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03:00 <Mew> i love milk
03:00 <couleurs> me 2
12:00 <Thoth> lel... I love protesters
12:00 <Thoth> "Its against freedom of speech"
12:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cBJnGbD6qPk
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: McRaftery - The Austnet IRC Song (Jul 21, 2007) 3:02 - Category: Music - 713 views - 2 likes (25%), 6 dislikes (75%)
12:00 <Mew> Oh my god who is this? 
12:00 <Thoth> Erm, where not americans. We don't have freedom of speech
13:00 <milk> did uPully?
13:00 <milk> then iPully
14:00 <Thoth> lel
14:00 <Thoth> x-factor contestants these days
14:00 <cherri_pie> i cnt wacth x factor
15:00 <cherri_pie> it gives me a headache
15:00 <cherri_pie> all the screaming every time the contestants say one word
15:00 <cherri_pie> ffs
16:00 <milk> they are fucken brainwashed idiots
16:00 <milk> they all want their turn and think you have to play the game
16:00 <cherri_pie> i agree
16:00 <cherri_pie> you do have to play the game tho
16:00 <cherri_pie> it goes beyond just being able to sing
16:00 <cherri_pie> execs are looking for the perfect marketing package thats what its all about
16:00 <Mew> work da crowd baybay
17:00 <cherri_pie> they want blonde hair blue eyes type ppl y know what i mean
17:00 <Thoth> same here
17:00 <milk> no way, being pretty in the crowd and cheering nice wont do it
17:00 <Thoth> whats wrong with blonde hair & blue eyes? don't be racist
17:00 <milk> you have to get backstage and suck some dick to get on stage
18:00 <Thoth> meh. I bet cherri_pie is fat. Or ugly. Or both
19:00 <Mew> are you kidding? shes super model material
19:00 <Thoth> can't be if she isn't blonde with blue eyes
19:00 <Thoth> nobody gets my sarcasm :(
19:00 <milk> nah I get it
19:00 <Mew> pfff you missed mine lol
19:00 <milk> there are blondes and there are others
20:00 <Thoth> Yea I kind of like gingers
20:00 <milk> gingers.. yeah, the pale skin is nice... but blondes just have more personality
20:00 <milk> redhead are too cold
20:00 <Thoth> not even
21:00 <Thoth> my wife is ginger of aboriginal descent... heh
21:00 <Mew> I switch between blonde and brunette like twice a year
21:00 <milk> that layered look is cool
21:00 <Mew> every time summer hits I want my blonde back
21:00 <milk> you know, blonde on top
22:00 <Thoth> go ginger Mew
22:00 <milk> brunette lower
22:00 <Thoth> eat souls etc.
22:00 <Mew> I had top deck last time Milk
22:00 <Mew> Yeah that
22:00 <Mew> I've had deep red before Thoth
22:00 <Mew> but ranga would be rank
22:00 <milk> top deck with a coloured fringe?
22:00 <milk> like red or blue
22:00 <Mew> Nah blonde fringe
23:00 <milk> lighter?
23:00 <Thoth> top deck is comparable to having a mullet
23:00 <Thoth> just saying
23:00 <Mew> its too emo to do coloured bits lol
23:00 <milk> nah it says ready and functional
23:00 <Mew> Id look like a scene slut
24:00 <milk> yeah those bitches
24:00 <Mew> skanky little dark eyed tarts
25:00 <milk> getting all the fare but
25:00 <milk> s
25:00 <Thoth> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=660547220696142
25:00 <Thoth> Thats the best video I've seen in some time
28:00 <simba> that 1 and the feeding 100 dogs 1 are classics
28:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZexPPDLXRA
28:00 <Thoth> They're literally climbing on top of each other, so they can jump into the air
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How To Feed 100 Dogs at Once (Apr 16, 2007) 2:10 - Category: Pets & Animals - 2,017,090 - 3,823 likes (63.4%), 2,206 dislikes (36.6%)
30:00 <Thoth> LEL
33:00 <simba> "LEL"
35:00 <Thoth> Don't act like you haven't LELED
35:00 <bradd_pitts> thts dumb
35:00 <bradd_pitts> what if one of the dogs misses out
37:00 <Thoth> Probably happens often
44:00 <simba> ill never "LEL"
48:00 <Maurice> Serenity are you busy for the next 3 days?
48:00 <Maurice> No? Good, I'll send her to you
48:00 <Maurice> Thanks
49:00 <Serenity> get stuffed
50:00 <Maurice> Damn you
50:00 <Mew> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-331709/Husband-accused-womb-robber-believed-baby-hers.html
50:00 <Mew> yowie power
51:00 <MusiciaN> its like thunder, lightning, the weather here is frightning
52:00 <MusiciaN> that was a bowie reference for the youngsters here
53:00 <Maurice> Whats a bowie
53:00 <bradd_pitts> the way you love me is frighteniiiiingggggg
54:00 <bradd_pitts> u better knockkkk on woooooooooddddd baaaaaaby oooooooooooooooooooooooh ohoo oo oo oooo ooooooooooo
56:00 <Serenity> heyyyyyy guuuurlllll
08:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SeumpXGWnU
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wu-Tang Clan - The City (Aug 13, 2010) 4:23 - Category: Music - 229,359 - 1,063 likes (99.1%), dislikes (0.9%)
08:00 <slinky_J> uno the WU Bastardly_One?
08:00 <slinky_J> you gotta be a fan
09:00 <slinky_J> no  measure about   it
09:00 <slinky_J> guy ur age was old as them at the time 36 chambers came out
10:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, a bit 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> not fanaticial or anything
10:00 <MusiciaN> would you live there b1
10:00 <MusiciaN> in the cliff house
11:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
11:00 <Bastardly_One> not for the height issue
11:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=753012141430913
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd think it was gonna fall down on me one day
11:00 <Serenity> damn hippies
13:00 <MusiciaN> lol, you can just hear the thoughts of the person taking the video
13:00 <MusiciaN> zomg look at these drugged up hippies
13:00 <Bastardly_One> drugs are bad
13:00 <MusiciaN> drugs are awesome
13:00 <slinky_J> fk yea man
13:00 <slinky_J> b1
13:00 <MusiciaN> that video makes me want to take my shirt of and do some shrooms
13:00 <Serenity> imagine whats going on in their minds right at that moment
13:00 <slinky_J> it's hard being from the oldschool
14:00 <slinky_J> ahah
14:00 <slinky_J> i mean
14:00 <slinky_J> sezz n me
14:00 <slinky_J> we used to fist fight with knives irl about scream
14:00 <slinky_J> bitch gave me a manypussy.
14:00 <MusiciaN> i think you're on drugs right now slinky
15:00 <slinky_J> im just happy man
15:00 <MusiciaN> and not making any sense
15:00 <slinky_J> dont say im on drugs man i dont do drugs
16:00 <slinky_J> i wont appologise for feeling jovial as fuck right now dude.
16:00 <slinky_J> i aint Bastardly_One.
16:00 <slinky_J> you were gonna fuck me over before MusiciaN
16:00 <slinky_J> you mean puppy
16:00 <Thoth> that cliff house would be really cool in a storm
17:00 <slinky_J> i wouldnt let some fucker i dont know steal my fucking shit
17:00 <slinky_J> im not that dumb MusiciaN
17:00 <MusiciaN> steal what
17:00 <slinky_J> remote access
18:00 <slinky_J> my pc
18:00 <slinky_J> it was a fun conversation
18:00 <Serenity> goodnight mel
18:00 <MusiciaN> i access peoples computers all the time, it's my work
18:00 <Serenity> goodnight melb
18:00 <Bastardly_One> night Serenity
18:00 <MusiciaN> i don't think there was anything very special on your computer dude
18:00 <slinky_J> waigt
19:00 <slinky_J> wait
19:00 <slinky_J> you were legit going to help me?
19:00 <slinky_J> i thouoght you were Element or something
19:00 <MusiciaN> i was only going to see if you had the best settings for connection in your modem
19:00 <slower> hmmm 
19:00 <MusiciaN> i really don't mind spending 2 minutes to help somebody lol
19:00 <slinky_J> oh
20:00 <slinky_J> hah
20:00 <slinky_J> no shit
20:00 <slower> not wise slinky_J
20:00 <slinky_J> i srsly thought the intention
20:00 <slinky_J> was bad
20:00 <slinky_J> like it would be with Element.
20:00 <slinky_J> can't trust niggas.
20:00 <MusiciaN> lol
20:00 <slinky_J> my bad I guess
20:00 <slinky_J> im sorry dude.
21:00 <MusiciaN> i really don't mind
21:00 <slinky_J> i do
21:00 <slinky_J> i don't like offending people
21:00 <slinky_J> cept for some
22:00 <slinky_J> Serenity said goodnight mel, who is mel
23:00 <slinky_J> not my mel?
23:00 <MusiciaN> i...... don't know
23:00 <Maurice> She meant melb which she clearly said afterwards
23:00 <MusiciaN> wb nerdygirl
23:00 <Thoth> Tits or gtfo
24:00 <slinky_J> omglob
24:00 <slinky_J> i just want to know
25:00 <slinky_J> has mel n johninnygoat really flipped out?
25:00 <slinky_J> he always was a fat flat fuck.
25:00 <slinky_J> first girl he sees he falls for n shit that will have him
26:00 <Thoth> Fine. I'll make my own sandwich
26:00 <slinky_J> naw soz
26:00 <slinky_J> id make u a flintstone one but you hate jurassic park.
27:00 <MusiciaN> dino sandwich?
28:00 <Thoth> I don't trust Jurassic Park enthusiasts to handle food anyway
29:00 <slinky_J> haha
29:00 <slinky_J> poor dino
29:00 <slinky_J> what about um
29:00 <slinky_J> skippy
29:00 <slinky_J> wtf was the other one
29:00 <Thoth> I always check for that at McDonalds
29:00 <slinky_J> Thoth I aint a fucken enthusiast
29:00 <MusiciaN> females under 18 voted jurassic park higher than any other demographic
29:00 <slinky_J> check your shit at the fucken door man
30:00 <slinky_J> some of us
30:00 <MusiciaN> isn't that weird
30:00 <slinky_J> just want to see another dinosaur movie
30:00 <Thoth> Musician you pedo
30:00 <slinky_J> what's wrong with that Thoth
30:00 <slinky_J> you want what?
30:00 <slinky_J> you're a fucken troll  man
31:00 <slinky_J> nobody listens to trolls my friend
31:00 <slinky_J> and Jurassic World
31:00 <Thoth> What's a troll?
31:00 <slinky_J> is gonna blow
31:00 <slinky_J> you.
31:00 <slinky_J> just you, right now.
32:00 <MusiciaN> trolling is when you lure fish of the back of a moving boat
32:00 <slinky_J> you're that guy that if the princess bride didnt have a sequel
32:00 <Thoth> I thought I was a nigger
32:00 <slinky_J> you feel so shit for the next tenty seven years
32:00 <slinky_J> I thought you were just a troll.
33:00 <slinky_J> I never saw you on irc before
33:00 <slinky_J> can't fake being such a faggot.
33:00 <Thoth> Hey handsome
34:00 <slinky_J> dont talk like thestig
34:00 <slinky_J> Element been recruiting assholes lately?
34:00 <Thoth> Element = The CIA
34:00 <slinky_J> nah
34:00 <slinky_J> ELement
35:00 <slinky_J> own ur ass.
35:00 <slinky_J> it's EL btw
35:00 <slinky_J> spanish
35:00 <Thoth> They're coming for you
35:00 <slinky_J> for 'THE'
35:00 <slinky_J> naw i dont think so
35:00 <slinky_J> he's my mate.
35:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
36:00 <slinky_J> laughin like crazy
36:00 <slinky_J> uno  a certain type of laugh Thoth
36:00 <slinky_J> go from laughing to laughing?
36:00 <Thoth> That awkward moment when you allegod
36:00 <Thoth> err
36:00 <slinky_J> that moment when
37:00 <slinky_J> ur girl is asleep
37:00 <Thoth> i cbf fimoshing that
37:00 <slinky_J> and u still cant go to bed
37:00 <slinky_J> ur case
37:00 <slinky_J> ur num
37:00 <Thoth> ur nigger
37:00 <slinky_J> give me more
37:00 <slinky_J> fk you loser
37:00 <slinky_J> who the fuck are you?
37:00 <Thoth> fag. you like that
38:00 <slinky_J> A Fag Flag
38:00 <slinky_J> betchyouare
38:00 <slinky_J> I'm bi bro
38:00 <slinky_J> let's have it off man.
38:00 <Thoth> I would ask who the fuck are you
38:00 <slinky_J> come over
38:00 <slinky_J> me you
38:00 <slinky_J> hot girl
38:00 <slinky_J> i mean hot..
38:00 <slinky_J> loves to watch too
39:00 <Thoth> Except weve already estsblished yer a loser
39:00 <slinky_J> name is Lioni
39:00 <slinky_J> bro
39:00 <slinky_J> calm
39:00 <slinky_J> you wana go bi
39:00 <slinky_J> and shit
39:00 <slinky_J> and fuck with me and this girl
39:00 <slinky_J> let's do it!!
39:00 <Thoth> okay whats your address
39:00 <slinky_J> i want the AA+
40:00 <slinky_J> no no
40:00 <slinky_J> it's never where you live 
40:00 <slinky_J> it's hotel room
40:00 <slinky_J> if ur down get in queue
40:00 <slinky_J> n fk yea :P :P
40:00 <Thoth> lamb
41:00 <slinky_J> nono
41:00 <slinky_J> a lot of ppl are actual faggots uno
41:00 <slinky_J> so u cant record that shit
41:00 <slinky_J> im not sayin lamb
41:00 <slinky_J> what's worse?
41:00 <Thoth> Your talking?
42:00 <slinky_J> got some rules
42:00 <slinky_J> four seasons
42:00 <slinky_J> in melb
42:00 <slinky_J> uno it?
42:00 <slinky_J> china town is right there dude
42:00 <Thoth> Sure why not
42:00 <slinky_J> okay
42:00 <slinky_J> now we
42:00 <MusiciaN> i look away from the screen for 2 seconds
42:00 <slinky_J> are talkin'
43:00 <MusiciaN> and you're arranging an angry sex orgy
43:00 <MusiciaN> sheesh
43:00 <slinky_J> Thoth
43:00 <slinky_J> you got anything against Maoris?
43:00 <slinky_J> uno
43:00 <Thoth> Im just trolling. Dont tell slink
43:00 <slinky_J> that sucks
43:00 <Thoth> Yea theyre black cunts
44:00 <slinky_J> yer
44:00 <slinky_J> Mongrels
44:00 <slinky_J> cool man
44:00 <slinky_J> have a nice night dude.
44:00 <slinky_J> u suck
44:00 <Thoth> ....
44:00 <Thoth> okay
44:00 <slinky_J> woulda been a nice party
45:00 <Thoth> Im sure
45:00 <slinky_J> since i go back from here to adel tomoz
45:00 <slinky_J> :(
47:00 <MusiciaN> where in adel?
48:00 <simba> _O)O_
50:00 <slinky_J> hindmarsh man
50:00 <slinky_J> u in adel MusiciaN
50:00 <slinky_J> ?
50:00 <MusiciaN> victor harbor
51:00 <slinky_J> oh no shit!
51:00 <slinky_J> u least got good fishing there
51:00 <slinky_J> id say come up sometime and see me and simba
51:00 <slinky_J> but there's a weakness, everywhere.
52:00 <slinky_J> simba, i probably rounded myself off 
52:00 <slinky_J> i got maori mates in vic
52:00 <slinky_J> this skinny ass cunt ben lol
52:00 <MusiciaN> ah huh
53:00 <Thoth> slinky_J: you should've said earlier man. I'll stab my voodoo doll with some syringes so I can magically appear in melbourne as a single homosexual who's willing to have sexual encounters with a mouri whom I know as an annoying person from irc with a concerning touch of retardation
53:00 <slinky_J> only him and his family
53:00 <slinky_J> like
53:00 <slinky_J> his mrs and kids i mean
53:00 <slinky_J> Thoth, stab that doll
53:00 <slinky_J> crazy fucker.
54:00 <Thoth> Which prison in adelaide are you going to?
54:00 <slinky_J> ill tell you where i live
54:00 <slinky_J> if you want
54:00 <slinky_J> if it shuts you up
54:00 <MusiciaN> prisons in pt augusta
54:00 <slinky_J> id hate that hey MusiciaN
54:00 <slinky_J> that shit is fucked.
54:00 <slinky_J> lol
55:00 <slinky_J> ppl think yattala is bad
55:00 <MusiciaN> eh, at least it gets them out of adelaide
55:00 <MusiciaN> they always stay in pt augusta cause they can't afford to get back
55:00 <slinky_J> true
55:00 <slinky_J> it has expaned
55:00 <slinky_J> will continue to
55:00 <slinky_J> they say we're the murder capital
56:00 <slinky_J> I do not believe that.
56:00 <MusiciaN> lol adelaide?
56:00 <slinky_J> lol yer man
56:00 <slinky_J> murder capital
56:00 <slinky_J> no way
56:00 <MusiciaN> yeah right...
56:00 <slinky_J> people go missing all the time, everywhere..
56:00 <MusiciaN> well i live in victor so who cares
56:00 <slinky_J> murder though no way
56:00 <slinky_J> same shit
56:00 <slinky_J> it's S.A.
57:00 <slinky_J> it's a safe state
57:00 <slinky_J> man u life there
57:00 <slinky_J> u go fishing?
57:00 <MusiciaN> i'd like to actually
57:00 <slinky_J> cause, guy i talked to one of my best mates Sash
57:00 <slinky_J> yer?
57:00 <MusiciaN> i don't know where to do
57:00 <slinky_J> man
57:00 <MusiciaN> where to go
57:00 <MusiciaN> rather
57:00 <slinky_J> talkin to u
58:00 <slinky_J> i talked to him on the fone
58:00 <slinky_J> gonna see him today
58:00 <slinky_J> been fishin with him
58:00 <slinky_J> he builds pcs man
58:00 <slinky_J> i put 2 n 2 together
58:00 <slinky_J> um
58:00 <slinky_J> pm
58:00 <slinky_J> not this
58:00 <slinky_J> oh lol
00:00 <Thoth> I send you a generous serving of egg farts
01:00 <slinky_J> cool man
01:00 <slinky_J> all my relatives are dead Thoth
02:00 <slinky_J> cept my mum.
02:00 <Thoth> Why did you do it?
02:00 <slinky_J> and she's a hard bitch.
02:00 <slinky_J> do what
02:00 <slinky_J> :P
03:00 <milk> you putting buns in the oven?
15:00 <Student> ZzzzzZZZzzZZZzzzz
16:00 <slinky_J> WAIT
17:00 <slinky_J> WAIT
17:00 <slinky_J> tHERE WAS hOTH
17:00 <slinky_J> that was a good movie..
17:00 <Student> nice boobies but where are the nippies? 
17:00 <Student> weight , weight , weight 
17:00 <slinky_J> oh shit
21:00 <slinky_J> omg
22:00 <Student> no food?
39:00 <simba> 4:1)
41:00 <Saemon> omg
41:00 <Saemon> just had the bestest orgasm ever
41:00 <slinky_J> Oh ma glob
41:00 <slinky_J> i heard
41:00 <slinky_J> A heard.
41:00 <Saemon> havent wanked for 1 and a half weeks straight lol
41:00 <slinky_J> moo
41:00 <slinky_J> sima
41:00 <slinky_J> SIMA SIMA
41:00 <slinky_J> *dies*
43:00 <slinky_J> Saemon can you imagine dude if a heard of simas had to be told
43:00 <slinky_J> DON'T PM ME
43:00 <slinky_J> Simbe be mad, simba be good simba just goes to sleep.
45:00 <Student> OO la la 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
32:00 <Saemon> sierra hotel india echo lima delta
32:00 <Saemon> SHIELD.
32:00 <Saemon> daaaa naaaa, naaa naaa, 
32:00 <Student> what?
32:00 <Saemon> naaaah naaaaah, naaaaaaa naaaaaaaah
33:00 <Saemon> Student i put it to you that your father was a poofter
33:00 <Student> pfftt
33:00 <Saemon> i have just insulted your father
33:00 <Saemon> are you going to defend his name and honor?
34:00 <Student> can i? over irc?
34:00 <Saemon> yes
34:00 <Student> i seriously doubt that 
35:00 <Saemon> give a retort in his name
40:00 <slinky_J> Saemon
40:00 <slinky_J> b1 was he right about you
40:00 <slinky_J> he pointed out that you're a shit that knows nobody
40:00 <slinky_J> or is b1
41:00 <slinky_J> is Bastardly_One a shit that knows nobody
41:00 <slinky_J> ?
41:00 <slinky_J> i think b1 knows nobody.
42:00 <slinky_J> who has Saemon's back?
42:00 <slinky_J> ke
42:00 <slinky_J> Bastardly_One talk to me dude
44:00 <slinky_J> b1 never hit anything that wasnt a pipe
44:00 <slinky_J> LO
02:00 <simba> cum
02:00 <simba> lol
02:00 <simba> slinky_J teh convo stoppa
02:00 <simba> 0,4*****LIVERPOOL FC*****5 TIMES***** 4,0 *****LIVERPOOL FC*****5 TIMES***** 0,4*****LIVERPOOL FC*****5 TIMES*****
02:00 <simba> 10,1PAFC1,0 1870 1,10PAFC0,1 1870 10,1PAFC1,0 1870 1,10PAFC0,1 1870
08:00 <slinky_J> nah man
08:00 <slinky_J> im dissin Saemon in pm
08:00 <slinky_J> LOL
08:00 <slinky_J> for ages
08:00 <slinky_J> its fun hahahahaha
08:00 <Saemon> riiight.
08:00 <slinky_J> shh Dorothy
08:00 <Saemon> you're just unstable and weird now
08:00 <slinky_J> ilu
08:00 <Saemon> lol
09:00 <slinky_J> LOL!!!!!!
09:00 <slinky_J> souvlaki man mm
11:00 <simba> mMmm
11:00 <slinky_J> fkn hell
11:00 <slinky_J> simba did u meat Sasha?
11:00 <slinky_J> sash
11:00 <slinky_J> ?
11:00 <slinky_J> lol meet*
12:00 <slinky_J> last night he's like you have to copy everything
12:00 <slinky_J> so im doin it, takin forever
12:00 <slinky_J> so he can come n wipe the laptop today
12:00 <slinky_J> hes likes hell be up around 8 n around 11
12:00 <slinky_J> ace! this wont stop till about 11am! lol
13:00 <slinky_J> still got all movies to copy :(
14:00 <simba> :(
14:00 <simba> 4:1)
15:00 <simba> :)
15:00 <simba> 4:1)
18:00 <simba> bye
19:00 <slinky_J> this is taking forever
19:00 <slinky_J> bye babes
19:00 <slinky_J> i miss u
19:00 <slinky_J> damn simbas gf is hot.
20:00 <Student> what the fuck you are about?
20:00 <Student> pics?
32:00 <slinky_J> NO
32:00 <slinky_J> my mum is not for sale
38:00 <Bastardly_One> so many lines
38:00 <Bastardly_One> so little time
43:00 <Student> your mum is simba's gf?
43:00 <Student> what a looser 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> *loser
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you loser
44:00 <Student> Loo Ser
47:00 <slinky_J> finally broke Saemon
47:00 <slinky_J> didnt take much
47:00 <slinky_J> sup b1
48:00 <slinky_J> sorry i had to give you so much shit
56:00 <Skirmish> Interesting morning.  Mosque sells "ISIS" flag at auction .... in Sydney. 
57:00 <MusiciaN> that's one way to raise money
58:00 <Skirmish> Their stance in defense of it is "This is a religious icon that has been hijacked by ISIS."  
58:00 <MusiciaN> i bet everybody who bid has had their visa's revoked by now lol
59:00 <MusiciaN> "hijacked" huh
59:00 <Skirmish> 15yo kid put video of it being auctioned off on his instagram account later posted a picture of the "flag of jihad" and has drawn attention to the radicalisation of young Australian muslims. 
59:00 <MusiciaN> it's a religion of death i think it fits isis nicely
00:00 <Skirmish> Fred Nile has come out and said "Yes, it is a religious icon, but we haven't seen it flown as a flag outside mosques prior to ISIS coming on the scene, and we haven't seen it widely used.  All of a sudden you're auctioning it off to raise money?" 
00:00 <Skirmish> Interesting morning.  Great source of material for my assessments lol
02:00 <MusiciaN> and who is fred nile
03:00 <Skirmish> Represents christianity to a point in Australia.  I believe he is leader of a political party to do with Christianity.  Would need to google. 
04:00 <Skirmish> He's basically come out and called bullshit on their defence and in return a muslim rep has argued that the KKK hijacked the cross as a sign of their belief and this hijacking of this symbol ISIS use is a similar situation. 
06:00 <MusiciaN> yeah i googled it
06:00 <MusiciaN> a party called, NSW Christian Democrat MP Fred Nile
07:00 <MusiciaN> such a creative name...
07:00 <Skirmish> My computer is running disgustingly slow. 
08:00 <MusiciaN> if its suddenly slower than usual
08:00 <MusiciaN> it's probably doing a scheduled virus scan
11:00 <Skirmish> lol I'm not a noob.  Nothing happens on my PC unless I tell it to happen.  
11:00 <Skirmish> It's a 4yo pc ... I should expect it to start slowing down I suppose. 
11:00 <Skirmish> moo: os: Microsoft Windows 8.1 Pro - (6.3.9600) up: 21mins 45secs cpu: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7 CPU 950 @ 3.07GHz (x64) at 3060MHz (1% Load) gfx: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 480 1.5GB res: 1920x1080 32bit 60Hz ram: 2271/12286.5MB (18.48%) [||--------] hdd: C:\ 249.62GB/465.76GB D:\ 394.56GB/465.76GB F:\ 55.42GB/55.8GB net: Realtek PCIe GBE Family Controller - 0MB/s 0B In 0B Out
12:00 <MusiciaN> geez settle grettle, it is possible to overlook such things
12:00 <Skirmish> lol there is a guy on the radio talking about how he doesn't need medication to control the voices in his head because he just doesn't talk to them. 
12:00 <MusiciaN> maybe you just installed a new virus scanner or something
13:00 <MusiciaN> well that seems fair enough
13:00 <Skirmish> Must be Loof. 
13:00 <MusiciaN> the voices in my head never give me a problem
15:00 <MusiciaN> the mobo might be wearing out i guess
15:00 <Skirmish> lol Politics today.  James Ashby asked Chris Pyne for advice about Peter Slipper situation ... Chris Pyne promised him a lawyer and a political job. 
15:00 <MusiciaN> i've never had any problems with gigabyte boards
15:00 <Skirmish> Tony Abbott one year on ... "I have not broken any election promises". 
15:00 <Skirmish> The man is deluded. 
16:00 <MusiciaN> what election promise has he broken
16:00 <MusiciaN> i don't get it
16:00 <Skirmish> Said there would be no negative impact on super.  Broke that last week in his deal with Palmer. 
17:00 <MusiciaN> no negative effect reguarding what
17:00 <Skirmish> Our standing with it.
17:00 <MusiciaN> sorry i don't keep up with the news
17:00 <MusiciaN> what do you mean our standing with it
18:00 <Skirmish> Ok here we go.  Election promises failed.  Repeal of Section 18c of the Racial Discrimination Act.  One. 
18:00 <Skirmish> No tax increases. Fail.
18:00 <Skirmish> No medicare local closures. Fail. 
18:00 <Skirmish> No cuts to SBS or ABC. Fail. 
19:00 <Skirmish> http://www.abc.net.au/news/factcheck/promisetracker/
20:00 <MusiciaN> ohhh, so nothing i care about
20:00 <MusiciaN> lol
20:00 <Skirmish> Do you work? 
21:00 <MusiciaN> no i do not
21:00 <MusiciaN> nore do i watch free to air
21:00 <MusiciaN> or do anything not online, that can be done online
22:00 <Skirmish> I need to keep Clive Palmer off the Tim Tams so I can keep him alive long enough to keep mentoring me.  <-------- lol Jacqui Lambie quote. 
22:00 <MusiciaN> lol
24:00 <MusiciaN> i wish they would stop all face to face interactions in every single business or goverment department everywhere
24:00 <MusiciaN> and just have staff monitoring self serve stations
24:00 <MusiciaN> it would be a glorious, glorious world
24:00 <Skirmish> I enjoyed a bit of facebook anarchy last night. A page I follow put up a group of meme basically making fun of the Anti Vaccination stance.  So many anti's came out of the woodwork to abuse the page admin. 
25:00 <MusiciaN> lol!
25:00 <MusiciaN> nice
25:00 <Skirmish> Go to Caltex servos.  You can pay at the bowser. 
25:00 <MusiciaN> paying at the bowser or not isn't that big of a deal
25:00 <MusiciaN> you just walk inside and tap your card and walk out
25:00 <MusiciaN> thats my exercise for the day
25:00 <MusiciaN> lol
25:00 <Skirmish> Why not do it at the bowser?
26:00 <Skirmish> You can tap your card there. 
26:00 <MusiciaN> oh i live in a very small town, caltex is like 10% more expensive
26:00 <Skirmish> It's often one of the cheapest in my area. 
27:00 <Skirmish> I generally don't shop around for fuel. 
27:00 <MusiciaN> yeah, it's like 15-20c different to adel
27:00 <MusiciaN> we only have 3 servo's
27:00 <MusiciaN> it's not that hard to shop around lol
27:00 <Skirmish> 15-20c difference between servos? 
27:00 <Skirmish> Really?
28:00 <MusiciaN> nah it's 5c diff between servo's, that diff is adelaide compared to here
28:00 <MusiciaN> in the big smoke it's a lot cheaper
31:00 <Skirmish> I notice it is suddenly being noted that Facebook auto playing videos is fucking with peoples data limits on their mobile. 
32:00 <MusiciaN> well they should get flashblock
33:00 <Skirmish> Or turn it off. 
35:00 <Skirmish> Liberals used to always make a point of how many overseas flights Kevin Rudd had in his first year as PM.  
35:00 <Skirmish> Abbott has matched him at 11 overseas trips in the first year.  
35:00 <BlackDevil> spiders
35:00 <BlackDevil> have 4 legs
35:00 <Skirmish> 4 arms? 
37:00 <Skirmish> I would pay money to subscribe to a news website that did not put Miley Cyrus in the news ever. 
39:00 <Skirmish> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/taste-testing-the-weirdest-japanese-kit-kat-of-them-all/story-fneuz8zj-1227050736733
42:00 <Skirmish> A printing I will go, a printing I will go, hi hey the filthy ho a printing I will go.
45:00 <{LeE}> O_o oook then 
46:00 <BlackDevil> my pee in red lee
46:00 <{LeE}> :/ do u speak eniglish ???
47:00 <BlackDevil> Lee. I went to the bathroom to releave myself.
48:00 <{LeE}> and i need to know why ?
48:00 <BlackDevil> It turned out my urine is a color of red shade
48:00 <{LeE}> oh well
48:00 <BlackDevil> Fix it
48:00 <{LeE}> I'm not a doctor 
49:00 <MusiciaN> you probably ate something red
49:00 <{LeE}> too much red wine
49:00 <BlackDevil> lee, element wants to know if you two are going to hook up? <ZAB-999> ask her about sucking my cock
49:00 <MusiciaN> blood comes out brown/rusty
49:00 <Skirmish> If your pee is red you should visit your doctor. 
49:00 <{LeE}> BlackDevil that will never happen 
50:00 <Skirmish> Lee is too busy being knocked up.
50:00 <MusiciaN> should have stuck to sucking it
50:00 <{LeE}> im too busy plannign my wedding to be honest 
51:00 <{LeE}> errrrrrr fucking planning even
51:00 <MusiciaN> you make it sound like, if you weren't planning a wedding you'd be sucking his cock
51:00 <{LeE}> MusiciaN never in a million yrs 
51:00 <milk> http://www.usafoods.com.au/
51:00 <milk> http://www.japanfoods.com.au/
51:00 <MusiciaN> well i can't comment, i haven't seen the cock in question
52:00 <Skirmish> What is your budget Lee?  My wedding is going to cost me less than $10k
52:00 <{LeE}> lol MusiciaN
52:00 <BlackDevil> lol lee getting married to cumiva?
52:00 <{LeE}> BlackDevil never
52:00 <MusiciaN> my wedding cost me about $200
52:00 <BlackDevil> you told joal?
52:00 <{LeE}> i dont have a buget 
52:00 <{LeE}> BlackDevil?? why would i even talk to him 
52:00 <BlackDevil> her state gives her a budget
52:00 <{LeE}> are u that stupid
53:00 <BlackDevil> because you were that person is touch that greasy guy
53:00 <milk> http://www.usafoods.com.au/Breakfast/Toastem-Pop-Ups
53:00 <Skirmish> You don't have a limit to how much you can spend Lee?
53:00 <BlackDevil> last person
53:00 <Skirmish> Are your parents loaded?
53:00 <{LeE}> dude that was like so start of last yr 
53:00 <{LeE}> Skirmish no
53:00 <{LeE}> and no
54:00 <psYbR> just chuck it on the GE card m8
54:00 <psYbR> kids can pay it off when we die at 35 from heavy smoking
54:00 <{LeE}> ???
55:00 <{LeE}> O_o wtf 
55:00 <psYbR> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand wrong channel
55:00 <psYbR> ignore ^
55:00 <{LeE}> lols
56:00 <{LeE}> smokes are gross
56:00 <psYbR> ikr
56:00 <{LeE}> yerp
56:00 <Skirmish> So who is paying for your wedding Lee?  Your future husband is loaded?
56:00 <Serenity> [8:51am] <Skirmish> What is your budget Lee? My wedding is going to cost me less than $10k
56:00 <{LeE}> Skirmish im only planning atm n why would i get my parents to pay for something i want 
56:00 <Serenity> ours was 7 but ours was also super tiny
57:00 <{LeE}> sounds selfish 
57:00 <Skirmish> Lee: It's tradition that the girls parents pay for the wedding.  I was just asking ... 
57:00 <{LeE}> oh ok
58:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: I would love that price!  I can't convince Kayla to remove more people from the invite list though. 
58:00 <Skirmish> She is inviting relos that haven't even made an effort to speak to her or visit in the time we've been together.  Why the fuck do I want to pay or those assholes to party and eat with me? 
58:00 <Serenity> yeah we didnt have guests as such just immediate family
58:00 <Serenity> im not paying for people i dont see to get free food
59:00 <Skirmish> That is what I wanted.  Immediate family and close friends that you are in touch with regularly.
59:00 <{LeE}> Serenity i'll be doing the same 
59:00 <Serenity> i wanted a registry office but then we decided to do it in kings park which really was lovely
00:00 <{LeE}> awesome
00:00 <Skirmish> She was inviting one guy that tried to break us up!  I said no, and she says "But he is a friend".  Told her to fuck the wedding up her bum bum if she thinks I was going to be ok with him coming.  She doesn't even talk to him anymore!!!!!
00:00 <Serenity> lol wtf
00:00 <Serenity> why would she do that
00:00 <{LeE}> lol wtf 
00:00 <Skirmish> She was worried about what he would say on facebook when he realised he wasn't invited.  He's a homo *literally*. 
00:00 <Serenity> that would be like inviting me to your wedding.. i mean im fabulous but its just not appropriate :P
00:00 <{LeE}> :/
01:00 <Skirmish> We had to sit down and have a serious chat about how little I care about how people we do not invite feel.
01:00 <Serenity> lol facebook
01:00 <Serenity> girl needs priorities
01:00 <{LeE}> ^5 Serenity
01:00 <BlackDevil> Woman claims spaghetti strainer as religious headwear in driver's license photo http://pic.twitter.com/DvXsuZgtRd
01:00 <Doodle> [10:59] <Serenity> i wanted a registry office but then we decided to do it in kings park which really was lovely <- filth
01:00 <Skirmish> Well she is still planning on getting married so she is on board now.  Because the other alternative was to cancel it and lose the deposits. 
02:00 <Thoth> Beat their facebook actions, by posting about it, specifically naming the people you didn't invite
02:00 <Skirmish> We were looking at wedding bands on Thursday. I had to laugh at the chick at the jewellers and how little she wanted to help when I explained the wedding was nearly a year away and I was just looking at the moment. 
03:00 <Skirmish> Congrats!  You have just convinced me to not come back to your store when I am ready to buy. 
03:00 <Skirmish> lol @ whingers on the radio complaining about road side speed cameras.  
03:00 <Serenity> lol doodle!
04:00 <Skirmish> Here's a hot tip fuckers ... STOP SPEEDING PAST THEM!!
04:00 <Skirmish> "They are revenue raisers"  Yes, yes they are.  Why? Because idiots speed past them. 
04:00 <BlackDevil> Lee is going to invite Serenity
04:00 <{LeE}> am i 
05:00 <Thoth> Apparently complying with law to benefit the safety of the community is too much to ask, Skirmish
05:00 <{LeE}> O_o
05:00 <Serenity> hes a fucking freak lee ignore him
05:00 <Thoth> Apparently its just a "money grab" at stupid poor people
05:00 <BlackDevil> should be a lesbian wedding
05:00 <{LeE}> i know Serenity
05:00 <{LeE}> lols
05:00 <Skirmish> Thoth: Obviously. 
06:00 <Skirmish> "It's a police state"  WELL THE CUNTS WOULD HAVE NOTHING TO DO IF YOU STOPPED BREAKING THE FUCKING LAW YOU DUMB FUCKWITS!!
06:00 <Serenity> i watched a cop driving behind someone who was speeding in a school zone this morning and do nothing about it
06:00 <Serenity> useless cunts
06:00 <Thoth> My favourite is "police have nothing better to do [than to come after me]"
06:00 <Thoth> Yea, because you're scum
07:00 <Serenity> well cops just dont go after innocent people
07:00 <Serenity> if you werent a shifty cunt.. then you wouldnt have the cops after you
07:00 <Skirmish> "Why aren't you out solving murders or something"  Well if you stop breaking the law, then they could devote more time to that.  By the way ... how often do murders happen in your area do you think?
07:00 <BlackDevil> <ZAB-999> joal is going to be a bridesmaid
07:00 <Skirmish> lol
08:00 <Thoth> I reckon it'd be kind of alright working in highway patrol
08:00 <Thoth> Every prick you pull over abuses you
08:00 <Thoth> I'd just lol
08:00 <Serenity> element would never spell joel like that BlackDevil
08:00 <Serenity> your trolling is lame
08:00 <BlackDevil> trolling is lame
09:00 <Skirmish> "They put a speed camera on a hill and I keep getting fined because as I roll down the hill I go over the limit".  BRAKES ... USE THEM. 
09:00 <Thoth> Serenity: apparently I am element, or so I was told by slinky_J
09:00 <Thoth> who the fuck is element anyways?
09:00 <Serenity> i wonder if the people who say that about murders realise that police have dedicated departments working on that
09:00 <Serenity> street patrols dont solve murders.
09:00 <Serenity> a really cool guy Thoth
09:00 <Skirmish> Panda a.k.a Slinky doesn't even know who he is on most days Thoth.  Don't worry about anything he says. 
10:00 <Thoth> Serenity: nah you got it all wrong. General duties are all detectives of homocide
10:00 <BlackDevil> element is an IRC hero
10:00 <Thoth> Makes total sense
10:00 <Thoth> Even if they don't have detective in their rank
10:00 <Serenity> BlackDevil is obsessed with element
10:00 <Serenity> i think he wants the D
10:00 <BlackDevil> i am
10:00 <BlackDevil> were lovers
10:00 <BlackDevil> we make pies together
10:00 <Skirmish> I cut the springs on my lancer and the cops defected me.  It's bullshit, why aren't they solving rapes and murders instead of worrying about my lancer with drastically unstable handling characteristics driving on public roads. 
11:00 <BlackDevil> and sell them at the local farmers market
11:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: probably something to do with the risk of faulty suspension leading to loss of control, perhaps at the expense of lives
11:00 <Thoth> Might be solving murders eh
12:00 <Skirmish> lol guy on the radio says "I read the Koran". The radio guy says "Really?  Front to back?"  Guy says "No, I flicked through the pages and read little bits as I went".   Well ... you haven't read the Koran then dickhead.   
12:00 <Thoth> Why do people modify their cars so they're unregisterable anyway? Is it really that hard to own a car that is compliant?
13:00 <Skirmish> Thoth: Police being proactive is such a downer to people that just want to have fun without having considered consequences to their moronic actions.
13:00 <Thoth> They have plenty of money for mods, but none to pay the fines
13:00 <Snage> if you modidy your car illegially you get what you deserve
13:00 <Skirmish> That Doodle guy is a car modder.  Such a hoon.  He does burn outs in the turning circle at the Emergency Ward of his local hospital.
14:00 <psYbR> good place to do it for when you fuck up and get hurt
14:00 <Thoth> heh...
14:00 <Thoth> I see people like this injure themselves daily from their stupidity
14:00 <Pyro-> yeah, because actually waiting for an ambulance is a death risk
15:00 <Skirmish> A while back someone drive themselves to hospital for help and drove through the front glass doors to the emergency ward.  They screamed for help and got upset when people didn't run to help them. They ran to help the woman pinned under the front of the car. 
15:00 <Doodle> not all modified car owners drive like dickheads
15:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: lol I was just stirring. I know you are one of the sensible ones. 
15:00 <Serenity> thats a filthy lie
15:00 <Serenity> doodle is the worst
15:00 <Thoth> Yet I suggest things like decriminalisng base jumping, because it promotes a healthy lifestyle and regulation could promote safe jumping... but no, NEVER! Because if I injure myself the stupid poor people don't want the tax dollars they don't contribute, to pay for it
16:00 <Skirmish> I was trying to be nice to at least one person on irc!! 
16:00 <Skirmish> I can't make people believe Slinky and B1 is right and I just take shots at everyone!!
17:00 <Doodle> base jumping promotes a healthy lifestyle?
17:00 <Pyro-> here in ipswich has a high level of hoons.. not in properly modded cars, just in shitbox commodores .. but we actually have the best area for legal hooning with willowbank dragway and queensland raceway just up the road that have plenty of public track days
17:00 <Doodle> you only have to jump, its not like you have to be fit
17:00 <Thoth> Show me a fat base jumper
17:00 <Serenity> being active i assume
17:00 <Skirmish> I want to become a politician and get on the news and be a breath of fresh air.  "No, we will not be removing speed cameras from the side of roads.  If anything, we will be increasing them.  Yes they raise massive amounts of money for the government and they do this because people are fucking idiots and speed past them." 
17:00 <Thoth> There is more than just jumping involved
18:00 <Skirmish> I would create a fan page for a politician like that. 
18:00 <Pyro-> yeah, like climbing to the top in the first place
18:00 <Skirmish> I encourage base jumping.  It's darwinism in action. 
18:00 <Pyro-> unless you've got access to a helicopter
18:00 <Thoth> Pyro-: with all your heavy para gear too
19:00 <Skirmish> I encourage anything that is moronic that does not hurt innocent people but could potentially kill her person doing it. 
19:00 <Skirmish> Social Darwinism rocks.
19:00 <Skirmish> her person ..... stupid tumor.  the person*
19:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: ever been skydiving?
20:00 <Skirmish> Nope. Never interested me. 
20:00 <Doodle> fucking hell
20:00 <Serenity> doodles favourite sport
20:00 <Serenity> lol
20:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: well when you do, your opinion might be valid
20:00 <Skirmish> Future bro in law is a para in the army.  Seen plenty of videos. 
20:00 <{LeE}> Woot not much washing to wash now :D loving this sun 
20:00 <Doodle> my best mate has done about 400 jumps, skydiving is like surfing for the even stupider
20:00 <Skirmish> I need to skydive before I can have an opinion on it? 
20:00 <Skirmish> How stupid is that statement.
21:00 <Thoth> Well you have no concept of the safety :)
21:00 <Skirmish> Can you imagine how limited a persons ability to have a view or opinion on a topic would be if they had to experience it before they could articulate it? 
21:00 <Serenity> safety where you end up in hospital for a month hey doods
21:00 <Doodle> yeah
22:00 <Doodle> lol
22:00 <Serenity> being a whinging cunt for 6 months
22:00 <Skirmish> Plus, jumping out a plane at 14,000+ feet is a lot different to someone trying to be batman base jumping off a building/cliff. 
22:00 <Thoth> How so? Elaborate
23:00 <Doodle> cos the only thing to hit is the plane?
23:00 <Doodle> and the higher you are the safer you are?
23:00 <BlackDevil> http://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20140905/640/funny_picdump_769_640_17.jpg
23:00 <Doodle> any skydiver knows that
23:00 <Thoth> HEH
23:00 <Thoth> Hitting the plane is very rare... cause you're normally falling away from it.
23:00 <Doodle> lol my mate has done it twice
23:00 <Doodle> its quote easy to do
23:00 <Doodle> *quite
23:00 <Thoth> Only if the speed of the aircraft pushes you back into the plane
24:00 <Doodle> no
24:00 <Skirmish> Because you have more time to take steps to counter potential problems at 14,000 feet compared to having 5 seconds to pop a chute or reserve shute jumping off a building and reaching that ceiling sooner? 
24:00 <Doodle> if you hit turbulence while you jump out its quite easy to hit the tail
24:00 <Doodle> anyway i dont give a fuck about skydiving enough to argue about it
25:00 <Doodle> i'm going for a wank
25:00 <Pyro-> oh.. didn't even realise it at the time.. steven irwin and peter brock died the same year, only about a week apart
25:00 <Doodle> bbl
25:00 <Thoth> Depends on the aircraft used
25:00 <bert187> we need more death in the news of famous people
25:00 <bert187> hehe
25:00 <Thoth> Recreational skydiving is different from military, its actually safer
25:00 <bert187> If you or someone you know may be at risk of suicide contact Lifeline 13 11 14, beyondblue 1300 22 46 36, or Salvo Care Line 1300 36 36 22.
25:00 <Skirmish> The bro in law came back from America recently having qualified to jump from American planes. They make you perform certain moves whilst you free fall to get the accred. 
26:00 <Pyro-> if i was to get onto any of those things, it'd probably be mantherapy .. dr. brian ironwood rules
27:00 <Skirmish> Thoth: I do risk assessments for a living.  I can assure you the risk assessment for a skydiver would have a lot lower risk appetite to absorb when compared to a base jumper. 
27:00 <bert187> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_outlaw_motorcycle_clubs
27:00 <Skirmish> This is why one can be insured and the other cannot. 
28:00 <bert187> alllllah akbar adhumdulah 
28:00 <ShadowLurker> aww cmon Pyro- didnt you know Thoth is an expert on everything that ever was and ever will be in the history of ever
29:00 <ShadowLurker> shees
29:00 <Skirmish> Did you buy the ISIS flag that was auctioned off at a Sydney Mosque last night bert187? 
29:00 <Thoth> ... in this country due to criminalisation
29:00 <bert187> no Skirmish lol
29:00 <bert187> Gods Army
29:00 <bert187> God always wins
29:00 <BlackDevil> Skirmish http://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20140905/640/grownup_corner_139_640_05.jpg
29:00 <Pyro-> mm.. wasn't me
30:00 <Skirmish> Why was that linked to me?  
31:00 <Skirmish> I love the smell of a freshly cleaned desk using Mr Sheen.
31:00 <Serenity> why does he do anything
31:00 <ShadowLurker> same skirmish
32:00 <ShadowLurker> more importantly tho why does anyone click his links
33:00 <Thoth> ShadowLurker: damn straight. Having an opinion makes me always right. Least I have an opinion.
33:00 <ShadowLurker> blackdickhead how does it feel to know everyone here hates you
33:00 <Serenity> omg its all hereee
33:00 <BlackDevil> ShadowLurker loved
34:00 <ShadowLurker> and that if you decided to neck yourself noone would even notice
34:00 <BlackDevil> but im not heath ledger
34:00 <ShadowLurker> ppl cared for him
34:00 <BlackDevil> so did his pills
34:00 <ShadowLurker> we dont care for you
34:00 <Skirmish> ShadowLurker: I think that it's spreading.  Ana_Ng is the only one that seems to have got the hint.  Maybe we should get her to speak to B1 and others. 
35:00 <ShadowLurker> good idea
35:00 <Thoth> Skirmish just wants nobody to come on IRC so he can talk to himself in peace
35:00 <BlackDevil> spreading? cancer spreads
35:00 <ShadowLurker> I hope you get cancer
35:00 <Skirmish> Thoth: I love healthy debate.  Your statement in invalid. 
36:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
36:00 <Skirmish> I am not suggesting you should leave Thoth.  You have an opinion, and I respect your right to have it.  I just wish you would respect my right to consider you silly for your opinion. 
37:00 <Thoth> Have I disrespected your right to be a stupid poor person?
38:00 <Skirmish> lol how did we get to peoples financial situation? 
38:00 <ShadowLurker> the fact youre instantly reduced to a poor person insult with disregard for actual facts just re enforces your invalidity
39:00 <Skirmish> You only say that because you're poor ShadowLurker. 
39:00 <Serenity> hes obsessed with calling people poor
39:00 <Serenity> its very odd
39:00 <Thoth> Insult? It was a fact
40:00 <Thoth> A demonstratable fact
40:00 <Serenity> yeah but its not fact
40:00 <Skirmish> Well, I guess if it came down to available income to spend on whatever I want ... yeah I could be poor. 
40:00 <ShadowLurker> upon the next insult, iterating through the list of common insults will be an unsupported accusation of being either overweight or homosexual 
40:00 <Skirmish> How are we guaging poor Thoth? 
40:00 <Skirmish> gauging? 
40:00 <Skirmish> Spelling is off today. 
41:00 <Skirmish> Thoth: Can you please list the ways we are defining poor please? 
42:00 <ShadowLurker> what is the exact criterion for "poor"
42:00 <ShadowLurker> also what is the basis used to determine if an individual is stupid
42:00 <Skirmish> Oh!  My delivery will arrive today!!!!
42:00 <Thoth> Asking questions doesn't make you smarter
42:00 <ShadowLurker> what are the baseline statistics you have used
43:00 <ShadowLurker> please elaborate
43:00 <Skirmish> Thoth: I am actually interested if I fit the criteria for being poor. 
43:00 <Thoth> < Skirmish> yeah I could be poor.
44:00 <Thoth> Your request is not required
44:00 <Serenity> hes just a troll
44:00 <Serenity> and you two are falling for it
44:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
44:00 <ShadowLurker> I know I just like to dance with the trolls
44:00 <bert187> sir troll alot
44:00 <Serenity> argh my equalizer has been fucked with
44:00 <bert187> go troll the muslims on twitter
44:00 <Serenity> now everything sounds funny
45:00 <Serenity> took me ages to get that right
45:00 <ShadowLurker> you sound funny
45:00 <bert187> Eating a Pork Roll with some American Beer
46:00 <BlackDevil> i drink fosters
46:00 <BlackDevil> man bear
46:00 <FredFlinstone> sounds a tad soggy
46:00 <Skirmish> I don't think he is a troll. I think he makes statements he can't back up and when challenged he cannot respond. 
47:00 <Skirmish> I call B1 poor, but that's because it's a fact. He is on DSP and eats frozen pies. 
47:00 <Thoth> I can back up statements but I'd rather point out the clearly obvious
47:00 <Serenity> he is definitely a troll
48:00 <Serenity> but you cant back up your statements
48:00 <Serenity> you know nothing of Skirmish or ShadowLurkers bank accounts
48:00 <Serenity> its just nonsense
48:00 <Skirmish> I am ok to be poor.  Makes it less likely that someone here may ask me for money.
48:00 <bert187> lets get 1 thing straight the goverment runs the show not business
49:00 <bert187> your moeny is worthless
49:00 <Skirmish> bert187: That is incorrect.  Business funds government.  
49:00 <bert187> good 1
49:00 <bert187> tru
49:00 <Thoth> Serenity: I'll have to remember that next time I'm with the wealthy people of Thailand
49:00 <bert187> thanks for fuckin my statement up
49:00 <bert187> cheers bro
49:00 <Skirmish> You only have to look at the emerging oligarchy of the USA that has uncapped, unlimited business donations to politicians. 
50:00 <Skirmish> lol wealthy people of thailand?  
50:00 <Thoth> Yea, that I know nothing of their bank accounts, so how dare I
50:00 <Serenity> dude someone with $5 is wealthy in thailand
50:00 <Serenity> whats your point
51:00 <Thoth> Just illustrating your point isn't valid
51:00 <Serenity> sure..
51:00 <Serenity> you have no idea about either of them but my point isnt valid ok
51:00 <Skirmish> Australians are retiring to Thailand and other asian countries because in Australia they are broke, in Thailand they live like kings/queens. 
52:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: thats relevant to the financial situation & lifestyle of the average Thai
52:00 <Thoth> Thanks buddy
52:00 <Serenity> see Skirmish
52:00 <Serenity> lol
52:00 <Skirmish> That's relevent to how poor ShadowLurker and myself are. 
52:00 <Serenity> its just nonsense
52:00 <Skirmish> poor*
52:00 <Skirmish> How did I leave that off .... 
52:00 <bert187> money doesnt mean wealthy
52:00 <Skirmish> That's relevent to how poor ShadowLurker and myself are poor.
53:00 <bert187> its better being poor
53:00 <Serenity> you had it right the first time Skirmish
53:00 <Serenity> lol
53:00 <bert187> u learn to appricate the smaller things in life
53:00 <Thoth> Skirmish already learnt that from his cock
53:00 <Serenity> bert187 youve been in cats too long
53:00 <Serenity> you're channeling chris
53:00 <Skirmish> bert187: Being poor won't make women accept your extraordinary tiny penis. 
53:00 <bert187> eheh
54:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL @ channelling chris
55:00 <ShadowLurker> scraping enough butts together for a smoke = being efficient
55:00 <Skirmish> Thoth: Unfortunately your decision to not make any real sense in the context to a conversation has led to me dismissing most of what you now type.  It would be better for both you and me if you resisted communicating directly to me.  Insulting me because you couldn't answer a simple question is just silly. 
55:00 <bert187> some of the most richest people in the world started with nuthin
55:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: did you know that Australians are retiring to Thailand because they're wealthy in a foreign nation?
55:00 <ShadowLurker> well dur everyone starts with nothing
55:00 <Serenity> :|
55:00 <Thoth> Seems relevant
56:00 <ShadowLurker> not like ya mum gives birth to a baby with 15k in cash right behind it
56:00 <Skirmish> Thoth trying to make sense is like being in a board room with a pie chart that is missing 1/4 of the data and then getting cranky that nobody can understand it. 
56:00 <bert187> lucky the goverment got rid of the baby bonus , junkies were having kids for the money
57:00 <Skirmish> http://www.soheefit.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Morgan-Freeman-has-cotton-candy-your-argument-is-invalid.jpg
57:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
57:00 <Skirmish> bert187: Thank god for liberal governments that need to buy votes.
58:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: did you ever consider I often only read half of what you say, and care not to answer your questions?
58:00 <Skirmish> Thoth: https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5625819648/h05E20902/
58:00 <doctor> turns out drug dealing is more acceptable than being on welfare these days
59:00 <ShadowLurker> Thoth sounds like loof right now
59:00 <ShadowLurker> "im gunna ignore you and then abuse you"
00:00 <Serenity> hes just talking rubbish
00:00 <Skirmish> It demonstrates a lack of real intellect when you have to resort to that shit. 
00:00 <Thoth> Yes, thats exactly what I was saying, my actions will change from the past. Sounds just like...
00:00 <Skirmish> Thoth: http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/e1/f4/8f/e1f48f7a5bb10c90955fe596795dd284.jpg
01:00 <Skirmish> Every single time you type something ... I will link a picture. 
01:00 <Thoth> o
01:00 <Thoth> k
01:00 <Thoth> t
01:00 <Thoth> h
01:00 <Thoth> e
01:00 <Thoth> n
01:00 <Skirmish> http://www.superfunnyimages.com/images/d13c4da4e9_Your-argument-is-invalid---.jpg
01:00 <Skirmish> It is silly to believe I meant that I would link a picture for every single line.
02:00 <ShadowLurker> if hes real lucky he might get the attention of a copybot
02:00 <Thoth> yes
02:00 <Serenity> i got this million ways to die in the west or whatever it is
02:00 <Serenity> better be fkn good
02:00 <ShadowLurker> O.o
02:00 <Thoth> I wanted to see that. I should get it
03:00 <ShadowLurker> i think i wanted to watch that
03:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: It's great. Ethan and I watched it yesterday. 
03:00 <Serenity> yeah we'll watch it later
03:00 <Skirmish> My second viewing. 
03:00 <Serenity> its another seth mcfarlain yeah
03:00 <Serenity> ?
03:00 <Skirmish> Close your eyes when Seth speaks and you can hear Family Guy characters. 
04:00 <Thoth> oh lame... I hope its better than Ted
04:00 <BlackDevil> duh
04:00 <BlackDevil> he does 4 voices on family guy
04:00 <ShadowLurker> here we go
04:00 <ShadowLurker> ted was awesome
05:00 <Serenity> dont argue with him.. he'll go onf or 12 hours like he did about jurassic park
05:00 <Skirmish> Ted was great too. I am looking forward to Ted 2. 
05:00 <Serenity> ted was hilarious
05:00 <BlackDevil> seth did jurassic park?
05:00 <Serenity> oh god. why are you so stupid
07:00 <Skirmish> thoth, is this really you?  FredFlinstone just linked it to me in PM.  http://hugelolcdn.com/i700/89739.jpg
09:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh thats him Skirmish
14:00 <{LeE}> https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/vicweather
16:00 <Skirmish> WOOT WOOT My preacher bar has arrived. 
18:00 <Skirmish> Now I need to go buy weights. 
19:00 <BlackDevil> buy burgers
19:00 <BlackDevil> cheaper
19:00 <BlackDevil> fills you up
20:00 <Skirmish> I will buy burgers to eat right after I finish training to satisfy my carb craving. 
21:00 <Skirmish> I miss those after training cheeseburgers. 
21:00 <primeMinisterBert187> mm burgers.. haha i almost paid $20 for a .3
21:00 <primeMinisterBert187> told the guy im not paying 20 for DAT
21:00 <Skirmish> .3?
22:00 <primeMinisterBert187> .3 of 1.0
22:00 <primeMinisterBert187> weed
22:00 <Skirmish> I don't know the lingo. I don't buy nor consume illicit drugs. 
22:00 <Thoth> BlackDevil: bulking
22:00 <slinky_J> lol Skirmish
23:00 <primeMinisterBert187> i forgive u Skirmish
23:00 <slinky_J> you walk up and you go WHUTTUP DAWG GIME YO MONEY I MEAN I WANT TO BUY A CHEESEBURGER NIGGA
23:00 <slinky_J> then u bash them and just walk off with their drugs
23:00 <Skirmish> You only bash women. 
23:00 <slinky_J> or if you're a monty python fan you walk off with a funny walk.
23:00 <Skirmish> Men bash you.
24:00 <slinky_J> that
24:00 <slinky_J> omg
24:00 <slinky_J> that's what she said :(
24:00 <BlackDevil> burgers are now 1/3 or 1/4 pound
26:00 <BlackDevil> so you have to eat like 6 burgers now
28:00 <Thoth> muscle is all built of carbs anyway
28:00 <damio> look at me carb muscles
29:00 <slinky_J> damio i had greek chicken
29:00 <Thoth> maccas specials yo
29:00 <slinky_J> i wonder if the chicken spoke greek
29:00 <Thoth> thats what I call them
29:00 <Thoth> all those guys who have protein are wimps
30:00 <Skirmish> I am seeing it now. Thoth does sound a lot like Loof. 
30:00 <slinky_J> BlackDevil can u buy those burgers cause i got this heroin to sell gguuurrll
30:00 <slinky_J> Thoth hates Jurassic Park so dont tell him if you like that movie
30:00 <Thoth> bulking
31:00 <slinky_J> Thoth you faggot did you have a good sleep babe?
31:00 <slinky_J> i had to give saemon shit because you weren't here..
33:00 <Skirmish> http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-advice/plastic-surgery-and-medical-procedures-in-thailand-why-more-of-us-are-doing-it/story-e6frfqg0-1227051273255
33:00 <Skirmish> Back to thailand .... 
33:00 <British^Meat> hah, still on fire from last night hey slinky_J?
33:00 <British^Meat> keep working those stats :) gotta be good something i guess
33:00 <Skirmish> lol British^Meat.
34:00 <Skirmish> He's got a LOOOOOOOONG way before he can catch up with B1. 
34:00 <Skirmish> 144k of lines typed.  Unreal. 
35:00 <Thoth> poor excuse of journalism
35:00 <Thoth> If its the same quality, why do they talk about risks that don't exist in our own medical system? Hmmm?
36:00 <BlackDevil> slinky_J
36:00 <BlackDevil> come here
36:00 <BlackDevil> take picture of my dick
36:00 <Skirmish> Thoth: http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a178/brandywine421/RPG-RAPTOR-SHARK-YOUR-ARGUMENT-IS-INVALID.jpg
37:00 <Serenity> i might put the monthly stats back
37:00 <Serenity> instead of the full ones
37:00 <Skirmish> Is it a different picture? 
37:00 <Serenity> well b1 is still number one
37:00 <Skirmish> Or is B1 still twice as much as 2nd place.
37:00 <Serenity> but it shows better whos typing better
38:00 <Serenity> better better
38:00 <Skirmish> lol not you right now. 
38:00 <Serenity> check it
38:00 <Skirmish> The monthly ones would provide more ammunition.
39:00 <Skirmish> Not far off twice as much as second place.
39:00 <BlackDevil> shit topic
39:00 <Serenity> still significantly more than anyone else
39:00 <Serenity> you're a shit topic piss off
40:00 <slinky_J> <British^Meat> hah, still on fire from last night hey slinky_J?<British^Meat> hah, still on fire from last night hey slinky_J?<British^Meat> hah, still on fire from last night hey slinky_J?
40:00 <slinky_J> naw babe I kept the best for you
40:00 <slinky_J> check it out, *snore*
40:00 <Skirmish> I still do not understand why he needs to do that.  I guess it is because he needs to get involved in every single thing that is said in channel and portray himself as the expert in it.
41:00 <slinky_J> sezz can you topic this  <@Serenity> you're a shit topic piss off and buy hamburgers
41:00 <Thoth> http://www.kidspot.com.au/the-product-thats-like-a-fitbit-for-your-lady-parts/
41:00 <Skirmish> There are a few people here that if you let the channel just scroll for a while during the busy times they type 5 to 7 lines before another person does. slinky_J and B1 are the worst for that. 
41:00 <Serenity> lol not today
41:00 <slinky_J> why you checkin out kid shit Thoth
41:00 <slinky_J> you some kinda kid hater
41:00 <Thoth> slinky_J: yes. Fuck off kid.
42:00 <slinky_J> i love how Skirmish will rant for hours about how he hates people on irc
42:00 <slinky_J> like this one guy fuck get makes my bones jiggle! rant rant
42:00 <Skirmish> The stats do not support that statement slinky_J. 
42:00 <slinky_J> don't try to be the smart guy man
42:00 <Skirmish> I wouldn't be 20 something on the list if I ranted anywhere near as much as you do. 
43:00 <slinky_J> dude
43:00 <Thoth> I might get pizza cause that'll totally work with my weight training. All the carbs yo
43:00 <slinky_J> b1 and I put effort into that shit
43:00 <Thoth> I'm not stupid, I'm bulking
43:00 <Skirmish> Thoth: Double top it fo shore. 
43:00 <Thoth> I got a bar on ebay because I'm not poor also
43:00 <slinky_J> you really have a taste for blood uh Skirmish
44:00 <Thoth> huuuhuuuhuhuhuuu
44:00 <slinky_J> you're a gay fish dude.
44:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J: Yes, I think you two take the stats very seriously and being on top if a small highlight in your otherwise underachieving lives. 
44:00 <twitterfuckin_ownz> i luv drinkin blood need some now
44:00 <Skirmish> Someone bought a bar off ebay? 
45:00 <slinky_J> so sezz im thinkin of gettin more ink next month
45:00 <twitterfuckin_ownz> sezz i just wanna meet ya dadddddddddy
45:00 <slinky_J> thinkin either get the next piece of finish my forearm
45:00 <slinky_J> meet ShadowLurker?
46:00 <slinky_J> his penis is big and scary :(
46:00 <Thoth> Who needs gym membership? I have carbs and stupidity
46:00 <Thoth> And poorness
46:00 <Thoth> huuuuhuuuuhuuuuuhuuuu
47:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish you need to educate Thoth on how to be a faggot on irc guurrll
47:00 <slinky_J> huhu
47:00 <Skirmish> I will give a 9/10 for Thoth's attempts to invoke a negative reaction. 
47:00 <twitterfuckin_ownz> free strokes join a gym today
47:00 <twitterfuckin_ownz> free heart attacks 
47:00 <slinky_J> lol
47:00 <twitterfuckin_ownz> """"""
47:00 <Skirmish> I give slinky_J a 3/10 for life in general.
47:00 <Serenity> 9/10? come on thats generous
47:00 <Serenity> its too obvious
47:00 <slinky_J> i love the number 3
47:00 <Thoth> free strokes at the gym... legit
47:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: ok, 9/10 for continued persistence when other attempts are ignored.
48:00 <Serenity> god its flipping cold
48:00 <slinky_J> i think ur the only one not ignoring Thoth
48:00 <slinky_J> you got a gay one for Thoth
48:00 <slinky_J> a big throbbing Thoth one
48:00 <Skirmish> Thoth: Your first mistake is to assume that everyone else takes the internet and the thoughts of those on the internet as seriously as you do.
49:00 <slinky_J> you first mistake is to assume that we dont want maccas.
50:00 <slinky_J> Thoth you gotta learn that Skirmish lives life a quarter mile bro
50:00 <Thoth> I make no mistakes. I'm perfect and always right. Least thats what Skirmish said.
50:00 <slinky_J> lmao
50:00 <Skirmish> That is correct.  I am usually right. 
50:00 <Skirmish> Does that make you feel uncomfortable? 
51:00 <Serenity> im eating a croissant, you're all irrelevant
51:00 <slinky_J> word
51:00 <slinky_J> im eating souvlaki
51:00 <Skirmish> I am going to make a salami and cheese grilled sammich.  Screw your french pastry. 
51:00 <{LeE}> omg Serenity i had a cheese n ham one this morning yummmmehhh 
51:00 <slinky_J> lee
51:00 <Thoth> Add tomato paste
51:00 <Thoth> :D
51:00 <{LeE}> slinky_J 
51:00 <slinky_J> you been pounded today?
51:00 <slinky_J> ;)
52:00 <{LeE}> what 
52:00 <{LeE}> lol
52:00 <slinky_J> lol
52:00 <BlackDevil> im always get pounded
52:00 <Skirmish> He wants to know if your bf has bashed you today.
52:00 <slinky_J> LMAO
52:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
52:00 <Serenity> pff i have jarlsberg chew your skanky salami
52:00 <slinky_J> shut up Skirmish
52:00 <{LeE}> my bf dont bash me up 
52:00 <slinky_J> salami does smell like skank
52:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J is the yappy dog of the channel.  
52:00 <Serenity> chew??
52:00 <Serenity> screw
53:00 <slinky_J> nah nah chew was good
53:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish's just testing his new skills after watching The Matrix
53:00 <Thoth> To be like Keanu eh?
53:00 <Skirmish> I have cheese that is described as "Strong and Bitey".  Screw your jarlsberg.
53:00 <{LeE}> i cant seem to get comfy today :( 
54:00 <Thoth> Used to be cool, slightly retarded...
54:00 <slinky_J> jarlsberg is the shiz
54:00 <Serenity> did you know that pieter is the real neo
54:00 <slinky_J> Thoth you know what's worse than Jurassic Park?
54:00 <Skirmish> Pieter has too many pills of both colours.
54:00 <Serenity> lolol
54:00 <slinky_J> Keanu making a third bill and ted movie
54:00 <slinky_J> his reason = bill and ted never wrote the song that saved the world.
55:00 <slinky_J> yep let's spend millions on that bro
55:00 <Thoth> Thats totally awesome dude
55:00 <Skirmish> I was actually studying philosophy at uni when the first Matrix came out.  Blew my mind. 
55:00 <slinky_J> bodacious!
55:00 <Serenity> i was11
55:00 <slinky_J> the matrix wasnt a smart film lol
55:00 <Skirmish> Worst statement ever. 
56:00 <slinky_J> that's like pieter and his I STILL DONT GET INCEPTION!!! OMG BEST MOVIE EVER!!!
56:00 <Serenity> ok i was 13 apparently
56:00 <Skirmish> The matrix is built around a theory that is quite interesting and is still questioned today.
56:00 <slinky_J> the theory is cool
56:00 <slinky_J> ill give u that
56:00 <Skirmish> I think they balanced the intellectual side of it with the "get the empty heads into the cinema" side of it very well.
57:00 <Serenity> meh i like the movies
57:00 <ashleighXtrinity> I liked the first one
57:00 <slinky_J> only thing i didnt like was the flintstone party they had
57:00 <slinky_J> i was all
57:00 <slinky_J> where the fuck did they get that sound system
58:00 <slinky_J> i like ur name
58:00 <slinky_J> u ever dress up as trinity?
00:00 <ashleighXtrinity> I have actually
01:00 <ashleighXtrinity> For our shitty local version of comicon
02:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Its not much of a costume tbh
03:00 <Serenity> just need a black body suit and black glasses
03:00 <Serenity> gel your hair back
03:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Pretty much
03:00 <Thoth> They found MH370 btw. It was in Trinity's vagina all along
05:00 <Skirmish> lol @ Thoth. I am angry have been insulting and trying to bait people all morning without success .... stupid statements normally attributed to the drug fried members of the channel is my next course of action. 
05:00 <Sponge> i just heard youtube hearthrob and superstar has turned off youtube comments forever
05:00 <Sponge> i hope he's ok
05:00 <Skirmish> pewdiepie got the sooks.
06:00 <Skirmish> Or do you mean shads?
06:00 <Sponge> if his views and subs go down because his fans can't chat to him he'll make a reversal
06:00 <Serenity> who or what the fuck is a pewdipie
06:00 <milk> http://truthseekersmusings.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/hitler-abbott-v11.jpg?w=640
06:00 <Sponge> he makes 4million a year from youtube
06:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Gamer kids love him.  Youtube channel dude that reviews games and carries on like a complete wanker. 
07:00 <Serenity> sounds like a my little pony character
08:00 <slinky_J> i like goin to supanova here
08:00 <slinky_J> today, you were, far away      and I     didn't ask you why
08:00 <{LeE}> i'm going back to packing gotta get this shiz done
09:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish I'm wondering right, you took psychology and watched The Matrix and you must have had a promising career ahead of you
09:00 <slinky_J> what happened nigga?
09:00 <Skirmish> Scroll back up ... and see what I typed.  Come back and try again. 
09:00 <Skirmish> Women in SA fighting against the right to vote said and I quote "Because the duties and life of men and woman are divinely ordered to be different both in the state and in the home."
09:00 <Skirmish> That's right. God said "Women shall make sammich".
10:00 <slinky_J> cbf
10:00 <slinky_J> ur just not that entertaining.
10:00 <Skirmish> Then stop making stupid statements that aren't based on what I actually said then.
10:00 <slinky_J> would've thought you knew the rule of writing dude
10:00 <{LeE}> so what u think we shouldnt work as well?
10:00 <Skirmish> In 1894 that was the idea. 
10:00 <{LeE}> well thats fucked up shit yo 
10:00 <{LeE}> bbl
10:00 <Skirmish> I love that my fiance works.  Means we can be even poorer together. 
11:00 <slinky_J> one of my best mates, plays for poker stars, finished psychology, is going really well
11:00 <Skirmish> I always enjoy being educated by chronic no hopers like yourself ... tell me. What is the rule of writing.
11:00 <slinky_J> and here you are
11:00 <slinky_J> a nothing that gives people shit online
11:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: just smoke the pipe nigga and chill the fuck out. Or try taking your anger out on exercise, lift some maccas burgers and so forth
11:00 <slinky_J> im just curious about how you failed life bro
11:00 <Skirmish> Here you are still banging on about Psychology and I've never studied it ever. 
11:00 <Skirmish> 3 egg omelette for lunch. Bacon, onion and cheese.  What do you think? 
12:00 <slinky_J> lolz
12:00 <Skirmish> I need to be angry before I can take it out of anything.  What is there to be angry about?  
12:00 <Thoth> I studied kindergarten once. Learnt how to tie shoelaces. It was pretty good. Would recommend
13:00 <slinky_J> lol Thoth
13:00 <Thoth> I should of stayed on, but I dropped out
13:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahaha
13:00 <slinky_J> i love this guy
13:00 <slinky_J> he puts you to shame Skirmish
13:00 <Skirmish> Only in your eyes slinky_J. 
13:00 <slinky_J> in them?
13:00 <slinky_J> you're so deep
14:00 <slinky_J> i hope your poetry is coming along bro
14:00 <Thoth> Nigga nigga in the mirror, black as black and such a nigga, smoke my crack and puff it slow, nigga nigga nigga nigga
14:00 <Skirmish> $825,000-$8.47 million estimated yearly income after YouTube's 45% cut for Pewdiepie.  That is a stupid amount of money to make by videoing yourself playing games on the PC or just carrying on like a twit.  He's swedish which I wasn't aware of. 
15:00 <Thoth> I write rap btw
15:00 <slinky_J> ur good Thoth
15:00 <slinky_J> i want to make you famous
15:00 <slinky_J> check mine out
16:00 <slinky_J> yo nigga nigga run i got a gun
16:00 <slinky_J> u liekz?
16:00 <Thoth> I'm working on a new song... white cunt I got more welfare than you
17:00 <Fez> But only 1 thong
18:00 <slinky_J> rofl
18:00 <slinky_J> i cant wait to hear it
18:00 <slinky_J> im writing one called Pregnant Bitch about a 13 yr old from the sad part of town
18:00 <Thoth> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=465860086865102
18:00 <Thoth> I like when people post crap
19:00 <BlackDevil> you put the baby in her belly
19:00 <Skirmish> Is it going to be the prelude to your smash hit "Child Support" slinky_J? 
19:00 <British^Meat> i dunt
20:00 <slinky_J> lol
20:00 <slinky_J> child support is a kickass ice cube song
20:00 <Skirmish> Maybe you can join Analogue Church and do the vocals for Shads tunes. 
20:00 <slinky_J> i dont think so
20:00 <slinky_J> id made my millions by not being you
20:00 <druff> Your the guy who hates mr squiggle right?
20:00 <druff> Thoth?
20:00 <psYbR> what
20:00 <psYbR> my squiggle is a championi
20:00 <psYbR> mr*
20:00 <psYbR> champion* what a mess
21:00 <slinky_J> :)
21:00 <Skirmish> Surely anything that constitutes a job would be good, yes? 
21:00 <British^Meat> y hate mang?
22:00 <slinky_J> id like that if i didnt break my hand two weeks ago doing anal fisting porn :(
22:00 <Thoth> Ice Cube never made any kickass songs
22:00 <BlackDevil> ICP always did
22:00 <Thoth> How could you hate mr squiggle?
22:00 <druff> Idont
22:00 <druff> You do..
22:00 <druff> Hence the question
23:00 <slinky_J> im not a cube fan either
23:00 <slinky_J> only good movie he was ever in was anaconda and that sucked cause i thought it was a porn about huge dicks
23:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J LOVES the dick.
23:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish you need to learn to counter-balance.
23:00 <Thoth> Oh. Do I? K den.
23:00 <Thoth> Want some leluled?
23:00 <British^Meat> do u?
24:00 <slinky_J> shit ass troll
24:00 <Skirmish> You're the last person that should be offering any advice. 
24:00 <slinky_J> What if somebody comes to me for advice?
24:00 <Thoth> So I'm told
24:00 <druff> Hasnt been denied
25:00 <slinky_J> what do i say?
25:00 <BlackDevil> lol
25:00 <Skirmish> Give them the lifeline number. 
25:00 <BlackDevil> advice
25:00 <slinky_J> rofl
25:00 <Skirmish> If they are seeking advice for you they are in a desperate situation.
25:00 <BlackDevil> suicide hotline
25:00 <Skirmish> from*
25:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
25:00 <slinky_J> naw
25:00 <Thoth> Thats a pretty good name for your dick. Anaconda. Covered in scales and coloured patterns.
25:00 <slinky_J> i just hand them the shotgun "This is your way Neo"
25:00 <slinky_J> lol Thoth
25:00 <British^Meat> indeed
25:00 <British^Meat> what say you of these allegations?
25:00 <Thoth> druff: so if one hates mr squiggle, how do you express this hate? I'm unsure. Please educate.
26:00 <slinky_J> mine's called Lil' Kong
26:00 <Skirmish> Because it's mythical?
26:00 <slinky_J> nah because it's ironic
26:00 <Thoth> I went for something original. I call mine "my dick"
27:00 <Thoth> Naming things is childish
27:00 <slinky_J> im sorry you have a tiny dick Skirmish and gotta take it out on irc
27:00 <slinky_J> lol
27:00 <Skirmish> Why are you thinking about my dick?
27:00 <slinky_J> Thoth you heard the song My Dick?
27:00 <Thoth> Thankfully no
27:00 <Thoth> Bill the Steam Shovel was my favourite
27:00 <druff> Im not falling for that thoth
28:00 <Skirmish> Time to put Cosby Sweater on repeat for a while.
28:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnzYG0ZkrXg
28:00 <Skirmish> Hilltop Hoods are touring America slinky_J.  You should get on their facebook and remind them that you are better than them.
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: My Dick - Mickey Avalon (Lyrics) (Jul 6, 2009) 3:09 - Category: People & Blogs - 9,464,421 - 29,502 likes (97%), 919 dislikes (3%)
28:00 <slinky_J> it's a good song rofl
28:00 <Thoth> K den
28:00 <Thoth> Have some leluled
28:00 <druff> No
29:00 <Thoth> I'll take your word for it
29:00 <slinky_J> i got hoods on fb dude
29:00 <Thoth> Thanks for the information
29:00 <slinky_J> just not fanpage shit
30:00 <BlackDevil> slinky_J
30:00 <BlackDevil> wanna help me change?
30:00 <slinky_J> into a woman
30:00 <slinky_J> ;) anyday baebz
30:00 <slinky_J> i just love ur body
30:00 <Skirmish> BlackDevil: I will be your friend for every day that slinky_J remains Z-Lined. 
31:00 <BlackDevil> he has to do something
31:00 <British^Meat>  b:)
31:00 <slinky_J> dont you learn Skirmish
31:00 <slinky_J> i dont get z lined
31:00 <Skirmish> BlackDevil: He logged in.  
31:00 <slinky_J> trolls like you do
31:00 <BlackDevil> i like trolls
31:00 <slinky_J> under the bridge ones?
31:00 <slinky_J> they dont wash man :/
32:00 <slinky_J> i mean i like the stank of a 70's chick but not that much
32:00 <British^Meat> ughhhhhh
32:00 <British^Meat> stop taking up so much screen real estate!!
32:00 <Skirmish> He's trying to catch B1. 
32:00 <British^Meat> Go watch one of your crap movies or somink
32:00 <British^Meat> GOSH
32:00 <Skirmish> B1 is his irc mentor. 
33:00 <BlackDevil> b1 is my right hand man
33:00 <slinky_J> at least b1 has personality dude
33:00 <slinky_J> you've got nothing
33:00 <slinky_J> it's pretty sad man, to wake up as you
33:00 <slinky_J> I wake up like wot da fuk nigga dat was some shit and then i go sell an ounce
33:00 <British^Meat> lol ikr
33:00 <slinky_J> it's the good life nigga
34:00 <BlackDevil> and i give element information that he wants
34:00 <BlackDevil> TEHE
34:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
34:00 <slinky_J> AHAHAHA
34:00 <slinky_J> Snitch4Life
34:00 <British^Meat> why dpes he keep saying that word?
35:00 <slinky_J> i love how you're obsessed with me British^Meat it just sucks that you calmed down so much now :(
35:00 <British^Meat> sure sure JB :)
35:00 <slinky_J> let's ramp shit up
35:00 <British^Meat> when r u going to?
35:00 <slinky_J> oh what
35:00 <slinky_J> u left our chan
35:00 <Skirmish> You live in the same state as slinky_J don't you British^Meat?
35:00 <slinky_J> i cant ban you anymore
35:00 <British^Meat> i know Skirmish
35:00 <slinky_J> :(
35:00 <British^Meat> it sucks :/
35:00 <Skirmish> British^Meat: My condolences. 
35:00 <British^Meat> him AND beagle
35:00 <druff> Is it a word?
35:00 <British^Meat> he's using it, so i assumed it was?
35:00 <druff> Idunno
36:00 <slinky_J> thought beagle was ur mate
36:00 <British^Meat> yer slinky_J
36:00 <slinky_J> least he thinks ur his mate
36:00 <Skirmish> Go give him a punch in the jaw each time he mouths off.
36:00 <British^Meat> we wore silly hats and took photos together
36:00 <British^Meat> looool
36:00 <slinky_J> id like to see that Skirmish
36:00 <druff> He hates mr squiggle though
37:00 <Skirmish> don't act tough on the internet dude.  You're a druggo with head noises. There is nothing scary about you at all.
37:00 <slinky_J> brittney dont forget your fabulous photograph
37:00 <slinky_J> with the avies and that, wtf do you call that hat?
37:00 <British^Meat> nowt wrong with that pic
37:00 <British^Meat> it doesnt have any losers in it
37:00 <slinky_J> there's all kinds of gay wrong with that shit
37:00 <slinky_J> ino
37:00 <British^Meat> im cool with it, i dont know whats wrong with that pic
37:00 <Lumeah> How can anyone hate mr squiggle 
37:00 <Lumeah> Blasphemy 
37:00 <druff> I know right
38:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J is jealous you won't do silly hat selfies with him.
38:00 <slinky_J> LOLOL
38:00 <British^Meat> have u seen this dudes melon head?
38:00 <Skirmish> No but I would have a laugh if I had. 
38:00 <British^Meat> all kinds of wrong
38:00 <slinky_J> ok
38:00 <slinky_J> ill tinypic a pic for you Skirmish
38:00 <druff> Was there a mr squiggle movie?
39:00 <Skirmish> That would be lovely slinky_J. 
39:00 <Skirmish> Just be aware I will mock you for it most likely.
39:00 <British^Meat> :) i just know that when I get back from work your mood will be 100% different slinky_J
39:00 <British^Meat> and you'll be abusive and beligerant
39:00 <British^Meat> You always do this! lol
39:00 <Skirmish> Why don't you have a job slinky_J?  Clean yourself up and join society. 
39:00 <Serenity> mmm mousse
39:00 <Mew> bradd_pitts how cute was bens wall post!! 
39:00 <Lumeah> Idowwo
40:00 <Skirmish> I was a bit let down by my rolls.  I am out of mayo and had to use peri peri garlic sauce and it wasn't quite as good. 
40:00 <Mew> I was watching the hills with jess and she's like "omg look at bens post I'm gonna cry"
41:00 <British^Meat> lazy and meat ball sub here
41:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
41:00 <slinky_J> i do
41:00 <Skirmish> I don't think I have ever had a meatball sub. 
41:00 <slinky_J> it's great tv
41:00 <druff> Bill n ben?
41:00 <druff> Phil n ken?
41:00 <Mew> he's quite the flower pot man
42:00 <British^Meat> not the best, but passable
42:00 <slinky_J> that's cool.
42:00 <Skirmish> I usually do the Spicy Italian 
42:00 <slinky_J> have you ever thought of snortin the balls?
42:00 <slinky_J> snort teh ballz
42:00 <Skirmish> The processed salami helps me bulk up.
42:00 <druff> Mew likes cucumber
42:00 <Mew> shhhh
43:00 <slinky_J> ur a third rate troll today dude
43:00 <slinky_J> Thoth owned ur ass
43:00 <slinky_J> i miss him :(
43:00 <Skirmish> What gives you the impression that what you have to say matters to anyone here slinky_J? 
43:00 <British^Meat> yer, im donw with him today :)
43:00 <Skirmish> What provides that false sense of belonging to a group. 
43:00 <slinky_J> everything
43:00 <British^Meat> he'll just drop names and try hard all day, its kinda weird
43:00 <druff> Good for the eyes hey
44:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahaha
44:00 <slinky_J> tbh
44:00 <British^Meat> not gonna fuel his mental fires
44:00 <slinky_J> i know if i type when you guys are active
44:00 <slinky_J> all you will do is talk about me
44:00 <Skirmish> Thinks he is Bill Colins from SBS doing movie reviews.
44:00 <slinky_J> ;)
44:00 <slinky_J> peace
44:00 <Skirmish> Normal people do not seek negative focus slinky_J.  What you do isn't normal at all. 
46:00 <Skirmish> Your twin brother has arrived. 
46:00 <Mew> yeeees
46:00 <Mew> the eyes
47:00 <Loof> finally get the house to myself and redtube goes down
47:00 <Loof> anyone know any good alternatives?
47:00 <Lumeah> o-O 
47:00 <Lumeah> Yup eyes... 
47:00 <Mew> Lumeah get a dog up ya
48:00 <Skirmish> bee_girl: Afternoon.
48:00 <Loof> hi bee_girl
48:00 <bee_girl> hey Loof 
48:00 <bee_girl> poor loofe
48:00 <bee_girl> loof
48:00 <bee_girl> no porn for u
48:00 <Loof> :(
48:00 <bee_girl> :(
48:00 <Skirmish> Show him a pic with a low cut top. He can work with that. 
48:00 <Lumeah> You tried it? 
49:00 <Lumeah> Thats so polite. Puppet. 
50:00 <bee_girl> theres lots of them online
50:00 <bee_girl> dont need mine
50:00 <Loof> youjizz seems ok
51:00 <Serenity> youporn
51:00 <Serenity> xhamster
51:00 <Serenity> etc
51:00 <Loof> ty ty :D
51:00 <Loof> brb
51:00 <Skirmish> You know he is sitting there fapping thinking about Hamsters now right? 
51:00 <bee_girl> shouldnt take long i assume
51:00 <Serenity> lol
53:00 <druff> Cucumber sangas
54:00 <ShadowLurker> xnxx
54:00 <ShadowLurker> 8tube
54:00 <ShadowLurker> redtube
54:00 <ShadowLurker> theres millions
54:00 <Skirmish> I am beginning to enjoy the band Chevelle.  A little like early Grinspoon. 
55:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfD6V8b1zco   <---------- What do you think? 
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chevelle - Face To The Floor (Dec 23, 2011) 3:45 - Category: Music - 3,737,695 - 22,026 likes (98.1%), 419 dislikes (1.9%)
55:00 <Lumeah> So dainty
56:00 <Serenity> xnxx thats the one!
56:00 <Serenity> i was trying to remember and i was like xcxx.. xdxx.. wtff
56:00 <Skirmish> A mate is forever sending me links to spankwire. 
56:00 <Skirmish> Is that similar? 
57:00 <Serenity> never heard of it
58:00 <Skirmish> I think it is just a collection of free to view porn videos. 
00:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfuD358c3L0
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: breast exam (Feb 9, 2013) - Category: Education - 606,034 - 575 likes (69.8%), 249 dislikes (30.2%)
01:00 <ShadowLurker> all this talk of porn
01:00 <ShadowLurker> im hungry
03:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs0yZjqElNc
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: T-rex orgazmo (Jan 8, 2009) - Category: Comedy - 155,400 - 546 likes (95.8%), 24 dislikes (4.2%)
03:00 <Thoth> Its how I imagine hooking up with a chick from irc
08:00 <Skirmish> I am going to lift weights now.  I thought you might find that interesting Thoth.  Stay moist. 
09:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: remember to have carbs immediately after
09:00 <Thoth> Maybe even during
09:00 <Thoth> We'll see you in 5 minutes.
09:00 <{LeE}> time for a late breaky/lunch woops forgot to eat
10:00 <Skirmish> Carbs after. Creatine during. Protein before.  *thumbs up*
10:00 <Mew> i had crispy noodle azn salad 4 lunch
12:00 <Serenity> <|-----|>
15:00 <BlackDevil> the leftovers
15:00 <BlackDevil> good tv show
15:00 <BlackDevil> i fapped to it
16:00 <{LeE}> yumm
17:00 <{LeE}> im having pad thi
20:00 <{LeE}> When i move none of you will see me on here ever again 
21:00 <{LeE}> which is over the wekkend or mid next week :) 
26:00 <BlackDevil> oh this show is freaky
26:00 <Loof> just got back from an asian buffet
27:00 <Loof> so full
27:00 <Loof> zac has a little pot belly
27:00 <{LeE}> of ping pong balls?
27:00 <Loof> no kuniva
27:00 <{LeE}> ????
28:00 <{LeE}> there well known for shooting them out 
28:00 <Loof> they're
29:00 <Student> waia just got of the hook 
30:00 <BlackDevil> ?
30:00 <Student> i am unable to connect
30:00 <BlackDevil> im on it
30:00 <Student> kept on trying with no success
30:00 <Student> i do not know 
30:00 <Student> i have trouble connecting via it
30:00 <BlackDevil> and people are connecting
30:00 <Thoth> Yum
31:00 <Student> very strange
31:00 <Student> is it configure to not allow the "Guest" nicks on connect?
32:00 <BlackDevil> maybe
32:00 <BlackDevil> not my config
32:00 <BlackDevil> what did the message say
32:00 <{LeE}> im full
34:00 <BlackDevil> i might zline fez
34:00 <BlackDevil> that would be fun
35:00 <Student> it just does not connect at all 
35:00 <Fez> Yup
35:00 <BlackDevil> mebe doesnt like you Student
35:00 <Student> then the script keep on re-trying like 20 times
35:00 <Student> or may be jelous of me ;)
35:00 <Student> jealous
35:00 <Student> i do not blame it ;)
36:00 <Loof> {LeE}, is it true you tried to kidnap kelevra
36:00 <Loof> 's baby?
36:00 <{LeE}> heck no
36:00 <Loof> k cool
37:00 <{LeE}> y the fuck would i do that when im pregnant
37:00 <Loof> she said she felt like you were going to
37:00 <{LeE}> i dont want any ones child
37:00 <{LeE}> pfft
37:00 <{LeE}> as if i would
40:00 <rookal> you are pregnant lee?
40:00 <{LeE}> yeahhhh
40:00 <{LeE}> and
40:00 <{LeE}> u r?
42:00 <Thoth> So... experienced eh...
42:00 <Loof> you stink like ass Student
42:00 <Loof> gtfo loser
43:00 <rookal> lee its me bowen
43:00 <British^Meat> Loof making friends again :)
43:00 <British^Meat> nah, its you plivent
43:00 <Loof> Student shouldn't you be neck deep in your dad's ass about now?
43:00 <British^Meat> u mentioned bowen last night
43:00 <British^Meat> but its just u plivent
43:00 <British^Meat> Y U do that?
43:00 <Loof> best get to it bro, you know how he gets moody if you keep him waiting
44:00 <{LeE}> rookal??? no idea who u r
45:00 <Loof> rookal is just some desperate eurotrash pervert loser
45:00 <Loof> ignore him
45:00 <{LeE}> oh fair enuff
46:00 <{LeE}> fark this storms just rolled in :/ had to get me mum to come get me to go get lil one from school :/
46:00 <{LeE}> big ass thunder rolled in 
46:00 <Loof> it's fucked i had to walk around a tree that was on the footpath
46:00 <Loof> just not good enough
46:00 <{LeE}> fuck that
46:00 <{LeE}> chop it down
47:00 <rookal> why didnt u go get your kid lee?
48:00 <Loof> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF7EpEnglgk
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: KIDS REACT TO OLD COMPUTERS (May 25, 2014) 7:42 - Category: Entertainment - 13,173,067 - 108,850 likes (94%), 6,929 dislikes (6%)
49:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Student your nick needs to be registered to enter most channels
49:00 <Maurice> She did get her kid you stupid twat
50:00 <Student> and?
50:00 <{LeE}> :/ shes at school omfg i will be picking her up when my mum gets here shes not finished school just yet 
50:00 <{LeE}> lols yes coz school finishes at 2:40 :/ 
50:00 <British^Meat> rookal whats it like in #cats?
50:00 <{LeE}> lols Maurice
51:00 <Thoth> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:MaryJaneKelly_Ripper_100.jpg
51:00 <{LeE}> i wont be comming on here for much longer as im moving woot so no more net for meeeeeeee :D 
52:00 <Thoth> Ripper
52:00 <Student> nudity?
52:00 <{LeE}> :P
54:00 <Thoth> She's totes got her tits out
55:00 <rookal> why you moving out lee?
55:00 <Thoth> No more internet? Where you moving? TAS?
55:00 <{LeE}> why the fuck would i move there 
55:00 <Ana_Ng> thoth
55:00 <{LeE}> coz this house is too small
56:00 <Q{{> http://mashable.com/2014/03/07/ibm-watson-cognitive-cooking/
56:00 <Q{{> ur such a wonks, Student 
56:00 <{LeE}> moving into a bigger better house
56:00 <{LeE}> cnf with the net 
56:00 <{LeE}> err CBF even
56:00 <Thoth> TAS is really nice. I like it
57:00 <Q{{> wonk*
57:00 <{LeE}> well my family is in vic so i shall stay in vic
57:00 <Thoth> I hear ya on that
57:00 <{LeE}> yeah
58:00 <{LeE}> my family dont wanna miss out on seeing our lil man grow up when he comes into the world 
58:00 <Thoth> I'd so live in TAS though if it weren't for work and relos
58:00 <{LeE}> true
59:00 <Shadowgate> beerrrrr
59:00 <{LeE}> id move to townsville such a nice place up there
59:00 <Loof> too hot
59:00 <{LeE}> i love the heat
59:00 <Thoth> Is it? I've never been
59:00 <{LeE}> vic has dry heat n i hate it
59:00 <Loof> then get in the kitchen
59:00 <{LeE}> lol
59:00 <{LeE}> been in there all day packing
59:00 <{LeE}> i needa break
00:00 <BlackDevil> lol Q{{
00:00 <BlackDevil> mate
00:00 <BlackDevil> we need to have sex again
00:00 <BlackDevil> i miss it
00:00 <Shadowgate> lets get a girl for sex
00:00 <Shadowgate> if shes a bitch bash her!
00:00 <Student> sweet dreams
00:00 <druff> Thoth hates mr squiggle
00:00 <Loof> drink lots of water
00:00 <{LeE}> i do
00:00 <Loof> good
00:00 <{LeE}> :/
00:00 <{LeE}> its not hot here tho
00:00 <{LeE}> lol
00:00 <{LeE}> so cbf with water
00:00 <Loof> yeah but you're busting your balls moving shit
01:00 <Shadowgate> student your hilariois lol
01:00 <Student> ha ha 
01:00 <Shadowgate> hahahaha
01:00 <Shadowgate> lol
01:00 <Student> stop being a wonk 
01:00 <Student> ;)
01:00 <Shadowgate> a wonk lol hahahahhh
01:00 <Shadowgate> haahhha lol
01:00 <{LeE}> im only packing boxs ive been told not to move them till my bf comes hom
01:00 <{LeE}> home
01:00 <{LeE}> his orders
01:00 <Ana_Ng> whoa
02:00 <Student> ha ha 
02:00 <Shadowgate> hahhhhah
02:00 <milk> l8r
02:00 <{LeE}> coz im not aloud to pick up any thing over 5kg
02:00 <British^Meat> yes, listen to Loof's sage advice
03:00 <Thoth> You're moving today?
03:00 <{LeE}> not today just packing the things we dont need till we move 
04:00 <Loof> hope he's and improvement over kuniva :P
05:00 <{LeE}> fuck oth he is
05:00 <{LeE}> he's the best 
05:00 <Loof> sweet :)
05:00 <{LeE}> :)
07:00 <{LeE}> he's been my best mate for over 8 yrs just never thought we would be together n its work out great 
07:00 <Loof> does he have a huge wang?
07:00 <{LeE}> well it aint small
07:00 <Loof> nice
08:00 <{LeE}> yup
08:00 <{LeE}> i gtg get this kid 
09:00 <slinky_J> hotdogs
09:00 <slinky_J> make hotdogs.
09:00 <Student> in the toilet
09:00 <Thoth> Like curried egg sandwiches, that sounds like alot of effort
09:00 <{LeE}> shall be back sometime this week just dunno when woopwoop
09:00 <{LeE}> too many things to do work pack and other things 
11:00 <Shadowgate> beeeeeeeer
15:00 <slinky_J> make hotdogs in the toilet
15:00 <Floss> uncalled for
17:00 <Student> and flesh them 
17:00 <Student> or flush 
17:00 <Floss> i want a sammich
18:00 <Pyro-> make me one while you're up.. cheers ;)
20:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
21:00 <British^Meat> no
28:00 <Sherm> afternoon all
30:00 <Thoth> hotdogs are all about the bacteria anyway
31:00 <Student> ok prof
37:00 <FredFlinstone> well this day has turned sour
37:00 <Student> liar
37:00 <Loof> sup xm
38:00 <xm> ey loof
38:00 <xm> just reading news 4 now
38:00 <xm> u?
38:00 <Loof> just watching kids react to old technology on youtube
38:00 <Loof> they put these kids in front of an apple IIe
39:00 <Skirmish> My legs are going to be so sore tomorrow. 
39:00 <Loof> it's funny as fuck
39:00 <Loof> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEZbAbd_cJ0
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stone Temple Pilots - Sour Girl (music video) (Oct 21, 2009) 4:16 - Category: Music - 1,039,136 - 3,081 likes (96.3%), 120 dislikes (3.7%)
39:00 <xm> that's what people say about kids of today in 20 years time when they had to use voice command or tactile buttons
39:00 <Loof> yep haha
39:00 <Loof> exactly
39:00 <xm> 'Just think it'
40:00 <Loof> it doesn't have holographic display!
40:00 <xm> lol
40:00 <Loof> yeah think it
40:00 <Loof> scary man
40:00 <Loof> no doubt they'll invent an app that can detect crazy people
40:00 <Loof> just for laughs
41:00 <xm> "Now now Zac junior. You becareful with this physics kit. Don't go destroying the Universe now with the God particle OK?"
45:00 <Doodle> keep them together next time
45:00 <Doodle> hussy
46:00 <Skirmish> lol 
46:00 <Loof> <xm> "Now now Zac junior. You becareful with this physics kit. Don't go destroying the Universe now with the God particle OK?"
46:00 <Loof>  lol
47:00 <Doodle> theyre not designed to go behind your ears
47:00 <Skirmish> *sigh* Have to go for a drive to my sons mothers workplace since he left his mobile here last night. 
47:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: How do you know?  Were you there with God when he designed legs?
48:00 <Doodle> your mum told me
49:00 <Student> :)
49:00 <Thoth> Hmmm... does this mean you are your sons mothers ex-partner?
49:00 <Loof> i wonder if god will stop the machines taking over
51:00 <Loof> i also wonder if terminator 2 warped my mind
51:00 <TheRiddler> next year is the reboot of terminator
52:00 <TheRiddler> lol
53:00 <Loof> Delayed Onset Muscular Soreness seems to only set in when you take a few days off from exercise
53:00 <Loof> best to workout at least daily
54:00 <Loof> i feel like shooting some people in the face in battlefield bbl
55:00 <bradd_pitts> good afternoon peepskis
55:00 <Thoth> I'm not sure why but neodymium is one of my favourite things
56:00 <Q{{> http://www.pri.org/stories/2014-09-07/could-technology-replace-you-work-and-put-wealth-hands-few
57:00 <partay> That'll put Picard and him flipping burgers out of action 
58:00 <Skirmish> Thoth: Yes it means I am not with my sons mother.  *gasp* Such a terrible situation to live in! 
59:00 <Thoth> What does the father of your sons mothers ex-partner have to say about this?
59:00 <partay> Skirmish.  They are all fucking sisters 
00:00 <Thoth> Does he sympathise with the former daughter-in-law of the father of your sons mothers ex-partner?
01:00 <Thoth> I'm just saying "sons mothers" is spastic. She's yer ex. Deal with it.
03:00 <Skirmish> You're always so angry Thoth.  Relax mate.
04:00 <Thoth> I'm angry?
04:00 <Skirmish> You must be if how I refer to my sons mother gets your back up.
04:00 <Thoth> You're right, I must be angry to talk to you
05:00 <Skirmish> You don't handle rejection well at all. 
06:00 <partay> Thoth never go full retard 
06:00 <Skirmish> Too late today.  Here's hoping for tomorrow.
08:00 <TheRon> spanish chicken tonight
08:00 <Student> bra tonight
08:00 <Skirmish> Sounds nice TheRon.  
08:00 <Skirmish> I think we're doing beef strog. 
09:00 <TheRon> a tomato and chrizo sauce
09:00 <FredFlinstone> fish here with salad
09:00 <TheRon> healthy
09:00 <FredFlinstone> yepp
10:00 <FredFlinstone> and 4 bottles of wine
10:00 <Q{{> just had simple chinese drunken chicken
10:00 <TheRon> well......
10:00 <FredFlinstone> caravan more or less packed and ready :)
10:00 <Skirmish> Surgery to prevent yourself from eating more than 1 cup of food at a time. 
11:00 <Skirmish> That's pretty extreme. 
11:00 <TheRon> just a few essentials??
11:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
11:00 <FredFlinstone> going down sat morning after the Roos slaughter the Gee Bangers :P
11:00 <TheRon> probably
12:00 <TheRon> this season is gone
12:00 <FredFlinstone> it is
12:00 <FredFlinstone> lose the first quali and you are fucked
12:00 <FredFlinstone> thats why I have said this system is no good
13:00 <TheRon> semis and prelims should be at the g
13:00 <FredFlinstone> that doesnt matter
13:00 <FredFlinstone> if you finish in the top four you should have the advantage
13:00 <FredFlinstone> now you are back with the dreggs
13:00 <Skirmish> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/beauty/priscilla-yuki-wilsons-experiment-shows-us-what-beauty-looks-like-around-the-world/story-fnjcnzwg-1227051336208
13:00 <Floss> so whats happening
13:00 <Skirmish> Quite an interesting story.
13:00 <FredFlinstone> got some schanks today 
13:00 <FredFlinstone> froze them
13:00 <FredFlinstone> to cook down there
14:00 <FredFlinstone> pub sat night
14:00 <FredFlinstone> woohoo!
14:00 <TheRon> dunno about freezing them
14:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
14:00 <FredFlinstone> have done before
14:00 <FredFlinstone> many times
14:00 <Floss> pre cooked?
14:00 <Skirmish> LOL look at that article and check out USA. 
14:00 <FredFlinstone> no
14:00 <FredFlinstone> why would I do that?
14:00 <Floss> either way is fine pub here just reheats theirs and serves them
14:00 <Floss> ppl rave about them
15:00 <TheRon> thats bad
15:00 <Floss> nobody realises they r just straight out of a box
15:00 <FredFlinstone> not many pubs make nice schanks
15:00 <TheRon> shanks are so easy to make and just have there
15:00 <Skirmish> Viking Cutlets FTW.  Better than shanks.
15:00 <FredFlinstone> sorrento used to be fantastic last couple of times been a bit ordinary/ over cooked
15:00 <FredFlinstone> they are
15:00 <TheRon> to me it seems lazy
15:00 <FredFlinstone> throw everything in the pot
15:00 <Floss> i would do them in my slow cooker if i liked lamb
15:00 <Saemon> lol poor prince charles
15:00 <Saemon> and prince harry
16:00 <FredFlinstone> I have my dream pot now so thats what I will do
16:00 <Floss> lol so do i
16:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
16:00 <Floss> i just put dinner on
16:00 <FredFlinstone> got it for camping
16:00 <Floss> pretty basic curried sausages
16:00 <FredFlinstone> prepare in morning come home all ready
16:00 <FredFlinstone> not much fuel
16:00 <FredFlinstone> good for free camping
16:00 <British^Meat> hi Saemon :)
16:00 <Saemon> harry has gone further away from the throne, unless prince william and his soon to be 2 kids somehow die
16:00 <British^Meat> dude he never had a chance anyways
16:00 <Saemon> and as for prince charles, seems like his mum might even outlive him
16:00 <British^Meat> you are on early Saemon
16:00 <Saemon> true, unless, like i said
16:00 <British^Meat> did your mum go out or something?
16:00 <Ana_Ng> Queen Zara
16:00 <Saemon> somehow prince william dies
17:00 <Q{{> YaY to curried snags
17:00 <Floss> yup yup nice warm dinner
17:00 <FredFlinstone> havent those for years
17:00 <Floss> its so cold here
17:00 <Q{{> easy to eat when u dont have teeth or got bad gums
17:00 <FredFlinstone> would be nice for a change
17:00 <Floss> and im doing my chive mash with them
17:00 <FredFlinstone> they have a recipe on the video you get with the pot
17:00 <FredFlinstone> didnt like her way
17:00 <Saemon> perhaps he makes a plan like how scar made a plan
17:00 <Saemon> to rid himself of mufasa and simba
18:00 <Floss> for mine i used garlic sausages, 2 carrots chopped up, one big onion, peas, beef stock, and homemade curry powder
18:00 <FredFlinstone> sounds yummy
18:00 <Floss> 4-5 hours on lowwwwwww
18:00 <British^Meat> i really dont think they are too much blood brothers anyway
18:00 <British^Meat> harry has a diff dad, im sure
19:00 <Floss> was going to put cubed potato in it as well but i wanted to do mash
19:00 <TheRon> i got some drumsticks, made the tomato sauce, cooked them in the oven for 2 hrs
19:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSBS2F9VXaE
19:00 <Ana_Ng> eskimo brothers
19:00 <BlackDevil> Ana_Ng
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hydrovision 2014 (Jul 19, 2014) 2:56 - Category: Science & Technology - 323,550 - likes dislikes
20:00 <FredFlinstone> yummy again
20:00 <Floss> yum ron
20:00 <Floss> i love cheap food thats good lol
20:00 <Floss> i get bulk sausages and chicken breast and all diffferent sauces cause thats basically dinner with the slow cooker
20:00 <BlackDevil> how many people have lice?
20:00 <Saemon> oooo royal scandel ef British^Meat
20:00 <Thoth> Ana_Ng: who are your eskimo bros?
20:00 <Saemon> you should know
20:00 <Saemon> your a pom
20:00 <British^Meat> probs
20:00 <Thoth> I love the league :D
20:00 <British^Meat> well, im not, but ok
20:00 <British^Meat> u know i dont live in the UK yer?
20:00 <Saemon> if your not, then get rid the 'british' in your nick then
20:00 <British^Meat> Why?
20:00 <Saemon> its false advertisement and misleading.
21:00 <TheRon> i had ths chorizo risooto thing in geelong, i found i love chorizo
21:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont like to eat snags too much
21:00 <Skirmish> It's a terrible sausage TheRon but tastes soooooo good.
21:00 <Floss> oo ron choritzo prawn risotto
21:00 <TheRon> oh yes
21:00 <Floss> or carbonara
21:00 <Floss> a place here does a carbonara with them sooo good
21:00 <TheRon> i had the chorizo and prawn
21:00 <FredFlinstone> I eat chorizo but not a huge fan
21:00 <British^Meat> is FredFlinstone an animated cartoon character?
21:00 <British^Meat> is gremlinz a gremlin?
21:00 <Saemon> yes
21:00 <British^Meat> is devilish_angel a devil AND an angel?
21:00 <simba> Saemon learn your place
21:00 <British^Meat> your argument is flawed
21:00 <BlackDevil> most arguments are
21:00 <Thoth> Ana_Ng: you should do trivia about the league
21:00 <Ana_Ng> my eskimo bros are real bros
22:00 <Floss> i wanna do chilli garlic prawns 
22:00 <Floss> maybe fri...
22:00 <FredFlinstone> yes please
22:00 <TheRon> i wasn't until yesterday
22:00 <Floss> not soggy just really garlicy and chilli
22:00 <Floss> lol
22:00 <FredFlinstone> spose it depends on the sausage too
22:00 <TheRon> and a squeeze of lime
22:00 <Skirmish> Even Nudge was sexually harrassed on the set of Hey Dad!  FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOT NUDGE!!
22:00 <Floss> and a cold beer
22:00 <FredFlinstone> I have some lovely lemons at the moment
22:00 <Ana_Ng> ok
22:00 <Saemon> i see. i apologise, i spoken out of turn, forgive me British^Meat
22:00 <British^Meat> fuk yeh
22:00 <British^Meat> i forgive you
22:00 <Saemon> thank you
22:00 <Saemon> Caesar
22:00 <British^Meat> the fact is, i was born in the UK
22:00 <British^Meat> I feel its my roots
23:00 <FredFlinstone> yummy
23:00 <Floss> awww i used to make lemon slice a lot when i had a lemon tree
23:00 <FredFlinstone> daughter made some yesterday :P
23:00 <Q{{> lol Nudge for harrassed too
23:00 <Floss> lemons fkn great
23:00 <TheRon> the dog needs to pee on out lemon tree abit more
23:00 <Q{{> for=was
23:00 <FredFlinstone> fuckin awesome
23:00 <Floss> i building a house first thing to go in lemon and lime lol
23:00 <British^Meat> But ive lived in aus longer, and i dont plan on moving back
23:00 <Ana_Ng> who will not negotiate with charity terrorists?
23:00 <Saemon> so why did u come here?
23:00 <British^Meat> SO thats whatever that means
23:00 <British^Meat> mum n dad wanted a change
23:00 <Saemon> ic
23:00 <Saemon> did they find that change?
24:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
24:00 <FredFlinstone> cant go wrong
24:00 <FredFlinstone> mine died
24:00 <Floss> fuck the house, get these trees in
24:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
24:00 <FredFlinstone> they can be tempermental
24:00 <Maurice> Oh my
24:00 <Floss> theres a nursery across the road from new place
24:00 <FredFlinstone> good
24:00 <FredFlinstone> ours is gone
24:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzzt Ruxin
24:00 <British^Meat> yes
24:00 <Saemon> its usually a big step movin countries and startin up a new life
24:00 <Saemon> new friends
24:00 <Ana_Ng> Who is funny, musical and named after mexican food?
24:00 <Rak> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txj6ROnIUIo
24:00 <Saemon> etc
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DuckTales Theme Song With Real Ducks (Sep 8, 2014) 1:15 - Category: Comedy - 155,605 - 2,217 likes (99.4%), 13 dislikes (0.6%)
24:00 <ShadowLurker> piss off Ana_Ng you fat slag
24:00 <Saemon> i admire and respect your parents for being able to do so British^Meat
24:00 <Saemon> kudos to them
24:00 <ShadowLurker> go n eat 4 dozen donuts
24:00 <simba> respect and admire
24:00 <simba> lol
24:00 <simba> whyn do you talk so much shit
24:00 <Ana_Ng> are sure it's not slaggie
25:00 <FredFlinstone> bloody bunnings
25:00 <Floss> mines just a local nursery ut theyre really good
25:00 <FredFlinstone> well they are better
25:00 <FredFlinstone> I loved m nursery
25:00 <FredFlinstone> :(
25:00 <ShadowLurker> lol simba
25:00 <Ana_Ng> like brekkie and prezzie
25:00 <ShadowLurker> no bitch
25:00 <ShadowLurker> youre a vapid hambeast
25:00 <ShadowLurker> piss off
25:00 <simba> i feel like listening to japanese music with soaring female vocals
25:00 <Rak> like tokyo ghetto pussy - kiss your lips?
25:00 <Ana_Ng> thoth: Taco
26:00 <Skirmish> Don't blame bunnings, blame the internet.
26:00 <Floss> i tend to kill things so they are really handy
26:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
26:00 <Q{{> every time i tried to grow lemon grass in melbourne, the root keeps get eaten by some grubs
26:00 <Floss> whats wrong with it? its dead.
26:00 <Floss> lol
26:00 <FredFlinstone> I got so many broad beans
26:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
26:00 <British^Meat> I like Shonen Knife
26:00 <British^Meat> pop punk fem trio
26:00 <Thoth> Taco corp
27:00 <Floss> ive got lettuce, tomato, spring onion, and random herbs
27:00 <Floss> these work for me cause i do salads a lot
27:00 <FredFlinstone> I got the herbs dont plant tommies till a tad later
27:00 <Skirmish> Bunnings removed the need for people to want to speak with a professional about some items.  Now all we want is a place to sell what we want at the cheapest price because we have googled all the info we need.
27:00 <FredFlinstone> and my other beans
27:00 <Floss> lol against all advie my mum planted a capsicum in winter
27:00 <British^Meat> i'll let them know Saemon....
27:00 <simba> Saemon if i bent over naked would you respect and admire my asshole
27:00 <Saemon> thank you British^Meat i would greatly appreciate that
28:00 <FredFlinstone> and?
28:00 <Skirmish> The internet*  Not Bunnings.  Bunnings are a response to people not wanting to speak to pros, just wanting to buy cheap items.
28:00 <FredFlinstone> was sexational?
28:00 <Floss> it became such a big thing for her to prove everyone wrong she brought it inside
28:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
28:00 <Floss> and cared for it
28:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
28:00 <Floss> it produced the best caps out lol
28:00 <FredFlinstone> hehehehehe WD to your mum
28:00 <Floss> smug bitch
28:00 <FredFlinstone> not nice to call your mum a bitch :(
28:00 <Saemon> lol simba if its encrusted with diamonds and gold then perhaps
28:00 <Thoth> o my bad
28:00 <Thoth> I'm pulling apart hdds sorry
28:00 <Saemon> wats up with jap chicks in porn
28:00 <Thoth> fuckin magnets
28:00 <Thoth> how do they work?
28:00 <Saemon> they always squal and moan all cutesy like
29:00 <Floss> one fo the clydesdales wandered into the raspberries and fucked up all the plants
29:00 <Floss> of*
29:00 <FredFlinstone> awwwww
29:00 <Floss> theres a line of dead sticks along the fence now bahaha
29:00 <Skirmish> A suppression order on emails revealing contact between Prime Minister Tony Abbott's chief of staff Peta Credlin and a political donor has been lifted by the Independent Commission Against Corruption (ICAC).  <--------- OMG This should be good!!!
29:00 <TheRon> is it off to the glue factory?
29:00 <Floss> no we call it fat cunt now
29:00 <FredFlinstone> no italian sausage maker
29:00 <Floss> lol bloody hell
29:00 <Saemon> its actually a turn off 
29:00 <Saemon> i want to hear how a real women is when she's fucked
29:00 <Saemon> not pikachu
29:00 <TheRiddler> horrible isn't it Floss
29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
29:00 <TheRiddler> how's sims 4?
30:00 <Floss> weve got 2 mulberry trees :D
30:00 <FredFlinstone> lucky you
30:00 <FredFlinstone> are they nice?
30:00 <Floss> hell yes
30:00 <FredFlinstone> never had them
30:00 <TheRon> jam?
30:00 <FredFlinstone> not very common out here
30:00 <Floss> yeah and pie and all sorts
30:00 <simba> Saemon: you mean a western woman
30:00 <simba> youre getting racism all tied in with your porn preference
30:00 <Saemon> nah ive seen porn clips of chinese, thai, malaysian chicks
30:00 <Saemon> who dont make the pikachu sounds like the japanese chicks
30:00 <simba> i wish you didnt type
30:00 <simba> into this box
31:00 <TheRon> pie
31:00 <Floss> we dont tell anyone here lol
31:00 <Floss> incase ppl nick e
31:00 <Floss> em*
31:00 <FredFlinstone> yesh good idea
31:00 <Skirmish> "Two men pulled over for speeding at 148 kilometres per hour near Goulburn will face court later this month, after police allegedly found illicit drugs, a knife and 89 pairs of counterfeit brand shoes in their ute." Shoes!  They were into the hard stuff.
31:00 <Floss> i wasnt sure about them but after i tried one i was hooked
31:00 <TheRon> the hardcourt stuff
31:00 <British^Meat> dammit Rak, i was hoping that link wouldve had actual ducks singing it
31:00 <Saemon> omg wheres Serenity?
31:00 <British^Meat> y r u on early Saemon?
31:00 <TheRiddler> stfu Saemon
31:00 <British^Meat> in #adelaidesa Saemon
31:00 <Rak> everyone knows ducks are terrible singers
31:00 <Saemon> urgetn BB news i need to discuss with her in either pm or the chatroom for it
32:00 <Skirmish> lol TheRon
32:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP23zOfS7D4
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Exame Físico - 19 / 19 (Nov 13, 2010) - Category: Science & Technology - 11,386,882 - 5,660 likes (62.1%), 3,454 dislikes (37.9%)
32:00 <Saemon> ah shes in it according to her whois nice
32:00 <ShadowLurker> ill let you in on a secret Saemon
32:00 <ShadowLurker> she doesnt care what you have to say
32:00 <ShadowLurker> neither do we
32:00 <Saemon> oh wait shes not wth
32:00 <TheRiddler> I'm with British^Meat
32:00 <TheRiddler> the ducks should of quacked out the song
33:00 <Skirmish> A man who stormed into an Adelaide house dressed only in underwear and shot at one of its occupants has been jailed for 10 years.  <--- Panda?
33:00 <Saemon> u lied to me about adelaidesa British^Meat
33:00 <British^Meat> F U C K  O F F 
33:00 <Saemon> you said its fun in there
33:00 <British^Meat> lol
33:00 <British^Meat> and i told u
33:00 <British^Meat> we stop talking whe nu join
33:00 <Saemon> nothing happens in there no one talks
33:00 <British^Meat> i cant help that
33:00 <British^Meat> moan at everyone else in there, not me
33:00 <TheRiddler> well we dont want you talking in here Saemon
33:00 <Saemon> then why do u keep on asking me about why im not joining there anymore before?
33:00 <Saemon> its obvious
34:00 <British^Meat> lol, i k r, dont blame me that no one wants to talk to you
34:00 <Saemon> i dont join there anymore cuz its a borefest
34:00 <British^Meat> fine
34:00 <British^Meat> done come back
34:00 <Thoth> Ana_Ng: what did Taco name his mobile dog zoo?
34:00 <TheRiddler> total troll
34:00 <British^Meat> dont
34:00 <British^Meat> come back..
34:00 <TheRiddler> TECO
35:00 <British^Meat> i offered u help, tried to get you some free clothing and food for the homeless
35:00 <Student> British^Meat is noisy today 
35:00 <British^Meat> as an OP i look after my clientel
35:00 <Ana_Ng> taco's caninzoo
35:00 <Ana_Ng> idk
35:00 <Thoth> bzzzt heavy petting
35:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
35:00 <Saemon> British^Meat i am offended and insulted by that
35:00 <TheRiddler> your trvia sux Thoth
36:00 <TheRon> an irishman tried to blow up a cobb & co stagecoach, he burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe!
36:00 <British^Meat> yer?
36:00 <TheRiddler> *trivia
36:00 <TheRiddler> good
36:00 <British^Meat> and what are you gonna do about it?
36:00 <Saemon> by offering me free clothing and food, u are insinuating that i am a hobo bum
36:00 <ShadowLurker> you are
36:00 <Thoth> TheRiddler: well we can take off our shirts and hug it out
36:00 <British^Meat> dude, u said urself
36:00 <British^Meat> you're overweight
36:00 <British^Meat> you do NOTHING
36:00 <British^Meat> harldy leave the house
36:00 <British^Meat> eat shit food
36:00 <TheRiddler> Ana_Ng trivia pls
36:00 <Saemon> oh, what am i going to do about it??
36:00 <TheRiddler> thanks
37:00 <Fez> 4;37
37:00 <TheRon> boobs?
37:00 <Fez> Hopefully
37:00 <Thoth> Ana_Ng: keep doing the league trivia so TheRiddler doesn't get it? :P
37:00 <TheRiddler> anything is better than Saemon chatting
37:00 <TheRiddler> league trivia?
37:00 <TheRiddler> what league?
37:00 <British^Meat> right thats it
37:00 <British^Meat> im banning you from any future rooms i make
37:00 <Saemon> dont call me fat
37:00 <Thoth> I'd explain except you're a faggot
37:00 <simba> he doesnt like being called fat or semen
37:00 <British^Meat> dont shoot the messanger tubby
38:00 <TheRiddler> southpark
38:00 <Saemon> its a medical condition im suffering from, and its referred to as obesity
38:00 <TheRiddler> seaman
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
38:00 <TheRiddler> .
39:00 <Q{{> http://www.treehugger.com/endangered-species/gaze-body-gorgeous-glass-frog.html
39:00 <TheRiddler> .
39:00 <TheRiddler> I would of banned him for that
39:00 <British^Meat> that wouldnt happen in adelaidesa Saemon
39:00 <TheRiddler> medical condition lol
40:00 <ShadowLurker> lol condition
40:00 <British^Meat> i only called him overweight, he called himself obese :/
40:00 <TheRiddler> .
40:00 <ShadowLurker> its called youfatlazycuntitis
40:00 <simba> ricky gervais' onslaught against fat people in his stand up is incredible
40:00 <simba> he is relentless
41:00 <TheRon> 440
41:00 <TheRiddler> it's a condition but it's not 1 of smypathy
41:00 <ShadowLurker> hes lazy
41:00 <TheRiddler> or
41:00 <ShadowLurker> end of story
41:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgU6Hvb8AXY
41:00 <MJsGrl> Saemon. go to youtube and search Freelee and Durianrider. If you are serious about getting healthy then you should watch and learn from these two. they will change your life if you are willing.
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ricky Gervais | Fame | Obesity is Not a Worthy Cause (Nov 21, 2010) 3:29 - Category: Comedy - 95,871 - 599 likes (96.8%), 20 dislikes (3.2%)
42:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTCvM2VAVCA
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: للبنات فقط ولاده طبيعيه (Jul 8, 2012) - Category: Education - 24,392,648 - 18,135 likes (61.4%), 11,411 dislikes (38.6%)
42:00 <simba> "sufferers of obesity" lol
42:00 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/SeBNg-Cnegg
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Karl Pilkington - You never see a black ghost (Jun 8, 2011) 0:31 - Category: Entertainment - 84,151 - 219 likes (98.6%), 3 dislikes (1.4%)
42:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <TheRiddler> lol
42:00 <simba> i said to her "whats the disease?" she said "everything tastes good :("
43:00 <FredFlinstone> its a tad windy out there
43:00 <TheRon> a bit!!
43:00 <Thoth> For a little bit I was watching that wondering wtf was happening
43:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
44:00 <Thoth> Great video
44:00 <TheRon> sfw?
44:00 <Thoth> Totes. Its like David Attenbrough
44:00 <Thoth> Make sure you turn the volume up too
47:00 <Thoth> Except its in arabic
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <Saemon> lol
47:00 <Floss> lol
47:00 <Saemon> its not like ricky gervais is mr-in-shape himself though
47:00 <TheRiddler> hai Floss
47:00 <TheRiddler> stfu Saemon
48:00 <FredFlinstone> anyone kknow much about gumtree?
48:00 <TheRon> like crag's list only aussie
48:00 <Thoth> I smoked it once
48:00 <Thoth> Was alright
48:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
48:00 <Thoth> Would recommend
48:00 <Floss> haihai
48:00 <TheRiddler> how is sims 4?
48:00 <simba> yes he mentions that 3 minutes in, hopefully you have that long an attention span
48:00 <Floss> i listen to the ricky gerais show in the car on long drives haha
48:00 <TheRiddler> or you still dont have it?
48:00 <Floss> i love them
48:00 <Floss> still dont have it
48:00 <simba> if youve had problems being fat before youd obviously know more about it
48:00 <Floss> so much happeneing atm
48:00 <TheRiddler> damn
48:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
48:00 <TheRiddler> destiney came out today
48:00 <Floss> ?
48:00 <TheRiddler> err
49:00 <TheRon> that was the best smell when i lived out of town, everybody burning off the gum leaves
49:00 <FredFlinstone> how do you fuckin reply to a request?
49:00 <TheRon> never used it
49:00 <Thoth> You go into your e-mail and hit reply
49:00 <TheRiddler> destiny
49:00 <TheRiddler> the online game by bungie
49:00 <Floss> oh ok
50:00 <FredFlinstone> and it automatically replies to the user?
50:00 <FredFlinstone> not guntree
50:00 <Q{{> http://www.news4jax.com/news/infamous-speed-trap-town-waldo-investigated-over-tickets/27835148
50:00 <Thoth> Miracles right?
50:00 <British^Meat> JOhnny Vegas :)
50:00 <British^Meat> ugh
50:00 <British^Meat> F U C K   D E S T I N Y 
50:00 <Saemon> destiny's child
50:00 <British^Meat> Halo/xbox twat at work has been wanking on abou it for months
51:00 <TheRon> must be 420 for simba
51:00 <FredFlinstone> ah well it worked I think lol
51:00 <TheRon> doodle, 420?
51:00 <FredFlinstone> be nice if I can sell the tyres
51:00 <British^Meat> went to a midnight openiing thing
51:00 <Thoth> leluled
51:00 <British^Meat> Taking tonight off of work
51:00 <Floss> whats it about ive never heard of it
51:00 <British^Meat> fuck them all
51:00 <simba> lol
51:00 <simba> is it xbox online?
51:00 <simba> only*
51:00 <British^Meat> just another shooter thing :/
51:00 <British^Meat> nah
51:00 <Floss> oh lol big woop
51:00 <British^Meat> its just made by the halo dudes, or something
51:00 <British^Meat> itrs like borderlands, but not
52:00 <Thoth> Sell?
52:00 <British^Meat> or something, I dunno, I havent played that either
52:00 <Saemon> lol @ man who rushed into the water to try to save another dude being attacked by a shark
52:00 <Floss> theres a new online one i wanna play but i dont think its called destiny
52:00 <Saemon> wat doe she think he could have done?
52:00 <Floss> its a survival type one
53:00 <Thoth> Keep them to burn to signal the jihad when the americans are coming
53:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah right
53:00 <TheRon> money can be exchanged for goods and servies
53:00 <Thoth> Goods can be burnt too
53:00 <Thoth> (with a permit)
53:00 <FredFlinstone> what will I have salmon or scnapper?
53:00 <FredFlinstone> schnapper
53:00 <Saemon> ask the shark in a stern voice to "stop it, naughty!"
53:00 <Floss> hit it with a rolled up newspaper
53:00 <Saemon> lol
53:00 <British^Meat> is it that cutesey looking one Floss?
54:00 <Thoth> schnaps
54:00 <FredFlinstone> ok sold!
54:00 <TheRon> groper?
54:00 <FredFlinstone> thats nice
54:00 <Thoth> pro tip
54:00 <Thoth> Get vodka. Pour in a little bit of fruit snaps. Like 1 - 3 shots.
54:00 <Thoth> Tastes fucking epic
54:00 <FredFlinstone> not for me thanks too sweet
54:00 <Saemon> give it a stone cold stunner, then slam it through a table with thumbtacks sprinkled on it
54:00 <Saemon> GOOOD GAWD ALMIGHTTYY!!
54:00 <British^Meat> *mental note: dont rely on Saemon to rescue you from a shark*
55:00 <TheRon> i don't like sauces for fish
55:00 <FredFlinstone> me either
55:00 <TheRon> takes away from the fish
55:00 <FredFlinstone> agreed
55:00 <FredFlinstone> just some sea salt and lemon juice :)
55:00 <TheRon> maybe a little dill
55:00 <FredFlinstone> well I am cooking it lol
55:00 <Thoth> Pro-tip: only bitches rely on others
56:00 <FredFlinstone> I have some dill in the garden
56:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
56:00 <FredFlinstone> I told him to get out!
56:00 <TheRon> adds that onion flavour
56:00 <BlackDevil> British^Meat http://lolhehehe.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/6NplvsT.png
56:00 <simba> https://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk31m93A5j1qejtdio1_500.jpg
56:00 <British^Meat> stop it, im not slinky
56:00 <British^Meat> oh gawd
56:00 <British^Meat> Sup Joe
56:00 <MusiciaN> i so want that backpack
57:00 <FredFlinstone> boght some last year and its sprouted
57:00 <Mew> sgt dillhole and the homely tarts club
57:00 <TheRon> mew, don't just stand there, get 'em out
57:00 <Floss> british meat it was kind of like minecraft
57:00 <Floss> someone was telling me about it and it sounded awesome i just cant remember name... spore or something?
57:00 <British^Meat> yer, saw it on good gme i did, looked fun it does
57:00 <Thoth> simba: leluled
57:00 <Floss> RUST
58:00 <FredFlinstone> some prawns would have been nice before
58:00 <Mew> what if I leave them in but do star jumps
58:00 <FredFlinstone> the fish
58:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
58:00 <TheRon> could work
58:00 <British^Meat> i let u know
58:00 <British^Meat> no, its not rust
58:00 <simba> what
58:00 <Floss> i remembered! :D
58:00 <TheRiddler> I want to play 7 days to die now lol
58:00 <TheRiddler> I hear they removed the zombies in rust
58:00 <simba> you should live every day like youre going to die in 7 days
58:00 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/xvoT253xt70
58:00 <British^Meat> Unturned?
59:00 <simba> WALK ON THRU TEH RAIN
59:00 <TheRon> wet t-shirt and star jumps?
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Good Game Review - First Play: Unturned - TX: 26/8/14 (Aug 26, 2014) 8:24 - Category: Gaming - 2,803 - 82 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
59:00 <British^Meat> rust aint really like minecraft
59:00 <TheRiddler> it's more like dayz
59:00 <Floss> i think they were talking bout the crafting
59:00 <TheRiddler> 7 days to die is like minecraft
59:00 <Saemon> British^Meat of course im not gona rush into the water to help someone being attacked by a shark
59:00 <Floss> so is rust any good?
00:00 <TheRon> always a thinker me
00:00 <simba> always thinking about 1 thing
00:00 <TheRiddler> you break apart the earth like minecraft
00:00 <British^Meat> i dunno, i wouldnt mind playing rust, played a fair bit of dayz
00:00 <Saemon> the shark is one of natures perfectly designed top predators, surviving how it is unchanged for millions of years
00:00 <TheRiddler> and craft like it
00:00 <MusiciaN> rust is still in alpha isn't it
00:00 <Saemon> it is the APEX predator of its environment in the water
00:00 <TheRiddler> but you got that stay of decay thing
00:00 <simba> millions are u sure
00:00 <Saemon> humans have no business being in its environment anyway
00:00 <British^Meat> i know, but like, when you're a compassionate caring person...
00:00 <British^Meat> u see someone being attacked and instinct takes over
01:00 <TheRon> well yeah but......
01:00 <simba> dont bother dressing it up TheRon
01:00 <simba> youll lose my respect
01:00 <TheRon> i was singing along to inxs yesterday
01:00 <TheRiddler> it's crocodiles n aligators Saemon
01:00 <TheRiddler> not sharks
01:00 <MusiciaN> i'm sure it does
01:00 <Saemon> ic
01:00 <British^Meat> oh...
01:00 <British^Meat> i understand now Saemon
01:00 <British^Meat> you're in a gopher
01:00 <Saemon> British^Meat, no
01:00 <Saemon> logic and common sense takes over for me
01:00 <MusiciaN> compassion takes over, but for me that would mean shooting them from the shore to put them out of their misery faster
01:00 <Saemon> would i stick my hand into a blender? would i run into a woodchipper?
01:00 <Saemon> no
02:00 <simba> Beautiful.
02:00 <TheRon> mind you i had a bit of a boozy lunch
02:00 <simba> i know some words now 2
02:00 <simba> simpley irrisiestable
02:00 <simba> tigers mentally scarred for the next 5 years no need 2 thank us just enjoy it
02:00 <Saemon> just like how i wont run into an attacking shark
02:00 <TheRiddler> you have none of either Saemon so how does that help
02:00 <simba> oh my fucking god my old high school friend a white guy from burnside is sending me pictures of a "doo rag" he just bought and calling me "cuz"
02:00 <Thoth> I'd like to try crocodile fed shark one day... or maybe the reverse
02:00 <MusiciaN> nufin wong wit dat cuz
02:00 <Floss> right im going to play rust and se how long it takes someone to kill me
03:00 <TheRon> yep, they'll never wanna play footy again
03:00 <British^Meat> yer, but in the heat of it Saemon there is no logic
03:00 <British^Meat> like when ppl get angry and thump walls
03:00 <TheRiddler> ok
03:00 <British^Meat> or throw shit
03:00 <Saemon> crocodile meat i wonder what thats like
03:00 <Saemon> since its a reptile
03:00 <TheRiddler> I'm going to play torchlight 2
03:00 <British^Meat> its not till after you're like **that wasnt the smartest thing to do **
03:00 <British^Meat> i should actually buy minecraft for PC :/
03:00 <Floss> http://playrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/about.jpg
03:00 <Thoth> Is minecraft any good?
03:00 <MusiciaN> what else is it on if not pc
03:00 <simba> whyyy isnt minecraft for kids
04:00 <TheRon> ready for freo?
04:00 <TheRon> geelong is just thinking of sydney
04:00 <British^Meat> MusiciaN, like, everything
04:00 <Saemon> apparently the meats of carnivores taste very different from meats of herbivores
04:00 <MusiciaN> wow okay lol
04:00 <British^Meat> minecraft is some harmless fun...
04:00 <British^Meat> i kinda dont get the point of it, but yer, it hooked me in
04:00 <MusiciaN> so like consoles or do you mean android/iphone
04:00 <British^Meat> both
04:00 <British^Meat> or all
04:00 <Thoth> Saemon: http://www.australianheritagehotel.com/content/eat
04:00 <British^Meat> only thing it isnt on is Wii U
05:00 <British^Meat> weirdly..
05:00 <MusiciaN> i didn't realise there were that many simpltons in the world
05:00 <Saemon> ugh thoth
05:00 <Saemon> barbarians
05:00 <TheRiddler> it's coming to wii u bm
05:00 <British^Meat> 4 reals?
05:00 <British^Meat> can ye back this up with an article?
05:00 <TheRiddler> nvm
05:00 <TheRiddler> I just got a article from a day ago that it's not coming
06:00 <TheRon> mitch clarke is up for grabs
06:00 <TheRon> geelong should get him
06:00 <British^Meat> :)
06:00 <Saemon> ugh fucken news of royal baby is makin such a big deal
06:00 <Saemon> makes me sick
06:00 <Thoth> sif
07:00 <simba> ready 4 action
07:00 <simba> turn the tv off then
07:00 <Saemon> cant believe in this day n age there is still the concept of 'royalty'
07:00 <Pyro-> that's all the drugs
07:00 <Saemon> fucken bunch of entitled privileged pricks
07:00 <Saemon> its so unfair
07:00 <British^Meat> yer Saemon, they should concentrate on real news....
07:00 <Ana_Ng> democracy isnt so great, look at your PMs
07:00 <British^Meat> like joan rivers
08:00 <simba> dont rite off north
08:00 <simba> sweet vs sweet
08:00 <FredFlinstone> come on friday
08:00 <Saemon> lol joan rivers is so last week
08:00 <TheRiddler> nvm again
08:00 <simba> maybe semen is just a woman?
08:00 <Saemon> and how would they dispose of joan rivers corpse?
08:00 <TheRiddler> the article came from a weird source
08:00 <Saemon> in the recycle bin
08:00 <TheRiddler> christian website lol
08:00 <Saemon> cuz its full of plastic
09:00 <FredFlinstone> mail exchange frist
09:00 <TheRon> you are?
09:00 <FredFlinstone> first
09:00 <FredFlinstone> shall I take some beer to Inverloch?
09:00 <TheRon> yes!
09:00 <TheRon> 2 slabs
09:00 <FredFlinstone> which one do you think?
09:00 <FredFlinstone> no way
09:00 <Saemon> oh god so the names for this new royal baby would be eithr victoria for a girl or henry a boy
09:00 <Saemon> how fucken original.
09:00 <FredFlinstone> heressssssssss Ronnnyyyy
09:00 <simba> Saemon can you fuck up now, TheRon is here
09:00 <TheRon> yeah!
09:00 <TheRon> what?
10:00 <FredFlinstone> asahi?
10:00 <FredFlinstone> coopers?
10:00 <FredFlinstone> boags?
10:00 <TheRon> little creatures
10:00 <FredFlinstone> hmmmm
10:00 <FredFlinstone> thats ok
10:00 <FredFlinstone> james squires
10:00 <TheRon> i find squires a bit filling
10:00 <FredFlinstone> I did enjpoy the coopers last friday night
10:00 <Saemon> me and TheRon are mates 
10:00 <FredFlinstone> you should say howdy fans
10:00 <Saemon> bas
10:00 <Saemon> oh
11:00 <TheRon> coopers is good
11:00 <FredFlinstone> it is
11:00 <TheRon> get the extra stout
11:00 <TheRon> 2 standards per stubbie
11:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
11:00 <FredFlinstone> I am not feeling like stout at the mo
11:00 <FredFlinstone> a bit too heavy
11:00 <MusiciaN> argh the slow clap starting the crowd clapping
11:00 <MusiciaN> i love 90's movies
11:00 <TheRon> go cats
11:00 <FredFlinstone> go roos
11:00 <FredFlinstone> got my tickets have you got yours?
11:00 <simba> go bengals!!!!!!!
11:00 <TheRon> either team are fucked when they goto sydney
11:00 <British^Meat> species MusiciaN
12:00 <TheRon> sit you on your arse before bedtime
12:00 <FredFlinstone> I have a recipe for schanks in stout though :)
12:00 <TheRon> don't we all
12:00 <FredFlinstone> I have never cooked it
12:00 <FredFlinstone> sis gave it to me
12:00 <FredFlinstone> it smelled good other week
12:00 <TheRon> half stock half stout
12:00 <FredFlinstone> yepps
12:00 <British^Meat> classic 90's movie
12:00 <FredFlinstone> all teams out of the top four are
12:00 <FredFlinstone> now the top two lol
12:00 <Saemon> i love 90's disney
12:00 <TheRiddler> go footscray
12:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
12:00 <TheRon> yes go footscray
12:00 <FredFlinstone> and keep on going!
12:00 <MusiciaN> watching Brendan Fraser
13:00 <FredFlinstone> yummy
13:00 <FredFlinstone> I have a camp oven too
13:00 <FredFlinstone> cbf
13:00 <FredFlinstone> better in the dream pot
13:00 <TheRon> making damper?
13:00 <FredFlinstone> maybe I get a stubbie down there
13:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
13:00 <TheRon> why?
13:00 <FredFlinstone> he was good in the mummy
13:00 <British^Meat> 90's disney like wot?
14:00 <FredFlinstone> when I am in the real bush I will
14:00 <TheRon> cheaper in melbourne
14:00 <FredFlinstone> ok I get one here then lol
14:00 <TheRon> go see uncle dan
14:00 <FredFlinstone> need to do the groceries for the weekend
14:00 <FredFlinstone> he's just down the road
14:00 <MusiciaN> wtf could you have against brendan fraser
14:00 <MusiciaN> he's great
14:00 <FredFlinstone> his cock?
14:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
14:00 <TheRon> just everything
14:00 <British^Meat> disney movies went downhill after monsters inc
14:00 <British^Meat> FACT
14:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont mind him
14:00 <FredFlinstone> not ofensive
14:00 <TheRon> i liked pauly shore
14:00 <MusiciaN> he's in some the greatest movies
14:00 <British^Meat> lol
14:00 <TheRon> brian bosworth is like the best actor
15:00 <FredFlinstone> but I have a good local bottle"o
15:00 <FredFlinstone> not juch diff in price really
15:00 <FredFlinstone> much
15:00 <FredFlinstone> the chardy I drink is cheaper there than at Coles Liquorland
15:00 <British^Meat> did he really just say that?
15:00 <MusiciaN> Blast from the Past
15:00 <British^Meat> greatest movies like wot?
15:00 <British^Meat> Except Encino Man, i give u that one
15:00 <simba> yeah tarzan bes tmovie of all time
15:00 <simba> the mummy returns... a masterpiece
15:00 <British^Meat> mummys were aiight i spose
15:00 <TheRon> happy gilmore?
15:00 <MusiciaN> george of the jungle isn't my cup of tea
16:00 <TheRon> ahh the sneaky chardy
16:00 <FredFlinstone> found a nice one in Noosa
16:00 <FredFlinstone> went to nicks wines in east doncaster to get a dozen
16:00 <FredFlinstone> they tell me we need to order it in! ffs
16:00 <MusiciaN> he is good in this movie, it's called with honors
16:00 <FredFlinstone> do you have twinings?
16:00 <TheRon> billy madison?
16:00 <simba> is he even in those adam sandler movies
16:00 <TheRon> nope
16:00 <TheRon> they were in the 90's though
16:00 <Floss> looks like they ot rid of zombies
17:00 <FredFlinstone> doesnt say that on the website thats its online only
17:00 <FredFlinstone> only place in melb who has it
17:00 <FredFlinstone> I loved it
17:00 <TheRon> mum and dad have a standing wine order from charles sturt in wagga
17:00 <FredFlinstone> i Have some in my car Floss
17:00 <Floss> shes right
17:00 <TheRon> STOPL LOOKING AT ME SWAN!!!!!!
17:00 <British^Meat> lol @ george of the jungle
17:00 <MusiciaN> Bedazzled, Encino man, and blast from the past
17:00 <British^Meat> how embaressing
17:00 <MusiciaN> i think they're awesome movies
17:00 <TheRon> saw bedazzled at the movies
17:00 <British^Meat> didnt he ruin a muppets movie b4 ricky came along?
17:00 <TheRon> we wanted our money back
17:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahahaha
18:00 <FredFlinstone> so buttery
18:00 <FredFlinstone> dont know that winery
18:00 <FredFlinstone> what does he produce?
18:00 <FredFlinstone> as in grapes
18:00 <TheRon> it's the uni, they have a winery
18:00 <MusiciaN> apparently the mummy is good but i'm not a fan of the adventure genre so i can't really comment
18:00 <simba> what about Airheads with fraser, buscemi and adam sandler
18:00 <British^Meat> gonna google him
18:00 <British^Meat> Ah yes, airheads, now that was funny :)
18:00 <TheRon> google who?
18:00 <TheRon> google brian bosworth
18:00 <British^Meat> shut up
18:00 <British^Meat> sheeeesh
18:00 <TheRon> he's the best
18:00 <MusiciaN> the fact you wanted your money back doesn't say as much about the movie as much as it says about you and who you see movies with
18:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck off
18:00 <British^Meat> dudley do right
19:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
19:00 <FredFlinstone> thought he was the voignier
19:00 <British^Meat> he was in that oo
19:00 <partay> TheRon bring back the beat 
19:00 <simba> dis boy thinks hes a gansta
19:00 <British^Meat> looney toons, back in action, ruined that
19:00 <TheRon> my bro and i had some tome to kill and it was the only thing on at the time
19:00 <FredFlinstone> so yu died too?
19:00 <FredFlinstone> like the movie
20:00 <TheRon> i think we were just chatting and hanging shit all the way thru
20:00 <TheRon> like i did when i saw hostel 2
20:00 <MusiciaN> well there goes the rest of any respect i had for you
20:00 <TheRon> ?
21:00 <FredFlinstone> I presume shit on tele tonight again?
21:00 <British^Meat> hue
21:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahhahaa TheRon
21:00 <FredFlinstone> you must be devastated
21:00 <TheRon> ?
21:00 <MusiciaN> you don't even pay attention to the movie, and then have the nerve to say it's shit
21:00 <British^Meat> when r u buying destiny MusiciaN?
21:00 <Floss> oh airheads
21:00 <Floss> :D
22:00 <FredFlinstone> shouldnt be many in the queue tomorrow morning
22:00 <FredFlinstone> no geebangers over my way
22:00 <FredFlinstone> but the outlet is in Reservoir
22:00 <FredFlinstone> I must say it was forgettable
22:00 <MusiciaN> if there was a button to make everybody like you drop dead TheRon, i'd push it
22:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my 
22:00 <Floss> thats the one where they lock themesleves in a radio place or something isnt it
22:00 <MusiciaN> and then again to make sure i didn't miss anybody
22:00 <FredFlinstone> not niceee
22:00 <British^Meat> would i survive this button push?
22:00 <MusiciaN> lol
22:00 <British^Meat> yer Floss
22:00 <TheRon> thats right it was crhistmas eve and it was either bedazzled or the carols
22:00 <British^Meat> with water pistols
22:00 <Floss> lol havent seen that for ages
22:00 <FredFlinstone> wrong choice
22:00 <TheRon> still better than the carols
23:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck you talk a lot
23:00 <FredFlinstone> and your point is?
23:00 <British^Meat> hmmmm, now i wanna play dayz :/
23:00 <FredFlinstone> depends who is singing
23:00 <partay> Musicians why do you have grubs in your bum? 
23:00 <TheRon> nah it's all shit
23:00 <Floss> british dayz or rust do u reckon?
23:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
23:00 <British^Meat> well...
23:00 <Saemon> whats elton johns favourite species of bird?
23:00 <MusiciaN> British^Meat, the irony would be if the button was only availble to people who it would kill.
23:00 <British^Meat> The orig Dayz > rust
23:00 <MusiciaN> that would be the ultimate irony
23:00 <British^Meat> Latest DayZ < Rust
23:00 <Saemon> Answer: A Cock-or-Two
23:00 <British^Meat> do u comprende?
24:00 <simba> walk like a man talk like a man
24:00 <MusiciaN> dayz is a lot more developed
24:00 <Floss> ok
24:00 <MusiciaN> it's not really fair to compare
24:00 <British^Meat> but dayz standalone has no zombies :/
24:00 <British^Meat> or something
24:00 <MusiciaN> it has dinosaurs doesn't it?
24:00 <British^Meat> ive only played the ArmA 2 Mod Dayz
25:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: you heard rodney rudes christmas joke?
25:00 <FredFlinstone> prolly
25:00 <FredFlinstone> be years thouigh
25:00 <FredFlinstone> say it again
25:00 <Floss> id prefer rust that has zombies and less killing of real players
25:00 <British^Meat> yer, i dunno that it does
25:00 <British^Meat> does it? 
25:00 <Floss> not anymore
25:00 <British^Meat> i thought rust was just ppl
25:00 <MusiciaN> if you want zombies, the forest
25:00 <Floss> now its basicaly you against 13 yr old kids
26:00 <TheRon> sorry just checked tea
26:00 <TheRon> the one about being pulled over for speed and the cop saying if you can produce something that has something to do with xmas, he pulls out a pair of women's underwear and says "they're carols"
26:00 <British^Meat> lol
26:00 <Shadowgate> Floss is adorable aww
26:00 <Thoth> What did the little Aboriginal kid get for christmas?
26:00 <MusiciaN> has crazy canibal tribes that are better
26:00 <Thoth> My bike.
26:00 <simba> fucken Shadowgate is back
26:00 <simba> i was hoping he moved 2 tahiti
26:00 <FredFlinstone> :|
26:00 <British^Meat> oh, same old Shadowgate, nothing new
26:00 <TheRon> Shadowgate: is funny as fuck
26:00 <British^Meat> loved it when he used to arc up though :)
26:00 <Floss> it goes straight over my head now simba
26:00 <Shadowgate> lol ron
26:00 <British^Meat> He's an angry man that one
26:00 <BlackDevil> i heard you has sex with fawks, simba
26:00 <Saemon> lol Thoth
27:00 <FredFlinstone> stop chatting
27:00 <FredFlinstone> you not meant to in here
27:00 <TheRon> damn!
27:00 <FredFlinstone> BumCrackLurker just pointed that out to me
27:00 <simba> go away BlackDevil youre not meant to be active until after midnight
27:00 <Floss> id like to try rust provided they dont just kill ppl as soon as they spawn
27:00 <Floss> which is probably the case
27:00 <BlackDevil> can you teach us how whales mate out of water
27:00 <British^Meat> indeed, i also wish to try rust
27:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
27:00 <British^Meat> but if ye ever gets the arma2 mod dayz, hit me up
27:00 <British^Meat> i wanna get back into
27:00 <Saemon> man earlier to day i was gettin some groceries at woolworths
28:00 <TheRon> mr big - to be with you
28:00 <simba> in an ideal Shadow world, this room is full of hundreds of idlers
28:00 <simba> just joins/parts
28:00 <Floss> rust is 20 bucks :/
28:00 <TheRon> meeting you with a view to a kill
28:00 <Floss> thinking about it
28:00 <Saemon> and there was this super attractive chick in front of my in the checkout line
28:00 <Saemon> she was a miranda kerr look alike
28:00 <Saemon> but younger
28:00 <Saemon> like early 20s
28:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/Dx7jiM5Z6pY
28:00 <Saemon> and she was using a basics card to pay for her groceries
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Skream - Dr. Who Dub (Remix) (Jul 24, 2011) 4:19 - Category: Music - 6,432 - 76 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
28:00 <Saemon> makes me feel better about being on centrelink now
28:00 <TheRon> i don't get dr who
28:00 <Saemon> if someone was hot as her is on it too
29:00 <ShadowLurker> well no but close
29:00 <ShadowLurker> there would be meaningful convo with relatively normal ppl
29:00 <ShadowLurker> and the trolls/idiots would be join/parting #cats
29:00 <TheRon> boobs?
29:00 <ShadowLurker> plus boobs
29:00 <ShadowLurker> always boobs
29:00 <Saemon> ^_^
29:00 <simba> ive never seen it
29:00 <FredFlinstone> dr who is legendary
29:00 <simba> he made teh birds for us he made teh fishes in teh sea
29:00 <TheRon> mum and dad love it but......
29:00 <Saemon> dr who is weird 
29:00 <partay> Floss you play MW3? 
29:00 <FredFlinstone> forever in any time
29:00 <Saemon> for weird british nerds
29:00 <FredFlinstone> I am not british
29:00 <Saemon> cant believes its been on since like, 1960s
29:00 <simba> so game of thrones is for fat aussie losers right Saemon
29:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
30:00 <TheRon> everybody likes boobs
30:00 <Fez> Breasts!
30:00 <Saemon> touche simba
30:00 <FredFlinstone> amazing for the budget they have
30:00 <simba> thank u
30:00 <Saemon> but not just aussies
30:00 <Saemon> yanks as well
30:00 <simba> O heavenly farter
30:00 <Thoth> What did the deaf, dumb & blind kid get for Christmas?
30:00 <TheRon> might actually sit down and watch game of thrones one day
30:00 <TheRon> seems to be plenty of tit
30:00 <Thoth> Cancer.
30:00 <FredFlinstone> you will love it TheRon
30:00 <Saemon> your missin out TheRon
30:00 <TheRon> pinball wizard
31:00 <Mew> Fred is a relatively normal chatter
31:00 <Mew> I thought
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd be mistaken then
31:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
31:00 <druff> Breasts
31:00 <partay> Thoth you need a donkey punch to the upside of your head 
31:00 <Thoth> Why are there no Arabic olympic swimming teams?
31:00 <druff> Theron did u know thoth hates mr squiggle?
31:00 <Thoth> The ones who can swim made it to Australia.
31:00 <TheRon> i love miss jane
32:00 <Fez> Hi mewbewbs
32:00 <Saemon> so the shark attack victim at byron bay did managed to get dragged out of the water, but died shortly afterwards from his grievious injuries, reporter said CPR did not work
32:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck she be old now
32:00 <TheRon> are we allowed to call people miss now?
32:00 <Saemon> yah i doubt CPR would do much for someone whose guts are lacerated and hanging out.
32:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
32:00 <TheRon> i thought it was all ms
32:00 <FredFlinstone> not all like being called that
33:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: windy much today?
33:00 <FredFlinstone> booked in for 5.30
33:00 <TheRon> to do what?
33:00 <TheRon> miss reminds me of the hot student teachers we used to get
33:00 <simba> miss mac
33:00 <Saemon> hell yeah student teachers
33:00 <Saemon> most are only like 20 - 22 yr olds
34:00 <FredFlinstone> mail exchange
34:00 <TheRon> nice!
34:00 <FredFlinstone> yeppz
34:00 <TheRon> good food in there
34:00 <FredFlinstone> it is
34:00 <TheRon> plus the pints
34:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
34:00 <TheRon> the tab
34:00 <FredFlinstone> yepp
34:00 <FredFlinstone> tv screens
34:00 <simba> FredFlinstone and TheRon are meaningful contributors to the channel
34:00 <TheRon> close to etihad is a bonus
34:00 <FredFlinstone> and the bar maids 
34:00 <Mew> really b1? in what way is he abnormal?
34:00 <Mew> Hi fezlik
34:00 <Saemon> not that much of an age gap from 17 when i was in yr 12
34:00 <simba> not theyre not
34:00 <simba> more like 25
34:00 <Thoth> Why is asprin white instead of black?
34:00 <Saemon> 18 they are at 1st yr uni
34:00 <Thoth> You want it to work right?
34:00 <Saemon> twaching 3 yr degree
34:00 <Saemon> by 20 they are 3rd yer
34:00 <Saemon> year*
34:00 <simba> who?
34:00 <Saemon> they go on placement in schools
34:00 <simba> stop generalising u make me sick
34:00 <Thoth> What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a pizza?
35:00 <TheRon> that blonde manager chick is phwoar
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, it is pretty windy
35:00 <FredFlinstone> lol there is a couple more
35:00 <FredFlinstone> they know us hahahhaa
35:00 <Skirmish> Wasn't FredFlinstone one of the Kuniva gang picture thing that went around a while back?
35:00 <Skirmish> Sitting on a motorbike?
35:00 <Thoth> A pizza can feed a family of four.
35:00 <Saemon> lol what?
35:00 <Saemon> rofl thoth
35:00 <Saemon> whats the difference between an aboriginal and a park bench?
35:00 <Saemon> a park bench can support a family of four.
35:00 <FredFlinstone> Adam Goodes hates you
35:00 <Ana_Ng> What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Maserati?
36:00 <TheRon> tight jeans and t shirt
36:00 <Mew> nope
36:00 <simba> lol what
36:00 <Mew> that was uncle frederico
36:00 <simba> FredFlinstone and kuniva.. what a strange combo
36:00 <Mew> Fred bear
36:00 <Skirmish> Well if FredFlinstone has nothing to do with Kuniva or #cats then I am ok with him.  
36:00 <Skirmish> Ah that is where I am mixing things up. Thanks Mew. 
36:00 <simba> fred bear is extremely retarded he doesnt chat
36:00 <simba> plus hes prob banned
36:00 <Ana_Ng> There's no Maserati in my garage
36:00 <Saemon> what?
36:00 <FredFlinstone> so does lamumba
36:00 <Saemon> lol Ana_Ng
36:00 <Shadowgate> Ana ng is being funny lol
36:00 <Saemon> whats long, black and smelly?
36:00 <Saemon> the line at centrelink
36:00 <simba> harry o is precious
36:00 <Ana_Ng> fat people have to be jolly
36:00 <Saemon> Ana_Ng what have u done too ShadowLurker?
37:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: and kuniva doa caberet show together
37:00 <FredFlinstone> methinks not
37:00 <FredFlinstone> that fuckhead
37:00 <Mew> he's seemed like one of the most normal chatters in here to me for ages (FredFlintstone) TheRon and him always keep the convoy going
37:00 <Skirmish> From my observations this afternoon FredFlinstone has been a model participator in the channel.
37:00 <TheRon> the odd sinatra number?
37:00 <Mew> THX guys
37:00 <FredFlinstone> nope
37:00 <simba> THX sound
37:00 <Thoth> Michael Jackson didn't die of a heart attack. Complete bullshit. He died in the children ward while having a stroke.
37:00 <Saemon> he seems to hate you more then he hates me now
37:00 <Ana_Ng> mouth rape
37:00 <FredFlinstone> oh fuck this is boring
37:00 <simba> yep this is incredibly shit irc
37:00 <Saemon> what is good irc?
37:00 <Thoth> What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
37:00 <simba> seeing your quit message
37:00 <Saemon> is there ever such a thing
37:00 <Thoth> Nothing. You've already told her twice.
37:00 <British^Meat> lol
38:00 <Mew> Bastardly_One how is he not normal?? I wanna know ur stance on this lol
38:00 <FredFlinstone> don't bother Mew his head is fucked
38:00 <simba> Saemon whenever youre active most people feel like nothing can happen until youre gone, do you even pick up on that?
38:00 <British^Meat> btw i was laughing at simba's jibe
38:00 <Saemon> lol Thoth
38:00 <Saemon> pffft British^Meat
38:00 <Saemon> watevz
38:00 <simba> when i see ur quit message, i fist pump
38:00 <TheRon> festively plump
39:00 <FredFlinstone> he thinks he knows my life
39:00 <simba> mew hes here to snipe not answer questions
39:00 <Skirmish> FredFlinstone: If it's only B1 bad mouthing you then don't worry about it. He's old. He just complains for the sake of it.  He also complains that he is not held above other chatters as special too but the ops cop that not us. 
39:00 <TheRon> tell me why, i don't like mondays
39:00 <FredFlinstone> cos I am here?
39:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
39:00 <simba> cos ur a ginga cat
39:00 <Mew> No I'm gonna hassle him til he answers me simba hehe
39:00 <TheRon> that could do it
39:00 <Mew> B1 b1 b1 b1
39:00 <Saemon> like pauly D?
39:00 <ShadowLurker> dont get it wrong Saemon
39:00 <simba> pump ya full of lead
39:00 <ShadowLurker> i despise you as much as most
39:00 <Saemon> yo Lurkster
39:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck you
39:00 <Saemon> why do u also despise Ana_Ng now though?
39:00 <TheRon> is it the .38 you can't outrun??
39:00 <ShadowLurker> same as you
39:00 <ShadowLurker> dumb fat and irritating
39:00 <Thoth> So simba was laying on his bed naked waiting for his girlfriend to come out of the bathroom. This was the day he lost his virginity. All of a sudden his mother busts in the door. What does simba say?
40:00 <simba> ok panda
40:00 <Mew> ew
40:00 <Skirmish> Mew: If you persist in hassling B1, he will then PM simba or another op that will listen to his cries and he will demand to know why they will not remove you.
40:00 <Mew> how dare you uno
40:00 <simba> yes its bad for everyone
40:00 <Mew> simba
40:00 <Mew> my basketball
40:00 <simba> koff lol
40:00 <Mew> u koff
40:00 <simba> koff uno
40:00 <Thoth> About damn time.
40:00 <simba> ...good 1
40:00 <simba> what a big bad sentence
40:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: handbra?
40:00 <ShadowLurker> simba doesnt say anything
40:00 <ShadowLurker> he maintains eye contact and finishes
40:00 <Ana_Ng> titty twister
40:00 <Saemon> rofl Thoth
40:00 <TheRon> nice
40:00 <simba> apologies to whoever had to read that long boring sentence heres a gif of a whooty shaking to make up 4 it https://38.media.tumblr.com/536b494f14719853f9c743e0a0f70765/tumblr_nbaj5zVqKx1qdoxp5o1_400.gif
41:00 <Mew> yea man
41:00 <Bastardly_One> *smh*
41:00 <simba> mortal koffbat
41:00 <Mew> B1 why is he not normal?
41:00 <Mew> Pls answer
41:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
41:00 <TheRon> what's normal?
41:00 <simba> *sydney morning herald*
41:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
41:00 <FredFlinstone> is he normal?
41:00 <FredFlinstone> methinks not
41:00 <TheRon> i'm fairly regular
41:00 <TheRon> have your breasts even given a bloke a concussion?
41:00 <Saemon> yo Lurks have u seen dawn of the planent of the apes?
41:00 <Maurice> Oh did your mum make a new porno
41:00 <Saemon> it was pretty good but how all the apes were able to speak human puzzled me
42:00 <FredFlinstone> I am boring hahahaha
42:00 <Mew> Id consider you and Ron normal in HERE
42:00 <FredFlinstone> and regular every day
42:00 <Skirmish> This is an easier way of getting an answer Mew.  FredFlinstone ... can you tell us why you believe B1 considers you to not be normal? 
42:00 <Mew> like not mental
42:00 <TheRon> dear god!
42:00 <FredFlinstone> thanks mew
42:00 <TheRon> thats a worry
42:00 <FredFlinstone> I take that as a compliment
42:00 <TheRon> despite my penchant for boobs??
42:00 <simba> "Lurks" lol
42:00 <Thoth> How do you turn fruit into a vegetable?
42:00 <Thoth> AIDS
42:00 <MusiciaN> err
42:00 <TheRon> classy
42:00 <MusiciaN> i don't get it
42:00 <British^Meat> id rather awesome big tits than an ass
43:00 <FredFlinstone> thats normal I am the same
43:00 <simba> boobs are normal
43:00 <FredFlinstone> oh well now that its me you might not be
43:00 <simba> and sacred
43:00 <FredFlinstone> cos I am not normal remember
43:00 <British^Meat> but thanks for the though simba
43:00 <simba> Why not Both!?
43:00 <Floss> updating steam
43:00 <Floss> i decided ill try rust
43:00 <MusiciaN> meh i'm not much of a tits person
43:00 <British^Meat> heh yer Floss :)
43:00 <British^Meat> installing arma2 RN
43:00 <MusiciaN> the rest of the body is more important
44:00 <TheRon> i can't wait for tom jones
44:00 <TheRon> it's gonna be awesome
44:00 <FredFlinstone> yes should be sexational
44:00 <TheRon> just don't do sexbomb
44:00 <FredFlinstone> is that normal to say that?
44:00 <TheRon> tits are amazing
44:00 <Floss> last day to slack off before work tomorrow anyway
44:00 <simba> hips are just as important as the big 2
44:00 <TheRon> what do play with first??
45:00 <TheRon> i dunno
45:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
45:00 <Saemon> nah man
45:00 <Saemon> thighs yo
45:00 <British^Meat> nah
45:00 <British^Meat> tits
45:00 <Saemon> thighs are the most sexy part of a women for me
46:00 <TheRon> i started watching lucy last night and fell asleep
46:00 <FredFlinstone> as you would
46:00 <British^Meat> only coz thats all u can see from your gopher
46:00 <British^Meat> im sorry Saemon, i didnt mean that
46:00 <British^Meat> you arent fat and you dont drive a gopher
46:00 <Saemon> whats a gopher
46:00 <Saemon> oh its one of those cart thingos
46:00 <TheRon> is there anything breasts can't do?
46:00 <British^Meat> yes, that is what it is
47:00 <TheRon> i'd given it a fair crack over the day
47:00 <FredFlinstone> yes so I thought so
47:00 <ShadowLurker> *03:44:52 PM* <Saemon> thighs are the most sexy part of a women for me <-- youre not supposed to eat them
47:00 <Saemon> lol
47:00 <Saemon> hannibal lector
47:00 <Saemon> thats would a cool line in the movie
47:00 <MusiciaN> he's german, thats normal
47:00 <Saemon> like the 'im having friends for dinner'
47:00 <Saemon> line
47:00 <Saemon> classic haha
48:00 <TheRon> ed and derm's show shits me
48:00 <Saemon> agree germans are fucked up man
48:00 <TheRon> she puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
48:00 <Saemon> for a race whose attractive and near perfect lookin
48:00 <Saemon> they do some sick shit
48:00 <Saemon> ive seen their porn
48:00 <TheRon> like when cartman plays lambs
48:00 <Saemon> its dominated by scat play
49:00 <TheRon> bee_girl: fancy some paradise by the dashboard light?
50:00 <Saemon> theres this german porn clip of a beautiful golden haired, pearly white toothed green-blue eyed german chick whos the perfect goddess, fucken aphrodite
51:00 <TheRon> i saw some german porn once
51:00 <Saemon> and forward to mid clip she shits into a bowel n smearing and eating her own shit
51:00 <TheRon> scarred me for life
51:00 <Saemon> indeed
51:00 <Floss> WOT
51:00 <Floss> WOTTHEFCK
52:00 <British^Meat> did u cum b4 the shitting Saemon?
52:00 <TheRon> ?
52:00 <TheRon> floss?
52:00 <Floss> i would guess during....
52:00 <Saemon> nah strangly i couldnt get hard at all watching it
53:00 <TheRon> faux no monday night game, whats up with that?
53:00 <Saemon> i lossed my erection, its suprising coz i consider myself to be quite the sicko perverted fetishist
53:00 <Thoth> An Aboriginal takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says to him "show me its true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.
53:00 <Saemon> but i guess i still have my lemits
53:00 <Saemon> limits*
53:00 <Floss> :o
53:00 <Saemon> wait thoth
53:00 <simba> PAINSTEP
53:00 <Saemon> that didnt really make sense
53:00 <TheRon> penis step
54:00 <Saemon> ah wait
54:00 <Saemon> i re read it 
54:00 <Saemon> all good now
54:00 <British^Meat> do you remember when you were jkl and had no legs Saemon?
55:00 <Mew>  y u no
55:00 <TheRon> uno is a popular card game
55:00 <British^Meat> great days
55:00 <British^Meat> y u do that>"
55:00 <simba> and he used to threaten to overdose on panadol if we didnt chat to him
55:00 <simba> lmbo
55:00 <TheRon> and they will never tear us apart.....
55:00 <British^Meat> honestly dood
55:00 <simba> fuk yea!!!!!!!\
55:00 <British^Meat> as mates.... y u do that?
55:00 <Floss> lol what
56:00 <simba> never tear apples apart!!!!!
56:00 <TheRon> never tear arseholes apart?
56:00 <TheRon> too crude?
56:00 <simba> kinky
56:00 <Floss> its weird to put in my real birthdate when internet asks me to
56:00 <simba> keep that kink up TheRon and youll be an admin for cyberchat nights just like b1
57:00 <TheRon> so....how long as thing with ben got to go?
57:00 <Floss> and knowing i will still get in
57:00 <TheRon> someohow it doesn't appeal
57:00 <simba> Floss just put all your information online, theyve got us all now
57:00 <simba> theres no escape
58:00 <Skirmish> LOL Ricky Gervais has a shirt that says "Let bears shit in the woods" supporting groups that are fighting against bears being kept in cages.
58:00 <Skirmish> I want that shirt.
58:00 <TheRon> veal schnitzel tonight
58:00 <British^Meat> dont post your pic in here
58:00 <British^Meat> u will be banned
59:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: let the bears shit in the woods?
59:00 <simba> postman pic
00:00 <TheRon> is postman pat a german porno yet??
01:00 <Ana_Ng> is that a question
01:00 <TheRon> there's a t-shirt with it
01:00 <Skirmish> Hey babeh.  Thanks for the rage threats from last time we spoke. 
01:00 <simba> it betta b
01:00 <MusiciaN> rule #34
02:00 <Skirmish> I can't find those pictures you said you put on my PC Ana_Ng.  What folder did you put them in?
02:00 <Serenity> hahahah that was funny
02:00 <Thoth> How do you kill 15 flies at once?
02:00 <TheRon> what rule is that?
02:00 <Floss> instakling rust
02:00 <Thoth> Slap an African child in the face
02:00 <British^Meat> lol @ rule 34
02:00 <MusiciaN> rule #34, if exists, there is porn of it
02:00 <British^Meat> so hot
02:00 <TheRon> bananas is pyjamas?
03:00 <bee_girl> meatloaf huh
03:00 <Skirmish> I don't know HOW she did it ... but she worked out my ISP is exetel. She's such an internet sleuth! 
03:00 <TheRon> yes!
03:00 <Serenity> she must be austnets new master hacker
03:00 <Skirmish> element had better watch out.
03:00 <Skirmish> Ana_Ng will hack him and put pics that he needs to explain on his PC. 
03:00 <bee_girl> :)
03:00 <British^Meat> TheRon doesnt look at porn
03:00 <British^Meat> just waits for others to post it up
03:00 <British^Meat> r u scared of your google history?
03:00 <British^Meat> who are you hiding it from?
03:00 <TheRon> teh feds
03:00 <Floss> fuck i love google
04:00 <TheRon> also code for a root next to a baseball field
04:00 <TheRon> :)
04:00 <Skirmish> Classy
04:00 <TheRon> is it
04:00 <Floss> i have so many questions
04:00 <MusiciaN> you don't have to have a browser history
04:00 <TheRon> '8ball is putin ruler of the world yet
04:00 <MusiciaN> you can turn it off in the options
04:00 <British^Meat> ikr
05:00 <bee_girl> make my motor run baby
05:00 <Skirmish> Baseball fields here are right beside a main road.  I wouldn't suggest boofin in the car there. 
05:00 <Serenity> well skirmish her ISP is alaska communications
05:00 <Serenity> maybe you can put some photos on her pc back
05:00 <TheRon> del amtri - always the last to know
06:00 <TheRon> turning japanese, i really think so
06:00 <Skirmish> I don't have that kind of internet skill Serenity.  Plus ... I don't call what ISP the rolly polly uses. 
06:00 <Floss> arrrgh its downloading so slow
07:00 <Serenity> lol
07:00 <Skirmish> How did I type call when I was thinking care? 
07:00 <Serenity> aw man dinner smells ace
07:00 <Serenity> and its not even close to being cooked
07:00 <Skirmish> I really do believe I have a tumor. 
07:00 <Serenity> its austnet
07:00 <Serenity> its getting to you
07:00 <TheRon> german porn?
07:00 <Floss> rust
07:00 <TheRon> rust?
07:00 <Floss> rust.
07:00 <TheRon> whats that?
07:00 <Thoth> What does a tampon and a white attractive woman have in common?
07:00 <Thoth> They're both stuck up cunts
07:00 <Floss> LOL thoth good 1
08:00 <TheRon> you do not have a tumour
08:00 <TheRon> arnie
08:00 <Floss> Ron its an online scavenger type game
08:00 <TheRon> like geocashing only online?
08:00 <Floss> you start out naked with a rock and have to go from there
08:00 <Floss> maybe scavenger is the wrong word
08:00 <TheRon> nice
09:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Dark Lotus : 45 Minutes [The Mud, Water, Air & Blood - 2014]
09:00 <TheRon> you start out as bear grylls and have to find your way home?
10:00 <TheRon> moby - porcelain
10:00 <Skirmish> IT'S NAWT A TUMA!
10:00 <FredFlinstone> might just have a steak sanger
10:00 <FredFlinstone> cbf going outside to cook the fish
10:00 <TheRon> fish?
10:00 <TheRon> damn!
10:00 <FredFlinstone> not hungry at the moment
10:00 <Skirmish> Beef Boganof. 
10:00 <TheRon> minute steak sanga?
11:00 <FredFlinstone> its porterhouse
11:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
11:00 <TheRon> steak and salad?
11:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
11:00 <FredFlinstone> cant even be fucked with that either
11:00 <FredFlinstone> maybe some cheese lol
11:00 <Serenity> we're having a roast mm smells goodly
11:00 <TheRon> i'll cut the cheese
11:00 <FredFlinstone> thick me hopes
11:00 <TheRon> vladimir putin is our lord and saviour 
12:00 <Skirmish> Beef stog with extra mushrooms and basmati rice.  OM NOM NOM NOM
12:00 <FredFlinstone> plus I went out to brekky this morning while the car was getting serviced
12:00 <TheRon> chicken
12:00 <FredFlinstone> I got chicken fillets too
12:00 <FredFlinstone> froze half of them
12:00 <FredFlinstone> I got 10
12:00 <MusiciaN> https://static1.e621.net/data/sample/27/ec/27ecdc412cdd53e8f25e9cd8aef1afea.jpg
12:00 <Saemon> lol TheRon
12:00 <Saemon> RUSEV CRRRUUUUUSSHHHHHHH!!!!
12:00 <MusiciaN> i think TheRon wanted that
13:00 <TheRon> i felt like some chicken on the bone
13:00 <Skirmish> How much per kilo?
13:00 <FredFlinstone> yes its tastier
13:00 <FredFlinstone> I love the legs the best
13:00 <TheRon> for rockling?
13:00 <FredFlinstone> maryland
13:00 <Skirmish> I think FredFlinstone has me on ignore lol. 
13:00 <Skirmish> He would have missed all the lovely things I was saying about him.
13:00 <TheRon> a banana et trois
13:00 <MusiciaN> the rat boobs were the most disturbing part
14:00 <TheRon> 9 a kilo for my drumsticks
14:00 <FredFlinstone> I used to cook that a lot on the barbie
14:00 <Bastardly_One> where from? Latrobe?
14:00 <TheRon> woolies
14:00 <FredFlinstone> I go to a butcher
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that's alright ... I thought the woolies ones are good value
14:00 <TheRon> rats a bloke
14:00 <MusiciaN> bear then
15:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
15:00 <Bastardly_One> the containers?
15:00 <FredFlinstone> right next to the deli and seafood place
15:00 <Bastardly_One> with about 8 - 10 in them?
15:00 <FredFlinstone> the best!
15:00 <TheRon> 6 drums 800 grmas
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
15:00 <Bastardly_One> how NICE are they?
15:00 <TheRon> about to find out
15:00 <FredFlinstone> gonna watch the news for  bit
15:00 <Bastardly_One> how are you doing them?
15:00 <FredFlinstone> bbs
15:00 <TheRon> i think amy is the bear yes
15:00 <TheRon> i have nephews and nieces
15:00 <Thoth> Have you heard about the new car made in Israel? It stops on a dime then picks it up.
15:00 <MusiciaN> ha
16:00 <TheRon> oven with a spanish tomato suace
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I do mine in a baking tray with foil over the top
16:00 <TheRon> casserole dish
16:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me what you think ... I think they're great tasting
16:00 <TheRon> with some chorizo
16:00 <Floss> wheres riddler
16:00 <TheRon> gotham city
16:00 <Floss> ofcourse
16:00 <Saemon> what sort of cooking method do the jews hate mot?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> those things are a staple for me
17:00 <Skirmish> I want a look when they come out of the oven TheRon. 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> well, not a staple but a semi regular thing
17:00 <Saemon> most*
17:00 <Saemon> oven cooking.
17:00 <doctor> yeah alright
17:00 <Pyro-> which oven they hate more.. the gas oven
17:00 <doctor> that's filthy. don't do that
17:00 <Saemon> lol Pyro-
18:00 <Bastardly_One> they look awful when cooked
18:00 <Bastardly_One> as in "what cheap looking crap"
18:00 <TheRon> Skirmish: want a dick pic while i'm at it?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> tasty though
18:00 <TheRon> i don't do photos
18:00 <Saemon> how else could i show you disrespect then doctor?
18:00 <TheRon> hey there you with a sad face come up to my place and live it up
18:00 <doctor> you don't, that's how
18:00 <Saemon> but i dont have respect for you 
19:00 <Skirmish> Well that escalated quickly .... 
19:00 <TheRon> sorry
19:00 <Skirmish> Just wanted to see how good this spanish sauce looked.  I guess you could throw in the dick pic if you want. I can use it when girls ask me. 
19:00 <doctor> but I don't care
19:00 <Saemon> but i do and need to show it
19:00 <Saemon> how about this
19:00 <Thoth> How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
20:00 <TheRon> such an enormous sausage
20:00 <TheRon> i'm kidding its all good
20:00 <Bastardly_One> He's a ballarat boy
20:00 <Bastardly_One> his cooking won't be pretty
20:00 <Thoth> Marry it.
20:00 <doctor> lol silly Saemon, it's amusing to watch you squirm
20:00 <Saemon> lol Thoth
20:00 <TheRon> how do you make a dog go meow?
20:00 <Saemon> that should be
20:00 <Saemon> how do you turn a hot chick fat?
20:00 <Saemon> marry her.
20:00 <TheRon> freeze it and get a chainsaw
20:00 <Serenity> Saemon is so awkward
21:00 <TheRon> we are known for our large penises
21:00 <Bastardly_One> we are
21:00 <TheRon> yep
21:00 <Bastardly_One> if they weren't we'd all be inverted
21:00 <TheRon> just go with it
21:00 <Skirmish> Not only are you an expert on every topic ever discussed here, now you are an expert on others users cooking skill.  
21:00 <Bastardly_One> for 9 mth of the year
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... dude our resturarnts are even not pretty are they TheRon?
21:00 <Serenity> it makes me anxious
21:00 <Saemon> omg Serenity
21:00 <TheRon> too early for nwil diamond?
21:00 <TheRon> neil
21:00 <Saemon> 4 more new housemates are gona enter toniht
21:00 <Saemon> cant wait
21:00 <Saemon> im liking travis already
21:00 <Saemon> he seems like an awesome bro to chill with
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Ballarat, the city of slapped up food
22:00 <Skirmish> http://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/hate-for-sale-as-muslim-flag-adopted-by-jihadists-goes-to-auction-at-sydney-mosque/story-fnii5s3x-1227050847756 
22:00 <TheRon> better off at home
22:00 <Skirmish> Dese cunts.  
22:00 <Skirmish> Auctioning off ISIS flags in Sydney Mosques.  
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I read about that 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you know the worse part IMO?
22:00 <Serenity> i genuinely do not care
22:00 <Saemon> u arnet a fan of this yrs bb?
22:00 <Thoth> Whats the smartest thing to come out of a womans mouth?
22:00 <Thoth> Einstein's cock.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's really the south west leb muslims causing shit in Syd
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lebs with nothing to do with half of these conflicts
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but helping a war out from half way around the world
23:00 <Bastardly_One> go there and die 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> do us a favour
23:00 <Saemon> LOL
23:00 <Saemon> but einstien never married though
23:00 <Saemon> i think he batted for the other team if u know what i mean
23:00 <TheRon> sweet caroline, good times never seemed so good
23:00 <Saemon> so modify that joke into whats the smartest thing to come out of a gay mans mouth
24:00 <Skirmish> Yeah they were the same ones that caused Cronulla and then retaliated 20 suburbs away when the Aussies cracked it.
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that is actually interesting 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I got a better perspective on that recently
24:00 <Bastardly_One> watch the four corners thing on it 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity must of been doing something for uni one day when she linked it 
24:00 <Skirmish> i was there.
24:00 <Thoth> Erm, he had kids you spaz
24:00 <Pyro-> einstein was a genious.. thus smart enough to not get in a relationship
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ok 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> well, the way the lebs tell it 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> they reacted to the anti muslim stuff
25:00 <Serenity> huh
25:00 <Bastardly_One> the four corners thing on the cronulla riots
25:00 <Pyro-> can't have nagging interupting the theory of relativity
25:00 <Pyro-> anyone could kncock up a hooker
25:00 <partay> Snap well said Pyro 
25:00 <Crip>   
25:00 <Saemon> i disagree with the generalisation that einstien was smart
25:00 <Saemon> i mean, sure
25:00 <Saemon> he was a number worm
25:00 <Saemon> good with numbers n physics n shit
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you linked weeks and weeks ago 
26:00 <Skirmish> The incident at the beach was just the match that lit the keg of pent up tension between the two communities. 
26:00 <Serenity> oh right
26:00 <Bastardly_One> if you were there then you'd know
26:00 <Saemon> but theres much more to intelligence than just being a human calculator
26:00 <Pyro-> yeah, but your theorys don;t really carry much weight
26:00 <Saemon> he's got practically no streets smarts
26:00 <MusiciaN> Einstein and Marić married in January 1903. In May 1904, the couple's first son, Hans Albert Einstein, was born in Bern, Switzerland. Their second son, Eduard, was born in Zurich in July 1910. In 1914, Einstein moved to Berlin, while his wife remained in Zurich with their sons. They divorced on 14 February 1919, having lived apart for five years.
26:00 <Saemon> n life skills
26:00 <Pyro-> it was probably an experiment
27:00 <Skirmish> It was an interesting day. 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but that program sort of made it sound like they felt insulted and reacted
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and the aussies were rather stupid 
27:00 <Skirmish> Yeah but they reacted by bashing a surf lifesaver. 
27:00 <MusiciaN> lol
27:00 <MusiciaN> you're a doofis
27:00 <Thoth> Saemon: actually if you were paying attention, maths isn't necessarily about numbers, and Einstein was piss poor at it.
27:00 <Thoth> He was good with theories and concepts however
27:00 <Saemon> who would you rather be in life?
27:00 <Thoth> Why I'm saying this to somebody who previously said: < Saemon> but einstien never married though
27:00 <Saemon> whose life would you rather live
27:00 <Thoth> Who knows
27:00 <Saemon> albert einstiends
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah hang on 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a question if you were there
28:00 <TheRon> they do that in ballarat
28:00 <TheRon> oh hang on thats just in the main street
28:00 <Bastardly_One> is it true that it just started off as a little group of aussies having like an aussie pride moment?
28:00 <MusiciaN> or hitlers
28:00 <Saemon> albert einsteins*
28:00 <Saemon> or ron jeremys?
28:00 <Serenity> why would you bother saying anything to saemon
28:00 <Saemon> i choose ron jeremys all the fucken way.
28:00 <MusiciaN> i liked my option better
28:00 <Saemon> i like pussy way too much
28:00 <Serenity> hes a fucking bucket of donkey spit
28:00 <Saemon> over math n physics.
28:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of a mini aussie day in the carpark?
29:00 <Skirmish> That was the original intention of the SMS that went out. 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> if so, doesn't explain the texts
29:00 <Skirmish> It was never just going to be a small group on the day. 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, right
29:00 <Bastardly_One> so was gonna be just a 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> give us our beach back cunts kind of thing?
29:00 <Skirmish> I am sure the person that started organising it didn't believe that he would get such a reponse.
29:00 <xm> are you kidding me... Einstein was a famous cousin fucker, Saemon 
29:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!!
29:00 <Saemon> get get paid to fuck hot women daily as a profession?
29:00 <simba> ChRonIc TeH HemPHoG
29:00 <Saemon> hell yeah
29:00 <MusiciaN> don't knock cousin fucking till you try it
29:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but non violent?
30:00 <Skirmish> The original sms was also corrupted and changed and then spread to incite the anger of the day.
30:00 <TheRon> i used to feel safe in ballarat but now........
30:00 <Bastardly_One> so it was meant to be as I suggested?
30:00 <Thoth> Saemon: I'd say go read a link, except I remembered you can't read.
30:00 <Saemon> watever thoth
30:00 <Saemon> thor wannabe
30:00 <MusiciaN> everybody is so uptight about fucking
30:00 <Thoth> ...
31:00 <Bastardly_One> just a big peaceful piss on in the carpark?
31:00 <Skirmish> You need to refine your question. 
31:00 <TheRon> big w?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Ballarat is harmless
31:00 <TheRon> huh?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're white and scummy looking
31:00 <TheRon> trailer park trash
31:00 <Bastardly_One> now, back to refining my question
31:00 <Skirmish> The original intention of the day was to demonstrate that the locals were tired of the ethnic violence in their suburb. Yes, they were pissed, but they never thought that so many people from all over would show up on the day.
31:00 <Thoth> MusiciaN: get a few drinks into 'em
31:00 <ShadowLurker> saemon just fuck off
31:00 <MusiciaN> geez, 200 years ago everybody was related to everybody
31:00 <MusiciaN> nobody gave a shit
31:00 <Serenity> are you really raging about your right to fuck your relations?
31:00 <Saemon> societal standards change as time progresses
32:00 <Bastardly_One> was it meant to be a big peaceful, give us our beach back cunts type of thing?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that's interesting
32:00 <Skirmish> The original intention was captured and corrupted, and that led to the massive crowd that showed up and the anger was fanned over the course of a few days leading up to it. 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> so, dumb sheep basically caused it you're implying
32:00 <Thoth> Erm. What? Which country did your family come from?
32:00 <MusiciaN> now its gross to even fuck your step sister you don't share any genetics with
32:00 <Serenity> dude
32:00 <Serenity> lol
32:00 <Saemon> 200 yrs ago it was ok for a 3 yr old to work in the coal mines
32:00 <Saemon> go to inpex today
32:00 <Saemon> do u see any 3 yr olds working?
32:00 <TheRon> Saemon: is tasmaniam
32:00 <xm> not only was Einstein piss poor at maths he added a division by zero in one of his theories for the fudge factoring. he claimed it was his biggest shame ever. dawkins also made basic mistakes in one book too  
32:00 <MusiciaN> no, lazy fucks
33:00 <Skirmish> Crowd mentality took over ... yes. 
33:00 <Skirmish> I wouldn't call it sheep mentality.  Mob/Crowd mentality should be feared when it turns violent. 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> right
33:00 <Saemon> xm enough with the nerd talk virgin
33:00 <Saemon> jesus h christ almight
33:00 <Saemon> almighty
33:00 <Serenity> so MusiciaN is a cousin fucker
33:00 <Thoth> xm: a better descriptor is that he was piss poor at equations. Everything he did was mathmatical theory & proofs tho
33:00 <TheRon> tits or gtfo
33:00 <Serenity> and Saemon is into child labour
33:00 <MusiciaN> i'm not but my cousins married each other
33:00 <MusiciaN> i don't have a problem with it
33:00 <Saemon> no im not, i was using it as an example of how societal standards change over time
34:00 <Bastardly_One> the reason I am asking is 4 corners made the aussies look ignorant and stupid
34:00 <Serenity> yes the whole mod mentality thing is very real and quite frightening
34:00 <ShadowLurker> boob mentality
34:00 <Bastardly_One> the 4 kids they interviewed that were there
34:00 <TheRon> my god this convo is serious?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> were sincerely dumb white australians
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, all from SW lebos
34:00 <Lumeah> Penis's or gtfo
34:00 <Saemon> wat was considered ok at that time, would be considered outrageous and appalling in todays standards
34:00 <MusiciaN> oh Lumeah's about to get flooded with penis pics
34:00 <xm> if it is theory/proofs then the importance of avoiding a division by zero becomes even more important
34:00 <Serenity> Lumeah looks liek hagrid shes not getting flooded by anything
35:00 <ShadowLurker> o.O
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lebos in Syd are a good example of why australians seem racists
35:00 <Bastardly_One> scummy cunts
35:00 <Lumeah> Ohhh yay  but that's whats imgur is for
35:00 <Lumeah> Jeliouse huj? 
35:00 <Thoth> xm: numbers don't come into the concepts einstein developed... 
35:00 <TheRon> hootie and the blowfish - let her cry
35:00 <Thoth> Its a common thing. Hawking has assistants for developing equations to prove his concepts.
35:00 <Thoth> Einstein also did
36:00 <simba> lol
36:00 <Skirmish> I think you are just being ignorant B1. 
36:00 <simba> think about how racist that sentence is
36:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... on the whole I said 
36:00 <ShadowLurker> agreed
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and sure was
36:00 <simba> *smh*
36:00 <simba> *sydneymorningherald*
36:00 <Serenity> you cant make blanket statements
36:00 <simba> what is imgur for?
36:00 <TheRon> did yound einstein also do it?
36:00 <TheRon> young
36:00 <Thoth> Neil Degrasse Tyson only has assistants for doing his makeup.
36:00 <xm> then why would Einstein say it's his greatest shame? 
36:00 <Serenity> uploading cocks to hagrid apparently
36:00 <Lumeah> Nahhh i liked the lyrics stuff the title
36:00 <Saemon> hawkings just says outrageous shit these days in an attempt to remain relevant
36:00 <Thoth> xm: it was before he hired anyone?
36:00 <xm> Neil Degrass is just a watered down version of Carl Sagan
36:00 <simba> fuck up Saemon
37:00 <Serenity> ever without sounding racist
37:00 <TheRon> just like those people who thought michael jackson was a child molester, they're just ignorant
37:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit ... I knew that as I typed it 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess I mean the type like the original conversation on selling off the ISIS flag 
37:00 <Saemon> 'god particle could destroy us all'
37:00 <xm> Degrassi*
37:00 <Saemon> 'kryptonite exists'
37:00 <Saemon> etc
37:00 <simba> youre mocking him because you have no idea what hes on about Saemon
37:00 <TheRon> putin is superman
37:00 <simba> dont mock what u dont understand
37:00 <Thoth> xm: no, Carl Sagan is actually smart.
37:00 <Serenity> please stop Saemon
37:00 <Saemon> in an age where justin beiber and one direction are worshipped, im afraid no one cares about mr hawkins and his wacky theories any longer
37:00 <Serenity> you're embarrassing
38:00 <Bastardly_One> those type
38:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!!!!
38:00 <Snage> i just inserted an object into my rectum
38:00 <doctor> yes, instead of saying such and such people are trash you need to say all people are trash
38:00 <Serenity> you just have to be careful about how you say things thats all using words like 'they' 'them' etc infers you mean everyone
38:00 <Skirmish> Cronulla was an example how tensions between ethnic communities and Australian communities have to a varying degree gotten to a point where the Aussies which by far are the laziest bunch ever, mobilised in never before seen numbers and the results were pretty scary. 
38:00 <Snage> we need Cronulla part 2
38:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, way to go ... end the convo on a great statement :P
38:00 <xm> he is reasonably intelligent but he's a bit of a kook. which is why Apple took the piss out of him
38:00 <simba> nobody cares about what you think about what you dont understand
38:00 <xm> i think he tried to take legal action against Apple for mocking his beliefs
39:00 <TheRon> millencolin - penguins and polar bears
39:00 <Snage> unite people and this time bash all lebs and muslims
39:00 <Bastardly_One> good song
39:00 <doctor> that way you either offend no one or everyone, both acceptable
39:00 <TheRon> bloody oath
39:00 <Skirmish> Easily one of the scariest days of my life that day. 
39:00 <Thoth> Nothing wrong with being a quack
39:00 <xm> they named a project after him where the other projects were named after things like "Piltdown man" etc
39:00 <Thoth> Everyone loved Peter Brock yet he always put magnets on his cars to improve the engine efficiency, he claimed
39:00 <Saemon> ive tried to search for stephen hawkings pics before he got his down syndrome
39:00 <Saemon> i couldnt find any
39:00 <xm> the funniest thing i heard Carl Sagan say was probably "There will be polar bears found on Mars". obviously not to be interpreted literally
39:00 <Saemon> like pics of him in college days or something
39:00 <Maurice> Down syndrome?
39:00 <Thoth> Steve Jobs was a total quack
39:00 <xm> he was too
40:00 <Snage> why was it scary for you skirmish
40:00 <Snage> were you there
40:00 <Bastardly_One> sounded bad on the scanner feeds
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yes he was and that's how the convo has arisen
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I was asking him questions about it
40:00 <TheRon> richmond?
40:00 <Skirmish> Snage: Yes.  I was part of a 4 person crew that was hired to look after a reporter and 2 cameramen for channel 9. 
40:00 <xm> Carl Sagan was really an agnostic which makes him far more rational than most popularisers of science
40:00 <doctor> I think the universe is a very boring thing and I don't understand how anyone could be interested in it, unless of course you were stoned
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh right
41:00 <Snage> did you get to bash any lebs
41:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
41:00 <Bastardly_One> now that's an entirely new perspective yet again 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that would of been scary as 
41:00 <Skirmish> The company I was working with at the time did 2 days prep just looking at sms/emails and the media on the day and up until about an hour before we kicked off they intended to arm us.  Thankfully they changed the risk assessment. 
41:00 <xm> i think he was upset over the movie Contact because he felt it misrepresented his views
41:00 <simba> doctor, thats sad to read...
41:00 <simba> "the universe in its entirety is boring"
41:00 <xm> LOL 'before he got his down syndrome'
41:00 <Thoth> Its the persuit of knowledge, which to many, isn't boring
42:00 <Snage> arm you with what
42:00 <Bastardly_One> if they armed you though
42:00 <Skirmish> Guns. 
42:00 <Snage> do you have a gun licence
42:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine if you got rolled and some idiots got hold of them?
42:00 <Skirmish> Nah mate licences are for pussys. 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a fucking security guard
42:00 <Bastardly_One> what do you think?
42:00 <Skirmish> Of course I have a licence lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> what a fucking stupid question
42:00 <TheRon> i'm up all night to get lucky
42:00 <Saemon> as if space is boring
42:00 <xm> Saemon, i like it when you're channelling beehhh
42:00 <Saemon> what if, u never know
42:00 <Maurice> I think Saemon is currently developing down syndrome
42:00 <simba> white beehhh
42:00 <Saemon> in a galxy far away jedis n stuff exists
42:00 <simba> fuck offfff Saemon
42:00 <xm> well now we have an explanation for Saemon's obsession with... family
42:00 <xm> uncle/aunty/mum/dad
42:00 <xm> same thing
43:00 <Bastardly_One> even chubb do shooting range shit
43:00 <Snage> not all security guards have licences
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're bad
43:00 <Serenity> i was oogling the hot security that was watching over one of the ATMs being emptied today
43:00 <Serenity> theres something sexy about a man with a gun on his belt
43:00 <Snage> only the armagard type ones
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, pardon moi ... was trying to get a point across
43:00 <Skirmish> Snage: In NSW, Every single security guard MUST have a licence to work.  Not all of them have firearms licences. 
43:00 <simba> Serenity, u watch too much Law and Order
43:00 <TheRon> i like svu
43:00 <Snage> exactly, hence why i asked you if you had a gun licence
43:00 <Serenity> i dont watch any law and order
43:00 <Saemon> hih?
43:00 <doctor> yeah people need to romanticize it to make it interesting
43:00 <TheRon> hows matty white doing?
43:00 <ShadowLurker> saemon is down syndrome
43:00 <simba> no idea hes probably out
43:00 <TheRon> that hurts
43:00 <xm> doctor is a philosopher. a professor in the field of depraved humanity. not cosmology
43:00 <simba> but so r ballantyne and walters i think
43:00 <simba> thats good
44:00 <Serenity> and whats that got to do with the cop guard?
44:00 <Serenity> hot not cop
44:00 <ShadowLurker> too much porn
44:00 <TheRon> paul blart mall cop
44:00 <Bastardly_One> what's the compnay that does payrolls and shit down here?
44:00 <Skirmish> There are many these days. 
44:00 <simba> Guns.
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Armaguard?
44:00 <Snage> if you were given a gun and shot someone and killed them you would be done for murder
44:00 <simba> tv makes guns sexy
44:00 <TheRon> yes!
44:00 <TheRon> you got a shot
44:00 <Saemon> all this smart talk is making my thinking tired
44:00 <Saemon> lets talk about WWE
44:00 <Saemon> lol jks
44:00 <TheRon> hawthorn next week not so much
44:00 <ShadowLurker> ban him
45:00 <Bastardly_One> those fuckers need to change their poo green uniforms
45:00 <Serenity> well no
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm over them
45:00 <Serenity> but ok we'll go wit your theory
45:00 <Skirmish> Snage: Depends on the circumstances.  A security guard in NSW must not fire a firearm unless they have the intent to kill the person they shoot at. 
45:00 <Skirmish> Get your noggin around that one.
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I hardly watch tv and I like guns
45:00 <simba> why else is a gun on the belt sexy tell me
45:00 <Bastardly_One> don't see knives all the time on telly but I love knives too
45:00 <xm> doctor, as a doctor of medicine as well you know that smoking toenail clippings lead to cancer and dementia?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> she likes guns?
46:00 <simba> Bastardly_One read before typing
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ever think that might be a reason?
46:00 <Skirmish> For example. If I pulled my gun and shot someone in the leg.  I then went to court and said "I shot him in the leg to stop him" I would be sent to prison for malicious wounding.
46:00 <Snage> a pigeon is sexy simba
46:00 <ShadowLurker> u like cum cannons
46:00 <doctor> oh it definately leads to much worse than that
46:00 <Saemon> doctor u really like, a medical doctor?
46:00 <TheRon> it's just a song about ping pong
46:00 <xm> he sure is
46:00 <simba> its just a thong about ching chong
46:00 <Saemon> ok then ive got a medical question to ask, would save me from a trip to the local clinic
47:00 <simba> I said my theory now I want to hear genuiine woman opinion
47:00 <Snage> security guards are just wannabe cops
47:00 <FredFlinstone> whats a good movie to get?
47:00 <Snage> failures big time
47:00 <Skirmish> Security Guards cannot draw a firearm and threaten someone.  You must only draw the weapon if you intend to pull the trigger. 
47:00 <TheRon> daft punk - give life back to music
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd have to be attacked first right?
47:00 <Thoth> ...
47:00 <doctor> i'm a doctor of death, i wish to preserve nothing and to do away with everything
47:00 <doctor> sure, ask away
47:00 <xm> lol @ politician on TV just to talk about AFL tickets. v. serious matter
47:00 <TheRon> i met another guy who hates adam goodes on the weekend
47:00 <Serenity> [4:39pm] <Saemon> ive tried to search for stephen hawkings pics before he got his down syndrome
47:00 <Saemon> my heart has this sharp pain that lasts for like 1 - 2 seconds everynow n then, but mostly when i get excited or angry etc
47:00 <Serenity> you fucking what
47:00 <Serenity> LOL
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and then prove 2000% you needed to defend yourself
48:00 <ShadowLurker> together we take turns with debbie in the dark
48:00 <Snage> exactly Bastardly_One
48:00 <Snage> you would be in all sorts of shit
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, great ... able to decide in a spilt second if you're about dead or not 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> great job ... not
48:00 <Bastardly_One> ShadowLurker
48:00 <Skirmish> The wording goes along the lines of "You must only draw your firearm, and discharge into the centre of seeing mass as many times as required to remove a threat to the life of yourself or a third party". 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that song is fucking ick
48:00 <oxygen> really?
48:00 <simba> thats what happens when you replace water with mi goreng in your diet
48:00 <xm> Saemon, do you cry when you cut onions?
48:00 <Maurice> Didn't you know you can contract downs, Serenity
48:00 <Saemon> ive been eating alot of salty stuff lately, could it be related?
48:00 <LolinFirf> I hate Adam Goodes too
48:00 <xm> that is a sign that you are highly allergic to onions
48:00 <Saemon> salty like corned beef
48:00 <Maurice> It's like catching gay
48:00 <doctor> that's just the anxiety you get after you regret something
48:00 <Serenity> yeeah apparently downs is contagious...
48:00 <xm> also means you must remove all gluten from your diet, Saemon 
49:00 <ShadowLurker> not even lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it is!
49:00 <Snage> its not easy being a security guard
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I have no idea why that song is ick but it is!
49:00 <Snage> you have to carry around all those business cards to put in the doors
49:00 <Bastardly_One> worse songs in a way on other albums
49:00 <TheRon> pimpin's aint easy
49:00 <Skirmish> If you aren't a complete wanker there is good money to be made as a security guard.  No real career path though.
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it must be the beat
49:00 <TheRon> adam goodes used the do you know who i am on a cop who pulled himover
49:00 <simba> do u even adam goodes
49:00 <simba> Saemon knows why he makes noises like an old tractor, he just wants attention
49:00 <TheRon> adam goodes is a hypocrite
49:00 <doctor> I'd go into detail on why that might be, but I can't be bothered concentrating too hard
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanted to get my CTV licence
50:00 <Bastardly_One> still do
50:00 <TheRon> i be pimping ho's nationwide
50:00 <Skirmish> Snage: lol welcome to 1999 when cards were used by mobile patrolmen.
50:00 <Bastardly_One> would be unfit though I'd think ... you'd need to pass physicals yeah?
50:00 <Skirmish> Not for the licence, no. 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> sweeeeeeeeeeeeet
50:00 <Skirmish> High demand for installers at the moment.
50:00 <simba> why TheRon
50:00 <xm> i dont want to think today. it's hurting not just my brain but my penis as well. as i get pretty hard when i get logical
50:00 <TheRon> maybe not a hypcrite, maybe just treas everyone like shit
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that's just another day after a course ... ctv
51:00 <Snage> physicals for security gaurds lol
51:00 <Skirmish> You may be required to pass a physical for employment. 
51:00 <Serenity> wahh the smell of this food is making me hungry
51:00 <Bastardly_One> something to do ... and not a bad idea
51:00 <Skirmish> Snage: The last 3 security companies I worked for required a physical to be passed. 
51:00 <Snage> on friday you are unemployed by monday you can be a security guard
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the hours I keep and making money doing it
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and so did Snoopys Gunship
51:00 <doctor> lol
51:00 <Saemon> doctor, as a doctor would you give me a prostate exam?
51:00 <Saemon> im worried cuz i havnet got it checked in ages
52:00 <Skirmish> Takes many weeks to qualify for a security licence in NSW. Not sure on Vic. 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> so that's NSW and QLD
52:00 <Serenity> everyone i know thats worked security has had to have medicals
52:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, not that long down here man 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> think it's less than a month 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> emphasis on I think ... not quoting myself on that
52:00 <Skirmish> Snage is talking from his pooper about the security industry.
52:00 <xm> i find Adam Goodes annoying as he's just turning this whole discrimination thing into a pantomime. in the meanwhile the real issues get ignored elsewhere while he frets over contracts, injuries etc
52:00 <Saemon> who the fuck is adam goodes
52:00 <doctor> put that away, I do not check prostates
53:00 <Skirmish> Most people have issues with security guards because they don't like people they believe shouldn't have authority telling them what to do.
53:00 <Serenity> everyone seems to think that anyone who is in security wants to be a cop and failed
53:00 <Serenity> its weird
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean even a little fuck like I could do ctv ... I've been thinking about that for a while tbh
53:00 <Skirmish> I know. I have never wanted to be a cop.  Fuck that. 
53:00 <Thoth> Pro-tip: football is a sport for the underdeveloped.
53:00 <doctor> them fighting words
54:00 <Bastardly_One> most people, not all, but most I know doing security have ended up doing it because they've had to 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and turned out loving it 
54:00 <Skirmish> Get your licence and apply for control room jobs.  Sit on your ass and answer phones. 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> not because they're frustrated wanna be cops
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish my point precisely
54:00 <Bastardly_One> even I could do that 
54:00 <Serenity> http://www.police.vic.gov.au/content.asp?Document_ID=33650
54:00 <Skirmish> There is a % of security guards that are literally failed cops and you can tell because they take being a security guard WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too seriously. 
54:00 <Mew> Ben calls seccos "rent-a-cops" lol
54:00 <Thoth> Pro-tip: so is fighting
54:00 <xm> Thoth cheats when he does 'rock climbing'. he goes on the grounds and pretends to struggle and then rotates it 90 degrees in iMovie. i can tell because i saw a rock wallaby hopping along and he forgot to remove, "note to self edit this out"
54:00 <TheRon> the waiting is the hardest part
55:00 <Serenity> i think everyone does lol
55:00 <Skirmish> I've had guys show up in decked out duty belts with baton, handcuffs and medical packs to do venue work. 
55:00 <Snage> you can do a 2 day course and get a security licence
55:00 <Bastardly_One> did you want to be one at first Skirmish?
55:00 <Skirmish> Snage: Where? 
55:00 <Snage> qld
55:00 <Bastardly_One> it seems to be a job people I know who do it fall into or do it out of neeeding to
55:00 <TheRon> i actually like hary o'brien less
55:00 <Thoth> There I was thinking the objective of sport was fitness, not social media.
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but end up loving
56:00 <Mew> 2 days to be a food court security guard maybe
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd hate one of my friend's jobs though ... she has guard post
56:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: It was a means to an end.  Ethan was young, wanted to make money.  
56:00 <Bastardly_One> all she does all night is sit there checking trucks
56:00 <Mew> PUT DOWN THE FOOD TRAY
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that's her perm shift
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Skirmish ... so same deal
56:00 <Serenity> 2 days to be a hall monitor
56:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh he's right
56:00 <Skirmish> lol takes longer than 2 days in QLD. 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe not 2 days
56:00 <TheRon> hertier whats his face
56:00 <TheRon> matthew, who's the biggest bitchm adma goodes or hertier lumumba??
56:00 <TheRon> bitch
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but down here it's fucking quick
57:00 <Snage> 2 day course
57:00 <Snage> ive done it
57:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not 2 is it?
57:00 <Mew> snagelpuss
57:00 <Bastardly_One> where? world towers one?
57:00 <Serenity> its not 2 days at all
57:00 <Bastardly_One> opposite the casino?
57:00 <Serenity> 2 weeks maybe
57:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck are that mob?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet he's done that course
57:00 <Bastardly_One> IOS
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I think
57:00 <Mew> illuminati
57:00 <doctor> if it's all about fitness, then there's nothing to be discussed or enjoyed about it. work is work and you've got a job to do
58:00 <Serenity> http://securitytraining.net/course/cpp20212-certificate-ii-in-security-operations-unarmed-security-officer-with-first-aid/
58:00 <Serenity> 12 days for that
58:00 <Mew> holy shit that's heaps quick
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah see if you can find one at the world trade center in Melb .. IOS I think maybe
58:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're already looking
59:00 <Bastardly_One> it's definitely a couple of weeks
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but surprisingly short
59:00 <Bastardly_One> not 2 days though
59:00 <Serenity> either way its not 2 days
59:00 <Snage> 2 days and $450
59:00 <Mew> Prestige Worldwide do a 2 day rentacop course
59:00 <Bastardly_One> who with?
59:00 <Skirmish> It's a 5 day course in QLD. 
59:00 <xm> that's why i prefer to work out at the gym. i get more motivated to build muscle when guys are checking me out so i can beat them up afterwards
00:00 <Skirmish> If you did it in 2 days then I would be very quiet about it.
00:00 <Snage> Prosystem
00:00 <Serenity> lol
00:00 <Skirmish> lol I am on their website right now Snage.  5 day face to face course. 
00:00 <Skirmish> They done yours on the dodge.
00:00 <xm> at home there's no one to watch me except for a cat. and cats are great at fighting -- just ask any vet
00:00 <TheRon> give me my money, give me my money back you bitch
00:00 <xm> there's no need to protect cats
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the thing is ... Adam Goodes should accept his fate
00:00 <TheRon> and don't forget to give me back my black t-shirt
01:00 <Snage> Flexible delivery one (1) day attendance required: This course is conducted fortnightly on a Saturday commencing at 8.30am and runs for approximately seven (7) hours. This option allows participants to complete their workbooks at home, self-paced, prior to course commencement. The one day training covers revision of the law, practical components and role plays.
01:00 <Snage> i am ex military
01:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I just seen that part.  My apologies. 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> found it 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the one that I can get for free
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the cunt DOES look like an ape
02:00 <Snage> The cost of this course is $450.
02:00 <Skirmish> Well this is why so many people get their licence in QLD and come to NSW. 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.education.net.au/education/INTERNATIONAL-SECURITY-TRAINING-ACADEMY/1551/
02:00 <Bastardly_One> those dudes
02:00 <Snage> 1 day physically there
02:00 <Bastardly_One> been doing it since I was like 25 or so 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought he might of done that one
02:00 <Skirmish> That is a terrible way to learn the industry in my opinion. 
02:00 <Snage> good way to get a job over the weekend
02:00 <xm> he should retire after this contract and work at Taronga zoo. and raise awareness about endangered animals. he would know, as they hunted many great animals into extinction such as some of the mega fauna. such as a shame kids cant go have rides on giant wombats today 
03:00 <Skirmish> Yeah it is. 
03:00 <Mew> Wow someone on irc  was right
03:00 <Mew> This is a first
03:00 <Snage> i just inserted another object in my rectum
03:00 <Mew> Nice
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and that link is shit
03:00 <Bastardly_One> this ... http://ista.com.au/
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I can do for free
03:00 <LolinFirf> adam goodes is in planet of the apes
03:00 <TheRon> for an australian of the year we show him little respect
03:00 <xm> that's so racist. what if he fell in the gorilla enclosure and they tore all his clothes off? how long would it take for him to be noticed and rescued? we dont want it to get that far
04:00 <Bastardly_One> then I was just gonna do a day more for ctv
04:00 <Skirmish> http://www.smh.com.au/national/guards-take-shortcut-to-licence-20130220-2ernd.html
04:00 <Mew> kenyaneeeero
04:00 <Skirmish> NSW needs to tear up the mutual recognition agreement for Security. 
04:00 <LolinFirf> wouldn't he be at home with them?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol xm
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the endangered species
05:00 <Serenity> http://www.mamamia.com.au/news/woman-crowdfunding-abortion/
05:00 <Snage> so anyway, i was telling the truth
05:00 <Serenity> :|
05:00 <Skirmish> You were snage.
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish
05:00 <Bastardly_One> go to that site
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I never realised they offered all the rest
05:00 <Snage> Fairfax Media understands concerns have been raised about at least four main security training operators in Queensland. However, the Campbell Newman government is refusing to upgrade requirements, which in some cases involve only a two-day face-to-face training component.
05:00 <Skirmish> I've already told you I don't click your links. 
05:00 <Snage> Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/national/guards-take-shortcut-to-licence-20130220-2ernd.html#ixzz3CmR6bauD
05:00 <Bastardly_One> besides basic
05:00 <Skirmish> I don't want to end up on some granny porn site or something when you accidently paste the wrong link B1. 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> a rare form of aborignal gorilla
05:00 <LolinFirf> they can't let adam goodes near a zoo during mating season
05:00 <Saemon> who the fuck in their right mind would let their kids go riding on a giant wombat?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> found hiding in the lagoons of outback australia
05:00 <xm> Saemon, i bet they'd be safer than horses
05:00 <LolinFirf> Saemon: most australian parents
05:00 <Saemon> why would they want their kids to get eaten
06:00 <Bastardly_One> they do specialised code grey hospital training and all 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> pffffffffffffffffffft
06:00 <Bastardly_One> http://ista.com.au/
06:00 <ShadowLurker> murder death  my kind of party fuck you thats how I roll living dead my kind of army dark lotus out of control
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I want your opinion 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the mob I can do my shit for free with
06:00 <Bastardly_One> what would anyone else know at the moment ... you're the one with experience
06:00 <Loof> studies show 1 out of every 4 wombats has raped a child
06:00 <Saemon> wombats are known to maul n attack ppl
06:00 <Saemon> lol yo loofsterrr
06:00 <Loof> sup
06:00 <Saemon> nottin much brah
06:00 <xm> who says they are meat anyway saemo
06:00 <TheRon> bryan ferry - let's stay together
07:00 <Mew> B1 can u tell me why fredflint isn't normal now? 
07:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: If I was a millionaire I would fund her abortion on the agreement that she also had her ovaries or uterus removed at the same time. 
07:00 <Mew> Um genuinely intrigued
07:00 <Mew> I'm*
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew, he's a creeper ... used to be anyway 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> would sit there bagging out his wife and trolling young guys
07:00 <Snage> i crawled out of the abortion bucket at st george hospital
07:00 <Bastardly_One> MatureMac/SorrentoGuy
07:00 <Saemon> they are meant?
07:00 <Saemon> meat*
07:00 <xm> ate*
07:00 <Saemon> they dont need to eat meat to be able to maul n fuck shit up
07:00 <xm> mon18> why would they want their kids to get eaten
07:00 <Saemon> so your toddler is riding in the back of a giant wombat
07:00 <TheRon> where's ernie?
08:00 <Snage> i fought against all the odds to get to where i am today
08:00 <Saemon> all it needs to do is simply roll over
08:00 <Saemon> and makes pancake of your toddler
08:00 <Floss> im about to play rust
08:00 <xm> wombats in captivity are known for being super tame though
08:00 <Floss> get ready to died!
08:00 <LolinFirf> would you let your kid ride on adam goodes?
08:00 <xm> to the point they can not be released back into the wild
08:00 <Saemon> tame or not
08:00 <Floss> ive picked up a wombat before
08:00 <Floss> i was about 6
08:00 <Saemon> animal is an animal
08:00 <Floss> i was so fucking heavy
08:00 <Floss> it* lol
08:00 <Saemon> why do u think dog attacks happen so often
08:00 <Saemon> in backyards
08:00 <xm> Saemon, what about people having dogs? cats? birds? riding horses?
08:00 <Saemon> and have to be put down?
09:00 <doctor> didja win?
09:00 <Skirmish> http://cdn.mamamia.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/JE_TAIME_MOI_AUSSI_01-380x475.jpg   <--------- This picture is terrifying. 
09:00 <xm> that's mostly the stupidity of the owners
09:00 <Saemon> and a child getting killed or injured by riding on a giant wombat
09:00 <Saemon> is mostly the stupidity of the parents
09:00 <xm> a child is more likely to get hurt by a human. a person known to them of all people
09:00 <xm> lol
09:00 <Maurice> Saemons parents displayed stupidity when they decided not to abort the pregnancy
10:00 <Skirmish> HOW THE FUCK DID I END UP ON THAT SIDE THE INTERNET FROM A NEWS WEBSITE!!! *sobs*
10:00 <Snage> terrifying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:00 <Snage> like OMG, its a terrifying pic
10:00 <Serenity> id pay her to keep the baby and give it to me.. considering shes already 20 weeks
10:00 <xm> giant wombat riding hypothetical dangers
10:00 <xm> Saemon is getting worked up!!!
10:00 <Saemon> think about just the name
10:00 <TheRon> oh you didn't know!
10:00 <Thoth> wombats can be pretty nasty aye
10:00 <Saemon> giant - associated with evilness, human eaters, brutes, thugs etc
10:00 <xm> yeah, Agro
10:00 <Thoth> And they're so fat. They use their weight
11:00 <Serenity> that baby is viable in 4 weeks
11:00 <Serenity> then make her get her uterus removed
11:00 <Skirmish> If I win lotto I will email her the offer. 
11:00 <Snage> kick the slut in the guts
11:00 <Mew> SlutGutz
11:00 <xm> they need to be fat shamed
11:00 <xm> im going to tweet some fat wombats on twitter and shame them all
11:00 <TheRon> it's time once again for everybody to come aboard the HOOOOOO! train
11:00 <Thoth> Take some maccas to the zoo. Feed it to wombats. Get photos. Post to twitter.
12:00 <Mew> that'd be a great nickname
12:00 <Serenity> MeGusta's name used to be slutguts
12:00 <Snage> i went and watched the INbetweeners 2 today its fukcing hilarious
12:00 <Serenity> ohh its good then?
12:00 <Serenity> i really wanna see
12:00 <Skirmish> I had to look up what doxxing is. 
12:00 <Snage> its brilliant
12:00 <Snage> i laughed so much a little bit of wee came out
12:00 <xm> Back once again for the renegade master,
12:00 <xm> D4 damager, power to the people.
12:00 <xm> back once again for the renegade master,
12:00 <xm> D4 damager, with the ill behavior
12:00 <Serenity> saemons dad should have wiped him on the curtains that night
12:00 <xm> Thoth, food is a massive rip here at the Perth Zoo. wonder if they have a policy about bringing food like that in
13:00 <Serenity> loll
13:00 <Snage> how its not R rated ill never know
13:00 <Serenity> straya
13:00 <Bastardly_One> orly? on the rating
13:00 <Thoth> Zoos are lame anyway
13:00 <xm> and the serving of chips in the cup was tiny. basically 3-5 chips in a pee cup
13:00 <Thoth> "For the welfare of the animals"
13:00 <Thoth> Yeah my ass.
13:00 <Thoth> Captivity for their good!
13:00 <xm> those elephants dont look too happy. they might need anti-depressants
14:00 <Mew> does anything get rated R anymore? besides porn
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm surprised how many of you like that show 
14:00 <Snage> it shows full nudity
14:00 <Snage> says the c word
14:00 <Serenity> you can say cunt you know
14:00 <Snage> talks about fingering chicks and rubbing their clits
14:00 <Serenity> you can take whatever food you want into the perth zoo
14:00 <xm> can you?
14:00 <Serenity> yes
14:00 <Serenity> we usually take a cooler bag n shit with food cause its too expensive
14:00 <Serenity> paying like $8 for a sandwich
14:00 <xm> you dont by chance remember how much a small cup of chips there is do you
15:00 <Mew> inbetweener tits
15:00 <Snage> licking them out, blowing on their faces
15:00 <ShadowLurker> man the inside of this car smells like quality sniff
15:00 <Serenity> yes ok we get the point lol
15:00 <Snage> shows 1 guy pissing in another guys face
15:00 <ShadowLurker> unna
15:00 <Skirmish> Azaria Chamberlain's little sister is working with Dingos.  Well. 
15:00 <Saemon> i'd take in with me a large dominos pizza lolz
15:00 <xm> i cant remember the exact price but i remember it being insane
15:00 <Thoth> Seen the doco Blackfish?
15:00 <Thoth> Its a documentary so its all fact, none of it is fabricated
15:00 <xm> is that the marine life one?
15:00 <Thoth> Regardless, they have a very good point
15:00 <Serenity> small cup of chips was like $6 or something stupid
15:00 <Thoth> About SeaWorld yea
15:00 <xm> the one that Bindi got done for because of her association
15:00 <xm> yeah i remember $7
15:00 <Saemon> fuck
15:00 <xm> around taht
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and the bells of the chapel go ... jingle jangle ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOiUPl5GjTE
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds "Do you love me?" (Jun 8, 2006) 4:39 - Category: Music - 1,101,653 - 2,324 likes (97%), 73 dislikes (3%)
15:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the best songs ever
15:00 <Saemon> u can get a $2 chips at my local fish n chips
15:00 <Thoth> Not about Bindi no...
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
16:00 <Mew> I had a laugh at that too skirmy ha
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the irony
16:00 <Skirmish> http://www.mamamia.com.au/social/azaria-chamberlains-sister/
16:00 <Snage> what a load of shit
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the world truly is ironic at times
16:00 <Saemon> its like a whole pile wrapped in paper
16:00 <Thoth> About killer whales mameing their captors
16:00 <xm> Thoth, i mean when she was asked over the documentary
16:00 <xm> and why she wont distance herself from that sort of thing
16:00 <Thoth> Heh, that bitch
16:00 <Thoth> Word I just googled her and she's getting hot
16:00 <xm> lol
17:00 <Snage> a dingo fucked my baby
17:00 <Skirmish> This article just got my attention.  Headline is "I had a baby with the wrong man". 
17:00 <xm> when she turns 18... "Wow, that bitch"
17:00 <Thoth> http://www.sunshinecoastdaily.com.au/news/bindi-irwin-turning-15-calls-birth-control-debate/1952994/
18:00 <Snage> a lot of you kids were still in your dads sack when the dingo took azarias baby
18:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off mate
18:00 <Serenity> i dont think i was even born
18:00 <Serenity> when did it happen what year
18:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
18:00 <Snage> 83 i think
18:00 <Bastardly_One> good question
18:00 <Serenity> yeah i wasnt born
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm going to find out 
18:00 <xm> she should really avoid these topics. it'll probably come back to haunt her one day. people do change their minds as they get older
18:00 <Thoth> Meh
18:00 <Thoth> Britney Spears is finally turning into a person
18:00 <Saemon> 15 huh
18:00 <Saemon> u have to wait 3 more years
18:00 <xm> she is right about this birth control thing though
19:00 <ShadowLurker> I may have
19:00 <Bastardly_One> 1980
19:00 <Snage> i was in year 12
19:00 <Bastardly_One> says at the top of that article
19:00 <Serenity> 1980
19:00 <Serenity> yeah
19:00 <Bastardly_One> so I was .. ummmmmmmmmmm
19:00 <Snage> it was a huge debate at school
19:00 <Bastardly_One> 21
19:00 <Snage> 21
19:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck ... 21 in 1980
19:00 <Snage> how fucking old are you
19:00 <xm> the problem is that they do have much of it available to them. the problem being is that they dont know how to use it properly
19:00 <Thoth> Which part?
19:00 <xm> Africa
19:00 <Thoth> "BINDI Irwin has renewed her calls for a debate on population control, saying she is upset very young girls in Third World countries are having babies they can't afford to feed."
19:00 <Thoth> That part? :D
19:00 <Saemon> she should go join her dad.
19:00 <Saemon> take a swim with some sting rays bitch
19:00 <xm> it's not uncommon for them to rape virgins because of the belief it will cure them of AIDS
20:00 <Serenity> LOL
20:00 <Bastardly_One> work it out
20:00 <Serenity> Bastardly_One is so old he borrowed a cup of sugar from jesus
20:00 <Snage> get off the internet you stupid old fart
20:00 <Snage> for fucks sake your a grandpa
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the cunt never gave that back either Serenity
20:00 <Serenity> you
20:00 <ShadowLurker> wot
20:00 <Serenity> borrowed
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no ... fail
20:00 <ShadowLurker> read it again
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I did 
20:00 <ShadowLurker> looool
20:00 <Serenity> get some glasses
20:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
20:00 <Snage> 55 years old and in a chat room
20:00 <ShadowLurker> we just need Saemon to go and teach them how to not contract down syndrome
20:00 <Saemon> lol lurks
20:00 <xm> also kick out the Catholic institutions in Africa maybe
20:00 <ShadowLurker> you are so dumb
20:00 <Serenity> they should be installing implanon in all of them
21:00 <Snage> i sense a pedo
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I have ... that's the scary bit
21:00 <Serenity> not quite 55
21:00 <Serenity> lol
21:00 <ShadowLurker> o.O
21:00 <Serenity> snage... thats not appropriate for this channel
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I sense someone unable to add
21:00 <ShadowLurker> I smell a ban
21:00 <Snage> i smell boiled lollies
21:00 <Thoth> " the passionate Wildlife Warrior says she wants to ignite debate on issues like not eating wildlife or over populating the planet."
21:00 <Serenity> lol installing..
21:00 <Serenity> theyre all computers
21:00 <Saemon> africa is just a cesspit of failed humanity
21:00 <Thoth> I was talking with someone about that today....
21:00 <xm> they will never care about that...
21:00 <Thoth> You shouldn't eat meat if you can't kill it.
21:00 <ShadowLurker> install the antibirth chip
21:00 <Saemon> hard to imagine that humans originated from that continent
21:00 <Thoth> I'm happy killing my meats
21:00 <xm> thoth, are you vegetarian?
21:00 <Thoth> Therefore, fuck ya'll
21:00 <xm> ok i take that as a no
21:00 <ShadowLurker> why not Saemon
21:00 <ShadowLurker> youre here
21:00 <Saemon> touche
21:00 <Saemon> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ho ho ho ... 
22:00 <Serenity> i thought he was new but his whois says otherwise
22:00 <Bastardly_One> another pedo comment
22:00 <Skirmish> Come on B1 don't be a sook. 
22:00 <Snage> yeah B1
22:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not new ... he's the dude that goes on about pigeons to simba
22:00 <Snage> you fucking faggot
22:00 <Serenity> oh is it jerome?
22:00 <Snage> i just inserted yet another object into my anus
22:00 <Skirmish> If Serenity feels he needs to be banned she will ban him.  Sooking isn't going to make a difference. 
22:00 <Thoth> Not sure I should eat chicken though... have you seen how they process it?
22:00 <xm> Thoth, as long as you tenderise the meat afterwards it'll make up for it
22:00 <xm> yeah. i dont eat chicken anyway
22:00 <Bastardly_One> the trick with most foods is to eat and not think
22:00 <Bastardly_One> or else you'd starve to death
22:00 <Thoth> Antibacterial is a good topic for chicken processing...
22:00 <Serenity> my ex worked in a chicken ab here in WA that supplies most of our chicken
22:00 <Thoth> Its either bleach or UV lights which may not kill the bacteria
23:00 <Snage> yeah, so fuck off
23:00 <Bastardly_One> stop clutching at straws Skirmish
23:00 <Serenity> you're about || close
23:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't I that said anything about a ban 
23:00 <Skirmish> I'm not. 
23:00 <Snage> its IRC not parliament you fucking whinger
23:00 <Serenity> if you saw what went on in there youd never touch the shit
23:00 <Serenity> its foul.. no pun
23:00 <Saemon> why Serenity? what goes on
23:00 <Bastardly_One> same with one of my exes over here actually
23:00 <ShadowLurker> its delicious
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not just chicken though
23:00 <Saemon> do they drop the chickens on the floor n stuff?
23:00 <xm> im also fond of chickens as i had them as pets
23:00 <ShadowLurker> ofc it is b1
23:00 <Serenity> no saemon im not speaking to you
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a lot of food ... the trick is not to think
23:00 <Thoth> Turkey has essentially the same processing
23:00 <Serenity> i figure if its not killing me or making me sick
23:00 <Serenity> im gonna eat it
23:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, not a huge chicken farm but she's a country girl
23:00 <xm> chickens are the most common type of bird in the world. im pretty sure 100 years ago it was nothing like that
24:00 <Skirmish> Yeah ... pointing out "another pedo comment" wasn't at all suggesting that Serenity should ban him.  You really do treat people as if they're stupid B1 and it's your number one failing. You want to know why?  Course you do.  It's a failing because you're not smart enough to pull it off. 
24:00 <Thoth> Duck probably does too
24:00 <Thoth> I'd rather shoot duck and eat it myself. I should start doing that.
24:00 <Bastardly_One> go get some chickens
24:00 <Saemon> nah thats dagerous
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and kill them yourself
24:00 <xm> there's mass production and they're placed in high density 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> heaps of farm people do that 
24:00 <Serenity> we had chickens when i was a kid
24:00 <Bastardly_One> buy chooks, fatten them up and cull them
24:00 <Saemon> animals that goes into slaughterhouse are safelty bred in a controlled envinronment 
24:00 <Serenity> loved looking for eggs
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah righty o 
25:00 <Skirmish> Glad we had this chat. 
25:00 <Snage> awww poor widdle skirmish is all butthurt
25:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on ... keep clutching at anything
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I couldn't give a flying fuck at a rolling donut
25:00 <Snage> its an irc fight lol
25:00 <Saemon> they are disease free etc
25:00 <Thoth> Yea but chickens are annoying. It'd be like living with Saemon
25:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOOL
25:00 <ShadowLurker> you have no idea Saemon
25:00 <xm> chickens are awesome
25:00 <Saemon> u go shoot animals in the wild to eat, no telling what diseases it may have
25:00 <Bastardly_One> good point Thoth
25:00 <xm> except for noisy roosters
25:00 <Serenity> chickens are full of tumours
25:00 <Thoth> Also I live in Glebe. I can't really put chickens on my balcony, although apparently some people do
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and OMG
25:00 <Serenity> its fucking gross
25:00 <Bastardly_One> chickens are not fucking safe to eat from chicken farms idiot
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the convo fuckwit
25:00 <xm> Thoth, if you live high enough the chances are greater a cat would survive that than a chook
25:00 <xm> nature is funneh !!!
25:00 <xm> falling over that is
26:00 <Snage> 2 nerds battling it out for nerd supremecy
26:00 <Snage> you failtroll!
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ShadowLurker seeing as you might be the only one that has heard it and I am listening to it now 
26:00 <Thoth> Oh yea, and I have cats
26:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One dems are fight'in words
26:00 <xm> how many
26:00 <Thoth> Cats + chicken = not in my appartment
26:00 <Thoth> 2
26:00 <Serenity> Saemon
26:00 <Serenity> im so close to banning you forever
26:00 <xm> you should teach the cats parkour so they can go leave the apartment through the balcony and come back up
26:00 <Thoth> Maybe I should start eating cats
26:00 <Serenity> thts about how much youre pissing me off
26:00 <Thoth> HEH
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Killjoy Club album ... like or not?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one else seems to of heard it *shrugs*
27:00 <Skirmish> You pioneer. 
27:00 <Snage> *shrugs*
27:00 <Thoth> I don't let the cats outside at all
27:00 <Serenity> my cats dont go outside
27:00 <Serenity> well i have one cat and one panther
28:00 <Snage> *farts and follows through*
28:00 <Bastardly_One> hardly ... just seems no-one remembered it was coming out 
28:00 <Serenity> if i havet downloaded it he hasnt heard it
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you're in charge eh?
28:00 <Snage> Serenity are you hot
28:00 <Serenity> no hes just lazy
28:00 <Thoth> I don't trust my neighbours
28:00 <ShadowLurker> the panther is far too lazy to go outside
28:00 <Thoth> The majority have some kind of intellectual disability
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
29:00 <Serenity> piss off Snage
29:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
29:00 <Snage> i feel like jerking off
29:00 <Serenity> pm Lumeah
29:00 <Snage> need something to get the blood flowing
29:00 <Snage> is Lumeah a poofter?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
29:00 <Bastardly_One> fully
29:00 <Snage> fuck that then
29:00 <Bastardly_One> total fag that guy
29:00 <Snage> i like they pussayyyyyyyyy
29:00 <ShadowLurker> like most here
29:00 <xm> i would love to live near deaf neighbours. just blast loud music all day and have no one complaining. they may wonder about the ripples that form over the surface of their water though
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the panther never goes outside?
29:00 <xm> but the downside is that i got violently robbed they may not hear a thing
29:00 <Bastardly_One> by choice?
29:00 <Thoth> A week ago or something I got pizza. One came running out to the street and almost yells "DID YOU GET PIZZA?". I told her "Na, I'm buying drugs. Leave me alone". A few days later I get pizza again and she's at the letterbox... "oh so you really are a drug user"
29:00 <Saemon> lol they'd think a t-rex is coming xm
29:00 <xm> get*
30:00 <Snage> nice big flaps and waxed
30:00 <Mew> are boobs still in the topic?
30:00 <Skirmish> Snage: Serenity is so hot that 3 years ago she stopped linking pictures of herself to people on irc after someone looked and ejaculated instantly so hard they ruptured their prostate. 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't add up
30:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck did he grow so fucking big?
30:00 <Thoth> I park the work car right next to hers in the garage... I mean wtf
30:00 <xm> lol Thoth
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he is like maine coone size
30:00 <Thoth> She knows who I am, and she should know I think she's spastic
30:00 <xm> i try not to talk to my neighbours at all
30:00 <Serenity> turbo doesnt go outside no
30:00 <Saemon> why not xm?
30:00 <Serenity> domestic cats belong inside
30:00 <xm> i do not know their names. if i saw their images now i wouldnt know who is who
30:00 <Maurice> Mine tries to escape
30:00 <Maurice> But she can keep dreaming
30:00 <xm> i only know their dog names as they, "shut the f*ck up cooper"
30:00 <Saemon> i dont either, coz once u formed that closeness, they will feel its ok to bother you more
30:00 <Serenity> i just weighed turbo Maurice
30:00 <Serenity> 9.2
31:00 <Serenity> yes mew
31:00 <Serenity> i think you should donate a nipple shot too
31:00 <Snage> that would be because 90% of cunts on here couldnt get laid in a brothel with a fist full of $50 notes
31:00 <Bastardly_One> back to before ... 2014 - 1969 would of made me 11 in 1980
31:00 <Maurice> Far out
31:00 <Maurice> Fat fucker
31:00 <Saemon> like knock on your door asking for sugar
31:00 <Serenity> homers 5.7
31:00 <Maurice> Auds was about 8
31:00 <xm> Saemon, a bit like that. once the rules are established that's it
31:00 <Maurice> Esme is probably like, 3
31:00 <Serenity> turbo isnt fat though
31:00 <Saemon> or burrow the garden clippers etc
31:00 <Maurice> I'll weigh her when she wakes up
31:00 <Serenity> its just proportionally massive
31:00 <Bastardly_One> 9.2 isn't that big ... look at his size
31:00 <Thoth> Not knowing who your neighbours are is probably a good move
31:00 <Maurice> It is for a cat
31:00 <Serenity> cats are supposed to weight 4-6 kilos
31:00 <Serenity> 9 is huge specially got a cat that isnt fat
31:00 <Bastardly_One> not when it's the size of a maine coone
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I cant
32:00 <Snage> im 1966 vintage
32:00 <Bastardly_One> even hookers have standards :(
32:00 <Snage> simba gets laid
32:00 <Snage> if pigeons count
32:00 <Serenity> for*
32:00 <Maurice> He's not a maine coon, get over your fixation
32:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I said he's that fucking big
32:00 <Serenity> ive had a maine coon
32:00 <Thoth> Serenity: they can be bigger. One of mine is like 12kg. He's not fat, he's big boned.
32:00 <Bastardly_One> a normal size cat ... fine
32:00 <Serenity> completely different shape
32:00 <Maurice> He's not fat, he's undertall
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine was a fatty too ... 7.5 was his average
32:00 <Matthew> just like a prayerr... your voice can take me thereee...
32:00 <Thoth> Maurice: leluled
32:00 <Serenity> my old all black cat was 16 kilos
33:00 <Bastardly_One> still sex
33:00 <Bastardly_One> so it counts
33:00 <Snage> pigeon love
33:00 <Skirmish> I actually like the new Taylor Swift song ..... 0_o
33:00 <Saemon> oh god its Matthew.
33:00 <Bastardly_One> persian chinchilla cross
33:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking fur beast that cat was
33:00 <Maurice> Mums neighbour had a norweigan forest cat
33:00 <Maurice> He was big
33:00 <Serenity> turbos bigger than most small dogs lol
33:00 <Serenity> monster
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you would
34:00 <Serenity> lol Skirmish me too =/
34:00 <ShadowLurker> doesnt matter had sex
34:00 <Snage> i want to fuck myley cyrus up the dung funnel
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yes ShadowLurker
34:00 <Snage> i want her poop on my shaft
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I was singing that as I said it 
34:00 <Serenity> im actually starting to like miley
34:00 <Serenity> she fucken stirs everyone up and gives not one fuck
34:00 <Bastardly_One> next you two will tell me anaconda
34:00 <Serenity> ok bbs
34:00 <Bastardly_One> with abraham you used to have to put child locks on the fridge and cupboards ... he'd use his weight to open them
34:00 <Thoth> I really love cats
34:00 <Bastardly_One> one morning I woke up to him inside the fucking fridge
34:00 <Thoth> I can't sleep unless I have my arm around elmo :/
34:00 <Saemon> bastet
35:00 <Serenity> i think its fabulous
35:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: I hate how she makes herself to appealing in the film clip by being a goose too.  HATE IT!  but like it.  AAAAAAAAAARGH! 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> is a work of art
35:00 <Snage> myley has the best camel toe
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll both tell me nicky mange or whatever her name is ... is an artist
35:00 <Snage> i could suck on that till it gets wrinkles
35:00 <Bastardly_One> when anaconda seems to be only about her fat arse
35:00 <Snage> nicky minage is great
35:00 <Skirmish> You fap to that filmclip B1.  Admit it.
35:00 <Snage> she likes american guys
35:00 <Saemon> the goddess of cats
35:00 <Thoth> Maddy gets jealous and says I never cuddle her
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss having one around 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> a cat 
35:00 <Thoth> She doesn't purr but
35:00 <Thoth> Or have a fluffy belly
36:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I fap to Window Licker by Aphex Twin
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that clip
36:00 <Snage> i fap to everything
36:00 <Matthew> how rude, Saemon
36:00 <Maurice> Mine purrs and sucks on my clothes, but only when she decides to be nice
36:00 <Maurice> Otherwise shes just a bitch
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I love your cat
36:00 <Saemon> Matthew what are you talkin about mate
36:00 <Bastardly_One> she sounds awesome ... and she isn't ugly
36:00 <Saemon> how was i rude?
36:00 <Maurice> I was brushing my hair the other day and she fucking jumped at my back
36:00 <Maurice> Her front paws hit my shoulder blades
37:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see you can get fappening t-shirts now?
37:00 <Snage> again 90% of ircers would need one
37:00 <Lumeah> I'm happy ur telling people I'm gay. Less id
37:00 <Snage> LUmeah!!! will you suck my cock and lick my balls?
37:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah: No one can be sure. You look like a butch lesbian. 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... is she getting big?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> like weight as well?
37:00 <Matthew> "oh god it's Matthew" ... but quite fitting you mentioned God as I was singing 'Like A Prayer'
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I love female cats ... horrid little bitches as kittens
38:00 <Snage> skirmish , pic please
38:00 <Skirmish> I don't have her pic. Ask her. 
38:00 <Lumeah> Oi.. Lol. 
38:00 <Snage> oh its a chick
38:00 <Skirmish> Just be prepared for the massive afro.
38:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I said she was a fag
38:00 <Bastardly_One> was sarcasm
38:00 <Snage> ill pm it
38:00 <Maurice> Yeah shes finally getting bigger
38:00 <Saemon> watever Matthew.
38:00 <Matthew> <Saemon> get cancer cunt
38:00 <Matthew> ^ and thanks for that! <3
38:00 <Saemon> lol wtf
38:00 <Saemon> so u just blatantly make up logs out of nowhere
38:00 <Saemon> is this the game you're gona play now?
38:00 <Matthew> I will screenshot it
38:00 <Matthew> brb
38:00 <Saemon> pathetic
39:00 <Snage> ill suss out the vadge
39:00 <Skirmish> I want to meet the chick that does the crab dance in the Taylor Swift video clip and tell her how awesome I think she is.
39:00 <LolinFirf> hey Matthew 
39:00 <LolinFirf> http://www.gaydar.net/goofygoogleeyed
40:00 <Snage> what is the new taylor song called
40:00 <Snage> so i can google the cunt
40:00 <Lumeah> Oh shut up. Lol not afro
40:00 <Bastardly_One> oh simple simon is doing a Pictard is he?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> sending pm's and denying shit 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> gonna cause shit do it in public ... not like a coward
40:00 <Matthew> coward is a good word for it
41:00 <Skirmish> 3m22s. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Taylor Swift - Shake It Off (Aug 18, 2014) 4:02 - Category: Music - 81,756,669 - 902,473 likes (87.2%), 132,021 dislikes (12.8%)
41:00 <Snage> LUmeah do you have a chunky vadge or a nice tucked in  vadge
41:00 <Skirmish> Her vagina looks like a massive munted hairy claim I reckon. 
41:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
41:00 <Snage> hah Skirmish
41:00 <Matthew> if you are going to try to insult me: at least do it in the channel like everybody else
41:00 <Bastardly_One> so I was right?
41:00 <Thoth> boy cats are better than girl cats imho
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Pictard floods me no stop in pm
41:00 <Thoth> They're more loveable
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Thoth, they're lazier and all
42:00 <ShadowLurker> munted hairy clam eating chewbacca
42:00 <Skirmish> LOL ^
42:00 <Snage> wow 1080p film clip, good fucking shit
42:00 <Thoth> So? Its not like they need to get up and go to work
42:00 <Matthew> http://uploads.im/VrmnZ.jpg
42:00 <Bastardly_One> female cats are the hunters and have to put up with shit
42:00 <Matthew> ^ nice work, Saemon
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ getting up and going to work 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I think after they're desexed male cats are almost too lazy to eat 
43:00 <Snage> i want to watch taylor swift lick out myley cyrus
43:00 <Snage> id blow in my jocks
43:00 <Thoth> Except for when I have food, like roast pork
43:00 <Maurice> My boy was more laid back than my girl
43:00 <Maurice> He's even lazier now :/
43:00 <Bastardly_One> they're way more laid back than female cats
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you full on notice as kittens ... female kittens are evil <3
44:00 <Skirmish> I would not be surprised if this was Lumeah. http://www.thehirsutismhub.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/beforewax1.jpg
44:00 <Snage> that song is fucking good
44:00 <Snage> im going to jerk off to it
44:00 <Thoth> They don't change
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... true 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but I enjoy the mind games
44:00 <Thoth> My girl is totally nuerotic... only ever complains about everything, and even when theres nothing to complain about
44:00 <Matthew> is Saemon that some despicable 'thing' that claimed to be wheelchair bound in order to gain sympathy from other IRC users?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
44:00 <Matthew> how amusing on a number of levels
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you have a me as a cat?
44:00 <Saemon> im not a thing 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> sucks to be you Thoth
44:00 <Saemon> im a person
45:00 <Skirmish> Yeah part of me feels ashamed for liking it. 
45:00 <Snage> why
45:00 <Skirmish> Because it's Taylor Swift. 
45:00 <Snage> you are ashamed to like a fucking hot chick?
45:00 <Snage> actually this being irc, forget that
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you are a thing
45:00 <Thoth> Yea except she's funny sometimes
45:00 <Bastardly_One> buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn!
45:00 <Saemon> pipe down nose ring
45:00 <Bastardly_One> payed 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> *lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> wow, I have a nose ring 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> O
45:00 <Bastardly_One> M
45:00 <Bastardly_One> G
45:00 <Bastardly_One> KILL ME!
45:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking idiot
45:00 <Saemon> on fire tonight arent yah old timer
46:00 <Skirmish> She hasn't presented herself as a smart girl in the past.  Intelligence plays a huge role in how I define someone's beauty. 
46:00 <Snage> you sound like a fucking poofter
46:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
46:00 <Bastardly_One> if I was on fire I'd be rolling around the ground putting it out
46:00 <Saemon> whoa fiesty n quick with your retorts
46:00 <Saemon> seems like the dementia has relasped for now
46:00 <Saemon> good for you.
46:00 <Saemon> :]
47:00 <Skirmish> I am not superficial. I make no apologies about that. 
47:00 <Snage> of course you dont bruce
47:00 <Skirmish> I dislike vapid women. 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> the dementia happens later on 
47:00 <Thoth> so tell me Saemon... about the wives einstein never had...
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
47:00 <Saemon> he's never married
47:00 <Matthew> Saemon claims to be wheelchair bound after a horrific car accident...
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that reminds me ... do you read Thoth?
47:00 <Matthew> but this has been proven to be false.
47:00 <Saemon> he devoted his life to physics n maths
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Matthew that was busted
47:00 <Saemon> matthew is this australia
47:00 <Saemon> show australian values of mateship please
47:00 <Thoth> Bastardly_One: sometimes
47:00 <Bastardly_One> he was in here one night crying about work for the dole
47:00 <Matthew> what sort of sick 'thing' would make up such a vulgar lie in order to gain attention?
48:00 <Snage> only on irc
48:00 <Snage> what else can i say
48:00 <Snage> oh my gosh look at her butt
48:00 <Matthew> your life must be so... empty
48:00 <Saemon> lol Matthew 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that cripple story has been proven to be made up
48:00 <Saemon> pfffft watevez Bastardly_One
48:00 <Bastardly_One> same as his housemate jkl (him) died in peru
48:00 <Saemon> wat are u, writing my autobigrappgy
48:00 <Matthew> yeah... "mates" all the time tell their "mates" to 'get cancer, cunt'
48:00 <Saemon> stalker alert
48:00 <Matthew> and then the best way to end...
48:00 <Thoth> I forget the last book I read... it was a long time ago.
48:00 <Matthew> <Saemon> get cancer cunt
48:00 <Matthew> <Saemon> lol no one cares faggot
48:00 <Saemon> lol fake logs
48:00 <Saemon> amatuer.
49:00 <Snage> my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun
49:00 <Snage> so a chick cant be good looking unless she is smart?>
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Thoth, there's a great novel where Joyce and Einstein are detectives
49:00 <Bastardly_One> guess who the criminal is though?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Crowley
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <Thoth> I definately don't read fiction
49:00 <Matthew> I will again screenshot those to prove their authenticity
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Matthew don't bother
49:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone knows even you whining is better than he will ever be 
49:00 <Saemon> rofl at the effort Matthew goes too
49:00 <Saemon> takes irc super seriouz
49:00 <Thoth> Although I got the fifty shades trilogy to pretend I read. I think I'm doing it right
50:00 <Snage> that makes no fucking sense at all
50:00 <Skirmish> That is 100% correct. 
50:00 <Snage> faggot
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Thoth, DO NOT DO IT!
50:00 <Bastardly_One> those books are fucking rubbish
50:00 <Matthew> says the same psychologically disturbed fucktard who made up some sob story about being in a wheelchair to gain sympathy/friends
50:00 <xm> there's no point reading modern fiction. it's mostly trash
50:00 <Bastardly_One> if you want bsdm novels I can give you a better set
50:00 <Thoth> The wife sure liked 'em
50:00 <Saemon> lol b1 with da zing
50:00 <Bastardly_One> they are twiight bdsm fiction
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and fucking RUBBISH
50:00 <Saemon> oi Bastardly_One
50:00 <Saemon> RAw is out
50:00 <Saemon> u watched it yet?
51:00 <Skirmish> You can roll out a 10/10 stunner, but if she opens her mouth and it a painfully stupid retard then I would no longer rate her a 10/10. 
51:00 <Skirmish> In saying that .... you can roll out a 6/10 and she could be witty, funny and intelligent.  I would rate her 10/10. 
51:00 <Snage> you are going to end up with a fat ugly chick
51:00 <Bastardly_One> no, later
51:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, the novel I'm talking about is old ... Robert Anton Wilson 
51:00 <Matthew> [19:50:48] <Saemon> u watched it yet?
51:00 <Matthew> [19:50:54] -Saemon- get leukemia cunt
51:00 <Matthew> [19:51:05] <Bastardly_One> no, later
51:00 <Matthew> thanks Saemon... I will try my best...
51:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
51:00 <Saemon> Raw is out, u seen it yet?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Masks of the Illuminati ... has nothing to do with the title though
52:00 <Snage> sucks to be you
52:00 <Skirmish> I will end up with a chick that I will be able to talk to and enjoy speaking to for the rest of my life.  Lucky me. 
52:00 <Snage> oh i have a little tear in my eye
52:00 <Snage> skirmish you are feminine and sweet
52:00 <Skirmish> Every man needs a balance. 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I said
52:00 <Bastardly_One> no, later
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
52:00 <Saemon> oh
52:00 <Bastardly_One> stop annoying Matthew you little pissant
52:00 <Bastardly_One> because everyone else is making you cry
52:00 <Saemon> im not, he's makin up fake logs n posting it
52:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit he is 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard and you have a lot in common
52:00 <xm> that's still modern
53:00 <Snage> are you related to |RAZ| ?
53:00 <Skirmish> I have no idea who RAZ is. 
53:00 <Skirmish> Just know it is a nick from #brisbane.
53:00 <Snage> just checking cause you sound like him
53:00 <Saemon> why would i annoy Matthew?
53:00 <Saemon> he's nothing to me
53:00 <Saemon> i have better things to do with my time
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you tell us 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> why would you?
53:00 <rookal> Matthew is a loser
53:00 <Saemon> ^
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Matthew is a fucking awesome human being compared to Saemon
53:00 <Saemon> i heard he's homosexual
53:00 <Saemon> good for him
54:00 <Snage> ' a chick cant be hot unless she is smart'
54:00 <Skirmish> Adele makes me randy. 
54:00 <Snage> Adele is a fat cow
54:00 <Skirmish> RAZ is an intelligent man if he believes that. 
54:00 <Skirmish> I would happily put a baby inside her. 
54:00 <rookal> Bastardly_One your life is irc
54:00 <Matthew> <rookal> pisss off bitch cunt
54:00 <Matthew> <rookal> go around trying for a new group you have no friends idiot
54:00 <Matthew> ^ thanks rookal ...
54:00 <Saemon> lol at matthew
54:00 <rookal> Matthew stop making fake logs idiot
54:00 <Matthew> another halfwit weighing into the debate
54:00 <rookal> I dont even know who you are
54:00 <Saemon> this lil bitch
54:00 <Matthew> then why PM ?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Matthew, here's a tip
55:00 <Bastardly_One> they're winning
55:00 <Matthew> I will EXPOSE MORE LIES
55:00 <Bastardly_One> think on that
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm starting to think you're a chubby chaser
56:00 <Skirmish> I do prefer the chubby girls.  Girl needs curves. 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I get called that but I think it's just a co-incidence in women I like the personalities of
56:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough ... nothing wrong with that 
56:00 <Matthew> brb
56:00 <rookal> fuck what a weirdo
57:00 <Skirmish> Size 14 and above *thumbs up*
57:00 <Saemon> i reckon hey
58:00 <Bastardly_One> so a redhead bbw with a brain and a cute face and a voice to melt icebergs would do it for you?
58:00 <Skirmish> No. 
58:00 <Skirmish> I have a primal dislike for red heads.
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I know one of those and boy oh boy
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fair enough
59:00 <Lumeah> I hope ur wife / gf thinks as highly of u skirmy. 
59:00 <Skirmish> She is marrying me Lumeah.  
59:00 <Bastardly_One> this song is about semen
59:00 <Bastardly_One> simple simon
59:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNhr04Od2zM
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fools - Killjoy Club Ft Young Wicked (Aug 30, 2014) 5:16 - Category: People & Blogs - 2,661 - 56 likes (98.2%), 1 dislikes (1.8%)
01:00 <Serenity> Bastardly_One
01:00 <Serenity> is lou excessive?
01:00 <Skirmish> Who is Lou ... they private messaged me the other day. 
01:00 <Skirmish> They were cheering me on for giving B1 a hard time.
02:00 <Lumeah> Does she know ur a bully? Lol
02:00 <Serenity> anyone who doesnt lick your hairy ass is a bully Lumeah
02:00 <Lumeah> Excessive 
02:00 <Skirmish> Yeah she knows. 
02:00 <Serenity> we cant all be shads
02:00 <Skirmish> lol eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww I don't want to be shads!!!
02:00 <Lumeah> Hahaha
03:00 <Lumeah> I don't want u to lick my ass. 
04:00 <BlackDevil> just poo on it
05:00 <Lumeah> Poo on my ass? 
05:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOL @ lou
05:00 <Lumeah> Hmm maybe  not... 
05:00 <Saemon> thqnk you for dedicating a song to me
05:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
05:00 <Saemon> touches me heart ^_^
05:00 <Bastardly_One> shoosh
06:00 <BlackDevil> yea poo on your ass
06:00 <BlackDevil> japan does it all the time
06:00 <Skirmish> I am sorry if you think I am a bully Lumeah.  
06:00 <Serenity> i dedicate this to Saemon
06:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaRQqXvpY50
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wednesday 13 "Bad Things" Official Music Video (Uncensored) HD! (Jul 6, 2010) 3:38 - Category: Music - 30,064 - 256 likes (98.1%), 5 dislikes (1.9%)
06:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
06:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen Mrs Wednesday?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Of course there's is also this 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon they thought of male bitches with this 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWtc3tjrFJA
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ICP-Rainbows N' Stuff (Sep 11, 2008) 0 - Category: Entertainment - 44,763 - 263 likes (94.9%), 14 dislikes (5.1%)
09:00 <Lumeah> Its a full moon tonight ahy
10:00 <Skirmish> Yes. 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> far out ... it's only 8pm
11:00 <partay> Lumeah how's your bum for grubs 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck me 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the shit I read
11:00 <ping> thats my bed time
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I am sure I am crazy but some cunts
12:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck ...
12:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
12:00 <ShadowLurker> your mates lost it b1
12:00 <Bastardly_One> my mate
12:00 <Bastardly_One> un fucking real
12:00 <Bastardly_One> surely that's law breaking
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I just left him a message in Aust
13:00 <Bastardly_One> in the channel
13:00 <Skirmish> What is law breaking? 
13:00 <Skirmish> Sending a letter to someone?  HOLY FUCK CALL THE FEDS! 
13:00 <ShadowLurker> hes just being full creepspec
13:00 <partay> Hi faux 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> the whole thing from start to finish
14:00 <Bastardly_One> from the moment she said what the fuck are you rambling about here
14:00 <Bastardly_One> to now
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that is one fucked up unit 
14:00 <Snage> i just put a rubics cube in my anus
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you did?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> if you can solve it with your sphinter muscles
15:00 <Bastardly_One> get that shit on youtube
15:00 <Skirmish> It's weird ... I wouldn't say it's as big a deal as you believe it is B1. 
15:00 <ShadowLurker> RUBICS
15:00 <Serenity> dude i actually do think its a big deal
15:00 <Serenity> because this weirdo has been watching me for weeks/months
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you havent been following the saga Skirmish
16:00 <Skirmish> Fill me in. 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> he even has a pic on his FB of a place called Serenity and says this is irc related
16:00 <ShadowLurker> or following the return of the sith
16:00 <Bastardly_One> he's tried to put holes in their relationship
16:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
16:00 <Skirmish> Convince me this isn't another example of B1 ramming his head repeatedly up Serenity's botbot in an attempt to be on the same page. 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the cunt is obsessed
16:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL @ him tho
16:00 <Serenity> fucking hell the woman on this portmans ad you could drive a train through her tooth gap
16:00 <faux> Hey partay
17:00 <Bastardly_One> no, they tell me because I used to be friends with him 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> until that moment ... I gave him a lot of rope
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and he hung himself
17:00 <ShadowLurker> too bad he didnt use said rope
17:00 <Serenity> the fact he chose to send it to maddington.
17:00 <Serenity> thats fucken weird
17:00 <Bastardly_One> so they show me how much worse he's gotten
17:00 <ness> serenity that gap is a sure sign that she will make a lot of money
18:00 <ShadowLurker> he knows exectly why he did it
18:00 <ShadowLurker> he thinks thats our address
18:00 <Serenity> 'you said it was near the airport'
18:00 <Saemon> sookie stackhouse
18:00 <ShadowLurker> cock socket
18:00 <Saemon> aka anna paquin
18:00 <ShadowLurker> why wont you fuck off
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ cock socket
19:00 <Serenity> yeah maddington isnt anywhere near the airport
19:00 <Bastardly_One> does that suburb though ... is it houso and a fair few abos?
19:00 <ness> sookie stackhouse
19:00 <Serenity> http://www.portmans.com.au/shop/en/portmans
19:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hate that fairy
19:00 <partay> Not a fan of the tooth gap myself 
19:00 <Saemon> the female protagonist of HBO's vampire show true blood
20:00 <Serenity> no
20:00 <Serenity> its just a suburb
20:00 <Bastardly_One> this cunt can get info mixed and from years ago too and turn it into reality
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ah cool
20:00 <Serenity> he got it by whoising our domain
20:00 <Serenity> its not our address thats on there
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
20:00 <Bastardly_One> worse actress ever
20:00 <Saemon> set in the fictional southern american town of bon temps
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hate Sookie because of her
21:00 <ShadowLurker> fucking nutcase
21:00 <Serenity> put your name back retard
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <Serenity> as if we would be dumb enough to have an address on something so accessable
22:00 <Bastardly_One> entirely
22:00 <Bastardly_One> in both cases
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a full moon 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> the end
22:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not around or ignoring though
22:00 <Serenity> [6:17pm] <ness> serenity that gap is a sure sign that she will make a lot of money
22:00 <Serenity> probably. the fashion industry seems to love the tooth gaps
23:00 <ShadowLurker> hes around
23:00 <Serenity> i feel dirty
23:00 <ShadowLurker> should report it to aus post
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah stalkers online professing love 
23:00 <Saemon> i associate it with boganess cuz theres this real bogan lady i know whose got a massive tooth gap
23:00 <Serenity> mich jaggers dauter has one shes on the rimmel ads
23:00 <Serenity> mick
24:00 <Serenity> ill report the fucking weirdo to the cops
24:00 <Bastardly_One> are kind of less creepier than this kind of stalking
24:00 <Serenity> or his mental health centre
24:00 <ShadowLurker> all of the above
24:00 <Bastardly_One> do the second if you can get it 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> he did that to chris
24:00 <Serenity> anyone know it?
24:00 <ShadowLurker> and if he does it again ill drive clear cross country and cut his throat
24:00 <Bastardly_One> chris was on a rampage and full on put his address up
24:00 <Saemon> this guy i knew in highshool had the tooth gap
24:00 <ness> everyone i know with a tooth gap is in the money
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and that guy reported him to his depot
25:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh but chris is retarded
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but harmless ... who would bother being a cunt and doing that?
25:00 <ShadowLurker> i would
25:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck him
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he needs some changes in life not more drugs
25:00 <ShadowLurker> he needs help
25:00 <Serenity> i need a shower
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but you get what I mean 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not in denial is he?
25:00 <partay> I'll loofer you serenity 
25:00 <Serenity> good luck perhaps?
25:00 <Saemon> he was embaressed about it so he tried to block up the gap with chewed up minty or peppermint extra gum
25:00 <ooomp> couleurs :D
25:00 <ness> its like all people with an indentation in their chin....horny buggers
25:00 <Saemon> thing was, those were wayu whiter then he's yellowy teeth
25:00 <Serenity> Saemon shut up you autistic bag of cocks
26:00 <Bastardly_One> this cunt has always been in denial and you confront him
26:00 <Serenity> thanks partay
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and weird shit happens
26:00 <Skirmish> Is excessive professing love for Serenity?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> no, he's even creepier
26:00 <ShadowLurker> evidently
26:00 <couleurs> yes i have 1 i am a millionaire
26:00 <couleurs> hi ooomp !
26:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the chin thing
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I know a midget chick with one 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> used to chat here
26:00 <Serenity> bum chin
27:00 <Bastardly_One> he won't offer a motive at all 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ShadowLurker has tried to get one, Serenity has 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I have
27:00 <Bastardly_One> he can't give one
27:00 <Skirmish> Too much silver sulphate on his weed. 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the implants up his nose
27:00 <Bastardly_One> they're making him do it 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know who I mean?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you do 
27:00 <Serenity> no
27:00 <Bastardly_One> u
27:00 <Bastardly_One> starts with u
27:00 <Serenity> no.
27:00 <Bastardly_One> went out with Dan
27:00 <Saemon> ffs just say it
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and the MK Ultra brainwashing in a hospital in canberra
28:00 <Bastardly_One> he caused those winds in Perth last night
28:00 <Serenity> hes making me want to hate my fave band.
28:00 <ShadowLurker> this is excessive rn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CPGnuVyjww
28:00 <Serenity> 'group'
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ABK Hey Girl W/ Video (Dec 2, 2011) 4:01 - Category: Music - 3,022 - 17 likes (94.4%), 1 dislikes (5.6%)
28:00 <Serenity> whatev
28:00 <Bastardly_One> group
28:00 <Serenity> oh i dont know her
28:00 <Serenity> she was just as sarky cow from here
28:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough then :)
28:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds true to form 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yep ShadowLurker
29:00 <Serenity> hes going to kill me
29:00 <Serenity> :S
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if he's saving his dollars
29:00 <ShadowLurker> so he went out of his way to purchase this keyring
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and will get a bus coach over
29:00 <ShadowLurker> then paid money for it
29:00 <Bastardly_One> because it has to be creepy and not a plain
29:00 <ShadowLurker> then went and found the address
29:00 <Bastardly_One> *plane
29:00 <Serenity> think it was her that when psycho because i implied she gave head for her ops
29:00 <Saemon> LOL
30:00 <ShadowLurker> then went to post office n paid reg post ----- dickhead
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ dickhead ... I heard you say that 
30:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck hes so dumb
30:00 <Doodle> i so fried
30:00 <Serenity> i wish i was
30:00 <ShadowLurker> flied
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> or chelle?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> did chelle ever finally get them?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I just asked Dan straight out if I could have them
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he's like yeah alright 
30:00 <ness> do you fucknobs all know each other?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh 
31:00 <Doodle> @mp3 DJ Snake & Lil Jon - Turn Down for What.mp3 (4.95MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:36)
31:00 <Saemon> and thank god dont anymore Bastardly_One.
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I knew of a few ... more irce old timers
31:00 <Saemon> your reign of tyranny was shortlived
31:00 <Bastardly_One> *irc
31:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up idiot ... Serenity gave them to me last time
31:00 <rookal> you will never get access Bastardly_One
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he's active ... I wanna start him up but better not
32:00 <partay> Serenity do you have a fan club? 
32:00 <Serenity> seems that way
32:00 <Bastardly_One> betcha didn't see that coming did ya?
33:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL
33:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE8jU6Q7v8c
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Road worker trick fail (Sep 3, 2014) 0:09 - Category: People & Blogs - 18,482 - likes (93%), 4 dislikes (7%)
34:00 <Doodle> haha
34:00 <Doodle> bonk
34:00 <Serenity> hahaha
34:00 <Serenity> BONK AWWWWWWHH
34:00 <Serenity> oh hang on i think it wa chelle that went nuts
35:00 <Serenity> i cant remember anymore
35:00 <Doodle> wa it
35:00 <Serenity> it was before i had them
37:00 <Serenity> i should go get this key ring
38:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YitdaY1Eam4
38:00 <Serenity> then set it on fire
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Monkey News, All Of It (Nov 5, 2013) 56:01 - Category: Education - 119,173 - likes dislikes
38:00 <Serenity> and send it back to him
42:00 <Skirmish> Let the cats wee on it and then send it back. 
42:00 <Skirmish> Then tell him you left your personal scent on the tag just for him.
42:00 <ness> sonya krugar is looking good preggers.  good on her
42:00 <rookal> she is a fuckwit
43:00 <Serenity> i agree ness
43:00 <Serenity> she looks fab
43:00 <partay> I'd tap her even though she's 50
44:00 <Mew> I can't believe she's wearing dresses while pregnant
44:00 <Maurice> partay but you're 50 too
44:00 <rookal> who cares if she wears a dress while pregnant
44:00 <ness> im looking at her in heels and long dresses and im like.....don't slip, don't trip
44:00 <Mew> its a joke rookal lol
44:00 <Mew> oh god yeah
44:00 <partay> Maurice shush 
44:00 <ness> if some dumb bitches made me drink meal replacements for a week.....id kill them
45:00 <Serenity> lol ness
45:00 <Serenity> its not that bad
45:00 <partay> Maurice you know I'm a dirty old man 
46:00 <rookal> you need to be a party girl
46:00 <ness> noooo a house full of hungry people farting like pigs from too much protein!!!
46:00 <Maurice> Thats true
46:00 <Serenity> hahahah
46:00 <Serenity> apparently the big brother house stinks after a while
46:00 <Mew> rank
46:00 <ness> yeah cos these fucktards don't clean
47:00 <Serenity> they pick up a few cushions and mop the bathroom and act like theyve been cleaning for a month
47:00 <partay> I've been in the bb house.  Its v small 
47:00 <Saemon> if its just females in the house only
47:00 <Maurice> LIKE YOUR WANG
47:00 <Maurice> Bam
47:00 <Saemon> i'd find the aroma arousing
47:00 <partay> Snap
48:00 <Saemon> i dont mind abit of house stank if its from an attractive chick
48:00 <Serenity> .
48:00 <partay> Saemon that's cos you're a sick fuck 
49:00 <Saemon> last housemate i had was a hot chick who moved out after only 3 days and didnt care that i didnt give back her bond
49:00 <Serenity> was it your mum
49:00 <Saemon> lol Serenity
49:00 <partay> Saemon she fled in fear 
49:00 <Saemon> no me and my mum are estranged
49:00 <Saemon> partay probably
49:00 <Doodle> *strange
49:00 <Saemon> story of my life
49:00 <Saemon> women fear me
50:00 <ness> Saemon you probably creep them out
51:00 <partay> LOL
51:00 <Maurice> They fear you might try touching them
51:00 <ness> STALKER
51:00 <Saemon> i try n touch them but in a friendly way
52:00 <partay> creep alert 
52:00 <Saemon> like, after a chat and a laugh, when we say goodbye i'd touch them briefly on ther arm
52:00 <Saemon> and be like 'seeya sarah'
52:00 <Maurice> I'd cut my arm off
52:00 <Saemon> etc
52:00 <Serenity> its never appropriate for you to be touchin people
52:00 <Serenity> ever
52:00 <Serenity> .. why would you try to touch someone
52:00 <partay> E V E R 
52:00 <Saemon> touchin somone just on their arms or shoulders is normal
53:00 <ShadowLurker> send him a vid of it on fire cos if you send the actual thing back hell either jack off on it or stick it up his bum
53:00 <Serenity> no
53:00 <Serenity> its not
53:00 <Saemon> a slap on the shoulder as a greeting amongst mates
53:00 <Serenity> it really really isnt
53:00 <partay> No its not 
53:00 <Maurice> I don't touch anyone if I can help it
53:00 <Saemon> errr ok 
54:00 <Saemon> yous may be that anti-social
54:00 <Saemon> im not
54:00 <Saemon> its ok for ppl to give me pats on the back and stuff
54:00 <Saemon> i dont mind it
54:00 <Bastardly_One> slap my shoulder right now and I'd smash your face in
54:00 <Serenity> its not about being anti social
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle hide on Thurs
54:00 <Saemon> thats cuz your shoulders are fucked up coz your an old cunt Bastardly_One
54:00 <ness> damn it, i burnt my soup
54:00 <Saemon> thats different
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be near you all day
54:00 <Maurice> We're not antisocial just because we don't go around fondling people
54:00 <Serenity> its not normal to be touching people unless you're close with them
54:00 <Maurice> You stupid gimp
55:00 <bee_girl> Who recommended ponyo last night?
55:00 <Mew> ^pilot^ do you leave the tea bag in or take it out?
55:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
55:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahahahahahahaha
55:00 <Mew> I leave it in ;)
55:00 <Thoth> Only the women though
55:00 <Doodle> i'll be out of the country on thurs
55:00 <Doodle> south of france
55:00 <Doodle> st tropez
55:00 <Thoth> oh wtf
55:00 <Doodle> etc
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <Thoth> my screen went spastic
55:00 <Serenity> mm dr pepper
55:00 <Thoth> < Saemon> women fear me
55:00 <Bastardly_One> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm shasta
55:00 <Maurice> Doodle is heading for an isle in greece
55:00 <Maurice> Hes gonna sip champagne on a yacht
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I found gaygo's competitor
55:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Charlene- I've Never Been To Me.mp3 (4.99MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:27)
55:00 <Saemon> i think they fear me out of respect
55:00 <Maurice> :D
55:00 <Serenity> no Saemon
56:00 <Matthew> the Indian won't last 2 weeks on Big Brother
56:00 <Serenity> they fear you because theyre scared youre going to rape them
56:00 <Saemon> like, eg. i'd be intimidated to approach bill clinton
56:00 <Maurice> Put your stump in them forcefully
56:00 <Saemon> coz i have alot of respect for him
56:00 <Serenity> no
56:00 <Serenity> just no
56:00 <Doodle> you respect bill clinton
56:00 <Doodle> the man who lied to the world
56:00 <Doodle> and got impeached
56:00 <Saemon> well maybe not him
56:00 <Doodle> ok..
56:00 <Saemon> but like, the title
56:00 <Doodle> bill?
56:00 <Saemon> the president of a nation
56:00 <Saemon> you get what i mean
56:00 <Doodle> no
56:00 <Thoth> Doodle: its only impeachable cause he lied to congress. Bush lied to the world, but not to congress, therefore wasn't impeached
57:00 <bee_girl> Heh but she is head of house 
57:00 <Serenity> oh thats right
57:00 <Serenity> bb is starting tonight
57:00 <koalabeer> bash the paki!!!
57:00 <Lumeah2> is it on now?
57:00 <Serenity> should be
57:00 <bee_girl> Yes 
57:00 <bee_girl> Theynare just going in
57:00 <Doodle> i dont give a fk about bush i'm not talking about him
57:00 <Thoth> I still don't know why the fuck his sexual habbits are the subject of political debate
57:00 <Doodle> we all know he was a colossal fuck up
57:00 <Thoth> He could fuck Saemon for all I care
57:00 <Saemon> Doodle bill clinton has probably gotton more pussy then you ever will in this life and the next
57:00 <Serenity> .
57:00 <Doodle> lol
57:00 <Maurice> (18:57:13) (Doodle): i dont give a fk about bush
57:00 <Serenity> hes also like 500 years older than doodle
57:00 <Saemon> therefore bill clinton > Doodle
57:00 <Doodle> from fat jewish women
58:00 <Serenity> bless you
58:00 <Serenity> lol
58:00 <Maurice> I'm pretty sure I've had more pussy than Saemon
58:00 <Saemon> oh bill clinton is still very suave and handsome, very distinguished
58:00 <Serenity> saemon wishes he was the stain on lewinskis dress
58:00 <Saemon> i wish i would be as attractive and charming as him
58:00 <Saemon> when im his age
58:00 <Zade> matthew has had more pussy than Saemon
58:00 <Doodle> i wasn't aware i was being measured on the amount of pussy i have dipped my todger in
58:00 <Maurice> You know Matthew has actually done chicks, right?
58:00 <Thoth> hmm... red alert 3 is really good :D
58:00 <Saemon> so have i
58:00 <Serenity> its the only measure of cool that virgins have doodle
59:00 <Doodle> oh
59:00 <Thoth> I love it
59:00 <Doodle> never mind then
59:00 <Thoth> except I can't pass the first mission on easy
59:00 <Thoth> I tried like 10 times :/
59:00 <Saemon> pffft me? virgin?
59:00 <Doodle> hookers dont count
59:00 <Saemon> can a virgin have genital warts?
59:00 <Serenity> dude hookers done touch
59:00 <Serenity> count*
59:00 <Doodle> zing
59:00 <Zade> i am sure he has snogged one, which has got him further than Saemon
00:00 <Mew> hasn't started yet here
00:00 <Saemon> whose seen transformers yet
00:00 <Saemon> the new one
00:00 <Saemon> i cant believe i havent
00:00 <Serenity> im sorry are we all 12 again
00:00 <Doodle> lol
01:00 <Mew> im so excited
01:00 <Mew> I hope theres a cock loving lesbian in this one too
01:00 <Maurice> You all need help
01:00 <Mew> just sets the tone
01:00 <Doodle> da da da daaaaaaaaaah
01:00 <Doodle> bitch pudding, BLAM
01:00 <Maurice> Lol
01:00 <Thoth> 20:56 < Serenity> dude hookers done touch
01:00 <Thoth> 20:57 < Saemon> whose seen transformers yet
01:00 <Thoth> dufuq
01:00 <Serenity> BLAMM
02:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking Lou
02:00 <Thoth> You guys suck btw. I'm going back to losing at ra3
02:00 <Bastardly_One> he's answered me with some YT link
02:00 <Bastardly_One> finally
02:00 <Doodle> Lou Ser?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> he sure is 
02:00 <Doodle> kekekeke
02:00 <Bastardly_One> excessive I am talking about
03:00 <Doodle> oh right *be's all srs*
03:00 <Doodle> carry on
04:00 <Serenity> fuck tully was gross
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <Doodle> I SAID CARRY ON CUNTS
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I think winter is finally over
04:00 <Bastardly_One> was warm last night 
04:00 <Maurice> If you're nice to Excessive he sends you presents
04:00 <Maurice> Actually, even if you're not nice he sends them
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I told him to come into face the music
04:00 <Zade> is winter ever over in ballarat?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> of course he won't
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Zade, not really ... but 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> *in to
05:00 <Serenity> excessive was blabbing on to himself in my pm last night
05:00 <Serenity> after i told him to fuck off
05:00 <Serenity> pretty sure he compared our 'friendship' to his child molesting uncle
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that was fucking weird
06:00 <ness> who are you talking about Serenity?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and his John and Sam shit?
06:00 <Serenity> excessive
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that's England and the US
06:00 <Bastardly_One> believe it or not 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it's from something in a Midnight Oil song 
07:00 <Serenity> john ans sam what
07:00 <Bastardly_One> if he says something about John and Sam ever
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that rant gets into everything
07:00 <Bastardly_One> none of the shit in his life happened IMO
08:00 <Bastardly_One> or was it that they planted the memories?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't remember ... he goes on a bit
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah that shit made no sense after asking him why he was stalking you
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and sending shit 
10:00 <Serenity> hes trying to intimidate me
10:00 <Serenity> and failing
10:00 <Serenity> miserably
11:00 <Bastardly_One> sad
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that pm I sent you 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> let's go to secks
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and bring Maurice 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and ask the same shit seeing as he's active
12:00 <Bastardly_One> any bans I'll just lift 
12:00 <Serenity> no ty
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... he won't answer of course
13:00 <Maurice> What
13:00 <Bastardly_One> if he does it'll be with another YT link
23:00 <Bastardly_One> t00l! *rages*
26:00 <ness> i feel broken.......too hard a session at gym
26:00 <Serenity> dun g00f3d
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ikr
27:00 <Bastardly_One> w3'r3 lyk
28:00 <Skirmish> That is a good feeling.  means it was worth going. 
28:00 <Skirmish> I had a legs day and now when I go to stand up I feel as if my legs will give out. 
28:00 <ness> time to put heater on me thinks
29:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I turned mine off
31:00 <Serenity> holy fuck megan gale is on the project
31:00 <Serenity> she is really.. really.. dopey
31:00 <ness> i wish i had a spa
31:00 <ness> and some pain killers
31:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why the last bit
31:00 <Bastardly_One> the ye fuck off bit
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't notice your ban
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> we're fucked now!
31:00 <Bastardly_One> scared?
32:00 <doctor> yes
32:00 <Bastardly_One> [21:28] <+Bastardly_One> get some help
32:00 <Bastardly_One> [21:31] <|Z|> H45 4 M3M0RY 3M83D3D V1RU5
32:00 <Bastardly_One> [21:32] <|Z|> PASS IT ON
32:00 <Bastardly_One> this cunt is gonna kill me
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna die from laughter soon
32:00 <Serenity> .....
33:00 <Bastardly_One> he just admited that in a public channel ... I should tell an opper
33:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
33:00 <doctor> RIP Bastardly_One. lived by the word and died by the word
34:00 <Skirmish> Go to a health supplements store and get some BCMA's
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that was too funny
35:00 <Skirmish> Amino acids.  Will help with the pain. 
35:00 <Skirmish> What the fuck are BCMA's  I meant BCAA's
37:00 <ness> thanks for the tip Skirmish
38:00 <partay> Ness sort your dongle out? 
38:00 <bradd_pitts> the tip aye
40:00 <Skirmish> Just the tip
40:00 <ness> dongle sorted.....but i forgot the password
41:00 <Bastardly_One> next!
42:00 <ness> sooo  i didn't use it today
42:00 <bradd_pitts> ok
42:00 <Bastardly_One> someone needs to release a fallout or elders scroll kind of game for us anti social loners
42:00 <Bastardly_One> don't feel like playing any of the ones I have again 
44:00 <ness> tips and dongles..
45:00 <partay> Ness loves both
47:00 <Skirmish> Inuendo loaded chat this evening. 
47:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Skirmish
47:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Skirmish how are you?
47:00 <doctor> they got that online elder scrolls but i dont know if its any good
47:00 <doctor> they got that new destiny game, cant afford it
48:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!
48:00 <doctor> buy me one couleurs and I'll play fifa with you
49:00 <couleurs> ok
49:00 <partay> Coulers got ffa15 yet 
49:00 <couleurs> no, it's not out yet
50:00 <ness> bloody windy outside
53:00 <Skirmish> I am terrible. 
54:00 <bee_girl> Agreed :)
59:00 <SpanishGuy> :)
00:00 <bee_girl> Oh fuck off 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying to scam a ps4 out of the family for my birthday in a couple of weeks
00:00 <Bastardly_One> if that fails I'll just get the Destiny bundle myself
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so, yeah ... I'm getting the Destiny bundle in a couple of weeks then it sounds
01:00 <partay> Spanish guy chupa pene 
01:00 <SpanishGuy> fuk off
01:00 <SpanishGuy> im new toi this n get insulted and picked on
01:00 <Bastardly_One> 15 is out 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> is it Oct this year?
02:00 <bee_girl> Mate ur a bit desperate leave me alone... 
02:00 <couleurs> agreed!!!!!
02:00 <SpanishGuy> bee_girl i wasnt doing anything 
02:00 <SpanishGuy> OKAY PICK ON THE FKN NEW PERSON
02:00 <bee_girl> Omfg
02:00 <SpanishGuy> who doesnt know mIRC and new to this
02:00 <couleurs> no
02:00 <couleurs> 25th or 27th
02:00 <couleurs> something like that
02:00 <couleurs> c u onleined
03:00 <bradd_pitts> spinach guy
03:00 <Skirmish> lol
03:00 <bradd_pitts> i am new
03:00 <ness> SpanishGuy you have to give as good as you get in this room
03:00 <bradd_pitts> lets rub dicks together
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's gonna take a miracle to get a ps4 for my b/day
03:00 <Bastardly_One> which is the 20th
03:00 <couleurs> oarsoem
04:00 <Maurice> Dick rubbing is going to be the newest olympic sport
04:00 <Skirmish> ness: that is the thing ... he's trying to give and get. 
05:00 <bee_girl> Giving me the shits.... Try to be polite and they just keep pushin....
05:00 <bee_girl> Thank fuck
05:00 <bee_girl> What a wanker
05:00 <Saemon> bee_girl hi ya :P
05:00 <Maurice> I found a dating site for you, bradd_pitts
05:00 <Maurice> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sexy-pig-hunter-wants-a-wife-the-facebook-group-helping-pig-shooters-find-love/story-fnet0gly-1227051609743
05:00 <Saemon> how are you tonight?
05:00 <ness> why are people such drainers......fml
06:00 <Serenity> its 2014... no ones new to austnet
06:00 <bee_girl> Lol serenity
06:00 <bee_girl> Saemon: Better now!
06:00 <Saemon> naww whats happened earlier?
06:00 <ness> why is everyone here so mean.....
07:00 <Skirmish> Because it's what gets us off. 
07:00 <ness> by the way....Big Brother this year....sucks ass.  
07:00 <bee_girl> Hey im super nice but that guy was relentlessly desperate in PM then he brings it in channel when i tell him to lay off
07:00 <ness> Sonia looks good preggers though
07:00 <Saemon> its because everyone here knows we all have no lives ness
08:00 <bee_girl> Wellcyes thats the truth of it Saemon 
08:00 <Serenity> i decided to watch million ways to die int he west over big brother
08:00 <Saemon> we are bottom of the social barrell and we know it and are bitter about it
08:00 <Serenity> i think im over it
08:00 <Saemon> omg i missed it
08:00 <partay> BB totally sucks ass every year 
08:00 <Saemon> any interesting housemates?
08:00 <Saemon> my fav last yr was tully, tahan
08:00 <Saemon> and jaide
08:00 <Bert187> who wants a root?
08:00 <bee_girl> Well when u put it like that....
09:00 <ness> root beer, beetroot/
09:00 <Bert187> i like beating the troot
10:00 <bee_girl> Would u do the $10000
10:00 <partay> Bert187 you're smooth 
10:00 <ness> clearly not getting any if you are still saying root
11:00 <couleurs> me 2
11:00 <ness> meal replacement shakes for a week.........NO WAY
11:00 <Bert187> ive got a computer , i know a few pornsites
11:00 <Bert187> if things get really crazy
11:00 <rookal> ness is keen for a fuck
12:00 <bee_girl> Lol
12:00 <bee_girl> For $10000
12:00 <bee_girl> ??
12:00 <couleurs> i would do it 4 $1000
12:00 <bee_girl> Ur cheap couleurs 
12:00 <couleurs> thank u
12:00 <Serenity> whats this $10000?
12:00 <bee_girl> Lol ness
12:00 <ness> oh rookal, i am - just not from u
12:00 <Bert187> i should be paid to wank
13:00 <ness> for a whole week..........no food.......just shakes.....thats insane
13:00 <Serenity> oh easy peasy
13:00 <bee_girl> Yeah man id do it easy
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you probably are ... by centrelink
13:00 <Bert187> hehe
14:00 <bee_girl> Lose a few kg and get paid! Win win 
14:00 <Serenity> hahah
14:00 <Serenity> bonus!
14:00 <bee_girl> :)
14:00 <Serenity> i like those skanky shakes
14:00 <Saemon> wat
14:00 <bee_girl> Ive never had one...
14:00 <Saemon> what competition is this?
14:00 <bee_girl> Skanky shakes lol
14:00 <Saemon> where n how can i enter?
14:00 <bee_girl> Bb
14:00 <Saemon> oh
14:00 <bee_girl> Lol
14:00 <Bert187> we are training them to put pegs together
15:00 <Serenity> im fat so ive done them before
15:00 <Serenity> celeb slim
15:00 <Serenity> the chocolate ones taste like pudding
15:00 <Saemon> hrm i should look into it
15:00 <Saemon> do they have a coffee falvour?
15:00 <Serenity> yeah
15:00 <bee_girl> If only we could get paid te $10000
15:00 <Serenity> coffee vanilla chocolate banana
15:00 <Saemon> if they taste like farmers union then hell yeah i can tolerate it
15:00 <ness> they should do no alcohol for a week
16:00 <bee_girl> Ooo tahts a bit much
16:00 <Saemon> pffft
16:00 <Saemon> try no alcohol for whole LIFE.
16:00 <Saemon> im straight egde
16:00 <Saemon> no drugs, no smoking, no drinking
16:00 <Serenity> boring
16:00 <Serenity> no chocolate for a week
17:00 <Saemon> you only live once, why would you want to toxify your body with those substances
17:00 <bee_girl> Theres a hardcore dude on bb
17:00 <Serenity> because theyre fun
17:00 <Saemon> if u need to get drunk or high to have a good time and enjoy yourself and have 'fun'
17:00 <Saemon> then well
17:00 <bee_girl> Cause yolo
17:00 <Saemon> i dunno what to say
17:00 <ness> night all
17:00 <Saemon> but have pity.
17:00 <Serenity> its not about needing them to have fun
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you made me think of something though
18:00 <Serenity> it feels good
18:00 <ShadowLurker> Saemon doesnt know what feels good
18:00 <ShadowLurker> hes dead inside
18:00 <bee_girl> No sex either i assume
18:00 <Saemon> well ive heard being drunk is the same as like, spinning in a circle 20 times very fast and then trying to move around
18:00 <Saemon> i done that and felt like vomiting
18:00 <Serenity> well no
18:00 <Saemon> how is that meant to feel good
18:00 <Bastardly_One> know those kind of factories that hire people with disabilties
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and pack shit?
18:00 <ness> night peeps.  stop being assholes to each other.
18:00 <Bastardly_One> they should do that for able people on the dole too 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> they'd always still get shit done as their would be a turn over
19:00 <Serenity> it doesnt feel like that
19:00 <bee_girl> Its much funner 
19:00 <Serenity> unless you get too drunk
19:00 <bee_girl> Im way better value pissed...
19:00 <Saemon> what is the good drunk feel like then?
19:00 <bee_girl> U should try it! :)
19:00 <Serenity> dont eat peppermint chocolate and drink kaboom V
19:00 <Serenity> ever ever
19:00 <Bastardly_One> *as there
19:00 <Bert187> so aprt from knowing how to connect to IRC and shag the ops what else does your life entail Bastardly_One
19:00 <Bastardly_One> an intimate relationship with my hand
19:00 <Serenity> what ops are shagging b1
20:00 <Saemon> bee_girl well ive abstained from it my whole life so far
20:00 <Saemon> why waste this chastity
20:00 <bee_girl> Well kudos to ya 
20:00 <Saemon> and plus im scared....since ive never done it before, i might be very weak if i do find that i enjoy it
20:00 <bee_girl> I havent abstained from anything since the age of 13
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I have no idea 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you once ... we're having our daughter in Oct
20:00 <Bastardly_One> wait, when did I get those ops?
20:00 <Bert187> u can call it a bastard 1 also
20:00 <Bert187> demon child
20:00 <Serenity> u wish m8
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and you owe me child support now
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you took them away
20:00 <Bastardly_One> indian giver
21:00 <Saemon> and become addicted very fast
21:00 <Serenity> ^^
21:00 <Serenity> lol
21:00 <bee_girl> U must need good friends around u
21:00 <bee_girl> Just
21:00 <bee_girl> Not must
21:00 <Saemon> like a chatholic school girl virgin first discovers sex
21:00 <ShadowLurker> wait a sec
21:00 <Saemon> and she becomes like, a pornstar overnight
21:00 <ShadowLurker> wtf is he talkin about
21:00 <Saemon> or a hooker
21:00 <Saemon> catholic*
21:00 <Bert187> i heard Serenity donated eggs to some place and thats theres going to be like 100 Serenity 's soon
22:00 <bee_girl> Saemon u need more faith in urself
22:00 <Saemon> Lurks in talkin about trying drinking alcohol
22:00 <bee_girl> have u ever lost control?
22:00 <Saemon> well, yeah
22:00 <bee_girl> When?
22:00 <Saemon> i am susceptible to addictions
22:00 <Serenity> ...
22:00 <Serenity> ok
22:00 <Bert187> thats why im donating sperm
22:00 <Bert187> i want clones of myself
22:00 <Bert187> coz im so cool
23:00 <Saemon> ive lost control with eating
23:00 <bee_girl> Of what type?
23:00 <Saemon> i bing eat
23:00 <Saemon> binge
23:00 <bee_girl> Ah well its a
23:00 <bee_girl> All the same
23:00 <Saemon> i have food addiction and am currently suffering from obesity because of it
23:00 <Serenity> get addicted to smack
23:00 <Saemon> yeah
23:00 <Serenity> you wont eat then
23:00 <bee_girl> Ive been there.... Drugs helped me put of that 
23:00 <bee_girl> Out
23:00 <Bert187> i could make a website selling humans sperm n eggs maybe even humans themselfs
24:00 <bee_girl> Speed wprks wonders 
24:00 <Saemon> but wont they make u look old?
24:00 <Serenity> i can sell you some ritalin
24:00 <bee_girl> Get some pills go bopping 
24:00 <bee_girl> Nah no older than u look as obese
24:00 <bee_girl> Cigarettes make u look old
24:00 <Saemon> ive seen alot of chicks who look liek crackwhores and i think to myself "wow she had potential to be a beauty...if not for crack"
24:00 <Bert187> large eyes, blonde hair doll like
24:00 <Bert187> Im not making sense am i writing 1 line at a time
24:00 <Bert187> Thats my biggest problem is people not understandning what im talkin about
25:00 <Saemon> or meth
25:00 <bee_girl> Who said anything about cradk?
25:00 <Saemon> hrm well, nah, obese leaves the skin plump
25:00 <Saemon> and filled
25:00 <Saemon> while being skinny leaves the skin sagging
25:00 <Saemon> n wrinkles show more
25:00 <bee_girl> Well take ur pick
26:00 <Saemon> look at an obese person, and look at a marathon runners face
26:00 <Saemon> when they both are laughing or smiling
26:00 <Saemon> and tell me who has more wrinkles and crows feet
26:00 <Saemon> and whho looks more aged and gaunty
26:00 <bee_girl> Tell me who has pess chins?
26:00 <bee_girl> Less chins
26:00 <Saemon> lol
26:00 <Bert187> its coz im black isnt it Serenity
27:00 <bee_girl> Tell me who will live longer
27:00 <bee_girl> Tell me who is happier when they look in the mirror
27:00 <Saemon> well we only live once
27:00 <bee_girl> Who cares about plump
27:00 <bee_girl> Get some botox!
27:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10606170_578703422240744_4721073187038727049_n.jpg?oh=44e5ded5f5a8500f678778042fb8970f&oe=54CFAE5A&__gda__=1418019554_caf056f91c75770453afd9829d420767
27:00 <Saemon> so may as well enjoy life eating what we enjoy
27:00 <Serenity> dude
27:00 <Serenity> shh
28:00 <bee_girl> Or drinking
28:00 <Saemon> ppl can die at any moment, tomorrow is never a guarantee
28:00 <bee_girl> Or whater takes ur fancy
28:00 <bee_girl> Its still an addictipn 
28:00 <Saemon> u can be super fit and healthy, and get hit by a car tomoro
28:00 <Serenity> lol that same exfcuse you use to shovel food in your face
28:00 <Serenity> is the same reason people take drugs
28:00 <Serenity> drink alcohol
28:00 <Serenity> and fuck bitches
28:00 <bee_girl> Ur logic is messed up man 
28:00 <ShadowLurker> get drunk fuck bitches
28:00 <bee_girl> Hows it working for ya anyway?
29:00 <Saemon> not workin too well bee_girl
29:00 <Saemon> i have a pretty damn miserable existance
29:00 <bee_girl> Well id be working on me own logic rather than critquing others if i were u....
29:00 <Saemon> meh
29:00 <Saemon> just felt like givin me 2 cents worth
29:00 <Saemon> its the aussie way
30:00 <ShadowLurker> no
30:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Saemon
30:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Saemon how are you?
30:00 <bee_girl> Man i was 115kg at my biggest... What saved me was driving around au solo stoned off me head figuring out who i was 
30:00 <ShadowLurker> the aussie way is to get drunk and eat burnt animals
30:00 <bee_girl> Hifhly recommend it
30:00 <bee_girl> Scuse the pun
30:00 <Saemon> why'd u have to drive around australia alone
30:00 <Bastardly_One> mission success
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fired up and ranting random shit now
31:00 <Saemon> how did it help?
31:00 <Serenity> i reckon it would be great to do something like thta alone
31:00 <Saemon> and get wolf creek'd?
31:00 <bee_girl> It was an accident that i lost weight and changed who i was.... 
31:00 <Saemon> no thank you.
31:00 <Serenity> have you ever seen that movie?
31:00 <Serenity> all those people were in groups
31:00 <Saemon> yeah both 1 and 2
31:00 <bee_girl> A lot of time on my own .... 
32:00 <Saemon> well some of the ppl in the movies got killed when they are alone as well
32:00 <bee_girl> Was awesome 
32:00 <Saemon> in part one that chick driving away from him a car alone
32:00 <Saemon> gets sniped by him 
32:00 <bee_girl> U got an excuse for everything
32:00 <Serenity> .
32:00 <bee_girl> Thats my 2 cents
32:00 <Saemon> i think
32:00 <Serenity> i cant see
32:00 <Maurice> Awesome, shes gone to bed
32:00 <Serenity> wooo
33:00 <Skirmish> Driving alone is nice at times.  Around Australia .... I think I would lose it. 
33:00 <Saemon> what would motivate me, is if i found someone girl that i really really loved
33:00 <Saemon> like, my true love soul mate
33:00 <Serenity> I love my own company
33:00 <ShadowLurker> you have no idea you dumb fuck
33:00 <Saemon> she would be my motivation to change myself
33:00 <Skirmish> There is nobody in this world that will love you Saemon.  Nobody. Ever. 
33:00 <Serenity> lol you sound like chris
33:00 <Saemon> in an effort to be good enough for hr
33:00 <Saemon> her*
33:00 <Serenity> if i had girl i be happy
33:00 <Saemon> atm, ive have pretty much got nothing to live for
33:00 <Saemon> just existing daily as it goes by
33:00 <Skirmish> Take a bath with your toaster.
33:00 <Saemon> watchin tv shows
33:00 <Bastardly_One> 8:30 to bed
33:00 <Maurice> She asked me if I have a street directory
33:00 <Maurice> Then seemed pissed when I said no
33:00 <Bastardly_One> have you been extra nasty?
33:00 <Maurice> Who uses them these days
33:00 <Serenity> uh its 2014
33:00 <Serenity> hello google maps
33:00 <Maurice> I'm not even being a little bit nasty, I do have manners
33:00 <Maurice> She just opened a bottle of wine at 4.30 and drank it all
34:00 <Serenity> heres a tip
34:00 <bee_girl> How can u love soemeone else if u dont love urself first?
34:00 <Serenity> if you have nothing to live for you have nothing a partner wants
34:00 <Saemon> Skirmish i will, but i will unplug it first
34:00 <Skirmish> Amen bee_girl. 
34:00 <Saemon> Serenity nah, it would sound romantic
34:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> I think Saemon is a good guy
34:00 <Serenity> girls dont want whiny co dependant children to have to look after
34:00 <Skirmish> If you can't be alone and stand confidently by yourself then nobody is going to love you.  
34:00 <Saemon> when i meet her, id tell her
34:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
35:00 <bee_girl> And the whole soulmate thing is a copout... Just cause its meant to be doesnt mean its meant to be forever
35:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enFn8MbVFtk
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Talk Talk - Life's What You Make It. (Apr 18, 2012) - Category: Autos & Vehicles - - 181 likes 1 dislikes
35:00 <Saemon> "i had nothing to live for...until you entered into my life...."
35:00 <Serenity> yeh this isnt disney
35:00 <Skirmish> Saemon thinks that romance is like the notebook. 
35:00 <bee_girl> Hooly
35:00 <Bastardly_One> ^ meff
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I like maps and street directories though
36:00 <Skirmish> How many times have you travelled around the sun bee_girl ... if you don't mind me asking.
36:00 <bee_girl> Just once - 3 months 
36:00 <Bert187> breakfast at tiffanys
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and atlases
36:00 <Bastardly_One> good movie
36:00 <Bastardly_One> crap song
36:00 <Bert187> it just came into my head im laughing
37:00 <Saemon> anything interesting happened?
37:00 <Skirmish> It's been more than once. 
37:00 <bee_girl> Oh true
37:00 <bee_girl> 37
37:00 <Saemon> they usually report ufo sightings out there in the outback
37:00 <Skirmish> There we go :)  lol
37:00 <Skirmish> If my wedding doesn't work out would you like to me my cougar bee_girl? 
38:00 <Serenity> oh
38:00 <Serenity> OH i see
38:00 <Serenity> replacing me
38:00 <Saemon> 37 is still attractive
38:00 <Skirmish> YOU!  Don't you get me started. 
38:00 <bee_girl> Lol
38:00 <Saemon> look at jennifer lopez and angelina jolie
38:00 <Saemon> they are like 40+ and are amazing
38:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
38:00 <Saemon> same with jennifer aniston
38:00 <Skirmish> You haven't even added me to Skype.  You get drunk and Skype B1.  I cannot form the level of betrayal I feel into words. 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shit
38:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone idle!
39:00 <Serenity> find
39:00 <Serenity> fine.
39:00 <Serenity> we're OVER
39:00 <bee_girl> You two are cute :)
39:00 <Skirmish> Just hang on. bee_girl hasn't agreed to replace you yet.  
39:00 <Serenity> noper
39:00 <Skirmish> Let's not put the cart before the donkey.
39:00 <Serenity> thats it m8
39:00 <Skirmish> Plus you are younger than me. You cannot be my cougar. 
39:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> hi Barstardly one
39:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> 00
40:00 <bee_girl> Still i appreciate the sentiment 
40:00 <Saemon> Skirmish how about i be your Lion
40:00 <Skirmish> We both knew that Adam Franklin would always come between us Serenity. 
40:00 <Serenity> didnt you date that guy? yeah but it didnt work out.. it was like dating my father..
40:00 <Serenity> arent you dating your father now? yeah.. hows that working out? fine..
40:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> how do you do?
40:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> --
40:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> +
40:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> hi simba
40:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> ,
41:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: You're a whinging kitten mate. How are you going to be a lion when you're complaining you have nothing to live for? 
41:00 <Saemon> bee_girl i always confuse your nick for beehhh when i look at the screen lol
41:00 <bee_girl> U arent the first 
41:00 <Saemon> i got that line from a samurai movie when he was a ronin, a samurai with no lord
41:00 <Saemon> its a badass line
42:00 <Skirmish> You live vicariously through movies a lot don't you.
42:00 <Saemon> ive have nothing to live for, thus ive have nothing to lose, thus i have no fear.
42:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> ... overdosed on a red bull
42:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> it's cause i mixed it with beer
42:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> or something
43:00 <Saemon> yes it least me escape from my reality
43:00 <Saemon> it lets*
43:00 <Skirmish> Are we sure Saemon isn't Chris?  Like ... really sure? 
43:00 <Serenity> i dont even know anymore
43:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> so who's awake?
44:00 <Serenity> theyre all running into one
44:00 <Skirmish> He's started up a channel and is training clones. 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> or
44:00 <Bastardly_One> are they all excessive?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> spoooooooooooooooooookeh
44:00 <Maurice> Theres probably a clone-a-retard machine out there
44:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
44:00 <Saemon> yo
44:00 <Skirmish> Why do you have to bring it back to excessive?
44:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> im pretty damn awake
44:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> .
44:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> `seen Bastardly_One
44:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> ,
45:00 <bee_girl> That spanishguy should sign up
45:00 <Saemon> omg talk is jericho podcast he interviews hhh
45:00 <Saemon> hhh actually seems like a pretty cool guy man
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that's nice dear
45:00 <Saemon> despite all the negative rumous about his ego lol
45:00 <Serenity> let me stop before you begin
45:00 <bee_girl> Hhh?
45:00 <Skirmish> bee_girl: How has the new printer been working out?  Have you tested it yet? 
45:00 <Serenity> we do NOT care about wrestling
45:00 <partay> Romeo has anyone told you how fucking annoying your nick is?
45:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> no
46:00 <Serenity> and Bastardly_One does NOT want to discuss it with you
46:00 <Serenity> dont start
46:00 <simba> ༼ ºل͟º ༽
46:00 <Saemon> :(
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I love it but I keep it to myself ... I'm not obsessive
46:00 <Saemon> should i answer bee_girl though?
46:00 <bee_girl> Yeah just one photo so far...  Was pretty good think i should try some decent paper next time... Adn maybe try gloss... Im a mattw girl
46:00 <ShadowLurker> no you should just fuckoff
46:00 <bee_girl> If its qrestling related dont worry
46:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> at least say something nice if your gunna say anything at all
46:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> otherwise what's the point
46:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> i can use smaller nicks but i like to use big nicks
47:00 <Bastardly_One> to be obsessed about it is as retaraded as obsessing over soapies
47:00 <ShadowLurker> be fair B1
47:00 <ShadowLurker> what else does he have
47:00 <Skirmish> Is it photography you are keen on or more graphic altering on PC bee_girl?
47:00 <Saemon> nothing Lurks
47:00 <Saemon> my obessions keeps me alive
47:00 <Maurice> 'Lurks'
47:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> no big deal
47:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> + 
47:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> do you know wheather or not bee_girl puts out?
48:00 <simba> obsession 4 men
48:00 <Saemon> lol does that smell good?
48:00 <Saemon> i dont use colognes 
48:00 <Pieter> ah huh 
48:00 <Pieter> yeh its true
48:00 <Saemon> just lynx suffices
48:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Time to play the game
48:00 <Pieter> Greatness is in your presence
48:00 <bee_girl> Well im doing a journal and wanted to be able to print things to stick in it.... More photography but i dont really want it for high quality prints... Just for me and the kids cheap and easyvi suppose... 
48:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> TIME TO PLAY THE GAME
48:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> im guessing she kind has a toy boy alreaddy
48:00 <partay> She had kids so I'd say yes 
48:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> ok ok cool
49:00 <Pieter> on ya knees bitches and start kissing my feet
49:00 <Pieter> =)
49:00 <Pieter> and Hi !
49:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck no
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it really is a full moon 
49:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Behold The King..... The King of Kings... den den.... den den... On your knees dog.
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the cycle has completed itself
49:00 <bee_girl> Isit?
49:00 <Serenity> buahahaha
49:00 <faux> Looool
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yah bee_girl
49:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> smoko
49:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> break
49:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> so have you typed in anything meaningful lately?
50:00 <faux> simba roks
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but the cycle just completed itself 
50:00 <bee_girl> Good to know!
50:00 <bee_girl> I have work tmw 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't!
50:00 <Saemon> ......
50:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> im hell clean from my shower
50:00 <Thoth> 22:47 < [[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> so have you typed in anything meaningful lately?
50:00 <Thoth> 22:47 < [[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> im hell clean from my shower
50:00 <Thoth> Thats fucking deep man
50:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> hehe
50:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> :)
50:00 <Thoth> Go fuck yourself
50:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> no
51:00 <Bastardly_One> who's TheRedCoatsAreComing?
51:00 <Skirmish> I go back to roster this week *sigh*.  No more one shift a week.  I have a whole two this week!  
51:00 <Bastardly_One> they
51:00 <Skirmish> mayo
51:00 <Bastardly_One> are as stupid as Saemon
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooh
51:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers
51:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone singing WWE theme songs
51:00 <Bastardly_One> are not 
51:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed time soon simba
51:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> .
51:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> In Strict Confidence - Seven Lives (extended version).mp3
51:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> 00
52:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawsome!
52:00 <Saemon> I CAME TO PLAY!!!!
52:00 <Saemon> THERE A PRICE TO PAY
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I really make me laugh .. tee hee hee
52:00 <Bastardly_One> see how fucking stupid you both sound?
52:00 <bee_girl> Goodness
52:00 <Saemon> takes one to know one.
52:00 <Saemon> ownt.
52:00 <Serenity> zzzzzzzzzzzzz
52:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> --
52:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> ..
52:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> hi LolinFirth
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
53:00 <Serenity> hello
53:00 <Bastardly_One> pick on someone (not me)
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm eating
53:00 <Serenity> eat a dick
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and need entertaining
53:00 <Bastardly_One> no
53:00 <Bastardly_One> roast vegetables
53:00 <Bastardly_One> much tastier
53:00 <Serenity> im watching a million ways to die in the west
53:00 <Bastardly_One> dick is dessert
53:00 <Bastardly_One> any good?
53:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> hi LolinFirh
53:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> f
53:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> *
54:00 <Serenity> yeah its hilarious
54:00 <Skirmish> I have hunter valley flavoured kettle chips!  brb
54:00 <Bastardly_One> looked meh in the trailer so haven't been arsed
54:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> well there ya go ... added to the ever growing list of ... will d/l one day
54:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> " "
55:00 <Skirmish> Ooooo rasberry M&M's too.
55:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> Thoth do you ever fuck yourself?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> what are they like?
56:00 <Skirmish> I like them. 
56:00 <Saemon> cherry ripe
56:00 <Skirmish> Taste like rasberry funny enough.
56:00 <Bastardly_One> self explanitory
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah thought so 
56:00 <Serenity> theres pineapple ones too
56:00 <Serenity> i saw them today
56:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> ...
56:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> " "
57:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> The King grinned red as he walked from the place, where the traitor lost both his name and his face. Through the halls and the corridors stinging in blood. He tasted his grin and it tasted good...... The king took his head...... Left him broken and dead.
57:00 <Bastardly_One> orly?
57:00 <simba> wtf!!!!!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> pineapple chocolate is nice
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57:00 <simba> lmbo
58:00 <Serenity> fuck you simba
58:00 <Skirmish> Woops
58:00 <Serenity> http://www.thedistributorsperth.com/assets/images/9300682044622.jpg
58:00 <Bastardly_One> tried that raspberry and lemonade cadbury's? and oops
58:00 <Serenity> ^
58:00 <simba> learn 2 link 
58:00 <simba> and im not talking about zelda
58:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
58:00 <Skirmish> I like pineapple. I will have to try those. 
58:00 <Serenity> learn to not gobble cock
58:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> The King grinned red as he walked from the place, where the traitor lost both his name and his face. Through the halls and the corridors stinging in blood. He tasted his grin and it tasted good...... The king took his head...... Left him broken and dead.
58:00 <Bastardly_One> they look nice
58:00 <Skirmish> Red Rock chips not Kettle. 
58:00 <faux> Ah, Yes. Pineapple. 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same ... pineapple chocolate is nice
58:00 <Thoth> HUZZAH
58:00 <Serenity> i wish he'd cut his wrists
58:00 <Thoth> I like the nick anyway. Romeo was liked by people, you could even say he was cool... yet that guy...
59:00 <Skirmish> Hunter Valley Roast Chicken, Lemon and Thyme.
59:00 <faux> Lemon and Thyme.
59:00 <faux> Clementine.
59:00 <simba> Thyme for chips
59:00 <faux> Hahahah! Haha!
59:00 <Thoth> Should just have a mug of scotch and stop being such a girl
00:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6S8ZmjzJE0&list=UU1yBKRuGpC1tSM73A0ZjYjQ
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Woman With Insatiable Desire For Sex Gets Rewarded With A Divorce (Sep 5, 2014) 6:20 - Category: People & Blogs - 118,542 - 1,861 likes (50.8%), 1,800 dislikes (49.2%)
00:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> With their final breath they hailed The King... The King of Kings.
01:00 <Serenity> shut the god damn hell up
01:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Bow down to the, bow down to The King.
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Christ I hate wrestling fans
02:00 <faux> wtf
02:00 <Bastardly_One> this cunt 
03:00 <faux> Don't you spend hours talking to Saemon about wrestling 
03:00 <simba> everyone wrestles with something at some point
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmm no ... he forces wrestling conversations
03:00 <Serenity> nah to be fair
03:00 <Skirmish> That was last week.
03:00 <faux> He forces you to talk?
03:00 <Serenity> Saemon spends hours talking at Bastardly_One while Bastardly_One tells him hes not iterested
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like talking about soap operas the way he obsesses
03:00 <Saemon> lol faux
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I like it, I enjoy it 
03:00 <Saemon> you got him
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it's nothing to go spaz about it
03:00 <faux> I've seen them have full in depth convos about it
04:00 <faux> He seemed pretty interested 
04:00 <Saemon> so your saying Bastardly_One is a hypocrite?
04:00 <Skirmish> It's another example of B1 being wishy washy with whomever it online. 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and he never shuts up and I get to a point of answering to shut him up
04:00 <simba> u were probably the same at his age
04:00 <faux> lmao
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity gets it 
04:00 <faux> HE FORCES ME TO TALK
04:00 <Bastardly_One> huzzah
04:00 <Saemon> lol faux ikr
04:00 <Skirmish> lol I have to answer him to get him to shut up.  WORST. EXCUSE. EVER. 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> by the way simon
05:00 <faux> lllol
05:00 <Saemon> lol Skirmish
05:00 <simba> wrestling was a big part of your life, you have stories he wants to hear
05:00 <Saemon> ^^^^^^^^
05:00 <faux> I can show you the worldddd
05:00 <faux> Shining shimmering splendid
05:00 <Serenity> tell me princess
05:00 <Serenity> now when did you last let your heart deciiiiide
05:00 <faux> watching Aladdin :')
05:00 <Serenity> i love that movie
05:00 <Saemon> a brand new worrrrrrlld
05:00 <faux> Brand new.
05:00 <faux> lol
05:00 <Serenity> ...
05:00 <Serenity> LOL
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and then The_Baron rolled out the door
05:00 <Bastardly_One> being too fat and stoned to walk
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hi
06:00 <simba> a big idiot
06:00 <faux> Rofll
06:00 <faux> crying
06:00 <Serenity> :')
06:00 <Maurice> Why isn't murder legal yet
06:00 <faux> bc tax
06:00 <Maurice> Bastard tax
06:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: The expected demands on funeral homes would be too much. 
06:00 <faux> I want a magic carpet 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and Saemon ... saves you d/ling shit ... go here ... http://wrestlingup.info/#sthash.G9fKKR8L.dpbs
06:00 <doctor> its only illegal if you get caught
06:00 <The_Baron> something like that
06:00 <The_Baron> oh hih yourself 
06:00 <The_Baron> *high
06:00 <The_Baron> *whatever
06:00 <Bastardly_One> bit like that eh?
06:00 <The_Baron> yep
06:00 <The_Baron> totally scattered and lovin it
07:00 <faux> I HATE WRESTLING FANS
07:00 <Maurice> Steal Doodles
07:00 <simba> knows the best place to catch up on wrestling news
07:00 <faux> Paates wrestling link to wrestling fan
07:00 <faux> Pastes
07:00 <faux> lollllllllllllllll
07:00 <Serenity> fuck you Maurice i was going to say that
07:00 <Bastardly_One> not going on about it forever and ever ... and nuh that's to shows instead of him paying each month ... end of convo
07:00 <Skirmish> I have ABSOLUTELY no interest ..... btw this is an awesome fansite. 
07:00 <faux> Lmaoo
07:00 <The_Baron> spent the day watching The Muppet Show
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... you sad mong
07:00 <The_Baron> had one of those big arse pingers yesterday
07:00 <The_Baron> shattered me
08:00 <Saemon> rofl
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I have an interest ... never said I don't
08:00 <faux> AHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
08:00 <Bastardly_One> learn to read
08:00 <Saemon> you guys are killin b1 atm lolol
08:00 <Saemon> ooooh he's gettin touchy how
08:00 <faux> a whole new woooorld, a new fantastic wrestling siteeee
08:00 <Serenity> killin me softly
08:00 <Saemon> "learn to read"
08:00 <faux> but when I'm way up here its crystal clearrrr I love wrestlingggg
09:00 <Skirmish> lolol
09:00 <Serenity> and now im in a whole new cage match with youuu
09:00 <Maurice> I like how Saemon thinks people are on his side
09:00 <Maurice> Newsflash, they're taking the piss out of you too
09:00 <faux> A whole new woooorld, WWE
09:00 <Saemon> the enemy of thine enemy is thine friend.
09:00 <Serenity> hmm i might dl the fraggles
09:00 <The_Baron> sadly I already have that
10:00 <simba> yea take it to the WWE message boards bois
10:00 <Skirmish> It's like a shooting star, or that perfect arm bar .... 
10:00 <simba> where obese yanks have wrestling move themed names liek SHOOTING_STAR_PRESS_420
10:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, what you said is kind of my point ... it's like going on about a soap opera or Big Brother or something
10:00 <Serenity> sif sadly
11:00 <simba> what did i say
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I enjoy it ... obsessing over story lines and crap is boring to me 
11:00 <Serenity> its kind of like when you try to talk to me about icp
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the tone I should say
11:00 <Maurice> Lol
11:00 <Skirmish> OH NO SHE DIDN'T!! BOOM! 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah probably Serenity ... I get it 
11:00 <ShadowLurker> lool
11:00 <The_Baron> true
11:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooh
12:00 <Bastardly_One> point taken but yes 
12:00 <Serenity> LOL doc brown is in this movie!!!!!!!!!!
12:00 <Skirmish> ahhh weather experiment.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> so much for a special occassion
12:00 <The_Baron> I know
12:00 <The_Baron> fuckit
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you are gonna hate it when you have to slow like I did 
12:00 <The_Baron> plenty more where that came from
12:00 <Bastardly_One> will kill you as much as it did me I thik
12:00 <Bastardly_One> *think
12:00 <Bastardly_One> see? no mind left
13:00 <Saemon> hrm
13:00 <Serenity> like as doc brown.. not the actor
13:00 <Saemon> is he black?
13:00 <simba> thats a good point idk what is worse big brother or wrestling entertainment
13:00 <Serenity> why the fuck would doc brown be black'
13:00 <Serenity> what the fuck is wrong with you
13:00 <Saemon> bigbrother is worser simba
13:00 <The_Baron> fuckit
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... wait until it happens
13:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucking horrible
14:00 <Bastardly_One> "worser"
14:00 <ShadowLurker> Saemon you are the biggest cockface on the planet right now
14:00 <ShadowLurker> kill yourself
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <Saemon> bigbrother is full of ordinary nobodies tryin hard for 5mins of fame
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
14:00 <Bastardly_One> (watch her cringe)
14:00 <The_Baron> ding ding
14:00 <Skirmish> Watch that red line get darker. 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> got the new Blaze Ya wanky 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> EP?
15:00 <Saemon> that beign said, i still enjoy viewing it 
15:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvbk5MJNFlI
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Theory of a Death Knight (Apr 13, 2009) 3:25 - Category: Film & Animation - 1,736,128 - 14,014 likes (90.6%), 1,448 dislikes (9.4%)
15:00 <The_Baron> nope
15:00 <Bastardly_One> not you ... you wouldnt bother ... 1 song 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> 7 mixes
15:00 <Bastardly_One> all meh
15:00 <Serenity> you what
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the Blaze single/ep
16:00 <Bastardly_One> do you like the song?
16:00 <Skirmish> He forgot about something you mentioned last night I guess. 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> it's shit 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> to me 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> just listened to it 
16:00 <Serenity> i dont even know if ive heard it tbh
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Aspirations
16:00 <Bastardly_One> same track 7 mixes
17:00 <Skirmish> ... and around we go again ... 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I thought it was meh for him anyway
17:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
17:00 <Serenity> find me a link
17:00 <Bastardly_One> can do 
17:00 <The_Baron> only thing I been excited about is the new Aphex Twin album
18:00 <Thoth> weird... who knew trout and tuna were the same fish.
18:00 <Skirmish> All fish are the same. 
18:00 <Thoth> Except for Kanye
18:00 <The_Baron> the first track is sick
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that will be good yes
18:00 <romeo> hi Bastardly_One
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the psychotic records label
18:00 <Skirmish> Aphex Twin sounds like they stole their music from shads. 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> is going a bit release crazy this half of the year
19:00 <Skirmish> fishdicks
19:00 <The_Baron> Skirmish, If I death stared into my monitor any hard, it would start to crack
19:00 <The_Baron> harder*
19:00 <Serenity> psychpathic records*
19:00 <Serenity> psychopathic records*
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and hang on 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> not YT link 
19:00 <The_Baron> cunts got more musical talent in his bunghole than most do in 10 lifetimes
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
19:00 <Skirmish> I listened to a track that simba linked last night .... I found it to be the most retarded collection of electrical burps and beeps I have ever heard.  
19:00 <Bastardly_One> MY bad 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> forget it 
20:00 <The_Baron> it wasn't the fake track was it skirmish?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> some cunt with the same name ... and imitating him almost
20:00 <Skirmish> I don't know.  
20:00 <romeo> hi The_Baron
20:00 <Bastardly_One> how do cunts get away with that still?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I went and checked something else 
20:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUAJ8KLGqis
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and someone is warning people about the track
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Aphex Twin - minipops 67 [120.2][source field mix] (Sep 4, 2014) 4:48 - Category: Music - 706,926 - 8,238 likes (97.6%), 205 dislikes (2.4%)
20:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry about that 
20:00 <The_Baron> and I doubt shads or anyone here could do this
21:00 <Saemon> 2004 usher
21:00 <Saemon> was the best
21:00 <Bastardly_One> damn ... that cunt needs to be sued
21:00 <Maurice> I want 5 cheeseburgers
21:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if the real blaze has heard that?
21:00 <romeo> i want 6 cheeseburgers
21:00 <The_Baron> this is the real one, and yeah it sounds a bit like analord, but fuck it's well done
21:00 <romeo> :P
21:00 <romeo> hi The_Baron
21:00 <The_Baron> hi romeo
21:00 <romeo> :)
21:00 <romeo> how r ya?
22:00 <Saemon> 2005 timberlake was the best
22:00 <simba> be quiet
22:00 <Saemon> duu-nuuuh, du-nuhhh! YEAH!
22:00 <Serenity> show me it
22:00 <Bastardly_One> not you ... was gonna link Serenity something but it's a clone with the same name and I went googling and there was someone talking about it 
22:00 <Skirmish> Yeah that is the track that simba linked to me last night.  It gave me a kidney stone. 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and people not to get confused
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but this Aphex
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooer
22:00 <Bastardly_One> likey
23:00 <The_Baron> and oddly enough what I expected
23:00 <The_Baron> something dancey and melodic
23:00 <Bastardly_One> he is due for that though
23:00 <romeo> im listening to 38 tracks of fleetwood mac
23:00 <Bastardly_One> because people expect/want the opposite
23:00 <The_Baron> yeah like he was with the analord album
23:00 <The_Baron> just really well done synths and sequencing
24:00 <Bastardly_One> why is everything but joel done best on drugs?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> he's proven he shouldn't even get stoned with the cyprus hill song he did
24:00 <Bastardly_One> with them ... failbait
24:00 <The_Baron> coz house music is background fuzz
24:00 <Skirmish> WOW this chick gets knocked the FUCK out! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzRT2m6Cp8k&list=UU1yBKRuGpC1tSM73A0ZjYjQ
24:00 <romeo> how r ya today?, The Baron
24:00 <Bastardly_One> now, everyone
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Disturbing Footage Of Ray Rice Knocking Then-Fiancé Unconscious Released (Sep 8, 2014) 11:59 - Category: News & Politics - 25,397 - 1,020 likes (69.9%), 439 dislikes (30.1%)
24:00 <The_Baron> while idm needs some concious alteration to fully comprehend
25:00 <Bastardly_One> fair
25:00 <The_Baron> oh dude, when I'm high, I notice the timbres and tones of the track more
26:00 <romeo> The Baron when are you ever high?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> when is he never not?
27:00 <romeo> shut up you
27:00 <The_Baron> I'm trying not to laugh here
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually hear more when I'm not listening as hard
27:00 <romeo> ok ok
27:00 <The_Baron> I can't do that. It kinda sucks actually
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you think you can't
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I think the same way 
28:00 <The_Baron> i try to chill, but in my head I'm still going through the process of how the sounds are generated
28:00 <Bastardly_One> then I realise I am hearing stuff when half listening to something
28:00 <romeo> The_Baron do you like goth music? 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> the beatles do that to me all the time the cunts
28:00 <The_Baron> that's pretty broad romeo
28:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf? where did that noise come from?
28:00 <romeo> ok
28:00 <The_Baron> I like some black metal and industrial, but that's about as far as it goes
29:00 <romeo> ah i c
29:00 <Bastardly_One> industrial was/is my thing I suppose
29:00 <The_Baron> when industrial is done well, it goes off
29:00 <The_Baron> but so much shit in that scene
30:00 <Bastardly_One> 99%
30:00 <romeo> i want black death metal fused with darkwave speakers making my face bleed
30:00 <romeo> but i spose they'll never make that
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and the stuff that gets put under industrial is really just dark EDM anyway
30:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKYrwuxLZtY
30:00 <The_Baron> you heard this b1?
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Clark - Superscope (Feb 26, 2014) 4:19 - Category: Music - 80,105 - 1,120 likes (99.2%), 9 dislikes (0.8%)
30:00 <The_Baron> (mad video btw)
31:00 <[Maverick]> blah blah blah 
31:00 <romeo> anyone hungry?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeahbut not seen the clip
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Mav, any more news?
31:00 <romeo> i was thirsty
32:00 <The_Baron> fuck this track goes off
32:00 <Bastardly_One> see this is dark EDM too though
32:00 <romeo> what's EDM?
32:00 <The_Baron> don'
32:00 <[Maverick]> :o
32:00 <Bastardly_One> industrial is with pipes and trollies and shit 
32:00 <The_Baron> don't use that term too much around me
32:00 <The_Baron> :P
32:00 <Serenity> ;)
32:00 <Bastardly_One> like Blixa style
32:00 <The_Baron> Clar is technically idm/braindance btw
32:00 <The_Baron> cunts a genius on modular synthesis
32:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking dark EDM
32:00 <Bastardly_One> is what it is
32:00 <The_Baron> Clark*
33:00 <Bastardly_One> aka "Industrial"
33:00 <romeo> no rock and roll?
33:00 <The_Baron> not even with the inverted commas mate
33:00 <The_Baron> :P
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Industrial is real shit like Blixa does
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I love this kind of shit 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> fact is it's dark EDM
33:00 <Bastardly_One> not "industrial"
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Snog industrial?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Black Lung?
34:00 <Skirmish> STOP TYPING SO MANY FUCKING LINES WHEN YOU CAN DO IT IN ONE OR TWO YOU USELESS OLD CUNT FOR FUCK SAKE MANG! 
34:00 <romeo> i got a fingernail stuck in my teeth
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Skinny Puppy? etc?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> no ... dark EDM 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck this is the shit in surround The_Baron
34:00 <The_Baron> EDM is such a shit term
34:00 <The_Baron> it's just another lame catch all like techno used to be
34:00 <Bastardly_One> it is a shit term but it's what we have
35:00 <The_Baron> and EBM before that
35:00 <The_Baron> and EBR before that
35:00 <The_Baron> and space rock even before all that
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're doing the same with IDM
35:00 <The_Baron> and so on and so forth
35:00 <The_Baron> yeah I hate idm too
35:00 <The_Baron> braindance is the more fitting term for that genre
35:00 <The_Baron> shit u kinda sit and let ur wind wander off with
35:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' hell it is what it is :P
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I told ya :P
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it does make ya mind wander sometimes
36:00 <Bastardly_One> true 
36:00 <rookal> EDM is fake
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I just noticed my mind wandered about a min ago 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> when you said it 
37:00 <Thoth> lame. I want to eat crocodile except all I can find is a crocodile pizza
37:00 <The_Baron> dude, you get the WARP record collection, Planet Mu, pop a fuckload of acid, sit on a comfy beanie and dribble mango juice on yourself
37:00 <The_Baron> it's a whole nieche market
37:00 <The_Baron> :P
37:00 <romeo> no rock and roll?
38:00 <The_Baron> b1 can unleash a barage of rock n roll links
38:00 <The_Baron> barrage*
38:00 <romeo> ah i c
39:00 <Mew> I tried croc in primary school
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm watching this at the moment
39:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pplq4iYw9Lw
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CLUTCH - Full Concert "Earth Rocker Tour" Denver 2013 HD (Apr 9, 2014) 01:22:47 - Category: Music - 61,331 - 570 likes (98.6%), 8 dislikes (1.4%)
39:00 <Bastardly_One> best band in the world
39:00 <Bastardly_One> dare I say 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> better than sex
40:00 <Thoth> Any good?
40:00 <Mew> Some wilderness hippies came and cooked it for us
40:00 <Mew> Yeah it was nice
40:00 <Thoth> http://www.crocodilefarmhotel.com.au/menus/food/
40:00 <Thoth> No croc. Why the hell would you name yourself crocodile farm?
40:00 <Skirmish> Well since you barely get sex I guess anything can be better than what your vague recollections of it are. 
41:00 <Mew> bloody dickheads
41:00 <Mew> It was kinda like chicken
41:00 <Mew> or maybe pork
41:00 <Skirmish> I picture you chatting up houso chicks in their late teens offering them weed to come around.  Just the vibe you give off. 
41:00 <rookal> i agree
41:00 <rookal> he is a pure ped
42:00 <Mew> the white ones
42:00 <Thoth> Sounds yum
42:00 <Mew> Yis
42:00 <Thoth> I just want to experience obscure foods
42:00 <Thoth> The weirder the better
42:00 <Mew> you should travel OS
42:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron
42:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit starts at 2 mins ... should check it 
42:00 <Skirmish> People need to learn what the definition of pedo is ... although it may prevent them using it so often if they actually knew what it meant. 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> they're so tight 
43:00 <Mew> India would have some weird freaky shit
43:00 <Maurice> Go eat deep fried spiders
43:00 <Thoth> Yea but nah
43:00 <Mew> but yeh
43:00 <Thoth> I ate all kinds of insects in vietnam and thailand
43:00 <Mew> whoa really?
43:00 <Thoth> Yea. Actually better than you'd think
43:00 <Mew> cockroach?
43:00 <Serenity> but on what you said Skirmish... there used to be a guy who was like 49 or hung around our group when i was a teen
43:00 <Serenity> and i mean i was 15/16
43:00 <The_Baron> yaeh this aint bad
43:00 <Bastardly_One> aint bad?
43:00 <Serenity> he used to do exactly that.. have young kids (teens) around his place give them pot etc
43:00 <Serenity> he was so fkn creepy
44:00 <Thoth> Yep, and spiders and crickets and a whole bunch of things i don't know what they were
44:00 <Mew> thats so badass
44:00 <Mew> I like you 10x more now
44:00 <Serenity> blahhh
44:00 <Mew> but I don't wanna kiss you, ever
44:00 <Thoth> So not very much? :D
44:00 <Skirmish> Exactly the picture I was painting. 
44:00 <Serenity> like.. he'd touch the girls on their legs etc if he sat next to you
44:00 <Serenity> blahh
45:00 <milk> Hail mighty Astaroth
45:00 <milk> Ashtaroth, god of light and shadow
45:00 <milk> give our blood life
45:00 <Mew> what else did you do over there?
45:00 <milk> heal our mortal wounds
45:00 <Mew> ladyboooiz?
45:00 <Skirmish> A predator.
45:00 <romeo> i give up
45:00 <romeo> bad fingernail in my teeth
45:00 <romeo> couldn't even get it out with dental floss
45:00 <Serenity> pretty sure a few of the girls slept with him
45:00 <Serenity> i dont even know why
45:00 <Skirmish> Bad homes lives.  Old digger was making them feel wanted. 
45:00 <The_Baron> A pedophile is sexually attracted to children.
46:00 <milk> we beseech you Ashtaroth, mighty saviour of the fallen, do not forsake us
46:00 <Thoth> Sailed the rivers in long boats
46:00 <The_Baron> A pederast has sex with children.
46:00 <The_Baron> that be the distinction
46:00 <Serenity> 49 might have been a bit too old but he was definitely over 40\
46:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron
46:00 <Bastardly_One> this is better ... shows more of the stuff I mean ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqXcr_Wf8BY
46:00 <romeo> why are you telling me this?
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Clutch - Live in Cologne 2014 FULL SHOW (Jul 8, 2014) 01:30:18 - Category: Music - 3,858 - 27 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
47:00 <milk> hey I heard there is a murderer on irc
47:00 <Thoth> Thats actually quite an experience... how many live on the water.
47:00 <Thoth> http://www.philipcoppens.com/thoth_01.jpg
47:00 <Thoth> milk: it isn't me
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that first song 
47:00 <Serenity> no ones telling you anything romeo fuck off
47:00 <Bastardly_One> listen to that shit The_Baron
47:00 <Skirmish> They deliberately target young girls with nothing going for them. No part time jobs, terrible home lives.  "Sure, you can come over to my place and hang out with me, I have weed!"
47:00 <Skirmish> He provides them with an escape. 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck the earth rocker show ... try this one in Cologne
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and turn it up
47:00 <Serenity> well its why everyone hung out there it was a place to go smoke cigarettes weed etc
47:00 <romeo> im gunna push the finger nail in deeper
47:00 <Serenity> i think i went there like twice
47:00 <Serenity> never went back
48:00 <milk> no fuck game of thrones
48:00 <milk> I'm talking a serial killer on irc
48:00 <Mew> is that where they sell fruit n veg from their boats?
48:00 <romeo> fuck you for telling me to fuck off you bitch
48:00 <romeo> ,
48:00 <Serenity> piss. off
48:00 <romeo> drink piss
48:00 <Skirmish> Just ban him already. He's been fishing for it since he arrived. 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, did you click the second live show link? you really need to
49:00 <Thoth> They sell just about anything from their boats
49:00 <Mew> how'd you hear about that milk?
49:00 <milk> someone mentioned it in my ear
49:00 <Mew> the best kind of boat people
49:00 <The_Baron> yep
49:00 <Serenity> fuck hes weir
49:00 <Serenity> d
49:00 <Bastardly_One> how fucking tight are they at sounding loose?
49:00 <The_Baron> maybe he's a pederast
49:00 <Bastardly_One> so fucking good
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he has brain damage 
49:00 <Serenity> i dont believe that story for a second
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I asked him straight out if that was true
49:00 <Skirmish> [23:49] <Bastardly_One> how fucking tight are they at sounding loose?    <-------- Did you put any thought into that question? 
50:00 <milk> there have been... people found dead logged on
50:00 <Mew> right in your ear?
50:00 <bradd_pitts> a brand new wooooooorld
50:00 <milk> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/05/Injecting_Heroin.JPG
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he said it was
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeh I did Skirmish
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and I stand by it 
50:00 <Serenity> dude. shads said he was a multi millionaire
50:00 <Serenity> see where im coming from?
50:00 <The_Baron> and I do get what he means, weirdly enough
50:00 <Bastardly_One> they sound like it's easy to play 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and loose as blues rock
50:00 <The_Baron> big open sounds, but all kept right on beat
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Power Player is second
50:00 <Serenity> it made sense to me too weirdly enough
50:00 <Bastardly_One> listen to how tight that drumming is 
51:00 <Mew> who's the first victim? 
51:00 <Mew> pls be slinky_j
51:00 <Bastardly_One> JP is like ... the shit 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fair point Serenity on romeo
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and that guitaring
51:00 <Bastardly_One> how is that not party in the pants stuff?
52:00 <Serenity> im pretty sure excessive is an irc murderer
52:00 <Serenity> if i get murdered it was him
52:00 <milk> they say the killer befriends the victim in casual conversation, before a meet
52:00 <milk> after a few meets, they get themselves invited back 
52:00 <milk> no one knows who it is though
52:00 <Skirmish> It's not so much the point he is trying to make ... it's how he asks the question.  The same as if you scroll up B1 uses the word "shit" to refer to music sometimes twice in a sentence and for at least a dozen lines. 
52:00 <Skirmish> Oh there is another one just above. 
52:00 <The_Baron> because ending anything with shit or the shit is gangsta
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and shit 
52:00 <Skirmish> He's an old man. Gangsta doesn't work.
52:00 <Bastardly_One> more like qld or nz
53:00 <Thoth> well actually, slinky_J wanted to meet me last night for homosexual sex... I'm not even kidding
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and shit ey?
53:00 <The_Baron> I didn't know there was an age requirement
53:00 <Bastardly_One> there is 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why Dre retired yo
53:00 <Bastardly_One> *sarcasm for the dim witted inserted here*
53:00 <The_Baron> also Bastardly_One is only what 43?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be for Skirmish
53:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah this gig is great 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> something about this band ... they just do it for me 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno if it's because they're old men as well or what 
55:00 <Thoth> If this were queensland I could lawfully assault him and use that as my defense
55:00 <Thoth> Even murder
55:00 <Skirmish> I am all for sharing music you like and talking about why you like it. Using the same language as a 16yo talking about One Direction is what ruins it. 
55:00 <The_Baron> like, shit dude, whatevs :P
55:00 <milk> Americans are so funny, they think you have to be their friend because Tom Cruise survived Jurassic Park
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that delay in the solo in the third track is so sexy
56:00 <Bastardly_One> just thought I'd mention that
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and Neil's singing is so good even live
57:00 <milk> the American strategy seems to have changed from suck up privately and openly take the credit for our actions, to tell everybody what bad people we are and threaten us
58:00 <milk> there is only one solution
58:00 <milk> a game of pully pully
58:00 <milk> uPully, iPully
58:00 <Skirmish> What are you talking about Milk. 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> milk has no idea even
58:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo
58:00 <The_Baron> I'ma watch something or other and plaz out
58:00 <The_Baron> peace out fuckers
58:00 <Bastardly_One> later
58:00 <Skirmish> Enjoy The_Baron. 
59:00 <milk> I think the world would be much better off without the USA
59:00 <Serenity> mmm licorice bullets
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you mean the western world would be better off not being held to ransom by the USA
59:00 <Skirmish> It would certainly be a different place.  There is a history channel show coming soon that considers that.  What is the USA never existed. 
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