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00:00 <Skirmish> What if the war of independence was won by the British. 
00:00 <alienated> got another fingernail stuck between my teeth
00:00 <Bastardly_One> know the title Skirmish?
00:00 <Skirmish> Not off hand. 
00:00 <milk> see, there you go with the threats
00:00 <Bastardly_One> might be out and about on the net already if we're getting it soon
00:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd like to see that
01:00 <milk> you're not going to change
01:00 <alienated> hi milk
01:00 <milk> so have a nice Empire decay
01:00 <alienated> bye milk
01:00 <alienated> sad
01:00 <alienated> sad goodbye
01:00 <alienated> haha
01:00 <alienated> fuck it
01:00 <alienated> :(
01:00 <alienated> :( :( :(
01:00 <alienated>                                            :( :( :(
02:00 <alienated> .
03:00 <alienated> hi Student
03:00 <Student> hello 
03:00 <alienated> :)
03:00 <alienated> how are you today?
03:00 <Serenity> YEAHHH EHH YEAHHH ITS A PARTY IN THE USA!
03:00 <Student> you use to be alienated romeo?
03:00 <alienated> yeps
03:00 <Student> so you are no more romeo?
04:00 <Student> what party?
04:00 <alienate_romeo> there
04:00 <alienate_romeo> :)
04:00 <Student> cool 
04:00 <alienate_romeo> how are you today?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
04:00 <Student> i am pretty cool, how about yourself 
05:00 <Student> what is with all those iiiiiiiiss
05:00 <Skirmish> America. Imagine the world without her in the doco.
05:00 <Student> what what 
05:00 <alienate_romeo> yep happy to be home resting my my bones from a very cold winter
05:00 <alienate_romeo> but
05:00 <alienate_romeo> i got another fingernail stuck between my teeth
05:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers
05:00 <alienate_romeo> sux
06:00 <Student> well 
06:00 <alienate_romeo> do you like coffee Student?
06:00 <Student> i like cold coffee
06:00 <alienate_romeo> cool
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish
06:00 <alienate_romeo> :)
06:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z_j5XBjA2U
06:00 <Student> with chocolate and some other stuff
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (HD) The World Without America - Full Documentary (Jul 17, 2014) 0 - Category: Film & Animation - 47,102 - 189 likes (78.1%), 53 dislikes (21.9%)
06:00 <Student> do you like coffee alienate_romeo?
07:00 <alienate_romeo> i sure do
07:00 <Student> how do you like your coffee? hot , cold?
07:00 <alienate_romeo> both hot and cold
07:00 <alienate_romeo> did You study today Student?
08:00 <alienate_romeo> i gotta stop chewing my nails
09:00 <Student> yes i study a lot of things today 
09:00 <alienate_romeo> ah cool
09:00 <alienate_romeo> do you have an office at home?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I do ... an "office" and a bedroom is a good deal for $125 a week rent
10:00 <alienate_romeo> ahh cool
10:00 <alienate_romeo> wait
10:00 <alienate_romeo> that was a trick 
10:00 <alienate_romeo> un cool
10:00 <alienate_romeo> ;)
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish
11:00 <Bastardly_One> no need to wait I guess
12:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks
12:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> Student have you got transportation?
12:00 <Student> yes 
12:00 <Student> 6 cylinder 
12:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> nice
13:00 <Student> what do you do? business?
13:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> i live off eating zombies
13:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> and rare meats
13:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> :)
13:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> nah i work for the dole
13:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> but not even
14:00 <Bastardly_One> this documentary better get better
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm bored already
14:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> do you like to read novels?
14:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> Student
15:00 <Student> if i got a bit of time i watch tv, or film 
15:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> ah
15:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> seen any good films?
15:00 <Student> from your nick i get that you did have some love affair 
15:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> yeps
16:00 <Student> i watched gladiator yesterday or re-watched
17:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> ah ok cool
17:00 <Student> few other new movies but did not put any impression on me 
17:00 <Student> like hang over 3
17:00 <Student> so you met your love?
17:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> JUliet lives
18:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> :P
18:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> Student what's your fave color?
18:00 <Student> dark blue , green 
18:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> ah nice i like green just green
18:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> have you had dinner yet?
19:00 <Student> did have some snacks
19:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> cool
19:00 <Student> yaah , chicken vegetable roll
19:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> i ate some chicken, it was great
19:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> :)
20:00 <Student> with tomato chilli sauce
20:00 <Student> yap chicken is normally white ;P
20:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> do you like chinese food?
20:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> im still listening to 38 tracks of fleetwood mac
21:00 <Student> i have not ate much of chinese food, except for chicken corn soup
21:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> ah okay
22:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> youre a good STudent me thinks
22:00 <Student> ha ha , 
22:00 <Student> what made you think that?
22:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> oh
22:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> um
22:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> don't know
22:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> anyway
22:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> do you have a good tv?
23:00 <Student> it works
23:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> ah nice
23:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> do you have good ooks?
24:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> do you have good looks*s?
24:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> i have good looks but i have to have a shave soon
24:00 <Student> i do ok 
25:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> ok
25:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> do you have any questions you'd like to ask me?
25:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> im getting fatter everyday
26:00 <Student> why you think you are getting fatter every day?
26:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> cause i am a lazy bum
26:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> :)
27:00 <Student> you think your bum is lazy or it is your brain?
27:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> maybe both things
28:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=490598034413097
31:00 <Student> well 
31:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> TheRiddlerwhat's that?
32:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> Student yes,
32:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> well
32:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> >>>
32:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> :)
32:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> i want to cook a gumbo
33:00 <Student> i was thinking about your juilet 
33:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> ahh
34:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> don't think too hard
34:00 <Student> why did she left you?
34:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> :P
35:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> we both cheated
35:00 <Student> oh , very nice
36:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> Student have you got a good kitchen to cook in?
36:00 <Student> yes
36:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> cool
39:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> Rumours
39:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> Album by Fleetwood Mac
39:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> Play AlbumShare
39:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> 38Songs
39:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> Easy Listening60'sSouthern Rock
40:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> done :)
41:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> now im listening to Craig David
42:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> Student did you ever make paper aeroplanes?
42:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> nerdy
42:00 <Student> yes i did, a lot of them 
42:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> cool
42:00 <Student> also made paper ship
42:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> good stuff
43:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> ahh
43:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> nerdygirl hiya
44:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> hahahahaha
44:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> riiiiiight
45:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> nerdygirl are you really nerdy?
46:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> www.student do u think nerdy girl is nerdy.com
46:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> hehe
46:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> she's no Juliet
46:00 <\Alienated_Romeo> me thinks
49:00 <\open_mind> words
50:00 <\open_mind> simba where the fuck are you man
50:00 <\open_mind> ???
51:00 <Student> ball watching 
51:00 <\open_mind> ahh
52:00 <\open_mind> where are you Student?
53:00 <\open_mind> hello chicks
54:00 <[DoC]> romeo!
54:00 <\open_mind> :)
54:00 <\open_mind> hehe
54:00 <[DoC]> chicks are dead
54:00 <\open_mind> DOC!!
54:00 <\open_mind> damn
56:00 <\open_mind> beer left me feeling dead
56:00 <[DoC]> beers! 
56:00 <\open_mind> and damn
56:00 <\open_mind> chicks are dead?
56:00 <[DoC]> i WANT BEERS!
56:00 <[DoC]> yeah romeo
57:00 <\open_mind> :)
57:00 <\open_mind> no woman no cry
58:00 <Maurice> Wheres faux
59:00 <Student> call for the devil and devil is here
04:00 <[DoC]> Student stfu son
05:00 <Maurice> Oh, it's Lurks
06:00 <Student> lurks, the baby making machine
06:00 <Student> really mad machine
08:00 <MusiciaN> are you talking to canada
08:00 <MusiciaN> or did you miss a word in there
08:00 <[DoC]> yeah Student has born with the help of that machine
08:00 <Student> who let the [DoC] out,,,,,,,,,,, whooooooooo whoooooooooooooooo
08:00 <\open_mind> where are you iBiZa?
09:00 <\open_mind> i think he let himself out
09:00 <\open_mind> Doc that is
10:00 <beehhh> im talking to you and no i havent missed a thang bye
10:00 <Student> he is still thinking about that 
10:00 <\open_mind> thinking about what?
11:00 <[DoC]> Student stfu or i will make u or stay away from me idiot
11:00 <Student> come on baby , do not be rude
11:00 <Student> now just bent over
11:00 <\open_mind> [Doc] got any tunes?
12:00 <Skirmish> I want a staffy. 
12:00 <[DoC]> Student first learn how to speak or write english
13:00 <Doodle> *stiffy
13:00 <[DoC]> \open_mind yeah :)
13:00 <[DoC]> brb
13:00 <\open_mind> cools
14:00 <Thoth> thats a game I haven't played for ages
14:00 <Thoth> command & conquor
14:00 <Thoth> I used to play red alert heaps
15:00 <MusiciaN> okay, i thought you mean "i'm going to go to canada", but if you haven't missed a word i'll just remained baffled at what you mean
16:00 <beehhh> fuck i need sleep good nite
16:00 <Mew> you must be new here
16:00 <MusiciaN> you can get generals working on win7 with a bit of fuffing
16:00 <MusiciaN> i'm not sure about red alrerts
17:00 <MusiciaN> lol@doodle
20:00 <Thoth> ra3 apparently works on the 7s
21:00 <Thoth> I'm playing this alpha wars game... except its a little lame
21:00 <Thoth> http://uk.alpha-wars5.com - flash based
21:00 <Thoth> of course they want you to pay money to produce minerals
22:00 <Thoth> or clicky every second
22:00 <Thoth> err, minute
22:00 <MusiciaN> there is a C&C browser game
22:00 <MusiciaN> tiberium wars
23:00 <MusiciaN> must be pretty polished by now, it's been around for years
23:00 <\romeoHACKT> drinking my hot milo yum yum
24:00 <\romeoHACKT> im walking awayyy
24:00 <\romeoHACKT> ,,,
24:00 <\romeoHACKT> ---
25:00 <Thoth> this one has anti-macro tech... pretty lame... I was going to make a macro to do my clicking
25:00 <Thoth> I require more minerals
25:00 <MusiciaN> tiberiumalliances.com
25:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
25:00 <\romeoHACKT> .|M|.
25:00 <\romeoHACKT> .|A.
25:00 <\romeoHACKT> fucked it
25:00 <\romeoHACKT> sposed to say MASTER
26:00 <MusiciaN> how is it possible to stop macro's....
26:00 <\romeoHACKT> gunna re try
26:00 <\romeoHACKT> .|M|.
26:00 <\romeoHACKT> .|A|.
26:00 <\romeoHACKT> .|S|.
26:00 <\romeoHACKT> .|T|.
26:00 <\romeoHACKT> .|E|.
26:00 <\romeoHACKT> .|R|.
26:00 <\romeoHACKT> :>
26:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off
26:00 <\romeoHACKT> fuck off
27:00 <\romeoHACKT> fuck off
27:00 <ShadowLurker> gtfo mate
27:00 <\romeoHACKT> no
27:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
28:00 <MusiciaN> of course ra3 works on win7, it was realeased after generals when vista was out
29:00 <MusiciaN> i could write you an auto clicker if you want
29:00 <simba> My love, my queen....norell the tranny
30:00 <Maurice> Lol
30:00 <Maurice> Rank
32:00 <simba> talk 2 the hand Maurice
32:00 <Maurice> I often do
32:00 <Maurice> :/
32:00 <Maurice> Nevermind it's my own hand
33:00 <MusiciaN> i bet you do more than talk to it
33:00 <Maurice> Thats rather rude
33:00 <Maurice> He's probably still typing in his status window
34:00 <MusiciaN> your dirty mind
35:00 <MusiciaN> i meant hold a warm beverage on a cold night
35:00 <MusiciaN> what did you think i was talking about
35:00 <Maurice> I don't even know what I'm talking about
35:00 <Skirmish> I think it's bed time. 
36:00 <MusiciaN> refreshing honesty
36:00 <MusiciaN> nobody else here does either, but try and get them to admit it
36:00 <Maurice> What, nobody else here does bedtime?
36:00 <Maurice> Night Skirmish
36:00 <Maurice> See you in 4 days ;)
37:00 <Skirmish> That's 1000km a day to drive! 
37:00 <Maurice> Not my problem
37:00 <Skirmish> lol
37:00 <Maurice> My leather seats are yet to be christened
38:00 <Maurice> Also, just hit 2069km
38:00 <Skirmish> I am over 5k now. 
38:00 <simba> (8) * iF i FaLl ALoNg ThE WaY,, PiCk Me UP n DuSt Me OFf* (8)
38:00 <Maurice> Would hump Rob Thomas' face
38:00 <Maurice> Skirmish, it's obv mines been on display rather than used >.<
38:00 <simba> i heard that song on the radio the other day and i hadnt heard it for 10+ years
38:00 <Skirmish> Ride his moustache pony.
38:00 <Maurice> And god how I've tried
38:00 <simba> it took me right back to 90s videos hits
39:00 <Maurice> I reckon his best song is She's So Mean
39:00 <Maurice> Which is only last year
39:00 <simba> "can u help me? im bent" lol
39:00 <Maurice> I am not
39:00 <Maurice> I was working in a hotel when that came out
40:00 <Maurice> Was about 19
40:00 <Maurice> :(
40:00 <British^Meat> cum
40:00 <Maurice> I already did
40:00 <Maurice> 3 weeks ago
40:00 <simba> cum, cum again
42:00 <Maurice> I don't even know
43:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/BvGbmEuV_lA
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mary J. Blige - Be Happy (Matt X Version) (Jun 16, 2009) 3:55 - Category: Music - 1,387,868 - likes (98.3%), dislikes (1.7%) dislikes (1.7%)
46:00 <Student> no reason given 
47:00 <Thoth> meh
47:00 <Thoth> tiberium wars is lame
47:00 <Student> cool 
47:00 <Student> i like that
47:00 <Student> Ana_Ng 
48:00 <rookal> what happened Student?
49:00 <Student> what caused you to ask me what happened? :)
51:00 <Thoth> the units etc. make no sense
51:00 <romeo> porn
52:00 <romeo> and food
52:00 <rookal> just I got a PM asking about you
52:00 <romeo> ahh
53:00 <rookal> yes its poor isnt it
53:00 <romeo> mmm
53:00 <romeo> fat
53:00 <romeo> bbq
53:00 <romeo> fat pizza
54:00 <rookal> fat pizza
54:00 <romeo> hehe
54:00 <rookal> fat bbq meat lovers pizza dominos
54:00 <romeo> yeah
56:00 <Thoth> red alert was far more logical... at least red alert 1 was
56:00 <Thoth> I haven't played it since
56:00 <British^Meat> trouble?
57:00 <rookal> red alert so good
57:00 <Thoth> I hope 3 is better
57:00 <Thoth> getting it off the usenutz
58:00 <rookal> download it off torrents it prob up
58:00 <rookal> 3 isnt so good
58:00 <rookal> its like tiberiun
58:00 <rookal> 2 is best and 1
58:00 <Thoth> lame
58:00 <Thoth> 1 was better than 2
58:00 <Maurice> Fucking mean https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/s526x395/10665811_10152741131030844_3840486760792213077_n.jpg?oh=0f20e36e4f6c1732298b83c8815cdd37&oe=5484618A&__gda__=1419971889_0cb21adb99423ba5587fd5e24106f154
59:00 <rookal> actually 3 isnt so bad but its new
59:00 <rookal> its like starcraft 2 nothing special
59:00 <Student> double trouble
00:00 <Thoth> I never actually played starcraft
00:00 <romeo> Student check this out
00:00 <romeo> im using Floss
00:00 <Student> ha ha 
00:00 <Student> good luck 
00:00 <romeo> and theres a guy in here with the nick Floss
00:00 <romeo> okay
00:00 <Serenity> floss is a girl.
00:00 <romeo> :)
00:00 <romeo> ahh
02:00 <romeo> i wanna hack things
02:00 <romeo> i wanna hack porn
03:00 <simba> starcraft owns
03:00 <simba> and sc2 is pretty good
03:00 <romeo> boredom
03:00 <Student> that would be stupid 
03:00 <Student> porn is normally free
03:00 <Student> it is every where 
03:00 <romeo> what would be better to hack?
03:00 <Student> hack your brain 
03:00 <romeo> brain
03:00 <romeo> i like it
04:00 <British^Meat> warcraft 3
04:00 <simba> that was not 2 bad
04:00 <British^Meat> only craft ive polayed
04:00 <romeo> i want some free xxx porn
05:00 <ShadowLurker> hack an axe into ur forehead
05:00 <Student> tube porn 
05:00 <Student> not every thing that works for you will work for others ShadowLurker
05:00 <romeo> shadows
05:00 <Student> oh Resool , located in germany 
06:00 <Resool> hello Student
06:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up student you gimp
06:00 <Student> hello sir 
06:00 <Student> ha ha 
06:00 <romeo> lol he called you a gimp where's your comeback man
07:00 <Student> i do not reply back to mentally challenged people ;P
07:00 <romeo> free sex change for everyone
08:00 <romeo> Student are you a legs kinda guy or a boobs kind of guy or face kind of guy?
08:00 <romeo> i like hair
08:00 <romeo> long hair
08:00 <romeo> yeah
08:00 <romeo> :)
08:00 <romeo> and face then the legs
09:00 <rookal> starcraft 1 sex
09:00 <rookal> Student dont worry about ShadowLurker he has problems
10:00 <bradd_pitts> this guy rules https://medium.com/alt-ledes/stop-sharing-this-photo-of-antisocial-newspaper-readers-533200ffb40f
10:00 <Resool> i am afraid that Student does have 3 times more IQ than we do
10:00 <ShadowLurker> ashloch
10:00 <romeo> night terrors
11:00 <rookal> warcraft 1 sex
11:00 <romeo> man my legs hurt
11:00 <Resool> i would not waste my night to call people a gimp or to give them other insulting names
12:00 <rookal> i agree
13:00 <rookal> but Resool we always have losers who want to do this
13:00 <romeo> www.endlesstubeporn.com
13:00 <romeo> This page can't be displayed
13:00 <romeo> doh
13:00 <romeo> ouch my stomache hurts
13:00 <Resool> i do check almost all links here
13:00 <romeo> better eat some more food
14:00 <romeo> www.julietnaked.com
15:00 <simba> kool
15:00 <romeo> www.orgasm.net
15:00 <romeo> yes
15:00 <romeo> cool
15:00 <romeo> that one worked
15:00 <ShadowLurker> Schwanzlutscher
16:00 <simba> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1485103605083382&fref=nf
16:00 <simba> lololol
16:00 <Maurice> Bless you
17:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
18:00 <Maurice> Fucking fuck
18:00 <Maurice> Just coughed and it came out my nose
18:00 <Maurice> I blame simba
18:00 <Thoth> His cum?
18:00 <Maurice> Then yes
18:00 <simba> Do Dogs Even Have Brains?
18:00 <Resool> ShadowLurker congratulations it is the fist time you got a german word right :P
18:00 <ShadowLurker> im used to polish tho
18:00 <Maurice> More to the point, its the first time he's dipped his wick
18:00 <Maurice> What a virgin
18:00 <rookal> ;p;
19:00 <Maurice> Mine doesn't
19:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
19:00 <Maurice> Mine is a 50kg thing scared of my kitten
19:00 <Saemon> how did that s&m meet up thing of yours you hosted on saturday go?
19:00 <Resool> alway remember google is your friend or your BIG BROTHER
20:00 <simba> lol
20:00 <Maurice> Scared of cats, lets shame him https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/p417x417/2524_67159490843_4684687_n.jpg?oh=dbc4c8e871f12c1519eacc9eba93e8de&oe=548B5F5C&__gda__=1418868109_41def0e9577dfa767626e666cc02f76b
20:00 <simba> it was just a webcam chat thing
20:00 <simba> "do dogs have brains?" - Saemon
21:00 <Saemon> oh thats lame then 
21:00 <simba> what did you think it was
21:00 <Bastardly_One> says simba 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah it went well 
21:00 <Saemon> cool
21:00 <Saemon> what went down?
21:00 <simba> but it was lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> more people took part than everyone expected
21:00 <Bastardly_One> no cams at all twit
21:00 <Saemon> got any pics or vids of the event?
21:00 <Maurice> Is it
22:00 <simba> lol
22:00 <Maurice> Sah dumb https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/p417x417/25838_417903865843_2875551_n.jpg?oh=56a5f4f3716abd910c7b5546c0890d45&oe=549BD201&__gda__=1420105354_5db6c89978b94d8e5ed78f5ade760a58
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I take pics of online things all the time 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus
22:00 <Saemon> meet up with yous with a ski mask and a baseball bat. i will give you an s&m session u wont forget
22:00 <Saemon> it will be so intenst, you will be in ER in ICU 
22:00 <romeo> anyone here made a million dollars yet?
22:00 <Maurice> Me
22:00 <Maurice> 3 times
22:00 <romeo> ah ahaha
22:00 <romeo> ok ok
23:00 <Saemon> intense*
23:00 <Maurice> Look guys, my dog is better looking by far
23:00 <Saemon> oh my god. vanilla ice cream
23:00 <simba> does that dog even have a brain
23:00 <Maurice> My kitten is close behind because shes making sure I see her killing my chairs
23:00 <Saemon> sprinkled with milo
23:00 <Saemon> holy fuck have i died and gone to heaven?
23:00 <Maurice> simba, of course not
23:00 <Maurice> He just smiles for everything
23:00 <romeo> boner
23:00 <Resool> making my fist million did not work out, now i will restart trying to make the second million
24:00 <simba> what a lovely attitude
24:00 <Maurice> This shit https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/580040_10151028694905844_1645049159_n.jpg?oh=14149d9fdcc5184345b7d836b24e1747&oe=54CFEC03&__gda__=1419320200_9b45f5168f1d55128728f729ce9361cb
24:00 <Maurice> He is so sweet
24:00 <Maurice> But dumb
24:00 <romeo> ahh ok cool Resool
25:00 <rookal> resool where do you locate?
26:00 <simba> dogs usually r
26:00 <Maurice> Hes very spesh
26:00 <simba> hence the universal nickname "dumb dog"
26:00 <Maurice> I cut him some slack
26:00 <Resool> scroll up and you will see :)
27:00 <Maurice> Sleep sitting https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/525857_10151054560270844_997670992_n.jpg?oh=182b51514515906b9802871f94576eb7&oe=54870F58&__gda__=1422880503_5e2730b20d23980fe7d60b9efe0ced97
27:00 <Maurice> I was like 'what is this snoring? Oh crap, it's the dog'
27:00 <rookal> mmm Resool do not push it
28:00 <simba> -_- - ur dog
28:00 <Maurice> He's boooooooooooootiful
28:00 <Maurice> But stupid..
28:00 <simba> well u cant have it all
28:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking boof head
28:00 <Resool> i always do indicate my location each time i join a channel
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he does look like fun though
29:00 <Bastardly_One> dogs I don't think are totally stupid 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> they just don't find the need to complicate stuff
29:00 <Maurice> simba, thats why I married my husband ;)
29:00 <simba> u mean they CANT complicate stuff
29:00 <rookal> germans are the most superior race on earth
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno ... small dogs can 
30:00 <simba> like theyre intelligent but just want a simple life
30:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <Maurice> Cam only complicates my vag
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I think big dogs don't care
30:00 <Maurice> Its rough
30:00 <Maurice> Doc is only 50kgs
30:00 <Maurice> Which helps since my friend 2 streets away had some chick trying to kick her door in
30:00 <Resool> well than i am no real german because i am not superior
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but he's not a small breed and I bet he goes off when he feels the need
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to have a bull terrier like that 
31:00 <Maurice> Well hes 50kgs, nobody ever said hes a small breed
32:00 <Bastardly_One> dumber than dirt for all intent and purposes
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but more like his attitude was why complicate shit?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and they've got shit eye sight
32:00 <Maurice> No, sorry, he's smarter than you, and he's scared of cats
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... that still makes me lauh
32:00 <Bastardly_One> *laugh
32:00 <Maurice> And the cats were scared of the fish
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that he's scared of cats
32:00 <Resool> rookal read my nick the reverse way and drop one O
32:00 <Resool> that is what i am
33:00 <Maurice> Essy just smashed the fuck out of my front door key
33:00 <Maurice> Times two
33:00 <rookal> lol
33:00 <rookal> its better with 2 o's
34:00 <Maurice> God I hate my mother in law being here
34:00 <Bastardly_One> either I'm allergic to this washing powder
34:00 <Bastardly_One> or I have the chicken pox
34:00 <Maurice> Or you're a fag
34:00 <Saemon> i dont know where the cliche stereotype that cats like fish stems from. in nature they are 2 creatures that never encounters one another at all
34:00 <Resool> www.resool.com/pic/resool.gif
35:00 <Bastardly_One> pure curiosity
35:00 <Maurice> Oh Saemon is requesting a ban
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and cats have varied tastes more than dogs too ... as in some like fish, some like meat
35:00 <Maurice> What
35:00 <Maurice> My kitten hates fish
36:00 <Bastardly_One> the fish thing ... they're just interested in them because they float around I reckon
36:00 <Maurice> Shes def mine
36:00 <Saemon> i like siamese cats
36:00 <Maurice> I had a burmese
36:00 <Maurice> A 3 legged one
36:00 <rookal> lol
36:00 <rookal> better with 2 o's
37:00 <Saemon> their black furred legs looks like boots cuz the rest of their body is liek a gray color
37:00 <Saemon> looks like theyre wearing boots
37:00 <Saemon> its sexy
37:00 <Maurice> Saemon is full of shit, nobody would stick around
37:00 <Maurice> Wtf
37:00 <Maurice> Siamese?
38:00 <Saemon> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siamese_cat
38:00 <Resool> it took me a long time to work out the animation
38:00 <Resool> i will make a new one in which i drop one O
39:00 <simba> lol
39:00 <Resool> bye
43:00 <Saemon> wtf ive just wasted 2 hours of my life watchin this crappy prison movie called 'starred up'
43:00 <Saemon> set in england
43:00 <Saemon> thought it was gona be a good prison drama
43:00 <Saemon> such a dissapointment
46:00 <simba> do u do anything that u dont consider a waste ?
48:00 <Saemon> haha u should know the answer to that 
48:00 <Saemon> watching WWE, true blood and game of thrones
49:00 <simba> ummm ok
49:00 <simba> what about everybody loves raymond
49:00 <Saemon> thats alright, but i like king of queens better
50:00 <simba> i see
50:00 <simba> is that the fat sitcom?
50:00 <simba> lol
50:00 <simba> which is the one with the fat guy and the fat wife
50:00 <simba> and they make fat related comedy
51:00 <simba> lmao i googled fat sitcom and the first one is probably it
51:00 <simba> Mike & Molly
52:00 <Maurice> I quite like Mike and Molly
52:00 <Maurice> Those fat bastards get me
53:00 <simba> fuck
53:00 <simba> youd watch anything
53:00 <Maurice> Nuh uh
53:00 <Maurice> I just class myself as the fatty
53:00 <simba> omg ur beatutiful no matter what shape u r
54:00 <Maurice> Fuck off m8
54:00 <simba> ur one of Gods creatures
54:00 <Maurice> No
54:00 <Maurice> Unless you wanna cyber me
54:00 <Maurice> Then reowrrrr
55:00 <simba> ok
55:00 <simba> im strippin u
55:00 <Maurice> I'm watching
55:00 <Maurice> DO IT. DO IT BITCH. DO ITTTTTT
55:00 <simba> but the cutscene loaded and im back to my game 
55:00 <simba> you lay unsatisfied and dripping
55:00 <Maurice> pFFT
56:00 <Maurice> The dripping is normal
56:00 <simba> what a rollercoaster of emotions
59:00 <Saemon> https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/24925715/god-particle-has-potential-to-destroy-us-hawking/
59:00 <Saemon> lol that geezer will say anything to stay relevant now
01:00 <simba> dont talk about romeo like that
02:00 <\romeo> hi simba
02:00 <\romeo> ...
03:00 <Saemon> i was talkin about stephen hawkings
03:00 <simba> hji
03:00 <Saemon> and lol at bigbrother 2014 housemate skye
03:00 <Saemon> no way shes 20 yrs old
03:00 <\romeo> :)
03:00 <simba> dont
03:00 <Saemon> she looks 30
03:00 <\romeo> simba how was your day?
03:00 <simba> good
03:00 <\romeo> cool
04:00 <\romeo> what did ya get up to?
04:00 <\romeo> i ate sum chicken
04:00 <\romeo> today
04:00 <simba> me too
04:00 <simba> i ate chicken
04:00 <\romeo> coool
04:00 <simba> exclusively
05:00 <simba> i only eat chicken on mondays
05:00 <\romeo> ok
06:00 <\romeo> i have 5 beers
06:00 <\romeo> :)
06:00 <\romeo> gunna get thirsty this week
06:00 <simba> WHAT KIND OF BEERS
07:00 <\romeo> VB
07:00 <\romeo> have you smoked any weed today simba?
07:00 <simba> yea a bit
07:00 <\romeo> cool
07:00 <\romeo> i had a couple of coffees
08:00 <MusiciaN> were they large coffees
08:00 <\romeo> yes
08:00 <\romeo> :)
08:00 <\romeo> not much porn on the internet
09:00 <\romeo> all my good coffeee beans are gone i have to buy sum more
10:00 <\romeo> simba i think all the good porn is hiding
10:00 <MusiciaN> not much... poooooorrrnnn?
11:00 <MusiciaN> what is this thing called porn you speak of
11:00 <\romeo> Musician do you like beer?
11:00 <MusiciaN> indeed i do
11:00 <\romeo> cool
11:00 <MusiciaN> i like larger most
11:00 <\romeo> me too
11:00 <\romeo> ah i c
12:00 <MusiciaN> do you like miller chill
12:00 <\romeo> i like most beers
12:00 <\romeo> im sure i'd like that one
12:00 <\romeo> have you had any coffee today Musician?
12:00 <MusiciaN> some people can't handle other flavours in their beer
13:00 <\romeo> ahh
13:00 <\romeo> ok
13:00 <MusiciaN> well i say people
13:00 <MusiciaN> i mean hicks
14:00 <\romeo> hicks!!!
14:00 <MusiciaN> well i just woke up a couple of hours ago
14:00 <\romeo> hehe
14:00 <\romeo> ok
14:00 <\romeo> i have a busy day tommorow
14:00 <MusiciaN> i have a burrrrrr grinder
15:00 <\romeo> mmm i c
15:00 <MusiciaN> i think it costs more than the coffee machine
15:00 <MusiciaN> makes great coffee though
15:00 <\romeo> cool
16:00 <\romeo> did you get up to much this week Musician?
16:00 <\romeo> same old same old here
17:00 <\romeo> simba do you feel good on the inside?
17:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <simba> yep im drinking tomato soup
17:00 <\romeo> coool
18:00 <simba> how do u feel on the inside
18:00 <MusiciaN> waiting for centrelink to pay me
18:00 <MusiciaN> they keep saying any day now...
18:00 <\romeo> yep pretty bubbly
18:00 <MusiciaN> it's just gone 4 weeks
18:00 <\romeo> ah fuck centrelink
19:00 <\romeo> what do you like to spend money on?
19:00 <\romeo> i have to go to centrelink someday
19:00 <\romeo> with a rebel yell more more more
21:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> simba do you grow your own?
21:00 <Resool> i love that weed topic
21:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> :)
23:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> what else do you love?
23:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> i love tomatoe soup
23:00 <mandyjane> Skirmish: 
24:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> im jealous of you simba
24:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> *tomato soup
24:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> i love *tomato soup
24:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> :)
24:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> with a rebel yell more more more
25:00 <BlackDevil> i love your prolapse
25:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> 6suck my kiss
25:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> prolapse aye
25:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> what's that?
25:00 <mandyjane> Boring
28:00 <rookal> fuck off
29:00 <Resool> grow it in a modified wardrobe, you can harvest a few time a year
29:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> yep
29:00 <Resool> this should be enough for a single person
30:00 <British^Meat> ooer
31:00 <British^Meat> y u come on so late [[\alienated|_Romeo_^^?
31:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> had some shit to do
31:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> :)
31:00 <British^Meat> r u in asia land?
31:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> nope
31:00 <British^Meat> y not?
32:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> i want to buy some really nice new clothes
32:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> Australia is the place to be man
32:00 <British^Meat> mambo
32:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> hehe
32:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> mambo
33:00 <simba> piping hot
33:00 <British^Meat> stussi
33:00 <Resool> something with a leather cap :)
34:00 <Resool> real man do wear that
34:00 <British^Meat> aerosport
35:00 <rookal> fucking aeroaspoert 
36:00 <British^Meat> lol
36:00 <simba> fuck off plivent
37:00 <British^Meat> oh no
37:00 <British^Meat> which one
37:00 <simba> oh no stones throw
38:00 <British^Meat> frowed
40:00 <British^Meat> nobody ever gets called a worm anymore
40:00 <British^Meat> its probably due for a comeback
41:00 <MusiciaN> lol
41:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> >:P
41:00 <MusiciaN> they call me dr worm
42:00 <rookal> take my life
42:00 <rookal> wehre we do
42:00 <rookal> john akensaw was a good man
43:00 <MusiciaN> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkVHdUkMJdk
43:00 <British^Meat> ./whois john akensaw
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: They Might Be Giants "Dr. Worm" (Apr 12, 2007) 3:00 - Category: Film & Animation - 829,027 - 3,490 likes (97.6%), dislikes (2.4%)
43:00 <rookal> john akensaw is john bowens real father
45:00 <British^Meat> my goodness
45:00 <simba> lool i just saw a Penny Arcade comic
45:00 <simba> havent thought about that in many years
46:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> good night simba
46:00 <[[\alienated|_Romeo_^^> :)
47:00 <simba> nite
48:00 <rookal> sorry man no more
48:00 <rookal> im high on lsd
48:00 <rookal> and vb
50:00 <Thoth> I like pub musos
50:00 <Thoth> They make albums where every track is the same
50:00 <Thoth> I have no idea how they're so talented
50:00 <simba> thats how u get into the music industry
51:00 <Thoth> no variation?
52:00 <simba> by sucken ass
52:00 <Thoth> o right thats fair
53:00 <Thoth> sometimes I buy their albums, make them sign it, so I can throw it away
53:00 <Thoth> so far I've never thrown away anything good
54:00 <simba> they say every great band started out in a little pub somewhere..... then sold out somewhere along teh way xD
54:00 <Thoth> if your 50 and you still haven't made it, you probably won't
55:00 <Thoth> they're the kinds of people you tell to "never give up"
03:00 <Thoth> tiberian alliance is so lame... you can't even direct units to particular locations
03:00 <Thoth> also that alpha wars is really lame because you spend most the time producing minerals... I'm not north korean
08:00 <Resool> Germany
08:00 <Resool> Hello everyone
13:00 <simba> Thoth are you related to Attila?
21:00 <Saemon> bow chika wow wooow
21:00 <rookal> Saemon
21:00 <rookal> u fuck off
21:00 <Saemon> no
21:00 <Saemon> hell fucken no
21:00 <Saemon> me stay.
23:00 <Saemon> watsup anyway pplz
23:00 <Saemon> watsa crackalaaackiin
26:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck me this is getting stupid
27:00 <Bastardly_One> bring in paul heyman and zeb colter to manage each bella twin
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and start an epic war
28:00 <MusiciaN> what the heck
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh talking shit 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> never mind 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> WWE bullshit ... 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> over it again 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> on to annoying americans instead
29:00 <rookal> u fuck off Bastardly_One
29:00 <Bastardly_One> negative
48:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
48:00 <Saemon> i havent even watched raw yet
49:00 <Saemon> cant believe im gona say this but
49:00 <Saemon> im actually not to keen n interested in spending 3 hours watchin it....after last weeks offerings
49:00 <Saemon> i fast forwarded through all the matches 
50:00 <Saemon> only watched the talking segments which got to do with furthering the storylines and thats it
51:00 <MusiciaN> ahhh raw
52:00 <MusiciaN> 1987 eddie murphy
52:00 <MusiciaN> i don't see what your problem is with it
52:00 <MusiciaN> or how what you said relates to the same thing i'm talking about
53:00 <Thoth> Attila is European, Thoth is Egyptian
58:00 <rookal> Saemon do not follow Bastardly_One
58:00 <rookal> he is what we call a larron
21:00 <simba> ENG ER LAND ROX OLLO
24:00 <Sponge> does anyone have the miley cyrus topless pics
24:00 <Sponge> tmz always black bars her tits
44:00 <Bert187> Oreo is being racist
44:00 <Bert187> its coz im black 
00:00 <partay> Wake up you lazy fuckers 
04:00 <Pyro-> naaaah
08:00 <Floss> im up
08:00 <Floss> thanks to the dog
09:00 <Pyro-> about to scoff down some lasagne for breakfast :D
09:00 <Floss> i had a muffin with this new peanut butter brand from iga
09:00 <Floss> it has honey mixed i with it
09:00 <Pyro-> how does it rate?
09:00 <Floss> its really good
10:00 <Floss> i only got it causde it was the only one on special but its nice
10:00 <Floss> theres a maple one and another one i couldnt see
10:00 <Pyro-> i'll stick with my lasagne :P
11:00 <Floss> ive got curried  sausages and mash but dont really want it for brekkie hahaha
23:00 <Floss> maybe get drunk today
35:00 <Rak> :D
42:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no Floss
42:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
45:00 <partay> Floss good plan 
52:00 <Floss> i dont have anywhere to be today lol
53:00 <Floss> im thinking a shot each time i finish an assignment question
04:00 <partay> Floss or make me a snack
04:00 <Floss> or no
04:00 <ShadowLurker> i heard you all like to slide hard cocks up your chocolate cracker
07:00 <doctor> angs
08:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
08:00 <Ana_Ng> dr dr
09:00 <partay> Floss loves anal 
09:00 <partay> All chicks do
09:00 <Serenity> anal is great
10:00 <Skirmish> Floss' boyfriend has the largest penis in the world. I think if she took anal it would end up a wind tunnel when she farted. 
10:00 <Floss> i do not love this
13:00 <ShadowLurker> i have to agree with Serenity
13:00 <ShadowLurker> anal is great
13:00 <partay> Then the question beckons.  Do you do ass to mouth? 
14:00 <Stiller> hello
15:00 <doctor> it's very quiet in here this morning and I got up extra early just to be here
15:00 <Skirmish> Why do you continue to join this channel if you despise it so much Ana_Ng? 
16:00 <Skirmish> Mother Mew. 
16:00 <partay> Speaking of anal  hi mew 
16:00 <Skirmish> Did B1 answer your question last night Mew? 
16:00 <Skirmish> The internet is such a massive expanse ... why do you need to be here? 
18:00 <Skirmish> Honey fresh from the bee is so much nicer than what you get from the supermarket. 
18:00 <abc> lol
19:00 <Mew> Hi hi hi
19:00 <Mew> Yeah I did
19:00 <Mew> he*
21:00 <Skirmish> lol Jaquai Lambie got up and said she is part abo ... now the tribe she claims to be part of has come out and said "prove it". 
21:00 <Serenity> YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH
22:00 <Mew> sometimes.. In the heat of the moment..
23:00 <partay> lol skirmish 
23:00 <Skirmish> Good ole Prince William has knocked up Kate again!  GO WILLIE! 
23:00 <partay> Mew I like the cut of your jib 
23:00 <Skirmish> You mean you like her tits? 
23:00 <Floss> i dont like it but i know a lot of chicks that do
24:00 <Floss> each to their own
24:00 <Mew> I have good jib and good tits okay
24:00 <Mew> the full package
24:00 <Floss> lol jib
24:00 <Floss> it sounds like the loose skin under a turkeys beak
24:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRSgo9ANR5s
24:00 <Skirmish> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-09-09/questions-about-lambies-heritage-part-of-tribal-war/5729752    <------ LOL watch this story unfold. 
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: .ولادة طبيعية وخروج مولود للحياة سبحان الله (Dec 5, 2011) - Category: Education - 1,493,279 - 1,554 likes (69.7%), 674 dislikes (30.3%)
24:00 <Skirmish> She would be so comfortable on irc. 
24:00 <Mew> jibble jibble
25:00 <partay> Mew has magnificent mewbs.  Don't be harsh on yourself 
25:00 <Stiller> anyone wanna chat 30m here
25:00 <ShadowLurker> no
25:00 <ShadowLurker> noone wants to chat
25:00 <Thoth> Cunts wrecked aye
25:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Insane Clown Posse : Bodies Fly [Forgotten Freshness, Vol. 4 - 2005]
25:00 <Floss> i feel hungover
25:00 <Skirmish> Stiller: You are about 6 years too late for that kind of thing. 
25:00 <Mew> rekT
26:00 <Floss> did perth have crazy weather last night?
26:00 <ShadowLurker> rektanoose
26:00 <Mew> i think everywhere had wild weather
26:00 <Skirmish> Except for NSW. 
26:00 <Mew> i got stuck in the big smoke 
27:00 <Skirmish> Did you go and stay at Panda's Mew?
27:00 <Floss> its still crappy here
27:00 <Serenity> wasnt bad in perth last night floss
27:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y026ZbXiBY
27:00 <Serenity> we got ours the night before
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kickass Miracles - Erectile Tissue Destruction (Nov 4, 2006) - Category: Travel & Events - 5,081,354 - 2,042 likes (65.1%), 1,096 dislikes (34.9%)
27:00 <Serenity> it was fucken crazy sunday night
27:00 <Mew> Lol skirmish 
27:00 <Floss> i was driving home about 11 on sunday from perth glad i missed it for that
27:00 <Skirmish> Well, the tree loppers have finished so I can consider going back to bed now. 
28:00 <Mew> hopefully he's in jail or the nut house 
29:00 <Serenity> =/
30:00 <ShadowLurker> can only hope Mew
30:00 <Floss> whos this
31:00 <Serenity> what should i cook for dinner
31:00 <Thoth> Crocodile
31:00 <Thoth> plz
32:00 <Serenity> gross no thanks
32:00 <Thoth> How do you feel about deep fried insects?
32:00 <Skirmish> Why is Thoth going out of his way to be a twat? 
33:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: I could go for a chicken shnitzel and chips. 
33:00 <Thoth> Twat? I'm legit talking about food I have tried or want to try
34:00 <Skirmish> Nobody asked you that. 
34:00 <Thoth> < Serenity> what should i cook for dinner
34:00 <Serenity> i think all insects should be exterminated.
34:00 <Thoth> I believe you're mistaken
34:00 <Serenity> so im not into eating them
34:00 <Skirmish> You're simply making every effort you can to get a reaction out of people.  It's try hard trolling if it is anything. 
34:00 <Serenity> mm schnitty and chips
34:00 <Thoth> How is that trolling?
34:00 <ShadowLurker> yum
34:00 <Thoth> People do eat croc & insects. Not together tho
35:00 <Serenity> ive had croc
35:00 <Serenity> its strange
35:00 <Skirmish> Are you 16yo?  You say a lot of stupid things Thoth, and then try to justify it like a teenager. 
35:00 <ShadowLurker> you have been deemed a troll by a group of your peers and therefore anything and everything you say from this point forward is considered trolling and will be dismissed as such
35:00 <ShadowLurker> have a nice day
35:00 <Thoth> Serenity: was it any good?
35:00 <Thoth> How did it taste?
36:00 <Serenity> it was like
36:00 <Serenity> the texture of steak
36:00 <Serenity> but tasted like seafood
36:00 <Serenity> this particular one was cooked with garlic so it tasted like garlicy seafood
36:00 <Thoth> Was it gamey at all?
36:00 <Skirmish> Chicken Shnitzel, chips and diane gravy. 
36:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Insane Clown Posse : I Stuck Her With My Wang [Mutilation Mix - 2002]
36:00 <Serenity> no i wouldnt call it gamey
36:00 <Thoth> Fair
37:00 <Serenity> i really couldnt tell you if i liked it or not tbh
37:00 <Serenity> lol id have to eat it again
37:00 <Thoth> I can only find two places to get it :/
37:00 <Thoth> http://www.australianheritagehotel.com/content/eat
37:00 <Thoth> http://www.alpinegamemeats.com/
37:00 <Thoth> I was looking last night, heh
37:00 <Mew> I liked croc, tasted like chicken/pork to me
37:00 <Serenity> a chinese place where i used to live does it
37:00 <Serenity> thats how i tried it
37:00 <ShadowLurker> crock tastes like whatever its fed
38:00 <Thoth> ShadowLurker: yea I read that
38:00 <Mew> eating chikkins n piggys
38:00 <Thoth> I wonder how that is...
38:00 <ShadowLurker> we used to eat it all the time years ago
38:00 <Thoth> Chicken doesn't taste like what its fed. Neither does beef
38:00 <ShadowLurker> that and emu
38:00 <ShadowLurker> and roo
38:00 <bradd_pitts> i've been sitting here for about 45 minutes thinking about how Dumbledore was gay and trying to hook him up with sick wizards in me head.
38:00 <Serenity> you'd eat anything
38:00 <ShadowLurker> almost
39:00 <Thoth> Yea I haven't tried emu either
39:00 <Thoth> Can barely call myself australian
39:00 <ShadowLurker> its tough chicken
39:00 <Skirmish> lol bradd_pitts
39:00 <bradd_pitts> i had a bite of an emu sausage once and gagged for 3 hours
39:00 <bradd_pitts> vomit
39:00 <ShadowLurker> rabbit snags are nice
40:00 <bradd_pitts> hi Skirmish :)
40:00 <Skirmish> I won't eat anything that is on our coat of arms or considered a pet in residential areas. 
40:00 <Serenity> kangaroos arent considered pets anywhere
40:00 <Serenity> they're vermin
40:00 <ShadowLurker> they are
40:00 <Skirmish> They are on the coat of arms.
41:00 <ShadowLurker> still vermin
41:00 <Serenity> emus are just weird
41:00 <Serenity> theyre too weird looking for me to eat
41:00 <Floss> giant hopping rats
41:00 <Mew> what about duck skirmish?
41:00 <bradd_pitts> ive never tried kangaroo
41:00 <Serenity> they are giant hopping rats
41:00 <Serenity> they stink
41:00 <Skirmish> Mew: Ducks are lovely and they make me laugh. No, I cannot eat duck.
41:00 <Thoth> Serenity: make pad thai
42:00 <Thoth> always good
42:00 <Floss> lol they had like 10 at perth zoo
42:00 <Floss> i was like......
42:00 <Serenity> thats not a bad idea Thoth
42:00 <Serenity> havent done pad thai for ages
42:00 <ShadowLurker> om nom nom
43:00 <Thoth> :)
43:00 <bradd_pitts> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1609713_912262788820912_1622718606605109117_n.jpg?oh=9ae8108b47ba253e8dc9bb22da457b3b&oe=54D11210&__gda__=1418745995_ecd3c9d6705e02b12cba6410a4f2f50a
44:00 <Serenity> :|
44:00 <Serenity> lol
44:00 <Skirmish> Shark kills man at Byron Bay. 
44:00 <Skirmish> Bit his leg ... bled out. Poor bastard. 
45:00 <Pyro-> stoned shark now
45:00 <Mew> Loool
45:00 <bradd_pitts> sif anyone went swimming in this weather
45:00 <bradd_pitts> freaks
46:00 <bradd_pitts> its 23 here and warm but still not swimming weather
46:00 <Skirmish> Surfer bradd_pitts.
46:00 <Thoth> heh
46:00 <Mew> Our friends had this amazing house in Byron bay and then they sold it to a couple from my kitchen rules
46:00 <Mew> There's a video on YouTube I'll find it
46:00 <Thoth> I got this cam whore of a fb friend who keeps posting pics of her and her boobs near water
46:00 <Thoth> Just fishing for attention
46:00 <Floss> LOL thoth so do i
46:00 <bradd_pitts> lol mew you always have a brill story for everything 
46:00 <Skirmish> I would have removed her. 
46:00 <Thoth> Nah she's my hairdresser
46:00 <Floss> she takes pics of her food all the time too
46:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cSzLrvVSNdg
46:00 <bradd_pitts> omg i have a gay mate who takes constant pics of his legs
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Platypus Playground Retreat.m4v (Feb 27, 2012) 3:12 - Category: Travel & Events - 1,448 - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
47:00 <Pyro-> nothing wrong with some boobs
47:00 <Skirmish> You can't remove your hairdresser from your facebook?  
47:00 <Mew> Lol foof the house is so good tho :(
47:00 <bradd_pitts> he manages to sneak them into every photo
47:00 <Pyro-> more of my friends should post pics like that\
47:00 <bradd_pitts> mew i wasnt saying its a bad thing!
47:00 <Floss> its so funny when they do a selfie with tits in it and they put a caption
47:00 <bradd_pitts> but a keyword in every convo triggers some random memory or something, it rules
47:00 <Floss> like "love the world and smile" or some bullshit
47:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Dark Lotus : Villainous (feat. Anybody Killa) [The Mud, Water, Air & Blood - 2014]
47:00 <bradd_pitts> i hate those pointless facebook captions
47:00 <Thoth> Floss: always the gayest caption
47:00 <bradd_pitts> like long song lyrics or something
48:00 <bradd_pitts> HOW DOES THAT RELATE TO BOOBS
48:00 <bradd_pitts> pls
48:00 <Floss> bahaha yes
48:00 <Skirmish> I never experience them. Nobody on my facebook does stupid shit like that. 
48:00 <Floss> justv wanted an exuse to post selfie number 300 of the day
48:00 <bradd_pitts> "wake me up before you go go" *shows pic of vag
48:00 <Serenity> Skirmish youve got like 4 people on fb
48:00 <Serenity> hush
48:00 <ShadowLurker> pic of vag with caption "#cunt"
48:00 <bradd_pitts> lmao
48:00 <ShadowLurker> kgo
48:00 <Thoth> < bradd_pitts> omg i have a gay mate who takes constant pics of his legs
48:00 <Skirmish> 20 something! 
48:00 <Thoth> LEL - does he caption them?
48:00 <ShadowLurker> lel?
49:00 <ShadowLurker> really
49:00 <bradd_pitts> "none of my facebook friend does anything stupid"
49:00 <Thoth> Yes I LELED
49:00 <bradd_pitts> why do you keep lelling
49:00 <Floss> rofl
49:00 <bradd_pitts> its weird ok
49:00 <bradd_pitts> pls
49:00 <Skirmish> He's a hipster.
49:00 <Floss> omg brad stop lelling
49:00 <bradd_pitts> ew thoth has a name
49:00 <ShadowLurker> he's a fucking cocksquirt
49:00 <Skirmish> ^
49:00 <Floss> lol
49:00 <Floss> thats graphic
50:00 <bradd_pitts> me https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=659845487427312
50:00 <Skirmish> His conception is an example of why women should not sleep naked, on the wet spot, on their stomach. 
50:00 <Floss> mum would call him a "pile of wank" that is her favourite term for ppl
51:00 <doctor> lol bradd_pitts
51:00 <bradd_pitts> :P
51:00 <Floss> hahaha 
52:00 <bradd_pitts> excuse me i have the most delicious lunch in the fridge
52:00 <bradd_pitts> cannot wait to consume
52:00 <ShadowLurker> this is thoth copping a load http://fortheloveofsemen.tumblr.com/image/97009465627
52:00 <Skirmish> Do tell. 
52:00 <bradd_pitts> half a rack of ribs w/ veggies
52:00 <bradd_pitts> fuk ye
53:00 <Thoth> lul
54:00 <ShadowLurker> youre not helping your cause
54:00 <Skirmish> That does sound yum. I only had breakfast at 11. 
55:00 <Skirmish> Iphone will announce it's new models at 3am in the morning. 
55:00 <bradd_pitts> i had breaky early, i got up at 6am and zumba'd
55:00 <bradd_pitts> cha cha chaaaaa
56:00 <ShadowLurker> shh im hungry
56:00 <bradd_pitts> eaaaaat
56:00 <ShadowLurker> too much work to do
57:00 <bradd_pitts> yeah you seem heaps busy
57:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
57:00 <bradd_pitts> lol @ caption https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10641107_613128428788158_3705245253447385815_n.jpg?oh=b6861f4757a1ab774b4538111a059493&oe=548D8669&__gda__=1419248821_c92bab7e45eed0c80602c6db54a78195
58:00 <Snage> i just inserted an object into my rectum
59:00 <Skirmish> "She mowed the lawn, she cooks the BBQ. The way god intended it"
02:00 <Serenity> yeah ShadowLurker get off irc at work do you actually look busy
02:00 <Serenity> loser
02:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
02:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Violent J : Multiple Myselves [Wizard of the Hood - 2003]
02:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh lol @ me with my pretend job
03:00 <Serenity> turbo just tried to climb the door
03:00 <Serenity> funniest thing ever
04:00 <ShadowLurker> he stands up n gets half way up
05:00 <bradd_pitts> god
05:00 <bradd_pitts> grumps m8
05:00 <bradd_pitts> lighten up i wassnt saying you dont have a job or dont work
05:00 <British^Meat> who, lets hassle them
05:00 <bradd_pitts> NUNYA
05:00 <Skirmish> ShadowLurker: I cop shit for being able to use irc at work ... so should you! 
06:00 <ShadowLurker> ikr
06:00 <British^Meat> just figured it was Thoth
06:00 <bradd_pitts> nah
06:00 <bradd_pitts> hes lelling in his corner
06:00 <ShadowLurker> with his thumb up his bum
06:00 <Serenity> i want sushi
06:00 <Thoth> I upgraded to leluled
06:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
06:00 <bradd_pitts> lelul
07:00 <bradd_pitts> youre so gay (
07:00 <Serenity> and/or karage chicken
07:00 <bradd_pitts> :(
07:00 <ShadowLurker> om nom
07:00 <bradd_pitts> im going.. to not be here. 
07:00 <bradd_pitts> adios buttheads
07:00 <Serenity> ok bye
07:00 <bradd_pitts> (Y)
07:00 <ShadowLurker> ..|.
09:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSwFx4hN_vY
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: عشر حقائف غير مفيدة عن الجنس (May 23, 2014) 2:12 - Category: Education - 37,867 - 36 likes (40.9%), 52 dislikes (59.1%)
09:00 <Serenity> man ants script is like $10 if i order it online
09:00 <Serenity> thats so shit
09:00 <Skirmish> How much from pharmacy? 
10:00 <Serenity> $25
10:00 <Skirmish> That is a bit of a difference. 
10:00 <Serenity> and by online i mean online from a pharmacy not dodgey shit lol
10:00 <Thoth> How do they check the script anyway?
11:00 <ShadowLurker> theyre all registered
11:00 <Serenity> ^
11:00 <Thoth> Yes but... do they get a number off the script, ask you to scan it, what?
11:00 <Serenity> both
11:00 <Thoth> o right
12:00 <Thoth> leluled
14:00 <Skirmish> After observing for some time,  have noted that Thoth is rarely in any two sided conversations.  He is always on the fringe making silly comments or linking stupid links.  As such, I welcome Thoth to become the first long term member on my ignore list.  *pops party poppers in celebrations*
14:00 <Thoth> YAY! I DID IT!
14:00 <ShadowLurker> re:
14:00 <ShadowLurker> *09:34:33 AM* <ShadowLurker> you have been deemed a troll by a group of your peers and therefore anything and everything you say from this point forward is considered trolling and will be dismissed as such
15:00 <British^Meat> bwhaha
16:00 <British^Meat> doesnt take the noobs long to break anymore
16:00 <British^Meat> no stamina
17:00 <Thoth> I haven't even been trolling today. Maybe a little bit :(
17:00 <Thoth> Thats why its more leluled
17:00 <Student> some one is troubled by assembly language
19:00 <Serenity> lol right British^Meat?
19:00 <Serenity> used to be something that would take at least a year
19:00 <Serenity> now they cant even last a full week
20:00 <British^Meat> a lot of us survived, even back in the dark era
20:00 <British^Meat> we all pulled through
20:00 <British^Meat> These days, not so much
22:00 <Skirmish> I mourn the lost artform that was trolling from back in the day. 
22:00 <Mew> British^Meat you should've come carved some ice with me, it was the BEST.
22:00 <British^Meat> yer it would be :)
22:00 <British^Meat> kinda jelly
22:00 <British^Meat> r u like, good?
22:00 <Mew> I'll go to thebs next time and irc meet u
22:00 <British^Meat> be cool to go pro it
22:00 <British^Meat> tee hee
22:00 <Mew> I was still good yeah
23:00 <Skirmish> BM just wants to check out if your rack is as good in person. 
23:00 <mandyjane> Me too pls mew
23:00 <Mew> He's seen bens rack
24:00 <British^Meat> i'll just have to be on the look out, coz apparently if josh ever sees me in the street, and our cross pass, then he "will bash" me
24:00 <Serenity> has pirate got a hairy chest
24:00 <Serenity> he seems like he would
24:00 <British^Meat> lol she invited me, maybe she wants to check out my nads
24:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Blaze Ya Dead Homie : I Go to Work [Blaze Ya Dead Homie - 2000]
24:00 <British^Meat> or something
24:00 <Skirmish> Pirate wakes up in the morning and instantly looks like Capt Jack Sparrow.
24:00 <Mew> I would be so pleased if we saw him on the street lol
25:00 <Mew> Pirate has like 3 chest hairs
25:00 <British^Meat> he'd have to leave his house/suburb for that to happen
25:00 <Mew> He's smoov
25:00 <Skirmish> Me too! 
25:00 <Serenity> thats disappointing
25:00 <British^Meat> haha
25:00 <British^Meat> was that from the butter?
25:00 <British^Meat> buttered ben
25:00 <Mew> Proba
25:00 <Skirmish> It's like that part of puberty missed me altogether. 
25:00 <Mew> Probs*
25:00 <British^Meat> god that a was eerily erotic that pic
25:00 <British^Meat> he looked tasty
25:00 <Serenity> lol...
26:00 <British^Meat> succulent
26:00 <Snage> i just inserted the third object into my rectum
26:00 <British^Meat> snage make it 5, put both ur hands in there
26:00 <Skirmish> British^Meat: Do you know where Panda lives?  I am planning a road trip whereby I go to Vic and pick up Doodle and we fill B1's letterbox with horse poop.  We can come through Adelaide and do it to Panda too on the way to WA. 
26:00 <Mew> STUDENT
27:00 <British^Meat> lol vaguely
27:00 <British^Meat> kipnap beagle first, he'll lead u to him
27:00 <Mew> I do
27:00 <Mew> exactly
27:00 <Snage> i like pigeons
27:00 <Student> dear Mew
27:00 <Student> how are you madam?
27:00 <Mew> well thanks, sexy curry puff
27:00 <Mew> how are you?
28:00 <Serenity> steph knows
28:00 <Mew> If you do that road trip I'm coming for the Adelaide leg
28:00 <Snage> Panda lives with his mummy
29:00 <Skirmish> lol ok Mew. 
29:00 <druff> Brazil butt lift
29:00 <Student> i am fine , sexy madam 
29:00 <Fez> Boobs
29:00 <Fez> Oh hey mew
30:00 <mandyjane> Shit auto correct.  
30:00 <Serenity> on to WA where doodle will proceed to full maurices box
30:00 <Snage> i have dandruff of the anus
30:00 <Skirmish> HA HA HA HA punch me in the nose.  Better than you have tried my ass storing friend and it remains lovely and straight.  
30:00 <Mew> Oh hey fezbian
30:00 <Student> heyyy , watch it Fez
30:00 <Fez> Them*
30:00 <Fez> Nod*
31:00 <British^Meat> oh, and i know which burb Saemon is in
31:00 <British^Meat> can those guys ride the special bus?
31:00 <ShadowLurker> send yo mumma stright up to the store
31:00 <ShadowLurker> tell that bitch to bring home a faygo
31:00 <British^Meat> u know, towed behind the normal bus?
31:00 <Sponge> that's the backpack wagon
31:00 <Snage> skirmish is a weak nerd
32:00 <Skirmish> lol yeah I am heaps nerdy. 
32:00 <Snage> you are on here all day
32:00 <Snage> you are nerdy
32:00 <Skirmish> You must be here all day to notice. By your logic that makes you nerdy too.
33:00 <Snage> yes i am too
33:00 <British^Meat> y r u a nerd?
33:00 <British^Meat> Snage is trouble
33:00 <British^Meat> i can just feel it
33:00 <Snage> but you are made out of the nerdiest parts of other nerds
33:00 <British^Meat> + he is in all the trouble chans
33:00 <Snage> British^Meat, fuck off you stinking pommy scum
33:00 <British^Meat> oh my
33:00 <Skirmish> Snage just wants attention. 
34:00 <British^Meat> that actually offended me, oh gosh
34:00 <Skirmish> After his break up with Shads he has resorted to putting things in his bum in order to remember what it was like with Shads and cries out for attention here. I feel sorry for Snage. 
34:00 <Student> Mew is lot more than those thems 
35:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: Our road trip just got longer. We're filling letterboxs up with poop in SA with British^Meat and Mew now. 
35:00 <Doodle> do i have to
35:00 <Student> ha ha 
35:00 <Student> where the hell that came from 
36:00 <Skirmish> But ... Mew. 
36:00 <Snage> skirmish is a nerd!
36:00 <Mew> DOODLE
36:00 <Skirmish> .... and after that you get to head on to WA and do something to Maurice's vagina. 
36:00 <Doodle> Mewdle
36:00 <Doodle> oh right
36:00 <Doodle> ok then
36:00 <Snage> skirmish is unemployed
36:00 <ShadowLurker> Snage is def a troll
37:00 <ShadowLurker> as is Thoth
37:00 <Skirmish> lol yeah I am. 
37:00 <ShadowLurker> very bad one mind you
37:00 <British^Meat> trouble
37:00 <Snage> go and look for a job you lazy cunt
37:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
37:00 <ShadowLurker> dis cunt
37:00 <Skirmish> I don't want to look for a job. 
37:00 <Snage> lazy cunt
37:00 <ShadowLurker> why would he look for a job when hes that rich
37:00 <ShadowLurker> doesnt make sense
38:00 <Snage> bludging off the tax payers
38:00 <Snage> that rich ROFLMAO
38:00 <Snage> rich in what? love
38:00 <Skirmish> I am rich in love. That is true. 
38:00 <British^Meat> oh, its the old "u are unemployed" bluff
38:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
38:00 <British^Meat> nothing new
38:00 <ShadowLurker> same shit diff cunt
38:00 <Snage> British^Meat loves the cock
38:00 <Skirmish> Thoth told me I was poor yesterday though, maybe Snage is continuing that theme. 
38:00 <British^Meat> next comment on his weight and sexual preference
38:00 <British^Meat> LOL, beat me to it
38:00 <ShadowLurker> poor card
38:00 <ShadowLurker> gay card
39:00 <Snage> British^Meat is a fat poofter
39:00 <ShadowLurker> next is the fat card
39:00 <British^Meat> lol
39:00 <ShadowLurker> zing
39:00 <British^Meat> fat gay unemployed single card
39:00 <ShadowLurker> so predictable
39:00 <Snage> British^Meat is an unemployed single fat poofter
39:00 <British^Meat> now your just being silly
39:00 <Snage> thanks for all the ideas
39:00 <Snage> :P
39:00 <Snage> although in British^Meat's case its actually true
40:00 <Snage> he has sucked more cock than liberace
40:00 <Snage> 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
41:00 <Skirmish> So now you're jealous because British^Meat gets all the action?
41:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
41:00 <ShadowLurker> seems that way
41:00 <ShadowLurker> Snage is just angry his dsp got cut off followinf a random drug test
41:00 <ShadowLurker> following*
42:00 <British^Meat> yes yes
42:00 <Snage> whats is dsp
42:00 <British^Meat> i want to try,.....
42:00 <Snage> i would like to suck a cock, just to see what the taste is
42:00 <British^Meat> Snage is angry coz he couldnt get out of his fat bed to post his dole form, and his gay boyfriend isnt allowed over coz Snage's mum is homophobic and muslim
42:00 <British^Meat> oh
42:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
42:00 <{LeE}> O_o
43:00 <ShadowLurker> gone to eat dicks
43:00 <{LeE}> ewww
43:00 <ShadowLurker> sif eww
43:00 <{LeE}> yes ewww
43:00 <ShadowLurker> eating dicks is great
43:00 <{LeE}> :O
43:00 <Skirmish> LOL his mum is a homophobic muslim.  ROFL
43:00 <British^Meat> it just, came to me
43:00 <bradd_pitts> walaikum asalam
43:00 <bradd_pitts> fuk ye
44:00 <{LeE}> k that sounded wrong after reading all that 
44:00 <Student> ha ha , sure thing
46:00 <Bert187> One God, One Ummah Fight Fight Fight
47:00 <Skirmish> If Lee ate more dicks she wouldn't be up the duff. 
47:00 <{LeE}> :/ 
48:00 <Skirmish> Vote NO on Woman Sufferage.  Interesting .... 
48:00 <{LeE}> u make it sound like ive had so many kids and had so many men O_O so wrong dicks?? like hello there is only one i fuck here
49:00 <Skirmish> You make my head hurt Lee. 
49:00 <Skirmish> You come to the most absurd conclusions from a simple statement. 
49:00 <Skirmish> What? You said bread? I do not have thrush! 
49:00 <{LeE}> u make me wanna punch ur face but ya know i'll never see ur face so thats ok 
49:00 <British^Meat> did u make love with that guy,...
49:00 <British^Meat> damn, that ugly guy
49:00 <abc> who let the dogs out ? who who who ?
50:00 <British^Meat> the gangster one
50:00 <Skirmish> Joel. 
50:00 <Skirmish> Yeah she laid back and copped it.
50:00 <British^Meat> yer, what was his nick?
50:00 <{LeE}> ewwwwwww
50:00 <{LeE}> no not him
50:00 <Skirmish> Kuniva. 
50:00 <British^Meat> Yes him
50:00 <{LeE}> he's not my bf 
50:00 <Skirmish> She pretends she is grossed out by it now but she was in love and played with his willy. 
50:00 <British^Meat> u were pretty keen for him though :)
50:00 <Fez> Baha men did
50:00 <Student> original version is who let the [DoC] out, whooooooooooooo whoooooooooooooo whoooooooooooooo
51:00 <{LeE}> British^Meat i dont know what i was thinking back then 
51:00 <Skirmish> lol see!  She comes to the conclusion that we're suggesting she is with Joel when that is not what anyone said.  She is a plank of wood with a womb! 
51:00 <British^Meat> lol
51:00 <British^Meat> neither did any of us
51:00 <{LeE}> but ive moved on an id wish u all would do the same move on n grow up
51:00 <{LeE}> Skirmish shut the fuck up
51:00 <{LeE}> sick of ur shit
52:00 <Skirmish> lol rightio.
53:00 <Skirmish> http://www.voiddecker.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/VoteNo.png
53:00 <Mew> Student is hilarious
54:00 <ShadowLurker> *10:49:44 AM* <Skirmish> She pretends she is grossed out by it now but she was in love and played with his willy.
54:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
54:00 <Mew> what a character
54:00 <Student> your welcome madam 
54:00 <Student> that is overwhelming ;P
54:00 <Student> now you will say , show you good time 
54:00 <Student> did you have any appointment?
55:00 <Skirmish> We should not allow women to vote because "It is unwise to risk the good we already have for the evil which may occur".  ie: Julia Gillard. 
55:00 <Skirmish> Oh you need to move on and grow up ShadowLurker.  Beware of the wrath of Lee. 
56:00 <ShadowLurker> the wrath of lee
56:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
56:00 <Mew> we iz gonna get marriez
56:00 <Skirmish> Well he knocked her up ... it's the reasonable thing to do I guess. 
56:00 <Mew> no clients today
56:00 <Mew> gotta give the moot time to recover
56:00 <Student> Mew you use to be very fast in the past , i do not know what happened now, less weed or what :P
56:00 <Student> that is very slow recovery , we want fast people ;)
57:00 <Skirmish> Contraception is for the weak. 
57:00 <MusiciaN> ahhhhhhhh
57:00 <MusiciaN> i missed something
57:00 <Student> always
57:00 <MusiciaN> is Mew a hooker now?
57:00 <Student> a hooker? ahhhh naaa, she just provide love ;P
58:00 <ShadowLurker> wrath of {LeE} --> http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/south-park/clip-thumbnails/season-5/0503/south-park-s05e03c04-what-a-great-audience-16x9.jpg?
58:00 <Skirmish> lol
58:00 <Skirmish> Lee-eh! 
58:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
58:00 <Skirmish> We really are terrible human beings. 
58:00 <Student> she has a lot to share 
58:00 <MusiciaN> you said madam, and then covering after appointments
58:00 <MusiciaN> use to be fast
58:00 <Student> i say many things
58:00 <MusiciaN> putting the pieces together i thought hooker
58:00 <MusiciaN> my bad
59:00 <Skirmish> lol though. 
59:00 <ShadowLurker> oh i know im terrible
59:00 <FredFlinstone> woohoo
59:00 <ShadowLurker> 0 fucks
59:00 <Skirmish> I am sure that Lee and her new man are making well thought out decisions that will bring future happiness and prosperity for the rest of their lives.
59:00 <Student> bad copy pasting 
59:00 <Student> very bad ;)
00:00 <Thoth> Don't be terrible. Be fabulous
00:00 <Thoth> <insert picture of my gay legs here>
00:00 <Student> ha ha Resool
00:00 <Student> i think most of really know where you located now 
00:00 <Student> such a memorising experience
00:00 <Floss> meh
01:00 <Skirmish> maybe Mel and Johninja could get married at the same time as you Lee?  Two for the price of one? 
01:00 <{LeE}> ????
01:00 <{LeE}> i dont talk to them
01:00 <Student> i am not sure why you have to write that again and again 
01:00 <MusiciaN> write what
02:00 <{LeE}> havent for months
02:00 <Skirmish> Oh. I thought you and Mel were pals. 
02:00 <{LeE}> fuck no
02:00 <{LeE}> not after what she did
02:00 <Skirmish> Did you find out that whilst you were in QLD she locked your kid in a cupboard?
02:00 <{LeE}> ???????????
02:00 <Resool> hello MusiciaN even if she would be providing love, this business provides many crimes against women
03:00 <Skirmish> oh ... you didn't know about that. 
03:00 <Skirmish> awkward.
03:00 <{LeE}> she only had her for one night my mum came n got her for the week 
03:00 <Skirmish> So why did you two have a falling out?  What's the goss?
03:00 <Skirmish> Is it because your fiance has seen her vagina? 
04:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
04:00 <Ox2329> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Dark Lotus : Morbid [The Mud, Water, Air & Blood - 2014]
05:00 <Skirmish> So she fucked with your family.  Your Dad? Brother? Both at once? 
05:00 <{LeE}> me n my sis
05:00 <Skirmish> Both at once!  
05:00 <Floss> i fkn broke the thing
05:00 <Floss> ffs
06:00 <Skirmish> Scissor me timbers!
06:00 <{LeE}> not like that lol
06:00 <{LeE}> grossssssss
08:00 <Resool> Student i just do this to prevent that the hot blond is disappointed  that i am not from Sydney :)
14:00 <Resool> grow your own weed in a modified wardrobe. it is cheap and efficent and makes you smile all day
15:00 <Thoth> You can also smile all day by not being a fuckwit
16:00 <Resool> sure just taking colored pills :)
20:00 <Resool> mew how many wardrobes do you run or did you modify all the flat into a plantation
20:00 <Mew> I'm a hooker not a grower
22:00 <Student> yayy
22:00 <Student> you norished a baby :P
23:00 <Student> so yes you are a grower too :P
26:00 <Resool> first time i have been to a prostitute, it was in Amsterdam. She was very nice and explained me where and how to caress a woman
27:00 <Student> oh you got training ;P
27:00 <Resool> Bad think is if a woman is forced to do that and can not keep all the money she earns
28:00 <Mew> ah yes the androgynous zones to caress on a woman
28:00 <Resool> i got my first girlfriend with 29 years.
29:00 <Mew> how many women have you banged?
29:00 <Student> ha ha 
30:00 <Resool> sorry i had to look up the meaning Mew
32:00 <doctor> how to woman?
32:00 <Resool> not very much appart of the prostitutes i had two women, my first girlfriend and my wife
32:00 <Student> lol only Twooooooooooooooooooo :P
32:00 <Mew> that's so cute
33:00 <Mew> shut up Student you've had none
33:00 <Mew> you still have your V plates
33:00 <Student> ha ha @ none
33:00 <Student> come to me and see for yourself madam :P
33:00 <Thoth> Err you don't need no pills to smile. Unless you're a fuckwit
34:00 <Mew> you told us you're a pure virginal creature
34:00 <Thoth> Mew: how much?
34:00 <Student> i never said any thing like tha t
34:00 <Student> that is one of your assumptions
34:00 <Resool> mew read my nick the reverse way and drop one O
34:00 <Mew> I'm not taking any clients today Thoth
35:00 <Thoth> No I meant how much did your tits cost?
35:00 <Mew> aw you're not a loser, you've smashed more punani than Student
35:00 <Student> Mew is just not all tits :P
35:00 <faux> asss and titttiesss
35:00 <Mew> they were free I grew them myself
35:00 <faux> Mewmew
36:00 <doctor> takes courage to be a loser and to admit to it
36:00 <Student> so a person who smashed more punani is not a loser, and a person who have 2 , he is cute
36:00 <Mew> ey foofayyy
36:00 <faux> doctah
36:00 <doctor> faux
36:00 <faux> Gday loves
36:00 <faux> how are we
36:00 <Student> the trick to Mew's two kids are mince pork 
36:00 <Mew> precisely Student
36:00 <faux> Two?!
36:00 <Student> ofcourse i know your secrete Mew :P
36:00 <faux> Whend you pop another mewmew
36:00 <faux> SECRETE
36:00 <faux>  LOL
36:00 <faux> vom
36:00 <faux> Hi ash 
36:00 <doctor> I am looking forward to lunch, though the anticipation is killing me
37:00 <Mew> my secrete children 
37:00 <faux> Oh what's for lunch 
37:00 <doctor> i've yet to figure that out
37:00 <doctor> maybe HJs 
37:00 <faux> I'm thinking of having something super easy and cooking pastizzis
37:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
37:00 <faux> spinach and ricotta mm
37:00 <Student> that is for super easy people 
37:00 <faux> how are you ashypoo
37:00 <TheRiddler> good
37:00 <doctor> they sound good
37:00 <TheRiddler> yoursefl?
37:00 <faux> they're delish
37:00 <faux> I'm great ty
38:00 <Student> Mew they are no secrete, they seem to be public property since you are STAR :P
38:00 <Mew> they're so puffy 
38:00 <TheRiddler> did you see what I posted about my nephew?
38:00 <Mew> mmmmm
38:00 <faux> Hey darcy
38:00 <faux> No I'll have a look now
38:00 <TheRiddler> umm
38:00 <[Maverick]> hey hey stina 
38:00 <faux> On fb you mean?
38:00 <TheRiddler> it was on here a couple of days back lol
38:00 <faux> Oh
38:00 <TheRiddler> he's gotten into acting like a cat
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <Student> ok this channel gets slow :P
39:00 <faux> I haven't really been on much the last couple days 
39:00 <faux> awwww
39:00 <faux> A cat lol
39:00 <faux> That is so adorable 
39:00 <faux> Does he meow
39:00 <Student> i do not know what happened
39:00 <Student> some one just popped in here, from no where 
39:00 <TheRiddler> dont think so
39:00 <faux> well its cute now .. But if he still does it when he's 30 I'd be concerned 
39:00 <TheRiddler> he eats food off a tray without using his hands
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <faux> Rofl
39:00 <faux> Headbutts the plate
39:00 <TheRiddler> he also plays with the cats toys
40:00 <TheRiddler> and the scratching post
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <faux> oh dear 
40:00 <faux> lol
40:00 <Resool> i did train with my pillow, i must have done everything right, it never complained :)
40:00 <faux> I feel like a coffee 
41:00 <Student> ha ha 
41:00 <Student> keep feeling
41:00 <Student> and do nothing 
42:00 <Resool> can anyone programm java script
42:00 <TheRiddler> is the kraken your hair Lumeah? :p
42:00 <faux> Mew: http://www.triplem.com.au/sydney/whats-hot/hot-and-viral-news/2014/9/photo-gummy-bear-penis-recalled-from-shops/
43:00 <Lumeah> Is that the best u came up with? 
43:00 <TheRiddler> yes
43:00 <Lumeah> Really quite pathetic 
43:00 <faux> Releasing her hair causes a solar eclipse 
43:00 <faux> Pls dont
44:00 <Mew> OMG
44:00 <Mew> I want one
44:00 <faux> Gummy cocks?
44:00 <Mew> lumeah is a krakhore
44:00 <Mew> Yesss
44:00 <faux> Same I'd eat em, Sif report them
44:00 <faux> Fucking prudes
44:00 <faux> EXCUSE ME I FOUND A DICK IN ME LOLLY BAG. HOW RUDE.
44:00 <faux> Wah wah
45:00 <slinky_J> stop crying
45:00 <slinky_J> fuck
45:00 <Mew> it could just be a chunky sword
45:00 <faux> Or a rocket
45:00 <faux> Do you remember gumby 
45:00 <Mew> or two grapes on a thick stem
46:00 <Lumeah> Puppet
46:00 <Mew> yeah gumby rocked
46:00 <faux> Maybe it was a deformed gumby.
46:00 <faux> gummy gumby
46:00 <Mew> Gumby with prostate cancer
46:00 <faux> omg
46:00 <faux> Don't 
47:00 <faux> OK time 2 wash me dishes, make a coffee, and shove some pastizzis in me oven
47:00 <faux> Beb
47:00 <Mew> MizzCourtenaaaay
47:00 <faux> Brb*
48:00 <doctor> needs more fleetwood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ul-cZyuYq4
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fleetwood Mac - Go Your Own Way (HQ) (Apr 21, 2010) 3:44 - Category: Music - - likes (98.5%), dislikes (1.5%) dislikes (1.5%)
50:00 <Resool> bye
53:00 <Student> booommmm
53:00 <Student> Mew is 3some any fun?
57:00 <faux> Hey dangerous guy
01:00 <Student> grumpy and gamby 
03:00 <bradd_pitts> whos gamby
04:00 <Student> gamby is fiction
04:00 <Student> more like terminator 2
05:00 <slinky_J> who's gabby?
06:00 <Student> sleep on 
13:00 <slinky_J> snort teh ballz
16:00 <Serenity> [11:43am] <faux> Releasing her hair causes a solar eclipse - lold a bit
18:00 <Student> so many hairs
18:00 <Ox2329> phallic shaped objects for all
20:00 <slinky_J> [13:46] <Serenity> [11:43am] <faux> snort teh ballz!
20:00 <slinky_J> werd
21:00 <Ox2329> slide em in ur anus
22:00 <bradd_pitts> uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
22:00 <bradd_pitts> theres some new bible challenge going around on my fb
22:00 <bradd_pitts> nominating people to post their fave bible quotes
23:00 <bradd_pitts> WHYYYYYYY are people so annoying
23:00 <bradd_pitts> just fucking take up knitting or something
23:00 <doctor> lol
23:00 <bradd_pitts> im going to nominate everyone to delete facebook
24:00 <slinky_J> A Bilbo Challenge
24:00 <doctor> i can't stand people I know
24:00 <Floss> fiddle dee dee
26:00 <Ox2329> lol
26:00 <Ox2329> love the D
28:00 <slinky_J> stop widdling with your D
28:00 <TheRiddler> has anyone been nominated for the ice bucket thing yet?
28:00 <slinky_J> and fiddle me a song!
28:00 <Ox2329> fuck the ice bucket
29:00 <slinky_J> naw
29:00 <slinky_J> IT'S FRANK SIDEBOTTOM'S FANTASTIC SHEDSHOW!
31:00 <Ox2329> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Dark Lotus : Price Of Life [The Mud, Water, Air & Blood - 2014]
35:00 <Thoth> Anybody know any tasmanian jokes?
36:00 <Thoth> Other than... a tasmanian couple walk out of the divorce court, the wife is crying. Her ex-husband says "for fucks sake, you're still my sister"
39:00 <Ox2329> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Dark Lotus : The Air [The Mud, Water, Air & Blood - 2014]
39:00 <Student> yes , today is slow
39:00 <Student> slow afternooon 
40:00 <Ox2329> i need a bigger reactor this ones not putting out enough power
40:00 <slinky_J> you need a bigger rear, some prime aussie beef brother Ox2329.
41:00 <slinky_J> *drools*
41:00 <Student> ha ha 
41:00 <Ox2329> dont speak to me
41:00 <Thoth> Beef is for poor and fat people
41:00 <slinky_J> lol Thoth
41:00 <Ox2329> thanks Thoth
41:00 <Student> fat and poor does not mix 
41:00 <Student> rich people are fat 
42:00 <slinky_J> true, look at Palmer
42:00 <Student> so i am so sorry 
42:00 <Ox2329> rich ppl are fucked out on drugs
42:00 <slinky_J> I want what he eats.
42:00 <slinky_J> fat spastic dinosaur golf loving faggot.
42:00 <Student> not all the rich are alikes, but yes,  most of them are like 
42:00 <Thoth> How about Murdoch? Zuckerburg? Gates? Are they fat?
42:00 <slinky_J> no they're old
42:00 <slinky_J> and dead
42:00 <Thoth> Are you suggesting you've never seen a fat person on their way to centrelink, slowly?
43:00 <slinky_J> UNDEAD
43:00 <Ox2329> upper middle class is where its at
43:00 <Thoth> Are the people who frequent mcdonalds thin and poor?
43:00 <slinky_J> as long as you don't own every African beasties head on your wall
43:00 <Thoth> I may be a fuckwit but you're a retard
43:00 <slinky_J> no, you're not a fuckwit retard Thoth, relax!
44:00 <Serenity> poor people are more likely to be fat
44:00 <Ox2329> i believe you are retarded too
44:00 <Serenity> poor food education.
44:00 <slinky_J> poor people are more likely to be down to earth
44:00 <Fez> Whos watchin bb tonight?
44:00 <Serenity> and shit food is cheap
44:00 <slinky_J> up the steaks
44:00 <slinky_J> sezz
44:00 <Thoth> Serenity: I'm thinking the poor people don't appreciate this either, from the education :D
45:00 <Student> ok lazy people are fat 
45:00 <Thoth> Noticed any?
45:00 <slinky_J> two shows last night, one was on abc, that chick that lived with chimps
45:00 <slinky_J> great interview right
45:00 <slinky_J> the other was 20/20 all about that old skag rivers
46:00 <slinky_J> instead of celebrating joan rivers
46:00 <Ox2329> so hows that sunshine
46:00 <bradd_pitts> staghfarallah
46:00 <Serenity> sunshine
46:00 <Serenity> lollypops
46:00 <Serenity> and
46:00 <Serenity> rainbows
47:00 <Serenity> everything thats wonderful. ... something something when we're together..
47:00 <bradd_pitts> is what i feel?
47:00 <Ox2329> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Insane Clown Posse : Intro [Big Money Hustlas - 2002]
47:00 <Ox2329> lies
47:00 <bradd_pitts> or how i feel
47:00 <bradd_pitts> idk
47:00 <Ox2329> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Insane Clown Posse : Rainbows & Stuff [Bizaar - 2000]
48:00 <Serenity> Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together,
48:00 <Ox2329> :)
48:00 <bradd_pitts> woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
52:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=510442935752983
53:00 <bradd_pitts> rofl
53:00 <bradd_pitts> ive seen that way too many times 4 my liking
53:00 <bradd_pitts> its face at the end rulels
53:00 <bradd_pitts> -l
57:00 <bradd_pitts> eeeeee
57:00 <bradd_pitts> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=687487537955401
00:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1484668461788526
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <TheRiddler> the end 1 is best lol
03:00 <bradd_pitts> UGH LOL
03:00 <bradd_pitts> cant even view the iphone 6 video on the apple website without downloading quicktime
03:00 <bradd_pitts> fuck theyre so annoyng
04:00 <TheRiddler> yes
04:00 <TheRiddler> they've lost touch
06:00 <Floss> rust was weird :/
06:00 <TheRiddler> how so?
06:00 <TheRiddler> did you notice the lack of zombies now?
07:00 <TheRiddler> also
07:00 <Floss> i kept getting killed by the dogs or bears to easily
07:00 <Floss> once i worked that out it was ok but still weird
07:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
07:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
07:00 <Floss> animals are tooscarce for food
07:00 <TheRiddler> yep
07:00 <Floss> like theres not enough spawn points
07:00 <TheRiddler> still needs alot of work
07:00 <Floss> yeah it will be good i think
08:00 <Floss> i enjoyed it but yeah it was hard to work out
08:00 <TheRiddler> yep
08:00 <Floss> i purposely found an empty server
08:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
08:00 <Floss> just to figure it out
09:00 <TheRiddler> ok
09:00 <Floss> i wouldve prefered if it didnt focus on real players killing each other
09:00 <TheRiddler> I would play it if I wasn't broke now lol
09:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
09:00 <Floss> i was hoping it would be real players against the game
10:00 <Floss> then theres less  bullshit with people going round cheating and being unfair to new players
10:00 <TheRiddler> yep
10:00 <Floss> theres already plenty of that sort of game out there - player against player combat
11:00 <Floss> oh well ill still play it now and then
12:00 <TheRiddler> ok
12:00 <Floss> have u played sims 4?
13:00 <BlackDevil> TheRiddler http://i.imgur.com/rjTdjof.gif
15:00 <TheRiddler> no just messed about with the make a sims demo
15:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/dennis-cometti-commentary-lines-we-will-never-forget/story-fnkd6ppg-1227053961091
17:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/dennis-cometti-commentary-lines-we-will-never-forget/story-fnkd6ppg-1227053961091
17:00 <BlackDevil> watch the gif TheRiddler
17:00 <TheRiddler> for TheRon
17:00 <TheRiddler> I did
20:00 <BlackDevil> look at this one http://i.imgur.com/w5pVQjy.jpg
29:00 <BlackDevil> xm
29:00 <BlackDevil> can you shave my ass crack?
30:00 <Ox2329> my kind of party with an axe in one hand, machete in the other, box cutter in my pocket
32:00 <Student> axe in gun era?
32:00 <Student> pfftttt
32:00 <Student> i do not see you coming out of there alive 
32:00 <Student> on that note
32:00 <Ox2329> if you had any kind of clue youd know
32:00 <Student> yah yah right, you are the macho man 
33:00 <Ox2329> why you so mad
33:00 <MusiciaN> axe-gun
33:00 <Student> ha ha 
33:00 <Student> you have not seen mad yet 
33:00 <Ox2329> axegun that shoots axes made of machetes
33:00 <Student> or in your own words, you do not have any clue
33:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!!!
33:00 <Ox2329> youre straight out on the offensive
33:00 <Ox2329> clearly youre disturbed
33:00 <Student> and you are hailarious 
34:00 <Student> or is it spelled some other way?
34:00 <Student> hilarious 
34:00 <Student> well 
34:00 <MusiciaN> only disturbed people chat on irc
34:00 <Student> have fun m8 , have fun , i am sparing you for now 
34:00 <MusiciaN> so it's a pretty good assumption
35:00 <MusiciaN> lol@hailarious
35:00 <MusiciaN> i love irc
35:00 <MusiciaN> it makes me think i'm a good spellerer
36:00 <Ox2329> rofl @ sparing me
36:00 <TheRon> 3 doors down - kryptonite 
36:00 <MusiciaN> i took a trip around the world to ease my troubled mind
37:00 <MusiciaN> rock on
37:00 <Ox2329> Let me ask you this about this life we live and let me try to swerve some of this attention you give to them distant ass relatives if they really missed you so much why don't they just call a muthafucka?
38:00 <FredFlinstone> salmon tonight
38:00 <TheRon> fish
38:00 <FredFlinstone> hungry now actually
38:00 <MusiciaN> cuz they don't care
38:00 <MusiciaN> easily answered Ox2329
45:00 <TheRon> utopia tonight
53:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWPsGV3HpZQ
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: South Park: Kanye West explains why Kim Kardashian is not a Hobbit (Dec 13, 2013) 2:34 - Category: Film & Animation - 452,466 - 1,993 likes (96.8%), 65 dislikes (3.2%)
21:00 <TheRon> hello
24:00 <FredFlinstone> hi
25:00 <matrix> Afternoon all
26:00 <TheRon> beer?
27:00 <TheRon> you know beer chicken, would just pouring a can in the tray work?
29:00 <doctor> why ruin a perfectly good beer?
29:00 <TheRon> to improve a roast chicken
30:00 <matrix> Better to pour the chicken on the beer ....
30:00 <matrix> But pouring the can over the chicken might work.   
31:00 <TheRon> i mean with a rack
31:00 <matrix> If you want the flavour of the beer in the chicken it would probably work better pouring the beer inside the chicken
31:00 <FredFlinstone> no idea but I got one those thing to put the chook on and the beer inside
32:00 <matrix> Thicken it with some bread crumbs or something 
32:00 <FredFlinstone> I think it needs to steam
32:00 <matrix> Inside and stitch it up with some cooking string
32:00 <FredFlinstone> if I wasnt using that method I would baste it
33:00 <FredFlinstone> put some beer in the stuffing as well
33:00 <matrix> Basting is more work but effective
33:00 <TheRon> just thinking not enough room in the oven, to just sit the chook on th ecan
33:00 <FredFlinstone> take some trays out?
33:00 <FredFlinstone> I mean racks
33:00 <matrix> Hmmm.
33:00 <TheRon> i still think it's a struggle
33:00 <matrix> Just make a beer stuffing
34:00 <matrix> Shove it in the chook
34:00 <FredFlinstone> ah you havent got a barbie?
34:00 <FredFlinstone> with a lid
34:00 <matrix> The steam will flavour it
34:00 <TheRon> not a good webber
34:00 <FredFlinstone> so it isnt a webber?
34:00 <TheRon> nope
34:00 <FredFlinstone> just a oven
34:00 <FredFlinstone> and
34:00 <FredFlinstone> an
34:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
34:00 <FredFlinstone> if I can be bothered I might try it when I am away
35:00 <FredFlinstone> yous?
35:00 <FredFlinstone> no such word
35:00 <Shadowgate> lol
35:00 <matrix> I am interested how it will work
35:00 <FredFlinstone> fuckin dumb arse butt crakc shadow
35:00 <matrix> Never done beer chook before
35:00 <TheRon> when i roast, 2 jugs of water and the meat sits on a rack
36:00 <matrix> TheRon replace the water with beer??
36:00 <TheRon> yes!
36:00 <matrix> Beer steam in the oven
37:00 <matrix> Still wastes a lot of beer but would be pretty easy
39:00 <TheRon> whats the fish plan for the trip FredFlinstone ?
40:00 <FredFlinstone> not sure yet
40:00 <FredFlinstone> pub sat night
41:00 <FredFlinstone> watch the footy
41:00 <FredFlinstone> take some chicken fillets and a rib eye
41:00 <TheRon> not more shanks
41:00 <FredFlinstone> and the schanks
42:00 <TheRon> a nice beef casserole?
44:00 <FredFlinstone> no only 4 nights
44:00 <TheRon> find some nice swedish backpackers
44:00 <TheRon> they'll keep you warm
45:00 <Doodle> or some sourish ones
45:00 <Doodle> /dad
46:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
46:00 <FredFlinstone> a bit squashy in the van
47:00 <FredFlinstone> dont think I can find them down there but then again
48:00 <FredFlinstone> who knows
48:00 <TheRon> drop bears
48:00 <FredFlinstone> bought a stand for my fridge today
48:00 <FredFlinstone> and someone hit me too!
48:00 <Floss> what the hell is the stand for
48:00 <FredFlinstone> lucky I have got side steps they protected the car
49:00 <FredFlinstone> read floss
49:00 <FredFlinstone> for my fridge!
49:00 <Doodle> so it doesnt have to sit
49:00 <Floss> ok what the hell is a fridge stand for
49:00 <Floss> lol
49:00 <TheRon> would lionel richie fit in the fridge??
49:00 <FredFlinstone> omfg
49:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
49:00 <FredFlinstone> its only 42 litres
49:00 <Floss> thats what she said
49:00 <FredFlinstone> big enuff for moi
49:00 <Doodle> thats also what she said
50:00 <Doodle> i'm pretty stoned
50:00 <FredFlinstone> thought as much
50:00 <Doodle> i'm recently unemployed, i hear it's the done thing
50:00 <TheRon> def leppard doodle
50:00 <FredFlinstone> do tell
51:00 <Doodle> nothing to tell
51:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Def Leppard - Photograph.mp3 (9.56MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 10:26)
51:00 <TheRon> armageddon it
51:00 <FredFlinstone> its cumming
51:00 <Doodle> armageddon stoned
51:00 <Doodle> /dad
51:00 <TheRon> 420 in sa
51:00 <Doodle> we're almost in sa
51:00 <Ox2329> I know it's odd that my face is forever painted, when I was born, the bitch-ass doctor fainted
51:00 <TheRon> close enough to me
52:00 <FredFlinstone> I thought you were in ballarat
52:00 <Doodle> i am
52:00 <TheRon> i am
52:00 <FredFlinstone> hmmmm
52:00 <Doodle> its close enough to be in sa for 420 sake
52:00 <FredFlinstone> you are in sebastopaol
52:00 <Doodle> no
52:00 <Doodle> i'm in sebastopol
52:00 <FredFlinstone> omfg
52:00 <TheRon> i think doodle is technically sebastopol west
52:00 <FredFlinstone> and you?
53:00 <Doodle> yeh i'm a westi
53:00 <Doodle> e
53:00 <TheRon> i'm sebastopol
53:00 <FredFlinstone> thats what I said
53:00 <Doodle> car bodies on the front lawn etc
53:00 <FredFlinstone> all over the place like a mad dogs shit
53:00 <TheRon> my bad
54:00 <FredFlinstone> and yank talk to boot
54:00 <Doodle> like chill
54:00 <FredFlinstone> more fuckin yank talk
54:00 <Doodle> OMG DONT GO THERE
54:00 <TheRon> i'm dry as a dead dingo's donger
54:00 <FredFlinstone> I am not going anywhere
54:00 <Ox2329> blazing fat stacks
54:00 <Doodle> lool
54:00 <Doodle> [16:54] <Ox2329> blazing fat sacks
54:00 <TheRon> aussie enough
55:00 <FredFlinstone> that was yes
55:00 <Ox2329> and i dont mean ur nuts on fire
55:00 <FredFlinstone> or a nuns crotch
55:00 <Doodle> STREWTH M8
55:00 <FredFlinstone> thats it!
55:00 <FredFlinstone> more better
55:00 <FredFlinstone> yous are getting it
55:00 <TheRon> armageddon it
56:00 <Doodle> kekekeke
56:00 <FredFlinstone> I fukin armageddon you in a sec
56:00 <TheRon> def leppard
56:00 <FredFlinstone> tight tights
57:00 <FredFlinstone> had the best brekky this morning
57:00 <FredFlinstone> a place called Roccoco in hawthorn
57:00 <FredFlinstone> glenferrie woaders
57:00 <Ox2329> gunna make me a high tech temp controlled automagic vapourizer
57:00 <Ox2329> get blazed
57:00 <Ox2329> fuck alot
58:00 <FredFlinstone> mushroom eggs benedictine
58:00 <TheRon> rococo is like a celebrity chef one isn't it
58:00 <Ox2329> benestricknine
59:00 <FredFlinstone> perhaps
59:00 <FredFlinstone> it was delish
59:00 <FredFlinstone> different
59:00 <FredFlinstone> there is another one is st kilda methinks
59:00 <FredFlinstone> not amny wankers about
59:00 <FredFlinstone> many
59:00 <FredFlinstone> only me
59:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
00:00 <TheRon> no wankers in st kilda?
00:00 <FredFlinstone> hawforn
00:00 <FredFlinstone> thats where I was
00:00 <TheRon> there too
00:00 <FredFlinstone> more there I think
00:00 <FredFlinstone> I have been there on a sat morning
00:00 <FredFlinstone> everywhere!
00:00 <FredFlinstone> all having el fresco brekkies
01:00 <FredFlinstone> with their pinkies in da air
01:00 <TheRon> would it be wrong to say "just cook me some fucking eggs!"
01:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
01:00 <FredFlinstone> one must be on ones best behaviour
02:00 <TheRon> damn
02:00 <Ox2329> cook the man some fuckin eggs
02:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
02:00 <FredFlinstone> my mum was with me so I didnt swear
05:00 <TheRon> probably for the best
05:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
06:00 <FredFlinstone> downloaded Divergence to watch tonight hope its ok
06:00 <TheRon> no idea
06:00 <FredFlinstone> looks like my type of movie
07:00 <FredFlinstone> no it isnt porn!
07:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
07:00 <TheRon> my kind of movie had bruce willis as john mcclane
07:00 <FredFlinstone> great
07:00 <FredFlinstone> I like him
11:00 <TheRon> hello Ana_Ng 
12:00 <TheRon> hello people in general
12:00 <Floss> hihi
12:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: geelong is $17 for the premiership, get on
13:00 <TheRon> floss how do you entertain yourself?
18:00 <TheRon> remember the old days when people came on here and sank cans and just talked shit
19:00 <TheRon> doodle is ordering a pizza tonight
19:00 <TheRon> he'll be too maggotted to get off the couch
19:00 <Ox2329> EAT PUSSY
19:00 <TheRon> korean delicacy apparently
21:00 <clownintown> simbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
21:00 <clownintown> down by the river
21:00 <clownintown> down down down
21:00 <clownintown> simmi simmi cocopop
21:00 <clownintown> simmi simmi powwwww
21:00 <Ox2329> OWNED
22:00 <TheRon> whitesnake - is this love?
22:00 <Serenity> doesnt that first one just need .*
22:00 <Serenity> not .*.*
22:00 <Ox2329> either
23:00 <Ox2329> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Insane Clown Posse : Fuck Off [Forgotten Freshness, Vol. 1 - 1998]
26:00 <Thoth> Yeeaaahh ripped cunt food
27:00 <Shadowgate> Ox2329 a very funny new character
27:00 <Ox2329> fuck off
27:00 <Shadowgate> lol
28:00 <TheRon> fair emough
28:00 <Serenity> UnF
30:00 <TheRon> carry on my wayward son, there'll be peace when you are done
31:00 <TheRon> good man
31:00 <Fez> U guys watch millionare?
31:00 <FredFlinstone> of diet coke lol
31:00 <TheRon> you poof
32:00 <FredFlinstone> I prefer stubbies anyway
32:00 <FredFlinstone> I will get some for the holiday
32:00 <TheRon> i like cans, taste more like the kegs to me
32:00 <MrsCool> http://www.ustream.tv/channel/southparkhd0001
32:00 <FredFlinstone> I hate drinking out of them
32:00 <TheRon> nah
33:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
33:00 <FredFlinstone> I do
33:00 <FredFlinstone> I will if needs be
33:00 <FredFlinstone> but not if there is a choice
33:00 <TheRon> tinnies in glass seems wierd to me
34:00 <FredFlinstone> thats cos they arent
34:00 <TheRon> vb, light on the fizz so you can slam it down fast
34:00 <FredFlinstone> oh its what his name
35:00 <FredFlinstone> I got in now
35:00 <FredFlinstone> John
35:00 <FredFlinstone> meillon
35:00 <FredFlinstone> Meillion
36:00 <TheRon> here i am, rock you like a hurricane
36:00 <FredFlinstone> did he do the VB ad?
36:00 <FredFlinstone> or was it Carton Draught
36:00 <MrsCool> cat piss
36:00 <FredFlinstone> I know both are
36:00 <MrsCool> beer can get a bit boring
36:00 <MrsCool> especially in pubs
37:00 <FredFlinstone> but thats not what I was talking about
37:00 <TheRon> thats when i switch to scotch
37:00 <FredFlinstone> dont we all
37:00 <MrsCool> or just drink wine in moderation
37:00 <MrsCool> like a professional
37:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
37:00 <TheRon> fuck that
37:00 <FredFlinstone> scull!
37:00 <FredFlinstone> till you drop
37:00 <MrsCool> skull the wine ?
37:00 <MrsCool> ok
37:00 <FredFlinstone> flat on your arse
37:00 <FredFlinstone> not really lol
37:00 <Serenity> why are you pretending to be a woman pz
38:00 <TheRon> drink enough wine so you start sexually harrassing the barmaid
38:00 <Thoth> pz is a woman
38:00 <Ox2329> pz is nothing
38:00 <MrsCool> You see people im too cool for this channel
38:00 <Ox2329> LOL
38:00 <MrsCool> Austnet wants to remove me
38:00 <Ox2329> dis cunt
38:00 <FredFlinstone> loool
38:00 <Thoth> then stop coming here
38:00 <TheRon> he's cool for #cats
38:00 <MrsCool> This is my home
38:00 <FredFlinstone> cats arent cool
38:00 <FredFlinstone> they are GAWNNNNNNNN
38:00 <MrsCool> You telling me to get out of my own house ?
38:00 <Ox2329> yes
39:00 <Ox2329> gtfo
39:00 <Thoth> u said too cool for here. stop coming
39:00 <MrsCool> You want me to be homeless lol
39:00 <Serenity> did you get a sex change shane
39:00 <MrsCool> yep
39:00 <Ox2329> i want you to be dead
39:00 <TheRon> WARNEY!!!!
39:00 <MrsCool> boots wid da furrrr
39:00 <MrsCool> http://www.ustream.tv/channel/southparkhd0001
40:00 <FredFlinstone> you going fwiday night TheRon/
40:00 <MrsCool> fwiday
40:00 <TheRon> nah, comfort of dad's couch and an esky
40:00 <MrsCool> random king hit in the CBD
40:00 <FredFlinstone> oh wimpoider!
41:00 <FredFlinstone> do you ever go and support the greatest team of all?
41:00 <TheRon> why do i not give a shit about this week??
41:00 <MrsCool> good times good times
41:00 <MrsCool> doing it
41:00 <FredFlinstone> cos you are GAWWWNNNNNNNN
41:00 <TheRon> thats right geelong plays sydney and we're fucked
41:00 <MrsCool> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUSZWwnoVj0
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Underworld - King of Snake (Jul 31, 2006) 3:54 - Category: Music - 254,644 - 405 likes (92.9%), 31 dislikes (7.1%)
42:00 <FredFlinstone> at least I hope its a good match
42:00 <FredFlinstone> can go the next morning happy
42:00 <TheRon> the roos could get beat by over a hundred  points vs sydney
43:00 <FredFlinstone> doesnt matter if they beat you
43:00 <FredFlinstone> be all over red rover for you lot
43:00 <TheRon> geelong could do steve bradbury
43:00 <FredFlinstone> lolll methinks not
43:00 <TheRon> oh carn
44:00 <FredFlinstone> no
45:00 <FredFlinstone> you getting a new iphone6 TheRon ?
45:00 <FredFlinstone> the big screen or the normal one
45:00 <TheRon> haven't even got an i pohone 5
45:00 <FredFlinstone> what about an iwatch too?
45:00 <FredFlinstone> I wont be upgrading for a while
45:00 <TheRon> im still on the two tin cans and the string
45:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
46:00 <FredFlinstone> prolly safer
46:00 <TheRon> what do you want from a phone??
46:00 <FredFlinstone> internet
46:00 <FredFlinstone> to put my bets on
46:00 <TheRon> ah yes
46:00 <Resool> i always wonder why people are buying a 800$ phone to play tetris
46:00 <FredFlinstone> all in my pocket
47:00 <FredFlinstone> I do use it for things least of all phone calls lol
47:00 <TheRon> twitter and facebook are the worst things ever
47:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont get anywhere near my limit
47:00 <FredFlinstone> I have FB on it
47:00 <FredFlinstone> I like to check in sometimes
47:00 <FredFlinstone> baking
47:00 <FredFlinstone> banking
48:00 <TheRon> the atm app seems dodgy to me
48:00 <FredFlinstone> and I use the wikicamps
48:00 <FredFlinstone> I havent seen it
48:00 <FredFlinstone> I go to a real ATM to get money
49:00 <TheRon> instead of the atm card and the pin, the mobile phone instead
49:00 <FredFlinstone> well thats the way it will be soon
49:00 <FredFlinstone> I use it for my plane tickets
49:00 <Ox2329> i heard MrsCool uses fire extinguishers for dildos
49:00 <TheRon> seems so easily hackable
49:00 <Ox2329> is it true
49:00 <Resool> well i do have a samsung Y for 50$ the display is smaller but it can do all those things too
49:00 <FredFlinstone> everything can be hackable
50:00 <TheRon> i know but why make it easier
50:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck knows
50:00 <FredFlinstone> everything will be on your phone before long
50:00 <FredFlinstone> yuor whole life
50:00 <TheRon> get a chip like on demolition man
50:00 <FredFlinstone> perhaps
51:00 <FredFlinstone> I like mine
51:00 <FredFlinstone> its not too big not too small
51:00 <Serenity> i hvae a chisel and stone tablet. im kick it old school
51:00 <FredFlinstone> I hate those fuckin Tv's for phones
51:00 <TheRon> am i wrong to be concearned about too much info being out there?
51:00 <FredFlinstone> no ou arent
51:00 <FredFlinstone> but they can get that from yur mail
52:00 <FredFlinstone> steal yur identity
52:00 <TheRon> more and more people are gonna live off the grif
52:00 <TheRon> more and more people are gonna live off the grid\
52:00 <FredFlinstone> its like yur home if they want to break in they will no matter how much security you have
52:00 <MrsCool> are they going to use torches ?
52:00 <FredFlinstone> the grid , sounds like the matrix now
53:00 <MrsCool> i bought a torch other day and extra batterys for it
53:00 <MrsCool> best survival item there is
53:00 <TheRon> thats amazing
53:00 <FredFlinstone> I reckon if I didnt get a computer I wouldnt have all this technology
53:00 <FredFlinstone> took me ages to get a mobile
53:00 <MrsCool> wouldn't say im a survivalist maybe just a little bit
54:00 <FredFlinstone> only for the discount for internet lol
54:00 <MrsCool> FredFlinstone, ditch your mobile
54:00 <FredFlinstone> now I cant live without one
54:00 <FredFlinstone> no
54:00 <FredFlinstone> its handy
54:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont overuse it
54:00 <FredFlinstone> I havent got in my face every second like those morons
54:00 <TheRon> beer is a true friend, it doesn't judge you or make fun of you
55:00 <FredFlinstone> just like your dog
55:00 <Ox2329> my money motherfucker
55:00 <FredFlinstone> remember the girl last yyear who walked off the pier at st kilda?
55:00 <FredFlinstone> on her phone
55:00 <FredFlinstone> nearly drowned lmao too funny
56:00 <FredFlinstone> you see so many walking and not paying attention
56:00 <FredFlinstone> oops a car! bang dead
56:00 <FredFlinstone> or they walk into you?
56:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck em I keep walking
56:00 <Bastardly_One>  <Ox2329> my money motherfucker<----------- *monAY
56:00 <TheRon> the brother and his wife at the table both on the facebook
57:00 <Ox2329> why do you gotta come in here fuck my shit up
57:00 <FredFlinstone> I do that but only to check in and thats it
57:00 <TheRon> mo money mo problems
57:00 <FredFlinstone> I think its rude really
57:00 <Bastardly_One> we're talking about a moofee
57:00 <Serenity> magic magic ninjas whhhhat
57:00 <Bastardly_One> just call me Sugar Balls
58:00 <MrsCool> wat
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... the ninjas that's right
58:00 <Bastardly_One> forgot about them
58:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: why aren't you at the rally??
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the sex scene was funny
58:00 <FredFlinstone> the rally for the mentally unbalanced?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> because
59:00 <TheRon> save tafe rally
59:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
59:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck tafe
59:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck Mt Helen
59:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck FU
59:00 <FredFlinstone> is the TAFE being executed?
59:00 <TheRon> pretty much
59:00 <FredFlinstone> damn thats not good
59:00 <FredFlinstone> not many people up that way with brains as it is
00:00 <TheRon> they'll spend money on the prisons but not the tafes to keep people out of prison
00:00 <FredFlinstone> they need all the help they can get
00:00 <Ox2329> step forth pack one shot gun set it off
00:00 <Bastardly_One> having been to FU
00:00 <FredFlinstone> oh a tad harsh that
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I can honestly say they shouldn't give a fuck 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and the classes will be better online
01:00 <FredFlinstone> I think I will fuck off
01:00 <FredFlinstone> cya all arse fuckers
01:00 <TheRon> speak for yourself\
01:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd know
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I'm on his ignore
03:00 <MrsCool> this the show you ment ?
03:00 <MrsCool> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zOFAD6e9Bk
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Monkey Magic Opening + Closing Themes (Mar 23, 2014) 2:53 - Category: Entertainment - 12,338 - 64 likes (94.1%), 4 dislikes (5.9%)
03:00 <TheRon> did everton win this week?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> now that is now what we're talking about 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll never guess so give up
05:00 <TheRon> rick astley?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
05:00 <TheRon> nice
06:00 <Bastardly_One> hot tag to monoxide
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ebbie in the dark dark dark 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I said ebbie ... you don't hear the D
07:00 <Ox2329> have you figured out why that track is sick yet
07:00 <Serenity> you can go your own waaaayyy
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I told you ... it just grosses me ... it's the beat I am positive
07:00 <Ox2329> LOL
07:00 <Ox2329> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
07:00 <Bastardly_One> 45 mins is more sinister
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't get it ... funny though
08:00 <TheRon> my angel is the centerfold
08:00 <Serenity> hello my name is Serenity how can I help you
08:00 <Ox2329> dis juffalo here
08:00 <Bastardly_One> :/
08:00 <Ox2329> think about your evey sin
08:00 <MrsCool> a wee pint of Guinness
08:00 <Ox2329> as the tiltawhirly spins
09:00 <Ox2329> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Insane Clown Posse : Tilt A Whirl [Jugganauts: The Best Of ICP - 2007]
09:00 <Serenity> i want jamie madrox for christmas
09:00 <Serenity> get him for me plz
09:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GMoLENWsSk
09:00 <Ox2329> sure ill just inbox him
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: California Girls [HD] - David Lee Roth (May 24, 2011) 4:36 - Category: Entertainment - 873,304 - 91 dislikes (2.8%)
10:00 <TheRon> great clip this one
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I've had this in my head all day 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNhr04Od2zM
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fools - Killjoy Club Ft Young Wicked (Aug 30, 2014) 5:16 - Category: People & Blogs - 2,756 - 58 likes (98.3%), 1 dislikes (1.7%)
12:00 <TheRon> david lee roth is a genius
12:00 <Bastardly_One> cool ... http://rt.com/news/186580-millions-google-accounts-leaked/
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got my ghetto blaster, why not hit play? woop woop!
18:00 <TheRon> how about this weather
21:00 <Bastardly_One> how about it?
21:00 <TheRon> good stuff
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's just right
24:00 <TheRon> joined up at ballarat bowls club yet??
24:00 <Bastardly_One> funny you should mention that 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> no
24:00 <TheRon> why not??
25:00 <Bastardly_One> the bigger question would be why?
25:00 <TheRon> cheap booze, people who know grass
26:00 <TheRon> maybe even play the odd game
27:00 <Serenity> imagine getting all the oldies stoned
27:00 <TheRon> beavis and butthead
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw these fucking bowls balls in the shop window today TheRon
27:00 <Bastardly_One> orange ones
28:00 <TheRon> cool
28:00 <Bastardly_One> all sparkly and shit 
28:00 <TheRon> i use black
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd get those if I played
28:00 <TheRon> to me colours are just a target
28:00 <Serenity> i prefer bocce
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a good point actually
29:00 <TheRon> you wanna make her suicide b;londe
30:00 <TheRon> if you can bocce you can lawn bowl
30:00 <Serenity> yeah ive played lawn bowls
30:00 <TheRon> alcohol involved?
31:00 <Serenity> cant remember tbh
31:00 <TheRon> so it was involved
31:00 <Bastardly_One> My co-ordination is shit 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be hopeless
31:00 <TheRon> bowls would be perfect then
32:00 <TheRon> you can play pool you can play bowls
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't play pool
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
32:00 <Serenity> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/NEW-Social-Bocce-Bowls-Boccia-Boules-Set-/271598827817?pt=AU_Lawn_Bowling&hash=item3f3c8d3929&_uhb=1
32:00 <TheRon> damn
32:00 <Serenity> :o
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I am serious ... I can't even hit the white ball with the cue
32:00 <Bastardly_One> it's pretty sad to watch
33:00 <Serenity> im at pool
33:00 <Serenity> im ok at pool**
33:00 <TheRon> i used to get free drinks all the time from pool\
33:00 <TheRon> brother was premier div so i had a good teacher
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh before I forget 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Dingo has no humour for the record
34:00 <Bastardly_One> even if it was a shit joke
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah who's that local guy 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> who went international?
34:00 <TheRon> no idea
34:00 <Bastardly_One> from alfredton?
34:00 <MrsCool> pz?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he tried to teach me snooker
34:00 <Bastardly_One> being a champ ... one of the old man's relatives
34:00 <MrsCool> he sunk the 8 ball lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll tell ya ... it's impossible
35:00 <TheRon> with pool i only use the spin shit occassionally
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I can tell you all about it ... don't even mind watching
35:00 <Bastardly_One> just self explanitory why I don't play
36:00 <TheRon> i've only played darts when pissed
36:00 <Bastardly_One> strangely I was ok at that 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> when I used to play out of purely nothing else to do in Beaufort
36:00 <TheRon> i like the happy gilmore approach to darts
37:00 <TheRon> a run up and let go
37:00 <Serenity> i used to have a wicked set of darts
37:00 <Serenity> some prick stole them
37:00 <TheRon> did the hubby sell them?
37:00 <Serenity> ...
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah a good set of dart is important
37:00 <Bastardly_One> my mum has mine now 
37:00 <Serenity> no someone stole them
37:00 <Bastardly_One> *darts
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I think if you take a knife throwing approach it's fun 
38:00 <MrsCool> cause im happy
38:00 <Bastardly_One> like imagine they're not darts
38:00 <TheRon> i actually got a triple 20 one day, i must've been pissed
38:00 <MrsCool> wonder what this van is doing parked outside my house
38:00 <Ox2329> ass darts
39:00 <Bastardly_One> watching you
39:00 <MrsCool> tinted windows
39:00 <TheRon> sometimes you can be so pissed everything is in slow motion
39:00 <Bastardly_One> what else would it be doing ... it's watching you
39:00 <MrsCool> they can park here if they want
39:00 <MrsCool> free 24 hour parking
39:00 <Bastardly_One> slow motion pissed used to be good 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember that 
40:00 <bee_girl> Good evening 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> evening
40:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno about good yet
40:00 <bee_girl> Naw I can help with that 
41:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbXvaE39wM
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wilson Phillips - Hold On (Mar 12, 2009) 3:41 - Category: Music - 8,785,726 - 36,705 likes (97.2%), dislikes (2.8%)
41:00 <Ox2329> they call me king killer big wheeler cat peeler
42:00 <Serenity> i peels cats all day long
42:00 <Ox2329> :)
42:00 <bee_girl> Just hold on for one more day B1
42:00 <TheRon> serenity is a jimmy bartel fan
42:00 <bee_girl> Things'll go ur way
42:00 <Serenity> what is a jimmy bartel
43:00 <TheRon> c cat
43:00 <TheRon> a cat
43:00 <Serenity> im a big gang banga man
43:00 <Serenity> im a bang banga mother fucker
43:00 <TheRon> sure you are
43:00 <Serenity> gang*
43:00 <mrdanger> WOOOOOOOOOO
43:00 <TheRon> does the hubby know about this?
43:00 <mrdanger> she a gang bang mofo
43:00 <MrsCool> 20cents 
44:00 <Ox2329> im in the ganft
44:00 <MrsCool> sumfin to eat
44:00 <Ox2329> gang
44:00 <Serenity> lol
44:00 <Serenity> that question always makes me laugh
44:00 <Serenity> 'does your husband know about this'
44:00 <Ox2329>  lol
44:00 <MrsCool> THEY KNOW!
44:00 <MrsCool> omfg
44:00 <MrsCool> should have a bbq
45:00 <Serenity> yes my husband is away his wife is a whore
45:00 <Serenity> aware*
45:00 <MrsCool> ;/
45:00 <TheRon> i learnt a new word
45:00 <TheRon> quean
45:00 <MrsCool> boots wid da furrrrr
45:00 <TheRon> meaning whore or prostitute
45:00 <Ox2329> queef
46:00 <TheRon> is queef ok for scrabble?
47:00 <Serenity> if its in the dictionary
47:00 <Ox2329> with a two liter stuck in my butt cheeks
47:00 <Serenity> its ok to use
48:00 <TheRon> cunt?
48:00 <MrsCool> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUSZWwnoVj0
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Underworld - King of Snake (Jul 31, 2006) 3:54 - Category: Music - 254,644 - likes (92.9%), dislikes (7.1%)
48:00 <TheRon> what are some dirty words you can use for scrabble
48:00 <Ox2329> fuck off pz
48:00 <Serenity> cumquat
49:00 <TheRon> cock
49:00 <MrsCool> potty mouth
49:00 <MrsCool> kijng hit
49:00 <Ox2329> eadc
49:00 <MrsCool> no shit
50:00 <Ox2329> gim
50:00 <Serenity> i wish i had 600 litres of dr pepper
51:00 <Ox2329> gimme dem tippy toes
51:00 <MrsCool> they used to sell a 2litre
51:00 <TheRon> you need to pee?
51:00 <Serenity> yeah it used to come in 600ml 1.25 and 2l
51:00 <Serenity> not anymore
51:00 <MrsCool> just peed before
51:00 <MrsCool> cans
51:00 <Serenity> only those 330ml cans
51:00 <TheRon> forrest gump
51:00 <MrsCool> best movie ever
51:00 <TheRon> i had me about 15 dr peppers
52:00 <MrsCool> saw it at cinemas in 90s 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck can this be? up in the sky
52:00 <Bastardly_One> *could 
52:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: explain
52:00 <Ox2329> ni
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that is a rainbooooooooooow over the hoooooooooooooooooood
52:00 <couleurs> iphone!!!!!!!!!!!
52:00 <Ox2329> no
52:00 <MrsCool> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzOnZnkCIqM
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Get Out Of My Life" by Paul Oakenfold (May 31, 2009) 4:13 - Category: Music - 94,341 - 364 likes (98.4%), 6 dislikes (1.6%)
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
52:00 <TheRon> one night in bangkok
53:00 <MrsCool> oh you didn't
53:00 <TheRon> yes i did?
53:00 <MrsCool> beehhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
53:00 <MrsCool> sup 
54:00 <MrsCool> beehhh, still got ur cam ?
54:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xJZF-skCY-M
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kim Wilde - You Keep Me Hangin' On (Sep 18, 2013) - Category: Music - - 6,468 likes 123 dislikes
55:00 <MrsCool> listening......
55:00 <beehhh> yep but the wifi is out of work atm
55:00 <MrsCool> need some marshall amps
55:00 <MrsCool> beehhh, but you on now
55:00 <MrsCool> beehhh, how much do you pay for it ?
55:00 <MrsCool> internet
56:00 <TheRon> kim wilde was hot
56:00 <MrsCool> whats this like 80s ?
56:00 <TheRon> yes!
56:00 <MrsCool> classic 80s
59:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=k9e157Ner90
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Waite - Missing You (Mar 12, 2009) 4:03 - Category: Music - 6,503,582 - likes (98.2%), 528 dislikes (1.8%)
59:00 <Ox2329> catch you while you sleeping put a hole in your jugular climb out your Window im a scarecrow murderer
00:00 <MrsCool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xJZF-skCY-M
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kim Wilde - You Keep Me Hangin' On (Sep 18, 2013) - Category: Music - - 6,468 likes 123 dislikes
00:00 <MrsCool> ooop's
00:00 <MrsCool> had that in copy and paste sorry
00:00 <MrsCool> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzOnZnkCIqM
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Get Out Of My Life" by Paul Oakenfold (May 31, 2009) 4:13 - Category: Music - 94,342 - 364 likes (98.4%), 6 dislikes (1.6%)
01:00 <Ox2329> fuck off pz
01:00 <MrsCool> fkn jokin mate
01:00 <MrsCool> ill get rebels
02:00 <Ox2329> piss off
02:00 <MrsCool> will do
02:00 <Ox2329> liar
02:00 <MrsCool> cunt
03:00 <TheRon> language, geez!
03:00 <MrsCool> wash that potty mouth out with soap
03:00 <Ox2329> hang urself pz
03:00 <MrsCool> maybe later
04:00 <Ox2329> doit fgt
04:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nfk6sCzRTbM
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Paul Young - Everytime You Go Away (Oct 25, 2009) 4:21 - Category: Music - 2,810,936 - 13,245 likes (98.9%), 153 dislikes (1.1%)
05:00 <slinky_J> need orange juice and orange soda to mix together
07:00 <Ox2329> I stab people four or five people everyday
08:00 <MrsCool> hey panda
09:00 <hackerlol> Loof make me a bong
09:00 <Serenity> go and buy one you tight cunt
09:00 <hackerlol> got any plastic bottles lol jks
09:00 <TheRon> boob me!!
09:00 <hackerlol> oh boob me
09:00 <hackerlol> yes
09:00 <hackerlol> ftw
10:00 <Ox2329> lol @ loof
11:00 <hackerlol>  /clear
11:00 <hackerlol> history -c && history -w
11:00 <Ox2329> looool @ pz
11:00 <hackerlol>  05:11:37 up  6:16,  1 user,  load average: 0.18, 0.26, 0.40
11:00 <Ox2329> fuckhead
11:00 <Mew> &&;<3333~*~
12:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ST86JM1RPl0
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tears For Fears - "Everybody Wants To Rule The World" - ORIGINAL VIDEO (Oct 19, 2010) 3:11 - Category: Music - 17,195,808 - 64,895 likes (99%), 646 dislikes (1%)
13:00 <hackerlol> i got another bottle of wine
14:00 <TheRon> another?
14:00 <hackerlol> not drinkin it yet
14:00 <TheRon> could've foolded me
15:00 <bee_girl> Oh
15:00 <TheRon> i wouldn't
15:00 <bee_girl> I trust ur judgement TheRon 
15:00 <slinky_J> circle of life Finn, circle of life
15:00 <hackerlol> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again (Dec 13, 2008) 8:34 - Category: Music - 4,759,225 - 23,891 likes (99.1%), 217 dislikes (0.9%)
15:00 <TheRon> nice!
15:00 <TheRon> which csi is this?
16:00 <Ox2329> hackerlol loves huffing cocks all day long
17:00 <TheRon> good day bee_girl ?
17:00 <bee_girl> Yeah pretty food except I found out my tinder guy is unhung as he put it
17:00 <Serenity> Together we take turns
17:00 <Thoth> tits or gtfo
17:00 <TheRon> damn
17:00 <MrsCool>  /clear
18:00 <TheRon> not well hung?
18:00 <bee_girl> It seems that way
18:00 <TheRon> i should be in the national gallery
19:00 <bee_girl> He said he likes going down so I suppose id
19:00 <bee_girl> Cope
19:00 <bee_girl> Sigh
20:00 <TheRon> pearl hunting?
20:00 <slinky_J> lol
20:00 <MrsCool> TheRon, ever heard that song
20:00 <MrsCool> lol
20:00 <slinky_J> whats tinder
21:00 <TheRon> what song?
21:00 <MrsCool> tinder is the stuff you use to spark a fire
21:00 <Ox2329> debbie in the dark dark dark
21:00 <MrsCool> slinky_J, you know how to start a fire without matches and lighter ?
21:00 <TheRon> tinder is a crap song by pitbull and kesha
21:00 <MrsCool> a rock and a stick with a bit of tinder
21:00 <MrsCool> thats how you start fire
21:00 <slinky_J> yep
21:00 <MrsCool> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5kmCgVhADY
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Who - Who Are You Lyrics (FULL VERSION) (Jul 21, 2009) 6:17 - Category: Music - 545,147 - 2,566 likes (98.6%), 37 dislikes (1.4%)
21:00 <slinky_J> i keep Fire Princess in a jar in my pants pocket
22:00 <TheRon> who are you?
22:00 <slinky_J> circle of life
22:00 <bee_girl> Tinder is an app peeps
22:00 <MrsCool> i always loose my lighters
22:00 <Mew> how do u start the fire?
22:00 <MrsCool> 0dont start the fire
22:00 <MrsCool> she dont start the fire
22:00 <TheRon> i dunno but we didn't start the fire
22:00 <bee_girl> We didn't start it
23:00 <TheRon>  it was always burning since the worlds been turning
23:00 <Mew> do you use the rock on the tinder?
24:00 <bee_girl> The rock?
24:00 <TheRon> just the be clear, your latest bloke isn't doing it for you?
24:00 <TheRon> because he's small
24:00 <bee_girl> He says he is
24:00 <MrsCool> archive.org
24:00 <Ox2329> he loses the rock up his anus
24:00 <Mew> yeah a rock and tinder
24:00 <bee_girl> He is on tinder we have never met
24:00 <Mew> but how do u start the fire
24:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=x2KRpRMSu4g
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Who - Baba O'riley (Sep 4, 2006) 5:08 - Category: Music - 13,268,098 - 56,821 likes (98.1%), 1,109 dislikes (1.9%)
25:00 <TheRon> the bloke on tinder is willing to go down on you?
25:00 <TheRon> sorry just trying to keep up
25:00 <MrsCool> https://web.archive.org/web/20040629132410/http://go.to/perthpics
25:00 <MrsCool> click to enter
25:00 <MrsCool> lol
25:00 <Mew> MrsCoolllllll
26:00 <MrsCool> LOLLLLLLLL
26:00 <TheRon> anybody wanting to watch csi right now?
26:00 <Mew> HOW DO U START THE FIRE?!
26:00 <MrsCool> i wanna watch masterminds 
26:00 <TheRon> she didn't start the fire
26:00 <MrsCool> she don't start the fire
26:00 <Mew> she doesn't know how
26:00 <MrsCool> nobody can stop the fire
27:00 <TheRon> it's only teenage wasteland
27:00 <Mew> if I had a rock and some sticks there would be no fire lol
27:00 <MrsCool> lol
27:00 <TheRon> you wanna know how to start a fire
28:00 <MrsCool> spark a match ?
28:00 <Serenity> you guys know MrsCool is pz right
28:00 <Mew> yeah but just with a rock and sticks
28:00 <TheRon> petrol rags and some jumper leads
28:00 <Mew> you guys omg
28:00 <MrsCool> Serenity, Did you know that the petrol sold at the service station is sold with stabolizers you would be better of using something like nitro methane 
28:00 <Ox2329> rofl
28:00 <Serenity> .
28:00 <Serenity> right
29:00 <MrsCool> you can cook the ammonium nitrate with 100% alcohol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
29:00 <MrsCool> would be perhaps
29:00 <Ox2329> huhuhuhuh
29:00 <MrsCool> a nice bomb
29:00 <MrsCool> k-aboom
29:00 <MrsCool> a little plastic c4 easier to cook than meth
29:00 <Ox2329> dis idiot
30:00 <Serenity> duncraig man blows himself up in IRC revenge gone wrong
30:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mDkKyBU7GCs
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fleetwood Mac - Rhiannon (Mar 13, 2007) 4:09 - Category: Music - 4,931,302 - 17,212 likes (98.2%), 315 dislikes (1.8%)
31:00 <MrsCool> well maybe my talking to you know means i haven't blown my self up and have expert knowledge of how to make timed explosives
32:00 <MrsCool> all it takes it simple knoweledge and how to solider
32:00 <MrsCool> not really any electronics
32:00 <MrsCool> its just a charge
32:00 <MrsCool> c4 
33:00 <Mew> you don't even know how to start a fire what are you gonna do with c4? shelve it?
34:00 <Ox2329> solider
34:00 <Ox2329> loool
34:00 <TheRon> could boobs start a fire?
35:00 <Ox2329> fire in your loins maybe
35:00 <TheRon> indeed
35:00 <Thoth> only if u know how to titty fuck
35:00 <TheRon> with some flint?
36:00 <bee_girl> Know how?
36:00 <MrsCool> if you make c4 the finishing product is quite easy to deal with
36:00 <bee_girl> It's not hard
36:00 <MrsCool> its not like its going to blow up while your making it
36:00 <Thoth> ever started fire?
36:00 <MrsCool> what in the bushes when i was a kid ?
36:00 <TheRon> is this penis talk?
36:00 <MrsCool> mate its whatever you want
37:00 <Fez> Breasts
37:00 <MrsCool> eggs
37:00 <MrsCool> u name it
38:00 <Serenity> please make some
38:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=BW3gKKiTvjs
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kate Bush Wuthering Heights. (Dec 7, 2007) 4:27 - Category: Music - 14,179,306 - 39,847 likes (95.8%), 1,736 dislikes (4.2%)
38:00 <MrsCool> might go to carine for a pizza 
39:00 <MrsCool> carine glades shops
39:00 <Ox2329> of course you fat cunt
39:00 <Ox2329> why not cook some food for once
39:00 <MrsCool> hope no abos smash longneck beer bottles over my head
39:00 <Ox2329> ill cya there mate
39:00 <Serenity> i hope they do
40:00 <MrsCool> dont hate the player hate the game
40:00 <Ox2329> youre not a player
40:00 <Ox2329> youre not even in the right stadium
40:00 <MrsCool> sharpen your aim
40:00 <Ox2329> loool
41:00 <MrsCool> nigga
41:00 <Ox2329> unna
41:00 <Thoth> leluled
42:00 <MrsCool> https://web.archive.org/web/20040629132410/http://go.to/perthpics
42:00 <MrsCool> LOL
42:00 <Mew> austnet is on fire tonight
43:00 <Ox2329> nah thats the herpes
43:00 <ooomp> And Mew is here to hose us down :D
43:00 <MrsCool> http://www.ustream.tv/channel/southparkhd0001
43:00 <Mew> ooomp omg!!!
43:00 <ooomp> I know. Settle.
45:00 <couleurs> agreed
46:00 <ooomp> couleurs wasn't as excited
46:00 <ooomp> ever.
47:00 <couleurs> hi ooomp 
47:00 <couleurs> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
47:00 <ooomp> oh now you do it!
47:00 <ooomp> >.>
48:00 <couleurs> ._.
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
49:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=BW3gKKiTvjs
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kate Bush Wuthering Heights. (Dec 7, 2007) 4:27 - Category: Music - - 39,847 likes (95.8%), dislikes (4.2%) dislikes (4.2%)
49:00 <ooomp> There there
49:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFTBG1sae0M
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Naughty By Nature - O.P.P. (Aug 27, 2011) 4:40 - Category: Music - 1,306,814 - likes (97.6%), dislikes (2.4%) dislikes (2.4%)
50:00 <MrsCool> http://www.ustream.tv/channel/southparkhd0001
50:00 <couleurs> heathcliff its me catty
50:00 <bee_girl> Evening coulees 
50:00 <bee_girl> couleurs
51:00 <couleurs> hi bee_girl 
51:00 <TheRon> everton iwn?
51:00 <bee_girl> How's ur day been?
51:00 <TheRon> win
51:00 <bee_girl> Get me another cider will u
51:00 <TheRon> cook me some eggs
51:00 <TheRon> :)
51:00 <MrsCool> want me to walk to the fridge
52:00 <bee_girl> I don't discriminate
52:00 <TheRon> you down with opp?
53:00 <MrsCool> im down
53:00 <TheRiddler> the only thing down about MrsCool is his syndrome
54:00 <bee_girl> U know me 
54:00 <MrsCool> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xGuGSDsDrM
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: O.P.P. - Naughty By Nature (HQ Audio) (Jul 23, 2008) 4:28 - Category: Music - 4,412,363 - 16,409 likes (98.5%), 245 dislikes (1.5%)
54:00 <TheRon> easy as 123
54:00 <MrsCool> :)
55:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=i3N2s7yVXZ4
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mark Morrison - Return Of The Mack (HQ) (Jun 1, 2011) 3:47 - Category: Music - 2,010,525 - 11,091 likes (98.8%), 135 dislikes (1.2%)
56:00 <MrsCool> ty
56:00 <TheRon> for what?
56:00 <MrsCool> link
56:00 <MrsCool> lol so 90s
57:00 <TheRon> great hey
57:00 <MrsCool> ye
58:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs
58:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Q5lByFc7HiM
58:00 <Bastardly_One> need a walk 
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: PM Dawn - Set A Drift On Memory Bliss 1991 (Nov 25, 2010) 3:55 - Category: Music - 982,372 - 6,179 likes (98.8%), 74 dislikes (1.2%)
59:00 <couleurs> good n u?
59:00 <TheRon> everton win?
59:00 <couleurs> idk Ron
59:00 <TheRon> damn
59:00 <bee_girl> Good couleurs 
59:00 <Fez> Breasts
59:00 <couleurs> :)))))
00:00 <TheRon> i know this much is true
00:00 <bee_girl> Oh fez ur everywhere
01:00 <Fez> I am?
01:00 <Fez> Not on the couch yet
01:00 <MrsCool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMhN-hfMtY
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eminem - Stan (Long Version) ft. Dido (Dec 24, 2009) 8:10 - Category: Music - 50,696,524 - 232,379 likes (97%), 7,207 dislikes (3%)
04:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=AEEINM01G7U
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Arrested Development - Everyday People (HQ Quality Uncensored) (May 13, 2011) - Category: Music - - 2,327 likes 13 dislikes
04:00 <MrsCool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHh4cPbzbUo
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Primus - DMV (LYRICS) (Sep 18, 2010) 4:59 - Category: Music - 88,499 - 461 likes (99.4%), 3 dislikes (0.6%)
04:00 <bee_girl> Not enough of u by the sounds fez 
04:00 <TheRon> primus i have no idea
04:00 <slinky_J> baby elephants look mumified
05:00 <Fez> Apparently beegirl
05:00 <TheRon> breasts?
06:00 <Fez> Yes
06:00 <Fez> Breasts
06:00 <TheRon> they're the best
07:00 <TheRon> breast is best
08:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gC1xuVCBl4o
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: De La Soul - Ring Ring Ring (Ha Ha Hey) (May 1, 2008) 4:08 - Category: Music - 1,972,163 - likes (98.8%), dislikes (1.2%) dislikes (1.2%)
10:00 <MrsCool> cops just knocked on my door
11:00 <TheRon> did you hide your stash?
11:00 <MrsCool> didn't answer
11:00 <MrsCool> the door
11:00 <MrsCool> fuck
11:00 <MrsCool> [they lookin for me
11:00 <MrsCool> perth coppa thinks he can arrest me this is gonna be a fight
11:00 <TheRon> i got itchy balls
12:00 <MrsCool> i wanna fight
12:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=etviGf1uWlg
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Deee-Lite - Groove Is In The Heart (Video Version) (Oct 26, 2009) - Category: Music - - 25,831 likes 475 dislikes
13:00 <MrsCool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcYOy6I6OR8
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jimi Hendrix Experience * Hey Joe * (Jun 18, 2012) 3:34 - Category: Music - 866,367 - 297 likes (99.7%), 1 dislikes (0.3%)
15:00 <MrsCool> hahah coppas in perth wanna lock me up 
15:00 <MrsCool> lets go
15:00 <MrsCool> you're on CCTV
15:00 <MrsCool> i can hear ya and see ya
16:00 <Thoth> dude ur a faggot
17:00 <couleurs> agreed
17:00 <MrsCool> TRG
17:00 <MrsCool> hgahgah
17:00 <MrsCool> they rekon they calling the TRG
17:00 <Thoth> i reckon ur so full of shit truth never comes out
18:00 <Thoth> stop thinking ur important
18:00 <Thoth> nobody gives a fuck
19:00 <MrsCool> boots wid da furrrrrr
19:00 <MrsCool> Jimi Hendrix ~ All Along The Watchtower 
24:00 <MrsCool> yeah yeah police got nothing better to do
24:00 <MrsCool> lets go arrest ....
24:00 <MrsCool> nice try
25:00 <MrsCool> WA Police benchwarrant kiss my ass
25:00 <MrsCool> smash fuck out of ya
25:00 <MrsCool> bang bang bang
26:00 <TheRiddler> wash your mouth it's dribbling shit
26:00 <MrsCool> aint no bullshit
26:00 <Thoth> i dont care either way
26:00 <Thoth> quit dribbling shit
26:00 <TheRiddler> shit is shit
26:00 <Thoth> faggot
27:00 <MrsCool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENTxrZKmtOg
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GTA-Samp- World of Tanks (Apr 3, 2013) 6:01 - Category: Gaming - 317 views - 1 likes (50%), 1 dislikes (50%)
28:00 <slinky_J> any one else glad joan rivers is dead
29:00 <Thoth> ill be glad when ur dead
29:00 <slinky_J> sweet
29:00 <MrsCool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M8vei3L0L8
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: N.W.A. - Fuck Tha Police + Lyrics (Jun 16, 2008) 5:12 - Category: Music - 4,252,948 - 14,571 likes (94.1%), dislikes (5.9%) dislikes (5.9%)
29:00 <Thoth> perhaps u can fag fight with pz
29:00 <slinky_J> NO
29:00 <MrsCool> come get me WA police
31:00 <MrsCool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M8vei3L0L8
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: N.W.A. - Fuck Tha Police + Lyrics (Jun 16, 2008) 5:12 - Category: Music - 4,252,948 - 14,571 likes (94.1%), 916 dislikes (5.9%)
32:00 <slinky_J> Thoth which one of the girls in the bachelor are you like most?
34:00 <MrsCool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M8vei3L0L8
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: N.W.A. - Fuck Tha Police + Lyrics (Jun 16, 2008) 5:12 - Category: Music - 4,252,948 - 14,571 likes (94.1%), 916 dislikes (5.9%)
36:00 <TheRiddler> now he's spamming
36:00 <bee_girl> Yeah!
37:00 <MrsCool> yeah fool im packin
37:00 <bee_girl> Lol
37:00 <bee_girl> U should be
37:00 <TheRiddler> packin clothes n skipping the country
37:00 <MrsCool> thestig, hey man
38:00 <MrsCool> thestig, wasup ?
38:00 <MrsCool> gat lol
38:00 <MrsCool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M8vei3L0L8
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: N.W.A. - Fuck Tha Police + Lyrics (Jun 16, 2008) 5:12 - Category: Music - 4,252,948 - 14,571 likes (94.1%), 916 dislikes (5.9%)
39:00 <bee_girl> Thanks serenity
39:00 <bee_girl> I keep thinking
39:00 <bee_girl> It's Theron with a cool song
39:00 <bee_girl> Then I'm disappointed
39:00 <Zade> lol
40:00 <slinky_J> therons songs are depressing
40:00 <bee_girl> Hey not always
40:00 <British^Meat> therons songs are from some bad bbq rock compilation cd
40:00 <Zade> smash hits 87 was good for the times i spose 
40:00 <slinky_J> lol
43:00 <bee_girl> Hey 
44:00 <Serenity> lol
45:00 <MrsCool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ze95NooExo
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Massive Attack - Dissolved Girl (lyrics) (Aug 2, 2011) 6:08 - Category: Music - 21,652 - 202 likes (99%), dislikes (1%) dislikes (1%)
45:00 <British^Meat> pz?
45:00 <Zade> i quite like massive attack
45:00 <TheRiddler> and comes back and spams more
46:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume/realest-tumblr-posts-about-being-australian#4ciie4q
48:00 <Loof> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGPbHUZQ-VE
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TEENS REACT TO NIRVANA (Mar 23, 2014) 9:59 - Category: Entertainment - 10,538,097 - 118,642 likes (95.3%), 5,851 dislikes (4.7%)
48:00 <British^Meat> wow
49:00 <Loof> i fried
50:00 <Loof> 4#1_4#
50:00 <TheRiddler> we can start the party now
51:00 <Loof> sup bee_girl
51:00 <bee_girl> Nah much
51:00 <bee_girl> U?
51:00 <Loof> just listening to some pearl jam
52:00 <Loof> lolapollaza 2013
53:00 <Serenity> 'yeah i really like old music like that'
53:00 <Serenity> FUCK OFF you little cunt
53:00 <bee_girl> Oh loof
53:00 <bee_girl> U know I have a pj thing yeah?
54:00 <Loof> yeah
54:00 <Loof> i do too
54:00 <Loof> mmm eddie vedder yummy
54:00 <Loof> :P
54:00 <slinky_J> i just vommed
55:00 <Loof> he just seems like the nicest guy you could meet
55:00 <bee_girl> I think so
56:00 <Loof> do you like other 90s stuff?
56:00 <Serenity> id bang vedder
56:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81Mw7Z9AOkw
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DJ Fresh VS Jay Fay Feat. Ms Dynamite - 'Dibby Dibby Sound' (Official Video) (Dec 16, 2013) 3:20 - Category: Music - 13,643,854 - 81,837 likes (97.1%), 2,479 dislikes (2.9%)
56:00 <Doodle> yw
58:00 <Loof> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p3bTfUcG1k
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: EL SONIDITO-HECHICEROS BAND (Feb 4, 2009) 0 - Category: Education - 1,493,787 - 2,003 likes (85.6%), 337 dislikes (14.4%)
58:00 <Loof> back at ya
59:00 <Doodle> ay caramba
06:00 <Picard> Hello
07:00 <Picard> How are u cunts
07:00 <Ox2329> oh great
07:00 <Ox2329> why are you back
07:00 <Picard> I'm not back
07:00 <Ox2329> good
07:00 <Ox2329> fuck off
07:00 <Picard> In Kuala Lumpur 
07:00 <Ox2329> dont care
08:00 <Loof> lol @ Picard
08:00 <Ox2329> just leave
08:00 <Picard> Blow me 
08:00 <Serenity> hows your hol picard
09:00 <Serenity> prick
09:00 <matrix> Evening to you too
09:00 <matrix> Looks like I walked in at a bad time
10:00 <Loof> when is it a good time?
10:00 <Zade> oh he has left and we were all so looking forward to his holiday snaps and speedo tan lines 
10:00 <Loof> Picard in asia
10:00 <Loof> nothing sus about that
10:00 <Picard> Fucken parkroyal wifi
10:00 <Loof> nothing at all
10:00 <Picard> Loof wife is with me 
10:00 <The_Baron> lol
11:00 <Picard> Where is bastardly one
11:00 <The_Baron> I dunno where this convo came from, but I already got a giggle
11:00 <Loof> sup The_Baron
11:00 <The_Baron> tha sky nigga!
11:00 <Picard> Serenity: Holiday was awesome until Monday when I are some dodgy Malaysian duck 
11:00 <Loof> i'm also in the sky
12:00 <The_Baron> high nigga pie
12:00 <Loof> fuck yeah
12:00 <Loof> this shit
12:00 <Loof> so sticky it's sticking my ass to the seat
12:00 <The_Baron> noice
12:00 <Picard> Eewwwww
13:00 <Picard> Sicko
13:00 <The_Baron> Picard, pots and kettles mate
13:00 <Picard> These Asian cunts are off tap that have a shopping centre with a theme park inside 
14:00 <The_Baron> that would be cool
15:00 <Picard> Proxy internet
15:00 <Picard> Poxy
16:00 <Picard> Lish: Hello
16:00 <Lish> Hey
16:00 <Lish> You're back?
16:00 <Picard> No
16:00 <Picard> In KL
16:00 <Picard> Home Friday
17:00 <Picard> Ladyboys look alright here lol
18:00 <Lish> Oh 
18:00 <Lish> How's the holiday been
18:00 <Picard> Awesome. Until Monday
18:00 <Lish> Why
19:00 <Picard> Are some dodgy duck at KL. Got a bit of food poison almost recovered now 
20:00 <Loof> bong on '88
20:00 <Picard> Ate 
20:00 <Lish> Gross
20:00 <Picard> Yes it was. Never spewed so much in my life 
20:00 <Lish> Well plus side is you probably lost some weight haha
21:00 <Picard> People are not as friendly in kl as Phuket 
21:00 <Lish> That's what I think when I'm sick
21:00 <Lish> Oh yeah like a bigger city or whatever
21:00 <Picard> Yeah i said that today 
21:00 <Picard> Yeah huge city
22:00 <Picard> Too many people for me
23:00 <Lish> Yeah I'm not into big cities
23:00 <Lish> Which is why my next holiday starts in New York hahaha
23:00 <Lish> I'm not smart
23:00 <Picard> Lol u said  it 
24:00 <Picard> We are coming back to phuket next year
24:00 <Lish> Cool
24:00 <Picard> Bring the kids 
25:00 <Picard> They will love it
25:00 <Lish> Yeah sounds good
25:00 <Lish> Is it nice and warm?
26:00 <Picard> Was amazing. 30 degrees during the day
26:00 <Picard> 25 at night
26:00 <Picard> Only rained one mornin for about 45 minutes
26:00 <Lish> Nice
27:00 <Picard> Lovely place
27:00 <Picard> A huge culture shock though
28:00 <Picard> Such a different way of life
28:00 <Lish> I don't want to go to Thailand for some reason
29:00 <slinky_J> the tourism industry is killing places like thailand
29:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!
30:00 <Picard> Grrrrr
30:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think his kids will want to see him killing elephants
31:00 <Picard> TheRiddler:  fuk u
31:00 <Picard> :)
31:00 <ness> hi picard
33:00 <Picard> FFS
33:00 <Picard> Damn shit internet
34:00 <thestig>  FFS
34:00 <Picard> thestig: Hello
34:00 <Picard> Damn boobies in topic
35:00 <bee_girl> Oh those boobs every time
35:00 <bee_girl> My phone clicks any link
36:00 <slinky_J> boobs
36:00 <slinky_J> Bobs Boobs
37:00 <bee_girl> My boobs
37:00 <Picard> Grrrrrrrrr
37:00 <Picard> Which boobs are yours 
37:00 <Picard> Saggy ones on the bottom right?
37:00 <bee_girl> Take ur
37:00 <bee_girl> Pic
38:00 <slinky_J> i saw bee_girls boob print on an empty pizza box
39:00 <slinky_J> they mustve been ravenous!
39:00 <Picard> Lol
40:00 <bee_girl> I would have been
40:00 <Picard> Joshua 
41:00 <Picard> Would u
41:00 <Picard> Like a lady boy
41:00 <bee_girl> What's one of those pic dropper sites
41:00 <bee_girl> ?
42:00 <thestig> picard hello, how are you today
42:00 <Picard> ??????
43:00 <Picard> Im good thestig 
44:00 <Maurice> bee_girl, like imgur?
45:00 <partay> Imageshack
45:00 <Picard> Maurice: Hello
45:00 <partay> Picard you fat fuck
45:00 <Picard> Partgay the property tycoon lol
46:00 <partay> Picard the fat tourist 
46:00 <Picard> At least. What u call me is  to truth. :)
46:00 <partay> Creepy fucker 
47:00 <Picard> My fantasy life by partay, hitting movie screens soon. 
47:00 <Picard> Don't miss it. 
47:00 <bee_girl> Thanks Maurice 
48:00 <Picard> bee_girl:  wat pic u posting
49:00 <bee_girl> I was gonna share some cleavage
49:00 <bee_girl>  It
49:00 <bee_girl>  Ur
49:00 <bee_girl> But 
49:00 <bee_girl> Clearly I have drunk 
49:00 <Picard> Oh ok
49:00 <bee_girl> Too much
49:00 <Picard> Lol
49:00 <bee_girl> lol
49:00 <Picard> U
49:00 <bee_girl> :)
49:00 <couleurs> :)
49:00 <slinky_J> this is brilliant https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=836544486389601
49:00 <Picard> Might make the topic if u do
49:00 <Rak> boobs?
50:00 <bee_girl> Lol
50:00 <Picard> slinky_J:  hush
50:00 <slinky_J> there are boobs
50:00 <Picard> Man boobs
50:00 <Picard> Josh is turned on
50:00 <slinky_J> ur phuket net is so shit u couldnt watch that vid
51:00 <Picard> I'm not in Phuket sucker
51:00 <Picard> In Kuala Lumpur 
52:00 <bee_girl> Teeny
52:00 <bee_girl> http://imgur.com/uZ9kTZb
52:00 <slinky_J> its too hot for whitey in KL
53:00 <bee_girl> Tiny
53:00 <Picard> I can't open it
53:00 <slinky_J> whut am i lookin at
53:00 <bee_girl> Lol
53:00 <Picard> Kl is alright. Phuket is better
53:00 <bee_girl> Perfect
53:00 <slinky_J> for all ino its ur ass bee_girl
53:00 <bee_girl> It's not!
54:00 <slinky_J> lol
54:00 <Picard> Lol
54:00 <Picard> It is?
54:00 <couleurs> ;)
54:00 <Picard> I can't see it
55:00 <slinky_J> ;)
55:00 <bee_girl> http://imgur.com/eGPAYdg
55:00 <Rak> is that a bow tie on your dress?
56:00 <couleurs> i'm a bow tie
56:00 <Picard> bee_girl: U are cute
56:00 <slinky_J> im one of those cowboy ties
56:00 <bee_girl> I wish couleurs 
56:00 <slinky_J> just string with a clip yo
56:00 <bee_girl> U too lol
56:00 <Rak> i like it :D
57:00 <partay> Picard you sick fuck. Down boy.  
57:00 <slinky_J> tbh id rather see boobs
58:00 <bee_girl> http://imgur.com/bU4TfHc
59:00 <Picard> I'd do u bee_girl 
59:00 <milk> you'd do anything
59:00 <partay> Picard shame you're so repulsive 
59:00 <bee_girl> Lol
59:00 <Picard> Bbl dinner.  Wouldn't do u milk 
00:00 <Picard> bee_girl:  says I'm a chance 
00:00 <Picard> :)
00:00 <bee_girl> Since when??
00:00 <couleurs> Picard the fat old bald man lol
00:00 <slinky_J> that link didnt load
00:00 <slinky_J> wot woz it
00:00 <partay> Did for me 
00:00 <slinky_J> was it couleurs petting puppies?
01:00 <couleurs> yes
01:00 <Picard> Since forever bee_girl 
01:00 <slinky_J> aawww so cute
01:00 <slinky_J> teh perfect pic
01:00 <bee_girl> Couleurs had more of a chance and he's taken so what does that say for u Picard ?
01:00 <partay> LOL
02:00 <partay> Picard has fat chance 
02:00 <couleurs> thank u
02:00 <bee_girl> :D do my best
05:00 <slinky_J> do better.
05:00 <slinky_J> aaaaaaaahahahahaha
05:00 <bee_girl> Sober me up already
05:00 <bee_girl> It's freakin Wednesday
05:00 <bee_girl> What's going I here
05:00 <bee_girl> On
05:00 <bee_girl> Not I
05:00 <bee_girl> My phone is exacerbating my nonfiction
05:00 <bee_girl> Condition
05:00 <bee_girl> Not
05:00 <bee_girl> Bloody
06:00 <bee_girl> Argh!
06:00 <Fez> Hi
07:00 <Fez> Tinder?
07:00 <Picard> Mmmmm
07:00 <Skirmish> Picard, can you put something to rest now that you are back? 
07:00 <slinky_J> o  that link did load
07:00 <Picard> Wat
07:00 <Skirmish> There's been a lot of smack talk and you can set things straight. 
08:00 <Skirmish> Did you crush an elephant when you were overseas? 
08:00 <bee_girl> I've drunk too much 
08:00 <bee_girl> It's official
08:00 <matrix> More to the point if you are on holidays with family wtf are you here
08:00 <partay> Exactly 
09:00 <partay> I bet his wife is out fucking a lady boy 
09:00 <matrix> Seriously in a hotel with your wife and you have to come on here to chat
09:00 <matrix> That's screwed up
09:00 <Skirmish> matrix is always judging people for why they are on irc and how long they have been how and how little things change.  STOP JUDGING PEOPLE SO MUCH MATRIX!
09:00 <slinky_J> i wonder if its time for pasta
09:00 <Picard> Have been out all day. Wifey is shopping. I'm alone at the hotel 
09:00 <Maurice> Sometimes when I stay at a hotel with my husband, I IRC
10:00 <partay> LOL
10:00 <Maurice> But thats usually because he's in a sex coma and I have time
10:00 <Skirmish> I used to travel to canberra to bang a chick off irc and I would get on irc.  Just to let people know I where I was in case something happened to me. 
10:00 <Skirmish> ... and to brag.
10:00 <slinky_J> some times i like to eat the free hotel soaps
10:00 <Picard> Lol 
10:00 <partay> lol
10:00 <slinky_J> just not in the hotel :/
10:00 <matrix> Brag is more the point skirmish lol
11:00 <Skirmish> Well, we all have an ego to a certain extent. 
11:00 <matrix> I think if I was getting disconnected that much though I would give up 
11:00 <matrix> I met my ex on irc
12:00 <partay> But pictard is a loser 
12:00 <matrix> Spent 3 years together
12:00 <Picard> And I've spent the past 12 days alone with her. 
12:00 <Skirmish> It's not like he can just turn on the tv and watch it since it will be in another language.  Who cares if he wants to get on irc from thailand. 
12:00 <Lolinfirf> why is she your ex matrix ?
12:00 <Picard> She and I need space
12:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Skirmish
12:00 <matrix> Not saying irc is bad.  But I wouldn't come on if we were on holidays
12:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Skirmish: how are you?
12:00 <Skirmish> I am fantastic as always Mayo.
12:00 <matrix> Space??   You went  on a holiday together for space
13:00 <Picard> She is shopping. I've shopped enough for one decade
13:00 <Picard> A
13:00 <Skirmish> Picard: Some of the people here taking a shot at you have never had a real long term relationship.  You cannot expect them to understand. 
13:00 <Picard> Little bit of "me" time is ok for any couple 
13:00 <slinky_J> go on a killing spree
13:00 <matrix> Skirmish I was with someone for over ten years
13:00 <matrix> I knkw about long term
13:00 <Picard> Lol Skirmish 
13:00 <Skirmish> matrix: Then your mother kicked you out? 
14:00 <Maurice> I've been married for 10 yrs this year
14:00 <Maurice> I would have gotten less time for murder
14:00 <Picard> Long term is waking up beside them in the morning?
14:00 <matrix> Skirmish no the girl died but anyway
14:00 <Skirmish> Wow. I've never been married. 
14:00 <TheRiddler> did you get mistaken for a elephant yet and got ridden on by a tourist group
14:00 <Picard> Lol Maurice  20 years for me
14:00 <Skirmish> matrix: That is a pretty tragic way to end a relationship. 
14:00 <Maurice> It's bee na loooon 10 years so far
14:00 <milk> go to a massage parlour
14:00 <Maurice> Considering I'm only 25
14:00 <Maurice> Loooong*
15:00 <matrix> Skirmish: everyone has tragedy in their lives.   We have to just move on
15:00 <partay> Maurice you look 25 
15:00 <Skirmish> Picard has probably spend his massage parlour budget already.
15:00 <Maurice> 25 stone?
15:00 <Maurice> Why thank you
15:00 <matrix> Lol
15:00 <Picard> Fucken
15:00 <matrix> Wb Picard
16:00 <Skirmish> Complain that the hotel wifi is shit Picard. 
16:00 <Skirmish> Demand money back.
16:00 <matrix> Your Internet is saying it's time for a beer lol
16:00 <TheRiddler> spent it all in 1 day because he was too big to work all areas in a hour
16:00 <Picard> Skirmish:  it's free lol
16:00 <TheRiddler> and 2 hrs to find his penis for a happy ending
16:00 <matrix> Free to stay there??
16:00 <Picard> Free wifi u moron
16:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> rofl
17:00 <Skirmish> Yeah we get the idea. He is fat. He squashes elephants and it took 6 thai women to massage him properly and they all described the experience as rolling around on an oily jumping castle.  Yes, we get the idea. Picard is fat.  Move on guys. 
17:00 <TheRiddler> fee y 5
17:00 <Picard> matrix: Are u really that stupid
17:00 <MrsCool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veiid7-VJpY
17:00 <matrix> Then ask for a discount due to the free wifi (which you pay for in your room price) sucks
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Simply Red - Fairground with Lyrics (Apr 12, 2010) 5:36 - Category: Music - 120,612 - 301 likes (97.4%), 8 dislikes (2.6%)
18:00 <partay> Skirmish lol
18:00 <TheRiddler> the wifi is obstructed by his body
18:00 <Picard> Only 6? 
18:00 <matrix> Who's cares if he is fat
18:00 <TheRiddler> there is nothing they can do
18:00 <matrix> As long as he is happy
18:00 <MrsCool>  /clear
18:00 <Picard> Special massage for 600baht 
19:00 <Lolinfirf> hey Picard 
19:00 <partay> You got ripped off 
19:00 <matrix> Can't see faces on irc.    Doesn't matter
19:00 <TheRiddler> 6 for a neck massage
19:00 <Picard> Like u have ever left your shitty one bedroom rental partay  to know any different 
19:00 <Maurice> TheRiddler can say this because he is bordering on anorexic
19:00 <milk> http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/bb/24/95/bb2495b231cfd7f81ef8a93fae4b44ab.jpg
20:00 <matrix> Too thin too fat who cares lol
20:00 <partay> Picard I lived in Canada for 3 years 
20:00 <PZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj5hG7DcnHU
20:00 <Picard> Lol milk 
20:00 <matrix> Everyone has flaws
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 50 Cent - Heat (Lyrics) (Jul 4, 2009) 4:25 - Category: Music - 503,426 - likes (98.4%), dislikes (1.6%)
20:00 <partay> Moron 
20:00 <Picard> Yes of course u did
20:00 <Maurice> I want to go to Canadia
20:00 <Picard> Where ins Canada
20:00 <matrix> I would like to travel around Europe
20:00 <partay> Maurice i was in Vancouver 
20:00 <The_Baron> BC
20:00 <Picard> lol Vancouver 
21:00 <Maurice> I know a dude there
21:00 <pz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCGzRQjX2eQ
21:00 <Maurice> Would banghim
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 50 Cent - Heat (Street Version HQ) (Jul 30, 2012) 6:15 - Category: Music - 4,469 - 24 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:00 <partay> heh 
21:00 <Skirmish> You are such a hussy Maurice. 
21:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> TheRiddler
21:00 <Maurice> Only for that accent
21:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> TheRiddler: Tell us about your wanking / butt plug video.
21:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> What was the thinking behind that?
22:00 <partay> Picard would still be fat in Canada 
22:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Thought process please.
22:00 <pz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCGzRQjX2eQ
22:00 <matrix> Hmmm
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 50 Cent - Heat (Street Version HQ) (Jul 30, 2012) 6:15 - Category: Music - 4,469 - 24 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:00 <Picard> partay: Has travelled the world working as a cleaner in the food courts 
22:00 <Skirmish> "You want to do it ey? Oh baby that's so good ey. Oh ... sorry"  That is how canadians talk. 
22:00 <Maurice> Thats ok
22:00 <partay> 0
22:00 <Maurice> Ballgags come in handy sometimes
22:00 <partay> lol
22:00 <matrix> Skirmish you did that we'll
22:00 <TheRiddler> cruise ship food court cleaner
22:00 <TheRiddler> sounds fun
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <pz>  /clear
22:00 <Skirmish> matrix: I do everything well.
23:00 <TheRiddler> clear yourself pls
23:00 <matrix> Lol
23:00 <Picard> Lol TheRiddler 
23:00 <matrix> So good to see you are not conceited and full of yourself too
23:00 <Lolinfirf> wait
23:00 <Lolinfirf> TheRiddler
23:00 <matrix> :-)
23:00 <Lolinfirf> didn't you put a video on the net of yourself wanking?
23:00 <Lolinfirf> with a butt plug in?
23:00 <stevenn> hahahaha
23:00 <Picard> Lol 
24:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> oops
24:00 <matrix> Oh and why did you guys watch it
24:00 <Maurice> As annoying as TheRiddler is, you wont shame him
24:00 <Maurice> He doesn't care
24:00 <Picard> Why havnt I seen it TheRiddler 
24:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> couleurs has the video
24:00 <matrix> Would you want to see him doing that??
24:00 <Picard> Share
24:00 <Picard> Yes matrix  just for the lols
24:00 <matrix> Shame is on you for admitting you watched it
25:00 <Picard> Ok
25:00 <Skirmish> I find it ironic that Mayo spends so much time commenting and judging people from irc yet hides himself away.  Such a coward. 
25:00 <pz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCGzRQjX2eQ
25:00 <Picard> Grow a set
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 50 Cent - Heat (Street Version HQ) (Jul 30, 2012) 6:15 - Category: Music - 4,469 - 24 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
25:00 <Lolinfirf> rofl
25:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Skirmish
25:00 <Lolinfirf> everyone on IRC is hiding
25:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Skirmish how are you?
25:00 <Skirmish> I can never take his comments seriously or find them amusing since they come from a coward. 
25:00 <Lolinfirf> it's not like you're putting your name and address on irc Skirmish
26:00 <Lolinfirf> wow you fucking muppet
26:00 <pz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCGzRQjX2eQ
26:00 <matrix> Lolinfirf beat me to that comment
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 50 Cent - Heat (Street Version HQ) (Jul 30, 2012) 6:15 - Category: Music - 4,469 - 24 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
26:00 <Skirmish> Lolinfirf: I am an open book. I openly have shown pics of myself, things in my life. 
26:00 <Picard> Romper did
26:00 <Skirmish> Mayo hides. 
26:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Skirmish I am here to to create justice, TheRiddler has sinned, now. He must be punished
26:00 <matrix> Skirmish you are a rarity online
26:00 <Lolinfirf> Skirmish: you're an idiot then
26:00 <pz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWxo3W1Wowg
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 50 Cent - Get In My Car (Official Video HQ) (Jul 30, 2012) 4:20 - Category: Music - 5,398 - 27 likes (96.4%), 1 dislikes (3.6%)
27:00 <Lolinfirf> with the idiots online
27:00 <matrix> Not many are that open
27:00 <Skirmish> Lolinfirf: I am not a coward. 
27:00 <Lolinfirf> sharing that kind of information is asking for trouble
27:00 <Picard> Sinned?
27:00 <Lolinfirf> Skirmish: what's your name and DoB thanks
27:00 <pz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWxo3W1Wowg
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 50 Cent - Get In My Car (Official Video HQ) (Jul 30, 2012) - Category: Music - 5,398 - likes (96.4%), 1 dislikes (3.6%)
27:00 <Skirmish> I keep the extra personal stuff off the mainstream channels Lolinfirf.  Obviously. 
28:00 <matrix> I get what you are saying though
28:00 <matrix> You are you
28:00 <Picard> Most do
28:00 <matrix> Same here as in real life
28:00 <matrix> Not hiding
28:00 <Picard> Not many hide without pics
28:00 <pz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWxo3W1Wowg
28:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> The subject at hand here is not the busy body, op begging loser Skirmish... We must focus on the task at hand... That being TheRiddler.
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 50 Cent - Get In My Car (Official Video HQ) (Jul 30, 2012) 4:20 - Category: Music - 5,398 - 27 likes (96.4%), 1 dislikes (3.6%)
28:00 <Skirmish> There are people here that know my full name though. I know people like Mayo would give their nuts to get that info on me.  I am just extra careful.  By the same token ... I don't hide the non personal stuff. 
28:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Skirmish will rant and rave until people stop listening to him
28:00 <matrix> There are ppl that know my name here too
28:00 <Lolinfirf> Skirmish understands that IRC is serious
29:00 <Lolinfirf> and important
29:00 <Picard> I was the same until I was ratted on 
29:00 <TheRiddler> you guys are 2 years late 
29:00 <Lolinfirf> he takes IRC seriously
29:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> TheRiddler is what I am here for today
29:00 <matrix> But they respect me enough not to day it on channel
29:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> So you admit it then TheRiddler?
29:00 <TheRiddler> you want to copy awolf
29:00 <pz> /clear
29:00 <Lolinfirf> awolf is a lonesome loser
29:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Tell us about the video TheRiddler
29:00 <TheRiddler> your lord n savior
29:00 <Picard> First name was ok. The rest was personal
29:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> loooooollll
29:00 <Skirmish> If you are going to hold others up to scrutiny, I believe you should be as open and available to that same scrutiny. 
29:00 <Lolinfirf> awolf likes to pretend he works out
29:00 <TheRiddler> or
29:00 <Lolinfirf> but he just lives at home and has no job, at 30
30:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> shove that in your gob Skirmish
30:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> hello Saemon
30:00 <pz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcYOy6I6OR8
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jimi Hendrix Experience * Hey Joe * (Jun 18, 2012) 3:34 - Category: Music - 866,457 - likes (99.7%), dislikes (0.3%)
30:00 <Skirmish> Mayo is just cranky that he has all this info on other people and has nothing on me.  Has to speculate, guess, lie. 
31:00 <matrix> Skirmish  it use to be me he always picked on
31:00 <matrix> :-)
31:00 <pz>  /clear
31:00 <Skirmish> Mayo has been trying to get me for 10 years.  That's dedication. 
31:00 <Picard> Lol
31:00 <Robinaaaaaaaaa> wait
31:00 <Robinaaaaaaaaa> skirmish
32:00 <Robinaaaaaaaaa> you've been coming on IRC for ten years?
32:00 <Picard> Or no life
32:00 <Robinaaaaaaaaa> that's pretty sad man
32:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Skirmish were you not just telling us you are an open book or something?
32:00 <Skirmish> More. 
32:00 <Robinaaaaaaaaa> you must hate yourself
32:00 <Saemon> Picard mate 
32:00 <Saemon> your old, fat, pathetic
32:00 <Saemon> need i say more?
32:00 <Robinaaaaaaaaa> Saemon
32:00 <Saemon> you're joke mate end of story.
32:00 <Saemon> god damn
32:00 <Robinaaaaaaaaa> go choke on a cock
32:00 <matrix> I have been on irc on and off for 20 years
32:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Saemon have you heard about TheRiddlers wanking and butt plug video?
32:00 <Skirmish> Robinaaaaaaaaa: You can't be on irc and then tell someone that using it makes them less of a person.  That is just stupid. 
32:00 <Robinaaaaaaaaa> want to hear a joke?
32:00 <matrix> Probably more time off than on but still it has been that long
32:00 <Picard> Saemon: U waste of cum
32:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Apparently this loser uploads 'quirky' videos for attention
33:00 <Robinaaaaaaaaa> Picard: can I tell you a joke?
33:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Saemon is a good guy
33:00 <Robinaaaaaaaaa> Picard: Saemon's sex life
33:00 <Saemon> Picard mate anytime
33:00 <Saemon> you hear me
33:00 <Saemon> any freakin time
33:00 <Picard> Loser
33:00 <Skirmish> Plus .... if I am a tragic for having come here for 10 years ... then the same shoe fits themayo for chasing me for that long.
33:00 <Saemon> in front of myer centre rundle mall
33:00 <Namelesss> good eveningto all
33:00 <Saemon> man to man
33:00 <Robinaaaaaaaaa> rofl
33:00 <Robinaaaaaaaaa> Saemon
33:00 <Robinaaaaaaaaa> you're from adelaide?
33:00 <matrix> Mayo has been around a lot longer than ten years
33:00 <Picard> Lol u Adelaide bogan
33:00 <Skirmish> Agreed. 
33:00 <matrix> Hey what's wrong with Adelaide
34:00 <matrix> ?????
34:00 <Namelesss> what's right with it
34:00 <Picard> Wats right with it?
34:00 <Saemon> lol Picard bro im just jokin around 
34:00 <Saemon> ive got no beef with you
34:00 <Saemon> lol
34:00 <Saemon> im just bored hey
34:00 <matrix> I can name one thing at least
34:00 <matrix> But she is my special reason for liking adelaide
34:00 <Picard> Matrix ?
34:00 <Robinaaaaaaaaa> picard is a good man
34:00 <Picard> Lol 
35:00 <matrix> Picard has his moments like us all
35:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> I also have some information regarding TheRiddler, that being he works as a casual at THE REJECT SHOP
35:00 <Picard> It looked great from the airport. As u fly out of the cunt of a place
35:00 <Robinaaaaaaaaa> he isn't a freak like TheRiddler
35:00 <Picard> We are all feels
35:00 <Picard> Freaks 
36:00 <matrix> At least he has a job
36:00 <Saemon> lol @ casual at THE REJECT SHOP
36:00 <matrix> Better than some
36:00 <Robinaaaaaaaaa> TheRiddler was found naked near a primary school, wearing nothing but a batman cape and mask, holding a buttplug coated in vaseline
36:00 <Saemon> not even good enough to be a part-timer
36:00 <matrix> Who cares if he is a casual
36:00 <Saemon> or full time
36:00 <TheRiddler> that's a improvement
36:00 <matrix> At least it is work
36:00 <Picard> A
36:00 <pz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UokTE-njLRA
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tool - Pushit (Jun 24, 2008) 9:55 - Category: Music - - 3,966 likes (97.8%), 90 dislikes (2.2%)
36:00 <Picard> Jobs a job. Better then some loser sitting home on the dole
36:00 <matrix> Most ppl are casuals in retail
36:00 <matrix> It's the way it works unfortunately
36:00 <Robinaaaaaaaaa> Picard: awolf sits at home on the dole
36:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> loooolllllll
37:00 <Robinaaaaaaaaa> he lives with his mother
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tool - Pushit (Jun 24, 2008) 9:55 - Category: Music - 1,089,714 - 3,966 likes (97.8%), 90 dislikes (2.2%)
37:00 <Robinaaaaaaaaa> at 30 years old
37:00 <Robinaaaaaaaaa> no job, no home, no girlfriend
37:00 <Robinaaaaaaaaa> what a lonesome loser
37:00 <matrix> He has his mum
37:00 <pz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UokTE-njLRA
37:00 <Robinaaaaaaaaa> he's a furry too
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tool - Pushit (Jun 24, 2008) 9:55 - Category: Music - 1,089,715 - 3,9 likes (97.8%), 90 dislikes (2.2%)
37:00 <TheRiddler> finally
37:00 <Picard> Lol
37:00 <matrix> She cooks and cleans.   Sounds like a good setup
37:00 <Robinaaaaaaaaa> he likes dressing up in his fur costume
37:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> It's not the fact that TheRiddler is a casual, it's the he works at THE REJECT SHOP
37:00 <Robinaaaaaaaaa> and yiffing with his mother
38:00 <matrix> The reject shop is as good as any place
38:00 <Thoth> how many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
38:00 <matrix> Still pays the bills
38:00 <Thoth> none. he fell
38:00 <Robinaaaaaaaaa> my old laptop keeps hanging like a nigger
38:00 <Namelesss> Thoth: lol
38:00 <matrix> Where are you working now TheRedCoatsAreComing
39:00 <Robinaaaaaaaaa> he works at DOLBOY COLD STORAGE
39:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> looooooolllllllllll
39:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> I was about to say that
39:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> I work for a very blue chip company
39:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> DOBOY COLD STORAGE
39:00 <Thoth> if an abo, a leb, and an asian are all in a car together. whos driving?
39:00 <matrix> And that is better than retail??
39:00 <Thoth> the police
39:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> matrix, yes.
39:00 <Picard> Oh my
39:00 <matrix> Yeah Ok
39:00 <Robinaaaaaaaaa> matrix his name is seth pardoe
39:00 <Robinaaaaaaaaa> he also breeds with fish
39:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> I do
40:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> on the side
40:00 <matrix> Blue chip company.   Never heard of them
40:00 <matrix> Oh well
40:00 <Picard> Fish?
40:00 <matrix> Breeds WITH fish?????
40:00 <matrix> Wtf
40:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Sometimes
40:00 <matrix> He fuck fish????
40:00 <Thoth> why did the feminist cross the road?
40:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Problem matrix?
40:00 <Skirmish> Fishdicks
40:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Better than wanking and sticking a butt plug in
40:00 <Thoth> to suck my cock
40:00 <Picard> In Phuket u can put your feet in a fish tank and they eat the dead skin from your feet. 100baht for 15 mins
41:00 <matrix> Breeds with fish lol.   Fucking fish lol  god I fell off my chair
41:00 <TheRiddler> he's a gay fish
41:00 <matrix> Breeds fish and breeds WITH fish is different
41:00 <matrix> Lol
41:00 <Saemon> Picard i would do that for megan foxes feet for free
41:00 <matrix> Made my night worth while
41:00 <Picard> Lol Saemon 
42:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> TheRiddler you speak?
42:00 <matrix> Lol
42:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Thought you got shamed out before loser
42:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> When is your next shift at THE REJECT SHOP?
42:00 <matrix> Shame is on the one who watched and enjoyed wanting to it
42:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> heh
42:00 <Skirmish> Why does it matter where he works? 
42:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> true that too
42:00 <Skirmish> Where do you work Mayo. 
43:00 <Saemon> lol TheRiddler you work at the reject shop??
43:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> DOBOY COLD STORAGE
43:00 <matrix> He answered 
43:00 <Saemon> lol you fucken loser
43:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> I told you before
43:00 <matrix> Apparently it's blue chip
43:00 <matrix> Never heard of them
43:00 <Saemon> hope you're ashamed of yourself TheRiddler you reject shop faggot
43:00 <TheRiddler> blue chips to go with his fish
43:00 <Skirmish> I wasn't paying too much attention. So you work in a freezer. 
43:00 <Picard> Cold storage lol
43:00 <matrix> Saemon what do you do? 
43:00 <Saemon> nothing
44:00 <matrix> So you don't work at all
44:00 <Saemon> i dont work cuz i have a medical condition
44:00 <Saemon> no
44:00 <matrix> My tax pays for you
44:00 <matrix> So you work for me ass hole
44:00 <Picard> Saemon:  is a professional  mastebater, he works at a sperm bank  
44:00 <TheRiddler> be like a nercrophiliac working a morgue
44:00 <Skirmish> lol so Mayo is a store man? 
44:00 <Saemon> matrix sucked in
44:00 <Picard> Saemon: U worries u will lose your dsp
45:00 <Saemon> im bludging your tax money and u cant do shit about it
45:00 <Saemon> u gotta problem? come say it to my face at rundle mall myser entrance
45:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Skirmish ye
45:00 <matrix> Saemon enjoy it while you can :-)
45:00 <Thoth> pedophiles are fucking immature assholes
45:00 <Skirmish> Nobody would take Saemon's sperm to be used in fertility programs. It wouldn't pass the quality test. 
45:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> yes*
45:00 <Skirmish> They would notice that Saemon is 3rd generation inbred once they did a DNA test. 
45:00 <Picard> Saemon: Ok anytime 
45:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> TheRiddler when do you next work at THE REJECT SHOP?
46:00 <Saemon> i know the mongols
46:00 <Picard> They use is for research trying to impregnate pigs 
46:00 <matrix> Anyways time for me to go to bed
46:00 <Skirmish> I need someone to explain to me why working at the Reject Shop is bad. 
46:00 <matrix> 5 am start
46:00 <matrix> Night all
46:00 <Skirmish> It pays the same as other stores ... what is the problem? 
46:00 <Robinaaaaaaaaa> hey Picard
46:00 <Robinaaaaaaaaa> what do you do?
46:00 <Thoth> what do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
47:00 <Thoth> punch her
47:00 <Picard> A
47:00 <Picard> Jobs a job 
47:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> TheRiddler, tomorrow is catalogue day, what specials are going on at THE REJECT SHOP?
47:00 <Thoth> like blowjobs
47:00 <Thoth> jobs a job
48:00 <Picard> Morons 
48:00 <LolinFirf> hey Picard
48:00 <LolinFirf> what do you do?
48:00 <Picard> I don't work. Havnt for 15 year
48:00 <LolinFirf> why not you lazy shit
49:00 <Saemon> ^5 Picard
49:00 <Skirmish> He can avoid work and still holiday overseas. Watch all the tards get jelly. 
49:00 <Picard> Lol
49:00 <Saemon> why work when u can be on the dole?
49:00 <Thoth> what did the abo get on his hsc?
49:00 <Thoth> petrol
49:00 <Saemon> only work when your living in a country that has no dole system
50:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> www.therejectshop.com.au
50:00 <Fez> Thoth hates mr squiggle
50:00 <Picard> Yeah Saemon  people on th dole are so lucky
50:00 <Skirmish> My fiance told me today that I am immature.  I told her to get out of my blanket fort. 
50:00 <Saemon> Picard im living my lifge
50:00 <Picard> Lol
50:00 <Saemon> i dont have to wake up in the morning
50:00 <Saemon> report to a boss
50:00 <Saemon> do chores
50:00 <Picard> I have my own business. Well two actually
50:00 <Saemon> fuck that
50:00 <Saemon> im free
50:00 <Picard> I'm the boss 
50:00 <Saemon> we only live one life man
51:00 <Saemon> why live the life being a slave to work and money?
51:00 <Picard> Why not?
51:00 <TheRiddler> so you rather be a slave to the government instead?
51:00 <Thoth> what do you say if you see your tv floating across the room in the middle of the night?
51:00 <Thoth> drop it nigger
51:00 <Saemon> because we are born, we live, we die.
51:00 <Saemon> at the end of the day
52:00 <Saemon> all the working, what does it gain you?
52:00 <Picard> Wat life is there sitting at home all day playing games and on irc when there is a whole world out there
52:00 <Saemon> a big house? new car? you're gona die anyway
52:00 <Saemon> so whats the point
52:00 <Thoth> indeed pic
52:00 <Skirmish> What will it take to have Saemon removed from the channel? 
52:00 <Saemon> you're not going to be around forever to enjoy it
52:00 <Picard> I'm enjoying it now
53:00 <Saemon> being old bald n fat?
53:00 <Saemon> good for you.
53:00 <Picard> And have the money to do the things I want 
53:00 <Skirmish> Being fat costs money. Money he obviously has to sustain his mass. You jelly?
53:00 <Saemon> theres positives in every situaiton i giess
53:00 <Saemon> im also fat
53:00 <Saemon> and i dont need alot of money to maintain my physique
53:00 <Picard> Lol Skirmish 
53:00 <TheRiddler> he has fullofshititis
54:00 <TheRiddler> Saemon
54:00 <Skirmish> Because you're lazy and you have a gunt Saemon 
54:00 <Skirmish> You have a flap that you have to lift and wipe underneath when you shower.
54:00 <Saemon> TheRiddler whatever reject shop boy 
54:00 <Picard> Love how the cretins try to justify not working 
54:00 <TheRejectShop> looooolll @ TheRejectShop
54:00 <Saemon> i cant lose my weight easily
54:00 <Picard> Working is bad
54:00 <TheRejectShop> THE REJECT SHop
54:00 <Saemon> i cant exercise
54:00 <Skirmish> Why not? Allergic to sweat?
55:00 <TheRiddler> he has no arms
55:00 <Picard> Lol
55:00 <Saemon> no, i have chronic fatigue syndrome
55:00 <Skirmish> Chronic lazy excuses syndrome.
55:00 <TheRiddler> umm
55:00 <Saemon> so typical Skirmish
55:00 <Saemon> ppl like you who dont have it
55:00 <TheRejectShop> what would it take for Skirmish to be banished from the channel?
55:00 <Saemon> never understands
55:00 <Picard> Anther description for a lazy cunt 
55:00 <Saemon> all they say is oh your lazy rah rah rah
56:00 <TheRiddler> I knew someone who has chronic fatigue and can still excercise
56:00 <Saemon> well they probably arent as severe as me
56:00 <TheRiddler> you're lazy
56:00 <TheRejectShop> I know someone who works at THE REJECT SHOP
56:00 <doctor> i used to know someone too
56:00 <Thoth> i buy my dvds and christmas lights at the reject shop. strangely there are less retarded customers to fight with than at aldi
56:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: You come here and take shots at other people ... do not for one second think anyone is going to go easy on you.
56:00 <Saemon> oh i dont expect anyone to go easy on me
56:00 <Thoth> why does aldi have so many retards
56:00 <Maurice> From no legs to chronic fatigue
56:00 <Saemon> u wanna go?
56:00 <Maurice> Yeah, not believing it
57:00 <Skirmish> TheRejectShop: He puts shit on shelves.  You put shit on shelves.  What's the difference?
57:00 <Saemon> i know im pathetic
57:00 <doctor> Saemon is a tree stump so its not easy
57:00 <Picard> Lol it's all true 
57:00 <Saemon> i accept it
57:00 <TheRiddler> to be too servere to exercise you would be in a coma
57:00 <doctor> at least youre honest Saemon, takes courage to be honest
57:00 <Saemon> im a loser, im dumb, im shit, etc ive heard and know it all. tell me something i dont know
57:00 <Maurice> Saemon is the least honest person ever
58:00 <Picard> I saw a legless beggar Monday night 
58:00 <Maurice> He's done nothing but lie since he joined
58:00 <Saemon> i am being honest right now
58:00 <Saemon> im a pathetic loser and i am saying so
58:00 <Picard> Good
58:00 <TheRiddler> you'd say anything to get with your mum
58:00 <Saemon> if i was dishonest, then i'd be saying im a popular party going stud with lots of chicks
59:00 <doctor> so him saying he's a pathetic loser is a fib? see, it's not all bad Saemon. even maurice can see the good side in you
59:00 <TheRiddler> he's more than pathetic
59:00 <Skirmish> TheRejectShop: He puts shit on shelves.  You put shit on shelves.  What's the difference?
59:00 <TheRiddler> that the lie
59:00 <Saemon> oh great.
59:00 <Saemon> its active.
59:00 <Picard> U old cube
59:00 <TheRiddler> night fill is a decent job
59:00 <Picard> Cunt
00:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One: 
00:00 <TheRiddler> I mean 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> hey fuckhead
00:00 <Saemon> heeeeerrrre we go.
00:00 <Bastardly_One> good trip?
00:00 <Skirmish> Night Fill pays better than most day jobs. I had a mate that worked at K-Mart doing night fill for years and bought a house with the money.
00:00 <Picard> U led me astray
00:00 <TheRiddler> he rode a ladyboy elephant
00:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One: Told
00:00 <TheRiddler> it was a boy elephant now it's a girl elephant
01:00 <Bastardly_One> told?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooook then
01:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One: Told me where to find re little boys. 
01:00 <TheRiddler> they would pay you double after 12am
01:00 <Picard> There was none left. Guy told me he sent them all to Ballarat 
01:00 <TheRiddler> only the huge stores do that tho
02:00 <Thoth> whats worse than the jewish holocaust?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard
02:00 <Thoth> 6 million jews
02:00 <Skirmish> My brother does night fill for Coles and makes decent money out of small hours.  
03:00 <Picard> Grrrrr
03:00 <doctor> $22 an hour I think
03:00 <Saemon> ive tried applying for that
03:00 <Saemon> never get a reply
03:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One: Sorry old mate just taking th piss 
03:00 <doctor> just buy a bottle-o, they never go bust
04:00 <Picard> doctor: Hello
04:00 <TheRiddler> you have to be fit to do night fill
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm going on that ctv idea
04:00 <doctor> hey Picard
04:00 <doctor> good trip?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> even that friend of mine who does guard post thinks it's a good idea
05:00 <Picard> Amazing doctor 
05:00 <Picard> What's a good idea Bastardly_One 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> nightfill is $22 an hour
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I just checked
06:00 <Picard> Lol
06:00 <Picard> They won't employ u
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm going to do security for something to do 
06:00 <doctor> dump shaz over there and replace her with TinyTina?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> then another day or so for ctv
06:00 <Picard> Lol security
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah ... see what happens
06:00 <Bastardly_One> something to do ... not much happens in the hours I kept
06:00 <Bastardly_One> why not get payed to watch shit?
07:00 <Picard> Lol doctor I'm in Kuala lumper  still have time
07:00 <Picard> Although I'd say I prefer Thai women then Malaysian. Malaysian are to close to Indian for me
07:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One: U can't have. Criminal record 
09:00 <doctor> true
09:00 <Picard> Indeed
09:00 <Picard> So Bastardly_One any other fantasy to tell us? Centrelik OH&S last month security this lol
10:00 <Picard> Gotta love a fantasy life 
10:00 <slinky_J> as if wasting ur time on irc
10:00 <slinky_J> ur in a hotel right
10:00 <slinky_J> order some club sammiches and watch fucken PORN DUDE
10:00 <Picard> Josh u do it 24/7
11:00 <Picard> No porn in Malaysia it's banned
11:00 <Picard> They even bleep out swearing on American TV shows
12:00 <Picard> :)
12:00 <slinky_J> fuck
13:00 <Picard> Wat
13:00 <slinky_J> spose its cause malaysians are ugly as fuck
13:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
13:00 <Picard> Maybe
13:00 <Picard> I think poofs are illegal here also
13:00 <slinky_J> but i love poofs
13:00 <Picard> Matthew would be hung here
13:00 <Picard> They don't like his type
14:00 <Picard> They have a Lego land resort in Malaysia 
14:00 <slinky_J> lmao
14:00 <slinky_J> cool
14:00 <Picard> Funny shot
14:00 <Picard> Shit
15:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: Do you have a drivers licence? 
15:00 <MrsCool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CAhdpjGiEM
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hackers Soundtrack - Good Grief (Feb 3, 2011) 4:31 - Category: Music - 31,807 - 100 likes (99%), 1 dislikes (1%)
15:00 <Picard> Theme park in the Times Square shopping plaza
15:00 <Picard> Roller coaster 
16:00 <Maurice> Damnit, I finished my book :/
16:00 <Skirmish> Another book on murder?
16:00 <Maurice> Not this time
16:00 <Maurice> It was the true story behind Orange Is The New Black
16:00 <Picard> Maurice: Is the Claremont serial killer
16:00 <Skirmish> Haven't bothered to have a look at that yet. 
17:00 <Maurice> It's good
17:00 <Maurice> Both book and show
18:00 <MrsCool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYkuVytnZWw
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hackers Soundtrack - Richest Junkie Still Alive (Sank Remix) (Feb 3, 2011) 4:13 - Category: Music - 44,794 - 48 likes (94.1%), 3 dislikes (5.9%)
18:00 <Picard> No
19:00 <MrsCool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYkuVytnZWw
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hackers Soundtrack - Richest Junkie Still Alive (Sank Remix) (Feb 3, 2011) - Category: Music - 44,794 - likes (94.1%), dislikes (5.9%) 3 dislikes (5.9%)
19:00 <Picard> 23.20 in Melbourne?
20:00 <Picard> ????
23:00 <Picard> Fark
24:00 <Skirmish> Picard: Yes, 2323 now. 
24:00 <Picard> Ty
24:00 <Picard> 2124 here
24:00 <Bastardly_One> we worked that out the other night
24:00 <Bastardly_One> told you it was 2 not 3
24:00 <Skirmish> I am going to play around with Google Scholar tonight. 
25:00 <Skirmish> I need to find 5 scholarly articles that speak of the effects that defining terrorism has had on society. 
26:00 <Picard> Fuck of u old cunt. U told me it was 3 hours. 
26:00 <Skirmish> Obama is going to outline his 3 year plan for the US to deal with ISIS today at some stage.  Should be interesting. 
27:00 <Picard> Speaking of terrorist. Malaysian are Muslims yet they don't go blowing things up. Skirmish wat are your thoughts 
27:00 <Skirmish> Also, I took a look at that youtube doco you linked last night.  That isn't the one that the History channel is about to air. 
27:00 <Skirmish> Picard: Ahhh ... not all muslims are extreme in their ideology. 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> no you did ... I said you'd be on WA/China time
28:00 <Skirmish> Their base religious belief in most situations isn't KILL EVERYONE THAT IS NOT US!
29:00 <Picard> U did not old cunt. U said 3
29:00 <Skirmish> If I can be bothered, I will link you a youtube link that outlines the similarities between extreme islam and the extreme christians coming out in the US.  They use examples of how they both represent themselves in very similar ways. 
29:00 <Picard> That's my point Skirmish  it's the Arab Muslims for some reason
30:00 <MrsCool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfy5dFhw3ik
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Swordfish hack (Sep 20, 2009) 2:13 - Category: Science & Technology - 248,081 - 326 likes (88.8%), 41 dislikes (11.2%)
30:00 <Picard> Why are they so extreme 
30:00 <Skirmish> There is a lot of history re: the middle east and north africa and colonial influences and borders getting redrawn which lump varying ethnic groups into one area which is never a good idea.  
30:00 <Picard> What should Obama do?
31:00 <Skirmish> Look at Yugoslavia for instance.  Borders drawn up after WW1.  Took 75-80 years before it blew up ... but it blew up.
31:00 <Bastardly_One> stop funding them for one thing
31:00 <Picard> Yeah. 
31:00 <Picard> Japan will
31:00 <Picard> Come for us one day 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
31:00 <Bastardly_One> we have a trade deal with them now 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> for subs
32:00 <Skirmish> They are extreme because they see that western influence over a long historical period has eroded their belief system. 
32:00 <Picard> Or china 
32:00 <MrsCool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfy5dFhw3ik
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Swordfish hack (Sep 20, 2009) 2:13 - Category: Science & Technology - 248,081 - likes (88.8%), 41 dislikes (11.2%)
32:00 <Skirmish> Doesn't matter what Obama wants to do. The Republican party over there wants to bomb them to the gates of hell.
32:00 <Bastardly_One> China maybe but Japan and us have a deal as of a couple of months ago
32:00 <Skirmish> Japan has never wanted Australia. It was a WW2 myth that they were going to invade. 
32:00 <Picard> I think the problems is we intervene, let them sort their own shit out 
32:00 <Skirmish> It was propaganda used to help with enlistment. 
33:00 <Picard> Id be more worried about China. 
33:00 <MrsCool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUY8HysBzsE
33:00 <slinky_J> man this kfc craving wont go away
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Swordfish interview process (May 11, 2006) 3:30 - Category: Entertainment - 989,750 - likes (91.4%), 84 dislikes (8.6%)
33:00 <Skirmish> Picard: America taking a more isolationist stance to a point would be a good idea ... but the area is where the oil is and they will protect their economy. 
33:00 <slinky_J> i want a bucket full to the brim with oil soaked chicken
34:00 <Picard> Skirmish: It's always been about oil
34:00 <Skirmish> War is good for business in America.  Business is controlling their politics.  I think it is inevitable that ground troops will go into Iraq and Syria. 
34:00 <Picard> I agree. 
35:00 <Picard> Bad idea but I agree
35:00 <Picard> If they go we will go 
35:00 <Skirmish> America could be energy self sufficient if they wanted to be.  Same as Australia.  Instead we restrict production here and buy from overseas.  I think the global strategy is to get the oil from the middle east and when it's tapped out ... let them fight over their sandpit. 
35:00 <MrsCool>  /clear
36:00 <MrsCool> nub
36:00 <Picard> Lol good idea 
36:00 <Skirmish> There hasn't been much more said about it since their initial threats ... but I think if it comes to blows we should watch how Russia deals with ISIS. 
36:00 <MrsCool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL9fnVtz_lc
36:00 <Picard> Russia are sly dogs 
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Heat Shootout Scene [High Quality] (May 2, 2009) 10:26 - Category: Film & Animation - 1,206,395 - likes (98%), dislikes (2%)
36:00 <Skirmish> They won't be diplomatic.  They will carpet bomb them into oblivion. 
37:00 <MrsCool> xv
37:00 <MrsCool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL9fnVtz_lc
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Heat Shootout Scene [High Quality] (May 2, 2009) 0 - Category: Film & Animation - 1,206,395 - likes (98%), dislikes (2%) dislikes (2%)
37:00 <Skirmish> Also ... as Russia was kind enough to warn NATO the other week. They are the largest Nuclear country in the world. 
38:00 <slinky_J> and they have a lot of oil
38:00 <Picard> I think the soft approach won't work and will cost 1000's of lives. Blow the fuxkers off the map problem solved 
38:00 <slinky_J> woo go russia
38:00 <slinky_J> GO SOVIET RUSSIA
40:00 <Picard> Lol
40:00 <Picard> U are. Nut job
41:00 <slinky_J> nuh
41:00 <Picard> Yes
41:00 <slinky_J> i keep up with what's going on
41:00 <slinky_J> but i dont see the point debating it in here.
43:00 <Bastardly_One> they're talking
43:00 <Bastardly_One> debating is conversation 
43:00 <Picard> Why not jewshua
43:00 <Bastardly_One> go bat off over BF4 or whatever
43:00 <Picard> Moron
45:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck ... I just had a vision of old age
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I want mash potato
45:00 <Bastardly_One> gonna be a day some nurse is feeding me that 
45:00 <Picard> It's better then talking about bashing Chics 
45:00 <Fez> Play fifa
45:00 <Picard> Very soon u old prick
46:00 <slinky_J> and that's why it's not worth discussing with either of you.
46:00 <Picard> Why. 
47:00 <Picard> Better then the usual dribble u come up with josh 
48:00 <slinky_J> i'm so offended..
48:00 <Picard> Lol y
48:00 <slinky_J> define sarcasm.
49:00 <Skirmish> I cannot find that video off hand I wanted to link you Picard.  I will find it over the weekend and bookmark it.
49:00 <Picard> Wb u old prick
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not nice to say to NightOwl
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't even know him
50:00 <Picard> Ok Skirmish 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, did you watch that doco?
50:00 <NightOwl1> Even if it's true
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you made it sound great ... was boring as 
50:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: It was about the impact in the world if the US stopped being the world police/watchdog. 
50:00 <Skirmish> Had some good examples of how the EU is useless. 
50:00 <Picard>  Bastardly_One u know I meant u u fossil 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I thought 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that wasn't
51:00 <Skirmish> Used the Bosnian conflict as a good example of how the EU won't get involved. 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> another US created war
51:00 <Bastardly_One> but we won't go there
51:00 <Skirmish> But it was not the doco I was talking about that the History Channel is about to air. 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah definitely didn't seem the same 
52:00 <Picard> The EU are gutless
52:00 <Skirmish> League of Nations created war from 1918 ... can't blame the US for that. 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I got that and Chechnya mixed
53:00 <Skirmish> Picard: They could be super effective but the two world wars still haunt them.  Germany alone has enough power to play the role the US does in Europe ... but the stigma of two world wars makes them hold back.
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the EU is basically Germany and some others 
54:00 <Picard> That's what I'm saying. Gutless.  
54:00 <Skirmish> They don't want to be viewed as aggressive. Germany is who Russia is worried about re: Ukraine.  Fuck America ... if Germany wanted to they could fuck shit up.
54:00 <Bastardly_One> no, not gutless 
54:00 <Picard> Yes 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like Russia being the aggressor
54:00 <Bastardly_One> history has painted a picture 
55:00 <Skirmish> That is why Putin hasn't turned the gas off.  Germany won't get involved unless you start screwing with their economy or their energy requirements.
55:00 <Skirmish> Russia is cranky that since the fall of communism NATO has grown to include old USSR states and the buffer that existed is shrinking.
56:00 <Skirmish> That is why the Ukraine is important. They want to retain a buffer, but NATO was considering allowing the Ukraine to join them.
56:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not just that ... it's the whole trying to back them into a corner of compliance since that moment 
57:00 <Skirmish> What? 
57:00 <Picard> Russia won't pias the Germans off
57:00 <Skirmish> Compliance with what? 
57:00 <Picard> Lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> "democracy" ... play it NATOs way or suffer
57:00 <Skirmish> I don't think anyone has tried to force that on them. 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I should shoosh if I'm gonna make statements and not converse on them
58:00 <Picard> Or statements u don't have any clue about lol
58:00 <Skirmish> No external country forced democracy on the USSR.  It's own population had enough. 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I do but lucidating apparently isnt happening 
59:00 <Skirmish> It was broke and had issues.  The population is what forced the USSR to disband. 
59:00 <Serenity> i wish i knew/cared anything about what you cunts talk about
59:00 <slinky_J> lmao
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