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00:00 <FrankSidebottom> he will give me a little shit for giggles
00:00 <Bastardly_One> he seems nice 
00:00 <FrankSidebottom> but outta jest
00:00 <Bastardly_One> then he'll get in your pm with peoples names
00:00 <horationullbuilt> prippit
00:00 <Bastardly_One> pretending to know them intimately
00:00 <FrankSidebottom> ohwell
00:00 <Bastardly_One> he did that with faux and I recently
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so I went and told faux
00:00 <Bradley> bit like you hey Jamie
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's been pissy since
00:00 <horationullbuilt> SMaCK
01:00 <FrankSidebottom> who is this Bradley
01:00 <simba> great lil gossip session u got goin guys
01:00 <Bastardly_One> trying to claim he knows her well enough to know she likes me 
01:00 <Bradley> hey jono
01:00 <FrankSidebottom> ahahahahahahaha!
01:00 <horationullbuilt> hey muscles
01:00 <FrankSidebottom> now i get y b1 does this
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh course I had to tell her 
01:00 <FrankSidebottom> he goes it cause hes high
01:00 <FrankSidebottom> and im high right now
01:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit fuckwit
01:00 <FrankSidebottom> lolol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you are learning 
01:00 <FrankSidebottom> yer i totally get it
01:00 <Bastardly_One> people are "fun"
02:00 <FrankSidebottom> it was quite nice on irc while i was on
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that's that get it and don't take it serious
02:00 <Bastardly_One> usuallly end up my friends
02:00 <FrankSidebottom> even Thoth was aight
02:00 <simba> getting high and treating a chatroom like big brother every day doesnt seem that fun
02:00 <Bradley> now he has gone into smug mode
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Thoth is amusing 50% of the time
02:00 <FrankSidebottom> finally finishing a million ways to die in the west
02:00 <FrankSidebottom> *watching even
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the other 50% he tries too hard
02:00 <FrankSidebottom> lol simba
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and that simba cunt
03:00 <simba> waste of a high
03:00 <FrankSidebottom> i wana eat burgers with simba
03:00 <Bastardly_One> too scared to play GTA
03:00 <FrankSidebottom> just off rundle st
03:00 <Bastardly_One> or hasn't enought gig left
03:00 <FrankSidebottom> at Burger Theory
03:00 <FrankSidebottom> and talk about the latest things trending
03:00 <simba> scared more like bored
03:00 <FrankSidebottom> and how hip we are for not eating at maccas
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... it does get tedious at times
04:00 <simba> r u even close to my level yet 
04:00 <simba> i dont play with noobs
04:00 <Bastardly_One> why do you thin I limit myself
04:00 <Bradley> you are tedious
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm ... 69 now ... reow!
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I need new missions
04:00 <Bastardly_One> even with others all the missions are fucking boring now
05:00 <simba> i dont have the desire to make money on that 
05:00 <simba> no mission any more
05:00 <Bastardly_One> no desire you mean 
05:00 <Maurice> You guys should play Just Dance instead and have a dance off
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's how I was remember?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> it'll come back to ya 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
05:00 <simba> no
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I had this vision of me playing Just Dance
06:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't pretty
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if Elder Scrolls Online still has bugs
07:00 <simba> realistic bugs flying through the air
07:00 <simba> important in any rpg
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I have enough to get a PS4 and some games ... just holding out for a game that is gonna waste so many hours I wonder if I had a life 
07:00 <FrankSidebottom> u guys into rpgs?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I am 
07:00 <simba> only the good 1s
07:00 <couleurs> FiFa 15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and sandboxes ... like I've said 
08:00 <FrankSidebottom> yes
08:00 <Maurice> I got a new game today for the xbox
08:00 <FrankSidebottom> open world games r teh best
08:00 <Maurice> Disney Infinity 2.0...
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Fallout 4 is coming
08:00 <FrankSidebottom> gotham knight
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and I cannot wait for that 
08:00 <FrankSidebottom> will get game of the year nxt yr
09:00 <Bastardly_One> fallout 4 has a site made up
09:00 <FrankSidebottom> u better hav ps4 by then for that man
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so it's definitely on the way 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> no fucking shit 
09:00 <FrankSidebottom> i mean batman
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that might be what I am waiting for 
09:00 <FrankSidebottom> :P
09:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing has made me yet
10:00 <FrankSidebottom> well bf4 for me
10:00 <couleurs> FiFa 15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:00 <Bastardly_One> a long game that goes on forever rpg like
10:00 <simba> batman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:00 <simba> im getting a ps4 4 chrono trigger
10:00 <couleurs> lies
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I've said that for months ... soon as a game reaches out to me I'm upgrading
10:00 <FrankSidebottom> oh
10:00 <simba> i remember Bastardly_One - i wrote it down in my journal
11:00 <FrankSidebottom> and i wanted to [for the first time] get a console on launch..
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Fifa 15 looks fucking fantastic
11:00 <couleurs> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to agree with couleurs there
11:00 <couleurs> told u
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the PS4 version looks as close to being there as you'll get 
11:00 <simba> what about the PS5 version?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
12:00 <Bastardly_One> take his opinion
12:00 <FrankSidebottom> there shouldnt be any difference.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he's the "real" Fifa player
12:00 <simba> whos?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
12:00 <simba> all he said was 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and we're both telling you on the new gen
12:00 <simba> FIFA 15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucking amazing
12:00 <FrankSidebottom> you do know xbox one does 1080p right?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh yesterday he said it's the reason for now more PS3
13:00 <simba> i know u have said it like 12 times in the last 2 weeks
13:00 <FrankSidebottom> b1 im talking to you
13:00 <FrankSidebottom> multi task
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and?
13:00 <simba> the xbox one is the definitive home entertainment experience
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like them
13:00 <FrankSidebottom> well you said the ps4 version looks the best
13:00 <British^Meat> simba loves big suze
13:00 <Bastardly_One> if I want to play a game
13:00 <couleurs> i played the demo on ps3 and it was good and since i already own a ps4 i thought i'd get it on that instead ok 
13:00 <FrankSidebottom> you cant not like something you havent used
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and I want to play it online
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I am not PAYING to play online
14:00 <simba> how many discs do you need to run xbox one games do they have blu ray yet
14:00 <FrankSidebottom> you will be
14:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck MicroShaft
14:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna bet?
14:00 <Maurice> Apparently they have bluray, yet to use it
14:00 <FrankSidebottom> playstation is going to put out their own live version
14:00 <Bastardly_One> they aren't doin it no
14:00 <FrankSidebottom> so you will have to
14:00 <Bastardly_One> *now
14:00 <couleurs> also it was $59!!!!!!!!!!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna bet on that?
14:00 <Maurice> xbox one shits me, you buy a game, put the disc in and have to wait for it to install
14:00 <Bastardly_One> what? 59?
14:00 <FrankSidebottom> 30 bucks for three months live gold
14:00 <British^Meat> actually.... not all games will require playstation plus to play online
14:00 <FrankSidebottom> is nothin
14:00 <British^Meat> they did stipulate that
15:00 <Bastardly_One> British^Meat, they're not going to do that now 
15:00 <FrankSidebottom> Maurice
15:00 <British^Meat> infact, u can play destiny without psn
15:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone said fuck you 
15:00 <FrankSidebottom> you disconnect from the internet
15:00 <British^Meat> i mean ps+
15:00 <FrankSidebottom> and it installs in arounod 10 minutes.
15:00 <British^Meat> oh really?
15:00 <FrankSidebottom> if ur online it can take hrs
15:00 <British^Meat> mad as
15:00 <Maurice> It installed quicker than that with the net
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to have psn still but the gold thing is going 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
15:00 <Bastardly_One> google
15:00 <Maurice> But you should be able to just put a disc in and play
15:00 <couleurs> yes, $69 - $10 = $59 preorder inc delivery Oh Yeah ! What a Feeling Toysony
15:00 <Maurice> I installed disney infinity today in about 5
15:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone said we'll go one if you do!
15:00 <FrankSidebottom> you can
15:00 <Bastardly_One> an so Sony gave in
15:00 <Bastardly_One> *and so
16:00 <FrankSidebottom> it gets to a point where it says Ready To Start
16:00 <FrankSidebottom> so you can start playing
16:00 <FrankSidebottom> while it continues to install
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah that annoys me 
16:00 <FrankSidebottom> so like
16:00 <British^Meat> indeed the xbox one does not allow the ease of swapping games with the mater
16:00 <British^Meat> infact it has to be connected all the time to play game
16:00 <FrankSidebottom> im guessin' that you would have one if you didnt have to pay for live
17:00 <British^Meat> ye cannot disconnect and still play games
17:00 <couleurs> xbox even has fifa 15 exclusive legends stuff and i didn't even buy it cos microsoft sux!!!!!!!!!!!
17:00 <FrankSidebottom> no it doesnt British^Meat
17:00 <Maurice> I got my 12 month live free
17:00 <British^Meat> which is dumb
17:00 <FrankSidebottom> you can be offline and play games
17:00 <FrankSidebottom> play any game online cept shit like titanfall
17:00 <couleurs> you can play as michael schmeichel!!!!!!!!!! 
17:00 <Maurice> Oh the night just gets better
18:00 <Bastardly_One> if I had a choice between Sony exclusives and one exclusives
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the pick is easy
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Sony for sure
18:00 <FrankSidebottom> younever played gears of war?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> so that's also a big factor
18:00 <Maurice> Get both
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yep and we've got GoW instead
18:00 <FrankSidebottom> yer there arent any exclusives on ps4 i like now
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Chronos is about at the end of his story though
18:00 <FrankSidebottom> i liked infamous
18:00 <FrankSidebottom> and killzone
18:00 <FrankSidebottom> then they went shit
19:00 <Bastardly_One> infamous second son is alright
19:00 <FrankSidebottom> ive thought about it
19:00 <couleurs> call of duty: isis will be good!!!!!!!!!!
19:00 <British^Meat> simba
19:00 <FrankSidebottom> saw review on Good Game
19:00 <simba> lolllll
19:00 <simba> yes
19:00 <British^Meat> do u go for liverpool?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice no way 
19:00 <simba> mostly
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yes!
19:00 <British^Meat> oh my
19:00 <FrankSidebottom> it'd have to be Call of Duty; Islamic State 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see the penalty shootout?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck was that?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> :O
19:00 <British^Meat> Here is an amusing picture
20:00 <Bastardly_One> what a game!
20:00 <British^Meat> https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10402038_956456074380902_8768343576873335348_n.jpg?oh=0673eb69a373a7a2e0454edda4dd1476&oe=54C25A3C
20:00 <simba> if its a football meme i will ban you
20:00 <Bastardly_One> British^Meat you go for?
20:00 <British^Meat> lol
20:00 <British^Meat> be nice
20:00 <simba> I Dont EVen GETTIt
20:00 <FrankSidebottom> hah
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ban him!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I do
20:00 <British^Meat> coz u know...
20:00 <British^Meat> we so high up
20:00 <British^Meat> on the ladder
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ban him for a week!
20:00 <couleurs> liver pool v men utd who will win....... 
20:00 <couleurs> neither!!!!!
20:00 <simba> ahh yea
20:00 <British^Meat> for now
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ban him!
21:00 <British^Meat> i like simba
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you're sounding like my chelsea friend
21:00 <Bastardly_One> hush!
21:00 <Bastardly_One> go back to annoying Panda
21:00 <FrankSidebottom> nah its cool
21:00 <couleurs> chelsea number 1 team in teh wurld
21:00 <British^Meat> oh btw B1, online for ps4 is only free for this weekend
21:00 <FrankSidebottom> i should get my football comics from mums
22:00 <FrankSidebottom> and see if my 80s goalkeeper top is at hers
22:00 <Maurice> Think about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in
22:00 <FrankSidebottom> coz i cant find it
22:00 <British^Meat> online multiplayer one means
22:00 <couleurs> franky lampard!!!!!! he will save us
22:00 <couleurs> oh wait......
22:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know if I see one more little stevie fuck up meme
22:00 <simba> Spank Her Hard
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I am going to murder every chelsea fan on sight
23:00 <FrankSidebottom> yah yah
23:00 <FrankSidebottom> thats bad form man
23:00 <simba> dont browse sites with memes
23:00 <FrankSidebottom> lolol^
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't have to 
23:00 <couleurs> BvB!!!!!!!!
23:00 <FrankSidebottom> fb?
23:00 <FrankSidebottom> hahaha
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that chelsea cunt I know finds them all 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and posts them at me 
23:00 <FrankSidebottom> i love it when friends post shit hatin on ur tea
23:00 <simba> dont know people who like chelsea.....
23:00 <FrankSidebottom> team
24:00 <FrankSidebottom> i was almost married into a liverpool family
24:00 <FrankSidebottom> whut
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I just retort "how much did you pay to get that made?"
24:00 <simba> same
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you know
24:00 <FrankSidebottom> lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> how Chelsea pays for everything
24:00 <Bastardly_One> geddit?
24:00 <couleurs> did u hear about fernando torrest he's already scored more goals in serie a than in epl... his tally so far..... 1
24:00 <FrankSidebottom> man i needa cig
24:00 <FrankSidebottom> uno how u feel like u need a cig
24:00 <FrankSidebottom> right   now, b1? lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck cigs
25:00 <couleurs> torrest gump
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm having another bong
25:00 <simba> abuyemebong
25:00 <FrankSidebottom> do what i been doin
25:00 <FrankSidebottom> cig n cone same time
25:00 <couleurs> lol
25:00 <simba> lol
26:00 <Bastardly_One> loser
26:00 <simba> like ice cream?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I went to get a vape last night recommened to me 
26:00 <FrankSidebottom> do you double inhale
26:00 <FrankSidebottom> pipin
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and the cunts have sold out
26:00 <FrankSidebottom> prob better just quittin
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and the actual site that makes them is dearer
26:00 <FrankSidebottom> get ont he smack
26:00 <FrankSidebottom> btw simba i have something funny for you
26:00 <FrankSidebottom> well all of you
27:00 <couleurs> ok
27:00 <simba> Hahahahahahaha.
27:00 <FrankSidebottom> so
27:00 <FrankSidebottom> ned calls the zoo?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
27:00 <FrankSidebottom> ned calls about realdoll?
27:00 <FrankSidebottom> ned calls crayola
27:00 <simba> Baaaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha.
28:00 <couleurs> huh.........
28:00 <FrankSidebottom> i got the best one
28:00 <Bastardly_One> please don't come on irc stoned every again 
28:00 <FrankSidebottom> just bare with me here
28:00 <simba> stoned lol
28:00 <couleurs> just bear with me here!!!!!!!!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> no way, now he wants us to get naked with him
28:00 <Bastardly_One> pervert
29:00 <FrankSidebottom> lol
29:00 <Fez> Only youd think of that b1
29:00 <FrankSidebottom> this is real https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QST5YolmAG0
29:00 <Bastardly_One> she better be back
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ned Calls The Islamic Culture Centre (Jan 31, 2008) 5:34 - Category: Comedy - 314,148 views - 1,867 likes (86.7%), 286 dislikes (13.3%)
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Fez, you did too I know it
29:00 <simba> im muslim
30:00 <Fez> Sounds queer b1
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a black islamic homosexual jewish witch
30:00 <British^Meat> r u a wizard?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
30:00 <FrankSidebottom> "I cant understand you"
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not a traffic cone on my head
31:00 <FrankSidebottom> "Can you just reach down, lift your wife's burka up and take the phone out of her ass"
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a wizards hat!
31:00 <FrankSidebottom> just listen to the phone prank b1
31:00 <FrankSidebottom> if you dont like this i will not come back on irc till next week
32:00 <FrankSidebottom> promise
32:00 <British^Meat> wizard or wor
32:00 <British^Meat> err
32:00 <British^Meat> wizard of wor
33:00 <British^Meat> fuck i hate it how u try and force your video's on ppl slinky
33:00 <British^Meat> it was soooooooooooooo annoying
33:00 <British^Meat> y u do dat?
33:00 <beehhh> home grown terrorist got shot
34:00 <beehhh> in syria
35:00 <beehhh> is going to canada
36:00 <Maurice> I already don't like it
40:00 <beehhh> Maurice one young lad luckily survived the train wreckage today
40:00 <Maurice> Why are you telling me this
40:00 <Maurice> I don't care
44:00 <British^Meat> beehhh how is beagle?
45:00 <British^Meat> can you tell him, he is a twat, and that i banned him and removed him from my Steam account for that exact reason?
46:00 <beehhh> you go tell him im not his mother
48:00 <British^Meat> i cant, i severed all ties :/
48:00 <Bastardly_One> this one is kind of funny in the obnoxious way
48:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQOAmA8wVDM
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ned Call - Gay Hallmark Cards (Aug 5, 2009) 4:40 - Category: Comedy - 212,286 views - 767 likes (93.3%), 55 dislikes (6.7%)
49:00 <beehhh> im so fkn horny dont know what to do
49:00 <beehhh> i cummed three times everyday
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the person on the phone is really patient actually
49:00 <doctor> can someone tell me if the chat is working in this live feed?
50:00 <beehhh> i suppose be touching the moon
50:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR6vq_pmNwc#t=5943
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Obama addresses United Nations General Assembly (Date not found) 0:00 - Category: News & Politics - views - 4 likes (66.7%), 2 dislikes (33.3%)
50:00 <beehhh> root teh moon
52:00 <doctor> His speeches are all the same
52:00 <doctor> gets old
06:00 <beehhh> obama bin laden
10:00 <lumeah2> Clearly not
10:00 <Ana_Ng> yawn
12:00 <BlackDevil> clearly not what?
13:00 <lumeah2> She. May. Not. 
15:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> lumeah2 what are you even doing on here?
15:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> you got no friends
15:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> youre retarded
16:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> youre so retarded
16:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> you even load up a 2nd client
16:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> cause you think youre smart
16:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> but youre not
16:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> youre dumb
16:00 <Lumeah> Your a asshole 
16:00 <Lumeah> Lol. 
17:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> youre a dirty fat bitch
17:00 <Lumeah> Its not a second client. Atm. 
17:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> doesnt matter skank
17:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> you sti8ll think having a 2nd client is smart
17:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> you think no one knows
17:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> hahha
17:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> dumb fat shit
18:00 <Lumeah> Lol provide more asshole material... 
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk yea head shaved
18:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> Lol ok redneck skank
18:00 <Lumeah> Cool 
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> leave her alone
18:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> or what blackw00d?
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> just leave her alone.
18:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> you gonna shoot me with your toy gun?
18:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> shit man
18:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> im so scared
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> what ever gives you hope.
19:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> lol @ you blackw00d
19:00 <Lumeah> Lol
19:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> no friends
19:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> no life
19:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> no job
19:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> no future
19:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> made up stories
19:00 <Lumeah> U can talk.. Lol
19:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> hahaha
19:00 <Lumeah> Congratulations 
19:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> i am tal;king Lol
19:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> hahahaha
19:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> youre so dumb
20:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> did you ask your mum how to spell that?
20:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> Lol
20:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> Lumeah and PandasDontDrive
20:00 <Lumeah> Didn't get what u wanted huh? 
20:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> 2 retards on irc
20:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> everyday
20:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> crying out for friends
20:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> cause they're retarded
20:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> in real life
21:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> hahah Lol
21:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> hey how's jennifer blackw00d your mum going mate?
21:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> PandasDontDrive
21:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> answer me you gronk
22:00 <RuBBeRChIcKeN> cut your head off with my bare hands you dog
26:00 <British^Meat> oh my
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyhoo
27:00 <Lumeah> Lol 
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> beautiful outside
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> just ordered another top lol
28:00 <Lumeah> Yeah lovely here
28:00 <ShadowLurker> someone find me another job im getting sick of this one
28:00 <dynuu> my first day working at home, goes on youtube oh yeaahhh
28:00 <Lumeah> Wohoi
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> tell me if u like it lumes!
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.psylofashion.com/product-409-Geisha_Light_Sweater.aspx
28:00 <Lumeah> Ok 
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> had to change the order cause ran out of Teal color for other one i ordered :( 
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> (other one mummy ordered for him cause he doesnt have a credit card cause he is irresponsible lol)
29:00 <Lumeah> Yup 
30:00 <Lumeah> Lol 
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> swoite!
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> man my hands r fucked from ocd
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> n under right forearm
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> so fkn red n shit
32:00 <Lumeah> Whys
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> had a couple months ocd fit
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb fone
32:00 <Lumeah> K
39:00 <simba> Gurl U Maek Me Sweat
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> hm
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm havent dropped out
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup simba
46:00 <Lumeah> Hmm
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> what u doin
47:00 <Lumeah> Just sitting 
47:00 <Lumeah> Watchin.  Had lunch out. 
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice what u have?
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol@watchin
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> perv!
48:00 <Lumeah> No one to perve at 
48:00 <Lumeah> :p
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> ino rite!
49:00 <Lumeah> Barramundi n chips salad, pub. 
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> we all so pug fugly
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> YUM
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
49:00 <Lumeah> ^5
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want it to be tomorrow
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wiiisshh i was at my friends bday today lol
52:00 <Lumeah> Cool party? 
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> probs
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> apparently her bestie wants to fuck me O_O
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's a guy..
54:00 <Lumeah> Lol
54:00 <Lumeah> U gonna? 
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> kinda thinkin about it tbh
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> Tom Hardy said he experimented
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> i figure if he did i can
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahaha
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> n she can watch
55:00 <Lumeah> Go for it
55:00 <Lumeah> Lo
55:00 <Lumeah> Lol 
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
56:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Buttsecks
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> my order is now 360 bux
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> it was under 300 b4 i had to change shit.. :/
57:00 <Thoth> wow, you're going to have to work really hard doing nothing to pay that
57:00 <Lumeah> Opps 
57:00 <Lumeah> Lol
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> i only gave her 300 dollars cause she wont order for me unless i give her the cash first
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> so sucked in HAHA lmfao
57:00 <Lumeah> Wanna shovel mulch pandy? 
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> sure
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> i swept b4
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> took bins out
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> nothin to do outside ive cleaned everythin :/
58:00 <Thoth> #disabilitypension
58:00 <Lumeah> Can clean my room
58:00 <Thoth> "Sure, I'll collect illegal wage"
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea for sure
58:00 <Lumeah> Oh shut up
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> and u can get me a skip so i can clean out my spare room lol
58:00 <Thoth> "Let me take off my neck brace"
59:00 <Lumeah> Oh you poor thing 
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha
59:00 <Thoth> BlackDevil: like my email address?
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> you know how its annoying cleaning out a room bit by bit
59:00 <Lumeah> What say? 
59:00 <simba> https://41.media.tumblr.com/729d40b52a2f6ada81a63175c6814aa6/tumblr_mqjyay1D8m1qd477zo1_500.jpg
59:00 <Lumeah> Yup
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> id rather do it one go
59:00 <BlackDevil> email address?
00:00 <Thoth> Yes when I registered this nick
00:00 <Lumeah> Fishy
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like females undressed.
00:00 <Lumeah> I like men undressed 
01:00 <BlackDevil> i dont care
01:00 <Lumeah> Lol
01:00 <Thoth> BlackDevil: can I tell you my password so if I forget you can remind me?
01:00 <BlackDevil> no
01:00 <Lumeah> I don't care u don't care 
01:00 <Thoth> :(
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
01:00 <Ana_Ng> it's superthoth
01:00 <Lumeah> Dh
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like BlackDevil undressed
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;D
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> ehe
02:00 <Lumeah> My whole leg is asleep
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> oerrrrrrrr half way thru dlin album
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> get up!
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
02:00 <Lumeah> Owwiesss
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got my legs out restin on my chaise
03:00 <Thoth> I'll tell you what my password is
03:00 <Lumeah> Can't stand yet. Lol
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hate the deadleg feelin
03:00 <Thoth> ShutTheFuckUpPand4
03:00 <Lumeah> Fucked ahy
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> who needs legs when we can oil our butts and buttskate around!
04:00 <Thoth> I was going to tell you faggots something important and then I cooked lamb chops
04:00 <Thoth> Yesterday
05:00 <simba> good
06:00 <Thoth> oh thats right
06:00 <Ana_Ng> do you remember the importance
06:00 <Thoth> did you know its legal to hunt certain species on private property, without a permit, provided you don't use a firearm in nsw?
06:00 <Thoth> things like cats and dogs and pigeons
06:00 <Thoth> you can even eat them
08:00 <Ana_Ng> set up cat traps
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba is good.
08:00 <Ana_Ng> tabby nuggets
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> See spot
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> See spot play dead
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> Oh shit spot's dead
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> See spot buried
09:00 <Lumeah> Lol
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb mate just rocked up
09:00 <Lumeah> See spot feed the worms
09:00 <Lumeah> Ok
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh yes
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> it is time to get fucken ripped
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
10:00 <Lumeah> Lucky u
11:00 <Thoth> PandasDontDrive: the narcotics unit says they're ready
11:00 <Thoth> Don't skitz out
13:00 <BlackDevil> pete
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> gon get high watch million ways to die in the west
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
16:00 <Ana_Ng> the worst part about pot
17:00 <Loof> oh god you don't know shit about "pot" Ana_Ng 
17:00 <Ana_Ng> is the need for its users to announce when they are smoking it
17:00 <Loof> just stfu
17:00 <Loof> stupid camel
17:00 <Ana_Ng> loof is so cute
18:00 <Loof> you're just jelly cause you're too lame to get any
18:00 <Loof> lame ass bitch
18:00 <Loof> just die
18:00 <Loof> you stank like ass
19:00 <Loof> cant get dick, too ugly and stanky
19:00 <Loof> pathetic
19:00 <Loof> ugly
19:00 <Loof> cow
19:00 <Loof> ugly personality, even uglier exterior
19:00 <Loof> hate filled ho
20:00 <Loof> a ho that cant get dick
20:00 <Loof> LOL
21:00 <Loof> ugly ugly ana
21:00 <Loof> smells like fish turd
21:00 <Ana_Ng> everyone believes that
21:00 <Loof> ana_ng and her vagina of doom
21:00 <Student> interesting
22:00 <Loof> gtfo ana_ng nobody should be subjected to the smell of your rotting vag
22:00 <Ana_Ng> your vag is tasty, loof
22:00 <Ana_Ng> blackdevil told me
23:00 <Loof> ana_ng you're such a tryhard, you fail at life
24:00 <Loof> just suicide bitch
24:00 <Thoth> Before you suicide do one good thing and kill panda
24:00 <Loof> go let your cunt rot in the ground instead
24:00 <Student> ha ha
24:00 <BlackDevil> ?
24:00 <Student> funny thing is who is saying those things to Ana_Ng
24:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
24:00 <Ana_Ng> obviously loof has a crush on me
25:00 <Student> :(
25:00 <Loof> wash your cunt ffs
25:00 <Student> 21st century IRCing, vaginas can be smelled
25:00 <Student> hailarious
25:00 <Loof> make sure it's not in open water though, we don't want all the fish dying
25:00 <Ana_Ng> vag-o-matic
26:00 <Student> ha ha @ open water
26:00 <Student> this guy is on some serious drugs
26:00 <Ana_Ng> loof has his grandpa's joke book open
26:00 <Loof> why is ana_ng allowed to be around children with a toxic radioactive vag?
26:00 <Loof> wont somebody please think of the children?
26:00 <BlackDevil> emma watsons nudes wernt released
27:00 <Loof> ugly ugly ana
27:00 <Student> not really thrilled to hear that BlackDevil
27:00 <Loof> masturbates with rotten kabana
27:00 <BlackDevil> same
27:00 <Student> the guy got violent in melbourne, get killed by cops
29:00 <Ana_Ng> in a rare humanitarian move, hackers have been deleting Loof's photo from iphones
29:00 <British^Meat> lol Loof is like PROPER mental
29:00 <British^Meat> i love it
30:00 <British^Meat> Loof - POT DEFENDER!
30:00 <Student> i do not know British^Meat, almost every one i met here in australia is a proper metnal :P
30:00 <Loof> anyway back to making computer games, hopefully when i return ana_ng has gone and some poor bastard has left her remaining filth from the room with bleech
30:00 <Student> ha ha 
30:00 <BlackDevil> 'member rotten.com?
31:00 <BlackDevil> that was one of the best sites
31:00 <Student> you are so sexy Ana_Ng, :P such a turn on 
31:00 <BlackDevil> still the US shut it down
31:00 <Ana_Ng> heh that guy is great
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Moo" said the cow
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> "How you goin'" beagle asked
37:00 <BlackDevil> the sea cow
37:00 <BlackDevil> or land cow
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Yeah me too!" said beagle
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> have you seen the croods?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> land whale!
38:00 <Student> ha ha
38:00 <Ammunition> http://youtu.be/jYj0cRSU-Fs
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Documentary - Meeting ISIL (PressTV goes deep inside the terrorist group) (Aug 21, 2014) - Category: News & Politics - 177,089 views - likes (80.5%), 165 dislikes (19.5%)
39:00 <Thoth> What happened to your friend and this movie?
39:00 <Thoth> I'm going to kick you in the head with my fist
40:00 <BlackDevil> huh
40:00 <BlackDevil> how
40:00 <Thoth> Because I'm crazy, I don't give a fuck, I know ninja stuff
46:00 <BlackDevil> Paulina Gretzky is pregnant 
49:00 <Fez> Where do they get the green for green zooper doopers?
50:00 <Ana_Ng> she's the chelsea clinton of the nhl
52:00 <Thoth> Holy crap tinder is hilarious
55:00 <Ana_Ng> i read an article that said just yes or no on tinder
56:00 <Ana_Ng> when you swipe, you can accidentally like someone
56:00 <Lumeah> Yup
57:00 <Lumeah> Its floored 
59:00 <BlackDevil> i swipe againts my ass
00:00 <Ana_Ng> i saw my coworker on there
00:00 <BlackDevil> hook up
00:00 <Ana_Ng> hahah
00:00 <Ana_Ng> he makes Loof seem attractive
01:00 <Student> that explains the two isps you use 
01:00 <Ana_Ng> you are very observant
01:00 <Student> welcome
02:00 <Lumeah> Poor loof
06:00 <Thoth> Well if you read the about section, you'll notice every fat bitch is all like "no one night stands"
06:00 <Student> bull shit
07:00 <Thoth> fo' shizzle
07:00 <Thoth> also if they don't show tits they don't have any
07:00 <Thoth> or if they don't show their torso, by god they've got one
07:00 <Student> again bullshit
08:00 <Ana_Ng> yes, and every man is always surfing or climbing mountains
08:00 <Thoth> imgur suggests its a good place to troll
09:00 <Ana_Ng> catfishing
09:00 <Thoth> I'm wearing a racoon hat holding a gun with my tongue out looking rather crazy but actually just really drunk
09:00 <Student> i am surfing right now :P
09:00 <Thoth> thats probably common in the americas but not in the sidineys
12:00 <Thoth> I should show my tits so bitches know I've got them
12:00 <Thoth> And that I'm not fat
12:00 <doctor> i'm surfing on top of a mountain I just climbed right now
12:00 <Student> Thoth are you sure those are not pimpels? :P
13:00 <Thoth> They started off as pimples before I microwaved them
13:00 <Student> are they seeable?
14:00 <Thoth> Bitches are always like, hey, nice tits
14:00 <Student> yah they have poor eyesight
15:00 <Thoth> Thats just the rohynol
19:00 <Ana_Ng> rohypnol
19:00 <Ana_Ng> fyi when you are buying it
22:00 <Adonis> i have it
23:00 <Student> whaT?
28:00 <Doodle> reverse body dysmorphic disorder
28:00 <Student> right
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> hoof is nigh
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> teh time 2 oh fk 9iut
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> hi
33:00 <Adonis> hi
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> ay bro
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> i put on 3kg fat over winter ay
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> post me up a pic of what you lookin like now gazza
41:00 <Student> gay 
48:00 <Thoth> Hi handsome
48:00 <Thoth> Aren't you fabulous
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> wana fuk
03:00 <Student>  bash you :P
05:00 <Thoth> PandasDontDrive: your movie isn't over yet
05:00 <Thoth> Go talk to your nice friend
05:00 <Student> free advise 
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> just started it now
06:00 <Thoth> Goodie, another 2 hours of panda-free time
06:00 <Thoth> Kindly gtfo
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> im at my laptop
07:00 <Student> excuses ;)
07:00 <Thoth> Your friend doesn't find that rude?
08:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/fGL8i.jpg pandas opening presents
09:00 <BlackDevil> he's not asian
09:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/4h8BK.jpg
09:00 <TheRiddler> we dont know what he is
09:00 <Thoth> Pandas are asian
10:00 <Student> not this panda
10:00 <Thoth> hmm
10:00 <Thoth> she doesn't look german
11:00 <Moke> suck a big cock 
11:00 <BlackDevil> bitch has pasties
11:00 <BlackDevil> usless
11:00 <Thoth> Moke: okay but you don't have one
11:00 <Moke> blackdevil stfu
13:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/3bZVS.jpg creepy doll or creepy baby
13:00 <doctor> looks good enough for a soup
14:00 <Moke> np: [Frenzal Rhomb - Sans Souci][01 - Stand Up & Be Cunted.flac]
14:00 <Moke> see this
14:00 <Moke> stand up and be cunted
14:00 <Moke> np: [Frenzal Rhomb - Sans Souci][02 - Russell Crowe's Band.flac]
17:00 <Moke> np: [Naturally (2005)][01 - How Do You Let A Good Man Down.mp3]
19:00 <Thoth> I suppose you have your nasal septum peirced?
19:00 <Moke> thoth go and fuck off
19:00 <Thoth> You mean I'm right?
20:00 <Moke> nope
20:00 <Thoth> How did I predict your unique characters?! I must be God
20:00 <Moke> stfu you are an idiot
20:00 <Thoth> Don't lie.
20:00 <Moke> get out u germ
20:00 <Thoth> u & me
20:00 <Thoth> team faggatron
20:00 <Thoth> remember?
21:00 <Thoth> u lik sex
21:00 <Moke> i like sex with women
21:00 <Thoth> c u lik sex
23:00 <Thoth> ctc aboot it
24:00 <Thoth> i give advice
24:00 <Thoth> for example
24:00 <Thoth> only flakey bitches like the nasal septum
24:00 <Thoth> I suppose thats okay if you like flakes
27:00 <Moke> np: [Norma Jean - Meridional [V0]][Norma Jean - Meridional [Napster Exclusive Version] - 12 - The People That Surround You On A Regular Basis.mp3]
31:00 <Thoth> When was the last time you gave a dog a bone?
36:00 <Moke> np: [(hed) p.e. - 2000 - Broke][01 - Killing Time.flac]
37:00 <Moke> hai bee girl
38:00 <Thoth> Moke wants your dick
38:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0ffzVqh5H4
38:00 <Moke> thoth stfu
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bloodhound gang - Boom (Oct 10, 2008) 4:06 - Category: Music - 318,379 views - 866 likes (98.4%), 14 dislikes (1.6%)
38:00 <bee_girl> Hai
38:00 <TheRiddler> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10660273_729216450490866_8717929325801556948_n.jpg?oh=4825b4662d12979b8ac87285b83131f6&oe=5488F923&__gda__=1422651035_b116275876a1fc0d2de368043d35a1d0
48:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/DMSOp.jpg
48:00 <TheRiddler> big boobs
49:00 <Moke> bash her skull in
50:00 <TheRiddler> stfu
50:00 <Moke> nope
50:00 <Moke> i will beat her to a bloody pulp
50:00 <Moke> i will do the same to u faggot
50:00 <TheRiddler> you're not gonna last long
50:00 <Moke> orly
51:00 <Moke> go and fuck yourself u piss ant
52:00 <TheRiddler> you got beaten up by a ant?
00:00 <horationullbuilt> the damning accusation.
06:00 <TheRon> any random thoughts?
07:00 <TheRon> Shadowgate: is funny
09:00 <TheRon> and i don't ever wanna feel like i did that day, take me to place i love, take me all the way
10:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/CHRb8.jpg here you go Moke
10:00 <TheRiddler> this pic is more suitable for you
12:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtZbD_Yk3Ys
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Third Eye Blind - Slow Motion - with lyrics (Nov 21, 2009) 4:34 - Category: Music - 479,775 views - 1,483 likes (97.6%), 36 dislikes (2.4%)
12:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/UjVIY.jpg you merely adopted the chair I was born in it. molded by it
13:00 <TheRon> all you need is love
13:00 <TheRon> love, love is all you need
14:00 <TheRon> altogether now
16:00 <TheRiddler> the dogs have delisted 3 players
17:00 <TheRon> brett goodes?
17:00 <TheRiddler> yes
17:00 <TheRon> he never got a fair crack at it
17:00 <TheRiddler> despite winning the medal for best at the vfl gf
17:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
18:00 <TheRiddler> I think because he just couldn't break into the side over the kids
18:00 <TheRon> send him to hawthorn
18:00 <Thoth> Eat hawthorn. Get chinks
18:00 <TheRiddler> he'll probably goto sydney
19:00 <TheRiddler> he'll be cheap
19:00 <TheRiddler> if not he'll continue to be with the vfl team
19:00 <TheRiddler> as a mentor for the first years
20:00 <TheRiddler> the other 2 were christian howard n tom young
20:00 <TheRon> young had something
21:00 <TheRiddler> he really struggled this year tho
21:00 <TheRon> didn't he get a massive concussion or broken jaw?
21:00 <TheRiddler> he's probably more a foward than defender
21:00 <TheRiddler> dont remember
22:00 <TheRon> what did the bulldogs need this year??
22:00 <TheRon> liam jones will become nothing more than a 3rd forward
22:00 <TheRiddler> another key foward and more users with pace
22:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
23:00 <TheRiddler> oh and a key defender too
23:00 <Loof> get out lumeah maggot infested walking dead
23:00 <TheRiddler> with roughead injured and morris limited i
23:00 <TheRon> a harry taylor type?
23:00 <TheRiddler> they had to rely on austin
24:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
24:00 <TheRon> how does austin stay on the lsit?
24:00 <TheRiddler> no idea
24:00 <TheRiddler> rookies are probably not being delisted yet
24:00 <TheRiddler> also
24:00 <TheRiddler> we have few key defenders actually
24:00 <horationullbuilt> and in the book of thoth, prippit said "i would like some more cat food"
24:00 <TheRon> when carlton flicks you, you know there's something wrong
25:00 <TheRiddler> with body n experience
25:00 <horationullbuilt> unfortunately the cat food was actually drugs, as xm had raided pieter's stash and sabotaged prippit's supplies
25:00 <Loof> if they got the most retarded zombies from every zombie town and put them on an island, lumeah would be the most retarded zombie of them all
25:00 <horationullbuilt> the damning accusation.
25:00 <TheRiddler> micheal talia will probably be more like taylor
25:00 <TheRon> daniel's bro?
25:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
26:00 <TheRiddler> he was kept out for developing and injury
26:00 <TheRiddler> most of the year
27:00 <TheRon> rufus wainwright - hallelujah
27:00 <Lumeah> oh nice
30:00 <TheRon> this song makes ma  bit teary
31:00 <TheRon> fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go 'round
31:00 <Ana_Ng> hallelujah needs to be retired
32:00 <Ana_Ng> What ship sunk in Lake Superior on Nov. 13th 1975
32:00 <TheRon> did you pick up at the bar this weekend?
33:00 <Ana_Ng> sort of yeah
33:00 <TheRon> 1st base?
33:00 <Ana_Ng> what is first base again?
33:00 <TheRon> is that a handful of breast under the shirt?
34:00 <Ana_Ng> no
34:00 <Ana_Ng> that is after kissing
34:00 <Ana_Ng> so 2nd or 3rd
34:00 <TheRon> a kiss and ass grab?
34:00 <Ana_Ng> anyway, nothing scandalous to report, i was drugged and drunk, went to bed and left him on the couch
35:00 <TheRon> damn
35:00 <Ana_Ng> he has sex issues
35:00 <TheRon> bloke comes back, he expects a little something
35:00 <Ana_Ng> and i'm not allowed to touch his eyebrows
35:00 <TheRon> so it wasn't you
35:00 <TheRon> the beatles - hey jude
35:00 <Ana_Ng> no, we've been friends for a long time
36:00 <TheRon> ohhhh the friend zone
36:00 <TheRon> hard zone to get out of
36:00 <Ana_Ng> i think i've met the perfect man
36:00 <Ana_Ng> but he's spread out among 5 different guys
36:00 <TheRon> lee majors?
37:00 <Ana_Ng> is this 1979?
37:00 <TheRon> yes!
37:00 <Ana_Ng> that explains my feathered hair
37:00 <Ana_Ng> let's see
37:00 <TheRon> farrah fawcett was perfect
38:00 <Ana_Ng> 1. sex 2. funny 3. friendly 4. witty rapport 5. travels well
38:00 <TheRon> not sleeping with anybody else?
38:00 <horationullbuilt> so your perfect man is a donkey?
39:00 <Ana_Ng> does it take 5 species to make a donkey?
39:00 <TheRon> i thought they called him a donkey because of his ears?
39:00 <Ana_Ng> i only sleep with 2
39:00 <horationullbuilt> it takes two for a mule
40:00 <Ana_Ng> horse and donkey make mule?
40:00 <frog> any Destiny players with xbox live
41:00 <Loof> lol @ Destiny
41:00 <Loof> you fucking retard loser
41:00 <Loof> nobody plays destiny
41:00 <frog> how does that even work
41:00 <Loof> nobody plays xbox
41:00 <Loof> you suck
41:00 <frog> ahhh
41:00 <Ana_Ng> lol, Loof is the arbiter of cool
41:00 <frog> yeah i bet he rides the special bus
42:00 <Ana_Ng> why didn't theron answer my trivia q
42:00 <TheRon> sorry i had no idea
42:00 <Ana_Ng> What ship sunk in Lake Superior on Nov. 13th 1975?
42:00 <TheRon> apollo 12?
42:00 <frog> was it a klingon ship
42:00 <Ana_Ng> it's a pop song question
43:00 <Ana_Ng> idk if it was a hit in australia
43:00 <horationullbuilt> >was it a klingon ship
43:00 <horationullbuilt> pls
43:00 <TheRon> it's unfamiliar to me
43:00 <frog> Theres Klingons on the starboard bow
44:00 <Ana_Ng> ya, #46 in australia, 1976
44:00 <frog> star trekin across the universe, on the star ship enterprise under captain kirk
44:00 <TheRon> i was born in 79
44:00 <horationullbuilt> it's life jim but not as we know it
44:00 <Ana_Ng> you realize
44:00 <Ana_Ng> your date of birth does not preclude from hearing of the beatles
44:00 <Ana_Ng> The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot
44:00 <TheRon> beatles rule
44:00 <Ana_Ng> more of a US and Canada hit
45:00 <TheRon> yeah sorry no idea
45:00 <frog> maxwells hammer
45:00 <Ana_Ng> wow, that's very daring and brave of you to say you like the beatles
45:00 <TheRon> maxwells silver hammer
45:00 <horationullbuilt> maxwell's equations
45:00 <Ana_Ng> the song is very long and a sea shanty
45:00 <horationullbuilt> <simba> nerds
46:00 <TheRon> you're as cold as ice, you're willing to sacrifice our love
46:00 <frog> I lurve Science fiction
46:00 <horationullbuilt> nothing i like more than untalented connoisseurs of the aural arts
46:00 <TheRon> swans by 18
48:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: my younger bro is a huge beatles fan
48:00 <Ana_Ng> dude
48:00 <Ana_Ng> everyone loves the beatles
48:00 <TheRon> along with al green and james taylor
48:00 <horationullbuilt> theron is only 35, i always assumed he was in his 60s
48:00 <frog> maxwell's demon
49:00 <TheRon> well there you go
49:00 <Loof> frog was upset when his mother only gave him an xbone 360 for xmas, he so wanted an xbone one, and his mother was going to buy it for him (to hook up to his 17 inch monitor in 540p resolution) but that was BEFORE he gave her a beatdown to get money out of her for goon
49:00 <horationullbuilt> when he types i swear i can see dust permeating his text
49:00 <British^Meat> i dont get it
49:00 <frog> thats sweet that you create fantasies with our names 
49:00 <British^Meat> why would his mother call it an xbone 360?????
49:00 <frog> but im 34 
50:00 <British^Meat> and...
50:00 <British^Meat> why would she call it an xbone one?
50:00 <frog> i like my bone
50:00 <British^Meat> when xbone stands for xbox one
50:00 <British^Meat> silly 
50:00 <TheRon> i like boobs
50:00 <Fez> What is the difference between jelly and jam?
50:00 <Fez> You cant jelly your dick in a vagina
50:00 <TheRon> marmalade?
50:00 <frog> and i rarely drink
51:00 <frog> I smoke lots of pot though
51:00 <horationullbuilt> prippit
51:00 <Ana_Ng> fex is here all night
51:00 <Ana_Ng> fez
53:00 <Fez> Unfortunatly you are too ana
53:00 <Fez> Badoomtish
54:00 <Loof> Tuftoy has a massive pissed stained sandpit that he plays with little boys and his tonka trucks in. it's right next to the hidden entrance to his rape dungeon
55:00 <Loof> anyway losers, please all die in agony
55:00 <TheRon> c'mon baby and rescue me
56:00 <TheRon> bee_girl: looking forward to tom jones at the grand final??
57:00 <bee_girl> Ah no I don't do football 
57:00 <TheRon> not even for tom jones?
57:00 <bee_girl> Ah probably not
57:00 <bee_girl> What's he singing?
57:00 <bee_girl> When's it on?
57:00 <TheRon> 1 o'clock or so i think
57:00 <bee_girl> Today?
57:00 <TheRon> sat\
58:00 <bee_girl> Agh
58:00 <bee_girl> Ahhh I mean 
58:00 <bee_girl> Probably not :)
58:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Hai bee
58:00 <bee_girl> Hi ashleighXtrinity 
58:00 <bee_girl> Who are u?
58:00 <TheRon> do you love me? now that i can dance!
59:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Who knows
59:00 <bee_girl> Dirty dancing
59:00 <British^Meat> r u me?
59:00 <TheRon> motown
59:00 <TheRon> i think
59:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Yep I'm you British^Meat
59:00 <bee_girl> Yeah not sure of the band 
59:00 <British^Meat> but...
59:00 <bee_girl> Just the movie this time 
59:00 <British^Meat> im me?
59:00 <TheRon> the contours
00:00 <TheRon> i have not seen dirty dancing
00:00 <bee_girl> Yup
00:00 <bee_girl> The contours
00:00 <bee_girl> Goodness
00:00 <bee_girl> Ur lucky I suppose
00:00 <TheRon> you a swayze fan?
00:00 <bee_girl> He's s bit hot in that movie
00:00 <TheRon> i like jennifer greay
01:00 <bee_girl> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b1OGN-1QhHI
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Love scene from Dirty Dancing with Patrik Swayze and Jennifer Grey (May 7, 2009) 5:15 - Category: Film & Animation - 920,705 views - 1,772 likes (95.9%), 75 dislikes (4.1%)
01:00 <bee_girl> Mmmm 
01:00 <TheRon> i reckon those two shagged off set
01:00 <bee_girl> I hope so 
01:00 <bee_girl> Heh
01:00 <TheRon> maybe on set
01:00 <bee_girl> Maybe! 
02:00 <TheRon> it's a worry that i know this shit
02:00 <Thoth> I'm very satisfied with the things I acheived today. It was hard but it was very rewarding
02:00 <bee_girl> I thought u were reckoning 
02:00 <Thoth> After I finished my bog, I sat down for a bit, then made a sandwich
02:00 <Thoth> Felt great
02:00 <TheRon> it's a worry that i know who was in dirty dancing
03:00 <bee_girl> well it's a classic
03:00 <TheRon> chick flick
03:00 <bee_girl> Such a beautiful night here 
03:00 <TheRon> rains are ere
04:00 <bee_girl> Marge
04:00 <TheRon> i think i sat through a stage production of grease once
05:00 <TheRon> my cousin was sandy
06:00 <TheRon> hello
07:00 <TheRon> plenty of room at the california.......
08:00 <TheRon> hotel
09:00 <bee_girl> But u can never leave 
09:00 <frog> I fell asleep during Twilight, nothing unusual there
09:00 <TheRon> never seen that
09:00 <frog> I completely forgot what the first movie was about when i had to see the second movie... then realised again when i fell alseep 
09:00 <frog> again
09:00 <frog> i didnt see the last two movies
09:00 <frog> :P
10:00 <frog> what was the movie Twilight about ?
10:00 <TheRon> vampires and shit
11:00 <Fez> - the vampires
12:00 <TheRon> kristen stewart having no tits
12:00 <Ana_Ng> she's very big with the itty bitty tittie committee
12:00 <TheRon> raisons
13:00 <Fez> Breasts!
13:00 <TheRon> come together right now over me
13:00 <Fez> No need to thank me
13:00 <Ana_Ng> footbra
13:00 <Fez> Lol
13:00 <Fez> Anas weird
13:00 <Fez> Weird ana yanko.. no
13:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: you can footbra??
14:00 <Ana_Ng> what is it
15:00 <TheRon> dunno, you're telling the story?
15:00 <Ana_Ng> i said a made up word
16:00 <TheRon> have you ever seen the rain??
17:00 <Ana_Ng> Can you name the ten closest capitals to Sarajevo, Bosnia & Herzegovina?
17:00 <TheRon> split
17:00 <British^Meat> ur mum
18:00 <Ana_Ng> i didn't think so
18:00 <TheRon> budapest
18:00 <Ana_Ng> 1
18:00 <TheRon> bartislava
18:00 <Ana_Ng> no
19:00 <TheRon> that one in slovakia
19:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah, bratislava, not close enough
19:00 <TheRon> bucharest
19:00 <Ana_Ng> too far
19:00 <TheRon> sofia
19:00 <Ana_Ng> sofia! 2
19:00 <TheRon> trieste?
20:00 <TheRon> albaina
20:00 <TheRon> rome
20:00 <Ana_Ng> trieste is in italy
20:00 <Ana_Ng> tirana, albania 3
20:00 <TheRon> thats the one
20:00 <TheRon> ankara
21:00 <Ana_Ng> too far
21:00 <TheRon> whats the captial of macedonia?
21:00 <Ana_Ng> skopje
21:00 <Ana_Ng> 4
21:00 <TheRon> belarus?
21:00 <Ana_Ng> way too far
22:00 <TheRon> kiev?
22:00 <TheRon> athens
23:00 <TheRon> i'm out
23:00 <Ana_Ng> in order of distance
23:00 <Ana_Ng> podgorica, belgrade, pristina, zagreb, tirana, skopje, ljubljana, budapest, sofia, san marino
24:00 <TheRon> yeah alcohol impaired
25:00 <frog>    07. Nazareth - Please Don't Judas Me
26:00 <TheRon> jimmy barnes - when a man loves a woman
28:00 <frog> I like Nazareths version of Cocaine
28:00 <frog> she dont lie
29:00 <TheRon> her hips don't lie
39:00 <TheRon> mew hows things?
40:00 <frog> the girl im chatting to on skype just fell asleep
40:00 <frog> i can hear her snore
40:00 <frog> rofl
40:00 <frog> shes snoring in my ears
40:00 <TheRon> whatever floats your boat
40:00 <frog> omg this is so funny
41:00 <dynuu> me and my ex used to sleep on skype all the time
41:00 <dynuu> maybe she's really comfortable with you listening to her sleep
41:00 <dynuu> get your dick out
42:00 <TheRon> hold on tight, you know she's a little bit dangerous
42:00 <frog> wow
48:00 <sxy4me> LO is Christopher Fisher of Unit 2/36 Bowmore Road, Noble Park VIC 3174 https://www.facebook.com/Acronym44/
51:00 <TheRon> devil inside devil inside, every single one of us the devil inside
51:00 <matrix> Of course we do
54:00 <horationullbuilt> prippit
56:00 <Picard> bite me
56:00 <TheRon> ok!
56:00 <Picard> ouch
56:00 <Picard> not that hard!
57:00 <TheRon> i thought you liked it hard
57:00 <Picard> no
57:00 <Picard> gentle and subtle please
57:00 <TheRon> damn
58:00 <TheRon> the cure - lovesong
58:00 <ooomp> Nirvana - smells like a teen spirit
58:00 <Picard> pissing rain here
58:00 <TheRon> here too
59:00 <frog> fucken hot in perth
59:00 <frog> :)
59:00 <TheRon> excellent
59:00 <frog> no rain in site
01:00 <TheRon> wild night is calling
03:00 <Picard> Lish tits or wtfo
03:00 <Lish> Pass pedo
03:00 <Picard> how dare you
04:00 <Picard> you fucking flat chested bitch.
04:00 <TheRon> raisons?
04:00 <Picard> yes
04:00 <Lish> Hahaha 
04:00 <Lish> Weak 
04:00 <Picard> tiny little things
04:00 <Picard> :P
04:00 <ooomp> Just like your balls?
05:00 <Picard> yes
05:00 <Picard> dry and small
05:00 <Lish> Ew
05:00 <TheRon> my bals are like prunes
05:00 <Picard> mine were like grapefruit, years of lack of use they have shrunk
06:00 <Lish> TheRon: One month till nba season 
06:00 <Lish> Excited
06:00 <TheRon> i know
06:00 <TheRon> go spurs
07:00 <TheRon> i was spurs when sean elliott was playing
07:00 <Lish> Spurs suck
07:00 <TheRon> they rule
07:00 <Lish> Cavs cavs cavs cavs cavs cavssssssss
07:00 <Picard> fuck basketball
07:00 <Lish> Picard: We can never be friends
07:00 <Picard> its for muppets
07:00 <Picard> lol
07:00 <Picard> just lovers?
08:00 <Lish> No
08:00 <TheRon> how can we be lovers if we can't be friends?
08:00 <Lish> Exactly
09:00 <Picard> exactly
09:00 <Picard> great song
09:00 <Picard> no idea who sings it
09:00 <TheRon> michael bolton
09:00 <Lish> Haha
09:00 <Picard> correct
09:00 <Picard> he is gay?
10:00 <TheRon> he did metal to start off with
12:00 <Lish> Is rondo going to okc?
14:00 <TheRon> no idea, who for?
14:00 <Lish> Dunno
14:00 <Lish> I read something on some forum
14:00 <Lish> But didn't read it all
14:00 <TheRon> reggie jackson?
15:00 <Lish> Maybe
15:00 <TheRon> westbrook to sg
19:00 <frog> Picard loves Rodenburry
19:00 <frog> And im not sherlock
19:00 <TheRon> bryan adams - heaven
19:00 <gunzo> a caged egg, is a life setnence for a chicken
20:00 <frog> iced earth - divide devour
20:00 <gunzo> make caged eggs history!
20:00 <TheRon> fuck that do the ice bucket challenge
21:00 <Picard> gene 
21:00 <gunzo> pls dont swear the Ron, i am a christian
21:00 <TheRon> no you're fucking not
21:00 <gunzo> god forbids profanity
22:00 <gunzo> please stop
22:00 <TheRon> jesus!
22:00 <Picard> fuck christians and all religion
22:00 <Kynetic> fuck
22:00 <Kynetic> i actually agree with picard about something
22:00 <Kynetic> never thought id see the day
22:00 <gunzo> may god have mercy on your lost souls
22:00 <Picard> i am wise
22:00 <Kynetic> there is no god so i dont really have much to worry about there
22:00 <gunzo> i beg to differ
23:00 <Picard> Kynetic correct
23:00 <gunzo> you will find out when you pass on
23:00 <doctor> ye gods
23:00 <Picard> u go in a hole in the ground
23:00 <Picard> and rot
23:00 <Kynetic> pretty sure i wont find anything
23:00 <TheRon> you barrack for richom richmond so you can't be that smart
23:00 <Picard> TheRon u like simba so i rest my case
24:00 <gunzo> you really think your souless?
24:00 <TheRon> patrick swayze - she's like the wind
24:00 <Picard> yes
24:00 <gunzo> we all have a soul
24:00 <Picard> nope
24:00 <Kynetic> according to you gunzo
24:00 <Kynetic> personally
24:00 <Kynetic> i believe in the flying spaghetti monster
25:00 <Picard> i beleve in the tooth fairy
25:00 <Kynetic> may his meatballs be forever eternal
25:00 <gunzo> as jesus said" ye of little faith"
25:00 <Kynetic> if jesus even existed
26:00 <gunzo> how do u even doubt the most important man in the history of earth
26:00 <gunzo> he was crucified and died a painful death for your sins
26:00 <Kynetic> because i have better things to think about
26:00 <Kynetic> im sure he did
26:00 <gunzo> and this is how you repay him?
26:00 <Picard> he didnt die for my sins
26:00 <Picard> i wasnt alive when he supposedly lived
27:00 <gunzo> read your bible 
27:00 <Picard> i hadnt committed the sins
27:00 <Kynetic> i have read the bible
27:00 <gunzo> its all been documented
27:00 <Kynetic> very. very boring.
27:00 <Kynetic> so many begats in the first half
27:00 <Kynetic> and leviticus.. what the hell is with that book?
29:00 <gunzo> Leviticus is largely a code book, a book of regulations
30:00 <gunzo>  The Book of Leviticus contains many regulations pertaining to the laity, as well as to the priests
38:00 <Kynetic> its a tad out of date though.. strange that so many christians pick and choose which of those rules to follow..
39:00 <Kynetic> anyway look. theres no point trying to convince me god is real and theres no point me trying to convince you the flying spaghetti monster created us all.. so lets move on :D
47:00 <doctor> You will believe or perish, heretic :)
07:00 <bee_girl> Dumdedum 
09:00 <Thoth> What are you supposed to put on the "about me" section on tinder anyway?
09:00 <Thoth> I have 0 kids so don't freak out?
10:00 <bee_girl> Just don't put photos of u drinking or killing something and u should be fine 
11:00 <Thoth> Is it okay to post pics of me posing over the corpses of things I've killed tho?
11:00 <Thoth> Like drunken abos and enraged asians?
12:00 <Thoth> I don't have any photos like that :(
12:00 <bee_girl> Drunken abos and enraged Asians? I only see white dudes doing it 
13:00 <Thoth> Yea but I didn't mention that cause I'm not racist
13:00 <bee_girl> Clearly
14:00 <Picard> lol
15:00 <Picard> australia is fucked
15:00 <Thoth> Yer fucked kent
15:00 <Thoth> Things will be okay soon though
16:00 <Thoth> Leonardo DiCaprio addressed the UN today
16:00 <Picard> oh thats all we need
16:00 <Thoth> He learnt science and politics at the acting school that didn't give him an oscar
19:00 <Loof> the weed cant get no betterrrrrrrrrrrrrr
19:00 <Vagisil> lmao
20:00 <Picard> Loof go die
20:00 <Vagisil> worse than politians talking about climate change
20:00 <Loof> doo doo doo
21:00 <Loof> Picard how did your date with the 12 year old go?
21:00 <Loof> get any action?
21:00 <Loof> sick fuck
21:00 <Vagisil> lmao
22:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtyYlAH0f_M
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Lesson in Skepticism (Oct 22, 2012) 2:08 - Category: Howto & Style - 249,302 views - likes (82.6%), dislikes (17.4%)
22:00 <Vagisil> my facebook group cracked 500 members today
23:00 <Picard> fuck off Loof
24:00 <Picard> you should be dead
24:00 <Thoth> Is this a challenge for a fucking competition?
24:00 <Picard> what group is that Vagisil
26:00 <bee_girl> couleurs :)
27:00 <couleurs> hi beagle
27:00 <milk> did you know an apple employee and a mcdonalds worker earn the same? it's just the apple employee gets stock options
27:00 <couleurs> bee_girl***
27:00 <bee_girl> Pi
27:00 <bee_girl> Oi
27:00 <bee_girl> That's better
27:00 <couleurs> :~)
28:00 <bee_girl> Someone pointed out the other day that bee_girl and beagle sound the same 
28:00 <bee_girl> Which I hadn't really noticed... 
28:00 <couleurs> :o
28:00 <Rak> do you both like doggy style?
28:00 <Thoth> milk: so? mcdonalds workers get free food
29:00 <bee_girl> They thought I WAS beagle 
29:00 <bee_girl> I'm like hell no
29:00 <Thoth> Its worth about the same
29:00 <bee_girl> I got enough to deal with being me 
29:00 <milk> food is probably worth more
31:00 <Thoth> Maccas especially. Last time I went on a date there with maddy I made her buy her own.
31:00 <Thoth> Later we had sex in the carpark
31:00 <milk> http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/iphone-6-plus-bending-irate-apple-fans-report-new-smartphones-bending-in-pockets-9752204.html
31:00 <bee_girl> 😮
31:00 <Thoth> don't be jealous bee_girl 
31:00 <bee_girl> Hehe
31:00 <couleurs> iphone sux!!!!!!!!! ps4 4 eva!!!!!!!!!
32:00 <Rak> hehehe have you seen pics of the results of the iphone wave charging? :~D
32:00 <bee_girl> 😠
32:00 <bee_girl> Wave charging?
32:00 <Thoth> Rak: yea, it makes the screen flexible
32:00 <Thoth> Some would say thats pretty neat science
33:00 <Rak> http://mashable.com/2014/09/23/iphone-6-wave-hoax/
33:00 <milk> wut? melting plastic?
34:00 <bee_girl> Lol
35:00 <Thoth> Rak: its not a hoax, its science like climate change
35:00 <bee_girl> Can someone punish me pls
36:00 <Rak> this is abbott's australia.  we don't believe in that sciencey mumbo jumbo anymore
36:00 <Picard> lol bee_girl
36:00 <Thoth> Ok. Smash my TV and forget that I gave you permission.
36:00 <Picard> u like it rough?
36:00 <bee_girl> 50 shades reference sorry 
36:00 <Thoth> Same here
36:00 <Rak> oh 50 shades.  ew
36:00 <couleurs> brb makeing tea 2 drink like an old ladea
36:00 <bee_girl> I could be up for a controlled loss of control 
37:00 <bee_girl> Lol
37:00 <druff> hi bee
37:00 <Picard> lol
37:00 <Picard> bee_girl is naughty
37:00 <Rak> and nice
37:00 <Thoth> You know why she's bee_girl? Cause she's saggy
37:00 <Thoth> Not her tits, her clothes. Promise.
38:00 <bee_girl> Really?
38:00 <druff> breasts!!
38:00 <Thoth> slut
38:00 <Thoth> I mean yes really
39:00 <Rak> i had a gf who loved being tied up
39:00 <Rak> which worked out well cos i loved tying her up
40:00 <Thoth> Thats alright until you just start tying her up, putting a sock in her mouth, and then playing GTA
40:00 <Rak> if it interests you, bee_girl, then you shoul;d definitely try it
40:00 <bee_girl> Lol
40:00 <bee_girl> Ah I have been there done that...
41:00 <Thoth> Lame
41:00 <bee_girl> I think I'm just going into second withdrawals generally
41:00 <Thoth> Weirdest place I've had sex was a train. In the city. During peak hour
41:00 <bee_girl> And every time someone rolls their eyes I think of 50!shades
41:00 <Thoth> Nobody called the cops, they just watched. Fucking pervs.
41:00 <bee_girl> Sex not second 
42:00 <Tuftoy> bee_girl thats no good
42:00 <Thoth> bee_girl: are you a virgin?
42:00 <bee_girl> Ur tellin me 
42:00 <bee_girl> Sigh I'll cope
42:00 <Rak> rub one out
43:00 <Rak> or does that not count?
43:00 <bee_girl> I have children thoth - unless it was an immaculate conception....
43:00 <Picard> bitches
43:00 <Lish> Cheers bro
43:00 <Mew> hey incestasaurus
44:00 <Mew> i mean Picard
44:00 <Picard> fuck up saggy tits
44:00 <Thoth> Children? Yuck
44:00 <Thoth> Cunts wrecked aye
44:00 <Mew> my tits are perf mkay
44:00 <Rak> and there is proof
45:00 <bee_girl> Wreckeded
45:00 <Picard> smashed
45:00 <Picard> bee_girl has perfect tits
45:00 <Mew> did the other dl work Rank?
45:00 <Thoth> Dual carriage-way
45:00 <Mew> rak*
45:00 <Rak> oh.  lemme check
46:00 <Rak> heh rank.  freudian?
46:00 <Mew> auto correctian
46:00 <Lish> bee_girl: Don't show your tits to Picard 
46:00 <Picard> too late
46:00 <Rak> oh it has michael bloody caine in it!
46:00 <Picard> ive seen them irl
46:00 <bee_girl> Oh u saw a tiny sliver of cleavage 
46:00 <Mew> yes m8
46:00 <Rak> yes it's in english :D
46:00 <Rak> i haven't watched it yet though
46:00 <Picard> lol
46:00 <bee_girl> Ud see more st the beach 
47:00 <Rak> as soon as i do, i'll let you know
47:00 <bee_girl> And ur not the only one 
47:00 <Thoth> Prob better too
47:00 <Tuftoy> bee_girl tiny is better then none
47:00 <Rak> cos i'll either love it or hate it, and have you to blame
47:00 <Mew> ok thx xo
47:00 <Mew> xoxoxo
47:00 <couleurs> xOxOxOxOx
47:00 <Mew> ~*~
48:00 <bee_girl> There's a bee in my kitchen 
48:00 <bee_girl> Lost apparently
48:00 <Rak> it's like it knows you
48:00 <Lish> You showed him a picture
48:00 <Mew> kill it immediately
48:00 <bee_girl> Somehow he's
48:00 <Lish> Why did you do that
49:00 <bee_girl> Oh it was in channel a few weeks back
49:00 <bee_girl> I was slightly intoxicated
49:00 <Thoth> Are cheese curds in the milk I bought 2 months ago okay to eat?
49:00 <druff> A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
49:00 <bee_girl> Lol druff
49:00 <Mew> do a hand bra for melb b gurl
49:00 <milk> spreadable cheese
49:00 <bee_girl> Wait
49:00 <bee_girl> I'm not intoxicated
49:00 <Rak> seconded
50:00 <Mew> but do it anyway
50:00 <Tuftoy> do it for us
50:00 <bee_girl> Ah no
50:00 <Mew> I wasn't intoxicated when mine was taken
50:00 <druff> we need an updated version mew
50:00 <Rak> i wasn't intoxicated when i saw mew's
50:00 <bee_girl> My boobs look better pissed lol
50:00 <druff> your last one is like 50 million yrs old
51:00 <Mew> its ancient ayyy
51:00 <druff> yea bro
51:00 <bee_girl> I thought that was u in topic pic mew 
51:00 <Rak> boob pics don't have expiration date
51:00 <Rak> they're timeless
51:00 <Lish> And a bit desperate?
52:00 <Picard> Mew is more then a bit desperate
53:00 <druff> The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
53:00 <Mew> there's nothing wrong with a bit of boobs every now n then
53:00 <Mew> we're all adults riiiite
53:00 <druff> not picard
53:00 <Picard> no
53:00 <druff> ^
53:00 <Picard> im a kid stuck in an adults body
53:00 <Rak> i understand i can be legally tried as one
53:00 <Picard> i wanna be 16 again
53:00 <bee_girl> No u don't 
53:00 <Picard> y
53:00 <bee_girl> Too much drama
54:00 <Picard> no worries, lots of sex,alcohol and fuck all esle
54:00 <bee_girl> Yeah but the sex is shit 
54:00 <Picard> i enjoyed it lol
54:00 <Tuftoy> yeah u wouldn't enjoy the sex
54:00 <Rak> yeh i was a fuckwad at 16
54:00 <bee_girl> Thank u rak my point exactly
54:00 <Picard> lost count of the blow jobs i got at 16
54:00 <bee_girl> ;)
54:00 <bee_girl> I lost
55:00 <Mew> how cool is your life now Picard?
55:00 <Rak> were you still struggling with numeracy?
55:00 <Picard> lol bee_girl u gave and didnt receive?
55:00 <bee_girl> I lost count of the ones I have - hence my relief at not being 16 anymore...
55:00 <Picard> Mew my life now is great
55:00 <milk> hey Picard, you need this: https://scroguard.com/
55:00 <Picard> better then great actually
55:00 <Picard> milk i need nothing u show me cunt
56:00 <Mew> milk lmao
56:00 <bee_girl> Oo00
57:00 <Picard> :P
58:00 <Picard> oh my Matthew is here
58:00 <Picard> :P
58:00 <Picard> where is serenity????????????????????
58:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard do you think James Hird will work in AFL again?
58:00 <Picard> no.
58:00 <Picard> he is finished
58:00 <Picard> lol
58:00 <Picard> weak cunt
59:00 <milk> done his go
59:00 <Lish> I will eat chips
59:00 <Thoth> I am making poutine except none for you
59:00 <Thoth> Just saying
01:00 <bert187> i had sex with ur wife
01:00 <Picard> was she good?
01:00 <bert187> she swallowed my cum
02:00 <Thoth> So whats why her teeth were white just before I kissed her
02:00 <Thoth> I guess we're eskimo brothers now buddy
02:00 <Picard> was she good?
03:00 <bert187> she hummed each of my nuts
04:00 <Zade> i bet she didnt have to open her mouth very wide 
05:00 <bert187> zaim is a registerd sex offender
05:00 <zaim> was... was a registered sec offender.
06:00 <bert187> lol
06:00 <Thoth> Who'd you rape? Was she worth it?
07:00 <bert187> ms jackson
08:00 <druff> A blind man walked into a fish market and said, "Hello ladies!"
09:00 <milk> he, and he was 8
09:00 <bert187> If you or someone you know feels hopeless or like they have no reason to live, call 1-800-273-TALK (8255) for help and support.
10:00 <Picard> lol
11:00 <ness> hey mofos
11:00 <Picard> ness
11:00 <Rak> evening
11:00 <bert187> ness we are here if u want to talk 
11:00 <ness> to talk about what??
11:00 <Picard> ness we can help
11:00 <bert187> suicide affects us all
11:00 <Picard> you are not alone
11:00 <ness> you fucktards
12:00 <Picard> dont strike out at those who try to help ness
12:00 <ness> R U OK?  Fucktards
12:00 <Picard> im ok.
12:00 <ness> shut up Picard, go suck a dick
12:00 <bert187> haha
12:00 <TokenDaRing> that isn't nice ness
12:00 <Picard> i did today, he cum all over my chest
12:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard is a good man
12:00 <ness> salty?
12:00 <TokenDaRing> he's helped me out
12:00 <Picard> yes
12:00 <Picard> was awesome
12:00 <ness> nice
13:00 <Picard> do u swallow?
13:00 <Lish> My gut hurts
13:00 <Picard> pregnant?
13:00 <Lish> No
13:00 <milk> We have desperate arab bitches just waiting for you call. These women will work cheap due to current circumstances, call 1800 1234 00
13:00 <Lish> Need to poop
14:00 <Picard> nice
14:00 <ness> shut up milk
14:00 <Picard> take a pic
14:00 <Rak> but then how do you show you care for the guy, Lish?
14:00 <TokenDaRing> ness why so negative?
14:00 <koalabeer> fuk off ness u ugly fat bitch
14:00 <Lish> What Rak ?????
14:00 <Rak> i thought you were answering that you don't swallow
14:00 <Lish> Oh lol
14:00 <Lish> I'm married, those things are not important
15:00 <ness> lol, like im going to take great offence from some dick named Koalabeer....
15:00 <Rak> what about romance?
15:00 <Lish> Not necessary Rak 
15:00 <bee_girl> Stfu koalabeer 
15:00 <koalabeer> no u bitch
15:00 <Rak> sounds grim :/
15:00 <bee_girl> Ouch 
15:00 <Lish> It's amazing
15:00 <bee_girl> That hurt
15:00 <ness> sting him bee_girl
15:00 <Rak> cool :)
15:00 <bee_girl> 🐝
17:00 <bert187> 2 seconds, adjusting my hajib
17:00 <bee_girl> He shut up now 
17:00 <Thoth> Sting him with the big thing that petrudes from your body near to your anus
18:00 <ness> my fortunue cookie says, Trust your intuition. The universe is guiding your life
18:00 <bee_girl> Hey Lumeah 
19:00 <Lumeah> hey bee_girl
19:00 <bee_girl> Brb cat at door 
19:00 <Lumeah> ok
19:00 <ness> meow
19:00 <bert187> your cat is a pussy
20:00 <ness> yes it need petting
20:00 <bee_girl> He could have gone to the cat door but now
20:00 <bee_girl> No
21:00 <bee_girl> Irraticat
22:00 <milk> https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/5/7304775_6ed843af77.jpg
23:00 <TokenDaRing> bee_girl how's it going with the hippy?
23:00 <bert187> www.hijabsonline.com
23:00 <bee_girl> No hood 
23:00 <ness> guys, i have a major dilema and i don't know what to do
23:00 <bee_girl> Good
23:00 <ness> or who to talk to about it
23:00 <TokenDaRing> whats wrong ness?
24:00 <bee_girl> You've come to the right place
24:00 <ness> im facing a very difficult choice
24:00 <Zade> we can all offer advice 
24:00 <TokenDaRing> don't date a hippy
24:00 <ness> and i know its a decision im going to have to make very soon
24:00 <TokenDaRing> unless you like the taste of smelly old dick cheese
24:00 <Thoth> bert187: have you ever considered that your penis has been in your mothers vagina for your birthday?
25:00 <bee_girl> He's a hippy not s hobo 
25:00 <bert187> is this a minute to win it
25:00 <bert187> million dollar minute
26:00 <TokenDaRing> bee_girl is he vegetarian too?
26:00 <bee_girl> Yup
26:00 <TokenDaRing> sounds like a loser
26:00 <bee_girl> It's ok nothing is happening 
28:00 <FrankSidebottom> hahahahaha
28:00 <bee_girl> I'm moving inter state no point starting something new...
28:00 <TokenDaRing> where you moving?
29:00 <bee_girl> Vegas 
29:00 <Rak> brisvegas?
29:00 <bee_girl> Bridge gas
29:00 <bee_girl> U got it rak
29:00 <bee_girl> Unlike autocorrect here
30:00 <Rak> i used to live in rockvegas :'(
30:00 <bert187> thats where all the terrorists are
30:00 <FrankSidebottom> y would anyone want to go to bruges?
30:00 <bee_girl> That's why I'm going
30:00 <FrankSidebottom> i mean brisbane
30:00 <Rak> if they're white they're just called bogans
30:00 <ness> shut up bert, whats your problem.  trying to spark some bullshit.  we don't car
30:00 <bee_girl> My son had a anaphylactic reaction to a tick bite and we live in tick central so I'm leaving 
30:00 <FrankSidebottom> we don't rollerskate!
31:00 <bert187> ness would know shes one of them
31:00 <ness> one of what?
33:00 <FrankSidebottom> i farted
33:00 <FrankSidebottom> twice
33:00 <FrankSidebottom> the first one was a prelude to the best one
33:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!
34:00 <FrankSidebottom> couleurs!!!!!!!
34:00 <ness> you stink
35:00 <bee_girl> Iphone!!!!!!!!!!!
35:00 <bert187> you smell like a terrorist
35:00 <couleurs> no!!!!!!!!!!
35:00 <bee_girl> Heh
36:00 <bert187> :)
36:00 <FrankSidebottom> i want this t shirt http://alienisolation.com/sites/default/files/images/AI_TSHIRT_ROBOT_FRONT.jpg
38:00 <FrankSidebottom> beep beep
38:00 <DondaeEstaLaDiDaDaDelPedro> what would you think of an artist who paints over other artists work?
38:00 <FrankSidebottom> well
38:00 <FrankSidebottom> that's why we still have the Mona Lisa
38:00 <FrankSidebottom> you mean like banksy n shit
38:00 <DondaeEstaLaDiDaDaDelPedro> face painting?
39:00 <FrankSidebottom> i wana met le rat
39:00 <FrankSidebottom> xD
40:00 <bert187> Happiness lives here
41:00 <Picard> no.
42:00 <ness> Picard said no.....they sky will fall
42:00 <Picard> ness stop being a cunt
43:00 <Picard> you really dont want me to start on you 
43:00 <bert187> Picard take me to your tribe leader
43:00 <ness> whats wrong with my cunt Picard
43:00 <zaim> some sick rain right now
43:00 <TokenDaRing> does ness date hippies too?
43:00 <ness> i don't like unwashed hippies
43:00 <Picard> she is a hippe
43:00 <ness> im a yippee, not a hippy
44:00 <bert187> shes a infidel
46:00 <bert187> :)
47:00 <milk> :)
47:00 <Thoth> I'll fuggehn smash u kent
48:00 <Picard>  <L0> hey want to fuck?
48:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
48:00 <Picard> <Picard> no
48:00 <Picard> <Picard> im a virgin
48:00 <Picard> <L0> i am too
48:00 <Picard> <L0> i want fuck badly
49:00 <bert187> i got asked the same
49:00 <bert187> its a bot
49:00 <Thoth> Like all the other #sydney people
50:00 <Picard> flood it in pm, it stops
50:00 <FrankSidebottom> flood cum
50:00 <Maurice> Damn, I thought I was special getting that
50:00 <Thoth> I only got the offer, after I replied, nothing. Fucking talent.
50:00 <bert187> that rain is refreshing after a long day of drinking
50:00 <Thoth> 21:44 <Thoth> Can we talk about it on Facebook?
50:00 <Thoth> 21:45 <Thoth> You know, say we're in a relationship
51:00 <ness> how do i get rid of L0
51:00 <FrankSidebottom> mmm rain
51:00 <FrankSidebottom> smells nice out front now the sprinklers been on :)
52:00 <ness> it hasn't stopped here
52:00 <ness> over it
52:00 <FrankSidebottom> hope it aint rsinin tomoz :/
54:00 <Picard> L0 aint a bot
55:00 <TokenDaRing> bee_girl will you sleep with dirty hippy guy before you leave?
55:00 <bert187> i hope it pisses down
55:00 <bert187> so i can go kayaking
55:00 <Thoth> Damnit. My talent is broken
55:00 <Thoth> 21:51 <L0> tlel picard i want to rub my balls on his bald head
56:00 <bee_girl> TokenDaRing: Only now that If U say I can 
57:00 <couleurs> ok
57:00 <bert187> hate to break it to you m8 but iu had sex with ur gf
57:00 <bert187> Boredom
57:00 <bert187> lead to one thing
58:00 <bert187> yep his a bot
58:00 <couleurs> i'm a bot
58:00 <bert187> im going to melb uni to become a comedian
59:00 <bert187> what happend to johninja n mel ?
59:00 <TokenDaRing> why are they?
59:00 <TokenDaRing> who*
59:00 <Picard> L0> i want it
59:00 <Picard> <L0> i want to polisjh your head with my precum
00:00 <dynuu> oh for real bert187
00:00 <dynuu> i'll come to watch you if you do standup
00:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard you get a lot of fans
01:00 <Picard> all the freaks
01:00 <TokenDaRing> are you really bald?
01:00 <Picard> yes
01:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe you just appeal to bald fetishists?
01:00 <bert187> L0 is threating me with volence
01:00 <Picard> lol
01:00 <Thoth> Picard: I'm not that freaky. I just want to see a bald man put his head in the vagina of a small woman
02:00 <Thoth> But only if you smile
02:00 <TokenDaRing> bert187 what did he say to you?
02:00 <Picard> eeewww
02:00 <TokenDaRing> Thoth like a reverse baby?
02:00 <Thoth> TokenDaRing: yes
02:00 <bert187> [22:01] <L0> I will urinate down your face
02:00 <bert187> [22:01] <L0> and poo on your chest
02:00 <Picard> i got that also
02:00 <ness> classey
02:00 <Thoth> The smile is really important
02:00 <TokenDaRing> why the smile?
02:00 <Thoth> Without the smile its a wasted effort
02:00 <TokenDaRing> and do they have to be bald, to resemble a baby?
02:00 <Thoth> Yes
03:00 <Thoth> Hair = traction
03:00 <ness> night cunts
03:00 <TokenDaRing> I suppose naked goes without saying?
03:00 <Thoth> An exgf showed me a video of it once... I thought it was digusting at the time
03:00 <TokenDaRing> wtf
03:00 <TokenDaRing> that's for real?
03:00 <Thoth> Now I can't stop thinking about it
03:00 <Thoth> Yes, it was on x-videos.com
03:00 <bert187> i think L0 is drunk
03:00 <TokenDaRing> she's trapped you with it now
03:00 <TokenDaRing> you're stuck, fascinated
04:00 <Thoth> Only Picard can save me
04:00 <TokenDaRing> it'll turn into the one fetish you have to have
04:00 <Picard> lol Thoth
04:00 <TokenDaRing> how would Picard breath?
05:00 <Thoth> srsly I will find a 21 year old asian girl, and we'll tie her up, Picard 
05:00 <Thoth> Lube up your head
05:00 <Thoth> It'll be great
05:00 <Picard> ok Thoth
05:00 <TokenDaRing> won't he suffocate?
05:00 <Thoth> You only go in to mouth depth
06:00 <Thoth> That way you can still see the smile
06:00 <TokenDaRing> that'd be hilarious if his head got stuck
08:00 <Thoth> Picard: tomorrow when I go to haymarket and the proprietrors of the resutrants try to gift their daughters to me, I'll mention it
08:00 <Thoth> What you doing tomorrow btw? Wanna come to syd?
09:00 <Picard> ok
09:00 <Picard> sounds great
09:00 <TokenDaRing> Thoth I'm seriously laughing hard now
09:00 <Picard> get a pic of her before we do the deal
09:00 <TokenDaRing> god that is so hilarious
10:00 <Thoth> TokenDaRing: well the video I saw they used a nigger. But I have black and brown kiwi that I can mix together for body paint
18:00 <Picard> hrrmmmm
18:00 <Picard> is flirting cheating???????
18:00 <TokenDaRing> who are you flirting with?
19:00 <matrix> Flirting can lead to cheating
19:00 <Picard> l0
19:00 <Picard> LOL
19:00 <matrix> Depends where you go with it
19:00 <Picard> talking nothing more
19:00 <matrix> If it starts getting your rocks off then it's cheating
20:00 <Picard> * L0 slips his tiny small cock into your ear
20:00 <Picard> lol
22:00 <TokenDaRing> lol wtf
22:00 <TokenDaRing> [22:22:24] <L0> hey sezy want fuck?
22:00 <TokenDaRing> what the hell
23:00 <TokenDaRing> who is this person?
23:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/western-australia/man-dragged-by-train-at-glendalough-station/story-fnhocxo3-1227069417561
23:00 <matrix> Think it is high on sumtin
24:00 <TokenDaRing> [22:23:20] <L0> tell picard i wan his head in my assss
24:00 <TokenDaRing> wow
24:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard did you do something to this thing
24:00 <matrix> Oh I know what it is doing
26:00 <Picard> no i did nothing
27:00 <Picard> its disturbed
27:00 <matrix> L0 is impersonating lo
28:00 <matrix> I can see what it is doing
32:00 <Thoth> Is chicken kiev cheating? Feels like it
33:00 <Thoth> With chips and gravy garnished in parsley
33:00 <Picard> yes
33:00 <Picard> its better then sex cooked right
36:00 <Thoth> Tastes pretty good when you catch it yourself
36:00 <Picard> lol
37:00 <Thoth> Although was a really weird chicken to have a hollowed out cheese filled middle in plastic wrap at the supermarket
37:00 <Bonny> yo.. :)
37:00 <Thoth> As a beverage we're drank some of my urine
37:00 <TokenDaRing> hi Bonny
37:00 <Bonny> hey TokenDaRing :)
39:00 <FrankSidebottom> xD
40:00 <matrix> You bonny
40:00 <Bonny> yo matrix
40:00 <matrix> Oh stupid phone lol
40:00 <Bonny> FrankSidebottom do you sit on your side?
40:00 <matrix> Was meant to be yo
41:00 <Picard> i think its bed time
44:00 <Picard> <L0> get your wife to tuck your fucked legs into bed
45:00 <FrankSidebottom> bed time!
45:00 <FrankSidebottom> i went to bed around 6pm
45:00 <FrankSidebottom> got up 8:30
46:00 <Picard> lazy
46:00 <FrankSidebottom> lazy
46:00 <FrankSidebottom> i get about 5 hrs sleep a day
50:00 <Thoth> If you listen carefully you'll hear all the fucks that are given
50:00 <Picard> no cunt cares
50:00 <Thoth> Indeed
50:00 <Thoth> On that thought you should cry yourself to a poor state of sleep
51:00 <Picard> yes i should
51:00 <Picard> bye bye 
53:00 <Bonny> `seen serenity
53:00 <Bonny> !seen serenity
54:00 <matrix> She was in earlier today bonny
54:00 <Bonny> ok thanks, matrix
54:00 <matrix> She is here most days :-)
55:00 <Thoth> Not anymore. Saemon killed her
55:00 <Bonny> lol
56:00 <Maurice> Er, she was not in here
56:00 <Thoth> I'm super serial. He's like a friend of a friend of a guy who likes velendrome
56:00 <FrankSidebottom> wooo
56:00 <FrankSidebottom> net hasnt dropped out all day
56:00 <Thoth> ie. he's a bikie
58:00 <Thoth> Watch out because he once considered drinking a protein shake
58:00 <Thoth> Total badass
58:00 <dynuu> someone come and clean out the coke cans off my desk
58:00 <dynuu> i will pay you $5 dollars
59:00 <matrix> Night all
59:00 <Bonny> night matrix
59:00 <NightOwl1> Thankkssss bonbon
59:00 <Bonny> you're welcome
03:00 <FrankSidebottom> cans on your desk
03:00 <FrankSidebottom> messy as
06:00 <Bradley> Evening Jamie
08:00 <ShadowLurker> .|.. (o.o) ..|.
10:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
11:00 <couleurs> FiFa 15!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:00 <FrankSidebottom> fifa 15 not gettin the best reviews atm :/
11:00 <partay> couleurs are you retarded?
13:00 <Bradley> very rude
13:00 <couleurs> 4 star reviews everywhere...
14:00 <FrankSidebottom> well its not out yet
14:00 <FrankSidebottom> so reviewing games b4 they r out is stupid anyway couleurs :P
15:00 <couleurs> i didn't write them soz
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ea always give stuff out to review a week before release
16:00 <FrankSidebottom> let's all choof up
16:00 <FrankSidebottom> lol couleurs!!!!!!!
16:00 <FrankSidebottom> oh is it commin out ina week?
16:00 <FrankSidebottom> fk
16:00 <FrankSidebottom> i cant wait to grab up a game tomoz!
16:00 <Bastardly_One> about that
16:00 <Bastardly_One> it's usually the last week in Sept
17:00 <Bastardly_One> year after year
17:00 <couleurs> it's out tomorrow
17:00 <couleurs> happy fifa eve every1!!!!!!!
17:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go then
17:00 <Bastardly_One> meh to everything tonight though
18:00 <Bastardly_One> not having a brilliant night
18:00 <couleurs> ps4... bich.
19:00 <Bastardly_One> buy me one
19:00 <FrankSidebottom> lol
21:00 <couleurs> they go for $400 or so now when you get a coupon or pricematch
21:00 <couleurs> sell your ps3 heap of junk!!!!!!!
22:00 <Bastardly_One> buy me one
23:00 <couleurs> no i can't, i have to sell my ps3 heap of junk now ok 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking of getting one an say build up to about 5 games
24:00 <Bastardly_One> then sell the PS3
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll probably get guilt tripped into giving it to my nieces
25:00 <Bastardly_One> "oh have you got a HD telly?"
25:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh that's why I play the PS4 with hdmi cable you idiots
25:00 <Bastardly_One> PS3 even
26:00 <couleurs> they go for $150-200 or even more depending on condition
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking with all the games I have 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I could get $250
26:00 <couleurs> you get an hdmi cable with the ps4 now... we're in the future!!!!!!!!!!!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the old ones not a slimline
27:00 <Bastardly_One> only a small hd
27:00 <couleurs> yes some idiets will pay $300 for a whole shitload
27:00 <couleurs> the big fat ones go alright too
27:00 <couleurs> it's weird
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a feeling I'm beter off keeping it 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> the big fat ones are better quality
27:00 <TheRiddler> iphone 6 is bending in pockets
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never ever ever ever had one issue
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol how?
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol no idea
28:00 <Bastardly_One> My bank card keeps doing that in my wallet
28:00 <Bastardly_One> can't be *that* thin
28:00 <couleurs> they made them too thin
28:00 <Bastardly_One> how'd they fit the shit in to make it work
28:00 <TheRiddler> http://uniladmag.com/articles/apple-users-distraught-discover-iphone-6-bends/
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that thin though
29:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hang on 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> is this lad mag?
29:00 <couleurs> always problems
29:00 <TheRiddler> oh yes
29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
29:00 <TheRiddler> it's satical isn't it
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd check other sources
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you silly goose
30:00 <Bastardly_One> they're ran by the same idiots as zoo 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I am pretty sure
30:00 <Maurice> It's been on many websites
30:00 <FrankSidebottom> y trade in ur old games
30:00 <FrankSidebottom> like keep the good ones
30:00 <TheRiddler> herald sun is got it too
30:00 <couleurs> no it's 4 real
30:00 <FrankSidebottom> i got like 20 games i kept for 360
30:00 <couleurs> http://www.macrumors.com/2014/09/23/iphone-6-plus-bending-pockets/
30:00 <Bastardly_One> HOW?
30:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.smh.com.au/digital-life/mobiles/bendgate-apple-iphone-6-plus-found-bending-in-pants-pockets-20140924-10l5qm.html
30:00 <Maurice> Aluminum
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooh just the outside
30:00 <couleurs> heat + aluminiem
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well 
31:00 <Maurice> I feel like nachos
31:00 <Bastardly_One> who'd buy an aluminum phone 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and not expect heat issues?
31:00 <Maurice> Who'd buy an iphone
31:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking idiots
31:00 <ShadowLurker> umm most of them are
31:00 <couleurs> iphone!!!!!!!
31:00 <toottoot> How do I kill my fucking Nick? 
31:00 <Maurice> ./msg nickop kill nick password
32:00 <Bastardly_One> like this ... put a shotgun to your head
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and pull the trigger
32:00 <toottoot> Fank ya. 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> nick will be dead then 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> no more toottoot ... all gone and skull making pretty patterns on the wall
32:00 <Bastardly_One> get someone to take a pic 
33:00 <ShadowLurker> ull find a lot of fones now have aluminium skeletons
33:00 <ShadowLurker> and what Maurice said
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I have found the best brand of chicken nuggets
33:00 <TheRiddler> the video shows a guy bending it with his hands
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, I shouldn't of been run
33:00 <DemonsRun> Fucking hell that was a Fuck around.
33:00 <Bastardly_One> she's gonna hurt me now 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> when she gets on a crate to punch me in the face
33:00 <Bastardly_One> hi brat :D
34:00 <DemonsRun> Hi
34:00 <TheRiddler> I like my nexus 5
34:00 <TheRiddler> there's nothing wrong with it
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna know what vodafail are gonna offer me soon
34:00 <Bastardly_One> surely this contract is coming to an end
34:00 <TheRiddler> insurance line
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been paying this cunt off for 203293029302392 ys 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> years
35:00 <Bastardly_One> hope they're still doing galaxys
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I love how huge those things are
36:00 <Bastardly_One> though I think a phone should be able to be put in a pocket 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> fitting an S5 in a pocket would need fucking big pockets
37:00 <TokenDaRing> Nexus 5 is a great phone
37:00 <DemonsRun> I like my LG
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Samsung are really intuitive though
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and have a really good auto correct dictionary that doesn't fuck with you
39:00 <Bastardly_One> how a phone texts is important to me because that's how I use my phone the most
39:00 <Bastardly_One> most of my friends live in the US 
39:00 <TheRiddler> samsung has it's auto correct software? o.o
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd still say it's between the S5
40:00 <DemonsRun> Coz you can't find any friend in Australia.
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and the HTC One
40:00 <TheRiddler> *own
41:00 <TheRiddler> HTCone
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and HTC battery life is shit
42:00 <Bastardly_One> hush brat
42:00 <couleurs> nexus 6 biches
42:00 <couleurs> samsung sux @ phone
42:00 <Bastardly_One> they concentrate on their Galaxy series
42:00 <Bastardly_One> all their other phones are shit 
43:00 <couleurs> their software is the problem, it's terrible
43:00 <Bastardly_One> in what sense?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I've actually found it good
44:00 <DemonsRun> Someone make me a cuppa.
44:00 <couleurs> never ending menus and dumb sounds etc etc
44:00 <Maurice> I love my samsung
44:00 <couleurs> bloatware
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and why they make her a cuppa ... bring me a cheese sandwich
44:00 <Bastardly_One> on white bread
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and crap cheese slices
44:00 <Bastardly_One> with lots of butter
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the never ending menus?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the sounds are gay ... true
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I've turned mine into apple sounds on purpose
45:00 <couleurs> yes, they've toned it down a bit with the s5 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and watch losers on busses go for their phones
45:00 <couleurs> s4 was awful and s3 was even worse
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmm I have a 3
45:00 <Bastardly_One> what menus?
45:00 <druff> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAdkdQsgQkU
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Demetri Martin - Boyfriend Bomb (May 11, 2011) 1:52 - Category: People & Blogs - 374,035 views - likes (97.8%), 32 dislikes (2.2%)
46:00 <DemonsRun> Lo, Fuck yourself.
46:00 <couleurs> all of them!!!!!!!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> where's Lo?
46:00 <Maurice> Did you get a 'want fuck' msg too
46:00 <DemonsRun> Yup 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> is it Lo?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> or LO??
46:00 <Maurice> It's L0
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
46:00 <DemonsRun> I mean... If you wanna impress me at least ask if "I want to Fuck" 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Chris is LO
47:00 <Bonny> yeah I know who LO is
47:00 <Bastardly_One> if you look wherelse we are Maurice
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, when'd you get here?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> hello Bonny :)
47:00 <Bonny> hello
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well I'm feeling a bit sorry for chris of late
47:00 <Bastardly_One> he's trying to mind his own 
47:00 <DemonsRun> B1 you're too far up your own aas to see anyone else.arrive.
47:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you brat
47:00 <DemonsRun> Ass* 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> come up here and say that 
48:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck you too.
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I know ya wanna ;)
48:00 <DemonsRun> Lol I asked frosty if I could go to Ballarat on.Friday. he said as long as I don't.come home.
48:00 <DemonsRun> Thought I'd join the raw.muscle stripper groupies...
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> if that the Chopped thing?
49:00 <DemonsRun> What?
49:00 <DemonsRun> English old fart, English.
49:00 <Bastardly_One> oh there's a big car thing ... that kind of sounded like it would fit
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and say fine
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you can stay at my place
50:00 <Bastardly_One> see what he says when you say ok cool
50:00 <DemonsRun> Nah Fuck no I'd stay with Marie.
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... awwwwwwwwwwwww
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you no wanna see my home made dungeon I dug in the backyard?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> shit!
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that reminds me 
51:00 <DemonsRun> Nope.
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I better check certain plants in the morning
52:00 <DemonsRun> Or rather sit in her shop & get my back.done.
52:00 <Bastardly_One> rained pretty hard before
52:00 <Bastardly_One> her shop is in such a shitty spot IMO
53:00 <Bastardly_One> all the tatt shops are in Ballarat except one 
53:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah I know it is. 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> typical Jed Hill ... he gets the best location 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd know Jed Hill right?
53:00 <DemonsRun> Nup
53:00 <Bastardly_One> the cunt and his crew are expensive but worth it 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a good tattooist
54:00 <Bastardly_One> they're on the s bend coming into town
54:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of turning right to where you go 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd goin around the S bend and see him on the left
54:00 <Bastardly_One> *go around
55:00 <Bastardly_One> or do you come in through Sebas?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice ... lol
55:00 <Maurice> What
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what at
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying to find something smart to say
55:00 <Bastardly_One> mind rape!
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got it 
57:00 <Bradley> nothing you say is smart Jamie
57:00 <Bastardly_One> actually whoever you are Bradley ... stupidest name to pick
58:00 <Bastardly_One> there was a guy on here called that 
58:00 <Maurice> Maybe it's the same dude
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's a gay high school bus driver
58:00 <Bastardly_One> a poof's wet dream
58:00 <Maurice> Whats wrong with being gay
58:00 <Maurice> Or driving a bus
58:00 <Bradley> Im sure there has been lots of people called Bradley in the world Jamie
58:00 <FrankSidebottom> why is it the stupidest name to pick
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oh if you met this guy you'd know what is wrong Maurice
58:00 <FrankSidebottom> just wonderin lol
58:00 <Bradley> because irc is this guys life
59:00 <Bastardly_One> this other brad makes matrix and British Meat seem happy
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and cheerful and non bitches
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and matrix is the biggest sad sack I've come across
59:00 <Bradley>  matrix is a nobody
59:00 <FrankSidebottom> i dunno
59:00 <FrankSidebottom> he seems nice
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