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00:00 <mamaliasur> 3 years in miri almost
00:00 <Thoth> And den
00:00 <Thoth> *yawn*
02:00 <mamaliasur> good part is not many going to canada from south east
02:00 <milk> where is everybody going?
02:00 <Thoth> Fascinating. Tell me more
03:00 <mamaliasur> i pay 100riggit a month just to talk to you guys
03:00 <milk> is that a lot?
03:00 <mamaliasur> about 35 AUD
04:00 <milk> but you get downloads too?
04:00 <Thoth> Wow you must be rich
04:00 <mamaliasur> only a 5gb plan with 100mins free call statewide
04:00 <simba> Bastardly_One what is it
04:00 <simba> i havent played 4 a while
05:00 <mamaliasur> majority got migrated are women from asia
05:00 <mamaliasur> then brought their spouse parent n extented family members
06:00 <mamaliasur> indo n malay are the highest among them
06:00 <mamaliasur> intermarriages
06:00 <mamaliasur> my both passport expired gotta get a new one
08:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah just do the gerald missions on hard
09:00 <Bastardly_One> by yourself
09:00 <Bastardly_One> average 9 - 15 grand
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and ok rp
10:00 <simba> ok ill give it a try 
10:00 <simba> is it fun
10:00 <simba> im probably keen to do races if anything
10:00 <Bastardly_One> same as usual really ... I didn't find it hard
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just messing around bored before 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> some of the new races are alright 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but basically the concept is easy missions on hard
12:00 <Owen> FFS, work said "wait until tuesday to book your flights, we'll see if we can let you leave early on friday"
12:00 <Owen> I wait until Tuesday, flights are sold out.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and gerald phone missions should be dead easy for you
12:00 <Maurice> Should save yourself the money and not bother logging on
13:00 <simba> Maurice: dont get sassy
14:00 <Maurice> You zip it
14:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate needs to get over himself 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> at his age birthdays are non important
15:00 <simba> https://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8r6faT4JC1qed4l7o1_500.jpg
15:00 <simba> period blood 
16:00 <DocZaius> I Can SINGGGGGGGGGGGGg
16:00 <Mew> http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/style/clothing/sushi-socks.asp
16:00 <Mew> sah cute
17:00 <Bastardly_One> the japanese eh?
17:00 <DocZaius> anyone here wanna muck around in minecraft?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> those whacky japs
18:00 <simba> Loof and Bastardly_One : fight 2 the death (GTA / IRL _
18:00 <DocZaius> Cellar Door...
19:00 <Owen> Fuck you Virgin, I'll book a flexi flight :/
19:00 <Owen> Then I'll just fly forward a couple of flights
19:00 <Owen> and get the flights i want
20:00 <Strum> well let's check out melbourne
20:00 <paNdiS> I remember way back when when simba and I choofed with Ash and we all smiled for like ten hours WE ALL SMILED!
20:00 <paNdiS> SMILEz r <3 yo
20:00 <paNdiS> yo simba i was talkin to alicia keys earlier and she likes your poetry man :P ahah
21:00 <simba> wtf
21:00 <Mew> lol
21:00 <simba> i love alicia keys
22:00 <simba> i love her smi.e
22:00 <simba> smile
22:00 <paNdiS> bro
22:00 <paNdiS> she pregf
22:00 <paNdiS> have u seen her
22:00 <paNdiS> she did her new song on jimmy fallon
23:00 <paNdiS> playin piano, singin whilst preg <3
23:00 <simba> LOL
23:00 <simba> nope
23:00 <simba> didnt c allen keys on jimy alen
24:00 <DocZaius> fucken snapola
24:00 <DocZaius> oops
25:00 <DocZaius> I mean, McSnapola
25:00 <simba> /nick McCumMan
25:00 <Mew> McDowells home of the big mick
25:00 <paNdiS> fkn
25:00 <DocZaius> Else { WANG WANGS };
25:00 <paNdiS> what is her new song called
26:00 <paNdiS> it's some like save the world shit but it's really good :/
26:00 <Mew> just ask her
26:00 <paNdiS> found it simba
26:00 <paNdiS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjU1eyCqfI0
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alicia Keys performs "We Are Here" Performance on Jimmy Fallon Review (Sep 8, 2014) 0:35 - Category: People & Blogs - 3,130 - 31 likes (83.8%), 6 dislikes (16.2%)
27:00 <paNdiS> <3
27:00 <paNdiS> woops
27:00 <DocZaius> "I despise guessing games."
27:00 <paNdiS> some fat jew review
27:00 <paNdiS> wtf
28:00 <paNdiS> this guy can go snort smurfs i wanted alicia keys preg singin playin piano not some fat fuck ginzo bastard 
28:00 <Thoth> I like period blood better
28:00 <simba> louis ck
29:00 <Thoth> wtf
29:00 <DocZaius> fucken sex as fuck
30:00 <paNdiS> i like chill songs
30:00 <paNdiS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrKmDgk8Edg
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alicia Keys - We Are Here (Sep 15, 2014) 5:05 - Category: Music - 45,862 - 3,739 likes (98.8%), 46 dislikes (1.2%)
30:00 <paNdiS> xD
30:00 <DocZaius> meh chill songs are good except these days they describe fucken shit songs
31:00 <DocZaius> like
32:00 <Loof> check this simba: http://i.imgur.com/6lqWEs9.jpg
32:00 <DocZaius> "I'm a white guy that feels things and has had a slightly difficult life
32:00 <Maurice> l
33:00 <simba> brillian
33:00 <simba> t
33:00 <Strum> easy fixed DocZaius -- just go kill yourself
33:00 <simba> id play  san andreas 
33:00 <DocZaius> Strum, Go listen to Link Park
33:00 <DocZaius> Linken Park*
33:00 <Loof> i have gta iii, vice city and san andreas
34:00 <Strum> ah pass
34:00 <simba> 4:1)
34:00 <Strum> i'd rather beethoven and bach
34:00 <Loof> and a ps1 emulator
34:00 <DocZaius> oh god
34:00 <Loof> cant remember what the good ps1 games were though
35:00 <DocZaius> name 4 original songs from both, that weren't public domain
35:00 <simba> lol @ DocZaius' Challenge
35:00 <simba> Loof tony hawx
35:00 <simba> not 2 suer
35:00 <simba> metal gear 
35:00 <simba> 1
36:00 <British^Meat> wipeout
36:00 <DocZaius> I can't wait for the google Strum :)
36:00 <Strum> pardon?
36:00 <British^Meat> crash bandicoot
37:00 <simba> get a 64 emulator and play zelda with that.... waahahahh1!!!
37:00 <DocZaius> You really enjoy Bach and Beethoven, name some of the non PD compositions
37:00 <Loof> awww yeah tony hawk
37:00 <British^Meat> fzero x
38:00 <Strum> ah pretty sure due to the fact they died like 200 or more years ago everythign they did is in the public domain now
38:00 <DocZaius> Yes thats why I said none of the PD stuff everyone knows, ie./ don't google it
39:00 <Strum> and your point is?
39:00 <Strum> you have a small penis ?
39:00 <beehhh> asian women like to try white meats
39:00 <Loof> lol there's like half a dozen n64 emulators for android phones, going to be busy tonight
39:00 <DocZaius> Same as the hipsters that claim to love Jazz, but can't name a BB King song
39:00 <beehhh> i saw one russian guy walked out of the girls hostel earlier
39:00 <Strum> BB King is not jazz
40:00 <Strum> he's blues
40:00 <DocZaius> oh for fuck sake
40:00 <beehhh> must be rooting one indian girl she wanting for a zigiziggy
40:00 <beehhh> norell & I happy gay couple
41:00 <DocZaius> I Just got my answer.
41:00 <DocZaius> You're one of those hipsters
41:00 <DocZaius> cheers
41:00 <Strum> You should have killed yourself when I said to
42:00 <Strum> save yourself the pain and humilitation
42:00 <beehhh> indo malay thai chinese indian african english euro all wanting to invading Ausrtalia by any means
42:00 <DocZaius> @Not really man, all you've done is made yourself look stupid
42:00 <Strum> oh really
43:00 <Strum> Riley B. King (born September 16, 1925), known by the stage name B.B. King, is an American blues musician, singer, songwriter, and guitarist.
43:00 <beehhh> im going to join issa and become a jihadist
43:00 <DocZaius> Its like all my students that try to explain dos
43:00 <TheRiddler> oh wiki fail
43:00 <Strum> notice it says blues musician not jazz musician
43:00 <DocZaius> As I said Strum, Don't regurgigate Wiki
43:00 <DocZaius> or google
44:00 <Strum> what an anal freak 
44:00 <TheRiddler> strum probably also uses internet explorer
44:00 <Strum> do you really think BB king is a jazz musician?
44:00 <DocZaius> Yes he is primarily
44:00 <Strum> oh bullshit
44:00 <TheRiddler> he also use windows xp still
44:00 <Strum> you are just showing you know nothing about jazz
45:00 <DocZaius> I'm not going to explain to you the history of Jazz
45:00 <beehhh> im going where nothing is expensive
45:00 <Strum> do you even play an instrument Doodle?
45:00 <beehhh> straya the most expensive country to live in
45:00 <Strum> oops tab fail
45:00 <Strum> DocZaius
45:00 <DocZaius> Because you would try and google words without understanding
45:00 <Doodle> yes
46:00 <Strum> dear me what a insecure ego truippign twat we have here
46:00 <DocZaius> Especially a person that tells people to kill themselves
46:00 <simba> yep
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
46:00 <paNdiS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrKmDgk8Edg
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alicia Keys - We Are Here (Sep 15, 2014) 0 - Category: Music - 45,862 - 3,741 likes (98.8%), 46 dislikes (1.2%)
46:00 <paNdiS> i woulda shouted u simba on fb but ur not on
46:00 <Doodle> DocZaius did someone tell you to kill yourself
46:00 <simba> calm down trolla
46:00 <paNdiS> ahah
47:00 <paNdiS> oh btw
47:00 <simba> yes im not on......
47:00 <paNdiS> dude
47:00 <paNdiS> pm for a sec?
47:00 <DocZaius> Haha yeah Strum has like 3 times since I joined the channel
47:00 <simba> no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
47:00 <paNdiS> no means yes and this is rape
47:00 <paNdiS> aha
47:00 <DocZaius> for seemily no reason, except his stupidity
47:00 <Doodle> its just his way of saying hello
47:00 <paNdiS> kk fine all good.
47:00 <Strum> it was twice actually
47:00 <Strum> but hey
47:00 <Strum> whos counting
47:00 <simba> whats it about
48:00 <Doodle> telling people to kill themselves is a term of endearment around here
48:00 <beehhh> http://www.ctvnews.ca/polopoly_fs/1.1111308!/httpImage/image.jpeg_gen/derivatives/landscape_960/image.jpeg
48:00 <simba> beehhh: gay pic
48:00 <DocZaius> I gave up when he claimed blues was pre-jazz
48:00 <paNdiS> oh Loren wanted me to come out friday and I said nah not till nxt month and I want you to meet up meet Loren 
48:00 <paNdiS> n some awesome ppl
48:00 <Doodle> paNdiS weren't you ready to come out?
48:00 <simba> ooHOHOhHh YeEAAhh
48:00 <Strum> what are you gonna do DocZaius?, tell teacher and have me sent to the office?
49:00 <TheRiddler> bb king is both
49:00 <paNdiS> naw i gotta be good pay my bills n shit 
49:00 <Doodle> tell your mum first
49:00 <paNdiS> tell her im gay!
49:00 <Maurice> Doodle, you should fuck me
49:00 <Doodle> yeah
49:00 <Doodle> ok
49:00 <Maurice> Thats also a term of endearment
49:00 <TheRiddler> he's in the middle
49:00 <Doodle> i'll be right over
49:00 <paNdiS> haha
49:00 <Maurice> I'm unlocking the door
49:00 <DocZaius> Nah, too much fun you amusing me Strum :)
49:00 <Doodle> i'll be there by thursday
49:00 <TheRiddler> he's making a blues n jazz sanmie
49:00 <paNdiS> but nah jono b good if u see ashlee again she wants to see u again bro
49:00 <Maurice> I'll still be here
49:00 <Doodle> me too :/
49:00 <Maurice> Bugger
49:00 <Maurice> Or not, in this case
50:00 <Strum> find me somethign of bb king playing jazz
50:00 <Doodle> ok i'm leaving now if thats what you're offering
50:00 <TheRiddler> it's like jelly n peanutbutter
50:00 <paNdiS> n i figured if youd be down to see ash maybe you'd be down meet up with me n loren n shit
50:00 <Strum> i say there is little to nothing
50:00 <Maurice> I have the lube, just bring the dick
50:00 <Strum> i saw him live with a big band
50:00 <beehhh> doctor was the event manager at the pop-up 1200 dolla wedding
50:00 <Doodle> woooo
50:00 <Strum> he didn't play nol jazz
50:00 <paNdiS> anyway im goin outside for a cupppp of pee and cigapenis
50:00 <Strum> lots of blues though
50:00 <Doodle> eddie, thats not a knob, thats the duke of edinburgh's nose!
50:00 <Maurice> LOL
50:00 <Strum> and a great singer
50:00 <DocZaius> You don't actually know what actual JAZZ is
50:00 <Doodle> its a great nose your dukeness, looks just like a knob
50:00 <Strum> mate i play jazz
51:00 <TheRiddler> you also miss the part in the wiki where it says he plays mixes blues n jazz
51:00 <Doodle> on purpose?
51:00 <Strum> i know a shitton more about it than you ever will
51:00 <beehhh> http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/1/7/1389088250693/5744fc9b-bd69-4ba0-a3dd-c4d18ac3254f-620x502.jpeg
51:00 <beehhh> st john's
51:00 <Doodle> jazz is just playing music off key and out of time
51:00 <DocZaius> Do me a favour, don't ever book me a ticket haha
51:00 <DocZaius> thats why you're so insecure you tell everyone to kill themselves
51:00 <Strum> Do me a favour , and the world
52:00 <Strum> kill yourself now
52:00 <Mew> bebop
52:00 <TheRiddler> rocksteady
52:00 <Strum> not everyone 
52:00 <DocZaius> BAM, I pre-rempted it
52:00 <Doodle> rocksteady
52:00 <Doodle> damn
52:00 <Strum> special just for you
52:00 <TheRiddler> lol
52:00 <DocZaius> Pre-empted*
52:00 <TheRiddler> I hear the turtles movie is not bad
52:00 <TheRiddler> if you ignore the look of the turtles
52:00 <Maurice> I just cheesed down my boobs
52:00 <Maurice> It didn't feel as good as it sounds
52:00 <Doodle> errr
53:00 <DocZaius> Strum, u were the kid in school that had all the saying that were 10 yrs old
53:00 <Maurice> (22:51:00) (Strum): mate i play jazz (22:51:13) (Doodle): on purpose?
53:00 <Maurice> LOL
53:00 <Doodle> haha
53:00 <DocZaius> hahaha
53:00 <Doodle> eddie, have you got the union jack sandwiches?
53:00 <Doodle> no its just the way i was walking just then
53:00 <Strum> and you were the kid that had to wear nappies until grade 5
53:00 <Doodle> oh thank god, i thought there had been another outbreak
53:00 <Maurice> Who was
53:00 <paNdiS> way cool
53:00 <Maurice> Lol Doodle
54:00 <paNdiS> earlier we had awesome chat
54:00 <DocZaius> Really strum, that's your come back?
54:00 <Strum> yeah what are the notes in Eb7b9#5?
54:00 <paNdiS> how did we become a people of insults
54:00 <Strum> and what scale would you play over it?
54:00 <paNdiS> IT SO IS NOT!
55:00 <Doodle> wat
55:00 <paNdiS> don't make me slap you Doodle, over and over untill you bleed gooey yumness!
55:00 <TheRiddler> I use a weight scale
55:00 <Doodle> D:
55:00 <Maurice> :/
55:00 <paNdiS> ;)
56:00 <TheRiddler> the notes says I'm too heavy for the scale
56:00 <Doodle> a weight scale for what
56:00 <Doodle> i thought all scales were for weight
57:00 <Maurice> Holy moly I just got molested by a moth
57:00 <Doodle> lucky
57:00 <Maurice> I kinda liked it
57:00 <DocZaius> Doodle is Buffing the roller, code for something? ;)
57:00 <Strum> better a moth than a priest
57:00 <Doodle> lol
57:00 <beehhh> one girl looking for sex i predent i see nothing
57:00 <Maurice> I'd take either at this point
57:00 <Loof> copying 6000 mame games to my phone
57:00 <FrMoth> hello dear
58:00 <Maurice> Oh my
58:00 <Maurice> Instantly wet
58:00 <TheRiddler> can we kick beehhh for not keeping with the topic
58:00 <FrMoth> come to confession
58:00 <Maurice> Can I sit on your lap?
58:00 <simba> how do i open a coconut
58:00 <Maurice> With your head, simba
58:00 <paNdiS> copying porn
58:00 <DocZaius> The Riddler, not if Strum is still here
58:00 <FrMoth> i can administer extreme unction to you
58:00 <paNdiS> into yo head
58:00 <beehhh> Maurice and her cobweb
58:00 <Strum> find the end with the 3 eyes in it first
58:00 <paNdiS> beehhh do you wait for simba to be online?
58:00 <paNdiS> suss..
58:00 <Maurice> beehhh, fuck off
58:00 <Strum> make hoels drina liquid
58:00 <paNdiS> somethin' suss goin' on!
58:00 <simba> i drained it
58:00 <Maurice> You're of no importance to this channel
59:00 <Strum> make holes drain liquid
59:00 <DoodleIsGreat> wooo 420
59:00 <beehhh> shes growing a moustashe down there
59:00 <Maurice> I 420'd and now I'm asian
59:00 <DoodleIsGreat> ^_^
59:00 <Strum> then hit with a sharp edga aorund the equator if the holes are the pole
59:00 <Loof> 420!
59:00 <DoodleIsGreat> dukka dukka duk duk duk duk dung
59:00 <Loof> dont mind if i do
59:00 <simba> should i wrap it in a towel and smash it on the ground ?
59:00 <simba> that is literally an option that came up
59:00 <Strum> no
00:00 <Strum> get a heavy knife
00:00 <Strum> machete is good
00:00 <DocZaius> Only if its Arnies Head in total Recall
00:00 <Strum> and smack it hard
00:00 <paNdiS> one time
00:00 <simba> i cant access a good knife right now.. or make 2 much noise
00:00 <paNdiS> i jerked off
00:00 <Strum> you can hold it in your other hand
00:00 <paNdiS> i was at the train station and called a guy a loser
00:00 <simba> hmm ill see
00:00 <paNdiS> so good so cool!
00:00 <Strum> you have to hit it right on the middle though
00:00 <paNdiS> so pwned!
00:00 <paNdiS> so PWNED HIM!
00:00 <beehhh> im on the detox diet
00:00 <TheRiddler> make a hole big enough for you dick n fuck it lol
00:00 <TheRiddler> :P
01:00 <Strum> you could try a clamp
01:00 <Strum> or vice
01:00 <paNdiS> who the fuck is strum
01:00 <Strum> you find out
01:00 <paNdiS> bang out with your clam out babby!
01:00 <paNdiS> no
01:00 <paNdiS> dun wana not guna
01:00 <simba> oh yeah people do it with the back of a knife
01:00 <DocZaius> A girl I hooked up with last week took a piss in a trash can on the Newcastle Trainstation
01:00 <paNdiS> whars ashleigh, she was kewl
01:00 <paNdiS> she died.
01:00 <Strum> you never hooked up with any girl
01:00 <DocZaius> just down trow and jumped on the can
02:00 <paNdiS> Strum have you never hooked up with a girl
02:00 <Strum> tranny if your lucky
02:00 <Loof> i open coconuts with a hammer
02:00 <paNdiS> did you have the right line?
02:00 <Loof> on concrete
02:00 <Strum> look mate i've taken shits smarter than you
02:00 <paNdiS> u goota hook dick n sink in her bro
02:00 <DocZaius> No idea, I just went on her line cause she was hot
02:00 <Loof> after i get the juice out of course
02:00 <paNdiS> do you give your poop IQ tests/
02:00 <paNdiS> ?
02:00 <Strum> just take my first suggestion and get out while you still can
02:00 <DoodleIsGreat> \o/
02:00 <paNdiS> ahahahahaha
02:00 <DoodleIsGreat> /U\
02:00 <Maurice> Although I do like that nick
02:00 <DoodleIsGreat> talk into the skin telephone
03:00 <Maurice> It's so true
03:00 <DocZaius> Strum, you realise Excrement doesn't have intelligence?
03:00 <paNdiS> Idiocity
03:00 <paNdiS> should be a film
03:00 <Maurice> Is that a ps3 game
03:00 <Maurice> Or xbox 360?
03:00 <paNdiS> total irc shit for 2 hrs
03:00 <Strum> that would still be more than you DocZaius
03:00 <paNdiS> Maurice do you play the xbox one or ps4?
03:00 <paNdiS> and if so are you a fan of the movie ALIEN
04:00 <DocZaius> Strum, That doesn't make sense.  
04:00 <Maurice> I don't play either and as stated before I have never seen Alien or Predator
04:00 <paNdiS> oh ok
04:00 <Maurice> I had to google how to turn off the xbox one
04:00 <Strum> good
04:00 <paNdiS> so just the hub and kids
04:00 <Maurice> Because I had no idea
04:00 <paNdiS> you turn it off with ur voice
04:00 <paNdiS> you say XBOX TURN OFF
04:00 <Maurice> Turns out it's the giant X button
04:00 <TheRiddler> YES
04:00 <paNdiS> and to turn it on you say XBOX ON
04:00 <Strum> creepy
05:00 <TheRiddler> my brother doesn't put his in sleep mode I think
05:00 <DocZaius> You say Excrement has intelligence when it doesn't, then when thats explained to you, you still try the same joke
05:00 <Maurice> I'm not yelling at an inanimate object
05:00 <Strum> if it's off how can it hear you?
05:00 <Maurice> Again
05:00 <DoodleIsGreat> thats how i turn Maurice on
05:00 <beehhh> i give you a one finger salute
05:00 <paNdiS> kinect Strum
05:00 <DoodleIsGreat> MAURICE ON
05:00 <Maurice> It works great, DoodleIsGreat
05:00 <paNdiS> sleep mode like TheRiddler said
05:00 <Strum> it's not off , it's in standby mode
05:00 <DocZaius> Strum you might have well just said NARR NARR
05:00 <paNdiS> yer
05:00 <Maurice> Only humans in this house do sleep mode
05:00 <Maurice> The rest is just off
05:00 <paNdiS> Doodle on my face, around my neck like a scarf
06:00 <beehhh> http://www.dell.com/uk/p/inspiron-17-7737/pd
06:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <paNdiS> aha
06:00 <TheRiddler> you can also turn it on by the controller
06:00 <paNdiS> orly
06:00 <Maurice> Even I know that
06:00 <paNdiS> i like that you can snap apps by pressin the X twice
06:00 <Doodle> what button do you push to make it a decent console
06:00 <DocZaius> Strum, you're like a brick wall that was magically enchanted with a basic understanding of Intelligence
06:00 <Maurice> The bin butto
06:00 <Maurice> n
06:00 <paNdiS> you get the matches
06:00 <paNdiS> and some lighter fluid
06:00 <Doodle> Send Xbox to Trash
06:00 <paNdiS> ;)
06:00 <TheRiddler> it only just got 3d movie ability
06:00 <Maurice> Recycle bin
07:00 <paNdiS> did it?
07:00 <Strum> man you look like such a dick when you try to use big words and fail
07:00 <TheRiddler> yes
07:00 <Doodle> lol
07:00 <paNdiS> it got media player a week ago
07:00 <TheRiddler> last update
07:00 <Maurice> I haven't put a movie in either ps4 or xbox
07:00 <paNdiS> or 2
07:00 <Maurice> I use my normal dvd player for that
07:00 <Doodle> i can play games in 3d on my ps3, welcome to 2008 xbox
07:00 <paNdiS> it's taking time
07:00 <paNdiS> but it's a great machine.
08:00 <paNdiS> or somethin
08:00 <paNdiS> thats your kids
08:00 <Maurice> They all prefer the ps3 over ps4 and xbox one
08:00 <beehhh> lol at everything 
08:00 <TheRiddler> download the fitness thing
08:00 <paNdiS> the xbox community 360 and xbox one is so large it's not funny
08:00 <paNdiS> and microsoft buying minecraft says something
09:00 <paNdiS> since that's pretty much the biggest game ever
09:00 <beehhh> go have cheap sex in thailand
09:00 <Loof> ps3 > ps4 (for now)
09:00 <Maurice> Yes, they have it on ps3 and ps4
09:00 <Maurice> They play the ps3
09:00 <paNdiS> yeah but that's just your kids Maurice
09:00 <TheRiddler> ps3 n ps4 have more sold combined
09:00 <Maurice> Oh sorry, which xbox one do you have?
09:00 <Maurice> None? Oh thats right
09:00 <paNdiS> i loved ps3, hated bluray on it but i was total playstation for years
09:00 <TheRiddler> and ps2 and ps1
09:00 <paNdiS> 3 ps2s
10:00 <paNdiS> cause they kept dying lol
10:00 <Maurice> We have ps 1, ps 2 , 2 x ps3, ps4, xbox one and wii
10:00 <Maurice> PS 3 is it
10:00 <paNdiS> i prob value TheRiddler's opinion on games and consoles over anyone else on irc.
10:00 <paNdiS> idc what consoles you have
10:00 <Loof> ooooh ps 1 and 2, do they still work?
10:00 <Doodle> so you play a lot of pokemon then
10:00 <Maurice> Yeah they do
10:00 <Loof> nice
10:00 <paNdiS> id rather you say you have a sick ass computer
11:00 <beehhh> some chicks orgasm from their ass
11:00 <paNdiS> than talk about something you know nothing about
11:00 <Maurice> My comp is only an asus
11:00 <Maurice> And it's a lappy
11:00 <paNdiS> <3 lappys
11:00 <paNdiS> i got a lappy
11:00 <TheRiddler> an asus lappy is ok
11:00 <TheRiddler> .
11:00 <beehhh> i thought u said i want it in the anus
11:00 <paNdiS> toshiba satellite shit
11:00 <Maurice> It's over a year old now
11:00 <TheRiddler> beehhh made a funny
11:00 <TheRiddler> :p
11:00 <Maurice> Not up to everyones standards
11:00 <paNdiS> mine wins it's older 
11:00 <Maurice> My son has a HP touchscreen thingo
11:00 <paNdiS> :P
12:00 <paNdiS> DAMN YOUR SON!
12:00 <beehhh> i got hp blue i5
12:00 <TheRiddler> from school?
12:00 <paNdiS> i cant buy a new laptop till next yr
12:00 <beehhh> and lenovo
12:00 <Maurice> No, not from school
12:00 <Maurice> He got it for his bday
12:00 <Maurice> In march
12:00 <paNdiS> awww
12:00 <paNdiS> <3
12:00 <Strum> i have a Dell
12:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
12:00 <TheRiddler> oh dear
12:00 <DocZaius> i've only got few retro stuff atm
12:00 <DocZaius> http://phexe.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/SoW.jpg
12:00 <paNdiS> if you had a deli id be in there now like yo got some sammiches?
12:00 <TheRiddler> a dell
12:00 <Strum> i has run pretty much non stop for over 2 years now
12:00 <Doodle> i'm ircing on a calculator
12:00 <Maurice> He does PEAC and does comp courses, he's learnt how to build websites and code and is now learning how to build games
12:00 <paNdiS> u rok Doodle
12:00 <Strum> $700 factory refurbished
12:00 <Maurice> So a lappy seemed like a good idea
13:00 <TheRiddler> pls dont say a xps
13:00 <Maurice> Oh Doodle, thats so sexy
13:00 <beehhh> eat pussy n drunk
13:00 <Doodle> 55378008
13:00 <Maurice> I can picture you in your glasses, calculating
13:00 <paNdiS> lmao
13:00 <Doodle> turn the screen upside down
13:00 <paNdiS> 8005
13:00 <Maurice> LOL
13:00 <Maurice> Thats me :/
13:00 <DocZaius> BOOBIES
13:00 <paNdiS> oops
13:00 <paNdiS> 80085
13:00 <paNdiS> lol
13:00 <Strum> PEAC is bullshit 
13:00 <Strum> my son did that
13:00 <Strum> waste of time
13:00 <paNdiS> ahahahaha
13:00 <TheRiddler> you need a beefy lappy to build games
13:00 <Maurice> Strum, it's a waste of my time driving him there
13:00 <Maurice> But for my son it's good
13:00 <Doodle> fkn dropped the cone
13:00 <beehhh> cuckold sluts
13:00 <Doodle> now its covered in cat hair
13:00 <Maurice> QUICK! SNORT IT UP
13:00 <Maurice> Oh maybe not
14:00 <Doodle> loool
14:00 <Doodle> nah it wasnt packed
14:00 <paNdiS> snort those calculater keys bro
14:00 <beehhh> i dont do shit
14:00 <Doodle> i was about to
14:00 <Strum> the other kids were dicks and the teachers were on a massive ego trip
14:00 <Strum> we gave it up
14:00 <Maurice> Oh
14:00 <paNdiS> Hey, I'll Calculater!
14:00 <Loof> beehhh how you been man? skype me some time bro
14:00 <Maurice> His has been good
14:00 <beehhh> i want to sleep like a 5year old
14:00 <Doodle> calcul8rbr0
14:00 <Maurice> Lol
15:00 <Loof> BOOBS
15:00 <Maurice> Strum you're the only other person I know apart from my sons best friend, who knows what peac is
15:00 <DocZaius> like /dev/sr0:0:1
15:00 <Maurice> I wish I could calculate up a dick
15:00 <beehhh> alright dude we will
15:00 <Doodle> lol
15:00 <TheRiddler> that's 1 word away from being bannable
15:00 <beehhh> going to call it a nite
15:00 <Strum> i know lots of stuff that few know
15:00 <Maurice> My Cotd toys better come soon
15:00 <Doodle> (_(_)XXXXXD~~
15:00 <Loof> k night man
15:00 <beehhh> sleep heals the mind body n soul
15:00 <Maurice> Good, fuck off already
15:00 <Doodle> sleep doesn't heal decapitation
15:00 <Doodle> or aids
16:00 <Doodle> or decapitation aids
16:00 <TheRiddler> or stupidity
16:00 <Maurice> Thats a killer
16:00 <Maurice> Literally
16:00 <Doodle> @_@
16:00 <Strum> nthe videos are fake
16:00 <Strum> no-one got decapitated
16:00 <beehhh> get a nigga cock to cuckold
16:00 <Maurice> I'm pretty hungry
16:00 <Doodle> what videos
16:00 <beehhh> from the african prison
17:00 <Maurice> I'm also pretty, starving
17:00 <Maurice> God I'm hilarious
17:00 <Strum> well saudi arbia did decapitate someone , but they are the ok radical muslims , cos they are on our side
17:00 <Doodle> er
17:00 <Maurice> I bought Thats Life mag today
17:00 <Maurice> I'm officially retired
18:00 <Doodle> welcome to the menopause
18:00 <Maurice> Lol
18:00 <Doodle> did you buy a chain for your glasses
18:00 <simba> Thats Life (Thats Liife) Thats What All The People Say......
18:00 <Maurice> No
18:00 <Doodle> get one
18:00 <Maurice> Coz I already had one
18:00 <Doodle> loool
18:00 <Maurice> Do you remember when they made them out of wetsuit material
18:00 <Maurice> Back in the 90s
18:00 <Maurice> Coz it was cool or some shit
18:00 <Doodle> nothing better than sitting in your favourite chair with your lap rug on, knitting away
18:00 <Maurice> I can't knit
18:00 <Maurice> But I can do the rest
19:00 <Loof> Ling Wa is addicted to knitting
19:00 <Doodle> get her to knit you an orgasm
19:00 <Loof> lol
19:00 <Loof> something to fuck
19:00 <Maurice> I have my spot on the couch and when any kid sits in it, I look at them and raise and eyebrow and they apologise and move
19:00 <Doodle> a cock sock
19:00 <beehhh> https://skitch-img.s3.amazonaws.com/20110622-xcp178y62ccfu95wqp4wcn77m8.medium.jpg
19:00 <Maurice> An*
19:00 <Doodle> :o
20:00 <Maurice> I really need to get laid
20:00 <Maurice> Unzip and lets get this show on the road
20:00 <Doodle> well fucking hell
20:00 <Doodle> you have a husband what the fuck does he do all day
20:00 <Maurice> He does something, I'm unsure what
20:00 <Maurice> But he doesn't do it here
20:00 <Strum> well here's a tip Maurice, get away from the computer
20:00 <Strum> go somewhere where there are men and alcohol
20:00 <Maurice> Strum, that wont help when hes away working a 2 hour flight away
20:00 <Doodle> sounds like you need a bit on the side
21:00 <Strum> pick one
21:00 <Loof> or get a dildo, dildos always have time
21:00 <Maurice> I have them
21:00 <Maurice> And new ones on the way
21:00 <Maurice> It's not the same
21:00 <Loof> i guess
21:00 <Maurice> But it's ok, I will suffer through the next 3 weeks
21:00 <Doodle> just roll the dildo over and make zzz noises afterwards
21:00 <Doodle> exactly the same
21:00 <Maurice> LOL Doodle
21:00 <Maurice> Thats usually me :o
21:00 <TheRiddler> 3 weeks for a package?
21:00 <Doodle> haha
21:00 <TheRiddler> sheesh
21:00 <Maurice> No, TheRiddler, 3 weeks until he's home
22:00 <Doodle> then its straight to the shed
22:00 <beehhh> well cuckold visa
22:00 <TheRiddler> oh
22:00 <Maurice> Nah he sidetrips to the bedroom
22:00 <beehhh> i have add i forget things
22:00 <Maurice> Although, when he's home next it's Bathurst
22:00 <Maurice> So I might not see him for a few days
22:00 <Doodle> why dont you give him permission to bang his mates in the shed so you can come here
22:00 <Maurice> I give him permission!
22:00 <beehhh> when i remember i'd tell you
22:00 <Maurice> I even asked to watch
22:00 <Maurice> I was shot down
22:00 <beehhh> how it feels to get hurt
23:00 <Doodle> well
23:00 <Doodle> i'm out of suggestions
23:00 <Doodle> cucumber and a tub of flora
23:00 <Maurice> Aslong as you're not out of erections, its all good
23:00 <beehhh> almost there but nowhere
23:00 <Doodle> not yet
23:00 <Maurice> What is this clown on about
23:00 <Doodle> no idea
23:00 <Loof> hiccups
23:00 <Maurice> I have never wished for the plague more than now
23:00 <simba> almost there but nowhere
23:00 <Doodle> his crippling retardation?
24:00 <TheRiddler> send him to africa
24:00 <TheRiddler> it's over there
24:00 <Doodle> Mewkelele
25:00 <Loof> is it spring yet?
25:00 <Doodle> yes
25:00 <Loof> so cold
25:00 <Doodle> its a balmy 6 here atm
25:00 <Loof> fuck that
25:00 <Doodle> me high beams are on
25:00 <Loof> lol
26:00 <beehhh> http://donswaim.com/wcbs-dog-day.jpg
26:00 <Doodle> woooo 420
27:00 <Maurice> I just tripped over my kids laptop cord and yelled at it
27:00 <Maurice> I feel sad
28:00 <Maurice> I told it I will kick it into the universe, it didn't respond
28:00 <Doodle> :\
28:00 <Doodle> laptop cord:
28:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10590681_10153130747458906_8766396180485806581_n.jpg?oh=c67c688ad65d5967a470e1dd122c8dd9&oe=5487E03A&__gda__=1422381710_9c71a9813eac16d9d0c57918476e56d7
29:00 <Maurice> LOL
29:00 <Maurice> But thats what it is!
30:00 <Doodle> *yawn* is that the time
30:00 <Maurice> No
30:00 <Doodle> charming evening is that the door behind you
30:00 <Maurice> Although your timing was perfect to coincide with Saemon joining
30:00 <beehhh> http://whatwouldjcdo.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/blog-hungry-dog.jpg
30:00 <Doodle> yeah thats why i said it
31:00 <simba> its time to see who can think of a ban message cooler out of Maurice and I 
31:00 <Maurice> I have the burps, it's hurting my chest
31:00 <simba> cooler and quicker
31:00 <Doodle> Maurice wins
31:00 <Maurice> Yay
31:00 <Maurice> Suffer in ya jocks, simba
32:00 <simba> what was the messagr
32:00 <simba> message
32:00 <Doodle> [01:31] <Maurice> I have the burps, it's hurting my chest
32:00 <simba> it only counts when its in play 
32:00 <Maurice> You should rub it better
32:00 <Doodle> cold there
32:00 <Maurice> It's a bit nipply outside
33:00 <Maurice> I have the heater on and a hoodie, but it's probably about 40 degrees
33:00 <Maurice> LOL
33:00 <Maurice> Cyclone Maurice
33:00 <Doodle> oh no my wellies!
34:00 <Maurice> I was just lookig down on Es, I wonder how she sees me, since I see her as a photo op
34:00 <Maurice> Shes probably like 'not this down syndrome bitch again'
34:00 <Doodle> food op
36:00 <Maurice> I bent down earlier and she scared the living fuck out of my, she went for the strings on my hoodie
36:00 <Maurice> My = me
36:00 <Doodle> yeah rooster does that to me
36:00 <Maurice> Cats are fags
36:00 <Maurice> I love Rooster
36:00 <Doodle> amen
36:00 <Maurice> I would adopt him
36:00 <Doodle> have him
36:00 <Maurice> Bring him over
37:00 <Maurice> Then stay awhile
37:00 <Strum> aaahhh
37:00 <Doodle> re00ww
37:00 <Strum> the long cool satifaction of cat
37:00 <Doodle> O_o
37:00 <Strum> your passport to true smoking pleasure
38:00 <Maurice> I nearly ran over the neighbours cat again today
38:00 <Doodle> D:
38:00 <Maurice> He's lucky I have the screen when I reverse or he was gonna be tread
38:00 <Strum> better try harder tomorrow
38:00 <Maurice> He tries to race cars
38:00 <Doodle> my cat walked in front of my car as i was coming down the driveway
38:00 <Doodle> little cunt
38:00 <Maurice> Did you speed up
39:00 <Doodle> i revved the engine and he fucked off
39:00 <Strum> well i helps to be in the drivers seat if you want to race
39:00 <Maurice> 'ROOSTER IN MY SIGHTS, PEDAL TO THE METAL
39:00 <Maurice> '
39:00 <Doodle> lol
39:00 <Maurice> Question, new car has a free 3k or 3 month check up service thing, can I take it to any dealership?
39:00 <Doodle> yup
40:00 <Maurice> Coz the one we got it from are plonkers, I don't want to go there
40:00 <Maurice> Oh good
40:00 <Maurice> Its been 3 months and it's only just hit 2500 km
40:00 <Doodle> the place i bought my car from are cocknockers, no way were they servicing it
41:00 <Maurice> Yeah we got ours from shacks and they still owe Cam a free jacket and it took 2 months for an engine cover refund
41:00 <Doodle> and they painted everything black, you should be compensated for that
41:00 <Strum> fools and money are soon parted
41:00 <Doodle> ^_^
41:00 <Strum> cars are such shit
41:00 <Maurice> LOL you should eat me
41:00 <Doodle> ok
41:00 <Strum> and such a money trap
41:00 <Maurice> It literally hit me tonight, that we're paying so much for a car
41:00 <Doodle> yeh
41:00 <Maurice> I can't get my head around it
42:00 <Maurice> It's not a fucking veyron goddamnit
42:00 <Doodle> imagine all the hookers and blow you could have gotten
42:00 <Maurice> I'm ok with the blow
42:00 <Strum> you know that the minute you drive it out of the shop it's worth half what you payh for it 
42:00 <Maurice> Not the hookers
42:00 <Maurice> Unless theyre dudes
42:00 <Maurice> And many of them
42:00 <Doodle> lol not if you buy a second hand car Strum
42:00 <Maurice> My insurance insures we'll get what we paid
42:00 <Maurice> So thats ok
42:00 <Strum> yes but sounds like Maurice bought a new one
42:00 <Maurice> We did
42:00 <Maurice> VF
43:00 <Maurice> Very Fucking Expensive
43:00 <Doodle> yeah but thats the least of her problems
43:00 <Maurice> VFE
43:00 <Maurice> To be technical, I didn't drive it out of the shop, so thats also ok
43:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <Doodle> i drove mine out of the showroom
44:00 <Maurice> I drove my accent out
44:00 <Maurice> Way back when
44:00 <Doodle> should have ripped a skid
44:00 <Maurice> Lol
44:00 <Maurice> Sprayed your wog cologne behind you
44:00 <Doodle> looool
44:00 <Doodle> the salesman was a wog
44:00 <paNdiS> simba you still around
44:00 <Doodle> and the interior still smells like him on the right day
44:00 <Maurice> Are you looking for him to ban someone? Coz we're all being normal
44:00 <Maurice> Lol thats why I said it
45:00 <Maurice> Wog interior
45:00 <Doodle> oh i thought you meant wog cologne = tyre smoke
45:00 <Maurice> Noooo
45:00 <Maurice> I didn't even know that was an option
45:00 <Doodle> haha
45:00 <paNdiS> Doodle you heard from pinkytoe?
45:00 <paNdiS> at all?
45:00 <Maurice> But is it the right day, or the wrong day
45:00 <Doodle> nah
45:00 <paNdiS> kk
45:00 <Maurice> OR THE WOG DAY
46:00 <Doodle> lool
46:00 <paNdiS> been meaning to ask
46:00 <Maurice> Dad jokes
46:00 <Maurice> Mine still smells like leather, my other car smells like bad decisions and kids
46:00 <Maurice> Which is the same thing
46:00 <Doodle> haha
46:00 <Doodle> mine smells like nissan, they all smell the same
47:00 <Maurice> My nerd kid who used to know about cars goes 'is that a suburu lancer?'
47:00 <Maurice> You what m8
47:00 <Doodle> haha
47:00 <Maurice> *I* had to teach him
47:00 <Maurice> Thats sad
48:00 <Doodle> even after i tell people what my car is they still look at me blankly
49:00 <Maurice> I can hear Esme fucking shit up in the boys room
49:00 <Doodle> 'i still dont know what that is'
49:00 <Doodle> rooster is asleep on my bed
49:00 <Maurice> Theres one at my local shop and the numberplate is 'HERZED'
49:00 <Maurice> It makes me think of you
49:00 <Doodle> o/`
50:00 <Doodle> i'd get ZSLED
50:00 <Doodle> but plates are a waste of money
50:00 <Maurice> I wanted 'LORIISAWESOME'
50:00 <Maurice> And Cam told me to piss off
50:00 <Maurice> Rude
50:00 <Doodle> yeah well in wa you can have retarded long rego plates
50:00 <Maurice> Lol it's 8 letters
51:00 <Doodle> i've seen longer
51:00 <Maurice> We got personals and some gunt woman reversed into the front one
51:00 <Maurice> Another $225 later
51:00 <Doodle> looool
51:00 <Doodle> was her rego GUNTWMN
51:00 <Maurice> LOL
51:00 <Maurice> She seriously has a massive overhang
51:00 <Doodle> good grief
52:00 <Maurice> She keeps avoiding me at school coz she doesn't want to give me the $50 a f/n she promised
52:00 <Maurice> Like she takes her kids late and picks them up early
52:00 <Doodle> she goes around the corner and spends it on krispy kreme
52:00 <Maurice> We don't have that :/
52:00 <Doodle> dunkin donuts then
52:00 <Maurice> But I do have her addy, she lives around the corner from my mum
52:00 <Maurice> So she's close to the pub
52:00 <Maurice> The beer hag
53:00 <Doodle> i bet she stinks and all
53:00 <Maurice> SHE DOES!
53:00 <Maurice> It's like we're the same person
54:00 <Doodle> lol
54:00 <Maurice> I mean you and me, not me and smelly gunt lady
54:00 <Maurice> That's awkward
54:00 <Doodle> yeah lol i figured
54:00 <Maurice> Lol
55:00 <Saemon> fuck man
55:00 <Saemon> today met the most fucken arrogant barista ever at gloria jeans coffee
56:00 <paNdiS> PRETTY IN STINK
56:00 <paNdiS> oh Saemon ur back
56:00 <Saemon> thinks he's so good n shit talk down to me and customers
56:00 <paNdiS> gloria jeans sucks dude
56:00 <paNdiS> lol
56:00 <Saemon> ohhh you mixed brown powder into hot water for a career
56:00 <paNdiS> shit in a cup and put some water in
56:00 <Saemon> your soooo important.
56:00 <paNdiS> GLORIA JEANS!
56:00 <paNdiS> Saemon do you like italian food?
57:00 <paNdiS> there's a place Pasta Deli I think it's called
57:00 <Saemon> josh let me suck your cock
57:00 <paNdiS> sure
57:00 <paNdiS> unzips.
57:00 <Saemon> im horny and sorta bi-sexual
57:00 <paNdiS> idc
57:00 <paNdiS> suck it..
57:00 <Strum> oh .... the autism
57:00 <paNdiS> no no no
57:00 <paNdiS> no kneeling
57:00 <paNdiS> on the couch
57:00 <paNdiS> i lay back
57:00 <paNdiS> my couch is big
58:00 <Saemon> this is my fantasy cunt
58:00 <paNdiS> watch out, it's coming out ur nose now
58:00 <paNdiS> it's been a while
58:00 <Saemon> snowball 
58:00 <paNdiS> dudes do give the best head
58:00 <paNdiS> gotta say
59:00 <paNdiS> hands down
59:00 <Saemon> yeah cuz he are the ones who actually had dicks ourselves
59:00 <Maurice> Agreed
59:00 <Saemon> so we know what works
59:00 <paNdiS> girls, they try but they look up like Am I doin It Right
59:00 <Saemon> just like a chick who has a clit
59:00 <Saemon> would know how to stimulate it properly
59:00 <Saemon> more then a male
59:00 <paNdiS> It's like you go to windmill a chick and you can't do it right cause she does it better herself man
59:00 <paNdiS> right Maurice?
59:00 <paNdiS> lol
00:00 <Maurice> I got anotherrr mannn and he is NOTHING like you
00:00 <paNdiS> im just hooked on that alicia keys song
01:00 <paNdiS> Saemon ur on my fb right?
01:00 <Maurice> I sit here staring from across the club with my arms folded and my face screwed up
01:00 <paNdiS> did this shout out thing with that song
01:00 <Maurice> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLm_3K2YImc
01:00 <Maurice> So much this
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Itch - Another Man (Official) (Jun 4, 2014) 3:46 - Category: Music - 472,232 - 2,838 likes (96.2%), 113 dislikes (3.8%)
03:00 <paNdiS> ill check it xD
04:00 <paNdiS> fuccckk youu!!!
04:00 <paNdiS> xD
04:00 <Maurice> I fucking love this song
04:00 <Maurice> I crank it in my car
05:00 <Maurice> Even if he can't say his R's
06:00 <Maurice> Glad he warned us hes going offline
06:00 <Maurice> I wouldnt have guessed otherwise
07:00 <paNdiS> omgosh how good is this
07:00 <paNdiS> for a chick
07:00 <paNdiS> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10649548_553668361428491_7342906353085128173_n.jpg?oh=3d3e9a24e6671aed8bb64303452e9090&oe=5493E698&__gda__=1422345284_c261b79ff7ac7a853ca82edd6285c323
07:00 <paNdiS> Verillas.com 
07:00 <paNdiS> they arent bad, tho psylofashion.com is better
07:00 <paNdiS> but that woah
08:00 <paNdiS> what u think Maurice?
08:00 <paNdiS> ur a guurrrl :P
09:00 <paNdiS> this is my fav pic from yesterday https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t31.0-8/q83/s960x960/10571992_713239968730933_3869937115774424069_o.jpg
09:00 <Maurice> Thats debatable
09:00 <paNdiS> well
09:00 <Maurice> I think both links are gross
09:00 <paNdiS> if i'd seen a pic of u i could so jump on psylo n try find the right look
10:00 <Maurice> I have shown my pics so many times it's not funny
10:00 <paNdiS> why gross?
10:00 <paNdiS> i dont pay attention, you know that
10:00 <Maurice> Because i don't like either of them
10:00 <paNdiS> thats cool
10:00 <paNdiS> i just like how she was photographed
11:00 <paNdiS> but the photoshop shits me tbh
13:00 <Maurice> A year plus ago https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/431994_10151146646525844_538448080_n.jpg?oh=e863182875003582c85995be3f12f0e9&oe=548B77E1&__gda__=1422967254_0c010473d8379883250800042436ae21
13:00 <paNdiS> dont post long links like i do! ok clicking
14:00 <paNdiS> FUCKEN NICE HAIR
14:00 <paNdiS> i hate ur eyes
14:00 <paNdiS> coz they are like
14:00 <Maurice> I hate your face
14:00 <paNdiS> hypnotic eyes
14:00 <paNdiS> soz typin in dark
14:00 <paNdiS> TAKES TIME
14:00 <paNdiS> haha
14:00 <paNdiS> green eyes?
15:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/180586_10150147952485844_7293877_n.jpg?oh=6d69e3deba3ffe1286fdf31e7f53f863&oe=54CAE580&__gda__=1422291052_48c4484a4dfb5ec4e6cdc7cf8e54d5a6
15:00 <Maurice> Blue
15:00 <Maurice> Go grey at times
15:00 <paNdiS> blue?
15:00 <paNdiS> woah!
15:00 <paNdiS> they looked green in that pic
15:00 <paNdiS> i got an error loadin that link
15:00 <paNdiS> hollup
16:00 <paNdiS> k worked
16:00 <Saemon> Firefox can't find the server at fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net.
16:00 <Saemon> i get that
16:00 <Maurice> This is very very old https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/306333_10150476302110844_1908907027_n.jpg?oh=d2d5bdf44d5a6ceca5d2c0bf3565f632&oe=549A32C9&__gda__=1419572166_2189d70602826d768fc6684a104484b7
16:00 <paNdiS> so u without make up and stuf
16:00 <paNdiS> i love that pic
16:00 <paNdiS> that's fkn rad man
17:00 <Saemon> wow
17:00 <paNdiS> it's some Dylan shit.
17:00 <Saemon> that last one u look good
17:00 <Saemon> au naturale
17:00 <paNdiS> yeah how beautiful was that pic
17:00 <Saemon> make up most of the time covers up a females true beauty i reckon
17:00 <Saemon> makes them look older too
17:00 <Saemon> and makes them look generic as well
18:00 <paNdiS> oh wow
18:00 <Maurice> I rarely wear it
18:00 <Saemon> if a chick wants to put some on, just use like
18:00 <paNdiS> the last one tho
18:00 <Saemon> abit of dark color around the eyes or somethng
18:00 <Saemon> and thats all
18:00 <Saemon> wat do they call it, mascara? eye shadow?
18:00 <paNdiS> that super show-cases Maurice facial structure
18:00 <paNdiS> in a good light
18:00 <Maurice> Thats old like I said
19:00 <paNdiS> that's a good pic
19:00 <paNdiS> very attractive, but the mood i dont see
19:00 <Saemon> how old were you in that old pic
19:00 <Saemon> and the pic with u n red hair?
19:00 <paNdiS> is the mood Im posing or..?
19:00 <Saemon> how many years apart are they?
19:00 <paNdiS> shh shh we dont care about years!
19:00 <Maurice> It's not actually red, its the camera
19:00 <Saemon> your red hair and that style reminds me of cleopatra :P
20:00 <Maurice> And I was about 27
20:00 <paNdiS> I was twenty seven once, don't remember it :P
20:00 <Maurice> I had my 3rd kid at 27
20:00 <paNdiS> i love that last pic
20:00 <paNdiS> but the black and white i love the most.
20:00 <paNdiS> no shiz!
20:00 <Saemon> shes like 14 in the last pic paNdiS
21:00 <Saemon> lol
21:00 <paNdiS> wait
21:00 <paNdiS> when was ur first
21:00 <Maurice> Nearly 22
21:00 <paNdiS> i was 22 my fiancee was 19
21:00 <paNdiS> ahaha nice!
21:00 <Maurice> Nearly 22, 26 and 27
21:00 <paNdiS> cool
21:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/552234_10151093768155844_1677614409_n.jpg?oh=5d6dccceaf65195587bf445e15d738f7&oe=54CE675B&__gda__=1419342544_b07f3f20de5d3de26d2a8012cf5ad81e
22:00 <paNdiS> DONT YOU GIVE ME LIP BITCH!
22:00 <paNdiS> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajaja 
22:00 <paNdiS> why do you girls have to have penetrating eyes?
23:00 <paNdiS> srs
23:00 <paNdiS> guys just have average hunter gather eyes man
23:00 <paNdiS> cept for like brad pitt he has girls eyes
23:00 <Maurice> First time with snow https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/254380_10150281569390844_170738_n.jpg?oh=1b48f18496a1b7be9b6499765cf8c89d&oe=5483349D
23:00 <Maurice> My husband coloured out my smoke
24:00 <Maurice> I dunno about girls having the eyes, my dad has 2 inch long lashes, my boys do too
25:00 <paNdiS> smoke
25:00 <paNdiS> a smoke would be nice
25:00 <paNdiS> i went to buy smokes today, and *blush*
25:00 <paNdiS> girl at smokemart i just fkn love her attitude so i do hope one day we hang out
25:00 <Maurice> I went to buy smokes today and I bought smokes
25:00 <paNdiS> i bought smokes buying smokes and smokes
26:00 <paNdiS> and right now a chick just replied on fb about her hellow kitty shotgun.
26:00 <paNdiS> how the fuck does a chick in adelaide have a Hello Kitty shotun?
26:00 <paNdiS> shotgun*
26:00 <Maurice> WHY does anyone have a Hello Kitty anything
27:00 <Maurice> Unless you're 6
27:00 <simba> HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
27:00 <simba> HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
27:00 <Maurice> Jeepers
27:00 <Maurice> It's like simba has my asshole cat
28:00 <Maurice> She does shit like that
29:00 <paNdiS> oh
29:00 <paNdiS> um
29:00 <paNdiS> Maurice
29:00 <paNdiS> soz
29:00 <simba> Maurice
29:00 <simba> oi
29:00 <simba> um
29:00 <paNdiS> i got caught up
29:00 <paNdiS> in simbas ass
29:00 <paNdiS> sucka! i win!! woooo what do i win?
29:00 <Maurice> What
29:00 <paNdiS> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10431670_10202202805866150_4661612520603972954_n.jpg?oh=484099e731fb98a843d1c7dafc90ec40&oe=54CEC340&__gda__=1422288191_17bfd0d31f6b8ebbda7cbd5a096fabd5
30:00 <paNdiS> so not really hers we was just flirtin
30:00 <paNdiS> in some sick way.
30:00 <simba> oi
30:00 <simba> Maurice
30:00 <paNdiS> OI SIMBA
30:00 <Maurice> WHAT
30:00 <paNdiS> did uno maurice is ur mum
30:00 <paNdiS> and ur mum is hot.
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
30:00 <simba> paNdiS
30:00 <simba> dont
30:00 <paNdiS> fuck
30:00 <paNdiS> wid
31:00 <Maurice> Djid you know my mum would fuck you up
31:00 <paNdiS> the ass?
31:00 <Maurice> Probably
31:00 <paNdiS> b1 is all like "I don't think this is the right hour.. weird!!"
31:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf are you on about you little twat?
32:00 <Maurice> I had a packet of chips today, Im hungry hungry hippo
35:00 <Bastardly_One> go put something on 
35:00 <Maurice> On what
35:00 <Maurice> I am fully dressed..
36:00 <Bastardly_One> go make something to eat then
36:00 <Maurice> I had to share my salt and vinegars with a 2 yr old
36:00 <Maurice> Only coz she kept going 'Lori pleaaaaaaaaaaaase'
36:00 <paNdiS> second gram gone
36:00 <paNdiS> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
36:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwww so you do like kids
36:00 <Maurice> She had good manners so I had to share
37:00 <Maurice> I like her coz she's not mine
37:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
37:00 <Maurice> I don't have to live with her
37:00 <paNdiS> babies are cool cause if you wear Where The Wild Things Are outfits you imprint that that's what people look like.
37:00 <Maurice> Babies are gross
37:00 <paNdiS> stoners remember.
37:00 <Maurice> Toddlers are worse
37:00 <paNdiS> i disagree
38:00 <Maurice> Full time schoolers are ok
38:00 <paNdiS> my x was post natal
38:00 <Maurice> Until school finishes
38:00 <paNdiS> so like i did everythign
38:00 <paNdiS> the grosest thing
38:00 <paNdiS> was when i went to change him once and he peed in my face
38:00 <paNdiS> on the wall
38:00 <paNdiS> n floor
38:00 <paNdiS> ..
38:00 <Maurice> I have had 3 kids, all boys, and not one has pee'd on us
38:00 <paNdiS> and that baby laugh smile thing like "i did it on purpose"
38:00 <paNdiS> damn u
38:00 <Maurice> Or shit
38:00 <paNdiS> lol
39:00 <paNdiS> i was weird
39:00 <Maurice> The youngest spewed on me numerous times, but he needed an op at 3 weeks old to fix him
39:00 <paNdiS> like, working odd hours but every nite
39:00 <paNdiS> i had to get out of bed to go see if he was ok n breathing
39:00 <paNdiS> so like lick my finger so i could feel his breath
39:00 <Maurice> I still do that
39:00 <paNdiS> heh
39:00 <paNdiS> yea?
39:00 <paNdiS> lol
39:00 <Maurice> And my baby is nearly 7
39:00 <paNdiS> i thought i was nuts or something
40:00 <paNdiS> we put a couch in his room and bec would go bed id b up n just sit there watchin aswell
40:00 <paNdiS> lolz
40:00 <paNdiS> i miss the hell out of that kid.
40:00 <Maurice> I used to wake up on my couch with my baby beside me
40:00 <paNdiS> good times.
41:00 <Maurice> Coz I fell asleep and dropped him
41:00 <Maurice> Good times
41:00 <paNdiS> haha
41:00 <paNdiS> i fell asleep with him on my chest/side a couple times
41:00 <paNdiS> weird cause i felt like a chimp or somethin
41:00 <paNdiS> he was like clingin on me
41:00 <Maurice> I felt like a cow
41:00 <Maurice> Literally
41:00 <paNdiS> HOW THE FUCK U USIN UR HANDS 
41:00 <Maurice> I was fat and leaking milk
41:00 <paNdiS> thats just natural
42:00 <paNdiS> and sexy
42:00 <Maurice> Gross
42:00 <Maurice> Far from sexy
42:00 <paNdiS> i was more attracted to bec when she was preg
42:00 <paNdiS> than any other time since the first time i saw n fucked her
42:00 <Maurice> I had 2 kids within 14 months
42:00 <Maurice> Not hot
42:00 <paNdiS> somethin about that glow man
42:00 <paNdiS> when she got back from england i just melted
42:00 <paNdiS> really?
42:00 <Maurice> Yes
42:00 <paNdiS> well dont worry my dad's mum had 13 kids.
43:00 <Maurice> They're 14 months and 3 days apart
43:00 <paNdiS> and i think he's the only one that's dead
43:00 <paNdiS> maybe the oldest is dead
43:00 <Maurice> My mums parents had 10
43:00 <Maurice> Rabbits
43:00 <paNdiS> but one is like 70 something 
43:00 <paNdiS> lol
43:00 <Maurice> OH even their eldest died at 2
43:00 <paNdiS> no shit
43:00 <paNdiS> my auntie Ath is only in her forties
43:00 <paNdiS> oh true
43:00 <paNdiS> :/
43:00 <Maurice> My youngest aunty is 2 yrs older than my husband
44:00 <paNdiS> dads side are scots
44:00 <paNdiS> woah!
44:00 <Maurice> Her daughter, my first cousin, is a year older than my son
44:00 <paNdiS> hah! no shit
44:00 <paNdiS> with my dad
44:00 <paNdiS> one of his uncles
44:00 <paNdiS> I have a pic of them actually
44:00 <paNdiS> same age
44:00 <paNdiS> lol
44:00 <paNdiS> he gave the eulo
44:00 <paNdiS> how is it spelt?
45:00 <paNdiS> at dad's funeral
45:00 <paNdiS> eulogy?
45:00 <Maurice> I know a family and the uncle is 10 mins younger than the nephew
45:00 <paNdiS> they were like brothers lol
45:00 <paNdiS> wtf!!!!!
45:00 <paNdiS> how's this for weird
45:00 <paNdiS> i knock up bec
45:00 <Maurice> I can top it, no matter what you say
46:00 <paNdiS> a month later her middle brother's gf gets knocked up
46:00 <Maurice> My uncle married his 2nd cousin and had 2 kids
46:00 <paNdiS> a month later her eldest brother's gf gets knocked up
46:00 <paNdiS> lols
46:00 <paNdiS> it's that McDonalds theory shit
46:00 <Maurice> I shared 3 pregnancies with my sister
46:00 <Maurice> Well, 4, but one didn't survive
46:00 <paNdiS> did you?
46:00 <paNdiS> ah ok
46:00 <TheRiddler> lies
47:00 <paNdiS> i stuck by my bec because she had watev ovary shiz
47:00 <TheRiddler> that's as bad as 1 of b1's conspiracies
47:00 <paNdiS> and doc said if she aborted prob wouldnt get preg again
47:00 <Maurice> Her girl and my boy are a 4 weeks apart, next kids are 7 months, next ones would have been 2 months but she lost him, the ones after that are 6 months
47:00 <Maurice> TheRiddler, what are you on about
47:00 <TheRiddler> meat hormones
48:00 <paNdiS> lol
48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <paNdiS> LOL
48:00 <paNdiS> i got it
48:00 <TheRiddler> mcdonalds
48:00 <paNdiS> I goat
48:00 <paNdiS> hahahaha
48:00 <paNdiS> yer
48:00 <paNdiS> u rock up
48:00 <Maurice> Sounds like the doc and bec lied to you
48:00 <paNdiS> then everyone else rocks up
48:00 <paNdiS> !!!
48:00 <paNdiS> bec did lie Maurice
48:00 <paNdiS> soz but i was waitin for that
48:00 <Maurice> I was told I wouldn't have kids
48:00 <Maurice> 3 devil spawn later
49:00 <paNdiS> she'd been told that it'd be harder for her to concieve than average
49:00 <paNdiS> by the time i met her
49:00 <paNdiS> she'd convinced herself she couldnt become pregnant
49:00 <Maurice> My friend is preg with her 4, her husband got the snip 2 yrs ago
49:00 <Maurice> It's 2% chance
49:00 <Maurice> Suckers
49:00 <paNdiS> mostly because her last partner, abusive fucking greek cunt Anthony, couldnt knock her up
49:00 <Maurice> 4th*
50:00 <paNdiS> so when she told me, quite convincingly that she couldnt have kids
50:00 <paNdiS> i stopped using condoms..
50:00 <paNdiS> but a special creature was born
50:00 <paNdiS> so <3
51:00 <paNdiS> i prob have another some place, i was all about no frangers when i was younger
51:00 <Maurice> Whore
51:00 <paNdiS> one that made me cry was my x's best friend, slept with her
51:00 <paNdiS> dont judge
51:00 <paNdiS> cause my best mate slept with my x
51:00 <paNdiS> and i really liked her
52:00 <simba> 4,0LIVER0,4POOL!!!!!!! 
52:00 <paNdiS> n my mate tossed her number, this is before everyone used mobile fones all the time right
52:00 <paNdiS> nineties
52:00 <paNdiS> so then one day when i get back to mine, after thinkin she just didnt like me months b4
52:00 <paNdiS> my x gf is sittin on the fuckin porch
53:00 <paNdiS> go inside n shit n she tells me how the gurl had an abortion
53:00 <paNdiS> cause i didnt call her back...
53:00 <paNdiS> never told that to anyone online heh
53:00 <Loof> which is the best n64 zelda simba?
53:00 <paNdiS> two girls named rachel
53:00 <Loof> Ocarina of time?
53:00 <paNdiS> OCEANS OF TIME
53:00 <Loof> or Marjora's Mask?
54:00 <paNdiS> Loof what's zelda's name?
54:00 <simba> there are 2 
54:00 <simba> yea
55:00 <simba> every1 says OOT 
55:00 <paNdiS> original zelda is da best
55:00 <simba> but MM is an awesome story
55:00 <paNdiS> imo
55:00 <paNdiS> but im like a thousand yrs older than u jono
55:00 <TheRiddler> MM is good
55:00 <simba> i havent completed MM...
55:00 <simba> i have done OOT so many timess
55:00 <paNdiS> what was the ds one
55:00 <paNdiS> coz i loved that
55:00 <paNdiS> not 3ds
56:00 <TheRiddler> phantom hourglass?
56:00 <simba> Loof what 64 emu did you find to be good?
56:00 <TheRiddler> spirit tracks?
56:00 <TheRiddler> I hear phantom hourglass is 1 of the best
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Phantom Hourglass
57:00 <Bastardly_One> was the first DS one
57:00 <Bastardly_One> kicks arse
57:00 <paNdiS> THAT"S IT!
57:00 <paNdiS> anyway
58:00 <paNdiS> if im the only fucker that gets Alien Isolation
58:00 <TheRiddler> I dont know what the worst zelda is
58:00 <paNdiS> well Link needs to team up with Luigi and just go bang chicks..
58:00 <TheRiddler> probably the original gameboy 1
58:00 <paNdiS> fuck Zelda and Mario yo
58:00 <simba> SkyWard SWord...........
58:00 <TheRiddler> no
58:00 <simba> couldnt be fucked with that 1
59:00 <paNdiS> simba is all about swords.
59:00 <paNdiS> u think a gram of coke
59:00 <paNdiS> in wine
00:00 <paNdiS> i got 2
00:00 <paNdiS> ahehehe
00:00 <paNdiS> about one in this glass
02:00 <Loof> i got MegaN64, works a treat
02:00 <Loof> no lag, sound is perfect
02:00 <Loof> and it's free
02:00 <Loof> and works with a ps3 or xbox 360 controller
03:00 <Loof> i'm looking forward to going out today now i have portable gaming
04:00 <Loof> ooh sweet all the zeldas are downloaded
04:00 <Maurice> Ohh ahh Cantona, Aston wears a girly bra
04:00 <Maurice> Oh the good old daysd
04:00 <simba> 4:1)
04:00 <Maurice> -d
05:00 <Maurice> I have 2 Eric Cantonas tshirts, one has cat rips in it
05:00 <Maurice> Lesson learnt, don't bath the cat
06:00 <paNdiS> oh my glob
06:00 <paNdiS> that reminds me
07:00 <paNdiS> my adventure time beanie is still sitting at eb games arndale
07:00 <paNdiS> hahahaha
07:00 <Bastardly_One> this is random but 
07:00 <paNdiS> it's like kids sized, but i stretched it out on my head and put it under counter
07:00 <paNdiS> wahaha
07:00 <paNdiS> yes b1?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> out of all america there is like ... 5 black people I've ever come across
07:00 <Bastardly_One> in all these years
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and I wonder why that is 
07:00 <Maurice> What
07:00 <paNdiS> R O F L
08:00 <paNdiS> motherfucker
08:00 <paNdiS> hahahahahaha
08:00 <Maurice> My beer feels really heavy
08:00 <paNdiS> that's like
08:00 <paNdiS> on xbox bf4
08:00 <paNdiS> im talkin to a viking
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm serious
08:00 <paNdiS> and i didnt know he is black
08:00 <paNdiS> because of his voice
08:00 <Bastardly_One> where to do the black people go? 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:00 <paNdiS> and his pic on fb
08:00 <paNdiS> isnt his face or nethin
08:00 <paNdiS> lol
09:00 <paNdiS> Bastardly_One that's coincidental because when my brother was in san fran
09:00 <paNdiS> he hardly came across any afromericans
09:00 <Maurice> Is he a homo
09:00 <paNdiS> so there are zero afromericans in his fotos of san fran
09:00 <paNdiS> lol
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that's because san fran is very white bohemian slash middle class
10:00 <Maurice> It's more gay than anything
10:00 <paNdiS> slash Enola GAY
10:00 <Maurice> Good lord, tune in to Fam Guy already
10:00 <paNdiS> LOL Maurice
10:00 <paNdiS> aaaaaahahahahaha
10:00 <paNdiS> fkn stewie
10:00 <Bastardly_One> has a gay culture for sure 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's gayer in other places
10:00 <Maurice> It has gays and hills
10:00 <paNdiS> hahahaha
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol gays, hills and a big fuckin bay
10:00 <paNdiS> gays like hills?
10:00 <Maurice> Personally I love gay men
10:00 <Maurice> They give my boobs attention
10:00 <paNdiS> aahaha
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and some really good music 
11:00 <paNdiS> yer i have good gay n les mates
11:00 <paNdiS> it's the token thing to do
11:00 <paNdiS> j/k
11:00 <Bastardly_One> weirdest lesbian couple I knew
11:00 <paNdiS> my best gay mate you would never guess is gay
11:00 <Maurice> My mum flashed her boobs/bra to my gay friend
11:00 <paNdiS> for over a year
11:00 <paNdiS> i didnt believe it once i found out
11:00 <Bastardly_One> was this little cute asian and this butch samoan chick
11:00 <Maurice> I was in reverse, nearly crashed my car
11:00 <paNdiS> lol
11:00 <Maurice> He squealed
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <Maurice> I found out later his bestie was from IRC
12:00 <paNdiS> oh god
12:00 <paNdiS> i mean glob
12:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
12:00 <paNdiS> im gonna
12:00 <paNdiS> um
12:00 <paNdiS> measure my penis 
12:00 <paNdiS> with a chinese ruler
12:00 <Maurice> Ive done mine
12:00 <paNdiS> ;)
12:00 <Maurice> The tape measure wasn't long enough
12:00 <paNdiS> hahahaha
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't ... I haven't got one :(
13:00 <paNdiS> how did we spoil such sweet stories Maurice?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> a tape measure that is 
13:00 <Maurice> Speaking of, my husband went to Masters and got a free mini tape measure
13:00 <Bastardly_One> haw haw haw
13:00 <paNdiS> motherfucking...
13:00 <paNdiS> sweet stories and now
13:00 <Maurice> What
14:00 <paNdiS> there are mini tape measures?
14:00 <Maurice> My beer is still too heavy
14:00 <Bastardly_One> masters used to be somewhere else but fucked if I can remember
14:00 <Maurice> It's weighing my arm down
14:00 <paNdiS> if simba is jerking off to us chattin
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah my bong feels heavy
14:00 <paNdiS> im gonna be cut
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep going to smoke it 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and never get there 
14:00 <paNdiS> hahaha
14:00 <paNdiS> ahahahaha
14:00 <paNdiS> dude
14:00 <Maurice> I've done that
14:00 <paNdiS> i put gram coke in this wine
14:00 <Maurice> Cant do anymore
14:00 <paNdiS> im inbetween
15:00 <paNdiS> i love the brown
15:00 <Bastardly_One> finally
15:00 <paNdiS> xD
15:00 <Bastardly_One> was wondering if I was ever gonna smoke that
15:00 <paNdiS> hope u still holdin it in 
15:00 <Maurice> This is Cams beer brew, 7% beers
15:00 <paNdiS> ten second rule ninja
15:00 <Maurice> Viva las vegas
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate beer unforunately 
16:00 <Maurice> You're a poof
16:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like a cheap way to have fun
16:00 <paNdiS> i gotta kill these caterpillers
16:00 <Maurice> I go to mums, me and her drink beer, dad pussys out on wine
16:00 <Maurice> Something wrong with that picture
16:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
17:00 <Maurice> I'm cooking chips and I really can't be fucked getting up to check on them
17:00 <Maurice> Probably just turn the oven off and leave it
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I've worked out exact timing on mine now
17:00 <Bastardly_One> only taken me 9mths
18:00 <Maurice> My oven is about 7 yrs old
18:00 <Maurice> But it's fan forced so everything cooks quickere
18:00 <Maurice> -e
18:00 <Bastardly_One> this one is about 200 years old
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and forced if I want
18:00 <Bastardly_One> one of those you can choose old school ones
18:00 <Bastardly_One> when they first came out 
19:00 <Maurice> We ditched the old school one and kitchen, got new installed
19:00 <Bastardly_One> but people don't believe there's a science to oven cooking
19:00 <Maurice> Our kitchen was like Brady Bunch spec
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I like this little house
19:00 <Maurice> It was green cupboards and brown bench tops
19:00 <Bastardly_One> pity it's not mine ... has so much potential
19:00 <Bastardly_One> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew but I get the idea
19:00 <Maurice> Now it's white cupboards and granite tops
20:00 <Maurice> My house is too small
20:00 <Bastardly_One> dark colours work alright in the kitchen too 
20:00 <Maurice> We bought it when we had 1 kid and no plans for anymore
20:00 <Maurice> Now we have 3 :S
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I convinced the bro in law to go dark brown and his kitchen looks great
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same with them ... they planned none
21:00 <Bastardly_One> my sister supposedly can't have any
21:00 <Maurice> I just got flavourstone pans to match the benchtops
21:00 <Bastardly_One> two in 2 yrs basically 
21:00 <Maurice> Coz the rest of mine are red
21:00 <Maurice> My youngest 2 are 14 months apart
21:00 <Maurice> One is 2006 one in 2007
21:00 <Maurice> Stupid
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I think 18 mths for these two
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and neither planned
22:00 <Maurice> Oh, my 06 was planned
22:00 <Maurice> The only one out of 3
22:00 <Maurice> And thats due to Cam, he wanted more kids
23:00 <Bastardly_One> My brother in law is quite happy ... My sister hit 40 the start of this year 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> chances are slim to none 
24:00 <Maurice> My sister just turned 40, shes had 5 and admitted she'd have more if she wasnt a high risk preg
24:00 <Maurice> Weirdo
24:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 is fine ... 3 at the most
24:00 <Maurice> Agreed
24:00 <Maurice> I find 1 to be too many
24:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
24:00 <Maurice> We get classed as a 'large' family
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you wanted 'em
24:00 <Maurice> And we fit in a normal car
25:00 <Maurice> When I got centrestink, they paid me extra for being a large family
25:00 <Maurice> (01:24:59) (Bastardly_One): you wanted 'em
25:00 <Maurice> No
25:00 <Maurice> I didn't want a husband or kids
25:00 <Maurice> Circunstances change
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah anything over two is I think by their standards
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah true that 
25:00 <Maurice> Circumstances*
26:00 <Maurice> Although I'd give my left nut for my husband to be here right now
26:00 <Bastardly_One> go hump the bedpost?
26:00 <Maurice> I have toys
26:00 <Maurice> But I'd also like his chest as a pillow
27:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
28:00 <Maurice> Yeah, get used to it, my one time confessing a weakness
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I always knew you were human 
30:00 <Maurice> Bollocks
31:00 <Maurice> Oh great
32:00 <Bastardly_One> how fucked 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> http://tellmenow.com/2014/09/u-s-soldier-blares-national-anthem-on-guitar-over-muslim-prayer-time/
33:00 <Maurice> My kids assembly, they do the national anthem to the tune of the digeridoo
33:00 <Maurice> However you spell it
34:00 <Maurice> They have the say a speech about the boongs and their land
35:00 <Maurice> the = to
37:00 <paNdiS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74
37:00 <paNdiS> man
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Verve - Bitter Sweet Symphony (Feb 28, 2009) 4:38 - Category: Music - 95,020,320 - 466,635 likes (98.5%), 6,869 dislikes (1.5%)
37:00 <paNdiS> i feel
37:00 <paNdiS> i
37:00 <paNdiS> dont know how to describe it
37:00 <paNdiS> :D
37:00 <paNdiS> i am a floating smurf
37:00 <Maurice> I hate that song
38:00 <paNdiS> well
38:00 <paNdiS> i wrote this whole thing
38:00 <paNdiS> infact
38:00 <Maurice> It's depressing
45:00 <simba> CHHAAAAAAAMMMMMPPPPPIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
46:00 <BlackDevil> Ryan Gosling & Eva Mendes -- Just Had A Baby
53:00 <Student>  new isp for Ana_Ng
54:00 <Ana_Ng> every day
54:00 <Ana_Ng> for ten years
54:00 <Ana_Ng> 2 isps
54:00 <Student> right
58:00 <paNdiS> hot
59:00 <paNdiS> woo
59:00 <BlackDevil> can i put a finger in your belly Ana_Ng?
59:00 <paNdiS> i srs dislike
59:00 <paNdiS> fkn
59:00 <paNdiS> ima listen to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUiTQvT0W_0
59:00 <paNdiS> xD
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sinéad O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2U (Mar 6, 2009) 5:15 - Category: Music - 103,001,826 - 356,284 likes (97.8%), 7,984 dislikes (2.2%)
59:00 <Student> she is a tirivia bot, bot do not have bellies
59:00 <BlackDevil> im a bot
00:00 <BlackDevil> and i have a belly
00:00 <Student> procedures starting with caption "belly" does not count
00:00 <paNdiS> since you been gone i can do what ever i want!
00:00 <Ana_Ng> go ahead blackdevil
01:00 <paNdiS> i can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant but nothin i said nothin can take away
01:00 <paNdiS> cause nothing compares, nothing compares to you BlackDevil
01:00 <BlackDevil> oh god i came
01:00 <BlackDevil> jizzed in my pants
01:00 <Student> BlackDevil change the pamper
01:00 <paNdiS> It's been so lonely without you coming in me, like a poof without a bum
01:00 <paNdiS> nothing can stop my lonely poops from falling..
01:00 <Ana_Ng> i am here to satisfy you, blackdevil
01:00 <paNdiS> tell me BlackDevil, where'd ah go wrong?
01:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jizz In My Pants (Dec 6, 2008) 2:33 - Category: Comedy - 136,450,943 views - likes (96.1%), 26,737 dislikes (3.9%)
02:00 <paNdiS> *runs away so sad!*
02:00 <paNdiS> I WENT TO THE DOCTOR BlackDevil AND GUESS WHAT HE TOLD ME GUESS WHAT HE TOLD ME
02:00 <paNdiS> YOU GOT COSBYS
02:00 <paNdiS> nothing compares to youuuu!
02:00 <Student> what is cosbys?
03:00 <paNdiS> dont ruin my love zong
03:00 <paNdiS> dayuumm wegro!
05:00 <Student> Ana_Ng, nice to know you some social work too ;)
10:00 <BlackDevil> im special
10:00 <Ana_Ng> i give what i can
10:00 <Ana_Ng> to help out lonely sailors
10:00 <Student> ha ha 
11:00 <Student> so thoughtful and noble 
11:00 <Student> ;)
11:00 <paNdiS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2C5TjS2sh4
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Roxette - It Must Have Been Love (Mar 4, 2009) 4:16 - Category: Music - 42,265,023 views - 131,662 likes (98.2%), 2,449 dislikes (1.8%)
11:00 <paNdiS> such classic
11:00 <paNdiS> now weird science can take the black bar of da gurls boobie n fanny xD
13:00 <BlackDevil> i havnt pooped for 3 days
13:00 <Student> i hope you are eating ;)
13:00 <Student> eating is prerequisit of poo
13:00 <Student> *e
13:00 <Saemon> A hereth comes, Saemon 3:45, Destroyer of Worlds
14:00 <Saemon> Thy fate cometh
14:00 <BlackDevil> i eat, then throw up
15:00 <Saemon> sounds like bulimia
15:00 <Saemon> u got a eating disorder?
15:00 <Student> you want to say , you throw up and then you eat :P
15:00 <Saemon> when u look in the mirror, even though you're skelatore, do you think yourself as fat?
16:00 <Saemon> if so, the bulimia it is
16:00 <Saemon> or anorexia
16:00 <Student> also from which part of the body you throw up? or do you actutally throw down? :P
16:00 <Saemon> Student you are a poor Student of humor monami
18:00 <Student> i do not think so you i can come at your level and reply to you ;) , adios
18:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
18:00 <paNdiS> i know that livin with you baby waws so hard
18:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One, how do you like to be touched?
18:00 <paNdiS> but im willin to give it another try
18:00 <paNdiS> nothing compares nothing compares to you!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> no tellin' until you pay the hourly fee BlackDevil
19:00 <Bastardly_One> *not tellin'
19:00 <BlackDevil> i wont last an hour
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh well 
19:00 <Saemon> omg Bastardly_One
19:00 <Saemon> RAW
19:00 <Saemon> is out 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't give discounts
19:00 <Bastardly_One> seen it 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up
20:00 <Saemon> i dont want to, its boring to me now
20:00 <Saemon> wow
20:00 <Saemon> cant believe WWE creative has gotten this bad
20:00 <Ana_Ng> gotten?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Paul wrote this week
20:00 <Saemon> the day when i dont have the desire to watch a raw episode
20:00 <paNdiS> oh
20:00 <Saemon> Ana_Ng
20:00 <paNdiS> fastin is way over
21:00 <Saemon> whats wrong with gotten?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you can tell which ones are HHH and which are heyman
21:00 <Bastardly_One> now, what was I doing?
21:00 <Saemon> oh definately b1
21:00 <paNdiS> anyone else fast?
21:00 <Ana_Ng> just saying it's always been bad
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh yeah, arguing with americans
21:00 <Bastardly_One> she's right ... I like it 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but it is SHIT
21:00 <Saemon> Ana_Ng your a fan of WWE?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> always has been and always will be 
21:00 <paNdiS> none of you fast?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like being a fan of General Hospital
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you keep that shit to yourself
22:00 <Saemon> why
22:00 <paNdiS> can you two just fuck
22:00 <Ana_Ng> no
22:00 <Saemon> why care of others think? why care how negative ppl are gona judge you
22:00 <Saemon> thats piss weak
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it's how I judge it 
22:00 <Saemon> love what you love, do what you love
22:00 <paNdiS> better some anal than a zillion more hours of you both need to.
22:00 <Saemon> as long as you're happy thats the most important thing
23:00 <Saemon> who cares what someone else might think of it
23:00 <paNdiS> just do it
23:00 <paNdiS> meet and fuck
23:00 <paNdiS> it aint gay
23:00 <Saemon> haters are gona hate. you're holding yourself down if u constant worry what others are gona think n say 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm riding in the little yellow bus
23:00 <Saemon> bit of life advice for you there Bastardly_One
23:00 <Bastardly_One> who wants us to pick them up?
23:00 <Saemon> take it or leave it
24:00 <Bastardly_One> come on and scoop us up!
24:00 <paNdiS> I hope you guys teather dicks.
24:00 <paNdiS> obvs Saemon wants you
24:00 <Saemon> Ana_Ng can i ask you a question?
24:00 <paNdiS> and you like it
24:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't know, can you?
24:00 <Saemon> yes i can
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on the little yellow bus you wanna ride wit me
25:00 <paNdiS> im on the harry and coke
25:00 <paNdiS> and I still see how in love Saemon is with you
25:00 <Saemon> Ana_Ng since you are responding to me right now, answer me this: did you really try to hack skirmish? 
25:00 <Saemon> did you really threaten him in pm?
25:00 <Ana_Ng> what do you think
25:00 <paNdiS> and how you can't deny him conversation.
25:00 <paNdiS> sex bros
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
25:00 <Saemon> well so far, ive only heard skirmish's side of the story
25:00 <paNdiS> lol
25:00 <Saemon> so i think yes
25:00 <Bastardly_One> loaded question Ana_Ng
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he can't think 
25:00 <Saemon> now i want to hear yours
26:00 <paNdiS> b1 is avoiding it Saemon
26:00 <paNdiS> yet, when all is silent on irc
26:00 <Ana_Ng> how does it feel to want?
26:00 <paNdiS> he chats you up
26:00 <Saemon> i want b1's cock up my ass and mine up his
26:00 <paNdiS> go figure
26:00 <Saemon> i want to cum in b1's ass and then have him squat over my face and fart my own cum out into my open mouth
26:00 <paNdiS> you gotta prepare a rockspider like b1 slow
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't always get what you want 
26:00 <paNdiS> roast him a little with your affection
26:00 <Saemon> oh you're mine b1
27:00 <Saemon> believe you that
27:00 <paNdiS> take his mind off of kids
27:00 <paNdiS> uno
27:00 <Saemon> you are mine, its only a matter of time
27:00 <Saemon> im like adebesi 
27:00 <paNdiS> you gotta sing alicia keys to him
27:00 <Saemon> and you're kenny wrangler b1
27:00 <paNdiS> ;)
28:00 <paNdiS> or some Keb Mo
30:00 <Student> that is not so much of comitment
31:00 <Saemon> Student i put it to you, that your father, the man whose seed brought you into existance, the man who created you and fathered you, your rolemodel, your hero, your idol, was a transvestite prostitute
31:00 <Saemon> what say you to this?
31:00 <Student> lol
32:00 <Ana_Ng> SWFASF
32:00 <Ana_Ng> Saemon's Weird Fantasies About Student's Father
32:00 <Student> Saemon stop pully my dick m8  :P
32:00 <Saemon> i like dads
32:00 <Student> Saemon stop pulling my dick m8  :P
33:00 <Saemon> DILFS man
33:00 <Saemon> DILF
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I want some of those toaster pancakes
33:00 <Ana_Ng> i had one of those pancake sausage on a stick thing
33:00 <Ana_Ng> s
34:00 <Bastardly_One> oh a sausage in batter?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> dont you call them corndogs?
34:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah like a corn dog
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
34:00 <Ana_Ng> but it's not a hot dog and not corn batter
34:00 <Saemon> no
34:00 <Saemon> they're called pluto pops
34:00 <Bastardly_One> tasty things
34:00 <Ana_Ng> flapsticks
35:00 <Saemon> mine always has to have ketchup on it
35:00 <Ana_Ng> gross
35:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit
35:00 <Ana_Ng> mustard is the only acceptable condiment
35:00 <BlackDevil> has it been so hot you can smell your own pussy?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> ketchup is different to tomato sauce
35:00 <Saemon> how so?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> ketchup actually tastes tomato like
36:00 <paNdiS> i yam making wagyu beef
36:00 <Bastardly_One> not vinegar and sugar
36:00 <paNdiS> rolled up in shit
36:00 <Saemon> well thats why i said ketchup
36:00 <Saemon> deerrrrrr
36:00 <Ana_Ng> ketchup is tomato syrup
36:00 <paNdiS> filo pastry
36:00 <paNdiS> haha
36:00 <paNdiS> hope it goes okay
37:00 <paNdiS> havent done it with wagyu b4
37:00 <Saemon> whats so bullshit about always wanting to have ketchup on my corndog?
37:00 <Saemon> senile of fool
37:00 <Saemon> old*
37:00 <Bastardly_One> because you've most likely had tomato sauce
37:00 <Ana_Ng> only little kids like ketchup, because it's just more sugar
37:00 <Student> actually you all are wrong
37:00 <Bastardly_One> totally different taste
37:00 <paNdiS> Saemon im making about a foot long sausge roll lol
37:00 <Saemon> how would u know that Bastardly_One?
37:00 <Student> if the poo gets red it is tomato ketchup, if it does not it is tomato sauce :P
37:00 <Ana_Ng> look at the ingredients in your ketchup
37:00 <Saemon> u some sorta psychic telepath?
37:00 <Saemon> hrm?
37:00 <Saemon> just cause you're bald
38:00 <paNdiS> will b1 and Saemon fuck
38:00 <Saemon> u think you're professor x?
38:00 <Saemon> fuck up/
38:00 <paNdiS> i got an urge to go first
38:00 <paNdiS> Saemon
38:00 <paNdiS> can i fuck you?
38:00 <Saemon> yeah paNdiS
38:00 <paNdiS> take it out and fuck b1 in the dirty old dying dry mouth
38:00 <Saemon> revenge fuck to get Bastardly_One jelous
38:00 <paNdiS> that fucker is useless
39:00 <paNdiS> whyre you so in love with him?
39:00 <Student> he liked his head :P
39:00 <paNdiS> you're bisexuality
39:00 <Saemon> because me sorta looks like michael klim
39:00 <Student> so shiny , so big ;P
39:00 <Saemon> and i like michael klim
39:00 <paNdiS> and love for him
39:00 <paNdiS> i get it
39:00 <paNdiS> attraction
39:00 <paNdiS> but he's as fucking useless as you.
40:00 <paNdiS> no offense, you're both fucking pathetic
40:00 <BlackDevil> Saemon https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8319227904/h8EEFA24B/
40:00 <paNdiS> and I'm high on coke you two cunts couldnt afford.
41:00 <Saemon> jokes on u
41:00 <Saemon> doin drugs is bad
41:00 <paNdiS> you've never had coke
42:00 <paNdiS> being a bisexual compulsive liar on irc is pathetic
42:00 <Saemon> yeah i have, i always get a large one with my meal
42:00 <paNdiS> pm that skinny, half dead cunt
42:00 <paNdiS> pj
42:00 <paNdiS> u got purre pj
42:00 <paNdiS> ?
43:00 <paNdiS> uno what pj coke is?
43:00 <Saemon> u ever call me a liar again
43:00 <paNdiS> u live in adelaide..
43:00 <paNdiS> yer
43:00 <Saemon> and i will let my mates in the Bandidos now.
43:00 <paNdiS> u got my address
43:00 <Saemon> for real 
43:00 <paNdiS> you wheelchair fuck
43:00 <Saemon> oh lets go boi
43:00 <paNdiS> you said you had Mongols come around
43:00 <paNdiS> did you mean Mongrels?
43:00 <Saemon> bikies will be kicked down ya door mate
44:00 <paNdiS> do it
44:00 <Saemon> hell yeah i just did
44:00 <paNdiS> dont do a good running start you cripple, get a great one!
44:00 <paNdiS> you didnt do fucking shit
44:00 <paNdiS> nobody came around
44:00 <Saemon> i just sent my mate Terrence 'hammer' Simmons, sergeant at arms of bandidos 
44:00 <paNdiS> and if you dont want salsbury boys on your arse
44:00 <Saemon> a txt message
44:00 <paNdiS> you should be nice
45:00 <Saemon> tellin him to fuck your face up 
45:00 <paNdiS> cause T will fucking rape you dude
45:00 <Saemon> be ready boi
45:00 <Saemon> get ready
45:00 <Saemon> you're screwed now lil man
45:00 <paNdiS> I was born moustachio.
45:00 <Saemon> play with fire you get burnt Josh.
45:00 <paNdiS> cool bro
45:00 <paNdiS> so
45:00 <paNdiS> in next however?
45:00 <Saemon> play with fire you will get burned Josh.
45:00 <paNdiS> time frame?
45:00 <Saemon> i am the fire
46:00 <paNdiS> when will your bikie mates be around mine?
46:00 <Saemon> 11am ish
46:00 <paNdiS> ill be asleeo then
46:00 <paNdiS> you faggot
46:00 <Student> ha ha 
46:00 <Saemon> they will wake you up.
46:00 <Saemon> lol
46:00 <paNdiS> its 4am
47:00 <paNdiS> not whilest im asleep
47:00 <Saemon> well, im sure a kick to your head will wake u up
47:00 <paNdiS> i be like *snore dreaming*
47:00 <Saemon> they will break down your door
47:00 <paNdiS> 11am
47:00 <paNdiS> lol
47:00 <Saemon> and drag u from your bed mate
47:00 <paNdiS> dude
47:00 <paNdiS> rule one
47:00 <paNdiS> you dont drop names
47:00 <paNdiS> even dropping you know cunts
47:00 <paNdiS> is  ano no
47:00 <paNdiS> so they'd smash you for doin it
48:00 <paNdiS> so dont you ever 
48:00 <paNdiS> you wheelchair bound fan fucker
48:00 <paNdiS> tell me bikies will smash me
48:00 <Saemon> lol they wont hurt me
48:00 <paNdiS> oh
48:00 <Saemon> im thier best mate
48:00 <Saemon> they will fuck you up though
48:00 <paNdiS> the three club names u dropped
48:00 <paNdiS> that you dont know
48:00 <paNdiS> but say you know
48:00 <paNdiS> see how i dont drop
48:00 <paNdiS> its because I know.
49:00 <Saemon> rofl keep on dreamin kid
49:00 <paNdiS> and in line, idc about the cunts
49:00 <paNdiS> in the way, the politics
49:00 <paNdiS> those cunts know that
49:00 <paNdiS> but i dont drop names.
49:00 <Saemon> lol watever kid
49:00 <paNdiS> you spastic wheelchair pissing in jars having motherfucker
49:00 <Saemon> i got way more connections than you
49:00 <paNdiS> I gave you my address
50:00 <paNdiS> and nothing happened
50:00 <paNdiS> nothing will ever happen
50:00 <Saemon> and bikies dont like cunts who hit women lol
50:00 <Saemon> like wat mew said about you
50:00 <Saemon> women hitting poofter
50:00 <Saemon> lol
50:00 <paNdiS> you think bikies means badass
50:00 <Saemon> hell yeah
50:00 <paNdiS> you're dead wrong.
50:00 <Saemon> why did u hit a girl?
50:00 <paNdiS> it started after the war
50:00 <Saemon> cant fight a man?
51:00 <paNdiS> guys felt displaced
51:00 <Saemon> answer my question
51:00 <paNdiS> then again, if you did anything but fry beans and shit into buckets
51:00 <paNdiS> pz fgt
51:00 <Saemon> why did u hit a girl?
51:00 <paNdiS> i gotta eat some porcini mushrom lasagne I  made
51:00 <paNdiS> xD
52:00 <Student> ha ha
52:00 <paNdiS> pls dont pm me
53:00 <paNdiS> i got headset on but can still hear the ding ding ding of a faggot.
53:00 <Student> :)
53:00 <paNdiS> BYE CHAD YOU FAGGOT.
06:00 <BlackDevil> thats rude
15:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/outrage-doughnut-firm-launches-milkshakes-4264846
59:00 <BlackDevil> who wants to play with my winky?
52:00 <BlackDevil> Snoopys_Gunship
52:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
52:00 <BlackDevil> you are hilarious
53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> how so lol
53:00 <BlackDevil> no clue im stoned
53:00 <BlackDevil> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahahaha good work son
54:00 <lumeah2> ahhhhhhhhhhhh that explains it then
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hi Ellie
13:00 <Mew> hi Ellie
16:00 <BlackDevil> hey Mew
16:00 <Mew> hey pickle fucker
17:00 <BlackDevil> i made you watch that once
17:00 <BlackDevil> no reason to keep calling me that
17:00 <Mew> it fits so well though
17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> pickle fucker hahaha
17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> now you must explain
18:00 <BlackDevil> i gave her a movie of cumiva having sex with a pickle
18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahahah righto then
19:00 <Mew> cumiva is BlackDevils secret porn name that no one knows
21:00 <BlackDevil> did you really fall?
22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yup actually i did getting up to get my drink
22:00 <BlackDevil> and did you really laugh?
22:00 <BlackDevil> most people lie
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i did actually
25:00 <BlackDevil> you did lie for sure
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no i love the name you have
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> cumiva haha reminds me of cradels other nickname lol
48:00 <lumeah2> hi psYbR
50:00 <psYbR> hi lums
50:00 <psYbR> hows u
55:00 <lumeah2> yeah im ok thanks
55:00 <lumeah2> hows u?
56:00 <lumeah2> hows the car and stuff?
20:00 <BlackDevil> i cant believe and you get me so wet
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> what the fuck lol
27:00 <rookal> he's fucked
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he is fried more like it
38:00 <rookal> nah just fucked
38:00 <rookal> but fried too
38:00 <rookal> like a frozen hotdog
45:00 <Student> is it 11am yet?
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no
47:00 <rookal> paNdiS dog shit
50:00 <paNdiS> fuck you rookal you wouldnt even suck my dick
51:00 <paNdiS> now i gotta do it myself you dog scum.
51:00 <Lumeah> he is fried
52:00 <Lumeah> lol
52:00 <Lumeah> Morning paNdiS
52:00 <paNdiS> lols morning
52:00 <paNdiS> i had a fat ass sausage roll early this morn b4 bed n i accidently got mustard on da couch :P
53:00 <paNdiS> so glad its easys 2 clean off, how r u today lumes? u feelin k?
53:00 <paNdiS> u not suicidal coz i realized im super gay?
53:00 <rookal> fucking gimp dick paNdiS
53:00 <rookal> jobless reject
54:00 <Lumeah> yeah feeing better thanks :)
54:00 <Lumeah> lol .
54:00 <Lumeah> i wouldn't be suicidal lol not my fult your in Adels lol
55:00 <Lumeah> have tro hang washing
57:00 <Owen> My god, again, I've looked in on you kids. And you're fighting amongst yourselves again.
57:00 <Owen> Can't you all be buddies and help each other out with your problems.
57:00 <rookal> Lumeah you could go to adelaide and fuck him
57:00 <rookal> but he could go 
58:00 <rookal> he would travel the distance like johninja
58:00 <paNdiS> dont pay me out when im not here and im away sucking penis in the bedroom you fucking cunt
58:00 <paNdiS> im fighting for my gay rights Owen
58:00 <paNdiS> !
59:00 <paNdiS> im thinkin of buying these for myself i bet ill look so bitch pimp! https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10678816_10152752215073856_6273167772061040720_n.jpg?oh=22916d8470901c4183ded59bde5b45b7&oe=5495B6E9&__gda__=1419493469_da052ac0cb88474f34ff423363930604
00:00 <rookal> simba get it
03:00 <BlackDevil> nice sex toy
04:00 <paNdiS> we can do eachother BlackDevil!
04:00 <paNdiS> then wear them out on the town
04:00 <paNdiS> ;)
06:00 <paNdiS> y the fuck are you so in love with simba for rookal, you love pushing poo holes ey, fkn fag.
08:00 <rookal> fuck up dog rat
08:00 <Thoth> Who opened the can of stoned assholes anyway?
09:00 <Lumeah> lol
09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> LOL
09:00 <Lumeah> funny Thoth
11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> raise your hand if your stoned
12:00 <paNdiS> stfu rookal im havin an arguement with Tasmania atm little continental driftin gay fuck island.
13:00 <paNdiS> <Thoth> Who opened the can of stoned assholes anyway? <- jammed it open with my poo covered dick 
13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> are you winning paNdiS
14:00 <paNdiS> no, got about a million inbred dudes trying to mate with me
14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bahahahahaha
14:00 <paNdiS> BACK OFF TASMANIA!
14:00 <paNdiS> ahahahaha
14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no if they do they will float closer to NZ
15:00 <paNdiS> good
15:00 <rookal> fuck off dogs
15:00 <rookal> coppa dogs
15:00 <paNdiS> they will get along.
15:00 <paNdiS> haha
15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> get fucked i dont want them floating closer to nz
15:00 <paNdiS> maybe it's 'cause I was playin ll cool j sex songs?
16:00 <paNdiS> lol Snoopys_Gunship
16:00 <paNdiS> My pulp aint Fiction it's an addiction
16:00 <paNdiS> to see your booty clap on the floor in the kitchen!
17:00 <Mew> watch out for the bench or your ribs will b itchin'
18:00 <paNdiS> i want your boyfriends fat cock right up me mixin my poo up
18:00 <rookal> Mew sex up
18:00 <paNdiS> soft servvveee
19:00 <Thoth> sup Mew 
19:00 <Thoth> You need to learn how to kill fish and not care
19:00 <paNdiS> fuck off
19:00 <BlackDevil> Man Dies After Woman Runs Over Him With Truck On First Date
19:00 <paNdiS> stop checkin out her rack and start lookin at my nuts Thoth
19:00 <paNdiS> srs BlackDevil?
20:00 <paNdiS> best amature porn vid title Fat Girl Blows Black Cock
21:00 <paNdiS> her whole body jiggled as she blew the dude n i just couldnt look away i was mezmerized
22:00 <Thoth> I should see this surgeon. Hopefully I don't have to arrest anyone this time
22:00 <Mew> Thoth I caaaant its against my soul
23:00 <paNdiS> im thinkin of breast implants
23:00 <paNdiS> imagine sexy hairy bewbs
23:00 <Mew> I possibly could've killed the eel cos it launched at me but id still feel bad
23:00 <paNdiS> Mew https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/68941_10152776108329665_4578671357192442078_n.jpg?oh=b17ddc82c706dcec0866ad7cc4318288&oe=54C9973E
23:00 <paNdiS> LOLS!!!!!!!
24:00 <paNdiS> beat that!
24:00 <Mew> yeh no
24:00 <paNdiS> but its srs funny :(
24:00 <Thoth> If you eat fish, whats the difference? You're just paying someone to do your killings
24:00 <paNdiS> ur no fun
24:00 <paNdiS> Thoth; in my case paying is better for the fish.. ;)
24:00 <Mew> your sense of humor is like wet cardboard lol
24:00 <paNdiS> what's wet cardboard like?
25:00 <Mew> yeah its okay if someone else does it Thoth
25:00 <Mew> Id just feel bad ;(
25:00 <paNdiS> i fkn asked what wet cardboard is like?
25:00 <Mew> go find out
25:00 <Mew> Its pretty boring
25:00 <paNdiS> do i pee on it first?
25:00 <paNdiS> draw a happy face on the box and punch holes in it with my dick?
26:00 <Mew> whatever floats ur boat
26:00 <paNdiS> whatever sinks a boat persons boat.
26:00 <paNdiS> ur just not fun since you grew up :(
26:00 <Thoth> Mew: don't feel bad. Feel grateful. Enacting the kill should show you the value of your dinner plate
27:00 <Mew> one day Thoth
27:00 <Mew> but not today
27:00 <paNdiS> Thoth likes fishsticks in his mouth
27:00 <rookal> mew is a pig
28:00 <Mew> oink oink
28:00 <Thoth> First of all I am not aquaman. I am a recovering gay fish
28:00 <paNdiS> oink oink wiggle wiggle
28:00 <paNdiS> shake dat ass
29:00 <paNdiS> rookal just cut cause i declared my gayness b4 his faggot gay ass did
29:00 <paNdiS> u so jelly
29:00 <Mew> kanye can't handle it
29:00 <paNdiS> hahaha
31:00 <Thoth> When someones staring at you and you look at them, they usually stop staring. But like Kanye, I don't.
32:00 <paNdiS> SHUT UP KANYE I DONT CARE FOR YOUR BINARY RAP!
33:00 <Thoth> I'm just here, staring, judging, liking my lips, thinking of stupid things to say.
37:00 <paNdiS> fk you im ringin up some aborignals to complain about being treated unfairly
38:00 <paNdiS> k i guess they dont got phones :/
39:00 <paNdiS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkPbJIlEXow
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Serj Tankian - Lie Lie Lie (Video) (Oct 29, 2009) 3:35 - Category: Music - 3,626,502 views - 22,087 likes (98.3%), 384 dislikes (1.7%)
44:00 <rookal> eating nachos
44:00 <rookal> yeh copas
44:00 <rookal> dopppa coppa dogs
51:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9S7w7sq5d4
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Anime Christmas | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim (Sep 16, 2014) 4:19 - Category: Entertainment - 9,578 views - 891 likes (98.2%), 16 dislikes (1.8%)
11:00 <oxygen> bozzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
17:00 <oxygen> simmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
28:00 <beehhh> beyrayers
28:00 <beehhh> betrayers
34:00 <ShadowLurker> ok...
40:00 <BlackDevil> http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/puddle-jumper.gif
48:00 <Student> who is MJ?
48:00 <Mew> this is why they call him black devil http://nebula.wsimg.com/bd19c4e4c94a662f93aa6929920151b3?AccessKeyId=75B80C5ED0701C10E1AB&disposition=0&alloworigin=1
49:00 <BlackDevil> true
49:00 <Student> false
49:00 <rookal> piss off simba dog
49:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/qMu5wTj.png
50:00 <psYbR> wtf
50:00 <BlackDevil> fuck that turns me on
50:00 <Mew> its acupuncture
51:00 <BlackDevil> imagine that inside of you
53:00 <rookal> thats pieters dick
55:00 <ShadowLurker> why are you abusing ppl that arent even here
57:00 <Student> yes, abuse ShadowLurker, that make sense :P
59:00 <rookal> pieter dickhead
01:00 <rookal> such a sucker
01:00 <rookal> no life nothing, lost loser
02:00 <Fez> And then they ate bacon and all was well
05:00 <paNdiS> like a tear drop
05:00 <paNdiS> in your palm
05:00 <paNdiS> rookal it must have been love BUTT LOVE BUT IT'S OVER NOW YOU FAGGOT!
15:00 <rookal> haha no paNdiS
15:00 <rookal> mel is a dog
18:00 <Moke> lol
18:00 <Moke> rookal u fuck off u black turd
18:00 <rookal> hopwood
18:00 <Moke> leave simba alone u fucking mutt
18:00 <rookal> simba???
18:00 <Moke> <rookal> piss off simba dog
23:00 <BlackDevil> zlined again
23:00 <BlackDevil> lol
24:00 <BlackDevil> Mew
24:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/outrage-doughnut-firm-launches-milkshakes-4264846
32:00 <Moke> np: [Lamb - Fear of Fours][05. All In Your Hands.mp3]
45:00 <Sherm> afternoon all
45:00 <matrix> Afternoon
46:00 <Sherm> hows it going
46:00 <matrix> Slowly :-)
46:00 <Sherm> yup same here - finished for the day , trackies are on, raining outside - think its movie day 
47:00 <matrix> Thinking the same
47:00 <Sherm> :)
51:00 <Sherm> is it normally this quiet in here this time of day?
51:00 <matrix> Yup
51:00 <Sherm> damn - i remeber years ago this place was lfat out 24/7
52:00 <matrix> Not anymore
52:00 <Sherm> ahhh well
58:00 <paNdiS> AHAHAHAHA
58:00 <paNdiS> suck dick plivents ghost you fag.
00:00 <paNdiS> so i decided im gonna ask out alicia keys even thos shes pregnant and in a happy relationship
01:00 <psYbR> paNdiS, is this your missus https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=294393850756186
01:00 <Sherm> lol pand - yeah she is pretty hot
03:00 <Fez> Go pandi
07:00 <Mew> i talk 2 alicia keys errday
07:00 <Sherm> what hand mew?
07:00 <Mew> left
08:00 <Mew> the stranger (but I know its alicia)
08:00 <Student> nice video Mew, nice performance, i did't know you are such a good dancer ;)
08:00 <Sherm>  hahahahaha
08:00 <Mew> thx Student 
08:00 <Student> no thank you Mew for sharing it ;)
09:00 <Mew> yw v plate
09:00 <Student> ha ha 
10:00 <Sherm> welcome wetnwild
10:00 <Wet^n^Wild> thank you
10:00 <paNdiS> sherm
10:00 <paNdiS> r u gettin Alien Isolation?
10:00 <Student> you are wild because you are wet?
11:00 <Wet^n^Wild> or am i wet because im wild
11:00 <paNdiS> im wet coz ur so hot
11:00 <paNdiS> im makin tuna melt!
12:00 <Sherm> hell yes - and 35th aniversary alien on bluray the same day :)
13:00 <Sherm> wetn wild - pretty much describes the videoa im watching ;)
13:00 <paNdiS> ^5
13:00 <Moke> np: [Relationship of Command][08 Rolodex Propaganda.mp3]
13:00 <Fez> Ugot s1 of dr oz?
13:00 <paNdiS> i am wet over alien isolation man
13:00 <Moke> hi student
13:00 <paNdiS> im gettin the dlc edition
13:00 <Student> hello 
13:00 <paNdiS> xD
14:00 <paNdiS> did you watch how they made it?
14:00 <paNdiS> recording the game onto vhs and fucking with the tape and shit to get the right look?
14:00 <Sherm> yeah :)
14:00 <Moke> np: [Rage Against The Machine - Evil Empire][03 - Rage Against The Machine - Vietnow.mp3]
14:00 <Moke> turn on the radio nah fuck it
14:00 <Sherm> i need to go buy an xbox soon lol
14:00 <Moke> i got 2 xb ox 360
14:00 <Moke> a ps3 slim
14:00 <Moke> ps4
14:00 <Moke> psp
14:00 <Moke> original xbox
15:00 <Moke> i used to have a ps vita
15:00 <Moke> ps2
15:00 <Moke> wii
15:00 <Moke> and sega saturn
15:00 <Moke> and i had an 80gb ps3
15:00 <Moke> i want to get a 60gb
15:00 <paNdiS> my mate's gettin xbox one tomoz
15:00 <paNdiS> not with kinect tho
15:00 <Sherm> moke - i have a megadrive, mastersystem, snes and colecovision
15:00 <Moke> i dont think ill get one
16:00 <Moke> im going to gbuy a dream cast
16:00 <Moke> cause u can play burnt games straight from cdr
16:00 <paNdiS> i play my 360 thru xbox one Sherm lol
16:00 <TheRon> fucking gaming again
16:00 <Moke> no modding needed
16:00 <Moke> i want to play the old 16bit cricket game on snes
16:00 <Moke> fucken shit pwnz
16:00 <Sherm> lol pandis - im not a huge gamer - maybe play 30 mins once a month 
16:00 <Moke> im the same
16:00 <paNdiS> my x fiancee took my snes
16:00 <paNdiS> bitch
16:00 <Sherm> i have a short attention span when it comes to games
17:00 <TheRon> i need a lover that won't drive me crazy
17:00 <Moke> i prefer 1st person shooters and sport games
17:00 <paNdiS> yer i understand that
17:00 <Sherm> lol i have baldurs gate on the android tablat - only ran the battery flat twice in 3 weeks 
17:00 <Moke> i got a galaxy note yesterday
17:00 <Moke> note 3 
17:00 <Moke> fucken love it 
17:00 <Moke> fuck apple 
17:00 <Moke> apple is shit
18:00 <Sherm> nice - bit big for me - i got the s4
18:00 <Moke> android is awesome
18:00 <paNdiS> are there plans for another alien film besides a prometheus sequel?
18:00 <Moke> im going to root my android
18:00 <Moke> put cracked apps on it
18:00 <TheRon> R O C K in the U S A
18:00 <Moke> fuck paying for the cunts
18:00 <paNdiS> director's cut of ressurrection rules
18:00 <simba> im the only bitch in the bronx rockin chanel
18:00 <Moke> simba
18:00 <Moke> do u like the bronx?
18:00 <Moke> the band that is
18:00 <paNdiS> tho alien and alien 3 = best of the quadrilogy imo Sherm :P
18:00 <TheRon> simba you wear chanel?
19:00 <simba> lol, used to listen to them
19:00 <TheRon> that all australian team was fucked
19:00 <Moke> np: [Rage Against The Machine - The Battle Of Los Angeles (1999)][02 - Rage Against The Machine - Guerrilla Radio.mp3]
19:00 <TheRon> no hawkins, no lonergan
19:00 <Moke> hey simba iktpq came to play in toowoomba
19:00 <Moke> the town i live in
19:00 <Sherm> a3 sucked big time
19:00 <Moke> ghost inside supported
19:00 <Moke> i didnt go
19:00 <Sherm> a4 was ok for what it was
20:00 <Moke> honeslty im not big on metal and hardcore anymore
20:00 <Moke> like i mean i love iktpq
20:00 <Moke> amity u know
20:00 <simba> its an all new band anyway it would suck
20:00 <Moke> but like not omfg when a new metalcore band comes out
20:00 <paNdiS> yeah true
20:00 <paNdiS> french director
20:00 <Moke> im like meh recycled kse
20:00 <Sherm> theres 3 books that follow on from aliens that they could have made into movies and it would have g'teed a 6 film franchise
20:00 <Moke> most hxc and metal is just recycled
20:00 <Moke> nu metal is making a come back
20:00 <paNdiS> ahh
20:00 <Moke> simba u goin soundwave 2015
21:00 <simba> metal and hardcore is for ur teenage years really
21:00 <simba> noo
21:00 <Moke> im going
21:00 <paNdiS> although i like Aliens, I'm just not a James Cameron fan
21:00 <Moke> see fnm
21:00 <Sherm> but when a3 came out, they re-wrote the fucken books due to the characters being killed off
21:00 <Moke> manson and slipknot
21:00 <simba> lol kool
21:00 <paNdiS> and I was so happy that A3 is horror like the original
21:00 <paNdiS> true?
21:00 <paNdiS> lmao
21:00 <Moke> u know how much i love mike patton
21:00 <Moke> simba what other electronic do u listen to
21:00 <TheRon> can mike hunt?
22:00 <Sherm> yeah - it is a darker movie
22:00 <paNdiS> yup
22:00 <paNdiS> emoyional too
22:00 <paNdiS> y=t..
22:00 <simba> ive been listening to kahn and neek 
22:00 <TheRon> a tomato and basil pasta bake for tea tonight
22:00 <Moke> kahn is the shit man
22:00 <matrix> You talking about me lol
23:00 <simba> and the bugs old stuff that i never got into
23:00 <simba> bandulu gang!!!
23:00 <Moke> the bug is awesome
23:00 <Moke> king midas sound is awesome too
23:00 <Sherm> brb - gunna finish this wank before i get too into the aliens chat :D
23:00 <Moke> u should check kms out cause its one of the bugs projects
23:00 <TheRon> i don't like doof doof music
24:00 <Moke> its not doof doof music man
24:00 <TheRon> it's poof poof
24:00 <simba> ive heard king midas sound but i didnt get into it, that was before i realised it was him
24:00 <simba> the new kode9 track is not very good
24:00 <simba> which i never thought id say
24:00 <Moke> kode9 is awesome
24:00 <Moke> burial is fucken incredible
24:00 <Moke> and joker
24:00 <Moke> np: [Busdriver - Perfect Hair][05 When The Tooth-Lined Horizon Blinks feat. Open Mike Eagle.flac]
25:00 <simba> AgREED
25:00 <Moke> my most aniticipated releases this year
25:00 <Moke> are the new run the jewels
25:00 <Moke> and flying lotus
25:00 <Moke> hudson mohawke
25:00 <TheRon> i'll just stick to mellencamp
25:00 <Moke> flylo is fucken unique man
26:00 <Moke> my favorite labels are warp,anticon,ninjatune,hyperdub,brainfeeder
26:00 <simba> i basically latch onto any new grime kode9 plays because hes the man
26:00 <Moke> terror danjah man
26:00 <Moke> u like him
26:00 <TheRon> i like mushroom and emi
26:00 <simba> yea hes cool
27:00 <simba> i just found this guy http://youtu.be/7F3bgQpuFTQ?list=PLtBaDctxSRiFjSMJ41RQsZwQDFWYxXUGi
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: D Double E - Wolly (Plastician dub) (Jun 24, 2014) 2:39 - Category: People & Blogs - 12,173 views - 162 likes (99.4%), 1 dislikes (0.6%)
27:00 <Moke> untold is awesome
27:00 <Sherm> i have no idea who you guys are talking about
27:00 <Moke> electronic music
27:00 <Sherm> ive never heard of them bands 
27:00 <Sherm> ahhhhh and that is why 
27:00 <Moke> my project is called held her under
28:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <simba> nice
28:00 <TheRon> i used to listen to fatboy slim and moby
28:00 <Moke> tbh before 2000 there wasnt really beat makers like now
28:00 <Moke> skream and benga are the founders of dubstep
28:00 <Fez> Breasts!
28:00 <simba> did you see Scuba is doing one of those gay new festivals?
28:00 <Moke> most people do not know this i would expect simba to know it
28:00 <Moke> wtf
28:00 <Moke> i didnt dude
28:00 <Moke> scuba is awesome
28:00 <Moke> actress is sick too dude
28:00 <Moke> floating points
29:00 <Moke> illum sphere
29:00 <simba> skream and benga listened to HORSEPOWER PRODUCTIONS
29:00 <simba> i saw actress
29:00 <simba> when he came down 4 unsound adelaide
29:00 <simba> and it was teh best
29:00 <Moke> fuck man
29:00 <Moke> four tet is amazing live
29:00 <simba> with hype williams!!!
29:00 <TheRon> breasts are better than EDM
29:00 <Moke> caribou too
29:00 <Moke> edm is shit like aviici
29:00 <simba> the term EDM means nothing 2 me
29:00 <Moke> mainstream shit
29:00 <Moke> same dude
29:00 <TheRon> whats the diff?
30:00 <Moke> idm would 
30:00 <Moke> intelligent dance music
30:00 <Moke> squarepusher is idm
30:00 <Moke> u have dubstep
30:00 <simba> its just a new word to summarise new electro 
30:00 <Moke> post dubstep
30:00 <Moke> instrumental hip hop
30:00 <TheRon> i wanna give electonic music an IED
30:00 <Moke> abstract hip hop
30:00 <Moke> experimental hip hop
30:00 <Moke> acid jazz
30:00 <Moke> acid jazz is stuff like mr scruff
31:00 <Moke> i love how indie and hip hop crossed paths
31:00 <Moke> direct correlation between alot of artists producers now
31:00 <Moke> really sweet stuff
31:00 <Moke> np: [Kahn - Illy-Tehran [320]][01 Illy.mp3]
31:00 <Moke> this ones for u m8
32:00 <simba> woot
32:00 <Moke> electronic music is incredible
32:00 <Moke> it blows my mind how these producers create the stuff they do
32:00 <TheRon> doesn't beat boobs
32:00 <Moke> im like if i could be half as good as these producers i would be doing ok
32:00 <simba> this is a good set http://youtu.be/p-ZLs0_hyaQ
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kahn, Neek Hi5 Ghost and Boofy (BANDULU RECS) grime set in The MIxmag Lab (Date not found) 0 - Category: Music - 21,808 views - 299 likes (94.6%), dislikes (5.4%) dislikes (5.4%)
32:00 <Moke> i have to buy a fucking mixer
32:00 <simba> those unknown hi5ghost tracks are amazing
32:00 <Moke> and a new laptop
33:00 <Moke> i have some of my equipment
33:00 <Moke> mpc 1000 and korg kaossilator pro
33:00 <simba> do you try and buy this stuff on wax
33:00 <Moke> what the equipment
33:00 <simba> new releases
33:00 <Moke> nah
34:00 <Moke> not yet
34:00 <simba> so xpensiv
34:00 <Moke> im starting a vinyl collection one day
34:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYLon-rki10
34:00 <Moke> there is a sweet deck i want
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Paris Hilton - Stars Are Blind HD (Dec 7, 2009) - Category: Music - - 14,272 likes 2,634 dislikes
34:00 <Moke> for scratching and that
34:00 <Moke> nothing beats viyl
34:00 <TheRon> i just wanted to contribute something
34:00 <Moke> vinyl*
35:00 <Sherm> lol ron 
35:00 <Moke> simba do u have any equipment
35:00 <simba> i managed to get a couple of rarer ones on ebay and other sites but that stuff they press barely any copies of will be impossible to get soon
35:00 <simba> i have a turntable but it isnt set up 
35:00 <simba> its not a good set up yet
35:00 <Moke> it sucks how there is rare
36:00 <Moke> record store day is an awesome iniative
36:00 <paNdiS> o yea boy tuna melt ftw!
36:00 <simba> hell yea
37:00 <Moke> man tuna is awesome
37:00 <TheRon> david and margaret are retiring
37:00 <paNdiS> knock knock back door
37:00 <paNdiS> it's me
37:00 <paNdiS> with my penis.
37:00 <simba> i just heard this on a podcast and it was cool http://youtu.be/LoR9NeD3Q2k
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mykki Blanco - Wish You Would (feat. Princess Nokia) (prod. by Brenmar) (Mar 11, 2014) 2:53 - Category: Music - 37,612 views - 488 likes (99.6%), 2 dislikes (0.4%)
37:00 <Mew> i love man tuna
37:00 <Mew> in and around my moutg
38:00 <TheRon> i don't like bad tuna taco
38:00 <TheRon> iy just stinks
38:00 <paNdiS> lololol
41:00 <paNdiS> "You know what that says?" "Sorry I don't read Sanscrit" "It says Make Reasonable Choices!" "That's an odd thing to get tattooed on your neck."
48:00 <Sherm> lol pandis - like the asian characters that have completely different meanings to what the person thingks 
48:00 <simba> https://38.media.tumblr.com/4c20ba084ccc51bd178ccd4073c57f85/tumblr_nbwqv4lRSA1qgpzkio1_500.jpg
48:00 <Sherm> "it means "peace"... no it means dognutsack
49:00 <Sherm> wtf simba 
50:00 <TheRon> dracula, she went don for the count
50:00 <TheRon> down
50:00 <simba> im the only bitch in the bronx rockin chanel
50:00 <simba> lol
50:00 <Sherm> hmmm i should go do something productive
50:00 <TheRon> beer?
51:00 <Sherm> nah ive got a bbq shelter to measure up and work out what i need, same with a climbing rose frame, paving for the front garder and outdoor skirting to keep gravel and grass separte
52:00 <Sherm> got 2 week holidays coming up and and want most of the above done
53:00 <TheRon> for the footy?
54:00 <Sherm> lol nah mate - not a footy fan 
54:00 <TheRon> footy is about mates, booze and a the barby
55:00 <Sherm> holidays are after the footy - and been invited to a mates place for gf
56:00 <TheRon> nice
56:00 <simba> im 1 week away from going to the GF
57:00 <Mew> OPP?
57:00 <TheRon> yeah you know me
57:00 <paNdiS> Capital P Capital H
57:00 <simba> i no u ron
59:00 <TheRon> what a shit all australian team
59:00 <paNdiS> come on bro fist me get up in there
59:00 <Sherm> lol - bbl
00:00 <simba> used to having a few more cats in there TheRon..
00:00 <TheRon> lonergan and hawkins
00:00 <paNdiS> the internship is a depressing movie
00:00 <simba> cant win em all
01:00 <simba> paNdiS i genuinely dont understand why you waste your time with movies like that
01:00 <TheRon> the stats don't lie
01:00 <simba> thats like me buying a jet record then getting mad when it sucks
01:00 <simba> i know better so i stay away
02:00 <simba> lots of good fowards this year 
02:00 <simba> the coleman was so spread out
03:00 <TheRon> lonergan syopped everyone of them
03:00 <TheRon> i'm not exaggerating
03:00 <simba> Mew do you know whos getting married down there this week?
04:00 <TheRon> scott and charlene?
05:00 <simba> TheRon liked Shirts that smell like Boys.
05:00 <TheRon> huh?
05:00 <simba> were now being linked with Ryder
05:00 <simba> ports da place 2 be
06:00 <TheRon> i'm sure we could squeeze him down at geelong
06:00 <Mew> no eye deer simlabim
08:00 <TheRon> mmmmmm.....venison
09:00 <simba> venetian squares
09:00 <simba> venetian snares
11:00 <TheRon> is that like celebrity squares?
18:00 <TheRon> cold chisel beats any electronic music
20:00 <TheRon> boobs?
21:00 <stevenn> cock
21:00 <Fez> Breasts!
23:00 <Thoth> Genitals or gtfo
23:00 <CoCoaButter> mmmm
23:00 <TheRon> rooster
25:00 <stevenn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbWbj8WX-Zo
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nicki Minaj - "Anaconda" PARODY (Sep 14, 2014) 4:09 - Category: Comedy - 1,970,601 views - likes (95.6%), dislikes (4.4%)
26:00 <TheRon> NI!
26:00 <TheRon> NO!
26:00 <stevenn> stfu
26:00 <TheRon> it's just bad
26:00 <stevenn> well dont watch it
26:00 <Lumeah> Penis
26:00 <TheRon> i won't
26:00 <Lumeah> my neck is sore
27:00 <stevenn> make a post on facebook
27:00 <TheRon> ohhhh Errol, i would give everything just to be with him
27:00 <TheRon> like
28:00 <TheRon> lumeah, you been wolf whistling blokes again?
30:00 <simba> parody videos are usually worse than what theyre parodying
30:00 <TheRon> it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock n roll
32:00 <Thoth> May be so, but parody videos are still better than a conversation with panda
32:00 <TheRon> beehhh?
33:00 <TheRon> student?
33:00 <TheRon> saemon?
34:00 <simba> lol @ Thoth
35:00 <paNdiS> fuck man
35:00 <paNdiS> the internship is the most depressing movie
35:00 <paNdiS> more depressing than This Is The End
35:00 <TheRon> AT THE STAR HOTEL!
35:00 <simba> you said that before panda....
35:00 <paNdiS> i know
35:00 <paNdiS> but im even more depressed now
35:00 <simba> and i asked why you waste your time with bad movies
35:00 <paNdiS> because I like to watch movies
36:00 <Lumeah> what should i download pandy
36:00 <simba> but why watch the bad ones
36:00 <paNdiS> Frank
36:00 <Lumeah> movie
36:00 <Lumeah> yeah?
36:00 <TheRon> i like nude french arthouse flicks
36:00 <paNdiS> with michael fassbender
36:00 <TheRon> could be porn
36:00 <Lumeah> lol
37:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV2pCG52vaE
37:00 <paNdiS> just because the french arent puritans doesnt make it porn
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bloodhound Gang - You're Pretty When I'm Drunk (Dec 28, 2011) 3:57 - Category: Music - 79,021 views - likes (94.8%), 18 dislikes (5.2%)
37:00 <paNdiS> nudity is more acceptable is all
37:00 <paNdiS> it doesnt mean anythin if a chick has her tits out
37:00 <paNdiS> its not sexual dude
37:00 <TheRon> french chicks in the nuddy
38:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: when you lose your virginity you may then talk about sexuality
38:00 <Fez> Tits
38:00 <Lumeah> penis
38:00 <TheRon> george w
38:00 <paNdiS> i hope losing my virginity is as memorable as your birth Thoth
38:00 <Lumeah> lol
38:00 <Lumeah> Thoth ROF!!
39:00 <Lumeah> HMM FUNNY..and soo unfactual
39:00 <simba> HMM FUNNY..and soo unfactual
39:00 <TheRon> ooohhhh werewolves of london
40:00 <Fez> Lpuemneiash
40:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: well more than one person remembers it, so it seems you're in for a challenge
40:00 <paNdiS> which is ur fav ronnies american werewolf in london or paris?
41:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc6sfVqlxUk
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bloodhound Gang - Coo Coo Ca Choo (Sep 2, 2011) 2:40 - Category: Music - 21,264 views - 63 likes (96.9%), 2 dislikes (3.1%)
41:00 <TheRon> paris i think, it's been a while
41:00 <paNdiS> same
42:00 <TheRon> which one has the norgs out?
43:00 <paNdiS> julie delpy gets hers out in paris
43:00 <TheRon> who's replacing david and margaret
43:00 <TheRon> nice
43:00 <paNdiS> fk i cant stand david
44:00 <paNdiS> he hates everything that didnt cost five dollars to finance, using an ifone
44:00 <TheRon> he didn't like blair witch?
45:00 <paNdiS> haha
45:00 <paNdiS> probably not
45:00 <simba> larry david
45:00 <TheRon> simba, david and margaret have retired
45:00 <paNdiS> larry david cape man
45:00 <simba> who the fuck are they
45:00 <TheRon> at the movies
46:00 <TheRon> those two old farts reviewing movies
46:00 <simba> lol
46:00 <paNdiS> thingo from the feed should take over
46:00 <simba> ive literally nevre watched ABC
46:00 <paNdiS> sif you dont watch abc yo
46:00 <TheRon> watch utopia tonight, it's awesome
46:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b8g9HuWpVc
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Take The Long Way Home - Bloodhound Gang (May 25, 2008) 3:09 - Category: Music - 188,770 views - 460 likes (97%), 14 dislikes (3%)
47:00 <simba> i thought only aussie males aged 45 and up watched ABC
47:00 <TheRon> nah
48:00 <simba> Ahh.
48:00 <Fez> Abc has rage
48:00 <TheRon> you never watch rage?
48:00 <simba> still?
48:00 <paNdiS> i like goin to sleep to rage
48:00 <paNdiS> in ma room
48:00 <Owen> I listen to ABC NewsRadio in my car.
48:00 <simba> not in the past 10 years
48:00 <Owen> Occasionally Radio National
48:00 <Owen> We also watch ABC Kids at home :P
49:00 <paNdiS> i only listen to AM in tha car
49:00 <simba> in cop cars?
49:00 <simba> lol
49:00 <TheRon> simba when do the butterflies set in for sat's game??
50:00 <simba> soon
50:00 <Fez> Do am rdio work in afternoon?
50:00 <paNdiS> in cop cars? lol?
50:00 <Thoth> I only listen to SW in the car. I just roll down the window and throw out some copper wire
50:00 <Thoth> Its really good
50:00 <TheRon> simba things starting to get jittery??
50:00 <simba> Fez was that a serious question? does AM radio work in the afternoon? lol
50:00 <simba> not yet TheRon
51:00 <TheRon> been to watch them train?
51:00 <simba> oh yeah I get it AM/PM
51:00 <simba> no
51:00 <simba> thats probably today
51:00 <TheRon> what kind of supporter are you?
51:00 <Fez> No simba
51:00 <simba> one whos team is still in the finals ;D
51:00 <TheRon> low blow!
52:00 <FredFlinstone> whats for dinner tonight TheRon?
52:00 <BlackDevil> 12am
52:00 <BlackDevil> 32 outside
53:00 <TheRon> tomato and basil pasta bake
53:00 <FredFlinstone> sounds yummy
53:00 <TheRon> cooked pasta and poured over a jar
53:00 <FredFlinstone> oh lol
53:00 <FredFlinstone> cheese on the top?
53:00 <BlackDevil> pasta comes in a jar?
53:00 <simba> tin o cum
53:00 <TheRon> oh yes
53:00 <Thoth> Glebe Dirty Deeds will win the finals fo' sure
53:00 <FredFlinstone> yummy
53:00 <FredFlinstone> which brand of sauce you use?
54:00 <TheRon> three kinds of cheese
54:00 <FredFlinstone> even better
54:00 <TheRon> cheddar tasy and parmesan
54:00 <FredFlinstone> bewdy
54:00 <FredFlinstone> ;-)
54:00 <TheRon> i overuse parmesan
55:00 <TheRon> i should just the block and grate it myself
55:00 <Owen> Most importantly...
55:00 <FredFlinstone> best way
55:00 <TheRon> i know
55:00 <Owen> Hurricanes start their champions league tilt tonight!
56:00 <FredFlinstone> regiano?
56:00 <FredFlinstone> grana padana
56:00 <TheRon> pecarino
56:00 <FredFlinstone> yes thats nice too
56:00 <FredFlinstone> very tangy
56:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
57:00 <TheRon> woke up this morning, the knees were all swollen, only coming good now
57:00 <FredFlinstone> why is that?
57:00 <TheRon> lack of exercise i think
57:00 <FredFlinstone> oh i see
57:00 <FredFlinstone> I walk a lot
57:00 <FredFlinstone> was a nice day to come home today lol
58:00 <FredFlinstone> it was hailing when I was pcaking up
58:00 <TheRon> havent been able to bowl this week
58:00 <FredFlinstone> packing
58:00 <FredFlinstone> damn
58:00 <FredFlinstone> go for a walk
58:00 <TheRon> i know i should
58:00 <Owen> Jog.
58:00 <FredFlinstone> its low impact and good for you
58:00 <FredFlinstone> not jog
58:00 <Owen> Map My Walk is awesome :)
58:00 <TheRon> so is lawn bowls
58:00 <Owen> I use that to see my pace / etc
58:00 <FredFlinstone> I use my pacer
59:00 <FredFlinstone> counts your steps
59:00 <Thoth> I use fitbit cause I'm not a stupid poor person
59:00 <FredFlinstone> no its called "Pacer"
59:00 <FredFlinstone> 10,000 is active
59:00 <Owen> I was considering getting a fitbit
59:00 <TheRon> is there a hale and pace pacer?
59:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
59:00 <Owen> but i might get one of the samsung watches
59:00 <FredFlinstone> an hour walk a day TheRon
00:00 <Thoth> A bluetooth heartrate monitor is also pretty neat to have
00:00 <TheRon> once the weather comes good, it will be bowls 3 or 4 times a week
00:00 <FredFlinstone> you can still walk
01:00 <TheRon> probably
01:00 <FredFlinstone> of course
01:00 <FredFlinstone> no excuses
01:00 <simba> Owen dont get a samsung watch
01:00 <TheRon> alright geez
01:00 <Thoth> I jog an hour a day :/
01:00 <FredFlinstone> llol
01:00 <TheRon> yes dad
01:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahahaha
01:00 <Thoth> Are stupid poor people still fat?
01:00 <FredFlinstone> norht to win this friday
01:00 <FredFlinstone> go Roooossssss
02:00 <TheRon> are arseholes still pricks?
02:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah
02:00 <TheRon> go roos go port
02:00 <Thoth> Fred knows all about having a gay old time
02:00 <FredFlinstone> not port
02:00 <TheRon> i don't see it happening though
02:00 <Thoth> Yabba dabba dooo
02:00 <FredFlinstone> hawthorn wil win for sure
02:00 <FredFlinstone> not too sure about the other one
03:00 <TheRon> throth last night you were the arsehole
03:00 <Thoth> I'm pretty hopeful the rovers will win. They have the right idea
03:00 <Thoth> Or it'll be kensington
04:00 <Thoth> TheRon: is that because I came in your eye?
05:00 <Thoth> Stop being such a girl and take it like a dirty slut
06:00 <TheRon> i see a bad moon rising'
06:00 <FredFlinstone> geez bad night on tele
06:00 <TheRon> utopia
06:00 <FredFlinstone> credence!
06:00 <FredFlinstone> I watched some abc last night wasnt bad
08:00 <FredFlinstone> cricket soon!
08:00 <FredFlinstone> coem on aussies
08:00 <TheRon> YES!
08:00 <FredFlinstone> cant wait to go to Adelaide
08:00 <FredFlinstone> my next rip
08:00 <FredFlinstone> trip
08:00 <TheRon> an aussie whirewash of the indians
09:00 <FredFlinstone> yepps :)
09:00 <FredFlinstone> like last time
09:00 <Fez> Cricket
09:00 <TheRon> 4 tests, who are the other two against?
09:00 <FredFlinstone> I did read it somewhere
09:00 <FredFlinstone> lemme see
09:00 <TheRon> nz?
10:00 <Fez> Eng
10:00 <FredFlinstone> england
10:00 <TheRon> yeah!
10:00 <FredFlinstone> I wanna see the new oval
10:00 <TheRon> new oval?
11:00 <TheRon> in perth?
11:00 <FredFlinstone> well the old one revamped
11:00 <FredFlinstone> adelaide
11:00 <TheRon> yes
11:00 <FredFlinstone> th stands I meant
11:00 <FredFlinstone> looks fantastic
11:00 <FredFlinstone> nephew will be able to get me the best tickets
12:00 <TheRon> close to the bar?
12:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahahha
13:00 <TheRon> its important
13:00 <FredFlinstone> not for me
13:00 <simba> wonder if the drinks are just as shit during the cricket @ adel oval
13:00 <TheRon> carlton mid is crap
14:00 <TheRon> black douglas for scotch?
14:00 <FredFlinstone> yes it is
14:00 <FredFlinstone> thats very ordinary but drinkable
14:00 <TheRon> i love flame trees
15:00 <TheRon> the battle with black douglas is getting through the first couple
15:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/outrage-doughnut-firm-launches-milkshakes-4264846
15:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahahhaa
16:00 <simba> "weird-news"
16:00 <TheRon> what outrage
16:00 <FredFlinstone> will let you know waht the prices are like there
16:00 <TheRon> if you have to ask you probably can't afford it
17:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
17:00 <Fez> Clarke should retire
18:00 <TheRon> the way his back is it won't be long
18:00 <FredFlinstone> sounds like it
18:00 <FredFlinstone> but you necer know
18:00 <Fez> He hardly plays as it is
18:00 <FredFlinstone> never
18:00 <TheRon> david warner will be the next captain
18:00 <FredFlinstone> not too sure about that
19:00 <TheRon> who else?
19:00 <FredFlinstone> apparently he is dumb as dog dhit
19:00 <TheRon> the CA love him
19:00 <FredFlinstone> he is a good bloks I am sure
19:00 <FredFlinstone> just dumb
20:00 <TheRon> is iq a prerequisite?
20:00 <FredFlinstone> yes the others are too old
20:00 <FredFlinstone> it cant hurt
20:00 <TheRon> no
20:00 <ishmael> hare krishna's tonight for dinner
20:00 <ishmael> someone come
21:00 <simba> lol @ boomer harvey the thug somehow getting off
21:00 <TheRon> have those cheaper taxis started near you yet?
21:00 <simba> how did he get off after jumping into someones head?
21:00 <FredFlinstone> you talking to me?
21:00 <ishmael> the taxis whre it's just ya neighbours?
21:00 <paNdiS> now this movie has made me feel good about myself
21:00 <paNdiS> what a journey
22:00 <paNdiS> woah! i feel like sunshine simba.
22:00 <TheRon> not quite sure how it works, but geelong had free taxis for the week
22:00 <simba> ok beagle
22:00 <ishmael> lol
23:00 <ishmael> free taxis?
23:00 <ishmael> you sure?
23:00 <TheRon> yeah
23:00 <ishmael> that doesn't sound right
23:00 <ishmael> it's hard enough to get a taxi on time as it is
23:00 <paNdiS> beagle where?
28:00 <TheRon> you've been thunderstruck!
28:00 <paNdiS> You on the line?
28:00 <paNdiS> Seriously?
28:00 <paNdiS> What?
29:00 <FredFlinstone> woot
29:00 <FredFlinstone> think I will piss off catcha next timers
30:00 <paNdiS> i like that guy
30:00 <paNdiS> i just like guys irl
30:00 <TheRon> http://www.geelongadvertiser.com.au/news/geelong/uber-v-geelong-taxis-find-out-how-they-stack-up-against-each-other-below/story-fnjuhovy-1227033363209
30:00 <simba> big brothers watching... phones been tapped... serious
32:00 <paNdiS> i hope big brother's watching my bathroom
32:00 <TheRon> guys have uber
32:00 <ishmael> great let's give em something to listen to
32:00 <paNdiS> because I'm going to drop a fucking nuclear bomb from my pucker into the toilet
32:00 <paNdiS> water and poo will mix and the bowl will explode and there will be pooey water all over big brother's eyes
34:00 <matrix> Wtf pandis
35:00 <simba> @_@
35:00 <TheRon> is she really goign out with him?
39:00 <TheRon> my brown eyed girl
41:00 <Owen> I'm all about that bass..
42:00 <simba> bassstep
42:00 <TheRon> layla, you got me on my knees, layal
44:00 <oxygen> simmi simmi cockpop
44:00 <oxygen> simmi simmi powwww
54:00 <TheRon> she keeps no, she keeps no, she keeps no secrets from you
55:00 <MJsGrl> http://mobile.news.com.au/entertainment/music/casey-donovans-bizarre-confession-my-sixyear-relationship-was-a-hoax/story-e6frfn09-1226837272582
55:00 <MJsGrl> hahaaa
56:00 <TheRon> mew?
57:00 <Mew> what a rig
59:00 <Thoth> MJsGrl: who?
59:00 <simba> ahh yes the latest news on casey donovan hold up while i double click this link ahh yep now ready to read cant wait
59:00 <TheRon> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=RIG
00:00 <TheRon> a rig
00:00 <simba> everything is rigged
01:00 <TheRon> mew you got a nice rig
01:00 <TheRon> for example
01:00 <Mew> Rig is an Australian slang word that defines a well fit chick/bloke. They contain a hot body and a face that does not need plastic surgery. That minga's friend is a fucking RIG!!!
01:00 <Mew> = casey donovan
01:00 <Mew> i was right on
01:00 <TheRon> no!
02:00 <TheRon> simba it's wednesday night
02:00 <TheRon> king and mcclure
03:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: if you stalk casey donovan you might be able to lose your virginity
03:00 <Thoth> She's middle class, so rich by your standards
03:00 <TheRon> casey on top would kill me
04:00 <TheRon> cuase she's big
04:00 <Mew> two moons colliding
04:00 <Mew> the vanilla and caramel eclipse
04:00 <TheRon> i see a red door and i want it painted black
05:00 <fawks> best casey donovan story ever
05:00 <fawks> http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/casey-donovans-bizarre-confession-my-sixyear-relationship-was-a-hoax/story-e6frfn09-1226837272582
05:00 <Mew> de ja mew
05:00 <TheRon> fawks who do i go for now the storm are out?
06:00 <fawks> whoever you want
06:00 <Owen> Nobody?
06:00 <Owen> Its like me in AFL...
06:00 <Owen> I just want to see good football
06:00 <TheRon> roosters still in it?
07:00 <simba> lol fawks
07:00 <fawks> yes
07:00 <fawks> roosters vs cowboys
07:00 <TheRon> nice go roosters
08:00 <TheRon> you going for someone now?
08:00 <fawks> i dont go for anyone but the dragons
08:00 <TheRon> but its finals time
08:00 <Mew> omg
08:00 <Mew> omg omg
08:00 <fawks> as long as the dogs dont win
08:00 <Mew> is it really stuffz
08:00 <stuffz> it is
08:00 <TheRon> indeed, dirty cheating dogs
09:00 <Mew> tell me something only stuffz would know
09:00 <stuffz> just bored out of my brain
09:00 <stuffz> fridge fucking?
09:00 <Mew> no
09:00 <Mew> everyone knows that
09:00 <Mew> what do you do for work?
09:00 <Mew> or did do for work when you were on last
09:00 <stuffz> ok, that once i pm'd you when i was HIGH AS FUCK ON DRUGS
09:00 <Mew> OMG STUFFZ
09:00 <Mew> <3
09:00 <fawks> omgzzzzzzzzz
09:00 <fawks> liek nowai
09:00 <fawks> lol
10:00 <fawks> etc
10:00 <stuffz> i remeber that day.. i was high as fuck
10:00 <Mew> i thought you were dead
10:00 <fawks> brb pee
10:00 <stuffz> i needed valium or some benzo
10:00 <Mew> did your sister ever find all the stuff in the shed while you were in hospital?
10:00 <stuffz> yes i tyhink she did because she got my pho9ne charger\
10:00 <simba> second drawer is where all the pills are kept xD
10:00 <stuffz> didnt say nothign though
11:00 <TheRon> and they're buying a stairway to kevin
11:00 <Mew> sweet
11:00 <Fez> Mewbs!
11:00 <simba> kevin 07
11:00 <Mew> are you still doing suction cup ice fuelled adventures?
11:00 <stuffz> well kinda, im doing it with a person and his big duick atm
12:00 <Mew> awwww
12:00 <stuffz> so i dont need the dildoes no more
13:00 <Mew> is it love?
13:00 <stuffz> i get dressed up as a girl, get on the ice and then get impaled in the colon
13:00 <TheRon> what is love?
13:00 <TheRon> baby don
13:00 <Mew> fuck i have missed you
13:00 <stuffz> no, just a play p[artner
13:00 <TheRon> baby don't don't hurt me no more
14:00 <stuffz> whats the dudes name that comes here and uses ice again?
14:00 <TheRon> pieter
15:00 <simba> lollll
15:00 <TheRon> no
15:00 <simba> he'll let you suck him off for drugz
15:00 <Rak> woah a BJ and drugs!?  sign me up
16:00 <simba> drugs that just make you hunch over in a corner for a weekend
16:00 <TheRon> pieter hasn't seen a dentist in years
16:00 <simba> not fun drugs
16:00 <TheRon> a bj?
18:00 <simba> ¿jb a
19:00 <ooomp> Fail.
19:00 <ooomp> The j needs to be upside down too
19:00 <ooomp> And the b
19:00 <ooomp> AND the a
19:00 <simba> the real "fail" is typing Fail.
20:00 <ooomp> I know -_-
20:00 <ooomp> This is me when hungry
20:00 <simba> btw ooomp welcome 2 yesterdays chat network
20:00 <ooomp> Many thanks simba
20:00 <ooomp> I can't stay Amway
22:00 <simba> I did it.... Amway
22:00 <TheRon> amway have some quality products
23:00 <TheRon> i mean i've gone the enjo option but still
23:00 <ooomp> Anyway*
23:00 <TheRon> right
23:00 <TheRon> sorry
24:00 <simba> happy wife = happy life thats what TheRon taught me
24:00 <TheRon> me?
24:00 <TheRon> you sure?
24:00 <ooomp> Completely true
24:00 <ooomp> If you have a wife.
24:00 <simba> im sure
24:00 <TheRon> i need a wife to clean and get me beers
25:00 <Rak> does that make them happy?
25:00 <TheRon> fucked if i know
25:00 <ooomp> If you pay them enough
25:00 <TheRon> am i ever gonna see your face again?
26:00 <ooomp> I'd marry Rak for his endearing love of Indian food
27:00 <Rak> hahaha i'm eating vindaloo right now :D
27:00 <Rak> we're so perfect for each other
27:00 <TheRon> that question should be on the citizenship test
27:00 <ooomp> This is what I'm talking about
27:00 <TheRon> whats the correct answer people?
28:00 <simba> the answer is: Yes.
28:00 <TheRon> wrong
28:00 <Rak> the answer is:  Watermelon
28:00 <simba> Yes, yes, oh dear God 1000 times yes!!!!
28:00 <TheRon> no way get fucked fuck off
29:00 <simba> Koff.
29:00 <ooomp> I've not had watermelon for a long time.
29:00 <Rak> it's always watermelon time
29:00 <TheRon> is watermelon code?
29:00 <ooomp> Watermelon and vindaloo. Rak's first date meal
29:00 <Rak> and cock
29:00 <Rak> don't forget cock
30:00 <ooomp> Hmm. You eat cock?
30:00 <Rak> au vin
31:00 <ooomp> Oh, you mean coq
31:00 <paNdiS> i would marry a watermelon
31:00 <ooomp> Tsk tsk
31:00 <Rak> why what did you think?
31:00 <Rak> you'd need a huge ring for a watermelon
31:00 <TheRon> http://www.chickencoopdude.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/rooster.jpg
31:00 <ooomp> It was unclear >.>
31:00 <TheRon> cock
32:00 <ooomp> Thank you TheRon
32:00 <ooomp> I'm glad we've sorted that out
32:00 <TheRon> me too
32:00 <TheRon> jimmy barnes - working class man
32:00 <simba> working brass fan
33:00 <paNdiS> ooomp
33:00 <paNdiS> ud neva guess what my pw for this nick is ;)
33:00 <paNdiS> wahaha
33:00 <ooomp> is it 'password'?
33:00 <TheRon> whoa whoaaaa he's a working class man
33:00 <ooomp> That's my password for everything
34:00 <TheRon> cock?
34:00 <simba> sando sacked?
34:00 <simba> bahaahhaaha
35:00 <TheRon> sando?
35:00 <paNdiS> oh my gosh
35:00 <paNdiS> Gotcha episode of adventure time is on today
35:00 <TheRon> sando was doing a good job
35:00 <paNdiS> Lumpy Space Princess goes undercover.
35:00 <simba> this has come out of nowhere
35:00 <simba> lmao
36:00 <TheRon> fuck adelaide shit me
36:00 <simba> the drug rumors are back maybe thats why he bailed
36:00 <TheRon> adelaide was in transition, he's done a fucking good job
36:00 <simba> riccuito is teaching the new generation where to get the best coke
36:00 <TheRon> do the crows expect a premiership every year?
37:00 <simba> they gave him an extension this year so theyre just wasting money
37:00 <TheRon> they have someone they're trying to poach i'd say
37:00 <simba> simon badwin
37:00 <TheRon> that dooche
38:00 <TheRon> with the crows personnel i don't think they could've expected much more than what they did
39:00 <simba> the place must b a wreck
40:00 <TheRon> coaches contracts are awesome
40:00 <TheRon> fuck up and get paid out
40:00 <simba> he'll have enough money 2 buy a golf course, he must be thrilled
40:00 <TheRon> yep
41:00 <simba> dangerfield 2 port !!!!!!!
41:00 <TheRon> to geelong
42:00 <TheRon> cause i'm tnt i'm dynamite
42:00 <simba> cos im girt by sea
43:00 <TheRon> what the fuck is girt?
43:00 <Fez> I wanna be girt by breasts
44:00 <simba> - billy connoley
44:00 <TheRon> at the moment i'd fall into a barrel girt by nipples and still come up sucking my thunb
45:00 <simba> :(
45:00 <TheRon> wrong use of girt?
45:00 <simba> if i had boobies id let you play with them
45:00 <TheRon> you're a trooper
46:00 <ness> i have boobies
46:00 <TheRon> can i play?
46:00 <simba> boobies
46:00 <ness> sure
46:00 <TheRon> nice!
46:00 <ness> they like it
46:00 <TheRon> really?
47:00 <TheRon> can i make balloon animals?
48:00 <ness> omg don't do that
48:00 <TheRon> damn
49:00 <TheRon> !the cars - my best friends girl
50:00 <ooomp> Rak
54:00 <ooomp> That killed it
56:00 <ness> of to gym.....
59:00 <simba> i killed mike brown
00:00 <TheRon> who killed roger rabbit?
00:00 <simba> john f kennedy
00:00 <TheRon> woo hoo, marky mark and the funky bunch
00:00 <TheRon> mark wahlberg is so proud
03:00 <TheRon> sando should come back to geelong
04:00 <Simwolf> Why? So he can get arsed out of the finals in straight sets in a different team?
04:00 <stuffz> test'
04:00 <Simwolf> ¬_¬
04:00 <simba> at least geelong is a club who respects people
04:00 <TheRon> sando was key to three premierships
04:00 <paNdiS> sigh
04:00 <paNdiS> takes so long to set up consoles
04:00 <simba> Simwolf who are u talking about there?
05:00 <Simwolf> Sandilands I presume
05:00 <paNdiS> the kennedys were bad people
05:00 <simba> lol sandilands was never at geelong
05:00 <simba> sando = sanderson
05:00 <paNdiS> marilyn monroe was murdered because of her affair with JFK :/
05:00 <TheRon> sorry was i not clear
05:00 <Simwolf> oh, lol
05:00 <Simwolf> I thought it was weird
06:00 <Owen> Sando will come to Essendon as James Hird's 2nd mentor
06:00 <TheRon> how many fucking mentors does hird need
06:00 <TheRon> thompson, neil craig......
06:00 <simba> i thought goodwin would be replaced by bomber
06:00 <simba> goodwin 2 crows
07:00 <TheRon> why not wait 12 months and save cash
07:00 <Owen> TheRiddler: He needs a lot more :) So he doesn't be a dickhead again
07:00 <Owen> Also, I'm not sure if Paddy Ryder will leave.
07:00 <Owen> I've got this feeling he'll stick around
08:00 <TheRon> i'll serve your ass like john mcenroe and the if the bitch slips up i'm smacking the ho
11:00 <TheRon> O.P.P. yeah you know me
12:00 <simba> boy betta know im a C E O
14:00 <TheRon> i'm gonna dj my bro's grand final party
15:00 <TheRon> everybody loves it when i do
17:00 <simba> drop some zomby
17:00 <TheRon> rob?
17:00 <simba> nooo
17:00 <simba> no rob
17:00 <TheRon> white?
17:00 <simba> just zomby m8
18:00 <TheRon> zomby is some elec shit hay
19:00 <simba> no its a rock band
19:00 <simba> Trust me.
19:00 <TheRon> 10cc works everytime
19:00 <TheRon> dreadlock holiday
19:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-l-c3rTlnE
19:00 <simba> 100cc mario kart races
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ben Folds - Bitches Ain't Shit (Lyrics) (Nov 20, 2011) 3:55 - Category: Music - 879,864 views - 6,048 likes (95.7%), 272 dislikes (4.3%)
20:00 <TheRon> has 360 been this week?
20:00 <TheRon> good
26:00 <Bastardly_One> boring cunts
28:00 <Mew> b1 stuffz is back!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> orly?
29:00 <Skirmish> WUMP DER IT IZ
30:00 <Skirmish> I am going to be in my son's school newsletter *fist pump*
31:00 <Bastardly_One> so?
31:00 <Skirmish> So ... that's good. 
32:00 <Mew> throw up a gang symbol in the photo Skirmish 
32:00 <Mew> wesss sayideee
32:00 <Skirmish> Being a pro active parent is fucking fantastic B1.  Get on board.
32:00 <Skirmish> Mew: No picture. I won't even be named because the message and advice to parents if followed will probably get my son bashed lol. 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh? go on
33:00 <Mew> anonymous hero
33:00 <simba> did u write something about the dangers of the internet?
34:00 <Skirmish> Last weekend I had my son with me at my house.  He played the "can't do my homework, lost the sheet" trick.  So I asked him the topic the homework was on and he said smoking.  So I then told him that over the 3 days I have him, he will write 1000 words on the reasons why people smoke, the health implications and the emergence of e-cigarettes.  He wrote that and when he went to school Monday 
34:00 <Skirmish> he gave it to his science teacher and explained why he had done it.  
36:00 <Skirmish> It was discussed in the staff common room and the school deputy principle heard about it.  Rang me to ask why I made my son do that and I explained that I wanted him to learn that if he didn't do his homework, there was worse stuff to do so it would encourage him to make sure he got his homework done.  She said it was an awesome motivator rather than yelling/smacking kids.  So she is going 
36:00 <Skirmish> to put it in their school newsletter. 
36:00 <simba> nice 1
36:00 <simba> i expected your kid to be like "oh wait here it is lol"
36:00 <Skirmish> I believe the United Nations will be sending me a "Dad of the century" award soon too. 
37:00 <partay> Skirmish for father of the year 
38:00 <Skirmish> I found out during our research into e-cigarettes that advertisers in America state that the e-cigarette only gives off "nicotine and water vapour" when in fact that is not true.  
38:00 <Skirmish> Fucking murica. 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> they're supposed to have water vapour?
39:00 <Skirmish> Nicotine, water vapour, formaldahyde, lead ... the list goes on. 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> so, all the good stuff
39:00 <Bastardly_One> like cigarettes
40:00 <Skirmish> Tis time to log into uni and see if the nutbag has gone off his head at anything today. 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> love that gunpowder and rocket fuel
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... sucks to have pandas in you class
40:00 <Bastardly_One> *your
40:00 <Skirmish> Yeah they are pretty much just as bad as normal cigarettes but advertisers portray them as not as bad for you and even as an aid to stop smoking normal cigarettes.  
41:00 <Skirmish> I said I diagreed with a girl today.  Let's see if she lost her mind. 
41:00 <Skirmish> Panda posted!!! 
42:00 <Skirmish> New discoveries into the highlighting of my choosen discipline has become an aware subject to me as of recently, after looking through my reference material I have picked I release how in depth some topics can really go. I am discussing how much information and research some people have taken in the topic of language. I am now curious to know how many of my peers in this course have noticed 
42:00 <Skirmish> anything like this or is just my ignorance once again....mmmm.
42:00 <Skirmish> What the fuck does that even mean ...
42:00 <simba> reads like a dropout pretending to sound intelligent, like tooheys
42:00 <Bastardly_One> what? I am trying to read past the first comma
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that bit isn't even structured well 
43:00 <Skirmish> Nothing he posts is structured well. His essay is going to be a mess. 
43:00 <bee_girl> Sounds like someone who doesn't excel at English ... Let alone
43:00 <bee_girl> Much else 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> all he is saying is 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> hi, fuck these textbooks have more in them than I realised
44:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone else notice that?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking wankbag prat
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it is Panda's twin
44:00 <Skirmish> I will forward him your email address and you can be his interpreter. 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't I got enough problems?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> without that as well?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you really hate me *that* much?
45:00 <Skirmish> I don't hate you. I don't hate anyone on irc.  Hate is a very strong emotion none of you cunts are worth. 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> still, do I deserve that?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> think hard before answering ... karma is a bitch
46:00 <simba> yes
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you hush
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and have you tried my leveling idea?
47:00 <simba> no
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I just wanna know if it is viable or I made it up/imagined it was
47:00 <simba> you should do it
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I am/did/do
47:00 <Skirmish> lol this girl has posted a painting she is doing her essay on and written this long winded emotive "This painting is about shame, it's about grief, it's about racism" and I commented "He is looking at his shoes.  First thing I thought was he was doing was thinking "These could use some polish."
48:00 <Bastardly_One> by a black dude
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you forgot to add that 
48:00 <stompin> niggers!
48:00 <Bastardly_One> by a sudanese refugee
48:00 <Skirmish> I didn't want to go too far.  It's not irc after all. I have to use some limitation on what I want to say. 
48:00 <stompin> Skirmish hows ur love buddy mandy
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah be careful the lecturer doesn't get it
49:00 <Skirmish> You are so far out of date stompin you're mouldy. 
51:00 <simba> MouldyNachos
52:00 <Skirmish> I think my tutor looks cute ... but the avatars are small and I am afraid if I enlarge the image she will end up a donkey looking feral. 
52:00 <Skirmish> Maybe it's just her name.  Andrea.  That's a hot name. I have never penetrated an Andrea before. 
52:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy4FXhkm6Nw
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Young MC - Bust A Move (Jan 9, 2008) 4:28 - Category: Music - 10,371,757 views - 35,081 likes (97.8%), 787 dislikes (2.2%)
52:00 <paNdiS> fkn this xbox is takin forever to set up
52:00 <Skirmish> xbox 1
52:00 <paNdiS> 70 percent woo
52:00 <paNdiS> yer
52:00 <Skirmish> Liar. 
53:00 <paNdiS> liar?
53:00 <Skirmish> L.I.A.R
53:00 <paNdiS> why am I a liar
53:00 <Skirmish> Why do you lie about these things?  
53:00 <paNdiS> im going to see where this goes
53:00 <Skirmish> Why would you buy an xbox one if you have the superior of the two consoles, the PS4? 
53:00 <paNdiS> i already own an xbox one..
54:00 <paNdiS> i said im setting one up and that it's taking a while
54:00 <simba> he has two PS4s
54:00 <Thoth> Josh you fucking liar
54:00 <Thoth> Are you lying about lying?
54:00 <Skirmish> You have no job dude.  How can you sustain games on two current gen consoles.  Please explain that to me. 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he was on coke last night too he claims
54:00 <paNdiS> lol
54:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: mum
54:00 <simba> lool
54:00 <paNdiS> wowsers
54:00 <Bastardly_One> mum/stolen
54:00 <paNdiS> im setting up my neighbours xbox one
54:00 <Bastardly_One> seen his pic? 2 bit crim for sure
54:00 <paNdiS> you could have just asked
55:00 <Skirmish> mum/stolen/completely fabricated lie.
55:00 <Thoth> mum/stolen/dealing
55:00 <paNdiS> he has crappy usb net
55:00 <paNdiS> so doing it usin mine..
55:00 <Thoth> Drug dealers don't have any friends. So it fits.
55:00 <paNdiS> i hope you enjoyed your rant Skirmish
55:00 <Skirmish> I don't rant. I comment objectively. 
55:00 <paNdiS> nothing about that was objective.
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno ... I'm friends with my dealer
56:00 <paNdiS> same b1
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I was friends with him before I started going to him
56:00 <paNdiS> same
56:00 <Skirmish> You are an established bender of the truth.  Panda, the last truth bender. 
56:00 <paNdiS> when u chill out does he still smoke u up?
56:00 <Thoth> I really cbf cooking tonight
56:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
56:00 <Thoth> I have a bottle of jameson, seems like a meal
56:00 <Bastardly_One> he doesn't smoke it 
56:00 <paNdiS> no, you're trying to establish that Skirmish
56:00 <paNdiS> there's irc me and irl me
56:00 <Skirmish> Mrs is visiting grandparents up the coast.  Pad Thai night here. 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I spend 2 hours playing with his dogs though
57:00 <Skirmish> So you are now saying that you have split personalities panda? 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> think that's why he likes me so much ... everyone else hates his dogs
57:00 <Skirmish> High panda ... downer panda. 
57:00 <paNdiS> yeah no shit?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> he's 9 little mexican midgets and 2 ridgebacks
57:00 <paNdiS> haha cool
57:00 <paNdiS> our dealer mates sound similar
57:00 <paNdiS> i can stand his dog but cant stand most dogs
58:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: that backpack you pasted last week isn't that great btw. But if camo is your thing, have you looked at military surplus stores?
58:00 <Skirmish> There was a Republican politician in America who said this week that people with no jobs should be prevented from breeding, and paid their welfare in cheese and powdered milk.  He said, and I quote "If you want a steak, get a job."
58:00 <paNdiS> we chill out and if i want a pipe or bong i can have one but other than that it's just friendship
58:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a family friend because he went out with the sister in law and people reckon some of the shit he did to her brought her stomach cancer on 
58:00 <paNdiS> there are millions of people the the United States that cannot find work
58:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: also if you wanna bushwalk, get one of these - http://sawyer.com/
58:00 <Skirmish> Thoth: You can get it in about 12 different colours.  I just liked the idea of it carrying 6L of water.
59:00 <paNdiS> because the jobs are not there Skirmish
59:00 <paNdiS> serious b1?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
59:00 <paNdiS> wtf is he supposed to have done to her to give her stomach cancer man?
59:00 <Thoth> ahh k... I just have a couple camelbak's
59:00 <Bastardly_One> he treats women like complete cunts
59:00 <paNdiS> ohhh
59:00 <Bastardly_One> bashing ... punches in the stomach
00:00 <Bastardly_One> she got stomach cancer
00:00 <paNdiS> can that do it? set off cancer cells..
00:00 <Mew> not all men are as nice to women as u pandas
00:00 <Skirmish> I don't think you get cancer by getting punched in the guts. 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> My favourite sister in law ... and I doubt it dude
00:00 <paNdiS> dont start that Mew
00:00 <Thoth> I even have a camelbak suitable for acidic fluids like scotch
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm the only one who believes he actually loved her
00:00 <Bastardly_One> underneath it all ... and he appreciates/respects that
00:00 <paNdiS> oh ok yeah so you dont believe he treated her like shit
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, I believe he did 
01:00 <paNdiS> oh
01:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5i4vHsF00U
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tenacious D Fuck Her Gently (Jul 8, 2008) 2:04 - Category: Music - 1,318,886 views - likes (95.6%), dislikes (4.4%)
01:00 <Skirmish> If getting punched caused cancer ... Panda would have face cancer. 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I also believe he was legit in his love of her too 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Skirmish
01:00 <paNdiS> hmm
01:00 <paNdiS> i dont have any bad friends
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I know a couple of subs that should be dead if that was true though
01:00 <paNdiS> guy im setting up his xbox, is the nicest guy ever
02:00 <Bastardly_One> one is particular with a punching fetish
02:00 <paNdiS> he even asked if i wanted money for using my net to set up his xbox
02:00 <paNdiS> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> she loves being punched
02:00 <paNdiS> srs?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
02:00 <paNdiS> girl ino jeanne
02:00 <Bastardly_One> she'll provoke you into punching her
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <paNdiS> she likes to be choked
02:00 <Skirmish> New study in Australia shows "1 in 5 believe women are partly responsible for rape if they are drunk". 
02:00 <paNdiS> made me feel weird
02:00 <Bastardly_One> choking is passe
02:00 <paNdiS> but she liked is 
02:00 <paNdiS> it*
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish that is sad
03:00 <Bastardly_One> in fact drunk women make me run
03:00 <paNdiS> yer
03:00 <paNdiS> no shit
04:00 <paNdiS> you dont want to root a drunk chick and then have her scream rape the next day
04:00 <Maurice> Fucking sun
04:00 <Maurice> I got burnt, even the tops of my feet
04:00 <Thoth> I'd believe that. Of course, I may be biased taking statements from rape victims.
04:00 <Skirmish> Only because you know when they sober up and see you they are going to regret the whole ordeal. 
04:00 <paNdiS> not ur pretty face Maurice?
04:00 <Skirmish> "Oh fuck I went home with a grandpa ... fuck my life!"
04:00 <Maurice> I wore a hat
04:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish try not being a dick for a while
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice that warm?
04:00 <paNdiS> poor hat
04:00 <paNdiS> did you put lotion on it?
04:00 <paNdiS> aha
04:00 <Skirmish> Try not logging in for a week paNdiS and I will agree to make a change. 
05:00 <Thoth> Some bitches wake up the next morning, regret it, then go to the police and call it rape
05:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
05:00 <Maurice> Yeah it was warm
05:00 <paNdiS> heh
05:00 <Maurice> Was the kids sports carnival
05:00 <paNdiS> i srsly get to you
05:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that 
05:00 <paNdiS> and i dont find itfunny in the least
05:00 <Bastardly_One> they always hold them in the most open places with no trees
05:00 <Skirmish> lol @ your suggestion that you get to anyone. 
05:00 <Skirmish> Stop being so desperate paNdiS. 
06:00 <paNdiS> it's not funny dude
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember each sports carnival and I'd still have to go even though I wasn't allowed to do sport
06:00 <paNdiS> i havent provoked you, didnt talk to you
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and all I'd do all day was try and look for shade
06:00 <paNdiS> you have a problem with me, i have no such problem with you
06:00 <Bastardly_One> we have a problem with you though
06:00 <Bastardly_One> one min you're all everyone is your best friend
07:00 <paNdiS> yawn
07:00 <Bastardly_One> within 10 seconds you start calling them all sorts of shit 
07:00 <paNdiS> you're not special yourself b1
07:00 <Bastardly_One> think you can call me a rockspider all night 
07:00 <paNdiS> so
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and be my friend the next day?
07:00 <Maurice> Theres still a 2nd day of carnival on friday :/
07:00 <Bastardly_One> so?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucking idiot
07:00 <paNdiS> one day you're someone's best friend, the next you're hating on them
07:00 <paNdiS> pming the shit out of me
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, sucks to be you
07:00 <paNdiS> pot kettle dude.
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you pm me non stop
08:00 <paNdiS> at least i'm honest about the way I act
08:00 <paNdiS> no i dont.
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I've probably a gig of your logs
08:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> learn some personal accountability
08:00 <paNdiS> dude, when we're on good terms and chatting in pm that's one thing
08:00 <paNdiS> but turning that into an insult is pathetic
08:00 <paNdiS> grow up
08:00 <Skirmish> What is panda's real name?  I want to stop calling him an adorable yet lazy bear. 
08:00 <paNdiS> i can be a cunt and i can be nice
08:00 <Bastardly_One> look up the term personal accountablility
09:00 <simba> youre falling for some terrible trolling here panda, just rise above man
09:00 <Skirmish> Is it Barry?  I bet it's Bazza. 
09:00 <paNdiS> use the ignore function if my presence is ruining your online experience
09:00 <paNdiS> ok simba
09:00 <Skirmish> Well obviously I don't know it.  Thanks for the private message you coward B1. 
09:00 <paNdiS> k i gotta get nath he needs to set up his xbox shit
09:00 <Bastardly_One> trolling?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's banned here Skirmish 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> idiots love using it 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and we're trolling him stating some facts?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the cunt needs to learn personal accountability
11:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate has had too good of a birthday
11:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder how I can ruin it?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> not really, but, it's tempting
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I told him where I was going for mine on sat and he's acted like I'm psycho since
12:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty funny
13:00 <Bastardly_One> WOO!
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Primus are doing a cover of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the album comes out in Oct
19:00 <Mew> iPrimus
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ someone's fb status at being dropped for a junky
19:00 <Bastardly_One> says a lot about him huh?
21:00 <simba> Yep.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> actually looking at his profile pic he looks like one himself
23:00 <Bastardly_One> friend of a friend 
23:00 <Skirmish> I've dated so many terrible women in my younger days I don't think I could be upset if I became single again. 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it has a lot of advantages in ways 
24:00 <Skirmish> I've already told Kayla that is we split, I'd miss her ... but there are plenty of other women waiting so there would be no second chance for her. 
24:00 <Skirmish> if*
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I only have to take me, myself and I into account
30:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent-b-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10698575_10152322295806440_1433381577658770335_n.jpg?oh=71e77a7bd155c229ae76be6c60d93b65&oe=548760B1
31:00 <partay> Skirmish they are all sisters 
32:00 <Skirmish> Who is all sisters? 
33:00 <partay> Women 
34:00 <Skirmish> So lesbians are incestual? 
35:00 <partay> I'm making reference to they are all the same moreso than anything else 
35:00 <Skirmish> They are all distant cousins works better then. 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish
35:00 <Bastardly_One> wake up
36:00 <Bastardly_One> he is saying they must all be imbred to even remotely consider you
36:00 <Skirmish> I have had more pussy than you have whacked off to in your entire life. 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> not very discerning then are you?
37:00 <Skirmish> At times, my standards have been questionable ... yes. 
37:00 <Skirmish> There is however a balance between quality and quantity. 
39:00 <fawks> lol @ you both
40:00 <simba> Lol @ you in genz.
41:00 <fawks> lool
41:00 <fawks> (Y)
41:00 <simba> white guys in chatrooms talking about how much pussy theyve had
41:00 <fawks> lmao
41:00 <simba> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
41:00 <simba> sorry 
41:00 <simba> but it is funny
41:00 <simba> i guess thats more relevent in like 2002
41:00 <simba> when cahtrooms were for full blown nerds
42:00 <simba> adn they used to draw pussy in ASCII art
42:00 <simba> and get each other off
42:00 <fawks> hot
42:00 <simba> one person would spam a cock at exactly the right time so it looked like it was going in a pussy
42:00 <paNdiS> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd ... was that still around in 2002?
42:00 <simba> and theyd watch it go one line at a time on their 56k dial up and masturbate to it
42:00 <paNdiS> sad hhahaha
44:00 <simba> i wonder if that ever happened
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> probably 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen that what would google look like in the 80s?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and image searched shit?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> shit = stuff ... 
46:00 <simba> no but i found this vault website where you can search what a site looked like from any year
46:00 <simba> and i was browsing this forum i went on as a young kid
46:00 <simba> wish i could find it again
47:00 <paNdiS> i loved chatting in RED before it was Channel V
47:00 <paNdiS> was like 15 then
47:00 <paNdiS> still chat to a bunch of ppl 
47:00 <fawks> http://archive.org/web/
47:00 <Bastardly_One> this
47:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.masswerk.at/googleBBS/
47:00 <simba> good 1 fork!
48:00 <paNdiS> n tobes went interstate with his mate daniel and daniel fucked one of the chicks
48:00 <paNdiS> lol
48:00 <paNdiS> ^directed toward you simba btw
48:00 <simba> its weird when you remember a url that has been dead foe 10 years
48:00 <paNdiS> like bombtheworld.org
48:00 <paNdiS> where u could graff a train
48:00 <paNdiS> and that's all it was lol
49:00 <simba> josh
49:00 <simba> do you remember this adelaide site
49:00 <paNdiS> yessum
49:00 <simba> called jizzbomb.tk
49:00 <simba> also Mew maybne
49:00 <paNdiS> lol no
49:00 <paNdiS> do you remember Cheetahchat?
49:00 <simba> it was like where all the local graffers went and they talked shit at each other in the guestbook
49:00 <simba> loool
49:00 <paNdiS> LOL
49:00 <simba> paid out each others tags
49:00 <paNdiS> that would have been so fun
49:00 <paNdiS> "CROSSED YOUR TAG OUT FGT!"
49:00 <paNdiS> "UR DED CUNT!"
50:00 <simba> those freewebs sites were funny for a while
50:00 <simba> dont remmeber cheetahchat
50:00 <paNdiS> yeah
50:00 <paNdiS> cheetahchat was awesome balls
50:00 <Bastardly_One> cheetachat was alright for 5 seconds
50:00 <Bastardly_One> heaps like yahell chat
50:00 <paNdiS> yer
50:00 <Bastardly_One> same concept 
50:00 <paNdiS> it was basically irc really
50:00 <paNdiS> just improved yer?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> same rooms even
51:00 <paNdiS> the flooding was way better
51:00 <Bastardly_One> one was just yahoo and the other cheeta
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol the flooding
51:00 <paNdiS> lol
51:00 <ness> hey mofos
51:00 <paNdiS> how about subzero
51:00 <paNdiS> did u ever use that to nuke ppl?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I was one of those cunts with flooding bots
51:00 <paNdiS> hahaha same
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and would freeze peoples accounts
51:00 <paNdiS> i used to nuke ppl all the time was them go offline
51:00 <paNdiS> LMAO
51:00 <Bastardly_One> take over their names
51:00 <paNdiS> nice
52:00 <Bastardly_One> total cunt on yahoo and cheeta
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh well 
52:00 <paNdiS> hahahaha
52:00 <paNdiS> me too
52:00 <Bastardly_One> those were the days
52:00 <paNdiS> ;)
52:00 <paNdiS> i used to love trolling the neo nazi room on irc
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yahoo chat was always better for the fact it was voice
52:00 <paNdiS> there was some wolf site i was on
52:00 <paNdiS> New Wolven Order
52:00 <Bastardly_One> so much easier to troll when you hear them raging
52:00 <paNdiS> i thinmk
53:00 <paNdiS> i forget my wolf nick lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, christian rooms were fun to troll
53:00 <paNdiS> oh yea no shiz
53:00 <Bastardly_One> going in and doing muslim raps
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and vica versa in islam rooms
53:00 <paNdiS> ahahaha
53:00 <ness> dont u have jobs?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> going in and doing christian raps
53:00 <paNdiS> do you have steves?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ness, yes ... my job is watching everyone else work
53:00 <paNdiS> i found the muslims easier to get along with
54:00 <paNdiS> LOL
54:00 <paNdiS> same
54:00 <paNdiS> my job is to watch him watching everyone else work.
54:00 <Skirmish> jobs do not stand in the way of trolling christian chat rooms.
54:00 <paNdiS> woo Bates Motel is on tonite unf
54:00 <Skirmish> I know mine never did. 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah either did mine
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I did most of my trolling *from* work
55:00 <Skirmish> I discovered that christian chat rooms do NOT want to discuss holes in catholic theology and they are not very forgiving. 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I found austnet at work actually
55:00 <ness> lol Skirmish
55:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, they really don't like theosophical discussion at all right?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> it's more like a recipe corner
56:00 <ness> just tell them u are satan wanting to take over the world
56:00 <Skirmish> I got banned for singing "Whole world in his hands" in one chat room with some minor changes to lyrics. 
57:00 <Skirmish> He's got all the little boys, in his hands ... he's got all the choir boys, in his hands .... you get the idea. 
57:00 <ness> lol
57:00 <paNdiS> Bastardly_One -> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10702028_10152800925563968_4744917634999228538_n.jpg?oh=ffb4c546bb9b2dbcad194c87b10f9742&oe=5494E794&__gda__=1422318722_49db5792e256080fe9d0b842f33c038b
57:00 <ness> but its true
57:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know kids these days think that song is about wrestling?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> because a wrestler uses it in his story line?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> sad ..
57:00 <paNdiS> i want to find out how to do swatting
57:00 <paNdiS> cause it'd be amusing to pull it on someone from xbox i dont like
58:00 <paNdiS> so many fgts broadcast on twitch
58:00 <Skirmish> Same as people around the world asked WHAT THE FUCK IS U2 AND WHY DID ITUNES GIVE IT TO ME FOR FREE
58:00 <Bastardly_One> far out
58:00 <Bastardly_One> when did it become 9 o'clock?
58:00 <Maurice> So many people complained about that
58:00 <Bastardly_One> well, it is spam 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I see where they're coming from 
59:00 <Maurice> So what, U2 is ok
59:00 <Bastardly_One> evening The_Baron
59:00 <Maurice> Not like it's Hanson
59:00 <The_Baron> evening dude
59:00 <Bastardly_One> it's still spam though
59:00 <Bastardly_One> heaps of people hate them
59:00 <Maurice> I don't have an iphone so personally I don't give a shit
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and want to punch Bono senseless
59:00 <The_Baron> what Maurice said
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... yeah me either 
59:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: It appears they did.  So many kids on twitter asking "What the fuck is a U2 and will apple refund my bandwidth they used to download it to my phone?"  How about you turn off the auto download option fuckhead! 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I think they deserve it for having one
59:00 <paNdiS> i hate my iphone
00:00 <paNdiS> mum kept bugging me to accept it
00:00 <Skirmish> Since mum buys you everything you caved in? 
00:00 <paNdiS> no
00:00 <Maurice> Pfft, kids these days
00:00 <Maurice> Useless fuckers
00:00 <paNdiS> she got a new phone
00:00 <paNdiS> and i stopped using mobile phones
00:00 <The_Baron> I heard u can't even delete the album
00:00 <paNdiS> but i caved in and accepted it
00:00 <The_Baron> or was that bs?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> how much charisma does Bono have for an ugly little midget though?
00:00 <paNdiS> she was all "if you're ever in trouble it will come in handy!"
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon he has charisma plus the ugly little runt
01:00 <paNdiS> i use it like an ipod n ppl call me on it thats it
01:00 <The_Baron> they were like an Ok band 25 years ago
01:00 <The_Baron> seriously, U2 have sucked balls consistently for years
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but that's not what I am on about 
01:00 <The_Baron> and The Edge is the most overrated guitarist around
01:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish when the samsung galaxy came out, on the day my best mate and i went to my bank i pulled out 1600 and bought us both the phone
01:00 <paNdiS> and he paid me back a month later.
01:00 <Bastardly_One> if I could look as stylish as Bono and still be that ugly 
01:00 <The_Baron> wow he can pluck two strings at the same time at a low tempo
01:00 <The_Baron> :P
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be pretty happy
01:00 <paNdiS> i dont need anybodys charity.
02:00 <Bastardly_One> so you scammed your mum into one of those 2 iphones plans from telstra?
02:00 <paNdiS> i dont like mobile phones.. and guess what I don't like microwaves so I dont own one anymore, threw a perfectly good quality microwave in the trash 2 yrs ago.
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you cheap cunt 
02:00 <paNdiS> lol no
03:00 <paNdiS> she always asks me if i want her old phones
03:00 <paNdiS> when she upgrades
03:00 <paNdiS> now shes all you can have this one when i upgrade next year
03:00 <ness> i want mcdonalds...do they do home delivery?
03:00 <paNdiS> ill get it for u
04:00 <Bastardly_One> they're testing it actually
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't remember where
04:00 <Thoth> You should want maccas. You left me high and dry with no dinner.... last night too
04:00 <paNdiS> srs?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Gold Coast I think
04:00 <Thoth> What kind of woman are you?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah they're testing it out somewhere
04:00 <paNdiS> fuck the gold coast!
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I just don't remember where 
04:00 <ness> Thoth??
04:00 <The_Baron> they are?
04:00 <The_Baron> this is news to me
04:00 <ness> did i promise u dinner?
04:00 <The_Baron> would be cool
04:00 <paNdiS> i might go get maccas for dinner
04:00 <paNdiS> hmm
04:00 <Thoth> You certainly did
04:00 <paNdiS> or hjs
04:00 <Bastardly_One> somehwere ... I honestly can't remember where but they are 
05:00 <paNdiS> put on about 3 kilo over winter
05:00 <Thoth> panda ffs shut your fucking hole
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I have the choice of either within 10 mins
05:00 <paNdiS> Thoth go back to reading childrens books and sucking your thumbs.
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'd rather choose a place the same distance called the hamburger cart
05:00 <paNdiS> ten min walk ey?
05:00 <The_Baron> I dunno why they haven't done it earlier
05:00 <Thoth> oh ohohohohoh! You're such a comedian
05:00 <paNdiS> word! we have some great burger joints in adels man, itd rock to do a burger joint day
05:00 <Thoth> Nice one young fella.
05:00 <The_Baron> lot of asian countries have maccas delivery
05:00 <The_Baron> OH
06:00 <The_Baron> actually ur right
06:00 <Thoth> That is so much wit
06:00 <The_Baron> u can order maccas here
06:00 <paNdiS> then do a pub crawl haha
06:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya 
06:00 <The_Baron> but u have to call some other service to pick it up for u
06:00 <The_Baron> not directly through maccas
06:00 <Bastardly_One> no 
06:00 <Picard> ello
06:00 <Bastardly_One> this was testing home delivery
06:00 <The_Baron> aahh
06:00 <Bastardly_One> just can't remember where
06:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares? it's not my city
06:00 <paNdiS> dadda
06:00 <Bastardly_One> bastards
06:00 <paNdiS> how was your day Picard?
07:00 <paNdiS> Picard forgot how to use the keyboard again!
07:00 <Thoth> +of lube
08:00 <Picard> paNdiS
08:00 <paNdiS> yes father?
08:00 <Picard> my day was fantastic
08:00 <Picard> how was yours?
08:00 <paNdiS> choice, what'd ya do
08:00 <paNdiS> it was okay
08:00 <paNdiS> thanks for askin
09:00 <Picard> just worked, had a really productive day
09:00 <paNdiS> that's good
09:00 <paNdiS> i shall buy you macdonalds
09:00 <ness> good on you pandis
10:00 <ness> can you get me a big mac without the bun
10:00 <ness> and some fried
10:00 <ness> fries, and strawberry shake
10:00 <Picard> lol a big mac without bun?
10:00 <Picard> wtf?
10:00 <ness> yeah bread is evil
10:00 <Picard> i build a dungeon today
11:00 <Picard> built*
11:00 <paNdiS> i will get you both what ever you wish from maccas
11:00 <paNdiS> i will even kidnap somebody
11:00 <ness> did u lock yourself in Picard
11:00 <Picard> ness yes
12:00 <Picard> im lucky i can get a weak wifi signal
12:00 <ness> tie yourself to the bed?
12:00 <Picard> handcuffs
12:00 <paNdiS> oh hot
12:00 <paNdiS> didnt know you were kinky bro
12:00 <Picard> wanna join me ness
12:00 <paNdiS> i want to tie ness up now
12:00 <Picard> kinky? lol you wouldnt believe
12:00 <paNdiS> thanks for putting kinky sex thoughts into our heads
13:00 <ness> nope :-)
13:00 <Picard> lol paNdiS
13:00 <paNdiS> i dunno if im kinky
13:00 <Thoth> Fried fries. Does maccas even do that? Sounds complicated.
13:00 <paNdiS> but tryin impossible positions is fun
13:00 <ness> yeah im on chip mode....craving
14:00 <Thoth> ness: are you gluten free? Cause I'm gluten free free
14:00 <ness> im ok with gluten.  i found yeast doesn't like me (bread/pizza)
14:00 <ness> HOT JAM DONUTS FARKEN
15:00 <Thoth> Lesbian donuts
15:00 <paNdiS> lol@ gluten conversation in This Is The ENd
15:00 <paNdiS> ness u cant eat pizza?
15:00 <paNdiS> ur the perfect gf
15:00 <ness> i love pizza but i suffer if i eat it
15:00 <Picard> poor ness if u cant eat pizza
16:00 <ness> i don't know why im on food mode today
16:00 <Picard> preggers?
16:00 <paNdiS> you should get undressed and eat a whole chicken on the sofa.
17:00 <ness> immaculate conception hey
17:00 <paNdiS> id watch that video
17:00 <Thoth> How do you suffer?
17:00 <Picard> i come here
17:00 <paNdiS> shh picard doesnt know how to make babies yet
17:00 <paNdiS> he's innocent <3
17:00 <paNdiS> DONT RUIN HIM
17:00 <ness> lol
17:00 <Picard> lol
17:00 <Picard> Thoth
17:00 <Picard> p[
17:00 <Picard> b,j myet5u\
17:00 <Thoth> 89w435oijalkgf
17:00 <paNdiS> the horror of childbirth is something i wish i never saw
17:00 <Picard> yes
18:00 <Picard> its gross
18:00 <paNdiS> put me off my fiancee for months
18:00 <paNdiS> i would NOT go down
18:00 <paNdiS> yuck
18:00 <ness> did u knock up your fiancee?
18:00 <Picard> paNdiS  u have seen a child born
18:00 <paNdiS> it's wrong, so wrong Picard
18:00 <Picard> yes
18:00 <Picard> explain this to me then
18:00 <paNdiS> and cutting the cord
18:00 <paNdiS> i could hardly get up the nerve
18:00 <paNdiS> disgusting
19:00 <paNdiS> it looked like a mcdonalds straw
19:00 <Picard> when u are fucking a chic how the hell can she complain it hurts, after seeing a kid come out that hole can stretch a mile lol
19:00 <paNdiS> but all ropey and yuck
19:00 <paNdiS> LOL!
19:00 <paNdiS> no shit bec was tight as after havin a kid
19:00 <Picard> whiny bitches
19:00 <ness> cmon Picard, don't even try to imply you have a big dick
19:00 <paNdiS> i even commented to her
19:00 <paNdiS> thought itd loosen u up i said to her
19:00 <Picard> ness id make your arse bleed
19:00 <paNdiS> she agreed
19:00 <paNdiS> hah
20:00 <Lumeah> you didn't do enough forplay lol
20:00 <The_Baron> <Picard> when u are fucking a chic how the hell can she complain it hurts, after seeing a kid come out that hole can stretch a mile lol <---coz Picard has that problem LOL
20:00 <paNdiS> nah she just had a naturally tight vagina
20:00 <The_Baron> :P
20:00 <Skirmish> He'd stab yo ass with his pin and make it bleed.
20:00 <paNdiS> her ow noises were annoying
20:00 <Picard> the_Moron isnt it past your bedtime
20:00 <paNdiS> she'd get thrashed too fastr
22:00 <paNdiS> Picard, this chick i fuck, jeanne, now she can go for hours n hours n hours she just loves to be fucked
22:00 <paNdiS> and choked
22:00 <paNdiS> and she will 3some n shit
22:00 <ness> dude you have a fiancee and you are fucking someone else
22:00 <paNdiS> me n stefan spitroasted heer
22:00 <paNdiS> her*
23:00 <Picard> hook me up
23:00 <Picard> Doodle hello lad
23:00 <Maurice> (19:22:21) * Doodle has also used the nicknames: WarrenCronkshonk
23:00 <Maurice> Lolll
23:00 <Doodle> hahaha
23:00 <paNdiS> nah i dumped my fiancee 9 yrs ago
23:00 <paNdiS> she's a massive scouser cunt
23:00 <Picard> Maurice is wet
23:00 <paNdiS> like all scouser chicks they r cunts and only good to root 
23:00 <Picard> for Doodle
24:00 <ness> what is scouser?
25:00 <Doodle> liverpudlian
25:00 <Doodle> manchester, the north etc
26:00 <ness> oh ok
27:00 <Picard> no i havnt
27:00 <paNdiS> oi Skirmish Picard hasnt seen the pic of ur gf
27:00 <paNdiS> can you post it again pls
27:00 <Picard> i wann jerk off so help me out
27:00 <paNdiS> wait till you see her dude, i dunno how he can not throw up after rooting her
27:00 <paNdiS> or before
27:00 <paNdiS> and during
28:00 <paNdiS> imagine john candy with long hair and a vagina, while we wait for pic
28:00 <Skirmish> I root pandas mum. You show Picard a pic of her. 
29:00 <thestig> jesus
30:00 <Picard> lol
31:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/ME/n1073007447_30402328_2741777.jpg
31:00 <Skirmish> I think Panda asks all the time because he wants to whack off over her. 
32:00 <Picard> good god Skirmishq
32:00 <Picard> -q
32:00 <Doodle> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=875181339177178
35:00 <ness> lol 
35:00 <Picard> Skirmish where did u find her?
35:00 <Skirmish> Notice how panda has gone quiet?  He's fapping hard. 
35:00 <ness> funny doodle
35:00 <Doodle> i lold
35:00 <Picard> i just cum
36:00 <paNdiS> back
36:00 <paNdiS> 4 cum
37:00 <The_Baron> amateur
37:00 <paNdiS> aha my neighbours got lego marvel superheroes, looks so fun :(
37:00 <The_Baron> all these years on the net, and haven't learned to masturbate with ur feet
37:00 <paNdiS> too expensive to bother buying
37:00 <paNdiS> have you ever sucked your own dick?
37:00 <paNdiS> every guy tries..
38:00 <ness> lol
38:00 <paNdiS> lol
39:00 <The_Baron> and fuck me dead
39:00 <paNdiS> dont tell me you havent looked at a banana or carrot or cucumber and not thought about it ness!
39:00 <Picard> lol 
39:00 <paNdiS> lolol
39:00 <Picard> ive had a carrot in my butt
39:00 <ness> im not into blowing bananas or carrots
39:00 <paNdiS> Picard i lost a cucumber in bec
39:00 <paNdiS> as tight as she was i put a huge one in her
40:00 <paNdiS> now watchin her push that out wasnt disgusting at all it was like a doco
40:00 <The_Baron> Tony Abbot giving an endorsement for medical marijuana
40:00 <The_Baron> hell, he might have a second term after all pandering to this crowd
40:00 <Picard> The_Baron u dont agree with it?
40:00 <NrKy> allah hu akhbar! :)
40:00 <paNdiS> Picard when ur wife is on top have u stuck a finger in her ass?
40:00 <NrKy> sup #melbourne?
40:00 <The_Baron> I fully agree with it
40:00 <The_Baron> was just a shock
40:00 <The_Baron> I know it's gonna be legal within 5 years either way
40:00 <paNdiS> i used to do that to an x, put my pinky in her ass and she never said anythin about it till after we broke up and she goes "it was okay"
40:00 <paNdiS> ahahaha
40:00 <The_Baron> but Tony giving such a backing, was a bit wtf
40:00 <ness> then how are you going to make money The_Baron
41:00 <NrKy> what did that evil islamophobe Tony Abbut do this time?
41:00 <Picard> he is a good pm, he does whats best for the majority
41:00 <Picard> its only minorites that dont like him
41:00 <paNdiS> yer
41:00 <ness> shut up Picard
41:00 <paNdiS> stopping the boats made me happy
41:00 <NrKy> australia isn't about the majority, it's about pandering to minorities, remember
41:00 <paNdiS> i like tony abbott
41:00 <Picard> ness, suck my off
41:00 <The_Baron> actually he did something that will give him a lot of voter support
41:00 <NrKy> sqeaky wheels and all that
41:00 <The_Baron> which is giving full advocation for medical cannabis
41:00 <Picard> NrKy thats what will fuck this country
42:00 <ness> i hate Abbott, the other mob arent any better
42:00 <ness> VOTE ME FOR PM
42:00 <NrKy> but, but, Dandenong and Lakemba are such great places to live! :)
42:00 <Picard> tony is good
42:00 <The_Baron> I hate him too
42:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtffv9bpB-U
42:00 <paNdiS> Picard do you also want to see Clive Palmer become PM just to see what happens?
42:00 <ness> he is a cretin
42:00 <paNdiS> coz i do lol!
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Green Jelly - Three Little Pigs (Mar 14, 2014) 5:55 - Category: Music - 507,623 views - 3,759 likes (96.6%), 132 dislikes (3.4%)
42:00 <Picard> he is a tough man, makes the hard decisions
42:00 <The_Baron> but really, with what's happenin in the US with legalisation all over the states it was bound to strike here
42:00 <paNdiS> i hope he puts dinosaurs on the front lawn of parliament
42:00 <The_Baron> especially with Tony Bower being painted a saint in the news media 
42:00 <NrKy> tony abbot has no balls, he needs to do what we voted him for: fix the immigration fucking up everything
43:00 <The_Baron> rather than a stinky hippy who got caught growing 520 plants
43:00 <The_Baron> :P
43:00 <The_Baron> oh lord, immigration, that old chestnut
43:00 <paNdiS> tony abbott is ballsy as fuck
43:00 <NrKy> specifically, Indian 457 visa holders lying about their skills in IT
43:00 <Picard> paNdiS you do know there are no dinosaurs?
43:00 <paNdiS> LOL
44:00 <paNdiS> there are on his golf course..
44:00 <The_Baron> and immigration is the least of this countries problems
44:00 <ness> im sick of indians....they piss me off
44:00 <NrKy> no, it's our biggest problem
44:00 <The_Baron> it's nice to see people are so easily distracted
44:00 <Picard> indians smell
44:00 <The_Baron> no it isn't
44:00 <Thoth> There never were any dinosaurs. Its a conspiracy
44:00 <NrKy> what is, then?
44:00 <Thoth> They were dragons
44:00 <The_Baron> our water table and salinity issues, our need to preserve as much arrable land as possible rather than strip mining the shit out of everything
45:00 <Skirmish> [21:35] <Picard> Skirmish where did u find her?  <----- We met via friends. 
45:00 <paNdiS> Satan put dinosaur bones in the earth
45:00 <NrKy> it's a conspiracy, Thoth! the Windsors were really the targaeryans !
45:00 <paNdiS> to confuse us
45:00 <paNdiS> they're really the bones of dragons
45:00 <The_Baron> those are real issues that are gonna fuck us up more than some brown people u are afraid coz of basic xenophobia that has been inculcated to the public of this country for far too long
45:00 <Picard> The_Baron we need to implement the Bradfield plan
45:00 <NrKy> The_Baron: unsustainable growth through immigration, focused on cities, is draining our resources
45:00 <Thoth> Those damn african freemasons
45:00 <NrKy> with such huge immigration, we don't have the water to feed or hydrate them
46:00 <Thoth> Legit
46:00 <The_Baron> NrKy, city congestion will be a problem either way
46:00 <The_Baron> stupid ppl breed quite rapidly
46:00 <NrKy> The_Baron: i don't have 'xenophobia', i am a brown person, and i still hate muslims
46:00 <Thoth> The_Baron: well, I'm quite an expert on traffic management since I play transport tycoon...
46:00 <Thoth> Ask any question
46:00 <NrKy> OpenTTD?
46:00 <Thoth> Yea boi
46:00 <NrKy> is there a 64-bit version yet?
46:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, seriously, immigration, mneh
47:00 <Thoth> Sometimes I listen to the music tracks for a week straight. Its not even psychotic
47:00 <Picard> The_Baron are u familiar with the bradfield plan?
47:00 <The_Baron> nope
47:00 <NrKy> Thoth: hahaha, man i had the main theme song from that game stuck in my head for a week :)
47:00 <The_Baron> but a quick google could solve that
47:00 <The_Baron> :P
47:00 <Picard> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradfield_Scheme
47:00 <Thoth> NrKy: who died?
47:00 <paNdiS> Richard Attenborough
47:00 <paNdiS> :(
47:00 <NrKy> Thoth: eh?
48:00 <Thoth> Just saying, the TTD music seems to incite murder
48:00 <paNdiS> as if that stupid female comic received more attention from her death than Richard Attenborough and Robin Williams combined
48:00 <NrKy> ahh, that water-diversion to qld thing.... yeah, over 100 years ago we had better planners than we do now
48:00 <The_Baron> aah k
48:00 <Picard> if lake eyre has water in it eastern australia always has record rainfall
48:00 <The_Baron> read up on it
48:00 <The_Baron> yeah it would work
48:00 <The_Baron> but the argument is correct
49:00 <Thoth> You know where water management is really really massively lacking? Lake George
49:00 <The_Baron> the sheer capital needed would be astronomical
49:00 <NrKy> i don't even remember the last time Victoria built a new dam
49:00 <Picard> the benefits would outweigh the capital
49:00 <NrKy> sylvan was made deeper, that's about it
49:00 <The_Baron> Lake George used to have mad doofs that way
49:00 <The_Baron> till that dude died 
49:00 <Picard> NrKy its been decades
49:00 <Thoth> I used to draw art in the sand and people thought it was aliens. Don't tell anyone
50:00 <NrKy> desal plant won't be enough to meet the needs of 4 million melbournians
50:00 <The_Baron> though there are lil things that can be done
50:00 <The_Baron> like when I was in the blue mountains, the area defo needed more enchachment areas
50:00 <The_Baron> they had proposed them for years new ones
50:00 <Thoth> VIC are getting desal? LEL
50:00 <The_Baron> but still none
50:00 <NrKy> but then again, all we needa do is bring in more indians, and we won't have to worry about the water-usage issues :)
50:00 <Thoth> NSW has it, except its a fucking useless investment
50:00 <The_Baron> I wouldn't worry about the indians that much
50:00 <NrKy> oh we have a desal plant, in Wonthaggi, but it's not being used
50:00 <The_Baron> I can tell ya, lot of them come here, save up 50 grand or so
50:00 <Picard> id worry more about the towel heads
51:00 <Thoth> Yea, electricity costs too much when you don't invest in infastructure
51:00 <The_Baron> then go back and live like bollywood stars
51:00 <Thoth> But we can't build new power plants because the greenie tree hugging fuckwits will cry
51:00 <The_Baron> I met a heap of 7-11 workers who were doing just that
51:00 <Thoth> They're not even environmentalty friendly with their "save the whales" bullshit
51:00 <The_Baron> I mean seriously, 50 grand in australia saved up, couldn't even lease a fucken dagwood dog stand
52:00 <NrKy> The_Baron: a lot of them come here, buy houses in suburbs in duck-fuck (ie. werribee) and think it's awesome, so they're really not in touch with how the city really works
52:00 <The_Baron> 50 grand in india, massive house in pradesh, 3 servants and rest is invested in some business or other
52:00 <NrKy> the indians i work with in the cbd think driving from werribee every day to work is a good idea
53:00 <ness> they car pool, travel in packs  hang off the roof rails
53:00 <The_Baron> what do u expect from ppl who think a moped is a fucking family vehicle?
53:00 <The_Baron> :P
53:00 <NrKy> haha
53:00 <NrKy> bloody motards
53:00 <Thoth> I'm calling from Telstra
54:00 <Picard> http://www.9news.com.au/national/2014/09/17/08/58/sea-rises-to-swamp-infrastructure-report
54:00 <Picard> this is bullshit
54:00 <The_Baron> well lot of the coastline up here as eroded like all fuck
54:00 <NrKy> climate alarmism, yay
54:00 <The_Baron> wouldn't take much to knock out a bunch of homes
55:00 <The_Baron> I dunno why ppl are alarmed
55:00 <The_Baron> that's life, nature. Shit happens
55:00 <The_Baron> hell a meteor could come any day now for all we know
55:00 <The_Baron> I mean a fucking big one
56:00 <The_Baron> (there was that one that hit in russia, if it hit a city woulda been a hella fuckup)
57:00 <Picard> i agree
58:00 <ness> night peeps, shower and bed for me!
18:00 <Picard> well this convo got fucked
24:00 <doctor> who we saving now? whale children?
26:00 <Fez> Wont someone think of the the whale children
27:00 <Picard> monkeyds
27:00 <Picard> -d
27:00 <doctor> if we dont save them the terrorists win
28:00 <Fez> I thought they got bored?
28:00 <Picard> terrorist got bored?
30:00 <Fez> Maybe
30:00 <Picard> they will blow things up
30:00 <doctor> caught one of those ISIS bastards who happened to hijacked a mosquito, which was obviously trying siphon my blood for their satanic death cult rituals - made short work of him
31:00 <Fez> Winning
32:00 <Picard> lol
34:00 <Picard> i need to pee
34:00 <Fez> Fall in
34:00 <NrKy> Valar Morghulis!
36:00 <NrKy> we could be invaded by aliens and 99% of the human race wiped out in the war, and these fucking ISIS/caliphate Salafi retards will still be trying to bomb people
36:00 <Picard> probably
36:00 <Picard> they need to be destroyed
37:00 <NrKy> they've been pulling this shit for over a thousand years... we have travelled to other planets for fucks sake, and theyre still trying to wipe out the shi'ites
37:00 <NrKy> we moved on from the crusades, to the point where we've almost wiped out christianity, yet they still think the fucken crusades are going on, and blame the west for all their problems
38:00 <slower> easily solved, leave them to sort out their own problems
38:00 <NrKy> they wont stop killing innocents, though
39:00 <Picard> who cares really, if they stay in their country screw them
39:00 <NrKy> would you rather they moved here?
39:00 <slower> it has nothing to do with the west, they were around before usa and au existed
39:00 <NrKy> a lot of them can't even get out
41:00 <The_Baron> Israeli Secret Intelligence Service....niggas be like ILLUMINATI!
41:00 <The_Baron> :P
42:00 <slower> just a thought, why havent "we" gone to israel, and stopped those terrorist against humanity
42:00 <Skirmish> The catholic church IS the Illiminati.
42:00 <The_Baron> 0_0
43:00 <The_Baron> because israel as US military backing
43:00 <The_Baron> has*
44:00 <The_Baron> seriously look at any UN resolution regarding the west bank
44:00 <The_Baron> hell every other country will veto their actions except the US 
44:00 <The_Baron> the UK are just pussies and decline to vote
44:00 <The_Baron> :P
44:00 <slower> we know this, 
44:00 <The_Baron> sure we do
45:00 <The_Baron> humanitarianism means fuck all at the end of the day
45:00 <The_Baron> the only right is might and if u disagree I will shoot u
45:00 <The_Baron> :P
47:00 <doctor> well yeah
47:00 <Bastardly_One> there is a solution to all problems
47:00 <doctor> might is right
47:00 <Bastardly_One> NUKE THE FUCKING LOT
47:00 <doctor> yeah just hit the kill-switch
49:00 <slower> no, the solution is for everybody else to get back to their own country and let them sort it out
49:00 <doctor> sometimes I think I'd like an opinion on these sorts of things, but then I just remind myself that opinions are what created all this mess to begin with
49:00 <doctor> i really don't know anything so why bullshit and say I do?
50:00 <slower> its not that hard doc, usa thinks it has some divine power to stick its nose in other peoples business
51:00 <Picard> fark me
51:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One u are a fucking idiot
51:00 <Picard> u can nuke anyone u fuck head
51:00 <Picard> cant**
53:00 <doctor> I rarely ever venture out past my own little bubble. If they come after me, I've grown my fingers nails long and sharp to deal with them all
54:00 <slower> lol why would they
55:00 <doctor> because you just never know what's lurking out there beyond the shadows - just wanting to gobble you up whole
55:00 <Fez> Could be nuthin
56:00 <slower> sounds like a serious problem
56:00 <doctor> could be, but I'm not willing to take that risk
56:00 <stevenn> night
57:00 <Skirmish> Putin is re-inventing the USSR.  The terrorists are just a destraction to leech America dry before they realise. 
57:00 <Picard> lol
59:00 <Skirmish> What I REALLY want to see is ISIS attack Russian interests like they threatened.  Then the world will see what a modern military can do when it's completely let off the leash. 
59:00 <Skirmish> Putin won't hold back. He will smash them.
59:00 <Picard> thats what needs to happen
00:00 <Picard> show them force they have never seen
00:00 <The_Baron> that may happen
00:00 <Picard> iraq, afghanastan the americans were to soft
01:00 <Picard> days of air attack, followed by ground forces
01:00 <Skirmish> I noticed it took a whole day until a US general was laying the ground work for the change of position that would allow ground troops in Syria/Iraq.
01:00 <The_Baron> or maybe this is some orwellian nightmare where we are just in a perpetual state of impeding world conflict that never actually happens
02:00 <slower> it amuses how some people think its just like a little video game
03:00 <slower> shoot them up
03:00 <slower> blow them up
03:00 <Fez> Dont forget the sniper 
03:00 <slower> oh yes sorry, 
04:00 <TheRiddler> I'll play sniper
04:00 <NrKy> don't forget what happened to russia last time they went to afghanistan... the local monkeys pwned them
04:00 <slower> nice to see a factual comment
05:00 <NrKy> half of the shit we're cleaning up now is because some dumbarsed leftie americans gave bin laden moneys to fight russia
05:00 <Picard> america has a history of funding terrorist
05:00 <NrKy> so does australia
06:00 <NrKy> we let them in as 'refugees' then give them the dole so they have enough money to go back to syria to fight the civil war
06:00 <NrKy> ...and nobody bats an eyelid
07:00 <slower> if we didnt keep sticking our noses in, they would have either killed each other off or, came to some sort of 
07:00 <slower> 'peace"
08:00 <caballero> all the monies eventually goes back to the hands of rockafella 
10:00 <NrKy> okay, slower, how long would you say the west has been 'sticking our noses in'?
10:00 <NrKy> slower: would you say that the islamic world was stable and non-combative before we started 'sticking our noses in'?
11:00 <slower> no i would not
11:00 <slower> but i would say this
12:00 <slower> they were around before we existed
12:00 <slower> what right have "we"
12:00 <slower>  to preach to them
13:00 <slower> or invade and force our "culture" on them
14:00 <Skirmish> They are invading and forcing their religion on people. So why not? 
14:00 <Skirmish> Western powers are protecting the minorities that are facing genocide. 
14:00 <slower> Skirmish if we follow your logic
14:00 <Skirmish> We have the moral high ground. 
15:00 <slower> then all the other countries should attack the usa britan and au
16:00 <Skirmish> That makes no sense whatsoever.
16:00 <slower> because they are forcing their religion on them
16:00 <Skirmish> No they aren't. 
16:00 <Skirmish> Nobody is trying to convert the middle east to christianity. 
19:00 <slower> i have said all that i am going to say, have no interest in going around in curcles
20:00 <Skirmish> You've made no sense, and cannot spell circles. I am pleased you have ended your contribution. 
21:00 <NrKy> western nations have stopped wiping out the natives, over a hundred years ago... there was nobody to tell them to stop. now the muslim countries are trying the same thing, and as the advanced civilization, it is our duty to protect those who cannot protect themselves
21:00 <slower> lol i have seen some of your logic and reasoning,
21:00 <slower> it includes insulting people, so childish
22:00 <NrKy> slower: engaging in an ad hominem attack, ey? let's disregard Skirmish's logic because he got passionate and personally insulted you.... illogical++
22:00 <Skirmish> I don't think pointing out he is a terrible speller is all that insulting when it's true. 
23:00 <Skirmish> Toughen up princess. 
23:00 <NrKy> it is impossible to engage in intelligent, mature discourse with 90% of humans about the crimes of radical islam because they constantly engage logical fallacies
24:00 <The_Baron> still on about the muslims
24:00 <NrKy> slower is of the type of human that doubts the concerns of westerners about the humanitarian crimes of radical islam because he believes that the previous crimes of the christian world affect the credibility of modern enlightened westerners regarding other civilizations
24:00 <The_Baron> jeez get a new record
24:00 <NrKy> i threw out my record player in 1998 :P
24:00 <The_Baron> it shows
24:00 <The_Baron> also wasn't that the last time Howard used the race card?
24:00 <slower> NrKy i dont get insulted by people who have a head bigger then a doorway, i just ignore them
24:00 <The_Baron> ;P
25:00 <NrKy> slower: a personal attack on me to try to denegrate my credibility? nice
26:00 <slower> lol NrKy i didn mean you
28:00 <paNdiS> eag pig meat or die fuckers
28:00 <paNdiS> fkn city is dead
29:00 <Kynetic> mm
29:00 <paNdiS> everyone i saw just looked so sad nobody fkn smiles these days
29:00 <Kynetic> bacon
29:00 <paNdiS> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pig butt
29:00 <NrKy> mmmm pork
29:00 <paNdiS> 7 dollars for an angus burger
29:00 <NrKy> get some fcken pork on ya fork, or gtfo
29:00 <paNdiS> a little round one wtf
29:00 <Kynetic> i prefer halal pork
29:00 <NrKy> hahah i always ask for the halal pork :)
29:00 <paNdiS> shoulda threw it on the floor in the tram 
29:00 <Kynetic> lol
29:00 <TheRiddler> bbq pork buns
29:00 <paNdiS> do you reckon rootin a pig would be like rootin a fat chick?
29:00 <NrKy> i like to feign ignorance to fuck with people in kebab shops :)
30:00 <Kynetic> when i was in thailand they had pork burgers at burger king
30:00 <Kynetic> it was fucking WIN
30:00 <NrKy> pork burgers... nom nom nom
30:00 <paNdiS> their flesh is the closest to a humans right so if you closed your eyes
30:00 <NrKy> so real HAMburgers ey
30:00 <Kynetic> indeed 
30:00 <Kynetic> love me a bit of human flesh
30:00 <TheRiddler> so that's why picard really went
30:00 <Kynetic> i think it must be
30:00 <Kynetic> that and the ladyboys
30:00 <NrKy> i wonder when we stopped putting ham in hamburgers and started calling them just burgers
31:00 <Kynetic> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9zfUPkcFo4
31:00 <TheRiddler> google
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Whitlams - I Make Hamburgers (Apr 27, 2009) 3:35 - Category: Music - 57,537 views - likes (98.7%), 2 dislikes (1.3%)
31:00 <Kynetic> i feel this is appropriate
31:00 <NrKy> i like going to broadmeadows mcdonalds and asking for a HAMburger, emphasising the HAM
31:00 <Kynetic> nowadays the ham is extra
32:00 <NrKy> there's a kebab shop on swanston st near the mcdonalds and kfc on corner of flinders lane, and i like going there whenever there's a new dude working there to ask for the Halal Pork Kebab :)
33:00 <TheRiddler> The common belief is that the American hamburger borrowed its name from a dish called "Hamburg Style Beef" or "Hamburg Steak" which arrived in the United States from the German city of Hamburg in the 19th century. The dish was nothing more than chopped meat eaten raw.
33:00 <NrKy> raw chopped meat? holy shit balls, that would warrant the "old tough guy" meme
33:00 <Kynetic> nothin wrong with a bit of steak tartare
34:00 <Kynetic> id eat it
34:00 <NrKy> but when you don't know how old the meat is because it's all pureed shite? yeahhhhh
34:00 <paNdiS> hp sauce ftw
34:00 <NrKy> hah
34:00 <Kynetic> i eat my steak rare anyway
34:00 <NrKy> fermented fish sauce nom noms
34:00 <Kynetic> so its mostly raw
35:00 <paNdiS> i had a dope aged rib eye rare on sunday
35:00 <paNdiS> 500g
35:00 <NrKy> went to Wagamama the other day, for some 'japanese-style ribs'.... fucken things were COLD
35:00 <paNdiS> was so so good
35:00 <NrKy> 1/2 kilo of steak? farkkkk
35:00 <paNdiS> i want to fuck the chick from mike and molly
36:00 <paNdiS> she'd go off
36:00 <paNdiS> prob in the asshole
36:00 <TheRiddler> .
36:00 <paNdiS> she's hot
36:00 <paNdiS> im not joking i think shes hot
37:00 <Maurice> Melissa someone
37:00 <The_Baron> chopped meat eaten raw, that's steak tartare
37:00 <paNdiS> just that fat aus chick is yuck
37:00 <Maurice> Rebel>
37:00 <Maurice> ?
37:00 <paNdiS> yer
37:00 <paNdiS> shes not pretty
37:00 <Maurice> I love her, she's hilarious
37:00 <The_Baron> steak tartare is delicious if u use sirloin cut
37:00 <paNdiS> she is funny yer
37:00 <paNdiS> she's the female john candy haha
38:00 <Maurice> Except not dead
38:00 <paNdiS> lol!!
38:00 <paNdiS> she would play an awesome ghost!
39:00 <paNdiS> her and nick frost should do a comedy
40:00 <British^Meat> oh good
45:00 <Maurice> The black dudes from You're The Worst amuse me
45:00 <paNdiS> what's You're The Worst?
45:00 <Maurice> A good show
46:00 <paNdiS> lol
46:00 <The_Baron> yeah saw an episode of that not long ago
46:00 <The_Baron> tis oright
46:00 <Skirmish> What black guy?
46:00 <Skirmish> OH shitstain and the crew
46:00 <The_Baron> still not as good as Always Sunny In Philedelphia though
47:00 <Maurice> Lol yeah shitstain
47:00 <Maurice> Never seen that, although have heard about it
48:00 <The_Baron> it's fucken funny
48:00 <The_Baron> only discovered it recently, watched first three seasons
49:00 <The_Baron> and fuck, why did I miss out on it for 10 years?
49:00 <Maurice> Lindsay fucks me off though, I want to punch her in her giant mouth
49:00 <The_Baron> yo DrGore
49:00 <Maurice> And Edgar is trying to hard to be Ross from Friends
49:00 <Maurice> And I realise only Skirmish will get that
49:00 <Maurice> 10 yrs!?
49:00 <Maurice> So if I get it, i'll have a lot of season
49:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10685345_793278957414171_5054115446701747097_n.jpg?oh=acf4a31752ea2611401bce58bf1160cc&oe=54C6ED3A&__gda__=1418895334_da373fce53b83326bcba32966dfaa8e2
49:00 <The_Baron> LOL
49:00 <DrGore> hey
50:00 <The_Baron> yeah there are 10 seasons of always sunny
50:00 <Skirmish> lol my mrs hates Lindsay too.  I want to fuck her stupid. 
50:00 <Skirmish> Lindsay ... not my mrs.
50:00 <Maurice> Lol
50:00 <Maurice> I'm re-watching ep 8 atm
50:00 <Maurice> When shes in leggings
50:00 <Maurice> She shouldn't be
51:00 <Skirmish> I think she is a hot slut.  I got a stiffy with her going for it in the back of the mini van.
51:00 <paNdiS> The_Baron did you take a dump on the floor?
51:00 <paNdiS> ;)
51:00 <Maurice> I've googled other pics of her and she looks great
51:00 <Maurice> Just not in this ep
51:00 <Maurice> Lol yeah, she pauses, looks at the family stickers and keeps going
52:00 <The_Baron> I took a dump on the floor only once in my adult life
52:00 <paNdiS> lol
52:00 <The_Baron> that was at Maccas in Belconnen
52:00 <paNdiS> did you do it sly like Danny DeVito?
53:00 <The_Baron> I was drunk as fuck
53:00 <The_Baron> and yelled out after "you can have your burger back!!"
53:00 <paNdiS> hahaha
53:00 <Maurice> Classy
53:00 <Kynetic> thats hot
53:00 <The_Baron> and why maccas prolly shouldn't be open 24/7
53:00 <Kynetic> if i was a drunk chick watching that id have banged you
55:00 <paNdiS> mmmmm maccas
55:00 <The_Baron> lol Kynetic
55:00 <The_Baron> only chicks there just pulled the most horrified faces
55:00 <The_Baron> no shags were had
56:00 <paNdiS> i nate my burger and fries with a knife and fork just b4
56:00 <The_Baron> was it a big burger?
56:00 <Kynetic> man this strawberry and kiwi flavour fanta is growing on me
56:00 <The_Baron> only time that is justified imo
56:00 <The_Baron> :P
56:00 <Kynetic> at first i thought it tasted like medicine
57:00 <Kynetic> but that mightve just been the vodka
57:00 <The_Baron> I found it heinously sweet
57:00 <The_Baron> but after 20 bongs, it was good
57:00 <paNdiS> nah it wasnt
57:00 <Kynetic> shit you scraped off the bottom of your fridge looks appealing when youre 20 bongs in
57:00 <paNdiS> i thought it was goin to be one of those rectangle angus ones
57:00 <paNdiS> :(
57:00 <The_Baron> exactly Kynetic
58:00 <paNdiS> hm i wonder when Hannibal season 2 will air on tele
58:00 <The_Baron> I find 20 cones to be the range where The Brady Bunch becomes watchable
58:00 <Kynetic> just download it
58:00 <The_Baron> also 20 cones is the only way White Chicks is funny
58:00 <paNdiS> i dont dl tv shows
58:00 <paNdiS> only movies
59:00 <paNdiS> quite impressed with Bates Motel
59:00 <Maurice> Why wouldn't you download shows
59:00 <paNdiS> and vera faminga what a hottie
59:00 <Maurice> What is this fuckery
59:00 <Kynetic> tv shows are more of a 'grey area' than movies
59:00 <Kynetic> since they air on free to air
59:00 <paNdiS> yer
59:00 <Maurice> Yeah but how much later after their initial release
59:00 <Kynetic> downloading tv not illegal enough for you or summin?
59:00 <paNdiS> or i watch them on Veetle.com
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