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02:00 <doctor> bee_girl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmTymCWNYlI
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hole-Malibu(Lyrics) (Aug 25, 2012) 3:51 - Category: Music - 56,094 - 1 likes (98.9%), 2 dislikes (1.1%)
04:00 <bee_girl> been a while doctor
05:00 <bee_girl> perfect song for this moment
07:00 <slinky_J> woooo
11:00 <simba> LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
14:00 <Thoth> leluled
15:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnGEOLlhu1Q
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Radiators - Gimme Head (Sep 2, 2011) 2:42 - Category: Music - 21,845 - likes (95.6%), dislikes (4.4%)
17:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <simba> funny song
17:00 <Thoth> Should be in mobile signal tomorrow. I wonder what stupid things people are talking about on facebook
18:00 <simba> nothing that matters
18:00 <simba> just sharing some viral videos with brostep in the background im sure
18:00 <Thoth> I still miss stupads
18:00 <simba> that seems to be what idiots laugh at atm
19:00 <Thoth> nah Tony abbott
19:00 <beehhh> blue adelaide gambier
19:00 <beehhh> mt ommenney
19:00 <Thoth> what is the latest news anyway? anything that matters?
20:00 <beehhh> sun squirted
20:00 <Thoth> flare yes I know about that
21:00 <beehhh> well it hasnt arrived yet
21:00 <Thoth> and the weather is about all I know
21:00 <Thoth> I was hoping to see aurora
21:00 <simba> news: prepare for war
21:00 <beehhh> americans killinh each other for money
22:00 <Thoth> american civil war?
22:00 <simba> dont listen to anything beehhh says, his english isnt that good
22:00 <beehhh> sufferes are the poorest of the poorer
23:00 <beehhh> mwha
23:00 <Thoth> americans always at war. what else?
23:00 <beehhh> asians are cumming to 
23:00 <simba> dw about the news focus on ur life
24:00 <beehhh> life has no meaning for me
24:00 <Thoth> the news is my life
24:00 <beehhh> ABC news?
24:00 <Thoth> sbs
24:00 <beehhh> channel 4 dont exist no longer
24:00 <doctor> beehhhhhhhh
24:00 <Thoth> I love the frog lady
24:00 <beehhh> was broadcasting from city n port melb
24:00 <doctor> buz
25:00 <doctor> good to see a familiar face
25:00 <beehhh> how is it doctor bro!
25:00 <Thoth> shes not Japanese shes alien
25:00 <doctor> alls well cheers mate
25:00 <beehhh> im zoned out
26:00 <doctor> lucky
26:00 <beehhh> what is so luck in that? when babeh cant come no more
27:00 <doctor> being born is quite unlucky
27:00 <beehhh> thought it would be easier than all
28:00 <beehhh> life has a meaning you probably from the best DNA
28:00 <simba> cheer up guys
28:00 <doctor> maybe, but not anything we could understand
29:00 <beehhh> some buffet meal would sure cheer me up right now
29:00 <beehhh> iwill be not to be seen
29:00 <doctor> 3 cheers for good times and good fortune
30:00 <beehhh> port maquire was a chillout joint
30:00 <beehhh> macquire
30:00 <doctor> i wish for the best of all circumstances. may time serve you well, dear traveller
31:00 <beehhh> where are you travelling doctor
31:00 <beehhh> pussy hunt
31:00 <doctor> yeah on the prowl
31:00 <beehhh> playboy simba
31:00 <beehhh> he look a like godfather hero
32:00 <Thoth> buffet yum
32:00 <beehhh> girls have orgasm later than male
32:00 <Thoth> Thats a real good idea beehhh
33:00 <beehhh> smorgy's at burwood
33:00 <simba> beehhh: what? english please
34:00 <Thoth> not going via vic
34:00 <beehhh> https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2062/2347131641_2024676d37_m.jpg
34:00 <beehhh> fly over use air asia
34:00 <Thoth> haymarket it is
35:00 <beehhh> https://chaturbate.com/nathalyrae41/
35:00 <simba> gross cunt
36:00 <doctor> I AM SWEET WOMAN WITH NATURAL BODY I AM MOTHER 
36:00 <doctor> MAKE FUN MY ROOM AND GIFT ME 5000 TKN IF U THINK I AM NICE WOMAN THANKS
37:00 <doctor> indeed
37:00 <Thoth> is she nice woman?
37:00 <doctor> apparently so
42:00 <Thoth> represent her nice in ascii plz
44:00 <beehhh> lol
48:00 <beehhh> hey 
49:00 <doctor> hello kind_aboriginalmale
49:00 <kinda_boringmale> good evening :)
00:00 <simba> agreed
06:00 <simba> ISIS is the Holy Goddess of Love and Peace - Do Not Use The Goddess' Name In Vain!
07:00 <bee_girl> its gonna take a while to get those coins she's looking for
08:00 <bee_girl> i think we are talkoin about different ppl simba
08:00 <Thoth> Please insert a coin
10:00 <simba> koins
10:00 <simba> 1000 yen coin pleas
15:00 <simba> one of the worst pieces of ink ever https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10441530_10152407268819580_7722122207576458735_n.jpg?oh=bf60f5f00be473be442c1b083f144c45&oe=548BB939&__gda__=1417882438_9e6f23711af559861420f0b6fd405b74
19:00 <doctor> what is it?
20:00 <simba> lol
20:00 <simba> a playstation controller
20:00 <simba> with the symbols coming out
20:00 <simba> across some guys entire body
21:00 <Thoth> That'll be so cool in 30 years time
21:00 <Thoth> Just get a gameboy tat
22:00 <simba> cant believe how big it is
22:00 <Maurice> Thats what she said
25:00 <slinky_J> thx simba
25:00 <slinky_J> ;)
26:00 <simba> OK
28:00 <doctor> yeah, that is a horrible tattoo
32:00 <slinky_J>  <%simba> cant believe how big it is <slinky_J> thx simba <slinky_J> ;)
33:00 <simba> OK
35:00 <simba> https://scontent-a-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t31.0-8/s720x720/10571982_711263675627335_1935926036526967697_o.jpg
35:00 <simba> "COULD SOMEONE IRON MY FACE"
45:00 <Maurice> Sure can, come closer
46:00 <simba> oh u
48:00 <Maurice> Thats my version of foreplay
50:00 <slinky_J> mine is sleep 
50:00 <slinky_J> then she wakes me up like "im here!!!"
51:00 <slinky_J> and im like sweet, wanna sleep babes?
51:00 <slinky_J> she b like "fuk yea!" 
51:00 <slinky_J> 4play <3
24:00 <slug> knife ya
24:00 <slug> simba
24:00 <slug> blade ya 
24:00 <simba> yea
25:00 <Saemon> daaaaaaaayum bizzzachez!!
25:00 <Saemon> fri night  yalll
25:00 <slug> Saemon
25:00 <slug> gut ya
25:00 <Saemon> partay partay PARTEH1!!
25:00 <simba> lol
25:00 <slug> fuk up
25:00 <simba> Saemon, please dont act like a teenager
26:00 <slug> Saemon is 14
26:00 <simba> slug: are u fat?
26:00 <slug> ye
26:00 <Saemon> lol im just making an example of the irony of my situation
26:00 <Saemon> im acting all party-like 
26:00 <slug> i rathwr be fat 
26:00 <Saemon> while in actuality im lonely, depressed and sorta suicidal
26:00 <slug> then skinny
27:00 <slug> why be suicidal 
27:00 <Saemon> alone on a friday night yet again, as i have been my pretty much most of my life
27:00 <slug> why are you alone 
27:00 <Saemon> well im not 'suicical' in the sense that i want to literally kill myself
27:00 <Saemon> its just like, i feel ive got nothing to live for
27:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <simba> Saemon
28:00 <slug> go get ya self a lady 
28:00 <simba> why do you talk about how lonely you are all the time
28:00 <slug> yeah
28:00 <simba> it seems attention seeking or downright trolling
28:00 <simba> do you see it that way
28:00 <simba> please share with me
28:00 <slug> perhaps both 
28:00 <Saemon> im lonely because ppl dont like me but since u think ts trolling simba, then lets change the topic
28:00 <slug> why dont ppl like you
28:00 <Saemon> im not doing it to troll im just stating how my life is
28:00 <slug> perhaps your are the problem 
29:00 <Saemon> i dunno why they dont like me
29:00 <simba> i just said it SEEMS like attention seeking or perhaps downright trolling because of how frequently you bring it up 
29:00 <slug> do you ever self asses?
29:00 <simba> and i said, do you see it that way?
29:00 <Saemon> if i did, i would have fixed it
29:00 <slug> assess*
29:00 <Maurice> If nobody likes you, you're at fault
29:00 <slug> do you ever assess your self ?
30:00 <slug> yep Maurice
30:00 <slug> you should look at yourself why ppl dont like you 
30:00 <slug> or you are too selfish?
30:00 <simba> if you dont like you why would n e 1 else
31:00 <Saemon> its the only thing ive pretty much got to talk about simba
31:00 <slug> Saemon you sound narccissit
31:00 <Saemon> my life as u know is pathetic
31:00 <slug> what ever it is 
31:00 <simba> i dont know actually
31:00 <Saemon> wwe, game of thrones, true blood, and how much of a loser i am
31:00 <simba> Saemon could you answer me
31:00 <Saemon> is pretty much the only thing ive got to talk about of myself
31:00 <slug> sounds like you are a lose if no one likes you 
32:00 <slug> Saemon people get respected on morales
32:00 <slug> not interests
32:00 <slug> just because someone is boring dosnt mean they are not liked
33:00 <simba> Saemon do you see why you appear to just be a troll ?
33:00 <simba> because all you do is bring up the same few things
34:00 <slug> maybe its all he has in life
34:00 <slug> pitty party 
34:00 <simba> maybe hes just a troll
34:00 <slug> aint gonna meet yaself a nice girl if you keep havin a pitty party Saemon
34:00 <Saemon> simba like ive said, thats because its pretty much all ive got to talk about
35:00 <slug> THAts your own fault Saemon
35:00 <Saemon> if i was a more interesting, intelligent person
35:00 <Saemon> then i would probably talk about more different things
35:00 <slug> you chose to talk about depressingthings 
35:00 <Saemon> but as you well know, im a pretty dump guy
35:00 <Saemon> dumb*
35:00 <slug> you dont have too 
35:00 <Saemon> lol i even got that wrong
35:00 <simba> no i dont know
35:00 <slug> lol itty party again 
35:00 <simba> stop suggesting i know you Saemon
35:00 <Saemon> ok but you have called me an idiot before
35:00 <Saemon> and a moron
36:00 <simba> are you sure ive called you a moron?
36:00 <Saemon> maybe not
36:00 <slug> sounds like simbas knows you then 
36:00 <Saemon> but unintelligent
36:00 <simba> ive spoken to Saemon enough, and caught him out a couple of times, to think he is just a troll
36:00 <Saemon> you have used words that decribes me as unintelligent in our past encounters
36:00 <Saemon> over the past yr or so
36:00 <slug> Saemon why you care about what a nickname Thinks of you
37:00 <Saemon> look im a domb pathetic loser, and lets leave it at that.
37:00 <slug> possible simba 
37:00 <Saemon> why question this?
37:00 <slug> maybe he is looking fo a compliment
37:00 <Saemon> no agenda no plans no purpose
37:00 <Saemon> no nothing
37:00 <Saemon> im just a moron who has no life n friends
37:00 <Saemon> simple
37:00 <simba> if you keep sooking ill kick you
38:00 <simba> if youre really a 28 year old man, stop sooking
38:00 <simba> like, forever
38:00 <slug> dont kick hoim
38:00 <Saemon> ok i will stop, lets change the topic
38:00 <Saemon> didnt isis say they are targeting putin noe?
38:00 <slug> he is entertaining atm
38:00 <Saemon> now*
38:00 <slug> lol
38:00 <simba> isis the egyptian god?
38:00 <slug> putin would wioe them out
38:00 <slug> wipe*
38:00 <slug> isis shoot ppl dead
39:00 <slug> putins army tortures
39:00 <Saemon> isis the islamic state
39:00 <Saemon> not the eygptian god lol
39:00 <slug> isis is weak as piss compared to russian army 
39:00 <Saemon> not the australian company
39:00 <Saemon> slug of course
39:00 <slug> the russian government is the russian mafia 
39:00 <slug> so it wouldnt be a clean war
40:00 <Saemon> isis is a bunch of rag tag guerillas who happens to gain all their ground atm due to rush tactics
40:00 <slug> the italians are weak as piss
40:00 <slug> as they say in ww2
40:00 <Saemon> shock n awe catching a unprepared iraqi army off guard
40:00 <simba> i support the army known as ISIS
40:00 <slug> an italian tank had 5 reverse gears 1 forward
40:00 <Thoth> Your Egyptian God is here
40:00 <slug> incase the get attack from behind 
40:00 <simba> i am against the white terrorists
40:00 <slug> italians are weak ass piss
40:00 <Saemon> they are using hitlers bliztkreig tactics
40:00 <slug> full stop 
41:00 <slug> the italian mafia is weak as piss
41:00 <Saemon> Thoth your a norse god wannabe
41:00 <slug> hitler was very powerful back in the day 
41:00 <Saemon> hell yeah
41:00 <slug> perhaps more so the the US is comared to other countgries
42:00 <Saemon> i admire the germans might during the onset of WW2
42:00 <Saemon> it took 3 superpowers to take germany down
42:00 <slug> i dont
42:00 <slug> of course
42:00 <slug> it be a diff story 
42:00 <slug> if germany was fighting on their turf
42:00 <Saemon> they were evil, but u cant deny their effectiveness of their army
42:00 <slug> like thew russians
42:00 <slug> ushed them back
42:00 <Saemon> they were so advanced as well
42:00 <slug> pushed*
43:00 <simba> they werent evil, they were just doing what they thought was right for them
43:00 <slug> the russians defeated germany single handed
43:00 <simba> like darth vader
43:00 <Saemon> and oh my gosh, their uniforms looked sooo god
43:00 <Saemon> good*
43:00 <Saemon> the SS uniforms were designed by Hugo Boss
43:00 <slug> russians are more evil then germany 
43:00 <Thoth> I am not norse disbeliever
43:00 <slug> the russians put their own soilders in war camps if they were POW 
44:00 <Saemon> simba but darth vader wasa sith
44:00 <Saemon> dark side
44:00 <slug> they treated their own soilders worse themn the germans thresated them as POW
44:00 <simba> yep
44:00 <Saemon> is that not evil?
44:00 <simba> well done you know who darth vader is
44:00 <Saemon> because it is the opposite of light
44:00 <simba> the term "dark side" is irrelevent here
44:00 <Saemon> ic
44:00 <slug> ww2 docos rock
45:00 <simba> he didnt think what he was doing was wrong did he
45:00 <simba> darth vader
45:00 <Saemon> yeah he did
45:00 <slug> who watehc darth vader
45:00 <slug> shcool kids
45:00 <Saemon> thats why in the end he helped luke
45:00 <Saemon> and turn agaisnt the emperor
45:00 <slug> u kids needa harden up
45:00 <slug> learn some history
45:00 <slug> instead of teenager rubbish 
46:00 <simba> before that, Saemon
46:00 <simba> much before that
46:00 <slug> darth vader/ harry potter
46:00 <slug> same shit 
46:00 <slug> lol simba n Saemon 2 kids
46:00 <Saemon> ah when he was anakin skywalker still
46:00 <slug> yeah mate 
46:00 <Saemon> true, he thought the jedi was bad
46:00 <slug> star trek
46:00 <Saemon> he did what he thought was right at the time
46:00 <slug> warp speed
47:00 <slug> your head warped too much speed
47:00 <simba> good and bad and right and wrong are just opinions that come from different outlooks
47:00 <Saemon> well
47:00 <Thoth> George Lucas described star wars as a story of the battle between good and evil
47:00 <Saemon> then what rolf harris has done
47:00 <simba> you can seem to be behaving bad when you are just doing what you know best and what is right for your peoples
47:00 <Saemon> what would u call that?
47:00 <slug> star wars cra show 
47:00 <Saemon> ppl saying he's bad
47:00 <slug> crap
47:00 <Saemon> is that just an opinion?
47:00 <simba> i dont know what rolf harris did
47:00 <simba> seems irrelevent
48:00 <Saemon> he is a pedophile who molested kids.
48:00 <Saemon> thats what he did.
48:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <simba> ok
48:00 <Saemon> he's currently in prison in the uk for it.
48:00 <simba> back 2 the discussion.....
48:00 <Saemon> ppl saying he's bad
48:00 <Saemon> what would u call that?
48:00 <Saemon> is that just an opinion?
48:00 <Thoth> Tie me kangaroo down sport
48:00 <simba> ?
49:00 <Ana_Ng> Thoth!
49:00 <simba> yes, our collective opinion is that what he did was bad
49:00 <Thoth> !hiv trivia
49:00 <Saemon> sport?
49:00 <Saemon> i always thought it was 'spot'
49:00 <Saemon> lol
49:00 <slug> lol
50:00 <slug> this place as bad as the pub
50:00 <Saemon> catchy song though
50:00 <slug> full of burnt cnts
50:00 <Saemon> other aussie icon songs i love are
50:00 <Saemon> watzing matilda
50:00 <simba> do the dark side see themselves as the "dark side"?
50:00 <Saemon> i still call australia home by qantas
50:00 <Saemon> up their cazaly
50:00 <Thoth> We can fight about that cunt
50:00 <Saemon> and land down under by men at work
50:00 <simba> by qantas? what?
50:00 <Thoth> Lets go outside
50:00 <slug> i think i am still at the pub
51:00 <Saemon> that quantas commercial simba
51:00 <Saemon> where it has all those kids in white shirts singing
51:00 <simba> slug, you pluck up the courage to talk to that female yet?
51:00 <Thoth> Ill fuggen smash u khunt
51:00 <Saemon> "no matter how far, or how wide i goooooooo.....
51:00 <simba> Saemon that song isnt "by qantas" you dickhead
51:00 <Saemon> i stil callllll, australia hoooooooooooome
51:00 <slug> i already got a lady
51:00 <slug> no need
51:00 <simba> congrats
51:00 <BlackDevil> simba
52:00 <BlackDevil> will you marry Serenity?
52:00 <slug> yes
52:00 <simba> somedayyyyyyyyy we'll all be together once more
52:00 <slug> i didnt win her over when i was 9
52:00 <slug> but i have now 
52:00 <simba> ...excuse me?
52:00 <simba> no pedo talk
53:00 <slug> whats pedo when you are 9 youdelf?
53:00 <slug> yourself
53:00 <Thoth> QANTAS make the best dubstep
53:00 <simba> agreed
53:00 <slug> shes 28 days younger then me 
53:00 <simba> does she got teh big ass booty?
53:00 <slug> nuh
54:00 <slug> shes about 5`2
54:00 <simba> spewin
54:00 <slug> 50kg
54:00 <slug> i rather her a little heavier
54:00 <simba> Do you enjoy Heavy Women?
54:00 <slug> nope
54:00 <slug> if i did'
54:00 <slug> why would i got for a light woman 
55:00 <British^Meat> pics?
55:00 <simba> why indeed?
55:00 <simba> why did you go for a light woman
55:00 <simba> if you are all about the heavy women
55:00 <Thoth> Skirmish had a heavy woman. Ask him for her number
55:00 <simba> Why So Heavy?
55:00 <slug> i like her because he is a great mother 
55:00 <slug> she*
55:00 <British^Meat> hah
56:00 <slug> dam s button
56:00 <simba> did you have kids then make it work
56:00 <Thoth> ß
56:00 <slug> she already had a kid 
56:00 <slug> great thing about her
56:00 <slug> she dosnt take drugs either
56:00 <simba> brilliant
56:00 <bradd_pitts> gewd morning
56:00 <simba> welcome home brad
56:00 <slug>  shes just into been a great mum 
56:00 <bradd_pitts> fanks
57:00 <bradd_pitts> just woke up zzzzzz
57:00 <bradd_pitts> how u
57:00 <simba> im good
57:00 <simba> im a great mom
57:00 <bradd_pitts> a busty milf
58:00 <simba> i am a milf
58:00 <slug> shes a good pretty mum
58:00 <bradd_pitts> i'm not like a regular mom, i'm a cool mom
58:00 <bradd_pitts> right regina
58:00 <slug> great morales
58:00 <Saemon> generally i reckon fat chicks are more DTF then thin chicks
58:00 <bradd_pitts> morales 
58:00 <bradd_pitts> sounds mexican
58:00 <slug> lol
58:00 <simba> is that based on personal experience Saemon 
58:00 <bradd_pitts> who is slug
58:00 <Thoth> dtf?
58:00 <bradd_pitts> down 2 fart
59:00 <Saemon> down to fuck
59:00 <slug> el gringo 
59:00 <Thoth> o right
59:00 <Thoth> legit
59:00 <simba> or did u hear that in a movie
59:00 <bradd_pitts> slug on #melbourne #Adult_flirt_room 
59:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
59:00 <slug> Saemon what you get easier you respect less
59:00 <bradd_pitts> Adult FLirt Room
59:00 <BlackDevil> Doctor who performed Joan Rivers' throat procedure FIRED
59:00 <simba> slug what would your woman say about you being in adult chatrooms?
59:00 <slug> wouldnt care
59:00 <Saemon> simba sort off, i make this educated assumption based on my experiences with fat escorts who are willing to give in to my haggles and do cum in mouth and bareback blowjobs and other stuff hot escorts wont do 
00:00 <simba> why are you trying to replace her
00:00 <slug> she wouldnt even know what irc was
00:00 <BlackDevil> Iggy Azalea -- Sex Tape Real 
00:00 <bradd_pitts> can she spell irc
00:00 <simba> lol @ haggles
00:00 <simba> sick fuck
00:00 <slug> i wouldnt replace her with a plastic woman on here
00:00 <bradd_pitts> LOL
00:00 <Thoth> dufuq
00:00 <bradd_pitts> i think irc chicks are the complete opposite of plastic
00:00 <Saemon> hell yeah ive had success in haggling the price of $200 an hour all the way down to $60 for 15min one time with this fat escort
01:00 <slug> whats womanly about being on irc?
01:00 <Thoth> dont be ugly. get a hot girl you dont have to pay for
01:00 <Saemon> $200 for half an hour*
01:00 <Thoth> it isnt hard
01:00 <simba> slug: what is particularly masculine about irc?
01:00 <simba> this is a chatroom
01:00 <simba> its genderless
01:00 <simba> men and women... use chatrooms
01:00 <slug> thats right
01:00 <bradd_pitts> still haev no idea who slug is
01:00 <slug> so whats womanly about a woman being on irc?
01:00 <simba> i dont understand the question
02:00 <simba> bradd_pitts its just a drunkie
02:00 <bradd_pitts> i thought it was pete
02:00 <simba> "whats womanly about a woman being on irc"
02:00 <simba> i dont.... get it
02:00 <simba> it probably is
02:00 <bradd_pitts> FeMiNiNe ChaT
02:00 <simba> pete used to whine about this girl at the pub he couldnt talk to
02:00 <simba> but this guy has a woman
02:00 <simba> so idk whats up
02:00 <bradd_pitts> lmao
02:00 <bradd_pitts> he knows who i am
03:00 <bradd_pitts> pms me with my name
03:00 <slug> yueah
03:00 <bradd_pitts> pete?
03:00 <bradd_pitts> a simple yes w suffice
03:00 <slug> yes
03:00 <erlich> blinky????
03:00 <bradd_pitts> ok
03:00 <bradd_pitts> yes.
03:00 <bradd_pitts> xm has pete on highlight
03:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
03:00 <bradd_pitts> IS DAT CHU
04:00 <erlich> blinky m8
04:00 <erlich> nah i just switched her by chance. also have indian megandance playing too
04:00 <erlich> whatever that means
04:00 <erlich> or is it thai
04:00 <slug> lol
04:00 <bradd_pitts> indian megan
04:00 <erlich> oh it's romanian
05:00 <erlich> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oaXJi4KOEs
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: HAPPY NEW YEAR 2014 MEGA DANCE [DJ-RN-SR] (Nov 6, 2013) 01:28:09 - Category: People & Blogs - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 19,724 likes (94.5%), 1,150 dislikes (5.5%)
05:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
05:00 <bradd_pitts> MEGADANCE
05:00 <erlich> all da gypsies in da house
05:00 <simba> MEGADRIVE
05:00 <bradd_pitts> reminds me of whe ni was a teeen and used to listen to those lame leb djs who had like SICK REMIX in their song names
05:00 <simba> phew
05:00 <simba> got da footy stream
05:00 <simba> DJ KRAZY KON
05:00 <bradd_pitts> lmao
05:00 <erlich> u no ur addicted 2 da bass wen u see da nob halfwy dwn n ya fink... sik... crank it up bra!
05:00 <bradd_pitts> DJ TURK187
06:00 <bradd_pitts> acctually
06:00 <bradd_pitts> speaking of arab
06:00 <erlich> i thought this was arabic at first
06:00 <Thoth> turkish taco
06:00 <bradd_pitts> 4 simby
06:00 <bradd_pitts> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vEjKrP6tOs
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Björk - Crystalline (Omar Souleyman Remix) (Aug 13, 2012) 6:42 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 1,458 likes (97.2%), 42 dislikes (2.8%)
07:00 <bradd_pitts> on her bastards album 
07:00 <bradd_pitts> i  was like wut
07:00 <bradd_pitts> but i quite enjoy it
07:00 <Thoth> urgh hungry but dont wanna bravecold
07:00 <erlich> pete, what ya been up to lately?
07:00 <Saemon> brave cold?
07:00 <Saemon> what do u mean?
08:00 <simba> new bjork?
08:00 <Saemon> u hav go outside to buy some food?
08:00 <slug> not much
08:00 <slug> went ub tonight havnt been ages
08:00 <slug> what bout you 
08:00 <erlich> nothing changes with me
08:00 <Thoth> out of sleeping bag yes
08:00 <erlich> what's happened to the lawnmower man
08:00 <slug> i dunno havnt spoke to hiom for ages
09:00 <slug> last time i did he sent me a pic of tiptop bakery 
09:00 <Thoth> then its cold
09:00 <erlich> lol what
09:00 <slug> he use to call me tiptop 
09:00 <erlich> ah ok
09:00 <erlich> well if you see a person mowing their lawn you can stop and take a pic of that and send it back to him
10:00 <Thoth> whats white on top and black on bottom
10:00 <slug> lol fair dinkum
10:00 <Thoth> society
10:00 <bradd_pitts> iggy azalea riding a nigger
10:00 <bradd_pitts> oh
10:00 <Saemon> streuth mate
10:00 <bradd_pitts> close
10:00 <Saemon> blimey
10:00 <simba> a pokeball
11:00 <Saemon> apparently 'heaps good' is only said in adelaide
11:00 <bradd_pitts> simba listen to the song kthx
11:00 <Thoth> heaps good aye
11:00 <erlich> 'looks pretty good' is common in noble park
11:00 <simba> i did bradd_pitts its cool
12:00 <bradd_pitts> yeah i loves it
13:00 <simba> im the punjab man
13:00 <bradd_pitts> "There's always that one kid who comes back from the school holidays and has had a massive growth spurt..."
13:00 <bradd_pitts> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10687155_885372038152523_5183979982979949466_n.jpg?oh=3ff6275dbe503dcd1de6baa0adc5d720&oe=54879A71&__gda__=1419724489_52f8ee01fcb70fa7f781ba7d5da5d775
13:00 <bradd_pitts> rofl
13:00 <bradd_pitts> :|
14:00 <simba> im malfoy.... draco malfoy
14:00 <bradd_pitts> well done dracoooo
14:00 <bradd_pitts> i read the best haz pot thng evver the other day
14:00 <Saemon> is that shakeel o'neel?
14:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
14:00 <bradd_pitts> your spelling :"''''''''(
14:00 <bradd_pitts> LOL
15:00 <simba> whopppps 
15:00 <simba> fucken liverpool scored when i did that
15:00 <simba> screw u for sucken so bad
16:00 <bradd_pitts> http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukebailey/26-more-times-tumblr-had-serious-questions-about-harry-potte#4ba5hol
16:00 <bradd_pitts> 9 and 13 rule
17:00 <simba> fetus deletus
18:00 <Ana_Ng> In Australia, what do the initials CFA stand for?
19:00 <bradd_pitts> carnya fukn aussies
19:00 <Ana_Ng> google it is
19:00 <erlich> charted farting accountants
19:00 <simba> carn fuckin australia
20:00 <Saemon> Ana_Ng why did u stalk skirmish?
20:00 <Ana_Ng> country fire authority
20:00 <simba> its something 2 do with the fire services
20:00 <erlich> that's why they're called bean counters
20:00 <simba> In Australia, who is the Man and who is the Woman?
20:00 <erlich> Who is man?
20:00 <erlich> Where?
20:00 <erlich> What is man?
20:00 <simba> What is man? Whom?
20:00 <simba> Whom is what?
20:00 <simba> Man?
21:00 <erlich> Without fear...wihout?
23:00 <simba> slugs favorite form of comedy is the "animals smoking durrys" facebook page
27:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I've discovered legit white noise sends me to sleep
27:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid ghost box video
32:00 <simba> Hahahahahahahahahahahha
39:00 <simba> .3
39:00 <simba> 3333333333333333
40:00 <erlich> 666
40:00 <BlackDevil> simba
40:00 <erlich> 333x2=666
40:00 <BlackDevil> thats fappable
41:00 <BlackDevil> because we are mates
42:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One i bring somber news
42:00 <Saemon> RIP sean o'haire
42:00 <Bastardly_One> so I read
42:00 <Saemon> he hunf himself apparently, and to a bed post
43:00 <Saemon> so thats not even like, the traditional kicking a chair from underneath you method of hanging that leaves you suspended in the air
44:00 <Saemon> he's way was tying a rope around your neck and pushing yourself forward, using your own bodystrength to chock yourself out and then leave your body leaning forward, relying on your bodyweight to continue the pressure of the rope on your throat, cutting of your air supply whilst you are unconcious
44:00 <Saemon> fuck oath
45:00 <Saemon> thats one fucked up painful way to off yourself
45:00 <simba> lol did another programmed meathead off himself
45:00 <Saemon> yea
45:00 <simba> what a barbaric industry
45:00 <Bastardly_One> not if you're a fucked up troubled queer 
45:00 <simba> how can you financially support that industry
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that was probably just like rough play
46:00 <Saemon> simba im a fan of their performance in the ring
46:00 <Bastardly_One> this guy left because he's as gay as fuck 
46:00 <Saemon> not what they do in their personal life.
46:00 <Bastardly_One> in 2006
46:00 <Bastardly_One> did some kickboxing and shit in MMA
46:00 <Bastardly_One> still too homo for that 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> so he retired and started a hair dressing saloon
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <simba> saloon
47:00 <Saemon> he had potential, he wss 6'6 and in ring he was decent, had time to improvbe
47:00 <simba> like a cowboy?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and steriods are bad
47:00 <Bastardly_One> steroids
47:00 <simba> Saemon, your money goes towards the medication that turns these poor dudes retarded
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he still had that beefcake look
48:00 <Bastardly_One> so, being gay, on steroids
48:00 <Saemon> like i said, i only care about what goes on in the ring in the tv im watching
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and just turned 43
48:00 <Saemon> what the wrestlers chose to do in their personal life and personal time
48:00 <Saemon> i careth not.
48:00 <simba> so you dont care if these entertainers you love are destroyed inside and out
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I am saying he just had a major cry about being fucked up at 43
48:00 <simba> how barbaric
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and necked himself
49:00 <Saemon> then i guess you can call me Conan simba
49:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently that's the hardest bit
49:00 <Saemon> conan the barbaian.
49:00 <Bastardly_One> deprogramming ... once a star
49:00 <simba> Saemon dont you actually get a bit suspicious yourself when you keep seeing the same deaths for these stars you love
50:00 <Saemon> yep
50:00 <Saemon> 43 is still so young
50:00 <Bastardly_One> what gets me is how they get away with it 
50:00 <Saemon> i know i pay u out at 44 Bastardly_One, but thats just because u look so old
50:00 <Saemon> 40s is definately not old 
51:00 <Saemon> simba oh i am suspiscous alright
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
51:00 <Saemon> owen hart and chris benoit were the deaths that convinced me
51:00 <simba> cool
51:00 <Bastardly_One> word is the ultimate warrior
51:00 <Bastardly_One> did some drugs after the hall of fame 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> for old times sake with some of the old guy ... some coke
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah ... 
52:00 <Saemon> and that coke could have easily been laced with any sort of poison
52:00 <Saemon> a man whos fit n healthy, doenst just die all of a sudden like that
52:00 <Bastardly_One> coke is an upper ... heart rate increase
52:00 <Bastardly_One> old cunt on steroids
53:00 <Saemon> i know he did steriods in his past, but
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you work it the next thing that happens
53:00 <Saemon> he should have died from that along time ago
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you over work that heart that bit more and die
53:00 <Saemon> not just right after his RAW appearance and return to WWE
53:00 <Saemon> literally the day after
53:00 <simba> now that i see wrestling for what it is i find so much comedy in everything associated with it.... like in posters and video game covers you always notice the wrestlers in these homo erotic poses, once you realise it youll see it every time
53:00 <Saemon> too much of a conincidence.
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol simba
54:00 <Saemon> vince macmahon and the WWE powers that be got wat they wanted from him
54:00 <Bastardly_One> perfect example is randy orton
54:00 <Saemon> and killed him.
54:00 <Bastardly_One> so homo erotic
54:00 <Saemon> now im waiting for bruno sammartinos death
54:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
54:00 <Bastardly_One> all the old fatties will live to they're ready to die 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> they're still not steroid munching
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and I am sick of Hogan's fake tan 
56:00 <Saemon> simba well fortunately for me, im bi
56:00 <Bastardly_One> no cunt is that ripped and tanned at his age without steroids
56:00 <Saemon> so i love gazing at those poses its yummy
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and tanning saloon abuse
56:00 <simba> ur such a faget
56:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
56:00 <Saemon> lol agreed Bastardly_One
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet you bat off each time orton poses
56:00 <Bastardly_One> in his undies
57:00 <Bastardly_One> there is one dude though ... seriously his crotch stands out a mile
57:00 <Bastardly_One> think it was zigler the other day but yeah fuck off with that thing 
57:00 <Saemon> hogan is on HGH
57:00 <Saemon> human growth hormones
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a good laugh the other day 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> this bus driver ... so obvious he watches ... he now has a Seamus moustache
58:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'm like
59:00 <Bastardly_One> how's it going fella?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> he eyerolled ... got it straight away
59:00 <Bastardly_One> who's sadder? Me or him?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> HIM
59:00 <Saemon> ive always found it interesting how, depsite being so entrenched in pro-wrestling culture and history, such an idol and icon and hero to many wrestlers growin up, hogan has never been one of 'the guys'
59:00 <Saemon> like, u hear on jerichos and pipers and austins podcast
00:00 <Saemon> of stories on the old school days where they'd all travel on the road together
00:00 <Bastardly_One> because he's treated like a God ... McMahon let him set contracts such as not having to do o/s shows
00:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
00:00 <Saemon> the drinking n parties n rooming up at cheap motels etc
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why ... he's never had to be part of the gang
00:00 <Saemon> never hear one about hogan or with hogan in it
00:00 <Saemon> ah ic
00:00 <Bastardly_One> always given royal treatment 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> he's been the elite since day one ... what McMahon wanted 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the only other employee to be able to command whatever he wanted was Mark Callahan
01:00 <Bastardly_One> who might still be back for the sting thing
02:00 <Saemon> its mark calaway.
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Callahan was his first name 
02:00 <Saemon> and u can just simply refer to him as undertaker, thanks you very much
02:00 <Bastardly_One> then callus
03:00 <Bastardly_One> then Master of Pain
03:00 <Bastardly_One> then the taker
03:00 <Saemon> you getting it wrong is offensive to me as a fan of his
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually got it right
03:00 <Saemon> how so?
03:00 <simba> Saemon a real fan would care about the real mans mental health
03:00 <Bastardly_One> was his first wrrestling name tool
04:00 <Saemon> u said it in the context as if callahan is his surname
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's why he's legit fat ... no steroids for him
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you assumed that dickhead
04:00 <Saemon> yeah but before i corrected you, u thought it was his real name
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs ... I don't really like talking about it ... I half concentrate
05:00 <Bastardly_One> simba knows it ... others know it 
05:00 <Saemon> and now you're backtracking and pretending that you had intended to use his first 'wrestling name' in the first place
05:00 <Saemon> you're senile you mean
05:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, that reminds me 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> new console time in Nov
05:00 <simba> stop bickering about gay shit Saemon
05:00 <Bastardly_One> the trailer for GTA V looks mad
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and they've added shit apparently
05:00 <simba> new trees
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> new wildlife, weapons
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and some other shit I forget
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I've decided I'm not getting one next week now
06:00 <Bastardly_One> spending my money on a kindle or something and blowing the rest
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and waiting until GTA V time ... Nov
07:00 <simba> a wat
07:00 <Bastardly_One> get that and Fifa 15
07:00 <simba> arent kindles just 5 reading books
07:00 <Saemon> kindle ooooo
07:00 <Bastardly_One> a PS4
07:00 <simba> 4*
07:00 <Saemon> he reads
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I read a lot 
07:00 <Saemon> la di da
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and they web surf
07:00 <Saemon> wats wrong with readin a normal book made out of papers?
07:00 <simba> winston ried
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ebooks are a bit cheaper and easier to get hold of 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I live in a city with fuck all bookstores
08:00 <Saemon> but you're causing bookstores to close and ppl losin their jobs
08:00 <Saemon> soon libraries will go too
08:00 <simba> well go buy some books then
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that's my argument as a writer 
09:00 <simba> to counter his kindle purchase
09:00 <simba> u fucken sook
09:00 <Saemon> ppl like you who buys stuff like ebooks are part of the problem
09:00 <simba> what about the peopel like you who just sook
09:00 <Bastardly_One> can't get them without ordering them from somewhere else 
09:00 <Saemon> i dont read though lol i aint a nerd
09:00 <Saemon> i jsut feel for the ppl losing their jobs
09:00 <simba> ur a dumbass
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... I don't have much choice ... not like I can get them down the street
09:00 <bradd_pitts> do you listen to music on youtube
09:00 <bradd_pitts> Saemon
10:00 <Bastardly_One> he downloads television 
10:00 <Saemon> yes simba didnt we established like a few hours ago?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> same deal ... you're ripping off your heros 
10:00 <Saemon> when slug as active?
10:00 <simba> what
10:00 <bradd_pitts> didnt we established
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that money you save on WWE is robbing your idols of steroids man
10:00 <simba> didnt we established what
11:00 <simba> u have absolutely no idea where the world is at Saemon
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and reading isn't about being a nerd
11:00 <Bastardly_One> actually reading keeps your brain active
12:00 <Saemon> brains are always active anyway already
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus
12:00 <simba> have you EVER read a book
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you're what I'm talkin about
12:00 <Saemon> when your breathing
12:00 <Saemon> you're brain is being active
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you non readers are WHY people should read
13:00 <fawks> is that why you read irc 23 hours a day Bastardly_One
13:00 <fawks> to keep your brain active
13:00 <Saemon> simba yes only in english dentention
13:00 <Bastardly_One> hush you 
13:00 <Saemon> in yr 10 i kept on talking in class
14:00 <Saemon> my teacher made me stay in during lunch n read some dumb novel our class was doing some work on
14:00 <Bastardly_One> did you guys have forced reading after lunch?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> in secondary school?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I fucking loved that
14:00 <Saemon> during lunch
14:00 <Saemon> as dentention
14:00 <Bastardly_One> an hour to have to read a day was fine with me 
14:00 <simba> 04:42:02 <Saemon> when your breathing
14:00 <simba> 04:42:08 <Saemon> you're brain is being active
14:00 <simba> lmao
14:00 <Bastardly_One> just meant I got the english book read quicker
14:00 <simba> Saemon, if you werent so stupid, youd understand why thats so funny
14:00 <Saemon> what simba? its true
15:00 <Saemon> the brain sends nervous system signals
15:00 <Bastardly_One> your statement was WHY people should read
15:00 <simba> shut up semen
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you idiot
15:00 <Saemon> to your lung muscles to contract and expund air
15:00 <simba> youre too dumb, its depressing
15:00 <simba> your grammar is shocking
15:00 <bradd_pitts> expund
15:00 <Bastardly_One> this is why I hate this city ... and "normal" people in general who "don't read"
16:00 <simba> there is no stigma about people who dont read or w/e, hes just trolling
16:00 <Saemon> i know i aint no doctor, but the jist of that im saying is right
16:00 <Bastardly_One> how can you not want to read? 
17:00 <Saemon> i dunno its jsut so boring
17:00 <Saemon> i like watching tv n movies better
17:00 <simba> some people cant focus for more than 5 seconds
17:00 <Saemon> like lord of the rings for example
17:00 <Saemon> its like fucken 5 cm think book
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't focus as much as I used to 
17:00 <Saemon> why read that when u can watch it 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't read just anything and everything anymore
18:00 <simba> because your brain is much more powerful then a story condensed into a film
18:00 <Bastardly_One> actually LotR is a good example of reading is better
18:00 <simba> well maybe not your brain Saemon....
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the book has maps, how to read the runes
18:00 <Bastardly_One> all sorts of shit 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> books 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Steven King
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll never get the same start and ending feel out of the movies
19:00 <Bastardly_One> as you will his books
20:00 <bradd_pitts> like
20:00 <bradd_pitts> oops
20:00 <Bastardly_One> except Under the Dome 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's different as it's written for television
21:00 <Saemon> when i try to read a book long
21:00 <simba> Saemon, how old were you when you gave up?
21:00 <simba> serious question
21:00 <Saemon> the letters seem like they are spinning n shit
21:00 <simba> when did you just lapse into gross food, and shitty tv, and mindless activities
21:00 <bradd_pitts> loooooooool
21:00 <simba> when did you stop trying to read and learn
21:00 <simba> im curious
21:00 <Saemon> gives me a headache
21:00 <simba> were you still in high school
21:00 <Saemon> especially if they are small letters like in small sprin
21:00 <Saemon> small print*
22:00 <Saemon> simba hrmm
22:00 <simba> mustve been a long time agpo
22:00 <simba> ago
22:00 <BlackDevil> i can see smoke from a distance
22:00 <Saemon> ive always been eating food and enjoyin tv n movies this way for as long as i can remember
22:00 <BlackDevil> like fire smoke
22:00 <simba> what a dumb answer
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you don't understand a word that's what this thing or a dictionary is for
22:00 <Saemon> my parents didnt really care about me growing up
22:00 <Saemon> as long as i was quiet and occupied - in front of the tv
23:00 <Saemon> they were content
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and you look it up and you've learnt something ... then that's an added bonus
23:00 <Saemon> and for food my mum hated cooking 
23:00 <simba> did she used to beat you
23:00 <Saemon> so its just fast foos straight n easy cuz they'd be to tired after work to cook
24:00 <Saemon> no not really, i was never a silly or naughty kid
24:00 <Saemon> i just kept to myself and my cartoons everyday after school and in my room playing toys n video games
25:00 <Saemon> dad worked the day shift and mum worked the night shift at their jobs
25:00 <Saemon> so one was always home with me most of the time
25:00 <simba> you read though
25:00 <simba> you read history and shit
25:00 <Saemon> but they'd just watch tele most of the time
26:00 <simba> but you have a shit imagination
26:00 <simba> which is why you cant read novels
26:00 <simba> and you love WWE
26:00 <simba> Z grade entertainment
26:00 <Saemon> yeah when im eating dinner n bored i read up history stuff on the internent
26:00 <simba> you have a brain, just no imagination
26:00 <Saemon> like on wikipedia
26:00 <Saemon> but to actually read a book with small letters printed on paper bundled together
26:00 <Saemon> its depressing to me
26:00 <simba> what if it was printed on banana peels?
26:00 <Saemon> lol
27:00 <Saemon> then perhaps i may see it in a different light
27:00 <Saemon> if that ever happens
27:00 <Saemon> but for the now, the status quo remains.
27:00 <simba> wouldnt you rather read a history book over history wiki
27:00 <Saemon> nah on computer u can click the page
28:00 <Saemon> and get to a new topic istantly and stuff
28:00 <Saemon> and pictures are available
28:00 <simba> not the point 
28:00 <simba> if the information was all there in a book wouldnt that be an acceptable medium
28:00 <Saemon> i guess so
28:00 <simba> why do you seem to HATE BOOKS
28:00 <Saemon> i dunno
28:00 <Saemon> i found them depressing during highschool
29:00 <Saemon> everyone read really fast and completed thier reading requirements easily
29:00 <Saemon> i didnt, and it made me felt dumb 
29:00 <Saemon> so i hated it
29:00 <simba> u just had 2 read more
30:00 <Saemon> yeah but i was too lazy
30:00 <Saemon> and developed a hatred for it
30:00 <Saemon> thats lasted till this day
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you know a good way to get back into reading?
30:00 <simba> right
30:00 <simba> I HATE READING BOOKS
30:00 <Saemon> oh well, so i hate books, ppl hate worser things
30:00 <Bastardly_One> think about your high school book reading list
31:00 <Saemon> i recall
31:00 <Bastardly_One> there are reasons you were given those books such as Of Mice and Men
31:00 <Saemon> animal farm
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and That Was Then This Is Now
31:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
31:00 <Saemon> which was like some sorta bigbrother story
31:00 <Bastardly_One> so, re-read those
31:00 <Saemon> we had to read that for english
31:00 <Saemon> lol wat for? im not in school anymore
31:00 <simba> Of Mice and Men is full of the word nigga
31:00 <simba> we were too immature to handle it
31:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
31:00 <Bastardly_One> explain
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you got what I meant ... 
32:00 <Saemon> everyone probably giggled everytime the word nigga was mentioned
32:00 <Saemon> right?
32:00 <simba> my friend and I did 
32:00 <Saemon> lol
32:00 <Saemon> me and my friend drew dicks on library books
33:00 <Saemon> theres like a whole bunch of wheres wally books
33:00 <Bastardly_One> where I am getting at is that they're meant to expand your views too
33:00 <faux> You and your friend sound like retards 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> think about the books you were "forced" to read
33:00 <Saemon> where every single picture of wally he had a huge long cock drawn on him lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> they were some damn good books
33:00 <Saemon> those were the days
33:00 <simba> i guess i see that
34:00 <simba> but it takes you years to realise what theyre all about, those books
34:00 <simba> unless ur a not so teenage teenager
34:00 <Saemon> oh hai there faux. hows isis?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> very much so 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how I got back into reading though 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that hit me one day a little after high school
35:00 <Bastardly_One> so I went back and re-read most of them
35:00 <faux> ah ISIS yes
35:00 <simba> why would faux know about isis
35:00 <Bastardly_One> she's part of the syd australian cell
36:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't you know?
36:00 <Saemon> i remember in primary school we had those bookclub orders
36:00 <Bastardly_One> she's lebanese so she has to be 
36:00 <Saemon> scholastic
36:00 <Saemon> took like 4months for shit u ordered to arrive
36:00 <Bastardly_One> scholastic still exist ... ask any parent
36:00 <Saemon> really? cool
36:00 <Saemon> i liked it
36:00 <simba> Saemon why are you asking faux about ISIS im curious
36:00 <Saemon> even though i hated books, i liked lookin at the brochures we got
37:00 <Saemon> well because isnt faux a leb?
37:00 <faux> Because he has a walnut brain and associates middle eastern issues with the only middle eastern person he 'knows'
37:00 <simba> go on
37:00 <faux> What does ISIS have to do with lebs semen
38:00 <Saemon> arent isis and lebs both muslims? 
38:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <simba> (simba)
39:00 <simba> Saemon, change the subject
39:00 <Saemon> ok
39:00 <simba> keep your topics limited to wrestling and stuff
39:00 <Saemon> ok back to scholastic
39:00 <Saemon> i used to order the book packages where they had toys with them haha
40:00 <simba> hi Saemon hows the obesity epidemic in the USA
40:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One was scholastic around back in your primary school days?
40:00 <simba> (do you see what i did there)
40:00 <Saemon> no wat did u do?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it was I am pretty sure 
41:00 <Saemon> and america is the most obese nation in the world i think
41:00 <Saemon> in super size me that guy said it
41:00 <Saemon> that documentary was on a few days ago 
41:00 <BlackDevil> can i try?
41:00 <Saemon> wow Bastardly_One
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I am pretty sure I remember those catalogues
42:00 <Saemon> did u ever ordered anything?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> no need
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I got what I wanted almost instantly 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yay live in grandma
42:00 <Bastardly_One> good value
43:00 <Saemon> i remember ordering this goosebumps package which included a torch and glow in the dark slime
43:00 <Saemon> in term 1
43:00 <Saemon> recieved in the middle of term 4
43:00 <Saemon> that was likem the end of the school year
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember being obsessed by this collection of Golden Book Encyclopedias
44:00 <Bastardly_One> they'd come out in seperate volumes 
44:00 <Saemon> dont know if that was thier fault or australia posts fault, but fuck oath shit from them takes long to deliever
44:00 <Bastardly_One> like A, B, C, etc
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I was big on learning stuff out of my reading
44:00 <Bastardly_One> so history, stuff like dinosaurs
44:00 <Bastardly_One> books on animals
44:00 <Bastardly_One> shit like that
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and a book I can't describe unless you've read it 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> comic novel by Raymond Briggs called The Boogey Man
47:00 <Bastardly_One> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fungus_the_Bogeyman
47:00 <Bastardly_One> best book ever
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanted to live in those tunnels
51:00 <Saemon> lol b1 same here
51:00 <Saemon> when i was in primary
51:00 <Saemon> id always look at the picture books of insects n stuff
51:00 <Saemon> while everyone else was burrowing goosebumps and babysitters club and animorphs
52:00 <Saemon> id be in the animal or insect section reading up on them
52:00 <Saemon> i guess reading isnt so bad if its got pictures and diagrams of dissected bugs in them
52:00 <BlackDevil> i wish i knew i knew how to read
53:00 <simba> i wish semen would stop using his keyboard
53:00 <BlackDevil> lol semennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
53:00 <BlackDevil> funny
53:00 <BlackDevil> original
54:00 <Saemon> oh and another reason why i developed such a hatred for soccer and football
54:00 <simba> cos the wogs used 2 bash u ?
54:00 <Saemon> was that i sucked at it, and at my school, u had to be good at it to be in the group of friends
54:00 <BlackDevil> hmmm a wog bash
54:00 <Saemon> like, if u played well everyone liked you
55:00 <BlackDevil> like a monster mash
55:00 <simba> so you basically hate yourself semen
55:00 <BlackDevil> you both hate eachother
55:00 <Saemon> i wasnt even asked to play at all during lunch, and when i was allowed to play with the kids in my yr level
55:00 <Saemon> i sucked at it
55:00 <simba> you dont hate books, or football... you hate yourself
55:00 <BlackDevil> now get married
55:00 <simba> BlackDevil
55:00 <simba> you belong in #maddox 
56:00 <Saemon> nah, why is kicking a inflated round peice of plastic, the requirement to be accepted and included?
56:00 <Saemon> i hate that concept
56:00 <Saemon> that mentality
56:00 <Ana_Ng> why not?
56:00 <Saemon> Ana_Ng ?
56:00 <Saemon> what do u mean?
56:00 <Ana_Ng> exercise, interaction
57:00 <simba> lolololol
57:00 <Ana_Ng> pretty important for development
57:00 <BlackDevil> Ana_Ng, send me a nude pic
57:00 <Saemon> Ana_Ng since you are active right now and responding, did you threatened skirmish that you hacked him?
57:00 <Ana_Ng> you might be book-smart, but if you can't interact with people, the school has failed to make you a realized human
57:00 <simba> youve never liked your body, Saemon, which is why youve never been able to use it
57:00 <Ana_Ng> again, blackdevil?
57:00 <Saemon> Ana_Ng
58:00 <Saemon> acknowledge what i typed please, u did so just a few seconds ago
58:00 <BlackDevil> again
58:00 <BlackDevil> i like new postitions
58:00 <simba> dont get sucked into dumb shit skirmish talks about
58:00 <Ana_Ng> reverse cowgirl it is
00:00 <Saemon> skirmish seems decen
00:00 <Saemon> decent
02:00 <simba> lol
02:00 <simba> solja boy is playing UFC on twitch
02:00 <simba> http://www.twitch.tv/souljaboyceo
02:00 <simba> boy betta no im  a C E O
18:00 <Saemon> https://au.sports.yahoo.com/football/news/article/-/24969631/i-coasts-aurier-to-have-extra-medical-tests-after-head-clash/
18:00 <Saemon> pffffffft
18:00 <Saemon> thats evidence of how weak soccer players are
18:00 <Saemon> let them try walking in the shoes of mick foley for a day
18:00 <Saemon> aka mankind
18:00 <Saemon> or terry funk
18:00 <Saemon> or tommy dreamer.
18:00 <Saemon> nuff said.
19:00 <simba> a yahoo news link is never evidence for anything
19:00 <Saemon> that news story is about 2 soccer players whos head happened to bump into one another whilst lunging for the soccer ball
20:00 <simba> Saemon what exactly are you saying is weak here? a man lost consciousness after clashing heads with another man....
20:00 <simba> a man lost consciousness
20:00 <simba> did you skim over that?
20:00 <simba> its in the first/second line...
20:00 <simba> you do realise men can be knocked out when they clash heads
20:00 <simba> in any walks of life
20:00 <Saemon> mankind doesnt get knocked out with 20 chairshots to his head full force by the rock
21:00 <simba> lol
21:00 <simba> what
21:00 <Saemon> chris benoit didnt get knocked out after jumping from the top of the cage in the diving headbutt
21:00 <Saemon> thats like, jumping of a roof and have your head hit another persons head when u land
21:00 <simba> why are you comparing trained stunts to some random headclash
22:00 <Saemon> head trained or unplanned, impact to head is still impact to head
22:00 <Saemon> bottom line is, these wreslters didnt get k'o
22:00 <simba> yes
22:00 <Saemon> those soccer players did.
22:00 <simba> but wrestlers have been knocked out before
22:00 <simba> havent they
22:00 <simba> its not like a wrestler has never been knocked unconscious
22:00 <Saemon> and the wrestlers had the worser impacts
22:00 <Saemon> true
22:00 <Saemon> im not saying that though
22:00 <simba> so men can get knocked out in a football game, in a wrestling match
23:00 <B1-not-here> nap time
23:00 <simba> is that your point
23:00 <Saemon> what im saying is mankind is tougher then those 2 soccer players
23:00 <simba> i dunno, serge aurier is from the ivory coast
23:00 <simba> probably grew up spaaing with elephants
23:00 <simba> probably wrestled a lion for his first meal
24:00 <simba> mankind is just some actor
24:00 <simba> nah i know all about mick foley
24:00 <simba> im just showing you how dumb your train of thought is
24:00 <simba> dont fuck with africans
24:00 <simba> they have heads like aboriginals
24:00 <Saemon> well let me see "serge aurier" get thrown off a 20 metere high platform onto the ground and then get back up and wrestle straight away.
25:00 <Saemon> coz thats what mick foley did
25:00 <simba> u take tv too seriously
25:00 <simba> also, nobody cares
25:00 <simba> like, youre the only person in the world who cares about some wrestler being harder than some incident at the african cup of nations
25:00 <simba> lol
25:00 <Saemon> i know ppl say dont take wrestling so seriously and that its fake
26:00 <Saemon> true, its scripted, but you cant fake the laws of gravity and physics.
26:00 <simba> like why do you care about mick foley being tougher than a random football player from france
26:00 <Saemon> falling from 20m onto the ground and getting back up and move around again
26:00 <Saemon> takes guts n balls
26:00 <faux> 20m?
26:00 <simba> mick foley was a nutjob, imagine the drugs he was on when he would wrestle
27:00 <Saemon> errr 
27:00 <Saemon> mick foley has never ever taken drugs in his life
27:00 <Saemon> and only took painkillers once
27:00 <simba> lololollol
27:00 <simba> who are u his dad?
27:00 <Saemon> its in his autobiography
27:00 <Saemon> i read both of them
27:00 <simba> Ahhh yes the Official Autobiography. The real story.
27:00 <simba> Nothing fake.
28:00 <Saemon> <%simba> probably grew up spaaing with elephants
28:00 <Saemon> <%simba> probably wrestled a lion for his first meal
28:00 <simba> jeez u read slow
29:00 <Saemon> pffft if africans are so tough
29:00 <Saemon> then why they all so scared of this ebola thing goin on?
29:00 <BlackDevil> cant kick for personal reason
30:00 <simba> thats ok BlackDevil
30:00 <simba> you go back to masturbating over your fathers old pictures
30:00 <simba> were ok here
31:00 <Saemon> LOL at the melb boobies picture
31:00 <Saemon> whose the fuck does the pic on the bottom right belong too?
31:00 <simba> me
32:00 <Saemon> lol 
34:00 <simba> were you about to say something nasty about the bottom right pair?
36:00 <Saemon> nah
36:00 <Saemon> i reckon its beautiful
37:00 <Saemon> whoever it belongs to is a goddess and i would gladly marry her
37:00 <simba> good one mate
37:00 <simba> isnt it nicer to be nice
39:00 <Saemon> yes, but im not just being 'nice'
39:00 <Saemon> i was being genuine 
39:00 <simba> u dont even know teh meaning of teh word
41:00 <Saemon> you want the truth??
41:00 <Saemon> you can't handle the truth!!!
41:00 <Saemon> jack nicholson :P
41:00 <Saemon> never actually seen that movie though
42:00 <Saemon> but thats such a cliche and repeated quote on pop culture
42:00 <simba> jack nicholson in "The Truth Handler"
42:00 <Saemon> in*
51:00 <simba> Allah is CHILLED
27:00 <simba> former irc user "mentalson" working his new job https://40.media.tumblr.com/434736380265cb2c781363f296b22c2c/tumblr_n0dmytXrX61rhpn4yo1_500.jpg
58:00 <kinda_boringmale> good morning nikky
59:00 <Nikky`> Morning kinda_boringmale
00:00 <beehhh> finally my bro willing to sponsor me on a tourist visa after 7 years
01:00 <beehhh> by the time i'd apply be 8 years gone
01:00 <beehhh> http://oi57.tinypic.com/2nrhdsi.jpg
04:00 <mammaltriasaours> some of the things you take as for granted and some you dont
05:00 <mammaltriasaours> whats so good there waiting for me anyway
05:00 <mammaltriasaours> doubt anyone has the courage to understand my feeling
06:00 <Skirmish> Get rid of this fuckwit please. 
06:00 <Skirmish> Time for a perm ban.
07:00 <Skirmish> Morning bee_girl
07:00 <mammaltriasaours> Skirmish go find that 3 year old boy gone missing at the south of port macquaire you should be leading the volunteer's search but wot the hell
08:00 <bee_girl> was that me?
08:00 <mammaltriasaours> last seen he was wearing a spiderman suite and gone for a wonder round might abducted by some monster
09:00 <Skirmish> The ops have begun banning beehhh for his nonsense and I think it's time to add him to the list of #cats and have him perm banned from this channel. 
11:00 <mammaltriasaours> are you turning into one of them suidical sydney blokes now Skirmish?
11:00 <mammaltriasaours> *suicidal;
12:00 <mammaltriasaours> lack of interest in everything
12:00 <Skirmish> homocidal*
12:00 <bee_girl> i put too much salt on my eggs
12:00 <Skirmish> I am interested in many things, and your shitty attempts at reading from Australian news websites is not on my list. 
12:00 <Skirmish> You are a fuckwit of unimaginable scale Beehhh.  
13:00 <mammaltriasaours> pity those families are the victims of suicidal murders one in wagga other in qld(dont know) this month
14:00 <mammaltriasaours> i do watch 7news video n listen to ABC news radio
14:00 <mammaltriasaours> good things come in a small
15:00 <mammaltriasaours> bradd_pitts how is it hanging wearing your banana suit?
15:00 <bradd_pitts> ok
16:00 <mammaltriasaours> cool
49:00 <Pieter> uNF
49:00 <Pieter> love the sizzzzzze
49:00 <Pieter> mmmmmm
49:00 <Loof> work that junky bod
49:00 <Loof> heard you can benchpress 5kg now pieter
49:00 <Loof> well done loser
50:00 <Loof> skinny little bitch
50:00 <Loof> ha
52:00 <Loof> ha
54:00 <Loof> what's that smell
54:00 <Loof> oh Lumeah is back
55:00 <Lumeah> Lol you can tall lol
57:00 <Lumeah> Talk. :p. 
57:00 <Loof> Lumeah and her stankybutt
58:00 <Loof> Spewmeah and the vagina of doom
31:00 <Thoth> so I saw aurora last night
32:00 <Thoth> would have been better without clouds
33:00 <frayedknot> that's cool, where do you see it from?
45:00 <Pieter> smallllllllll
12:00 <BlackDevil> im watching breaking bad
25:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
15:00 <ShadowLurker> hi cunts
16:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/WHAS11/photos/a.10150401897545037.633389.198547635036/10153513357435037/?type=1&theater
16:00 <doctor> greetings and salutations cunt
16:00 <ShadowLurker> death is beating at your door
16:00 <ShadowLurker> unlock the villanous
17:00 <Skirmish> Ah ShadowLurker, my brother from another mother. The mister boofing my irc sister. What's news today?
17:00 <ShadowLurker> well
17:00 <ShadowLurker> first i woke up
17:00 <ShadowLurker> then slept
17:00 <ShadowLurker> then woke up
17:00 <ShadowLurker> had sex
18:00 <ShadowLurker> ate chicken
18:00 <ShadowLurker> irc'd
18:00 <ShadowLurker> good so far
18:00 <Skirmish> Nice. 
18:00 <ShadowLurker> scarnon
19:00 <Skirmish> I got up, ate toast and vegemite, and have been doing uni reading and activities since. 
19:00 <Skirmish> Oh, bread roll for lunch 2 hours ago.
19:00 <ShadowLurker> productive day
19:00 <ShadowLurker> im about to get back to workin
20:00 <TheRiddler> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1555504_825224754189623_8226437348478635385_n.jpg?oh=d99c5fcca8a556fea0df30b7e4631365&oe=5498077D&__gda__=1423004736_14acb6f8cb3976522867a0b46b4def47
20:00 <ShadowLurker> got a couple pcbs to design then get paid
24:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/mCMa0.jpg
24:00 <TheRiddler> lol
24:00 <TheRiddler> it's gir
24:00 <TheRiddler> :p
25:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
28:00 <Skirmish> changing pc again. brb
28:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/JtQ5d.jpg
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> ow she left
39:00 <zaim> paper mache urinal
39:00 <zaim> really
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> charr maan charr
49:00 <BlackDevil> i wanna taste milk
50:00 <zaim> from what mammal
54:00 <BlackDevil> you know, milk
55:00 <zaim> woman milk
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> milk
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo im in division 1 in teh world in bf4
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
06:00 <stebie> penis
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> sinep
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> wot a nice sinep u haz fwend!
32:00 <kinda_boringmale> wb bee_girl and nikky`
32:00 <Nikky`> Thanks kinda_boringmale
32:00 <kinda_boringmale> nps
43:00 <Nikky`> Hey ness
43:00 <Nikky`> Nice n quiet today
44:00 <Skirmish> I hope nothing happens to my mrs. If they look at her phone they will believe I did it. 
44:00 <TheRon> should i ask?
44:00 <Doodle> she's ok Skirmish she's just putting her undies back on
45:00 <TheRon> doodle you didn't?
45:00 <Skirmish> Just reading how the chick that died to Oscar in S.Africa's parents are contesting the verdict. ]
45:00 <TheRon> it's not fair, that lawyer used the chewbacca defense
45:00 <Skirmish> The article went on to say that the "evidence" showing they had a bad relationship wasn't considered enough. 
46:00 <ness> hi Nikky
46:00 <ness> how are you?
46:00 <Skirmish> The mrs messages me saying "I love you" and I reply sometimes "That's good cause if you didn't I'd glass you bitch."
46:00 <Rak> i'll be your alibi, skirm
46:00 <Nikky`> I'm good and you?
46:00 <Rak> i'll testify that you're just a dick who says dickish things :)
47:00 <Skirmish> Thanks Rak.
47:00 <ness> yeah not bad
47:00 <Nikky`> Don't think you'd need to testify to that tho, its so obvious :P
48:00 <Rak> true, true :)
49:00 <Skirmish> It's ok ... I can shoulder your online bullying. 
49:00 <kinda_boringmale> lol
49:00 <TheRon> geez Nikky` gets around
49:00 <Rak> i do it to keep you keen
49:00 <Skirmish> No ... I don't want your hugs Nikky` ... I want you to just realise that it's bad and not be such a bully next time.
49:00 <Nikky`> lol TheRon.. just some spare time on my hands
50:00 <Rak> you gonna glass her too?
50:00 <Skirmish> Why would I do that?  That's such a dick thing to suggest. 
50:00 <Nikky`> He might.. we do have a love that goes back 
50:00 <Nikky`> :P
50:00 <Rak> a love that echoes through the ages
51:00 <Nikky`> Nah.. I like Skirmish, I know some have issues with him but I never have
51:00 <Rak> i applied for a new place today.  it has a dishwasher :D
51:00 <Nikky`> dishwasher? awesome you get the place i'm moving in also
51:00 <Skirmish> Rak: You will never want to live anywhere without one if you experience it.
51:00 <Rak> well if you move in i'll have two dishwashers
52:00 <Rak> yeh i despise doing dishes
52:00 <Rak> and love cooking
52:00 <Skirmish> Chauvinist 
52:00 <Rak> i think this will be the beginning on a golden age
52:00 <simba> GO DA POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
52:00 <Nikky`> No No..I refuse doing the dishes if there is a dishwasher
52:00 <Nikky`> My last place had one, this place no and I miss it :o(
52:00 <Rak> but think of the environment, Nikky`
52:00 <Rak> saving electricity
52:00 <Nikky`> No No
52:00 <Rak> don't you love the environment?!
52:00 <Nikky`> you don't turn it on until its full
53:00 <doctor> wahny we sowwy
53:00 <Skirmish> a good dishwasher is actually better than hand washing in a cost comparison.
53:00 <Rak> i eat so much menulog just to avoid dishes :(
53:00 <Skirmish> lol
54:00 <doctor> i dont mind doing the dishes. keeps the hands nice and warm
54:00 <Rak> it hurts my back
54:00 <Nikky`> Just get them over n done with
54:00 <Nikky`> you tall?
54:00 <Rak> yeh 6'4
55:00 <Nikky`> Yeap..tall
55:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOLsgNOwVgE
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Weekend got me feeling like (Aug 16, 2014) 0:16 - Category: People & Blogs - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 832 likes (98.3%), 14 dislikes (1.7%)
55:00 <Nikky`> I'm a midget compared to you
55:00 <Rak> how tall are you?
55:00 <Nikky`> 5'2
55:00 <TheRon> midgets can be just the right height
56:00 <Rak> yeh it'd be awkward for us to make out
56:00 <Skirmish> it would look illegal.
56:00 <Skirmish> WHY IS THAT TALL ASIAN MOLESTING THAT MIDGET! 
57:00 <Rak> :D
57:00 <Nikky`> What? we can't make out now Rak? oh :o(
57:00 <Rak> well not standing up ;)
57:00 <Nikky`> lol ok
59:00 <Rak> or you could wear bitching heels
59:00 <Rak> either or
59:00 <Rak> or both! :D
59:00 <Nikky`> I'd rather not be standing then
00:00 <Rak> not a heels girl?
00:00 <Nikky`> Not usually, I do own some but prefer not to always wear them
01:00 <Rak> heels should be a sometimes shoe
01:00 <TheRon> i din't wear heels
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> `seen Sherm
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> !seen BlackDevils_Vagina
02:00 <Nikky`> agreed Rak
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> ooooh
02:00 <Rak> don't you want your calves to pop, TheRon?
02:00 <TheRon> they kill and i just look unco
02:00 <simba> heels are a sometimes food
03:00 <Rak> you just need practice
03:00 <TheRon> maybe
03:00 <Rak> like lisa did when bart taught her
03:00 <simba> yes sire
04:00 <TheRon> that pistorius jury had a homer simpson in it
04:00 <simba> i believe freddy quimby should walk out of here a free hotel
05:00 <Rak> hahaha
05:00 <TheRon> free food, free hotel, woo hoo free will!!
05:00 <TheRon> free food, free hotel, woo hoo free will!y!
08:00 <MrMark> hi sexies
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> heels
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> most women think heels were invented for women.
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> the High Heel
18:00 <Owen> It was made for me to be 6'5 :)
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> they were made for old men's testicles to keep them scraping the ground
20:00 <Rak> i...i think you're wearing them wrong
21:00 <TheRon> for tea i bought a bbq chicken from coles and tonight i'm gonna dive in with my bear hands like an animal
22:00 <Rak> best way to eat them
22:00 <simba> heels did actually used to be worn by men
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> I like to wear my Louis VXXVXVXVIIIIIVV whichever Louis they were invented for while im eating dinner
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> high heels*
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^delete
26:00 <simba> Louis CK
26:00 <simba> Louis XIV
27:00 <TheRon> St Louis
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> some short stinky guy with a complex ok
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> bet he had a small wang, because if he had a huge wang he wouldnt have given a shit..
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah im short babe but my tip touches the floor..
29:00 <BlackDevil> HAHAHA
29:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive you do have a large penis
29:00 <TheRon> a walrus penis?
32:00 <FredFlinstone> I am here!!!!
32:00 <MrMark> not ya not
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> o mang
32:00 <TheRon> dear god!
32:00 <FredFlinstone> having a chardy
32:00 <FredFlinstone> woohoo
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> ac5 unity has been pushed back to 13th nov
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> sposed to be 28th oct
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> *big huff big sniff*
33:00 <FredFlinstone> fark those Roos were good last night!
33:00 <TheRon> i think both supporters are happy
33:00 <FredFlinstone> what ya reckon TheRon 
34:00 <FredFlinstone> oh do I see that slut MrMark 
34:00 <TheRon> geelong doesnt look shit and the roos go up to sydney to get pummelled
34:00 <TheRon> it's a win win
34:00 <FredFlinstone> more chance than the Geebangers have!
34:00 <FredFlinstone> cos they have NONEEEEEEE
34:00 <TheRon> still think the roos will get smashed
35:00 <FredFlinstone> havent played yet
35:00 <TheRon> it's the final countdown!!!!!!
35:00 <FredFlinstone> lets celebrate the win last night first
35:00 <FredFlinstone> carlton didnt get smashed last year
35:00 <FredFlinstone> go Roos!
35:00 <FredFlinstone> woohoo
36:00 <FredFlinstone> and boomer will be fitter
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> TheRon if there was an afl game and a bowls game and cricket on ps4 or xbox one
36:00 <FredFlinstone> he was lacking last night
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> would you buy a console then?
36:00 <FredFlinstone> ifts fuckin beautiful here
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mean fifa 14 is great but u dont like soccer ey
36:00 <FredFlinstone> I am sitting outside in the sun having a winer
36:00 <TheRon> i like soccer
37:00 <FredFlinstone> they have a shuttle service to the town I think that might be the go
37:00 <FredFlinstone> to the pub!
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok well i think you should harass microsoft and sony for AFL and cricket games
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> then ur set!
37:00 <TheRon> ah yes the courtesy bus
37:00 <FredFlinstone> woot
37:00 <FredFlinstone> courtesy for the pish heads
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> Horus Hogbreath
38:00 <TheRon> i'm lobbying for a courtesy bus for our bowling club
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> Hogbottom
38:00 <FredFlinstone> lo
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> with a bbq at the back
38:00 <FredFlinstone> but must admit I am knackered after setting up
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> is it going to be yellow and green?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> just jk
39:00 <Lumeah2> Dun tease me with the size of your cock. MR pander :P lol
39:00 <FredFlinstone> had to invoke the eeepc with its add on antenna to access the free wifi
39:00 <FredFlinstone> phone or ipad cant
39:00 <FredFlinstone> was using my 3G on my modem 
39:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck that I use theirs
40:00 <TheRon> oh i'm huge
42:00 <FredFlinstone> fark two seconds at the races
42:00 <TheRon> no good?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> may the penguins be with you
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> amen
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> pengamen
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> penmen
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk this.
43:00 <TheRon> STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!!!
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> HAHAHAHAHA
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> classic
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta shave my head and avoid this scab
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> IM PANICKING
45:00 <TheRon> maybe not shave the head?
46:00 <TheRon> considering growing a dipper mo for movember
48:00 <BlackDevil> the dipper
48:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
48:00 <TheRon> BlackDevil: knows what i'm on about
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> but im im bald
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> n i bin shavin since i woz 16
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont know any other way!
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> jihad on hair!
50:00 <TheRon> goto the hairdresser and some hot 18 yo apprentice with great norgs shave the head
55:00 <FredFlinstone> hmmmm battery must have been flat
56:00 <TheRon> damn!
56:00 <FredFlinstone> lol you get that
56:00 <FredFlinstone> lucky I have power here 
56:00 <FredFlinstone> and an extension lead
56:00 <FredFlinstone> I had a guinees last night TheRon 
56:00 <TheRon> nice!
56:00 <FredFlinstone> fark me its strong as!
56:00 <TheRon> nah
56:00 <FredFlinstone> it is
57:00 <FredFlinstone> and so dry
57:00 <FredFlinstone> I got 6 stubbies to get rid of
57:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
57:00 <FredFlinstone> coopers that is
57:00 <TheRon> guiness is like big cans that are 4.5%
57:00 <FredFlinstone> at least I am across the road from the dunnies
58:00 <FredFlinstone> I need a piss havent had one for hours
58:00 <TheRon> where are you?
58:00 <FredFlinstone> inverloch
58:00 <TheRon> ah yes
58:00 <FredFlinstone> at the RACV resort
58:00 <FredFlinstone> very noiceeee
58:00 <TheRon> wasn't sure when you were leaving
58:00 <FredFlinstone> went to see my mate at Kongwak forst
58:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah decided to go to the footy
58:00 <TheRon> good show ey
58:00 <FredFlinstone> come down this morning
58:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
59:00 <FredFlinstone> havent seem much yet
59:00 <FredFlinstone> been setting up camp
59:00 <FredFlinstone> as you know my first time
59:00 <FredFlinstone> so its all new to me
59:00 <FredFlinstone> virgin appearance
59:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
59:00 <TheRon> chicks remember their first time, i'd rather be forgotten
00:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
00:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah usually its crap
00:00 <FredFlinstone> it was for me
00:00 <FredFlinstone> she gave me the worst head job ever
01:00 <FredFlinstone> bloke next door backed his pop up trailer in fuck me glad it wasnt me
01:00 <FredFlinstone> but his wife was so good
01:00 <FredFlinstone> telling what to do
01:00 <TheRon> like a good wife should
01:00 <FredFlinstone> they just setting up
01:00 <FredFlinstone> oh fuck not mine!
02:00 <FredFlinstone> only thins is they got screaming kids lol
02:00 <TheRon> yeah get rid of them
02:00 <FredFlinstone> one woman who works here already came and had a look at my van
02:00 <TheRon> got the tunes going?\
02:00 <FredFlinstone> I said no worries take a look
02:00 <FredFlinstone> nah not tonight
03:00 <FredFlinstone> need to get moving to go out
03:00 <FredFlinstone> I cbf to tell the truth
03:00 <FredFlinstone> but i gotta eat
03:00 <TheRon> i'd be happy with tunes a slab and a fire
03:00 <FredFlinstone> its only 5
03:00 <FredFlinstone> no fires here :(
04:00 <FredFlinstone> got so hot setting up I had to change and put some shorts on
04:00 <FredFlinstone> now I need to put the jeans back on
04:00 <FredFlinstone> omfg they got an avan like me next door lol
05:00 <TheRon> are the neighbours offering cans?
05:00 <FredFlinstone> no
05:00 <FredFlinstone> not yet lol
05:00 <TheRon> bit rude
06:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahaha
06:00 <FredFlinstone> 'I will work on that
06:00 <FredFlinstone> havent seen any hotties either
06:00 <FredFlinstone> dang
07:00 <FredFlinstone> another wine you think?
07:00 <FredFlinstone> I havent eaten since brekky
07:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah fuck it
08:00 <TheRon> woo hoo!!!
09:00 <TheRon> music would be the first thing i set up
09:00 <FredFlinstone> fuckin fridge is cold
09:00 <FredFlinstone> geesus what a bargain
09:00 <FredFlinstone> got $300 off
09:00 <FredFlinstone> at supercheapauto
09:00 <FredFlinstone> glad I did
09:00 <FredFlinstone> that takes 1 sec
09:00 <FredFlinstone> got my ipod and speakers
09:00 <FredFlinstone> its so quiet here
09:00 <TheRon> i'd fix that
09:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
09:00 <FredFlinstone> I bet
10:00 <FredFlinstone> I had the races on earlier
10:00 <FredFlinstone> in the car
10:00 <TheRon> how far away is the tab?
11:00 <TheRon> woo hoo rick james!!
11:00 <MrMark> yawn
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> well well TheRon
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> i managed to shave off the scab and that area nice
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i cut the back open a bit
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolzzzzzz need new razor blades :P
12:00 <TheRon> sharp is best
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> yep
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno the back of your head where ya neck bone connects
12:00 <TheRon> i shave ever other day
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> n protrudes slightly
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> got caught just goin up over that and ouch!
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah man i shave head usually weds and sun and face every other day
13:00 <TheRon> worth paying someone to do it for you?
13:00 <FredFlinstone> ok the music is on
14:00 <TheRon> nice
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
14:00 <FredFlinstone> not loud
14:00 <FredFlinstone> brb need a pee
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> shaving your head isnt just shaving forward and backward yo
14:00 <MrMark> me too
14:00 <Lumeah> no?
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> nuh
14:00 <Lumeah> whys that
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta shave at diff angles to get the hairs
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> so then it's all smooth as no lil pricklies
15:00 <TheRon> thats why i sak why not get someone else to shave it?
17:00 <FredFlinstone> nice dunnies
17:00 <TheRon> can you wax the head?
17:00 <FredFlinstone> I shave mine
18:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: is the little man on the door of the toilets going the fiddle??
18:00 <FredFlinstone> no one there
18:00 <FredFlinstone> very modern and clean
18:00 <FredFlinstone> showers look good
19:00 <FredFlinstone> have to straighten the "S" bend tom morning
20:00 <FredFlinstone> looked the menu of the pub yesterday
20:00 <FredFlinstone> not cheap must be trendy
20:00 <FredFlinstone> I want the scallops if they dont chop off the roux
20:00 <FredFlinstone> or roe
20:00 <FredFlinstone> whatever the pink shit is called
21:00 <TheRon> i know what you mean
21:00 <FredFlinstone> dunno why they cut it off
22:00 <TheRon> to be trendy
22:00 <FredFlinstone> but wtf thats half the scallop
22:00 <FredFlinstone> all those friggin cooking shows never have it in
22:00 <FredFlinstone> on
22:00 <TheRon> looks better on the plate or some shit
23:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no
23:00 <FredFlinstone> I like it
23:00 <TheRon> so do i
23:00 <FredFlinstone> weirdos
23:00 <FredFlinstone> geez no sex here
23:00 <FredFlinstone> they would here ne
23:00 <FredFlinstone> me
23:00 <FredFlinstone> I got shit everywhere
23:00 <Nikky`> Where are you?
23:00 <FredFlinstone> Inverloch
23:00 <TheRon> if the van's a rockin'
24:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
24:00 <Nikky`> aaaah
24:00 <FredFlinstone> nah its stable
24:00 <FredFlinstone> RACV resort Nikky` 
24:00 <FredFlinstone> its fucking awesomne
25:00 <Nikky`> Kinda down my way
25:00 <FredFlinstone> where are you?
25:00 <Nikky`> Somerville
25:00 <FredFlinstone> oh 
26:00 <FredFlinstone> I thought that was north melb subs
26:00 <Nikky`> Nah
26:00 <FredFlinstone> nah thats right are you near hastings?
26:00 <Nikky`> Yeah
26:00 <FredFlinstone> thats it!
26:00 <FredFlinstone> NOT Quite close
26:00 <Nikky`> I said kinda
26:00 <FredFlinstone> yes you did
26:00 <FredFlinstone> its that way lol
26:00 <FredFlinstone> east
26:00 <Nikky`> Its only smidge over an hr away
26:00 <FredFlinstone> south
27:00 <FredFlinstone> tookme 2 hours to get here
27:00 <Nikky`> Why are you there?
27:00 <FredFlinstone> cos I am
27:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
27:00 <FredFlinstone> my first trip away with my new caravan
27:00 <FredFlinstone> and it was cheap
27:00 <Nikky`> I see
27:00 <Nikky`> Well enjoy
27:00 <FredFlinstone> $30 a night
27:00 <FredFlinstone> dont worry I shall
28:00 <Nikky`> Only old ppl caravan
28:00 <Nikky`> Just saying is all
28:00 <Nikky`> :P
28:00 <FredFlinstone> well take a look next door
28:00 <FredFlinstone> they arent old
28:00 <FredFlinstone> in their 30's
28:00 <FredFlinstone> that is so narrow minded actually
28:00 <Nikky`> So you are the odd one out?
28:00 <FredFlinstone> I camped when I was young
28:00 <Nikky`> lol I am only stirring you
29:00 <Nikky`> relax
29:00 <FredFlinstone> alwqays liked it
29:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck I am so relaxed ready to fall aslepp lol
29:00 <TheRon> just himself and a few essentials
29:00 <FredFlinstone> its osoooo noiceee
29:00 <FredFlinstone> no fuckin nagging women
30:00 <TheRon> no offense Nikky` 
30:00 <FredFlinstone> lmaO
30:00 <Nikky`> Why would I take offense?
30:00 <FredFlinstone> I was stirring
30:00 <BlackDevil> take offense
30:00 <BlackDevil> and cry
30:00 <TheRon> no reason
30:00 <FredFlinstone> and take it out on your hubby
30:00 <Nikky`> When I get a husband I shall
30:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
31:00 <FredFlinstone> sensible
31:00 <FredFlinstone> dont get a wife
31:00 <FredFlinstone> they are too much troubl
31:00 <FredFlinstone> e
31:00 <FredFlinstone> might need to put my jeans on soon
31:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, I don't plan on getting married to a woman
31:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
31:00 <TheRon> each to their own
33:00 <FredFlinstone> geez I dont wanna go out lol
34:00 <TheRon> so don't
34:00 <FredFlinstone> nah I must
34:00 <FredFlinstone> get dinner
34:00 <TheRon> drink chardys till you fall asleep
34:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
34:00 <FredFlinstone> I got red too
34:00 <FredFlinstone> and stout
34:00 <FredFlinstone> omfg
34:00 <FredFlinstone> I be smashed
34:00 <FredFlinstone> maybe I will stay here
35:00 <FredFlinstone> put trakies n
35:00 <TheRon> steal a sausage from nextdoor
36:00 <ness> i have a hens night tonight
37:00 <TheRon> a stripper?
37:00 <ness> no stripper
37:00 <TheRon> i could gear up
37:00 <ness> do you have a hot body?
37:00 <Nikky`> He has A body
37:00 <TheRon> the beer has taken its toll, but its good to go
38:00 <ness> the bride is not having bridesmaids at her wedding as she is getting married overseas
38:00 <ness> so all of the girls attending the hens night tonight are going dressed as bridesmaids
38:00 <TheRon> and where is this party?
38:00 <ness> in the city
39:00 <TheRon> melb?
39:00 <ness> yes
39:00 <TheRon> i could be there in 2 hrs
39:00 <Nikky`> Sounds like fun, i guess
39:00 <ness> i had to dust off the hideous.....i mean beautiful satin lavender number i wore about 7 years ago to a wedding
40:00 <TheRon> cleavage?
40:00 <Nikky`> Yeah I have a hideous but I guess at the time in style sky blue statin bridesmaid dress
41:00 <ness> my boobs are an E cup, i have to try to keep them in my strapless number, not an easy feat
42:00 <TheRon> excellent
42:00 <ness> anyway i better go.  it will take a couple hours to get ready
43:00 <ness> have fun peeps
43:00 <TheRon> we'll try
43:00 <TheRon> i'm gonna have a good night, i know have E cups in my head
43:00 <Nikky`> lol
44:00 <FredFlinstone> lolo
44:00 <FredFlinstone> I am staying here
44:00 <FredFlinstone> connecteed the stoive
44:00 <TheRon> steak?
44:00 <FredFlinstone> mmmm 
44:00 <FredFlinstone> I prefer that on the barbie
45:00 <FredFlinstone> maybe the chicken filletr
45:00 <TheRon> with butter?
45:00 <FredFlinstone> just cooked lo
54:00 <Student> very nice and slow 
54:00 <Student> people sleeping 
57:00 <TheRon> it's saturday night, it's party night
58:00 <Student> yes too much partying in here 
58:00 <Student> really too  much for me to handle
00:00 <doctor> we'll be having cake soon
00:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbNlMtqrYS0
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) (Feb 24, 2009) 3:39 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - likes (98.3%), dislikes (1.7%)
01:00 <TheRon> too early?
01:00 <doctor> not at all
04:00 <British^Meat> TheRedCoatsAreComing was banned from my room
04:00 <Student> "you made my head spin round, round round"
04:00 <Student> you  have a room
04:00 <Student> ?
04:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5LfN9JqXbg
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Swoop - Apple Eyes (Oct 31, 2009) 3:13 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - likes (92.7%), dislikes (7.3%) dislikes (7.3%)
09:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> British^Meat
09:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Can I please come back in
09:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> I need to speak with emuls
10:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Where is johninja? Where is Kelevra? Where is DYLAN CROW? Where is WhoMadeWho? Where is simba? Where is Serenity? Where is skirimish?
11:00 <milk> they got eaten by The Nothing
11:00 <TheRon> who are you?
11:00 <Lumeah> OMG!!! THE NOTHING!!
13:00 <Student> something wrong with you TheRedCoatsAreComing?
13:00 <milk> I am Y'Sul
13:00 <TheRon> loaded question
14:00 <milk> you cannot believe I exist
14:00 <milk> you commit suicide when I reveal my presence in your life
14:00 <Bastardly_One> riiiiiiiiiiiiight
15:00 <milk> I can cure AIDS, I can put balls back on, I am telekinetic and I can shapeshift
15:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC-pkV1s0Zc
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jackson Browne - Running On Empty + lyrics (May 20, 2010) 5:31 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - likes (98.1%), dislikes (1.9%)
15:00 <TheRon> i lost  10 kilos in 10 days wanna know how?
15:00 <doctor> the world will miss you when you go milk
15:00 <milk> you simply cannot believe I exist, and when you become aware of me, you commit suicide
15:00 <TheRon> i got AIDS
16:00 <milk> I am not hman
16:00 <milk> human... as you say
16:00 <Student> very well 
16:00 <Student> i like the way you keep thinking that way 
16:00 <milk> bring it
16:00 <milk> cave man
16:00 <Student> must helps you a lot to stall yourself from doing things
17:00 <milk> when I cut your dick off, dont bother asking for help
17:00 <Student> why you think you can even come close to my dick and live 
17:00 <Student> ??
18:00 <milk> are god bothering?
18:00 <Student> stop living in dreams , start living in real life 
18:00 <milk> what a joke
18:00 <Student> joke is on you 
18:00 <milk> some pissant psychologist making empty threats
18:00 <Student> i do not know what is that suppose to mean 
18:00 <Student> you have no idea what you are talking about 
18:00 <Student> poor you 
18:00 <TheRon> see the lawyer in pistorius trial use the chewbacca defence?
19:00 <TheRon> that was masterful
19:00 <milk> Student have you been arse raped recently? because your behaving like someone has arse raped you
20:00 <Student> you seem to have an experienced raped arse, but no. no such incident happened
20:00 <milk> denial
20:00 <FredFlinstone> ok I got the kitched set up
20:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QEQkIEkxm7k
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Martha and the Muffins - Echo Beach (Feb 10, 2011) 3:24 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 4,185 likes (98.7%), 55 dislikes (1.3%)
21:00 <milk> did whoever it was make you make a truck noise Student?
21:00 <TheRon> cooking?
22:00 <Student> you seem to be liking trucks, you must like john
22:00 <milk> you sell you arse?
23:00 <milk> dont the girl prostitutes pull your balls off?
23:00 <Owen> Why aren't you people nice to each other? Everytime I look here someone is abusing someone else.
23:00 <Owen> Did someone steal someone else's girlfriend one day?
23:00 <TheRon> good point
23:00 <Student> no such incident happened, be asure of that milk 
24:00 <milk> wut? not allowed to heckle rent boys with sugar daddy's now?
24:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=I1wg1DNHbNU
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Talking Heads - "Once In A Lifetime" (Jan 22, 2010) 3:43 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 36,323 likes (98.4%), dislikes (1.6%) dislikes (1.6%)
24:00 <Student> ha h a
24:00 <Student> did i even need to?
25:00 <TheRon> david byrne is a genius
26:00 <milk> Student, does your sugar daddy know you have AIDS?
26:00 <TheRon> i lost weight with aides
26:00 <Student> i have a sugar daddy?
26:00 <Student> and i have AIDs? wow
27:00 <Student> that is some higlevel tech 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you people are fucked
27:00 <Student> cbf
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha @ Geelong
27:00 <Student> you are just getting old 
27:00 <TheRon> its all good, sydney was always gonna be too good
27:00 <TheRon> at least we had a crack unlike carlton
27:00 <Student> might need to consider nick "Oldie_One"
28:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and you too TheRon
28:00 <TheRon> lol
28:00 <Student> you too brutus
28:00 <Owen> Bastardly_One: Whatever happened to that chick who had rabbits? I think she used to live in Caulfield or so.
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chelle?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> was she russian?
29:00 <Owen> No. Not Chelle. Though, I wonder what she is up to as well :)
29:00 <Owen> No, the skinny girl you used to have a thing for.
29:00 <Bastardly_One> shit 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmm Molested Mango?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
29:00 <Owen> Yes.
29:00 <Owen> Her!
29:00 <Student> ha ha 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> nfi ... I heard she lost it 
29:00 <TheRon> you molested a mango?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> chelle has changed a lot 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> she's a nurse now too 
30:00 <Owen> I haven't seen Chelle since 2008.
30:00 <Student> i have been told she have some mental disorder
30:00 <Owen> I think I last saw her at Cherry.
30:00 <Owen> Pretty girl, she is.
30:00 <Student> her nick was MolestedMango 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> she's on FB now
30:00 <Owen> Yeah, I'm not friends with her anymore. 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> so is Longie it seems
30:00 <TheRon> a mango has cheeks
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and Sherm
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and Crimson Seraph
31:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMfRYF1cXgA
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jim Jefferies Bare The blade runner (Aug 31, 2014) 6:12 - Category: Howto & Style - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 17 likes (89.5%), 2 dislikes (10.5%)
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm surprised you remember me ... I remember you though 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I get I am unforgetable
31:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess
31:00 <Student> ha ha 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> not I get
31:00 <Owen> I met Longie once in Sydney.
32:00 <milk> probably a burglar who read the irc logs
32:00 <Owen> With some other IRCer. When I was dating emily...
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I met him down here with unique
32:00 <Owen> Oh, unique. I hear she lost a heap of weight. That's about all i remember.
32:00 <Bastardly_One> she has 
32:00 <Owen> Been a long time since I've been here.
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and a kid and married
32:00 <Owen> Nice.
32:00 <Owen> I've got a kid too :)
32:00 <Student> did she develop the land ?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine is 20 this year
33:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I'm old
33:00 <Student> i already mentioned that 
33:00 <Student> Oldly_One
33:00 <Owen> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10612828_10152272858805636_1309684099073369357_n.jpg <-- that's my little bugger
33:00 <Owen> He
33:00 <Owen> is 2 and a half now :) 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't wanna work 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> weird
34:00 <Owen> yeah
34:00 <Owen> didnt work for me either when i used just the jpg link
35:00 <Bastardly_One> clicked again and still didn't work
35:00 <Bastardly_One> open it in a new window
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and use that link
35:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aSkFygPCTwE
35:00 <Owen> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10636153_10152255276285636_7504543877388223238_n.jpg?oh=da4c59109ed6c68901ff8337e5977834&oe=54CC51B8&__gda__=1419029485_716d01f9595a583bd1031751b22e8941
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kid Rock - All Summer Long (Video) (Oct 29, 2009) 3:49 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 12,005 likes (97.9%), 253 dislikes (2.1%)
35:00 <Owen> I suppose it needs all that extra shit
35:00 <Student> ha ha they are people out that have made sites to show contents from the blocked sites
36:00 <Bastardly_One> cute kid
36:00 <Bastardly_One> must die!
36:00 <Bastardly_One> all cuteness must die!
36:00 <TheRon> all cuntness must die
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I refer to one of my evil nieces today
37:00 <Bastardly_One> little cow has me wrapped around her finger
37:00 <TheRon> my 3 yo niece can manipulate me
37:00 <Maurice> Kids are gross
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah cute boy 
37:00 <Maurice> Only idiots have them
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah how stupid are you
37:00 <Bastardly_One> you did it 3 times
38:00 <Maurice> They're not mine
38:00 <Owen> He is a good looking kid. He's a happy kid too. Always finds something to smile about.
38:00 <Maurice> They're Cams to his first marriage
38:00 <Student> hello madam 
38:00 <Student> welcome to the show ;)
38:00 <Owen> I just ignore people when they talk stupid shit these days :)
38:00 <Student> ha ha 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the entire channel is going to be ignored
38:00 <Bastardly_One> me included
38:00 <Student> actually it was the cure for your "hand issues" but never mind, die :P
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I talk *a lot* of shit
39:00 <Bastardly_One> so, Maurice today must of felt great
39:00 <Bastardly_One> no MIL
39:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=araU0fZj6oQ
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Staind - It's Been Awhile (Video) (Oct 26, 2009) 5:04 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 67,573 likes (98.6%), dislikes (1.4%)
39:00 <Owen> Unfortunately for me, I live in WA and my son is in Tasmania.
39:00 <Maurice> Yeah instead I had to go to the dome for my pops 80th
39:00 <Owen> So, I need to go part time to spend more time with him.
39:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon
39:00 <Owen> (and Perth is a fucking hole)
39:00 <TheRon> yes?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... never been to WA to make comment
40:00 <Maurice> I'm in WA, that makes it great
40:00 <Maurice> UUA
40:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon go kill yourself for playing that song 
40:00 <TheRon> no it's good shit
40:00 <TheRon> and its been a while
40:00 <Student> Leaving , well 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I was done your way today TheRon
41:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking nice day 
42:00 <TheRon> why?
44:00 <Student> unable to find the reason, try again later 
44:00 <Maurice> I feel like a sald
44:00 <Maurice> Salad
44:00 <Maurice> I must be broken
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't look like one
44:00 <Bastardly_One> haw haw haw
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and I had shit to do at my old place TheRon
44:00 <Student> irc is not a good place to tell you are broken 
44:00 <TheRon> you don't make friends with salad
45:00 <Maurice> Thats ok, I don't want friends
45:00 <TheRon> eaglehawk next week with bowls
45:00 <TheRon> leaving at 10, crack the first can at 10.30
46:00 <Student> good luck 
46:00 <TheRon> i won it last season
47:00 <Student> some one earlien in here asking for WhoMadeWho
48:00 <TheRon> who made you?
48:00 <WhoMadeWho> my mother and my father made me
48:00 <Student> are you sure about that?
48:00 <WhoMadeWho> see my father fucked my mother right in her cuntbone and ejaculated a wad of custard
49:00 <WhoMadeWho> some of that custard made its way to my mums eggs
49:00 <WhoMadeWho> at that moment i was made
49:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=BYE4CVhVkhw
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Puddle Of Mudd - She Hates Me (Oct 7, 2009) 3:31 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 56,223 likes (97.6%), 1,355 dislikes (2.4%)
49:00 <Student> nice story but question remains , how come you are sure about your current mother and father?
49:00 <Student> could be any one , you know ;P
50:00 <WhoMadeWho> nah im sure they are mine
50:00 <TheRon> do ppl realise it's an acdc song?
50:00 <WhoMadeWho> alternating current / direct current
51:00 <TheRon> numb nuts
52:00 <doctor> I was born from the sweat of an old gods labour
52:00 <Student> yah right doctor :)
53:00 <TheRon> i wouldn't piss me off, i'll just post some nickleback
53:00 <doctor> it's true. they used to tell stories about my birth for generations
53:00 <Student> to you?
55:00 <doctor> of course not, I created the myth
55:00 <Student> ha ha 
55:00 <Student> any body bought that?
55:00 <ooomp> I did and sold it for a profit
55:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxkJHX7ukKE
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Michael Penn - No Myth (May 9, 2014) 4:18 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 202 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
55:00 <doctor> for a while they did, few hundred years at most
56:00 <doctor> they moved some stones about and incanted a few poems in my name
56:00 <TheRon> good chicken?
56:00 <Student> what is this song "yabba, dabba doo"
56:00 <Student> ?
57:00 <FredFlinstone> connection a bit suss
57:00 <Student> doctor just for the record, are you high?
57:00 <doctor> I wish! I'm just bored
57:00 <Student> ha ha 
58:00 <Student>  yes that was really a tired attemp to change your current situation 
58:00 <Student> where is that oldly_one gone?
58:00 <doctor> b1? probably off to search for his 'wallet'
59:00 <Student> i think he is bugging Maurice in pvt
00:00 <TheRon> he could be in there
00:00 <Student> ahhh slinky_J, the movie analyst is here
00:00 <slinky_J> aye aye'
00:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5U_wSAIf2I
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vicious Traditions | The Veils (Jan 24, 2011) 4:48 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 1,030 likes (98.1%), 20 dislikes (1.9%)
00:00 <slinky_J> xD such a choice song xD
00:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Wt5EHAqhR1c
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ben Folds Five - Brick (Oct 24, 2009) 4:31 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 11,352 likes (97.1%), 338 dislikes (2.9%)
03:00 <Student> ok, now i can watch youtube links
04:00 <slinky_J> no way TheRon like noooo wayyy jose!
04:00 <slinky_J> :P
04:00 <TheRon> whta?
05:00 <TheRon> i'm a loser so why don't you kill me
05:00 <Student> ha ha 
05:00 <Student> why bother?
06:00 <slinky_J> coz i wuv yew
06:00 <slinky_J> nah
06:00 <slinky_J> i wuv the sloth named Belt in The Croods
06:00 <slinky_J> DA DA DAAA!!
07:00 <slinky_J> ahaha makes me laff
09:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBd7dloQI6E
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 《The Croods》- the cute sloth's "DaDaDa~" (Aug 10, 2013) 0:27 - Category: Entertainment - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 574 likes (94.4%), 34 dislikes (5.6%)
09:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=E1fzJ_AYajA
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Len - Steal My Sunshine (Nov 23, 2009) 3:47 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 26,459 likes (97.3%), 748 dislikes (2.7%)
11:00 <Thoth> gaaaay
11:00 <slinky_J> as if
11:00 <Doodle> ur dads r
11:00 <slinky_J> DA DA DAAAAAA
11:00 <ooomp> Doodle
11:00 <slinky_J> ahehehe so cute just like Doodle, can wrap him round ma waist
12:00 <Doodle> hai ooomp ^_^
12:00 <slinky_J> you had a fly on you..
13:00 <Doodle> i so fried
13:00 <xm> i kiss sara 
13:00 <ooomp> I want hot chips
13:00 <xm> 20 years ago
13:00 <xm> sara come back
13:00 <Doodle> loool
14:00 <xm> i take acid and hallucinate bong and get high
14:00 <xm> inception bong
14:00 <Doodle> crikey
15:00 <xm> hello i chris
17:00 <slinky_J> im pranking ooomp as we speak
17:00 <ooomp> If your Chris you need to be all over me
17:00 <ooomp> He loves me
17:00 <xm> hello r u sara
18:00 <xm> if not sara i sorry i break up with u
18:00 <ooomp> You're*
18:00 <xm> i move on
18:00 <xm> were sara
18:00 <slinky_J> i so burped then
18:00 <slinky_J> mmm cab mnerlot
19:00 <British^Meat> oh god
19:00 <British^Meat> u arent on the turps again are you slinky_J?
19:00 <xm> lol
19:00 <British^Meat> u know what happened last time....
19:00 <TheRon> every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriends four post bed
19:00 <pandis> da da daaa
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah this should be a fun night
19:00 <xm> does it look shiny
19:00 <Owen> Are we just quoting random lyrics ?
19:00 <pandis> Did I ask you to marry me?
19:00 <xm> might be handcuffs
20:00 <TheRon> yes!
20:00 <pandis> coz i wuv u Brittney
20:00 <Owen> Early in the mornin', rising to the street
20:00 <FredFlinstone> I have an early night I think I am knackered
20:00 <FredFlinstone> one bottle on white
20:00 <FredFlinstone> starting some red now
20:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
21:00 <TheRon> any hot neighbours?
21:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
21:00 <FredFlinstone> quiet as
21:00 <FredFlinstone> I really dont care lol
21:00 <TheRon> damn
21:00 <FredFlinstone> I got the Fro on
21:00 <TheRon> you need some hot norwegians
21:00 <matrix> Damn quiet everywhere tonight
21:00 <FredFlinstone> no
21:00 <FredFlinstone> sleep is what I need
21:00 <TheRon> where's the fun in that
22:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
22:00 <FredFlinstone> none
22:00 <FredFlinstone> but I need some
22:00 <FredFlinstone> get up late
22:00 <pandis> lol b1
22:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck it its sundaY
22:00 <pandis> i was having a bad week
22:00 <FredFlinstone> tomorrow
22:00 <xm> TheRon, give me something smart to say against freo so i can antagonise fb people
22:00 <pandis> i didnt know being an asshole was wrong!
22:00 <FredFlinstone> relax and sort my shit out
22:00 <pandis> +idc either so smd
23:00 <TheRon> ballantyne isn't playing
23:00 <FredFlinstone> freo will wim
23:00 <FredFlinstone> n
23:00 <TheRon> can we hang shit on crowley?
23:00 <FredFlinstone> go frie
23:00 <FredFlinstone> north freo GF
23:00 <FredFlinstone> what are the odds?
23:00 <TheRon> long
23:00 <xm> ballantyne took acid
23:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed lol
23:00 <xm> brain so fried right now
23:00 <xm> so fried
23:00 <FredFlinstone> I might go
23:00 <TheRon> grand final?
24:00 <FredFlinstone> wont be hard to get tivkets
24:00 <xm> i saw the odds as 1.6 and 2.4
24:00 <FredFlinstone> yesem
24:00 <FredFlinstone> fuci I am eating
24:00 <TheRon> does punt road have the big screen?
24:00 <pandis> BYE OOOMP
24:00 <pandis> PS UR KINDA SEXY
24:00 <pandis> TOO BAD YOU'RE A CUNT
25:00 <pandis> :(
25:00 <pandis> <3
25:00 <TheRon> way to pick up chicks
25:00 <pandis> lmao
25:00 <pandis> the best way is to just walk up, point out their flaws and walk off and order something seriously expensive and middle finger the toughest looking guy in the room
25:00 <xm> (if they are chicks)
25:00 <pandis> then get your ass kicked.
26:00 <TheRon> could be
26:00 <xm> transgender ftw
26:00 <Owen> I'm hoping for a North vs Port gf :)
26:00 <Owen> Well not really, I'd rather watch a decent game on the last weekend.
26:00 <TheRiddler> long shot
26:00 <TheRon> hew look i won't judge
26:00 <Owen> So Hawks vs Sydney
26:00 <Owen> would be much better
26:00 <pandis> Skirmish's gf, he picked her up from a Pig Farm
26:00 <Owen> Though, Hawks vs Roos would be good.
26:00 <pandis> bargain I hear.
26:00 <FredFlinstone> chicken mushies and chips
27:00 <Owen> Would be a great little boon for Tasmania :) Seeing as they support both teams.
27:00 <TheRon> nice
27:00 <TheRiddler> I just dont want to see a hawks back to back flag
27:00 <Owen> I wouldn't mind that.
27:00 <TheRon> did you baste the fuck out of that chicken?\
27:00 <Owen> My father in law is a Hawk
27:00 <FredFlinstone> no lol
27:00 <TheRon> damn
27:00 <FredFlinstone> its just  FILLET
27:00 <TheRiddler> I mean it's alsmost as bad as pies or dons winning a flag
27:00 <TheRon> gotta keep it moist
27:00 <TheRiddler> *almost
28:00 <FredFlinstone> like a giney'
28:00 <TheRon> geez the wife really isnt around
28:00 <FredFlinstone> sge isbt
29:00 <Owen> TheRiddler: You take that back! #donthesash
29:00 <Owen> Hrm, I need to find more music for my missus' iPod
29:00 <Owen> Life is different when you dont have a 3G enabled music device.
29:00 <FredFlinstone> she wAS wondering wolhere I was gooing l
29:00 <TheRiddler> sweeeeeeeettttttttttt
29:00 <TheRiddler> footscray vfl GF
30:00 <TheRon> is it just me or should richmond have come ninth to make it easier on everybody?
30:00 <FredFlinstone> eaSIER?
31:00 <TheRon> well they got poleaxed
31:00 <FredFlinstone> YES'
31:00 <TheRiddler> a adelaide vs port final would of been better
31:00 <FredFlinstone> an
31:00 <TheRiddler> showdown
31:00 <TheRon> richmond looked spent
31:00 <FredFlinstone> and''\
33:00 <FredFlinstone> well that was fucvkin nice
33:00 <TheRon> red with chicken, are you sure?
33:00 <FredFlinstone> ah yes
34:00 <FredFlinstone> I WAS starving
34:00 <FredFlinstone> I drink red with anythinbg
34:00 <TheRon> someone should have breakky
34:00 <FredFlinstone> I got eggs and crumpets with spinach and mushies
35:00 <zaim> yum
35:00 <TheRon> that works
35:00 <FredFlinstone> with cottage cheese and vegemite
35:00 <FredFlinstone> heaps of pepper
35:00 <FredFlinstone> and tea
35:00 <pandis> hmm
35:00 <pandis> needa good movie to watch
36:00 <TheRon> jewel is an underrated singer songwriter
36:00 <FredFlinstone> love my cuppa
36:00 <FredFlinstone> I watched something last night lol
36:00 <FredFlinstone> wasnt bad
36:00 <TheRon> aliens?
37:00 <FredFlinstone> no
37:00 <FredFlinstone> cant think of the friggin name
37:00 <TheRon> die hard?
37:00 <pandis> who was in it
37:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
37:00 <FredFlinstone> recent
37:00 <pandis> i have a good day to die hard to watch
37:00 <TheRon> taken?
37:00 <FredFlinstone> geez
37:00 <pandis> but it doesnt have english subtitles for when ppl r speaking russian
37:00 <FredFlinstone> I have to fuck someone
37:00 <TheRon> sorry thats not good
37:00 <pandis> what was it about fred?
38:00 <FredFlinstone> earth after the wars
38:00 <xm> you're no good to me
38:00 <xm> i dont need nobody
38:00 <FredFlinstone> diferent sects
38:00 <FredFlinstone> thats a double negative
38:00 <TheRon> like freo is
38:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont need anybody is correct
39:00 <TheRon> look ma, no hands
39:00 <FredFlinstone> lol look ma no teeth
39:00 <xm> they're a punky English electronic band, FredFlinstone 
39:00 <xm> i dont think they care about grammar
39:00 <FredFlinstone> who is?
39:00 <TheRon> port adelaide supporter
39:00 <FredFlinstone> I do!
39:00 <xm> also double negatives were quite common centuries ago
39:00 <pandis> Operation Endgame?
39:00 <xm> convention can change over time
39:00 <FredFlinstone> we arent centuries ago
40:00 <FredFlinstone> if I fucked you up the bum would be a double negative lol
40:00 <pandis> wooooooooo
40:00 <pandis> bumsex
40:00 <pandis> thassa delish sex
40:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
40:00 <FredFlinstone> please
41:00 <TheRon> how did any of this turn into bum sex?
42:00 <FredFlinstone> nfi
43:00 <FredFlinstone> but just bend over TheRon 
43:00 <TheRon> someone could be a little gay
43:00 <FredFlinstone> I am only half gay
43:00 <FredFlinstone> the other half is abstinate
43:00 <TheRon> i'm a quarter bi
43:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
44:00 <FredFlinstone> I could get into Mackies pants
44:00 <FredFlinstone> mmmmm
44:00 <TheRon> couldnt we all
44:00 <FredFlinstone> he got a great arse
44:00 <TheRon> i'd turn gay for selwood and bartel
44:00 <xm> i didnt see nothing
44:00 <FredFlinstone> and his faCE isnt ugly
44:00 <xm> is what i would say if cops asked, FredFlinstone 
45:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
45:00 <FredFlinstone> selwood inst sexy
45:00 <FredFlinstone> bartel is cute
45:00 <TheRon> i'd give a kidney to him
45:00 <FredFlinstone> bum a BIT BIG
45:00 <FredFlinstone> i LIKE small butts
45:00 <snapper> is pieter dead?
45:00 <xm> prippit
45:00 <TheRon> od'ed
45:00 <FredFlinstone> Makckie is the pick
46:00 <TheRon> rivers?
46:00 <FredFlinstone> no way
46:00 <TheRon> he's manly
46:00 <FredFlinstone> sexless
46:00 <FredFlinstone> yes and I do like that
46:00 <snapper> funeral?
46:00 <FredFlinstone> but fugly
47:00 <FredFlinstone> god I need some man sex
47:00 <TheRon> nah
47:00 <TheRon> its started
48:00 <xm> FredFlinstone r u rly gay
48:00 <snapper> xm are you pieter?
48:00 <TheRon> go port
48:00 <xm> snapper , nahh whaddya reckon isit becaus i look awesomee n sexy ;)
48:00 <TheRon> mofries in the square
49:00 <snapper> xm did you kill pieter?
49:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: is uder gay
49:00 <snapper> you do realise he is dead and consequences will _never_ be the same?
49:00 <pandis> probably critiqued him to death
49:00 <TheRon> uber
49:00 <xm> only person that would kill pieter is himself (accidentally)
49:00 <pandis> the best way
49:00 <pandis> oer
50:00 <xm> snapper, and what did he die from?
50:00 <snapper> i think it was the smack
50:00 <pandis> arrg just thought of a movie to dl
50:00 <pandis> and i forget the title
50:00 <pandis> ryan phillippe and benecio del toro
50:00 <pandis> way of the gun!
51:00 <xm> snapper, was anyone around when he was ODing?
51:00 <xm> didnt someone do CPR or call 000
51:00 <snapper> nobody cared
51:00 <pandis> id care if Pieter died.
52:00 <snapper> why didn't you save him?
52:00 <TheRon> chicken sandwich?
52:00 <pandis> shut up you're shit at irc
53:00 <pandis> wooo a million ways to die in the west is out to dl
53:00 <pandis> YES PLS THERON
53:00 <pandis> if u roasted the chicken urself xD
53:00 <TheRon> nah
54:00 <pandis> :)
54:00 <pandis> i was thinkin of buying a coles roast chicken tomoz when i go shoppin
54:00 <pandis> but apparently goin for dinner so waste
54:00 <TheRon> wraps?
58:00 <xm> im concerned about prippit
58:00 <snapper> the boneyard.
58:00 <xm> he jumped through the window with a stash of drugs
59:00 <xm> he doesnt know that's my experimental batch
59:00 <snapper> there has been a disturbance in the boneyard.
59:00 <xm> he may be exposed to fatal radiation
59:00 <snapper> a damning accusation
00:00 <FredFlinstone> I am fuckin back pricks
00:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
00:00 <snapper> who the fuck are you?
00:00 <FredFlinstone> not your fuck buddy
00:00 <FredFlinstone> so fuck off
00:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
00:00 <snapper> wat
00:00 <FredFlinstone> when is the next footy?
00:00 <TheRon> i reckon franklin has a fuck buddy
00:00 <FredFlinstone> tomorrow
00:00 <FredFlinstone> he is abo
01:00 <TheRon> league at 4
01:00 <FredFlinstone> shit good stuff
01:00 <snapper> where is pieter?
01:00 <TheRon> go storm
01:00 <FredFlinstone> see the sites then pub
01:00 <doctor> ate too many taco
01:00 <FredFlinstone> get wrecked
01:00 <TheRon> storm v bulldogs
01:00 <FredFlinstone> I love that player from storm
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01:00 <TheRon> slater?
02:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah
02:00 <doctor> well its about time i struck lucky
02:00 <FredFlinstone> whats his first name?
02:00 <FredFlinstone> the fast guy
02:00 <FredFlinstone> billy
02:00 <TheRon> billy
02:00 <FredFlinstone> I would do him
02:00 <FredFlinstone> right up the clacker
02:00 <TheRon> wouldnt we all
02:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont know
03:00 <FredFlinstone> I am spaeking for myslef
03:00 <TheRon> bit early for mine
03:00 <FredFlinstone> nice aRSE
03:00 <FredFlinstone> seen better
03:00 <FredFlinstone> Mackies is the best
03:00 <FredFlinstone> even better that Carazzo's
04:00 <TheRon> brock mcclean seems like he could take apunding
04:00 <doctor> odd conversation
04:00 <FredFlinstone> oh please
04:00 <bee_girl> TheRon: Missed u last night
04:00 <FredFlinstone> you making me sick now
04:00 <TheRon> nice to know
04:00 <TheRon> why?
04:00 <TheRon> my bad
04:00 <FredFlinstone> stop saying that yankee shit
05:00 <TheRon> you like waites arse
05:00 <FredFlinstone> my abd
05:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck off
05:00 <Nikky`> I didn't miss you last night TheRon..thought you should know
05:00 <FredFlinstone> no
05:00 <FredFlinstone> he hasnt got one
05:00 <TheRon> can't please evryone
05:00 <Nikky`> No, sadly no
05:00 <TheRon> i got a great arse
05:00 <FredFlinstone> you know who takes it at Carlton?
05:00 <FredFlinstone> I know for a fact
05:00 <FredFlinstone> he is bi
05:00 <TheRon> bruce?
06:00 <FredFlinstone> nah lol
06:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck that
06:00 <TheRon> its on offer
06:00 <FredFlinstone> 8 incher
06:00 <FredFlinstone> lachie
06:00 <FredFlinstone> he takes it up the bum
06:00 <TheRon> is that watson bi?
06:00 <bee_girl> Music basically 
06:00 <TheRon> he looks it
06:00 <FredFlinstone> dead
06:00 <FredFlinstone> he is fugly
07:00 <FredFlinstone> who would fuck that?
07:00 <TheRon> he has that look
07:00 <FredFlinstone> of what?
07:00 <pandis> aight himey
07:00 <TheRon> i need more beer
07:00 <FredFlinstone> nah we just bi jobbing
07:00 <FredFlinstone> more red
08:00 <FredFlinstone> I spose bi is gay?
08:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QD5n98R_nk
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mr. Big - To Be With You (Feb 22, 2007) 3:27 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 95,040 likes (98.5%), 1,457 dislikes (1.5%)
08:00 <FredFlinstone> bum sex
08:00 <snapper> they'll find you jonathan. they're probably on their way now.
08:00 <snapper> singing children, jonathan.
08:00 <TheRon> that help bee_girl ?
09:00 <snapper> they're riding animals and singing.
09:00 <FredFlinstone> I feel better after some food
09:00 <bee_girl> Much
09:00 <bee_girl> :)
09:00 <pandis> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/s480x480/10394122_10152798727279416_7831989011007339793_n.jpg?oh=5faeeaffd7e44b6d9e8da902e9a3ebf0&oe=54992E07&__gda__=1422827774_4c507d28a1119995e9761a584fcdac24
09:00 <TheRon> not too early?
09:00 <pandis> ahahahaha
09:00 <pandis> TheRon that iz for u
09:00 <pandis> :P
09:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to mr big
09:00 <pandis> it's a pic
09:00 <pandis> lol
10:00 <pandis> oh
10:00 <FredFlinstone> the fro here
10:00 <FredFlinstone> who next?
11:00 <TheRon> guy sebastian?
12:00 <TheRon> carn port
12:00 <pandis> fuck
12:00 <pandis> dont say his name
13:00 <TheRon> sorry
13:00 <pandis> lols
13:00 <pandis> DONT U EVER BE SORRY! :(
13:00 <pandis> i found a movie to dl and there's no good rip :(
13:00 <TheRon> its a sign of weakness
14:00 <TheRon> bee_girl: you want more than words?
14:00 <bee_girl> Heh
14:00 <TheRon> monfries kick that
15:00 <FredFlinstone> I was thinking Hunters
15:00 <FredFlinstone> I love that band
15:00 <TheRon> good band
15:00 <FredFlinstone> go fuckeres
15:00 <FredFlinstone> I get so harny
15:00 <FredFlinstone> horny too
15:00 <TheRon> fred you watching?
15:00 <FredFlinstone> wathing what?
16:00 <TheRon> freo and port
16:00 <FredFlinstone> oh they on now?
16:00 <TheRon> yes!
16:00 <FredFlinstone> cbf putting the tele on
16:00 <FredFlinstone> its sad
16:00 <FredFlinstone> its on my laptop\
16:00 <TheRon> freo 23 port 14 almost qtr time
16:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
16:00 <FredFlinstone> \
16:00 <FredFlinstone> freo north GF
17:00 <TheRon> one can only hope
17:00 <FredFlinstone> I hate fuckin Port
17:00 <FredFlinstone> fuckin collingshit clones
17:00 <TheRon> should've played in the prison bars this week
17:00 <FredFlinstone> I will connect tv tomoroow
18:00 <FredFlinstone> glad Geelong got beaten
18:00 <FredFlinstone> must be honest
18:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=I-h4A7bF8wQ
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Extreme - Hole Hearted (Nov 22, 2009) 3:29 - Category: Music - - 15,690 likes (98.3%), 272 dislikes (1.7%)
18:00 <TheRon> so ami to be honest
18:00 <FredFlinstone> I was so happy
18:00 <TheRon> didnt think we could beat sydney
18:00 <FredFlinstone> my mums partner supports NOrth
18:00 <Loof> what's that stank
18:00 <Loof> oh Lumeah and Pieter are here
18:00 <Loof> that explains it
19:00 <FredFlinstone> I went to their first premierhsi[
19:00 <FredFlinstone> and ai hate you loof
19:00 <TheRon> first?
19:00 <FredFlinstone> cunt
19:00 <Loof> thought i could smell junky asscrack
19:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
19:00 <FredFlinstone> went the year before too
19:00 <TheRon> 75?
19:00 <FredFlinstone> have a soft spot for north
19:00 <FredFlinstone> and 74
20:00 <TheRon> geez
20:00 <TheRon> my dad was at 63
20:00 <FredFlinstone> had dOUG WADE on the tele
20:00 <FredFlinstone> I was too
20:00 <FredFlinstone> :p
20:00 <TheRon> dear god
20:00 <FredFlinstone> my first GF
20:00 <FredFlinstone> dad took me
20:00 <TheRon> baby?
20:00 <FredFlinstone> I baracked for hawthorn
20:00 <FredFlinstone> I was 8
21:00 <TheRon> teary when crimmons died?
21:00 <knuckles> werd
21:00 <FredFlinstone> no
21:00 <FredFlinstone> the stand before the befgore
21:00 <FredFlinstone> lo
21:00 <knuckles> this fits like an odd glove on my new busted hand.
21:00 <FredFlinstone> doug was playing
21:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ErvgV4P6Fzc
21:00 <FredFlinstone> dennis MARSHALL
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guns N' Roses - Patience (Oct 7, 2009) 6:06 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 222,024 likes (98.2%), 3,983 dislikes (1.8%)
21:00 <FredFlinstone> pOLLY
22:00 <TheRon> i was only born in 79
22:00 <FredFlinstone> YES well I beeen going since I was 4
22:00 <FredFlinstone> I seen it all
22:00 <TheRon> i remember the standing room at kardinia park
22:00 <FredFlinstone> same
23:00 <Loof> heard you turned pro at dumpster diving Pieter
23:00 <Loof> well done loser
23:00 <Loof> all that training has paid off
23:00 <Loof> Pieturd got disownt by his family
24:00 <TheRon> i am mid 30's
24:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
24:00 <FredFlinstone> wrong window
25:00 <TheRon> nope pm just fucks with my tunes
25:00 <knuckles> i herd thars a galden egg in da bin
25:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
25:00 <knuckles> go locke for mi
25:00 <FredFlinstone> i am neadertahol
25:00 <FredFlinstone> so old
25:00 <FredFlinstone> nearly dead lol
26:00 <Loof> Pietard has AIDS
26:00 <TheRon> nah
26:00 <FredFlinstone> so?
26:00 <Loof> he gave it to Lumeah
26:00 <Loof> so generous
26:00 <FredFlinstone> oh  my
26:00 <Loof> he wants to give his AIDS to everyone
26:00 <TheRon> all we need is just a little patience
27:00 <TheRon> icehouse was in ballarat last week
27:00 <FredFlinstone> hot
27:00 <FredFlinstone> great band
27:00 <TheRon> well it was iva davies and people calling themselves icehouse
27:00 <FredFlinstone> so you realise oldies are better
27:00 <FredFlinstone> before was 
27:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck my brain is daed
28:00 <TheRon> i love the beatles,
28:00 <FredFlinstone> Floweres
28:00 <Loof> pieter thinks he's buff LOL @ pieter
28:00 <FredFlinstone> hate themn
28:00 <FredFlinstone> used to
28:00 <FredFlinstone> now I love the Stones
28:00 <TheRon> yeah i know about the name change, there was a band in ireland called flowers
28:00 <Loof> monty burns body
28:00 <FredFlinstone> Flowers
28:00 <FredFlinstone> best I saw was Midnight Oil
28:00 <FredFlinstone> awesomw
29:00 <TheRon> freo 31, pa 14 16.06
29:00 <Loof> pieter working it at the homeless shelter: http://i.imgur.com/kfFJJkj.jpg
29:00 <FredFlinstone> good go freo
29:00 <Loof> uNF
29:00 <FredFlinstone> I wouldt fuck anyone from Freo
29:00 <TheRon> loof you're unbelievable
29:00 <TheRon> UMF
29:00 <TheRon> my mistake
30:00 <FredFlinstone> hes a fuckin tARD
30:00 <TheRiddler> the team or the suburb
30:00 <TheRon> port look gone
30:00 <FredFlinstone> both
30:00 <FredFlinstone> good
30:00 <TheRiddler> or the supporter base?
30:00 <FredFlinstone> whatever
30:00 <FredFlinstone> all fugly
30:00 <TheRiddler> freo is a pretty good place to live
30:00 <FredFlinstone> and
31:00 <TheRiddler> It's near 1 of the best beaches in perth
31:00 <FredFlinstone> I need my back craked ffs
31:00 <FredFlinstone> its rooted
31:00 <TheRon> we don't neer your civil warr
31:00 <TheRiddler> with all the hot girls
31:00 <FredFlinstone> mmm
31:00 <TheRon> need
32:00 <FredFlinstone> I just need a root
32:00 <FredFlinstone> anyone
33:00 <FredFlinstone> past fussy
33:00 <TheRon> my arse has a no entry sign
33:00 <Nikky`> Just exit?
33:00 <FredFlinstone> oh shit no way
33:00 <Nikky`> I think FredFlinstone has had too many drinks.. now getting the drunk horny stage
33:00 <TheRon> well yes!
34:00 <Loof> such a despo
34:00 <TheRon> he's had chardys
34:00 <TheRon> now onto the red
34:00 <Loof> lol @ FredFlinstone
34:00 <Nikky`> Never mix the wine
34:00 <TheRon> bad experience?
35:00 <FredFlinstone> you might be coirect Nikky` 
35:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
35:00 <Loof> gtfo FredFlinstone alco loser
35:00 <TheRon> loof please
35:00 <Loof> drinking is lame
35:00 <TheRon> no need to be an arsehole
35:00 <Loof> cocksucker
35:00 <FredFlinstone> I can mix wine
35:00 <Loof> ass stain
35:00 <Nikky`> I'm always correct
35:00 <FredFlinstone> just I ahdnt eaten
35:00 <Maurice> Yeah drinking is lame, being a fucked up mental patient is much better
35:00 <TheRon> you are
35:00 <FredFlinstone> and tired
35:00 <Nikky`> I am
35:00 <TheRon> being aloof works for some people
36:00 <FredFlinstone> late night last night
36:00 <FredFlinstone> wathching North win
36:00 <FredFlinstone> then up earely
36:00 <FredFlinstone> to go away
36:00 <FredFlinstone> then set up
36:00 <FredFlinstone> fucked
36:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: i'm calling fat lady on freo v port
36:00 <FredFlinstone> I went to visit a frend too
36:00 <FredFlinstone> good
36:00 <TheRon> IT'S OVER!!
36:00 <FredFlinstone> I told you
36:00 <TheRiddler> it's never ogre
36:00 <FredFlinstone> freo for preimiers
37:00 <TheRon> syd freo grand final
37:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
37:00 <FredFlinstone> North
37:00 <TheRon> i called it 3 months ago
37:00 <FredFlinstone> go Roos!
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <FredFlinstone> you shouldnt havent even been in the top four
37:00 <TheRiddler> roos struggled in both finals games
37:00 <FredFlinstone> useles
37:00 <FredFlinstone> they won!
38:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck you your team is where?>
38:00 <TheRon> too be honest the roos should've put geelong away
38:00 <knuckles> hmm
38:00 <Loof> FredFlinstone gtfo, no woman is intersted in your shrivelled contribution
38:00 <knuckles> i wana msg this girl
38:00 <knuckles> and by girl i mean srsly gay guy
38:00 <knuckles> ;D
38:00 <FredFlinstone> they only needed one more goal in the third
38:00 <knuckles> *msgs hey bebe u wana anal my face later?*
38:00 <FredFlinstone> Geelong has had 23 players
38:00 <TheRon> geelong played shit most of the night
39:00 <FredFlinstone> Selwood takes it from the umps for sure
39:00 <TheRon> he puts his head over the ball
39:00 <FredFlinstone> he gets everything
39:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck off
39:00 <FredFlinstone> touch him, its a free!
39:00 <FredFlinstone> untouchable
39:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vygQZ9hYqyE
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guns N' Roses - You Could Be Mine - Official Video HD (1080p) (Sep 25, 2011) 5:43 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 5,289 likes (99.2%), 42 dislikes (0.8%)
40:00 <FredFlinstone> and hes ugly
40:00 <TheRon> if people are gonna tackle his head
40:00 <FredFlinstone> he puts it there
40:00 <FredFlinstone> deliberatley
40:00 <TheRon> so
40:00 <FredFlinstone> like Bartel
40:00 <Nikky`> blah blah blah
40:00 <FredFlinstone> gets the frees
40:00 <FredFlinstone> thomas got nothing
40:00 <FredFlinstone> was so apparent
40:00 <TheRon> chris judd never gets frees
41:00 <FredFlinstone> not many
41:00 <FredFlinstone> he used to get none
41:00 <TheRiddler> maybe a acting oscar
41:00 <TheRiddler> he gets free chicken wings
41:00 <FredFlinstone> anyway Selwood is a good footabller but gets too many easy frees
41:00 <TheRon> selwood gets frees because he's always around the ball
41:00 <FredFlinstone> its fucked
42:00 <knuckles> hmm
42:00 <FredFlinstone> like Geelong has had an armchair ride this yeat
42:00 <FredFlinstone> 23 players
42:00 <TheRon> yeah right
42:00 <knuckles> TheRon do you drink any imports?
42:00 <FredFlinstone> its true
42:00 <TheRon> is little creatures an import?
42:00 <FredFlinstone> fucked em in the arse last night I was so happy
42:00 <FredFlinstone> pack of poofs
43:00 <TheRon> everyone was happy
43:00 <TheRon> north will get smashed
43:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder who has recieved most frees this year
43:00 <TheRon> selwood
43:00 <FredFlinstone> I didnt mind geelong but the prick behind us whinges all night all frees where for geeelong
43:00 <TheRon> deserved every single one of them
43:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah right
43:00 <FredFlinstone> tosser
44:00 <FredFlinstone> the Umps love Geebangers
44:00 <FredFlinstone> both gay
44:00 <FredFlinstone> Tommahawk must be gay
44:00 <TheRon> you tell him that\
44:00 <TheRon> see what happens
44:00 <FredFlinstone> he loosk it
45:00 <FredFlinstone> I am over Geelomg
45:00 <TheRon> next season mate
45:00 <TheRon> freo scored another
45:00 <FredFlinstone> so glad they got what they seserved
45:00 <FredFlinstone> out in straight sets
45:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah whatever
45:00 <TheRon> and carlton?
46:00 <FredFlinstone> we still got Mick
46:00 <FredFlinstone> so who fuckin knows
46:00 <FredFlinstone> you been saYING all year cut!
46:00 <FredFlinstone> like the rest
46:00 <FredFlinstone> we got nothing to cut
47:00 <FredFlinstone> and that fuckin dipshit SimaB
47:00 <FredFlinstone> sIMBA
47:00 <TheRon> i could make some cuts
47:00 <FredFlinstone> KNOWS FUCKIN NOUGHT
47:00 <TheRiddler> joel selwood leads frees for with 68
47:00 <FredFlinstone> OH PLEAse ffsa
47:00 <TheRiddler> followed by marc murphy
47:00 <FredFlinstone> of course TheRiddler \\
47:00 <TheRiddler> then Nathan Jones
48:00 <TheRon> all players with the head over the ball
48:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
48:00 <FredFlinstone> sorry
48:00 <TheRon> marc murphy??
48:00 <FredFlinstone> selwood gets em cos hes selwood
48:00 <FredFlinstone> murphys a poof
48:00 <TheRon> and the ball is thereabouts
48:00 <FredFlinstone> hes too cute for a footballert
49:00 <Nikky`> Hmmm
49:00 <FredFlinstone> I wouldnt touch his arse
49:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: frees against??
50:00 <TheRiddler> Matthew Lobbe
50:00 <TheRiddler> Will Minson
50:00 <TheRon> wow, the ruckman
50:00 <TheRiddler> Lance Franklin
50:00 <TheRiddler> of course
50:00 <Nikky`> So anywho..how are you Owen ltns
50:00 <FredFlinstone> lanve is gay
50:00 <FredFlinstone> so says TheRon 
50:00 <TheRon> should frees against rucks really count
50:00 <TheRon> most of them are bullshit
50:00 <TheRiddler> probably not
50:00 <FredFlinstone> ARE THEY frees?
50:00 <FredFlinstone> hmmm
50:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
51:00 <TheRon> umpires have no about the ruck
51:00 <FredFlinstone> we know
51:00 <TheRiddler> tho will minsons does give away alot of frees not in the ruck contest
51:00 <FredFlinstone> I remember ewhen ruck was ruxk\
52:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uIXV0cir4-E
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: AC/DC-Its a long way to the top (if you want to rock n roll) (Dec 7, 2009) 5:21 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 4,460 likes (97.5%), dislikes (2.5%)
52:00 <TheRon> bon scott ruled
53:00 <FredFlinstone> he did
53:00 <FredFlinstone> you would never have seen him\
53:00 <TheRon> too young
53:00 <TheRiddler> Joel selwood is 2nd in clearences behind Tom Liberatore
53:00 <FredFlinstone> they travelled all our schools
53:00 <TheRon> would've been awesome
53:00 <FredFlinstone> it was
54:00 <TheRon> hows malcom doing?
54:00 <FredFlinstone> l;ast concert I saw WAS when they were laST HERE was grat
54:00 <FredFlinstone> hes ok
54:00 <FredFlinstone> getting better
54:00 <FredFlinstone> methinks
54:00 <TheRon> good
55:00 <FredFlinstone> geez it was a great concert
55:00 <FredFlinstone> and so many tits
55:00 <FredFlinstone> woohooo
55:00 <TheRon> would've been rows of the tits out
55:00 <FredFlinstone> big ones
55:00 <FredFlinstone> mmmmmmm
55:00 <FredFlinstone> love big tits
56:00 <TheRon> dont we all
56:00 <FredFlinstone> not everyone
56:00 <TheRon> how could they not
57:00 <FredFlinstone> I dunno but they do
57:00 <FredFlinstone> mate of mine likes small tits
58:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=y3lvCa5RNZI
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: AC DC Jailbreak Original Bon Scott Version 1976 YouTube (Dec 12, 2012) 4:16 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 1,376 likes (98.6%), 20 dislikes (1.4%)
58:00 <TheRon> jaaaaaaailbreeeak
58:00 <FredFlinstone> ah well we arent all the same
58:00 <FredFlinstone> yes!
58:00 <FredFlinstone> I got the Hunters on
58:00 <FredFlinstone> true believers
58:00 <FredFlinstone> when they were at Sydeny
58:00 <TheRon> when the river runs dry, i will return to the scene of the crime
59:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
00:00 <FredFlinstone> oh shit I drank a bottle of white and red
00:00 <TheRiddler> maybe he's really closet pedo
00:00 <TheRon> scenes from an italian restaurnat
00:00 <FredFlinstone> and still ok thats weird
00:00 <FredFlinstone> so quiet here
01:00 <FredFlinstone> I hear a dog barking
01:00 <FredFlinstone> thate it
01:00 <TheRon> the dogs are talkign
01:00 <FredFlinstone> they must be
01:00 <TheRon> jaaail break!!!
01:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
02:00 <FredFlinstone> break your aRSE!
02:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AxRIa-KySc
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Angels - No Secrets (Apr 5, 2010) 4:21 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 712 likes (97.9%), 15 dislikes (2.1%)
04:00 <TheRon> my arse is like a delicate flower
04:00 <FredFlinstone> YEAH RIGHT
04:00 <FredFlinstone>  a rose
04:00 <FredFlinstone> with prickles
04:00 <TheRon> doc neeson?
05:00 <FredFlinstone> shit yeah next
05:00 <TheRon> can you please tell me what the time is
06:00 <FredFlinstone> Holy Grail!
06:00 <FredFlinstone> woohoo
06:00 <TheRon> say goodbye
06:00 <FredFlinstone> 9.06pm
06:00 <TheRon> i know, it's in the song
06:00 <FredFlinstone> cum fuck me 
06:00 <TheRon> no!
06:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
06:00 <FredFlinstone> I wanst meaning you
06:00 <TheRon> maybe bee_girl is up for it
07:00 <TheRon> could be wrong
07:00 <FredFlinstone> as long as she does all the work
07:00 <bee_girl> Yawn!
07:00 <FredFlinstone> not in the mood for workig
07:00 <FredFlinstone> tired
07:00 <FredFlinstone> just bang me
07:00 <TheRon> davis cup today, what happened?
08:00 <FredFlinstone> thats my surnam,e
08:00 <FredFlinstone> who fuckin cares\
08:00 <TheRon> good to know
08:00 <TheRon> davis is like smith
08:00 <FredFlinstone> that shit prly played
08:00 <FredFlinstone> spewitt\]
08:00 <FredFlinstone> I haTE HIM
08:00 <TheRon> dead rubbers tomorrow?
09:00 <FredFlinstone> I have some rubbers here
09:00 <FredFlinstone> just in case
09:00 <TheRon> you write in pencil?
09:00 <FredFlinstone> I have too much lead
10:00 <TheRon> a girl might get lead pisoning
10:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
10:00 <TheRon> poisoning
10:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
10:00 <TheRon> beers
10:00 <FredFlinstone> I am going allright for what I have drunk dont you think?
10:00 <TheRon> bloody oath
10:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
10:00 <TheRon> you can still type
10:00 <FredFlinstone> surprised myself
11:00 <FredFlinstone> I can
11:00 <TheRon> what are the neighbours doing?
11:00 <FredFlinstone> nothig
11:00 <FredFlinstone> boring
11:00 <TheRon> weak bastards
11:00 <FredFlinstone> quiet As
11:00 <FredFlinstone> i KNOW
11:00 <FredFlinstone> thought I might get a fuck here
11:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
12:00 <TheRon> bound to be someone around with an open flask
12:00 <FredFlinstone> its like I am out in the bush
12:00 <TheRon> damn
12:00 <TheRon> im on beer 9
12:00 <FredFlinstone> woot
12:00 <FredFlinstone> I am nealry finished second bottle of weimw
13:00 <TheRon> is there a fucked up 10pm rule there??
13:00 <FredFlinstone> well visitors must be gone by that time
14:00 <FredFlinstone> so maybe yes lol
14:00 <TheRon> fucked up
14:00 <FredFlinstone> truew]
14:00 <FredFlinstone> that whn the fun starts
15:00 <TheRon> hello ladies, open for business!
15:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
15:00 <Fez> Breasts
15:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: is working on it
16:00 <knuckles> ahaha my mum is so funny
16:00 <knuckles> her neighbours
16:00 <knuckles> have this palm tree and i remember from when i lived there we'd throw the palm bits back over the fence
16:00 <knuckles> and i go to her then Why dont you just take the ones from your side and line them up on their driveway and see what happens?
16:00 <knuckles> and she goes, TheRon 
17:00 <knuckles> "I'd already thought of that."
17:00 <knuckles> hahaha
17:00 <TheRon> lol
17:00 <knuckles> she said she just dumps them by their letterbox
17:00 <knuckles> poor thing man she's over 60 uno
18:00 <TheRon> bee_girl: jimmy barnes and the tin lids??
18:00 <knuckles> bee_girl is back
18:00 <knuckles> i reckon u two r gonna gets marrieds
18:00 <TheRon> she is
18:00 <bee_girl> Ooh yes
18:00 <bee_girl> What's it again?
19:00 <TheRon> i want a woman that will get me beers while i sit on my arse and watch sport
19:00 <TheRon> too much to ask?
19:00 <bee_girl> Really?
19:00 <TheRon> yes!
20:00 <bee_girl> Only if I can sit on ur face while u so that 
20:00 <TheRon> who's gonna get me cans?
20:00 <knuckles> w33d
20:00 <knuckles> i would
20:00 <knuckles> but ur not like my neighbour or somethin
20:00 <knuckles> huhu
21:00 <TheRon> listen woman, not during the footy!!
22:00 <bee_girl> Why did I think u were a chic theron?
22:00 <bee_girl> Jesus
22:00 <TheRon> huh?
22:00 <bee_girl> I did
23:00 <knuckles> oh man why did i just imitate liam neeson then
23:00 <TheRon> do you like barnest=y and chisel?
23:00 <knuckles> keep forgetin my hand is broken aaaaaaaahahaha
23:00 <knuckles> o shit
23:00 <knuckles> u guys keep at it :P
23:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=RZrfG9P6_D0
24:00 <bee_girl> So ur a bloke huh?
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Paul Kelly - To Her Door (Nov 20, 2006) 3:07 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 1,501 likes (97.3%), 41 dislikes (2.7%)
24:00 <bee_girl> Just so I have it straight
24:00 <bee_girl> Oh I love this song
24:00 <TheRon> i'm pretty simple
24:00 <bee_girl> Tell me!!
24:00 <bee_girl> I need to know
25:00 <TheRon> yes?
25:00 <knuckles>  SHE NEED TO KNOW BRO
25:00 <TheRon> whats the bloody question?
25:00 <TheRon> i cleaned that up did you notice?
26:00 <Nikky`> TheRon is male
26:00 <TheRon> well done
26:00 <Nikky`> Acts girly but male
26:00 <Nikky`> :P
26:00 <TheRon> at times yes
26:00 <bee_girl> Oh fuxk
26:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=e69wQsfrbSU
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Throw your arms around me - Hunters & Collectors (May 30, 2008) 4:03 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - likes (97.9%), dislikes (2.1%) 28 dislikes (2.1%)
27:00 <TheRon> i read
27:00 <bee_girl> I probably wouldn't have said I missed u tonight or said I missed u last night in #
27:00 <TheRon> well the sports pages
27:00 <bee_girl> Oh c'mon give me the vedder version
27:00 <bee_girl> Much better
27:00 <TheRon> bs
27:00 <bee_girl> He goes 155 places 
28:00 <TheRon> humters is better
28:00 <bee_girl> Oft
28:00 <bee_girl> Pft
28:00 <bee_girl> Ducking autocorrect
28:00 <bee_girl> Argh!
28:00 <TheRon> fudge
29:00 <bee_girl> Hrm
29:00 <bee_girl> So 
29:00 <Lumeah> haha
29:00 <Lumeah> my auto correct doesn't have the word fuck
29:00 <bee_girl> Lol lumee. ... What?!? :)
29:00 <TheRon> i like eddie vedder and pearl jam but nothing beats the original
29:00 <bee_girl> Oh come on
29:00 <TheRon> nope
30:00 <bee_girl> Now I'm going to have to find my favourite version for u
30:00 <TheRon> neil finn?
30:00 <bee_girl> Vedder I tells ya
30:00 <Fez> B girl
30:00 <TheRon> i am slightly biased against covers
31:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=F5JaDPHbFs4
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Screaming Jets Better (Oct 8, 2009) 4:41 - Category: Music - 529,066 - 1,836 likes (97.7%), 43 dislikes (2.3%)
31:00 <TheRon> love this song
31:00 <bee_girl> Reminds me of roller skating
31:00 <TheRon> you sketed
32:00 <TheRon> i dj'd for the night once at roller skating i haad a ball
32:00 <TheRon> fuck everyone else but i had a good time
33:00 <bee_girl> Ahh good times
33:00 <bee_girl> I was 13
33:00 <TheRon> indeed
33:00 <FredFlinstone> i NAM TIRED
33:00 <TheRon> i think i played hanson
33:00 <TheRon> it was a while ago
33:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck noi
33:00 <bee_girl> U know what to do FredFlinstone 
33:00 <FredFlinstone> tell me
34:00 <bee_girl> I saw mmm boo on rage not ther long ago 
34:00 <bee_girl> Go to Ned? 
34:00 <bee_girl> Bed too
34:00 <FredFlinstone> thats it
34:00 <FredFlinstone> but I am holidays
34:00 <knuckles> i saw boo+b
34:00 <FredFlinstone> need to partay
34:00 <knuckles> and thought of you bee_girl :P
35:00 <TheRon> you realise the bloke out of screaming jets is in those nicobate ads?
35:00 <TheRon> i am me
35:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ueRLZWhbpsY
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Noiseworks - Take Me Back (Apr 27, 2012) 0 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 475 likes (98.1%), 9 dislikes (1.9%)
36:00 <TheRon> fuck me, freo 54 pa 50
36:00 <FredFlinstone> oh shit I gonna be poleaxed
36:00 <TheRon> excellent
36:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
37:00 <FredFlinstone> second bottle of red
37:00 <TheRon> your on holiday who gives a shit
37:00 <FredFlinstone> thats too much
37:00 <FredFlinstone> not me
37:00 <TheRon> grab a greasy burger tomorrow
37:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
37:00 <FredFlinstone> tonight?
37:00 <FredFlinstone> mmmmm
38:00 <FredFlinstone> ah fuck me back needs to crack
38:00 <FredFlinstone> turn a blind eye
38:00 <TheRon> i got a knee like that
38:00 <bee_girl> So ur a boy huh
38:00 <FredFlinstone> I fell over
38:00 <FredFlinstone> when I was pissed
38:00 <TheRon> my penis would say yes
38:00 <FredFlinstone> cnt remeber
38:00 <FredFlinstone> oh please
39:00 <FredFlinstone> tmi
39:00 <Picard> ello
39:00 <Picard> goooooo freooooooo
39:00 <TheRon> port in front
39:00 <bee_girl> How's the mrs picard?
39:00 <Picard> ok bee_girl
39:00 <slower> ron i thought you said port was gone?
39:00 <Picard> TheRon really?
39:00 <Picard> score?
39:00 <bee_girl> And u?
39:00 <TheRon> yes!
39:00 <FredFlinstone> port in fronmt?
39:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck off
39:00 <Picard> im not watching
39:00 <Picard> fuck port
40:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0DYVyJrmns4
40:00 <Picard> toothless supporter cunts
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Daryl Braithwaite - As The Days Go By (Nov 25, 2013) 4:12 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 110 likes (97.3%), 3 dislikes (2.7%)
40:00 <FredFlinstone> you told me it was all over thhero
40:00 <TheRon> i know, maybe i was wrong
40:00 <FredFlinstone> MAYBE
40:00 <Picard> im ok bee_girl
40:00 <TheRon> yes maybe
40:00 <Picard> yourself?
41:00 <bee_girl> Good
41:00 <Bert187> Hi bee_girl i am Bert187 im 31
41:00 <Picard> umpires are shit TheRon?
41:00 <bee_girl> Just burnt m me first batch of honey joys 
41:00 <TheRon> always
41:00 <bee_girl> Yay for u beet
41:00 <bee_girl> Bert187: 
41:00 <Picard> few mates are going off on facebook
41:00 <Bert187> i spend most my day on irc
42:00 <TheRon> my unlce directed the umpires in the riverena, its interesting watching the footy with him
42:00 <Picard> im sure
42:00 <Bert187> nice to meet u bee_girl
42:00 <Bert187> cya later
42:00 <TheRon> bye
42:00 <bee_girl> Bye
43:00 <bee_girl> Where's everyone going?
43:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=M0pWejAnLUQ
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Slice of Heaven - Dave Dobbyn (Mar 19, 2007) 4:11 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 3,314 likes (97.4%), 90 dislikes (2.6%)
44:00 <knuckles> out for a cig
44:00 <bee_girl> Ahhh
44:00 <TheRon> love this song
44:00 <Picard> prison
44:00 <slinky_J> im just not used to that nick yet
44:00 <bee_girl> Slinky
44:00 <Picard> how dare u use that nick u prick
44:00 <slinky_J> lolz
44:00 <slinky_J> um
44:00 <Picard> knux is a good bloke, u are not
44:00 <slinky_J> talked to him on fb before about it
44:00 <slinky_J> all good.
45:00 <slinky_J> he has the pw he ever wants to use it
45:00 <TheRon> her look shines over my horizon, she's a slice of heaven yeah
45:00 <slinky_J> fk am I explaining shit to Picard for
46:00 <Picard> because u respect me.
46:00 <Picard> :)
46:00 <slinky_J> true
46:00 <Picard> no i havnt
46:00 <Picard> show me
46:00 <slinky_J> oh man
46:00 <Owen> I respect you, motherfucker.
46:00 <slinky_J> i didnt save it
46:00 <Picard> useless cunt
46:00 <slinky_J> next time he's on ill ask for it again
46:00 <Picard> ok
46:00 <Picard> hot?
46:00 <Picard> lmfao
46:00 <slinky_J> LMFAO
47:00 <Bert187> theres a bit of cum hanging from ur ear Picard
47:00 <slinky_J> and he gives ppl shit hahahahaha
47:00 <TheRon> go port
47:00 <slinky_J> go down on her port ;)
47:00 <Picard> Lish
47:00 <TheRon> look for that pearl
47:00 <Picard> same
47:00 <slinky_J> yup
48:00 <slinky_J> do my best ;)
48:00 <Lish> Hi
48:00 <FredFlinstone> so has freo on?
48:00 <FredFlinstone> won
49:00 <Bert187> IRC is a good place to pick up cling ons
49:00 <slinky_J> :P
49:00 <Picard> lol
49:00 <Picard> anyone been watching big brother?
50:00 <Bert187> nope
50:00 <Bert187> its just people looking for fame
50:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xvaEJzoaYZk
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steve Earle - Copperhead Road (Oct 6, 2009) 4:31 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - likes (96.9%), 1,537 dislikes (3.1%)
50:00 <Picard> no shit?
50:00 <Bert187> i hope the pre digested protien shakes go hard in there bowels
51:00 <Picard> i see its the same as last year, token gay guy,blonde barbie, annoying slut,geek
51:00 <TheRon> bee_girl: i do the old desk tap to this song
52:00 <Picard> i hope that filthy indian chokes on her shake
53:00 <TheRon> you can smell the whiskey bruning down copperhead road
53:00 <bee_girl> Goodness me
53:00 <Picard> really?
53:00 <bee_girl> Ur like my
53:00 <bee_girl> Personal jukebox 
53:00 <FredFlinstone> score?
53:00 <TheRon> sorry
53:00 <bee_girl> It's great!
53:00 <Picard> what about khai san
53:00 <Bert187> are u a virgin bee_girl ?
53:00 <TheRon> port by 2 at 3 qtr time
53:00 <FredFlinstone> shit
54:00 <TheRon> bee_girl: i dont even like country music
55:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Jj4nJ1YEAp4
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kenny Rogers - The Gambler [Original Video-Edit] 1978 (May 19, 2012) 3:32 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 14,033 likes (97.5%), 354 dislikes (2.5%)
55:00 <bee_girl> Lol
55:00 <Picard> TheRon
55:00 <TheRon> i love the gambler
55:00 <Picard> legendary song
56:00 <Picard> johnny cash????
56:00 <TheRon> freo by 4
56:00 <TheRon> some
56:00 <Bert187> TheRon are you a virgin?
56:00 <Picard> ring of fire is my request for matthew
56:00 <TheRon> an arse virgin yes
56:00 <Picard> lol nuh
57:00 <TheRon> folsum prison blues?
57:00 <Bert187> are u hinting u want a fuck in the arse?
57:00 <Picard> good song
57:00 <Bert187> hehe
57:00 <TheRon> fuck no
57:00 <Bert187> ill shut up b4 i ruin u guys chat hahaha
57:00 <Picard> yeah fuck off
58:00 <Bert187> hahaha Picard
58:00 <Bert187> Picard is a virgin
58:00 <bee_girl> Take the pistachios away'
58:00 <Picard> lmfao
58:00 <TheRon> freo by 10
58:00 <Bert187> ur picking on coz im black
59:00 <Picard> no, i hate everyone equally
59:00 <TheRon> bet bet bet you're bleck
59:00 <Bert187> anyway im going to lay back in bed and watch a movie called 'the double'
00:00 <Bert187> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1825157/
00:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: The Double (2013) - 6.7/10 of 13,927 votes - Stars: Jesse Eisenberg, Mia Wasikowska, Wallace Shawn - Rated: Rated R for language - Runtime: 1hr 33mins - Genre: Drama, Thriller - Release Date: 4 April 2014 (UK)
00:00 <TheRon> bee_girl: me and you do isalnds in the stream at karoke one time
00:00 <Picard> i picked you more a brokeback mountain guy
00:00 <bee_girl> Hehhe!
00:00 <Bert187> ahahaha Picard
01:00 <Picard> :)
02:00 <slinky_J> lumez
03:00 <Picard> speaking of pigs, hello Lumeah
03:00 <slinky_J> bee_girl
04:00 <slinky_J> watch this
04:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEHm50s2ud0
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Croods Belt's Da Da Daa (Jul 6, 2013) 0:03 - Category: Film & Animation - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 36 likes (90%), 4 dislikes (10%)
04:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Jj4nJ1YEAp4
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kenny Rogers - The Gambler [Original Video-Edit] 1978 (May 19, 2012) 3:32 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 14,033 likes (97.5%), 354 dislikes (2.5%)
04:00 <slinky_J> oh no not that one!
04:00 <slinky_J> dont click it!!!!!!!
04:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ssCL292DQA
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eric Carmen - Hungry Eyes (Jan 25, 2014) 3:50 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - likes (97.8%), dislikes (2.2%)
05:00 <Bert187> ive got first dibs on bee_girl
05:00 <Bert187> shotgun
05:00 <TheRon> freo by 4
05:00 <Bert187> rofl
06:00 <Bert187> cmon someone tell us a joke
06:00 <Bert187> i neeed to laffz
06:00 <bee_girl> Oh dirty snacking
06:00 <Bert187> wb bee_girl
06:00 <bee_girl> Lol
07:00 <bee_girl> Dancing
07:00 <Picard> * bee_girl has quit IRC (Client exited)
07:00 <Picard> <Bert187> ive got first dibs on bee_girl
07:00 <Picard> lolllllllllllllll
07:00 <bee_girl> Jesus
07:00 <Bert187> that comment should make her paranoid
07:00 <Picard> u better look out
07:00 <bee_girl> Keen
07:00 <TheRon> a pony walks into a bar and orders a drink, the barman says" whats wrong with your voice?" the pony says "i'm just a little horse!"
07:00 <Picard> lol TheRon
07:00 <Bert187> go the ponyyy
08:00 <slinky_J> nobody has first dibs on me
08:00 <slinky_J> NOPONY!
08:00 <TheRon> port by 9
08:00 <slinky_J> ahaheuahehuhu
08:00 <Picard> a grasshooper walks into a bar, the barman says "we have a drink named after you" grasshopper says what"kevin" 
08:00 <Bert187> im a computer programmer im making a database of jokes
09:00 <Picard> porn is better
09:00 <TheRon> a horse walks into a bar and th ebarman says "why the long face?"
09:00 <Bert187> yer i was thinkin about making a pornsite Picard
09:00 <slinky_J> A frog walks into a bar
09:00 <Picard> frogs hop.
09:00 <slinky_J> oops
09:00 <slinky_J> An aboriginal with a frog on his head walks into a bar
10:00 <slinky_J> The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't allow your kind in here."
10:00 <slinky_J> and the frog replies "Sorry man, this is just some shit I stepped in on my way in!"
10:00 <slinky_J> xD
10:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=AVi4PUx8bXk
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Patrick Swayze - She's Like The Wind (Sep 14, 2008) 3:54 - Category: Music - 11,268,200 - 49,052 likes (99.1%), 451 dislikes (0.9%)
10:00 <TheRon> too early?
11:00 <Bert187> ok thank you for the one line jokes im going now to watch this movie i keep saying im watching
11:00 <Bert187> cheerio IRCers
11:00 <bee_girl> Lol
11:00 <bee_girl> That sounds way dirtier than it is
11:00 <TheRon> is that code??
12:00 <bee_girl> One would think!
12:00 <Owen> go port?
12:00 <TheRon> patrick swayze really can't sing
12:00 <Owen> Well, no. He's dead.
12:00 <TheRon> der
13:00 <Picard> not now, he is dead
13:00 <bee_girl> Lol
13:00 <bee_girl> Theron I think I love you
13:00 <FredFlinstone> so pissed
13:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=AVi4PUx8bXk
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Patrick Swayze - She's Like The Wind (Sep 14, 2008) 3:54 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - likes (99.1%), 451 dislikes (0.9%)
14:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJYSu2OVCGM
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I Think I Love You - Partridge Family (Dec 13, 2007) 3:50 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 8,297 likes (96.9%), 264 dislikes (3.1%)
14:00 <bee_girl> Ooh foster
14:00 <bee_girl> Oh fuck!
14:00 <bee_girl> Foxtel
14:00 <Picard> score?
15:00 <TheRon> port by 10
15:00 <Picard> fucken
15:00 <TheRon> 7 mins to go
15:00 <slinky_J> man i love the place nextdoor
16:00 <slinky_J> neighbours own the lot so they kept the old cottage aswell
16:00 <slinky_J> reminds me of Burra
16:00 <slinky_J> been to Burra Picard?
17:00 <Picard> yes
17:00 <Picard> drove through once on my way to Clare
17:00 <Picard> they have a wind farm there?
18:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXwUVRkRYj4
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE FOUR TOPS - Reach Out, I'll Be There (1966) (Nov 9, 2013) 3:25 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - likes (97.5%), 36 dislikes (2.5%)
20:00 <TheRon> yes! port by 10
20:00 <TheRon> 4 mins to go
21:00 <slinky_J> think i might dl dances with wolves
21:00 <slinky_J> if theres a brray
21:00 <slinky_J> i got Wyatt Earpp on brray :P
21:00 <TheRon> apocolypse now??
22:00 <slinky_J> got that on dvd
22:00 <slinky_J> Redux version
22:00 <slinky_J> classic
22:00 <slinky_J> that Full Metal Jacket, love war films man
22:00 <slinky_J> The Killing Fields is one you should see if you havent already
23:00 <Owen> Port have got it.
23:00 <Owen> 17 points up
23:00 <Owen> :P
23:00 <Owen> Nice.
23:00 <TheRon> seen it
23:00 <Picard> fuck port
23:00 <TheRon> sam waterston
23:00 <Owen> Freo out in straight sets
23:00 <Picard> Lyon cant coach finals
23:00 <TheRon> port by 17
23:00 <Owen> Love it when Freo lose.
23:00 <Picard> he chokes
24:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO076n2VXuY
24:00 <slinky_J> haha wtf
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince Boom Shake the Room (Oct 27, 2013) 3:46 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 945 likes (97.1%), 28 dislikes (2.9%)
24:00 <slinky_J> my mate will fix my laptop brand new for valium
24:00 <slinky_J> xD
24:00 <slinky_J> i was worried about the cost of paying beforehand
25:00 <TheRon> its gone port win
25:00 <Owen> fuck valium
25:00 <Owen> who wants to be zonked like that?
25:00 <slinky_J> me right now
26:00 <slinky_J> had a nice glass red, couple vals, swimming in delight.
27:00 <bee_girl> Don't cals send u
27:00 <bee_girl> To sleep?
28:00 <bee_girl> I'd be zonked
29:00 <Picard> fucken port
29:00 <FredFlinstone>  musicj tpp ;od lolk
30:00 <slinky_J> no
30:00 <slinky_J> i grouned two vals and half a seroquel
30:00 <slinky_J> to get stoned
30:00 <slinky_J> :P
30:00 <bee_girl> Stoned?
30:00 <slinky_J> same feeling as stoned
30:00 <slinky_J> put a smidge in the wine, drink it slow
30:00 <slinky_J> nice and relaxed
31:00 <milk> yeah, there is 17 Chinese Government spies on the East end of Windan bridge who just called the cops on me for being on their turf
31:00 <Owen> I'm enjoying just being on basic anti-depressants of late. I'd hate to be on anything that zonked me around
31:00 <slinky_J> yer
31:00 <slinky_J> Owen I'm on cymbalta
31:00 <slinky_J> rid me of my MDD
31:00 <slinky_J> but ocd still beats the shit out of me from time to time.
32:00 <Owen> I have nfi what that is
32:00 <slinky_J> so doing this just takes a chunk of it away
32:00 <Owen> I'm on Eforex.
32:00 <slinky_J> major depressive dissorder
32:00 <slinky_J> havent had that
32:00 <slinky_J> have had Effexor
32:00 <Picard> you are a fuck head
32:00 <slinky_J> go fuck yourself fat man, this isnt your conversation.
33:00 <Picard> shut your mouth u drug fucked cunt
33:00 <slinky_J> I wouldn't trade you my two mental illnesses for a billion dollars, I care about you that much. So don't be so rude to me.
33:00 <Picard> lol
34:00 <Picard> mental illness is an excuse for the weak
34:00 <FredFlinstone> they aRE BOTIN FUCVK FUCKES
34:00 <FredFlinstone>  HERE
34:00 <FredFlinstone> \
35:00 <Saemon> slinky_J i got my people out lookin for you cunt
35:00 <Saemon> gave me a fake address you pussy
35:00 <Saemon> watch your back on the streets of adelaide cunt
36:00 <Maurice> Good lord
36:00 <Maurice> Just shut up
36:00 <Saemon> lol im just mucking around ^_^
36:00 <Picard> Saemon the hero
36:00 <Maurice> Nobody thinks you're tough when you're hiding behind other people
38:00 <Thoth> Ya'll cunts cunting with cunces, cunt
39:00 <doctor> sounds too complicated
39:00 <slinky_J> You want to know the problem with you Picard
40:00 <slinky_J> and millions like you?
40:00 <Thoth> I don't
40:00 <slinky_J> And it's not your fault
40:00 <slinky_J> you're expected to do what you do every day
40:00 <slinky_J> that's cool man, I respect that, a lot.
40:00 <slower> its realy sad when in this day and age, whenever there is a problem,instead of addressing the issue, pills seem to be the answer
41:00 <slinky_J> but you can't, and will never have the time or capacity to comprehend what it's like for us
41:00 <doctor> Thankyou Picard. You may not hear this very often, but thankyou
41:00 <slinky_J> you can't sympathise
41:00 <slinky_J> you can pretend to empathise
42:00 <slinky_J> and even if I kidnapped you, say, and held you in a shed for ten years. Never saying a word to you, leaving you begging for me to talk to you that once a week I'd come in and five you food and water ... you'd still be no closer to understanding.
42:00 <FredFlinstone> i as SKED TO TURN DOWN NMUSIDC\
42:00 <slinky_J> People like you're holding us back.
42:00 <Picard> us?
42:00 <slinky_J> Mental Illness is like cancer.
43:00 <slinky_J> it kills people
43:00 <slinky_J> you disrespectful person.
43:00 <FredFlinstone> CAN A you belive that?
43:00 <Saemon> oscar pistories deserves death penalty
43:00 <doctor> i probably a hundred of those things
43:00 <slinky_J> I live in a world, so torn by idealism
43:00 <slinky_J> ravaged by hate
43:00 <slinky_J> raped for love
43:00 <Picard> slinky_J you are a drug fucked violent loser. you are this way because you made the choice not to make anything of yourself in life. you can rant and point the finger at others but you have no one to blame other than your sorry fucked up self.
44:00 <slinky_J> I'm becomming confused, doctor..
44:00 <Picard> doctor why are u thanking me?
44:00 <slinky_J> that's just it Picard, you're uninformed
44:00 <slinky_J> and you don't care to be informed
44:00 <slinky_J> as long as you can take yourself to Thailand, a very cheap holiday I must say, with your wife. You're happy.
45:00 <Picard> i dont care for those who dont want to help themselves
45:00 <slinky_J> The Farmer has no reason to fear the pigs long as they are fed.
45:00 <Picard> those who want pity from others 
45:00 <slinky_J> we don't want pity
45:00 <slinky_J> nobody wants pity.
45:00 <Picard> everyone has choices, you just made the wrong ones
45:00 <doctor> you've sacrificed so much of yourself for all those in your life who are entirely ungrateful
46:00 <slinky_J> we just would like people like you to appreciate the effort we all put in to living.
46:00 <Picard> id prefer u put no effort in and neck yaself
46:00 <doctor> but I realise, it aint easy being the captain picard
46:00 <slinky_J> every ten seconds somebody attenpts suicide.
46:00 <Picard> doctor why are u taking the piss?
46:00 <slinky_J> is that how you truly feel Picard?
47:00 <Picard> slinky_J pity thed didnt succeed
47:00 <doctor> im not taking the piss
47:00 <slinky_J> succeed in what?
47:00 <Picard> if you make the easy choice so doit
47:00 <Picard> suicide
47:00 <slinky_J> fuck suicide
47:00 <slinky_J> you get the pig farmer analogy?
47:00 <slinky_J> you see the political side to it?
48:00 <slinky_J> You live the fucking dream man..
48:00 <Picard> stop ranting
48:00 <Zade> slinky_J will live til 110
48:00 <Picard> i am living the dream
48:00 <slinky_J> and most of what you do is come on irc and put people down!
48:00 <slinky_J> just like Skirmish, only he tries harder.
48:00 <Picard> i speak the truth, u just cant handle it
48:00 <slinky_J> nah my man
48:00 <slinky_J> you're oblivious.
49:00 <Picard> you are beneath me slinky_J, i lower form of life
49:00 <Picard> a*
49:00 <slinky_J> I am beneath you
49:00 <Picard> correct
49:00 <slinky_J> when it comes to your accomplishments, I am.
49:00 <slinky_J> depending
49:00 <Picard> a lower form of human
49:00 <slinky_J> there're no lower forms of humans if all humans are human.
49:00 <Picard> we need to get rid of those like you, you contribute nothing to society
50:00 <Thoth> When are you two going to fuck?
50:00 <slinky_J> now there's a statement you should apply to yourself.
50:00 <Picard> you are a waste of resources
50:00 <slinky_J> you're beloved society's no more than smoke and mirrors.
50:00 <Thoth> Kiss
50:00 <Picard> a blight on society
50:00 <slinky_J> you think you contribute?
50:00 <slinky_J> you're a fool
50:00 <slinky_J> worse
50:00 <slinky_J> a fucking liar.
50:00 <Picard> i know i do
51:00 <slinky_J> what? taxes..
51:00 <Picard> and more
51:00 <slinky_J> you're an out for number one just like the rest of us, don't fool yourself into believing that there's some great Australian Machine you're a part of.
52:00 <slinky_J> if anything, you should be proud of being a no1 guy, out for his family and that's it.
53:00 <Thoth> Powered by Tony Abbott. All hail Abbott
53:00 <slinky_J> lmao
53:00 <Picard> Abbott is the best PM we have had in the past 20 years
54:00 <Picard> he will make those like josh suffer as they should
54:00 <Picard> the gravy train has stopped
54:00 <Thoth> Them ears
54:00 <slinky_J> that's nice
55:00 <Picard> you contribute to society or fuck off
55:00 <Thoth> He listens but doesn't give a fuck
55:00 <slinky_J> that's your problem right there
55:00 <slinky_J> attack/attack
55:00 <Picard> no, it will be your problem lol
55:00 <slinky_J> no defense, no offense.
55:00 <slinky_J> All that makes you you seems to be spite.
56:00 <slinky_J> why else do you come on irc
56:00 <Picard> working for he dole, no dsp
56:00 <Picard> lol @ cunts like u josh
56:00 <Picard> how will you buy drugs then?
56:00 <Thoth> So Picard have you thought about ravaging Josh's rectum tonight
56:00 <slinky_J> gettin' a little worked up now Andy.
56:00 <slinky_J> I didn't sat anything to really offend you dude
57:00 <Thoth> Show him who's boss
57:00 <slinky_J> his gut is boss.
57:00 <slinky_J> O_o
57:00 <Thoth> See Picard you turn him on. Just do it. Fuck that slut
58:00 <Picard> lol Thoth, no thanks
58:00 <Picard> josh cunts like u make me so angry, you think you are owed something by society. when in fact its you who owe society.
59:00 <Thoth> Centrelink work for me
59:00 <Picard> oh great another one.
00:00 <Saemon> Picard back up, not all ppl on centrelink do it on purpose
00:00 <doctor> where do I meet this society? I have a pickle to fry with them
00:00 <Picard> Saemon did i say they do?
00:00 <slinky_J> heh Picard, what ever keeps your spirits up.
00:00 <Saemon> some like have have got a medical condition that stops us from working
00:00 <Saemon> dont generalise
00:00 <Picard> lol
00:00 <Picard> dsp losers
00:00 <slinky_J> no
00:00 <Picard> use lame arse excuses not to work
00:00 <slinky_J> you've got that twizted himey
00:00 <Saemon> fuck up Picard
00:00 <Saemon> i didnt choose to have my disability
00:00 <doctor> d$p gang*s
00:00 <slinky_J> you've got tunnel vision of the mind brother
00:00 <Thoth> Mental condition as in they're stupid lazy fucks
01:00 <slinky_J> yet
01:00 <slinky_J> we see variables.
01:00 <Picard> whats your disability?
01:00 <Saemon> i
01:00 <Saemon> i've got chronic fatigue syndrome
01:00 <Picard> lol
01:00 <Thoth> Mum says I'm special
02:00 <Zade> lol
02:00 <slinky_J> What was that remark, during your epic conversation with Skirmish. Picard? Something about people are too pussy or what not to do.. something or what not. Super intellectual!
02:00 <Picard> u are special Thoth
02:00 <Picard> slinky_J u are ranting 
02:00 <slinky_J> You couldn't hold a smart back-and-forth exchange of thought put into words with a dodo bird
03:00 <Picard> ive outdone u for the past 30 minutes
03:00 <Picard> moron
03:00 <Picard> get a job
03:00 <Picard> support yourself
03:00 <Picard> get of the drugs
03:00 <Picard> u fucking loser cunt
03:00 <slinky_J> so here you are on a Saturday, just come back from Thailand (I'm sure was a fruitful endevour), and you've nothing to tell us
03:00 <Thoth> deyyy terk errr jeerrrbs
03:00 <slinky_J> of your two week adventure
03:00 <Thoth> The Abbotts
04:00 <slinky_J> instead you come back and do the same thing as always
04:00 <Picard> why would i want to tell you what i did on holiday?
04:00 <slinky_J> you even sait in a hotel in KL, harrassing people on irc
04:00 <Picard> same thing? 
04:00 <Picard> put you in your place?
04:00 <Saemon> slinky_J you are suprising coherent tonight......i feel puzzled o_O
04:00 <slinky_J> said*
04:00 <slinky_J> sat* even lol
04:00 <Saemon> surprisingly*
04:00 <slinky_J> lol
05:00 <Saemon> ic
05:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Is Saemon pronounced like semen
05:00 <Thoth> I'm in the wilderness harrassing people on irc
05:00 <slinky_J> i think of it as say0mon
05:00 <slinky_J> say-mon*
05:00 <Thoth> Tonight I masturbated in a lake
06:00 <Thoth> Best holiday
06:00 <ashleighXtrinity> I tried that once
06:00 <slinky_J> you don't know WHAT YOU JUST DID THOTH
06:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Wasnt that good
06:00 <slinky_J> tomorrow ten american horror films will come out
06:00 <slinky_J> BASED ON THATR
06:00 <slinky_J> Thath*
06:00 <milk> heya
07:00 <Saemon> heya pleased to meet ya
07:00 <Thoth> Tomorrow I stink up a plane with 5 days of bo and no shower
08:00 <Thoth> And fish
08:00 <xm> bo australis
08:00 <Thoth> Looking forward to that
08:00 <milk> oh well, when all the Generals are following Chinese orders, time for new Generals
08:00 <xm> your neighbour on the plane...
08:00 <xm> poor bastard
09:00 <xm> eye shades, ear plugs, nose plugs
09:00 <Saemon> if u sat next to me i'd get u off the flight
09:00 <Thoth> Just an average Jetstar flight
09:00 <Saemon> tell the flight crew that u said you got a bomb inside your stomach
10:00 <Picard> lol
10:00 <Picard> as if u cunts can afford to fly
10:00 <doctor> well the caterpillars are gone and the first pair of cockroaches have made its way from underneith the dirt
10:00 <Picard> really?
11:00 <doctor> also noticed the millipedes out the other day aswell
11:00 <milk> just explain why i need to go to jail for walking through my local park then
11:00 <doctor> yep, summer is coming
11:00 <Picard> snakes are out and about here
12:00 <Picard> milk u did it naked
12:00 <doctor> i haven't seen a wild one in a long while
12:00 <Zade> well zip it up then Picard
12:00 <slinky_J> as if you keep typing Picard
12:00 <doctor> i don't mind the snakes
12:00 <Picard> saw one on the road today
12:00 <Picard> slinky_J dont u have some drugs to take?
12:00 <slinky_J> no
12:00 <Picard> a tram to jump under?
12:00 <slinky_J> can't jump under a tram.
12:00 <Picard> go to the bay and jump of the end of the jetty
13:00 <slinky_J> impossible.
13:00 <TheRiddler> oh my
13:00 <slinky_J> done that
13:00 <TheRiddler> port win
13:00 <TheRiddler> :o
13:00 <slinky_J> it's fun during spring and summer.
13:00 <Picard> fuck me u fail at everything
13:00 <slinky_J> jetty jumping ftw.
13:00 <Picard> TheRiddler yes indded
13:00 <Picard> indeed*
13:00 <slinky_J> well
13:00 <slinky_J> at least my poetry is coming along.
13:00 <milk> oh look, a bunch of lying thieving immigrants all having a competition to see how much damage they can do to the locals
15:00 <slinky_J> Picard, if you died tomorrow, would Australia's economy collapse?
15:00 <slinky_J> you're as expendable as the rest of us.
15:00 <Thoth> Is that true for anyone
15:00 <slinky_J> As long as there's somebody to fill your position. You literally cease to matter.
15:00 <Thoth> The Queen?
16:00 <slinky_J> it goes for everyone Thoth
16:00 <Thoth> So the Queen isn't important
16:00 <Saemon> hell np
16:00 <Saemon> she can die
17:00 <Saemon> fuck her
17:00 <slinky_J> Picard can't seem to grasp the concept that in the grand scheme of things, he does not matter. But he likes to come on irc to remind us just how much the same we really are.
17:00 <Thoth> Fuck you
17:00 <milk> well, when you go to their country, you have to exchange a large sum of money for cash, and when you leave you are not allowed to take any remainder with you
17:00 <Saemon> the entire royal family can go burn in hell
17:00 <Picard> lol slinky_J a cunt like you doesnt matter
17:00 <Picard> even jennifer wouldnt shed a tead if u od'ed tonight
17:00 <Saemon> thoth u a supporter of the british royal family?
17:00 <Picard> you are a waste of oxygen
18:00 <Picard> bee_girl wb
18:00 <Thoth> I am a monarch yes
18:00 <Saemon> i hope this new royal baby of prince william and kate gets SIDS.
18:00 <Saemon> that would be so lol
18:00 <slinky_J> I don't matter
18:00 <slinky_J> in the grand scheme of things
18:00 <Picard> Thoth me too, id like to stick my cock in the royal vagina of Kate
19:00 <slinky_J> a billion years from now there will be no life on earth, nothing microbacterial
19:00 <slinky_J> nothing at all
19:00 <Picard> says who?
19:00 <Thoth> Same
19:00 <Picard> u a scientist now?
19:00 <slinky_J> says science
19:00 <Thoth> I like prissy bitches
20:00 <Picard> after about 40 years i dont givea fuck actually
21:00 <slinky_J> okay picard
21:00 <slinky_J> you want insight?
21:00 <slinky_J> to learn something
21:00 <Picard> no
21:00 <Picard> fuck off
21:00 <slinky_J> stfu
21:00 <Picard> what i want is you to stop tying
21:00 <slinky_J> you're always trying so hard at it
21:00 <Thoth> Junky insight plz
22:00 <slinky_J> download or buy All Watched Over By Machines
22:00 <slinky_J> 3 ep doco
22:00 <Picard> Thoth this will be entertaining
22:00 <slinky_J> you ruin entertainment.
22:00 <Picard> advice for a drug fucked idiot
22:00 <slinky_J> if you left, now, this shit would liven up.
23:00 <Thoth> irc matters
23:00 <slinky_J> dont you get it, idc what you say about me, i know who i am
23:00 <slinky_J> tbh i'm glad i'm not you
23:00 <slinky_J> the type of person
23:00 <Thoth> mutual
23:00 <slinky_J> that will spend money on going to thailand
23:00 <Picard> lol
23:00 <slinky_J> something that isnt helping the locals
23:00 <slinky_J> most of which live in poverty
24:00 <Thoth> nieve
24:00 <Picard> im not a believer in god but i might actually go to church tomorrow and thank some cunt that im me not slinky_J
24:00 <milk> just gas them all, absolutely guaranteed they will send more
24:00 <slinky_J> because of white people that want to go over, party, and trash the joint
24:00 <Picard> most of australia live in poverty??
24:00 <slinky_J> You could have picked Cambodia
24:00 <slinky_J> and done some real trekkin
24:00 <Picard> lmfao
24:00 <slinky_J> Vietnam even
24:00 <slinky_J> seen something real
24:00 <Thoth> Done both
24:00 <slinky_J> albiet
25:00 <Picard> u cant afford to get to the bay so shut up with the holiday advice
25:00 <slinky_J> you traded that in to stay in a hotel
25:00 <slinky_J> that you could have just gone up gold coast here to stay in
25:00 <slinky_J> ^same experience
25:00 <Picard> done that a few times
25:00 <Thoth> Judgemental
25:00 <slinky_J> man you know damn well I have money.
25:00 <Zade> no not really, anywhere is better than the gold coast 
25:00 <Picard> lol
25:00 <Picard> now u have money?
26:00 <Picard> save a lot each week on dsp do you?
26:00 <slinky_J> ih yes, now, like just this second.
26:00 <Thoth> brisvegas
26:00 <slinky_J> I'm not on dsp
26:00 <Zade> brisbogan
26:00 <slinky_J> you can't be on dsp if you have over fifty thousand dollars.
26:00 <slinky_J> something like that but yeah I was on dsp for some time
26:00 <Picard> lmfao
26:00 <slinky_J> i really needed it.
26:00 <Picard> 40k 
26:00 <Picard> 50k
26:00 <Thoth> thats like half my annual salary
27:00 <Picard> slinky_J has it all
27:00 <slinky_J> no
27:00 <slinky_J> nah i dont
27:00 <slinky_J> having it all would be poor but content
27:00 <Picard> housing trust unit, cash in the bank, a mother who hates him lol
27:00 <Picard> wish i had that
27:00 <slinky_J> id have it all then.
27:00 <Zade> i got 2 out of three
27:00 <Thoth> avos
28:00 <Thoth> goon
28:00 <slinky_J> Picard, you go out of your way to talk about your life on irc
28:00 <Picard> i do?
28:00 <milk> jealous people are so boring
28:00 <slinky_J> it's quite obvious, after all these years why you do
28:00 <Bastardly_One>  oh shut up
29:00 <Picard> really, where do i do this
29:00 <slinky_J> well, taking your own shit out on ppl on irc for the last what 8 yrs I know of
29:00 <slinky_J> says a lot.
29:00 <Thoth> irc is only good for trollololol
30:00 <slinky_J> Andy
30:00 <slinky_J> look
30:00 <slinky_J> you're worth something
30:00 <slinky_J> but you don't have to tell so many people here that they aren't
30:00 <slinky_J> think about it, don't, idc.
30:00 <Thoth> Can I plz
31:00 <Picard> lmfao
31:00 <Picard> slinky_J u dont get it do you?
31:00 <slinky_J> the come get it speech
31:00 <slinky_J> don't bother
32:00 <slinky_J> as much as you've said about people here, including myself. It's just not worth it anymore man.
33:00 <Picard> lol
33:00 <Maurice> Would you too fucking zip it
33:00 <Picard> you're a loser, everyone knows it, everyone says it
33:00 <Thoth> Then shut the fuck up
33:00 <Maurice> One more word and I will ban you both
33:00 <Maurice> I don't care who says it, you'll both be gone
33:00 <Maurice> Two*
34:00 <Thoth> Buffet or gtfo
35:00 <Saemon> thank heavens
35:00 <Saemon> if i wanted to see drama, id watch gossip girl
36:00 <slinky_J> <Picard> you're a loser, everyone knows it, everyone says it
36:00 <slinky_J> I'd rather be a loser in your eyes, than a winner in your eyes.
36:00 <Thoth> Ban plz
36:00 <Picard> Thoth shhh
37:00 <Maurice> Oh look
37:00 <Maurice> Someone didn't read what I said
37:00 <slinky_J> soz Maurice i was taking a leak lol
37:00 <Thoth> Hey I want Picards bald head plz
38:00 <Thoth> I got lube
38:00 <Maurice> Now I have both in pm
38:00 <Zade> lol
38:00 <Thoth> Tell them I said hi
41:00 <Saemon> lol everyone the battle between slinky_j and picard is continuing in #cookie
41:00 <Maurice> Nobody cares
41:00 <Saemon> in case anyones interested in following t
42:00 <Maurice> And you'll soon be joining them for that spam
42:00 <Saemon> sorry
43:00 <Serenity> http://www.angels-heaven.org/english/default_en.htm
43:00 <Serenity> ...
44:00 <Thoth> describe in ascii plz
45:00 <Serenity> x_x
45:00 <Thoth> gaaay
47:00 <Saemon> wth is that site Serenity
47:00 <Saemon> how did u come across it
47:00 <Saemon> it seems like some sorta cult
49:00 <doctor> reminds me of that cult in the US that mass suicided
50:00 <doctor> can't recall their name right now
50:00 <Thoth> The best cult is Greenpeace
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Heaven's Gate
51:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
51:00 <ShadowLurker> crazy fucks
51:00 <doctor> yeah thats the one
52:00 <Thoth> Greenpeace are hitching a ride on whales. Fat ones
53:00 <Maurice> As opposed to skinny whales
53:00 <Serenity> http://youtu.be/xkYb3bJFSaM
53:00 <Serenity> from there
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 15 Creepiest Websites On The Internet (Aug 4, 2014) 7:26 - Category: Education - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 19,781 likes (97.8%), 436 dislikes (2.2%)
53:00 <Thoth> Don't be racist
54:00 <Thoth> Long live Greenpeace
55:00 <doctor> bit tired of them to be honest
55:00 <Thoth> They're anticapitolists
55:00 <doctor> all those charity mobs
55:00 <Owen> 6.6km in 57 minutes. I'm getting there :)
56:00 <doctor> where are you going?
56:00 <Owen> To my goal of 7km/hour average walking pace
57:00 <doctor> suppose you could jog for a bit
59:00 <Owen> I dont think i could
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