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00:00 <paNdiS> saw all of warehouse 13 on veetle
00:00 <TheRiddler> oh that reminds me
00:00 <paNdiS> and dexter
00:00 <Maurice> Good show, I forgot to keep watching it after a couple of seasons
00:00 <Kynetic> Maurice once theyve aired on free to air anywhere in the world.. theyre pretty much free for all :P
00:00 <Maurice> WH13 that is
00:00 <paNdiS> such an awesome show hey
00:00 <paNdiS> its on tele atm
00:00 <Maurice> Yeah I know, but like, TB I downloaded, it's not even on tv here
00:00 <Maurice> Hence why I download
00:00 <paNdiS> well not right this sec but yea
00:00 <Kynetic> im watching startrek voyager on netflix atm
00:00 <Kynetic> because im a nerds
00:00 <paNdiS> ah
00:00 <Kynetic> -s
01:00 <Maurice> That and I'm a rebel
01:00 <TheRiddler> atleast you do it legally
01:00 <TheRiddler> netflix?
01:00 <Kynetic> welllll
01:00 <TheRiddler> with a proxy?
01:00 <Kynetic> nah
01:00 <Kynetic> dns redirect
01:00 <TheRiddler> oh
01:00 <Kynetic> cheaper
01:00 <Kynetic> seeing as i only use it for netflix
02:00 <Kynetic> if they clamp down on it i might need a vpn or somethin
02:00 <paNdiS> if movie studios are going to fuck me and hold back movies for up to a year or 2 just to compete with another company
02:00 <paNdiS> i will dl the movies
02:00 <Kynetic> prob wouldnt get HD though unless it was a good vpn
02:00 <TheRiddler> .
02:00 <TheRiddler> if they're not released how can you dl them lol
02:00 <Kynetic> released on dvd
03:00 <TheRiddler> why would they hold back movies 2 years to release on dvd
03:00 <Kynetic> had to laugh.. while in phuket last week we bought a 'dvd' of "lucy" from one of the billions of stalls there are .. because we wanted something to watch in our hotel room 
03:00 <paNdiS> no i mean that if they will do that and not consider us
04:00 <Kynetic> turned out to be the shittiest cam job ive ever seen 
04:00 <paNdiS> when the film comes out ill just dl it
04:00 <The_Baron> australia actually gets a lot of movies released earlier than other countries
04:00 <Kynetic> glad i only paid $2.50 for it
04:00 <paNdiS> they hold back films to compete
04:00 <TheRiddler> .
04:00 <The_Baron> we are a test audience
04:00 <paNdiS> it's a competetive market
04:00 <paNdiS> they dont really give a shit about you and i
04:00 <TheRiddler> .,
04:00 <TheRiddler> ..
04:00 <Sponge> im sorry to hear that Kynetic
04:00 <TheRiddler> you still dont make sense
04:00 <paNdiS> i make perfect sense
04:00 <Maurice> None of this makes sense to me
05:00 <Sponge> i'm pretty sure i got that from piratebay and it was dvd qualty
05:00 <Kynetic> i didnt even know what the movie was.. lara seemed to know more about it
05:00 <Kynetic> had i known it was still actually in the cinema
05:00 <Kynetic> i wouldnt have bothered
05:00 <The_Baron> piratebay is good for that
05:00 <Sponge> its one of the art house movies that hot babe is doing
05:00 <Maurice> My sunburn is frigging itchy
05:00 <paNdiS> if they want to hold back a film for up to a year, a film i want to see that they could just release, only to compete and make money
05:00 <The_Baron> got heaps of HD quality movies off that
05:00 <paNdiS> then i will download the fucking movie
05:00 <Maurice> Lifes tough
05:00 <Sponge> to show she's n ot just a pretty face movie star
05:00 <TheRiddler> you're meant to buy unknown porn dvds
05:00 <Sponge> scarleet jo
05:00 <paNdiS> im not waiting because they're greedy pigs
05:00 <TheRiddler> and hope to hit the jackpot
05:00 <paNdiS> and then paying..
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
05:00 <paNdiS> jesus
05:00 <Maurice> It's Scarlett Johansen isn't it
05:00 <Sponge> scarjo
06:00 <paNdiS> you think you could figure that out without me having to explain it.
06:00 <TheRiddler> so
06:00 <Kynetic> oh.. apparently demonoid is back
06:00 <TheRiddler> everyone else has to wait a year aswell
06:00 <paNdiS> it's a personal choice is all.
06:00 <Kynetic> with old accounts still
06:00 <Maurice> It has been for awhile, Kynetic
06:00 <Kynetic> so if you had a demonoid account its still there
06:00 <paNdiS> they do and they choose to deal with it their own way
06:00 <Kynetic> yeah
06:00 <TheRiddler> it's dumb logic
06:00 <Kynetic> it was shit at first
06:00 <Maurice> I use speed.cd or extratorrent
06:00 <Kynetic> its a lot better recently
06:00 <paNdiS> not really
06:00 <Maurice> But in a totally legal way
07:00 <paNdiS> movie making is supposed to be about the art and us
07:00 <paNdiS> not 99 percent about profit
07:00 <TheRiddler> is that what sezz uses?
07:00 <paNdiS> so dont call something completely logical illogical, just because you dont agree with it.
07:00 <Maurice> Speed is
07:00 <TheRiddler> I've been looking into torrenting some dvds
07:00 <TheRiddler> to save money
07:00 <TheRiddler> lol
07:00 <Maurice> I actually buy dvds these days
08:00 <Maurice> But only because I buy 3D ones
08:00 <paNdiS> i bought The Grey on bray the other week 
08:00 <paNdiS> finally
08:00 <The_Baron> oh so u were one of the 6 ppl who bothered buying a 3d TV
08:00 <The_Baron> :P
08:00 <TheRiddler> it was always about profit
08:00 <Maurice> Yes and I'm glad I did
08:00 <Maurice> I love it
09:00 <paNdiS> no it wasnt TheRiddler
09:00 <The_Baron> I will only bother with 3d tv when the technology improves
09:00 <The_Baron> one thing I hate about 3d, the forced perpective shit
09:00 <paNdiS> it became about profit
09:00 <The_Baron> the blurred background thing just shits me 
10:00 <Maurice> I have never noticed a blurred background, unless you're not wearing the glasses
10:00 <Maurice> And if you're not wearing them, whats the point
10:00 <The_Baron> I know movies have always used forced perspective, but with the nuskool style of overediting and using forced perspective so u can make sure to count Kevin Bacons pores is fucked
10:00 <The_Baron> they do, from the forced perspective
11:00 <The_Baron> like they zoom in on one character, the rest blurs out to force the perspective
11:00 <The_Baron> happens heaps with modern movies
11:00 <TheRiddler> .
11:00 <Maurice> I have 3D wizard of oz
11:00 <Maurice> Thats brill
11:00 <TheRiddler> it's called focus
11:00 <paNdiS> 3d gaming sucks balls
12:00 <The_Baron> also unless you got like a 110 inch screen or something, 3d TV just aint that impressive
12:00 <The_Baron> it's about as impressive as the lenticular effects on a tazo 
12:00 <The_Baron> :P
12:00 <The_Baron> 3d gaming DOES suck balls
12:00 <Maurice> Never tried that
12:00 <Maurice> But then, I don't game
12:00 <paNdiS> black ops 3d was the worst
12:00 <The_Baron> I reckon once they get the segment tracking a bit smoother and quicker with 3d, it's gonna just be a pretty mneh gimmick
13:00 <TheRiddler> force perspective has been around for ages
13:00 <The_Baron> I mean it will be mneh until they get that sorted
13:00 <The_Baron> TheRiddler, I said that
13:00 <The_Baron> but these days it's overused
13:00 <TheRiddler> you just notice it less on lower res tvs
13:00 <paNdiS> it's not true 3d anyway
13:00 <paNdiS> it's like 2.5d
13:00 <paNdiS> or something
13:00 <TheRiddler> it's a part of story telling
14:00 <The_Baron> nah, I actually been had a old TV for ages before I got a lcd one
14:00 <The_Baron> and with new movies, defo could tell they use a lot more forced perspective
14:00 <The_Baron> which is cool at times, but when u get full on panning and camera sweeps with this, it's just a fucken eyesore
14:00 <paNdiS> watching potc 4 at cinema in 3d hurt my eyes
15:00 <TheRiddler> also
15:00 <The_Baron> however in saying this
15:00 <The_Baron> I saw the new TMNT movie, and that so far has been the best 3d I seen so far
15:00 <paNdiS> and oz the great and powerfull
15:00 <Maurice> How to train your dragon was pretty good
15:00 <paNdiS> even without 3d
15:00 <paNdiS> was too much
15:00 <The_Baron> actually that's the only time 3d actually pops the most
15:00 <The_Baron> with CGI shit
15:00 <Maurice> I watched the 2nd Thor the other night
15:00 <NrKy> i like boobs
15:00 <Maurice> That was all twisty and turny
16:00 <The_Baron> prolly why TMNT was actually pretty fucken cool
16:00 <paNdiS> thor 2 was better than the first
16:00 <paNdiS> how'd you like Christopher Eccleston as that evil alien
16:00 <Maurice> He's all 'raaahhh you cut off my hand'
16:00 <Maurice> Then BAM, hands back
16:00 <NrKy> the graphics in the latest superman movie fucking sucked
16:00 <The_Baron> Maurice, that's pretty much every new action movie
16:00 <paNdiS> well he is Loki
16:00 <TheRiddler> I hear it's better than any of the transformer movies
16:00 <paNdiS> man of steel sucked in general
16:00 <paNdiS> 12 plot holes i spotted
16:00 <Maurice> We watched half of that and turned it off
16:00 <NrKy> Christopher Eccleston, one of the few guys that straight aussies would turn gay for
17:00 <TheRiddler> 12 plot holes?
17:00 <Maurice> I wouldn't turn gay for him
17:00 <paNdiS> lol
17:00 <paNdiS> yer
17:00 <Maurice> Because then I wouldn't bone him
17:00 <paNdiS> things that didnt make sense
17:00 <TheRiddler> like?
17:00 <Maurice> But I wouldn't mind Thors hammer
17:00 <NrKy> Maurice loves the hammer
17:00 <paNdiS> his superman outfit, left there apparently waiting for him for hundreds of years
17:00 <Maurice> Who doesn't
17:00 <paNdiS> metropolis is mostly destroyed
17:00 <paNdiS> next scene it's rebuilt
18:00 <paNdiS> nothing is said of the conditions the terraforma messed with
18:00 <paNdiS> somehow clark kent inflitrates the cia or watevs to explore the ship
18:00 <TheRiddler> maybe he help rebuilt it
18:00 <Maurice> I'll tell you what was a good movie, the 2nd G.I Joe
18:00 <The_Baron> the biggest thing that never made sense to me in cinema history: WHY THE FUCK WAS JUDGE DREDD PLAYED BY STALLONE?!?! Clint Eastwood was the obvious fucking star, I mean ffs Judge Dredd image was based on fucking Dirty Harry
18:00 <paNdiS> lois is told not to go out at night because the cold will kill her
18:00 <Maurice> Except I had to explain to not only the kids, but to the husband what was going on
18:00 <paNdiS> and she goes out anyway in like a fkn sweater.
18:00 <Maurice> Morons
18:00 <The_Baron> to this day it will shit me to tears
18:00 <paNdiS> and more and more
19:00 <paNdiS> how could he rebuild metropolis in a few days
19:00 <Maurice> Der, he's a super man
19:00 <TheRiddler> maybe clint eastwood turned it down
19:00 <Maurice> They get shit done
19:00 <paNdiS> lol
19:00 <The_Baron> TheRiddler, I thought that too, but actually read he wasn't even approached
19:00 <TheRiddler> he has super strength n speed
20:00 <The_Baron> its bullshit
20:00 <TheRiddler> oh
20:00 <paNdiS> lol
20:00 <Maurice> So he super rebuilt it
20:00 <The_Baron> they shoulda come over his place with a dump truck of money
20:00 <paNdiS> it's a plot hole okay
20:00 <TheRiddler> stallone dredd was ok 
20:00 <The_Baron> nah he was shite
20:00 <TheRiddler> except for rob sneichder
20:00 <The_Baron> and taking off his helmet
20:00 <Bastardly_One> was pure shit
20:00 <The_Baron> every 2000ad and dredd fan lost their shit
20:00 <TheRiddler> oh and that
20:00 <TheRiddler> I love the new dredd
20:00 <paNdiS> as metropolis is being torn to shreds lawrence fishburne and the workers are just standing in the office watching superman fight
21:00 <paNdiS> a building that should have collapsed on him killing him instantly somehow doesnt and he comes out without a scratch
21:00 <TheRiddler> my copy of dredd 3d is signed
21:00 <paNdiS> for no reason at all Zod demands that lois come aboard their ship with superman
22:00 <TheRiddler> maybe you should write a email
23:00 <The_Baron> superman never appealed to me
23:00 <The_Baron> the whole thing of a guy that is practically indestructible
24:00 <The_Baron> though fun bit of trivia, Superman was originally a super villian in the old DC comix days when it was still called Detective Comics. 
24:00 <paNdiS> you asked
24:00 <paNdiS> so i told you
25:00 <paNdiS> yer
25:00 <paNdiS> like with batman, originally he used guns and killed bad guys
25:00 <Maurice> I felt like superman once
25:00 <Maurice> I got a fringe cut in and my neighbour didn't recognise me
25:00 <The_Baron> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Reign_of_the_Superman
25:00 <Maurice> Mind you, I landed at tullamarine and my husband didn't recognise me either
26:00 <The_Baron> yeah though the batman being a wanted vigilante who kills kinda got reprised again
26:00 <The_Baron> think Arkham Asylum
26:00 <The_Baron> that series brought back that dark side again
26:00 <paNdiS> true
26:00 <paNdiS> <3 that joker is dead
27:00 <paNdiS> cant wait for Gotham Knight and i love that the title is the bad guys name
27:00 <paNdiS> Arkham Origins is my fav so far
27:00 <The_Baron> I gotta get around to playing Arkham Asylum on the ps3 that reminds me
27:00 <The_Baron> origins I had a quick go at, that is pretty fucken sick too
27:00 <TheRiddler> they have multiple universes the DC comic superheroes
28:00 <paNdiS> yeah
28:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron
28:00 <paNdiS> i like the lantern universe
28:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.freaknet.org.uk/pages01/p01/wm01.html
28:00 <Bastardly_One> click
28:00 <paNdiS> is so dope
28:00 <The_Baron> myes?
28:00 <paNdiS> i love the lantern batman outfit in Origins
28:00 <The_Baron> haha sweet
28:00 <paNdiS> dead batman <3
28:00 <The_Baron> love Rip Off press
28:00 <TheRiddler> that the steampunk 1
28:00 <TheRiddler> also
29:00 <The_Baron> and of course there are many universes and timelines in DC comics
29:00 <The_Baron> Clark Kent woulda been originally born in the 20's or someshit
29:00 <TheRiddler> the infinite crisis
29:00 <paNdiS> they should set superman in that era
29:00 <The_Baron> so he be like almost a hundred now if they kept the chronology all the way through
29:00 <paNdiS> that'd rock
29:00 <paNdiS> and a noir batman would rule
29:00 <paNdiS> or batman beyond
30:00 <The_Baron> speaking of batman
30:00 <paNdiS> you're batman?
30:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qatmJtIJAPw&list=PL0mSp6K8tQt57T8R-ebYgByvskEqweBen
30:00 <The_Baron> nah I wish
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BATMETAL (Jul 1, 2014) 2:20 - Category: Film & Animation - 2,554,467 views - likes (99.1%), dislikes (0.9%) dislikes (0.9%)
31:00 <Maurice> I did the batman ride at movieworld when I was 13
31:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.infinitecrisis.com/en
31:00 <Maurice> Excellent
31:00 <The_Baron> yeah they got rid of that alas
31:00 <Maurice> Yeah
31:00 <Maurice> They got rid of Gremlins too
31:00 <The_Baron> though the new green lantern one
31:00 <Maurice> Assholes
31:00 <The_Baron> far fucking out
31:00 <The_Baron> though still not as cool as lethal weapon
31:00 <Maurice> That wasn't there when I was
31:00 <Maurice> This was 20 yrs ago :/
31:00 <The_Baron> (though I forgot what they changed taht to now, still the same thing, just with a slight change and colour)
31:00 <Maurice> Fuck I'm old
32:00 <The_Baron> no ur not
32:00 <The_Baron> coz that would mean I am
32:00 <TheRiddler> I want a mortal kombat ride
32:00 <The_Baron> and I so am not
32:00 <The_Baron> :P
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
32:00 <Maurice> You are
32:00 <TheRiddler> :P
32:00 <Maurice> They used to do the police academy shows
32:00 <Maurice> Do they still do those
32:00 <The_Baron> nah
32:00 <Maurice> Jerks
32:00 <The_Baron> they do stunt driving display now
32:00 <The_Baron> though usually I just tend to perve on Catwoman
33:00 <NrKy> hey guys, does anyone here have the CCNP?
33:00 <TheRiddler> which catwoman is it
33:00 <The_Baron> Tim Burtons second batman
33:00 <The_Baron> michelle pfiefer
33:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
33:00 <The_Baron> though obviously not michelle pfiefer at movie world
34:00 <TheRiddler> so they haven't replaced her yet
34:00 <The_Baron> however whoever they got is fucking hawt!!
34:00 <NrKy> black catwoman.... lolz
34:00 <TheRiddler> with hathaways
34:00 <The_Baron> I think they replaced the person
34:00 <The_Baron> just not the suit
34:00 <The_Baron> :P
34:00 <TheRiddler> riding around on a bat bike replica
34:00 <The_Baron> also, imagine Hallie Berry catwoman
34:00 <The_Baron> fuck that
34:00 <NrKy> hahah
34:00 <Maurice> I have a batwoman tshirt
34:00 <The_Baron> they made the right choice
34:00 <Maurice> It's pretty rockin
34:00 <TheRiddler> always see her butt
35:00 <paNdiS> best catwoman 4 me was in thw original movie
35:00 <paNdiS> miss kitka
35:00 <paNdiS> or somethin
35:00 <The_Baron> ertha kitt?
35:00 <TheRiddler> there's been 3 cat woman girls in the 50s series
36:00 <The_Baron> Eartha*
36:00 <TheRiddler> catwoman*
36:00 <The_Baron> eartha was the original
36:00 <The_Baron> I think
36:00 <The_Baron> can't remember the other two
36:00 <The_Baron> though it's like almost at the tip of my brain
36:00 <TheRiddler> best riddler jokes are from that show lol
36:00 <paNdiS> her name in the movie i meant lol
36:00 <The_Baron> they sure are
36:00 <The_Baron> if u like cheesey puns
36:00 <The_Baron> which I do
37:00 <paNdiS> lol yer
37:00 <paNdiS> and the riddlers riddles
37:00 <The_Baron> oh the other 60's batman catwoman I remember now
37:00 <paNdiS> and batmans convenient shark repellent spray lol
37:00 <The_Baron> Julie Newmar
37:00 <The_Baron> and she was fuckin hot back in the day
37:00 <The_Baron> though now, prolly not so much
38:00 <The_Baron> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/94/Julie_Newmar_Catwoman_Batman_1966.JPG
39:00 <TheRiddler> http://cinemassacre.com/2008/07/10/top-ten-riddler-riddles/
39:00 <The_Baron> oh and shit Julie was the original catwoman in the series
41:00 <Skirmish> Ice cream and movie time.  Fuck all y'all. 
42:00 <paNdiS> woo movie
42:00 <Maurice> Thats rude
42:00 <Maurice> You bitch
42:00 <paNdiS> i got Frank to put on usb woo
44:00 <Bastardly_One> panda in real life
44:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa4KrpW2MHs
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Moves Like Batman (Mar 20, 2014) 2:27 - Category: People & Blogs - 232,396 views - 3,514 likes (95%), 185 dislikes (5%)
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that catwoman is cute though
46:00 <paNdiS> Mrs Peel from The Avengers <3
46:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXTNES_L3s0
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Batman On Crack! (Jun 21, 2008) 1:20 - Category: Comedy - 190,769 views - 673 likes (92.6%), 54 dislikes (7.4%)
46:00 <paNdiS> ahahahaha@vid
47:00 <Maurice> Why do cats lick their feet
47:00 <Maurice> Like, even if I could, I wouldn't
47:00 <paNdiS> my fav batman vid is the kid that gets batman costume for his bday
48:00 <paNdiS> and rips off the dark knight
48:00 <paNdiS> and goes ape when his friend comes over in a joker costume
48:00 <Maurice> The Dark Knight was on tonight
48:00 <paNdiS> and screams WHERE IS HE'
48:00 <paNdiS> in his pet dogs face over n over
48:00 <paNdiS> yer seen that like 20 times
48:00 <paNdiS> saw it 3 times at cinemas
50:00 <Maurice> I've never seen it
51:00 <The_Baron> sadly because of the first Batman movie, the prince soundtrack was the first album I ever owned
51:00 <The_Baron> Bat Dance was constant and annoying my family very much so
51:00 <The_Baron> :P
52:00 <paNdiS> LOL
52:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baWIoFYB59c&list=UU0sD1ADpPiWy7F7Q6o9pT1w
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Batman & Robin Episode 10: The Surf Off (Aug 30, 2008) 4:34 - Category: Comedy - 182,509 views - 612 likes (92.9%), 47 dislikes (7.1%)
52:00 <TheRiddler> why they have to block most of them
52:00 <TheRiddler> lol
52:00 <TheRiddler> I like this parody
53:00 <paNdiS> hhahahaha that surfing episode
53:00 <paNdiS> was so good
54:00 <TheRiddler> do me batman
54:00 <paNdiS> dont you think it's about time The Project changed titles
54:00 <paNdiS> and got rid of peter hellier
54:00 <paNdiS> and rove
54:00 <paNdiS> and the bimbo
55:00 <paNdiS> and cancelled the show.
55:00 <The_Baron> and just put re-runs of the Fast Show on instead
55:00 <paNdiS> hahaha
55:00 <paNdiS> who's the most interesting celeb you've seen interviewed on a late night show?
55:00 <paNdiS> mine's Jeff Golblum
56:00 <Maurice> I liked him in Will and Grace
56:00 <Maurice> He was basically stalking Karen
56:00 <paNdiS> what! i dont remember him having a role in it
56:00 <Maurice> :/
57:00 <paNdiS> :(
57:00 <paNdiS> i loved the fully flamboyant gay friend haha
57:00 <Maurice> Jack
57:00 <paNdiS> him and karen best buds
57:00 <paNdiS> both loopy 
57:00 <paNdiS> did you like Ned and Stacey?
58:00 <Maurice> I got myself this for xmas https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/v/t1.0-9/1474404_10152123013250844_1314692973_n.jpg?oh=1b550797e11c28cbcaeb970fc79d38ed&oe=5489DC4E
58:00 <Maurice> Yes I did
59:00 <paNdiS> oh awesomeballs
02:00 <paNdiS> aarrghh i hate cliffhangers dammit
03:00 <The_Baron> Will and Grace?!?
03:00 <The_Baron> no comment
03:00 <The_Baron> couldn;t u wait till Gem played reruns to death?
05:00 <paNdiS> im glad gem snapped up Poirot
05:00 <paNdiS> tho i hate myself for watching the ep where he died
05:00 <paNdiS> :/
06:00 <paNdiS> gem should run The Hour after abc finishes repeating it
07:00 <The_Baron> they prolly will
07:00 <paNdiS> hope so
07:00 <paNdiS> a lot of people have something against abc and sbs
07:00 <paNdiS> for no reason..
08:00 <paNdiS> sbs2 is brilliant now
08:00 <The_Baron> indeed
08:00 <paNdiS> the feed is a great way to kick off watchin sbs at night
08:00 <The_Baron> I like it
09:00 <The_Baron> seems to be the only current affair show that doesn't make me lose IQ points
09:00 <paNdiS> hahaha no doubt
09:00 <The_Baron> and I like how they been putting on action movies as well on sbs 2
10:00 <paNdiS> yes!
10:00 <Maurice> I can't decide if I'm hungry or not
10:00 <The_Baron> though one thing I miss, Des Mangan
10:00 <The_Baron> I want Cult Movie back
10:00 <paNdiS> have a slice of cheese
10:00 <paNdiS> Des Mangan
10:00 <paNdiS> ?
10:00 <The_Baron> he was the host of the cult movie nights 
10:00 <The_Baron> bit of a smarmy bastard who was actually pretty funny
11:00 <paNdiS> ohhh
11:00 <Maurice> I had grated cheese before but I had to share with the cat
11:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnRfDM78PEE
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Des Mangan - SBS Cult Movie Close (Stone) (Jun 3, 2011) 1:01 - Category: People & Blogs - 454 views views - 0 likes (0%), dislikes (0%) dislikes (0%)
11:00 <The_Baron> actually I just really like him coz he created one of my fave aussie comedies ever
12:00 <The_Baron> Hercules Returns
12:00 <paNdiS> hmm i like him
12:00 <The_Baron> he needs his own show on sbs2 I reckon
12:00 <paNdiS> the chick on the feed makes me a lil anxious
13:00 <paNdiS> id watch it
13:00 <paNdiS> cult movie night would be good
13:00 <paNdiS> and horror fridays
13:00 <paNdiS> like Arena did on foxtel years ago
13:00 <The_Baron> they were doing horror nights
13:00 <The_Baron> they did it for a few weeks
14:00 <paNdiS> how long ago?
14:00 <The_Baron> not too sure
14:00 <The_Baron> was this year
14:00 <The_Baron> but can't remember when exactly
14:00 <paNdiS> :( 
14:00 <paNdiS> as if I forgot
15:00 <The_Baron> they will do it again I reckon
15:00 <paNdiS> i enjoy the arvo line up of news shows
15:00 <paNdiS> id love it if they went through the great splatter genre films
15:00 <The_Baron> though I saw a movie on sbs years ago, it was called White Elephant on a Pink Bicycle
15:00 <paNdiS> and grindhouse horror
15:00 <The_Baron> I have not been able to find it ever since though
16:00 <paNdiS> and shit like The Man With X-Ray Eyes
16:00 <The_Baron> but it is probably top 3 best movie I ever saw
16:00 <paNdiS> yeah?
16:00 <The_Baron> yeah
16:00 <paNdiS> what was it about?
16:00 <The_Baron> it's about this small island village where the locals finally get a projector to screen movies (set in like the 20's silent movie era)
17:00 <The_Baron> but they only get one movie, Robin Hood with Errol flynn
17:00 <paNdiS> haha really?
17:00 <The_Baron> they keep watching it over and over and it follows the lives of the villagers
17:00 <paNdiS> wait a kid doesnt die in it?
17:00 <The_Baron> then their lives start to superimpose into the Robin Hood movie
17:00 <paNdiS> ohhh ok
17:00 <paNdiS> super sweet
18:00 <The_Baron> until there is no real line between what is real and what is this mish mash fantasy they all plunge themselves in
18:00 <paNdiS> there are two movies i love that center around films in a village
18:00 <The_Baron> was super well done
18:00 <paNdiS> my all time fav Cinema Paradiso and some chinese one
18:00 <paNdiS> i want to watch this Elephant film man
18:00 <The_Baron> it had everything, action, comedy, suspense, drama, and just a whole lot of weirdness
18:00 <paNdiS> weirdness is fantastic
18:00 <paNdiS> did you see The Science of Sleep?
18:00 <The_Baron> and at the end, over the years they finally get a new film
19:00 <paNdiS> what's the film?
19:00 <paNdiS> "scarface"
19:00 <The_Baron> and all it is is a mirror of themselves watching themselves on the screen
19:00 <paNdiS> lol
19:00 <paNdiS> WHOAH
19:00 <The_Baron> and that's how it ended
19:00 <paNdiS> that's some um, whats his name
19:00 <paNdiS> type shit
19:00 <The_Baron> it was really well done aye
19:00 <paNdiS> that made synedoche new york
19:00 <The_Baron> not done wanky at all which was a plus
19:00 <paNdiS> kauffman
19:00 <The_Baron> aah yeah, 
19:00 <The_Baron> maybe plotwise kinda
20:00 <paNdiS> yeah
20:00 <The_Baron> but kauffman was more abstract and weird
20:00 <paNdiS> i love that formula
20:00 <The_Baron> this was more kinda touching actually
20:00 <The_Baron> it really delved into just all the things ppl go through, love, loss, redemption etc
20:00 <paNdiS> give the characters something real and let the characters experience the strangeness aswell as us
20:00 <The_Baron> yeah pretty much
21:00 <The_Baron> and fuck me, I really need to find that movie now
21:00 <The_Baron> I think it was a colombian movie
21:00 <The_Baron> can't quite remember
22:00 <The_Baron> and I dunno why I can't google it either
22:00 <paNdiS> oer
22:00 <The_Baron> i know defo that is the title, but can't find it anywhere
22:00 <The_Baron> might have to e-mail sbs and ask them really
22:00 <paNdiS> have you seen The Secret In Their Eyes? argentinian film
22:00 <paNdiS> hmm
22:00 <The_Baron> nah haven't
23:00 <paNdiS> i think you'd like it
23:00 <paNdiS> i cant wait cannnoot wait to buy My Sweet Pepperland on bluray
23:00 <Maurice> Alcohol
23:00 <Maurice> Beer, liquor, wine, foods containing alcohol -- none of it is good for your cat.
23:00 <Maurice> Lol
23:00 <Maurice> Who the fuck gives their cats alcohol
24:00 <Maurice> What a waste of booze
24:00 <paNdiS> lol
24:00 <paNdiS> i gave one of my rats beer
24:00 <paNdiS> only a tiny widdle bit
24:00 <paNdiS> she got legless as was mean but cute
24:00 <The_Baron> getting rats stoned is pretty funny
24:00 <paNdiS> i miss that rat :(
24:00 <The_Baron> they fully get the munchies
25:00 <Maurice> One of our dogs when I lived at home would drink our drinks
25:00 <Maurice> Sneaky fucker
25:00 <paNdiS> haha
25:00 <paNdiS> elephants get drunk
25:00 <paNdiS> from eating rotten fruit
26:00 <The_Baron> they sure do
26:00 <The_Baron> animals like getting wasted
26:00 <paNdiS> yeah man
26:00 <paNdiS> leopards eating some flower or something 
26:00 <The_Baron> like gallahs and connifer pine
26:00 <paNdiS> giving a psychadelic reaction
26:00 <paNdiS> lol
26:00 <The_Baron> they eat the seed pods and get well munted
26:00 <paNdiS> hahaha
27:00 <Maurice> I was at a party once when I was about 17 and one of the girls gave her pup mull cookies and it spewed everywhere
27:00 <Maurice> I felt so bad for it
28:00 <paNdiS> :/
28:00 <paNdiS> i pissed on a small dog at a party once
28:00 <paNdiS> i was so high
28:00 <paNdiS> and drinking beer, and went out back for a piss and my mates dog just walked right up to me and into the stream
28:00 <Maurice> At this same party my best friend spewed on some chicks shoes
29:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
29:00 <paNdiS> im just looking into it's eyes and pissing on it
29:00 <paNdiS> and thinkin wtf is with this dog
29:00 <The_Baron> I shouldn't laugh though
29:00 <paNdiS> one of those hair little white things
29:00 <The_Baron> cannabis may be generally harmless to humans
29:00 <The_Baron> but to dogs and cats, it's neurotoxic
29:00 <Maurice> Yeah it was bad
29:00 <Maurice> Like, I couldn't move after eating the cookies, but I had the munchies so kept eating more
29:00 <Maurice> That poor pup
29:00 <The_Baron> though in saying that
30:00 <The_Baron> worst thing I ever seen concerning pets and drugs was when I was at this random chicks place (there were a bunch of other ppl) to sell her e's
30:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo
30:00 <The_Baron> she puts the 2 eccies I gave her on the arm of the sofa
30:00 <The_Baron> and next thing we see a cat jump up and yoink
30:00 <The_Baron> fucking ate em
30:00 <Maurice> Oh dear
30:00 <Maurice> Greedy cat
31:00 <The_Baron> these were fucken good pingers too
31:00 <The_Baron> we ran after the cat for about a good 20 minutes
31:00 <The_Baron> then all of a sudden
31:00 <The_Baron> REEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
31:00 <Maurice> From a personal point of view, I know how fucked up e's can make you, for something a smidgeon of my size, thats bad
31:00 <The_Baron> I shit u not, this cat ran up the cieling probably 6 times then fell dead
31:00 <Maurice> :(
31:00 <paNdiS> oh great another new aussie drama, Party Tricks
31:00 <Maurice> Poor kitty
31:00 <The_Baron> yeah it was pretty bad
32:00 <paNdiS> animal abuse is quite wrong
32:00 <Maurice> Although mine is gonna be thrown at the ceiling if she doesn't stop her shenannigans
32:00 <The_Baron> though seeing a cat full circle scale a room from floor to cieling like that was pretty far out
32:00 <paNdiS> but animals like pet rats, which every pet rat can be traced back to one scientist who bred them for research
32:00 <paNdiS> i dont feel bad about that
32:00 <paNdiS> id feed it fkn eccies
32:00 <The_Baron> this wasn't really animal abuse, it was just a pretty fucken silly accident that went wrong
33:00 <paNdiS> oh nah i meant like me giving a rat beer lol
33:00 <paNdiS> sorry
33:00 <Maurice> It was a cat being a goddamn nosy pig
33:00 <Maurice> 'Oh whats this, who cares, let me eat it
33:00 <The_Baron> though alas I will tell this story and I will probably get a bit of a fucking crap for it
33:00 <Maurice> '
33:00 <paNdiS> lol
33:00 <The_Baron> but one time, when my stepson was 5yo, my mate had left quarter of a eccy on the kitchen table
34:00 <Maurice> YOU BAD PARENT
34:00 <paNdiS> lololol
34:00 <Maurice> Jokes, continue
34:00 <The_Baron> lil one picked it up and ate it, unfortunately it was pressed with glucose so it tasted sweet
34:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo
34:00 <Maurice> No ill side effects?
34:00 <Maurice> All good
34:00 <The_Baron> we weren't actually sure if it was a eccy he picked up or a piece of bread or something
34:00 <The_Baron> but within 40 mins or so
34:00 <Maurice> One of the school mums today told me how her daughter ate a rollie cig
34:00 <Maurice> Spewed for 3 hours
34:00 <The_Baron> we knew the answer
35:00 <paNdiS> ahahahahaha
35:00 <The_Baron> his eyes dilated, he took off all his clothes, put Moscow on the stereo on repeat and ran around the kitchen table for ages singing out loud IT'S A BIG PARTY MMHMM
35:00 <Maurice> Now thats a waste of drugs
35:00 <Maurice> This is why kids suck
35:00 <The_Baron> It's A BIG PARTY MMMHHMMM
35:00 <Maurice> Lol
35:00 <Maurice> I shouldn't laugh, but I will
35:00 <The_Baron> oh we were laughing
35:00 <The_Baron> but it waS FUCKED
36:00 <The_Baron> like part of us is like yeah this is hillarious
36:00 <Maurice> The worst my kids have eaten is money
36:00 <The_Baron> other part is like "OH GOD WE ARE FUCKED "
36:00 <paNdiS> thats cool
36:00 <Maurice> That was a hospital visit I didn't need
36:00 <paNdiS> i thought i was a dog once on acid
36:00 <Maurice> I took acid and kept seeing dead bodies
36:00 <The_Baron> we decided since he wasn't having a bad reaction we didn't take him to the hospital
36:00 <Maurice> Except they werent bodies
36:00 <paNdiS> and one time on acid we had bought beanbag beans to fill my entire lounge room
36:00 <The_Baron> thought it woulda just needlessly freaked him out more
36:00 <paNdiS> was in a huge house then
36:00 <paNdiS> it was so fkn cool
36:00 <paNdiS> a sea of beanbag beans
36:00 <Maurice> One was rubbish against a fence, the other was a motorbike helmet and leather jacket hanging from a coat hanger
37:00 <The_Baron> aah acid
37:00 <Maurice> Good old days
37:00 <Maurice> Of double dipped supermen
37:00 <The_Baron> actually since I quit my job, will be my primary income again
37:00 <The_Baron> god bless you Albert Hoffman
37:00 <The_Baron> :P
37:00 <paNdiS> i would love to be able to buy coloured beanbag beans to fill my bedroom with
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember one trip I saw a tree that looked like someone I knew
37:00 <paNdiS> be super cool
37:00 <The_Baron> supermans were lame in the 90's
37:00 <Bastardly_One> so I went back to the pub
37:00 <Bastardly_One> got him
38:00 <The_Baron> even the double dips
38:00 <NrKy> haha abbie hoffman
38:00 <Bastardly_One> made him walk 3km to this tree
38:00 <Maurice> Me and my friend were tripping, went to pick up our friend and she spent 15 mins laughing at his tree
38:00 <The_Baron> batmans and supermans, they were for 12 yo girls I swear
38:00 <paNdiS> lol b1
38:00 <The_Baron> :P
38:00 <paNdiS> ur a cunt
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he full on looks at it and goes
38:00 <paNdiS> ahaha tripped out as
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it looks like me 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and walked off
38:00 <paNdiS> hahahaha
38:00 <Maurice> The_Baron, I wasnt much older ;)
38:00 <paNdiS> AHAHAHAHAHA
38:00 <Maurice> I was 16 :S
38:00 <The_Baron> I remember the supermans and batmans and smiley faces back then
38:00 <The_Baron> only coz they were pressed by the same crew
39:00 <The_Baron> and were only 65ug 
39:00 <Maurice> I had purple ohms or something
39:00 <Maurice> I can't remember
39:00 <Bastardly_One> red dragons and white lightnings and purple ohms down here back in the day
39:00 <The_Baron> now green and red hoffmans, purple ohms, double dragons, green microdots, blue barrels, window panes
39:00 <The_Baron> those were the SHIT
39:00 <Maurice> This is what my kid swallowed https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/60682_474543285843_4469889_n.jpg?oh=3156580e8357d4a5e4f96fe0c6d1390f&oe=54C5248E
39:00 <The_Baron> white lightnings, sooo 80's man
39:00 <The_Baron> :P
40:00 <paNdiS> cocaine's the only hard drug worth doin
40:00 <paNdiS> these days
40:00 <Bastardly_One> white lightnings are the only ones I've ever got visuals on
40:00 <The_Baron> are u kidding
40:00 <Bastardly_One> industrial strength double sided white lightnings
40:00 <The_Baron> u had the dragons and u thought the lightnings were visual?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I like ... and the red dragons
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I lie also
40:00 <Bastardly_One> not like
40:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
40:00 <The_Baron> thought as much
41:00 <The_Baron> well these days, I only eat swiss grade liquid from the deadheads or rainbow tribe in california
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was seeing all sorts of shit one night on a dragon
41:00 <The_Baron> so tabs for me = hahaha are you being cute?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but the white ligthnings I got were strangely amazing
41:00 <The_Baron> I aint had white lightnings
41:00 <The_Baron> but I know what was in them
41:00 <The_Baron> just proper swiss grade likky
42:00 <Bastardly_One> smooth too
42:00 <The_Baron> yeah man
42:00 <Bastardly_One> none of that taste
42:00 <The_Baron> swiss crystal is always smooth
42:00 <The_Baron> only thing smoother is orange sunshine
42:00 <Bastardly_One> if I could taste it 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I wasn't gonna see shit
42:00 <paNdiS> oh shrooms
42:00 <paNdiS> i forgot shrooms are my fav
42:00 <The_Baron> though best tab I ever had in my life
42:00 <paNdiS> dry shrooms and a movie
42:00 <paNdiS> best shit
42:00 <The_Baron> the tiles from amsterdam
42:00 <paNdiS> eat em like chips
42:00 <The_Baron> mate brought back a couple
43:00 <The_Baron> they were tabs made of clay
43:00 <The_Baron> like gigantic microdot 
43:00 <Maurice> You're all drug fucked
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how I said I was always the babysitter?
43:00 <The_Baron> 1400 mics apparantly, didn't believe my mate till 2 days later...
43:00 <The_Baron> :P
43:00 <Bastardly_One> well, one night I did acid and one of the chicks was a greek girl called mary
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I had long hair and was "Jesus"
43:00 <paNdiS> word greek girls
43:00 <paNdiS> i love greek girls
43:00 <paNdiS> so hot
43:00 <Bastardly_One> all night these fucking acid freaks
44:00 <Bastardly_One> following me like Jesus
44:00 <Bastardly_One> while I'm tripping on my own shit
44:00 <The_Baron> hahahaha
44:00 <Bastardly_One> calling me jesus, not moving til I said so
44:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
44:00 <Bastardly_One> couldn't even get 50 metres to the 7/11
44:00 <Bastardly_One> without me guiding them to the traffic lights
44:00 <Bastardly_One> was pretty funny but sooooooooooo annoying
45:00 <The_Baron> aah I tend to find women don't handle their psychaedelics as well
45:00 <paNdiS> "I learnt the facts of life from watching The Facts Of Life!"
45:00 <paNdiS> aahaha
45:00 <The_Baron> every party I go to lately, it's always a couple chicks crying int he corner
45:00 <paNdiS> soz random
46:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't go that far ... everyone else had the same trip but me 
46:00 <paNdiS> anyone want to go back in time and see The Cable Guy at the cinema?
46:00 <shads> i do
46:00 <paNdiS> werd shadz
46:00 <paNdiS> xD
47:00 <shads> nobody goes to the movies anymore
47:00 <shads> all dead
47:00 <paNdiS> i bbs ima have a big glass of wine to get me in the mood for sleep lol
47:00 <paNdiS> i do
47:00 <shads> i do too
47:00 <paNdiS> been 8 times this yr
47:00 <shads> when im not on ice or making shitty tracks on my shit cubase 
47:00 <shads> what did you see?
47:00 <paNdiS> o fk
47:00 <paNdiS> um
47:00 <paNdiS> The Trip italy
47:00 <shads> i saw 22 jmp st thats all lol 
48:00 <paNdiS> the monuments men, lucy
48:00 <paNdiS> fk i kinda forget
48:00 <paNdiS> the grand budapest hotel..
48:00 <paNdiS> i keep my movie tickets
48:00 <paNdiS> i think they go back to 2000
49:00 <shads> grand budapest hotel good movie
49:00 <paNdiS> oh
49:00 <paNdiS> calvary, The Rover
49:00 <paNdiS> <3 the rover
50:00 <paNdiS> only lovers left alive is still my fav movie ive seen all year
50:00 <Maurice> My lappy is making noise at me and I don't know why :S
50:00 <paNdiS> oh my tickets only go back to 2004
51:00 <paNdiS> hahaoldest one is welcome to the jungle haha
51:00 <paNdiS> wtf i saw White Chicks at the cinema hahaha what a waste
52:00 <paNdiS> i hate girlfriends they drag you out to do dumb shit hey ShadowLurker
52:00 <paNdiS> shads
53:00 <shads> lol ShadowLurker LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
53:00 <shads> i dont think he ever leaves the house mate
53:00 <shads> at least not for a movie
53:00 <ShadowLurker> shads is permbanned yaknow
53:00 <ShadowLurker> Maurice
55:00 <British^Meat> shadz iz trubz
56:00 <shads> ohh no someone is perma banned
56:00 <shads> LOL
56:00 <shads> quick 
56:00 <ShadowLurker> not anyone
56:00 <ShadowLurker> just you
56:00 <ShadowLurker> gtfo
57:00 <paNdiS> i dont ever leave the house
57:00 <paNdiS> ?
57:00 <shads> not you
57:00 <shads> ShadowLurker
58:00 <paNdiS> how good would it be to have a castle
58:00 <paNdiS> i would srsly never leave the castle grounds ever
58:00 <shads> why?
58:00 <shads> like yeh I would like a castle but id still leave it
59:00 <paNdiS> to go stay on your own private island
59:00 <paNdiS> with 10,000 dollar hookers
59:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOOL
59:00 <paNdiS> ENJOY YOUR HOOKERS
59:00 <Maurice> Sorry yes
59:00 <Maurice> I
59:00 <Maurice> , here
59:00 <Maurice> Er
59:00 <Maurice> I'm*
59:00 <paNdiS> about time
00:00 <paNdiS> i was ranting again
00:00 <Maurice> Thats why I wasn't here
00:00 <paNdiS> lol
02:00 <paNdiS> The new Xbox One controller comes packaged with a USB cable, so you can used it as a wired controller for your PC straight out of the box.
02:00 <paNdiS> used it
03:00 <paNdiS> hahaha
05:00 <Maurice> I don't know what that means
05:00 <Maurice> When it first came out and we got one, the controllers took batteries
05:00 <Maurice> Yet another reason why xbox is shit
05:00 <paNdiS> well people use the 360 controllers to play pc games, on the pc
05:00 <paNdiS> and now you can do it with the xbox one controller is all Maurice
05:00 <paNdiS> its no big deal lol
05:00 <Maurice> But to be fair, in my mind, everything but snes is shit to me
06:00 <paNdiS> snes rocks
06:00 <paNdiS> i gotta get another one one day
06:00 <Maurice> I have the console but not my cords or games
06:00 <paNdiS> but i still want more NES games
06:00 <Maurice> My 'friend' fucked me over with that
06:00 <paNdiS> dang hey!
06:00 <paNdiS> no shit
06:00 <Maurice> All 3 donkey kongs, super mario, bubsy
06:00 <Maurice> Nigel Mansell
06:00 <paNdiS> my x fkd me over too, took the snes and mario allstars
06:00 <paNdiS> oh nice
07:00 <The_Baron> I could sure go some Duck Hunt right now
07:00 <paNdiS> same
07:00 <paNdiS> doesnt work on new tvs
07:00 <paNdiS> :( only crt
07:00 <Maurice> Other than commodore 64, duck hunt was the first game I played on a console
07:00 <The_Baron> that's oright
07:00 <The_Baron> I still keep a crt telly
07:00 <The_Baron> :P
07:00 <paNdiS> same haha spare room
07:00 <paNdiS> ^5
07:00 <The_Baron> also old games look weird on HD tellies
08:00 <paNdiS> yea mario n duckhunt were my first console game experiences
08:00 <The_Baron> same
08:00 <paNdiS> battletoads forever
08:00 <Bastardly_One> mine was pitfall
08:00 <The_Baron> atari
08:00 <The_Baron> !
08:00 <paNdiS> i still beatbox that to myself
08:00 <Bastardly_One> on actual console
08:00 <paNdiS> goin for a walk, do the battletoads theme
08:00 <paNdiS> lol
08:00 <paNdiS> unt unt unt ch ch ch unt unt unt
08:00 <paNdiS> haha
08:00 <The_Baron> oh I still have a Mattelevision
08:00 <The_Baron> the lamest gaming console ever
09:00 <paNdiS> lmao
09:00 <The_Baron> feel da powah of 2bit!!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh there was one worse
09:00 <paNdiS> got mastersystem 2 at mums
09:00 <paNdiS> lol
09:00 <The_Baron> Acorn?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the haminex
09:00 <paNdiS> alex da kid built in
09:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
09:00 <paNdiS> that's prob the all time best console game like EVER
09:00 <paNdiS> idc how many ppl say super mario 3 is the best
09:00 <The_Baron> oh I found like a ps3 disc that has 44 megadrive classics
10:00 <paNdiS> nice
10:00 <The_Baron> guess who's been getting baked and playing Golden Axe 3 and Shinobi 3?
10:00 <paNdiS> jurassic park on megadrive ruled
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... lol
10:00 <paNdiS> NO WAY
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't be bothered with that disc
10:00 <paNdiS> The_Baron can go to hell hell HELL
10:00 <The_Baron> I been lovin it
10:00 <paNdiS> shinobi on ds was kick ass
10:00 <The_Baron> though there is a game on it that is like the best Megadrive game I never played
11:00 <paNdiS> have you played Bruce Lee return of the legend?
11:00 <The_Baron> Comix Zone
11:00 <The_Baron> and yes I have
11:00 <paNdiS> not familiar with it
11:00 <paNdiS> cool!
11:00 <Maurice> I had a crt until my son pulled his drawer open for his uniform and it toppled
11:00 <Maurice> I ditched it
11:00 <The_Baron> I wasn't either
11:00 <The_Baron> but Comix Zone is fuckin ace
12:00 <paNdiS> lol Maurice
12:00 <The_Baron> it's like a fighting platformer style where u jump from one comic panel to the next
12:00 <The_Baron> each level is a page of a comic book
12:00 <NrKy> holy shit, i remember that game!
12:00 <paNdiS> thats an ace concept
12:00 <NrKy> ooooooldschool game
12:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/t1.0-9/526386_10151605536220844_996575497_n.jpg?oh=f8f4572a6599efed3595dc5f194ad1d9&oe=5482B9FE&__gda__=1418280788_7d03029e8f627f6dc1b543e2c23ac727
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't but sounds like fun
12:00 <Maurice> That
12:00 <paNdiS> do you like puzzle games
12:00 <The_Baron> yeah 
12:00 <paNdiS> like Catherine, The_Baron?
12:00 <The_Baron> even though they make me rage quit like all fuck
12:00 <The_Baron> :P
13:00 <paNdiS> hahaha same
13:00 <paNdiS> catherine makes me rage quit
13:00 <paNdiS> anime, horror, fantasy, puzzle you cant go wrong
13:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS-F0UFezFA
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Comix Zone Walkthrough/Gameplay Sega Genesis (Aug 1, 2012) - Category: Gaming - 26,526 views - 164 likes (96.5%), 6 dislikes (3.5%)
13:00 <The_Baron> fuck prolly gonna play this soon now
13:00 <Maurice> I used to play impossible mission on commodore 64
14:00 <Maurice> Those fucking robot things used to zap me
14:00 <Maurice> Hated them
14:00 <Bastardly_One> stay awhile
14:00 <The_Baron> my fave game on c64 was easily silkworm
14:00 <Maurice> YES
14:00 <The_Baron> and the Monkey game
14:00 <Bastardly_One> stay FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREVER!
14:00 <paNdiS> oh fuck
14:00 <Maurice> I had one where I would be in a stream and get on land and have to walk into a bush 60 thousand times to gain power
14:00 <paNdiS> i gotta dl the new monkey movie!!!
15:00 <paNdiS> wit chow yun fat
15:00 <paNdiS> pretty sure donny yen is in it
15:00 <paNdiS> The Monkey Kingdom or something
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I liked adventure games
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and the dracula one was fucked up
15:00 <paNdiS> Anticipation on NES used to piss me off
15:00 <The_Baron> chow yun fat in a Monkey movie?!?!
15:00 <The_Baron> wtf
15:00 <Bastardly_One> like the images were really graphic
15:00 <paNdiS> like Castlevania
15:00 <paNdiS> yeah
16:00 <paNdiS> yea The_Baron
16:00 <The_Baron> b1, did u like Bloodnet then?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> asylum was the hardest game I ever played
16:00 <Maurice> The last console game I played was wii fit on the wii, obv
16:00 <Maurice> I slipped off the board coz I had knee high socks on and hurt my groin
17:00 <paNdiS> hahaha (HEY BACK OFF THAT'S MY RAT!)OO
17:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
17:00 <Bastardly_One> graphic adventure trying to escape from an asylum ... hardly orginal but fucking hard
17:00 <Maurice> Hurt like a mofo
17:00 <paNdiS> this game is so cool
17:00 <The_Baron> I know aye
17:00 <The_Baron> it's pretty fucken hard though
17:00 <The_Baron> can only get past the first level
17:00 <paNdiS> all i can say for scary
17:00 <The_Baron> mainly coz there are no lives
17:00 <paNdiS> is Alien Isolation
17:00 <paNdiS> xD
17:00 <The_Baron> u die, game restarts
17:00 <Maurice> I got new batteries today, hello vibe
17:00 <paNdiS> im looking forward to that in the dark
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
17:00 <paNdiS> freakin out
18:00 <The_Baron> I do miss graphic adventures of the 90's
18:00 <Bastardly_One> if you've got new batteries I'm surprised you're still here
18:00 <paNdiS> what's a graphic adventure?
18:00 <The_Baron> Sam N Max Hit The Road, Day Of The Tentacle, Full Throttle
18:00 <The_Baron> etc
18:00 <paNdiS> full throttle ruled
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the 80s graphic adventures were pioneering
18:00 <The_Baron> I loved the music in taht
18:00 <The_Baron> the GONE JACKALS
18:00 <Bastardly_One> like the Magnetic Scrolls ones on the C64
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and Level 9 
19:00 <The_Baron> and early Kings Quest
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and Police Quest
19:00 <The_Baron> I was getting to that
19:00 <The_Baron> :P
19:00 <paNdiS> just dont go back and play ALtered Beast
19:00 <paNdiS> i rage quit that 
19:00 <The_Baron> Altered Beast is SHIT
19:00 <paNdiS> because i its so fkn slow
19:00 <The_Baron> I got that on that 44 megadrive game disc
19:00 <paNdiS> n i loved it as a kid for some reason
19:00 <paNdiS> haha
19:00 <The_Baron> even for it's time, it was lame
19:00 <paNdiS> golden axe fo sho tho
19:00 <The_Baron> also, his arms are like three times thicker than his legs
20:00 <The_Baron> it's fucken stupid
20:00 <The_Baron> :P
20:00 <paNdiS> lol
20:00 <paNdiS> look
20:00 <Bastardly_One> remember infocom adventures?
20:00 <The_Baron> Golden Axe love em
20:00 <Maurice> I have been watching this ep of this show for around 3 yrs now
20:00 <Bastardly_One> they had one out called leather goddesses of phobos
20:00 <paNdiS> the stupidest thing is that the plot is A guy walks forward for an hour
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and it had a scratch n sniff card with it 
20:00 <paNdiS> turns into a wolfman..
20:00 <The_Baron> aah those old text adventure things?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and one smell was spewed up piza
21:00 <Bastardly_One> *pizza
21:00 <The_Baron> hahahaha
21:00 <Bastardly_One> walk into the toilet and scratch and sniff spewed up pizza
21:00 <paNdiS> oh man
21:00 <paNdiS> now im rememberin other cool shit from when i was a kid
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah was kinky too that game
21:00 <paNdiS> like bein 9 n makin out with a girl in her room 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no flashback
21:00 <paNdiS> after playin hide n seek in the dark
21:00 <Bastardly_One> sam fox strip poker
22:00 <paNdiS> and using the kissing scene from honey i shrunk the kids as a pick up line
22:00 <paNdiS> lols
22:00 <paNdiS> her idea of hide and seek in the dark was to lay on her bed, word
23:00 <The_Baron> oh what was that first sex game for the apple mac called again?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea
23:00 <Bastardly_One> never liked macs even back then
23:00 <The_Baron> me either
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I would of still been on my amiga until 286s came around
23:00 <paNdiS> they is great for graphic design
23:00 <Maurice> Coz they are shit
24:00 <The_Baron> but I remember someone had put it on all the old black n white macs at school in yr 7
24:00 <The_Baron> thought it was hillarious
24:00 <Maurice> The ipod fixy people fucked up my kids ipod 2 weeks ago, they've had it for 3 days so far and still can't fix it
24:00 <Maurice> All my candy crush levels are gone :(
24:00 <Bastardly_One> there's this silly phone game actually that is an old guy going around rooting all the nurses in a hospital
24:00 <Maurice> I was into the 300s for levels
25:00 <Bastardly_One> be damned if I remember what it is called but it was amusing for 10 seconds
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh cunted Maurice
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I'm level ... 80?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I play when so bored I think I might die
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that's it
25:00 <Maurice> You suck nuts
25:00 <Maurice> On my fb one
25:00 <paNdiS> have a good mornin u guys
25:00 <paNdiS> nite
25:00 <Maurice> I'm about 650 and the owl levels are done
25:00 <Maurice> No new levels :/
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that is the FB one ... fuck all on the phone one
26:00 <Maurice> It would be the same if I connected them
26:00 <Maurice> Which I wont do
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah no thanks
26:00 <Maurice> The ipods, Cams phone and his tablet I'm well into the 300s on all of them
26:00 <Maurice> I'm a CC ninja
27:00 <The_Baron> ppl still play candy crush?
27:00 <Maurice> Sadly, I also play it on my eldest sons and Cams fb
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and you say it like you're proud
27:00 <Maurice> No
27:00 <Maurice> I'm telling lies
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... addict
27:00 <The_Baron> just odd
27:00 <Maurice> I am both proud and ashamed
27:00 <The_Baron> aint had an invite for candy crush in so long
27:00 <Maurice> That was also my fb status
27:00 <The_Baron> thought it just died
27:00 <The_Baron> :P
27:00 <Maurice> I don't invite anyone to any fb games
28:00 <Maurice> Or request anything
28:00 <The_Baron> well ur not on my fb list are u
28:00 <Bastardly_One> same ... I used to 
28:00 <The_Baron> but there are a few on mine who do
28:00 <Maurice> Coz I know most people don't play games
28:00 <The_Baron> generally they are the single mums
28:00 <The_Baron> :P
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I was so into Mafia Wars
28:00 <Maurice> I'm technically a single mum
28:00 <Maurice> I play criminal case
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why my list is so big
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I play that off an on
28:00 <Maurice> I only ever request from one guy, coz he sends me requests
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I'm like ... shit ... solved about 6 of them
29:00 <The_Baron> why can't someone request something I like on fb?
29:00 <Maurice> Criminal case is finding objects then fingering the killer
29:00 <Maurice> Which sounds hotter than it really is
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the avengers game is ok
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol it's one of the better ones though
29:00 <The_Baron> never do I get anyone for instance, requesting that I take a big bag of weed from them and get blowjobs on demand from their hot sister
29:00 <The_Baron> fuck facebook
29:00 <Maurice> Same The_Baron
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I just hate find it games because I suck at them
29:00 <The_Baron> might have to write to Mark Zuckerberg about that
29:00 <Maurice> Real life sucks
30:00 <Bastardly_One> actually pot farm is ok
30:00 <Bastardly_One> do you play that?
30:00 <The_Baron> I did once
30:00 <The_Baron> was a bit eh
30:00 <Bastardly_One> for 10 seconds
30:00 <Maurice> Never have
30:00 <The_Baron> I had this really good weed growing game a while ago
30:00 <The_Baron> forgot the name of it now
30:00 <Maurice> I do farm heroes, diamond digger
30:00 <The_Baron> u could actually grow weed, and cross polinate and make ur own strains
30:00 <Maurice> But still don't ask anyone for anything
30:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a realistic one for the phone The_Baron
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I have that
30:00 <The_Baron> it was pretty cool, coz they did some good research on actual cannabis strains
31:00 <Maurice> Mmm pot
31:00 <Bastardly_One> weed farmer
31:00 <Bastardly_One> get that from google play
31:00 <The_Baron> that be it
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah my crop is long dead
31:00 <The_Baron> the only game that was like watching grass grow
31:00 <The_Baron> :P
31:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' oath it is 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> very realistic though in the processes
31:00 <The_Baron> it was
32:00 <The_Baron> so much so, I would say it would be good for someone to play to learn how to grow for real
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that's how it's meant to be treated
32:00 <Maurice> This is one of the most mature convos ever
32:00 <Maurice> FB games
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... this is a phone game 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but same concept
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Vampire Wars was fun for ages
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and Mafia Wars
33:00 <The_Baron> Maurice, I dunno if u were being sarcastic
33:00 <The_Baron> but sadly I agree
33:00 <Maurice> I wasn't
33:00 <Maurice> I was being for realz
34:00 <The_Baron> well I guess it hasn't led to ppl wanting to rape each others mothers
34:00 <Maurice> Normally I'm sarcastic, it's pretty much me, but not this time
34:00 <The_Baron> so yeah, has been pretty mature
34:00 <The_Baron> :P
34:00 <Maurice> Yeah see, if anyone encountered my mother, they'd run for the hills
34:00 <Maurice> She'd make them piss
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> mine would tell them all about her problems first
35:00 <The_Baron> Maurice, that sounds like I challenge
35:00 <Maurice> Went to lunch with her today, having a conversation and she pipes up with 'and at the vinegar stroke they shove it in the arse'
35:00 <The_Baron> I reckon i could last 8 seconds on the ol sow
35:00 <Maurice> Uh, ok mum?
35:00 <The_Baron> :P
35:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <Maurice> I choked on my beer
36:00 <The_Baron> haha
36:00 <Bastardly_One> by the way ... devin townsend is a complete genius 
36:00 <Maurice> Shes only 16 yrs older than my sister, so I suppose it makes sense
36:00 <Bastardly_One> for such a headcase ... even off the drugs
36:00 <The_Baron> by the by NO SHIT
36:00 <Maurice> In an alt universe
36:00 <Bastardly_One> how can someone so fucked 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> be so good?
37:00 <Bert187> evening mutherfuckers
37:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway 
37:00 <Maurice> I just am
37:00 <Maurice> I still dont know if I want to eat or not
37:00 <The_Baron> http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/scottish-independence-man-finds-piece-4270767
37:00 <Maurice> Being an adult isn't easy
37:00 <The_Baron> and this article is about as mature as I get with my posts tonight
38:00 <Bert187> piece or peace
38:00 <The_Baron> it aint the complete title of the article
38:00 <The_Baron> Scottish independence: Man finds piece of KFC chicken that could be shape of new UK
38:00 <The_Baron> http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/scottish-independence-man-finds-piece-4270767#ixzz3DakkC5SO 
38:00 <The_Baron> Follow us: @DailyMirror on Twitter | DailyMirror on Facebook
39:00 <The_Baron> it IS shaped like UK without scotland
39:00 <Bert187> i might go on a twitter rant
39:00 <Maurice> Shit, too many cokes, I have hiccups
39:00 <Bert187> get banned from twitter
39:00 <The_Baron> and so appropriate the UK would be represented by something heavily battered and deep fried
40:00 <The_Baron> I know a good cure for hiccups
40:00 <The_Baron> tablespoon of vinegar
40:00 <Maurice> My nanna told me in great detail today, how she worked in a fish and chip shop in Bradford
40:00 <The_Baron> (doesn't work for some ppl, but for most yes!)
40:00 <Maurice> And how it burnt down the day before she moved to Aus
41:00 <Maurice> But her story took 10 mins to tell
41:00 <Maurice> She went back in time to explain all the players
41:00 <The_Baron> it's what happens with aging
41:00 <Maurice> Shes 83
41:00 <The_Baron> nostalgia and delving in the past become all consuming
41:00 <Maurice> She's doing good
41:00 <Bastardly_One> why do you think I take a year to say something? :P
41:00 <Maurice> She gets hit on by the 60 yr old guy across the road
41:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
42:00 <The_Baron> spry one
42:00 <Bert187> yerrrrrrrrrrrrrr
42:00 <The_Baron> after I hop off ur mum, might have to give nan a wrastling
42:00 <The_Baron> :P
42:00 <Maurice> Yet again, mum would own you
42:00 <Maurice> Nanna would be worse
42:00 <Bert187> grade six ya mum
43:00 <The_Baron> like I said, I'm sure I would at least hold on for 8 seconds
43:00 <The_Baron> unless I dig my spurs in just right
43:00 <Maurice> I kinda doubt it
43:00 <Maurice> Mum is mean
43:00 <Bert187> are u drunk?>
43:00 <The_Baron> nope
43:00 <Bert187> tell me the alphabet if ur not
44:00 <Bert187> :)
44:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/983787_358556337632172_5155295564383311909_n.jpg?oh=18be395f81987b73cf857e4032da6715&oe=5498A64A&__gda__=1422278310_0293cd22942c45546241deefa385af02
44:00 <The_Baron> would a drunk man find this funny?
44:00 <Maurice> Nobody can do the alphabet except year 2s
44:00 <The_Baron> hehehe number 2's
44:00 <Bert187> number 1
45:00 <Bert187> taking the pissss
45:00 <Bert187> anyway leave u two love birds to it
45:00 <Bert187> going back to bed nuthin worthy in the news
45:00 <Maurice> I said to my eldest today 'why is your bag so heavy? Whats in it' and he goes '3 harry potter books' and I said 'Did you just learn to read?' and he replied 'Yep, in the last 6 months'
45:00 <Maurice> The shitface has inherited my sarcasm
46:00 <Bert187> hehe
46:00 <Bert187> passed down generations i guess
46:00 <Bert187> NIGHT
46:00 <Maurice> Hes got 3 frigging fatarse books in his bag
46:00 <Maurice> And tries telling me 'I have my lunchbox in there'
46:00 <Maurice> Yeah no
47:00 <The_Baron> yeah my stepson does that
47:00 <The_Baron> always got a fucktonne of books after library day
48:00 <Maurice> He owns these, he's on his 2nd go round coz he's done his lord of the rings
48:00 <The_Baron> cool
49:00 <Maurice> Nah, more nerd like
49:00 <The_Baron> better than being the alternative
49:00 <The_Baron> actually one thing that has been hard for my kid up here
49:00 <Maurice> Which is what
49:00 <The_Baron> like in the blue mountains, coz it's a cold and bohemian kinda place, kids there were more nerdy and into games and shit
50:00 <The_Baron> here, lot of the kids are all lil footy nuts
50:00 <Maurice> My smart kid did sports carnival today, he can barely walk
50:00 <Maurice> He's just not a sporty kid
50:00 <Maurice> My mumsy is from the mountains
50:00 <The_Baron> so yeah, rather kid be a nerd than some jock type
51:00 <NrKy> in australia, being a bogan tradie will earn you more than being an IT geek
51:00 <Maurice> Im ok with either, he didn't have to do the carnival today but he wanted to prove to himself he could
51:00 <The_Baron> though his nerdiness I realise is a bit over the top for his age at times
51:00 <Maurice> He came last but he gave it his best
51:00 <The_Baron> like when we went to Supanova
51:00 <NrKy> heheh supanova
51:00 <The_Baron> there was a guy dressed as Rimmer from Red Dward
51:00 <The_Baron> Dwarf*
51:00 <The_Baron> and guess who was the only person to spot out and shout out LOOK IT'S RIMMER
51:00 <Maurice> But hey, with his brains he will earn a fortune
51:00 <Maurice> So good for him
52:00 <NrKy> Maurice: chances are looking that he'd actually earn more money as a tradie, averaged out over his whole career, than if he took an office job
52:00 <Maurice> NrKy, no
52:00 <The_Baron> the dude was stunned, wasn't expecting a 10 yo to be a Red Dwarf fan I guess
52:00 <Maurice> He is year 6 and does year 9 school work
52:00 <Maurice> He will be more than a tradie
52:00 <NrKy> that doesn't mean shit
52:00 <The_Baron> nerds don't get office jobs
52:00 <The_Baron> :P
53:00 <The_Baron> they own offices
53:00 <Maurice> He wants to be an engineer
53:00 <Maurice> My other 2 kids, well, maccas probably
53:00 <The_Baron> I'd hate my kid to be a tradie
53:00 <NrKy> the whole point of school isn't to show how advanced over the other students you can be, because that gets you ostracised and school is a bloody nightmare for those kids
53:00 <The_Baron> mainly coz I hate tradie culture
53:00 <The_Baron> NrKy, yeah it is when ur a kid
54:00 <The_Baron> but fuck, glad I was that kid these days
54:00 <Maurice> NrKy, my son is actually popular, he doesn't flaunt his brains, he's sarcastic like me, he has a good personality and is a good sport
54:00 <Maurice> He's an all rounder.. except with actual sport
54:00 <The_Baron> I avoided a lifetime of mediocrity if I just pandered to my peers
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a cunt of a time at school
54:00 <The_Baron> I mean I didn't pander to my peers and avoided a lifetime of mediocrity
54:00 <Bastardly_One> both primary and secondary
54:00 <Maurice> My husband is a rigger that fifos
55:00 <Maurice> What a dumbarse
55:00 <Maurice> Only earns 3k a week
55:00 <NrKy> being the computer geek in school gets you beaten up because they see you as a weak target.... "get beaten up once a week and nobody bats an eyelid, stab them with a pencil in self defence once, get kicked out of the school"
55:00 <Maurice> NrKy, no, it doesn't
55:00 <Maurice> My son does comp classes at PEAC, which is for gifted kids
55:00 <The_Baron> though why are we assuming here that income is any measure of success?
55:00 <The_Baron> because frankly that is crap
55:00 <Maurice> Give me your money
55:00 <Maurice> Or die
56:00 <The_Baron> shit, if u kid only makes an average income, and gets to generally enjoy his life and do what he wants. That to me is success too
56:00 <The_Baron> ur*
56:00 <NrKy> because getting awesome grades at school and getting in to IT doesn't even pay enough to buy a house these days... where as tradies can fuck around in highschool, work for coles after dropping out in year 10, get a trade and earn 80k a year
56:00 <Maurice> 2 yrs ago he wanted to work for the council and clean up grafitti
56:00 <Maurice> Hows that for morals
56:00 <The_Baron> NrKy, I'm gonna actually defend tradies on this one
57:00 <The_Baron> trade apprenticeships are a cunt
57:00 <The_Baron> spend all those years getting paid fuckall
57:00 <NrKy> but they only last a couple of years
57:00 <NrKy> and they dont cost you anything
57:00 <Maurice> Someone is bitter
57:00 <NrKy> where as a degree costs tens of thousands of dollars
57:00 <The_Baron> and that is bullshit btw
57:00 <Maurice> If you want to work and earn money, you fucking work and earn mone
57:00 <Maurice> y
57:00 <The_Baron> my sister has a degree in architecture and can and has outearned tradies
58:00 <NrKy> there's 'money', ie. 40k a year, then there's REAL money
58:00 <The_Baron> so it depends on ur degree
58:00 <Maurice> Thats the other thing my boy wants to do, architect
58:00 <Maurice> His teacher told him he wont make much unless he's super popular
58:00 <The_Baron> if u got say a degree in behavioural science or some other humanities crap
58:00 <The_Baron> u prolly will make fuckall 
58:00 <NrKy> comp sci
58:00 <The_Baron> but seriously
59:00 <NrKy> why hire an aussie local when we can hire minimum wage slaves who will do entry level jobs with ten years experience?
59:00 <The_Baron> the aquisition of money is fucken mneh
59:00 <Maurice> To be honest, my son can do what he wants and I will be proud, he's a little smartarse and will go far
59:00 <Bastardly_One> *acquisition
59:00 <The_Baron> I just quit a job recently where i could make 2 grand in less than 10 hours
59:00 <Maurice> I will support him
59:00 <The_Baron> and has actually
59:00 <The_Baron> but point is
59:00 <The_Baron> there is far more to life
59:00 <The_Baron> thanks b1 btw
59:00 <NrKy> The_Baron: you have too much faith in this country's government... i don't trust the cunts running this country to take care of my kids when they grow up, so i need to make sure i can
00:00 <Maurice> Who is NrKy anyway, is he taking over for pandas
00:00 <Slpeleing_Nazi> yw
00:00 <The_Baron> I aint on the dole, just saying I don't worry about that shit. Money is not actually that hard to make 
00:00 <The_Baron> if u got a good hustle, u'll always have it when u need it
00:00 <Maurice> I don't get centrestink either
00:00 <NrKy> 40k/year is easy to make
00:00 <Maurice> They nixed me a long time ago
00:00 <The_Baron> it sure is
01:00 <The_Baron> thing is, my happiest times in life defo have been at my poorest
01:00 <NrKy> i can make 40k/year with my eyes closed.... but i have kids to support, and a future to give them
01:00 <The_Baron> as pithy as that sounds, it's true
01:00 <Maurice> My happiest times were my sleep times
01:00 <The_Baron> u certainly appreciate shit more when u got fuckall
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what is wrong with the world?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> people
01:00 <Maurice> Yeah, my husband earnt $240k last financial year
01:00 <Maurice> Where are my new shoes
02:00 <Bastardly_One> if poeple didn't exist I'd be happy
02:00 <Maurice> You wouldn't exist
02:00 <NrKy> we need a new plague
02:00 <Bastardly_One> [03:01] <@Maurice> Where are my new shoes <------ on order?
02:00 <The_Baron> now, it's like, yeah money, now what, oh save for a house deposit? now what, oh buy some weed? now what? shopping, oh did that? rent? done, ummm well...erm
02:00 <NrKy> no wars or anything, just a good plague
02:00 <Maurice> They're not :/
02:00 <Maurice> I only have a vibrator on order
02:00 <Maurice> I have a house, I don't buy weed, I don't rent
02:00 <Maurice> Whats left
03:00 <Maurice> Sex toys!
03:00 <The_Baron> yep
03:00 <The_Baron> the day we all just get all our cash and throw it in big piles outside of all the world banks
03:00 <The_Baron> will be the day I will be 100% happy
03:00 <Maurice> I'm not burning my dosh
03:00 <Maurice> You can fuck off
03:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off hippy
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I want more and more 
03:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, you tell him
04:00 <The_Baron> nah cash society is boring
04:00 <The_Baron> come on, done this for like 5000 years
04:00 <The_Baron> booooring
04:00 <Bastardly_One> give a fuck you drugged fucked hippy
04:00 <NrKy> haha, fucken hippies
04:00 <Bastardly_One> take it all from you, not even enough for a pack of cigs
04:00 <Bastardly_One> then you'll miss it 
04:00 <The_Baron> well it's worth shit coz there is a large consensus on it being worth anything
04:00 <The_Baron> it isn't actually backed by anything
04:00 <The_Baron> why not burn it?
05:00 <NrKy> off ya go then
05:00 <The_Baron> hell there aint even gold standard
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I technically burn mine
05:00 <NrKy> money is used to fairly distribute the finite resources
05:00 <Bastardly_One> where's my lighter as this cone needs smoking
05:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6q4n5TQnpA
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, it's in my pocket
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: K foundation burn a million quid (Sep 6, 2007) 10:29 - Category: Howto & Style - 63,928 views - 243 likes (91%), 24 dislikes (9%)
06:00 <The_Baron> NrKy, not all resources are finite. Also generally that world view is a bunch of neo-malthusian rubbish
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to get the whole reason they did that 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and the K Foundation being their own charity
06:00 <The_Baron> there are many sustainable resources
06:00 <The_Baron> and I aint even suggesting changing all that much
07:00 <The_Baron> u can make plastics out of hemp cellulose, out of corn stalks, out of chicken feathers for instance
07:00 <Maurice> Why the fuck does my kitten wake up and annoy me everytime I move
07:00 <Maurice> That shits me
07:00 <The_Baron> there is enough technological know how in this world to have free energy and resources for all
07:00 <The_Baron> but eh
07:00 <NrKy> yeah but fuck 80% of the world, they contribute nothing to this 'technological know how'
07:00 <The_Baron> apparantly we would have no purpose without our indentured wage slavery
07:00 <The_Baron> :P
08:00 <Bastardly_One> let's all do this quiz
08:00 <Bastardly_One> kgo!
08:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.playbuzz.com/jaydpx10/what-kind-of-psycho-are-you
08:00 <NrKy> we gotta feed the billion indians somehow
08:00 <The_Baron> NrKy, so what?
08:00 <The_Baron> one in 10,000 ppl on this planet have the potential to make a technological breakthrough that can benefit all of mankind
08:00 <The_Baron> and now we got these 1 in 10,000 making sure you don't get dandruff
08:00 <The_Baron> :P
09:00 <The_Baron> if u actually calculate the amount of wasted resources on petty conflicts and battles
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Inelligent Meta Psychotic
09:00 <The_Baron> every need on this planet could be met
09:00 <The_Baron> though I will be pragmatic, this won't happen
09:00 <Bastardly_One> *Intelligent 
09:00 <NrKy> so 1 in 10000 people, why do we still have militant muslims?
09:00 <The_Baron> because humanity as a whole is fucking DUMB
10:00 <NrKy> ^ this
10:00 <Maurice> Me
10:00 <Maurice> You're a ton of wild and crazy fun, problem is, you don't understand boundaries
10:00 <Bastardly_One> what's the top bit?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> above the pic will be what you are
11:00 <Maurice> Manipulative psycho
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> we go well together
11:00 <The_Baron> okay now I have to do this
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Intelligent Meta Psychotic
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll paste what it says 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> You're very smart, sometimes too smart for your own good. You like to play head games with people and plan your power plays months in advance. Your faith in only yourself will someday betray you but it won't likely slow you down much. You will likely grow and evolve into the perfect killer and then, you'll become bored with that as well. Never dellusional, and always in control, you are 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> often the envy of all your peers both in the work place, and in the slaughter house.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> so I need you to get me out of it Maurice
12:00 <Bastardly_One> strangely it's slightly true
14:00 <The_Baron> I got intelligent Meta Psychotic
14:00 <Maurice> I shut it down but basically it said i'm nuts
14:00 <Maurice> I finally fit in with #melb
14:00 <The_Baron> I can live with that
14:00 <The_Baron> can you?
14:00 <The_Baron> :P
14:00 <Maurice> No
15:00 <Bastardly_One> boring
15:00 <Bastardly_One> stop copying me The_Baron
15:00 <The_Baron> I wasn't
15:00 <The_Baron> taht is what I got
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you are ... stop being me 
15:00 <Maurice> My legs hurt
15:00 <The_Baron> it's not like I could look over ur shoulder
15:00 <Maurice> Stupid carnivals
15:00 <Bastardly_One> so do mine but not from sunburn
15:00 <The_Baron> and I won't even pretend to be a l33t h4x0r
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I did work today and it killed me
16:00 <Maurice> Only my feet are burnt, and my shoulders
16:00 <Maurice> I had skinny leg jeans on and thongs
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I chased fucking greyhounds
16:00 <The_Baron> I don't go the my kids school carnivals
16:00 <Bastardly_One> or did they chase me?
16:00 <Maurice> My legs hurt from walking the oval to take pics
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I think they chased me
16:00 <Maurice> Because nooooooooooo they couldn;t do 3 kids in one spot
16:00 <Maurice> They had to scattert them
17:00 <Maurice> -t
17:00 <Bastardly_One> bah
17:00 <Bastardly_One> least it wasn't 5 four legged smart arses in drizzle
17:00 <Bastardly_One> grinning at me testing my patience
17:00 <Bastardly_One> every 2 min for 4 hours
17:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking arseholes
17:00 <Maurice> If my kids had 4 legs, I'd be worried
18:00 <Bastardly_One> these will end up my kids ... they always do 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to know what happens to each one when the old man sells them off
18:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo
18:00 <The_Baron> I shoulda crashed like 3 hours ago
18:00 <The_Baron> have a good morning all
19:00 <Bastardly_One> night/morning
19:00 <Maurice> I should be in bed right now
19:00 <Maurice> I made lunches but ugh
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I should be but that seems like effort getting there
19:00 <Maurice> I can roll there
19:00 <Maurice> In theory
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I suppose I could do but nuh 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> do = too
20:00 <Maurice> I'm still hungry
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not for once
22:00 <Maurice> I can't be fucked
22:00 <Maurice> I'll starve
23:00 <Maurice> pandas was pretty much much hating me until I linked a pic last night
23:00 <Maurice> Now hes my new bestie
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that 
23:00 <Maurice> He thanked me for the adult convo
24:00 <Maurice> Fucked if I know what that was
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it's amusing how people react to a decent looking female
24:00 <Bastardly_One> particularly males
24:00 <Maurice> I so puuuuurettty
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldn't kick ya out of bed for farting
24:00 <Maurice> Cept those pics are a year plus old
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd kick me out though ... fuck I stink
25:00 <Maurice> i dont fart
25:00 <Maurice> Thats gross
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't seem to until I get into bed ... it's like almost predictable
25:00 <Ana_Ng> a year is nothing
25:00 <Ana_Ng> i have 15+ year old pics
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you shouldn't age much in a year
26:00 <Maurice> After 12 yrs Cam has learnt to lean the other way
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Maurice
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I have no gall bladder
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to be careful farting
26:00 <Bastardly_One> don't need to go further I'm sure
27:00 <Maurice> He has no fart censor
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but say I've eaten rich food all day 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> safer to assume it's a toilet run
27:00 <Bastardly_One> not just a fart
28:00 <Bastardly_One> sensor you mean
29:00 <Maurice> I don't care what
30:00 <Maurice> So hungry but no
30:00 <Bastardly_One> just do it 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you won't be able to sleep ... even just a sandwich or toast
30:00 <Maurice> Im not Nike
31:00 <Maurice> I have new vibe batteries
31:00 <Maurice> Good to go
31:00 <Bastardly_One> so you said 
31:00 <Thoth> Cunts or gttfo
31:00 <Maurice> Plus wevibe is charged
33:00 <Thoth> I just had the weirdest series of dreams
34:00 <Thoth> The best one would be that the hair from my ass grew so long it reached my shoes
34:00 <Maurice> Was it muder tastic
35:00 <Thoth> An other was that I had family from melb and I went to visit them...
35:00 <Thoth> While they were middle class, there were 50 of them living in an 8 bedroom home, and incest was likely an issue
36:00 <Thoth> And they may have been retarded, but certainly they were total fuckwits
22:00 <Sponge> that crazy bee!
40:00 <BlackDevil> HIM - Love Metal Archives Tour
40:00 <BlackDevil> shit ban
40:00 <BlackDevil> shit tour
40:00 <BlackDevil> lol
40:00 <BlackDevil> band
56:00 <ShadowLurker> together we take turns with debbie in the dark
57:00 <BlackDevil> debbie is a whore
00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i remember the old movie debbie does dallas lol
01:00 <Ana_Ng> LOL
20:00 <Fez> Mewtant mewbs
21:00 <Mew> fezty box
22:00 <Fez> Nom
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> brb swapping video cards
31:00 <Fez> Anti terror raids aye
58:00 <BlackDevil> have you even farted so hard there was blood patterns on your panties
03:00 <BlackDevil> %$#@!!@#!$%
03:00 <BlackDevil> !@#$%
09:00 <simba> w/e
45:00 <MarkMunoz> PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
47:00 <BlackDevil> ant
47:00 <BlackDevil> see what i did there
47:00 <BlackDevil> pissany
47:00 <BlackDevil> pissant
47:00 <simba> hes excited to be back
47:00 <Fez> Where were you when the terror raids happened?
48:00 <BlackDevil> with isis
56:00 <Sponge> holy fuck I have the most annoying kookaburrras in the country living in a tree 3 metres from my window
57:00 <MusiciaN> magpies are the loud mouths around here
58:00 <MusiciaN> thankfully not any tree's directly next to me
59:00 <MusiciaN> well, morning all
59:00 <BlackDevil> use a paintball gun at them
12:00 <simba> /!\ Attention /!\
12:00 <simba> cum
15:00 <BlackDevil> everyone likes cum
18:00 <paNdiS> yay
18:00 <paNdiS> happy cum day
34:00 <paNdiS> im buying you these BlackDevil <3 https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10171274_10152620451214471_4855961855963149497_n.jpg?oh=b1c05bfceb8fa96469c4a333408cf313&oe=54C506C0&__gda__=1422867903_e3215b2f6cce9a5ae719a422f408e11f
34:00 <paNdiS> now we can bang out wit out heels out babby
34:00 <BlackDevil> sure
34:00 <paNdiS> ^-^
35:00 <Floss> i sick :(
35:00 <BlackDevil> i sick?
35:00 <BlackDevil> grammar fail
37:00 <Floss> oo the grammar police are on patrol
40:00 <paNdiS> pay your grammar police bribes like i do
40:00 <paNdiS> there are various payment options, i choose to suck dick.
41:00 <Floss> heres a tip - the more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets
44:00 <paNdiS> you want to see our tips?
44:00 <paNdiS> ;)
45:00 <Floss> no im sick enough
45:00 <paNdiS> lolol
45:00 <Floss> so whats happening
48:00 <paNdiS> me and BlackDevil last nite after pingin on eccies! https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10659263_10152660310726112_1867231286270425076_n.png?oh=cb084c0a3a1be49a013edfd8ad8c9a0a&oe=5495B4D7&__gda__=1417950850_263c65eb7229c1f02759dcabf03e8716
49:00 <Floss> lol sad panda in the back
49:00 <paNdiS> LMAO
49:00 <paNdiS> ye i was comin down hard
51:00 <Floss> thats what she said
52:00 <paNdiS> we love partyin in the nud
52:00 <paNdiS> :P
56:00 <paNdiS> i hope u get better soon <3
59:00 <paNdiS> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-09-18/live-blog3a-anti-terrorism-raids-in-sydney-and-brisbane/5752074
11:00 <paNdiS> yay is raining
11:00 <paNdiS> time to smoke up teh nutmegs
13:00 <paNdiS> simba irl https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/10531269_10202462942958348_2852296758313037940_o.jpg
13:00 <paNdiS> hahahaha
13:00 <Thoth> I have a better idea
14:00 <Thoth> How about you get fucked
14:00 <paNdiS> I have an idea, why don't you wake up on the right side of the bed for a change.
17:00 <Thoth> I'm nice to people who are not turd burgers
17:00 <Thoth> What kind of poor excuse of a human are you anyway...
18:00 <Thoth> What exactly are you doing with your life?
18:00 <Thoth> What do you mean to anyone?
18:00 <Thoth> When you die who will remember you?
26:00 <milk> what a spoilt child
56:00 <paNdiS> wooooo phew got payment extension
56:00 <paNdiS> i h8 budgetting
59:00 <Thoth> Stupid poor people, stupid poor people, I have more money than you
59:00 <Thoth> Stupid poor people, stupid poor people, you can't even afford food
24:00 <Mew> hmmmm owns property and has $100K+ in the bank but needs a payment extension
24:00 <Mew> 2+2=59
29:00 <Fez> Good math mew
29:00 <Fez> Mewathimatics
30:00 <Mew> thx man
30:00 <Fez> Mathamewtits?
31:00 <Mew> 70000+10085= BOOBS
31:00 <paNdiS> one has to be responsible with money
31:00 <paNdiS> and I won't go over budget
32:00 <Fez> You had me at 59 mew
33:00 <Mew> lmao ok
33:00 <paNdiS> otherwise I'd go pull money out today, buy the games that're out that I want, order the clothes I want, prob pick up a new Olympus camera, grab a fuckload of blurrays and expensive alcohol.
33:00 <paNdiS> oh plus i'd get back into the habit of orderin' from restaurants online every fkn day
34:00 <Mew> sounds legit
34:00 <paNdiS> sounds like a great way to be irresponsible again lol
38:00 <paNdiS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nay31hvEvrY
38:00 <paNdiS> xD
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2pac - Changes (Official Video) (Jul 25, 2012) 4:54 - Category: People & Blogs - 3,313,821 views - 14,886 likes (99.1%), 139 dislikes (0.9%)
44:00 <caballero> ex girlfriend and i just had another fight. why do i still feel shit from it even now. there's no reason for it
45:00 <Sponge> her ribbed pussy walls
45:00 <Sponge> they call you back
45:00 <caballero> yeah that might be it
46:00 <caballero> nah it's totally over. she's just fucking with me now 
47:00 <paNdiS> lol caballero
47:00 <paNdiS> that's why they x's
48:00 <paNdiS> you never gotta talk to them again
48:00 <paNdiS> ;)
48:00 <caballero> yeah people tell me the no contact rule after breakup 
48:00 <caballero> but i thought i'm emotionally mature enough to handle being friends
49:00 <paNdiS> yeah
49:00 <paNdiS> sometimes it takes time
49:00 <paNdiS> like my x from 2012, we're friends now
49:00 <paNdiS> but she was cut at me for over a year
49:00 <caballero> that feel :(
50:00 <paNdiS> meh
51:00 <caballero> it's fucking awful, we broke up on a sunday and she kissed a new guy she met on tinder on tuesday
51:00 <paNdiS> yeah that's shit
51:00 <Doodle> at least she waited :)
51:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Rekt
52:00 <caballero> now she's ignoring me and throws a tantrum at me for msging her while she's on the phone with the other guy
52:00 <paNdiS> but chicks deal with break ups differently
52:00 <Doodle> [14:52] <paNdiS> but chicks deal with break ups differently <- usually with cock
52:00 <paNdiS> yep
52:00 <paNdiS> full on
52:00 <paNdiS> that's why you say fuck that bitch, had some good times now time to move on
53:00 <paNdiS> damio my love!
53:00 <paNdiS> ahwahaha
53:00 <caballero> hear hear
53:00 <paNdiS> it's easy to compensate man
53:00 <paNdiS> just friendzone yourself with sexy ass chicks with awesome personalities
53:00 <paNdiS> ;)
54:00 <paNdiS> like this chick i was gonna go to her bbq today but cbf its rainy as, hot as fuck, best kinda chick to be mates with and she got alotta hot friends anyway
54:00 <paNdiS> lol
55:00 <caballero> should of gone man
55:00 <caballero> it's sunny now
55:00 <paNdiS> not in adelaide
55:00 <paNdiS> ye its prob kickin, drinks n weed
55:00 <paNdiS> b a fkloada ppl ova
56:00 <faux> ok
56:00 <paNdiS> i just said ill take her out nxt month when i get my new clothes
56:00 <Doodle> fauxypoos <3
56:00 <Mew> lmao
56:00 <caballero> sounds good :)
56:00 <faux> http://dailycurrant.com/2014/09/17/kanye-scores-106-points-against-wheelchair-basketball-team/
56:00 <faux> lmao
56:00 <Doodle> Mewsypoos <3
56:00 <faux> oh satire, you so funny
56:00 <Loof> mmm sugar
56:00 <faux> hai dewdel <3
57:00 <caballero> listen to this guys. tell me if you like it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J52dFKQ1n20
57:00 <paNdiS> u sound like a good dude caballero
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jesu - Star (Jan 29, 2009) 7:03 - Category: Music - 51,268 views - 268 likes (97.8%), 6 dislikes (2.2%)
57:00 <paNdiS> kk
57:00 <faux> until tomorrow
57:00 <paNdiS> after this round on bf4 ill listen
57:00 <caballero> i'm asian and got rice 
57:00 <faux> where a flick will switch and you'll swear at his mom
57:00 <caballero> that's pretty much it
57:00 <Mew> hey doof
58:00 <Doodle> smell my finger
58:00 <Loof> sounds awesome caballero
58:00 <paNdiS> mmm asian chicks
58:00 <caballero> yeah it's justin broadrick from godflesh
58:00 <Loof> cool
58:00 <caballero> he's got other projects out that are pretty abstract
59:00 <faux> eheheheh https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/10653854_10152384546958716_4391273929058027585_n.jpg?oh=db32f766f9e92f329e1eb67aaafa71e9&oe=54921A2B&__gda__=1419019408_003481af002e683cebabdad9a3c1a42f
59:00 <Mew> Godflesh lol 
00:00 <Mew> who thinks of these band names
00:00 <Loof> God's fleshlight
00:00 <caballero> lol
00:00 <Mew> mother Mary's titanium hymen... And nico
02:00 <Mew> I'll be so chuffed if someone gets the nico joke lol
03:00 <paNdiS> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10635946_855610171117744_1607297947490499132_n.jpg?oh=bdac3790e274f74d4141cee20a151ce2&oe=54870615&__gda__=1418673609_cdd364348a5cff8f0556457a4661a10f
03:00 <paNdiS> wit HP sauce
03:00 <fawks> Uh
03:00 <Loof> oh fuck what is fawks doing off ignore
03:00 <Loof> weird
04:00 <fawks> Oh fuck let's announce it in channel cos I'm a tryhard fuckwit with me balls in my mail order brides purse
04:00 <Loof> u guys gotta try these Maoam lollies from aldi
04:00 <Loof> they rule
05:00 <Loof> hybrid cali weed, just arrivingggggggggg
05:00 <paNdiS> lol fox
05:00 <fawks> :)
06:00 <paNdiS> oh my glob what is fox doin on ignore!
06:00 <paNdiS> ahahaha
07:00 <fawks> lol
07:00 <fawks> Like why would you even need to announce that
07:00 <fawks> No one cares you pretend to have half the channel on ignore 
10:00 <paNdiS> lmao
10:00 <paNdiS> he had noone to play with as a kid :(
13:00 <paNdiS> ima put malificent on
13:00 <paNdiS> hope its funs
13:00 <paNdiS> maleficent?
15:00 <psYbR> i loved that movie
15:00 <psYbR> good movie.
16:00 <ashleighXtrinity> It was okay
17:00 <Loof> what movie?
17:00 <psYbR> paNdiS> maleficent?
18:00 <paNdiS> lol i clicked the wrong movie
19:00 <paNdiS> accidently clicked million ways to die in the west, shrug
22:00 <Loof> i really wish paNdiS would die
22:00 <Loof> so much
23:00 <psYbR> lol
25:00 <paNdiS> lololol
26:00 <fawks> http://www.vibe.com/article/waka-flocka-will-pay-you-50k-year-roll-his-blunts
26:00 <fawks> Why do people like this exist 
26:00 <fawks> lol
28:00 <paNdiS> LMAO
29:00 <paNdiS> All resumes must be sent on a rolling paper or blunts
29:00 <paNdiS> hahahaha
29:00 <paNdiS> oops smoked mine, oops smoked mine.
39:00 <fawks> Imagine the interview 
40:00 <fawks> He should just conduct interviews and make them roll like 10 each and then he'll be set for a while without paying the 50k
45:00 <paNdiS> lol
07:00 <paNdiS> baha this movie is lolarious
07:00 <paNdiS> seth mcfarlane is the new james l brooks
10:00 <Thoth> Mew: in my bank account I have a pidgeon
10:00 <Thoth> At least thats what the nigerian man said
11:00 <Thoth> A man who can provide the pidgeons is sexy right? Well, show me your genitals
11:00 <paNdiS> TAKE YOUR HAT OFF BOY THAT'S A DOLLAR BILL!
12:00 <TheRon> alright stop collaborate and listen, ice is back with a brand new invention.....
12:00 <paNdiS> lol
13:00 <TheRon> way to enter the room
13:00 <Thoth> I told you before pandeerr to go fuck yourself. You don't listen to my written words do you?
14:00 <TheRon> you can't really listen to to written words
14:00 <Thoth> Thanks for pointing that out
14:00 <Thoth> I didn't know
14:00 <TheRon> unless you're blind and listening to a talking book or something
15:00 <Thoth> Then its not a written word is it?
15:00 <ShadowLurker> lol brand new invention should rerelease it saying back with a 30yo invention
15:00 <paNdiS> Yeah well I'm fucking your mother right now so if you want just email me at [email protected]/seriously
16:00 <TheRon> i like big butts and i can not lie....
16:00 <Thoth> Oh? Thats nice. She could use some fresh meat
16:00 <Thoth> Tell me more about your old woman fantasies
16:00 <paNdiS> YEAH SHE TOLD ME THAT TOO THAT'S WHY IM BUTTPUNCHING HER ASS WITH A CHICKEN LEG.
17:00 <Thoth> Chicken leg? Is that what you call your cock?
18:00 <paNdiS> clap clap
18:00 <paNdiS> puNdiS you shit troll.
19:00 <Thoth> Why don't you do something that matters... like suicide.
20:00 <Doodle> 420
20:00 <TheRon> yes!
20:00 <TheRon> i'm gettin' jiggy with it
22:00 <Thoth> If I were to give my penis a name I'd call it Barry. Because its big, mean, hairy, ugly, and loves bikes.
22:00 <TheRon> i call mine peter garrett
22:00 <TheRon> or the former member for kingsford - smith
22:00 <Doodle> because it dances like it has cerebral palsy?
23:00 <TheRon> he's about the right shape
24:00 <milk> heya
24:00 <Thoth> I didn't realise peter garrett was short and fat
25:00 <TheRon> sorry i meant his head
25:00 <Thoth> Moderately sized chodes eh
26:00 <Thoth> http://image.toutlecine.com/photos/c/a/p/capitaine-orgazmo-1997-08-g.jpg
26:00 <Thoth> CAWK ROCKET
31:00 <psYbR> lol orgazmo
33:00 <paNdiS> i thought every guy named his dick
33:00 <paNdiS> my dicks name is Lil' Kong
33:00 <Thoth> We know, you already told us.
34:00 <Thoth> We still don't care
34:00 <MarkMunoz> paNdiS is a loser
34:00 <MarkMunoz> lmaooooooooooooo @ paNdiS
34:00 <Owen> the best thing about night shift :P
34:00 <Owen> Getting up at 1pm and having the rest of the day to y ourself
34:00 <paNdiS> haha you remember my dicks name
34:00 <paNdiS> how gay
35:00 <TheRon> ubergay
35:00 <Thoth> But its not gay to talk about it
36:00 <FredFlinstone> wtf
36:00 <TheRon> i know
36:00 <paNdiS> it's super gay to talk about remembering the name of some guys dick
36:00 <FredFlinstone> who is MarkMunoz ?
36:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: hey handsome are you scared of homosexuals? What if I rub your chest gently? Would you be scared of homosexuals then? Huh? Would ya?
37:00 <FredFlinstone> must be from Port Adelaide
37:00 <paNdiS> got a few good mates thatre poofs
37:00 <TheRon> frankston
37:00 <ShadowLurker> lmaaooooooooooo @ MarkMunoz
37:00 <FredFlinstone> oh I see
37:00 <MarkMunoz> ShadowLurker the FAGGOT of the opera
38:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh mate
38:00 <ShadowLurker> ad faggot
38:00 <ShadowLurker> mad
38:00 <MarkMunoz> Who here has seen a picture of ShadowLurker wearing makeup?
38:00 <paNdiS> put it this way Thoth if you were a really, srsly pretty guy and I felt like doing you in the arse, I'd do it
38:00 <MarkMunoz> He is the FAGGOT of the opera
38:00 <ShadowLurker> everyone has
38:00 <paNdiS> it's only gay if you are actually gay.
38:00 <Thoth> + if you refer to the last several times somebody talked about the name of their penis
38:00 <ShadowLurker> its gay if youre hetero, if youre gay its faaaabulous
38:00 <FredFlinstone> tell me one thing is he a "FAGGOT"? lol
38:00 <Thoth> You forgot that rule
39:00 <paNdiS> LOL ShadowLurker
39:00 <MarkMunoz> ShadowLurker where is serenity?
39:00 <MarkMunoz> You can't hide behind her
39:00 <MarkMunoz> usually you can
39:00 <FredFlinstone> see who won our B&F TheRon ?
39:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont
39:00 <TheRon> no
39:00 <MarkMunoz> a lot of people can hide behind serenity
39:00 <MarkMunoz> numerous at one time
39:00 <TheRon> brock?
39:00 <FredFlinstone> Bryceee
39:00 <MarkMunoz> she fat
39:00 <ShadowLurker> cool story
39:00 <FredFlinstone> brock lol
39:00 <MarkMunoz> LOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOL
40:00 <TheRon> mark mcclure?
40:00 <FredFlinstone> its Mac Clure
40:00 <FredFlinstone> nfi
40:00 <ShadowLurker> i just love the fact he thinks his insults actually matter
40:00 <TheRon> close enough
40:00 <paNdiS> why you dissing sezz when she isnt even here
40:00 <FredFlinstone> I wihs he had have told all those fuckin knockers to shut their friggin mouths
40:00 <paNdiS> what's with the full on homo nick MarkMunoz
41:00 <FredFlinstone> and they were everywhere saying "Get rid of him"
41:00 <ShadowLurker> hes coming out
41:00 <ShadowLurker> thats why
41:00 <paNdiS> MarkMyAss
41:00 <paNdiS> with your cum
41:00 <paNdiS> lol
41:00 <ShadowLurker> mark mungzon cum
41:00 <paNdiS> lmao
41:00 <ShadowLurker> moving on up from mayo tho
42:00 <ShadowLurker> thats pretty homo
42:00 <TheRon> i'd do joel selwood
42:00 <FredFlinstone> yuck
42:00 <ShadowLurker> naww
43:00 <paNdiS> "I suck at sheep. There was a sheep in the whorehouse the other week, just wandered in there. When I went to pick it up some how it'd made twenty dollars."
43:00 <ShadowLurker> id bang seth rogan
43:00 <paNdiS> aahahaha
43:00 <ShadowLurker> hurr hurr hurr
43:00 <paNdiS> I'd bang seth mcfarlane
43:00 <ShadowLurker> nah
43:00 <FredFlinstone> finished drying out all the shit from the holiday and packing it away :)
43:00 <paNdiS> he'd make me laugh the entire time
43:00 <MarkMunoz> lololololololool
43:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no its back!
44:00 <FredFlinstone> oh please
44:00 <paNdiS> this is one bird id be scared to ask out on a date https://scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10690352_10202916623572704_2038219221949242225_n.jpg?oh=31cc5c75477f81d607347beae1e14d86&oe=54C3021C
44:00 <MarkMunoz> LooooooLLLLLLLLLLLL
45:00 <FredFlinstone> you like that MarkMunoz ?
45:00 <FredFlinstone> feel good
45:00 <MarkMunoz> lolololololol
46:00 <TheRon> i smell fuckwit
46:00 <FredFlinstone> you have a donkey?
46:00 <FredFlinstone> your nose be correct TheRon 
46:00 <MarkMunoz> yeah thats it fellors ShadowLurker is still here
46:00 <MarkMunoz> Thats what you can smell
46:00 <Thoth> Beastilaty eh
47:00 <MarkMunoz> much better
47:00 <Thoth> Seems normal for an IRC loser
47:00 <paNdiS> so that's why i smell awesome
47:00 <paNdiS> +can
47:00 <ShadowLurker> gets fair boring tbh
47:00 <ShadowLurker> same shit everyday
47:00 <FredFlinstone> hey TheRon , I enquired about prices for recprocity in the SCA members guess what the price was?
48:00 <TheRon> 30
48:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
48:00 <FredFlinstone> I wish
48:00 <FredFlinstone> $90 thats dearer than getting a member in for the MCC members
48:00 <MarkMunoz> lolololololol
48:00 <TheRon> SA is all topsy turvy
49:00 <FredFlinstone> stfu 
49:00 <MarkMunoz> ShadowLurker you are a FAGGOT
49:00 <ShadowLurker> whats your point
49:00 <MarkMunoz> I have free run over the melbourne channel with no ops active
49:00 <FredFlinstone> iggies
49:00 <MarkMunoz> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
49:00 <MarkMunoz> ShadowLurker you would love to kick me huh
49:00 <MarkMunoz> lolololololololololololol
49:00 <ShadowLurker> not really
49:00 <FredFlinstone> hope the nephew can do the right thing for me otherwise I just go in the public area
49:00 <ShadowLurker> this is quite fun
50:00 <FredFlinstone> not paying that
50:00 <paNdiS> you irc piss on me again and i will rape you
50:00 <paNdiS> your arse your mouth 
50:00 <paNdiS> inbetween your toes
50:00 <paNdiS> ill rape you and wipe my dirty cock all over your body
00:00 <TheRon> go johnny go go, johnny B goode
05:00 <paNdiS> wtf
05:00 <paNdiS> back 2 the future cameo in a million ways to die in the west
10:00 <Pyro-> they probably borrowed the same set from hollywood
10:00 <paNdiS> probably haha
11:00 <Pyro-> so was a fitting credit
11:00 <paNdiS> i love the pussy joke he just told and then came back to explain it to them
11:00 <paNdiS> lol
11:00 <Pyro-> dint know if thats true, but it would make sense
11:00 <paNdiS> it would if they kept the set
11:00 <Pyro-> i only seen it the once .. don't remember enough quotes
14:00 <stevenn> sup
15:00 <paNdiS> ay ay
20:00 <Thoth> Even strangers don't talk to paNdiS
21:00 <paNdiS> are you that pussy irl that always gets the shit beat outta him he's gotta be a keyboard warrior online to compensate?
24:00 <Thoth> No, thats you
24:00 <Thoth> Thanks for mentioning it
24:00 <paNdiS> no that's your retarded brain taking three minutes to write a comeback
24:00 <TheRon> he is retired
30:00 <Thoth> Sorry, I will devote my full attention from now on out to telling you that you're a fuckwit with no delay
30:00 <stevenn> hai paNdiS
30:00 <stevenn> stranger danger bro
31:00 <Thoth> stevenn: 17 minutes delay? Do you have some kind of retardation?
31:00 <stevenn> hahahahahaaha
31:00 <stevenn> maybe i dont sit on irc 24/7
31:00 <stevenn> you dont have friends that call you ?
31:00 <stevenn> maybe i was chucking a shit
31:00 <Moke> fuck there are some sad sacks of shit on irc
32:00 <stevenn> why the fuck do you timestamp ?
32:00 <stevenn> why so long for a reply? are you retarded ?
32:00 <Thoth> 17:21 < paNdiS> no that's your retarded brain taking three minutes to write a comeback
33:00 <stevenn> kys plz
33:00 <Thoth> I don't honestly think you're retarded, just saying...
34:00 <stevenn> kkk
35:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: can you yell at your mum that she's cooking dinner for me tonight as well?
35:00 <Moke> does anyone have a what cd invite
35:00 <stevenn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiore9Z5iUg
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lilly Wood & The Prick and Robin Schulz - Prayer In C (Robin Schulz Remix) (Official) (May 20, 2014) 3:14 - Category: Music - 32,924,279 views - 176,879 likes (98.1%), 3,336 dislikes (1.9%)
35:00 <Moke> gay
36:00 <stevenn> yea
37:00 <paNdiS> hahaha stranger danger
38:00 <paNdiS> Thoth I don't think she'd hear me all the way in Brisbane
43:00 <spewing> hi hi hi
45:00 <matrix> Hi
45:00 <paNdiS> aaaahahahahaha
46:00 <Thoth> Shut the fuck up paNdiS 
46:00 <Thoth> Better? No delay
46:00 <paNdiS> suck Lil' Kong you homo
46:00 <matrix> Was waiting for someone to say that
46:00 <matrix> It happens regularly
46:00 <Thoth> We're his "friends"
46:00 <matrix> Yup
47:00 <paNdiS> may aswell be
47:00 <paNdiS> dont stop fucking talkin about me
47:00 <matrix> That's cause they love ya
47:00 <Thoth> Trying to piss you off and talking about you are different things
47:00 <paNdiS> lol
47:00 <paNdiS> same shit
47:00 <matrix> Like the little girl at primary school that punches the boy she likes to annoy him
47:00 <paNdiS> hahahahaha matrix
48:00 <stevenn> haahha
48:00 <paNdiS> I fucken told you I would do it you faggot
48:00 <paNdiS> ahahahaha
49:00 <Thoth> You want me to suck your dick... you rape me... and yet you're a homophobe? Sounds like denial
49:00 <Thoth> Do you hate yourself too?
49:00 <paNdiS> you're a pussy
49:00 <paNdiS> that makes your mouth a vagina
50:00 <Thoth> There is your logic, and then there is reality
50:00 <milk> in the mind of the truth, reality is thought
51:00 <stevenn> http://www.van698.com/thread-144640-1-1.html
52:00 <paNdiS> actually
52:00 <paNdiS> reality is quite illogical
52:00 <Thoth> actually, you're stupid
53:00 <paNdiS> the universe is a entropic, chaotic place
53:00 <paNdiS> what's illogical is what's really more logical
53:00 <paNdiS> so by your logic
53:00 <paNdiS> I'm the most illogical logical motherfucker arounod
53:00 <matrix> The universe and reality is illogical...  That is true
53:00 <paNdiS> right right
54:00 <matrix> But logic is the premise of existence
54:00 <matrix> For humans
54:00 <paNdiS> did we just teach him something
54:00 <paNdiS> I want my days may now Thoth, our shit ain't free bitch!
54:00 <matrix> Where do you get "we" from
54:00 <matrix> Lol
54:00 <paNdiS> lol
54:00 <paNdiS> pay*
55:00 <Thoth> If you believe in entropic forces, you may as well believe in God
55:00 <Thoth> You're still a fucking retard
55:00 <Loof> why do you talk to fuckwits matrix?
55:00 <paNdiS> that'd be states of entropy
55:00 <paNdiS> there's no such thing as an entropic force
55:00 <matrix> Loof I talk to anyone, including you
55:00 <matrix> :-)
55:00 <Loof> cool
56:00 <Thoth> Logic is following a set of principals. Because you don't understand those principals, doesn't mean its illogical. It just makes you a fucking retard.
56:00 <paNdiS> are you really my pal
56:00 <matrix> Logic is rules and principles
56:00 <paNdiS> really really?
56:00 <matrix> And in an illogical way the universe abides by rules
56:00 <matrix> Figure that
57:00 <paNdiS> well it makes sense
57:00 <paNdiS> people are highly irrational
57:00 <Thoth> Illogical to you, however you're no cosmologist
57:00 <matrix> The laws of physics exist even if we do not always understand them
57:00 <paNdiS> I'm goin' to smoke a cigarette now
57:00 <paNdiS> because I enjoy smoking
57:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: what has two thumbs and doesn't give a fuck? Me
57:00 <matrix> The big bang was random, but that randomness had rules still
57:00 <matrix> If it wasn't random we would never have existed
58:00 <paNdiS> IF WE EVEN EXIST AT ALL
58:00 <matrix> If everything was perfect and symmetrical the whole thing would of stopped and never happened
58:00 <matrix> The universe is not in balance
58:00 <matrix> That is why it continues to evolve
59:00 <matrix> The basic rule "entropy increases" is true though
59:00 <matrix> Everything leads itself to destruction if left to follow course
01:00 <Rak> what about boobs?
01:00 <Moke> np: [The Dandy Warhols - Welcome to the Monkey House][09 You Were The Last High.mp3]
03:00 <stevenn> HAHHAHHA
16:00 <Moke> np: [Basement Jaxx - Rooty][02 Breakaway.mp3]
18:00 <paNdiS> boobs love gravity
18:00 <paNdiS> hahahaha
18:00 <paNdiS> swingin' at the knees baby
20:00 <Moke> np: [Major Lazer - 2009 - Guns Don't Kill People... Lazers Do - CBR320][11 - Pod de floor' feat. VYBZ Kartel.mp3]
25:00 <matrix> Wb MJsGrl
27:00 <Moke> np: [Fahrenheit Fair Enough][01 Fahrenheit Fair Enough.mp3]
32:00 <Moke> mjsgrl
32:00 <Moke> meaning mj butt raped u 
34:00 <matrix> Behave Mike
34:00 <paNdiS>  man Maleficint is ugly
34:00 <matrix> Moke*
34:00 <Moke> np: [2001 - The Prize Recruit][01 - The Fight Back.mp3]
35:00 <TheRon> and i'm freeeeeee! free fallin'!
35:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/10635870_10152732895478809_5410969154852357090_n.jpg?oh=decafeaf1c9b90340454ecf71025e11c&oe=549656E4&__gda__=1418355698_abe3d118be61a740e9544d9e34fd9e4c
37:00 <matrix> Bloody long ur for such a a little image
37:00 <matrix> Url*
37:00 <Moke> n00b
37:00 <Rak> bloody long url for an image without boobs
37:00 <doctor> "I am the owner and it appears to me that you're a total idiot. Get out."
37:00 <TheRon> we need boobs!
39:00 <matrix> Mew they want boobs :-P
39:00 <Rak> or shorter urls
39:00 <Rak> :/
39:00 <TheRon> nah, boobs
39:00 <Rak> agreed
39:00 <matrix> Url can take up a page if the boobs are good
40:00 <Moke> stfu ghey turd
40:00 <matrix> Nice to see someone is in a good mode
40:00 <matrix> Moke: I saw better trolls in 1990
40:00 <Moke> go eat a urinal cake u fucking mutt
40:00 <Rak> i saw better trolls in shrek
40:00 <matrix> Lol
41:00 <Moke> faggot
41:00 <Moke> ill kill u cunt
41:00 <matrix> Some people have such amazing lives that all they can do is come to irc and be cuts
41:00 <matrix> Cunts*   fucking phone
41:00 <Moke> i do have a great life 
41:00 <doctor> settle, nobody is killing anyone
41:00 <matrix> Lol
42:00 <matrix> Great life equals trolling on irc 
42:00 <TheRon> wonderwall!
42:00 <matrix> Remind me to redefine great
42:00 <Rak> matrix, redefine great
43:00 <matrix> Lol
43:00 <doctor> who's life is great?
43:00 <Rak> alexander's
43:00 <TheRon> p diddy
43:00 <matrix> Moke apparently has a great life
43:00 <doctor> mines pretty average. what's the secret?
43:00 <CrIp> http://31.media.tumblr.com/f7b4aa72a3de058e6b550818ca4551ed/tumblr_mxyxcfRNrm1qhc88qo1_500.gif
44:00 <doctor> epileptic boobs
44:00 <TheRon> thats amazing
45:00 <matrix> Holy crap on a stick 
45:00 <matrix> Made my head feel funny lol
45:00 <TheRon> beer?
46:00 <matrix> Good idea
47:00 <TheRon> i love goo goo dolls - iris
47:00 <matrix> That's a fantastic so g
48:00 <MJsGrl> what the fuck does Moke mean anyway?
49:00 <TheRon> something sexual i forget what
50:00 <MJsGrl> oohhh iris is the BEST SONGGG!!!
51:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Boobs, cool.
52:00 <Rak> it's unanimous
52:00 <paNdiS> nipppples
52:00 <TheRon> that was the minutes of our last meeting
54:00 <paNdiS> lols this movie makes no sense
54:00 <paNdiS> if it had boobs itd be porno
54:00 <matrix> Should suit you well them paNdiS
54:00 <matrix> :-)
54:00 <paNdiS> hah
05:00 <stevenn> pooo face
10:00 <TheRon> a little diddy about jack and diane, two american kids growing in the heartland
11:00 <Rak> what did jack want to be?
11:00 <ooomp> A rocket scientist
11:00 <TheRon> a football star?
11:00 <Rak> way to go jack
11:00 <ooomp> Instead he became a garbo
13:00 <Rak> sanitation engineer
13:00 <ooomp> O.o
13:00 <ooomp> Waste disposal gentleman
14:00 <TheRon> you know that i wish that i had jessie's girl
14:00 <ooomp> <---- still hungry
14:00 <ooomp> Even after eating too much
14:00 <ooomp> :/
14:00 <TheRon> hungry hungry hippo?
14:00 <TheRon> :)
15:00 <ooomp> I was always the pink one
15:00 <ooomp> Loved that game
15:00 <Loof> die ooomp
15:00 <ooomp> Hey Loof
15:00 <ooomp> :)
16:00 <ooomp> Rak, what do you propose I have for desert
16:00 <Rak> me
16:00 <TheRon> a gaytime?
17:00 <Rak> a playtime
17:00 <ooomp> You're hardly a desert
17:00 <Rak> i'm more of an oasis
17:00 <TheRon> he's the main course
17:00 <ooomp> I mean, blood skin bones and flesh isn't my thing
17:00 <ooomp> And its not sweet at all
17:00 <Rak> i'm sweet as fuck
17:00 <TheRon> the rising sun just stole my girl away
18:00 <ooomp> You are not.
18:00 <ooomp> Don't lie
18:00 <Rak> :o
18:00 <Rak> would i lie to you?
18:00 <ooomp> Yes, you would
19:00 <Rak> and i thought you knew me so well
19:00 <Rak> ...via well documented dossiers
19:00 <ooomp> I told you those files were deleted
19:00 <Rak> after being committed to memory
19:00 <ooomp> Although you told me you had started documenting me
19:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_UXvcr22rM
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Charles & Eddie - Would I Lie To You? (Mar 11, 2009) 4:08 - Category: Music - 4,677,513 views - 20,578 likes (98%), 419 dislikes (2%)
19:00 <ooomp> Where's that up to
20:00 <Rak> New Text Document.txt 0kb
20:00 <ooomp> That's disappointing
20:00 <Rak> maybe you're just very enigmatic
21:00 <ooomp> Or maybe you're just lazy
21:00 <TheRon> that too
21:00 <Rak> por ques no los dos
22:00 <ooomp> No me hables de ese joven
23:00 <Rak> it's what the mexican girl in the ad says
23:00 <Rak> why not both
23:00 <ooomp> She's wrong
23:00 <ooomp> Poor diplomacy
23:00 <B1-not-here> this game better be worth it 
24:00 <Rak> little girls propounding mexican food can never be wrong
24:00 <Lish> Sup CrIp 
24:00 <CrIp> sfa, miss
24:00 <CrIp> how can u still be 28.f.melb
25:00 <Lish> I'm 29
25:00 <Loof> Lish hates weed
25:00 <CrIp> you would have to be 34 by now
25:00 <ooomp> You have too much faith Rak
25:00 <Lish> Loof: Correct
25:00 <Lish> No CrIp 
25:00 <Rak> call me an optimist
26:00 <Lish> I'm cold
26:00 <ooomp> Delusional
27:00 <Bastardly_One> it is fucking cold
28:00 <Bastardly_One> at least here it is 
28:00 <TheRon> so this beer
29:00 <Loof> gtfo partgay retard faggot
29:00 <Rak> it's really cold in sydney too
29:00 <partay> Which one of you geeks is a computer harware nerd? 
29:00 <Rak> yesterday was gorgeous and warm
29:00 <TheRon> rak the forecast for tomorrow night?
30:00 <Rak> cloudy and cold
30:00 <Lish> It's so annoying that it got cold again
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got watchdogs ... I'll be a hacking expert in an hour 
30:00 <TheRon> great just how the swans like it
32:00 <partay> Where's shadowlurker 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> or stebie
35:00 <partay> Doodle are you a computer nerd 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate games that install on the hard drive on the PS3
35:00 <Bastardly_One> just thought I'd share that 
35:00 <Doodle> no i just look like one
35:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ErvgV4P6Fzc
35:00 <Doodle> me irl: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MF2_Q4gBvY4/UwcEtf-N-RI/AAAAAAAADHI/FUI0BIxFaw8/s1600/bra.jpg
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guns N' Roses - Patience (Oct 7, 2009) 6:06 - Category: Music - views - likes (98.2%), dislikes (1.8%) dislikes (1.8%)
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm no help so I'm not even going to pretend by asking
36:00 <Doodle> i love games that install on the ps3 hdd since my bluray drive died
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh yeah 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> still not fixed eh?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm installing Watchdogs ... better be good
37:00 <Doodle> its not really a priority atm
37:00 <Doodle> getting a job would be a good start
37:00 <Bastardly_One> technically I payed nothing for it ... sold 2 deals
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and it was only $40
37:00 <Mew> have u guys heard of a movie called harry brown? 
37:00 <Doodle> yeah
37:00 <Doodle> michael caine?
38:00 <Mew> I thought it was gonna be shit but it was badass
38:00 <Mew> Yesss
38:00 <Mew> So good 
38:00 <Doodle> i havent seen it
38:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh most of his movies are awesome
38:00 <Mew> you must
38:00 <Doodle> yeah i do like michael caine
38:00 <TheRon> you seen rochelle rochelle??
38:00 <Rak> downloading now
38:00 <Doodle> zulus
38:00 <Doodle> fousands of em
38:00 <Mew> I wish I could watch it again for the first time hnnnng
38:00 <Doodle> dont strike til you see the whites of their eyes lads
38:00 <Mew> its pretty full on but gr8
38:00 <Doodle> they'd have won if they'd have kept their eyes closed
40:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
40:00 <Bastardly_One> what else does this fucking thing need to install?
40:00 <paNdiS> harry brown ftw
40:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta love Ubisoft
40:00 <Mew> science
40:00 <Mew> Ew you're too shit to like that movie 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> pieterpanda
40:00 <Mew> go back to Xbox pls
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I finally got Watch_Dogs
41:00 <paNdiS> hah
41:00 <Loof> die paNdiS 
41:00 <paNdiS> i saw the movie before you you douche
41:00 <Bastardly_One> has an hour extra content ... and extra missions and shit 
41:00 <paNdiS> was pumped for it and you just discover it
41:00 <paNdiS> after ppl have already had convos about it
41:00 <Mew> Pietaaa
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh no!
41:00 <Bastardly_One> kill yourself Mew
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you didn't see it on release
42:00 <paNdiS> see, i said harry brown ftw
42:00 <paNdiS> she chose to be rude.
42:00 <Doodle> damn
42:00 <paNdiS> and now you're choosing to act like a little girl b1
42:00 <Doodle> my pants are telling me i need to exercise
42:00 <paNdiS> *rolls eyes*
43:00 <ooomp> Shouldn't be wearing pants at all
43:00 <Loof> erection?
43:00 <Doodle> no fat gut
43:00 <Loof> haha
43:00 <ooomp> Do what Rak does, underwear only
43:00 <Rak> well said, ooomp :)
43:00 <Doodle> gross
43:00 <Loof> roof over your toolshed
43:00 <Doodle> thats the one Loof
44:00 <paNdiS> wait up, b1
44:00 <Mew> do what feels right; socks only
44:00 <paNdiS> you talked so much shit about watch dogs
44:00 <paNdiS> ..
44:00 <TheRon> it's hard to hold a candle in the cold november rain
44:00 <Doodle> too cold to go pantsless
44:00 <Bastardly_One> was for nothing basically
44:00 <Mew> wait up on da innanet
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'll find out won't I?
44:00 <paNdiS> nice
44:00 <paNdiS> and yep
44:00 <ooomp> Doodle, how's your pussy
44:00 <paNdiS> i hope you like it
45:00 <Bastardly_One> exclusive mission
45:00 <ooomp> I hope its warm :/
45:00 <Doodle> my pussy is a total cunt ooomp
45:00 <Bastardly_One> for the white DepSec suit
45:00 <milk> I dated the violinist from that clip TheRon
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and ummm extra play skins and shit 
45:00 <paNdiS> sweet
45:00 <paNdiS> yeah
45:00 <paNdiS> i love the chicago outfit
45:00 <TheRon> if was so cold this morning my pussy was frozen solid
45:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <Doodle> mrs slocombe
45:00 <TheRon> yes!
46:00 <Doodle> that show was so good
46:00 <milk> you seen it on tv, or in a magazine?
46:00 <ooomp> I picture Doodle as the gay one
46:00 <Doodle> o/`
46:00 <TheRon> I'M FREE!
46:00 <Doodle> hahaha
47:00 <Loof> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
47:00 <Doodle> mr humphries?
47:00 <TheRon> yes!
48:00 <Doodle> woo and they say smoking weed affects your umm.. ahhh
48:00 <Bastardly_One> 8 things to d/load before I even play 
48:00 <Doodle> yes
48:00 <Doodle> theyre called updates
48:00 <paNdiS> 8!
48:00 <Doodle> they have been around for a long time now
48:00 <Bastardly_One> no,  they're call extras
49:00 <paNdiS> the dedsec outfit is kewl
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the extra mission gives you a white one 
49:00 <paNdiS> i only liked 2 of the dlc outfits, the Vamp outfit rules
49:00 <Bastardly_One> when you complete it 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Vintage one is what this has
50:00 <Doodle> ooooooooo a white one
50:00 <paNdiS> vintage ay
50:00 <milk> is it worth getting a PS 4?
50:00 <paNdiS> ima go on xboxlive n check it out
50:00 <Doodle> if its free
50:00 <Doodle> i'm tempted to get one
50:00 <Loof> anyone who critisizes weed is a pedo, it's scientifically proven
50:00 <paNdiS> i lent watchdogs to my neighbour today
50:00 <Doodle> lol Loof
50:00 <paNdiS> now i fkn wana see this for myself
51:00 <simba> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the Vintage pack .. get a 1920s outfit
51:00 <simba> DLC outfits
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and 1920s gun
51:00 <Doodle> :/
51:00 <paNdiS> well aidens normal outfit is shit simba
51:00 <milk> you doing steampunk?
51:00 <Doodle> see they did that in gta with the musket and the old pistol
51:00 <paNdiS> so you can buy outfits from the clothing store
51:00 <Doodle> which were both shit
51:00 <paNdiS> in the game
52:00 <TheRon> i am the game you don't wanna play me
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Ubisoft ... they've not learnt ever how to make characters look good
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and why the fuck is it rated R?
52:00 <milk> swearing
52:00 <milk> rape
52:00 <milk> murder
52:00 <TheRon> the rated r superstar
52:00 <milk> etc
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle GTA O 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> try something one day because I wanna know if I am imagining it 
53:00 <Doodle> i cant
53:00 <Doodle> no drive
53:00 <Doodle> i havent played it in ages
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that's doing Gerald missions and whatnot on hard for leveling
54:00 <thestig> GTA!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> simba's too lazy to find out for me 
54:00 <Doodle> atm i'm playing a 6yo copy of midnight club la
54:00 <Doodle> cos it was $7 on ps store
54:00 <simba> yea... thats it..!! >__> !!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
54:00 <Bastardly_One> don't get that stoned you buy farming simulator
54:00 <Doodle> lol i saw that
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I did 
55:00 <paNdiS> i cannae wait to see what gta 5 looks like on next gen
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen the trailer
55:00 <paNdiS> i hope they've touched it up real nice
55:00 <Doodle> pretty impressed that the $50 i put in my ps account is still there 3 years later
55:00 <Bastardly_One> looks mesmerising
55:00 <paNdiS> like with weather n shit
55:00 <paNdiS> ?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and I dunno ... I am a sucker for open world games at the best of times
56:00 <simba> HD trees
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's GTA 5 with more activities and eye candy 
56:00 <paNdiS> all that shit is important in a game simba
56:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah, pretty
56:00 <paNdiS> an imersive experience
56:00 <simba> lol
56:00 <simba> HD trees arent that important
56:00 <paNdiS> like with assassin's creed 4
56:00 <paNdiS> all of that mattered
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and I've been told the PS3 version of Watch Dogs isn't that good
57:00 <paNdiS> on old consoles ac4 looked shit
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but I got it because this friend of mine says it doesn't look *that* bad
57:00 <paNdiS> yeah
57:00 <Bastardly_One> the cunt better not be lying or I'll be going to the US to hurt him
58:00 <paNdiS> all they really do is cut out all those extra touches youd have on pc
58:00 <paNdiS> like with ac4 on 360 when you hid in bushes and crept along, the bushes didnt move as you moved and they didnt move because of the wind
58:00 <Bastardly_One> he seems to be getting good value out of it but he's easier amused than I am 
58:00 <paNdiS> on your ship they cut out the water effects
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that all?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> they didn't on the PS3 version ... pretty sure I saw the water ripple watching someone play it one day
59:00 <simba> is this what gaming has become
59:00 <paNdiS> water on the deck of the ship?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> can't remember 
59:00 <paNdiS> like when it rains the water gathers on the deck
00:00 <Bastardly_One> never played it myself and some kid was in the store at the time
00:00 <paNdiS> simba are you not sticking with the times? Devs want to deliver this shit to gamers
00:00 <paNdiS> it's not the gamers demanding it it's the developers going over as many details as they can
01:00 <paNdiS> that
01:00 <paNdiS> is like watching a movie with CGI and asking "Is this what's happened to movies? No more stop motion?"
01:00 <simba> ur a major graphics whore tho
01:00 <simba> its funny
01:00 <paNdiS> no im not
01:00 <simba> lol
01:00 <paNdiS> thats a lame statement
02:00 <simba> i thought it was obvious
02:00 <paNdiS> i wouldnt play my nes if i was all about graphics would i
02:00 <simba> you always talk about the graphics..
02:00 <paNdiS> no i dont
02:00 <paNdiS> why do you say that people "always" do something
02:00 <paNdiS> that's an absolute
02:00 <paNdiS> and tbh it's absolute bullshit.
02:00 <simba> well why would you be interested in GTA 5 if you didnt like it just cos it has HD trees
02:00 <simba> cos of the graphics improvments?
02:00 <Mew> fillosophie
02:00 <paNdiS> you're so judgemental simba
03:00 <Mew> yeh where's my basketball
03:00 <simba> im just saying what i see
03:00 <TheRon> i don't read the news without my danish
03:00 <paNdiS> you're weird.
03:00 <simba> you seem to consider graphics very important, as you said its integral to your 'immersive experience'
04:00 <paNdiS> graphics are important
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the title screen looks ok
04:00 <paNdiS> without them you wouldnt have a game..
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll tell you in a min if it's really shit 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> graphically 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> though I bet it has a 10 yr intro right?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> most Ubisoft shit does
05:00 <simba> <Bastardly_One> the title screen looks ok - thats it im upgrading
05:00 <paNdiS> um i dont think so
05:00 <paNdiS> i was pretty sure it jumps right in
06:00 <paNdiS> simba do you upgrade your pc?
06:00 <simba> i havent needed to in ages
06:00 <TheRon> footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy
06:00 <simba> footy pie
06:00 <paNdiS> hah ye same i guess, ive had this laptop for 5 yrs almost
07:00 <TheRon> pie!
07:00 <TheRon> poontang pie?
08:00 <simba> the pecan sandies
11:00 <paNdiS> oh this is gay
12:00 <Bastardly_One> this looks ok 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> seen worse
12:00 <paNdiS> i cant get that outfit unless i get the access granted pack and i have 4 of 6 of those outfits
13:00 <TheRon> jake gyllenhall, have you noticed all the straight roles after brokeback mountain?
13:00 <milk> compensation
14:00 <paNdiS> that was a good movie
14:00 <paNdiS> i just changed channel the like two times they fuck
16:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QHpvlr_kG6U
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lenka - Trouble Is A Friend (YouTube Version) (Oct 25, 2009) 3:33 - Category: Music - 17,595,516 views - 61,736 likes (97.7%), 1,475 dislikes (2.3%)
16:00 <TheRon> the gyleenhalls are twins yeah?
21:00 <paNdiS> maggie is sexy
22:00 <paNdiS> she was in some movie with james spader and bent her over a desk and spanked the fuck outta her
22:00 <paNdiS> hottt
22:00 <TheRon> wake up maggie i think i got something to say to you
22:00 <simba> is this lily allen
23:00 <paNdiS> oh man lily allen is so cute
23:00 <paNdiS> when she's thin.
24:00 <TheRon> i'm learning to fly, but i ain't got wings
26:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Rubberbandits - Horse Outside (Dec 8, 2010) 3:51 - Category: Comedy - 11,966,867 views - 57,019 likes (96.6%), 1,987 dislikes (3.4%)
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't get this game yet but seems ok so far 
30:00 <TheRon> we got the power to win.....
43:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!
54:00 <ness> hey mofos
56:00 <stevenn> 360!!!!!!!
57:00 <couleurs> no
57:00 <stevenn> yea
00:00 <ness> where are my favourites tonight?
00:00 <Zade> i am here
00:00 <stevenn> badteencam.com?
01:00 <ness> lol
01:00 <stevenn> ;]
03:00 <paNdiS> oh
03:00 <paNdiS> whut
03:00 <paNdiS> i just realised when u said bo2
03:00 <paNdiS> ur not banned nemore?
03:00 <paNdiS> lol
03:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!
03:00 <ness> i can't wait for the weekend to begin!!!!!!
04:00 <paNdiS> hack teh planet!
04:00 <Bastardly_One> hack chicago anyway
04:00 <Bastardly_One> this map is shit
04:00 <paNdiS> map?
05:00 <paNdiS> the map of chicago?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> thegame map
05:00 <paNdiS> i love it
05:00 <paNdiS> do you drive in car view?
05:00 <couleurs> did you guys get watch pugs
05:00 <paNdiS> i got dedsec edition months ago
06:00 <paNdiS> lent it to my neighbour today coz he got xbox one yesserday
06:00 <stevenn> im unbanned
06:00 <stevenn> !!!!!!!!!!!!
06:00 <paNdiS> haha u got skills bro ^5
06:00 <stevenn> new account tho!
06:00 <Maurice> I'm selling an xbox one, extra controller and 3 games
07:00 <stevenn> i only play 360
07:00 <paNdiS> what games?
07:00 <paNdiS> i wana get bayonetta on 360
07:00 <paNdiS> clocked it on ps3
07:00 <paNdiS> so many times lol
07:00 <Thoth> My favourite game is Cry Panda Cry
08:00 <paNdiS> give up already
08:00 <Maurice> Fifa, titanfall and forza
08:00 <paNdiS> did u get fifa with it, day one edition?
08:00 <Maurice> I got it with mine, I'm selling this one for mum
08:00 <paNdiS> ohhh ok
08:00 <paNdiS> is titanfall good in your opinion?
09:00 <Maurice> I've never played it my son likes it
09:00 <couleurs> i preordered fifa 15 suckas!!!!!!! who's #1!!!!!!!
10:00 <paNdiS> well i preordered it too
10:00 <paNdiS> because it came with xbox one
10:00 <Thoth> Instantly uncool.
11:00 <paNdiS> and i didnt want watev the other game was
11:00 <paNdiS> so IM NO 1
11:00 <couleurs> 15 not 14 u bozo
11:00 <paNdiS> oh
12:00 <Loof> everything is boring
13:00 <simba> great title for an autobiography
13:00 <couleurs> pwned.
14:00 <ness> Gold Coast Cops........omfg the coppers are buff
14:00 <ness> tanned and hot......im moving to QLD
14:00 <simba> but upstairs theyre basically spastic
14:00 <paNdiS> hahahaha simba
14:00 <paNdiS> i was wondering, is his life any less boring offline?
14:00 <simba> hhhhhhhh
15:00 <paNdiS> his wife is just goin to beat the shit out of him again :(
15:00 <Thoth> ness: it takes months of training to develop a perfectly formed beer belly
15:00 <ness> i see
15:00 <paNdiS> ur actually watchin that shit?
15:00 <ness> its not on yet, just a commercial
15:00 <paNdiS> NOT SO BORING AFTER ALL EY
16:00 <ness> watching ncis
16:00 <paNdiS> werd
17:00 <paNdiS> i want new games new games NOW
19:00 <stevenn> blacksop2 !
19:00 <stevenn> lets go
20:00 <Picard> evening 
20:00 <ness> hi Picard
20:00 <Picard> how are you ness?
20:00 <ness> yeah ok
20:00 <Picard> just ok?
21:00 <ness> hit on any teen girls lately?
21:00 <ness> while you jerk off in a sock
21:00 <Picard> wtf?
21:00 <Picard> i dont jerk off in a sock, geee
22:00 <Picard> and if they are 18 im prepared to feed them sausage
22:00 <simba> lollll
22:00 <Picard> how bout you, got your tits out on cam latelly?
22:00 <ness> lol
22:00 <ness> oh Picard, you wish
23:00 <Picard> i prefer to jerk off and let it fly everywhere
23:00 <ness> not going to happen
23:00 <Picard> :)
23:00 <Picard> simba how are you?
23:00 <Picard> exctied about the footy this weekend?
23:00 <matrix> Did I miss much
23:00 <ness> fuck football
23:00 <Picard> no matrix
24:00 <Picard> ness please
24:00 <ness> football = who cares
24:00 <matrix> I should imagine fucking a football would be painful
24:00 <simba> football equals who cares
24:00 <Picard> matrix i agree
24:00 <Picard> what a sooky cunt dangerfield is
25:00 <Bastardly_One> panda
25:00 <Bastardly_One> this sound is atrocious
25:00 <Picard> he passed away today
25:00 <Bastardly_One> motorbikes don't make this sound
26:00 <ness> who passed away?
26:00 <Picard> panda
26:00 <paNdiS> oh my gosh
26:00 <paNdiS> watch dogs is fantastic
26:00 <Picard> tragic loss
27:00 <paNdiS> why dont you focus on playing it and not critiquing shit
27:00 <paNdiS> lol
27:00 <paNdiS> maybe its just shit on ps3 and 360
27:00 <simba> im already playing the sequel, time cats
27:00 <Picard> maybe Bastardly_One is just a shit cunt
27:00 <ness> how can you be bothered playing games
27:00 <matrix> Hmm someone's in an anti - fun mood
28:00 <Picard> games are shit
28:00 <matrix> Meh
28:00 <matrix> Depends on the game
28:00 <Picard> sex games are ok
28:00 <Picard> ness likes to play sex games
28:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!
28:00 <stevenn> 360
29:00 <simba> texas instruments calculators
29:00 <Picard> simba?
29:00 <simba> ?
29:00 <Picard> <simba> texas instruments calculators
29:00 <simba> what about it
30:00 <Picard> whats that about?
30:00 <simba> none of your business
30:00 <Picard> fine
30:00 <paNdiS> b1 it takes a while to get into
30:00 <paNdiS> WD i mean
30:00 <simba> Woman's Day?
30:00 <Picard> <paNdiS> b1 it takes a while to get into   <-----you found chics like that also???
31:00 <paNdiS> frigid ones
31:00 <paNdiS> LOL
31:00 <Picard> lol
31:00 <Picard> chics with low self esteem are easy
31:00 <Picard> :P
31:00 <simba> then why couldnt u nail 1
31:00 <Picard> ive nailed plenty :)
32:00 <paNdiS> fk man
32:00 <paNdiS> its balls when u got 300,000 servers
32:00 <paNdiS> and EA cant get their shit together
32:00 <ness> Picard thats disgusting
32:00 <Picard> what is ness?
33:00 <ness> you preying on girls with low self esteem
33:00 <Picard> lol
33:00 <ness> maybe i should teach you a lesson
33:00 <Picard> i dont set out to do it
33:00 <Picard> you can try lol
33:00 <simba> do it
33:00 <Picard> you dont have low self esteem :)
33:00 <simba> be another girl to own him through the internet
34:00 <Picard> hush simba
34:00 <simba> take another 8 years off his life via stress
34:00 <simba> like bron did
34:00 <simba> lololllllll
34:00 <ness> yeah im not interested in being one of your victims
34:00 <Picard> lmfao
34:00 <simba> LoL!LOL!
34:00 <matrix> You tell him Nessy
34:00 <Picard> :)
35:00 <matrix> Picard had something with Bron?
35:00 <Picard> nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
35:00 <simba> no she just owned him
36:00 <ness> who is Bron?
36:00 <matrix> Ah
36:00 <Picard> drug fucked whore
36:00 <matrix> Bron is an old ricer
36:00 <simba> an old irc user
36:00 <matrix> Ircer
37:00 <matrix> She was always good value though
37:00 <simba> she genuinely messed Picard up
37:00 <ness> what happened to her?
37:00 <simba> magical
37:00 <Picard> she did?
37:00 <Picard> she had a kid didnt she?
37:00 <simba> what does that have to do with owning you
37:00 <simba> you have kids
37:00 <matrix> Bron is a good person 
37:00 <Picard> how did she mess me up?
38:00 <Picard> Adonis was fucking her 
38:00 <Picard> was he the father of her kid?
38:00 <simba> she turned Picard into the soulless freak we see today
38:00 <Picard> lol simba
38:00 <simba> helped morph a beast
38:00 <Loof> made him bald
38:00 <Picard> you have a vivid imaginatioon
38:00 <Picard> -o
41:00 <simba> 4:1)
41:00 <Picard> this dangerfield cunt is full of himself
41:00 <simba> what have the papers published today that has made you crap on about clangerfield?
41:00 <Picard> thinks he is bigger then the club
42:00 <simba> well he is
42:00 <Picard> he is not
42:00 <simba> most people are bigger than the clowns
42:00 <Picard> no one person is bigger then a football club
42:00 <simba> what did he say/what was printed?
42:00 <Picard> he is on the footy show, im hearing him saying it
42:00 <Picard> say*
42:00 <ness> fuck the footy show
42:00 <simba> kool
42:00 <Picard> ness how dare u
42:00 <matrix> Fuck the world
42:00 <spew_boy> hi guys
42:00 <matrix> Fuck everyone
43:00 <Loof> agreed
43:00 <Loof> people suck ass
43:00 <matrix> Raise your middle finger and say "Fuck you"
43:00 <ness> they do
43:00 <Picard> muslims are trying to fuck the world
43:00 <simba> the SANFLs composite clown franchise isnt a real club, nothing wrong with someone wanting to get the hell out 
43:00 <Picard> give them time
43:00 <ness> shut up Picard
43:00 <simba> agreed
43:00 <matrix> Picard  the nicest person I know is a Muslim
43:00 <matrix> The rest are fucked up
43:00 <Picard> ok i apologise for that comment
43:00 <matrix> And I am not Muslim myself
44:00 <Picard> some muslims want to fuck the world
44:00 <simba> like some white people?
44:00 <spew_boy> hi
44:00 <matrix> It's the minority Picard
44:00 <ness> i think we should volunteer Picard for a beheading - it would be a public service.  
44:00 <Picard> matrix i agree with you
44:00 <simba> agreed
44:00 <spew_boy> i love spewing up in my mouth after a meal or after ice cream its like having seconds
44:00 <matrix> Seconded
44:00 <simba> Picard on politics: "fuck muslims"
44:00 <paNdiS> lmao spew_boy
45:00 <Picard> not all muslims are terrorist, sadly is appears most terrorist are muslim
45:00 <simba> sshhh
45:00 <paNdiS> lol
45:00 <Loof> muslims > the bald
45:00 <Loof> bald people are evil
45:00 <matrix> Nah Loof not true
46:00 <matrix> Bald may be evil if you watched Breaking Bad though
46:00 <Picard> romperstomper
46:00 <Loof> baldness is just karma
46:00 <Loof> especially in picards case
46:00 <matrix> Ahhh ok
47:00 <ness> i cant' wait to see Scorpion
47:00 <Picard> its my mothers fault
47:00 <matrix> It's sad Muslim and terrorism get bundled together when most of the terrorists that exist we don't actually see and they are not Muslim
47:00 <matrix> We only hear of the Muslim ones
48:00 <Loof> their bible teaches to kill all non muslims
48:00 <Picard> the american government are terrorists
48:00 <matrix> Since when Loof? ??
48:00 <ness> half the governments of the world are terrorists....but no one says anything
48:00 <Loof> i heard some finatic reading passages
48:00 <matrix> Last I checked it was full of respect for others
48:00 <Loof> and it said that
48:00 <simba> we're the terrorists
48:00 <paNdiS> governments cannot be terrorists
49:00 <matrix> The are fanatic paragraphs in the  Christian bible too
49:00 <Picard> simba what?
49:00 <paNdiS> can you people steer clear of political discussions
49:00 <matrix> Lots of them
49:00 <Loof> religion is finatical
49:00 <paNdiS> because you're fucking idiots
49:00 <Picard> paNdiS behave 
49:00 <paNdiS> fine
49:00 <paNdiS> :P
49:00 <matrix> Pandis you should fit in well then
49:00 <matrix> :-P
50:00 <simba> govs set the terror in motion 
50:00 <Loof> fear sells
50:00 <Loof> weapons
50:00 <Picard> guess what?
50:00 <ness> Loof, true that
50:00 <doctor> I'm gonna let you all in on a little secret
50:00 <matrix> Australia is pretty lucky to be isolated but our government likes to scare the crap out of us
50:00 <doctor> The to truth is...
50:00 <Picard> its out of our control so who fucking cares
51:00 <matrix> After all they offered fttn instead of ftth
51:00 <simba> lol nice outlook Picard
51:00 <simba> you small minded, big headed oaf
52:00 <partay> lol
52:00 <Picard> simba i live by the motto of if i cannot control its outcome why worry about it
52:00 <ness> thats just ignorant Picard
52:00 <Picard> no its ot
52:00 <Picard> not
52:00 <simba> i know, thats how your generation has fucked up the earth so quickly
53:00 <partay> you have to remember picrad is simple folk 
53:00 <Picard> terrorist want us to be afraid, why let them worry u? continue living life like they dont exist
53:00 <simba> which they dont, really
53:00 <matrix> Back later 
53:00 <Picard> they dont exist?
55:00 <doctor> you are a terrorist
55:00 <Picard> thestig hello
55:00 <Picard> i dont exist doctor
56:00 <doctor> neither do i
56:00 <Picard> im a figment of simba's imagination
56:00 <matrix> Your just a figment
56:00 <simba> youre just a fag
56:00 <simba> ment
56:00 <doctor> i'm a figmant of yours
57:00 <Picard> no
57:00 <Picard> no 
57:00 <Picard>  and maybe
01:00 <Picard> where is matthew?
01:00 <Picard> i miss the little fella
03:00 <doctor> out with his bf 
04:00 <Picard> possible
04:00 <couleurs> but i'm here!!!!!!!
04:00 <couleurs> that bastard!!!!!!
04:00 <Picard> no one cares
05:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLQ964yhbp8
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Grouch - Simple Man (Nov 18, 2009) 4:39 - Category: Music - 131,171 views - 683 likes (98.8%), 8 dislikes (1.2%)
05:00 <couleurs> ok :(
05:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
05:00 <doctor> :(
06:00 <doctor> hello TheRiddler
06:00 <Loof> die theriddler you perverted manchild
07:00 <doctor> uncalled for
07:00 <Loof> he called for it when he was born
07:00 <Loof> cock that is
08:00 <Moke> bee girl
08:00 <Moke> eligh and the grouch
09:00 <Moke> The_Grouch_And_Eligh-Say_G_And_E-2009-BbH
09:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4WT1NbZzW0
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Grouch & Eligh - Say G&E! (Apr 28, 2011) 4:23 - Category: Music - 68,693 views - 343 likes (95.5%), 16 dislikes (4.5%)
10:00 <bee_girl> simple man is a cool track
12:00 <Picard> harsh
12:00 <Picard> loof is a total fucking nut job
12:00 <Picard> makes panda look normal
14:00 <Loof> how utterly fucking boring people are
15:00 <couleurs> :)
15:00 <bee_girl> nice one team
17:00 <matrix> Wb Nessy
17:00 <Picard> wb ness
17:00 <ness> thanks guys.  its nice to know you care
18:00 <matrix> I always have :-)
18:00 <Picard> i care:)
18:00 <ping> they dont care. they're just a bunch of horny idiots
18:00 <matrix> Lol ping I cbf with those sort of games
18:00 <partay> lol
19:00 <partay> picard is a sick fuck 
19:00 <matrix> If j was horny I wouldn't be on here
19:00 <Picard> ness is ok, why wouldnt i welcome her back
19:00 <matrix> I*
19:00 <Picard> partgay fuck off u moron
19:00 <ness> yes sick fucks always take an interest in me.....im blessed
19:00 <partay> lol
19:00 <matrix> Ness I ain't as sick as they make out lol
19:00 <ness> you are ok matrix, don't stress
20:00 <matrix> Lol
20:00 <matrix> :-)
20:00 <Picard> im not a sick fuck, its just the cretins who dont have a future are jealous of me and spread rumours
20:00 <ness> picard, enough with the delusions of granduer
20:00 <Moke> picard likes to eat urinal cakes
20:00 <partay> everyone here has seen your big ugly bulbus head picard and knows you're a creepy sick perverted old man 
21:00 <Picard> you forgot to mentions successful partay :)
21:00 <Picard> -s
21:00 <partay> hahaha
22:00 <simba> lollll
22:00 <simba> what rumors were spread about you Picard?
22:00 <simba> i cant think of anything that anyones made up... why would anyone need to make up anything about you when theres so much juice already
23:00 <Picard> you know fuck all about me
23:00 <simba> lolll
23:00 <Picard> you know what i want you to know :)
23:00 <simba> lolllllllllllllllllll
23:00 <partay> hahaha
24:00 <partay> that youre a fat ugly fuck ?
24:00 <Picard> say the cunt who hides behind his pc 
24:00 <partay> pffft
24:00 <partay> ok champ
24:00 <simba> lol Picards new fb pic is an elephant riding an elephant
24:00 <simba> aka him on an elephant
24:00 <Picard> love how you are so obsessed with me 
24:00 <ness> omg whats wrong with u all
25:00 <matrix> Nothing
25:00 <simba> so what rumors were spread about you
25:00 <matrix> Honest
25:00 <TheRiddler> that's not a elephant
25:00 <TheRiddler> he cloned himself
25:00 <simba> you look sexy in that tennis polo Picard
25:00 <simba> i can see your breasts through it
25:00 <TheRiddler> tripple Js
26:00 <Picard> simba u should seek help
26:00 <TheRiddler> triple
26:00 <simba> lollll
26:00 <Picard> this obsession isnt healthy
26:00 <simba> what obsession
27:00 <TheRiddler> Picard knows all about obsessions
27:00 <Doodle> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MF2_Q4gBvY4/UwcEtf-N-RI/AAAAAAAADHI/FUI0BIxFaw8/s1600/bra.jpg
27:00 <doctor> nice looking house for a black man
28:00 <Doodle> he obv broke in
28:00 <Picard> the obsession you have with me, you feel the need to constantly talk to me or about me when im not here, you stalk my facebook pics. simba this is not healthy
29:00 <TheRiddler> probably sitting there watching a gangbang 
29:00 <TheRiddler> with some rich white girl
29:00 <Doodle> is someone confusing being teased with obsession
31:00 <simba> lollllll @ Picard
31:00 <simba> does this mean youre going to stop asking me about my footy team ?
31:00 <simba> are we breaking up?
32:00 <TheRiddler> he's pissed his team got mopped up by your team in the 1st qtr
34:00 <ness> fuck footy
36:00 <slinky_J> http://im-a-picture-6.blogspot.com.au/2014/07/the-best-of-youtube.html
36:00 <slinky_J> so cute!
36:00 <Picard> which josh are you?
38:00 <slinky_J> chill josh
38:00 <slinky_J> slinky linkin bruv
39:00 <Picard> lol
39:00 <slinky_J> how cute is dis pikachu kitty bro https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1393726_663355673695904_392141281_n.png?oh=1b57e6bcbced08ecf207a39c264196c5&oe=5496789C
39:00 <ness> lol Clueless is on tv
39:00 <slinky_J> chicks would so date a dude just for that cat lolz
40:00 <simba> Picard, do your breasts make you self concious?
44:00 <ness> leave Picard alone
45:00 <Picard> date a guy for his cat? 
45:00 <partay> poor picard
45:00 <Picard> slinky_J are u high?
45:00 <Picard> simba stop obsessing
45:00 <ness> i dont' want to work tomorrow!!!!Arrrggghhhh
46:00 <simba> lollll
46:00 <simba> ness: cooking is shit.
46:00 <ness> i like cooking, i just don't like work
47:00 <ness> im off to bed peeps.
47:00 <ness> nite
47:00 <slinky_J> nite
00:00 <simba> https://38.media.tumblr.com/16807e47c665dceb2800b08a89cf6809/tumblr_nb3o7ckJvZ1r4l813o1_500.png
03:00 <slinky_J> woo hoo downloadin Super Time Force
03:00 <slinky_J> i <3 newschool platformers
16:00 <Kynetic> look out its Picard
17:00 <Picard> holy shit
17:00 <Picard> Kynetic isnt dead
17:00 <Kynetic> inorite
17:00 <Kynetic> how the fuck i didnt die in thailand i dont know
17:00 <Picard> lol
17:00 <Kynetic> apparently its really easy to die there
18:00 <Picard> same
18:00 <Picard> yeah
18:00 <Kynetic> when they took us out to the islands
18:00 <Kynetic> i swore the boat was gonna sink and we were all gonna die
18:00 <Picard> lol
18:00 <Kynetic> at least we had canoes 
18:00 <Picard> you go in the fast boat or slow boat?
18:00 <Kynetic> i didtn have a lot of faith in the lifejackets
18:00 <Kynetic> well it was described as a 'luxury boat'
18:00 <Kynetic> lol
18:00 <Kynetic> i can assure you
19:00 <Kynetic> it was not luxurious
19:00 <Picard> did u like it or not?
19:00 <Kynetic> im not even sure it was a boat
19:00 <Kynetic> it was awesome
19:00 <Kynetic> :D
19:00 <Fez> It had white man
19:00 <Fez> It lux as
19:00 <Kynetic> there were only 2 other aussies on it
19:00 <Picard> im going back next year
19:00 <doctor> you're more likely to get bludgeoned or stabbed to death. havent heard of any australian tourists drowning there recently
19:00 <Kynetic> was great not being surrounded by yobbo aussies
19:00 <Kynetic> oh good 
20:00 <doctor> i liked phuket
20:00 <doctor> nice place
20:00 <Picard> yes it is
20:00 <Picard> bangla road is entertaining
20:00 <Kynetic> yeah once you get out of patong is a lot better ;P
20:00 <Kynetic> its entertaining for like.. i dunno.. 2 days
20:00 <Kynetic> and then it gets on your nerves
20:00 <Fez> Patong?
20:00 <Kynetic> patong beach
20:00 <Fez> U go to kantong too?
21:00 <Kynetic> is mumma
21:00 <doctor> i just ate cheap food and drank cheap beer
21:00 <Kynetic> makin kantong?
21:00 <Fez> No
21:00 <Kynetic> what a bitch fez
21:00 <Fez> Ikr
21:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.dropbox.com/s/12dqz1uem37cukb/2014-09-18%2018.18.12.jpg?dl=0
22:00 <TheRiddler> this was my dinner
24:00 <Picard> no one cares
24:00 <Picard> Kynetic did u fuck a ladyboy?
24:00 <TheRiddler> you were too scared to fuck 1 I bet
24:00 <TheRiddler> afraid her dick would be bigger
24:00 <Picard> i did 3
25:00 <Kynetic> no but i was propositioned by one
25:00 <Picard> lol
25:00 <Kynetic> only once though
25:00 <Kynetic> while lara was off having a massage
25:00 <Picard> happy ending massage?
25:00 <Kynetic> nah i was walkin along
25:00 <Picard> ok
25:00 <Kynetic> she goes .. in a deep voice "massage.... foot massage... sucky sucky"
25:00 <Picard> 500 baht
26:00 <Kynetic> lol
26:00 <Kynetic> i wouldnt be surprised
26:00 <Kynetic> i didnt stop to find out :P
26:00 <Picard> thats what it cost
26:00 <Kynetic> so what.. $18
26:00 <Picard> $15
26:00 <Kynetic> its only worth $15 when you convert it back in cash :P
26:00 <Kynetic> its really worth about 18
27:00 <Picard> bargain
27:00 <Kynetic> well.. it costs you about 18 i should say
27:00 <Fez> Bargain
27:00 <Kynetic> still
27:00 <Kynetic> its fucking cheap
27:00 <Kynetic> i was gettin smokes for 50 baht
27:00 <Picard> which bars did u drink at?
27:00 <Fez> Dambit
27:00 <Maurice> And cheap fucking
27:00 <Maurice> Bazinga
27:00 <Kynetic> buyin bottles of alcohol for like 300 baht
27:00 <Kynetic> like full bottles of vodka and rum n shit
27:00 <Kynetic> was crazy
27:00 <Kynetic> lol
27:00 <Picard> cost fuck all
27:00 <Kynetic> get pissed as a fart for fucken.. $20
27:00 <partay> Maurice i wouldnt charge you 
28:00 <Picard> we ate lobster for dinner and cost under $30 for both of us
28:00 <Maurice> Score
29:00 <Picard> did u got parasailing?
32:00 <TheRiddler> why dont you move there
32:00 <Picard> why would i want to move there??/
33:00 <TheRiddler> well you own your own business
33:00 <Picard> yes and?
33:00 <TheRiddler> you dont have to be there all the time to oversee it
33:00 <TheRiddler> you can fly in and out
34:00 <Picard> that is correct, but i dont wish to leave australia
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