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00:00 <Saemon> the article says made out
00:00 <Saemon> not me
00:00 <British^Meat> lol
00:00 <British^Meat> f u
00:00 <Skirmish> http://i.imgur.com/s1qiwUz.jpg   <--- This is some dark shit!!!
01:00 <simba> "the article says" - the only way Saemon believes something
01:00 <Serenity> i think its a really powerful photo
01:00 <Skirmish> It is.  
01:00 <Skirmish> That is how it is named on reddit. "Powerful"
02:00 <Serenity> inb4 saemon makes inappropriate comment about naked child
03:00 <Saemon> SAY WHAT
03:00 <Saemon> im not that idiotic
03:00 <Serenity> oh but you are
04:00 <Saemon> omg thers an indian lady on bb haha just saw the ad
04:00 <Saemon> i hope theres some controversy '
04:00 <Saemon> would make for great tv
04:00 <Saemon> lol she even mimickes the stereotype indian accent for a bit in her promo, sayin she doesnt talk like that
04:00 <Saemon> lol
05:00 <British^Meat> right thats it
05:00 <Serenity> ugh could you be any more racially sickening
05:00 <British^Meat> in my chan any BB talk will get u fucking banned
05:00 <Saemon> no what im saying is that its awesome that she son there
05:00 <Saemon> on*
05:00 <Serenity> who CARES
05:00 <Serenity> the fact you think its anything makes you a dumb shit
06:00 <Doodle> smells like weed in here
06:00 <Doodle> who's been smoking dope?
06:00 <Saemon> we need more multiculturally diverse housemates on the show that truly represents the mulcultralism of australia
06:00 <Serenity> oh speaking of
06:00 <Skirmish> Well the world is becoming more interesting to say the least.  ISIS have just told Putin that they are coming for him now. 
06:00 <Saemon> lol
06:00 <Saemon> oh i love to see them try.
06:00 <Skirmish> America will always be diplomatic .... Putin is just going to fuck them hard. 
07:00 <Saemon> the russian army aint just gona abandon post like the iraqi army.
07:00 <Saemon> let isis talk themselves into a deathwish.
07:00 <Saemon> bahahaha.
08:00 <Skirmish> Members of the Islamic State, a violent group of extremists presently terrorizing Iraq and Syria, have released a video threatening President Vladimir Putin and vowing to wage war in Russia's restive North Caucasus.
08:00 <Skirmish> I think they are getting a bit carried away. 
09:00 <Saemon> heh perhaps they can get support from ukraine
09:00 <Saemon> but yeah, its not hard to see how they can get carried away
10:00 <Skirmish> I think the middle east needs to sort itself out without western intervention.  Old Colonial borders and countries were never going to remain peaceful after the powers pulled out.  What we are seeing is a restructuring of the area back to what they want rather than what the west wants. 
10:00 <Saemon> for they've been epic winning all over that middle eastern region with no serious opposition
10:00 <Skirmish> Trying to invade russia?  That ain't going to go well for them.
11:00 <Saemon> perhaps maybe they wont invade
11:00 <Doodle> lol what they want
11:00 <Saemon> they will just attack russia normal terrorist style
11:00 <Doodle> i'm sure the palestinians want their houses bulldozed
11:00 <Saemon> sneaky public bombings etc
11:00 <Doodle> and the israelis want rockets on their rooves
12:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: I wasn't including anything to do with Israel. 
12:00 <Doodle> uh
12:00 <Doodle> israel is in the middle east
12:00 <Skirmish> I was talking more of the area west of Egypt and east of Israel. 
12:00 <Doodle> oh right silly me
13:00 <Skirmish> Sorry, I will be geographically correct next time.
13:00 <Saemon> ok conspiracy theorist time
13:00 <Saemon> do u reckon, isis is actually created and controlled by the U.S?
14:00 <Saemon> mission to destabalise the middle east
14:00 <Saemon> and syria
14:00 <Skirmish> There is a report somewhere that the CIA was training and arming them to fight Asaad (sp). 
14:00 <Saemon> since they want Assad gone anyway
14:00 <Doodle> dwad man walking
14:00 <Saemon> yup Skirmish u know it
14:00 <Doodle> *dead
15:00 <Skirmish> America has a long history of successfully arming a populace for their own ends. /end sarcasm
15:00 <slinky_J> really?
16:00 <slinky_J> do you know the history of the united states of america?
16:00 <slinky_J> or are you just flapping your gums again?
16:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish..
16:00 <slinky_J> America has a long history of selling slices of pizza and some mobb shit you know?!
17:00 <simba> fuck western civilisation!!!!!! im fighting for the east!!!!!!!!!!
17:00 <slinky_J> I'm fighting for pasta
17:00 <slinky_J> die in hell potato!
17:00 <slinky_J> DIE POTATO
17:00 <Skirmish> Give it time.  See what China does in the next few years. You can fight for them simba. 
17:00 <slinky_J> cool
17:00 <simba> Saemon let me find a beautiful picture for you that illustrates what u just said
17:00 <slinky_J> that happens
17:00 <slinky_J> I'll stand right next to simba
17:00 <slinky_J> and go
17:00 <Saemon> china will pretty much own us
17:00 <Saemon> or
18:00 <slinky_J> fuck man, this weed
18:00 <Saemon> we will become apart of them
18:00 <slinky_J> AND I AINT BEEN SMOKIN WEED!!
18:00 <Saemon> literally everything in my house atm
18:00 <Saemon> is made in china
18:00 <slinky_J> and go "coff"
18:00 <simba> Saemon http://i.imgur.com/zp6Mwri.jpg
18:00 <Skirmish> I found it interesting that 2 chinese warships sail by the top of Australia recently as if to say "Yeah we know where you guys are if we need you". 
18:00 <Saemon> my freakin nail clippers and hair comb
18:00 <Saemon> are made in china
18:00 <slinky_J> i realised something tonight
19:00 <slinky_J> i already know simba is way cool
19:00 <slinky_J> and then
19:00 <slinky_J> i put my hand, Skirmish
19:00 <slinky_J> into my bum
19:00 <slinky_J> and I found a lepper?
19:00 <slinky_J> lepperkoin
19:00 <slinky_J> wot is it spelt?
19:00 <slinky_J> anyway it gave me a wish and I wished for a subway.
19:00 <slinky_J> xD
20:00 <Saemon> australia doesnt have a good capacity to defend itself
20:00 <Skirmish> I pray you have a bad batch of something that is cut with rat poison and end up a vegetable in a home slinky_J.  A home with no internet. 
20:00 <slinky_J> sp cruel
20:00 <slinky_J> okay sp time to dpp this envp
20:00 <Skirmish> We have one of the top ranked armies in the world ... it's just tiny. 
20:00 <Saemon> our military forces are good for attacking on the offensive overseas in small numbers and when allied with a more significant force like the u.s military
20:00 <Saemon> on our own
20:00 <Saemon> we are laughable
20:00 <slinky_J> top ranked!
21:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish is the top ranked..
21:00 <Saemon> yep thats what i mean
21:00 <slinky_J> bet your mum is proud.
21:00 <Saemon> tiny so if we get invaded, we'd get our ass handed to us
21:00 <Skirmish> Prouder than your mum slinky_J. 
21:00 <Saemon> but for going on the offensive
21:00 <Saemon> our military was pretty darn good
22:00 <Saemon> is*
22:00 <slinky_J> this is why comments are being blocked.
23:00 <slinky_J> cept for you two, were wedded meets gonzo.
23:00 <Saemon> slinks mate
24:00 <Saemon> my 2 mates were lookin for yah.
26:00 <Serenity> Maurice
26:00 <Serenity> did you see my little rascals post
26:00 <Serenity> alfalfa is a bade
26:00 <Serenity> babe
26:00 <Skirmish> simba: you may find this interesting if you're politcally minded. http://www.wolf-pac.com/
27:00 <Saemon> wolf pac awesome
27:00 <Skirmish> Also take a look at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1yBKRuGpC1tSM73A0ZjYjQ
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
27:00 <Saemon> kevin nash was the leader
28:00 <Skirmish> It is 99% american, but considering how they are going and how much the Liberal party are pushing to follow it's interesting. 
29:00 <Skirmish> Also Doodle/Simba.  http://www.dancarlin.com//disp.php/csarchive/Show-277---Riding-Chaos-to-Stasis/Iran-Iraq-Sunni    
29:00 <simba> kool ill have a red of the first link
30:00 <Skirmish> Be careful listening to Dan Carlin .... it's addictive. 
32:00 <Saemon> omg wtf ive ever got worms or im diabetic
32:00 <Saemon> im hungry n tired again
32:00 <Skirmish> It is midnight. 
33:00 <Saemon> perhaps
33:00 <Serenity> go to bed you horrendous bucket of pork sweat
33:00 <Skirmish> SHOTS FIRED
34:00 <Saemon> i cant sleep ive got insomnia
34:00 <Serenity> no. you dont
34:00 <Serenity> i fucking hate that. someone cant sleep n they cry insomnia
34:00 <Skirmish> I will finish off this podcast and then I will go to bed.  MUM. 
34:00 <Saemon> well....i simply dont fall asleep no matter how long i lay there
34:00 <Saemon> what else can that be called
35:00 <Skirmish> People with Insomnia don't sleep for days don't  they? 
35:00 <Serenity> its called you drink 2 litres of iced coffee you pig
35:00 <Serenity> yes days/weeks
35:00 <Serenity> its not just not being able to fall asleep
35:00 <Serenity> because of bad routines
35:00 <Skirmish> Yeah.  Having an unhealthy sleeping pattern does not = insomnia. 
35:00 <Saemon> phew then
36:00 <Serenity> scarfing 2 litres of milk and 2 kilos of lasagna then wonders why he cant sleep
36:00 <Saemon> its not like i dont have enough conditions already 
36:00 <Serenity> honestly
36:00 <Saemon> ive got bad cfs
36:00 <Saemon> thats probably why im always tired
36:00 <Saemon> no matter how much i rest or eat
36:00 <Maurice> Serenity lol I saw that earlier
36:00 <Maurice> They're all so diff
36:00 <Saemon> chronic fatigue syndrome
36:00 <Serenity> chronic lazy cunt syndrome more like
37:00 <Skirmish> chronic procrastinator
38:00 <Serenity> the less you do the more tired you become
38:00 <Bastardly_One> actual fact
38:00 <Saemon> what
38:00 <Bastardly_One> just what she said 
38:00 <Saemon> how does that make sense
38:00 <Bastardly_One> less you do the more tired you get
38:00 <Saemon> when i move i get tired
39:00 <Bastardly_One> fat lazy cunt
39:00 <Skirmish> My thumb fingernail is growing much slower than my other fingers. 
39:00 <Serenity> because when you move your metabolism gets going exercise gives you energy its about hormones and endorphins
39:00 <Serenity> you lazy pig
39:00 <Saemon> well me are you are matching coz we're complete opposites Bastardly_One
40:00 <Saemon> im a fat lazy cunt
40:00 <Saemon> and you're like skelatore with bulimia
40:00 <Skirmish> He's skinny because he's poor.
41:00 <Saemon> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing to do with it idiot 
41:00 <Saemon> wait poor ppl actually get fat
41:00 <Serenity> poor people are actually more likely to be fat
41:00 <Saemon> cuz all they eat are shitty canned processed crap like corned beef etc
41:00 <Saemon> thats got like full of fats n carbs
41:00 <Skirmish> Not if they have the internet and they are living their lost lives vicariously through the internet. 
41:00 <Serenity> corned beef isnt processed food..
41:00 <Saemon> and fast food
41:00 <Skirmish> They don't go out to get the cheap take away.
42:00 <Serenity> id kill for cheap take away right now
42:00 <Saemon> like maccas bulk kfc buckets $20-30 worth could feed a whole poor family
42:00 <Saemon> if u want to be in shape n eat the healthy organic fruits n veggies
42:00 <Saemon> its gona cost way more
42:00 <Serenity> here comes king of farmers union to give us health advice
42:00 <simba> imagine how sick itd make that family lol
42:00 <simba> i wonder if theyd get genuinely sick from eating fast food for the first time
42:00 <Saemon> chicken breast meat, the staple of the in shape diet
43:00 <Saemon> is like what, $20 for a pack of 3
43:00 <Skirmish> Between $9 and $12 a kilo.
43:00 <Serenity> you can get 4 large chicken tits for like $12
43:00 <Serenity> its not expensive
43:00 <Saemon> i dont understand that system much
44:00 <Saemon> so if it weighs like, 500g
44:00 <Saemon> it would cost half of $12 right?
44:00 <Serenity> . yes.
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what are good? those woolworths chicken drumsticks
44:00 <Bastardly_One> 8 in a pack and not that dear
44:00 <Saemon> those are too oily though
44:00 <Saemon> especially the skin
45:00 <Bastardly_One> not if you do then in a pan
45:00 <Saemon> ah
45:00 <Saemon> i usually just boil them
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and then like most not lazy people use absorbant paper
45:00 <Serenity> gross
45:00 <Skirmish> With most* people you can actually spend the same money, eat less, get better quality food and be healthy. 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew at boil
45:00 <Serenity> id hate to have to be fed by either of you
45:00 <Saemon> and then use the same boiling water to put noodles in
45:00 <Saemon> yumness
45:00 <Skirmish> Where a lot of people fall down is in how much they eat for a meal. 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> they are seriously cheap but quality chicken I think
46:00 <Bastardly_One> in the butcher section ... huge arse things 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
46:00 <Saemon> nah they are all fed with growth hormones n shit
46:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not expensive to spend $30 odd to use the number at the moment
46:00 <Saemon> the organic expensive ones are the normal ones
47:00 <Bastardly_One> on fruit and veg and get a couple of quality meals out of it at least
47:00 <Serenity> they are not fed with growth hormones
47:00 <Bastardly_One> tend to agree on that Skirmish
47:00 <Serenity> its been illegal to use hormones in australian meat since the 60s
47:00 <Saemon> no
47:00 <Saemon> ?
47:00 <Skirmish> Also ... when people get what they believe is "hunger pains" it is often their body telling them they need to drink more water.
47:00 <Saemon> oh ic
47:00 <Bastardly_One> or, needing to release gas
47:00 <Serenity> people over eat so much
47:00 <Bastardly_One> gas rumbles around the same way
47:00 <Serenity> even people that dont know they are over eating
47:00 <Saemon> my neighbor told me thats why kids are growing to much taller and bodies developingmuch more faster these days
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't eat no matter how hard I try
48:00 <Serenity> well its bullshit
48:00 <Saemon> due to growth hormones n chemicals n additives in all the modern food these days
48:00 <Bastardly_One> always hungry though and when I do eat I hate most foods
48:00 <Serenity> all old people think chickens full of hormones its NOT
48:00 <Serenity> its illegal
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and even if you are worried
48:00 <Bastardly_One> read your labelling
49:00 <Saemon> meh i cant affored anything better anyway
49:00 <Bastardly_One> easy enough to find something blatantly organically feed or whatever
49:00 <Saemon> im one of those poor ppl who can only affored the cheap unhealthy stuff
49:00 <Serenity> rubbish
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I wouldn't want to be on the dole ever ever again
49:00 <Skirmish> 3 eggs and a greek yoghurt for breakfast. Large bowl of steamed veges for lunch. Mince chow mien for dinner. Not that expensive to eat well/healthy. 
49:00 <Serenity> you can cook a perfectly healthy meal cheaper than take away
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but you can afford to live nicely food wise
49:00 <Saemon> u arent on the dole atm Bastardly_One?
49:00 <simba> id imagine Saemons diet is just all chemicals
49:00 <Bastardly_One> if you knew how to cook
50:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
50:00 <Saemon> lol simba just may as well drink the chemicals in its pure form in the labs
50:00 <Saemon> wth howcome u arent on centrelink b1
50:00 <simba> totally
50:00 <Saemon> what do u do?
50:00 <Saemon> u got a job now?
50:00 <Serenity> fresh fish from coles. grill it with some lemon and pepper. bag of salad from coles if you're too lazy to make your own. some boiled eggs
50:00 <Serenity> cost you less than $10
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
50:00 <Saemon> oh no im allergic to seafoos
50:00 <Serenity> perfectly healthy
50:00 <Saemon> seafood
50:00 <Bastardly_One> what the ads
50:00 <Serenity> oh bs
51:00 <Saemon> b1 cool good on you
51:00 <Bastardly_One> who's that chef?
51:00 <Saemon> what job u got?
51:00 <Saemon> jamie oliver
51:00 <Bastardly_One> no dickhead
51:00 <Saemon> his doin stuff with woolies atm
51:00 <Serenity> oh that blonde guy on the coles ads?
51:00 <Serenity> ummmmm
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
51:00 <Serenity> fuck i know him
51:00 <Serenity> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> thingo Stone?
51:00 <Saemon> oh that cunt he's not a chef is he?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Curtis Stone?
51:00 <Serenity> curtis
51:00 <Serenity> yeah
51:00 <Saemon> i recall him bein some sorta host on some show
51:00 <Saemon> on ch.7 ages ago
51:00 <Saemon> like andrew G
51:00 <Serenity> hes one of the best chefs in the country you spastic
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and the shit you like he shows you how to feed 4
52:00 <Saemon> oh then must be someone else im thinkin about then
52:00 <Bastardly_One> for under 10
52:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh you mean him
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but he's hardly shit
52:00 <Saemon> what job u do?
52:00 <Serenity> but jamie oliver also has a lot in his 15 min meal books and save with jamie books
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I never said I did 
52:00 <Serenity> healthy food not being cheap is a cop out
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said I'm not on the dole
53:00 <Saemon> then how do you finally support yourself?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> who said I was?
53:00 <Saemon> where does your money now originate from?
53:00 <Serenity> not every payment from centrelink is the dole you groundhog
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on a DSP you fuckwit
53:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> why is it your business Saemon
53:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone knows that
53:00 <Saemon> oh ffs b1
53:00 <Saemon> why lead me on like that then
53:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 time as much 
53:00 <Saemon> should of just said that at the start
53:00 <Serenity> .
53:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not your business
54:00 <Bastardly_One> only answered you to shut you up
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
54:00 <British^Meat> will u go back to being jkl one day Saemon?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I nearly got arrested today
54:00 <Saemon> thats just like someone saying 'no im not a cop. im a law enforcement officer.'
54:00 <Bastardly_One> a cop asked me if anything was in my backpack
55:00 <Skirmish> No he didn't
55:00 <Bastardly_One> like the pongy pot that was
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and I told them they couldn't search me 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> not happy officers 
55:00 <Skirmish> backpacks are designed to carry things inside them. Why would a cop ask if you had something inside a backpack.
55:00 <Bastardly_One> "no comment"
55:00 <Bastardly_One> no you can't do that 
55:00 <Saemon> yes they can
55:00 <Saemon> they can search u if they had resonable grounds
55:00 <British^Meat> i dont think this Saemon character is working too well for u
55:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh they can't search shit 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> unless it's a pat down
55:00 <Saemon> they can exercise due diligence
55:00 <Bastardly_One> without a warrant
56:00 <simba> when Serenity is active on irc this song plays in my head http://youtu.be/-bD5j4bPNxA
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that cop will remember me though
56:00 <Saemon> they only need a warrant if its property
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: sade kiss of life.wmv (Mar 15, 2010) 5:58 - Category: Music - 31,045 - 77 likes (98.7%), 1 dislikes (1.3%)
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and get e for the smallest thing
56:00 <Bastardly_One> *me
56:00 <Skirmish> Must not have search laws for knives in Vic. 
56:00 <Serenity> simba
56:00 <Serenity> you're a pratt
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I think we have Skirmish
56:00 <simba> Serenity, rude
56:00 <Saemon> you're lucky u didnt get pistol whipped b1
56:00 <Bastardly_One> he just thought i was a big mouth and cbf'ed I think
57:00 <Skirmish> If you do ... and they are worded like NSW's version ... then yes, they could have searched you without a warrant. 
57:00 <simba> i wonder what that ed norton still is from
57:00 <Bastardly_One> if he's a petty cop I'll cop it eventually
57:00 <Saemon> does he know your address?
57:00 <Skirmish> Also ... I believe your entire story is crap. 
57:00 <British^Meat> will u retire this character soon Saemon?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> no, because that's all he wanted for numbers
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I was being a prick
58:00 <Bastardly_One> as if pull me over walking down the street for a stat on your sheet
58:00 <Skirmish> He was probably thinking "What the fuck is this old geezers problem?"
58:00 <Bastardly_One> in the middle of the day
58:00 <Bastardly_One> he was 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I was in the foulest mood
58:00 <Bastardly_One> he was totally like wtf is this guy's problem?
58:00 <Serenity> show me the ed norton still
58:00 <Skirmish> I think it a completely unlikely story B1 and I desire you to cease telling it.  Thanks in advance. 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that was the end 
59:00 <simba> its in the video
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Serenity
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I relooked at Dunst's tits
59:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf was I thinking?
00:00 <British^Meat> didnt u say u had a bag full of pot?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and that's why I didn't wanna be checked
00:00 <Bastardly_One> otherwise I wouldn't of cared less
00:00 <Bastardly_One> no need to be rude for the sake of it with the law
00:00 <British^Meat> thats probs why he wanted to search it then
00:00 <British^Meat> not for "stats"
00:00 <Bastardly_One> expect to save your own bum
01:00 <Bastardly_One> what? he followed me 2 towns?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> hardly 
01:00 <British^Meat> so he just wanted to search your bag, that was full of pot, for no reason
01:00 <British^Meat> carrrrrn dood
01:00 <Bastardly_One> what drew his attention is me standing there 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> breathing like I ran a mile after a coughing fit 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd of pulled me up too
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I get a weird look 
02:00 <Saemon> did u have your nosering on?
02:00 <Serenity> yes simba im not watching that video to find it
02:00 <Serenity> what time is it at
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't notice my nosering except in pics
02:00 <simba> lol, its like 10 seconds in
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I am just saying I got away with excercising rights
02:00 <simba> ok 50 seconds in
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was damn lucky I did 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> because I'd not of wanted to be busted with that
03:00 <Saemon> if there wasnt any witnesses around, if he was a prick he would have decked you
03:00 <Saemon> ive seen it happen
03:00 <Serenity> probably from like
04:00 <Serenity> the illusionist or something
04:00 <Saemon> your word against his if you decide to complain
04:00 <Saemon> he will just say u resisted orders n attempted to attack him
04:00 <beehhh> lenovo is the best
04:00 <beehhh> G'day guys
05:00 <Serenity> if you starting pissing on beehhh
05:00 <Serenity> you're out
05:00 <beehhh> http://shop.lenovo.com/us/en/laptops/lenovo/z-series/z510/
05:00 <tooheys> who cares about craptops
05:00 <beehhh> ok i b quiet
05:00 <Saemon> and the cop is an established officer of the law
05:00 <Saemon> while you're just some old bald guy with a nose ring
05:00 <tooheys> tiny monitor, shit keyboard, shit "mouse"... yeah, great...
06:00 <Saemon> who would the magistrate believe?
06:00 <Saemon> I ask you that.
06:00 <simba> u r prob right there Serenity ive never heard of The Illusionist is that a good 1 does any on 1  know
06:00 <Saemon> What say of you, Ser Jamie?
07:00 <The_Baron> that's why I hate any interest groups
07:00 <Thoth> Opinions are like orgasms anyway. Mine is more important and I don't care if you have one.
07:00 <Serenity> havent seen it all tbh
08:00 <The_Baron> socialist alliance, feminists, anarchists "collectives"
08:00 <The_Baron> utter bs
08:00 <The_Baron> so open minded until they're NOT
08:00 <The_Baron> :P
08:00 <British^Meat> lotsa ppl just do it to be dickwads
08:00 <The_Baron> everyone is in it for their own agenda
08:00 <The_Baron> their own interests. 
08:00 <Thoth> Yes, people who identify as extreme leftists are socalists.
08:00 <The_Baron> u can do whatever u like, except the stuff I don't
08:00 <The_Baron> all I see on every side of the fence is just ppl tryin to impose their ideal way to live
09:00 <Thoth> I still sincerely believe if people want the political ideals of foreign nations, perhaps they should fucking move.
09:00 <The_Baron> I don't want any political ideals
09:00 <The_Baron> no idealogues full stop
09:00 <Thoth> We should consider a tax-payer funded program to assist with that on the condition they cannot return.
09:00 <Thoth> Wanna be a socialist? Okay, try Russia or China.
09:00 <Thoth> Or North Korea.
10:00 <British^Meat> i wanna go to north korea :)
10:00 <British^Meat> it'd be nuts
10:00 <The_Baron> though I remember hearing this one right wing dude in the US (anti-legalisation of course) who was saying "hell most of the population doesn't smoke cannabis, why don't all the potheads get their own island and they can move there"
10:00 <The_Baron> u know what
10:00 <The_Baron> where's that island?
11:00 <British^Meat> :)
11:00 <British^Meat> call it, friendly island
11:00 <The_Baron> Anton Lahvey talked about such things in a way
11:00 <British^Meat> friendly happy island
11:00 <The_Baron> he reckoned the world would be better off if we all further segregated
11:00 <The_Baron> so like all the subcultures, everyone can have their own neighbourhood
12:00 <The_Baron> and they can sort their own shit out and live by their fucking rules
13:00 <beehhh> lol @ geoff shaw
13:00 <beehhh> mockery is not acceptable
13:00 <Thoth> The_Baron: that island is America :D
13:00 <British^Meat> Hamerica
13:00 <Thoth> Potheads are utter fuckwits anyway. I think I made my point
14:00 <British^Meat> oh wot
14:00 <British^Meat> they alright int they?
14:00 <British^Meat> better than drinkers surely
14:00 <Thoth> I'd rather a drunk that a pothead
14:00 <Thoth> than
14:00 <British^Meat> nah drinkings shit
15:00 <beehhh> soon victoria would be the busiest state
15:00 <British^Meat> how much u drink?
15:00 <Thoth> I probs drink a bottle of scotch per week
15:00 <Thoth> I'm a total alcoholic. 100%
16:00 <Serenity> i find it curious there seems to be a division with alcos and pot heads its one or the other
16:00 <Serenity> rarely both
16:00 <beehhh> i forgot what i was gonna say 
16:00 <Thoth> Serenity: same with potheads and jobs.
16:00 <British^Meat> lol true Serenity
16:00 <doctor> im an all or nothing guy
16:00 <beehhh> loof skyped with me three times today 
16:00 <doctor> i cant settle for one of anything
17:00 <Serenity> i know lots of people that smoke weed that have jobs
17:00 <Thoth> What kind of jobs?
17:00 <British^Meat> here we go...
17:00 <Thoth> Doctors? Surgeons? Lawyers?
17:00 <beehhh> guy flew from meetaketa to perth airlifted in a lifesupport
17:00 <Serenity> i dont know any doctors or lawyers
17:00 <Serenity> potheads or not
17:00 <Thoth> sux2beu
17:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> engineers
17:00 <Serenity> why..
17:00 <Serenity> lol
17:00 <beehhh> westgate the slowest freeway now
17:00 <doctor> i knew a guy who used to exchange sex with a doctor for weed
18:00 <Thoth> Smart people are interesting
18:00 <Serenity> like someone elses job is going to effect me
18:00 <British^Meat> chefs
18:00 <British^Meat> chefs are cool int they?
18:00 <beehhh> i used to do 100s there in the late 90s
18:00 <The_Baron> sex for weed?
18:00 <British^Meat> oh.....
18:00 <British^Meat> Thoth is that silly guy
18:00 <beehhh> on my nissan bluebird 84
18:00 <Serenity> i know a ton of smart people lol
18:00 <British^Meat> i get it now
18:00 <The_Baron> that's pretty skank
18:00 <Thoth> British^Meat: so many people identify as chefs when all they really do is re-heat food
18:00 <doctor> so yeah, doctors smoke weed but have a whole cabinet of drugs to choose from
18:00 <Thoth> or wash dishes
18:00 <Serenity> i dont think hes anyone we know British^Meat
18:00 <Serenity> he seems to be genuinely new
18:00 <British^Meat> what was he banging on about the other day?
18:00 <beehhh> you let others some n bash you but not a friend
19:00 <Thoth> British^Meat: also cooking isn't exactly rocket science
19:00 <beehhh> MCG is being replcated in perth
19:00 <Serenity> beehhh fuck OFF
19:00 <British^Meat> so unless a job is intelligent its shit?
19:00 <Serenity> youre not even joining in the chat
19:00 <The_Baron> division of potheads and alcos
19:00 <The_Baron> yes and no
19:00 <British^Meat> i dont get what you're trying to say silly man
19:00 <The_Baron> lotta ppl who sink piss and cones a plenty
19:00 <Thoth> Serenity: like a virgin! OOH! Touched for the very first time
19:00 <Serenity> i dont know many The_Baron
19:00 <The_Baron> but as a culture, alcoholics are just too annoying to bear when high
19:00 <The_Baron> they repeat themselves a lot!
20:00 <Serenity> alcoholics arent enjoyable people to be around full stop
20:00 <Thoth> Addicts are fucked.
20:00 <British^Meat> yer and they go....."oh gimme a break, i was drunk!"
20:00 <Thoth> Enjoy alcohol but don't be an alcoholic.
20:00 <The_Baron> not just full on alcos
20:00 <British^Meat> when they fuck up, which is A LOT
20:00 <beehhh> cold weather i like eg canada
20:00 <Thoth> Hell, enjoy pot but don't be a pothead
20:00 <Thoth> Otherwise you cunts are fucked
20:00 <The_Baron> I think I am technically a pothead
20:00 <doctor> why do drugs need their own culture?
20:00 <Serenity> lol @ technically
20:00 <The_Baron> is smoking 3-7 grams a day qualify?
21:00 <Serenity> you're a full blown pot head
21:00 <British^Meat> id be a pothead, coz i dont drink
21:00 <The_Baron> yep
21:00 <The_Baron> I love it
21:00 <Serenity> 3-7 grams a day far out
21:00 <Serenity> 7 grams would last me months
21:00 <British^Meat> ive laxed my smoking to just weekends
21:00 <The_Baron> if it stopped me doing what I want to do
21:00 <The_Baron> I'd prolly kick it
21:00 <beehhh> 15 years of battling with ice
21:00 <British^Meat> but beer or whatevs doesnt interest me in the slightest
21:00 <Thoth> Beer is shit
21:00 <beehhh> eat pear
21:00 <Thoth> Beer is what poor people drink
22:00 <British^Meat> alco is shit
22:00 <beehhh> wine wud be the choice
22:00 <Serenity> sometimes i have a drink on a weekend, sometimes i have a smoke.. sometimes i dont do either for long periods
22:00 <The_Baron> but shit, I can still do my lame job, I can still write tunes, I can still play at parties, I can still look after my wife and stepson
22:00 <Serenity> i dunno what i am
22:00 <The_Baron> the only drawback, a fucked memory
22:00 <The_Baron> :P
22:00 <British^Meat> The_Baron u owe me $50 from last week
22:00 <British^Meat> remember?
22:00 <The_Baron> for what?
22:00 <Thoth> Serenity: titties
22:00 <British^Meat> pizza
23:00 <Maurice> 7 grams a day?!
23:00 <British^Meat> it was a really exensive one
23:00 <Maurice> The fuck
23:00 <The_Baron> and I wouldn't borrow a rolling paper off ya British^Meat
23:00 <Thoth> Yea so $100 per day, or $700 per week.
23:00 <The_Baron> :P
23:00 <The_Baron> I don't pay that much myself
23:00 <Maurice> Thats just a waste
23:00 <Bastardly_One> sure is 
23:00 <Maurice> You're not getting any more stoned smoking that muc
23:00 <Maurice> h
24:00 <Bastardly_One> can only get so stoned
24:00 <The_Baron> not true
24:00 <Thoth> ~$300oz then... thats still $600
24:00 <Serenity> as i said it'd last me months
24:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
24:00 <The_Baron> if u get weed with little cieling, u just higher and higher till u pass out
24:00 <The_Baron> and that suits me fine
24:00 <doctor> id like to grow my own
24:00 <The_Baron> single oz = 280
24:00 <Serenity> i always wanted to grow a plant
24:00 <Serenity> not even to smoke
24:00 <Serenity> just to grow one
24:00 <The_Baron> I try to buy a quarter pound when I can though
24:00 <Thoth> $560
24:00 <The_Baron> sell three keep one
24:00 <doctor> they do look nice
24:00 <Thoth> Thats still more than my rent
25:00 <Maurice> I am so over seeing that pic
25:00 <doctor> lol
25:00 <The_Baron> and yeah, I spend more money on weed than rent in general
25:00 <The_Baron> mneh
25:00 <The_Baron> I can afford it
25:00 <Maurice> I can smell him from here
25:00 <Serenity> i dont think its a problem if he can afford it
25:00 <British^Meat> 300 an oz? jesus
25:00 <British^Meat> u vics get jipped
25:00 <Maurice> But it's not doing anything, after a certain amount of bongs it does nothing
25:00 <The_Baron> I pay 200-280 an oz
25:00 <Serenity> but.. if him and his mrs are getting their power cut off and kicked out of their house
25:00 <Serenity> then its a prob
25:00 <Thoth> The_Baron: I can afford it also. Except I choose life.
26:00 <The_Baron> 300 if it's like super duper top shelf
26:00 <Maurice> I used to pay 180
26:00 <Maurice> In the olden days
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I pay $240 for a oz
26:00 <Serenity> yeahhh now its 300+ here
26:00 <The_Baron> Thoth, it is just a thing I do during my life dude
26:00 <Thoth> Oh yeah? What else do you do during your life? Be stoned?
26:00 <The_Baron> it's not like all I do is sit in my room eating cheetos, whacking off to brazzers and smoking bongs all day
26:00 <The_Baron> Thoth, I produce electronic music
26:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit The_Baron
26:00 <The_Baron> I perform ir
26:00 <The_Baron> it*
26:00 <Thoth> ...
26:00 <Maurice> My breasticles are super freezing right now
26:00 <Thoth> I think I've made my point
27:00 <Serenity> mine are super sore
27:00 <The_Baron> what else am I gonna do?
27:00 <Serenity> they feel like rockmelons
27:00 <Maurice> Eeep
27:00 <The_Baron> how have u made ur point?
27:00 <The_Baron> I do what I enjoy doing
27:00 <The_Baron> how is that wasting my life?
27:00 <Thoth> The_Baron: travel? see the world? help people? educate yourself? find spirituality? eat tacos?
28:00 <Serenity> what is Thoth's life
28:00 <Serenity> what have you got
28:00 <British^Meat> lol
28:00 <British^Meat> id love to know
28:00 <Thoth> Serenity: thats what I normally do
28:00 <British^Meat> i mean, i dont really give a shit...
28:00 <British^Meat> but u know
28:00 <Thoth> Except my right hand its really fucked up right now
28:00 <The_Baron> I educate myself
28:00 <The_Baron> spirituality, no thanks
28:00 <The_Baron> eat tacos, plenty
28:00 <Thoth> So now I just play simcity and talk to you lot
28:00 <The_Baron> travel, at times
28:00 <Serenity> i see
29:00 <Serenity> why do people put so much on travel? if you dont travel you're shit..
29:00 <British^Meat> When and where did u last "travel"?
29:00 <Serenity> i couldnt think of anything worse tbh
29:00 <The_Baron> though as for travelling overseas
29:00 <The_Baron> taht is not gonna be easy for me :/
29:00 <Thoth> Serenity: I don't do the normal kind of travel.
29:00 <Maurice> I last travelled to buttfuck idaho
29:00 <The_Baron> drug conviction, makes it a cunt to go to a lot of places
29:00 <Thoth> New experience, new cultures, new ideas
29:00 <Serenity> yeah but its not for everyone either
29:00 <British^Meat> R U married Thoth?
29:00 <Thoth> British^Meat: yes
29:00 <Serenity> theres no need to put so much stock in it
29:00 <beehhh> i have no faith in me
29:00 <tooheys> worst thing about travel is having to come back to this shithole.
30:00 <Serenity> travelling to another country seems like a fucking hassle to me
30:00 <British^Meat> damn i was gonna give u shit for not
30:00 <Thoth> also in my case, new challenges
30:00 <The_Baron> I'd like to travel
30:00 <beehhh> by car
30:00 <The_Baron> usually get invites to play gigs in places like Osaka, Prague, Berlin
30:00 <The_Baron> would be nice to one day actually go and do that I suppose
31:00 <beehhh> Oslo Glasgow and Prince Edward island
32:00 <doctor> beehhh why so sad? you have norel now
32:00 <beehhh> yeah but shes doing my head in sometimes 
32:00 <Thoth> I think its fascinating to push your body and mind to the limits. Makes you reflect on why you truely exist
32:00 <Maurice> I'm dreading going to England next xmas
32:00 <doctor> lol
32:00 <beehhh> norell is ok but curtin aint
32:00 <Maurice> What a long fucking trip
32:00 <The_Baron> and fuck England I do want to go there
32:00 <Serenity> glad its you Maurice and not me
32:00 <Maurice> I wish it wasn't me
32:00 <beehhh> too much fkn pressure with curtin assignment
32:00 <Maurice> MIL is coming too :(
33:00 <The_Baron> australia is a cool country, but fuck, we just don't have the diversity of entertainment like they do in europe
33:00 <beehhh> got 7units to go
33:00 <Serenity> yuck
33:00 <tooheys> how the FUCK can anyone not want to go to england?
33:00 <Thoth> The_Baron: you're welcome to move.
33:00 <The_Baron> been wanting to go to the UK for a while
33:00 <Maurice> I will go, and I will jump on a plane and go to Euro Disney
33:00 <beehhh> 3this sem 1in summer 3 next year then i go to england
33:00 <The_Baron> especially for Bangface and Bestival
33:00 <British^Meat> if i had to go to Eng with the MIL id probably wanna stay here too :)
33:00 <Maurice> My MIL is here right now, she got here this afternoon
33:00 <The_Baron> Thoth, don't wanna move. Just making a point
34:00 <Maurice> I already want to punch her
34:00 <beehhh> tell you the truth i woudnt even study for free with this chinese lads
34:00 <Thoth> The_Baron: make your point by moving, otherwise shut the fuck up.
34:00 <beehhh> dont speak their lingo at all
35:00 <Maurice> You don't speak anyones lingo
35:00 <beehhh> another good news is they are coming on your way to grab your jobs etc
35:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
35:00 <Thoth> I found the larapinta trail quite entertaining. I also find tas quite entertaining. Maybe this country is for me.
35:00 <The_Baron> just coz I pointed out that europe has a better range of entertainment is not really a reason I'd move
35:00 <doctor> too old to be studying beehhh
35:00 <The_Baron> oh I like that kinda thing
36:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH8nsXpxlxU
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Meditations: Native American Flute Album (Sep 26, 2012) 01:01:40 - Category: Music - 1,795,767 - 12,808 likes (97.4%), 348 dislikes (2.6%)
36:00 <The_Baron> I mean shit I lived in the blue mountains for 8 years
36:00 <The_Baron> done the nature thing to death there
36:00 <Maurice> My mumsy is from thee
36:00 <beehhh> loof quit half a way cause they dont respect him in class he said to me
36:00 <The_Baron> charles darwin walk, 6ft trail, etc
36:00 <Maurice> There
36:00 <Thoth> I go there all the time
36:00 <Maurice> Loof is fucking batshit insane, and you're not much better
36:00 <Thoth> wild dogs is a favourite
37:00 <beehhh> melbourne the most expensive hotels in the world i know things
37:00 <Thoth> mt solitary would be nice if it wasn't covered in human excrement
37:00 <Maurice> You. Don't. Live. Here. Give. It. Up.
37:00 <Thoth> I was doing bdru training up there before injury
37:00 <beehhh> MUN uni is where it suits me perfectly
38:00 <Thoth> grand canyon is also really cool... best if you can canyon tho :D
39:00 <tooheys> he really does have a screw loose that cunt
39:00 <Serenity> would be alright if he spoke to anyone but he just babbles on with his own shit
39:00 <tooheys> lol
40:00 <Thoth> The_Baron: its also nice au is close to himalayas, se asia, nz, antartica...
40:00 <tooheys> Thoth, all shitholes...
40:00 <tooheys> can hardly be compared to being part of europe, can it
41:00 <The_Baron> yeah himilayas I wanna travel to one day
41:00 <Thoth> tooheys: when you summit puncak jaya your opinion will count
41:00 <The_Baron> more want to go to Manali in india than the whole sherpas and nepal thing
41:00 <The_Baron> though nepalese temple ball hash is nice!
41:00 <Maurice> Why does Craig Lowndes look so plastic
41:00 <The_Baron> he does doesn't he
42:00 <Thoth> isn't he a burns victim?
42:00 <tooheys> i hate craig lowndes
42:00 <tooheys> craig lowndes is a cunt
42:00 <Maurice> I prefer to call him Clown Brows
42:00 <The_Baron> who does he even drive for?
42:00 <The_Baron> holden, then ford, then holden again...
43:00 <tooheys> craig lowndes does other guys up the ass and then takes pictures of the creampies
43:00 <The_Baron> cunts flakier than a hippy chick picking out a brand of tahini
43:00 <Thoth> isn't he driving for nissan now?
43:00 <The_Baron> I dunno
43:00 <Maurice> Holden now
43:00 <Thoth> The meaning of life: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpokjMDGM60
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fightin' Around the World - South Park - Russell Crowe (Oct 14, 2013) 3:51 - Category: Comedy - 183,153 - 1,110 likes (98.3%), 19 dislikes (1.7%)
44:00 <Maurice> He's vodafone I think
44:00 <Serenity> craig lowndes has no loyalty to anyone lol that fucker would drive Thoth's mum if someone paid him enough
44:00 <Maurice> LOL
44:00 <Maurice> Nobody would pay that
44:00 <Maurice> He also called his daughter Chilli
44:00 <tooheys> theres only 1 thing craig lowndes has loyalty to and thats other guys assholes
44:00 <Serenity> lol =/
45:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
45:00 <tooheys> lol im so funny
45:00 <The_Baron> I was laughing at Serenity btw
45:00 <tooheys> lol... i realise no one laughed at what i said 
45:00 <The_Baron> good!
45:00 <tooheys> no one except me anyway
46:00 <Serenity> its ok we still love you
46:00 <tooheys> thanks :)
47:00 <Maurice> Ffs, there goes another ipod
49:00 <Dennis-Denuto> its just the vibe of the thing
49:00 <Thoth> omg... I'm going to NYC
49:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaA3-hypgz4
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Trey Parker and Matt Stone on 60 minutes. (Feb 1, 2013) 13:58 - Category: Entertainment - 640,648 - 3,110 likes (97.7%), 74 dislikes (2.3%)
49:00 <Thoth> Except maybe in a year cause the ticket sales are massive
49:00 <Maurice> SEZZ
49:00 <Maurice> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGq6F-Uxk8s
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Maroon 5's Adam Levine parodies Eddie Vedder on The Tonight Show (Sep 2, 2014) 0 - Category: Music - 1,408 - 34 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
51:00 <Serenity> hahaha mauricio
51:00 <Serenity> er...
51:00 <Serenity> Maurice
51:00 <Serenity> fkn phone
51:00 <Maurice> Mauricio works so well
51:00 <Serenity> it does
51:00 <Maurice> I'm about ready to fry an egg and smash it into a bread roll with cheese
52:00 <Serenity> yum
52:00 <Thoth> oh actually its more available than I thought. Winning
52:00 <Maurice> My sandwich bags were too small for bread rolls so the kids got normal bread
52:00 <Maurice> Sucks to be them
52:00 <The_Baron> I got gummi bears 
52:00 <The_Baron> these things are evil
53:00 <Maurice> I have picnic chocolate
53:00 <Maurice> That shit is yum
53:00 <Serenity> im going to bed before I get hungry hippo
53:00 <The_Baron> yeah picnic is good
53:00 <Maurice> Byeeee me choco
53:00 <Serenity> niight me nilla
53:00 <Maurice> I've been told not to wake Cam
53:00 <Maurice> He's still recovering
53:00 <Maurice> Pussy
05:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmmm ... etc
05:00 <Thoth> oh yes and that sort of thing
06:00 <The_Baron> fark
06:00 <The_Baron> just scraped so much brown gunk off my lip
06:00 <Thoth> Quit the pipe eh
06:00 <The_Baron> nah
06:00 <The_Baron> I'll just wipe it up
06:00 <The_Baron> :P
06:00 <Thoth> Quit the bitchin eh
07:00 <The_Baron> ur certainly a font of sunshine aren't u
07:00 <Thoth> Quit the bitchin eh
08:00 <Mew> what's all this aboot
08:00 <Mew> Eh
08:00 <Thoth> six naggers (in a kiwi accent)
08:00 <The_Baron> I dunno Mew
09:00 <The_Baron> u should show ur boobs, I might rememebr
09:00 <The_Baron> remembeR*
09:00 <The_Baron> remamreamntrant
09:00 <The_Baron> tmejestgnreswkitmgr
09:00 <Thoth> Quit the bitchin eh
09:00 <Bastardly_One> quit the repeatin' eh?
10:00 <The_Baron> alcohol for sure
10:00 <The_Baron> :P
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you're intruding on my complete and utter boredom
10:00 <Thoth> I do not appreciate your ruse
10:00 <Thoth> Sir
11:00 <Bastardly_One> finally someone that knows their place
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Sir
11:00 <Maurice> Ugh
11:00 <Bastardly_One> took your time woman
12:00 <Bastardly_One> hi
12:00 <Maurice> I was busy being elsewhere
15:00 <The_Baron> she was busy masturbating herself into near collapse
15:00 <Maurice> That too
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the usual then
16:00 <Maurice> I don't have to do that right now, my husband is home
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I am so pissy about this event I have online on Sat
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and I have to be humble and all nice
18:00 <The_Baron> so u can shag ur husband, then masturbate urself into near collapse
18:00 <The_Baron> there aint no contest when u put, a man against; a machine
18:00 <The_Baron> :P
18:00 <Bastardly_One> usually the machine wins?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't roll over and go to sleep
18:00 <The_Baron> well when it comes to sheer rpms
18:00 <The_Baron> we men can not stimulate anything that effectively
18:00 <The_Baron> so in this case
18:00 <The_Baron> yes
19:00 <Bastardly_One> a censa engine with a fucking machine attached
22:00 <Maurice> I much prefer the man to the machine
22:00 <Maurice> And its me who rolls over and sleeps
23:00 <The_Baron> http://free-entertainments.com/article.php?id=4585&name=Woman+Dies+After+Using+Jackhammer+As+Dildo
23:00 <The_Baron> one day this might happen to Maurice or Sezz
23:00 <The_Baron> :P
23:00 <Maurice> Thats happened twice already
24:00 <The_Baron> hawt!
25:00 <[Maverick]> sup sup
25:00 <The_Baron> fuckall dude
25:00 <Maurice> Oh its the impregnator
26:00 <Maurice> HELLO MAV
27:00 <Thoth> Maverick, the character of top gun, who was the best US fighter pilot played by a homosexual fuckwit
27:00 <Maurice> Goose is a fucker
30:00 <The_Baron> the most homo volleyball scene ever
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ someone going off at their computer "motherfucking piece of shit ya momma is a toaster"
44:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm fending off some flying vagina
46:00 <Bastardly_One> after word got out quick the thing I was gonna do wasn't happening on Sat
46:00 <Thoth> Sure you are
47:00 <Thoth> I believe you
48:00 <Thoth> Please tell me more
48:00 <Bastardly_One> no
49:00 <simba> the webcam sex thing?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ you 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that event thing yeah
50:00 <simba> whats so funney
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not what you said it was 
50:00 <The_Baron> huih?
50:00 <simba> its basically a bunch of once-doms videochatting right
50:00 <simba> and probably jacking off 4 each other
51:00 <Bastardly_One> it is?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.the-pork.com/Topic1008608-41-1.aspx
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that The_Baron
52:00 <simba> yes
53:00 <The_Baron> ah k
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmm ok then 
53:00 <simba> is that basically it
53:00 <simba> lol
53:00 <Thoth> I am listening. Please continue
54:00 <The_Baron> so ur not going or something b1?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm going ... but someone has to pull out 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't have a choice but to be up and bored for it 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm co-hosting the fuckin' thing
55:00 <The_Baron> well that's what I gathered from this thread
55:00 <Bastardly_One> what's my FB name duh
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I might do what I did last time 
56:00 <The_Baron> which is?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> just put on auto refresh
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and nap
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and hope 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one wants Me for moderation purposes
56:00 <Bastardly_One> got away with it last time :P
57:00 <The_Baron> so ur gonna sit and perve pretty much?
57:00 <The_Baron> :P
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't have much of a choice with a last min change of plans
57:00 <Bastardly_One> hence the flying vag sucking up
57:00 <The_Baron> flying vag?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> cunt flying at me
57:00 <Bastardly_One> wanting to take her place
58:00 <Thoth> Interesting
58:00 <Thoth> Tell me more
59:00 <Bastardly_One> no
00:00 <simba> Methane gas
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm emitting a lot of it 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> farting like crazy
02:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10369911_916554885026748_6912719863068887551_n.jpg?oh=fd6c85eb3cddee496680754d2881a96d&oe=5461C43B&__gda__=1415575121_319bcf51576364c2672a375854325531
03:00 <The_Baron> lol!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <The_Baron> one note too many if u ask me
04:00 <The_Baron> :P
06:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/q85/p526x296/10610780_710198652368455_6604588795387130976_n.jpg?oh=e0b51971b2df383c7614c5adbfb83221&oe=547EB240&__gda__=1416843973_45643f3c54b95ab93e546e8ac1bbc009
06:00 <Bastardly_One> even more relevant when you check the date
06:00 <Bastardly_One> on the phone
06:00 <Bastardly_One> spooky
07:00 <The_Baron> wtf?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf wtf?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> this is wtf?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8ZjwBcN5IA
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ROCK-N-ROLL SPORTS CLASSIC - FULL & COMPLETE ABC 1978 (Jan 21, 2014) 01:15:10 - Category: Entertainment - 31,338 - 81 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
10:00 <Bastardly_One> michael jackson, rod stewart, the runaways and others
10:00 <Bastardly_One> competing in sporting events
11:00 <Bastardly_One> http://dangerousminds.net/comments/michael_jackson_joan_jett_and_rod_stewart_compete_in_abcs_rock_n_roll_sport
11:00 <The_Baron> they brought their music, their dedication, and some retina destroying yellow track suits
12:00 <The_Baron> jeezus!
12:00 <The_Baron> this video is stupid
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
12:00 <The_Baron> they ask if michael jackson can move in water as well as on land
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the article is weird enough to read
12:00 <The_Baron> everyone knows niggers can't swim
13:00 <The_Baron> :P
13:00 <Bastardly_One> rod stewart is cheating too
13:00 <Bastardly_One> sif let him play soccer
13:00 <The_Baron> I know I ragged on it
13:00 <The_Baron> but I might have to get a yellow tracksuit now
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> how wigga
14:00 <The_Baron> nah I need one for metal gigs
14:00 <The_Baron> so I can really stand out like a gumby
14:00 <Bastardly_One> fluro pink
15:00 <The_Baron> haha
15:00 <The_Baron> nah I don't suit pink though
15:00 <The_Baron> yellow however
15:00 <The_Baron> :P
16:00 <The_Baron> I think michael jackson coulda shaved a second off his time on the track if he got rid of that fucking afro
16:00 <The_Baron> jesus christ, did he mug Diana Ross for that?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> http://dangerousminds.net/comments/the_last_known_recording_of_lennon_mccartney_a_toot_and_a_snore_in_741
16:00 <Bastardly_One> off their heads
16:00 <The_Baron> jesus he was a fast fucker
17:00 <Bastardly_One> they have an audio at the end
17:00 <The_Baron> I guess u'd have to be, with a father like his
17:00 <The_Baron> :P
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ you 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't believe you're watching it 
17:00 <The_Baron> I'm stoned enough, and this is kitch enough
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't believe they did it 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> dangerous minds is a fucking awesome site btw
18:00 <The_Baron> fuck Kenny Loggins stood no chance in that race
18:00 <The_Baron> all the whites were trailed a good 6 paces behind the blacks
18:00 <The_Baron> :P
18:00 <Bastardly_One> nowhere near the danger zone
19:00 <The_Baron> and who the fuck gave a shit about lotaya jackson?
19:00 <The_Baron> even in the 70's
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol she there too is she?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> *latoya
23:00 <The_Baron> yep
23:00 <The_Baron> okay I gotta stop watching this
23:00 <Bastardly_One> surprised you lasted that long
23:00 <The_Baron> ikr
23:00 <The_Baron> I need to chop up anyway
23:00 <The_Baron> well I don't need to
23:00 <The_Baron> but I will
23:00 <The_Baron> brb
24:00 <Bastardly_One> click up to that lennon mccartney thing too 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> waste of recording time
24:00 <The_Baron> will do brb
26:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
26:00 <Bastardly_One> now I am watching it 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> MJ is having the best time and he'd be the only one straight at that stage 
26:00 <The_Baron> haha
26:00 <The_Baron> okay and ur right
26:00 <The_Baron> this jam is lame
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lame as fuck
27:00 <The_Baron> it aint no millionaires club
27:00 <Bastardly_One> they must of got as fucked as they sound
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and decided to hit record and hope
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and failed
27:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One
27:00 <BlackDevil> sup mate
27:00 <Bastardly_One> no
27:00 <The_Baron> but whatevs
28:00 <The_Baron> they could record each other farting into a tin can
28:00 <The_Baron> ppl would still listen
28:00 <The_Baron> :P
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
33:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7yTJTZiNek
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Comedians on Psychedelics (Dec 6, 2013) 0:01 - Category: Entertainment - 82,470 - 1,150 likes (98%), 23 dislikes (2%)
36:00 <The_Baron> hahah
37:00 <The_Baron> gonna be making dmt soon
37:00 <Thoth> hohoho
37:00 <Thoth> I enjoy
38:00 <Thoth> Comedians indeed
45:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TCPeaj5Dlw
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Comic Strip presents: Bad News Tour (Full) (Aug 21, 2013) 30:15 - Category: Comedy - 16,655 - 146 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
47:00 <The_Baron> seen it
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I need something to watch 
20:00 <The_Baron> A Serbian Film
20:00 <The_Baron> actually don't watch that
20:00 <The_Baron> one of the few movies that made me a bit ill
25:00 <BlackDevil> have you ever pooped so good
25:00 <BlackDevil> that you want to do it again
25:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.imgur.com/PTJ1TVT.jpg
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yes! I have wagon wheels
27:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrYLfK0L6-w
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SCISSORS CAM Compilation 2014 || Best Funny Videos (Jul 6, 2014) 0 - Category: Comedy - 4,372 - likes (85.4%), dislikes (14.6%) dislikes (14.6%)
34:00 <simba> cutting peoples headphones? thats funny to u americans
34:00 <simba> "best funny videos"
34:00 <BlackDevil> it hasnt made it in america until today
35:00 <simba> and its funny to you
35:00 <simba> cos u suck
35:00 <BlackDevil> when are we going to cuddle simba?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ud5o-8eOnk
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Flinders St Station fight (Jun 12, 2007) 7:01 - Category: Comedy - 383,568 - 501 likes (77%), 150 dislikes (23%)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> 3:25 the fight starts
40:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty good slap though
42:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <simba> a girl slaps a guy
42:00 <Bastardly_One> seen that one of the cop stoned doing a breatho?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy filming him can't believe it
43:00 <simba> no i only watch videos from "best funny videos"
43:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno about hilarious but 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXTG5aT_Z14
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stoned Victorian Police Officer - Hilarious (Apr 2, 2013) 4:51 - Category: Entertainment - 28,862 - likes (72.3%), 52 dislikes (27.7%)
46:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t34.0-12/10682000_10152381531748182_1010428190_n.jpg?oh=23a6d308ff0218eb01e25a84a561a01c&oe=54094F58&__gda__=1409893045_9efd90628633235eb4e83356d79a8cca
46:00 <The_Baron> finally
46:00 <The_Baron> mate sent me this pic and a msg
46:00 <The_Baron> it seems I can finally get good weed in sydney again next time I visit
46:00 <The_Baron> yay!
49:00 <BlackDevil> The_Baron
50:00 <BlackDevil> i got weed
50:00 <The_Baron> so do I
23:00 <romeo> ..,
23:00 <romeo> --77--
23:00 <romeo> simba-nated
25:00 <\Alienated\_Romeo_> you took the words right outter my mouth
26:00 <\Alienated\_Romeo_> coffeee!!
29:00 <\Alienated\_Romeo_> ... pretty late
30:00 <\Alienated\_Romeo_> beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer.
30:00 <\Alienated\_Romeo_> lost scripts
32:00 <BlackDevil> The_Baron
33:00 <\Alienated\_Romeo_> hi BlackDevil
33:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1409772676002.jpg
34:00 <\Alienated\_Romeo_> woah
34:00 <\Alienated\_Romeo_> shiiit
34:00 <\Alienated\_Romeo_> funny
34:00 <\Alienated\_Romeo_> hehe
34:00 <\Alienated\_Romeo_> :)
34:00 <\Alienated\_Romeo_> um
35:00 <\Alienated\_Romeo_> :*)
36:00 <\Alienated\_Romeo_> VB
36:00 <\Alienated\_Romeo_> all reved up and no place to go!!
36:00 <\Alienated\_Romeo_> :)
37:00 <\Alienated\_Romeo_> :*)
37:00 <\Alienated\_Romeo_> :)
37:00 <BlackDevil> http://dailygarlic.com/userImages/600_beautiful-stall-poetry-49128.jpg
39:00 <\Alienated\_Romeo_> BlackDevil a/s/l?
39:00 <BlackDevil> 13/f/syd
39:00 <\Alienated\_Romeo_> coool
39:00 <\Alienated\_Romeo_> all reved up and no place to go!!
39:00 <\Alienated\_Romeo_> 31 might be better
40:00 <BlackDevil> sorry just 13
40:00 <\Alienated\_Romeo_> lol ok
40:00 <\Alienated\_Romeo_> all reved up and no place to go!!
40:00 <BlackDevil> lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> bed time
19:00 <milk> Morning
26:00 <BlackDevil> when are you coming over milk?
29:00 <milk> Wut?
40:00 <milk> ???
41:00 <milk> East?
02:00 <milk> I don't have plans past about 10am
03:00 <BlackDevil> good same wher
03:00 <BlackDevil> here
03:00 <BlackDevil> what do you want to do?
03:00 <milk> About what?
05:00 <milk> Are you ok mate?
05:00 <BlackDevil> when we meet?
06:00 <BlackDevil> goto the zoo?
06:00 <milk> Oh I see, this is play a practical joke on milk day is it?
11:00 <milk> I keep thinking its friday
11:00 <milk> Feels like friday
19:00 <BlackDevil> no
19:00 <BlackDevil> this is real
19:00 <BlackDevil> like life
20:00 <milk> OK, what city are you in?
20:00 <BlackDevil> melbourne of course
21:00 <milk> You want to meet at the local cafe?
21:00 <BlackDevil> name the place
21:00 <milk> You know the one, I'll there in 45 mins
23:00 <BlackDevil> ok
24:00 <milk> I'll have a double decaf skinny latte
28:00 <ashleighXtrinity> psYbR im better at IT than you are.
30:00 <psYbR> dream on
32:00 <BlackDevil> ill bring element along milk
34:00 <milk> Who the fuck is element?
35:00 <BlackDevil> another mate of mine
36:00 <BlackDevil> we go long ways
42:00 <milk> Meh
43:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Morning SpanishGuy
44:00 <SpanishGuy> Morning ashleigh how are you :)
44:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Sleepy... I got woken up by the neighbours playing with fireworks
44:00 <ashleighXtrinity> U?
45:00 <SpanishGuy> geese thats sucks
45:00 <SpanishGuy> i just woke up
45:00 <ashleighXtrinity> It does a bit
45:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Whats on for today
46:00 <SpanishGuy> few things to do around the house and yourself ?
46:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Just work
46:00 <SpanishGuy> cool
46:00 <psYbR> you don't work ashleighXtrinity you're homeless and unemployed
46:00 <SpanishGuy> I work just off this week
47:00 <SpanishGuy> go fk yourself psTBR
47:00 <psYbR> lolk
47:00 <ashleighXtrinity> I could be unemployed and still earn more than psYbR
48:00 <SpanishGuy> hehehehe
48:00 <psYbR> what can I say, prostitution is good money
49:00 <ashleighXtrinity> You couldnt even get a job as a prostitute
49:00 <SpanishGuy> lol
54:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Brb making toast
55:00 <SpanishGuy> ok
01:00 <ashleighXtrinity> So one of the guys at my work set the toaster on fire trying to use it to heat a taco
01:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Now I cant have toast.
01:00 <SpanishGuy> geese
02:00 <SpanishGuy> thats sucks
10:00 <BlackDevil> oh the bitch is banned
10:00 <BlackDevil> lulz
19:00 <milk> mehya
20:00 <milk> ayhem
20:00 <BlackDevil> you were a no show milk
20:00 <milk> I waited
20:00 <milk> for like 10 mins
21:00 <milk> I had a wallet stuffed with cash and a name tag and everything
24:00 <BlackDevil> maybe next time
26:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.imgur.com/VpkUPmd.jpg
28:00 <milk> rippah
18:00 <Loof> ambulance gets pissed off if it's not something serious so i wont call, but my chest is really hurting
18:00 <British^Meat> good
18:00 <British^Meat> piss orf
18:00 <British^Meat> (lol)
18:00 <British^Meat> lay orf da bongs mayte, usually helps with chest pain
21:00 <Thoth> Nah just have more bongs. She'll be right m8
21:00 <doctor> if youre not getting dizzy its probably nothing but anxiety
21:00 <doctor> or could be cancer
21:00 <doctor> hard to say
22:00 <Serenity> is he turning blue
22:00 <Floss> howdy
23:00 <Thoth> http://officialmancard.com/omc/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Irina-Shayk.jpg
25:00 <Floss> lol Thoth
29:00 <static> hello.
29:00 <Loof> Lan's mother the stupid old hag bitch at the back house wont let Lan drive her own car despite her having a registered car and a licence because she has bipolar
29:00 <Loof> so if i die it's her fault
30:00 <Floss> what sort of car
32:00 <Thoth> Should get the address so we can send Lan's mother some flowers
34:00 <British^Meat> lol @ loof
34:00 <milk> I think Coles is going broke
34:00 <Floss> good im a woolies girl
35:00 <milk> they are doing enforced food substitutions at the checkout
36:00 <Thoth> Doubt it. Their annual profits exceed a billion bucks
36:00 <Serenity> what do you mean enforced food substitutions
37:00 <milk> after I had purchased an onion, a chinese worker in a coles uniform came over took my onion and replaced it with one she'd thrown on the ground a couple of times
37:00 <milk> then the manager threaten to call the police
37:00 <Serenity> that sounds a bit far fetched
38:00 <Thoth> After you had paid for it?
38:00 <milk> Coles Maylands
38:00 <BlackDevil> very far fetch
38:00 <milk> well check the video, because I'm going to air strike a Coles target
39:00 <Thoth> Because if you had paid for it, its theft, so I would've encouraged they called police
39:00 <Thoth> Otherwise the retail laws apply that a retailer may remove an item from sale, or refuse sale, at any time, without reason
40:00 <Floss> milk were u sleeping when this happened?
40:00 <Serenity> i doubt it happened at all
40:00 <milk> 3
40:00 <milk> 2
40:00 <milk> 1
40:00 <milk> .
40:00 <milk> wasnt me
40:00 <Thoth> Regardless, Coles aren't going broke over onions
40:00 <British^Meat> air strike coles? over an onion?
41:00 <British^Meat> is dis guy for reals?
41:00 <Floss> mustve been one helluva onion.
41:00 <fawks> Firstly who purchases one onion. Secondly how is it it theft if he paid for it. Thirdly if he stole something why would she replace it with a dodgy onion and lastly, who gives an actual fuck
41:00 <Serenity> its theft from coles not him
41:00 <Serenity> if he already paid for it
41:00 <Thoth> If he had paid for it, he had ownership, therefore coles had theived his possession from him
41:00 <fawks> Oh I thought you meant him ok
41:00 <milk> just hit a depot
42:00 <Serenity> fourthly it didnt happen
42:00 <milk> want some moar?
42:00 <milk> keep publically slandering me
42:00 <milk> BANG!
42:00 <milk> want to keep going?
42:00 <fawks> why would you purchase oy one onion 
42:00 <fawks> only*
42:00 <milk> BOOM!
42:00 <Thoth> sometimes I make tiny sales at coles... like one onion
42:00 <milk> keep it up
42:00 <Serenity> i purchase one onion sometimes
42:00 <Thoth> its only about 5 min walk away
42:00 <British^Meat> yer me too
42:00 <British^Meat> all the time infact
42:00 <milk> we are now strafing the workers
43:00 <Serenity> yeah same actually
43:00 <Floss> i get embarrassed when i buy a weird combo of thing
43:00 <British^Meat> if i buy a bunch of onions they just go to waste
43:00 <Floss> s*
43:00 <Serenity> all the time
43:00 <British^Meat> so one onion is fine
43:00 <Thoth> the self-checkouts are stupidly quick
43:00 <Serenity> those purple onions last forever
43:00 <fawks> That's the gayest thing I've ever hrard
43:00 <fawks> And heard
43:00 <British^Meat> how many do you buy at a time?
43:00 <Floss> like tampons, dog food, baby oil
43:00 <fawks> a bag, onions last yonks 
43:00 <BlackDevil> hmmm tampons
43:00 <British^Meat> I only cook for 2 peeps, one is quite sufficient
43:00 <BlackDevil> dipped in vodka
44:00 <fawks> Not like an 8kg bag
44:00 <fawks> Lol
44:00 <BlackDevil> and in my vag
44:00 <Thoth> There is little to no incentive to buy in bulk
44:00 <Serenity> i buy bags of brown onions
44:00 <Thoth> The price doesn't really change
44:00 <Serenity> but purple onions i only buy one
44:00 <fawks> A bag with more than one onion
44:00 <British^Meat> i really dont use onions in many meals
44:00 <Floss> im going to vash n carry on the weekend
44:00 <Floss> cash even
44:00 <milk> very brave Thoth, collectively you pose a threat, individually it's suicide to challenge us
45:00 <Thoth> The only incentive is when they have flybuys points offers
45:00 <fawks> milk is broken :(
45:00 <Serenity> i got my cordless phone through flybuys
45:00 <Thoth> Those rewards are a waste of points... they're what, 40,000 points for a $50 phone?
45:00 <Thoth> 2,000 points gets you $10 of "flybuy dollars"
46:00 <Serenity> it was like 6 thousand points
46:00 <fawks> no idea, I throw my statements 
46:00 <Serenity> for a phone
46:00 <Serenity> and i shop there anyway so it doesnt matter
46:00 <fawks> flerber derlers
46:00 <Serenity> might as well get something for money im spending anyway
46:00 <Floss> yeah it takes so many flybuys for something
46:00 <Thoth> fawks: the only thing I buy in bulk is tins of Stagg cause thats ripped cunt food
47:00 <Floss> i wanna get a box of sesame bars
47:00 <Serenity> i got a carlton cap n gurnsey as well
47:00 <Serenity> i think something else
47:00 <Serenity> cant remember
47:00 <Serenity> got a few things
47:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Suicide is Painless (M.A.S.H Theme) (Apr 1, 2009) 2:54 - Category: Music - 2,731,232 - 10,813 likes (97.5%), 273 dislikes (2.5%)
49:00 <fawks> Some chick said 'fuck' on the uni discussion board earlier and some guy was like FUCK! THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT WORD AND REVOLUTIONISING UNI DISCUSSIONS!
50:00 <fawks> ...
50:00 <fawks> calm down you gigantic faggot
50:00 <milk> so, what's fair? how about I kill 250,000 people.... yep, authorized
51:00 <fawks> How about you save 250,000 lives and kill yourself
51:00 <doctor> yeah, some people are real douchebags
51:00 <fawks> Agreed doc
51:00 <milk> too late
51:00 <milk> dropped the bomb
52:00 <Floss> i should go to work
54:00 <Serenity> lol revolutionaising
54:00 <Serenity> some people are so full of themselves
56:00 <milk> hahahahahaa now i heard everything, communists have nuclear weapons!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAaa
56:00 <BlackDevil> Serenity
56:00 <BlackDevil> do you like it when men dont shower?
57:00 <doctor> don't fret my dear sweet milk, it'll all be over soon
57:00 <doctor> you wont expect or feel a thing
58:00 <Serenity> .
59:00 <Thoth> dongs
00:00 <BlackDevil> as in they take baths Serenity
00:00 <BlackDevil> jesus, what were you thinking
00:00 <British^Meat> nobody likes BlackDevil.....
01:00 <BlackDevil> i know
01:00 <Serenity> i wasnt thinking anything... because you're strange
02:00 <BlackDevil> whom isnt
02:00 <British^Meat> lol, he's basically talking to himself
02:00 <milk> doctor enjoy the table
02:00 <BlackDevil> i am British^Meat
02:00 <BlackDevil> i am
02:00 <Shadowgate> milk is funny lol
03:00 <BlackDevil> he is
03:00 <BlackDevil> and probably spoiled
03:00 <milk> you can blame me, but it's not my fault you haven't evolved past beastmaster
04:00 <BlackDevil> hey Mew
04:00 <BlackDevil> how are you
04:00 <BlackDevil> nice
04:00 <Mew> hey dickbag
05:00 <Mew> nunyaaaa
05:00 <BlackDevil> do you have celeberties nudes?
07:00 <milk> poor babies, challenged for the title and had an horrific accident
08:00 <Thoth> Mew: how are the twins?
09:00 <milk> must've gone to a pretty shitty med school if they didn't teach you about the military in relationship
14:00 <Loof> chest pain gone, safe to try a mcmate angus beef for the first time
14:00 <Loof> wont risk a workout though
15:00 <British^Meat> no one cares...
15:00 <BlackDevil> fat ass
16:00 <Serenity> why does he do that =/
17:00 <Doodle> maybe ling wa caught him on the internets
17:00 <British^Meat> i dunno...
17:00 <British^Meat> some dudes like that i dont get
17:00 <British^Meat> Like is he doing it thinking "this'll annoy them"
18:00 <British^Meat> or is he literally logging on, typing two lines and logging off to keep us up to date on his situation?
19:00 <Serenity> nah Doodle's right, he turns mirc off because of his wife
19:00 <Serenity> if she catches him on here she goes psycho
19:00 <Doodle> i heard she gave him a broken watch for his birthday
19:00 <BlackDevil> he wants attention
19:00 <Doodle> she loves him wrong time
19:00 <Doodle> /dad
19:00 <Serenity> oh rob lol...
20:00 <Doodle> ^_^
21:00 <British^Meat> a worthy jest
23:00 <Serenity> someone find me heat pack for me thanks
25:00 <Serenity> oh British^Meat i watched those bad news vids
28:00 <bradd_pitts> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10200264008786080
28:00 <bradd_pitts> saddest fucking thing ever
28:00 <bradd_pitts> some parents need to be shot
29:00 <British^Meat> I do hope that you did enjoy it
29:00 <Serenity> lol i did
29:00 <bradd_pitts> [12:19] <Doodle> i heard she gave him a broken watch for his birthday
29:00 <bradd_pitts> [12:19] <Doodle> she loves him wrong time
29:00 <bradd_pitts> LOL
29:00 <Serenity> i love those guys
29:00 <British^Meat> its one of me faves for sure, 2nd one is funnier, but they are both great
29:00 <Serenity> i accidentally watched them around the wrong way lol
29:00 <BlackDevil> i fapped bradd_pitts
30:00 <bradd_pitts> to what
30:00 <bradd_pitts> the video of a child dying?
30:00 <BlackDevil> that rescue video
30:00 <bradd_pitts> youre a sick fuck
30:00 <Serenity> .
30:00 <Serenity> you truly are a fucked unit
31:00 <BlackDevil> a machine
31:00 <BlackDevil> a bot as some people say
38:00 <Mew> Pour some out for ya dead homie
40:00 <BlackDevil> i do that
40:00 <BlackDevil> i think 3 weeks without a shower is a good idea to take one
47:00 <Thoth> To all the niggers dawg
48:00 <Decompiler> Am I asleep or not, I don't know,
48:00 <Decompiler> My body is rotting and I feel pain
48:00 <Decompiler> Gimmie to heaven or gimmie to hell but don't leave me dead inside this thing,
48:00 <Decompiler> My body wont let me go
48:00 <bradd_pitts> ok
48:00 <BlackDevil> you copy right that?
48:00 <Decompiler> copyleft mate
49:00 <BlackDevil> or plagiarize
50:00 <BlackDevil> ICP?
50:00 <BlackDevil> really
51:00 <BlackDevil> you are pile of shit Decompiler
51:00 <Thoth> ICP are the greatest niggers
51:00 <Decompiler> u so mad
51:00 <doctor> ive becum so num
51:00 <Decompiler> you can lick my nuts from the back
52:00 <Serenity> BlackDevil you're fapping off to videos of babies locked in cars. Not sure you get to decide whos a pile of shit or not tbh.
53:00 <BlackDevil> you know fapping to something doesnt mean fapping
53:00 <BlackDevil> you know
53:00 <Serenity> well it certainly doesnt mean you're picking roses
54:00 <doctor> that baby in car video was an awareness campaign video but i think the people in the comments fail to make that distinction
55:00 <Serenity> yeah doctor
55:00 <Serenity> think they got a bit confused
55:00 <BlackDevil> the internet gets cofused
55:00 <doctor> must be american
55:00 <BlackDevil> like when facebook died
56:00 <BlackDevil> people called the  police
56:00 <doctor> lol
56:00 <Serenity> americans did
57:00 <BlackDevil> yea
57:00 <BlackDevil> it was funny
57:00 <Thoth> As someone who deals with such things
57:00 <Thoth> Yea it is pretty funny
57:00 <doctor> thats what happens when you treat idiots like children
59:00 <Thoth> http://image.toutlecine.com/photos/c/a/p/capitaine-orgazmo-1997-08-g.jpg
59:00 <Thoth> CAWK ROCKET
59:00 <Shadowgate> Thoth is posting funny pics
00:00 <BlackDevil> CB = cock block
00:00 <Skirmish> When will simba get his full @?  We should have a party for him. 
00:00 <BlackDevil> when will i get mine?
00:00 <Skirmish> With little triangle sammiches with the crust cut off.
00:00 <Skirmish> Nobody likes you BlackDevil. 
00:00 <Thoth> CB = Choda Boy :/
00:00 <Serenity> its probably time they got their full @'s
00:00 <Serenity> i cant remember tbh
01:00 <Thoth> Should make him do a paper based test first
01:00 <Thoth> Multiple choice
01:00 <Skirmish> It brings a tear to my eye to see simba get @.  I've watching him grow, fight off the urge to be like beagle, and rise above it all. 
01:00 <Serenity> lol
01:00 <Serenity> hes like our little child
01:00 <Serenity> thats growing up
01:00 <Serenity> :')
02:00 <Skirmish> Now I have real tears in my eye because I don't remember the joy of making him. 
02:00 <Thoth> Can I get +v? It'll really make my day, which will lead to a phenomenal life
02:00 <BlackDevil> `voice BlackDevil
02:00 <Serenity> im gonna go with no
03:00 <Mew> I've got a +v
03:00 <Thoth> Well I hope you are satisified that the failures in my life are all your fault
03:00 <Mew> In my panties
03:00 <BlackDevil> `voice Mew
03:00 <Thoth> I must cry and so forth
03:00 <Serenity> http://www.kidspot.com.au/best-recipes/After-school-snacks+86/Nutella-crumble-slice-recipe+3704.htm
03:00 <Serenity> yum
03:00 <Mew> Lmao
03:00 <Skirmish> You were heading towards being accepted Thoth ... and then the fat talk happened. You ruined it for yourself. 
03:00 <Thoth> Waaaahhh and what have you
04:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: are you saying your fat or a nigger? I don't understand welfare recipients
04:00 <Skirmish> You should find it easy to understand me then considering I am not on any kind of welfare.
04:00 <BlackDevil> n word is harsh
05:00 <Thoth> w is a bad word too
05:00 <Thoth> the c word is worse tho
05:00 <Thoth> centrelink
05:00 <Mew> white cunt?
05:00 <Mew> Oh
05:00 <Skirmish> Without centrelink there are some here that wouldn't be able to afford the internet.  
06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Beenleigh Reports of a loud disturbance 2 Males fighting accusing each other of being pedofiles ones armed with a letterbox!! <---------------- from a crime watch page on facebook go hard beenliegh lol
07:00 <Thoth> Mew: you left out the important prefix, "vanilla faced"
08:00 <BlackDevil> `voice Snoopys_Gunship
08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> tyu BlackDevil
09:00 <Serenity> tribbing
09:00 <Serenity> how glorious
10:00 <Decompiler> :)
10:00 <Skirmish> Looking at the discussion board thinking "What the fuck are these cunts on about??!?!"  Read my unit outline for week one and now am going "Oh, that's what they were talking about.".
11:00 <Decompiler> rtfm
11:00 <British^Meat> wtfatcoa?
11:00 <Thoth> fat? FAT? HOW DARE YOU FAT PRICK
11:00 <Serenity> lol Skirmish
12:00 <Serenity> is this one much better than the last?
12:00 <Serenity> the material etc
13:00 <Skirmish> Yeah a lot more material that's not "Read the next 140 pages". We have already done a live collaborate too which is good.
14:00 <Serenity> awesome
14:00 <Serenity> i knew that other one sounded dodgey
14:00 <Serenity> not well set up at all
15:00 <Skirmish> I think that is the problem. It's no where close to being as comprehensive as it should be.  When compared to the OUA componement it just made the unit I was doing look even worse. 
15:00 <Serenity> id be curious to see what the grade rates between that set up and mine is
15:00 <Serenity> if the other one is a lower average
16:00 <Thoth> Serenity: I won the tribbing match, my +v is the only one remaining
16:00 <Serenity> you go girlfriend
19:00 <Skirmish> Things to call a fat chick depending on what colour she wears.  White - Frozen turkey. Purple = Grimace. Red = The OH YEAH koolaid guy off family guy. 
19:00 <Lumeah> Black? 
20:00 <Skirmish> Black = Lumeah.
20:00 <Skirmish> You've got the afro ... so you must be black.
20:00 <Lumeah> Black asz mate
21:00 <Skirmish> Have you ever suffered a huge smack to the head in the past Lumeah?
22:00 <Lumeah> Your wifey /partner do to u ahy? 
22:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4nWy8pmIM4 lunch time hit
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Barracuda- Heart (Sep 20, 2008) 4:25 - Category: Music - 5,001,211 - likes (98.2%), dislikes (1.8%) dislikes (1.8%)
22:00 <Lumeah> Poor fella. 
22:00 <Skirmish> What? 
22:00 <Serenity> that would be a yes Skirmish lol
23:00 <Skirmish> I just wanted to know if you were naturally stupid or you could perhaps blame someone giving you brain damage with a shovel or something.  
23:00 <British^Meat> well that escalated quickly
24:00 <Skirmish> Not sure how we got onto the random tangent of my "wifey/partner".
24:00 <BlackDevil> `voice Serenity
24:00 <Thoth> Mumma would be proud
26:00 <Skirmish> There is a draught passed my toes and they are going numb. 
34:00 <Floss> yeah boi i got a new tractor
36:00 <Skirmish> You drive tractors don't you Lumeah?
41:00 <Thoth> Not sure if I should get a Turk taco or a Wog Sandwich
42:00 <Thoth> May the high council of #melbourne please vote on this pressing matter
42:00 <Floss> sims 4 comes out today :D
44:00 <british^Meat> u see that again Serenity?
44:00 <british^Meat> get d/c close to, if not on a number ending in 3
44:00 <british^Meat> anyways, cars being fixed, something about some coils or somink
51:00 <Floss> quiet
52:00 <Shadowgate> Floss is adorable aww
54:00 <Floss> :/
54:00 <BlackDevil> floss goes in my teeth
56:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/p180x540/10616153_1035891549773631_2328531800922997212_n.jpg?oh=b5704be2f692f72037a89945798c892e&oe=545FE655
57:00 <british^Meat> :)
57:00 <BlackDevil> lol
57:00 <BlackDevil> how much did that cost
59:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea but I'd get one just because
03:00 <BlackDevil> `voice Bastardly_One
03:00 <BlackDevil> so im watching this new show
03:00 <BlackDevil> called
04:00 <BlackDevil> Breaking Bad
04:00 <BlackDevil> looks good
05:00 <Thoth> http://www.coolthings.com.au/macgyver-multitool.html
05:00 <Thoth> $1.95 + shipping
09:00 <Bastardly_One> at coolthings?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> nice
09:00 <psYbR> when she says she's not 18: http://i.imgur.com/rlPLtB9.gif
09:00 <slinky_J> fat girl blows black guy full vid
10:00 <Bastardly_One> they have some of the best remote control things ever
10:00 <Bastardly_One> at coolthings
10:00 <Thoth> "These multi-tools are hand made in a secret Tasmanian lab using nothing but an inkjet printer, paper card, paper-clip and sticky tape. Not official merchandise, heaps of fun though."
11:00 <Thoth> doesn't sound very cool
11:00 <Bastardly_One> not like the one I showed you that's for sure 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, time to harrass the world
20:00 <Decompiler> cocks
21:00 <british^Meat> ikr
21:00 <british^Meat> they're pretty awesome
21:00 <slinky_J> nobody can suck 40 cocks.
28:00 <Thoth> I'm pretty sure B1 has tried
34:00 <slinky_J> for money it's legit
36:00 <Doodle> who wants to wash my car
37:00 <slinky_J> me
37:00 <british^Meat> my car is sick
37:00 <Doodle> awes
37:00 <british^Meat> not good sick, but not raelly going sick
37:00 <slinky_J> i had sex surgery i am hot woman now
37:00 <Doodle> whats wrong with it
37:00 <british^Meat> i dunno
37:00 <british^Meat> the guy told me :)
38:00 <Doodle> lol
38:00 <british^Meat> its not running on all cylinders
38:00 <british^Meat> and he said something about coils and $200
38:00 <Doodle> oh right
38:00 <Doodle> misfire
38:00 <Doodle> yeh
38:00 <british^Meat> and sparkplugs
38:00 <british^Meat> it sounded/ran horrible
38:00 <Doodle> so stick new coils and plugs on it
38:00 <british^Meat> fingers crossed it was miner
38:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe6050S7odQ
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ALS Liquid Nitrogen Ice Bucket Challenge (Ft. Muhammad Qureshi) (Sep 2, 2014) 2:45 - Category: Comedy - 26,892 - 66 likes (89.2%), 8 dislikes (10.8%)
38:00 <british^Meat> Thought it maight have been dirty fuel injectors
38:00 <british^Meat> but glad its a relatively miner problem
39:00 <Doodle> yeh
39:00 <british^Meat> i was getting really worried when a mate said its a head problem...
40:00 <british^Meat> but i think he was fucking with me
40:00 <Doodle> what sort of car is it
41:00 <british^Meat> Baleno :P
41:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Is it manual
41:00 <british^Meat> jah
41:00 <Doodle> beast
41:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Save for a clutch lol
41:00 <Floss> teehee
42:00 <Doodle> i need to readjust my clutch pedal
42:00 <Doodle> effort
42:00 <Floss> ill have heating tomorrow :D
42:00 <british^Meat> well fingers crossed i wont ever have to spend much more on it
43:00 <british^Meat> till i get like, a decent car
43:00 <british^Meat> decenter
43:00 <Doodle> like a swift
43:00 <british^Meat> I like this one, its small and shit
43:00 <british^Meat> not shit, but u know
43:00 <Doodle> yeah i prefer small cars
43:00 <Doodle> my last car was gigantic, i couldnt get used to driving it
44:00 <british^Meat> Looking for a pic without my rego in it, i posted one with my rego once and some dude looked up my deets
44:00 <Floss> i like knowing i can fit a fair amount in the back of the rento
44:00 <british^Meat> it was a bit weird
44:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Hi Mew
44:00 <Floss> but i love small cars too
45:00 <british^Meat> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t31.0-8/q85/p640x640/10293847_10152754393908032_4950463035226630562_o.jpg
45:00 <Doodle> british^Meat it was prolly pollock he does that to me too
45:00 <Doodle> the road warrior
45:00 <british^Meat> lol nah...
45:00 <british^Meat> it was thestig :)
46:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t31.0-8/1961008_10202129284167219_304555214_o.jpg
46:00 <Doodle> filthy whore
46:00 <british^Meat> yer i like your car :)
46:00 <british^Meat> looks cool
46:00 <british^Meat> sleek...
46:00 <Doodle> good for picking up screws
46:00 <Doodle> in the tyres i mean
46:00 <Doodle> obv
48:00 <Floss> they look a lot like an audi something
48:00 <Floss> the one on about a boy
48:00 <Doodle> ...
48:00 <Doodle> tt?
48:00 <Floss> maybe
49:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/10452933_10203003391259350_7860428218728867617_o.jpg
49:00 <Doodle> pussy magnet
49:00 <Floss> lol
49:00 <british^Meat> https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p600x600/10177876_10152738448668032_6494434266920439049_n.jpg?oh=ce967a64e0e2e35f7f3a4eb6cfa6e3a7&oe=5473E114
49:00 <british^Meat> same :P
50:00 <Doodle> haha
50:00 <british^Meat> pussy junk in my trunk
51:00 <british^Meat> i miss it :(
52:00 <british^Meat> hopefully it'll be done by this arvo
53:00 <british^Meat> https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10422192_10153131418773032_2374444668748398198_n.jpg?oh=913c85d8af75bee2cb138e201cf9a0b4&oe=54622DEC
53:00 <british^Meat> looks sorta funky, but i'll defo need a bigger one one day
53:00 <british^Meat> i can barely fit my bike it in
53:00 <british^Meat> need one of those bike boot things
54:00 <Doodle> cleans up alright
56:00 <Thoth> Why does every fucking place do woodfired pizza these days at over $20 per pizza?
56:00 <Thoth> Or braised vension with mash?
56:00 <Thoth> They need to go to university to learn about diversity
58:00 <Floss> is there a cheap place for a feed in perth that isnt fast food
58:00 <Thoth> Salvation Army
58:00 <Floss> lol
01:00 <Thoth> You get to wait a whole day for your meal
04:00 <british^Meat> Mash
04:00 <british^Meat> Mmmmmmmmmm
05:00 <Thoth> http://users.tpg.com.au/users/eirvine/warragamba/story.htm
06:00 <slinky_J> your legs are long and toned
06:00 <slinky_J> you must be walking home
06:00 <slinky_J> i love the way your lips move when you're talkin on your phone
08:00 <Floss> mmk
09:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMBm_jW-Z0s
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cage I Never Knew You (May 29, 2009) 4:29 - Category: Music - 42,739 - likes (96.1%), 13 dislikes (3.9%)
09:00 <slinky_J> mad song
09:00 <slinky_J> tho i love his horrorcore more
22:00 <Loof> might make a shitload of tea
24:00 <slinky_J> oh fkn fb spam
33:00 <slinky_J> wt teh fuck
33:00 <Skirmish> Stop typing slinky_J.  Log off.  Go outside. 
34:00 <Floss> omg Loof make me some tea
34:00 <Floss> with a sugar and milk
34:00 <Floss> that would go down so fkn nice
37:00 <Sponge> anyone have aubrey plaza nudes?
37:00 <Sponge> thanks in advance
38:00 <British^Meat> who what?
38:00 <British^Meat> i googled, meh
39:00 <Sponge> she's very beautiful
39:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmm
39:00 <British^Meat> cute maybe
40:00 <Skirmish> Aubrey Plaza plays wow. 
40:00 <Sponge> yep
40:00 <Skirmish> I'd do her. 
40:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0S-uT39y6w
40:00 <British^Meat> ooer
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: World of Warcraft: TV Commercial - Aubrey Plaza, Birthday Gift (Jan 18, 2012) 0:37 - Category: Gaming - 258,649 - likes (94.3%), 69 dislikes (5.7%)
40:00 <Sponge> i think she has autism
40:00 <Sponge> but still nice enough
40:00 <Sponge> and funny
41:00 <British^Meat> auspastic
41:00 <slinky_J> fk man
42:00 <Serenity> .
42:00 <slinky_J> sezz
42:00 <slinky_J> check this gurl out lol
42:00 <slinky_J> and um anyway
42:00 <slinky_J> tell me if that's blue hair
43:00 <Serenity> blue/green
43:00 <slinky_J> ahh
43:00 <slinky_J> i was wonderin
43:00 <slinky_J> i didnt ask her cause y the fuck would a str8 guy be all hey so what colour is that
44:00 <slinky_J> all i said irl was love ur hair baby girl
44:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
46:00 <Serenity> lol
46:00 <slinky_J> lolz
46:00 <slinky_J> oh shit
46:00 <slinky_J> that reminds me, like she's been my new best female friend
46:00 <slinky_J> and ashlee is back
46:00 <slinky_J> n i forgot ash called twice yesterday when i was watchin movies n cbf picking up the fone 
47:00 <slinky_J> i wish ash was lesbian :/
49:00 <slinky_J> hey trent babes
49:00 <slinky_J> wana go in pm and bi with me babes?
59:00 <Thoth> labia
09:00 <slinky_J> :(
09:00 <slinky_J> didnt pm me for bis ex
09:00 <slinky_J> sex*
13:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J: You actually called a woman "baby girl" in real life? 
14:00 <Skirmish> You sir, are a flaming homo. 
16:00 <British^Meat> hue
18:00 <Skirmish> Trent from Punchbowl?
18:00 <MusiciaN> whats wrong with baby girl
19:00 <British^Meat> im sure its alright, if you're in a serious relationship
19:00 <MusiciaN> or a rapist at a bar
19:00 <simba> hahaha yeah i think asking the color of a girls hair is less gay then calling her baby girl
20:00 <British^Meat> he droppin randoms pics of young looking girls again...
20:00 <MusiciaN> pretty creepy though
20:00 <British^Meat> kinda weird
21:00 <MusiciaN> what the colour of your hair... can you send me some in the mail? *breathes heavily*
21:00 <slinky_J> i called a woman baby girl irl?
21:00 <slinky_J> no wai!
22:00 <MusiciaN> it was a question actually
22:00 <slinky_J> what's wrong with baby girl?
23:00 <MusiciaN> i already asked that
23:00 <slinky_J> ok
23:00 <MusiciaN> good attention span there lol
23:00 <slinky_J> shes like a fkn lesbian as if baby girl is gonna offend her?
23:00 <slinky_J> watching a movie man
24:00 <slinky_J> infact fk it The Croods :/
24:00 <slinky_J> MusiciaN what do you take from this, it's from Paradise Lost
24:00 <simba> ༼ ºل͟º ༽
26:00 <simba> i forgot how much he holds up the chat
27:00 <simba> its awkward
27:00 <British^Meat> MusiciaN, dont
27:00 <British^Meat> just trust me
27:00 <British^Meat> dont
28:00 <British^Meat> first it'll be the pm's, then the constant "WATCH THIS" youtube links, followed by "cant wait to hang out" hints
32:00 <MusiciaN> parasites lost is one of my favourite futurama episodes :D
32:00 <simba> is that with the 100 year old sandwich?
32:00 <simba> i always seem to randomly play that one
33:00 <slinky_J> fk man, i forgot how fkn gay simba has turned out to be
34:00 <mrdanger> lol
34:00 <slinky_J> let's talk bout zelda with b1
34:00 <British^Meat> he cant be gay, he has a Gf, where is yours?
34:00 <simba> no need to lash out because youre a power chatter
34:00 <slinky_J> and b1 not knowing that his name is Link not zelda.
34:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <British^Meat> he's techinically less gay than u
34:00 <slinky_J> I am a power adaptor
35:00 <simba> yea the convo with b1 about zelda was funny
35:00 <slinky_J> power raptor
35:00 <slinky_J> ino right!
35:00 <ghettowreath> when i think power adapter, i think slinky_j
35:00 <slinky_J> i had to watch first
35:00 <slinky_J> and was waiting for you to correct him
35:00 <simba> 2 many things 2 correct
35:00 <slinky_J> and you do in a nice way, and he's all omg like ino oh no way i had it wrong!
35:00 <slinky_J> lolz
35:00 <ghettowreath> powdered tatter
35:00 <slinky_J> and all i did was go link
35:00 <slinky_J> clue on nigga!
35:00 <slinky_J> that was the best chat that week haha
36:00 <slinky_J> that's like me tryina talk about how much of a genius Jack White is when I don't know fuck about him
37:00 <simba> u cant buy zelda monopoly without even knowing what ocarina of time is
38:00 <slinky_J> LOL
38:00 <slinky_J> OCEAN OF TIME
38:00 <slinky_J> made me think of sega
38:00 <slinky_J> and a certain dolphin
39:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
39:00 <MusiciaN> [16:04:52] <slinky_J> I am a power adaptor <- one of the gayest statements i've ever heard
39:00 <slinky_J> power raptor!
39:00 <MusiciaN> i expected the next sentence to be, now bend over
39:00 <slinky_J> well i was ripping off eminem
40:00 <MusiciaN> lol
40:00 <slinky_J> lol
40:00 <slinky_J> "I'm not a rapper, I'm an adaptor"
40:00 <slinky_J> oh you hear Suge Knight got shot six times?
40:00 <simba> ocean ofcum
41:00 <MusiciaN> who is suge knight
41:00 <slinky_J> saw that shit on TMZ live, that fucken moguel has built a rep on being a real gangster right simba
41:00 <slinky_J> Suge Knight signed tupac
41:00 <slinky_J> he's a gangsta cunt
41:00 <Serenity> whats this about b1
41:00 <Serenity> and zelfa
41:00 <Serenity> er zelda
41:00 <slinky_J> oh b1 doesnt know shit about zelda
41:00 <slinky_J> and tried to have a convo with simba, whom does know about zelda
41:00 <slinky_J> it was last week and funny
42:00 <slinky_J> he thinks link's name is zelda of oceans of time
42:00 <MusiciaN> zelda is like.. an ancient jap console game isn't it?
42:00 <simba> well the first one technically is
42:00 <Serenity> zelda is on Nintendo
42:00 <slinky_J> dont all japs look ancient?
42:00 <slinky_J> O_o
42:00 <Serenity> and they have new ones 
42:00 <Serenity> and I wish I saw that convo
42:00 <slinky_J> i liked the original shit
43:00 <slinky_J> but it's like FF for me
43:00 <Serenity> it would have been hilair
43:00 <slinky_J> i forget shit expect the one i liked
43:00 <slinky_J> and i liked FF 6
43:00 <slinky_J> and zelda i only played the first one..
43:00 <Serenity> ive told that old donkey like 5 times his name is link
43:00 <slinky_J> man
43:00 <Serenity> and zelda is the princess
43:00 <slinky_J> back in the ds era
43:00 <slinky_J> b4 3ds
44:00 <slinky_J> b4 u couldnt use gba carts
44:00 <MusiciaN> i used to watch an ex-room mate play FF on ps2. so dull.
44:00 <Serenity> my first zelda game was on tge orig game boy
44:00 <slinky_J> i had this jap one
44:00 <slinky_J> for ds
44:00 <slinky_J> got it off my brother, was so sick, dont remember the name
44:00 <slinky_J> but it was above vie
44:00 <British^Meat> i had that Serenity, A Link to The Past
44:00 <slinky_J> biew
44:00 <Thoth> Big bada boom
44:00 <slinky_J> eh
44:00 <Serenity> yeah brit
44:00 <slinky_J> and you could lay down traps for the enemy
44:00 <slinky_J> simba
45:00 <slinky_J> do uno the game im talkin about?
45:00 <slinky_J> on ds
45:00 <slinky_J> it was a remake i think
45:00 <slinky_J> could lay certain traps n bombs n shit
45:00 <Serenity> one of the dungeons you had to use the right keys in the right doors cause if you wasted one on a shit door your level was fucked
45:00 <slinky_J> and stealth get around
45:00 <Serenity> only zelda ive played where that happened
45:00 <slinky_J> is 3ds still a big thing?
45:00 <Serenity> no idra
45:00 <slinky_J> i might buy one next month if it is
45:00 <Serenity> idea
45:00 <slinky_J> same
46:00 <slinky_J> ds was so big when i got the first one, then got two slim ones
46:00 <MusiciaN> first time i heard of zelda, my friend also had mk3 on master system. so no surprise never saw zelda being played.
46:00 <slinky_J> had two gbas had an original gba then a flip fold gba
46:00 <Serenity> and the witch in the forrest would make dust from your mushrooms
46:00 <Doodle> sounds hot
46:00 <slinky_J> sezz lol this is why i just like having a console and a controller
46:00 <slinky_J> i bought heaps of games for ds
47:00 <Serenity> I don't play games at all anymore
47:00 <slinky_J> my fav was this one with poker n shit on it
47:00 <slinky_J> had suduko n shit
47:00 <slinky_J> some asian crap
47:00 <MusiciaN> like all phones do now?
47:00 <slinky_J> haha yer MusiciaN
47:00 <Loof> i'm going to upgrade my old samsung tablet to a nexus 7
47:00 <slinky_J> fuck
47:00 <Loof> everybody needs a nexus
47:00 <slinky_J> it's weird being a 90s kid
47:00 <slinky_J> i mean
48:00 <slinky_J> 80s kid
48:00 <slinky_J> growing up with NES then SNES n mastersystem 1 2
48:00 <MusiciaN> well were you a kid in the 90's
48:00 <slinky_J> and u see SCREAm
48:00 <slinky_J> and he has a mobile
48:00 <slinky_J> and u got one too
48:00 <slinky_J> but they r shit
48:00 <slinky_J> and now everything is mobile
48:00 <MusiciaN> if you were a baby in the 80's then you were a 90's kid
48:00 <slinky_J> even laptops
48:00 <Serenity> I was a 90s kid
48:00 <MusiciaN> i think that stands to reason
49:00 <slinky_J> yeah but Serenity
49:00 <Serenity> it was great
49:00 <slinky_J> you still loved scream <3
49:00 <slinky_J> so ur a honorary 80s kid
49:00 <slinky_J> lolz
49:00 <Loof> i was a teen for most of the 90s
49:00 <slinky_J> <3
49:00 <MusiciaN> i loved the 90's, everything was so bland
49:00 <slinky_J> same loof
49:00 <slinky_J> bland!
49:00 <Serenity> I think it refers to the year you were a kid not the decade you were born dude
49:00 <Loof> cmon happy pants man
49:00 <slinky_J> and the fashion was poop but nobody cared
49:00 <slinky_J> watch 90210 for a reminder loL!
50:00 <Loof> cross colors
50:00 <Loof> it was very colorful
50:00 <MusiciaN> pastel colours everywhere
50:00 <Serenity> I was born in 86 but im a 90s kid
50:00 <slinky_J> ice cube wasnt such a faggot
50:00 <slinky_J> Lethal Injection was a good album
50:00 <Serenity> if you were born in like 76 youd be an 80s kid
50:00 <simba> 90z KidZ
50:00 <slinky_J> 4 yrs after me and ur a chick sezz
50:00 <slinky_J> so your maturity level
50:00 <Pyro-> She can unfriend me; She can unfollow me; But she can't unlick my butthole.
50:00 <slinky_J> was still greater than mine
50:00 <slinky_J> lol
50:00 <Serenity> lop.pyro..
51:00 <Serenity> lol*
51:00 <slinky_J> I JUST WANTED TO BE PETER PAN NEGRO
51:00 <Doodle> haha
51:00 <Loof> people who were just kids in the 90s don't know shit about the 90s
51:00 <Loof> imo
51:00 <slinky_J> these days I just want to be simba.
51:00 <MusiciaN> winney the poo was on tv
51:00 <MusiciaN> he was awesome
51:00 <MusiciaN> what else do you need to know
52:00 <Loof> grunge for one
52:00 <Loof> seattle music
52:00 <Loof> docs
52:00 <Loof> ripped jeans
52:00 <Loof> flano shirts
52:00 <Loof> or if it was hip hop
52:00 <slinky_J> hmm this has me thinking
52:00 <Loof> flatops
52:00 <slinky_J> Loof said grunge
52:00 <slinky_J> i think of nineties i think Bush
52:00 <simba> so fashion that was attributed to music genres
52:00 <slinky_J> prodigy etc.
52:00 <Loof> they go together
52:00 <slinky_J> heaps of good shit and tekno
52:00 <slinky_J> 1992-3 ultra-sonic
53:00 <Loof> people copy the way the musician dresses
53:00 <slinky_J> not tryin to pull a b1 thing but yea
53:00 <MusiciaN> parachute pants made a come back in the 90's
53:00 <Loof> mc hammer
53:00 <slinky_J> way we dressed late nineties
53:00 <slinky_J> lol ma hammer
53:00 <Loof> hammertime!
53:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaaha
53:00 <fawks> I'd rather die before pulling anything of b1s
53:00 <slinky_J> fkn HOME ALONE
53:00 <slinky_J> the movies we saw
53:00 <Skirmish> lol
53:00 <MusiciaN> when everybody would go around writing "hammer time" on all the stop signs
53:00 <MusiciaN> those were the days
53:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish, the first time we was like "Whut, yea i want that chick unf!"
54:00 <fawks> ye vandalism fuk ye
54:00 <slinky_J> yea knockin around with cunts
54:00 <slinky_J> early hours, upto shit
55:00 <slinky_J> fawks ur right, those times in a stolen car cricketbatting mail boxes
55:00 <slinky_J> The Lost Boys
58:00 <slinky_J> what's wrong with vandalism when you're a naive child?
58:00 <slinky_J> >:) "I didn't know it was wrong?!"
59:00 <Mew> The conversation-killer award goes to PandasDontDrive whose final comment caused 5 conversations to end suddenly.
59:00 <Mew> Following sample line ended a 6-minute conversation and was followed by 10 minutes of silence:
59:00 <Mew>  	14.12.2013 5:51am <PandasDontDrive> wb Laughs with Hyenas
00:00 <British^Meat> :)
00:00 <Loof> could he get any lamer?
02:00 <slinky_J> Suck My Dick Mew
02:00 <slinky_J> now go drop a few and feel better about yourself
02:00 <slinky_J> stop projecting your insecurities on me I got enough of my own, to own an Island of them.
02:00 <Loof> the beef mcmate is so fucking nice
03:00 <slinky_J> peace bitch.
03:00 <Loof> i want another 2
03:00 <Loof> it even beats a whopper
03:00 <slinky_J> Mew, you still cut that on my laptop you talked to ash and wanted her to add you up but she didnt reply and I had to say she doesnt like you?
04:00 <slinky_J> when u rly rly rly wanted to be mates wif her yo!!! :( :(
04:00 <Loof> i gotta add the nutritional info for one to my diet journal, it's probably blown my allowable daily fat but it was worth it
04:00 <Mew> lol
05:00 <Mew> here come the PMs 
06:00 <slinky_J> NAW
06:00 <slinky_J> there came the real words.
07:00 <slinky_J> Got this antidote if you want?
07:00 <slinky_J> makes feeling shit so much easier
08:00 <slinky_J> Mew, being real. I give ppl shit on irc but i dont do it because i hate/dislike them, i just do it because i can
08:00 <Mew> ahh I see
09:00 <slinky_J> i aint gonna go on in here about ur bs man so yer the pm will come, hollup
09:00 <slinky_J> ;) love you babes, i wish i had such a fat bitch, i betcha
09:00 <British^Meat> slinky_J you TOLD mew to add Ashley
09:00 <British^Meat> U really dont get it, like wtf?
10:00 <Mew> he gets confused with all the stories
10:00 <British^Meat> he said u should add her, and youd get on and be good mates
10:00 <British^Meat> Am i wrong@!?
11:00 <slinky_J> naw
11:00 <slinky_J> i dont get confused with somebody going behind my back to terry
11:00 <Mew> I politely declined and then he changed his nick to Ashlee and started typing as her lmao
11:00 <slinky_J> and him having to come on here and confront me about it
11:00 <slinky_J> and then mew
11:00 <Mew> It was hilarious
12:00 <slinky_J> when you admit to talking shit behind my back irl
12:00 <slinky_J> and starting shit irl
12:00 <slinky_J> what kinda person are you?
12:00 <Mew> pls calm ur farm animals asap
12:00 <British^Meat> u talking to me or her?
12:00 <slinky_J> do you get kicks outta stressin ppl?
12:00 <Mew> u ruin #melbourne
12:00 <slinky_J> naw
12:00 <slinky_J> you and British^Meat
12:00 <slinky_J> ur adelaide channel fell
12:00 <slinky_J> so you came in here and mostly all you two do is troll people
13:00 <Pyro-> no-one can really ruin waht's already fucked..
13:00 <British^Meat> im chattin in there now
13:00 <British^Meat> We're talkling about beetroot :)|
13:00 <slinky_J> yer and there are fuck all ppl in there
13:00 <Mew> good point Pyro- lol
13:00 <Mew> still
13:00 <slinky_J> few of us left
13:00 <slinky_J> because adelsa was so shit
13:00 <British^Meat> it wasnt even mine then
13:00 <slinky_J> and mew had to come here
13:00 <British^Meat> I D G I
13:00 <slinky_J> i dont think that you understand what im saying British^Meat
13:00 <slinky_J> idc if ur in here
14:00 <British^Meat> and i love how u give me shit about an irc chan, great work :)
14:00 <Mew> da strawz, he iz klutchin atom
14:00 <slinky_J> or mew
14:00 <slinky_J> just
14:00 <British^Meat> yer, im done :P
14:00 <slinky_J> be a man bro
14:00 <slinky_J> and leave it in ps3
14:00 <Mew> I stress him out lol
14:00 <slinky_J> no
14:00 <British^Meat> lol
14:00 <slinky_J> i meant
14:00 <slinky_J> u stressed out terry
14:00 <Mew> That actually makes me a bit proud
14:00 <British^Meat> now he trying to get me back in #ps3
14:00 <slinky_J> so he came on here
14:00 <British^Meat> when he begged me to leave
14:00 <slinky_J> and we had to have a big chat
14:00 <Mew> Proooud
14:00 <slinky_J> so mew stop pretending
14:00 <Mew> #1 son
14:00 <slinky_J> you know what you did.
14:00 <slinky_J> and you admitted to it.
15:00 <British^Meat> Mew u should come back to #adelaidesa, its pretty good
15:00 <slinky_J> you're a fat, downsyndrome looking loser dude
15:00 <slinky_J> and you went out of your way IRL
15:00 <slinky_J> to get someone angry at me
15:00 <MusiciaN> adelaidesa has been around since before the dawn of time
15:00 <slinky_J> and it didnt work
15:00 <slinky_J> u fucking loser.
15:00 <slinky_J> me n tez are still cool.
15:00 <slinky_J> id never dog him.
15:00 <slinky_J> loser.
15:00 <British^Meat> [16:45] <slinky_J> id never dog him.
16:00 <British^Meat> put that one on the quote book
16:00 <MusiciaN> who are you talking about slinky_J
19:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Show Me Your Genitals (May 31, 2008) - Category: Comedy - 66,624,096 - 380,622 likes (93.4%), 27,043 dislikes (6.6%)
19:00 <Thoth> I wish there were a karaoke version of that
19:00 <Mew> I see wot u did there
22:00 <Mew> G-star 
22:00 <Mew> Remdogga
23:00 <Decompiler> cockfaces
24:00 <slinky_J> g-star shit is tops
24:00 <slinky_J> good clothing
25:00 <slinky_J> how much did your best pair of shoes cost Mew?
25:00 <slinky_J> fyi go to Realstore in town mention me
25:00 <Mew> $4750.95
25:00 <slinky_J> prob get a discount, i got a discount first time
25:00 <slinky_J> always do
26:00 <Mew> They're made of diamonds
26:00 <slinky_J> naw man
26:00 <slinky_J> good shoes there start from like 100 bucks
26:00 <slinky_J> that's a brilliant price
26:00 <slinky_J> ever go Dangerfield they got some rad shit
26:00 <Mew> Do you mention yourself at realstore?
26:00 <slinky_J> nope
26:00 <slinky_J> im there in person..
26:00 <Mew> Ohhhhh
26:00 <Mew> Ol
26:00 <slinky_J> manager knows my brother
27:00 <Mew> Ok*
27:00 <slinky_J> owner too
27:00 <slinky_J> they know me now so yea
27:00 <slinky_J> i want some shit put it together, discount
27:00 <slinky_J> i was just askin man
27:00 <Mew> yea yea im wit u now uno huhu
27:00 <slinky_J> cause, livin on ki u prob dont have a chance to buy clothes to dress up
27:00 <slinky_J> ye ye man wit it right
28:00 <slinky_J> what's dressin up for you? wakin up in Juicy pants?
28:00 <Mew> yea man they don't have clothes here tru dat uno
28:00 <slinky_J> with Juicy print on your ass
28:00 <slinky_J> they dont
28:00 <MusiciaN> how can you spend over a thousand dollars on shoes
28:00 <Mew> naked island they call it
28:00 <slinky_J> they dont have any good clothing stores on K.I. i know that
28:00 <Mew> oh yea I forgot u have property here dude cool man yea
29:00 <slinky_J> it's a pity ki isnt the same as the 80's n 90's
29:00 <slinky_J> yer
29:00 <TheRon> watch this beer disappear
29:00 <slinky_J> mums n mine
29:00 <slinky_J> mostly hers
29:00 <slinky_J> Kingsfrank
29:00 <Mew> how much is urs?
29:00 <slinky_J> haha frank
29:00 <British^Meat> how many cars and or videogame consoles do u have at hers/yours property on ki?
29:00 <slinky_J> its just a shit place
29:00 <Mew> that's where he stockpiles them
30:00 <slinky_J> rented out by the bay
30:00 <Mew> so how much is urs slink?
30:00 <slinky_J> British^Meat, i had 2 one went to my son
30:00 <slinky_J> dont rag on my kid
30:00 <Mew> lmai
30:00 <British^Meat> lol
30:00 <slinky_J> :)
30:00 <slinky_J> see
30:00 <Mew> Laughing My Arse In
31:00 <slinky_J> that's why i dont mind talking about how Mews little shit, missed out on classical music in the womb
31:00 <slinky_J> and now
31:00 <slinky_J> hides trains in toilets.
31:00 <Mew> hahaha staaaho
31:00 <slinky_J> when i was ur kids age, I wasnt walking around burning my hand and putting a toy train in the toilet
31:00 <Mew> Stahl*
31:00 <MusiciaN> did that make sense to anybody lese
31:00 <slinky_J> i wasnt a fucking retard
31:00 <MusiciaN> else
31:00 <slinky_J> mew
31:00 <TheRon> not a full retard anyway
31:00 <slinky_J> all the drugs u and ben and espesh he did and all that u drank thru ur pregnancy
32:00 <slinky_J> has had an effect on ur child.
32:00 <MusiciaN> everybody has the IQ of a retard when they're a kid
32:00 <slinky_J> u dont think u can talk shit about me irl and i dont know about you?
32:00 <TheRon> breasts fez!
32:00 <slinky_J> ino u smoked meth pregnant
32:00 <slinky_J> weed
32:00 <Mew> slinky_j how much of the house is urs if its mostly ur mums? like do u own the toilet?
32:00 <slinky_J> and drank
32:00 <slinky_J> not heaps
32:00 <British^Meat> i know mew and or ben dont do meth
32:00 <slinky_J> but u did do it.
32:00 <British^Meat> i know that much
32:00 <MusiciaN> at 4 you only have the IQ of a dog
32:00 <slinky_J> about twenty percent
32:00 <slinky_J> not much
33:00 <MusiciaN> just saying
33:00 <slinky_J> British^Meat you dont know shit
33:00 <TheRon> nicotine valium vicadin marijuana ecstacy and alcohol
33:00 <slinky_J> ellie wants to put the whammy on me, that's fine, she's too stupid to know what way is south.
33:00 <British^Meat> how do u know they do meth?
33:00 <TheRon> co co co co coaine
34:00 <slinky_J> why so interested in what i do or dont know British^Meat
34:00 <Mew> MusiciaN remember when u thought slinky_j was normal like ten mins ago?
34:00 <British^Meat> lol
34:00 <British^Meat> jesus
34:00 <British^Meat> nevermind
34:00 <slinky_J> always so interested in talking about me
34:00 <slinky_J> mostly in ps3
34:00 <Mew> look at him go
34:00 <British^Meat> circles circles, going around in circles
34:00 <slinky_J> i rile you up in there usually till you come in here
34:00 <slinky_J> naw man
34:00 <slinky_J> BM
34:00 <slinky_J> i dont know anything about you dude
34:00 <slinky_J> ppl talked about a pic of u
34:00 <slinky_J> so i checked it out
35:00 <British^Meat> CUT
35:00 <simba> internet beef internet beef internet beef internet beef internet beef internet beef internet beef internet beef internet beef internet beef internet beef internet beef internet beef internet beef internet beef internet beef internet beef internet beef internet beef internet beef internet beef internet beef internet beef internet beef internet beef internet beef 
35:00 <simba> internet beef internet beef 
35:00 <British^Meat> THE
35:00 <British^Meat> Cord!
35:00 <British^Meat> Please!!!
35:00 <slinky_J> Im reading this book
35:00 <slinky_J> it's called we're all fucked IT'S A BEST SELLER
35:00 <Mew> Mew put wham in the whamalama ding dong
35:00 <British^Meat> just wow
35:00 <Fez> Theron: breasts
35:00 <TheRon> port power helping white guys dance since 1856
35:00 <Mew> the wham*
36:00 <simba> lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
36:00 <simba> learn 2 spam
38:00 <TheRon> simba you bbq'ing at the ground on sunday??
38:00 <TheRon> if you had a spliff at adelaide oval would people notice?
40:00 <simba> depends if theres a game on that day
40:00 <simba> if not, you should be alone
41:00 <MusiciaN> facepalm
41:00 <TheRon> what about say an elimination final?
42:00 <simba> no,,,
42:00 <simba> u cant even smoke cigarettes
42:00 <MusiciaN> if port player is playing you'll probably be robbed for it
42:00 <TheRon> damn!
43:00 <MusiciaN> just use a click n toke vaporizer
43:00 <TheRon> are richmond supporters cars gonna be targeted?
43:00 <simba> welcome to jokes from the 1980s with your host MusiciaN
44:00 <MusiciaN> pretty impressive since there was no team back then
44:00 <simba> what? lol
44:00 <simba> learn 2 footy
44:00 <TheRon> MusiciaN: you know nothing
44:00 <MusiciaN> yeah right...
45:00 <MusiciaN> now you're going to say port power and port adelaide are the same thing or something
45:00 <TheRon> they are
45:00 <MusiciaN> sure they are
46:00 <simba> port adelaide was split and then reunited some 15 years later
46:00 <simba> i think that happened in 2012
46:00 <simba> where were u then
46:00 <MusiciaN> so every single person in the history of port power came from the port adelaide snafl
47:00 <simba> ?
47:00 <MusiciaN> to know nothing about afl isn't really an insult unless you're a sport loving meathead
47:00 <TheRon> what are we arguing about again?
48:00 <simba> no idea whats going on
48:00 <TheRon> barbie round at simba's on sunday
48:00 <simba> barbie, ken and all their friends
49:00 <TheRon> pig on a spit and a keg??
50:00 <Mew> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FBKCKba7eWw/T5GHIBFincI/AAAAAAAAApA/ic0UwFnak7A/s1600/ray1.jpg
50:00 <Mew> thats so cool
50:00 <TheRon> mew?
50:00 <Mew> Stingrays migrating
50:00 <TheRon> it doesn't have breasts
50:00 <Mew> TheRon?
51:00 <Mew> the girl rays have boobies
51:00 <TheRon> i'll have to take your word for it
52:00 <Mew> Holy Jesus http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SqhhJb_P3Kk/TJ0qhanD_ZI/AAAAAAAAM4E/xblR9_9_Lnk/s1600/massive+group+of+rays.jpg
52:00 <Mew> they're like underwater dinosaur birds
53:00 <zaim> https://imgur.com/a/Pdzev?gallery
53:00 <Mew> zaim you little trickster
54:00 <zaim> thats me
54:00 <Maurice> They're probably paying tribute to Steve Irwin since it was 8 yrs ago
55:00 <Mew> Lol top comment is " Steve Irwin memorial support group."
55:00 <simba> imagine if you wore a little stingray around your neck in remembrance of steve like people do with the cross and jesus
56:00 <Mew> They jump out of the water occasionally but we're not quite sure why they do it. All rays do it. A woman in Florida was killed a couple years ago when one jumped out of the water and hit her in the face as she was speeding by in a boat.
56:00 <Mew> lmaooo
57:00 <TheRon> i know i shouldn't hate kids, but bindi irwin c'mon
57:00 <Loof> is that link supposed to be funny zaim?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a rich, and you've gone to far, and you don't matter anyway
57:00 <zaim> do you see me laughing?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> rich *girl
58:00 <Mew> you're messing with bad stingray juju TheRon
58:00 <British^Meat> I thought it was funny, how was it not funny?
58:00 <British^Meat> i think the only way it wouldnt be funny is if you actually thought it was real
58:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/p180x540/10616153_1035891549773631_2328531800922997212_n.jpg?oh=b5704be2f692f72037a89945798c892e&oe=545FE655
58:00 <Mew> that would be the funniest situation available for that link
59:00 <Bastardly_One> British^Meat saw this before
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and then Thoth found out where to get local versions
59:00 <Mew> WWMD?
59:00 <British^Meat> gimme
00:00 <Serenity> mew can you hook me up with some meth
00:00 <British^Meat> mef
00:00 <British^Meat> mew mef
00:00 <Mew> mefmouf
00:00 <Serenity> is it mef cause they dont have any teeth to make a th sound
00:00 <Mew> mefmau5
01:00 <simba> its mef cos they dropped out before you learned the "th" sound in grade 5
01:00 <Serenity> oh right
01:00 <Mew> they're on the picks by grade six
01:00 <simba> no teef
02:00 <TheRon> something so strong could carry us away
02:00 <Resool> some kind of larence of arabia style. it is 2 min long and funny
02:00 <Resool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOJhR9OtPMU
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Taliban attacks in Afghanistan 2014 (Jan 16, 2014) 2:11 - Category: Entertainment - 65,765 - 89 likes (48.1%), 96 dislikes (51.9%)
02:00 <TheRon> i got rid of all the towels from my house, it's a towelie ban
03:00 <Bastardly_One> almost heaven, west virgiiiiiiiiiiiiiina
03:00 <Serenity> use paper towels instead
03:00 <Ana_Ng>  facepalm
04:00 <simba> BlackDevil is asking me in PM if fucking a mermaid is technically beastiality
04:00 <simba> and I said yes, you s*ck pi*ce of sh*t
04:00 <British^Meat> lol
04:00 <Q{{> it is semi beastial
04:00 <Ana_Ng> sounds fishy to me
05:00 <Serenity> depends if you get a headjob or fuck her i guess
06:00 <Q{{> the love is so strong, they dont care if its mermaid or has legs or not
06:00 <British^Meat> yer
06:00 <British^Meat> is it a top half fish, or bottom half fish?
06:00 <mac> a chick with no legs would be good
06:00 <mac> you could just use her as a sex toy
06:00 <Ana_Ng> have you ever seen a mermaid image
06:00 <Q{{> oh mac is here too
06:00 <Serenity> top half fish seems better
06:00 <ms_paint> if it's beastiality it'd tip the scales against it happening
06:00 <mac> Monica and I are married now
06:00 <TheRon> has irc taken a turn for the worse?
06:00 <simba> is getting head from an animal still beastiality
07:00 <Serenity> here comes Ana_Ng mrs take everything completely serious murrikan
07:00 <mac> simba got head from a pidgeon
07:00 <Rak> has anyone been to burning man before?
07:00 <Ana_Ng> none of it is beastiality, it's bestiality
07:00 <British^Meat> yes Ana_Ng, ive seen em, arent they like half horse or something
07:00 <British^Meat> hueheuheuheuehueh
08:00 <Serenity> British^Meat
08:00 <Serenity> http://youtu.be/zc20oTkd1S4
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Red Dwarf Reverse Mermaid (Mar 14, 2009) 0:30 - Category: Entertainment - 25,928 - 44 likes (97.8%), 1 dislikes (2.2%)
08:00 <Q{{> i dont think Ana_Ng can handle horse dick
08:00 <British^Meat> indeed Serenity :)
08:00 <Q{{> too long and massive
08:00 <Serenity> i dont think she can handle anything
08:00 <Q{{> can rupture her cervic
08:00 <TheRon> i have pics of me riding nude on a horse
08:00 <simba> Ana_Ng can do anything she sets her mind to ok
08:00 <Q{{> and go to her guts
08:00 <simba> that goes 4 everyone 
08:00 <Ana_Ng> my civet
09:00 <simba> except ChanOP and Q{{
09:00 <TheRon> you get to see something thats hung like a horse
09:00 <Decompiler> she could eat a horse tho
09:00 <Q{{> oh that she can
09:00 <Ana_Ng> 2 horses pls
09:00 <Q{{> she suck life of it
09:00 <Serenity> i swear to god the next person who posts the video on facebook of that girl with the spider in her mouth im going to burn their fucking house down
10:00 <Maurice> I haven't seen it
10:00 <simba> lol
10:00 <Rak> i'm homeless
10:00 <Serenity> dont
10:00 <Serenity> its disgusting
10:00 <ms_paint> i want insurance fraud
10:00 <Serenity> remember Maurice i know where you live
10:00 <Q{{> call in the experts
10:00 <Serenity> i will burn it to the ground
10:00 <Q{{> with fake accidents
10:00 <Ana_Ng> i think you want insurance frog
10:00 <Maurice> Can you wait until I get my shoes out
11:00 <Q{{> fake mangled cow
11:00 <Serenity> get your shoes out leave the MIL in
11:00 <Maurice> Yessss
11:00 <Serenity> no one will miss the old bint
11:00 <Q{{> they can take pics and submit for insurance claim
11:00 <Maurice> She insisted on paying for lunch today, I only ate half and you could tell she wasn't happy that I didn't finish it
12:00 <Serenity> haha where did you go
13:00 <Q{{> tell her if u continue eating
13:00 <Q{{> u would hurt urself
13:00 <Q{{> u would get bloated
13:00 <Bastardly_One> what video of a girl with a spider in their mouth?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> someone post it 
13:00 <Q{{> u were just saving urself from trauma and injuries
13:00 <Serenity> nothing you zelda heathen
13:00 <Walley> What's with the tit photos in the topic?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> zelda heathen?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
14:00 <Serenity> theyre tits
14:00 <Walley> No shit sherlock
14:00 <Walley> but why are they there?
14:00 <Serenity> why not
14:00 <Walley> Humans always have a motive
14:00 <Bastardly_One> because
14:00 <Walley> especially when it comes to tits
14:00 <Maurice> Went to a pub that reminds me of an english pub
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all you need to know
14:00 <Walley> So don't why not me!
14:00 <Maurice> And I had honey dew beer
14:00 <Serenity> we like to show off our tits?
14:00 <Maurice> That was quite nice
14:00 <Serenity> thats all ive got
14:00 <Walley> Whose tits are they?
15:00 <Serenity> the melbourne collectives
15:00 <Q{{> mews boobs?
15:00 <Walley> What, "we are borg" or something?
15:00 <Serenity> yes thats right
15:00 <Walley> You should find a girl in here with itty bitty ones, and add her to the set for contrast
16:00 <Walley> Big tit discriminating fucks
16:00 <Serenity> no one in here has itty bitty ones
16:00 <Bastardly_One> they did 
16:00 <TheRon> not even me
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how they assimilated into big ones duh
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the borg titteh collective
17:00 <Serenity> two of those pics may be mine
17:00 <Serenity> one is mews
17:00 <Serenity> one is demonsrun
17:00 <TheRon> the bjorn borg collective
17:00 <Walley> First two = same person?
17:00 <Walley> top two*
17:00 <Serenity> no
17:00 <Walley> oh wait
17:00 <Walley> the ring
17:00 <TheRon> i keep thinking the ring is a porno
17:00 <Walley> Anwyay that's enough tits for today
18:00 <Serenity> there is never enough tits in a day
18:00 <Q{{> right 2 same person
18:00 <Q{{> same ring
18:00 <TheRon> too much tits is never enough
18:00 <Serenity> no its not Q you spastic
18:00 <tooheys> can someone whos lived in a block of flats please tell me how badly you can hear the noise from the neighbours
18:00 <Serenity> not even close to being the same ring for starters
18:00 <Serenity> i lived in a block of flats bottom floor
18:00 <tooheys> err the tits on the right look nothing like each other
18:00 <Serenity> it wasnt too bad tbh
18:00 <Walley> What you want us to analyse the god damned texture and pattern of the ring in a photo of four pairs of tits
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity's ring isn't cheap
19:00 <Bastardly_One> for one thing
19:00 <Decompiler> her husband is tho
19:00 <Q{{> i didnt look that much
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and strangely that's the first thing I noticed was the ring
19:00 <Serenity> -.-
19:00 <Q{{> both had rings
19:00 <TheRon> MY PRECIOUS!!!!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that bottom one is DemonsRun
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're totally different 
19:00 <tooheys> i really want to get out of this place but i am worried that the flats would be so noisy that id be spending a lot of money to actually be worse off
19:00 <Bastardly_One> get some glasses
20:00 <tooheys> i dont want to hear cunts speaking other languages all day and night
20:00 <Serenity> if another pair of tits is willing to be put in the topic ill replace my nipple shot
20:00 <Walley> Oi Serenity, in the interest of equal opportunity
20:00 <Walley> Can we submit photos of our hairy nut sacks?
20:00 <Serenity> you sure can
20:00 <tooheys> female tits only, please
20:00 <Bastardly_One> well, you can use the original 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> seeing as that person hasn't been around since
20:00 <Serenity> we tried to start hand jocks but no guys were willing to send in pics
20:00 <Bastardly_One> just so I can see them one more time
20:00 <tooheys> pffft hand jocks
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... one was
20:00 <tooheys> just take a pic of the cock ffs
20:00 <Bastardly_One> BOBBLE HEAD!
20:00 <Serenity> im not putting lindas tits up again b1 you dirty old perve
21:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwww
21:00 <Bastardly_One> BOOBLE HEAD IN JOCKS!
21:00 <Serenity> tooheys if someones willing to send in cock
21:00 <Serenity> im willing to look
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I will never forget it 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, wait til Sherm is on again
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ask him
21:00 <tooheys> i would but im worried people would find out it was mine lol
21:00 <Walley> This isn't to diss anyone else and their sexual habits, but I don't think I could respect myself if I put a photo of my dick on the internet
21:00 <Bastardly_One> he used to flash it everywhere
21:00 <Serenity> feel free to write #melbourne down it
21:00 <tooheys> oh no id write Serenity down it :P
22:00 <Serenity> it would be completely name free
22:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt tell
22:00 <Serenity> im good with peoples body parts
22:00 <Serenity> i have a stack of them in me freezer
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, I've heard Excessive got a fleshlight and named it Sarah
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and your pic is on it 
22:00 <Walley> Here's my photo actually upload please: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/32/Micropenis3.JPG
22:00 <tooheys> i bet its a stack of big black frozen dicks 
22:00 <Serenity> you can fuck right off Bastardly_One
22:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> <3
23:00 <Bastardly_One> he probably has though
23:00 <TheRon> carlton cut 4 today
23:00 <Bastardly_One> what a scary thought
23:00 <Serenity> yuck
23:00 <FredFlinstone> so what
23:00 <Serenity> dont make me vomit
23:00 <FredFlinstone> all nobodies
23:00 <tooheys> how many guys here would be willing to do a cockollage
23:00 <zaim> a what
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't 
23:00 <Serenity> i would absolutely be all for a cockollage
23:00 <TheRon> you'd need a magnifying glass
23:00 <Serenity> ill set up an email so you can send them in annon
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I haven't a parnoramic lense
24:00 <Bastardly_One> won't fit in a normal pic
24:00 <simba> yes thats the joke
24:00 <simba> the challenge is hand bras for dicks
24:00 <tooheys> yeah right Bastardly_One dont u mean your camera doesnt have enough zoom
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to explain for people like TheRon
24:00 <Bastardly_One> no, if I meant that I'd of said that tooheys
24:00 <tooheys> sure u would 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> small camera 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> alright?
25:00 <Serenity> you're all piss weak
25:00 <Serenity> ive taken the biggest slag outs over my boobs lol and no one will give us a dick pic
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the youngest looking part of me ... but dunno if I want it out there in a collage
26:00 <simba> nobodys up for a hand dick bra pic 
26:00 <Serenity> bastards
26:00 <ms_paint> i have a photo of me when i was 7 riding a horse with a ball hanging out. that could do?
26:00 <Resool> necrophiliac people do not have long term relations. Unless they keep their partners in the fridge all day
26:00 <Walley> Here's a question serenity:
26:00 <Walley> If you had really shit tits, or subpar ones, would you still do it?
26:00 <ms_paint> Resool: are you the guy with dolls on display?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a reasonable question though
27:00 <tooheys> course she wouldnt... they do it coz they like everyone to say nice things about their tits
27:00 <ms_paint> oh yeah it is you
27:00 <simba> shit tits is just opinion though
27:00 <simba> some girls are proud of their lil boobies
27:00 <simba> and dont care what you think
27:00 <FredFlinstone> its so pathetic how people carry on about carltons delistings
27:00 <FredFlinstone> fuckin no one
27:00 <tooheys> not necessarily simba check these ones out http://x1.fap.to/images/thumb/47/145/1457460448.jpg
27:00 <simba> why who'd they delist?
27:00 <TheRon> blokes say nice tits all the time to women, how often do you hear a chick say nice cock??
28:00 <simba> tooheys i dont understand your point but i never really do
28:00 <Resool> ms_paint yes i am
28:00 <Walley> The only thing that gets a dick attention
28:00 <FredFlinstone> cos tits arent genitals
28:00 <Walley> is if it's massive
28:00 <Maurice> So by that are you saying all you guys have shit dicks
28:00 <Walley> they're not really judged on aesthetics
28:00 <Walley> whereas tits can look good in many sizes
28:00 <tooheys> simba most people dont they lack the required intelligence
28:00 <Walley> LOL toohey
29:00 <simba> lmao
29:00 <Walley> that self grandeur
29:00 <tooheys> :)
29:00 <TheRon> how many of us bloke would wear a mankini??
29:00 <tooheys> not me
29:00 <FredFlinstone> I did once when I was pissed lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I am right now
30:00 <Bastardly_One> with workboots
30:00 <TheRon> fosters?
30:00 <tooheys> they have fosters longnecks for $3.50 @ liquorland
30:00 <tooheys> fucking brilliant value
30:00 <FredFlinstone> didnt think they had that here any more
30:00 <simba> gross
31:00 <tooheys> fosters is actually a decent beer... better than vb/carlton
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought that was a UK export and that's it
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> woops!
31:00 <tooheys> Bastardly_One, wtf...
31:00 <FredFlinstone> true
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> oi
31:00 <TheRon> i think fosters is now a south african import
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyone ever called a mate and their sister picks up and u end up talkin to them?
31:00 <FredFlinstone> I liked fosters
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> TheRon that just happend hahaha
31:00 <simba> wait what you thought fosters was british?
31:00 <tooheys> we dont exporrt fosters to the uk its brewed there and is much different to the fosters we have here...
31:00 <Bastardly_One> no, I said EXPORT
31:00 <Bastardly_One> as in ... we send that shit over there
32:00 <Bastardly_One> coz we won't drink it
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1 shut up old man
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the advert is kind of funny
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the UK one 
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont even know who Link is
32:00 <psYbR> ohay its PandasDontDrive 
32:00 <psYbR> ltns
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> psYbR!
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> imissu
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
32:00 <Bastardly_One> "Get a little bit of Aussie in ya"
32:00 <psYbR> how you been man
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> good man good
32:00 <tooheys> everyone knows who link is
32:00 <tooheys> if u dont u musnt know who mario or sonic are either
32:00 <TheRon> remember when lara bingle didn't used to the tits out
33:00 <simba> link is the little green rabbit you control in zelda games
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> kinda like spent two days at a friends house gettin fucked up n came home and had to detox
33:00 <Bastardly_One> no TheRon
33:00 <Bastardly_One> never happened 
33:00 <psYbR> lol PandasDontDrive 
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> but psYbR lolz@this i call my best mate right and his sister picks up cause he'd just gone to work and we end up talkin forever
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif shes same age as me
34:00 <psYbR> haha
34:00 <tooheys> im sure  he'll be real happy about that pandas
34:00 <psYbR> did you root her
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah bro
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> she has a husband bro
34:00 <Serenity> [4:27pm] <Walley> Here's a question serenity:
34:00 <ashleighXtrinity> psYbR ur a pig
34:00 <Serenity> [4:27pm] <Walley> If you had really shit tits, or subpar ones, would you still do it?
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> we just fkd around onna fone
34:00 <Serenity> but i do have really shit ones lol
34:00 <tooheys> hey heres another question
34:00 <psYbR> bit rich coming from someone that looks like you ashleighXtrinity 
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
34:00 <tooheys> why is it considered fine to show your tits but the nipples are considered rude
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> i saw u do that last nite right psYbR?
34:00 <TheRon> blokes don't care they just go "TITS!!!!"
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> i looked at that ashleighXtrinity
34:00 <simba> is ashleighXtrinity a ban evader
35:00 <psYbR> haha
35:00 <Serenity> ashleighXtrinity is pretty
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> cute knives
35:00 <ashleighXtrinity> :/
35:00 <Serenity> no simba its a real person
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> or something
35:00 <simba> kool
35:00 <tooheys> id say shes about 14 judging by that nick
35:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Thanks serenity
35:00 <simba> is the X because shes Xtreme?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> vyt
35:00 <simba> lol
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> but
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> i thought
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> that chick looked cute yo
35:00 <simba> X in a username = skateboarder
35:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Xtra xtreme
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> n
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was askin
35:00 <psYbR> so gay
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> myself
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> psYbR
35:00 <psYbR> PandasDontDrive, 
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> hi
36:00 <psYbR> hey
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love ur nick
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup!
36:00 <Walley> Serenity: Oh well, least they're big then I guess
36:00 <psYbR> lol
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaeheheee ahee
36:00 <Walley> See how good I am at making someone feel better?
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> wait
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got a new nick
36:00 <tooheys> big = not shit
36:00 <tooheys> simple as that
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> i um went to boxing
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> and i fucked a knuckle big time
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> so
36:00 <BigKnux> werd.
36:00 <psYbR> werd
37:00 <BigKnux> sup Walley
37:00 <BigKnux> babyboy
37:00 <Walley> Who the fuck are you bigknux
37:00 <psYbR> do you have big knux
37:00 <BigKnux> I'm Big
37:00 <BigKnux> ;)
37:00 <BigKnux> like a fist baby boy.
37:00 <psYbR> can I touch your knux
37:00 <BigKnux> yes
37:00 <Walley> I'm not a raging fag I don't care if you're big
37:00 <psYbR> hot
37:00 <BigKnux> tickle my knux
37:00 <BigKnux> xD
37:00 <DragonGirl> lame
37:00 <TheRon> is that code?
37:00 <Walley> But nah, hello to you too
38:00 <BigKnux> lol TheRon this time it is code lol
38:00 <psYbR> BigKnux, wanna see some nudes of ashleighXtrinity 
38:00 <tooheys> DragonGirl we require a pic of you for a collage
38:00 <Walley> Yeah it's for art dragongirl, you might get to become a model
38:00 <Walley> hand em over
38:00 <DragonGirl> dream on
38:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_aopY-GNzw
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Grandma's House - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts (Sep 3, 2014) 1:30 - Category: Comedy - 15,922 - 8,647 likes (97.2%), 248 dislikes (2.8%)
38:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil
38:00 <Bastardly_One> go to sleep
38:00 <DragonGirl> actually
39:00 <DragonGirl> u can find me on game of thrones
39:00 <BlackDevil> tuck me in with your penis Bastardly_One
39:00 <DragonGirl> im one of the dragons
39:00 <Walley> Man she's the most annoying fucking character
39:00 <DragonGirl> im not talking about daenerys damnit
39:00 <Walley> Alright, proceed then
39:00 <psYbR> targaryen titties
40:00 <Serenity> [4:36pm] <Walley> See how good I am at making someone feel better?
40:00 <Serenity> i really dont nee dyou to make me feel better about myself
40:00 <Serenity> lol
40:00 <Walley> Good, and so you shouldn't.
41:00 <Serenity> show me ya knobbler
41:00 <Serenity> ill make you feel better
41:00 <tooheys> lol
41:00 <simba> lollll
41:00 <tooheys> wont be much of a "collage" if im the only one submitting a pic 
41:00 <simba> if you dont wanna make yourself feel better why would anyone else care
41:00 <psYbR> ill submit pics on ashleighXtrinity's behalf
42:00 <BigKnux> woa
42:00 <Serenity> you sure wont
42:00 <BigKnux> i um
42:00 <SpanishGuy> Hi bee-girl 
42:00 <BigKnux> i checked that link
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and dragon girl comes from singapore by the way 
42:00 <BigKnux> and i thought she looked cute
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and chinese
42:00 <BigKnux> n nice
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and my tits are bigger
42:00 <BigKnux> i mean
42:00 <Serenity> shes pretty
42:00 <BigKnux> not in a b1 way
42:00 <BigKnux> wanting anything
42:00 <BigKnux> i just thouoght she seemed chill sezz
42:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Sigh
42:00 <BigKnux> uno
43:00 <simba> BigKnux loves to type
43:00 <Walley> It's alright ashleigh, I'll help you out
43:00 <BigKnux> simba eat me bro
43:00 <Walley> Send your nudes to me and I'll put them somewhere safe
43:00 <Walley> where none of these perverts can find them
43:00 <BigKnux> fkn
43:00 <BigKnux> i give shit
43:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Sure thing
43:00 <BigKnux> where shit is deserved
43:00 <BigKnux> okay motherfucker?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up J
43:00 <BigKnux> and you're not exempt simba
43:00 <BigKnux> fuck off b1
43:00 <psYbR> lol
43:00 <psYbR> hey b1
43:00 <BigKnux> nobody fucking cares about ur shit dude
43:00 <simba> stop trying 2 troll m8 youve only been back 1 day
43:00 <Bastardly_One> prepear for a night of pranks
43:00 <BigKnux> im not trollin u man
43:00 <simba> prepear
44:00 <Bastardly_One>  starting at about 3am
44:00 <BigKnux> ur a big troll bro
44:00 <tooheys> flooding detected
44:00 <TheRon> troll matthew if you want
44:00 <BigKnux> i think the problem is we knew eachother irl
44:00 <Bastardly_One> might hand your number over if you keep it up
44:00 <Walley> What's a troll?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> how's that sound?
44:00 <BigKnux> b1
44:00 <psYbR> please do
44:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
44:00 <psYbR> ill ring him
44:00 <BigKnux> I have two phones
44:00 <BigKnux> i gave you this number
44:00 <BigKnux> 0411965970
44:00 <BigKnux> :P
45:00 <BigKnux> how's that you knucklehead.
45:00 <Walley> Would you like some free gay porn to that number?
45:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: i'm actually worried about tomorrow night
45:00 <psYbR> i'll ring BigKnux and it'll be like that SG1 episode where the Jaffa keep ringing Earth and they manage to keep the call open longer and earth is like WTF WHY CANT WE HANG UP
45:00 <BigKnux> b1 is always on his period.
45:00 <FredFlinstone> so you should be
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I am pregnant
45:00 <simba> yea BigKnux im telling u to stop trolling him not me
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity is the father
45:00 <BigKnux> simba
46:00 <FredFlinstone> I was thinking of going
46:00 <BigKnux> i have no respect for you
46:00 <BigKnux> or your ops.
46:00 <BigKnux> nobody does.
46:00 <simba> please calm down
46:00 <tooheys> you're an annoying cunt BigKnux 
46:00 <BigKnux> please fuck off.
46:00 <TheRon> full house tomorrow night?
46:00 <FredFlinstone> go close I reckon
46:00 <FredFlinstone> over 80
47:00 <FredFlinstone> are you going?
47:00 <TheRon> you know how port plays inxs at the start of games?
47:00 <TheRon> no
47:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
47:00 <TheRon> i reckon geelong should play peter gabriel - shock the minkey
47:00 <FredFlinstone> maybe
48:00 <BigKnux> aight so
48:00 <FredFlinstone> but with Port all the bogans start siging
48:00 <BigKnux> im like
48:00 <BigKnux> heaps sorry sezz
48:00 <FredFlinstone> its a sad sight
48:00 <BigKnux> for dumping on you
48:00 <TheRon> i admit i start singing it
48:00 <psYbR> what is bjork's deal
48:00 <BigKnux> i just needed someone to hold the knives man while i screamed everyone!
48:00 <psYbR> so weird
48:00 <FredFlinstone> good song
48:00 <FredFlinstone> but
48:00 <TheRon> it is
48:00 <tooheys> do you have
48:00 <tooheys> to use so many 
48:00 <tooheys> fucking lines to write
48:00 <tooheys> such a small piece
48:00 <tooheys> of text
48:00 <tooheys> ffs
48:00 <simba> calm down tooheys
48:00 <FredFlinstone> its worse than looking at collinghit supporters
48:00 <ashleighXtrinity> I like bjork
49:00 <TheRon> so appropiate the prison bars for port adelaide
49:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck yes!
49:00 <simba> lol
50:00 <simba> i love bitter carlton fans
50:00 <FredFlinstone> I heard one stupid bitch on the radio yesterday reckons its better than the MCG
50:00 <simba> easily the funniest fans in the league
50:00 <FredFlinstone> wants the GF held there
50:00 <FredFlinstone> I mean fuck off
50:00 <TheRon> my dad hates etihad for some reason
50:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont like it
50:00 <tooheys> etihad is fucking shithole
50:00 <FredFlinstone> it is
50:00 <tooheys> any football ground with a roof should be bombed
50:00 <TheRon> and he hates the seats at kardinia park
51:00 <FredFlinstone> I agree tooheys
51:00 <tooheys> its meant to be played in mud and rain not a heated fucking stadium with a closed roof
51:00 <TheRon> or just keep the fucking thing shut
51:00 <FredFlinstone> Shittyhad stadium
51:00 <FredFlinstone> it isnt heated
51:00 <simba> footy isnt meant to be played in mud lol
51:00 <TheRon> the best thing about etihad is the mail exchange
51:00 <psYbR> pands
51:00 <psYbR> or BigKnux 
52:00 <FredFlinstone> facilites are good but I go to watch the footy
52:00 <psYbR> did you check out ashleighXtrinity's new picture. First one since 2010 it seems
52:00 <FredFlinstone> and so expensive
52:00 <FredFlinstone> and platform 28 :) TheRon
52:00 <FredFlinstone> I remember the first time I went there
52:00 <FredFlinstone> fuckin shit as
52:00 <tooheys> simba, obviously you didnt watch it in the 70s and 80s before it became a girls game.
52:00 <TheRon> drinks anywhere are getting so expensive, $50 a shout
53:00 <FredFlinstone> true
53:00 <tooheys> mud and brawls are what footy is all about
53:00 <psYbR> i thought it was touching men
53:00 <FredFlinstone> yes so many are arm chair supportes
53:00 <FredFlinstone> nfi
53:00 <FredFlinstone> pack of pansies
53:00 <TheRon> bring back the grapple tackle
53:00 <FredFlinstone> oh I dont wanna get wet
53:00 <TheRon> wait thats league
53:00 <FredFlinstone> oh its cold
54:00 <FredFlinstone> it might rain
54:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck off
54:00 <simba> just because games were once played in mud doesnt mean footy is "meant to be played in mud"
54:00 <simba> lol
54:00 <Walley> Yeah instead they should be real men and cry like babies when they don't kick an inflatable ball through some sticks enough times to win a big cup
55:00 <simba> good 1 Walley
55:00 <Walley> I'm a footy fan though lol so don't mind me
55:00 <Walley> just sarcasm is fun
55:00 <TheRon> geelong wants 8 home games next year won't that be good
55:00 <FredFlinstone> for you
55:00 <TheRon> yes!
56:00 <FredFlinstone> that prick lost our ground
56:00 <TheRon> the fat cunt?
56:00 <FredFlinstone> no
56:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon
56:00 <FredFlinstone> Collins the arsehole
56:00 <TheRon> ah yes!
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I have found the best cheap pie in town 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> even reheated
56:00 <simba> good every 1 should travel equally
56:00 <FredFlinstone> CEo for stadium ltd
56:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that was good
56:00 <FredFlinstone> he was a friggin prick
57:00 <FredFlinstone> got the shits cos he dint get the AFL job
57:00 <Serenity> Follour our lead into the spirallll
59:00 <TheRon> Quinn: the eskimo
59:00 <Serenity> http://www.mandatory.com/2014/09/03/some-guy-recreated-a-bunch-of-female-tinder-pics-and-theyre-glo/
59:00 <Serenity> this is ammusing
59:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVf1ZoCJSo
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Peter Gabriel - Shock The Monkey (Apr 9, 2012) 4:04 - Category: Music - 980,605 - 5,196 likes (97.8%), 116 dislikes (2.2%)
00:00 <Bastardly_One> spank the monkey
00:00 <Floss> fkn bullshit
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you are!
01:00 <Floss> things are never open on weekends when i need them
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw you got a new tractor
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <TheRon> Floss: you're gonna have to narrow that down
01:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=820034824697599
01:00 <Floss> yeah i got another of the green and yellow ones is pretty much the best value
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the ones you start with 
01:00 <Floss> my fkn suppliers dont usually open weekends
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I am tellin' ya do missions
01:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
01:00 <Floss> i dont know
01:00 <Floss> but its fkn gey
02:00 <Bastardly_One> get the first mower thing
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and make a fortune
02:00 <Bastardly_One> with a tractor
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the little green fucks can't handle hauling it
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and just set missions for 2 mins
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and go mowing crazy
03:00 <Bastardly_One> $4000 plus grand each time
03:00 <Floss> yeah i get 40 grand
03:00 <Floss> so no
03:00 <Floss> lol
03:00 <Thoth> B1 is a master of economics 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> they take too much time to get to anyway
03:00 <Serenity> what the fuck are you two on about
03:00 <Serenity> is this a game on fb or something
04:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you keep the tractor near the golf course
04:00 <Bastardly_One> or the camp site
04:00 <Bastardly_One> on the german map
04:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, it's a PC and console game
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's just plain old boring farming 
04:00 <Floss> serenity farming simulator 2013
04:00 <Serenity> oh right
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, such an original title
04:00 <Bastardly_One> My excuse is drugs
05:00 <TheRon> tits make much more sense to me
05:00 <doctor> ive got that one steam
05:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno what her's is
05:00 <doctor> its okay, bit boring
05:00 <Serenity> im thinking.. you own a fucking salon why are you buying a tractor..
05:00 <Thoth> Can you play the 19th century and employ niggers?
05:00 <Floss> the one supplieer thats open sat doesnt have the shit i need
05:00 <Floss> fkn hell
05:00 <TheRon> doctor, peter gabriel - sledgehammer
05:00 <doctor> nice one
05:00 <Floss> ive got 2 real tractors!!
05:00 <Floss> little reg and big green john deere for hay
05:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-XU1vVQnHo
05:00 <Serenity> i want a tractor
05:00 <Floss> theyre bitchin
06:00 <doctor> if it was real money i'd do it irl
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I hated living on the farm where I was for about 3yrs
06:00 <Floss> i have a torch ductaped to the side of mine
06:00 <Floss> instant headight
06:00 <doctor> dont mind a bit of hard work, just not for anyone
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I lived in cattle country
06:00 <FredFlinstone> footy show be absolute shit tonight
06:00 <Floss> when i start it up the cows go bonkers cause they know theyre getting a feed
06:00 <TheRon> was big bill
06:00 <Bastardly_One> the racing dogs loved it and so did the pet dogs
06:00 <TheRon> was big bill's house funny?
06:00 <FredFlinstone> terribe
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the pet dogs chasing the neighbours livestock
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and you will HATE kangroos
07:00 <TheRon> CAPPPPPPER!!!
07:00 <doctor> ive worked in a chicken hatchery and a chicken farm
07:00 <Bastardly_One> once you've lived on a farm
07:00 <doctor> the farm was a lot better
07:00 <Floss> theres a dead cow on the side of the road between me and perth on alb hwy
07:00 <Floss> dont envy the person that hit it
07:00 <Bastardly_One> kangarooms are vermin for farmers
07:00 <Bastardly_One> destructive cunts
08:00 <TheRiddler> have you played any sims 4 yet Floss?
08:00 <TheRon> the roos were there first
08:00 <Decompiler> drop top low ride tractor
08:00 <Bastardly_One> *kangaroos
08:00 <Floss> Riddler NO I HAVENT :(
08:00 <doctor> it is we who are destructive to them
08:00 <TheRiddler> why not!?
08:00 <Floss> asshole bf forgot to pick it up
08:00 <Floss> the CUNT
08:00 <TheRiddler> damn
08:00 <Floss> hes fuked off to cricket and im changing the locks while hes gone fuck hi
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and you haven't kicked him out?
08:00 <Floss> m*
08:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
08:00 <Serenity> someone install my uni software for me plz
09:00 <Floss> woah u has software?
09:00 <doctor> itll install itself in time
09:00 <TheRiddler> I found 76 errors on my memory so far
09:00 <Serenity> for this unit yep
09:00 <doctor> now is quality do nothing time
09:00 <Serenity> thres like 4 discs
09:00 <Floss> i havent done schoolwork for ages :/
09:00 <Floss> getting slighty nervous about it
09:00 <Serenity> i kinda have to
09:00 <Decompiler> fkn cops
09:00 <Serenity> or ill get kicked out
09:00 <Serenity> what have you done now
10:00 <Decompiler> nuffin
10:00 <TheRiddler> lies
10:00 <Bastardly_One> 4 cds with fuck all on each I bet
10:00 <slinky_J> Link
11:00 <slinky_J> just sayen
11:00 <slinky_J> not Zelda.
11:00 <slinky_J> Oceans of Rhyme
11:00 <Floss> riddler have u payed sims yet?
11:00 <Floss> played even fkn nails....
12:00 <Serenity> theyre dvd's and theyre all full so i doubt its fuck all
12:00 <TheRon> couleurs: did everton win i missed the last 15 
13:00 <TheRon> 3-4 at that stage
13:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
13:00 <couleurs> no they lost 6-3
13:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not very dear
13:00 <TheRon> damn!!!!
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Sims 4
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and oh right Serenity ... fair enough
13:00 <couleurs> chelsea are good now
14:00 <couleurs> soz 2 say
14:00 <TheRon> defense can't be that good they gave up 3
14:00 <couleurs> but man utd are still the best team in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!
14:00 <couleurs> at losing 
14:00 <TheRon> can't be if some 3rd div side beat them
15:00 <couleurs> got u
16:00 <simba> all english teams except liverpool are gay and bad to watch
16:00 <simba> thanx 4 reading
17:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmm
17:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see chelsea last week?
17:00 <TheRon> so cardiff is ok?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> before half time?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck me
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I haven't not stopped hearing about it since 
17:00 <simba> you havent not
17:00 <simba> i said all english teams wat r u blind
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I've 2 english mates ... Man U and Chelsea
18:00 <slinky_J> [18:42] <@Serenity> theyre dvd's and those scream dvds all full of shit so i dont think its fuck all cause its shit
18:00 <Bastardly_One> so, one is silent and the other will not shut up
18:00 <TheRon> cardiff is wales
18:00 <slinky_J> WHUT!!
18:00 <slinky_J> lolz
18:00 <slinky_J> no its a city
18:00 <slinky_J> in Wales.
18:00 <couleurs> Wales swim in da sea u guys r all morans
19:00 <Mew> you're chatting with a bonafide welshman TheRon
19:00 <simba> car diff car doff whats the diff doff lmao
19:00 <slinky_J> oh fuck off ellie
19:00 <Mew> ack aye
19:00 <slinky_J> talk about your own life for once.
19:00 <Bastardly_One> wish you would the way you've been acting since you got here you little twat
19:00 <simba> ellie and josh sitting in a tree
19:00 <slinky_J> im sure TheRon would rather read about that
19:00 <Bastardly_One> sit down and give your mouth a go slinky
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
19:00 <slinky_J> lol
20:00 <slinky_J> uno ur right simba
20:00 <slinky_J> i dont even hate her.
20:00 <slinky_J> this has been going on for years.
21:00 <simba> whos gonna get bored of it first
22:00 <slinky_J> I'm done
22:00 <TheRon> you spent?
22:00 <slinky_J> I just want to talk to Mew in pm, person to person and sort this out for once.
22:00 <Decompiler> hopefully the psyco
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the only solution
23:00 <Bastardly_One> is to type /quit
23:00 <Bastardly_One> uninstall irc
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and leave us in peace
23:00 <Decompiler> ^^
24:00 <TheRon> where'd the pie come from?
24:00 <Serenity> pie!
24:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, yeah ... Greens in the mall ... really rich
24:00 <TheRon> ah yes\
24:00 <Bastardly_One> never had one before from there
24:00 <TheRon> everybody loves pie
25:00 <Bastardly_One> usually get their pasties ... go for a potato one
25:00 <Mew> humble pie
25:00 <Bastardly_One> was delicious
25:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6xckBwPdo1c
25:00 <Bastardly_One> quite surprised
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kate Bush - Babooshka - Official Music Video (Dec 23, 2010) 3:31 - Category: Music - 4,667,914 - 17,138 likes (97.2%), 493 dislikes (2.8%)
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
25:00 <Bastardly_One> she's out of retirement
25:00 <TheRon> i know
25:00 <Bastardly_One> or was it you I was talking to about that
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it was
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that's right
26:00 <Mew> cornish pasties are where its at
27:00 <Mew> ben told me the twisty bit on the top of them is so they could pass them down to the cornish miners
27:00 <Mew> but idk if that's true
27:00 <TheRon> might get a vindaloo tomorrow
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
30:00 <Bastardly_One> no it is true
31:00 <Bastardly_One> they were invented so the miners had tasty food that was kind of nutritious
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and able to take down the mines
31:00 <Bastardly_One> so they wrapped the vegies in pastry and cooked them and yeah
31:00 <Bastardly_One> the rest is history
32:00 <Mew> Quite Interesting
33:00 <slinky_J> woah
33:00 <Mew> makes me love pasties that bit more
33:00 <TheRon> ever heard of the new zealand tv show, "that's fairly interesting"
33:00 <Mew> nipple pasties
33:00 <slinky_J> wait till you read how we invented soap.
34:00 <slinky_J> Bastardly_One
34:00 <Mew> tyler durden invented soap
34:00 <slinky_J> thank you, for your kind words.
34:00 <slinky_J> One day soon, your disease, will quit for all of us.
34:00 <slinky_J> smd
34:00 <TheRon> i thought eastenders invented soap?
34:00 <slinky_J> lol ron
35:00 <slinky_J> i HOPE u havent seen all of it
35:00 <slinky_J> heartbeat way better
35:00 <TheRon> not one
35:00 <slinky_J> rofl
35:00 <Doodle> corrie TheRon
35:00 <Doodle> coronation st
35:00 <TheRon> nope
35:00 <slinky_J> then again if you watch 1 Poiroit ep
35:00 <Mew> cozzaaa
35:00 <slinky_J> you go to heaven
35:00 <TheRon> seen a few eps of that nz one
35:00 <slinky_J> shh ellie
35:00 <slinky_J> go be with ur kid
36:00 <slinky_J> srs just fk off while im on okay
36:00 <Doodle> lol
36:00 <Mew> I thought u were done lmao
36:00 <Bastardly_One> she's shut up when you hit /quit
36:00 <Bastardly_One> do it 
36:00 <Doodle> i wish you would all fuck off when i'm on
36:00 <slinky_J> b1
36:00 <slinky_J> how many girls
36:00 <Doodle> so i can sit here on my own
36:00 <Bastardly_One> we're sick of you more than anyone can be sick of me even
36:00 <Bastardly_One> now
36:00 <Doodle> and type monologues
36:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
36:00 <slinky_J> u want to hit on, with your defense, no footballer would follow
36:00 <slinky_J> old man does die
36:00 <slinky_J> good movie
37:00 <slinky_J> b1 dont tell others what they are sick of
37:00 <Bastardly_One> sit down and give your mouth a go you annoying little spastic
37:00 <slinky_J> stop bandwagonning
37:00 <slinky_J> b1
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I speak for the masses
37:00 <slinky_J> oh
37:00 <slinky_J> from one that hated that
37:00 <slinky_J> to now being the Peace Keeper
37:00 <slinky_J> salam.
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I am the People's Voice
37:00 <TheRon> we the people!
37:00 <slinky_J> nah mate
37:00 <Bastardly_One> we vote you off the island
37:00 <slinky_J> the floods about you are true
37:00 <slinky_J> everyone knows it
38:00 <Mew> feliz navidad
38:00 <Bastardly_One> what floods are those?
38:00 <slinky_J> you know
38:00 <TheRon> NOAH'S FLOODS
38:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jose Feliciano - Feliz Navidad.mp3 (2.82MB 128kbps Stereo 3:04)
38:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
38:00 <slinky_J> and all the shit i have on here about you
38:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea what floods
38:00 <simba> ༼ ºل͟º ༽
38:00 <slinky_J> and everyone else that does
38:00 <slinky_J> now fuck up
38:00 <Bastardly_One> what shit?
38:00 <slinky_J> just want to be happy man
38:00 <Mew> omg doodle <3
38:00 <TheRon> slinky_J: noah any good?
38:00 <slinky_J> TheRon
38:00 <slinky_J> YES
38:00 <slinky_J> now um
38:00 <Doodle> <3 cant understand a word of it
38:00 <slinky_J> im not religious
38:00 <slinky_J> r u?
38:00 <TheRon> far from it
38:00 <Mew> same
39:00 <slinky_J> ok good
39:00 <slinky_J> well
39:00 <Mew> Its so catchy tho
39:00 <Doodle> lol yeh
39:00 <slinky_J> i fucking loved it man because it doesnt seem like a bible movie
39:00 <slinky_J> it is seriously good man
39:00 <TheRon> excellent
39:00 <slinky_J> xD
39:00 <slinky_J> i hope u love it
39:00 <slinky_J> and um TheRon!
39:00 <slinky_J> forget about the bible
39:00 <TheRon> is the passion considered a bible movie?
39:00 <simba> is the last temptation of christ good ie. willem dafoe as jesus
39:00 <slinky_J> watch it and dont think about the fucking bible man
39:00 <slinky_J> ^^^
40:00 <TheRon> i know very litttle of the bible
40:00 <slinky_J> the passion is the only grind house movie ive seen in ages
40:00 <slinky_J> lol
40:00 <TheRon> it's a book and i just don't read
40:00 <slinky_J> noah is more fantasy
40:00 <slinky_J> than biblical
40:00 <slinky_J> ;)
40:00 <slinky_J> its sick
40:00 <Bastardly_One> like most of this shit city
40:00 <slinky_J> xD
40:00 <TheRon> i thought it was a snuff movir
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it's because you can't read is why
40:00 <Bastardly_One> proof in the fact most bookshops closed
41:00 <TheRon> nah i'm just lazy, why read a book when the movie tells the same story only quicker
41:00 <simba> cos its a watered down story
41:00 <slinky_J> TheRon
41:00 <simba> its not the same story
41:00 <slinky_J> i was so surprised with NOAH
41:00 <Bastardly_One> "look at that fucking freak! They're reading! Let's bash 'em!"
41:00 <Decompiler> this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside dowm
42:00 <Decompiler> down*
42:00 <TheRon> simba, it's quicker
42:00 <slinky_J> TheRon
42:00 <slinky_J> u gonna watch it?
42:00 <TheRon> possibly
42:00 <slinky_J> or do i gotta say go watch Blood Diamond?
42:00 <simba> u in a hurry TheRon?
42:00 <TheRon> been trying, can't find a half decent stream
42:00 <slinky_J> well there is a great film TheRon
42:00 <slinky_J> Texas Killing Fields
42:00 <slinky_J> has Sam Worthington in it
42:00 <slinky_J> great cop thriller
42:00 <slinky_J> real slow too
43:00 <TheRon> i've seen the killing fields with sam waterston
43:00 <slinky_J> oh yea?
43:00 <slinky_J> um
43:00 <slinky_J> oh man
43:00 <slinky_J> The Immigrant
43:00 <TheRon> the movie where a chick won an oscar for playing a little asian kid
43:00 <slinky_J> is really fkn good man
44:00 <slinky_J> oh the killing fields
44:00 <slinky_J> i got that on dvd
44:00 <slinky_J> it fucks me up, i cant watch it bro
44:00 <slinky_J> that reporter and the cambo guy ay
44:00 <TheRon> i like history stuff
44:00 <Mew> movies are life movies are love
44:00 <slinky_J> yer
44:00 <slinky_J> same
44:00 <slinky_J> okay i got one for you
44:00 <slinky_J> one sec
45:00 <TheRon> probably why i've seen braveha=eart and saving private ryan so much
45:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <slinky_J> i got three for u TheRon
45:00 <Doodle> braveheart is not history
45:00 <slinky_J> The Flowers of War
45:00 <TheRon> sure it is
46:00 <Doodle> no, its bullshit
46:00 <slinky_J> Seven Years In Tibet
46:00 <slinky_J> and um
46:00 <TheRon> i know!
46:00 <slinky_J> The Gathering Storm
46:00 <TheRon> seven years has brad pitt in it
46:00 <TheRon> the other two i have no idea
46:00 <couleurs> watch Twilight it's about teh history of vampires
46:00 <slinky_J> the latter isnt as much war but is a bio of Churchill
46:00 <slinky_J> yeah TheRon
46:00 <TheRon> nice!
46:00 <slinky_J> um The Flowers of War is just brilliant
47:00 <slinky_J> and The Gathering Storm
47:00 <slinky_J> omg
47:00 <TheRon> sounds korean is it korean?
47:00 <slinky_J> Albert Finney
47:00 <slinky_J> the flowers of war?
47:00 <slinky_J> it's chinese
47:00 <TheRon> yeah
47:00 <TheRon> see i was close
47:00 <slinky_J> so um Christian Bale is in it
47:00 <slinky_J> as an american
47:00 <slinky_J> but it is a chinese movie bro
47:00 <slinky_J> :P :P
47:00 <Doodle> christian bale is american
47:00 <slinky_J> ill find a good rip for u
48:00 <slinky_J> brb
48:00 <slinky_J> it owns man
48:00 <Doodle> cant be stretching his acting ability that far
48:00 <TheRon> i think i saw an old movie about the boxer rebellion once
49:00 <slinky_J> TheRon
49:00 <slinky_J> btw
49:00 <slinky_J> this movie is cheap on dvd btw
49:00 <slinky_J> lol
49:00 <slinky_J> i have it on dvd..
50:00 <slinky_J> http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/7286996/The_Flowers_Of_War_(2011)_720p_BrRip_x264_-_900MB_-_YIFY
50:00 <TheRon> downfall i love that movie
50:00 <slinky_J> i got that man
50:00 <slinky_J> its my fav
50:00 <TheRon> nice thannks
50:00 <slinky_J> fk yea
51:00 <slinky_J> all good bro
51:00 <slinky_J> anytime
51:00 <slinky_J> i got more lol
51:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
51:00 <slinky_J> um
51:00 <slinky_J> fk brb
51:00 <TheRon> the panda movie show
51:00 <tooheys> must be very low quality if its only 900mb
51:00 <slinky_J> it says subtitles english
51:00 <slinky_J> :P
51:00 <tooheys> most of the 720p movies i download are 4-5gb
51:00 <TheRon> oh what i have to read :)
52:00 <slinky_J> fkn whut tooheys?
52:00 <slinky_J> nah TheRon
52:00 <slinky_J> just um
52:00 <slinky_J> go down
52:00 <slinky_J> to where the button the big download button
52:00 <slinky_J> above that
52:00 <slinky_J> in small it'll have the magnet one and another one
52:00 <slinky_J> u click the magnet one
52:00 <slinky_J> ;)
52:00 <slinky_J> the GET THIS TORRENT
53:00 <slinky_J> that one
53:00 <slinky_J> lols
53:00 <TheRon> doodle, anything like a spliff and a good movie?
54:00 <TheRon> i wouldn't know
54:00 <Doodle> a spliff a good movie and a blowjob
54:00 <TheRon> 3 in one
55:00 <TheRon> mister mister - broken wings
56:00 <TheRon> better go get some more
57:00 <Skirmish> What's happening minions? 
57:00 <TheRon> beer?
58:00 <Skirmish> I see slinky_J is trying to catch up to B1 with maximum lines typed trying to communicate with others. 
58:00 <Skirmish> Should be a rule. If you type a sentence of less than 4 words, hit enter, and then immediately type another lines of 4 or less words, you are banned for 24hrs. 
58:00 <TheRon> bit far, we all do it sometimes
59:00 <Serenity> it doesnt log lines less than 3 words per line
59:00 <Serenity> and it doesnt log repeated lines
59:00 <Serenity> for stats
59:00 <TheRon> bloody logs
59:00 <Mew> whoa imagine if it did
59:00 <Skirmish> Ok, make it 5 words. 
59:00 <Mew> uno yea huhu
00:00 <TheRon> woo hoo
00:00 <Skirmish> Mew ... for some reason I looked at your nick and immediately imagined you wearing a Lara Croft outfit. 
00:00 <partay> snap 
00:00 <Mew> that's only natural
00:00 <Skirmish> I want to see Serenity do some cosplay with Maurice. 
01:00 <TheRon> mew's done it for ben
01:00 <Skirmish> Pics or it never happened. 
01:00 <mac> i want too see Serenity suck Maurices cock
01:00 <Skirmish> After she rapes you with it or before?
01:00 <mac> after
02:00 <TheRon> classy
02:00 <slinky_J> <+Skirmish> I see slinky_J is trying to catch up to B1 with maximum lines typed trying to communicate with others. 
02:00 <slinky_J> ey
02:00 <mac> so i can lick the poo off it
02:00 <slinky_J> explain yourself man?
02:00 <slinky_J> stop commentating on everyone
02:00 <slinky_J> be your own person Skirmish.
02:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J: I have a challenge for you. Try to NOT type more than 3 lines in a row. 
02:00 <TheRiddler> looks like I gotta look for new ram
03:00 <Skirmish> ram is cheap. 
03:00 <TheRon> god i love cyndi lauper
03:00 <slinky_J> it's like how you go at b1 all the time, like your life must suck so much that you pick on him
03:00 <slinky_J> and all he does is try to live his
03:00 <slinky_J> what's left of it.
03:00 <Skirmish> You need a psychologist, stop trying to be one. 
03:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish to me, b1 is a bigger man than you
03:00 <slinky_J> way bigger.
03:00 <TheRiddler> I am memtesting the 16gb I have now
03:00 <slinky_J> I got respect for that fucker.
03:00 <slinky_J> no love for you
03:00 <Skirmish>  Nobody cares what you think slinky_J.  I would rather read B1's contribution to the channel than yours. 
04:00 <TheRiddler> has come up with 76 errors
04:00 <slinky_J> so why mention me
04:00 <TheRiddler> that's pretty bad yeah?
04:00 <slinky_J> we all seen your lady Skirmish
04:00 <Walley> You guys take the internet too seriously
04:00 <TheRon> why are people so unkind?
04:00 <slinky_J> she looks retarded
04:00 <slinky_J> you look retarded.
04:00 <TheRiddler> stfu slinky_J
04:00 <slinky_J> enjoy.
04:00 <Skirmish> lol are you trying to insult me? 
04:00 <slinky_J> nope
04:00 <slinky_J> saying it how it is.
04:00 <Skirmish> You're the hugest mong on this server from what Mew said. 
05:00 <slinky_J> all you do is hate on people.
05:00 <TheRon> stop fighting or i'm turning the car around!!!!
05:00 <slinky_J> sure, i go off at ppl
05:00 <slinky_J> for the most part im nice
05:00 <slinky_J> ur not
05:00 <slinky_J> all i see every fucking day
05:00 <slinky_J> is u giving b1 shit
05:00 <Walley> Look let's arrange a meetup, and you two can suck each other's dicks and dribble semen while making out
05:00 <Walley> Agreed?
05:00 <Skirmish> So you want to tell me to stop commenting about others, by commenting on me?  Is that your logical genius at work?
05:00 <slinky_J> u gotta be fucking kidding me man if there's nothing wrong with you that you give him shit for lolz
06:00 <slinky_J> nope
06:00 <TheRon> wham - wake me up before you goo go
06:00 <slinky_J> dont feed me words man.
06:00 <Serenity> [6:00pm] <Mew> whoa imagine if it did
06:00 <slinky_J> dont put ur shit onto ppl
06:00 <Serenity> it can if you let it and its chaos
06:00 <mac> slinky_J , how many years have you been on austnet?
06:00 <Serenity> people just act like wankers
06:00 <slinky_J> dunno mac
06:00 <slinky_J> Serenity
06:00 <slinky_J> have i given u shit?
06:00 <mac> i took a 3 year break, come back and you are still talking
06:00 <Serenity> no?
06:00 <slinky_J> i think Skirmish if i was what you said
06:00 <slinky_J> i would give Serenity shit
07:00 <Skirmish> lol what is this mongoloid on about? 
07:00 <Decompiler> fuck knows
07:00 <Decompiler> is that the real mac
07:00 <slinky_J> mongoloid.
07:00 <Decompiler> ROFL
07:00 <Mew> klutchin at da strawz agen
07:00 <TheRon> mrs mac
07:00 <simba> ༼ ºل͟º ༽
07:00 <Serenity> wasnt mac a bit of a dick licker?
07:00 <mac> mac is a fuckwit
07:00 <Decompiler> total dickchewer
07:00 <slinky_J> lol
08:00 <TheRon> mrs mac was a really ugly woman off hey hey it's saturday
08:00 <mac> but irc is designed for socially retarded fuckwits
08:00 <mac> infact they make them ops
08:00 <Serenity> thats why you're back right
08:00 <Decompiler> lololol
08:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J: You have more than enough problems of your own to worry about without attempting to think you understand what is going on in the world around you.  Just concentrate on your own recovery from substance abuse ok? 
08:00 <mac> im back to try and find Picard
08:00 <Decompiler> lol Skirmish
09:00 <mac> i have a cumm guzzling substance abuse
09:00 <Serenity> picard is in phuket
09:00 <Skirmish> mac talks about semen a lot. 
09:00 <Zade> Picard is prob crushing an elephant as we speak
09:00 <Decompiler> a grade fuckstain
09:00 <mac> ahhh ok
09:00 <Serenity> LOL zade!
09:00 <Decompiler> mac
09:00 <Decompiler> wheres cheese
09:00 <doctor> picard is in thailand guzzling all the cum he wants and you're here stuck wanting to guzzle his
10:00 <Loof> was that meant to be funny Decompiler?
10:00 <Decompiler> fuck you Loof
10:00 <Walley> Decompiler, where's binary
10:00 <Serenity> i hope picard got a gobby from a lady boy
10:00 <Decompiler> put me back on ignore you fuckhead
10:00 <Loof> fking retard
10:00 <Loof> brother fucker
10:00 <slinky_J> <+Skirmish> slinky_J: You have more than enough problems of your own to worry about without attempting to think you understand what is going on in the world around you.  Just concentrate on your own recovery from substance abuse ok? 
10:00 <Loof> gtfo
10:00 <slinky_J> you're right
10:00 <doctor> he is Serenity, i assure you he is
10:00 <Skirmish> Loof, the channel comedian has decided you're not funny enough Decompiler. 
10:00 <slinky_J> I do have my own problems
10:00 <slinky_J> I do
10:00 <slinky_J> and still
10:00 <Skirmish> 99 problems and having a woman ain't one. 
10:00 <slinky_J> I put myself out for all my friends
10:00 <slinky_J> today
11:00 <Decompiler> theres an aweful lot of retards on tonight
11:00 <slinky_J> talking to my best mate
11:00 <Decompiler> LOOOL
11:00 <slinky_J> and man
11:00 <Walley> This convo's so emo
11:00 <slinky_J> you will never have a friend like I do, Skirmish
11:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J sounds like he is on the verge of a breakdown.
11:00 <Decompiler> LOL @ having friends
11:00 <Walley> You sound like a fuckwit too skirmish
11:00 <Walley> h3h3h3h3
11:00 <Serenity> i dont think getting blowies from ladyboys is emo
11:00 <simba> this is simply awful irc
11:00 <slinky_J> lol
11:00 <Decompiler> can only hope Skirmish
11:00 <Serenity> i think its very important
11:00 <slinky_J> i like the h3
11:00 <slinky_J> anyway
12:00 <slinky_J> i feel like a stupid fuck talking to you.
12:00 <slinky_J> no more.
12:00 <Serenity> i think you should all quit it
12:00 <Skirmish> You feel like a stupid fuck because you ARE a stupid fuck.
12:00 <Serenity> cause im pmsing and im not putting up with your fighting tonight
12:00 <slinky_J> Did I hear wallets?
12:00 <Loof> did you know beehhh is actually normal when you skype with him
12:00 <slinky_J> Because I'll carry the wallets!~
12:00 <Loof> he actually comes across as intelligent
12:00 <slinky_J> i wotchen the grey
12:00 <Loof> it blew my mind
12:00 <slinky_J> i miss loof
12:00 <Serenity> too bad he cant bring that here loof
12:00 <Walley> People who resort to insults of intelligent out of nowhere
12:00 <Decompiler> beehh is normal to you
12:00 <Serenity> because hes a complete deadshit here
12:00 <Decompiler> and you alone
12:00 <Skirmish> lol @ loof and beehhh skyping together. 
12:00 <Walley> Are pretty pathetic
13:00 <Loof> he's not good with a keyboard
13:00 <Decompiler> says loads about you
13:00 <simba> lmao at picard being mac and pretending hes been away for 3 years
13:00 <simba> absurd
13:00 <slinky_J> is picard  mac
13:00 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
13:00 <Serenity> no
13:00 <mac> im not picard you fuckwits
13:00 <slinky_J> isnt picard perm banned
13:00 <mac> jesus h christ you cunts are thick
13:00 <Serenity> he just got booted for not identifying to the nick
13:00 <Serenity> its not picard
13:00 <mac> Serenity they are dumb as bat shit
13:00 <slinky_J> hey simba
13:00 <partay> Its mac 
13:00 <slinky_J> can I pm you man?
13:00 <Decompiler> LOL mac
13:00 <slinky_J> just askin
13:00 <Skirmish> If Picard was perm banned I would be asking why slinky_J remains. 
14:00 <Decompiler> youre also as dumb as a bag of hammers
14:00 <mac> simba the pigeon feeder
14:00 <slinky_J> no i aint on crack nigga
14:00 <slinky_J> lol
14:00 <slinky_J> go fuck yourself mac
14:00 <zaim> bag of hammers is not dumb
14:00 <mac> go suck a bag of dicks decompiler
14:00 <slinky_J> if you aint met the guy
14:00 <Serenity> mmm
14:00 <slinky_J> ill suck your mum
14:00 <Serenity> bag of dicks
14:00 <slinky_J> ill suck her insides out
15:00 <slinky_J> mac gotta crush, doesnt know how to approach a girl.. cause he a nerdy fag!
15:00 <slinky_J> and the girl, is a guy! and his dad hates fags..
16:00 <Walley> ...
16:00 <Walley> lol.
16:00 <Skirmish> You know why I don't like you typing here slinky_J?  Do you want me to share with you the actual reason why your presence is so terrible?  It's because 30% of what you type makes me feel embarrassed for you. It's uncomfortable to read. 
16:00 <TheRon> queen - another one bites the dust
16:00 <TheRon> ah take it!
16:00 <ShadowLurker> 90%
16:00 <Loof> anyone else tried a mcmate?
16:00 <ShadowLurker> 10% is intelligable
16:00 <mac> Skirmish you sound like a fagoot
16:00 <Loof> they're not bad
16:00 <Walley> If you get so embarrassed about that type of thing for others Skirmish, it probably means you can relate due to making similar mistakes yourself
16:00 <Serenity> oh my godddddddd
16:00 <Skirmish> The other 70% is just pure rubbish mixed with a bit of nonsence. 
16:00 <mac> haha walley ^5
17:00 <Serenity> you're all making me want to cut kittens right now
17:00 <Skirmish> nonsense*
17:00 <Floss> whut
17:00 <mac> skirmish wants to fuck him up the arse
17:00 <Walley> Serenity: Don't you fucking dare
17:00 <Walley> Serenity: Cats are sacred
17:00 <Serenity> ahhhhhhhhhh
17:00 <Serenity> how good is that
17:00 <Serenity> hows the serenity
18:00 <Bastardly_One> perfect 
18:00 <Serenity> Honestly am NOT putting up with all your petty bitching and slagging each other off tonight. quit it now or piss off. next person to keep it gioing is getting banned
18:00 <Serenity> consider this a mass warning
18:00 <Walley> So tempting to just talk some serious smack right now
18:00 <Serenity> feel free
18:00 <ShadowLurker> how about them boobs
18:00 <Serenity> you wont be coming back tho
19:00 <Walley> Not much of a loss, you all seem underdeveloped
19:00 <TheRon> breasts!
19:00 <Skirmish> Do it Walley. Then we can say after you're gone "Where's Walley?"
19:00 <Floss> oo id love a bit o chook tit!
19:00 <Walley> I feel embarrassed for how bad that joke was skirmish
19:00 <TheRon> breasts are amazing
19:00 <ShadowLurker> lol underdeveloped
19:00 <Serenity> derpveloped
19:00 <Floss> i had trouble reading that serenity lol
20:00 <Floss> i had to slow it right down
20:00 <simba> MASS WARNINGS
20:00 <Serenity> lol
20:00 <Serenity> i will shave your head simba
20:00 <Floss> my friend gave me back some scarves i lent her today, she hadnt washed them.....
20:00 <slinky_J> NO
20:00 <Floss> it was fkn gross
20:00 <slinky_J> wait
20:00 <slinky_J> omg
20:00 <slinky_J> yes
21:00 <TheRon> tommy used to work on the docks...........
21:00 <slinky_J> sezz come here and shave simbas head
21:00 <slinky_J> uno like simba is gonna be a famous rock star one day tho so
21:00 <slinky_J> u gotta do it good.
21:00 <Skirmish> http://www.news.com.au/national/incest-mum-betty-colt-faces-court-over-alleged-kidnap-attempt/story-fncynjr2-1227044022716      <----------- Just going to put this here ...
21:00 <slinky_J> if u want to be a song on the album ;)
21:00 <TheRon> any ladies wanna shave my back??
21:00 <slinky_J> simba irl = jack white
22:00 <Floss> theron i have wax
22:00 <TheRon> that would hurt right?
22:00 <simba> WAX__COLLECTOR__2014
22:00 <Floss> nah doesnt hurt just tickles ay
22:00 <slinky_J> thx simba for the ultra wax :D
23:00 <slinky_J> coz i hadda order that shit
23:00 <TheRon> how can ladies still be scared of a spider?
23:00 <Skirmish> I want to run my hands through simba's long locks.
24:00 <Serenity> spiders are evil demons straight from hell
24:00 <Serenity> and they all need to die
24:00 <Walley> I feel pity for spiders
24:00 <Walley> Being an insect must be so shit
24:00 <Serenity> i want to sniff simbas hair
24:00 <Walley> cruelest level of the animal world
24:00 <Serenity> i bet smells liek fruit
24:00 <Skirmish> Without spiders there would be a massive explosion of other annoying bugs. 
25:00 <TheRon> yeah but you guys go thru child birth and pull hairs out by the roots, yet a spider is too much
25:00 <Serenity> you do know phobias arent controllable right?
25:00 <slinky_J> TheRon you saying bro that you can wake up with a bird-eating-spider on your face and just go "Time for bacon and eggs!"?
25:00 <slinky_J> lolz
25:00 <Walley> Spiders probably provoke an instinctual fear/discomfort
25:00 <Skirmish> I read an article last week that showed spiders in suburban areas are larger than their country brothers. 
25:00 <slinky_J> no
25:00 <Maurice> Well thats a fucked up family tree, Skirmish
25:00 <slinky_J> spiders have bad eyesight
25:00 <Serenity> my phobia of spiders is that irrational it over rides my mothering instinct
25:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: I read that at work yesterday and was revolted and amazed all at once. 
25:00 <Serenity> i sure as shit didnt choose that
25:00 <slinky_J> they crawel over you but dont realise you're a person..
26:00 <Skirmish> Only 1 kid was not directly related to both it's parents. 
26:00 <slinky_J> when you see spiders crawling around
26:00 <Serenity> YUCK
26:00 <Serenity> STOP IT
26:00 <TheRon> spiders, snakes no problem, public speaking however
26:00 <Serenity> making me feel sick
26:00 <slinky_J> its only because of the time of year when a male is looking for a female
26:00 <slinky_J> autumn
26:00 <Serenity> stopppppppppp
26:00 <slinky_J> i think
27:00 <slinky_J> the ones you see walking around are males looking for a female
27:00 <slinky_J> i gotta wicked beautiful female out back
27:00 <Walley> Serenity: http://cdn.motinetwork.net/demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1202/spider-sex-spider-woman-sex-demotivational-posters-1330469379.jpg
27:00 <Serenity> no
27:00 <doctor> the only thing that bothers me is people or myself
27:00 <slinky_J> she just frets at night when i turn the back light on
27:00 <slinky_J> runts back into her hide.,
27:00 <slinky_J> same doctor
27:00 <Serenity> The conversation that shocked the teacher — and triggered the police investigation — was: “My sister is pregnant and we don’t know which of my brothers is the father.”
28:00 <Serenity> FUCKING LOL
28:00 <TheRon> michael jackson - thriller
28:00 <Serenity> whattttttt
28:00 <Walley> I saw a thing on a current affair once, about like a 13 year old girl who was fucking her 10 year old brother or some shit
28:00 <TheRon> ever been on a dancefloor and just started to thriller dance??
28:00 <Walley> and when they interviewed her asking if she would stop she replied "no, I like it"
28:00 <Serenity> where are the parents?!?!
28:00 <Serenity> oh my goddd
28:00 <Skirmish> lol yeah.  Imagine being a teacher, hearing that, and knowing that kid enough to realise that statement could be true. 
28:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: The parents are brother and sister lol
29:00 <Loof> probably filming it
29:00 <Walley> Probably those weak as piss parents who give in to all tantrums and demands of their kids
30:00 <Skirmish> The children were sexually involved with each other and only one, the youngest, a five-year-old girl, had parents who weren’t related.
31:00 <Skirmish> The raids found 38 adults and children living in filthy caravans and tin sheds without electricity, town water or any plumbing. They were the result of four generations from grandparents who were brother and sister.
31:00 <Maurice> The grandparents were brother and sister too
31:00 <TheRon> my old high school teacher got jailed for indecently assaulty a 15 yo student
31:00 <Maurice> One of the guys denied he fathered any kids even though dna proved it lol
31:00 <Serenity> oh i think i remember this case
32:00 <Maurice> A kangaroo was sleeping on one of the children's beds.
32:00 <Maurice> Children did not know how to brush teeth or use toilet paper
32:00 <Maurice> Adult brother and sisters slept in same bed every night
32:00 <Skirmish> When the raid occurred Betty Colt was found sharing a marital bed with her brother Charlie and her children, same only as young as 10, were the result of sex between Ms Colt and her brother, father or another close male relative.
32:00 <Maurice> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/the-case-of-incest-and-depravity-which-came-to-rest-in-the-hills-of-a-quiet-country-town/story-fnixwvgh-1226780575248
32:00 <TheRon> frietzel??
33:00 <Loof> sunshine on my anus, makes me happy
33:00 <Doodle> BIN NIGHT MAURICE
33:00 <Maurice> THANKS DOODLE
33:00 <Doodle> nps
33:00 <Maurice> I'll thank you properly later ;)
33:00 <Doodle> ;)
33:00 <Thoth> So anyway, about my sister...
33:00 <Loof> bin night has a whole other meaning for pieter, it's usually the day before payday
33:00 <TheRon> both bins doodle
33:00 <Doodle> yup
35:00 <Thoth> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10342753_769031053161877_3414876133766241535_n.jpg?oh=d3bed47fbbd65fe254753457636e79d6&oe=545E14E7
35:00 <Thoth> What a boss
36:00 <TheRon> it's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how i keep from going under
36:00 <ShadowLurker> *04:37:07 PM* <+Fred-Bear> DirtyDingo_, remember mac, and his imaginary gf (his hand) he called her/it monica *04:38:20 PM* <DirtyDingo_> yes mac was a wanker
36:00 <ShadowLurker> lool
36:00 <Skirmish> was/is?
37:00 <Thoth> Broken glass everywhere. People pissing on the stairs, you know they just don't care
37:00 <ShadowLurker> still is
38:00 <TheRon> don't push me 'cause i'm close to the edge, i'm trying not to lose my head
39:00 <mac> i just inserted another object into my anus
39:00 <TheRon> sexual healing?
40:00 <Serenity> lol dirty dingo
40:00 <Mew> I wish stuffz would come back
40:00 <Serenity> that guy was repugnant
40:00 <ShadowLurker> *06:47:01 PM* <mac> vb tastes like cats piss.. i've tried both.
40:00 <Doodle> damn
40:00 <Doodle> i took a what kind of woman are you? quiz
40:00 <Doodle> and got 'feminine'
40:00 <Serenity> lol
40:00 <Doodle> :(
41:00 <Serenity> you feminine beauty you
41:00 <Skirmish> You're a prissy bitch.
41:00 <simba> i never noticed mac, mustve never said anything funny 
41:00 <Doodle> at least i'll be knee deep in the blokes
41:00 <Mew> Lay off guys he's thenthitive
41:00 <Doodle> o/`
41:00 <Mew> Feminista
41:00 <Doodle> i figure most of those quizzes have the same answer
41:00 <TheRon> doodle, i at bowls this week i might steal a microphone and do a number
41:00 <Doodle> thats my story anyway
41:00 <Thoth> My balls aren't going to lick themselves
42:00 <Doodle> lol TheRon
42:00 <Doodle> you should sing this
42:00 <TheRon> be awesome
42:00 <ShadowLurker> *06:28:06 PM* <crackychan> fucking macs. how do they work?
42:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Foghat - Slow Ride.mp3 (4.35MB 192kbps Stereo 3:10)
42:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
42:00 <TheRon> fly me to the moon........
42:00 <Doodle> slow riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide
42:00 <Doodle> take it eeeeasyyyyyyy
43:00 <Thoth> America - Horse with no name
43:00 <bradd_pitts> Asshat
43:00 <Thoth> ftw
43:00 <Mew> http://youtube.com/watch?v=i7P6ut6HPR8
43:00 <TheRon> sisetr golden hair
43:00 <Doodle> <3:)
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ginuwine - Pony (Aug 12, 2010) 4:34 - Category: Music - 8,643,177 - 37,465 likes (96.7%), 1,275 dislikes (3.3%)
43:00 <Doodle> asshat
43:00 <Mew> Do that too
43:00 <mac> and another object
43:00 <Doodle> lol Mew
43:00 <Mew> And thrust the air like a cowboi
43:00 <simba> Ass Like Hat
44:00 <Doodle> tell me when you're on TheRon i might make an appearance
44:00 <TheRon> mew, old ladies with heart attacks waiting to happen
44:00 <Doodle> and chuck my undies at you
44:00 <Skirmish> This is just plain sad .... http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/betty-white-of-the-golden-girls-fame-killed-off-on-the-internet-after-fans-confuse-dye-for-die/story-fn907478-1227047900741
44:00 <TheRon> a tom jones number?
44:00 <Mew> They'll die hippy 
44:00 <Mew> Happy
44:00 <Mew> Hooha
44:00 <Doodle> hippy in nz
44:00 <Mew> Happy Hoohah, Happy Nan.
44:00 <TheRon> whoa she's lady.....
45:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Foreigner - Dirty White Boy.mp3 (8.41MB 128kbps Stereo 9:11)
46:00 <TheRon> jukebox hero?
46:00 <Doodle> pinball wizard
47:00 <TheRon> i'd do baba o'reilly but that could take a while
47:00 <TheRon> balck face and a wig, tracy chapman??
48:00 <Doodle> lmao
48:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Tracy Chapman - Fast Car.mp3 (4.5MB 128kbps Stereo 4:54)
48:00 <TheRon> yeah that one
48:00 <Doodle> she does look like a bloke in a wig
48:00 <Doodle> so you'd be right
48:00 <TheRon> i always thought it was a bloke
50:00 <Loof> and her name is chap and man
50:00 <Loof> both mean a bloke
50:00 <Thoth> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10624736_747426875320226_7542634204842222233_n.jpg?oh=0aa91b21c67fa2e34da584e4fbea883b&oe=546636F6&__gda__=1417703239_a5505680dfee39d2f3f5376e0b25ff03
50:00 <simba> i think u guys r onto something
50:00 <Thoth> Is that supposed to be vomit?
51:00 <TheRon> ggood songwriter i have to give to her
51:00 <simba> lol
51:00 <simba> seven chips
51:00 <simba> eight chips
51:00 <TheRon> poker
51:00 <Thoth> Who vomits whole chips anyway?
51:00 <simba> that would probably taste good
51:00 <Loof> stinky_Jocks
51:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr_qDnDPyA4
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Muse - Supermassive Black Hole (Official Music Video) (Aug 19, 2013) - Category: Music - 574,032 - likes (97.6%), 83 dislikes (2.4%)
52:00 <Skirmish> Has crazy Ana_Ng came back since her meltdown on Tuesday? 
52:00 <TheRon> don't just stand there must a move
53:00 <simba> bust a move
53:00 <Loof> my wife taste tested some new deli rock chips that are coming out, she signed a non-discolsure aggreement but what the fuck, get chilli and corriander when they come out
53:00 <TheRon> yes!
53:00 <simba> nice
53:00 <simba> those chips rok
53:00 <TheRon> well seasoned?
54:00 <Loof> cant believe she gets paid to eat
54:00 <Skirmish> lol signed non disclosure for tasting a chip.
55:00 <Loof> gets a session like every other week half hour of eating for $40
55:00 <Loof> she's finally found something she's good at
56:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEwKCu0P89c   <--------- Flashback
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Anthrax with Public Enemy - Bring The Noise (Jan 13, 2009) 4:44 - Category: Music - 1,898,374 - 8,083 likes (98%), 168 dislikes (2%)
57:00 <simba> do you think she has a good perception on what tastes good
57:00 <simba> ear for music, eye for fashion.... tongue for food!!?????!!!!!!
57:00 <Loof> music and fashion she sucks at
58:00 <Loof> food she knows
58:00 <Loof> espically asian shit
58:00 <Loof> and junkfood
58:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w-n0GrkF8E
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Underworld - Underneath the Radar (May 6, 2011) 6:06 - Category: Music - 94,351 - 385 likes (97.5%), 10 dislikes (2.5%)
58:00 <Loof> some of those asian sweets aren't bad
58:00 <Quinn> I am not an Eskimo. 
58:00 <Skirmish> If I ever found myself as disinterested in my partner as Loof is I would have to leave her. 
58:00 <simba> asian treats own
58:00 <TheRon> the mighty quinn is an eskimo
59:00 <Skirmish> Oh hai Quinn.  
59:00 <simba> these own http://www.meiji.com.au/images/hp-products.jpg
59:00 <Quinn> Hi kits 
59:00 <Quinn> TheRon the Mauri? 
00:00 <TheRon> bob dylan
00:00 <Quinn> Skirmish it's been ages. 
00:00 <Skirmish> Someone here put me onto japanese mayo. It's nice. 
00:00 <Quinn> Yuck mayo. 
00:00 <TheRon> i hate mayo
00:00 <Quinn> ^
00:00 <Loof> someone buy me one of these: http://buy.thegameklip.com/
01:00 <TheRon> tomato sauce i hate
01:00 <TheRon> tomato
01:00 <Quinn> Ketchup is better. 
01:00 <ShadowLurker> *06:51:36 PM* <+Thoth> Who vomits whole chips anyway? <-- ive seen that before
01:00 <Skirmish> raw brown onion and mayo on a roll.  So yum. 
01:00 <ShadowLurker> its amazing
01:00 <TheRon> i hate anything like that
01:00 <simba> lol Loof.. that looks cool but id prefer not to have the screen mounted personally
01:00 <simba> otherwise ur wireless controller aint so wireless
02:00 <TheRon> i like a greek lamb wrap with tzatziki
02:00 <simba> thats called a yiros m8
02:00 <Loof> it clips off
02:00 <Loof> not permanent
02:00 <TheRon> really i just make them
02:00 <simba> i know
02:00 <bradd_pitts> klip
02:00 <simba> Unleash your phones inner console
03:00 <Loof> snes, n64 and ps1 emulators
03:00 <Quinn> Ok I'mma go play sims some more. 
03:00 <Loof> will be sick
03:00 <Quinn> Afk a bit. 
04:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSS4fZZsR54   <----- Pooooooison
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alice Cooper - Poison (Lyrics) (Jun 12, 2012) 4:27 - Category: Music - 60,253 - likes (98.4%), 5 dislikes (1.6%)
04:00 <TheRon> the real clip has boobs
04:00 <TheRon> i love the song
05:00 <Skirmish> I went through a phase of listening to Alice Cooper - Poison and Chingy - One call away on repeat for about a month.  Love them songs. Not quite sure why. 
06:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhPiBZLun5k
07:00 <simba> chingy? maybe someone stole ur balls
07:00 <Skirmish> I liked a lot of Nelly tunes as well. Similar style. 
07:00 <bradd_pitts> nelly rules
07:00 <Skirmish> like*
08:00 <TheRon> skrimish donated a ball to richmond half way through the season
08:00 <simba> Nelly is good if youre 13 and looking for your first kiss
08:00 <simba> lol
08:00 <TheRon> he's so giving
08:00 <Skirmish> I will listen to just about anything.  I don't have a particular style I like and just people for liking other stuff. 
09:00 <TheRon> just no doof doof
09:00 <TheRon> thats my rule
09:00 <TheRon> oh and country music
09:00 <simba> no tomato sauce, no doof doof
09:00 <Zade> if its played on radio i dont listen to it 
09:00 <TheRon> sounds good to me
10:00 <TheRon> these days i have no idea whats on radio
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldn't even know a top 40 or popular song
10:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: I used to be anti country music, but the mrs listens to it so I found a few bands I could handle so we could share it together. 
10:00 <Loof> most electronic music is terrible, but the stuff that is good is fucking awesome, just my opinion
10:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on the type of country too
10:00 <Zade> dolly parton is aweosme
10:00 <Bastardly_One> My secret joy is Allan Jackson
10:00 <Bastardly_One> how much fucking fun is that guy having?
10:00 <TheRon> dear god
11:00 <Bastardly_One> making the same song for 25 albums
11:00 <Loof> simba knows what i mean
11:00 <Skirmish> My son is into electronic music a lot. He's been buying Monstercat albums. $10 canadian ... bargain. 
11:00 <Loof> he has taste
11:00 <TheRon> what would you do if they asked to fight for freedom
11:00 <Loof> and hook us up with some bass man btw
11:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3htOCjafTc
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nelly - Over And Over ft. Tim McGraw (Oct 6, 2009) 3:57 - Category: Music - 36,830,740 - 148,335 likes (97.9%), 3,224 dislikes (2.1%)
11:00 <TheRon> would you answer the call or run away like a little pussy
11:00 <Bastardly_One> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Tim McGraw
12:00 <Bastardly_One> My mum likes country so I know a bit about it 
12:00 <bradd_pitts> you chose teh worst nelly song eever
12:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM213aMKTHg
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lady Antebellum - Need You Now (Jan 28, 2011) 4:30 - Category: Music - 84,521,325 - 405,943 likes (98.2%), 7,543 dislikes (1.8%)
12:00 <TheRon> my secret country song
12:00 <Skirmish> My fav Nelly song is Ride Wit Me. 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> is Dr Hook country?
13:00 <Skirmish> Going through your record collection B1? 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the song I am thinking of is
14:00 <Bastardly_One> classic
14:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPrixYOTNHw
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dr. Hook - Sylvia's Mother (Oct 9, 2008) 4:32 - Category: Music - 2,780,827 - 8,713 likes (97.1%), 257 dislikes (2.9%)
14:00 <TheRon> taylor swift i watch with the sound down
14:00 <Zade> what was the first record you ever purchased Bastardly_One?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but there is a country album I think most would like
14:00 <Bastardly_One> first record I bought or first record I got?
14:00 <TheRon> achy breaky heart??
14:00 <Zade> either
15:00 <Bastardly_One> first 2 records were Little Richard and the Beatles on my 5th b/day
15:00 <TheRon> nice
15:00 <TheRon> the white albumn?
15:00 <Skirmish> I bought this as a cassette single. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3sMjm9Eloo
15:00 <Bastardly_One> this is a country song you cant hate
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tom Cochrane - Life Is A Highway (Feb 23, 2009) 4:28 - Category: Music - 2,362,755 - 9,881 likes (95.8%), 428 dislikes (4.2%)
15:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFOKwgx20FU
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ween - Piss Up A Rope (Oct 22, 2010) 3:34 - Category: Music - 42,005 - likes (97.1%), 6 dislikes (2.9%)
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish would relate to this 
16:00 <TheRon> Skirmish: we all did
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and ShadowLurker
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and all taken men 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, Revolver
16:00 <Skirmish> How so? 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> actually
16:00 <Bastardly_One> click it and see
16:00 <Bastardly_One> it's "humour"
16:00 <Skirmish> I've made a rule to never click your links.
16:00 <Bastardly_One> but with a real country band doing the music
16:00 <Bastardly_One> just do it 
17:00 <Skirmish> No. 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you might like it 
17:00 <Skirmish> I don't make rules to break them.
17:00 <ShadowLurker> if you need to push it this much
17:00 <ShadowLurker> its shit
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it is shit 
17:00 <simba> it is shit
17:00 <Serenity> ween arent country
17:00 <Bastardly_One> in the best possible way
17:00 <simba> what are we talking about
17:00 <Serenity> wtf is wrong with you lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that is 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> from 12 Country Greats
17:00 <Bastardly_One> they did a country album
17:00 <simba> ween = good acid music
18:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the best country albums ever
18:00 <Serenity> My dinner's on fire
18:00 <Serenity> While she watches TV
18:00 <Serenity> And if you've ever wondered
18:00 <Serenity> What it's like to be me
18:00 <Serenity> She takes all my money
18:00 <Serenity> And leaves me no smokes
18:00 <Serenity> Yells at my buddies
18:00 <Serenity> And insults my folks
18:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGFToiLtXro
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Can't Take My Eyes off You - Frankie Valli and The 4 Seasons (Aug 26, 2009) 3:45 - Category: Music - 10,955,008 - 44,905 likes (98.2%), 830 dislikes (1.8%)
18:00 <Serenity> ffs
18:00 <Skirmish> Not sure how ShadowLurker or myself would relate to someone in a terrible relationship. 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and you can pissssssssssssssssss up a rope
18:00 <Bastardly_One> wb :P
18:00 <TheRon> the songs about me
18:00 <Serenity> i find that insulting tbh
18:00 <Serenity> lol
18:00 <ShadowLurker> same
18:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNJVFloPIVA   <-------- classic.
19:00 <Serenity> I'm breakin' my back doin' the best that I can
19:00 <Serenity> She's got time for the dog and none for her man
19:00 <Serenity> And I'm no dope
19:00 <Serenity> But I can't cope
19:00 <Serenity> So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yw ... how can you take it serious ffs
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <Serenity> how can you tell two people they will relate to it
19:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not like Boondox wanting boobehs
19:00 <ShadowLurker> theres the backpeddle
19:00 <Serenity> then say its not serious..
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, ffs ... there I am being taken literally again
19:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I am glad I didn't click it.  
19:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly if you heard it you'd know I wasn't
19:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
19:00 <Serenity> ive HEARD it.
20:00 <Serenity> i know ween
20:00 <Skirmish> "You can relate to a song about a guy in a shitty relationship"  What are you trying to suggest? 
20:00 <Serenity> everyone knows ween
20:00 <Skirmish> Are you suggesting that Serenity along with my partner is the female in the song? 
20:00 <simba> Serenity is female as fuck
20:00 <Bastardly_One> give it up Skirmish ... 
21:00 <TheRon> you're just too good to be true, can't my eyes off you.......
21:00 <Serenity> it seems to be the norm however that people talk about their relationships in that 'joking' way
21:00 <Serenity> i find it offensive
21:00 <Bastardly_One> well, get a sense of humour then 
21:00 <Skirmish> lol 
21:00 <simba> yea get 1 from cheap as chips 6 pack for 10 bux
21:00 <Serenity> why should i?
22:00 <Skirmish> Next person that gets offended by what you say ... just tell them to get a sense of humour.  PROBLEM SOLVED!  
22:00 <Serenity> its not normal to say these things about someone you're supposed to love. or even experience it to be able to 'joke' about it
22:00 <Bastardly_One> for fuck sake get over it 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and yourself by the sound of it 
22:00 <Serenity> im trying to converse with you. dont get snippy at me because i didnt like your joke
22:00 <ShadowLurker> O.o
22:00 <Serenity> fucks sake
23:00 <Bastardly_One> starting to sound like Skirmish
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah we got that 
23:00 <ShadowLurker> oohhhhhhh
23:00 <Bastardly_One> why go on?
23:00 <TheRon> if more people played bowls a happier world this would be
23:00 <Serenity> im not going on
23:00 <ShadowLurker> good one Bastardly_One
23:00 <Skirmish> lol 
23:00 <Serenity> this is how conversations work
23:00 <Serenity> .
23:00 <Bastardly_One> who said I want one about it? :)
23:00 <Serenity> you started it you freak..
23:00 <Bastardly_One> was a passing moment of humour/stupidness
24:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: Have I mentioned that prior to my wedding reception I have organised for all in attendance to do bare foot bowls? 
24:00 <Serenity> why dont you just open up #b1 and talk to yourself if you dont want people to reply
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you're the one that took it too serious
24:00 <TheRon> look at me trying to deflect the conversation
24:00 <Serenity> im NOT taking it serious
24:00 <Serenity> oh my god
24:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
24:00 <Serenity> TheRiddler every time you join i read your ident as paddlin
24:00 <TheRiddler> lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
24:00 <Serenity> that's a paddlin'
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I see theBaron's isp as whorenet
25:00 <TheRiddler> my memtest is still going 
25:00 <TheRiddler> upto 91 now
25:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wEwNcnklcsk
25:00 <Skirmish> Maybe B1 is PMS'ing today as well. 
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chicago - Hard To Say I'm Sorry (stereo sound) (Jan 19, 2008) 3:40 - Category: Music - 6,171,672 - 22,128 likes (98.9%), 242 dislikes (1.1%)
25:00 <TheRiddler> 91 errors 
26:00 <simba> thats over 90!
26:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkRKT6T0QLg    <--------- Song about sluts. 
26:00 <Serenity> i have chocolate
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Philip Bailey Duet with Phil Collins - Easy Lover (Jul 29, 2013) 4:47 - Category: Music - 1,751,576 - 9,356 likes (98.2%), 170 dislikes (1.8%)
26:00 <TheRon> 69 is a great number
26:00 <Serenity> my pms will be gone soon
26:00 <ShadowLurker> over 9000 millierrors
26:00 <simba> i have malteasers!!!!!
26:00 <Serenity> i have picnic chocolate
26:00 <cute{female}14> Bastardly_One STOPING BEING A PAEDOPHILE YOU OLD MAN!!Bastardly_One STOPING BEING A PAEDOPHILE YOU OLD MAN!!Bastardly_One STOPING BEING A PAEDOPHILE YOU OLD MAN!!Bastardly_One STOPING BEING A PAEDOPHILE YOU OLD MAN!!Bastardly_One STOPING BEING A PAEDOPHILE YOU OLD MAN!!Bastardly_One STOPING BEING A PAEDOPHILE YOU OLD MAN!!
26:00 <Serenity> jesus christ
27:00 <Skirmish> Yes?
27:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
27:00 <TheRon> Skirmish: you like chicago?
27:00 <simba> lol
27:00 <Skirmish> I have no opinion of Chicago. 
27:00 <simba> "stop being a pedophile" 
28:00 <TheRon> you like the karate kid?
28:00 <Skirmish> Who doesn't like the karate kid? 
28:00 <Skirmish> crane*
28:00 <simba> judo boy, thats who
28:00 <simba> theyre mortal enemies
28:00 <Skirmish> Bird kick*
28:00 <TheRon> peter cetera
28:00 <TheRon> the crane?
28:00 <{female}{14}> Bastardly_One STOPING BEING A PAEDOPHILE YOU OLD MAN!!Bastardly_One STOPING BEING A PAEDOPHILE YOU OLD MAN!
29:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XWHOF_0-6Hg
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Peter Cetera ~ The Glory Of LOVE (Mar 24, 2010) 4:21 - Category: Music - 8,230,149 - 23,066 likes (97.2%), 661 dislikes (2.8%)
29:00 <TheRon> the karate kid
29:00 <Serenity> that zline needs to kick in quicker
30:00 <TheRon> nice!!!
31:00 <TheRon> paint the fence
31:00 <Skirmish> I have a confession to make.  I like Icehouse. 
31:00 <TheRon> wash the car
31:00 <Walley> That debate/argument above was a good read
31:00 <Walley> thanks guys
31:00 <TheRon> nothing wrong with that
31:00 <TheRon> flowers?
31:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l81wXiY4jk0
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Icehouse - Nothing Too Serious (HQ) (Oct 13, 2012) 3:28 - Category: Comedy - 3,838 - 24 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
32:00 <TheRon> ahh yes
32:00 <TheRon> hey little girl?
32:00 <doctor> you old man you
32:00 <Skirmish> Yis.  Electric Blue! 
32:00 <{female}^{14}> Bastardly_One STOPING BEING A PAEDOPHILE YOU OLD MAN!!Bastardly_One STOPING BEING A PAEDOPHILE YOU OLD MAN! PAEDOPHILE Bastardly_One PAEDOPHILE Bastardly_One PAEDOPHILE Bastardly_One PAEDOPHILE Bastardly_One PAEDOPHILE Bastardly_One PAEDOPHILE Bastardly_One
32:00 <TheRon> crazy
32:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mud8PLSvrXk
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Icehouse - Don't Believe Anymore (Feb 6, 2012) 3:51 - Category: Music - 28,516 - 182 likes (99.5%), 1 dislikes (0.5%)
32:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the best songs ever
32:00 <Skirmish> I don't like Icehouse anymore.
33:00 <TheRon> damn!
33:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJK8OTDG6g8
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 1927 - That's When I Think Of You (1988) (Jun 4, 2013) 3:54 - Category: Music - 97,776 - 500 likes (98.6%), 7 dislikes (1.4%)
33:00 <TheRon> doctor you are the man!
33:00 <doctor> 80s throw back time
33:00 <slinky_J> I want to know
33:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish
33:00 <slinky_J> you ever hit anyone?
33:00 <slinky_J> and then
33:00 <TheRon> if i could....
33:00 <slinky_J> you ever hit some body and succeed?
33:00 <Skirmish> Succeed in what? 
34:00 <slinky_J> TheRon, you are too much of a nice guy.
34:00 <slinky_J> in beating that guy..
34:00 <TheRon> what??
34:00 <Mew> shouldn't you be removed by now slinky_j?
34:00 <slinky_J> no ellie
34:00 <Skirmish> How do you define beating?  For me, having to resort to physical retaliation means I have lost.
34:00 <slinky_J> Ronnie
34:00 <doctor> I can be very nice but then again I can be a right prick
34:00 <slinky_J> you're the best type of guy
34:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish isnt
34:00 <slinky_J> cool man, Skirmish
35:00 <slinky_J> I've never had to beat anyone in my life
35:00 <{female}`{14}> Bastardly_One STOPING BEING A PAEDOPHILE YOU OLD MAN!!Bastardly_One STOPING BEING A PAEDOPHILE YOU OLD MAN! PAEDOPHILE Bastardly_One PAEDOPHILE Bastardly_One PAEDOPHILE Bastardly_One PAEDOPHILE Bastardly_One PAEDOPHILE Bastardly_One PAEDOPHILE Bastardly_One
35:00 <slinky_J> I'm glad to know you haven't either.
35:00 <doctor> I may look like I care but on the inside I'm indifferent to the plight of others
35:00 <slinky_J> :P
35:00 <TheRon> i pushed a guy into sewerage once
35:00 <Mew> you've gotta have a good cunty side to balance the niceness
35:00 <Skirmish> The tone of this song, the tempo ..... I think this is a powerful song.  I love it.  Loud in headphones is great. 
35:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROjhggnBVtA
35:00 <TheRon> he was pissing me off
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Icehouse - Heartbreak Kid (Sep 26, 2009) 5:17 - Category: Music - 37,897 - 166 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
35:00 <simba> i pushed a dookie out once
35:00 <partay> TheRon nice 
35:00 <TheRon> it felt good
36:00 <partay> I'd love to do that 
36:00 <Skirmish> Why did you ask if I have ever beaten someone up slinky_J? 
37:00 <TheRon> thats probably as violent i have got
38:00 <Skirmish> The best lesson to learn in life is that standing toe to toe with someone else swinging punches is the most fruitless situation you can put yourself in. 
39:00 <Skirmish> Plus ... fucking someone's shit up and making it look effortless drops the panties better. 
39:00 <Walley> "Having to resort to physical retaliation means I have lost" sounds like a cop out way of saying "I'd probably get my ass handed to me but I'll pretend to be strong by focusing on other areas"
39:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
39:00 <bradd_pitts> - pussy
39:00 <simba> i agree fighting is for animals
39:00 <Walley> It is true that physical violence *is* petty and vulgar though
40:00 <Walley> But meh, sometimes it's the only option you're left with
40:00 <TheRon> 2 brothers, time spent stopping them from fighting
40:00 <bradd_pitts> going out of your way to beat someone up is stupid, but if a dude is swinging at you and you stand there and go, LETS FIGHT WITH OUR WORDS BECAUSE VIOLENCE IS BAD then you re a fucking faggot
40:00 <TheRiddler> he want to know if you beat up girls
40:00 <Skirmish> lol bradd_pitts
40:00 <TheRon> alcohol makes me happy so.....
41:00 <simba> just use karate the art of self defence
41:00 <partay> I have 3 brothers.  It was madness sometimes.  Jungle warfare 
41:00 <Mew> just go for the cheap shot and then piss on him when he's on the ground cupping his balls
41:00 <Serenity> [7:41pm] <bradd_pitts> going out of your way to beat someone up is stupid, but if a dude is swinging at you and you stand there and go, LETS FIGHT WITH OUR WORDS BECAUSE VIOLENCE IS BAD then you re a fucking faggot
41:00 <Serenity> ROFLLL
41:00 <Mew> maybe throw in some jelly
41:00 <doctor> violence is creative. most fights are just hollow bravado chest thumping and doesn't count
41:00 <TheRon> my defense is the swift kick to the nuts and run
41:00 <Mew> effective TheRon
41:00 <partay> Mew I like the way you think 
42:00 <Mew> thanks me 2
42:00 <Skirmish> I would suggest that if you are interested in self defence, take a pressure point submission training course. 
42:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ueRLZWhbpsY
42:00 <Walley> If you are interested in self defence, go around all day wearing some old fashion plate mail
42:00 <Walley> solved, genius
42:00 <TheRon> sorry i seem drunk enough to love it
42:00 <simba> self defence > safety dance
43:00 <TheRon> playing the fake drums so hard
43:00 <Skirmish> Working nightclubs was a lot easier once people realised you wouldn't fight them, but you could put them through a lot of pain whilst looking like you were being nice to them.  
43:00 <TheRon> noiseworks rule\
43:00 <Skirmish> Speak softly, but carry a big stick. 
44:00 <TheRon> TAKE ME BACK TO YOU IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME!!
44:00 <Serenity> fighting makes me anxious
44:00 <Skirmish> It's pointless. 
44:00 <Walley> It's not pointless.
44:00 <TheRon> let's fighting love!!!
44:00 <Skirmish> Someone always ends up resentful that they lost and looked stupid in front of other people. 
44:00 <Walley> To say it's pointless is arguing it has no consequences or impact
44:00 <Walley> But I mean, if someone pushes your buttons and you beat the shit out of them... it's achieved something lol
44:00 <Serenity> what is the point then
45:00 <Skirmish> It is pointless in so far as it achieves something Walley. 
45:00 <Walley> Elaborate
45:00 <TheRon> never been drunk enough to swing back
45:00 <Skirmish> nothing*
45:00 <Serenity> it just means youve hurt someone
45:00 <Skirmish> It is pointless in so far as it achieves nothing Walley. 
45:00 <Serenity> but what has it achieved
45:00 <Walley> But it doesn't achieve nothing, that makes no sense skirmish
45:00 <Walley> only inaction achieves nothing
45:00 <Walley> What you're really implying is you consider it to produce a "bad" outcome
45:00 <Bastardly_One> some people should remember that when claiming they'd kick others in the throat
45:00 <Walley> not worth pursuing
46:00 <Walley> what do you consider that bad to be?
46:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: Get a sense of humour. :) 
46:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gujdbZ1csng
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Come Said The Boy - Mondo Rock (May 19, 2007) 4:33 - Category: Music - 486,544 - 1,500 likes (98%), 31 dislikes (2%)
47:00 <Skirmish> Walley: You and me fight.  How do you define who has won? 
47:00 <Serenity> typing you want to kick someone in the throat here isnt really the same as actually doing it
47:00 <TheRiddler> WAR!
47:00 <Walley> I don't look at it in those terms
47:00 <Mew> some people need a good kick in the nuts as a catalyst for change 
47:00 <TheRiddler> HUH
47:00 <TheRiddler> GOOD GOD ALL
47:00 <Walley> I imagine we'd all agree that sometimes losing your temper is valuable yeah?
47:00 <TheRiddler> WHAT IS GOOD FOR?
47:00 <fawks> ash has lost it
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <Walley> Say someone does something really unfair to you, abuses you somehow
47:00 <TheRiddler> sif
47:00 <TheRon> WAR, WHAT IS IT GOOD FAR?
47:00 <Serenity> valuable how?
47:00 <TheRon> WAR, WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
47:00 <Walley> It's natural, and somewhat rational, to respond to that, with some kind of anger
47:00 <simba> WAR, WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
47:00 <Skirmish> I beat you ... you are resentful.  You win, I am resentful. We potentially seek to return the world to balance with another altercation, this time using the knowledge first gained to try and seek a different outcome. 
47:00 <TheRiddler> oops
48:00 <Walley> Say some random guy decided he wants to mug me skirmish.
48:00 <Walley> Say I fight him, and win
48:00 <Walley> He doesn't mug me, he learns not to try to mug me again
48:00 <TheRon> ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HUH!!
48:00 <Walley> that's the outcome, in a practical sense
48:00 <TheRiddler> that's what I got out of the argument
48:00 <simba> not everyone reacts with anger even if theyre mugged or hurt
48:00 <Mew> u win
48:00 <Walley> Of course it's a risk too - if I try to fight him and lose
48:00 <Walley> maybe he stabs and kills me
48:00 <Walley> but still, either way, it's a change of circumstance
48:00 <Skirmish> He realises he cannot mug you as initially planned, he gets out his knife/gun and kills you. 
48:00 <fawks> Yeah maybe some people are happy to get mugged...
48:00 <Walley> That's *one* possibility
49:00 <fawks> And throw confetti 
49:00 <Walley> out of many
49:00 <fawks> Instead of putting up a fight 
49:00 <Walley> My point isn't to be pedantic anyway, only that fighting *can* serve a purpose
49:00 <simba> some could just feel pity and shake their head
49:00 <Serenity> lol speaking of confetti whoever is playing at darcys work on sat night has ordered in like 6 kilos of confetti
49:00 <TheRon> if i get mugged i hope i'm like steven seagal
49:00 <simba> instead of looking for a physical fight for revenge
49:00 <TheRiddler> in business it's always walk away
49:00 <Skirmish> Seriously, if someone is mugging you, the easiest way out of the situation is to just give them what they want. 
49:00 <partay> Fawks on your knees 
49:00 <Serenity> 04<07~08*09-12,11.13_04.07,08-09*12~11'13^04'07~08*09-12,11.13_04.07,08-09*12-11,13.04'07<08~09*12-11,13.04_07.08,09-12*11~13'04^07'08~09*12-11,13.04_07.08,09-12*11-13,04.07'08<09~12*11-13,04.07_08.09,12-11*13~04'07^08'09~12*11-13,04.07_08.09,12-11*13-04,07.08'
50:00 <Maurice> Someone hook me up with crumpets
50:00 <Walley> You can also reverse the situation lol. Say you're a tough guy, and you want some easy cash (don't get pedantic about whether you get caught for it lol),
50:00 <simba> not everyone wants to get into a fight just because theyve been wronged and therefore "have an excuse"
50:00 <TheRiddler> imagine if you said that like 1500yrs ago
50:00 <Maurice> Lol
50:00 <Walley> you can use that to fight and beat up people, and take their money
50:00 <TheRiddler> -1
50:00 <simba> lol @ serenity
50:00 <Walley> bam, outcome
50:00 <TheRon> maurice hi
50:00 <Maurice> Hi TheRon
50:00 <Walley> I mean look at the animal kingdom even, it's a perfect example of the power of fighting
50:00 <TheRon> sorry crumpets or me?
50:00 <Serenity> that owned everyone hahhaha
50:00 <ShadowLurker> i just had crumpets
50:00 <simba> u got pwn3d
51:00 <Serenity> stebie got more pwned
51:00 <Mew> confetti pwnd
51:00 <Skirmish> I still haven't replaced my blowed up toaster.
51:00 <simba> oh didnt see that 
51:00 <Maurice> I have crumpets in the fridge but effort
51:00 <fawks> blowed up
51:00 <fawks> LOL
51:00 <ShadowLurker> are there guys lined up next to ur fridge
51:00 <TheRon> they got married early, never had no money, then when he got laid off it really hit the skids........
51:00 <TheRiddler> inflatable toaster
51:00 <Skirmish> Or my new favourite word.  "It's borken."
51:00 <fawks> is blowed a word.
51:00 <Maurice> Lol ShadowLurker
51:00 <Maurice> Not this time
52:00 <Serenity> i dont think its a real word
52:00 <Serenity> i dont know
52:00 <fawks> Its naaaht
52:00 <Skirmish> fawks: Not sure.  I just felt that it was the best way to describe the situation in this setting. 
52:00 <Serenity> blew
52:00 <Serenity> blown
52:00 <Maurice> It makes it sound more dramatic than blown or blew
52:00 <fawks> Blown up toastuh
52:00 <TheRon> storm or broncos?
52:00 <fawks> Storm
52:00 <Serenity> now it looks funny
52:00 <Skirmish> It done blowed up.
52:00 <Serenity> blow
52:00 <TheRon> go storm!!
53:00 <TheRon> premiers?
53:00 <TheRon> storm?
53:00 <fawks> No
53:00 <TheRiddler> maybe it's a drug term :p
53:00 <simba> is the question which team has bigger debt from paying people off to keep their rape charges on the down low
53:00 <simba> L!OL
53:00 <Skirmish> did the roosters win? The inlaws are at the game tonight. 
53:00 <TheRiddler> blowed some blow
53:00 <TheRiddler> cockfight
53:00 <TheRon> fuck theres a game tonight
53:00 <Skirmish> Yes the roosters won. 
54:00 <Skirmish> *spoiler alert*
54:00 <TheRiddler> who did they play?
54:00 <Skirmish> Rabbitohs
54:00 <TheRiddler> also who are dragons playing
54:00 <fawks> Newcastle 
54:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
54:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp3WOpo7Jus
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Missy Higgins - The Special Two (Video) (Oct 26, 2009) 4:29 - Category: Music - 388,479 - 1,789 likes (98%), 37 dislikes (2%)
54:00 <fawks> Sunday 2pm
55:00 <Serenity> missy higgins LOIKS TAH STAAAAAAY BOIIII THA TAAAYYYBLEEEE
55:00 <Skirmish> Roosters has a shocking start to the year and now if Manly lose to Nth QLD they can be minor premiers. 
55:00 <TheRon> i would
55:00 <Skirmish> had*
55:00 <TheRiddler> minors
56:00 <TheRon> when was the last time a minor premier won one?
56:00 <Skirmish> No idea. 
56:00 <Skirmish> Weren't the roosters the minor premiers last year and won it? 
56:00 <TheRon> storm?
56:00 <TheRon> possibly
56:00 <fawks> 2010 dragons 
56:00 <TheRon> i have no idea
58:00 <Skirmish> Part of me hopes the roosters drop out of the finals because if they get into the grand final I have to go to Sydney and watch it. 
58:00 <TheRon> damn!
58:00 <Skirmish> 2013 minor premiers Roosters and Premiers. 
59:00 <Skirmish> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_NRL_season    <-------- Unless it's wrong. 
59:00 <TheRon> damn it
59:00 <simba> who was the last team to finish on top of the premier league table and win it?
59:00 <TheRon> every team?
59:00 <simba> trick question the winner finishes top ###MINDBENDER____ALIENATED_MINDBENDER_HACKED)
00:00 <TheRon> simba you following adelaide untied?
01:00 <simba> "enough talk" - arnie, some movie
01:00 <simba> nope not doing that 
01:00 <TheRon> i might follow melb city just to piss my brother off
01:00 <Skirmish> Ever wondered where your socks are going missing?  Check your pets. http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/sep/04/great-dane-portland-eats-43-socks-hospital-wins-prize?CMP=soc_567
03:00 <TheRon> simba going to the adelaide test??
03:00 <simba> theres a test???
03:00 <simba> i didnt study!!!!!
03:00 <TheRon> my bad
03:00 <Maurice> I just saw a game on FB called yummy balls..
03:00 <Maurice> I bet a man named that
03:00 <TheRon> a day sinking piss and watching the cricket
04:00 <simba> they call me the pisssinker
05:00 <TheRon> i know
05:00 <slinky_J> lol
05:00 <slinky_J> do they call you anything else?
05:00 <slinky_J> the bigduster
05:00 <simba> Mr. Piss Sinker if in the company of elites
06:00 <slinky_J> lolz
06:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahaha
06:00 <slinky_J> you're the wave!
06:00 <TheRon> the odd spliff in the bathrrom??
06:00 <slinky_J> so TheRon
06:00 <slinky_J> you dl the movie?
06:00 <TheRon> not yet
07:00 <slinky_J> wow
07:00 <slinky_J> was like
07:00 <slinky_J> coulda dl it by now
07:00 <slinky_J> its only a fkn great war movie man
07:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J stop typing 4 lines when you can make it all 1.
07:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/wTkiFi0.jpg
07:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish, I'm sorry Sean Penn isn't your uncle bro
08:00 <slinky_J> don't be such a cunt.
08:00 <slinky_J> :P
08:00 <Skirmish> What? 
08:00 <slinky_J> are you asking me how to connect four?
08:00 <slinky_J> 1 2 3 4 fuck off.
08:00 <Skirmish> Ok ... stop typing 4 lines when you can do it in 1 ... and start making sense.
09:00 <slinky_J> dude
09:00 <slinky_J> stop
09:00 <slinky_J> LOL
09:00 <slinky_J> seriously though.. stop, this obsession with b1 and me dude
09:00 <slinky_J> i dont give a shit
09:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBbiWavTjY4&list=UUswH8ovgUp5Bdg-0_JTYFNw    <--------- Murica is amazing. 
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Can Fox Teach Your Child About ISIS? Russell Brand The Trews (E138) (Sep 3, 2014) 8:22 - Category: News & Politics - 76,512 - 3,450 likes (99.2%), 29 dislikes (0.8%)
09:00 <slinky_J> check this out bro
09:00 <slinky_J> learn
10:00 <bradd_pitts> omg
10:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCDrWtWpXPc
10:00 <bradd_pitts> the trews is me new youtube obsession
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Velvet Acid Christ - Slut (Apr 2, 2007) 6:43 - Category: Music - 300,480 - 1,509 likes (96.8%), 50 dislikes (3.2%)
10:00 <slinky_J> XD
10:00 <bradd_pitts> love him
10:00 <bradd_pitts> XD
10:00 <slinky_J> ^ great track btw
10:00 <slinky_J> xD
10:00 <Skirmish> bradd_pitts: If you haven't already, sub to The Young Turks channel too. 
10:00 <slinky_J> i listenin to it now
11:00 <simba> shorn pen - milk
11:00 <slinky_J> fuck off Skirmish
11:00 <slinky_J> wot simba
11:00 <bradd_pitts> ill hae a look
11:00 <slinky_J> pm me some good shit again
11:00 <simba> i heard milk was some great movie so i eagerly sat down to watch it then soon realised it was about gays or some shit and i got soooooooooooooooo disinterested
11:00 <simba> does that make me homophobic
11:00 <slinky_J> YOU HAD ME AT OPETH
11:00 <bradd_pitts> no it makes u gay
11:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
11:00 <bradd_pitts> can you stop repeating u fuk
11:00 <simba> i couldnt have swung harder the other way
11:00 <slinky_J> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
12:00 <slinky_J> I FELLLLL AND TAKE COVER
12:00 <Skirmish> I found out tonight that people that can drink milk and not be sick from it have a mutated gene. 
12:00 <slinky_J> fuck off Skirmish
12:00 <slinky_J> you're not singing, take you away
12:00 <slinky_J> ALL THAT WE NEEDED
12:00 <slinky_J> FADED AWAY!
12:00 <Skirmish> Can someone remove slinky_J until he comes down from the Mr Sheen he's been sniffing? 
13:00 <slinky_J> zombie, the way she walks
13:00 <slinky_J> i love the way she smiles
13:00 <bradd_pitts> Serenity
13:00 <slinky_J> i want, make her 
13:00 <slinky_J> little wrongs
13:00 <slinky_J> ready Skirmish
14:00 <Serenity> slinks lol
14:00 <Serenity> chill
14:00 <bradd_pitts> sez u fuk
14:00 <slinky_J> LOL SEZZ
14:00 <bradd_pitts> that women eating in front of men thing you posted
14:00 <slinky_J> sozz
14:00 <Serenity> yeah
14:00 <bradd_pitts> i had a friend like that....... it was so annoying
14:00 <Serenity> oh its fucking pathetic honestly
14:00 <Serenity> OMG EATING..
14:00 <bradd_pitts> she liked this dude, who didnt think of her as anything more than a friend
14:00 <Serenity> how shameful..
14:00 <bradd_pitts> and we'd go and hang out with him sometimes
14:00 <bradd_pitts> for HOURS
14:00 <bradd_pitts> and him and i would eat
15:00 <bradd_pitts> and she'd be like
15:00 <bradd_pitts> oh i just want water
15:00 <bradd_pitts> but she'd eat like 294 burgers when she got home
15:00 <Serenity> ugh
15:00 <Serenity> dumb bint
15:00 <TheRiddler> I thought you meant other way around lol
15:00 <Skirmish> Do you still talk to that girl bradd_pitts?
15:00 <bradd_pitts> why woukd you want to associate with people you cant be yourself around
15:00 <bradd_pitts> no
15:00 <Skirmish> I thought so. 
15:00 <TheRiddler> the guy didn't wany you to eat in front of him
16:00 <bradd_pitts> she was my best friend for 15 years
16:00 <Serenity> its not even like.. farting or something.. you need to eat lol
16:00 <Serenity> to live
16:00 <simba> lol @ huffing mr sheen
16:00 <bradd_pitts> and she was the biggest dog
16:00 <Serenity> how do these women not eat around their husbands..
16:00 <slinky_J> sezz
16:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOag2nUiVS8
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bush Cold Contagious (May 28, 2009) 6:01 - Category: Music - 76,586 - 338 likes (97.1%), 10 dislikes (2.9%)
16:00 <slinky_J> such a good song :P
16:00 <slinky_J> it's fkn so good man!!!
16:00 <bradd_pitts> .
16:00 <TheRiddler> .
16:00 <slinky_J> .
16:00 <Serenity> .
16:00 <slinky_J> grune
16:00 <slinky_J> grunge
16:00 <slinky_J> lolz
17:00 <TheRiddler> you and b1 need to get a room
17:00 <Skirmish> If we have to have a token channel huffer can we boot slinky_J and bring Chris back? He typed less. 
17:00 <slinky_J> naw mate
17:00 <bradd_pitts> lool
17:00 <slinky_J> b1 dont hold a candle to me bro
17:00 <slinky_J> dont put that pill taking fag
17:00 <bradd_pitts> uh i hate when i forget to write shit on my shopping list
17:00 <slinky_J> next to a true g lover.
17:00 <bradd_pitts> i just checked it and it says
17:00 <bradd_pitts> "straws"
17:00 <bradd_pitts> great
17:00 <Serenity> id rather gargle vomit than have chris back in here
17:00 <slinky_J> this song
17:00 <bradd_pitts> ill hae straws for dinner
17:00 <slinky_J> is so rep of the 90s
17:00 <Skirmish> If you get rid of slinky_J I will gargle your vomit. 
18:00 <slinky_J> you'd love that
18:00 <TheRiddler> chris made less sense
18:00 <TheRiddler> and
18:00 <TheRiddler> typed
18:00 <TheRiddler> like
18:00 <TheRiddler> this
18:00 <TheRiddler> omg
18:00 <Skirmish> I think slinky_J is giving him a run for his money tonight in the "make sense" dept. 
18:00 <Serenity> he messaged me the other night
18:00 <Serenity> talking about being depressed
18:00 <slinky_J> i am so sorry like
19:00 <slinky_J> i know like
19:00 <slinky_J> how
19:00 <slinky_J> I DON'T CARE!
19:00 <slinky_J> go to bed all depressed Skirmish
19:00 <slinky_J> you have no love to calm you down, nobody was ever that around
19:00 <simba> sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
20:00 <Skirmish> Ana_Ng, B1 and slinky_J.  3 people that persist to come to a channel where they are dismissed off hand 99% of the time. Boggles my mind. 
20:00 <slinky_J> dont bring them into it
20:00 <slinky_J> be a man dude
20:00 <slinky_J> one on one
21:00 <slinky_J> god
21:00 <Skirmish> You beat up a girl and you tell me to be a man?  Shut up idiot. 
21:00 <slinky_J> im so fucking sick of u going on about b1
21:00 <Maurice> I'm so fucking sick of this shit happening every night
21:00 <slinky_J> what girl?
21:00 <slinky_J> hmm?
21:00 <Maurice> The majority of you need rehab and no computer
21:00 <Bastardly_One> it
21:00 <slinky_J> the one Mew spewed on about? sure yea I beat up a girl i dont know
21:00 <slinky_J> man
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
22:00 <slinky_J> b1
22:00 <ashleighXtrinity> I wish I could quit my job and do drugs
22:00 <TheRiddler> make some new melbourne rules
22:00 <slinky_J> stfu
22:00 <slinky_J> i got him giving me shit now not u
22:00 <slinky_J> i fkn told u
22:00 <slinky_J> id get him givin me shit
22:00 <slinky_J> hahahah
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it's pretty easy ... Skirmish needs to stop instigating everyone
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and slinky_J needs to stfu
22:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JWTaaS7LdU    <------ You go slinky_J!!!
22:00 <slinky_J> fine
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love You (Sep 27, 2010) 4:35 - Category: Music - 101,779,126 - 466,404 likes (98%), 9,760 dislikes (2%)
22:00 <slinky_J> ill stop
23:00 <bradd_pitts> and iiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
23:00 <slinky_J> ur a cunt though b1
23:00 <slinky_J> having fun and shit.
23:00 <bradd_pitts> "i love b1 i have respect for him"
23:00 <Bastardly_One> at least I'm useful
23:00 <bradd_pitts> "ur a cunt though b1"
23:00 <Bastardly_One> more than what you will ever be 
23:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Will allllllwayyyyyyyys love youuuuuuuuuu hoooooooooo
23:00 <bradd_pitts> u guys are all indecisive 
23:00 <bradd_pitts> you dont know who you like or hate
23:00 <Maurice> If there wasn't a grain of truth, this shit wouldn't upset you all so much
23:00 <Serenity> no shit im so fucking bored
23:00 <slinky_J> and stuff.
24:00 <simba> ༼ ºل͟º ༽
24:00 <slinky_J> and you fail
24:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Hi Serenity
24:00 <Serenity> LUBE UP AND WANK EACH OTHER OFF SO YOU CAN CALM THE FUCK DOWN
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I just looked in 
24:00 <Serenity> hello ashleighXtrinity
24:00 <Maurice> It's a sad state of affairs when simba is more normal than you guys
24:00 <slinky_J> only one person b1
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't even know what they're on about 
24:00 <slinky_J> 2 ppl
24:00 <slinky_J> not u
24:00 <simba> eat my ass Maurice
24:00 <Bastardly_One> all I saw was slinky_J going on and on 
24:00 <slinky_J> sezz and simba
24:00 <Maurice> Buy me a drink first
24:00 <Serenity> oh you dont want to be inside me atm Maurice
24:00 <slinky_J> man
24:00 <Maurice> And wash
24:00 <Serenity> its scary
24:00 <slinky_J> it's better than you
24:00 <slinky_J> going on about LINK
24:00 <simba> what do u drink ^_^_^
24:00 <slinky_J> YOU KNOW WHO LINK IS?
24:00 <slinky_J> b1
24:00 <Serenity> insteak
24:00 <Serenity> ROFL
24:00 <bradd_pitts> insteak
24:00 <slinky_J> soz butt srs
24:00 <Maurice> Woops lol
24:00 <slinky_J> Zelda is not Link
25:00 <Maurice> Those keys aren't even near each other :/
25:00 <slinky_J> the character you play as is LINK
25:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck is this kid on?
25:00 <Skirmish> When did slinky_J becomes B1's bodyguard? 
25:00 <slinky_J> Bastardly_One
25:00 <bradd_pitts> someone is hungry
25:00 <Maurice> I could go steak
25:00 <slinky_J> how did you not know that oceans of thyme
25:00 <Maurice> With pinenuts and white wine sauce
25:00 <bradd_pitts> mm white wine
25:00 <bradd_pitts> i have like 5 bottles i need to  consume
25:00 <slinky_J> omg omg yea the one with the ship
25:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Mmm steak
25:00 <slinky_J> omg omg omg
25:00 <Maurice> I have picnic chocolate, I guess thats close enough
26:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no I must kill myself for not playing all zelda games
26:00 <Maurice> Its got nuts in it
26:00 <slinky_J> b1 can you ever get in? you're as bad as Skirmish.. how do you not realise that?
26:00 <Serenity> i have that too Maurice
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you poor simple idiot
26:00 <bradd_pitts> im eating a banana
26:00 <slinky_J> it's why you love eachother~!
26:00 <Maurice> It's so delicious Serenity
26:00 <bradd_pitts> :')
26:00 <bradd_pitts> bernerner
26:00 <Maurice> I have to limit myself or I'd eat the whole block
26:00 <Serenity> i had two rows
26:00 <Bastardly_One> 6 is an even number
26:00 <Bastardly_One> have one more row
26:00 <simba> ^
26:00 <slinky_J> sezz since u came back Skirmish fucked off
26:00 <Bastardly_One> 9 is a good number
27:00 <slinky_J> wassgoinonmannn
27:00 <bradd_pitts> every time i see the word 'emerged' i read it as ermergerd
27:00 <bradd_pitts> its so fucking annoying
27:00 <slinky_J> DAYEM 
27:00 <slinky_J> better?
27:00 <simba> ^6^6^6^ the number of the pelican
27:00 <Serenity> DEBBIE IN THE DARK DARK DARK DARK DARK
27:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Wait Maurice you have picnic in a block?
27:00 <Maurice> Yes ashleighXtrinity
27:00 <Serenity> yess
27:00 <Maurice> It's only available at woolies/safeway
27:00 <slinky_J> simba you watch out for those penguins now son.
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that song Serenity
27:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Im jealous
27:00 <ashleighXtrinity> I didnt know they made that
27:00 <Maurice> That new Madden brothers song, I dunno what they sing but I always hear it as 'done with being ugly betty'
27:00 <Maurice> It's new
27:00 <Bastardly_One> is seriously gross 
28:00 <Serenity> we are done with being a slient many
28:00 <Serenity> is the line
28:00 <Serenity> silent*
28:00 <Bastardly_One> is it just me or do Muse get more pretentious each release?
28:00 <simba> im pretty sure everyone stopped listening to muse in 2008
28:00 <Serenity> you're the only one who still listens to them i think
28:00 <bradd_pitts> is it just me or do you never stop typing
28:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <Maurice> Yeah I just googled it lol
28:00 <Serenity> lol simba
30:00 <Serenity> [8:28pm] <+Bastardly_One> that song Serenity
30:00 <Bastardly_One> is gross
30:00 <Serenity> are they singing about a dead chick? shes dead isnt she
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but a demon 
30:00 <Serenity> its fucking wrong
30:00 <Serenity> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> so I dunno if she's exactly dead
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's totally wrong
30:00 <Serenity> loll
31:00 <Bastardly_One> disturbs me ... of all people
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'd usually find some sick humour in that but that song
31:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
31:00 <Bastardly_One> just ... not right
31:00 <Bastardly_One> am I wrong?
31:00 <Serenity> yep
31:00 <Serenity> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> why ... it's off for some reason
32:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno if it's the beat or what ... Necro and crap is worse
32:00 <Bastardly_One> just doesn't sit right with me 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> then again another fan says that about 45 mins
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and I really like that 
33:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Hey matrix
33:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what should be out
33:00 <Bastardly_One> or have you already got it?
33:00 <Serenity> whay
33:00 <Serenity> what
34:00 <Bastardly_One> the Killjoy Club
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yep it is 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> just found it 
34:00 <Serenity> oh yer it is
34:00 <Bastardly_One> woo!
34:00 <Serenity> not really overly excited about it tbh
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I just found it ... yay!
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Reindeer Games
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll tell ya in a min 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> the intro is alright
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I think the first song is the single 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Don't Fuck Wit Me
35:00 <simba> r u talking about circus music again
36:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
36:00 <Bastardly_One> gangstas and clowns
36:00 <simba> so Yes
36:00 <Serenity> anyhoo
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooo
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah this is gangsta
37:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe get it for obvious reasons
37:00 <simba> ༼ ºل͟º ༽
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm liking it but you might not
37:00 <Serenity> meh one day maybe
37:00 <bradd_pitts> my god
37:00 <Maurice> I just zipped my hair in my hoodie
37:00 <Maurice> Good times
38:00 <Bastardly_One> totally like Boondox's alter ego
38:00 <Maurice> Why are you acting like a teenage girl at a 1D concert
38:00 <Serenity> boondox isnt even in it
38:00 <Bastardly_One> no
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I said it's totally gangsta
38:00 <Bastardly_One> like his dirty turncoat stuff
39:00 <Skirmish> That's the second time I've seen you reference Boondox tonight.
39:00 <Serenity> you're obsessed with him lol hes legit the worst person on that label
39:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> The Redcoats are coming, The Redcoats are coming.
39:00 <simba> is boondox one of the insane clowns?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I am obsessed by him
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that persona is awesome
39:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope
39:00 <Bastardly_One> this is good though
40:00 <Bastardly_One> no, he's on the same label
40:00 <Bastardly_One> with a lot of people that aren't clowns
40:00 <Serenity> ya'll need to get over the face paint lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> if you knew the label you'll know this 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> half the label at least aren't clowns in the slighest now days
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh here we go 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> took 2 songs before faygo was mentioned
42:00 <Serenity> you're not going to do this all night are you
42:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> just for 1h and 9mins 
42:00 <Skirmish> Have you always found this genre interesting B1 or is it just something you've become interested in after finding out that Serenity likes it? 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't though 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> actually should would of been slightly interested to see what it was like 
43:00 <bradd_pitts> 50 shades of grey ft b1 and Serenity
43:00 <Bastardly_One> from the point of view of half the performers
43:00 <Skirmish> bradd_pitts: GROSS!
43:00 <Serenity> excuse me you racind cum stain on the underside of Bastardly_One's desk
43:00 <Serenity> you calm the fuck down bradd_pitts
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I've just been waiting for it for 2 weeks
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Serenity that's harsh
43:00 <Serenity> what she said was harsh
44:00 <bradd_pitts> you know you love it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> true
44:00 <bradd_pitts> the thought makes you moistyyyyy
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd of removed her
44:00 <bradd_pitts> imagine b1's hands all over your boday
44:00 <Serenity> im moist cause im bleeding like a pig with its throat cut
44:00 <bradd_pitts> rofl
44:00 <Serenity> im about to wipe it on your chin
44:00 <bradd_pitts> you sicko
44:00 <simba> lolllllllll
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs, stop 
44:00 <bradd_pitts> that was so mel-esque
44:00 <ShadowLurker> ive seen a pig with its throat cut
44:00 <ShadowLurker> its not pretty
44:00 <Serenity> it was wasnt it
44:00 <Serenity> :S
44:00 <Skirmish> Not sure about Serenity being moist ... but I reckon the idea of being Serenity's DOM gives B1 a stiffy.
44:00 <simba> bradd_pitts imagine b1s breath against your neck
45:00 <bradd_pitts> dont
45:00 <bradd_pitts> dnt
45:00 <Serenity> OH GOD FUCKING QUIT IT
45:00 <bradd_pitts> dotn
45:00 <bradd_pitts> ONT
45:00 <ShadowLurker> yuck Skirmish
45:00 <bradd_pitts> dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
45:00 <ShadowLurker> the line was back there
45:00 <simba> now imagine being brutally raped by an alien
45:00 <bradd_pitts> mmm
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol simba
45:00 <Serenity> imagine his old man whiskers rubbing against the back of your neck bradd_pitts
45:00 <ShadowLurker> WTF
45:00 <Bastardly_One> no, simba is giving you the better option
45:00 <bradd_pitts> id hang him off a clothes line by his feral nose ring
46:00 <Skirmish> His saggy old balls slapping the back of your knees with each push.
46:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOOL
46:00 <Serenity> UUUUUUGHHHHLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
46:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck
46:00 <bradd_pitts> imagine how many bottles of dettol b1's exes went through
46:00 <bradd_pitts> Skirmish LOL
46:00 <ShadowLurker> like a grandfather clock against ur heels
46:00 <Serenity> poor b1 lol
46:00 <bradd_pitts> rank
46:00 <Serenity> o/ \o o/ \o
47:00 <bradd_pitts> at least he finally stopped typing
47:00 <bradd_pitts> gew
47:00 <bradd_pitts> phew
47:00 <ShadowLurker> bout 15 punps into it n he needs an O2 breather
47:00 <Skirmish> He pulls out before climax and ejaculates dust in your face
47:00 <bradd_pitts> looooooooooooooooooooooool
47:00 <Serenity> just
47:00 <partay> lol
47:00 <Serenity> stop
47:00 <Serenity> ok
47:00 <bradd_pitts> yeah stop, Serenity is getting aroused
47:00 <simba> anybody? no? dust
48:00 <matrix> If the idea was to make him stop typing that happened ages ago
48:00 <Serenity> get fucked your dried up cunt
48:00 <matrix> She ESM
48:00 <Serenity> -r
48:00 <bradd_pitts> shes saving it all in notepad for a midnight fap sesh ft b1
48:00 <Q{{> :O
48:00 <ShadowLurker> pff
48:00 <ShadowLurker> i can see onenote open
48:00 <Serenity> <faux> when b1 types for hours all I want to do is get me remote out and smash my box till I explode
49:00 <bradd_pitts> lololololololo
49:00 <bradd_pitts> l
49:00 <Serenity> filth
49:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahaha
49:00 <Skirmish> ShadowLurker: Next time you have sex ... bend her over and wheeze like you're out of breath the entire time. 
49:00 <bradd_pitts> remote
49:00 <bradd_pitts> LOL
49:00 <Serenity> thats disgusting faux
49:00 <ShadowLurker> ugh *wheeze* ugh *wheeze*
49:00 <ShadowLurker> almost donkey-esque
49:00 <Skirmish> "Did you just cum on my back or was that lung butter?"
49:00 <ShadowLurker> eeeuuggghhhhhh
49:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
50:00 <TheRiddler> lollll
50:00 <bradd_pitts> n odoubt hes typing to someone in pm about hes ignoring us cos we only hate him cos he has an opinion
50:00 <partay> B1 does have a thing for milfs
50:00 <bradd_pitts> (that is everyone elses)
51:00 <TheRiddler> you're in the clear bradd_pitts
51:00 <TheRiddler> you're not a milf :p
51:00 <bradd_pitts> phew
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
52:00 <ShadowLurker> dub sack i got ur back
54:00 <Serenity> [8:52pm] <ShadowLurker> nut sack on my back
00:00 <simba> nut step
00:00 <Skirmish> I am addicted to Cosby Sweater - Hilltop Hoods lately.  Such a catchy tune. 
00:00 <Maurice> We laugh, because "snozzberries" is obviously a fanciful, fictional word, and nobody knows what they really were. Except that Roald Dahl, the book's author, knew exactly what snozzberries were: They're dicks. Snozzberries are dicks. Willy Wonka made those kids lick dick-flavored wallpaper.
00:00 <Maurice> Read more: http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the-filthiest-joke-ever-hidden-in-childrens-movie/#ixzz3CLr51pjE
01:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqXq-guSlGU
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Killjoy Club - Rambo ft. Young Wicked & Boondox (ICP & Da Mafia 6ix) (Sep 3, 2014) 4:46 - Category: Music - 23 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
01:00 <Skirmish> 1 like .... 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a day old 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's a weak track so far
02:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh its been on UG for a week now
02:00 <ShadowLurker> its getting old
02:00 <Bastardly_One> sept 2 it came out though right?
03:00 <Skirmish> On a random note ... I hope that next winter I can find somewhere that sells jumpers without hoods.
03:00 <Bastardly_One> easy
03:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're willing to go to Rivers, or Lowes or something
04:00 <Skirmish> You need to learn to just type nothing if you don't know. 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I see them all the time 
04:00 <Skirmish> Not where I am shopping obviously. 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> just more likely to find them at cheap places for middle age people
04:00 <Skirmish> You have to be middle aged to wear a jumper without a hood? 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> no but the styles seem to be 
06:00 <simba> i have a couple of nice ones i think theyre GAZMAN
07:00 <Bastardly_One> we've got one of those ... and not trying to be stupid 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought that store was for larger guys
07:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently not
08:00 <bradd_pitts> patic
08:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> derp
08:00 <Serenity> poopin rn
08:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> LOL
09:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> hnnngggg
09:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> pllp
09:00 <Serenity> pllllllllllllp
16:00 <bradd_pitts> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=265470363648535
16:00 <bradd_pitts> fukk ye
17:00 <Skirmish> http://www.aliexpress.com/item/summer-limit-male-harem-baggy-hip-hop-skateboard-jeans-plus-size-jeans-priced-at-wholesale-factory/1834051983.html   
17:00 <Skirmish> Gotta get me sum o'deese.
18:00 <simba> have u got the chain wallet and SMP belt to go with them
19:00 <Skirmish> Yes, and a cap with a dead flat peak on it. 
19:00 <Maurice> Skirmish, Jeans West
19:00 <simba> fits best
19:00 <Skirmish> They do baggy jeans? 
21:00 <Serenity> course they do
23:00 <bradd_pitts> jeans west, fits best, unless u buy baggy jeans then gross
23:00 <Skirmish> Good pair of baggy jeans, nice comfy skate shoes and a t shirt.  Bliss.
24:00 <Maurice> I meant for the hoodless jumper
24:00 <Skirmish> Ah ok. 
29:00 <Serenity> wb stebie you naughty moose
29:00 <stebie> tsk
29:00 <Serenity> hey hey
29:00 <Serenity> chanop did it
29:00 <Serenity> not me
30:00 <stebie> :<
30:00 <Serenity> chanops naughty
30:00 <Serenity> i didnt realise when im not opped i get kicked
30:00 <Serenity> lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> make a cat fountain in minecraft
33:00 <TheRiddler> kgo
36:00 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl
36:00 <Saemon> fml and fuck me and my weak resolve
36:00 <Saemon> ffs
36:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> fuck off
36:00 <Saemon> promosed myself that i was gona be healthy eating from now on
36:00 <British^Meat> is this the bit where we ask whats wrong?
37:00 <Saemon> fucken gave in to my hunger n cravings and downed a 2L bottle of farmers union 
37:00 <Saemon> and a 2kg slab of woolies lasgne
37:00 <Serenity> yeah because you're a disgusting fat glutton
37:00 <Serenity> no one cares
37:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> no wonder youre a fat cunt
37:00 <thestig> disgusting cunt
37:00 <Saemon> seems like im destined to be obese for the rest of this life i guess :/
37:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking pig
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that's rivaling Loof
37:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> do it somewhere else
37:00 <British^Meat> i told ya, get a push bike, and ride around adelaide with me and simba
37:00 <NightOwl1> Evening BeeWon
37:00 <British^Meat> we are like bike cops
38:00 <simba> yea buy me a push bike Saemon
38:00 <British^Meat> we wont rob it, honest
38:00 <Skirmish> I hate how you find stuff you want off Amazon ... and it won't ship directly to Australia. 
38:00 <Saemon> lookin as ridiculous as channing tatum and jonah hill at the begining of 21 jump street?
38:00 <Saemon> no thanks
38:00 <simba> yep everyone gets that reference
38:00 <simba> ***not***
38:00 <simba> *** not joke ***
39:00 <Saemon> and besides, neil armstrong is a disgraceful cheat, and he's associated with cycling
39:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> fuck
39:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> off
39:00 <Saemon> i therefore want absolutely nothing to do with cycling out of principal alone
39:00 <simba> but there have been disgraceful humans as well
39:00 <simba> do you not want to be human?
39:00 <simba> there have been terrible aussies
39:00 <simba> ...
39:00 <Saemon> that cant be helped
39:00 <Saemon> i was born human
39:00 <simba> what are u trying to say
39:00 <Saemon> i was not born cycling
40:00 <Bastardly_One> neil armstrong was an astronaught idiot
40:00 <Skirmish> No more leg days until I can buy jeans in Australia that fit like baggy jeans. 
40:00 <Saemon> oh fuck i mean lance armtrong
40:00 <Saemon> lol
40:00 <British^Meat> Serenity do u watch Firefly, are you from firefly?
41:00 <Serenity> ive actually never seen it lol
41:00 <British^Meat> ive been watching it again, its pretty good :) but short :|
41:00 <Skirmish> Me either.  Heard about it ... never watched it. 
41:00 <British^Meat> only lasted one season
41:00 <Maurice> Damnit, mother in law just came inside and keeps talking at me
41:00 <Saemon> wat a shame
41:00 <British^Meat> did ya's watch the movie, also called Serenity?
41:00 <Maurice> GO TO BED OLD LADY
42:00 <Maurice> Serenity, channel 22
42:00 <Maurice> Mr Levine
42:00 <Serenity> i dont have the tv on
42:00 <Maurice> Well you should
42:00 <Maurice> He's gonna be on Jimmy Fallon
42:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
42:00 <Bastardly_One> saw it earlier
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the 7pm ep of it
43:00 <Serenity> ill find it on youtubes
43:00 <Bastardly_One> his appearance is better than the Maroon 5 new song 
43:00 <Maurice> Theres no 7pm ep on my tv guide
43:00 <Bastardly_One> heaps
43:00 <Skirmish> HA HA HA HA HA Item costs $29.95.  Delivery to Sydney is $8.95.  Type in my postcode .... delivery goes to $126.95.
43:00 <Serenity> im getting a moisty watching youtube clips atm
43:00 <Bastardly_One> there was for me 
43:00 <Maurice> It's the link I shared with him singing in other singers voices
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yep that
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that was good
43:00 <British^Meat> yer, i saw this scarf today, $3, express post was $44
43:00 <British^Meat> who falls for that??
43:00 <Serenity> its yanky postage
43:00 <Bastardly_One> the actual Maroon 5 song was crap though
44:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like english postage
44:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> o.o
44:00 <Maurice> I wanted doc marten shoelaces off ebay, 5 for the laces, 50 for postage
44:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck some english shit is expensive
44:00 <Maurice> Pass
44:00 <Bastardly_One> get them second hand
44:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> most people dont wear them in 
44:00 <Maurice> What
45:00 <Skirmish> Second hand shoes? 
45:00 <Maurice> I'm talking shoelaces
45:00 <Skirmish> 0_o
45:00 <Bastardly_One> they don't get through the pain stage
45:00 <Bastardly_One> almost brand new then ... 
45:00 <Serenity> i have a pair of docs i should start wearing
45:00 <Maurice> I have 3 pairs
45:00 <Maurice> Black buckles, tartan 8 holes and blue sandals
45:00 <Serenity> hardly anything off ebay is actually second hand
45:00 <Maurice> The sandals I got when I was 16 and have worn around 5 times
45:00 <Serenity> i dont know why people get that idea
45:00 <Bastardly_One> nice
45:00 <Maurice> They give me blisters
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I've just got plain old black 8ups
46:00 <Bastardly_One> takes weeks to wear them in 
46:00 <Maurice> My black buckles are the height of 8 holes
46:00 <Maurice> I have my 8 holes somewhere but they're just about destroyed
46:00 <Maurice> These http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=33983057
46:00 <Serenity> mine were given to me like 6 years nago
46:00 <Serenity> theyre brand new and ive worn them once? lol
47:00 <Maurice> Cal has a pair of 8 holes but he needs to break them in coz they hurt his feet
47:00 <Bastardly_One> they're so comfortable when worn in I reckon
47:00 <Maurice> They are
47:00 <Saemon> ive heard crocs are comfy
47:00 <Serenity> no.
48:00 <British^Meat> Did aussies say Ip Dop Dog Shit?
48:00 <Maurice> I have croc thongs
48:00 <Maurice> They're comfy as fuck
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yes British^Meat
48:00 <Serenity> yes bradd_pitts
48:00 <Serenity> British^Meat
48:00 <British^Meat> ip dip dog shit
48:00 <Bastardly_One> ip dip dog shit you're not it
48:00 <British^Meat> what about, yum yum, bubble gum
48:00 <Maurice> I JUST told my mother in law Adam Levine was in a band and she goes 'Oh, is he an actor?'
48:00 <Bastardly_One> stick it up your bum
48:00 <British^Meat> lol
48:00 <Maurice> Stick it up the butchers bum
48:00 <British^Meat> I said mothers...
48:00 <British^Meat> some say teachers
48:00 <Serenity> my uncle taught me
48:00 <British^Meat> glad to see these childish rhymes are global :)
48:00 <Maurice> We always said butcher for some unknown reason
48:00 <Serenity> yum yum pigs bum i love chewing gum
49:00 <British^Meat> ip dip dog shit is a classic though
49:00 <Saemon> omg wow
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I think only to aussies and those from the uk
49:00 <Saemon> i didnt angus and julia stone were siblings wtf lol
49:00 <British^Meat> do we have any seppos around?
49:00 <Saemon> i thought they were husband and wife
50:00 <Bastardly_One> try have a childish insult session in front of americans and they're like dafaq
50:00 <Saemon> hence the same lastname
50:00 <Saemon> i so love thier music 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> they are incestious bro n sis
50:00 <Saemon> big jet plane is the best
50:00 <Bastardly_One> if you've seen her interviewed stoned
50:00 <Saemon> seriously?
50:00 <Saemon> link 
50:00 <British^Meat> i figured youd be a hilltop hoods fan Saemon
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear she "loves" her brother
50:00 <Skirmish> Ok, I have satisfied my desire to purchase something off the internet tonight now. 
51:00 <British^Meat> i thought Saemon would just be into MMA and heavy rock/rap music :/
51:00 <Bastardly_One> what fag jumper did you get in the end?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> show
51:00 <Saemon> i watched a video of them singing big jet plane live in a studio on youtubre
51:00 <Skirmish> I didn't buy a jumper. 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> jeans then
51:00 <Saemon> it seem so beautiful and suiting, as they were both giving eachother the lovey dovey oogly eyes etc whilst singing
51:00 <Saemon> that was then
51:00 <Skirmish> http://www.thesportshq.com.au/confidence-ez-barbell-bar-with-2-collars.aspx   -- I bought this. 
51:00 <beehhh> short jeans skirt
51:00 <Saemon> now with the knowledge that they are siblings
51:00 <simba> they probably ate each others pussies on a big jet plane
52:00 <beehhh> short jean skirts
52:00 <Saemon> what i used to think was cute, i now am grossed out
52:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> urself
52:00 <beehhh> more room for the balls
52:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> we are
52:00 <simba> beehhh you are sos hit
52:00 <beehhh> im a CD
53:00 <xm> so when you're near me darling cant you hear me sos
53:00 <beehhh> i could hear you breathe right next to me
53:00 <beehhh> ..from this moment on you're teh one
54:00 <Saemon> i hate societys doubkle standards
54:00 <Saemon> how would ppl react to me if i tongue kissed my sister?
54:00 <beehhh> straya hold me to its womb
54:00 <Saemon> condemn me straight to gell i bet.
54:00 <TheRiddler> ..............................
54:00 <Saemon> yet angelia jolie tongue kissed her brother
54:00 <Saemon> and father
55:00 <Saemon> and shes worshipped and idolised as a goddess.
55:00 <beehhh> it aint new fella been in n out of the prison back in the day at pentdrige cottage
55:00 <bradd_pitts> 4 Serenity http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/26rq6m/tifu_by_trying_to_shit_on_a_cockroach/
55:00 <simba> Saemon where did you read about that happening
55:00 <Serenity> ...
55:00 <TheRiddler> can you ban  beehhh
55:00 <Saemon> imdb
55:00 <TheRiddler> thanks
56:00 <simba> can you link to this imdb?
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
56:00 <Saemon> hold up
56:00 <Serenity> FUCKKKKKKKKKK
56:00 <Serenity> i was doing that
56:00 <simba> amazing
56:00 <Saemon> oh the thread is deleted :/
57:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> ur next Saemon
57:00 <Saemon> let my google it
57:00 <simba> oh so someone just posted about it on imdb
57:00 <PsychopathicAssassin> just fuckoff
57:00 <simba> i thought it actually happened
57:00 <Saemon> http://www.tydknow.com/did-you-know-that-once-angelina-jolie-made-out-with-her-bro/
58:00 <British^Meat> i made out with my bro too
58:00 <British^Meat> was all the rage in the 80s
59:00 <simba> its prob not his bro
59:00 <Skirmish> https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2933/14178993472_32d3cbdbe9_h.jpg
59:00 <British^Meat> theres making out, and a peck on the lips
59:00 <British^Meat> Saemon, just stop it
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