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00:00 <beehhh> wouldnt lend a hand in my darkest hour
00:00 <doctor> ping pong panda is the best asian dish
00:00 <British^Meat> kick a vic
00:00 <doctor> made with real panda testicle
00:00 <beehhh> i show you my visa
00:00 <beehhh> http://oi57.tinypic.com/2nrhdsi.jpg
00:00 <tr1p1ea> crazy how asians will kill and eat anything
01:00 <Saemon> WELCOOOOOOOME TOOOOOOOOO MIRC IS SAEEEEEEEMOOOOONNNN!!!!!!!!
01:00 <doctor> beehhh burns down life, is forever remorseful
01:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One will get this reference :P
01:00 <tooheys> its irc. calling it mirc is like calling the web firefox.
01:00 <tooheys> in other words, fucking idiotic.
02:00 <doctor> buzzkill
02:00 <Saemon> what was that tooheys? your mumma is a fat lebian?
02:00 <tr1p1ea> i have to agree
02:00 <Saemon> i see
02:00 <Saemon> thanks for sharing bro
02:00 <tooheys> fuck off semen
02:00 <Saemon> im right here bro
02:00 <Saemon> come at ma
02:00 <tr1p1ea> 1-nil tooheys
02:00 <doctor> What did you get up to today Saemon?
02:00 <Saemon> nothin lol 
02:00 <tooheys> probably swallowed lots of saemon
02:00 <Saemon> i just woke up
02:00 <doctor> I think I tripped over a slipper, that was my highlight
03:00 <tr1p1ea> the world is pretty fucked
03:00 <tr1p1ea> my mate is a doctor, for real, and he is one of the most incompetent cunts in know
03:00 <Saemon> i stayed up all night last night, then watched marathon of game of thrones in bed on my tablet cuz i was bored 
03:00 <Saemon> until 5pm
03:00 <Saemon> then finally fell asleep
03:00 <tooheys> why dont u get a job semen
03:00 <Thoth> weird
03:00 <Saemon> and just woke up around 20mins ago
03:00 <tr1p1ea> then you went to work at your job? oh hang on ...
03:00 <Saemon> tooheys cuz ive got disabilities
04:00 <Thoth> just heard an interesting report
04:00 <doctor> it's great, the world is wonderful. just think of all the colourful yellow dandelions and shit
04:00 <Thoth> mag 2.0 seizmic movement in charletown qld
04:00 <Thoth> caused by the explosion of a truck carrying ammonium nitrate
04:00 <tr1p1ea> those arent dandelions, they are asians
04:00 <Thoth> two fire appliances & one police car missing
04:00 <tooheys> bullshit?
04:00 <Thoth> no shit
04:00 <Thoth> doesn't seem to be in media yet
05:00 <Thoth> http://www.ga.gov.au/earthquakes/getQuakeDetails.do?quakeId=3570657
05:00 <Thoth> "Depth: 0 km"
05:00 <Thoth> indicates explosion
05:00 <doctor> asians are beautiful. their skin matches the same colour as the phlegm they spit on the pavement
06:00 <Thoth> apparently a multi-state response is being arranged
06:00 <tooheys> thats not very nice why not be mean to an ethnic group which actually deserves it eg muslims 
06:00 <Saemon> wheres loof
06:00 <Saemon> his wife is asian
06:00 <Saemon> he should be an expert on this topic
07:00 <Saemon> muslims are fucked cuz of their religion
07:00 <doctor> i thought i was being nice. its a compliment really
07:00 <Saemon> it gives them too radical ideologies
07:00 <Saemon> take away islam from muslims
07:00 <Saemon> and they would be just like everyone else
08:00 <tooheys> not really. over half of them are inbred
08:00 <TheRiddler> saemon stfu
08:00 <British^Meat> yer get bent Saemon
08:00 <tooheys> he's actually right, guys
09:00 <doctor> they'd kill in the name of something else
10:00 <tr1p1ea> lol @ muslims
10:00 <tr1p1ea> we should just sit back and wait for them to exterminate one another
10:00 <tr1p1ea> "welcome to 2000BC" - Muslims
10:00 <tooheys> the problem is theyll end up exterminating us as well.
11:00 <tr1p1ea> or we should create 'Lake Iraq"
11:00 <tooheys> but lets not lose our credibility by saying things like that, if we want to educate people on the problems with islam we need to provide proper facts and evidence
11:00 <doctor> I don't really care about them to be honest
12:00 <doctor> i've only seen a few in my life time
12:00 <tr1p1ea> do we import anything from the middle eat? I know we export to them
12:00 <tr1p1ea> like grains etc
12:00 <tooheys> i cant walk down my street without seeing someone in a hijab
12:00 <tr1p1ea> east*
12:00 <tr1p1ea> torrorists everywhere in melb
13:00 <tooheys> tr1p1ea, oil?
13:00 <tr1p1ea> +e
13:00 <tr1p1ea> not exactly middle eastern companies however
13:00 <doctor> if only johnny howard didn't take your guns away
13:00 <tooheys> that only affected legitimate gun owners
13:00 <tooheys> you can still get any gun you want 
14:00 <tr1p1ea> still, how many mass shootings have there been since that faggot martin bryant?
14:00 <tooheys> how many was there before him?
14:00 <tooheys> innocent people shouldnt have been punished for the stupidity of one man
14:00 <tooheys> its not like it was a big problem like it is in the usa
14:00 <Saemon> but look at the u.s
14:00 <Saemon> ppl are allowed to own guns
15:00 <Saemon> and look how many mass shootings have occured there
15:00 <Saemon> australia has done the right thing by not being like america with our gun laws
15:00 <doctor> we still have mass killing. just of the likes of sprinkling arsenic at the local sizzler salad bar
16:00 <tooheys> yes we have, but that gun buyback was unfair on legitimate gun owners and did absolutely nothing to stop people from getting their hands on those guns illegally
16:00 <Saemon> but doctor, when has something as outragous as that actually happend?
16:00 <Saemon> link please
16:00 <Saemon> something like that takes effort and most potential mass killers wont bother cuz of it
16:00 <tooheys> sizzler? didnt they go under 20 years ago
16:00 <Saemon> but with a gun readily avaible, the decision to mass kill
17:00 <doctor> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2006-03-01/sizzler-shuts-salad-bars-over-poison-scare/808550
17:00 <Saemon> would be much more easier
17:00 <doctor> plus that weird asian guy that burnt down that nursing home
17:00 <doctor> they still happen, just a gun is a lot more.. vocal?
17:00 <Saemon> pffft that was only a scare though
17:00 <Saemon> no one actually died from that sizzler incident
17:00 <Saemon> with a gun however
18:00 <tooheys> itd be pretty cool to blow away a heap of scumbags with a gun, but how you could do it to innocent people who have done nothing wrong ill never know
18:00 <Saemon> the killer could have just walked in and BANG BANG BANG!
18:00 <Saemon> outcome would have been very different.
18:00 <doctor> yeah probably easier to kill someone with a gun than poison, but banning something doesn't stop anyone with nefarious purposes
19:00 <Saemon> sewell banning them has prevented mass shootings from occurring in this country like it does in america
19:00 <Saemon> so, so far, it works
19:00 <Saemon> leave it be
19:00 <Saemon> dont fix or change whats not broken.
20:00 <doctor> nah, if people want blood they'll take blood. like I said, a gun is just more vocal
20:00 <Saemon> well then, if they want blood, let them attempt to take blood via other means
20:00 <Saemon> dont allow them the opportunity or possibility of using a gun to satisfy their bloodlust.
21:00 <doctor> but I want a gun
22:00 <Saemon> wat for
22:00 <Saemon> theres really no reason to have one
22:00 <doctor> not because I want to shoot people, but because I think that they're pretty cool
22:00 <Saemon> then just buy a model one
22:00 <doctor> nah I want a real one
22:00 <Saemon> well you have no reason so use a real one anyway
22:00 <Saemon> and they look the same
23:00 <Saemon> so wats the diff
23:00 <doctor> yeah but I want a real one
23:00 <doctor> don't you want one?
23:00 <Saemon> hell no
23:00 <doctor> why not?
23:00 <Saemon> cuz theres nothing i can do with it
23:00 <Saemon> we arent allowed to use it
23:00 <Saemon> cant shoot it
23:00 <Saemon> wats the point? deadweight
23:00 <doctor> you'd be coolio saemon with one
23:00 <Saemon> clutter
24:00 <doctor> no fucker would ever give you grief again
24:00 <milk> get a gun license then
24:00 <Saemon> i do like gangstas paradise 
24:00 <Saemon> well 
24:00 <Saemon> if im gona get a gun
24:00 <Saemon> then im gona go all out n get a gold plated ak-47 like saddam hussien had
25:00 <doctor> i think you should have one
25:00 <British^Meat> my screen is flooded with Saemon
25:00 <Saemon> that shit is a thing of beauty 
25:00 <tooheys> LOL British^Meat 
25:00 <British^Meat> r u going for #3 on the stats?
25:00 <tooheys> ive got saemon all over my screen too
25:00 <faux> lmao
25:00 <British^Meat> ha i see what u did there
25:00 <Saemon> stop aiming for your screen then when you cum
25:00 <Saemon> use a sock
26:00 <tr1p1ea> point stands, no mass shootings since
26:00 <tr1p1ea> a criminal is going to get a gun in all likelihoo
26:00 <tooheys> British^Meat i thought u were doing the same thing didnt u mean it like that lol
27:00 <Saemon> guns are an equaliser though
27:00 <tr1p1ea> but martin bryant was a citizen with an AR-15 before turning lunatic
27:00 <Saemon> say if u were a frail old man
27:00 <tr1p1ea> fucking tassie
27:00 <Saemon> some young gym junkie thug wants to fuck u up
27:00 <tr1p1ea> all cunts down there, they need to cull the lot
27:00 <Saemon> having a gun on u then sure would be useful
27:00 <Bastardly_One> s
27:00 <Bastardly_One> t
27:00 <doctor> guns are always good
27:00 <Bastardly_One> f
27:00 <Bastardly_One> u
27:00 <tr1p1ea> welcome to america
28:00 <doctor> don't let a few loose screws let you change your mind
28:00 <Saemon> <Saemon> say if u were a frail old man
28:00 <tr1p1ea> lets live in a street where every paranoid old person is packing
28:00 <Saemon> speak of the devil
28:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One just became active
28:00 <tr1p1ea> and they shoot at shadows
28:00 <doctor> shoot them back
28:00 <tr1p1ea> old people already got to play with guns, unrestricted when they were young
29:00 <tr1p1ea> so fuck them
29:00 <Saemon> guns are for pussies though
29:00 <Saemon> i dont need a gun to kill someone
29:00 <doctor> how so?
29:00 <tr1p1ea> like black american niggers
30:00 <tr1p1ea> guns arent tough, they are soft
30:00 <Saemon> i own a bow and arrow
30:00 <Saemon> something that takes actual skill to use
30:00 <tr1p1ea> ...
30:00 <Saemon> fucken go legolas on your ass
31:00 <tr1p1ea> right after you read the hunger games?
31:00 <Saemon> pffft that shits gay teenybopper shit
31:00 <doctor> you going wrestle a pack of dingos just to prove how manly you are?
31:00 <Saemon> yes
31:00 <Saemon> but WWE style wrestling though
31:00 <doctor> that would be pretty manly if you did
31:00 <tr1p1ea> dingos the bastards
31:00 <Saemon> i will hit the dingo on the head with a steel chair
32:00 <doctor> id fisty cuff the lot of them and use my guns to shoot the air after as celebration
33:00 <Saemon> i want a 17th century pistol musket 
33:00 <Saemon> thats so badass
33:00 <Saemon> cuz it takes time and u have to aim poinblank very carefully at the person u want to shoot
33:00 <doctor> yeah i can see the appeal in one of those
34:00 <Saemon> so like, if u are gona shoot someone with your musket, you really have to mean it
34:00 <doctor> can't just spray and pray
34:00 <Saemon> yup
34:00 <Saemon> takes nerves of steel too
35:00 <doctor> gotta earn your kill
35:00 <British^Meat> i cant take it any more
35:00 <British^Meat> any more Saemon and im gonna spew
35:00 <Saemon> and u have quite a long time to decide in between loading and aiming the musket
35:00 <Saemon> to consider what you are about to do
35:00 <Saemon> so when someone does shoot someone with a musket
35:00 <Saemon> u know they really do mean it
35:00 <Saemon> cuz they have all that time to think about it n back out 
36:00 <tooheys> LOL BMP
37:00 <doctor> it's important to reconsider your actions when you plan to liberate someones brain from their skull
37:00 <Saemon> omg
37:00 <Saemon> the 17th century dueling with musket pistols
37:00 <Saemon> those are so badass n hardcore
37:00 <milk> ebay
37:00 <Saemon> imagine the major balls it would take
37:00 <Saemon> to be in that sort of duel
37:00 <Saemon> i would fucken shit myself
38:00 <Saemon> stand there in the face of death, the anticipation
38:00 <tooheys> ive had too much saemon im starting to feel sick i dont think i can take another load
38:00 <doctor> see Saemon, this is why we should all have guns. they're just too god damn awesome
38:00 <Saemon> hrm well
38:00 <Saemon> muskets, yes
38:00 <Saemon> modern guns? no
38:00 <Saemon> they are for pussies
39:00 <Saemon> just spray n pray like you said
39:00 <Saemon> muskets takes actual nerves n skill to use
39:00 <doctor> musket will do fine, but that's just a taste of what's on offer
39:00 <Serenity> jesus christ
39:00 <Saemon> then yes doctor, i can agree with you on that
39:00 <Serenity> where are all the good people tonight
40:00 <tooheys> im gonna have to clean my monitor its got saemon all over it
40:00 <Serenity> rofl
41:00 <Bastardly_One> having lives probably
41:00 <Thoth> Serenity... stop being jealous of everyones tits.
41:00 <Saemon> yeah friday night
42:00 <Saemon> fri n sat nights are the standard nights that ppl go out n socialise
42:00 <Serenity> im jealous of yours the most Thoth
42:00 <Saemon> a diet of kfc n maccas has given Thoth tits 
43:00 <Saemon> i know cuz same has happend to me
43:00 <Thoth> I know. Its okay
44:00 <Serenity> mmm mussells
44:00 <Serenity> mussels?
44:00 <Serenity> whateva
45:00 <Saemon> how is it eaten? ive seen ppl slup them or something 
45:00 <Thoth> Oysters allegidly improve sex
45:00 <Saemon> and are they raw?
45:00 <Serenity> thats oysters.
45:00 <Saemon> oh ok
45:00 <Serenity> these are smoked mussles
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought that said smoked missles
46:00 <Saemon> yeah coz thats edible.
46:00 <Thoth> The telegraph say that a single group of scientists say so, therefore its fact
46:00 <Thoth> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1486054/Raw-oysters-really-are-aphrodisiacs-say-scientists-and-now-is-the-time-to-eat-them.html
47:00 <Serenity> thats an old theory
47:00 <Saemon> apparently chocolate is too
47:00 <Thoth> sure, for fat bitches
47:00 <Saemon> lol
47:00 <Serenity> yeah only fat people eat chocolate..
47:00 <doctor> i don't usually feel like a tug after eating oysters or chocolate
47:00 <Thoth> no, only fat people get sexually aroused by chocolate
48:00 <Thoth> oh and white american girls
48:00 <Bastardly_One> chocolate gives you the same joy/relaxation ... bit different
48:00 <Saemon> well thats not true for everyone 
48:00 <Saemon> im fat and i dnt get aroused by chocolate
48:00 <Serenity> its actually proven thers stuff in chocolate that works as an antidepressant
48:00 <Serenity> relaxant
48:00 <Serenity> etc
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
48:00 <Serenity> its in the plant its nothing to do with being fat
48:00 <Maurice> Holy fuck I couldn't handle it anymore
48:00 <Maurice> His mother is beyond a joke
49:00 <Saemon> well ive eaten 3 mars bars today
49:00 <doctor> probably because it tastes nice
49:00 <Saemon> why dont i feel any happier
49:00 <doctor> lol
49:00 <Thoth> http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/18/health/18real.html?_r=0
49:00 <doctor> because it's all nonsense pseudoscience
49:00 <Serenity> mars bars arent chocolate
49:00 <Saemon> say what
49:00 <Serenity> its a pretty pile of sugar
50:00 <Serenity> good quality chocolate has little sugar
50:00 <Saemon> whats a good quality chocolate?
50:00 <Thoth> Serenity: you're offending the african americans, you racist
50:00 <Saemon> those cadbury breakable ones?
50:00 <Serenity> .
50:00 <Thoth> good quality chocolate is entirely sugar
50:00 <Serenity> fuck up saemon dont speak to me anymore
50:00 <Bastardly_One> non compound dark chocolate
51:00 <Serenity> dark chocolate is great
51:00 <Serenity> lots of antioxidants
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
51:00 <Bastardly_One> so is tea and I drink a fair bit of that 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go 
51:00 <tooheys> apparently smoking is worse than wearing a fucking dog collar
51:00 <Serenity> Maurice is it in bed yet?
51:00 <tooheys> what planet do some people live on
51:00 <Serenity> wearing a dog collar?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna be a thin as me drink lots of tea, eat chocolate and smoke
52:00 <Saemon> sure. thats why you're thin.
52:00 <tooheys> yeah u know how those goth fuckwits wear them 
52:00 <doctor> i read somewhere recently that e-cigarretes were a gateway drug towards cocaine. this is science so it must be true
52:00 <Maurice> Sadly no
52:00 <Maurice> I just left them in the shed
52:00 <Thoth> Bastardly_One: what about the balding?
52:00 <Serenity> oh gross
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that's being elderly
52:00 <Maurice> If I hear 'my 7 month old twin grandkids are so adorable' I was either gonna kill myself or everyone within reach
53:00 <Saemon> errr
53:00 <Thoth> ...
53:00 <Serenity> sure they look stupid tooheys but how is wearing jewelery worse than smoking?
53:00 <Saemon> brad pitt is about the same age as yo Bastardly_One
53:00 <Saemon> and he looks nowhere near as old as you.
53:00 <Thoth> He does look pretty stupid but, like B1
53:00 <tooheys> well dont u think someone who dresses as a dog looks a lot dumber than someone having a smoke
53:00 <Saemon> i think he's actually older than b1
53:00 <Saemon> brad pitt is like 45 or 46
53:00 <Maurice> Yet they both have legs
53:00 <Maurice> They win
54:00 <Serenity> oh you mean looks wise
55:00 <Saemon> wow joan rivers is dead
55:00 <Thoth> wow I don't care at all
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the real joan rivers died in vegas
55:00 <Serenity> oh god
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the plastic surgery just finally wore out
55:00 <Saemon> wat do u mean
55:00 <doctor> i'm sure they have some credible scientific evidence thats undergone extensive peer review critique to distinguish why smoking is more harmful than wearing a dog collar
56:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of collars
56:00 <Serenity> shut up
56:00 <doctor> i'm sure they spent a lot of money on it aswell
56:00 <Bastardly_One> 10 hrs until that event thing
56:00 <Serenity> shut up shut up
56:00 <Maurice> Welcome to forever ago you stupid twat
56:00 <Bastardly_One> stage nerves 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <Saemon> that thing where all you weirdos beat eachother up?
56:00 <Maurice> I feel I should warn people that I am in the mood to ban anyone who gets on my nerves by being a dickhead
56:00 <Saemon> da fuck man
56:00 <Thoth> Bastardly_One: she still had nice tits but - http://entrylevelheiress.typepad.com/entrylevelheiress/images/oscarsdolly2_1.jpg
56:00 <Serenity> oh shoosh
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah where people beat the shit out of each other 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry that made me laugh
57:00 <Serenity> thats dolly parton.
57:00 <Saemon> its like ufc
57:00 <Thoth> same diff
57:00 <Saemon> but jsut that you wear gay leather shiy
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... UFC
57:00 <Serenity> no not really
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
58:00 <Maurice> The fuck
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had this vision of something between this particular Dom and this rather aggressive sub boy
58:00 <Maurice> How is it the same when they're different people
58:00 <Bastardly_One> UFC in leather indee
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <Thoth> Is this joan rivers?
58:00 <Thoth> http://www.dontpaniconline.com/media/magazine/body/2012-08-13/images/Heidi%20Montag%20Before%20and%20After%20Plastic%20Surgery%202.jpg
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that's kind of funny
58:00 <Maurice> I can feel my first ban coming up
58:00 <Serenity> Thoth was good for like 1 day now hes turned into a fucking jelly brain
58:00 <Serenity> what the hell happened
59:00 <Saemon> omg i am currently so in love with songs by angus and julia stone
00:00 <Saemon> where have they been all my life
00:00 <Saemon> ive only recently discovered there music ^_^
00:00 <Bastardly_One> welcome to 4 yrs ago
00:00 <Serenity> lol the accents on this show
00:00 <Serenity> 'sumink'
01:00 <Serenity> nuffink
01:00 <Saemon> brits?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> what show?
01:00 <Serenity> birds of a feather
01:00 <Serenity> cockney accents
02:00 <Maurice> Cockaknee
02:00 <tooheys> theyre normal accents :/
02:00 <Serenity> if you're from england maybe
02:00 <Serenity> but last i checked we're from australia
02:00 <tooheys> yeah dont remind me
03:00 <Serenity> fuck off then
03:00 <tooheys> im going to, i hate this shithole
03:00 <Thoth> We're glad
03:00 <Serenity> see ya
03:00 <Bastardly_One> English eh?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, go home
03:00 <Bastardly_One> worse than americans
03:00 <Thoth> Once the english fuck off we can declare this place rooland and go back to dreamtime bruzz
04:00 <Saemon> i dont get why we're so anti-england
04:00 <Saemon> we were created by england
04:00 <Serenity> we arent anything
04:00 <Thoth> Why do the english make windy roads anyway? Everyone else builds them straight, in grids.
05:00 <Saemon> samw with america
05:00 <Serenity> stop involving yourself in things that do not concern you
05:00 <Saemon> wtf super size me is on 
05:00 <Saemon> on 7mate
06:00 <Thoth> The only english person thats alright is queen elizabeth. Prince charles is a cock tho
06:00 <Saemon> that was on recently, how many times are they gona show that
06:00 <Thoth> I think charles is the worst english person
06:00 <Serenity> go and watch it
06:00 <Saemon> i am watching it
06:00 <Saemon> and its currently making crave a double quater pounder with cheese
07:00 <beehhh> 7 internet shows the whole country accept darwin
07:00 <Skirmish> The Illusionist is a fantastic movie.
07:00 <Saemon> watchin him eat it
07:00 <Saemon> damn him
08:00 <beehhh> 9 used to deliver that
08:00 <Saemon> i wonder if the shooting style
08:00 <Saemon> with guns
08:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0xO64icGSY
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Illusionist [2006] | Trailer (Aug 11, 2012) 2:33 - Category: Film & Animation - 218,684 - 165 likes (93.8%), 11 dislikes (6.3%)
08:00 <Saemon> as shown in equilibrium really works
09:00 <simba> i watched "teh fighter" last night it was cool
09:00 <simba> batman thought he was in a movie about fighting but it was about drugs!!!!!!!
11:00 <Skirmish> There is another movie about magicians you should also watch .... 
12:00 <Skirmish> Sorry I had to look it up.  The Prestige. 
12:00 <slinky_J> dont talk about me Skirmish
12:00 <slinky_J> idc
12:00 <slinky_J> ily bye!!
13:00 <Skirmish> Welcome back mother mew. 
13:00 <slinky_J> oh cool
13:00 <Mew> thx papa S
13:00 <slinky_J> teach us how to be restricted for normal
14:00 <simba> nice
14:00 <Saemon> tuckshop!!!!
14:00 <slinky_J> how to go to school with turtles on our feet
14:00 <Saemon> hows it goin
14:00 <Mew> pissjug!!! 
14:00 <slinky_J> and beat rap to that
14:00 <Mew> good u?
14:00 <Saemon> tell pirate i said 'sup'
14:00 <Mew> I definitely totally will
14:00 <Mew> pinky prom
14:00 <Saemon> not good im lonely sad and single
14:00 <Saemon> nothin new here lolz
15:00 <simba> youre never lonely on irc!
16:00 <slinky_J> fuck these two bitches like dogs and I'll jack off on the third!!!!
16:00 <slinky_J> woooooooo
16:00 <Skirmish> Just ignore slinky_J. He is completely fried. 
16:00 <tooheys> wish i was
17:00 <Skirmish> You wish you had taken so many drugs that you make the retarded you normally are appear normal?
18:00 <tooheys> well no 
18:00 <tooheys> being pissed would be nice though
18:00 <Chev> What shenanigans are happening here
18:00 <simba> song 4 all u oldies  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwV9ZQmaBWg
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SOS Band - The Finest (Apr 21, 2008) 6:08 - Category: Music - 950,959 - likes (99.1%), dislikes (0.9%) dislikes (0.9%)
18:00 <beehhh> a woman n a child perished away in syd shop arson attack
19:00 <beehhh> hey hey blokes were saying to each other
20:00 <tooheys> goodnight poofters
21:00 <tooheys> some of us actually have to go to work in the morning
21:00 <simba> ok dude
21:00 <simba> had another bad night with the ladies on facebook?
22:00 <simba> *sigh*.... tooheys h8s how women say they want something but then they dont want it *grr* lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
22:00 <Bastardly_One> blind
22:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't even notice she was here
22:00 <Skirmish> lol @ Chev popping in.
22:00 <Skirmish> She must be bored.
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah to ask me something
23:00 <Bastardly_One> why she couldn't ask me on FB I have no idea tbh
23:00 <Skirmish> Oh la de da
23:00 <Bastardly_One> she's looking for an old mate 
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> must be reminiscing
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Nicron
23:00 <simba> -_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________-
23:00 <Skirmish> I didn't ask what she wanted.
23:00 <simba> signed, the channel
23:00 <Bastardly_One> only other person that would know isn't here
24:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck me this shoulder
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't mind the shoulder pain as much as the nerves to the fingers seem to be in the same area and makes my arm stiff and fingers stuff and numb
25:00 <Skirmish> Nobody asked to know about your shoulder.
25:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I told you
25:00 <Skirmish> Nobody ... that was my point.
26:00 <Skirmish> simba: Have you watched the Sherlock Holmes movies with Downey Jnr in them?
27:00 <simba> nope
27:00 <Bastardly_One> semen
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
27:00 <Skirmish> Check them out.  Very good movies with fantastic twists and endings. 
27:00 <simba> Sherlock Holmes 2009 ??
27:00 <Bastardly_One> this bella angle needs Zeb Colter and Paul Heyman
27:00 <Skirmish> Probably the best endings in any movie I have ever seen.
27:00 <Bastardly_One> managing both
28:00 <Bastardly_One> they are great movies
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Sherlock is more a superhero though
28:00 <slinky_J> Ahhhhah so why Bastardly_One be repeating and re-breathing, I be spitting on a tomb that aint laid yet but flour like PHOAW
28:00 <Saemon> omg Bastardly_One
29:00 <Skirmish> I was surprised as to how good Guy Ritchie as a director is. 
29:00 <Saemon> so true
29:00 <slinky_J> Saemon
29:00 <Saemon> heyman and colter would work so well together
29:00 <slinky_J> why dont you msg your hero asking how many breaths
29:00 <Saemon> too bad they only interacted for abit 
29:00 <slinky_J> that'd be my album man
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I like Robert Downey Jr though
29:00 <Skirmish> simba: 2009 and 2011. 
29:00 <Saemon> when cesaro left the real americans to become a heyman guy
29:00 <slinky_J> How Many Breaths ft. Fugees
29:00 <Bastardly_One> if you don't like him I dunno if you'll like them 
29:00 <slinky_J> loooord
29:00 <Bastardly_One> they are superheroish
30:00 <Saemon> slinky_J my mates from the mongols were wondering were you were mate.
30:00 <Skirmish> Superheros have super powers. Sherlock Holmes doesn't have any super powers. 
30:00 <beehhh> thought i was an assest for aust
30:00 <Bastardly_One> either does Batman
31:00 <Bastardly_One> there goes that point
31:00 <Skirmish> Also, the BBC Sherlock series with Cumberbatch is also quite good.
31:00 <simba> haha holy shit, that don guy from breaking bad is manny from scarface, tony montanas best m8 http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120713055719/breakingbad/images/9/91/4x8_Don_Eladio.png
31:00 <beehhh> geoff shaw n bushwell goes fishing together at kangaroo island now
31:00 <Saemon> tony stark doesnt either
31:00 <Saemon> netiehr does captain america
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that is a really good series Skirmish
31:00 <slinky_J> do this like
31:00 <slinky_J> Saemon
31:00 <beehhh> you have hots for ham?
32:00 <slinky_J> do a song dude about b1
32:00 <Skirmish> They use items to give them super-like powers.  Sherlock holmes does not.  
32:00 <Saemon> wat sorta song?
32:00 <slinky_J> You can try but you can't divide the try!
32:00 <beehhh> i liked his running part good motivation
32:00 <slinky_J> And b1 like every actor will play his part
32:00 <Bastardly_One> which fucking holmes movie has guns?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> it's that one innit?
32:00 <slinky_J> he's gonna do a fag shit like put on a mask
32:00 <Saemon> Skirmish yes he does
32:00 <slinky_J> and he's a rap pos, spandex faggot.
32:00 <Saemon> sherlock holmes is a detective
32:00 <slinky_J> werd
33:00 <slinky_J> Saemon
33:00 <Saemon> he uses a magnifying glass to give himself above normal vision
33:00 <Skirmish> Detectives have super powers now?
33:00 <slinky_J> im ur mate bro
33:00 <slinky_J> me panda
33:00 <slinky_J> b1 fkn hates u man
33:00 <beehhh> buswell cant wait to be on the dole so is mr shaw the senetor of frankston
33:00 <slinky_J> talks shit about u
33:00 <Saemon> no he doesnt
33:00 <slinky_J> fk skirmish he's just a girl that wants a dick.
33:00 <Saemon> b1 and i get along now
33:00 <slinky_J> b1 hates you
33:00 <beehhh> he was forced to resign
33:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One is this true?
33:00 <slinky_J> he talks shit about you
33:00 <rookal> b1 is a loser
33:00 <slinky_J> in here
34:00 <slinky_J> behind ur back
34:00 <Bastardly_One> blah blah blah blah blah 
34:00 <Saemon> let him speak for himself now
34:00 <Bastardly_One> simon
34:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One is this true?
34:00 <slinky_J> fuck up b1
34:00 <Skirmish> I think it's bed time. 
34:00 <slinky_J> admit it dude
34:00 <Saemon> is what slinky_J say is true?
34:00 <rookal> b1 is a fucking piece of shit
34:00 <slinky_J> conflict is slick
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I say to your face you annoy me when you annoy me 
34:00 <Skirmish> I've endured enough stupidity for now. 
34:00 <slinky_J> admit to your shit
34:00 <beehhh> you think or you will think?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna fall for a wasted fuckwit be my guest
34:00 <slinky_J> you P666 bitch
34:00 <rookal> pohs kitchen
34:00 <slinky_J> b1
34:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One your a freakon two faced 2 timing rat snake dog mate
34:00 <slinky_J> who you think called cop on u
34:00 <slinky_J> me
34:00 <beehhh> thought i was valuable for that country once
35:00 <slinky_J> Saemon
35:00 <Saemon> no fucken honor
35:00 <slinky_J> he hates u dude
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ you idiot ... what cops?
35:00 <slinky_J> he talks shit about u all the time
35:00 <simba> whos talkin sh!t
35:00 <slinky_J> b1 hates Saemon
35:00 <slinky_J> tell Saemon
35:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One if u are gona talk sht about me, at least have the guts to do it when im herr
35:00 <Saemon> here*
35:00 <rookal> who cares who hates who
35:00 <slinky_J> man
35:00 <slinky_J> he dont have guts
35:00 <rookal> slinky_J do not worry about them
35:00 <beehhh> im the new resort manager for marriott vancouver
36:00 <slinky_J> he has guts like steppin on worms
36:00 <slinky_J> right Bastardly_One?
36:00 <beehhh> newly joined GM
36:00 <Skirmish> If I knew slinky_J's full name and address I think I would report him to crime stoppers as a drug dealer for shits and giggles and wait how long till his house for raided.
37:00 <rookal> Skirmish cops dont just raid ppl houses
37:00 <beehhh> i'd make myself happy with wealth n fun
37:00 <rookal> dont be so stupid
37:00 <rookal> and you recon you work in customs lol
37:00 <Skirmish> rookal: If they believe the information is credible they do.
37:00 <beehhh> cops cant catch ya when ya high fly
37:00 <rookal> Skirmish no they do not
38:00 <rookal> for cops to raid someones home they need serious proof of dealing
38:00 <beehhh> syd coustoms been rort we all know that
38:00 <slinky_J> aye Saemon just making sure
38:00 <slinky_J> you dont listen to Bastardly_One anymore
38:00 <Skirmish> "serious proof" 
38:00 <beehhh> planning for a second bypass airport rings a bell
38:00 <Skirmish> lol 
38:00 <slinky_J> that dude srsly talks shit about you
38:00 <slinky_J> he's like some fucking white bruce lee lookin shit
38:00 <rookal> yeh Skirmish
39:00 <slinky_J> cept
39:00 <Saemon> give me some proof slinky_J
39:00 <Skirmish> "Your honour, we come before you today requesting a warrant. We have bought with us, serious proof as opposed to not serious proof."
39:00 <slinky_J> if he gets up he gotta HUFF HUFF
39:00 <rookal> i.e one drug deal on a street wont mean a raid fuckwit
39:00 <Saemon> logs
39:00 <slinky_J> proof?
39:00 <Saemon> yep
39:00 <slinky_J> ask him
39:00 <slinky_J> he's a bitch ass nigga
39:00 <Saemon> i did he doesnt answer
39:00 <slinky_J> ask him if he talks shit about you
39:00 <Saemon> since u know what he does
39:00 <slinky_J> yer
39:00 <rookal> he is a bitch boys dont worry about him
39:00 <Saemon> show me proof
39:00 <slinky_J> cause he is a bitch!!!!!!!!!!
39:00 <rookal> slinky_J he is
39:00 <slinky_J> "{
39:00 <Saemon> or stop accusing Bastardly_One slinky_J
39:00 <rookal> he is a pure bitch
39:00 <beehhh> slinky_J has a free range poulrty at the knagroo island not
39:00 <rookal> as big a bitch as pandas 
40:00 <slinky_J> :( wah wah im b1 i talk shit now i get owned dick up my asssss
40:00 <slinky_J> nah Saemon
40:00 <Saemon> sorry slinky_J but Bastardly_One is mt friend
40:00 <Saemon> my*
40:00 <slinky_J> he hates you
40:00 <Saemon> i trust him more than i trust you
40:00 <slinky_J> im trying to help u
40:00 <slinky_J> im ur mate
40:00 <beehhh> boats drop him with a cask of JB
40:00 <slinky_J> i ever dog u
40:00 <Saemon> until u can show me proof 
40:00 <slinky_J> "
40:00 <slinky_J> ?
40:00 <slinky_J> ever?
40:00 <slinky_J> have i
40:00 <slinky_J> nope
40:00 <beehhh> maybe you should
40:00 <Saemon> i think you are just trying to druve a wegde between me and Bastardly_One mate
40:00 <slinky_J> dude
40:00 <slinky_J> i never dogged u
40:00 <slinky_J> im tellin u
40:00 <beehhh> dodged
41:00 <slinky_J> dont bother with him
41:00 <slinky_J> he just talks shit behind ur back
41:00 <slinky_J> and do i? nope!!!!!!!
41:00 <slinky_J> see how he aint talkin
41:00 <slinky_J> stickin up for himself?
41:00 <rookal> b1 is a loser
41:00 <slinky_J> he's so fucking weak bro
41:00 <Saemon> slinky_J well you have hurt my feelings before
41:00 <slinky_J> ^^
41:00 <rookal> he is slinky_J
41:00 <beehhh> it shows
41:00 <rookal> he is so weak
41:00 <slinky_J> b1 lah!
41:00 <beehhh> leh
41:00 <Saemon> slinky_J remember what u said to me?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> simon ... wd for once
42:00 <simba> this is gayer than beehhh and his trannie boyfriend
42:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, back to what I was doing
42:00 <slinky_J> b1 cares about his slick bald head like YO IUM B1 I GOT NOTHIN IN ME FRIDGE  EVERYTHING IS MY ENEMY I GOT ANTS ANT ANT ANTS
42:00 <beehhh> pardon simba whats with you if i suck ten cocks?
42:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahaha
42:00 <slinky_J> b1
42:00 <simba> beehhh fuck off
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I think the channel interuption needs a rest
42:00 <slinky_J> naw man
42:00 <Saemon> slinky_J you're not even fucken listening to what im saying
42:00 <slinky_J> it's just
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you do 
42:00 <Saemon> shows how much u really care 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up
42:00 <Saemon> about me
42:00 <slinky_J> Saemon pm me
43:00 <slinky_J> b1
43:00 <Saemon> nah we do it all here bro
43:00 <beehhh> simba shoves his head in a twat and listens to trance music
43:00 <Saemon> the cats outta the bag now
43:00 <slinky_J> go get some sorta air
43:00 <rookal> lol
43:00 <rookal> he does
43:00 <slinky_J> huff huff
43:00 <slinky_J> puff
43:00 <Saemon> slinky_J
43:00 <slinky_J> so sweet
43:00 <Saemon> listen to me now
43:00 <rookal> b1 has no life just irc
43:00 <Saemon> oi
43:00 <slinky_J> Saemon
43:00 <simba> trance is shit
43:00 <slinky_J> trance is shit right now
43:00 <Saemon> slinky_J you once said i was a faggot for "namedropping"
43:00 <rookal> all music is good if you know the right songs
43:00 <slinky_J> i just cant be out here with trance simba
43:00 <simba> that trancells so hot right now
43:00 <slinky_J> i got aces
43:00 <slinky_J> uno
43:00 <Saemon> justify that
44:00 <rookal> do you eat cat food?
44:00 <Saemon> that statement hurt my feelings pretty bad
44:00 <rookal> no because all food is not bad
44:00 <slinky_J> Saemon, I was born up inna promise, on the prom night land, i couldnt give a fuck about Saemon and his man
44:00 <rookal> just like all art is not bad and all tv is not bad and all clothing is not bad
44:00 <slinky_J> smd
44:00 <slinky_J> ;)
44:00 <rookal> where is pandas?
44:00 <Skirmish> Oh ... B1.  If Vic laws are the same .... you may not want to pretend your a black rapper that knows the law. "Police can also search you (and your car, boat or other vehicle and possessions) if they have reasonable grounds"
44:00 <slinky_J> here rookal
44:00 <slinky_J> im pandas
44:00 <Skirmish> you're*
44:00 <Saemon> slinky_J Bastardly_One is cool
44:00 <rookal> you are pandas?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah reasonable grounds
44:00 <Saemon> you are the faggot here slinky_J
45:00 <slinky_J> yer
45:00 <slinky_J> lols
45:00 <rookal> ohh fuck u cunt
45:00 <Saemon> i am on Bastardly_One's side, not yours slinky_J
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I was being a dick and got lucky Skirmish
45:00 <rookal> ur a fucking loser mate
45:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
45:00 <Saemon> i haye you slinky_J
45:00 <rookal> piss off hopwood u fucking vb bottled cunt
45:00 <Saemon> i hate you
45:00 <rookal> u got bashed in ur own house faggot
45:00 <Bastardly_One> very lucky ... not gonna be doing it again Skirmish
45:00 <slinky_J> sha bang bang shi bang!
45:00 <slinky_J> b1
45:00 <rookal> for trying to be a neighboourhood watch king
45:00 <slinky_J> u luckboxed
45:00 <rookal> fuck off pandas u mug
45:00 <slinky_J> u scored two ppl nobody in life cares about :/
46:00 <rookal> u fucked mel in her black pussy
46:00 <slinky_J> woah
46:00 <slinky_J> um
46:00 <slinky_J> i would smash you for that
46:00 <slinky_J> irl
46:00 <slinky_J> mel is my mate.
46:00 <rookal> mels black pussy from her kid coming out and all the cocks in and out of her pushy
46:00 <slinky_J> that's nice
46:00 <rookal> in out. in out. in out
47:00 <slinky_J> yo simba guy
47:00 <slinky_J> ima have a cig
47:00 <Serenity> sometimes i wonder what men think happens to a vag when we give birth..
47:00 <Skirmish> How does giving birth and having sex make your vagina go black?  I don't get it.
48:00 <Bastardly_One> from what I remember
48:00 <slinky_J> <@Serenity> sometimes i wonder what knives happens to a vag when we give birth..
48:00 <slinky_J> WHuT!
48:00 <slinky_J> u cray cray!
48:00 <slinky_J> :P :P
48:00 <Saemon> slinky_J
48:00 <Saemon> why are u ignoring me now?
48:00 <Saemon> i thought you cared about me
48:00 <Saemon> tell me more of Bastardly_One's crimes agaisnt me
48:00 <Skirmish> You have the patience of a saint Serenity. 
48:00 <Serenity> no one cars about you
48:00 <slinky_J> i care about 2 ppl on irc
48:00 <Serenity> i do Skirmish?
49:00 <Saemon> slinky_J tell me more of Bastardly_One's crimes agaisnt me slinky_J
49:00 <slinky_J> was just lettin u know is all so peace dude
49:00 <Saemon> what else does Bastardly_One do behind me back Saemon ?
49:00 <slinky_J> idc about ur life laters.
49:00 <Saemon> slinky_J*
49:00 <Saemon> lol oh
49:00 <Saemon> so is this how it is hu
50:00 <Serenity> pretty sure everyone tells you to your face you're a giant knob gobbler
50:00 <Saemon> well slinky_J, at least im not a woman beater
50:00 <simba> Saemon stop being such a girl
50:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: The fact that Saemon and slinky_J have lasted all night .... yes. 
50:00 <simba> no wait thats sexist
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I have never ever seen you use your brain even simon
50:00 <simba> not even girls are this gay
50:00 <Serenity> oh im not paying attention tbh
50:00 <simba> no wait thats homophobic
50:00 <Bastardly_One> well done
50:00 <Serenity> ive just been doing my hair n shit
50:00 <slinky_J> Saemon
50:00 <simba> but i dont care about that
50:00 <slinky_J> listen to this
50:00 <slinky_J> and be a man
50:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctaSSbhe6iM
50:00 <Saemon> no 
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cage -Agent Orange (Sep 5, 2009) 5:12 - Category: Music - 411,735 - 1,974 likes (96.5%), 71 dislikes (3.5%)
50:00 <Bastardly_One> rare moment of praise for Saemon
50:00 <Saemon> slinky_J you are ignored.
50:00 <Saemon> :)
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you out trolled your troll
50:00 <Bastardly_One> wd
50:00 <slinky_J> this will make you, or break you, if you're b1 it'll fake you, coff coff
51:00 <Serenity> you're all trolls im going to bed
51:00 <Serenity> o/
51:00 <slinky_J> die in sidney Serenity!
51:00 <Skirmish> I really wish you would stop crediting people for being trolls when they're not. 
51:00 <slinky_J> i <3 u
53:00 <simba> The_REAL_ZaPbuZZ
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I have more wagon wheels
58:00 <Bastardly_One> life is good
00:00 <simba> "such is life" - ben cousins, famous philosopher
10:00 <Bastardly_One> how bogan australian
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that quote or the southern cross
17:00 <Thoth> Sluts or gtfo
05:00 <simba> OWNED CUNT
24:00 <BlackDevil> simba http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20140903/acid_picdump_11.jpg
24:00 <BlackDevil> or Bastardly_One http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20140903/acid_picdump_11.jpg
29:00 <Bastardly_One> geez
30:00 <BlackDevil> no gag reflex
30:00 <BlackDevil> thats a +
31:00 <Bastardly_One> understatement
35:00 <simba> the internet never ends
36:00 <simba> always internet; one new tab leads to ten more; chrome will never close
36:00 <simba> my internet haiku
36:00 <BlackDevil> then if you have extentions
36:00 <BlackDevil> more chrome windows
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the creator left
42:00 <Bastardly_One> we're all DOOMED!
42:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone kill themselves!
42:00 <Bastardly_One> kgo!
47:00 <BlackDevil> you know what i hate
47:00 <BlackDevil> shaving
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate that so much 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> have to agree
49:00 <Bastardly_One> even done all the time with an electric razor
49:00 <Bastardly_One> still hate it 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> despise it
53:00 <BlackDevil> yes
53:00 <BlackDevil> worst part is next to the throat
54:00 <BlackDevil> stray hairs
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I have sensitive yet leather skin all at the same time
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I can take 3 razors, even a good brand, per shave
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and if I don't take a lot of time it is a little painful
00:00 <BlackDevil> Joan Rivers died
05:00 <Bastardly_One> not that surprising
05:00 <Bastardly_One> she had a good innings
05:00 <BlackDevil> no its not
05:00 <BlackDevil> but still sad
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you know who is never gonna die?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Betty White
06:00 <BlackDevil> only white woman allowed to be racist
06:00 <BlackDevil> and its ok
06:00 <Bastardly_One> fair point 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> are you seriously black or is that just dissing you?
07:00 <BlackDevil> no one knows
07:00 <Bastardly_One> because lame arses have nothing better?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I'm curious
07:00 <simba> umm i dont think BD was saying joan rivers was racist towards him
07:00 <Bastardly_One> because it'd be shit I'd think
07:00 <Bastardly_One> never said he was
08:00 <Bastardly_One> just a mixed race guy I know over there gets enough shit 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he looks black, asian and mexican all at once
08:00 <BlackDevil> never did
10:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001672/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1
10:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Joan Rivers - Born: June 8, 1933 - Known for: The Joan Rivers Show (1968), Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work (2010), The Joan Rivers Show (1989), Fashion Police (2002)
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I get it in reverse from part of my family
10:00 <BlackDevil> still not dead on imdb
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont look maori in the slightest
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I look as anglo saxon as they come
12:00 <BlackDevil> She will rest in peace on 4 Sep. 2014. Fredericka Whitfield be damned.
12:00 <BlackDevil> lol
12:00 <BlackDevil> wikipedia
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
13:00 <Bastardly_One> someone just made a witty comment
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the plastic surgery version just died
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the real one died in vegas
14:00 <Bastardly_One> never liked her
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and always found her biggoted
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and plain loud and obnoxious
15:00 <BlackDevil> yea she is
15:00 <BlackDevil> but still funny because she didnt give a fuck
49:00 <simba> Forward, forward, down, x, forward, down, forward, forward, y, a, b, start
49:00 <BlackDevil> `devoice simba
49:00 <simba> howe dare u
49:00 <BlackDevil> thats the command
50:00 <simba> i command u
51:00 <BlackDevil> oh spank me
51:00 <simba> thunderspank
51:00 <simba> this show called The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret is not very funny
51:00 <simba> but its supposed to be
51:00 <simba> a bit of a let down!!!!!!!!
51:00 <BlackDevil> i saw it
52:00 <BlackDevil> yea, season ending sucked
52:00 <simba> how many pikachu clocks out of 5?
52:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.myfreecams.com/#AvaKittyn
10:00 <B1-not-here> sleep time
11:00 <matrix> I just woke up 
23:00 <BlackDevil> why
34:00 <BlackDevil> `topic Joan Rivers died
36:00 <BlackDevil> lets poop in the same toilet matrix
36:00 <simba> `topic SAVE FERRIS
42:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCzWPBR30Nk
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: save ferris come on eileen (Sep 26, 2006) 3:41 - Category: Music - 4,953,904 - likes (95.8%), 758 dislikes (4.2%)
45:00 <simba> ska punx
08:00 <Pieter> Whats that? 
08:00 <Pieter> Im awesome!
08:00 <Pieter> YEP) !@!!
08:00 <Pieter> *bows*
08:00 <Pieter> Hi !
09:00 <Pieter> yep , way awesome:)
09:00 <BlackDevil> ok
12:00 <simba> pieters password is pa$$word
13:00 <simba> wonder how his galaxy gear is doing lmao
19:00 <BlackDevil> simba http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/dma-262.jpg
22:00 <simba> nice lane ropes
23:00 <BlackDevil> http://izismile.com/2014/09/04/the_worst_photoshop_work_ever_done_38_pics.html
33:00 <simba> this is 4 my nigga xm whereever u are *taps chest twice* 
33:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1ruDaAthnU
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Neon Genesis Evangelion OST 1 - Fly Me To The Moon (May 27, 2008) 4:34 - Category: Entertainment - 667,774 - 3,896 likes (98.7%), 52 dislikes (1.3%)
14:00 <BlackDevil> is that your height
26:00 <matrix> wouldn't be anything else
26:00 <BlackDevil> probably not
29:00 <matrix> I find most that advertise size don't live up to it
34:00 <simba> except nine inch nails
35:00 <MusiciaN> anybody interesting in here
37:00 <BlackDevil> interested in what?
39:00 <MusiciaN> ahhh
39:00 <MusiciaN> ...
39:00 <BlackDevil> like putting things in your bum
39:00 <BlackDevil> thats interesting
40:00 <MusiciaN> and who's doing that
40:00 <BlackDevil> maybe simba
41:00 <MusiciaN> yeah... i don't think anybody here doing that would qualify as interesting
42:00 <simba> im interesting
43:00 <MusiciaN> [17:57] <TheRon> blokes say nice tits all the time to women, how often do you hear a chick say nice cock??
43:00 <BlackDevil> 0
43:00 <MusiciaN> women would never do this, men would love it
44:00 <SixInchRambo> haha
45:00 <simba> but men dont say it "to" women as much as "at" them 
45:00 <MusiciaN> and men don't go to bars in speedos
46:00 <MusiciaN> if a woman is showing clevage i don't see the problem :D
46:00 <BlackDevil> so
46:00 <BlackDevil> im watching this tv show
47:00 <SixInchRambo> how come we cant show some scrotum through the shorts?
47:00 <BlackDevil> sons of anarchy
47:00 <simba> cos balls look gross
47:00 <MusiciaN> is ball sack sexy?
47:00 <MusiciaN> lol exactly
47:00 <SixInchRambo> lol.....if its waxed :P
47:00 <simba> im bringing ball sack back
47:00 <SixInchRambo> haha lol
47:00 <BlackDevil> shaving balls is hard
48:00 <simba> dont shave them trim them
48:00 <MusiciaN> if it's waxed it just looks like sachmo's cheek
48:00 <BlackDevil> still hard
48:00 <SixInchRambo> its happened to me before at beach all the time.....when coming out of the water
48:00 <MusiciaN> um...
49:00 <MusiciaN> i've waxed my balls
49:00 <MusiciaN> painful :D
49:00 <SixInchRambo> haha
49:00 <simba> BlackDevil why would you wanna shave all your ball hair off anyway
50:00 <MusiciaN> so i could have my sack cut open
50:00 <MusiciaN> fun times
50:00 <simba> gross
50:00 <simba> theres a legit reason
50:00 <simba> did u have a nut removed
50:00 <BlackDevil> heat
50:00 <BlackDevil> the stench
50:00 <BlackDevil> itches
50:00 <BlackDevil> the crabs
50:00 <MusiciaN> nothing that drastic, just tubes snipped
51:00 <MusiciaN> it was weeping blood for days
51:00 <MusiciaN> i think i brought myself to look a couple of times
52:00 <BlackDevil> the issue is the keep the lotion on them
52:00 <BlackDevil> make sure there are no ingrowns
53:00 <MusiciaN> haha, yeah that wouldn't be good getting in grown hairs on your nuts
54:00 <MusiciaN> did you know genital lice are an endangered species these days because so many people shave their pubes
54:00 <MusiciaN> it was on QI
54:00 <simba> lol
55:00 <simba> thats awesome
55:00 <MusiciaN> qi is the best show
55:00 <simba> i wonder how that will affect the chain
55:00 <simba> are pubic lice that important
55:00 <BlackDevil>  the pubic louse, is an insect that is an obligate ectoparasite of humans.
56:00 <MusiciaN> if you ever download it make sure you get the XL episodes, the ones trimmed down to 25 minutes suck so much
56:00 <BlackDevil> They cannot jump, and feed exclusively on blood. Humans are the only known hosts of this parasite, although a closely related species, Pthirus gorillae, infects gorilla populations. The species passed to humans 3.3 million years ago.
57:00 <MusiciaN> you have to wonder if they evolved from other lice purely because of humans
58:00 <MusiciaN> mmmmmmmmmm
58:00 <MusiciaN> 3.3 million years ago humans didn't exist
59:00 <MusiciaN> even by evolutionary standards
59:00 <MusiciaN> homosapeans appeared 120 thousand years ago
00:00 <MusiciaN> i do love this episode of voyager
01:00 <MusiciaN> tuvok gets brain damaged and becomes a cook
01:00 <MusiciaN> and him and nelix become best buddies
03:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu3dJqB5W6s
03:00 <simba> this is teh shit
06:00 <BlackDevil> didnt work
07:00 <simba> too xtreme 4 the script
08:00 <BlackDevil> nah its an youtube issue
08:00 <BlackDevil> because its https
08:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu3dJqB5W6s
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kahn - Over Deh So (Jun 14, 2013) 3:08 - Category: Music - 45,247 - likes (98.9%), dislikes (1.1%) dislikes (1.1%)
08:00 <BlackDevil> have to apply the certfication
10:00 <simba> https the s is for Security
10:00 <static> morning.
11:00 <MusiciaN> http://www.dealsdirect.com.au/kids-faux-leather-recliner-blue/
11:00 <MusiciaN> so adorable
11:00 <static> bdsm
12:00 <MusiciaN> no thanks
14:00 <MusiciaN> ashleigh
15:00 <MusiciaN> interesting name that
16:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Oh thanx
16:00 <MusiciaN> A name which originated as a surname de-rived from the Old English elements æsc (ash trees) and lēah (wood, clearing, meadow, enclosure): hence,"dweller near the ash tree forest."
17:00 <MusiciaN> i wish my name was foresty
17:00 <MusiciaN> makes me think of robin hood
18:00 <ashleighXtrinity> O.o I never knew that
19:00 <MusiciaN> well there you go
23:00 <MusiciaN> its interesting to me how a name can change over from one gender to another
23:00 <BlackDevil> like David
23:00 <BlackDevil> from a guy to a girl
24:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Its interesting how PEOPLE can change over from one gender to another imo
27:00 <MusiciaN> lol
29:00 <simba> yes interesting is one way to put that
29:00 <simba> i saw arizona passed a law saying they can check your ID to see if your using the 'right' toilets- so trannies, think long and hard about who u are
30:00 <MusiciaN> lol, love it
30:00 <simba> and fine you if youre using the 'wrong' ones of course
32:00 <MusiciaN> there was a weird statistic about a country like iran
32:00 <MusiciaN> i'm sure it was islamic
32:00 <MusiciaN> because homosexuality is illegal, they make all the gays get sex changes or kill them
32:00 <MusiciaN> so homosexuality is illegal but it has the highest sex change rate in the world
32:00 <simba> lolol
33:00 <BlackDevil> College athletic director RESIGNS after comments about player's mom's boobs caught on hot mic
34:00 <MusiciaN> resigns, wow he must have been very embarressed
34:00 <MusiciaN> well his boss was anyway
45:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7LtLDbMVlI
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: girl fight gets hit with shovel (May 7, 2014) 0:21 - Category: People & Blogs - 213,420 - 516 likes (89.9%), 58 dislikes (10.1%)
49:00 <BlackDevil> so
49:00 <BlackDevil> hawt
49:00 <BlackDevil> i want to take my clothes off
02:00 <Thoth> Weird
02:00 <Thoth> Had random dreams last night about shopping at franklins
02:00 <Thoth> Does franklins even exist these days?
03:00 <BlackDevil> i had a dream about sleeping with fawks
04:00 <Thoth> Mine sounds better
05:00 <BlackDevil> [05/09/2014 10:03:05] <ZAB-999> i had a dream about sleeping with Serenity
05:00 <BlackDevil> lol
05:00 <BlackDevil> element
06:00 <simba> did he instantly notice you that
06:00 <BlackDevil> yea
06:00 <simba> hi pollock
06:00 <BlackDevil> think he is funny
06:00 <Serenity> anyone can make up logs
08:00 <BlackDevil> Steve-O went to great lengths to pull off a seemingly harmless protest of SeaWorld expense on a freeway sign ... and now the California Highway Patrol is recommending he face charges for it.
08:00 <BlackDevil> well element is a story teller of logs
09:00 <simba> element is sexy
09:00 <Serenity> well go past him shit and dont involve me you weirdo
10:00 <Loof> fuck i had like 300grams of carbs yesterday
10:00 <Loof> diet blown
11:00 <simba> its friday dont u dare fuck with serenity
11:00 <simba> Loof thats bloodey disgraceful m8 go eat a light chicken sandwich and half an apple
13:00 <ashleighXtrinity> I ruined my diet last night with half a tub of ice cream :/
15:00 <Loof> second day after you pig out your face looks all puffy
15:00 <Loof> why isn't it the next day
15:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
15:00 <FredFlinstone> only half?
15:00 <Loof> must take two days for the sugar to turn to fat
16:00 <Loof> and if you do a hardcore workout your face looks all toned two days later
16:00 <Serenity> puffy has nothing to do with sugar
17:00 <Serenity> sodium makes you puffy
17:00 <Serenity> its all that maccas
18:00 <Loof> i dont get enough sodium
18:00 <Loof> this is why i puked after my last intense spin
18:00 <Serenity> if you are eating maccas youre getting too much
19:00 <Loof> i had a mcmate yesterday
19:00 <Loof> that was the first time i had maccas in 3 weeks
19:00 <Loof> now they dont have the double cheeseburgers any more they can get fucked lol
20:00 <simba> just put 2 cheeseburgers together!!!!
20:00 <simba> no dont 
20:00 <Loof> 8 bucks
20:00 <simba> cheeseburger is 4 bux? 
20:00 <Loof> double cheeseburgers were $2
20:00 <Loof> nearly
20:00 <simba> they should be 2 dollars
21:00 <BlackDevil> element charges $10 for a bj
21:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> u charge 5
21:00 <Loof> so many people wanting to buy singles off me
22:00 <Loof> fuck off cunts ounces or nothing!
22:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> shut up
22:00 <Loof> whatever PsychopathicAssassin fgt brother toucher
22:00 <BlackDevil> i bet Loof charges $5 with an irc dicount
22:00 <BlackDevil> discount
22:00 <Loof> nerdly little bitch PsychopathicAssassin 
22:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> yeh man least my brain works
23:00 <simba> nigga pls
23:00 <simba> dopnt h8.. masturb8
23:00 <Loof> materbhate
23:00 <Loof> even better
23:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> wit
24:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> wot
24:00 <Loof> fuck gigabyte cant make a keyboard
24:00 <Loof> this thing sucks ass
24:00 <Thoth> "You get what you pay for"
24:00 <Thoth> Stop being a tight cunt, cunt
25:00 <Loof> my latest purchase: http://i.imgur.com/hzdZQC6.jpg
26:00 <simba> kool
26:00 <simba> northern lights 
26:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> ur a fucked unit
26:00 <psYbR> nice loof
26:00 <Loof> i'm getting 6 kush for $50 on monday
26:00 <psYbR> lol ashleighXtrinity http://i.imgur.com/HOEKty7.png
26:00 <psYbR> win
27:00 <Thoth> Cannabanoid seed eh... have you injected any?
27:00 <Thoth> Syringes are cool
27:00 <Thoth> Infact if you did, I may just have to suck your cock
28:00 <simba> ༼ ºل͟º ༽
32:00 <BlackDevil> those are odd condom brands Loof
34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol BlackDevil
40:00 <Loof> if i was king of earth i'd make it a law that each person must own at least one marijuana plant
40:00 <Thoth> Prepare your dick for my mouth. You're so awesome and cool and smart
40:00 <simba> id let everyone date me
40:00 <simba> 1 date for everyone
40:00 <Loof> 4#1_4#
49:00 <Loof> THE WEED DON'T GET NO BETTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
53:00 <Serenity> how are we all spending this fabulous friday
54:00 <Loof> high
54:00 <Loof> 4#1_4#
54:00 <Loof> sun is out :)
55:00 <Loof> no chest pain today
55:00 <Loof> life is good
55:00 <Serenity> :)
56:00 <Loof> also childcare day
56:00 <Loof> and Lan is out practicing her driving
56:00 <Loof> i have the house to myself
56:00 <fawks> I zumba'd. Fuk ye
56:00 <Loof> i might get naked
57:00 <Serenity> I drank v
57:00 <Serenity> thats as far as i got today
57:00 <BlackDevil> i drank true blood
57:00 <BlackDevil> got hep v
58:00 <BlackDevil> and than drank new blood
58:00 <Serenity> you drank a cup full of cum thats about it
58:00 <BlackDevil> and cured
58:00 <BlackDevil> good protein Serenity
58:00 <BlackDevil> you know that
59:00 <Loof> i'm going to look like a total manchild on the train with a ps3 controller hooked up to my phone gaming at my age
59:00 <Loof> even more odd than my psp
59:00 <Loof> but meh
00:00 <Loof> i love mobile gaming
01:00 <simba> tetris on teh train
01:00 <Serenity> woahh tetris calm down simba
01:00 <Serenity> thats xtreem
01:00 <simba> tetris is the best
01:00 <Loof> making android games is a dream of mine that weed wont allow
01:00 <simba> why not
01:00 <Serenity> did you ever play acid tetris?
01:00 <simba> make super weedio
01:00 <Serenity> i loved that
01:00 <Loof> lol
01:00 <simba> no
01:00 <Serenity> whatt??
01:00 <Serenity> acid tetris is the best
02:00 <Serenity> old school
02:00 <simba> neva herd of it
02:00 <Serenity> u wot m8
02:00 <simba> i just play the game boy lne
02:00 <simba> one
02:00 <Serenity> http://www.download-central.ws/DOS/Tetris/A/ACiD/screenshot.png
02:00 <Loof> i had the first gameboy that came out
03:00 <Loof> it ruled
03:00 <Serenity> acid t is the best one after the original
03:00 <Loof> my friend had an atari lynx
04:00 <Loof> 16 bit color
04:00 <Loof> they should have taken off more
04:00 <simba> i had teh see through gb
04:00 <Loof> nice
04:00 <Serenity> my earliest memory of playing a game was playing pitfall on the atari
04:00 <Loof> lol pitfal
04:00 <Loof> classic
04:00 <Serenity> i cant have been more than 5
05:00 <Loof> did it warp your brain?
05:00 <Serenity> probably
05:00 <Loof> lol
05:00 <Serenity> goin round swinging from vines across holes in the road
05:00 <Serenity> stomping on crocs heads
05:00 <Loof> hahahaha
05:00 <Loof> oh man
05:00 <Loof> funny shit
06:00 <Loof> serenity will you be a gaming granny?
06:00 <Loof> i will
06:00 <Serenity> i doubt it
06:00 <Loof> boooooo
06:00 <Serenity> i havent played any games for ages tbh
06:00 <Loof> ah ok
07:00 <Loof> do the little ones have a ps4?
07:00 <simba> ive never even played an atari !!!!!
07:00 <Serenity> no
08:00 <Loof> zac is happy with a ps3
08:00 <Serenity> they have pc's
08:00 <Serenity> and a wii
08:00 <Loof> oooh nice!
08:00 <psYbR> atari's just do not hold up in today's world :(
08:00 <Loof> even better than ps4
08:00 <psYbR> I have two, played them once and was like wtf is this
08:00 <Loof> i dont get all this retro gaming
08:00 <Serenity> i wanna dig the 64 out n play zelda
08:00 <simba> yea do it!!!!!!!!!
09:00 <psYbR> got a CRT tv Serenity?
09:00 <Loof> new games with intentional pixelated graphics
09:00 <Loof> i dont get ^
09:00 <Serenity> no i dont
09:00 <psYbR> looks rubbish on a modern TV unfortunately :(
09:00 <Serenity> it does
09:00 <simba> i dont see any new games that try 2 look old
09:00 <Serenity> i might actually get an emulator for my pc
09:00 <Serenity> so it doesnt look like a green blurr across the tv
10:00 <Loof> simba: http://images.anandtech.com/doci/8455/velocity_2x-screenshot-02-ps4-us-08may14.jpg
10:00 <psYbR> i have starwars podracer on 64, that game is still fun
10:00 <psYbR> how about minecraft simba 
10:00 <simba> well that looks ok its like cel shaded
10:00 <simba> ive never played minecraft
11:00 <simba> but i do have that podracer game
11:00 <Serenity> mm minecraft
11:00 <simba> teach me how 2 zeldo
12:00 <Serenity> that lil green dude zelda is amayzin -b1
12:00 <Loof> simba like the last 4 months pixelated games have been given away on psn plus
12:00 <simba> that would just feel weird 
12:00 <Loof> even worse most of them are coming out on ps4
13:00 <simba> theyre trying 2 make some quick bux?
13:00 <simba> i have 2 CRTs 1 is just incase the other 1 blows
13:00 <Loof> check out fez simba
13:00 <simba> theyre sacred
13:00 <Loof> it was last months game
14:00 <Serenity> we got rid of our last one a few months ago
14:00 <simba> i heard about fez
14:00 <simba> the guy who made it has a bad rep with gamers,,
14:00 <Serenity> no more NES zapper for me
14:00 <BlackDevil> simba http://i.4cdn.org/b/1409879310552.gif
15:00 <simba> fez looks like a new super mario bros level
15:00 <Thoth> Intredasting
16:00 <Loof> also last month was this simba: http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2013/02/proteus_020413_1600.jpg
16:00 <Loof> absolutely horrible games for hipsters
16:00 <simba> good sun drawing not
16:00 <simba> looks like a pc game fom teh 90s
16:00 <Loof> lol
17:00 <Loof> and they're like full price games
17:00 <Loof> i just dont get it
17:00 <simba> i dont get dat
17:00 <Serenity> meh if people enjoy them who cares
17:00 <Serenity> if you dont like it just dont buy it
17:00 <Loof> they're just doing it to be trendy and retro
17:00 <Loof> it comprimises game design
17:00 <simba> they also fuck their gamers around with the old games like having to rebuy them full price
17:00 <Loof> and effects all gamers
17:00 <BlackDevil> um
18:00 <BlackDevil> facebook is don
18:00 <BlackDevil> down
18:00 <Serenity> no its not
18:00 <BlackDevil> just happened
18:00 <Serenity> no
18:00 <Serenity> its not
18:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Not down for me
19:00 <simba> i  think BlackDevil means the prices are down
19:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> BlackDevil doesnt mean anything
19:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> its just random bullshit like nromal
19:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> normal
19:00 <BlackDevil> bet you checked
19:00 <BlackDevil> facebook addicts
19:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> right
20:00 <Serenity> is it time to go see darcy yet
20:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> omg the suns gone down..... oh you checked.... you sun addicts
20:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> fucking idiot
20:00 <simba> i didnt have to check i just called up my m8 whats his name who made facebook
20:00 <simba> the jew
20:00 <simba> i dont even know his name
20:00 <Serenity> rofl
20:00 <Serenity> mark
20:00 <simba> just pretend you didnt read any of that
20:00 <simba> yeah mark wahlberg
20:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> LOL
20:00 <Serenity> LOL
20:00 <Serenity> NO!
20:00 <Serenity> Hhahah
21:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Rofl
21:00 <simba> omg i no marky mark
21:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Zuckerberg
21:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1409879904069.webm
21:00 <Loof> whaleberger
21:00 <simba> yea bill zukertron
21:00 <simba> the jew overlord
21:00 <Loof> all hail the might jew
21:00 <Loof> mighty*
21:00 <simba> __BILL__ZUKERTRON__TRANSFORMER1000
21:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> o.o
21:00 <Loof> i'm going to smash this keyboard
21:00 <Serenity> oh simba sometimes when you're not making me want to force feed you rat poison, you do make me laugh
21:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> do it
21:00 <simba> thanx mom
21:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> then we dont have to endure your bullshit anymore
22:00 <Loof> ok ass stain go fuck ur dad i hear him moaning for you
22:00 <Loof> fuck him good
22:00 <ashleighXtrinity> That... was pretty hot
22:00 <simba> drop 200 bux on a blackwidow keyboard and u never have 2 worry about it again
22:00 <Serenity> whats with your incest insults loof
22:00 <Serenity> lol
22:00 <ashleighXtrinity> The webm
22:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> you sound exactly like pieter
22:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> exactly like him
22:00 <Loof> it's the closest thing to pedo insults that i can get away with
22:00 <Loof> tbh
23:00 <Serenity> well.. its not really
23:00 <Serenity> but ok
23:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> heh
23:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> its pretty close to lame really
23:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> but i dont expect much from a pieter clone
23:00 <Loof> i take it PsychopathicAssassin is on the same ip as you serenity?
23:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> ROFL
23:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> .
23:00 <Serenity> o.O
23:00 <simba> o is that who it is
23:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> wow
24:00 <bradd_pitts> http://s.likes-media.com/img/6220583ff74d5677ac06bed23dbc2056.600x.jpg
24:00 <Serenity> we're on bouncers if thats what you're asking
24:00 <Serenity> and we're not even in the same building right now.. or suburb tbh
24:00 <Loof> cool cause ignoring him by nick isn't working
24:00 <Loof> and i don't want to ignore you
24:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> hahahah
24:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> nawwwww
25:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> thats cute
25:00 <BlackDevil> porked her right in the pussy
25:00 <Loof>  /ignore *!*@fcc1231b.com
25:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> cool story
26:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> LOOOOL
26:00 <Serenity> lol you're awful
26:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> i am
26:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> only to those that deserve it
27:00 <Loof> fuck this i need a bong to deal with this petty fuckwit
27:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> :}
27:00 <Loof> he must have a huge wang Serenity
27:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> yes mate go back to youre substance abuse
27:00 <bradd_pitts> youre
27:00 <Serenity> excuse me?
27:00 <simba> yep just remember this ancient chinese proverb - He Who Sinks Bong First Is The Bigger man
27:00 <simba> Rise above --- and reach God
28:00 <bradd_pitts> lool
28:00 <bradd_pitts> joan rivers was a stupid bitch
28:00 <Serenity> she was a venemous old slag
28:00 <bradd_pitts> also her face was in a coma for like 9 years before she was
28:00 <Serenity> venomous?
28:00 <Serenity> whatever
29:00 <bradd_pitts> like rip. but youre shit
29:00 <simba> rip but u werernt that good
30:00 <bradd_pitts> saying that palestinians desrved to die and had low iq's
30:00 <bradd_pitts> pls
30:00 <Loof>  /ignore *!*@wearecunts.com
30:00 <Loof> will that work simba?^
30:00 <Serenity> why do you have to show us
30:00 <Serenity> lol
30:00 <simba> umm no eye deer
30:00 <Serenity> you will ignore me if you do that lol
30:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> he has to show me
30:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> like its gunna make me mad
31:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> blind venison hey simba
31:00 <simba> eh
31:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> legless blind venison
31:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> still no eyed deer
31:00 <simba> lol
31:00 <simba> and now i know the word venison
32:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> o.o
32:00 <Loof> penison
32:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> just stop
32:00 <simba> is duck game animal too
32:00 <simba> i 8 duck
33:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> what's the difference between a duck
33:00 <simba> duck
33:00 <Loof> wish i could stick to one thing
34:00 <Loof> every day i come up with at least one new project lol
34:00 <simba> said the whorish blutack
34:00 <Loof> lol
34:00 <bradd_pitts> LOL
34:00 <bradd_pitts> feck
35:00 <Serenity> aaww yesssssssssss
35:00 <Serenity> ocarina of time emulator in da hizhousss
35:00 <bradd_pitts> http://happyplace.someecards.com/baby/a-new-fathers-portrait-goes-viral-after-his-babys-projectile-poop-ruins-the-shot/
35:00 <simba> oh good 1
35:00 <bradd_pitts> :'''''')
35:00 <simba> thats a fagget to play with a keyboard tho
36:00 <Serenity> yeah but it looks like shit on our tv
36:00 <Serenity> its really awful
36:00 <simba> do you have usb controllers 
36:00 <Loof> dreamweaver like app for android, futuristic rpg sandbox game for pc, a dr mario like type game for mobile devices and website development
36:00 <Serenity> not anymore
36:00 <Serenity> wonder if my bro will let me borrow his
37:00 <simba> Loof i was just gonna ask if you use dreamweaver
37:00 <simba> i might have 2 learn that shit soon
37:00 <Loof> when i did websites i did
37:00 <Loof> i only did 2 commercial websites then gave up
38:00 <Loof> i should have stuck at that and not bothered with study
38:00 <simba> doing html was hell
38:00 <simba> Hell
38:00 <bradd_pitts> Serenity https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152048029926006
38:00 <Loof> i'm doing an html editor for android devices
38:00 <Loof> it has syntax highlighting and code hints
38:00 <Loof> and ftp
39:00 <Loof> people are starting to use android for development now
39:00 <Loof> chromebooks
39:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> lol it's been done
39:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> anyway
39:00 <Loof> there's notepad like apps for editing code on android
40:00 <Loof> and there's ftp on android
40:00 <Loof> but no app with both
40:00 <BlackDevil> wonder if that will work on my dick
40:00 <Loof> shit easy to make
40:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> dat feel when you finish a 22 page testing document
40:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> \o/
40:00 <Loof> hard to price
40:00 <slinky_J> d i c k
40:00 <Thoth> The dick code
40:00 <Thoth> Seems legit
40:00 <slinky_J> dickit
40:00 <Loof> but yeah no dreamweaver for android
41:00 <Loof> yet :D
41:00 <slinky_J> dickweaver
41:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> LOOL @ single handedly port dreamwaver
41:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> good luck
41:00 <slinky_J> mwmwmwmw
42:00 <simba> slinky_J: open this and stare at it for ten minutes, then tell me the result https://38.media.tumblr.com/1ff4dad74b9596b0fce8e70c89d274fc/tumblr_nbcvkr564i1rwy386o2_250.gif
42:00 <slinky_J> oh man i dont want to stare at something again lol
42:00 <slinky_J> but fine
43:00 <Loof> result: slinky_J actually leaves the house for once, only problem is it is to go on a mass murder spree
43:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> who cares as long as he's gone
43:00 <simba> its 2 early to pull the fire alarm
44:00 <BlackDevil> LOL element and his GF LOL http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/tHoUPJN.png
44:00 <slinky_J> its too early for a murder spree
44:00 <simba> who murders on an empty stomach
45:00 <slinky_J> A Muppet Murder Spree
45:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> i do
45:00 <slinky_J> lol simba
45:00 <simba> i guess the ones that eat brains
45:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> i get angry when im hungry
45:00 <simba> dont wanna be full
45:00 <slinky_J> lmao
45:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> gimme a fucking snickers cunt
45:00 <slinky_J> i srsly cant stare at that yo
45:00 <simba> i got a big ass snickers in teh fridge
45:00 <Serenity> why are you obsesed with element this morning BlackDevil
45:00 <Serenity> did you have a sexy dream about him or something
46:00 <slinky_J> whats wit you and puttin chocolate in the fridge
46:00 <slinky_J> i remember you doin that lol
46:00 <slinky_J> watefuk!
46:00 <simba> ummm because its a million times better
46:00 <slinky_J> haha
46:00 <simba> unless theyre malteasers
46:00 <slinky_J> :/
46:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> BlackDevil wishes hid boyfriend was like element
46:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> his*
46:00 <Serenity> dont you wish your bf was cool like element
46:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> :)
47:00 <simba> dont cha
47:00 <Serenity> dont ya wish your bf was a freak like himmm
47:00 <Serenity> dont chaa
47:00 <slinky_J> rofl
47:00 <BlackDevil> Serenity
47:00 <BlackDevil> element and I are mates
47:00 <BlackDevil> you know this
47:00 <Serenity> I know you have a hard on for his dick
47:00 <Loof> wish i was an op so i could insult blackdevil without a butthurt ban
48:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> dock that dick
48:00 <Loof> actually i'd make a fucked op
48:00 <Loof> i take that back
48:00 <Loof> responsiblity sucks
48:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> just do it
48:00 <doctor> gotta abuse it or lose it
49:00 <BlackDevil> a butt hurt ban
49:00 <simba> viva la oppage
49:00 <BlackDevil> who doesnt?
49:00 <BlackDevil> im hard thinking of it
50:00 <simba> BlackDevil hes that crazy op with the trigger finger style
50:00 <simba> get element 2 make up the second line
50:00 <simba> and make sure it rhymes
51:00 <BlackDevil> yea im so happy triggered
52:00 <BlackDevil> watch me ban loof
52:00 <simba> ban B1 instead
52:00 <simba> and hack him
55:00 <Thoth> Unleash the gibson
55:00 <Serenity> HACK THE PLANETTTT
55:00 <Thug4Lfye> http://youtu.be/k7Sf88uyHDg
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2pac & Eazy E Ice Cube - Why We Thugs (Apr 7, 2009) 2:33 - Category: Music - 2,552,843 - 10,640 likes (98.1%), 208 dislikes (1.9%)
56:00 <simba> thats what i just started thinking
56:00 <simba> HACK TEH PLANET
56:00 <simba> my new house https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPO9Zo_6UcI
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steppingstone (Sep 1, 2014) 3:23 - Category: People & Blogs - 17,798 - 2 likes (66.7%), 1 dislikes (33.3%)
56:00 <fawks> What's for lunch 
56:00 <fawks> Ideas pls
56:00 <BlackDevil> dick and balls
57:00 <simba> A lovely chicken sandwich.
57:00 <BlackDevil> and a side of ass
57:00 <frayedknot> soup
57:00 <fawks> Someone who isn't a retard
57:00 <simba> A small bowl of Love.
57:00 <frayedknot> pumpkin soup
57:00 <BlackDevil> derp herp and burmp
57:00 <fawks> I don't have punkin
57:00 <frayedknot> potato & leek soup then
57:00 <simba> Rice. A single grain of brown rice.
57:00 <fawks> lmao
57:00 <Serenity> what have we got
57:00 <simba> CHICKEN SANDWICH
57:00 <fawks> we as in you or as in me
57:00 <Serenity> you
57:00 <Serenity> im not asking whats for lunch lol
58:00 <fawks> I has eggs, tuna, cheese, yoghurt, veggies, meat but they're all frozen, so no
58:00 <fawks> omg
58:00 <fawks> I have doritos, salsa and cheese
58:00 <fawks> Nachos!
58:00 <Serenity> yes nachos
58:00 <Serenity> agreed
58:00 <Thoth> Frozen cheese? dufuq?
58:00 <fawks> I might have nachos later when my friend comes over for din
59:00 <fawks> Maybe I'll have eggs toast and yoghurt tfor lunch 
59:00 <Serenity> the meat is frozen.
59:00 <Serenity> not the fkn cheese
59:00 <fawks> UR dum thoth
59:00 <fawks> big dum idiet
00:00 <Thoth> http://38.media.tumblr.com/40eac4953e3de777d329a766b8316113/tumblr_mq1jo57hXL1rlo1q2o1_500.jpg
00:00 <fawks> My wisdom tooth is killing me
00:00 <Serenity> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/USB-Game-Wired-Controller-Joypad-Gamepad-Gaming-For-Nintendo-N64-PC-Mac-Black-/161405884185?pt=AU_Video_Game_Accessories&hash=item25948a5719&_uhb=1
00:00 <Serenity> wikkid
00:00 <fawks> My neck, jaw and head are all fucked atm
00:00 <fawks> kill me
00:00 <Serenity> :(
00:00 <Thoth> Okay
00:00 <simba> 64 usb controller thats ownage
00:00 <fawks> The back of my head behind my ear is fffff
00:00 <Serenity> im buying one
00:00 <Serenity> this game sucks with a keyboard
01:00 <fawks> phillipine
01:00 <fawks> I'm terrible w games, I played Zelda a few months ago and didnt even fin
01:00 <fawks> The only one I've finished 'recently' is pokemonz
01:00 <fawks> I get bored :'(
01:00 <Serenity> i think ocarina of time was the first game i ever actually finished
01:00 <simba> zeldo with a keyboard would be like god mode
01:00 <fawks> Zeldo
02:00 <Thoth> I might have frozen eggs for lunch
02:00 <simba> oot is prob the only zeldo ive finished..
02:00 <Thoth> Cause they're all frozen and I'm dum
02:00 <Serenity> i have an ocarina
02:00 <fawks> why don't you have a big bowl of disconnected internet 
02:00 <simba> can you play eponas song
02:00 <Serenity> i can not
03:00 <simba> can yuo play the noctourne of shadow
03:00 <fawks> Ddi you end up getting the GBA emu working on your phone 
03:00 <Serenity> nah i gave up
03:00 <Thoth> Just remember somebody loves everything you hate about yourself
03:00 <fawks> You had WinZip yeah?
03:00 <Serenity> yeah
03:00 <fawks> Weird :////
03:00 <simba> use JOHNS GBA LITE
03:00 <Serenity> i was probably doing something wrong
04:00 <fawks> welcome spinach guy
04:00 <Serenity> can use a computer like a mother fucker... phone shit confuses me
04:00 <Serenity> go figure
04:00 <fawks> I think I may be the opposite 
04:00 <fawks> I'm more cumfy with fonz
04:00 <fawks> Teh fonz eyyyy
04:00 <fawks> I think I want to start watching happy days from the beginning.
04:00 <Thoth> Good at rooting droids
05:00 <Serenity> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/12-Hole-Ocarina-Ceramic-Alto-C-Legend-of-Zelda-Ocarina-Flute-Blue-Instrument-/121417667883?pt=AU_Musical_Instruments_Instruments&hash=item1c450e952b&_uhb=1
05:00 <simba> Eyyyyyyy
05:00 <simba> thats a wooten ocarina
05:00 <fawks> Those holes make me feel a bit ill 
05:00 <simba> we made clay ocarinas in art in high school and they were so gay
05:00 <simba> just these fat ugly clumps
05:00 <fawks> Lnao
05:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> blow my flute
05:00 <simba> almost ruined OOT
06:00 <fawks> welcome British meet
06:00 <British^Meat> greets
06:00 <simba> gr8 its British^Meat *huffes and storms out of room*
06:00 <fawks> welcome floss
06:00 <British^Meat> cum
06:00 <Serenity> yeah mines a brown one painted like some weird pattern.. its not even mine its my ex's i dont know how i ended up with it
06:00 <Floss> IM ON THE BUS
06:00 <fawks> I'm on a boat
06:00 <Floss> ITS FKN SHIT
06:00 <Floss> LOL
06:00 <fawks> Jokes I'm actually in me bed
06:00 <fawks> 2 lazy 4 life
06:00 <fawks> I can't remember the last time I got on a buse
07:00 <Serenity> i opened up my test for this week.. read the first question and then closed it
07:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> buse
07:00 <fawks> Actually I can, the day I got me licnesne
07:00 <British^Meat> oh gr8, lo0ks like i h4ve to put7 simba, on ign0r3, how dissap0inting
07:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> LOL
07:00 <fawks> I finished my readings sez surprisingly 
07:00 <fawks> I'm never on time lol
07:00 <fawks> Anymore..m
07:00 <fawks> I used to be a hell keen cunt
07:00 <simba> gr9 attichUUd m7
07:00 <fawks> Now ceebs for life
08:00 <fawks> Also we were reading about cultural Marxism and it really hurt my brain 
08:00 <fawks> I don't like subjective units. Pls
08:00 <Serenity> fucking marxism
08:00 <Serenity> my books got chapter after chaper on marx
08:00 <fawks> I get Marxism.. But cultural Marxism actually had me wanting to cry
08:00 <Serenity> fucking ugh
08:00 <fawks> I made XM explain 
08:00 <British^Meat> lay 0ff d4 m3th plz simba
09:00 <fawks> XM is me go to guy 
09:00 <fawks> I want his brain 
09:00 <Serenity> hes a star
09:00 <fawks> Even if he doesn't know soemtjibg fully, hell look it up and explain it to me after he's read it
09:00 <fawks> lol
09:00 <fawks> He's brilliant.
09:00 <Serenity> ¶
09:00 <fawks> what
09:00 <fawks> ¶
09:00 <Serenity> lol that was shit
10:00 <Serenity> it was meant to be a star
10:00 <fawks> ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶
10:00 <fawks> 🌚
10:00 <fawks> 🌌
11:00 <fawks> Can anyone see those.
11:00 <Serenity> 💋
11:00 <Serenity> I can
11:00 <fawks> ehehe
11:00 <fawks> 💐
12:00 <Serenity> 🌟
12:00 <Serenity> ^ xm
12:00 <fawks> I sold a painting this morn, the lady asked me to sign it I'm like OK but I'm not famouse let me chop me ear off brb
12:00 <Serenity> lol
12:00 <fawks> She was old and cute and I wanted to iron her skin 
13:00 <fawks> famau5
13:00 <fawks> ♋
13:00 <fawks> 🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗
14:00 <Serenity> 👹
14:00 <Serenity> thats what my uterus looks like
14:00 <Serenity> rn
14:00 <fawks> Lmao
14:00 <fawks> 🔺
14:00 <fawks> Illuminati
15:00 <Serenity> 🍕
15:00 <fawks> I watched some video about Beyonce being possessed by Sasha fierce who is a demon etc
15:00 <fawks> was p funny
15:00 <Serenity> rofl oh dear
15:00 <fawks> And jay z + illuminati and crap 
16:00 <Serenity> please dont say that too loudly
16:00 <Serenity> you will wake b1 up
16:00 <fawks> Yuck 
16:00 <Serenity> PsychopathicAssassin
16:00 <Serenity> http://gizmodo.com/this-playset-teaches-your-kids-how-to-take-care-of-a-re-1630492184?utm_campaign=socialflow_gizmodo_facebook&utm_source=gizmodo_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
16:00 <British^Meat> is fastly a word?
17:00 <fawks> He prob has b1 on highlight and now you just woke him cos his speaker connected to his computer is next to his bed and the highlight dinged and now he'll jump on and lick your vagina
17:00 <fawks> Good one.
17:00 <Serenity> we will have to think up a code name
17:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> hahah mad
17:00 <Serenity> old donkey
18:00 <fawks> Its in Merriam Webster British guy
18:00 <fawks> So maybs
18:00 <fawks> I've never used it though 
18:00 <fawks> Sounds weird to me
18:00 <simba> ♋
18:00 <fawks> eehe
18:00 <fawks> Cancer :)
18:00 <slinky_J> omigosh
18:00 <simba> ¤
18:00 <British^Meat> "we live in a fastly growing community"
18:00 <British^Meat> sounds really weird
19:00 <slinky_J> i wana do wat simba is doin
19:00 <simba> ♑
19:00 <simba> capricorn
19:00 <fawks> Rapidly 
19:00 <fawks> Yeah Fastly sounds odd 2 me
19:00 <simba> they prob meant vastly which is still rong
19:00 <Serenity> http://www.theglow.com.au/hair-and-nails/instyler-review-for-curly-hair/
19:00 <slinky_J> rong
19:00 <British^Meat> indeed
19:00 <British^Meat> rapidly or just fast sounds better
20:00 <slinky_J> the community is growing pretty rad atm bros
20:00 <slinky_J> word mate
20:00 <fawks> LOL this product can burn eyws
20:00 <fawks> Oh ok
20:00 <fawks> Seems safe.
20:00 <Serenity> hahaha
20:00 <Serenity> when i see the ad for that instyler thing
20:00 <Serenity> all i can imagine is it getting caught in my hair
20:00 <Serenity> and having to quickly turn it off bbefore it sets my head on fire
20:00 <slinky_J> cauliflower
20:00 <Serenity> then having to cut the brushes out of my hair
21:00 <slinky_J> ears
21:00 <slinky_J> cauliflower?
21:00 <slinky_J> oi simba pls googly that word
21:00 <fawks> Do you love simba again slinky 
21:00 <fawks> ~confetti~
21:00 <fawks> ⭐
22:00 <Serenity> 04©07¸08,09ø12¤11°13`04°07¤08ø09,12¸11¸13,04ø07¤08°09`12°11¤13ø04,07¸08p09r12e11t13t04y07©08¸09,12ø11¤13°04`07°08¤09ø12,11¸13¸04,07ø08¤09°12`11°13¤04ø07,08¸
23:00 <bradd_pitts> 4©UM07¸08,09ø12¤11°13`04°07¤08ø09,12¸11¸13,04ø07¤08°09`12°11¤13ø04,07¸08p09r12e11t13t04y07©08¸09,12ø11¤13°04`07°08¤09ø12,11¸13¸04,07ø08¤09°12`11°13¤04ø07,08¸
23:00 <Serenity> rofl
23:00 <fawks> lmao
23:00 <fawks> Ty
23:00 <simba> U got OWNED - plivent
23:00 <fawks> Fuck.
23:00 <British^Meat> knot kool
24:00 <fawks> Faux is fuck
24:00 <fawks> faux thought she was a person but really she's a fridge magnet
24:00 <Serenity> crap i forgot i had mascara on and full just rubbed my eye to death
24:00 <mrdanger> I had my group member
24:00 <mrdanger> she thinks shes smart
24:00 <mrdanger> and her works so shit
24:00 <mrdanger> I want to punch her throat
25:00 <fawks> Lmao
25:00 <Serenity> had? or hate
25:00 <mrdanger> she just posted a new version of her 'corrections', and she said "its a working progress"
25:00 <mrdanger> hate
25:00 <fawks> I edited my friends group assignment and you could tell who was shut 
25:00 <fawks> Shit
25:00 <fawks> One chick didn't understand fullstops .. at all.
25:00 <mrdanger> lol
25:00 <fawks> I wanted to vomit and felt so bad for my friend
25:00 <mrdanger> this chick said shes just going through and fixing some wording
25:00 <mrdanger> and in the same post said its a working progress
26:00 <mrdanger> (work - in - process)
26:00 <doctor> cant hold back a good spew every once in a while
26:00 <Thoth> A chick that doesn't understand periods? Legit
26:00 <Serenity> fuck the thought of group assignments makes me so nervous
26:00 <mrdanger> progress
26:00 <mrdanger> her stupidity is catching
26:00 <fawks> I haven't had any yet thankfully 
26:00 <Serenity> same
26:00 <mrdanger> ive had one for about 30 of my 32 units 
26:00 <mrdanger> during my double degree
26:00 <British^Meat> lol
26:00 <British^Meat> i thought u meant periods
26:00 <fawks> I've only completed 4 units so far though 
27:00 <mrdanger> and they usually involve a major report and a project/presentation
27:00 <fawks> OK egg time
27:00 <mrdanger> this chick is so dumb, ive done about 60% of the work, she's done 20% and the other dudes done 20%.. the other day she got all shitty and started with passive aggressive messages to the facebook group about how its not fair she has so much work and we should all split it up
27:00 <slinky_J> wot do u do fox
28:00 <slinky_J> if u find blood in the egg
28:00 <mrdanger> so her 20% becomes 10%
28:00 <slinky_J> r u like oh my glob this egg is menstratin!
28:00 <mrdanger> but she's too dumb to understand just because i do my shit quickly, doesnt mean its easier
28:00 <mrdanger> in fact i deliberately take the hard bits so idiots arent doing them
28:00 <slinky_J> This Has Been A Menstral Production
28:00 <slinky_J> for Simba Television
28:00 <Serenity> i wish i was naturally smart
28:00 <British^Meat> can u post her pic so we can give her shit about that too?
28:00 <Serenity> it would make things so much easier
28:00 <slinky_J> brought to you by Serenity's Poison Cake
29:00 <mrdanger> the problem with being smart is dumb people arent smart enough to understand it
29:00 <slinky_J> in association with mrdanger
29:00 <mrdanger> they think they're smart 
29:00 <Serenity> i dont think im dumb im capable of learning
29:00 <slinky_J> and the entire beagle monopoly
29:00 <doctor> it'll all be worth it when it's done. so they say anyway
29:00 <Serenity> its just not something natural for me
29:00 <slinky_J> doctor that's like our motto
30:00 <slinky_J> it'll all be worth it once we've brought doomsday upon humanity, amen they say
30:00 <doctor> my work is not yet done
30:00 <Serenity> maybe if id bothered with learning things when i was a teen rather than boys and smoking pot.. i wouldnt be dumb
30:00 <slinky_J> lol
30:00 <slinky_J> if there's an ouzi in that briefcase
30:00 <slinky_J> i am a proud father
30:00 <mrdanger> just looking at the project file we are submitting today, ive actually done about 80% - but be cause she had nothing to do so took on the job of compiling the report, she's acting like she's done the whole report
30:00 <mrdanger> about 2000 words of the 3000 are mine, in a 3 person report
30:00 <mrdanger> I hate her.
31:00 <Serenity> you should tell her
31:00 <slinky_J> all hail patrick bateman, the bringer of good laughs and chainsaws in hookers, amen
31:00 <mrdanger> its ok, i just submitted a peer review form, because this is such a major project the lecturer gets 3 different types of contribution statements
32:00 <mrdanger> weekly journals, a team contribution statement signed by everyone so you cant bs in front of them, and an individual peer one where you actually bitch about people
32:00 <Serenity> well thats not so bad
33:00 <slinky_J> Assistant to Mr Neeson ... Christina Rice
33:00 <mrdanger> yeah out of the 30 group assignments ive done only about 3 have bothered to take this shit into consideration
33:00 <mrdanger> and give individual marks
33:00 <BlackDevil> aaron
33:00 <mrdanger> finale season of sons of anarchy/final season of boardwalk start in two days
33:00 <BlackDevil> sit on me
33:00 <mrdanger> two days bitches
33:00 <mrdanger> is that right?
34:00 <slinky_J> NO
34:00 <slinky_J> dont treat my man that way1
34:00 <slinky_J> !
34:00 <slinky_J> NOW PIMP ME OUT BD!
34:00 <slinky_J> my ass is hungry
34:00 <BlackDevil> `voice mrdanger
35:00 <BlackDevil> who else?
35:00 <BlackDevil> no one?
35:00 <BlackDevil> oh well
35:00 <British^Meat> ummm, sure gimme
35:00 <BlackDevil> i tried
35:00 <BlackDevil> too late British^Meat
35:00 <British^Meat> gaye
37:00 <British^Meat> joy
37:00 <British^Meat> thank you
38:00 <slinky_J> `ban Serenity
38:00 <slinky_J> fuck you ChanOP
38:00 <slinky_J> one day!
38:00 <BlackDevil> `fun oper
39:00 <BlackDevil> lame
39:00 <mrdanger> lol
39:00 <Thoth> /say /say
39:00 <mrdanger> ugh, just did a 650 work executive summary and she says it is too long lol
39:00 <mrdanger> she dumb
43:00 <simba> u can crush us u can bruise us but u have 2 answer 2
44:00 <slinky_J> my answer is cheese
44:00 <slinky_J> isdatrite?
45:00 <simba> i literally just heard about this "pewdiepie" guy
46:00 <simba> aka "youtubes biggest star"?? 
46:00 <Serenity> ummm
46:00 <Serenity> what is it
46:00 <slinky_J> the game critic/
46:00 <slinky_J> ?
46:00 <simba> some asshole
46:00 <British^Meat> who or what is that?
46:00 <slinky_J> oh ino who u mean
46:00 <slinky_J> he stopped comments on his youtube right?
46:00 <simba> ye sosmething like this
46:00 <slinky_J> i used to give him shit
46:00 <slinky_J> lolz
47:00 <slinky_J> everyone was doin it
47:00 <slinky_J> now he's all wah wah, he should just dl that prog that turns every comment into 'derp derp;
47:00 <fawks> K I got lazy and made a toona sammich instead of eggs cos I CBF opening my new oil
47:00 <fawks> Extreme lazy
48:00 <slinky_J> fox did u melt it?
48:00 <fawks> Melt what
48:00 <slinky_J> coz toona melt iz da best
48:00 <fawks> No
48:00 <slinky_J> doo eet
48:00 <slinky_J> melt that shit with cheese
48:00 <fawks> Toast, tuna, tomato, salt n pep
48:00 <fawks> The end
48:00 <fawks> I don't like warm tuba
48:00 <slinky_J> fien!
48:00 <fawks> and tuna
48:00 <slinky_J> i dont like alive tuna.
48:00 <slinky_J> lols
48:00 <fawks> lols
48:00 <slinky_J> stop flippin yo mouf at me tuna! *kills*
49:00 <slinky_J> TRYINA COOK YOU BRO
49:00 <fawks> ^5
49:00 <slinky_J> ^5
50:00 <fawks> OK serious q has anyone seen eternal sunshine of the spotless mind 
50:00 <slinky_J> yes
50:00 <fawks> Is itgood?
50:00 <slinky_J> it isnt a bad movie
50:00 <simba> yea see it 
50:00 <fawks> Don't fucking spoil anything or I'll cut you
50:00 <slinky_J> you forget that he's a funny man
50:00 <fawks> watching it now 
50:00 <slinky_J> its good
50:00 <slinky_J> if u like that
50:00 <simba> SPOILERS:: thing happen
50:00 <slinky_J> i suggest u dl um
50:00 <fawks> OMG simba!
50:00 <slinky_J> one sec
51:00 <fawks> don't link me to anything cos I won't watch it
51:00 <British^Meat> lol
51:00 <slinky_J> mindfuck movies rule
51:00 <British^Meat> i saw that coming
51:00 <slinky_J> nah this has nothin to do with that
51:00 <fawks> Ok
51:00 <fawks> OK I'm going to consume my sandwich and watch 
51:00 <fawks> Brb n stuff
51:00 <slinky_J> i so want her sandwich
52:00 <Serenity> i want tuna now
52:00 <slinky_J> i dont even want to eat it
52:00 <slinky_J> i just want to pet it
52:00 <slinky_J> GIVE IT TO ME!
53:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=997ZhziUaoo
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Karl Pilkington Plays Call of Duty: Ghosts (Soundboard Gaming) (Dec 16, 2013) - Category: Gaming - 114,368 - 1,816 likes (93.9%), 118 dislikes (6.1%)
53:00 <simba> thats a good idea 4 a troll
53:00 <simba> if ur gonna use anyones soundbytes it should be karl pilkington
54:00 <slinky_J> u seen this simba? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIizh6nYnTU
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SYNECDOCHE, NEW YORK : Official Trailer -- HD (Sep 18, 2008) 2:46 - Category: Film & Animation - 970,502 - 1,584 likes (96.1%), 64 dislikes (3.9%)
55:00 <simba> is this the quartet one?
56:00 <slinky_J> nah
56:00 <slinky_J> that one is great tho
56:00 <slinky_J> mum lends me movies and this was one of them, and that quartet one was too
57:00 <simba> is she a bit of a phillip seymour hoff....fan
57:00 <slinky_J> um nah
57:00 <slinky_J> she just likes good movies, doesnt have a lot of time for movies
58:00 <slinky_J> so if she will buy them and if they're good she keeps them
58:00 <slinky_J> some she just gives to me because she didnt have time to watch them lol
08:00 <slinky_J> a little narcotic warm on me
08:00 <slinky_J> what will i do without the weight of you
08:00 <slinky_J> funeral singers wail
08:00 <slinky_J> charity fails whose child are you now
14:00 <British^Meat> mi wii be flashing mi
15:00 <Thoth> Weird. You can buy pizza with paypal
17:00 <Serenity> have been able to for ages
17:00 <Serenity> and chinese
17:00 <Serenity> indian
17:00 <Serenity> etc etc
17:00 <Serenity> why is that weird
17:00 <Thoth> Sell things on ebay to buy pizza... seems a weird transaction
17:00 <Serenity> um
17:00 <Serenity> you know paypal isnt just for ebay yeah?
18:00 <Thoth> How else do you accumulate funds in your paypal without sourcing from a credit card or bank account?
18:00 <Serenity> i just use my bank account because im not poor
18:00 <Serenity> paypal is convenient and secure
19:00 <Thoth> I don't withdraw from paypal very often, cbf... tend to have a few hundred dollars in it.
19:00 <Thoth> I must be poor
21:00 <Thoth> Seems easier to withdraw in pizzas
21:00 <Serenity> eatnow gives you heaps of places you can pay with paypal
21:00 <Serenity> paypal delivered kebabs
21:00 <Serenity> mmm
22:00 <Thoth> o rly
22:00 <Thoth> turkish tacos, nice
27:00 <Skirmish> Paypal protects you from potentially being sucked into a bogus sale so it is the preferred format for my online transactions. 
29:00 <Skirmish> Thoth: Use a debit visa/mastercard with paypal.  No bank account delays, no credit to repay.  Profit. 
29:00 <Thoth> ...
30:00 <Thoth> Why would I do that when I have a few hundred bucks in paypal from selling crap to idiots?
30:00 <Thoth> However, would you like my ebay username? You might see something you like
33:00 <BlackDevil> paypal takes out money
34:00 <Thoth> How much in azn dorrars?
34:00 <BlackDevil> same price as a happy ending
35:00 <BlackDevil> Blarp is elements bot
36:00 <Thoth> My neighbour came running out when the pizza guy was here...
36:00 <Thoth> "Did you buy pizza?!?" she asked
36:00 <Thoth> "No, I'm buying drugs. Leave me alone" I replied
36:00 <BlackDevil> bullshit
36:00 <BlackDevil> didnt happen
37:00 <Thoth> I hate stupid questions
37:00 <British^Meat> oh, yes, Blarp
37:00 <BlackDevil> i hate liars
37:00 <Serenity> rofl besides the stupid question
37:00 <British^Meat> i was going through the list earlier thinking, which of these guys have i seen never talk
37:00 <Serenity> whats it her business
37:00 <Thoth> I have no idea why she went to the bother
37:00 <British^Meat> Hi Blarp :)
37:00 <Thoth> Actually I think I might not give a fuck
37:00 <BlackDevil> maybe she wanted your dick
37:00 <British^Meat> and Hercules
38:00 <BlackDevil> or Oreo
39:00 <Thoth> Oreo's teach racisim and polygamy anyway
39:00 <bert187> 01 Queen - Another One Bites the Dust
40:00 <Serenity> now what are you doing in here wildturkey
40:00 <bert187> having a free holiday babe
40:00 <bert187> i aplogise ok
41:00 <Serenity> you know that you shouldnt be here
41:00 <bert187> i was just testing words on people and seein reactions
41:00 <bert187> well ill leave now if ur askin
41:00 <Serenity> how come you and Blarp have the same ident and name
41:00 <bert187> im hardly ever here
41:00 <bert187> no idea.. maybe his copying me
41:00 <Serenity> i really dont care if you're here tbh
41:00 <bert187> i only have this one vps
41:00 <Serenity> long as you can behave
42:00 <Thoth> OPs are corrupt
42:00 <BlackDevil> ops are
42:00 <BlackDevil> thats why im a half op
42:00 <Serenity> if we're corrupt wheres my monay
42:00 <bert187> we are all corrupt now shut ur arse up hahaha
42:00 <Thoth> Corrupt doesn't mean money
42:00 <British^Meat> hah WildTurkey
42:00 <British^Meat> that guy went nuts yeh?
43:00 <Serenity> yeah he went a little funny
43:00 <bert187> no i said some crazy things
43:00 <bert187> testing words
43:00 <Thoth> bert187: what was the result?
43:00 <Thoth> in percentage please
43:00 <bert187> the result is if u say crazy shit ur going get ur self locked up
43:00 <British^Meat> lol
43:00 <Saemon> wow joan rivers is dead
44:00 <bert187> u want % cant be fucked doing math atm but i do like scienctific notation
44:00 <Saemon> cant say i feel bad though
44:00 <Saemon> shes lived a full life
44:00 <bert187> yep joan is sitting on gods throne atm having a laugh at us all
44:00 <Thoth> Notation is okay, I have calc.exe
44:00 <Saemon> and she was so outspoken and rude though
44:00 <Saemon> i disliked her unwomanly attitude and personality
44:00 <Saemon> unladylike
44:00 <BlackDevil> what do you do when bitches outspoke? slap them
44:00 <bert187> i never liked her also
45:00 <bert187> she was a comdeian tho
45:00 <Saemon> true
45:00 <Saemon> i guess that gives them a pass to be pricks
45:00 <Saemon> but shes like, a prick 24/7
45:00 <Thoth> Serenity: why are you quiet now? Are you plotting new ways to hate on a nigger?
45:00 <bert187> no it doesnt there are guidelines
45:00 <Saemon> there was no 'off' comedian mode for her
45:00 <Serenity> you what?
45:00 <Saemon> it became her personality
45:00 <Saemon> not act
45:00 <Thoth> I know your corrupt ways
45:00 <Thoth> You can't deny me
46:00 <Serenity> ok
46:00 <bert187> some things cant be laughed off and deserve the dammnation of god
46:00 <Thoth> bert187: homosexuals?
46:00 <Saemon> deserve the dammnation of god
47:00 <Saemon> imagine that line
47:00 <Saemon> in a hard scottish accent
47:00 <Saemon> souds to badass
47:00 <Saemon> sounds*
47:00 <Saemon> sounds so badass
49:00 <bert187> yer Serenity in the meantime i spent 8 days working out how to get on IRC from the nutward 'psh' unit
50:00 <bert187> mental health
50:00 <Serenity> are you taking the piss wt
50:00 <bert187> no seriously i went for a 8 day stay in hospital with shit tv behind wanna be bullet proof glasses lots of coffee/tea/cordial 2 hot meals a day
51:00 <Serenity> =/
51:00 <bert187> diazapam on tap
51:00 <Serenity> what happened did you break your brain?
51:00 <British^Meat> smells like booooooooooooooooolshhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
52:00 <bert187> i was demanding money from my mum and went out begging and got 10$ in one ask brought some drinks chilled out drank then 11 or 12am 3 cop cars came to take me away silently 
53:00 <bert187> my mum has a ivo on me
53:00 <bert187> shes fucking crazy
53:00 <Serenity> =/
53:00 <bert187> my dad is even worse he did 20 years in the RAAF
54:00 <bert187> he was trying to tell the doctor he did 20 yrs right and that he knows the system in my head im like well the system changes buddy
55:00 <Serenity> have you always been mentally ill
55:00 <Serenity> or is this a new thing
55:00 <fawks> ivo
55:00 <bert187> i was born with whatever thing i was born with
56:00 <bert187> i dont hear voices
56:00 <BlackDevil> not a brain
56:00 <bert187> ahha i taught this 17yr old who plays roleplaying games in the ward the term irc and its meaning and about clinents like mirc
57:00 <bert187> im like ur into computers yer , overheard u talking about them earlier.. do u know what irc is.... it means internet relay chat
57:00 <Skirmish> http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2014/09/05/1227048/527504-836bbf30-3484-11e4-a5a3-257a79d5c9ca.jpg
57:00 <Thoth> Shit. They're breeding.
57:00 <Skirmish> That is just an awkward picture to look at.
58:00 <Skirmish> "Rock star welcome".  Bollywood welcome.  "THANKS FOR SENDING ALL YOUR CALL CENTRE JOBS OVER HERE GUISE!"
58:00 <bert187> breedinhg little al capones Thoth
58:00 <fawks> I bet Abbott was so uncomfortable in that situation 
59:00 <fawks> Thinking, fuck. Boat people.
59:00 <bert187> hahaha
59:00 <Thoth> Yea but all the boat people seem happy
59:00 <Thoth> Stupid boat people
59:00 <bert187> yer they are coming here to commit jihad at a giveen time who knows
59:00 <Skirmish> lol fawks
59:00 <bert187> we have been in war for almost 14 years now
59:00 <bert187> i think that figure is wrong 1996 war was declared
00:00 <bert187> 18 years
00:00 <bert187> could go on 45 years
00:00 <Skirmish> That helps my industry. BRING IT ON! 
02:00 <Skirmish> http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/out-of-the-bedroom-and-back-into-the-school-tuck-shop-after-escort-revelation/story-e6freuy9-1227048215649?nk=d205b45f1ecbc5612408bed309ee21e5
02:00 <Skirmish> Ok ... 
03:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: what article was the abbott pic from?
04:00 <Serenity> someone needs to tell her to lay off the bronzrt
04:00 <Serenity> bronzer
05:00 <Skirmish> "So yeah I have a great job as a journo, a husband, family ... then I became an escort."
05:00 <Skirmish> I am struggling to understand why she made that choice unless she is just a cock hungry slut.
05:00 <Serenity> why not? shes probably got a mortgage and bills
05:00 <Serenity> $800 an hour will get rid of those quite fast
05:00 <Serenity> maybe she enjoys it
06:00 <Serenity> enjoying sex doesnt make you a slut
06:00 <Skirmish> I don't see anything about what happened to hubby in the article. 
06:00 <Serenity> shes divorced
06:00 <Serenity> its none of his business
07:00 <Skirmish> I didn't see that part.  I thought the decision to become a pin cushion for random men may have ruined their relationship.
07:00 <Serenity> they were separated before she started
07:00 <simba> journos are gutter trash anyway, hooker is a step up
07:00 <Skirmish> lol simba
07:00 <Skirmish> Yeah she descibes herself as a pretty trashy reporter.
07:00 <Serenity> all reporters are trash
07:00 <simba> hiding in bushes and hacking phones
07:00 <Serenity> theyre vultures
08:00 <Skirmish> I have been a journalist for 20 years, and a sneaky one at that. I’ve hidden in bushes, illegally hacked phones and chased celebrities down the street.
09:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> oh damnit forgot lunch
09:00 <Skirmish> Wonder if those tits are legit. 
09:00 <Skirmish> Is it the pink number making them look so perky?
10:00 <Serenity> yeah its what shes wearing thats making them look like that
10:00 <Serenity> mine look that good in a teddy too
10:00 <PsychopathicAssassin>  mmmmmm
11:00 <Skirmish> Pics or you're a filthy liar.
11:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> lol
12:00 <Serenity> ahah
15:00 <Skirmish> :( They found the mother and her 12 month old in the rubble of that store that exploded in Sydney.
15:00 <Serenity> :( dead i assume
15:00 <Skirmish> Yah
15:00 <Skirmish> They report it as "Two bodies have been found ....."  
15:00 <Skirmish> The bodies have not been identified but were believed to be Bianka O'Brien and her 12-month-old son Jude.
16:00 <Serenity> how sad
16:00 <Skirmish> That would be heartbreaking to find a tiny body like that. 
16:00 <Skirmish> As a patrol guard I used to choke up when I would drive past the little kids section of the main cemetary in Newcastle. All the little headstones and toys on graves. 
17:00 <Serenity> its heart breaking having to have a funeral for a baby
17:00 <xm> My Girl's funeral scene was like that
17:00 <xm> watched it as a kid and couldnt get over it
17:00 <slinky_J> oh noes attack of teh Skummish!
18:00 <Skirmish> Kids are innocent.  They don't deserve to endure terrible things or die. 
18:00 <Skirmish> I am a firm believer that all people that commit crimes against kids should also be put to death. 
18:00 <Serenity> an infants coffin is legitimately the most haunting thing to see IRL
19:00 <xm> perhaps. especially how since abusing children causes mental illness for them in life
19:00 <xm> and not to mention the secondary effects that causes in society as they too are part of humanity
19:00 <Skirmish> I can only imagine. :(  I would be completely ruined as a person if something happened to Ethan.  I don't think I would be able to function for a long long time. 
19:00 <xm> so many messed up poeple in the wards that were abused as kids
20:00 <xm> one guy was hell nervous all the time. kept stuttering and biting his fingers
20:00 <Serenity> everyone says that
20:00 <Serenity> but you cope
20:00 <Serenity> you have to
20:00 <xm> turned out he stabbed some priest 70 times for sexual abuse
20:00 <Serenity> jesus xm
20:00 <Skirmish> xm: Yeah, see at the opposite end of the spectrum I find it impossible to feel sympathy for that priest. 
21:00 <xm> ive known a few mentals unfortunately and it seems that a few of these girls were abused as kids
21:00 <xm> especially the borderline personality disorder ones
21:00 <xm> what do you think of the Uk rape incident?
21:00 <Serenity> BPD seems to go hand in hand with childhood abuse
21:00 <Skirmish> I dated a girl when I was 19 that came out one day and said "I would like to be a prostitute".  She's a single mum with two kids to two different guys these days. 
21:00 <xm> where they turned a blind eye to the rape of 1,400 kids
22:00 <slinky_J> sezz you ever been to a run down graveyard in the country?
22:00 <xm> they knew it was happening and did nothing
22:00 <slinky_J> that shit is hauntin man
22:00 <Serenity> i have
22:00 <slinky_J> rusted gates n shit ey
22:00 <xm> they turned a blind eye because they were Paki/Muslim and thought it'd be "racist" to report them
22:00 <slinky_J> i love photographin that stuff
22:00 <Serenity> there is an old graveyard near a church in my old town its only small but they dont use it anymore
22:00 <xm> it even happened at the very top of the UK Socialist Workers Party
22:00 <slinky_J> no shit
22:00 <Serenity> i used to like to go and walk around
22:00 <slinky_J> yea?
22:00 <slinky_J> xD
22:00 <xm> now the party is falling apart
23:00 <slinky_J> went out yrs back in country just for that reason of finding them
23:00 <xm> it seems that the rape of 1,400 white kids is deemed as less important than political correctness
23:00 <slinky_J> found this one near this place CLare
23:00 <Serenity> i havent heard much/anything of that xm?
23:00 <xm> had it mean a white chav pulling the hijab of a girl it'd make true news
23:00 <Serenity> have you got something i can read
23:00 <British^Meat> tis the world we live in...
23:00 <British^Meat> its why on the news today they reported about joan rivers first, ISIS and the sydney explosion 2nd
24:00 <Serenity> oh fuck joen rivers
24:00 <British^Meat> I K R
24:00 <Serenity> she was a poisonous sour old slag
24:00 <British^Meat> I think a lot of aussie news stations and reporters get suckered in by american stuff...
24:00 <British^Meat> i mean she wasnt even on normal TV on here
24:00 <xm> OK just to give a variety of published views here's it from Al Jazeera. even they find it hard to avoid the reason why it happened
24:00 <xm> http://www.aljazeera.com/news/europe/2014/08/uk-town-ignored-abuse-1400-children-2014826152423143328.html
24:00 <British^Meat> millions of ppl will go , who the fuck is that?
25:00 <British^Meat> She was good in spaceballs, that was about it
25:00 <xm> http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-28939089
25:00 <xm> this is why ive been wary of Muslims trying to have their way here in Australia
26:00 <xm> it seems innocuous at first, as it did in the UK once, but it gets progressively worse
26:00 <xm> the politically correct are more interested in gaining political points and being self-serving than anything else
26:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/DSC00048_zpsa50062ae.jpg
26:00 <Skirmish> Like that xm?
27:00 <Skirmish> Get close and stare at the little angel .... she opens her eyes and smiles at you! 
27:00 <Serenity> "ay said abuse was not considered a priority by South Yorkshire Police, "dafaw
27:00 <xm> it's quite creepy
27:00 <Serenity> how can child abuse not be a priority
27:00 <Serenity> things are weird in the UK with muslims
27:00 <Skirmish> When murders are going on?
28:00 <Skirmish> Probably too afraid of taking action and getting branded racist or not culturally sensitive. 
28:00 <xm> now for typical feminist hypocrisy and inconsistency
28:00 <xm> http://www.theguardian.com/society/2013/mar/09/socialist-workers-party-rape-kangaroo-court
29:00 <xm> anyway, too late for the UK now
29:00 <slinky_J> i just like to walk up to a roo and suck the tip of it's tail
29:00 <slinky_J> i dedicate this song to simba https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLAcO3r5Xjs
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Promoe - These Walls Don't Lie (Feb 1, 2006) 4:05 - Category: Music - 1,981,677 - 7,084 likes (98.4%), 118 dislikes (1.6%)
30:00 <British^Meat> why do you keep dropping simbas name?
30:00 <British^Meat> its so weird
31:00 <Serenity> now see this is what happens when people I went to school with cant spell or understand english, friend just wrote RIP Betty White
31:00 <Serenity> http://empirenews.net/actress-betty-white-92-dyes-peacefully-in-her-los-angeles-home/
31:00 <Skirmish> Why hasn't slinky_J been banned until he comes down off his cocktail of draino and dishwashing detergent? 
31:00 <Skirmish> lol I put that article on my facebook pages yesterday along with the story about how people thought she was dead.
32:00 <Skirmish> The world doesn't seem like a very good place to live in sometimes. 
32:00 <slinky_J> BECAUSE I'M KING SNITCH
32:00 <Skirmish> OMG you mean the word DYE, doesn't mean they are dead?!  BUT IT SOUNDS THE SAME! 
32:00 <slinky_J> what you gonna do irc shank me bro?
32:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
32:00 <slinky_J> ur sex is weird glob.
33:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> still amazes me why hes still here tbh
33:00 <Skirmish> Get rid of him or be fair and bring chris back to balance him out. 
33:00 <Serenity> same reason the rest of you trolls are here
33:00 <Serenity> lol
33:00 <slinky_J> AHAHAHA
33:00 <slinky_J> ^^^
33:00 <slinky_J> purrfect
33:00 <Skirmish> If I was blabbering away randomly I would expect to be removed. 
34:00 <simba> Expect..... the Unexpected
34:00 <Skirmish> This queer nugget thinks he's funnier than Carl Baron for behaving like a down syndrome kid overdosing on red bull.
34:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> lol
35:00 <xm> this is the typical mindset of rapists form their culture over there:
35:00 <xm> But after appealing the length of his four-year sentence, he has been released – and is now jetting off on holiday to Pakistan.
35:00 <xm> His victim Lizzie, who was only 12 when she was groomed by Umar Razaq, has been left distraught by the posts, saying he ‘taunted’ her on the social networking site after being released from jail.
35:00 <xm> Posting a selfie in sunglasses on Facebook, Razaq boasted: ‘Can’t wait… Roll on to the lifetime holiday’.
35:00 <Serenity> =/
35:00 <xm> i suppose if honor killings of their own 'loved' ones does not generate remorse -- what can they feel over strangers?
38:00 <xm> im finding this all sinister because of the number of public servants involved. in a way they are worse because they are dealing with animals and they are the ones that should respond correctly when animals hurt people
38:00 <xm> Top ranking staff ordered raids to delete and remove case files and evidence detailing the scale of Rotherham’s child exploitation scandal, sources have revealed.
38:00 <xm> More than 10 years before the damning independent inquiry revealed sexual exploitation of 1,400 children in Rotherham a raid was carried out on the orders of senior staff to destroy evidence, it has been claimed.
38:00 <xm> In 2002 high profile personnel at Rotherham Council ordered a raid on Risky Business, Rotherham council’s specialist youth service, which offered one-to-one help and support to vulnerable teenage girls, ahead of the findings of a draft report, according to the Times.
38:00 <Skirmish> HA HA HA HA HA http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/013008_fat_phil.jpg
43:00 <slinky_J>  <%simba> Expect..... the Unexpected
44:00 <slinky_J> topic that shit
45:00 <Skirmish> No, we will make the topic your ban message when it comes around slinky_J.
46:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> can only hope
48:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <Skirmish> Happiest dog on the planet http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/645939-doggif_zps3dec68dd.jpg
48:00 <British^Meat> arg, kill it
49:00 <simba> u guys want him out more than hes deserving it 
49:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> lies
49:00 <British^Meat> I gotta be honest, im gettin scared.... ive seen 3 huntsmans of varying sizes in less than a week
49:00 <Serenity> you must move
49:00 <Serenity> burn the house down now, theres no saving it
49:00 <Skirmish> If Chris deserved it then I believe so does slinky_J with his average behavioural trends. 
50:00 <British^Meat> yer, guys a whackjob
50:00 <simba> chris is ancient history now
50:00 <Serenity> chris said he fucked a 12 year old. i hardly thing josh's youtube posts are that bad
50:00 <British^Meat> was wildturkey banned for threats of physical violence?
50:00 <Serenity> WT was banned for saying something about a users deceased baby
50:00 <British^Meat> nah slinky just threatened to bash someones kid, tis all good
51:00 <Skirmish> ^
51:00 <Serenity> that was ages ago. and he got banned for it
51:00 <Serenity> for like 2 weeks
51:00 <doctor> gonna be a short spring
51:00 <Skirmish> This will be my last comment on the matter.  If we have to have a token idiot in the channel ... can we get a better one than him, is all I ask. 
52:00 <Serenity> you lot going on abuot him actually makes the situation worse than it really is tbh
52:00 <xm> i dont mind idiots as long as they dont take up too much screen real estate
52:00 <Skirmish> xm: He does. 
53:00 <xm> i can understand the frustrations with being around morons though if you were going to be trapped in only one channel for life
53:00 <British^Meat> screen real estate, i like that :)
53:00 <xm> with no outside contact
54:00 <British^Meat> hiya dung :P
54:00 <British^Meat> see ya dung :P
54:00 <xm> it'll either drag you down to their level or cause your blood pressure to rise up
54:00 <Skirmish> I don't mind glancing up at the screen and seeing peoples conversations scrolling by and if it suits, joining in.  But when you glance up and the last 6 to 12 lines was one person randomly typing shit that didn't even make sense 80% of the time then you have to wonder what their contribution to the channel is. 
55:00 <Skirmish> Noels Caravans? 
55:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> i'd rather b1 sucking farts from my anus than have to look at him anymore
56:00 <Skirmish> I still have licorice fuelled gas.  I wouldn't wish my farts on anyone. Even Kayla for crank with me before she went to bed when I walked into the kitchen and farted on her whilst she was making me a milkshake.
57:00 <Skirmish> got cranky*   Move the keyboard just a little and different words start coming out .... 
57:00 <British^Meat> yer, i might move coz of the huntsmans
57:00 <British^Meat> id go that far
57:00 <Serenity> you absolutely must
57:00 <British^Meat> infact, if there was a town that was literally spider free, id consider it
57:00 <Serenity> its too late to save yourself now just get out
57:00 <British^Meat> do they have spiders in antarctica?
58:00 <Mew> thats a brilliant q
58:00 <doctor> it will if you run away from the spiders
58:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> if they do you know theyre gunna be indestructable
58:00 <British^Meat> do they have spiders in KI?
58:00 <British^Meat> did they hitch a ride on a boat or something?
58:00 <doctor> they like the smell of fear
58:00 <Skirmish> When I lived near the uni we had a massive back yard.  Along the back fence were all these holes.  Asked the real estate to check them out .... they were funnel web spider breeding holes.  They came and took the top 5 inches of soil and then sprayed the shit out of the ground. 
58:00 <Mew> yes there was one on my top when I got it off the line this morning :(
59:00 <British^Meat> its just huntsmans that can die in a fire
59:00 <British^Meat> and wolf spiders
59:00 <British^Meat> die in hell
59:00 <Mew> only a little random one not a huntsman
59:00 <Serenity> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-516329/Antarcticas-amazing-wilderness-spiders-big-dinner-plates.html
00:00 <Skirmish> That's a mile below the water so that's ok. 
00:00 <Serenity> nope
01:00 <Serenity> spiders are even hell demons
01:00 <Serenity> they would swim up to the surface just to eat your face while you sleep on the snow
01:00 <Serenity> evil*
01:00 <doctor> that's true
02:00 <doctor> I know of a few, they tell me stories of what they get up to. Quite sinister
02:00 <Skirmish> I read that it is actually an old wives tale that you eat spiders/bugs in your sleep.
02:00 <Serenity> of course it is
02:00 <Serenity> you dont eat spiders
02:00 <Serenity> they eat you
02:00 <doctor> yeah they go up the rectum instead
02:00 <doctor> eat you from the inside out
03:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> they climb inside you to eat you from the inside out
03:00 <doctor> they're extremely intelligent, almost supernaturally so
03:00 <Skirmish> The pic from last night with the spider was hilarious.  Woman naked on her lounge sitting back getting oral sex from a photoshopped or stuffed toy giant spider..
04:00 <doctor> theres a few of them around I think
04:00 <Skirmish> She wasn't naked sorry. http://theworldsbestever.s3.amazonaws.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/male-spider-sex.jpg
08:00 <Skirmish> http://randomdayfact.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/spider4-300x290.jpg    <---- DO NOT LOOK Serenity.  This is an uncomfortable picture.
21:00 <Thoth> Serenity: can you -V so I can /invite Ana_Ng
22:00 <Thoth> !trivia
23:00 <Thoth> I know you're jealous of her tits but get over it
29:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> O.o
29:00 <slinky_J> ino how jelly u r
29:00 <slinky_J> of ma boobs
29:00 <missy_J> werd
30:00 <missy_J> did your imagination just walk out the door
30:00 <missy_J> cause your nick is shit dude.
30:00 <InterestingKitten> fag
34:00 <Eggs> 14:32] <Skirmish> I read sometimes and i started spot and it is actually an old wives tale that you read childrens books and become a faggot.
34:00 <Eggs> srs?
41:00 <Skirmish> lol WOW.  Your nick is shit.  That is the level of trolling that can be achieved in here.  That and altering peoples sentences and pretending that it is how they typed it initially.  Where did all the adults go. 
42:00 <Thoth> That here is fisty cuffs words. I will irritate your face with my fisty cuffs
42:00 <Thoth> You faggot
44:00 <xm> <Thoth> What is everyone's power bill? I just got a HUGE one. Must be from the hydro. I should just sneak into police HQ and steal from the raid proceeds sometime
45:00 <Thoth> Damn straight
45:00 <Thoth> Those water pumps use heaps of power
49:00 <Eggs> uno that moment
49:00 <Eggs> when
49:00 <Eggs> u poop
49:00 <xm> build an entire city of hydro growing in Sim City. and steal power by tapping into the grid from the city next door
49:00 <Eggs> it's good.
52:00 <Eggs> [15:19] <xm> build an entire city of poop, throwing it from Sim City to Shit City. And seal your power by tapping into the grid of math and glob the shit from the shitity next door asshole, owes you some Eggs
52:00 <Eggs> werd
52:00 <Eggs> *dances*
52:00 <Eggs> hahaha
53:00 <Eggs> bacon pancakes xm.
59:00 <Eggs> And that supposhed intellekztual xm, Hutted up
59:00 <Eggs> and was never seen again.. exshept on irc.
00:00 <Eggs> xm your big head fill with ideas today?
00:00 <doctor> the neighbour and I used to trade dogshit by flinging it over each others fence
00:00 <Eggs> oh doctor btw
00:00 <Eggs> our poem
00:00 <doctor> yeah read it this morning, very nice
00:00 <Eggs> a lot of ppl loved it bro
00:00 <Eggs> it was ours
01:00 <Eggs> i've been waiting to tell you man
01:00 <doctor> i own the rights to nothing! but alright
01:00 <Eggs> haha
01:00 <Eggs> you inspired it
01:00 <Eggs> irl
01:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UruDuptA3Bc
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Roger Hodgson - Had a Dream (Sleeping With the Enemy)- HD (Oct 25, 2012) 8:11 - Category: Entertainment - 59,400 - 292 likes (98.3%), 5 dislikes (1.7%)
01:00 <Eggs> it could be published
02:00 <doctor> i'm thinking I might end up getting a garden shed
03:00 <doctor> seems appropriate that I do
03:00 <doctor> make it into a small greenhouse
04:00 <Thoth> http://motherboard.vice.com/read/this-107-million-person-simcity-region-is-a-portrait-of-our-megacity-future
04:00 <Thoth> I realised that guys a moron. He used 4 standard and not 4 deluxe. Which means his complaints about traffic are irrelevant because he doesn't have buses or avenues
04:00 <xm> i wonder how Simcity 4 has updated its taxation model
05:00 <xm> lol
05:00 <Thoth> Both improve the movement of people dramatically
05:00 <TheRon> god bless nerdlinger
05:00 <xm> i suppose there will always be whingers with silly complaints in any game
05:00 <fawks> I just had the best 30 minute nap ever. Fuck.
06:00 <Serenity> [1:22pm] <+Thoth> Serenity: can you -V so I can /invite Ana_Ng
06:00 <Serenity> [1:22pm] <+Thoth> !trivia
06:00 <Serenity> um
06:00 <Serenity> what has -V got to do with ana and her boring trivia
06:00 <Loof> squats and cycling tomorrow
06:00 <Thoth> +V prevents /invite by -o's
06:00 <Serenity> so query her
06:00 <Serenity> and no i cannot turn it off and most certainly would not
06:00 <doctor> when it gets real hot loof. spend a day in the sun and drink lots of water
07:00 <TheRon> fawks dreaming about the dragons again??
07:00 <fawks> People would flood teh shit with invites 
07:00 <doctor> obviously wear sunscreen aswell
07:00 <fawks> lol no theron
07:00 <Serenity> thtas why longie turned it on
07:00 <TheRon> benji??
07:00 <fawks> No
07:00 <fawks> Gross
07:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> the longer ana stays out the better
07:00 <Thoth> xm: 4 deluxe has better tax than 4 standard
07:00 <TheRon> beer time
07:00 <Loof> i thought i was looking pretty thin but my psych said i'm fat
07:00 <Loof> pwnt
07:00 <Serenity> yeah someone invite her because im jealous of her boobs..
08:00 <fawks> If id dream about anyone it would be cooper. Or Dugan or Thompson
08:00 <Thoth> More tunables like "dirty industry" for commercial zones
08:00 <Thoth> You can promote lower pollution by having a higher tax for the dirties
08:00 <fawks> Who said you were jealous of her bewbs
08:00 <Serenity> [1:22pm] <+Thoth> Serenity: can you -V so I can /invite Ana_Ng
08:00 <Serenity> [1:22pm] <+Thoth> !trivia
08:00 <Serenity> [1:23pm] <+Thoth> I know you're jealous of her tits but get over it
08:00 <fawks> ..
08:00 <fawks> Sad
08:00 <Serenity> lol
09:00 <fawks> Like serenity doesn't have boobs 
09:00 <Skirmish> Everyone should have tits that you can pour out of a jug.
09:00 <fawks> lol
09:00 <Skirmish> liquid tits.
09:00 <fawks> Why do guys always associate hate with jealousy 
09:00 <Serenity> hes taken a keen dislike for my breasticles
09:00 <Serenity> its ok
09:00 <fawks> Like if we don't like a girl it automatically means we're a) ragging or b) jealous
09:00 <Thoth> Trolls trolling trolls
09:00 <Skirmish> Because that is what movies teach us from a young age.
09:00 <xm> Thoth, do you sometimes stop random women with C-D cups for random searches? just in case they've got bombs strapped to their chest or drugs etc
10:00 <fawks> You're not trolling anyone it's a legitimate question 
10:00 <TheRon> ana's told me getter her bra on is a two man job
10:00 <Thoth> xm: don't tell nobody
10:00 <Skirmish> She must never wear one then TheRon. 
10:00 <TheRon> apparently not
10:00 <Skirmish> Finding two men to tolerate that horrible scene would be near on impossible. 
10:00 <fawks> Ana seems to be intimidated by teh boobs in the topic so she's fabricated some story about her having nice jugs to rope dumbass dudes like Thoth in without any evidence of these jubblies
10:00 <fawks> I call bullshit
11:00 <TheRon> i dunno she could have nice boobs
11:00 <Skirmish> Which is why she rage hates at me because I have seen her less than impressive boobs and ruin her evil plan.
11:00 <British^Meat> can thoth be forgiven coz he is so new?
11:00 <fawks> welcome spinach guy 
11:00 <xm> distract everyone from the topic and get the focus on her
11:00 <fawks> No British guy he had his chance 
11:00 <SpanishGuy> Thanks fawks
11:00 <xm> it's quite clever
11:00 <fawks> Then he turned retard 
11:00 <British^Meat> I K R
11:00 <Loof> cant stop sneezing
12:00 <xm> it's obviously from the mind of a bipolar genius
12:00 <SpanishGuy> Hi Ashleigh
12:00 <xm> Loof, me hay fever just started today too
12:00 <TheRon> too early for van halen??
12:00 <xm> but only slight
12:00 <xm> JUMP
12:00 <TheRon> yep
12:00 <Loof> i get it bad
12:00 <Skirmish> Yeah Thoth had his change during the fat conversation.  He's paddling the same canoe as panda now. 
12:00 <Serenity> i have more than enough tits of my own to not have to worry about whats hanging off anas chest
12:00 <Loof> itchy eyes too
12:00 <Skirmish> Towards the waterfall .... singing "Row row row ya boat ......"
12:00 <Loof> damn wattles
13:00 <TheRon> boulders apparently
13:00 <Loof> dreading them coming out
13:00 <xm> this was my favourite song for a years. would sing it in my head as i ran around the school oval with my arms out like i was flying
13:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZLKtjATZt0
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Van Halen - Dreams (Sep 8, 2008) 5:01 - Category: Music - 2,924,015 - likes (97.1%), dislikes (2.9%) dislikes (2.9%)
13:00 <fawks> for a years
13:00 <British^Meat> wow xm
13:00 <British^Meat> just fkn wow
13:00 <British^Meat> i was just at hungry jacks and that was on the TV!
13:00 <British^Meat> with all the jets right?
13:00 <xm> bs m8
13:00 <fawks> don't tell him that 
13:00 <British^Meat> just wow
13:00 <xm> British^Meat, i was THAT jet flying around the school oval
13:00 <Loof> wife could only run 800 metres
13:00 <Loof> not even a km :(
13:00 <fawks> Now he's going to freak out and associate things together!!
14:00 <British^Meat> i cant stand that 80's cock rock...
14:00 <British^Meat> but cool vid
14:00 <Loof> i was just getting started
14:00 <xm> it's a beautiful track really
14:00 <TheRon> sammy hagar or david lee roth?
14:00 <fawks> Roth doth tablecloth
15:00 <xm> Higher and higher who knows what we'll find 
15:00 <xm> And in the end on dreams we will depend 
15:00 <xm> Cause thats what love is made of
15:00 <British^Meat> oh, its that song
15:00 <British^Meat> i couldnt hear it, only see it
16:00 <British^Meat> whilst i waited for my schnitzel damper thing
16:00 <xm> did it take you higher?
16:00 <xm> when you hate it
16:00 <British^Meat> yes?
16:00 <xm> it takes two hands to handle a whopper. and to fly a jet
16:00 <xm> ate it*
17:00 <Eggs> is that what you do with your boyfriend xm?
17:00 <British^Meat> nah, kinda shit tbh
17:00 <British^Meat> video is better than the burger thing
17:00 <Eggs> hold the "whopper" and "eat it"
17:00 <Eggs> ;)
17:00 <Eggs> werd
17:00 <xm> i didnt even know Hjs is doing schnitzels
17:00 <xm> is this a temp thing?
17:00 <Eggs> I "hold" it too bro
17:00 <xm> i just like HJs for the cheap frozen cokes
18:00 <fawks> Yum
18:00 <fawks> I want a slurpee
18:00 <xm> $1 from HJs or $4.50 from Maccas
18:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: c2c about it?
18:00 <Eggs> fox
18:00 <Eggs> u cant have a wicked toona sammich
18:00 <Eggs> and expect a drink!
18:00 <Eggs> nowai!
18:00 <fawks> lol
18:00 <fawks> Didn't I have that like 3 hours ago
18:00 <fawks> I'm hungry again
18:00 <Loof> who's this Eggs shitstain
18:00 <fawks> Dammit
18:00 <Loof> seems like a wanker
19:00 <Loof> ah stinky_J
19:00 <Loof> that explains it
19:00 <xm> lol
19:00 <British^Meat> hue
19:00 <Skirmish> c2c what?
20:00 <TheRon> storm and broncos on tonight
20:00 <TheRon> damn its on at the same time the cats and hawks play
20:00 <Thoth> it
20:00 <British^Meat> c2c music factory
20:00 <Skirmish> For the first time today I noticed peppered roast beef slices in the cold meat deli.  OMG so good.
21:00 <TheRon> BEEEEEEFFF!!!!!
21:00 <British^Meat> sounds pretty tasty
21:00 <Skirmish> It is. I highly recommend you get it.  Woolworths deli.
21:00 <Serenity> llloooooollll @ roth doth tablecloth
21:00 <British^Meat> is that pepper on the outside like pastrami or engrained in le meat?
21:00 <Serenity> lmaoooo
21:00 <Skirmish> On the outside BM.
21:00 <British^Meat> either way...
21:00 <British^Meat> win win
22:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-POrLVkOuM <--- just ta mess wid ya head TheRon 
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ABBA vs VAN HALEN :: Super Jumper (Mashup by MadMixMustang) HQ (Aug 15, 2011) 5:07 - Category: Music - 711,329 - 4,184 likes (97.6%), 103 dislikes (2.4%)
22:00 <TheRon> i don't touch mash ups or remixes
22:00 <TheRon> it's a rule
22:00 <Loof> ip man made me realise i don't like chinese martial arts movies
22:00 <Loof> i suspected all along
22:00 <Loof> wife loved it
22:00 <xm> what about johnny cash's hrut then
23:00 <xm> hurt*
23:00 <TheRon> thats a cover
23:00 <Loof> i hurt my cock today, to see if i still cum
23:00 <xm> antipsychs?
23:00 <Loof> lol
23:00 <TheRon> same as rufus wainwright and kd lang cover leonard cohen
24:00 <xm> Loof, an attractive and qualified young female psychiatrist should be performing this test
24:00 <xm> for the sake of your health
24:00 <Loof> i agree
24:00 <Loof> lol
24:00 <Serenity> o.o
25:00 <xm> the mental system has failed us, Loof 
25:00 <Loof> i know it gave me herpeaids in pill form
26:00 <TheRon> is your pill bigger than his?
26:00 <Loof> i just know my gay case worker saw injecting me with his juice as a sexual thing
26:00 <Serenity> you know before austnet I never thought to be thankful for my mental health.  but every day I become more and more thankful
26:00 <Loof> glad he got aids and is gone now
26:00 <xm> lol
26:00 <British^Meat> lol ser
26:00 <British^Meat> enity
26:00 <xm> Serenity, that's why Christians say grace before coming on IRC
26:00 <xm> and read out the MOTD 
26:00 <xm> (if they're catholic)
26:00 <xm> 5x
27:00 <TheRon> i pray to kardinia park
27:00 <Loof> told my psych that i'm smoking daily now she isn't going to stop me
27:00 <Loof> said marijuana didn't cause my schizo
27:00 <Serenity> like she could
27:00 <xm> my new psych is a female too
27:00 <Loof> i love my psych after her saying this
27:00 <Loof> music to my ears
27:00 <xm> and it's awkward because she can tell i can tell she doesnt know how to handle me
28:00 <xm> she basically admitted to it
28:00 <xm> she's just left gobsmacked when i reply to her
28:00 <doctor> i ate mine
28:00 <xm> they're only used to dealing with retards
28:00 <Loof> i'd eat my psychs ass out, fuck i want to bone her
28:00 <doctor> lol true
28:00 <xm> LOL
28:00 <xm> how old is she?
28:00 <Loof> my age
28:00 <xm> i think mine's about 40
28:00 <Serenity> far out
28:00 <xm> over probably
29:00 <xm> that's fairly young
29:00 <xm> most of the ones ive seen in the state system are middle aged or beyond
29:00 <xm> what nationality, Loof ?
29:00 <Loof> i think she's just extending my cto cause she'll miss me and wants a bit of the D
30:00 <xm> lol
30:00 <xm> look out for her drawing circular motion on the clipboard
30:00 <xm> it means very very intense sexual frustration
30:00 <Loof> lol
30:00 <mrdanger> punch cunts yo
30:00 <mrdanger> cuntpuncher
30:00 <Loof> she's not what most guys would call hot
31:00 <xm> my psychiatrist was doing the basic instinct leg scene on me. perhaps she was just testing me for sexual provocation disability. perhaps she just liked me. i do not know
31:00 <Loof> but she's that petite nerdy type with modest titties, just my type
31:00 <xm> sounds Asian
31:00 <Loof> nope
31:00 <Loof> which is odd cause i only usually like asian women
32:00 <xm> btw how long do your sessions normally go for?
32:00 <Loof> 20 mins
32:00 <Loof> not including my injection
32:00 <xm> what are you on now
32:00 <xm> haldol?
32:00 <Loof> flupenthexol
32:00 <Loof> dunno how much
33:00 <xm> for how long
33:00 <Loof> hmmm
33:00 <Loof> years
33:00 <xm> odd it's also available as a mix with an antidep
33:00 <Loof> developed twitching in my right thumb, bad joints, lactation and other things just to name a few
34:00 <xm> that's common with depot drugs as they're quite old
34:00 <xm> haldol is notorious for that
34:00 <Loof> least it doesn't cause weight gain :)
34:00 <Loof> so i'm happy
34:00 <Loof> seroquel does though :(
34:00 <xm> you'll get parkinson's like symptoms from haldol permanently if they keep you on it for some time
34:00 <Loof> i'm on 300mg of that each night too
35:00 <Loof> i'm getting a stiffness to my whole body
35:00 <Loof> and i'm far less co-ordianted physically
35:00 <xm> yes, that's common with haldol too
35:00 <Loof> i can just tell i'd get my ass kicked in a fight on this shit
35:00 <xm> they might be closely related chemically 
35:00 <Loof> which is a good thing
35:00 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/_nLiQBV6A7c
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LYNDSAY BUCKINGHAM - HOLIDAY ROAD (Aug 19, 2007) 2:12 - Category: Music - 2,245,747 - 7,196 likes (98.2%), 132 dislikes (1.8%)
36:00 <Loof> it's like thingo described it, a mental straighjacket
36:00 <BlackDevil> where is my mate panda
36:00 <Loof> Excessive
36:00 <Loof> and serenity told me to tell my doc my voices returned
37:00 <Loof> now my doc has extened my cto and is going to put me on more of that poision
37:00 <Loof> i shouldn't listen to other peoples advice is the moral of this story
37:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> you need help
38:00 <Serenity> .
38:00 <TheRon> beer helps
38:00 <bradd_pitts> LOL
38:00 <Loof> she said i can get a lawyer though and my case manager gave me all the details
38:00 <Loof> so i'll fight it
38:00 <Serenity> yeah dont listen to people because youre getting help.
38:00 <xm> what do your voices say?
38:00 <Skirmish> "Buy a plasma tv, they are really really good" is what one of his voices said.
38:00 <Loof> just lame insults xm
38:00 <British^Meat> lol
38:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> LOL
38:00 <bradd_pitts> llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllol
39:00 <TheRon> is voices say "exterminate, exterminate!" like the daleks
39:00 <Loof> females and males
39:00 <Serenity> heh
39:00 <xm> are they short bursts or do they ever become proper sentences
39:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> so
39:00 <Loof> no sentences
39:00 <Loof> one or two words
39:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> you take advice to get help to stop the voices
39:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> the doc helps to treat you
39:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> now u mad cos ur getting help
39:00 <Loof> usually "LOSER"
39:00 <Thoth> word. You guys are fucked
39:00 <Loof> or "UGLY"
39:00 <Serenity> whats the difference between hearing voices and your own inner voice every one has
40:00 <xm> Loof, have you told them before you hear voices?
40:00 <Serenity> legit q
40:00 <xm> ever?
40:00 <Skirmish> Your inner voice uses sentences.  Loof's voices just shout abuse. 
40:00 <Serenity> haha
40:00 <Thoth> Serenity: control.
40:00 <Loof> it's when you cant tell serenity
40:00 <Loof> that's the problem
40:00 <Serenity> oh
40:00 <Loof> yes i have xm
40:00 <Serenity> right
40:00 <Skirmish> His inner voice answers the other voices.
41:00 <xm> if you hear different voices and want to know which is right. listen to the female one. it's always right
41:00 <Loof> makes it hard to work when your boss is calling you a faggot and it's really just all in your head
41:00 <Loof> lol
41:00 <Skirmish> UGLY ... "fuck off you!" LOSER ... "I'll smash you" and all the time Loof is staring at you on a train with his left eye twitching.
41:00 <xm> my goodness id feel so sorry for you if you kept hearing lan's voice
41:00 <xm> no escape from lanzilla
41:00 <Loof> lanzilla!!!!!!!!!
41:00 <Loof> PML!
41:00 <Loof> oh god she's coming
41:00 <Serenity> I hear my own voice in my head is that ok
41:00 <xm> lol
42:00 <fawks> He's such an ATTN seeker
42:00 <TheRon> you ever hear "down down prices are down!"?
42:00 <fawks> Like hardcore
42:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> ^
42:00 <xm> i sound like tupac in my head
42:00 <Serenity> yes ron you bastard
42:00 <xm> but when i speak, i speak like a king
42:00 <Eggs> suge knight just got shot six times
42:00 <Eggs> and alive
42:00 <fawks> Everyone has a conversation in here and he just uses the channel as a twitter feed blurting random lines about his life and which new electronics he'll buy with his DSP
42:00 <Eggs> tupac must be rollin in his grave
42:00 <Thoth> TheRon: all the time. I thought it was the TV then I remembered I dont own one.
43:00 <Eggs> fawks
43:00 <Skirmish> The voice in my head said it was ok to eat two cinnamon donuts because I bought a new weights bar. 
43:00 <Eggs> how'd you like the movie?
43:00 <fawks> Was good :) 
43:00 <Eggs> fk yea! ^5
43:00 <Eggs> u watch the trailer i put in ur pm?
43:00 <Skirmish> fawks: You're talking about Eggs, yes? 
43:00 <Eggs> that one's good too
44:00 <fawks> No skirmishm
44:00 <fawks> Loof
44:00 <fawks> And no I did not watch the trailer 
44:00 <Eggs> those kinds of movies man
44:00 <fawks> I haven't even looked at me pm
44:00 <TheRon> bowls tomorrow, might have some frothies
44:00 <Eggs> oh good!
44:00 <Eggs> watch it now dude
44:00 <Eggs> and if u like the trailer dl it
45:00 <fawks> You're not my real mom
45:00 <British^Meat> LOL @ Loof staring on the train
45:00 <British^Meat> i remember that convo
45:00 <British^Meat> "They all make fun of me, i can tell"
45:00 <British^Meat> jesus
45:00 <TheRon> there used to be a bloke on the train that made bird noises, that could be loof
46:00 <Eggs> sometimes, around the house when I'm pretending to be British^Meat
46:00 <Eggs> I put vegemite on my toast, OH MY GLOB!
46:00 <TheRon> i don't like vegemite
47:00 <Skirmish> Loof will vanish one day and you will see a news article about a shrink getting raped by her patient who kept yelling "I KNOW YOU WANT THE D!"
47:00 <TheRon> i like peanut butter
47:00 <Eggs> i love peanut butter
47:00 <Eggs> i put that shit on pasta
47:00 <Skirmish> I have never been a huge peanut butter fan but since I have started mixing it with vanilla ice cream I have become addicted.  
47:00 <Eggs> on anythin for a snack
47:00 <TheRon> i make satay chicken kebabs with it
48:00 <Eggs> niggas be like put that shit on celery
48:00 <Eggs> pff
48:00 <Eggs> i put that shit on my British^Meat and lick out the ass
48:00 <Skirmish> Niggers don't eat celery
48:00 <Eggs> "What do they eat?"
48:00 <Skirmish> British^Meat: Why is he talking about you like that? 
49:00 <Eggs> didnt uno
49:00 <Eggs> he's my bitch
49:00 <fawks> I didn't like the trailer 
49:00 <fawks> :/
49:00 <fawks> I was bored a minute in
49:00 <Eggs> it's a shit trailer
49:00 <Skirmish> You are everyone elses bitch Panda.  Every single person that has ever been and will ever be in this channel ... you are their bitch.
49:00 <Eggs> it's a mind fuck movie man
49:00 <Eggs> if u liked being john malckovich
50:00 <Eggs> you'd like that movie
50:00 <fawks> It doesn't seem mind fucky 
50:00 <fawks> Did I miss something 
50:00 <Eggs> um
50:00 <Eggs> u did
50:00 <Eggs> but
50:00 <Skirmish> Yeah rightio Bill Collins lay off the movie reviews for a while. 
50:00 <Eggs> it's not meant to give it away fox
50:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVyWFB-VsTw
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Funny NYC subway guy making weird noises 2012 (Aug 7, 2012) 3:32 - Category: Entertainment - 214,117 - 1,476 likes (97.9%), 32 dislikes (2.1%)
50:00 <Thoth> We need people like that on our trains
50:00 <Eggs> its my personal fav p hoffman movie
51:00 <Thoth> Just to bug people out
51:00 <Eggs> did you see the pettle fall off the girls arm?
51:00 <Eggs> off her tattoo
51:00 <British^Meat> woah
51:00 <British^Meat> what the
51:00 <British^Meat> what this?
51:00 <fawks> Yes
52:00 <Eggs> ok
52:00 <Eggs> fox i can't really say anything about it because it'd ruin it
52:00 <British^Meat> i dunno Skirmish, dudes a wacko
52:00 <fawks> Just ruin it
52:00 <fawks> I'm not gonna watch it
52:00 <Skirmish> amen
52:00 <Eggs> srs?
52:00 <fawks> Yeah 
52:00 <fawks> Is he gay?
52:00 <Eggs> so this guy wants to produce the biggest play
52:00 <Skirmish> What is the movie fawks? 
52:00 <Eggs> finds this lot
52:00 <TheRon> anybody watching the broncos get smashed tonight?
52:00 <fawks> Idk
53:00 <fawks> I didn't even check the name 
53:00 <Eggs> and he constructs new york inside of it
53:00 <Eggs> it gets crazy because you never know which reality you're watching
53:00 <Eggs> i rly cant say more.
53:00 <fawks> Ok
53:00 <Skirmish> really*
53:00 <fawks> Seems boring soz
53:00 <Skirmish> Don't be a lazy cunt. 
53:00 <Eggs> all good fox
54:00 <fawks> don't be pedantic skirmish jeez
54:00 <Skirmish> OMFG
54:00 <Skirmish> You swoop on shit like that.  It's like you've got two screens running and dictionary.com is fixed on the other screen. 
55:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Donna Summer - She Works Hard For The Money.mp3 (5.81MB 192kbps Stereo 4:13)
55:00 <xm> ^ and stay out my #1 fan
55:00 <TheRon> tonight i'm gonna part like it's 1999
55:00 <Skirmish> I sit here with a stop watch.  When someone fucks up spelling I rarely get enough time to click start before fawks swoops in and corrects the person brutally. 
56:00 <slinky_J> [16:24] <Skirmish> You swoop on shit like that.  It's like you've got two screens running and dictionary.com is fixed on the other screen.  <-- way to explain how stupid you are, congrats.. clap clap. 
56:00 <slinky_J> rofl, idiot.
58:00 <Skirmish> I don't mind being called an idiot by a person with such an extensive life resume which demonstrates they are an expert on stupidity. 
59:00 <slinky_J> wow
59:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Kenny Loggins - I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man).mp3 (8.73MB 128kbps Stereo 9:32)
59:00 <slinky_J> you're a mean puppy
59:00 <slinky_J> thanks for taking the time out.
59:00 <slinky_J> ilu
00:00 <Skirmish> So I am told you're a bit of a neighbourhood watch activist slinky_J.
00:00 <slinky_J> am I?
01:00 <Thoth> Isn't that a peeping tom?
01:00 <slinky_J> when did I start caring about anything besides my peeping
01:00 <xm> Still others read the meaning of a person’s own feces. Such fortunes are divined through analyzing the shape, texture, and even smell of their dung. A professional scatomancer named S.S. Sighn surprised director and skeptic Blake Freeman with his hands-on analysis. Sighn brought out the feces of a companion of Freeman’s in a large bowl to feel, smell, and divine. According to Sighn’s reading, the meaning of individual nuggets can appar
01:00 <xm> ently include lending support to someone. Larger logs likewise express strength and leadership. The diviner says that he’s been given a gift, but no one wants to know how he came to realize he had it.
01:00 <slinky_J> LOL no shit
01:00 <TheRon> hi tom
01:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahaaha
01:00 <xm> ^ LOL
01:00 <slinky_J> Thoth i love u man
01:00 <slinky_J> rofl
01:00 <slinky_J> sorry Skirmish
01:00 <Skirmish> That's a lot of deflection. 
01:00 <slinky_J> on our best behavz i swear.
02:00 <slinky_J> where do you think it goes after it's been deflected?
02:00 <slinky_J> hmm
02:00 <slinky_J> there's math there.
02:00 <Thoth> slinky_J: tits or gtfo
02:00 <slinky_J> i got bum tits bro
02:00 <Thoth> I knock on the windows of the girls across the street and say tat
02:00 <Thoth> They may be 90 but I don't care
03:00 <slinky_J> no shit
03:00 <slinky_J> you got balls
03:00 <slinky_J> I only hit up the graveyards
03:00 <slinky_J> they dont talk back.
03:00 <Thoth> Guess they can't say no
05:00 <slinky_J> ino
05:00 <slinky_J> i even wrote a poem for the bitch i dug up
05:00 <slinky_J> i love her man
05:00 <slinky_J> i wrote
05:00 <slinky_J> I love you every single day
06:00 <slinky_J> since I dug you from your grave
06:00 <slinky_J> <3
06:00 <British^Meat> #2 on the stats list everybody....
06:00 <slinky_J> sometimes the bitch lol uno she goes to far durin sex man and laughs uno and loses a limb
06:00 <Thoth> wow, that less than 3 even rhymes
06:00 <Thoth> You're a lyrical genius mang
06:00 <slinky_J> thankz mang
06:00 <Skirmish> He's trying to get past B1 and at this rate he just may. 
07:00 <xm> so bi rn in rl so so bi ok hi
07:00 <slinky_J> nah man im tellin my sweet story dude
07:00 <slinky_J> nobody i guess paid attention to you Skirmish, as a child
07:00 <slinky_J> give you your cock in your hand and you dont know what to do.
07:00 <slinky_J> i got skeletor girl wit me bro im a happy, married man.
08:00 <Thoth> I love ribs
08:00 <slinky_J> and toes
08:00 <Thoth> And sauce
08:00 <TheRon> ribwich?
08:00 <Thoth> ribwitch
09:00 <slinky_J> ribs and sauce
09:00 <slinky_J> and chips
09:00 <slinky_J> wedges man
10:00 <slinky_J> any chick you fug up from a grave will fall for that shit.
11:00 <slinky_J> fox u there?
11:00 <fawks> ?
12:00 <slinky_J> pm
12:00 <Doodle> fawks for pm
12:00 <slinky_J> yeah!
12:00 <TheRon> 420?
12:00 <slinky_J> Doodle for yum
13:00 <Doodle> its always 420 TheRon
13:00 <TheRon> you partaking?
13:00 <FredFlinstone> go hawkz
13:00 <Doodle> i am now, at 420 i was driving
14:00 <Doodle> my lawns were mowed while i was out
14:00 <Doodle> win
14:00 <TheRon> nice neighbours
14:00 <Doodle> lol i wish
15:00 <Shadowgate> Doodle is funny lol
15:00 <Doodle> nice man i pay to do my gardening
15:00 <Shadowgate> Doodle did gardening lol
15:00 <TheRon> no he paid someone
15:00 <slinky_J> Doodle, i dream of you every night
15:00 <slinky_J> :(
16:00 <Doodle> you poor cunt
16:00 <slinky_J> ino know I can never have you man
16:00 <slinky_J> ino right
16:00 <slinky_J> lame
16:00 <slinky_J> then i think of magic mike.
16:00 <TheRon> slinky_J: likes doodle
16:00 <Doodle> lol
17:00 <xm> http://afroalchemist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/weird-nipples-300x199.jpg
17:00 <xm> chocolate, ladies?
17:00 <xm> on tap
17:00 <TheRon> how oiled can i get before 8 o'clock?
21:00 <BlackDevil> i dont even know what to say about that
22:00 <TheRon> lightly oiled, medium oiled or well oiled?
22:00 <TheRon> oh there's completely oiled
23:00 <BlackDevil> my dick wants to be oiled by your mouth
23:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: i am getting nervous
24:00 <TheRon> thats gay
24:00 <FredFlinstone> good
24:00 <British^Meat> hue
24:00 <TheRon> a ton of people have picked geelong
25:00 <FredFlinstone> its 50 m50
26:00 <TheRon> the melbourne storm are on at the same time
26:00 <BlackDevil> awsomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
28:00 <slinky_J> <TheRon> slinky_J: likes doodle
29:00 <slinky_J> every day
29:00 <TheRon> sometimes nights
30:00 <Thoth> I snort doodle all the time too
30:00 <Doodle> O_o
30:00 <TheRon> each to their own
30:00 <British^Meat> i like the guy on irc austnet called Doodle
30:00 <Loof> done like 3 shits today
30:00 <Loof> so proud
31:00 <Doodle> Loof: rudy, theodore and vanessa?
31:00 <Loof> lol
31:00 <Doodle> denise was too white
31:00 <British^Meat> Rudy cant fail
31:00 <Loof> i'm just glad i'm not the only one who gives there poops names right before flushing them into the abyss
31:00 <slinky_J> British^Meat you ever have anything original to add to a conversation?
31:00 <slinky_J> im just askin you man
32:00 <British^Meat> Youre a dumb shit
32:00 <British^Meat> lol sorry
32:00 <British^Meat> wasnt that original
32:00 <slinky_J> see
32:00 <British^Meat> always gets said
32:00 <British^Meat> Yup, u got me JB :P
32:00 <fawks> Wtf
32:00 <slinky_J> that's not how you introduce yourself
32:00 <British^Meat> well done
32:00 <fawks> I didn't know chandler was in 90210
32:00 <slinky_J> so you just stated.
32:00 <TheRon> sorry ms jackson......
33:00 <Serenity> he was fawks?
33:00 <slinky_J> you gotta have more on irc than just tellin me that because i gave you shit yrs ago ur gonna give me shit forever
33:00 <fawks> Yeah its on TV now
33:00 <slinky_J> bradd_pitts
33:00 <slinky_J> British^Meat
33:00 <slinky_J> you need more man
33:00 <fawks> Weird
33:00 <British^Meat> umm ok
33:00 <slinky_J> ur fkn pathetic dude
33:00 <Serenity> what like one episode?
33:00 <Serenity> lol
33:00 <slinky_J> i gave you shit in AdelaideSa
33:00 <Thoth> fight irl ok
33:00 <British^Meat> nah ya didnt
34:00 <slinky_J> so ur thing is to be angry at me forever
34:00 <slinky_J> yea i did
34:00 <British^Meat> shhhhhhh jb
34:00 <slinky_J> ino i did
34:00 <British^Meat> go have another beer
34:00 <British^Meat> toke
34:00 <British^Meat> sniff, whatevs
34:00 <slinky_J> and i got ur logs man
34:00 <slinky_J> dont change it
34:00 <British^Meat> nah i didnt, and nah ya dont
34:00 <Thoth> Just give him apple juice and lemonaide, he'll think its cider
34:00 <slinky_J> oh
34:00 <slinky_J> spose
34:00 <slinky_J> in ps3 chan
34:00 <slinky_J> all the shit you said doesnt matter?
34:00 <British^Meat> like what jb
34:00 <slinky_J> you seem to want this confrontation man
35:00 <British^Meat> log it up
35:00 <Thoth> fight irl k den
35:00 <slinky_J> im not like you
35:00 <slinky_J> i'll never be like you.
35:00 <British^Meat> cool
35:00 <slinky_J> it's between us
35:00 <slinky_J> that cuts you deep.
35:00 <Thoth> meet @ maccas
35:00 <slinky_J> i like that
35:00 <Thoth> carpark
35:00 <TheRon> the first cut is the deepest, baby i know
35:00 <fawks> Look it up says
35:00 <fawks> It says*
36:00 <fawks> He plays roger azarian or something 
36:00 <fawks> Idk how many EPs but seems like more than 1
36:00 <Serenity> weirdd
36:00 <Serenity> is he like 12?
36:00 <mrdanger> I will cut your feces
36:00 <British^Meat> deeeep irc cutz
38:00 <TheRon> did you get it?
38:00 <Serenity> yeah
38:00 <Serenity> winner
39:00 <TheRiddler> I just watched a video of sims 4
39:00 <TheRiddler> someone playing it
39:00 <British^Meat> it has a giant toilet in it
39:00 <TheRiddler> you can customise their body appearance
39:00 <TheRiddler> in specific areas
39:00 <Serenity> i thought you always could
40:00 <TheRon> ppl having sex on a park bench?
40:00 <TheRiddler> like you can shape their butt
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <TheRiddler> to how you want it
40:00 <Serenity> i really want it
40:00 <xm> good bye Joan Rivers
40:00 <TheRiddler> now I'm considering getting it
40:00 <xm> bitchhhhhhhhhhh
40:00 <fawks> Oh no chandler has a gun and they think he's gonna kill his dad
41:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder if you can shape their tits
41:00 <TheRon> DEAR GOD!
41:00 <Serenity> oh ash
41:00 <Serenity> lol
41:00 <Thoth> Shape their tits, but remember, fake boobs aren't good
42:00 <TheRon> i like c's
42:00 <British^Meat> oh, not this discussion again :)
42:00 <TheRon> i like naturals
42:00 <Thoth> chandler has fake tits
45:00 <TheRon> i wouldn't date a chick with fake tits
45:00 <TheRon> it's like going out with a yacht
45:00 <Thoth> yachts are very nautical
45:00 <Thoth> I love it
46:00 <Thoth> but I see what you're saying. You wouldn't date a chick with fake tits, therefore you would date a chick for her tits
46:00 <Thoth> Because fake tits are shallow
59:00 <TheRon> don't believe in modern love
59:00 <FredFlinstone> nor do I
59:00 <TheRon> but i try
59:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
59:00 <FredFlinstone> dont bother
00:00 <TheRon> selwood's gonna win the brownlow
00:00 <FredFlinstone> who fuckin cares
00:00 <British^Meat> :)
00:00 <TheRon> so bitter
00:00 <FredFlinstone> nah brownlow is bullshit
00:00 <TheRon> i know but still
00:00 <FredFlinstone> like the OscRS logies
01:00 <TheRon> jobe watson tainted the medal
01:00 <FredFlinstone> all shit they get enough accolades
01:00 <FredFlinstone> and paid for it ffs
01:00 <FredFlinstone> sluts on parade
01:00 <TheRon> thats bad?
01:00 <FredFlinstone> sometimes
01:00 <FredFlinstone> not that I watch it
01:00 <TheRon> brynn is bad
02:00 <FredFlinstone> and buckleys wife
02:00 <TheRon> tania ird
02:00 <FredFlinstone> whatever
03:00 <TheRon> the coaches need to be involved in the voting
03:00 <FredFlinstone> no
03:00 <FredFlinstone> no one
03:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck it off
03:00 <TheRon> no charlie??
03:00 <FredFlinstone> thats it
03:00 <FredFlinstone> lost its relevance
04:00 <TheRon> just have the herald sun award?
04:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
04:00 <FredFlinstone> umpires are fucked
04:00 <FredFlinstone> they have nfi
04:00 <TheRon> as long as t's not patrick smith
04:00 <FredFlinstone> you cant tell me they dont get togeterh after the match
04:00 <FredFlinstone> hes a dick
04:00 <FredFlinstone> like most of them lol
04:00 <TheRon> indeed
05:00 <FredFlinstone> all talk shit
05:00 <TheRon> more beer
05:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
08:00 <TheRon> has the wife kicked you out yet and told you to tour the great outdoors?
08:00 <FredFlinstone> lol no :(
08:00 <British^Meat> tooheys :)
08:00 <British^Meat> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t31.0-8/p843x403/10608640_10153135017513032_3488137968646217258_o.jpg
08:00 <FredFlinstone> its my house too
08:00 <British^Meat> u know u can do that now?
08:00 <FredFlinstone> I have told her to fuck off lol
09:00 <tooheys> do what?
09:00 <TheRon> nice! :)
09:00 <tooheys> screenshot?
09:00 <FredFlinstone> hehehehe
09:00 <British^Meat> post images from Wii U to FB
09:00 <tooheys> nah i didnt know that
09:00 <British^Meat> screen shots i mean
09:00 <tooheys> thats pretty cool
09:00 <TheRon> highlands in summertime?
09:00 <FredFlinstone> sounds good
10:00 <FredFlinstone> maybe autumn better
10:00 <TheRon> fly fishing?
10:00 <FredFlinstone> cant
10:00 <tooheys> u know what really annoys me though... that it doesnt display everyones times like EVERY single other mario kart game ever made
13:00 <TheRon> right about now, the funk soul brother, check it out now
13:00 <British^Meat> cant talk, gotta work
13:00 <partay> *SIP*
18:00 <tooheys> i might have a sip too
19:00 <partay> Do it do it  do it 
19:00 <tooheys> ahhhhh
19:00 <TheRon> this guns for hire even if we're just dancing in the dark
20:00 <bee_girl> do do do do do do
20:00 <TheRon> da da da da
20:00 <TheRon> is all i got to say to you
21:00 <bee_girl> heh!
22:00 <TheRiddler> ok I checked the make a sim demo
23:00 <bee_girl> and..??
23:00 <TheRiddler> you can change breast size lol
23:00 <bee_girl> oh god lol
23:00 <TheRon> bonus
23:00 <bee_girl> ayy!
23:00 <bee_girl> yay!
23:00 <TheRiddler> also where they sit
23:00 <TheRiddler> so perky or saggy
24:00 <TheRon> good to see they've thought of everything
24:00 <bee_girl> i need lipbalm
24:00 <TheRiddler> yes lol
25:00 <TheRon> everywhere you go, you always take the weather with you...
26:00 <tooheys> me too bee_girl 
27:00 <bee_girl> the wind... the salt... its just too much
27:00 <bee_girl> sigh
27:00 <bee_girl> the alcohol probably doesnt help
28:00 <TheRon> bee_girl: how namy till you become anybody's??
28:00 <TheRon> many
28:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
28:00 <bee_girl> hrm
28:00 <bee_girl> like 2-3 more?
28:00 <bee_girl> stick around
28:00 <bee_girl> :D
28:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no
28:00 <bee_girl> lol
29:00 <bee_girl> these suckers are like 8%
29:00 <bee_girl> im not messing around
29:00 <bee_girl> its friday
29:00 <TheRon> nice!
29:00 <bee_girl> im child free
29:00 <bee_girl> LOOK OUT!
29:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
29:00 <TheRon> wait you have a child
29:00 <Lumeah> lol
29:00 <bee_girl> 2 team
29:00 <bee_girl> i have 2
29:00 <bee_girl> check 2 children
29:00 <bee_girl> pleae do
29:00 <bee_girl> please 
29:00 <bee_girl> too
30:00 <TheRon> paul kelly - to her door
30:00 <bee_girl> bless
30:00 <Skirmish> bee_girl is a randy breeder chick on the sauce.  Get in line boys to play ovulation roulette. 
31:00 <bee_girl> virtual ovulation roulette?
31:00 <bee_girl> not quite so exciting
31:00 <TheRon> sounds like my saturday nights
31:00 <Skirmish> come on don't be coy. We know you want one of these digital studs to bruise your cervix for you.
31:00 <bee_girl> lol
32:00 <bee_girl> don't we all??!
32:00 <bee_girl> lol
32:00 <TheRon> gently pound
32:00 <bee_girl> its a bit early for that
32:00 <TheRon> icehouse - electric blue
32:00 <bee_girl> omg
32:00 <bee_girl> u must be as old as me
33:00 <Lumeah> i can see see that it maybe just a version of you
33:00 <bee_girl> oh i need more wood
33:00 <bee_girl> for the fire
33:00 <TheRon> primary school was 80's
33:00 <tooheys> plenty of wood available here
33:00 <bee_girl> im with u
33:00 <bee_girl> lol
33:00 <tooheys> not suitable for burning though
33:00 <bee_girl> hehehe
33:00 <bee_girl> oh shit i meant for the fire
34:00 <tooheys> :'(
34:00 <Skirmish> So how long until the boob pics start coming bee_girl? 
34:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/IrNbu.jpg
34:00 <bee_girl> oh that might take a while
34:00 <TheRon> damn!
34:00 <Skirmish> Channel rules. Tits or GTFO.  
34:00 <bee_girl> look here!
35:00 <Skirmish> You will notice that nobody asks for Lumeah's tit pics. That is because we believe her nipples have afros. 
35:00 <slinky_J> bee_girl
35:00 <slinky_J> did u miss me
35:00 <doctor> well.. vaginas are a sight for sore eyes arent they
35:00 <slinky_J> doctor!!!
35:00 <tooheys> not always doctor
35:00 <doctor> Panditos
35:00 <slinky_J> oh
35:00 <tooheys> look up ugly pussies on google
35:00 <Pandito> werd
35:00 <Shadowgate> tooheys is a new character
36:00 <Pandito> i gota pm u bro
36:00 <Shadowgate> Pandito is a new character to
36:00 <TheRon> vaginas are like the facehuggers of alien, yet we can't look away
36:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah's vagina has an afro too. 
37:00 <Pandito> nah Skirmish
37:00 <Lumeah> love you Skirmish
37:00 <Pandito> dont be so rude about Lumeah
37:00 <tooheys> http://24.media.tumblr.com/365248473f229ea734de99bdfab332d1/tumblr_mg7r9mlEYJ1rnpceho1_1280.jpg
37:00 <Lumeah> :P
37:00 <Skirmish> mega bush
37:00 <Pandito> oh
37:00 <bee_girl> .... of ... course ... slinky_J
37:00 <Pandito> bee_girl ............ like WHUT ........... and shit
38:00 <Serenity> her afro has an afro
38:00 <Skirmish> lol
39:00 <Skirmish> With a comb sticking out of it.
39:00 <tooheys> anyone who has lived by themselves roughly how much did u spend on food every week
39:00 <Lumeah> nice to think of me so much you need to type about me.
40:00 <Serenity> i never got that line
40:00 <Serenity> 'nice to see you thinking of me'
40:00 <Serenity> Your fucking name is here.
40:00 <Serenity> you're in the chat of course people are thinking of you
40:00 <bee_girl> Pandito?
40:00 <Pandito> Serenity
41:00 <Pandito> yo bee_girl
41:00 <TheRon> gotye - somebody that i used to know
41:00 <bee_girl> yo
41:00 <bee_girl> yoyo
41:00 <Pandito> what's crackin
41:00 <Skirmish> It's the explanation that mothers give to their kids.  "The boy at school makes fun of me mum"  Oh well that just means he likes and he's thinking about you a lot.  No, it means your kid is a mutant.  Stop lying to the kid.
41:00 <Pandito> yoyoyoyo
41:00 <bee_girl> my cider?
41:00 <Lumeah> yeah? you think of everyone in the room?
41:00 <Pandito> cider is good man
41:00 <Lumeah> riiight.. good for you
41:00 <Pandito> is that apple or pear?
42:00 <Pandito> and like
42:00 <Serenity> when they are chatting i clearly do if their names are on the screen
42:00 <Pandito> give me yo cider dude!
42:00 <bee_girl> peaR AND mangp
42:00 <Serenity> are you fucking retarded?
42:00 <TheRon> fucking appletinis
42:00 <Pandito> xD
42:00 <Pandito> oh bee_girl that's like
42:00 <Pandito> i so want it!
42:00 <bee_girl> SUNSHACK
42:00 <bee_girl> ive only got one left
42:00 <bee_girl> and its PASSIONfruit
42:00 <Pandito> DAYUm!
42:00 <bee_girl> lol
42:00 <Pandito> rofl
42:00 <Pandito> have fun wit that
42:00 <bee_girl> hahaha
42:00 <Pandito> lol
43:00 <bee_girl> im hopin!
43:00 <bee_girl> lol
43:00 <Pandito> LOL
43:00 <TheRon> bee_girl: got anything heavier?
43:00 <Pandito> yes
43:00 <Serenity> its the equivalent of someone calling you on the phone then getting all defensive and swearing at you saying GOD STOP THINKING ABOUT ME
43:00 <Pandito> you
43:00 <bee_girl> i do have so plum wine
43:00 <Serenity> .. ok
43:00 <Pandito> when we pick you up
43:00 <Pandito> over our headz
43:00 <Pandito> xD
43:00 <bee_girl> roof joke?
43:00 <Pandito> kinda
43:00 <bee_girl> over ur head
43:00 <TheRon> the roof the roof is on fire
44:00 <Pandito> way over
44:00 <bee_girl> dad joke sorry
44:00 <Pandito> dad said HI!
44:00 <partay> Ton roof rusty 
44:00 <TheRon> we don't need no water let the motherfucker urn
44:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> boobies
44:00 <Pandito> i said no, that's wrong
44:00 <Pandito> :/
44:00 <bee_girl> so wrong
44:00 <Pandito> ped jokes
44:00 <Pandito> yer
44:00 <bee_girl> uk
44:00 <bee_girl> vibe kill
44:00 <Pandito> lolz
44:00 <bee_girl> wtf u thinking?
44:00 <Pandito> bad karma
44:00 <bee_girl> bloody
44:00 <Pandito> woah
45:00 <Pandito> dont menstrate
45:00 <Pandito> :S
45:00 <bee_girl> too late
45:00 <Pandito> dayuM
45:00 <bee_girl> been there
45:00 <Pandito> cool
45:00 <TheRon> the beach boys - kokomo
45:00 <bee_girl> its virtual
45:00 <Pandito> not anymore?
45:00 <bee_girl> wtf does it jmatter
45:00 <Pandito> hahahaha is it
45:00 <Pandito> lol!
45:00 <Pandito> jmatter on TOAST
45:00 <bee_girl> im febreeszy
45:00 <Pandito> werd
46:00 <bee_girl> why is this>
46:00 <TheRon> well you are drinking fosters
46:00 <bee_girl> how does that make u feel tooheys?
46:00 <tooheys> i like fosters
46:00 <Pandito> yer
46:00 <Pandito> ino u like bum
46:00 <bee_girl> my ex liked fosters
47:00 <Pandito> fingers
47:00 <Pandito> in ur bum
47:00 <Pandito> long as it's a girl
47:00 <tooheys> bee_girl, lol
47:00 <partay> Fosters is cat pissed 
47:00 <bee_girl> oath
47:00 <mrdanger> ahahah
47:00 <bee_girl> even if its not  i hate it
47:00 <mrdanger> anyone watching the footy
47:00 <Pandito> we all like fingerdanger
47:00 <bee_girl> reruns here
47:00 <Pandito> right mrdanger
47:00 <Pandito> ;)
47:00 <tooheys> anyone who doesnt like fosters is a poof
47:00 <Pandito> first rule of ouch
47:00 <Pandito> xD
47:00 <TheRon> cocktail is a great movie
48:00 <mrdanger> some dude just ran up behind the on field reporter and yelled 
48:00 <mrdanger> FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
48:00 <mrdanger> it was an instant classic
48:00 <bee_girl> oath
48:00 <TheRon> classy
48:00 <Pandito> dude im tryin to send assassins for last yr
48:00 <TheRon> i love aussies
48:00 <Pandito> do wot
48:00 <mrdanger> Thoth
48:00 <Pandito> do wop!
48:00 <Pandito> you make my body go ooo uhh
48:00 <mrdanger> TheRon its an american thing, or canadian.. some dude that has managed to say it on tv a few times.. but this was just some guy copying him
48:00 <mrdanger> it was still amusing
49:00 <Pandito> so bee_girl dude man like dude that shit is chill
49:00 <TheRon> sounds like something we'd do
49:00 <Pandito> oi
49:00 <Pandito> im tryin to crack onto TheRon
49:00 <Pandito> fk man :(
49:00 <TheRon> new order - bizarre love triangle
49:00 <bee_girl> yeah man that shit is chill
49:00 <mrdanger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdIT74L8hGI
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Reporter interrupted during live broadcast (FHRITP) (Feb 13, 2014) 0:20 - Category: News & Politics - 4,238,388 - 27,684 likes (97.5%), 703 dislikes (2.5%)
49:00 <mrdanger> check that out theroq
49:00 <mrdanger> n
49:00 <Pandito> chillin like your body goes!
50:00 <Pandito> dont post the gay bro
50:00 <bee_girl> how u think ur gonna help my body chill in?
50:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnFy1luxL0A
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: What's Up--4 Non Blondes [Lyrics On Screen] (Jul 24, 2009) 4:56 - Category: Music - 13,281,307 - 35,578 likes (97.9%), 753 dislikes (2.1%)
50:00 <Pandito> ino ur little red hairy shit on ur chin mrdanger has u feelin inclined to bitch about everything
50:00 <Pandito> but srs
50:00 <bee_girl> oo
50:00 <Pandito> mrdanger
50:00 <Pandito> you fucking bitch
50:00 <bee_girl> TheRon
50:00 <Pandito> and what do you do
50:00 <bee_girl> i think i love u
50:00 <mrdanger> calm down pedito
50:00 <Pandito> you arent involved in anything dude
51:00 <Pandito> nah bro
51:00 <TheRon> bit early but ok
51:00 <mrdanger> yeah bro
51:00 <Pandito> no man
51:00 <mrdanger> settle your flaps
51:00 <Pandito> you bitch about asylum seekers
51:00 <Pandito> are you doing anything?
51:00 <mrdanger> lol
51:00 <Pandito> lol?
51:00 <partay> lol
51:00 <Pandito> are you?
51:00 <bee_girl> have a drink for me
51:00 <bee_girl> it was my bday this week
51:00 <Pandito> what have you done for any of them
51:00 <bee_girl> im fucking odl
51:00 <mrdanger> you are what we in the business refer to as a nutbar
51:00 <Pandito> beside come on irc
52:00 <TheRon> nice
52:00 <Pandito> and have a go at everyone
52:00 <mrdanger> lol
52:00 <TheRon> did you get a tripper for your b'day??
52:00 <mrdanger> much psychosis, so wow
52:00 <Pandito> what business is that? the not spending money on asylum seekers?
52:00 <TheRon> stripper
52:00 <Pandito> uhuh
52:00 <bee_girl> a tripper?
52:00 <bee_girl> lol
52:00 <bee_girl> oh
52:00 <bee_girl> a stripper
52:00 <Pandito> dude
52:00 <bee_girl> no
52:00 <Pandito> ur foul man
52:00 <bee_girl> ive never had a stripper
52:00 <Pandito> you pretend
52:00 <bee_girl> not hoping for one
52:00 <Pandito> and you dont even help
52:00 <mrdanger> you have a fowel mouth
52:00 <Pandito> you're so sad mrdanger
52:00 <mrdanger> bawkbawkbawk
53:00 <bee_girl> cmon u loy
53:00 <Pandito> you have gone on for years
53:00 <bee_girl> lot
53:00 <Pandito> about that shit
53:00 <bee_girl> be nice
53:00 <TheRon> if you want i could turn up as a firefighter
53:00 <Pandito> and have you put your own time into any of it?
53:00 <mrdanger> ahahahaha they just apologised for the fuck her right in the pussy thing on tv
53:00 <Pandito> no you fucking havent
53:00 <mrdanger> that was hilarious
53:00 <partay> Bee-girl how's your bum for grubs 
53:00 <mrdanger> go that meathead
53:00 <Pandito> wow
53:00 <bee_girl> ??
53:00 <Pandito> wow man
53:00 <Pandito> way to go dude
53:00 <Skirmish> Pandito: Stop being a hypocrite.
53:00 <Pandito> i would have just admitted to it.
53:00 <bee_girl> *yawn
53:00 <mrdanger> he's just babbling shit
53:00 <Pandito> im done wit u man
54:00 <Pandito> you a fake bro
54:00 <mrdanger> to recite the classic irc cliche, he doesnt know me
54:00 <Pandito> homey dont make me put pink socks on
54:00 <Pandito> bee_girl
54:00 <Pandito> you like these black stripes on these socks or wot
54:00 <mrdanger> should i order chinese food or walk to the supermarket
54:00 <Pandito> shh dude
54:00 <mrdanger> these are the issues a man is faced with
54:00 <Pandito> shhh
54:00 <bee_girl> pics
54:00 <Pandito> u dont gotta prove yourself man
54:00 <Pandito> NO
55:00 <mrdanger> slow your roll, baby doll
55:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiqgTPmkfek
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pearl Jam - Daughter (lyrics) (Aug 5, 2009) 3:36 - Category: Music - 3,042,887 - 6,627 likes (97.6%), 160 dislikes (2.4%)
55:00 <bee_girl> OMG
55:00 <bee_girl> STOP IT
55:00 <partay> Mr danger shops and get a 4 pack of wild turkey cans as well 
55:00 <bee_girl> !]
55:00 <slinky_J> ')
55:00 <TheRon> what?
55:00 <slinky_J> left eye
55:00 <bee_girl> my nick is a pj son
55:00 <bee_girl> g
55:00 <bee_girl> u just stop it now
55:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
56:00 <slinky_J> yea yea yea!
56:00 <mrdanger> partay: sounds like a good plan actually
56:00 <slinky_J> unf unf!
56:00 <TheRon> my bad
56:00 <slinky_J> bee_girl stop being like a movie!
56:00 <partay> *taps nose*
56:00 <mrdanger> only i might replace 4 wild turkey cans with a bottle of scotch
56:00 <bee_girl> like a movie?
56:00 <bee_girl> explain urself
56:00 <tooheys> fuck 4 cans whats that gonna do
56:00 <mrdanger> explain your vagina
56:00 <bee_girl> u just did
57:00 <TheRon> the dust and cobwebs?
57:00 <mrdanger> the rapture
57:00 <bee_girl> oh
57:00 <bee_girl> that rapture
57:00 <bee_girl> where u bin?
57:00 <TheRon> bit of a worry when bats fly out of there
57:00 <mrdanger> osama bin dyin
57:00 <partay> Tooheys to wash dinner down 
58:00 <mrdanger> I LIKE TO DANCE LIKE A MONKEYS PANTS
58:00 <mrdanger> spring has sprung mother fuckers
58:00 <mrdanger> my name is pandas coz i can't get laid, yo
58:00 <Skirmish> Did your two children destroy your vagina on the way out bee_girl? Splitting you from front to back? 
58:00 <TheRon> jeans and t-shirt day
58:00 <bee_girl> wtf bats?
58:00 <TheRon> i was joking
58:00 <bee_girl> Skirmish - hell no i had a waterbirth 
59:00 <bee_girl> lol
59:00 <slinky_J> hi bee_girl
59:00 <slinky_J> im um
59:00 <slinky_J> <-- me
59:00 <bee_girl> u lot sound 16 all of a sudden
59:00 <bee_girl> am i missing somehing?
59:00 <tooheys> fuck you cunts are preverts no wonder not many females come in here
59:00 <slinky_J> tooheys
59:00 <slinky_J> stop being sixteen!
59:00 <bee_girl> wb
59:00 <slinky_J> ty
59:00 <Skirmish> tooheys: There are important things to learn about a woman before you invest time in them.  Watch and learn. 
59:00 <partay> Slinky is a dodgy fuck.  WARNING
59:00 <mrdanger> not many girls come here because their tiny brains cant operate computering machines
59:00 <bee_girl> watch out for the bats flying from my vj
59:00 <slinky_J> partgay
00:00 <slinky_J> i aint doggy
00:00 <Skirmish> If she's got a fanny like a run over chicko roll ... don't bother I say.
00:00 <slinky_J> i wana be doggy :P
00:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SmVAWKfJ4Go
00:00 <partay> lol
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Johnny Cash Hurt (Dec 12, 2005) 4:03 - Category: Music - 65,130,546 - 334,767 likes (98.8%), 4,057 dislikes (1.2%)
00:00 <bee_girl> if u aint got much u need doggy
00:00 <bee_girl> says a lot
00:00 <slinky_J> lmao
00:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
00:00 <mrdanger> johnny cash hurt himself today, to see if he steals feels
00:00 <slinky_J> oi partay
00:00 <slinky_J> right now picard is in thailand
00:00 <slinky_J> i wonder how many elephants he's killed
00:00 <slinky_J> tryina sit on
01:00 <Skirmish> At least he's getting something big between his legs slinky_J.  More than can be said for you.
01:00 <slinky_J> they be like "soddy soddy mang only so mush way bro u kill ten efants!"
01:00 <partay> Slinky pictard is a fat useless fuck.  I bet the thai hookers are shuddering at the sight of him 
01:00 <slinky_J> Skummish I aint goin at u bro
01:00 <tooheys> lol partay
01:00 <slinky_J> LOL!
02:00 <tooheys> he's probably walking around calling all the hookers fat
02:00 <tooheys> and callign every guy he sees a pedophile
02:00 <mrdanger> me go now
02:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up PieterPanda
02:00 <mrdanger> the piped panda
04:00 <TheRon> i fell into a ring of fire
04:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E5-4GdzXWw
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Björk - Big Time Sensuality (Official Music Video) (Aug 8, 2010) 5:03 - Category: Entertainment - 329,715 - 2,077 likes (99.1%), 19 dislikes (0.9%)
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Bjork should never of went solo ... The Sugarcubes were great
05:00 <bee_girl> it takes courage to enjoy it, the hostiile and the gentle, big time sensuality
05:00 <bee_girl> something huge has come up
05:00 <bee_girl> really
05:00 <bee_girl> i can appreciate both
05:00 <bee_girl> it takes courage
06:00 <bee_girl> to enjoy it :)
06:00 <Bastardly_One> first few things were good 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> then she went too pop for my taste
06:00 <bee_girl> i dont know my future after this weekend, and i dont want to
06:00 <bee_girl> it takes courage
07:00 <bee_girl> e ah!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> this song is about 3/4s of this channel
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Fools
07:00 <Skirmish> Does anyone know what bee_girl looks like?
07:00 <TheRiddler> brb
07:00 <bee_girl> oh cmon
07:00 <Bastardly_One> fools make the world spin wrong so get off
07:00 <bee_girl> didnt u see
07:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: Find another channel to lurk in then. 
08:00 <doctor> I like this bee_girl. I'd like to see more of them
08:00 <Bastardly_One> poor Skirmish ... tries so hard
08:00 <Skirmish> bee_girl: I must have missed it.  Re-link.  
08:00 <TheRon> we can't go on together with suspicious minds
08:00 <bee_girl> du doh
08:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: That is mistake number 1. 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> must have a really miserable life
08:00 <bradd_pitts> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.
08:00 <bee_girl> im falling deeper for the ron by the minute
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the way you go on about everyone elsess
08:00 <Bastardly_One> -s
08:00 <TheRon> dear god
09:00 <TheRon> how many drinks?
09:00 <bee_girl> lol
09:00 <doctor> fine young cannibals or elvis?
09:00 <bee_girl> its the music!
09:00 <bee_girl> not the drinks
09:00 <Skirmish> I am being psycho-analysed by a DSP dependant lazy old man.  Doesn't get much funnier than that. 
09:00 <Doodle> fyc
09:00 <TheRon> fyc
09:00 <doctor> yeah definately
09:00 <Doodle> lol analysed
09:00 <bradd_pitts> eheheeh anal
10:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwqHarJnQP8
10:00 <Doodle> ;)
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eagles - Peaceful Easy Feeling -HD (Jun 12, 2011) 4:21 - Category: Music - 796,268 - 2,248 likes (96%), 93 dislikes (4%)
10:00 <partay> Go hawthorn 
10:00 <bee_girl> MATTHEW!
10:00 <bee_girl> finally!
10:00 <bee_girl> been a while babe
10:00 <bee_girl> i got a peaceful easy feeling and i know u won't let me down
10:00 <partay> Another girl for bee girl to talk to 
10:00 <bee_girl> cause im already standing on the ground
11:00 <Matthew> move to the musiccc... VOGUE
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol partay
11:00 <Doodle> hee_girl
11:00 <bee_girl> DOOdle
11:00 <bee_girl> that song was on the way home Matthew
12:00 <bee_girl> I almost caused an accident practicing the moves
12:00 <bee_girl> ie hands of the wheel
12:00 <Doodle> i did the same today when gangnam style came on
12:00 <bee_girl> lol
12:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq7ASMbOpmo
12:00 <Doodle> driving my mates car with him in it
12:00 <bradd_pitts> rofl
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Bees - Chicken Payback (Mar 6, 2009) - Category: Music - - 911 likes 13 dislikes
12:00 <Doodle> he wasnt amused
12:00 <bee_girl> the who?
12:00 <Doodle> it was on the westgate lol
12:00 <Matthew> I love Madonna... however 'Vogue' is a little depressing these days
12:00 <bee_girl> i get this feeling i may know 
12:00 <bee_girl> as a lover and a friend
13:00 <Matthew> did you know that all 13 celebrities she mentions in that song are now dead ?
13:00 <bee_girl> this voice keeps whispering in my other ear
13:00 <tooheys> wow u really are gay arent u matthew
13:00 <Doodle> oppa gangnam styyyyle *veer left*
13:00 <bee_girl> tells me i may never see you again
13:00 <bee_girl> yes Matthew
13:00 <bee_girl> i heared that on the news
13:00 <Doodle> eyyyyyyyyyyy sexy laydeeee *veer right*
13:00 <TheRon> go cats
13:00 <bee_girl> somehow>?
14:00 <partay> Go hawthorn 
14:00 <Matthew> lol @ Harry O'Brien aka LUMUMBA
14:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugj4LKRGOzw\
14:00 <Matthew> what a petulant, sensitive fucking sook
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: lucero - tears don't matter much (Aug 19, 2008) 4:02 - Category: Music - 291,055 - 725 likes (98.4%), 12 dislikes (1.6%)
14:00 <tooheys> ahahahaha... theyre racing communist cars on top gear and the fastest one was almost beaten by a dog
14:00 <bee_girl> click it team
14:00 <Bastardly_One> [19:14] <Matthew> what a petulant, sensitive fucking sook
14:00 <bee_girl> get u boppin
14:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like you Matthew
14:00 <simba> ya Matthew bit precious, do u think hes gay?
14:00 <Matthew> suck my balls, Bastardly_One
14:00 <Matthew> fuckwit
14:00 <Doodle> ooooooooooooo
14:00 <Matthew> he is bisexual
15:00 <tooheys> simba he hopes he is
15:00 <simba> to take such offense, you are either gay yourself or just overly precious
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooo fight words
15:00 <Bastardly_One> suck my balls
15:00 <Bastardly_One> !
15:00 <bee_girl> and i sing along, i sing along, my tears dont matter much dont matter much
15:00 <Matthew> speaking of bisexual ...
15:00 <TheRon> simba, eddie is arking up over the jumper
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle
15:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ B1 sooking that all I do is take shots at him and cry to ops to have me removed .... matthew arrives and B1 does the exact same thing to him.  You stupid old man LOL
15:00 <bee_girl> Maurice!!
15:00 <doctor> Matthew how well do you grow a beard?
15:00 <simba> eddie is fat and ugly!@!!!!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> how much did the PS3 cost to fix in the end?
16:00 <bee_girl> the boys sing their songs and the kids they sing along
16:00 <bee_girl> its 716 and im pissed wtf is going on here
16:00 <Matthew> Skirmish, you need to ignore the complete vulgarity that is Bastardly_One ...
16:00 <Matthew> there are simply too many oxygen thieves to contend with... he is just another
16:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
16:00 <Bastardly_One> <3
16:00 <Skirmish> Matthew: The fact that he is an old man that pretends to be wise and is completely oblivious to how stupid he is entertains me. 
17:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=etviGf1uWlg
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Deee-Lite - Groove Is In The Heart (Video Version) (Oct 26, 2009) - Category: Music - - 25,705 likes 467 dislikes
17:00 <TheRon> sorry
17:00 <bee_girl> it is all ur fault
18:00 <TheRon> i know
18:00 <simba> cant c anything about eddie whining
18:00 <bee_girl> youve got noone but urself to blam
18:00 <bee_girl> e
18:00 <bee_girl> welcome back TheRidder!
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you remember those ghetto blasters? how many D size batteries did you need daily?
18:00 <TheRon> i listened to abc this morning
18:00 <bee_girl> its not been the same
18:00 <bee_girl> without u
19:00 <bee_girl> sometimes i feel like i dont have problem
19:00 <bee_girl> sometimes like i feel my only friend
19:00 <bee_girl> is the city i live in
19:00 <bee_girl> the city of angels
19:00 <TheRiddler> thanks
19:00 <bee_girl> lonely as i am
19:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: I see your Groove is in the heart and raise you ..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3U7FyKdBS4
19:00 <bee_girl> together we cry
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Betty Boo - Doin' The Do 1990 (HD 1080p) FULL EDIT (May 10, 2013) 3:38 - Category: People & Blogs - 53,929 - 262 likes (97%), 8 dislikes (3%)
19:00 <TheRon> dear god!
19:00 <tooheys> fuck i hate that song
19:00 <Matthew> ahh... 1990... what a year...
19:00 <TheRon> she faked it didn't she?
19:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLvohMXgcBo&index=15&list=PLFB77F7A94B510511
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under The Bridge [Official Music Video] (Oct 26, 2009) 4:28 - Category: Music - 24,857,776 - 99,777 likes (99%), 988 dislikes (1%)
19:00 <bee_girl> fake it?
19:00 <bee_girl> who?
19:00 <TheRon> betty boo
20:00 <bee_girl> I DONT EVER WANNA FEEL LIKE I DID THAT DAY
20:00 <TheRon> like millie vanillie
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I woke up with this in my head
20:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWsRz3TJDEY
20:00 <tooheys> lol my dad brought up milli vanilli recently
20:00 <bee_girl> its hard to believe that im all alone
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Neneh Cherry - Buffalo Stance (Feb 28, 2009) 4:21 - Category: Music - 4,298,829 - 18,171 likes (97.4%), 488 dislikes (2.6%)
20:00 <bee_girl> oh
20:00 <bee_girl> Bastardly lovely
20:00 <bee_girl> mmmm
20:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: i like that
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a full on 80s dream last night and that was in it 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I had a breakdance dream
21:00 <Bastardly_One> don't ask 
21:00 <bee_girl> awesome dream
21:00 <bee_girl> awesome song
21:00 <bee_girl> awesome chic
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol wouldn't say it was an awesome dream
21:00 <bee_girl> one yimr
21:00 <bee_girl> time
21:00 <TheRon> made me wanna do a 15 minute meal for some reason
21:00 <bee_girl> gets another beverage
22:00 <doctor> wine is a wonderful thing
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it was a flashback of me trying to learn to breakdance on a cardboard box
22:00 <bee_girl> its CIDER
22:00 <bee_girl> SUNSHACK
22:00 <doctor> just as good
22:00 <bee_girl> CIDER
22:00 <bee_girl> tehe
22:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqZc7ZQURMs
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Al Stewart - Year Of The Cat (Aug 15, 2009) 6:34 - Category: Music - 5,137,831 - 22,448 likes (98.3%), 387 dislikes (1.7%)
22:00 <bee_girl> you really need to know
22:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFAodHvcpSw
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pearl Jam-Bee Girl (Sep 23, 2010) 1:46 - Category: Music - 43,532 - 176 likes (98.9%), 2 dislikes (1.1%)
23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh of course 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> DUH
23:00 <bee_girl> bee girl
23:00 <bee_girl> ur gonna die
23:00 <Bastardly_One> never got the connection
23:00 <bee_girl> u dont wanna be famous
23:00 <bee_girl> u wanna be shy
23:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xweiQukBM_k
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Paula Abdul - Opposites Attract (Feb 27, 2009) 3:49 - Category: Music - 5,014,044 - 19,312 likes (97.2%), 557 dislikes (2.8%)
23:00 <doctor> very fitting
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Paula Abul is still cute
23:00 <Bastardly_One> remember I am old though
24:00 <doctor> life a well matured blue cheese
24:00 <bee_girl> i god i did a jazz ballet dance to that in year 7
24:00 <TheRon> sorry
24:00 <bee_girl> what u trying to do to me???
24:00 <bee_girl> fuck
24:00 <tooheys> two steps forward two steps baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
25:00 <bee_girl> AND U KNOW!
25:00 <Matthew> DANCE HALL DAYS
25:00 <simba> lol
25:00 <TheRon> soon
25:00 <Bastardly_One> classic ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXEOESuiYcA
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: KLF - 3 a m eternal (Complete) (Sep 7, 2007) 4:39 - Category: Music - 5,367,477 - 301 dislikes (1.6%)
25:00 <bee_girl> oh fuck
25:00 <bee_girl> the moemoires\
25:00 <bee_girl> what was their other song
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Justified and Anicent?
26:00 <tooheys> i dont remember 3am
26:00 <Skirmish> exit the mumu
26:00 <Bastardly_One> What time is Love?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> they had heaps
26:00 <tooheys> i remember last train to trancentral
26:00 <bee_girl> thats it
26:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE&list=PLFB77F7A94B510511&index=22
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't remember this?
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beck - Loser (Oct 7, 2009) 3:55 - Category: Music - 27,165,682 - 122,011 likes (98.2%), 2,246 dislikes (1.8%)
26:00 <Bastardly_One> KLF ... uh huh uh huh 
26:00 <slinky_J> a penis?
26:00 <TheRon> i just saw the cat try to look up paula abdul's dress
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ancient of mu mu!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> *ancients
27:00 <tooheys> i remember one that said KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
27:00 <Bastardly_One> which version of What Time is Love?
27:00 <bee_girl> is gonna rocj u
27:00 <Bastardly_One> the US or UK one?
27:00 <bee_girl> rock u baby
27:00 <bee_girl> so fucking hard
27:00 <bee_girl> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> this is the one tooheys
27:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oqAU5VxFWs&index=27&list=PLFB77F7A94B510511
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you twit
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Counting Crows - Mr. Jones (Jun 16, 2009) 4:32 - Category: Music - 23,290,663 - 80,132 likes (97.9%), 1,710 dislikes (2.1%)
27:00 <bee_girl> this is my mowing song
28:00 <TheRon> amy grant?
28:00 <partay> Bee-girl need your grass cut? 
28:00 <bee_girl> shoe me some o that spanish dancing and pass me a bottle mr jones
28:00 <Bastardly_One> another classic ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCCzf8PrdjI
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: KLF - Justified and ancient (Jul 26, 2008) 3:45 - Category: Music - 381,185 - 1,475 likes (99.1%), 14 dislikes (0.9%)
28:00 <Bastardly_One> all bound for mu mu laaaaaaaaaaaaaand
28:00 <bee_girl> belevie in me help me believe in anything cause i wanna be someone who bleieves
29:00 <tooheys> does anyone else find it funny to fire up their mower at 3-4 am
29:00 <Matthew> everybodyyy wants to rule the worlddddddd
29:00 <bee_girl> this song makes me wanna drink drive to byron
29:00 <tooheys> its especially good with a 2 stroke
29:00 <TheRon> i was at a prty and picked up a chick to counting crows
29:00 <TheRon> good times
29:00 <bee_girl> i felt so symbolic yesterday
29:00 <bee_girl> oh no no she lookin at me
29:00 <TheRon> amy grant - baby baby
30:00 <bee_girl> oh goodnes
30:00 <bee_girl> one hit wonder
30:00 <bee_girl> definition o
30:00 <bee_girl> f
30:00 <TheRon> i know
30:00 <bee_girl> fuck my typing
30:00 <bee_girl> wheres ur link
30:00 <bee_girl> cheeky
30:00 <TheRon> serious?
30:00 <simba> bee_girl is durnhk and do nesnt gfbive a fhjuck
30:00 <bee_girl> ROFL!
30:00 <Matthew> I rememberrr... how it all came trueee... it was loveee sooo tenderrr... now that's lost with youuu... by the sweet Sorrento mooooon
31:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vMXuuYnoRdI
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Amy Grant - Baby, Baby (Mar 13, 2009) 3:52 - Category: Music - 2,105,966 - likes (97.2%), 220 dislikes (2.8%)
31:00 <bee_girl> yeah!
31:00 <bee_girl> i havent heard this song for 2 decades
31:00 <bee_girl> probably for good reason
31:00 <slinky_J> lolz
31:00 <TheRon> indeed
31:00 <tooheys> tina arena takes it up the ass
31:00 <tooheys> cumguzzling slut
31:00 <bee_girl> i thnk she might
31:00 <slinky_J> i want to know the reason haha
32:00 <bee_girl> and im not one for joking abou such things
32:00 <bee_girl> but yes
32:00 <bee_girl> fuck me amy grant
32:00 <bee_girl> reminds me of skating
32:00 <bee_girl> roller skating
32:00 <slinky_J> ur into chucks
32:00 <bee_girl> in 8th grade
32:00 <slinky_J> thats hot
32:00 <bee_girl> 13 years
32:00 <tooheys> i loooooooooooved going roller skating
32:00 <partay> She would take it up the date for sure 
32:00 <slinky_J> chicks*
32:00 <TheRon> wilson phillips?
32:00 <bee_girl> i love the bus stop
32:00 <bee_girl> while roller skating
32:00 <bee_girl> and playing pool
32:00 <bee_girl> and nachos
33:00 <slinky_J> i give up my science
33:00 <TheRon> when drunk i cant do compicated dance moves
33:00 <bee_girl> if only someone would ask
33:00 <simba> trolling WWE videos and telling the kids theyre going to grow up gay 
33:00 <bee_girl> im sure id take it
33:00 <tooheys> i never skated much though i was too busy smoking dope & playing the arcade games
33:00 <slinky_J> i just want to talk to simba
33:00 <bee_girl> lol TheRon
33:00 <slinky_J> hi babes
33:00 <bee_girl> yeah i was too busy giving head.... oh
33:00 <bee_girl> sorry wrong channel
33:00 <partay> Bee-girl never had an all? 
33:00 <slinky_J> tryina find a good doco 
33:00 <partay> Anal
34:00 <bee_girl> yeah whats wqrong with my ass
34:00 <TheRon> hello!!!!
34:00 <slinky_J> yer we got it
34:00 <slinky_J> it just wasnt funny
34:00 <bee_girl> hey u cant judge me
34:00 <bee_girl> i do enuf of that
34:00 <bee_girl> its the truth .. whats to hide??
34:00 <bee_girl> cmon
34:00 <TheRon> bee_girl: ever done the thriller dance?
34:00 <bee_girl> i done more of that
35:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdYWuo9OFAw&list=PLFB77F7A94B510511&index=38
35:00 <bee_girl> take that TheRon
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Goo Goo Dolls - "Iris" [Official Music Video] (Feb 26, 2010) 3:36 - Category: Music - 43,651,856 - 232,502 likes (99%), 2,417 dislikes (1%)
35:00 <bee_girl> oh
35:00 <Matthew> I love Tina fyi
35:00 <bee_girl> wrong song
35:00 <Skirmish> Ever done the thriller dance .... horizontally?
35:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgqY5F67ja0&index=39&list=PLFB77F7A94B510511
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: COLOR ME BADD-I WANNA SEX YOU UP (Jun 27, 2008) 4:09 - Category: Music - 1,609,301 - 1,581 likes (93.4%), 112 dislikes (6.6%)
35:00 <bee_girl> take that!!
35:00 <bee_girl> no
35:00 <bee_girl> i have not
35:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00xNbWIcrhI
35:00 <simba> go da cats!!!!!
35:00 <bee_girl> ah tick tock
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tina Arena - I Need Your Body (Sep 16, 2013) 3:52 - Category: People & Blogs - 3,427 - 36 likes (97.3%), 1 dislikes (2.7%)
35:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrGw_cOgwa8
36:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dGj9h8ggCc
36:00 <bee_girl> i havent even heard that song
36:00 <TheRon> i love those tits
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Robert Palmer - Simply Irresistible (Mar 4, 2009) 4:29 - Category: Music - 6,447,694 - 25,301 likes (97.5%), 657 dislikes (2.5%)
36:00 <bee_girl> tinas?
36:00 <TheRon> ooh yeah
37:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wBDDAZkNtk&index=48&list=PLFB77F7A94B510511
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jewel - Who Will Save Your Soul (Official Video) (Oct 26, 2009) 4:00 - Category: Music - 1,452,565 - likes (98.4%), dislikes (1.6%) dislikes (1.6%)
37:00 <TheRon> bee_girl: i saw jewel live at the palias
37:00 <bee_girl> oh
37:00 <bee_girl> well
37:00 <bee_girl> what can i say
37:00 <TheRon> good night that one
37:00 <bee_girl> why did we not meet up when i was in melbs frecently
37:00 <simba> let me see what spring is like on jupiter and mars
38:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4CRkpBGQzU&list=PLFB77F7A94B510511&index=53
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Joan Osborne - One Of Us (Sep 20, 2007) 4:36 - Category: Music - 6,046,379 - 22,679 likes (98.2%), 419 dislikes (1.8%)
38:00 <bee_girl> TehRon?
38:00 <bee_girl> what do u have to say?
38:00 <TheRon> yes?
38:00 <TheRon> about?
38:00 <bee_girl> why did we not meet up
38:00 <bee_girl> we sound like jukebox sistas
39:00 <bee_girl> ewhat would u ask if u had just one question?
39:00 <TheRon> at that satge i was just affraid to talk to women in general
39:00 <slinky_J> rofl
39:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
39:00 <bee_girl> really
39:00 <bee_girl> for some reason i thought u were a chic
39:00 <damio> what did the woman do to you!!?
39:00 <slinky_J> we sound like tupac's bitch.
39:00 <Matthew> Hawthorn by 39 , Sydney by 6 , North Melbourne by 28 , Port Adelaide by 18
39:00 <Matthew> my tips this weekend
39:00 <bee_girl> either
39:00 <bee_girl> way
39:00 <bee_girl> im keen
39:00 <damio> lol
39:00 <slinky_J> damio!!!!
39:00 <slinky_J> <3
40:00 <bee_girl> would u want to see if seeing meant that u would have to beliee
40:00 <slinky_J> yayyy!
40:00 <damio> hey bud 
40:00 <slinky_J> i got the damio grin
40:00 <bee_girl> dolmio?
40:00 <damio> lol yeah yeah
40:00 <slinky_J> sup man
40:00 <simba> 10,1PAFC1,0 1870 1,10PAFC0,1 1870 10,1PAFC1,0 1870 1,10PAFC0,1 1870
40:00 <damio> went to the chemist to buy shit. get to the counter to pay for it. realise I don't have my wallet on me
41:00 <damio> came home
41:00 <damio> cbf going out again
41:00 <simba> Oh, damio.
41:00 <simba> Straight outta the FML files much? Baahahaahaha!!
41:00 <damio> you make it sound so typical of me
41:00 <damio> lol
41:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy2gGNS6o78
41:00 <simba> did horns.aiff play in your head when you realised you didnt have your wallet
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Southern Sons - Heart In Danger (Feb 2, 2013) 4:58 - Category: Music - 5,528 - 27 likes (96.4%), 1 dislikes (3.6%)
41:00 <damio> yeah, also I had to run to catch the tamon the way there
42:00 <damio> only for the light to turn red so the tram was waiting for like a minute
42:00 <damio> tram*
43:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/wF7qw6TSP8g
43:00 <damio> wow it really was a bad string of events
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Do you have Cock (Coke)? (Sep 8, 2013) 2:02 - Category: Comedy - 307,457 - 1,656 likes (95.1%), 85 dislikes (4.9%)
43:00 <simba> Remember cock?
43:00 <damio> I was really happy to go to the counter because of the cutie working 
43:00 <damio> only to have that embarro happen
43:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFOzayDpWoI&list=PLFB77F7A94B510511&index=54
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fiona Apple - Criminal (Oct 2, 2009) 4:24 - Category: Music - 10,012,313 - 38,235 likes (97.4%), 1,020 dislikes (2.6%)
43:00 <TheRon> love that song
45:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt6r-k9Bk6o&list=PLFB77F7A94B510511&index=57
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sophie B. Hawkins - Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover (Oct 25, 2009) 4:33 - Category: Music - 2,729,055 - 11,264 likes (98.5%), 166 dislikes (1.5%)
45:00 <Bastardly_One> bee_girl
45:00 <slinky_J> i love a fat girl that sucks black cock
45:00 <slinky_J> just sayen
45:00 <Bastardly_One> bet you don't know this
45:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYTFJvgxx5Q
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Whitney Joins The Jams - The Jams (Dec 6, 2008) 7:11 - Category: Music - 24,926 - 123 likes (96.1%), 5 dislikes (3.9%)
46:00 <simba> slinky_J why do you care if black cock is getting sucked lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> KLF before they were KLF
46:00 <TheRon> footy time
46:00 <bee_girl> maybe not
46:00 <bee_girl> maybe i do
46:00 <slinky_J> rofl
47:00 <slinky_J> i secretly wish to be that black cock.
47:00 <Bastardly_One> bee_girl
48:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KT-r2vHeMM&index=72&list=PLFB77F7A94B510511
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Marcy Playground - Sex And Candy (Mar 3, 2009) 3:06 - Category: Music - 6,299,931 - 33,443 likes (97.9%), 733 dislikes (2.1%)
48:00 <Bastardly_One> when it kicks in 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> it amuses me no end
48:00 <bee_girl> i so know that song
48:00 <Bastardly_One> the whitney song
48:00 <slinky_J> bee_girl every minute you chat with Bastardly_One you age ten years
48:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NSQSSEt00Y
48:00 <bee_girl> im sure he is no older than me
49:00 <slinky_J> how close to the screen are your eyes right now b1?
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE KLF Kylie Said To Jason "KYLIE SAID TRANCE" (May 18, 2008) 7:07 - Category: Music - 24,989 - 93 likes (98.9%), 1 dislikes (1.1%)
49:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkrAfbb2-ls
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I am old
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lili was here Sax and Sex (Nov 5, 2009) 4:23 - Category: Music - 75,712 - likes (99.8%), dislikes (0.2%)
49:00 <Bastardly_One> how old are you?
49:00 <slinky_J> 4
49:00 <bee_girl> i smell sex and candy here, who's that loungin in my chair
49:00 <slinky_J> i smelt anal sex
49:00 <bee_girl> who;s that casting devious stares in my direction, mumma surely this is a dream
49:00 <slinky_J> pretty hot tho
49:00 <bee_girl> yeah mumma this surely is a dream
49:00 <bee_girl> dig it
49:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
49:00 <slinky_J> ur mama
49:00 <bee_girl> in platmform double suede
50:00 <bee_girl> yeah there she was
50:00 <bee_girl> like disco lemondae
50:00 <slinky_J> i was all SUP to her man
50:00 <slinky_J> she didnt pay attention 
50:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ivt_N2Zcts&list=PLFB77F7A94B510511&index=77
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Meredith Brooks - Bitch (Apr 23, 2010) 4:08 - Category: Music - 1,289,953 - 10,907 likes (97.5%), dislikes (2.5%)
50:00 <slinky_J> i went off with this guy Gottalongdick
51:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RijB8wnJCN0&index=82&list=PLFB77F7A94B510511
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cypress Hill - Insane In The Brain (Oct 25, 2009) 3:26 - Category: Music - 19,694,692 - 78,501 likes (97.9%), 1,672 dislikes (2.1%)
51:00 <bee_girl> dont u know im loco?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> this is what I was looking for
51:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwtSdJaPCSI
51:00 <slinky_J> no
51:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP4yAnbtDZE
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: the KLF, (JAMS) its grim up north (May 17, 2006) 4:02 - Category: Music - 350,247 - likes (96.8%), 29 dislikes (3.2%)
51:00 <simba> YOUTUBE FLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
51:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynyMB0MlAD4
52:00 <slinky_J> postin shit
52:00 <simba> HURRY UP BLACK
52:00 <slinky_J> simba pls ost something good dude
52:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70PR5pinGs8&list=PLFB77F7A94B510511&index=90
52:00 <slinky_J> ost!
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: STAY - LISA LOEB (Dec 20, 2006) 3:10 - Category: Music - 473,069 - 1,710 likes (98.8%), 20 dislikes (1.2%)
52:00 <slinky_J> OST!
52:00 <bee_girl> ost!!
52:00 <bee_girl> ost it already!
52:00 <slinky_J> lolz
52:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP4yAnbtDZE
52:00 <slinky_J> yer see!
52:00 <slinky_J> ost!!!!!!
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Keith Sweat - Twisted (Official Video) (Oct 26, 2009) 4:32 - Category: Music - 6,048,936 - 22,449 likes (97.4%), 605 dislikes (2.6%)
52:00 <bee_girl> ost it!
52:00 <simba> i already got another whosampled for u slinky_J http://www.whosampled.com/sample/153222/Metal-Fingers-Zatar-Anita-Baker-Been-So-Long/
52:00 <bee_girl> osted!
52:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
52:00 <slinky_J> u done got OSTED!
53:00 <bee_girl> u say.... i talk so all the time... so
53:00 <slinky_J> ok bee_girl
53:00 <slinky_J> i got a song for you
53:00 <slinky_J> one sec
53:00 <bee_girl> bering it
53:00 <bee_girl> cmon
53:00 <bee_girl> chop chop
53:00 <slinky_J> i will but i eatin greek food
53:00 <bee_girl> lol
53:00 <slinky_J> is good
53:00 <bee_girl> i can imagine
53:00 <slinky_J> is goat. :D
53:00 <bee_girl> im only here in negative
54:00 <bee_girl> i turn the radio on i turn the radio up and this woman was signing my soing
54:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waacof2saZw&list=PLFB77F7A94B510511&index=95
54:00 <simba> 1 of the very coolest miles davis trax https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbbCZaI313A
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: EMF - Unbelievable (Feb 23, 2009) 3:43 - Category: Music - 5,580,552 - 26,332 likes (98.1%), 511 dislikes (1.9%)
54:00 <bee_girl> this is the song i was thinking of earlier
54:00 <bee_girl> not KLF but EMF
54:00 <bee_girl> got me 90s all fucked up
54:00 <bee_girl> the things u say 
55:00 <bee_girl> the things u say.... ur unbelievable
55:00 <bee_girl> WOAH!
55:00 <slinky_J> oh man
55:00 <bee_girl> hehehe
55:00 <slinky_J> the no.1 meat in the world
55:00 <slinky_J> xD
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Killdozer covered that
55:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs_v0mc4G_w
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Killdozer - Unbelievable (EMF) (Jan 7, 2011) 3:29 - Category: Music - 11,964 - likes (95%), 4 dislikes (5%)
55:00 <Bastardly_One> much better version
55:00 <slinky_J> nah mate
55:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMBm_jW-Z0s
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cage I Never Knew You (May 29, 2009) 0 - Category: Music - 43,032 - likes (96.1%), 13 dislikes (3.9%)
55:00 <slinky_J> check that out bee_girl
55:00 <slinky_J> ;)
56:00 <bee_girl> checking
56:00 <bee_girl> it 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... the things you say
56:00 <bee_girl> OUT!
56:00 <slinky_J> :P
56:00 <slinky_J> OUT
56:00 <bee_girl> ahh
56:00 <bee_girl> not
56:00 <bee_girl> sure 
56:00 <bee_girl> about
56:00 <bee_girl> this v
56:00 <bee_girl> version
56:00 <slinky_J> shhh
56:00 <slinky_J> u gotta watch it!
56:00 <simba> nicholas cage
56:00 <bee_girl> im watching dude
56:00 <slinky_J> i got it playin on teh tv
56:00 <bee_girl> u gave me the wrong link perhaps
57:00 <slinky_J> nicholas cage face on EVERYTHING simba
57:00 <slinky_J> u listenin
57:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MnELifX3sQ
57:00 <simba> miles davis was better
57:00 <bee_girl> this song rocks
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beats International Dub Be Good To Me (Oct 20, 2010) 3:59 - Category: Music - 2,252,127 - likes (98.8%), dislikes (1.2%) dislikes (1.2%)
57:00 <simba> guns of brixton !!
58:00 <slinky_J> The Guns of Brixton
58:00 <simba> did they just rip the bass from the clash
58:00 <slinky_J> bro
58:00 <bee_girl> dub be good to me
58:00 <slinky_J> brix hats are the best
59:00 <slinky_J> yo like bee_girl, I'm miles out of my way
59:00 <slinky_J> creepy i want more, of you
59:00 <slinky_J> was gonna turn back but you looked at me :P
59:00 <bee_girl> hehe
59:00 <beehhh> its a dog's world
59:00 <bee_girl> its bin said before
59:00 <bee_girl> haha
59:00 <beehhh> not a bee's world
00:00 <simba> the bees are dying
00:00 <slinky_J> :(
00:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MnELifX3sQ
00:00 <slinky_J> simba
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beats International Dub Be Good To Me (Oct 20, 2010) 3:59 - Category: Music - 2,252,127 - 11,938 likes (98.8%), 146 dislikes (1.2%)
00:00 <slinky_J> that should be jack whites next album
00:00 <slinky_J> THE BEES ARE DYING
01:00 <simba> he should get into cooking
01:00 <simba> or something
01:00 <slinky_J> rofl
01:00 <bee_girl> this is jam hot
01:00 <bee_girl> baby
01:00 <slinky_J> with hair like that
01:00 <slinky_J> n legs mmm
01:00 <slinky_J> what's jam?
01:00 <beehhh> carer visa no longer exist in australia wtf
01:00 <bee_girl> friends tell me i am crazy that im wasting time with u, ull never be mine
01:00 <beehhh> well i could come back as a tourist
01:00 <simba> fuck up already beehhh
02:00 <bee_girl> ppl always talk about reputation
02:00 <beehhh> http://www.royalmuluresort.com/mulumarriot/
02:00 <bee_girl> i dont care about your other girls, just be good to me
02:00 <Thoth> cunts fucked
02:00 <Bastardly_One> such a good band and this is the only song most people know ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2z8BoRyuSw
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Specials - Nelson Mandela (Jul 28, 2011) 4:09 - Category: Music - 57,406 - likes (97.6%), dislikes (2.4%) dislikes (2.4%)
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and Message to Rudy
03:00 <bee_girl> Tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty
03:00 <bee_girl> You're listening to the boy from the big bad city
03:00 <bee_girl> This is jam hot
04:00 <bee_girl> LOOF!
04:00 <bee_girl> WB!
04:00 <Loof> ty you
04:00 <bee_girl> you you are most welcome welcome
04:00 <Loof> :D
05:00 <Loof> someone's had a few :P\
05:00 <bee_girl> who me? >:)
05:00 <bee_girl> NEVER!
05:00 <Loof> sure
05:00 <beehhh> http://blogs.citypages.com/dressingroom/Toolworks%20Chicago%20drill%20dildo.jpg
05:00 <bee_girl> its a typical stor huhy
05:00 <bee_girl> story huh
06:00 <bee_girl> bloody
06:00 <bee_girl> what is it beehhh
06:00 <beehhh> tools
06:00 <beehhh> for drilling
06:00 <beehhh> want to try?
06:00 <bee_girl> show me how
07:00 <beehhh> http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c214/mermindrum/drilldo.jpg
07:00 <bee_girl> coughs too
07:00 <bee_girl> ROFL beehhh
07:00 <Bastardly_One> your keyboard is drunk bee_girl
08:00 <Bastardly_One> effening Nikky`
08:00 <bee_girl> looks it hey
08:00 <bee_girl> im tryin my bestest
08:00 <beehhh> i got flu from sharing weed with some african dudes
09:00 <bee_girl> ah man
09:00 <Nikky`> Hey Bastardly_One :o)
09:00 <bee_girl> i gave it up
09:00 <bee_girl> the weed taht is
09:00 <bee_girl> after 20 something yeras
09:00 <beehhh> Loof i'll visit melb as a tourist next year cause carer visa does not exist anylonher
09:00 <bee_girl> or 20 years?
09:00 <bee_girl> close to
09:00 <bee_girl> fuck me
09:00 <beehhh> http://www.tubecup.com/videos/102759/x0213/
10:00 <beehhh> watch until the end bee_girl
10:00 <bee_girl> oh fuck
10:00 <bee_girl> wait there
10:00 <bee_girl> im doing bee girl
10:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFAodHvcpSw
10:00 <beehhh> teach you staff about drilling
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pearl Jam-Bee Girl (Sep 23, 2010) 1:46 - Category: Music - 43,533 - 176 likes (98.9%), 2 dislikes (1.1%)
10:00 <bee_girl> then ill do u
10:00 <bee_girl> beehhhh
10:00 <beehhh> drill my arse
10:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkW9UJn2Zgs
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Madness - One Step Beyond (Nov 29, 2008) 3:02 - Category: Music - 668,907 - 3,268 likes (98.3%), 55 dislikes (1.7%)
10:00 <bee_girl> ill fucking drull u 
10:00 <beehhh> with anything you got
10:00 <bee_girl> dont tempt me
10:00 <bee_girl> u know time is long
10:00 <bee_girl> and life is short
10:00 <bee_girl> begin to live
10:00 <bee_girl> while u still can
10:00 <bee_girl> belive in nothing
11:00 <Loof> beehhh we'll go drink down at the waltzy in springvale
11:00 <bee_girl> believe me
11:00 <bee_girl> those who can trusted can change their mind
11:00 <beehhh> i been there
11:00 <bee_girl> the anxious is the present
11:00 <beehhh> long time ago
11:00 <bee_girl> unwrap ur gifts 
11:00 <bee_girl> take ur time
11:00 <beehhh> on sprinvale rd
11:00 <Loof> i live 5 mins from it
11:00 <bee_girl> ok
11:00 <bee_girl> clicking
11:00 <beehhh> in tourist visa i could only so much
12:00 <bee_girl> bloody
12:00 <bee_girl> get me hopes up
12:00 <beehhh> bee_girl is slinky_J
12:00 <bee_girl> what is this madness
12:00 <bee_girl> bastardly one
12:00 <bee_girl> whidch one are u
12:00 <bee_girl> oh that was an ad
13:00 <Loof> bee_girl just might revive this shithole channel
13:00 <Loof> some life!
13:00 <bee_girl> hahahhaa
13:00 <Thoth> You cunts are fucked
13:00 <thestig> u wot m8
13:00 <bee_girl> to the madness
13:00 <Thoth> Kill yourselves
13:00 <bee_girl> one step beyond
14:00 <beehhh> drilling is fun
14:00 <bee_girl> fuck i need to put a cold one in the fridge
14:00 <beehhh> work for the drill
15:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc3AovUZgvo
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Madness - Baggy Trousers (Sep 2, 2011) 2:46 - Category: Music - 1,256,330 - 4,680 likes (97.5%), 121 dislikes (2.5%)
16:00 <bee_girl> who>
16:00 <beehhh> i need to sleep long hours
17:00 <bee_girl> http://vimeo.com/86934823
17:00 <slinky_J> i fed simba a snickers warm
17:00 <Loof> beehhh does peppermint tea cause constipation too?
17:00 <slinky_J> and i dont got a hand yo!
17:00 <Loof> or just green?
17:00 <beehhh> both does, but green tea is much beneficial
18:00 <Loof> ah
18:00 <Loof> k
18:00 <beehhh> must drink to the limit
18:00 <slinky_J> Loof irl = I so learnded not to obey anyone but u babes fuck, PUT THE GOLF CLUB AWAY OMIGLOB :( WAH
18:00 <bee_girl> take it to the limit one more time
18:00 <Skirmish> That makes absolutely no sense at all.
18:00 <beehhh> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2740323/Threat-increased-bushfire-risk-looms-experts-predict-warm-dry-spring.html
19:00 <beehhh> its a code word for joining the kkk
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had a Young Ones flashback
21:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwIe_sjKeAY
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Madness - Our House (Nov 24, 2008) 3:44 - Category: Music - 6,066,881 - likes (98.7%), 339 dislikes (1.3%)
21:00 <tooheys> im not far from the waltzy either loof
21:00 <tooheys> i prefer the prince mark in doveton though
21:00 <Nikky`> aaah pubs
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the waltzing matlida still exists?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> are you kidding?
21:00 <Nikky`> I'm not far from.. my own bar
21:00 <tooheys> of course it does
21:00 <Bastardly_One> does Fosters in Dandy?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> WOW!
21:00 <tooheys> fosters?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> the fosters carpark near the station
22:00 <Loof> Nikky` and bee_girl will be good friends
22:00 <Bastardly_One> what is that place?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> say the name and I'll tell you if it's changed
22:00 <tooheys> the drive through
22:00 <Bastardly_One> was a big pub once
22:00 <Bastardly_One> not anymore?
22:00 <tooheys> that has been gone for at least 20 years...
22:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I am surprised at the walting matilda
23:00 <bee_girl> you think??
23:00 <Blarp> I like aeroplane jelly, aeroplane jelly for me, and you 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I lived in Springy Sth for a while
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Blarp, only if it's orange
24:00 <Blarp> I'm kinda of partial to green... but there is a story behind that
24:00 <tooheys> bastardly do u like the prince mark
24:00 <Bastardly_One> been a long long time since I lived around there tooheys
25:00 <Bastardly_One> like ... 20 yrs clearly
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
25:00 <Blarp> used to go to pizza hut before going out clubbing, when I was younger
25:00 <tooheys> u should drop into doveton for a beer one day
25:00 <Bastardly_One> bit of a hike from where I am now
25:00 <Blarp> and we'd get a pizza, and a litre of red wine to get us started for the night
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm out of the city completely 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I might do that in 2 weeks though
26:00 <Blarp> back then they had the desert bars, and we're there one night, and the waitress is restocking the jelly with green jelly, and she was wearing a the green shirt that the staff were wearing at the time
26:00 <Bastardly_One> My son lives out that way and in his own words
26:00 <Bastardly_One> want your b/day present come and get it I'm too lazy
26:00 <Blarp> we weren't sure which was wobbling more, the jelly or her top...
27:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwww romantic
27:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks for sharing Blarp
27:00 <tooheys> we used to have foodfights @ pizza hut all u can eat
28:00 <Blarp> that's the kind of guy I am, I like to share... 
28:00 <Skirmish> Now they have made nail polish for women that change colour when it comes into contact with date rape drugs slinky_J will never get laid ever again.
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> harsh
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but likely
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that all you can eat is handy for kids though
29:00 <tooheys> how is it? they eat fuck all
29:00 <Bastardly_One> My nieces are little fucking gluttons for pizza
29:00 <tooheys> u wouldnt even get your moneys worth if u took a kid there
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I do with the nieces
29:00 <Bastardly_One> more than taking them out other places to eat
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that is always a complete waste
30:00 <partay> Go hawthorn 
30:00 <Nikky`> Go Cats
30:00 <Bastardly_One> AFL finals mean nothing to me again this year
30:00 <Bastardly_One> the life of a Carlton supporter
31:00 <zaim> is afl still on
31:00 <Nikky`> Yes zaim.. yes it bloody well is :P
32:00 <bee_girl> http://vimeo.com/53933900
32:00 <zaim> when is it over
32:00 <bee_girl> here comes the story of the hurricane
32:00 <Bastardly_One> end of Sept zaim
32:00 <Nikky`> When I say so zaim
32:00 <Bastardly_One> always the end of Sept
33:00 <Bastardly_One> then the real football starts
33:00 <Bastardly_One> soccer m8
34:00 <bee_girl> if ur back
34:00 <bee_girl> u might aswell not show up on the streets
34:00 <bee_girl> unless u wanna draw the heeeeeeeeeas
34:00 <bee_girl> t
34:00 <bee_girl> black
34:00 <bee_girl> not back
34:00 <bee_girl> bloody
35:00 <bee_girl> one time he coulda bee the champion o the world
37:00 <bert187> Me:8:36 PM
37:00 <bert187> hello do u have a code for a free large pizza\
37:00 <bert187> Semmalar - Online Support Agent:8:36 PM
37:00 <bert187> no
37:00 <zaim> lol Nikky`
37:00 <zaim> thanks Bastardly_One
38:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
39:00 <mrdanger> HEY LADIES
39:00 <mrdanger> WANTS TO TOUCH MY MANSTICK
40:00 <bee_girl> manstick?
40:00 <bee_girl> is that all u got?
42:00 <partay> Bee-girl you've seen plenty of manstick
43:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRSUx5_MvJM
43:00 <bee_girl> enuf
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cat Power - Cross Bones Style (Apr 22, 2012) 3:18 - Category: Music - 75,229 - 474 likes (98.5%), 7 dislikes (1.5%)
44:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
45:00 <bee_girl> "hi nicky"
45:00 <ping> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayXRXhXHEi0
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dead Letter Circus - Lodestar [Official Music Video] (Jul 4, 2013) 0 - Category: Music - 226,448 - 2,502 likes (98.5%), 37 dislikes (1.5%)
45:00 <Nikky`> Hey bee_girl 
45:00 <bee_girl> NIKKY!
45:00 <bee_girl> lol
45:00 <bee_girl> how u?
46:00 <Nikky`> I'm great and you?
47:00 <bee_girl> fabulous
48:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=RDxRSUx5_MvJM&v=PDbPrOuXq2s
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
54:00 <Doodle> oh Nikky` you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind
54:00 <Nikky`> I'll do more than blow your mind ;o)
54:00 <partay> Doodle cats come back 
54:00 <Doodle> re00www
55:00 <Doodle> cats?
55:00 <Nikky`> How are you deat
55:00 <Nikky`> dear
55:00 <Doodle> good, tired
55:00 <Doodle> you?
55:00 <Nikky`> yeah same
56:00 <Doodle> i could have used a nap this arvo
56:00 <Doodle> but i was driving
56:00 <Nikky`> Same but I was working
56:00 <Doodle> booo
56:00 <Nikky`> can't hide under my desk and do a George
56:00 <Doodle> haha
57:00 <Nikky`> brb, changing to laptop
58:00 <Doodle> faptop
58:00 <Matthew> you're a superstar... yes you are, you knowww it...
58:00 <Doodle> ty <3
00:00 <partay> Then ana gave me a reach around 
00:00 <GoldSpade> anyone got a serial crack for this thing...msg pls
00:00 <Doodle> lol why
00:00 <couleurs> thank u Matthew 
01:00 <Matthew> pleasure
01:00 <Skirmish> Welcome back liquid tits.
01:00 <Doodle> ty
02:00 <Thoth> heh... why the fuck would anyone work for national parks? I think centrelink pay more...
02:00 <Thoth> $27k/pa... hardly seems worth it
02:00 <Doodle> that would have to be pro rata surely
03:00 <Thoth> nope
03:00 <Doodle> doing what?
03:00 <Thoth> field officer, which as many responsibilities from firefighting to facility maintenance
03:00 <Skirmish> That isn't full time.
03:00 <Doodle> no way, parks vic and depi rangers get pid way more than that 
03:00 <Skirmish> That would most likely be just holiday season.
03:00 <Doodle> yeh 
03:00 <Doodle> pro rata have to be
04:00 <Thoth> in remote areas no doubt, so there is an implied risk from being remotely located
04:00 <Thoth> full time, 35hrs per week
04:00 <Thoth> this is NSW I'm talking of
04:00 <Doodle> i wish i could stay and argue but i have company
04:00 <Skirmish> Nope. 
04:00 <Doodle> bblzz
04:00 <Skirmish> Link me what you are reading. 
04:00 <Thoth> I'm not sure its linkable
04:00 <Thoth> https://jobsnsw.taleo.net/careersection/all_jobs/jobdetail.ftl
05:00 <Skirmish> Job is no longer available. 
05:00 <Thoth> Trainee Field Officer OEH 309-14 - 000034Y8
05:00 <Skirmish> There is no possible way that job is full time 365 days a year for $27k.  That is under the minimum wage. 
05:00 <Thoth> once you're qualified, you go up to around $30k/pa
06:00 <thestig> i thought it was 27.5k
06:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: erm. Its a gov job. The gov sets the award.
07:00 <Thoth> srsly tho... why would you do that? Just claim centrelink
07:00 <Nikky`> Yeah thats the spirit..claim the dole instead of working and earning your money
07:00 <Skirmish> Because centrelink is over $10k less than that. 
08:00 <Skirmish> It's a trainee position which is why the rates are low. 
08:00 <Thoth> <+Thoth> once you're qualified, you go up to around $30k/pa
08:00 <Skirmish> Basic dole payment with no rent assist is $14k a year. 
09:00 <Matthew> http://vimeo.com/24750006
09:00 <Skirmish> Where does it say that it only goes to $30k after you're done?  It only lists rates for during the traineeship.
09:00 <Thoth> the same site lists the qualified position
10:00 <Thoth> Nikky`: when they work you like a dog and ask you to risk your life and health... yes, just claim centrelink.
10:00 <Skirmish> Link me the ad for the full time position. 
10:00 <Thoth> 21:02 <+Thoth> I'm not sure its linkable
10:00 <Thoth> 21:02 <+Thoth> https://jobsnsw.taleo.net/careersection/all_jobs/jobdetail.ftl
10:00 <Nikky`> riiiight ok
11:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: I like repeating myself. Thanks.
11:00 <doctor> If I'm ever forced to work there will be a bloody mess, my own and others included
12:00 <Thoth> Gives me a whole new respect for the NPWS guys though...
12:00 <Thoth> They obviously don't do it for the pay
16:00 <Zade> i think any job would be better than being on the dole 
16:00 <Nikky`> you would think Zade
16:00 <Nikky`> But clearly not
16:00 <Skirmish> Total Remuneration Package: $81,573. Package includes salary ($60,109 pa - $63, 672 pa)
17:00 <Skirmish> That is for a senior field officer.  No way a qualified non trainee field officer earns $50k less. 
17:00 <Serenity> lol well if you're on a single parent pension with 2+ kids you get 28k a year from centrelink at least.
17:00 <Serenity> so.. that job of 27k isnt better than being on centrelink
17:00 <partay> That's still shit coin 
17:00 <Thoth> Ahh so work your way up the ranks to get decent pay
18:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: It's a traineeship which explains the lower rates. 
18:00 <bee_girl> ugh
18:00 <Serenity> traineeship or not. if someones a single parent its not gonna help them
18:00 <bee_girl> centrelink is no living
18:00 <bee_girl> im a single parent
18:00 <bee_girl> and work is better than PPS
18:00 <Serenity> sorry kids we just have to not eat for a few years while i work by way up
18:00 <Serenity> lol
18:00 <Serenity> bee_girl im talking about if what you get from centrelink is MORE than a job
18:00 <bee_girl> well i get work plus PPS
19:00 <Thoth> heh
19:00 <Thoth> police acadamy is only 6 months of claiming centrelink...
19:00 <Thoth> then you're on $65k/pa
19:00 <GoldSpade> anyone got a serial crack for this thing...msg pls
20:00 <Skirmish> NSW Police you have to pay for your own degree. 
20:00 <Thoth> yea and centrelink pay you for paying for it
20:00 <Thoth> abstudy
24:00 <beehhh> so it means nothing to me?
24:00 <doctor> that's right
25:00 <beehhh> you cant get to emotional over nothing
26:00 <beehhh> there was a time when i was young n alive
26:00 <doctor> i'm sure if you trap yourself in a dark room with no stimuli for a period of time, you'll get quite emotional
26:00 <beehhh> maybe thats what keeping me alive
27:00 <doctor> yeah, who knows
27:00 <GoldenPear> yeah, who knows
27:00 <couleurs> who dares, wins
27:00 <doctor> couleurs has returned!
28:00 <couleurs> thank u
28:00 <doctor> can't turn down good company
28:00 <bee_girl> TheRon
28:00 <GoldenPear> i tell you either sides no difference for me hometown was better no fear of being kicked out or have to work to pay bills
28:00 <bee_girl> hit me with a tune cheeky
29:00 <GoldenPear> just had a massive orgasm
29:00 <bee_girl> how so>
29:00 <bee_girl> ??
29:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfzpYcwiUrA
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Adele: NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert (Feb 14, 2011) 14:35 - Category: Music - 2,070,996 - 1 likes (97.9%), dislikes (2.1%)
29:00 <GoldenPear> youngsters are like hayena waiting for the old gooses to be fallen
30:00 <GoldenPear> fact it there is still a hope
30:00 <GoldenPear> doctor, since carer visa no longer exist does this mean i have more chance on it?
31:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfzpYcwiUrA
31:00 <doctor> sorry but no
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Adele: NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert (Feb 14, 2011) 14:35 - Category: Music - 2,070,996 - 15,571 likes (97.9%), 337 dislikes (2.1%)
31:00 <doctor> i don't see you ever returning. it would be wrong of me to give you false hope
32:00 <GoldenPear> yeah you must be correct easier to go europe now a days
32:00 <doctor> travel to Libya and catch a boat from there
33:00 <GoldenPear> http://www.australiaforum.com/visas-immigration/85465-important-possible-new-window-parent-aged-parent-aged-dep-rel-rem-rel-visas.html
33:00 <GoldenPear> my twin has got bipolar n depressed hes on the pension willing me bring me back
33:00 <GoldenPear> if that sector opens up again
34:00 <doctor> I don't think it will, sorry
34:00 <GoldenPear> well visitors visa is always wecome
34:00 <GoldenPear> i only bring my laptop
35:00 <GoldenPear> doesnt matter physically or spiritually you've entered
36:00 <GoldenPear> see you guys later going to have dinner with my ts gf
36:00 <Serenity> ...........
37:00 <Rak> Happy Friday! :'D
38:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AndEMO__p2U'
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Suzanne Vega: NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert (Feb 10, 2014) 18:21 - Category: Music - 164,975 - 1,869 likes (98.7%), dislikes (1.3%)
38:00 <bee_girl>  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AndEMO__p2U
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Suzanne Vega: NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert (Feb 10, 2014) 18:21 - Category: Music - 164,975 - likes (98.7%), 24 dislikes (1.3%)
43:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/earwax-jam/aliens-in-my-underpants-breaking-kaos-earwax-jam
47:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maVKTZchxiA
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eddie Vedder - Arc Live (Jun 22, 2011) 4:40 - Category: Music - 119,219 - likes (97.9%), dislikes (2.1%) dislikes (2.1%)
49:00 <bee_girl> click click click
50:00 <partay> Bee-girl are you drunk 
51:00 <bee_girl> i thought we established this some hours ago
52:00 <Rak> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHHoJOK5RzM
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Delicate - Damien Rice (Aug 12, 2009) 5:10 - Category: Music - 785,837 - 2,898 likes (98.5%), 43 dislikes (1.5%)
59:00 <partay> Bee-girl make me a sandwich 
09:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmdUg1TOKkY
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eddie Vedder - Blackbird (Water on the Road DVD) (Jun 29, 2011) 6:26 - Category: Music - 424,942 - likes (99.4%), dislikes (0.6%) dislikes (0.6%)
10:00 <tooheys> nothing worse than the smell of socks after u been at work all day
11:00 <bee_girl> i dont have that problem
11:00 <bee_girl> its almost like saying my shit dont stink
11:00 <bee_girl> but clearly my socks do not
11:00 <partay> TheRon enjoying the game 
11:00 <tooheys> well thats hardly surprising women dont do any physicial labour
11:00 <Zade> lol
12:00 <Rak> dishes?
12:00 <partay> Sandwich making 
13:00 <tooheys> lol @ dishes
13:00 <bee_girl> oh cmon
13:00 <bee_girl> thats a bit fucking unrealistic
13:00 <Serenity> bee_girl my feet dont smell either
13:00 <bee_girl> maybe in ur porno dreams
13:00 <Serenity> i think its a boy thing
13:00 <bee_girl> maybe a boy thing
13:00 <tooheys> if u girls came to work with me for a day your socks would stink like shit
14:00 <Serenity> oh piss off
14:00 <Rak> snips and snails and puppy dog tails
14:00 <tooheys> they would mate
14:00 <Serenity> smelly feet is bacteria
14:00 <Serenity> do something about your shoes or your feet
14:00 <tooheys> wtf
14:00 <tooheys> u really have no idea do you
14:00 <Serenity> .
14:00 <Serenity> what do you think causes the smell
15:00 <tooheys> sweat
15:00 <Serenity> bacteria causes the smell
15:00 <tooheys> yeah ok
16:00 <tooheys> so u could do hard physical labour all day and your feet would smell like flowers
17:00 <Rak> a rose by any other name
17:00 <Serenity> i have done physical labour all day and no my feet do not stink
17:00 <Serenity> fortunately its 2014 and men arent the only one who leave the house these days
18:00 <Serenity> same as some people have really strong body odour and some dont
18:00 <Serenity> nothing to get in a flap about
18:00 <Thoth> Women work isn't the same as men work
18:00 <tooheys> well i dont appreciate u saying i have bad hygeine when it is NOT true
18:00 <Serenity> i did NOT say you have bad hygeine
19:00 <Thoth> However I usually shower before and after work. Must look presentable and must wash away the smell of poor people
19:00 <tooheys> who cares anyway 
19:00 <Rak> yeh the pay is 25% less
20:00 <Serenity> clearly you do or you wouldnt have been complaining
20:00 <tooheys> ok
23:00 <partay> TheRon would be very upset 
24:00 <partay> Hawthorn by 6 goals 
31:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKI3Y1OqtJg
39:00 <mrdanger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pkGXcvXQ20
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: EL MOTH - Cold Faces (Film Clip) (Aug 30, 2013) 0 - Category: Music - 5,759 - likes (100%), dislikes (0%)
39:00 <mrdanger> mines better
43:00 <mrdanger> or this
43:00 <mrdanger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFyElzwsifs
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: El Moth - Someday (Nov 5, 2013) 5:36 - Category: Music - 6,337 - 15 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
46:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2kEx5BLoC4
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tracy Chapman - Give me one reason (Jul 22, 2007) 4:07 - Category: Music - 17,912,423 - likes (98.9%), dislikes (1.1%)
50:00 <tooheys> my heart beats like a drum like a drum dum dum dum dum dum dum
50:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8AOAap6_k4
50:00 <bee_girl> bop ppl
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Womack & Womack - Teardrops (Oct 8, 2009) 3:59 - Category: Music - 7,747,216 - 30,493 likes (98.3%), 533 dislikes (1.7%)
51:00 <couleurs> good song!!!!!!
53:00 <tr1p1ea> hawthorn, most arrogant cunts in the history of the afl
53:00 <bee_girl> adn the music dont feel like it did when i felt it with u
53:00 <tooheys> i dont mind hawthorn
53:00 <tooheys> but the only good team is YELLOW AND BLACK
53:00 <Resool> hello
54:00 <tr1p1ea> tigers can get fucked
54:00 <bee_girl> fuck those tigehrs
54:00 <tooheys> yeah they do get fucked all the time they dont have to rape people unlike st kilda and several other teams have over the years
54:00 <tr1p1ea> pack of cunts think they are in with a chance cause they struggled to just make finals? get fucked
55:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWsRz3TJDEY
55:00 <tooheys> has your team won 9 games in a row tr1p1ea 
55:00 <tooheys> no didnt think so
55:00 <tr1p1ea> cant wait until hawthorn's backbone reitres and the arrogant faggots playing for them are left with shit
56:00 <tr1p1ea> so all the young cunts whot hink they are top shit cant sheepdog a possession or goal anymore
56:00 <tr1p1ea> follow geelong obviously
56:00 <tr1p1ea> they finished 17-5
56:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Im top shit
56:00 <ashleighXtrinity> U jelly?
57:00 <tr1p1ea> piece of*
58:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqyIaNWP0T0
02:00 <Resool> bee_girl be my lover
02:00 <Resool> this is more my kind of music
02:00 <Resool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEyAtgPO1jg
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: La Bouche - Be My Lover (Radio Edit 2) (Feb 26, 2014) 4:03 - Category: Music - 40,198 - 103 likes (98.1%), 2 dislikes (1.9%)
03:00 <couleurs> lol
04:00 <Resool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGQ5p1bmWcM
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: RUSS BALLARD - Two Silhouettes (Mar 17, 2011) 4:17 - Category: Music - 34,152 - 115 likes (99.1%), 1 dislikes (0.9%)
07:00 <bee_girl> new song pls!
09:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh44QPT1mPE
09:00 <Resool> bee_girl i would if new songs would be good enough
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Neil Young - Heart Of Gold (Sep 12, 2006) 5:12 - Category: Music - 36,559,537 - 120,391 likes (98.1%), 2,320 dislikes (1.9%)
10:00 <Resool> bee_girl i do prefer more dance floor songs
11:00 <Resool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMPM1q_Uyxc
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rhythm is a dancer (Sep 16, 2006) 3:49 - Category: Music - 30,568,331 - 1,213 dislikes (1.7%)
12:00 <bee_girl> i wannalive
12:00 <bee_girl> i wanna give
12:00 <bee_girl> i been i miner for a heart of gold
12:00 <bee_girl> its these expressions i never give
12:00 <bee_girl> that keep me searchin
12:00 <bee_girl> for a heart of gold
12:00 <bee_girl> and im getting old
12:00 <bee_girl> keep me searching for a heart of gold
12:00 <Azagthoth> hippy alert
13:00 <couleurs> good song!!!!!!
13:00 <Resool> bee_girl stop the lyrics and let the music play
13:00 <bee_girl> hey babe click the linik
13:00 <Azagthoth> no blast beats or trem picking
13:00 <bee_girl> i aint stoppin ya
13:00 <Resool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB_dYLTHsPA
13:00 <Azagthoth> =shit
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shannon - Let The Music Play (original video) (Apr 16, 2010) 3:48 - Category: Music - 3,947,798 - 20,278 likes (99%), 215 dislikes (1%)
15:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoevtZiVR4k
16:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoevtZiVR4k
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: James Taylor - Something In The Way She Moves (with lyrics!) (Sep 21, 2009) 3:15 - Category: Music - 910,561 - 2,371 likes (98.4%), 39 dislikes (1.6%)
17:00 <bee_girl> RICCHHEE!
18:00 <Azagthoth> my computer is now ruined from clicking on this hideous crap
18:00 <Kynetic> true
18:00 <Kynetic> thats a shame
19:00 <Skirmish> I think it's time for a bowl of ice cream and sit down and watch some Trews and Young Turks. 
21:00 <Resool> Azagthoth the country road will bring you home
21:00 <Resool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSmh6FO3T74
21:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ul-cZyuYq4
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Denver - Live in Japan 81 - Take Me Home, Country Roads (Sep 19, 2009) 2:59 - Category: Music - 1,268,294 - 3,997 likes (97.7%), 93 dislikes (2.3%)
23:00 <Kynetic> fuck
23:00 <Kynetic> ice cream ay
23:00 <Kynetic> i dont think i could eat another thing for like 12 hours
23:00 <Resool> but do not stop in strangers bed
23:00 <Resool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAytv1VHBxQ
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lightning Storm Over Camelback Mountain - (Thunder Roll - Garth Brooks) (Jul 30, 2014) 3:31 - Category: Entertainment - 36 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
24:00 <Kynetic> i ate so much at my soon to be sister in laws place tonight it wasnt funny
24:00 <Kynetic> pre wedding night family dinner.. getting married tomorrow.. so another feast to be had.. 
24:00 <Kynetic> then a week in thailand.. im gonna feast upon awesome thai foods
25:00 <Kynetic> my moobs will hopefully increase in size
28:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy6iwP9Ux3A
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eddie Vedder - Society (Dec 13, 2007) 3:56 - Category: Music - 6,879,910 - likes (98.4%), dislikes (1.6%) dislikes (1.6%)
29:00 <simba> 4:1)
29:00 <Bastardly_One> this movie on sbs is alright
29:00 <Bastardly_One> for a canadian movie
29:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy6iwP9Ux3A
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eddie Vedder - Society (Dec 13, 2007) 3:56 - Category: Music - 6,879,910 - 20,377 likes (98.4%), 324 dislikes (1.6%)
31:00 <Resool> simba how did you change the color of the eyes
32:00 <Resool> it looks very dangerous
32:00 <simba> With hard work, a little luck and a whole lot of determination.
33:00 <Resool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1irgU2O4EMk
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TOP GUN ★ DANGER ZONE (Oct 16, 2013) 3:54 - Category: Film & Animation - 199,088 - 442 likes (96.5%), dislikes (3.5%) dislikes (3.5%)
35:00 <doctor> those beers did not sink well
35:00 <doctor> i'm becomming weak sauce
35:00 <Azagthoth> harden up cunt
35:00 <Resool> i do not only have weird figurs, even my taste of music might not be liked by everybody
36:00 <doctor> yeah i reckon
36:00 <Resool> let us just say i am old and senile
36:00 <doctor> nice
37:00 <beehhh> boys just wanna have fun
39:00 <beehhh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckold
40:00 <Resool> beehh and you are waiting for a hero
41:00 <Resool> bye the pigling is waiting for me :P
44:00 <simba> Yummo!
45:00 <tooheys> are u being sarcastic or do u actually like it coz everyone else in here is always telling me how shit it is
45:00 <simba> its disgusting, but im ever so pleased for you
45:00 <tooheys> what do u drink then
45:00 <simba> pig blood
46:00 <tooheys> ok :/
46:00 <simba> for beers id have coopers
46:00 <simba> and a corona or 2
46:00 <tooheys> lol corona
46:00 <tooheys> that shit doesnt even taste like beer
46:00 <tooheys> cant comment on coopers
46:00 <simba> scotch >>>> beer 
47:00 <tooheys> for getting drunk, definitely... for actual taste, no way
47:00 <simba> lol you cant say beers taste better than scotch + coke
47:00 <simba> even wine tastes better
47:00 <tooheys> they do in my opinion
48:00 <simba> sinking piss
48:00 <beehhh> simba send me money norell does love me
48:00 <tooheys> there is nothing non-sexual that beats a nice cold beer
48:00 <beehhh> dont send from your dad's saving tho rob a bank or something
48:00 <beehhh> rofl
48:00 <simba> leave the dads out of this
49:00 <beehhh> cant leave a bank out of this are you in
49:00 <beehhh> im naked trying to get an erection
50:00 <tooheys> simba do u like smirnoff blacks
54:00 <beehhh> my favorite
54:00 <tooheys> i like fried rice and i got lice ching chow woo ching wang woo wice that aint nice four for the cookie i only touch it twice
57:00 <simba> idk havent had 1 in eyaers
57:00 <tr1p1ea> dont have to go to china
57:00 <tr1p1ea> just go to melbourne
58:00 <tooheys> i'd love to go to china
58:00 <tr1p1ea> and tooheys is cat piss
58:00 <tooheys> and tr1p1ea is a faggot, whats your point
59:00 <tr1p1ea> you wish cunt
59:00 <tr1p1ea> fucking tooheys, no wonder ppl think melbourne is full of homos
59:00 <beehhh> hommies that we lost
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