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00:00 <British^Meat> hah
00:00 <Bastardly_One> u
00:00 <beehhh> canadian flaxseed oil made me orgasm three times a day its amazingly good
00:00 <Skirmish> Another female saved from screwss. Today is a successful day.
01:00 <beehhh> http://www.vitacost.com/natural-factors-omegafactors-flaxseed-oil-1000-mg-360-softgels-1
03:00 <crash> morning doctor 
03:00 <Skirmish> Welcome back Doctor.
03:00 <doctor> thank you
04:00 <couleurs> np
04:00 <Yeomans> yw
10:00 <beehhh> baby gummy ruiend the whole family and others like him
10:00 <Bastardly_One> argh!
10:00 <Bastardly_One> must
10:00 <Bastardly_One> put 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> down
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Diablo III!
11:00 <Skirmish> You only just got it?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> this is going to take over what little life I have left
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah on Fri
11:00 <Skirmish> PC or console?
11:00 <Maurice> For atari
11:00 <Yeomans> is this 2013
11:00 <Skirmish> lol Maurice
12:00 <Skirmish> Yeomans: No.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> PS3 .... the Ultimate Evil Edition of Reaper of Souls
12:00 <Skirmish> I wonder if it has all the same features as the PC version.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor reckons it has
13:00 <rookal> fucking suk and zuk
13:00 <Bastardly_One> all I know is this enchantress in act II shits me
13:00 <Skirmish> I've had it since it first released. 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> "I need training"
13:00 <rookal> Skirmish fuck off
14:00 <Bastardly_One> "you must train me"
14:00 <Skirmish> rookal: My balls, your chin. 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> like yeah ok bitch
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but I still need to level to 25!
14:00 <rookal> centrelink for Skirmis in afew months
14:00 <Skirmish> Doubt it.
14:00 <Bastardly_One> stop nagging me even if you look hot
14:00 <Skirmish> In fact, I am 100% confident that will not be the case. 
15:00 <rookal> why is that Skirmish?
15:00 <rookal> you can only sample and test pisss so much
15:00 <Skirmish> lol what? 
16:00 <Skirmish> None of my job involves taking or testing samples of piss.  
16:00 <Maurice> Why are you sampling urine, Skirmish
16:00 <Skirmish> I have no idea. 
16:00 <Maurice> Odd
17:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uguvv8pEhVM
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dracula Untold - Official Trailer (Jun 27, 2014) 2:23 - Category: Film & Animation - 308,178 views - 657 likes (96.6%), 23 dislikes (3.4%)
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he's trying to get in the good book with some Germans?
17:00 <Skirmish> Another weird tangent the peanuts on irc take me on when they want to describe what I do for a job. 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> *good books
18:00 <Bastardly_One> a piss tester would be a pathologist right?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish
18:00 <beehhh> im gonna migrate to norway is better
18:00 <Bastardly_One> how many acts does D III have for you?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> IV?
19:00 <crash> zzzzz
19:00 <Skirmish> Whatever it is for the latest expansion. 
20:00 <Skirmish> I rarely play it.
22:00 <Bastardly_One> V
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I am supposed to get legendary loot 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> from the start
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah blizzard have fucked up
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and the console accounts won't link
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you know one good thing though?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you can import or export your game
25:00 <Bastardly_One> so say I decide to get it for the PS4 when I get one
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't have to start again
25:00 <Bastardly_One> some of the loot I have already is fucking awesome
25:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezilb1IZP1g
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dracula Untold (2014) - Official Trailer 2 (HD) (Sep 3, 2014) 2:15 - Category: Film & Animation - 246,110 views - 160 likes (98.2%), dislikes (1.8%)
25:00 <Skirmish> It continues to scale and improve as you go. 
25:00 <beehhh> new footages
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I must admit all through act one I couldn't stop laughing at those goatmen
26:00 <Bastardly_One> when they'd bleat at you
27:00 <Bastardly_One> act II which I'm in now seems too arabic
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and the only beef I have is
27:00 <Skirmish> I dislike that act the most.
27:00 <Bastardly_One> a Monk doesn't sound like a Russian count
27:00 <Skirmish> How do you know? 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you
28:00 <Bastardly_One> good point
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I noticed one of the challenges was two characters to level 60
28:00 <Bastardly_One> might make a female demon hunter
31:00 <Skirmish> I haven't even got 1 max level toon since the second expac dropped. 
31:00 <Skirmish> Level 57 mage that has completed the story line.
32:00 <beehhh> im gonna sleep like a beebee
32:00 <beehhh> grievers
32:00 <Skirmish> I think it is dinner time.
33:00 <Bastardly_One> no grievers in Diablo series beehhh
33:00 <Bastardly_One> they're basically single player games
33:00 <beehhh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_Sweden
34:00 <Skirmish> Sweden aren't taking anymore Pakis beehhh. 
34:00 <Skirmish> Just be content where you are.
34:00 <beehhh> iraq the second largest
34:00 <Bastardly_One> honestly they're hate him there
35:00 <beehhh> norway is still taking heaps
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Swedish that I know have a work ethic
35:00 <beehhh> cold countries are better uni of oslo i go
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and suffer no fool
35:00 <Skirmish> Maybe you should consider joining ISIS beehhh.
35:00 <beehhh> Irish
36:00 <Bastardly_One> what's this protest about in Hong Kong?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that is getting rather serious
37:00 <beehhh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_Norway
37:00 <beehhh> they even protested in perth CBD
37:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh
37:00 <Bastardly_One> you have no chance in Norwegian countries
37:00 <Bastardly_One> they really wouldn't like you much
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Finland might
38:00 <Bastardly_One> they take anyone 
38:00 <beehhh> once im to england many door will open up just you guys being locked up there for life
39:00 <Maurice> What
39:00 <Bastardly_One> what makes you think England want another asian?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> they're as racist as we are
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the two most racist caucasian countries in the western world IMO
40:00 <beehhh> only have 1500 aussie in norway,  1086 bangladesh
40:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you cunts migrate everywhere
40:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
40:00 <Bastardly_One> leave the world alone
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and live in your own slums
41:00 <beehhh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oslo#mediaviewer/File:CyclePickandDrop.jpg
42:00 <Skirmish> Please just ban him Maurice. 
42:00 <Skirmish> Of all the useless cunts that chat here he is the worst. 
43:00 <beehhh> women loves hard big cocks admit it
43:00 <TokenDaRing> I agree with Skirmish
44:00 <Maurice> Turns out beehhh also loves a hard cock
44:00 <Maurice> Hence the tranny
44:00 <beehhh> tranny have a soft doodle n small
46:00 <Maurice> Sounds like you
46:00 <Bastardly_One> not all 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> some pay for their tits so no diminishing of penis size or ability
47:00 <beehhh> sweden got mainly iraqi and irani among the migrants
48:00 <Skirmish> The Australian govt now demands that immigrants declare their sexuality. Another reason beehhh won't be getting in.
48:00 <beehhh> 128,946 iraq 67,211 iran good demographics
49:00 <beehhh> im a CD bytheway
50:00 <Bastardly_One> big difference too
50:00 <beehhh> i was wrong to understand women
51:00 <Loof> dont try they suck
51:00 <beehhh> like vampires?
51:00 <Loof> exactly
52:00 <beehhh> norell spent all her money on buying cosmetic makeups i wanna make her happy someday
53:00 <beehhh> http://zillasportswear.com/Womens%20Shirt%20Styles/BoyfriendDog.jpg
55:00 <beehhh> http://askdrlove.com/sites/default/files/images/radioshows/bigstock-Valentines-Dog-38267773.jpg
55:00 <Skirmish> There was a shirt sold in asian countries that got pulled when people seen it advertised online. It says "It's not rape ... it's snuggles with a struggle."
56:00 <Bastardly_One> double choc cookies from Coles for the win!
58:00 <Bastardly_One> so bored
00:00 <Maurice> I wish I still had my grilled chicken
00:00 <beehhh> im betting on norway or canada one or the other
00:00 <Loof> to all women: if you dont want a cock in your mouth, dont open it
01:00 <beehhh> sif they'd listen
01:00 <Maurice> Whos complaining
03:00 <Loof> bongburp again
04:00 <beehhh> http://www.4outof5dentistsband.com/graphics/FERRET%20SLEEPING%20WITH%20DOG.jpg
05:00 <beehhh> G'nite
09:00 <Rudeboy> that sounds pretty damn sweet
10:00 <Rudeboy> my seeds popped
10:00 <Rudeboy> putting them in pots tomorrow
10:00 <simba> sounds a bit like chris' music lol
10:00 <simba> woot
11:00 <Bastardly_One> if someone walks into a room while you're not in it ... takes something (even if only cigs) that's stealing right?
11:00 <Rudeboy> i dont know what good electronic music is
11:00 <beehhh> bad luck then
11:00 <Maurice> Especially if it's cigs
11:00 <Rudeboy> it's probably shit lol
11:00 <Maurice> They're not cheap
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ty
11:00 <Rudeboy> i even like dubstep lol
12:00 <Rudeboy> no clue
12:00 <simba> dubstep is kool if its from the uk
12:00 <simba> its kinda like the office, ignore the US version
13:00 <Rudeboy> uk has always had awesome music
13:00 <Rudeboy> reggae started in the unk
13:00 <simba> they get all the rudeboys
13:00 <Rudeboy> uk*
13:00 <Rak> back in the uk
13:00 <Rudeboy> well got big
13:00 <Rudeboy> not started
13:00 <simba> yea they made it big in white mans world
13:00 <simba> thru electronic
13:00 <Rudeboy> yep skinheads
14:00 <simba> just follow that
14:00 <Rudeboy> cant believe skinheads liked nigger music
14:00 <Bastardly_One> My god
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you two are so laughable
15:00 <Bastardly_One> well Loof is 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Ska is "nigger" music made by "punks"
16:00 <simba> i think Bastardly_One is commanding the room now
16:00 <Bastardly_One> don't man 
16:00 <Rudeboy> life is so much easier with it on ignore man
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I've just had a fight about stealing and it's not the first time is it?
17:00 <Maurice> You have everyone on ignore
17:00 <beehhh> simba did u have electricity all day today
17:00 <Maurice> Why bother joining
17:00 <Rak> fuck i love peter stormare
18:00 <Bastardly_One> because he's a fuckwit
19:00 <simba> yep i have electricity
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't want to move in with elderly people 3/4s dead and dirty people
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but this shit ... pro bot ... now semi amateur theif
20:00 <beehhh> wind lashed the power surge to many houses
20:00 <simba> probot?
20:00 <simba> is he blasting probot
21:00 <simba> beehhh i use solar power
21:00 <doctor> you have a few more decades to determine whether you want to end up in a 'retirement' village b1
21:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, that's my folks
21:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> I don't want to move in with elderly people 3/4s dead 
21:00 <Saemon> oh, the irony.
22:00 <Loof> oh shit, the ironing!
22:00 <simba> Saemon dont provoke our users
22:00 <Saemon> ironman!
22:00 <Loof> lol
22:00 <Saemon> i apologise 
22:00 <Saemon> i retract that comment
22:00 <simba> 5 letters per hour Saemon
23:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone provokes me tonight and it might be one of the most regrettable things they do for a long time
23:00 <simba> ok, u old fuck!!!!!!!
23:00 <simba> baahahahahaha!!!!!!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu smart arse
23:00 <simba> r u gonna get em bashed like Excessive....
23:00 <Loof> lol wats this?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh dude, do you know how many people want to jump my housemate for me?
24:00 <Loof> did excessive get bashed, or have someone bashed?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> My brother in law has offered 40 billion times
24:00 <Loof> either way
24:00 <Loof> lol
24:00 <simba> I bashed Excessive for Bastardly_One
24:00 <Loof> haha
24:00 <simba> $2k
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the cheque is still in the mail
24:00 <simba> rob ur housemate and pretend u guys got robbed
24:00 <simba> and sell his stuff
25:00 <Loof> then buy a lethal amount of smack
25:00 <Bastardly_One> karma
25:00 <Loof> for old times sake
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that bitch loves me 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh!
25:00 <doctor> why you living with someone you don't like? are they your wife?
25:00 <beehhh> This device is working properly.
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn
25:00 <beehhh> mwah
25:00 <Bastardly_One> t mind him
25:00 <Loof> winblows
25:00 <beehhh> im am in IT grad from melb
25:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway
25:00 <Bastardly_One> the idea
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I was talking about getting some speed the other day 
26:00 <beehhh> im am an IT grad from melb
26:00 <Bastardly_One> for old times sake ... I used to have a major habit 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and my dealer can access it 
26:00 <milk> yeah phet
26:00 <doctor> yeah but that's the past. it wouldn't be the same
26:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway he seemed interested
26:00 <Bastardly_One> hotshot :D
27:00 <milk> shoot smack for life
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs though
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd never get 2 rooms for this price a week though
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a bedroom and an office
28:00 <milk> you bending/.
28:00 <milk> ?
28:00 <Loof> convo dead
28:00 <Loof> time for weed
28:00 <doctor> time to relinquish those toxic feelings and confront your wife I suppose
28:00 <Maurice> The convo will always be dead when you have 90% of the channel on ignore
29:00 <milk> doctor, I sense you married a woman who only wanted money?
29:00 <Loof> why the fuck would i wake her
29:00 <doctor> I married 4, and they all wanted my money over me
30:00 <milk> most women are like that
30:00 <milk> gee wiz will they kick up a fuss if you buy a sports car and start dating nurses
31:00 <Saemon> if u had to marry 4 times
31:00 <Loof> money gets you the real fat bitches
31:00 <Saemon> theres definately something wrong with your social and people skills n stuff
31:00 <doctor> want to be my next wife Saemon? you seem like my type
32:00 <Saemon> how bigs your penis?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor. notice me how old you are
32:00 <beehhh> http://oi60.tinypic.com/28aqel5.jpg
32:00 <beehhh> there he is
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I know someone that married 5 times before he was 30
33:00 <Maurice> How stupid to get married more than once
33:00 <Bastardly_One> then again every g/f was the love of his life forever more 
33:00 <Maurice> Why is your mirror so dirty
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he gave up after the 5th
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ol
33:00 <Loof> cool man
33:00 <Loof> like the shirt
33:00 <doctor> yeah I'm a dead set romantic
33:00 <Saemon> lol its cumstains Maurice
34:00 <doctor> untill the person doesn't meet my expectations
34:00 <doctor> then it's chaos
34:00 <Maurice> I'm talking about beehhhs mirror, not yours Saemon
34:00 <beehhh> http://oi60.tinypic.com/28aqel5.jpg
34:00 <Saemon> lol i know, thats what i meant
34:00 <milk> maybe he married once and 4 women involved themselves in his money
34:00 <Maurice> Oh no shit
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that's an old pic
34:00 <Loof> lower your standards doctor
34:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta admit the shit was ok
34:00 <Saemon> lol i dont jerk of in front of my mirror
34:00 <Saemon> if anything, ive got cumstains on my keyboard the most
34:00 <Loof> women are shit, when you learn that, you learn to "keep a bitch"
35:00 <Bastardly_One> OI
35:00 <Maurice> Yeah, because men are so awesome
35:00 <simba> sound advice
35:00 <Bastardly_One> how do you spell Boojwah?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I said that phonetically 
35:00 <Maurice> Eh
35:00 <Maurice> Boudoir?
35:00 <doctor> not possible Loof. I'm not one to settle for something subpar - even if it will mean the end of me
35:00 <Bastardly_One> as in ... no as in 
35:00 <Loof> then die lonely
35:00 <beehhh> Maurice having a crash for me by now
35:00 <Bastardly_One> boojwahzee
35:00 <Maurice> In english please
35:00 <Maurice> beehhh that is
36:00 <Loof> please dont say we all die alone
36:00 <Maurice> What is the meaning Bastardly_One
36:00 <doctor> i'll die lonely regardless
36:00 <Bastardly_One> the rent that goes up my nose is so fucking boojwah
36:00 <Maurice> Never heard of it
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't spell it 
36:00 <Loof> i'll die surrounded by grandkids
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you know the boo jah zee?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> like bohemian
36:00 <Maurice> Loof will die by kitchen knife to the neck by his equally insane wife
36:00 <milk> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bourgeoisie
36:00 <Bastardly_One> the bourgwahzee
37:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks milk
37:00 <Saemon> has your wife got citizenship yet Loof?
37:00 <Loof> jah mon
37:00 <Loof> she's been here all her life
37:00 <Saemon> oh ic
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice
37:00 <Maurice> Hrm?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you never heard of that term?
38:00 <beehhh> we can fix it
38:00 <beehhh> http://oi60.tinypic.com/28aqel5.jpg
38:00 <doctor> yes beehhh you are very handsom and norell is lucky to have you
38:00 <Saemon> beehhh u sorta look like kanye west in that pic
38:00 <Saemon> with the sunnies on
38:00 <Bastardly_One> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bourgeoisie
38:00 <beehhh> same logo on the back
38:00 <Bastardly_One> how would I say that in singular?
38:00 <beehhh> thanks doctor
39:00 <simba> Mirza is cool as fuck.
39:00 <milk> Bourgeois
39:00 <beehhh> you're out best man
39:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7w0eqUBp3c
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pet Shop Boys - Love is a Bourgeois Construct (Audio) (Jul 14, 2013) 6:42 - Category: Music - 377,304 views - 2,383 likes (97.1%), 70 dislikes (2.9%)
39:00 <beehhh> ours
39:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers milk
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and I guess doctor
39:00 <milk> ie. a person is part of the Bourgeosie
39:00 <doctor> are we all marxists tonight?
39:00 <Saemon> beehhh you're sexual chocolate
39:00 <Bastardly_One> not a word I use a lot 
39:00 <beehhh> lemme update to the parliament
39:00 <milk> or, thats very Bourgeois of you
39:00 <beehhh> my latest selfie
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I before bohemiam
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I am a marxist/socialist
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to be libertarian
40:00 <Saemon> why u using these words?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> until I got old and cranky
40:00 <doctor> I think I'll always be an anarchist at heart
40:00 <milk> eat the rich
40:00 <Loof> fuck authority, think for yourself
40:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I like order in my chaos
41:00 <Bastardly_One> anarchy is the opposite of order
41:00 <doctor> chaos is where i'm comfortable
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ditto
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but I like order within it
41:00 <Loof> disfunction upbringing?
41:00 <Loof> or too functional?
41:00 <doctor> too functional i suppose
41:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor never lets on shit 
42:00 <Loof> strict ah
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but he relates to a lot of what I say
42:00 <Loof> repressed spirit
42:00 <Bastardly_One> makes me wonder if he's as batshit as the rest of us
42:00 <Bastardly_One> OMFG!
42:00 <doctor> maybe i was just born that way
43:00 <Bastardly_One> ought to see the sword thing I just got in Diablo III
43:00 <Loof> nature vs nurture, dont get me started
43:00 <milk> if ur an anarchist, when was the last time you put graffiti on a trap?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that thing look mean!
43:00 <doctor> butchers carver?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on ... I'll go to inventory and tell ya 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as I kill these goatmen
44:00 <Bastardly_One> give me 30 seconds
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Monster Hunter
44:00 <Bastardly_One> an Legendary Sword
45:00 <doctor> yeah I know the one
45:00 <doctor> fire damage main hander
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
46:00 <Bastardly_One> 41.3 dmg
46:00 <Bastardly_One> which is good for level 20
46:00 <Bastardly_One> a level 20 monk
46:00 <Bastardly_One> only started 2 days ago
46:00 <doctor> consol?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and Clever Arming Cap of the Hawk
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that helmet is 60
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Aeguis Eater armour
47:00 <Bastardly_One> the game loves me 
47:00 <doctor> if you were on PC i'd power level you
48:00 <beehhh> let me say it a nite
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and sling style wrist thingos
48:00 <Bastardly_One> so where I am getting at 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> is I have good weapons and EQ
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and EQ that gives me extra loot
48:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
49:00 <doctor> it's all begins at level 70
49:00 <Loof> what game?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> even got the nagelring
49:00 <beehhh> arivide4rchi buona notte
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and you can't adventure mode
49:00 <Bastardly_One> until the 5th act
49:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah I've years to go yet
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it's all missions until then
49:00 <doctor> yeah gotta complete the game to get adventure mode
49:00 <doctor> diablo 3
49:00 <Loof> oooh
49:00 <Loof> nice
49:00 <Loof> i have that
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I cant believe the loot I have though
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that I just told you 
50:00 <Loof> hardly played it though
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and only level 20 and done fuck all 
50:00 <Loof> was too busy with wow
50:00 <Bastardly_One> what are demon hunters like?
50:00 <Loof> i'm going to get it when i get a ps4
50:00 <doctor> they're the strongest class at the moment
50:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the achievement things is to have 2 characters to level 60
50:00 <beehhh> http://www.slevinarts.com/damien/illustration/nedkelly1.jpg
50:00 <Bastardly_One> demon hunters are?
50:00 <doctor> yeah
50:00 <beehhh> and this http://oi60.tinypic.com/28aqel5.jpg
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I like up close fighting though
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ok 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> second character is a demon hunter female then
51:00 <doctor> monks good for that
51:00 <Bastardly_One> seen how hot she looks? :P
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know!
51:00 <Bastardly_One> this monk kicks arse
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and takes names later
51:00 <Bastardly_One> he killed queen adeara piss easy 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> well, not that easy but he never died
52:00 <Loof> i uninstalled my authenticator or i'd install d3
52:00 <Loof> should have taken it off before i uninstalled it
52:00 <Loof> now i have to send id
52:00 <Bastardly_One> tell the fuckwit 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> if he has it on the PS3 to re-add me 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I want a co-op game
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you know why I never die?
53:00 <doctor> http://us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/Reginald-1149/hero/39443519
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I always have 20 plus health potions on me 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
53:00 <doctor> thats my barb
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you cunt!
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I cant connect for the loot!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one on console can
54:00 <doctor> you need to play on PC
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I've the ultimate evil version
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and you connect your console
54:00 <Bastardly_One> to get the loot in your inventory
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but they don't connect
54:00 <Loof> i rolled a monk
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Repear of Souls
54:00 <Loof> deeldose powerlevelled me some and gave me gold
55:00 <Bastardly_One> so I assume I finish the game before I get the dlc?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I sorta don't get where the extra stuff would be
55:00 <doctor> act 5 and adventure mode is part of RoS
56:00 <Bastardly_One> ah I see
56:00 <doctor> when diablo 3 fist came out it was absolute shit
56:00 <Bastardly_One> so the main game ends at act four?
56:00 <doctor> thankfully with RoS it made it a whole lot better
56:00 <doctor> yeah
56:00 <beehhh> g'nite doctor and the friends
56:00 <Loof> night bee
01:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmm
02:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I don
02:00 <Bastardly_One> t
02:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna go see this caravan leader
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I should play Watch_Dogs instead
05:00 <Bastardly_One> rigourous tallon
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I've have that thanks!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> those knuckle busters are ace
06:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor
06:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I have legendary boots too
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:00 <Digerati> i guess the lord must live in new york city :)
09:00 <Bastardly_One> nope!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I just went to his manor and killed shit 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
10:00 <doctor> it's a great time waster
10:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor what's the tag business?
10:00 <Digerati> just ate a raw pork sausage, it's precooked when you buy them, but people usuallyt cook them again, i just east it without cooking it, you don't have to cook them, they are already cooked
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Monster Slaying or Brawling
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I like my banner ... My other chat nick is Raven Wolf
11:00 <Bastardly_One> My banner is grey with a raven and wolf heads
11:00 <Bastardly_One> uber tough
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah what's this tag thing?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> under network settings
12:00 <Digerati> sausages !
14:00 <doctor> i'm not sure
15:00 <doctor> just your battletag? I think it's just your user name
16:00 <Bastardly_One> dont worry
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I put it as monster slaying anyway
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm no brawler
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I just run and and beat the shit out of things with big sharp things
17:00 <doctor> oh, just a game type if you want to open it to public
17:00 <doctor> brawler is pvp which nobody uses as its a wase of time
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I have that ... but I get it now
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it's to detirmine someone looking for a certain type of game yeah?
18:00 <doctor> yeah monster slaying is the default which most would use
18:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you're handy ... when games don't come with instructions :P
18:00 <doctor> lol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> not that Ive not played the first two
19:00 <Bastardly_One> but I heard you can't make your own gear on PC?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you can from about the 3rd mission on console
19:00 <Bastardly_One> if you have the cash to train Eamon
19:00 <doctor> you can use the forge to make gear on PC
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the New Tristam blacksmith
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ah cool
19:00 <under> hey
19:00 <Bastardly_One> some fucker was waffling the other day about it on here 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> so, act V is the new content
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I totally get it now 
20:00 <doctor> act 5 and adventure mode
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ordered way I have to go about stuff 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't mind that to be honest
20:00 <Bastardly_One> not with this type of game anyway
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but cool ... I just go along doing what I'm told 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> got it
21:00 <under> yesterday I bought a ps4
21:00 <doctor> nah, play how you feel b1
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm waiting until a certain game comes out 
21:00 <Maurice> Yesterday I bought an Olaf beanie
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's in Nov
21:00 <Maurice> I think I win
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and I think it'll be part of a PS4 bundle
21:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'm waiting to see first
22:00 <Bastardly_One> GTA V should turn into a bundle package I'd reckon
22:00 <Maurice> That game is so 2013
22:00 <under> I got the bundle with FIFA 15
22:00 <doctor> I'll get if for PC. Too scorned by consoles
22:00 <Bastardly_One> funny you should say that :P
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm too scorned by PCs
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> the irony
23:00 <Maurice> I don't like any of them
23:00 <Bastardly_One> each gaming machine I have blows up
23:00 <Maurice> SNES ftw
23:00 <under> The pc is not for lazy
23:00 <under> and I'm lazy
23:00 <doctor> this one is 6 years I think
23:00 <Bastardly_One> so you got Fifa 15 with it?
23:00 <under> yes
23:00 <Bastardly_One> how good is it?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like being there
23:00 <under> 399 euro
23:00 <under> and I got a second dualshock for 59 euro
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't wait to get that but I'm a bit Fifa'ed out 
23:00 <under> fifa is very good
24:00 <Bastardly_One> so about Nov I'll wanna get that too 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I got a jumper from Gazman yesterday
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's already got a cig burn in it 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> <------------- winner
25:00 <simba> gazzzzzmaaaaaaannnnnnn
25:00 <simba> when the gazman testifies
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I get for getting a $10 kind of poo colour jumper
25:00 <Bastardly_One> some light it looks grey
25:00 <Bastardly_One> some other light it looks brown
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I needed a jumper
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I own too many hoodies
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and that looked alright
26:00 <Maurice> Hoodies rock
26:00 <Maurice> I'm wearing one right now
26:00 <Bastardly_One> still does apart from the hole
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I love my hoodies
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... I'm trying to "mature" ... and finding it hard
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I still like dressing like when I was 20
27:00 <simba> lol
27:00 <simba> Gazman isnt a bad start
27:00 <Bastardly_One> runners, hoodie, flanny, jeans 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> the whole grungy look
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying to get a bit more ... sedate
28:00 <Maurice> I don't know what gazman is
28:00 <Bastardly_One> considering in 20 yrs I'll be wearing pants up to my chest
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and shopping from op shops
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a conservative male clothing chain 
28:00 <Maurice> Oh
28:00 <Maurice> So it's for poofs
28:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh it's for Skirmish
28:00 <Bastardly_One> those kind
29:00 <Maurice> So it's the male version off crossroads
29:00 <simba> i have 1 jumper that says gazman its ok 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure what that is
29:00 <simba> plain is good
29:00 <Maurice> It's the female version of your gay shop
29:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... they're thin and deceptive huh?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the jumpers I mean 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> they're warm as 
30:00 <Maurice> I still shop at Jeans West
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought this was gonna be a spring jumper
30:00 <simba> I shop at Cotton On
30:00 <Maurice> Cotton On Kids
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I honestly shop at Big W and K-Mart
30:00 <Bastardly_One> why the fuck spend money on non going out shit?
31:00 <Thoth> Sometimes I fart, honestly
31:00 <simba> Why?>"
31:00 <simba> ?.'
31:00 <simba> ;?><":m';ksdlvjbz
31:00 <simba> ovjszfol'jbviudsk;'bjzgfvukz'bgd
31:00 <Bastardly_One> in fact
31:00 <simba> how does this happen damn it
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm wearing $5 slip ons now
32:00 <Bastardly_One> destroyed my "Peter Morrison" poof boots
32:00 <Bastardly_One> in wet concrete
32:00 <Maurice> The hoodie I currently have on is a Billabong one I got for Cam but it turns out he hates hoods
32:00 <Maurice> What a wanker
32:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't see it until it was too later
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Big W Billabong hoodie!
33:00 <Thoth> I don't see the point in spending heaps on clothes. If you shop around you can get some stupidly cheap s tuff
33:00 <Bastardly_One> have you noticed the bonds ones now have logos all over them?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> shits me
33:00 <Maurice> The point is quality
33:00 <Maurice> Like I get my kids shoes from Athletes foot instead of Best and Less
33:00 <Bastardly_One> decent good hoodies now ruined with the underwear band saying Bonds
33:00 <simba> if you shop with a woman you will save many monies
33:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit simba
33:00 <Thoth> My bushwalking boots were a whole $30. Many spend a few hundred bucks. I don't see the point when you walk through rivers and get them dusty
33:00 <Maurice> Nobody bush walks
33:00 <Maurice> Thats just gross
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you're both right though 
34:00 <Thoth> Fat people don't, yea
34:00 <simba> i mean they go nuts on their own but they know how 2 get a bargain
34:00 <Bastardly_One> shoes you get what you pay for 
34:00 <Maurice> Thats why I dont
34:00 <Maurice> Coz I'm fat
34:00 <Maurice> That I don't find it fun or appealing
34:00 <Bastardly_One> they do not now how to bargain!
34:00 <Maurice> That and*
34:00 <Bastardly_One> if they have the money they just buy it
34:00 <under> i want to buy the last of us and gta 5
34:00 <Maurice> Thats bollocks
35:00 <Maurice> I hate shopping, I go in with something in mind, find it and get out
35:00 <Bastardly_One> under I'm waiting for those two as well .... GTA V is Nov
35:00 <Thoth> Same
35:00 <simba> g t a
35:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya simba
35:00 <under> 16 nov.
35:00 <Thoth> I'm always fighting my way through cunts who are just killing time
35:00 <Bastardly_One> women power shop
35:00 <Bastardly_One> they know how to shop
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but most I know don't actually like it
35:00 <simba> what
35:00 <Thoth> Cunts who push in front of you so they can stand there and obstruct you
35:00 <Maurice> The only thing I linger and browse is books
36:00 <simba> they know how 2 get bargains
36:00 <simba> thats wat i said
36:00 <simba> theyre aliens
36:00 <Thoth> I wonder how some people have time to do anything, because simple tastes like shopping, seemingly take forever
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't think they do 
36:00 <Thoth> tasks
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I think they know what they want and get it 
36:00 <simba> but ur OLD
36:00 <simba> m8
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, the people that take forever shopping
36:00 <Bastardly_One> are ones that have nothing else to do all day 
37:00 <Maurice> I have nothing else to do all day but I don't take forever
37:00 <Bastardly_One> they're a distinct breed of what the fuck else do I have to do?
37:00 <Maurice> Like my neighbour has nothing to do but she spends everyday at the shopping center
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah people like that 
37:00 <Maurice> I prefer to spend my days napping
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I mean 
37:00 <Maurice> I've gotten really good at it
37:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
37:00 <Bastardly_One> napping is how we're meant to sleep apparently
38:00 <Thoth> Must be nice... lying on your death bed... remembering how much time you spent deciding between which jeans you should buy
38:00 <Bastardly_One> like in 2 - 4 hr spurts
38:00 <Maurice> I currently have the best jeans, they're called 7/8s
38:00 <Maurice> And they sit perfectly at my ankles
38:00 <Maurice> So any shoes I wear are shown off to perfection
38:00 <Thoth> I own jeans. They're called jeans. They like cover my legs and stuff. Magic
39:00 <Maurice> And they make it look like I have an arse
39:00 <Thoth> Sometimes I like to wear what I call shorts
39:00 <Thoth> They're very nice
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I go commando and I've found the best cheap jeans ever
40:00 <Bastardly_One> so comfortable
40:00 <Bastardly_One> the Maxxx brand from Target
40:00 <Maurice> I don't do shorts
40:00 <Bastardly_One> they're soft cotton and snug
40:00 <Thoth> Ya know wearing undies isn't hard
40:00 <Bastardly_One> undies are constricting
41:00 <Maurice> I have knobbly knees
41:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't worn them for decades
41:00 <Thoth> sif they are
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I have had to resort to shorts the last few summers
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and I have little stick legs
41:00 <Maurice> I bet Thoth wears flares, coz like, they're called jeans
41:00 <simba> i dont like shorts!!!!!!!!
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, I have voicemail
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate shorts
42:00 <Maurice> I dont like cricket!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh no!
42:00 <simba> cricket sux
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate it!
42:00 <Maurice> I don't wear anything shorter than 3/4s
42:00 <Maurice> Cricket is balls
42:00 <Thoth> Maurice: only if it makes it look like I have an ass
42:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know what that song is about?
42:00 <Maurice> My 11yr old wants to play it
42:00 <Thoth> and compliments my heals
42:00 <Maurice> Can't think of anythingworse than watching him in summer on a saturday
42:00 <Bastardly_One> being robbed in Jamaica
42:00 <Maurice> Heels*
42:00 <Maurice> Get it right
42:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway ... checkin the voice mail
42:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
42:00 <Maurice> Also, I never mentioned heels, I just said shoes..
43:00 <simba> who uses voicemail!!!!!!!!
43:00 <Thoth> I said heels. Are you okay with that?
43:00 <simba> Maurice can i see you in jeans  + heels
43:00 <Maurice> Not me, I hang up when I get voicemail
43:00 <Maurice> You can
43:00 <Maurice> Can I see you naked from the waist down?
43:00 <simba> idk
43:00 <Thoth> People who hangup when they get voicemail are the most annoying cunts ever
44:00 <Thoth> The person you called may have been taking a shit, so please leave a message
44:00 <Maurice> Then answer your damn phone
44:00 <Maurice> Who doesn't have their phone with them on the toilet
44:00 <Maurice> Nobody thats who
44:00 <Thoth> Who answers when they're shitting?
45:00 <Maurice> Here simba https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/v/t1.0-9/561173_10151141623810844_794019428_n.jpg?oh=ad47c26ae161a6158152d7ab9426e60a&oe=54B4E7A1&__gda__=1422662387_b448503d7d700b2491b799784cbc3f0d
45:00 <Maurice> Me in jeans and heels
45:00 <Thoth> Surely your stupid ass call can wait a few minutes
45:00 <simba> brilliant.
45:00 <simba> ..
45:00 <simba> .
45:00 <Thoth> Showers are another impossibility of using telephones
45:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/531311_10151141623875844_1706690196_n.jpg?oh=5184db3b23d1be5d187500912f76409e&oe=54CE3B9F&__gda__=1423007120_b06f0fb05e64ab62470f6f2021669566
45:00 <Maurice> Don't mind Bob
45:00 <Maurice> He was murdered for a good reason
45:00 <Bastardly_One> just as well I checked that 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
46:00 <Thoth> btw, when I was mocking jeans and heels
46:00 <Thoth> I meant that its a terrible look
47:00 <Maurice> Oh right, let me rewind so I understand...
47:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmm
47:00 <Bastardly_One> works on some people
47:00 <Thoth> Your heels are also ugly as fuck
47:00 <Maurice> No, thats your face
47:00 <simba> someones getting tired and grumpy!!
47:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/561399_10151590559690844_347550302_n.jpg?oh=3756f5144e6385a478fe90560ced591a&oe=54B724FC&__gda__=1421739733_d8d737439824ffe72574a0e67ea56579
48:00 <Maurice> Stabby Cat
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah they're the ones I like
48:00 <Bastardly_One> because they're not audaciously coloured
48:00 <Thoth> Yuck
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a foot and hose man 
48:00 <Thoth> Looks like they're in the short and fat but with unusual fashion, style
48:00 <Bastardly_One> shoes come with the territory
48:00 <Maurice> These are probably my faves https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/483185_10151141623505844_315073745_n.jpg?oh=94c0c98cb144c982dc1e63d8317be47a&oe=54CE50F2&__gda__=1421270981_ba63b68988284f523be64440b4f6aaf8
49:00 <Maurice> They have corset lacing on the back
49:00 <Maurice> Don't be jealous your fat man feet wont fit in my heels Thoth
49:00 <Bastardly_One> don't mind those
49:00 <simba> wish I could pull them off
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol simba
49:00 <Thoth> You know where my fat man feet do fit?
49:00 <simba> in a pair of asics
49:00 <Maurice> In your arse?
49:00 <Thoth> In your cunt
49:00 <simba> under your desk
49:00 <simba> as you play wow
49:00 <simba> most minutes
49:00 <Maurice> simba, you could pull anyone off
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oh!
50:00 <Bastardly_One> a foot up the arse
50:00 <simba> Classic
50:00 <Bastardly_One> is always gonna remind me of a video I saw once
50:00 <Bastardly_One> anal foot fisting
50:00 <Maurice> Jesus
50:00 <Maurice> I saw an anal pulling his dick in an arse vid
50:00 <Bastardly_One> so when someone says "wnt a foot up the arse?"
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't stop laughing for a sec 
51:00 <Thoth> 02:36 < Bastardly_One> I go commando and I've found the best cheap jeans ever
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yes?
51:00 <Thoth> Remember the types of people who go commando also like anal foot fisting
51:00 <Thoth> Just saying
51:00 <Bastardly_One> orly?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> how about you bend over
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and I try it out then
52:00 <Maurice> I shound unban panda just to give Thoth a treat
53:00 <Bastardly_One> click!
53:00 <Bastardly_One> https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSQhW3cqiwk7AIuqYS_qzT-51er6tnUK05Z70MrAjJnOQ7cd1zu7w
53:00 <Bastardly_One> "do you want a foot up the arse?"
53:00 <Bastardly_One> then click that pic
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and you'll never think of that saying again in the same way
54:00 <Bastardly_One> panda has been quiet tonight yes?
54:00 <Thoth> Lets hope he's dead
55:00 <Bastardly_One> usually him and semen will bitch elsewhere right Maurice?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, Maurice and I have watched a new love blossom
55:00 <Bastardly_One> over supposedly being victimised
55:00 <Bastardly_One> only the other channel owner happens to be an opper
55:00 <Bastardly_One> so they're just digging their own graves
56:00 <Thoth> http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/snake-island-ilha-de-queimada-grande
56:00 <Maurice> He's probably fucking that ugly dude his friend wanted to hook him up with
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that's right
56:00 <Bastardly_One> if only this channel had of got hold of that
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was only half paying attention so can't use it as shit in the future
57:00 <Bastardly_One> as I haven't retained enough info on the subject
57:00 <Thoth> People are scared of our snakes... thats an island, forbidden to be visited due to the danger, as the snakes there evolved venom that near instantly kills, and there are thought to be at a density of 1 snake per 1m2
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you know snakes will leave you alone 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> if you leave them alone
57:00 <Thoth> Here yes. Not in Brazil
58:00 <Bastardly_One> if I was slithering through the grass and some giant stepped on me I'd bite too
58:00 <Thoth> Also depends on the species, a few of ours are actually aggressive
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to have to watch out from now until March every year
58:00 <Bastardly_One> for tiger snakes
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I lived on a farm in buttfuck nowhere
58:00 <Maurice> I thought someone was running down the hallway
58:00 <Maurice> It was the cat
59:00 <Maurice> That little bitch is loud
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon that's why she does it 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> she knows it's loud
59:00 <Maurice> Floorboards are a curse at times
59:00 <Thoth> Brown & tiger's are aggressive
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah country victoria snakes basically Thoth
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
59:00 <Thoth> They may actually seek you out with intent on biting you
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to watch everywhere I stepped
00:00 <Thoth> I saw a black snake the other day, they're extremely timid
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and european wasps
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm allergic to them
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so I hated the country bad
00:00 <Bastardly_One> tiger snakes everywhere ... wasps waiting for me 
00:00 <Thoth> just wasps or other insects too?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and those big fucking bogon moths
00:00 <Maurice> I saw a snail yesterday
00:00 <Maurice> Pretty nerve wracking
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm allergic to bees and wasps
01:00 <Bastardly_One> snails ... what do they do?
01:00 <Maurice> They look gross
01:00 <Bastardly_One> besides make a mess under your shoe
01:00 <Bastardly_One> like what is their purpose?
01:00 <Maurice> Me and my middle boy are allergic to bees
01:00 <Thoth> I got bitten by a white tail spider last year, which seemed to correlate with a sudden allergy to insect bites. Seems to be going away now
01:00 <Maurice> We puff up like a balloon
01:00 <Thoth> mosquitos, flies, etc.
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I hate spiders full stop
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm allergic to bees and wasps
02:00 <Maurice> I was at my mums today, went outside to my car and walked through a fucking cobweb
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and depends how good the mozzie gets me 
02:00 <Thoth> Spiders aren't really much to be feared
02:00 <Maurice> Did a spastic dance on her driveway
02:00 <Thoth> White tail bites are just annoying
02:00 <Thoth> They don't kill
02:00 <Maurice> I had a spider in my hair in the IGA carpark once
03:00 <Maurice> Was a wolf spider
03:00 <Maurice> I did said spastic dance and it ran down my neck into my car
03:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that
03:00 <Maurice> No shit
03:00 <Bastardly_One> huntsmen are sadists
03:00 <Maurice> Especially the amount of hair I have
03:00 <Bastardly_One> they might be "harmless"
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but they love playing with you I swear
03:00 <Maurice> I could have taken up residence for a week before I found it
04:00 <Maurice> It*
04:00 <Bastardly_One> one sec for a piss and I'll tell you my huntsman story ... keeping in mind I'm scared of spiders
04:00 <Thoth> If I were a spider I'd fuck with people to make them freak out
05:00 <Thoth> Although that'd be risky cause they might just get out the rolled up newspaper
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so
05:00 <Bastardly_One> spider story
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it was about 11am and I'm sitting in the car having a cig and a huntsman comes down off the roof of the car ... I freak, roll my window up and get out of the car and look for that fucker and nowhere to be found
06:00 <Thoth> and then it came after you with an axe?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> finally forgot about it ... and went home (50kms away) ... then we went to get petrol about 9pm another 40km away
07:00 <Bastardly_One> as filling up guess what comes down the window again
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the same fucking huntsman!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the old man killed it but ... 10 hrs later
07:00 <Thoth> Might've been his cousin? Are you sure about this?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> travelling about 100kms on a car roof
07:00 <Bastardly_One> just to scare me again
07:00 <Bastardly_One> either way it died
07:00 <Maurice> They're assholes to kill
08:00 <Maurice> They just play dead
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but they're smart fucks was my point
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the fucks
08:00 <Bastardly_One> or plain hide
08:00 <Bastardly_One> like I swear it was gone the first time
08:00 <Thoth> Not sure why you'd kill a huntsman. They can't hurt you, like at all
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I even looked on the roof when we got home
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate fucking spiders!
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why
08:00 <Maurice> They cant kill you but they're freaky looking
08:00 <Thoth> Also all spider stories are the same. The format is "I saw a spider" .. " and then I proved I am a total fucking pussy"
09:00 <Maurice> Same as daddy long legs
09:00 <Maurice> Ahem
09:00 <Maurice> I saw a spider, IN MY FUCKING HAIR
09:00 <Bastardly_One> know what I saw once which are rare down here?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> an orange one
09:00 <Thoth> So?
09:00 <Thoth> I pick huntsmen up with my hands
09:00 <Thoth> Man the fuck up woman
09:00 <Maurice> So I didn't want a wolf spider nesting in my hair
09:00 <Bastardly_One> they're huntsman ... but I should of caught it and took a pic
09:00 <Ana_Ng> .
09:00 <Maurice> My hair touches the top of my butt, thats a lot of hair to nest in
09:00 <Bastardly_One> rather than bricked it
10:00 <Bastardly_One> look Maurice
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the fact is we're both burn a house down
10:00 <Thoth> Your hair is a terrible place to nest
10:00 <Bastardly_One> if there was a huntsman in it
10:00 <Maurice> Serenity is worse
10:00 <Maurice> She'd burn down the town
10:00 <Thoth> Something about that washing part. You do wash it right?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol would she?
10:00 <Maurice> No Thoth, I never wash my hair..
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm bad ... but I'd only burn the house down
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and don't ever tell me cockroaches can't hurt you
11:00 <Maurice> Those bastards
11:00 <Maurice> I had one in the leg of my jeans
11:00 <Maurice> On those horrible brown flying ones
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I know of a friend with a scar from an acid burn off one of them
11:00 <Maurice> I have never stripped so fast
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah those cunts!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> have you ever tried to kill one?
11:00 <Thoth> cockroaches spread disease in domestic circumstance... it nature they're totally harmless
11:00 <Maurice> Many times
11:00 <Thoth> They can bite tho
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you can only do it from behind 
12:00 <Thoth> Just bite back aye
12:00 <Maurice> I don't care if they're harmless, I don't want on inside my pants
12:00 <Bastardly_One> they sense every other movement except behind them
12:00 <Maurice> One*
12:00 <Maurice> My E is broken
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's not the sign of a dirty place
12:00 <Bastardly_One> know why you see them?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> they're in search of water and food
12:00 <Bastardly_One> they only come out in dry times
12:00 <Maurice> Which I have inside for my cat
12:00 <Maurice> She eats them
13:00 <Maurice> Shes smashes them until their backlegs dont work, lets them crawl away a bit then smashes them some more
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> sadist
13:00 <Maurice> She rocks
13:00 <Thoth> Least she doesn't kill them needlessly, and does something with them, eats them
13:00 <Maurice> She eats flies too
13:00 <Maurice> Nothing goes to waste
14:00 <Thoth> The last dog I had used to eat cicadas
14:00 <Maurice> I have no doubt she'd eat me if I died
20:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr6CyU-Ev_M
20:00 <xm> deadly.
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kitten Kong (May 25, 2011) 1:09 - Category: Comedy - 67,684 views - 289 likes (97.6%), 7 dislikes (2.4%)
21:00 <Bastardly_One> wb y'all
23:00 <Maurice> Youre the one that left
25:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh you all did on a netsplit
33:00 <Bastardly_One> man
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I can see why this game is addictive
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the graphics are really good and the gameplay translation onto console is really playable
37:00 <Maurice> Nuh uh, ChanOP stayed which means you left
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yes yes yes 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> simba and I and about 3 other stayed 
39:00 <Maurice> That tells you everything
39:00 <Maurice> 5 of you
39:00 <Maurice> Instead of 43
40:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10541952_1062607670435352_7633656732416641222_n.jpg?oh=315bea9958aa0beeb6b4b0bf70beff81&oe=5488794E&__gda__=1421287543_27a026388738259e6426241cd5813ea2
40:00 <Maurice> Lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
43:00 <Maurice> Es is phantom digging up nothing
43:00 <Maurice> I'm about to smash her
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that shit 
43:00 <Maurice> Shes digging up the window
44:00 <Bastardly_One> get the hint?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> let me out of this prison human!
45:00 <Maurice> I'm about to throw her to the wolves
45:00 <Maurice> I tried introducing her to the backyard and the dog and they both shit bricks
46:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
46:00 <Maurice> She got a smack and stopped for 8.5 seconds, now she's back doing the same shit
46:00 <Bastardly_One> smack her on the hind bits
46:00 <Maurice> I did
46:00 <Bastardly_One> little bitch
46:00 <Maurice> I just stomped the ground and she ran off
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that usually is a decent enough warning
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah for 10 more seconds
48:00 <Maurice> I love her, I loved Auds, but fuck they fuck me off
48:00 <Maurice> They're worse than kids
48:00 <Maurice> I can put kids in timeot
48:00 <Maurice> Out
49:00 <Bastardly_One> do you have a seperate laundry?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the only thing that works ... putting them in a room they can do nothing like yeah ... a kid
50:00 <Maurice> Yep Ido
50:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooh this enchantress that has insisted on joining me has a sexy outfit
50:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
50:00 <Bastardly_One> well, stick her in that
50:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck her
50:00 <Bastardly_One> time out for 10 mins each time she really shits you
50:00 <Maurice> I used to put Audrey in timeout and the fucker would go behind the washine and unplug it
50:00 <Maurice> Which sounds ok
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... he did?
50:00 <Maurice> Until you need a drill to remove the fake wall and shelf to plug it back inh
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that's pretty funny ... 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> because it's not me that it happened to
51:00 <Maurice> I thought my washing machine was broken
51:00 <Maurice> Nope, was the cat
51:00 <Bastardly_One> they're so fucking smart
52:00 <Maurice> I'd lock her in the bathroom but she likes that room coz she likes the dripping taps
52:00 <Bastardly_One> well, maybe she won't work that out?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ah damn 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I get her personality now totally
52:00 <Maurice> Cats are assholes
52:00 <Maurice> Don't get one
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the laundry would be the only goer it seems
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but that's what I like about them
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I enjoy friendly mind games
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I always have a talk with a new cat
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and it goes along the lines of 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't give a fuck what you do to any other human
53:00 <Maurice> I like her kneading my boob, purring and dribbling on me, I dont like her being a fucking bitch
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm on the same level ... so fuck with me at your own risk
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... what else has she to do?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why owners with cats allowed outdoors seem to have less hassles
54:00 <Bastardly_One> we're they're toys
54:00 <Maurice> It's now a moot point coz shes disappeared
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
55:00 <Maurice> My mum has 4 cats that go inside outside, but they've had all their needles
55:00 <Maurice> Es hasn't
55:00 <Bastardly_One> keep an ear/eye out
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that means she's up to something
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you're gonna be fucked over 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> should be fun 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
55:00 <Maurice> She's probably asleep on the top bunk like usual
55:00 <Maurice> Nah, I'm cooking right now, I'll eat and go to bed and shut my door
55:00 <Maurice> She can fuck off
55:00 <Bastardly_One> awwww
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> my last female cat has this habit of sneaking up to the desk, flicking her paw in my cup of tea
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and bolting off down the passage
56:00 <Maurice> They're such jerks
57:00 <Maurice> Or just randomly flicking shit off desks/benches
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and the passage was one of those passages with shit like tables and stuff
57:00 <Bastardly_One> she'd hide under them
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and POW!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> so it was like me vs ninja kitteh
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you know they have their own organisation right?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> al-kitteh
58:00 <Bastardly_One> they're all in touch with each other via this thing
58:00 <Bastardly_One> turn your machines off going to bed
58:00 <Maurice> My passage/hallway is floorboards so it basically sounds like an elephant
58:00 <Bastardly_One> or all sorts of shit happens
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm telling you that staring at the computer
58:00 <Bastardly_One> or 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> ajsndlf;;sdflsd'f
58:00 <Bastardly_One> is not random
58:00 <Bastardly_One> they're messages to other cats
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the al-kitteh is out to own the planet
59:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one believes me
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's why cats respect me 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I *know*
00:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine if those little cunts had thumbs
00:00 <Bastardly_One> we'd be slaves
01:00 <Maurice> MY IRC https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10306381_10152633438995844_5168886236318067017_n.jpg?oh=cb030629e6a26bdb0f6f355ccc66a0a5&oe=54C6E7CC&__gda__=1421295273_f65ed69e357bb55fbb9f204258bd7001
02:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the sleeping trick
02:00 <Bastardly_One> see where her paw is?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> right on the touch pad
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I shouldn't be giving you these tips
02:00 <Maurice> She does it often
02:00 <Maurice> I have to type one handed
02:00 <Bastardly_One> there might be a cat watching this now
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and me telling you these things might make me a target
03:00 <Bastardly_One> actually all this gives me an idea for a short comedy story
03:00 <Bastardly_One> on this discussion
04:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... pipe dream
04:00 <Bastardly_One> literally
04:00 <Bastardly_One> too lazy
04:00 <Ana_Ng> but will it be funny
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooow!
04:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
04:00 <Ana_Ng> zing
04:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking "American"
04:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, what about that news reporter
04:00 <Bastardly_One> she must be a bit of an alaskan celeb now yeah?
04:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah kinda
05:00 <Ana_Ng> problem is
05:00 <Ana_Ng> we have a vote in november
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so, she got what she wanted out of it ... that's interesting
05:00 <Ana_Ng> she may have just fucked it up
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno about that if she got what she wanted
05:00 <Bastardly_One> as in more coverage
06:00 <Ana_Ng> she's the poster child for voting against legalization
06:00 <Bastardly_One> might of been the right move in a strange way
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah true
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen an interview
06:00 <Bastardly_One> she really does seem like a good time bimbo
06:00 <Bastardly_One> good point
06:00 <Bastardly_One> good perspective
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I tried to ignore that and listen to what she was saying 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah, hard to ... she's not exactly 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> literate?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I honestly thought it was legal there
07:00 <Bastardly_One> until all this
07:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno why but I thought it was 
08:00 <Ana_Ng> well
08:00 <Ana_Ng> we have medical marijuana
08:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe Northern Exposure crept into my brain
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but for some reason I thought it was legal full stop
08:00 <Ana_Ng> and the cops cant search your home for under an ounce
08:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea why
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ah so it is decriminalised
08:00 <Ana_Ng> it was until the 80s boom
08:00 <Bastardly_One> thought I was right
09:00 <Bastardly_One> knew I had that right though ... that is was or something
09:00 <Ana_Ng> as long as you feel right
09:00 <Bastardly_One> pffft
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you just said it was decriminalised
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that's possibly where I got it from
09:00 <Ana_Ng> i didnt say that 
10:00 <Ana_Ng> it was you
10:00 <Ana_Ng> i would never spell brit-like
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you said the cops can't get you for an ounce or under in your own home
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the same as one state over here
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what I find interesting in the whole Colorado thing though?
11:00 <Ana_Ng> wut
11:00 <Bastardly_One> has anyone ever thought with all the stuff that happens there
12:00 <Bastardly_One> this is just another social experiment?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> they've done false flags with the Batman thing
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the Columbine thing
12:00 <Bastardly_One> now this
12:00 <Bastardly_One> they seem to be a social testing ground
13:00 <Bastardly_One> is that a fair observation outside looking in?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> just thought about it ... so *shrugs*
14:00 <Ana_Ng> can you speak in english?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I think the gov use them as social experiments
17:00 <Bastardly_One> to see how it works in that state
17:00 <Ana_Ng> you are high
17:00 <Bastardly_One> first
18:00 <Ana_Ng> people who live in or near the wilderness love their guns
19:00 <Ana_Ng> it could be the population density
19:00 <Ana_Ng> idaho and montana aren't that crowded
36:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
36:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway ... sorry
36:00 <Bastardly_One> got distracted
18:00 <Saemon> yo
18:00 <Saemon> whose awake
02:00 <lumeah2> You are
28:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/VEDXJ.jpg o.o
32:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/WYN9L.jpg
32:00 <TheRiddler> it's pandis
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <TheRiddler> I checked a egg
30:00 <TheRiddler> it's slightly frozen
31:00 <Ana_Ng> get your hand out of my uterus
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <TheRiddler> spider warning
27:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/gtNli.jpg
01:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/YSnU0.jpg
01:00 <TheRiddler> darwin award
06:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/SHAhU.jpg
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
30:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/wnyCh.jpg it's a young klutch
33:00 <Owen> I never understood the goth makeup like that.
33:00 <Owen> I mean, I lived through the mid to late 90s goth revival, none of my friends did that shit. They did quite nice makeup, except with a lot of black and white.
34:00 <milk> lotta people got aids
35:00 <TheRiddler> what the raver scene
35:00 <Floss> morning
35:00 <TheRiddler> *about
35:00 <TheRiddler> morning Floss
36:00 <TheRiddler> glow in the dark pacifiers
36:00 <Floss> nutella on toast again
36:00 <Floss> happy floss
36:00 <TheRiddler> I had bacon cheese n poached eggs
36:00 <TheRiddler> on toast
36:00 <TheRiddler> with hollidaise
36:00 <TheRiddler> I ran out of ham
37:00 <Floss> bfs making pig in a blanket lol
37:00 <Floss> because "mum makes them"
37:00 <TheRiddler> nice
38:00 <Floss> he bought 4 bags of cabanossi
38:00 <Floss> lol
38:00 <TheRiddler> yum
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <Floss> if he messes up the kitchen hes fucking dead so god luck to him
41:00 <TheRiddler> lol ok
42:00 <British^Meat> pig in blanket?
52:00 <Floss> british its a frankfurt or sausage wrapped in pastry
52:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmm yumbo
52:00 <British^Meat> sounds like a cranski
52:00 <British^Meat> kranski
53:00 <Floss> yeah or german sausage rolls
53:00 <Floss> i can really only eat one i struggle with the pastry and sausage together
55:00 <British^Meat> chilli cheese kranski, oh baby
55:00 <Kynetic> damn
55:00 <Kynetic> now i want some kranski
55:00 <British^Meat> http://s1.grouprecipes.com/images/recipes/200/3978651151.gif
57:00 <Floss> well pop round haha
57:00 <Floss> he has 4 bags of the shit lol
57:00 <Floss> i think he wants to lapse into a food coma infront of the tv this arvo
58:00 <British^Meat> lol
58:00 <British^Meat> noice
01:00 <TheRiddler> it's a american thing I guess
01:00 <TheRiddler> because it's got no fancy name
01:00 <TheRiddler> pigs in a blanket that is
05:00 <Ana_Ng> we have pigs in a blanket on a stick
09:00 <Owen> we have "sausage rolls"
11:00 <British^Meat> i suppose... here in SA they are kranskis or this...
11:00 <British^Meat> http://www.vilis.com/dyn/thumbnail/r298/600/400/shop/product_image/base/134
12:00 <British^Meat> not strictly a sausage roll
22:00 <stevenn> #Melbourne
24:00 <British^Meat> yup, i saw it too
25:00 <British^Meat> thats 3 ip's you have in the ban list now PandasDontDrive, how many r u going for?
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not arguing.
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> with you*
27:00 <British^Meat> u dont have to
27:00 <British^Meat> its just youre banned and you're here
27:00 <British^Meat> weird
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> must be im not banned then
28:00 <British^Meat> nah but u kinda re
28:00 <British^Meat> are
29:00 <British^Meat> since 3 of your idents are on the ban list
29:00 <British^Meat> have you thought about how it looks, you being banned for a week but daily coming in with new ips?
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> well i don't know about that stuff dude
29:00 <Skirmish> Still ban evading and pretending he isn't? 
29:00 <British^Meat> Ooooooooooooooo not a good look mate
29:00 <British^Meat> yup
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> is that what happened?
29:00 <Skirmish> It's because he cannot live life without this channel.  #melbourne is his life. 
29:00 <British^Meat> i k r, totes desperate
29:00 <British^Meat> get some fresh air dood
31:00 <Floss> lol well done guys
31:00 <Skirmish> This is a good time of the year. All the good shows are coming back on. 
32:00 <British^Meat> I like how he actually thinks we're dumb
32:00 <Skirmish> Downloading the family guy/simpsons cross over as we speak. 
32:00 <British^Meat> and that he keeps coming back because he "wasnt banned properly"
32:00 <Floss> i must dl some more of them
32:00 <Skirmish> Yeah, because the ban doesn't stop him coming online with a different name then obviously he wasn't meant to be banned. 
33:00 <British^Meat> lol
33:00 <Mew> im dling east bound n down 
33:00 <Mew> sah excited
33:00 <British^Meat> im d/l friday night dinner
33:00 <Floss> not that im dissagreeing but what does he to do get banned
33:00 <Floss> omg mew that show is fkn great havent watched it in years
33:00 <Owen> Probably joins in the bullshit that goes on in here.
33:00 <Skirmish> He's a fucking imbecile that goes on drug rants and abuses people just before he comes down and wants to kill himself. 
33:00 <Owen> There is so much anger and insults flying around
34:00 <Owen> Yeah, wanting to kill yourself. Not fun on his side, you know?
34:00 <stevenn> do you guys watch home and away ?
34:00 <British^Meat> i think he called someone a whore, or something, just had an episode and wental mental
34:00 <Owen> I'm going through patches when that's all I want to do.
34:00 <Skirmish> Well maybe he should hurry up and do it? 
34:00 <Mew> what a life
34:00 <Floss> crikey
34:00 <Owen> No. Skirmish, bad Skirmish. 
34:00 <Floss> sounds like he needs to go play outside
35:00 <Floss> oh no
35:00 <Floss> pm :/
35:00 <Skirmish> He idles in 6 other channels but is desperate beyond words to make sure he can log into here. 
35:00 <Mew> he doesn't leave the house tho
35:00 <Floss> [11:34] <paNdiS> first I get trolled then I troll back and I get banned :P
35:00 <Skirmish> Yeah he also thinks he is a leet hacker because he watches the channel. 
36:00 <Owen> I don't leave the house either. I'm depressed as hell. I'm suicidal. But seriously, don't ever prompt someone to suicide. Its not fair on the other people in their life.
36:00 <Skirmish> I am actually starting to like B1 because of Panda. 
36:00 <Mew> he was pming me the other night saying he's gonna murder my son again after he went mental in the wee hours
36:00 <Floss> lol he sounds like the high school girls that log in to each others fb accounts and call it "hacking"
36:00 <Skirmish> Owen: I think the people in his life would actually be happy about it.
36:00 <Floss> omg britney u totes hacked my bf! :D
36:00 <Owen> Mew: Well, that's fucked up.
36:00 <Floss> fb rather
36:00 <Owen> Skirmish: I doubt it. 
36:00 <Floss> mew...omg....
37:00 <Skirmish> You can look on the up side if you want Owen. Truth be known, there is no upside to his miserable life. 
37:00 <Mew> he's said worse than that before
37:00 <Floss> fkn hell...
37:00 <Skirmish> Then he comes and denies it all. 
37:00 <Floss> is there worse
37:00 <Skirmish> "No mew is just telling lies!"
37:00 <Mew> like that he wants to stick his dick in him then murder him
37:00 <Floss> OMG
37:00 <Mew> he's unhinged
37:00 <Floss> wasnt there someone on here that was accused of shit like that???
38:00 <Skirmish> Now you understand why he is banned Floss.  He is a sad miserable scumbag. 
38:00 <Mew> Yeah him prob flossy
38:00 <Floss> yes i had no doubt that it was for a good reason skirmish i just was curious thats all
38:00 <Skirmish> Just Panda ... he's been doing it for some time. 
38:00 <Floss> bloody hell....
38:00 <Skirmish> He was even calling Mew a liar when she had logs of him doing it. 
38:00 <Floss> mews a l33t hacker too
39:00 <Mew> bow chikka wow wow
39:00 <Skirmish> She could hack me any day. 
39:00 <Floss> LOL
39:00 <Floss> [11:38] -paNdiS- have you ever sucked your cunt blood off your fingers?
39:00 <Floss> you mean today?or...? lol
39:00 <Skirmish> He has taken an interest in you it seems. 
40:00 <Floss> fantastic
40:00 <Skirmish> You might be his new obsession. 
40:00 <Skirmish> Don't shun him ... he will want to murder you as well. 
40:00 <Mew> hide yo kids hide yo saves
40:00 <Mew> Wives*
40:00 <Floss> well he may be a weirdo but we can agree he has very good taste! :D
40:00 <Floss> im faaaaaaaabulous!
41:00 <Floss> hey im waixs sister, i can handle stupid little fuckheads.
41:00 <Skirmish> This download is annoying me. I want it to finish so I can log off, watch it, and get some more sleep.
42:00 <Floss> is the ignore promt just /ignore and the nickname?
42:00 <Skirmish> I am positive that if Panda has a sister she is supressing her memories of being molested by him. 
42:00 <Skirmish> Yes. 
42:00 <Floss> fantastic
43:00 <Skirmish> If he changes names he can still message you though so be aware of that. 
43:00 <Floss> ok i shall just keep doing it till he tuckers his little self out
43:00 <Skirmish> You have actually met this depraved loser haven't you British^Meat? 
44:00 <Floss> oh dear
45:00 <Skirmish> I am going to make a sammich and then watch family guy. I will see everyone again later tonight when I log back in. 
46:00 <simba> ur waix's sister? wholey shitte
46:00 <simba> waix is good at owning panda
47:00 <British^Meat> god no
47:00 <British^Meat> no fucking way
47:00 <simba> the first time I met panda he would not shut up about IRC
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <simba> he was like "you know beagle, you know korax" and i didnt know or care about any of them
48:00 <British^Meat> yer, that happened to me with this dude called Dohmar
48:00 <British^Meat> and i had another mate with me too, it was so embaressing
48:00 <simba> lol he just noticed me :\ he even has a hidden nick in here to read
49:00 <Floss> british so u met him in person?
49:00 <British^Meat> hah yer, he was trying to brag to me about it the other day
49:00 <British^Meat> he's completely lost the plot now :)
49:00 <Floss> whats he like?
49:00 <simba> thats fucking amazing lmaop
49:00 <Floss> is he as fucked up in person?
49:00 <Floss> cause waix is lol
50:00 <British^Meat> i wonder which one his mole is, i reckon its simmons
50:00 <Floss> well not so much fucked up as just completely random and irritating
50:00 <British^Meat> or basically anyone with a bigpong ip that isnt me :)
50:00 <Floss> noo i have one sometimes
50:00 <simmons> o.o
50:00 <simmons> the fuck is going on...
50:00 <British^Meat> Oooooooo denial
50:00 <British^Meat> instring
51:00 <Floss> i smell a rat
51:00 <stevenn> or anyone with bigpond who doesnt have NBN
51:00 <Floss> or anyone with a p in their nick
52:00 <simba> Danstyles and Dantes are suspicious 2 me
52:00 <British^Meat> ah well....
52:00 <simba> or simmons....
52:00 <simmons> someone needs to put the exhaust fan on.....the paranoia smoke must be building up...
52:00 <British^Meat> its pretty funny :)
52:00 <Floss> i got flowers this morning :P
52:00 <British^Meat> like, desperate funny
53:00 <British^Meat> i think he taught Saemon his lil new IP trick too :)
53:00 <simba> funny time 2 pop up there simmons
53:00 <British^Meat> coz he keeps coming back to me room
53:00 <Floss> i use clonnyserver of dematerialiseds i think
53:00 <Floss> becasue waix would use my nick and talk shit
54:00 <Floss> but i have a bigpond one sometimes i think
55:00 <British^Meat> i unno, if i was banned id stay banned
55:00 <British^Meat> whats the point of coming back if you're not wanted
55:00 <British^Meat> When i say stuff like that sometimes i think IM the weird one
55:00 <simba> cos they tell themselves theyre the victim
55:00 <simba> so lashing out and threatening to murder children is ok
56:00 <simba> because you were 'trolled' 
56:00 <simba> they think they play games on irc but they lose their cool and dont even realise how badly theyre 'losing'
56:00 <British^Meat> oh BTW he cant accuse us of talking about him when he isnt here
56:00 <British^Meat> when we know he is or is at least getting cut and pasted all this stuff :)
56:00 <simba> when he is here? lol
56:00 <British^Meat> he so dumb
56:00 <Owen> I need to find someone dodgy who can cause some havok for some cash
56:00 <simba> how hilarious is that
56:00 <simba> me own
56:00 <simba> owen
57:00 <simba> me and British^Meat... adelaides answer to the mighty ducks bash brothers
57:00 <Ana_Ng> one wreaks havoc
57:00 <British^Meat> to do what and for how much?
57:00 <British^Meat> lol simba, we're the only sane ones from SA
57:00 <British^Meat> Mew sorta counts, she isnt on the mainland
57:00 <British^Meat> she is in Ship 2 Shore
57:00 <simba> South Africa represent!!!!
58:00 <Floss> lol i like the comment about talking about him when hes not here
58:00 <Floss> that made me chuckle
58:00 <British^Meat> saemon, pandas, beagle, all SA and all f'd in the H
58:00 <simba> and apparently the noels caravans guy
58:00 <British^Meat> lol
59:00 <British^Meat> oh yer
59:00 <British^Meat> fuck
59:00 <British^Meat> must be the weed
59:00 <Floss> oo bit of snow for tassie on the way
59:00 <British^Meat> they getting some dodgy deals :)
59:00 <Owen> Well, Tassie would be a good place to start.
59:00 <simba> now hes pretending i "fucked him over irl" which is why hes so mad
00:00 <Owen> Reckon you can hurt someone in Tassie for me... or at least throw a few rocks through windows, etc ?
00:00 <British^Meat> victim
01:00 <simba> VICTIM
01:00 <simba> at camtech
01:00 <simba> camtech our old 56k isp
02:00 <Floss> lol bfs been watching the clock cause he wast allowed to make pig in a blanket till lunchtime
06:00 <British^Meat> next time im in tassie sure Owen
06:00 <British^Meat> p.s. ive never been to tassie
07:00 <British^Meat> r the rocks included in the price?
08:00 <milk> drug deal gone wrong?
09:00 <Floss> lol heather locklear midday movie
10:00 <Floss> *plugs in external drive*
11:00 <British^Meat> ugggggggggggggggggggghh work
11:00 <British^Meat> c ya joshua B!
13:00 <simba> starting at 2 is cool tho
14:00 <TheRiddler> pretty hard not to hook up with someones sister in tassie :p
28:00 <BlackDevil> so
28:00 <BlackDevil> family guy visits the simpsons
29:00 <TheRiddler> yes
29:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/ZTevA.jpg
31:00 <Thoth> http://images.smh.com.au/2014/09/29/5824895/Article%20Lead%20-%20wide6155630610l09gimage.related.articleLeadwide.729x410.10nd5e.png1411949810173.jpg-620x349.jpg
31:00 <Thoth> Imagine those lips around your cock
32:00 <BlackDevil> i came
33:00 <Floss> you guys are gross haha
33:00 <Thoth> She totes has the dick lips
36:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10204518854753885
41:00 <Floss> lol fucking women
41:00 <Floss> ruining everything
41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
42:00 <Floss> what a stupid selfish bitch
42:00 <Floss> mine wont even flush the fucking toilet
43:00 <BlackDevil> you have to putyour hand in the hand in the bowl
43:00 <BlackDevil> and pull the string
53:00 <ishmael> hello
57:00 <BlackDevil> this family guy/simponss pretty good
59:00 <ishmael> sweet
59:00 <ishmael> I will check it out
59:00 <ishmael> i can't watch the new simpsons lately
59:00 <simba> isnt it meant to be futurama/simpsons
00:00 <simba> did that 1 come out?
00:00 <ishmael> apparently stewie says something bad on it
00:00 <simba> lol
00:00 <ishmael> a rape joke
00:00 <simba> family guy is gay
00:00 <BlackDevil> i think the futurama/simpsons comes out next week
00:00 <BlackDevil> not 100%
00:00 <ishmael> american dad > fam guy
01:00 <simba> theyre both gay... only bender is cool!!!!!!
01:00 <ishmael> harhar
01:00 <ishmael> the gay robot
01:00 <simba> ^^^ fat and gay
01:00 <ishmael> lol
02:00 <simba> ^^
02:00 <BlackDevil> they did the chicken fight
02:00 <BlackDevil> jumping the gorge
05:00 <BlackDevil> meg plays the sax
07:00 <BlackDevil> the simpsons intro was off
07:00 <BlackDevil> odd
07:00 <hp> why dont ya unban pz ya dogs
07:00 <hp> fkn dog cunts
07:00 <hp> hes been banned for months
07:00 <hp> u low dog cunts
07:00 <hp> ban me
07:00 <BlackDevil> pz is a mate
07:00 <hp> UNBAN ME CUNT
07:00 <hp> UNBAN ME TPG
07:00 <hp> U FUCKEN DOGS
08:00 <hp> WHAT DID I DO ?
08:00 <ishmael> smells like shane?
08:00 <Maurice> Him breathing was the reason
11:00 <BlackDevil> krustys dad died
13:00 <Fez> F that
13:00 <Fez> My fave character
13:00 <simba> hertshell krostofski?
14:00 <BlackDevil> yea
14:00 <BlackDevil> he only has one dad
14:00 <simba> unlike you
15:00 <BlackDevil> hyman
15:00 <BlackDevil> http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130424174419/simpsons/images/3/3b/Hyman_Krustofsky.png
15:00 <Fez> Whats the babys name from 'twins'
16:00 <BlackDevil> jr
16:00 <Fez> Yea?
17:00 <hp> unban me
18:00 <BlackDevil> Monster Truck Tragedy -- Two People Killed ... After Truck Drives Into Crowd
19:00 <BlackDevil> Fez http://i2.mediatakeout.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Bad_Butt_Implants.jpg
20:00 <Fez> Neat. You like bad butt implants
20:00 <BlackDevil> i love butt implants
21:00 <Fez> Bad ones
24:00 <Floss> maleficents a badass
26:00 <Fez> I bet shes a softy
29:00 <Thoth> So I bought a loaf of bread for 85c at woolies... I wonder how much of that 85c went towards cooking it with love.
30:00 <Fez> 13c
35:00 <BlackDevil> Amy's Baking Company founder Samy Bouzaglo -- who appeared on "Kitchen Nightmares" -- attacked someone with a knife outside his restaurant Saturday
37:00 <Thoth> 13c of love you say
37:00 <Thoth> so many
39:00 <Thoth> Still I'd prefer corporate love than vietnamese love
43:00 <ishmael> ssd rox
46:00 <BlackDevil> At least three people were killed during a monster truck event in the Netherlands on Sunday when a driver lost control of his vehicle and plowed into a crowd of people. 
47:00 <TheRon> damn
47:00 <BlackDevil> many videos of it
13:00 <TheRon> if work all day on the blue sky mine, there'll be pay in my pocket tonight
16:00 <TheRon> devil inside, the devil inside, every single one of us the devil inside
23:00 <TheRon> been a long time since i rock n rolled
24:00 <TheRon> is klm kardashian a hobbit??
25:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng:  i met a chick from alaska today, do you all know eachother?
25:00 <Ana_Ng> yes
26:00 <TheRon> she sounded canadain though
26:00 <Ana_Ng> Secretly Canadian
26:00 <TheRon> is that what happenes?
26:00 <Ana_Ng> that's the name of a record label
27:00 <TheRon> i imgaine alaskans saying aboot and stuff
27:00 <Ana_Ng> no, we don't
27:00 <Ana_Ng> more likely to have a texas accent
28:00 <TheRon> of course, texans oil, there oil in alaska, they migrate
29:00 <TheRon> this chick i met married an aussie have you considered it?
29:00 <Ana_Ng> no
30:00 <Thoth> ayelaskin eh
30:00 <Ana_Ng> i have met no australian that has compelled me to marry
31:00 <Thoth> Panda wants to get married
31:00 <Thoth> Just do it for the citizenship
31:00 <Thoth> Then divorce
31:00 <Thoth> And take half his shit
31:00 <Thoth> You'll prob have to fuck him tho
31:00 <TheRon> hello
31:00 <TheRon> fucking telstra
31:00 <Fez> Whats half of nothing?
32:00 <Ana_Ng> sounds dreamy
32:00 <Thoth> A 4 pack of longnecks?
33:00 <Thoth> No, sorry, 2 longnecks from a 4 pack
33:00 <Thoth> tbh alaska sounds nice tho
33:00 <Thoth> Ana_Ng: do you participate in game hunting
33:00 <Thoth> ?
34:00 <Ana_Ng> only in that i eat it
34:00 <Thoth> Thats not very manly
34:00 <Thoth> Elk? Caribou?
34:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't have to worry about seeming manly
34:00 <TheRon> hey teacher leave those kids alone
34:00 <Ana_Ng> my cock takes care of that
34:00 <Ana_Ng> no elk in this area
35:00 <Ana_Ng> but yes, caribou, moose and rarely bear
35:00 <Thoth> I'm jelly
35:00 <TheRon> rocky or bullwinkle?
35:00 <Thoth> Is caribou really comparitive to deer? I've read it is
35:00 <Ana_Ng> yes, i haven't had deer in a long time though
36:00 <FredFlinstone> how many are you up to TheRon?
36:00 <matrix> Bullwinkle was a moose
36:00 <Thoth> What does moose taste like?
36:00 <TheRon> 2
36:00 <FredFlinstone> thats all
36:00 <TheRon> yes!
36:00 <FredFlinstone> wow quiet arvo
36:00 <Ana_Ng> it's a bit like beef
36:00 <TheRon> how can you have your pudding if you don't eat your meat
36:00 <FredFlinstone> I am off to Sorrento tomorrow
36:00 <Thoth> Fair
36:00 <Ana_Ng> perhaps more bland
36:00 <FredFlinstone> :P
37:00 <Thoth> Gamey taste tho?
37:00 <Thoth> Prob tougher too?
37:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: feel free to stay home and spend time with the wife
37:00 <Ana_Ng> not if harvested right
37:00 <FredFlinstone> ok will think about it
37:00 <FredFlinstone> nah I going 
37:00 <Ana_Ng> the big difference in any meat is the time from harvest to table
37:00 <Ana_Ng> any meat eaten within the same week is fantastic
38:00 <Thoth> True that
38:00 <TheRon> waite is gone officially
38:00 <Ana_Ng> a couple of days and it's so tender
38:00 <TheRon> roos want hime
38:00 <Thoth> Do you freeze stuff outside, during winter? Or is that just a TV thing?
38:00 <FredFlinstone> we knew that
38:00 <FredFlinstone> he has said so?
38:00 <Ana_Ng> oh
38:00 <Ana_Ng> well i don't
38:00 <TheRon> its on afl.com.au
38:00 <FredFlinstone> oh ok
38:00 <Ana_Ng> i'm not sure what you mean by stuff
39:00 <FredFlinstone> try not to go to that site
39:00 <Thoth> Meats, beers, etc.
39:00 <TheRon> yes he's said he's leaving carlton
39:00 <FredFlinstone> ah well hope he does well at the Roos
39:00 <Ana_Ng> maybe beers in an open stream
39:00 <matrix> A stream of beer sounds good
39:00 <Ana_Ng> but our temperatures are too unpredictable to leave outside
40:00 <TheRon> just plug into my veins
40:00 <Thoth> Yea I thought as much
40:00 <Thoth> It is possible to over-freeze (ie. too cold)
40:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah, i think it's just the fluctuation that is a problem
40:00 <TheRon> do you bury your vodka outside?
40:00 <Ana_Ng> i'm in anchorage and it could go above freezing in a winter thaw
40:00 <Thoth> oh ok
40:00 <Thoth> Fair point
41:00 <Ana_Ng> i live in an apartment, so i don't have an outside, but yes i have
41:00 <Thoth> What kind of beers do you get? Black or brown?
41:00 <matrix> I couldn't survive without my outside
41:00 <Ana_Ng> used to keep booze in a plastic tub
41:00 <Thoth> bears
41:00 <Ana_Ng> i enjoy them all
41:00 <matrix> My garden is my sanity
41:00 <Ana_Ng> porter is probably my favorite
42:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: we have drop bears
42:00 <Ana_Ng> heh yes i have heard
42:00 <matrix> Drop bear my arse lol
42:00 <matrix> Never existed and never will lol
42:00 <FredFlinstone> drop your bare arse?
42:00 <matrix> You wish
42:00 <matrix> Lol
42:00 <FredFlinstone> what are they?
42:00 <TheRon> drop bears?
42:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah
43:00 <angelic_angel> Breasts
43:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
43:00 <FredFlinstone> not heard that one
43:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULEQpUY_crc
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Drop Bear (Aug 21, 2006) 0:30 - Category: Entertainment - 371,134 views - 414 likes (94.5%), 24 dislikes (5.5%)
43:00 <FredFlinstone> it be yank shit
43:00 <Thoth> TheRon: what we call "drop bears" or "yowies" the americunts call sasquash or bigfoot. They're actually the same thing.
44:00 <matrix> Drop bears are a story made up to scare ppl from the aussie outback lol
44:00 <Thoth> Yetti in europe is also the same thing
44:00 <matrix> Yep 
44:00 <matrix> Yetti.   Bigfoot.   Drop bear
44:00 <Thoth> There are plenty of people who believe in yowies
45:00 <matrix> Yeah there are
45:00 <Thoth> The aboriginals believe they're a spiritual being, similar to an angel or demon
45:00 <matrix> But there are plenty that believe in goblins too
45:00 <Thoth> Which is why they cannot be trapped etc.
46:00 <FredFlinstone> my wife used to be a gobbler
46:00 <TheRon> not anymore?
46:00 <FredFlinstone> ?
46:00 <FredFlinstone> do you really need to ask that
47:00 <TheRon> no!
47:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
47:00 <angelic_angel> Pizza?
47:00 <matrix> Lol
47:00 <matrix> Tmi
47:00 <matrix> Pizza good
47:00 <TheRon> calzone bad
48:00 <angelic_angel> Chicken pizza
48:00 <angelic_angel> Wins
48:00 <TheRon> thai chicken pizza?
48:00 <angelic_angel> Fat crust
48:00 <TheRon> i hate bbq chicken pizza
48:00 <FredFlinstone> yes must be thick
49:00 <FredFlinstone> not as thick as some
49:00 <angelic_angel> They gotcheese n baconcrust yet?
49:00 <FredFlinstone> do you think that thing gonna retire?
49:00 <matrix> Ok I am bored now
49:00 <TheRon> i'm on the highway to hell!!
49:00 <FredFlinstone> we might be going to see them next year
50:00 <TheRon> acdc?
50:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
50:00 <TheRon> no malcolm
50:00 <FredFlinstone> so?
50:00 <TheRon> he's the heart and soul
50:00 <FredFlinstone> think they still will be awesome
50:00 <TheRon> yes
50:00 <FredFlinstone> were incredible last time
50:00 <angelic_angel> Coke with pizza?
50:00 <angelic_angel> Or pepsi
51:00 <FredFlinstone> red wine is best
51:00 <Thoth> Fuck red wine aye
51:00 <FredFlinstone> with anything italian
51:00 <Thoth> I caught a cask of it fishing. Should've thrown it back
51:00 <TheRon> carp?
51:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
51:00 <FredFlinstone> not had that
51:00 <FredFlinstone> or carpet?
51:00 <angelic_angel> Dont want alcohol
52:00 <FredFlinstone> then have gree tea
52:00 <Thoth> Should've persisted for jagermeister
52:00 <FredFlinstone> green
52:00 <angelic_angel> Pepsi?
52:00 <TheRon> anybody who doesn't drink beer is a poof
52:00 <angelic_angel> Or coke?
52:00 <FredFlinstone> phew! lucky I have a beer
52:00 <Thoth> TheRon: well fuck you then big guy
52:00 <TheRon> its a fact
52:00 <FredFlinstone> I hope Joel does
53:00 <Thoth> I think anybody who drinks beer is a bogan, personally
53:00 <matrix> Lol
53:00 <Thoth> I'd rather drink whisky from a mug any day
53:00 <matrix> Whiskey from  mug????  Wtf
53:00 <Thoth> Yea because I'm gay
53:00 <TheRon> sounds poofy
53:00 <angelic_angel> Drink dilmah
53:00 <FredFlinstone> I just had a twinings
53:00 <matrix> Earl Grey? ??
54:00 <FredFlinstone> nope
54:00 <FredFlinstone> Assam Bold
54:00 <Thoth> earl grey is horrid
54:00 <matrix> Oh , noice
54:00 <Thoth> actually all tea is
54:00 <matrix> Lol
54:00 <FredFlinstone> when I make a pot its the Earl
54:00 <TheRon> some jap tea?
54:00 <FredFlinstone> jap?
54:00 <angelic_angel> Homebrand tea
54:00 <matrix> Yes earl is nice in in a pot
54:00 <FredFlinstone> no thanks
54:00 <TheRon> japanese tea
54:00 <FredFlinstone> tastes like piss
54:00 <Thoth> You know what'd make a really nice tea?
54:00 <Thoth> Less tea and water and more whisky
54:00 <matrix> Jap tea ??  Is that like weak green tea
54:00 <FredFlinstone> never had jap tea
55:00 <FredFlinstone> I have green tea flavoured with jasmine
55:00 <FredFlinstone> I like jasmine tea
55:00 <matrix> Oh that sounds nice about now
55:00 <FredFlinstone> do it
55:00 <TheRon> pink floyd - wish you were here
55:00 <matrix> No no no no
55:00 <FredFlinstone> so has he announced his retirement?
56:00 <matrix> That song makes me start bawling
56:00 <angelic_angel> Wish you were beer*
56:00 <TheRon> who?
56:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
56:00 <matrix> Serious water works
56:00 <TheRon> indeed
56:00 <FredFlinstone> here with some beer
56:00 <matrix> Where's that stream of beer 
56:00 <FredFlinstone> its coming out his piss hole about now
56:00 <matrix> River of beer?
56:00 <FredFlinstone> a bit used
56:00 <matrix> Lol
57:00 <FredFlinstone> goodness is gone!
57:00 <TheRon> a willy wonka movie, only it's about a brewery
57:00 <matrix> I didn't ask for the Yellow River
57:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
57:00 <FredFlinstone> beer is sort of yellow
57:00 <TheRon> i'm an absolute genius
57:00 <FredFlinstone> we know
57:00 <matrix> Willy wonka was a drunk anyway
57:00 <FredFlinstone> and a pedo?
57:00 <TheRon> he was pedo
57:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
57:00 <matrix> Possibly that too but not proven
57:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
58:00 <TheRon> or was that johnny depp's fault?
58:00 <matrix> The references to "liquor" were all through the movie
58:00 <FredFlinstone> nah he was just gay in that
58:00 <matrix> Johnny Depp made Wonka into a duck
58:00 <FredFlinstone> a Queen
58:00 <TheRon> gene wilder?
58:00 <matrix> Dick*
58:00 <FredFlinstone> ewwwwwww dont like him
58:00 <matrix> Gene Wilder much better wonka
58:00 <FredFlinstone> no thanks
59:00 <matrix> You'd rather have Johnnys gayboy wonka????
59:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah
59:00 <FredFlinstone> just dont like Wilder
59:00 <FredFlinstone> full stop
59:00 <matrix> Emo gay wonka ....
59:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
00:00 <matrix> Wilder played the perfect, sarcastic wonka
00:00 <matrix> Set every prick up to fail 
01:00 <FredFlinstone> not my prick
01:00 <Ana_Ng> what is going to work better: hot, tempestuous, ravenous fucking for hours
01:00 <Ana_Ng> or falling asleep on the sofa, hands may be holding
01:00 <BlackDevil> i just drank
01:00 <TheRon> split enz - one step ahead
01:00 <BlackDevil> 6 red bulls
01:00 <BlackDevil> at once
01:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
01:00 <TheRon> great song
02:00 <FredFlinstone> oh dhit
02:00 <FredFlinstone> yuo be off ya head
02:00 <angelic_angel> Youd beed six mouths to do that
02:00 <matrix> Depends on the mood Ana_Ng
02:00 <TheRon> whats the best split enz song?
02:00 <TheRon> i like message to my girl
03:00 <FredFlinstone> thats good
03:00 <FredFlinstone> 6 months on a creaky boat?
03:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
03:00 <TheRon> neil finn is a genius
04:00 <TheRon> i hope i never
04:00 <FredFlinstone> I liked him better afte he left
04:00 <TheRon> he wrote some the better songs in split enz
05:00 <Saemon> WOOOO!
05:00 <Saemon> just payed off my Gym membership fee
05:00 <Saemon> yep, i finally atually fucking did it. joined a gym
05:00 <Thoth> Won't help. You may no longer be fat but you're still a cunt.
06:00 <Saemon> #newSaemon #NewMe #NewLife #WelcometoChange :D
06:00 <Saemon> Thoth aka element aka zap-999 aka pollock, shut it or i will tell awolf on you
06:00 <Saemon> he knows your parents.
06:00 <TheRon> here's something embarrasing, i like some shannon noll songs
06:00 <TokenDaRing> Thoth isn't element
06:00 <TokenDaRing> wtf are you on
06:00 <Thoth> Do it
06:00 <Thoth> Tell someone elses parents on me
06:00 <Saemon> lol thor wannabe
07:00 <Saemon> they will spank ya :P
07:00 <Thoth> lol uneducated
07:00 <matrix> What's with all these fucking angels
07:00 <FredFlinstone> he was ok
07:00 <Saemon> watever mate im on a high atm
07:00 <Saemon> i just joined a freakin gym
07:00 <TokenDaRing> wow
07:00 <Thoth> You know Egypt and Norway are different countries right?
07:00 <TokenDaRing> that's an accomplishment Saemon
07:00 <Saemon> hello ripped shredded sexy muscled fit beat Saemon
07:00 <Thoth> But whatever mate you're high atm like all the cool fuckwits
07:00 <Saemon> goodbye to obese Saemon
07:00 <TokenDaRing> *signed up for gym membership*
07:00 <TokenDaRing> I bet you'll go like two times
07:00 <TokenDaRing> then give up because it's hard
08:00 <Saemon> well since i havent actually been yet, this is yet to be seen
08:00 <Saemon> your predictions mean nothing
08:00 <TokenDaRing> hasn't even been yet
08:00 <TokenDaRing> wow
08:00 <TokenDaRing> hahahahah wow Saemon
08:00 <Saemon> i signed up online
08:00 <Thoth> So you still are a fat cunt
08:00 <Saemon> paid via paypal
08:00 <TokenDaRing> literally couldn't even go down to the gym to join
08:00 <Thoth> Sorry my mistake
08:00 <Thoth> A high fat cunt
08:00 <TokenDaRing> I think how you start this is symbolic of how you'll go about it and finish it
08:00 <Saemon> ummmm its called technology?
09:00 <Saemon> ummm these days you dont have to literally phycially be at a plce
09:00 <TheRon> my bro joined waterworld in geelong
09:00 <Thoth> You should tell that to the ladies, just so they know
09:00 <Saemon> in order to pay for something
09:00 <Saemon> ummmm its 2014
09:00 <FredFlinstone> are you?
09:00 <Saemon> ummmm you undestand TokenDaRing?
09:00 <TokenDaRing> so what stopped you joining a gym say, 6 months ago?
09:00 <TheRon> i play bowls that enough for me
09:00 <TokenDaRing> Why did you wait till now?
09:00 <Thoth> TokenDaRing: he got high
09:00 <FredFlinstone> not really
09:00 <Thoth> for 6 months
10:00 <Saemon> well back then i wasnt in the right state of mind
10:00 <Saemon> i was lazy
10:00 <Saemon> i was weak
10:00 <Thoth> See, I was right
10:00 <Saemon> now im focused, determined
10:00 <Saemon> mitivated
10:00 <Thoth> He cut down
10:00 <Thoth> Only gets a little high now
11:00 <TheRon> who is going to see roxette in concert??
11:00 <Thoth> Do they have paypal payment plans?
11:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon what is motivating you now? What's changed?
12:00 <Saemon> theres this chick i like
12:00 <Saemon> i figured, if im to have a chance
12:00 <Saemon> i should at least look good
12:00 <Thoth> Doesn't matter what you look like. Try not being a fuckwit.
12:00 <FredFlinstone> you I presume?
12:00 <Saemon> well looks comes first
12:00 <TheRon> googleing women is the new ogling 
12:00 <Saemon> because my looks would be the first thing she sees
12:00 <TheRon> my bro is going
13:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon you're not going to get ripped over night
13:00 <TokenDaRing> it'll take months
13:00 <FredFlinstone> why arent you?
13:00 <TokenDaRing> by then she'll know you're a loser and find someone worthwhile
13:00 <Thoth> TokenDaRing: years
13:00 <TheRon> they already have tickets and i hadn't thought of it
13:00 <Saemon> ive just ordered some optimum nutrition why protien isolate powder
13:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
13:00 <TheRon> good show you think?
13:00 <FredFlinstone> pakistan 
14:00 <FredFlinstone> will we win?
14:00 <Thoth> erm
14:00 <Saemon> $109 for 2kg bucket
14:00 <FredFlinstone> should be
14:00 <Saemon> bargain
14:00 <Thoth> you need to work out first, supps won't help you atm
14:00 <FredFlinstone> It must have been love
14:00 <TokenDaRing> Thoth don't bother, let him think he'll get ripped after a few sessions
14:00 <Saemon> yeah i know, im gona start actually going to the gym next week
14:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
14:00 <FredFlinstone> but its all over now
14:00 <TokenDaRing> next week
14:00 <TokenDaRing> why not now
14:00 <Saemon> i gotta go buy the correct gear first
14:00 <TokenDaRing> why not today?
14:00 <Thoth> TokenDaRing: nah most people hit the supps too hard and get fatter
15:00 <Saemon> cuz i havent got my gym clothes yet
15:00 <TheRon> joyride
15:00 <Thoth> Its better when they don't keep an eye on their physical condition, so they don't actually realise they're getting fatter for some time
15:00 <TheRon> dressed for success
15:00 <Saemon> Thoth thats only if the supps is a mass gainer
15:00 <FredFlinstone> they had a few good songs dunno why I havent got any
16:00 <Saemon> like 900 calories and carbs
16:00 <Saemon> mine is pure protien
16:00 <Saemon> 0 fat 0 carbs 
16:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon in 6 months time you'll still be a fatarse
17:00 <Saemon> http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-Weight-Lifting-Gym-Gloves-Training-Fitness-Wrist-Wrap-Workout-Exercise-Sport-New/1800647429.html?gclid=CIWSue7whcECFYdlfgodf0EAeA&aff_short_key=6vYvMRFf&albch=Google&src=Google&currencyType=AUD&isdl=y&af=ppc
17:00 <Saemon> http://www.wiggle.com.au/nike-pro-core-compression-tight-20-su14/?lang=au&curr=AUD&dest=27&sku=5360538068&utm_source=pla&utm_medium=base&utm_campaign=au&kpid=5360538068&kpid=5360538068au
17:00 <Saemon> ordering these now :P
17:00 <Saemon> gotta look the part heaps motivate me
17:00 <TheRon> saemon, you gotta work it slut
17:00 <Saemon> helps*
18:00 <FredFlinstone> downloading some now
18:00 <FredFlinstone> all their hits
18:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon at the gym: http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/62682000/jpg/_62682242_obeseexercisespl.jpg
19:00 <Saemon> lol shut up
19:00 <Saemon> ive got 24/hr membership
19:00 <Saemon> so i will go at night at lke 2am
19:00 <TokenDaRing> so how about you go get some gym clothes now
19:00 <FredFlinstone> having marinara mix tonight for dinzees
19:00 <Saemon> where theres no one else to see me
19:00 <TokenDaRing> and then go to the gym
19:00 <FredFlinstone> its yummo
19:00 <TokenDaRing> stop making excuses
19:00 <Saemon> TokenDaRing i cant right now, ive ordered them online
19:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCfVwq0pltM
19:00 <Saemon> its gona take a week to arrive
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: South Park - Work Bitch Parody (Britney Spears) [HD] (Dec 16, 2013) 0:55 - Category: Comedy - 11,519 views - 68 likes (91.9%), 6 dislikes (8.1%)
20:00 <Saemon> its cheaper buying gym gear online
20:00 <Saemon> just like with the supplements
20:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah gives you the excuse that you have to wait for everything
20:00 <Saemon> once everything arrives next week, im gona be a full on gym junkie 
20:00 <TokenDaRing> you'll be over it in a month
20:00 <Saemon> why cant u be supportive and happy for me?
21:00 <Saemon> whats your problem anyway?
21:00 <TokenDaRing> because you're a prick
21:00 <Saemon> i want to join the gym to stop being a fatfuck
21:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah you'll be skinny
21:00 <Saemon> what is so bad about this?
21:00 <TokenDaRing> and still a prick
21:00 <Saemon> it seems to me like you're the prick atm
22:00 <Saemon> i talking about changing my life for the better
22:00 <Saemon> and all you're doing is being a negative nancy and putting me down
22:00 <Saemon> everyone can see this
22:00 <TokenDaRing> so if you're genuine about this why do you care about what I say?
22:00 <TokenDaRing> why would it matter?
23:00 <TheRon> glory days, they'll pass you by, glory days
23:00 <Saemon> because its still words spoken by another person
23:00 <FredFlinstone> hawks glory days
23:00 <Saemon> why do u have to say anything bad at all?
24:00 <TheRon> go souths
24:00 <Saemon> whats wrong with saying "oh, good for you man. its good that you want to change your life and get healthier. all the best"
24:00 <Saemon> why couldnt you have said that TokenDaRing?
25:00 <TokenDaRing> you seem to be really upset people don't believe you're really going to do this
25:00 <Saemon> oh yeha thats right, its because YOU'RE the prick.
25:00 <Crip> this is austnet Saemon, the home on the trolls
25:00 <Crip> for nice conversation head over to freenode
25:00 <Crip> of efnet
25:00 <TheRon> when does the cricket start
25:00 <Crip> fuck, even dalnet is better
25:00 <Saemon> what are you saying TokenDaRing?
26:00 <Saemon> cease riddles and arrive to point
26:00 <TokenDaRing> you're not really doing this for yourself
26:00 <TokenDaRing> it's all about the image
26:00 <TokenDaRing> that's why you care what other people say and think about you doing this
26:00 <TokenDaRing> otherwise why would you give a flying fuck?
26:00 <Saemon> yeah its about image, i want to appear good looking and attractive 
26:00 <Crip> yeah i sense some inner ADHD / bipolar issues Saemon
26:00 <Saemon> how is this not for myself?
26:00 <TokenDaRing> you're doing it purely to get a girl
26:00 <TokenDaRing> think about that
27:00 <TokenDaRing> it's not for health reasons, or your own desire to be fit
27:00 <TokenDaRing> but a shallow desire to look good
27:00 <Saemon> it both comes together though
27:00 <TokenDaRing> no it doesn't
27:00 <Saemon> one comes with the other
27:00 <Saemon> yeah as i look more fit, im exercising alot thus i get healthier
27:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon, I give it a month
27:00 <Saemon> duuuuh einstien
27:00 <TheRon> i'd see bryan adams in concert
27:00 <TokenDaRing> you'll get frustrated because you're not swole and ripped after a month
28:00 <TokenDaRing> and give it up because :effort:
28:00 <Saemon> bahahaha.
28:00 <Saemon> u know wat
28:00 <Saemon> this hating of yours is actually givin me motivation man
28:00 <Saemon> i will prove you wrong mate
28:00 <Saemon> the more u doubt and dismiss me
28:00 <Saemon> the more harder i will try
28:00 <TokenDaRing> wow
29:00 <TokenDaRing> that clearly says you care about what I think
29:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm touched
29:00 <Saemon> nah
29:00 <Saemon> i just want to prove you wrong
29:00 <TheRon> thats what the little boy said
29:00 <Saemon> my mates in the SAS cunt
29:00 <Saemon> show me some respect.
29:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon did the girl turn you down because you have bigger boobs than she does?
30:00 <Saemon> no i havent asked her out yet
30:00 <Saemon> once i get ripped i will approach her
30:00 <TokenDaRing> so
30:00 <TokenDaRing> a yers time
30:00 <TokenDaRing> years*
30:00 <matrix> If she is into you she will like you ripped or not
30:00 <TokenDaRing> what matrix said
30:00 <TokenDaRing> is true
30:00 <Saemon> meh time means nothing to me
30:00 <matrix> If all.she  wants is you ripped but not now she ain't worth it
31:00 <TokenDaRing> the fact that you missed this means you have no idea about things
31:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!!!
31:00 <Saemon> all ripped guys with good bodies seems to get chicks though
31:00 <matrix> I am not ripped, far from.it
31:00 <FredFlinstone> tits!
31:00 <TheRon> norgs!
31:00 <FredFlinstone> melons!
31:00 <Saemon> ive been fat all my life and ive been single all my life
31:00 <matrix> But I knkw when a girl.likes me and I can get her
31:00 <Saemon> perhaps its time to change
31:00 <TheRon> water balloons
31:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon I know a fat guy who gets some fucking hot girls
31:00 <TokenDaRing> he's HUGE
31:00 <TokenDaRing> and yet, he picks up easily
31:00 <matrix> Saemon: it's personality that counts
32:00 <TokenDaRing> you know why? He's cool and confident
32:00 <matrix> I .A fucking ugly cuntox
32:00 <matrix> Seriously I am.
32:00 <matrix> I still can pick up a hot girl if I want
32:00 <matrix> You know why?
32:00 <Saemon> why?
32:00 <FredFlinstone> big slong
32:00 <matrix> Girls work emotionally 
32:00 <TheRon> cash?
32:00 <matrix> Not physically
32:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
33:00 <matrix> You get in their head
33:00 <FredFlinstone> cash works
33:00 <Loof> saemon dont worry about  getting fit man it doesn't get you chicks
33:00 <Loof> get rich
33:00 <matrix> And you have a good chance
33:00 <matrix> Money means jack shit
33:00 <Loof> yeah ok
33:00 <matrix> Get in her head
33:00 <Saemon> how do u get in their head?
33:00 <matrix> That is what gets you the girl long term
33:00 <FredFlinstone> bullshit
33:00 <TheRon> get in her head and she gives you head
33:00 <matrix> Start by liking yourself
33:00 <FredFlinstone> money works!
33:00 <matrix> Girls like confidence
34:00 <Loof> if you have no job you have no chance imo
34:00 <matrix> You have to have goals that is true
34:00 <matrix> Not money as such but goals
34:00 <TheRon> everything little thing she does is magic.....
34:00 <matrix> And an aim in life
34:00 <Loof> yeah
34:00 <Saemon> bahahaha. u think i dont see through this?
34:00 <matrix> Give your life purpose
34:00 <Saemon> all you guys are jsut saying stuff
34:00 <Saemon> trying to get me to stop going to the gym
34:00 <Crip> STUFF
34:00 <TheRon> it's fun
34:00 <Loof> gym will help
34:00 <TheRon> fez show us your tits
35:00 <Loof> but money is better
35:00 <Saemon> just because you're all jelous that im gona get more buff
35:00 <Saemon> then yous
35:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon when you're ripped and still single
35:00 <Crip> why dont you just get a life Saemon ?
35:00 <TokenDaRing> come cry here so we can laugh and say I told you so
35:00 <matrix> Jealous of someone on irc
35:00 <TheRon> chicks like money look at monica seles and that old billionaire
35:00 <matrix> Pfft get over it
35:00 <Saemon> i would be a fucken beast like Brock Lesnar.
35:00 <matrix> TheRon and she is just waiting for him to die so she is rid of him
35:00 <Loof> he wont remember even mentioning it in a month
35:00 <Saemon> yous would all still be skinny or fat fucks
35:00 <FredFlinstone> I thiught he was a guy
35:00 <Fez> What.. nodrink?
35:00 <TheRon> but he loves breasts
35:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
36:00 <Saemon> i would break yous in half.
36:00 <Crip> loof bf4 in 5 ?
36:00 <TheRon> like anna nicole but i think he won
36:00 <Loof> sweet jah mon
36:00 <Loof> teamspeak?
36:00 <Crip> ok, ill finish this bowl.. my shit is too broke for teamspeak
36:00 <Crip> my router wont open da polrt
36:00 <Loof> k cool
36:00 <Saemon> loof u should be careful eating n drinking around your place 
36:00 <Loof> catch me on origin
36:00 <Saemon> women kills by poison
36:00 <matrix> This place is depressing me now
36:00 <matrix> Ciao
36:00 <Saemon> your wife might try it on u
36:00 <Crip> matrix come play bf4
36:00 <TheRon> is it wrong that i still laugh at the little brittain bloke going "BITTY!"
36:00 <Fez> I have implants
36:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
36:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> what's a bitty?
36:00 <FredFlinstone> in your butt?
36:00 <FredFlinstone> like Nicki Menage
36:00 <Fez> They arent the best. But theyre still titties
36:00 <TheRon> BIG FAT TITTIES
37:00 <Saemon> anti-freeze mixed with cola is undetectable by taste
37:00 <TheRon> saemon lana is canadian
37:00 <Loof> by the way saemon i gave you one last chance and you promise you wouldn't turn again
37:00 <Saemon> by the time u realise you're poison, you'd be spewin up blood already and its too late
37:00 <FredFlinstone> soft
37:00 <FredFlinstone> love soft titties
37:00 <FredFlinstone> so sexy
37:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> so who's drinking these days?
37:00 <FredFlinstone> I blow on then
37:00 <TheRon> i drink on any day that ends in day
37:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> cool
38:00 <Loof> but now you've fucked it
38:00 <Saemon> ?
38:00 <Crip> whats the active ingredient in anti freeze ?
38:00 <Loof> so you go on my ignore abuse bitch
38:00 <Crip> glycol ?
38:00 <FredFlinstone> estrogen
38:00 <Crip> uh huh
38:00 <Saemon> lol sorry loof you are a chicken dad whose too scared to protect his own son 
38:00 <Saemon> u deserve no respect from me mate.
38:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon do you have bigger cleavage than the girl you like?
38:00 <Fez> Not tommorrow then
38:00 <TheRon> nope
38:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> my tshirt is off
38:00 <TheRon> but wednesday yes
38:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> doomsday?
38:00 <FredFlinstone> pub tomorrow
38:00 <FredFlinstone> few bets
38:00 <TheRon> what else you gonna do on doomsday?
38:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> ahh
38:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck the bar tender
39:00 <Crip> I looked it up on google, its baby batter
39:00 <TokenDaRing> does she even think you're male?
39:00 <Saemon> chickenshit
39:00 <Crip> BABY BATTER ILLS
39:00 <Crip> KILLS
39:00 <Loof> watch out tokendaring he'll get the bikies on to you
39:00 <Loof> he personally knows jax from sons of anarchy
39:00 <Loof> who personally knows this wrestling guy
39:00 <FredFlinstone> he's nice
39:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
39:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to She Came In Through The Bathroom Window by Joe Cocker*
39:00 <TheRon> yep while she pours the pint
39:00 <FredFlinstone> he?
39:00 <FredFlinstone> I said
39:00 <TheRon> ahh the beatles
39:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
40:00 <Saemon> loof
40:00 <Loof> who will fake kick your ass to death
40:00 <Saemon> wheres your son? 
40:00 <Saemon> go protect him
40:00 <Saemon> from your fat gook wife
40:00 <Saemon> rofl
40:00 <Crip> Chinese peepppppppps dont get fat Saemon..
40:00 <Saemon> Loof wats your wifes name? ching chong charlie chan chung li?
40:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon does your chest sag?
40:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> TheRon do you smoke cigarettes when you drink beer?
40:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to Delta Lady by Joe Cocker*
40:00 <FredFlinstone> go Joe
40:00 <TheRon> have been known to but not for some time
40:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> ok ok
40:00 <FredFlinstone> joints?
41:00 <TokenDaRing> do you have stretch marks from your moobs sagging?
41:00 <Loof> didn't you know Saemon literally rules the australian underworld, yet he cant get a chick
41:00 <Saemon> loof bro
41:00 <Saemon> c'mon 
41:00 <Saemon> im just mucking around
41:00 <TheRon> every joint i've had, they pack it too tight, you suck and suck and nothing
41:00 <Fez> I find tgat often
41:00 <TheRon> i'm not a weed smoker
42:00 <Saemon> TokenDaRing no my chest is actually quite defined
42:00 <FredFlinstone> in the pooper?
42:00 <Loof> going to be so funny when simba comes on and makes saemon his bitch again
42:00 <Saemon> its mostly my stomach and thighs that are really fat
42:00 <Loof> it's too funny man
42:00 <Saemon> my upper body is quite thin 
42:00 <TokenDaRing> so your arse is a big as a black womans?
42:00 <Saemon> well...yeah
42:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> who is?
42:00 <Fez> Hi bee
42:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> hi beegirL
42:00 <TheRon> bea arthur?
43:00 <Saemon> ive got what is referred to as a pear shaped body
43:00 <TokenDaRing> you could pimp yourself out to black men
43:00 <TokenDaRing> they love that
43:00 <Loof> ll
43:00 <Loof> lol
43:00 <doctor> need some testosterone
43:00 <Saemon> hey, i am bi-sexual
43:00 <Saemon> u think thats gona offend me?
43:00 <Saemon> haha
43:00 <TokenDaRing> no it's a legit suggestion
43:00 <Saemon> u dont know me 
43:00 <TokenDaRing> black men love huge white ass
43:00 <Saemon> whats a legit question?
43:00 <TheRon> you're cold as ice, willing to sacrifice our love
43:00 <bee_girl> Hey fez 
43:00 <Mew> fly_grl
43:00 <bee_girl> Hi ][
43:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> :)
43:00 <bee_girl> Mew 
43:00 <TheRon> john farnham - pressure down
43:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to Summer In The City by Joe Cocker*
43:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> how are you today?
43:00 <TheRon> it's about constipation
43:00 <bee_girl> Great thanks and u?
43:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> yep good also
44:00 <Saemon> yeah i wouldnt mind
44:00 <Loof> then he gets the money and the lovin
44:00 <Saemon> ive dated some black dudes before
44:00 <Loof> win win
44:00 <Saemon> and what ppl say about thier cocks is true :P
44:00 <TokenDaRing> some black dudes dig white guys who look like girls
44:00 <TokenDaRing> so you're in
44:00 <Saemon> my fingers are nice slender and smooth
44:00 <Loof> pretty little prison bitch
44:00 <TheRon> in like flint is my favourite movie
44:00 <Saemon> its the most feminin aspect of my body
44:00 <Saemon> i love it
44:00 <TheRon> this convo is going somewhere
44:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> of course
44:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> been up to anything today?
45:00 <Loof> with a huge white fat ass
45:00 <Saemon> lol Loof's mad at me now
45:00 <Loof> you'll be very popular saemon
45:00 <Crip> Saemon is female ?
45:00 <Saemon> doenst take much to get him riled up
45:00 <TokenDaRing> Crip he might as well be
45:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> i went food shopping
45:00 <TheRon> i think i have gout in the knee, it's sore
45:00 <bee_girl> Went to work now sorting kids 
45:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> ah cool
45:00 <Fez> Whos gunna put out for me
45:00 <TheRon> you have kids?
45:00 <paNdiS> MI!!!
46:00 <TokenDaRing> but Saemon you say you dated black men
46:00 <Crip> transgender saemon... ewwwwww
46:00 <TokenDaRing> but before say you've been single your whole life
46:00 <Loof> no but he still gets his rags crip
46:00 <Saemon> yep TokenDaRing
46:00 <Saemon> im bi-sexual
46:00 <Saemon> well when i said single 
46:00 <TheRon> i'm bike curious
46:00 <TokenDaRing> how can you be single your whole life yet have dated someone?
46:00 <Loof> LOL!
46:00 <Saemon> i meant no "girlfriend"
46:00 <Loof> wrecked himself
46:00 <Loof> *herself*
46:00 <Saemon> thats what i was referring to specifally
46:00 <bee_girl> Check 
46:00 <paNdiS> neday omiglob
46:00 <paNdiS> xD
46:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> how many kids do you have/?
46:00 <Fez> Put out the bins*
46:00 <bee_girl> 2 x
46:00 <paNdiS> fien!
46:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> ok ok
46:00 <paNdiS> for cheez.
46:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> bee_girl can you sing?
46:00 <TheRon> have a 3rd i dare you
46:00 <Fez> Pandis
46:00 <paNdiS> yus
46:00 <TheRon> i can sing
46:00 <bee_girl> We all can sing - the quality is questionable 
47:00 <Saemon> specificly
47:00 <Loof> he dated his mother for short period, it didn't work out as he's only 2 inches
47:00 <Saemon> ah fuck it i cant spell
47:00 <Crip> babhahahsahashsahs
47:00 <Loof> does that still count?
47:00 <Crip> maybe man
47:00 <TheRon> GO EVERTON!!!!
47:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon
47:00 <TokenDaRing> just stil to men
47:00 <Fez> Il bee
47:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> okay cool
47:00 <bee_girl> Lol TheRon 
47:00 <paNdiS> oww
47:00 <Fez> Soz pandi
47:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to Hitchcock Railway by Joe Cocker*
47:00 <bee_girl> Think my baby making career is thru
47:00 <paNdiS> i love which ever chick can make the perfect lasagne!
47:00 <bee_girl> Ur easy to please paNdiS 
47:00 <Fez> I can!
48:00 <TokenDaRing> clearly women aren't into you, maybe it's because you're feminine
48:00 <Loof> i wonder who is more full of shit; pandas or saemon
48:00 <TheRon> i'm an uncle to 3 it's great
48:00 <TheRon> you just hand them back
48:00 <bee_girl> Lucky u 
49:00 <TokenDaRing> where's Pandas?
49:00 <Saemon> TokenDaRing
49:00 <Thoth> Banned
49:00 <Saemon> then maybe i can get lesbians
49:00 <Saemon> lesbians are into feminines
49:00 <TokenDaRing> I miss asking him about his violent outbreaks
49:00 <Loof> dunno he keeps changing his nick
49:00 <Thoth> Apparently Saemon isn't far off a ban too
49:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> bee_girl are you a confident kisser?
49:00 <TheRon> that tongue should know what its doing
49:00 <bee_girl> What's with the random questions?
49:00 <ShadowLurker> you lot suck festy cocks
49:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> sorry
49:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> let me start over
49:00 <ShadowLurker> with dickhole worms
49:00 <FredFlinstone> go on
50:00 <TokenDaRing> Pandas gets really upset if you think he hits women
50:00 <Saemon> oh shut it Thoth
50:00 <TheRon> we are young, heartache to heartache we stand
50:00 <Loof> lol
50:00 <Saemon> u ant thor
50:00 <Thoth> neither are you
50:00 <Saemon> i never wanted my nick to be thor though
50:00 <Saemon> u do
50:00 <Thoth> Same aye
50:00 <Saemon> nah
50:00 <Saemon> Thoth = Thor
50:00 <Saemon> wannabe
50:00 <Thoth> Education = too hard?
50:00 <TheRon> alanis morrisette - moronic
50:00 <FredFlinstone> you like her?
50:00 <TheRon> just came up on radio
50:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> bee_girl i want to know what your wearing
50:00 <ShadowLurker> nothing but a smile
50:00 <ShadowLurker> erryones naked up in this bitch
50:00 <TheRon> in the song ironic is anything actually ironic
51:00 <Saemon> well yeah im dyslexic
51:00 <Saemon> u gona diss someone with a disability now?
51:00 <Thoth> Yea dude
51:00 <Thoth> Put your glasses on so I can punch you
51:00 <Saemon> mr. perfect high n mighty you are arent ya
51:00 <TheRon> i feel sorry for all the dyslexic muslims praying to macca;s
51:00 <ShadowLurker> no
51:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to The Letter by Joe Cocker*
52:00 <Saemon> makes u feel like a big man now huh Thoth?
52:00 <Saemon> picking on those who are born with a disadvantage
52:00 <Saemon> you arent good and man enough to pick on those who are your equals
52:00 <FredFlinstone> fuckin great song
52:00 <TheRon> awesome song
52:00 <TheRon> bought  a ticket for an aeroplane....
52:00 <FredFlinstone> so loud
52:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> bee_girl have you gone all shy on me?
52:00 <bee_girl> All bored on u
52:00 <ShadowLurker> noone wants to talk to you romeo
52:00 <TheRon> ask her about her date she loves that
53:00 <Thoth> You have mentioned the thor thing before, therefore its not really dyslexia, because you should be able to recall a conversation
53:00 <Thoth> So I'm picking on you cause your a fuckwit
53:00 <Thoth> If thats the disadvantage you were born with, so be it
53:00 <NextYear> got it something to play down the beach
53:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe he just has too much black cock on his brain
53:00 <Thoth> Yes I will pick on you for being a fuckwit
53:00 <NextYear> something new anyway
53:00 <ShadowLurker> just take the hint and fuckoff
53:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> ShadowLurker a/s/l?
53:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> fuck you and the horse you rode in on mate
54:00 <TheRon> ocean by calvin klein
54:00 <Saemon> ah im gona buy some colognes too
55:00 <TokenDaRing> try perfume
55:00 <Saemon> apparently chicks dig it
55:00 <TokenDaRing> you'll attract more men with that
55:00 <Saemon> signature by david beckham
55:00 <TheRon> i can feel it coming in the air tonight
56:00 <Freddy> are you outside?
56:00 <Freddy> lol
56:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> w33d
56:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> hi Mew
56:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to Have A Little Faith In Me by Joe Cocker*
56:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> i have unchaid my heart
56:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> *n*
56:00 <FredFlinstone> hvnert we all?
56:00 <TheRon> you can leave your hat on
57:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon you should get some lipstick and make up while you're at it
57:00 <TokenDaRing> get yourself a big black sugar daddy
57:00 <TheRon> saemon do you wear lipstick steve buscemi style?
57:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> hi M3w
57:00 <FredFlinstone> geez enjoying this
57:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> M3W
57:00 <FredFlinstone> can play waht i want 
57:00 <FredFlinstone> and loud
57:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> avacado for dinner
58:00 <FredFlinstone> salmon here
58:00 <TheRon> lve lifts up where we belong
58:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> ---
58:00 <Mew> hi romeo, no I haven't had any coffee today, not doing much, good thx, shut up
58:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> coool
58:00 <FredFlinstone> wif salad
58:00 <][[[^White`Poet-WaRLoRd|Romeo_> okay cool
59:00 <FredFlinstone> was gonna get some chippies but I forgot
59:00 <TheRon> nuts?
59:00 <TheRon> nobby's?
59:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
00:00 <Mew> aw
00:00 <FredFlinstone> might have it now
01:00 <Thoth> Also don't leave the house without spending 2 hrs in the mirror playing with your hair
01:00 <\\Romeo__> i had 2 coffees mew
01:00 <Mew> oh really?
01:00 <Mew> sugars?
01:00 <\\Romeo__> yes yes
01:00 <\\Romeo__> no sugar
02:00 <TokenDaRing> he's afk probably
02:00 <TokenDaRing> fixing his hair up now
02:00 <TokenDaRing> gotta look good for daddy
02:00 <Mew> good boy romeo
02:00 <\\Romeo__> :)
02:00 <TheRon> mew my brown eyed girl
03:00 <Saemon> TokenDaRing mate
04:00 <Saemon> keep prodding the caged lion mate
04:00 <Saemon> see what happens
04:00 <TheRon> bugger all
04:00 <Thoth> Yea TokenDaRing 
04:00 <Thoth> He'll turn up at your door and bash you
05:00 <Thoth> He's still due to do that to me
05:00 <TokenDaRing> with his feminine girly hands?
05:00 <Thoth> Nah
05:00 <Thoth> Fat loser hands
05:00 <TheRon> no he'll turn up at the door and do a striptease
05:00 <TokenDaRing> oh so he'll make me vomit my own organs up?
05:00 <TokenDaRing> I get it
05:00 <\\Romeo__> mew my bbq chicken
05:00 <\\Romeo__> mew my bbq chicken_
06:00 <Saemon> hell hath no fury like Saemon scorned
06:00 <TheRon> think priscilla
06:00 <\\Romeo__> TheRon my afl bets guy
06:00 <\\Romeo__> w333d
06:00 <TheRon> bob seger - turn the page
06:00 <\\Romeo__> and simbaaaa
06:00 <TheRon> get on souths
06:00 <\\Romeo__> TheRon seen any girls today?
06:00 <TheRon> yes!
07:00 <TokenDaRing> so you'll just try slapping me, Saemon?
07:00 <Saemon> burn your scalp cunt
07:00 <TokenDaRing> like a sissy drag queen?
07:00 <Thoth> http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6445/3904/1600/3574692.jpg
07:00 <\\Romeo__> sweet
07:00 <TheRon> no boobs though
07:00 <\\Romeo__> ok
08:00 <Saemon> just like ambrose
08:00 <Thoth> Saemon: you know panda irl right?
09:00 <TheRon> shot through the heart and you're to blame, you give love a bad name
09:00 <Digerati> you brethren ! :)
09:00 <Digerati> yo
09:00 <Digerati> wtf
09:00 <Digerati> i meant yo
09:00 <Digerati> not you
09:00 <\\Romeo__> good chicken
09:00 <\\Romeo__> so um put my shirt back on
09:00 <TheRon> pants?
09:00 <\\Romeo__> t-shitt
09:00 <\\Romeo__> oops
09:00 <\\Romeo__> t-shirt
09:00 <\\Romeo__> my pants are allways on
09:00 <TheRon> good man
09:00 <\\Romeo__> unless im having sex
09:00 <\\Romeo__> ;P
10:00 <Digerati> sup guys
10:00 <TheRon> i keep my socks on
10:00 <TheRon> it can get cold
10:00 <\\Romeo__> ahh ok
11:00 <Thoth> ...
11:00 <Thoth> so anyway, about not being a faggot
11:00 <Digerati> hey thoth
11:00 <Digerati> faggetness is a sin
11:00 <Digerati> expiate !
11:00 <TheRon> phil collins - against all odds
11:00 <Thoth> Panda wtf are you doing
11:00 <Digerati> i like phill collins
11:00 <TheRon> the rolling stones - start me up
12:00 <Digerati> panda u bitch :)
12:00 <Thoth> I thought we were losers cause you're banned
12:00 <Digerati> listening to Hank Williams
12:00 <Digerati> whose banned ?
12:00 <Thoth> You are
12:00 <Digerati> nobody ever banned me
12:00 <\\Romeo__> buzzzzzzzzzzz
13:00 <Digerati> you must have mistaken me for the wrong perspon
13:00 <Digerati> sorry
13:00 <Thoth> I wasn't born yesterday
13:00 <Digerati> i got an IP adress and the ops know me
13:00 <Digerati> so :P
13:00 <TheRon> you were bron to be alive
13:00 <Digerati> thoth, it could have been someone impersonating me
13:00 <Digerati> mate
13:00 <Digerati> relac
13:00 <Digerati> i aint been on here for nearly 2 years
13:00 <\\Romeo__> i could go a cafe latte
13:00 <TheRon> rather have a beer
13:00 <\\Romeo__> i had 4 beers last night
13:00 <\\Romeo__> just to get to sleep
13:00 <TheRon> you're hardcore
14:00 <Thoth> https://warosu.org/data/ic/img/0014/94/1373583330924.jpg ?
14:00 <Digerati> i am one of the oldest users here, longie knows me
14:00 <Digerati> peace mate
14:00 <Thoth> Peace on you
14:00 <TheRon> you're not my friend guy
14:00 <Digerati> i dont change isp
14:00 <Digerati> oh does that mean we dont have sex ?
14:00 <\\Romeo__> ye syes i am
14:00 <\\Romeo__> ,,
14:00 <\\Romeo__>   *
15:00 <Digerati> damn
15:00 <Digerati> i wont stay in a world without love
15:00 <Digerati> here i'll stay with my loneliness
15:00 <Digerati> so i wait here for awhile
15:00 <Digerati> and see my true love smile
15:00 <\\Romeo__>     \_____/
15:00 <\\Romeo__> buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
15:00 <\\Romeo__> 2 oFFthe mark
15:00 <TheRon> michael jackson - thriller
16:00 <Digerati> with my henessy, and my 3 months off work
16:00 <Digerati> with peace and love
16:00 <Digerati> i aint got a problem with the admins or austnet
16:00 <Digerati> so :P
16:00 <\\Romeo__> hes dead
16:00 <TheRon> he is
16:00 <\\Romeo__> yep
16:00 <FredAway> so is Beethoven
16:00 <TheRon> the kids he fiddled are still alive
16:00 <TheRon> alledgedly
16:00 <Fez> Micheal jackson was on family fued a few weeks ago
17:00 <Digerati> waiting for netz
17:00 <Digerati> they dont get rid of admins ffs
17:00 <Digerati> thewjm is cool to
17:00 <Mew> free love on the free love freeway
17:00 <Fez> Anything for you mew
17:00 <TheRon> the love is hard and the freeway is long?
17:00 <Mew> free/hard
18:00 <Digerati> whatever the fuck happened to serenity
18:00 <TheRon> serenity now
18:00 <Digerati> theron !
18:00 <Digerati> hey man
18:00 <Realman_Angel> I killed her
18:00 <Digerati> stfu realman noob
18:00 <Thoth> How old is old?
18:00 <Thoth> Are you older than B1?
18:00 <Digerati> hehe
18:00 <Digerati> theron sup dude ?
18:00 <TheRon> dude
18:00 <Fez> Hard love on the hard love highway?
18:00 <FredAway> *is listening to Up Where We Belong (With Jennifer Warnes) by Joe Cocker*
19:00 <Digerati> dood ?
19:00 <Digerati> so 90's
19:00 <Thoth> You talk like panda anyway
19:00 <Thoth> ie. to yourself
19:00 <TheRon> where's my car?
19:00 <Digerati> so ?
19:00 <Digerati> in the compound
19:00 <TheRon> damn'
19:00 <Digerati> where all the shit cars are
19:00 <TheRon> i can do the thriller dance
20:00 <Digerati> we only service bentley so fuck off
20:00 <TheRon> i drive a 78 torana sl auto
20:00 <TheRon> great car
20:00 <Digerati> nice car
20:00 <Digerati> torana is actually spacey
20:00 <TheRon> needs some body work
20:00 <Digerati> i been in one
20:00 <TheRon> engine recently reco'd
20:00 <Digerati> i dont like how low it is the seat but to the window
20:00 <TheRon> its a talent that serves me well
21:00 <Digerati> need to lift it
21:00 <TheRon> my grandfathers car, hardly did any k's
21:00 <Digerati> paint it green
21:00 <Digerati> pastel green
21:00 <Digerati> tangy
21:00 <TheRon> almost vintage
21:00 <Digerati> is it green ?
21:00 <\\Romeo__> high
21:00 <\\Romeo__> cares
21:00 <\\Romeo__> high society
21:00 <TheRon> will the real slim shady please stand up
22:00 <TheRon> lemon yellow
22:00 <Digerati> mix that with green than
22:00 <TheRon> genius
22:00 <Digerati> welll
22:00 <Digerati> wiggles his nose
22:00 <Digerati> bing !
22:00 <\\Romeo__> TheRon did you wake up early today?
22:00 <\\Romeo__> i sure did
22:00 <TheRon> 6.30
23:00 <Digerati> baked enamel
23:00 <Digerati> i own a 46 jeep
23:00 <Digerati> i bought just the body mind you
23:00 <TheRon> hardly needs maintenance it's awesome 
23:00 <Saemon> i chose not to drive cars because i care about our environment
23:00 <\\Romeo__> wb bee_girl
23:00 <\\Romeo__> ah okay cool
23:00 <SpanishGuy> bee_girl
23:00 <\\Romeo__> am or pm?
23:00 <\\Romeo__> am me thinks
23:00 <\\Romeo__> Spanish guy how are you?
24:00 <Saemon> i dont want to contribute to carbon monoxide in our air
24:00 <Digerati> i got it painted baked enamel, costed 5k in the city
24:00 <Saemon> and global warming
24:00 <Digerati> painted it candy pink
24:00 <\\Romeo__> hi btw
24:00 <\\Romeo__> red bull is so syrupy
25:00 <Digerati> bought it for my daughter
25:00 <Digerati> it looks nice
25:00 <TheRon> fix it up i reckon i could sell it for a shit load
25:00 <Digerati> 12 gauge steel is awesome
25:00 <Digerati> it is a brutal car
25:00 <Digerati> dude, i am putting a brand new engine in it
25:00 <Digerati> and chassis
25:00 <\\Romeo__> i want to install a toilet on my van
26:00 <Digerati> redoing the whole lot
26:00 <Digerati> cept the body
26:00 <Digerati> i aint altering the body
26:00 <Digerati> keep it to original specs
26:00 <Digerati> no rust on it
26:00 <\\Romeo__> need to buy a tea towel
26:00 <TheRon> roxette - the look]
27:00 <TheRon> pearl jam - even flow
27:00 <Digerati> jam that pearl in the jam
27:00 <TheRon> dive for that pearl
27:00 <beehhh> http://oi60.tinypic.com/28aqel5.jpg
27:00 <bee_girl> Is this a guess who?
27:00 <SpanishGuy> hi Romeo im good n you ?
27:00 <\\Romeo__> cool man i am sweet
28:00 <Digerati> might be there code
28:00 <Digerati> damn
28:00 <Digerati> their
28:00 <Digerati> endless love
28:00 <Digerati> careless love
28:00 <TheRon> careless whisper
28:00 <Moke> np: [The Kite String Tangle - Vessel - EP][01 Arcadia.m4a]
28:00 <Moke> this dude is fucken awesome
28:00 <Digerati> wham !
28:00 <\\Romeo__> :)
28:00 <beehhh> your mom
28:00 <SpanishGuy> good to hear man
28:00 <\\Romeo__> beehhhs mum
28:00 <SpanishGuy> brb
28:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to Feeling Alright by Joe Cocker*
29:00 <TheRon> georeg michael
29:00 <Digerati> andrew ridgley
29:00 <Digerati> i never did like wham
29:00 <Digerati> but have you seen how george michael looks now ?
29:00 <TheRon> last christmas
29:00 <Digerati> fucking heroin addict
29:00 <angelic_angel> Who knows sir francis drake?
29:00 <beehhh> your mom son
29:00 <FredFlinstone> mom?
29:00 <FredFlinstone> wtf is that?
29:00 <beehhh> bee_girl's mom
29:00 <FredFlinstone> how the fuck do you get mom from mummy?
30:00 <Digerati> wtf
30:00 <Digerati> err
30:00 <Digerati> angelic are you like 12 or something ?
30:00 <TheRon> he played a game of bowls before setting sail to face the spanish armarda
30:00 <\\Romeo__> so bee_girl what are your turn ons?
30:00 <FredFlinstone> you arent aussie you are a friggin yank
30:00 <\\Romeo__> i like parks and recreation
30:00 <beehhh> and bongs?
30:00 <\\Romeo__> bong where?
30:00 <beehhh> in bee_girl's anal
31:00 <Digerati> dude, history lessons are for kids
31:00 <Digerati> google it
31:00 <Digerati> he was a expedionar
31:00 <Digerati> dont think i spelt that right either
31:00 <beehhh> smoke it
31:00 <\\Romeo__> ... the maturity
31:00 <beehhh> country is filled with terrorist and murderers
31:00 <FredFlinstone> non existent
31:00 <FredFlinstone> your type
32:00 <angelic_angel> No
32:00 <angelic_angel> He was a lawn bowls player
32:00 <Digerati> he expidiated
32:00 <angelic_angel> Tgeron was correct
32:00 <Digerati> lmfao
32:00 <TheRon> i said that'
32:00 <angelic_angel> Theron too
32:00 <Digerati> new word
32:00 <Digerati> expediated
32:00 <Digerati> jailhouse rock
32:00 <angelic_angel> You seen crackerjack mate?
32:00 <Saemon> conquistador
32:00 <TheRon> oh yes
32:00 <\\Romeo__> beehhh so?
32:00 <TheRon> your country?
32:00 <FredFlinstone> he has nfi
32:00 <FredFlinstone> dead cunt
32:00 <TheRon> he hey language
32:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
32:00 <TheRon> geez
32:00 <FredFlinstone> sox
32:00 <\\Romeo__> pot
33:00 <TheRon> home brew my arse, get that shit down to forensic
33:00 <\\Romeo__> acid
33:00 <TheRiddler> TheRon
33:00 <TheRon> i'd like a pot
33:00 <\\Romeo__> :)
33:00 <TheRon> rather apint
33:00 <\\Romeo__> me tooo
33:00 <TheRiddler> mitch clark is coming to geelong
33:00 <beehhh> \\Romeo__ sniffs a skoolies pantie and put on his head
33:00 <TheRon> he is yes
33:00 <FredFlinstone> so waht?
33:00 <FredFlinstone> retard
33:00 <TheRiddler> and they're in the hunt for frawley
33:00 <TheRon> cats get him and frawley
33:00 <FredFlinstone> mental wreck
33:00 <TheRon> we still need a midfield
33:00 <FredFlinstone> footy is over ffs
33:00 <FredFlinstone> give it a break
33:00 <TheRiddler> it's never over
33:00 <FredFlinstone> cricket now
34:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMdJrNVBQSQ
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Whiskey Verkostung: Jim Beam Rye Yellow Label (Feb 1, 2012) 8:11 - Category: Education - 19,014 views - 55 likes (83.3%), 11 dislikes (16.7%)
34:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
34:00 <TheRon> when does the one day cup start?
34:00 <TheRiddler> well not untill december
34:00 <\\Romeo__> anyone here stoned?
34:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZFZxEnB7ws
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dracula Untold Official Trailer #1 (2014) - Luke Evans, Dominic Cooper Movie HD (Jun 27, 2014) 2:36 - Category: Film & Animation - 4,212,367 views - likes (97.4%), dislikes (2.6%) dislikes (2.6%)
34:00 <TheRon> the domestic stuff
34:00 <TheRiddler> where the last draft is
34:00 <\\Romeo__> im hungry
34:00 <TheRon> when do we play the pakis?
35:00 <TheRon> bernie fowler is a nasty piece of work
35:00 <TheRon> if the aussies don't care about this series they'll loseit
35:00 <FredFlinstone> soon
35:00 <FredFlinstone> neohew is over there now
35:00 <TheRon> nice
35:00 <\\Romeo__> so who has porn?
35:00 <FredFlinstone> withje the wife and kid
36:00 <angelic_angel> Nice pins
36:00 <angelic_angel> Fuck off
36:00 <angelic_angel> Wasnt talking to you
36:00 <angelic_angel> Snap transport strike!
36:00 <TheRon> just bringing back your things, better all be there
36:00 <angelic_angel> Lol
36:00 <TheRon> dubai?
36:00 <FredFlinstone> I am so over pics of kids
36:00 <FredFlinstone> not sure
36:00 <FredFlinstone> didtn pay any attention
36:00 <FredFlinstone> you want me to check?
36:00 <TheRon> nah it'll come up on fox
36:00 <FredFlinstone> ok
36:00 <TheRon> i'll be watching
37:00 <TheRon> if you have to ask you probably can't afford it
37:00 <TheRon> i love test cricket
37:00 <FredFlinstone> maybe it is the hotel looked half decnet
37:00 <TheRon> it's real cricket
37:00 <paNdiS> i love test tubes
37:00 <alienated> but do you like crickets?
37:00 <FredFlinstone> oh fuck its back
37:00 <TheRon> fark!
37:00 <FredFlinstone> no hot cricketers
37:00 <FredFlinstone> I wouldnt any of them
38:00 <angelic_angel> Bowls is a true revealer of chatacter
38:00 <angelic_angel> All its revealing now is about 2 inches of ass crack. Hello ladies
38:00 <Digerati> stfu troll
38:00 <TheRon> elyse perry?
38:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
38:00 <FredFlinstone> shes a leso?
38:00 <TheRon> dunno
38:00 <TheRon> i'd watch
38:00 <FredFlinstone> lol prolly me too
38:00 <FredFlinstone> you sad fuckl
38:00 <alienated> 3Bomb
39:00 <Digerati> 90's style
39:00 <angelic_angel> Stroll
39:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/bYvx6.jpg
39:00 <TheRon> woah woah woah sweet child o' mine
39:00 <TheRiddler> talk about rough head
39:00 <alienated> bee_girls vagina is a ticking time bomb
39:00 <TheRon> what a roughhead
39:00 <alienated> but do you like crickets?
39:00 <beehhh> http://oi60.tinypic.com/28aqel5.jpg
39:00 <alienated> you know the insect
40:00 <Digerati> ping
40:00 <TheRon> is jordan's roughhead worse?
40:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
40:00 <FredFlinstone> hes fugly as
40:00 <alienated> so are you
40:00 <alienated> :P
40:00 <beehhh> be scared
40:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: anybody at the bulldogs you'd give a good seeing to?
41:00 <Saemon> wheres sarah?
41:00 <Digerati> in my bed
41:00 <TheRon> matthew boyd?
41:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to Fire It Up by Joe Cocker*
41:00 <alienated> beegirl i need to know what color hair you have
41:00 <alienated> wb btw
41:00 <TheRon> she has fire engine red
41:00 <TheRon> no?
42:00 <Saemon> lol Lurks might not take too kindly too that
42:00 <alienated> mm perhaps
42:00 <beehhh> color of pubic hair?
42:00 <TheRon> probs not
42:00 <FredFlinstone> colour
42:00 <alienated> hair on head
42:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck head yank
42:00 <beehhh> my head is circumsized
42:00 <FredFlinstone> so is yuor brain
42:00 <TheRon> i doubt the curtains match the drapes
43:00 <Saemon> sarah = serenity
43:00 <Saemon> Lurks = ShadowLurker
43:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
43:00 <alienated> i hate how space bar erases words
43:00 <beehhh> well study suggegts they are linked together
43:00 <beehhh> suggests
43:00 <TheRon> bee_girl: feel free to clear this up
43:00 <beehhh> i hope the fire wipes out all the cities except darwin would be fun
44:00 <TheRon> starship - nothing's gonna stop us now
44:00 <beehhh> up north all burnt skinned folks anyway
44:00 <bee_girl> Clear what up?
44:00 <TheRon> red head?
44:00 <alienated> anyone had weed today?
44:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to Amnesia by Guy Sebastian*
44:00 <TheRiddler> what do you mean TheRon?
44:00 <TheRon> beers
45:00 <alienated> how many beers?
45:00 <TheRiddler> seeing to?
45:00 <alienated> i want fast food 
45:00 <beehhh> http://www.9news.com.au/national/2014/09/25/13/00/pilbara-bushfire-downgraded-to-an-alert
45:00 <bee_girl> Redhead? Me?
45:00 <TheRon> what would you do for matthew boyd if he asked?
45:00 <alienated> beegirl i need to know what color hair you have
46:00 <TheRon> yes!
46:00 <FredFlinstone> he isnt hot
46:00 <TheRiddler> asked what?
46:00 <TheRon> i'd give a kidney to joel selwood
47:00 <alienated> i sure wouldn't
47:00 <FredFlinstone> omfg
47:00 <FredFlinstone> he isnt even hot
47:00 <TheRon> but he is a champ
47:00 <alienated> MJsGrl
47:00 <FredFlinstone> are you chainging TheRon?
47:00 <alienated> hiya
47:00 <FredFlinstone> you prefer bums?
47:00 <TheRon> changing?
47:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
48:00 <FredFlinstone> male bumz
48:00 <TheRon> i hate bums to be frank
48:00 <FredFlinstone> franks bum then
48:00 <alienated> what sort of bums?
48:00 <FredFlinstone> hairy bums
48:00 <alienated> i hate buns
48:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
48:00 <TheRon> i'm a breast man
48:00 <FredFlinstone> carazzohas the best bum
48:00 <TheRon> but if joel selwood asked
48:00 <FredFlinstone> and the biggest cock
49:00 <FredFlinstone> omg
49:00 <FredFlinstone> what is it with him?
49:00 <FredFlinstone> hes fugly
49:00 <TheRon> he's the man
49:00 <FredFlinstone> mackie is hot as
49:00 <TheRon> he got us 3 premierships with more to come
50:00 <TheRon> hello maurice
50:00 <Maurice> Hey TheRon
50:00 <TheRon> hard day?
50:00 <beehhh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_universities_in_Norway
50:00 <paNdiS> woo got ma clothes
50:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
50:00 <FredFlinstone> I thought you liked that blond thing
50:00 <bee_girl> Does it matter what hair colour I have? The chances of u knowing for sure a very slim 
50:00 <TheRon> you must remember the cats hadn't won a premiership since 1963
50:00 <FredFlinstone> cant remember its name
50:00 <FredFlinstone> I was at the 63 GF
50:00 <FredFlinstone> :P
51:00 <Maurice> Very
51:00 <Maurice> I went to the movies
51:00 <TheRon> nice
51:00 <TheRon> what movie?
51:00 <angelic_angel> Get hjs?
51:00 <Maurice> I sure did
51:00 <Maurice> I'm eating it right now
51:00 <angelic_angel> Bish
51:00 <Maurice> And Planes Fire and Rescue
51:00 <TheRon> i have it on tape
51:00 <TheRon> my dad was there
51:00 <beehhh> Bergen
51:00 <FredFlinstone> I watched it real
51:00 <FredFlinstone> in the old old southern stand
51:00 <FredFlinstone> barracked for the hawkz
51:00 <TheRon> damn
52:00 <TheRon> that like planes trains and qoutomobiles?
52:00 <FredFlinstone> dad got me a flogger
52:00 <beehhh> http://www.education.net.au/images/uploaded/SCOTCH%20COLLEGE,%20HAWTHORN-1.JPG
52:00 <TheRon> ooh heaven is a place on earth
52:00 <FredFlinstone> my first GF
52:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to Battle Scars (feat. Lupe Fiasco) by Guy Sebastian*
53:00 <TheRon> with john candy
53:00 <TheRon> i have kids footy books with jumping jack hawkins in them
53:00 <FredFlinstone> lol I saw him
53:00 <FredFlinstone> omfg
53:00 <FredFlinstone> and Polly
53:00 <TheRon> tom's dad
53:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck yeah?
53:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> tipsy and mellow
53:00 <TheRon> my dad wants tom to play centre half back
54:00 <TheRon> finger eleven - one thing
54:00 <FredFlinstone> too slow
54:00 <TheRon> i know
54:00 <beehhh> University of Stavanger, 4036 Stavanger 
54:00 <TheRon> pat benetar - shadows of the night
54:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> leaping lazarath
54:00 <FredFlinstone> got that
54:00 <FredFlinstone> sexy bitch
55:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> pop
55:00 <FredFlinstone> not as hot as Suzie
55:00 <TheRon> i would've if i wasn't like 5
55:00 <FredFlinstone> like 5
55:00 <FredFlinstone> is that same as 5?
55:00 <TheRon> years old
55:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> anyone undersexed?
55:00 <FredFlinstone> so why the "like"
55:00 <FredFlinstone> like
55:00 <Lumeah> Yes
55:00 <TheRon> modern speak
55:00 <TheRon> i dunno
55:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck off
55:00 <FredFlinstone> its toiuletr
56:00 <FredFlinstone> and speak?
56:00 <FredFlinstone> is that for eal?
56:00 <FredFlinstone> realk
56:00 <FredFlinstone> real
56:00 <FredFlinstone> modern speak
56:00 <FredFlinstone> dunno the diff
56:00 <TheRon> i don't fucking know
56:00 <FredFlinstone> between the noun, adjective or the verb
57:00 <TheRon> spoonman
57:00 <beehhh> The following common core subjects must be covered within, or be taken in addition to the requirements under Section A: 
57:00 <beehhh> Norwegian (14 hours per week), English (5 hours per week), Mathematics (5 hours per week), Science (5 hours per week), social sciences (6 periods per week ).
57:00 <FredFlinstone> fuckin brain dead
57:00 <TheRon> my bad
57:00 <FredFlinstone> omg
57:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck off1
57:00 <beehhh> what is a noun
57:00 <FredFlinstone> anothe yank shit saying
57:00 <FredFlinstone> I cant believe this
58:00 <FredFlinstone> one asking what is a noun
58:00 <TheRon> i'm aussie trhough and through
58:00 <FredFlinstone> other saying my bad
58:00 <FredFlinstone> no
58:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck me
59:00 <TheRon> scrpion - rock you like a hurricane
59:00 <beehhh> Much research in the field of tourism and hospitality is triggered by the mere observation that people travel, and that they consequently are in need of services and hospitality while doing so. Moreover, research is regularly initiated by challenges that arise from tourism development, both locally and globally.
00:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to Hurricane by Bob Dylan*
00:00 <beehhh> you must study the patterns of fire tornado what happened in canberra few years back
01:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> fuck me drunk
01:00 <FredFlinstone> I am drunk :)
01:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> bvlimey
01:00 <TheRon> just have to do one better hey
01:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> coool
02:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> had some bad cheese popcorn
02:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> should make a sandwich
02:00 <TheRon> lumeah do the curtains match the drapes?
03:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> my curtains match my mood
03:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> spanish fly
03:00 <TheRon> too personal?
03:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> am i right?
04:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> shiiiit
04:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> that time of year again
05:00 <TheRon> woah woah woah for the longest time......
06:00 <beehhh> holy cow
06:00 <ooomp> Said noone
07:00 <TheRon> ooomp had a good day?
07:00 <ooomp> Relatively
08:00 <Loof> what stinks?
08:00 <Loof> oh it's Lumeah
08:00 <Loof> fuck this
08:00 <TheRon> dealing with dickheads?
08:00 <ooomp> Shit weather though and so cold :/
08:00 <TheRon> tell me about it'
08:00 <TheRon> it is spring isnt it
08:00 <ooomp> Feels like winter though
09:00 <TheRon> been pretty lucky lately though
09:00 <Lish> Spurs keep entire championship lineup
09:00 <Lish> Ugh
09:00 <TheRon> bring it on lish
09:00 <Lish> It's ok they don't have the king
10:00 <TheRon> team basketball win out
10:00 <Lish> Cavs will be orrite 
10:00 <TheRon> love gets so many 3's
10:00 <TheRon> kyrie less selfish
10:00 <Lish> Yuh
10:00 <Lish> And delly 
10:00 <beehhh> http://www.uis.no/getfile.php/Bildarkiv%20-%20nedlastbare/Flyfoto_campus_mai06_300.jpg%20(rw_largeArt_1201).jpg?v=largeArt.
10:00 <Lish> The bomb 
11:00 <TheRon> if only lebron wasn't the only one playing d
11:00 <Lish> Yuh true 
11:00 <Lish> What about Andy
12:00 <TheRon> no shotblockers
12:00 <Loof> how utterly boring
12:00 <TheRon> trade for harden
13:00 <Lish> Hahaha harden
13:00 <TheRon> imagine if he actually applied himself
13:00 <Lish> Yeah he'd be amazing
13:00 <Lish> But he's a flake
13:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> Lish been on any dates?
13:00 <Lish> No effort in d 
14:00 <Lish> ][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord: why
14:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> i haven't
14:00 <TheRon> laughable
14:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> been anywhere nice though?
15:00 <TheRon> is dwight worth the money?
15:00 <Lish> I'm married so I don't go on dates
15:00 <Lish> I went to the movies and to play mini golf though
15:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> cool cool
15:00 <TheRon> the temptations - my girl
15:00 <Lish> TheRon: I think so, because I love him. But game wise potentially not. He isn't what he used to be but he could be great
16:00 <TheRon> the clown left van gundy
16:00 <TheRon> idiot
16:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> so Mew 
16:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> what are your plans for tommorow?
17:00 <TheRon> i reckon van gundy is the only guy that knows how to use him
17:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> i aim to sit on my arse as per usual
18:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> i can't believe i forgot to buy cheese
18:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> today
18:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> Lish when did you lose you virginity?
18:00 <Lish> Who is ][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord 
19:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> i am me
19:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> romeo
19:00 <Lish> Ok well stop being a creep
19:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> i want to fly across the world
19:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> in fisrt class
20:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> *first
20:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> if only theyd let me
20:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> cheeeeeeeeeeeeese
20:00 <Lish> Ok....
20:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> so 
21:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> Lish
21:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> what are your plans for tommorow?
21:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> im gunna smoke more weed
21:00 <Lish> I'm going to go to work
21:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> might have to save my red bull
21:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> ah work
22:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> are you a good worker?
22:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> i am most times
22:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> that is when i did have a job
22:00 <Lish> What do you do for work?
22:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> factory work
22:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> you?
23:00 <Lish> Web develop,ent
23:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> ah ok ok
23:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> cool
24:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> 7simba i still can't believe i forgot to buy cheese today
24:00 <MrMark> its me again!
24:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> hi MrMark
24:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> how goes you?
24:00 <MrMark> alright
25:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> cool
25:00 <MrMark> youve enlarged your name lol
25:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> get much work done today
25:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> yeps
25:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> ?
25:00 <MrMark> i got heaps of work done
25:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> ahh cool
25:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> :)
26:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> are you hungry?
26:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> i was at first
26:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> but then my hunger kind of died out
27:00 <Danstyles> why am I suspicious?
27:00 <zaim> you just are
27:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> missionary jobs? grill or girl?
27:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> hi MjsGrl
27:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> are you hungry?
27:00 <Digerati> hmmm
27:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> hi Digerati
27:00 <Digerati> infidels
28:00 <Danstyles> I knew it!
28:00 <Mew> the great wall of romeo
28:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> im getting a bit thirsty
28:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> :)
28:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> coffeeeeeee
29:00 <Mew> hey Mr D
29:00 <mrdanger> howdy mewbs
30:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> Lish have you had a shower today?
30:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> i had one in the morning
30:00 <Lish> Yes, I shower before work
30:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> ah cool
32:00 <Lumeah> you stink loof of old cum stains from your previous male lovers that jizzed in ya ass when ya was tired to the bed and now ya farts smell like old stinky week old cum.
32:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> no sex untill we get to heaven
32:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> my red bull is too cold
32:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> fuck im hungry
33:00 <Mew> i went to heaven 3 times yesterday
33:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> ahh
33:00 <Rak> fingers or toys?
33:00 <Mew> real cock? lol
33:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> Lish do you have a pic?
33:00 <Rak> oh yeh right you're married
33:00 <Lish> No
33:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> ok
33:00 <Lish> I'm faceless
33:00 <Mew> not marriez
33:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> Lish whats your bra size?
33:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> better than having two faces
34:00 <Lish> Pass
34:00 <Lish> Don't be a creep
34:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> ok
34:00 <matrix> Hey Lishy
34:00 <Lish> Hi matrix 
34:00 <matrix> How's things
34:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> Lish what's your fave color?
34:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> i like green
34:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> and blue
34:00 <Rak> same colors as the tocix algae
35:00 <Lish> Blue
35:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> ahh cool
35:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> :)
35:00 <Digerati> i beseech God
35:00 <Digerati> indeed
35:00 <Digerati> i do expiate
35:00 <Digerati> but i am only human
36:00 <Digerati> not a machine
36:00 <Digerati> and a sad case at that
36:00 <Digerati> what the fuck
36:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> creak
36:00 <Digerati> fuck off
36:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> walking home after an affair
36:00 <Digerati> i here creaks all the time in my house
36:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> is
36:00 <Digerati> hear
36:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> ah i c
36:00 <Digerati> fuckkkk
37:00 <Digerati> i aint on solid concrete base like you fucker
37:00 <Digerati> i am in a 120 year old house
37:00 <Digerati> 5 bedrooms
37:00 <Digerati> and i hate it
37:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> good stuff
37:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> o really
37:00 <Digerati> indeed
37:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> sell it to me
37:00 <Digerati> i want a small tiny house
37:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> at a fair price
38:00 <Digerati> yeah right
38:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> ;)
38:00 <Digerati> Brighton East don't come cheap
38:00 <Digerati> it is my dads house
38:00 <Digerati> i live in essendon
38:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati your mother resembles a used condom
38:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> ok mmm
38:00 <Digerati> token, don't be like that man
38:00 <Digerati> i am sad enough as it is
38:00 <TokenDaRing> it's about all she was good for too
38:00 <Digerati> please dude
38:00 <Digerati> my mom died last month
38:00 <Digerati> i do plee
39:00 <Digerati> hmm
39:00 <Digerati> bee_girl
39:00 <Digerati> indeed
39:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah you've said that the last week straight
39:00 <TokenDaRing> we get it
39:00 <Digerati> well, why mention my mom than ?
39:00 <Digerati> i will stop talking about her
39:00 <TokenDaRing> because if my mum died
39:00 <TokenDaRing> I wouldn't mention it on IRC to a bunch of strangers who hate me
39:00 <Digerati> true
39:00 <Digerati> i guess your right
40:00 <Digerati> the dialup bitch
40:00 <Digerati> cunt sore
40:00 <TokenDaRing> who's sore?
40:00 <Digerati> lol
40:00 <Digerati> hell knows
40:00 <Digerati> idiot
40:00 <Digerati> sup ?
40:00 <Digerati> how are you ? :)
40:00 <Digerati> peace...
40:00 <Rak> maybe he meant warm, loved, fulfilled, and leaving behind good memories
40:00 <Digerati> i was being silly and was drinking
40:00 <Digerati> true token, you got me there
40:00 <Digerati> peace
40:00 <Digerati> but this fucking house in brighton gives me the creeps
40:00 <Digerati> it aint been managed in 20 years
41:00 <Digerati> sorry
41:00 <Digerati> i am just a bit bit pissed
41:00 <Digerati> off
41:00 <Digerati> i got 350k to worry about
41:00 <stevenn> who cares
41:00 <Digerati> fucking lawyers
41:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> http://grooveshark.com/#!/album/Collected/137337
41:00 <Digerati> fucking cracks everywhere
41:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> crack
41:00 <Digerati> place is fucked
41:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord>                                                       crack
41:00 <Digerati> i would be lucky to get over a mil for it
41:00 <Digerati> most houses here go for way over 1.5
41:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> smash itdown and build a new one
42:00 <Digerati> you would worry idiot
42:00 <Digerati> if it meant your life
42:00 <Digerati> 350 grand is retirement
42:00 <Digerati> dickweed
42:00 <stevenn> KYS plz
42:00 <Digerati> yeah right
42:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> or rent it out
42:00 <Digerati> tell that to heritage trust
42:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> ahaha
42:00 <Digerati> it is georgian
42:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> i'd tell em
42:00 <stevenn> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=225500980953418&set=a.154339638069553.1073741827.100004805529962&type=1
42:00 <Digerati> they think we are made of money
42:00 <Digerati> we started with nothing
42:00 <Digerati> limited finances to renovate
43:00 <Digerati> maybe i should eat a police officer
43:00 <Digerati> apparenty i heard they taste nice
43:00 <Digerati> cannibalism is the in thing
43:00 <stevenn> no one gives a fuck stfu
43:00 <Digerati> fuck you
43:00 <Digerati> and fucking short term loans are the worst
43:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> i'd sell my house and live off that money real well
43:00 <Digerati> i need at least 50k to renovate
43:00 <Digerati> spend 50k to get 500k extra out of it
44:00 <Digerati> brains are the most tastiest
44:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati you're full of shit
44:00 <Digerati> ever eaten lambs brains ?
44:00 <TokenDaRing> do you just say whatever random crap you think of?
44:00 <Digerati> nahhhh
44:00 <Digerati> i am just insane
44:00 <Digerati> mentally insane
44:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati become a male prostitute
44:00 <Digerati> as is, i will be lucky to get 1mil
44:00 <TokenDaRing> your mother would be proud you're following in her footsteps
44:00 <Digerati> expect more
44:00 <Digerati> fuck off
45:00 <TokenDaRing> clearly
45:00 <Digerati> so why the fuck talk to a nutcase ?
45:00 <Digerati> get your kicks on route 66 ?
45:00 <Digerati> fuck off :)
45:00 <TheRiddler> Melissa^ is spamming a virus
45:00 <Digerati> rotflmfao
45:00 <Digerati> fuck i am going nuts
45:00 <Digerati> i got to lay off for awhile and go to qld
45:00 <Digerati> even for a week
45:00 <TokenDaRing> qld is good if you want to make money as a prostitute
45:00 <TokenDaRing> lots of brothels to work at
45:00 <MrMark> lol
45:00 <Digerati> surfers seems nice
45:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> gotta get lots of really good builders to do the renovations no shotty work
46:00 <Digerati> hey rid
46:00 <TheRiddler> also a bot
46:00 <TheRiddler> probably
46:00 <Digerati> yeah'
46:00 <Digerati> i am a bot
46:00 <TheRiddler> I got a message to click a link
46:00 <Digerati> bot me sex now
46:00 <TokenDaRing> if it's a bot, Digerati mighth have a chance with it
46:00 <Digerati> alien, it aint that, i done most of the diy, my dad was a builder
46:00 <Digerati> it's the loan to buy shit
46:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> ah okay cool
46:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> mmm
46:00 <Digerati> i learnt
47:00 <Digerati> lalalala
47:00 <TheRiddler> [17:45] <Melissa^> Please send me friend request at, plzzzzzz 12http://goo.gl/9uioyG
47:00 <TheRiddler> pls dont click
47:00 <Digerati> HELP !
47:00 <Digerati> click on this -----
47:00 <TheRiddler> no it's click on this 8=======D
47:00 <Digerati> i would need over 80k if it was not done by me
47:00 <Digerati> way over
47:00 <TokenDaRing> you need a life
47:00 <Digerati> 50k is ample to do the roof and plaster and new kitchen and tiles and shit
47:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> i need a slut
47:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> TokenDaRing do you need meds?
48:00 <Digerati> 8======================================d
48:00 <Digerati> i got a small nob
48:00 <Digerati> but a huge dick
48:00 <Digerati> my testicles are aching for pain
48:00 <Digerati> he needs a fucking job
48:00 <Digerati> lazy prick
48:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> mmm ok
48:00 <Digerati> sucking cock maybe 
49:00 <TheRiddler> and your dick is deformed
49:00 <Digerati> fuck
49:00 <Digerati> no
49:00 <Digerati> totally hornay
49:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati's dick looks like a lump of ginger root
49:00 <Skirmish> If any ops are awake they may want to ban Melissa^. 
49:00 <Skirmish> Bot sending links.
49:00 <angel_Jesus> Wank then
49:00 <Digerati> skirmish, sup elite dude
49:00 <Digerati> fuck i might make out this will i bought at the post office myself, by myself alone, when i am not of sound mind, on drugs
49:00 <Digerati> fuck the law
49:00 <Digerati> best to present a will when drunk
50:00 <Skirmish> Not much sup here. Just chillin. 
50:00 <Skirmish> Protecting your way of life. 
50:00 <Digerati> not bad man
50:00 <Digerati> growing old
50:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/1SFTL.jpg these 2 want a soy facil
50:00 <Digerati> fucking worried about a will
50:00 <Digerati> nearly a mil
50:00 <Digerati> my mum died last month
50:00 <Digerati> damn
50:00 <Skirmish> That is terrible news. 
50:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> gulp
50:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> :>
50:00 <Digerati> that way you use synomyns and acronyms and be really posh
50:00 <Doodle> my will is only 3 words long
50:00 <Digerati> when drunk
50:00 <Digerati> fuck you all ?
50:00 <Doodle> all to state
51:00 <Digerati> well
51:00 <Digerati> you know
51:00 <Skirmish> Who is your landlord now? 
51:00 <Digerati> fair well angelina
51:00 <Digerati> the skys changing color
51:00 <Digerati> i'll see you angelina in awhile
51:00 <Digerati> i guess i am the landlord
51:00 <Digerati> and owner
51:00 <Digerati> fuck this
51:00 <Rak> burn it all
51:00 <Digerati> that's what should be on my will
51:00 <Digerati> totally rak
51:00 <][[[^aLiEn8D-whitepoetwarlord> :>/quit over and out:>
51:00 <Digerati> "fuck you all"
51:00 <Doodle> tombstone will be 2 words
51:00 <Doodle> brb cancer
51:00 <Digerati> fuck you ?
51:00 <Digerati> not funny man
51:00 <Digerati> lame
51:00 <Digerati> heaps of children have had cancer
51:00 <Doodle> lol so
52:00 <Digerati> put it in the hands of the gods
52:00 <Digerati> fairwell angelina
52:00 <Digerati> aphrodite
52:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish I think he's lost it
52:00 <Digerati> kylie minogue played aphrodite
52:00 <Skirmish> He is channeling PieterPanda. 
52:00 <Digerati> i want to lick kylies kunt
52:00 <Digerati> now !
52:00 <Digerati> ohhh
52:00 <Doodle> heaps of everyone has had cancer
52:00 <Digerati> cancer is not a joke, even if you have it
52:00 <Rak> i would say especially
52:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati I have a job
52:00 <TokenDaRing> thanks
52:00 <Maurice> If someone has cancer and chooses to joke about it, it's not your place to say they can't
52:00 <Doodle> ^^
52:00 <Doodle> also i dont have cancer
52:00 <Doodle> yet
52:00 <Digerati> whatever
53:00 <Digerati> i forgot pieter
53:00 <Digerati> whatever happened to him
53:00 <Skirmish> He merged with Panda and became a moronic irc hybrid. 
53:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish is that some kind of horrible blend of Pieter and Panda, like their lost lovechild?
53:00 <Skirmish> It is. 
53:00 <Digerati> i think i fucked pieter
53:00 <TokenDaRing> Nothing can save us now
53:00 <Digerati> and left him in the corner
53:00 <Digerati> cradled in the fetal position
53:00 <Digerati> covered in cum
53:00 <Maurice> I bet you have arse cancer
53:00 <Doodle> lol shh
53:00 <Doodle> farrah stylez
54:00 <Digerati> damn
54:00 <Digerati> so sorry
54:00 <Digerati> he was such a whore...
54:00 <Skirmish> WTB long term ban on Digerati. 
54:00 <Digerati> bore
54:00 <Digerati> sorry man
54:00 <Digerati> i mean wtf
54:00 <Digerati> token, fuck off with the pm's
54:00 <Digerati> please
55:00 <Digerati> come on simba
56:00 <Digerati> upgrade to sp1 on win7 and your fucked
56:00 <Digerati> they are deadly accurate
56:00 <Digerati> enough said
56:00 <TokenDaRing> hey bee_girl
56:00 <bee_girl> Hey TokenDaRing 
57:00 <Digerati> apparently they got a locator that is shit hot
57:00 <British^Meat> You chat heaps...
57:00 <Digerati> hey man
57:00 <TokenDaRing> sup
57:00 <bee_girl> Sup 
58:00 <Skirmish> I have a special appreciation for IT departments this evening. 
58:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat mostly to himself
58:00 <Skirmish> I got to work, and because my manager had requested I have access to a server my account was deleted. 
58:00 <Digerati> i have a special appreciation for noobs
58:00 <ooomp> Stop joking about cancer
58:00 <couleurs> ok
59:00 <Skirmish> Because, "Give this user access" obviously means "Delete his account."
59:00 <Digerati> ooops someone deleted my xbox account
59:00 <couleurs> agreed.
59:00 <TokenDaRing> what if I have cancer?
00:00 <Digerati> i got penis envy, do you ?
00:00 <Doodle> well actually nobody was talking about it until you brought it back up
00:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah ooomp
00:00 <TokenDaRing> good going
00:00 <ooomp> I can talk about it, since I'm going through it
01:00 <Digerati> play me
01:00 <Digerati> play with my joystick
01:00 <ooomp> And I say its not a joke.
01:00 <TokenDaRing> are you really?
01:00 <TokenDaRing> what kind do you have?
02:00 <Digerati> ram it up your arse if you so insist
02:00 <TheRiddler> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10646705_10152334913506053_1115592190228531367_n.jpg?oh=05f9a32111912972c69ffc7be6701b12&oe=548C06C7&__gda__=1421166482_9f51b77954fcb18f4de5c6a51cab7826
02:00 <Digerati> so gay
03:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati what drugs do you use?
03:00 <ooomp> Sorry who are you TokenDaRing?
03:00 <TokenDaRing> I am your daddy
04:00 <Picard> hi
04:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Picard
04:00 <Picard> how are u mate?
04:00 <TokenDaRing> becareful around ooomph
04:00 <TokenDaRing> he has cancer
04:00 <Picard> lo
04:00 <TokenDaRing> and is sensitive on the matter
04:00 <Picard> l
04:00 <Picard> thats not nice
05:00 <TheRiddler> he snorts salt
05:00 <Skirmish> Drinks hand sanitiser. 
05:00 <Skirmish> I had to put him on ignore. Had enough of the panda impersonators. 
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <TheRiddler> he does act like panda
06:00 <Picard> dying?
10:00 <British^Meat> shhhhh
10:00 <British^Meat> panda is watching
10:00 <MJsGrl> http://kickass.to/usearch/cancer%20the%20forbidden%20cures/
10:00 <MJsGrl> also
10:00 <MJsGrl> www.doctorsaredangerous.com
10:00 <MJsGrl> youtube: Gerson Cancer therapy
10:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl MJsGrl are you into "alternative medicine"?
11:00 <British^Meat> he's like Element now
11:00 <Skirmish> lol sad little fuckstain he is. He can watch all he likes. 
11:00 <xm> MJsGrl, can i see you on Skype? do you look like a smurf?
11:00 <xm> how's the colloidal silver going m8
11:00 <bee_girl> My neighbour is into the colloidal
11:00 <xm> bee_girl, who prepares it for them?
11:00 <xm> is it a she...
11:00 <bee_girl> But I live in hippyville 
12:00 <bee_girl> It's a he 
12:00 <xm> are there lots of SDAs near you
12:00 <bee_girl> They buy it in town and put it in their water tank 
13:00 <Skirmish> Thank you ops. 
13:00 <xm> they should have a town meeting and take action. add it into the town's main water supply
13:00 <xm> it would become a great tourist destination to see the smurfs
14:00 <ooomp> Hello Skirmish
14:00 <xm> sadly my mother is into alternative medicine and spends literally thousands every year on it
15:00 <xm> she did have cancer once though but fortunately she didnt take the alternative medicine path
15:00 <xm> it is also why Steve Jobs passed away sooner than he would have. he sought after alternative medicine first
15:00 <Picard> cancer is a cunt
16:00 <MJsGrl> its best to understand both sides and then make a decision... no one bothers with the planet's natural ways of healing itself... everything is fixable, or the planet would not have survived this long
16:00 <Picard> cancer doesnt seem to be 
16:00 <xm> gooooo planet
16:00 <TokenDaRing> MJsGrl you know what they call alternative medicine that works?
17:00 <TokenDaRing> do you?
17:00 <bee_girl> I figure we get cancers from all the unnatural shit we are doing do nature ain't gonna fix it ...
17:00 <xm> yes, like processed meat
17:00 <bee_girl> So*
17:00 <bee_girl> Yes
17:00 <TokenDaRing> you get cancer from oxygen
17:00 <TokenDaRing> oxygen is a free radical
17:00 <xm> eating prcessed meat will increase your chances of cancer 
18:00 <xm> there are many carcinogenic things. but the point is trying to reduce these risks
18:00 <xm> and there has to be a balance struck between enjoying the pleasures in life and being risk averse
21:00 <TokenDaRing> MJsGrl you know what they call alternative medicine that works?
21:00 <Rak> medicine
21:00 <Picard> Lish
21:00 <Lish> Picard
21:00 <Picard> how are u myt love?
21:00 <Picard> -t
22:00 <TokenDaRing> I wish picard would take alternative medicine
22:00 <Picard> why, im not ill
22:00 <TokenDaRing> that's the problem
22:00 <Picard> lol
22:00 <xm> Australia is a bit interesting in that a few private health insurers will cover alternative medicine. it doesnt happen so much overseas. it mostly came about as a part of marketing to give themselves an edge
22:00 <TokenDaRing> zm pretty much
22:00 <xm> chiropractors are scammers for starters
22:00 <TokenDaRing> the issue with alternative medicine is you usually pay a lot more for something that isn't proven at all to work
22:00 <xm> same as osteopaths
22:00 <xm> naturopaths etc
23:00 <TokenDaRing> homeopaths
23:00 <xm> that too
23:00 <bee_girl> My osteopath rocks my world
23:00 <Picard> lol chiropractors are good
23:00 <bee_girl> And helped me walk again....
23:00 <TokenDaRing> you're basically buying a placebo
23:00 <xm> they've got roots in things like spiritualism etc
23:00 <TokenDaRing> it's all hocus pocus
23:00 <TokenDaRing> if it worked, it'd have been patented and some company would make billions off it
23:00 <bee_girl> Ah no... U can't patent someone's hands 
24:00 <TokenDaRing> you can patent treatments
24:00 <TokenDaRing> and bee_girl, if you believe that actually helped you, I have some snake tonic I'd like to sell you
24:00 <TokenDaRing> only $50 a bottle, it'll remove all traces of aging
24:00 <xm> ill just put my hands on paint and put them on paper like a birth certificate
24:00 <xm> funnily enough ive read an article that snake oil does have some use 
25:00 <Serenity> [6:22pm] <xm> chiropractors are scammers for starters - I knew I liked you for a reason
25:00 <MJsGrl> the reason natural cures are not 'popular' is because u cannot patent a living organism.. therefore, there is no PROFIT in those treatments 
25:00 <xm> but it's quite specific
25:00 <xm> SERENITY IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
25:00 <Picard> Serenity you are alive
25:00 <xm> hah i didnt even see!
25:00 <Picard> omg wb Serenity
25:00 <TokenDaRing> MJsGrl actually you can patent the chemical compound in that organism
25:00 <bee_girl> Ahh pft .... I had been to all sorts of ppl for months and no one could help... So real quacks amongst them but my osteo knows her stuff... 
25:00 <Serenity> hello
25:00 <xm> i did start to wear glasses etc
25:00 <xm> but i didnt see you there
25:00 <xm> why hello
25:00 <Serenity> how are you
25:00 <TokenDaRing> MJsGrl what do you think aspirin is? It's just a compound extracted from willow bark
25:00 <xm> see, how is alternative medicine going to fix my eyes?
26:00 <xm> im OK. i did a lovely walk home from near the city to home today
26:00 <xm> in this perth summer
26:00 <xm> took about an hour
26:00 <Serenity> its been lovely and warm today
26:00 <Serenity> after spending 4 days in albany its almost a heat wave
26:00 <xm> yeah, didnt enjoy the sun much but the wind really cooled things down
27:00 <xm> did TheRiddler invite you over and show you everything in his toy museum
27:00 <Serenity> hahaha noo
27:00 <Serenity> we went camping
27:00 <Lish> Yessssssss Brooklyn nine nine is back
27:00 <xm> "oi dont touch the glass. you'll leave fingerprints"
28:00 <xm> did you happen to have any uni work to do during that break
28:00 <Serenity> yeah quite a bit lol
28:00 <Serenity> i have a lot of catching up to do
28:00 <matrix> Oh and I was having such a good night
28:00 <Picard> Serenity you made it out of the wilderness?
28:00 <Serenity> you can leave if you wish, No one is stopping you
29:00 <Serenity> lol i wasnt in the wilderness
30:00 <Picard> giddy uppppppppppp
30:00 <Picard> you went camping?
30:00 <Serenity> yes on a beach not the wilderness lol
30:00 <Picard> i was worried your husband killed you and buried u in a shallow grave
31:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity picard missed you
31:00 <Serenity> pff he wouldnt do that
31:00 <TokenDaRing> he was pining for you
31:00 <Serenity> i nearly killed myself though lol
31:00 <Picard> i did miss Serenity
31:00 <Lish> lol
32:00 <Picard> Serenity is in my top 5 list
32:00 <Picard> actuallt top 3
32:00 <Lish> Who are the others
32:00 <Picard> you
32:00 <Lish> Ew
34:00 <Picard> Lwaxana welcome and hello
34:00 <Picard> ness hello
34:00 <Lish> I love this show so much
34:00 <Lish> It makes me happy
35:00 <ness> hey there
35:00 <TokenDaRing> Hi Picard
36:00 <Picard> Zade is on my top 5 list
36:00 <MrMark> u behaving Serenity?
36:00 <xm> yeah, it does affect me a little when people that are the Pillars of IRC (quote me on that one day) disappear from IRC. i just dont like a change in routine or in my environment. i would chuck an autistic fit if Longie ever made ChanOP invisible everywhere or changed its nick to FaLlEn^AnGel
36:00 <Digerati> holy shit windows backup is much better than restore
36:00 <Digerati> hi xm
36:00 <xm> ey Digerati 
36:00 <Digerati> xm, i switched off restore
36:00 <Digerati> it's fucking bulshit
36:00 <xm> restore of what
37:00 <Picard> how are you?
37:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm good
37:00 <TokenDaRing> just having coffee and chilling out
37:00 <Zade> as the hottest looking people Picard?
37:00 <Digerati> in win7
37:00 <Digerati> i do a backup now in another partition
37:00 <Picard> no
37:00 <Lish> Xm, I want to punch you in the face
37:00 <Lish> Don't be so insane
37:00 <ShadowLurker> youre all wankers that contributed to the downfall or austnet as we know it
37:00 <Digerati> it is a bit extreme xm
37:00 <ShadowLurker> of*
37:00 <Digerati> i know
38:00 <Zade> what is this top 5 list then?
38:00 <Digerati> but at least i can test software, and if the software gets to tedious i can go basck to the original point
38:00 <TokenDaRing> ShadowLurker IRC is dying because the world is moving on
38:00 <xm> Lish -- feel free to punch me in the face. just do it to the right. my nose is crooked to the left from the last IRC female punching me
38:00 <ShadowLurker> no
38:00 <ShadowLurker> irc isnt dead
38:00 <Lish> Hahahaha 
38:00 <Picard> top 5 people i like in here
38:00 <Digerati> how you been xm ?
38:00 <Lish> I love you xm 
38:00 <Zade> oh ok cool
38:00 <ShadowLurker> many other servers are still thriving
38:00 <Zade> i like you as well Picard
38:00 <ShadowLurker> its the assholes here that are driving our good chatter base away
38:00 <xm> Digerati, OK. just really, really caffienated at the moment
38:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont blame them
39:00 <xm> caffeinated*
39:00 <Digerati> i went to the monastery geek orthodox xm, to detox from alcohol and cigs :) so i am clean now yeah, my brother convinced me, he is  monk, i am sought of agnostic
39:00 <Digerati> i am learning but :) heh
40:00 <Picard> good stuff
40:00 <Digerati> were not worthy !!! :)
40:00 <Digerati> hehe
40:00 <paNdiS> u go slinky J
40:00 <paNdiS> Digerati long time
40:00 <Digerati> kinda freaky dressing in monks clothes
40:00 <Digerati> hey pandis
40:00 <paNdiS> how's stuff?
40:00 <Digerati> i got 3 kids, and wife died
41:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive are u ban evading?
41:00 <TokenDaRing> looks like he is again
41:00 <Picard> lol
41:00 <Digerati> such is life...
41:00 <paNdiS> yes it is
41:00 <Fez> Pandis
41:00 <xm> if you tell them about IRC they might try to get you detoxed from that too
41:00 <Digerati> but hey, it's a long and winding road
41:00 <paNdiS> though I could never comprehend that
41:00 <ShadowLurker> lol xm
41:00 <Serenity> [6:36pm] <MrMark> u behaving Serenity?
41:00 <Serenity> of course
41:00 <Digerati> dude, irc is a drug
41:00 <xm> you'll be looked in a room and given bread and water through a slot
41:00 <Digerati> a worthy drug
42:00 <Digerati> irc is the drug for all
42:00 <Picard> paNdiS is ban evading?
42:00 <ShadowLurker> you talk about irc as if this server is the entirety of irc
42:00 <paNdiS> no
42:00 <Picard> it hasnt been a week
42:00 <paNdiS> and shh Picard, go break another asiatic elephants back.
42:00 <ShadowLurker> lol Picard
43:00 <Skirmish> Nah he's not evading because the ban wasn't set "properly".  So that means they want him to log back in.
43:00 <TokenDaRing> and he's just "autojoining"
43:00 <TokenDaRing> it's ok if it's autojoin, really
43:00 <Skirmish> ooomp said hello to me.  *pinches himself*
43:00 <paNdiS> it's a week tomorrow..
43:00 <ShadowLurker> thats about the 5th time ive heard that today
43:00 <ShadowLurker> and youre right
43:00 <xm> when you tell them you connect to this mysterious IRC through this "portal" of "6667" they will freak out and quote Saint John the Prophet of the Book of Revelation who wrote the prophecy about the Beast on the island of Patmos
43:00 <paNdiS> if Maurice wants me to leave till then, I will.
43:00 <paNdiS> don't go on about it like a child Picard.
43:00 <Digerati> pandis, it aint that, my sister lost the plot, my mum was 90 and dided last month, my dad was 90 and died 3 years ago, phenomena is they both died on the same month and same date
43:00 <paNdiS> whoah!!!
43:00 <TokenDaRing> paNdiS is dodging ban
43:00 <paNdiS> that's a little romantic tbh
43:00 <Digerati> totally
43:00 <paNdiS> same date thing
43:00 <paNdiS> i love it
44:00 <Picard> he is whining in pm
44:00 <Digerati> spiritual pathos
44:00 <xm> that is really odd Digerati 
44:00 <Digerati> it is xm
44:00 <paNdiS> wait you're older than me yer i think
44:00 <xm> couldve been a bit of nostalgia depression
44:00 <xm> on that day
44:00 <paNdiS> cause im 32 and mum's 68
44:00 <xm> nostalgic*
44:00 <Digerati> august 10th
44:00 <paNdiS> my bday is aug 12th
44:00 <matrix> Hmmm
44:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!
44:00 <paNdiS> glad it wasnt my bday
44:00 <xm> mine's feb 30!!!
44:00 <paNdiS> or I'd have two awesome friendly ghost friends bro
44:00 <paNdiS> :(
45:00 <Skirmish> Saying what? It's so unfair? 
45:00 <paNdiS> jk
45:00 <matrix> Hmmm
45:00 <couleurs> my bday is on ps4
45:00 <paNdiS> i dont remember the date my dad died or month
45:00 <matrix> This conversation is getting weird
45:00 <Digerati> it is nucking futs
45:00 <paNdiS> would piss me off every year to remember
45:00 <Digerati> my brother the monk explained
45:00 <Digerati> i understood
45:00 <paNdiS> dont talk to his side nemore, cept for 2 cousins
45:00 <paNdiS> "the monk"?
45:00 <Picard> paNdiS why are u exempt from bans?
45:00 <paNdiS> hey pm for a sec
45:00 <Digerati> he is a priest/monk
45:00 <Digerati> christian monk
46:00 <Skirmish> Hello Lwaxana how are you this evening? 
46:00 <Picard> why is Lwaxana lurking?
46:00 <paNdiS> Picard I'm not and if she wants me to leave she will make me leave, now leave it alone.
46:00 <paNdiS> oh
46:00 <Digerati> call him "friar tuck"
46:00 <paNdiS> like um
46:00 <Picard> u should leave
46:00 <paNdiS> thingo from aliens
46:00 <paNdiS> chest burster guy
46:00 <Picard> no one wants u here
46:00 <paNdiS> fk!!
46:00 <Digerati> i am one of his merry men
46:00 <paNdiS> his brother is a christian monk
46:00 <Digerati> har de har har har
46:00 <paNdiS> lol!!
46:00 <Digerati> making a round table for him soon
47:00 <Skirmish> Probably because there has been a flag on you since you came back into the country Picard. 
47:00 <Picard> lol
47:00 <Picard> i was honest on my arriving passenger card
47:00 <Digerati> no pandis
47:00 <Digerati> aint seen that film
47:00 <paNdiS> see it
47:00 <Digerati> does tpb have it ?
47:00 <Digerati> robin hood gives !
48:00 <Skirmish> So there is no thai boy in your rape dungeon?
48:00 <Picard> no
48:00 <Skirmish> Vietnamese? 
48:00 <Picard> I do have a thai girl on layby
48:00 <Skirmish> Any other country that borders thailand?
48:00 <Picard> she is mine when she turns 18
48:00 <Skirmish> She is 6yo now?
48:00 <Picard> malaysia
48:00 <ness> im going to Bali, to meet ketut
48:00 <Picard> 17
48:00 <Digerati> hey even homeless people have laptops !
48:00 <Digerati> so why not share some movies with them
49:00 <Skirmish> He will give you herpes ness.
49:00 <Skirmish> At best ... 
49:00 <Picard> she has them already
49:00 <Skirmish> 95% of people over the age of 65yo have herpes. 
49:00 <ness> eww herpes
49:00 <Skirmish> Never kiss your grandparents.
49:00 <Digerati> :P
49:00 <paNdiS> haha
49:00 <Digerati> hehehe
49:00 <paNdiS> i've gotta give my laptop away nxt yr 
49:00 <paNdiS> get a new one
49:00 <couleurs> get a ps4 1
49:00 <Digerati> i fucking downloaded over 1000 movies from yify
49:00 <paNdiS> fuck ps4
49:00 <paNdiS> i love yify
49:00 <couleurs> fukc u
49:00 <paNdiS> watched Prisoners today
49:00 <Digerati> 1080p
49:00 <paNdiS> dld off him
49:00 <paNdiS> word
49:00 <Digerati> he is the best
49:00 <paNdiS> his rips
49:00 <Digerati> he is the only one i trust
50:00 <Picard> lol
50:00 <Picard> mine are dead
50:00 <Skirmish> All the more reason to stop kissing them.
50:00 <Picard> yes
50:00 <ness> picard the necrophiliac
50:00 <Picard> no.
50:00 <paNdiS> look better than the actual dvd
50:00 <paNdiS> yep
50:00 <paNdiS> well anonymousX isnt bad
50:00 <paNdiS> however his name is spelt
50:00 <Digerati> took me ten damn years to find someone like that
50:00 <paNdiS> he's my go to second person
50:00 <paNdiS> no shit!
50:00 <Digerati> but i got my moneys worth
50:00 <paNdiS> haha the movie ends and you get a YIFY banner
50:00 <Digerati> bought a 5tb hdd
50:00 <paNdiS> fuck yea
50:00 <paNdiS> hahaha
50:00 <paNdiS> i was wonderin why my laptop was so slow
51:00 <Skirmish> Doodle is a carrier and is slowly giving herpes to all of his town.
51:00 <Skirmish> He has no symptoms though. 
51:00 <Digerati> all rips over 2 gig
51:00 <Digerati> nice
51:00 <paNdiS> copied movies to 1tb hdd and it works sweet now
51:00 <paNdiS> yer
51:00 <paNdiS> want quality man
51:00 <paNdiS> um
51:00 <paNdiS> i saw err
51:00 <paNdiS> only dvd rip tho
51:00 <Digerati> i hope he survives the fcc
51:00 <paNdiS> dawn of the planet of the apes
51:00 <paNdiS> i think
51:00 <paNdiS> so soon yify will have that up
51:00 <Digerati> yte took over his site
51:00 <paNdiS> oh?
52:00 <ness> what ever happened to free love
52:00 <ness> can't do anything without fear of catching something
52:00 <ness> guess we should all become monogamous
52:00 <SpanishGuy> lol
52:00 <Digerati> want the site ?
52:00 <paNdiS> what's happenin with the two pbay guys?
52:00 <Digerati> dont give it to too many people
52:00 <paNdiS> yer
52:00 <Digerati> hang on
52:00 <paNdiS> nah wont
53:00 <Saemon> female presence in here gets me horny
53:00 <Saemon> im straight to the point
53:00 <ness> Saemon have we met before you came on me!!
54:00 <Saemon> nah i dont believe in having to know ppl first
54:00 <Saemon> i do what i want where i want when i want how i want to whom i want
54:00 <Saemon> thats how i roll
54:00 <ness> oh gee, i guess that makes you like every other male
55:00 <Skirmish> Formulating my thesis statement is annoying. 
55:00 <Skirmish> Not enough info, no, you can't ask a question in it, blah blah blah blah.
55:00 <couleurs> agreed.
56:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish I have that issue too
56:00 <TokenDaRing> it's annoying
56:00 <Skirmish> ness: you are obviously meeting the wrong kind of guys if you generalise like that. 
56:00 <Picard> use ya hand its the safest option
56:00 <Saemon> British^Meat
56:00 <Saemon> are you there?
56:00 <Skirmish> Serenity is back in the channel and it's so quiet compared to last night. Already her presence has created good. 
56:00 <Picard> pity u are here
56:00 <TheRiddler> been playing titanfall
57:00 <Skirmish> You've got hands like Hobbits Picard. Hairy and covered in warts. 
57:00 <Skirmish> A hoi there Maurice. 
57:00 <Maurice> Howdy Skirmish
57:00 <Picard> lol Skirmish
57:00 <Saemon> heya Maurice sup
57:00 <ness> here is a reading recommendation for you 
57:00 <ness> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=how+not+to+be+a+dick&espv=2&biw=1366&bih=667&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=0DopVKPQLsnd8AWeqIHoAw&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=tBdgAi4342sYSM%253A%3BFq7nR9r_fXdXYM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Femergingthoughts.com%252Fimages%252Fproducts%252F8778.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Femergingthoughts.com%252FHow-Not-to-Be-a-Dick.html%3B525%3B525
57:00 <Skirmish> So long as I do not have to get it off the library database or proquest ... bring it on.
57:00 <Skirmish> Come now Picard are you going to have your panties in a twist again tonight? 
57:00 <Skirmish> What happened man. You used to be cool ... well not really, but you weren't as painful as you were yesterday. 
57:00 <TheRiddler> I am now doing well enough to get near the top of the scores
57:00 <TheRiddler> every round
57:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: Never played that game. Any good? 
58:00 <Saemon> is that meant for me ness?
58:00 <ness> yeah for you
58:00 <Saemon> im not a being dick im just an alpha male
58:00 <ness> on something for Skirmish to base his thesis on
58:00 <British^Meat> here and there
58:00 <Skirmish> lol alpha male. 
58:00 <stevenn> rippn bongs with nerd in my call priceless!
58:00 <Saemon> British^Meat i wish to have words with you
58:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish I think he's going through a mid life crisis
58:00 <TheRiddler> with occasional bad game every so often
58:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: Quite possible. 
58:00 <TheRiddler> it's ok
58:00 <Skirmish> It's based around the mech warrior game type yeah? 
58:00 <TheRiddler> yes
59:00 <British^Meat> ok
59:00 <matrix> How is everyone
59:00 <stevenn> 'Dude your going to die'
59:00 <Saemon> whats your problem with me British^Meat?
59:00 <Skirmish> I am basing mine on the language used by governments to describe terrorism and how it has had unforeseen consequences. 
59:00 <Skirmish> Now how much of a try hard Saemon is.
59:00 <Skirmish> Not*
59:00 <British^Meat> youre a douchebag
59:00 <Skirmish> They need to go back to Robotech and watch that show and get back to the awesome basics. 
59:00 <Skirmish> I WANT AN F14 THAT TURNS INTO A ROBOT WITH A HUGE GUN! 
59:00 <TheRiddler> there has yet to be a good robotech game
59:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1797628_646893772091977_3028021328901202668_n.jpg?oh=fec84e71282891a82b5d4c4fda6a84ab&oe=54C9F5E1&__gda__=1422768040_c49b2efaed776273f32e96324db334ff
59:00 <Skirmish> MUST have skull and cross bones on the rear stabilisers. 
59:00 <TheRiddler> the lastest couple have been decent
00:00 <Saemon> and why's that?
00:00 <Saemon> brcause others say so?
00:00 <matrix> Yes why is that
00:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish I just did an essay on how Muslims are marginalised and presented as a monolithic culture in Australian media
00:00 <British^Meat> u did threaten me
00:00 <British^Meat> i dont take well to threats
00:00 <British^Meat> u dig?
00:00 <Saemon> well you did respected me and wronged me first
00:00 <Skirmish> ness: You have to understand that Saemon is a tiny weedy guy. He needs the internet to project himself to how he wishes he was, compared to how he really is.
00:00 <British^Meat> its like my defense mechanism
00:00 <Saemon> that was a consequence of your actions.
00:00 <Saemon> every action has a reaction mate
00:00 <Saemon> you reap what you sow
00:00 <matrix> Ok this is weird
00:00 <Skirmish> lol Maurice. 
00:00 <Skirmish> Oh dear that poor child. 
01:00 <British^Meat> Saemon, i know youre one of those dudes that has to act like a cock just to get ppl to talk to you....
01:00 <matrix> Skirmish days Saemon is tiny and weedy
01:00 <matrix> Yet others say he is fat
01:00 <British^Meat> i'll entertain you for now, but its getting a bit boring
01:00 <matrix> Which is it
01:00 <British^Meat> its nothing new
01:00 <matrix> Come on you guys can't even get your stories right
01:00 <Skirmish> matrix: I am talking about his inner being. His self esteem. It's barely there. He's a nobody.
01:00 <matrix> You all like to pretend you are better than the other one
01:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: I have got Robotech at home on DVD box set. I remember running around primary school pretending I was an uber cool robot instead of an uber cool kid. 
01:00 <Skirmish> Oh ... he left. I set it up for him and he's not around.
02:00 <matrix> You are all as bad as each other
02:00 <matrix> Saemon has goals
02:00 <matrix> I have seen that
02:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: That is one of the consequences to their use of language I am exploring in my essay. 
02:00 <Saemon> in front of Haighs chocolate store tomoro at rundle mall 2pm British^Meat
02:00 <Saemon> u want to settle this
02:00 <matrix> Why can't you all be nice
02:00 <Saemon> meet you there
02:00 <British^Meat> nah
02:00 <Skirmish> Because the media now just retype a lot of what people say instead of objectively reporting on it.
02:00 <matrix> Build each other up instead of using faults to destroy ppl for humour
02:00 <TheRiddler> ;p;
02:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: I think you may have hit it right on the head. He is having a mid life crisis. 
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <TheRiddler> I have the series
03:00 <matrix> This is why irc has died
03:00 <MrMark> boo
03:00 <matrix> Nobody is nice
03:00 <Saemon> British^Meat what if i said that i actually have a crush on you
03:00 <Saemon> how would u feel about this?
03:00 <Skirmish> matrix: It saddens me to the core of my soul that so many people here are desperate wannabes. 
03:00 <Skirmish> I take no pleasure in pointing out their shortcomings. 
03:00 <TokenDaRing> matrix IRC has died because the rest of the Internet has moved on to bigger and better things
03:00 <Saemon> im beginning to fall for you
03:00 <matrix> Skirmish then stop pretending to be one yourself
03:00 <Saemon> like how i've fallen for bastardly_one
03:00 <British^Meat> youre making me feel really stupid by replying to you Saemon
03:00 <British^Meat> so im done, c ya
03:00 <Saemon> is it possible to be in love with 2 ppl at the same time?
03:00 <TheRiddler> I had there was 4 robotech games
03:00 <TheRiddler> 1 for ps2 n gamecube
03:00 <TheRiddler> 1 for gba
03:00 <TheRiddler> 1 for mobile
03:00 <TheRiddler> and 1 for orignal xbox
03:00 <Skirmish> Never played any of them lol
03:00 <TheRiddler> only the gamecube n ps2 1 was any good
04:00 <Saemon> oh no i didnt mean to creep you out or anything 
04:00 <Skirmish> matrix: To be what? To be a strong willed alpha male with the ability to communicate? I don't need to try to portray that. It comes naturally.
04:00 <matrix> Saemon you can love whoever you want but stop being a dick if you want ppl to be nice
04:00 <matrix> Skirmish you are so Alpha male yet you live here on irc?
04:00 <Saemon> im not being a dick
04:00 <Saemon> ppl just keep on saying that about me
04:00 <Saemon> because they want to seem cool
04:00 <Skirmish> I think it has cooled down enough now to turn one of the air cons off.
05:00 <Skirmish> There are some people here that are beyond help. You need to identify them matrix and not drawn negative scrutiny upon yourself by attempting to defend them.
05:00 <matrix> Saemon in know what people say but no point justifying there comments by replying
05:00 <matrix> In = I
05:00 <Skirmish> I live here?  Tonight is my first visit in days.  Where do I live for the rest of my time? 
05:00 <Saemon> im the Apex male in herre
05:00 <Saemon> Alpha Apex
05:00 <simba> wb Serenity
05:00 <MrMark> u behaving Serenity?
06:00 <matrix> Skirmish you get your Alpha by humiliating others.  That doesn't make you Alpha.  It makes you a cowardly bully
06:00 <Skirmish> You're just as much an idiot as the rest of these peanuts matrix. Hop into the box with Saemon, Digerati and Panda. 
06:00 <matrix> Exactly my point Skirmish
06:00 <matrix> You have no idea who I am do you
06:00 <Skirmish> How come you were in hiding the whole time Serenity was away simba?  WE NEEDED YOU TO STEP UP! 
07:00 <Skirmish> It would make me a cowardly bully if I wasn't the type of person that would say the exact same thing in person. I am not a coward. 
07:00 <matrix> Yet you will try humiliating me to pretend to be cool and popular
07:00 <matrix> Lol
07:00 <Skirmish> You're another of the mental heads that frequent this channel. I remember you having your falling out with Jewel. Hypocrite. 
07:00 <matrix> You wouldn't say it to my face Skirmish.  That I can assure you
07:00 <matrix> I did have a falling out with Jewel
07:00 <matrix> So what
07:00 <simba> ive been right here
07:00 <Serenity> dont get too comfy im not staying
07:00 <simba> y not
08:00 <matrix> People drift apart. She was someone I spoke to here only
08:00 <matrix> Life changes
08:00 <Skirmish> lol "I assure you".  Now who is making assumptions on others they do not know? 
08:00 <Skirmish> Contradiction is the new "in" thing. 
08:00 <matrix> Skirmish, many people say things here they would not say to my face
08:00 <matrix> Despite the assurances
08:00 <matrix> Fear does that to ppl 
08:00 <ness> oh enough boys, u all need to get laid and calm the fuck down
08:00 <ShadowLurker> cos fuckheads
08:00 <Skirmish> Yeah but can't let fuckheads win. 
09:00 <TokenDaRing> matrix if you don't like how people are on IRC, maybe it's not a good place for you?
09:00 <Skirmish> So you are making similar assumptions as you say others here are demonstrating poor form for doing? 
09:00 <matrix> Shh ness.  I am enjoying this 
09:00 <TokenDaRing> I mean if I walk into a bar and I don't like the place or how the people are, I leave
09:00 <Picard> ffs my head and eye hurts
09:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing speaks wise words. 
09:00 <matrix> Skirmish you think you are top dog here
09:00 <Skirmish> I KNOW I am top dog here. 
09:00 <ShadowLurker> theres a point you get to where you just cant give a shit anymore
09:00 <MrMark> i know where that point is
09:00 <ShadowLurker> and lets face it
09:00 <simba> are you leaving too ShadowLurker
09:00 <ShadowLurker> 90% of this channel is drug fucked unstable psychopaths
09:00 <ShadowLurker> quite possibly
10:00 <Picard> Skirmish is a bottom feeder, nothing more
10:00 <matrix> What makes you better than everyone else
10:00 <Picard> nothing, he is no better then you and i matrix, or panda for that matter'
10:00 <matrix> What makes Skirmish better than TokenDaRing or B1 or anyone else
10:00 <Picard> he just thinks he is
10:00 <Lish> Picard you pedo 
10:00 <Lish> What's cracking
10:00 <ness> Picard did Saemon get you in the eye too?
10:00 <Skirmish> matrix: My mental status. My socio-economic position. My ability to engage with other intelligent like minded people and the ability to dismiss those who are scumbags. 
10:00 <Picard> Lish im erect, would you care to get me off
10:00 <Lish> What happened to serenity
10:00 <simba> lol
10:00 <ShadowLurker> we might set up an alternative meeting place for the select few that are decent to talk to
10:00 <simba> howd u work out that stat
10:00 <Skirmish> :( This will ruin austnet for me. 
10:00 <ShadowLurker> the rest can go fuck themselves
11:00 <Lish> Where did she go
11:00 <matrix> And where do you class my mental status in your oh so wise judgment? ?
11:00 <Picard> her husband took her camping and killed her
11:00 <TokenDaRing> Lish she probably got tired of IRC
11:00 <Skirmish> Wait a minute. I never said I was above everyone, I just said I was top dog. I am happy to share the title with those worthy of obtaining it. 
11:00 <British^Meat> gawd, all he did was give Saemon, a complete dickhead, some shit
11:00 <British^Meat> Y is this dude defending saemon?
11:00 <Picard> she is in the western australian outback
11:00 <Lish> TokenDaRing: Doesn't sound like serenity 
11:00 <Lish> Oh why Picard ?
11:00 <matrix> Saemon has shown me a side that y I u guys seem to not see
11:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <Skirmish> If I don't get an invite I am going to be quite upset. 
11:00 <Skirmish> You can't leave me here with these retards. 
11:00 <simba> you guys have developed quite the hatred for this chat software
11:00 <Serenity> its nothing to do with the software
11:00 <Serenity> its the fucking idiots who frequent
12:00 <Lish> Oh seems right
12:00 <matrix> Maybe because I am not looking for Saemon to be a dick
12:00 <British^Meat> have fun chatting to him then
12:00 <Skirmish> I am sure serenity has her reasons for not being here.  Because she is sick of the collective shit on here would not be all that amazing. 
12:00 <ness> i trained like a mofo at the gym today. 
12:00 <British^Meat> he's allllllllllllllllllllllllllllll yours
12:00 <Picard> she in on holidays ffs are u cunts stupid?
12:00 <Lish> Grats ness, want medal?
12:00 <Skirmish> If I had things to do at work I wouldn't find myself here 85% of the time.
12:00 <matrix> British^Meat Noone here is anyone's
12:00 <Lish> I hope she doesn't come back
12:00 <Zade> oh so irc gives annual leave
12:00 <Picard> thats nasty
12:00 <Skirmish> ness: Please tell me you have nothing to do with crossfit. 
12:00 <matrix> We all come here for the same reason
12:00 <MrMark> no i love IRC
12:00 <simba> yea thats what i meant
12:00 <MrMark> i been here since 96
12:00 <Skirmish> There is no chance that upper management will allow a clean out?>
12:00 <ShadowLurker> theyve all but given up
12:00 <Serenity> have you seen longie lately?
12:00 <simba> why dont you just ban the idiots? lol
12:00 <ShadowLurker> whinging
12:00 <ShadowLurker> whining
13:00 <ness> no just a padlock for my pantry.......i feel im going to raid it
13:00 <Lish> I find her annoying 
13:00 <matrix> We are bored and have nothing better to do
13:00 <Lish> Hahah ness, I do that when I work out hard
13:00 <Doodle> i mean pantry
13:00 <Picard> the blacklist
13:00 <ness> freudian slip
13:00 <Doodle> happens
13:00 <Skirmish> When you work out hard it is good to allow your body to consume some carbs.  Helps with recovery. 
13:00 <Lish> The blacklist? 
13:00 <Picard> yes.
13:00 <Saemon> theres no point of working out, if you're gona ruin it all by stuffing your face with 5 big macs afterwards
13:00 <Doodle> mmm 5 big macs
13:00 <simba> so?
13:00 <Skirmish> I understand your feelings, but I wish there was an alternative. 
13:00 <Serenity> lol meh i doubt my life will end not coming here
13:00 <Serenity> had a pretty good 2 weeks so far
13:00 <Lumeah> Nope
14:00 <Picard> what about 4 big macs?
14:00 <Picard> is that ok?
14:00 <Lish> What's the blacklist?
14:00 <ness> i dont think ive ever had 4 or 5 big macs
14:00 <Saemon> ask your mum Picard
14:00 <Picard> a tv show
14:00 <Zade> a shit tv show
14:00 <Lish> Oh 
14:00 <Saemon> she likes hers with extra semen
14:00 <Lish> Sounds dumb
14:00 <Doodle> yeah i'd be lucky to get one down
14:00 <Picard> Zade how dare you
14:00 <Skirmish> I used to stop in at Maccas and have 2 x cheeseburgers after a good session. 
14:00 <Lish> I'm watching big brother
14:00 <Zade> hello Picard
14:00 <Lish> It's amazing 
14:00 <ness> i had chicken salad.  Then a few crackers with feta cheese
14:00 <Picard> lol bog brother is for cretens
14:00 <ness> made a cup of tea so i don't eat anything else
14:00 <Doodle> yum feta
14:00 <Saemon> omg Lish
14:00 <matrix> Well the person I want to see isn't here so I will bid you all good night
14:00 <Saemon> whose your fav housemate?
14:00 <Skirmish> Can I have your ops then?  :) 
14:00 <Serenity> no one asked you harig
14:00 <Serenity> hagrid
14:00 <Serenity> no ones getting my ops
14:00 <Skirmish> But imagine the fun I could have with them!! 
15:00 <Saemon> i love aisha
15:00 <Lish> I like laws on
15:00 <Saemon> and priya
15:00 <Lish> Lawson
15:00 <ness> night matrix
15:00 <Lish> And Sandra
15:00 <Picard> priya is a mole
15:00 <Doodle> [21:14] <Saemon> i love cock
15:00 <angelic_angel> Gemma
15:00 <Lish> Aisha is ok 
15:00 <Skirmish> The mrs makes a lovely alfalfa and feta salad with no lettuce. I quite like it.
15:00 <angelic_angel> Big brother good this yr
15:00 <Lish> I don't like priyas accent 
15:00 <Lish> Haha
15:00 <Doodle> feta and olives
15:00 <Lish> Yeah I'm into it 
15:00 <Doodle> hngg
15:00 <Saemon> is there a problem with that? are you homophobic Doodle?
15:00 <Skirmish> It basically regulates this channel to eventually end up where it was 18 months ago if you leave. The rest of the server is pretty much dead.  
15:00 <ShadowLurker> thems the breaks
15:00 <simba> have you considered relinquishing your ops so you dont have that pressure anymore
15:00 <simba> the nyou can enjoy your chat experience
15:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
16:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: She doesn't like olives, so I miss out on those :( 
16:00 <Doodle> no i'm not scared of homos
16:00 <Saemon> i would suck your cock Doodle given the chancwe
16:00 <ness> i love olives, and hummous and cheese
16:00 <Doodle> dont be revolting
16:00 <Saemon> bite down abit if you're naughty Doodle ;P
16:00 <Zade> Saemon do you have a gag reflex?
16:00 <Saemon> nope
16:00 <Saemon> ive practiced plenty on bananas
16:00 <Skirmish> I know it is not your intention ... but you guys leaving will kill this server for those of us that don't want it full of rampaging fools. 
16:00 <Serenity> whats ops got to do with anything?
16:00 <ShadowLurker> that would be unbearable
16:00 <Serenity> not sure why everyone has to worry about my ops its not even anything to do with anything
16:00 <simba> idk i thought it was the idiots that pester you
16:00 <simba> after the bans
16:00 <Skirmish> You have been responsible for banning the worst offenders Serenity. To a point, your ops have made a massive difference. 
17:00 <Picard> lol
17:00 <ness> homos lol i love them tooooo
17:00 <Zade> try 750 ml water bottles
17:00 <Picard> zade can deepthroat
17:00 <Lish> lol
17:00 <Lish> You people are weird
17:00 <Skirmish> See this is why Saemon can be so easily dismissed as a fuckwit. He just says shit for the shock value trying to desperately get a rise out of people. 
17:00 <Picard> says u
17:00 <TheRiddler> everyone rejoiced when you banned pieter
17:00 <ShadowLurker> and tbh
17:00 <TheRiddler> :p
17:00 <ShadowLurker> what thanks has she gotten
17:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <simba> what
17:00 <Serenity> the whole world will rejoice when hes gone from RL too ash
17:00 <TheRiddler> it's a unappreciative occupation
18:00 <Lish> I'm normal 
18:00 <Picard> bullshit
18:00 <Zade> would be no neeed on you Picard, yours wouldnt even tickle the tonsils 
18:00 <Lish> True story
18:00 <Doodle> :\
18:00 <Picard> bite me poof
18:00 <Lish> lol
18:00 <Serenity> i genuinely dont care about anything to do with my ops or the people who are banned as a result of them
18:00 <Serenity> not sure why everyones so concerned about it
19:00 <Picard> Lish tit pics please
19:00 <Doodle> seconded
19:00 <Lish> Never
19:00 <Picard> do it
19:00 <Saemon> errrr Skirmish not i dont
19:00 <Picard> prude
19:00 <Saemon> im bisexual
19:00 <Skirmish> She might have feral flappy tits. Be careful what you ask for. 
19:00 <Lish> I'm not desperate for attention from irc creepers
19:00 <Picard> tits are tits
19:00 <Picard> u want irc creepers
19:00 <Skirmish> I asked Ana_Ng. Regretted it instantly.
19:00 <Doodle> lol
19:00 <Lish> Pass
19:00 <Picard> lol
19:00 <Picard> share Skirmish
19:00 <simba> arent they the idiots that are ruining irc for you
19:00 <Skirmish> Because they stay away for the most part now because they know you will just re-ban them. Once you leave, they will return. 
19:00 <Serenity> simba i come here to talk to like 6 people
19:00 <Serenity> the rest of you ruin it by just being here
19:00 <Serenity> yourself included
19:00 <simba> lol
19:00 <simba> do you hate me now
19:00 <simba> is it because i said i missed you
19:00 <Serenity> i dont anything you
20:00 <Skirmish> I do not keep pics or links that people share with me.
20:00 <Picard> loser
20:00 <Doodle> i do
20:00 <Skirmish> Plus, I am doing you a favour by not showing you if I did have it.
20:00 <Doodle> i have all of you
20:00 <Doodle> naked
20:00 <Serenity> besides not trust you
20:00 <simba> why would you trust or distrust me
20:00 <Skirmish> There's obviously a lot more to this .... 
20:00 <simba> first i'd hear of it
20:00 <Digerati> simba
20:00 <Digerati> howdy
21:00 <Skirmish> Maybe women don't show you their bodies because you come across as such a lecherous fuckwit Picard.  Try a different angle. 
21:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish also they know he's married
21:00 <Picard> says the channel cretin lol
22:00 <Skirmish> Married shmarried. Women enjoy enticing men that are married. 
22:00 <Lish> Hhaha
22:00 <Picard> women love married men
22:00 <Skirmish> Not you though. 
22:00 <Picard> for several reasons
22:00 <Doodle> lol
22:00 <Picard> 1- we dont get attached
22:00 <Picard> 2- we dont tell anyone
22:00 <Skirmish> 1-Picard would get attached. 
22:00 <Skirmish> 2-Picard would tell everyone.
22:00 <Picard> 3-we dont have diseases
23:00 <Skirmish> 3-Picard has EDKTM
23:00 <Doodle> 4- you know how to take orders
23:00 <Picard> 4- we spoil then
23:00 <Skirmish> Every Disease Known To Man.
23:00 <Picard> lol Doodle
23:00 <Doodle> 5- you know how to give all your money away
23:00 <Lish> Having a rug in the bathroom is weird
23:00 <Lish> I think.... 
23:00 <Skirmish> You spoil them?  I thought you said you didn't get attached? 
23:00 <Skirmish> Why are you spending money on a chick if you're not attached?
23:00 <Picard> who has a rug in the bathroom?
23:00 <Zade> you forgot easy target for blackmail 
23:00 <ShadowLurker> *cricket* *cricket*
23:00 <Skirmish> Well .... I say bahumbug. 
23:00 <Serenity> you can add me on fb if you want lol
24:00 <Skirmish> Lish: If that is code for what I think it is. Wax the bathroom. 
24:00 <Doodle> looool
24:00 <Picard> blackmail lol
24:00 <Lish> Hahaha Skirmish 
24:00 <Lish> It's not code
24:00 <Lish> In big brother they have a rug in the bathroom
24:00 <Lish> It's gross
24:00 <mrdanger> lololololol
24:00 <Digerati> hey serenity
24:00 <Digerati> long time no see
24:00 <Serenity> that was at Skirmish not an open invitation
24:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
24:00 <Skirmish> Suck it losers! *sticks both middle fingers up at the rest of the channel*
25:00 <Picard> fuck bb
25:00 <Doodle> its to sweep all the pubes under
25:00 <Skirmish> I must admit I have enjoyed watching Picard list all the ways he thinks he knows women. You should just be happy you found one bored enough to marry you Picard and continue to ignore the fact she is fucking at least 2 of your "mates". 
25:00 <Doodle> or maybe it is pubes
25:00 <Saemon> why is it gross Lish?
25:00 <ness> how good does sonia kruger look
25:00 <Lish> Yeah nasty 
25:00 <Doodle> jesus christ Skirmish
25:00 <Lish> Because of hair and other gross bathroom things Saemon 
25:00 <Doodle> make me look all the way over to the right of the screen why dont ya
25:00 <Picard> lol @ Skirmish thinking he knows anything
25:00 <Picard> this cunt really does think he us superior to people
25:00 <Picard> is**
25:00 <Zade> wb Picard
25:00 <Picard> back
25:00 <Picard> t
25:00 <Picard> y
26:00 <Lish> ness: She looks ok for 1000000 but I wish she'd start the Botox again. Too many wrinkles
26:00 <Skirmish> Welcome to 14 years ago Picard. 
26:00 <Picard> you are nothing more then a loser with nothing to do so u come on irc
26:00 <Picard> no different to anyone here
26:00 <Lish> Play nice kids
26:00 <mrdanger> no fair Skirmish, much jealous
27:00 <Skirmish> Do you get tired of being wrong Picard? 
27:00 <ness> you are all here, you are all losers
27:00 <Lish> Hahaha 
27:00 <ness> now shut the fuck up
27:00 <Picard> clearly on this i am not wrong
27:00 <Picard> Skirmish you need to face reality
27:00 <Skirmish> Using irc, to insult someone that comes on irc is the height of stupidity. 
27:00 <Serenity> im on the hard stuff tonight. ginger beer yo
27:00 <MrMark> oh gawd
27:00 <FredFlinstone> cock
27:00 <Picard> soft
28:00 <Lish> lol agree
28:00 <Picard> no insults, just informing you of the facts
28:00 <Skirmish> I have no problem with my version of reality Picard. 
28:00 <Skirmish> Thanks though. 
28:00 <Doodle> lew hew
28:00 <Doodle> sa hers
28:00 <Saemon> i could cut the sexual tension between you two with a knife Picard and Skirmish
28:00 <Doodle> yeah just fuck already
28:00 <Picard> lol Saemon
28:00 <Saemon> just have sex with eachother already
28:00 <Digerati> AS IF
28:00 <ness> i come on irc because people say things on here that they are too scared to say to people in the real world
28:00 <FredFlinstone> yes it is
28:00 <MrMark> mines not
29:00 <Digerati> DEEP HOUSER
29:00 <Skirmish> Saemon again right on time with another moronic statement. 
29:00 <Digerati> TIESTO
29:00 <Saemon> ness thats wrong
29:00 <Picard> Skirmish has a man crush
29:00 <Saemon> i know bikies in real life and my mates in the SAS
29:00 <Saemon> i always dare to say whatever i want 
29:00 <Picard> romper wasnt sas
29:00 <Saemon> coz i know ive got solid backup
29:00 <Skirmish> You've attacked my reality, now we've moved to homoerotic suggestions, what's next? I'm fat? 
29:00 <ShadowLurker> anyway back to business
29:00 <ShadowLurker> BOOBS n such
30:00 <Picard> are you?
30:00 <Skirmish> I come on irc, of course I am! 
30:00 <Digerati> hi longie
30:00 <Skirmish> Not only would I say everything that I type ... I would slap you with my gunt flap Saemon. 
30:00 <Skirmish> Repeatedly. 
30:00 <MrMark> boobs!
30:00 <Maurice> VAG
30:00 <MrMark> bazoongas
30:00 <MrMark> fun bags
30:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtgA0jvhp2A#t=49
30:00 <MrMark> melons
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dubioza kolektiv "No Escape (from Balkan)" (Sep 22, 2014) 3:59 - Category: Music - 266,398 views - likes (97.7%), 103 dislikes (2.3%)
31:00 <Picard> oh please
31:00 <Digerati> love you longie long time :)
31:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati are you a hybrid of Pieter and Panda?
31:00 <simba> waht teh fuke is this shit
31:00 <Digerati> its funny man
31:00 <Digerati> balkan
31:00 <Digerati> what kind of genre is that ?
32:00 <Skirmish> See, this is where I wish some of the old irc users were still around. 
32:00 <Skirmish> They could verify I am exactly the same in person as I am online. 
32:00 <Doodle> who are you calling old
32:00 <Skirmish> I haven't met you irl though. 
32:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati your mother
32:00 <ness> skirmish ive been an irc user for years
32:00 <Picard> what you are trying to say is irl you are a dickhead no one likes?
32:00 <Doodle> ness seek help
32:00 <Digerati> token, don't be a noob
32:00 <simba> shitcore
32:00 <Digerati> sounds like punk mixed with metal
32:00 <FredFlinstone> balls
32:00 <FredFlinstone> cock
32:00 <FredFlinstone> arse
32:00 <simba> shitcock
32:00 <Digerati> fucking nuts is what it is
32:00 <ShadowLurker> we need nude fotos
33:00 <Skirmish> ness: I am not sure what you were getting at with that statement lol
33:00 <ness> i dont either im tired, delirious and need carbs
33:00 <Skirmish> Carbs helps your brain work. Do not starve yourself of carbs.
33:00 <ShadowLurker> stat
33:00 <Zade> soft or erect?
33:00 <ShadowLurker> womanly fotos
33:00 <MrMark> erect
34:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati: your mother resembles a used condom, which is probably something she's well suited for
34:00 <Picard> go eat some carbs Skirmish u need help
34:00 <Skirmish> Are you training hard in the gym getting ready for your trip ness or is it something you always do? 
34:00 <Zade> oh i thought you meant of ourselves, i shall get dressed again 
34:00 <ShadowLurker> oh well
34:00 <ShadowLurker> dont let me stop you
34:00 <ShadowLurker> same
34:00 <simba> ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
34:00 <ShadowLurker> i pretend everyones naked
34:00 <Skirmish> I can't help but notice how quiet mr ban evade paNdiS is being tonight. 
35:00 <Skirmish> Picard: I've got rice for later :) 
35:00 <Skirmish> All covered mate. Thanks for caring. 
35:00 <ness> i go to gym anyway (just not as much as i'd like).  But lead up to trip ramped it up. walking at lunchtimes 
35:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
35:00 <Skirmish> It's not ban evading though ... because the ban wasn't set properly. 
35:00 <ShadowLurker> he's always quiet for me
35:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
36:00 <Skirmish> Do you see a PT or just do your own routine? 
36:00 <Picard> how far do u walk?
36:00 <Skirmish> lol does it matter how far?  You should be asking "For how long do you walk."
36:00 <Picard> yes it matters
36:00 <couleurs> n e 1 4 FiFa
36:00 <ShadowLurker> no
36:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off
36:00 <Skirmish> Fifa is the worst game ever.
36:00 <couleurs> ok homos
36:00 <bee_girl> Lol
36:00 <Skirmish> Evening Ness. 
37:00 <Skirmish> lol no it doesn't. 
37:00 <Picard> ummm yes it does
37:00 <ness> At a decent pace i go for about 45min.  ive never measured distance.  i take a diff route most days
37:00 <Doodle> thats what she said
37:00 <Picard> fast enough to get your heart rate up?
37:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard I found a picture of you: http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Condom_Head_Man.jpg
37:00 <Skirmish> At a good pace for 45mins you should be covering about 5.5-6km. 
37:00 <ness> relax Picard, im not a lazy fuck dragging my feet
37:00 <Skirmish> Have you been training like a horse today?
37:00 <ness> hallo
37:00 <ness> yep
37:00 <simba> u obviously never played superman 64
37:00 <Skirmish> lol excellent. 
37:00 <ness> no it isn't busting my ass - no result farken
38:00 <Picard> lol ness
38:00 <Skirmish> Picard is the expert on walking now. 
38:00 <Skirmish> B1 has been quiet of late so Picard is going to step up and be the channel expert on everything. 
38:00 <TokenDaRing> B1 gets angry at Picard I notice
38:00 <Picard> i know a fair amount on fitness u cretin
38:00 <ness> according to my fitbit i should be anorexic..BUT NOOOOOOOOOO
38:00 <Picard> after all i do train horses
38:00 <Picard> same principle to a person
38:00 <Skirmish> I was meant to train today but I have a pain my my right shoulder blade.  Feels like a knotted muscle or something.
38:00 <Skirmish> Speak to a PT. You need to change up what you do. You've hit the plateau. 
38:00 <Skirmish> Ignore any suggestions from the horse trainer. 
38:00 <MrMark> semen
38:00 <ness> i have changed what i do
38:00 <Skirmish> How so? 
39:00 <TokenDaRing> PandasDontDrive bad boy
39:00 <Picard> lol
39:00 <Skirmish> I thought you owned multiple air conditioning businesses? 
39:00 <Skirmish> Now you train horses? 
39:00 <Saemon> omg im gona cum!!!
39:00 <Doodle> dude bart cummings trained horses and he was a great big blotchy white walrus
39:00 <Picard> ive always trained horses
39:00 <Saemon> porn is so fake
39:00 <Doodle> you stand there and hold the lunge rope jesus
39:00 <Saemon> who really announces it like that during sex
39:00 <Doodle> how hard can it be
39:00 <Picard> Doodle i train horses not myself
39:00 <Picard> lol idiot
39:00 <ness> dude i used to be a gym instructor, i taught aerobics for 13 years of my life.  im not a dumb fuck
39:00 <ShadowLurker> this isnt nude fotos
39:00 <Skirmish> Ok ok ... I didn't know that. Relax and put the fire in your pants out. 
39:00 <ShadowLurker> whos a firecrotch
39:00 <ness> shut up, im on a high, fucking endorphins
40:00 <Skirmish> So training horses is just like training humans now is it? 
40:00 <Skirmish> LOL
40:00 <Picard> same principles, yes
40:00 <Saemon> oh u 2 ladies still at it?
40:00 <Saemon> jesus h christ
40:00 <Saemon> Maurice time for a ban plz
40:00 <Skirmish> ness: Just get some clenbuterol off Picard. You can eat whatever you want then.
40:00 <Picard> lol
40:00 <ness> haha i did that when i was young and dumb
40:00 <Skirmish> Saemon is right.  Ban him. 
40:00 <Floss> Picard come train my horse
40:00 <Saemon> you two are ruining the feng shui of this room
40:00 <Floss> You'll prob die
40:00 <Picard> thats something u would use Skirmish, take the easy way
40:00 <Picard> lol Skirmish getting 0wned
40:00 <ShadowLurker> you fuck dolphins
40:00 <ShadowLurker> what
40:00 <ness> sorry Skirmish, im a bit fiesty today
40:00 <Skirmish> I don't think it qualifies as getting owned when you genuinely didn't know something about someone and your initial advice was sound. 
40:00 <ShadowLurker> also
40:00 <Skirmish> That's ok ness. 
40:00 <Picard> you are a know all and think you are above everyone Skirmish
41:00 <Skirmish> ness: Did you get the mad shakes? 
41:00 <Saemon> ban both of yous Skirmish and Picard
41:00 <Picard> Floss u have a horse?
41:00 <Saemon> for constant arguing
41:00 <ness> clenbuterol, pseudoephedrine and asprin..........breakfast of champions
41:00 <Floss> I have like 13
41:00 <TokenDaRing> ban Saemon
41:00 <Picard> lol ness
41:00 <Zade> lol ness
41:00 <TokenDaRing> for being a shithead
41:00 <Saemon> whoa
41:00 <Picard> what type or horses?
41:00 <Saemon> TokenDaRing i thought we were friends?
41:00 <Floss> Clydesdales and Friesian's
41:00 <Skirmish> That's a bit hardcore taking aspro with it. 
41:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon: I LIED
41:00 <Picard> nice
41:00 <Saemon> wat
41:00 <Picard> what do u use them for?
41:00 <Floss> Fresian stallion
41:00 <Saemon> your a dog mate TokenDaRing
41:00 <Floss> Breeding
41:00 <ShadowLurker> Picard is NOT the right person to be telling enyone they got owned
41:00 <ness> skirmish im mad cos I know what to do.....but do you think all of that shit works on me......NOOOOOOOOO
41:00 <ShadowLurker> being Picard is owned enough
41:00 <Skirmish> I don't think I know all, at all. I would be lying if I said I didn't consider myself above a lot of people here. Why do we need to rehash this Picard? 
42:00 <Picard> and?
42:00 <Floss> Come train my Friesian stallion
42:00 <Skirmish> Picard can train them for you Floss. 
42:00 <Floss> I dare yoj
42:00 <Picard> not my type of horse thanks
42:00 <Picard> i train mine to race
42:00 <Floss> Lol ok
42:00 <Floss> Oh racehorses
42:00 <Picard> if they cant earn money i dont want them
42:00 <Floss> Wow
42:00 <Floss> Lol
42:00 <Skirmish> lol now he trains racehorses *facepalm*  
42:00 <Picard> well no racehorses, standardbreds
42:00 <Floss> I get 2 grand a root
42:00 <TokenDaRing> this is what picard does in his spare time: http://www.johnlund.com/Images/Disabled-Man-Woman-Couple-10000900010%5B1%5D.jpg
42:00 <simba> that paragraphs too long for Picard
42:00 <Picard> why do you feel superior?
42:00 <Picard> simba do i train horses?
42:00 <simba> yes
42:00 <Picard> ty
42:00 <ShadowLurker> you dont train em
42:00 <simba> you drug horses
42:00 <ShadowLurker> you suck em
42:00 <Picard> Skirmish 0wned again
42:00 <Picard> sometimes simba
42:00 <simba> and sit on the back and race them
42:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <Picard> no, i dont drive them in races
43:00 <Skirmish> Picard has caught Pandaitis. He doesn't know when to stop making shit up.
43:00 <Floss> OMG can Picard die
43:00 <Floss> Plz
43:00 <Picard> Skirmish u waste of cum, its been common knowledge i train horses
43:00 <TheRiddler> you'd get more if you made videos :P
43:00 <Picard> ask simba
43:00 <Picard> die? thats harsh
43:00 <Floss> If you train horses you must be dhiy to turn ur nose up at someone who gas a Friesian stallion
43:00 <simba> many members of ur family have horses
43:00 <Picard> correct
43:00 <Skirmish> What kind of question is that?  "why do you feel superior?"  I feel superior because half the channel are mouth breathing downers.  How can you NOT feel superior?  
43:00 <Picard> ty once again simba
43:00 <simba> is a horse like an ipod out there in rural victoria
43:00 <simba> do u even know its post-2000
43:00 <Picard> no.
43:00 <Picard> yes.
43:00 <simba> nice
43:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
44:00 <Skirmish> lol yeah cause that is what I do. I ask people if they can back up the shit people talk on here.
44:00 <Floss> Or you're lying
44:00 <Skirmish> ness: Can you please supply a corroborating witness to your gym events please? 
44:00 <Picard> why wpuld i turn my nose up at what you do?
44:00 <Floss> Sorry about typos codiene from falling off my FRIESAN WHO I ACTUALLY RIDE
44:00 <Picard> Skirmish u work in the security industry?
44:00 <Skirmish> No. 
44:00 <Skirmish> I used to, I no longer do.
44:00 <Picard> u are on the dole?
44:00 <Skirmish> lol no. 
44:00 <Skirmish> Not since I was getting paid to go to uni in 1998. 
44:00 <Picard> does a security guard have the right to grab a person 
44:00 <Skirmish> In some circumstances. Yes. 
44:00 <Picard> in an aggressive manner
44:00 <Skirmish> Define aggressive. 
45:00 <Picard> im not some uptight thoroughbred trainer
45:00 <Floss> You're not anything lol
45:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard would like to ride your friesan, Floss
45:00 <Floss> OMG yes.
45:00 <TheRiddler> he castrates them
45:00 <ness> i train alone, i hate people who procrastinate at gym
45:00 <Floss> Pop him on
45:00 <Picard> i dont ride them u fool
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <Floss> Smack its arse.
45:00 <Picard> mine race in a cart
45:00 <Floss> Watch him die.
45:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard can't ride horses, he's in a wheelchair
45:00 <Picard> lol
45:00 <Picard> circumstances were someone walking it an area he deemed staff only
45:00 <Skirmish> BTW, the laws are different for each state in Australia. 
45:00 <Picard> forceful to the should
45:00 <Picard> shoulder*
45:00 <ShadowLurker> BTW Picard is just trolling
45:00 <ShadowLurker> badly
45:00 <Skirmish> Was the person asked to leave?  Did they then not leave?
45:00 <Picard> no, he grabbed the person to make his point it was a staff only area
46:00 <TheRiddler> they tow the wheelchair
46:00 <Floss> Lol
46:00 <TheRiddler> poor horses
46:00 <Picard> yes
46:00 <Picard> i hit them with a whip
46:00 <Floss> Lol you are so full of shit
46:00 <TheRiddler> jabba the hutt
46:00 <Picard> ummm actually im not
46:00 <Floss> Its sad
46:00 <Picard> i think u are full of shit
46:00 <Skirmish> ShadowLurker: Tis ok, I can only answer to the extent of my knowledge of the NSW laws. 
46:00 <Loof> google keep is so awesome
46:00 <Picard> once he grabbed the person he then asked the question
46:00 <Skirmish> Picard: Then if it happened in NSW, then I would say the person would have a case for assault if there was camera footage. 
46:00 <Picard> there would be camera footage
46:00 <Skirmish> Then put on your best suit and cry on queue and take it to court.
46:00 <Maurice> What was the question
47:00 <Picard> u dont own anything
47:00 <Floss> What's your name
47:00 <ness> fitbit says, 15,680steps, 11.25km adn 80 active minutes (enough???)
47:00 <TheRiddler> he pretends they're han solo
47:00 <Floss> Where's your stud
47:00 <TheRiddler> or princess leia
47:00 <Floss> Where can I see your fixtures
47:00 <Picard> i dont have a stud, are u stupid? i said i train horses
47:00 <Floss> OH OK
47:00 <Picard> they race at the trots
47:00 <Picard> lol
47:00 <Maurice> 'Do you come here often'
47:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard are you grumpy lately?
47:00 <Serenity> i think homer missed me
48:00 <Picard> ffs its hard explaining things to a moron
48:00 <TheRiddler> dentures
48:00 <TheRiddler> :p
48:00 <Doodle> lol fuck off
48:00 <Floss> Picard I think you're just a fuckhead
48:00 <ness> Picard do you have the trots?
48:00 <Doodle> loool
48:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
48:00 <Picard> no
48:00 <TokenDaRing> picard has the runs
48:00 <Picard> Floss i think u are a lying mole
48:00 <Doodle> picard do you rly do harness racing
48:00 <TokenDaRing> his wife has to wipe his butt for him
48:00 <Picard> yes Doodle
48:00 <Doodle> the poor horses dragging your arse behind them
48:00 <TokenDaRing> what's wrong?
48:00 <Skirmish> Is the person in this story a marshmellow Picard? 
48:00 <milk> http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/tourist-from-leeds-raped-after-urinating-at-oktoberfest-munich/story-fnizu68q-1227075607708
48:00 <Skirmish> What kind of sook gets all cut up when someone grabs their shoulder.
48:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish, picard does
48:00 <TokenDaRing> he's the guy who got grabbed
48:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing im not grumpy
48:00 <TokenDaRing> it's why he's been so angry the last few days
48:00 <milk> probably bringing back painful memories
49:00 <Picard> have for over 25 years
49:00 <Picard> i dont drive them in races
49:00 <TheRiddler> no wonder your giant bowl of jello
49:00 <Doodle> yeah cos they only allow one horse per cart
49:00 <TheRiddler> *you're
49:00 <Doodle> :D
49:00 <Doodle> *jelly
49:00 <Skirmish> It's actually poor form by the security guard getting that close to someone before announcing he is there. 
49:00 <Picard> well the person was only 15 and he felt threatened
49:00 <Skirmish> Rule 101 to not copping a punch in the face is always keep your distance. Time to react is always required. 
49:00 <Skirmish> Tell him to stop being a bitch Picard. 
49:00 <TokenDaRing> so it was from when you were 15 years old?
49:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2BzOZ9WeiA
49:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
50:00 <TheRiddler> jelly school
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ETERNAL TRIANGLE - I GUESS THE LORD MUST BE IN NEW YORK CITY (1969) (Jan 10, 2012) 2:43 - Category: Music - 2,175 views - 7 likes (87.5%), 1 dislikes (12.5%)
50:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing shut up, im having a grown up conversation with Skirmish
50:00 <TokenDaRing> the smart thing to have done, in the guard's case, was to talk loudly at t he kid from a distance
50:00 <Skirmish> Mind you, I don't know what the laws are for Vic. 
50:00 <Picard> he should have touched the kid
50:00 <Picard> shouldnt*
50:00 <Skirmish> Each state has it's own crimes act which gives certain powers to citizens. 
51:00 <Saemon> Johnny
51:00 <Saemon> johninja is that you?
51:00 <Picard> i would of thought unless the person didnt obey the security guard he should be grabbing them in an aggressive manner
51:00 <Picard> ffs, shouldnt*
52:00 <Saemon> if so, ive missed you bro
52:00 <Johnny> ?
52:00 <Johnny> no not me
52:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard the kid should seek legal advice
52:00 <Picard> his parents have
52:00 <Skirmish> He could find himself in more trouble than the guard.
52:00 <milk> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-09-30/police-intercept-wizard-drug-haul-in-sa/5779508
53:00 <Picard> lol
53:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9BfaOsoYig
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: NYC : Nilsson: The Lord Must Be In New York City (Fan video) (Jan 24, 2012) 2:43 - Category: Travel & Events - 3,809 views - 26 likes (92.9%), 2 dislikes (7.1%)
53:00 <Picard> why, he had the right to be there
53:00 <Digerati> nice photos in that
53:00 <Picard> he is staff
53:00 <Digerati> i been to NYC
53:00 <Digerati> most peaceful place
53:00 <Skirmish> So the guard was in the process of identifying if he was allowed there or not. 
53:00 <Skirmish> Which is his job. 
54:00 <Picard> u sure?
54:00 <Picard> no, the guard just grabbed his shoulder and said "this is staff only"
54:00 <TokenDaRing> kid is probably a known trouble maker in Mildura
54:00 <TokenDaRing> it's not a big town
54:00 <TokenDaRing> he has a bad rep
54:00 <Skirmish> Why did he restrain the individual?  "In the course of my duties I prevented the person from further entering a restricted area by using an appropriate amount of physical contact". 
54:00 <Picard> lol TokenDaRing shut the fuck up
54:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard is this your kid?
55:00 <Floss> my FUCK
55:00 <Floss> ING BACK HURTS
55:00 <Picard> good
55:00 <Floss> CUNT
55:00 <Picard> suck it up bitch
55:00 <TokenDaRing> did your brat kid piss security off?
55:00 <Skirmish> If the guard uses the right words, it will get thrown out and cost a lot to go to court for no result. 
55:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
55:00 <Picard> witness say he didnt say anything other the grab the kid then tell him it was staff only area
55:00 <TokenDaRing> unless the guard actually injured the kid
55:00 <TokenDaRing> it's not worth seeking legal advice for
55:00 <Picard> shut up TokenDaRing
55:00 <Skirmish> "I used an appropriate amount of physical contact to prevent the unknown person entering further into a restricted area."  Case closed, thrown out.
55:00 <TokenDaRing> without an injury there's nothing to really seek damages for
55:00 <TokenDaRing> and it'll be thrown out
56:00 <Thoth> Yea
56:00 <Floss> fuck up pencil dick
56:00 <ness> night all
56:00 <Thoth> If you weren't such a pussy, and did exercise beyond typing, you may not have a sore back
56:00 <Floss> fucking wheely
56:00 <Thoth> ie. suck it up bitch
56:00 <Floss> its sore cause i fell today thoth
56:00 <Floss> im a hustler lol
56:00 <Skirmish> The fact the kid pissed his pants isn't a court worthy reason.
56:00 <Picard> emotional distress
56:00 <Skirmish> lol emotional distress from being touched on the shoulder? Are you kidding? 
56:00 <Picard> and there is no signage that says its a restircted area
57:00 <TokenDaRing> Floss you'll join Picard in a wheelchair if you keep that up
57:00 <TokenDaRing> then you'll need someone else to wipe your arse
57:00 <Floss> ill rock the shit out of a wheelchair
57:00 <Floss> and i wont be a whiny lying little bitchcunt
57:00 <Thoth> Is hustler still street slang for a pussy who thinks they're tough and cool?
57:00 <Floss> Yes.
57:00 <Picard> will a wheelchair stop you lying Floss?
57:00 <Skirmish> Is he going to take his favourite teddy to court to show the magistrate where he was touched? 
57:00 <Picard> the kid has had nightmares sinse it happened
57:00 <Skirmish> LOL
57:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah that's going to be hard to prove in court
57:00 <Skirmish> The kid has a lot more problems going on than a jumpy security guard then.
57:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
57:00 <Picard> probably
57:00 <Picard> lol
57:00 <ShadowLurker> boobs
57:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard it'll get thrown out
58:00 <Floss> what am i lying about
58:00 <Picard> life.
58:00 <Floss> OH OK
58:00 <Floss> IM DEAD EVERYONE SORRY FOR LYING LOL
58:00 <Picard> your injury
58:00 <Floss> KTHANX
58:00 <Doodle> loool
58:00 <Picard> you are full of shit
58:00 <Doodle> Floss has a nice rack
58:00 <Doodle> thats all
58:00 <Floss> well fuck am i full of shit or am i dead i cant be both
58:00 <ShadowLurker> wheres b1
58:00 <Picard> but these security morons think they are above the law
58:00 <Skirmish> Hello Bonny. 
58:00 <Bonny> hey
58:00 <ShadowLurker> he hasnt told me how funny i am lately
58:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard maybe in some cases, but he didn't use any undue force, he didn't do any injury
58:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: A decent solicitor that isn't just out for the cash won't even take it to court.
58:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: trilby and misso would
58:00 <TokenDaRing> lol
58:00 <Picard> who says its going to court?
58:00 <ness> any ideas on decent music to download?
59:00 <Picard> who said u were dead?
59:00 <Floss> yep i lied about falling off my horse and hurting my back
59:00 <TheRiddler> picard is just a skin bag
59:00 <Floss> cause thats what ppl lie about
59:00 <Picard> nice story
59:00 <Floss> who the fuck are you dude
59:00 <Thoth> oh
59:00 <TokenDaRing> Floss picard is just bitter tonight for some reason
59:00 <Floss> oh ok cool
59:00 <Thoth> I forgot about a drunken conversation
59:00 <TokenDaRing> I guess his wife didn't give him his promised hand job
59:00 <Picard> johnny cash 
59:00 <Skirmish> The guards employer won't pay anything out. 
59:00 <Skirmish> If that is the intention.
59:00 <ShadowLurker> twiztid
59:00 <Picard> i have no idea of there intention
59:00 <Picard> their*
59:00 <Skirmish> I think the kids parents need to consider getting the kid a sex change so he can be the girl he's always felt he was.
00:00 <Thoth> Picard: I'm still supposed to find this asian girl aye
00:00 <Floss> lol ITS NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY PICARD
00:00 <TheRiddler> a skin bag full of shit
00:00 <Floss> NO HANDY FOR YOU
00:00 <Loof> that she promised before they got married
00:00 <Thoth> Picard: have you been keeping a well head?
00:00 <Picard> whats Thoth?
00:00 <Floss> Thoth is a good stick
00:00 <Floss> and you are a shitcunt
00:00 <Floss> mmk?
00:00 <Thoth> okay ya shit cunt
00:00 <Picard> Floss get back to your fantasy life
00:00 <Floss> OK
00:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard did your wife not give you your daily handjob today>
00:00 <Picard> lmfao
00:00 <Picard> rikki lee does it for me
00:00 <Skirmish> Bonny: Are you in upper management for Austnet? 
01:00 <TheRiddler> rainbow brite
01:00 <TheRiddler> bright*
01:00 <Floss> the funny think picard is you caling it a lie when im the cunt sitting here with a sore back and a cunt of a horse to ride tomorrow
01:00 <TheRiddler> I dont remember
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <Floss> but you calling it a lie makes it all better
01:00 <Picard> of course u are
01:00 <Loof> picards wife is still upset about the 8 year old girl he kidnapped from thailand and has locked under the stairs
01:00 <Thoth> What kind of horse?
01:00 <Bonny> I'm an oper yes
01:00 <Bonny> but not senior
01:00 <Picard> im a senior
01:00 <Picard> citizen lol
01:00 <Bonny> lol
01:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard you're going to die soon
01:00 <Skirmish> Part of me wants to ask if you're hot, but I keep reminding myself I am 36 now and it's not as cool as it was 15 years ago. 
01:00 <Picard> yes im sure i am, every day i wake up im a day closer
02:00 <Picard> saying it on irc doesnt make it true Floss
02:00 <Floss> we breed friesian clydesdale sporthorses
02:00 <Picard> Loof i have stairs?
02:00 <Floss> friesian stallion clydesdale mares, my boy is a big black friesdale
02:00 <Floss> and a bit of a dopey cunt lol
02:00 <TheRiddler> the maintence hole of the freight lift
02:00 <TheRiddler> in his house
02:00 <Skirmish> Anyway .... we may need a review of management in this channel. Can you make that happen? 
02:00 <Picard> who needs to go Skirmish?
02:00 <Bonny> what management? of the channel?
02:00 <Skirmish> Picard: Unless you wash the sand out of your vagina you will be on the out! 
03:00 <Thoth> o rly
03:00 <TokenDaRing> Loof: Picard is the real life Alf Stewart
03:00 <Thoth> I need my stump pulled. You able?
03:00 <TheRiddler> 1000 tons rated
03:00 <Loof> lol
03:00 <Floss> OMG i know who picard is
03:00 <TokenDaRing> "Ya flaming mongrols!"
03:00 <Floss> have you guys seen Ted?
03:00 <Floss> hes the guy with the kid
03:00 <Floss> that dances
03:00 <Thoth> I rated Ted 1/10 on IMDB
03:00 <TokenDaRing> Ted was shit
03:00 <Floss> CAUSE PICARD WAS IN IT
03:00 <Picard> :P
03:00 <Skirmish> Bonny: Active ops in this channel.  We have a lovely idle display of @'s here but they tend to not do anything. 
03:00 <matrix> Skirmish what are you prattle ng about
03:00 <Bonny> that's upto the channel management to sort out
03:00 <Bonny> it's not a network issues
03:00 <Bonny> -s
03:00 <Picard> Skirmish is a bit whiny
03:00 <Skirmish> Can someone see if Longie hasn't been kidnapped then because I think he is management for this channel isn't he? 
04:00 <Thoth> I try to forget that experience
04:00 <Floss> DAMN YOU
04:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eykUVPuDmys <- a day in the life of Picard
04:00 <Thoth> Floss: I need my stump pulled. You able?
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alf Stewart / Doodleburger Complete Compilation (Oct 4, 2010) 12:53 - Category: Comedy - 962,897 views - 4,785 likes (97.7%), 111 dislikes (2.3%)
04:00 <Floss> lol im drunk this is fabulous
04:00 <Floss> i cant pull stumps
04:00 <TheRiddler> he's more like the blob 
04:00 <TheRiddler> from
04:00 <TheRiddler> the blob
04:00 <Floss> im good with a mower??
04:00 <Loof> zbrush is such a mindfuck
04:00 <Maurice> Why are you so concerned about the ops
04:00 <ShadowLurker> i kidnapped him
04:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: Because you don't set bans properly. *points at paNdiS*
04:00 <Bonny> yeah he owns the channel doesn't he?
04:00 <Maurice> I have spoken to him in another channel
04:00 <Skirmish> I think so. 
04:00 <ShadowLurker> he's got a nice bum
04:00 <Picard> lol
04:00 <Picard> poor Skirmishq
05:00 <Loof> the tutorial tells you to click a button that doesn't even exist
05:00 <Thoth> Why would you breed clydesdales if you can't pull stumps?
05:00 <Loof> so this will be 2 days i cant do anything while i wait for help
05:00 <Skirmish> I just remembered. I've been training donkeys for the past 20 years. How much do people work out? My experience with donkeys has by default trained me to be a perfect Personal Trainer. 
05:00 <Picard> listen to this simple cunt
05:00 <Floss> skirmish. i love you.
05:00 <Picard> -q
05:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
05:00 <simba> i dont think Longie is the man to go 2 i think its stebie idk
05:00 <Skirmish> I am only asking because I want to see the channel remain active and prosperous. 
05:00 <simba> me 2
06:00 <Floss> i train horses though i dont actually trai them at all
06:00 <Skirmish> I get that a lot. 
06:00 <Picard> other then drugs and lifting weights u know fuck all about getting fit Skirmish
06:00 <Floss> its more like birdkeeping cept i dont have birds
06:00 <Loof> horses, how utterly boring gambling is
06:00 <Floss> but i have shoes but not at the same time
06:00 <TheRiddler> I've been training sperm for 20 years
06:00 <Skirmish> I fed a horse an apple once. I am a trainer.
06:00 <Floss> lol
06:00 <Floss> and shark wrangler but only on sundays
06:00 <Picard> lol
06:00 <matrix> Skirmish why don't you apply to be an op
06:00 <Serenity> well technically
06:00 <Serenity> the man to go to is me
06:00 <Skirmish> Thanks anyway bonny. 
06:00 <Serenity> beisdes longie im the highest ranking op in this channel
06:00 <Picard> Serenity is the man
06:00 <simba> Ahh yes
06:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
06:00 <Picard> she has bigger balls than Skirmish
06:00 <matrix> Serenity and Long ie are the ones
06:00 <Skirmish> matrix: I have no desire to be an op.
06:00 <Serenity> stebie cant help you any more than simba can
06:00 <matrix> Then quit whinging that the chan needs change
06:00 <simba> so you have the power but no desire,,,
07:00 <Zade> the only good thing i know about horses is special k 
07:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard likes a good stallion
07:00 <Floss> i know if you yell at them to trot faster they can crack the shits and buck till you fall on your arse
07:00 <Skirmish> I licked clag glue once. That means I ate a horse. That means I trained a horse that won the Melbourne Cup.
07:00 <Floss> lol i called mine clag today
07:00 <TheRiddler> the only good thing I know about horses is through porn :p
07:00 <Picard> lol Floss you use voice commands?
07:00 <Picard> embrace the power
07:00 <Skirmish> Stop waving your boner at me matrix and focus on someone else *tries not to make eye contact*
07:00 <matrix> The only way you will  change it is to change the people that come here
07:00 <Serenity> lets change you coming here
07:00 <Picard> or dont come here at all
07:00 <matrix> Skirmish: that is the type of comment you are trying to get rid of
07:00 <matrix> Lol
07:00 <matrix> Hypocritical
07:00 <Picard> Skirmish again thinking he is superior
08:00 <Floss> gee off come here
08:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRiddler Picard makes that porn
08:00 <Floss> yes dildo i use voice commands
08:00 <Picard> lol
08:00 <Floss> cause horses have this brain
08:00 <Saemon> i ejaculated the last time i rode on a horse
08:00 <Floss> where tnhey understand shit you say
08:00 <Skirmish> You should just whip the fuck out of it to run faster. 
08:00 <Saemon> the rubbing motion of my penis and the saddle
08:00 <Saemon> got me off
08:00 <Floss> skirmish he got a little tickle when i hopped back onl
08:00 <Thoth> Saemon: why do you think chicks love horses
08:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard don't be jealous of Skirmish
08:00 <ness> i am superior, we must make a good team Skirmish
08:00 <TokenDaRing> just because you've been around so long you're still adjusting to the steam engine
08:00 <matrix> Skirmish wants change but he perpetuates the degraded conversation lines
08:00 <Picard> lol TokenDaRing he has nothing id be jealous of
08:00 <Skirmish> Team NessMish! 
08:00 <matrix> Love it
08:00 <matrix> Lol
09:00 <Picard> yes thats why u landed on your arse, he has a brain
09:00 <Zade> remind me not to sit next to you on public transport Saemon
09:00 <Floss> omg picard thanks
09:00 <Floss> you are so wise
09:00 <Picard> cant u ride well?
09:00 <Saemon> thats just a myth Thoth
09:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard, you still need to put your head into a thai girls vagina
09:00 <Floss> lol
09:00 <Loof> the melbourne cup is just glorified gambling
09:00 <Loof> it's hideous
09:00 <TheRiddler> they dont have 1 picard
09:00 <Floss> i just ride a a greenbroke stallion
09:00 <Floss> nah cant ride
09:00 <Floss> u tupid cunt
09:00 <TheRiddler> it'll have to be up the shitter
09:00 <Floss> TROLLS BE TROLLIN
09:00 <TokenDaRing> matrix if you don't like the direction austnet has taken, why not start your own network?
09:00 <Picard> eeewww
09:00 <Skirmish> I like how people react when you suggest there needs to be more active ops.
09:00 <matrix> TokenDaRing it was skirmish that wanted an overhaul not me lol
09:00 <Skirmish> Overhaul? 
09:00 <matrix> Skirmish you want active ops
10:00 <Picard> well if u could ride u wouldnt fall off
10:00 <Floss> my theory is, if u call them a cunt enough, they will understand
10:00 <Picard> good riders stay on
10:00 <Floss> LOL
10:00 <Floss> you are a fuckwit
10:00 <Skirmish> I've been carrying a firearm for my job on and off for the last 15 years. Therefore, I am a gunfighter and I am in the SAS. 
10:00 <Picard> and you cannot ride
10:00 <Floss> that one sentence proves you dont know shit
10:00 <Floss> everone falls
10:00 <matrix> But you won't offer your service to them
10:00 <matrix> Frightened they will tell you to fuck off??
10:00 <Skirmish> I understand my limitations. You'd be gone if I had ops matrix. 
10:00 <matrix> Why.  Have I broken a channel rule??
10:00 <Picard> you need to be objective to have ops
10:00 <Skirmish> I don't have the patience that other ops have demonstrated. 
10:00 <Picard> Skirmish who needs to be removed?
11:00 <Floss> so nobody falls at the olympics
11:00 <TheRiddler> how many horses do you have in the melbourne cup picard?
11:00 <Floss> and superman, he didnt fall
11:00 <Picard> not when the horse is at a simple trot
11:00 <Picard> wrong racing TheRiddler
11:00 <TheRiddler> exactly
11:00 <Floss> hes a greenbroke stallion you dumb  little cunt
11:00 <Floss> and a friesian
11:00 <Picard> so what?
11:00 <Floss> get fucked picard
11:00 <Picard> u fell off when he was at a trot
11:00 <TheRiddler> no one watches trots
11:00 <Floss> you dont know shit
11:00 <Zade> ever been to redwood cup Picard?
11:00 <Loof> why do you bother Floss
11:00 <Floss> i fell off when he went full buck
11:00 <Loof> he's fucked
11:00 <Floss> yeah ignore perhap
11:00 <Picard> you cant be a good rider
11:00 <Serenity> the thing about active ops is. people complain when youre here too much, people complain when you arent around. people complain and bitch when you ban then they complain and bitch when you dont
11:00 <Serenity> you cant win.
11:00 <matrix> I don't like your attitude a lot of times skirmish.  But you would stay.  You have not broken a rule
11:00 <Picard> well said matrix
11:00 <Serenity> the thing about being an op is you're not here to ban people you dont like
11:00 <simba> but what are the rules
11:00 <matrix> That's it
11:00 <Picard> he is a pain in the arse and self opinioated,as far as i know thats not against the rule
11:00 <Skirmish> I can tolerate the complaining. I would be perfect dealing with complaining. I am simply not objective enough as Picard put it.
11:00 <matrix> Serenity would of banned me ages ago if it was like that
12:00 <Floss> fuck it its an insult man im a fkn breeder
12:00 <Loof> i do
12:00 <TheRiddler> they see the names in the paper and pick winner
12:00 <Skirmish> Just ignore him. He is in a mood tonight having a shot at lots of people. 
12:00 <Picard> redwood day at maryborough, yes
12:00 <TheRiddler> and only care about results
12:00 <Floss> mmk skirmish cheers
12:00 <TheRiddler> it's boring as shit
12:00 <Zade> so have i Picard
12:00 <Floss> its only cause i fell today im taking the bait caus eim a bit butthurt lol
12:00 <Floss> sheel be right
12:00 <milk> shooting hammer is not "horse training"
12:00 <ness> what is wrong with you two
12:00 <matrix> You ban ppl that break the rules
12:00 <ness> gtf over it
12:00 <Serenity> you were told the rules the night you were given ops
12:00 <Serenity> your rules arent their rules
12:00 <matrix> Ness: it's just a friendly discussion
12:00 <Picard> how would you deal with complaining Skirmish?
13:00 <Picard> <Floss> i know if you yell at them to trot faster they can crack the shits and buck till you fall on your arse    <--- you said this, now u say he bucked. which was it?
13:00 <Picard> trot and buck lol
13:00 <Skirmish> His experience with horses stems from watching them on tv.  He told me he was an air con installer. 
13:00 <Floss> lol
13:00 <Floss> horses- air conditioners
13:00 <Floss> same thing really
13:00 <Picard> Skirmish one cant have a hobby outside of work?
13:00 <Picard> you dont have a hobby Skirmish?
13:00 <Loof> argh when you get stuck on something and you just cant find the answer
13:00 <matrix> Skirmish give a list of everyone you would ban to make it better in here???
13:00 <Picard> this will be good
13:00 <Skirmish> I wouldn't call it complaining. I would call it "Interested in a review of the current system". 
13:00 <Skirmish> matrix: You, paNdiS, Digerati.  That is just who comes to mind right now.
13:00 <Serenity> honestly if i could ther would be about 10 people left
13:00 <Serenity> but that is why i have my own channel
13:00 <ShadowLurker> complaints > /dev/null
13:00 <matrix> The people that talk the most
14:00 <Loof> and you're not satisfied till the task is done
14:00 <TheRiddler> installing air-cons is a hobby?
14:00 <Skirmish> I am openly dismissing you as being a PieterPandaPicard.  You can stop directly typing to me now.
14:00 <Loof> maybe it's ocd
14:00 <Picard> Zade redwood day is ok, im not a big fan of trotters so ive only been a couple if times
14:00 <TheRiddler> the three P's
14:00 <TheRiddler> the tard 1s
14:00 <Picard> of*
14:00 <Floss> the trifacta
14:00 <Floss> ugh u know what i mean
14:00 <Floss> sorry
14:00 <Floss> lol
14:00 <Skirmish> Hi Lwaxana. 
14:00 <Picard> Lwaxana welcome
14:00 <matrix> The ones that keep it active you would ban
14:00 <simba> matrix and Digerati havent done anything wrong
14:00 <Picard> what or who brings u here
14:00 <matrix> Thanks simba
14:00 <Skirmish> matrix: Just because you talk the most doesn't mean what you say should be typed. 
14:00 <Lwaxana> need someone with access
14:00 <ShadowLurker> someone poking their nose in
14:00 <matrix> Pandis is a pain
14:00 <matrix> But he keeps the place moving
14:00 <Picard> pandis doesnt do a lot wrong, he just rants
14:00 <simba> if u call that moving i would rather shit be stationary...
15:00 <Picard> trifecta*
15:00 <Picard> cretin
15:00 <Floss> go find a hole and die in it plz k thanx
15:00 <Loof> somebody pay for a 20 grand 3d course for me
15:00 <Picard> so Floss the experienced horse woman falls off when her horse trots
15:00 <Zade> i was not a fan either but i was dating a chick whose family is involved in trotters 
15:00 <Picard> hahahaa
15:00 <Picard> pacers are better
15:00 <TheRiddler> with the power of 3 they vanquish themselves
15:00 <Skirmish> Picard the experienced horse trainer doesn't even get on them.
15:00 <Maurice> At least she can ride a horse and doesn't need an elephant
15:00 <Floss> i have a wee black pacer shes a sweetheart
15:00 <Picard> same as B1-not-here
15:00 <Skirmish> simba: They asked who I would ban. I never said I would have a good reason apart from it would make me happier.
15:00 <matrix> Lol simba true
15:00 <Serenity> Lwaxana
15:00 <Serenity> i have access
15:00 <simba> lol ok
15:00 <matrix> But b1 rants at times
15:00 <Picard> lol 
15:00 <ShadowLurker> at times?
15:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm pretty sure pandis threatens people
15:00 <Picard> Skirmish would u ban me
15:00 <Lwaxana> may I priv msg you pls?
15:00 <TokenDaRing> physically
15:00 <Skirmish> I wouldn't ban Picard, or B1. 
15:00 <Serenity> yes
15:00 <Picard> y
15:00 <ShadowLurker> if(B1 == active) { rant(9001) }
15:00 <matrix> Skirmish you want to ban me because I question you
15:00 <TokenDaRing> don't ban picard
15:00 <Picard> does that mean u like me?
15:00 <TokenDaRing> he's just grumpy lately
15:00 <matrix> Because I challenge you
16:00 <Floss> as a broodmare dont ride her but shes lovely
16:00 <Picard> most are
16:00 <TheRiddler> picard has the ability to consume large quanties of food
16:00 <Picard> indeed
16:00 <TheRiddler> panda has the ability to bash women
16:00 <Picard> i like food
16:00 <Floss> nobody cares
16:00 <Skirmish> All of them are fucked on drugs.
16:00 <Picard> nooooooooooooo
16:00 <TheRiddler> pieter has the ability to sell stolen goods for drugs
16:00 <Skirmish> Because when you're not a gigantic cock you can contribute to the conversation in the channel in a meaningful way. 
16:00 <Skirmish> matrix is a hippy that needs to join the greens and chain themselves to a truck.
16:00 <Picard> lol ty Skirmish thats the nicest thing you have said to me
16:00 <matrix> Hippy lol
16:00 <matrix> Ok
16:00 <matrix> You know little grasshopper
16:00 <Zade> christ did someone put E in the water, everyone is going all gushy 
16:00 <Skirmish> Same with B1. When he's not being a turd he can contribute to intellectual conversation. 
17:00 <Floss> skirmish i had a bottle of moscato am i a druggy :/
17:00 <Loof> i never bore people with my hobbies or work, but tonight it seems to be the theme
17:00 <Zade> TheRiddler footscray won the grand final 
17:00 <Skirmish> No cause I drink that shit straight from the bottle. 
17:00 <Floss> lol like a baws
17:00 <Picard> Zade yes they did
17:00 <Floss> i used a glass but it still didnt take long
17:00 <Skirmish> Brown Brothers Moscato.  Hell yum.
17:00 <TheRiddler> yes I know
17:00 <Floss> i had jacobs creek tonight
17:00 <Picard> Zade u said u dated a girl who's family were into horses
17:00 <mrdanger> Skirmish, see the 11 year olds on meth?
17:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard can you tell us some old war stories?
17:00 <Skirmish> mrdanger: Where? 
17:00 <matrix> Lol
17:00 <Picard> i didnt go to war
17:00 <Picard> im not that old
17:00 <matrix> Mr danger still around
17:00 <TokenDaRing> how'd you dodge ww1 and ww2 conscriptions?
17:00 <Picard> lol
17:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: He has a lot of white feathers. 
18:00 <Picard> wtf
18:00 <Floss> not as good but meh bottleo had it
18:00 <TheRiddler> 90s years
18:00 <Picard> you are gay???
18:00 <Skirmish> I've tried most of the brands, I find the Brown Brothers to be the best tasting.
18:00 <Floss> yeah its lollhy syrup water
18:00 <Skirmish> OMG I drink wine ... therefore I own a winery. 
18:00 <Loof> alcohol is lame
18:00 <Zade> only when my dick is in your throat Picard
18:00 <Loof> no offense
18:00 <Picard> Zade u lying prick
18:00 <Loof> noobiest drug around
18:00 <Floss> its medicine loof
18:00 <Floss> lol
18:00 <matrix> Anyway.  This "hippy" has a server rebuild to start at 5 am
18:00 <matrix> So I am off to bed
18:00 <matrix> Night all
18:00 <zaim> night
18:00 <Picard> night
19:00 <Floss> i has my medicine
19:00 <Skirmish> Who was that? 
19:00 <Picard> me
19:00 <TheRiddler> they had a weight limit for their planes
19:00 <Picard> im not really here
19:00 <TheRiddler> picard exceeded it so he couldn't go to war
19:00 <Picard> can we know why?
20:00 <TheRiddler> a dick in picard's throat would be like the saying of throwing a hotdog down a hallway
20:00 <TheRiddler> but dont mention that to him he might get confused and take a bite
20:00 <Floss> picard is msgin me now ;(
20:00 <Floss> waaah
20:00 <Floss> STAHP
20:00 <Loof> desperate
20:00 <Loof> and bald
20:00 <Picard> Floss some advice next time u ride
20:00 <Floss> oh good
20:00 <Serenity> nope
20:00 <Picard> damn u
20:00 <simba> i knew that guy was bad news
20:00 <Picard> of course u did
20:00 <Skirmish> You should have done something then simba. 
20:00 <Picard> nostradamis
20:00 <simba> i couldnt without proof
20:00 <simba> but he seemed like a #cats faget
20:00 <Skirmish> I used to applaud your elevation to op. Now I question my support for you. 
20:00 <simba> thats why ur not op
20:00 <ShadowLurker> all the #cats krew are
21:00 <Floss> i love advice from leading experts
21:00 <Picard> ride him on a lead so u dont fall off lol
21:00 <Zade> lol
21:00 <Picard> at a walk
21:00 <Skirmish> Everyone knows that when you PM that person it means you are serious.
21:00 <Picard> safest option for someone who cant ride
21:00 <Floss> picard do you love me or soething
21:00 <Floss> im flattered but not interested
21:00 <Picard> wtf
21:00 <TheRiddler> picard needs a wheelchair to ride a horse
21:00 <Skirmish> Picard is so safe and secure in his skill set he needs to continue justifying himself to you Floss.
21:00 <Floss> if you could stop referring to me it would be great
21:00 <Picard> simba does his best
21:00 <Picard> at times he lets his emotions get in the way
21:00 <TokenDaRing> I legit thought cats was a room to actually talk about cats
22:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think his advice is sound
22:00 <Loof> dont be flattered, there isn't a female in melbourne he hasn't tried to bed
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <Picard> Loof incorrect
22:00 <Floss> lol im the last one
22:00 <Picard> i woudlnt do Maurice
22:00 <Floss> scrapin the barrle ay picard
22:00 <Floss> cheers
22:00 <Skirmish> ie: Maurice wouldn't do him.
22:00 <Picard> Floss i was pm'ed and told u like cock
22:00 <Picard> trying to help out
22:00 <Floss> im last cause im a shit rider and cant handle his l33t horse skillz
22:00 <TokenDaRing> I was disappointed
22:00 <Picard> meeeoooowww
22:00 <Skirmish> He needs to get off the oestrogen then. 
22:00 <Picard> Floss
22:00 <Picard> welcome
22:00 <Picard> did u fall off today?
22:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard rofl
22:00 <Skirmish> Don't be a fuckwit to Floss tonight Picard. 
22:00 <TokenDaRing> I love how you always try to chat up girls Picard
22:00 <Picard> why are u a kiss arse Skirmish
23:00 <Loof> whore skills
23:00 <TheRiddler> .
23:00 <Floss> id love whore skills
23:00 <Floss> bahaha
23:00 <Picard> other then ride around a paddock what do u actaully do with these horses?
23:00 <Loof> picards daughter can suck a golf ball through 30 metres of garden hose
23:00 <TheRiddler> ...
23:00 <TheRiddler> he told you
23:00 <TheRiddler> she
23:00 <Floss> i have a butchers business on the side
23:00 <Picard> saying welcome is chatting up a girl?
23:00 <Skirmish> I am not a kiss ass. I was here last night though and that was more than enough. 
23:00 <Picard> son u need to get out more
23:00 <Floss> He loves me its cool  totally used to love sick puppy  dogs
23:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/i0IJJ.jpg
23:00 <simba> he was PMing me asking me who roxy_gurl was
23:00 <TheRiddler> she's got big hips
23:00 <Floss> Lol
23:00 <TheRiddler> hopefully a big but tooo
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <Picard> i was?
23:00 <Floss> I am a roomy mare
23:00 <Picard> lol roomy
23:00 <Skirmish> I am going to do something I get paid to do ... and when I return I want to see you come up with something new and original if you are going to hassle Floss tonight. Ok Picard?  Ok. 
23:00 <Picard> simba i told Floss last night i train horses, she didnt believe me
24:00 <Picard> so u sell horse meat?
24:00 <Floss> tomorrows special is rupert sausages 8.99
24:00 <Floss> cajun style
24:00 <Loof> do you sell horse?
24:00 <Floss> i sell women
24:00 <Floss> im a pimp
24:00 <Picard> u talk shit
24:00 <Floss> you can call me willy
24:00 <Floss> dont make me get out the baby powder now son.
24:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard
24:00 <TokenDaRing> you seem angry tonight
24:00 <TokenDaRing> what is the problem?
24:00 <simba> ok
24:00 <Picard> fuck off Skirmish
24:00 <Floss> Lol nobody cares
24:00 <Skirmish> You are his back up simba. 
24:00 <Skirmish> Are you writing his biography? 
24:00 <Picard> simba knows the truth
24:00 <Picard> no, he stalked me for a bit
24:00 <Floss> Lol they r lovera
24:00 <Floss> Lovers even
24:00 <Skirmish> Picard ... The life of an IRC has been, that never was. 
24:00 <simba> yea i went n visited him in the desert
24:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish hahahahah
24:00 <Picard> dessert 
25:00 <Picard> angry?
25:00 <Picard> lol
25:00 <Floss> he is troubled my my obvious awesomeness
25:00 <Skirmish> He is right. 
25:00 <Floss> some pp cant take it
25:00 <TheRiddler> he's angry
25:00 <Floss> its ok, i ude to it darls
25:00 <Floss> used*
25:00 <TheRiddler> totes angry
25:00 <Floss> nails.....
25:00 <Skirmish> It seems he is reacting to the lack of Panda. Panda completes him.
25:00 <Saemon> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/sex-on-a-tram-couples-public-liaison-shocks-commuters/story-fni0fit3-1227074015989?sv=64aaae1751817dab146146674a8de378&nk=46a7bf4dccc8ecd653b77481ff68d30e
25:00 <Saemon> lol
25:00 <Picard> yes, id love to be able to fall off a horse at a trot
25:00 <Maurice> I wouldnt be able to find his dick under the gut
25:00 <Skirmish> *gone*
25:00 <Picard> go
25:00 <Picard> fuck off
25:00 <Picard> :P
25:00 <Floss> Like a virgin
25:00 <simba> its desert u faget
25:00 <Floss> Touched for the very first time
25:00 <Picard> i like dessert u faggot
25:00 <Serenity> dessert is something you eat
25:00 <Picard> i know
25:00 <simba> a lot
25:00 <Picard> i like to eat
25:00 <Picard> dessert
25:00 <simba> --fat jokes ---
25:00 <Picard> pavlova
25:00 <Floss> What the actual fuck
25:00 <Picard> and cheesecake
26:00 <Floss> MO' REECE!
26:00 <Saemon> i would have so whiped my dick out and started jerking off in front of them
26:00 <Floss> POW POW!
26:00 <Saemon> if i was on that tram
26:00 <Thoth> so beauty and the geeks finally found attractive girls who are actually interested in geeks... unfortunately they're former hookers, live in las vegas, and are only interested in money. That'll work out great aye
26:00 <Loof> more rice
26:00 <Picard> lol Thoth
26:00 <simba> what the fuck Floss
26:00 <Floss> Let's play Guess Who's Mentally Unstable!!!
26:00 <Picard> Floss did u manage to stay in the saddle today?
26:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/6R6yb.jpg
27:00 <Floss> lol i purbed wine flavour
27:00 <Floss> burped also
27:00 <Floss> teehee
27:00 <Loof> i burped smoke before
27:00 <Loof> bongburp
27:00 <Floss> gnarly
27:00 <TokenDaRing> Floss is it Picard for $100?
27:00 <Floss> Lol riddler
27:00 <Floss> Ding ding ding!
27:00 <Floss> Brb dinns
28:00 <Saemon> omg
28:00 <Loof> wish i had more to deal with this crippling boredom
28:00 <Saemon> Dion evicted from bigbrother
28:00 <Loof> every cunt is out partying
28:00 <Saemon> meh he was under the radar anyway
28:00 <Floss> i dont watch it
28:00 <Saemon> didnt really do much
29:00 <Thoth> wine is gross
29:00 <Floss> OMG DONT SWEAR
29:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon you black cock loving homo
29:00 <Skirmish> Thoth: Until I drank moscato I would have agreed with you.
29:00 <Loof> Saemon will get you man
29:00 <Loof> watch out
30:00 <Floss> sea mon
30:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon will flail at me helplessly
30:00 <Loof> lol
30:00 <Floss> lol my tongue
30:00 <Floss> is being random
30:00 <Loof> the fart and cry at the same time and run
30:00 <TokenDaRing> Floss do you have a tongue piercing?
30:00 <Floss> nooooo
30:00 <Loof> titty piercing?
30:00 <Floss> nooooooo
30:00 <Loof> clit?
30:00 <Floss> :/
30:00 <Thoth> Moscato is a variety of wine, which means its inheriently gross
30:00 <simba> wtf
30:00 <simba> Picard just started spamming me with FAG
30:00 <simba> did someone just ban him
31:00 <Loof> i pierced mine
31:00 <Thoth> Just drink jagermeister 
31:00 <Floss> no
31:00 <Floss> ears notheing else no tats no piercing
31:00 <Skirmish> I had Jager and mother once. Never had it outside of that time.
31:00 <Loof> anal?
31:00 <Thoth> Its nice straight as well
31:00 <TokenDaRing> Mother and Jager are shit
31:00 <Floss> OMG OFCOURSE ANAL
31:00 <TokenDaRing> Red Bull and Jager are ok
31:00 <Thoth> Served ice cold
31:00 <Floss> but seruoisly no
31:00 <Loof> nice
31:00 <TokenDaRing> Jager straight is good
31:00 <Serenity> is it picard
31:00 <Serenity> or picord
31:00 <Serenity> because they arent the same person
31:00 <paNdiS> sezzzz
31:00 <paNdiS> <3
31:00 <paNdiS> so happi ur back
31:00 <simba>  lol
31:00 <paNdiS> n when ur on ur back
31:00 <simba> its Picord
31:00 <simba> didnt c that
31:00 <Serenity> yes its someone from cats
31:00 <Serenity> its not picard
31:00 <paNdiS> with a sharp hot knife cuming down on u!
31:00 <Serenity> pissed i banned their bot
31:00 <paNdiS> oh yerrr Picord
32:00 <Skirmish> I tend to not drink all that often and when I do it's usually a 6 pack of beer/cider or a bottle of moscato.
32:00 <Floss> same skirmish
32:00 <Skirmish> I hate red bull.  Cannot drink it.
32:00 <Floss> it is how i can get plastered for 13.99
32:00 <Picard> Floss u should pierce your clit, then tie it to the saddle it might keep you on the horse not on your arse
32:00 <Skirmish> Why are you trying so hard Picard? 
32:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah Picard
32:00 <Floss> you should pierce your dick to your balls then your balls to your head
32:00 <TokenDaRing> what's your problem tonight
32:00 <Skirmish> Why do you feel the need to fill the void left by Panda?
32:00 <paNdiS> awells
32:00 <simba> thanx 4 replying Serenity u r good at that 50% of the time
32:00 <paNdiS> they tried hard
32:00 <Serenity> im not talking to you in pm simba
32:00 <simba> rude
32:00 <Picard> not me
32:00 <paNdiS> testing
32:00 <Picard> picord
32:00 <paNdiS> slinky
33:00 <Picard> what problem?
33:00 <TokenDaRing> Do you miss Matthew?
33:00 <Floss> you caould talk a hole lot less shit with a dick in your mouth
33:00 <Floss> i cant type lol
33:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: I agree, red bull is gross. However it is made quite nice when mixed with jagermeister
33:00 <Picard> you know all about that
33:00 <Skirmish> You are behaving exactly like Panda normally does Picard.  Why? 
33:00 <Floss> red bull too sweet for me
33:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard's wife puts a ball gag in his mother
33:00 <paNdiS> fk
33:00 <Bonny> it's oxygen
33:00 <Picard> Picord> you old faggot git
33:00 <Picard> <Picord> how does it feel when you piss yourself
33:00 <Serenity> ah well whoever it is can suck my toes
33:00 <Picard> Picord is [email protected] * enable user hosts @ kiwiirc.com
33:00 <paNdiS> yer Picard he said some gay shit to me
33:00 <Picard> looks familiar
34:00 <Picard> Skirmish u are not superior to anyone here, stop acting like u are
34:00 <Floss> picard, go fuck a goat
34:00 <Floss> or your mum
34:00 <Picard> wow a goat?
34:00 <Floss> whoever has less chin hair
34:00 <Loof> and for gods sake make sure the goat is an adult
34:00 <Floss> so prob goat
34:00 <Picard> ahhhh now the mum jokes
34:00 <Skirmish> It's no act. You know that. Stop trying to deflect the question. Why are you carrying on like Panda?
34:00 <TokenDaRing> Loof he can't, the goat runs away
34:00 <Loof> lol
34:00 <Picard> im nothing like panda
34:00 <Skirmish> Tonight you are.
34:00 <Floss> apart fro being big and fluffy and black and white
34:00 <simba> phew
34:00 <ShadowLurker> get out Fennec_Fox
34:00 <ShadowLurker> damnit
35:00 <Picard> all goats are black and white?
35:00 <Floss> picard cant you just go away
35:00 <Floss> youre such a buzzkill
35:00 <Picard> cant you
35:00 <Floss> no 
35:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: your judgement is flawed. Picard would need to increase his amount of conversation by 30 times, in order to appear like panda
35:00 <Picard> dont you have fantasy horses to feed?
35:00 <Floss> so you have to
35:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard will die of old age soon
36:00 <TokenDaRing> no one will be at the funeral
36:00 <Maurice> Floss, are those pics of you and your horses make believe?
36:00 <Floss> omg someone told me to think that when old ppl are cunts to me
36:00 <Floss> all you say is "lol youre gunna die soon!"
36:00 <Thoth> Floss: and then they say, "yea but I lived a better fucking life then you ever will"
36:00 <Picard> lol
36:00 <Floss> my loife rules
36:00 <Zade> lol
36:00 <Floss> i has a sammich
36:00 <Picard> sure it does
36:00 <Maurice> This is Floss and her horse http://images.cpcache.com/merchandise/514_400x400_NoPeel.jpg?region=name:FrontCenter,id:18845325,w:16
36:00 <Thoth> Floss: or maybe, "yea, but I did fuck your mum"
36:00 <Picard> simba?
36:00 <simba> what
36:00 <TokenDaRing> look out simba he might be coming onto you
37:00 <Loof> yawn
37:00 <Floss> maurice i am a sexy stick bitch
37:00 <Thoth> Maurice: are you jealous cause she's thin?
37:00 <Floss> maurice does not know jealousy
37:00 <Skirmish> Such serious business this place.
37:00 <simba> i no
37:00 <Skirmish> I will make a new melbourne channel. It will be a chat utopia. 
37:00 <TokenDaRing> I shall follow you
37:00 <Picard> <simba> phew
37:00 <TokenDaRing> you have my mirc client
37:00 <simba> <simba> fuk of picard!@!!!
37:00 <Picard> lol Skirmish who will join?
37:00 <Picard> nasty
37:00 <Serenity> Skirmish now you sound like shads
38:00 <Floss> cause tits
38:00 <Skirmish> http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/328979/80466743.jpg    <----- Picard visiting his horses. 
38:00 <Thoth> Tits don't count when you're fat
38:00 <Floss> LOL
38:00 <Floss> skirmish
38:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon has tits too
38:00 <TokenDaRing> like, DD cup tits
38:00 <Loof> lol
38:00 <Loof> they bring all the boys to the yard
38:00 <Floss> dont diss maurice now, she said i was a stick person
38:00 <Floss> shes ok.
38:00 <Picard> maybe they are brothers
38:00 <simba> #shads
38:00 <Serenity> who opened #MELB0RNE
38:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Yeah the only difference is, I am not shads.
38:00 <milk> yeah, people should really learn toget along
38:00 <TokenDaRing> who is shads?
38:00 <Picard> no, shads has a clue
38:00 <TokenDaRing> did his room die?
38:00 <simba> Serenity and I should learn to get along
39:00 <Picard> pity your not
39:00 <Floss> lol peter griffin
39:00 <Floss> bahaha
39:00 <Thoth> Floss: every man likes ribs
39:00 <Floss> im chunky
39:00 <Floss> but sassy also
39:00 <Maurice> Thoth, I was more taking the piss out of Picard thinking her horses are fake
39:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/H7TP5.jpg the making of nikah minag's music video
39:00 <Maurice> Get a grip and not on your knob
39:00 <Thoth> Maurice: but thats where I keep my brains
39:00 <Maurice> Maybe not so tight then
39:00 <Skirmish> Shads is a fat beer swilling dope that thinks he is Australia's version of deadmau5. 
39:00 <Serenity> maybe if you werent passive agressive and strange we would
39:00 <TokenDaRing> ouch
39:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish that reminds me of some guy on this server who kept hassling me in PM
39:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: He also likes to threaten peoples kids with violence. 
40:00 <Floss> if theire fake im spending a lot of money on fuck all man
40:00 <Floss> and my farrier is as dumb as me 
40:00 <Floss> omg harry potter invisible horse cart
40:00 <Floss> AM IA T HOGWARTS
40:00 <Loof> this is retarded as
40:00 <TokenDaRing> oh, what a winner
40:00 <Serenity> he told me he was going to bomb my car and rape and kill my kids
40:00 <Serenity> hes a fuckqit
40:00 <Serenity> fuckwit
40:00 <Picard> lol
40:00 <Skirmish> paNdiS did the same thing. Why did he survive and remain here?
41:00 <Serenity> he didnt
41:00 <Serenity> he got banned for a month
41:00 <Serenity> same as shads did
41:00 <Skirmish> Ah I see. 
41:00 <TokenDaRing> why not just perma ban for that shit?
41:00 <milk> what if your kids never get sex from you?
41:00 <TokenDaRing> like, seriously, that's some fucked up crap
41:00 <Serenity> .
41:00 <ShadowLurker> wtf
41:00 <Serenity> milk you're a fucking dickhead
42:00 <Floss> we lost Loof
42:00 <Floss> Mm homemade pizza
42:00 <Picard> paNdiS was coming to cut my head off
42:00 <Floss> I can't execute a hairflip :/
42:00 <simba> jamie olivers home made pizzas
42:00 <Skirmish> I think you would learn to love this channel again if you did more of that Serenity. 
43:00 <Thoth> So?
43:00 <Floss> just sayin
43:00 <Picard> damn
43:00 <Floss> is it bed time
43:00 <Thoth> Its past your bed time, yes
43:00 <ShadowLurker> i think you should leave it alone
43:00 <Floss> I have to sweep my hair away with my hand like a damn barbarian
43:00 <Serenity> lol
43:00 <Floss> I smell like medicine lol
44:00 <Picard> yeah get back to fantasy land and dream some more stories for us
44:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard did your wife rub ben gay over your arsehole tonight?
44:00 <TokenDaRing> it's ok, Picard smells like mothballs
44:00 <Skirmish> lol
44:00 <Serenity> i bet Skirmish smells like cloves
45:00 <Floss> and tell you it was special and different from everyone elses
45:00 <Picard> Skirmish doesnt shower
45:00 <Skirmish> I smell like brute and Calvin Klein. 
45:00 <Floss> He's just upset cause he was late to the man boy love meeting
45:00 <Picard> gay
45:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard likes to bath in formaldehyde every night, keeps him preserved
45:00 <Picard> yes
45:00 <Floss> I smell like tiger balm
45:00 <Skirmish> lol TokenDaRing is giving Picard a schooling. 
46:00 <TokenDaRing> it's past your bedtime Picard
46:00 <TokenDaRing> better get to bed or you'll be more cranky in morning
46:00 <Thoth> I farted
46:00 <Thoth> Just saying
46:00 <Thoth> It smells like the marinade from the chicken I had tonight
46:00 <Picard> ive been 63 for 12 years
46:00 <TokenDaRing> how long were you 62 for?
46:00 <Floss> I can't school on my phone can't type fast enough
46:00 <Picard> 1 yea
46:00 <Picard> r
46:00 <simba> ur at school at this hour??
46:00 <TokenDaRing> oh, I thought it'd have been 20
46:00 <TokenDaRing> weren't you there when Magna Carta got signed?
47:00 <Floss> lol
47:00 <Picard> fuck up TokenDaRing
47:00 <Floss> ay ay ay
47:00 <Floss> farts are ALWAYS ok
47:00 <Picard> not if u are giving head
47:00 <Zade> lol
48:00 <Picard> thats never ok
48:00 <Floss> yeah but while getting head its fine
48:00 <Floss> almost a compliment
48:00 <Floss> so it all balances out
48:00 <Picard> nuh
48:00 <Floss> well you wouldnt know picard
48:00 <Floss> so sit down champ
48:00 <Skirmish> I am getting hungry. Time to bust open the bag and see what I can have. I think my options are a oats bar, small tin of tuna or an apple.
48:00 <Picard> apple
48:00 <Picard> horses eat oats
48:00 <Skirmish> I tend to leave the apple until 530am and have it just before I drive home.
48:00 <Floss> I made a pepperoni pizza
48:00 <Floss> I did good
48:00 <Picard> and save a dolphin, dont eat tuna
49:00 <Picard> only thing u get to suck is your stallion, thats a lot of cum
49:00 <Floss> i doubt youd know your flaccid little green penis from next tuesday
49:00 <Picard> i reckon ive seen Floss is beastiality porn
49:00 <angelic_angel> Picard has a penis?
49:00 <Floss> or maybe a festering would where one used to be
49:00 <Floss> wound even
49:00 <Skirmish> Dolpins should avoid the nets if they didn't want to end up in tuna cans. Sucks to be them.
50:00 <angelic_angel> Its more likely
50:00 <angelic_angel> Except the used to be part
50:00 <Floss> lol
50:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard's grumpy because he can't wank his own penis
50:00 <angelic_angel> Her*
50:00 <Floss> with his little t-rex arms
50:00 <Skirmish> Packaging says it is dolphin friendly. 
50:00 <TokenDaRing> it just processes them in a friendly way
50:00 <Picard> lol and you believe that?
50:00 <Picard> dolphins should be saved
51:00 <Picard> i am?
51:00 <Picard> i lol so much at how much u cunts think u know me
51:00 <Floss> we dont 
51:00 <Floss> we dont care
51:00 <Floss> we jsut want you to stahp.
51:00 <Picard> you care
51:00 <Picard> if u didnt u wouldnt be so obsessed with me
51:00 <Floss> So busting for an arguement
51:00 <Picard> Floss behave
51:00 <TokenDaRing> Floss just tell Picard you're up for a good time
51:00 <TokenDaRing> that's about the same thing
51:00 <Picard> we are in a friendly happy mood tonight
51:00 <TokenDaRing> how was your day Picard?
51:00 <Picard> great
51:00 <TokenDaRing> what'd you get up to?
52:00 <Floss> lol mariah carey
52:00 <Floss> I meant you are busting for an aeguement pitard
52:00 <Picard> no im not Floss
52:00 <paNdiS> TokenDaRing
52:00 <paNdiS> i miss you man
52:00 <TokenDaRing> paNdiS gtfo, aren't you supposed to be banned?
52:00 <Picard> worked, went to the doctors 
52:00 <paNdiS> um
52:00 <paNdiS> for like 2 hrs
52:00 <paNdiS> maybe 2 days
52:00 <Skirmish> It seems he has negotiated his way out of it. 
52:00 <TokenDaRing> why don't you go key your mates car again
53:00 <Picard> :P
53:00 <angelic_angel> Shes old now
53:00 <angelic_angel> Isnt she?
53:00 <Floss> i spose
53:00 <angelic_angel> Iuno
53:00 <Floss> she looks ok though but ithink shed be a massive bitch
53:00 <paNdiS> I paid Maurice a tonne of gold in Minecraft..
53:00 <Picard> lol
53:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
53:00 <TokenDaRing> Maurice do you play Minecraft?
53:00 <Skirmish> Fuck off paNdiS it was a week and you know it. I realise you play dumb really well but cut it out.
53:00 <paNdiS> what's funny
53:00 <Picard> Skirmish why do u care?
53:00 <Maurice> No, I don't
53:00 <Skirmish> Because he pollutes my screen.
53:00 <TokenDaRing> because paNdiS likes to threaten people
53:00 <Picard> ./ignore
53:00 <paNdiS> lol 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps!
53:00 <Picard> his threats are empty
53:00 <Floss> Ugh there's too many dickheads in here
53:00 <TokenDaRing> he's threatened to come bash me a few t imes
54:00 <Picard> they all look ok, u would too if u spent $1000's on surgery
54:00 <angelic_angel> Agreed
54:00 <Floss> i look awesome without it
54:00 <Picard> lies
54:00 <Floss> cause im awesome
54:00 <Picard> your fat arse cant stay in a saddle
54:00 <Floss> Can't.move.
54:00 <Picard> he threatened to come and cut my head off
54:00 <Skirmish> Hey kate.
54:00 <Picard> even left me a lovely caring voice message
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> Hey, sup?
54:00 <Serenity> sorry but didnt Maurice already say that she spoke to paNdiS about this ban in another channel?
54:00 <paNdiS> Picard whut
54:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard wait he called you?
54:00 <Serenity> why dont you all mind your business
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> MYOB!
54:00 <paNdiS> thx sezz
54:00 <Picard> yes TokenDaRing he called me
54:00 <TokenDaRing> that's fucked up
54:00 <Picard> y?
54:00 <TokenDaRing> calling people you harass on IRC
54:00 <Picard> im like his father, we talk on the phone all the time
55:00 <Floss> haters gonna hate
55:00 <Floss> lol
55:00 <Floss> i cant help feeding the trolls though
55:00 <Picard> :P
55:00 <angelic_angel> Through the carrot away
55:00 <TokenDaRing> wow that's weird
55:00 <Picard> Mew hello
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: I know it's hard to understand, but people befriend some of the tards here. 
55:00 <Picard> why weird?
55:00 <Mew> gday Picard
55:00 <Skirmish> Hey Mother Mew.
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> sexual reasons usually
55:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish why someone like paNdiS though? he's the sort of guy who comes around, smashes a few windows, puts a few holes in the walls then leaves
55:00 <Picard> lol TokenDaRing
55:00 <Floss> So... He's batman?
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
56:00 <angelic_angel> Er
56:00 <angelic_angel> Throw
56:00 <Picard> ??
56:00 <Picard> out of your arse?
56:00 <Picard> lol
56:00 <Bonny> lol
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> batman is way cooler 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ice cold
56:00 <TokenDaRing> he has as much angst as batman
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
56:00 <paNdiS> testing
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg cake!
56:00 <batman_pandy> im coming to smash your windows
56:00 <cake> omg yes!
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> how good is cake!
56:00 <cake> works for me
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes!
57:00 <Mew> hey skirmizzle :)
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> I feel a name change in my waters
57:00 <TokenDaRing> your waters?
57:00 <TokenDaRing> how pregnant are you?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
57:00 <paNdiS> sick
57:00 <paNdiS> im batman
57:00 <Skirmish> Panda has all the head noises to be Batman ... but none of the intelligence or co-ordination. 
57:00 <paNdiS> oi sezz
57:00 <Mew> katatonic_kake
57:00 <paNdiS> I'M GHOSTFACE
57:00 <Digerati> back
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO! NO MORE BABIES FOR ME EVER
57:00 <paNdiS> naw jk
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey mew
57:00 <paNdiS> thas u
57:00 <paNdiS> O_O
57:00 <Digerati> fucking cad pandis
57:00 <Digerati> sorry i was busy
57:00 <paNdiS> Digerati man
57:00 <Serenity> oh i found my mask the other day
57:00 <paNdiS> all good
57:00 <paNdiS> ima bout to have a cig
57:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI7yrWljrY4&feature=related t his is pandis
57:00 <Digerati> designing a house pandis
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Batman on Drugs:The Remake (May 1, 2007) 1:10 - Category: Comedy - 4,047,686 views - likes (83.1%), dislikes (16.9%)
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> gimp mask?
58:00 <angelic_angel> Why ask about my arse?
58:00 <paNdiS> srs?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> OR
58:00 <Digerati> edwardian styles
58:00 <Digerati> yeah
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> mexican wrestling mask?
58:00 <paNdiS> pimp motha fucka
58:00 <paNdiS> !
58:00 <Digerati> i bought land
58:00 <Serenity> ghostface
58:00 <paNdiS> yes?
58:00 <Digerati> i love the old taste
58:00 <paNdiS> same
58:00 <Digerati> i want old furniture
58:00 <paNdiS> I would like a log houose
58:00 <paNdiS> xD
58:00 <Picard> y
58:00 <Digerati> well new
58:00 <Digerati> but old style
58:00 <paNdiS> log house like in Legends of the Fall
58:00 <Floss> Why
58:00 <Picard> lol
58:00 <Digerati> everything replica
58:00 <paNdiS> yer
58:00 <Digerati> but not cheap shit
58:00 <Skirmish> Get a job is your first step to the home of your dreams Panda.
58:00 <paNdiS> i get what you mean
58:00 <Picard> instead of the tent u call home?
59:00 <Picard> why not
59:00 <Picard> well its bedtime for me
59:00 <Skirmish> Go to bed Panda.
59:00 <Picard> unlike most of u cunts i have a business to run 
59:00 <Picard> cant wait for work for the dole lollllllllllllllllllllllll
59:00 <Floss> imaginary business is tough
59:00 <Floss> coz imaginary economy
59:00 <Mew> i live in a log house
59:00 <paNdiS> fk yes
59:00 <Floss> I live in a house
59:00 <Picard> Mew u live under a rock on the beach on K.I
59:00 <Mew> they catch fire easy
59:00 <paNdiS> yer
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i live in a unit
59:00 <Digerati> i got a king louis set for under 5 grand, sofa and couch, ful leather
59:00 <paNdiS> same kate
59:00 <Serenity> ┌∩┐(◟‿◞◟‿◞)┌∩┐
59:00 <Digerati> thats damn cheap
59:00 <paNdiS> tho buyin a unit or townhouse nxt yr
59:00 <Mew> oh yes that's cos I'm a rock lobster
59:00 <Digerati> but made in china :9
59:00 <paNdiS> so Digerati my DREAM is to have the land
59:00 <Digerati> real eather but
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> I don't like leather lounges 
59:00 <Picard> im gunna eat u
59:00 <Floss> Rock lobster!
59:00 <paNdiS> and log house
59:00 <paNdiS> ahah
59:00 <Digerati> leather
00:00 <Picard> lol i pay more tax then what you earn 
00:00 <Skirmish> That's great. Night.
00:00 <British^Meat> yup c ya
00:00 <Floss> Picard, I am your father.
00:00 <Picard> he is dead
00:00 <Floss> So am I.
00:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard is your mother dead?
00:00 <Picard> what you are trying to say is you are a dead cunt?
00:00 <British^Meat> arent u going old timer?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> pleather either
00:00 <paNdiS> farmd trees course
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> that shit sucks too
00:00 <Digerati> furniture can get expensice
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> king furniture FTW
00:00 <paNdiS> i have a leather wrist band on
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok, random
00:00 <Picard> k im going to bed
00:00 <paNdiS> thx
00:00 <Digerati> and the tv has to be 80 inch cos of the size of the friggin lounge
00:00 <Picard> bye bye, be nice to each other
00:00 <Floss> I has a feather
00:00 <Picard> Floss dont fall of when u are trotting your pony :)
00:00 <Picard> off*
01:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing no
01:00 <Floss> so they had it right then
01:00 <Skirmish> Don't put too much pressure on him British^Meat. He trains horses.
01:00 <British^Meat> lol, what?
01:00 <Floss> yes and he is very learned
01:00 <Picard> floss cant ride horses, she falls off
01:00 <Skirmish> Wow that still? 
01:00 <simba> Cry me A River
01:00 <Digerati> dont know how much a 80 inch samsung will set me back
01:00 <simba> ver ver ver ver
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> google that shit
01:00 <Floss> I did a big shit the other day do u wanna obsess over that as well?
01:00 <Digerati> want to get it less than 5 grand
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> we basically don't need to converse… we could just google
01:00 <simba> 80 inch?? u may as wellm get a projector
01:00 <Digerati> simba, NEC ?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> why do you NEED 80 inches?
01:00 <Digerati> they cost like fucking 10 grand the entry level
01:00 <simba> i dunno
01:00 <Floss> Fuck he's a muppet
01:00 <simba> i forgot the best 1s 
02:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard your mother looks like a used condom
02:00 <British^Meat> Cant tear himself away from #melbourne :)
02:00 <Picard> well she is 77, what do u expect
02:00 <Skirmish> Picard doesn't have a mother. His father sprayed him up a wall and he hatched in the sun.
02:00 <Floss> LOL skirmish
02:00 <Floss> that made me chuckle
02:00 <Saemon> excuse me British^Meat, may i have a word with you, in private?
02:00 <Picard> Skirmish you are not better then anyone here lad
02:00 <British^Meat> sure
02:00 <Saemon> i dont want to make a scene here British^Meat 
02:00 <Picard> lol
02:00 <Floss> he is though hes a funny cunt
02:00 <Skirmish> Whatever helps you sleep Picard. Night.
02:00 <Digerati> at least nex
02:00 <Digerati> nec
02:00 <simba> no theyre not that expensive anymore
02:00 <Digerati> nothing less
02:00 <Serenity> 80 inches.. shit im happy with 8
02:00 <Floss> Lol 80inches
02:00 <Serenity> ahem
02:00 <Floss> Lol inches
02:00 <Digerati> 80 inch led you can get now for like under 5 grand
02:00 <simba> im happy with an inch to call my own
02:00 <Digerati> if you look around
02:00 <Floss> I has a 60 that's plenty
02:00 <Serenity> our house isnt big enough for anything more than our 55
03:00 <Picard> he is a cretin
03:00 <Floss> fuck off to bed pitard
03:00 <Picard> cant hold a job, takes roids and thinks he is buff
03:00 <British^Meat> lol still here...
03:00 <Floss> fuck
03:00 <Floss> off
03:00 <Floss> pitard
03:00 <Skirmish> Can't leave. Same as Panda. Addicted to this channel.
03:00 <British^Meat> get that one big uber jibe in then leave Andy :P
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm happy with ya mum
03:00 <Digerati> 65 inch will be to far away
03:00 <Digerati> 60 is excellent
03:00 <Digerati> but depends how big the lounge is
03:00 <Floss> I use the wee bedroom one more than the lounge one anyway
03:00 <Digerati> lounge is 20x20 in feet
03:00 <Digerati> thats a fair distance
03:00 <Serenity> we've got 55 in the lounge
03:00 <Serenity> 42 in the bedroom
03:00 <Floss> Yeah
04:00 <British^Meat> its coming, get ready
04:00 <Picard> :P
04:00 <Floss> omg its still trying desperately to pm me
04:00 <Floss> get the msg
04:00 <Skirmish> I bet he comments about Floss falling off a hose and quits. 
04:00 <Skirmish> Cause that's about how creative he is.
04:00 <Picard> a hose?
04:00 <Floss> lol
04:00 <Picard> lol
04:00 <Picard> moron
04:00 <Floss> i fell off the hsoe
04:00 <Floss> hose
04:00 <Skirmish> Quick, pick on my typo and quit instead.
04:00 <Floss> while watering the veggie patch
04:00 <Picard> i actually lol'ed then
04:00 <Picard> snorted lol
04:00 <Floss> but luckily pitard is an expert horticulturalist
04:00 <simba> thats almost 100 inches of tv in two rooms
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think we have 50 
04:00 <simba> for those of u playing at home
04:00 <Digerati> but the lounge will be 20 feet away from where the tv goes
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> I hardly watch tv
04:00 <Digerati> how big is minimal for that ?
04:00 <Skirmish> Welcome back Bonny.
04:00 <Bonny> ta
04:00 <simba> Digerati, what does an old man living on his own need an 80 inch tv for, u rnt gonna be hosting superbowls or blu ray nights
04:00 <simba> ...
04:00 <Digerati> bonny, the greek pizza gal
04:00 <Serenity> no idea
04:00 <Digerati> hey hun
04:00 <Bonny> I'm not greek, Digerati
04:00 <Digerati> ok
04:00 <Floss> I play the Sims on mine :D
04:00 <Digerati> when i met you, you said you were greek
05:00 <Picard> nuh that i know nothing about
05:00 <Floss> and has put me in my poae
05:00 <Floss> place even
05:00 <Skirmish> He's an old bald digger with a terrible home life that he uses irc to try and mitigate. 
05:00 <Skirmish> Leave him alone and ignore him. He will go away.
05:00 <Floss> like a pimple
05:00 <Floss> No she likes greek
05:00 <Digerati> i cant remember, but i met you at a train station
05:00 <Bonny> you must be mistaking me for someone else
05:00 <Floss> In the butt
05:00 <simba> lol
05:00 <Floss> Butthole pleasures
05:00 <simba> b1 and Digerati know EVERYONE on irc ok
05:00 <Digerati> i wore a suit
05:00 <Digerati> and you took me to your place
05:00 <Digerati> we had a pizza
05:00 <Floss> His finest chicken suit
05:00 <Digerati> bonny, you used to log onto fucking talk channel bbs
06:00 <Floss> pitard the pimple
06:00 <Picard> Skirmish sits alone in his mother garage trawling chat rooms and jerking off on cam with a finger in his arse to anyone who wants to watch
06:00 <angelic_angel> Simple pimple picard
06:00 <Floss> who deosnt
06:00 <Picard> me
06:00 <Skirmish> Yes, that is exactly what I do. Night.
06:00 <angelic_angel> Fits
06:00 <Floss> go to bed Pitard.
06:00 <Floss> One.
06:00 <Floss> Two.
06:00 <Floss> dont make me get to three
06:00 <Skirmish> Is Digerati experiencing an alternate reality?
06:00 <Serenity> its not about the butthole pleasures
06:00 <Digerati> maybe i am going nuts
06:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe?
06:00 <Bonny> nup
06:00 <Digerati> maybe i am logged into the 1990's
06:00 <TokenDaRing> and I think you are already
06:00 <Digerati> fuckkkk
06:00 <simba> u have the I_LOVE_YOU.EXE virus
06:00 <bee_girl> Evening frayedknot 
06:00 <Digerati> yeah
06:00 <Digerati> that was 99
07:00 <Picard> blow me bitch
07:00 <Floss> ohh no hun
07:00 <Floss> im straight
07:00 <Zade> damn i didnt get a chance to say goodnight to him 
07:00 <Skirmish> You put him under too much pressure British^Meat. He stayed all that time trying to think up something witty and "Blow me bitch" was the climax. 
07:00 <Digerati> i re the party in 99
07:00 <Digerati> fkn crazy
07:00 <Digerati> thought the world would end
07:00 <frayedknot> evening bee_girl 
07:00 <Skirmish> Is Digerati an old man simba?  It may explain why he was rabbiting on like Panda a few days ago.
07:00 <simba> Digerati parties with the biggest malakas in melbourne
07:00 <Skirmish> Having a seniors moment.
07:00 <simba> yea
07:00 <Digerati> fk u, i'm only 48
08:00 <Floss> lol
08:00 <Floss> it was underwhelming
08:00 <TokenDaRing> he's gone to take it out on his wife
08:00 <Skirmish> I question if he really has a wife.
08:00 <Floss> oh no hes still flooding me in pm
08:00 <Maurice> Or worse, he's gonna make her bang him
08:00 <Digerati> not old
08:00 <Digerati> still jog
08:00 <simba> do you still do those videos Digerati
08:00 <simba> youtube channel?
08:00 <Digerati> nah
08:00 <simba> r they still up ?
08:00 <Digerati> bill giannakis is history on youtube
08:00 <Digerati> rofl
09:00 <Floss> i need water
09:00 <Skirmish> I hope she isn't real.
09:00 <British^Meat> lol
09:00 <British^Meat> he always does that...
09:00 <simba> david zaharakis?
09:00 <Digerati> maybe
09:00 <Digerati> hahaha
09:00 <Digerati> scott hall ?
09:00 <Digerati> icer
09:00 <simba> matthew PANOS
09:00 <Digerati> f u man
09:00 <Digerati> jk
10:00 <Floss> im so glad i said about my sore back
10:00 <Floss> now ive spoken to an expert
10:00 <British^Meat> says "ok time to be rid of u cunts and go to bed"
10:00 <British^Meat> spends 5 more mins abusing ppl
10:00 <British^Meat> and leaves on a zing
10:00 <British^Meat> lol stupid sweaty old andy
10:00 <Skirmish> He is a sad individual that if I had pity to give, I would give it to him.
10:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSnGfq-hmqg
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Austnet many years ago, iCER's court case (Jun 18, 2011) 1:33 - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 1,231 views - likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
10:00 <Digerati> you are a unforgiving prick :)
10:00 <Digerati> but i love you
10:00 <simba> who me?
10:00 <Digerati> peace
10:00 <Digerati> yeah simba, i dont hate on anyone man
11:00 <British^Meat> you'd think older ppl would know better :/
11:00 <Floss> pity me im getting wine belly now
11:00 <Floss> might need a vommy
11:00 <British^Meat> y would u still be 50 and come on IRC just to act like a giant twat?
11:00 <Digerati> hehehe
11:00 <Digerati> hahaha
11:00 <Digerati> little cunt
11:00 <Digerati> floss
11:00 <Digerati> i want to get along
11:00 <simba> what the fuck r u talkin about m8
11:00 <Digerati> nevermind
11:00 <Digerati> sorry
11:00 <simba> i just asked if u have those youtube videos still lol
11:00 <simba> of you messing with an atari or something?
11:00 <stevenn> kok
11:00 <Digerati> i removed it
11:00 <Digerati> i modded a atari
11:00 <Digerati> atari team melbourne
12:00 <Floss> yuh
12:00 <Digerati> spread em
12:00 <Floss> no
12:00 <Digerati> now !
12:00 <Floss> i shant
12:00 <Thoth> Say
12:00 <Digerati> say say say
12:00 <Thoth> How many of you guys would bang Beyonce?
12:00 <Floss> i prob would
12:00 <Skirmish> I don't fuck black women.
12:00 <TokenDaRing> me either
12:00 <simba> u da man
12:00 <Digerati> shop closed in 2001 man, it was in moonee ponds
12:00 <Digerati> off puckle st
12:00 <Digerati> they released the final atari in 2001
12:00 <Digerati> and that was it
12:00 <simba> tommy pickles
12:00 <simba> that late?
12:00 <simba> what was it?
13:00 <Floss> but shes hot as??
13:00 <TokenDaRing> Beyonce looks like a drug fucked stripper
13:00 <Thoth> TokenDaRing: would you fuck any black woman?
13:00 <TokenDaRing> no
13:00 <Skirmish> Beyonce has not been hot since those close ups of her dancing and singing came out.
13:00 <Loof> cocaine is a hell of a drug
13:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm not attracted to black women
13:00 <Skirmish> She is a horror.
13:00 <Floss> lol those pics are great for a pick-me-up
13:00 <Digerati> google is ur friend
13:00 <Digerati> tracy grimshaw loves hackers
13:00 <simba> i dont think they were releasing hardware in 2001??
13:00 <Digerati> they did man
13:00 <Digerati> they released a replica
14:00 <Thoth> Floss: aren't you a chick? Thats pretty hawt
14:00 <Floss> i might be having a bad hair da, but at least i dont look like a juiced up black crak head
14:00 <Floss> yeah but i think most chicks would bang beyonce
14:00 <Floss> shes the queen
14:00 <Floss> its a power thig
14:00 <Digerati> they even released a commodore 64 in 2011
14:00 <simba> ohhhhhh ok...
14:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0wCvtkcMsM
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Commodore 64x Unboxing, signed by the late Barry Altman (Jul 20, 2011) 5:59 - Category: Science & Technology - 151,610 views - 595 likes (77.8%), 170 dislikes (22.2%)
14:00 <Digerati> enjoy
14:00 <Digerati> it is a quad core processor
14:00 <Digerati> with 16 gig ram
14:00 <simba> thought you were talking new consoles
14:00 <Digerati> commodore 64
15:00 <Skirmish> You just said she was a juiced up black crak head. 
15:00 <Floss> power thing
15:00 <Floss> in those pics yeah lol but i look pretty random in pics too
15:00 <Floss> when i say rando i mean i look like a man
15:00 <Loof> show us
15:00 <Digerati> it looks nice
15:00 <simba> pretty expesnive 4 that thing
15:00 <Digerati> original
15:00 <Digerati> it is a quad core
15:00 <Digerati> what else you want ?
15:00 <stevenn> load * 8,1
15:00 <simba> just an SNES 4 me thanx
15:00 <Digerati> keys work, but dont need to use them
16:00 <Floss> too drunk
16:00 <Loof> your cock
16:00 <Floss> think waix with a brown wig
16:00 <Maurice> Christ
16:00 <Digerati> hook a kb to it, it has usb ports
16:00 <stevenn> mod your xbox360 to play any game!
17:00 <Floss> yep. im that sexy.
17:00 <Floss> form an orderly queue now
17:00 <Loof> is this pieter?
17:00 <TokenDaRing> beyonce looks more like a bad drag queen
17:00 <Skirmish> Ah stevenn is back. Welcome back.
17:00 <simba> thats cheating
17:00 <stevenn> hahaha
17:00 <stevenn> yeah, thats what they tell me
17:00 <stevenn> where did i go ?
17:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj8HHVUT_4g
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 8-bit Scarface (uncensored) (Oct 16, 2011) 2:49 - Category: Film & Animation - 94,189 views - 1,633 likes (97.8%), 37 dislikes (2.2%)
17:00 <Digerati> for you simba
18:00 <TokenDaRing> than a queen
18:00 <Loof> nigger queen
18:00 <Thoth> Floss: I don't care how fat and ugly you are, but if you ever get the chance to fuck beyonce, I'll be there, jerking gerkhin
18:00 <Floss> there are far uglier women
18:00 <British^Meat> beyonces alright int she?
18:00 <British^Meat> Its either her or nicky minage innit?
18:00 <British^Meat> surely minage is more whorey
18:00 <Floss> not minage pastic arse
18:00 <Floss> pastic lol
18:00 <Thoth> Minaj looks like a gremlin
18:00 <Floss> stupid facial expressions
18:00 <Skirmish> I thought as much.
18:00 <Skirmish> I want to play the old C64 Bruce Lee game but I cannot get an emulator to work on the pc with it.
19:00 <Floss> wide eyed and wide mouthed
19:00 <Floss> lol
19:00 <Thoth> http://www.geekalerts.com/u/Greta-Female-Gremlin-Life-Size-Puppet.jpg
19:00 <Thoth> Greta is probably a more talented singer, too
19:00 <Digerati> skirmish, you need a powerful pc to emulate shit like that
19:00 <Digerati> good gfx card
19:00 <Digerati> heaps of ram
19:00 <simba> how come?
19:00 <Digerati> and a good cpe
19:00 <Digerati> cpu
19:00 <Skirmish> How about two SLI 2GB cards with an I7 driving it?
19:00 <TokenDaRing> you can play a c64 emulator on a first gen pentium
20:00 <Floss> might be bedtime soon
20:00 <Digerati> most code like that writes straight to the gpu for rendering
20:00 <simba> i know that SNES and mega drive emulators are easy to run so why would commodore 64 require more
20:00 <TokenDaRing> I'd say even the most basic phone on the market right now could run it
20:00 <Digerati> good code that is
20:00 <TokenDaRing> simba they don't
20:00 <Digerati> depends on the coder
20:00 <paNdiS> dig
20:00 <paNdiS> pm
20:00 <Digerati> mame is the best
20:00 <Skirmish> He's being an old geezer again. 
20:00 <Digerati> mame32
20:00 <simba> lol
20:00 <Digerati> wtf is wrong with mame now ?
20:00 <Digerati> all code is written in masm
20:00 <Digerati> can you code in asm ?
21:00 <Loof> man i love small titties
21:00 <Loof> they rule so much
21:00 <Loof> gravity friendly
21:00 <British^Meat> hands up who likes Loof
21:00 <Floss> cant motorboat
21:00 <Digerati> they stil do
21:00 <Skirmish> Not sure about Picard thinking he is like Panda's dad ... it seems Digerati IS Panda's dad. 
21:00 <Digerati> www.scene.org
21:00 <Digerati> go for it
21:00 <Digerati> see how good you are
21:00 <Serenity> i can run emulators on my phone ffs
21:00 <Serenity> i dont think you need a super good machine
21:00 <Digerati> i recommend farb-rausch
21:00 <Digerati> scene.org
21:00 <Digerati> come one
21:00 <Digerati> come all
21:00 <Digerati> come on
22:00 <Loof> motorboating should be banned
22:00 <Floss> nighty night petals
22:00 <Digerati> see if you can code in binary
22:00 <simba> c64 emus dont seem 2 be that common on the popular emu sites
22:00 <Digerati> smarty
22:00 <simba> weird
22:00 <Digerati> masm is for mame
22:00 <Digerati> mame are the best coders for emus
22:00 <Digerati> simple as that
22:00 <Digerati> they been around since the 90's
22:00 <simba> ok
23:00 <Digerati> they got the original roms from the vendors
23:00 <Digerati> stole it :) haha
23:00 <Digerati> from the boards
23:00 <Digerati> but they are coolk
23:00 <Digerati> least they have the original pacman
23:00 <TokenDaRing> I have a c64 emulator called ccs64
23:00 <TokenDaRing> works fine
24:00 <Loof> fat bitches be so gross
24:00 <simba> pacman is on nintendo now
24:00 <paNdiS> :)
24:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: Software you can download or is it run from the browser? 
24:00 <Digerati> not the original rom but
24:00 <Digerati> it was bought buy taito
24:00 <Digerati> konami originally owned it
24:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish software I can download
24:00 <paNdiS> i wanna see
24:00 <paNdiS> oh man
24:00 <Digerati> pacman has made billions of dollars
24:00 <paNdiS> Dig I cant wait for you to tell me what you think of this movie
24:00 <TokenDaRing> http://www.ccs64.com/
24:00 <Digerati> it is still no1
24:00 <paNdiS> YIFY dl of course.
25:00 <Loof> so many women walking around wearing tight shit that need to realise they are a LOT fatter than they think
25:00 <Loof> and when some fat bitch gets her tits out i wanna barf
25:00 <bee_girl> http://youtu.be/3vIaCXCkkrs
25:00 <paNdiS> ;)
25:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: Cheers. I was trying to get ones to run via browser.
25:00 <Digerati> will see it pandis
25:00 <paNdiS> seen The Edge? Antony Hopkins?
25:00 <paNdiS> for me it was like a new age The Edge.
25:00 <Digerati> hopkins is one of our finest actors
25:00 <paNdiS> yes
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Smith's Chips Gobbledok ad (1987) (Jun 6, 2007) 0:30 - Category: Comedy - 94,949 views - likes (95.5%), 5 dislikes (4.5%)
26:00 <paNdiS> him, alec baldwin in The Edge oh yea
26:00 <paNdiS> then this one just goes further.
26:00 <paNdiS> oh and
26:00 <paNdiS> no sets
26:00 <simba> whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
26:00 <paNdiS> filmed all in the elements :P
26:00 <simba> a carrot lokklklo
26:00 <Floss> An orange parrot
27:00 <Digerati> love birds
27:00 <simba> Digerati, only the most powerful of gaming/media PCs can run mIRC.
28:00 <Digerati> simba
28:00 <Digerati> dude
28:00 <Digerati> code is variabkes
28:00 <Digerati> variabies
28:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm running mIRC on a cluster right now
28:00 <simba> I bought a gaming PC to run mIRC and 8bit gaming emus
28:00 <TokenDaRing> it's very laggy though
28:00 <Digerati> simba, i use mirc 4 on a fkn quad core running win8
29:00 <Digerati> do i need more ?
29:00 <Digerati> its just chat
29:00 <simba> probably
29:00 <simba> mirc is very high demand
29:00 <Digerati> mirc is not a game
29:00 <simba> oh its so much more
29:00 <simba> i agree
29:00 <Digerati> different code
29:00 <simba> mIRC: its more than a game
29:00 <Digerati> games require gpu
29:00 <Digerati> irc dont need gpu
29:00 <Digerati> that's what i am saying
30:00 <Loof> i see ads were just as lame and shit back in the old days
30:00 <Digerati> you are l33t by now simba
30:00 <simba> only a powerful gaming PC can handle mIRC.
30:00 <Digerati> you aint stupid
30:00 <Digerati> you are intelligent and educated and knowledgeable
30:00 <Digerati> and i am not being cunning or snide
30:00 <Digerati> being honest
30:00 <simba> oh u 
30:00 <Digerati> so dont be a rsole
30:00 <Skirmish> lol panda is begging for the pic of my mrs again. 
30:00 <simba> im being genuine
30:00 <Digerati> that is what i hate
31:00 <Loof> gobbledick
31:00 <simba> genuine irc user
31:00 <Digerati> you are being an idiot
31:00 <Skirmish> Find your own women. 
31:00 <simba> well the thing u said about the c64 emu was funny
31:00 <Digerati> when i was honest what you are above
31:00 <Digerati> being intelligent
31:00 <Digerati> that is being snide
31:00 <Digerati> dont pride too much on knowledge man
31:00 <Digerati> its just that
31:00 <Digerati> knowledge
32:00 <frayedknot> you don't remember the gobbledok ads?
32:00 <simba> whats ur fav game of all time Digerati?
32:00 <Digerati> intelligence is another thing
32:00 <Digerati> code is structured
32:00 <ShadowLurker> wise words of an idiot
32:00 <Digerati> chess
32:00 <Skirmish> simba: Apparently my mrs is going to leave me for you according to one of panda's mates. 
32:00 <Skirmish> Just a heads up. 
32:00 <Digerati> would you like a game of chess instead ?
32:00 <Digerati> kasparovs
32:00 <ShadowLurker> "mates"
33:00 <Loof> 90s or some shit
33:00 <Maurice> What a blast from the past
33:00 <Loof> tv sucks dick
33:00 <Maurice> So does your mum
33:00 <bee_girl> 80s 
33:00 <Maurice> His kid probably broke his thats why he bags tv
33:00 <Maurice> He breaks everything else
33:00 <Digerati> i have beat the computer in chess done in dos with asm
33:00 <Digerati> the impossible i did in 10 moves
33:00 <Digerati> knight to king bishop
33:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
33:00 <Digerati> now work it out
34:00 <Loof> not even any cg, just some retarded looking puppet
34:00 <angelic_angel> Pfff
34:00 <angelic_angel> Puppet
34:00 <Loof> yeah like you cocksniffer
34:00 <Digerati> fucked the pc
34:00 <Digerati> cant win em all
34:00 <ShadowLurker> apon being challenged the resident #melbourneian resorts to incessant ranting about nonsense
34:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <simba> Skirmish how olds ur son?
34:00 <Digerati> hate chess
35:00 <angelic_angel> Yup
35:00 <Loof> a puppet
35:00 <Loof> your dad controls the strings tied to your cock
35:00 <angelic_angel> Original
35:00 <angelic_angel> Smiths i mean
35:00 <Maurice> It was 1987, it's lucky it was even in colour
35:00 <angelic_angel> Flavour sensation
35:00 <bee_girl> Lol Maurice 
35:00 <simba> dw im not gonna go down a panda route with that
35:00 <Digerati> but thats all i love
35:00 <Digerati> chess
35:00 <Skirmish> simba: He's 14 next Feb. You want him too? 
35:00 <Digerati> i guess the lord must live in new york city
35:00 <simba> my gfs mum today went thru her lil bros tablet today and found hes been watching porn for like 2 days straight lol
35:00 <simba> and hes 8
35:00 <simba> and when his mum asked him about it
35:00 <simba> he cried for about half an hour straight
35:00 <simba> it was huge
35:00 <Digerati> hahaha
35:00 <Digerati> wtf
36:00 <Loof> ew dont even say that name
36:00 <Loof> out of sight, out of mind
36:00 <angelic_angel> Whats our fave flavour of smiths?
36:00 <British^Meat> y is that nutbag loof even allowed in here?
36:00 <Maurice> Salt and vinegar
36:00 <Maurice> Always
36:00 <British^Meat> yer, S n V is pretty awesome
36:00 <Maurice> Thats Loofs subtle way of saying I'm still on ignore
36:00 <British^Meat> basically anything but cheese n onion
36:00 <Maurice> Like we couldn't figure that out
36:00 <Digerati> no filter ?
36:00 <simba> hes in year 3.. i thought thats a bit young ??
36:00 <Digerati> we did the lame filter for ahtcc at VUT
36:00 <Digerati> AHTCC
36:00 <Digerati> in 2002
36:00 <Digerati> get a good filter man
36:00 <Digerati> easy schmozzles
36:00 <Skirmish> Does he have an older sibling simba? 
36:00 <simba> you mean like a net nanny?
37:00 <Maurice> Cheese and onion are my 2nd faves
37:00 <British^Meat> gross
37:00 <angelic_angel> Bbq
37:00 <Maurice> I hate plain
37:00 <angelic_angel> Man
37:00 <Skirmish> Ethan started watching questionable material because of an older half brother. 
37:00 <simba> his older bros moved out
37:00 <simba> just a sister
37:00 <Digerati> "oh daddy, whats this man doing to mommy on the computer"
37:00 <Digerati> dad is like "OH FICK"
37:00 <simba> she thought an older girl mightve put the idea in his head yea
37:00 <Digerati> fack fack fack
37:00 <Digerati> i want to facking fack
37:00 <Digerati> i'm facking !@
37:00 <Skirmish> I've recently discovered the parental settings via the router on my netgear modem/router.  Pretty good filter to stop access to sites.
38:00 <Maurice> Do you remember the Full Monty chips?
38:00 <Maurice> They came out for a limited time when the movie did
38:00 <angelic_angel> Yes
38:00 <Maurice> They rocked
38:00 <Maurice> Was like cheese and onion with bacon flavour
38:00 <angelic_angel> Tasty
38:00 <Digerati> skirmish, you still need a software filter
38:00 <Digerati> routers filter is limited to just keywords
38:00 <Skirmish> This works better than the software filter I was using. 
38:00 <Digerati> you need software to stop also banners and ads
39:00 <angelic_angel> I liked bacon crisps
39:00 <angelic_angel> They 
39:00 <angelic_angel> Ruled
39:00 <angelic_angel> School
39:00 <Digerati> ad block plus is what everyones using on chrome
39:00 <Digerati> though i hate chrome and prefer opera
39:00 <Digerati> firefox is bloated 
39:00 <ShadowLurker> blah blah blah
39:00 <Digerati> opera is good
40:00 <Loof> -DarthVader- I hope your son gets cancer and die cunt
40:00 <Loof> nice
40:00 <beehhh> norell is back
40:00 <beehhh> shes a girl to me
40:00 <Loof> she is man
40:00 <Loof> she's female
40:00 <beehhh> more than a woman to be
40:00 <Digerati> least they dont care like IE does
40:00 <Digerati> IE 11 knew my exact location on msn.com
40:00 <Digerati> i was like wtf
40:00 <Digerati> local weather was not set by me
40:00 <simba> they all kjnow
40:00 <simba> know
40:00 <Digerati> IE knows
41:00 <beehhh> we had lamb steaks at a restaurant together
41:00 <Loof> then cum?
41:00 <Loof> bee_girl are you on 3g or some shit?
41:00 <Digerati> not the OS
41:00 <Digerati> it's client kernel does it
41:00 <ShadowLurker> blah blah
41:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
41:00 <Digerati> it fingers the isp
41:00 <Digerati> and fucks it
41:00 <ShadowLurker> client kernel
42:00 <Loof> oh no you're not
42:00 <beehhh> we huggled in her bed under the blanket
42:00 <beehhh> ([email protected]) Quit (Client exited)
42:00 <Digerati> browser
42:00 <Digerati> browser = client
42:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha do you even computer
42:00 <Digerati> as mirc = client
42:00 <ShadowLurker> i know that
42:00 <ShadowLurker> but lol @ kernel
42:00 <simba> KERTEL
43:00 <bee_girl> On my ph
43:00 <beehhh> bee_girl press atlf4
43:00 <Loof> got any more pics beehhh?
43:00 <Digerati> browser connects to kernel
43:00 <Digerati> sorry
43:00 <Digerati> whatever
43:00 <simba> apology accepted
43:00 <Digerati> fuck pc shit
43:00 <ShadowLurker> no it doesnt
43:00 <Digerati> shadow i was told it does
43:00 <Digerati> the new ie 11
44:00 <Digerati> not the older versions
44:00 <ShadowLurker> application code cooperates with the ultithreaded os manager
44:00 <Digerati> hmm
44:00 <Digerati> ok
44:00 <ShadowLurker> which uses hardware dependant kernel code
44:00 <ShadowLurker> that talks with the BIOS
44:00 <Digerati> thnx
44:00 <Digerati> nuff
44:00 <ShadowLurker> but you already knew that right
44:00 <Digerati> thanks heaps man
44:00 <Digerati> i'll remember that
44:00 <ShadowLurker> being an expert n all
44:00 <Digerati> i didn't
44:00 <Digerati> you l33t
45:00 <Digerati> gold stamp
45:00 <Digerati> i don't know it all
45:00 <Digerati> but i got the idea
45:00 <simba> You rock, dude.
45:00 <Digerati> now i will wank to your thoughts
45:00 <Digerati> walk
45:00 <Digerati> hahahah
46:00 <beehhh> http://video.au.msn.com/watch/video/good-samaritan-bashed-in-train-attack/x1sw4cz
46:00 <beehhh> http://oi60.tinypic.com/28aqel5.jpg
46:00 <simba> WTF
46:00 <Digerati> walk
46:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
46:00 <ShadowLurker> ok
46:00 <Digerati> walk this way
46:00 <Digerati> talk this way
46:00 <Digerati> shadow, you a computer programmer man ?
47:00 <Digerati> coder is so 2014
47:00 <ShadowLurker> thats one of my tasks
47:00 <Digerati> i prefer computer programmer, sounds more elegant
47:00 <Digerati> 80's
47:00 <Digerati> k00l
48:00 <Digerati> i dont know shit, just learning everyday, eternal student
48:00 <Digerati> i started when i was 12
48:00 <Digerati> back in 1979
48:00 <Digerati> still learning
49:00 <Digerati> i know 20 year olds that know shit loads more than me
49:00 <ShadowLurker> ive been progrmming since i was 10
49:00 <simba> Digerati WHATS UR fav game ever
49:00 <ShadowLurker> C64 first up
49:00 <Digerati> chess
49:00 <simba> i mean computer game
49:00 <Floss> I can't even comprehend a 10 ur old programing
49:00 <Digerati> oh fuck, tetris
49:00 <ShadowLurker> 6805 assembly
50:00 <Skirmish> Have you been seeing the hippy anymore bee_girl?
50:00 <bee_girl> Nope 
50:00 <simba> ok non puzzle game
50:00 <Digerati> punch card ?
50:00 <Digerati> cpm
50:00 <Floss> First knstint would be to throw a stick at it
50:00 <ShadowLurker> then 286 win3.11
50:00 <Floss> Instinct even
50:00 <ShadowLurker> then microcontrollers
50:00 <ShadowLurker> etc
50:00 <Digerati> i had a amstrad pc 1640 dd
50:00 <Digerati> 80886
50:00 <Digerati> xt
50:00 <ShadowLurker> i know about 25 languages
50:00 <Digerati> it had a 10 meg mfm hdd in it
50:00 <Digerati> mfm
50:00 <Digerati> dos 3
50:00 <ShadowLurker> 8086
51:00 <Skirmish> Good. 
51:00 <Loof> fuck it i'm going to ask for help online i cant work this zbrush shit out
51:00 <Digerati> 80886
51:00 <ShadowLurker> i have one in the shed
51:00 <ShadowLurker> 43mb hdd
51:00 <ShadowLurker> no
51:00 <Digerati> mine was cga mate
51:00 <Digerati> color
51:00 <ShadowLurker> yup
51:00 <Digerati> amstrad, pc 1640 dd
51:00 <ShadowLurker> the 8bit colour cga
51:00 <Digerati> yes
51:00 <TokenDaRing> I had an Amstrad 1512 once upon a time
51:00 <Digerati> amstrad 1512 was basic
51:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
51:00 <Digerati> we are talking x86
51:00 <TokenDaRing> I was about 8
52:00 <bee_girl> Why good?
52:00 <Skirmish> Because he's a filthy hippy.
52:00 <Digerati> amstrad had a x86
52:00 <ShadowLurker> they ran a 7.47mhz clock
52:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/
52:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati wait no
52:00 <ShadowLurker> yes
52:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati 1512 ran Dos 3
52:00 <Digerati> yes
52:00 <ShadowLurker> 8086
52:00 <TokenDaRing> and GEM desktop
52:00 <ShadowLurker> before the 186/286 etc
52:00 <Digerati> 1512 ran fkn basic man
52:00 <Digerati> ffs
52:00 <TokenDaRing> no it didn't, google it
52:00 <ShadowLurker> oh mines got the full 640k
53:00 <bee_girl> Oh he is not 
53:00 <ShadowLurker> even runs duke nukem
53:00 <ShadowLurker> the original
53:00 <TokenDaRing> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PC1512
53:00 <Digerati> http://thepcmuseum.net/details.php?RECORD_KEY%28museum%29=id&id%28museum%29=405&PHPSESSID=xopebqlmueo
53:00 <Digerati> that's what i own
53:00 <Digerati> with reciepts
53:00 <ShadowLurker> never quote wiki
54:00 <Skirmish> Is so. Who is next on the list?
54:00 <bee_girl> I don't have a list 
54:00 <Skirmish> I see ... 
54:00 <Digerati> it rain gempaint os
54:00 <Floss> Duke nukem no.wai
54:00 <TokenDaRing> wiki is fun, unless you're using it in an academic article
54:00 <TokenDaRing> when it comes to old hard, what the hell is the issue with a wiki article?
54:00 <TokenDaRing> old hardware*
54:00 <Digerati> look at the link
55:00 <angelic_angel> Make a list
55:00 <angelic_angel> 2 lists
55:00 <beehhh> bee_girl dont you have weechat on your ph
55:00 <bee_girl> Nope
55:00 <Skirmish> Ignore anything beehhh says. 
55:00 <Digerati> http://thepcmuseum.net/details.php?RECORD_KEY%28museum%29=id&id%28museum%29=405&PHPSESSID=xopebqlmueo
55:00 <Digerati> that's back in 1984
55:00 <Digerati> look at the OS
55:00 <Digerati> ring a bell ?
55:00 <Digerati> 8 bit
55:00 <TokenDaRing> the one you linked has GEM desktop on the screen
55:00 <Digerati> yes
55:00 <Digerati> gem
55:00 <TokenDaRing> which I remember using on my 1512
55:00 <Digerati> i said gem
56:00 <Skirmish> Outright. He is the typer of utter nonsense. 
56:00 <beehhh> drink dracula drink
56:00 <Digerati> we called it gempaint
56:00 <Digerati> cos it also had a paint program in it called gempaint
56:00 <TokenDaRing> it had GEM Desktop, GEM paint and a few other ones
56:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
56:00 <TokenDaRing> I had the old dos TMNT game too
57:00 <Loof> bee_girl are you hot?
57:00 <Digerati> http://www.fvempel.nl/amstradcg/metia/epc1512.html
57:00 <Digerati> nothing special about it
57:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah it was basic
57:00 <TokenDaRing> like I said, I was 8 at the time
57:00 <TokenDaRing> I didn't really complain, as long as I could play some games on it
57:00 <Digerati> it was better than windows 8
57:00 <Digerati> i can tell you that
58:00 <Skirmish> bee_girl: Also ignore anything screwss says. He is a creepy stalker guy.
58:00 <Skirmish> Loof: You won't like her, she's got big tits.
58:00 <beehhh> i heard bee_girl is really from beijing
58:00 <Loof> interesting
58:00 <Digerati> vut yeh
58:00 <Digerati> ages ago
58:00 <Digerati> 30 years ago
58:00 <Digerati> got it when i was 18
58:00 <Digerati> 800 bucks
59:00 <beehhh> filo hookers are all anal whores
59:00 <Loof> i want some hairy jap vag
59:00 <Loof> mmm
59:00 <Bastardly_One> s
59:00 <Bastardly_One> t
59:00 <Digerati> fucking owed custom credit for ages
59:00 <Digerati> agc
59:00 <Digerati> cunts knocked on my door
59:00 <British^Meat> heya paNdiS, kinda weird you're here :P
59:00 <Digerati> logged onto first bbs with it
59:00 <Digerati> talk channel bbs melbourne
59:00 <Digerati> than melb pc user group
59:00 <Digerati> also playnet
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