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09:00 <Thoth> Speaking of farts
09:00 <Thoth> You know what'd be great right now? A curried egg sandwich
09:00 <Bastardly_One> how fucking good are they?
09:00 <MusiciaN> lol
10:00 <MusiciaN> i prefer just the hard boiled eggs with the curried egg yolks piped back in
16:00 <doctor> that sounds like a lot of effort
17:00 <Serenity> its delicious
17:00 <Serenity> nom
17:00 <Thoth> Erm. Lots of effort?
17:00 <Thoth> What, do you think you can't leave the stove unattended while you boil eggs?
18:00 <MusiciaN> lol
18:00 <MusiciaN> it's about 3minutes of actual work, spread out of 15minutes
18:00 <doctor> erm. no
18:00 <doctor> piping the egg yolks back in is what i was refering to
19:00 <MusiciaN> you can always use a teaspoon instead
19:00 <Bastardly_One> MusiciaN, still a fuckhead despite a hiatus I see
19:00 <Thoth> Then again, a pepperoni pizza sandwich sounds pretty good too
19:00 <Thoth> I'm not sure which :(
19:00 <MusiciaN> seemed harsh
20:00 <MusiciaN> but rightio
20:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes truths are harsh
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yet boiling eggs
20:00 <MusiciaN> what exactly did i say that makes me a fuckhead
21:00 <Thoth> < MusiciaN> jurassic park was awesome
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and adding curry and stuff is just as time consuming
21:00 <Serenity> MusiciaN didnt say it was hard work
21:00 <Serenity> doctor did
22:00 <MusiciaN> all i was saying is it's about the same effort as making a curried egg sandwich
22:00 <Serenity> its not time consuming it takes like 5 minutes to spoon the yolks out of a boiled egg.. add curry n shit then put them back
23:00 <Thoth> The things jurassic park enthusists eat... geez
23:00 <Thoth> Weirdos.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah apologies MusiciaN
23:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, you idiot rah rah rah, etc
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity worked it out ... I mistook his post as your's 
24:00 <Serenity> i really dont think devilled eggs are a weird thing to eat.
24:00 <Serenity> pretty sure everyone makes them
25:00 <MusiciaN> only reason i go to pot lucks
25:00 <MusiciaN> :D
25:00 <MusiciaN> that, and you might get tuna morney or lasagane
26:00 <Serenity> mmm tuna mournay
26:00 <Serenity> i havent made that for a while
26:00 <Serenity> might have to do one this week
26:00 <MusiciaN> don't forget the corn
27:00 <Serenity> its not a real mournay without corn
27:00 <MusiciaN> rice or pasta?
27:00 <Serenity> rice
27:00 <Serenity> lots of lemon to squeeze on top
27:00 <MusiciaN> i usually make rice, but i love the pasta version
27:00 <MusiciaN> funny that
28:00 <Serenity> pasta is good when you want something different
28:00 <MusiciaN> i think somethings just lock in your brain as the right thing to do
28:00 <Thoth> Tuna? Yuck. Gimme some whale.
28:00 <Serenity> but usually if i do pasta i turn it into a sort of tuna bake
29:00 <MusiciaN> yeah well, it's similar
31:00 <Thoth> Whale has to be pretty good aye. I mean they never opened KFC in Norway. There has to be a reason for that.
32:00 <Bastardly_One> because it's too expensive is the real reason
32:00 <Bastardly_One> check out the price of Norway's McDonalds
32:00 <Bastardly_One> *prices
32:00 <MusiciaN> lol, everybody i see on doco's who eat whale say it's gross
33:00 <Serenity> it would be absolutely foul
33:00 <Serenity> theres no tissue to whales
33:00 <Serenity> its all fat
33:00 <Thoth> Bastardly_One: all food is apparently expensive in Norway
34:00 <MusiciaN> since the introduction of western food in japan, less and less people from each subsequent generation are eating less whale
34:00 <Serenity> yeah but everything important is free/cheap
34:00 <Thoth> Serenity: yum
34:00 <Serenity> medical etc
35:00 <Thoth> MusiciaN: no matter what it'd still be better than Jurassic Park.
36:00 <Serenity> yeah you can stop now, that is finished
37:00 <MusiciaN> lol
40:00 <Thoth> Serenity: I'll have you know that I am a +v in this channel. You should respect my authoritor
40:00 <Serenity> not anymore
40:00 <MusiciaN> nobody needs to defend that movie, it has such a high rating on imdb. 
40:00 <MusiciaN> lol
41:00 <Thoth> Meanie
41:00 <Thoth> bbl, crying
41:00 <Serenity> :P
41:00 <Thoth> My tears still feel better than Jurassic Park
44:00 <MusiciaN> is it just me
44:00 <MusiciaN> or is it weird that people leave the channels they're in before quitting mirc
44:00 <Serenity> yeah its weird
45:00 <xm> i do that before i leave the house. i like to make sure all the windows and doors are locked
45:00 <Maurice> It just sounded like the wind moved the bbq
45:00 <Thoth> Its like checking all the doors are locked on a car with central locking...
45:00 <Serenity> =/
46:00 <MusiciaN> ocd?
46:00 <Thoth> Or turning the headlights off, on a car that kills them when you remove the key from the ignition
46:00 <MusiciaN> or do you mean when you're in the car and black people start walking towards the car
46:00 <Thoth> Or turning off appliances so the LED light doesn't burn up half a watt of power
46:00 <Thoth> So you can save about $3 per year
47:00 <Thoth> Or unplugging the toaster, because you're worried that, magically it will appear on the lounge room floor still plugged in upside down and turned on, starting a fire, even though the cord doesn't reach
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I might of had too many drugs
01:00 <Bastardly_One> half this metallica album sounds alright
03:00 <Serenity> you drown yourself
08:00 <Bastardly_One> bit late now but you don't have to use help to see commands
09:00 <simba> thats ok b1 i wont rage at you for bringing up something from 10 mins
09:00 <simba> ago
09:00 <notsimba> heh
09:00 <Bastardly_One> HOLY FUCK!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the size of this girl's nips
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you could hang hats on those
13:00 <static> Hi 
13:00 <static> wb simba 
13:00 <simba> berbs
14:00 <static> i want to be in the channel #cunts
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <static> because I am one
14:00 <simba> thats 4 special people
15:00 <static> I am special
15:00 <Crip> retard special
16:00 <static> simba is retarded?
16:00 <simba> yea ur the bad special....
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Crip
16:00 <Bastardly_One> look where you live matey
16:00 <Bastardly_One> no calling anyone retarded
16:00 <simba> arent u from ballarat
17:00 <static> :O
17:00 <Bastardly_One> me?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I live here 
17:00 <static> i live on your street
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Crip is probably born here 
17:00 <simba> so u MOVED to balarat
17:00 <Bastardly_One> negative
18:00 <Bastardly_One> My folks did 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I had no choice
18:00 <static> I know why red is your favourite coolor simba
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and this time I had a house fire and am stuck
18:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the colour
18:00 <simba> like mirza
18:00 <simba> lolol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> of the best football team in the world
18:00 <static> you liek red because when you get your period all you see is red
19:00 <static> amirite?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish you didn't have to log into fetlife to see pics
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to see these nipples
19:00 <Bastardly_One> they look stuck on 
19:00 <static> I want to have sex with a girl on her period.
20:00 <simba> !_!
20:00 <static> blood everywhere
20:00 <Bastardly_One> been there done that 
20:00 <static> like a murder
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and not really
20:00 <static> i want to have sex with simba
21:00 <simba> koff m4
21:00 <static> if thats possible.
21:00 <static> i know we got off to a bad start.
21:00 <static> but i am a nice guy
21:00 <static> we will look back and laugh at our first conversations.
22:00 <static> we will marry
22:00 <static> and have 2 children. 
23:00 <beehhh> asian people are slowly taken over the country and you cant do anything
23:00 <British^Meat> which one?
23:00 <doctor> asian people make great soup
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh cunted
24:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a film about Nick Cave out
24:00 <Bastardly_One> by Nick Cave
24:00 <doctor> no idea who that is
24:00 <beehhh> semen soup
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's a limited release and a friend saw it tonight
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and being in the country I won't unless I go to Melb
24:00 <Bastardly_One> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
25:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, surely you jest
25:00 <beehhh> http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTIxNjgxNDA4MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTY4NDEzMQ@@._V1_SY317_CR5,0,214,317_AL_.jpg
25:00 <doctor> nope
25:00 <doctor> do you bite your finger nails?
25:00 <static> sometimes.
26:00 <beehhh> doctor you should learn to speak mandarine soon
26:00 <doctor> one night every few couple of months i have at them
26:00 <doctor> why beehhh?
27:00 <simba> lmao one of the guys in romper stomper is named 'davey' played by daniel pollock
27:00 <beehhh> soon perth will have enough of them and just to blend with
27:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor
27:00 <simba> yes beehhh we get it, the asians are here and youre not, get over it!!!!!!!!
27:00 <static> i like it when a girl bites my cock
27:00 <doctor> don't let fakey hear you say that simba, he'll dox you
27:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, you don't even know this? ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDpnjE1LUvE
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds/Kylie Minogue - Where The Wild Roses Grow (Mar 12, 2010) - Category: Music - - 20,718 likes 226 dislikes
28:00 <beehhh> i'd stop every asian to settle in straya
28:00 <doctor> nope
28:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnHoqHscTKE
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Into My Arms (Apr 16, 2010) - Category: Music - - 12,321 likes 135 dislikes
29:00 <beehhh> i met nick cave in melb heaps of time
29:00 <beehhh> he hangs in south yarra
29:00 <beehhh> once he had heroin addiction
29:00 <Bastardly_One> his folks live just up the road from there
30:00 <doctor> here you b1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdNbocU6wKc
30:00 <doctor> go
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alan Moore: Art is Magic (Oct 9, 2010) 7:39 - Category: Education - 45,010 - 496 likes (99.2%), 4 dislikes (0.8%)
30:00 <Bastardly_One> His mother and my mother know each other she used to babysit me ... so you could say I grew up with him
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Alan Moore!
30:00 <beehhh> my cock has shrank alarmly its no use now
30:00 <Bastardly_One> The Fabulous Fury Freak Brothers! <3
31:00 <Bastardly_One> every stoner in the world should read those comics
31:00 <beehhh> mostly asian women chasing the aussie dream n keep opens up a new discount shop every crn of the country
31:00 <doctor> i'd love to be a stoner
31:00 <Bastardly_One> actually
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you would know one Nick Cave son
31:00 <beehhh> you'd collaspe your lung unless you move to tassie
31:00 <Bastardly_One> *song
32:00 <Bastardly_One> surely you've seen Skrek II right?
32:00 <beehhh> auckland island seems cool
32:00 <beehhh> below dunedin
32:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwv5oQPlrbw
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nick Cave - People Ain't No Good [Pro-Shot 1999] (Jan 30, 2011) 5:49 - Category: Music - 181,353 - 1,274 likes (99.3%), 9 dislikes (0.7%)
32:00 <doctor> he'd be right
32:00 <Bastardly_One> stay the fuck away from NZ
33:00 <simba> wouldnt Red Right Hand easily be his most recognisable tune?
33:00 <simba> its been in a bunch of films
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to think that 
33:00 <beehhh> im going to switzerland
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but then everyone has seen the Shrek movies
33:00 <Bastardly_One> this scene is quite sad 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwww
34:00 <simba> i havent
34:00 <simba> but ive seen dumb and dumber which its in
34:00 <simba> i know a lot of lines from shrek though
34:00 <simba> the donkey is v quoted
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he's damn quoteable
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he's like the moral voice of those movies
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Puss in Boots rocks though
35:00 <Bastardly_One> best part of the franchise
36:00 <simba> pus in boots
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to see this nick cave movie fuck it 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> another reason to hate this city
37:00 <beehhh> chinese are doing gym to fight with whites
38:00 <beehhh> very agressive asian
38:00 <Maurice> Hes not the fucking moral of those movies
39:00 <simba> beehhh and his anti asian agenda
39:00 <Maurice> beehhh is more anti vagina
40:00 <simba> <beehhh> my cock has shrank alarmly its no use now
40:00 <Maurice> alarmly aye
40:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck is donkey then eh?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> he's always pointing shit out to Shrek
41:00 <beehhh> can anyone recall this
41:00 <beehhh> http://www.lemnosfoods.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/fc-blk-forest.jpg
41:00 <beehhh> found here in a shop
41:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone knows what black forest cake is 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> in the first world
42:00 <milk> yes, it a german chocolate, cream and cherries cake
43:00 <simba> lemnos yes i work for them
43:00 <simba> i create those cakes
43:00 <BlackDevil> simba http://i.4cdn.org/b/1410014479630.webm
44:00 <Maurice> I have a cheese toastie and it's splendid
45:00 <beehhh> engineering students are all mentally retard
45:00 <milk> http://www.missmaud.com.au/DesktopModules/MissmaudV35/ShoppingCart/ProductDetail.aspx?ProductID=61
45:00 <beehhh>  not 90% but all
45:00 <Bastardly_One> this chiko roll is alright
46:00 <Bastardly_One> considering it's cold
46:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One http://i.4cdn.org/b/1410015782462.webm
46:00 <beehhh> boardertown has the best chicken nugget shop only i know that
47:00 <beehhh> their rolls in gravy are awesome
47:00 <simba> swings violently from anti-asian agenda to aussie food he misses
48:00 <Maurice> Lol
48:00 <beehhh> i got a job at borneo marriott as a entry level manager
48:00 <beehhh> http://www.marriott.com/hotels/travel/wasjw-jw-marriott-washington-dc/
49:00 <doctor> aussie chinese food is much better than real chinese food
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it is
49:00 <beehhh> indeed they are
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the american version is the total best
49:00 <beehhh> best chinese chefs are white
50:00 <beehhh> http://www.royalmuluresort.com/mulumarriot/
51:00 <Picard> Hello
51:00 <beehhh> http://www.marriott.com/marriott-brands.mi
52:00 <Picard> Phuket is fucking amazing 
52:00 <doctor> youre back picard
52:00 <Picard> Who won the footy today
52:00 <doctor> no idea
52:00 <Picard> Nuh doctor still here
53:00 <Picard> Head to Kuala Lumpur Monday
53:00 <Picard> Just got back to the hotel 
53:00 <doctor> you going to find yourself a nice ladyboy to replace the shaz?
53:00 <beehhh> canada has marriott so does greenland
53:00 <Picard> Lol I sold shaz for 500 baht 
54:00 <doctor> you got a good deal
54:00 <beehhh> they find the places where people only could imagine
54:00 <Picard> Yes 
54:00 <doctor> you in phuket?
55:00 <Picard> To be honest some of the ladyboys are hotter then the Chics in here 
55:00 <Picard> yas Patong beach
55:00 <Maurice> Like thats hard
55:00 <beehhh> http://www.marriott.com.au/hotel-search/australia.hotels/
55:00 <doctor> yeah of course, they don't have the ovaries to ruin them
55:00 <Picard> About 500mts from Bangla road
55:00 <Picard> Lol Maurice 
55:00 <doctor> phuket is a great place from what I remember
56:00 <Maurice> We are some of the ugliest chicks eveer
56:00 <Maurice> -e
56:00 <Maurice> Hence why we join here
56:00 <Picard> Yes.  People are amazing, so friendly
56:00 <Bastardly_One> because you're white
56:00 <Bastardly_One> means dollars
56:00 <milk> are ladyboys cut price at happy hour?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> for them
56:00 <Picard> We are coming back next year. 
57:00 <Maurice> I think the time has come for me to drag my husband to bed and do nothing but spoon and be romantic and shit
57:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One:  yes I know that. But even when u tell u u don't want to buy what they are seeking they remain Loire
57:00 <doctor> yuk
57:00 <Picard> Polite
57:00 <Maurice> Thats a lie, Ill drag him, but it wont be nice
57:00 <simba> but you look like a big white tourist Picard thats the point
57:00 <simba> lol
58:00 <beehhh> thai uncut ladyboys
58:00 <simba> you dont mind fucking men and you have a white family to feed, they love that kinda tourist
58:00 <Picard> Lol Maurice 
58:00 <doctor> make sure to stick your toe in his back while sleeping
58:00 <beehhh> my moobs need a shave
58:00 <Maurice> I'll go one better and stick ALL my toes in him
58:00 <Picard> simba:  the lady boys are hotter then u
58:00 <Maurice> Than*
58:00 <beehhh> simba is a girl inside
58:00 <doctor> looks like you've got yourself set for a good nights sleep
59:00 <Picard> Lol beehhh 
59:00 <Picard> You like special massaaaaaggge
59:00 <simba> no they arent
59:00 <Picard> Heard that a million times
59:00 <beehhh> i wont ask for it twice
00:00 <Picard> It's 2am?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
00:00 <Picard> Ok 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and midnight for you if my timezones are correct
00:00 <Picard> No
00:00 <Picard> 11
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ah 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> 1 hour behind china and WA
00:00 <Bastardly_One> cool
01:00 <Picard> And kl
01:00 <Picard> Heaps of Aussies here
01:00 <beehhh> i need a fkn 11 hr sleep
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the island parties
01:00 <beehhh> frozen n silence
01:00 <Bastardly_One> huge with the drug fucked
01:00 <Picard> I rode an elephant  
02:00 <Bastardly_One> did you break it's legs?
02:00 <beehhh> himalaya has mountains
02:00 <Picard> No island parties ATM. It's the wrong season
02:00 <Picard> Nuh it has big fat legs 
02:00 <Picard> Had*
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't imagine the drinks you can get inland on the way to those parties
03:00 <Bastardly_One> they're like a death sentence if caught with the shit on you
03:00 <Picard> Cops everywhere 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yet you can head to one and have milkshakes and stuff on the way
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and be monged out for days
03:00 <Bastardly_One> they must risk a lot to make money 
03:00 <Picard> People everywhere yet u always feel safe
04:00 <Picard> Cops are on the take Bastardly_One 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> only ever been told 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't eat their foods tbh
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so not really a destination for me
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel sorry for a friend atm
05:00 <Bastardly_One> they were pumped for their trip to PNG
05:00 <Picard> They were stopping scooters today mostly tourist and u could see then handing over 500 baht and they went on there way. No fine. Yet a local copped a fine  
05:00 <Bastardly_One> well, look what happened there 
05:00 <Picard> What happened?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaah 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmm big floods
05:00 <Picard> I've not seen news for a week
05:00 <Picard> Ok oh
05:00 <Bastardly_One> was on our news a week or so ago I think 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> some fucking natural disaster shit anyway
06:00 <beehhh> all chinese in PNG
06:00 <beehhh> they soon take over australia
06:00 <Picard> Ok
06:00 <Bastardly_One> all I know is Wookie is from PNG
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and seen/spoken to that pig?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not human that bitch
06:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking animal
06:00 <beehhh> manimal
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... oh that's right 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> bee hornet
07:00 <Picard> We had rain tonight like u wouldn't fucking believe for about 15 mins
07:00 <Bastardly_One> when you used to get banned in #sex all the time
08:00 <Picard> Wtf are U ranting about
08:00 <beehhh> goodnite
08:00 <beehhh> i got brain tumor
08:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh got it 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> was answering him 
09:00 <Picard> Ok
09:00 <simba> Ok
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd know who Wookie was and his response suggested he hasn't forgotten
09:00 <simba> lol
09:00 <simba> that is an incredibly long bow to draw
09:00 <Picard> simba: How have u been?
10:00 <Picard> Doing to th game tomorrow 
10:00 <simba> Picard: ༼ ºل͟º ༽
10:00 <Picard> Richmond will get belted 
11:00 <milk> people are just people man, like trip out 
11:00 <Picard> Milk?
11:00 <milk> you didnt order the meth cocktail yet?
11:00 <Picard> They have a hooters bar here 
12:00 <milk> and underage prostitutes working there right?
12:00 <Picard> Asian Chics with small boobs in hooters shirts
12:00 <Picard> milk: I have no idea. They looked over 20
12:00 <milk> should call it lil'snatches
12:00 <Picard> Lol
13:00 <milk> you cant get a mushroom drink?
13:00 <Picard> Dunno milk not my thing so I wouldn't know where to look
14:00 <milk> what about carva, they got carva?
14:00 <Picard> Wat is that 
15:00 <simba> kava?
15:00 <milk> http://www.druginfo.adf.org.au/drug-facts/kava
15:00 <simba> i had that once it was rly bad
15:00 <milk> thats what I meant
15:00 <simba> prob wasnt totally legit
16:00 <Picard> Ok
16:00 <milk> gin & tonic is the safe bet
17:00 <Picard> There are no fucking road rules here. Cunts are crazy
19:00 <Picard> Make Melbourne drivers look good 
21:00 <Picard> Anyways I'm off to bed. 
21:00 <milk> they had this thing on tv about putting smoke stacks on the sydney tunnels
32:00 <BlackDevil> bradd_pitts is here
32:00 <BlackDevil> how is your wife?
32:00 <milk> polishing knobs?>
32:00 <bradd_pitts> fuck off
33:00 <milk> ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一
33:00 <Bastardly_One> surprise!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you're dead!
34:00 <milk> wikkid
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm listening to songs about murder yo!
36:00 <simba> lol
36:00 <BlackDevil> get me naked for free weed
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd rather pay
40:00 <milk> shake n bake?
40:00 <BlackDevil> im using poop
41:00 <BlackDevil> as a keyboard
41:00 <milk> at least its not a flesh keyboard using pussy nodules
42:00 <milk> pusey
42:00 <simba> r u gteting the kfc keyboard BlackDevil?
42:00 <simba> http://cdn.cstatic.net/gridnailer/660x/http://cdn.cstatic.net/images/gridfs/54087863f92ea11a02011386/fried-chicken-kfc-keyboard-idk.jpg
43:00 <BlackDevil> yea i already posted that
44:00 <simba> no you didnt
44:00 <BlackDevil> yea i did
44:00 <simba> unless ur talking about 4chan
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I need food
46:00 <BlackDevil> simba this is it http://dailyoftheday.com/just-japan-japan/#more-57099
46:00 <Bastardly_One> someone needs to set up a 24/7 store in my kitchen
46:00 <simba> now its been linked 3 times
51:00 <BlackDevil> yea i linked it 3 times
52:00 <BlackDevil> http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/dma-213.jpg
54:00 <simba> has anyone seen this probably not its new http://youtu.be/btwG0E4xke0
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crazy Frog Bros (Original) (May 24, 2009) 2:49 - Category: Comedy - 2,334,812 - 29,709 likes (96.9%), 951 dislikes (3.1%)
02:00 <BlackDevil> wow thats cool
04:00 <Bastardly_One> latest nigga word
04:00 <Bastardly_One> merc
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll merc that nigga yo
05:00 <BlackDevil> those are awesome kids
05:00 <BlackDevil> where are they now?
07:00 <simba> somewhere, over the rainbow....
08:00 <BlackDevil> im watching
08:00 <BlackDevil> a tv show
08:00 <BlackDevil> where the host does work
08:00 <Bastardly_One> "this fool loses all his money and gains some shit in his pants"
08:00 <Bastardly_One> cute
12:00 <BlackDevil> i got so much air in my bum
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I fart as much as I breathe some days
17:00 <Bastardly_One> oh cool
17:00 <Bastardly_One> fetish expo on the 20th
17:00 <Bastardly_One> my birthday
18:00 <BlackDevil> you going to turn 15?
18:00 <fawks> Are you going to spend it getting your stat line count up to 300,000 aka your age
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol fawks
21:00 <TheRiddler> LOL
21:00 <Bastardly_One> seems that's a Sat ... so I hope not
21:00 <TheRiddler> what's a fetish expo
22:00 <TheRiddler> is it better than sexpo
22:00 <Bastardly_One> same shit 
23:00 <BlackDevil> take some pictures with the whores
23:00 <TheRiddler> so it's the same thing?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of
23:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.ozkinkfest.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=7&Itemid=112
24:00 <TheRiddler> ok so more bondage n leather
24:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooh
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the kinsters and fags
24:00 <Bastardly_One> no offense to the homo crew
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah
25:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooh
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Provocation 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> not goin'
25:00 <Bastardly_One> My mortal enemy will be there
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I could go to the expo and go home I suppose
28:00 <Bastardly_One> My mortal enemy is also one of my closest friends who I want to cunt punt across the other side of the country at the moment
29:00 <simba> ༼ ºل͟º ༽
30:00 <BlackDevil> how many legs do spider flies have?
34:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
35:00 <simba> too many
35:00 <BlackDevil> omg
35:00 <BlackDevil> this TV host has his hand in a cows bum
18:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/RvcsNXxJzQw
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mick McCarthy Careless Whisper 2 (Sep 15, 2013) 2:42 - Category: Comedy - 39,530 - 243 likes (97.6%), 6 dislikes (2.4%)
37:00 <rookal> fuck off dog!
38:00 <BlackDevil> i need to take a shower
39:00 <BlackDevil> but im lazy
39:00 <BlackDevil> bathe me
39:00 <BlackDevil> someone
42:00 <rookal> what u do is u fuck off cungf!
43:00 <BlackDevil> simba
43:00 <BlackDevil> you wanna bathe me?
43:00 <simba> id rather get music advice from Bastardly_One
43:00 <BlackDevil> he has nice music taste
44:00 <simba> that confirms it
44:00 <BlackDevil> he knows all the latest boy bands
45:00 <simba> "boom headshot" - BlackDevil, 2003
45:00 <rookal> fuck off cunt
45:00 <rookal> u fucking idiots
46:00 <BlackDevil> mate of yours?
46:00 <simba> im just waiting for a mate
47:00 <BlackDevil> let him back in
07:00 <simba> welcome the great Hercules
07:00 <simba> first question, and im sure u get this all the time, but do u even lift bro LOL
08:00 <simba> first asian man 2 make a grand slam final
15:00 <BlackDevil> i bet that is element
17:00 <BlackDevil> i bet Serenity is element's snich
19:00 <simba> ok
22:00 <BlackDevil> thats it
22:00 <BlackDevil> ok
22:00 <BlackDevil> what evs
27:00 <simba> just weird how you talk about pollock most times youre active
27:00 <simba> pollock, and poo, and celebrities
27:00 <simba> celeb news
27:00 <BlackDevil> because we are mates
27:00 <simba> thats like ur big 3
27:00 <BlackDevil> and you
27:00 <BlackDevil> i talk about you love
28:00 <simba> poollock
28:00 <simba> hehehahs'
52:00 <BlackDevil> simba when was the last time you figured someone?
54:00 <simba> figured someone out?
54:00 <BlackDevil> fingered
54:00 <BlackDevil> sorry drunk
54:00 <simba> noyb
58:00 <BlackDevil> i just wanna know what his name was
58:00 <simba> i want no place in ur fantasies
12:00 <Rak> fuck me i wish it wopuld stop raining
42:00 <Fez> Wear e cunts!!
49:00 <Loof> nobody likes you Ana_Ng, just die
49:00 <Fez> Alaska.net
50:00 <Ana_Ng> loof! snookums
50:00 <Loof> gtfo with your cuntrot
50:00 <Fez> For catchin fish
50:00 <Ana_Ng> loof is hotter than a hot pocket put in the microwave for an extra 30 seconds
53:00 <Fez> Ana <3s loof
53:00 <Lumeah> Lol 
53:00 <Lumeah> Maybe he's a hot rocket 
55:00 <Ana_Ng> or a snot rocket
57:00 <Loof> stop leaving skidmarks on public transport seats Ana_Ng
57:00 <Lumeah> Maybe a shit explosion 
57:00 <Loof> wipe your ass ffs
59:00 <Loof> Ana_Ng you really are the shit stain on the fabric of a rotting corpses undies
00:00 <Lumeah> Loof shut up
01:00 <Ana_Ng> Loof's breath is so delightful, the perfume dept at Harrod's pays him to blow on people
01:00 <Loof> Ana_Ng's vagina was recently declared a biohazard
02:00 <Ana_Ng> Loof's second toe is so adorable that kittens want to suck on it
04:00 <Rak> aaaaaaah irc
20:00 <DeepSpirit> wish i werent there in the first place
21:00 <DeepSpirit> sick of complaining
25:00 <DeepSpirit> i could barely recall but most of it
25:00 <DeepSpirit> them azn will breed faster than rabbit
26:00 <Rak> aaaaaaah irc
29:00 <bee_girl> Sounds like he was getting too deep for this early 
29:00 <Rak> down the rabbit hole
30:00 <bee_girl> Ya
31:00 <Rak> when i see your nick i picture the girl from the blind melons no rain filmclip
31:00 <bee_girl> Yeah lots do... It's a pearl jam song with reference to the blind Melon singer 
32:00 <Rak> your nick is?
32:00 <bee_girl> Yeah
32:00 <Rak> oh what's the song?
32:00 <Ana_Ng> no rain
32:00 <Ana_Ng> you said it
33:00 <Ana_Ng> oh
33:00 <Ana_Ng> nm
33:00 <Fez> Silly alaskans
34:00 <Ana_Ng> i think the song is called bee girl
35:00 <Rak> i was afraid of that
35:00 <Ana_Ng> only cool people have songs for nicknames
35:00 <Rak> as soon as i asked i thought "i bet it's called bee girl" *facepalm*
35:00 <bee_girl> Lol
35:00 <bee_girl> I've had this nick for 19 years...
36:00 <Rak> i'm cool.  all my mates call me "Suite for Solo Cello no. 1 in G major - Prelude"
38:00 <Rak> yeh it prolly is a little early for bach humour
38:00 <Ana_Ng> oh i'm sorry
38:00 <Ana_Ng> was that humor?
38:00 <Rak> ...
38:00 <Rak> yeh it prolly is a little ealry
38:00 <Ana_Ng> it looked like something, just not humor :)
39:00 <Rak> tough crowd
42:00 <Rak> Nikky gets Bach jokes
42:00 <Ana_Ng> we got it
43:00 <Nikky`> yeah, what Rak said
43:00 <bee_girl> I didn't get it ... Unless it's obvious then I got it
44:00 <Rak> so yeh, how about this shitty weather
45:00 <Nikky`> Its lovely today
45:00 <Nikky`> Sun is out
45:00 <bee_girl> ....
45:00 <bee_girl> Open ur windows Rak 
45:00 <Rak> what!?  melb's not allowed to have better weather than sydney!
45:00 <Rak> fucking al gore!
45:00 <Nikky`> So allowed
45:00 <Nikky`> Syd sucks and Melb is better
45:00 <Nikky`> hence better weather
46:00 <Nikky`> :P
46:00 <bee_girl> Melb rocks 
46:00 <Rak> oh!  that's that thing called "trolling"
46:00 <Rak> ;P
46:00 <Rak> i can tell because what you are saying is not factually accurate
46:00 <Nikky`> It is so
46:00 <Nikky`> Want to fight about it? *puts up her fists*
47:00 <Rak> tsk, tsk.  straight to violence
47:00 <Rak> we're more laid back in sydney
47:00 <bee_girl> Lol
47:00 <Rak> must be the beautiful environment :)
48:00 <Nikky`> hehe
49:00 <Rak> aaaawwwww
49:00 <Rak> :D
50:00 <Rak> today's father's day, right?
50:00 <Nikky`> I know.. i'm a hugger not a fighter
50:00 <Nikky`> Yes
51:00 <bee_girl> Check
54:00 <Rak> my folks live in perth, for the record
54:00 <Rak> i'm not a terrible son
55:00 <Rak> but i am going to put them in a home the moment i have power of attorney
55:00 <Rak> but a good one
56:00 <crash> no kero baths ?
56:00 <Rak> wth is a kero bath?
56:00 <bee_girl> Lil rak that's awful
56:00 <crash> kerosene bath, about 10 years ago they pulled up a retirement home bathing the elderly in kerosene 
57:00 <Nikky`> I have power of attorney for my mum, she can make her own decisions so not needed but in case anything happens she wanted it sorted now
57:00 <Rak> ...wouldn't that be more work and cost more?  what would be the advantage of a kero bath?
57:00 <crash> kero is pretty cheap and a good cleaner
58:00 <crash> masks bad smells well too
58:00 <Rak> doesn't -it- smell really bad?
58:00 <crash> my baths broken ;/
58:00 <bee_girl> The bathing had been ordered to control an outbreak of scabies, a skin disease.
58:00 <Nikky`> Mine isn't
58:00 <Rak> i don't fit in bath tubs
58:00 <crash> baths are eww anyway 
58:00 <Rak> ^ agreed
58:00 <crash> unless its a spa bath
59:00 <Rak> steaming hot showers are where it's at
59:00 <Nikky`> Because you're too tall Rak or too fat?
59:00 <Nikky`> hehe
59:00 <Rak> too tall :/
59:00 <Nikky`> I prefer a shower over bath..baths are ok for relaxing tho, bubble baths, book, wine mmmmm
59:00 <Rak> mr matey :D
59:00 <Nikky`> hmmm maybe that shall be my afternoon treat after gym
59:00 <Nikky`> tho, I always shower after a bath so does seem pointless hehe
00:00 <bee_girl> I like baths when I'm giving birth that's about it 
00:00 <crash> lol
00:00 <Rak> i guess you need a bigger bathtub?
01:00 <bee_girl> Yeah they have a spa size one at the birth centre... But lots do in normal baths at home too
01:00 <Rak> how many kids do you have?
01:00 <crash> all drowned
01:00 <bee_girl> Morning rollman 
01:00 <bee_girl> 2
01:00 <bee_girl> Hey now
02:00 <Nikky`> Hey nasty crash
03:00 <crash> hey Nikky` 
03:00 <crash> how goes it?
03:00 <bee_girl> http://www.fbcmullumbimby.org.au/
03:00 <Nikky`> I was saying your comment was nasty but also, it goes good. you?
04:00 <crash> yeah it's going good - weekend, very quiet one so far
05:00 <crash> need a coffee(another one anyway)
07:00 <Nikky`> I just finished mine
07:00 <Rak> damn i could go a coffee
07:00 <Nikky`> awesome Rak.. make me one while you're at it
07:00 <Nikky`> guess for crash also
08:00 <Rak> i have half an oreo cronut and half a crunchy cronut
08:00 <Rak> just begging for coffee
08:00 <Rak> the nearest coffee place on sundays is mccafe :'(
09:00 <bee_girl> Eek 
09:00 <Nikky`> Poor thang
09:00 <Rak> surely you're not asking me to go to a maccas on a sunday?
09:00 <Rak> surely
09:00 <Nikky`> For coffee other than instant..yes
09:00 <Nikky`> go
09:00 <Nikky`> get
10:00 <Rak> but...
10:00 <Rak> i'm not wearing pants
10:00 <Fez> Maccas are used to ppl not wearing pants
11:00 <Rak> i doubt the kids are though
11:00 <bee_girl> It's not essential for drive thru
11:00 <Rak> although at a maccas maybe they are
12:00 <Nikky`> So no more excuses
12:00 <Rak> i...i've had a whisky.  i can't do drive thu
12:00 <Nikky`> Its not even 12 and you've started drinking..that is dedication
12:00 <Rak> it's pantsless sunday!
13:00 <Rak> and i've been awake since 7 so it's more like 4 in the afternoon after converting
13:00 <bradd_pitts> its pantsless everyday at  your house
13:00 <Rak> being pantsless is what makes a house a home
13:00 <bradd_pitts> this is true
13:00 <bradd_pitts> my new place is v open
14:00 <bradd_pitts> so being pantsless is risky
14:00 <Rak> yeh my neighbours can see in to my kitchen i think
14:00 <bradd_pitts> teh old lady across my verandah spends some time on her verandah and waves at me, don't think she wants to see me nude
14:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
15:00 <bradd_pitts> kitcchen is safe cos the windows arent low
15:00 <bee_girl> Get an apron on
15:00 <Rak> they're higher than my block
15:00 <Nikky`> Maybe she does..why she is always out there? waiting
15:00 <Nikky`> give her a thrill
15:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
15:00 <bradd_pitts> watering her plants :P
15:00 <Nikky`> you cannot see in my unit.. its greay
15:00 <Nikky`> great
16:00 <bradd_pitts> yeah couldnt see in my last one - that was awesome
16:00 <Rak> i have thought of getting an apron.  one of those faux fancy ones that look like a tux with a bow tie, except i'd put a proper bow tie on it
16:00 <bradd_pitts> full time nudity
16:00 <bradd_pitts> get one with a naked womans body
16:00 <bradd_pitts> thatll confuse em
17:00 <Rak> hmmmmm that would work well with my legs
17:00 <Nikky`> And you can play with the boobs all day - win win
17:00 <bee_girl> Lol
17:00 <Rak> woah they build aprons that detailed?!
17:00 <bee_girl> U need to get out Rak 
18:00 <Rak> with or without pants?
18:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
19:00 <Nikky`> Depends how long you want to be out for
19:00 <Nikky`> pants on, awhile - pants off...not so much
19:00 <Rak> that makes sense
21:00 <Nikky`> I'm ok with having clothes on when home..just hate the bra on.. that is one annoying thing
22:00 <Rak> yeh i hate wearing a bra around home as well
22:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, I know about you and needing to wear a bra
23:00 <Nikky`> keep those manboobs in check
23:00 <bradd_pitts> whats 200,000 x 15
23:00 <Rak> leave my perky mates out of this!
23:00 <bee_girl> 2.5 mill
23:00 <bee_girl> ?
23:00 <bradd_pitts> ty
24:00 <Rak> 3mil i think
24:00 <Nikky`> Its 3mil
24:00 <bee_girl> Oh yes
24:00 <Fez> 2.5mil.. lol
24:00 <bee_girl> It's 3
25:00 <Fez> Reckon?
25:00 <Nikky`> Didn't see you have a go and give the answer Fez
26:00 <bee_girl> Yeah got the calc out
26:00 <Fez> It was said before i got to it
26:00 <Fez> ..twice
26:00 <Fez> And once incorrectly
27:00 <Rak> it's pantsless, whisky, cronut sunday and someone made me do math!?!
27:00 <Rak> fu
28:00 <Nikky`> Don't forget my hug
28:00 <faux> My bad
28:00 <Nikky`> that should have been the highlight
28:00 <Rak> it was :D
28:00 <faux> Mmm if this reclienr was a person
28:00 <faux> I'd hump it
28:00 <Rak> as hugging pantsless me should have been yours
28:00 <Nikky`> Ooooh but it was
29:00 <Rak> :D
29:00 <Nikky`> lol faux.. comfy then
29:00 <Nikky`> We shall do that every Sun 
29:00 <Rak> what fabric, faux?
29:00 <faux> Leather 
29:00 <Rak> finally my life has meaning, Nikky.  thank you
29:00 <faux> Hnnggg
29:00 <faux> I'm never moving 
30:00 <faux> OK I'll move for lunch 
30:00 <faux> And then 2pm for the football
30:00 <faux> But after then, NOTHING
30:00 <Rak> pantsless?
30:00 <faux> Im in a skirt
30:00 <Rak> i...i guess that's a compromise
31:00 <faux> I want Mexican for dinner 
31:00 <faux> specifically guacamole 
32:00 <Rak> do you make your own?
32:00 <faux> I would but I'm lazy
32:00 <faux> So no
33:00 <faux> I've seen recipes though its so easy
33:00 <faux> I really should lol
33:00 <faux> Have you heard of rib runner
33:00 <Nikky`> Welcome Rak
33:00 <faux> They make yummy guac
33:00 <Rak> are they on menulog?
39:00 <Nikky`> Ok it be time to get ready for gym.. bbl
39:00 <Rak> ciao
41:00 <faux> Don't think so 
52:00 <Rak> fuck now i feel like ribs
52:00 <Rak> good one, faux.  good one
58:00 <doctor> ribs would be nice
58:00 <Rak> i have a place on menulog that does spectacular ribs
58:00 <Rak> how is a man to deal with that temptation
59:00 <doctor> give in to your instincts
59:00 <Rak> no, no.  i'm not going to masturbate
59:00 <Rak> oh.  you mean about the ribs
00:00 <doctor> why not both?
00:00 <Rak> :o
00:00 <Rak> por que no los dos!
00:00 <Rak> you, sir, are a genius
00:00 <doctor> ;}~~
04:00 <faux> lol
04:00 <faux> Excuse me 
04:00 <faux> I too want ribs 
05:00 <Rak> do these guys deliver to you, faux?  http://www.menulog.com.au/outback-jacks-steaks-ribs-wings-chullora
05:00 <faux> Yeah there's an outback jacks that delivers to my area, dunno if its the same one 
05:00 <faux> But I read reviews and they're so bad
05:00 <Rak> oh...
05:00 <faux> Missing food, 2 hour delivery time 
05:00 <faux> Etc
06:00 <faux> I've been to the place and it was good 
06:00 <Rak> that sucks :(
06:00 <faux> But dunno if I'd order 
06:00 <faux> There's like a million other places that deliver ribs though 
06:00 <faux> cheaper too
07:00 <Rak> damn you live in rib country
07:00 <Rak> mmmmMMmmm roast corn on the cob
27:00 <Serenity> wish outback jacks here delivered
27:00 <Serenity> then we wouldnt have to drive 40 mins to go
02:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayXFjp5ho0U
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tears From The Moon (Jan 20, 2008) 4:19 - Category: Music - 604,447 - 2,529 likes (98.7%), 33 dislikes (1.3%)
12:00 <faux> Hey dewdel
12:00 <Doodle> hai lovely
13:00 <faux> How's it
13:00 <Doodle> good thx, you?
13:00 <faux> Pretty gooood
13:00 <faux> Lazy as today 
13:00 <faux> What's happenin
13:00 <Doodle> not much, about to clean out the garage
14:00 <Doodle> the dead hookers are starting to smell
14:00 <faux> Sounds fun
14:00 <faux> lolll
14:00 <faux> I cleaned yesti so I didn't have to move today 
15:00 <Doodle> nice
15:00 <Doodle> its too nice a day here today to sit inside
15:00 <faux> Footy starts at 2 so I wanna get up in a minute and make stir fry for lunch 
15:00 <faux> But I CBF moving 
15:00 <Doodle> so i'm sitting inside
15:00 <faux> hahaha
15:00 <faux> all overcast here 
15:00 <Doodle> nom stirfly
15:00 <faux> Was raining a bit, not anymore 
15:00 <Doodle> its warm and sunny here today
15:00 <Doodle> well 'warm'
16:00 <faux> What's Ballarat warm
16:00 <faux> 16?
16:00 <faux> lol
16:00 <Doodle> yep
16:00 <faux> I'm actually boiling, Idk why 
16:00 <faux> my face is all red 
16:00 <faux> Beetroot styles
16:00 <Doodle> its bang on 16 right now
16:00 <Doodle> ono
16:00 <Doodle> hot flushes
16:00 <Doodle> maybe you're going through the menopause
17:00 <faux> Lol wow
17:00 <faux> What a guess
17:00 <Doodle> just call me dr doodle
17:00 <faux> Lool
17:00 <faux> Maybe 
17:00 <Doodle> its not a guess its a diagnosis
17:00 <Doodle> that'll be $65
17:00 <faux> pls.
17:00 <Doodle> unless you have a hcc
17:00 <Doodle> in which case its $60
17:00 <faux> A what now
17:00 <Doodle> health care card
17:00 <faux> oh
17:00 <faux> Yeah
17:00 <faux> Took me a sec
17:00 <faux> Bit slow.
18:00 <Doodle> well i wasnt going to say anything
18:00 <Doodle> ...
18:00 <faux> hush
18:00 <faux> I had two cups of earl grey this morning 
18:00 <faux> Cos i can
18:00 <Doodle> and then some tea?
19:00 <faux> so delish
19:00 <faux> Woolies had a tea special and I bought like 299 teas.
19:00 <faux> Me fave 
19:00 <Doodle> lol
19:00 <Doodle> on spesh m8
19:00 <Doodle> i accidentally bought teabags without strings
19:00 <Doodle> so i have to fish them out with a spoon
20:00 <faux> First world problems 
20:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <Doodle> haha
20:00 <faux> rofl
21:00 <faux> Ah that made me giggle 
21:00 <faux> I need to poop 
21:00 <faux> Then cook.
21:00 <faux> I rly CBF 
21:00 <faux> I wanted Mexican but they don't deliver til 5
21:00 <faux> Jerks
21:00 <Doodle> yeah
21:00 <Doodle> theyre mexican
21:00 <faux> lmao
21:00 <Doodle> its siesta time til then
22:00 <faux> I don't actually think the store owners are Mexican 
22:00 <Doodle> are they gigantic?
22:00 <faux> Nah
22:00 <Doodle> oh maybe not then
22:00 <faux> Oh I saw some fb KFC comp where you enter the biggest dad joke for a chance to win cheeken
22:00 <faux> And I'm like doodle :')
22:00 <Doodle> haha
22:00 <faux> But I don't think you eat KFC amirite
22:00 <Doodle> dat sweet sweet chikkin
23:00 <Doodle> not rly
23:00 <faux> OMG go enter. You'll win, you're heaps dad
23:00 <faux> lmao
23:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00 <faux> <3
23:00 <Doodle> <3
23:00 <faux> Heaps dad.
23:00 <Doodle> heeps ded m8
24:00 <faux> Speaking of. I rang mine at 3am and the reception was so shitty in the village and I'm like HAPPY FATHERS DAY he's like its 8pm here, I'm like .. I didn't ask for the time I says HFD and he's like You're going to Charlie's house?
24:00 <faux> I'm like who the fuck is Charlie. Lmao
24:00 <Doodle> looool
24:00 <faux> I had to say it 5 times for him  to get it 
24:00 <Doodle> in de village
24:00 <Doodle> de peaceful village
24:00 <faux> stupid camel eating the phone lines
24:00 <Doodle> de lion sleeps toniiiight
24:00 <Doodle> haha
24:00 <faux> DAD, TELL YOUSSEF TO STOP IT.
24:00 <Doodle> i have to say everything 5 times to my dad for him to get it
24:00 <Doodle> and he is usually in front of me
24:00 <faux> aw
25:00 <faux> Love him
25:00 <faux> :')
25:00 <Doodle> deaf and senile, i know i can't wait
25:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Stevie Nicks - I Can't Wait.mp3 (10.6MB 128kbps Stereo 11:34)
25:00 <faux> Yeah he doesn't hear me with me legs wrapped around his head either 
25:00 <faux> ROFL OK too far.
25:00 <Doodle> LOL shut up
25:00 <faux> I'm sick.
25:00 <Doodle> i'm telling mum
25:00 <faux> Font.
25:00 <faux> Don't*
25:00 <faux> Lol font
25:00 <Doodle> haha
25:00 <faux> italic.
25:00 <Doodle> tahoma i think
25:00 <faux> Lmao
25:00 <faux> Love me some tahomez, its me fave 
26:00 <Doodle> yeeee
26:00 <faux> Tahoma matataaaa
26:00 <Doodle> lol
26:00 <faux> Pls cook me lunch 
26:00 <faux> I'll give u a dolla
26:00 <faux> OMG it starts in 35 I need to cook now to finish 
26:00 <faux> BBS x
26:00 <Doodle> lol ok have fun o/
06:00 <Nikky`> Its all happening here
07:00 <frayedknot> pandemonium
07:00 <Nikky`> Yes
08:00 <frayedknot> gonna watch the football, Nikky` ?
08:00 <Rak> the movie sunshine is really awesome
08:00 <Nikky`> Nope, I shall watch something else
08:00 <Rak> watch Utopis (uk)
09:00 <Nikky`> No, I'll watch whatever crap is on tv and possibly nap to it
09:00 <Nikky`> hehe
10:00 <slinky_J> <3 sunshine
11:00 <frayedknot> sunday afternoons were intended for napping
11:00 <xm> i can barely stay awake
11:00 <xm> meth and scones anyone?
11:00 <Nikky`> True, sure it stuffs up your sleep for work on Mon but i'm willing for that to happen
12:00 <frayedknot> mondays are awful
12:00 <Rak> i'm not in the mood for scones
12:00 <Rak> ...
12:00 <xm> scones, not once
13:00 <Rak> hahahaha
13:00 <frayedknot> scones with strawberry jam and clotted cream
14:00 <Rak> clotted?
15:00 <frayedknot> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clotted_cream
15:00 <British^Meat> he not know of clotted?
15:00 <Rak> nah never heard of it
16:00 <frayedknot> it's the best
16:00 <Nikky`> Same Rak
16:00 <Rak> my curiosity is piqued :D
16:00 <Nikky`> tho, not big on the scones, jam n cream thang
16:00 <Nikky`> When doesn't it tho
16:00 <British^Meat> prefer raspberry
17:00 <xm> only people like TheRon, who spend a lot of time with the CWA of Australia, eat a lot of scones
17:00 <Nikky`> lol
17:00 <Rak> cwa?
17:00 <frayedknot> raspberry jam is just as good 
17:00 <frayedknot> country women's association
17:00 <Nikky`> what frayedknot saod
18:00 <Nikky`> said
18:00 <xm> yeah full of grandmas and all that
18:00 <Rak> hahaha was i the only one who didn't know that?
18:00 <frayedknot> haha beat you Nikky` 
18:00 <Nikky`> you did
18:00 <Nikky`> Possibly
18:00 <Nikky`> I hope you feel ashamed about it Rak
18:00 <Nikky`> you should
18:00 <xm> Rak, but if you were at the dinner table and asked people what IRC was and what it stood for you would win
18:00 <Rak> i don't :D
18:00 <xm> but if they knew too then you would lose
18:00 <xm> who has IRC people as friends or family!!!!!
19:00 <Rak> sif ever mention irc in respectable company
19:00 <xm> haha yeah
19:00 <Nikky`> I don't
19:00 <xm> 5 second silence and awkward stares
19:00 <Nikky`> I'll be your company so we can discuss Rak
19:00 <xm> conversation then continues about ISIS
20:00 <Rak> but even then, Nikky, why discuss irc
20:00 <Rak> if we were together we'd be like irc refugees
20:00 <Rak> never look back
20:00 <Nikky`> lol true..you got me there
20:00 <xm> "so anyhow, I think ISIS is just full of wannabe west coast gangsters and Hamas are just east coast wannabes. What do you old chaps think of my analogy?"
20:00 <Rak> unfortunately i think most people would be like "is an ISIS a bird?"
21:00 <xm> you can never win against Rak. i know. ive tried. i think he's married or something
21:00 <Rak> you never put a ring on my finger, xm
21:00 <xm> i knew i should have asked back then in #funkysexycool
21:00 <xm> too little, too late
22:00 <Rak> or in #punkysexypooh
22:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, I think i'm too late also
22:00 <Nikky`> oooh the pain of it all
23:00 <xm> there's only one way to cure pain
23:00 <Rak> drugs?
23:00 <xm> and that's to reframe it by converting to masochism
23:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awp7v1YIgps
23:00 <xm> hit me baby with the mallet one more time
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Squirrel Humps My GoPro (Aug 4, 2014) 1:22 - Category: Pets & Animals - 602,958 - likes (98.6%), 22 dislikes (1.4%)
25:00 <xm> but yeah drugs are good for pain too. take drugs, go to the top of a building ledge and believe you can fly. land on your back and become a paraplegic. never feel anything again (physically)
26:00 <Rak> wow that's a very specific drug
26:00 <xm> take` drugs
26:00 <xm> latest street drugs on the Tokyo streets
32:00 <British^Meat> sup
39:00 <Rak> are isis and hamas even fighting each other?
44:00 <British^Meat> nah, but they should...
44:00 <British^Meat> they should just get on boats...
44:00 <British^Meat> float out into the ocean, blow each other up
45:00 <Rak> i think isis are landlocked
47:00 <Student> iraq is not landlocked
47:00 <Rak> isis =/= iraq
48:00 <Student> for now
48:00 <Rak> oh sorry let me go get my crystal ball too
48:00 <slinky_J> IS
53:00 <faux> Xkxusiendd
53:00 <faux> Fuck
55:00 <Pyro-> O_O
10:00 <TheRiddler> Omg tigers
10:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
12:00 <TheRiddler> What's with the free kicks too
13:00 <TheRiddler> Lol oh dear
16:00 <TheRiddler> Omg
17:00 <TheRiddler> Its like watching the Harlem globetrotters of footy lol
24:00 <Resool> hello everyone :)
24:00 <Student> and?
24:00 <Student> hi 
24:00 <slinky_J> I was executed in Nuremberg
25:00 <Resool> slinky_J did they miss you?
25:00 <Resool> hello  Student what do you study
26:00 <TheRiddler> He sucked off the firing squad
26:00 <slinky_J> every rifle at once so noone knew who blew first ;)
26:00 <Student> hi Resool , i study cognitive sciences
30:00 <Resool> cognitive sciences what is it about
31:00 <Student> what do you do Resool? beside living in nuremberg , germany?
32:00 <BlackDevil> i like my stool color red
33:00 <Student> it is the study about mind and it process
33:00 <Resool> i used to work as a cleaner, at the moment i do not work (unemployed). i am interested in phone solutions to make cheaper calls.
34:00 <Resool> www.resool.com/tipps/smartphone_eng.html
38:00 <Resool> does you study include medical knowledge
38:00 <Resool> sorry your
38:00 <Student> yes
39:00 <Student> so they are legal phone calls?
39:00 <Student> or just an illegal way around gateway?
41:00 <Resool> of corse it is legal. The companies and VoIP servers are located in europe that is why it will not work in australia.
41:00 <Resool> the delay will be too long
42:00 <Student> ok 
42:00 <Student> wooden employee ;)
48:00 <Resool> it is just a hobby, so i can only afford two wooden employee
48:00 <Student> ha ha
49:00 <Resool> www.resool.com/pic/relax.gif
50:00 <Resool> he can afford holidays me not :(
51:00 <Student> ha ha
53:00 <Resool> Student it will work if you are calling europe or africa
53:00 <Student> ok 
53:00 <Student> asia?
54:00 <Student> too much delay?
55:00 <Resool> in this case you better choose a voip provider in australia
57:00 <Student> ok, let see
57:00 <Resool> www.voipchoice.com.au/compare-voip-plans-residential/
57:00 <Resool> i think the table is not up to date
01:00 <TheRiddler> 108 - 21
02:00 <Resool> basicly it is voip by call for different destinations you are using different providers
04:00 <Skirmish> Serenity has said "fucking" 9813 times. 
05:00 <Skirmish> B1 has made up 573 words to use because english is too difficult. 
05:00 <Thoth> It is a myth that voip cannot tolerate high latencies. What it cannot tolerate is inconsistent latencies. Take the fibre cables that run from AU -> USA. The lowest latency available is around 150ms which is above the mythical figure of 100ms. Consider that its standard practice for large telecos, like Telstra, to use VoIP to send calls across this cable. How do they do it if that myth is true?
06:00 <Fez> B1 has a 573 word vocabulary
06:00 <Thoth> pennytel.com.au would have to be one of the best rate voip providers
07:00 <Thoth> Generally a local provider will have an optimal pathway to your destination, ie. the lowest latency possible.
08:00 <Thoth> That'd be the only reason to hold against using an offshore provider
12:00 <Resool> Thoth thank you, as i am located in Germany i would use one of the providers listed in the comparison table
14:00 <Resool> by the way i did check pennytel.com right before my replay
16:00 <Resool> i would like to learn more about you mobil providers in australia. Not about the network providers, the resellers providers which offer prepaid accounts
19:00 <Resool> Thoth i would be very happy to receive a mail info(at)resool.com
19:00 <Resool> bye
21:00 <Thoth> erm. WHY?
21:00 <Rak> if only there were a way to google information from germany
21:00 <ooomp> google.de
21:00 <Rak> it couldn't be that easy, ooomp
21:00 <Rak> or surely he would have done it
22:00 <xm> you talking about that Resool weirdo
22:00 <ooomp> Well luckily you're not a "he" then
22:00 <Rak> indeed
22:00 <ooomp> Wait, what
22:00 <Rak> yeh, resool
22:00 <Thoth> He reminds me of the amateur radio crowd. Spending thousands on high end radio gear so they can chat on IRC about it
22:00 <xm> he has some dolls on display or something...
22:00 <Thoth> Meanwhile their equipment has no practical use in this day and age
25:00 <slinky_J> IRC STATE now recruiting
25:00 <xm> "Resool, your inferior technology is useless against 21st century IRC people"
26:00 <TheRon> ladies, one more more drink and i'll be anyones
26:00 <Thoth> https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10513423_712560055448330_6794843910869205817_n.jpg?oh=caae075feb9daa430856be842134cae9&oe=549B15D0
26:00 <Thoth> I know there are pictures of kids he has hanging up, but they're not actually his.
27:00 <xm> is that Resool?
27:00 <Rak> ooomp have you ever heard of clotted cream?
27:00 <xm> a shame that isnt music production gear
27:00 <Thoth> xm: thats what he reminds me of
27:00 <beehhh> im gonna study masters in tourism at uni of otago next year
27:00 <ooomp> I have a feeling you're about to tell me all about it
27:00 <beehhh> straya sucks ball
27:00 <TheRon> port are raping richomond
27:00 <FredFlinstone> good!
28:00 <Rak> no.  i only learned of it today.  it was just a question
28:00 <beehhh> country has no sympathy for me so why should I
28:00 <xm> Rak, i didnt know what it was either
28:00 <TheRon> tearing a new arsehole
28:00 <FredFlinstone> yeppz
28:00 <ooomp> So I don't get to find out about it?
28:00 <xm> i cant remember who mentioned it
28:00 <slinky_J> australia wants you back beehhh!
28:00 <Rak> yeh i'm curious how common it is
28:00 <slinky_J> before you become an angry terrorist
28:00 <FredFlinstone> poor essenshit what ya reckon TheRon ?
28:00 <TheRon> no, we don't
28:00 <Fez> Breasts!
28:00 <TheRon> good game last night
28:00 <slinky_J> oh fk me i hate showering
28:00 <FredFlinstone> it was
29:00 <FredFlinstone> so hapy in the end
29:00 <beehhh> http://www.otago.ac.nz/courses/qualifications/mtour.html
29:00 <slinky_J> uno how nice it feels when u dont shower
29:00 <FredFlinstone> we had a good night
29:00 <slinky_J> n ur asshole feels like concrete
29:00 <slinky_J> so good.
29:00 <TheRon> fez should i just post my own breasts?
29:00 <FredFlinstone> decided to stay for next fridays match
29:00 <beehhh> next year i'll visit my brother on a tourist visa in melbourne
29:00 <Fez> Yea why not theron
29:00 <FredFlinstone> go the Rooosssssss
29:00 <beehhh> for 3months
30:00 <beehhh> its long already
30:00 <xm> beehhh, looking forward to seeing you on Border Patrol
30:00 <TheRon> roos will get smashed next week
30:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
30:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah yeah
30:00 <beehhh> i always follow that program
30:00 <xm> about time to have something to top your newspaper clipping on arson
30:00 <FredFlinstone> just like you did last friday night
30:00 <beehhh> you may bring me a sniffer dog to lick my anus
30:00 <TheRon> hanson  mmmbob
31:00 <xm> beehhh, that's not the right way to reward a dog for doing a good job. that's punishment
31:00 <TheRon> hanson  mmmbop
31:00 <FredFlinstone> that dog would pewk
31:00 <beehhh> ooomp is a sniffer dog
31:00 <FredFlinstone> downloaded Transcendence to watch tonight
31:00 <beehhh> mmmbop wheres paul banks
31:00 <TheRon> cracked my first can at 11
31:00 <FredFlinstone> looks ok
31:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my and still standing?
31:00 <ooomp> beehhh, there's zero chance otago will want you to studying there
31:00 <TheRon> yes~!
32:00 <FredFlinstone> wow good onya
32:00 <FredFlinstone> how many have you had?
32:00 <TheRon> paella for lunch
32:00 <Student> he will keep studying and do nothing 
32:00 <FredFlinstone> nice
32:00 <beehhh> we both know that but my imaginations are bounderyless
32:00 <FredFlinstone> I had an indian buffet last night
32:00 <FredFlinstone> was a bit hot lol
32:00 <xm> lol beehhh 
32:00 <TheRon> ballarat 2 geelong ended up being a 4 can trip
32:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
32:00 <beehhh> Student one of your rambo cousin made it into the darwin today how about you
33:00 <TheRon> pints and then tall glasses of scotch
33:00 <FredFlinstone> wow
33:00 <xm> beehhh, why are you doing a masters anyway? that's always a signal the course didnt work out
33:00 <FredFlinstone> pish head
33:00 <TheRon> jealous?
33:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
33:00 <FredFlinstone> we had some red last night
33:00 <FredFlinstone> and a Coopers
33:00 <beehhh> cause my GPA are low
33:00 <xm> dont they require a certain GPA to do masters?
33:00 <FredFlinstone> I enjoyed the Coopers
33:00 <TheRon> bought a six pack of scotch
33:00 <TheRon> down to last can
34:00 <FredFlinstone> six pack?
34:00 <xm> beehhh, do what every good international student does. bribe them
34:00 <BlackDevil> xm do you like to masturbate?
34:00 <beehhh> my degree is on tourism and marketing under curtin uni
34:00 <FredFlinstone> dont tell me you drink it with coke?
34:00 <TheRon> easier to travel with
34:00 <xm> beehhh, curtin has a fasttracking bribing plan
34:00 <FredFlinstone> yuck
34:00 <beehhh> next year im 39
34:00 <FredFlinstone> and ice lol
34:00 <TheRon> drank a bit heavier because of richmond
34:00 <beehhh> gotta rest me eyes did assignment all day
34:00 <FredFlinstone> drown them out?
35:00 <TheRon> yes!
35:00 <FredFlinstone> dead pack of fucks
35:00 <TheRon> they're terrible
35:00 <FredFlinstone> gutless
35:00 <TheRon> 69 poinst at the half
35:00 <FredFlinstone> shit their pants as I expected same as last year
35:00 <FredFlinstone> week as pish
35:00 <FredFlinstone> weak
35:00 <xm> BlackDevil, if you received a notice after this because someone /whois'd u den ur a fgt
35:00 <TheRon> the paella was awesome
36:00 <FredFlinstone> you make it?
36:00 <TheRon> nah the clarendon
36:00 <BlackDevil> what notice?
36:00 <FredFlinstone> oh ok
36:00 <xm> dont IRCops get notices when they get /whois'd ?
36:00 <FredFlinstone> good for a pub 
36:00 <TheRon> chicken and prawns
36:00 <FredFlinstone> niceeeeeee
36:00 <BlackDevil> sometimes
36:00 <xm> dont tell me i /whois flooded you for nothing
37:00 <xm> fgt
37:00 <TheRon> finished the plate
37:00 <BlackDevil> probably
37:00 <FredFlinstone> woot so no dinner tonight then
37:00 <TheRon> 26 but worth it
37:00 <FredFlinstone> of course
37:00 <FredFlinstone> if its nice
37:00 <BlackDevil> most of the thing you do is for nothing xm
37:00 <TheRon> pizza for tea
37:00 <FredFlinstone> you reckon thats the best pub in Geeeeeelooonnnggg?
38:00 <FredFlinstone> no bogans there?
38:00 <xm> so are you saying some of the things i do are for something?
38:00 <xm> what are those things 
38:00 <TheRon> dunna, haven't sampled enough pubs in geelong
38:00 <FredFlinstone> okies
38:00 <FredFlinstone> we were thinking other day when I picked up the van
38:00 <TheRon> kriss kross is gonna make ya jump jump
38:00 <FredFlinstone> I have to go back there and get irt serviced
39:00 <TheRon> early night tonight
39:00 <TheRon> bit sleepy
40:00 <FredFlinstone> same
40:00 <TheRon> another can
40:00 <FredFlinstone> even though I slept in 
40:00 <FredFlinstone> couldnt stop yawning in the train last night on the way home
42:00 <BlackDevil> i dont think so xm
42:00 <FredFlinstone> movie then sleepies hahahahaha
43:00 <TheRon> soul asylum - runaway train
43:00 <slinky_J> <xm> beehhh, looking forward to seeing you on Border Patrol
43:00 <slinky_J> id watch that episode!
44:00 <slinky_J> We believe this gentlemen has swallowed a bee hive in order to transport African Killer Bees into the country, we're just sticking a spoon full of honey up his arse now.
45:00 <TheRon> rochelle rochelle, a young girls erotic journey from milan to minsk
45:00 <ness> happy motherfuckers day to all the dads
45:00 <TheRon> yes, minsk!
46:00 <slinky_J> i wonder if ooomp is still on her training bra
46:00 <FredFlinstone> car's first service tomorrow
46:00 <BlackDevil> make sure you lick it FredFlinstone
46:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
46:00 <BlackDevil> always good luck
46:00 <FredFlinstone> nah its dirty I hope they wash it for me
47:00 <FredFlinstone> hasnt been washed yet
47:00 <TheRon> i thought fucking on the backseat was good luck
47:00 <FredFlinstone> you cant in this
47:00 <xm> ness: thank you
48:00 <FredFlinstone> I did in my last car
48:00 <Thoth> I love how bloated microsoft stuff is...
48:00 <FredFlinstone> but that was a ford
48:00 <xm> Thoth, what in particular?
48:00 <Thoth> Downloading VS Studio Express... 4GB :/
48:00 <FredFlinstone> of course it is TheRon
48:00 <xm> really?
48:00 <xm> last time i got Express it was tiny
48:00 <Thoth> All I wanna do is write a very small app
48:00 <xm> might be all that new cap introduced into 8 etc
48:00 <ness> you are welcome
48:00 <xm> there are free alternatives though
49:00 <xm> like SharpDev i think
49:00 <Thoth> Loop around some files, run them through ffmpeg, then delete
49:00 <TheRon> billy joel - the river of dreams
49:00 <FredFlinstone> good stuff
49:00 <FredFlinstone> have you seen him live TheRon ?
49:00 <xm> usehttp://www.icsharpcode.net/opensource/sd/
49:00 <xm> Thoth
49:00 <Thoth> I'll get the microsoft stuff... its probably best
49:00 <Thoth> Like MS Office vs OpenOffice
49:00 <xm> it's just the same really if you're going for something simple
49:00 <TheRon> my bro has many times
50:00 <FredFlinstone> he is so good
50:00 <xm> is LibreOffice the 'new' one now
50:00 <TheRon> i know
50:00 <FredFlinstone> saw him last time
50:00 <Thoth> I was thinking I got a few things written in batch... batch is lame and I really shouldn't use it. VB would be better
50:00 <xm> i quote like Google docs for simple word processing
50:00 <TheRon> used to play the russian show all the time
50:00 <xm> doing any direct Win API stuff
50:00 <FredFlinstone> oh yes
51:00 <TheRon> kohept?
52:00 <TheRon> well we're living here in allentown and they're closing all the factories down
52:00 <Student> ha ha
52:00 <Thoth> dey terk yer jerb?
52:00 <TheRon> derpie de derb
52:00 <FredFlinstone> loved his early stuff
53:00 <FredFlinstone> aka just after the piano man
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Fathers Day can fuck right off
53:00 <FredFlinstone> ie I mean lol
53:00 <TheRon> no father?
53:00 <Student> you are a father too Bastardly_One
53:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: had lunch at the clarendon in geelong
53:00 <Student> although you suck at it
54:00 <FredFlinstone> I actually got a pressie today!
54:00 <FredFlinstone> and a card
54:00 <TheRon> nice!
54:00 <FredFlinstone> surprised I was
54:00 <Thoth> Tresure that card forever. Request its burried with you in your will
54:00 <Thoth> Just saying, cards are pointless
54:00 <FredFlinstone> the card said "happy farters day"
55:00 <TheRon> my dad enjoyed wimself
55:00 <FredFlinstone> and she called me "Dick head " lol
55:00 <Student> no problem, you will be farting one day too 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I am a dad
55:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, nuh ... never had one 
55:00 <TheRon> sure he payed for lunch, but we paid for drinks
56:00 <FredFlinstone> is that why you went to the pub?
56:00 <Student> a fucking slow dad 
56:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
56:00 <TheRon> across the road from mecca
56:00 <TheRon> kardinia park
56:00 <FredFlinstone> cool
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Skill Stadium
56:00 <Serenity> oh theres activity
56:00 <Bastardly_One> howdy
57:00 <Serenity> o/
57:00 <TheRon> a bottle of red, a bottle of white.....
57:00 <FredFlinstone> sounds like a song :P
57:00 <FredFlinstone> heard that a few times
57:00 <Loof> Lan is pissed cause zac said the hippo on madagascar is her
57:00 <Serenity> a bottle of red a bottle of white drink em all you'll feel like shite
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ROFL
57:00 <Thoth> Lame. Stupid AFL is on and I wanna watch Seinfeld
58:00 <Serenity> hahaha loof
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that's as bad as when my sister lost it over the same thing
58:00 <Thoth> Do the AFL players know they're gay?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> same character too
58:00 <FredFlinstone> do you know you are?
58:00 <TheRon> it all depends upon your appetite
59:00 <Loof> happy fathers day all! http://i.imgur.com/8FTusdn.jpg
59:00 <Loof> so happy
59:00 <doctor> aww
59:00 <Serenity> cute
00:00 <Loof> ty :)
00:00 <xm> haha that's cute
00:00 <xm> i was at dad's
00:00 <xm> before
00:00 <xm> and i forgot to say happy father's day. i didnt even know it was father's day. just forgot
00:00 <xm> i knew it was near but just forgot
00:00 <Serenity> i forgot it was today too tbh
00:00 <Serenity> until the kids asked if they could give presents yet lol
01:00 <Loof> nawww
01:00 <xm> everyone remembers Mother's Day. because if they forgot last year, all that spanking from last year wont make them ever forget again
01:00 <xm> if i dont get my mother a card for birthday/mother's day/etc she will have a tanty
02:00 <TheRon> good old captain jack will get you high tonight, and take you to your special island
02:00 <xm> i have one friend whose crazy mother actually buys her own gifts, cards etc and writes "to herself and from this relative"
02:00 <xm> to ensure she gets gifts from them all
03:00 <xm> i shouldnt say crazy really
03:00 <xm> that's pretty good. would save so much hassles for everyone
03:00 <Serenity> thats a little weird
03:00 <Serenity> the kids have fathers day and mothers day stalls at the school so thats pretty cool
03:00 <ness> its mother fucker day......the marketing people have it all wrong
04:00 <TheRon> your sister's gone out, she on a date, you just sit at home and masturbate
04:00 <ness> whats with the politically crap!!
04:00 <xm> Hallmark donates heavily to both major parties
05:00 <xm> dont talk about this on facebook or men in black will appear at your door
07:00 <Matthew> I hope you don't mind... I hope you don't minddd... that I put down the words... how wonderful life is while you're in the worlddd...
07:00 <xm> Elton!
07:00 <xm> Your Song
08:00 <xm> i think it's his standard thing of playing it at every concert
08:00 <Serenity> i doubt Matthew is singing the alton version
08:00 <Serenity> elton
08:00 <Matthew> I certainly am!
08:00 <Matthew> <3 Elton
08:00 <TheRon> anthony works in a grocery store, saving his pennies for someday.....
09:00 <TheRon> billy joel - anthony's song
09:00 <xm> i was telling someone i once sang Elton at Karaoke once. so he said if i were to sing it convincingly i'd have to be a straight guy channelling a gay guy pretending to sing about women he loves
10:00 <TheRon> i've done saturdy's alright for fighting at kareoke
11:00 <Loof> the smell of those brussel sprouts cooking makes me want to barf
11:00 <Loof> no idea how people can eat those evil things
11:00 <TheRon> lish, aussie aussie a ussie and all that
11:00 <Lish> Yeah 
11:00 <Lish> Let's hope we don't lose on purpose again
11:00 <Lish> Haha
12:00 <TheRon> lay the states or......
12:00 <TheRon> only the good die young
12:00 <Lish> You want to be the best you should play the best
12:00 <Lish> Avoiding them is a chicken shit move
12:00 <Loof> i've been having a bag of marshmallows every day this week
13:00 <Lish> We'll lose to turkey now and look stupid
13:00 <Loof> diabeetus come at me bro
13:00 <TheRon> its the way it's set up
14:00 <Lish> Yeah I still think we should have won 
14:00 <Matthew> BABY BABY... where can't we just stay forever? Yeahhh... yeahhh... yeahhh... BABY BABY why can't we just stay togetherrr???
16:00 <Student> that is because baby is sick of you 
17:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMXuuYnoRdI
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Amy Grant - Baby, Baby (Mar 13, 2009) 3:52 - Category: Music - 2,111,332 - 7,615 likes (97.2%), 219 dislikes (2.8%)
17:00 <Matthew> Student, how rude.
19:00 <Student> truth is normally rude and bitter
21:00 <TheRon> oh we're from tigerland....!!
22:00 <TheRon> it's just another manic monday, i wish it were sunday, 'cause thats my funday
23:00 <Student> ha ha 
24:00 <Student> wb Resool, forgot something?
24:00 <Resool> hello
24:00 <Bastardly_One> we know
24:00 <Bastardly_One> seig heil
25:00 <Student> sound like a server located in nuremberg germany 
25:00 <Student> strange bot 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> ever tried to translate English into German?
25:00 <TheRon> seig heil1
26:00 <Bastardly_One> he probably doesn't get 3/4s of the dribble in here
26:00 <Bastardly_One> without getting a migraine trying to translate
26:00 <Student> he was communicating just fine earlier
26:00 <Resool> Bastardly_One i like NIZA but no NAZI :)
26:00 <Skirmish> 3/4 of the dribble that you contribute half of B1?
26:00 <Student> ha ha , here you go 
26:00 <Student> what?
26:00 <Resool> right this is the reason why i leave after about one hour
27:00 <Student> pandols 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up Skirmish ... you know what today is ... have some respect ... your day would of been perfect I'm sure 
27:00 <TheRon> off the florida keay, there's a place called kokomo......
27:00 <Student> * panadols
27:00 <Skirmish> lol wot?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that 
28:00 <Skirmish> If it is a shit day for you, that would be your fault wouldn't it? 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno why I bothered asking 
28:00 <Student> slow learner
29:00 <Student> slow as hell 
29:00 <Resool> thanks to irc AustNet my english and spelling has improved
29:00 <Skirmish> You're welcome.
29:00 <TheRon> elizabeth shue naked is a good thing
30:00 <Resool> Student i am a slow learner too, just got a little brain
30:00 <Bastardly_One> how old are you Resool?
30:00 <Student> ha ha 
30:00 <Skirmish> I am feeling very fat right now. Sooooo much pizza and garlic bread was had. 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I can give you a good place more in your time zone
30:00 <Student> it is not about little brain it is about how the brain is functioning 
31:00 <Resool> i am that old to be about getting senile
31:00 <Serenity> just go to dalnet where they will understand you
31:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on ... I'll pm you a good site of Americans and a few UKers
31:00 <Bastardly_One> well, they're boring but ... you might have fun if you're that old as I am 
31:00 <Student> ha ha , "get those site and leave this server for god's sake "
31:00 <Resool> you don't want me to be here :(
32:00 <Skirmish> Afternoon Serenity. Did Mr Franklin have a fantastic day today? 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I'm still here ... and there 
32:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bBQVrCflZ_E
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Starship - "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now" - ORIGINAL VIDEO - HQ (Jan 21, 2010) 3:09 - Category: Music - 9,158,557 - 31,419 likes (98%), 634 dislikes (2%)
32:00 <Serenity> nice day of doing nothing Skirmish
32:00 <Student> where is BlackDevil?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go ... might just be an alright place for ya Resool
33:00 <Student> ok that is was bit laggy 
33:00 <Skirmish> Was he showered in gifts from the kidlets?
33:00 <Serenity> yeah they got him a few things from the school fathers day stall, made some stuff etc
33:00 <Skirmish> I miss that.  Ethan would get me a can of WD40 every single year from the primary school stall. 
34:00 <Serenity> hahah thats cute
34:00 <Skirmish> I started giving it to my dad. 
34:00 <Student> ha ha wd40
34:00 <Skirmish> Stocked up. 
34:00 <Student> are you a mechanic or something? :)
34:00 <Skirmish> lol no way.  I break shit I mess around with.  
34:00 <Bastardly_One> every dad just about has a shed
34:00 <Skirmish> Long gone are the days of me working on things. 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and every shed has a can of WD40
34:00 <Student> ha ha
35:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3icz6xCzKz4
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eric Carmen - Hungry Eyes (Jul 29, 2013) 3:49 - Category: Film & Animation - 597,950 - likes (98.3%), 47 dislikes (1.7%)
35:00 <Skirmish> I picked him up at Lunch time today and 10mins after we leave his mothers house she calls and says "Ethan you forgot your dads present"  First thing I said to him was "It's not more WD40 is it?"
36:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10202325779409219
36:00 <Resool> Bastardly_One i see, you do not like me very much ~:'(
36:00 <Skirmish> We watched A million ways to die in the west and ate killer pythons.  Lovely afternoon. 
36:00 <Student> too bad , you started to persume things 
37:00 <Student> it is ok Resool he does not like hismself either 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck? ... yeah righty o 
37:00 <Serenity> the fuck is wrong with these people
37:00 <Skirmish> Who are these people? 
37:00 <Serenity> no ide
37:00 <Serenity> A
38:00 <TheRon> Serenity: you're asking this now??
38:00 <Skirmish> Resool: He is just keeping his distance in case you are a catfish. 
38:00 <Resool> i thought Bastardly_One is a female and pregnant
39:00 <Student> ha ha Resool, i like the way you think 
39:00 <Student> he is almost female, and do not know if he is pregnant or not 
39:00 <Resool> i know i am weird as my figures :)
39:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=lcOxhH8N3Bo
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart (Nov 15, 2009) 5:33 - Category: Music - 30,928,092 - likes (98.1%), dislikes (1.9%)
40:00 <TheRon> too early?
40:00 <Student> it is ok Resool , we have seen worse fingers and camel toes 
41:00 <Resool> did you check the australian Voip list Student
41:00 <Student> you did't mentioned what was your gifter after all Skirmish? another WD 40?
41:00 <Student> Resool yes i did
41:00 <Skirmish> I have to wait until next weekend when I see him Student. 
41:00 <Matthew> this boy has ALL the moves:
41:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6276pyxj4I
41:00 <Student> ok Skirmish
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boy Dancing To Vogue 1991 Vogue Video 9 Year Old Vogue Mediaite (Jul 6, 2011) 4:19 - Category: Comedy - 2,495 - likes (84.6%), dislikes (15.4%)
42:00 <Resool> bye a big cake is waiting for me
42:00 <TheRon> poor tigers
42:00 <Student> well nothing is a free cake
42:00 <Thoth> *stupid poor tigers
42:00 <TheRon> i feel sorry for them
43:00 <TheRon> all that effort just to prduce that
43:00 <Thoth> I don't. I want tiger steaks
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont ... My brother is law must be livid 
43:00 <Skirmish> So .... how long until petrol prices go to $3 a litre.  I reckon by the end of next year. 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that makes me happy knowing that
43:00 <Thoth> Served rare, no matter how its cooked
44:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: hopefully stupid poor people won't be driving, clogging up the roads for me and Joe Hocky
44:00 <TheRon> turn around bright eyes
44:00 <Skirmish> Hockey*  No, they will be breaking into your home for shit to sell off to make ends meet. 
45:00 <Thoth> hehehehehe
45:00 <Thoth> I hope so
45:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JWdZEumNRmI
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Air Supply - All Out Of Love (Nov 14, 2009) 3:51 - Category: Music - 13,569,597 - 45,886 likes (97.5%), 1,179 dislikes (2.5%)
45:00 <Skirmish> Finally the links are being made between ISIS and Saudi Arabia.  It is only a matter of time before the world stops taking oil from Saudi in order to stop them funding ISIS. 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ISIS are an invention of the west
46:00 <Bastardly_One> the day you realise the US creates it's own wars because it's economy is fucked 
47:00 <Skirmish> No ... it's an expansion of extreme rhetroric from Saudi Arabia. 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> is the day you'll work out how the world works
47:00 <Bastardly_One> both gulf wars 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> bad economy 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
47:00 <Matthew> so get up on the danceflooooooor...
47:00 <TheRon> Matthew: air supply
47:00 <Bastardly_One> ISIS are as much of an invention of the west as Al-Q
48:00 <Bastardly_One> not to be confused with IS
48:00 <Bastardly_One> different group to ISIS
48:00 <Bastardly_One> dude, the biggest suspect thing is "the beatle" that beheaded the US journo for one thing
49:00 <TheRon> lamb shanks tomorrow
49:00 <TheRon> in apple cide
49:00 <Bastardly_One> #1 they're not allowed to listen to western music so they wouldn't be calling him and his group the beatles
49:00 <Bastardly_One> UK SAS member that dude was 
49:00 <Skirmish> I'm not into conspiracy theories. 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> go see what the SAS like using the most
50:00 <TheRiddler> Lame theories
50:00 <Bastardly_One> same sort of knives
50:00 <Bastardly_One> interesting theory that one 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> they did a lot of stabbings at the start of the Syrian conflict
50:00 <Thoth> Don't worry. Putin is going to bring us all freedom
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and blamed it on Assad forces
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you actually might be right in that sarcasm Thoth
51:00 <Bastardly_One> only a matter of time before he's had enough 
52:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fktI2SWeUgo
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Terrifying Possibility Of A Saudi Arabia-ISIS Merger (Sep 6, 2014) 6:45 - Category: News & Politics - 40,728 - 1,571 likes (94.1%), 99 dislikes (5.9%)
52:00 <Bastardly_One> hardly a merger
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you think Saudi does shit without conferring with the US?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> it's bascially one big US base with Islamic laws
53:00 <Skirmish> Other way around. 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> both
53:00 <Bastardly_One> granted
53:00 <Skirmish> The US watches Saudi Arabia behead people etc all the time. Doesn't bat an eyelid. 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but you get my point ... hardly surprising is it?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly what I was trying to get at
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if it's gonna happen this year though?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> this big "world war"
55:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone expected it last year
57:00 <Matthew> DANCE HALL DAYS
00:00 <Nikky`> Soooooooooooooooooo
03:00 <Nikky`> Okie Dokie.. dinner be ready..have a good week ppl
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ my housemate ... bitches when I said no to a cig but "not going down the street just for cigs"
08:00 <ms_paint> jjjj
10:00 <Skirmish> He's not your housemate. He is your landlord.
20:00 <Matthew> your voice can take me thereeee...
22:00 <faux> zz
49:00 <Thoth> The new dancing with the stars ad looks good. I want to watch their personalities
49:00 <Doodle> Mewsuf Islam
49:00 <Bastardly_One> can't be a legit now
49:00 <Bastardly_One> *legit name
49:00 <Bastardly_One> there's no Mohammad in it
50:00 <Doodle> worked for cat stevens
50:00 <Thoth> erm. Yusuf Islam?
50:00 <Doodle> yeah, i was sayng hello to Mew
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew just joined you twit
50:00 <Doodle> trying to be creative
50:00 <Bastardly_One> was pretty obviou
50:00 <Doodle> SO SHOOT ME
50:00 <Bastardly_One> s
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, he's a bit slow
50:00 <Mew> doofie :D
51:00 <Doodle> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> long night for you eh?
51:00 <Doodle> DONT COME IN MY ROOM WHEN I'M VACUUMING
51:00 <Bastardly_One> F1
51:00 <Doodle> nah it will be finished by 12
51:00 <Mew> lmao
51:00 <Doodle> go ricciardo!
51:00 <Bastardly_One> not watching
52:00 <Bastardly_One> one of my english friends was going on about it 
52:00 <Serenity> Happy Birthday mewtant
52:00 <Doodle> oh is it Mews bday
52:00 <Doodle> Mew are you wearing your birthday suit
53:00 <Mew> Always
53:00 <Doodle> nice work
53:00 <Bastardly_One> is it though?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> another fucking sept baby
54:00 <Serenity> no i said it for dun
54:00 <Serenity> fun
54:00 <Mew> & thanks 24 feels sexy as fuck
54:00 <Bastardly_One> we're everywhere
54:00 <Doodle> hehe
54:00 <Mew> I'm virgolicious
54:00 <Doodle> it does..
54:00 <Bastardly_One> happy birthday wench *hug*
54:00 <Mew> Virginicious
54:00 <Mew> Thx :D
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, summer must be rooting season
54:00 <Bastardly_One> not that I know
54:00 <Doodle> lol
54:00 <Doodle> fu
54:00 <Serenity> not you rob rofl
54:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh she means from me 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> keep up
55:00 <Doodle> i refuse
55:00 <Bastardly_One> can you?
55:00 <Serenity> im going to the shop to get ice magic
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't sometimes ... :/
55:00 <Bastardly_One> jk
55:00 <Doodle> have fun sezz
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck, haven't had that for ages
55:00 <Bastardly_One> always end up using too much 
56:00 <Doodle> i like the fart noises it makes when its running out
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you make me laugh ... 
58:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=syOK6zmpOe0
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Spiller - Groovejet (If This Ain't Love) (Official Video HQ) (Feb 10, 2009) 3:43 - Category: Entertainment - 3,881,699 - 17,497 likes (98.7%), 233 dislikes (1.3%)
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a good thing by the way
59:00 <Doodle> wooo
59:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Spiller - Groovejet (If This Ain't Love) (Spiller's Extended Vocal Mix).mp3 (7.75MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 8:27)
00:00 <zaim> classic
00:00 <partay> Mew I have your bday pressie here in my hand 
01:00 <Mew> aw yeah
03:00 <Thoth> hmm I might get a zodiac for fishing
06:00 <Thoth> or maybe a jetski so I can cruise around the harbour yelling at rich folk in their yachts "this jetski is not a god damn toy"
06:00 <Thoth> zodiac is probably more practical
07:00 <Doodle> you'll catch more fish with a fishing rod
07:00 <Ana_Ng> which british explorer was murdered in the sandwich islands?
08:00 <Doodle> cpt cook
08:00 <British^Meat> shhh
08:00 <Thoth> its not about the fish. I intend to go places that don't have fish, so I can go fishing
08:00 <Ana_Ng> doodle winz
09:00 <Thoth> wonder if anyones tried fishing at lake gregory
11:00 <Mew> Is Rex hunt still kicking? He disappeared from tv
11:00 <Mew> and that iFish guy is a douchelord
11:00 <Thoth> Yea he still sexually assaults fish too
11:00 <Mew> nice
12:00 <Mew> Nothing like a good trout fingerbang
12:00 <Thoth> I don't understand why people catch fish when they don't intend on keeping/eating it
14:00 <Thoth> I dont really like eating fish that much. I just go fishing to drink and admire my rod & casting off. Thats why the fish don't matter
16:00 <Mew> wot
16:00 <Doodle> lol
16:00 <British^Meat> is fun
16:00 <British^Meat> hate the eating of, enjoy the catching of....
16:00 <British^Meat> ...fish
17:00 <Thoth> Catching is the worst. Its how you get those shitty stories about the one that got away etc.
17:00 <Mew> I always catch and release cos fuck taking something's life 
17:00 <British^Meat> same
17:00 <Thoth> Or the battle you endured to kiss a fish
17:00 <British^Meat> i throw em all back
17:00 <British^Meat> they love it
17:00 <Mew> I'm okay with watching murder but not committing it
18:00 <Serenity> mmm licorice logs
18:00 <Thoth> Hunting though... I'd do that.
18:00 <Thoth> Deer hunting anyway
18:00 <Thoth> I like deer
19:00 <Mew> Fuck hunting too lol
19:00 <Mew> Ben went hunting last night with a shotgun from the boer war
21:00 <Doodle> :/
21:00 <Doodle> why
22:00 <Mew> they enjoy it 
22:00 <Mew> Its a boi thang
22:00 <Mew> ;)
22:00 <Thoth> It is more enjoyable even if you can't drink
24:00 <Serenity> i got snickers pods at the shop because of you Doodle
24:00 <Doodle> haha sucker
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never had pods
24:00 <Bastardly_One> what exactly are the outsides?
25:00 <Mew> Poo particles
25:00 <Serenity> iunno
25:00 <Mew> Fecal debree
25:00 <Serenity> some biscuity type crunchy thing
25:00 <Serenity> baked wafer
25:00 <British^Meat> its like brandy snaps casing ooooooooooo yum
27:00 <Bastardly_One> not like really hard?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> crunchy is different to breaking your teeth hard
28:00 <Serenity> no its not hard like a lolly..
28:00 <Serenity> its crunchy like a wafer
30:00 <Bastardly_One> gotcha
30:00 <Bastardly_One> might finally try them then
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I've always wondered ... if they were hard or not 
32:00 <Serenity> why would they be hard lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> they look it?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle
33:00 <Bastardly_One> what do I want from the Hamburger Cart?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> they need lids on what I want
35:00 <Bastardly_One> will be cold by the time I get home ... suppose I could do it cheap at home
35:00 <Bastardly_One> chips and gravy should be purchased though
37:00 <Serenity> gravox have pouches of chip gravy i saw at the shops today
39:00 <Bastardly_One> what'd I just say?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> there was no tone to that btw
40:00 <Bastardly_One> they should be purchased ... at home isn't the same
40:00 <Serenity> rubbish
40:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... I need comfort food
41:00 <Bastardly_One> hardly comfort doing it yourself :P
41:00 <Thoth> Speaking of pods
41:00 <Thoth> I just did the aftermath of last nights drinking and it felt great
42:00 <Serenity> oh dear
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that comes first thing in the morning these days
43:00 <Bastardly_One> the post stoned shit 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> the best
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Serenity
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I should thank you for your always cooking at home though
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you've half talked me out of wasting money
44:00 <Serenity> o.O
44:00 <Bastardly_One> well, it is a waste
46:00 <Thoth> This one was quite saucy but better out than in
46:00 <Thoth> Just for your information
46:00 <Thoth> It was a melted delight
46:00 <Thoth> mmmm pods
47:00 <partay> Mew if finished erecting your present. 
47:00 <Serenity> whats a waste exactly?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I must be starving
47:00 <Serenity> buying chips n gravy?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> even shit talk hasn't stopped me being hungry
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah wasting money on nice shitty yums
47:00 <Bastardly_One> when I have perfectly good food around the place
49:00 <Thoth> Gotta have the food stores
49:00 <Thoth> I've been eating left over pizza and roast pork all day
49:00 <Thoth> Pretty good
50:00 <Serenity> mmm roast
50:00 <Serenity> im doing an epic lamb roast tomorrow
50:00 <Thoth> Oh? You must be a talented chef because roasting is so difficult
50:00 <Serenity> i do hope you're being sarcastic
50:00 <partay> lol
51:00 <Thoth> No really, its harder than working at maccas
51:00 <Serenity> .
51:00 <Thoth> Rocket science
51:00 <Serenity> you're a bit of a plonker
51:00 <Serenity> mauriceeee
51:00 <Thoth> I call them pods
51:00 <Maurice> Sezzrenityyyyyy
52:00 <Serenity> have you killed the monster in law yet
53:00 <Maurice> I think everyone in mums house wanted to today
53:00 <Serenity> lol i was just looking at a pic kylee uploaded
54:00 <Serenity> bo's head made me lol
54:00 <Maurice> Its huuuuge
54:00 <Serenity> hahah
57:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron
00:00 <The_Baron> The_Bastard
02:00 <Serenity> minty ice maaagiccc
03:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen this?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I just put this in a US chat room
03:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ3RrqBqk14
03:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chasers : War on Everything -Americans (Jul 25, 2007) 9:07 - Category: People & Blogs - 591,626 - 4,333 likes (94.1%), 272 dislikes (5.9%)
03:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
04:00 <Bastardly_One> John Howard is my mate
06:00 <doctor> they may speak the same language as us but i find it next to impossible to communicate with an american
06:00 <doctor> lot easier for me to speak with a native chinese person and their broken english
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> they love me ... on the whole
07:00 <Bastardly_One> don't know why ... my own country people don't
07:00 <Bastardly_One> what's a mosque? an animal
07:00 <Bastardly_One> dafaq?
07:00 <doctor> mosquito mosque
07:00 <Bastardly_One> what state does KFC come from? I really don't know
07:00 <doctor> to be fair, they do have a camera in their face
08:00 <Bastardly_One> come on 
08:00 <doctor> once in the spotlight most peoples wits tend to crumble
08:00 <Bastardly_One> this is gold
08:00 <Bastardly_One> still
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, true
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but this is still gold
08:00 <doctor> haha, yeah
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no
09:00 <Bastardly_One> they're in Texas
09:00 <Serenity> americans are really difficult people to communicate with
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not fair
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Texans are special
09:00 <Bastardly_One> they're like everything dumb that is American
09:00 <doctor> take ana_ng and blackdevil for example
09:00 <Serenity> for someone whos supposed to be really intelligent
09:00 <doctor> cant exactly hold a conversation with either
09:00 <Serenity> ana is a fucking idiot
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... ana thinks she's sarcatic
10:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil thinks he's funny
10:00 <Bastardly_One> both fail
10:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not all like that 
10:00 <Serenity> shes american by definition alone she cant be sarcastic
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I have some of the best conversations ever in the american place I hang out in 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> made some life long friends
11:00 <Bastardly_One> those two are bad examples
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and so is Texas on the whole
11:00 <Serenity> maybe you're more american :)
11:00 <The_Baron> new yorkers can be highly sarcastic
11:00 <The_Baron> whole jew thing I guess
11:00 <The_Baron> :P
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Washington State people are awesome too
12:00 <Bastardly_One> they really get stuff
12:00 <Bastardly_One> not so serious about life
12:00 <Bastardly_One> NYers ... either cool or hoity toity
13:00 <Bastardly_One> funny bunch
13:00 <Bastardly_One> too many of them really 
14:00 <ness> any IT geeks available.  Please PM me.  Need some help with a Telstra wifi dongle set up.
15:00 <Serenity> leave it in the packaging. take it back to the telstra store. ask for a refund
15:00 <partay>  Ness what kind of device?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Serenity
18:00 <ness> Telstra pre-paid USB & wifi
18:00 <partay> What kind if device you plugging it into 
18:00 <ness> my laptop
19:00 <partay> Windows 7?
19:00 <ness> yep
19:00 <partay> Easy 
21:00 <Serenity> jesus its usb. plug it in.
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking plug and play
22:00 <Bastardly_One> how can you fuck that up?
24:00 <Serenity> those dongles have the software built into the drive. USB is plug and play.
24:00 <Serenity> its not hard.
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I thought
25:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway ... re: your pm hours ago
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm goin' for a bit of a walk
25:00 <Bastardly_One> might work 
25:00 <Serenity> have a wank
25:00 <Serenity> not while you're out for a walk..
26:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> LOL
28:00 <B1-not-here> lol
28:00 <B1-not-here> bbs
33:00 <ness> fml
35:00 <Pyro-> cheer up emo kid
38:00 <Serenity> o_//
45:00 <slinky_J> EMILLIOOOOO
46:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!
46:00 <slinky_J> 4eva!!!!!!!!!!!
52:00 <MusiciaN> lively
56:00 <couleurs> iphone!!!!!
57:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> couleurs tell us about TheRiddlers butt plug video
58:00 <couleurs> No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
58:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> please
01:00 <slinky_J> IPHONE 4NEVA!!!
02:00 <matrix> lol slinky
03:00 <matrix> I don think it is stupid to queue 15 days before the new one is released.   Some idiot paid $1250 to get the the front of the line.  bloody phone isn't worth that much
03:00 <bradd_pitts> andstayout
04:00 <bradd_pitts> oh
04:00 <matrix> wrong X lol
04:00 <bee_girl> oh its so cold i need a cup of tea
04:00 <matrix> tea is good
04:00 <matrix> Green tea but has to be hot
04:00 <matrix> :-)
05:00 <bradd_pitts> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10686963_10152783248547240_3801185809964306559_n.jpg?oh=9a1ff07ab339a2c42645ffc9df5e397d&oe=54A3FBC0&__gda__=1419869142_dc25bd393c538622d5b579bed75edaa4
05:00 <bee_girl> im going a black chai
05:00 <bradd_pitts> :')
05:00 <couleurs> yeah tea would be good thank u
05:00 <matrix> :-)
05:00 <slinky_J> woa ma ears got sweaty
05:00 <cake> my samsung galaxy is dying and I can't decide whether to get another one or go iphone instead
05:00 <slinky_J> woaconstrictah
05:00 <bradd_pitts> dont get an iphone
06:00 <matrix> Get another Samsung
06:00 <bradd_pitts> nexus 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
06:00 <matrix> Your use to the way they work. 
06:00 <cake> true
06:00 <cake> I'm buying it outright, not on a plan
06:00 <matrix> nexus is good but if you are use to the Samsung interface go look at the St
06:00 <matrix> s5
07:00 <bee_girl> a new iphone is on the way if ur gonna get one
07:00 <bee_girl> will make the others cheaper too
07:00 <bee_girl> sugar couleurs? milk?
07:00 <slinky_J> i like caek
07:00 <matrix> New iPhone is about out now if you wanted one.   why would you if you don't have any other i devices
07:00 <cake> nah, I'm not looking at the latest ... I don't need all the bells and whistles
07:00 <cake> and it's too many $$$
07:00 <matrix> s3 is still available
07:00 <matrix> So is the s4
08:00 <slinky_J> my ipad bring all da hipsters to da yaarrd
08:00 <matrix> Both great phones still and both on android 4.3
08:00 <slinky_J> fones r ok
08:00 <slinky_J> i hate browsin net onna fone tho
08:00 <matrix> slinky in use my phone more than even my tablet for browsing lol
08:00 <matrix> It's convenient
08:00 <slinky_J> screen so tiny, i just carry my led tv around with me with a long fucken cord yo
08:00 <couleurs> 1 suger!!!!!!!!!!! no malk!!!!!!!!!!
09:00 <slinky_J> keyboard down my pants
09:00 <matrix> screen is small sure but it is just always with me
09:00 <slinky_J> mouse on ma manvagina
09:00 <matrix> lol
09:00 <cake> I got this one on kogan but the next one will be from a store, where I can go back if there is a problem
09:00 <matrix> That ain't a mouse
10:00 <slinky_J> too bad chicks cant get the right size phones to put on vibrate and slam up they poon anymore
10:00 <slinky_J> :(
10:00 <slinky_J> lolz!! wot is it?!
10:00 <matrix> If you have a mouse down there then something is wrong g
11:00 <couleurs> samsung sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!'
12:00 <matrix> couleurs  I have always had Galaxy series phones and tablets.  never had one die
12:00 <MusiciaN> what do you mean it's dying
12:00 <matrix> Samsung make the screens apple used on most devices too
12:00 <matrix> I think apple even may have gone back to them
13:00 <matrix> There is a Samsung panel I  most tvs phones and tablets
14:00 <MusiciaN> cake
14:00 <cake> yesm
14:00 <MusiciaN> what do you mean your phone is dying
14:00 <MusiciaN> what does it do?
15:00 <matrix> Please
15:00 <matrix> Oops lol
15:00 <matrix> Hmm  phones do get sluggish over time after a certain number of updates
16:00 <matrix> like computers
16:00 <cake> sometimes it goes manic between apps and I constantly need to reboot
16:00 <matrix> batteries become weaker.   apps behave weirdly
16:00 <matrix> cake.  try doing a factory reset
16:00 <matrix> and reinstall only what you use
17:00 <MusiciaN> so buy a new battery for $20 and reinstall the firmware
17:00 <bee_girl> oi there
17:00 <Thoth> hmm imdb ratings are shit
17:00 <bee_girl> get an iphone
17:00 <cake> matrix it's not in my area of expertise :)
17:00 <couleurs> thank u
17:00 <Thoth> jurassic park is 8.5? dufuq
18:00 <MusiciaN> only nubs have iphones
18:00 <cake> I know lots about many things, with the exception of mobiles!
18:00 <matrix> cake: reset is in the options :-)
18:00 <slinky_J> oi nowhere!!!
18:00 <matrix> Just back up your stuff first
18:00 <slinky_J> i know lots about cheese
18:00 <slinky_J> its yum.
18:00 <slinky_J> the end
18:00 <cake> I might have to go ask the kids next door, they're in Y10 so I figure they would know!
18:00 <slinky_J> kids r fulla SHIT
19:00 <matrix> Most likely
19:00 <MusiciaN> jesus...
19:00 <slinky_J> steal ur lunch money, so u gotta rob their moms house
19:00 <slinky_J> !
19:00 <Thoth> iphone - she still wont let me put my microsd in her... that prissy bitch
19:00 <slinky_J> i like clothes more than gadgets..
19:00 <cake> hot chai tea and peanut butter tim tams ... does it get any better
20:00 <bee_girl> ooo
20:00 <matrix> mm mm Tim Tams
20:00 <slinky_J> yes
20:00 <bee_girl> id prefer normal tim tams 
20:00 <slinky_J> not "hot" chai tea
20:00 <MusiciaN> most people don't even realise that by the time they buy their phone and get used to it there's a firmware update for their phone
20:00 <cake> I should stop at 5
20:00 <slinky_J> tea gotta be at the right temperature yo
20:00 <slinky_J> dependin on the tea
20:00 <bee_girl> alright im getting tea couleurs won't be long ... i have anzacs too 
20:00 <slinky_J> what i like to do is pee in a saucepan and shove in some grass..
21:00 <cake> but they are addictive
21:00 <couleurs> F*ck Y*ah
21:00 <matrix> Strawberry tea is nice
21:00 <MusiciaN> what the...
22:00 <slinky_J> ur nice!
22:00 <matrix> Who's nice??
22:00 <cake> It smells nice but I find fruit teas a bit sour
22:00 <matrix> cake: add a touch of sugar to them
22:00 <matrix> Don't add milk though
23:00 <matrix> Strawberry milk may exist but it doesn't go with the tea
23:00 <MusiciaN> shit
23:00 <MusiciaN> i feel so sick
23:00 <cake> I love lemongrass tea, with real lemongrass steeped in hot water, with a dash of honey
24:00 <matrix> That sounds nice cake
24:00 <cake> Had it in Thailand recently on a holiday ... I am hooked
24:00 <MusiciaN> i haven't eaten anything but chocolate and jellybeans for the last day
24:00 <matrix> That's why you feel shit
24:00 <MusiciaN> well... thats why i said it
25:00 <matrix> self inflicted.  no sympathy
25:00 <MusiciaN> fathers day presents
25:00 <bee_girl> any movie recommendations team?
25:00 <slinky_J> yes
26:00 <MusiciaN> ooo i've been watching movies for the last couple of days
26:00 <MusiciaN> some excellent ones
26:00 <MusiciaN> what genre do you like bee
27:00 <bee_girl> hmm docos or dramas i suppose
27:00 <bee_girl> i just watched the immigrant
27:00 <matrix> music / movies tend to depend on my mood
28:00 <cake> I went to see Lucy last week, the new Scarlet Johansson movie ... it was so so
28:00 <bee_girl> oh the chai is good
28:00 <bee_girl> hmm yes i just saw a review for that
28:00 <cake> But I won the tickets, otherwise I doubt I would have paid to see it
29:00 <Thoth> imdb is great for finding movies
29:00 <bee_girl> i have downloaded i mean purchased boyhood also
29:00 <matrix> Oh is that the movie based around the myth that we only use 10% of our brain
29:00 <bee_girl> but havent watched it yet
29:00 <matrix> a myth that has been scientific 
29:00 <cake> matrix, yes that's the one
29:00 <matrix> ally
29:00 <matrix> proven to be wrong many times
29:00 <couleurs> oh yeah boyhood is supposed to be good
29:00 <bee_girl> i heard about it on abc radio but havent seen the trailer
29:00 <matrix> lol  I would watch the movie for a laugh
29:00 <bee_girl> might do that now
30:00 <cake> The beginning and middle of the movie was enjoyable but the end was a bit anti-climactic
30:00 <Thoth> watching ted... had good reviews... its kind of not funny at all
30:00 <Thoth> :'( 
30:00 <bee_girl> filmed over 12 yeras should be impressive
30:00 <matrix> Would of been funny to see her explode at 100% due to not being able to control it lol.     guess that didn't happen though
30:00 <MusiciaN> i have you watched Her?
31:00 <cake> No, but I won't give away the ending, in case someone wants to see it :-)
31:00 <slinky_J> o yea gloves baby
31:00 <slinky_J> how good r fingerless gloves :P
31:00 <couleurs> yeah her was good 2
32:00 <matrix> Back later ppl
32:00 <slinky_J> you see The Immigrant couleurs?
32:00 <slinky_J> i rly liked that
32:00 <simba> POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
32:00 <slinky_J> good period drama
32:00 <slinky_J> SIMBA
33:00 <couleurs> no i hate those boring movies their for girls
33:00 <slinky_J> howcome i did not see you and your family at ARGO for father's day? lolz
33:00 <bee_girl> lol
33:00 <bee_girl> i saw it slinky
33:00 <bee_girl> it was a bit boring
33:00 <slinky_J> :P
33:00 <MusiciaN> Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
33:00 <bee_girl> i mean it was good
33:00 <slinky_J> yea well i had a few glasses of red hahaha
33:00 <bee_girl> but it had no substance really
33:00 <bee_girl> like Calvary
33:00 <bee_girl> it sucked
33:00 <slinky_J> yer
33:00 <slinky_J> Calvary was a big let down
33:00 <slinky_J> i watched it for a second time
33:00 <bee_girl> i liked blue is the warmest couleur
33:00 <slinky_J> L.
33:00 <slinky_J> :/
34:00 <bee_girl> and the butler
34:00 <bee_girl> and 12 years a slave
34:00 <bee_girl> all pretty good
34:00 <slinky_J> oh man
34:00 <slinky_J> 12 yrs a slave was good but annoyed me
34:00 <bee_girl> how did it annoy u?
34:00 <slinky_J> but id already read the book and looked into it
34:00 <slinky_J> because he didnt really write it irl
34:00 <bee_girl> oh well yeah that woulda sucked
34:00 <slinky_J> he dictated it
34:00 <slinky_J> yer
34:00 <slinky_J> for abolishionists
35:00 <slinky_J> basically he was used
35:00 <slinky_J> lol
35:00 <bee_girl> oh
35:00 <slinky_J> but it is a good film
35:00 <simba> 12 years a nigga
35:00 <simba> 12 years my bitch
35:00 <slinky_J> 12 yrs a Nigga wit attitude
35:00 <bee_girl> alright boyhood going to the top of me list
35:00 <MusiciaN> i watched ruby sparks today
35:00 <bee_girl> ooo
35:00 <couleurs> np
35:00 <MusiciaN> loved it
35:00 <bee_girl> and?
35:00 <slinky_J> boyhood?
35:00 <bee_girl> yeah get it on ur download 
35:00 <slinky_J> simba
36:00 <slinky_J> u get high and watch A Haunted House yet?
36:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys-mbHXyWX4 <--trailer
36:00 <MusiciaN> very melancholy
36:00 <slinky_J> xD xD
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boyhood - International Trailer (Universal Pictures) HD (Apr 25, 2014) 1:34 - Category: Entertainment - 4,646,237 - 21,361 likes (95.2%), 1,070 dislikes (4.8%)
36:00 <simba> umm no wtf is the haunted house
36:00 <MusiciaN> have you seen ponyo bee_girl?
36:00 <slinky_J> its by Marlon Wayans man
37:00 <slinky_J> its the best shit they've done since scary movie 1
37:00 <bee_girl> no but i heard of it... its an animated one yeah?
37:00 <MusiciaN> yeah
37:00 <slinky_J> it takes of paranormal activity
37:00 <slinky_J> off*
37:00 <MusiciaN> ghibli
37:00 <slinky_J> like How would black people react in that situation
37:00 <slinky_J> lolarious as dood
38:00 <slinky_J> i watched it str8 then high, was better high
38:00 <slinky_J> couleurs did you like Looper?
38:00 <bee_girl> ponyo looks cute!
39:00 <slinky_J> ponyo
39:00 <slinky_J> that anime?
39:00 <MusiciaN> it's very sweet
39:00 <slinky_J> best anime ever Pom Poko
39:00 <slinky_J> :P
39:00 <cake> hmmm, rain's stopped .. I might take the dog for a quick run before it starts again. She is getting antsy 
39:00 <MusiciaN> is that the racoon one
39:00 <slinky_J> yup
39:00 <MusiciaN> that was fucking hilarious
39:00 <slinky_J> my personal fav
39:00 <slinky_J> lols
39:00 <slinky_J> racoon dogs*
40:00 <bee_girl> wouldnt mind seeing The Wind Rises too another anime
40:00 <MusiciaN> The Secret World of Arrietty, is very good too. Unfortunately there is a terrible american version, make sure you don't watch that.
40:00 <slinky_J> it's sad anime is dying out
40:00 <slinky_J> im not a fan of cgi cartoons
40:00 <MusiciaN> There is also an English dub, as apposed to usa/disney dub, which is excellent.
41:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imtdgdGOB6Q
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Wind Rises - Official Trailer (Nov 18, 2013) 2:21 - Category: Entertainment - 1,289,431 - 8,470 likes (98.2%), 158 dislikes (1.8%)
41:00 <bee_girl> same guy
41:00 <bee_girl> miyakazi
42:00 <MusiciaN> it will be a sad say when miyazaki dies
42:00 <MusiciaN> sad day*
42:00 <Thoth> zomg
42:00 <Thoth> Ted is so shit. Its a movie for adults with the intellect of 5 year olds. Such as Mark Walburg
43:00 <bee_girl> i thought u meant tedx ted
44:00 <couleurs> :)
44:00 <MusiciaN> i'm assuming the seth mcfarlane movie
44:00 <Mew> TedEx
45:00 <simba> cum
45:00 <Maurice> Cumma chameleon
45:00 <slinky_J> end of watch
45:00 <slinky_J> neone see that?
45:00 <MusiciaN> you know an under rated animated movie, titan a.e.
45:00 <slinky_J> best cop movie since training day
46:00 <slinky_J> titan a.e. rules!
46:00 <slinky_J> saw trailer for it on vhs back in the day had to wait a yr for it to come out man
46:00 <slinky_J> got it on dvd :P
46:00 <MusiciaN> barrimore and daemon! the voice acting was so good.
46:00 <MusiciaN> not a bad story either.
46:00 <slinky_J> yeah man
46:00 <slinky_J> and bill paxton
46:00 <simba> barrywhore and demon
46:00 <slinky_J> no no
46:00 <slinky_J> other bill
47:00 <slinky_J> one from ID4
47:00 <Thoth> Now IMDB makes sense... that Jurassic Park has a better rating than Ted.
47:00 <slinky_J> played the president
47:00 <Thoth> Totally legit.
47:00 <bee_girl> she is welcome to whore all over me
47:00 <slinky_J> jp4 soon
47:00 <slinky_J> xD
47:00 <Thoth> slinky_J: you're a faggot
47:00 <slinky_J> cant wait for Jurassic World
47:00 <simba> is ted the family guy guys movie about the teddy bear
47:00 <MusiciaN> i think IMDB is usually right on the money for it's ratings
47:00 <Mew> try rottentomatoes Thoth
47:00 <slinky_J> woo man you are sensitive
47:00 <slinky_J> rotten tomatoes will make you hate every movie before you see it
47:00 <slinky_J> like critics could do better.
48:00 <Mew> lmao
48:00 <Thoth> Mew: why? IMDB is easier to type
48:00 <simba> yep film/music critics are useless
48:00 <MusiciaN> i have an imdb account
48:00 <slinky_J> rotten tomatos gave that aussie crocodile film ROGUE a 99 percent fresh rating, i think 99
48:00 <slinky_J> rofl
48:00 <Mew> I dunno I just always look at both Thoth
49:00 <slinky_J> its the highest rated film on rotten tomatoes from australia
49:00 <bee_girl> http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/19/09/9e/19099e7a18dd207b2b37ee0bc63996ef.jpg
49:00 <slinky_J> that says a lot about rotten tomatoes.
49:00 <slinky_J> simba no shit
49:00 <Thoth> Surely Rogue can't be worse than Ted.
49:00 <bee_girl> margaret and davids reviews are starting to shit me
49:00 <MusiciaN> with IMDB you can see the breakdown of how many people voted for each rating 1-10
49:00 <Thoth> IMDB says it is but
50:00 <MusiciaN> i like that, it gives you a better idea of how good a movie is
50:00 <simba> yeah by peoples opinions not some paid journo jew
50:00 <slinky_J> roger ebert is the only critic i like
50:00 <simba> taking a jew reviewing art seriously = LoL
50:00 <slinky_J> roeper is good too tho
51:00 <slinky_J> I'm taking Jew Commentary at uni
51:00 <slinky_J> and i'm writing a best seller it's called A Judaistic View
51:00 <MusiciaN> as part of what major
51:00 <slinky_J> jewmanjism
51:00 <MusiciaN> lol
51:00 <MusiciaN> @
51:00 <slinky_J> lolz
51:00 <Mew> jew art ta tink deez tings tru
51:00 <MusiciaN> writing best seller
51:00 <MusiciaN> you make me laugh
52:00 <slinky_J> fanx i stole the best seller bit from a movie.
52:00 <slinky_J> "I got a book, it's called we're all fucked. It's a best seller."
53:00 <Mew> what a great quote
53:00 <MusiciaN> congratulations you're dying
53:00 <slinky_J> you like foreign films MusiciaN?
53:00 <MusiciaN> you're the worst <- new tv show, gotta watch
54:00 <Thoth> One pro for Ted. At least Mark Walburg fights like I imagine him to. Cannot take on a teddy bear that must weigh 2 pounds.
54:00 <MusiciaN> i only like foreign films, australian movies suck
54:00 <slinky_J> check out JACKPOT
54:00 <slinky_J> norweigen i think, i saw it at the cinema
54:00 <milk> hey
54:00 <Thoth> slinky_J: you like Jurassic Park, therefore your opinion on anything is invalid
54:00 <slinky_J> my man
54:00 <simba> ted and jurassic park are both kinda gay
55:00 <simba> though ted is preeeetty gay unless youre like 15
55:00 <MusiciaN> there are many films called jackpot, which year
55:00 <slinky_J> jurassic park is a great film
55:00 <slinky_J> um
55:00 <slinky_J> ill find it
55:00 <simba>  but ted? lol
55:00 <slinky_J> lol ted
55:00 <MusiciaN> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1809231/
55:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Arme Riddere (2011) - 6.6/10 of 1,742 votes - Stars: Kyrre Hellum, Mads Ousdal, Henrik Mestad - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 1hr 30mins - Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime - Release Date: 27 June 2014 (USA)
55:00 <MusiciaN> that one?
56:00 <slinky_J> yep
56:00 <slinky_J> that one
56:00 <slinky_J> lol
56:00 <slinky_J> it's a fun flick
56:00 <MusiciaN> i'm not into action movies
56:00 <Thoth> Actually a good chuck of Spielberg movies are really shit, like JP
56:00 <slinky_J> its not a big action movie
56:00 <Thoth> Plus Spielberg has the pedo smile
57:00 <Thoth> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Steven_Spielberg_Tintin_Paris_2011.jpg
57:00 <slinky_J> far from it
57:00 <slinky_J> its a crime movie
57:00 <Thoth> Anybody who smiles like that shouldn't be trusted near children
57:00 <slinky_J> of course it has a bit of "action" in it
57:00 <MusiciaN> ehhh
57:00 <MusiciaN> doesn't look like my kind of movie
58:00 <MusiciaN> especially if its subtitled
58:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen pics of him with drew barrymore on the set of ET Thoth?
58:00 <slinky_J> course, it's foreign
58:00 <Thoth> Bastardly_One: nope
58:00 <Bastardly_One> google
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you're right
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and want a trip?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> google steven hawkings wedding photo
59:00 <Bastardly_One> back when he could still stand
59:00 <slinky_J> im tryina find a good version of this film Flame & Citron
59:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like a spastic version of bill gates
59:00 <Thoth> hah weird
59:00 <slinky_J> epic fictional account of factual events
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll find it 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> while the imagine is fresh in your mind
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll see what I mean 
00:00 <Thoth> btw, drew barrymore needs bigger tits
00:00 <Thoth> I'll tweet that to her
00:00 <Bastardly_One> full on spastic Bill Gates look
00:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJnfNAEwQ8U
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Flame & Citron (2008) - Official Trailer HQ - English Subtitles (Oct 2, 2009) 1:59 - Category: Film & Animation - 70,449 - 127 likes (97.7%), 3 dislikes (2.3%)
00:00 <slinky_J> but if u dont like foreign films :( :( ur loss.
00:00 <MusiciaN> Pandorum (2009), i liked that
00:00 <MusiciaN> i like the twist at the end
01:00 <Bastardly_One> http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01387/1965-wedding_1387954i.jpg
01:00 <slinky_J> way better than speilbergs jew movie
01:00 <slinky_J> with eric bana
01:00 <slinky_J> that shit mossad one
01:00 <MusiciaN> what eric banner movie?
03:00 <slinky_J> oh where he's that jewish mossad agent sent to kill ppl after the murders of that jewish olympic team
04:00 <Thoth> oh lame my twitter account is suspended
04:00 <MusiciaN> lol, don't think i've seen it
04:00 <slinky_J> y
04:00 <Thoth> prob for telling celebs they need bigger tits
05:00 <MusiciaN> probably
05:00 <slinky_J> my twitter account is a make-believe band
05:00 <slinky_J> MusiciaN
05:00 <slinky_J> check out STOKER
05:00 <slinky_J> faux got me to dl that
06:00 <slinky_J> great film with Hitchcock influences
06:00 <Thoth> Don't do it, he likes Jurassic Park
06:00 <MusiciaN> ha, that looks pretty good
06:00 <MusiciaN> jurassic park was awesome
07:00 <MusiciaN> the only reason people don't like jurassic park was because the sequels ruined its reputation
07:00 <TheRiddler> .
07:00 <TheRiddler> lies
08:00 <Thoth> The storyline was also really terrible, same with the CGI
08:00 <MusiciaN> errr... you're on drugs
08:00 <MusiciaN> what was better CGI than jurassic park?
08:00 <TheRiddler> you're both talking out of your  arse
09:00 <Thoth> I think a puppet show has better CGI
09:00 <Serenity> jurassic park was a great movie. for its time it was amazing
09:00 <Thoth> The matrix was significantly better
09:00 <MusiciaN> durrrr
09:00 <Serenity> the matrix came out after it
09:00 <MusiciaN> are you spastic
09:00 <TheRiddler> ....
09:00 <Serenity> of course it was
09:00 <MusiciaN> that was 7 years later
09:00 <Serenity> thats the dumbest thing to say
09:00 <MusiciaN> lol
10:00 <Thoth> Okay then. Star Wars.
10:00 <TheRiddler> .
10:00 <Serenity> .
10:00 <TheRiddler> which version
10:00 <Serenity> he's being a trollasaurus again dont bother
10:00 <Thoth> "episode"
10:00 <MusiciaN> episode2 no doubt...
10:00 <TheRiddler> yes
10:00 <Thoth> Any of them. The death star was a tiny ass model and it looked far more realistic
11:00 <TheRiddler> was it the theatric release?
11:00 <Thoth> The dinos in JP look painted or rubber in every scene. Also they're out of scale.
11:00 <TheRiddler> .
11:00 <Mew> the gods must be crazy had brilliant CGI
11:00 <Mew> revolutionary
11:00 <TheRiddler> out of scale?
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol Mew
11:00 <Thoth> That was an awesome movie Mew :D
11:00 <Fez> 3d
12:00 <Fez> RealD?
12:00 <Mew> I'll take any d
12:00 <Mew> In my v
12:00 <MusiciaN> anybody seen Perfume.The.Story.Of.A.Murderer.2006
12:00 <Mew> and maybe b
13:00 <TheRiddler> thoth seems confused on what cgi is
13:00 <Fez> F yea
13:00 <Fez> Has a d
13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:00 <Bonny> yo
13:00 <Mew> speak of the devil
13:00 <TheRiddler> hai Bonny
13:00 <Bonny> hey
13:00 <slinky_J> bonnies
13:00 <slinky_J> xD
13:00 <Bonny> hey slinky_J.. :)
13:00 <slinky_J> hey hey hey
14:00 <Mew> milk!
14:00 <Bonny> what's up, milk?
14:00 <Mew> he's feeling a bit off today
14:00 <Bonny> ahh ok.. we all go thru that
15:00 <Mew> not his full cream self
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:00 <Bonny> k
15:00 <Mew> he's skimming over some issues
15:00 <milk> not much, just chilling
15:00 <Bonny> cool
15:00 <slinky_J> lolz
15:00 <milk> enjoying the end of the weekend
15:00 <Mew> oh milk u badass
16:00 <Bonny> yeah monday tomorrow
17:00 <milk> yep, another day, another week
18:00 <Bonny> time passes by too quick as you get older
18:00 <Mew> anotha day anotha dolla
18:00 <cake> Well, that was a waste of time. I took the dog out and 15 mins into our run it started to bucket down.
18:00 <matrix> Bugger
18:00 <cake> She's happy, I'm soaked 
18:00 <Bonny> lol
18:00 <cake> Should have put her on the treadmill!
19:00 <Mew> at least you went the distance, cake
19:00 <Mew> Ha ha ha ha
19:00 <Bonny> lol
19:00 <Mew> where's Doodle
19:00 <cake> I guess I should go and give her a rub down, but she's probably skaken all the water on my car in the garage
20:00 <cake> I think it's an electric blanket night for me ...
28:00 <TheRiddler> http://guff.com/how-dog-breeds-have-evolved/pugolution
45:00 <Thoth> http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/ruins-of-ancient-city-discovered-in-australian-desert/
46:00 <TheRiddler> today there was a expo dedicated to poop
46:00 <TheRiddler> saw it on the news
46:00 <TheRiddler> it was in japan lol
46:00 <slinky_J> I saw you on the news
46:00 <slinky_J> so jelly
46:00 <slinky_J> GIVE ME YOUR STATUES
47:00 <TheRiddler> http://news.distractify.com/culture/tokyo-toilet-poop-exhibit/
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol the little girl they interview
47:00 <TheRiddler> ed
48:00 <TheRiddler> "at first I didn't like poop but now I like it"
48:00 <Thoth> That was on the news? What if my fictious 5 year old child was watching?
48:00 <Thoth> They should be covering more family friendly topics like war
50:00 <TheRiddler> stfu
50:00 <TheRiddler> go play with your poop like the rest of them
50:00 <Thoth> Wacist
50:00 <Bonny> I can't poop
50:00 <Bonny> I just fart alot
53:00 <Quinn> Well aren't we a lively bunch. 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> no
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