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00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh oh oh!
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh oh!
00:00 <Skirmish> It's cold tonight so I have an inny. 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> remember that bitch I was talking about the other day?
00:00 <ATS63> No
00:00 <Bastardly_One> karma has struck already
00:00 <ATS63> Nobody does
00:00 <Serenity> josh my niece paid like $10 for this 2 kilos bag of 'defective' rock candy from some lolly shop where she lvies
00:00 <Bastardly_One> her man dumped her 
00:00 <Serenity> just meant that they were ones that got cut funny
00:00 <Serenity> or the writing was wrong
00:00 <Serenity> etc
00:00 <ATS63> You'll have to repeat the story like you do for every story
01:00 <Skirmish> ATS63: Don't encourage him to break 31000 lines please.
01:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing wrong with so called rejected lollies
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I do that with mates all the time 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> love mates ... yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
01:00 <Skirmish> I bet women that meet B1 call his penis "the rejected lolly". 
02:00 <Skirmish> Because it looks munted.
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and the seconds of musk sticks ... who cares? tastes the same 
02:00 <Serenity> guy i used to know worked at peters and used to get us boxes of defective ice creams
02:00 <Serenity> like $5 for a box of drumsticks
02:00 <Serenity> that had fucked labels
02:00 <ATS63> Skirmish: I didn't think virgins had shown their penis to anybody
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that all? nice
02:00 <Serenity> and by box i mean it had like 20 ice creams
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah a carton
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that's even cheaper than NQR when they have them
02:00 <Bastardly_One> nice
02:00 <Skirmish> No, they sell boxes of 20.
03:00 <Bastardly_One> box/carton
03:00 <Bastardly_One> depends which side of the fence you live on 
03:00 <tooheys> lol nqr
03:00 <Serenity> some would have like 4 wrappers on them lol or some would have half a one
03:00 <Bastardly_One> we mean the same shit
03:00 <Serenity> or the cones would have a crack
03:00 <Bastardly_One> tooheys, don't knock the shithole until you suss it out
04:00 <Serenity> what is nqr
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Not Quite Right
04:00 <tooheys> i didnt knock it
04:00 <ATS63> Literally, depends on which side of the fence...
04:00 <Serenity> o
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you can work the rest out 
04:00 <tooheys> ive been there before
04:00 <tooheys> but i wouldnt bother now that aldi exists
04:00 <ATS63> See in dept of housing land, they call it a carton, because cigarette companys do.
04:00 <Bastardly_One> our NQRs rock 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> really good shit actually 
04:00 <ATS63> Elsewhere its a box, because thats how ebay arrives.
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and our aldis are shit 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm addicted to the savs in batter you can get there
05:00 <Bastardly_One> live the ones from the fish shop
05:00 <tooheys> our aldis are great apart from the fact that theyre full of muslims
05:00 <Bastardly_One> *like the ones
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, in my city they're shit 
05:00 <Skirmish> ]Aldi annoys me.  Woolworths all the way.
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I never find a thing in there
05:00 <Serenity> we get aldi next year
05:00 <Serenity> woop woop
06:00 <Serenity> and KK in nov
06:00 <Bastardly_One> out of the two big chains coles is better in Vic than Woolies I think
06:00 <ATS63> You know what'd be nice right now. KFC
06:00 <tooheys> weve had both of those things for like over 10 years :/
06:00 <slinky_J> i haz kfc
06:00 <slinky_J> u want some
06:00 <tooheys> Bastardly_One, nah, safeway's way better
06:00 <Bastardly_One> they too will wonder what the fuss over KKs is
06:00 <tooheys> the meat at coles is shit
07:00 <Maurice> No Serenity, I get aldi, you get to drive 40 mins to it :P
07:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking disgusting globs of grease 
07:00 <slinky_J> What the fuck is wrong with these chickens?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not a donut
07:00 <ATS63> Sure, unobtainable KFC will be very nutritious
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a glob of greasy dough
07:00 <slinky_J> They just angry because all I feed them is cocaine AND CHICKEN AHAHA
07:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152371474661297
07:00 <ATS63> I have to go all the way to george st... fuck that :(
08:00 <Bastardly_One> o
08:00 <Bastardly_One> m
08:00 <Bastardly_One> g
08:00 <Skirmish> That could have been done on one line. 
08:00 <Serenity> shut your cunt Maurice
08:00 <slinky_J> ill have sex with george for u
08:00 <Maurice> NEVER
08:00 <Skirmish> Cut that shit out you're not a 13yo girl.
08:00 <Bastardly_One> My long lost ex just showed up online ... she's been impregnating pandas
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> at the adelaide zoo
08:00 <Serenity> do all these ex's of yours nknow they are your exs
09:00 <Maurice> Lol
09:00 <Student> ha ha
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Serenity at the vid and get fucked 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> awesome comeback I know
09:00 <Bastardly_One> "get fucked"
09:00 <Maurice> Like the one you kinda dated
09:00 <Maurice> You knew it but she didn't
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and yes she does 
09:00 <Serenity> ive already been fucked today im too tired for another
09:00 <Bastardly_One> rude wench
10:00 <Bastardly_One> just the way she was like she was busy impregnating pandas
10:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds kinky 
10:00 <ATS63> slinky_J: I have a 50 year old uncle called george. B1 reminds me of him. Probably a virgin. So yes, please fuck george
10:00 <Jewel> lol
10:00 <Maurice> I have an 83 yr old grandfather called George
11:00 <slinky_J> uh oh
11:00 <Skirmish> lol Serenity 
11:00 <slinky_J> i read george and all i hear is
11:00 <slinky_J> GEOOORRGGIIEE
12:00 <Serenity> HIYA GEORGIE
12:00 <Serenity> i am pennywise the clown, and you are georgie
12:00 <Serenity> now we know each other
12:00 <Bastardly_One> IT
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I always wonder if pennywise got their name from that book
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but I think it was out after they were big
13:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is the big deal about clowns?
13:00 <Maurice> Fuck that in the arse with a pitchfork
13:00 <Bastardly_One> they're hardly scary
14:00 <Serenity> it was published in 1986
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that long ago?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
14:00 <Maurice> I was 5
14:00 <Maurice> Bastardly_One was 35
14:00 <Serenity> i wasnt born
14:00 <Bastardly_One> then it likely was 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
14:00 <ATS63> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xSNiPx791A
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Killer Clown Scare Prank! (May 11, 2014) 3:24 - Category: Entertainment - 24,321,224 - 152,141 likes (95.9%), 6,472 dislikes (4.1%)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to remember how old I actually was then
14:00 <Bastardly_One> 69 - 86
14:00 <Maurice> The only books I've read are The Green Mile
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean the other way around
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, read the stand uncut
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and the Dark Tower books
15:00 <Maurice> Oh his that is
15:00 <Maurice> I've read other books obv
15:00 <Maurice> Of*
15:00 <Bastardly_One> the Stand uncut is bril
15:00 <Skirmish> meh bed time.
15:00 <Maurice> Like Run, Spot, Run
15:00 <Maurice> And Wheres Wally
15:00 <Bastardly_One> hold that thought on spot
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll see why when my browser works
17:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/40486_423465793103_3902076_n.jpg?oh=3f0f68c01e39f17f4be62b0037682813&oe=546EE528&__gda__=1417366553_91ef0d592e0c2159e157acd168ae4ae0
17:00 <Bastardly_One> long url but it'll work
18:00 <tooheys> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10441019_653819231369781_4672314109329945206_n.jpg?oh=898def6668ed609b644af1d56dac7dda&oe=5466A04C&__gda__=1417007092_be5872cbec8739834ba49fade8fc2dc1
18:00 <slinky_J> so i dld 3 movies today
18:00 <slinky_J> pls pls burp already slinkys
19:00 <Bastardly_One> *belches loudly*
19:00 <Bastardly_One> like that?
19:00 <slinky_J> yeh
19:00 <slinky_J> but ive had HEAPS of kfc
19:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate is always telling me off for belching
20:00 <Bastardly_One> like I care? 
20:00 <tooheys> lol i get told off for it at work
20:00 <slinky_J> fkn net
20:00 <slinky_J> my exchange must be shit
20:00 <slinky_J> or wotevs
22:00 <slinky_J> woo hoo found doco on camgirls
23:00 <tooheys> ive seen that its not great
23:00 <Bastardly_One> did you ever wanna just get in touch with someone you hurt?
23:00 <tooheys> $ ls ~/tvshows|grep -i webcam
23:00 <tooheys> The Truth About Webcam Girls HDTV x264 C4TV
23:00 <Bastardly_One> did you ever wanna join a collective? or throw a party just so you could miss it?
24:00 <Serenity> just how bb are you
25:00 <Bastardly_One> que?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> got a kiss on the neck from a morning cartoon, pulling the knot out, I just can't lose
26:00 <Bastardly_One> la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaa
26:00 <MarleyQuinn> So apparently,  I'm a catfish. 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I'm all thumbs and toes with the way that it comes and the way that it goes
26:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently you're a stupid bitch that repeats pm's
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but anyway :)
26:00 <Serenity> i did hear that story MarleyQuinn
26:00 <Serenity> i didnt know fish could type
27:00 <MarleyQuinn> I don't think addressing matters involving myself constituted being a stupid bitch?
27:00 <slinky_J> haha ye tooheys thats what im watchin
27:00 <slinky_J> the camgirl grabbed n spanked her ass
27:00 <slinky_J> n all i did was sniff the air
27:00 <slinky_J> lolz
28:00 <MarleyQuinn> I just like to clarify matters.
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I do if you think that was being hit on idiot
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and passing shit on to trouble makers and I'd suggest being aware of it 
28:00 <slinky_J> what's a catfish
28:00 <Bastardly_One> play innocent somewhere else
28:00 <MarleyQuinn> Lol I never said I considered it being hit on. 
28:00 <slinky_J> do u like bein hit on
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what was cut and pasted in here
28:00 <slinky_J> do you snort teh ballz?
29:00 <MarleyQuinn> I was told that you said I catfished you.
29:00 <Bastardly_One> no, I was told that by someone else
29:00 <tooheys> wtf does catfishing someone involve
29:00 <Bastardly_One> after the convo was cut and pasted by someone else again in here
29:00 <MarleyQuinn> Catfish is a person who trolls someone romantically. 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> so innocent won't really cut it :)
29:00 <slinky_J> haha
29:00 <slinky_J> i must be a catfish
30:00 <slinky_J> AHAHAHA
30:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on a sec kids
30:00 <MarleyQuinn> Lol slinky
30:00 <slinky_J> tooheys if u were a srsly hot chick would u be a camgirl?
30:00 <slinky_J> i so would
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to tell my housemate to fuck right off
30:00 <slinky_J> eazy moneh
30:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, do you like slapstick?
30:00 <tooheys> no i wouldnt because i wouldnt lower myself to that level
30:00 <Bastardly_One> the moneh line is why I asked
31:00 <slinky_J> but its not like strippin at a club
31:00 <tooheys> in a way its actually worse
31:00 <Bastardly_One> my monay mutherFUCKER
31:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
31:00 <tooheys> people arent pulling their dicks over u at a strip club
31:00 <slinky_J> oh man this one camgirl is a lesbian irl
31:00 <slinky_J> wot a teaze
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah back
33:00 <Bastardly_One> exciting huh?
34:00 <MarleyQuinn> For future reference B1 I'm definitely not interested in hitting on 45 year old guys. I was not sent here by simba or anyone else and in regards to "what I said" - which was copy pasting your message to me - I do not require your "protection".
34:00 <Student> he is like 47
34:00 <MarleyQuinn> That's that dealt with.
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... whatever ... trouble making bitch
34:00 <MarleyQuinn> Lol 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway let's all sing 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asl6bo1O_Is
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BoonDoX - Unwritten/Untold (Krimson Creek 03) (Jan 18, 2009) 3:58 - Category: Music - 11,889 - 73 likes (97.3%), 2 dislikes (2.7%)
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lighters in the air and sway
39:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdLZPl52pi4
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BoonDoX - Death of a Hater feat. Jamie Madrox (Krimson Creek 15) (Jan 18, 2009) 5:40 - Category: Music - 26,311 - 123 likes (98.4%), 2 dislikes (1.6%)
44:00 <Student> ice bucket challenge
45:00 <Serenity> pieter took ice bucket too literally and OD'd
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
45:00 <Student> wow
46:00 <Bastardly_One> love your work
46:00 <Bastardly_One> topic that
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that is way worth it 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you nearly succeeded killing me too
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I was having a bong reading that 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> nearly died
47:00 <Bastardly_One> if I was Madrox I'd change my name
47:00 <Student> technically, a person without brain is dead ;)
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Jamie is such a shit name
47:00 <Bastardly_One> it's my name 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so whiny
47:00 <Student> your name is jamie?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
48:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcKUXkm2vkc
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boondox - Inbred Evil (Oct 15, 2008) 0 - Category: Music - 1,550,771 - 6,537 likes (90.3%), 706 dislikes (9.7%)
48:00 <Bastardly_One> love this song 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and the title is wrong and it's the official clip from the label
48:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Inbread Evil
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought everyone knew that Student
49:00 <ATS63> lel
49:00 <ATS63> for a moment there I thought my youtube rampage of funny videos were ending in failure... they just werent funny
50:00 <ATS63> now I'm on a round of 50 cals to the face
50:00 <ATS63> that shit is always funny
50:00 <Student> never brought in front of me 
51:00 <ATS63> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZKq7ZTn4qA
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 50 CAL Fail (Sep 18, 2009) 0:47 - Category: Comedy - 16,045 - 9 likes (81.8%), 2 dislikes (18.2%)
51:00 <ATS63> People do it on the lower cals too. Wrong grip
52:00 <ATS63> Even if it doesn't hit you in the face, if you allow it to return too much, you get the shell to the face :D
52:00 <Serenity> this fkn cat
53:00 <Maurice> Whats he doing
53:00 <Maurice> Coz I was just thinking the same thing
53:00 <Maurice> She's kneading my boob and it fucking hurts
54:00 <Serenity> just laying all over me
54:00 <Serenity> i had him like a baby before and he was completely passed out
55:00 <Maurice> Lol
56:00 <ATS63> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMO_Hi-uA-s
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ▶ Idiots with Guns (Jan 18, 2014) 13:04 - Category: Entertainment - 451,027 - 570 likes (73%), 211 dislikes (27%)
57:00 <ATS63> "After the shot went off, my training took over. I called my parents"
01:00 <simba> cum
03:00 <sally_f_14> Bastardly_One is a paedophile, he admitted the cops took his computer but didnt have enough to charge him, all this means the cops didnt find his usb stick which has all of his p0rn on it of young children
04:00 <sally_f_14> Bastardly_One is a paedophile, he admitted the cops took his computer but didnt have enough to charge him, all this means the cops didnt find his usb stick which has all of his porn on it of young children
04:00 <ATS63> sally_f_14: asl?
04:00 <slinky_J> hmz
05:00 <ATS63> I still reckon they shouldn't be banned. It means B1 doesn't talk
05:00 <ATS63> It seems like a reasonable compromise
05:00 <simba> thanx 4 ur input m8
06:00 <ATS63> More love, less bans
06:00 <simba> that doesnt make sense
07:00 <ATS63> sally_f_14: asl?
07:00 <ATS63> ctc?
08:00 <ATS63> :(
08:00 <ATS63> I wuz going 4 sex
09:00 <simba> PM BlackDevil
09:00 <simba> i watched teh men who stare at goats tonight, it was pretty WaCky
10:00 <sally^f^14> Bastardly_One is a paedophile, he admitted the cops took his computer but didnt have enough to charge him, all this means the cops didnt find his usb stick which has all of his porn on it of young children
12:00 <sally^f`14> Bastardly_One is a paedophile, he admitted the cops took his computer but didnt have enough to charge him, all this means the cops didnt find his usb stick which has all of his porn on it of young children
13:00 <Student> we heared you the first time 
13:00 <Student> your point of view has reached us
13:00 <Student> :)
13:00 <ATS63> /topic :)
15:00 <simba> go sunderland!!!!!
15:00 <MarleyQuinn> This night just keeps unfolding
15:00 <Student> ha ha , some one just "woke up"
16:00 <British^Meat> indeed
16:00 <British^Meat> evil has been rampant lately
16:00 <British^Meat> summer is coming
16:00 <Student> evil is normally off the hook 
17:00 <MarleyQuinn> I was watching YouTube videos about making cute milk jugs out of felt.  Now -I- wanna make them.
17:00 <MarleyQuinn> Because sometimes, I'm a grandma. 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I farted
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and it stinks
27:00 <Bastardly_One> *nods*
27:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
27:00 <Bastardly_One> GTA update
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and flight school weekend
28:00 <Serenity> you repugnant old toadstool
28:00 <British^Meat> psn is down
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ty darling Serenity <3
29:00 <Bastardly_One> is it?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> poo for you then
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I did mine in the arvo
29:00 <British^Meat> at least, it was...
29:00 <simba> kool
29:00 <British^Meat> tis now back on
29:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea ... not logged on for hours
30:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go
30:00 <British^Meat> <-- done the flight school
30:00 <British^Meat> its sorta cool
30:00 <Bastardly_One> might as well get it so even if you don't do the weekend you can still get the shit 
30:00 <simba> i had a go at that 2
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah new races and missions
30:00 <British^Meat> well, i did most of em
30:00 <Bastardly_One> for this weekend
31:00 <Bastardly_One> just update and it'll tell ya when ya updating as it always does when you go to the online bit one updated
31:00 <British^Meat> stopped at racing that jet along those sewer things
33:00 <Bastardly_One> stop and listen to me for a sec
34:00 <Bastardly_One> stop doing a me :P
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I said they have new Flight School missions and races this weekend
34:00 <Bastardly_One> car races too 
35:00 <simba> lol
35:00 <simba> yea we saw that
36:00 <simba> stop and listen to me for a sec
36:00 <ATS63> NO
36:00 <Serenity> lol @ my screen right now
36:00 <Serenity> no wonder Bastardly_One had twice as many lines as anyone else
39:00 <British^Meat> <Bastardly_One> just update and it'll tell ya when ya updating as it always does when you go to the online bit one updated
39:00 <British^Meat> what?
40:00 <MarleyQuinn> Drugs; basically
44:00 <slinky_J> I SO NEED TO POO
44:00 <ATS63> So I don't give a shit
46:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
50:00 <Serenity> woo just found my next lot of textbooks on ebay for $100 less than buying em new through unibooks
50:00 <Serenity> winrar
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56:00 <xm> how many books was that
57:00 <Serenity> 1 textbook and a software package
57:00 <xm> is it that stats thing
58:00 <Serenity> yeah
58:00 <xm> SPSS
58:00 <xm> i pirated that for my sister when she was doing psych
58:00 <xm> im just a good kid really
58:00 <Serenity> haha best brother ever
58:00 <xm> get ready for stats. there's heaps of it in psych
59:00 <Serenity> statistics is my next unit
59:00 <Serenity> im very nervous about it
59:00 <xm> what sort of maths did you last do in school
59:00 <xm> actually i probably wont know what your units mean from then
59:00 <xm> it all changed after me
00:00 <Serenity> i honestly cant remember
00:00 <xm> anyway, heaps of stuff on the net to help with the stats stuff
00:00 <Serenity> i finished year 11 and 12 at tafe and i was in some sort of advanced math class.. i have no idea why im shit at it
00:00 <Bastardly_One> surely you can use calcs in a subject like that?
00:00 <xm> it's a matter of having good foundations and the rest should be OK
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00:00 <xm> it's not like they will expect you to do proper proofs etc like they do in mathematics/engineering etc
01:00 <xm> it'd probably be fundamentals and how to use the software or something
01:00 <Serenity> this is just first year stats so im assuming it wont be as hard as whats coming
01:00 <xm> the best way to understand it is to think of real world examples. otherwise it will bore you and be too abstract/foreign
02:00 <xm> gambling is helped many people to learn maths, heh
02:00 <xm> and sports
02:00 <xm> has helped*
03:00 <Bastardly_One> they say math is really good for mental conditions
03:00 <xm> anyway, it's good stuff to know. so when you read stuff from journals (not just because of uni) you understand things better
03:00 <Bastardly_One> uses a certain part of your brain or something
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm disgusting at numbers
04:00 <Serenity> i just found out i can buy a hoodie from my uni rofl
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05:00 <xm> maths just take you to a zone where there definitive answers. it's not like ruminating all night wondering why he/she wont call you back
05:00 <xm> good to encourage that logical sort of thinking 
05:00 <xm> there are*
05:00 <Serenity> paul will be able to help me with a lot of it if i dont get it
05:00 <Bastardly_One> something else to it apparently
05:00 <Serenity> but i dont see why i wont be able to if i just put my head down
05:00 <Bastardly_One> activates something in your mind that combats conditions
06:00 <Bastardly_One> something I read somewhere ... can't remember now
06:00 <Bastardly_One> all I know is I'm hopeless with numbers
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07:00 <xm> im pretty good at maths/numbers. but im too lazy to do mental arithmetic these days. ill rather use a calc then work out the ages of family members (yes, i dont know the ages of most of my family members. just 2 out of 6 right now and one of them is me)
07:00 <xm> than*
08:00 <Serenity> i forgot my own age last year lol
08:00 <xm> i sometimes forget my own
08:00 <Maurice> You're 73
08:00 <Serenity> i had to actually work out how old i was turned
08:00 <Serenity> turning
08:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP BITCH
08:00 <Maurice> Lol
08:00 <xm> because ive never cared about it too
09:00 <xm> i just know my brothers because he's about a year older
09:00 <xm> brother's*
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I can tell you their ages but until recent years I had to be reminded when their birthdays were
09:00 <xm> i dont know my dad's birthday
09:00 <xm> he doesnt know either
09:00 <xm> no one does
09:00 <Bastardly_One> still can't remember my brother in law or my mother's partners exactly
09:00 <xm> not even his mother (when she was alive)
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I can tell you a guess
09:00 <fawks> http://i.imgur.com/xStHryFl.jpg
09:00 <Maurice> I remember all my family, but I have to think about my youngest two kids
10:00 <Maurice> My thinking is they've only been here for 8 and 7 yrs, I need time to adjust
10:00 <xm> fawks, if they ever made a Universal Soldier in Lego she'd be in it
10:00 <fawks> Lmao
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Maurice
10:00 <Bastardly_One> christ what a face fawks
11:00 <fawks> said b1 to teh mirror
11:00 <fawks> Lolololol
11:00 <Maurice> Cam went to get his tax done, he phoned me and asked for the boys bdays, then told me mine, but he put me as 3 years younger than I am
11:00 <Maurice> The accountant laughed at him
11:00 <Maurice> LOL fawks
11:00 <fawks> lmao
11:00 <xm> LOL he asked for their birthdays
11:00 <fawks> You guys are sick parents lol
11:00 <Maurice> He has the shittest memory ever
11:00 <fawks> Honey how many kids do we have 
11:00 <xm> so it's not just me
11:00 <xm> lol
11:00 <Serenity> i forgot ants birthday
12:00 <Maurice> fawks, he asked where Jay baby got his blue eyes from
12:00 <xm> i can understand men doing it
12:00 <Maurice> BOTH of us have blue eyes
12:00 <Serenity> like... i used to have to check his birth cert for the date
12:00 <fawks> lolll
12:00 <fawks> OMG..
12:00 <Serenity> i get it confused between teh 27th and 29ths
12:00 <fawks> Yowzer
12:00 <Maurice> Its easy to do Serenity lol
12:00 <Serenity> -s
12:00 <Serenity> i dont anymore
12:00 <Serenity> but i used to until like a year ago
12:00 <Maurice> I spent 33 yrs remembering mine, nevermind adding in 3 kids
12:00 <fawks> 33
12:00 <fawks> Old cunt
13:00 <Maurice> EAT A DICK
13:00 <fawks> hehahehhahea
13:00 <Maurice> 3 kids plus 10 nieces and nephews
13:00 <fawks> yowzer
13:00 <Maurice> And my friends kids
13:00 <Maurice> It's confusing
13:00 <fawks> They're irrelsy though 
13:00 <xm> there are families with like 20 kids.  if that were my family they'd all have to have name tags or i'd constantly feel like someone was crashing every party and dinner 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> My son is forever telling me I'm an arse because I have to stop and think about his birth date
13:00 <fawks> lmaooo xm
13:00 <Bastardly_One> it's hard to remember I reckon
13:00 <xm> 'wtf r u'
14:00 <xm> everyday it'd be like i have dementia. reminded with stories and photos
14:00 <Maurice> Forensics showed up to my parents today, me, both siblings and all our kids were there and he goes 'woah, having a party?'
14:00 <Maurice> It felt like it
14:00 <xm> if i assigned them all IP addresses or vhosts i'd remember better
14:00 <xm> n3rd
15:00 <xm> come 127.0.0.1 192.168.1.56 it's dinner time
15:00 <fawks> Forensics?
15:00 <Maurice> I end up calling my kids Fred
15:00 <Maurice> Because I go through their names, plus the pets and just give up
15:00 <Maurice> Yeah fawks
15:00 <fawks> what happened?!
16:00 <Maurice> 6am this morning, some lowlife cunt broke into my parents house while they were asleep, took stuff from beside their sleeping selves
16:00 <fawks> wow
16:00 <xm> is it ok to reveal the suburb?
16:00 <fawks> That's fucked
16:00 <Bastardly_One> cheeky cunts ... not good
16:00 <fawks> I think cheeky is a bit tame 
16:00 <xm> it's also too early. very rude
17:00 <Maurice> Yah, and their kitten, Auds bro, disappeared and he never does, plus a towel missing off the clothesline, we all thought they'd take him to sell or use as bait
17:00 <Maurice> But thank fuck he showed up a couple hours ago
17:00 <fawks> Wtf
17:00 <xm> towel missing?
17:00 <fawks> Did the dude shower
17:00 <fawks> in the house lol
17:00 <xm> maybe that was for smashing
17:00 <Maurice> Lol idiots
17:00 <Bastardly_One> for smashin as xm said
17:00 <Maurice> Thinking they took the towel to wrap the cat in
17:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, or that
17:00 <fawks> .
17:00 <Maurice> They shattered the security screen handle to get in
18:00 <fawks> And your parents didn't hear anything?
18:00 <Maurice> They took my great grandads rations book and letters from 1918
18:00 <fawks> 6am is like daylight, cocky bastards 
18:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27qp189oiFo <--- this is not how to do it
18:00 <Maurice> Nope, not until their dogs went insane
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Karate Kid - Car Window Breaking Scene (Mar 20, 2011) 2:14 - Category: Film & Animation - 295,659 - 551 likes (97%), 17 dislikes (3%)
18:00 <Maurice> Then dad woke up and saw someone in the laundry, then they took off
18:00 <fawks> omg
18:00 <fawks> Lucky they didn't harm ya rents 
19:00 <Maurice> No shit, coz they got dads rubber mallet out of his shed, it was found by the back door
19:00 <Maurice> They stole their phones, which are 1970s flip phones..
19:00 <fawks> I think that'd be a huge violation for me.. Like I wouldn't feel safe in my own home anymore and that's where you're supposed to feel safest
19:00 <Maurice> They'd get around 15c for them
19:00 <fawks> :'(
19:00 <Maurice> I'd much prefer someone breaking in while I wasnt home
19:00 <Maurice> Than knowing they watched me sleep
19:00 <fawks> yeah
19:00 <fawks> Fuck 
20:00 <Maurice> Third time they've been robbed
20:00 <Maurice> First time dad got stabbed in the head, came half and inch away from death
20:00 <xm> yikes
20:00 <fawks> Seems they took quite a lot of stuff, Im surprised your rents didn't wake
20:00 <Maurice> an*
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
20:00 <Maurice> Thats what mum said, she can't believe how quiet they were
20:00 <xm> so all 3 at the same location?
20:00 <Maurice> They took dads car keys, they unlocked his car but didn't get to take it
21:00 <Serenity> man i wake as soon as someone breathes in the same room as me
21:00 <Maurice> My friends fiance is a locksmith so he came and changed all the locks
21:00 <Maurice> Fucking Tyler, I wake up to him staring at me, he's lucky I don't kung fu him
21:00 <fawks> Yeah if I hear someone walking outside the front I can hear it
21:00 <fawks> and I wake up like HNG
21:00 <Maurice> Instead I just swear and yell at him 'WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU DOING'
22:00 <Serenity> lol still makes me laugh thinking of paul being out of bed one night and i woke up and saw him
22:00 <Maurice> LOL
22:00 <Maurice> Yelled at him
22:00 <Bastardly_One> same and I live on a main street ... people seem to shout going past my place
22:00 <Serenity> screamed the house down like a murderer was in the house
22:00 <Maurice> My street is like Ramsey Street, they're all fucking up in my grill
23:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=697695426986852
31:00 <slinky_J> snort teh ballz
38:00 <fawks> Why is this chan invite only
38:00 <xm> the pedo flooding
38:00 <fawks> What happened?
39:00 <xm> didnt you see the flooding before
39:00 <fawks> No I was asleep
39:00 <xm> with sally-14-f etc
39:00 <fawks> Or I wouldn't be asking lol
39:00 <xm> dunno you may have forgotten
39:00 <fawks> I'm not that bad
39:00 <fawks> jebus
41:00 <Serenity> maurice
41:00 <Serenity> can you take +i off
41:00 <Maurice> Eh?
41:00 <Serenity> im in bed lol
42:00 <xm> <BonBon^15^f> Bastardly_One is an old lollipop man and falls asleep on the job
42:00 <xm> there
42:00 <Serenity> ty lovey
42:00 <xm> that was flooded for 15 minutes
42:00 <xm> slanderous
42:00 <Maurice> You owe me a blowie
42:00 <Serenity> deal
42:00 <fawks> Lmao
42:00 <fawks> Old lollipop man
42:00 <Maurice> Fistpump
42:00 <xm> slander has to be spoken. but IRC speaks to me
42:00 <xm> to my heart
43:00 <Serenity> my feet are hot
43:00 <Serenity> stupid hot feet
43:00 <fawks> When I submit this essay tomorrow I'm going to drink all the wines and consume my strawberries and choc 
43:00 <fawks> fuck teh world
43:00 <xm> when's the next thing due
43:00 <fawks> Well today 
43:00 <fawks> 7pm
43:00 <xm> you need to do a little schoolies everytime you finish an assignment
44:00 <fawks> And then ive finished this unit 
44:00 <fawks> Oh I do
44:00 <xm> oh this is the one worth 50%+ or something isnt it?
44:00 <fawks> Yes
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44:00 <xm> what is it exactly
44:00 <xm> the %
44:00 <fawks> 50
44:00 <fawks> Lol
44:00 <Serenity> ffs
44:00 <fawks> I've written 900 words 
44:00 <fawks> 600 to go
45:00 <Serenity> were they watching. .
45:00 <fawks> I'm about to discuss catfish 
45:00 <xm> i liked it back in the day when some of the exams were just 40%ish. which means you could pissfart around during the exam and still pass. or even pass before coming in
45:00 <fawks> So that will take up at least 300 words 
45:00 <fawks> Ew no thanks 
45:00 <fawks> I'd rather assignments over exams anyday
45:00 <xm> yeah, assignments are easier
45:00 <Serenity> ive got exams next sp
45:00 <Serenity> wahh
45:00 <xm> but when i was in school i loved the thrill of tests
45:00 <fawks> The only exams I was good at at school were art 
45:00 <fawks> And English 
45:00 <xm> it made up for my lack of competitiveness in sports
46:00 <xm> English was the scariest for me
46:00 <xm> as i was never, ever prepared
46:00 <xm> didnt read anything or whatever
46:00 <Serenity> english was easy
46:00 <Bastardly_One> loved English
46:00 <xm> it is. but the syllabus is shocking
46:00 <fawks> I got an award from teh principal for an essay I wrote in English in an exam that scored 30/30 cos I was the first year 12 student to score full marks 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> always got top marks for English
47:00 <fawks> And then there was like business studies
47:00 <fawks> Where I would want to die
47:00 <xm> i won the business studies award :D
47:00 <Bastardly_One> 30/30 in yr 12?
47:00 <xm> and several otehrs
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that's pretty good 
47:00 <xm> others*
47:00 <fawks> Or religion where I would draw Jesus 
47:00 <xm> we had to draw a mosque too
47:00 <fawks> There was a question that asked us to describe what people looked like back in Jesus' day
47:00 <fawks> And I drew him 
47:00 <xm> and one kid got in trouble for saying the 'om' character looked like a monkey scratching another monkey's back
47:00 <fawks> The teacher was like
47:00 <fawks> .
47:00 <Bastardly_One> we were lucky ... RI only went to yr 9
47:00 <Serenity> just pretty good..
48:00 <xm> Bastardly_One, efficient use of English m8. what happened to it then?
48:00 <Serenity> lol
48:00 <fawks> LOL
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... indeed
48:00 <xm> it's all about impact not dramatic
48:00 <Serenity> I used to pass without trying
49:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't believe it in a million years but even in tertiary ... I'm good with words believe it or not
49:00 <Serenity> imagine if I actually did
49:00 <xm> i was verrrrrrry slow when it came to understanding fiction
49:00 <xm> but i was very good with learning new words and their meanings
49:00 <xm> it was just a raw technical skill but i wouldnt understand any fiction i read 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> numbers and I ... I gave up at the end of yr 7
49:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't gonna get any easier for me ... we just don't get along 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean I passed but math wasn't my forte
50:00 <xm> it was pretty obvious in class all the girls were way ahead of me and all the boys
50:00 <xm> they had this system in class with these little books you take out
50:00 <xm> that were graded by colour
50:00 <xm> i was always stuck around average or below
50:00 <xm> the girls were all near the advanced section
50:00 <fawks> XM will find this hard to believe but I actually did advanced 1 maths
50:00 <xm> no, i dont find it hard to believe
50:00 <Serenity> bastatdly one reminds me of archaios who used to piss on about how funny he was and id would try to explain.... youre not good if you're the one who keeps saying it. it doesnt count if you have to tell people how good you are
50:00 <fawks> Mr huong LOL he wanted me to do extension and I was like ... LOL.
51:00 <xm> i studied with a girl who was in the top 6 in the state for calculus too
51:00 <fawks> LOL sez
51:00 <xm> too bad i messed with her head 
51:00 <xm> humour is best kept as short as possible
51:00 <Serenity> I did advanced math in year 11 12 too... im shit at it
51:00 <fawks> Some of the smartest girls in English couldn't spell it was remarkable how their brain works 
51:00 <xm> let the people fill in the gaps. you shouldnt fill in the gaps for them
52:00 <fawks> They were ranked 1 and 2 
52:00 <fawks> And spelt like 5 year olds 
52:00 <Serenity> the brilliance of enlgish is being ablr to spell doesnt matter
52:00 <fawks> I ended up hating maths I would paint and draw in my grid book and my teacher ended up giving up on tellingme to stop in the end she said.. Look 
53:00 <Serenity> some of the greatest authors in the world cant spell to save their lives
53:00 <xm> i found it funny that one of my lecturers couldnt spell celsius
53:00 <fawks> . I understand if you want to draw but can you please buy a separate book
53:00 <fawks> Lol
53:00 <Serenity> hahha
53:00 <fawks> I was like k
53:00 <Serenity> oookkk
53:00 <fawks> One exam I filled an a4 page with drawings 
53:00 <fawks> And she walks past and whispers
53:00 <fawks> Can I buy that off you I want to put it on a T-shirt 
54:00 <Serenity> lol
54:00 <fawks> I'm like LOL how about you photocopy it
54:00 <fawks> So she did and I still have it
54:00 <fawks> Its on me flickr
54:00 <fawks> She was such a bitch 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> link and show us
54:00 <fawks>  Her face always looked like it smelt shit
54:00 <Serenity> I wish I tried at school
54:00 <fawks> Me too :(
55:00 <fawks> Well
55:00 <fawks> Tried harder 
55:00 <Serenity> I got by on bare minimum
55:00 <fawks> I did try to an extent with subjects I enjoyed 
55:00 <Serenity> I didnt
55:00 <Serenity> hated all of it
55:00 <fawks> I also chose subjects I thought would benefit me but knew I wouldn't like 
55:00 <fawks> Which was dumb 
55:00 <xm> i was the master of passing with the bare minimum later on
55:00 <fawks> Like business studies 
55:00 <fawks> Vom
55:00 <xm> i would do a lot of the assignments/homework during lunch time etc
55:00 <Serenity> I did well in all the outdoor ed classes
56:00 <Serenity> and the woodwork metal work classes
56:00 <fawks> Nice
56:00 <xm> they wanted to kick me out of Calculus btw
56:00 <Serenity> but nothing real
56:00 <fawks> For being too smart?
56:00 <xm> because all i did was clown around
56:00 <xm> actually sort of
56:00 <fawks> LOL 
56:00 <xm> my teacher never believed me
56:00 <xm> because i would find short cuts
56:00 <xm> there was this donut liek shape once
56:00 <xm> and we had to use integrals to get the volume
56:00 <xm> my idiotic friend did it the hard way
57:00 <fawks> my finger sanded the tip of her index finger off in woodwork
57:00 <fawks> Rofl
57:00 <xm> like half a page to full
57:00 <xm> but i just knew it was just the same volume as it would be if it were a cylinder
57:00 <fawks> It was like pouring blood no one could actually believe what happened 
57:00 <fawks> She dripped all the way to the office 
57:00 <xm> so it was basically 1 line
57:00 <xm> he accused me of cheating
57:00 <fawks> Were you like sir I'm asian
57:00 <Serenity> lol
57:00 <fawks> Deal w it
58:00 <Serenity> sometimes I think xm is my brother
58:00 <xm> seeing the simpler solution is smarter than coming up with something unnecessarily complex
58:00 <Serenity> they're so alike
58:00 <xm> lazy people are sometimes employed for this
58:00 <fawks> XM is Will Hunting irl
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58:00 <fawks> Something smells like hamburgers wtf
58:00 <fawks> Sif someone is cooking them at 3am
59:00 <xm> Serenity, what is your brother like?
59:00 <Serenity> you
59:00 <Serenity> lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> why not? I'm making dinner now 
59:00 <xm> this is an infinite loop Serenity 
59:00 <fawks> Yeah but you eat shit food
59:00 <xm> it does not compute
59:00 <xm> you will fry my mind
59:00 <fawks> So that's not surprising 
59:00 <Serenity> haha
59:00 <Serenity> hes so very smart
59:00 <Serenity> he blows my mind
59:00 <fawks> Intellectual incest
00:00 <xm> the Asian kid?
00:00 <fawks> OK that was such an ash comment 
00:00 <Serenity> lol
00:00 <fawks> I need to stop talking to him 
00:00 <xm> i was thinking that too
00:00 <fawks> lmao
00:00 <Serenity> hahaha
00:00 <xm> but i didnt want to say it
00:00 <Serenity> he's odd
00:00 <Maurice> Its 1am and I just cooked an egg for dinner
00:00 <fawks> Cos you know I'd bash you 
00:00 <fawks> an egg
00:00 <fawks> Just one egg
00:00 <xm> you can have 3 eggs a day
00:00 <Maurice> Just the one
00:00 <xm> i was told it was max 3 a week
00:00 <Serenity> thats a myth
00:00 <Maurice> With cheese and sauce on bread
01:00 <Serenity> you van eat eggs every day if you wish
01:00 <Serenity> can
01:00 <xm> Serenity, i love me eggs. so i was so happy to find out i could have heaps
01:00 <fawks> I had 2 boiled egg whites yesti at like 3am so I can't rly say much 
01:00 <fawks> Yolks are for niggers
01:00 <Serenity> I like eggs
01:00 <Serenity> I use a lot
01:00 <Maurice> You can zip it and say nothing
01:00 <fawks> lmao
01:00 <fawks> eat me
01:00 <Maurice> I love eggs
01:00 <fawks> Same 
01:00 <fawks> I want eggs forevs 
01:00 <Serenity> I like them in my salad with a soft yolk
01:00 <Serenity> yum
01:00 <Maurice> I got through a dozen in less than a week just for me
01:00 <fawks> All four of us are teh egg krew
02:00 <xm> if im slack ill even eat it raw and add a bit of salt
02:00 <Maurice> When Can is home its way more
02:00 <Maurice> Go*
02:00 <Serenity> da egg krew 
02:00 <fawks> Can
02:00 <xm> raw egg emotion
02:00 <Maurice> CAM*
02:00 <Bastardly_One> fried egg sandwich sounds awesome about now
02:00 <Maurice> Damn my phone being a bitch
02:00 <fawks> Can b1 not be in our egg krew or I'm leaving
02:00 <xm> i bet none of you eat eggs with soy sauce on toast
02:00 <fawks> lmao
02:00 <xm> id be surprised 
02:00 <Maurice> Lol
03:00 <Serenity> fried egg chilli chutney sandwich face
03:00 <bradd_pitts> k
03:00 <bradd_pitts> me phone was about 2 die
03:00 <bradd_pitts> i prefer boiled 2 fried
03:00 <Bastardly_One> a sweet soy sauce might be alright with egg
03:00 <Bastardly_One> never tried it 
03:00 <bradd_pitts> cos the ni can remove teh nigger yolk
03:00 <bradd_pitts> but i dont mind fried if the egg is a bit runny
03:00 <bradd_pitts> i so fried
04:00 <bradd_pitts> - egg and chris
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I really only like them scrambled or fried
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04:00 <bradd_pitts> ok we get it
04:00 <bradd_pitts> hes a pedo
04:00 <bradd_pitts> do you mind
04:00 <Serenity> ffs
04:00 <Bastardly_One> a curry egg sandwich would go down well rn too
04:00 <bradd_pitts> does this person sit and stare at their screen waiting to join
04:00 <bradd_pitts> its so weird
04:00 <Serenity> what has yolk got to do with niggers
04:00 <bradd_pitts> lmao
04:00 <bradd_pitts> idk
04:00 <bradd_pitts> me and craig
05:00 <Bastardly_One> under the yolk of the white man 
05:00 <xm> [00:57:35] 18<fawks18> Were you like sir I'm asian <--- i had promised my friend that sat next to me, and also put up with all my silly jokes, that i would impersonate the teacher in front of him during the last lesson. i was supposed to call him potato head with a ringo star sort of accent because that's what he looked like and sounded like
05:00 <xm> i chickened out
05:00 <bradd_pitts> say that yolks are for niggers
05:00 <xm> ~ deathbed regret ~
05:00 <xm> follow your dreams and follow your pranks 
05:00 <Serenity> yolk is the best bit
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05:00 <Serenity> u whore
05:00 <bradd_pitts> only if its fried and a bit runny
05:00 <bradd_pitts> otherwise its g2g
05:00 <Bastardly_One> chicket fetus
05:00 <Serenity> its not a fetus
06:00 <Serenity> .
06:00 <Bastardly_One> *chicken fetus
06:00 <Serenity> you need a rooster for that u dick
06:00 <Bastardly_One> my mum found blood in an egg once
06:00 <xm> those small cages would be a bit small for fucking
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and I like to say that to gross her out 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> even if not fact
06:00 <Serenity> its a chicken period
06:00 <Serenity> its NOT fact. 
06:00 <bradd_pitts> mm giblets
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I never said it was
07:00 <Bastardly_One> grosses her out though
07:00 <Serenity> lol you cant get a fetus without a rooster lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> she loves eggs ... except when I'm around
07:00 <Maurice> I cracked my egg and half landed on the floor
07:00 <xm> do you miss saemo or something, Bastardly_One 
07:00 <Maurice> Double yoker
07:00 <Serenity> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, I think not ... 
07:00 <Serenity> our chooks used to give us triples
07:00 <bradd_pitts> even if not fact
07:00 <Serenity> they were great
07:00 <bradd_pitts> chickens impregnate themelves
07:00 <bradd_pitts> virgin mary chicks
07:00 <Maurice> Essy ate the floor bit lol
07:00 <bradd_pitts> ew
08:00 <bradd_pitts> eerererferferferferferferferferferferferferferferferferf
08:00 <Serenity> now balut
08:00 <Serenity> that is a baby chicken
08:00 <bradd_pitts> youe  abby chicken
08:00 <bradd_pitts> Yes abby
08:00 <Serenity> yes I abby
08:00 <bradd_pitts> lolol
08:00 <xm> the archangel told mary that one day her egg would be cruci-fried .... it broke her heart. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
08:00 <bradd_pitts> lmaooo
09:00 <Serenity> I have an odd urge to rape xm
09:00 <bradd_pitts> :|
09:00 <bradd_pitts> pls
09:00 <Serenity> he doesn't have to like it
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09:00 <bradd_pitts> ALRIGH TBONNY
09:00 <Serenity> thay makes it more authentic
10:00 <xm> i will disassociate. my illuminatu sex slave training does that to me
10:00 <bradd_pitts> i wanna sit on dr phils moustache
10:00 <Serenity> ooo I did it
10:00 <xm> illuminati*
10:00 <bradd_pitts> and let it tickle me insides
10:00 <bradd_pitts> as he says 'this is gon be a changin day in your lahf'
10:00 <xm> Dr Phil is extremely scary to watch when you're psychotic
10:00 <xm> it's like he's staring into your soul and talking to you
10:00 <Serenity> lol
10:00 <bradd_pitts> lol?
10:00 <xm> so when he was mentally beating up all these people
10:00 <bradd_pitts> jebus
10:00 <xm> i thought he was talking about me
11:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
11:00 <xm> and telling me off
11:00 <Serenity> lol :g
11:00 <bradd_pitts> pls dont even stop taking your meds
11:00 <Serenity> :/
11:00 <bradd_pitts> :g
11:00 <xm> hehAHehahhE
11:00 <Serenity> hahah
11:00 <xm> im borked for life anyway
11:00 <xm> even during 'normal' times
11:00 <Maurice> (01:10:29) (bradd_pitts): i wanna sit on dr phils moustache
11:00 <Maurice> (01:10:30) (Serenity): ooo I did it
11:00 <bradd_pitts> i will love you no matter wot
11:00 <Maurice> Lol
11:00 <bradd_pitts> me brother from an asian mother
12:00 <Serenity> Homer is locked in the laundry howling
12:00 <Serenity> cunt
12:00 <bradd_pitts> i think me ancestors may have bee nasian
12:00 <Maurice> Oh dear
12:00 <bradd_pitts> ive had 2 people ask me if im half
12:00 <bradd_pitts> which isweird
12:00 <bradd_pitts> cos i dont thihnk i look asian at all
12:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
12:00 <xm> bradd_pitts, i will love you too no matter what. whether your farts smell like bacon or you're wearing my favourite scent of glen 20
13:00 <bradd_pitts> rofl
13:00 <bradd_pitts> love me bacon farts
13:00 <xm> haram farts
13:00 <bradd_pitts> <3
13:00 <bradd_pitts> LOLOL
13:00 <Maurice> Mine is on the table looking at the ceiling, i tapped her on the back of the head and she squeaked at me
13:00 <bradd_pitts> i made my ex eat bacon
13:00 <bradd_pitts> to prove a poiint.
14:00 <bradd_pitts> i ordered us a pizza with bacon on it and told him i said no bacon
14:00 <bradd_pitts> and he ate it and im like do you like it 
14:00 <bradd_pitts> and hes like yes
14:00 <bradd_pitts> and im like
14:00 <bradd_pitts> lol.
14:00 <bradd_pitts> see.
14:00 <bradd_pitts> its not bad u fuk
14:00 <Serenity> thats almost like kitty telling me her pee smelled like smokey bbq
14:00 <bradd_pitts> he scrubbed his tongue for like an hour
14:00 <bradd_pitts> ew sez
14:00 <Maurice> Ewww
15:00 <bradd_pitts> i imagine kitty walking around just droping shit bombs around the  floor cos her asshoole is so big she  cant even clench when she needs to poop
15:00 <Serenity> looooool
15:00 <Maurice> I imagine her walking around sucking up the entire world in her vortex
15:00 <bradd_pitts> the Abyss
16:00 <Serenity> that pic...
16:00 <bradd_pitts> i imagine she makes her bf camp in her ass as punishment when hes pissed her off
16:00 <Serenity> so slimey
16:00 <bradd_pitts> 'time out!'
16:00 <bradd_pitts> she sets up a tent in there
16:00 <Serenity> shes a junky now
17:00 <Serenity> like a real one
17:00 <bradd_pitts> yah you said
17:00 <bradd_pitts> she was always bad though
17:00 <bradd_pitts> didnt knwo she could get worse
17:00 <bradd_pitts> sad existence
17:00 <Serenity> I love how she used to deny doing drugs
17:00 <bradd_pitts> lolllll
17:00 <Serenity> even tho she used to tell us about it
17:00 <Serenity> its like... we haven't forgotten
18:00 <bradd_pitts> i really should be working on my ass
18:00 <Serenity> I should be sleeping
18:00 <bradd_pitts> ill brbz
18:00 <bradd_pitts> acctually
18:00 <bradd_pitts> i have the cutest video for xm
19:00 <bradd_pitts> where is he
20:00 <Serenity> night night
20:00 <xm> was working
20:00 <xm> yes?
20:00 <bradd_pitts> night sez
20:00 <bradd_pitts> xm
20:00 <bradd_pitts> ths is my faourite scene
20:00 <bradd_pitts> ever
20:00 <xm> CM?
20:00 <bradd_pitts> from criminal minds
20:00 <bradd_pitts> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59h13VBYs0g
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Criminal minds 08x05 Reid and small Henry ( Nov 2, 2012) 1:13 - Category: People & Blogs - 290,615 - 2,164 likes (99.7%), 7 dislikes (0.3%)
20:00 <bradd_pitts> its a minute pls watch
21:00 <xm> s8
21:00 <xm> so you've been through a bit
21:00 <bradd_pitts> yah im halfway through s8
22:00 <bradd_pitts> tell me its not the most adorable thing youve ever seen
23:00 <bradd_pitts> e = mc SQWUARED
23:00 <bradd_pitts> lolol
23:00 <bradd_pitts> :')
23:00 <xm> i just think of mini-me from Austin Powers
23:00 <bradd_pitts> hehe
23:00 <bradd_pitts> reid is his godfather
23:00 <bradd_pitts> i love how they have the same hair and everything
23:00 <bradd_pitts> the little chcks
23:00 <bradd_pitts> chucks
23:00 <bradd_pitts> squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
24:00 <bradd_pitts> ok
24:00 <bradd_pitts> assignment time
24:00 <bradd_pitts> x
24:00 <xm> night
28:00 <xm> my sis showed me this a while ago. i thought it was cute --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84DLT4yRcy4
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sadie doesn't want her brother to grow up (ORIGINAL) (Jul 28, 2014) 0:57 - Category: People & Blogs - 27,761,517 - 146,629 likes (94.3%), 8,831 dislikes (5.7%)
29:00 <xm> i thought it was interesting too because it never occured to me when i was even twice that age that eventually my little sister would have to grow up
29:00 <xm> i just thought she'd be little forever
29:00 <xm> probably the same way fathers think of their daughters
29:00 <xm> i still havent accepted it that my sister is married
29:00 <beehhh> maurice
31:00 <xm> hello beehhh 
31:00 <xm> any news?
33:00 <beehhh> xm
34:00 <beehhh> im drunk as skunk
34:00 <xm> photo of bottle plz
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