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00:00 <Vagisil> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10303368_10152700687637456_601253839189738490_n.jpg?oh=a172bc695e7b151d906f8b9a6ca66806&oe=54941937&__gda__=1422445661_cbbd5a6c052d06735c4c49f336149c8e
00:00 <\romeoHACKT> kwinana freeway?
01:00 <Thoth> http://images.goodfood.com.au/2014/03/17/5267981/march2-20140317113547472240-620x349.jpg
01:00 <\romeoHACKT> multi-tasking while stoned is crunching my brains in some sort of mental massage
01:00 <Bastardly_One> bah
01:00 <\romeoHACKT> bar
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm stoned and in here, another chat, on FB
01:00 <\romeoHACKT> scott
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and on the PS3
01:00 <Vagisil> fuck science
01:00 <\romeoHACKT> ahh
01:00 <Vagisil> libs are in now
01:00 <Vagisil> we dont need science
02:00 <\romeoHACKT> gotta love thems playstations
02:00 <Nnick> go back to being stoned Jamie no body wants you here
02:00 <\romeoHACKT> ten o clock maaaan
02:00 <Vagisil> lol
03:00 <Thoth> Bastardly_One: http://onehandedcooks.com.au/recipe/pick-n-mix-rice-paper-rolls-with-two-dipping-sauces/
03:00 <\romeoHACKT> vagisil you have my attension
03:00 <Vagisil> fuck 10pm
03:00 <Vagisil> its just the time
03:00 <Vagisil> it means nothing
03:00 <\romeoHACKT> yes yes
03:00 <Vagisil> the photons stored on crystals means the time does not matter
03:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/beauty/jasmine-tridevil-the-woman-with-three-breasts/story-fnjck634-1227066715458
03:00 <Maurice> You know what you should do? Go hold your breath for 10 mins
03:00 <Vagisil> fuck that
03:00 <Bastardly_One> freak of a wench
03:00 <\romeoHACKT> vagisil do you see many people in the day?
03:00 <Vagisil> the dude with 2 cocks is better
03:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 tits
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yah but look at her face
04:00 <Maurice> TheRiddler posted that like, 3 yrs ago
04:00 <Bastardly_One> she's off
04:00 <Bastardly_One> trashy
04:00 <Vagisil> leading
04:00 <Vagisil> loading
04:00 <Vagisil> oh cosmetic
04:00 <Vagisil> lame
04:00 <\romeoHACKT> vagisil do you see many people in the day?
04:00 <Vagisil> if it was real id be fucking impressed
04:00 <Thoth> Bastardly_One: still doesn't make up for her face
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah she's lame 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Thoth no shit man 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that was kind of my point
04:00 <Bastardly_One> how trashy she seems
05:00 <Vagisil> yeah
05:00 <\romeoHACKT> cool
05:00 <\romeoHACKT> shh barstardly1
05:00 <Vagisil> puts her make up on with a back hoe
05:00 <Thoth> Actually her tits look weird, it looks as if they cut one in half
05:00 <Thoth> MEH
05:00 <\romeoHACKT> Vagisil do you have long hair?
05:00 <Vagisil> the left one is shit
05:00 <Vagisil> too big
05:00 <Nnick> The old guy who pretends to be a dom master calling people trashy.  
05:00 <Bastardly_One> she should of got 8
05:00 <Vagisil> makes the middle one look like an arm
05:00 <Vagisil> fuck this is need a drink
05:00 <Bastardly_One> she seems like a stupid bitch ... 8 would of suited her
06:00 <Bastardly_One> haw haw haw
06:00 <Vagisil> nah like little nicky thing
06:00 <Vagisil> 2 on her head
06:00 <\romeoHACKT> Vagisil do you have long hair??
06:00 <Vagisil> do you
06:00 <\romeoHACKT> i have short hair
06:00 <paNdiS> testin
06:00 <\romeoHACKT> :)
06:00 <Vagisil> thats nice
06:00 <\romeoHACKT> this album is the oinly good thing left in this world
06:00 <Vagisil> im trying to find a fuck to give
06:00 <Vagisil> but there isnt any
07:00 <\romeoHACKT> Vagisil do you work?
07:00 <\romeoHACKT> work is hard work
07:00 <Nnick> you probably ate them Ben
07:00 <Vagisil> LOL
07:00 <\romeoHACKT> i wanna sex 
07:00 <Vagisil> ^5
07:00 <\romeoHACKT> this album is the only good thing left in this world
07:00 <\romeoHACKT> :):)
08:00 <\romeoHACKT> sex
08:00 <Vagisil> oi romeo your mum caled
08:00 <Vagisil> she wants her cock back
08:00 <Maurice> At least she can see hers
08:00 <\romeoHACKT> my cock is on fire
08:00 <Nnick> Ben hasnt seen his cock in at least 11 years
08:00 <\romeoHACKT> sex that baby
09:00 <\romeoHACKT> so who's working in the fast food idustry?
09:00 <Vagisil> yes i have
09:00 <\romeoHACKT> these days..
09:00 <Vagisil> i took a photo of it like 3 days ago
09:00 <\romeoHACKT> .
09:00 <Nnick> His wife walks with her neck at a 90 degree angle because when she gives him oral his stomach sits on her head
09:00 <\romeoHACKT> i have a monster cock
09:00 <\romeoHACKT> to big to be looked at even on the net
10:00 <\romeoHACKT> 2 BIG
10:00 <Thoth> http://blog.onlineclock.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/extra-strength-alarm.jpg
10:00 <\romeoHACKT> *************************
10:00 <Vagisil> lmfao
10:00 <\romeoHACKT> hi Thoth
10:00 <Thoth> Go fuck yourself
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <\romeoHACKT> hi Bastardly_One
11:00 <paNdiS> man Frank was tops
11:00 <Bastardly_One> hey
11:00 <\romeoHACKT> :)
11:00 <paNdiS> a lil too american but eh
11:00 <Thoth> Shut the fuck up paNdiS
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't help but like Thoth
11:00 <\romeoHACKT> how are you today?
11:00 <Vagisil> man
11:00 <Bastardly_One> romeo, not too bad thanks
11:00 <\romeoHACKT> cool
11:00 <Vagisil> a second vagina wouldve been impressive
11:00 <Vagisil> 3 tits just seems like more workload
11:00 <Bastardly_One> welcome to 10 mins ago 
11:00 <paNdiS> put your arms around me fiddly digits itchy britches i love you all
11:00 <Nnick> you like anyone who will speak to you Jamie
11:00 <Vagisil> lol
11:00 <Student> hot
12:00 <Vagisil> its like these cunts that go awww magellan
12:00 <Vagisil> went around the world first hes so good
12:00 <Vagisil> get fucked.. he got killed in the philipines
14:00 <Thoth> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-fECe45bfKZc/Tzlv4OvXCcI/AAAAAAAAcsc/lEX6OqwzH2I/s1600/justthefacts14.jpg
15:00 <Vagisil> fuck yeah dog
15:00 <paNdiS> some islands killed him?
15:00 <Vagisil> yeah
15:00 <paNdiS> cool
15:00 <Vagisil> it was his 2nd officer dude that went right the way around
15:00 <paNdiS> that's continental drift for you
15:00 <Vagisil> lol
15:00 <Vagisil> cup a soup
15:00 <Vagisil> in the philipines
15:00 <Vagisil> by a philipini
15:00 <Vagisil> o
16:00 <Thoth> Shut the fuck up paNdiS
16:00 <Vagisil> man this vodka apple is too fuckin strong
16:00 <Vagisil> tastes like fuckin ink
16:00 <paNdiS> Thoth shoosh
17:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> hello nerdygirl
18:00 <DemonsRun> >.>
18:00 <DemonsRun> <.<
18:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> <.<
18:00 <paNdiS> ^-^
18:00 <nerdygirl> @.@ 
19:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> nerdygirl!!!
19:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> :)
19:00 <nerdygirl> =.= 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> turn him around the other way! what difference does it make are you gonna stab him in the ass?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> brat
19:00 <Vagisil> lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> morning stranger
19:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> how are you today nerdygirl?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> DemonsRun
20:00 <DemonsRun> jamie.
20:00 <Nnick> leave her alone jamie
20:00 <DemonsRun> fuck its morning already
20:00 <Bastardly_One> 'ello, etc
20:00 <Bastardly_One> how goes?
20:00 <DemonsRun> Nnick i can deal with him myself thanks,
20:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> im all hopped on on caffiene and sex
20:00 <DemonsRun> it goes well. getting a headache from reading so much
20:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> up on
20:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> UPON
21:00 <DemonsRun> how goes it with you?
21:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> irc should come with spell check
21:00 <Nnick> dont flatter your self miss. I just dont want to vomit watching him drool all over the screen.
21:00 <DemonsRun> well, dont look Nnick
21:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> i goes sliding down a slide
21:00 <Maurice> Put him in the stocks
21:00 <DemonsRun> which one?
21:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> nerdygirl can you speak?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that's easy
21:00 <Bastardly_One> romeo
21:00 <Bastardly_One> take a breath
22:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> ...
22:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
22:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhh for at least 30 seconds between posts
22:00 <Student> mfs chatting on the weed
22:00 <Vagisil> oi b1
22:00 <DemonsRun> well Nnick, you could be the one drooling if you wanted to... ;)
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what cunt?
22:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> mfs?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I just lagged 
22:00 <Vagisil> found a group of muslim women on the pull while looking for tablecloths
22:00 <Bastardly_One> what do you want waix
22:00 <Vagisil> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10303298_718563821557974_1114200226581603512_n.jpg?oh=f593455f48aa5f88cd294963c5396932&oe=548C5B41&__gda__=1422336505_335d99b476a9f2114b353637d69587a0
22:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> hi Student
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:00 <Student> hello [[\^alienated_Romeo
23:00 <Nnick> I try to contain my drool
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you're fucked 
23:00 <Vagisil> lol
23:00 <DemonsRun> Jamie hes ignoring me now :(
23:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> vagisil what makes you think ppl wanna pics of your stds
23:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> ???
23:00 <Vagisil> they my bitchez cunt
23:00 <Maurice> Is Nnick mayo?
23:00 <Vagisil> sinko
23:00 <Bastardly_One> not unless someone told him my name 
23:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> love hurts
23:00 <paNdiS> couleeuurrrs nooo!!
24:00 <Student> what is the real name of Bastardly_One?
24:00 <Nnick> no im not chubby matt
24:00 <Thoth> Shut the fuck up paNdiS
24:00 <Vagisil> FUCK ITS HOT
24:00 <Maurice> Oh another fat matt
24:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> Student can you speak?
24:00 <Nnick> hows Cameron, Lori? 
24:00 <Vagisil> lol
24:00 <Maurice> ...
24:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> hi Student 
24:00 <Vagisil> welcome back cunt
24:00 <Vagisil> :D
24:00 <Bastardly_One> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
24:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> hi you
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that was awesome PS3 lag
25:00 <Vagisil> oi b1
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that was it's fault
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what now?
25:00 <Vagisil> this coon kid came running into the office with fuckin diarhea
25:00 <DemonsRun> fucking cunt of a thing
25:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> hi Student 
25:00 <Vagisil> came runnin in
25:00 <Vagisil> HELP HELP I THINK IM MELTING
25:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> hi somba
25:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> hi simba
25:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
25:00 <Bastardly_One> did you just major lag and d/c brat?
25:00 <Student> hello hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [[\^alienated_Romeo
25:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> vagisil smoke some parsley with me?
25:00 <Vagisil> fuck parsley
25:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> :)
25:00 <Student> how may i help you [[\^alienated_Romeo?
25:00 <Nnick> where is jono
26:00 <Vagisil> i got cabbage mother fucker
26:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> hi maaaaan
26:00 <Bastardly_One> oi DemonsRun
26:00 <DemonsRun> Yes?
26:00 <Student> whatz up [[\^alienated_Romeo?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> did you just lag and d/c?
26:00 <DemonsRun> yup :(
26:00 <beehhh> ahhh
26:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> i wanna know if you had coffee today?
26:00 <DemonsRun> i was like... trying to hit on Nnick and all.
26:00 <DemonsRun> fml
26:00 <beehhh> too many pakis in aussie
26:00 <Student> [[\^alienated_Romeo ia m not a coffee fan 
26:00 <Nnick> heres mirza to confuse everyone
26:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> ok did you drink anything today?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> then it wasn't my PS3
26:00 <Bastardly_One> so did I
26:00 <Bastardly_One> rude
27:00 <DemonsRun> IKR
27:00 <Nnick> many lag such drop wow
27:00 <Student> beehhh one pakistani is having your ex-wife, while you chat in here :P
27:00 <beehhh> brb supper
27:00 <DemonsRun> hey Nnick
27:00 <DemonsRun> you could be the one drooling
27:00 <DemonsRun> ;)
27:00 <Student> [[\^alienated_Romeo milk 
27:00 <Vagisil> lol caseys dead
27:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> ah cool
27:00 <Vagisil> tun tun tunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
27:00 <Student> [[\^alienated_Romeo what did you have for dinner tonight?
27:00 <Nnick> I wear a bib
27:00 <DemonsRun> ANDDDDDD back to study i go.
27:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> i ate chicken
28:00 <Student> [[\^alienated_Romeo chicken is for chicken :P
28:00 <Vagisil> i had 2 mrs macs pies
28:00 <Student> upgrade your level 
28:00 <Vagisil> and some chips
28:00 <Vagisil> and a fanta
28:00 <Vagisil> :D
28:00 <Nnick> pig
28:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> :)
28:00 <Thoth> Chicken fed chicken is my favourite
28:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> ahh swell
28:00 <Student> what is that food you are eating Vagisil
28:00 <Bastardly_One> fat cunt
28:00 <Vagisil> FOOD
28:00 <Student> are you on a diet?
28:00 <Vagisil> fuck diets
28:00 <Vagisil> ima dead before im 40 anywho
28:00 <Student> fat my dick :P
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I haven't had dinner yet
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I will eventually 
28:00 <Vagisil> i dont need to worry about that shit
28:00 <Student> oh that is so bad Vagisil
28:00 <Thoth> All hail obesity
29:00 <Vagisil> i can let myself go the fuck amount i want :)
29:00 <Student> all is not lost, i am researching on how to stay on top after 40
29:00 <Vagisil> on top of what
29:00 <Vagisil> ya mum
29:00 <Student> ha ha 
29:00 <Thoth> oh ok
29:00 <Student> that might not be possible 
29:00 <Thoth> What drugs are you addicted to?
29:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> im freaking out maaan
29:00 <Student> on top of the world :P
29:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> tooo mny coffeeeees
29:00 <Student> [[\^alienated_Romeo piss
29:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> 14141515
30:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu
30:00 <Student> ufts
30:00 <Bastardly_One> all of you take 30 seconds between posts
30:00 <Bastardly_One> spastics
30:00 <Student> f off b1
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you're all giving me a headache
30:00 <Student> we are not your bunnies
30:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> 2 beers and two red bulls and a coffee and im freaking out maaaaAAnnn
30:00 <Student> we have brain of our own 
30:00 <Vagisil> coz im switching between shit
30:00 <Student> we will do whatever we want to do , muuuuuuuuu ha ha ha
31:00 <Student> here you go champ , some motivation 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> we have brain of our own
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I make my point right there
31:00 <Student> repeatation?
31:00 <Thoth> Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver
31:00 <Bastardly_One> correct Thoth
31:00 <Nnick> how boring
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Nnick, yes you are boring
31:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> Thoth got any good memories of chicks youve been with?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> we noticed
32:00 <Student> chicks? hell no
32:00 <Student> he might have good memories about chicken he ate
32:00 <Nnick> don't you have a kindergarten to stalk Jamie
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I've great memories of my exes ... I remember where each of them are buried
32:00 <Student> chicks and chicken, do not mix them 
32:00 <Vagisil> man i hate cunts that say the  foxtel satellite isnt moving
32:00 <Vagisil> theyre so fucking stupid
32:00 <Student> who asked you that b1? you perv
32:00 <Vagisil> fucking stupid installer cunts
32:00 <Student> unnecessarily putting yourself :P
33:00 <Thoth> And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs
33:00 <DemonsRun> ILL bbs on mobile. 
33:00 <Vagisil> hamburgers are gross
33:00 <Vagisil> unless theyre bic macs with chicken patties
33:00 <Student> some body need to tight b1's screws, or i have to come all the way to do that baruda
33:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> Student got any good memories of chicks youve been with?
33:00 <Student> what is with all this food talk Vagisil? go to master chef 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a fat cunt 
33:00 <Student> [[\^alienated_Romeo memories are for weak
33:00 <Bastardly_One> all that's left in his life is food
34:00 <Vagisil> lol
34:00 <Thoth> Shut the fuck up paNdiS 
34:00 <Student> i am so un-happy for Vagisil
34:00 <Nnick> he is slightly bigger than pluto
34:00 <Vagisil> all thats left in urs is ur anal warts
34:00 <Student> Vagisil you wanker :P
34:00 <Maurice> He's more saturn, with a big ring
34:00 <Vagisil> LOL
34:00 <Student> Vagisil atleast wank properly so you can loose a lot of fat there 
34:00 <Nnick> ha
34:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
34:00 <paNdiS> mmm chicks
34:00 <Vagisil> i have a russian to do it for me
34:00 <Maurice> LOOSE
34:00 <Student> cheekssssssssssssssssssss
34:00 <paNdiS> straight out the egg
34:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> mmm i c
34:00 <Nnick> his chatty wife must be Jupiter
34:00 <paNdiS> #nom
34:00 <Student> russian what? doll? :P
35:00 <Vagisil> and my sister is the moon
35:00 <Vagisil> cold and shit
35:00 <Bastardly_One> your sister amuses me 
35:00 <Student> your sister , my sister
35:00 <Vagisil> she amuses a lot of people
35:00 <Student> say hello to your sister maurice, Vagisil , bow down 
35:00 <Student> Sista 
36:00 <Maurice> What
36:00 <Student> what what? sista? :P
36:00 <Vagisil> yer i didnt get it either
36:00 <Student> ha ha
36:00 <Bastardly_One> his sister is Floss you spastic
36:00 <Bastardly_One> sit the fuck down Student
36:00 <Student> it is ok Vagisil, you are not the first one , not the last
36:00 <Vagisil> only by blood
36:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't it prayer time or some shit Student?
36:00 <Vagisil> LOL
36:00 <Student> ha ha 
36:00 <Student> let me check 
36:00 <Student> you are out of luck 
37:00 <Thoth> I'll fuggehn smash u kunt
37:00 <Vagisil> oi studnet
37:00 <Student> oi what?
37:00 <Vagisil> where is the movie aladdin based
37:00 <Student> based what?
37:00 <Vagisil> location
37:00 <Vagisil> country
37:00 <Student> may be iraq
37:00 <Vagisil> yeh good lad
37:00 <Student> i am not 100% sure though 
37:00 <Student> but it is not saudia arabia for sure 
37:00 <Vagisil> persia :P
37:00 <Student> right , IRan 
38:00 <Student> fucking republic of iran 
38:00 <Vagisil> half the planet reckons its india
38:00 <Vagisil> coz of the fuckin tiger
38:00 <Student> well 
38:00 <paNdiS> fkn relax
38:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> ice creammmm
38:00 <paNdiS> its midnight
38:00 <paNdiS> chillll
38:00 <Vagisil> RELAX YA MUM
38:00 <Student>  no time to chill 
38:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> chilli
38:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> :)
38:00 <Student> chillis make me hot :P
38:00 <Thoth> Shut the fuck up paNdiS 
38:00 <Student> or do they? :P
38:00 <Student> actually i am too hot for chillis :P
39:00 <Vagisil> fuckin i remember as a kid, thinking.. fuck.. when robin williams dies im gonna be old as fuck
39:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> anyone have a sister i can fuck?
39:00 <Vagisil> now hes dead im like.. meh.. im supposed to be 50
39:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> 99999999999999999999999999999999xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
39:00 <Thoth> [[\^alienated_Romeo: meet my sister, paNdiS
39:00 <Vagisil> biggest.. anti.. climax.. ever
39:00 <Student> [[\^alienated_Romeo keep dreaming :P
39:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> mm okay
39:00 <Vagisil> fuck this im putting the air con on
39:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> mmm
39:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> ok
39:00 <Student> sister with benefits :P
39:00 <Student> ha ha 
39:00 <Vagisil> LOL
40:00 <Maurice> Fat prick
40:00 <Student> gtg
40:00 <Vagisil> fuckin smash the free electricity
40:00 <Thoth> Maurice: naw, its just your cunt that makes me soft
40:00 <Maurice> Leave my husband out of this..
40:00 <Vagisil> LOL
41:00 <Vagisil> i wish h1z1 would release already
41:00 <Vagisil> rust is cunted
42:00 <paNdiS> husband
42:00 <Thoth> Shut the fuck up paNdiS 
42:00 <Maurice> Yes, I have a husband
42:00 <paNdiS> i just wanted to type husband
42:00 <Thoth> Next he'll want one
42:00 <Vagisil> on *:nick:PANDIS: .say SHUT THE FUCK UP
42:00 <Vagisil> or something
43:00 <Maurice> Nearly 10 yrs and I still find it weird typing that
43:00 <paNdiS> lol
43:00 <beehhh> most of you have sick health
43:00 <beehhh> go get some nap will ya
43:00 <Vagisil> you can fuck a monkey u rabit dog
43:00 <beehhh> nothings gonna be rescued over here
44:00 <Maurice> Sick health?
44:00 <paNdiS> rabit dog lol
44:00 <Vagisil> rabid dog dog
44:00 <Vagisil> I BEEN SICK HEALTH U LUB CHICKN SPERREL
44:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> hOOchie!
45:00 <beehhh> yes you need to walk to work everyday did you
45:00 <Student> what did your husband saw in you Maurice? :P
45:00 <beehhh> and walk back from work aswell
45:00 <Maurice> What did he saw..
45:00 <beehhh> be in bed before 10
45:00 <beehhh> channel 7
45:00 <Student> yes , what did he saw................. ?
46:00 <beehhh> i saw Student's cock
46:00 <Maurice> It's what did he see, you stupid camel fucker
46:00 <Student> ha ha 
46:00 <Student> i feel for the poor husband
46:00 <Maurice> He's not poor
46:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> Student what did you do today?
46:00 <Maurice> Let me assure you
46:00 <Student> he was delusional
46:00 <Student> [[\^alienated_Romeo a lot of things
46:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> cool
46:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> :)
46:00 <Student> it is ok Maurice, no need for assurance :P
46:00 <beehhh> trannies are the best
46:00 <Student> [[\^alienated_Romeo yah cool ;)
46:00 <Student> trains are not the best
46:00 <beehhh> no hassle no demand only a bj makes them happy
47:00 <beehhh> ahh tmi
47:00 <Thoth> They didn't make enough Stargate episodes I swear
47:00 <Thoth> 200hrs isn't enough
47:00 <beehhh> women are taking over this planet rapidly
47:00 <Student> yes , that is true 
47:00 <Vagisil> only coz sgu sucked cunt
47:00 <Vagisil> theyre remaking the first movie though
47:00 <Student> and that is all man's fault, they are not fucking very well :P
47:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB6TiRJNI-Q
47:00 <Vagisil> making it a 3 parter or some shit
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Spider-Woman's Big Ass is a Big Deal! (Sep 4, 2014) 6:43 - Category: Comedy - 1,440,955 views - 47,184 likes (97.6%), 1,144 dislikes (2.4%)
47:00 <Vagisil> the ra movie
48:00 <Student> most of the man are really fucked :P hence they re-produce a lot of woman 
48:00 <Student> pity them 
48:00 <beehhh> i deleted all of my sick porn yesterday after i come
48:00 <beehhh> this world is so so sick
48:00 <paNdiS> lol
48:00 <paNdiS> LOL
48:00 <Student> are you sure it is the world? :P
48:00 <Student> i mean seriously 
48:00 <Thoth> Shut the fuck up paNdiS 
48:00 <beehhh> little chloe she'd never know about me died at 4 by her drug addicted family
49:00 <Vagisil> thoth man
49:00 <Vagisil> theyre remaking the first movie orrite man
50:00 <Vagisil> http://www.themarysue.com/stargate-reboot-will-have-to-start-over/
50:00 <Vagisil> well not hey arent any more
50:00 <Vagisil> theyre making a new movie though
50:00 <paNdiS> sick of reboots
50:00 <Vagisil> bring on a ST: Titan i reckon
50:00 <Vagisil> that would be sick as fuck
50:00 <Vagisil> or a movie on the destruction of ds9
50:00 <Vagisil> or some shit
50:00 <paNdiS> i liked ds9
51:00 <beehhh> women dont like a out of order cock so i cant be saved or be back
51:00 <Vagisil> ds9 blowed up
51:00 <Vagisil> in the books anyway
51:00 <beehhh> flavio will marry me he said once i get back
51:00 <beehhh> paNdiS lets get married
51:00 <Vagisil> fuck pandis
51:00 <Vagisil> hes a cunt
51:00 <beehhh> i rather be your wife then others
51:00 <beehhh> will you Vagisil
52:00 <Vagisil> get fucked
52:00 <Vagisil> sleazecunt
52:00 <Thoth> Vagisil: rriiiiight
52:00 <beehhh> gay marriages are legal now so is marijuana
52:00 <Thoth> Sounds like they're going to totally fuck the story
52:00 <beehhh> the time i was there everything was out of reach
52:00 <beehhh> we built this city of rock n roll
52:00 <Vagisil> they should ban cigarettes as well as dope
52:00 <Vagisil> sick of paying for shitcunts
52:00 <paNdiS> im a cunt?
52:00 <paNdiS> excuse me
52:00 <Student> now the whole country is out of your reach, still a looser 
52:00 <Thoth> Shut the fuck up cunt
52:00 <Vagisil> blow ur mum dog
53:00 <beehhh> i was carrying tons of chesse on a hand lift trolly jack alone at night
53:00 <Vagisil> ur a dumass
53:00 <paNdiS> this is why im campaignin for the old melb chat rules 
53:00 <Vagisil> are u in like.. the bali backwater or some shit
53:00 <Thoth> Campaign somewhere else cunt
53:00 <beehhh> Student keep dreaming in paki
53:00 <Vagisil> fuck off back to undernet
53:00 <beehhh> good news curtin offered me free Mphil they only waive the fees
54:00 <beehhh> so win win
54:00 <Vagisil> big deal
54:00 <Vagisil> still dumb enuf to go to curtin
54:00 <beehhh> well it would cost me 32000AUD per year in bentley times two
54:00 <beehhh> here is no fee same cert
55:00 <beehhh> see how thing goes first take babysteps one thing at a time
55:00 <Vagisil> are u iraqi or something
55:00 <Vagisil> isil coming to rape ur ass
55:00 <Student> he is stupid
55:00 <beehhh> iris
55:00 <Student> he keeps on studying without doing proper work 
55:00 <beehhh> isis
55:00 <Student> he is actually afraid of doing practical things, keep doing theories and shit
55:00 <Thoth> teatowel cunts
55:00 <beehhh> i'd join a paki uni and become a taliban lecturer
56:00 <Vagisil> ISIL
56:00 <Vagisil> its not a state u cunt
56:00 <Vagisil> FUCKIN REPORTING YOU U FUCKIN TERRORIST
56:00 <Student> lol again a lecturer, do something you old man :P
56:00 <paNdiS> IS
56:00 <paNdiS> Islamic State
56:00 <beehhh> Student munch on a tranny cock in front of your wife
56:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> i wanna smoke a ounce
56:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> i wanna smoke an* ounce
56:00 <Vagisil> nah fuck u and ur RPG
57:00 <beehhh> its an honor to smoke with ya
57:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> what's rpg?
57:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> :)
57:00 <beehhh> rage per gram
57:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> mmm
57:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> ok
58:00 <Vagisil> LOL
58:00 <beehhh> last ciggy before bed just silly
58:00 <Vagisil> rocket propelled grenande
58:00 <Vagisil> u moron
58:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> i can't open a bag of peanuts im a freaking mron
58:00 <beehhh> i have classes all day, studying makes you feel young n wild
59:00 <beehhh> get some sleep cuntya
59:00 <Vagisil> blow ya goat u raghead
59:00 <Vagisil> BRAX BRO
59:00 <Vagisil> UR BROS DEAD JIM
59:00 <paNdiS> the heck are you on about
59:00 <Vagisil> Is Pete Pete with the festy feed
59:00 <Vagisil> feet
59:00 <Thoth> Shut the fuck up cunt
59:00 <Vagisil> and the ugly dick
00:00 <paNdiS> did your mother die before you were born?
00:00 <Vagisil> nah but i fucked ur dad
00:00 <paNdiS> i was just wondering
00:00 <Vagisil> +-)
00:00 <paNdiS> and he would've put you in a grave some where out back irl
00:00 <Vagisil> LOL
01:00 <paNdiS> ..
01:00 <Thoth> Cunt, tell us why
01:00 <Vagisil> if i can take anthony calleahs cock int he ass and survive
01:00 <Vagisil> i can survive ur shit of a dad
01:00 <paNdiS> he's dead
01:00 <Vagisil> typical
01:00 <Vagisil> gutless
01:00 <paNdiS> that'd make sense
01:00 <paNdiS> he was cremated
02:00 <Vagisil> die of embarassment after people realised he fucked ur mum"?
03:00 <paNdiS> see
03:00 <paNdiS> that's the type of comment that irl
03:00 <paNdiS> lands me in court.
03:00 <paNdiS> way to go keyboard warrior.
03:00 <Vagisil> lmfao
03:00 <Thoth> Cunt, how does that land you in court?
03:00 <Vagisil> toughen up cockbreath
03:00 <Vagisil> he slaps the cunt
04:00 <Vagisil> like his mum taught him
04:00 <paNdiS> yer
04:00 <Bastardly_One> how does it land him in court?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> think about it 
04:00 <paNdiS> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> then again everyone wants to smash waix in the face
04:00 <paNdiS> well it used to..
04:00 <paNdiS> LOL
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so he'd be waiting in line
05:00 <paNdiS> is the face worth it?
05:00 <Thoth> Not if you look like a cunt
06:00 <paNdiS> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/7572_803819682989646_3929473497086588961_n.jpg?oh=91577ab11ac6b277cda3145ab932b80e&oe=54CAC335&__gda__=1418776685_b8b09da3ae0e05c8e7f787bbe1e1121f
06:00 <paNdiS> new watch dogs dlc comin
06:00 <Thoth> Ripped cunt shit
09:00 <Thoth> Well that was easy
10:00 <beehhh> everyone likes my blue HP
10:00 <beehhh> need to set a password on it
10:00 <beehhh> cant trust cunts
10:00 <Thoth> Cunts drippin
12:00 <Vagisil> SHIT DOWN 
13:00 <beehhh> drinking water n beer
14:00 <Thoth> B1: where is my beef, bacon & cheese pie?
14:00 <Thoth> Hmm?
14:00 <beehhh> im in love with norell
15:00 <Thoth> Whats a norell?
15:00 <beehhh> my tranny girlfriend
15:00 <Thoth> Oh well then
15:00 <Thoth> Good for you young sport
16:00 <Vagisil> FUCK OFF FAWKS
17:00 <Thoth> Fuck off cunt itch
17:00 <beehhh> in msia they trim every girls vagina
18:00 <Maurice> I heard fawks has a sexy penis
19:00 <Thoth> Dry cunts
19:00 <beehhh> lets call it a nite i rather enjoy my slee
19:00 <beehhh> sleeps
19:00 <Thoth> Shut the fuck up cunt
21:00 <fawks> ok
24:00 <Vagisil> lol
31:00 <paNdiS> well well well Vagisil
31:00 <paNdiS> just you
31:00 <paNdiS> and I
31:00 <paNdiS> sex?
31:00 <Thoth> Cunt scissors dry cunt
31:00 <paNdiS> Thoth you need some good group sex, come join Vagisil and myself
32:00 <Thoth> Cunt, you need Saemon
33:00 <paNdiS> 4some
33:00 <paNdiS> I'm down
35:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
35:00 <Maurice> Thats repulsive
39:00 <Bastardly_One> sure is 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> even made doctor qui
39:00 <Bastardly_One> *quit
41:00 <Maurice> Thats srs
41:00 <Thoth> Cunts wrecked aye
44:00 <Maurice> Whats your obsession with the word cunt
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you are using that word rather exclusively tonight
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and what happened to chit chat around here between the trolling?
45:00 <Sponge> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVR4KBa4ZSs
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wnbr1 (Jun 11, 2012) - Category: Entertainment - 801,235 views - 528 likes (88.7%), 67 dislikes (11.3%)
46:00 <Thoth> F1 is on
47:00 <Saemon> f1?
47:00 <paNdiS> wooo went in draw for exclusive alien isolation pack
47:00 <paNdiS> xD
47:00 <paNdiS> havent won a game or console in ages
48:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10426114_10152769797245844_2431490821186831224_n.jpg?oh=a39ece8e6a17f557cdeeadda061c3146&oe=54C84A63
48:00 <Maurice> Cats are weird
48:00 <Thoth> Yea my friend went to SG and already told me Hamilton won
48:00 <Thoth> That slut
49:00 <Thoth> Maurice: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1e/Boron_mine_pit.jpg
49:00 <Thoth> Digging deep for the Boron
50:00 <Maurice> I don't know what that is
50:00 <milk> metal
50:00 <Thoth> Borax mine, Boron, California
51:00 <Maurice> Why does that mean anything to me :/
51:00 <Maurice> It's not Disney
51:00 <Thoth> Good thing that. Flying carpet makers have been declared terrorists
52:00 <milk> there is no licensing system
54:00 <Bastardly_One> is simba here?
54:00 <Vagisil> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I need someone that's ordered from ozbongs for a sec
54:00 <Maurice> simba hasn't been here for at least 6 months
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna know how long they take to ship
54:00 <Bastardly_One> if I insist on smoking still
54:00 <Bastardly_One> it's time for a vape
55:00 <Thoth> The bongos with the low tones have the highest price
55:00 <milk> hmm
55:00 <Thoth> However you must rub charcol on your face and do the africa smile face or you'll be accused of being racist
56:00 <milk> oh I get it, shoe polish jokes now
56:00 <milk> the secret is you mix kiwi black with a little bit of kiwi brown
57:00 <Maurice> Everytime I burp it's roasted pine nut taste
57:00 <Maurice> I like them, but not second hand
59:00 <milk> you don't like prairie oysters either I take it?
59:00 <BlackDevil> i wanna taste your oyster milk
59:00 <BlackDevil> hmmmmmmmmm
00:00 <Thoth> BlackDevil you cunt
00:00 <Thoth> I have a little bit of oyster milk for you
00:00 <milk> do you wear a black cheesecloth cloak?
00:00 <Maurice> I'm disgusted
02:00 <BlackDevil> i wear a  black cape when im on irc
02:00 <Vagisil> lol
02:00 <Vagisil> i just eat a cheesecake
03:00 <milk> http://images.cdn.bigcartel.com/bigcartel/product_images/143461849/max_h-1000+max_w-1000/photo_3.JPG
04:00 <Vagisil> scarab?
07:00 <paNdiS> everybody excited cause its spring
07:00 <paNdiS> and the weather is fine
07:00 <paNdiS> and every morning ya wake up with a stiff one!
07:00 <Vagisil> shut up dog
08:00 <screwss> haha
08:00 <screwss> now i know why i quit irc
08:00 <screwss> xcept i wake up with a 'stiff one' every day of the year
08:00 <Thoth> Vagisil: <3
09:00 <Thoth> You can touch my special place if you desire
10:00 <paNdiS> haha screwss
11:00 <screwss> pander
11:00 <paNdiS> yo
12:00 <ishmael> oh no
12:00 <ishmael> celebrity enters
12:00 <ishmael> oh yes*
14:00 <screwss> Ana_Ng: hey
17:00 <Maurice> Go die already
18:00 <paNdiS> who do you want to die
18:00 <ishmael> lol
18:00 <ishmael> yo
18:00 <Maurice> screwss
18:00 <Maurice> Its not too much to ask
20:00 <screwss> suck me off first
21:00 <screwss> then ill give you permission to die
21:00 <Maurice> I can just remove you
21:00 <Maurice> No mouth action required.
21:00 <ishmael> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=446XSEnBXNI
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BLACK VS WHITE RACIAL FIGHT ON AUSSIE TRAIN (Jun 16, 2011) 4:07 - Category: Entertainment - 499,903 views - 1,178 likes (86.4%), 185 dislikes (13.6%)
21:00 <screwss> have you at least used mouthwash
27:00 <Thoth> Maurice: mouth action plz
27:00 <Maurice> You first
27:00 <Thoth> Hmm, when did you last shower?
28:00 <Maurice> (19:08:28) (Maurice): Shower for me too please Doodle
28:00 <Maurice> (19:08:32) (Maurice): Or shower me
28:00 <Maurice> Forever ago
28:00 <Maurice> But it's been weeks since I got dirty
28:00 <Thoth> paNdiS, she's your type
28:00 <Maurice> Gross
28:00 <Maurice> I'm totally sane in the head
30:00 <Maurice> Not to mention I'm not looking for outsider influences
30:00 <Maurice> I'm happy to play with vibes for 4 weeks until my husband comes home
31:00 <paNdiS> you're my type.
32:00 <Maurice> Yeah I swallow, thats everyones type
32:00 <paNdiS> anyway who's my type?
33:00 <paNdiS> oh whut Thoth you're from adelaide?
35:00 <Maurice> I just got told on undernet I am a troll because I like dick..
35:00 <Maurice> I really need to stop using manly nicks
35:00 <paNdiS> LOL
35:00 <paNdiS> i dunno
35:00 <Maurice> My nick there is Fuerk
35:00 <paNdiS> sounds gender neutral
35:00 <Maurice> As Fuck You IRC
35:00 <paNdiS> lol
35:00 <Maurice> Aka Erk
36:00 <paNdiS> my nick on other irc is slinky_J ..
36:00 <Maurice> (00:35:44) (Tom_Petters): You're most likely a gay dude, too, not that anyone cares. -->> [11:32]	Fuerk	But I'd be ok with watching to gays get it on
36:00 <Maurice> (00:36:10) (Fuerk): I really am a gay man :(
36:00 <Maurice> (00:36:14) (Fuerk): My husband hates me for it
36:00 <paNdiS> lol
36:00 <paNdiS> so howcome you use the nick Maurice anyway? 
37:00 <paNdiS> just curious
37:00 <Maurice> Because I was Devil_Girl before
37:00 <Maurice> And got all the despos
37:00 <paNdiS> ow
38:00 <RogersRammingJet> my first irc nick
38:00 <RogersRammingJet> :P
32:00 <ishmael> GRUB IZ IN DA HOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAYAYAYA
50:00 <Bastardly_One> riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
51:00 <ishmael> fuk
51:00 <ishmael> got banned from habbo
51:00 <ishmael> b1
51:00 <ishmael> u know gruvz iz in deh harrt
52:00 <ishmael> You have been banned! The reason for the ban is "Your Habbo has been banned until 22-10-2014 15:50:46. Please keep your Habbo away from offering or requesting sexually inappropriate images. Reading through the Habbo Way and Terms will help you avoid this issue in the future.". The ban will expire at 10/22/14 3:50 PM (GMT -0400) Eastern Time. 
54:00 <ishmael> b1 wugt r u doin/
54:00 <ishmael> ?
55:00 <ishmael> wanna hang?
55:00 <ishmael> lets go to crown
55:00 <ishmael> and be losers
55:00 <ishmael> and throw away sum clam$$
55:00 <ishmael> opportunity is clsing
55:00 <ishmael> i will pay for ur taxi in
55:00 <ishmael> 20mins
55:00 <ishmael> beginnign now
56:00 <ishmael> no resposned
56:00 <ishmael> counting down...
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I live in Ballarat
57:00 <ishmael> c;mon...
57:00 <ishmael> oh
57:00 <Bastardly_One> no
57:00 <ishmael> fk
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
57:00 <ishmael> i forgtet
57:00 <ishmael> damn
57:00 <ishmael> why were in in melb that strange night that i can barely remember at all
57:00 <ishmael> but i remembered ur face 
57:00 <ishmael> somehow
57:00 <ishmael> so weird
58:00 <ishmael> i remeber ur face
58:00 <ishmael> and a hallway
58:00 <ishmael> with wooden walls
58:00 <ishmael> actually
58:00 <ishmael> most of the house had wooden walls i tink?
58:00 <ishmael> did it?
58:00 <ishmael> it was like a 70s house
59:00 <ishmael> i was only a baby
01:00 <ishmael> i dnt rememebr any of the boyz names
01:00 <ishmael> but they took me to nxt and bang a few times
02:00 <ishmael> :O
02:00 <ishmael> should nevr be unbanned..
10:00 <ishmael> andre?
10:00 <ishmael> andre christopher
10:00 <ishmael> :S
40:00 <ishmael> he is
40:00 <ishmael> everything
40:00 <ishmael> that im not
40:00 <ishmael> everything thta i want
43:00 <ishmael> im fking blocked from habbo
43:00 <ishmael> an1 know abut isntalling a DIN
46:00 <ishmael> wake up cuntz
46:00 <ishmael> it looks like catfood
47:00 <ishmael> ohhhh
47:00 <ishmael> m,y\\
47:00 <ishmael> goodd
47:00 <ishmael> yuk
47:00 <ishmael> i think i just ate cat food
47:00 <ishmael> on my bday
47:00 <ishmael> thanks nerl
31:00 <RogersRammingJet> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=265049090363135
31:00 <RogersRammingJet> ultra lolz
31:00 <RogersRammingJet> 4 u babby
48:00 <Floss> morning kids
59:00 <RogersRammingJet> mornin floss
08:00 <Floss> righto
08:00 <RogersRammingJet> how's your morning?
08:00 <Floss> im so excited about nutella on toast
08:00 <RogersRammingJet> yummo
08:00 <Floss> hahaha bit sad
09:00 <RogersRammingJet> sif mon!
09:00 <RogersRammingJet> it's dope yummos
09:00 <RogersRammingJet> #nuttella4eva
11:00 <RogersRammingJet> I received my first Nigerian email today!!!
11:00 <RogersRammingJet> ABOUT TIME.
11:00 <RogersRammingJet> Morning Maurice
11:00 <RogersRammingJet> get ya dick out baby
12:00 <Maurice> Bit early for that, give me 15
13:00 <RogersRammingJet> lol
13:00 <Floss> yeah i havent even finished first coffee yet
13:00 <Floss> we need a union
14:00 <RogersRammingJet> oh mang I forgot I poured teeaaa
14:00 <RogersRammingJet> what would you call it?
14:00 <Maurice> Your dickhead relative was here last night
14:00 <Floss> i have to go outside to the car to get my coloured pencils...
14:00 <RogersRammingJet> Yeah Floss, cut that dudes balls off plz
14:00 <milk> http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1389/16/1389160339697.jpg
15:00 <Floss> lol milk
18:00 <RogersRammingJet> Glass Candy - Digital Versicolor xD xD
21:00 <Floss> got my pencils woooo
21:00 <RogersRammingJet> wooo hoooo!
22:00 <RogersRammingJet> da na na na na NA NA NA NAAA
22:00 <RogersRammingJet> lols
22:00 <Floss> gunna get my COLORING AWN
28:00 <Floss> omg nutella is awesome
29:00 <RogersRammingJet> it's slow song time
29:00 <RogersRammingJet> i shouold so eat something before i collapse
29:00 <Floss> i recommend nutella on toast
30:00 <RogersRammingJet> mmm
30:00 <RogersRammingJet> nuh I consumed all of my bread
30:00 <RogersRammingJet> and Tuesdays I fast
31:00 <Floss> ooo u do intermittent fasting?
32:00 <RogersRammingJet> When tattoos become clothes <3 https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10600539_10152630026714471_3243817350706430456_n.jpg?oh=a9d44c4eface3d76c0ff593283805032&oe=5485D2E2&__gda__=1418230358_54a789f327690c07f53189b2c856362f
32:00 <RogersRammingJet> yer I fast once a week
32:00 <Floss> awesome i do it every other day 7pm-7pm
32:00 <RogersRammingJet> though I could just as well take yesterday as fasting
33:00 <RogersRammingJet> since I ate half a mars bar and two little things my friend cooked when she was over
33:00 <RogersRammingJet> but yeah the 24 hr fasting is too easy
34:00 <RogersRammingJet> You must have awesome cognative function ^5
34:00 <Floss> last time i went for about 3 weeks, then our family dog died
34:00 <Floss> i didnt binge eat or anything, i just couldnt remember what day was fasting and what day wasnt
35:00 <RogersRammingJet> :/
35:00 <Floss> this time im starting again, but im going to try having 500 cal on my down day, apparently having that much is still ok and you get the full effects
35:00 <RogersRammingJet> I'm back on my diet this week
35:00 <RogersRammingJet> nice nice!
35:00 <RogersRammingJet> I've got to clense and lose the aprox 3kg i put on over winter :P
36:00 <Floss> that means i can have my cereal with hilo milk in the morning, then another bowl i the arvo if i want it
36:00 <RogersRammingJet> my pants feel tight!
36:00 <Floss> yer its fkn shit
36:00 <Floss> i feel like a blob
36:00 <RogersRammingJet> haha same
36:00 <RogersRammingJet> you get it on the hips i get it on the tum tum
36:00 <RogersRammingJet> trade you any day lols
36:00 <Floss> i get it hips and face
36:00 <Floss> ant tummy
36:00 <RogersRammingJet> then again, how cheap is it to eat healthy!
36:00 <Floss> and earlobes
36:00 <RogersRammingJet> yer face i fuckin hate that ey
37:00 <Floss> i have fat face syndrome atm
37:00 <RogersRammingJet> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9ScZsKoBgo
37:00 <RogersRammingJet> at least it's easy to lose
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Bronson" The Walker Brothers - The Electrician (Oct 8, 2010) 6:26 - Category: Music - 212,808 views - 919 likes (97.8%), 21 dislikes (2.2%)
37:00 <Floss> i have trouble getting rid of it even with fasting
38:00 <Floss> comes off fast at first
38:00 <Floss> i really dont need to eat much at all, i guess my metabolism is slow
38:00 <RogersRammingJet> stretch in the morning, jog on the spot five mins a time throughout the day
38:00 <RogersRammingJet> drink a lot of tea to trick your tum tum into feeling full
39:00 <Floss> yer i got 6 months gym membership as well
39:00 <RogersRammingJet> nice nice
39:00 <Floss> i ride my cunt of a horse too
39:00 <RogersRammingJet> i would kill for my own cross-over machine
39:00 <RogersRammingJet> just half of one fuck it
39:00 <RogersRammingJet> YOU HAVE A HORSE!
39:00 <Floss> ive got 13 or so
39:00 <RogersRammingJet> im in love with you
40:00 <Floss> they have been enjoying dired paw paw lately
40:00 <RogersRammingJet> if I had a horse I'd name her Sweetheart
40:00 <Floss> dried*
40:00 <Floss> i have one called sweetie
40:00 <RogersRammingJet> horses like paw paw!
40:00 <RogersRammingJet> yeah?
40:00 <RogersRammingJet> ^5
40:00 <Floss> yer shes 17hh
40:00 <Floss> big bitch
40:00 <RogersRammingJet> mm
41:00 <Floss> my baastard likes mango lol
41:00 <Floss> its the sugar
41:00 <RogersRammingJet> lol
41:00 <RogersRammingJet> it'd be funny to leave rotten fruit out
41:00 <Floss> champagne taste
41:00 <RogersRammingJet> and watch them get drunk
41:00 <RogersRammingJet> lols
41:00 <Floss> ohh they like beer
41:00 <Floss> lol
41:00 <RogersRammingJet> lmao
41:00 <Floss> just not when theyre preg i am responsible
41:00 <RogersRammingJet> what's with alcoholic animals ffs!!
41:00 <RogersRammingJet> yer
42:00 <RogersRammingJet> Tom Waits - Shiver Me Timbers
42:00 <RogersRammingJet> <3
42:00 <Floss> i like to play rdr then have a few shots and go riding in a oilskin jacket
42:00 <Floss> usually ends in my on my ass but its fkn fun
42:00 <Floss> me*
43:00 <RogersRammingJet> ffs
43:00 <RogersRammingJet> I'd kill for a rdr sequel
44:00 <RogersRammingJet> that game is just boss, what you think of Undead Nightmare?
45:00 <Floss> i love it
45:00 <RogersRammingJet> xD 
45:00 <Floss> ive played both several times
45:00 <RogersRammingJet> sames lmao
45:00 <Floss> there was talk from rockstar about another one
45:00 <Floss> i think its been pretty much confirmed but might not have been started yet
45:00 <RogersRammingJet> I still have to finish it again, I finally played through with cheats on
46:00 <RogersRammingJet> like Beast Master, goin around on ma donkey with bears following me around rofl
46:00 <Floss> yeah i enjoy just doing the side stuff
46:00 <milk> BeastMaster rocked
47:00 <Floss> if it comes out i am never leaving the house
47:00 <RogersRammingJet> yer, rdr is the perfect example of an open world game
47:00 <Floss> i had a go at playing online but everyones a total cunt
47:00 <milk> that was great, a friend lion, a helper hawk, wild animals in natural symbiosis with him. the harmony of predator survival. the he walked into a gay bar in hid loincloth
48:00 <RogersRammingJet> the side missions are as important as the story
48:00 <RogersRammingJet> yer online was so so
48:00 <RogersRammingJet> but a lot better than Arkham Origins online
48:00 <Floss> omg i wanna play it now
48:00 <Floss> sigh
49:00 <RogersRammingJet> lol i usually have 360 plugged into xbox one so it's always on but i dont so i cbf turning it on
49:00 <RogersRammingJet> oh fk it
49:00 <Floss> ive still got ps3
49:00 <Floss> i want a 4 but between school and paying for other courses and shit its just not possible
50:00 <RogersRammingJet> i only miss my ps3 because i loved ssf4 and bayonetta 
50:00 <RogersRammingJet> and cant decide if i can be fucked gettin bayonetta on 360 and clockin it all over again
50:00 <RogersRammingJet> since it takes fkn ages to beat
51:00 <Floss> i want new rdr, new tomb raider
51:00 <Floss> maybe a new gof of war
51:00 <Floss> god even
51:00 <RogersRammingJet> isnt there a new tomb raider?
51:00 <RogersRammingJet> remake of the original?
51:00 <Floss> mm i dunno, ive got the lastest one, think it was last year
52:00 <RogersRammingJet> yeah
52:00 <RogersRammingJet> i thought that was it
52:00 <Floss> it wasnt really a remake, it was just her early years
52:00 <RogersRammingJet> oh fkn console update
52:00 <RogersRammingJet> oh that all lol!
52:00 <Floss> yeah it wasnt bad
53:00 <RogersRammingJet> wb sexy
53:00 <Floss> but it didnt have the old tr feel to it
53:00 <RogersRammingJet> i have the 3rd person tomb raider
53:00 <RogersRammingJet> it's so funz
53:00 <milk> you play star craft?
53:00 <RogersRammingJet> um
53:00 <RogersRammingJet> i mean
53:00 <RogersRammingJet> fk i forget what the platform is called
53:00 <Floss> lol not for me
53:00 <Floss> im stuck in like tr2 or 3 being the best ones
53:00 <Floss> i like how they felt more open
54:00 <RogersRammingJet> it's this little rpg style tomb raider game
54:00 <Floss> no wai
54:00 <RogersRammingJet> ye um one sec
54:00 <milk> I only ever played tournament quake
54:00 <Floss> omg quake
55:00 <milk> can middle of the pack
55:00 <milk> came*
55:00 <Floss> i think i used to play quake 3
55:00 <milk> that other stuff though, pretty fucken hard core
55:00 <Floss> turning off gravity lol
55:00 <RogersRammingJet> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lara_Croft_and_the_Guardian_of_Light
56:00 <Floss> yeah ive done that one
56:00 <Floss> it was good
56:00 <RogersRammingJet> ye it is a platformer hahaha
56:00 <Floss> oh no wait no sorry
56:00 <Floss> thought it was another one i havent done that one
56:00 <Floss> ugh my bad 
57:00 <RogersRammingJet> " holds an average score of 85/100 and 86.36% on the game aggregate sites Metacritic and GameRankings, respectively. In September 2010, IGN listed Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light fourteenth in their top twenty-five Xbox Live Arcade titles of all time." werd
57:00 <Floss> i have done the one that was exactly like tr1 but with modern day graphics but i cant remember what it was called.. tr reloaded or something
57:00 <RogersRammingJet> reloaded
57:00 <Floss> yeah thats what i thought u meant, i liked that one
57:00 <Floss> i hadnt played tr1
57:00 <Floss> so it was new to me anyway
58:00 <Floss> lol i remember the Wreck of the Maria Doria
58:00 <RogersRammingJet> :P
58:00 <Floss> i was too scared to plahy it cause of sharks
58:00 <Floss> bahaha
59:00 <Floss> i might have to get them all and has a play
00:00 <RogersRammingJet> ffs bbs
02:00 <RogersRammingJet> i want to know where the fucking closest exchange is so I can go burn it down
11:00 <Thoth> Shut the fuck up panda
19:00 <RogersRammingJet> good morning to you to sweetness
20:00 <RogersRammingJet> I'm re-writing Alicia Keys - We Are Here
20:00 <RogersRammingJet> called Alicia KNEES NOW! -  Love Porn
20:00 <RogersRammingJet> we love porn*
24:00 <Thoth> What has two thumbs and doesn't give a fuck?
24:00 <Thoth> Hi, I'm Thoth
26:00 <RogersRammingJet> Hi Thoth
26:00 <RogersRammingJet> asl?
28:00 <Thoth> 9 m nev
28:00 <Thoth> u
30:00 <Thoth> u lik sex
37:00 <RogersRammingJet> wana read it?
37:00 <RogersRammingJet> ok
37:00 <RogersRammingJet> Alicia KNEES (NOW!) - We Love Porn
37:00 <RogersRammingJet> We love porn
37:00 <RogersRammingJet> Tits out for all of us
37:00 <RogersRammingJet> That's why we love porn, why we love porn
37:00 <RogersRammingJet> Knocked Up was Superbad, tryna get laughs they never had
37:00 <RogersRammingJet> I never really had a dad
37:00 <RogersRammingJet> Daddy issues but it's so sad
37:00 <RogersRammingJet> And while we burnin' this wart off, we gon' cut them flaps off
37:00 <RogersRammingJet> Cause virginity don't make sense
38:00 <RogersRammingJet> Virginity don't make sense
38:00 <RogersRammingJet> Let's talk about headjobs 
38:00 <RogersRammingJet> Let's talk about Gaga
38:00 <RogersRammingJet> Let's talk about, let's talk about assholes
38:00 <RogersRammingJet> Sasha Grey's wide asshole
38:00 <RogersRammingJet> Let's masturbate, let's celebrate
38:00 <RogersRammingJet> In a mass orgy, yeah
38:00 <RogersRammingJet> Mother's, sister's, brother's all should be lovers
38:00 <RogersRammingJet> Father,
38:00 <RogersRammingJet> We love porn
38:00 <RogersRammingJet> Tits out for all of us
38:00 <RogersRammingJet> That's why we love porn, why we love porn
41:00 <psYbR> pandis you spammer
41:00 <RogersRammingJet> lmao
41:00 <RogersRammingJet> whut there's 1.6gig of new Arkham Origins dlc
41:00 <RogersRammingJet> 6 hrs gameplay
41:00 <RogersRammingJet> word
42:00 <Thoth> Shut the fuck up pandis
43:00 <RogersRammingJet> you loved it.
45:00 <Thoth> I'll fugghen smash u kunt
47:00 <RogersRammingJet> sweet
48:00 <Thoth> Tell me your mobile number
50:00 <RogersRammingJet> 0411 965 970
52:00 <RogersRammingJet> i dont hear ringing..
53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ring ring cunt ring ring
54:00 <Thoth> Get used to it
55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> told lol
56:00 <RogersRammingJet> LOL
08:00 <RogersRammingJet> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKv_eZwJh34
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Massive Attack feat. Mos Def - I Against I (Feb 23, 2009) 5:42 - Category: Music - 1,233,457 views - 8,218 likes (98.8%), 100 dislikes (1.2%)
16:00 <RogersRammingJet> Thoth what kinda shit u do for fun
16:00 <RogersRammingJet> besides tellin me to shut up
29:00 <dynuu> get money
32:00 <British^Meat> can i have some?
33:00 <dynuu> i've got to have some to give first
33:00 <RogersRammingJet> get money!
33:00 <RogersRammingJet> i <3 money
34:00 <British^Meat> sounds like a scam dynuu
35:00 <dynuu> yep, i got scammed before recently from g-t-a investment 
36:00 <dynuu> guys asked me for 19400 for a charter analytical software package with lifetime membership
36:00 <dynuu> luckly i didn't go through with it
38:00 <British^Meat> so u didnt get scammed then?
38:00 <dynuu> um, no i did i gave them a grand 
39:00 <British^Meat> u wally :)
39:00 <ThugLyfe> im imported credit card declined
39:00 <dynuu> they gave me the software with money back package 
40:00 <British^Meat> oh
40:00 <British^Meat> this is a story
40:00 <British^Meat> i get it, carry on
40:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmhmmmm
42:00 <dynuu> lol, ok well bascially i gave them a deposit for the software because i was stupid and they got me hooked thinking i could make 10000 a month off penny stock shares
42:00 <dynuu> yeah so i rang the next day after some research on this g-t-a company and found they are scam artists
43:00 <dynuu> told them i wanted my money back and they made up some bullshit that they couldn't return the money
43:00 <dynuu> but they'll give me the software and a lifetime membership 
43:00 <dynuu> which means i can ring them anytime i want and ask for financial advice
43:00 <dynuu> i just gave up and told them i'll go through with it
49:00 <Thoth> http://cdn.dice.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Screen-Shot-2014-09-19-at-3.24.47-PM.png
50:00 <British^Meat> lol
50:00 <British^Meat> read about ppl actually putting them in microwaves :)
54:00 <Fez> Mew knows
55:00 <Skirmish> The evil guard of #melbourne was simba who got this reputation after kicking out 57 people.  <-- lol
56:00 <ThugLyfe> IS will sort simba out
57:00 <Fez> Was prolly tge same person 57 times
57:00 <Fez> The
57:00 <ThugLyfe> lol yer kicking the same loser coming back with different proxies
57:00 <ThugLyfe> lol
00:00 <Floss> few finished exam
00:00 <Floss> or phew maybe better
10:00 <British^Meat> simba loves a good kick :)
11:00 <British^Meat> mostly just they 
11:00 <British^Meat> sometimes not so much
11:00 <British^Meat> but i have never recieved his wrath, so like, its all good to me
11:00 <British^Meat> ive an idea...
12:00 <British^Meat> We take the top 5 people who have been kicked from here, and once a year they get perm banned for one year
13:00 <British^Meat> it will give them a year to think about thier actions before they are allowed back in and another lot are culled, kinda like the EPL
18:00 <RogersRammingJet> That must just make your entire year man!!!!!!!!!!!
18:00 <RogersRammingJet> WHATTA GUY!
18:00 <RogersRammingJet> ahahaha
19:00 <RogersRammingJet> hahahaha quasi intellectuals on time magazine post on fb
20:00 <RogersRammingJet> doctor check this out rofl
20:00 <RogersRammingJet> pm
25:00 <RogersRammingJet> bee_girl babby
25:00 <bee_girl> ??
25:00 <RogersRammingJet> u dont remember me?
25:00 <RogersRammingJet> :(
26:00 <RogersRammingJet> i had my face pressed up against ur bedroom window last nite remember!!!
26:00 <Skirmish> Worst line ever.
26:00 <bee_girl> I was in a hotel in Sydney ... Up until 2am reading I didn't see u....
27:00 <RogersRammingJet> line?
27:00 <RogersRammingJet> im not hittin on her you toy
28:00 <RogersRammingJet> if you werent on the first floor i was pervin on someone else..
28:00 <Skirmish> This is why you are on irc and don't have a female friend.  Worst lines ever. 
28:00 <RogersRammingJet> was invited out by a female friend to beach b4
29:00 <British^Meat> and?
29:00 <British^Meat> r u leaving the house?
29:00 <RogersRammingJet> to get smokes later
30:00 <RogersRammingJet> i got clothes to order this arvo
30:00 <RogersRammingJet> c her n danny next month when i got my new get ups
30:00 <Skirmish> lol WHOLE day at home ... to order clothes.  Wow. 
30:00 <Mew> lmao
31:00 <Skirmish> "Want to come out and do something today?"  "Nah, I'm ordering clothes today."
31:00 <RogersRammingJet> ye
31:00 <RogersRammingJet> its 1pm
31:00 <RogersRammingJet> id be out all day
31:00 <RogersRammingJet> make plans u stick to em
32:00 <Mew> They're prob like "oh we should ask that crazy guy if he wants t-" hang on none of this actually happened 
32:00 <RogersRammingJet> lol
32:00 <bee_girl> Lucky u weren't invited out for sex... I had plans !
32:00 <Skirmish> lol 
32:00 <Skirmish> "Sorry I need to order clothes today, no erections for me."
33:00 <RogersRammingJet> lol bee_girl
33:00 <RogersRammingJet> dude u got issues
33:00 <Skirmish> I guess it would take a lot of courage to order the type of homo clothing you have been looking at. 
34:00 <RogersRammingJet> yeah want to see the top and pants im ordering today?
34:00 <RogersRammingJet> give you a good laugh?
34:00 <Mew> everyone's seen the gay pants and mesh singlet
34:00 <Skirmish> No, I do not want to see what you've been saving up for over 6 months to buy. 
34:00 <RogersRammingJet> saving?
35:00 <RogersRammingJet> hahahaha
35:00 <RogersRammingJet> ur so cut
35:00 <Skirmish> You have been linking those clothes for MONTHS. If you are only just ordering them now then yes, you've been saving.
35:00 <RogersRammingJet> 1st u give me shit that my best mate is some prostitute
35:00 <Thoth> Shut the fuck up panda
35:00 <RogersRammingJet> you and Mew deserve eachother
36:00 <British^Meat> by order clothes, u mean get your mum to do it?
36:00 <Skirmish> Yes, you look like a raving homo ... but I ordered these from the UK.
36:00 <RogersRammingJet> yer i gotta give her the cash later cause i dont have a credit card to order online
37:00 <RogersRammingJet> that's the dealio
37:00 <British^Meat> weird
37:00 <Skirmish> I think it has probably been closer to a year you've been linking the same clothes from that site. 
37:00 <Loof> anyone who is with bigpond is a retard
37:00 <Skirmish> visa debit cards must be hard to get in SA. 
37:00 <Loof> pandas the manchild obviously has his mum paying for his net, just like his apartment
37:00 <Mew> I have one
37:00 <British^Meat> too bad im on ignore then Loof, coz id love to dispute that with you
37:00 <Mew> Always have
37:00 <RogersRammingJet> i have been obsessed with psylo for over a year
37:00 <RogersRammingJet> lols
37:00 <Skirmish> You're the exception Mew.  You cut the cord from your mother a long time ago. 
38:00 <Mew> oh yeah haha
38:00 <British^Meat> i have a visa debit card also
38:00 <RogersRammingJet> yer
38:00 <Thoth> My poop is more interesting
38:00 <Mew> high five for being able to do life!
38:00 <British^Meat> i applied for it, it wasnt hard, i kinda need it, being a big adult and everything
38:00 <RogersRammingJet> well I can be irresponsible with money
38:00 <Skirmish> Well holy fuck I wonder why it's so hard for Panda to get one and do shit himself. 
38:00 <Loof> xbone and bigpond, what a spastic
38:00 <RogersRammingJet> so mum cut up my credit card for me 
38:00 <RogersRammingJet> and my debit card..
39:00 <Floss> lol mum cut up
39:00 <Skirmish> It's not a credit card you gigantic faggot. 
39:00 <RogersRammingJet> yer
39:00 <Floss> does she cut your hair as well
39:00 <Mew> its a credit DEBIT card lmao
39:00 <British^Meat> heh hair
39:00 <RogersRammingJet> i spent the limit on it and wasnt proud of myself
39:00 <RogersRammingJet> no
39:00 <Loof> pandis you might as well get a tatto on your bald head saying "RIP ME OFF"
39:00 <Mew>     ...
39:00 <RogersRammingJet> what am I goin to do, ask a friend to order them for me?
39:00 <Mew> he's dumber than I thought
39:00 <RogersRammingJet> how am i dumber than you thought?
39:00 <Floss> but it makes you feel better by comparison
39:00 <Mew> ._.
40:00 <Skirmish> GET A VISA DEBIT CARD AND POP YO MUMMA TITTY OUTTA YA MOUTH. 
40:00 <Mew> by breathing
40:00 <RogersRammingJet> it's nice of her to do me a favour
40:00 <RogersRammingJet> and she's my mother so I trust her.
40:00 <Loof> what a bootiful day
40:00 <Loof> and now i have to change a nappy
40:00 <Floss> its shit here
40:00 <RogersRammingJet> I had a debit card, I said that
40:00 <Floss> so same thing lol
40:00 <RogersRammingJet> im a full on girl
40:00 <Loof> i really should learn to use the toilet
40:00 <RogersRammingJet> i will impulse buy anything i like
40:00 <RogersRammingJet> :D
41:00 <Skirmish> Realise you're on the dole and stop trying to be a big spender.
41:00 <RogersRammingJet> never been on the dole
41:00 <Skirmish> Ok, DSP/mummy allowance. 
41:00 <RogersRammingJet> nope
42:00 <RogersRammingJet> i was on dsp for a while years ago
42:00 <RogersRammingJet> but bein home invaded n stabbed kinda messes you up so..
42:00 <Skirmish> Your mother gets a carers pension to look after you. That's all I know.
42:00 <Thoth> Shut the fuck up panda
42:00 <RogersRammingJet> know?
42:00 <RogersRammingJet> lol
42:00 <RogersRammingJet> she runs a multi-million dollar business.
43:00 <RogersRammingJet> she's a Saint
44:00 <RogersRammingJet> what does your mother do?
44:00 <psYbR> <RogersRammingJet> im a full on girl
44:00 <psYbR> rofl
44:00 <RogersRammingJet> lmaoz
44:00 <RogersRammingJet> ily babby
44:00 <Skirmish> lol oh dear here we go again on a magical ride with Panda's imagination.
44:00 <psYbR> u sa funny pandis
44:00 <RogersRammingJet> ahahahaha
44:00 <British^Meat> a.d.d. p.t.s.d a.d.h.d mine runs a multi-multi-million dollar company
45:00 <RogersRammingJet> i so want to go on that ride!
45:00 <British^Meat> i mean, she runs TWO M M D companys
45:00 <RogersRammingJet> who has add ptsd adhd?
45:00 <British^Meat> u do nutboy
45:00 <RogersRammingJet> i dont have add ptsd or adhd
45:00 <British^Meat> weird, coz u said u did :/
46:00 <RogersRammingJet> suffered from ptsd for several yrs
46:00 <RogersRammingJet> havent since sometime 2008
46:00 <beehhh> http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Wolf-Sketch-wolves-916016_500_375.jpg
46:00 <RogersRammingJet> doc said itd go away and it did
46:00 <British^Meat> honest JB, all the shit that ive said to u, is shit you've said to me
46:00 <British^Meat> Dontugettit?
46:00 <RogersRammingJet> i have severe OCD and Major Depressive Disorder.
46:00 <RogersRammingJet> thassit
46:00 <Skirmish> You honestly expect him to keep up with ALL the lies he tells British^Meat?
46:00 <British^Meat> i know he gets confused...
46:00 <Mew> that'd be impossibru
47:00 <RogersRammingJet> I've said that when I was a child I was diagnosed with add but that was overturned later
47:00 <RogersRammingJet> :)
47:00 <RogersRammingJet> get the facts str8
47:00 <RogersRammingJet> you're supposed to be writing my memoir one day fucker
47:00 <RogersRammingJet> ahahahahaha
47:00 <Skirmish> lol @ gets the fact straight coming from a habitual liar. 
47:00 <beehhh> many things has changed and an old timer is still out of the central
47:00 <RogersRammingJet> oi psYbR
47:00 <RogersRammingJet> when downloading right
47:00 <Mew> lmao Skirmish
47:00 <Thoth> Shut the fuck up panda
47:00 <RogersRammingJet> it's supposed to progress yeah? not go backward?
48:00 <RogersRammingJet> im dlin a game dlc right and it keeps jumping forward then going backward
48:00 <beehhh> Adeel kahn
48:00 <RogersRammingJet> look u guise ive had my fun talkin to u kk, its time for relax
48:00 <British^Meat> lrn 2 xbox
48:00 <Mew> kk
48:00 <RogersRammingJet> kk Mac
48:00 <British^Meat> KK JB
49:00 <RogersRammingJet> KK BM!
49:00 <British^Meat> lets me chill and have fun
49:00 <British^Meat> yeh!
49:00 <beehhh> Mew valentine
49:00 <RogersRammingJet> thx for stopping to collaborate and listen.
49:00 <British^Meat> everyone be chill
49:00 <Mew> beehhhdrill
49:00 <RogersRammingJet> ahahaha
49:00 <RogersRammingJet> y not
49:00 <RogersRammingJet> no reason we can't just get along
49:00 <beehhh> put a finger up my butt n houl
49:00 <RogersRammingJet> maybe talk on the phone
49:00 <RogersRammingJet> meet up
49:00 <Skirmish> You gotta STOP, COLLABORATE AND LISTEN, Panda's back with a new piece of FICTION. 
49:00 <RogersRammingJet> have sex
49:00 <RogersRammingJet> dirty sex
50:00 <British^Meat> THE PANDA FILE
50:00 <British^Meat> (s)
50:00 <beehhh> like basic instinct
50:00 <RogersRammingJet> lol
50:00 <RogersRammingJet> British^Meat you remember this nick?
50:00 <British^Meat> F U anus
50:00 <RogersRammingJet> sure
50:00 <RogersRammingJet> i didnt wash
51:00 <beehhh> eat an ass
51:00 <RogersRammingJet> banana in ur ass beehhh :P
51:00 <beehhh> with olive oil
52:00 <Loof> big bean breakfast ass
52:00 <Loof> brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
53:00 <RogersRammingJet> oer ur kinky beehhh
54:00 <RogersRammingJet> ;)
54:00 <RogersRammingJet> how is chad going beehhh?
54:00 <Loof> ew gtfo DemonsRun cunt
54:00 <Mew> holy DemonsRun!
54:00 <Loof> i can smell your ass
54:00 <DemonsRun> loof, jump off a cliff.
55:00 <DemonsRun> hey Mew!
55:00 <Loof> demonsruns
55:00 <Mew> howsitgarn
55:00 <DemonsRun> and once again Loof goes on ignore. 
55:00 <DemonsRun> moron.
55:00 <DemonsRun> it goes good, hows it with you?
55:00 <beehhh> is grape seed oil good or extra virgin oil
55:00 <Mew> where have you beeeeen
55:00 <Loof> virgin is always better
55:00 <FredFlinstone> both
55:00 <Mew> good here thx
55:00 <Loof> same as sex
55:00 <DemonsRun> hidingggggggggggg
55:00 <beehhh> RogersRammingJet chad stays closer from Mew
55:00 <DemonsRun> lol
56:00 <Mew> oh yes
56:00 <DemonsRun> beehhh grape seed oil is better.
56:00 <DemonsRun> better for you.
56:00 <Mew> grape seed oil is nice for making body scrubs too
57:00 <Loof> it's good for scrubbing ass
57:00 <Student> for Mew, i recomend pork oil :P
57:00 <beehhh> http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/03/06/84/92/0003068492848_500X500.jpg
57:00 <Mew> I made one with brown sugar coffee grounds & grape seed oil 
57:00 <beehhh> my cock oil
58:00 <beehhh> pussy milk
58:00 <Student> your cock oil was not good enough for your wife :P
58:00 <Student> looserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
58:00 <DemonsRun> oh Mew that would have done wonders
58:00 <DemonsRun> have you seen the coffee scrub by FRANK?
58:00 <Mew> god its bad engrish hour
58:00 <beehhh> your wife like you cause you shove your head in her twat admit it cunt
58:00 <Student> ha ha 
58:00 <Mew> yesss that's what I was going off DemonsRun
59:00 <DemonsRun> yesssssss i wanna make one lol. i dont have coffee grounds here though :(
59:00 <beehhh> who wants a drill
59:00 <Mew> I have so much of that coffee at work and the rest was at the super market
59:00 <Thoth> keyless chuck
59:00 <beehhh> dungeon bondage
00:00 <DemonsRun> try using coconut oil intead though
00:00 <Mew> I reckon if you buy some of the preground coffee at the supermarket and boil it or soak it it'd work the same
00:00 <DemonsRun> soooooooooooo much better.
00:00 <Thoth> coconut oil is for coconuts
00:00 <Mew> and my butt
00:00 <beehhh> thought DemonsRun perished away with her one year old at the rozell arson attack
00:00 <DemonsRun> coconut oil/butter/milk is amazing for the human bosy
00:00 <DemonsRun> body
00:00 <Thoth> Mew: coconuts are for your butt
00:00 <DemonsRun> beehhh hes two you fuckwit.
00:00 <Mew> I've used butter for lube before LOL
01:00 <Mew> it was in my butt thp
01:00 <Mew> Tho*
01:00 <beehhh> http://oi57.tinypic.com/2nrhdsi.jpg
01:00 <DemonsRun> still ew lol
01:00 <beehhh> Student's real name is adeel kahn
02:00 <Student> bad engrish :P
02:00 <Student> ha ha @ adeel kahn 
02:00 <Student> that is so close, you know a lot about me 
02:00 <Student> :P
03:00 <Thoth> who is mirza again? somebody said except I wasn't giving a fuck
03:00 <Student> he is not mirza, he is mirza destroyer :P
03:00 <Student> earned bad name for his family 
03:00 <Student> muthal 
04:00 <faux> Adeel kahn
04:00 <faux> Excellent 
04:00 <Student> lol 
04:00 <Student> shemale spoke too
04:00 <Student> it could be Adeel Khan 
04:00 <Student> not kahn 
05:00 <faux> Excellent 
05:00 <faux> Starlink employee of the year
05:00 <Student> ha ha 
05:00 <beehhh> faux dont surrender your passport for the argentina
05:00 <faux> Oh ok
05:00 <faux> I will try not to ty
06:00 <Thoth> Does mirza use coconut oil?
06:00 <beehhh> i heard dog sqaud dug up a hole in your backyard otherday is it true?
06:00 <faux> So true
06:00 <Thoth> Yes indeed
06:00 <beehhh> rofl just kidding i wouldnt know shit
06:00 <faux> lmao
07:00 <beehhh> but since we are all connected let me go back to bed n meditate
07:00 <Student> lol
07:00 <faux> Lmaoo
07:00 <faux> bless his cotton socks
07:00 <milk> hey
08:00 <Student> hey
09:00 <Thoth> But we are all connected like a lego set :(
11:00 <Thoth> Black pieces go down the bottom
15:00 <Skirmish> You're not going to leave the country and marry an IS fighter in Syria anytime soon faux? 
16:00 <bradd_pitts> ...
16:00 <Student> what are you talking about? she is a IS fighter :P
16:00 <Skirmish> They don't look after kittens over there. You will cut sick. 
17:00 <bradd_pitts> ugh
17:00 <bradd_pitts> vomit
18:00 <milk> I was in the shopping center the other day, there was a group of six muslim women in hijab, I overheard one of them say ".... thank God he's rich! I don't know what I'd do......"
19:00 <Student> bad habbits 
19:00 <Student> hello Tuftoy ;)
45:00 <Floss> flippity floo
47:00 <Fez> Look out! Its a trap
10:00 <Mew> Dooooooooooooooooooodle
11:00 <DemonsRun> meeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
12:00 <Doodle> hai Mewcalyptus
12:00 <DemonsRun> dooooooooooooooooooodle
12:00 <Doodle> hai DemonsRun o/
12:00 <DemonsRun> :)
12:00 <Doodle> whats happening
12:00 <DemonsRun> hais!
12:00 <DemonsRun> nm you?
13:00 <Doodle> smoking weed
13:00 <DemonsRun> fun fun
13:00 <Doodle> i want to go to the beach
14:00 <BlackDevil> goto the beach naked
14:00 <Doodle> gross
14:00 <Doodle> i'll get arrested
14:00 <DemonsRun> i want... a beer
14:00 <BlackDevil> not if you goto the right beach
14:00 <Doodle> brighton is too far
15:00 <Doodle> actually every beach is too far now
15:00 <Doodle> by the time i got there it would be time to come home
19:00 <BlackDevil> pussy and ass https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_0btuRhxnQ
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: kitten and donkey (Sep 17, 2014) 1:04 - Category: Pets & Animals - 89,728 views - 308 likes (99%), 3 dislikes (1%)
21:00 <Doodle> lol the surprise was ruined by your own script
21:00 <BlackDevil> yea
21:00 <BlackDevil> sad
21:00 <Doodle> betrayal
23:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Dead Kennedys - Too Drunk to Fuck.mp3 (6.16MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:43)
23:00 <Student> you can't hide it
24:00 <BlackDevil> but the pun is still there
25:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xG8YNVRtqE
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: My dryer plays a ridiculously long song. (Sep 15, 2014) 0:29 - Category: People & Blogs - 90,348 views - 327 likes (96.7%), 11 dislikes (3.3%)
26:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-photos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-0/10628103_10202595217106375_2710557684143815322_n.jpg?oh=a147502ae3588e90cb4fc394aed1b0ec&oe=548F2F28&__gda__=1422538365_cf7c2384cdc6e2df4423c8e7abeb98f2
26:00 <Student> any nude Mew?
26:00 <Mew> yup
27:00 <Student> oh
28:00 <Student> you were the most purest girl Mew? :P
28:00 <Student> Evil
28:00 <Mew> here's a nude Student http://i.imgur.com/L7ZqDxp.jpg
28:00 <Student> sure
29:00 <BlackDevil> blue waffle
29:00 <Student> seen a lot of them 
29:00 <Student> and will see them soon , 10 days left
29:00 <Student> Fucker
30:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/Fg91QKi.jpg
30:00 <Student> blue fin 
30:00 <BlackDevil> Kenan Thompson is leaving "Saturday Night Live" 
31:00 <Student> when are you leaving austnet? :P
36:00 <Thoth> Mew: toilet cakes?
37:00 <Student> hot dogs
43:00 <BlackDevil> when I have a new wife
43:00 <Student> wwhhhhhhhhhhhen
59:00 <Thoth> Can I get a wha wha what what
02:00 <BlackDevil> Ana_Nice Gash
02:00 <Student> here comes the Ana_Ng
03:00 <Student> it is ok she is sleeping
03:00 <Student> ZzzzzZZZZzzzZ
03:00 <Ana_Ng> oh teah
03:00 <Mew> whut whut in the butt
04:00 <BlackDevil> my dick in your bum Mew
04:00 <BlackDevil> no lube
04:00 <Student> butt plug
04:00 <Student> no lube is just shit 
04:00 <Mew> nope.jpg
04:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t31.0-8/1489566_10203225663656021_4532292111517316970_o.jpg
04:00 <Doodle> ^_^
04:00 <Ana_Ng> handbra
05:00 <Mew> go on
05:00 <Student> if those were my hands
06:00 <Student> nice car for a centerlink beneficiary 
06:00 <Student> ;)
06:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <Doodle> what does that have to do with anything
06:00 <Doodle> there are people on centrelink with way more expensive cars than mine
06:00 <Mew> <Student> no lube is just shit < hehehe
07:00 <Doodle> the average family saloon is worth twice as much
07:00 <Student> i do not need any lube any way :P
07:00 <Thoth> Throffing at the gash
07:00 <Thoth> Like O M G
07:00 <Mew> wow Student I'm impressed
08:00 <Student> whatever suites you 
08:00 <Mew> do you get a lot of fibre in your diet?
08:00 <Student> yes i do 
08:00 <Student> a lot of bread
08:00 <Student> made up of wheat
08:00 <FredFlinstone> processed?
08:00 <Mew> do you clean snaps?
08:00 <Student> lol 
08:00 <Mew> no wipes?
08:00 <Student> what? :PPPP
09:00 <Student> i do not know what are you talking about Mew :P
09:00 <Mew> oh ok 
09:00 <Student> but i do not think lubrication comes from eating fiber
09:00 <Student> It is in the MAN thing :P
10:00 <Mew> I was talking about the 'just shit' part
10:00 <Mew> vagisil! 
10:00 <Doodle> [16:10] -ZAB-999- LoLL Still not showing your plates.. what are you scared of? :)
10:00 <Vagisil> diddle derp
11:00 <Doodle> david i dont have to show my plates when everybody knows them already
11:00 <Mew> he must be so bored
11:00 <Vagisil> what plates
11:00 <Doodle> i just hid it so it says Z cos its a fucking z jesus
11:00 <Student> V plates :P
11:00 <Thoth> Vagisil: Julia Gillard needs you
11:00 <Doodle> criticisms everywhere
11:00 <Doodle> waix a pic of my car
11:00 <Student> ha ha poor Doodle
11:00 <Doodle> pollock thinks he knows something everyone else doesnt
11:00 <Vagisil> lol
11:00 <Mew> imagine having to watch #melbourne from afar and never join in on convos cos irc is lyf
12:00 <abc> lol Vagisil
12:00 <Mew> sah sad
12:00 <Doodle> [16:11] -ZAB-999- Sure sure, We know the truth :)
12:00 <Doodle> what is the truth david
12:00 <Doodle> enlightnen me
12:00 <Vagisil> u fuckers see the flightcentre antarctica deal
12:00 <Thoth> Yea its lame
12:00 <Vagisil> $5000 2 people 12 night cruise antarctica
12:00 <Doodle> lol enlightnen
12:00 <Doodle> i knew that looked wrong
12:00 <Mew> How's the zebra going vagisil?
12:00 <Doodle> an ex of mine and her husband went to antarctica for a holiday
12:00 <Vagisil> what zebra dawgf
12:00 <Doodle> fuck that shit
13:00 <Vagisil> i wanna do northwest passage
13:00 <Mew> has she caught diabeastus yet
13:00 <Doodle> [16:12] -ZAB-999- Every picture you post of your car.,. you hide the plates... cause you're scared of people knowing what it is. :)
13:00 <Vagisil> like.. alaska to UK or something
13:00 <Thoth> Vagisil: is that the one where you don't actually walk on the continent, but they name it after the land you never reach?
13:00 <Doodle> everybody, my rego is zab999
13:00 <Mew> the Tasmanian zebra
13:00 <Doodle> go crazy, do your worst
13:00 <Vagisil> nah you u go on it thoth
13:00 <Doodle> report it stolen, by me
13:00 <Vagisil> ohh shes dead
13:00 <Doodle> the registered owner
13:00 <Doodle> [16:13] -ZAB-999- I like it that ive forced you to say what your plates are.. cause the truth hurts :)
13:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
14:00 <Doodle> LEAVE THE HOUSE DAVID
14:00 <Doodle> its for your own good
14:00 <Mew> he's wanking rn
14:00 <Doodle> i bet
14:00 <Mew> horrrd
14:00 <Doodle> wank /notice wank /notice
14:00 <Vagisil> what car is it
14:00 <Doodle> 350z
14:00 <Vagisil> boring
14:00 <Doodle> lol at least i can fit in it
14:00 <Vagisil> lol
15:00 <Vagisil> alright stop
15:00 <Vagisil> hit the brakes and listen
15:00 <Vagisil> vanilla ice bought a brand new nissan
15:00 <Vagisil> rice rice baby
15:00 <Doodle> you have to buy great big barges so you can fit your wife and your gut in them
15:00 <Vagisil> lol
15:00 <Mew> wank /j #melbourne as Gay-Cock-Lord /cum /part
15:00 <Vagisil> nah we had a prelude for ages
15:00 <Doodle> lol
15:00 <Doodle> lol and you're having a go at my car
15:00 <Vagisil> lol :P
16:00 <Doodle> was there room for both your handbags in it
16:00 <Vagisil> haha
16:00 <Mew> did she leave you for a better zebra vagisil?
16:00 <Vagisil> nah shes dead
17:00 <Mew> yeah I've heard that song it means she left you
17:00 <Mew> got hit by a truck?
17:00 <Vagisil> lol
18:00 <Vagisil> bing bang boodle
18:00 <FredFlinstone> woot its TheRon!
19:00 <TheRon> what?
19:00 <FredFlinstone> howdy doody
19:00 <Vagisil> doron
19:00 <Vagisil> ronron
19:00 <TheRon> hello
19:00 <FredFlinstone> I see the umps got it right last night
19:00 <FredFlinstone> poor Joel
19:00 <Mew> Fred and Ron have a lil bromance going on
20:00 <FredFlinstone> have we?
20:00 <FredFlinstone> do tell
20:00 <dynuu> i saw a number plate that says RON the other night was that you?
20:00 <Mew> yeah its adorable
20:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
20:00 <Vagisil> that was dave u dumass
20:00 <Mew> I dunno you just get all excited n chat about sport 
20:00 <Thoth> hmm, flightcenter don't have much details about it on their webs
20:00 <FredFlinstone> so thats what guys do isnt it?
20:00 <Thoth> http://www.flightcentre.com.au/cruises/destinations/antarctica
20:00 <Vagisil> http://www.flightcentre.com.au/promotions/antarctica-2-for-1?xs=10004&utm_source=int-edm&utm_medium=int-text&utm_campaign=fc-intrepid-220914
20:00 <FredFlinstone> go into a pub
20:00 <Mew> yeah but not many in here do
21:00 <Mew> its nice to see
21:00 <FredFlinstone> cos the other are all stoned
21:00 <Doodle> well it was 420 just then
21:00 <Doodle> what do you expect
21:00 <FredFlinstone> see
21:00 <Vagisil> braaaaahhhp
21:00 <Vagisil> oh wait the zebra was jane hey
21:00 <Vagisil> nah she alive
22:00 <Vagisil> tis my sister whos dead lol
22:00 <TheRon> nat fyfe was screwed
22:00 <Doodle> no she isnt
22:00 <Vagisil> just picked up what ur putting down
22:00 <FredFlinstone> I gonna have a huge piece of barra for dinzees
22:00 <Vagisil> to me she is :P
22:00 <Doodle> lol
22:00 <Mew> oh great
22:00 <Doodle> i'm sure the feeling is mutual
22:00 <Vagisil> hope so
22:00 <Mew> what'd she do to you?
22:00 <FredFlinstone> yes he was I told you the shitlow is a joke
22:00 <Vagisil> ahh nothing i need to repeat :)
22:00 <FredFlinstone> they fuck up too many times
22:00 <Vagisil> just made some pretty digusting comments about my wife on facebook
22:00 <Mew> so ur in the wrong
23:00 <Mew> lmaoooo I love ur sister
23:00 <Vagisil> lol
23:00 <Mew> your wife is a ginger it comes with the lifestyle
23:00 <Thoth> two for one eh...
23:00 <Doodle> i'm sure she was only retaliating for something as equally revolting you did to her
23:00 <FredFlinstone> and a nice bottle of chardy
23:00 <Vagisil> yeeh thoth but no flights
23:00 <Thoth> I wonder how drunk they let you get
23:00 <Thoth> before you go venturing for ice
23:00 <Vagisil> still need to get to argentina
24:00 <Doodle> its not fun
24:00 <Doodle> you're on a boat 24/7
24:00 <Doodle> and not a nice one
24:00 <Doodle> just one that will go there
24:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
24:00 <Vagisil> nah its a pretty nice boat
24:00 <Mew> have u been on I?
24:00 <Mew> It*
25:00 <Vagisil> nah i saw photos
25:00 <Mew> oh
25:00 <Skirmish> Why is it so fucking cold .... 
25:00 <Mew> is it a nice stretch of water you're crossing?
25:00 <Mew> few little waves
25:00 <Mew> maybe a dolphin
25:00 <Thoth> I'd like to climb vinson massif one day
25:00 <Thoth> Except I'm prob too much of a pussy
25:00 <Vagisil> argentina to antarctica and back?
26:00 <Doodle> 5k for a cruise on a shitty boat to antarctica or half that to go on a proper cruise ship around the caribbean
26:00 <Mew> sounds calm *makes whale noises*
26:00 <dynuu> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FOnSFiYFQs
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Get Up Kids - Action & Action (Aug 27, 2008) 4:06 - Category: Music - 78,732 views - 201 likes (98%), 4 dislikes (2%)
26:00 <Thoth> Caribbean is full of pirates and cocaine
26:00 <Thoth> Meh
26:00 <Vagisil> lmao
26:00 <Thoth> Oh and black people
26:00 <Ana_Ng> johnny depp does live there
26:00 <Thoth> Without any culture
26:00 <Vagisil> mon
26:00 <Doodle> and sunshine and blue water and not being stuck on a tinny boat
27:00 <Mew> I was sold until you said black people
27:00 <Skirmish> I would enjoy a cruise to antarctica. 
27:00 <TheRon> whats wrong with black people?
27:00 <Thoth> Whats right with black people?
27:00 <Mew> what's not wrong?
27:00 <simba> phew
27:00 <simba> what a crazy day out there irl!!!!!!!!!
28:00 <Thoth> Mew doesn't like them but she still wants their big black cocks thrusting her cunt
28:00 <Skirmish> Black people are less evolved than white people. That is why they are always going around having "nigger moments". 
28:00 <Mew> it is beeeeeeeeautifell
28:00 <Vagisil> http://www.peregrineadventures.com/ocean-diamond
28:00 <Skirmish> simba: You went outside!  What happened in your crazy adventures!!
28:00 <simba> it randomly started raining just then after being majorly sunny all day
28:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: abos have been here for 60,000 years and the only thing they did was dream time. Lazy cunts
29:00 <simba> i did thing
29:00 <Vagisil> they invented a stick...
29:00 <Mew> I wonder if that's the same peregrines that own the on the runs
29:00 <Skirmish> I got 98 Premium fuel for $1.64L. I was excited. 
29:00 <Thoth> Vagisil: no, white people invented the $20 stick
30:00 <Vagisil> lmao
30:00 <simba> abos invented the wheel before anyone else, but unforunately they didnt think to make it round
30:00 <Vagisil> LMFAO
30:00 <simba> apparently true story
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba it rainin there?
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> this is dope
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> sunny n rainin hard
30:00 <Skirmish> They built a car ... but huffed all the petrol.
30:00 <Vagisil> omg mean :P
31:00 <simba> <%simba> it randomly started raining just then after being majorly sunny all day
31:00 <simba> yep WhACkY StUFf
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahehe
31:00 <Vagisil> i thoguht it was raining earlier here but it was just the metal roof expanding lol
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's choice
31:00 <Skirmish> simba: Did you know that panda's mum won't let him have a visa debit card? 
31:00 <FredFlinstone> time for a beer you think?
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> yawnies
32:00 <simba> well shes chinese, theyre vigilant
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
32:00 <Vagisil> hahaha
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> im tellin mum that! 
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> and to think she likes u!
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> :~
32:00 <Vagisil> oh burn
32:00 <Skirmish> Yeah don't pay out on your BFF's mother like that simba. 
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> never making you kung pow dog again EVER
33:00 <simba> im a member of the free syrian army
33:00 <Vagisil> pity shes away hey
33:00 <Skirmish> Not a good thing to be typing on an Australian chat server right now .... 
33:00 <TheRon> otherwise known as the greens
33:00 <Vagisil> yeah.. muslim threat getting real
34:00 <Vagisil> did u see latest thiwsmo rning
34:00 <TheRiddler> free game from humble bundle
34:00 <TheRiddler> tropico 3
34:00 <Vagisil> http://thenewdaily.com.au/news/2014/09/22/call-kill-australians-possible-way/?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=The+New+Daily+Tuesday+2392014&utm_content=The+New+Daily+Tuesday+2392014+CID_7025f870bd894c2786180167d6a8a450&utm_source&utm_term=ISIL+calls+to+kill+Australians+in+any+possible+way
35:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.humblebundle.com/store
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> full glad i didnt go beach now lols
35:00 <Vagisil> mm steam got epic 90% off atm
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahah simba ima show u somethin n tell me what u think, it's a hypothetical ok
36:00 <TheRon> u can't touch this
36:00 <TheRiddler> I cant remember if I already got tropico 3
36:00 <TheRiddler> nope just 5
37:00 <FredFlinstone> yes I can
38:00 <TheRon> stop, hammertime!
38:00 <Thoth> Vagisil: nah dude you got it all wrong, Tony Abbott invented those videos like George W Bush invented Osama Bin Laden
38:00 <Vagisil> lol
38:00 <Thoth> The new world odor wants to steal tacos from the mexicans
39:00 <Vagisil> abbott couldnt pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel
39:00 <TheRiddler> tone aboot
39:00 <Thoth> Nixon couldn't hide a robbery in a shitty motel, and yet Bush is alleged to be some mastermind in comparison
39:00 <Vagisil> LOL
39:00 <TheRon> it was tony abbott in arnhem land, just himself and a few essentials
40:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
40:00 <Vagisil> thats how i feel about alien life right
40:00 <FredFlinstone> in the crackatinny tribe?
40:00 <Thoth> Oh yea, Area 51 & Bob Lazar
40:00 <Vagisil> if the govt is hiding alien life... theyre doing a much better job of it than anything else
40:00 <TheRon> have you seen abbott drink a beer, he has no clue
40:00 <FredFlinstone> nah we can see you
40:00 <Vagisil> lol
40:00 <FredFlinstone> he's not a drinker
40:00 <Vagisil> hes a catholic
40:00 <Thoth> Lazar likely as a CIA agent diseminating false information
41:00 <FredFlinstone> so am I
41:00 <Thoth> +w
41:00 <FredFlinstone> wtf
41:00 <Thoth> And he's the whole reason we know about Area 51
41:00 <Vagisil> i dont see how anyone with an imaginary friend is fit enough to run a country
41:00 <Thoth> But nevermind, aliens, they're cool and stuff
41:00 <Thoth> Clearly he told the truth
41:00 <FredFlinstone> he prolly thinks the same about you
41:00 <Vagisil> lolwot
41:00 <FredFlinstone> how could an alien run the country?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
42:00 <TheRiddler> how can anyone without a imaginary friend to guide can run a country
42:00 <TheRiddler> *them
42:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
42:00 <Vagisil> ahh yeah
42:00 <FredFlinstone> they help
42:00 <Vagisil> lol
42:00 <TheRon> a bag of sawdust is running the country
42:00 <FredFlinstone> which planet are you from again Vagina?
42:00 <simba> an alien could not run our country because they belong to a foreign nation
42:00 <Vagisil> LOL
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahem simba
42:00 <Vagisil> abbott was born in uk
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> +Aliens don't wear clothes
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
43:00 <FredFlinstone> Uranus?
43:00 <Thoth> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p600x600/1376566_584600278301273_1586757762_n.jpg?oh=ea7a5beae682da72037ad163a81aa76a&oe=54C440F9&__gda__=1422529456_1ac56a08be2f57640eb5f771c63126a7
43:00 <TheRiddler> imagine if the next pm was a robot
43:00 <TheRon> so lara bingle is an alien?
43:00 <simba> but he mustve become an aus citizen
43:00 <Vagisil> man that would be awesome
43:00 <TheRiddler> like in that song
43:00 <FredFlinstone> for sure no doubting that
43:00 <Vagisil> NO
43:00 <Vagisil> OMG
43:00 <TheRiddler> by greenday?
43:00 <Vagisil> SIRI FOR PM!
43:00 <FredFlinstone> siri omfg
43:00 <FredFlinstone> its Raj
43:00 <TheRiddler> or was it another band
43:00 <Vagisil> SIRI 16!
43:00 <simba> tony abbott doesnt 'run the country' anyway, hes just like the equivilent of the cartoon character on the cereal box, thats just a 'face', thats not the brains
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> exactly
44:00 <TheRon> how colse is yest minister to reality??
44:00 <Thoth> Shut the fuck up panda
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> he's a representative of the people
44:00 <FredFlinstone> that was so funny
44:00 <Vagisil> loved that show
44:00 <FredFlinstone> very close
44:00 <FredFlinstone> all the bullshit
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> PandasDontDrive*
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> kthxbai
45:00 <Vagisil> its not just federal though.. its every govt department
45:00 <Vagisil> schools, librarys, 
45:00 <Vagisil> all run the same
45:00 <FredFlinstone> local is prolly the worst
45:00 <TheRiddler> no they dont lol
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> Lord PandasDontDrive, of Bamboolund
45:00 <Vagisil> all beaurocratic crap
45:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> Lord simba, of Fern Gully
45:00 <Vagisil> lol fern gully
46:00 <Vagisil> worse than land before time
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> both great
46:00 <TheRiddler> schools n libraries dont need a face
46:00 <Thoth> Vagisil: I'm glad you're not saying education is a federal issue like most dipshits
46:00 <TheRiddler> or have
46:00 <Vagisil> LOL
46:00 <Vagisil> yeah
47:00 <Vagisil> 9 times out of 10 its not the schools problem why people have stupid kids
47:00 <Vagisil> kid is only at school 7 hours a day
47:00 <FredFlinstone> i think more like 10 out of 10
47:00 <Vagisil> rest of the time its at home with their brainless parents
47:00 <Thoth> I'm a firm believer that we should abolish mandatory voting. Make it voluntary. Most people don't want to vote anyway, or have enough education to make an informed choice
47:00 <FredFlinstone> agreed
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ori and The Blind Forest
47:00 <FredFlinstone> they are too lazy
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
47:00 <TheRiddler> wealthy vote only
47:00 <TheRiddler> oh wait
47:00 <Vagisil> nah dont make it voluntary to vote
47:00 <TheRiddler> that'll be for abbott
48:00 <Vagisil> make it.. only if you passed year 12
48:00 <Vagisil> or something
48:00 <FredFlinstone> that doesnt make you any more clever
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> you don't have to vote anyhow
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> and a non vote is still a vote
48:00 <FredFlinstone> I know too many dumb arses who passed year 12
48:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck knows how
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's politics!
48:00 <Vagisil> lol
48:00 <FredFlinstone> get away with murder these days
48:00 <Vagisil> and i reckon the senate members should have ZERO ties with the house of reps parties
49:00 <Vagisil> partys*
49:00 <Thoth> Education is shitty criteria
49:00 <Thoth> Although it does seem alarming every election the AEC sets up ballots in the prisons...
49:00 <Vagisil> lol
49:00 <Thoth> Because the political interests of prisoners matter
49:00 <Vagisil> its only their freedom weve removed.. nothing else :P
50:00 <TheRiddler> they live in free hotels
50:00 <simba> im still stoked my 'religion' excuse worked on my last voting fine
50:00 <TheRiddler> just with bars
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
50:00 <Thoth> simba = too dumb to vote
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm
50:00 <Vagisil> lol
50:00 <simba> that doesnt make sense
50:00 <Thoth> Shut the fuck up panda
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> all your doing is handing your vote to whomever is elected
50:00 <simba> genuinely voting for one of those people = dumb
50:00 <Vagisil> yep
50:00 <simba> youre the real sucka, Thoth
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck voting
51:00 <TheRiddler> 1 star hostels
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're dumb for not voting simba
51:00 <TheRon> a possible dangerfield trade back to victoria, woo hoo
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> and using religion as an excuse
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> dumb dum dmb
51:00 <TheRon> back to geelong
51:00 <FredFlinstone> with whom?
51:00 <Thoth> simba: you are right, there wasn't really a choice last election or the one before or the one before that
51:00 <FredFlinstone> well
51:00 <Vagisil> 1 billion catholics are using religion as an excuse too :P
51:00 <FredFlinstone> for whom?
51:00 <Vagisil> 1 more isnt gonna hurt :P
51:00 <TheRiddler> didn't dangerfield say he wanted to stay with adelaide?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> there was no choice, that's why people had the priveledge to vote.
51:00 <Thoth> simba: I still blame mandatory voting for that
52:00 <FredFlinstone> get rid of the toamhawk?
52:00 <FredFlinstone> thats a fair trade
52:00 <TheRon> dunno, he's gonna be a free agent next summer, trading him now would maximise his value for the crows
52:00 <TheRiddler> I'm more wondering where sanderson would end up
52:00 <TheRon> geelong or collingwood i think
52:00 <FredFlinstone> scrap heap?
52:00 <Thoth> Remember Kevin oh seven? What kind of politics is that shit?
52:00 <TheRiddler> and how many essendon players walk out
52:00 <Vagisil> thoth
52:00 <FredFlinstone> might be a few
52:00 <Vagisil> SIRI 16
53:00 <abc> about time they brought in on line voting .. no more polling booths
53:00 <TheRon> clubs are ready to pounce
53:00 <Thoth> Whats a siri?
53:00 <abc> and definitely compulsory
53:00 <Vagisil> lol
53:00 <Vagisil> apple voice thing
53:00 <TheRon> ryder should come to geelong
53:00 <Thoth> ...
53:00 <FredFlinstone> take him
53:00 <gunzo> brit meat,  why m i still banned from adelaide?
53:00 <TheRiddler> I hope sanderson comes to dogs
53:00 <TheRon> perfect fit i reckon
54:00 <Thoth> Apple can't win the election, they don't pay tax
54:00 <Vagisil> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10710824_718919038189119_991635625450551213_n.jpg?oh=807fa3f00c7834e742230668053f7fb7&oe=54912A92&__gda__=1418134537_0ca9b3797584c62e4418b9e8d38a8914
54:00 <TheRon> sando and mccartney are good mates
54:00 <simba> kevin07, julia 'jodie fosters new act' gillard and tony alien what a joek
54:00 <TheRiddler> the biggest rumour about dogs is that they're trading their pick and a player for gws first round to get wright
54:00 <Vagisil> thereew a great youtube video on abbott
55:00 <Thoth> We should make all the bachelor of politics students at usyd the next ministers of parliment
55:00 <Thoth> They know everything
55:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3IaKVmkXuk
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Tony Abbott, President of the USA of Australia (HBO) (Jun 2, 2014) 3:59 - Category: Entertainment - 2,005,333 views - 18,863 likes (98%), 383 dislikes (2%)
55:00 <Vagisil> fuck this vid makes me laugh
55:00 <Thoth> Like how to make coffee real nice
55:00 <TheRiddler> oh it was silverchair
56:00 <TheRiddler> where there's robot woman running the country
56:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShiShrR_nh8
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Silverchair - Anthem For The Year 2000 (Mar 6, 2011) 3:53 - Category: Music - 1,042,510 views - 5,486 likes (98.4%), 90 dislikes (1.6%)
57:00 <Floss> hi
57:00 <TheRiddler> hai Floss
57:00 <Floss> HI
57:00 <Thoth> Hail
57:00 <TheRiddler> did you get sims 4 running yet?
57:00 <Floss> no
57:00 <Floss> :(
57:00 <Floss> i doubt it would work on this laptop
57:00 <Fez> I clocked it
58:00 <Floss> if waix comes down im handballing the loungeroom pc to him to fix
58:00 <Floss> WTF AM I WATCHING
58:00 <Shadowgate> Floss your funny and cute lol'
58:00 <Floss> THE CHASER
58:00 <Shadowgate> Flo9ss is adorable awww
58:00 <Floss> oh god its awful
58:00 <TheRon> good show
59:00 <Shadowgate> Floss is adorable awww
59:00 <TheRon> funny?
59:00 <Thoth> no
59:00 <Floss> blow it out your fat arse Shadowgate.
59:00 <Shadowgate> lol floss is adorable
59:00 <Shadowgate> i wanna hug it
00:00 <Fez> Shadowgates is so polite
00:00 <Floss> ill be really adorable when i hold you down and shit in your ear
00:00 <Skirmish> Wasn't waix banging on about his mum dying or something today?
00:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
00:00 <Fez> Shadowgate: breasts?
00:00 <TheRon> way to bring the mood down waix
01:00 <Floss> is Shadowgate waix?
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> im all antsy
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> :D
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> Hansel & Gretel Homo Hunters
02:00 <simba> Im Peter PennyPacker
02:00 <TheRiddler> if you can runs sim 3 on the laptop you should be able to run sims 4
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm Frank Sidebottom
02:00 <TheRiddler> it's not that different
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> dl the movie FRANK simba :P
02:00 <simba> son of steele
03:00 <Floss> i could run sims 3 by itself no exp but one exp and it was fucked
03:00 <TheRiddler> damn
03:00 <Floss> so yeah i dunno
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> Rise of Stebie
03:00 <Floss> when i looked at this laptop i said to the dude "will this run sims 3 well"
03:00 <Floss> lol
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:00 <Floss> he mustve lied but it was like 2 and a half fkn grand
04:00 <TheRiddler> ouch
04:00 <Skirmish> $2500 that won't play a game?  LOL sucker 
04:00 <Vagisil> FPS lag playing solitaire
04:00 <Floss> i think its just cause its a bigger screen size
04:00 <Floss> its a samsung r780
04:00 <TheRiddler> you can get laptops for 1k now that can run games ok
04:00 <Vagisil> is that the one jane knocked off the table with her arse
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> my mate Sash would build you a gaming pc for 600 dollars
05:00 <Floss> omg boonge
05:00 <Floss> you fag
05:00 <Floss> lol
05:00 <Vagisil> =-)
05:00 <Floss> you SNEAKY CUNT
05:00 <Floss> bahaha
05:00 <FredFlinstone> coopers stout
05:00 <Floss> did she really knock it off a table? i dont remember that
05:00 <Skirmish> lol it's a 4yo laptop. 
06:00 <Vagisil> yeah ur grey one
06:00 <Vagisil> and it busted the charger port
06:00 <Vagisil> at edgewater
06:00 <matrix> Evening all
06:00 <FredFlinstone> arvo
06:00 <matrix> What's hanging
06:00 <Vagisil> Graphics chipset	Nvidia GeForce GT 330M
06:00 <FredFlinstone> nuffin here
07:00 <matrix> I see.  The geeks are talking old tech
07:00 <matrix> Must be a slow day
07:00 <FredFlinstone> yepps
07:00 <Vagisil> G3d MARK 369... lol
07:00 <Skirmish> That laptop would play sims4 fine. 
07:00 <matrix> But then I run windows 8 on my acer travel mate 7730
07:00 <Floss> oh im on the red one it was supposed to decently play sims 3
07:00 <matrix> And it seems ok
07:00 <Vagisil> dude look at the 3d mark score lol... 369 lol
07:00 <FredFlinstone> not into games
08:00 <FredFlinstone> only funny games
08:00 <matrix> I don't do games anymore
08:00 <FredFlinstone> boring
08:00 <Vagisil> i do rust, css and robocraft
08:00 <matrix> Cbf updating my perfectly good puter just for a game
08:00 <Vagisil> robocraft pwnz
08:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
08:00 <Vagisil> im running i7 990x and gtx 465 dual sli
08:00 <FredFlinstone> porn is easier
08:00 <Vagisil> circo 2009
08:00 <Vagisil> circa
08:00 <Skirmish> Goat Simulator. 
09:00 <Vagisil> refuse to upgrade
09:00 <Vagisil> go fermi
09:00 <FredFlinstone> physco?
09:00 <FredFlinstone> 2009
09:00 <matrix> Hmmm
09:00 <Vagisil> psycho*
09:00 <FredFlinstone> thats it
09:00 <Vagisil> :P
09:00 <FredFlinstone> vagina
09:00 <Skirmish> Were i7's even around 5 years ago? 
09:00 <Vagisil> yep
09:00 <Vagisil> socket 1366
09:00 <Vagisil> came out 2009
09:00 <FredFlinstone> socket
09:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck off 
09:00 <FredFlinstone> who would knwo that
10:00 <FredFlinstone> you must fuck your comp
10:00 <FredFlinstone> in the port
10:00 <Vagisil> lol
10:00 <Vagisil> only reason i would upgrade is for UEFI
10:00 <FredFlinstone> deffo
10:00 <matrix> Why do you need IF I
10:00 <Vagisil> for more than 2TB hard drive
10:00 <matrix> UEFI
10:00 <FredFlinstone> who fuckin cares
11:00 <FredFlinstone> stout goes straight to my head
11:00 <Vagisil> lol
11:00 <FredFlinstone> next I be putting on Acca Dacca
11:00 <matrix> I run a legacy freebsd system
11:00 <FredFlinstone> wont they be happy
11:00 <Vagisil> cant wait for ddr3 to plummet in price now DDR4 is released for non ecc
11:00 <matrix> With 2 3tb drives
11:00 <FredFlinstone> do you matrix?
11:00 <matrix> No UEFI
11:00 <matrix> And it works
11:00 <Vagisil> what board
12:00 <FredFlinstone> ironing
12:00 <matrix> It's on old Hp board
12:00 <matrix> With a core2 duo
12:00 <FredFlinstone> muvver of a thing
12:00 <Skirmish> 26 hours overtime. *fist pump*
12:00 <Vagisil> theyll still work
12:00 <Vagisil> but not fully
13:00 <Vagisil> how many volumes?
13:00 <matrix> I also ran a 3tb at full capacity on an older 755 gigabyte board too
13:00 <Vagisil> yeah it would be working properly
13:00 <Vagisil> wouldnt
13:00 <matrix> I split it into several now but works as one full volume too
13:00 <Vagisil> 28 bit limit
14:00 <matrix> Freebsd still uses chs access too
14:00 <matrix> Nix based system are different to windows
14:00 <TheRiddler> cnet claims it runs batman at 25fps on good detail
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo batman!!!!!!
14:00 <Vagisil> nothing to do with OS
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> i kept tryin to dl the dlc Cold, Cold Heart
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> but fkn
15:00 <TheRon> batman's a scientist?
15:00 <Vagisil> well.. very little to do with os
15:00 <matrix> Well tell that two my two 3tb we reds
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> you dl it for origins TheRiddler?
15:00 <FredFlinstone> sounds like it TheRon
15:00 <Vagisil> they arent working properly...
15:00 <Vagisil> guaranteed
15:00 <matrix> I get 80Mbps happily from them too
15:00 <Vagisil> hard drives will be on the old bios addressing system
15:00 <TheRiddler> err
15:00 <matrix> Sector aligned of course
15:00 <TheRiddler> arkham asylum
15:00 <matrix> Old bios pfft
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> its a 1.8 gig dlc
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> with Mr. Freeze :P
16:00 <matrix> Freebsd accesses via chs as I said
16:00 <matrix> No LBA or bitshift
16:00 <Vagisil> big deal
16:00 <TheRiddler> my pc is like 5yrs old now
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> my laptop is 5 yrs old lol
16:00 <matrix> You think you know a lot lol
16:00 <TheRiddler> !moo
16:00 <TheRiddler> oops
16:00 <matrix> You know windows world
16:00 <Vagisil> fuck off
16:00 <TheRiddler> moo: os: Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium - Service Pack 1 (6.1.7601) up: 1hr 46secs cpu: AMD Phenom(tm) II X4 965 Processor (x64) at 3400MHz (1% Load) gfx: Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. AMD Radeon Graphics Processor (0x6899) 1.00GB res: 1920x1080 32bit 60Hz ram: 3800/8191.2MB (46.39%) [|||||-----] hdd: C:\ 210.34GB/488.28GB D:\ 90.95GB/210.26GB net: Realtek PCIe GBE Family 
16:00 <TheRiddler> Controller - 0MB/s 0B In 0B Out
16:00 <Vagisil> got nothing to do with os
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> can use xbox one controllers with pc now <3
17:00 <Vagisil> its prob got some shit EFI chip
17:00 <matrix> The old Hp doesn't lol
17:00 <matrix> None at all
17:00 <matrix> Also ran them on an old Prescott system
17:00 <Vagisil> blah blah blah
18:00 <matrix> Yeah well you would respond like that when proven wrong
18:00 <Vagisil> lol
18:00 <Vagisil> just coz ur shit nix is interfacing with it in some cockcunted fashion
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> i need the key for windows 7
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> so i can have a perm wallpaper lol
19:00 <Vagisil> yay for fuckin software
19:00 <Doodle> 6969-6969-6969-6969
19:00 <matrix> Most servers that are worth there salt are based on nix
19:00 <FredFlinstone> yes Doodle
19:00 <Vagisil> even this PC will use a 4TB drive in a usb caddy.. thanks to software
20:00 <Vagisil> GPT support.. no fuckin chance
20:00 <matrix> Meh.  With WINE I can run plenty of windows based apps on lower specs than windows
20:00 <FredFlinstone> I love wine
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
20:00 <matrix> GPT lol - long before UEFI
20:00 <FredFlinstone> chardy and red
21:00 <Vagisil> *facepalm*
21:00 <Vagisil> UEFI doesnt use MBR
21:00 <Vagisil> it only uses GPT/GUID
21:00 <matrix> It may do
21:00 <Vagisil> lol.
21:00 <Vagisil> no
21:00 <matrix> But legacy can use GPT
21:00 <TheRon> a bottle of red, a bottle of white......
21:00 <FredFlinstone> thats it!
21:00 <FredFlinstone> go Billy
21:00 <Vagisil> Put windows 7 bootdisk in your computer
21:00 <Vagisil> start it
21:00 <Vagisil> go to BBS
21:00 <matrix> Windows lol
21:00 <Vagisil> it will come up with TWO DVD drives
21:00 <matrix> Child
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> put cum in it
22:00 <Vagisil> LEGACY BOOT
22:00 <Vagisil> UEFI/GUID BOOT
22:00 <matrix> Live in your windows world 
22:00 <Vagisil> you can still install using legacy
22:00 <Vagisil> but pointless
22:00 <Vagisil> same with ubuntu
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> I can't wait for Pandas Dont Drive; Tricycle Edition
23:00 <matrix> You can use GPT volumes on Freebsd too using the old chs access 
23:00 <Vagisil> big woop
23:00 <matrix> You know little grasshopper
23:00 <Vagisil> fuck off matrix
23:00 <FredFlinstone> wax on wax off
23:00 <Vagisil> ur a nub
23:00 <matrix> You make big noise but know nothing
23:00 <Vagisil> * Added matrix!*@* to ignore list
23:00 <FredFlinstone> I gonna turn the lights off too
23:00 <matrix> Lol
24:00 <Vagisil> fuck lights
24:00 <matrix> He's grumpy when he is proven wrong
24:00 <FredFlinstone> sounds it
24:00 <FredFlinstone> then again he is a vagina
24:00 <Vagisil> * Added *!*@18ec19ca.bigpond.net.au to ignore list
24:00 <matrix> Lol
24:00 <FredFlinstone> they are tempremental
24:00 <matrix> And he thinks advertising ignores is good
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> I have volumes of childrens books.
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> See spot
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> See spot play dead
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> Oh shit he's actually dead
25:00 <Vagisil> lol ive got an avi of all the spot episodes
25:00 <matrix> Attention seeking whore it is
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> See spot buried.
25:00 <Vagisil> and budgie the little helicopter...
25:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
25:00 <FredFlinstone> I have a budgie in my jox
25:00 <Vagisil> lol
25:00 <matrix> Lol
25:00 <Vagisil> nice
25:00 <matrix> Good place for it
25:00 <FredFlinstone> yepps
25:00 <Vagisil> thats pretty hot
26:00 <matrix> They don't call them budgie smugglers for nothing
26:00 <FredFlinstone> thats it
26:00 <FredFlinstone> mine talks
26:00 <FredFlinstone> and sings
26:00 <Vagisil> i wanna get that ferry boat fred series
26:00 <Vagisil> that was so good
26:00 <FredFlinstone> stands to attention too
27:00 <Vagisil> niiiiiice
27:00 <Vagisil> you should auction it off
27:00 <matrix> Anyway.   Back to reality for me.   I have a server to rebuild
27:00 <matrix> Ciao
27:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed you have
27:00 <FredFlinstone> ciao
27:00 <Vagisil> BRAAAAHHHP
28:00 <FredFlinstone> well all has gone quiet 
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmmm
28:00 <FredFlinstone> on the waterside
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> this gay dude ino wants to fuck me
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> he isnt bad lookin
28:00 <FredFlinstone> waterfront
28:00 <TheRon> bohemian rhapsody?
28:00 <Vagisil> lol
29:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
29:00 <FredFlinstone> cant wait to go away again
29:00 <Vagisil> IM YOUR VENUS
29:00 <Vagisil> EAT A PENIS
29:00 <FredFlinstone> and fuck right off
29:00 <TheRon> go the aussies
29:00 <FredFlinstone> yeshhhhhhh
30:00 <FredFlinstone> decided I gonna use my annexe now 
30:00 <Vagisil> hot
30:00 <FredFlinstone> put it on today
30:00 <FredFlinstone> wasnt easy but I found the right way
30:00 <Vagisil> we sold our camper trailer
30:00 <Vagisil> 4x4
30:00 <FredFlinstone> by myself
30:00 <Vagisil> scooter
30:00 <Vagisil> lol
30:00 <FredFlinstone> you now have a scooter?
30:00 <Vagisil> nah sold em
31:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
31:00 <FredFlinstone> why?
31:00 <Vagisil> moved to hells crack
31:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
31:00 <Vagisil> 4x4 was worth money... didnt wanna wreck it up here
31:00 <FredFlinstone> wtf is that
31:00 <Vagisil> halls creek
31:00 <FredFlinstone> not gap?
31:00 <Vagisil> lol
31:00 <Vagisil> south of kununurra
31:00 <FredFlinstone> where is halls creek
31:00 <FredFlinstone> oh other state
32:00 <Vagisil> 700kmish east of broome
32:00 <FredFlinstone> near cunnulingus?
32:00 <Vagisil> brought our ba falcon up lol
32:00 <TheRon> still trying to find that one
32:00 <FredFlinstone> i see
32:00 <FredFlinstone> too far north for my liking
32:00 <Vagisil> been searching for replacment 4x4 for ages
32:00 <Vagisil> cant decide
32:00 <FredFlinstone> I have done mine on a low scale
33:00 <FredFlinstone> not into heavy off road
33:00 <Vagisil> yeah neither any more
33:00 <FredFlinstone> not on my own anyway
33:00 <Vagisil> ours was only a DX gu 4.2 patrol
33:00 <Vagisil> but new motor, turbo kit
33:00 <Vagisil> 20 000kms.. so sold it 22grand
33:00 <Vagisil> im thinking mid 90s 2.8 rodeo or something
33:00 <FredFlinstone> bought a suzuki grand vitara and an A'van weekender adveture pack
33:00 <Vagisil> ewww avan
33:00 <FredFlinstone> cool
34:00 <FredFlinstone> get fucked
34:00 <Vagisil> lol
34:00 <Vagisil> too heavy
34:00 <FredFlinstone> did I say eww to your 4X4 trailer?
34:00 <Vagisil> shoulda got a cub spacematic :P
34:00 <TheRon> you may be right, i m maybe crazy
34:00 <FredFlinstone> nah this is fine
34:00 <Floss> GOTTA GOTTA GO TO DATCO
34:00 <FredFlinstone> suits me
34:00 <FredFlinstone> only 600KG
34:00 <Vagisil> ahh yeah thats ok
35:00 <FredFlinstone> easy to tow
35:00 <FredFlinstone> I push it
35:00 <Vagisil> our cub spacematic was 580kg.. king bed
35:00 <FredFlinstone> in to where I want
35:00 <FredFlinstone> yes I liked the Cubs
35:00 <FredFlinstone> but I went cheaper
35:00 <Vagisil> lol i sold ours for $3800
35:00 <FredFlinstone> wow
35:00 <FredFlinstone> how old?
35:00 <Vagisil> 99
35:00 <TheRon> surprised you didn't get some inverloch strange
35:00 <FredFlinstone> so old
36:00 <FredFlinstone> 15 years
36:00 <FredFlinstone> say that again TheRon
36:00 <TheRon> what?
36:00 <Vagisil> best model
36:00 <Vagisil> last of the spacematic
36:00 <BlackDevil> YouTube star's attempt to disguise sexual assault as prank backfires
36:00 <FredFlinstone> dont understand what you meant
36:00 <FredFlinstone> inverloch strange?
36:00 <TheRon> a root
36:00 <FredFlinstone> oh that lol
36:00 <FredFlinstone> nah no way
36:00 <FredFlinstone> was very quiet
37:00 <Vagisil> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/76010_10151582401475954_699205217_n.jpg?oh=e9542eac1cf3b3c6ca9b82dbdd9b40d1&oe=54C11055&__gda__=1422254886_669d97cc0103127e14f9dd4ec7cadbb6
37:00 <Vagisil> way better than the regal
37:00 <FredFlinstone> yes be better next time I go
37:00 <FredFlinstone> yes not bad vagina
38:00 <Vagisil> avan good but no extra floor space
38:00 <FredFlinstone> I decided I preferred a solid van
38:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
38:00 <FredFlinstone> I got a gazebo
38:00 <Vagisil> ahh yeah nice
38:00 <FredFlinstone> the next size up is great
38:00 <FredFlinstone> saw one at Inverloch if I was to upgrade
38:00 <Vagisil> yeah our next one will be a supavan
39:00 <FredFlinstone> they are ugly but nice inside
39:00 <Vagisil> love them
39:00 <FredFlinstone> I want to keep it as much like camping as possible
39:00 <BlackDevil> i hate these prank videos
39:00 <BlackDevil> all stupid
39:00 <FredFlinstone> not too many luxuries
39:00 <FredFlinstone> getting my solar done soon
40:00 <Vagisil> ahh nice
40:00 <Vagisil> we toured tassie in ours, so much fun
40:00 <FredFlinstone> what its got isnt pratical
40:00 <FredFlinstone> so I getting another 230watt panels and an inverter
41:00 <FredFlinstone> and go free
41:00 <Vagisil> mmm
41:00 <FredFlinstone> its only me
41:00 <Vagisil> we just had 2 batteries in the car.. and a battery in the camper
41:00 <Vagisil> fridge ran on lpg
41:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah so many diff ways
41:00 <FredFlinstone> dual battery and battery in camper thats a lot
42:00 <FredFlinstone> I have a small fridge
42:00 <Vagisil> yeh 50 amp lead to anderson plug on back of carf
42:00 <FredFlinstone> 42 litre
42:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
42:00 <Vagisil> put battery in camper as well so car could be detached and camper still had power
42:00 <FredFlinstone> it has a 95 amp deep cycle but I getting another 100 amp
43:00 <Vagisil> and then if ur a bit flat you can use all 3 batteries to start car :P
43:00 <FredFlinstone> at the mo fridges can charge in the car while it going
43:00 <FredFlinstone> yes lol
43:00 <FredFlinstone> heaven forbid
43:00 <Vagisil> lol
43:00 <Vagisil> yeah we tossed up engel with battery pack
44:00 <Vagisil> just stuck with 3way
44:00 <FredFlinstone> you can get some awesome battery jumpers now
44:00 <FredFlinstone> you gat anything you want!
44:00 <FredFlinstone> can
44:00 <FredFlinstone> get
44:00 <Vagisil> didnt need em haha.. as long as camper was connected to car.... press in parralel start button
44:00 <FredFlinstone> you need to draw the line somewhere
44:00 <Vagisil> and would link up all 3 batteries :P
44:00 <Thoth> what up I got a big cock
44:00 <Thoth> http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/5763392-3x2-940x627.jpg
44:00 <FredFlinstone> yes I getting parallet
45:00 <Vagisil> just make sure one battery is properly isolated.. they never install the red arcs properly
45:00 <FredFlinstone> a pro is doing this
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> and shoppin list done!
45:00 <FredFlinstone> not me lol
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> i oldschool i do it on paper
45:00 <FredFlinstone> CES
45:00 <Vagisil> yeah i got ARB to do mine and they fucked it
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> heard of paper?
45:00 <FredFlinstone> in melbz
45:00 <FredFlinstone> near me 
45:00 <Vagisil> accessories still on unisolated battery
45:00 <FredFlinstone> I did some work for em
45:00 <Vagisil> so you can still run all batteries flat.. its retarded
45:00 <FredFlinstone> nah I wouldt get ARB to do that
46:00 <FredFlinstone> you need a meter
46:00 <Vagisil> nah like.. say you left interior light on in car
46:00 <FredFlinstone> they did my bull bar and sidesteps
46:00 <Vagisil> (draining of original battery)
46:00 <FredFlinstone> shit
46:00 <FredFlinstone> mine turn off auto
46:00 <Vagisil> then did ur normal camping shit
47:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
47:00 <FredFlinstone> flat!
47:00 <FredFlinstone> fucked
47:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahahahaha
47:00 <Vagisil> yeh
47:00 <FredFlinstone> I need to go cook some barra
47:00 <FredFlinstone> BBL
47:00 <Vagisil> cya
48:00 <Vagisil> just gotta make sure there is a battery somewhere with nothing connected to it (acessories, etc)
51:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!!!
51:00 <Thoth> Dicks out for the gangas
52:00 <Vagisil> k
52:00 <Vagisil> NO POTASSIUM THANKS
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> wooo
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> almost time go buy cigs
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> so sick of this shit tobacco
53:00 <Thoth> #loserproblems
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> on fone eb
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> he sounds hot
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> #nomnom
54:00 <Thoth> Its okay I paid my tax so you can afford healthcare
54:00 <Thoth> Deserving? Probably not
55:00 <Floss> panda needs his prison smokes
55:00 <Thoth> LEL!
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> o dang i gotta put 40 down on this game
56:00 <Thoth> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10527866_10203462663019915_2165803919415700979_n.jpg?oh=e3805fe3991105c0ffd9b0e96cefeef0&oe=54C24CA9&__gda__=1418007581_9ad1a5453487b97b4a29d8512b9275d2
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo ryse for 57 bux new
56:00 <Thoth> Fucking hoons these days
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> can get new for 50 on gumtree but
56:00 <Vagisil> fuck me another rust update
56:00 <Crip> nice park
57:00 <Vagisil> ryse is 40usd on steam
57:00 <Crip> tf2 is free
57:00 <Crip> WINNER
57:00 <MJsGrl> how do u make the bold type?
57:00 <Crip> I hit  and then type
57:00 <Crip> f4
58:00 <Crip> or hold cntrl key and hit b then type
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> meh@steam
58:00 <Crip> MEH
58:00 <TheRon> yes\
59:00 <Pyro-> Kfancy
59:00 <Pyro-> 	hmm
00:00 <}][[^aLiEn8D\Romeo_> so who's smoking weed today?
00:00 <Thoth> Faggots
00:00 <TheRon> don't smoke weed
00:00 <}][[^aLiEn8D\Romeo_> i ave bout 3 cones left
00:00 <}][[^aLiEn8D\Romeo_> ok ok
00:00 <}][[^aLiEn8D\Romeo_> anyone had coffee though?
00:00 <}][[^aLiEn8D\Romeo_> ?
00:00 <}][[^aLiEn8D\Romeo_> don't swear troth
01:00 <}][[^aLiEn8D\Romeo_> don't swear thoth
01:00 <}][[^aLiEn8D\Romeo_> :)
01:00 <Thoth> Saemon will smash u kunt
01:00 <}][[^aLiEn8D\Romeo_> saemon is 
01:00 <TheRon> saemon will smash your arse
01:00 <Thoth> Yea and he'll like it
01:00 <}][[^aLiEn8D\Romeo_> i'd probably enjoy that
01:00 <}][[^aLiEn8D\Romeo_> :>
01:00 <}][[^aLiEn8D\Romeo_> who will smash your arse?
02:00 <TheRon> prison appeals to saemon, no idea why
02:00 <alienated> hi Theron
02:00 <TheRon> hello
02:00 <alienated> how r u today?
02:00 <alienated> :)
02:00 <TheRon> alright
02:00 <TheRon> bit warm
02:00 <alienated> cool
02:00 <alienated> ahh
03:00 <alienated> i have bread coming my way
03:00 <alienated> or do i?
03:00 <alienated> fuck it
03:00 <alienated> need some fish
04:00 <iwillsmashyourarseharder> anyway
04:00 <Vagisil> VAGINA
04:00 <iwillsmashyourarseharder> only got 1 drink left
04:00 <iwillsmashyourarseharder> hi vagisil
04:00 <iwillsmashyourarseharder> hi Loof
04:00 <Loof> sup
05:00 <TheRon> loof hows the asian wife?
05:00 <romeo> weeeeeeeeeeed & coffeeeeeee & porrrrrn
05:00 <romeo> Loof how are you today?
05:00 <BlackDevil> TheRon http://i.4cdn.org/b/1411452709068.webm
05:00 <Loof> high
05:00 <romeo> cool
05:00 <romeo> me too
05:00 <TheRon> wow
05:00 <Vagisil> awesome nipples
05:00 <Loof> nice
05:00 <romeo> are you hungry by any chance?
05:00 <romeo> ::)
06:00 <romeo> :)
06:00 <romeo> *
06:00 <Loof> nope just ate a shitload of kabana
06:00 <romeo> ahh
06:00 <romeo> okay
06:00 <romeo> cool
06:00 <Vagisil> yucky cunt flap
06:00 <Thoth> hey romeo, panda was saying earlier...
06:00 <romeo> do you like any sorts of food?
06:00 <Thoth> 11:47 < RogersRammingJet> 0411 965 970
06:00 <Loof> italian
06:00 <romeo> sex phone line huh
07:00 <romeo> Italian is interesting
07:00 <romeo> i like chinese the most
07:00 <Vagisil> fried lemon chicken
07:00 <Vagisil> and salt n pepper chicken
07:00 <Vagisil> so good
07:00 <romeo> mmm yeah
07:00 <Loof> chinese, thai, japanese, korean, viet all god
07:00 <romeo> :)
07:00 <Loof> good
07:00 <Thoth> If any of you guys have some deer meat, I'll trade you for meth
07:00 <TheRon> asian fairy food
07:00 <Vagisil> can u still get horse meat in perth
07:00 <romeo> Loof do you have your own place?
07:00 <Thoth> You can get Zebra in the UK
07:00 <Thoth> I ate that bad boi
08:00 <TheRon> my orders simple, i a shitload of dim sims and a bucket of soy sauce
08:00 <Vagisil> LOL
08:00 <Loof> renting romeo
08:00 <Vagisil> man i was on spirit of tasmania last year
08:00 <Vagisil> filled up on dim sims
08:00 <Vagisil> and spring rolls
08:00 <Vagisil> got thru the heads
08:00 <Vagisil> spewed it all up
08:00 <TheRon> speaking words of wisdom, let it be
08:00 <Thoth> spirit of tas is pretty lame
08:00 <Vagisil> yeh
08:00 <Thoth> slow and overpriced
09:00 <Vagisil> the old one was boss
09:00 <romeo> ok ok cool
09:00 <Vagisil> the new one is so shit
09:00 <Vagisil> so cramped
09:00 <Thoth> Also it doesn't go to syd anymore. Stops in fucking melbourne. Fuck that shithole
09:00 <Vagisil> lol
09:00 <Vagisil> i remember 1997 going across
09:00 <Vagisil> so much fun
09:00 <Loof> only problem with the spirit of tasmania: it goes to tasmania
09:00 <Vagisil> got told off for playing in the lift
10:00 <Thoth> tasmania > melbourne
10:00 <Vagisil> epic restaurants
10:00 <Vagisil> this new one.. LAMEBOAT
10:00 <Thoth> They have wilderness. Melbourne has coffee. Fucking everyone has coffee
10:00 <romeo> so much aye
10:00 <Vagisil> melbourne has secret coffee lol
10:00 <romeo> so much Fun aye
10:00 <Vagisil> we drove from perth... such a good holiday
10:00 <romeo> Vagisil can you cook?
10:00 <Vagisil> yeh unna
10:00 <Thoth> Doesn't even have character, like sydney's lack of & failing public transport
11:00 <romeo> mmms cool
11:00 <Thoth> Its just dumb cunts everywhere, and coffee
11:00 <Thoth> and more dumb cunts
11:00 <romeo> vagisil cooked anything recently?
11:00 <romeo> your the dumb ****
11:00 <TheRon> like frankston?
11:00 <romeo> yes
11:00 <romeo> or 
11:00 <romeo> no
11:00 <romeo> scotland
12:00 <alienated> _
12:00 <Vagisil> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/v/t1.0-9/644258_10151740388830954_802736535_n.jpg?oh=9f3c9041c87e5ea332006bbfb5a60699&oe=54924059&__gda__=1422520587_35e896e1f7d97b250c600a9194a4129e
12:00 <alienated> fick that post made me higher
12:00 <alienated> fuck that post made me higher
12:00 <alienated> :>
12:00 <alienated> cheers vagisil
12:00 <TheRon> bring me a higher love
12:00 <alienated> :P
13:00 <Vagisil> the best of where we are now
13:00 <Vagisil> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10632853_10152396832245954_3733452992017553022_n.jpg?oh=b4a5d8c9e7c9a77c1028018d7ee19c03&oe=5487FF3B&__gda__=1421854276_29c22650d46b4b88bef6357f3b9444cc
13:00 <Vagisil> lol
13:00 <alienated> so anyone had any dreams to talk about?
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> oer
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> watchdogs is 67 bux at eb
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> on ps4
14:00 <Vagisil> what about borderlands prequel
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> havent played borderlands :P
14:00 <alienated> Kara ps4
14:00 <alienated> hi stevenn
14:00 <TheRon> queen - killer queen
14:00 <Vagisil> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t31.0-8/10661812_10152396831280954_9171069935461002634_o.jpg
14:00 <Thoth> Last night I dreamt about fucking Jacqui Lambie in the ass
14:00 <TheRon> next election she will be fucked in the ass
14:00 <alienated> Thoth do you get much sex?
14:00 <Vagisil> lol
15:00 <Thoth> It wasn't about sex
15:00 <Vagisil> i hope palmer croaks before next election
15:00 <alienated> ok
15:00 <alienated> mmm
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> bs
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want Palmer as pm
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> it'll be a riot
15:00 <alienated> bspm
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> id love to see what happens.
15:00 <Vagisil> lol
15:00 <Thoth> Clive Palmer is already prime minister of south korea
15:00 <FredFlinstone> barra is ready
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> let's get some excitement fkn goin over there lol
15:00 <alienated> pmbs
15:00 <TheRon> whats the wife having?
16:00 <Vagisil> i just cant wait for ford n holden to close up shop
16:00 <FredFlinstone> stir fry
16:00 <Vagisil> importing cars gonna be so much better
16:00 <FredFlinstone> with daughter
16:00 <alienated> Theron are you getting much sex?
16:00 <FredFlinstone> he may as well be married
16:00 <TheRon> does with myself count?
16:00 <stevenn> Hi alienated~
16:00 <alienated> HI YA man
16:00 <mrdanger> I wonder how long they will both to keep the holden badge
16:00 <alienated> Stevenn how are you today?
17:00 <Vagisil> yeah dunno
17:00 <alienated> im happy cause i hacve food
17:00 <TheRon> does liking billy joel pull chicks?
17:00 <alienated> HAVE*
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> hi stevenn asl?
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> u hot chick?
17:00 <alienated> im happy cause i have food
17:00 <Vagisil> did u see the next model suburban is coming back to australia?
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahaha
17:00 <Vagisil> with all the cadillac/chev stuff
18:00 <alienated> Vagisil go much done today?
18:00 <Vagisil> just ya mum
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> alienated ur alive bro
18:00 <alienated> hi Pyro
18:00 <matrix> Oops alive
18:00 <alienated> aliveeeee
18:00 <matrix> Looks even
18:00 <Pyro-> hio
18:00 <matrix> Not dead yet
18:00 <alienated> :)
18:00 <matrix> Oh I am alive too
18:00 <matrix> Lol
18:00 <TheRon> who here watches utopia??
18:00 <alienated> how are we all today?
18:00 <TheRon> it's funny stuff
18:00 <matrix> Tired cranky
19:00 <matrix> And annoyed
19:00 <Vagisil> i like the pwnbot
19:00 <alienated> i might need another coffee
19:00 <matrix> Next
19:00 <alienated> i seen some utopia
19:00 <alienated> but i prefer death in paradise
19:00 <TheRon> dave o'neil was a pisser
19:00 <Vagisil> yuck
19:00 <Vagisil> ben miller was good
20:00 <Vagisil> kris marshall is a cunt
20:00 <alienated> sex is bad mm k
20:00 <FredFlinstone> skin is yummo
20:00 <alienated> ).
20:00 <TheRon> you're not doing it right
21:00 <alienated> ok
21:00 <Vagisil> when the river runs red
21:00 <Vagisil> drown the bitch.
21:00 <alienated> drugs are fucking seeping in
21:00 <TheRon> change sides at half time
21:00 <alienated> need an upper
21:00 <alienated> upper HAND
21:00 <FredFlinstone> bloody mozzies
21:00 <alienated> :>
22:00 <TheRon> darling, it's your turn to mop up
22:00 <Vagisil> ahahah
22:00 <alienated> FredFlinstone it was nice to have sex with your wiife last night
22:00 <FredFlinstone> good for you
22:00 <alienated> :)
22:00 <FredFlinstone> is that why she is so grumpy?
22:00 <Vagisil> http://open.spotify.com/track/53t73XPrFMzaAoIYnobFHG
23:00 <alienated> i'd prefr i gyro than i pyro
23:00 <alienated> i'd prefer i gyro than i pyro
23:00 <alienated> FredFlinstone it was nice to have sex with your wife last night
23:00 <TheRon> http://www.pandora.com/survivor/eye-of-tiger/eye-of-tiger
23:00 <alienated> is there such thing as internet tv?
23:00 <alienated> is there such a thing as internet tv?
24:00 <Vagisil> me and my teddy bear, have no worries have no cares! me and my teddy bear play and play all dayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
24:00 <alienated> **skin**
24:00 <Vagisil> i love my teddy bear hes got one eye got no hair! but i love my teddy bear we play and play all dayyyyyyyyyy
24:00 <alienated> Vagisl can you pimp my alter-ego?
24:00 <Vagisil> nothanks
24:00 <alienated> Vagisil can you pimp my alter-ego?
24:00 <alienated> damn
24:00 <Vagisil> <--waix
24:00 <alienated> is there such a thing as internet tv?
25:00 <alienated> parasites 
25:00 <alienated> toast house
25:00 <alienated> roadhouse
25:00 <alienated> i m tripping balls
25:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJJ1h_eRjUc
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lift-Off opening and credits (Jul 21, 2010) 2:06 - Category: Film & Animation - 66,076 views - 178 likes (97.8%), 4 dislikes (2.2%)
25:00 <Vagisil> remember the face altogether now!
25:00 <alienated> www.freeinternetsex.com
25:00 <Vagisil> real friends are beneath the skin!
26:00 <Vagisil> into the unknown because it feels good, no entry will clash with our kin
26:00 <alienated> DOMAIN
26:00 <alienated> M
26:00 <alienated> A
26:00 <Vagisil> lift off land is a magical place
26:00 <alienated> S
26:00 <alienated> T
26:00 <Vagisil> but who can say just wher eit is
26:00 <alienated> E
26:00 <Vagisil> bop bpo bpo
26:00 <alienated> R
27:00 <Vagisil> COMEO N AND LIFT OFF, with lotus and ec beverly rocky and us, weve opened our eyes and we're flying up high!
27:00 <alienated> sky high baby
28:00 <alienated> plants need to grow high like trees do
28:00 <alienated> skin bleeds
28:00 <TheRon> flame trees will blind the weary driver
28:00 <Vagisil> If jesus had been killed at the hands of Vlad the impaler, I'm pretty sure the Dhimmi kafirs not only would have no problems with anal sex but prefer it to missionary. So mother Thereesa would be called an anal instead of a missionary
29:00 <alienated> yes true
29:00 <TheRon> damn kaffir lovers
29:00 <Vagisil> lol
30:00 <TheRon> i love al green
30:00 <Vagisil> its not easy
30:00 <green> cool
30:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFwoG2P-s6U
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Widget the World Watcher Intro Opening (Apr 18, 2006) 1:24 - Category: Entertainment - 447,318 views - 823 likes (97.1%), 25 dislikes (2.9%)
30:00 <TheRon> pimpin' ain't easy
31:00 <Vagisil> was destined to hear the cry, a watcher known as widget he shot down from the sky!!!!
31:00 <ALIENATED> YEAH URE LEGS GET BROKEN OFF FROM WALKING TO DEALERS
31:00 <Vagisil> woah woah... WIDGET THE WORLD WATCHER
32:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> now im hungry
33:00 <TheRon> i close my eyes, only for a moment and the moments gone......
34:00 <TheRon> dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind
35:00 <TheRon> what are people doing for the grand final??
35:00 <FredFlinstone> pub
36:00 <ness> going to the pub
36:00 <TheRon> bro's barbie
36:00 <FredFlinstone> nice
36:00 <TheRon> the sister in law promised chicks
37:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> TheRon words are just dust? in deserts of soun.
37:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> TheRon words are just dust? in deserts of sound.
37:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
37:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah right
37:00 <TheRon> i know
37:00 <FredFlinstone> prolly chickens
37:00 <FredFlinstone> who turn into chooks
38:00 <TheRon> hopefully the mate brings the keg of homebrew
38:00 <FredFlinstone> indeedy
38:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> anyone here like duck?
38:00 <FredFlinstone> its ok
38:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> ahh
38:00 <FredFlinstone> a tad rich and fatty
38:00 <TheRon> i find the sauces for duck a bit sweet
38:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> ok 
39:00 <FredFlinstone> chinese duck
39:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> do you like pok?
39:00 <FredFlinstone> in paper whatever is ok
39:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> do you like pork?
39:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
39:00 <TheRon> i like poh
39:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> ahh cool
39:00 <FredFlinstone> have it once a year
39:00 <FredFlinstone> the leg in the weber
39:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IeRvCnlngQ
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mr Squiggle's B'day! (Jul 1, 2009) - Category: Entertainment - 60,816 views - likes (93.4%), 5 dislikes (6.6%)
39:00 <TheRon> is the weber worth the investment?
39:00 <FredFlinstone> poh likes pork
39:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> anyone live near a lake?
40:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
40:00 <FredFlinstone> does roasts bewdy
40:00 <FredFlinstone> and cant tell ya how much I like my baby Q
40:00 <FredFlinstone> the barbie
40:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> so got any meat? to cook that is
40:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> ...
40:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
40:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> ah damn
41:00 <FredFlinstone> just had fish
41:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> ah okay
41:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> cool
41:00 <TheRon> ahhh look at all the lonely people
41:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> fishy fishy fishy
41:00 <FredFlinstone> wife jumped up and down I had marinara
41:00 <TheRon> all the lonely where do they all come from
41:00 <TheRon> people
41:00 <FredFlinstone> coburg
41:00 <Vagisil> MY HAND MISS JANE
41:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> i wanna flood the whole room
42:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> gyro
42:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> ?
42:00 <FredFlinstone> oh why is that?
42:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> why oh why
42:00 <FredFlinstone> indeedy
42:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> hehe
42:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> fishy fishy fishy
42:00 <FredFlinstone> yesh
42:00 <FredFlinstone> lubbly
43:00 <FredFlinstone> vagina!
43:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> gyro
43:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> vagisil
43:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> vagisil vagina
43:00 <FredFlinstone> that too
43:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> :>
43:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
44:00 <FredFlinstone> so who are you going to fuck after the GF TheRon ?
44:00 <FredFlinstone> player that is
44:00 <FredFlinstone> or is there only one for you?
44:00 <TheRon> i'll be in geelong so, jimmy bartel
44:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
44:00 <FredFlinstone> woohoo
44:00 <FredFlinstone> hed have a hairy arse
45:00 <TheRon> best looking man in footy
45:00 <FredFlinstone> yes very cute
45:00 <FredFlinstone> his gf isnt ugly either
45:00 <TheRon> only an obstacle
45:00 <FredFlinstone> luke hodge isnt bad
46:00 <TheRon> i've never found hodge attractive
46:00 <FredFlinstone> we were sitting next to him a few years ago at MV 
46:00 <FredFlinstone> sis couldnt keep her eyes off him
46:00 <FredFlinstone> he isnt ugky
46:00 <TheRon> levi casboult?
46:00 <FredFlinstone> oh fuck
46:00 <FredFlinstone> dog ugly
47:00 <TheRon> look at us being so picky
47:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
47:00 <ness> oh i should have gone to gym but ate my dinner instead
47:00 <FredFlinstone> but I am
47:00 <FredFlinstone> swallow from north is cute wife likes him
47:00 <TheRon> ness any players you wanna give a good seeing to?
48:00 <ness> i hate football
48:00 <FredFlinstone> just look at their arses
48:00 <TheRon> whats your point?
48:00 <ness> im going to the pub for a steak and to see friends
48:00 <FredFlinstone> but you ate dinner
48:00 <ness> fuck footballers, nothing special
48:00 <FredFlinstone> so you do
48:00 <ness> oh i thought u meant for grand final
48:00 <FredFlinstone> no
48:00 <FredFlinstone> now
48:00 <TheRon> just in general
48:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> hi ness how are you today?
49:00 <ness> yeah im ok
49:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> cool
49:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> eaten much today?
49:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> i had some chips
49:00 <ness> nah ive been pretty good, until now
49:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> ness i hat afl too
50:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> ness i hate afl too
50:00 <ness> had chicken, chips and peas with gravy.........mmmmmmm
50:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> ah cool
50:00 <TheRon> mnmmmm....fattening
50:00 <ness> i know
50:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> ness will you be dressing up for dinner?
50:00 <ness> no i just threw off my work clothes and sat on the couch
50:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> ahh
51:00 <FredFlinstone> are you naked now?
51:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> ness can you talk to women?
51:00 <TheRon> for the purposes of irc, yes!
51:00 <ness> what?
51:00 <FredFlinstone> too many questions?
52:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_>  ,
52:00 <FredFlinstone> I cant even be bothered drinking
52:00 <ness> i can talk to everyone
52:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> ah cool
52:00 <ness> why do you ask?
52:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> well
52:00 <TheRon> i have trouble attracting a mate
52:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> i want to know things
52:00 <ness> about women?
53:00 <FredFlinstone> you want my mate TheRon ?
53:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> about life in general
53:00 <FredFlinstone> please take her
53:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> ever felt retarded ness?
53:00 <TheRon> i don't want cast offs
53:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
53:00 <ness> what the fuck?
53:00 <FredFlinstone> she might perform for you
53:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> who the fuck is gunna say yes to that
53:00 <TheRon> but she doesn't for you
54:00 <FredFlinstone> so?
54:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> i fuck up that question
54:00 <FredFlinstone> I might be the prob
54:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> new one
54:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
54:00 <ness> are you fuckers high?
54:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> ness do you have much charm with the ladies?
54:00 <FredFlinstone> orf course
54:00 <TheRon> queen - somebody to love
54:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> i was born high
54:00 <ness> dude, I like cock
54:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> so your a chick aye
54:00 <FredFlinstone> oh where are you?
54:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> cool
55:00 <ness> omfg....
55:00 <ness> nfi
55:00 <TheRon> is romeo being romeo?
55:00 <FredFlinstone> perhaps
55:00 <Skirmish> ROFL those crazy asians.  "It's not rape, it's a snuggle with a struggle". 
55:00 <Skirmish> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fashion/sm-supermalls-pulls-tshirt-saying-its-not-rape-its-a-snuggle-with-a-struggle/story-fnet01u7-1227068124341
55:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> hehe
56:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> ness do you have long hair?
56:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> i could eat a horse
56:00 <ness> medium length
56:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> ah cool
56:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> what color is it?
57:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> mine is brown
57:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> short too
57:00 <Skirmish> Any colour except red is good.
57:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> don't say that
57:00 <TheRon> can anybody find me somebody to love
57:00 <FredFlinstone> I am going back inside
57:00 <FredFlinstone> cbf drinking
57:00 <ness> im not a ranger
57:00 <ness> wranger rather
58:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> drink coffee it rots your guts the same way booze does
58:00 <TheRon> australia doesn't like the club and bag technique
58:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> ness did you sleep well last night?
58:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> i did i think
59:00 <TheRon> goo goo dolls - iris
59:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> got up early
59:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> i`got up early
59:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> TheRon so 1995
59:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> :P
59:00 <TheRon> yes and?
59:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> and i wanna fuck everything
00:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> mash all thse keyboards up
00:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> im a bad man sometimes
00:00 <TheRon> i'm looking for an attractive bovine with a view to long term relationship
00:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> need to know how ness is feeling about the conversation
00:00 <Vagisil> i like the way you move
01:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> i like the way i wank
01:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> :)
01:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> i ned a fish tank
01:00 <]_hackT|Romeo_> i need a fish tank
01:00 <\Green_> hi beegirl
01:00 <TheRon> it's good to be green
02:00 <\Green_> yep
02:00 <\Green_> :)
02:00 <bee_girl> Sure is 
02:00 <FredFlinstone> movie soon
02:00 <FredFlinstone> xfuctor is on tonight
02:00 <\Green_> hi beegirl
02:00 <TheRon> fuck
02:00 <FredFlinstone> none here
02:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Yn-2YuWMUo
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Peter Kay Misheard Lyrics (May 6, 2013) 6:53 - Category: Comedy - 374,315 views - likes (97.4%), dislikes (2.6%) dislikes (2.6%)
03:00 <FredFlinstone> what about there?
03:00 <bee_girl> Hi \Green_Romeo 
03:00 <\Green_Romeo> :)
03:00 <\Green_Romeo> how are you today?
03:00 <\Green_Romeo> ive been hungry and awake
03:00 <\Green_Romeo> since like 8 am
03:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
04:00 <TheRon> come together
04:00 <TheRon> over me
04:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
04:00 <FredFlinstone> you are such a tart
04:00 <TheRon> beatles
04:00 <FredFlinstone> I know
04:00 <FredFlinstone> so original that
04:00 <\Green_Romeo> Fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
04:00 <FredFlinstone> trout ffs
05:00 <FredFlinstone> rainbow at least
05:00 <FredFlinstone> must be a MIRC user for sure
05:00 <TheRon> murray have trout
05:00 <FredFlinstone> I know delish
05:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
05:00 <\Green_Romeo> so bee girl
06:00 <FredFlinstone> slutter
06:00 <FredFlinstone> arent yuo married you whore?
07:00 <\Green_Romeo> hole in one
07:00 <\Green_Romeo> :)
07:00 <TheRon> you scared her off
07:00 <\Green_Romeo> bullshit
07:00 <\Green_Romeo> you did 
07:00 <\Green_Romeo> :P
07:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
07:00 <FredFlinstone> sandy tomorrow for lunchies
08:00 <FredFlinstone> celebaration
08:00 <FredFlinstone> Kool and the gang gonna be there
08:00 <TheRon> i ain't too proud to beg
08:00 <FredFlinstone> we know
09:00 <TheRon> temptations?
09:00 <FredFlinstone> thats it
09:00 <Vagisil> TROPHY BASS MOFO
09:00 <ness> omg im sooooo tired
09:00 <Vagisil> KOOLIO
10:00 <FredFlinstone> anybody seen the series "Outlander"?
10:00 <Vagisil> you're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine you make me take of my shoes before u let me get in
10:00 <Vagisil> I CANT BELIEVE YOUD KISS YOUR COCK AT NIGHT
11:00 <FredFlinstone> omg who are you talking to?
11:00 <TheRon> if blokes could blow themselves there's be do need for women
11:00 <TheRon> no
11:00 <Vagisil> ive never understood that hey
11:00 <Vagisil> fuckin harpin on about homos n shit
11:00 <Vagisil> but if you could suck ur own cock u would
11:00 <Vagisil> i dont understand
11:00 <Vagisil> i suppose just coz u can wank urself u dont wank other dudes
12:00 <Vagisil> but blowjobs is going a bit far
12:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
12:00 <FredFlinstone> where is Saemon?
12:00 <TheRon> why do kangaroos lick their own genitals?
12:00 <TheRon> because they can
12:00 <FredFlinstone> cos they can
12:00 <Vagisil> lol
12:00 <Vagisil> you know the best thing about kangaroos
13:00 <Vagisil> if u fuck em from behind they cant kick ya
13:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
13:00 <TheRon> they'd find a way
13:00 <FredFlinstone> as if fuck from the front
13:00 <Vagisil> lol
13:00 <TheRon> and we wonder why chicks don't chat on here
13:00 <Vagisil> umm coz its mirc
13:00 <Vagisil> circa 1994
14:00 <ness> lol
14:00 <ness> yeah im reliving my youth
14:00 <Vagisil> holy shit
14:00 <Vagisil> hyundai have just made a 521kw sonata
14:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> ness been on any good holidays?
15:00 <FredFlinstone> wow I am gonna wank to that
15:00 <Vagisil> http://www.hyundai.com.au/about-hyundai/news/articles/hyundai-with-bisimoto-521kw-sonata
15:00 <FredFlinstone> this isnt MIRC
15:00 <ness> nope but im off to Bali soon....woo hoo
15:00 <FredFlinstone> this is IRC
15:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> ah okay cool
15:00 <Vagisil> fuck me
15:00 <Vagisil> 2.4L
15:00 <Vagisil> 521kw
16:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> ness are you gunna go swimming at the beach?
17:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> vagisil are you a chick?
17:00 <ness> im not much of a swimmer.  prevented by two floatation devices
17:00 <Vagisil> lol no
17:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> ah okay cool
17:00 <Vagisil> i hate swimming
17:00 <Vagisil> its fucked
17:00 <Vagisil> death to all beach sharks though
17:00 <Vagisil> fuck the lot of em
17:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> ness do you have swimwear that you can wear?
18:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> i just swim in my shorts
18:00 <zaim> worst acting in home & away right now
18:00 <ness> yeah a few pairs of bikinis
18:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> cool
18:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> ness do you like to get drunk?
18:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> i sure do
18:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> i love to get drunk
19:00 <ness> once in a blue moon.  im not much of a drinker these days
19:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> ok ok
19:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> :)
20:00 <Vagisil> tits
21:00 <ness> ok, fuck it.  going to the gym
25:00 <Vagisil> man i love this movie
25:00 <Skirmish> lol @ you guys drooling over ness. 
25:00 <Vagisil> pitch perfect
26:00 <Skirmish> She's so abrupt I think there is a chance ness is a lesbian. 
26:00 <Sponge> is ness beautiful?
27:00 <Skirmish> The butch kind.
27:00 <Skirmish> I am going to watch Gotham. Night to you all.
28:00 <bee_girl> Night 
28:00 <SpanishGuy> Hi bee_girl 
39:00 <Saemon> wooooo
39:00 <Saemon> im so bored
40:00 <Floss> tell us a story
40:00 <Vagisil> niggatits
41:00 <DemonsRun> FAGGOTTSSSSSSS <3
42:00 <Saemon> DemonsRun
42:00 <Saemon> .
42:00 <Saemon> we cross paths again.
42:00 <DemonsRun> fuck up wanker.
43:00 <Saemon> scuse me?
43:00 <Saemon> wats your problem?
43:00 <DemonsRun> you read it.
43:00 <Saemon> i havent said anything nasty to you
43:00 <Rak> punch him
43:00 <Saemon> why are you starting trouble?
43:00 <Rak> fisty cuffs
43:00 <Floss> fight fight fight fight
43:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
43:00 <Saemon> Ops are you seeing this?
43:00 <Rak> hahahaha
43:00 <DemonsRun> Saemon they wont disagree with me
43:00 <DemonsRun> they never have.
44:00 <Rak> just like justice, they are blind
44:00 <Saemon> tssch
44:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
44:00 <Saemon> who do you think you are DemonsRun
44:00 <Saemon> ur nothin
44:00 <DemonsRun> "i got another man, and he aint nothin like you!"
44:00 <DemonsRun> fuck i love this song
45:00 <Saemon> Picard
45:00 <Picard> Saemon
45:00 <Picard> how are you lad?
46:00 <Saemon> not bad monami
46:00 <Saemon> yourself?
46:00 <Picard> fine
48:00 <Saemon> demoq
48:00 <Saemon> DemonsRun
49:00 <DemonsRun> what do you want maggot?
49:00 <Floss> http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/32/32cb1d92fc388bbc42b53b6dec9124e25fe445dda804acaf646fd596de5c2646.jpg
49:00 <Saemon> hows your day been?
49:00 <Doodle> how'd ya day go ya dago
50:00 <DemonsRun> <Saemon> you're making me look bad in front of everyone in the room. speak to me with some fucking respect.
50:00 <DemonsRun> LOOOOOOOOOOL
50:00 <DemonsRun> respect is earnt mate.
50:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Aretha Franklin - Respect.mp3 (3.47MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:47)
50:00 <Saemon> lol wtf
51:00 <Saemon> why do you make up fake logs for DemonsRun
51:00 <Saemon> thats pathetic
51:00 <Saemon> i never said that
51:00 <Fez> Mate
51:00 <DemonsRun> <DemonsRun> 11::: 8( Prive Blocker Please Be Patient 8) 11:::
51:00 <DemonsRun> <Saemon> you're making me look bad in front of everyone in the room. speak to me with some fucking respect.
51:00 <DemonsRun> <DemonsRun> 11::: 8( Accepted 8) 11:::
51:00 <DemonsRun> <DemonsRun> go fuck yourself
51:00 <DemonsRun> :)
51:00 <Doodle> lol
51:00 <Saemon> pfffft lol anyone can make fake logs
51:00 <simba> okkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
51:00 <DemonsRun> would you like the screen shot? LOL
52:00 <Doodle> woooo
52:00 <DemonsRun> HAHAHAHA
52:00 <DemonsRun> actually laughing.
52:00 <DemonsRun> hai simba <#
52:00 <DemonsRun> <3
52:00 <Doodle> thats him in your pm all night now simba
52:00 <simba> its safe now
52:00 <simba> hello !!!!
52:00 <simba> welcome back 
52:00 <Doodle> saaaafe nowwwwwwww
52:00 <DemonsRun> TY!
53:00 <Picard> that didnt end well.
53:00 <Floss> lol
53:00 <Floss> dont poke the bear
53:00 <DemonsRun> i like how he claims they were fake haha
54:00 <Doodle> umm ahhh
54:00 <simba> have a go on the pokies
54:00 <DemonsRun> nooooooooooo i need to get myself laid.
54:00 <Picard> use ya hand
54:00 <simba> bang ya mr
54:00 <Doodle> you might get laid at the pokies
54:00 <Picard> works the same, less hassles 
54:00 <DemonsRun> nope. bf is on nights the prick.
54:00 <Doodle> from an elderly widower
54:00 <simba> bang mr run
55:00 <DemonsRun> <Saemon> i know bikies faggot
55:00 <DemonsRun> <DemonsRun> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
55:00 <Picard> simba can help you out
55:00 <Doodle> lol
55:00 <DemonsRun> oh he just doesnt stop lol
55:00 <Picard> lol
55:00 <Picard> he has issues
55:00 <Floss> lol picard volunteering ppl
56:00 <DemonsRun> no shit. he has some bad issues
56:00 <Floss> the bikies that he knows are prob still on their training wheels
56:00 <Floss> and nappies
56:00 <DemonsRun> <Saemon> hells angels will pay u a visit cint
56:00 <DemonsRun> <Saemon> cunt
56:00 <DemonsRun> <Saemon> where u live
56:00 <DemonsRun> <DemonsRun> OMG LMAO
57:00 <Picard> he means members of the ulyssess clib
57:00 <Picard> club
57:00 <DemonsRun> OI i know members of the old farts lol
57:00 <Picard> they all ride trikes they are so old lol
58:00 <Picard> or he might be talking about Romper
58:00 <Picard> come run you down on his purple harley
58:00 <DemonsRun> <Saemon> i thought u were a bloke lol
58:00 <DemonsRun> <Saemon> asl? ^-^
58:00 <DemonsRun> <DemonsRun> no. fuck off faggot
59:00 <Floss> LOL
59:00 <Floss> a vagine is a game changer
00:00 <Picard> what about a ladyboy?
00:00 <Picard> speaking of ladyboys, hello Lish
00:00 <simba> what about ladyboys, Picard?
00:00 <simba> you obsessed now?
01:00 <Lish> Hey lovely
05:00 <simba> mrdanger: hey lovely
05:00 <simba> wait did Lish just call Picard lovely lol
05:00 <DemonsRun> no idea
05:00 <Lish> Hahahah
05:00 <Lish> Yeah
06:00 <simba> god damn
07:00 <Picard> yes
07:00 <Picard> we have a thing simba
07:00 <Picard> simba yes, once you have a ladyboy u cant go back
08:00 <simba> thanks for the delayed responses
08:00 <Vagisil> dickard
08:00 <Picard> watching tv mate, sorry
08:00 <Vagisil> i found a photo of dickard sittin on his boyfriends shoulders
09:00 <Vagisil> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10429258_10152365282328779_101838556491724235_n.jpg?oh=dd3eb8ef40b5c741bd0d46b1498c9e9d&oe=548E1BB9&__gda__=1418801897_98e3faa710e842154de33e0a48bd09b3
09:00 <simba> <Picard> watching tv mate, sorry - the idiot box for the idiot hahahahhahhahffrgfbsrhj'
09:00 <Vagisil> nice cock
09:00 <Picard> you dont watch tv simba?
10:00 <Vagisil> NICE ON THE ASS
10:00 <simba> no
10:00 <Picard> lol povo cunt
10:00 <simba> explain
11:00 <Picard> only poor people dont have a tv
11:00 <simba> i have 3 tvs
11:00 <simba> i just dont watch tv
11:00 <simba> learn to read mate
11:00 <simba> then we can have a conversation together
11:00 <Picard> ok lad
11:00 <Picard> calm ya farm mate
12:00 <Picard> has anyone see matthew?
13:00 <Vagisil> i dont watch broadcast
13:00 <Vagisil> we dont even have an antenna here
14:00 <Picard> i watch tv
14:00 <Mew> is that cos neither of you can bend down far enough to plug it in?
14:00 <Vagisil> LOL
14:00 <Picard> just a black screen.
16:00 <Vagisil> INTO THE BRAAAAAAP
16:00 <Vagisil> cant find dickall to do in broome
16:00 <Vagisil> looks like a shithole
16:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <Vagisil> cant work out wot to do for holidays ey
17:00 <Vagisil> cunted
17:00 <Vagisil> broome about 700km
17:00 <Vagisil> darin about 1000
17:00 <Vagisil> darwin
18:00 <simba> howd you get stuck out there
18:00 <Vagisil> work
18:00 <TheRiddler> japanese game shows > all other game shows
18:00 <simba> oh ya
19:00 <TheRiddler> fishing
19:00 <TheRiddler> do fishing
19:00 <TheRiddler> that's all broome is good for
19:00 <Vagisil> yer
19:00 <Vagisil> i hate boats
19:00 <Vagisil> puke
19:00 <TheRiddler> fish off the beach
19:00 <TheRiddler> or a jetty
19:00 <Vagisil> mmm
19:00 <Vagisil> still.. $100 a night accomm
20:00 <Vagisil> plus drive 700km
20:00 <Vagisil> to go fishing.. so not worth it
20:00 <TheRiddler> boat fishing requires a licence I think
20:00 <Vagisil> yeah i got rec fishing livense
20:00 <Vagisil> i dunno
21:00 <Vagisil> darwin could be cool
21:00 <TheRiddler> the other is surfing
21:00 <Vagisil> lol 
21:00 <TheRiddler> really it's all about the beach there
21:00 <Vagisil> have a look at kakadu or something
21:00 <TheRiddler> and mining
22:00 <TheRiddler> same here
23:00 <TheRiddler> there's no other reason to come down here except fishing and sight seeing
23:00 <TheRiddler> and the beach in summer
27:00 <ashleighXtrinity> I've been to kakadu
28:00 <Rak> is it worth a trip?
28:00 <Rak> considering how expensive domestic travel is
29:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Its not really
29:00 <Vagisil> mm
29:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Camp instead Of hotels
29:00 <Vagisil> we only got falcon atm too
29:00 <Vagisil> nah fuck that lol
29:00 <Rak> i'm hoping to go to yosemite next year.  i think that would be a better trip
30:00 <Vagisil> just saving too much money now dont wanna part with it lol
30:00 <Vagisil> kakadu looks cool
31:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Kakadu is cool
31:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Dont forget the bungle-bungles
31:00 <Rak> is it far from darwin?
31:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Or whatever the niggers renamed it
31:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Yeah it is, everything is far
32:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Where are u coming from?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Rak
32:00 <Rak> sydney
32:00 <Rak> B1
32:00 <Bastardly_One> do it ... Yosemite
32:00 <Vagisil> halls creek
32:00 <Rak> sweeet :D
32:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Mmm go up the west coast
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the US hiking trails are worth it 
32:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Canning stock route
32:00 <Rak> it will depend on getting burning man tickets :/
33:00 <Vagisil> im north of the canning stock route lol
33:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Wait youre from halls creek?
33:00 <Vagisil> yeh live here
33:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Fuuuuck that
33:00 <Vagisil> LOL
33:00 <ashleighXtrinity> At least you have a motel
34:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Not much else last time I was there thougj
34:00 <Vagisil> 2 pubs
35:00 <Vagisil> resort style and motel
35:00 <Vagisil> caravan park
35:00 <Vagisil> 20mbit internet
35:00 <Vagisil> :)
35:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Lol
37:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Wiluna was equally as dismal
37:00 <ashleighXtrinity> The big truck was cool tho
48:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmm
48:00 <Picard> sonia kruger's tits look awesome now she is pregnant
49:00 <matrix> Hmmm if you day so
49:00 <matrix> Bigger doesn't equal awesome
49:00 <Picard> no, but i like it
49:00 <Picard> watch BB and see
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn so full
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> soup + 3 beers = :S
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> burpin like mad
50:00 <matrix> I wouldn't watch bb for any amount of tits
50:00 <Picard> no one cares :)
50:00 <matrix> Hi dharma
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> every chick on bb looks like a stank butt slug
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> they're all so boring
50:00 <Picard> lies
50:00 <matrix> Lol stupid phone
50:00 <Lish> But she stopped Botox Picard 
51:00 <Lish> So she's got too many wrinkles
51:00 <Lish> Too old to be pregnant man
51:00 <Picard> looks good for her age hun
51:00 <matrix> Her choice lish
51:00 <Lish> Her choice correct, but too old
51:00 <matrix> No she looks her age actually
51:00 <Lish> She'll be like 100 when the kid is 20
51:00 <Picard> she hasnt been able to get preggers for years, this was a blessing 
51:00 <matrix> Nothing about looking good for her age
51:00 <Lish> Too many wrinkles man
51:00 <Lish> It's not even her egg
52:00 <matrix> She just looks her age
52:00 <Lish> Should have got a surrogate 
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> big brother's for people that keep lounge lizards as pets.
52:00 <Picard> yeah she looks real
52:00 <Lish> Yeah old people shouldn't be on TV, they hurt my eyes
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> looks real!
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's real?
52:00 <Lish> Botox or gtfo
52:00 <Picard> not some plastic bitch
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> nothin wrong with a lil augmentation yo
52:00 <Picard> lish she isnt that old
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> fake tits ftw
53:00 <Lish> She's 49
53:00 <Lish> That's old to have a baby man
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> ew there's a 49 yr old on big brother?
53:00 <Lish> She's the host
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> bad enough that shit bearded fuck is on it
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh her
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> the pregnant chick
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> she's fake as
53:00 <Lish> She used to have a fresher face, but it's too cracked now cause she stopped Botox cause of pregnancy
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> her face would melt if you put a lighter to it
54:00 <Picard> lol
54:00 <Lish> Horribleeeeee
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> she old man
54:00 <Lish> Imagine being 50 and having a baby
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif have a kid at 50
54:00 <Picard> id do her, she is a hot
54:00 <Lish> Exactly, it's weird bro
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> bad time to breed anyway
54:00 <Picard> ffs give her a break
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> why
54:00 <Picard> she has been trying for years
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> so
55:00 <Lish> Yeah but it's not really even her baby
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont know her irl
55:00 <Lish> So why bother
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> for all i know she doesnt exist
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> she's some cgi character.
55:00 <Picard> why not?
55:00 <Lish> Just get someone else to pump out that kid for ya
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha lish
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> some fkn indian
55:00 <Lish> Exactly
55:00 <Lish> Whoever 
55:00 <Picard> Lish u dont know what you are talking about
55:00 <Lish> Why not
55:00 <Lish> If it's not your egg then just do that
56:00 <Lish> Seems easier when you're 100
56:00 <Lish> Then you don't need to stop botox
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> id still fuck her
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> tbh
56:00 <Lish> And my eyes wouldn't hurt to look at you
56:00 <Lish> Haha props
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucking a pregnant chick is hot
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkd this 7 month pregger chick
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> she went off
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> non stop cumming
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf is with that
56:00 <matrix> They often do
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> bangin my x fiancee pregnant was the same
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> do they lol
57:00 <Shazza> matrix & Tuftoy. STOP pm'ing me!
57:00 <matrix> When a chicken is pregnant she is more free
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
57:00 <lumeah2> lol hsaaaaaaaa
57:00 <matrix> Shazza: I am rubbish ing your PM blocker lol
57:00 <matrix> It's pathetic
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> soz im grumpy coz im tired
57:00 <Shazza> and? stops your ass from talking to me there
57:00 <matrix> A blocker should black
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> guess i should find a faggot movie to watch
57:00 <matrix> Block
57:00 <matrix> It ain't blocking well
57:00 <matrix> Lol
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> who the fuck is Shazza
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> tezza gazza bazza dazza shazza wozza
58:00 <matrix> Someone with a shit script
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Shazza ya mole
58:00 <Lish> Make me tea pls
58:00 <Rak> she's a total babe
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to whois
58:00 <Tuftoy> make us all tea
58:00 <DemonsRun> ffs
58:00 <matrix> Lol
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh her
58:00 <ooomp> Rak is a total babe
58:00 <DemonsRun> ty Rak lol
58:00 <DemonsRun> Bastardly_One ya old fart
58:00 <Rak> aaaawww ooomp.  bring me food and i'm yours for life
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> every dude that gives you attention is a babe ooomp
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> how many irc dudes you gone thru now?
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahaha
59:00 <DemonsRun> i have leftover chinese noodles? lol
59:00 <ooomp> I'm no waitress
59:00 <Picard> isnt that old cunt dead yet?
59:00 <Rak> i'd share
59:00 <ooomp> Share waitress duties?
59:00 <Picard> ooomp is a babe?
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have Gambero
59:00 <Rak> all duties
59:00 <ooomp> I'm not a babe
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> and some wedges
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> ooomp is handsome
59:00 <DemonsRun> i am!
00:00 <DemonsRun> < babe
00:00 <Picard> ooomp show me your pic
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> DemonsRun is a stunner
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got her pic bro
00:00 <ooomp> <-- hungry
00:00 <Picard> DemonsRun same
00:00 <DemonsRun> stfu PandasDontDrive
00:00 <DemonsRun> you dont.
00:00 <Picard> send it to me PandasDontDrive
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> eat my asshole DemonsRun
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck off
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta go through tonnes of fucking pictures then you old shit.
00:00 <DemonsRun> my god. bi polar
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> what's this cheque shit?
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> bi polar?
00:00 <DemonsRun> you
00:00 <ooomp> And the wine Rak. The WINE
01:00 <DemonsRun> JAMIE
01:00 <Bastardly_One> my short shorts looks rootable
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not serious
01:00 <matrix> I am genuine bipolar
01:00 <DemonsRun> bring me more drinks
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> you dumb ass
01:00 <DemonsRun> bitch
01:00 <Bastardly_One> if she was gagged
01:00 <Rak> red i hope
01:00 <matrix> Please don't insult 
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> gosh Picard wtf is with some of these cunts
01:00 <ooomp> Don't be daft
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> they dont understand our relationship
01:00 <ooomp> White goes with what you just brought me
01:00 <DemonsRun> Maurice!! bring me more drinks??
01:00 <Rak> pfffft red goes with everything
01:00 <ooomp> Does not.
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> too many old beast women on irc
01:00 <Picard> dont let them bother you son
01:00 <Bastardly_One> matrix is bipolar now?
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
01:00 <Lish> Need
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just tired dad
02:00 <Lish> To
02:00 <Lish> Piss
02:00 <Bastardly_One> first I've heard of it in years
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> i did order clothes just before
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> wooooooooooo
02:00 <matrix> Yeah b1.   Explains my moods hey
02:00 <Picard> everyone should share a recent pic now
02:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
02:00 <Lish> Picard is creeper pedo
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Woolies are competing with coles
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> gave mum 300 bux n she ordered them online haha
02:00 <DemonsRun> Bastardly_One drinks now asshole!
02:00 <matrix> Noone is getting my pic
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> she can keep the fucken 7 dollars change
02:00 <Bastardly_One> 85 cent bread now
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like ur recent pic Picard
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> da best
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's not bad bread even for a dollar
03:00 <Lish> Yuh I was excited by 85cent bread
03:00 <Rak> here's my pic:  https://www.cubbyusercontent.com/pli/nude_rak.jpg/_b6e26585d857401397f0fc93eea0e157
03:00 <Lish> That's like amazing
03:00 <Lish> Even if I don't eat bread 
03:00 <Lish> I'll buy that
03:00 <Lish> And just throw away it's such good value
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur good value
03:00 <Picard> elephanttttttttttttttttt
03:00 <Lish> True, I'm pretty boss
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd!
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> boss pic
03:00 <DemonsRun> lol lish. good ego!
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh fuck
04:00 <ness> hey mofos
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> ashlee got me in pic yesterday
04:00 <Rak> evening ness
04:00 <Picard> so we sharing pics people???
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> when she took pics of the food she cooked n wanted me sittin there
04:00 <ooomp> Hot Rak
04:00 <Lish> Who's ashlee
04:00 <ness> hey lamb rak
04:00 <Loof> gtfo ness your cunt is a mess
04:00 <Rak> i was thinking of you when i took it, ooomp
04:00 <Lish> You're pretend female friend?
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> my sister
04:00 <Maurice> I put too much chilli in my stir fry, my lips are buuuuurning
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard's daughter
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3 u dadda
04:00 <ness> Loof think of a new line
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> Loof's just mad coz his wife beats him
05:00 <Lish> Oh 
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
05:00 <Lish> Hahaha
05:00 <Lish> Confusing
05:00 <Rak> roleplay?
05:00 <Zade> someone give his wife a brick then
05:00 <Bastardly_One> [21:04] <ness> Loof think of a new line <----------- and get a life
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> i should change my nick so im not on his ignore
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> then keep changing it
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Zade I know right?
05:00 <ness> i don't even know how to change names
05:00 <spookyfingers> Bastardly_One
06:00 <ness> i'd like to taunt people
06:00 <DemonsRun> Bastardly_One you old cunt. bring me drinks!
06:00 <spookyfingers> watch dogs for ps4 is cheap as at EB now
06:00 <spookyfingers> sale on
06:00 <Zade> the world and society would be better off without him 
06:00 <spookyfingers> RYSE 4 xbone 57 bux new!
06:00 <Maurice> How does he know the state of your vag
06:00 <Bastardly_One> sharee you bratty bitch
06:00 <spookyfingers> 50 bucks on gumtree just around the corner
06:00 <Rak> rss feed
06:00 <DemonsRun> ill share if you bring me more asshold
06:00 <DemonsRun> hole#
06:00 <Picard> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=287hse9&s=8
06:00 <Bastardly_One> share what? :P
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't drink
06:00 <DemonsRun> DRINKS
06:00 <DemonsRun> lying bastard
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... boring!
07:00 <Picard> you are a drunk lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I don't actually ... haven't for 20 years 
07:00 <Maurice> I wish you'd warn me before you paste that Picard
07:00 <DemonsRun> i know.
07:00 <Bastardly_One> hey
07:00 <Lish> Omg this girl Skye in big brother
07:00 <Lish> Is so dumb 
07:00 <xm> <Lish> Even if I don't eat bread 
07:00 <Picard> Maurice wtf?
07:00 <xm> <Lish> I'll buy that
07:00 <xm> <Lish> And just throw away it's such good value
07:00 <Rak> are you on the top or bottom, Picard ;P
07:00 <xm> 0 ducks were fed that day
07:00 <Bastardly_One> are these 2 on BB lesbos?
07:00 <Picard> bottom 
07:00 <Lish> Hahaha true xm
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that were just in the diary room?
07:00 <Lish> I should feed ducks
07:00 <matrix> Night all
07:00 <Lish> Nah Bastardly_One, just morons
07:00 <spookyfingers> fuck
07:00 <Bastardly_One> they look it
08:00 <spookyfingers> bb ppl are all morons
08:00 <Picard> nipples
08:00 <Zade> looks like you were having a good time Picard
08:00 <spookyfingers> oer yea new horror movie
08:00 <Lish> Yeah there were nipples
08:00 <spookyfingers> how kick ass is picard's pic
08:00 <Lish> You can see nipples on the inter webs 
08:00 <Picard> Zade it was one of the best experiences of my life
08:00 <Rak> it is a cool pic
08:00 <spookyfingers> i would have licked the elephants head
08:00 <Lish> I hate that gigantor on bb
08:00 <spookyfingers> "ily erephunt"
08:00 <spookyfingers> mwa
08:00 <Picard> lol
09:00 <spookyfingers> lol!
09:00 <Picard> i didnt want to get off 
09:00 <spookyfingers> Picard
09:00 <spookyfingers> next time let's ride some prossies
09:00 <spookyfingers> big fat ones
09:00 <Picard> yes Sponge
09:00 <Picard> spookyfingers
09:00 <spookyfingers> we can mount up and ride them up n down the drive way
09:00 <Picard> no.
09:00 <spookyfingers> just no CC's stankbuttjeans ones
10:00 <spookyfingers> those chicks all do meth
10:00 <Lish> Make me a tea
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ok ... I've decided this is the frumpiest lot of wenches I've seen on BB
10:00 <Lish> Get me a toilet
10:00 <spookyfingers> n smoke ice n shit
10:00 <ness> i just chewed a vitamin c tablet, and then had water and pretended it was Tang
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and the guys look like bogan poofs
10:00 <Lish> She's giant!!!!!!!!!! Bastardly_One 
10:00 <spookyfingers> whats tang
10:00 <Rak> i love dipping a finger in to tang and eating it
10:00 <ness> Tag is like an orange flavour mix from the 80's
10:00 <Bastardly_One> this is the first time I've ever look at it 
11:00 <spookyfingers> ohhh
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've the sound down 
11:00 <spookyfingers> ur a mix from the 80s
11:00 <Picard> lol @ Bastardly_One hanging shit on how people look
11:00 <spookyfingers> stop it with the constructive criticism you faggots
11:00 <spookyfingers> ahahahaha
11:00 <spookyfingers> it should be live every day so you can troll them with tweets
12:00 <spookyfingers> lol
12:00 <spookyfingers> ill try find pic now then i watchin horror movie dad.
12:00 <SpanishGuy> I ness !!
13:00 <SpanishGuy> Hi Ness
13:00 <Picard> ok
13:00 <Loof> gtfo SpanishGay
13:00 <ness> Hola SpanishGuy
13:00 <Picard> Loof duck
13:00 <Loof> gtfo partgay
13:00 <ness> shut up Loof
13:00 <Picard> ness hello
13:00 <partay> oh loof you nutjob
13:00 <Loof> cocksampling brothertoucher
13:00 <ness> Hi Picard, miss me ?
14:00 <Cynthia> Hi picard
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof needs to be a man and leave the situation he's in instead of hating the world
14:00 <ness> i'd like to dedicate a song to Picard
14:00 <ness> "you can't touch this" by MC Hammer
14:00 <Bastardly_One> gutless druggy is too scared to leave the house even
14:00 <Rak> closer by nin?
14:00 <Zade> lol ness
15:00 <partay> lol ness
15:00 <Picard> always miss u ness
15:00 <spookyfingers> prob saved it under her real name
15:00 <spookyfingers> but i dont remember it
15:00 <spookyfingers> rachel
15:00 <Picard> i think its raining
15:00 <spookyfingers> nup
16:00 <Picard> i dont save pics or other people
16:00 <spookyfingers> hi stinky
16:00 <Picard> i look then delete
16:00 <Loof> how homo of you
16:00 <spookyfingers> u washed today ashleighXtrinity
16:00 <spookyfingers> :P
16:00 <spookyfingers> yer i didnt save urs bro
16:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Yes?
17:00 <ooomp> Naww Loof left
17:00 <spookyfingers> found a pic of my brother gettin inked
17:00 <Picard> how often do you shower?
17:00 <ooomp> I wanted to say hi
17:00 <spookyfingers> on hiz chest
17:00 <spookyfingers> hahaha ooomp talks to loof
17:00 <ooomp> Loof!
17:00 <spookyfingers> gosh she's despo these days
17:00 <horationullbuilt> where's prippit?
18:00 <Picard> Loof
18:00 <Loof> if you're a guy, and you wear pj's, you're a total homofaggot, sorry
18:00 <Picard> looooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllll
18:00 <Picard> son
18:00 <Picard> im flattered
18:00 <Picard_Jr> <3
18:00 <Picard_Jr> yup
18:00 <Picard_Jr> ilu dad
18:00 <xm> prippit
18:00 <Loof> i'll kill you, you don't do that, waaaaaaaaaaaaa, i'll kill your whole family!!!
18:00 <ashleighXtrinity> What's wrong with pj's?
18:00 <Vagisil> TITS
18:00 <horationullbuilt> where's lukas brock?
18:00 <Vagisil> therefore i poo
19:00 <horationullbuilt> prippit's fans
19:00 <Loof> real men sleep naked
19:00 <horationullbuilt> they're everywhere
19:00 <horationullbuilt> we have to stop them
19:00 <horationullbuilt> his concern levels are at an all time high
19:00 <Picard_Jr> yuck
19:00 <ashleighXtrinity> That's fun too
19:00 <xm> the officers have been bribed
19:00 <xm> they are turning a blind eye
19:00 <ness> omfg.  Adults in the big brother house, nothing to do all day, can't they make their bed and put their clothes away.  FML
19:00 <ness> lazy cunts
19:00 <Picard_Jr> stop watching it ness
19:00 <horationullbuilt> please don't doublespace your sentences
19:00 <horationullbuilt> this isn't a typewriter
20:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Lol
20:00 <xm> or talk like a nut job , ok
20:00 <Picard_Jr> stig you slut
20:00 <horationullbuilt> SQUAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
20:00 <horationullbuilt> prippit's concern.
20:00 <xm> do the squawk workout
20:00 <Picard> thestig
20:00 <xm> 50x squawks a day
20:00 <xm> get fit
20:00 <Picard_Jr> thestig
20:00 <xm> wake up your neighbours at 5am
20:00 <horationullbuilt> xm has been bribing yiyun with russian poetry again
20:00 <horationullbuilt> see the results at 11
20:00 <xm> indeed i have
21:00 <xm> i sent her my latest karaoke efforts
21:00 <xm> i just did a new sample then too
21:00 <Picard_Jr> yer
21:00 <xm> i got my RODE NT-1A today
21:00 <Picard_Jr> well you know what i sing at kareoke
21:00 <xm> im not sure if you're familiar with mic's
21:00 <Picard_Jr> Sweet Transvestite
21:00 <Picard_Jr> cause I got no shame
21:00 <Lish> Back
21:00 <Lish> With tea
21:00 <Lish> And vegemite toast
22:00 <Picard_Jr> wb
22:00 <Picard_Jr> yum
22:00 <Picard_Jr> would you like some wedges
22:00 <horationullbuilt> i'm only familiar with FAIRLITE from 1980s disco
22:00 <Rak> with a slice of cheese on the toast?
22:00 <Lish> Nope
22:00 <horationullbuilt> 457893042578345734890257892345
22:00 <Picard_Jr> fine
22:00 <Picard_Jr> some Gambero?
22:00 <Picard_Jr> im not even hungry wasted money on shit im not gonna eat
23:00 <horationullbuilt> prime!
23:00 <Picard> fuck me im thirst
23:00 <Picard> y
24:00 <xm> horationullbuilt, i saw a lovely cross-platform graphics SDK the other day.... JUCE
24:00 <horationullbuilt> oh ha, oh hee, now look what i see
24:00 <horationullbuilt> the wings of urbani and his little trainee
24:00 <xm> it's geared towards audio
24:00 <horationullbuilt> crazy he says, oh my, oh dear
24:00 <horationullbuilt> i assure you my comrades, there's nothing to fear
24:00 <horationullbuilt> just little lost me, your brother knight-errant
25:00 <horationullbuilt> [][][][][]
25:00 <xm> [~YeaH ThaT's RiGhT I'm A lYriCal GenUs. I aM PeeRlEss and FearLess.  DoN'T ClasSifY Me BeCauSe It'd Be MeaNinGlEsS~][wiKked pOetRy]
26:00 <xm> [][][] the box is shattered
26:00 <Bastardly_One> genus huh
27:00 <xm> u EiDa GeT iT oR Ya DonT -- TaXonOmY ExPerT
27:00 <horationullbuilt> there's nothing so gorgeous, flawless or fine
27:00 <horationullbuilt> as the perfectly indivisible numbers of prime
27:00 <horationullbuilt> consider this list, 2 to 199
27:00 <horationullbuilt> 2 3 5 7 11 13 17 19
28:00 <Picard_Jr> i cant wait to take a shit
28:00 <horationullbuilt> 23 29 31 37 41 43
28:00 <horationullbuilt> 47 53 59 61 67 71
28:00 <xm> hello operator i think my son has asperger's
28:00 <horationullbuilt> 73 79 83 97 101
28:00 <xm> he's reciting prime numbers off the top of his head
28:00 <horationullbuilt> 103 107 109 113 127
28:00 <horationullbuilt> 131 137 139 149 151
28:00 <mrdanger> yay
28:00 <horationullbuilt> 157 163 167 173 179
28:00 <Cynthia> Aaonius Funk
28:00 <horationullbuilt> 181 191 193 197 199
29:00 <horationullbuilt> prippit's concern has quieted down a bit
29:00 <mrdanger> Cyntia
29:00 <horationullbuilt> steven must have fed him some bones
29:00 <Thoth> Why would a car have shaved door handles and a shaved tub? Did they get hairy?
30:00 <Cynthia> Aaronus Funk
30:00 <xm> steven is playing van halen jump as prippit as going over hurdles
30:00 <mrdanger> Cyntha
30:00 <Thoth> oops I mean
30:00 <Thoth> Shut the fuck up panda
30:00 <Cynthia> Aaronius Funk
30:00 <mrdanger> Cynthia
30:00 <Picard_Jr> kiss my arse you hurta dick eata
31:00 <horationullbuilt> know thyself and return
32:00 <xm> i have a statue of mother prippit. her concern is always shown with viscous tears flowing from her eyes. official vatican experts are coming soon to confirm this miracle
32:00 <Rak> anyone watched gotham yet?
32:00 <xm> prippit
32:00 <Picard_Jr> nah
32:00 <horationullbuilt> prippit
32:00 <Picard_Jr> waitin to see what ppl say
32:00 <Rak> i'm shaped for two more days :/
32:00 <simba> ppl suck
32:00 <Picard_Jr> ppl suck!
33:00 <simba> watch it and see for urself
33:00 <Picard_Jr> watchin this horror movie We Are What We Are pretty good shit
33:00 <Picard_Jr> fkn country hick fucks
33:00 <Picard_Jr> simba irl
33:00 <horationullbuilt> thou camest in thy infancy in wroth confusion
33:00 <horationullbuilt> denouncing the shrine as a weapon once turned against thee
33:00 <Picard_Jr> one sec
33:00 <Picard_Jr> pic of simba
34:00 <horationullbuilt> later, thou returnedst, penitent
34:00 <horationullbuilt> and i taught thee the mysterious of prippit
34:00 <horationullbuilt> yet, though memory me fleeting, faith endureth
34:00 <Picard_Jr> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10397828_922663314417487_8344950315631895841_n.jpg?oh=372ffb976bf70999dc714b7fc9433aeb&oe=54BC5387&__gda__=1422195437_628bd671d8431fd9aaf99ef4c76b2aa7
34:00 <Picard_Jr> hahahahaha
34:00 <xm> Tea maketh me to lie down in green pastures: tea leadeth me beside the still waters where my peen pee-eth
34:00 <horationullbuilt> inbued with prippit's power it turned the very sand to crystal
35:00 <simba> Quite.
35:00 <Picard_Jr> soz simba for posting personal pics
35:00 <Picard_Jr> :/
36:00 <horationullbuilt> with a gentle hand i bestowed a gift upon the heather, a relic from yon prippit's shrine
36:00 <simba> its ok i didnt click
36:00 <horationullbuilt> so tamed it hied hence unto the waste
36:00 <Picard_Jr> as IF
36:00 <Picard_Jr> its the cutest pic ever
36:00 <Picard_Jr> lil baby hedgehog with a dunce hat on aaww
36:00 <horationullbuilt> i followed the thing for many miles exhorting it to follow the path of righteousness
36:00 <horationullbuilt> but it struck me down with a parrit
36:00 <Thoth> Peace on you
37:00 <Picard_Jr> shut the fuck up and get some whiskey into you and some mark twain
37:00 <horationullbuilt> samuel clemens has no stake in prippit
37:00 <simba> horationullbuilt = stebies other retarded brother
37:00 <Picard>  lol 
38:00 <Loof> i've no idea who this horationullbuilt is, i just hope he dies as soon as it is humanly possible in agony
38:00 <Loof> js
38:00 <Picard_Jr> js
38:00 <Picard_Jr> just shitting
38:00 <Picard_Jr> i hope loof dies before weed is legalized
38:00 <Picard_Jr> be all like SUCKED IN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
38:00 <horationullbuilt> in the beginning, all was still and silent
39:00 <simba> but he smokes already
39:00 <horationullbuilt> then, man the all-builder spoke the word
39:00 <Picard_Jr> you got me there
39:00 <horationullbuilt> and the word begat the code
39:00 <horationullbuilt> and so the world began to spin
39:00 <Picard_Jr> horationullbuilt post some Paradise Lost
39:00 <horationullbuilt> thus dawned the prippit, the first age, the age of building
39:00 <simba> should i kick this guy
39:00 <simba> just for thinking hes funny
39:00 <Picard_Jr> nah
39:00 <horationullbuilt> man moved across the world and built many wonders
39:00 <Picard_Jr> but have you heard the alicia keys remix
39:00 <simba> i was asking ChanOP
39:00 <Picard_Jr> of we are here
39:00 <Picard_Jr> i wrote it
40:00 <Picard_Jr> Alicia Knees (Now!) We Love Porn
40:00 <Loof> horationullbuilt is just angry because his little pecker got ripped off when it got stuck in between his father's two front teeth
41:00 <Picard_Jr> that happened with me and my dad Picard
41:00 <Picard_Jr> we were super drunk
41:00 <Picard_Jr> so we say
42:00 <Picard> change ya nick u tard
42:00 <Picard_Jr> you
42:00 <RogersRammingJet> sexual ey
42:00 <ness> i wish Gemma would fucking go
43:00 <RogersRammingJet> ChanOP has shit opinions
44:00 <Fez> Who voted out?
44:00 <RogersRammingJet> stop watching the show ness
45:00 <RogersRammingJet> testing
45:00 <ness> well we know Gemma will go, everyone hates her
45:00 <ness> i can't handle sooks
46:00 <RogersRammingJet> i dont
46:00 <Fez> She bashed an innocent pillow
47:00 <simba> kkkkkkkkkkk
49:00 <ness> look at her sour puss face....i hate moles
49:00 <Maurice> simba is speaking russian
49:00 <simba> xaxaxaxaxa
51:00 <ness> if everyone voted me out, id go out punching cunts
52:00 <ness> just for a laugh
52:00 <RogersRammingJet> stop watching shit big brother
52:00 <ness> i know its bad
52:00 <RogersRammingJet> I'm watching a period drama
52:00 <RogersRammingJet> it's good.
52:00 <Rak> manhattan?
52:00 <RogersRammingJet> cbf with the horror movie i had on
53:00 <ness> oh look at you trying to be all cultured
53:00 <RogersRammingJet> ?
54:00 <RogersRammingJet> you want culture?
54:00 <ness> im watching a period drama.....fkn toff
54:00 <RogersRammingJet> read this http://www.artofeurope.com/eliot/eli5.htm
55:00 <RogersRammingJet> i like all sorts of movies
55:00 <ness> porn mainly?
56:00 <RogersRammingJet> no
57:00 <RogersRammingJet> am i tryin to be cultured because my all time fav film is an italian movie called Cinema Paradiso?
57:00 <RogersRammingJet> only like the greatest love story ever
57:00 <ness> haven't seen that one
57:00 <RogersRammingJet> it's brilliant
58:00 <RogersRammingJet> they use ennio morricones score from the film at the academy awards every fkn yr lol
58:00 <RogersRammingJet> what type of films do u like nessy
58:00 <Maurice> I'm downloading the might ducks trilogy
58:00 <Maurice> Coz thats how I roll
58:00 <Maurice> Mighty*
59:00 <RogersRammingJet> cool
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
59:00 <TheRiddler> what was the first movie called?
59:00 <RogersRammingJet> Champions
00:00 <Maurice> Its just called Mighty Ducks as far as I know
00:00 <RogersRammingJet> oh fk me this dlc will never dl
00:00 <Fez> The mighty ducks
00:00 <RogersRammingJet> i hate old consoles, doesnt save whats downloaded n start from there
00:00 <RogersRammingJet> it was called CHAMPIONS
00:00 <Fez> Lol. No
01:00 <Maurice> 1.1 The Mighty Ducks
01:00 <Maurice> 1.2 D2: The Mighty Ducks
01:00 <Maurice> 1.3 D3: The Mighty Ducks
01:00 <Fez> ^
01:00 <RogersRammingJet> that's what it was originally called
01:00 <ness> ive seen the Mighty Fucks
01:00 <Maurice> I have them on VHS lol
02:00 <RogersRammingJet> In the UK, South Africa and Australia, the film was retitled Champions. Subsequently, UK home releases are now titled The Mighty Ducks Are the Champions, reflecting both titles, as well as to possibly avoid confusion with the sequel (retitled as just The Mighty Ducks).
02:00 <RogersRammingJet> ^
02:00 <RogersRammingJet> i know my shiat
03:00 <ness> you all bore me
03:00 <RogersRammingJet> and you're so interesting
03:00 <RogersRammingJet> with your big brother talk.
03:00 <ness> im fabulous
03:00 <simba> did u see the mighty ducks reunion thing Maurice or is this just a crazy coincidence
04:00 <Maurice> Crazy coincidence
04:00 <Maurice> But no I did see it this morning
04:00 <Maurice> And thought my kids would enjoy watching them
04:00 <simba> How thoughtful.
05:00 <simba> get them the Jackass DVDs
05:00 <Maurice> I'm cool like that
05:00 <RogersRammingJet> lol
05:00 <xm> you'd like this one, RogersRammingJet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r35WQD6MCe0
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ennio Morricone - For love one can die (Jan 31, 2009) 3:51 - Category: Music - 816,111 views - 2,850 likes (98.9%), 31 dislikes (1.1%)
05:00 <RogersRammingJet> cheers
06:00 <TokenDaRing> evening Picard
06:00 <Maurice> I should make them watch Silence of the lambs
06:00 <xm> never could source the movie off the net tho
06:00 <simba> Steaming of the Hams
07:00 <horationullbuilt> i only read the works of snorri sturlsson
08:00 <xm> i only read books if they're published by Mills & Boon
08:00 <xm> this can make referencing very difficult with uni
09:00 <RogersRammingJet> have you seen Saint Joan xm?
09:00 <RogersRammingJet> b&w film
09:00 <xm> i have the rip
09:00 <RogersRammingJet> <3
09:00 <xm> just never got around to it
09:00 <RogersRammingJet> it's great
10:00 <RogersRammingJet> i forget her name omigosh
10:00 <RogersRammingJet> the actress
10:00 <RogersRammingJet> Jean Seaburg
10:00 <RogersRammingJet> killed herself in france
10:00 <ness> ok peeps, bed time for me.  Good night
10:00 <RogersRammingJet> yah yah
14:00 <Picard> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=287hse9&s=8
14:00 <Picard> http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/assetslideshow.aspx?assetid=449983
16:00 <simba> lol
16:00 <simba> i knew Picard browsed ninemsn
16:00 <simba> on internet explorer
16:00 <simba> so old
16:00 <Picard> i browse many news sites lad
17:00 <TheRiddler> the fact he still uses internet explorer
38:00 <simba> 0,4*****LIVERPOOL FC*****5 TIMES***** 4,0 *****LIVERPOOL FC*****5 TIMES***** 0,4*****LIVERPOOL FC*****5 TIMES*****
45:00 <Vagisil> too hard to get to bali from here
45:00 <Vagisil> yet so close
46:00 <mrdanger> buy ticket, go to bali
46:00 <mrdanger> not a lot of steps involved
46:00 <Maurice> You'd need two seats
47:00 <shads> lol
48:00 <simba> wtf
49:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shut up
49:00 <Maurice> He'd need a whole row of seats
49:00 <mrdanger> you should kick maurice for insulting poeple
49:00 <Bastardly_One> waix isn't a person
49:00 <ShadowLurker> kick all of you for being shit
49:00 <simba> i would if i could
49:00 <Bastardly_One> so doesn't count
49:00 <Maurice> If that was a rule there would be nobody here
49:00 <mrdanger> I would, i'm always constructive with my feedback
49:00 <simba> is Vagisil waixyourlegs
49:00 <Maurice> Yes
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
49:00 <simba> nice 1
49:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck that cunt off
50:00 <simba> but remember that time he owned panda over the pc thing
50:00 <simba> that was a good 1
50:00 <Maurice> No
50:00 <simba> neither do I
50:00 <ShadowLurker> he couldnt own anything
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to be a bit of a fuckwit if your own sister hates you
51:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
51:00 <Maurice> He could an all you can eat buffet and make it his bitch
51:00 <Bastardly_One> even *my* sisters likes me
51:00 <Maurice> Own an*
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Maurice
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I just pictured him as Smorgies
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and them kicking him out 
51:00 <ShadowLurker> waix went to sizzler once
51:00 <Bastardly_One> for eating too much
52:00 <ShadowLurker> they went into liquidation the day after
52:00 <simba> ffffffffffffffffffff
53:00 <Bastardly_One> off
53:00 <Bastardly_One> who told me to f off the other night?
53:00 <Maurice> fffffffffploppers
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah matrix
53:00 <Bastardly_One> like just say fuck off idiot
53:00 <simba> good 1
54:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna play GTA later or not?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm kind of in that mood
55:00 <simba> it froze first time i played in a while,,,, hadnt froze in a while b4 that
55:00 <simba> ill give it a whirl in a tic
55:00 <simba> in a bit
55:00 <Bastardly_One> now chris has started on the pedo shit 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd think he'd be smart and not start shit with anyone the nut job
58:00 <simba> im a pedo
03:00 <Bastardly_One> extension cords 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> such a cheery sounding song 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lyrically it's something I wish half the channel would do
04:00 <simba> love you?
04:00 <simba> Satoshi Wakashimi
04:00 <Bastardly_One> no, the chorus is 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on a ladder with extention cords I'm about to jump
05:00 <frog> my fav song is Blind Guardian - and then there was silence
05:00 <Bastardly_One> My favourite song is Nothing - Silence
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Nothing are a great band 
06:00 <frog> blind guardian are better :P
06:00 <frog> and the vocalists side project demons and wizards with shaffer from iced earth is legend also
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to say 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> aren't they jut Iced Earth in a way?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> *just
07:00 <Bastardly_One> old school shit m8
07:00 <frog> nah demons and wizards is iced earths guitarist and vocalist
07:00 <frog> blind guardian is a completely diff band
07:00 <frog> german power / speed metal
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm being facetious
07:00 <Bastardly_One> they're all sounding similar these days
07:00 <frog> omg 
08:00 <frog> blind guardian sound nothing like the rest
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm pulling your chain ffs
08:00 <frog> you have songs that sound celtic 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and other it already
08:00 <simba> Gamma Ray?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> folk metal they call it now
08:00 <simba> always thought that name was sik
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I love viking and folk metal 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> heard the new Amon Amarath?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I like it 
09:00 <frog> im listening to the song Valhalla - blind guardian atm
09:00 <frog> valhalla deliverance what you ever forgot me
10:00 <frog> but this song is more speed
10:00 <frog> early bg
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I have this on 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I like the story version 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwdcFVsmYtU
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Amon Amarth "Father of the Wolf" (OFFICIAL VIDEO) (Jan 17, 2014) 10:08 - Category: Music - 1,083,905 views - 16,882 likes (98.3%), 291 dislikes (1.7%)
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh wow!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen Arch Enemy's new singer?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I am in love!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and she sounds good too
13:00 <frog> I love Distrubed and Device
13:00 <frog> :D
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ban this cunt
13:00 <frog> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone that likes Disturbed 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> should die
14:00 <frog> awww i also like linkin park
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I just found this 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and it sounds GOO
14:00 <Bastardly_One> D
14:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCnL5KuNrTY
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Amon Amarth - Live Wacken Open Air 2014 [Full Show] (Aug 2, 2014) 01:12:45 - Category: Music - 112,616 views - 891 likes (98.8%), 11 dislikes (1.2%)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> \m/
14:00 <frog> hehe blind guardian started waken
14:00 <frog> :P
15:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Apoclyptica as well 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> shit hot
15:00 <Bastardly_One> same festival 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but AA always put on a great show 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> they have to do Twilight of the Gods and they make it theatrical 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh mental!
16:00 <frog> i liike reading the books then listening to the song version of stuff 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> they start with one of my faves
16:00 <frog> like i jsut read the dark tower series
16:00 <frog> now i listen to touched by the crimson king 
16:00 <frog> or somewhere far beyond by blind guardian
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I think what I love about all these old school bands is 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> they're as old as I am 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and still sound fucking brilliant
17:00 <Bastardly_One> starting with Father of the Wolf
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I know this is gonna be a great set
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the history I love
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that's my thing with Viking and Folk Metal
18:00 <Bastardly_One> it's my favourite era of history
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and the whole patheon of Norse Gods/Goddesses
19:00 <DemonsRun> Bastardly_One is a wankerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
19:00 <DemonsRun> :)
19:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit brat <<3
19:00 <Maurice> The politically correct term is owner-operator
19:00 <DemonsRun> holy fuck. you've like filled my screen
19:00 <DemonsRun> dont you know how to shut up?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ owner-operator
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, but, do I want to?
24:00 <frog> continue Bastardly_One im gonna get a cuppa
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ frog
28:00 <Bastardly_One> this guy must of watched me chat before
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm masturbating to Anon Amarth live
32:00 <frog> yeah im watching you now with my third eye
34:00 <Bastardly_One> what is amazing is how they can control an entire audience
37:00 <[DoC]> STFU Bastardly_One.
37:00 <Bastardly_One> no
41:00 <Thoth> Hmm, I wonder what polair are up to
42:00 <Vagisil> VAGINA
42:00 <Thoth> http://www.theonion.com/articles/police-satisfied-after-drunk-man-assures-them-ther,36974/
42:00 <Thoth> Prob something like that
43:00 <frog> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp9lIRBm7Nc
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blind Guardian - Majesty 2011 (Remix) (Jan 20, 2012) 7:34 - Category: Music - 31,354 views - 175 likes (97.8%), 4 dislikes (2.2%)
44:00 <Thoth> omg
44:00 <Thoth> remixes are my favourite
44:00 <frog> its not a remix
44:00 <frog> just re recorded
44:00 <frog> lol
44:00 <frog> the original was recorded badly
44:00 <Thoth> yea that ones recorded pretty badly as well
46:00 <Vagisil> fuck knows what to do
46:00 <Vagisil> thinking fuckin stay home
46:00 <frog> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufuUgfiCZWM
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Demons & Wizards - Wicked Witch (Lyrics) (Oct 19, 2010) 3:39 - Category: Music - 28,949 views - 181 likes (98.9%), 2 dislikes (1.1%)
47:00 <Thoth> omg
47:00 <Thoth> shitty music is my favourite
47:00 <frog> then youll like the wicked witch song
48:00 <frog> we all know the rules... when water will be shed... the wicked witch is
48:00 <Thoth> I like demons and witches and unicorns
49:00 <Fez> But not dragons?
49:00 <Fez> Blasphemy
49:00 <Thoth> Nah mate, dragons can go fuck themselves
49:00 <Thoth> They're refusing to agree to the carbon tax
49:00 <Fez> Mythical being dont fuck themselves
49:00 <Thoth> http://images.goodfood.com.au/2014/03/17/5267981/march2-20140317113547472240-620x349.jpg
49:00 <Fez> Beings*
50:00 <frog> they eat you
50:00 <Thoth> If they have a hunting permit it seems fair
50:00 <Vagisil> how many tits
51:00 <Fez> 3
51:00 <frog> they have a hunting permit, its called arrogance 
51:00 <frog> dont you know your dragon lore
51:00 <frog> theres no such thing as fair
51:00 <frog> they are loners and kings
52:00 <Thoth> Oh man, my farts smell like mint. I'm wearing a patch on my underwear to scent them like a normal hetrosexual male
52:00 <frog> even grim lock the mighty transformer cannot fathom why a dragon thinks he's king
52:00 <Fez> Wpuld you disagree with a dragon?
53:00 <frog> flattery seems to work
53:00 <frog> kiss its feet
53:00 <Thoth> Some dragons think domestic violence is acceptable, thats why
53:00 <frog> wow random
53:00 <frog> your not even trying to stay on topic
54:00 <Thoth> Nice legs btw
55:00 <frog> i know i have incredible legs
55:00 <Thoth> I'm just going to rub butter on them
56:00 <Thoth> Some garlic too
56:00 <frog> shouldnt you buy me a drink first
56:00 <Thoth> Thats not a bad idea... wine braised
57:00 <Thoth> Hope you fucking love cooking wine
57:00 <frog> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjVR9gfBGy4
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DEMONS & WIZARDS - Blood On My Hands (Jul 25, 2008) 4:47 - Category: Music - 427,372 views - 1,782 likes (99.1%), 16 dislikes (0.9%)
57:00 <Thoth> demons & lizards and tigers, oh myyy
58:00 <frog> hehe tigers reminds me of that Dio song
58:00 <frog> Holy diver
58:00 <Fez> Lions and tigers and bears maybe
58:00 <frog> oh my
58:00 <Fez> Eeep
59:00 <Thoth> Fez: are you some kind of faggot
59:00 <frog> yeah you dont want to hit the gay button mate
59:00 <Thoth> We don't appreciate that kind in these parts
59:00 <frog> sharks be found in this here waters
59:00 <frog> they be fucking big ones with surfboards 
59:00 <Fez> U askin me out thoth?
59:00 <mrdanger> shut your type hole
59:00 <Thoth> So why don't yeewww just think about leaving alright
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