BlackDevil> we are all trying to catch up to b1's record
08:00 <ilmRg1InT> it's a sad indictment of the state of austnet when people like BlackDevil are ircops
08:00 <BlackDevil> i know
09:00 <BlackDevil> we should have element and plivent as IRCops
09:00 <BlackDevil> make it a safer place
10:00 <BlackDevil> better yet, lets give you oper status ilmRg1InT
11:00 <BlackDevil> offered expired
11:00 <BlackDevil> nice try
12:00 <ilmRg1InT> you couldnt give me an o:line if you tried.
12:00 <BlackDevil> sookiw meets bill in the cementary
12:00 <ilmRg1InT> well, i suppose you could configure it - but it would never be used.
12:00 <BlackDevil> i can do a lot of things
12:00 <ilmRg1InT> assuming you even have access to any ircd.conf's, which seems unlikely
12:00 <BlackDevil> like meow
12:00 <ilmRg1InT> ahuh
12:00 <BlackDevil> and bar
12:00 <ilmRg1InT> poorly.
12:00 <BlackDevil> k
15:00 <BlackDevil> bill is in a coffin
17:00 <Skirmish> Lunch in the oven, movie on the tv.  I feel like an old unemployed person .... OMFG ... this must be what it's like to be B1. 
18:00 <Shadowgate> SKirmish had lunch in the oven lol
19:00 <Skirmish> Yis, in the oven.  Some lovely beef sausage rolls, a few mini spring rolls and a sea shanty.  Living the dream ladies, living the dream. 
20:00 <BlackDevil> and sookie killed bill
20:00 <Skirmish> Anyone that actually likes True Blood has you on ignore BlackDevil. Why waste your time?
20:00 <BlackDevil> because of rabies
21:00 <Skirmish> Why associate yourself with the likes of Kuniva, TheMayo and Pieter? 
22:00 <Skirmish> All you're doing it putting yourself at their level. 
22:00 <Skirmish> Anyway ... it's your call.  Please, continue. 
23:00 <ATS63> Lames. My ASL modem blew up
23:00 <Skirmish> That's got to suck. 
24:00 <BlackDevil> sookie is preggers
24:00 <BlackDevil> jason has 3 kids
25:00 <ATS63> Not really, was on the way out for ages, I was just too lazy to replace it
25:00 <BlackDevil> sam came back
25:00 <ATS63> Also I got KFC while I was out :D
26:00 <Skirmish> Awwwww yeah that would be nice. 
26:00 <MarleyQuinn> Nggh. 
28:00 <ATS63> Ends up it wasn't the modem anyway, just the power supply. Although I hate that modem
29:00 <Skirmish> Afternoon Mrs Quinn, you catfisher you. 
40:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
41:00 <slinky_J> sup
43:00 <Lumeah> Pandy! 
44:00 <MarleyQuinn> Heh hola Skirmish
44:00 <slinky_J> :P
44:00 <MarleyQuinn> Fucking desk came and two pieces are cracked. Insert heartbreak here.
44:00 <Lumeah> :p
44:00 <Lumeah> Okkk. 
44:00 <slinky_J> lol@this doco on NITV, says there was a 150 year war in australia
45:00 <slinky_J> between whites and blacks
45:00 <Skirmish> Nawwww who did you get it through?
45:00 <Skirmish> Or was it the removalists?
46:00 <Skirmish> Hmmmm my lunch smells lovely. 
46:00 <British^Meat> i had pea and ham soup
47:00 <British^Meat> flanked with 2 pieces of butter wholegrain toast
47:00 <Lumeah> What u got Skirmish 
47:00 <MarleyQuinn> I think it was just in transit. Fuckin heavy as
47:00 <MarleyQuinn> Poor little Asian delivery guy nearly had a stroke bringing it in.
48:00 <Shadowgate> MarleyQuinn a big hair estimated person
49:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/jqxUo.jpg
49:00 <bradd_pitts> MarleyQuinn did you get ya punnet of strawbs
49:00 <MarleyQuinn> Hahaha bradd_pitts no not yer
50:00 <MarleyQuinn> Shadowgate wha?
50:00 <MarleyQuinn> Yet rather
50:00 <MarleyQuinn> Some fuckin punnet lool
50:00 <bradd_pitts> lool
52:00 <Quinn> Computer'd.
56:00 <Shadowgate> Quinn a lady teacher type character
57:00 <Quinn> I.. wat?
57:00 <Quinn> Are you on the pot?
59:00 <Mew> shes a medicine woman Shadowgate 
00:00 <Quinn> Quinn Medicine Catfish.
02:00 <Quinn> Ahoy chap
03:00 <TheRiddler> ahoy
05:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/EQL4O.jpg
05:00 <Quinn> :D! Sailor Mooooooooooooooooon
06:00 <TheRiddler> yes
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/zpvnl.jpg
06:00 <TheRiddler> it's bradd_pitts :p
06:00 <Quinn> Someone stole that lady's nipple.
07:00 <British^Meat> love your tits bradd_pitts
07:00 <British^Meat> sorry if that was rude
07:00 <British^Meat> but DAMN
07:00 <Loof> show me
09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <Loof> i just realised it beeps twice for all the concession card holders on public transport and once for full fare
11:00 <Loof> i cant see any other point in that than pointing out the unemployed people
11:00 <Loof> cunts
25:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/Rc70f.jpg
28:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/Eg2XC.jpg
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <TheRiddler> I found it hilarious
29:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/Ztotu.jpg picard n wife
30:00 <ATS63> Told ya monkeys eat bananas backwards
30:00 <Quinn> ^ Actually thats like the best way to open them.
31:00 <ATS63> Please explain
31:00 <doctor> doesn't look like a healthy way to eat bananas
31:00 <slinky_J> lol
31:00 <doctor> he could choke and harm his throat, I worry for him
31:00 <slinky_J> i put food in my bum n poop it str8 out
32:00 <slinky_J> no need 4 eating
32:00 <Quinn> http://lifehacker.com/5311002/open-a-banana-like-a-monkey
32:00 <doctor> that would make things a lot easier pandas
34:00 <BlackDevil> i like this pic http://i.imgur.com/jqxUo.jpg
35:00 <ATS63> I say the monkey demonstrating in that video lacks sufficient strength to do it properly
35:00 <ATS63> Also lifehacker articles are for retards
35:00 <ATS63> http://www.lifehacker.com.au/2014/07/deep-clean-greasy-stove-grates-with-the-help-of-boiling-water/
35:00 <Quinn> So many hacks for life.
36:00 <slinky_J> http://i1.wp.com/www.inkedmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/pulpfiction.jpg?resize=736%2C794&fit=522%2C780
36:00 <slinky_J> <3
36:00 <ATS63> Geez, hot water. All this time I've been using iced engine oil
36:00 <Quinn> Ooh, velly nice.
40:00 <Quinn> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t31.0-8/p526x395/331803_10151320010877177_1208625907_o.jpg
41:00 <Quinn> Legit took that last year, in the city near the ocean.
41:00 <doctor> lifehacker, cracked, collegehumour. all those kinds of sites are woeful
41:00 <Quinn> How so?
42:00 <doctor> they're filth producing machines defying the good word of our dear Lord Jesus Christ. that's why
42:00 <Quinn> e.e
42:00 <ilmRg1InT> next you'll tell us you hate watchmojo
43:00 <Quinn> Afk doing chores n shit.
43:00 <slinky_J> doing them in underwear for men on cam
43:00 <Quinn> No one wants to see me in underwear. Trust me.
43:00 <doctor> I do not even know what watchmojo is, and I'm thinking I best not
43:00 <Quinn> Thats just another 6 months of therapy that someone needn't afford.
44:00 <doctor> you are very kind to consider our wellbeing
44:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ Me,Myself & Irene. 
45:00 <ATS63> http://www.lifehacker.com.au/2014/08/how-to-rip-a-phonebook-in-half-video/
45:00 <doctor> i loved that movie
45:00 <doctor> well, still do
45:00 <ATS63> Wow, thats really going to come in handy
45:00 <ATS63> I face that problem every day
45:00 <doctor> lol
48:00 <ATS63> http://www.lifehacker.com.au/2014/08/ask-lh-will-switching-states-speed-up-my-p-plates/
48:00 <doctor> TheRon, got a spare?
48:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/8EuV8.jpg
48:00 <TheRiddler> yummy
48:00 <TheRon> tyre?
48:00 <ATS63> "If you.re just shy of the three-year mark, we.d recommend waiting so you can be instantly bumped up to a full licence."
48:00 <doctor> deckchair
49:00 <ATS63> [because you're obviously so stupid you cannot pass a driving test, demonstrated by your loyalty to lifehacker]
49:00 <TheRon> yes!
49:00 <ATS63> so pay unnecessary fees instead
50:00 <doctor> lifehack of the centuary : "avoid an uncertain future by killing yourself with these top 10 ways to complete suicide"
50:00 <TheRon> oasis - some might say
52:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/fqOiF.jpg
52:00 <TheRon> very nice, how much?
52:00 <ATS63> http://www.lifehacker.com.au/2014/08/the-os-linux-desktop/
52:00 <Skirmish> Welcome Doodle
53:00 <Skirmish> We've missed you.
53:00 <Doodle>  lies
53:00 <Skirmish> I have missed you. 
53:00 <ATS63> Coming up next, how to make your Commodore look like a Chevrolet
53:00 <Doodle> <3
53:00 <ilmRg1InT> ATS63: add some badges?
53:00 <Skirmish> Was just reading the log of Butthurt B1 when confronted by Quinn.  Great laughs. 
54:00 <Doodle> who is quinn
54:00 <Skirmish> MarleyQuinn: 
54:00 <Doodle> never heard of them
54:00 <ATS63> lifehacker readers need articles, and lifehacker needs advertising revenue from stupids
54:00 <Skirmish> They are a new addition to our server.
54:00 <Doodle> oh
54:00 <Doodle> so insignificant then
54:00 <Skirmish> I think they are going to fit in fine.
54:00 <ilmRg1InT> ATS63: most of the sites like that steal ideas from social media sites like slashdot, boingboign, reddit, 9gag, 4chan, etc.
54:00 <ATS63> ilmRg1InT: and monkeys
55:00 <ilmRg1InT> oh, yeah - monkeys.
56:00 <Quinn> I am Quinn/Marleyquinn
56:00 <ATS63> http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/aug/22/monkey-business-macaque-selfie-cant-be-copyrighted-say-us-and-uk
56:00 <Quinn> Ohhhhh you found it Skirmish?
57:00 <Quinn> "They" WE ARE QUINN. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
57:00 <BlackDevil> lets undress together and fuck each other dicks with our dicks
57:00 <ATS63> I bet David Slater is fuming that the only successful photo taken by his gear is when a monkey stole his camera, and he can't claim royalties for that
57:00 <BlackDevil> first to cum loses
57:00 <BlackDevil> and gets it in the bum
57:00 <ilmRg1InT> sword fighting ftl
57:00 <BlackDevil> yup
57:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH6TJU0qWoY
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Verve - Lucky Man (Feb 28, 2009) - Category: Music - 10,540,492 - 46,014 likes (98.5%), 706 dislikes (1.5%)
58:00 <ATS63> ie. a monkey is a better fagographer than david slater who is a professional fagographer
58:00 <Skirmish> lol he called her a pussyfart.
58:00 <Quinn> Skirmish have to copy paste it to me.
58:00 <Quinn> It was like midnight or something so I barely remember most of it. I was a sleepy.
59:00 <Skirmish> I was just reading the link you gave me. 
59:00 <Quinn> Ohhh
59:00 <TheRon> and when quinn the eskimo gets here everybody's gonna jump for joy
00:00 <Quinn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwO33oUawM8
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mad TV Corky - The Juice Pigs - I'm The Only Gay Eskimo (Mar 19, 2010) 3:01 - Category: Comedy - 543,301 - 3,669 likes (99.1%), 33 dislikes (0.9%)
01:00 <Skirmish> Quinn is the medicine woman.
02:00 <Quinn> Nono. I am Quinn, Medicine Catfish.
02:00 <Quinn> I swim by, and heal poor chaps.
02:00 <Doodle> O_o
03:00 <Skirmish> lol
03:00 <Skirmish> Well Miss Catfish, you know the punishment for not being attracted to creepy old internet men now don't you.
03:00 <Quinn> I have to go in the box again, don't I..
04:00 <slinky_J> get topless
04:00 <ATS63> chap fish? eh?
04:00 <ATS63> http://rlv.zcache.com.au/sir_fishy_mustached_fish_throw_pillow-r5cc2f13f479d4599bff444459f16a7fd_i52ni_8byvr_324.jpg
04:00 <Quinn> Chapfish.
05:00 <Quinn> HAHAHAH
05:00 <Doodle> i am so fucking lost
05:00 <ilmRg1InT> welcome to irc.
05:00 <Quinn> :D
06:00 <TheRon> i got a couple of burgers for lunch from the green parrot today doodle
06:00 <Doodle> onice
06:00 <Doodle> i should have waved on my way past
06:00 <TheRon> two old ladies who had no idea what they were doing
06:00 <slinky_J> yea well i have the best post
06:00 <slinky_J> and its LOLZ
06:00 <slinky_J> http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/these-ibiza-chicks-dancing-while-wearing-laser-beam-butt-plugs-thats-really-the-best-way-to-describe-them-are-wild/
06:00 <Doodle> lol yeh one of them is one of the canteen ladies from when i was a kid
06:00 <Doodle> so when i go there it feels like primary school
07:00 <partay> Doodle now you can root her
07:00 <Doodle> gross
07:00 <Doodle> she is like 60
07:00 <Quinn> "This is not my tampon"
07:00 <TheRon> one burger was supposed to be to tomato and no sauce, somehow one burger had sauce and the other had the tomato
07:00 <TheRon> no tomato no sauce
08:00 <ATS63> Tampons are the answer to global sea rise
08:00 <Doodle> lol
08:00 <Doodle> weird
08:00 <Quinn> brb again
08:00 <xm> Serenity, i wouldnt say anyone here is 'good'. no one i know in real life either. i have a fairly high tolerance for the trouble making in here for the very same reason i dont have a close relationship with most here either too. two sides of the same thin coin really. i engage with beehhh a bit, for instance, but if he lived next door to me i'd carefully burn down his house so it wouldnt go over and burn my place too
08:00 <Doodle> hey i'm good
08:00 <Doodle> ya cunt
08:00 <partay> A mate at work here he's 23. His fav line. ... anything between 16 and 60  is fair game. Ive seen him live up to both ends of that statement
08:00 <Doodle> no thx partay
09:00 <TheRon> i confused the old lady by giving her some change when i handed over the 50
09:00 <Doodle> oh god
09:00 <Doodle> never do that in sebas
09:00 <Doodle> they have no idea
09:00 <TheRon> i do it because i prefer notes
09:00 <Doodle> something costs $10.30 so you give them $20.30 and they look at you like you're the idiot
09:00 <ilmRg1InT> heh.
10:00 <TheRon> i handed over $3.50 so i'd get a fiver back
10:00 <TheRon> she was totally confused
11:00 <ilmRg1InT> yeah, i've had people give me totally the wrong change when i've done that before
11:00 <ilmRg1InT> you'd think people who work registers all day would be more familiar with that stuff
12:00 <ATS63> When you're grilling burgers at 60 you must be a genius
12:00 <ATS63> Have I hacked your life?
12:00 <Skirmish> Quinn: Do you have a friend that looks like you, but is stupid and not married? 
12:00 <TheRon> doodle she looked a bit more deteriorated than 60
12:00 <partay> I blame Tony Abbott
12:00 <Skirmish> Doodle is looking.
13:00 <partay> Id hate to be a chick
13:00 <Doodle> i'm always on the lookout for the stupid and single
13:00 <partay> Doodle you're in the right place
14:00 <xm> Quinn catfished me so i'd gift her free games on Steam like Team Fortress 2, Star Trek Online, DC Universe etc
14:00 <ilmRg1InT> penises. penises everywhere.
14:00 <TheRon> such a sausage fest
14:00 <xm> and DOTA II
15:00 <Skirmish> lol xm
16:00 <xm> she told me she'd send her pics of herself with 'xm' on her forehead and crying like i own her since im a dom 'n stuff
16:00 <ilmRg1InT> you're a dom?
16:00 <xm> -her
16:00 <xm> i dunno. im channelling b1
16:00 <ilmRg1InT> o ok
17:00 <Skirmish> Open up google maps and tell us all about Canada. 
17:00 <ilmRg1InT> s/about/aboot/
17:00 <mrdanger> lol xm
18:00 <slinky_J> giggle maps
19:00 <BlackDevil> element knows where you live slinky_J
19:00 <partay> Slinky get the candles and ky out
20:00 <xm> you see this thing about Canada is... you need to learn French and English to survive over there. what if work sends you over to Quebec? that's why one must master linguistics to adapt quickly
20:00 <partay> Oui
20:00 <ATS63> xm: don't forget "follow the only road"
20:00 <Quinn> Skirmish - I don't think so?
20:00 <ATS63> There is literally one main road in canada
21:00 <Quinn> xm lol I am Quinn Medicine Catfish. It's my job. 
21:00 <TheRon> is canada still on strike?
21:00 <xm> ATS63, that's why at the start of the only road it says, "Canada - Population 35 million"
21:00 <xm> and that's the only population sign you'd ever see
21:00 <slinky_J> BlackDevil huh
21:00 <slinky_J> y would i care if element knew where i lived
21:00 <BlackDevil> so he can stalk you
22:00 <slinky_J> naw we cool
22:00 <xm> and there's only one weather warning sign and it's permanently fixed to "Snowing heavily today.  Please be polite to other drivers and also the moose"
23:00 <Quinn> There are actually beware of moose signs. Like the Kangaroo ones here.
23:00 <xm> what do they taste like
23:00 <xm> are they healthy like roo meat too
23:00 <Quinn> Never had moose before.
24:00 <ATS63> heh...
24:00 <TheRon> they taste like chicken
24:00 <xm> do Canadian drivers sit there on the road for hours if a moose blocks them on the otherwise empty road
24:00 <Quinn> I've had frogs legs. And deer jerky.
24:00 <xm> even if they can go around it
24:00 <xm> if it meant breaking the law
24:00 <ATS63> Moose hunting in Maine is heavily restricted, they have a highly prized lottery for hunting permits...
24:00 <Quinn> LOL no.
24:00 <Quinn> But a moose will fuck your cars shit up if you hit it.
24:00 <xm> sounds like roos too
24:00 <ATS63> However if you happen to run one down, it will totally destroy your car, however if the moose is seriously injured you're entitled to keep it
24:00 <Quinn> Like a 7 foot wombat. 
24:00 <Quinn> ATS63 LMFAO yes.
25:00 <xm> they did have giant wombats in Australia once
25:00 <slinky_J> yeah
25:00 <TheRon> fatso?
25:00 <xm> and the extant ones of today are quite tame if you keep them from birth
25:00 <slinky_J> that the abos killed off
25:00 <ATS63> Maine is the US though...
25:00 <xm> you wont even be able to send them back to nature
25:00 <ATS63> I seem to recall that moose hunting in Canada is legal, except they've killed too many so they're hard to find. They all hide out in Maine
25:00 <xm> roos though they're like kids. after a while they want to get away from you and have their little schoolies thing
26:00 <Quinn> I like that somehow, Canada has been summed up into "Moose related topics"
26:00 <xm> would moose taste nice with maple syrup?
27:00 <Quinn> Fuckin everything tastes nice with maple syrup.
27:00 <Quinn> You guys need Maple Bacon.
27:00 <xm> is there such a thing
27:00 <ATS63> Quinn: a collision with a moose will typically destroy the roof of your car when it rolls over the top. They're several hundred kg
27:00 <Quinn> Jam that shit in your face.
27:00 <Floss> ooo i have that
27:00 <Quinn> Fuck yea there is!
27:00 <ATS63> So yes, typically a write off
27:00 <Quinn> ATS63 did you watch Mythbusters?
27:00 <slinky_J> the moose all sit around at a pond fishing and smoking their cornpipes
27:00 <ilmRg1InT> i like mythbusters
27:00 <ATS63> No... I've seen moose collisions :)
28:00 <Skirmish> I used to chat with a guy in America playing EVE and he said the biggest issue on the roads there are deer. 
28:00 <ilmRg1InT> hitting a deer is a dear mistake
29:00 <ATS63> Also for the taste... its something you have to experience to understand. Tastes gamey like venison, but is more like beef
29:00 <Quinn> Yea, when I was little the guy in front of us hit a deer and it landed dead in front of our car. His car was fucked. up.
30:00 <ilmRg1InT> roo is pretty tasty.
31:00 <Skirmish> Well, I am going to have a nap.  I've accomplished enough today. 
31:00 <Quinn> Only time I've had kangaroo was my first Aussie Day someone made it on a kebob stick.
31:00 <Quinn> It was like eating fucking tires.
31:00 <Quinn> Ciao Skirmish
31:00 <ilmRg1InT> sounds like they cooked it wrong
31:00 <ilmRg1InT> it's really easy to cook badly
31:00 <Quinn> Yea. I think grilling it is not the best idea.
32:00 <ilmRg1InT> because it's such a lean meat, it can be a bit of a pain
32:00 <ilmRg1InT> you have to treat it like a delicate steak, iirc.
32:00 <xm> if Skippy was near the BBQ he'd be making tch tch tch noises
32:00 <xm> to warn you it's getting overcooked
32:00 <ilmRg1InT> heh
32:00 <xm> what's that skip
32:00 <TheRon> oh jeez skip!
32:00 <xm> ur cuz gettn overcooked
32:00 <Quinn> o.o Wat is Skippy.
32:00 <xm> what?
32:00 <xm> you do not know?
32:00 <slinky_J> lame
32:00 <xm> i can understand Sooty
32:00 <Quinn> < Imported.
32:00 <xm> i know
33:00 <xm> but i thought Skippy was WorLd FamOuS
33:00 <slinky_J> skippy is some shit old tv show
33:00 <TheRon> whats that skip?
33:00 <Quinn> Ohh ok. Like Agro
33:00 <slinky_J> that noone likes
33:00 <xm> skippy was like lassie here Quinn 
33:00 <Quinn> I know of Agro. And the unibrow.
33:00 <TheRon> there's a meth lab over by the ridge?
33:00 <Quinn> Ohhhh
33:00 <TheRon> oh jeez skip!
33:00 <xm> if you dont know who lassie was i will be disappoint
33:00 <slinky_J> u need to know less Quinn
33:00 <slinky_J> !
33:00 <Quinn> We:(
33:00 <xm> so do you know who lassie is?
34:00 <xm> maybe the Canadian censors thought it was too violent
34:00 <Quinn> We had Wishbone.
34:00 <xm> ive heard of that
34:00 <Quinn> Lassie is a bit old for me.
34:00 <TheRon> fat cat was taken off tv because he wore no pants
34:00 <xm> iwishbone was awesome actually
34:00 <xm> -i
34:00 <xm> all his adventures
35:00 <ATS63> roo isn't that good I don't think
35:00 <Quinn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlZ2G1C47rA
35:00 <ATS63> deer is much nicer
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wishbone: The Hunchdog of Notre Dame 1/2 (Apr 16, 2011) 14:24 - Category: Education - 143,633 - 355 likes (97.5%), 9 dislikes (2.5%)
35:00 <slinky_J> xm's attempts at chatting an irc chick up = imitating b1 and talking about crappy old tv shows
35:00 <Quinn> Suddenly, I'm 6.
35:00 <xm> my favourite scene where he goes "the best place to hide something is the obvious place"
35:00 <ilmRg1InT> huh, foxtel is gonna start an ISP
35:00 <slinky_J> running roos over in a semi trailer is good ATS63
35:00 <ATS63> I'd still like to try seal and whale
35:00 <slinky_J> yea mm
35:00 <slinky_J> me too
35:00 <slinky_J> so many different seals to kill and eat
36:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdSr96qGsxM
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [FAST FORWARD] Skippy - Marijuana ( Mar 25, 2013) 2:17 - Category: Comedy - 3,314 - 10 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
36:00 <ATS63> Norway yea
36:00 <xm> yes
36:00 <xm> there were some gruesome slaughtering photos going around not so long ago
36:00 <Quinn> The "meat" from seal and whale is called Blubber. Nothing tasty is ever called Blubber.
37:00 <xm> but it was wrongly attributed to something else
37:00 <ATS63> FUCK U WHALE!
37:00 <Quinn> What.. The fuck.. am I watching.
37:00 <xm> http://www.snopes.com/photos/hunting/dolphinhunt.asp
38:00 <xm> bit bloody
38:00 <xm> you have been warned
38:00 <ATS63> I still maintain that whaling is more sustainable than tuna fishing, and anti-whaling Australians are hypocrites
38:00 <Quinn> Ok. This skippy thing I am showing to hubby. 
38:00 <Quinn> Where I will get patronizing pats on the head.
38:00 <ATS63> And racist
38:00 <ATS63> Vanilla faced white cunts
39:00 <xm> just like every country that attacks another country over their human rights too
39:00 <ATS63> Education is the answer to problems. Not oppression
40:00 <xm> ADL seems to be trying both
40:00 <partay> Australians are proud racists
40:00 <Quinn> ^
40:00 <slinky_J> lol ATS63
40:00 <slinky_J> vanillaniggas
40:00 <Quinn> This is why I think of you as Americans with accents.
40:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s_-gRoTdKc
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fast Forward, Rumper Room with Bruce Ruxton (Jan 13, 2012) 3:08 - Category: Comedy - 2,384 -
40:00 <xm> Quinn, we're much more racist than Canadians?
40:00 <ATS63> slinky_J: council made me a home. But I broke it cause council don't do shit for me
40:00 <Quinn> Omg yes. Canadians are the opposite of racist.
40:00 <xm> is all that really true though
41:00 <Quinn> We see a minority and we're like "LET ME LOVE YOU"
41:00 <slinky_J> lol
41:00 <xm> the 'sorry' and 'polite' crap
41:00 <slinky_J> LOL
41:00 <Quinn> Unless you're Native American.
41:00 <Floss> blame canada!
41:00 <Quinn> Yes, yes it is. My hubby used to be like "Seriously, stop fucking apologising. Be more direct"
41:00 <ilmRg1InT> heh
41:00 <slinky_J> we're not racist
41:00 <ATS63> Quinn: I bet you apologised for that
41:00 <slinky_J> we're realist
41:00 <Quinn> I DID HAHA
41:00 <slinky_J> aboriginals are ugly, the end
42:00 <xm> the only explanation ive heard over the political correctness over there is that it stemmed from attempts to be diplomatic between the French and English
42:00 <ATS63> slinky_J: sif
42:00 <slinky_J> THAT'S REAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!
42:00 <Floss> i wanna go salmon fishing in canada
42:00 <Quinn> I bump into some random in the shop and go "Oh sorry" and they go "Nah you're 'right" which is like.. really weird to hear? Australian responses to apologies come across - to a Canadian - as "You didnt need to apologise"
42:00 <xm> although that isnt going so well in some parts
42:00 <Quinn> And we don't know how to respond to that. By we I mean me.
42:00 <xm> so what happens if someone wants to start a pub fight?
43:00 <xm> "my apology is bigger than yours" ?
43:00 <Quinn> Oh. Thats different. We can drink the fuck out of Americans and Aussies can compare to our drinking skills.
43:00 <ATS63> Coward punch = winning
43:00 <Floss> lol BANG sorry! BANG sorry!
43:00 <slinky_J> nah you're right's just shortening the statement
43:00 <Quinn> If you get like, arrested and have to do some kind of community service here - is one of the options writing an apology letter?
43:00 <Quinn> Because it is in Canada.
43:00 <xm> serious?
43:00 <Mew> Quinn do you like fireball?
43:00 <ATS63> Coward punch = my way of demonstrating the primitive state of my genetics
43:00 <Floss> i say "she's right" which is probably even more confusing
44:00 <slinky_J> ppl r so stupid
44:00 <Quinn> Yes. Hahahah I like that it isn't that here.
44:00 <partay> Sorry cunt
44:00 <xm> my goodness
44:00 <Quinn> Fireball?
44:00 <Quinn> The alcohol?
44:00 <Mew> yup
44:00 <Mew> the cinnamon stuff
44:00 <Quinn> Can't say I've tried it. But if it's cinnamon, probably not. 
44:00 <Quinn> Cinnamon is the worst flavor of anything.
44:00 <xm> Quinn, i suppose idiotic meatheads are either illiterate or too proud
44:00 <partay> Mew smells like cinnamon
44:00 <Mew> we just started getting it over here
44:00 <Mew> really??
44:00 <Mew> i thought it was massive in canada
44:00 <xm> so that may rule them out
45:00 <Quinn> You guys need to get stuff called Parrot Bay. It tastes like coconut and it's amazing.
45:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=RghzQm3An44
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: VERY FUNNY!!! All Lynne Postlethwaite & Carmel Episodes in One Video! ( Jan 11, 2013) 21:33 - Category: Comedy - 45,639 - 220 likes (97.8%), 5 dislikes (2.2%)
45:00 <Quinn> But I've learned to love ciders. We don't get many of those in Canada.
45:00 <ilmRg1InT> <3cider
45:00 <Doodle> depp in cider
45:00 <Doodle> *deep
45:00 <Quinn> lolll
45:00 <Floss> matsons ginger beer is the tits
45:00 <Quinn> Ughhh nooo
45:00 <Quinn> Ginger Beer is the devil
45:00 <xm> cider is good the first time you drink it until you read its alcohol %
46:00 <Quinn> Iono I can't drink beer for allergies. But Cider is like.. Amazing. 
46:00 <Quinn> Good Pear Cider mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
46:00 <ATS63> Apology letters could work in the justice system. It could be a great substitute for court imposed apprehended violence orders
46:00 <partay> lol
46:00 <Quinn> What's that ATS63?
46:00 <ATS63> Quinn: how courts break up couples by forbidding them from having contact :)
46:00 <Quinn> brb sec
46:00 <Quinn> Ohhhh
46:00 <partay> Sorry for kicking your teeth in
46:00 <xm> can it be legally binding in the sense 'i promise not to make death threats to them over the phone / bash their kids / beat her up'
47:00 <ATS63> Replace it with a sorry letter, lel
47:00 <Quinn> Nah, we're like "YOU GO APOLOGISE TO THAT MAN. AND YOU BETTER MAKE IT SINCERE. 3-5 PAGES BITCH"
47:00 <ATS63> What could go wrong?
47:00 <slinky_J> how is writing an apology community service?
47:00 <xm> is there a min word count
47:00 <xm> i know a few girls in here that'd rather go to jail then
47:00 <partay> p0pq4pl6quaqqlwwq QR a
47:00 <xm> or pay a fine
47:00 <Quinn> Its like, you usually get a bunch of stuff for a minimal offence.
47:00 <TheRon> pet i said pet i said love
47:00 <Quinn> Apology letter is one of them.
48:00 <slinky_J> well it isnt community service is it
48:00 <Quinn> And yea it's usually a couple of pages.
48:00 <Quinn> No but it goes towards your count, i suppose.
48:00 <xm> hmmm that might be too much work for your average thug
48:00 <Quinn> Usually apology letters are demanded from like - teenagers who shoplift.
48:00 <ATS63> Quinn: is it moderated for legal council? ie. to prevent the sinister apology from hurting dem feelings of the victim?
48:00 <Quinn> They'd have to write a letter to the store manager.
49:00 <Quinn> I think it's read over by your PO.
49:00 <xm> Quinn, these letters would be awesome if these kids ever became a celebrity
49:00 <xm> you know, like TMZ finding it
49:00 <Quinn> But then again I never had to write one. 
49:00 <Quinn> Hahaha
49:00 <slinky_J> it's always up to a judge what your punishment is
49:00 <slinky_J> didnt you know that?
49:00 <Quinn> Nope. Not always.
49:00 <Quinn> in Canada it's up to your PO.
49:00 <xm> have a gallery of apology letters written by celebrities
49:00 <ATS63> malicious damage you can get off here with an apology and paying for repairs, btw
49:00 <Doodle> i had to write an apology letter to a kid i belted in primary school
49:00 <ATS63> no letter, just apologise in court
49:00 <Doodle> i wrote in language far above his head
49:00 <Floss> lol doodle
49:00 <slinky_J> lol you don't have a parole officer before you've been before a judge
49:00 <ATS63> provided you have no significant criminal history... some history is ok
49:00 <slinky_J> you're an idiot.
50:00 <xm> lol Doodle 
50:00 <Floss> i got one from someone who belted me
50:00 <Floss> it was odd
50:00 <xm> Doodle, would be good if you have a photocopy of it still
50:00 <Doodle> was it me?
50:00 <Quinn> The judge sentences you to "Community Services" or something, yes.
50:00 <Doodle> lol xm i was about 9 i think
50:00 <Quinn> But the PO gets to sit down with you and say "ok you can do A, B, and C"
50:00 <Floss> are you an indian girl?
50:00 <xm> i had to apologise to someone once for a rogue tennis ball that it them in the eye
50:00 <xm> it wasnt intentional
50:00 <Doodle> i might be
50:00 <xm> why should i apologise?
50:00 <Doodle> got a red dot
50:00 <Doodle> its not on my head tho
50:00 <Floss> then its very possible, do you use winnie the pooh stationery?
50:00 <slinky_J> because it's polite
50:00 <Doodle> yes
50:00 <Floss> OMG
51:00 <Quinn> "why should I apologise" Thats like. -That- is Australianism.
51:00 <slinky_J> bs
51:00 <xm> Quinn, feigning an apology does cheapen its impact though
51:00 <Quinn> Canadians are like "I should apologise" by nature. Australians think "why should I" - its kind of baffling to me lol
51:00 <Quinn> Yes thats true. 
51:00 <slinky_J> dont sum up all Australians Quinn
51:00 <Quinn> We're Apologetic but often times very sincere
51:00 <Floss> i ay sorry a lot maybe im canadian
51:00 <Quinn> I knowwwwww.
51:00 <Quinn> I can't be Aussist.
52:00 <xm> Quinn, i give you 6 months tops. this channel shall convert you
52:00 <xm> you're gonna CAPS LOCK raging by the end of it
52:00 <Quinn> LOL oh god. Into what?
52:00 <xm> gonna be*
52:00 <Doodle> an ashtray
52:00 <Quinn> A broom?
52:00 <xm> if all goes well
52:00 <slinky_J> full of bananas
52:00 <xm> and you will not apologise
52:00 <Floss> someone introduce him to Pieter
52:00 <Quinn> I'm sorry I have to disagree.
52:00 <Quinn> ;D
52:00 <partay> Or puca8
53:00 <partay> Picard
53:00 <Floss> or Simba
53:00 <xm> Canadians need to be brought into something like a detention centre upon arrival and deprogrammed
53:00 <Floss> or british meat
53:00 <Doodle> i like canadian club and dry
53:00 <partay> Or slinky
53:00 <Doodle> and free health care
53:00 <slinky_J> fk off partay
53:00 <Doodle> thats about all i know aboot canada
53:00 <slinky_J> cant learn my tricks
53:00 <slinky_J> :D
53:00 <xm> what if a terrorist comes along and tells them to strap on their bomb suit for them 
53:00 <xm> this could be dangerous
53:00 <slinky_J> snort teh ballz
53:00 <Quinn> Strapped to a chair like a midevil prisoner "YOU JUST BUMPED INTO SOMEONE. WHAT DO YOU SAY?" "I'm sorry!!!" Bucket of water to the face.
54:00 <Floss> lol a thousand canadians standing in a row chanting "Fuck Yeah, Cunt" over and over and over
54:00 <xm> the ice challenge is too pissweak
54:00 <slinky_J> shut up quinn, ur an idiot
54:00 <partay> Slinky you're a total mong4
54:00 <Quinn> 5 months later "YOU JUST BUMPED INTO SOMEOE" "Oi kent, get out me country."
54:00 <xm> there has to be something better
54:00 <ATS63> Doodle: moose. maple syrup. mountain road. You forgot the M's
54:00 <Doodle> hehe mountin
54:00 <slinky_J> ur already doing well at being an ignorant bogan
54:00 <Quinn> I'm an ignorant bogan?
54:00 <slinky_J> yer
54:00 <Quinn> How charming!
54:00 <ATS63> hmm that makes me wonder, what would maple syrup on moose be like?
55:00 <Floss> lol congrats you passed
55:00 <slinky_J> prejudice written all over the shit you say
55:00 <Quinn> Maple syrup with breakfast sausages.
55:00 <Floss> maple syrup on bacon
55:00 <xm> ATS63, let it drip over the moose's head while it's still alive and watch it lick it in delight
55:00 <Floss> sigh
55:00 <Quinn> Dammit I want breakfast.
55:00 <Mew> soon you will learn the mental illnesses of the regulars here Quinn 
55:00 <xm> and then *BANG!*
55:00 <Floss> sweety and meaty
55:00 <xm> Dr Quinn
55:00 <xm> can you care slinky_J ?
55:00 <slinky_J> haha
55:00 <Quinn> Soon, Mew. I'm slowly learning.
55:00 <xm> cure*
55:00 <Quinn> Haha xm
55:00 <xm> he's unstable and angry
55:00 <ATS63> http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/moose-maple-flavour-combo-wins-potato-chip-contest-1.2159323
56:00 <ATS63> lel
56:00 <slinky_J> ooeer
56:00 <Quinn> Sounds like someone needs a catheter!
56:00 <Floss> you have to wait for the drunk/high keyboard warriors to wake up
56:00 <slinky_J> didnt take long
56:00 <xm> what is the 18th/19th century treatment for this?
56:00 <Floss> then its electrifying
56:00 <slinky_J> mew and xm on the prowl now
56:00 <Quinn> Dammit Canada.
56:00 <slinky_J> roar
56:00 <Quinn> Stop being so Canada.
56:00 <slinky_J> all defensive
56:00 <xm> is it a hit on the noggin with a rubber mallet
56:00 <Quinn> Mind you - when I came here I found Meat Pie and Sauce flavored potato chips.
56:00 <slinky_J> welcome to melb from xm, let me chat you up and point out all the ppl i dont like hahahahaha
56:00 <Quinn> Which is.... not appetizing.
56:00 <ATS63> Canadia reminds me of the walt disney castle
56:00 <Floss> theres cappucino flavoured ones, we arent perfect....
57:00 <slinky_J> xm and Mew, two of the biggest bullshitters on irc ever
57:00 <Quinn> Ugh thats so gross Floss lol
57:00 <Mew> canadians are just naturally happier because they have poutine
57:00 <Mew> poutine for miles
57:00 <Quinn> Poutine is gross.
57:00 <Quinn> I dont like soggy flaccid fries.
57:00 <Quinn> Or Cheese "Curds"
57:00 <Mew> i think we have it in sa actually but its called an abortion
57:00 <xm> cheese and gravy
57:00 <Floss> wtf is poutine
57:00 <xm> have not tried that
57:00 <xm> Quinn, have you heard about 'cheese plating' before?
57:00 <Quinn> Poutine is French Fries, smothered in Gravy and cheese curds.
57:00 <Doodle> vomit
58:00 <Floss> co cheese
58:00 <xm> in australia the very rich microwave cheese onto plates and eat it with a fork and knife
58:00 <Floss> no*
58:00 <Quinn> Cheese Plating? as in like.. a fancy plate of cheese?
58:00 <Floss> otherwise yes
58:00 <xm> but the underclass are repelled by it
58:00 <xm> it makes them very ungry
58:00 <Quinn> I used to do that in the oven.
58:00 <Quinn> Crispy cheese bits.
58:00 <xm> because it reminds them of the filthy rich that have fridges
58:00 <Quinn> Fuck yea.
58:00 <Floss> LOL fancy plate of cheese.... well the cheese could be melted in an actual china bowl and eaten with a metal spoon, but that is VERY high class
58:00 <TheRiddler> speaking of
59:00 <Quinn> http://www.dairyqueen.com/PageFiles/6869/dq-menu-food-putine-01.png?width=&height=810
59:00 <TheRiddler> I should clean up and eat some cheese n crackers
59:00 <Quinn> Poutine ^
59:00 <Doodle> putana
59:00 <Floss> i like slicing parmesan really fine and baking it in the oven so its like a crisp thats nice
59:00 <Quinn> ^ Thats what I used to do. 
59:00 <Quinn> Only I used Marble Cheese, which you guys dont have here.
59:00 <Doodle> why are you all so fucked in the head
59:00 <TheRiddler> I have more camebert n 2 new cheddars
59:00 <Floss> its nice when ppl come round and in soup
59:00 <slinky_J> somebody shit on a bucket of fries
59:00 <slinky_J> nice
00:00 <Quinn> Basically.
00:00 <Quinn> I'm not a gravy person, so ultimately, no.
00:00 <xm> camembert kinda smells like the urinals
00:00 <xm> soz
00:00 <Floss> doodle how?
00:00 <partay> Slinky please stop being so retarded
00:00 <Doodle> Floss
00:00 <xm> gravy and chips/wedges
00:00 <xm> come on
00:00 <Quinn> Ketchup.
00:00 <Doodle> there are many and varied reasons
00:00 <Mew> partay you cant just ask someone to stop being so retarded!
00:00 <Quinn> Not "Tomato Sauce"... Ketchup.
00:00 <ATS63> xm: urinal cheese
00:00 <Quinn> Mew lol
01:00 <Mew> catsup
01:00 <Floss> well im awesome.
01:00 <xm> slinky_J is simply angry because he is effectively ignored in here. Quinn is too polite to tell him to piss off. and everyone else is mocking him
01:00 <Floss> so NO. mmk
01:00 <Quinn> Stop making slinky happen. It's not going to happen.
01:00 <slinky_J> lol
01:00 <Mew> lmao
01:00 <slinky_J> xm stop sucking dick dude
01:00 <partay> Mew what about an associated donkey punch to the back of the head
01:00 <slinky_J> cry cry cry
01:00 <Mew> thats absolutely fine partay
01:00 <slinky_J> partgay teaming up with the Beast of Kangaroo Island
01:00 <slinky_J> lols
01:00 <Floss> if a donkey punched me id shoot it and have a barbie.
02:00 <Quinn> I'm not "polite" more like... If you give the child attention when they act in a negative manner, you simply encourage negative  behavior.
02:00 <MadScientist> LOL @ all you cunts
02:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
02:00 <Doodle> slinky_J, straight to the naughty seat
02:00 <damio> lol
02:00 <Quinn> AFK smoke break
02:00 <damio> quinn
02:00 <MadScientist> is this really the most interesting thing to happen today
02:00 <Quinn> Oh hi?
02:00 <damio> knows not to feed the rolls
02:00 <Quinn> Mmm. Rolls <3
02:00 <Floss> lol rolls
02:00 <slinky_J> im not a troll
02:00 <MadScientist> LOL
02:00 <slinky_J> Mew is a troll
02:00 <xm> yes, but we like to encourage it from time to time. it's a reminder for the children at the kiddie table where there place is
02:00 <slinky_J> partay is a troll
02:00 <damio> ha
02:00 <Floss> FEED THE ROLLS
02:00 <slinky_J> xm is mostly troll
02:00 <Quinn> Mew gave me the name MartyLint.
02:00 <xm> y thank u
03:00 <Floss> i do not have the mental capacity
03:00 <Quinn> And that name is now a legit word in my phone.
03:00 <Floss> im here as part of my quiet time
03:00 <Floss> right before my afternoon nap time
03:00 <Doodle> faptiem
03:00 <Floss> well yes
03:00 <Quinn> brb smoke
03:00 <damio> c2c?
03:00 <Floss> but ladys say "nap time"
03:00 <Doodle> pff
03:00 <damio> nana nap
04:00 <ATS63> I must be the only person who related rolls to fat people
04:00 <Doodle> just say you're going to flick the bean
04:00 <Floss> yup but cant go to bed cause im doing all the sheets today
04:00 <ATS63> Don't feed them
04:00 <damio> i thought of cars
04:00 <MadScientist> im here to show myself the apitome of drug abuse and mental retardation as an effort to restore normalcy to life
04:00 <Doodle> ermergerd nermerlcy
04:00 <MadScientist> lol
04:00 <Floss> lol
04:00 <MadScientist> mahnterl rerterdertern
04:00 <damio> epitome of drug abuse haha
04:00 <damio> *feels guilty
05:00 <slinky_J> a lot of projecting woa
05:00 <MadScientist> howso
05:00 <slinky_J> not you
05:00 <slinky_J> never you
05:00 <MadScientist> was gunna say i dont abuse drugs
05:00 <MadScientist> i caress them ever so gently
05:00 <Doodle> haha
05:00 <damio> :)
05:00 <Floss> yeah i never abuse my friends
06:00 <slinky_J> i warm them on my tongue to be nice
06:00 <slinky_J> so dey not all colds
06:00 <Doodle> when you shelve them
06:00 <MadScientist> LOL
06:00 <Doodle> :P
06:00 <Floss> LOL shelving
06:00 <damio> ooo
06:00 <MadScientist> _/\o_ shelve it
06:00 <Doodle> shelve it bruuuuuuuuuu
06:00 <Floss> someone told me about that in the break room at work intfront of all the old receptionists
06:00 <Doodle> hahaha
06:00 <MadScientist> brruuuGGGHHHHHHYYYEEEAAHHHH
06:00 <Floss> at full volume
07:00 <Doodle> 'i've just ordered some new shelving, i wondered why the man was giggling'
07:00 <Floss> they are all churchy
07:00 <Floss> lol ive never seen them make their tea so fast
08:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8OipmKFDeM
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Oasis - Don't Look Back In Anger (Official Video) (Feb 15, 2008) 4:48 - Category: Music - 36,802,345 - 126,236 likes (98.3%), 2,212 dislikes (1.7%)
08:00 <Doodle> ugh
08:00 <Doodle> oasis
08:00 <Doodle> why wont they die
08:00 <Floss> OH DOODLE
08:00 <Floss> lol the cd player is in
08:00 <Doodle> does it doof
08:00 <Floss> it doesnt fit 100%
08:00 <Floss> the screen doesnt sit totally fluch ill have to shave a bit off the dash
09:00 <Doodle> o bugger
09:00 <Floss> they didnt tune it fkn at all so once i did that it doofed fairly well considering to sub as yet
09:00 <Mew> theres not enough drugs on this planet to kill oasis with pete doherty still kicking
09:00 <Floss> no*
09:00 <Doodle> oer
09:00 <Doodle> i had to fix my amp the other day again
09:00 <Doodle> remove sub
09:00 <Doodle> tight fit
09:00 <Floss> bugger
09:00 <Doodle> stupid car
09:00 <slinky_J> ur a tight fit
10:00 <Doodle> :o
10:00 <slinky_J> mmm
10:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Tight Fit - The Lion Sleeps Tonight.mp3 (2.91MB 128kbps Stereo 3:11)
10:00 <Doodle> a wim o weh
10:00 <Floss> i just want a clean tidy set up with the amp on the box
10:00 <Floss> only need 10" sub nothing major
10:00 <Doodle> yeh mine is all hidden away in the bowels of the car
10:00 <Floss> just want decent sound for long trips
10:00 <Mew> but where will you fit the golf clubs :(
10:00 <Floss> roof racks
10:00 <Doodle> in the boot
10:00 <Doodle> can fit 2 sets
11:00 <Doodle> it says so in the manual
11:00 <Doodle> cos japa are weird
11:00 <Mew> das boot
11:00 <Doodle> *japs
11:00 <TheRon> when george bush heard about 9/11 he was already in a bunker
11:00 <TheRon> off the 17th tee
11:00 <ATS63> doodle is a chick? guys don't read manuals
11:00 <partay> Doodle the Z fits anything but a 4 foot hooker in the boot? ?
11:00 <Doodle> i always read car manuals
11:00 <Mew> Doodle is like the perfect man ATS63 
11:00 <TheRon> when the going gets tough the tough go golfing
11:00 <Doodle> lol partay
11:00 <Floss> oh doodle if you ever need a lol i will read you out the cd player manual
11:00 <Mew> he does all the good stuff that other guys dont
11:00 <Doodle> do i
11:00 <Doodle> like shower?
12:00 <Floss> i couldnt read the whole GPS section without cracking
12:00 <Mew> yes thats a great one
12:00 <partay> And doodle has a king doodle
12:00 <Doodle> O_o
12:00 <TheRon> detatchable doodle
12:00 <partay> The doodle off champion
12:00 <Mew> so much doodle right now
12:00 <Doodle> i have a tiny penis and a penis extension in my garage
13:00 <Doodle> that worked
13:00 <Floss> lol yeah id willys were upgradeable his would have a kit and rims
13:00 <Floss> if*
13:00 <Doodle> i'd lower it
13:00 <Floss> lol drop it on its arse
13:00 <xm> Doodle works in emergency. but half the calls are over women attempting themselves from Doodle rejection. it's their last attempt to hook up with him
13:00 <Mew> Doodle is the kind of guy who would fit a high quality dildo to the passenger seat so you could still enjoy yourself though
13:00 <Doodle> lol ok this is getting weird
13:00 <TheRon> richard ashcroft - a song for the lovers
13:00 <xm> attempting to kill*
13:00 <Doodle> xm tomorrow is my last day
13:00 <xm> what happens next?
13:00 <Floss> fart on everyones keyboards
13:00 <Doodle> WELFARE HOLIDAY
14:00 <Doodle> i mean
14:00 <Doodle> look for another job
14:00 <Floss> or scratch your arse and rub it on their mouses
14:00 <xm> heh
14:00 <Floss> itll take them ages towork out why their hands smell funny
14:00 <Doodle> lol
14:00 <xm> does this mean more IRC and most of all more MP3 playing within 0.5 seconds to match the current context of the convo?
14:00 <Doodle> i have some fingers in some pies (oer) so we'll see what happens
15:00 <Doodle> you never know your luck!
15:00 <Floss> this is true
15:00 <TheRon> doodle will be laps of the lake in his car
15:00 <Mew> well youve gotta have faith
15:00 <Doodle> lol TheRon
15:00 <Doodle> too bouncy
15:00 <Floss> doodle grow a moustache and offer moustache rides
15:00 <Doodle> @mp3 George Michael - Faith.mp3 (2.99MB 128kbps Stereo 3:15)
15:00 <Floss> ill make you a sandwich board
15:00 <partay> Doodle and his bitch magnet
15:00 <Doodle> i have a goatee that will have to do
16:00 <TheRiddler> I'll need new crackers
16:00 <xm> Doodle... song about cheese
16:00 <xm> kgo
16:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Group X - Cheese.mp3 (2.27MB 192kbps Stereo 1:39)
16:00 <xm> impressive
16:00 <xm> enver heard of Group X though
16:00 <Floss> my gouda brings all the girls to the yard
16:00 <TheRon> sandwiches?
16:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Cheeseburger - Cocaine.mp3 (4.07MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:26)
16:00 <Floss> and theyre like, wheres the crackers yo
16:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Primus-Seas of Cheese.mp3 (1.62MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 1:46)
16:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Terence Trent D'Arby - Supermodel Sandwich W.Cheese.mp3 (6.06MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:37)
16:00 <Doodle> etc
16:00 <Floss> no wait
17:00 <xm> Gröûp X is a faux Arabian rock band, claiming to be from the fictional village of Cramshananteen, Saudi Arabia; however, they originate from Georgia, USA.
17:00 <xm> lolllllllllllllllll
17:00 <Mew> how about a song about tacos
17:00 <Doodle> group x are awes
17:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Eric Cartman As J. Lo - Taco Flavoured Kisses.mp3 (4.58MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:20)
17:00 <Mew> oh hell ye
17:00 <Floss> my gouda brings all the girls to the yard, and theyre like, wheres the knife retard
17:00 <Doodle> taco taco
17:00 <TheRon> jolo songs are so easy to write, they hardly take any talent at all
17:00 <Doodle> burrito burrito
17:00 <ilmRg1InT> Floss: and the fruit and wine :/
18:00 <Floss> lol i sing that absent mindedly
18:00 <ilmRg1InT> and the crackers
18:00 <xm> j lo doesnt even write them. she tenders them off to teenage girls on YT
18:00 <simba> Floss?
18:00 <Doodle> i tender out my sexual needs the same way
18:00 <Floss> lol is there a contract
18:00 <Doodle> person required to run tight smooth service
19:00 <ilmRg1InT> tender. sexual needs. hue
19:00 <Floss> simba?
19:00 <Doodle> oh awes
19:00 <Doodle> nearly 420
19:00 <Doodle> hngggggggggg
19:00 <Floss> 2:19
19:00 <simba> 15:23:02 <Floss> or Simba - sorry do u no u
19:00 <simba> i
20:00 <Doodle> and BOOM goes the dynamite
20:00 <TheRon> 420!
20:00 <Doodle> @mp3 DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Boom! Shake The Room.mp3 (3.47MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:47)
20:00 <Floss> hmm i thought u were one of those ranting dudes
20:00 <Floss> my bad if youre not
20:00 <simba> wow really
20:00 <ilmRg1InT> 420 is four-twenty, american police code for smoking weed isnt it? 
21:00 <Doodle> could be
21:00 <TheRon> simba, james hird is back today
21:00 <Floss> lol i remembered it was a short name and decided to jsut pick one
21:00 <simba> police code? lol
21:00 <Doodle> hehehe
21:00 <Doodle> 4 chenny m8
21:00 <ilmRg1InT> simba: yeah?
21:00 <TheRon> about treee fiddy!
21:00 <Doodle> its not police code but it was originally a code yes
21:00 <simba> think it was less serious than that 
21:00 <Doodle> schoolkids
22:00 <Floss> ive always wondered about the origin of it
22:00 <Doodle> its also time to do washing
22:00 <Doodle> bblzz
22:00 <TheRon> he washes?
22:00 <Floss> im waiting for the machine to stahp
22:00 <ATS63> Mew: http://southpark.cc.com/clips/103543/taco-flavor-kisses
23:00 <ilmRg1InT> Floss: apparently the police code thing is just a myth, TIL.
23:00 <ilmRg1InT> 4:20 was the designated time for a small group of smokers at San Rafael High School in California to meet at a specific location and light up. The number originates some time around 1971. It has since been adopted by smokers the world over as the "universal time to get high." 
23:00 <ilmRg1InT> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/20/420-weed-day-marijuana-april-holiday_n_3122359.html
23:00 <ATS63> ilmRg1InT: different police have different depts. With encrypted radio there isn't much need to use codes
24:00 <ATS63> err that makes no cents
24:00 <Floss> interesting
24:00 <ATS63> different depts have different codes
24:00 <ilmRg1InT> ATS63: apparently 420 in some places means homocides, but i doubt that relates.
24:00 <ilmRg1InT> http://parentingteens.about.com/cs/marijuana/a/420meaning.htm
24:00 <Floss> 4:20 does seem like a good time
24:00 <simba> parenting teens . com my favorite website
25:00 <ilmRg1InT> ikr? has the right answer tho
25:00 <ATS63> Here a homocide typically is communicated over mobile phone. 1 to 1 comms, secure against say a corrupt or involved police officer :)
25:00 <ilmRg1InT> so many movies/tv shows pushing the 420 police code myth
25:00 <ilmRg1InT> oh well
25:00 <ATS63> once again, no need for codes
25:00 <TheRiddler> ok that medditerrain cheddar isn't good with crackers
25:00 <TheRiddler> tastes like puke
26:00 <TheRiddler> or sour milk
26:00 <simba> hollywood lives 2 confuse u
26:00 <ATS63> The thing they do use is abbreviations.... like mva, dv, avo etc.
26:00 <ATS63> And thats mixed into common language outside the radios :)
27:00 <ATS63> Specific details tend to be commuicated via the MDT (computer)
27:00 <ilmRg1InT> ATS63: australia aint US tho
27:00 <ATS63> Yea, we're better
28:00 <xm> song about Rainbows .... kgo!!! you lose either way... if you have songs about rainbows than you're gayererer than an entire mardi gras marching parade. but if you fail to have it in the collection, you lose the game. so what will it be mp3 batman???????
29:00 <TheRon> rainbow connection?
29:00 <xm> that is beautiful song
29:00 <Quinn> ^
29:00 <xm> did Glee do a cover of that?
29:00 <Quinn> Dixie Chicks did
29:00 <xm> Kermit does take away a bit of seriousness to it but it does have the nostalgia
30:00 <xm> Pure Imagination reminds me of it too
30:00 <Shadowgate> QUinn a female old type teacher character (a scientist?)
31:00 <ATS63> dufuq
31:00 <ATS63> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npjF032TDDQ
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Raining Tacos - Parry Gripp & BooneBum ( Aug 27, 2012) 1:34 - Category: Music - 3,258,923 -
33:00 <slinky_J> https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/l/t1.0-9/10646840_802100399841989_3797054652070640517_n.jpg?oh=66ccd01f16a83cfc70bb1d6b914fe237&oe=547D29EA
33:00 <slinky_J> so many islamic painters!
33:00 <slinky_J> TOO MANY
33:00 <slinky_J> STOP THE PAINTING IN THE MIDDLE EAST!
33:00 <simba> calm down 
34:00 <slinky_J> caps isnt calm?
35:00 <ATS63> I AGREE KIND SIR THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BOLD CAPS
35:00 <TheRon> in the middle east, you can't drink, there's so much sand and you can't jack off
35:00 <simba> no caps is yelling online
35:00 <xm> ~ EyE of Da StoRm ~
35:00 <simba> internet 101
35:00 <TheRon> i'd be pretty pissed off too
35:00 <ATS63> I AM NOT YELLING!!!
35:00 <slinky_J> GO BOLD CAPS
35:00 <slinky_J> stop investing so much emotion into irc simba
36:00 <slinky_J> UR OK SIMBA DONT STRESS BRO
36:00 <ATS63> ENJOY A TACO
36:00 <slinky_J> yes plz
36:00 <xm> TheRon, DRINKING IS FORBIDDEN SO YOU DONT SLEEP WITH A CAMEL BY ACCIDENT
36:00 <ATS63> xm: SEEMS LEGITIMATE
37:00 <simba> what
37:00 <simba> i didnt make up the caps thing josh
37:00 <simba> its been around for decades
37:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <slinky_J> lol
38:00 <xm> the caps thing started off world war 2. Hitler's secretary accidentally sent a message to churchill's office in caps. "GOODMORNING". didnt matter that it seemed friendly -- it was just that it was in caps
38:00 <slinky_J> LOL
38:00 <Floss> caps has always meant yelling
39:00 <slinky_J> oh my was churchill pissed that day
39:00 <slinky_J> literally then agressively
40:00 <ATS63> ENGINEERS USE BOLD CAPS
40:00 <xm> IN AUTOCAD SIR
40:00 <xm> MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT THAT
41:00 <TheRon> before setting off to fight the spanish armada, sir francis drake said there's time enough for a game of bowls, true story
41:00 <xm> you were probably there too. i believe ya
41:00 <TheRon> i was
41:00 <xm> maybe you're like dr who or something. a trivia timelord
42:00 <xm> you're there at all the key moments and know everything that ever occurred in history
42:00 <xm> maybe even staged a few
42:00 <ATS63> THEY USE IT IN OFFICIAL DOCUMENTATION
42:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: what year was the spanish armada?
43:00 <xm> extra points for an engineering student who does their thesis in all caps. if the marker is hard of hearing it makes it easier
43:00 <Ana_Ng> 1625
43:00 <TheRon> awesome i had no idea thanks
43:00 <xm> TheRon, we were talking about the spanish armada once to this spanish guy online who had finished school and he had never heard of it
43:00 <xm> it's like a massive coverup or something
44:00 <xm> or he has a shit memory
44:00 <TheRon> apparently the russians never invaded finland
44:00 <slinky_J> apparently there was a 150 year war in australia between white farmers and aboriginies
44:00 <Quinn> Phew. Bagels arrived. <3 Bagels.
44:00 <slinky_J> so the aboriginal channel would have me believe.
44:00 <slinky_J> tv channel.
44:00 <Ana_Ng> ok it was 1588
44:00 <TheRon> whole chunks of russian history just never happened
44:00 <TheRon> putin said so
45:00 <xm> they also photoshov'd all the photos for the history books, TheRon 
45:00 <Ana_Ng> history was written by men
45:00 <ATS63> SUCCESSFUL MEN
45:00 <TheRon> and if women wrote it?
45:00 <xm> AND TAUGHT BY WOMEN
45:00 <xm> HEY MAN REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG
46:00 <slinky_J> lol ATS63
46:00 <xm> TheRon, http://www.ww2incolor.com/d/515479-4/Stalin+1_2
46:00 <Ana_Ng> if it were written by women, there'd be a lot more details about how shitty people dressed
46:00 <xm> that's after we broke up
46:00 <partay>  Ana thank god for that
46:00 <Ana_Ng> "purple was so not the general's best color"
46:00 <TheRon> 10 6 66, LORD NELSON!
47:00 <slinky_J> right
47:00 <TheRiddler> many women used mens names back then to write books
48:00 <Quinn> Like Shakespeare.
48:00 <Ana_Ng> shakespeare was really judy from detroit
48:00 <slinky_J> lol shakespear wasnt a woman
48:00 <Quinn> ^
48:00 <Ana_Ng> he only dressed as a woman on stage
48:00 <TheRon> sorry lord nelson was 11 11 77
49:00 <slinky_J> shakespear had a wife and children
49:00 <xm> shakespeare was really Frances Bacon. the e means it's female
49:00 <Ana_Ng> so much knowledge here tonight
49:00 <Quinn> :D
49:00 <xm> ikr
50:00 <partay> This arvo you mean
50:00 <xm> and Chopin was really gay. he was seeing George!!!!!!!
50:00 <TheRiddler> you mean she had a wife and surrogate children
51:00 <TheRon> chopinzy, right here on ABCFM
51:00 <xm> jumanji
51:00 <xm> right here on Go!
51:00 <TheRiddler> roll a 5 or 8 to bring back robin williams
51:00 <xm> RIP
51:00 <Quinn> lol TheRiddler
52:00 <TheRon> the man with the freight train sonata
52:00 <xm> eheheh TheRiddler 
52:00 <slinky_J> how did he hang himself with a belt
52:00 <slinky_J> lol
52:00 <slinky_J> he was shit in the angriest man in brooklyn
53:00 <TheRon> i refuse to discuss robin williams' suicide
53:00 <Quinn> Some people have no class.
53:00 <TheRon> i like the happy memories of him
53:00 <xm> i wonder if Williams came up with the best jokes before he died and wanted to stop to write it down. but it was too late
53:00 <slinky_J> refering to me Quinn?
54:00 <Ana_Ng> pretty sure he ran out of jokes in 1989
54:00 <slinky_J> hahaha no shit
54:00 <xm> did you like Mork & Mindy, Ana_Ng 
54:00 <Ana_Ng> no
54:00 <slinky_J> i like that this chan goes off its nuts giving ppl that have committed suicide shit
55:00 <slinky_J> then williams suicides and those same ppl are all OMG NOOO CRY CRY POOR THING!
55:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
55:00 <Ana_Ng> welcome to the internet, slinky
55:00 <Ana_Ng> it's like this everywhere
55:00 <partay> Slinky wait till you see what we say about you
55:00 <slinky_J> idc what u say
55:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXHleozgQ18
55:00 <Ana_Ng> It's like deja vu all over again
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Eulogy Song - Chasers war on Everything (Oct 17, 2007) 3:39 - Category: Comedy - 147,254 - 1,263 likes (95.6%), 58 dislikes (4.4%)
55:00 <Ana_Ng> you should always go to other people's funerals. otherwise, they won't come to yours.
55:00 <ilmRg1InT> ...
55:00 <slinky_J> lol!
56:00 <xm> 1989 - Dead Poets Society <--- are you referring to this ?
56:00 <slinky_J> go and protest them
56:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: watch that
56:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't know if those naked people were men or women, they had bags over their heads
56:00 <Ana_Ng> nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded
56:00 <xm> i dont particularly care about hyped up deaths. it also suggests those people are volatile enough to stop caring just as quickly too
57:00 <xm> or easily persuaded by groupthink
57:00 <Ana_Ng> ninety percent of baseball is half mental
57:00 <Ana_Ng> anyone know whose quotes those are?
57:00 <TheRon> yes aven arseholes turn into top blokes after death
58:00 <partay> Someone lame
58:00 <xm> i didnt know it was trivia time
58:00 <Ana_Ng> okay, it's yogi berra, baseball player from a long time ago
59:00 <slinky_J> so suicide is a selfish act?
59:00 <Quinn> https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-1LFwvKTJC28/Ua1C0vvfFiI/AAAAAAAAAIM/9gjAhkgLyiQ/s640/blogger-image-998849512.jpg
59:00 <ATS63> HOW DO I MAKE A VHOST?
59:00 <Quinn> I want it.. so bad.. but it doesn't exist anymore :(
59:00 <xm> ATS63, there's a 28 day cooling off period before you get your VHOST
59:00 <TheRon> get breast implants
59:00 <xm> you might choose a VHOST that is insulting and deadly
00:00 <ATS63> I WANTED SOMETHING IN CAPS
00:00 <xm> and you just reg'd yours recently...so wait a few weeks kk
01:00 <ATS63> CAN THE PEOPLE IN #AIDS HELP
01:00 <xm> [email protected]
01:00 <TheRon> #aids or @aides?
01:00 <ilmRg1InT> hats > aids
01:00 <ATS63> #ASD
01:00 <Mew> YOULL.HAVE.TO.SPEAK.UP
02:00 <xm> you have to wait for 28 days after the nickname is initially reg'd to get your vhost
02:00 <TheRon> listen kids you should always put a puppet on it
02:00 <xm> and then every 28 days after that
02:00 <doctor> another celebrity death, another bandwagon for people jump so they may feel as if they care
02:00 <xm> it's based on the lunacy cycle
02:00 <ilmRg1InT> xm knows all.
02:00 <ilmRg1InT> all hail xm
02:00 <ATS63> DOES THIS HELP
02:00 <xm> doctor, like KONY 2012
02:00 <xm> ALSO CAPS
02:00 <xm> and no one remembers
02:00 <ATS63> CAN YOU HEAR ME
03:00 <doctor> yeah, i blame the media
03:00 <xm> they got a massive pwning from me back then
03:00 <xm> look at them now hahahahhahaha
03:00 <TheRon> "and i told Kony he can stick his child army...."
03:00 <doctor> lol
03:00 <xm> where's me m8 tooheys 
03:00 <xm> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUX4O_cq6dQ
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DJ KONY - Ugandan Hardstyle 2012 ( Mar 8, 2012) 1:41 - Category: Entertainment - 40,317 - 333 likes (96.2%), 13 dislikes (3.8%)
03:00 <slinky_J> well said doctor
04:00 <TheRon> the handbags and the gladrags that your poor old grandad had to sweat to buy you
04:00 <xm> Worms turn even livid memories to crust. There's a worm in my pants. I think it's mine :~|
04:00 <Ana_Ng> the office uk
04:00 <ilmRg1InT> xm has a wiggly worm :o
04:00 <ATS63> I wIlL tRy AsKiNg In AsD
04:00 <doctor> thank you worms
04:00 <TheRon> they call me dr worm
05:00 <ilmRg1InT> dr.fail
05:00 <TheRon> i'm not a real doctor but i am a real worm
05:00 <doctor> TheRon is a soul doctor
05:00 <xm> im not a real doctor, im only registered to practise as an australian one
06:00 <xm> who wants morphine
06:00 <doctor> I just remembered some things I dont understand
06:00 <ATS63> WIKIPEDIA
06:00 <xm> WIKIPEDIATRICS
06:00 <xm> how to deal with IrC KidZ
07:00 <ATS63> WIKA WIKA WIKIPEDIA
08:00 <TheRon> i'm not a gynaecologist but i'll have a look anyway
08:00 <ilmRg1InT> wut wut
08:00 <Mew> in due butt
08:00 <ilmRg1InT> hue hue hue
09:00 <xm> im not a dentist but ill knock ya teeth out aye
10:00 <Student> i seriously doubt that 
10:00 <xm> khat it out
10:00 <xm> khat-it-out
10:00 <xm> --- joey
10:00 <xm> you know what
10:00 <xm> i think it's nap time
10:00 <TheRon> I am colorblind Coffee black and egg white Pull me out from inside I am ready  I am ready 
11:00 <doctor> i just woke up from mine
11:00 <Quinn> Amazing song^
11:00 <Quinn> Actually, TheRon
11:00 <TheRon> it is
11:00 <doctor> and it was a nice little snooze
11:00 <xm> how long was your snooze
11:00 <xm> i will look forward to your response
11:00 <Quinn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPwEZ9hwmgk
11:00 <doctor> i think just an hour
11:00 <xm> after i return
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Between the buried and me - colour blind (Nov 3, 2008) 3:48 - Category: Music - 99,598 - 643 likes (98.3%), 11 dislikes (1.7%)
11:00 <xm> ok read it
11:00 <Quinn> You'll appreciate that.
11:00 <doctor> lol
11:00 <xm> ill limit it to an hour
11:00 <doctor> enjoy
12:00 <Quinn> Best ever version of that song.
12:00 <TheRon> counting crows are underrated
12:00 <xm> when i have trouble sleeping, i just hypnotise myself and tell myself i just OD'd on seroquel
12:00 <doctor> i like mr jones
12:00 <TheRon> all of august and ever after is good
12:00 <xm> there's a good movie by the same name too
12:00 <doctor> i have no trouble sleeping anymore
12:00 <xm> on bipolar
12:00 <xm> ~ laters ~
12:00 <doctor> i think its because theres not much going on
13:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the national animal of India?
14:00 <ness> curried lamb?
14:00 <Quinn> Tiger.
14:00 <Ana_Ng> what kind of tiger
14:00 <TheRiddler> benglidesh
14:00 <Quinn> Royal Bengal
14:00 <doctor> poverty?
14:00 <Ana_Ng> just bengal
14:00 <Ana_Ng> quinn winz
14:00 <TheRiddler> ok
14:00 <TheRiddler> next
14:00 <Quinn> :D
15:00 <Ana_Ng> What country's national animal is the dalmatian?
15:00 <Quinn> Uhh
15:00 <Quinn> No bueno
15:00 <MadScientist> fuck off Ana_Ng
15:00 <TheRiddler> france
15:00 <Quinn> I was gonna say that~
15:00 <Ana_Ng> oh noes
15:00 <Quinn> Mostly cause of 100 Dalmatians.
15:00 <TheRon> denamrk
15:00 <Ana_Ng> you guys have not heard of the dalmatian coast?
16:00 <TheRiddler> nope
16:00 <MadScientist> noone wants your shit trivia
16:00 <doctor> nah, i'm terrible at trivia
16:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt
16:00 <Ana_Ng> Croatia
16:00 <MadScientist> GET OUT
16:00 <Quinn> Speaking of Croquettes
16:00 <Quinn> Go get me some, ok?
16:00 <Ana_Ng> supposed to be beautiful
16:00 <Quinn> <3 Fank you
16:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the national animal of France?
16:00 <MadScientist> fuck off
16:00 <Quinn> A white flag.
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:00 <doctor> lol
16:00 <TheRon> Bones, sinking like stones, All that we fought for, Homes, places we've grown, All of us are done for. And we live in a beautiful world, Yeah we do, yeah we do, We live in a beautiful world,
17:00 <TheRiddler> poodle :p
17:00 <Quinn> A white poodle.
17:00 <Quinn> Holding a flag.
17:00 <MadScientist> stop answering it dumbass or its gunna keep sprouting crap all day long
17:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzt
17:00 <Ana_Ng> le coq
17:00 <Quinn> So you're saying Ana_Ng is a plant.
17:00 <Quinn> Ana can we water you?
17:00 <Student> gallic roaster and french imperial eagle
18:00 <MadScientist> Ana_Ng is a shitcunt from shitcuntanistan
18:00 <Quinn> What is the national animal of Shitcuntanistan?
18:00 <TheRiddler> peacock
18:00 <Quinn> HAHAHAHAHAH
18:00 <TheRiddler> wait that's bird
18:00 <MadScientist> lol
19:00 <TheRon> bird is the word
20:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: you heard of skippy??
20:00 <Quinn> Afk dinner prep.
20:00 <Ana_Ng> in what way
20:00 <TheRon> just know of it
20:00 <Ana_Ng> skippy peanut butter?
21:00 <TheRon> he's a bush kangaroo
21:00 <Ana_Ng> no
21:00 <TheRon> just curious
21:00 <Ana_Ng> you mean this one
21:00 <Ana_Ng> http://i.imgur.com/A643KQr.jpg?1
22:00 <TheRiddler> did we guess it?
22:00 <TheRon> ah no peg!
22:00 <TheRon> just interesting to know if aussie shows get to the states
23:00 <TheRiddler> in canada skippy is a moose
23:00 <TheRon> did the paul hogan show make it over?
23:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah it was on public televsion
23:00 <TheRiddler> in alaska skippy is a seal
23:00 <Ana_Ng> they would air shows from uk, canada, australia
24:00 <TheRiddler> called slappy
24:00 <Ana_Ng> but the average american never say paul hogan's tv show
24:00 <Ana_Ng> saw
25:00 <TheRon> just thought maybe with dundee being popular
25:00 <Ana_Ng> the production quality was so bad, there's no way it would air on network tv
25:00 <TheRiddler> wasn't he also the captain in flipper?
26:00 <TheRon> that one never happened
26:00 <TheRon> i mean it did but.....
26:00 <Loof> 4#1_4#
27:00 <TheRon> i reckon bryan brown might be more famous over there than paul hogan
27:00 <Ana_Ng> no
27:00 <TheRon> no?
27:00 <Ana_Ng> people know paul hogan's name
28:00 <Ana_Ng> they recognize brown, but he was never a big star
28:00 <TheRon> cocktail was a great movie
28:00 <Ana_Ng> hahha
28:00 <Ana_Ng> no no no
28:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116322/
28:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Flipper (1996) - 5.1/10 of votes - Stars: , , - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 0secs - Genre: N/A - Release Date: N/A
29:00 <TheRon> flippers was just terrible
29:00 <TheRiddler> yes
29:00 <Ana_Ng> it was a cool tv show
29:00 <Ana_Ng> we loved that stupid dolphin
32:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111964/?ref_=tt_rec_tti
32:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Flipper (TV Series 1995– ) - 5.3/10 of votes - Stars: , , - Season's: - Rated: N/A - Runtime: N/A - Genre: N/A - Release Date: N/A
32:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: see black sheep, it's awesome, a new zealand movie
33:00 <Ana_Ng> okay thanks
33:00 <TheRon> it's like jaws only with sheep
34:00 <Ana_Ng> nice
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <TheRiddler> it gets so weird at the end
35:00 <TheRon> us aussies get the joke
35:00 <TheRiddler> also I'm pretty sure there was a sheep sex thing somewhere in the movie lol
36:00 <TheRon> i think so
38:00 <ATS63> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Goodbye Horses - Q Lazzarus (Jan 1, 2009) 6:29 - Category: Music - 6,274,987 - 28,965 likes (97.1%), 871 dislikes (2.9%)
39:00 <TheRon> coldplay - the scientist
41:00 <ATS63> I THINK THE WIFE MIGHT BE A SERIAL KILLER
51:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbdCvzF4qqw
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 10cc - Dreadlock Holiday (May 8, 2009) 0 - Category: Music - 520,151 - 2,194 likes (99.2%), 17 dislikes (0.8%)
57:00 <TheRon> the melbourne storm are playing tonight
57:00 <TheRiddler> tired
57:00 <TheRon> go storm
57:00 <TheRon> you watch afl 360?
59:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rog8ou-ZepE
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby (Mar 4, 2009) 4:01 - Category: Music - 51,853,661 - 173,859 likes (94.1%), 10,959 dislikes (5.9%)
01:00 <TheRon> too early?
01:00 <doctor> http://www.watoday.com.au/entertainment/movies/oh-brother-tributes-flow-for-david-attenborough-as-richard-attenborough-dies-20140825-107zr5.html
02:00 <TheRon> i saw that
03:00 <doctor> it's a bit silly
03:00 <doctor> avoid bandwagons or you might just end up looking like a fool
03:00 <TheRon> you can see the error
04:00 <TheRon> song 2
05:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABYJo53mHHQ
05:00 <TheRon> WOO HOO!!
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: K.D Lang - Constant Craving[&Lyrics]HQ (Aug 14, 2010) 4:38 - Category: Music - 249,034 - 1,261 likes (98.1%), 24 dislikes (1.9%)
05:00 <TheRon> BIT GAY!
05:00 <TheRon> i mean lesbian
05:00 <doctor> she's a lesbos
05:00 <doctor> yeah
05:00 <doctor> but great song
05:00 <doctor> you're a bit homophobic
05:00 <TheRon> am not
06:00 <doctor> lol, it's k
06:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SBjQ9tuuTJQ
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Foo Fighters - The Pretender (Oct 2, 2009) 4:31 - Category: Music - 97,067,285 - 373,793 likes (98.6%), 5,266 dislikes (1.4%)
06:00 <ATS63> AFL?
06:00 <TheRon> yes!
06:00 <doctor> can be a bit of a wail
06:00 <doctor> foo fighters is good
07:00 <ATS63> I intend to watch talking footy so I can get a better dose of primitive competition
07:00 <TheRon> afl 360
07:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i0iBs-J5BU
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Foo Fighters - These Days LYRICS (Feb 18, 2012) 4:59 - Category: Music - 525,753 - 2,951 likes (97.9%), 64 dislikes (2.1%)
07:00 <TheRon> and then on the couch
07:00 <TheRon> don't like that song so much
08:00 <doctor> its got a bit of anger behind it
11:00 <foxtrix> hi
11:00 <TheRon> hello
16:00 <TheRon> take a long line, take a long line, breathe again
18:00 <TheRon> so fucking quiet
18:00 <TheRon> BOOBS?!!!
18:00 <Blarp> I killed them all
18:00 <Blarp> Where!
18:00 <TheRon> so it's your bad
18:00 <TheRon> no
19:00 <TheRon> nope
19:00 <TheRon> should i
21:00 <ATS63> The wobbly jobbly man
21:00 <TheRon> the waiting is the hardest part
22:00 <Student> 2000
22:00 <ATS63> I must've missed that
23:00 <Student> sizzle
24:00 <Student> are you netz?
24:00 <TheRon> listening to poof poof will do that
25:00 <Student> urgently!!!
25:00 <TheRon> that shit they listen to in ibiza
26:00 <TheRon> huh?
27:00 <TheRon> thats what she said
28:00 <TheRon> i would but i don't care
28:00 <ATS63> iBiZa has a DVD collection of #melbourne log files
28:00 <TheRon> as previously stated
28:00 <ATS63> Fun for all the family
29:00 <TheRon> serenity flashing her boobs?
29:00 <ATS63> iBiZa: how many nigglebytes?
30:00 <TheRon> boobs?
31:00 <TheRon> boobs control everything
31:00 <Floss> i be thirsty
31:00 <TheRon> boob?
31:00 <ATS63> This channel summerized in a single photo
31:00 <ATS63> https://web.archive.org/web/20041024164812im_/http://slood.net/meets/2003-06-07-monopoly/party.jpg
32:00 <Picard> lol @ the old cunt
32:00 <TheRon> we need a doge
34:00 <TheRon> skid row, i remember you
34:00 <TheRon> i can play that on guitar hero acoustically
37:00 <TheRon> who wins tonight, storm or panthers??
38:00 <TheRon> matthew do you think craig starcevich will win the brownlow?
40:00 <xm> i over slept, doctor 
40:00 <TheRon> beehhh who do you think will win the brownlow medal?
41:00 <TheRon> xm, the strokes - hard to explain
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the slooder pic ... I know half of the people in the pic
43:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: the green parrot was shit today
43:00 <doctor> it wasn't too long
43:00 <doctor> do you feel groggy and irritated?
44:00 <TheRon> 2 burgers one with the lot, one no tomato no sauce, they even wrote in on the bag, one burger had sauce and the other tomato
44:00 <beehhh> im gonna disc my internet
45:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One:  any members of powderfinger stayed at your place?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> have they sold it yet?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmm nup
45:00 <beehhh> curtin immigration detention center to melb CBD
45:00 <TheRon> two old people i'd never seen so maybe
46:00 <Bastardly_One> was getting poor when I was still around that way 
46:00 <TheRon> they seem incompetent to me
46:00 <Bastardly_One> to the point I'd go to Monte's *all* the time
46:00 <xm> Bastardly_One, name them all]
46:00 <xm> just curious if i know of the nicks
46:00 <Bastardly_One> not just when rich
46:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, well, I see kira
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lister
47:00 <xm> anyone remember Ammonia
47:00 <xm> TheRon?
47:00 <TheRon> nope
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and would hve to click again 
47:00 <xm> they were Perth i think so probably not
47:00 <faux> Poopin rn
47:00 <TheRon> did she clean stuff?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> the nick but that's it 
47:00 <TheRon> faux go storm
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying to find mz_nightshade
48:00 <Bastardly_One> aka Pyretta_Blaze
48:00 <Picard> Matthew do you think James Hird will fail as a coach?
48:00 <TheRon> penrith got nothing
48:00 <Bastardly_One> as in find her to contact her 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't remember her surname
48:00 <xm> TheRon, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI_XIzanlOo
48:00 <TheRon> dyson heppell win the brownlow?
48:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One stop talking shit
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ammonia - Drugs (Oct 24, 2009) 3:30 - Category: Music - 57,163 - 263 likes (97.4%), 7 dislikes (2.6%)
48:00 <Picard> lol TheRon
48:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up Picard
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I was asked a question
49:00 <Picard> fuck u cunt
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you wish 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry, don't roll that way
49:00 <Picard> you wish
49:00 <faux> ew.
49:00 <TheRon> bombers take the deal, it's the best for everybody
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ask Matthew, he might
49:00 <Picard> nuh sorry u dont wish do u, im to old
49:00 <Picard> :
49:00 <Picard> P
49:00 <beehhh> asian hookers are invasive to the country
50:00 <Picard> lol @ collingwood
50:00 <TheRon> they're fucked
50:00 <Picard> good
50:00 <TheRon> west coast will make it
50:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh, well you don't have to worry as you don't live here so fuck up
50:00 <Picard> essendon out in one?
50:00 <TheRon> against north so yeah probs
51:00 <TheRon> if north plays like they can
51:00 <Picard> what do u think of norths chances?
51:00 <TheRon> north can beat anybody on their day
51:00 <Picard> essendon will be distracted this week, hird lurking around the l\club
51:00 <beehhh> my room smells like beer
51:00 <TheRon> sniffing that coaches seat
51:00 <beehhh> i farted a lot
51:00 <Picard> beehhh piss in the toilet not ya room
52:00 <doctor> those the smell of art beehhh
52:00 <beehhh> beer makes ya horny
52:00 <TheRon> paul kelly - to her door
52:00 <Picard> women make me horny
52:00 <TheRon> blokes talking tech makes me horny
53:00 <Picard> lol
53:00 <TheRon> too much?
53:00 <Picard> yes.
53:00 <Picard> Matthew will get erect
54:00 <TheRon> the mention of hird does it anyway
54:00 <xm> dont worry, beehhh happy. norell's penis isnt going anywhere. the only vestige of man that beehhh still loves
54:00 <TheRon> mention paul van der haar and he goes off tap
54:00 <JamesHird> Matthew
54:00 <JamesHird> Matthew: how are you?
55:00 <beehhh> im taking tourism
56:00 <TheRon> the velvet sledgehammer
56:00 <doctor> lol xm
56:00 <xm> doctor, i overslept by 30 mins. help me with a time management strategy to make up for it. im INFJ
57:00 <Picard> lol
57:00 <doctor> 1 and a half hours is a good run
57:00 <Picard> JamesHird u cant coach mate
57:00 <Picard> your a dud
57:00 <xm> doctor that sounds awfully familiar
57:00 <xm> should i get a mars bar afterwards?
57:00 <TheRon> worse than tim watson
57:00 <beehhh> png needs more tourist
57:00 <doctor> a mars would settle down nicely
57:00 <xm> should i get a mars bar afterwards?
57:00 <TheRon> worse than tim watson
57:00 <xm> should i get a mars bar afterwards?
57:00 <TheRon> worse than tim watson
58:00 <xm> yes, i want to go the male on male initiation ceremonies
58:00 <xm> go see*
58:00 <xm> maybe a bit of cannibalism too
58:00 <TheRon> carlton is sponsored by mars, they work rest but just can't play
58:00 <doctor> gotta bring back the colosseum
58:00 <beehhh> png needs more tourist
58:00 <doctor> a mars would settle down nicely
58:00 <xm> yes, i want to go the male on male initiation ceremonies
58:00 <xm> go see*
58:00 <xm> maybe a bit of cannibalism too
58:00 <TheRon> carlton is sponsored by mars, they work rest but just can't play
58:00 <doctor> gotta bring back the colosseum
58:00 <beehhh> png needs more tourist
58:00 <doctor> a mars would settle down nicely
58:00 <xm> yes, i want to go the male on male initiation ceremonies
58:00 <xm> go see*
58:00 <xm> maybe a bit of cannibalism too
58:00 <TheRon> carlton is sponsored by mars, they work rest but just can't play
58:00 <doctor> gotta bring back the colosseum
59:00 <doctor> sports just doesn't cut it when theres no blood, sweat, tears and semen
59:00 <TheRon> wrestling isn't real unless they bleed
59:00 <doctor> sports just doesn't cut it when theres no blood, sweat, tears and semen
59:00 <TheRon> wrestling isn't real unless they bleed
59:00 <doctor> sports just doesn't cut it when theres no blood, sweat, tears and semen
59:00 <TheRon> wrestling isn't real unless they bleed
00:00 <xm> they should introduce the reverse blood rule
00:00 <TheRon> inxs - devil inside
00:00 <xm> if there's no blood after 15 minutes
00:00 <xm> off they go
00:00 <LolinFirf> Matthew: whatever happened to colin?
00:00 <doctor> the get the thumbs down
00:00 <doctor> and the lions will have their way with them
00:00 <Matthew> 'James Hird will never return to Essendon'
00:00 <xm> they should introduce the reverse blood rule
00:00 <TheRon> inxs - devil inside
00:00 <xm> if there's no blood after 15 minutes
00:00 <xm> off they go
00:00 <LolinFirf> Matthew: whatever happened to colin?
00:00 <doctor> the get the thumbs down
00:00 <doctor> and the lions will have their way with them
00:00 <xm> they should introduce the reverse blood rule
00:00 <TheRon> inxs - devil inside
00:00 <xm> if there's no blood after 15 minutes
00:00 <xm> off they go
00:00 <LolinFirf> Matthew: whatever happened to colin?
00:00 <doctor> the get the thumbs down
00:00 <doctor> and the lions will have their way with them
01:00 <Matthew> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
01:00 <beehhh> transfer of detainee
01:00 <Matthew> famous last words from the world's biggest spastic "know all" with all of his Mildura connections...
01:00 <xm> bulimic lions too. so they can go through a few worthy victims
01:00 <Matthew> another FAIL of dismal proportions
01:00 <TheRon> did essendon take any lessons from what cronulla did?
01:00 <beehhh> one day straya would accept me as their own but that day will come in a few billion of year
01:00 <Matthew> 'James Hird will never return to Essendon'
01:00 <Matthew> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
01:00 <beehhh> transfer of detainee
01:00 <Matthew> famous last words from the world's biggest spastic "know all" with all of his Mildura connections...
01:00 <xm> bulimic lions too. so they can go through a few worthy victims
01:00 <Matthew> another FAIL of dismal proportions
01:00 <Matthew> 'James Hird will never return to Essendon'
01:00 <Matthew> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
01:00 <beehhh> transfer of detainee
01:00 <Matthew> famous last words from the world's biggest spastic "know all" with all of his Mildura connections...
01:00 <xm> bulimic lions too. so they can go through a few worthy victims
01:00 <Matthew> another FAIL of dismal proportions
02:00 <doctor> imagine if we could bring bring it all back today. Australia would become the next superpower
02:00 <LolinFirf> hey Matthew
02:00 <LolinFirf> how's colin?
02:00 <xm> doctor, everyone in the audience has a tablet. and there's a like (thumbs up) and not like (thumbs down) app
02:00 <Matthew> really well, thanks
02:00 <TheRon> matthew does alistair cook came and see you every tour??
02:00 <TheRon> did essendon take any lessons from what cronulla did?
02:00 <beehhh> one day straya would accept me as their own but that day will come in a few billion of year
02:00 <doctor> imagine if we could bring bring it all back today. Australia would become the next superpower
02:00 <LolinFirf> hey Matthew
02:00 <LolinFirf> how's colin?
02:00 <xm> doctor, everyone in the audience has a tablet. and there's a like (thumbs up) and not like (thumbs down) app
02:00 <Matthew> really well, thanks
02:00 <TheRon> did essendon take any lessons from what cronulla did?
02:00 <beehhh> one day straya would accept me as their own but that day will come in a few billion of year
02:00 <doctor> imagine if we could bring bring it all back today. Australia would become the next superpower
02:00 <LolinFirf> hey Matthew
02:00 <LolinFirf> how's colin?
02:00 <xm> doctor, everyone in the audience has a tablet. and there's a like (thumbs up) and not like (thumbs down) app
02:00 <Matthew> really well, thanks
03:00 <doctor> the wonders technology could do for us if we only it put it to proper use
03:00 <doctor> we could take pictures of ISIS slaves slaughtering each other in the stadium, then send them off to their families back home
03:00 <LolinFirf> Matthew: is colin back from Tas yet?
03:00 <TheRon> matthew does alistair cook came and see you every tour??
03:00 <doctor> the wonders technology could do for us if we only it put it to proper use
03:00 <doctor> we could take pictures of ISIS slaves slaughtering each other in the stadium, then send them off to their families back home
03:00 <LolinFirf> Matthew: is colin back from Tas yet?
03:00 <TheRon> matthew does alistair cook came and see you every tour??
03:00 <doctor> the wonders technology could do for us if we only it put it to proper use
03:00 <doctor> we could take pictures of ISIS slaves slaughtering each other in the stadium, then send them off to their families back home
03:00 <LolinFirf> Matthew: is colin back from Tas yet?
04:00 <Matthew> what do you think, cockhead?
04:00 <LolinFirf> he mustn't be giving you any, you're still really pissy
04:00 <LolinFirf> I didn't think gay men got periods
04:00 <Matthew> what do you think, cockhead?
04:00 <LolinFirf> he mustn't be giving you any, you're still really pissy
04:00 <LolinFirf> I didn't think gay men got periods
04:00 <Matthew> what do you think, cockhead?
04:00 <LolinFirf> he mustn't be giving you any, you're still really pissy
04:00 <LolinFirf> I didn't think gay men got periods
05:00 <xm> sadly technology has always been abused for things such as the electronic voting booths in the name of democracy or refrigerators connected to the Internet that contact the NSA when they hear you whispering under your own breath if the lights are still on when you close the door
05:00 <doctor> a terrible waste of the human spirit
05:00 <xm> sadly technology has always been abused for things such as the electronic voting booths in the name of democracy or refrigerators connected to the Internet that contact the NSA when they hear you whispering under your own breath if the lights are still on when you close the door
05:00 <xm> sadly technology has always been abused for things such as the electronic voting booths in the name of democracy or refrigerators connected to the Internet that contact the NSA when they hear you whispering under your own breath if the lights are still on when you close the door
06:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ssK9K9nLEQ
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The New Dell Inspiron 17 7000 ( Jan 6, 2014) 1:24 - Category: Science & Technology - 15,087 - 9 likes (13.6%), 57 dislikes (86.4%)
06:00 <TheRon> roos first week of the finals by 18
06:00 <Picard> colin got a new root in tassie, not a whiny bitchy cunt like matte
06:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqHRbP9Vbq4
06:00 <Picard> :p
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dell Inspiron 17 Review, Premium Touch Business Laptop ( Jun 3, 2014) 10:33 - Category: Gaming - 2,478 - 16 likes (94.1%), 1 dislikes (5.9%)
06:00 <doctor> a terrible waste of the human spirit
06:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ssK9K9nLEQ
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The New Dell Inspiron 17 7000 ( Jan 6, 2014) 1:24 - Category: Science & Technology - 15,087 - 9 likes (13.6%), 57 dislikes (86.4%)
06:00 <TheRon> roos first week of the finals by 18
06:00 <Picard> colin got a new root in tassie, not a whiny bitchy cunt like matte
06:00 <doctor> a terrible waste of the human spirit
06:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ssK9K9nLEQ
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The New Dell Inspiron 17 7000 ( Jan 6, 2014) 1:24 - Category: Science & Technology - 15,087 - 9 likes (13.6%), 57 dislikes (86.4%)
06:00 <TheRon> roos first week of the finals by 18
06:00 <Picard> colin got a new root in tassie, not a whiny bitchy cunt like matte
07:00 <LolinFirf> yeah a man like Colin doesn't want to deal with someone's pathetic whining
07:00 <LolinFirf> no time for bitches yo
07:00 <Matthew> TheRon talking about football? wait until thet Handbaggers are out in straight sets... you'll be silent for a month
07:00 <TheRon> colin or coln
07:00 <Matthew> the*
07:00 <beehhh> women loves having sex unlike men
07:00 <Matthew> as for Colin... things are much more stable now that he has deleted his Instagram account
07:00 <TheRon> bombers out in the first week
07:00 <xm> did Norell's sex drive go up after the change?
07:00 <xm> caterpillars cant have sex yo
07:00 <xm> but a butterfly like Norell on the other hand...
07:00 <LolinFirf> Matthew: is that because you're pissy about your competition, aka that girl who you hate?
07:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqHRbP9Vbq4
07:00 <Picard> :p
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dell Inspiron 17 Review, Premium Touch Business Laptop ( Jun 3, 2014) 10:33 - Category: Gaming - 2,478 - 16 likes (94.1%), 1 dislikes (5.9%)
07:00 <LolinFirf> yeah a man like Colin doesn't want to deal with someone's pathetic whining
07:00 <LolinFirf> no time for bitches yo
07:00 <Matthew> TheRon talking about football? wait until thet Handbaggers are out in straight sets... you'll be silent for a month
07:00 <TheRon> colin or coln
07:00 <Matthew> the*
07:00 <beehhh> women loves having sex unlike men
07:00 <Matthew> as for Colin... things are much more stable now that he has deleted his Instagram account
07:00 <TheRon> bombers out in the first week
07:00 <xm> did Norell's sex drive go up after the change?
07:00 <xm> caterpillars cant have sex yo
07:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqHRbP9Vbq4
07:00 <Picard> :p
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dell Inspiron 17 Review, Premium Touch Business Laptop ( Jun 3, 2014) 10:33 - Category: Gaming - 2,478 - 16 likes (94.1%), 1 dislikes (5.9%)
07:00 <LolinFirf> yeah a man like Colin doesn't want to deal with someone's pathetic whining
07:00 <LolinFirf> no time for bitches yo
07:00 <Matthew> TheRon talking about football? wait until thet Handbaggers are out in straight sets... you'll be silent for a month
07:00 <TheRon> colin or coln
07:00 <Matthew> the*
07:00 <beehhh> women loves having sex unlike men
07:00 <Matthew> as for Colin... things are much more stable now that he has deleted his Instagram account
07:00 <TheRon> bombers out in the first week
07:00 <xm> did Norell's sex drive go up after the change?
07:00 <xm> caterpillars cant have sex yo
08:00 <tooheys> i might as well not be able to have it either
08:00 <Matthew> no :)
08:00 <Picard> Matthew you are so insecure you made him delete his account?
08:00 <Matthew> anyway... you're annoying. welcome to my ignore list xx
08:00 <TheRon> india 4-1
08:00 <xm> but a butterfly like Norell on the other hand...
08:00 <LolinFirf> Matthew: is that because you're pissy about your competition, aka that girl who you hate?
08:00 <tooheys> i might as well not be able to have it either
08:00 <Matthew> no :)
08:00 <Picard> Matthew you are so insecure you made him delete his account?
08:00 <Matthew> anyway... you're annoying. welcome to my ignore list xx
08:00 <xm> but a butterfly like Norell on the other hand...
08:00 <LolinFirf> Matthew: is that because you're pissy about your competition, aka that girl who you hate?
08:00 <tooheys> i might as well not be able to have it either
08:00 <Matthew> no :)
08:00 <Picard> Matthew you are so insecure you made him delete his account?
08:00 <Matthew> anyway... you're annoying. welcome to my ignore list xx
09:00 <LolinFirf> yeah Picard
09:00 <LolinFirf> matthew knows he isn't a real man
09:00 <Matthew> wasn't that your Test series prediction, TheRon ?
09:00 <LolinFirf> and is worried colin will notice
09:00 <Matthew> that worked out really well for you...
09:00 <Picard> Matthew id hate to be your partner. you are such a whiny little bitch
09:00 <TheRon> one dayers now
09:00 <Matthew> you might get a prediction correct before the turn of the decade... keep trying champ
09:00 <Picard> no one cares about cricket
09:00 <TheRon> you get one in 5
09:00 <TheRon> india 4-1
09:00 <LolinFirf> yeah Picard
09:00 <LolinFirf> matthew knows he isn't a real man
09:00 <Matthew> wasn't that your Test series prediction, TheRon ?
09:00 <LolinFirf> and is worried colin will notice
09:00 <Matthew> that worked out really well for you...
09:00 <Picard> Matthew id hate to be your partner. you are such a whiny little bitch
09:00 <TheRon> one dayers now
09:00 <Matthew> you might get a prediction correct before the turn of the decade... keep trying champ
09:00 <TheRon> india 4-1
09:00 <LolinFirf> yeah Picard
09:00 <LolinFirf> matthew knows he isn't a real man
09:00 <Matthew> wasn't that your Test series prediction, TheRon ?
09:00 <LolinFirf> and is worried colin will notice
09:00 <Matthew> that worked out really well for you...
09:00 <Picard> Matthew id hate to be your partner. you are such a whiny little bitch
09:00 <TheRon> one dayers now
09:00 <Matthew> you might get a prediction correct before the turn of the decade... keep trying champ
10:00 <Picard> all that matters is australia belted the poms in the Ashes
10:00 <tooheys> cricket = poofters sport
10:00 <Picard> tooheys, Matthew is a POOFTER
10:00 <tooheys> lol is he
10:00 <Picard> yes
10:00 <LolinFirf> he is
10:00 <tooheys> dirty cunt
10:00 <TheRon> indeed
10:00 <Matthew> "no one cares about cricket" before going on to declare that the result of the Ashes was important
10:00 <LolinFirf> his boyfriends name is Colin
10:00 <Matthew> you are such a fucking dumb cunt
10:00 <Picard> 100% faggot. he is the bottom
10:00 <LolinFirf> he's insecure about Colin leaving him
10:00 <Picard> no one cares about cricket
10:00 <TheRon> you get one in 5
10:00 <Picard> all that matters is australia belted the poms in the Ashes
10:00 <tooheys> cricket = poofters sport
10:00 <Picard> tooheys, Matthew is a POOFTER
10:00 <tooheys> lol is he
10:00 <Picard> yes
10:00 <LolinFirf> he is
10:00 <tooheys> dirty cunt
10:00 <TheRon> indeed
10:00 <Matthew> "no one cares about cricket" before going on to declare that the result of the Ashes was important
10:00 <LolinFirf> his boyfriends name is Colin
10:00 <Picard> no one cares about cricket
10:00 <TheRon> you get one in 5
10:00 <Picard> all that matters is australia belted the poms in the Ashes
10:00 <tooheys> cricket = poofters sport
10:00 <Picard> tooheys, Matthew is a POOFTER
10:00 <tooheys> lol is he
10:00 <Picard> yes
10:00 <LolinFirf> he is
10:00 <tooheys> dirty cunt
10:00 <TheRon> indeed
10:00 <Matthew> "no one cares about cricket" before going on to declare that the result of the Ashes was important
10:00 <LolinFirf> his boyfriends name is Colin
11:00 <Matthew> why don't you just find the nearest lake to go and drown yourself in, you fucking fat unhealthy bald carrot cocked monkey ?
11:00 <Picard> colin wont stick around, why would he want to live with an insecure loser like Matthew
11:00 <LolinFirf> wow Matthew that's some bad PMS you have
11:00 <LolinFirf> don't they have pills for that?
11:00 <Matthew> you are such a fucking dumb cunt
11:00 <Picard> 100% faggot. he is the bottom
11:00 <LolinFirf> he's insecure about Colin leaving him
11:00 <Matthew> why don't you just find the nearest lake to go and drown yourself in, you fucking fat unhealthy bald carrot cocked monkey ?
11:00 <Picard> colin wont stick around, why would he want to live with an insecure loser like Matthew
11:00 <LolinFirf> wow Matthew that's some bad PMS you have
11:00 <LolinFirf> don't they have pills for that?
11:00 <Matthew> you are such a fucking dumb cunt
11:00 <Picard> 100% faggot. he is the bottom
11:00 <LolinFirf> he's insecure about Colin leaving him
11:00 <Matthew> why don't you just find the nearest lake to go and drown yourself in, you fucking fat unhealthy bald carrot cocked monkey ?
11:00 <Picard> colin wont stick around, why would he want to live with an insecure loser like Matthew
11:00 <LolinFirf> wow Matthew that's some bad PMS you have
11:00 <LolinFirf> don't they have pills for that?
12:00 <Picard> Matthew why do u always talk about my cock?
12:00 <LolinFirf> its all he can think of
12:00 <LolinFirf> your cock is always on his mind
12:00 <Matthew> because it's hard not too ... so tiny for a grown man
12:00 <TheRon> aus 120 for 1 after 26
12:00 <Matthew> EWW
12:00 <Matthew> especially when exposed to underage girls on online chat programs
12:00 <Picard> Matthew u will never see my cock
12:00 <Matthew> how sad for a middle aged, married man
12:00 <LolinFirf> Matthew: you aren't an underaged girl, you just act like one
12:00 <Picard> Matthew why do u always talk about my cock?
12:00 <LolinFirf> its all he can think of
12:00 <LolinFirf> your cock is always on his mind
12:00 <Matthew> because it's hard not too ... so tiny for a grown man
12:00 <TheRon> aus 120 for 1 after 26
12:00 <Matthew> EWW
12:00 <Matthew> especially when exposed to underage girls on online chat programs
12:00 <Picard> Matthew u will never see my cock
12:00 <Matthew> how sad for a middle aged, married man
12:00 <Picard> Matthew why do u always talk about my cock?
12:00 <LolinFirf> its all he can think of
12:00 <LolinFirf> your cock is always on his mind
12:00 <Matthew> because it's hard not too ... so tiny for a grown man
12:00 <TheRon> aus 120 for 1 after 26
12:00 <Matthew> EWW
12:00 <Matthew> especially when exposed to underage girls on online chat programs
12:00 <Picard> Matthew u will never see my cock
12:00 <Matthew> how sad for a middle aged, married man
13:00 <LolinFirf> you princess
13:00 <TheRon> hadin got 46, finch is on 56 marsh is on 13
13:00 <Picard> how sad for Matthew, losing colin  to a chic lol
13:00 <LolinFirf> that chick was more man than Matthew 
13:00 <TheRon> matthew i recommend cricketwithballs.com
13:00 <Picard> lol
13:00 <LolinFirf> Matthew: you aren't an underaged girl, you just act like one
13:00 <LolinFirf> you princess
13:00 <TheRon> hadin got 46, finch is on 56 marsh is on 13
13:00 <Picard> how sad for Matthew, losing colin  to a chic lol
13:00 <LolinFirf> that chick was more man than Matthew 
13:00 <LolinFirf> Matthew: you aren't an underaged girl, you just act like one
13:00 <LolinFirf> you princess
13:00 <TheRon> hadin got 46, finch is on 56 marsh is on 13
13:00 <Picard> how sad for Matthew, losing colin  to a chic lol
13:00 <LolinFirf> that chick was more man than Matthew 
14:00 <TheRon> seriously good writing
14:00 <Picard> colin couldnt tell the difference, both whiny bitches
14:00 <Matthew> Australia's series against Ethiopia will be one I will be following closely... ZzZzZz
14:00 <LolinFirf> you just like black men
14:00 <TheRon> matthew i recommend cricketwithballs.com
14:00 <Picard> lol
14:00 <TheRon> seriously good writing
14:00 <Picard> colin couldnt tell the difference, both whiny bitches
14:00 <Matthew> Australia's series against Ethiopia will be one I will be following closely... ZzZzZz
14:00 <LolinFirf> you just like black men
14:00 <TheRon> matthew i recommend cricketwithballs.com
14:00 <Picard> lol
14:00 <TheRon> seriously good writing
14:00 <Picard> colin couldnt tell the difference, both whiny bitches
14:00 <Matthew> Australia's series against Ethiopia will be one I will be following closely... ZzZzZz
14:00 <LolinFirf> you just like black men
15:00 <TheRon> finch is looking effortless
15:00 <Matthew> against the 894th ranked bowler from Harare... awesome
15:00 <Matthew> even fat fuck Picard would make runs against this team
15:00 <TheRon> a wins a win
15:00 <TheRon> zimbabwe is still in international cricket
15:00 <TheRon> finch is looking effortless
15:00 <Matthew> against the 894th ranked bowler from Harare... awesome
15:00 <Matthew> even fat fuck Picard would make runs against this team
15:00 <TheRon> a wins a win
15:00 <TheRon> finch is looking effortless
15:00 <Matthew> against the 894th ranked bowler from Harare... awesome
15:00 <Matthew> even fat fuck Picard would make runs against this team
15:00 <TheRon> a wins a win
16:00 <Picard> Matthew would be different if the poms beat them
16:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10202325779409219
16:00 <Picard> pity half the poms side are foreigners
16:00 <Matthew> SIMPLY IRRESISTABLEEEEEEEEEEE
16:00 <TheRiddler> picard's wife 
16:00 <TheRiddler> :P
16:00 <TheRon> zimbabwe is still in international cricket
16:00 <Picard> Matthew would be different if the poms beat them
16:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10202325779409219
16:00 <Picard> pity half the poms side are foreigners
16:00 <Matthew> SIMPLY IRRESISTABLEEEEEEEEEEE
16:00 <TheRiddler> picard's wife 
16:00 <TheRiddler> :P
16:00 <TheRon> zimbabwe is still in international cricket
16:00 <Picard> Matthew would be different if the poms beat them
16:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10202325779409219
16:00 <Picard> pity half the poms side are foreigners
16:00 <Matthew> SIMPLY IRRESISTABLEEEEEEEEEEE
16:00 <TheRiddler> picard's wife 
16:00 <TheRiddler> :P
17:00 <Picard> i wish she was that hot TheRiddler
17:00 <TheRon> all you zombies hide your faces
18:00 <TheRon> all you people in the street
18:00 <TheRon> fucking replays he's in
19:00 <TheRon> 129 after 27 overs
20:00 <Picard> Matthew when Colin is fucking your loose arse does it bother you he is thinking of chics?
21:00 <TheRon> Coln
21:00 <LolinFirf> Picard: 
21:00 <LolinFirf> this is how I picture matthew
21:00 <LolinFirf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atXIKI2XHj4
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GI Joe PSA - Gay (Mar 27, 2006) 0:32 - Category: Entertainment - 2,223,071 - 4,055 likes (96.3%), 154 dislikes (3.7%)
22:00 <TheRon> just hang shit about sport
22:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent-a-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10615645_10152277184456440_6111339659976055844_n.png
23:00 <TheRon> tigers gonna beat the swans?
23:00 <TheRon> i'm guessing not but
23:00 <tooheys> no way TheRiddler 
23:00 <tooheys> TheRon, 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard
24:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu you're trolling is old and boring 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> get some new lines fatso
24:00 <TheRiddler> he breaks lines
25:00 <TheRiddler> especially new lines
40:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
40:00 <Bastardly_One> decent freemasons doco
40:00 <Bastardly_One> on ummmmmmmmmmmm 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> 7 two
41:00 <Bastardly_One> sixty three
41:00 <tooheys> sounds like a boring load of shit
41:00 <tooheys> id rather keep playing mario kart 8
41:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One i havnt spoke to you for ages wtf are u ranting about old man?
42:00 <Picard> silly old cunt
42:00 <Picard> Lish hello lover
42:00 <Lish> Hey tard
42:00 <Lish> What's cracking
42:00 <tooheys> weve all scored roots off irc but has anyone actually had a successful relationship with someone from here
43:00 <partay> Hahaha
43:00 <partay> Picard you repulsive sick fuck.  
43:00 <Picard> partgay and Johninja did
43:00 <Picard> tooheys they fucked for about 8 months
44:00 <partay> Poor Picard
44:00 <partay> Loser on irc loser in life
44:00 <LolinFirf> partay
44:00 <LolinFirf> you love raz
44:00 <LolinFirf> you want his fish babies
44:00 <Picard> how was the food court partay?
44:00 <partay> Hahaha
44:00 <Picard> big mess on a monday?
45:00 <partay> Oh man
45:00 <partay> Hahaha
45:00 <tooheys> i just saw the bosses daughter on blendr and i liked her profile
45:00 <Picard> nice food scraps in the bin from the weekend? you can feast tonight
45:00 <tooheys> probably wasnt a great idea but i couldnt help myself
45:00 <partay> I had a good day thx
45:00 <Picard> tooheys pics?
46:00 <tooheys> cant go back to it
48:00 <Picard> tooheys did you know partay calls cleaning the food court at Westfields a public service job
49:00 <tooheys> that was a bit harsh
50:00 <simba> didnt know you advocated homophobia mate
50:00 <Matthew> great move... let's hope it stays that way
50:00 <simba> glad im not in your channel
50:00 <tooheys> who?
50:00 <gremlinz> haha
51:00 <simba> you
51:00 <simba> the 1 who commented 
52:00 <tooheys> lol
57:00 <Matthew> it must've been love... but it's OVER NOW
57:00 <MarleyQuinn> I like that song! 
58:00 <Matthew> it must've been good... but we've lost it somehow...
59:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=277418289111536
00:00 <simba> Smile - Nat King Cole
05:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you might like this doco
05:00 <Bastardly_One> might
05:00 <Bastardly_One> it's on 7 Two now
06:00 <simba> it would have 2 be pretty good 2 go watch tv
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and I think that bbw on winners and losers is cute
06:00 <Bastardly_One> cities of the underworld
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that show
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but this one is on the Freemasons forming America basically
08:00 <simba> o yea
08:00 <simba> im a mason
09:00 <simba> student
09:00 <simba> oops
10:00 <Skirmish> YO YO YO! What's news this evening? 
11:00 <xm> Bastardly_One, did you know the masons that designed DC were also metalheads that worshipped satan
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> amadeus was the first metal
12:00 <Skirmish> xm ... don't be a catfisher. 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate reckons he used to be one ... yep yep
12:00 <xm> i cant do this anymore
12:00 <Skirmish> I am feeling a bit redneck tonight.  Drinking 500ml cans of Becks Beer.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> if he was this that and the other he says he would not be where he is now IMO
13:00 <xm> Bastardly_One, name of documentary you are watching?
13:00 <xm> there are a few bad ones out there
13:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not really a doco but an episode of Cities of the Underground
13:00 <Bastardly_One> so they're explaining all the history of the underground buildings and that stuff
14:00 <Bastardly_One> it's alright for an American show usually
14:00 <samba> wouldnt it be made up if its a channel 7 documentary on the masons
14:00 <Bastardly_One> this is rather patriotic though 
14:00 <samba> like disinformation
14:00 <xm> samba, a common complaint
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said it's an ep of Cities of the Underworld
14:00 <xm> masons have done it themselves to discredit 'conspiracy theorists'
14:00 <Bastardly_One> which is a doco series on all sorts of underground cities
15:00 <Bastardly_One> like the Mafia speak easies and tunnel network
15:00 <Bastardly_One> etc etc
15:00 <TheRiddler> it's not freemasons but the mason family :p
15:00 <samba> so is a tv show masquerading as a documentary that trustworthy
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it's more a history show
16:00 <Bastardly_One> starts 7:30 anyway xm
16:00 <Bastardly_One> on 7Two
16:00 <xm> i'll only watch a documentary on Freemasonry if the producer ended up dying mysteriously from a heart attack, with no previous record of heart problems, and everyone else involved dies one by one mysteriously afterwards
16:00 <Bastardly_One> basically it seems Freemasons basically built america
16:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I told my housemate
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he can't even give me well known hand signs
17:00 <Bastardly_One> the loser
17:00 <Skirmish> Watching Fox News is hilarious.
17:00 <xm> im upset rn. i just saw a shop crime incident on TV where a slushie machine got throw over
17:00 <Skirmish> Scary too though that Americans think like this.
17:00 <xm> thrown*
17:00 <Bastardly_One> a slushy machine?
18:00 <xm> yes, rather unfortunate
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I am way pissed now too
18:00 <xm> the guy had it fall on his foot
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that's outrageous
18:00 <xm> but the point is
18:00 <xm> it's a slushie machine
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, exactly
18:00 <Bastardly_One> write and complain 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> about your distress
18:00 <Bastardly_One> or do what someone I know on here does
18:00 <Bastardly_One> rings and complains
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> she's always ringing tv stations
18:00 <Skirmish> Why do you type 6 lines when you could do it in 1?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> bad habit ... I type like I speak ... the elipsces are breaks too
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the other place I chat you have to hit speak/enter to actually post
19:00 <Bastardly_One> so
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you
19:00 <Skirmish> Cut it the fuck out then dickhead.  31000 lines hasn't won you any prizes. 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> can
19:00 <HoTChIcK15> Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile
19:00 <Bastardly_One> do that
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and then hit speak/update
20:00 <Bastardly_One> pure bad habit
20:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDS_GOw5Iq8
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ghost Club - Besotted ( May 13, 2014) 5:44 - Category: Music - 2,852 - 46 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:00 <HoTChIcK15> Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I could find the ep now as a link if you want xm
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a bit bored to be honest
21:00 <Skirmish> You certainly know how to make friends B1. 
21:00 <xm> think of IRC sentences as male genitalia. 1m pencil dick vs 8" fat sausage
21:00 <Bastardly_One> some of the artitecture they did are pretty fucking amazing though
22:00 <Bastardly_One> *arcitecture
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
22:00 <tooheys> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I'll find you the link ... you sound a bit bored
23:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QihqUKGsx20
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cities of the Underworld S01E09 Free Mason Underground Boston and Philadelphia ( Dec 29, 2013) 43:10 - Category: Film & Animation - 3,321 - 14 likes (82.4%), 3 dislikes (17.6%)
23:00 <simba> disinformation agent!!!!!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the narration will annoy you and bore you quick
23:00 <xm> im about to disappear to the etherworld again. i may have the CotU videos anyway. got plenty of documentaries around but havent been through them all
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the stuff they designed is pretty amazing though
24:00 <^B1^toUcHed^mE^> Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile
24:00 <tooheys> haha
26:00 <Skirmish> I think there are some people that don't like you B1. 
26:00 <Skirmish> Just a feeling I get.
26:00 <partay> Even more than Picard
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm supposed to care?
27:00 <xm> Bastardly_One, im surprised you didnt know about the masonic hoofprints in American history. you need to read less about Alberta and Canadian fish franchises
28:00 <Skirmish> HA HA HA HA HA HA xm I love you.
28:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I do dude ... I am just explaining what this ep is about
28:00 <xm> no really. how come you dont know this?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you were the one asking me
28:00 <xm> i thought you had a bent for alternative news / revisionism etc
29:00 <Bastardly_One> they totally built the place
29:00 <Skirmish> Either you're too dumb to realise how disliked you are, or you think that by hanging around people will change their minds.  
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I am saying it's interesting to see some of their stuff
29:00 <xm> u r full of surprisez
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and you asked me what it was about and I am terrible at explaining
29:00 <Skirmish> If people disliked me as much as they did B1, I wouldn't come back. 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> see the above bullshit from Skirmish as to why
30:00 <Skirmish> did- do+
30:00 <Bastardly_One> notice I'm more lucid when not being trolled all the time ... like the middle of the night
30:00 <Skirmish> You shouldn't call Quinn a bitch just because you freaked her out B1. 
31:00 <Skirmish> She didn't share any PM's, just said you were freaky. 
31:00 <MarleyQuinn> Aww Skirmish you knight
32:00 <JamesHird> Skirmish
32:00 <JamesHird> Skirmish: how are you?
32:00 <MarleyQuinn> I wanna unicorn. 
33:00 <^B1^toUcHed^mE^> Bastardly_One is a paedophile
33:00 <^B1^toUcHed^mE^> Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile
33:00 <Skirmish> lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> I knew it
33:00 <MarleyQuinn> See its stuff like that which is highly entertaining
33:00 <TheRiddler> you touched him
34:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIQX6jocs9g
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guy J & Henry Saiz - Meridian (Pryda Remix) [HD] (Jan 22, 2012) 9:07 - Category: Music - 131,575 - 1,009 likes (98.8%), 12 dislikes (1.2%)
34:00 <MarleyQuinn> Who what?
34:00 <Skirmish> Can I ask you an honest question B1?  I assume the answer is yes, so, why do you bother coming to chat here? 
36:00 <Loof> how utterly mindnumbingly boring
36:00 <MarleyQuinn> Your guy charm compares to my granny charm Skirmish
36:00 <The_Baron> Ottinger beer?
37:00 <The_Baron> Oettinger or whatever the fuck
37:00 <Skirmish> The_Baron: Becks
37:00 <Skirmish> MarleyQuinn: I really am a charming, lovely person.  I am glad you can see that. *blows MarleyQuinn catfish kisses*
38:00 <TheRiddler> I thought you said settle as in sit in
38:00 <TheRiddler> sit in a tast milo
38:00 <TheRiddler> +y
39:00 <MarleyQuinn> Toss your kisses to B1. He's the one looking for fap material.
39:00 <MarleyQuinn> Sometimes I like to sit in a milo? 
39:00 <The_Baron> oh come on
40:00 <TheRiddler> who wouldnt
40:00 <The_Baron> everyone here looks for fap material
40:00 <The_Baron> the internet is just a giant spank bank
41:00 <MarleyQuinn> And cats. 
41:00 <MarleyQuinn> Fap mats and cats. 
41:00 <MarleyQuinn> Holy shit it rhymes
41:00 <Loof> holy shit
41:00 <Loof> you suck
42:00 <MarleyQuinn> Haha
42:00 <Skirmish> YOU CATFISH, TAKE MY CHEESY WHITE SAUCE LIKE THE CATFISH YOU ARE! *fapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
42:00 <tooheys> lol i like oettinger
42:00 <Loof> you'd drink swill
43:00 <Skirmish> This is my first shot at canned beer.  Second can, getting fuzzy eyes. 
43:00 <Loof> face it man
43:00 <MarleyQuinn> Gdg bv
43:00 <Loof> metho is ok once you get used to it i hear
43:00 <tooheys> wouldnt drink xxxx
43:00 <Loof> should try that
43:00 <partay> Poor B1 . Gets picked on by everyone.  He must feel like Picard
43:00 <Skirmish> mix it with orange juice. 
43:00 <Skirmish> Nah people can handle picard.
43:00 <Loof> xxxx > vb
44:00 <MarleyQuinn> Cider
44:00 <tooheys> yeah right
44:00 <MarleyQuinn> No beer
44:00 <tooheys> vb's a shit beer, but xxxx is much shitter
44:00 <Loof> worse than vb?
44:00 <Loof> my god
44:00 <Skirmish> XXXX Summertime is quite nice.
44:00 <Loof> vb tastes like paint
44:00 <Skirmish> VB = Vaginal Butter.
45:00 <The_Baron> Vaginal Backwash
45:00 <tooheys> let me find u a funny review of fb
45:00 <The_Baron> get it right
45:00 <tooheys> vb
45:00 <Loof> Very Bogan
45:00 <Skirmish> Vaginal Bacteria.
45:00 <Marttin> Serenity,  lishmonster wanted to fight you the other day, she was so sure she was going to humiliate you
46:00 <The_Baron> being here is humilation enough
46:00 <Skirmish> Marttin: Serenity is a trained UFC fighter.  Lishmonster would get smashed.
46:00 <tooheys> "I'm told that the Aussies joke that VB stands for "Vomit Bomb", "Vaginal Backwash" or 'Very Bad', none of which come close to accurately portraying the horribleness that is this monstrosity of a beer (but, if I had to chose, I'd say that "Vomit Bomb" probably comes the closest)."
46:00 <Loof> lol
46:00 <Loof> so true
46:00 <MarleyQuinn> That's descriptive
47:00 <The_Baron> personally couldn't give a shit
47:00 <The_Baron> alcohol is the second rate citizen of the drug wortld
47:00 <Loof> same i dont drink
47:00 <The_Baron> world*
47:00 <Loof> ^
47:00 <MarleyQuinn> Nancy
47:00 <tooheys> woodys are another shit drink
47:00 <The_Baron> it's the nigger in the woodpile so to speak
48:00 <tooheys> i still buy them but i always regret it when i do
48:00 <tooheys> cougar's much better quality
48:00 <Loof> wine is the worst
48:00 <Loof> people that drink wine should be execute
48:00 <Skirmish> Wild Turkey American Honey.  Oh god I love that stuff.
48:00 <Loof> especially goon
48:00 <The_Baron> I mean, atm this country is being flooded with good eccies again, the lsd is aplenty too, there is enough quality weed to go around
49:00 <MarleyQuinn> Eccies? 
49:00 <The_Baron> and ppl still go to the pub, get shitfaced on bundy and rum, and listen to Cold Chisel
49:00 <Loof> fuck yeah this weed is couchlock shit
49:00 <The_Baron> Ecstacy*
49:00 <MarleyQuinn> Ahh ok
49:00 <Bastardly_One> hope you're getting pot like I am The_Baron ... finally some indica
49:00 <Loof> lol cold chisel
49:00 <Loof> pub songs
50:00 <Skirmish> Oh, MarleyQuinn, meet The_Baron. He's our version of Russel Brand with a drug habit.
50:00 <The_Baron> B1, actually today I could not find ANY weed
50:00 <The_Baron> :/
50:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwww
50:00 <The_Baron> well I was offered a sack of some really brown shit  bush
50:00 <The_Baron> but I declind
50:00 <The_Baron> declined*
50:00 <MarleyQuinn> Ahh lovely. Hello chap
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I've more than enough ... but going for more tomorrow
50:00 <Loof> i didn't have weed for an hour today
50:00 <Loof> it was rough :(
50:00 <The_Baron> tis prolly a good thing
50:00 <The_Baron> my tolerance is far too high
50:00 <The_Baron> especially after binging on space cake
50:00 <Loof> start dabbing
51:00 <MarleyQuinn> Zing?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> have too much trouble we'll work something out 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> it's almost Sept lazy cunt
51:00 <The_Baron> Loof, gotta wait till next month to make more oil/hash
51:00 <The_Baron> :/
51:00 <Bastardly_One> well, you are 
51:00 <Loof> i wont have any for a while
51:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, thanks for the reminder dude
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I was supposed to get mail in April
51:00 <Loof> oil i mean
52:00 <The_Baron> I'll dig em up send em tommoz
52:00 <The_Baron> I mean it this time
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the bro in law is getting a couple
52:00 <The_Baron> all good
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I owe the cunt for putting up with me all that time :P
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's doing me two at a time
53:00 <Bastardly_One> showed him the pic and he's like ... 2 of those instead of xyz
53:00 <Loof> weed is nowhere near as much as a problem for me as my caffiene tolerance
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin!
53:00 <The_Baron> what pic?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> the tree
53:00 <Picard> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
53:00 <The_Baron> aahhh
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that they turn into
53:00 <The_Baron> yeah the mango is a monster grower
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I was proving to him it's worth him doing it for me indoor
54:00 <Bastardly_One> just me providing the cash for things
54:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One did u get the job?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> is it thurs dickhead?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I find out them and I bet I don't
54:00 <Picard> escuse me?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I did the second time, first time I didn't know wtf you were
54:00 <Loof> if lish is 28 f melb then i'm a pokemon
55:00 <Picard> why Loof?
55:00 <Lish> What do you think I am?
55:00 <Picard> what is Lish?
55:00 <Lish> I'm 29 though :(
55:00 <Lish> Got older
55:00 <Picard> u old batt
55:00 <Lish> I know, drainer 
55:00 <The_Baron> who cares
55:00 <The_Baron> tits or gtfo
56:00 <Lish> Pass
56:00 <Loof> more like barry the 54 m frankston
56:00 <TheRiddler> Loof the pokemon
56:00 <^B1^toUcHed^mE^> Bastardly_One stop touching young children
56:00 <^B1^toUcHed^mE^> Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile
56:00 <Loof> i agree with whatever the next person says
56:00 <Lish> Why am I a maleeeee
56:00 <Loof> damn it
56:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/solarfistem/solar-fistem-shit-rainbows
56:00 <Picard> Lish has a penis?
56:00 <Picard> wtf?
56:00 <The_Baron> got another track up, not really finished
56:00 <The_Baron> but eh
57:00 <Lish> No penis
57:00 <^B1^toUcHed^mE^> Bastardly_One stop touching young children
57:00 <MarleyQuinn> Brb
57:00 <Loof> exactly
57:00 <^B1^toUcHed^mE^> Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile
58:00 <simba> The_Baron thats groovey
59:00 <The_Baron> cheers man
59:00 <Skirmish> Grease groovy?  
59:00 <The_Baron> nah
59:00 <simba> shitake rainbows
59:00 <Skirmish>  I'd love to listen but the internet here is terrible. 
59:00 <Picard> some people just dont understand
59:00 <Skirmish> Going back him tomorrow.
59:00 <The_Baron> there's no homoerotism involving muscle cars
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I like it
00:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like I've heard it
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't remember all the titles
01:00 <Bastardly_One> psy groovy
01:00 <Loof> that music would go so well in a driving game
01:00 <The_Baron> u might have if u actually saw it on soundcloud urself
01:00 <Bastardly_One> one thing The_Baron has is a perfect ear I swear
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, that spun you out didn't it?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <Loof> or even driving at night while listening to it
01:00 <Loof> along an autobahn
01:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't stalked for a while dude
01:00 <The_Baron> cheers loof
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, I know where you got that from
01:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna hear?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll link ya in pm
02:00 <The_Baron> we actually wrote it specifically for a certain doof organiser
02:00 <Loof> with a hot bitch beside you sucking ur dick
02:00 <The_Baron> who is batshit for rainbows
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it accidently stuck in your head
02:00 <Loof> in a ferarri
02:00 <The_Baron> got what from?
02:00 <The_Baron> and yeah link
02:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like Mercedes influenced
02:00 <Picard> harsh :P
03:00 <Picard> Quinn hello how are you tonight
03:00 <Bastardly_One> just tell me when I link ya 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> if you see what I mean 
03:00 <Quinn> Hola Picard. Not bad~ debating playing games or not.
03:00 <The_Baron> okies
03:00 <Skirmish> What games quinn?
03:00 <Picard> id say not!
03:00 <Quinn> 7 Days to Die
03:00 <Bastardly_One> *waits*
03:00 <Loof> haters gonna hate, lovers gonna love, i dont even want none of the above, i want to piss on you
03:00 <Bastardly_One> supposedly off it's face
03:00 <Bastardly_One> 7 Days to Die
04:00 <The_Baron> is that from Chappelle Show Loof?
04:00 <Loof> yeah lol
04:00 <Quinn> Are you nerdlike Skirmish?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I've only a console so real games aren't known to me
04:00 <The_Baron> ^^
04:00 <Skirmish> Quinn: I play lots of games.Very nerdlike.
04:00 <Bastardly_One> can you hear it yet The_Baron?
04:00 <Quinn> Yay!!
04:00 <tooheys> real games are ON consoles... pc's suck 
04:00 <Picard> my ability to game is Mindjolt lol
04:00 <Loof> lol
04:00 <Quinn> Oh, was it you that had steam but wasn't keen on adding people?
04:00 <Quinn> I forget.
04:00 <Loof> here we go
04:00 <Skirmish> Yes, that was me.
04:00 <Quinn> Gotcha
05:00 <Picard> Skirmish how are you?
05:00 <Quinn> What playing lately?
05:00 <Skirmish> Wargame Eurpoean Escalation Quinn but finished it Sunday.
05:00 <Skirmish> Picard: Living the dream. You?
05:00 <Quinn> Oou. Need moar game.
05:00 <Bastardly_One> tooheys, bah ... I want a gaming PC ... but I'll upgrade my console first I bet
05:00 <The_Baron> Loof, u still working on ur game?
06:00 <Picard> pretty much the same
06:00 <Skirmish> I prefer PC gaming. My son is the PS3 gamer. 
06:00 <Loof> after i finish the app i'm doing atm
06:00 <Quinn> PC is the way to go.
06:00 <Picard> counting down the days till my holiday
06:00 <xm> what's the current app Loof 
06:00 <Skirmish> Him and his mates play Minecraft, COD and BF4. 
06:00 <Quinn> Minecraft on PS3. o.e 
06:00 <Skirmish> Picard: I've had 3 weeks off now, 2 to go. 
06:00 <Quinn> I'd lose my mind. Minecraft + Controller.
07:00 <Quinn> Seems frustrating.
07:00 <Picard> lucky u
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it's different
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and
07:00 <The_Baron> u do realise u can hook up a mouse and keyboard to a ps3
07:00 <The_Baron> ?
07:00 <Picard> my big break is over xmas
07:00 <Picard> Lwaxana how are u my love
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't log onto a random server
07:00 <Skirmish> Sent an email off today about changing jobs again ... hope it's a positive response to what my demands are.  6 year contract.
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't do any admin on the PS3 Minecaft
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't even find others 
07:00 <Quinn> What kinda work Skirmish
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it's ... easier actually 
07:00 <The_Baron> b1? really
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah really
08:00 <The_Baron> didn't notice that myself
08:00 <Skirmish> Quinn: Contract Controller for a security company that has just taken a lot of Govt contracts. 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> get it and hook up to my world
08:00 <Bastardly_One> got it have ya?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:00 <The_Baron> but I guess my 10 yo has more of a clue than I do
08:00 <Quinn> Sounds fancy.
08:00 <The_Baron> go figure
08:00 <Skirmish> It's pretty much my old job before I got into the one I am in now.
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I cannot find one seed that works
08:00 <The_Baron> have u been tryin today?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yet I admin away on my server on the lappy all the time
09:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
09:00 <The_Baron> or u talkin about in general
09:00 <Bastardly_One> in general
09:00 <Skirmish> Not sure if they will meet my demands though.  I've asked for $75k + car + super + phone. 
09:00 <Skirmish> *shrugs* See how we go.
09:00 <The_Baron> well, I'll ask the lil one in the morn
09:00 <The_Baron> he is the minecraft obsessed nerd in this house
09:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... I hate that
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I found this kid of 8 on my server the other day
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and fuck me the shit he has built
10:00 <Quinn> brb potty
10:00 <Bastardly_One> was trolling me hard and I thought, I better go to his world and tell him off seeing as it's my job
10:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was there for fucking ever looking at shit 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> never did get around to telling him off
11:00 <Bastardly_One> for some reason I'm replaying Fallout New Vegas
11:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea why
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and FFXIII is about to become a frisbee
14:00 <Picard> hrrmmmm why was lwaxana lurking, who has been crying
15:00 <The_Baron> I might go a lamb burger
15:00 <The_Baron> bbs
15:00 <Picard> nuh
15:00 <Picard> im not into lamb in burgers
15:00 <Bastardly_One> was he asking you?
15:00 <Picard> was he?
15:00 <Picard> why so aggressive Bastardly_One?
16:00 <The_Baron> https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10603727_1492816667628120_8584994341748253741_n.jpg?oh=184e38224fa5e25e6a6daa88d090ae5c&oe=54786B4E
16:00 <The_Baron> bbs now
16:00 <The_Baron> a good giggle
16:00 <Picard> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm coconut rice
18:00 <Quinn> I think when this desk comes, I may draw more again. I missed drawing.
18:00 <Picard> what do u draw?
18:00 <Quinn> Lotsa stuff. 
18:00 <Picard> cool
19:00 <Loof> lives with his mum and plays xbox
19:00 <Loof> remind you of someone
19:00 <Loof> ?
19:00 <Loof> ah stinky_J aint here
19:00 <Loof> damn
19:00 <Quinn> https://scontent-b-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t31.0-8/176834_10150165495932177_6891563_o.jpg
20:00 <Quinn> Old old drawing. Before I had a scanner.
20:00 <Quinn> It'll get appreciated here, because tits. Probably.
21:00 <Picard> link doesnt work?
21:00 <Quinn> orly?
21:00 <Quinn> hmm
21:00 <Bastardly_One> works fine
21:00 <Picard> yes it does
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's fucking great artwork
21:00 <Picard> ffs u are awesome
21:00 <tooheys> thats pretty impressive
22:00 <The_Baron> bck
22:00 <Quinn> It'd be nice to draw again. New Desk means SO MUCH ROOM FOR ACTIVITIES.
22:00 <The_Baron> and btw yeah nice illustration
22:00 <Quinn> Thanks :D
22:00 <Picard> im a stick figure man
23:00 <Loof> Lish 1997 called, it wants it's dial-up internet back
23:00 <Lish> Oh I'm on my iPad, if I'm in another window and leave irc inactive for a minute it disconnects 
24:00 <Picard> its a pain in the arse
24:00 <Quinn> Just another thing Android does better than Iproduct.
25:00 <Picard> mmmmmmmm
25:00 <Lish> I think it's the application, not actually the device
25:00 <Lish> I can probably change it, but I'm lazy
26:00 <Picard> yes.
26:00 <Quinn> Do you use an App?
26:00 <Lish> Yeah 
26:00 <Picard> colloquy
26:00 <Lish> Colloquy 
26:00 <Quinn> Bah. I was gonna suggest the one I use but it's called "AndChat" so I'm guessing it's not gonna work in your case.
27:00 <Bastardly_One> there's another one ... I'm trying to think of it 
27:00 <Picard> there is?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> if colloquy doesn't work
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah one more
27:00 <xm> Lish, IRC999 never d/cs me
28:00 <Lish> Is it an app? Don't think it's apple, I'll check
28:00 <xm> it is
28:00 <xm> i run it on the iPhone
28:00 <Picard> footy classifieds is on soon, i hate that caro mole
28:00 <Bastardly_One> being android I've a few choices but there's 2
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and xm obviously knows of another
28:00 <Loof> Lish the salvos called, they want the clothes you stole from the clothing bins back
28:00 <Picard> he is a wanker
28:00 <Lish> Loof: very lame... Like extremely
29:00 <Lish> Oh he left
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard, she is a troll ... she's not so bad if you get that perspective
29:00 <xm> Lish, IRC999 seems to do everything what i need
29:00 <xm> except read red-text
29:00 <xm> which is vital in some channels
29:00 <xm> red on red
29:00 <Picard> wanker
29:00 <xm> 4,4MysTeRioUs ReD BloCk
30:00 <Picard> xm really?
30:00 <Picard> not that mysterious
30:00 <xm> just mostly bretty
30:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One doesnt get it
30:00 <Picard> fil him in
30:00 <xm> i dont think anyone really will. it's just a meme bretty started
31:00 <Lish> Not sure if I love it 
31:00 <Lish> What meme
31:00 <xm> red block of text
31:00 <Lish> Oh can you see red block of text on this app
31:00 <xm> but does it show the text if you go over it?
31:00 <xm> i dont remember actions working either
31:00 <Quinn> http://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/aLQPBw6_460sa_v1.gif
31:00 <xm> i think it said ACTION
31:00 <Quinn> For xm.
32:00 <Lish> Yeah it says action
32:00 <Lish> It's weird
32:00 <Lish> And it brings up the old keyboard
32:00 <Lish> It's ok though if it doesn't disconnect you
32:00 <xm> that must have been the father cat. obviously taking the mother cat's instructions literally of watching it 4,4 fall to the ground 
32:00 <Quinn> Hahahah
32:00 <xm> itll keep running though
33:00 <Quinn> "My child is going nowhere in life"
33:00 <xm> ive it had run without even knowing
33:00 <xm> just make sure you click the X to disc
34:00 <xm> there is one annoying thing though
34:00 <Lish> Yeah good idea or it'll drain my battery
34:00 <xm> if there's a lot of text going
34:00 <Lish> Mmm?
34:00 <Lish> The screen area is really small.
34:00 <xm> and you try to scroll up...it will ignore where you scrolled it up to...and go right back to the bottom again as if you had never scrolled... it happens when someone writes a new line
35:00 <xm> it might be a bug in the program. dont know
35:00 <MrMark> boooo!
35:00 <xm> wait for the pedo flooder to come back and test it out
35:00 <Lish> lol ok
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Lish, here's a few to choose ... http://appcrawlr.com/ios-apps/best-apps-irc-client
36:00 <Bastardly_One> some free, some otherwise
37:00 <Skirmish> Lish: Are you using Collqoy (or whatever it is) on your ipad?
37:00 <Skirmish> It's apples ios that makes active apps d/c in the background. 
37:00 <MrMark> we all behaving?
37:00 <Skirmish> Nothing you can do with app settings.
37:00 <xm> doesnt seem to happen with IRC999 for me though
38:00 <xm> kept happening with the rest
39:00 <Picard> baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
40:00 <MrMark> we all behaving?!!!
40:00 <Quinn> No.
47:00 <The_Baron> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/13625_876537789040493_4291102199829707723_n.jpg?oh=66b3edac42fa60e8297cb540542e2c85&oe=5472CB5D
48:00 <MrMark> oo do tell
48:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XOgihjmQuM
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Fastest Goal in Bundesliga History - Bellarabi Scores after 9 Seconds ( Aug 24, 2014) 1:06 - Category: Sports - 26,213 - 930 likes (97.7%), 22 dislikes (2.3%)
48:00 <simba> teh FasTest gole In BuNdESLiGa hiStory!!!!!!!!!!
51:00 <Picard> stebie
51:00 <Picard> Jewel helllo
53:00 <Picard> hahahh
53:00 <Picard> lmfao
53:00 <Picard> @ simba
54:00 <simba> ?
54:00 <simba> welcome Student
54:00 <Student> thank you sir
55:00 <Picard> Student are u really a Student?
55:00 <Student> yes, really 
55:00 <Picard> what do u study?
56:00 <xm> 0,4 00:00:09:00 
56:00 <xm> 7,4 00:00:09:00 
56:00 <Picard> stop harassing me in pm simba
57:00 <Picard> simba thinks irc ops will look good on his resume lol
57:00 <simba> fuck up Picard
57:00 <Picard> <simba> just doing me job mate
57:00 <Picard> please dont talk to me like that simba
57:00 <simba> was that in reference to a ban i made two hours ago that youre still sooking about?
58:00 <simba> yes it was!!!
58:00 <simba> shut up already 
58:00 <Picard> ffs amazing race is a double ep
58:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10259327_10153237186677662_4757314941221843105_n.jpg?oh=1a7de0cd4839d9661db95df8d91e5ce1&oe=545D03B5&__gda__=1416159651_5252b7bb3793bf0b094953d79469bebf
01:00 <MrMark> we all behaving?!!!!!!!!
01:00 <simba> yes im beehive ing
01:00 <MrMark> beehive yum
01:00 <Student> good girls
02:00 <Picard> lmfao
09:00 <Student> welcome simba :)
10:00 <simba> thank u
10:00 <Picard> pity
13:00 <Serenity> fags
13:00 <The_Baron> faggette
13:00 <Picard> hus
13:00 <Picard> h
14:00 <Bastardly_One> is that like being  juggalette?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> *a
14:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking keyboard
14:00 <Picard> nothing at all
15:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up you
15:00 <Picard> no
15:00 <Picard> make me
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you dont even know what I'm talking about
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't make shit
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I create art
15:00 <Picard> strangely enough neither do u
15:00 <Picard> :P
15:00 <simba> u mean fart*
15:00 <Student> :)
15:00 <MrMark> saucy and creamy
15:00 <Picard> full of gas?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> no, it's a play on the first part
16:00 <Bastardly_One> if you weren't so dense you'd see that
16:00 <TheDiscoInferno> Picard
16:00 <TheDiscoInferno> Picard: how are you?
16:00 <Picard> im fine thanks, you?
18:00 <MrMark> oooer
19:00 <TheDiscoInferno> Picard: I'm well
19:00 <Picard> simba sucks matthews cock and swallows his cum, i also heard Bastardly_One lost his computers because the police suspect he is a pedo.   is this true?
20:00 <simba> is that his idea of getting one up
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I should just do as I've been asked
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and see the cunt z-lined
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'll wait 
21:00 <simba> you were asked to watch him get z lined?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> negative
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'll wait until he's not going to bed I think
21:00 <Serenity> is b1 pretending he can get people zlined
22:00 <simba> you just love being abstract as shit then not explaining
22:00 <simba> what are you saying
24:00 <Picard> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllll
24:00 <^B1^toUcHed^mE^> Bastardly_One stop touching young children Bastardly_One stop touching young children Bastardly_One stop touching young children Bastardly_One stop touching young children Bastardly_One stop touching young children Bastardly_One stop touching young children Bastardly_One stop touching young children Bastardly_One stop touching young children Bastardly_One stop touching young children Bastardly_One stop touching young children Bastardly_O
24:00 <^B1^toUcHed^mE^> Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile
24:00 <Picard> wowsers
24:00 <Picard> thats a flood
25:00 <Picard> ok, serious question here
25:00 <Serenity> has this been going on all day?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno, not been here all day 
25:00 <Student> night and day
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's been going on all night
26:00 <Picard> awwww Bastardly_One
26:00 <Serenity> oh rigt
26:00 <Serenity> right
26:00 <Picard> u need to make a stand
26:00 <Serenity> ive only just connected today
26:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One why are they attacking you?
26:00 <milk> heya
27:00 <The_Baron> I'd be flattered personally
27:00 <Bastardly_One> why do you and Skirmish do it yourself Picard? then you'll have the answer to your own question
27:00 <Bastardly_One> idiot
27:00 <The_Baron> if someone took the time to write a flood script to abuse me
27:00 <Picard> english?
28:00 <The_Baron> at least I'd know ppl were paying attention
28:00 <The_Baron> :P
28:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly I'm that on people's minds
28:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly The_Baron
28:00 <Bastardly_One> about time a lot of you got over me really
28:00 <Picard> im not doing it
29:00 <simba> there are plenty of people late in their 30s and 40s who never successfuly transitioned from teenager to adult and you see the results here every day
29:00 <Picard> who have you upset Bastardly_One?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, you just flood my pm
30:00 <simba> fully grown men should not get this emotional because of chatroom politics
30:00 <Bastardly_One> idiot
30:00 <Picard> i resent that Bastardly_One
30:00 <Picard> dont be so abusive
30:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, get over yourself
30:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One where did this ped story come from?
30:00 <Picard> serious question
31:00 <Bastardly_One> one I won't answer for the likes of you
31:00 <MrMark> we dont want serious questions
31:00 <Bastardly_One> what part of fuck up don't you get?
31:00 <Picard> lol MrMark
31:00 <Picard> all of it
31:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One you could end the rumour right here right now
31:00 <simba> it came from the trash Picard go 2 sleep
31:00 <Picard> no.
32:00 <{B1^toUcHed^mE}> Bastardly_One stop touching young children Bastardly_One stop touching young children Bastardly_One stop touching young children Bastardly_One stop touching young children Bastardly_One stop touching young children Bastardly_One stop touching young children Bastardly_One stop touching young children Bastardly_One stop touching young children Bastardly_One stop touching young children Bastardly_One stop touching young children Bastar
32:00 <{B1^toUcHed^mE}> Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile Bastardly_One is a paedophile
33:00 <tooheys> lol Bastardly_One has been getting hammered today
33:00 <Picard> lol
33:00 <Picard> this been happeneing all day tooheys?
34:00 <Serenity> im not even on my pc either
34:00 <tooheys> its happened quite a few times since i got home 
34:00 <Picard> ok
34:00 <tooheys> probably shouldnt have told us that Serenity 
34:00 <Serenity> achoooo
34:00 <Serenity> why
34:00 <Picard> y
34:00 <Picard> y oh y
34:00 <Serenity> simbas still here
34:00 <Picard> for now :P
35:00 <simba> :P
35:00 <Picard> :)
35:00 <Picard> lol
35:00 <Picard> he is fragile
36:00 <Picard> lol tooheys
37:00 <Picard> lmfao @ notice
38:00 <Picard> is it in yet????????????????????
38:00 <tooheys> who are u talking to Picard 
39:00 <Picard> your mate
39:00 <tooheys> ahahahaha
42:00 <Picard>  ok this is boring
43:00 <MrMark> nah
45:00 <Picard> the MrMark
45:00 <Picard> thanks*
45:00 <Picard> partay fuck off
46:00 <partay> Off to bed Picard.  12 hr day tomorrow.  I have a catered course junket
46:00 <MrMark> no worries Picard
46:00 <Picard> to the bins outside the food court???
46:00 <partay> H8
46:00 <Picard> what treats you will find 
46:00 <partay> errr no
46:00 <Kynetic> lol
47:00 <Kynetic> sup partay
47:00 <Picard> junior cleaner in the food court
47:00 <partay> Hey kyentic
47:00 <Picard> promotion soon??
48:00 <partay> Im currently on secondment 
48:00 <partay> To state government
48:00 <Picard> so you are a cleaner at parliament house?
49:00 <partay> They asked me to project manage a project
49:00 <partay> Actually the minister will be there tomorrow
49:00 <Picard> of course they did
49:00 <partay> Kyentic big day soon
50:00 <Bastardly_One> not everyone is a loser stuck in a repetetive boring job hating their life like you Pictard
50:00 <Bastardly_One> good on ya partay
50:00 <partay> Heh Picard is funny
50:00 <Picard> lol Bastardly_One
51:00 <partay> Cos we all know he's a loser
51:00 <Picard> boring? repetetive?
51:00 <Picard> lol
51:00 <Picard> u guys make me lol
51:00 <simba> hola SpanishGuy!!!!!
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Pictard, yes you are ... very boring and very repetetive
51:00 <simba> *goodbye in spanish*
51:00 <SpanishGuy> Hola Simba 
52:00 <simba> hola!!!!!!!!
52:00 <partay> Maybe next life Picard
53:00 <simba> Picards daughter https://36.media.tumblr.com/42789777808a8255852bd230efd3b360/tumblr_mv24uwnKvC1qjbbyoo1_500.jpg
53:00 <partay> LOL
53:00 <BlackDevil> would bang
53:00 <partay> anyway
57:00 <tooheys> whos that :/
00:00 <Picard> awwww Bastardly_One hows it feel when the ops dont listen to u cry?
01:00 <Picard> simba needs to be removed
01:00 <Picard> dont paste my kids pics please
01:00 <Picard> you have been warned
02:00 <The_Baron> so, does anyone here have a hobby?
02:00 <Picard> yes i do
02:00 <The_Baron> :P
02:00 <Picard> u?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I whittle actually
02:00 <The_Baron> oh lord, he thinks he's people again
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know
03:00 <Picard> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty sad when he has those delusions of grandure
03:00 <The_Baron> grandeur*
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yep that word
03:00 <The_Baron> I have delusions of being a auto-correct
03:00 <The_Baron> :P
03:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm using that line
04:00 <The_Baron> be my guest
05:00 <The_Baron> shit it's only 11
05:00 <The_Baron> time goes by too slowly without weed
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, read this 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> not that you'll be too interested
05:00 <Picard> lol 0wned u old cunt
05:00 <Bastardly_One> this and it's companion piece are good shit
05:00 <Bastardly_One> http://servingmaster.com/2012/11/21/the-good-dom/ 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> was pleasantly surprised
06:00 <Bastardly_One> they are fucking great posts
09:00 <simba> the good dom
09:00 <simba> good dom bad dom
09:00 <Mew> is dom is good
09:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you clicked you can't comment 
10:00 <MarleyQuinn> Hullo Mew~
10:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckload of good info in that and it's companion piece
10:00 <simba> are  we allowed to keep typing random things about dom?
10:00 <Mew> Hi marshaquilt
10:00 <MarleyQuinn> Bahaha
10:00 <Bastardly_One> was surprised ... thought it was gonna be postulating wankerama
10:00 <exem> Hello you're 93% Dom. Other famous doms include Jimmy Carter, Mother Theresa and Albert Einstein
11:00 <simba> im a dom
11:00 <exem> me 2
11:00 <MarleyQuinn>  If you wanted to get a cute and affordable lamp-- where would you look?
12:00 <simba> http://www.cuteandaffordable.com/doms/lamps.htm
12:00 <MarleyQuinn> Lols
12:00 <simba> (ebay)
12:00 <exem> get a kitten from taidermist and put a light bulb through its head
12:00 <exem> from a taxidermist*
12:00 <MarleyQuinn> Ugh. I've ebay ed the fucking tits off of eBay. 
12:00 <Picard> ok im going this time
13:00 <Picard> bye pedo Bastardly_One hide that usb man 
13:00 <MarleyQuinn> Ebay is so much bigger here than Canada
13:00 <simba> tsk tsk tsk
13:00 <MarleyQuinn> Which is weird. 
13:00 <simba> how can someone so old be so immature
14:00 <exem> Picard is great with his kids. he thinks like one
14:00 <MarleyQuinn> Just a bit of Peter File
14:00 <tooheys> lol
14:00 <milk> meh
17:00 <tooheys> Bastardly_One have u docked with anyone today
18:00 <MarleyQuinn> Ozsale has a robot lamp :o
20:00 <tooheys> Bastardly_One i heard that u have an incredibly small dick 
20:00 <tooheys> i like samba... very useful software
20:00 <samba> latin samba
20:00 <samba> can u please try and forget about Bastardly_One mate
20:00 <samba> picard put off sleeping for an extra hour and a half just cos of that obsession
21:00 <samba> try 2 think of something else for a bit
21:00 <The_Baron> what he said
24:00 <tooheys> lol no worries man
25:00 <MarleyQuinn> To distract yourself,  you are always allowed to go get me cake. 
25:00 <MarleyQuinn> I will always encourage this. 
27:00 <tooheys> i am already distracted thanks im talking to someone about docking
27:00 <doctor> cake and docking
27:00 <MarleyQuinn> I see
28:00 <doctor> what a surprise!
28:00 <MarleyQuinn> Do not dock your cake. 
28:00 <MarleyQuinn> That's how yeast infection happend
28:00 <MarleyQuinn> Happens
28:00 <doctor> theres more than one way to enjoy cake
29:00 <MarleyQuinn> Not anally
29:00 <exem> eat the EAT ME cake for fun, but drink the DRINK ME bottle for a quick workout
29:00 <tooheys> docking a cake would be preferable to docking another guys dick
30:00 <simba> eat me drink me
30:00 <The_Baron> what a surprise, a bitch on irc demanding cake
30:00 <tooheys> lol The_Baron 
31:00 <tooheys> i dont even know why people like cakes im not a fan of them at all
31:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDSK91mUNLU
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MIKA - Big Girl (You Are Beautiful) (Nov 23, 2009) 3:12 - Category: Music - 14,575,238 -
31:00 <The_Baron> here's for all u cake loving bitches out there
31:00 <The_Baron> the only song that fat girls will get up to dance for
31:00 <The_Baron> even if it is 3 entire minutes
33:00 <exem> http://coagulus.newport.net/t/cake.jpg <-- even this tooheys ?
33:00 <tooheys> id have a pice of that one :)
33:00 <tooheys> ive seen a c64 one before too
34:00 <The_Baron> it aint nerdy enough unless it's a ZX-81
34:00 <ATS63> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10577095_853086868043101_513873535711646609_n.jpg
34:00 <exem> i was thinking of the C64 Alice in Wonderland game when i was making those EAT ME / DRINK ME comments
35:00 <MarleyQuinn> That was unexpected The_Baron
35:00 <MarleyQuinn> What'd I do to you? 
35:00 <The_Baron> nothing
35:00 <tooheys> never played that one exem
35:00 <The_Baron> I was just taking the opportunity to be a misogynistic pig
35:00 <The_Baron> :D
36:00 <exem> The_Baron: tooheys here was an Amiga mod tracker
36:00 <The_Baron> cool
36:00 <MarleyQuinn> As a delicate flower, I feel insulted by such brash commentary
36:00 <The_Baron> yeah I used to muck around with ProTracker
38:00 <tooheys> i still think protracker is the best software for composing music... the modern ones are too complicated and too hard to use
38:00 <The_Baron> sounds like ur just stuck in a retro rutt
39:00 <tooheys> im pretty oldskool
39:00 <ATS63> SP12
39:00 <tooheys> hate modern computing. companies like micro$hit have completely destroyed computers.
39:00 <mrdanger> ladies
39:00 <The_Baron> I mean sure, if ur still making Luke Vibert style jungle techno or lofi industrial
39:00 <The_Baron> it's oright
40:00 <The_Baron> u do any midi stuff with the amiga?
40:00 <tooheys> nah im into chip music The_Baron 
40:00 <The_Baron> or just tracking?
40:00 <The_Baron> ah yeah 
40:00 <The_Baron> well yeah chip music sure doesn't need anything more fancy than protracker 2.1 or some shit
41:00 <The_Baron> I do have a copy of LSDj here somewhere that reminds me
41:00 <Bastardly_One> was it you who wanted my sid chips?
41:00 <The_Baron> but my gameboy is broken
41:00 <The_Baron> :/
41:00 <tooheys> it was me who abused someone for wanting to cannibalise a c64 for its sid
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <The_Baron> some sick circuit benders out there who have made some mad instruments with SID chips
42:00 <exem> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> was one of two other people then
42:00 <simba> have u guys messed with nanoloop on game boy
42:00 <exem> that's like Chinese organ harvesting to you right
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I have
42:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kDhpFaf4EY
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I tell you what is good
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: C64 Bass Guitar - Cool to be Square Wave? (Jul 8, 2012) 2:54 - Category: People & Blogs - 541,401 - 9,434 likes (99%), 100 dislikes (1%)
42:00 <Bastardly_One> that korg ripoff on the DS
42:00 <The_Baron> IT IS
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah The_Baron I've a modded one I play with 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> a C64
43:00 <The_Baron> dude, we use 2 DS's with that running live
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and still own that
43:00 <Bastardly_One> easy
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you could
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucking mad yes?
43:00 <The_Baron> it is
43:00 <Bastardly_One> actually
44:00 <The_Baron> Korg DS-10 is a great bit of micro music madness
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I am really proud of a dark moody piece I made on tht
44:00 <The_Baron> surprised u didn't notice some of the sounds in my tracks
44:00 <The_Baron> :P
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll seriously upload it someday for you
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I have knob :P
44:00 <mrdanger> none of your music is music
44:00 <Bastardly_One> we sit there going on about other stuff we like being made with whatever
44:00 <The_Baron> I tell ya what though
44:00 <Bastardly_One> so of couse I do the same to you :P
45:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> *course
45:00 <The_Baron> sometimes we hook one DS up to a Kaos pad and another to a Kaossilator
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I tried to play someone POS today by the way
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that was fucking hillarious
45:00 <The_Baron> and that makes for some magic
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never seen someone so affronted in my life
45:00 <The_Baron> lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> over a group of sounds
45:00 <Bastardly_One> hilarious
45:00 <The_Baron> u should have showed them the videoclip for Lick My Diaper
46:00 <Bastardly_One> can't you hear the structure?
46:00 <mrdanger> no
46:00 <Bastardly_One> no I can't fucking hear anything!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and the faces
46:00 <Bastardly_One> was gold
46:00 <Bastardly_One> hey mrdanger
46:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I really should of caught that ... was on skype
47:00 <Bastardly_One> even better to a mothers reaction to skrillex
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's pretty good
48:00 <tooheys> i might go to bed... missing someone sucks
48:00 <Bastardly_One> so, yeah now I know how to punish her
48:00 <Bastardly_One> "dont make me play POS!"
48:00 <Bastardly_One> distract yourself tooheys
48:00 <Bastardly_One> happens to the best of us at some stage
49:00 <ATS63> And some people are distracted their whole lives :)
50:00 <The_Baron> http://vimeo.com/49099174
50:00 <The_Baron> b1, show ur friend this video next time
50:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
50:00 <Bastardly_One> no
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
50:00 <mrdanger> when my parents were driving me home from the hospital after i was born, my dad was backing in the driveway and ran over my brother. he just got knocked down right in the middle of the car and got up unharmed.
50:00 <mrdanger> true story.
51:00 <exem> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS-zK1S5Dws
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and you've been trying to murder him since haven't you?
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tubthumping(i get knocked down) by Chumbawamba (Mar 1, 2008) - Category: Music - -
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a little Damien
51:00 <The_Baron> u know I first time I met POS (swift) I asked him if he would make sculptures out of dogshit with me
51:00 <The_Baron> he declined
51:00 <Bastardly_One> wow!
51:00 <Bastardly_One> he declined?
51:00 <The_Baron> yep
51:00 <Bastardly_One> was he ill?
51:00 <The_Baron> the cunt
51:00 <The_Baron> :P
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I tried to explain him
51:00 <The_Baron> actually I think he was jetlagged and I was extremely fucked on a piece of paper that had a teddy bear on it
51:00 <mrdanger> Bastardly_One: one time he did something to upset me, so i annoyed him to the point he chased me down the length of the house, in to my parents bedroom. I knew I was faster than him so I had prepared a sack of batteries, and knocked him out cold.
51:00 <Bastardly_One> just made it worse
51:00 <mrdanger> also a true story
51:00 <Bastardly_One> loll
52:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha mrdanger
52:00 <The_Baron> dunno why he came back to australia really
52:00 <mrdanger> i freaked the fuck out when i knocked him out
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a weird place
52:00 <Bastardly_One> wait until you leave it for a while
52:00 <mrdanger> i was probably like 7
52:00 <The_Baron> he was better off in holland and berlin
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you miss it
52:00 <mrdanger> he was 11
52:00 <mrdanger> sucker
52:00 <The_Baron> I guess ya would
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but wait until you leave it for a while ... you always miss it
52:00 <The_Baron> I suppose so
53:00 <Bastardly_One> we live really well over here
53:00 <The_Baron> aint left this country since I was 11
53:00 <Bastardly_One> down here
53:00 <The_Baron> yeah we do
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol mrdanger ... that amuses me 
53:00 <mrdanger> i also got a new bike for christmas one year, and he jumped on my old bike to ride it a week or so later, and i chased him with a chisel for a good 100m
53:00 <The_Baron> but I mean, for a weirdo artist type
53:00 <The_Baron> australia sucks
53:00 <Bastardly_One> America I have never worked so hard in my life
53:00 <Bastardly_One> to live a decent quality of life
53:00 <mrdanger> i was a bit nutso
53:00 <tooheys> we dont live that well... look how fucking expensive everything is
53:00 <The_Baron> go to berlin, u can have 500 ppl dancing to 1000bpm fart noises while u wear a blood stained apron
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah we aren't big enough for a weirdo to make it 
54:00 <The_Baron> :P
54:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha true
54:00 <exem> when i was 9 i taped over all my brother's guns 'n roses tapes with new kids on the block
54:00 <Bastardly_One> look how big David Thrussel is over there
54:00 <The_Baron> exem, that is evil
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he makes a fortune DJing for months
54:00 <exem> the right stuff
54:00 <mrdanger> shitty place to try and be an artist, a comedian in australia has to have a day job, yet Adam Hills gets to be an international success. 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> then comes home and makes records
54:00 <mrdanger> its not a fair world
55:00 <The_Baron> David Thrussel, doesn't he play at Berghain or someshit?
55:00 <exem> is he the guy that is in the UK now?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol xm ... OMG!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <mrdanger> yeah he's a dickface
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah The_Baron
55:00 <exem> i can never remember their names
55:00 <beehhh> bull shit
55:00 <The_Baron> minimal dark german techno
55:00 <exem> the one that made that twitter comment about rove's wife i think
55:00 <mrdanger> wil anderson/adam hills 
55:00 <tooheys> nothing is fair about the music industry you have VERY talented musicians struggling to pay the bills while talentless cunts like nicki minaj & justin bieber are raking in millions of dollars
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and a good DJ as well as being Snog, Black Lung and Soma
55:00 <exem> all aussie comedian look da same to me
55:00 <mrdanger> i never knew the difference between them until gruen
55:00 <Bastardly_One> makes a fortune in germany
55:00 <The_Baron> oh yeah
55:00 <The_Baron> I know him
55:00 <Bastardly_One> then just comes home to the farm up the road
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and makes records
56:00 <The_Baron> he did those collabs with Thomas (Nam Shub)
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... been friends with him forever
56:00 <Bastardly_One> since I was 20 like
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, that'd be him
56:00 <mrdanger> 20 isnt really forever
56:00 <Bastardly_One> like his work?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the germans love him
56:00 <The_Baron> not so much snog
56:00 <The_Baron> but I love his Black Lung project
56:00 <Bastardly_One> bh
56:00 <beehhh> devil's playground
57:00 <mrdanger> beehhh how is sarawak
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I love his sarcastic industrial pop of snog
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Black Lung is scary to a lot of people
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
57:00 <mrdanger> im going to malaysia again in 2 weeks
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's fucking brilliant
57:00 <Bastardly_One> soma should be self explanitory
57:00 <mrdanger> i dont like music that isnt music
57:00 <The_Baron> hold up..
57:00 <Bastardly_One> they sound psycore ambient
58:00 <Bastardly_One> ambient psycore
58:00 <The_Baron> http://metropolistouring.com/current_tours_pop_will_eat_itself_australian_tour.html
58:00 <Bastardly_One> correct
58:00 <The_Baron> I guess u heard about this?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> P-W-E-I ... *scratch a record here*
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and it'll be SHIT
58:00 <Bastardly_One> they haven't got new material
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Lemonheads in Dec too and I'm going to finally punch evan dando out
59:00 <Bastardly_One> can't wait
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> if PWEI had new stuff besides the single around the world cup
59:00 <mrdanger> have you guys seen searching for sugarman?
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