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00:00 <paNdiS> rolfmao
00:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahahahaha
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah not that one though
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the most recent is with glasses
00:00 <Picard> stalkerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
00:00 <erlich> lol @ shads ---> "Take a Listen Better Than SEX <3 <3"
00:00 <paNdiS> who the fuck is Daniel Strawberry
01:00 <paNdiS> hahaha what a name
01:00 <paNdiS> im so msging this cunt and giving him shit
01:00 <Bastardly_One> best name ever is a soccer player who's last name is Blind
01:00 <Mew> lmaoo
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's fucking good
01:00 <erlich> soooo nudity doesnt get removed on FB anymore?
01:00 <Picard> mmmmmmmmm wat will number one be
01:00 <Mew> < Picard> oi
01:00 <Mew> <Mew> die
01:00 <Mew> <Picard> ive got pandi under control atm, lets keep it that way lol
01:00 <paNdiS> loo looks a little like Stephen Fry
01:00 <erlich> tits out on shad's FB
01:00 <paNdiS> loof lol
01:00 <paNdiS> nice rims Stephen Fry! hahahaha
01:00 <Bastardly_One> tits are technically allowed
01:00 <Mew> daddys keeping you on a short leash
02:00 <Bastardly_One> only nips aren't allowed to show
02:00 <Bastardly_One> how that works I don't know
02:00 <erlich> nah it's all of it
02:00 <Picard> lolllllllllllllllllllll
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> report it 
02:00 <paNdiS> lmao
02:00 <Bastardly_One> a friend of mine gets banned once a week for tits
02:00 <Picard> number 2 -  you shook me all night long
02:00 <erlich> no, i wont rob him of his little happiness
02:00 <Bastardly_One> she doesn't care 
03:00 <Picard> pity
03:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One they eventually just permaban the account
03:00 <paNdiS> Loo looks like a grandmother
03:00 <paNdiS> Loof*
03:00 <TokenDaRing> they give you a graduated system of warnings
03:00 <paNdiS> I feel compelled to ask for icecream and jelly
03:00 <Bastardly_One> TokenDaRing they do ... she just makes new ones
03:00 <Bastardly_One> puts up the same pics
03:00 <Bastardly_One> gets banned again 
03:00 <Picard> she sounds like a stupid cunt
04:00 <Bastardly_One> she'll run out of name eventually
04:00 <TokenDaRing> she does
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, even her sister says that
04:00 <erlich> is it hers
04:00 <Picard> easy to see why she is friends with Bastardly_One
04:00 <erlich> she should tag all the family too
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I've given her 3 sites where she can do it 
04:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One how do you know of those sites?
04:00 <TokenDaRing> do you like to look at her?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> her sister and I were bitching about it the other day
04:00 <Maurice> Wtf is that head
04:00 <paNdiS> lmao
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... what pic did you link her?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> the same one?
05:00 <paNdiS> yeah
05:00 <Bastardly_One> the glasses one, the most current is the worse
05:00 <TokenDaRing> what pic is this?
05:00 <paNdiS> oh
05:00 <Maurice> And he calls me fat
05:00 <Maurice> Pfft
05:00 <paNdiS> not one i linked u
05:00 <paNdiS> lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> find the glasses pic
05:00 <Picard> sick fuck.
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he is fat as
05:00 <paNdiS> yeah i showed her that one
05:00 <paNdiS> lmfao
05:00 <Bastardly_One> or the one with the kid
05:00 <paNdiS> he is Stephen Fry's retarded brother
05:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahaha
06:00 <paNdiS> ahahaha
06:00 <Bastardly_One> he does look a bit like him actually 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> true
06:00 <paNdiS> lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> never thought about it 
06:00 <Picard> numbner one.................. kke sanh............ doesnt come as a surprise
06:00 <Picard> keh***
06:00 <Maurice> George Takei
06:00 <Maurice> 7 mins ·
06:00 <Maurice> One facial blemish removed, and the tabloids say I'm "battling skin cancer." One night out with Steven Tyler and they're wondering, "Who's the mystery woman?"
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yes!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
07:00 <paNdiS> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the profile pic itself
07:00 <Bastardly_One> link her that 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> with the kid
07:00 <Picard> cold chisel :P
07:00 <Picard> with the kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
07:00 <paNdiS> i did
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> dear God
07:00 <Bastardly_One> poor Maurice
07:00 <Picard> he wont help u
08:00 <Bastardly_One> she'll have nightmares for weeks
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you get fat on meds like he is on though
08:00 <Bastardly_One> chris is the only one that I've seen who isn't
08:00 <paNdiS> he looks like Stephen Fry had Johnny Vegas's baby
08:00 <paNdiS> AHAHAHAHAHA
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and Pictard you know that's a bullshit story so fuck up
09:00 <paNdiS> wb Stephen Vegas
09:00 <paNdiS> hahahahaha
09:00 <Bastardly_One> chat magic!
09:00 <Picard> Loof 
09:00 <Picard> looooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllll
09:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckwit, would you stay here forever if it was worse than these days?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I had better shit to do other than put up with shit here
09:00 <Bastardly_One> if you wanted to know the proper and true story you could of always asked
10:00 <Bastardly_One> too late Pictard
10:00 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up and leave me alone
10:00 <Picard> wtf are u talking about?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> speak in channel not in notices
10:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone knows what you're like
10:00 <Picard> are u hugh?
10:00 <Picard> high**
10:00 <Picard> what am i like?
10:00 <Picard> nice bloke
10:00 <Picard> thats what i usually get :P
11:00 <[DoC]> fuck off Picard
11:00 <Picard> woooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
11:00 <Picard> nasty
11:00 <Bastardly_One> *sings* I'm in the little yellow bus who wants us to pick 'em up?
11:00 <paNdiS> fkn how do i comment on pirate bay
11:00 <paNdiS> i wana comment
11:00 <paNdiS> n troll haters
11:00 <Bastardly_One> down the bottom dickhead 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> of the link
11:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
11:00 <paNdiS> every1 does it i wanna i wanna
11:00 <paNdiS> oh k
12:00 <Thoth> paNdiS trolling... lel...
12:00 <Bastardly_One> [00:12] -Picard- you are a coward
12:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One what are you talking about?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, says the man trolling me in notice
12:00 <Picard> im doing fuck all u cretin
12:00 <Bastardly_One> TokenDaRing, was answering Panda
12:00 <Picard> stop trying to get me banned
13:00 <Thoth> Picard: watch it or Saemon will bash you
13:00 <Picard> lolllllllllllllllllllll
13:00 <Picard> scared
13:00 <Maurice> I hate to say it, but none of you need help to get banned
13:00 <[DoC]> Picard you're a piece of shit 
13:00 <Maurice> Your winning personalities do it for you
13:00 <Bastardly_One> now that would be funny ... he could walk to Picard's in theory
13:00 <matrix> If you are being trolled in notice then ignore them
13:00 <Thoth> Maurice: ily2
13:00 <Picard> awwww Maurice thats the nicest thing you ever said to me
14:00 <Thoth> <3
14:00 <Bastardly_One> matrix, thanks capt obvious
14:00 <matrix> You can set a private ignore
14:00 <matrix> Well stop fucking whinging
14:00 <Bastardly_One> do you ever actually chat or just make piffy comments when you feel inclined?
14:00 <Picard> lol
14:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One is angry tonight
14:00 <Thoth> Bastardly_One: usually just piffy comments
14:00 <Picard> attacking everyone
14:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up Andy and Andrew
15:00 <Bastardly_One> not you Thoth :P
15:00 <Picard> what?
15:00 <Picard> andy and andrew?
15:00 <Picard> arnt they one in the same?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> matrix the fucking closet frustrated homo
15:00 <Bastardly_One> no
15:00 <Thoth> Are you saying I'm fat? Fuck you. I'm on a diet
15:00 <Bastardly_One> andrew is matrix Pictard
15:00 <Maurice> Why should you not be called fat
15:00 <Picard> dont call him a faggot without proof
15:00 <Maurice> Everyone else is
15:00 <Thoth> Maurice: shut up fattie
15:00 <matrix> Oh resort to personal attack now
15:00 <Picard> im fat
15:00 <matrix> Ffs
15:00 <Picard> and a cunt
15:00 <Maurice> Eat me
16:00 <matrix> You're a troll B1
16:00 <Maurice> Naww I have a fan
16:00 <Maurice> (22:15:50) -Bogandovs- you are a fat hag with saggy ugly tits
16:00 <Thoth> Hawt. I like pink taco
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
16:00 <Bastardly_One> whoever that is I'm getting the pedo shit off 
16:00 <Mew> who the hell is andrew?
16:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One is one of the biggest trolls here, yet he is still here
16:00 <Bastardly_One> matrix, have a cry 
16:00 <Maurice> You know you're famous when people care enough to notice you insults
17:00 <Picard> i dont get that
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, we must be pretty fucking good
17:00 <matrix> Wouldn't want to be like you now
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I know, you do most of the notices is why baldie
17:00 <Picard> your nothing more then an old drug fucked loser with bad lungs
17:00 <Maurice> (22:17:25) -Bogandovs- YOU AND SERENITY ARE UGLY MOLES WHO LOOK LIKE THEY WERE LEFT IN A NUCLEAR REACTOR FOR A MONTH
17:00 <Maurice> She's not even here :/
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm better than you'll ever be ... cry me a river 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, got the pm's off it yet?
17:00 <Maurice> Also, molls*
18:00 <Maurice> Nope, just notice
18:00 <Picard> lol 
18:00 <Maurice> (22:18:19) -Bogandovs- MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO JOIN HER AND JUMP OFF A BRIDGE
18:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, I got both
18:00 <Maurice> Pretty sure she hasn't jumped off a bridge..
18:00 <Bastardly_One> are you jealous?
18:00 <[DoC]> lol
18:00 <Picard> jealous of an old man who will die alone?
19:00 <Thoth> Nobody notices me insults
19:00 <British^Meat> he's right though Picard, you do suck...
19:00 <Maurice> No, because I am also an old man who will die alone
19:00 <Thoth> :(
19:00 <doctor> Everyone dies alone
19:00 <Maurice> It can be arranged, Thoth
19:00 <Loof> alone, everybody dies
19:00 <Maurice> (22:19:48) -Bogandovs- DO YOU CLEAN YOURSELF WITH A SPONGE BECAUSE YOU CANT FIT IN THE SHOWER OR BATH
19:00 <Maurice> YES NOW STOP CAPSLOCKING ME
20:00 <mrdanger> dies everybody alone
20:00 <Mew> d bag
20:00 <Thoth> LEL
20:00 <doctor> dead. alone
20:00 <Thoth> 00:16 -Picard([email protected])- the bikies are coming
20:00 <mrdanger> lol
20:00 <Picard> hide under the bed
20:00 <Loof> dead with a boner
20:00 <Picard> they wont look there
20:00 <Thoth> I swear thats my favourite thing ever
20:00 <Picard> loof who do you feel about Bastardly_One sharing your pics around?
20:00 <Maurice> Nobody ever looks under the bed
21:00 <Thoth> When people make the threat to contact others to do harm to you, because they're unable to do it
21:00 <doctor> a boner and a smile. not a bad way to kick the bucket
21:00 <mrdanger> I prefer to hide in vaginas
21:00 <Thoth> I wonder what kind of dipshit follows the violent orders of a pussy
21:00 <Mew> come on in there's fresh sheets and towels 
21:00 <xm> threats are like suicides. they're more likely to happen in silence not a public announcement
21:00 <Thoth> xm: exactly right
22:00 <Maurice> I have just been informed I am mentioned in an IRC page
22:00 <Maurice> I have finally hit the big time
22:00 <paNdiS> i dunno what to watch
22:00 <mrdanger> congratulations
22:00 <xm> i was legit devo to hear i was not mentioned
22:00 <Picard> fuck this im going to bed
22:00 <Maurice> Sucks xm :(
22:00 <xm> i shall add my own (for reals)
22:00 <mrdanger> goodnight placard
22:00 <xm> anyone else who wants to ben added tell me
22:00 <xm> be*
22:00 <Thoth> xm: that said, maybe we should get equally as pissed off when someone like paNdiS says they're going to kill themselves
22:00 <mrdanger> can you name a star after me?
22:00 <Mew> meeeeew
22:00 <Picard> hope the police get the pedos :)
22:00 <doctor> austnet has a ED page which looks as if it was written by at 13 year old
22:00 <TokenDaRing> xm what am I being added to?
23:00 <paNdiS> The Lone Ranger, The Quiet Ones, Transformers; Age of Extinction, The Nut Job
23:00 <xm> anything you want. i will just make it up
23:00 <xm> ill do one for everyone
23:00 <xm> what difference does it make if it's true or not
23:00 <xm> ill write the random insults first then randomly assign nicknames afterwards
23:00 <milk> Maze Runner come out yet?
24:00 <Maurice> Lone Ranger is good
24:00 <doctor> https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Austnet
24:00 <Maurice> xm is a thinking man
24:00 <Maurice> I like that
24:00 <xm> it also reminds me of people who threaten to leave IRC
24:00 <xm> they never do
24:00 <xm> the ones who go, do so silently
24:00 <xm> and walk out backwards
24:00 <Maurice> Like suicide
24:00 <xm> to not attract attention
24:00 <xm> i was never here!
26:00 <Maurice> Just quietly fade into the bushes
27:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Safety Dance - Men Without Hats Official Video (Apr 16, 2010) 2:54 - Category: Music - 8,836,959 views - likes (97.8%), 965 dislikes (2.2%)
27:00 <doctor> for the scottish nationalists
27:00 <xm> Bogandovs, the thing is it'd just be an excerpt from my IRC autobiography. as I've never hidden anything negative about my life. just my long list of life achievements
28:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor
28:00 <Maurice> Oh, are you lucky enough to be getting msgs too
28:00 <Bastardly_One> try this version ... you'll think he is singing it forever too
28:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1ePVGmP3ek
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: |RSMV| - Safety Dance - Literal Version (Oct 28, 2010) 2:47 - Category: Music - 43,023 views - 143 likes (87.2%), 21 dislikes (12.8%)
28:00 <xm> and for some strange reason Bogandovs does not appear in my mibbit nick list
28:00 <Maurice> That nick isn't in here
28:00 <xm> oh
29:00 <xm> a notice then
29:00 <doctor> lol runescape
29:00 <xm> been a while since I've used mibit
29:00 <Maurice> Yeah it'll be a notice
29:00 <paNdiS> how teh fuck do i comment
30:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, ignore than ... this one ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7aGFrVSTAY
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Men without hats - Safety Dance literal version (Jan 23, 2010) - Category: Comedy - - 4,314 likes 75 dislikes
30:00 <Bastardly_One> *ignore that
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and seriously you'll think he's always sung these words
30:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
30:00 <paNdiS> stupid signed up and cant comment!
30:00 <paNdiS> -Bogandovs- STOP PISSING YOUR PANTS SHIT HEAD
30:00 <paNdiS> -
30:00 <paNdiS> who teh fuck is that
31:00 <doctor> it's clear, that song has a lot of opportunity to exploit
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... are you watching the second proper literal version
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to for the end 
31:00 <doctor> i am
31:00 <Loof> -Bogandovs- YOU STUPID FAGGOT PEDOPHILE
31:00 <Loof> bann
32:00 <doctor> lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the end line 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me when you get there
32:00 <Bastardly_One> whack a midget's ASS
32:00 <[DoC]> LOL Loof
32:00 <Bastardly_One> guess you had to be there but that amuses me no end doctor
33:00 <doctor> i got a chuckle out of it
33:00 <Bastardly_One> so does this
33:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsgWUq0fdKk
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Total Eclipse of the Heart Literal Video Version (Sep 1, 2013) 5:34 - Category: Comedy - 839,503 views - 4,825 likes (98%), 100 dislikes (2%)
34:00 <doctor> lol, where do you find these?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I have no idea I just do 
35:00 <doctor> well, keep up the good work
35:00 <Bastardly_One> those two are the best literal ones ... I could disturb you with a japanese toilet training animate vid and the poo song
36:00 <Thoth> damn
36:00 <Thoth> Saemon was coming to bash me and he crashed his car
36:00 <Thoth> https://www.facebook.com/TrafficServicesNSWPF/posts/777313342333648
37:00 <Bastardly_One> WATCH!
37:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MmEo9zBu3k
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: japanese toilet training (english subtitles) (Jan 3, 2009) 2:36 - Category: Howto & Style - 71,616 views - 235 likes (97.1%), 7 dislikes (2.9%)
37:00 <Saemon> thoth keep feeding the fire mate
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and sing bitches!
38:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah he sings about pissing first
38:00 <Thoth> Saemon: you're ginger?
38:00 <Maurice> It's TheMayo
38:00 <Saemon> no
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, ah ... that explains a lot
39:00 <Thoth> Its okay, I'm not racist
39:00 <Saemon> hrm
39:00 <Maurice> (22:39:34) -Bogandovs- NO NOT THE MAYO (22:39:36) -LaputianMachine- NO NOT THE MAYO
40:00 <Bastardly_One> someone was talking about this the other day
40:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno who
40:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FDSdg09df8
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Suicide Forest in Japan (May 9, 2012) 21:09 - Category: Entertainment - 8,946,741 views - likes (97.6%), dislikes (2.4%)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Vice docos are awesome
40:00 <TokenDaRing> I've heard of that forest
41:00 <TokenDaRing> it's creepy man
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen this doco before but it was on the right side panel 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and I remember someone talking about it ... so I linked it for further info I suppose
41:00 <paNdiS> i have one fav doco series
42:00 <Maurice> Sorry guys, I was wrong, Bogandovs isn't mayo, it's a random dude who found out about us from 4chan
42:00 <Maurice> My bad
42:00 <doctor> yeah i viewed that a while a go
42:00 <paNdiS> LOL
42:00 <paNdiS> some hacker faggot
42:00 <paNdiS> GO BLOW ANONYMOUS DICK
42:00 <doctor> gets the nervous system startled
43:00 <Bastardly_One> do Vice still do stuff?
43:00 <doctor> yeah, but mainly for stoner college fraternities in America
43:00 <paNdiS> if you haven't seen ALL WATCHED OVER BY MACHINES
44:00 <paNdiS> you're missing out.
44:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... soft cocks
44:00 <paNdiS> best 3 part doco series 
44:00 <Loof> what forest?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> suppose going to all the scariest places ever and doing shit they do in those docos
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd need to slow down eventually
44:00 <Saemon> suicide forest in japan 
45:00 <Saemon> supposedly there are dark elements there that causes ppl to suicide
45:00 <Saemon> i wonder if its true
45:00 <Saemon> one of the gateways to hell
45:00 <Bastardly_One> watch the link and find out 
45:00 <Saemon> nah im too scared lol
46:00 <Saemon> wats the most scariest, haunted places in australia?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> it's even eerie at the start when they come across a car that's been abandoned in the carpark to the forest
46:00 <Saemon> i will watch it tomoro at daytime
47:00 <Saemon> it must be super haunted
47:00 <Loof> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Min_Min_light
47:00 <paNdiS> Saemon and Loof, perm bans please
47:00 <Saemon> all the anguish souls there, souls of suicides dont pass on
47:00 <Saemon> they get stuck
47:00 <paNdiS> they get into my head and make me go crazy!
47:00 <Saemon> omg loof those are in queensland
47:00 <paNdiS> you've all seen it!
47:00 <paNdiS> hahahaha
47:00 <Loof> yep
47:00 <Saemon> my mate encountered it
48:00 <Saemon> he said it kept on diappareing n re-appearing
48:00 <Saemon> he got so scared my sped and nearly crashed
48:00 <Saemon> he got so scared he* sped and nearly crashed
49:00 <Bastardly_One> oh man
49:00 <Loof> https://www.google.com.au/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&es_th=1&ie=UTF-8#safe=off&q=will+o+wisp&spell=1
49:00 <Loof> sorry
49:00 <Loof> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will-o'-the-wisp
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he shows pics of the corpses he's found and shit that's right
49:00 <paNdiS> well if this The QUiet Ones british horror is good ill tell you all
49:00 <Loof> so that's aboriginals and europeans saying they exist
50:00 <Loof> freaky man
50:00 <Loof> two different continents
50:00 <simba> aliens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <Loof> lol
50:00 <doctor> I used to have trouble killing them in Elder Scrolls: Oblivion
51:00 <doctor> they were some mean elementals
51:00 <Saemon> no simba
51:00 <Saemon> aliens are more sciency
51:00 <Saemon> these things are more ghostly
51:00 <simba> .........
51:00 <simba> aliens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
52:00 <Loof> i believe in aliens, i just dont believe they've ever come to earth
53:00 <Saemon> oh no doubt
53:00 <matrix> Oh they've come to earth
53:00 <Saemon> i mean, will all the hundreds of planets in the universe
53:00 <matrix> Plenty of times
53:00 <Saemon> theres bound to be life on i
53:00 <TokenDaRing> why are two random people calling me a faggot?
53:00 <simba> hundreds
53:00 <Saemon> it8
53:00 <matrix> You think the ancient Egyptian people coup
53:00 <matrix> Could make the pyramids
53:00 <paNdiS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3bvNkDbh0s
54:00 <paNdiS> ahahahahahaha
54:00 <matrix> To that degree of accuracy
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Million Ways To Die In The West Movie CLIP - Fat Ass (2014) - Western Comedy HD (May 15, 2014) 0:58 - Category: Film & Animation - 29,450 views - likes (96.7%), dislikes (3.3%) dislikes (3.3%)
54:00 <paNdiS> as if Thoth hates this
54:00 <simba> TokenDaRing who
54:00 <Saemon> matrix i agree
54:00 <TokenDaRing> Bogandovs and LaputianMachine
54:00 <TokenDaRing> both sent me the same message
54:00 <matrix> There are no doubt aliens living amongst us now
54:00 <Saemon> scientists today cant even replicate the ancient egyptians feat of building the pyramids
54:00 <Saemon> even with modern day technology
54:00 <Saemon> and knowledge
55:00 <paNdiS> how can there be no doubt?
55:00 <matrix> TokenDaRing.    They are spamming everyone
55:00 <TokenDaRing> oh ok
55:00 <paNdiS> have you taken any science into account?
55:00 <TokenDaRing> I thought I'd said something out of place
55:00 <matrix> Nah
55:00 <matrix> :-)
55:00 <simba> TokenDaRing: me too, its just an attention seeker
55:00 <paNdiS> the distance aliens would have to travel to get to earth may be great
55:00 <paNdiS> so if they left now
55:00 <Saemon> distance is nothing to them
55:00 <paNdiS> by the time they arrived we'd probably be long gone
56:00 <matrix> You speak in terms of human technology
56:00 <Saemon> if they are capable of wormhole travel
56:00 <Saemon> or lighspeed or have warp drives
56:00 <paNdiS> no
56:00 <matrix> Do you really think we are at the bleeding edge of technology? ??
56:00 <paNdiS> it's universal law
56:00 <matrix> No
56:00 <matrix> It is HUMAN law
56:00 <matrix> It is what we have discovered
57:00 <matrix> There is much that our laws of physics can not explain
57:00 <paNdiS> assuming this alien species is not like us and is happy and holds hands and all that rainbow shit, how do they afford to get here?
57:00 <matrix> Again
57:00 <matrix> HUMAN terms
57:00 <matrix> Who said they even work on a monetary system
57:00 <paNdiS> you can't just thin sci fi literature, film and television and say "They like have this energy like and yeah, real fast spaceships."
57:00 <paNdiS> think*
58:00 <matrix> You limit your mind paNdiS
58:00 <simba> lol yea, the idea is if theyre some incomprehendible existance theyd probably have incomprehensible ways of moving/living/being
58:00 <matrix> You are only thinking in human and human Sci Fi terms
58:00 <paNdiS> exactly simba
58:00 <paNdiS> what simba said.
58:00 <matrix> We do not know what is out there
59:00 <Loof> paNdiS is a terrible writer, no imagination
59:00 <matrix> We can not assume they work like us
59:00 <paNdiS> oh crap now im suicidal.
59:00 <matrix> Suicide could be the aliens way of having sex
59:00 <matrix> Who knows
00:00 <Loof> or murder like the black widow
00:00 <paNdiS> they would need a seriously plausible reason to come here
00:00 <matrix> Human science can only explain so much
00:00 <paNdiS> which is why District 9 is in my top ten sci fi films
00:00 <matrix> Pandis: what is our reason for looking?
00:00 <paNdiS> out of left field and socially relevent
01:00 <matrix> Do we have a plausible reason for a space program
01:00 <paNdiS> curiosity
01:00 <paNdiS> wonder
01:00 <simba> they could exist right now..... having taken over millions of humans on earth!!!!!!! (asians are aliens)
01:00 <paNdiS> LOL
01:00 <paNdiS> ahahaha
01:00 <paNdiS> they do look like aliens
01:00 <matrix> Simba is right
01:00 <matrix> Cloning.   Shape shifting
01:00 <matrix> B1 had to come from somewhere lol
01:00 <matrix> Teasing you b1
01:00 <simba> they have alien blood
01:00 <paNdiS> shape shifting..
02:00 <matrix> A chameleon can change its colour
02:00 <matrix> Why not a shape shifter
02:00 <paNdiS> many animals can change colours
02:00 <Saemon> if aliens exist and come to earth, i'd get my comanchero mates on them
02:00 <Saemon> fucken deck them
02:00 <paNdiS> Chameleons can't speak
02:00 <paNdiS> they change colours to communicate
03:00 <paNdiS> aswell as blend in.
03:00 <matrix> Camouflage more to the point
03:00 <Saemon> charizard
03:00 <matrix> The other thing is do we know they do not use telepathy?
03:00 <matrix> How many animals communicate in methods we don't understand?
03:00 <paNdiS> there are no animals on earth that communicate using telepathy
04:00 <matrix> How do you know?
04:00 <matrix> Science can't prove that one
05:00 <matrix> I am telepathic over short range
05:00 <matrix> Why can't an chameleon be?
05:00 <paNdiS> because they use their ability to change colour to communicate
05:00 <matrix> I can speak.  But I can also use telepathy
06:00 <matrix> Why limit yourself to one form?
06:00 <paNdiS> limit
06:00 <Loof> why even have form?
06:00 <matrix> Eyes hands mouth mind
06:00 <matrix> Multiple ways of communication
07:00 <Thoth> LEL
07:00 <Thoth> Aliens are scared of camancheros
08:00 <matrix> Aliens are not all like the games 
08:00 <matrix> :-)
08:00 <paNdiS> simba i missed u pal
09:00 <matrix> There is one beside you and you do not even know it
14:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/eff2d339be0c63bde27d90c0c5763469/tumblr_nbryorBJxx1t2k4xgo1_500.jpg
22:00 <paNdiS> i got cashews n u dont!
49:00 <DrGore> top left boobs FTW!
49:00 <Maurice> They're all mine
50:00 <simba> 4:1)
50:00 <DrGore> now boob selfies are a thing
50:00 <beehhh> might as well call it a night
51:00 <DrGore> i can handle that fad
51:00 <beehhh> how would you feel when you walk home from miles on a tramline in a cold night and find no home there huh?
51:00 <Saemon> those boobs are beautiful
51:00 <Maurice> They're handbras
52:00 <beehhh> exactly the same
52:00 <Maurice> Why are you still alive
52:00 <beehhh> God's prisons are full 
52:00 <Saemon> the good ppl die and the shitty ppl live on 
52:00 <Saemon> thats beehhh for ya
53:00 <beehhh> im not going to live in your land again
53:00 <Maurice> Good
54:00 <beehhh> it will be a sunburnt territory by the time i reach there anyway
55:00 <beehhh> give azn hookers all the credit and the drug importers in your country
55:00 <Saemon> beehhh boka choda
55:00 <paNdiS> mmm mars bar str8 outta fridge
55:00 <Saemon> beehhh khankir pola 
55:00 <DrGore> people deep fry mars bars
55:00 <beehhh> norell bought a 50's ferreo roucher for us
56:00 <Saemon> beehhh boka choda
56:00 <beehhh> talk to my hand cause the face aint speaking m8
57:00 <simba> loool
57:00 <simba> retard hour
58:00 <beehhh> like i made myself another retard in downunder over too many poppin pills and what not
59:00 <Maurice> roucher
59:00 <Saemon> u will never get to live in australia you shit-colored-skin cunt
59:00 <Saemon> go back to bangladesh
59:00 <Maurice> You should go with him
00:00 <erlich> this is Australia
00:00 <erlich> in this country
00:00 <Saemon> im a white aussie tru blu australian
00:00 <erlich> we spell colored as coloured
00:00 <Saemon> i belong in this country.
00:00 <Maurice> Nobody is true blue
00:00 <erlich> fuck off we're full of pedants
00:00 <Saemon> nah im fair dinkum dinky di as ozzy as one can get mate
01:00 <erlich> yer i know aye
01:00 <Saemon> streuth me occa!
01:00 <erlich> ur not an ozzie until ya know a bikie
01:00 <Saemon> and true bikies too like the finks
01:00 <Maurice> I'm actually an Eskimo
01:00 <erlich> do yanno the rebels anthem off ya heart/??
01:00 <Saemon> not notorious
01:00 <Saemon> they are faux's people
01:00 <erlich> we be bethe rebels. fuck da police
01:00 <erlich> * grunt grunt grunts *
02:00 <erlich> that's all there is
02:00 <paNdiS> transformers 4 isnt so bad
02:00 <paNdiS> xD
02:00 <beehhh> https://www.google.com/search?q=adam+goodes+racism&es_sm=93&biw=1242&bih=599&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=CaUdVJ_KJdOyuAT78IKACA&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAw
02:00 <Maurice> Fuck the police coming straight from the underground, a young nigga got it bad coz he brown
03:00 <Saemon> vanilla ice hour
03:00 <beehhh> canada will treat me better cause they are cool people
03:00 <DrGore> Sadly they don't want peace. They want a nigga deceased
04:00 <Saemon> your skin color is the color of my faeces beehhh
04:00 <Saemon> do u smell like my faeces as well?
04:00 <Saemon> faeces means shit, poo, crap
04:00 <beehhh> your skin color is the color of my Saemon
04:00 <Saemon> its brown and it stinks
04:00 <beehhh> *semen
05:00 <Saemon> like you, your family, your race
05:00 <beehhh> your mum his mum and your grandma
05:00 <Saemon> your mum is khankir pola
06:00 <beehhh> they came by a boat as a farmer to pick chery n stole the land of aboroginal
06:00 <Saemon> your father and grandpa is a boka choda
07:00 <beehhh> easy going went alright
07:00 <Saemon> your mother has the infected vagina of a whore
09:00 <beehhh> that was when your mom got gangbanged by a bunch of small boat arrival wogs
10:00 <beehhh> she coped it alright though otherwise you wouldnt be here son
11:00 <Maurice> How did she cope
12:00 <beehhh> well she didnt wanna have miscarriage after all it was precious to have someones baby doenst matter who the father was
12:00 <Saemon> u do not know who your biological father is beehhh
12:00 <Saemon> because your mother was the top number 1 prostitute of Dhaka
12:00 <Maurice> I'm about to ban both of you
12:00 <beehhh> yes look into your faeces will tell you an answer
12:00 <Maurice> And the world would rejoice
13:00 <beehhh> ok Maurice if you say so i'd stop
13:00 <DrGore> do it
13:00 <Saemon> beehhh when your mothers vagina is wet during sex, it is not because she is horny. it is wet from puss due to sepsis of infected vaginal flesh
13:00 <Maurice> Oh dear, Saemon just hit the final nail in the coffin
13:00 <Saemon> ok Maurice i too shall stop
14:00 <DrGore> pussy
14:00 <DrGore> YAY
14:00 <Maurice> Too late
14:00 <Maurice> I also meant . not /
14:00 <Maurice> But I'm so fat my finger missed
16:00 <DrGore> now you get the, I'll be good messages
16:00 <Maurice> Nah, normally I ban and they msg Serenity
16:00 <Maurice> She's not online
16:00 <Bastardly_One> or me for some fucking reason
16:00 <Bastardly_One> semen at least
17:00 <simba> nice bans!!!!!
17:00 <Maurice> I read that as buns and I will stick to that
18:00 <DrGore> Welcome you're doom
18:00 <DrGore> wrong window
21:00 <paNdiS> y am i not tireds
21:00 <paNdiS> :/
21:00 <paNdiS> i got up early as
24:00 <doctor> where is serenity?
25:00 <Maurice> In bed
25:00 <doctor> it's not like her to miss out on saturday IRC antics
25:00 <doctor> I don't believe that
26:00 <Maurice> Why not? It's 12.26am for us
26:00 <Maurice> People sleep at that time
26:00 <doctor> maybe you're right
26:00 <Maurice> We were hanging out earlier today and she said she's having an early night
28:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgA7KIwKlOE
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Slipknot - The Negative One [OFFICIAL VIDEO] (Aug 5, 2014) - Category: Music - 4,139,930 views - 85,679 likes (95.3%), 4,249 dislikes (4.7%)
29:00 <KillFace> jupiter ascending loos ok
29:00 <KillFace> *looks
29:00 <doctor> i see. i'll leave it at that
29:00 <paNdiS> THERE'S A RECENT POUND PUPPIES SERIES
29:00 <paNdiS> omigosh
30:00 <paNdiS> i luvvd pound puppies when i was tiny
30:00 <Maurice> I have a pound puppy
30:00 <Maurice> It's still at mums
30:00 <paNdiS> have you seen this? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluppy_Dogs
31:00 <paNdiS> i <3 that movie
31:00 <Maurice> No idea
31:00 <\romeo> coffeeee
31:00 <paNdiS> The basic premise for the series, akin to the live-action sci-fi show called Sliders, was the story of a band of adventurous, cuddly, dog-like creatures who utilized a fluppy crystal key to open inter-dimensional doorways. They became lost between worlds while trying to find their way home and end up on Earth.
32:00 <\romeo> what the fuck was i watching lol
32:00 <paNdiS> lol
32:00 <\romeo> :)
33:00 <\romeo> are the red coats really coming?
34:00 <\romeo> anyway who's hungry?
34:00 <\romeo> i had a sandwich
36:00 <\romeo> beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
37:00 <Thoth> Day 2: still no illegal bikies sent by Saemon at my doorstep to arrest
38:00 <\romeo> don't you jimmy me jules
38:00 <\romeo> :P
40:00 <\romeo> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
40:00 <Thoth> Does anybody know the number for Jimmy Rustles?
41:00 <TheStraightJacketsAreComing> hi simba
44:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> toned
44:00 <BlackDevil> simba has nice smelling pubes
45:00 <milk> do they smell like AIDS?
46:00 <BlackDevil> HIV+
50:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
50:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> shit shit shit shit shit
51:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> black black black black black
51:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> white white white white white
52:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> Bjrk Vespertine Full Album (2001).mp3
52:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> goodnight peoples
57:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> good smoke
57:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> =)
59:00 <Maurice> I hate you so much.
59:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> good
00:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> i hate you more than i hate terrorists
01:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> good song
01:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> it's not up to you
01:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> hi Ana_Ng
04:00 <BlackDevil> [[alien8d\romeo]]
04:00 <BlackDevil> do you like your poop runny
04:00 <BlackDevil> or solid
06:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> im not gunna dignify that with an answer
06:00 <BlackDevil> you should
07:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> i should also throw you out of a plane
07:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> but i don't c that happening
07:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> anyday
07:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> :P
07:00 <BlackDevil> i cant fly
07:00 <BlackDevil> terrorist watch list
07:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> i c
08:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> sleep for me soon
08:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> what a big day
09:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> Forty Licks
09:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> Album by The Rolling Stones
09:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> Play AlbumShare
09:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> 40Songs
10:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> gotta spend that internet money wisely
10:00 <BlackDevil> i got a free U2 Album
10:00 <BlackDevil> oh my phone
10:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> cool man
11:00 <BlackDevil> jealous?
11:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> haha
11:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> i don't think so
11:00 <BlackDevil> should be
11:00 <BlackDevil> U2 man
12:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> hehe
12:00 <[[alien8d\romeo]]> okay
16:00 <screwss> al around me are familiar faces
16:00 <screwss> worn out spaces, worn out places, worn out spacess
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I got up too late
21:00 <Bastardly_One> bit bored
21:00 <BlackDevil> you missed the apple phone?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice was saying the first person in perth to get one dropped his 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
22:00 <Maurice> He did
23:00 <BlackDevil> he did
23:00 <BlackDevil> first drop
23:00 <BlackDevil> first chipped
23:00 <BlackDevil> first broken screen
23:00 <BlackDevil> lol
23:00 <Maurice> Tempted to go smash them out of their hands
23:00 <BlackDevil> that would be a felony
23:00 <Bastardly_One> serves him right
25:00 <Bastardly_One> who the hell spends all that time lining up for a phone anyway
25:00 <Bastardly_One> except i-phone users
25:00 <Bastardly_One> enough said
25:00 <BlackDevil> i waited in line
26:00 <BlackDevil> just to spend $800 for a U2 album
26:00 <BlackDevil> lol
31:00 <paNdiS> https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10628507_10152624165749471_2311208890369991456_n.jpg?oh=57f48a31684f36f84ba7cabd62ff5655&oe=54C71ECB
31:00 <paNdiS> :P
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I got some shoes from a drug dealer today
31:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't know he laced them but I've been tripping all day
38:00 <paNdiS> lol
38:00 <BlackDevil> post her nudes
42:00 <BlackDevil> years are the best lube
42:00 <BlackDevil> tears
42:00 <paNdiS> was off fb Inked Magazine
42:00 <paNdiS> im enjoying transformers four
42:00 <paNdiS> marky mark is boss
44:00 <BlackDevil> its sitting on my computer
44:00 <BlackDevil> waiting
44:00 <BlackDevil> to be
44:00 <BlackDevil> watched
44:00 <paNdiS> I like how different it is to the others
45:00 <BlackDevil> very different
45:00 <BlackDevil> like actors
45:00 <BlackDevil> all actors
45:00 <paNdiS> like vaginas
45:00 <paNdiS> all vaginas
46:00 <paNdiS> apparently there's a three finned spinosaurus dinobot
46:00 <paNdiS> I WANA SEE IT ALREADY
46:00 <BlackDevil> i heard that robots have sex
49:00 <paNdiS> probs way kinkier than our sex
51:00 <paNdiS> human sex is so boring and filthy
53:00 <paNdiS> chinese chick in this movie is my future wife
53:00 <paNdiS> even if she is old by then bro
53:00 <paNdiS> im gonna kung pow her chicken
54:00 <milk> you got the money for kantong?
54:00 <Saemon> oi Bastardly_One how many times i gotta ya
54:00 <Saemon> smash ya old cunt
00:00 <BlackDevil> how do you shave yourself paNdiS
03:00 <paNdiS> ?
03:00 <paNdiS> how do you mean
06:00 <BlackDevil> you know, your balls
08:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One cunt u awake?
08:00 <Saemon> if i dont get sleep you dont get sleep
08:00 <Saemon> wake the fuck up
08:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One passed out drunk
09:00 <paNdiS> swear words would have made this movie beast
17:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu
18:00 <BlackDevil> oh i guess he didnt pass out
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm playing Watch_Dogs
28:00 <BlackDevil> im watching you watch watch dogs
30:00 <BlackDevil> im going to take a shower if you want to watch
30:00 <BlackDevil> its http://127.0.0.1
31:00 <paNdiS> sweet
31:00 <paNdiS> aaahaha
32:00 <BlackDevil> there is a cum show at the end
33:00 <BlackDevil> New Jersey teacher charged for allegedly having sex with 5 of her students 
33:00 <BlackDevil> she aint bad looking
35:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
35:00 <Bastardly_One> those digital trips are fun
35:00 <Saemon> luckiest students in the world
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that car one of just running shit down is fun
48:00 <paNdiS> 5
48:00 <paNdiS> lol
48:00 <paNdiS> haha b1 hells yea
49:00 <paNdiS> ive only digital tripped the car
51:00 <BlackDevil> awww only 1 person watched
51:00 <paNdiS> lol
52:00 <BlackDevil> i gave you the link
52:00 <paNdiS> was watchin end of a movie
55:00 <BlackDevil> you've missed a good cum show
55:00 <paNdiS> hahaha
55:00 <paNdiS> im playin spider tank
05:00 <paNdiS> ahhh crap ah died!
05:00 <paNdiS> ahahahahaha that spider trip rules
27:00 <paNdiS> i could do that spider trip forever LOL
39:00 <Bastardly_One> what's that one about?
52:00 <paNdiS> you're a giant mechanical tarantula
52:00 <paNdiS> terrorizing the city :P
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am a spider
53:00 <paNdiS> lol j
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> I need coffee
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> Go make me some cause I am naked
54:00 <paNdiS> i was ready for bed then i had a shower :P
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> I might have a wank
55:00 <paNdiS> i havent for like 2 weeks
55:00 <paNdiS> lol
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sif
56:00 <paNdiS> ye not feelin it aha
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> J I went to the darkside and sold the xbox and now play the ps3
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Cbf with a one or ps4
03:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
03:00 <Bastardly_One> what games do you play?
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey b1
03:00 <Bastardly_One> morning
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mainly bf4
03:00 <paNdiS> haha
04:00 <paNdiS> Fall Patch out soon
04:00 <paNdiS> for bf4 woooo
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> I forgot my soldier log on so I had to make a new one
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> But I enjoy leveling
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
05:00 <Bastardly_One> finally up to random online hackers
05:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't caught one yet though
07:00 <paNdiS> online hacking is so easy
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> So is your mum
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the drinking game isn't easy on a PS3
10:00 <paNdiS> lol
10:00 <paNdiS> howcome?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> because I said so
11:00 <paNdiS> it's easy to begin with
11:00 <paNdiS> get;s harder
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> What game
21:00 <paNdiS> watchdogs
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> Havent played it
22:00 <paNdiS> iz dope
25:00 <paNdiS> aaaaaaaaaaaahahaha the psychadelic trip is fantastic awesome
25:00 <paNdiS> bong it n play that Bastardly_One
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that was kind of fun
35:00 <paNdiS> the flower one?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
35:00 <paNdiS> lols
38:00 <paNdiS> i hate with drinkin game with white guy with hat in city
38:00 <paNdiS> when it inverts axis
38:00 <paNdiS> im all AAAHHH
38:00 <paNdiS> lol
39:00 <paNdiS> these p[ussys cant drink for shit
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I've decided that's enough games
40:00 <Bastardly_One> now to bore myself to sleep somehow
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <paNdiS> yeah same
42:00 <paNdiS> fk now im not tired
46:00 <paNdiS> i wana fuck Clara
46:00 <paNdiS> idc if she is a game character.
48:00 <paNdiS> snort teh ballz
50:00 <Skirmish> How did last night go?  Did Panda get high on moth balls and lose his shit?
04:00 <zaim> https://ve2cuy.wordpress.com/my-home-data-center/
52:00 <mrdanger> ladies
01:00 <milk> http://i.imgur.com/JcJpATs.jpg
32:00 <zaim> https://soundcloud.com/skylab3/shine
41:00 <Skirmish> Language is not neutral. It shapes people’s thinking, assumptions and values; it privileges some voices and silences
41:00 <Skirmish> others 
41:00 <Skirmish> SO SICK OF THIS STATEMENT RIGHT NOW. 
48:00 <milk> what if you say "I kind of like those curtains if you do."
51:00 <Lumeah> Humanity had gone to shit. 
55:00 <Rak> "anyone who believes that statement is a pedo"
55:00 <Rak> work complete
57:00 <Lumeah> Everyones a pedo. 
58:00 <Lumeah> :p
07:00 <Skirmish> lol Rak
51:00 <bradd_pitts> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26ZCkHgiYk0&feature=youtu.be
51:00 <bradd_pitts> Skirmish
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Why Raising the Terror Alert Won't Save You (Sep 18, 2014) 4:40 - Category: Comedy - 13,807 views - 988 likes (96.2%), 39 dislikes (3.8%)
51:00 <bradd_pitts> watch this.
53:00 <paNdiS> fk me 3 hrs sleep
54:00 <paNdiS> there should be a new dating show on tv that asks all the right questions
55:00 <paNdiS> like asking the chick "if we were watching a romantic movie and you needed to fart, would you fart or hold it in out of respect for me? Your master."
55:00 <TokenDaRing> there's too many horrible shows as it is
55:00 <paNdiS> hahaha
55:00 <paNdiS> have you seen Vs Arashi on sbs?
57:00 <paNdiS> [10:20] -Rickrolled- GO FUCK YOURSELF
57:00 <paNdiS> -
57:00 <paNdiS> [10:24] -Rickrolled- you shouldn't wank so much then faggot
58:00 <paNdiS> must b that 4chan guy maurice talked bout
59:00 <ashleighXtrinity> There are police at psybr's house
59:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Lollll
00:00 <paNdiS> WHAT
00:00 <paNdiS> how do uno? and y?
00:00 <paNdiS> and r u hiding a secret relationship i wana gossip about?
00:00 <ashleighXtrinity> I live on his street. Dunno why
00:00 <paNdiS> what teh fuck
01:00 <paNdiS> and u wont add him as a friend on that site?
01:00 <paNdiS> lol
01:00 <paNdiS> so mean
01:00 <paNdiS> YOU DROVE HIM CRAZY WOMAN! now teh cops are there.. :/
01:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Correct I dont want him stalking me any more than he already does
01:00 <paNdiS> O_o
02:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Im in a relationship lol
02:00 <paNdiS> so u think like he's a weirdo n cant be mates?
02:00 <paNdiS> u could friendzone him easy..
03:00 <ashleighXtrinity> He is a weirdo. And im anti social I dont want mates I have to see in person
03:00 <paNdiS> I would be friends with anyone, that has a loaded gun pressed against my head.
03:00 <paNdiS> are you in an irl relationship?
04:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Yep
04:00 <paNdiS> so least ur not a freak..
04:00 <paNdiS> OMGOSH RICHARD FROM AMERICA I AM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU!
04:00 <paNdiS> WAT, MY BANK ACCOUNT DETAILS? OH SURE
04:00 <paNdiS> hhaha
05:00 <ashleighXtrinity> ...
05:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Lay off the drugs man
05:00 <paNdiS> i had 3 hrs sleep let me alone
06:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Go sleep?
06:00 <paNdiS> it's 10:30am!
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmmmm
07:00 <paNdiS> j!!
07:00 <paNdiS> ashleigh is rude.
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> No
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its his evil twin K
08:00 <paNdiS> lets fuck!
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> No
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Penis is sore from wanking
08:00 <paNdiS> haha
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fucking ps3 just froze
09:00 <paNdiS> shrug
09:00 <paNdiS> y did u get ridda 360?
09:00 <paNdiS> u fkn work, getta xbox one fgt
09:00 <paNdiS> then bf4 with me 
09:00 <TokenDaRing> bf4 isn't fun
09:00 <TokenDaRing> it's like cod
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> No they are gay
09:00 <TokenDaRing> no difference
10:00 <paNdiS> big difference
10:00 <TokenDaRing> not really
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am going to go buy beer
10:00 <paNdiS> buy vodka and put it in the freezer you fkn woman 
10:00 <paNdiS> <3 u babe
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol vodka
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ewwww
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> Might go wash the bike aswell
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bye cunts
11:00 <paNdiS> peace bub
11:00 <paNdiS> mwa
12:00 <gunzo> fuck of hawks   i dont want the hawks to win the Grand final
12:00 <gunzo> i hate hte hawks
12:00 <gunzo> fuck off
12:00 <gunzo> hawk cunts
12:00 <gunzo> i wana gun em all down
13:00 <gunzo> fuckin hawk
13:00 <paNdiS> lol
13:00 <paNdiS> hah
13:00 <gunzo> im so angry right now i could kill a hawks supporter
14:00 <paNdiS> do it
15:00 <gunzo> are u one?
15:00 <gunzo> any hawks supporters in here got the balls to raise their hand?
15:00 <gunzo> ill sniff u out
15:00 <gunzo> u cant hide 
15:00 <gunzo> dirty fucking hawk supporters
16:00 <paNdiS> nah im not
16:00 <gunzo> u can fuck off and die
16:00 <paNdiS> soz
16:00 <paNdiS> but i think afl is meh 
16:00 <gunzo> if the hawks are up at the 3/4 mark in the grand final,  i will detonate a bomb
16:00 <gunzo> ive organised a terrorist to do the job
16:00 <gunzo> hawks wont win over my dead body
17:00 <gunzo> they can fuck off
20:00 <Skirmish> bradd_pitts: lol @ the youtube video.  
20:00 <gunzo> i will get jiahd to take jarred roughhead hostage and behead him
20:00 <gunzo> if the hawks win
22:00 <Skirmish> Is this your twin brother paNdiS?
24:00 <gunzo> brittneyyyyyyyyyyyyy
25:00 <gunzo> brittneyyyyyyyyyyyyy
26:00 <gunzo> man   i feel gooey
26:00 <gunzo> all nost running down my nose, a lump in my throat, shit stained jocks sticking to my arse
26:00 <gunzo> *snot
27:00 <gunzo> i cbf taking a shower
27:00 <gunzo> i hate showers!@
27:00 <gunzo> why should i have to take a shower
27:00 <gunzo> why should i have to get off my arse and walk
27:00 <Ana_Ng> you stink
27:00 <gunzo> good
27:00 <gunzo> smell my stench
28:00 <gunzo> why should i have to go to the toilet
28:00 <gunzo> i want a toilet near me
28:00 <gunzo> i i want my own servants
28:00 <gunzo> i wannna be a king
29:00 <gunzo> do u dare to tell the truth and nothing but the truth brittney?
29:00 <gunzo> i do
29:00 <gunzo> swear ont eh holy bible
29:00 <gunzo> now eat a yum bum fug cuck duck
30:00 <gunzo> i do
30:00 <gunzo> he jumped on me
30:00 <gunzo> like a chicken on a dune bug
31:00 <gunzo> u shit fuking arse kicking dick nibbing fuck trucking cock bocking jock mocking wank panking dick nicking shit hitting piss missing dick
31:00 <gunzo> i ike bum
31:00 <gunzo> fun in the bummmmmmmmmmmmm
31:00 <gunzo> gay times"
32:00 <gunzo> 1979 liberache"
32:00 <gunzo> hmmmm  i might go now
32:00 <gunzo> go have a poop
32:00 <gunzo> in a scoop
32:00 <gunzo> and a loop
33:00 <gunzo> god i love the smell of my own farts
33:00 <gunzo> im going back to bed
33:00 <gunzo> ok?
33:00 <gunzo> ok usa
33:00 <gunzo> ja ja
33:00 <gunzo> ha ha 
33:00 <gunzo> ra ra
33:00 <gunzo> ok  i tink i go buy some pink candy
34:00 <gunzo> i like candyyyyyyyyy
34:00 <gunzo> la ra da
34:00 <gunzo> i am the man from japan who lives in a pan holding a can in a van
34:00 <gunzo> ok ok
35:00 <gunzo> hihi
35:00 <gunzo> im fruita puta loota
35:00 <gunzo> bon voyage pirates
36:00 <gunzo> it doesnt seem ironic that the man with the key locked out of the house got in the house without a key
36:00 <gunzo> my name is kuldip chuga, please stick up your hands and pull down your pants
36:00 <gunzo> did that get u thinking??
36:00 <gunzo> how can u pull down your pants when your hands are in the air?
37:00 <gunzo> see what i mean,  brain science in action
37:00 <gunzo> only  genius would know
37:00 <paNdiS> who the fuck are you?
37:00 <paNdiS> beagle?
37:00 <gunzo> question is
38:00 <gunzo> who teh fuck is fuck?
38:00 <gunzo> i dunno, ask God, he knows everything.
39:00 <gunzo> my name is tullilluah
39:00 <classy_biatchh19> morninggg :)
39:00 <gunzo> i am from a land far far away
39:00 <paNdiS> stfu
39:00 <gunzo> there wa a man in Jericho called Zacheus
40:00 <gunzo> but the hebrews, they were told
40:00 <gunzo> and Zacheus, he was cold
40:00 <gunzo> so he ate some porridge with a na na
40:00 <gunzo> u wanna a na na?
41:00 <paNdiS> you are drunk as fuck
41:00 <gunzo> ah  si its delish, but dats no how u make porridge
41:00 <gunzo> a na na is a banana
41:00 <gunzo> do u wanna a na na?
41:00 <paNdiS> it's 11 30 am you drunk shit
41:00 <paNdiS> go to bed
42:00 <gunzo> nikky loves dikky
42:00 <gunzo> pandis loves to watch nikky lick dikky
42:00 <gunzo> my god,  its bright red with purple spots
42:00 <Nikky`> paNdiS is weird like that but it makes him happy so I let him watch
42:00 <Skirmish> paNdiS never gets any dicky lick.
43:00 <gunzo> and its not even a dominos ad
43:00 <gunzo> so i refuse to connect the dots
43:00 <paNdiS> ;) nikz
43:00 <Skirmish> What are you up to Nikky`?
43:00 <gunzo> after all, what really is in the box with the dots?
43:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish make an effort to make today the first day a priest.
43:00 <Nikky`> not a lot, having my first coffee..you?
44:00 <Skirmish> You watch this guy go paNdiS because when you're high as a kite off fairy floss this is how you carry on.  Like an unimaginable fuckwit. 
44:00 <paNdiS> you're the self imposed leader of the brainiacs 
44:00 <paNdiS> so I suppose I shouldn't pay any attention to your bs.
44:00 <gunzo> brainiac,  i love that show
44:00 <paNdiS> it is a good show
45:00 <Skirmish> Nikky`: Just had lunch. About to read my last article I need for an assignment for uni (hopefully) and relaxing doing all this at work. 
45:00 <gunzo> it makes my fro grow
45:00 <gunzo> like a cross between ali baba and air jordan
45:00 <gunzo> read???????????  lmao    
45:00 <gunzo> id shoot myself in th head if i had to read something
45:00 <gunzo> fuck uni
45:00 <paNdiS> for such a smart guy, you can't write for shit
46:00 <Skirmish> Says the guy who doesn't use punctuation. 
46:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWs_WQG8cG4
46:00 <paNdiS> hah
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Golden Age　　～Max Coveri～ (Oct 2, 2010) 4:15 - Category: People & Blogs - 34,550 views - 91 likes (96.8%), 3 dislikes (3.2%)
46:00 <gunzo> uni is for puni guys who arent tough enough to make it ont he streets
46:00 <paNdiS> you think punctuation can save this "Nikky`: Just had lunch. About to read my last article I need for an assignment for uni (hopefully) and relaxing doing all this at work."
46:00 <gunzo> im tough, i dont need uni
46:00 <Skirmish> You are a living contradiction paNdiS.  
47:00 <paNdiS> no, I'm not an asshole is what I am
47:00 <Nikky`> Sounds like you have your day planned.. I just want to go to gym (so I don't feel guilty) come home and back to bed
47:00 <gunzo> skirmish graduates with a bachelor of arts and then claims centrelink for the rest of his life
47:00 <Skirmish> Well get going then! Make it an extra 5 mins today to make up for yesterday.
48:00 <TokenDaRing> most politicians have a bachelor of arts
48:00 <gunzo> oi Skirm, waht the fuck ar eu studying
48:00 <TokenDaRing> don't knock it man
48:00 <TokenDaRing> they make a lot out of that
48:00 <gunzo> a bachelor of poofterisation
48:00 <Nikky`> ssssh Skirmish.. after my coffee
48:00 <Skirmish> gunzo: Bachelor of Arts majoring in Security, Terrorism and Counter-Terrorism. 
49:00 <paNdiS> LOL
49:00 <Nikky`> And yeah, I need to go few more days this week.. I had one lazy week :/
49:00 <paNdiS> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
49:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish that's a good choice given how things are
49:00 <gunzo> so u think your gonna be a james bond hero fighting terrorists
49:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: Indeed it is.  Will give me lots of opportunity to advance higher. 
49:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm doing arts/law myself
50:00 <Skirmish> Yes gunzo ... I will be James Bond. 
50:00 <TokenDaRing> majoring internation law and copyright law
50:00 <TokenDaRing> international*
50:00 <Skirmish> Sounds interesting.  Text books will cost you a motza. 
50:00 <gunzo> how the fuck do u get interested in such stuff
50:00 <TokenDaRing> haha yeah
50:00 <TokenDaRing> they're pricy
50:00 <gunzo> something like that would bore me to death
50:00 <TokenDaRing> thing is they release new editions every year too
51:00 <gunzo> i couldnt even read one page of a book about law
51:00 <TokenDaRing> and the courses update for the new edition
51:00 <TokenDaRing> so you can't really buy second hand textbooks
51:00 <Skirmish> gunzo: My existing career.  That degree is a natural progression on my career path. 
51:00 <gunzo> i can never study,  my head is too fucked up
51:00 <TokenDaRing> well
51:00 <Skirmish> I always buy new. I never sell my textbooks either.  Developing quite a library. 
51:00 <TokenDaRing> I'll be happy when I'm finished and passed the bar
52:00 <Skirmish> How long do you have to go? 
52:00 <gunzo> fuck tht and your uni shit,  i hope u waste your lives studying useless shit
52:00 <Skirmish> As opposed to living a life of useless shit gunzo?
53:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah because being a lawyer is useless
53:00 <TokenDaRing> sorry
53:00 <gunzo> your making me so frustrated i feel like walking into a uni campus some day and goingon a shooting spree
53:00 <TokenDaRing> when I'm earning more than twice annually what you bring in, I'll be sure to think that
53:00 <Skirmish> Twice? I think you give him too much credit. 
54:00 <gunzo> im on a disability pension earning $17k a year and happy
54:00 <TokenDaRing> oh
54:00 <gunzo> so fuck u
54:00 <TokenDaRing> ok well more than twice by far then 
54:00 <Nikky`> It is not useless..can help the dickheads in here.. irc laywer 
54:00 <Nikky`> make a killing
54:00 <gunzo> lawyers are hated by everyone
54:00 <gunzo> u scum sucking theif
55:00 <gunzo> youll never get my business
55:00 <paNdiS> I love lawyers.
55:00 <gunzo> id rather represent myself in court for nothing than pay u anything
55:00 <Skirmish> Come back here TokenDaRing and take paNdiS to court for his copyright violations. All those movies he downloads.
55:00 <Nikky`> So, will they come after you to see if you really need pension and have to actually work? think many might be done here for thaty
55:00 <paNdiS> heh
55:00 <paNdiS> cheap shot
55:00 <paNdiS> doc!
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> so sick of that nick
56:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: not worthwhile suing for individual copyright violations
56:00 <doctor> morning pandas
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> morning man
56:00 <TokenDaRing> it's more profitable when they actually make copies and profit from it
56:00 <TokenDaRing> then you can really fucking take them to the cleaners
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'd love to see somebody try
56:00 <Skirmish> Panda shares the link around. He is a facilitator of copyright violation. 
57:00 <TokenDaRing> PandasDontDrive just wait for the TPP to go ahead
57:00 <TokenDaRing> then yes, someone will try
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's then
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> this is now
57:00 <Skirmish> Just yesterday he was linking to the new Transformers movie.  He is so out of touch he actually thinks people still watch that shit. 
57:00 <TokenDaRing> pretty short vision 
57:00 <TokenDaRing> oh god the new movie was crap
57:00 <TokenDaRing> I wouldn't waste bandwidth on it
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> Skirmish why do you feel so compulsed to talk about me
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're such an attention seeker
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> your insecurities must drive you crazy.
58:00 <Skirmish> Because when I want to make an example of stupidity you are a constant source of them. 
58:00 <TokenDaRing> PandasDontDrive if you went to uni and got a real job, you might be able to afford a car to drive
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> I've been to uni
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> years and years ago
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> I didn't running around telling everybody about it
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> like some people feel the need to.
59:00 <Skirmish> You were a cleaner at a uni. Doesn't mean you "went to uni". 
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_O
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> when the fuck was I a cleaner?
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> is there a part of my life you lived for me? 
00:00 <Skirmish> I would have hung myself if my life ever matched your own.
00:00 <Skirmish> I'm not a coward. 
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's great
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> what ever builds that self esteem.
01:00 <TokenDaRing> what did you do at uni, PandasDontDrive?
01:00 <Skirmish> Your continued existence is only achievable through your mothers generosity, the governments generosity and your own inability to realise that taking your own life is the only success you will ever enjoy. 
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^why I don't want to talk about my life.
03:00 <TokenDaRing> so you'll give people shit for their lives, but won't talk about your own?
03:00 <TokenDaRing> seems a bit cowardly
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> you've got that backward.
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm just reacting to being trolled/abused by Skirmish.
05:00 <TokenDaRing> you said you were at uni, what did you do there?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> mostly just slept with dudes.
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> I dropped out so it's irrelevent
07:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPG2wN_R1f8
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> but I do have a car.
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: King Of The Night　　～Thomas T.～ (Oct 3, 2010) 4:16 - Category: People & Blogs - 15,156 views - 21 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
07:00 <mrdanger> skirmish, ask your kid if he can get me a stick bruz
09:00 <Skirmish> He wouldn't know what I was talking about.
09:00 <mrdanger> lol
09:00 <mrdanger> this again
10:00 <mrdanger> its ok I dont really want a stick, I was just trying to see if you had adapted to reality as yet
10:00 <Skirmish> The fact I have an open line of communication with my son gets to you doesn't it.
10:00 <mrdanger> no, your absurd belief that unlike any parent that has ever existed, you know everything about your sons life, amuses me
11:00 <mrdanger> i did it all for the lulz
11:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish it's more the fact that you clearly had sex
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
11:00 <TokenDaRing> it would seem that to some, like mrdanger, sex is only an abstract concept they will never experience
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> please don't breed with the female you're with now Skirmish
12:00 <mrdanger> TokenDaRing: why you make fun of my virginity for?
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> do you even know where you left it mrdanger ;)
14:00 <Skirmish> mrdanger is fine. He was just taking a shot at trollin.
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> Katatonia - Discouraged Ones
15:00 <Skirmish> Don't breed?  I have to breed PandasDontDrive. Without people like me adding to the population we would be overwhelmed by people such at yourself and stupidity would become the norm. 
15:00 <TokenDaRing> PandasDontDrive seems bitter
16:00 <Skirmish> With each child I add to the population I improve our chances of marching on through the centuries as a successful species. 
17:00 <Skirmish> You on the other hand PandasDontDrive .... you should be chemically prevented from producing sperm altogether. 
17:00 <mrdanger> skirmish is a solid 110
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> Oh my glob
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> you did not just type that
19:00 <Skirmish> The likes of TokenDaRing, mrdanger, myself and other intellectuals that visit this cesspit of imbecility are the only chance humanity has. 
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you hit a new low.
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> way to insult everybody in the channel, again.
19:00 <Skirmish> I hit you?
20:00 <Skirmish> Well, you just insulted everyone in the channel by implying that there are no intellectuals here. 
20:00 <Skirmish> I covered all my bases. 
20:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah PandasDontDrive that isn't cool
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> no I didn't
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> and no you didn't
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck you're stupid.
20:00 <TokenDaRing> PandasDontDrive you're a real jerk
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm a jerk?
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> no way!!!
21:00 <Skirmish> No, a jerk knowingly does what he does.  Panda is just dumb. He has no control over it. 
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah, no, that'd be you.
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> I choose to give you shit
21:00 <Skirmish> hue hue hue I know you are you said you are so what am I? 
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's amusing
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> you can't help yourself
21:00 <Skirmish> You give me shit?  Really? 
22:00 <Skirmish> I don't see it. 
22:00 <MrMark> booo
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> Look I can't do this right now, I've a pig in my room I need to attend to.
22:00 <Skirmish> I see the feeble attempts of a half wit struggling to keep up.  Is that what you mean? 
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol no
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> y so srs all the time 
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> ARRGGGHHH I RLY HATE U PANDIS!
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> RRRRRRRRRRGGG U WOULDNT WANA MEET ME IRL
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahaha
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> remember lol lol remember how you insinuated that you could bash me irl
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> we had a word for guys like you back in the day.. Toy.
27:00 <Mew> lol lol
28:00 <TokenDaRing> PandasDontDrive are you ok?
28:00 <TokenDaRing> you seem very upset
28:00 <Mew> he's stuttering irc  style
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> im chill
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> havin fun wit my pal Skirmish
28:00 <Skirmish> Well I don't bash people at all but if we were involved in a scuffle for argument sake I know I would come out fairing much better than yourself PandasDontDrive. 
28:00 <Mew> remember lol lol remember when when wh
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahahahaha
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> In a scuffle ay govna!
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's impossible to predict and you know it.. so why say it
29:00 <Skirmish> Only bogan trash bash people.  Like how you bashed that woman. 
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha
30:00 <Skirmish> You did it because you are bogan trash. 
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> you finally go there
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha every day lol!!!
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh man my face is so sore lol
31:00 <Mew> don't forget he's welsh, Maori and Scottish but born in aus
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
31:00 <Skirmish> That fact that you appear to be proud of your actions only serves to magnify your insignificance PandasDontDrive
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!!!!!!
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> what ever helps you man
32:00 <MrMark> we all behaving?
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> type it out
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> dr panda is ear to listen
32:00 <Skirmish> Mew: I am sure he has a story for everything in his attempts to make himself sound more impressive than he is in reality. 
33:00 <Mew> can't polish a turd
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> now you're talkin to her about me lol
33:00 <Skirmish> "Oh dear, people are realising I am an utter shit bird ... BUT 2 x PLAYSTATION 4's!!"
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> could you afford to buy two playstation 4s?
33:00 <Mew> luk at deez homo pants im guna buy uno
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i could go out right now and buy two
34:00 <Mew> but budget!!
34:00 <faux> dolla dolla bill yallll
34:00 <Skirmish> lol
34:00 <Skirmish> I could buy TWO $30 pants.  TWO ... big pimpin up in S.A. 
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh my gosh
35:00 <TokenDaRing> PandasDontDrive did you save some dole money up?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> so you're the guy that loves baggy pants
35:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I like baggy jeans. Not homo street wear. 
35:00 <Mew> he just remembered that time you guys spoke about pants
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> that is homo wear
35:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
35:00 <Skirmish> You're the expert. 
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> nobody wears that shit anymore
35:00 <TokenDaRing> PandasDontDrive prefers the non-homo skinny jeans
35:00 <TokenDaRing> clearly not homo
35:00 <Mew> ew
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont like skinny jeans
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> i used to
36:00 <TokenDaRing> ROFL
36:00 <Mew> he probably wears leggings
36:00 <Skirmish> lol so it has to be current fashion does it Panda?  You market slave wannabe. 
36:00 <TokenDaRing> Mew likely yes
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> no Skirmish, but baggy jeans were always shit
36:00 <Mew> the spandex moon face strikes again
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> most of us realized just how shit
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> and moved on
36:00 <TokenDaRing> PandasDontDrive what do you wear? no pants?
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm a fucking Panda
36:00 <Skirmish> So your entire argument is "my pants I like are better than the pants you like".  Right? 
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> have you seen a fucking Panda wearing pants?
37:00 <TokenDaRing> wait
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> No
37:00 <TokenDaRing> you actually think you're a panda?
37:00 <TokenDaRing> god damn furries
37:00 <TokenDaRing> you can't escape them anyway
37:00 <TokenDaRing> or anywhere 
37:00 <Skirmish> He validates his failure to achieve anything in his life so far with being as lazy as a panda. 
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> DONT INSULT WHO I AM INSIDE
38:00 <TokenDaRing> so that explains why he doesn't go to the bathroom?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was born a Panda inside a naked baby boy
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> i poop behind my mandarin tree..
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf is your problem with furries
38:00 <Skirmish> I think we've pushed him too far. He's lost it. He has started to drink domestos. 
38:00 <Mew> infact heres a photo of pandas having a cig bro wearing aforementioned leggings http://www.featurepics.com/FI/Thumb300/20090108/Sexy-Smoking-Fat-Guy-1027841.jpg 
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> HAHAHAHAHA
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's rocknrolla man!
39:00 <Mew> hahahaha yeah man!
40:00 <Doodle> Mew
40:00 <Mew> doodah
40:00 <Doodle> if i buy you a sheepskin bikini will you come buff my car
40:00 <Mew> um.. yes
40:00 <Doodle> win
40:00 <Doodle> where do you get a sheepskin bikini from
40:00 <Mew> russia
41:00 <Doodle> ok when it arrives in 4-6 weeks i will let you know
41:00 <Mew> 3-4wks p&h
41:00 <Doodle> lol
41:00 <Skirmish> pics
41:00 <Mew> http://www.featurepics.com/FI/Thumb300/20090108/Sexy-Smoking-Fat-Guy-1027841.jpg
42:00 <Mew> there u go
42:00 <Ana_Ng> not gonna click that
42:00 <Doodle> http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/0/9/8/9/8/0/webimg/619321306_tp.jpg
42:00 <Doodle> closest i could find to sheepskin
43:00 <Doodle> she must be so warm in all that
44:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Dave Dobbyn - Slice Of Heaven.mp3 (10.24MB 128kbps Stereo 11:10)
46:00 <TokenDaRing> PandasDontDrive you never answered what pants you like
47:00 <TokenDaRing> so what is it?
49:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Tight Fit - The Lion Sleeps Tonight.mp3 (2.91MB 128kbps Stereo 3:11)
49:00 <British^Meat> heh, dude gets bullied daily now
49:00 <Doodle> such is the ebb and flow of #melbourne
50:00 <Mew> https://img0.etsystatic.com/000/0/6540497/il_570xN.283197504.jpg
50:00 <Doodle> you're not getting on my bonnet with those boots on
51:00 <gremlinz> she can get on anything she likes
52:00 <gremlinz> NAYTHING!
52:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Aerosmith - Janie's Got A Gun.mp3 (5.04MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:30)
53:00 <Mew> g unit!
53:00 <Doodle> yellow lights
53:00 <Doodle> gunit lights
54:00 <Doodle> they leave that out of the driving booklets
54:00 <Doodle> amber light means shift down at least 2 gears and depress accellerator fully to floor
58:00 <Skirmish> I do that. The car revs a lot, but not much else happens.
59:00 <Doodle> lol
59:00 <Doodle> i hired a nissan micra with a cvt in it once
59:00 <Doodle> it was like that
00:00 <Skirmish> lol paddles? 
00:00 <Doodle> nope
00:00 <Skirmish> The XV has flappy paddles.
01:00 <Doodle> yeah a 10yo honda jazz has flappy paddles
01:00 <Doodle> means fuck all if its connected to a cvt
01:00 <Skirmish> Yeah the XV is. I am impressed with the XV setup though. 
02:00 <Doodle> whoever invented the cvt killed the soul of future cars for years
02:00 <Skirmish> It's not going to snap your head back, but there is no hassle moving with traffic from lights. 
05:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk9XYQMRiLY
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pretty Lights - Finally Moving (Aug 6, 2009) 4:39 - Category: Music - 15,299,441 views - 65,941 likes (98.2%), 1,230 dislikes (1.8%)
14:00 <Skirmish> We're going to eatpizza.
14:00 <Fez> Leaning tower of eatpizza
18:00 <Fez> Milk
19:00 <milk> ?
21:00 <Fez> Hi
22:00 <milk> hi Fez
22:00 <Rak> how can pizza be truly enjoyed with pants on?!
23:00 <Rak> menulog that shit
23:00 <milk> is that supposed to be a) funny, b) enlightened, or c) cool ?
23:00 <Fez> Pants pizza
24:00 <Rak> d) all of the above
25:00 <couleurs> e) gg
28:00 <milk> G20 is boring
28:00 <Fez> Whens G21?
29:00 <milk> nothing happening, it's like watching a public servants meeting where they decide that process is important
29:00 <Rak> and you were expecting?
30:00 <milk> well it's just...
30:00 <milk> with all this hightened terrorism alert I was at least expecting a truck bomb
31:00 <milk> damn terrorists cant even hail a cab without a pig doing it for them
32:00 <milk> probably gonna build skyscraper jails in sydney for arabs next
41:00 <Skirmish> OHHHHH YEEEEEEEAH. 
41:00 <Skirmish> Done like a dinner. 
47:00 <Skirmish> This is my first experience with turnitin ... I am excited. 
49:00 <couleurs> turnitinati 
51:00 <Skirmish> Well that was a bit of an anti climax.
52:00 <Rak> standard digital submission?
55:00 <Skirmish> I believe it's pretty standard Rak. 
55:00 <Rak> it's used at usyd as well
55:00 <Skirmish> Feel much better now though. My brain was starting to hurt. 
56:00 <Skirmish> Probably the same thing. This is through Curtin Uni.
56:00 <Skirmish> I am going to buy a chocolate bar to reward myself.
59:00 <TheRon> i'd rather have a beer
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> throw us a beer ronnie
00:00 <couleurs> everton!!!!!!!!
01:00 <TheRon> waste of good beer
01:00 <British^Meat> southampton #2
01:00 <Fez> Breasts
01:00 <TheRon> yes, EVERTON!!!!
01:00 <MrMark> boo
02:00 <TheRon> little creatures
03:00 <couleurs> go liver pool.............
04:00 <TheRon> boooo!
07:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!
08:00 <British^Meat> 3 ps4s!
11:00 <couleurs> that's a lot
14:00 <TheRon> swans or hawks?
14:00 <TheRon> swans by 18
14:00 <couleurs> go da dees
14:00 <TheRon> well said
15:00 <Skirmish> I would like a beer too TheRon.  Work frowns upon it though. 
15:00 <couleurs> iphone!!!!!
16:00 <Skirmish> lol speaking of iphones. My mrs dropped hers this morning. 
16:00 <TheRon> cans on a string
16:00 <couleurs> agreed
17:00 <Skirmish> Ana_Ng I am on a different computer today, would you like to hack me and put photos I will have to explain on this one?
18:00 <Mew> was it a 6 skirmish?
19:00 <FredFantastical> 6 cm's on pounding passion
19:00 <Skirmish> Mew: 6 plus. 
19:00 <Mew> FredFlangetastic
19:00 <FredFantastical> lol
19:00 <Mew> lmao
19:00 <Skirmish> She was shitting bricks.
20:00 <couleurs> pics
20:00 <Mew> Did it smash?
21:00 <TheRon> smash is a great albumn
23:00 <Skirmish> Smashed my knee on the ledge under the desk mmmmmmmmmnph
23:00 <Skirmish> Mew: No, otherwise it wouldn't be funny.  
25:00 <Skirmish> Hmmmmm king sized snickers. 
26:00 <TheRon> fun size snickers, what exactly is fun about it?
26:00 <TheRon> it's so small
26:00 <TheRon> to me fun size would be this massive oversized chocolate bar
27:00 <Ana_Ng> learn to have fun with small things, as women must do
27:00 <Skirmish> http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/what-sex-looks-inside-mri-machine
28:00 <Skirmish> Ana_Ng: Things only look small to you because you're so large.
29:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
29:00 <TheRon> boobs!
30:00 <Shadowgate> ana ng your a woman your funny lol
30:00 <TheRon> Shadowgate: you're an absolute pisser
30:00 <Shadowgate> lol im drinking vb beer
30:00 <TheRon> little creatures me
33:00 <Skirmish> http://www.iflscience.com/brain/video-causes-natural-hallucinations  <------- It works. 
36:00 <milk> is carlton in the finals?
36:00 <TheRon> yes!
36:00 <milk> i think they got 7 games left eh?
36:00 <TheRon> why not
37:00 <milk> first quarter just opened
40:00 <MrMark> we all drunk yet?
40:00 <TheRon> 2nd stubbie
40:00 <MrMark> get on it
40:00 <Skirmish> MrMark is a sexual predator. He is always asking if people are drunk.
40:00 <TheRon> i downed a six pack in two hours last night
41:00 <MrMark> good stuff
41:00 <TheRon> 2hr bus ride, needed something to do
41:00 <Skirmish> You sank a 6 pack whilst riding on a bus?  
41:00 <TheRon> yes
42:00 <Skirmish> onya bazza. 
42:00 <TheRon> it was a bowls trip
42:00 <MrMark> im impressed
43:00 <TheRon> bit knackered when i got home
43:00 <MrMark> i would imagine
43:00 <TheRon> long hard day bowling
43:00 <Thoth> How did your bowls go?
43:00 <TheRon> my rink won
44:00 <TheRon> ten shots down, ended up winning by 5
44:00 <Thoth> Mick Molloy would be pleased
45:00 <Thoth> Hey I don't mean to sound like a queer or nothing but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band
46:00 <Ana_Ng> is it 1984
47:00 <Fez> No ana. Der
47:00 <TheRon> i like coldplay
47:00 <MrMark> i do too
47:00 <Shadowgate> FEz  your funny lol
47:00 <Shadowgate> MR Mark your fu nny too
47:00 <Thoth> I concur. You don't even sound like a queer or nothing
48:00 <Fez> Shadowgate: 
48:00 <milk> tie me kangaroo down sport, and bring the kids round, tie me kangaroo down sport and bring the kids round, everybuddy....
51:00 <couleurs> i wanna be funny!!!!!!
52:00 <Fez> Haha funny or weird funny?
52:00 <TheRon> boob funny?
52:00 <partay> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/983793_10152741514897376_652598658183421384_n.jpg?oh=e3d5664dc43d788bc3e78fc19c3a86e8&oe=548A8F20&__gda__=1422711207_c4c36db5dbfb367559a0edccd87a8971
53:00 <Thoth> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/10540933_10205171572548122_8697266712217879425_o.jpg
53:00 <Thoth> Aliens Attack
54:00 <Fez> Attax looks better
54:00 <Fez> Or someshit
55:00 <TheRon> boobs look better
55:00 <partay> TheRon has it 
55:00 <Thoth> http://www.martinocatalano.com/Giger_Transthetic__best_pics__face_and_tits.jpg
57:00 <Fez> I stand corrected. Thanx theron
01:00 <couleurs> that's what she said
02:00 <bee_girl> afternoon couleurs
03:00 <couleurs> hi bee_girl 
03:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72nrFIgFNB4
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Quagmire discovers internet porn (Dec 21, 2011) 1:13 - Category: People & Blogs - 443,811 views - 1,423 likes (96.9%), dislikes (3.1%) dislikes (3.1%)
03:00 <bee_girl> hey TheRon
03:00 <bee_girl> hows u couleurs?
03:00 <Thoth> wow I feel really stoned for no reason at all
03:00 <TheRon> hello
03:00 <Thoth> I might go watch seth macfarlane, might actually be funny now
04:00 <Rak> watch samurai jack
04:00 <Rak> it's even better if you are stoned
04:00 <couleurs> i'm ok
04:00 <couleurs> n u?
05:00 <bee_girl> yeah good... 
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo edge of tomorrow was rockin awesomeballz
07:00 <couleurs> pics
07:00 <Skirmish> Any movie you say is good instantly goes onto my "don't bother" list.
08:00 <bee_girl> i watched boyhood the other night it was good 
08:00 <Thoth> Same here
08:00 <Thoth> bee_girl was also talking about how she enjoys watching the bachelor, with PandasDontDrive 
08:00 <Thoth> just saying
09:00 <bee_girl> yeah thats just cause its so bad its funny
09:00 <Thoth> oh? you didn't say that to panda? I guess thats okay then
09:00 <Skirmish> bee_girl wouldn't slum it and hang out with PandasDontDrive.  She is a classy woman. 
09:00 <bee_girl> i dont know who i admitted i watch it with
10:00 <bee_girl> either way im not in denial
10:00 <bee_girl> "D
10:00 <FredFlinstone> wouldnt mind a drink tonight
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's pathetic Skirmish
10:00 <Thoth> "Guys are not complicated he likes You he will make a move, ask You out, for Your number ect if not he just isnt that into You.. This he is shy, My work is intimidating bullshit are excuses! If a guy likes You it dosnt matter if You his boss he will ask You out, they set there eyes on what they want and they do what ever it takes to get it! Guys are simple!"
10:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive http://i.4cdn.org/b/1411276070485.webm
10:00 <Thoth> wow, thanks for that facebook
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> don't start up again ok buddy
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> or ill have you firing off for the next two hours.
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
12:00 <Skirmish> Like you can talk PandasDontDrive
12:00 <Skirmish> You are the king of randomly firing off for hours at a time.
13:00 <bee_girl> couleurs http://imgur.com/pSP37vI the peanut eating magpie at the foot fetish guys place yesterday
14:00 <Skirmish> Go on a date did you bee_girl?  With a guy that has a foot fetish?
14:00 <partay> bee_girl did u have your hot date?
14:00 <bee_girl> lol
14:00 <TokenDaRing> wow
14:00 <TokenDaRing> I go away to lunch
14:00 <bee_girl> yes team i went on a date
14:00 <TokenDaRing> and come back to find PandasDontDrive still ranting on and being bitter
14:00 <bee_girl> suprising i know
14:00 <TheRon> did he take you to hooters?
14:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive
14:00 <BlackDevil> mate
14:00 <bee_girl> lol 
14:00 <Skirmish> That is a pretty ratty looking place.  
14:00 <BlackDevil> you need the new JLaw photos?
15:00 <bee_girl> i dont care about his place, more his mind im interested in
15:00 <partay> bee_girl report kgo
15:00 <Skirmish> I hope your desire to cop one hasn't reduced your standards bee_girl.  
15:00 <Skirmish> If his place is a pigsty, his mind is a pigsty. 
15:00 <Thoth> Just suck PandasDontDrive's dick aye
15:00 <TokenDaRing> I agree with Skirmish
16:00 <bee_girl> oh his place isnt a pig sty
16:00 <Ana_Ng> einstein was a slob
16:00 <Skirmish> Look at that picture!  It's terrible! 
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> BlackDevil mate
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes please
16:00 <partay> maybe the magpie messed it up
17:00 <TheRon> bee_girl: did he take you pig shooting?
17:00 <Skirmish> *sigh* I think this has to be the day that we cut ties with bee_girl and set her loose.  I refuse to lower my standards to accept the fact she has lowered hers.
17:00 <TheRon> maybe some monster trucks?
17:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
17:00 <Doodle> who's lowered their standards?
17:00 <bee_girl> bloody
17:00 <bee_girl> far from it team
17:00 <Fez> Beegirl gave him her honey ;)
18:00 <bee_girl> that big white tub is honey
18:00 <Doodle> i'm always keen for girls with low standards
18:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: bee_girl is visiting men that like in filthy shacks.
18:00 <TheRon> did he leave the taxi fare on the dresser when he left??
18:00 <Skirmish> So filthy, the local wildlife comes inside to eat bugs off the carpet.
18:00 <bee_girl> omg! you lot are shocking!
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> ty
18:00 <couleurs> is he a zoo keeper
18:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
18:00 <Doodle> its illegal to feed wildlife
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol Doodle
18:00 <bee_girl> bloody hell
18:00 <bee_girl> not telling yas nuthin anymore
19:00 <Doodle> and your mouth?
19:00 <TheRon> oh carn!!
19:00 <Fez> I mean
19:00 <Fez> Breasts!
19:00 <Skirmish> Not only does this filthy beggar live in a hovel ... now he is breaking the law.  What have you done to yourself bee_girl *shakes head*
19:00 <TheRon> 1st base?
19:00 <Thoth> Doodle: not in NSW
19:00 <bee_girl> like most of u would be any different
19:00 <TokenDaRing> bee_girl did you meet this guy from IRC?
19:00 <bee_girl> no
19:00 <bee_girl> its the spanish inquisition
20:00 <FredFlinstone> of course it is
20:00 <Skirmish> Did you let him take a dip in your honey pot? 
20:00 <FredFlinstone> you will be burnt soon
20:00 <Doodle> lol its illegal in nsw too Thoth
20:00 <Doodle> http://www.environment.nsw.gov.au/animals/KeepingWildlifeWild.htm
20:00 <FredFlinstone> a nice rare steak
20:00 <couleurs> well i'm glad you're not dead
20:00 <Skirmish> After seeing the condition of his home ... there is a chance you may have genital lice bee_girl. 
20:00 <TheRon> good time had by all??
21:00 <FredFlinstone> yes the whole town
21:00 <BlackDevil> there is more
21:00 <Skirmish> How long did you talk before you gave up the goodies? 
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> MORE?
21:00 <BlackDevil> but i dont know the link
21:00 <FredFlinstone> more than one town?
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> i am so so fappen
21:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahahaha
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice pink asshole
22:00 <TokenDaRing> PandasDontDrive you are a disgusting person
22:00 <Skirmish> At any stage during your stay did he discuss dentists bee_girl?
22:00 <bee_girl> ?? 
22:00 <bee_girl> why owuld he?
22:00 <Thoth> I'm trying to remember the name of a video game...
22:00 <Skirmish> I suspect he is on drugs and may discuss random topics.
22:00 <Thoth> I may have wasted years playing it but I cannot recall her namne
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> TokenDaRing shhh
23:00 <Thoth> It kind of had zombies, except they werent zombies
23:00 <Thoth> It was on an island
23:00 <Thoth> And the main character was some sexy girl
23:00 <Thoth> It was total cgi art, rather than a game
23:00 <Thoth> Please help
23:00 <Thoth> Oh and the name either started with L or referenced island
23:00 <bee_girl> skirmish i believe ive had way more drugs than him, its more my teeth i am worreid about
23:00 <bee_girl> he seems to do most things in moderation
24:00 <Thoth> They also made a movie
24:00 <Skirmish> What is wrong with your teeth?  You are a junky!  You've ruined my dreams. Shattered them.
24:00 <TheRon> so the garden of eden wasn't on the first date?
24:00 <Skirmish> I don't know what is real anymore .... 
25:00 <bee_girl> we knew before we met nothing was happening when we first met... see what happens... he has lots to choose from... busy guy etc 
25:00 <Skirmish> Probably gets molested by other local fauna that wanders into his home.
26:00 <Skirmish> Is this guy off Tinder? 
26:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish he's probably a hippy
26:00 <TokenDaRing> he is "at one with nature"
26:00 <bee_girl> he is certainly a hippy
26:00 <bee_girl> just how i like it
26:00 <TokenDaRing> I mean look at that rug
26:00 <TokenDaRing> oh great so he doesn't shower
26:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: Yeah I would guess so. A dirty jobless hippy.
26:00 <TokenDaRing> wonderful
26:00 <bee_girl> lol
27:00 <bee_girl> he works 
27:00 <TheRon> did this hippie shower first?
27:00 <bee_girl> he even paid for lunch ?!
27:00 <TokenDaRing> did the smell nearly knock you out when he took his pants off?
27:00 <Skirmish> I am sorry bee_girl ... but our friendship must come to an end. 
27:00 <bee_girl> did u not realise i am also a hippie skirmish?
27:00 <simba> cum
27:00 <Skirmish> I didn't notice ... no. 
28:00 <TheRon> still a bit teary simba??
28:00 <Skirmish> All I seen was the snaggletooth and a bit of cleavage. 
28:00 <simba> my cum is pretty gloopy
28:00 <bee_girl> its enough to throw u
29:00 <MrMark> my cum is gloopy too
29:00 <Skirmish> simba: It's meant to be like that. Stop playing with it.
29:00 <TheRon> i had to takke an ice bath this morning, it was a hard lawn bowls day yesterday
29:00 <simba> it wasnt me
30:00 <Skirmish> Welcome back Nikky`.
30:00 <Skirmish> Did you make up for yesterday?
30:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, I did an extra 20mins
30:00 <Doodle> no she still owes me a blowie
30:00 <Skirmish> Good girl. 
30:00 <Nikky`> And thank you
30:00 <Nikky`> lol Doodle.. its coming
30:00 <Doodle> teehehehe
30:00 <Skirmish> No he's not ... 
31:00 <Skirmish> That is his problem.
31:00 <Nikky`> lol
31:00 <Nikky`> HA HA
31:00 <Skirmish> His lack of non self generated ejaculation is getting to him.
31:00 <Doodle> good grief
31:00 <Doodle> how do you know these things
32:00 <Skirmish> You should be trawling the street scene Doodle. You could pick up a car skrut. 
32:00 <Nikky`> It's irc - ppl know everything
32:00 <Doodle> yuck
32:00 <Doodle> we call them bus sluts here
32:00 <Nikky`> and when they don't - they make it up 
32:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: its like his own mind knows he's having sex with Doodle and is turned off
32:00 <Doodle> cos they sit at the bus stops
32:00 <Skirmish> We're good friends and I care about you Doodle.  As such, I know everything. 
32:00 <Ana_Ng> doodle is supreme leader
32:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Supremes - Joy To The World.mp3 (4.97MB 320kbps Joint Stereo 2:10)
33:00 <TheRon> kim jong doodle
33:00 <Doodle> its the only supremes song i have
33:00 <Nikky`> I'm now relaxing watching innerspace on tv
33:00 <Doodle> i'm about to wash the shitbox
34:00 <Skirmish> Have you taken your BCAA's Nikky` to improve your recovery time and get back into the gym faster? 
34:00 <Nikky`> My what?
34:00 <Nikky`> Mine needs a wash but I have room for more dirt on it
34:00 <Thoth> http://www.quickmeme.com/img/5b/5b3d54e53e216ce332d074c86f986b00ce0b9563376af5aa202cceeecd6db4f6.jpg
34:00 <FredFlinstone> hahaha
34:00 <Skirmish> Branched Chain Amino Acids.
34:00 <Skirmish> Helps with after workout muscle pain and aids in the growth/repair of muscle.
35:00 <Nikky`> oh ok
35:00 <Nikky`> I will get back to gym tomorrow after work so think that is fast enough
35:00 <Skirmish> Different muscle group?
35:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQOBUrRaPU0
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Goo Goo Dolls - "Name" [Official Video] (Mar 15, 2013) 4:00 - Category: Music - 790,770 views - 4,456 likes (98.5%), 69 dislikes (1.5%)
35:00 <Skirmish> ... or you just doing cardio?
36:00 <Nikky`> It was just cardio today
36:00 <TheRon> hot guys at the gym?
36:00 <Nikky`> will get back to weights during week
36:00 <Skirmish> Ah ok you don't need BCAA's for that then.
36:00 <Nikky`> As if I look at the TheRon :P
36:00 <Skirmish> Just some lovely tap water with a little salt added.
36:00 <TheRon> sif you don't
39:00 <Doodle> typical sunday afternoon
39:00 <Doodle> gunshots ringing out in the distance
40:00 <Thoth> Sorry, Saemon came to my door
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> u r my hero BlackDevil
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;D
40:00 <TheRon> saemon is jehova's witness??
41:00 <Thoth> TheRon: no. Think lamer
41:00 <Nikky`> Of course I do TheRon
41:00 <TheRon> boost the heart rate
42:00 <TheRon> Thoth: one of those govt light bulb salesman
47:00 <Nikky`> Sooooooooooooooooooo
50:00 <TheRon> Nikky`: bowls trip yesterday
50:00 <Nikky`> Did you win?
50:00 <TheRon> may or may not have sunk some cans
50:00 <Fuglly> lma
50:00 <Fuglly> o
50:00 <Fuglly> as if not
51:00 <Nikky`> lol of course you did
51:00 <TheRon> only a practice game, my rink won
51:00 <TheRon> 2 hrs on a bus is a long trip
51:00 <simba> cum
51:00 <TheRon> simba: you didn't?
52:00 <simba> burps
53:00 <Nikky`> That is a long trip
53:00 <Nikky`> I'll take train to work Mon - Fri but anything other than that i'll drive
53:00 <Thoth> I think I need a new job. I want something that really matters. Something that will change peoples lives. I'm going to dye memorabilia t-shirts for music concerts
54:00 <TheRon> sebas to eaglehawk
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> volunteer
55:00 <Thoth> Yea, I'd volunteer to sell t-shirts for $50 each
55:00 <Thoth> Save the environment etc.
55:00 <Skirmish> Thoth: Join customs. We're recruiting at the moment.
55:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: to be serious, that seems like a step backwards
56:00 <Skirmish> What do you do now?
56:00 <Thoth> police and just applied for raaf reserves
56:00 <TheRon> 2 and a half hours bus ride on the way back
56:00 <Thoth> I'm most the way through rbdu training
56:00 <Skirmish> I find it difficult to believe you have anything to do with the police.
57:00 <Thoth> Feeling is mutual aye
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont
57:00 <couleurs> i'm polease
57:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=K38xNqZvBJI
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bowling For Soup - 1985 (Nov 23, 2009) 3:33 - Category: Music - 10,111,760 views - 44,121 likes (98.1%), 856 dislikes (1.9%)
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're cutease
59:00 <Skirmish> We have a few ex police working here that don't appear to think it's a step down.
59:00 <Skirmish> Similar money, far less work load. 
59:00 <Thoth> Compared to GD, yes
00:00 <Thoth> All the specialist units have reduced workloads
00:00 <Skirmish> Your role?  Homocide detective? 
00:00 <Thoth> GD, heh
00:00 <couleurs> homoside detective 
00:00 <Skirmish> You seem to have a lot of spare time for a GD. 
00:00 <spookyfingers> lol
00:00 <spookyfingers> what's a GD?
00:00 <Thoth> On leave
01:00 <Skirmish> general duties.
01:00 <spookyfingers> cheers
01:00 <couleurs> Gay Dick
01:00 <couleurs> ...close
01:00 <Skirmish> I have never considered being a cop. I don't have the patience.
02:00 <Thoth> It can be rewarding
02:00 <Thoth> GD is pretty shit though
03:00 <Skirmish> Showing up at accidents and seeing dead kids.  Pass.  Going to domestic and seeing some woman all beat up and the guy making excuses.  Pass. 
03:00 <Nikky`> What state are you in Thoth?
03:00 <Skirmish> I'd shoot someone. 
04:00 <Nikky`> I'd shoot myself.. clumsy me
04:00 <Nikky`> :P
04:00 <Thoth> Well... the way I see it is... if I had kids, I'd want them treated with the respect I do.
04:00 <Thoth> Or if I had a friend who was being beat on, I'd want to intervene
05:00 <Thoth> It is simply something that somebody has to do
06:00 <Skirmish> credit to anyone that has the patience for those events.  It's just not me.
07:00 <Thoth> Seen some pretty horrific things... but tbh I'm glad I was there, to make a difference
07:00 <TheRon> be a cop like off the simpsons
09:00 <Thoth> Can both push you away and make you fearful but is also addictive
13:00 <TheRon> catfucking has got to hurt
13:00 <Skirmish> Need to find a heavy duty case for an iphone 6 plus. 
13:00 <CatFucker> lol
13:00 <Tuftoy> Skirmish is it as big as the Samsun Note?
14:00 <TheRon> is it bigger than a breadbasket??
14:00 <Skirmish> Same screen size. Larger phone overall though.  Same width but slightly longer.
15:00 <Thoth> CowProdder: do they really sleep standing up, and can you tip them?
17:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cDBlqu6KF4k
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Green Day - Minority (Video) (Oct 26, 2009) 2:51 - Category: Music - 6,804,329 views - likes (98.5%), dislikes (1.5%) dislikes (1.5%)
19:00 <Nikky`> I would love a nap but i'm trying to fight it
19:00 <TheRon> coffee??
19:00 <Nikky`> I don't feel like coffee
19:00 <TheRon> beer?
19:00 <Thoth> Mug of scotch?
20:00 <Nikky`> Don't drink beer
20:00 <Nikky`> Or have scotch
20:00 <TheRon> i know it's just what i'd do
20:00 <Nikky`> Probably being in bed isn't helping hehe
21:00 <Thoth> Well ain't you a pussy
21:00 <Thoth> Man the fuck up
21:00 <Thoth> Saemon will bash you if you don't
21:00 <Nikky`> lol
22:00 <Nikky`> you idiot
23:00 <TheRon> saemon is a pussy
24:00 <CowProdder> well I am not fuckin him
24:00 <Nikky`> I have one but I am not one
24:00 <Nikky`> Maybe I am
24:00 <couleurs> Saemon sux couleurs rules!!!!!!!!
24:00 <TheRon> i have so many pussy jokes lined up
24:00 <bee_girl> was there ever a doubt?
25:00 <couleurs> no doubt - don't speak.mp3
25:00 <bee_girl> heh
26:00 <couleurs> i still got that album on the cd... is that cool or what
26:00 <Thoth> I'm cranking thomas the tank bitch
26:00 <Thoth> I mean biggie smalls
26:00 <TheRon> BIGGIE SMALLS, BIGGIE SMALLS , BIGGIE SMALLS!
26:00 <bee_girl> SO cool
26:00 <TheRon> nope, nothing
27:00 <Skirmish> All I see are cheap chinese shit covers on ebay.
27:00 <bee_girl> i need to go mow
27:00 <couleurs> mow u l8er
27:00 <bee_mow> no fucking man to do it
27:00 <Thoth> aww yeah
27:00 <Skirmish> Is that code for shave your vagina for your hippy boyfriend?
27:00 <Nikky`> -Rickrolled- you dyke ugly slagheap <--- i've pissed someone off
27:00 <Thoth> mow that fucking lawn slut
27:00 <Skirmish> Surely he would prefer you hairy all over.
27:00 <Thoth> I rub my mustache
27:00 <Freddy> lol hmmm yes
27:00 <Skirmish> Nikky`: It's mayo.
28:00 <Skirmish> He's been at it all day.
28:00 <Nikky`> Aaah I see.. explains it all now
28:00 <Skirmish> He was telling me this morning that I am a KNOWN pedo.  I asked how they didn't know my real name since I am "known" and he stopped.
29:00 <Nikky`> -Rickrolled- lol i'm not mayo 
29:00 <Doodle> your real name is geoffrey leonard
29:00 <Skirmish> Tim actually.
30:00 <Skirmish> But none of them queers have worked that out. 
30:00 <Doodle> lol it says it in your whois
30:00 <Skirmish> I have mastered the art of deception so well, they don't even believe what is right in front of their eyes. 
31:00 <Doodle> Skirmish is [email protected] * Geoffrey Leonard
31:00 <Skirmish> 11:21 Rickrolled: YOU FUCKING PEDO I HOPE YOU GET CAUGHT LIKE BASTARDLY ONE
31:00 <Skirmish> 16:29 Rickrolled: I'm not mayo but I'm glad you think I am
32:00 <Skirmish> HOURS he has been at it. Quiet sunday in the basement.
32:00 <Doodle> sounds like a jilted ex lover
32:00 <Doodle> have you been doing b1's sloppy seconds
32:00 <Nikky`> lol
32:00 <TheRon> sloppy thirds
32:00 <Skirmish> Probably insanely jealous of the idea that B1 is getting some ... even if they are 11. 
33:00 <TheRon> can't imagine b1 getting in first
33:00 <Doodle> also my car is so clean you could eat off it
33:00 <Skirmish> Eat a chick off the bonnet?
33:00 <Doodle> i was going to ask Nikky` but now you ruined it
33:00 <Nikky`> Do my car now Doodle
33:00 <Doodle> no subtlety
33:00 <Skirmish> I fucked irc erin on the bonnet of my white lancer. Sold it with the dent still there to prove it.
33:00 <Nikky`> lol
33:00 <Doodle> Nikky` swing by
33:00 <Doodle> irc erin?
33:00 <Doodle> lemonface?
34:00 <Doodle> oh no that was erynn
34:00 <Doodle> nm carry on
34:00 <Skirmish> lol i never seen her called lemonface.  Her nick was simply Erin. 
34:00 <Nikky`> Will do Doodle.. driving down now
34:00 <Doodle> no probs Nikky` i will move my shitheap out of the way
34:00 <Nikky`> good good
34:00 <Doodle> also i have wet feet
34:00 <TheRon> whats the bet doodle answers the door dressed as hugh hefner with a pipe
35:00 <Doodle> haha damn 
35:00 <Doodle> whats with you cunts spoiling all my surprises today
35:00 <TheRon> sorry?!
35:00 <Doodle> and no thats not a euphemism
36:00 <TheRon> i thought it was code
36:00 <Thoth> 16:29 <Rickrolled> I PUT ON MY WIZARD HAT AND ROBES
36:00 <Doodle> lol
36:00 <Skirmish> He is threatening my job now. lol
37:00 <Doodle> inorite
37:00 <Doodle> anyway time to chamois the wheels
37:00 <Doodle> dont buy mesh wheels
37:00 <Doodle> protip
38:00 <Thoth> Too late. I bought 14 of them.
38:00 <couleurs> chamy me fany
38:00 <Thoth> oh, buy 14, get one free
39:00 <Thoth> 16:34 <Rickrolled> my wand is ready
40:00 <milk> carlton played 7 games
41:00 <milk> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfect_Blue
41:00 <Nikky`> Hey omfgbbqhax
41:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH6TJU0qWoY
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Verve - Lucky Man (Feb 28, 2009) 4:53 - Category: Music - 10,770,330 views - 46,886 likes (98.5%), 725 dislikes (1.5%)
43:00 <Skirmish> Apologies in advance Thoth. 
45:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlvzgfmLkIY&feature=youtu.be
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Motorcyclists Last Seconds Captured On GoPro (Sep 4, 2014) 0:19 - Category: News & Politics - 676,996 views - 372 likes (65.3%), 198 dislikes (34.7%)
47:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZWmrfgj0MZI
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Massive Attack - Unfinished Sympathy (Mar 6, 2009) 5:21 - Category: Music - 12,070,938 views - 50,862 likes (98.4%), 805 dislikes (1.6%)
48:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0unuYevPiUU
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Los Robots Humanos | Boing Boom Tschak - Kraftwerk (1991, "Telemanías", Cba, Argentina) (Jun 14, 2010) 3:39 - Category: Music - 78,741 views - likes (95.9%), dislikes (4.1%)
50:00 <milk> http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/2024170117/-font-b-Dental-b-font-Lab-Technician-Materials-Neo-Cast-V-Alloy-KC-Metal-For.jpg
51:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t31.0-8/10608516_10203213814759806_9079072277006446659_o.jpg
51:00 <Doodle> pew pewww
51:00 <TheRon> pepe?
51:00 <Doodle> le mrow
52:00 <Skirmish> How are you not getting any pussy driving a nice car like that. 
52:00 <TheRon> small back seat
52:00 <Skirmish> He can take them home.
52:00 <Doodle> cos pussy cant run beside me and attach itself suction styles as i'm driving along
52:00 <Doodle> no back seat
53:00 <couleurs> nice leather!!!!!!!
53:00 <Doodle> yeh orange matches my fake tan
53:00 <BlackDevil> ha the wheel is on the wrong side of the car
53:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
53:00 <BlackDevil> defective
53:00 <couleurs> 3 pedals ftw w00t epic!!!!!!
53:00 <Doodle> no, all your 350z's have the wheel on the wrong side
53:00 <couleurs> -- car of duty
53:00 <Doodle> its a japanese car so the steering wheel is on the correct side
54:00 <couleurs> did you get new wheels?
54:00 <Doodle> nah
54:00 <couleurs> they look different up close...
54:00 <Doodle> putting the stockies on soon, when i cbf
55:00 <Skirmish> Why?!
55:00 <Doodle> cos they have tread
56:00 <TheRon> butter chicked for tea
56:00 <TheRon> chicken
56:00 <Doodle> yum
56:00 <Skirmish> :( It's going to look terrible with stockies.
56:00 <TheRon> with a mint and cucumber riata
56:00 <TheRon> extra chilli
58:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t31.0-8/1798942_10201734507498049_1084983543_o.jpg
58:00 <Doodle> stockies
58:00 <Doodle> with 20mm spacers all round
58:00 <partay> Doodle did you wash your bitch magnet
58:00 <Skirmish> That's not too bad I guess.
59:00 <Doodle> no i washed my dude magnet
59:00 <partay> Doodle i prefer the first rims 
59:00 <Doodle> yeah
59:00 <Skirmish> I bet he does too.
59:00 <Doodle> 20" tyres arent free
59:00 <partay> true
59:00 <Doodle> so i dont have a choice atm
00:00 <Thoth> Steal them
00:00 <partay> Thoth i bet you steal the air out of tyres
00:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t31.0-8/1522752_10201728575069742_341537023_o.jpg
01:00 <Doodle> writing came off
01:00 <partay> you should get onbe of your bitches to slink over it 
02:00 <Doodle> lol i dont have any bitches
02:00 <Doodle> and they can fuck off off my car
02:00 <Skirmish> Start a kickstarter page for new tyres Doodle.
02:00 <Doodle> looool
02:00 <Skirmish> I will donate.
02:00 <Doodle> i'll just save some money i think
02:00 <Skirmish> Why save when you can use the money from strangers and me, your BFF?
03:00 <partay> what are 20" rubber worth 250 a 1/4 ?
03:00 <Doodle> nah
03:00 <Skirmish> You can get cheapies under $200.
03:00 <Doodle> not the chises ones i buy
03:00 <Doodle> chinese
03:00 <Doodle> 160ish each i think
03:00 <partay> oh
03:00 <bee_mow> what are u doing to me thoth
03:00 <partay> jesus
03:00 <partay> do they last longer than 12 months ?
04:00 <Doodle> these ones have lasted me 2 years
04:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSR3h1wUoS8
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jon Lajoie's Kickstarter (May 28, 2013) 3:56 - Category: Comedy - 1,508,976 views - 27,544 likes (97.6%), 671 dislikes (2.4%)
04:00 <Doodle> but one year of that was with fucked camber, i have adjustable arms now
04:00 <partay> on my R1 i used to get 3000kms out of a set of tyres and brakes 
04:00 <Doodle> yeah but an r1 only goes flat out and stops
05:00 <Doodle> its going to be hard on tyres and brakes
05:00 <Doodle> i drive like a granny
05:00 <Doodle> i'm on the same pads it had when i bought it
05:00 <BlackDevil> try this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66GoZ2vKI9g
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Furry Re-birthing (Aug 29, 2013) - Category: Comedy - 207,025 views - 1,641 likes (59.2%), 1,133 dislikes (40.8%)
07:00 <partay> Doodle you need to get hard
07:00 <Doodle> haha
08:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jon Lajoie - Show Me Your Genitals.mp3 (3.92MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 2:51)
08:00 <Doodle> must be shy
09:00 <bradd_pitts> http://gizmodo.com/the-only-iphone-6-unboxing-video-youll-actually-want-to-1637276209
09:00 <Doodle> fauxypoos
09:00 <bradd_pitts> hii
10:00 <Doodle> hows it going
10:00 <bradd_pitts> pretty good
10:00 <bradd_pitts> besides having a shitty flu im ok
10:00 <bradd_pitts> :')
11:00 <bradd_pitts> how are you
11:00 <Thoth> I would say "dey terk steve jerrbs jerrrb" again but it isn't funny
11:00 <Thoth> And the iphone 6 isn't worth mentioning either
11:00 <Doodle> aw
11:00 <bradd_pitts> well if you watch the video
11:00 <Doodle> i'm good thx
11:00 <bradd_pitts> you'll see that it isnt/
11:00 <bradd_pitts> instead of just reading a url
11:00 <Thoth> I have probably seen that video against my will
11:00 <bradd_pitts> and assuming
11:00 <Thoth> I'm calling the police and declaring rape
12:00 <bradd_pitts> declare stupidity
12:00 <Thoth> Fuck you sexually defunct person
12:00 <bradd_pitts> .
13:00 <British^Meat> heh defunct
13:00 <British^Meat> i want to use that word this week
13:00 <Doodle> lol
13:00 <Thoth> Defunct the rhtym
13:00 <Thoth> Defunct the beats
13:00 <British^Meat> i like your car again Doodle
14:00 <Doodle> ty British^Meat
14:00 <British^Meat> may i see it without the stocks?
14:00 <British^Meat> i wish to critique
15:00 <frayedknot> he buried it
15:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t31.0-8/10450080_10202701626275414_4573055024663483316_o.jpg
15:00 <frayedknot> lol
15:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmm
15:00 <British^Meat> looks kinda rad with the stocks...
15:00 <British^Meat> different
15:00 <British^Meat> not as flash, but cool
15:00 <British^Meat> u dig?
15:00 <Doodle> yeah
15:00 <Doodle> i'm a bit over the white tho
16:00 <Doodle> maybe gunmetal
16:00 <bee_girl> was that car stolen? :) doesnt look like it belongs at that house somehow
16:00 <bradd_pitts> you car matches teh sky :')
16:00 <bradd_pitts> your*
16:00 <Doodle> lol bee_girl
16:00 <Doodle> yeah it was a crap day that day 
16:00 <Doodle> its blue sky today
16:00 <bradd_pitts> i like it
17:00 <bradd_pitts> gloomy skies rule
17:00 <British^Meat> lol, thats just doodles house, FOR HIS CAR
17:00 <Doodle> lol thats not my house that my back neighbour
17:00 <bradd_pitts> lollllllllll
17:00 <bradd_pitts> lives in a separate house
17:00 <Doodle> mine is beside the garage
17:00 <bee_girl> oh makes sense.... i think ti deserves better
17:00 <bradd_pitts> thats a bit judgmental
18:00 <bradd_pitts> how do you know the inside of the house isnt made from gold
18:00 <bee_girl> lol
18:00 <bee_girl> i dunno 
18:00 <bee_girl> just a vibe im gettin
18:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
18:00 <Doodle> lol thats not my housssssssssse
18:00 <Doodle> its my neighbour
18:00 <bee_girl> yeah you said
18:00 <bee_girl> :)
18:00 <bradd_pitts> do you just casually park at your neighbours house
18:00 <Doodle> mine is way shitter
18:00 <bee_girl> u put all ur money in ur car not ur house huh
18:00 <bee_girl> its a common error
18:00 <Doodle> lol no in front of my garage is my spot
18:00 <bradd_pitts> 'hai here 2 take photos'
19:00 <bradd_pitts> what
19:00 <bradd_pitts> so the houses are connected?
19:00 <Doodle> no
19:00 <bradd_pitts> im confused :(
19:00 <Doodle> my house is at the front
19:00 <Doodle> then behind my place is the garage and car port
19:00 <Doodle> then lawn
19:00 <Doodle> then his place
20:00 <milk> wikipedia
20:00 <milk> fb
20:00 <bee_girl> that a teeny tiny lawn
20:00 <milk> youtube
20:00 <Doodle> those gates next to the garage are to my carport
20:00 <milk> google
20:00 <milk> twitter
20:00 <Doodle> nah its perspective bee_girl, its pretty big
20:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9X_ViIPA-Gc
20:00 <milk> these are daily facts of life
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Meat Loaf - I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) (Mar 6, 2009) - Category: Music - - 48,860 likes 1,231 dislikes
20:00 <bee_girl> ok ok 
20:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t31.0-8/893525_4971287993611_2039210789_o.jpg
20:00 <bradd_pitts> yeah but
21:00 <bradd_pitts> standing at your garage
21:00 <bradd_pitts> you can see inside their place?
21:00 <bee_girl> hrmmmmm
21:00 <Doodle> nah he has curtains
21:00 <bradd_pitts> lolol
21:00 <Skirmish> meat curtains? 
21:00 <Doodle> lol
21:00 <bee_girl> the car and the house/s do not match
21:00 <Doodle> maybe
21:00 <bradd_pitts> v interesting
21:00 <Doodle> i'll ask him
21:00 <bee_girl> park it at my place
21:00 <bradd_pitts> ah yes cos your place is Super Fancy
21:00 <Skirmish> Stop trying to sink your snaggletooth into our Doodle!!
21:00 <TheRon> is that codE?
21:00 <Skirmish> wait .......
22:00 <Doodle> lol my house might be plain on the outside but i spend all my time inside it
22:00 <bee_girl> roflk
22:00 <Doodle> so i dont care
22:00 <bee_girl> render it or something dude
22:00 <Doodle> and i'd rather have a nice car than a nice house
22:00 <bradd_pitts> doodles house is teh cleanest dudes house ive ever seen
22:00 <bee_girl> :)
22:00 <Doodle> its not mine lol i rent it
22:00 <bee_girl> OH!
22:00 <bee_girl> i get it now
22:00 <bee_girl> sorta....
22:00 <bradd_pitts> ugh
22:00 <bradd_pitts> teh urge to punch is strong
23:00 <TheRon> i would do anything for love but i won't do that
23:00 <Skirmish> wooooosa
23:00 <Skirmish> woooooooo - sah. 
23:00 <Thoth> OH SHIT
23:00 <Skirmish> I got 48% on turnitin bradd_pitts.
23:00 <Thoth> THE END IS COMING
23:00 <bradd_pitts> wtf
23:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
23:00 <Thoth> I REQUIRE MORE SCOTCH
23:00 <bradd_pitts> too high dude
23:00 <TheRon> you watching independence day??
23:00 <bradd_pitts> you need to reference better
24:00 <Thoth> BRING BACK SCIENCE
24:00 <Skirmish> No way. 
24:00 <bradd_pitts> yes way
24:00 <Skirmish> I referenced how they told me to. 
24:00 <bradd_pitts> it needs to be 21% or less
24:00 <bradd_pitts> even 21% is bordering high
24:00 <TheRon> APA or harvard?
24:00 <Skirmish> Chicago 16th.
24:00 <TheRon> damn
24:00 <bradd_pitts> i would edit it
24:00 <Skirmish> We were told it was going to be high because of the coversheet and the fact 90% of the assignment is just typing references. 
24:00 <bradd_pitts> 48% is way too high
25:00 <milk> I may not be up to speed on absolutely everything, but I know what editing is
25:00 <Doodle> heh
25:00 <bradd_pitts> edit this 8==========D
25:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/893059_4822709759248_748782954_o.jpg
25:00 <Doodle> memories
25:00 <Skirmish> Of the work that was uniquely mine, only 3 words highlighted. 
25:00 <bee_girl> thank goodness they didnt have that when i was at uni
25:00 <bradd_pitts> that door handle
25:00 <milk> makes a huge difference at this stage eh?
25:00 <Doodle> yeah theyre a pain in the arse 
25:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
26:00 <psYbR> lol Doodle 
26:00 <Doodle> the chick at maccas goes to me nice car, i like the door handles
26:00 <Doodle> :/
26:00 <bee_girl> is that sticker crooked
26:00 <bee_girl> ?
26:00 <Doodle> worst part of the car
26:00 <Doodle> no
26:00 <TheRon> at uni bee_girl did you pick up different blokes every weekend?
26:00 <bee_girl> nah i was fat then
26:00 <Skirmish> Maybe she likes grabbing onto big things Doodle?
26:00 <bee_girl> and i was taken anyway
26:00 <Doodle> maybe Skirmish
27:00 <milk> when I die, the internet will cease to be used in honour of my passing
27:00 <Skirmish> bee_girl: Kidnapped? By folk that live in the hills?
27:00 <bee_girl> cmon skirmish
27:00 <bee_girl> that wasnt funny
27:00 <Skirmish> I was setting it up ... it could have been funny.
27:00 <bee_girl> hehe
27:00 <bee_girl> try harder next time kay
27:00 <bee_girl> ?
28:00 <Skirmish> There is no need to try. You supplied ALL the material this afternoon. 
28:00 <bee_girl> hey now u just jumping to conclusions about most of it
28:00 <Skirmish> Hooking up with dirty hippies that have local animals wander into their "home" to eat bugs off the carpet.
28:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <bee_girl> they were eating peanuts dammit
28:00 <bee_girl> we did not HOOKUP
29:00 <TheRon> bee_girl: you and i would've hooked up at uni
29:00 <TheRon> i was just happy for a chick to say yes
29:00 <Skirmish> Was he a Tinder hippy or did you find a website www.bogans4luv.com.au?
29:00 <bee_girl> and if i had cute magpies in my home and u didnt like it it would say morea bout u than me
29:00 <bee_girl> naw TheRon
29:00 <AltKey> anybody here know a chap nicknamed Quantum?
29:00 <TheRon> is that nah or naw
29:00 <bee_girl> should i send u his tinder pic skirmish?
29:00 <Skirmish> Never heard of him.
29:00 <bee_girl> naw
30:00 <AltKey> okay
30:00 <Skirmish> Only if you want me to be brutal in my judgement bee_girl. 
30:00 <bee_girl> as if i am gonna?! 
30:00 <TheRon> thats the good one isn't it
30:00 <AltKey> he was around about 10 years ago :)
30:00 <bee_girl> yeah
30:00 <bee_girl> well kinda
30:00 <bee_girl> depends
30:00 <Skirmish> Do you want an honest appraisal of your future honey pot stirrer? 
30:00 <bee_girl> there is to be no honey pot stirring in the near future i assume
30:00 <Skirmish> If you met him off Tinder ... he wants honey pots.
30:00 <bee_girl> he has a few admirers 
31:00 <bee_girl> he doesnt want honey pots
31:00 <bee_girl> and it sounds like he has lots to choose from
31:00 <TheRon> honey pot is code isnt it?
31:00 <Skirmish> Is he gay? 
31:00 <bee_girl> ironically the big white tub in the photo is a big honey pot
31:00 <Picard> bee_girl how is the foot fetish?
31:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: For hairy afro style pubes vagina ... yeah.
31:00 <Doodle> the furry honey pot adventure
31:00 <bee_girl> TheRon- check my nick for the reference
31:00 <milk> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeywell
32:00 <TheRon> was pooh bear on that adventure?
32:00 <Skirmish> ass to fanny. Gross.
32:00 <bee_girl> im not after a hookup and unless he falls in love with me he aint after a relationship so i assume nothing will happen
32:00 <bee_girl> but he was cool :)
32:00 <Skirmish> He has tinder. He is looking for quick and easy hookups.
32:00 <Skirmish> That is all everyone with Tinder is looking for. 
32:00 <bee_girl> well he suggested otherwise quite a few times
33:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish are we talking about the dirty hippy with the magpie again?
33:00 <Skirmish> Yes.
33:00 <TokenDaRing> His floor looked filthy
33:00 <bee_girl> omg here we go again
33:00 <Thoth> BRING BACK SCIENCE
33:00 <bee_girl> stop judging him by one photo of his floor 
33:00 <Skirmish> bee_girl: He was just telling you what you wanted to hear. I've done it a few times myself to get the panties to drop.
33:00 <TokenDaRing> I woudln't take my shoes off there
33:00 <bee_girl> ugh
33:00 <bee_girl> token thats all he wanted was shoes off
33:00 <bee_girl> literally he has a foot fetish 
34:00 <Thoth> http://images.goodfood.com.au/2014/03/17/5267981/march2-20140317113547472240-620x349.jpg
34:00 <Skirmish> My most successful line used to be "We can only have sex if this is going to develop into something more, I don't want no one night stand".
34:00 <bee_girl> whats ur current successful line?
34:00 <spookyfingers> lol
34:00 <Skirmish> "Honey, roll over"
34:00 <bee_girl> lol
34:00 <Thoth> "I'll give you citzenship if you..."
35:00 <bee_girl> lol
35:00 <TheRon> does "nice shoes! let's fuck" work?
35:00 <bee_girl> and ur worried about my levels of class?
35:00 <Skirmish> "I will overlook the drugs you are bringing into the country if you ....."
35:00 <Skirmish> Well, it's nearly home time so chat to you all later maybe. 
36:00 <bee_girl> maybe
36:00 <spookyfingers> finally
36:00 <Thoth> Is IRC a human right yet?
36:00 <bee_girl> jesus
36:00 <TheRon> baby jesus
36:00 <bee_girl> naw
36:00 <Thoth> Fuck that
38:00 <TheRon> i think my butter chicken turned into a chicken curry
39:00 <TheRon> bee_girl: your bloke cook?
40:00 <bee_girl> well he aint my bloke but he does cook... 
40:00 <Thoth> Does he put out too?
40:00 <Thoth> The meat?
40:00 <bee_girl> vegetarian
40:00 <TheRon> classy
41:00 <TheRon> dear god!
41:00 <Thoth> Tranny
41:00 <TheRon> beer doesn't have meat right
41:00 <bee_girl> nope
41:00 <TheRon> phew
41:00 <bee_girl> ud be right
42:00 <Thoth> bee_girl: is it acceptable to mix nuts?
42:00 <Fez> Breasts!
42:00 <Fez> I mean hi bee
42:00 <bee_girl> ??
42:00 <bee_girl> ???
42:00 <Thoth> Like cashews and peanuts
42:00 <TheRon> beer nuts are awesome
42:00 <bee_girl> Thoth why wouldnt it be ok?
42:00 <gunzo> brittneyyyyy
42:00 <Fez> Beers better
42:00 <Thoth> Just checking
42:00 <gunzo> simmi simmi cocopop
43:00 <gunzo> down by the river
43:00 <gunzo> down down down
43:00 <gunzo> simmi simmi cocopop
43:00 <gunzo> simmi simmi powwww
43:00 <Thoth> CHA MO NEY
43:00 <Thoth> AHH HEE HEE
43:00 <TheRon> you put the lime in the coconut and you mix it all up
43:00 <gunzo> britishmeat wants to bash me up
44:00 <gunzo> im reporting u to the cops british meat
44:00 <Thoth> gunzo: he's a butcher (in an Irish accent)
44:00 <gunzo> i know u are trying to set me up
44:00 <gunzo> jesus,  a crazy irish man wants to cut me up
44:00 <gunzo> psycho butcher
45:00 <TheRon> psycho killer?
45:00 <Thoth> Haggis
47:00 <gunzo> he's sharpening his butcher knife as i type
47:00 <gunzo> i can sense him
47:00 <British^Meat> i like your attention
47:00 <British^Meat> and i wish for you to give me more
47:00 <gunzo> he wants to cut my guts out 
47:00 <gunzo> more of what?
47:00 <Thoth> British^Meat: whats the best way to serv lamb?
48:00 <British^Meat> 6 2 2 
48:00 <gunzo> what do those numbers represent?
48:00 <TheRon> ask the kiwis
48:00 <gunzo> stop talking in morse code brittney
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmm
48:00 <gunzo> i know what your up to
49:00 <gunzo> britishmeat is a serial killer in disguise
49:00 <Picard> hrrmmm british faggot is here
49:00 <gunzo> lol
49:00 <TheRon> he is from south australia
49:00 <Picard> he enjoys cock
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey ron
49:00 <gunzo> where all the derelicts live
49:00 <TheRon> hello
49:00 <Picard> his favourite is arse to mouth
50:00 <TheRon> and the odd serial killer
50:00 <British^Meat> now now Picard try and be nice for once
50:00 <milk> l8r
50:00 <Picard> south australia is scumsville
50:00 <British^Meat> theres a good slaphead :)
50:00 <Picard> :P
50:00 <gunzo> unfortunately i am stuck in south australia,  what a curse
50:00 <TokenDaRing> South Australia has one redeeming feature
50:00 <TokenDaRing> the airport
50:00 <Picard> lol
50:00 <TheRon> or the highway home
50:00 <Thoth> Coming up on SBS World News at 6.30:
50:00 <Thoth> -It's been called a success but what has come out of the G20 meeting in Cairns?
50:00 <Thoth> -Australia joins in on worldwide protests on climate change.
50:00 <Thoth> -And the story of two women who've been penpals for over 70 years
51:00 <gunzo> otherwise id shit on this state and leave ASAO
51:00 <gunzo> ASAP
51:00 <bee_girl> stuck?
51:00 <gunzo> he  i got no money to move
51:00 <gunzo> im a povo
51:00 <TheRon> bon jovi - this aint a love song
52:00 <gunzo> britishmeat,  we should catch up for a coffee some time tho, before i leave interstate
52:00 <gunzo> but ill have security guards around me if we do for my own safety
52:00 <gunzo> i dont trust butchers
53:00 <British^Meat> youve told this story before
53:00 <British^Meat> tell a new one
53:00 <British^Meat> im bored
53:00 <British^Meat> you're losing me...
53:00 <gunzo> u know me by now ,  im an old tape recorder, only repeat old stories
53:00 <Picard> British^Meat is a butcher?
53:00 <gunzo> from what i heard
53:00 <gunzo> lol
53:00 <Picard> lol
53:00 <Picard> povo cunt
54:00 <Picard> no surpirse as he likes playing with sausage
54:00 <British^Meat> now now Picard, try and be nice on irc
54:00 <Picard> why?
54:00 <Picard> im a cunt irl so why be different here?
54:00 <British^Meat> fair nuff
54:00 <gunzo> oi  british,  cut me up 10 kilos of lamb diced in 2mm cubes
54:00 <British^Meat> nah
54:00 <British^Meat> sorry gunzo
54:00 <Picard> British^Meat can you make me a decent salami?
54:00 <British^Meat> u and Picard have ruined it
55:00 <British^Meat> out
55:00 <Picard> nice and hot and spicy
55:00 <gunzo> yeah  british,  make me a decent salami  
55:00 <TheRon> picard hawks or swans?
55:00 <Picard> swans, easyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
55:00 <TheRon> i reckon
55:00 <Picard> hawks looke tired last night
55:00 <Picard> looked*
55:00 <gunzo> if the hawks win,  there will be a terrorist attack at the MCG
55:00 <Thoth> Picard: I would've pegged you for an eagles supporter
56:00 <gunzo> British meat loves salamis
57:00 <Picard> fuck the eagles
57:00 <Picard> sadly im a tigers supporter
57:00 <gunzo> is matthew richo gay?
58:00 <TheRon> tigers may as well have come 9th
58:00 <gunzo> he looks it
58:00 <Picard> i dont think so
58:00 <Picard> ive seen him at Crown with a gorgeous woman
58:00 <gunzo> hes always trying to look his best
58:00 <TheRon> he is a bit metro
58:00 <Picard> nothing wrong with taking pride in your appearance
58:00 <gunzo> he takes it too far
58:00 <Picard> geees im not gay and ive had facials 
58:00 <TheRon> why be metro when you can be hetero
58:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard knows where it's at
59:00 <gunzo> why would u bother looking good all the time
59:00 <Picard> why not?
59:00 <Thoth> hmm I should cook a roast so I can be like
59:00 <Picard> you dont want to look like a gronk
59:00 <Thoth> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10257113_10203662430023492_8028941629724738541_n.jpg?oh=3f0d605779f543724feb6f10166a6702&oe=548FBE3D&__gda__=1422169666_07472e255afae59b7b13d10550745e81
59:00 <TheRon> facials seems a little gay
59:00 <Picard> lol
59:00 <Picard> i had a few when i was in Phuket
59:00 <Picard> pedicure and manicure also
00:00 <TheRon> thats different
00:00 <gunzo> coz it takes too much effort and richo seems obsessed with the way he looks
00:00 <Picard> lol TheRon
00:00 <TheRon> what was his/her name?
00:00 <Picard> her.
00:00 <gunzo> british meat, do u have a woman?
00:00 <TheRon> you sure?
01:00 <Picard> yes, she was short with very small hands
01:00 <gunzo> british meat, do u have a woman?
01:00 <TheRon> the plane boss the plane!
01:00 <Picard> he prefers men.
02:00 <gunzo> whos the pregnant bitch
02:00 <Picard> huh?
02:00 <spookyfingers> yo mama
02:00 <gunzo> toth?
02:00 <Picard> k im off, bbl
03:00 <gunzo> whos the preggo in the photo/
03:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ivFYVAntpw0
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Skid Row - I Remember You (Jan 12, 2008) 5:13 - Category: Music - 31,541,376 views - likes (98.3%), dislikes (1.7%) dislikes (1.7%)
03:00 <gunzo> fuck off with that pathetic music Ron
03:00 <Thoth> aww yea sunday roast
03:00 <bee_girl> hey
03:00 <Thoth> I'm roasting a meat pie in the microwave
04:00 <Thoth> I can fucking cook aye
04:00 <bee_girl> thoth i think its called nuking
04:00 <gunzo> meat pies have bits of rat body parts in them
04:00 <Thoth> don't rat out
04:00 <gunzo> id never eat a meat pie
04:00 <gunzo> yuck
05:00 <gunzo> cornish pasties are my fav
06:00 <TheRon> i dont read the news without my danish
06:00 <gunzo> britishmeat, why am i still banned from adelaide?
06:00 <bee_girl> they dont need a reason these days
07:00 <TheRon> they have a no dickhead policy?
08:00 <gunzo> im going to go to your butcher shop and start ridiculing you around all the customers britishmeat
08:00 <gunzo> how would u like that?
09:00 <bee_girl> maybe we all could
09:00 <gunzo> yes  lets all do it
09:00 <bee_girl> so whatd u do?
09:00 <gunzo> nothing major
14:00 <bee_girl> goodness tolerance levels are low atm arent they
16:00 <Rak> maybe it's the angst of work tomorrow
17:00 <bee_girl> pent up sexual tension
22:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MQSkIFhuli0
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Def Leppard - Love Bites (Apr 2, 2008) 5:35 - Category: Music - 3,963,611 views - 19,372 likes (99.2%), 158 dislikes (0.8%)
27:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!
27:00 <TheRon> EVERTON!!!
27:00 <FredFlinstone> Brett?
27:00 <TheRon> no
27:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
27:00 <TheRon> swans easily?
28:00 <FredFlinstone> no
28:00 <FredFlinstone> might be a good match indeed I think
28:00 <TheRon> 3 goals
28:00 <FredFlinstone> wont be a bashing either way
28:00 <TheRon> i don't think port could've matched them
28:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
28:00 <FredFlinstone> e too tired
28:00 <TheRon> sorry simba
29:00 <FredFlinstone> its too hard from the bottom
29:00 <FredFlinstone> I reckon will play better next week
29:00 <FredFlinstone> hawks
29:00 <FredFlinstone> what you reckon about playing Rioli?
32:00 <TheRon> i won't care really
32:00 <FredFlinstone> sydney has an unfair advantage and it isnt right
32:00 <TheRon> barbie then plenty of beers so
32:00 <FredFlinstone> yes we going to a pub mate wants to
32:00 <FredFlinstone> after he near killed me last friday night
33:00 <TheRon> was on a bus during the hawks game
33:00 <FredFlinstone> and?
33:00 <TheRon> didn't hear or see much of it
34:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
34:00 <FredFlinstone> well my mate drove me home he only had two stubbies
35:00 <FredFlinstone> and ffs he drove straight through a give way sign on a main road
47:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=v6R-LZ25Te0
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Def Leppard - Hysteria (Feb 3, 2007) 5:55 - Category: Music - 6,184,925 views - likes (98.7%), dislikes (1.3%) dislikes (1.3%)
50:00 <TheRon> \hello....ladies!!
51:00 <FredFlinstone> pished?
51:00 <TheRon> 7th
51:00 <FredFlinstone> so getting ther
51:00 <TheRon> yes!
51:00 <FredFlinstone> and you dont work mondays
51:00 <FredFlinstone> so all is good
52:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahhaa go for it
53:00 <TheRon> hard day at bowls yesterday
53:00 <TheRon> woo hoo i almost have my knee back
03:00 <Skirmish> icanhazbeer
04:00 <TheRon> they were only freshman
04:00 <Skirmish> What is everyone having for dinner? 
04:00 <TheRon> chicken curry
05:00 <Skirmish> I am about to indulge in a combination pad thai with a few little steamed dim sim, washed down with a super dry.
05:00 <TheRon> super dry?
05:00 <Skirmish> Hahn Super Dry.
05:00 <TheRon> i know, was just questioning drinking it
05:00 <Skirmish> chicken curry sounds nice.  Indian place near my old work did an amazing curry chicken.  Would soak up the gravy with a garlic naan. 
06:00 <Skirmish> What's wrong with it? 
06:00 <TheRon> hahn for starters
06:00 <Skirmish> I like it. 
06:00 <TheRon> hey look each to their own
06:00 <Skirmish> I had a craving for millers but couldn't see any 6 packs. 
07:00 <TheRon> you preggers?
07:00 <Skirmish> I am in the mood for a brown baby tonight ... so kind of. 
07:00 <TheRon> newcastle brown?
08:00 <Skirmish> FOR most, dating and drinking go hand in hand. But this social activity can lead to dysfunction with a rising number who have never had sober sex.
08:00 <Skirmish> What a story line .... 
09:00 <TheRon> the goal is to get the chick drunk
10:00 <TheRon> the line of consent gets a bit cloudy then
14:00 <TheRon> madonna - crazy for you
15:00 <ooomp> Britney Spears - Hit me baby one more time
15:00 <TheRon> nice!
15:00 <ooomp> Oh wait.. I got one
16:00 <ooomp> Sophie Ellis Better - Murder on the dancefloor
16:00 <Skirmish> Hey ooomp how is it going?
16:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Nana Mouskouri - Love Is Like A Butterfly.mp3 (2.26MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:28)
16:00 <ooomp> Hey Nikky`
16:00 <Doodle> jls
16:00 <Nikky`> Hey ooomp :o)
16:00 <ooomp> Doodles
16:00 <TheRon> for some reason i'm a bit naustiuos
17:00 <Doodle> ooomples
17:00 <TheRon> an i caan't spell
17:00 <ooomp> How's it goingles?
17:00 <Mew> are you having a stroke TheRon?
17:00 <Doodle> lol good thx
17:00 <Doodle> you?
17:00 <ooomp> (Do we have to keep adding les to the end)
17:00 <TheRon> no
17:00 <Doodle> no
17:00 <ooomp> Ok good
17:00 <Mew> Ok good
17:00 <TheRon> just a beer or two
17:00 <ooomp> And I'm good
17:00 <Skirmish> lol well that was a pretty deliberate shun from ooomp.
17:00 <TheRon> or three
18:00 <ooomp> Oh Skirmish, I didn't realise we had to be irc friends
18:00 <ooomp> I mean why start now
18:00 <TheRon> bryan adams - heaven
18:00 <Doodle> ooooo
19:00 <Skirmish> We don't have to be ... but I could enrich your life by being an electronic part of it. 
19:00 <ooomp> Doodle provides enough electronic feeling for me 
19:00 <Doodle> oh my
20:00 <Doodle> you said it was our secret
20:00 <TheRon> doodle could be tiny
20:00 <TheRon> just saying
20:00 <ooomp> Oops
20:00 <Doodle> i could be
20:00 <Skirmish> I mean ... I don't even remember what the problem is so surely you can leave things in the past and start fresh.
20:00 <Mew> Also where the flip is Sezz? I don't think I've ever seen her not logged on here for this long
20:00 <Doodle> ni
20:00 <Skirmish> Adam Franklin said she was dead.
21:00 <Skirmish> Doodle said she has Ebola. 
21:00 <Mew> I thought they had that thing that keeps them permanently logged on (I will kill Doodle if he says the internet)
21:00 <Doodle> i did not
21:00 <Doodle> lol
21:00 <Mew> its a bouncer or some shiznit
21:00 <Skirmish> Someone said ebola ... I was sure it was you.
21:00 <Doodle> yeah
21:00 <Mew> but in all seriousness 
22:00 <Mew> WHERE DA FUK?
22:00 <Skirmish> Maybe she has finally had enough? 
22:00 <ooomp> Mew, deep brwsrht
22:00 <TheRon> in all seriousness how long has you and ben got to go?
22:00 <Mew> ahhhh
22:00 <ooomp> Breath*
22:00 <Doodle> she might be oh i dont know, enjoying a weekend away from this crap
22:00 <Skirmish> She wants that thick red line of relationship between her and B1 to vanish off the stats and knows that the only way to do that is to vanish for a while. 
22:00 <Doodle> lol
22:00 <Mew> lmao
22:00 <erlich> she quit skype too
22:00 <erlich> no idea
22:00 <Mew> omggg
22:00 <Skirmish> wow
23:00 <erlich> as in that group
23:00 <Mew> she's off the radar
23:00 <erlich> is it school hols yet?
23:00 <Skirmish> Maybe she has murdered someone and is on the run?
23:00 <Doodle> it is in vic
23:00 <Skirmish> Start tomorrow.
23:00 <TheRon> berlin - take my breath away
23:00 <TheRon> i love top gun
23:00 <erlich> maybe the entire family has gone to disnley land!
23:00 <Skirmish> Maybe her uni work is taking more of her time. 
23:00 <Doodle> i think she is away with her family maybe
23:00 <erlich> i prefer that explanation
24:00 <erlich> disneyland*
24:00 <Mew> Ahhh yeah it could be uni I forgot about that
24:00 <Doodle> paulie's nick is still online
24:00 <Mew> yeah ShadowLurker
24:00 <Mew> tell us everything
24:00 <erlich> dont you ever read that skype convo mew
25:00 <Mew> nope lol
25:00 <Mew> did it say in there?
25:00 <erlich> perhaps...
26:00 <TheRon> tiffany - i think we're alone now
26:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Tiffany - I Think We're Alone Now.mp3 (5.21MB 192kbps Stereo 3:47)
26:00 <erlich> TheRon im currently writing an 80s song. would you like to volunteer with your drunken vocals?
26:00 <TheRon> i do love the 80's
26:00 <Skirmish> Well, where ever she is ... I miss her. 
27:00 <erlich> something Human Leagueish
27:00 <TheRon> yes!
27:00 <Mew> hmmmmmmmmm
27:00 <TheRon> i can sing a bit
28:00 <erlich> the sweet spot would be maybe 6 beer. anymore than that i dont know
28:00 <erlich> beers*
28:00 <erlich> fewer than that and it'd not be belieavable
28:00 <TheRon> pool is about 4, kareoke is about 7
28:00 <erlich> i want that raw aussie vocal m8
28:00 <erlich> yeah ok i can work with 7
28:00 <TheRon> a bit ocker?
28:00 <erlich> yes, that
29:00 <TheRon> me and mew can do elton and kiki dee
29:00 <FredFlinstone> oh dont go breaking my heart again
29:00 <erlich> im doing an Elton karaoke effort soon ^_^
30:00 <TheRon> i couldn't if i tries
30:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
30:00 <FredFlinstone> I got the music in me
30:00 <TheRon> we should be dancing yeah
31:00 <FredFlinstone> thats bee gees
31:00 <TheRon> yep
31:00 <erlich> so thoth you can sing to your hearts content with any lyrics of your choosing: beers, trivia, boobs, racism and the past
31:00 <Skirmish> That pad thai was so good.
31:00 <FredFlinstone> not Kiki
31:00 <erlich> theron*
31:00 <Mew> it better be hold me closer tony danza
31:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
31:00 <erlich> Mew, ill do that if you want
31:00 <Mew> yisssss
31:00 <Skirmish> Unless someone is singing roxette I am not interested.
32:00 <TheRon> it must've been love
32:00 <TheRon> but it's over now
32:00 <FredFlinstone> for sure
32:00 <erlich> roxette did some album where all the songs were done in one take... sounded like a studio effort too
33:00 <TheRon> she drives me crazy
33:00 <TheRon> like no one else
33:00 <erlich> think it was tourism
33:00 <TheRon> fading like a flower
33:00 <erlich> my favourite is Cinnamon Street
34:00 <Mew> its pretty common to name songs like that
34:00 <TheRon> maurice and i do a mean roxette
34:00 <FredFlinstone> naked?
34:00 <Mew> Fascination street, electric avenue
34:00 <TheRon> not that far
34:00 <Maurice> Thats coz you have the look, TheRon
34:00 <Mew> Lol fred
34:00 <erlich> i mean the song
34:00 <TheRon> indeed
34:00 <erlich> accidentally on kelly street
34:00 <FredFlinstone> wow
35:00 <TheRon> bizarre love triangle
35:00 <FredFlinstone> very
35:00 <Rak> ordinary angel
35:00 <Mew> copperhead road
36:00 <erlich> road to nowhere
36:00 <TheRon> everytime i see you falling i get down on my knees and pray
36:00 <erlich> streets with no name
36:00 <Mew> boulevard of broken dreams.. Kinda
37:00 <TheRon> i love bizarre love triangle
37:00 <Mew> TheRon should know some too
38:00 <Mew> Devil gate drive
38:00 <Bert187> Hello #melbourne :)
38:00 <erlich> Suicide Division
38:00 <Bert187> How we all doin
38:00 <TheRon> eric carmen - hungry eyes
38:00 <Bert187> erlich google suicide death drive
39:00 <Mew> they wouldn't get very far
39:00 <Mew> ha ha ha ha
39:00 <Bert187> i knew Mew was somewhere
39:00 <TheRon> jennfier grey si hot
39:00 <Mew> yes JJ I am here
39:00 <Rak> sasha grey is hotter
40:00 <TheRon> bit easy
40:00 <erlich> the ones that dont know they are being filmed for sex tapes = hotter
40:00 <Bert187> yer thats my biggest poroblem watching amatuer porn
40:00 <Maurice> Jennifer Greys career did a nosedive
40:00 <TheRon> mew loves swayze
41:00 <Mew> mmmmmno
41:00 <erlich> she prefers guys that lift men up and slam them
41:00 <erlich> that pontius
41:00 <TheRon> i have never actually sat all the way through dirty dancing'
41:00 <erlich> not little girls andn dance with them
41:00 <TheRon> or grease
41:00 <erlich> sound of music?
42:00 <TheRon> nope
42:00 <erlich> i know you have TheRon 
42:00 <erlich> just admit it
42:00 <TheRon> nup
42:00 <Maurice> She probably prefers alive dudes
42:00 <Maurice> (17:41:34) (TheRon): i have never actually sat all the way through dirty dancing' (17:41:50) (TheRon): or grease
42:00 <Maurice> That is disgraceful
42:00 <TheRon> what?
42:00 <Rak> hahaha same, TheRon
43:00 <Maurice> I have them both on dvd and could say them word for word
43:00 <TheRon> i would if there was achance of a root at the end
43:00 <Maurice> So have you never seen the end dance of dirty dancing?
43:00 <Rak> he lifts her up?
43:00 <Maurice> Yes but the entire thing
43:00 <Rak> they kiss?
43:00 <Maurice> They bang before that
43:00 <Maurice> And you see his butt
43:00 <TheRon> yes i have, because  of family guy
44:00 <erlich> they had to call security because the father was about to jump on stage with a pistol
44:00 <Maurice> Lol
44:00 <Maurice> Then fat kellerman jumped in and took the bullet
44:00 <Bert187> that woukld of been awesome a live suicide
45:00 <TheRon> i lie a bit, my cousin was in a production of grease, we just skipped to her bit
45:00 <ooomp> Rak likes watching these movies secretly just acts like he hasn't
45:00 <Bert187> nerdygirl cracked the shits with me coz i dissed her comic book hero's
45:00 <TheRon> whats the forbidden dance one?
45:00 <Rak> i'm saving my first time for you, ooomp
45:00 <erlich> wait that nerdygirl talks?
45:00 <Maurice> I played wizard of monopoly today
45:00 <Maurice> I kicked arse
46:00 <Maurice> Ended the game with 7 grand
46:00 <milk> heya
46:00 <Bert187> lol erlich no
46:00 <Mew> I've never seen LOTR, Star wars or the matrix's
46:00 <ooomp> Oooh movie marathon weekend
46:00 <Maurice> Me either Mew
46:00 <Mew> #noragrets
46:00 <Maurice> But dirty dancing and grease are worth watching, they're not
46:00 <Rak> there are only 3 star wars and only 1 matrix movie
46:00 <erlich> matrix 1 is OK
46:00 <TheRon> but i'm a bloke
46:00 <Bert187> grease n dirty dancing cmon its he year 2014
46:00 <Rak> movies and shwarmas
47:00 <Mew> oh I thought there was more lmao
47:00 <ooomp> Heaven
47:00 <erlich> lolll
47:00 <Rak> none anyone should watch
47:00 <erlich> there is no matrixes (matrices)
47:00 <TheRon> you only watch those movies if there's a chance of a root at the end
47:00 <erlich> -- movie quote
47:00 <ooomp> Loof darling, did you being me a drink
47:00 <Maurice> Why does google tell me theres 3 matrix movies
47:00 <erlich> the other 2 arent worth watching
48:00 <Mew> OH
48:00 <TheRon> i wouldn't
48:00 <Bert187> greae lightingggggggggg
48:00 <Mew> so there ARE matrices
48:00 <Mew> Matrii
48:00 <erlich> yes
48:00 <Maurice> Rak is a fibber
48:00 <ooomp> Rak is a lot of things
48:00 <erlich> that was just guy code talk for the other sequels being shit
48:00 <Nikky`> Rak is a lot of things
48:00 <TheRon> john mellencamp - check it out
48:00 <Rak> :D
48:00 <Mew> yeah Rak bend over and prepare to be spankethd
48:00 <erlich> Nikky`: got man?
49:00 <Rak> Maurice do NOT watch more than one matrix movie
49:00 <Skirmish> [19:47] <@Maurice> Why does google tell me theres 3 matrix movies  <---------- Because there are 3. 
49:00 <Nikky`> lol erlich.. yes, you
49:00 <Maurice> I'm not watching any of them
49:00 <Mew> snap
49:00 <Skirmish> They are awesome.
49:00 <Rak> yes' maam
49:00 <Mew> the anti matrix crew
49:00 <TheRon> debbie does philly
49:00 <ooomp> I like how Nikky` and I said the same thing
49:00 <Nikky`> Because we know ooomp..we know all
49:00 <Rak> and that's why you're both dear to my heart
49:00 <erlich> Nikky`: yeh i got jeeezus
49:00 <ooomp> Yes we do :)
50:00 <Mew> yeezus
50:00 <Nikky`> yeah erlich
50:00 <erlich> JSHWH of BLCKWD(PBUH) 
50:00 <Bert187> its ok baby u dont have to be shy round me
50:00 <Maurice> Are we buying vowels
51:00 <erlich> yes, buy As and Os and solve it
51:00 <Nikky`> ooooooooooooooooo's
51:00 <Maurice> I already know what it is, I just wanted to make sure
51:00 <TheRon> the rising sun just stole my girl away
51:00 <Mew> WST HNMSH
52:00 <Mew> PNK SCK
52:00 <erlich> TS NT FNNY NT FN
53:00 <Rak> PP
53:00 <Mew> FLCHNG
53:00 <erlich> BST MV F TH YR
53:00 <ooomp> RTRDS
54:00 <Rak> oh don't get retreads if you plan on driving long distances, ooomp
54:00 <ooomp> I'll try not to
54:00 <British^Meat> JSHWH of BLCKWD FKN WNKR CNT AN CKHED
54:00 <Mew> A!!!!
54:00 <erlich> E!@
54:00 <Mew> WHT R Y DN
54:00 <erlich> taht's a vowel fine right there son
55:00 <erlich> or you can do community service. talk to him in PM to keep him occupied
55:00 <British^Meat> oh soz, i didnt knw it was a vowel game
55:00 <erlich> and distract him away from the channel
55:00 <British^Meat> i just walke din and plonked me ass down
55:00 <erlich> God bless you IRC Messiah
55:00 <Mew> you ass pelonker
56:00 <Picard> nuff nuff
56:00 <milk> hey Picard
56:00 <milk> living the dream?
57:00 <Picard> always milk
57:00 <Bert187> living the dream in my housos flat
58:00 <ShadowLurker> same ppl same shit every fucking day
58:00 <Bert187> Hello ShadowLurker
58:00 <British^Meat> ShadowLurker's new thing is saying that thing :)
58:00 <British^Meat> I dont mind it, i like it
58:00 <ShadowLurker> am i wrong tho
58:00 <ShadowLurker> could be gone a month and come back to this same shit
58:00 <Picard> British^Meat how are you?
59:00 <British^Meat> heh doubt it
59:00 <Bert187> get a hobby ShadowLurker
59:00 <ShadowLurker> i have several
59:00 <ShadowLurker> what of it
00:00 <Bert187> cool what hobbies are those
00:00 <ShadowLurker> stuff
00:00 <ShadowLurker> things
00:00 <Mew> im a fan of stuff and things
01:00 <couleurs> me 2
01:00 <Bert187> sounds interesting
02:00 <Mew> Bert187 is into minimal hygiene and excessive masturbation with frequent guilt every time his mum does a washing load
02:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
02:00 <Mew> in case anyone was wondering
02:00 <Nikky`> lol
03:00 <Nikky`> I wasn't and now I want to type /clear so I never have to 
03:00 <ShadowLurker> i would elaborate as to what stuff and things i do but i doubt youd understand
03:00 <British^Meat> youre weird Bert187
05:00 <Mew> holy shit I hope I didn't just creep Nikky` out lol
05:00 <Skirmish> ShadowLurker, I trust Mrs Franklin is doing well? 
05:00 <British^Meat> "my names nikky, here's me tits"
05:00 <ShadowLurker> splendidly
05:00 <Picard> Mew, nasty
06:00 <Skirmish> Excellent. If she needs me to take over her ops for a while I can shoulder the burder if she so desires.
06:00 <British^Meat> yes, powerful op would Skirmish be
06:00 <erlich> someone should update the Austnet page with that
06:00 <Skirmish> Wise, fair, just.  
07:00 <Mew> Russian police: Stern. Stern but fair.
07:00 <British^Meat> butt fair
08:00 <Picard> this bitch on the block needs a punch in the face
10:00 <Mew> what time does bb start?
10:00 <Skirmish> So considering a bar fridge for under my computer desk.  So much effort to get up and go get another beer. 
11:00 <Picard> 9pm 
11:00 <Mew> wtf
12:00 <Picard> ???
12:00 <erlich> dont they have those 6 minutes sort of shows first
12:00 <erlich> 60*
12:00 <Picard> Tim's back
12:00 <Picard> erlich yes
12:00 <Picard> interesting story tonight, last flight of a plane to the greaveyard in Arizona
16:00 <Skirmish> What plane is it?
16:00 <Picard> no idea
16:00 <Picard> 737 i think
16:00 <Picard> its on now
16:00 <Skirmish> Too hard to look. 
16:00 <Picard> lazy
16:00 <Skirmish> 72 hours in 6 days. Tired. 
17:00 <Picard> its in california not arizona
17:00 <Picard> boeing 767
18:00 <Mew> holy casholy Skirmish
18:00 <Mew> do you get OT?
20:00 <xm> 14 is the legal limit a day isn't it?
21:00 <Skirmish> Yeah.
21:00 <Mew> jesus christ
21:00 <Skirmish> LOTS of overtime. Probably of no benefit to me after the tax man and HECS comes out.
21:00 <Mew> the rate on that would be insane
22:00 <Mew> im moist just thinking about it
22:00 <Skirmish> pics
23:00 <Bert187> Mew what are you doing on the internet without your burqa
23:00 <Skirmish> INB4 gross pic mew links.
23:00 <Picard> lol Bert187
23:00 <Skirmish> How do you know she isn't wearing one?
23:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/Zf0BT4I.jpg
23:00 <Mew> Dayum
24:00 <Mew> oi mista danja
24:00 <mrdanger> soup
25:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o63FGy3mPWI&list=UUVgO39Bk5sMo66-6o6Spn6Q  <------------- This woman is a joke. 
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Senator Jacqui Lambie struggles to explain sharia law (Sep 20, 2014) 2:05 - Category: News & Politics - 18,882 views - 95 likes (29.5%), 227 dislikes (70.5%)
25:00 <mrdanger> lol
25:00 <mrdanger> she's a fuckin dolt
26:00 <mrdanger> see what she said about the photographer that took the photo of the woman in the burka?
26:00 <mrdanger> retardo
27:00 <Loof> :)
27:00 <mrdanger> gay
27:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
28:00 <TheRiddler> SWEET
28:00 <TheRiddler> my vfl team won
28:00 <Skirmish> mrdanger: No I haven't seen that.  I seen the photographer was attacking her though.
29:00 <mrdanger> her response was absurd
31:00 <Loof> i love my dealer so much <3
31:00 <Loof> bit of a mancrush on him
33:00 <TheRiddler> first year in the vfl with their own team
40:00 <Loof> lol @ bigpond
41:00 <Thoth> holy shit my exgf is retarded
41:00 <couleurs> pics
41:00 <Thoth> She's all like, just practising for my license test at http://mylicence.sa.gov.au/hazard-perception-test/done
42:00 <Thoth> And I'm all lik, are you a resident of, or hoping to sit your license exam, in south australia?
47:00 <Doodle> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=785960764757699
53:00 <Skirmish> Why are you even talking to your ex?
54:00 <\alienated_Romeo> wheres the money?
55:00 <\alienated_Romeo> ran out of food
56:00 <\alienated_Romeo> who's talking about who's ex Skirmish?
56:00 <Skirmish> Thoth
56:00 <\alienated_Romeo> ah i c
56:00 <Student> nothing better to do 
56:00 <Thoth> Why not? She puts out.
57:00 <\alienated_Romeo> hi Mew
57:00 <spookyfingers> jeepers RIPD was so crap
57:00 <Mew> hi
57:00 <\alienated_Romeo> :)
57:00 <\alienated_Romeo> how are you today?
58:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/Wg1hs.jpg
58:00 <ness> hey mofos
59:00 <ness> anyone else pissed off that the weekend is nearly over!!!!
59:00 <ness> Where does it go.
59:00 <\alienated_Romeo> sunday sux
59:00 <Zade> i am
59:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Hot TheDarkTruth
59:00 <ashleighXtrinity> TheRiddler
59:00 <ashleighXtrinity> *
00:00 <\alienated_Romeo> ness how the weather where you are?
00:00 <TheDarkTruth> did I miss something?
00:00 <ness> im in melb, its always cold
00:00 <Picard> ness i am
00:00 <\alienated_Romeo> ok
00:00 <Picard> weekends should be 3 days
00:00 <Zade> i agree Picard
00:00 <\alienated_Romeo> ness got any hobbies?
01:00 <Thoth> Go for a jog and warm up fatties
01:00 <\alienated_Romeo> Mew are you still awake?
01:00 <ness> i went ice skating, so i was still cold
01:00 <\alienated_Romeo> ah i c
01:00 <Loof> high romeo
02:00 <\alienated_Romeo> do you have a nice ice rink to skate on?
02:00 <Loof> hi romeo
02:00 <Zade> it was horrible where i live so i went into city today and went shopping 
02:00 <\alienated_Romeo> hi Loof
02:00 <Loof> how you been?
02:00 <\alienated_Romeo> yep chewing on my fat nah jokes just drinking coffee and beer
02:00 <ness> what did u buy me zade?
02:00 <\alienated_Romeo> how have you been
03:00 <Loof> been ok
03:00 <\alienated_Romeo> cool
03:00 <\alienated_Romeo> i saw lots of chicks on the weekend
03:00 <Zade> some jeans, 2 shirsts, pair of trainers and some jocks and socks 
03:00 <\alienated_Romeo> :)
03:00 <Loof> did they show skin?
04:00 <\alienated_Romeo> been up to much Loof?
04:00 <\alienated_Romeo> of course
04:00 <Loof> not much been straight 5 days
04:00 <Loof> was hell
04:00 <\alienated_Romeo> ah i c
04:00 <Loof> got some weed tonight :D
04:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/coiE9.jpg
04:00 <Zade> i walked into city and got tram home 
04:00 <ness> nice Zade
05:00 <\alienated_Romeo> Loof shout me a cone
05:00 <\alienated_Romeo> im still waiting for a good harvest
06:00 <\alienated_Romeo> i'm defrosting a frozen coke
06:00 <\alienated_Romeo> i should also defrost some steaks
06:00 <Loof> i'm sticking some seeds in the ground tomorrow
06:00 <\alienated_Romeo> ah nice
06:00 <Loof> got a new fence up neighbours cant see shit
06:00 <Picard> hope you get busted
06:00 <TokenDaRing> Loof they use helicopters to spot growers
07:00 <Picard> lol
07:00 <TokenDaRing> fences don't do anything man
07:00 <Picard> he isnt that smart\
07:00 <ness> weed smokers are generally dickheads
07:00 <Thoth> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10599688_1465265723746157_2884917169269239407_n.jpg?oh=bacf4bff65b5fae20ccbf80770dfe349&oe=548C6155&__gda__=1419088645_53305fd0e1f82791e4b00fb1bc913a08
07:00 <Thoth> Prob has a real nice personality aye
07:00 <\alienated_Romeo> Loof do you have any posters in your bedroom?
07:00 <TokenDaRing> probably of other men I bet
07:00 <\alienated_Romeo> i have a couple
07:00 <\alienated_Romeo> or a few
07:00 <ness> prob bob marley posters
08:00 <Loof> yeah just cock pics
08:00 <\alienated_Romeo> ahaha
08:00 <\alienated_Romeo> dear me
08:00 <\alienated_Romeo> ?
08:00 <\alienated_Romeo> oh well
08:00 <\alienated_Romeo> i want some more booze
09:00 <\alienated_Romeo> Harry Nilsson - Everybody's Talkin' (1969).mp3
09:00 <\alienated_Romeo> i need to switch from beer to spirits
09:00 <ness> i understand the need for sex, food, water......but booze and weed???????? WTF is wrong with people
09:00 <\alienated_Romeo> someday
10:00 <\alienated_Romeo> better than doing nothing
10:00 <\alienated_Romeo> +
10:00 <\alienated_Romeo> you get reall high
10:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Booze and weed is great
10:00 <ness> you need to get a life
10:00 <\alienated_Romeo> cool im glad you think so too
10:00 <bee_girl> grass then beer ur in the clear, beer then grass ur on ur arse
11:00 <\alienated_Romeo> ness what sort of life should i get?
11:00 <Bert187> impresonate jesus
11:00 <TheRiddler> how is being high doing something?
11:00 <ness> one where you are actually living, not hiding behind a temporary high
11:00 <ShadowLurker> boobs and burnouts are better
11:00 <\alienated_Romeo> how do you not know
11:00 <\alienated_Romeo> ...
11:00 <Bert187> i like sex
11:00 <Picard> drug fucked idiots 
11:00 <\alienated_Romeo> look it's lOOf again
11:00 <Bert187> sex is great
12:00 <\alienated_Romeo> sex is hormones
12:00 <Student> sex does not like you much Bert187 :P
12:00 <Bert187> i want to get married and start a family
12:00 <\alienated_Romeo> welcome back Loof
13:00 <\alienated_Romeo> i like really good coffee
13:00 <Loof> ty
13:00 <Picard> this john howard thing on Sunday is alright
13:00 <\alienated_Romeo> quantity and quality
13:00 <\alienated_Romeo> :)
13:00 <ness> so go for it Bert187, whats stopping u
13:00 <Bert187> after sex i like a ciggie
13:00 <Picard> he was one of our best PM's
13:00 <\alienated_Romeo> i like to sex myself
13:00 <ness> Picard, i hate to say it.....but he was
13:00 <ashleighXtrinity> 'Sex myself' wut
14:00 <\alienated_Romeo> do you ever sex yourself Bert187?
14:00 <Bert187> yes
14:00 <Bert187> im a wanker
14:00 <\alienated_Romeo> hehe cool
14:00 <\alienated_Romeo> arn't we all
14:00 <Student> ha ha 
14:00 <\alienated_Romeo> =)
14:00 <Student> a wanker can start a family? :P
15:00 <\alienated_Romeo> anyone had red bull today?
15:00 <\alienated_Romeo> im hopefully getting some tommorow
15:00 <Loof> i slept from 2am to 6pm
15:00 <Loof> dont need energy drinks
15:00 <Student> drought is over
15:00 <Loof> lo
15:00 <Loof> lol
15:00 <\alienated_Romeo> i wasn't able to get much excersise today
16:00 <\alienated_Romeo> i mean this week
16:00 <\alienated_Romeo> i wasn't able to get much excersise this week
16:00 <\alienated_Romeo> *
16:00 <Loof> same
16:00 <Loof> last week was every day
16:00 <ness> my fortune cookies says: count your blessings by thinking of those whom you love.
16:00 <Loof> me and my wife
16:00 <Loof> doing weights
16:00 <Student> so why you think you deserve red bull?
16:00 <Loof> same with the week before
16:00 <Loof> but this week had issues
16:00 <\alienated_Romeo> do they have timezone in the eastern states?
16:00 <Loof> +10
17:00 <Loof> gmt
17:00 <\alienated_Romeo> mmm
17:00 <\alienated_Romeo> i wanna go to the movies and eat out
17:00 <\alienated_Romeo> need some cash though
18:00 <Student> where is your moma when you need her?
18:00 <\alienated_Romeo> might finish reading my book this week
18:00 <ness> dont go see Maze Runner......waste of money
18:00 <\alienated_Romeo> my moms on holidays
18:00 <\alienated_Romeo> ;)
18:00 <Student> yah plenty of time to finish a book when some one is on centerlink 
19:00 <Student> ;)
19:00 <Picard> wtf Lady Gaga on 60 minutes
19:00 <ness> i know, she is so wierd
19:00 <Picard> whats with that fucking hair?
19:00 <ness> great voice though, she just needs meds
19:00 <spookyfingers> <ness> i understand the need for sex, food, water......but booze and weed???????? WTF is wrong with people <- people have been consuming alcohol and doing drug for thousands of years
19:00 <couleurs> who...
19:00 <spookyfingers> drugs*
19:00 <Student> i do not think she is weird, she is just trying to prove herself by odd ways
20:00 <ness> spookyfingers drugs are not the meaning of life....thats all people seem to live for
20:00 <Bert187> do u wear a condom when u masterbate.... you know u could be paid to masterbate
20:00 <Skirmish> I do enjoy the justifications for taking drugs. 
20:00 <Picard> she has nothing to prove, she can sing. why act like a nut job
20:00 <Picard> is she rooting this old cunt???
20:00 <\_a_\[Romeo]> i don't do my dishes
20:00 <Skirmish> BUT CIGARETTES!  
20:00 <Skirmish> BUT ALCOHOL
20:00 <\_a_\[Romeo]> i need to buy some plate
20:00 <\_a_\[Romeo]> i used to live near a bottleshop
20:00 <Student> yes that is the whole point of those physical stunts and still be able to sing Picard ;)
20:00 <ness> nooooo
20:00 <\_a_\[Romeo]> i ran out of smokes
21:00 <spookyfingers> why does lady gaga need meds?
21:00 <Loof> wish i could drink
21:00 <\_a_\[Romeo]> looking forward to going shopping
21:00 <Bert187> go rob ur nieghbor \_a_\[Romeo]
21:00 <Loof> but it just gives me headaches
21:00 <\_a_\[Romeo]> Loof drink orange juice
21:00 <Loof> even one beer and i get a headache
21:00 <Loof> within an hour
21:00 <Loof> low tolerance to the chemicals in it
21:00 <\_a_\[Romeo]> Loof drink cough medicine
21:00 <spookyfingers> lol the chemicals
21:00 <\_a_\[Romeo]> Loof do you live in a house?
22:00 <\_a_\[Romeo]> i used to live in a house
22:00 <Loof> how has this mum fucking fgt manchild gotten past my ignore again
22:00 <Bert187> loof lives in the 'projects'
22:00 <Loof> die spookyfingers 
22:00 <Loof> beer has chemicals, every adult knows that
22:00 <Loof> you're just a naive 10 year old
23:00 <\_a_\[Romeo]> i ate some left over pizza day old
23:00 <spookyfingers> i know you are but what am i
23:00 <Loof> i'm doing pizza deliveries soon
23:00 <Loof> free pizza
23:00 <\_a_\[Romeo]> smoking hasn't really killed me
23:00 <\_a_\[Romeo]> cool Loof
23:00 <Loof> just vape man
23:00 <Loof> smoking sucks
23:00 <ness> Loof free pizza followed by a typical porn scene?
23:00 <\_a_\[Romeo]> Loof are you wearing socks?
24:00 <\_a_\[Romeo]> im not
24:00 <Loof> i am
24:00 <\_a_\[Romeo]> cool
24:00 <\_a_\[Romeo]> i should put my jumper on soon
24:00 <Loof> my turn, do you have the heater on?
24:00 <\_a_\[Romeo]> Loof what drinks do you like to drink?
24:00 <\_a_\[Romeo]> fuck
25:00 <\_a_\[Romeo]> no one escapes alienated
25:00 <\_a_\[Romeo]> MP3 Rocket\HIM - Solitary Man (lyrics).mp3
26:00 <spookyfingers> and stay out
26:00 <spookyfingers> which is the opposite of what the staff at the mental ward said to him.
26:00 <Thoth> I don't mean to sound like a queer or nothing, but I think HIM is a sweet band
27:00 <\_a_\[Romeo]> cool
27:00 <\_a_\[Romeo]> :)
27:00 <[alienated-romeo]\_\> coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
27:00 <[alienated-romeo]\_\> buzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzz
27:00 <Bastardly_One> can't stand HIM
28:00 <Student> you are flawed
28:00 <TokenDaRing> HIM is ok
28:00 <TokenDaRing> not the worst
30:00 <ness> who is HIM?
31:00 <Student> how come this guy nicked rickrolled able to know what is happening in here without being in here?
31:00 <Student> he keeps on noticing me
32:00 <[alienated-romeo]\_\> i got in trouble for spending all my internet money on porn :)
32:00 <spookyfingers> lol
32:00 <spookyfingers> he got magic
32:00 <Student> and what happened in Bastardly_One's dungeon ? what did the police find in his pc? <--- asked by someone
33:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up Student
33:00 <spookyfingers> he isnt giving you crap
33:00 <TokenDaRing> wait, someone has a dungeon?
33:00 <spookyfingers> he's being msgd 
33:00 <TokenDaRing> why do you need a dungeon?
33:00 <[alienated-romeo]\_\> Student have you been working hard this week?
34:00 <Student> well whatever, i have to ask you , to reach the person who is messaging me, so i can get him by his rules
34:00 <[alienated-romeo]\_\> i need a basement
34:00 <Student> i am sure you do 
34:00 <[alienated-romeo]\_\> and a helipad
34:00 <[alienated-romeo]\_\> :)
34:00 <Student> but are you going to get any? not so sure about that 
35:00 <[alienated-romeo]\_\> hehe
35:00 <[alienated-romeo]\_\> okay
35:00 <[alienated-romeo]\_\> i can only sex myself these days
35:00 <[alienated-romeo]\_\> i might listen to a full whitlams album
35:00 <Student> good to know 
35:00 <Student> while you will sex to your self?
36:00 <[alienated-romeo]\_\> u huh
36:00 <[alienated-romeo]\_\> ;)
36:00 <[alienated-romeo]\_\> a huh
36:00 <[alienated-romeo]\_\> push
36:00 <[alienated-romeo]\_\> a baby
36:00 <[alienated-romeo]\_\> out
36:00 <[alienated-romeo]\_\> my penis
36:00 <ness> eewww
36:00 <[alienated-romeo]\_\> ahaha
36:00 <TokenDaRing> thats messed up
36:00 <[alienated-romeo]\_\> fuck it
36:00 <TokenDaRing> and gross
36:00 <TokenDaRing> wtf
37:00 <TokenDaRing> who are you creepy guy?
37:00 <\weed> im creep
37:00 <\weed> i don't belong here
37:00 <\weed> im A creep
37:00 <\weed> lalala
37:00 <Student> ness girls like you turned guys like \weed in a total mess , you should be ashamed of yourself ;P
37:00 <Loof> i'm a crepe, i donut belong here
38:00 <\weed> haha Loof
38:00 <Student> ok, ba bye
38:00 <Student> see ya
38:00 <\romeo^> anyone 
39:00 <\romeo^> what is life really al about?
39:00 <Student> living it
39:00 <\romeo^> what is life really all about?
39:00 <Loof> getting weed and doing the deed
39:00 <\romeo^> ok ok
39:00 <\romeo^> woah
40:00 <\romeo^> i alwaysthhought life was about lusting after sexy chicks
40:00 <Skirmish> getting weed and poking a chubby asian like loof 
40:00 <Loof> no its about doing them
40:00 <\romeo^> i always hought life was about lusting after sexy chicks
40:00 <\romeo^> mmm
40:00 <\romeo^> Loof are you on welfare?
40:00 <Loof> not lusting after them and never getting any like spookyfingers 
41:00 <Doodle> chubby azns need love too
41:00 <Loof> that's right
41:00 <Loof> but they gotta pay!
41:00 <Student> oh thanks for the insight Doodle
41:00 <Doodle> loool
41:00 <\romeo^> yen
41:00 <Doodle> fuck off Student
41:00 <Student> pooo
41:00 <Picard> Loof die
41:00 <Student> pew
42:00 <Loof> Studnot
42:00 <\romeo^> Student do you lik sweet foods?
42:00 <\romeo^> Student do you like sweet foods?
42:00 <Student> yes fool? :P
42:00 <Student> i do not take much sweet food
42:00 <Loof> paki sweet foods are like eating out homeless ass
42:00 <Student> but does not mean i do not like them 
42:00 <\romeo^> ah cool
42:00 <ness> BB fucking morons on the show
43:00 <ness> adults worried about bullying....this person doesn't like me....wah wah wah
43:00 <Doodle> so same as every bb then ness
43:00 <Doodle> wankers
43:00 <Student> wah wah???? what is that
43:00 <ness> they are adults, not teenages
43:00 <ness> whining noise
44:00 <\romeo^> too much pink
44:00 <Doodle> not enough stink
44:00 <\romeo^> ive got some sweet arse net connection
45:00 <\romeo^> í wanna download lucy liu bot
45:00 <Picard> BB is stupid
45:00 <ness> tell
45:00 <ness> everyone in this chat room should be in the BB house
45:00 <Loof> u got nbn romeo?
45:00 <Picard> and this Tim cunt omg who have him back
45:00 <ness> now that would make for interesting tv
45:00 <Picard> lol
45:00 <\romeo^> nbn?
45:00 <ness> everyone would be bagging each other out
46:00 <Picard> imagine b1 in there
46:00 <TokenDaRing> why is Rickrolled messaging me?
46:00 <ness> Picard would try to bang everyone
46:00 <Picard> nuh
46:00 <Picard> im shy irl
46:00 <Picard> its easy to talk shit in here
46:00 <Picard> i can be anything in here
46:00 <Loof> Just type in: /ignore *!*@2236f119.clients.kiwiirc.com
46:00 <\romeo^> Picard everyword ever spoken is pure rubbish
46:00 <Loof> problem solved
46:00 <Picard> wat
47:00 <ness> as fiesty as i am on here, i am in real life
47:00 <ness> what you see is what you get
47:00 <\romeo^> sonic boom
47:00 <Picard> Rickrolled is messaging me also
47:00 <Student> it is ok ness, i am not going to get you :P
47:00 <Student> thank you but no thanks ;)
47:00 <Picard> -Rickrolled- WHAT HAPPENED TO BASTARDLY ONES DUNGEON? WHAT DID THE POLICE FIND ON HIS PC?
47:00 <\romeo^> Student are you one of the cool kids?
47:00 <Picard> his best bet would be to pm b1
47:00 <Student> i am a kid?
48:00 <\romeo^> i am a kid
48:00 <Loof> Student is the extreme oppistie of cool, like spookybaldhead
48:00 <\romeo^> backfir
48:00 <\romeo^> backfire
48:00 <Loof> lot of baldness in the room
48:00 <\romeo^> wait are you a man?
48:00 <Loof> picard and spookyfingers 
48:00 <\romeo^> hi Mew
48:00 <\romeo^> :)
48:00 <Loof> #melbourenbaldconvention
49:00 <Picard> Loof prison awaits you
49:00 <Mew> hi romeo
49:00 <\romeo^> Loof do you live in the sewer?
49:00 <\romeo^> Mew you cool
49:00 <Loof> yes i'm a ninja turtle
49:00 <\romeo^> :)
49:00 <\romeo^> nice
50:00 <Mew> cool beans
50:00 <Loof> bald, single, and living in his mothers apartment
50:00 <Doodle> this coffee is glorious
50:00 <Student> ha ha, have hairs, married, and living in his wife's home ;P
51:00 <Loof> spookyfingers cant even aford a decent tv or pc
51:00 <\romeo^> fuck i hate being poor
51:00 <Loof> let's not even speak of a car
51:00 <Loof> and he's bald
51:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Mr Bungle - Backstrokin'.mp3 (2.83MB 128kbps Stereo 3:05)
51:00 <Loof> and fucking his mother
51:00 <Loof> lol @ spookybrokennose
51:00 <\romeo^> Loof what sort of lights do you have in your room?
52:00 <Loof> smashed to the nose and your to blame pandis you give mum fuckers a bad name
52:00 <spookyfingers> ?
52:00 <Loof> you're
52:00 <spookyfingers> why is Loof talking about me?
52:00 <\romeo^> spookyfingers do you like fox mulder?
53:00 <spookyfingers> sure
53:00 <\romeo^> coool
53:00 <Student> he have nothing better to do 
53:00 <spookyfingers> true
54:00 <]]Krop_Sirkles666> i wanna stab myself
54:00 <Loof> stab pandas first for practice
54:00 <Loof> just to be sure
54:00 <]]Krop_Sirkles666> fuck doing time on this earth
54:00 <]]Krop_Sirkles666> ahah okay i will
55:00 <spookyfingers> I wonder if Loof even remembers why he's mad with me
55:00 <spookyfingers> lol
55:00 <spookyfingers> angry*
55:00 <Student> he do not need a reason to be mad
55:00 <Loof> what's more broken; microsoft's ability to make a gaming console, or pandis nose?
56:00 <spookyfingers> he must despise Owen Wilson.
56:00 <Loof> meh 10pm is close enough to 420
56:00 <Thoth> yo Skirmish 
57:00 <ness> cbf going to work tomorrow damn it
57:00 <Student> cbf , cbf, cbf. apply for center link 
57:00 <spookyfingers> Loof irl https://www.facebook.com/images/spacer.gif
58:00 <spookyfingers> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1798146_10152034404199858_1844526929_n.jpg?oh=15c9f57fcb643e98e81b28138105bc89&oe=54864AF8&__gda__=1417962486_3971294a0baf1663dd73ca2906356394
58:00 <spookyfingers> ^Loof irl.
58:00 <spookyfingers> what a dream boat..
00:00 <spookyfingers> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/480860_10151164523599858_1831402959_n.jpg?oh=a724ca0db87b5c8a3e7aad0ac2cebcbc&oe=54C69164&__gda__=1417963759_e44126c6f44ee1b171461a41b6694973  speaking of noses.
00:00 <ness> anyone want to go to Tassie??
00:00 <Doodle> yes
01:00 <Doodle> tassie is ace
01:00 <ness> i love it to but have only been for short visits.  id like to go for a few days and travel around
01:00 <Doodle> yeah its ace to hire a car and go around
01:00 <Doodle> fuck all traffic
03:00 <Skirmish> Wot
05:00 <Skirmish> ness would you like to come on the cross australia road trip Doodle and I are doing?
05:00 <ness> oh really. that sounds like fun
05:00 <Student> ha ha 
05:00 <Skirmish> Going to hire a euro convertible and drive across to WA stopping to put poop in B1/panda's letterboxes
06:00 <Doodle> fuck off i'm not driving around in a convertible with you
06:00 <Maurice> I've got the gallon drum of lube on order
06:00 <Student> lol 
06:00 <Skirmish> Yeah you are. Mew and Ness in the back will make it look no homo.
06:00 <Doodle> no it wont
06:00 <Doodle> they will just look like fag hags
06:00 <Student> that is too bad when you will hit the road and your life will still cycle around the Ircers ;) actually doing the tour with ircer's 
06:00 <Student> wow 
06:00 <Skirmish> You can sit in the back with ness then.
06:00 <Doodle> what if she stinks
07:00 <Maurice> Thats when you put the top down
07:00 <Skirmish> It will waft away ... no roof.
07:00 <Doodle> IT BETTER
07:00 <ness> lol
07:00 <ShadowLurker> doodles just fabulous
07:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: they advise you at work to wear civvies on the way to and from work right?
07:00 <Doodle> o/`
07:00 <Student> put the top down , and goes to a car wash ;P
07:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: prob the whole time you've worked there?
07:00 <Skirmish> No not until the level went up Thoth. 
07:00 <Maurice> I can just picture Doodle and Skirmish being all Thelma and Louise
07:00 <Doodle> just go louise
07:00 <Doodle> JUST GO
08:00 <Thoth> oh weird
08:00 <ness> anyway peeps.  sleep time for me
08:00 <Thoth> Basically all branches of police have been, and its never been media
08:00 <Doodle> what sort of euro convertible could you possibly hire that wouldnt make us look gay
08:00 <Doodle> a bentley?
08:00 <Doodle> bai ness
08:00 <ness> get a merc
08:00 <Doodle> gay
08:00 <Picard> you dont need a car to look gay Doodle
08:00 <ness> E350 convertible
08:00 <Doodle> e500 at least
08:00 <ness> not gay
09:00 <Student> ha ha 
09:00 <ness> will chew thru petrol'
09:00 <Doodle> so what
09:00 <Doodle> Skirmish is paying
09:00 <ness> well if you're paying
09:00 <ness> nite
09:00 <Doodle> o/
09:00 <Thoth> You're only allowed to own a merc if its proven you drive 10km/h under the speed limit, and cannot park
09:00 <Maurice> http://www.bryangira.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/smart-car-convertible1-e1330107897499.jpg
09:00 <Doodle> lol Maurice
09:00 <Doodle> gayyyyyyyyyy
09:00 <Maurice> Be sure to get the chicks in that
10:00 <Student> well, ness was not impressed
10:00 <Skirmish> I think she's ugly anyway.
10:00 <Thoth> oh hey, Jesus is on TV
11:00 <Maurice> How am I the only one who doesn't know what she looks like
11:00 <Skirmish> Thoth: We had the option but it wasn't forced on us that we HAD to come to work in civvies.  Now it's compulsory. 
11:00 <paNdiS> what who looks like Maurice?
12:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: I was only guessing. I have no idea what ness looks like.  I am assuming ness is short for Vanessa though, and I have never met an attractive Vanessa.
12:00 <Thoth> Same here. An option worth taking tho
12:00 <Maurice> Lol
12:00 <Maurice> Actually, I know a Vanessa and she looks very manly
12:00 <Student> wb bee_girl
12:00 <Maurice> She also has 7 kids so I imagine her smoo looks like ground zero
13:00 <bee_girl> thanks student
13:00 <Skirmish> Well manly-ness can def sit in the back with Doodle then.
13:00 <TheRiddler> I have lydnt hot chocolate
13:00 <Maurice> Thats not a real thing
13:00 <Student> lol
13:00 <TheRiddler> what is?
13:00 <Maurice> Lindt however..
13:00 <Loof> student trying to make use of his little paki gherkin
13:00 <TheRiddler> err
13:00 <TheRiddler> oh yeah
13:00 <Picard> night kiddies
13:00 <Maurice> Night grandpa
14:00 <TheRiddler> 6 teaspoons of chocolate flakes
14:00 <Skirmish> To ice cream ... or not to ice cream.  That is the question.  Might do my famous peanut butter ice cream.
14:00 <bee_girl> lindt yum
14:00 <Student> Loof, you might want to try commentating as professional 
15:00 <Maurice> Hey Doodle, want to come to bingo with me https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/s526x395/10154278_970314232994611_7997803907370617764_n.jpg?oh=0c60e51b3f5502134c37f387944d46b1&oe=5487532B
15:00 <Loof> lintloaf
15:00 <Doodle> loool
15:00 <Doodle> also f1, bblzzzzzzz
15:00 <Skirmish> I know loof has me on ignore ... but if I wasn't I would ask him why he left that retarded child in thailand and only bought home his sister. 
15:00 <Loof> oooh nice
15:00 <Loof> might watch
15:00 <paNdiS> Student you're doing well if you're not on ignore
16:00 <Skirmish> paNdiS is one more break down away from becoming Loof2. 
17:00 <paNdiS> are you?
18:00 <Skirmish> Mew told me that you made a decision to be bi sexual because you didn't realise twice the chance at getting nothing was still nothing. 
18:00 <paNdiS> you realize mew and i were never friends
18:00 <paNdiS> never really knew eachother..
18:00 <paNdiS> so, why bother talking shit?
19:00 <Skirmish> Yeah she told me you were the creepy junky that would hang around young girls.
19:00 <paNdiS> im sure she didnt.
22:00 <Skirmish> Ice Cream .... movie ...... bed.  Fuk all'y'all. 
24:00 <paNdiS> don't forget to bugspray your mrs.
24:00 <paNdiS> before bed.
24:00 <paNdiS> <3
24:00 <couleurs> Hahaha!!!!!
24:00 <Skirmish> Why would I need to bug spray her? That is absurd. 
26:00 <paNdiS> just had to stick around 
26:00 <paNdiS> I'd put her down if I were you..
26:00 <Skirmish> I was wrapping up a pm. I knew a coward such as yourself would make some silly comment when you thought I was gone.
27:00 <paNdiS> i didnt think you were gone
27:00 <paNdiS> that's the point *facepalm*
27:00 <Skirmish> I pity you paNdiS.  It must be a terrible life to live when you don't even realise just how pathetic you are. 
27:00 <paNdiS> lol
28:00 <paNdiS> I'm sorry to hear that
28:00 <paNdiS> I didn't know how terrible your life is
28:00 <Liinda> hi pooheads =)
28:00 <paNdiS> linas
28:00 <Liinda> panadols hows u
28:00 <paNdiS> good :P u
28:00 <Skirmish> a bald live with mummy loser likes to attack women, my mrs included.  just wow. 
28:00 <Liinda> great thx
28:00 <Liinda> hai Skirmish
28:00 <paNdiS> i dont live with my mum
28:00 <Skirmish> Hi Liinda. 
28:00 <Student> hello Liindaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
28:00 <paNdiS> ive never attacked your mrs
29:00 <Liinda> this place hasnt changed a bit :P
29:00 <Liinda> stuuuudennnnnnnnnntttttttttttttt - have you like, graduated yet or what
29:00 <TokenDaRing> paNdiS are you bitter still?
29:00 <paNdiS> that's because Skirmish is always going on about me linas
29:00 <Skirmish> You attack my mrs constantly. It's your new thing. 
29:00 <paNdiS> no TokenDaRing and since you have no idea what's going on just shoosh
29:00 <paNdiS> haha
29:00 <paNdiS> is it?
29:00 <TokenDaRing> how about you chill out
29:00 <Liinda> >.<
29:00 <Student> well Liinda , you have't not absent from here like 40/50yrs :P
29:00 <Liinda> lol student this is true
29:00 <paNdiS> in reality, you go out of your way to abuse me on irc for no reason
30:00 <paNdiS> so I dish it back
30:00 <Liinda> would it take u that long to graduate? sheeesh
30:00 <Student> where have you been Liinda? 
30:00 <paNdiS> and you have a nice long whinge.
30:00 <Skirmish> lol so you attack my mrs in return?  Why not attack me? 
30:00 <Maurice> Well it'd be fine if you took the piss out of him
30:00 <Skirmish> Coward. 
30:00 <Maurice> And not his lady friend
30:00 <Liinda> Student busy with work and life.
30:00 <paNdiS> it's fine either way
30:00 <paNdiS> he talks about me bashing women
30:00 <Skirmish> You're just a disgusting human being paNdiS.  That's the stark truth of it all.
30:00 <paNdiS> give it, take it.
30:00 <Student> very well, seem like you are getting old Liinda, cannot manage the life and work ;)
30:00 <Maurice> Yeah but he's not talking about them, he's talking about YOU
31:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish, you're talking about yourself
31:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: He isn't going to get it.  Don't waste your time.
31:00 <Liinda> haha student, nawh i can ba;ance it all out, i just dont spend enough time at home to want to log on and type for hours
31:00 <TokenDaRing> paNdiS do you bash women?
31:00 <TokenDaRing> are you a coward?
31:00 <paNdiS> nope
31:00 <TokenDaRing> you sound like one
31:00 <Skirmish> He just likes attacking women.
31:00 <paNdiS> no i dont
31:00 <paNdiS> but when you insult my mother
31:00 <paNdiS> say that i bash women
32:00 <paNdiS> im going to talk about your gf
32:00 <Skirmish> lol you constantly insult my mrs who doesn't even know who you are.  
32:00 <paNdiS> i dont constantly do that Skirmish
32:00 <Student> it is ok Liinda , we understand ;P
32:00 <paNdiS> if you'd just not talk to me
32:00 <Skirmish> What would you call that?  You're a gutless wanker that attacks women paNdiS. 
32:00 <paNdiS> or about me
32:00 <Liinda> i still cant fathom why any of you care what the other person says or thinks.
32:00 <paNdiS> we wouldnt have a problem but you cant help yourself, you're constantly bringing me up in chan
33:00 <Liinda> unless you are in eachothers lives off the computer, who gives a shit
33:00 <paNdiS> so maybe just stop?
33:00 <Skirmish> Liinda: I love putting a bit of pressure on paNdiS because his delusions are delightfully entertaining. 
33:00 <Student> you are sounding depressing Liinda :P come on 
33:00 <paNdiS> what an excuse^
33:00 <Liinda> WHy bother, lol.. doesn't it get boring?
33:00 <paNdiS> you're full of so much hot air Skirmish
33:00 <Liinda> shhhh Student
33:00 <paNdiS> small man syndrome.
34:00 <Liinda> so anyyhing exciting ha[[ening here or what
34:00 <paNdiS> wasn't long ago you were abusing most of the people in this channel
34:00 <Skirmish> lol I am 6 foot 1 mate. Small man syndrome?
34:00 <paNdiS> now you mostly just abuse me
34:00 <Student> all is exciting in here Liinda
34:00 <Liinda> Student I disgaree
34:00 <Student> i do not know where from i start and where do i finish 
35:00 <Liinda> at the start and then at the end?
35:00 <Student> it is ok Liinda, you are getting old, :P
35:00 <Skirmish> Liinda ... do you smell? 
35:00 <Fez> Fuck me. Its liinda
35:00 <paNdiS> if I didn't get to you, you wouldnt bring me up, all the time
35:00 <Liinda> Skirmish I do, my nose works.
35:00 <Liinda>  :P
35:00 <Liinda> Hai fezzleness
35:00 <Fez> Hi liindizzles
35:00 <Skirmish> If not ... would you like to sit in the back of a convertible with Doodle and cross Australia with us?
35:00 <Liinda> hows u
35:00 <Student> working nose ha ha 
35:00 <Student> old people do smell more :P
35:00 <Liinda> lol Skirmish, convertible what exactly?
36:00 <Skirmish> Whatever a hire car company will give me.
36:00 <Maurice> They haven't decided what kind of car yet
36:00 <Maurice> Doodle is voting for a non gay one
36:00 <Liinda> hmmm
36:00 <Student> and Skirmish is driving that convertable ;)
36:00 <Maurice> But I'm not sure that exists
36:00 <Liinda> hahah so it will prb bee one of those vans with graff all over it 
36:00 <Liinda> *be
37:00 <slower> Skirmish you are no better than paNdiS or anybody else in here, and stop  kissing ops ass
37:00 <Liinda> those hire ones that look like they'd fall apart
37:00 <male30> ex
37:00 <Skirmish> http://www.sportscarrentalsonline.com.au/bmw_335i_cabriolet_convertible_hire_and_rental_sydney.html
37:00 <Skirmish> Doodle should be happy with that.
37:00 <Liinda> what about a caravan or something
38:00 <Liinda> fuck that, there's be no space to stretch and relax
38:00 <Skirmish> Can't hire that ... can only do 150km a day. 
38:00 <Liinda> *there'd
38:00 <Student> this girl does not want to go with you Skirmish and Doodle
38:00 <Student> she is making all those excuses
38:00 <Student> bad girl 
39:00 <Liinda> If i am to drive around australia wth them, I want comfort, space and a place to sleep
39:00 <Liinda> shhhh
39:00 <simba> Student, shut up
39:00 <Skirmish> Motorhome? 
39:00 <Liinda> Yeah something like that..
39:00 <Liinda> =D
39:00 <Liinda> anyways, i just popped in to say hi. hope you're all well and see you possibly in a few more months
40:00 <Student> ok Liinda, take care 
40:00 <Student> have fun 
40:00 <paNdiS> y?
40:00 <Student> SEe ya ;P
40:00 <Liinda> Bye Student
40:00 <Student> bye Liinda
40:00 <paNdiS> bye linas
40:00 <Liinda> byes panadols
40:00 <Liinda> byes Skirmish  n Maurice
40:00 <Liinda> =)
40:00 <Student> ha ha 
40:00 <Maurice> Byeeee
41:00 <Maurice> Oh
41:00 <Student> thanks a lot for informing us ;)
41:00 <Student> lazy tard
41:00 <Skirmish> http://www.firstchoicemotorhome.com.au/img/conversions/johnson/bus_side.jpg    <------- I was going to suggest that so she could be happy.
42:00 <Student> it is ok Skirmish, many other fishes to come
42:00 <paNdiS> LOL
44:00 <Skirmish> http://www.seasideretreat.com.au/pbark.htm     <---------- Maurice.  Considering this as a honeymoon location.
45:00 <Skirmish> spa on the deck.  aaaawwwwww yeeeeeeah. 
45:00 <Maurice> Ooh nice
45:00 <Maurice> When should I pack by?
45:00 <Skirmish> August next year.
47:00 <Maurice> Ok I'll make sure I'm ready
47:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish your friend paNdiS is PMing me and telling me to "butt out"
47:00 <Student> ewww
48:00 <Thoth> Sexy
49:00 <paNdiS> i said dont involve yourself
49:00 <paNdiS> i was being polite.
52:00 <TokenDaRing> paNdiS is it true you threaten people?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
53:00 <paNdiS> my newest fan
53:00 <paNdiS> b1 ive almost finished the drinking games
53:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: The idea that more than one person can consider him a dickhead is beyond his ability to comprehend. 
53:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: this girl said I'm not very attractive, should I bash her? Or can you? Please?
53:00 <paNdiS> that doesn't mean anything..
53:00 <paNdiS> umm
54:00 <paNdiS> lightly bash her
54:00 <Student> ha ha 
54:00 <paNdiS> just backhands.
54:00 <Thoth> Till its blue, black, or bleeds?
54:00 <Lumeah> What! 
54:00 <paNdiS> woah woah
55:00 <paNdiS> start with pink
55:00 <Lumeah> Nice fellas! 
55:00 <Skirmish> http://us.cdn3.123rf.com/168nwm/sumners/sumners0901/sumners090100006/4082193-a-large-bald-man-with-his-hands-up-in-the-air-making-an-odd-face.jpg       <-------- paNdiS irl if anyone is interested.
55:00 <paNdiS> and then check her attitude by slamming he head repetedly into the bathroom mirror
55:00 <paNdiS> LOL
55:00 <paNdiS> im not serious lumes
56:00 <Lumeah> Better not be
56:00 <paNdiS> yer, because i honestly believe doing that to a woman is right *rolls eyes*
57:00 <Skirmish> Pretend all you like mate. Nobody believes you. 
57:00 <paNdiS> "mate"
57:00 <paNdiS> a little defensive
58:00 <slower> paNdiS still a very, very stupid thing to say
59:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish, who am I trying to prove something to?
59:00 <paNdiS> you act like this is a court room
59:00 <paNdiS> you're a complete idiot.
59:00 <TokenDaRing> I would believe paNdiS to be capable of violence and intimidation
59:00 <TokenDaRing> he seems like a bully
59:00 <TokenDaRing> after confronting me in PM it's hard to think anything else
59:00 <Student> ha ha 
59:00 <paNdiS> LOL
00:00 <Student> you are trying too hard TokenDaRing ;)
00:00 <paNdiS> ^
01:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm not trying at all
01:00 <TokenDaRing> he confronted me in PM
01:00 <TokenDaRing> and he was joking about domestic violence
01:00 <TokenDaRing> what kind of person does that?
01:00 <paNdiS> you ruined it then
02:00 <paNdiS> too far
02:00 <simba> some1 start talking about something good
02:00 <paNdiS> abusing me is just Skirmish letting of steam, that's understandable
02:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah sorry I ruined you joking about bashing women
02:00 <paNdiS> SUPER TIME FORCE!
02:00 <TokenDaRing> how horrible for you paNdiS
02:00 <Skirmish> lol no. Me taking shots at you is because I think you're a shit bird.
02:00 <paNdiS> dont push me, push a push pop!
03:00 <paNdiS> so now you admit to it
03:00 <paNdiS> wasn't so hard was it :P
03:00 <paNdiS> everybody's honest in the end.
03:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmmm
03:00 <Student> old man is hmming ;P
03:00 <Student> God save us ;)
04:00 <paNdiS> bout to finish level 10
04:00 <Thoth> simba: we can talk about my cock
04:00 <Bastardly_One> level 10 what?
04:00 <Student> level 10 bashing ;P
04:00 <paNdiS> drinkin with the homey
05:00 <mrdanger> poop
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, watch_dogs
05:00 <paNdiS> ye
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol Student
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't even make $100
05:00 <faux> This is awesome 
05:00 <faux> http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/what-sex-looks-inside-mri-machine
05:00 <TheRiddler> kinky faux
05:00 <TheRiddler> :p
05:00 <British^Meat> Bastardly_One, ps4
05:00 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/XYuUolxIolM
05:00 <faux> There's other shit, not just sex 
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Onechanbara Z2 Chaos PS4 Trailer 【HD】 (Aug 1, 2014) 1:53 - Category: Gaming - 26,385 views - 152 likes (88.9%), 19 dislikes (11.1%)
06:00 <paNdiS> i want to beat level 3 cup game
06:00 <paNdiS> ffs
06:00 <paNdiS> it shits me
06:00 <faux> Someone talking, giving birtj etc
06:00 <faux> V interesting
06:00 <paNdiS> but every time i play it im tired
06:00 <Bastardly_One> British^Meat, I heard about that ... I'm getting a PS4 when GTA V comes out ... I figure they'll put it in a bundle
06:00 <British^Meat> looks dodgy as, but id play it
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... asian hotties in bikinis killing things for the win
08:00 <TheRiddler> yes
08:00 <faux> I hope I never say for the win when I'm 50
08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
08:00 <TheRiddler> oh
08:00 <faux> oh
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the age thing is as borng as the pedo shit
09:00 <Bastardly_One> get some new lines or just don't bother
09:00 <Bastardly_One> *boring
09:00 <simba> Bastardly_One
09:00 <paNdiS> what if they dont bundle it?
09:00 <simba> ur old.....
09:00 <faux> lol
09:00 <faux> lololol
09:00 <faux> simba
09:00 <Bastardly_One> then I'll cry and get one anyway
10:00 <faux> I have to show you something 
10:00 <simba> good
10:00 <paNdiS> haha
10:00 <faux> [ 00:10] <awolf> simba leaked this photo of u http://cdn.sneakhype.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dopeness-in-ya-face-23.jpg
10:00 <paNdiS> you got hdmi tv?
10:00 <faux> lmao
10:00 <Fez> Its a trap
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
10:00 <Thoth> Like most things from IFL... that is the gayest content on YouTube
10:00 <paNdiS> woop
10:00 <simba> another 0/5 from me faux 
10:00 <faux> LOL
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and does that car trip ever end?
11:00 <simba> awolf pix cant make me laugh hes too dumb..
11:00 <paNdiS> i dont know
11:00 <paNdiS> lol!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> or just goes forever?
11:00 <paNdiS> a few of us were on it for ages
11:00 <paNdiS> taking turns
11:00 <faux> I lold
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I've made it to ... 12?
11:00 <simba> <faux> a wolf = a dorbs
11:00 <faux> I think he sent it 2 days ago I just saw it today 
11:00 <paNdiS> nice
11:00 <faux> pls no
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I've only done 2 mission at it reckons I've done 15.1% of the game
13:00 <paNdiS> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:00 <Maurice> Does anyone even play gta v anymore
15:00 <Maurice> It's like a decade old
15:00 <paNdiS> lol
15:00 <paNdiS> its a year old..
16:00 <simba> does anyone even play with u anymore Maurice, ur liek 40 years old KRUORFLF
16:00 <Thoth> I bought it on release date, still haven't played it
16:00 <Maurice> simba, no :(
16:00 <Maurice> I have to play with myself
16:00 <paNdiS> and it's only being released on pc in jan
16:00 <Maurice> AND I'M 26 YOU PRICK
16:00 <simba> its getting a bit boring now tbh
16:00 <Maurice> paNdiS, welcome to jokes
16:00 <simba> ur not 26!!!!!!!!!
16:00 <Maurice> FINE
16:00 <Maurice> 27
17:00 <simba> close
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm looking forward for a reason to upgrade
17:00 <paNdiS> i didnt know if you were joking or not
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I seem to like GTA Online
18:00 <Maurice> paNdiS I live with 4 males, I'm pretty up to speed on this shit
18:00 <paNdiS> kruorflf
18:00 <Thoth> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=480647728689125
18:00 <Thoth> Every girl needs a pony
18:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: don't bash her
19:00 <paNdiS> sorry what? i was pulling the heads off of barbie dolls
19:00 <simba> Baahahahahahahahahahahaa.
19:00 <paNdiS> and putting them on ken's body ;)
20:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf
20:00 <British^Meat> hue
20:00 <Bastardly_One> was Perth 30 something today?
20:00 <paNdiS> why the fuck are you watching videos like that for Thoth?
20:00 <paNdiS> you're the creepiest cop ever.
20:00 <simba> da lads https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ByDZuwYIUAALBsb.jpg
21:00 <paNdiS> I would expect a professional to act accordingly on and off the job
22:00 <Thoth> About 4 minutes the pony kicks her off
22:00 <simba> pony shit
22:00 <Bastardly_One> if you believe Thoth is a cop then you're as stupid as Saemon
22:00 <Thoth> So she sits on it and has a cigarette
23:00 <simba> Thoth is the new Atilla
23:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c07_1411269208
23:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Breaking level: 101 (Date: Sep-17-2014, 10 hours ago) - Views: 1832 - Played: 1617
23:00 <TokenDaRing> this is a good video someone linked earlier
23:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66GoZ2vKI9g
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Furry Re-birthing (Aug 29, 2013) - Category: Comedy - 207,084 views - 1,641 likes (59.2%), 1,133 dislikes (40.8%)
24:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil he's fucking good ... even if breakdancing isn't my thing
24:00 <simba> BlackDevil fuk u
24:00 <paNdiS> in the nud mud dancing
24:00 <BlackDevil> amen sister
25:00 <Student> hot
25:00 <BlackDevil> i want you to fuck me simba
25:00 <Loof> ^
25:00 <BlackDevil> then release the tape on austnet
25:00 <BlackDevil> say that we were hacked
25:00 <paNdiS> i have a good video
25:00 <simba> nobody uses tapes anymore idiot
25:00 <simba> owned 420
25:00 <BlackDevil> then why is it still called 'sex tape'
26:00 <BlackDevil> not 'sex recorded'
26:00 <BlackDevil> 'sex video'
26:00 <Fez> Sex mp4
26:00 <simba> it isnt 
26:00 <British^Meat> sex file
26:00 <BlackDevil> 'sex flv'
26:00 <Fez> Sex 3d bluray
26:00 <British^Meat> sex movie
26:00 <British^Meat> yer, defo sex tape is the best
26:00 <Fez> Sex gold class cinema
26:00 <simba> the only people who ever say sex tape are retarded
27:00 <Thoth> None of you guys have ever had just "sex" ?
27:00 <paNdiS> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10203350798305738
27:00 <Student> they say , never argument with an american :P
27:00 <simba> i have Thoth did you wanna pm me and ill tell you what its like
27:00 <simba> Student: never argue*
28:00 <paNdiS> one of the clerks at Gamestop telling real marines how he's a marine
28:00 <paNdiS> lolarious because he's a fucking liar
28:00 <simba> Gamestop
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm always arguing with Americans
28:00 <simba> Where Gaming comes to shop.
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Gamestop = EB Games
28:00 <Bastardly_One> in case you don't know
29:00 <simba> ?
29:00 <paNdiS> he doesnt realise they are real marines
29:00 <simba> eb is eb
29:00 <Bastardly_One> negative
29:00 <Bastardly_One> they're Gamestop in the US
29:00 <simba> ok now u make sense
30:00 <paNdiS> "You know there is a law against this right? It's called False Valor."
30:00 <BlackDevil> simba http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1956620/
30:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Sex Tape (2014) - 5.3/10 of 12,437 votes - Stars: Jason Segel, Cameron Diaz, Rob Corddry - Rated: Rated R for strong sexual content, nudity, language and some drug use - Runtime: 1hr 34mins - Genre: Comedy - Release Date: 18 July 2014 (USA)
30:00 <simba> frssgadfg
30:00 <BlackDevil> see
30:00 <BlackDevil> sex tape
30:00 <simba> BlackDevil www.gaylink.com
30:00 <BlackDevil> 2014
30:00 <BlackDevil> suck a day
30:00 <simba> srdfgsgfafgasg
30:00 <simba> rifsuisfbndisf u caeudfhsuf
30:00 <Bastardly_One> any good football on tonight?
30:00 <simba> not yet  , m   ,,
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I've confused myself with fixtures
31:00 <Loof> sensimilla
31:00 <Bastardly_One> so forget when shit is up to
31:00 <Bastardly_One> *where shit is up to 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I forget what week we're up to in EPL already
32:00 <Bastardly_One> 5th?
32:00 <simba> 5555555555
33:00 <simba> most sites with the fixtures have the times already translated
33:00 <simba> use dem
33:00 <Bastardly_One> done anyway 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing on worth watching
33:00 <simba> 555555555555555555
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Leicester and Man is an hour in
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and the games later seem predictable
34:00 <simba> whos gonna win then
34:00 <simba> score predischten man shitty chelshit
34:00 <simba> mr predictable:
34:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/cats-arent-dogs-630x840.png
34:00 <simba> 2-1 2-1 2-1 2-1 2-1 2-1 2-1 2-1 2-1 2-1 2-1 2-1 2-1 2-1 2-1 2-1 2-1 2-1 2-1 2-1 2-1 2-1 2-1 2-1 2-1 2-1 2-1 2-1 
34:00 <Fez> So predictable that game
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Crystal Palace and Man City
35:00 <simba> its chelsea u idiet
35:00 <Fez> Someone will win and someone will lose
35:00 <simba> palace evertonne
35:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
35:00 <Bastardly_One> palace will win that
35:00 <simba> oh were you saying the winners
35:00 <simba> NO They wont
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and Man City ... please please beat the blue scum
36:00 <simba> ever shit got liverpool next
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah we'll win ... :D
37:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, you better find approx $600 soon
37:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as you see Fifa 15 on the PS4 you'll want one
40:00 <paNdiS> woo beat drinkin games
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't
40:00 <Bastardly_One> the fucking cunt 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I get through 3 drinks
40:00 <Bastardly_One> then it gets too hard
40:00 <Student> ha ha 
41:00 <Student> weak cunt
41:00 <Bastardly_One> no, the controls of both machines are totally different in feel
41:00 <Student> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> would be easier on one of those Microsoft things
42:00 <paNdiS> you reckon?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> a clunkier controller would make it easier
42:00 <paNdiS> clunky?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... I reckon they're bigger
42:00 <paNdiS> it's about hand ye co-ordination
42:00 <Bastardly_One> clunkier
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I've small hands ... the PS control fits nicely
43:00 <paNdiS> have you held one
43:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, that's why I said it 
43:00 <paNdiS> srsly it's just hand eye
43:00 <paNdiS> itd be easier on a ps4 controller
44:00 <Bastardly_One> going around in forced circles kind of?
44:00 <paNdiS> i forgot, sensitivity aswell
44:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit it's hand/eye
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, there's an idea
44:00 <Bastardly_One> changing my controller
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I might play soon 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't get the second mission
45:00 <paNdiS> i dont remember it haha
45:00 <Bastardly_One> picking the dude up when the cops are tracking you
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't pick him up
45:00 <paNdiS> i would like the ability to replay missions
45:00 <Bastardly_One> keeps changing locations and the cops keep scanning
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I got my first bounty on me before too
46:00 <paNdiS> you gotta make sure they're not scanning you
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and couldn't find the little cunt 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmm they scan you if you want or not 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Backseat Driver
46:00 <paNdiS> stop them
46:00 <Bastardly_One> for the asian cunt
46:00 <Bastardly_One> what? so you block them?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> how ... let me guess
46:00 <paNdiS> you dont have any gadgets to block the scans?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I need the pain tower right?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> nope that I know of
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I think they're on second tier or something
47:00 <paNdiS> hm
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and you need to finish a certain mission to get those to unlock
47:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
48:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on and I'll open it up
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and find on the phone in hacking 
48:00 <mrdanger> watchdogs"?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> just for you 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah mrdanger
48:00 <mrdanger> pretty shit game bruz
48:00 <mrdanger> i thought it was going to be good
48:00 <mrdanger> stupid marketing
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yes it is I hate to say
49:00 <Bastardly_One> even on the PS4 it'd only be nice eye candy
49:00 <paNdiS> it's a great game
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the game itself isn't much to it 
49:00 <paNdiS> you're just shit at it
49:00 <mrdanger> lol
49:00 <Saemon> wtf lethal weapon 4 is on ch.9 again
49:00 <paNdiS> and saying hand eye doesnt come into play is bs
49:00 <Saemon> how many times is this fucken movie on
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it's more until you're over the shit like the convos and stuff
49:00 <paNdiS> because gaming is about hand eye co-ordination
49:00 <mrdanger> yeah the acting was horrible
49:00 <mrdanger> and the dialogue was a piece of pandis
49:00 <mrdanger> rambling bullshit
50:00 <paNdiS> hah
50:00 <paNdiS> compared to gta V
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I am going to smash the end game chess cunt
50:00 <paNdiS> the dialogue and acting is oscar worthy.
50:00 <Bastardly_One> GTA V is amazing
50:00 <mrdanger> lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's all in jokes from the rest of GTA 
50:00 <mrdanger> yeah gta was good
50:00 <paNdiS> but you guys arent even gamers.
50:00 <mrdanger> pandis is superior to other ircers
50:00 <Bastardly_One> GTA V is very much for fans of the entire series
50:00 <paNdiS> never said that
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're not a gamer
51:00 <simba> Real gamers: the debate. by a 30 year old
51:00 <mrdanger> everybody in our generation plays games fagboy
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you use a console
51:00 <paNdiS> haha
51:00 <Bastardly_One> "gamers" use PCs 
51:00 <paNdiS> the old real gamers only pc
51:00 <paNdiS> bs b1
51:00 <mrdanger> my gf got my ps4 and gets me games, its a good deal
51:00 <paNdiS> you're old
51:00 <paNdiS> ps4 is poop
51:00 <mrdanger> your mum is poop
51:00 <paNdiS> its at my mums
52:00 <Bastardly_One> so, Watch Dogs on PS4 is just pretty and that's it?
52:00 <paNdiS> so they r both poop
52:00 <paNdiS> so anyway
52:00 <mrdanger> its not that pretty
52:00 <mrdanger> pretty rough looking
52:00 <paNdiS> there's no point in coming in and starting shit mrdanger
52:00 <Bastardly_One> well shit 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it
52:00 <mrdanger> the last of us was better and that was on a ps3
52:00 <Bastardly_One> is rough on the PS3
52:00 <paNdiS> ps3 is a terrible console.
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I cannot wait for the reboot of that
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's going to be off it's face
52:00 <mrdanger> yeah was a great game
53:00 <Maurice> My gf never buys me anything
53:00 <Maurice> What a slag
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that company make special shit 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Naughty Dog make special shit for the PS
53:00 <paNdiS> <mrdanger> everybody in our generation plays games fagboy
53:00 <paNdiS> oh no shit?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'm expecting a lot
53:00 <paNdiS> really
53:00 <Maurice> I play candy crush and criminal case..
53:00 <mrdanger> you dont have to be some elite gamer to play games
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and hey, I'm middle age ... no life
53:00 <Maurice> Although today I played monopoly and pictionary
53:00 <paNdiS> orly?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm entitled to be one of those old cunts that shit playing games
54:00 <paNdiS> so you can understand then
54:00 <paNdiS> how everybody can have their own opinion
54:00 <mrdanger> I run around on cod getting owned by 12 year olds like Maurices kid
54:00 <Bastardly_One> remember the old school days where you never did that until you were 200 yrs old?
54:00 <paNdiS> and if i think that watch dogs is a great game
54:00 <Maurice> He's pretty good
54:00 <paNdiS> i dont need you putting me down.
54:00 <mrdanger> i have no doubt
54:00 <mrdanger> I was good when I was 12
54:00 <paNdiS> understand?
54:00 <mrdanger> but now im old
54:00 <mrdanger> and slow
54:00 <Maurice> He's only 11 ;)
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54:00 <paNdiS> two way street man.
54:00 <Maurice> Even my 6 and 7 yr olds are good at it
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I am sick of kids on GTA Online
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the game is rated R
55:00 <Maurice> I won't let them play gta v though
55:00 <Bastardly_One> your parents need a smack!
55:00 <Maurice> They're not even allowed to watch Cam play it
55:00 <Bastardly_One> stop trolling me on mic you little 10 yr old
55:00 <paNdiS> mute them
55:00 <mrdanger> my friends 6 year old plays gta 5 its a bit wack
55:00 <Bastardly_One> no
55:00 <mrdanger> wack diggity
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I have everyone on mic 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> as I am usually doing the trolling
55:00 <mrdanger> i mute everyone in every game
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and hide somewhere and ambush them
56:00 <mrdanger> i dont need to hear how shit i am
56:00 <mrdanger> i know im shit
56:00 <Maurice> GTA V is the only one I wont let me 11yr old play
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol same usually
56:00 <mrdanger> but im havin a good time 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but I like ambushing people
56:00 <Maurice> He's got Ryse which is rated R but he doesn't like it and wants to sell it
56:00 <mrdanger> give it to me
56:00 <mrdanger> ive never heard of it
56:00 <Maurice> $50 and it's yours
56:00 <Maurice> It's an xbox one game
56:00 <simba> Maurice: I'll take it!
57:00 <Maurice> Sold! To the man in the pashmina
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I like the fact PS is still going to be free online
57:00 <Saemon> i will buy it for $70
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I refuse to pay $80 odd for a game 
57:00 <Saemon> just give me your address so i can mail u my ceck
57:00 <Bastardly_One> then having to pay to play online
57:00 <Saemon> check* or money order or cash
57:00 <Maurice> Just fuck off so you can fuck off
57:00 <Maurice> Cheque*
57:00 <TheRiddler> he meant cock
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
57:00 <Saemon> lol
58:00 <TheRiddler> mailed cock
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooo the americans are waking up
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and I see my nemesis 
58:00 <Saemon> severed one
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I might be quiet for a few 
58:00 <simba> god bless america
58:00 <Saemon> im your nemesis Bastardly_One
58:00 <paNdiS> lol
58:00 <paNdiS> JUST SO YOU KNOW
59:00 <paNdiS> I MAY BE GONE FOR A MINUTE
59:00 <paNdiS> stevenn!!
59:00 <paNdiS> k now ima cig
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you're like my Miz and I'm Dolph
59:00 <Bastardly_One> *gyrates*
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