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07:00 <slinky_J> cold case made me tear up :(
11:00 <Kynetic> what happenned?
12:00 <slinky_J> girl with gender identity in 1963 found dead by a river
13:00 <slinky_J> so ofcourse at school ppl picked on her n shit and her dad put her in a mental hospital and they fried her brain bigtime so when he best mate came to rescue her and she asks him to kill her n he does
14:00 <Kynetic> do you have gender identity issues slinky_J?
14:00 <slinky_J> nup
14:00 <slinky_J> but cold case is a good show
14:00 <Kynetic> or does it just make you sad that people in the 60's were jerks.
14:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
14:00 <Kynetic> people are still jerks though
14:00 <Kynetic> just in different ways now
15:00 <Kynetic> its all good though so long as its PC.
17:00 <slinky_J> :P
18:00 <slinky_J> emotions are crap
18:00 <slinky_J> unless in a movie or tv or song
18:00 <slinky_J> but irl emotions r lame
18:00 <slinky_J> im all about bein a robot i even walk like one and go I am a row boat
18:00 <Maurice> Oh that reminds me
18:00 <Kynetic> nah
18:00 <Kynetic> emotions make us human
18:00 <Maurice> Short Circuit is on sunday night I think it is
19:00 <slinky_J> wooooo!
19:00 <Maurice> Number 5... is aliiiive
19:00 <Kynetic> i used to love those movies when i was a kid
19:00 <Kynetic> i dunno if i can watch them now
19:00 <slinky_J> batteries not included is ace too
19:00 <Kynetic> the magic is still alive if i dont watch them now
19:00 <slinky_J> thats the one with the little space ships right?
19:00 <Kynetic> i watched the neverending story recently
19:00 <Maurice> I got Mr Peabody and Sherman today
19:00 <Kynetic> and realised just how crappy the story really is
19:00 <Maurice> Yeah I was never a fan of neverending story
19:00 <Kynetic> that was another movie i adored as a kid
19:00 <Kynetic> used to watch over and over again
20:00 <slinky_J> scariest monster in a movie for me is still that nothing wolf
20:00 <slinky_J> from never evnding story
20:00 <slinky_J> -v
20:00 <Kynetic> i dunno
20:00 <Kynetic> i used to watch really scary movies late at night on tv as a kid
20:00 <slinky_J> yer
20:00 <Kynetic> its really difficult to scare me with a movie now
20:00 <slinky_J> it's not just the puppet
20:00 <Kynetic> if you sneak up on me in a dark alley late at night
20:00 <slinky_J> it's what the puppet talks about
20:00 <Kynetic> maybe you'll give me a frigt
20:00 <Kynetic> but movies.. meh.
21:00 <Kynetic> i liked cabin in the woods
21:00 <Kynetic> but i didnt find it at all scary
21:00 <slinky_J> the cabin in the woods
21:00 <slinky_J> that was heaps of fun
21:00 <Bastardly_One>  lol @ some of the characters in this game
21:00 <Kynetic> yeh i found it kinda funny 
21:00 <Kynetic> its almost like a game
21:00 <Bastardly_One> a sex offender ... looks exactly like one too
22:00 <Kynetic> you try and predict whats going to happen
22:00 <Kynetic> hehe
22:00 <Kynetic> kinda like you Bastardly_One?
22:00 <Kynetic> :P
22:00 <Bastardly_One> no :P
22:00 <doctor> I used to be quite traumatised with horror movies as a kid, now they're an absolute bore
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm not as boring as this game is so far
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's "alright"
22:00 <slinky_J> boring?
23:00 <slinky_J> what's boring about it so far?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> so far ... only on the first campaign at the house though
23:00 <slinky_J> are you driving inside car view yet?
23:00 <slinky_J> or still 3rd person gta style
23:00 <Bastardly_One> can't be fucked getting cars yet ... keep accidently finding crime to solve
24:00 <slinky_J> u havent driven?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> a couple of times
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it's pretty gay
24:00 <slinky_J> whys it gay
24:00 <slinky_J> compared to gta it pwns
25:00 <Bastardly_One> other way around IMO
25:00 <slinky_J> what with shitty 3rd person driving
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you can first person 
25:00 <slinky_J> yer but not inside car view
25:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
25:00 <Bastardly_One> not tried
25:00 <slinky_J> ;)
26:00 <slinky_J> it makes driving more fun and dangerous
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on the big brother mission
26:00 <slinky_J> and music is louder from inside the car
26:00 <Bastardly_One> when I can be fucked 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I turned the music off
26:00 <slinky_J> there's like 23 songs to get from hacking pedestrians
27:00 <slinky_J> phones*
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I noticed
27:00 <Bastardly_One> got about 10 already
27:00 <slinky_J> nice
27:00 <Bastardly_One> perhaps not that many but a fair few
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's hard not to be greedy when detecting a crime
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and take forever to get there hacking all the way
28:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
28:00 <slinky_J> ino 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I'm only on the first mission
28:00 <Bastardly_One> the big brother one 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> got heaps of cash
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
29:00 <slinky_J> yep
29:00 <slinky_J> i went around gettin heaps of cash
29:00 <slinky_J> buying all the outfits
29:00 <slinky_J> n guns
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the convos can be funny
29:00 <slinky_J> haha
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeh well I have the good clothes already
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yah for bonus shit
29:00 <slinky_J> when you invade peoples security and watch them inside their homes, there are some messed up ones
30:00 <Bastardly_One> It has heaps of drugged fucked and drunk people though
30:00 <Bastardly_One> don't think I've seen that many in all GTAs combined :P
30:00 <slinky_J> you done a drinking game yet?
30:00 <slinky_J> or chess
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I just told ya 
30:00 <slinky_J> or poker
30:00 <Bastardly_One> nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
30:00 <slinky_J> aha
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I am on the Big Brother mission
31:00 <Bastardly_One> just starting it 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and where the fuck is that g/fs house?
31:00 <slinky_J> oh
31:00 <Bastardly_One> or is that just a distraction
31:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
31:00 <slinky_J> sister
31:00 <Bastardly_One> or is that where I am going 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah!
31:00 <slinky_J> yeah
31:00 <Bastardly_One> DUH
31:00 <Bastardly_One> plot forgotten already
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
31:00 <slinky_J> ;)
31:00 <slinky_J> yeah that happens
31:00 <slinky_J> thats a big issue with these types of games
32:00 <slinky_J> espesh shit like far cry 3
32:00 <Bastardly_One> she's a bit affectionate for a sister
32:00 <slinky_J> lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the way she talks to him
32:00 <Bastardly_One> far cry I cannot be fucked finishing and I keep meaning to
32:00 <slinky_J> far cry 3 shat me
32:00 <slinky_J> was fun but shat me
32:00 <slinky_J> i hope 4 is as good as it sounds
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, the PS3 version of this isn't worth top dollar
33:00 <Bastardly_One> $40 was alright
33:00 <slinky_J> nice
33:00 <slinky_J> wait till ya get ps4
34:00 <slinky_J> im assuming thats the console ur gettin
34:00 <slinky_J> lol
34:00 <slinky_J> brb cig
34:00 <slinky_J> :P
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeh by then it'll be $20 :P
34:00 <Maurice> I'll sell you mine for 1000
38:00 <slinky_J> fk man
38:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... I'll wait for another 2 mths yet ... I've a feeling when GTA V hits there'll be a bundle
38:00 <slinky_J> im one of those ppl that hates walkin into a spider web
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'd rather that than Destiny
38:00 <slinky_J> just that feelin is eew
39:00 <slinky_J> and i have this plague of caterpillers atm that hang down from the balcony on a silk of thread
39:00 <Bastardly_One> suffer
39:00 <slinky_J> walked into one then
39:00 <slinky_J> i hate these little fuckers
39:00 <Bastardly_One> #1 I don't have to smoke outside
39:00 <slinky_J> lol
39:00 <slinky_J> i smoke in the bathroom
39:00 <Maurice> #2 thats gross
39:00 <slinky_J> or in the kitchen if its raining out
39:00 <Bastardly_One> It is and I prefer outside
40:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate sits in the main part of the house chain smoking like no tomorrow
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but handy for bongs not moving from my office/bastard cave/whatever
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to find something to do on Sat now 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> not that birthdays are a big deal anymore
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm not bothering going to that fetish expo
42:00 <Bastardly_One> found out some people I cbf'ed dealing with are going 
43:00 <slinky_J> note to self buy bug spray next shop
43:00 <slinky_J> note 2 to self dont go over budget again aha
44:00 <slinky_J> bdays n christmas dont mean fuck to me cause i try to find something to look forward to buying every month
45:00 <slinky_J> been so difficult this yr not impulse buying :P
50:00 <simba> :P
52:00 <slinky_J> :P
52:00 <slinky_J> wb
52:00 <stevenn> thx
54:00 <slinky_J> lol
56:00 <Saemon> sup my friends
56:00 <Saemon> yo Bastardly_One omg
57:00 <Saemon> how fucken shit was raw 
57:00 <Saemon> this does not bode well for WWE if it goes on at this rate
57:00 <Saemon> im actually reconsidering my fandom of the current product at this point
58:00 <slinky_J> oh yeah?
58:00 <simba> no WWE discussion
58:00 <stevenn> later cunts
58:00 <Saemon> sorry simba
58:00 <slinky_J> later bro
59:00 <Saemon> hrm
59:00 <Saemon> wat should i eat?
59:00 <Saemon> lol so hunger cravings atm
59:00 <slinky_J> dick
59:00 <Saemon> giv me yours 
59:00 <Saemon> xox
00:00 <Saemon> ;P
00:00 <simba> dont eat 
00:00 <simba> starve
00:00 <Saemon> why?
00:00 <Saemon> im not aiming to lose weight anymore
00:00 <Saemon> no point, may as well eat and enjoy life, be happy
01:00 <Maurice> Or you could starve, die and make the rest of us happy
01:00 <simba> yeah try and die as early as possible
01:00 <simba> good one
01:00 <Saemon> i look at all those ppl who diet n suffer, contrain themselves, just in order to look like the ppl on the magazie covers
01:00 <Saemon> magazine*
01:00 <Saemon> the cult of celebrity worship
01:00 <Saemon> fucken sheep
01:00 <simba> forget about them 
01:00 <Saemon> deprive themselves
01:00 <simba> look at your gut
02:00 <Saemon> yeah its soft and flabby
03:00 <Saemon> so what, im not planning to be a victoria's secret catwalk model anytime soon.
03:00 <simba> are you planning on dying soon
04:00 <simba> Malware Ahead!
07:00 <slinky_J> fgts
07:00 <paNdiS> fgts
08:00 <Thoth> Or just what you like?
08:00 <paNdiS> ashdaiudhaiusihdas
09:00 <paNdiS> huh?
09:00 <paNdiS> shut up
10:00 <Thoth> How about no
10:00 <Thoth> If you like we can settle this by taking off our shirts and wrestling
10:00 <Thoth> Or are you scared of homosexuals, handsome?
10:00 <Thoth> Huh?
10:00 <Thoth> Are you scared?
10:00 <Thoth> Of the homo?
11:00 <paNdiS> 12 hrs ago you were goin on about homosexuals
11:00 <Thoth> 20
12:00 <Thoth> years
12:00 <simba> Thoth please stop typing
12:00 <Thoth> But I like typing and its all I'm good at
13:00 <paNdiS> asdasd
13:00 <paNdiS> phew
14:00 <beehhh> omg im cumming
14:00 <beehhh> beagle skyped with me hes having back pain must be his lung
14:00 <paNdiS> wtf
14:00 <beehhh> i suggested that to him for a checkout
14:00 <paNdiS> he will be dead before 40
15:00 <paNdiS> or by 40
15:00 <paNdiS> but i guess the plus side is you dont know what the fuck is goin on for a couple yrs b4 u die
16:00 <paNdiS> im vomitting too bro
16:00 <paNdiS> <3 u 2
21:00 <beehhh> toxic nation
22:00 <beehhh> google has gone insane
24:00 <paNdiS> i can do blackbelt fightjitsu so shut it
24:00 <simba> .
26:00 <paNdiS> super time force!
27:00 <paNdiS> download super time force simba
28:00 <paNdiS> its a retro style platformer
28:00 <beehhh> fuijitsu
29:00 <Bastardly_One>  lo is chris
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he probably thinks you're a chick
29:00 <beehhh> eat an thai street hookers arse in the laneway
29:00 <paNdiS> this game is the shiznit
31:00 <simba> paNdiS...... i dont have an xbox..
31:00 <paNdiS> HI AIMY! THAT WAS A REALLY FUN BBQ AT YOUR HOuOSE LAST WEEKEND IN THE FUTURE.
31:00 <paNdiS> :( simba
31:00 <simba> is it better than super mario?
31:00 <paNdiS> it's an indy game
31:00 <paNdiS> oh u got guns n stuff
32:00 <paNdiS> and fight aliens
32:00 <paNdiS> its got mario graphics lol
32:00 <simba> so no koopa flowers?
34:00 <Maurice> NOTHING is better than super mario
35:00 <paNdiS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clgoJRc-VKI
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Super T.I.M.E. Force Insanity Trailer (Jul 16, 2013) - Category: Entertainment - 51,797 views - 573 likes (93.3%), 41 dislikes (6.7%)
35:00 <paNdiS> watch a bit of that
35:00 <paNdiS> thats what im playin
36:00 <paNdiS> thats Insanity tho
36:00 <paNdiS> im just playin super time force
36:00 <beehhh> next year june/july i'll there babe
37:00 <beehhh> for 3weeks only
37:00 <Sponge> where's amsy
37:00 <beehhh> after along waited years....
38:00 <Saemon> amsy is in cunts
40:00 <paNdiS> oh maaaaaaa glob girl
45:00 <Maurice> Once again, wtf is this glob shit
46:00 <paNdiS> it's an Adventure Time thing
46:00 <paNdiS> they dont say oh my god
46:00 <paNdiS> they say glob
46:00 <Maurice> That show shits me
47:00 <paNdiS> it shat me at first
47:00 <paNdiS> now i love it
47:00 <paNdiS> and this game!
47:00 <Maurice> That and regular show I can do without
47:00 <paNdiS> i dont like regular show as much
48:00 <simba> -___-
48:00 <TheRiddler> I saw mr peabody n sherman
48:00 <Saemon> omg i love regular show
48:00 <TheRiddler> just now
48:00 <Saemon> mordecai n rigby OOOHHHHHHHH!!!!
48:00 <Maurice> I saw it at the movies
48:00 <Maurice> Got the 3D dvd today
48:00 <TheRiddler> I hired it out
48:00 <TheRiddler> it's good
48:00 <Saemon> https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/25037772/forensic-report-into-british-tourist-murders-leaked/
49:00 <paNdiS> mr peabody n sherman?
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol the dont taze me bro
49:00 <Saemon> well thats what you get when u go over to their country n disrespect the locals n their customs, sexing drugging and boozing up the place
49:00 <TheRiddler> I thought it'd be like tintin or astroboy
49:00 <TheRiddler> both were pretty bad
49:00 <Saemon> it causes them to want to fuck you up.
49:00 <Maurice> Tintin was shit
50:00 <TheRiddler> it was a mess of different books slammed together 
51:00 <Maurice> I liked Mr Peabody and Sherman, possibly because of Mr Peabodys voice
51:00 <Maurice> I have a slight crush on him
52:00 <TheRiddler> I never understood the cartoon because I was too young
52:00 <TheRiddler> I thought it was peabody n sherman lost in time
53:00 <paNdiS> i want a j right fkn now
53:00 <TheRiddler> trying to get back to their original timeline
53:00 <Maurice> Ty Burrell
53:00 <TheRiddler> like sliders
53:00 <Saemon> sliders
53:00 <Saemon> cro-mags
53:00 <Saemon> loved that show
53:00 <TheRiddler> stfu Saemon
54:00 <TheRiddler> we're not talking to you
54:00 <Saemon> why? im a fellow fan
54:00 <Saemon> stargate sg-1 and sliders
55:00 <Saemon> were my staple shows on thurday evenings back in 1998
55:00 <Saemon> there were on back to back
55:00 <Saemon> 7:30pm was sliders, then 8:30pm was sg-1
58:00 <paNdiS> simba this game should be on psn 
00:00 <Maurice> Gah, the mouths and voices aren't matching up on my show
00:00 <TheRiddler> what game?
00:00 <TheRiddler> what show?
00:00 <TheRiddler> bejeweled is free on origin
00:00 <paNdiS> Super Time Force
01:00 <paNdiS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XD7N6Hsu2c
01:00 <TheRiddler> no.3
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Super Time Force Review (May 23, 2014) 4:32 - Category: Gaming - 9,429 views - 124 likes (96.1%), 5 dislikes (3.9%)
01:00 <paNdiS> oh oops
01:00 <paNdiS> dont watch that
01:00 <Maurice> You're The Worst
01:00 <paNdiS>  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clgoJRc-VKI
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Super T.I.M.E. Force Insanity Trailer (Jul 16, 2013) 6:12 - Category: Entertainment - 51,797 views - likes (93.3%), 41 dislikes (6.7%)
01:00 <TheRiddler> the original candy crush
01:00 <TheRiddler> also better
02:00 <simba> id rather play super marieo
02:00 <simba> if i was gonna play a game like that id launch into super metroid
03:00 <simba> that shit is hard!!!!!!!!!!
03:00 <Maurice> ps4!!!!
03:00 <TheRiddler> I'm thinking of either getting into 1 of the moba games
03:00 <simba> ps1!!!!!
03:00 <TheRiddler> ps3!!!
03:00 <TheRiddler> I'm still stuck on which console to get first
03:00 <paNdiS> haha
03:00 <paNdiS> super time force is hard
04:00 <paNdiS> u haz no idea
04:00 <TheRiddler> ninja gaiden hard
04:00 <TheRiddler> ?
04:00 <TheRiddler> battletoads!
05:00 <paNdiS> u cant just watch a bit of somethin and assume its easy lol
06:00 <simba> no you cant
07:00 <Maurice> Get a snes
08:00 <TheRiddler> you'd probably get further than any of the above nes games
08:00 <paNdiS> ey?
09:00 <paNdiS> beaten battle toads heaps O_O
11:00 <simba> SNES is da best
12:00 <paNdiS> yea but ur younger
12:00 <simba> why download indie games for 10 bucks a pop when they all rip off SNES classics you can play on an emulator 
12:00 <paNdiS> its free
12:00 <paNdiS> free games with gold
13:00 <simba> ahh yea
13:00 <simba> after u pay for the internet again lol
13:00 <paNdiS> ?
13:00 <paNdiS> pay for xbox live you mean
13:00 <paNdiS> sony is going to do its own version of xbox live
14:00 <paNdiS> so lol it up
14:00 <simba> yea
14:00 <simba> i wont be paying for it
14:00 <simba> no lols on me
14:00 <paNdiS> no lols on anyone
14:00 <paNdiS> i dont understand why you have a problem with it
14:00 <paNdiS> why should everything be free?
15:00 <paNdiS> it costs them money to run it..
15:00 <simba> its just funny to me
15:00 <simba> we'll never c eye 2 eye
15:00 <paNdiS> imo there's nothing to see
16:00 <paNdiS> people have jobs
16:00 <paNdiS> they need to be paid
17:00 <paNdiS> i used to think it was funny/stupid too, i guess you dont remember that
19:00 <simba> XXX_BOX_XXX
20:00 <simba> ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
20:00 <paNdiS> have u seen miranda kerr photoshop pic b4 n after?
20:00 <paNdiS> she did it herself n posted on instagram
20:00 <paNdiS> n its so obvs
20:00 <simba> no
23:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIe9UxvgVm0
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Recovery-Save Me (Maybe) (Dec 15, 2012) 6:29 - Category: Music - 768 views views - 20 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
25:00 <Maurice> My cat is being a fucking bitch
27:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/8Bd3nqvjT_I
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mungo's Hi-Fi (Feat Charlie P) - Rules Of The Dance (Kahn Remix) (May 26, 2014) 3:30 - Category: Music - 22,534 views - 225 likes (99.6%), dislikes (0.4%)
27:00 <simba> put it down
27:00 <paNdiS> i cant wait for this shit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Spark
27:00 <paNdiS> i got tha demo
27:00 <paNdiS> iz gonna beat the shit outta minecraft
28:00 <paNdiS> beta*
28:00 <Maurice> I will not put her down
28:00 <Maurice> But I might sell my kids since its them she's annoying
29:00 <paNdiS> put her down, down town
32:00 <simba> o rly?
34:00 <milk> sell your kids on the thai market, that'll smarten them up
35:00 <shads> why dont you fucking fuck yourself cunt simba
35:00 <simba> manners, wayne
35:00 <shads> get fuckin h@cked cunt
36:00 <Maurice> Lol the fucking idiot has her head stuck in a box the size of, well, her head
36:00 <Maurice> simba, quick, feed him and he'll be ok
36:00 <shads> feed me a fuck
37:00 <simba> "feed me a fuck"
37:00 <Maurice> I want to throw up
37:00 <simba> r u a supermodel?
38:00 <Maurice> I sure am
38:00 <Maurice> Just call me Naomi.. Campbell
39:00 <Maurice> Yes, I am black
39:00 <simba> Black Women rock
42:00 <Maurice> Damn skippy we do, guuurlfrien
43:00 <simba> Hello
44:00 <simba> I'd like to book an appointment for a treatment.
45:00 <Maurice> Waxing?
46:00 <Maurice> Oh I was at the dome the other day and this indian type woman walked by with her kid, must have been about a year old
46:00 <Maurice> He had the most wicked monobrow
46:00 <Maurice> Like that baby Maggie hates on Simpsons
46:00 <simba> gross
46:00 <Maurice> It was mind boggling
47:00 <Maurice> He'll end up with back hair at 4
48:00 <simba> apparently that monobrow babies name is gerald samson
48:00 <Maurice> This kids name would have been holy fuck wheres the wax at
49:00 <simba> holee phucke is a traditional indian name
49:00 <Maurice> Lol
49:00 <Maurice> I wish I had gotten a photo
50:00 <[DoC]> hole phucke?
50:00 <[DoC]> wtf is it?
50:00 <simba> lol
50:00 <simba> nothing M8
51:00 <Maurice> I dunno if I'm hungry or sleepy or what
52:00 <milk> take a pill
52:00 <Maurice> What kind
52:00 <Maurice> All I have is nurofen
52:00 <Maurice> Oh and strepsils
53:00 <simba> yum
53:00 <milk> take 4 nurofen
54:00 <Maurice> Why do I want to take any
54:00 <Maurice> Just because i'm in this channel, doesn't mean I'm drug fucked and will take anything available
56:00 <simba> just hurry up and do ur drugs
56:00 <simba> u druggie
56:00 <Maurice> Fine!
00:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/f2b6b1d966089d73960f0dfe572628f8/tumblr_inline_mlmybv22vs1qz4rgp.jpg
01:00 <Maurice> What a big bastard
02:00 <milk> that is a very unhappy looking cat
03:00 <Maurice> The dude doesn't look very excited either
04:00 <Maurice> Uhm, I'm out the front, a panel van kinda car just pulled into the driveway across the road, reversed and hit my bin
04:00 <Maurice> Only I'm allowed to reverse into my bins
05:00 <Maurice> Which actually happened last week :/
05:00 <simba> get pollock to hack him
05:00 <simba> isnt it cold outside?
05:00 <Maurice> According to MeGusta it's 17
05:00 <Maurice> But I have a thermal top and a hoodie on
06:00 <Maurice> Sorry, 16.9
06:00 <simba> u r bravwe
06:00 <Maurice> I'm like, bananaman or something
08:00 <Maurice> Maybe even SuperTed
11:00 <simba> that was ma shiet
12:00 <simba> DIC productions
12:00 <Maurice> Dick*
13:00 <Maurice> 'Were you high?' 'It was 10 in the morning... of course I was high'
16:00 <simba> im stone cold steve sober
17:00 <paNdiS> haha
17:00 <paNdiS> lol@poop
17:00 <paNdiS> no way in YO FACE ahahaha
17:00 <simba> Maurices ideal threesome is with stone cold steve austin and zapp brannigan
18:00 <Maurice> Sif
18:00 <Maurice> Give me Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin and I will die happy
18:00 <Maurice> Or die smothered in fat
19:00 <simba> yummey
19:00 <simba> fat bastard = ideal man
20:00 <paNdiS> hahahahaha
25:00 <Maurice> 'You're gay?' 'No! But this nigger sucks really good dick'
27:00 <simba> Hahahahahahahaahahahaha.
29:00 <Maurice> I got that out of your journal
35:00 <British^Meat> hahahahahahahahahahahaha
36:00 <simba> BlackDevils new diet health drink https://38.media.tumblr.com/9f48508a2cc449bb480d13c3bd1913fc/tumblr_nc1sunvMza1s5cyzso1_500.jpg
36:00 <Maurice> Yum
36:00 <Maurice> Minus most of it
06:00 <TheRiddler> http://9gag.com/gag/aEGdgjx?sc=1
06:00 <TheRiddler> adorbs
10:00 <Sponge> are you sharing childporn TheRiddler?
49:00 <TheRiddler> you wish
01:00 <simba> "woo hoo" - blur
09:00 <Pyro-> so who wants to come over and watch bad boy bubby with me?
33:00 <Floss> can i just say it really irks me on the big bang theory when the characters turn their heads to talk to different people during a web chat
38:00 <Ana_Ng> it's tv
44:00 <Floss> oh is it?
45:00 <Floss> just sayin...what are they looking at lol
47:00 <simba> different people?
50:00 <Floss> ....
51:00 <Floss> they have to look into the camera
51:00 <Floss> they arent in the same room
51:00 <Floss> they look towards the person talking to them on the other laptop, so to them they are looking off into the distance of their wall or something
52:00 <Floss> they make all the characters do it 
52:00 <simba> @________@
53:00 <simba> i think Ana_Ngs response was best
53:00 <simba> its just tv
53:00 <Floss> oh ok
53:00 <Floss> thanks
53:00 <simba> lol i cant even comprehend what youre saying
54:00 <simba> im imagining a brady bunch-esque collage
54:00 <simba> of nerds in squares
05:00 <Floss> right im finding a pic then
06:00 <Floss> lol
10:00 <Floss> ok so this is how people usually are when on skype right? looking into the camera
10:00 <Floss> http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111225141515/bigbangtheory/images/1/13/Amy_on_skype.png
11:00 <Floss> and this is what im talking about, the person on the laptop is asked to pretend like they are looking at the person off-camera
11:00 <Floss> http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120903063911/bigbangtheory/images/0/0c/Mrs_f.png
11:00 <Floss> so they are essentialy staring at some random thing in their house, so it looks like they are looking at the peerson on the other end
13:00 <ShadowLurker> thats how ppl look when the webcam sits next to the screen
13:00 <simba> both people are looking into a webcam
13:00 <simba> thats all i understand from this
14:00 <ShadowLurker> that second one shes sitting in front of the cam looking at the screeb to the side of it
14:00 <ShadowLurker> whats the big deal
14:00 <Floss> the cam is on the front of the laptop
14:00 <ShadowLurker> what laptop
14:00 <Floss> they get them to turn their heads so it looks more natural
14:00 <Floss> but theyre staring at nothing
15:00 <Floss> the one amys mum is using
15:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont see any laptop
15:00 <simba> lol
15:00 <Floss> they look at the front when they are addressing the main character, then turn thier heads to look at the character off screen
15:00 <ShadowLurker> more to the point why is this even a topic
15:00 <Floss> nevermind
16:00 <Floss> im just saying i notice it
16:00 <simba> so confusing
16:00 <simba> i wish i knew what you were talking about
16:00 <ShadowLurker> do we know definitively that the mums on a laptop
17:00 <Floss> i dont know how to say it any better, i thought everyone noticed it
17:00 <simba> well id have to watch big bang to even know what youre talking about
17:00 <Floss> its like ppl on the news turning their heads and talking so it looks like they are talking directly at someone sitting on a side couch in your living room
18:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <ShadowLurker> why is this even a thing
18:00 <Floss> they are looking at nothing but on the tv it looks like they are talking to the person on the side
18:00 <ShadowLurker> theres lots of cameras
18:00 <Floss> OH MY GOD
18:00 <ShadowLurker> they dont know which ones on
18:00 <Floss> nevermind....
19:00 <Floss> lol nevermind you guys dont get it
19:00 <simba> ok wait
19:00 <Floss> the ppl in my head are totally agreeing with me right now
19:00 <ShadowLurker> i think thats more the problem here
19:00 <simba> so it irks you when the actors are pretending they can see people that are to the sides of the screen?
19:00 <Floss> YES
19:00 <ShadowLurker> are those ppl not looking at you either
19:00 <Floss> its like look at the fucking camera ffs
20:00 <ShadowLurker> why
20:00 <simba> maybe they have giant 50 inch monitors that require them to physically look left and right
20:00 <ShadowLurker> or i dunno
20:00 <Mew> ben gets annoyed by things like keep that 
20:00 <ShadowLurker> autoqueue
20:00 <Mew> then he picks apart the logic in KFC adverts
20:00 <simba> that is such a small thing that it took me an amount of time to even follow 
20:00 <Floss> it just irks me thats all im saying
20:00 <ShadowLurker> some guy to the side of the cam with queue cards
21:00 <Mew> -keep wtf
21:00 <Floss> im guessing its so the person watching the show knows which person the one on skype is addressing
21:00 <ShadowLurker> im guessing ppl examine shows too much
21:00 <Floss> im not examining anything, i just noticed it
21:00 <simba> u clearly watch 2 much big bang
22:00 <Floss> calm down trolls
22:00 <simba> lol
22:00 <simba> im being serious, u probably do
22:00 <simba> to get irkd by this
22:00 <simba> and girt by sea
22:00 <Floss> i get irked by lots of things
22:00 <Floss> im old
22:00 <simba> say another one
23:00 <Floss> when people pronounce "territory" wrong
23:00 <Floss> they say the ORY
23:00 <Floss> i want to kill htem
23:00 <simba> terra-chry
23:00 <ShadowLurker> weeelllll
23:00 <Floss> "i'm looking for some roofracks for my ford territory" FUCK OFF AND DIE
23:00 <ShadowLurker> it is actually ory
23:00 <Floss> no its NOT
24:00 <simba> the word is terri-tory of course..
24:00 <Mew> I have a friend who says ulla-roo for uluru
24:00 <Mew> want2punch
24:00 <Floss> you dont pronounce the ory.
24:00 <Floss> just the ry
24:00 <Floss> and people that say "youse"
24:00 <Floss> can also fucking die.
24:00 <ShadowLurker> from the dictionary
24:00 <ShadowLurker> [ter-i-tawr-ee]
24:00 <simba> but terra-chry is just our accent fucking the word up
25:00 <simba> ter i tawrrrry
25:00 <simba> Terry Tori
25:00 <ShadowLurker> lol terry tori
25:00 <Floss> i dont like it. its wrong
25:00 <Floss> and "n that" 
25:00 <ShadowLurker> you dont like it. its right
25:00 <Floss> youse go over there n that
25:00 <ShadowLurker> i agree with youse
25:00 <ShadowLurker> it isnt a word
26:00 <simba> and that is english slang isnt it
26:00 <Floss> i also dont like got and get but thats how i was raised
26:00 <Floss> they arent words
26:00 <ShadowLurker> wot
26:00 <Floss> theyre just bullshit words
26:00 <simba> i gotta get youse some new territory
26:00 <Floss> i used to be grounded if i used got
26:00 <Floss> got and get in any sentence is replaceable
27:00 <Floss> they are lazy words
27:00 <ShadowLurker> no theyre not
27:00 <Floss> yes they are.
27:00 <simba> what about "get out"
27:00 <ShadowLurker> ones past tense
27:00 <ShadowLurker> ones not
27:00 <Floss> they arent true english words
27:00 <Floss> you could say leave
27:00 <simba> i agree that most cases it sounds better to say recieve
27:00 <Mew> acquired?
28:00 <Floss> i say em all the time lol its just how i was raised, they arent true words
28:00 <ShadowLurker> from dictionary again
28:00 <ShadowLurker> to receive or come to have possession, use, or enjoyment of:
28:00 <Floss> just bullshit words
28:00 <ShadowLurker> to get a birthday present; to get a pension.
28:00 <Floss> congrats for finding a dictionary, but they never used to be in there is what im sayin
28:00 <ShadowLurker> since when
28:00 <Floss> i dont know im not a scientist
28:00 <Floss> lol
28:00 <Floss> once again im JUST SAYING
29:00 <ShadowLurker> well youre making factual statements without fact
29:00 <Mew> the literary master is here now guys just ask pandis
29:00 <Floss> got and get are bullshit words.
29:00 <Floss> ok?
29:00 <Floss> lol
29:00 <ShadowLurker> in your opinion
29:00 <Floss> and i hate ppl that spit on the ground
29:00 <Floss> and clear their nose
29:00 <simba> my english teacher used to say this
29:00 <Mew> ew
29:00 <simba> cop out words
29:00 <Floss> they can die
29:00 <paNdiS> dont be mean
29:00 <paNdiS> im sad atm
29:00 <Mew> lmao
29:00 <paNdiS> VerySadPants
30:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOL
30:00 <paNdiS> do u wana lol at y lmao
30:00 <Mew> yes
30:00 <paNdiS> kk im sad coz the gloves i want wont be coming back and the pants i want wont come back in black
30:00 <paNdiS> :(
30:00 <Floss> lol
30:00 <paNdiS> :~(
30:00 <Mew> did ur mum cut u off
30:00 <Mew> Og
30:00 <Mew> Oh*
30:00 <Mew> boring
30:00 <Floss> back in black!
30:00 <paNdiS> haha yer it's no big deal
30:00 <paNdiS> lol Floss
31:00 <Floss> something else... blah blah blah glad to bee back
31:00 <Mew> backstreets black aiiight
31:00 <Floss> LOL
31:00 <Floss> backstreet boys.... lol
31:00 <ShadowLurker> wot
31:00 <Floss> the dancing
32:00 <Mew> I did the head bop as I sang it lol
32:00 <Floss> LOL yes!
32:00 <Floss> the side to side one?
32:00 <Mew> yup
32:00 <Floss> bahaha
32:00 <Mew> with a circular motion on the aiiiight!
32:00 <Floss> i sometimes find a cheesy pop playlist on youtube and watch it with my mates for the lol dancing
33:00 <Floss> try to copy it
33:00 <simba> NSYNCS synchronised dancing is genuinely hilarious
33:00 <Floss> HAHA yes
33:00 <simba> not to mention their girly "oo yeaah"s they drop in
33:00 <ShadowLurker> well i have to get back to work now that i have gotten that out of my system
33:00 <Mew> baby bi bi bi
33:00 <Floss> lol the hair and the lingering stares into the camera
33:00 <ShadowLurker> ;)
34:00 <simba> ok good luck
34:00 <Floss> i like holding my arm out and shaking my pointy finger
34:00 <Floss> thats one of the backstreet boys faves
34:00 <Mew> have a beautiful time ShadowLurker
34:00 <Floss> and opening a door and stepping to the side
35:00 <Floss> bye shadow i do love our banter
35:00 <Mew> yesssss that move rocks
35:00 <Floss> and the one like theyre skiiing
35:00 <Mew> stepping backwards and pushing the air away 
35:00 <Floss> bahahah
36:00 <Floss> do you think they find it embarassing now
36:00 <Mew> id say definitely
36:00 <Floss> on one hand id say fuck it it made me rich
36:00 <Floss> but then you watch a clip
36:00 <Floss> lol
36:00 <Mew> at what cost
37:00 <Floss> they could still dace like that now just ironicly
37:00 <Mew> They probably still get punani for it
37:00 <Floss> id lol
37:00 <Floss> yeah 40 yr old punani
37:00 <Floss> cougar pun
37:00 <Mew> droopy pun
37:00 <Floss> hey is axe wound slag for fanny?
38:00 <Floss> i was wondering the other day
38:00 <Mew> slides out of the room on her magic flaps
38:00 <Lumeah> Yup
38:00 <Floss> i was pretty sure it was thanks lumeah haha
38:00 <Lumeah> Gash
38:00 <Mew> ham wallet
38:00 <Floss> i like meat curtain the best
38:00 <Lumeah> Np
38:00 <Lumeah> Lol
38:00 <Mew> squish mitten is my fav
38:00 <Floss> lol
38:00 <Lumeah> Nice
39:00 <Floss> i have codrals i feel GREAT atm
39:00 <Mew> EBOLA
39:00 <Floss> ebola?
39:00 <Mew> jk
40:00 <Mew> maybe
40:00 <Floss> lol mew
40:00 <Floss> that reminds me of the asian chick in knocked up
40:00 <Floss> wanna trade boyfriends? just kidding, maybe.. :D
40:00 <Mew> LOL
40:00 <Floss> arent you mad cause the babys eating your food, but cause ur family u guys share
40:00 <Floss> bahaha
40:00 <paNdiS> owellz guess ima order those pants in Army like the last pair
41:00 <Floss> u looking for camo pants pandis
42:00 <paNdiS> lol no no
42:00 <paNdiS> http://www.psylofashion.com/product-188-Mekano_Pants.aspx
42:00 <paNdiS> but i wanted in black, that's their version of army
43:00 <Floss> LOL the long necka pants
43:00 <paNdiS> LMAO
43:00 <Floss> pooie nappy pants
43:00 <paNdiS> what inspired those i forget
43:00 <Lumeah> Hi paNdiS 
43:00 <Floss> alladin?
44:00 <paNdiS> they look super comfy to wear around the house
44:00 <Floss> there no pricing on the site
44:00 <paNdiS> you gotta go up top right and change currency to Aud
44:00 <Floss> ah k
44:00 <paNdiS> Loose and low waist pants in the harem style, printed side panels with toned Polynesian print. 
44:00 <Floss> lol hundred bucks for pants
45:00 <simba> im the only bitch from the bronx rockin chanel
46:00 <Floss> the pants are cool pandis
46:00 <paNdiS> ;)
46:00 <paNdiS> ty
46:00 <Floss> 230 bucks for a cotton jacket seems a bit fucked though
46:00 <Floss> leather i could understand
47:00 <paNdiS> mmmm it's all the design n stuff
47:00 <paNdiS> its heavy too coz its a winter jacket
48:00 <simba> the army color makes them look like flares lol
48:00 <paNdiS> is y im orderin a light one for spring
48:00 <paNdiS> lmao
48:00 <simba> 2 wide at the bottom
48:00 <Floss> i like bootleg on a bloke
48:00 <Floss> skinny legs look terrible
48:00 <paNdiS> ye i thought that but then irl they go over your shoes nice as
48:00 <paNdiS> n no two pairs are stitched together the same
49:00 <simba> like snowflakes
49:00 <Mew> amazing
49:00 <Floss> lol
49:00 <Floss> pandis needs special pants
49:00 <paNdiS> like you babby neva b another simba aww
49:00 <Floss> because hes special
49:00 <Mew> loool
49:00 <paNdiS> in the fucking HEAD
50:00 <Floss> MUM SAYS I AM
50:00 <paNdiS> hahaha
50:00 <milk> what about kashmir jackets?
50:00 <Floss> he uses floss spun from the butthairs of albino gibbons
50:00 <Floss> cause thats what kanye uses
50:00 <simba> cashmere?
51:00 <Fez> Too common
51:00 <paNdiS> its nice to look different
51:00 <Floss> lol its ok pandis
51:00 <paNdiS> Floss you wouldnt want me lookin like that dude in big brother with the beard
51:00 <Floss> i dont watch it
51:00 <paNdiS> tight ass pants, tight button up shirt, beard
51:00 <Floss> oh hahaha gross
51:00 <paNdiS> poster child for hipster-metro
52:00 <paNdiS> lol
52:00 <simba> those people are so easily hatable
52:00 <Floss> i love how theyre tight except for round the bum you see a crack and it looks like theyve got a full dump on board
52:00 <paNdiS> at least that Tim dude in the last series fucked shit up
52:00 <Floss> how is that a good look
52:00 <paNdiS> pranked ppl n just wore pyjamas
52:00 <milk> http://shop.nordstrom.com/c/womens-coats/cashmere-blends
52:00 <Floss> i do everything in my jammies
52:00 <paNdiS> lol Floss
53:00 <paNdiS> that reminds me of a scene from a million ways to die in the west
53:00 <Floss> i played a round of golf in my jammies
53:00 <paNdiS> you can play golf?
53:00 <Floss> after a fashion
53:00 <paNdiS> i can watch it on tv..
54:00 <Floss> i swing and swing and air before screaming and ditching the ball
54:00 <Floss> then i chase the kangaroos
54:00 <Floss> at*
54:00 <Floss> those pants are pretty cool though, i just wouldnt pay that much for them
54:00 <paNdiS> hm maybe nobody put it in youtube coz it comes across racist
55:00 <paNdiS> oh found it
55:00 <paNdiS> Fat Ass
56:00 <paNdiS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3bvNkDbh0s
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Million Ways To Die In The West Movie CLIP - Fat Ass (2014) - Western Comedy HD (May 15, 2014) 0:58 - Category: Film & Animation - 29,209 views - 145 likes (96.7%), 5 dislikes (3.3%)
56:00 <paNdiS> it goes with your comment about dump in pants
57:00 <Floss> lol
58:00 <Floss> i was watching it like why the fuck is there an echo?? is that part of the movie??
58:00 <Floss> had 2 windows playing it
58:00 <Floss> lol
58:00 <paNdiS> AHAHAHAHA
58:00 <Floss> im a dickhead
58:00 <paNdiS> :P
59:00 <Floss> every cunt keeps giving me their colds im fucking over it
59:00 <paNdiS> oh my gosh i so wish i lived in chink land so this dude could ink me Before https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10415578_10202817565655295_4561841252070501688_n.jpg?oh=ac247b623b97a51826522a1bbbe35706&oe=54950395&__gda__=1422235888_d13c16f5278da558854329cbf721edac
59:00 <paNdiS> After https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1781966_10202817566975328_5412723866038207358_n.jpg?oh=61358ce5128539bbd73a496d3b3a402b&oe=54CE65E7&__gda__=1422929037_671d7765bf70246f3396ce1448486801
59:00 <paNdiS> *dies*
01:00 <Floss> i wanna see it in 30 yrs time
01:00 <paNdiS> haha yeah but you dont care by then
02:00 <paNdiS> imagine the expense of a touch up
02:00 <paNdiS> lol
02:00 <Floss> my bf has a dragon on his back
02:00 <paNdiS> cool
02:00 <Floss> i said when hes 80 we can smush his skin and go snake dragon snake dragon
02:00 <Floss> lol
02:00 <paNdiS> funny cause for a long time i wanted the Welsh dragon on my back
02:00 <paNdiS> hahahahahaha!
03:00 <Floss> i dont have any
03:00 <Floss> never found something i liked enough to want on my skin
03:00 <paNdiS> tru
04:00 <Floss> even dead rellies or pets... i thought id maybe want one then but no
05:00 <paNdiS> yeah nah thats never a good idea
23:00 <paNdiS> !seen stevenn
23:00 <Floss> say what
25:00 <paNdiS> need his help
29:00 <simba> n e 1 know whats up in scotland atm
29:00 <simba> ie. why do they want to split from the UK?
31:00 <paNdiS> they've wanted independence for a long time man
32:00 <frayedknot> they have a different origin and identity to england, in the past it was good to be in a union with england due to having an empire. nowadays they want to follow the model of norway
35:00 <simba> would that even be good for them?
36:00 <paNdiS> it wouldnt be bad
36:00 <paNdiS> though Wales would never split
37:00 <paNdiS> the greatest concern there is keeping the language alive
37:00 <paNdiS> I wonder, if you're Scot if you get an EU passport
37:00 <paNdiS> if you're Welsh you get an EU passport
38:00 <paNdiS> YAY
38:00 <paNdiS> dont come back with your shit trivia
39:00 <simba> "We have so many things that we would need to set up: new tax system, new passport system, new defense system, a new system for drivers' licenses — all these things that no one even thinks about and that we rely on every single day."
39:00 <paNdiS> Hey simba do you know how to find out where the closest exchange is to someone, like I think my connection is meh because im far from the exchange
39:00 <paNdiS> yer there's a good reason not to right there jono
39:00 <paNdiS> lol
40:00 <simba> there must be some deep political meaning behind it
40:00 <paNdiS> and the English would have to change their FLAG! lol
40:00 <simba> u might be able to go to ur ISPs website and search how near it is
41:00 <simba> i think the guy told me over the phone about mine
41:00 <simba> internode site has an "online coverage checker" look 4 1 of them
41:00 <paNdiS> ahhh ok cool cheers man
42:00 <simba> portz
43:00 <simba> what would your exchange be
43:00 <simba> i dont see w*** h******* listed
43:00 <simba> is it Port Adel
46:00 <paNdiS> my connection used to be sweet
46:00 <paNdiS> not sure
49:00 <Pyro-> take this down the local supermarket . .https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10660149_10153324577530616_832639503847561208_n.jpg?oh=14525d593b8a38d3dc8913a7aeea9af8&oe=54C42DC7
51:00 <MusiciaN> look at my boobs or gtfo
52:00 <paNdiS> lol
53:00 <Thoth> hmm
54:00 <Thoth> my new hobby is deleting photos from the wifes facebook account
54:00 <Thoth> Been doing it for a week, she's noticed but hasn't really said anything
54:00 <simba> like ones that show too much cleavage?
54:00 <Thoth> Nah, just the ones that are retarded
55:00 <Thoth> I should start adding some that are even more retarded
55:00 <paNdiS> add photos of other women
55:00 <MusiciaN> lol Thoth
56:00 <paNdiS> or other guys then accuse her of cheating
56:00 <MusiciaN> my wife went off fb
56:00 <MusiciaN> now i'm married to nobody
56:00 <paNdiS> my wife is out there somewhere in the world trying to hide so ill never find her
57:00 <MusiciaN> why is she hiding
57:00 <Thoth> I took some good photos last night of two bogan females fighting
57:00 <Thoth> I should upload those
57:00 <MusiciaN> did you put a fatwa out on her head
57:00 <Thoth> Tag her
57:00 <paNdiS> lol
57:00 <Thoth> And her sister
57:00 <paNdiS> do it Thoth
57:00 <MusiciaN> lol Thoth you should upload them
57:00 <MusiciaN> can ppl see them who aren't you friends
58:00 <MusiciaN> i wanna see
58:00 <Thoth> delete the status/recent activity
58:00 <Thoth> so nobody notices unless they go looking
58:00 <Thoth> she'll notice eventually
58:00 <paNdiS> haha
58:00 <paNdiS> trippa
58:00 <Thoth> shut the fuck up panda
58:00 <paNdiS> so hostile
59:00 <simba> Pantera - Fucking Hostile
59:00 <paNdiS> xD
01:00 <Thoth> Iván Werning you
02:00 <Thoth> Actually link me to your fb profile pic plz panda
02:00 <paNdiS> y
02:00 <Thoth> So I can up it on the wifes account
02:00 <paNdiS> nah
04:00 <paNdiS> asdasd
04:00 <paNdiS> oh fk not workin
09:00 <MusiciaN> wow
09:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-photos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-0/10351648_1474852456134155_2764783165886480721_n.jpg?oh=b5666df5dd1c8fc251f5349a9eca0cd9&oe=54D02B27&__gda__=1422110750_794c4dd43eadeb08552deec5ab260fbe
09:00 <MusiciaN> its amazing what caffein does
10:00 <MusiciaN> to a drug coktail
10:00 <Mew> centipedes creep me the fuck out
10:00 <Mew> even more now I know THEY EAT SNAKES
10:00 <paNdiS> i love tea
10:00 <MusiciaN> how big was that
10:00 <paNdiS> these caterpillers out the back and front would really fuck you off mew
10:00 <MusiciaN> that looks like a biggen
11:00 <paNdiS> they hang from the balcony on threads of silk
11:00 <Thoth> Yea but some snakes eat babies
11:00 <Mew> huge musician
11:00 <paNdiS> so you walk into one thread and freak thinkin it's a spiderwed
11:00 <paNdiS> web*
11:00 <Mew> da circle of lyf
11:00 <paNdiS> SORRY FOR TALKING TO YOU LOL
12:00 <psYbR> that poor snake
12:00 <Joe____> i hate spiders
12:00 <Thoth> Should just eat deep fried spiders in thailand
12:00 <Joe____> so much
13:00 <Thoth> They're nice
13:00 <Joe____> i don't mind eating them
13:00 <Joe____> my dad had a deep fried spider
13:00 <Joe____> he said it just tasted like gross old oil
13:00 <Joe____> that was in cambodia though
13:00 <Joe____> thailand probably do it better
16:00 <Joe____> i'd love to eat snakes
16:00 <Joe____> well, a snake
16:00 <Joe____> i recon it would taste nce
16:00 <Joe____> so meaty
16:00 <simba> SNAKE EATER
17:00 <Joe____> i have no idea what it would be like
17:00 <Joe____> croc tastes like shark crossed with chicken
17:00 <Joe____> but i'm guessing thats because its salt watery
20:00 <Joe____> i swear allens changed their snake recipe
20:00 <Joe____> they taste so much better
21:00 <Joe____> almost like old school snakes i remember from when i was a kid
25:00 <simba> thurman murman
25:00 <simba> ive got tina wafers theyre the best
27:00 <Joe____> the doctor is in!
27:00 <doctor> hello
28:00 <Joe____> i so wanted your nickname when i chose my name
28:00 <Joe____> but it was taken :D
30:00 <Joe____> granted that was 16 years ago
31:00 <Joe____> bloody hell... makes me sound so old
31:00 <doctor> It's in high demand. I've been propositioned several times in an attempt to get me to hand over the name
40:00 <Joe____> lol
41:00 <Joe____> propositioned
41:00 <Joe____> suck your cock if you give me the name
41:00 <Joe____> like that?
41:00 <doctor> yeah of course
41:00 <doctor> but i have morals, apparently
42:00 <Joe____> lol
42:00 <Joe____> apparently
42:00 <Joe____> if you didn't you'd just get sucked off and then not give them the name lol
42:00 <Joe____> i know i would
43:00 <doctor> yeah but that's a sure way to make an enemy
43:00 <milk> morality is adjunct to reality
43:00 <JoeBlow> i guess thats right doc
43:00 <JoeBlow> i guess i wouldn't really
44:00 <JoeBlow> i love blow jobs
44:00 <milk> more to life than sex
45:00 <JoeBlow> not much more enjoyable
45:00 <milk> drugs?
45:00 <doctor> eat, breed, die; that's about it I think
45:00 <milk> you've never heard the expression "better than sex"?
45:00 <JoeBlow> sex while on drugs though
46:00 <JoeBlow> i can't really be that objective right now
46:00 <milk> the orgasm is hardwired to make you replicate
46:00 <JoeBlow> i'm pretty much high as a kite
46:00 <doctor> drugs are exciting but too costly. it's much easier for me to avoid them
46:00 <JoeBlow> yeah i don't spend money on drugs
46:00 <milk> looking for more stimulus than a book?
46:00 <JoeBlow> poppy seeds are pretty cheap and easy
47:00 <milk> from death comes art, life and love
47:00 <doctor> if animals got not pleasure from coitus, would they still breed?
47:00 <milk> too much work
47:00 <JoeBlow> i don't think they would
47:00 <doctor> nature is a cunning thing
47:00 <JoeBlow> if men didn't get pleasure from sex do you think they would put up with womens shit
48:00 <doctor> lol
48:00 <Floss> they could spank the monkey
48:00 <JoeBlow> its not as good
48:00 <milk> http://cadenceinc.com/documents/SyringesInteractive.pdf
48:00 <Floss> peter im tired, use sock lois tonight
49:00 <milk> pressure control one in a leather pouch
49:00 <doctor> turns out our species isn't instinctly driven to procreate, but more to relieve itself from sexual tension
49:00 <JoeBlow> i don't masterbate if i can get the wife to take care of me
49:00 <JoeBlow> it's probably laziness
49:00 <milk> there is more to life than being alive
50:00 <doctor> i'm not sure what there is to it. seems like one of those unresovable questions
50:00 <JoeBlow> i think sex is preferable mainly because it's an ego boost
50:00 <JoeBlow> somebody wanting to have sex with you is good for the self esteem
50:00 <doctor> true
50:00 <Floss> lol thats a good point
50:00 <milk> what is the meaning of life?
51:00 <Floss> THATS WHAT SHE SAID
51:00 <milk> everyone has a different answer
51:00 <milk> most people answer on entropy most things
51:00 <milk> but not that
51:00 <JoeBlow> the meaning of life is to be loved
51:00 <milk> it's to survive
51:00 <Floss> 42?
52:00 <milk> anyway
52:00 <milk> I'm drinking beer today
52:00 <JoeBlow> i'm a creationist
52:00 <Floss> oh no
52:00 <JoeBlow> so life is pretty clear cut for me
52:00 <milk> so you think dinosaurs fucked moses?
53:00 <Fez> How much more land would we have (as a planet) if we removed all whales?
54:00 <JoeBlow> i also believe the lockness monser and the bunyip are both real
54:00 <JoeBlow> :D
54:00 <Fez> Sif they arent
55:00 <Fez> Theyre good hiders
55:00 <JoeBlow> there are cave paintings of pleasasaurs
55:00 <JoeBlow> in north aust
55:00 <milk> I mean sometimes, AIDS people need to fuck off and die and everything, but they are also people
55:00 <Fez> Ive seen a pleasuresuarus before
56:00 <paNdiS> wtf
56:00 <paNdiS> there's an Annabelle movie
56:00 <paNdiS> lols
56:00 <milk> the only sane way of dealing with it is evolution and the belly whacker
56:00 <Fez> Milk: a1 or a2?
56:00 <paNdiS> how the fuck is this supposed to scare anybody
56:00 <milk> o-
56:00 <Fez> No milk
57:00 <milk> evolved past the point where it's anything more than a 6 week flu
57:00 <JoeBlow> but the 6 days creation in genesis when it says there was evening and there was morning, that could actually be translated into, there was entropy/chaos and then there was order/creation
57:00 <paNdiS> it's a story
57:00 <JoeBlow> it doesn't nessicarily actually refer to literal days
57:00 <JoeBlow> if thats interestign to anybody
57:00 <JoeBlow> i thought it was interesting
57:00 <paNdiS> it's the beginning of a story of identity
57:00 <Fez> He created choas?
58:00 <Fez> Pffff
58:00 <JoeBlow> no it says there was, not created
58:00 <Fez> No
58:00 <JoeBlow> no what
58:00 <Fez> Your translationdoes
58:00 <Fez> Couldbe incorrect
58:00 <simba> if God created light, does that mean he created it in the dark?
58:00 <Fez> But meh
58:00 <Fez> Jesus.
59:00 <Fez> So
59:00 <milk> you know how the human sperm head is sort of pointy ellipsoid?
59:00 <paNdiS> lol
59:00 <milk> mines triangular
59:00 <Fez> If someone killed there only child...
59:00 <paNdiS> well if there's no light, there's no dark
59:00 <Fez> .. what would happen to them
59:00 <simba> it would die.
59:00 <Fez> Be worshipped?
59:00 <milk> sort of champagne diamond cut in cross section
59:00 <Fez> Lol simba
59:00 <JoeBlow> what would happen to the sperm?
59:00 <milk> it think yeah this is a goer
00:00 <milk> but it ruptures
00:00 <milk> every time
00:00 <milk> same with AIDS
00:00 <milk> thinks oh, cat monkey, lets give it a go anyway
00:00 <paNdiS> we know now that the israelites were originally and outcast group of cainanites (i think them)
01:00 <milk> we have our problems we dont advertise
01:00 <milk> but we are no longer the same species as you
01:00 <paNdiS> that formed a new identity, creating their own history
01:00 <paNdiS> an*
01:00 <paNdiS> it's all bullshit.
02:00 <paNdiS> archeology etc. ftw
02:00 <Fez> Odourless bs?
02:00 <milk> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/19/article-2584229-1C69443C00000578-361_634x424.jpg
02:00 <milk> happens
02:00 <JoeBlow> i can't stay awake
02:00 <milk> did the monkey come from the cat or rat?
03:00 <milk> see, if I am of you, then why did the neaderthal rape?
03:00 <JoeBlow> say what
03:00 <milk> surely he would have realised his disadvantage and lost the nerve
03:00 <JoeBlow> lol
03:00 <paNdiS> we bred with neanderthals milk
04:00 <paNdiS> in europe
04:00 <Fez> What came first, the bacon or the egg?
04:00 <milk> numerical advantage and wellstones
04:00 <paNdiS> I can't wait for somebody to say that the Aboriginies have not lived here for sixty thousand years
04:00 <JoeBlow> the different species of 'humans' are just caused by inbreeding or desease
04:00 <JoeBlow> there are no missing links
05:00 <simba> and aliens
05:00 <Fez> 60000yrs?
05:00 <paNdiS> they are no other species
05:00 <milk> the story is that for millions of years neanderthals holed up on the scandiavian penisula
05:00 <paNdiS> we're the last
05:00 <paNdiS> you're talking about Ethnicity
05:00 <milk> there was lust, blood and death 
05:00 <paNdiS> neanderthals weren't around millions of years ago
05:00 <Fez> And wine
05:00 <milk> the south pushing ever north in a blind fury rage against the mythical
05:00 <milk> the north clinging to survival
05:00 <JoeBlow> not just ethnicity, there are tribes of humans found which are quite different
05:00 <paNdiS> it's only in the last two hundred thousand years that we've made this greap leap
06:00 <milk> a freak of nature in land defended the crops
06:00 <JoeBlow> such as 3 toes to a foot and things like that
06:00 <milk> it wasnt until seafaring that the empire fell the first time
06:00 <paNdiS> nobody can make a substantial claim like that from parts of skeletons
06:00 <milk> humans pumping out mass production with their ever onslaught
06:00 <paNdiS> like the starchild skull
06:00 <JoeBlow> there is no such thing as evolution to create something superior
07:00 <milk> the neanderthals dug in, cruching through blood and snow in midwinter nights
07:00 <JoeBlow> it can only change, or deteriorate
07:00 <paNdiS> evolution happens out of necessity
07:00 <milk> then one night, the egg man came and a lion child grabbed his penis and screamed
07:00 <paNdiS> creatures don't evolve for no reason
07:00 <milk> the egg man writhed on the floor
07:00 <paNdiS> there's a lot at play
07:00 <milk> reality had changed for the neanderthals
08:00 <paNdiS> it is estimated though that there are up to seventy undiscovered tribes living in the amazon
08:00 <JoeBlow> i think the speed of light slowing
08:00 <paNdiS> that's a pretty cool thing
09:00 <paNdiS> you should check out Eddie Izard's two part doco, tracing his ancestry through his dna
09:00 <JoeBlow> is also an indicator that the universe is slowly heading towards entropy
09:00 <paNdiS> all the way back to africa
10:00 <JoeBlow> i love eddie
10:00 <paNdiS> the universe is always in a state of entropy yo
10:00 <JoeBlow> i will check that out panda
10:00 <paNdiS> :P
10:00 <JoeBlow> did you watch the richers
10:00 <paNdiS> he traces it back through his mother's side then his father's
10:00 <paNdiS> yeah man!
10:00 <JoeBlow> one of my favourite tv shows
10:00 <paNdiS> he was so thin in that
11:00 <JoeBlow> if the speed of light really is slowing on the curve it seems to be
11:00 <JoeBlow> and the speed of light was like a thousand times greater a few thousand years ago
11:00 <milk> we held against the egg man, we can hold against any number of you
12:00 <JoeBlow> who knows what effect that would have on our system for measuring time
12:00 <JoeBlow> things aren't as black and white as they seem
12:00 <JoeBlow> from a scientific perspective
12:00 <paNdiS> i think it's neat that we all experience time differently
13:00 <JoeBlow> have you seen the latest stuff of warp speed?
13:00 <JoeBlow> FTL travel theory
13:00 <paNdiS> that as somebody walks toward you, time seems to slow down
13:00 <JoeBlow> there is some stuff of youtube
13:00 <paNdiS> no I havent
14:00 <JoeBlow> i'll try and find it
14:00 <JoeBlow> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXyQ92SPWds
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Is Warp Drive Physically Possible? (Jul 20, 2013) 14:22 - Category: Science & Technology - 899,380 views - likes (97.2%), dislikes (2.8%) dislikes (2.8%)
15:00 <milk> well, we'd rather gyroscope than have others of us deal with the egg man again
16:00 <JoeBlow> also have you heard of graphine?
16:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: are you still planning to shoot up a school?
17:00 <paNdiS> *rolls eyes*
17:00 <JoeBlow> they put sticky tape on graphite and pulled off graphine
17:00 <milk> you see my position
17:00 <milk> ?
17:00 <milk> I can't go back, and have no place here
17:00 <JoeBlow> they made a cpu made of graphine
17:00 <paNdiS> everybody get on super time force!
17:00 <paNdiS> woop woop
18:00 <milk> so I guess eventually I will push further south
18:00 <milk> heh
19:00 <milk> imagine a man with strings attached to all his fingers and toes to pull trap doors, two ear horns and a periscope, can that man sleep?
19:00 <simba> if he's tired
19:00 <paNdiS> a little narcotic warm on me, what will i do without the weight of you.. funeral singers wail, charity fails whose child are you now *sings*
19:00 <milk> so then
19:00 <milk> 100 minds for 1 year, or 1 mind for 100 years
20:00 <paNdiS> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10154113_644076148995260_1618061491262474104_n.jpg?oh=47b067dd863f893fa781eb2e0854a9dd&oe=54C4B153&__gda__=1418143979_e8b570ee4b36439bd89d26c1e52cb264
20:00 <paNdiS> lols
21:00 <milk> I tolerate cruelty like I tolerate the nusiance of life
21:00 <Thoth> psuedo-intellect
21:00 <milk> I can turn an animal on its master, but I cannot be the new master
21:00 <milk> I am not a beast master
22:00 <milk> I am alien to this world
22:00 <milk> I am of it
22:00 <milk> but I have left it
23:00 <milk> pure force will take you as far as the moon, maybe even mars...
24:00 <milk> a man, in a suit, in a tiny capsule, breathing hard at the imminent, on mars... waiting for the command to return
24:00 <simba> have you started watching Dragonball?
24:00 <simba> KA-ME-HA-ME-HA
25:00 <Fez> Oh f yea
25:00 <Fez> Kid goku
27:00 <milk> ok, here is one for you, what happens to the destroyer after each millenium?
28:00 <simba> he takes a hard earned rest
28:00 <milk> paf
28:00 <milk> he resides in vishnu?
29:00 <milk> I went to this "nazi temple" somewhere in India
29:00 <milk> I cant remember the town, it's all a blur
29:00 <milk> lovely place with multi level mezzanines
30:00 <milk> but it was all white with light blue swastikkas
30:00 <milk> the rear right, from the front, was oil and sacrifice
30:00 <milk> I felt out of place
30:00 <milk> seemed greek to me
31:00 <milk> I much prefered The Temple right next to the thieves temple
31:00 <milk> that was a work of art
32:00 <milk> this little finger of rock about three inches long that must have bolt gunned at least a million people
33:00 <milk> an artifact carved by common ancestors to solve the problem of evolution being linked to drug use and sex
33:00 <milk> never seen anything so elegant
35:00 <milk> as best I could tell, it was a large meteorite carved by cave man to specifically bolt gun you if you ever commit murder or child rape 
35:00 <milk> using animal magnetism
36:00 <paNdiS> i gotta go to the shops and buy glad wrap for my nuts so i can teabag ppl later
37:00 <simba> are u sure they werent left facing swastikas milk
37:00 <milk> whatever
37:00 <milk> anyway here's the crux
37:00 <milk> I eat mostly meat
38:00 <milk> I get sick if I eat too much greens, much like the cat
38:00 <milk> so you, you are evolving into a herd animal
38:00 <milk> you're eyes are splaying apart, you are eating mostly plants
38:00 <milk> thats ok
39:00 <Fez>  The milks gone off
39:00 <milk> but will not give you the means to destroy us just so you can regress the earth to placidity 
39:00 <Fez> Time to dispose of it
39:00 <milk> the universe exists
39:00 <milk> it is a hard place to survive in
40:00 <simba> The Windsor Swastikas were a Canadian ice hockey team in Windsor, Nova Scotia, from 1905–1916. Not to be confused with the Fernie Swastikas across the country in British Columbia, the Swastikas chose their name as at the time the swastika was a symbol associated with luck and success.
40:00 <simba> crazey
40:00 <milk> it is quite within my interests to continue the status quo
41:00 <milk> from wellstone to reality
42:00 <milk> without the herd, the predator is complete, yet dead
42:00 <milk> so, in the interests of reality, I continue my life and you yours.... as best seen fit
43:00 <simba> eat more veggies man
43:00 <simba> u have a taste 4 blood
44:00 <milk> now for something more contemporary
45:00 <milk> Australia and the ATO
45:00 <milk> do you what happens when the ATO hits the reset switch on it SAP system?
45:00 <milk> there is a pause in processing
45:00 <milk> and the RAM use goes from 80% to 40%
46:00 <milk> this negates the need to build a new system
46:00 <milk> it might be nice to imagine that these systems are infallible
46:00 <milk> and there are countries which quite simply cannot reset theirs
46:00 <milk> but we can
46:00 <milk> and all that spy ware gets flushed
48:00 <milk> it takes about three or four days for the spy ware to return
49:00 <milk> don't get me wrong, I'm all for more RAM for SAP systems
49:00 <milk> but there is some kind of reality limits
49:00 <milk> like for example
50:00 <milk> twitter can actually melt its RAM in a flourish
51:00 <milk> quite simply, all those tiny gold switches get too hot from going on and off
04:00 <milk> doctor?
05:00 <milk> that suit?
23:00 <Mew> milky teeth
45:00 <paNdiS> bee_girl you sexc thang
46:00 <milk> t-ranny of distance
46:00 <Thoth> You hate bboys but bgirls are okay and you're not retarded?
46:00 <milk> listening to some chillax trax
54:00 <bee_girl> afternoon team
56:00 <Floss> hihi
56:00 <milk> we working for the mutiual good
56:00 <paNdiS> arvo tea
56:00 <paNdiS> yum
56:00 <paNdiS> Thoth get a hobby dude.
57:00 <zaim> http://giant.gfycat.com/SociableSameIriomotecat.gif
59:00 <milk> works for me
02:00 <paNdiS> oh ok so latest news is probable defeat in scot independence referendum
02:00 <Doodle> och aye
04:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: I am only deleting 5 photos per day.
04:00 <Thoth> Any more and it'll be obvious
04:00 <milk> damn
04:00 <milk> you a pedio
05:00 <paNdiS> that's great
05:00 <paNdiS> what ever gives you hope.
14:00 <Doodle> who wants to wash my car
15:00 <paNdiS> mi
16:00 <Doodle> awes
16:00 <paNdiS> <3
16:00 <Doodle> how soon can you get here
16:00 <paNdiS> im standing next to you :P
16:00 <Doodle> D:
16:00 <Doodle> i want to but its too cold
17:00 <paNdiS> aheaheahe'
17:00 <paNdiS> mm 
17:00 <Doodle> maybe tomorrow
17:00 <paNdiS> yup
17:00 <paNdiS> its choice today!
17:00 <paNdiS> here.. duh
18:00 <milk> beer weather
18:00 <Doodle> its nice here just fkn cold unless you're in the sun
18:00 <Doodle> and you cant wash the car in the sun
18:00 <milk> nah fukn warm here
19:00 <paNdiS> true
19:00 <paNdiS> vagina is warm
19:00 <paNdiS> and snug
19:00 <paNdiS> its nice to go sleep inside it
19:00 <Doodle> lol
19:00 <paNdiS> lol
19:00 <paNdiS> u eva done that?
20:00 <Doodle> yeah years ago with my gf at the time
20:00 <Doodle> we both fell asleep and woke up and are like do you just wanna go to sleep
20:00 <paNdiS> haha yea same
20:00 <paNdiS> haha yep
20:00 <milk> wow
20:00 <milk> cute
20:00 <milk> vaginas sleeping in vaginas
21:00 <Doodle> she's a demon at the gateway to hell these days i believe
22:00 <paNdiS> lmao
22:00 <paNdiS> they ALL are
22:00 <paNdiS> :P
23:00 <paNdiS> bit hungry hmmz
23:00 <Doodle> yeah
23:00 <Doodle> most of my exes are demons of some sort
23:00 <milk> munch pussy
23:00 <paNdiS> lol
28:00 <Doodle> my 10yo nephew wants me to download mmbop for him
28:00 <Floss> your nephew is rad
28:00 <Doodle> if i find out who played it to him they are dead
28:00 <Doodle> some things should stay in the past
28:00 <Doodle> like rhea pearlman and hypercolour tshirts
29:00 <Floss> and flare pants
29:00 <Floss> and aids
30:00 <Doodle> amen sista
30:00 <paNdiS> ew rhea pearlman lol
30:00 <Doodle> lol
31:00 <paNdiS> i like the brunette from that show with the two chicks
31:00 <Doodle> her and danny de vito deserved each other
31:00 <paNdiS> lavern and shirly
31:00 <paNdiS> haha
31:00 <paNdiS> so true
31:00 <Doodle> not like anyone else in hollywood was going to touch them
31:00 <paNdiS> hahaha
31:00 <paNdiS> not after he was the penguin anyway!
31:00 <Doodle> can you imagine danny de vito heaving and sweating and grunting on top of you every night
31:00 <Floss> i got to the bakery then realised my wallet was at home
31:00 <Floss> i nearly cried in the car
31:00 <Doodle> with his hairy shoulders
32:00 <Doodle> lol h8 that
32:00 <Floss> by the time i got home i cbfed
32:00 <Doodle> story of my life
32:00 <Floss> im hungry and sick
33:00 <Floss> waaah :(
33:00 <Doodle> :\
33:00 <Doodle> i'm stoned and bored
34:00 <Doodle> mostly stoned
34:00 <paNdiS> doco time for moi
34:00 <paNdiS> The British s1 ep 5 :P
34:00 <Floss> meh i have to work again in 3 hours
34:00 <paNdiS> its lame but eh
34:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to tina turner's song about me
35:00 <bee_girl> which is?
35:00 <Doodle> private dancer?
35:00 <bee_girl> lol
35:00 <bee_girl> simply the best?
35:00 <TheRon> yes!
36:00 <Doodle> booo
36:00 <TheRon> i'm the best
36:00 <TheRon> better than all the rest
37:00 <Doodle> she is 74
37:00 <Thoth> morans
37:00 <Thoth> my neighbour and a sydney water guy knock on my door asking if they can try to locate the water meter for our block of flats... I'm on the 5th floor...
38:00 <Floss> odd
38:00 <bee_girl> what did u say Thoth? or did the look say it all
38:00 <Thoth> They didn't believe me there is no water meter in my apartment
39:00 <Doodle> sydney water should know where it is
39:00 <Thoth> I shut the door while they were dribbling their stupidity
39:00 <Doodle> it belongs to them after all
40:00 <Thoth> That neighbour is probably worse than any religious door knocker
41:00 <Floss> i got 500 bucks compo because western power fucked up and cut power to my shop instead of some other bastards
41:00 <Thoth> I convinced her that I buy drugs from the pizza delivery driver
42:00 <Thoth> I must have that druggy appearance of well maintained hygenie, a solid job, etc.
42:00 <Floss> takes all sorts
42:00 <Thoth> Sometimes she sees me jogging so I must do roids
42:00 <Thoth> That must be it
43:00 <Thoth> Pizza-roids
43:00 <Floss> lol nobody "just goes jogging" there must be treachery afoot
43:00 <Thoth> I know right. Its highly suspicious I do it near every day
44:00 <Floss> if anything id be pissed at you for making the rest of us look bad
46:00 <TheRon> carn the roos
46:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
46:00 <Thoth> Its my "drug run
46:00 <Thoth> "
46:00 <TheRon> still think it's gonna be a flogging
46:00 <FredFlinstone> ah well miracles happen
46:00 <Thoth> They're knocking on the door again... those cunts
46:00 <Floss> i was very dissapointed in fro last weekend
46:00 <Thoth> :(
46:00 <Floss> freo*
46:00 <TheRon> yep even in footy
47:00 <bee_girl> my 6 plus feels like a dinner plate compared to my 5s
47:00 <TheRon> i wear plus one's
47:00 <FredFlinstone> as they said in the paper this morning remember the 1999 prelim
47:00 <FredFlinstone> essendon were over the line for the flag
47:00 <FredFlinstone> lol looks like they fucked up again today lmao
47:00 <TheRon> and then the roos got carlton
47:00 <FredFlinstone> yes but we didnt expect to win
48:00 <FredFlinstone> we had our GF
48:00 <TheRon> north expected to beat carlton
48:00 <FredFlinstone> we were nowhere near those two teams
48:00 <FredFlinstone> I was glad it was north
49:00 <FredFlinstone> Corey McKernan beat us that day
49:00 <FredFlinstone> did nothing after
49:00 <FredFlinstone> so we bought him lol
49:00 <TheRon> carlton's purchases work out well
49:00 <Floss> feels like my nap time
49:00 <Mew> when was ur gf Fred?
49:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah right got pagan to boot
50:00 <Mew> Our locals seem to be like 2w behind everyone its our gf this weekend 
50:00 <FredFlinstone> I was talking abouot Carlton
50:00 <FredFlinstone> in 1999
51:00 <Floss> tell me a story
51:00 <Mew> oh lmao
51:00 <TheRon> when i party like it's 1999 i wear a north melbourne jumper
51:00 <milk> http://imgur.com/i72QEzV
51:00 <milk> this chick jusst favouroite listed me
52:00 <TheRon> no, she didn't
52:00 <Floss> nigerian prince needs moremoney milk
52:00 <TheRon> i hate those pyramid scheemes
53:00 <TheRon> i like the octagon ones
53:00 <SpanishGuy> Hi All !!
55:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
55:00 <Thoth> weird
55:00 <Floss> oh hai
55:00 <Thoth> I think I actually located two people dumber than paNdiS
56:00 <TheRiddler> how are you Floss?
56:00 <Floss> sick
56:00 <TheRiddler> damn
56:00 <TheRiddler> that sux
56:00 <Floss> yup every bastard keeps sharing their cold with me
56:00 <TheRiddler> did you get your internet working
56:00 <Floss> i feel like crap but still get to barwench tonight
56:00 <TheRiddler> computer even
56:00 <Floss> nah pretty much just left it
56:00 <Floss> lol
56:00 <TheRiddler> ok
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
57:00 <Thoth> Floss: while you rinse out the glassware make sure to sneeze on them all
57:00 <Floss> i think we will just do a reinstall windows 7
57:00 <Thoth> Sharing is caring
57:00 <Floss> lol thoth its a bowling club i could kill them
57:00 <Thoth> o right
57:00 <Thoth> Make sure you're in the will first?
57:00 <Floss> bahaha yeah
57:00 <Floss> i get their balls!'
58:00 <Thoth> bowls
58:00 <Thoth> not balls
58:00 <Floss> pfft
58:00 <Floss> they get reeeallly into it hey
58:00 <Floss> its really a bloodsport
03:00 <BlackDevil> Thoth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZY8qdCQovU
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Getting down to yodeling song (Sep 16, 2014) 1:11 - Category: Comedy - 58,338 views - 359 likes (96.5%), 13 dislikes (3.5%)
04:00 <Mew> BLACKDEVIL
04:00 <BlackDevil> sup
04:00 <Mew> hi
04:00 <BlackDevil> hi
04:00 <Doodle> hi
04:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEKfe2LDc5A
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Men Get Bikini Waxes For The First Time (Sep 17, 2014) 3:08 - Category: Entertainment - 376,653 views - 11,419 likes (99.2%), 95 dislikes (0.8%)
04:00 <Mew> I just made a jelly slice
04:00 <Mew> Do u want
04:00 <Doodle> want
04:00 <Mew> Sum
04:00 <Doodle> but the ferry
05:00 <Mew> Yung boi
05:00 <Mew> just park at the cape
05:00 <Mew> and pray lol
05:00 <Doodle> yeah it would be on bricks when i got back
06:00 <Mew> what would be on bricks?
06:00 <Doodle> the car
06:00 <Mew> what car?
06:00 <Doodle> my car
06:00 <Mew> Welcome to SA
07:00 <Doodle> booo
07:00 <Thoth> BlackDevil: reminds me of this guy at karaoke
07:00 <Thoth> dances to any music, except dance music
08:00 <Mew> come work over here Doodle
08:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.facebook.com/PassengerShaming
08:00 <Doodle> whats my incentive
09:00 <Floss> you can be my backup barwench doodle
09:00 <paNdiS> sandwiches in ma gut make my butt go putt putt putt
09:00 <Doodle> do i have to get my tits out like a bar wench
09:00 <Mew> duh
09:00 <Floss> i just brushed my hair now im a grownup
09:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
09:00 <Mew> lmao Floss
09:00 <FredFlinstone> well done
09:00 <Floss> it help doodle, it helps
09:00 <Floss> i straightened it and everything
10:00 <Thoth> BlackDevil: you can't photo how bad I smelt on sunday and jetstar let me board without question :D
10:00 <Mew>  Luv it
10:00 <Thoth> although I looked like the average euro backpacker
10:00 <BlackDevil> i love it when men smell like shit
10:00 <Floss> bankpackers always smell :(
10:00 <Doodle> O_o
10:00 <Floss> bank lol
10:00 <paNdiS> what does the average European backpacker look like?
11:00 <Doodle> bankpankers
11:00 <paNdiS> bunkbedders
11:00 <Floss> yep i stand by it
11:00 <doctor> like dirt and bad smells
11:00 <paNdiS> i like the way you smell doc
11:00 <Thoth> its all natural
11:00 <paNdiS> like vampire underwear
11:00 <paNdiS> ;D
11:00 <Mew> there's this hippy perfume oil that smells like dirt called patchouli
11:00 <Floss> bitch you crazy
12:00 <Floss> oh patchouli...yes...
12:00 <Mew> so dirt so hip
12:00 <Floss> ugh
12:00 <FredFlinstone> I love that smell
12:00 <Doodle> lol fkn patchouli
12:00 <Doodle> eau de hippye
12:00 <Floss> its not even a ferfume its a scent
12:00 <Doodle> its revolting
12:00 <Mew> its such an overpowering hippy scent
12:00 <faux> ferf
12:00 <Doodle> smells like poor people
12:00 <Floss> to me it smells like snot
12:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
12:00 <Doodle> fauxypoos <3
12:00 <Floss> or some kind of tree sap
12:00 <faux> i love when i look in and the first thing i see is something as hilarious as ferfume
12:00 <faux> hey dewdel
13:00 <Mew> yeah its like earthy tree dirt
13:00 <faux> <#
13:00 <Thoth> Euro backpackers aren't poor... they go on holidays for several years... they're just tightasses.
13:00 <Floss> :/ i just put acrylics on
13:00 <Thoth> Their cunts are pretty tight too
13:00 <Floss> back to spelling like a derp
13:00 <BlackDevil> i like it when i dont wipe and the sweat smell
13:00 <Doodle> uhh
13:00 <Floss> WOT
13:00 <Floss> :o
14:00 <Mew> BlackDevil no
14:00 <BlackDevil> wait let me fix that
14:00 <Floss> it is infixable
14:00 <BlackDevil> <ZAB-999> i like it when i dont wipe and the sweat smell
14:00 <Doodle> lol
14:00 <BlackDevil> oh it was fixable
14:00 <Floss> lol no
14:00 <Doodle> thats pollock using my rego as a nick
14:00 <Doodle> cos he is cool and stuff
14:00 <Mew> wtf 
14:00 <BlackDevil> he is an awesome mate
15:00 <Floss> sounds like a dildo
15:00 <Mew> I was just gonna say why is that his nick
15:00 <BlackDevil> mates are dildos
15:00 <Floss> ahh ok
15:00 <Doodle> he thinks he is clever cos he found out my rego... that has been posted everywhere already
15:00 <Floss> this mustbe an eastern thing
15:00 <Mew> what a diq
15:00 <faux> lol
15:00 <Doodle> yes, but he's our diq
16:00 <faux> i wish i spent all day everyday focusing on irc users and furiously read chat rooms that i'm not even in
16:00 <Mew> what does he even do
16:00 <faux> bliss.
16:00 <Floss> some ppl found out my nickname and now they call me that like its a really funny joke
16:00 <Doodle> the man drives a holden cruze for christ's sake
16:00 <Mew> LMAO
16:00 <Doodle> 1.4 litres of pure grunt
16:00 <faux> as if he even owns a car
16:00 <Floss> lol cruze
16:00 <Mew> He has like 59000 rats he keeps in his shed
16:00 <Floss> i have a kia and i think hes lame.
17:00 <Mew> +car
17:00 <faux> rofl
17:00 <Thoth> faux: wish you did also
17:00 <Doodle> lol
17:00 <Floss> what do u reckon the new cruzes would be likt
17:00 <Floss> are they coming out in turbo
18:00 <Thoth> They're nice with a chevrolet badge
18:00 <Doodle> no idea i dont follow dying car companies
18:00 <Floss> BURN
18:00 <Mew> Ask pollock
18:00 <Floss> ill stick to my silver beast
18:00 <faux> my throat boxing bag is swollen
18:00 <faux> kil me now
18:00 <Doodle> they will most likely use daewoo kdk's like they have been
19:00 <Floss> i dunno whos engine mine is using
19:00 <Doodle> car comes in box, holden assembles it and sticks engine in
19:00 <Doodle> goes on yard
19:00 <Thoth> Doodle: you forgot the "deeyyy terk errr jeerrrbs" part
19:00 <faux> durka durr
20:00 <Doodle> 420
20:00 <Doodle> chyeah
20:00 <Floss> bahaha when that came out we quoted it constantly
21:00 <Doodle> who wants to make me a cup of tea
21:00 <Floss> oooh me too
21:00 <TheRon> have a beer you poof
21:00 <Doodle> beer is shit
21:00 <Thoth> I don't understand why car manufacturing is a political issue anyway.. if global war occurs, its not like cars will magically disappear one day
21:00 <TheRon> is not!
21:00 <Floss> no tea sounds lovely
21:00 <simba> people who quoted team america are sub human filth
21:00 <Thoth> I would've thought oil refineries would be more important
22:00 <Floss> simba baby its south park
22:00 <simba> same shit
22:00 <Doodle> Thoth car manufacturing only becomes a political issue when the government sinks billions into it
22:00 <Doodle> flogging a dead horse
22:00 <faux> lmao
22:00 <Floss> well then call me sub human filth
22:00 <faux> team america rules
22:00 <Thoth> Doodle: ever done the math on the subsidies?
22:00 <TheRon> simba, go roos?
22:00 <Doodle> yes we should all get a free cruze
22:00 <Doodle> cos our taxes paid for them
22:00 <Floss> i will hitch my oxen to mine
23:00 <Thoth> ie. worked out that the car manufacturing subsidy could directly pay every employee to not work, at a greater salary than the car companies pay them?
23:00 <Floss> and plow the fields
23:00 <Thoth> but "the economy" is a major debating point
23:00 <TheRon> was plow the field in the karate kid?
24:00 <Doodle> the bottom line is holden wasted the billions it was given by pig headedly pursuing dead technology and outdated trends
24:00 <TheRon> there was paint the fence, wax the car, and sand the floor
24:00 <Doodle> the rest of the world took over the market share cos they live in the 21st century
24:00 <doctor> they should give me a subsidy so I can support the local breweries and tuckshops
25:00 <TheRon> our struggling breweries
25:00 <simba> go da powa
25:00 <Thoth> azn cars have more fully sik anyway
26:00 <Thoth> subaru is the new volvo
26:00 <Floss> korea nana naw!
26:00 <Thoth> all the old men with checkered caps drive subarus
26:00 <milk> you rike?
26:00 <Doodle> thats cos all the latest subarus are slow fuel misers
26:00 <Thoth> I think REM even has one now
26:00 <Doodle> and cheap
27:00 <milk> welcome to life 2.0
27:00 <Thoth> Rich fuckwits who can't drive still get mercs
27:00 <Thoth> Poor fuckwits who can't drive get priace
27:00 <Doodle> unless you live in the country
27:00 <Floss> mercs arent that expensive
28:00 <faux> what
28:00 <faux> priace
28:00 <milk> like a 2003 porsche boxter
28:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <Doodle> prius+hiace
28:00 <faux> lol
28:00 <faux> :|
28:00 <Doodle> lol boxster
28:00 <Doodle> girls car
28:00 <Doodle> slow
28:00 <Doodle> ugly
28:00 <faux> youre a girls car
28:00 <faux> omg
28:00 <Floss> porsches are ugly
28:00 <Floss> i hate them
28:00 <faux> dodole have you seen the vid of the bugatti getting made
28:00 <Doodle> porsches arent ugly, just the 4wd's and the boxster
29:00 <Doodle> i have faux
29:00 <Thoth> Okay, middle class fuckwits. My bad
29:00 <Doodle> they have an ace factory
29:00 <Thoth> Yes, prius+hiace=priace
29:00 <Thoth> They save the whales and so forth
29:00 <Thoth> With faggotry
29:00 <Doodle> while strip mining forests for cadmium for their batteries
30:00 <Thoth> Yes, forests aren't an endangered species you moran
30:00 <Floss> lol there he goes with moran again
30:00 <Doodle> depends on where you're from
30:00 <faux> that was the sickest video ever
30:00 <Thoth> Also driving a priace makes me feel good about myself because I [don't] care about the environment
30:00 <faux> what the fuck is a priace
31:00 <Doodle> loool
31:00 <Doodle> prius
31:00 <paNdiS> nobody knows
31:00 <faux> does he mean prius
31:00 <paNdiS> but he [don't] care.
31:00 <Doodle> i believe so
31:00 <Floss> i read it as pirate dunno why
31:00 <faux> how do you own a car and not be able to spell it
31:00 <faux> I OWN A SOOZOOKEY 
31:00 <Doodle> loooool
31:00 <paNdiS> haha
31:00 <paNdiS> i own a choyota caromy
31:00 <Floss> "Rento all the way baby
31:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <Doodle> hyundai built this one off car called the velosterraptor
32:00 <Doodle> imagine booking it in for a service
32:00 <Doodle> i bet the koreans cant even pronounce it
32:00 <faux> when i blew me gearbox in my old car, my uncle gave me a dodgy camry to drive
32:00 <faux> i was so indian
32:00 <faux> really was the worst car ever
32:00 <Thoth> plz
32:00 <Thoth> its an occupational hazard that I can't spell
32:00 <Doodle> my sister has a camry, its ace
33:00 <Thoth> entry requirement too
33:00 <Doodle> sportivo m8
33:00 <Doodle> skids etc
33:00 <Floss> lol
33:00 <Floss> ill never forget someone i know trying to drift a honda prelude
33:00 <Floss> lol it was great
34:00 <Doodle> it would be a bit wibbly
34:00 <Doodle> and gay
34:00 <Floss> then saying it was the most powerful car out
34:00 <faux> ithis was a 1989 one Doodle
34:00 <faux> v indian
34:00 <Doodle> oh
34:00 <Doodle> the NEW WIDE BODY camry
34:00 <Doodle> from 1989
34:00 <Thoth> wide body = sexy
34:00 <faux> i wen to the shops, came to start it and the petrol pump was goneskis
34:00 <faux> im mlike ok
34:00 <Doodle> i remember the ads
34:00 <Doodle> i was 10
34:00 <Doodle> there were chickens
35:00 <Doodle> that is all
35:00 <faux> uncle helps me tow it, get it fixed, next week i needed new ... um
35:00 <faux> idk what theyre called
35:00 <faux> bushes
35:00 <faux> shoes
35:00 <faux> something
35:00 <Floss> lol
35:00 <Floss> car
35:00 <Doodle> well it has both
35:00 <Doodle> lol
35:00 <paNdiS> hahahahahahahahaha
35:00 <Doodle> a bush in the hand is worth 2 in the shoes
35:00 <Floss> lol bushes in shoes
35:00 <Floss> shoe bush
35:00 <Doodle> city limits dun dun dunnn
35:00 <faux> well the wheel felt like it was gonna fall off every time i turned a corner, i think he changed the front bushes
35:00 <Thoth> needed a kick in the bush, whats wrong with that?
35:00 <faux> is that what it is
35:00 <faux> lol
35:00 <faux> or shoe
36:00 <faux> i cant reember
36:00 <Doodle> yeah bushes
36:00 <faux> fuck that was scary
36:00 <Doodle> shoes are in the rear brakes
36:00 <Floss> lol sometimes we all need a good kick in the bush
36:00 <faux> thats it
36:00 <faux> ty
36:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jack Black - Kick In The Cunt.mp3 (0.85MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 0:55)
36:00 <faux> lool
36:00 <Thoth> ya know pretending I know about cars makes me feel like a man
36:00 <Doodle> a mannn mannnmannnn
36:00 <Thoth> except I don't understand anything since they added all these fancy computers
37:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x8m4vR4ESY
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Went To See The Gypsy" written by Bob Dylan (Oct 31, 2013) 3:34 - Category: Music - 5,735 views - likes (90.9%), dislikes (9.1%) dislikes (9.1%)
37:00 <Floss> i like cars before they were putting the plastic covers over the engines to make them look tidier
37:00 <Thoth> so I pay a guy who might actually be retarded to fix my car
37:00 <Doodle> floss, theyre colour coded
37:00 <Thoth> hes most certainly a criminal and an alcoholic tho
37:00 <Doodle> the yellow bits are the bits girls are allowed to touch
37:00 <Thoth> I trust him
37:00 <Doodle> ie dip stick
38:00 <Doodle> radiator cap
38:00 <Doodle> black is off limits
38:00 <Floss> doodle ive replaced an engine before
38:00 <Floss> git fucked
38:00 <Doodle> i'm just stirring lol
38:00 <Doodle> also
38:00 <Floss> IM NOT WOMEN
38:00 <Doodle> i've been offered an ls1
38:00 <Floss> waaahhh
38:00 <Doodle> for my 350
38:00 <Doodle> but the engine i have isnt blown yet
39:00 <Floss> i did a ca18
39:00 <Thoth> You know what really sux... and is totally unaustralian... its impossible to get a chiko roll these days
39:00 <Floss> in a pulsar
39:00 <Floss> bahaha
39:00 <Doodle> wooo
39:00 <faux> buy them from woolies
39:00 <faux> in the frozen section
39:00 <Floss> chicko rolls are mystery food
39:00 <faux> theyre nicer than i thought
39:00 <faux> vaggies
39:00 <Thoth> are they chiko brand?
39:00 <Floss> i found a bandaid in one when i was in primary school
39:00 <Floss> mum and dad told them and got some sort of compo
40:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz1q5-v3a64
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LS1 350z Burnout (Oct 24, 2010) 0:24 - Category: Autos & Vehicles - 61,468 views - 62 likes (92.5%), 5 dislikes (7.5%)
40:00 <Doodle> me on ur front lawn
40:00 <faux> whatss a chiko brand
40:00 <faux> isnt chiko the name of the food
40:00 <faux> lol
40:00 <Floss> doodle pat my back and blow my nose
40:00 <Floss> and make me a cup of tea
40:00 <faux> here http://www2.woolworthsonline.com.au/Content/ProductImages/big/059793.jpg
40:00 <faux> theyre birds eye
41:00 <Doodle> pat my dick and blow my dick
41:00 <Doodle> and we'll talk
41:00 <Floss> LOL
41:00 <Floss> Good willy!!
41:00 <Doodle> loool
41:00 <faux> yes it is
41:00 <Floss> bahahha
41:00 <faux> v good willy
41:00 <Doodle> i am still tealess
41:00 <Floss> how can patting a dick be good
41:00 <Doodle> well
41:00 <Doodle> it cant be bad
41:00 <Floss> me too the kitchen is soo far
41:00 <Thoth> o right... I will do that
42:00 <Thoth> they even have bags
42:00 <Floss> bf mustve chewed thru his chain
42:00 <Floss> i really like dagwood dogs
43:00 <Floss> i have one a year from the ag show
43:00 <Floss> look forward to it all year lol
43:00 <Mew> I saw a boner bat in a cheapy shop once with a photo of a lady whacking a guys tent pole with it on their bed
43:00 <Floss> mew thats a lot to take in
43:00 <Doodle> er
43:00 <Doodle> yes
43:00 <Floss> THATS WHAT SHE SAID
43:00 <Floss> lol
43:00 <Loof> can any car do a burnout? or just powerful ones?
43:00 <Thoth> inflatable?
44:00 <Floss> it was like reading a book
44:00 <Thoth> prob would feel good and be a contraceptive
44:00 <Doodle> nah loof most cars can
44:00 <Mew> It wasn't that long Lol :(
44:00 <Floss> but they shouldnt
44:00 <Loof> ah k
44:00 <Doodle> anything will do it on dirt
44:00 <Floss> mew lol no baby cause it was so random
44:00 <Mew> I can't help it story telling is in my blood
44:00 <faux> lol
45:00 <Floss> lol mew are you an old man 
45:00 <Floss> with a staff and a long beard
45:00 <Mew> I so am 
45:00 <Floss> and a ukelele
45:00 <Doodle> i am jealous of Mew's chinforest
45:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Mew is a sexy old man
45:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10712918_10152698821841840_6988336338248238817_n.jpg?oh=d44242fa618adfc96ddb7d0f84b9f50d&oe=548C1AC9&__gda__=1417927836_48050051a95f75aed02e7ab59007ed03
45:00 <faux> :')
45:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Id fondle his beard
45:00 <Floss> the local storyteller and soothsayer is in
45:00 <Doodle> loooooooooooool faux
45:00 <Doodle> me too
45:00 <faux> lollll
46:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Dimples D - Sucker DJ (I Dream of Jeannie).mp3 (5.18MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:39)
46:00 <Mew> lmao
46:00 <Doodle> on me rug
46:00 <Thoth> shitting on a rug attracts fags? too far?
47:00 <Doodle> why would i want to attract fags
47:00 <Doodle> other than for the free drinks
47:00 <Floss> lol really deep pit with sticks at the bottom
47:00 <Mew> petey likes to poo on weird things like ferns or clusters of lily of the valley
47:00 <Floss> covered by a rug with some shit onit
47:00 <Doodle> good grief
47:00 <Loof> you can get them to do tasks for you for the promise of sex that they will never get
47:00 <Doodle> this escalated quickly
47:00 <Floss> lol omg u guys
47:00 <Loof> string em along
47:00 <Floss> lol
47:00 <Floss> i chuckled
48:00 <Doodle> yeah Loof
48:00 <Doodle> it might have worked 10 years ago
48:00 <Floss> the fruits are smarter now
48:00 <Loof> lol
48:00 <Doodle> no i'm just wrinklier
49:00 <Loof> fuck deja vu
49:00 <Loof> bad
49:00 <Loof> hate that shit
50:00 <Mew> deja mew
50:00 <Floss> nearly 3pm and still no tea
50:00 <Doodle> i have tea
50:00 <Floss> i think ill go to the mewvies
50:00 <Loof> lol
50:00 <Mew> Its 4:20 here
50:00 <Doodle> i'm on the north lawn overlooking the vineyard
50:00 <Mew> lol Doodle
51:00 <Doodle> 420 in sa is good enough for me
51:00 <Floss> with your manservant benji
51:00 <Mew> garn
51:00 <Doodle> just did
51:00 <Doodle> i dont have a manservant
51:00 <Loof> i'm two days without weed now, it sucks ass
51:00 <Doodle> i have a team of highly trained females gadaffi style
51:00 <Loof> cant afford to smoke any more
52:00 <Loof> sugar helps
52:00 <Thoth> Fuckin stoners
52:00 <Floss> i dont have a day to chill and do it anymore
52:00 <Loof> these joystixxx are ace
52:00 <Doodle> fekkin stonarzzz
53:00 <Doodle> what have they ever done for society
53:00 <Doodle> except EVERYTHING
53:00 <Thoth> I think I'm in love
53:00 <Loof> lol
53:00 <Thoth> Actually I just need to shit
53:00 <paNdiS> O_o
53:00 <Doodle> i get those 2 feelings mixed up too
53:00 <Doodle> makes for embarrassing dates
53:00 <Floss> lol i bought a freezer of a fb buy and sell page the other day, the lady i bought it off was really into pot
53:00 <Floss> she had all these weed pages on her fb
54:00 <Doodle> umm ahhh
54:00 <Floss> i knew what to expect when i got there
54:00 <Mew> one of thoooose 
54:00 <Doodle> did you dob her in to the proper authorities
54:00 <Floss> lol nah it was just funny
54:00 <Mew> Was the freezer $25?
54:00 <Doodle> loool
54:00 <Mew> Or $50?
54:00 <Floss> so and so likes "the stoners cookbook"
54:00 <Floss> 150
54:00 <Mew> wow
54:00 <Doodle> she must be getting half a bag
54:00 <Floss> lol yer
55:00 <Floss> her and the partner maybe had 5 teeth between them
55:00 <Doodle> lolol
55:00 <Floss> more kids than teeth
55:00 <Mew> maybe they have their pot on ice
55:00 <Floss> i stayed in the car.
55:00 <Doodle> did they plug their freezer in outside their trailer
55:00 <Floss> they were in a fairly nice part of town fairly new house
56:00 <Mew> have you checked it for baggies?
56:00 <Floss> wouldve been a rental but still rent wouldve been exy
56:00 <Floss> lol no the freezer is pretty good
56:00 <Doodle> call the cops and tell them you bought a freezer full of ice
56:00 <Mew> shiiiit shazza I left me shard taped to the wall of da freeeeza
56:00 <Doodle> lol
56:00 <Floss> lol that wouldve been a pleasant suprise
57:00 <Floss> oo  headspin
57:00 <Doodle> whee
57:00 <Thoth> I can't wait till these nuggets are ready
57:00 <Doodle> are you still talking about shitting
58:00 <Thoth> yes
58:00 <Doodle> :/
58:00 <Floss> LOL heres the latest from the local by and sell on fb
58:00 <Thoth> anal cramps
58:00 <Floss> 2000 modle callaye for sale.. $$.2000g .supercharger..white leather buvcket seats& interior,good stereo..6months rego
58:00 <Doodle> CALLAYE
58:00 <Thoth> I need more fibre
58:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
59:00 <Loof> touched me
59:00 <Floss> lol typing it on a phone one handed so they can still drink their xxxx
59:00 <Floss> is my guess
59:00 <Doodle> lol
59:00 <Floss> LOL HAHA
59:00 <Floss> reading further on...
00:00 <Floss> just been reserviced today..oh&its dark green/dark grey , blackish blue LOL:-) Just 1 little prob....just blown the head!! 
00:00 <Doodle> lol
00:00 <Floss> little prob
00:00 <Doodle> one prob it doesnt move and its a shitheap
00:00 <Floss> bloody hell
00:00 <Doodle> so he serviced a car with a blown head?
00:00 <Floss> i love reading thru the shit ppl are trying to sell
00:00 <Floss> lol thats what i thought
01:00 <Floss> blown head but i put a new filter in it!
01:00 <Loof> isn't the head like a major part of the enigine?
01:00 <Floss> lol
01:00 <Doodle> yes loof its the top of it
01:00 <Loof> that houses the pistons?
01:00 <Floss> photo is coming a bit later that should be good
01:00 <Doodle> it houses the valvetrain
01:00 <Loof> cool
03:00 <Loof> whoever invented the combustion engine was a fucking genius imo
03:00 <paNdiS> photo of floss ina bra
03:00 <Floss> why
03:00 <Loof> or they just had some awesome lsd
03:00 <paNdiS> curious
04:00 <Doodle> lol
04:00 <paNdiS> oi
04:00 <paNdiS> bra pic now pls
04:00 <paNdiS> kthanxbai
04:00 <Doodle> i have a floss cleavage pic
04:00 <Doodle> a+ would look again
04:00 <stevenn> yuk
04:00 <Floss> bloody hell
05:00 <Doodle> actually i have cleavage pics of all of you
05:00 <Floss> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
05:00 <Floss> that was my sarcasm
05:00 <Doodle> noted
05:00 <Floss> lol
06:00 <Loof> i'm just uploading my cleavage pic now, patience boys
06:00 <Doodle> teehehehe
06:00 <Floss> ball cleavage.
06:00 <Floss> i think thats fair
06:00 <Loof> bbl (ps i love u guys <3)
06:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <Doodle> (_(_)
07:00 <Floss> lol i dont even know if its possible
07:00 <Floss> doodle did u see me as a lion? i am a lion now.
08:00 <Doodle> lol i did
08:00 <Doodle> rarrrr
08:00 <Floss> i am a bad motherfucker.
08:00 <Doodle> i'm pretty fkn bent
09:00 <Floss> that is when you need someone dressed as a lion
09:00 <Doodle> to scare the shit out of me
09:00 <Floss> the neighbours cat hasnt been back here since i corned him on the back lawn
09:00 <Floss> cornered*
10:00 <Floss> corned him lol
10:00 <Doodle> lol
10:00 <Floss> my mates going as a gladiator im going to gut him during the party
11:00 <Doodle> D:
12:00 <JoeBlow> on the gladiator movie they had tigers
13:00 <Floss> theres a lion head on his shield
13:00 <Floss> meh nevermind
13:00 <Floss> lol theres someone on here selling a clock radio
13:00 <JoeBlow> and how much meth do they want for it
14:00 <Floss> lol
15:00 <JoeBlow> anybody want a sony VAIO 14" laptop for $250
15:00 <Floss> cushion cover $3
16:00 <Floss> 4 comments of "inline plz"
16:00 <Floss> lol
16:00 <Floss> OI
16:00 <JoeBlow> popular cushion cover
16:00 <Floss>  <Doodle> i have a floss cleavage pic
16:00 <Floss> [15:04] <Doodle> a+ would look again
16:00 <Floss> [15:04] <stevenn> yuk
16:00 <Floss> cheers stevenn
17:00 <stevenn> nu
17:00 <Floss> you cunt.
17:00 <JoeBlow> lol
17:00 <stevenn> wrong window
17:00 <JoeBlow> lets see then
17:00 <Floss> bahaha nah its ok
17:00 <Floss> yuk is about right
17:00 <stevenn> ahahahahah
17:00 <JoeBlow> are they different sizes
17:00 <stevenn> sorry <3
18:00 <Floss> lol
18:00 <Floss> they came from the bin god couldnt find matches for
18:00 <JoeBlow> all boobs are beautiful
18:00 <Floss> man boobs especially
19:00 <paNdiS> floss babes
19:00 <paNdiS> how much do u weigh
19:00 <paNdiS> im doin a survey
19:00 <Floss> 450kg
19:00 <Thoth> JoeBlow likes fat chicks
19:00 <paNdiS> for myself.
19:00 <stevenn> ahahahaha
19:00 <stevenn> nice
19:00 <JoeBlow> my man boobs are pretty good
19:00 <paNdiS> lol
19:00 <JoeBlow> decent handful
19:00 <Floss> yeah thats one leg
19:00 <Floss> i can only do one at a time
19:00 <paNdiS> was that you in the lion makeup?
19:00 <Floss> bahaha yer
19:00 <Floss> im a scary cunt
19:00 <paNdiS> yea ur slim
20:00 <Floss> lol no
20:00 <paNdiS> no?
20:00 <stevenn> fat as
20:00 <Floss> im a fat cunt
20:00 <paNdiS> are u cute chubby
20:00 <stevenn> she is pretty...ugly
20:00 <paNdiS> i want to pound the fuck outta that chick from mike and molly
20:00 <Floss> im as cute as a school bus
20:00 <paNdiS> fist her bigtime
21:00 <Floss> shes funny id do her
21:00 <paNdiS> oh where did that ashleigh go
21:00 <paNdiS> she's not bad
21:00 <paNdiS> i think ooomp and her should have a fight irl
21:00 <Floss> serenity has big boobies
21:00 <stevenn> ahah
22:00 <paNdiS> Thoth and Loof should fight irl for the title of most paranoid cunt on the internet
22:00 <paNdiS> aha
22:00 <stevenn> and i fight the winnder
22:00 <Floss> lol we could have an olympics
22:00 <paNdiS> hahaha
22:00 <stevenn> sorry fat fingers!
22:00 <paNdiS> nah its irc that is correct spellin
22:00 <paNdiS> lol
23:00 <stevenn> haha
23:00 <Floss> where are all the girls
23:00 <stevenn> will be here sooooon
23:00 <paNdiS> yeah
24:00 <stevenn> not in irc, but at my house
24:00 <paNdiS> we talked shit about them so they left
24:00 <paNdiS> ahahaha
24:00 <paNdiS> skype orgy
24:00 <Floss> lol i doubt it
24:00 <stevenn> true story
24:00 <Floss> you cant upset them, sleep with one eye open
24:00 <paNdiS> lol
24:00 <stevenn> sleep ?
24:00 <stevenn> no sleep
25:00 <paNdiS> lol
25:00 <paNdiS> OceanicChick doesnt even chat
25:00 <paNdiS> WHO THE FUCK IS SHE
26:00 <paNdiS> why do antisocial ppl come online and not chat
26:00 <paNdiS> it's not p2p
26:00 <Floss> she just wafts in and out like a summer breeze
26:00 <paNdiS> lol
26:00 <paNdiS> brb
53:00 <Picard> lol @ essendon
58:00 <stevenn> http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/3771258262
59:00 <MJsGrl> wats that?
59:00 <BlackDevil> aids
59:00 <SpanishGuy> Hey MJsGrl 
59:00 <SpanishGuy> lol
00:00 <stevenn> amphetamina
02:00 <Floss> i need a chapstick
03:00 <Floss> i just put my makeup on then blew my nose and took it all off
03:00 <Floss> ffs
03:00 <stevenn> why do you need makeup ?
04:00 <Floss> if i dont wear makeup ppl call me jimbob
05:00 <Mew> or are u okay? you look sick
05:00 <Floss> lol yer
05:00 <Loof> you make my cock stink
06:00 <Floss> whats fucked is i can make other ppl look good and not need makeup but i cant do it to myself
06:00 <matrix> Why are you putting your cock somewhere that makes it stink
06:00 <Loof> cause i'm horny
07:00 <Loof> for stinky vag
07:00 <matrix> You're definitely more fucked up each day lol
07:00 <Loof> i'll take that as a compliment
08:00 <matrix> Good idea :-)
09:00 <Floss> how can you be horny for stinky vag
09:00 <Floss> bloody hell....
09:00 <matrix> He is just weird
10:00 <Loof> normal people are boring and there are far too many of them
10:00 <paNdiS> hm
10:00 <Loof> drones
10:00 <Loof> so thanks
10:00 <Loof> at least weird is interesting
11:00 <Floss> lol fennec fox joining and leaving
11:00 <Floss> that is a weird person.
12:00 <Loof> every dollar you earn is someone else you burn. every dollar you spend brings us closer to the end
13:00 <Loof> capitalism is not sustainable
13:00 <paNdiS> mira
13:00 <paNdiS> lol
13:00 <paNdiS> ohh
15:00 <Mew> http://www.sadanduseless.com/2014/01/traditional-russian-wedding-pictures/
15:00 <Mew> amazing talent in these pics
17:00 <Fez> Lol mew
17:00 <Loof> hottest bitch i ever fucked was russian
17:00 <Loof> pity it was a dream
17:00 <Mew> damn
17:00 <Mew> did she do dirty stuff?
17:00 <Loof> she ate my ass\
18:00 <Mew> thats vanilla
18:00 <Loof> not enough women eat ass these days
18:00 <Loof> why do guys slap chicks ass and try to choke them with their dicks in porn
19:00 <Fez> Dominance
19:00 <Loof> to make it look like rape i guess
19:00 <Loof> hmm
20:00 <Fez> Humiliation
20:00 <Fez> Iunno
21:00 <MrMark> boo
29:00 <Loof> gtfo ooomp, go crawl into a dumpster some where and die
29:00 <ooomp> Hey Loof :)
29:00 <Loof> fucking abbott voter
29:00 <ooomp> Happy Friday 
30:00 <Loof> gtfo ness your cunt is a mess
30:00 <paNdiS> woah
31:00 <Loof> gtfo lish your cunt smells like fish
31:00 <ness> now now Loof
31:00 <paNdiS> oh fk me it's friday
31:00 <Lish> Loof: Pass 
32:00 <paNdiS> loof's idea of a romantic date, you cook for him, listen to him rant about how everything is boring and how people look at him on the bus then he tells you how shitty you are and expects sex
33:00 <TheRiddler> but I thought you wanted stinky vag
33:00 <Loof> so many srubbers
33:00 <Loof> scrubbers*
34:00 <Lish> I've had a headache all week
35:00 <paNdiS> `permban Loof
37:00 <Loof> mmm kabana
37:00 <paNdiS> `become King of Earth, propose to ooomp
37:00 <ooomp> I'd never marry a King
38:00 <dynuu> earthcore's catchline is ancient future past 
38:00 <dynuu> wtf does that mean
38:00 <Loof> nothing it's crap
39:00 <Loof> doesn't make sense at all
39:00 <paNdiS> hmmm
40:00 <paNdiS> what about a peasant's mentally handicapped nephew, that has a seriously huge and beautifully crafted penis?
40:00 <Loof> earthcore is for pretentious fuckwits
41:00 <ooomp> I'd pass on that too
42:00 <dynuu> and some not so pretentious tards 
43:00 <paNdiS> what would you marry
44:00 <Loof> oh not skumish the toy cop
44:00 <Skirmish> Oh no not Loof that drug addicted loser with psychosis
46:00 <dynuu> i would totally make a disney anime of 101 dobermans 
46:00 <Skirmish> If someone would be so kind as to copy/paste the above for me so Loof can see it since he has me on ignore. 
46:00 <dynuu> and the entire movie i just let them loose on bad guys
46:00 <Loof> bad guys? like the cops?
47:00 <dynuu> no like druglords
47:00 <Skirmish> A disney movie about dogs that maul people.  Yeah, sounds legit. 
47:00 <Loof> cops are more evil
47:00 <ness> i have a date tonight
47:00 <Loof> druglords are just reacting to a corrupt world
47:00 <paNdiS> nice ness
47:00 <Skirmish> ness: Did you shave/wax in case he hits a home run? 
47:00 <ness> but the guy doesn't speak alot of english
48:00 <ness> im lazered darling
48:00 <paNdiS> are you dating a parrot
48:00 <Skirmish> Lucky man. 
48:00 <Loof> and anyway the real druglords ARE the police
48:00 <paNdiS> lazered?
48:00 <Skirmish> Educate yourself paNdiS. 
48:00 <ness> any suggestion on what one can do without the english language
49:00 <Skirmish> Just in case one day you manage to see a vagina that's not your mothers when you bust in on her in the shower.
49:00 <paNdiS> educate myself..
49:00 <paNdiS> uhuh
49:00 <paNdiS> *rolls eyes*
49:00 <SixInchRambo> lazered mmmmmm
49:00 <Skirmish> ness: You can be a raving whore and just make out and have sex? 
49:00 <ness> oh pandis....you poor darling...laser = hairfree
49:00 <Loof> i always wondered if sixinchrambo was a cockhead
49:00 <paNdiS> SixInchRambo why dont you go to the maternity ward and lick out a baby
49:00 <Loof> now i know
49:00 <matrix> Hopefully he knows enough to get by
49:00 <paNdiS> some hair is good
49:00 <Skirmish> Oh, sorry let me make that more P.C.  "You could be a sexually liberated woman and just make out and have sex? 
49:00 <Loof>  /ignore SixInchRambo
50:00 <matrix> Wing it .   Go to dinner and see how it goes
50:00 <paNdiS> no hair is weird
50:00 <Skirmish> No hair is premium.  
50:00 <matrix> PaNdiS you are weird
50:00 <Skirmish> paNdiS must like 70's bush porn. 
50:00 <paNdiS> nope
51:00 <paNdiS> but if you're into 12 yr old looking pussy
51:00 <paNdiS> that's fine by me.
51:00 <Skirmish> That whole argument "why don't you have sex with a young girl if you want bald" is just made by men uncomfortable with the fact that a bald vagina makes them think of children.
51:00 <Skirmish> paNdiS is now known as "Chester". 
51:00 <Loof> pandis taking his mum out on a date again?
51:00 <Loof> what a freak
52:00 <Loof> reminds me of bad boy bubby
52:00 <Skirmish> Nobody else here is talking about sex with children other than you paNdiS.  I guess if it's on your mind ....
52:00 <paNdiS> i like hair
52:00 <paNdiS> maybe it's just a maturity thing
52:00 <Loof> BE STILL!
52:00 <paNdiS> and if the girl is nice idc if she has bush.
52:00 <Skirmish> That's fine, leave the argument at that.  Don't make moronic statements like "NO HAIR SEX WITH CHILDREN HODOR!"
53:00 <ness> im not a child.  ive spent a fuck load of money
53:00 <paNdiS> woah man
53:00 <paNdiS> why are you bringing up sex with children
53:00 <paNdiS> that's disgusting
53:00 <Skirmish> A maturity thing?  Yes, the fact that you cannot see a grown woman with a hair free vagina without thinking of children does reflect poorly on your level of maturity paNdiS. You are correct. 
53:00 <Loof> "mummies not going to buy you that new xbox if you don't make me cum!"
54:00 <paNdiS> lol!!!
54:00 <paNdiS> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
54:00 <paNdiS> 2easy
54:00 <ness> what is it with you pedo, incestous fuckers
54:00 <Skirmish> [18:49] <paNdiS> SixInchRambo why dont you go to the maternity ward and lick out a baby   <---------- You were saying paNdiS? 
54:00 <paNdiS> dont include me
55:00 <paNdiS> i was just stirring them up
55:00 <Skirmish> She is only talking about you. 
55:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish
55:00 <Skirmish> lol only stirring us up LOLACOPTER! You fucking imbecile.  
55:00 <paNdiS> can you post that pic of your gf
55:00 <paNdiS> so my mate can see it
55:00 <fawks>  Wtf
55:00 <fawks> You sick fucks
55:00 <paNdiS> pls
55:00 <Skirmish> "Oh dear, I seem to have painted myself into a corner, I will just make out I was trollin". 
55:00 <paNdiS> since you dont care what i think and all
56:00 <Skirmish> "That's it ... hide my stupidity with more stupidity ..."  That is paNdiS' internal monologue. 
56:00 <paNdiS> im just askin for that pic again
56:00 <paNdiS> to show someone
56:00 <ness> anyhow im hoping in the shower
56:00 <paNdiS> have a wonderful date ness
56:00 <ness> enjoy peeps
56:00 <Skirmish> You should have saved the link paNdiS. 
56:00 <Skirmish> ness: enjoy your night out. 
56:00 <paNdiS> yeah well you can guess why I didnt
57:00 <paNdiS> but ill trade you a pic of b1 for the pic of your gf
57:00 <Skirmish> Because you didn't have enough foresight to save it to attempt to troll me with it later? 
57:00 <dynuu> shuddup melbourne's talking... oh nevermind
57:00 <paNdiS> how would i troll you with it
57:00 <paNdiS> i just want to show someone
57:00 <paNdiS> man up
57:00 <Skirmish> Because you are so intellect starved that you have to continually ask for things because you are unimaginative? 
58:00 <Skirmish> Why do you want to show someone else a picture of my fiance?  
58:00 <paNdiS> yes yes im intellect starved 
58:00 <paNdiS> just because
58:00 <Loof> .
58:00 <paNdiS> cmon b a sport
58:00 <paNdiS> its not like u even care man
58:00 <Skirmish> I stand by my previous statement. You should have saved the link. 
59:00 <paNdiS> wouldnt it have made more sense for me to have saved the picture?
59:00 <paNdiS> just sayin'
59:00 <MrMark> we all behaving?
59:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish isnt
59:00 <paNdiS> he isnt playin fair
00:00 <paNdiS> and ooomp wont marry me
00:00 <paNdiS> this is turning out to be the worst halloween ever.
00:00 <ooomp> Erm don't bring me into this
00:00 <Skirmish> He needs to deflect some focus away from himself ooomp. 
01:00 <Skirmish> How are you doing anyway?  You still cranky with me? 
01:00 <ooomp> Skirmish, I really don't care about this lovers tiff
01:00 <ooomp> Both of you get a room
01:00 <Loof> boring cunts
01:00 <MrMark> charming
01:00 <Skirmish> lol I take it you are still cranky with me then ooomp.  
01:00 <paNdiS> LOL
02:00 <Fez> 420?
02:00 <paNdiS> why is she angry with you?
02:00 <ooomp> You're an arse hole but let's not get into it
02:00 <Skirmish> Because I didn't shower her in the attention she is used to craving on the internet paNdiS. 
02:00 <Skirmish> .. or something else arsehole like ... I honestly cannot remember. 
03:00 <Skirmish> All I remember is that she had some angry words in my pm window a while back. 
03:00 <paNdiS> she just doesnt want to be treated like shit
04:00 <Skirmish> Like I said, I can't remember so I can't comment on the reason. 
05:00 <Skirmish> I am a lovely person though so I believe whatever the reason is, it was ooomp's fault to begin with. 
05:00 <ooomp> Righto
06:00 <ooomp> Ahh Rak, a happy Friday to you. 
06:00 <Skirmish> Welcome Rak. 
06:00 <Rak> Happy Friday! :D
06:00 <paNdiS> aw
06:00 <Skirmish> Watch out for ooomp ... she has a crabby patty in her pants. 
07:00 <paNdiS> another guy that blames women for not liking him.
07:00 <Rak> again?
07:00 <ooomp> Skirmish is just upset I don't talk to him
07:00 <Skirmish> Rak knows the score. 
07:00 <Rak> ;D
07:00 <Skirmish> lol that is just a silly statement to make ooomp. 
07:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish's fiancee looks like Miss Neanderthal 10,000 BC
07:00 <paNdiS> hahahahahaha
08:00 <ooomp> Just like your previous statements to me, Skirmish
08:00 <ooomp> But hey, I didn't comment about those
08:00 <Rak> neanderthals weren't around 10k bc
08:00 <Skirmish> The adventures of paNdiS and his eternal quest to find a topic that makes Skirmish angry.  lol classic stuff. 
08:00 <Rak> :D
08:00 <paNdiS> nah
09:00 <paNdiS> dont need to try
09:00 <paNdiS> you're agro 24/7
09:00 <Skirmish> ooomp: I have forgot what I have said.  You log it? 
09:00 <paNdiS> nice delusion though
09:00 <Rak> dossiers!
09:00 <ooomp> Sif I'd be bothered searching for your words to me
09:00 <paNdiS> DID YOU LOG MY ABUSIVE MESSAGES?
09:00 <paNdiS> ahahah
10:00 <Rak> so are you going to bring me indian food tonight, ooomp?
10:00 <ooomp> I have butter chicken leftovers 
10:00 <paNdiS> hey Skirmish was you fiancee the only women you've ever met that responded to the pick up line "Oi you ugly mut, we're going on a date or I'm burying you in the outback!"
10:00 <Rak> good girl :D
10:00 <paNdiS> with "OMGOSH HOW ROMANTIC!"
11:00 <ooomp> There's probably just enough to fulfil your taste needs Rak
11:00 <Rak> ie.  the perfect amount
11:00 <ooomp> But you may want more
11:00 <Skirmish> paNdiS: The first thing I said to my fiance was actually "I have really had enough of bat shit crazy women. If you're crazy, let's shake hands and part ways now". 
11:00 <Rak> surely you can satisfy me
11:00 <ooomp> I don't come as an Indian dish
12:00 <Rak> baklava?
12:00 <Skirmish> More of a fish dish from thailand? 
12:00 <paNdiS> that's an odd thing to say to a woman
12:00 <Rak> can be sweet but also flakey and maybe a little nutty?
12:00 <paNdiS> that's worse than what I said
12:00 <Skirmish> paNdiS: I pride myself on being original.  
12:00 <paNdiS> did she respond with a click and a grunt?
13:00 <Skirmish> She said "It's ok you aren't really my type anyway". 
13:00 <paNdiS> she has a type/
13:00 <paNdiS> what's her type, bear at the zoo?
13:00 <paNdiS> going to a pig farm and trying to make a choice?
13:00 <ooomp> Mmm baklava
13:00 <ooomp> Haven't had that in a long time
13:00 <paNdiS> she belongs WHere The WIld Things Are
14:00 <Skirmish> Can someone with some intelligence rip me off about my fiance instead of this peanut please?  It's just sad. 
14:00 <paNdiS> hahahahahaha
14:00 <Rak> there's a place near work that does a spectacular shwarma for 7 fiddy
14:00 <Rak> so for under 10 bucks you can get the shwarma and a delicious baklava
14:00 <paNdiS> what's intelligence got to do with it?
14:00 <Rak> it's too much temptation
14:00 <paNdiS> nothing you say is smart
15:00 <ooomp> That's outrageous Rak
15:00 <ooomp> I shall try it when I come to Sydney in a few weeks
15:00 <Skirmish> I want you to try something for me this weekend ok paNdiS?  I want you to take drugs until you think you are smart.  Measure how much you take carefully.  Once you reach that point where you believe you're a genius I want you to take double the amount.  We will see if we can get you even close to saying something witty. 
16:00 <Rak> do you like garlic?  cos it's the garlic sauce that makes it incredible
16:00 <Skirmish> Rak: I have never heard of these dishes you are mentioning before but now you say it has a lovely garlic sauce I am interested. 
16:00 <Rak> one of my colleagues hates garlic.  he's a moron
17:00 <xm> does he work nightshifts?
17:00 <matrix> Who hates garlic????
17:00 <matrix> That is weird
17:00 <xm> i'd get sus m8
17:00 <Rak> shwarma is a lamb kebab but of much better quality
17:00 <Loof> garlic is wonderful
17:00 <xm> use a CD as a mirror to see if he has a reflection
17:00 <ooomp> Nice
17:00 <paNdiS> garlic sauce, the gormet bogan sauce
17:00 <Skirmish> Rak: Turkish? 
17:00 <Rak> they even put red cabbage in it which works
17:00 <paNdiS> no wonder Skirmish is all O_O
17:00 <matrix> Food would be nothing without garlic and onion
17:00 <Rak> yeh i think so
17:00 <paNdiS> garlic prawns bro!
17:00 <Loof> ^
17:00 <Rak> or maybe lebanese
18:00 <Rak> same diff ;)
18:00 <ooomp> :o
18:00 <ooomp> You know that's not true
18:00 <paNdiS> what drugs will make me think im smart Skirmish?
18:00 <Skirmish> Newcastle doesn't exactly have a huge variety of ethnic cuisine but I will have to take a look and see if I can find a place that does it. 
18:00 <paNdiS> does sucking penis suffice
18:00 <paNdiS> ?
18:00 <Rak> until i go there and then can be a geographically elitist snob about it, it's true
19:00 <ooomp> Outrageous
19:00 <Loof> i always wondered how pieter's floppy meth wang managed to give lumeah2 AIDS
19:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish, you're not too bright, what's the obsession with intelligence?
19:00 <Loof> like wouldn't there have to be penetration?
19:00 <xm> when it's time to order pizza and garlic bread it always turns out garlic bread to be the main course
19:00 <xm> ill have 5 garlic breads and 1 small pizza thank ypu
20:00 <paNdiS> if you went to a restaurant
20:00 <paNdiS> you'd probably get the garlic bread for free
20:00 <paNdiS> just sayin'
20:00 <xm> loof did you hear about that android/google thing now. you have to register with a physical address to be contacted with now
20:00 <xm> not everyone is social, pandis
21:00 <paNdiS> o noes Lumeah, a guy with psychosis is giving you crap!
21:00 <paNdiS> true
21:00 <paNdiS> ill trade you vegetarian fried rice for garlic breads
21:00 <Loof> to do what?
21:00 <xm> and fights may happen at the restaurant over who gets the last piece of garlic bread
21:00 <paNdiS> lol
21:00 <Rak> to the death
22:00 <xm> http://www.androidpolice.com/2014/09/18/google-will-now-require-all-app-publishers-with-paid-apps-or-in-app-purchases-to-have-an-address-on-file-in-google-play/
22:00 <Rak> like i don't understand why garlic breath is a bad thing
22:00 <paNdiS> this group of 4 girls the other week took around twenty minutes going over how they were going to pay for dinner
22:00 <Loof> i dont mind that
22:00 <paNdiS> i had to say
22:00 <paNdiS> divide by four
22:00 <paNdiS> ;)
22:00 <Loof> i'll be at this address till i die
22:00 <paNdiS> idiots
22:00 <xm> if only facebook/instagram had a line saying who paid for the meals
22:00 <xm> everyone would suddenly be more generous
22:00 <paNdiS> lol!!!!
23:00 <paNdiS> shame a friend
23:00 <paNdiS> app*
23:00 <xm> Loof, yeah but what if you write an awesome game and someone gets frustrated they cant defeat the final boss and then decide to stalk and kill you
23:00 <Loof> wait the users of the apps get to know your address?
24:00 <xm> doesnt have to be the residential address. just the address you can be contacted with
24:00 <xm> but for a lot of people that is their residential address
24:00 <paNdiS> Moroccon food
24:00 <paNdiS> mmm mmmmmm
26:00 <lumeah2> o noes whats new lol
26:00 <xm> anyway any address is just one layer of obfuscation away from your real one
28:00 <Skirmish> Hmmmm Nandos Garlic Peri Peri sauce. 
28:00 <MrMark> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
28:00 <MrMark> sounds saucy
29:00 <Skirmish> peri peri saucy hue hue hue
30:00 <Loof> wtf fuck android then
30:00 <Loof> how much is a po box?
30:00 <Loof> if they allow it
30:00 <TheRiddler> maybe there's publishers that will publish ppls android apps for a fee
30:00 <MrMark> we all pissed yet?
32:00 <matrix> Pissed off maybe 
32:00 <Skirmish> You give me the creeps MrMark. 
32:00 <Skirmish> Always asking if people are pissed .... like a predator. 
32:00 <paNdiS> lol
33:00 <paNdiS> you're gonna break a lotta hearts.
33:00 <Rak> ask ooomp after she meets him in a couple weeks
33:00 <paNdiS> oh man
33:00 <ooomp> Meet who?
33:00 <paNdiS> id never talk to her again
34:00 <Rak> skirm
34:00 <paNdiS> not that she'd care
34:00 <Skirmish> lol Rak
34:00 <paNdiS> or me either
34:00 <ooomp> I'm not going to Newcastle
34:00 <Rak> surely you wouldn't come to sydney without a trip to newie?
34:00 <paNdiS> but Skirmish would FLIP
34:00 <bee_girl> surely
34:00 <Skirmish> Newcastle is the centre of .... of ..... nothing. 
34:00 <Picard> ass bandit
34:00 <ooomp> Sif I'd bother going "up the coast"
35:00 <Picard> go down the coast
35:00 <paNdiS> why're you going to syd ooomp?
35:00 <Picard> why do we always go up the coast?
35:00 <ooomp> Seeing some friends
35:00 <paNdiS> you go down Picard ;)
35:00 <Skirmish> I'd share a coffee with ooomp if she came to Newcastle though. I hold no hard feelings. 
35:00 <Picard> paNdiS 
35:00 <paNdiS> chill ooomp
35:00 <Picard> i like going down
35:00 <paNdiS> share?
35:00 <ooomp> No thanks Skirmish
35:00 <paNdiS> povo cunt
35:00 <Picard> ooomp is a nut job
36:00 <Skirmish> That is the word on the street. 
36:00 <ooomp> Lovely to see you too Picard
36:00 <Picard> Doodle 
36:00 <Picard> lol ooomp
36:00 <Doodle> Picard
36:00 <paNdiS> Now this fucking little greek coffee cost me seven dollars ooomp SO DONT HAVE MORE THAN ONE SIP YOU GOT IT? Why I oughtta!
36:00 <Skirmish> ooomp: I wasn't offering, I was simply saying that if the request was made I would share a coffee.  
36:00 <Picard> hows the Doodle tonight?
36:00 <Doodle> cold
36:00 <Picard> ooomp id buy u a coffee
36:00 <ooomp> Not sure why I always get abused here
36:00 <Picard> yes it is cold tonight
36:00 <MrMark> my doodle is fine....
36:00 <Rak> i'd buy ooomp a baklava
37:00 <paNdiS> but baklava is sticky
37:00 <paNdiS> oh i thought you said youd buy me one
37:00 <Picard> ooomp i often like your rants, they ammuse me
37:00 <paNdiS> i was just happy you would buy a gal like me something Rak
37:00 <Picard> paNdiS i will buy u a punch to the side of the head
37:00 <Rak> are you baklava worthy paNdiS?
37:00 <Skirmish> You haven't been abused tonight ooomp.  You've been hostile and rude though. 
37:00 <paNdiS> yess
37:00 <ooomp> Yeah right
37:00 <Picard> no
38:00 <paNdiS> you've been straight up rude to her
38:00 <Doodle> so just like everyone else then Skirmish
38:00 <paNdiS> and the worst part is
38:00 <paNdiS> I INSTIGATED IT
38:00 <paNdiS> for my own amusement.
38:00 <paNdiS> ahahahahaha
38:00 <paNdiS> fuck you both.
38:00 <Picard> ooomp can i see your tits?
38:00 <Doodle> lol
38:00 <ooomp> I join channel and the first thing I get is Loof abuse
38:00 <Doodle> can i see them after Picard
38:00 <Skirmish> lol @ paNdiS thinking he's the master manipulator. 
38:00 <Rak> maybe that's a sign of affection
38:00 <ooomp> Followed closely by you Skirmish reminiscing about how you abused me
39:00 <paNdiS> ok skirmish
39:00 <Skirmish> Loof is an angry drug addict, he abuses just about everyone. 
39:00 <Picard> paNdiS is the master of his own universe
39:00 <paNdiS> ill show you
39:00 <TheRiddler> Loof is sexually fustrated because of his wife ooomp
39:00 <Skirmish> I don't even remember what I said to you to know if it constituted abuse ooomp!
39:00 <ooomp> Convenience really
39:00 <Picard> ooomp are you getting the tits out?
40:00 <ooomp> I already did
40:00 <paNdiS> [18:30] <ooomp> Erm don't bring me into this
40:00 <paNdiS> [18:30] <Skirmish> He needs to deflect some focus away from himself ooomp. 
40:00 <paNdiS> [18:31] <Skirmish> How are you doing anyway?  You still cranky with me? 
40:00 <paNdiS> [18:31] <ooomp> Skirmish, I really don't care about this lovers tiff
40:00 <Doodle> who wants to share a joint and chill the fuck out
40:00 <Picard> i wish to see them
40:00 <ooomp> Before, for a shower
40:00 <Picard> skype please ooomp
40:00 <paNdiS> sucka
40:00 <Doodle> more for me then
40:00 <Picard> pm me
40:00 <Skirmish> paNdiS is overdosing on his meds again. He's clearly delusional. 
40:00 <paNdiS> just accept it
40:00 <Picard> thats normal for paNdiS
40:00 <TheRiddler> picard the horny child in a elephants body
41:00 <paNdiS> i stirred you up and brought her into it and you had a full on at her
41:00 <paNdiS> you nutter
41:00 <Picard> TheRiddler fuck off,  no one likes you. no one was talking to you. now just fuck right off.
41:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10612624_1481585458792174_2162136319528391277_n.jpg?oh=87c95b357268fe88f79d6c9aba69c981&oe=54860F0E
41:00 <Doodle> me irl
42:00 <ooomp> Ow my eyes.
42:00 <Doodle> :(
42:00 <Skirmish> I would have believed you if you said that was paNdiS. 
42:00 <ooomp> Why did I just open that
42:00 <Doodle> cos you like seeing me nakey
42:00 <ooomp> Doodle. No. Just. No.
42:00 <Doodle> harsh
42:00 <paNdiS> im good looking
43:00 <ooomp> Some things cannot be unseen
43:00 <Skirmish> Show us your picture paNdiS. 
43:00 <Rak> like retina burn
43:00 <paNdiS> anyone interested in a link to Transformers Age Of Extinction bray rip?
43:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish the guy in that pic and your gf both come from the same neanderthal tribe
44:00 <paNdiS> do you know how to vocalize his name in a series of clicks and grunts?
44:00 <Skirmish> You spent time with that tribe did you?  You make yourself out to be quite the expert. 
44:00 <Rak> kalahari bushmen
44:00 <paNdiS> no, but i've never chatted up a random girl by telling her that if she's batshit crazy im walkin' away
44:00 <paNdiS> weirdo
45:00 <Picard> im not opening that link
45:00 <Skirmish> You have never chatted up a woman.  Just beaten her up paNdiS. 
45:00 <xm> it's on the Austnet FB group page
45:00 <paNdiS> you're not good with women irl hey Skirmish
45:00 <Skirmish> LOL 
45:00 <paNdiS> ?
45:00 <xm> so now i know who doodle is!!!
45:00 <Skirmish> If you knew me at all you would know how stupid that statement is. 
45:00 <Doodle> what
45:00 <paNdiS> ^that statement makes no sense
45:00 <Doodle> am i on that page
46:00 <paNdiS> if i knew you
46:00 <xm> Doodle, just that pic
46:00 <paNdiS> but ive seen your fiancee
46:00 <Doodle> oh
46:00 <Doodle> lol
46:00 <paNdiS> kind've cross eachother out there buddy.
46:00 <Skirmish> So seeing my fiance = you know me? 
46:00 <Doodle> i am on the austnet page tho
46:00 <Skirmish> Take more drugs paNdiS. Overdose is your only road to real happiness. 
46:00 <paNdiS> so you have a thing for girls that were exposed to radiation in Chernobyl?
46:00 <xm> did you get warnings for posting too many pics of cars
46:00 <Doodle> lol nah i never posted there
46:00 <xm> wise move
47:00 <xm> probably only worth being on there for the feeds
47:00 <paNdiS> why do you always resort to suicide
47:00 <xm> although probably dead by now
47:00 <paNdiS> and beating women?
47:00 <Picard> who is chris johnson?
47:00 <paNdiS> you're fkn rude man.
47:00 <Picard> Chris Johnson used to be #melbourne but with the amount of known pedos and troublemakers on austnet that no one does anything about I don't give a fuck anymore 
47:00 <Loof> sweet a po box is only $90 a year, problem solved
48:00 <xm> what problem?
48:00 <paNdiS> lol Picard
48:00 <xm> the physical address?
48:00 <Loof> yeah
48:00 <paNdiS> airily
48:00 <xm> you can still work out addresses from that
48:00 <xm> well, the details they signed up with
48:00 <paNdiS> like, with a flamboyant tip of a hand?
48:00 <paNdiS> slight roll of the eyes
48:00 <Loof> anyone can workout your address from a po box?
48:00 <xm> of course
49:00 <Picard> who is chris johnson????
49:00 <paNdiS> do you talk to people irl the way you do here Skirmish?
49:00 <Loof> how, by hacking the post office?
49:00 <xm> they just need someone who works at a post office. it retrieves all the details
49:00 <Loof> ah
49:00 <Skirmish> Absofuckinglutely I do. 
49:00 <xm> someone did it for me once
49:00 <xm> but i didnt ask for it
49:00 <paNdiS> for example, you see me and some mates mates = guys and girls to clarify
49:00 <Skirmish> You would be very respectful if we were face to face paNdiS. 
49:00 <Loof> isn't it illegal to give out that info
49:00 <paNdiS> you'd come up and say that shit?
49:00 <Loof> ?
49:00 <xm> people do this shit all the time
50:00 <Loof> wonder if apple does the same thing
50:00 <Skirmish> Just like you were tongue punching my ass about how lovely our conversation was and how little opportunity you get to have conversations about things the other night. 
50:00 <paNdiS> respectful or cordial?
50:00 <Loof> if not i'll switch to iphone and mac
50:00 <paNdiS> hahahahahaha knew you'd bring that up
50:00 <xm> also im not sure what they mean by contact. they might mean by phone associated with that physical address. how else can they confirm/verify this?
50:00 <xm> they may also stipulate it has to be a real address not PO  Box
51:00 <Loof> well i guess i'm screwed
51:00 <Loof> there goes my dreams
51:00 <Loof> :(
51:00 <xm> unless they send you a code via snail mail to the PO Box
51:00 <xm> and you then respond back with it :D
51:00 <Loof> capitalism sucks ass
51:00 <Loof> need money to make money
51:00 <paNdiS> show me a pic of you Skirmish
51:00 <xm> socialism/communism is worse
51:00 <paNdiS> i want to see the man that would make me respect him
51:00 <xm> they're the control freaks
52:00 <xm> if it werent for capitalism/free markets you wouldnt have so many apps and apps at this cheap price
52:00 <xm> imagine if communists went through all the apps for approval
53:00 <paNdiS> "I'm Skirmish from the internet, I demand your respect. Look over me and adore my asshole attitude."
53:00 <Loof> so hard to make anything of yourself in a capitalist world if you come from poverty
53:00 <Skirmish> See, this is why nobody takes you seriously J.  Nobody ever will.  You are civil to someone, and then come back later overdosing on your skittles and take shots at people. You are what symobolises hopelessness J.  You are pathetic as a person, pathetic as an irc user, and on the social ladder, you call even with Pieter.  My advise for you would be to just push the keyboard away and spend 
53:00 <Skirmish> the night pondering the black void of dispair that is your life Panda J. We both know you won't do that though ... because your false sense of accomplishment has you thinking you're on top. You're the big man online.  So please ... continue.  
53:00 <ooomp> As much as this tit for tat is amusing. Can we move the fuck on now?
53:00 <Loof> especially in the US
53:00 <paNdiS> fuck me
53:00 <paNdiS> write me a sonnet bro
53:00 <xm> well, there have been many billionaires that started off with basically nothing and succeeded because of capitalism. under things like socialism you're more likely to succeed/profiteer if you know someone from the inside
53:00 <Loof> you have to be exceptional to break the cycle of poverty
54:00 <xm> so again, it's worse
54:00 <paNdiS> fucking cry baby, I'm done, you're no fun.
54:00 <xm> capitalism is where you can become rich beyond your dreams because of a great idea, business plan and execution
54:00 <Loof> not if they want your home address
54:00 <Picard> oh my there is no love here tonight
54:00 <Loof> i have the ideas, but not the money
54:00 <xm> well, there's always Apple
54:00 <Loof> i'm overflowing with ideas
55:00 <Picard> Lish run now why its still safe
55:00 <Loof> so much so that it's hard to stick to one project
55:00 <xm> ideas matter very little though in the real world. it's mostly about the plan and execution
55:00 <paNdiS> lol Picard
55:00 <paNdiS> there is so much love man
55:00 <Loof> very true
55:00 <paNdiS> <3
55:00 <Lish> Why what's happening Picard 
55:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/3L3nu.jpg
55:00 <Picard> Lish a love fest between Loof,paNdiS and Skirmish
56:00 <Picard> its getting messy, they have no lube
56:00 <paNdiS> Loof was included?
56:00 <paNdiS> i didnt feel a thing
56:00 <paNdiS> ahahahahahaha
56:00 <paNdiS> tiny dick fucker
56:00 <Skirmish> Nobody here wants me involved in a love fest.  Assholes tearing all over the place. 
56:00 <Loof> it just always seems to be those with rich parents who think people are only poor because they are lazy or stupid
57:00 <Loof> the cycle of poverty takes genius to break
57:00 <paNdiS> wtf
57:00 <Loof> like my brother who is a lawyer despite coming from our background
57:00 <Loof> it's only because he has an iq of 150
57:00 <paNdiS> "the cycle of poverty takes genius to break"
57:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB16fJpoj-I    <--------- I like this song ... even though paNdiS reckons he can rap better than these guys. 
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hilltop Hoods - Cosby Sweater (Sep 18, 2014) 3:46 - Category: Music - 444 views views - 436 likes (99.5%), 2 dislikes (0.5%)
57:00 <Loof> average people just remain poor
57:00 <Picard> i need to pee
57:00 <paNdiS> i never said that
57:00 <Skirmish> lol you did so.  You said you beat them in a rap battle. m
58:00 <paNdiS> id never diss suffa n pres that way
58:00 <Loof> opportunity is for the rich
58:00 <paNdiS> no i didnt
58:00 <paNdiS> i never, ever said that..
58:00 <Skirmish> lol @ you back tracking. 
58:00 <paNdiS> and nobody calls it a rap battle
58:00 <paNdiS> go and find the log then
58:00 <paNdiS> ill give you five grand if it exists
58:00 <ooomp> Where's the evidence
58:00 <paNdiS> five thousand dollars
58:00 <paNdiS> because it doesnt exist.
59:00 <paNdiS> i did say theyre shit now tho
59:00 <Skirmish> You said it here in this channel.  Someone will remember you going on about it. 
59:00 <ooomp> Do you even have five thousand dollars?
59:00 <paNdiS> yer
59:00 <Skirmish> ooomp: he would have to save every cent from his dole payments for 6 months. 
59:00 <paNdiS> ive never been on the dole
59:00 <ooomp> How long would it take you Skirmish
00:00 <paNdiS> mr expert on dole saving
00:00 <paNdiS> i saved dolls from when i was a child tho
00:00 <paNdiS> ;)
00:00 <Skirmish> After tax? 6 weeks.
00:00 <Picard> u dont have $5000 
01:00 <ooomp> Taking into account expenses
01:00 <Skirmish> I have a mortgage.  I don't have savings. I can redraw on the mortgage if I need to. 
02:00 <ooomp> Ok cool. I'll get you my bank account details and you can donate to me
02:00 <Skirmish> Only if you stop being cranky at me. 
02:00 <Skirmish> Evening Maurice. 
02:00 <paNdiS> well, you could save by putting a lesser ammount of food in your fiancee's dogbowl
02:00 <paNdiS> just sayin;
02:00 <paNdiS> yuck.
02:00 <stevenn> hahah
02:00 <paNdiS> ahahaha bro
02:00 <paNdiS> this guy'
02:00 <Maurice> Heya Skirmish
03:00 <ooomp> 5K isn't sufficient enough to forget the crap you said to me
03:00 <Skirmish> You're just in time maurice.  paNdiS has been going on about how my finance is a "neanderthal tribe" member for 2 hours. 
03:00 <paNdiS> no i havent
03:00 <Skirmish> Honestly, I wish I could remember what I said to piss you off ooomp. 
03:00 <paNdiS> why do you lie
03:00 <Skirmish> Must have been classic. 
03:00 <Rak> give her a baklava skirm
03:00 <paNdiS> why are you sucking up her ass
04:00 <paNdiS> what would it change?
04:00 <paNdiS> what fantastic things could you say to her that would keep her here all night?
04:00 <paNdiS> "If you're batshit crazy you can fuck off ya mole im not shakin' ya hand mate"
05:00 <Skirmish> Ok, 1 hour.  [19:07] <paNdiS> Skirmish's fiancee looks like Miss Neanderthal 10,000 BC
05:00 <paNdiS> LOL that was hilarious
05:00 <paNdiS> who said that?
05:00 <Skirmish> Panda has been drinking cough medicine again. 
05:00 <paNdiS> now you know what it feels like to be the rest of us dude
06:00 <paNdiS> all you do is give chatters shit, every day, all you do
06:00 <Skirmish> ROFL
06:00 <paNdiS> so cry on babby
06:00 <Skirmish> Here comes the downer .... 
06:00 <paNdiS> im done with ya now
06:00 <Skirmish> You've said that what, 3 times now? 
06:00 <paNdiS> nope
06:00 <paNdiS> 2
07:00 <paNdiS> thought you were "intelligent"
07:00 <Skirmish> Oh well I've got you covered for the next time you say it then. 
07:00 <Doodle> 420
07:00 <ooomp> Yes please Doodle
07:00 <Doodle> swing by
08:00 <Doodle> beep beep
08:00 <Loof> anyway when capitalism finally implodes the rich are the ones who wont be able to cope with having nothing, the poor will be fine, they're used to it
09:00 <paNdiS> that will never happen
09:00 <Doodle> it might
09:00 <ooomp> Doodle, are you looking after you cat. I feel sorry for him not getting enough cuddles
09:00 <Doodle> he is right next to me
10:00 <Doodle> hassling me to get on my lap
10:00 <Loof> nawww
10:00 <Loof> wish i had a kitteh
10:00 <ooomp> Exactly
10:00 <ooomp> Let him
10:00 <Doodle> now he is standing right in front of the monitor
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the goonies is on
10:00 <ooomp> Awww so cute
11:00 <ooomp> Starving for attention
11:00 <Loof> "meowwwww, it's ok, just pretentd i'm not here"
11:00 <Doodle> lol as if
11:00 <Doodle> he just wants to attack me
11:00 <Loof> lol
11:00 <ooomp> Clearly you need to give your pussy more attention
11:00 <Bastardly_One> is it dinner time?
11:00 <Doodle> i fed the cunt and he walked off
11:00 <ooomp> Attack you with love
11:00 <Loof> cats and their mind games
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and now he wants attention 
11:00 <Loof> gotta love em
12:00 <Bastardly_One> show him how to fly
12:00 <Bastardly_One> off the desk at least
12:00 <Doodle> lol no
12:00 <Picard> sydney will destroy north melbourne
12:00 <ooomp> You take your pussy for granted
13:00 <Doodle> instead of the other way round for a change
13:00 <Doodle> :)
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
14:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsVeQnBmp70   <----- these guys are pretty awesome. Never heard of them though. 
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [Official Video] La La Latch - Pentatonix (Sam Smith/Disclosure/Naughty Boy Mashup) (Sep 2, 2014) 4:11 - Category: Music - 3,354,394 views - 120,220 likes (99.3%), 823 dislikes (0.7%)
14:00 <xm> [17:57:49] 18<Skirmish18> lol you did so.  You said you beat them in a rap battle. m <---- lolllllllllll
15:00 <Maurice> I feel the need to sleep for about 3 days
15:00 <Doodle> i need to go exercise
16:00 <Doodle> my gut will start typing soon
16:00 <Bastardly_One> same Maurice
16:00 <Picard> the lurker is awake
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've gotta be up at 9am on my own fucking birthday
16:00 <Bastardly_One> cunts
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle, I just found all of the Mavis's on Spotify
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that was weird
17:00 <xm> a rent inspection on your birthday, Bastardly_One ?
17:00 <Picard> lol u say 9am like its early
17:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh we had a houe inspection the other day 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it is when you don't sleep until about 7am 
17:00 <Skirmish> I wish I could get up at 9am.  4am starts until Monday. 
18:00 <xm> i feel better being awake all the way to 7am than having to wake at 7am
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yah that's what I'll be doing xm
18:00 <Picard> well if u had a job you wouldnt be up all night in irc or playing games
19:00 <Picard> on*
19:00 <xm> Bastardly_One, go through YouTube songs all night form the first song you loved to the most recent?
19:00 <xm> from*
19:00 <xm> make your own birthday compilation playlist bro
21:00 <beehhh> ahahahah UFO 
23:00 <Skirmish> The new skipknot stuff is dark. 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not that good though 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a bit mediocre
24:00 <Skirmish> http://www.thedevilini.com/#video
24:00 <beehhh> let asians come there n die in the natural disaster
25:00 <xm> probably one of your first songs Bastardly_One --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP-ZUbSmkRM
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Siouxsie and the Banshees - Arabian Knights (Mar 16, 2006) 3:19 - Category: Music - 1,875,062 views - 5,614 likes (97.7%), 134 dislikes (2.3%)
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm playing Siouxsie now
26:00 <xm> rly
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but Kiss Them for Me
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
26:00 <xm> pretty good drumming in Arabian Knights
28:00 <xm> i should have taken my meth and scones earlier. pretty tired from those hours of chores
28:00 <Loof> lol
28:00 <Loof> i dont get how pieter turned out so shit, his parents seemed fine
28:00 <xm> too much meth, not enough scones
28:00 <Loof> LOL!
29:00 <xm> stebie got all the scones
29:00 <Loof> haha
29:00 <dynuu> can anyone link me to the new slipknot stuff
29:00 <dynuu> beehhh are you on a rampage ?
29:00 <Loof> he left
29:00 <xm> hey loof you wear glasses dont you?
29:00 <Skirmish> http://www.thedevilini.com/#video    <-------- New Slipknot song. 
29:00 <Loof> yeah :(
30:00 <xm> which types?
30:00 <xm> i mean
30:00 <Loof> cheapos
30:00 <xm> near or long sighted
30:00 <xm> or other
30:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEEasR7hVhA
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Slipknot - The Devil In I [OFFICIAL VIDEO] (Sep 12, 2014) 5:55 - Category: Music - 3,400,537 views - 78,172 likes (97.8%), 1,795 dislikes (2.2%)
30:00 <Loof> um my glasses magnify shit
30:00 <Loof> and keep my left eye straight
30:00 <Bastardly_One> short sighted
30:00 <xm> oh sounds like you have the same as me then
30:00 <Bastardly_One> stigmatism
30:00 <Loof> the left lens has a prism
31:00 <xm> ok yours is different then
31:00 <Loof> the prism makes my left eye look completely different to the right
31:00 <Loof> i get stares
31:00 <Loof> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm short sighted/stigmatism ... have a permanent scowl
31:00 <Loof> i hate my glasses
31:00 <xm> im short sighted/astigmatism myself
32:00 <Loof> i see
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah Astigmatism
32:00 <xm> can making reading code a bit hard
32:00 <xm> if you do it for hours and hours
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I have trouble reading print on cans and stuff
32:00 <Loof> i have trouble getting my eye to find the start of the next line
32:00 <xm> Bastardly_One, and when you wear glasses you notice the horizontal lines are thicker/more contrasted?
32:00 <Loof> but the prism helps
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yes actually
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but I need my glasses every waking moment 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't see a thing without them
33:00 <xm> makes me wonder about all the vector graphics ive done over the years lollll
33:00 <stevenn> haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been wearing them since I was 5
33:00 <stevenn> irc makes you blind
33:00 <xm> how did they pick it up that early?
33:00 <xm> did you start reading early
33:00 <Maurice> Probably when he couldn't see..
33:00 <xm> or was it just that serious
34:00 <Loof> wearing glasses has made my eyesight worse without them
34:00 <Maurice> Theres kindy kids at school that have them and they're only 4 and 5
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Maurice ... I think she's basically right
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't remember much of my childhood
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and I wouldn't trust my mother's version ever
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I just realised my eyes direct downward and my beard is pissing me off in my line of vision
38:00 <savethewhitedogpl1vent> my earliest memory is just getting my hand jammed in a car door
39:00 <Loof> wonder what hurts more; stubbing your toe, or getting stabbed
39:00 <Bastardly_One> mine is hating kinder
39:00 <Loof> i just stubbed my toe before
39:00 <Bastardly_One> being bored shitless 
39:00 <Loof> agony
39:00 <Bastardly_One> stabbing doesn't hurt
39:00 <savethewhitedogpl1vent> Loof, if you had an ingrown toe nail...
39:00 <savethewhitedogpl1vent> and stubbed that
39:00 <Loof> ouch
40:00 <Loof> i'd faint
40:00 <savethewhitedogpl1vent> id know how to save you
40:00 <savethewhitedogpl1vent> id have your address from Google
40:00 <Loof> LOL!
40:00 <savethewhitedogpl1vent> 'id like the ambos plz. got a m8 over IRC bleeding to death from the toe'
40:00 <Loof> lool
41:00 <savethewhitedogpl1vent> 'n garlic bread from dominos. but only if you're on your way'
42:00 <savethewhitedogpl1vent> i think the chems have made the floor ready
42:00 <savethewhitedogpl1vent> for mopping round 2
42:00 <savethewhitedogpl1vent> FIGHT
42:00 <Loof> fuck i'd love pizza now
45:00 <Loof> you cunts gotta try these joystixxx lollies from aldi
45:00 <Loof> they rule
46:00 <Loof> i love cigarettes so much
47:00 <Loof> why did "fags" lollies become "fads"
47:00 <Loof> ?
47:00 <Loof> lame
48:00 <paNdiS> they were always fads
48:00 <Bastardly_One> they were Fags 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> not always Fads
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and still made by the same company until this very day
51:00 <Maurice> They became fads a few years ago
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
52:00 <Bastardly_One> someone's been to the show it sounds
53:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like a showbag for some reason
53:00 <Maurice> http://petersmilkbar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/riviera-fags-2.jpg
53:00 <savethewhitedogpl1vent> Loof, the name was changed for the same reason Golliwogs are banned (i think they are). political correctness 
53:00 <Loof> that sucks
54:00 <Maurice> My son has a golliwog
54:00 <partay> fuck pc
54:00 <Maurice> They got rid of the one from noddy
54:00 <Maurice> And at school they now sing baa baa rainbow sheep
54:00 <savethewhitedogpl1vent> and it wont be long until Coon cheese will have to be renamed. probably renamed to something more acceptable like Coón
54:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> bah bah rainbow sheep?
55:00 <Maurice> Yes
55:00 <savethewhitedogpl1vent> there will be an amnesty soon. anyone with a Golliwog is to hand it down to their local police station to be finally round up for a bonfire
55:00 <Maurice> And kookaburra sitting on electric wire, they don't sing gay, they sing happy
55:00 <Bastardly_One> in an old gumtree
55:00 <Bastardly_One> merry merry king of the bush is he
56:00 <Doodle> heh bush
56:00 <stevenn> black sheep is racist!
56:00 <stevenn> so they changed it !
56:00 <stevenn> hahaha
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ you Doodle I was thinking the same over bush
56:00 <Bastardly_One> how old are we?
56:00 <stevenn> i never heard of rainbow sheep till my 8 yr old sang it to me
56:00 <Doodle> 12
56:00 <Loof> stupid boongs, this pisses me off
57:00 <Loof> rainbow sheep
57:00 <Loof> so stupid
57:00 <Maurice> And black boys are now 'grass trees'
57:00 <Loof> wtf
57:00 <Bastardly_One> well, they are grass trees I suppose
57:00 <Picard> footy score?????
57:00 <Doodle> there's a couple who moved in up the road from my parents who have a family of 'grass trees'
58:00 <Maurice> They're also black
58:00 <Bastardly_One> sudanese Doodle?
58:00 <Doodle> yup
58:00 <Picard> nigga
59:00 <Bastardly_One> they never bother me up here 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not fucked up 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ready to bash ya and shit
59:00 <Bastardly_One> they seem chilled
59:00 <stevenn> haha
59:00 <Picard> pity
59:00 <Mew> yesss 69 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> they never bother me up here 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not fucked up 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> they never bother me up here 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not fucked up 
00:00 <Maurice> Doodle can you please come over and massage me
00:00 <Maurice> Thanks
00:00 <Picard> with his Doodle?
00:00 <partay> then mew gave me a reach around
00:00 <Doodle> i cant my arms are all wibbly
00:00 <Doodle> from the exercising
00:00 <Doodle> and whatnot
00:00 <Mew> and partay shat on a turtle
00:00 <Doodle> loool
00:00 <partay> twice
00:00 <Doodle> oight me ol china
00:00 <partay> yeah baby
01:00 <Loof> chronic masterbation is good exercise
01:00 <Doodle> not really
01:00 <Doodle> unless you get really involved
01:00 <partay> loof why are youy still a fat fuck then?
01:00 <Doodle> and hyper enthusiastic
01:00 <Loof> lol
01:00 <Loof> get right into it
02:00 <Loof> giggidy
02:00 <Loof> gigg-i-dy
02:00 <Mew> cumdrop
02:00 <Loof> keep falling on my head
03:00 <Dongalong> hey guys
03:00 <Dongalong> https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Austnet
03:00 <Dongalong> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
04:00 <Loof> i so want to go press my sphincter up against some families window with the words "do you even lift" written on my bumcheeks
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle
05:00 <Bastardly_One> where is this filmed?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sGl631IpLQ
05:00 <Dongalong> Bastardly_One: you old pedo
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Mavis's - Naughty Boy (Nov 17, 2009) 3:13 - Category: Music - 22,043 views - 180 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
05:00 <Dongalong> you didn't get mentioned in https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Austnet
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you should recognise the play
05:00 <Bastardly_One> the *place
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to make a fortune where that's filmed
06:00 <Bastardly_One> 21 Arms toilets
08:00 <Dongalong> bee_girl: 
08:00 <partay> i cant believe picard didnt get a mention
09:00 <Dongalong> oh partay you got missed
09:00 <Dongalong> too bad too bad
09:00 <partay> :(
10:00 <Picard> obsessed much partgay, im not even talking and u feel the need to mention me
10:00 <partay> lol
10:00 <partay> ok
10:00 <Dongalong> Other known pedophiles on Austnet.org include: simba, Skirmish, TheRiddler (who also likes putting up videos of himself inserting objects into his anus), |RAZ|, Glenn (he's an oldie that never gives up), shadsam, doctor, Bert187, Matthew, Pyro- and jefferson.
10:00 <Dongalong> Women who are always up for hot chat, but are fugly and saggy as: Maurice, Serenity, Lumeah, bee_girl, Wookie and Lish (list might not be complete) 
10:00 <Dongalong> Rooms great to troll in are #melbourne, #brisbane (it's dead sometimes but if you poke |RAZ| he'll stir), #cats (for Awolf and lo lulzmilking) and #sydney (full of bots but has Glenn and Wookie who bite). 
11:00 <Dongalong> Austnet.org is called home by many a lonesome loser, one of which is Awolf. Awolf is a 30 year old man (as of 2014) who lives at home with his dearest mother and cat, doesn't work and eats KFC a lot, while pretending to work out. He is well known for telling people in his personal room, #cats, that he's off to do some "weights", only to return 30 seconds late
11:00 <Dongalong> r. #cats is an interesting channel where Awolf goes to seek solace, but only finds mockery and laughter at the hands of many. He is also known by the name mrwuf, further cementing his status as a faggot furry. 
11:00 <Picard> lol
11:00 <zaim> effort
12:00 <Dongalong> The room #cats also features another lonesome loser, lo aka Chris. lo is in the closet, but only comes out when drunk or on drugs, often telling male users he'll suck them off for more drugs. When sober he denies all knowledge of this. He once hired a hooker, but during foreplay found he couldn't keep it up and the hooker left. He's also known for looking a l
12:00 <Dongalong> ot like Mr. Bean. He's 35 (as of 2014) and still a virgin. He chats up women online, only to drive them off with his issues which involve being unable to accept that he's gay. 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you can get sued for that shit if anyone of them wanted
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and chris is alright if you know how to treat him
13:00 <Picard> sued from irc? lol
13:00 <Dongalong> oh b1
13:00 <Dongalong> we missed you
13:00 <Dongalong> how's your dungeon?
13:00 <Skirmish> Dongalong puts so much effort into this.  Kudos to him.
14:00 <Dongalong> Bastardly_One: how did you feel when the cops took your computer and found interesting shit on there
14:00 <Skirmish> It must make you feel sad though knowing that you take the time to know all these people and so much about them and nobody bothers to know you. 
15:00 <Dongalong> thanks known pedophile Skirmish
15:00 <Dongalong> pedo phile
15:00 <Skirmish> If I was "known" then you would know my name.  You don't.  
15:00 <Skirmish> Try again. 
16:00 <ShadowLurker> Jerome you dumb fuck
16:00 <Loof> who dat?
16:00 <Maurice> I'm fugly :/
16:00 <Loof> no u aren't
16:00 <Picard> and saggy 
16:00 <ShadowLurker> Jerome
16:00 <Picard> lol
16:00 <Skirmish> Of all the fuglies, you are the hottest Maurice. 
16:00 <Maurice> Naww
17:00 <Maurice> How romantic of you
17:00 <ShadowLurker> Hahahah
17:00 <Loof> :) brb
17:00 <Skirmish> Loof me on ignore, he thought you just said that to him lol
17:00 <Skirmish> has*
17:00 <ShadowLurker> What a monger
17:00 <Maurice> Lol
18:00 <Skirmish> OMG Maurice said I was romantic!  QUIT AND FAP NOW! 
18:00 <Maurice> Apparently I'm not ignored anymore
18:00 <Thoth> Fap anyway. Its good for you
19:00 <Bastardly_One> if you make it to his ignore
19:00 <ShadowLurker> Cos he managed to stuck a fart from ur freckle
19:00 <savethewhitedogpl1vent> wookie is a female? good nick to scare them off
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you're doing something right
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Wookie isn't female
19:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a creature
19:00 <Bastardly_One> used to be Stroke My Wookie
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I think 
19:00 <Thoth> /ignore = reward
19:00 <savethewhitedogpl1vent> i dunno about people getting sued over ED
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ask it to score pot for you
19:00 <Bastardly_One> she gets mad
19:00 <savethewhitedogpl1vent> plenty of crazy material on there
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I just asked chris what the shit on his driveway was
20:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like blood in the google earth photo
20:00 <savethewhitedogpl1vent> although it is true that it doesnt matter where the content is hosted regarding Australian law
20:00 <savethewhitedogpl1vent> the problem is proving they did it
20:00 <Bastardly_One> he says it's rusty water from some water explosing
21:00 <Bastardly_One> *explosion
21:00 <Bastardly_One> makes more sense than blood
21:00 <Picard> lol at north melbourne
21:00 <Picard> getting arse raped by sydney
21:00 <Thoth> explosion? isn't that a leak?
22:00 <ShadowLurker> Bag you lot are shit
22:00 <ShadowLurker> Bah
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I have no fucking idea or care Thoth
22:00 <Lish> My stomach hurts
22:00 <Bastardly_One> really chris gets too much if you talk to him *too* much
22:00 <ShadowLurker> This new tables fun tho
22:00 <ShadowLurker> Tablet
23:00 <Thoth> I has mongolian lamb. Thats all I know
23:00 <Thoth> too damn full to eat it but I'm trying
23:00 <MrMark> lamb dinner with Tom Cruise
25:00 <Doodle> :o
25:00 <ShadowLurker> Dicks*
25:00 <Doodle> oh my
25:00 <Nikky`> How are you lovely
25:00 <Doodle> lol paulie
25:00 <Doodle> good thx, you?
25:00 <Nikky`> lol
25:00 <Nikky`> Yeah ok I guess
25:00 <Doodle> whats wrong
26:00 <ShadowLurker> lack of cocks
26:00 <Doodle> oh dear
26:00 <Nikky`> lol
26:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, that also
27:00 <Nikky`> And just fucked up night..but I shall get over it until Mon when I have words with my team leader
27:00 <Doodle> oh gay work stuff
27:00 <ShadowLurker> facepunch works 
27:00 <Doodle> did someone act inappropriately and stare at your amazing rack?
28:00 <Nikky`> lol no
28:00 <Doodle> they should have
28:00 <Doodle> i would
28:00 <Nikky`> I know right
28:00 <Doodle> their loss
28:00 <Nikky`> I show it to you all the time tho
28:00 <ShadowLurker> i told my boss if i dont make it in monday that i wasnt coming back
28:00 <Doodle> i know and i am very appreciative ^_^
28:00 <ShadowLurker> he thought  was joking
28:00 <Doodle> oh dear
28:00 <Nikky`> That is tempting
29:00 <savethewhitedogpl1vent> i quit my last job by just walking out during lunch and not saying good bye to anyone
29:00 <savethewhitedogpl1vent> then sending an email later, "btw..."
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm fucking moving after that little fight 
29:00 <Doodle> nobody said goodbye to me at my last job
29:00 <Doodle> after 4 years
29:00 <savethewhitedogpl1vent> Doodle!
29:00 <savethewhitedogpl1vent> cunts
29:00 <Doodle> i have an interview on monday
29:00 <Bastardly_One> complaining about my cough like I can help it 
29:00 <savethewhitedogpl1vent> time you prank them on the phone
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle, where at?
29:00 <Doodle> lol
29:00 <Doodle> another call centre
30:00 <Bastardly_One> duh 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> which one?
30:00 <Doodle> i dont really want to say cos i might not get it
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I might of applied and you'll get it 
30:00 <Doodle> so its not worth the convo
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got one on Tues 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like the same one 
31:00 <Doodle> i bet it isnt
31:00 <Nikky`> What? you left your job Doodle?
31:00 <Doodle> nah my contract expired
31:00 <Doodle> and they fucked me over
31:00 <Nikky`> Oh 
31:00 <Nikky`> What cunts
31:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/s526x395/10628087_10152794624846742_1389884526800915256_n.jpg?oh=a9f5523d2c369bc6f98245e63bb92cb0&oe=54CA785E&__gda__=1418937255_9ca2e56b4c66aa4888d2732b0a98d392
31:00 <Doodle> yup
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh are you capable of making web pages and maintaining sites?
31:00 <Nikky`> I has smidge over 1.5 years to goooooooooooooo
31:00 <Doodle> no Bastardly_One
31:00 <Doodle> its not the same job
31:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a good job going at the moment with MIND
31:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh not the CSR stuff
32:00 <Nikky`> He is going to be my PA - keep him under my desk for good times
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that's ummmmmmmmmmmm iinet you might as well say 
32:00 <paNdiS> b1 when u got time check out this prologue for an amazing platformer that's coming out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA_urJ5KU2w
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ori and the Blind Forest - TGS 2014 - Prologue (Sep 18, 2014) 10:04 - Category: Gaming - 15,797 views - 829 likes (98.8%), 10 dislikes (1.2%)
32:00 <ShadowLurker> doodles working as amn endoscope cleaner
32:00 <Doodle> :o
32:00 <Bastardly_One> NC up in Gilles
32:00 <Doodle> hahahaha'
33:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking games
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I spent hours hacking people last night 
33:00 <Thoth> ShadowLurker: na after they go up the ass, they go down the throat to clean it.
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and losing myself on the way to shit
33:00 <paNdiS> nah this is going to be amazing
33:00 <paNdiS> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ori_and_the_Blind_Forest
33:00 <paNdiS> did ya
33:00 <MrMark> the way to shit
34:00 <Loof> wb matrix
34:00 <paNdiS> i did my played my first ever online hacking um, forget what's called now, 3-8 players
34:00 <matrix> To
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah time goes quick doing nothing in that game 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> oh what are they called? but yeah I know what you mean
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I might do a ... what are the car missions again?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> they have a name 
35:00 <paNdiS> i havent done it yet because the weapons you unlock i got with the edition i have
35:00 <paNdiS> too bad you cant reset those ones after you finish the game
35:00 <paNdiS> you can only reset hideouts and convoys :(
35:00 <Bastardly_One> switch?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> the blue missions 
36:00 <paNdiS> yeah delieverin cars n stuff
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that cash trail is gay
36:00 <paNdiS> oh man that's so fun
36:00 <paNdiS> have you played NVZM?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
36:00 <paNdiS> NVZN
36:00 <paNdiS> aha
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I got bored after the bonus round
37:00 <paNdiS> have you taken a trip yet?
37:00 <Loof> who's looking forward to summer?
37:00 <paNdiS> and been a hell car
37:00 <paNdiS> collecting souls n shit?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> not yet but there's a dude selling them right under my apartment
37:00 <paNdiS> it's boss
37:00 <paNdiS> lol
37:00 <Bastardly_One> the best one needs to be downloaded
37:00 <Bastardly_One> the UFO one 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm walking around in the white gear now
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's not really white
38:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucking grey I am telling them
38:00 <Bastardly_One> canadians shouldn't make games
39:00 <paNdiS> yeah i gotta get that and the access granted watev so i have 2 outfits i dont currently have
39:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwww so you've not got the outfits I have 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that's because they're part of a BONUS mission for the PS3
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not even shot anyone yet
40:00 <Bastardly_One> they run too slow
40:00 <paNdiS> i have all but 2
40:00 <paNdiS> that white hat one
40:00 <paNdiS> and some other one
40:00 <MrMark> rum
40:00 <Bastardly_One> the vintage one
41:00 <paNdiS> nah i can dl them
41:00 <MrMark> rum rum up my bum
41:00 <Bastardly_One> 1920s one
41:00 <paNdiS> the gangster one
41:00 <paNdiS> i got that
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I love this song!
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it's so gay!
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Cry by the mavis's
42:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6u9C_SH3mQ
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Pretenders - Don't Get Me Wrong (Apr 25, 2010) 3:52 - Category: Music - 482,297 views - likes (98.9%), 20 dislikes (1.1%)
42:00 <paNdiS> i love that song in watchdogs cold night in chicago
42:00 <Bastardly_One> so gay
42:00 <couleurs> me 2
42:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFGco_Y6ots
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Mavis's - Cry (1998) (Jul 22, 2010) 4:06 - Category: Music - 51,303 views - 277 likes (99.3%), 2 dislikes (0.7%)
42:00 <paNdiS> :P
43:00 <paNdiS> i cant wait for Ori and the Blind Forest now
43:00 <doctor> i assumed you would like chrissie hynde
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I do from an artistic point of view
43:00 <paNdiS> soon it will be october yay
43:00 <paNdiS> this crap month can fkn end
43:00 <doctor> lol
43:00 <paNdiS> lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7Hy7uAb_eU
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Brass in Pocket" - **The Pretenders** (Jul 18, 2007) 3:10 - Category: Music - 2,874,023 views - 9,843 likes (98.5%), 146 dislikes (1.5%)
44:00 <doctor> yeah thats a good one too
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate this clip but what a great disco tune
46:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGU_4-5RaxU
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blondie - Heart Of Glass (Feb 24, 2009) 3:41 - Category: Music - 20,001,119 views - 79,147 likes (98.1%), 1,505 dislikes (1.9%)
46:00 <doctor> blondie is great
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris Stein and Deb made the best pop songs
46:00 <doctor> good song nonetheless
47:00 <paNdiS> hmm
47:00 <paNdiS> 720p transformers4?
47:00 <Loof> blondie was pretty fuckable
48:00 <Loof> waas
48:00 <Bastardly_One> one of my all time favourites 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvqgb1D6Opw
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blondie - Union City Blue (Mar 11, 2009) 2:49 - Category: Music - 996,645 views - 3,399 likes (98.4%), 54 dislikes (1.6%)
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I love this song 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> who else could make an orange jumpsuit look that good
50:00 <Bastardly_One> can really notice her nose job in that though
56:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmm
59:00 <paNdiS> doco meeeee
59:00 <paNdiS> doctor linvingston
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol what a shit name 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> badboy41
00:00 <Bastardly_One> they could of named your contact something good
03:00 <Bastardly_One> for fuck sake!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I cannot find the cameras to hack the last two houses on the street
03:00 <Bastardly_One> this is bullshit 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> *has a tantrum*
04:00 <Bastardly_One> 7 goes later
05:00 <matrix> Hmmm b1 stop it with the tanty
05:00 <paNdiS> gamers come up with the funniest nicks 
06:00 <Maurice> Motherfucking laptop isn't reading my memory card
06:00 <Pyro-> ruhroh
07:00 <Maurice> And after I went to all that effort of getting up and getting the camera
07:00 <Bastardly_One> let's both have a tantrum
08:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck 8 times!
08:00 <matrix> Well if we are all having a tantrum
08:00 <matrix> I could join in
09:00 <Pyro-> kangaroos supporters can have a tanty
09:00 <Picard> lol @ kangaroos
09:00 <Thoth> Horus, my father
10:00 <Thoth> Show me that stink eye
11:00 <Bastardly_One> 9 times!
11:00 <Thoth> I have ejected a royal fart
13:00 <doctor> the queen would be pleased
14:00 <Picard> no.
14:00 <Thoth> Hathor? That slut
14:00 <Picard> sluts are good
14:00 <Thoth> Not only is she my queen but she's also my sister
15:00 <Picard> do u have sex?
15:00 <Thoth> No, Horus fucked his sister, Hathor.
15:00 <Picard> ok
15:00 <Thoth> And made Thoth
15:00 <Picard> lol
16:00 <MrMark> booooooooooooo
16:00 <paNdiS> now everything makes sense
16:00 <Thoth> Least I have a father
17:00 <Picard> no
17:00 <Picard> your brother cant be your father
17:00 <Picard> or your sister your mother
18:00 <Thoth> Well some say I was self-created
18:00 <Thoth> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thoth
19:00 <Thoth> Parents None (self-created); alternatively Ra or Horus and Hathor,
19:00 <Thoth> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hathor
19:00 <Thoth> Siblings 	Sekhmet, Bast, Ptah, Shu, Tefnut, Thoth, Serqet
19:00 <Thoth> Offspring 	Ihy, Horus,[1]Imsety, Hapi, Duamutef, Qebehsenuef
19:00 <Thoth> I must've misunderstood. Horus had sex with his mum.
22:00 <doctor> yeah ancient mythos are riddled with incest
22:00 <Picard> so is doctor's family
22:00 <paNdiS> yeah, because ancient people fucked their relatives
23:00 <Picard> and small animals
23:00 <doctor> apparently all homo sapien sapiens across the globe are more closely relatated than chimps in africa that are only a few hundred kms aparts from each other
23:00 <Thoth> doctor: also they can't count...
24:00 <Thoth> Ihy, Imsety, Hapi, Duamutef, Qebehseneuf... are the "4 sons of Horus"
24:00 <doctor> my ancestory is mainly english so theres bound to be a few inbreeding along the blood line
25:00 <Thoth> Mythology makes Hathor sound like a babe tho
26:00 <doctor> she seems like an old fertility goddess
28:00 <Thoth> and of joy, feminine love, motherhood, music, dance & foreign lands. She was also popular
30:00 <doctor> hard to not love anything like that
30:00 <paNdiS> wow
31:00 <Thoth> She was described as both the mother & daughter of Ra. Thats pretty freaky incest
31:00 <TheRiddler> north just got thumped
31:00 <TheRiddler> as expected
32:00 <TheRiddler> how can you be both mother and daughter lol
32:00 <paNdiS> because ancient people were idiots
32:00 <Thoth> I still think they were smarter than you
32:00 <paNdiS> and they've returned, as ancient aliens fans
32:00 <Thoth> Can you build a pyramid? I think not
33:00 <paNdiS> did one person ever build a pyramid?
33:00 <paNdiS> idiot
33:00 <Thoth> Yea, Pharaoh Khufu
34:00 <paNdiS> no one man ever built a pyramid by himself
34:00 <paNdiS> so you're still an idiot.
34:00 <TheRiddler> .
35:00 <Picard> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ kangaroos
36:00 <paNdiS> gosh spaceballs is shit
37:00 <MrMark> we all pissed or stoned yet?
37:00 <TheRiddler> no you cant molest us
37:00 <TheRiddler> spaceballs is not shit
37:00 <paNdiS> lol
37:00 <Picard> fuck off
38:00 <TheRiddler> how can you say such blasmephy
38:00 <paNdiS> im not big on james l brooks movies
38:00 <Thoth> TheRiddler: I agree, but I'm told by a certain spaceballs hater that I'm an idiot
39:00 <paNdiS> im not a spaceballs hater
39:00 <TheRiddler> james l brooks?
39:00 <paNdiS> i dont hate it
39:00 <TheRiddler> you mean mel brooks?
39:00 <paNdiS> mel brooks i mean
39:00 <paNdiS> yer
39:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: you smart man
39:00 <paNdiS> ?
40:00 <paNdiS> im more a woody allen fan
41:00 <TheRiddler> .
41:00 <Thoth> You
41:00 <paNdiS> not his new stuff
41:00 <Thoth> 're more of a fan of convicted pedophiles?
41:00 <paNdiS> he's not a convicted paedophile.
42:00 <Thoth> Like Michael Jackson?
42:00 <paNdiS> how old are you?
42:00 <Thoth> 7
42:00 <Thoth> m
42:00 <Thoth> nev
42:00 <MrMark> im 40
42:00 <Thoth> asl?
42:00 <paNdiS> ugg
42:00 <Thoth> u lik sex
44:00 <MrMark> no
45:00 <Thoth> u lik hi5
46:00 <MrMark> penis
47:00 <paNdiS> forget it! forget it! no more beaming, im going to walk
47:00 <paNdiS> *walks into the next room* haw haw so so funny..
48:00 <Thoth> Prepare to fire paNdiS 
48:00 <Thoth> Said the Dominos Pizza Store Manager
49:00 <TheRiddler> eating all the pizzas
52:00 <Picard> jerking off on the pizza
57:00 <Knifey> Dead!
57:00 <Picard> u will be one day
57:00 <Knifey> Of course, but this channel is dead!
58:00 <Picard> yes
58:00 <Knifey> I remember when I couldn't get a word in...
58:00 <Picard> to many fucktards screwed it up
58:00 <Picard> thats what happenes when u give cretins and morons ops
58:00 <Knifey> People have left irc I guess.
59:00 <Knifey> Picard: That kind of talk about op's would have warranted a kick or ban back in my day!
59:00 <Picard> lol
00:00 <Knifey> Where you from man?
00:00 <Picard> vic
01:00 <Picard> u
01:00 <Knifeymaster> w.a
01:00 <Picard> ok
01:00 <Knifeymaster> That's why I joined #melbourne :P
01:00 <Picard> makes sense
02:00 <Knifey> haha total sense. Hastings. :)
02:00 <Maurice> Yeah, we should give ops to the junkies and the mental cases instead
02:00 <doctor> back in my day we simply executed the people we didn't like
02:00 <Maurice> Off with their head
03:00 <doctor> works wonders
04:00 <doctor> none of this politically correct rubbish. if we didn't like the look of you, it was off to the gallows with you
04:00 <Knifey> Brutal. Well I'm glad we're more civalised these days, freedom of speech and such.
07:00 <doctor> it'll come back to nip you in the bud one day or another
07:00 <MrMark> sexy
09:00 <Knifey> I felt a little tickle in my groin also. 
09:00 <paNdiS> i have piece of red velvet cake
18:00 <knifeysub> I don't really understand, so many people but nobody talking...
18:00 <Maurice> They're probably all jerking off to your text
18:00 <Maurice> I know I was
18:00 <Maurice> But I'm finished now
19:00 <Picard> eeewwwww
20:00 <paNdiS> ahahahahaha
20:00 <Maurice> Shut up Picard, you know you're imaging it
20:00 <Knifey> :O 
20:00 <Maurice> Imagining
20:00 <Knifey> I feel violated.
20:00 <paNdiS> <Knifey> Picard: That kind of talk about op's would have warranted a kick or ban back in my day! <-- thats y ppl left
20:00 <Maurice> Imaging it would just be weird
20:00 <Maurice> No, people left because they got lives
20:00 <Knifey> Oh forfuckssakeee
20:00 <Maurice> Obv we didn't
20:00 <paNdiS> lols
21:00 <paNdiS> yea but how many got GOOD lives ;)
21:00 <Knifey> I can't say the right shit to please everyone, I'm not here for that.
21:00 <Maurice> Don't be so sensitive
21:00 <Thoth> Talking of fap material
21:00 <Thoth> I just did a massive bog
21:00 <Knifey> Pandis: Nobody here has good lives.
21:00 <Maurice> I do
21:00 <Knifey> Maurice: Don't be so insensitive!
21:00 <Picard> i do.
21:00 <Picard> fuck all the loser cunts
22:00 <Picard> where is serenity?????
22:00 <paNdiS> wooooooooooooooo
22:00 <paNdiS> duno
22:00 <Thoth> loser cunts like Picard's wife?
22:00 <Maurice> Shes out
22:00 <paNdiS> shes out see
22:00 <paNdiS> told ya
22:00 <paNdiS> told ya i duno
22:00 <Knifey> Now we're cooking with gas. Who wants to take a dump on my chest while I jerk them off!?
22:00 <ShadowLurker> same shit diff night
22:00 <Zade> oops am i in the german room?
23:00 <Picard> i will
23:00 <Knifey> Ich bin ein shizer ...
23:00 <Knifey> *shrugs*
23:00 <MrMark> im feelin super gay tonite
23:00 <Picard> Knifey thats so hot
23:00 <Zade> lab uns die bar gehan
24:00 <Maurice> I feel like i've pulled muscles in my toes
24:00 <Knifey> Picard: Chew on my arm while I twist you ear to egg you on.
24:00 <Picard> mmmmm nice
25:00 <Picard> im really hard now
25:00 <Knifey> Do something to hurt me.
25:00 <Picard> i will punch u in the face
26:00 <Knifey> Fucking punch me in the face ouch...
26:00 <Knifey> Mmm
26:00 <Knifey> I'm hard now.
27:00 <Knifey> Stick a lit sparker down my dickhole THE PAIN... Staple my tits to my ballsack and do situps it huuurttts!! =/
28:00 <Knifey> ....
28:00 <Knifey> Almost there.
30:00 <Zade> didnt take long 
31:00 <Picard> lol
31:00 <Picard> sick cunt
32:00 <Knifey> Picard: I'll be anything you want me to be.
33:00 <Zade> Picard, you looking for a house cleaner?
33:00 <Picard> dead?
34:00 <MrMark> we all pissed or stoned yet?
35:00 <Thoth> You drink watches? Weird. Most aspies collect them.
36:00 <MrMark> no
37:00 <Picard> lol
37:00 <Knifey> Drunk but thank god that cask is empty, got shit to do tomorrow.
38:00 <Thoth> #highclasslifestyle
38:00 <Maurice> Did you see that chump who lined up to get the first iphone then dropped it
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> no but awesome
39:00 <Maurice> Was a perth dude
39:00 <Maurice> News crew went to ask him about it, he opened the box and it fell out
39:00 <Maurice> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152293574082217&fref=nf
39:00 <Maurice> That
42:00 <Picard> perth moran wasnt it?
42:00 <MrMark> Icehouse!!!!!!!
42:00 <Picard> why the fuck would u line up to buy a phone?
42:00 <Picard> some losers slept outside stores for days
43:00 <doctor> the poor sod. what he unintentionally commited was an act of sacrilege
43:00 <Picard> go in tomorrow and get the same thing without the lines
43:00 <doctor> the hipster jihadists will be yearning for his blood now
43:00 <Picard> morons
43:00 <Picard> i can understand doing it for a concert or something, not a phone
44:00 <doctor> your old age is showing Picard
44:00 <Picard> no
44:00 <Picard> im a realist and not stupid
44:00 <doctor> yes, so old
44:00 <Picard> whats the big deal getting a new phone the first day it comes out?
45:00 <Picard> I'd line up for days to see Katy Perry
45:00 <Picard> that i can understand
45:00 <Thoth> DEATH BY YOLOS
45:00 <doctor> i wouldn't
45:00 <Picard> well u are young and stupid
46:00 <doctor> yeah but you're old
46:00 <Picard> and wise.
46:00 <Thoth> Maurice: "That's how gravity was discovered when an apple dropped"
47:00 <Knifey> Have a good night people.
47:00 <Knifey> I'm off.
47:00 <Picard> you're really off Knifey
47:00 <doctor> sleep well stranger
47:00 <Zade> night Knifey
47:00 <Knifey> Awww so nicee
47:00 <Knifey> Now I just wanna stay
48:00 <Knifey> I think I'll stay for a bit. =P
48:00 <Knifey> I've done a few suicide prevention courses... 
49:00 <Picard> pity
49:00 <Knifey> Too late huh
49:00 <Picard> if at first u dont succeed try try again 
49:00 <Knifey> Suicide shouldn't be talked about as success or failure..
50:00 <Picard> yes it should
50:00 <Knifey> It's either completed or not completed, to be politically correct.
50:00 <Picard> why attempt it if u dont want success?
50:00 <Picard> thats the problem with you younger kids, u fail lol
50:00 <Knifey> LOL I should really ask that question.
50:00 <Maurice> Says old man Picard
51:00 <Picard> :P yes Maurice
51:00 <Knifey> Rippy the razor says - Down the road, not across the street. 
51:00 <Zade> lol
51:00 <Maurice> I can say that since I'm so youthful
51:00 <Picard> u old bat
52:00 <Maurice> Piss off m8
52:00 <Knifey> Maurice: Howcome you don't hang in #goth?
52:00 <Maurice> Because I'm not a goth?
52:00 <Knifey> You don't have to be...
52:00 <Knifey> Nobody is there..
52:00 <Picard> Maurice is 47
52:00 <Knifey> lol
52:00 <Picard> would u like me in goth?
52:00 <Knifey> Hell yes!
53:00 <Maurice> Thats you, you wrinkly old scrotum
53:00 <Picard> want pics?
53:00 <Knifey> Actually that was a lie, I couldn't give a rats ass if you hung out there or not.
53:00 <Maurice> I certainly do not
53:00 <Knifey> Going now. Night. =)
54:00 <Picard> piss off
54:00 <Maurice> Its bad enough I can still remember your face
54:00 <Picard> u want me
54:00 <Picard> deep inside you
54:00 <Thoth> I hang out in #goth and talk about my dark feelings. I'm aboriginal
54:00 <Maurice> Yuck
54:00 <Picard> thrusting deeper and deeper
55:00 <Bastardly_One> 5 mins
55:00 <Bastardly_One> well, technically not until 1:04
55:00 <Picard> shut up u old prick
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and I become old(er)
55:00 <Picard> dead
56:00 <Picard> no one cares
56:00 <Maurice> Old people can't call old people old
56:00 <Picard> he is ancient
56:00 <Picard> ready to die old
56:00 <Maurice> So are you
56:00 <Picard> no
56:00 <beehhh> tease my cut dicke everyone
56:00 <Picard> he is older
57:00 <Maurice> By what, a year
57:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 I think 
57:00 <beehhh> 8 years ago i was last there
57:00 <beehhh> its ok you to be silly
57:00 <Picard> he looks 70
58:00 <Maurice> Yeah I guess so, since you only look 65
58:00 <Picard> lmfao
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice ty
58:00 <Bastardly_One> saved a shitload of typing
58:00 <Picard> for saying u look 70?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers
59:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up ... point is I take no notice of you
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you're as boring as Skirmish
59:00 <Bastardly_One> same shit day in day out 
59:00 <Maurice> Thats like me calling Doodle old when he's only 2 years older than
59:00 <Maurice> But thats just sexual tension between us
59:00 <Bastardly_One> try acting 43 instead of 13
59:00 <beehhh> i wanna wake up in newfy
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