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00:00 <Loof> to appreciate a penis, first you must live without one
00:00 <Loof> and with that i must go
01:00 <Picard> lol
03:00 <paNdiS> wtf
03:00 <paNdiS> slinky_J cunt
06:00 <Picard> fuck off
06:00 <Saemon> yoyoyooooooooo
06:00 <Saemon> where all dem pussies at tahnight biazchezZZZ!@!!
07:00 <doctor> Saemon
07:00 <Saemon> sup nigga G
07:00 <Saemon> ive im dressed up n nowhere to go
07:00 <Saemon> epitome of sadness
08:00 <doctor> well, it's nice you considered us and decided to get dressed up before you joined here
08:00 <doctor> shows you care
09:00 <British^Meat> lol
12:00 <Saemon> well dressing up before i log into here makes me feel more confident when chatting in here
12:00 <Saemon> cuz it makes me feel attractive and stuff
13:00 <Rak> huh dressing down is what works for me
14:00 <doctor> i feel the same way. yesterday morning I even decided to put on some underwear
16:00 <Saemon> yeah i have to dress up to feel attractive
16:00 <Saemon> my naked body is too fat
16:00 <paNdiS> O_o
16:00 <paNdiS> yer well
16:00 <Kynetic> my naked body is too sexy
16:00 <paNdiS> i just trolled my penis
16:00 <Kynetic> too sexy for my body
17:00 <British^Meat> HI PANDIS
17:00 <British^Meat> I THOUGHT U WERE BANNED
17:00 <British^Meat> how'd that happen BTW?
17:00 <British^Meat> another episode?
17:00 <Kynetic> i like episodes
17:00 <Kynetic> good show that
17:00 <British^Meat> wish id have see that one :/
19:00 <Saemon> British^Meat how about u back off from josh hrm champ?
19:00 <British^Meat> heh
19:00 <British^Meat> yer i saw u 2 were mates now
19:00 <British^Meat> how come the pair of u keep getting banned/kicked?
19:00 <British^Meat> but i dont
19:00 <Saemon> u want trouble with him, i gona have trouble with me too.
20:00 <British^Meat> not sure which is more embaressing tbh
20:00 <British^Meat> you sticking up for him
20:00 <British^Meat> or you sticking up for him
21:00 <British^Meat> my new fave show is Friday Night Dinner
22:00 <Saemon> look what u done British^Meat
22:00 <Maurice> My mum loves that show
22:00 <Maurice> It's got Beryl from Gimme Gimme Gimme in it
22:00 <British^Meat> you're a weirdo Saemon
22:00 <Maurice> Saemon, shut it or you can join him
22:00 <British^Meat> is she the nan?
22:00 <Saemon> ok sorru
22:00 <Saemon> sorry*
22:00 <Maurice> The grumpy one
23:00 <British^Meat> hmmmm, tbh im not sure it does, i have not yet come across anyone from GGG
23:00 <British^Meat> though im not an expert on that particular show
23:00 <British^Meat> i see the dude from spaced, and the inbetweeners
24:00 <Saemon> u guys gona watch the footy final tomoro?
26:00 <Maurice> Here British^Meat http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0461063/?ref_=tt_cl_t4
26:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Rosalind Knight - Born: December 3, 1933 - Known for: About a Boy (2002), Tom Jones (1963), Prick Up Your Ears (1987), Tess of the D'Urbervilles (1998)
27:00 <British^Meat> ah cool, not seen the ep yet have I
27:00 <British^Meat> aboot to start season 3
28:00 <British^Meat> tell me, is there christmas specials?
30:00 <LO-> shut up paNdiS -> joshua blackwood <- you [[faggot]]
30:00 <British^Meat> yes yes, apparently uttering that word is still bannable
30:00 <British^Meat> but posting a pic of the meat is not
30:00 <British^Meat> instring
31:00 <Picard> shut up sook
31:00 <Picard> grow some balls u weak cunt
33:00 <Saemon> lol someone posted a pic of British^Meat?
33:00 <Saemon> can i see?
33:00 <Picard> lol
34:00 <Picard> its a pisser
34:00 <British^Meat> sure, i dont mind
34:00 <Saemon> ROFL
34:00 <Saemon> wats with that faggot hat/beanie thing?
34:00 <Picard> post it British^Meat
34:00 <Saemon> u tryin to be kyle from southpark British^Meat
35:00 <British^Meat> yes
35:00 <British^Meat> thats EXACTLY what i was trying to do
35:00 <Saemon> your lips protrude way too much 
35:00 <Saemon> it looks like your pouting
36:00 <British^Meat> i was, probably
36:00 <Saemon> maybe you've got buck teeth?
36:00 <Saemon> i see
36:00 <Maurice> And where is your pic, Saemon?
36:00 <Picard> and rubbing his cock
36:00 <Saemon> whats is sunny inside your room?
36:00 <British^Meat> lol
36:00 <Saemon> is that why you have Gayviators on?
36:00 <Picard> he was camming with matthew
36:00 <Saemon> rofl
36:00 <British^Meat> i dunno why these dudes think thats how i dress all the time :)
36:00 <British^Meat> its weird and funny
37:00 <Maurice> I haven't seen it so I can't comment
37:00 <British^Meat> i dont see anything wrong with that photo, i mean its not my best, but u know
37:00 <Picard> post the pic British^Meat
37:00 <British^Meat> ive got worse out there :P
38:00 <Picard> Maurice where is sezz?
38:00 <Maurice> Camping
38:00 <Picard> ok
38:00 <Picard> fuck camping, hate it
39:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Fuck off camping is awesome fun
39:00 <Maurice> Same
39:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Your just need lots of booze and cool friends
39:00 <Picard> nuh
39:00 <Saemon> i'd never go camping
39:00 <Saemon> get wolf creeked
39:00 <Picard> my idea of roughing it is staying in a 4 star hotel
40:00 <Saemon> lol
40:00 <Saemon> big softy
41:00 <Picard> lol
41:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Wolf creek was a good movie, I love comedies
41:00 <Picard> fuck sleeping on the ground
41:00 <Picard> no toilets
41:00 <Picard> showers
41:00 <Sponge> does vaness and renee still visit irc?
41:00 <Picard> fuck that 
42:00 <Picard> yes
42:00 <Picard> they are here now Sponge
42:00 <Picard> ashleighXtrinity is vaness
42:00 <ashleighXtrinity> I'm who?
42:00 <Sponge> says you're the beautiful vaness
42:00 <Saemon> whose renee?
43:00 <Saemon> i wanted to give her a foot massage
43:00 <Picard> renee was frm qld?
43:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Kk
43:00 <Sponge> vaness was another irc beauty
43:00 <Saemon> ohhhh
43:00 <Saemon> i just remembered 
43:00 <Saemon> wheres kelevra?
43:00 <Saemon> or kelvara
44:00 <Saemon> whatever it was
44:00 <Saemon> last i heard was that she was in a relationship with mah boy the ninja
44:00 <Sponge> she was a prostitute at a truck stop
44:00 <Picard> she shacked up with johninja
44:00 <Sponge> she's prob in a ditch on the side of the highway somewhere
44:00 <Picard> she had a kid
45:00 <Sponge> she needed to support the chiod
45:00 <Picard> and her drug habbit
46:00 <Saemon> so she used him for his money?
46:00 <Sponge> is pieter ok?
46:00 <Saemon> maneater
46:00 <Picard> lol he had no money
46:00 <Saemon> lol so did she dumped him when she realised that?
46:00 <Saemon> where is johninja anyway?
46:00 <Saemon> i miss him'
47:00 <Picard> no idea
51:00 <DrGore> did pieter od?
51:00 <Picard> hopefully
51:00 <Sponge> is pieter ok?
51:00 <Bradley> Let's hope so
51:00 <DrGore> hope he is ok or hope he od'ed
52:00 <Picard> lol
52:00 <Picard> ask his borther
52:00 <Picard> brother
52:00 <DrGore> are you his brother
52:00 <Picard> stebie
53:00 <DrGore> is that his real brother or log on to irc with a new persona brother
54:00 <Sponge> think it's an assisted reality show
54:00 <Picard> real brother
54:00 <DrGore> oh god
54:00 <DrGore> poor cunt
54:00 <Picard> lol
07:00 <Saemon> well well well
07:00 <Saemon> look is isn't "not here" anymore.
08:00 <simba> i played a bunch of those table top games ,, 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you're a baby
08:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck are you so normal
08:00 <Maurice> Wait, what
08:00 <Maurice> 1990
08:00 <Maurice> :/
08:00 <Bastardly_One> for someone young
08:00 <simba> ive played a lot of arcades tho which i am glad about cos now theyre all goner
08:00 <simba> gone
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah 24 he is
09:00 <Bastardly_One> arent ya?
09:00 <simba> yes Maurice u should stop lyin abot ur age 2 
09:00 <Maurice> I was year 3 in 1990
09:00 <simba> or were u married at 17??????
09:00 <Maurice> I was
09:00 <Bastardly_One> just surprises me all the time 
09:00 <Maurice> He was 47
09:00 <Maurice> It's totes normal
09:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck are you so sane?
09:00 <simba> u r such a lier
09:00 <simba> lol
09:00 <Maurice> Blow me
09:00 <simba> im InSaNE
10:00 <Maurice> But when I actually read 1990 I feel really old, even though theres only 8 yrs diff
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you can be a right royal cunt at times
10:00 <Maurice> Most times*
10:00 <Maurice> No, 9 years
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I see 80s in peoples birthdays
10:00 <simba> its only 12 days into 1990 so there are elements of the 80s thats why
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and feel incredibly old
10:00 <Bastardly_One> always spins me out 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> actually late 70s spins me out too
11:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_QECWI3akQ
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bryan Ferry - Dylanesque - Full Album (Feb 20, 2013) 42:34 - Category: Music - 94,990 views - 321 likes (98.2%), 6 dislikes (1.8%)
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but 80s onwards the birthdates might as well be made up to me 
11:00 <doctor> so very very old b1. i feel old just looking at you
12:00 <simba> u guis r uld
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I've always looks old though
12:00 <simba> doctor is the classic irc user age of 30 isnt he
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I should find some old pics of me ... I've grown into my face
12:00 <Bastardly_One> if that makes sense
12:00 <doctor> close to, few more years
12:00 <Loof> easy to pwn these fuckers playing fps android games against me using on screen buttons when i have a controller :D
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but even doctors question my age
13:00 <doctor> then i'm going to get a wife and kids and a nice suburban house
13:00 <doctor> apparently
13:00 <Bastardly_One> don't do it!
13:00 <Bastardly_One> watch those people shopping
13:00 <Bastardly_One> they're like zombies
13:00 <doctor> lol, yeah I never could
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you can tell one or the other partner is going
14:00 <Bastardly_One> why did I do this again?
15:00 <Maurice> I still look youthful
15:00 <Maurice> Like I'm only 50
15:00 <Bastardly_One> My opinion is stay single and get a cat or a dog
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you're attractive
15:00 <Bastardly_One> now stfu ... no more compliments
16:00 <simba> Maurice can I see how attractive yuo uare
16:00 <Maurice> You've seen me
16:00 <simba> nAh
16:00 <Maurice> Yah
16:00 <Bastardly_One> show the young one of you stoned
16:00 <Maurice> Lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and then the most current one 
16:00 <simba> Dont Remember
16:00 <Bastardly_One> even younger you were doable
16:00 <Maurice> I don't know if I have the stoned one on this lappy
17:00 <Bastardly_One> looked bitchier though 
17:00 <simba> good 1
17:00 <Loof> might cook up a shitload of pasta
17:00 <Bastardly_One> the young one in the blue reminds me of someone 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> still dunno who though
18:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <simba> creepy recollection
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I only need to see pics once
18:00 <Loof> she's making rocky road tomorrow
18:00 <Maurice> That is a bit creepy, coz I forgot I had that singlet on
18:00 <simba> Bastardly_One have u ever killed someone ...
18:00 <Loof> just shadowgate of laughter
18:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe *acts coy*
18:00 <Bastardly_One> what if I have?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> just because I know where all my exes are 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> buried at various locations
19:00 <Bastardly_One> means nothing!
19:00 <Maurice> http://imgur.com/42Z13KX
19:00 <Maurice> That one
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
20:00 <Bastardly_One> remind me of someone in that
20:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno who though
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and then compare it with a current
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and you better hope middle age is nice to you
21:00 <Bastardly_One> or you're fucked
21:00 <Loof> wish i had kabana
21:00 <Maurice> This is my most current https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/431994_10151146646525844_538448080_n.jpg?oh=e863182875003582c85995be3f12f0e9&oe=548B77E1&__gda__=1422967254_0c010473d8379883250800042436ae21
22:00 <Maurice> And I'm pretty much in middle age
22:00 <Maurice> Since I wont live until my 70s
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd make a great stalker yeah?
22:00 <Bradley> You're a bit of alright Maurice
22:00 <Bradley> why are in this shit hole
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I even remembered what you were wearing
22:00 <Maurice> Bradley you flatterer
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <Maurice> Show me your whizzer
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the glasses one is more recent isn't it?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the poking the tongue out one
23:00 <Bradley> pm babe
23:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of taking pics of Esme
23:00 <Bastardly_One> do a new one of yourself
23:00 <Maurice> She's cuter
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but if you think she's ugly 
24:00 <Maurice> She's ugly cute
24:00 <Maurice> Theres a diff
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you were gonna do new shots ages ago
24:00 <Maurice> Shes so ugly she's adorable
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but Auds died on you that day :(
25:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhYBLCPgDqw
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Elvis Presley - Bossa Nova Baby (Remix) (Aug 17, 2011) 3:10 - Category: Music - 40,795 views - 179 likes (98.9%), 2 dislikes (1.1%)
25:00 <Bastardly_One> so annoyed
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't even know why I fell asleep
26:00 <Bastardly_One> last thing I remember I was sitting in the beanbag listening to Clutch
26:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that was it 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the fuckin beanbag
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's been cursed by a cat
26:00 <Bastardly_One> makes you fall asleep soon as you sit in it 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and used to be a cat's favourite sleeping spot
26:00 <Bastardly_One> he vexed it the old cunt
27:00 <Bastardly_One> wait til I see him next
27:00 <Bastardly_One> if he ever gets to say hello without the dog licking him out of the way
28:00 <Bastardly_One> since I don't live there now they fight for attention 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> new pic of me irl
29:00 <Bastardly_One> http://i.imgur.com/Wv7JvDS.gif
30:00 <Bastardly_One> how cute am I?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> possibly the best version of this song 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6tZGfeVF2Y
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nick Cave - The Ship Song (solo piano) (Apr 23, 2013) 3:22 - Category: Music - 17,104 views - 77 likes (96.3%), 3 dislikes (3.8%)
35:00 <Bastardly_One> how can anyone not like this?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
39:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thHx7cdoaAc
39:00 <Bastardly_One> a live version
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds - The Weeping Song HQ (1990) (May 19, 2009) 3:54 - Category: Music - 585,375 views - 2,404 likes (99.1%), 23 dislikes (0.9%)
39:00 <Bastardly_One> sexy
44:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck hasn't covered this? ... a good version 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn1p0CqDFek
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nick Cave Hallelujah (Jun 10, 2010) 9:04 - Category: News & Politics - 303,578 views - 822 likes (98.4%), 13 dislikes (1.6%)
46:00 <Maurice> Do you know you've been talking to yourself for the last 20 mins?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that all?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not very long for me 
46:00 <Maurice> It's been years for me
47:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> someone said this was my theme song the other day
47:00 <Bastardly_One> bit rude
47:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh44QPT1mPE
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Neil Young - Heart Of Gold (Sep 12, 2006) 5:12 - Category: Music - 36,986,080 views - likes (98.1%), 2,355 dislikes (1.9%)
47:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that at old man made them think of me specific
48:00 <Bastardly_One> *that and 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O1v_7T6p8U
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: NEIL YOUNG & CRAZY HORSE - Hey Hey, My My (Into the Black) (Mar 17, 2010) 5:21 - Category: Music - 3,061,967 views - 11,391 likes (98.3%), 192 dislikes (1.7%)
57:00 <Bastardly_One> wb
57:00 <Bonny> ta
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think I've heard/seen a better version of this ... the weather, the steam coming off Bruce, etc
00:00 <Bastardly_One> makes it so atmospheric
00:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSpnO6c_McQ
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bruce Springsteen - The River (Live Glastonbury 2009) (Apr 20, 2010) 6:42 - Category: Music - 508,293 views - 1,510 likes (97.7%), 35 dislikes (2.3%)
07:00 <Saemon> yo
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon's song ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwwuZr6H1LQ
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Insane Clown Posse - ICP - The Little Yellow Bus (Nov 10, 2007) 3:19 - Category: Music - 1,626,715 views - 5, likes (93.8%), 383 dislikes (6.2%)
47:00 <Thoth> What? What? You got a problem with this? Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist
47:00 <Maurice> Shut your whore mouth
48:00 <Thoth> My whore mouth ate your cunt
48:00 <Maurice> Thats pretty hot
50:00 <Thoth> You haven't even seen how I did my hair while I was drunk
50:00 <Thoth> Totes hot
50:00 <Thoth> But you know, yoloth
51:00 <Maurice> I haven't even seen how you didnt do your hair
36:00 <horationullbuilt> prippit
41:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/bgOnw.jpg
45:00 <BlackDevil> this girl is cute http://i.4cdn.org/b/1411666824112.jpg
06:00 <BlackDevil> EARTHQUAKE with preliminary magnitude of 6.1 struck 81 miles NW of Anchorage, Alaska
27:00 <horationullbuilt> []
27:00 <horationullbuilt> thank.
29:00 <TheRiddler> RIP ana_ng
47:00 <lumeah2> Wha
21:00 <Bastardly_One>  .
45:00 <TheRiddler> Ana_Ng how was the earthquake?
50:00 <Ana_Ng> oh hey
50:00 <Ana_Ng> it was a long wave
51:00 <Ana_Ng> about 130 km north of here
52:00 <Ana_Ng> a bit scary, but no big damage 
07:00 <TheRiddler> oh good
58:00 <milk> http://press.anu.edu.au//hrj/2009_02/images/Figure10.1.jpg
09:00 <tech_n9ne> morning 
09:00 <dungbeetle> times up
10:00 <dungbeetle> goal umpire didn't move
10:00 <dungbeetle> so it was a goal!
10:00 <dungbeetle> your score = -6
10:00 <tech_n9ne> wtf dude
10:00 <dungbeetle> back to the centre
10:00 <dungbeetle> rucks go hard at it
10:00 <dungbeetle> spider taps out to harvey
11:00 <dungbeetle> harvey runs on
11:00 <tech_n9ne> lol
11:00 <dungbeetle> he kicks it long
11:00 <tech_n9ne> boomer?
11:00 <dungbeetle> loweeeeeeeee
11:00 <dungbeetle> takes a great contested mark 
11:00 <dungbeetle> 52 out directly in front
11:00 <dungbeetle> hes got a booming left foot
11:00 <dungbeetle> he lines up and kicks
11:00 <dungbeetle> its a .....?
11:00 <tech_n9ne> booming lol
12:00 <dungbeetle> whatya reckon simba, a goal or a point?
12:00 <dungbeetle> quick
12:00 <tech_n9ne> lol simba
12:00 <dungbeetle> times up!
12:00 <dungbeetle> it was a point!
12:00 <dungbeetle> your score - -7
13:00 <dungbeetle> back to the centre
13:00 <dungbeetle> hawks fans not happy
13:00 <dungbeetle> lekkis to brown
13:00 <dungbeetle> brown goes long
13:00 <dungbeetle> great mark by dunstall
13:00 <dungbeetle> 45 out tight angle
13:00 <tech_n9ne> you iiiiidiot
13:00 <dungbeetle> he lines up and kicks
13:00 <dungbeetle> its a ???????
13:00 <tech_n9ne> score
13:00 <dungbeetle> whatya reckon?
13:00 <dungbeetle> a goal or a point?
13:00 <tech_n9ne> goal
14:00 <tech_n9ne> goal
14:00 <dungbeetle> you are wrong!
14:00 <dungbeetle> it was a point!
14:00 <tech_n9ne> lololol
14:00 <tech_n9ne> fuck u
14:00 <dungbeetle> your score - 1
14:00 <dungbeetle> back to the centre
14:00 <dungbeetle> clifford witht he tap
14:00 <dungbeetle> finds mitchell
14:00 <dungbeetle> mitchell decides to run on
14:00 <dungbeetle> hes got a paddock in front of him
15:00 <dungbeetle> hes going to take it all the way
15:00 <dungbeetle> from 50, he kicks
15:00 <dungbeetle> its sailing home
15:00 <tech_n9ne> ablett marks
15:00 <dungbeetle> its a ????
15:00 <tech_n9ne> goal
15:00 <dungbeetle> whatya reckon?
15:00 <dungbeetle> you are wrong!
15:00 <dungbeetle> it was a point!
15:00 <tech_n9ne> fuck off
15:00 <dungbeetle> your score = -2
16:00 <dungbeetle> back to the centre
16:00 <tech_n9ne> u dont go back to centre after a point u moron
16:00 <dungbeetle> hawks fans chanting
16:00 <dungbeetle> umpire blows the whistle
16:00 <dungbeetle> half time at teh G
16:00 <tech_n9ne> u goose
16:00 <dungbeetle> we'll be right back!
17:00 <tech_n9ne> fuck off
21:00 <dungbeetle>  as we head back to the G for the 2nd half
21:00 <dungbeetle>  spider wins teh tap to jones
22:00 <dungbeetle> jones shrugs the tackle and kicks it to the outerside
22:00 <tech_n9ne> off a step
22:00 <dungbeetle>  and we have a throw in 
22:00 <dungbeetle> spider again, finds mooney
22:00 <dungbeetle>  mooney witha  thumping kick to the goal sqaure
22:00 <dungbeetle>  thompsonnnnnnnnnn 
23:00 <dungbeetle> 25 out on the boundry line
23:00 <dungbeetle> this will test him
23:00 <dungbeetle> he lines up and kicks
23:00 <dungbeetle> its a ??............
23:00 <tech_n9ne> point
24:00 <dungbeetle> its a.........
24:00 <dungbeetle> goal!
24:00 <dungbeetle> you are wrong!
24:00 <tech_n9ne> fuk u
24:00 <dungbeetle> your score = -3
25:00 <dungbeetle> you are now disqualified from the tipping competition. Thanks for playing!
25:00 <tech_n9ne> fuck off
28:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/54K5g.jpg
30:00 <tech_n9ne> lol
32:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/YZEBP.jpg
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> that is one huge phat ass
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want to see her butt clap
37:00 <Skirmish> Ban evading are we Panda?  That won't go well for you.
38:00 <Lumeah> Lol
38:00 <Lumeah> Awww why nots. Lpl
40:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/GWSy0.jpg
41:00 <milk> every time you spend money with your credit card, baby hitler cries
46:00 <Mew> Skirmish you legend
47:00 <Skirmish> *flex*
48:00 <Mew> hey blastard
49:00 <Bastardly_One> hey
49:00 <Mew> how's life?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> not too shabby
50:00 <Mew> lufly
11:00 <Bastardly_One> just starting to play a game
11:00 <Mew>  tsk tsk
12:00 <Skirmish> I hope Maurice makes it a perm ban.
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> why
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> you guys troll all the time
12:00 <Mew> flaps crossed
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> we found it lolarious
12:00 <Skirmish> You are ban for a week, you are ban evading. That is why. 
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not evading
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont know how to ban evade..
12:00 <Mew> ...lmao
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> and anyway she cant ban me for a week for nothin
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> you two [as I said] troll me all the time and dont get banned
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> so suck it up you sissys
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> me n dougie found it lolarious.
13:00 <Mew> ooo a new imaginary friend
13:00 <Skirmish> This is like being on irc 15 years ago all over again. 
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> you make it feel that way
14:00 <Skirmish> Listening to childish little comebacks from you takes me back there PandasDontDrive.
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> man up dude, if you're going to dish it, prepare to take it
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool so put me on ignore, problem solved
14:00 <Skirmish> When you get ban again for longer than a week, you remember that statement.
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> check this it, solving my own problem putting you on ignore for once
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> where did they go? where did they go? lelz
15:00 <Mew> Look how much better it is now that you're on pause naaaahhht
16:00 <Skirmish> Panda is the final piece of work to be done. Serenity for rid of all the other mouth breathers ... this is final one and the channel would have a good group of people in it. 
16:00 <Skirmish> got*
18:00 <ShadowLurker> looool
20:00 <Mew> the final boss
20:00 <Mew> leeeeeroooooy jeeeenkiiiiins
20:00 <ShadowLurker> queue boss music
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> !seen steven
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> !seen stevenn
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> `seen stevenn
26:00 <Thoth> `seen pandaleave
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh u too
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> bye
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> so ur names tony ay hahahaha
29:00 <Mew> type 1 if you think #melbourne would benefit from a week with no PandasDontDrive
29:00 <Skirmish> 1
29:00 <Thoth> 1
30:00 <Mew> 1
30:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/PseJH.jpg
30:00 <Mew> O hay
30:00 <TheRiddler> dog licking her pussy :P
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
30:00 <TheRiddler> not really
30:00 <Skirmish> [11:12] <PandasDontDrive> and anyway she cant ban me for a week for nothin    <--------- What was it you were saying Panda?
30:00 <Mew> Omg that is adorable
30:00 <Maurice> Oh yes I can
30:00 <Maurice> And now ban evasion
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not evading
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont know how to evade
31:00 <Maurice> For nothing my fat arse
31:00 <Skirmish> initial ban + evading + poor effort at playing dumb.
31:00 <Maurice> And to think I only logged on to drink milk and kick ass and I've finished my milk
31:00 <Maurice> But really, I only logged on to buy something on ebay
31:00 <Mew> awww yeah
33:00 <Thoth> 11:29 <Thoth> Fuck yes cunt
33:00 <Thoth> 11:29 -!- PandsDontDrive: No such nick/channel
33:00 <Thoth> :(
34:00 <Thoth> oh wait my bad
34:00 <Mew> u silly git
34:00 <Thoth> I'm hungover as fuck
34:00 <Mew> Really??
35:00 <Thoth> $5 spirits and I spent a couple hundred bucks
35:00 <Mew> nice
35:00 <Mew> I'm the best hangover friend 
35:00 <Thoth> You make fatty foods?
36:00 <Mew> Yisss
36:00 <Mew> and I'll get you a blanket and a bucket and I'm totally cool with it if you vom next to me
36:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/ul20D.jpg
37:00 <Thoth> nah you got it all wrong
37:00 <Thoth> just lay in bed next to me, and if I need to vom, I'll put the bucket on your stomach
37:00 <Mew> Noo staying in bed is the worst
38:00 <Thoth> Thats why I'm up
38:00 <Mew> If you don't get up as soon as you open your eyes you're in trub
38:00 <Maurice> (09:37:50) -PandasDontDrive- hahaha you can ban me but i can still watch melbourne HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [11:07] <Mew> and I'll get you a blanket and a bucket and I'm totally cool with it if you vom next to me
38:00 <Maurice> Thats really sad bipolar bear
38:00 <Thoth> Drinking coffee with my yolos
39:00 <Thoth> Is he really banned for a week?
40:00 <Thoth> plz say yes
40:00 <Skirmish> Longer now with evading.
40:00 <Maurice> Yes he is
40:00 <Maurice> And now he's telling me he has a life and i'mfat
40:00 <Maurice> Plus space
40:00 <Maurice> I don't see how noticing me if having a life but whatevs
40:00 <Skirmish> If he had a life he wouldn't live here. 
40:00 <Thoth> ironic, I just told him
41:00 <Thoth> 11:36 <Thoth> Just think you have a whole week to enjoy your friends and movies and the great weather
41:00 <Maurice> (09:41:45) -PandasDontDrive- have a cry about noticing you about not having a life why dont ya hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha
42:00 <mrdanger> no real reason to ban him
43:00 <Maurice> Mind your business, you weren't here
43:00 <mrdanger> fuck up cunt
43:00 <Maurice> Eat a bag of dicks
43:00 <mrdanger> that just reminds me of louis ck 
43:00 <TheRiddler> someone give me movie suggestions
43:00 <mrdanger> im having flashes of differently packaged bags of dick
44:00 <mrdanger> TheRiddler: watch a good one
44:00 <Skirmish> Everyone that believes Panda was unjustly banned type 1. 
44:00 <mrdanger> 1
44:00 <mrdanger> 11111
44:00 <mrdanger> 111111111111111
44:00 <mrdanger> so thats settled then
44:00 <mrdanger> we all know mrdangers opinion is the only one that matters
44:00 <Skirmish> Maybe mrdanger would feel more at home in #cats then.
44:00 <mrdanger> wtf is cats
45:00 <TheRiddler> I'm downloading how to train your dragon 2
45:00 <Skirmish> Go idle there for a while and find out.
45:00 <TheRiddler> how to drain your flagon
45:00 <mrdanger> should i understand that?
45:00 <Skirmish> You will after you have spent a while there. 
45:00 <mrdanger> I think skirmish needs to be banned for that advertising
45:00 <mrdanger> like the old days
46:00 <mrdanger> i dont go to other channels, im pretty universally hated
48:00 <Skirmish> It is the collective safe haven for every mouth breather ever perm banned from here. 
48:00 <mrdanger> sounds like fun
48:00 <mrdanger> politicaldebate was always full of dumb fucks
49:00 <Skirmish> I think cats is worse. 
49:00 <mrdanger> oh well, I feel sorry for josh
49:00 <Skirmish> politicaldebate pick on cats. 
50:00 <Skirmish> Why? 
50:00 <mrdanger> he's clearly been experiencing some worsening mental health issues
50:00 <Skirmish> How is that our problem?
50:00 <mrdanger> and getting banned from here would probably actually upset him
50:00 <mrdanger> because we are a community of sorts, he's been around for years
50:00 <mrdanger> and he wasnt always that nuts
50:00 <mrdanger> he probably needs some help, not a ban from his internet safe haven
51:00 <Skirmish> Maybe being removed from here will motivate him to see help.
51:00 <mrdanger> perhaps, it could also motivate him to self harm though
52:00 <mrdanger> anyway, im off
52:00 <mrdanger> have a pleasant afternoon
52:00 <Skirmish> We could only hope.
52:00 <mrdanger> I don't think its particularly funny
53:00 <Skirmish> Maybe you could PM him with your mobile number and extend your help?
53:00 <mrdanger> nah, I'd not be much help
58:00 <Mew> imagine how angry he'd get watching #melb and not being able to type cos he's such an obvious tard, yer uno? lolarious
58:00 <TheRiddler> ok
59:00 <TheRiddler> I'm also downloading robocrap
59:00 <TheRiddler> because I have yet to see it
59:00 <TheRiddler> and a lesser known 1 called the human race
02:00 <British^Meat> robocarp
03:00 <Skirmish> mew: lol him and dougie probably don't find it so lolarious anymore.
07:00 <Skirmish> lol more ban evading. 
12:00 <British^Meat> lol?
12:00 <British^Meat> he actually banned?
12:00 <Skirmish> Yeah for a week although with these evasions maybe ShadowLurker can help Maurice out to set it for longer.
13:00 <British^Meat> lol oh gawd
13:00 <British^Meat> did he have another episode?
13:00 <Thoth> Just make anyone, anyone at all, an op, because anyone, anyone at all, just want panda banned
13:00 <Skirmish> He is having a break down in pm to me at the moment.
13:00 <Maurice> Being bipolar, he can't understand consequences to his actions
14:00 <Skirmish> Even though I was meant to be on ignore. 
14:00 <Maurice> Its ok, in a week he'll be sucking up my arse again
14:00 <Thoth> Rimmy
14:00 <Thoth> Yum
14:00 <British^Meat> oh, i give it less that that Mauz
14:00 <Maurice> Swings and roundabouts
14:00 <British^Meat> than that
15:00 <Skirmish> He can't let go of this channel
15:00 <Skirmish> [12:10] <paNdiS> I'm not evading
15:00 <Skirmish> [12:10] <paNdiS> she didnt set the ban right
15:00 <Skirmish> [12:10] <paNdiS> i dont know how to evade
15:00 <Mew> lolarious
16:00 <Maurice> What a plonker
16:00 <British^Meat> i feel uneasy with him just sitting here watching us................ :/
17:00 <British^Meat> can u just leave JB?
20:00 <Skirmish> lol he won't leave. He can't leave. This is his life.
21:00 <Thoth> 12:17 <paNdiS> u sooky little cunts
21:00 <Thoth> 12:17 <paNdiS> wah wah wah wah cant take it ahahahahaha
22:00 <Mew> excellent tactic Skirmish
23:00 <Skirmish> He is having a rage out in pm now. 
23:00 <Mew> O hi boredguy28
23:00 <Skirmish> still trying to get a rise out of by trying to insult my fiance. 
23:00 <Mew> were you meant to type baldguy33
23:00 <British^Meat> lol
23:00 <Thoth> I'm amazed we can't take it so much that we're allowing panda to evade
23:00 <Thoth> How stupid of us
24:00 <British^Meat> baldwelshpizzamakerlabourer33
24:00 <Mew> he carries on worse than the trolls that are perm banned
24:00 <Skirmish> 12:21] <paNdiS> get a life and real girlfriend
24:00 <Skirmish> [12:21] <paNdiS> trade in that hog you're butt fucking
24:00 <Skirmish> [12:21] <paNdiS> hahahahahahahahahahahahaha loser
24:00 <Skirmish> [12:21] <Skirmish> lol rage on moron.
24:00 <Mew> LOL bm
24:00 <Thoth> I know I really hate football but can we talk about that instead of panda? It is better
24:00 <Thoth> The washington redskins are a pretty good team aye
24:00 <Maurice> He makes butt fucking sound like a bad thing
25:00 <Mew> its really not
25:00 <Skirmish> He is a virgin. He doesn't know these things.
26:00 <Mew> i love redskins Thoth
27:00 <Thoth> At the pool...
27:00 <Thoth> And sherbert
27:00 <Mew> all of the things
28:00 <Thoth> And sex in the spa because thats totes hygenic
28:00 <Skirmish> $1 of  redskins used to be like 50 when I was a youngin. 
28:00 <Thoth> 10c
28:00 <Skirmish> The corner store would wrap them up in Newspaper for me. 2c each Thoth. 
29:00 <Thoth> Oh how good was the corner store aye
29:00 <Skirmish> Was awesome. 
29:00 <Thoth> Now they only exist near the city, and they're 7/11's
29:00 <Thoth> Gayer than aids
29:00 <Skirmish> I found $5 on the way to it one day. I thought I had won lotto.  11yo, $5, knowing that would get me 5kg of lollies. 
29:00 <Mew> the first time I fucked ben it was in a steam room right near a spa, is that hygienic?
29:00 <Mew> steamy titties in the face
30:00 <Skirmish> Well I've got wood ... 
30:00 <Mew> oh
30:00 <Thoth> Well apparently it is
30:00 <Thoth> However part of that moisture came from a sweaty old dudes ass
30:00 <Mew> LOL
30:00 <Mew> delish
31:00 <Thoth> I got banned from the pool with an ex, cause we kept having sex everywhere
31:00 <Thoth> lel
31:00 <simba> lol***
31:00 <Mew> it wasn't one that's open to the public it was in a wanky apartment complex but there would be at least one sweaty old dude
32:00 <Thoth> Lame
32:00 <Thoth> Just pop out a tit in public
32:00 <Skirmish> Rewted in 3 pools in my day. 2 public pools and 1 private.
33:00 <Skirmish> One was on a raaf base and there was nobody else around at this particular time. 
33:00 <Thoth> Which RAAF?
34:00 <Mew> was it with a RAAF guy?
34:00 <Skirmish> half english half thai hotty. 
34:00 <Thoth> Nice none the less
34:00 <Mew> ooo nice
34:00 <Skirmish> Thoth: Williamtown Mew: No. 
34:00 <Mew> Toight
34:00 <Skirmish> She wore a yellow bikini.  Was hawt as. I had to tap it. 
34:00 <Thoth> Its acceptable in the ADF anyway
34:00 <Thoth> At HMAS Albetros all teh guys just have sex with each other in the pool
35:00 <Mew> was it polka dot?
35:00 <Skirmish> no just solid yellow.
35:00 <Mew> dang
35:00 <Skirmish> She sticks in my mind because her ex rang her once, so I started finger banging her. She orgasmed on the phone to him. He was mega pissed and hunted me for a while. 
35:00 <Thoth> Yellow is pretty hot. Red is the other colour that apparently suggests a chick is sexually available
35:00 <Skirmish> Would just stare at me from a distance.
36:00 <Skirmish> She was very easy to stimulate. 
36:00 <Thoth> lel what a wimp
36:00 <Skirmish> My little thai fuck machine. 
36:00 <Mew> halfies are always hot
37:00 <Mew> like ridiculously hot
37:00 <Thoth> Nicki Minaj?
37:00 <Skirmish> Last I heard she had hooked up with a british sailor on a visiting ship and married him. 
38:00 <Mew> loves the thailorz
38:00 <Skirmish> I left her to hook up with Miranda. Miranda was 19 with titties like Mews .... is Mews are also F cups. 
38:00 <Mew> nah mine are e's
38:00 <Mew> Ezpz
38:00 <Skirmish> We didn't last long because every time I seen her I just wanted to fuck her. 
41:00 <Maurice> And on that note, naptime for me
41:00 <Mew> faptime
41:00 <Skirmish> lunch time. 
41:00 <Thoth> plz bring chiko roll
42:00 <Thoth> plz
42:00 <Mew> I still don't know if I like chiko rolls
42:00 <Thoth> Are you even Australian m8
42:00 <Thoth> I suppose you could just keep eating them until you decide
43:00 <Mew> i think i enjoy it but i don't really at the same time
43:00 <Mew> life is confusing
43:00 <Mew> halp
44:00 <TheRiddler> it's got a weird aftertaste
44:00 <TheRiddler> I preffer cornjacks
45:00 <milk> too much seafood sauce?
45:00 <Thoth> Yea that weird aftertaste is the best part. Its from the minced chicken hearts
46:00 <Thoth> Just have a mug of whisky and stop being such a girl
47:00 <Mew> the what
53:00 <simba> the jazz
56:00 <psYbR> LOL wow
56:00 <psYbR> Skirmish> Thoth: Williamtown
56:00 <psYbR> I've done it in that pool
56:00 <psYbR> air force chick
58:00 <Mew> imagine if you guys.. Swam in each others love wee
59:00 <milk> was it yours or the general morass?
01:00 <tech_n9ne> lol
01:00 <tech_n9ne> sup losers
02:00 <simba> be respectful to your class superiors
11:00 <Thoth> so panda is a cunt
09:00 <Bastardly_One> this game isn't too bad 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> now I've testing most characters I'll restart on Barbarian
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Diablo III
10:00 <ishmael> b1 I need some phone numbers
10:00 <ishmael> need to buy pingaz
25:00 <Owen> I need to buy some niggaz.
27:00 <Thoth> Why? They don't do shit
27:00 <Thoth> in 60,000 years all they ever did was dreamtime
12:00 <Digerati> yo ppl's sup
29:00 <tech_n9ne> sup
29:00 <Digerati> moving to SA
29:00 <tech_n9ne> fuck that
29:00 <Digerati> join a old hippys group
30:00 <tech_n9ne> nah
30:00 <Digerati> i am 50
30:00 <tech_n9ne> u old fucker
30:00 <Digerati> getting old
30:00 <Digerati> i like the peace in SA
30:00 <Mew> did u have a midlife crisis Digi?
30:00 <tech_n9ne> u like the dope
30:00 <Digerati> it is the most quiet state
30:00 <Digerati> that too :)
30:00 <tech_n9ne> lolol
31:00 <Digerati> hehehe
31:00 <Digerati> ;)
31:00 <Digerati> toke dat shit
31:00 <tech_n9ne> nah
31:00 <Digerati> 150 for an ounce is cheap in SA
31:00 <tech_n9ne> fark
31:00 <Digerati> an ounce can last me for a year
31:00 <tech_n9ne> thats cheap
31:00 <tech_n9ne> lol a year
32:00 <Digerati> when you only have 3 cones a day, it will ast that long
32:00 <Digerati> trust me
32:00 <Digerati> 1 cig to a gram
33:00 <Digerati> friggin heaps, sometimes 13 months
34:00 <Digerati> it's enough to get you to eat
34:00 <Digerati> i only like subway vegetarian subs
34:00 <Digerati> sometimes rare that i put salami in it
35:00 <Digerati> qld has good houses too
35:00 <Digerati> just looking for cheap real estate
36:00 <Digerati> you can get a decent 2 bedroom apartment in SA for a bit over 100k
36:00 <Digerati> in qld is over the 150k mark
36:00 <Digerati> plus qld is so remote
36:00 <bee_girl> depends where in qld
36:00 <bee_girl> remote?
37:00 <bee_girl> remote from SA :)
37:00 <Digerati> well, we are talking 5km out of the cbd behhh
37:00 <Digerati> sa is good
37:00 <Digerati> near the beach too
37:00 <Digerati> sa has excellent weather
38:00 <Digerati> heaps better than fkn melb
38:00 <bee_girl> im not beh!
38:00 <bee_girl> ugh
38:00 <Digerati> ok
38:00 <Digerati> but yeah
38:00 <Digerati> sa is nice
38:00 <Digerati> all the hippys move to SA :)
39:00 <Digerati> all the crims move to qld :)
39:00 <Digerati> perth is an option but damn cold weather
40:00 <Digerati> hobart is daft
40:00 <Digerati> and syd or canb is out of the fkn question
40:00 <Digerati> syd is like melb, even worse
40:00 <Digerati> SA is the best option
41:00 <Maurice> Perth weather isn't that cold
41:00 <Digerati> during the winter perth is too cold
41:00 <Maurice> Today is a sunny 22 degrees
41:00 <Digerati> qld would be nice during the winter
42:00 <Maurice> I'd be more concerned about our summer than our winter
42:00 <Digerati> tasmania is the best for the summer
42:00 <Digerati> not too hot
42:00 <Thoth> TAS is nice if you're a true sportsman
43:00 <Digerati> i don't sports fairly :)
43:00 <Digerati> i don't play sports fairly
43:00 <Digerati> cricket is my game
44:00 <Digerati> doubt they play cricket in tas
44:00 <Thoth> Yes, Tasmania, the native land of the cricket field. Thats exactly what I meant
45:00 <Digerati> rofl
46:00 <Thoth> I did mean the traditional meaning of sportsman, ie. a hunter
46:00 <Owen> Tasmania is awesome in most ways :) I love that place.
46:00 <Digerati> how the fuck do you change the background on mirc 4.0 ?
46:00 <Thoth> Format and install linux?
46:00 <Digerati> lol
46:00 <Owen> I dont know. Consult your Windows 3.11 manual
47:00 <Digerati> lmfao
47:00 <Thoth> I'm like O M G
47:00 <Digerati> this is win7
47:00 <Owen> But mIRC 4.0?
47:00 <Digerati> it's freeware
47:00 <Digerati> dont need to register it
47:00 <Digerati> after 4.0 it became shareware
48:00 <Digerati> dont believe in cracking
48:00 <Owen> So why dont you use something like irssi or xchat or something?
48:00 <Owen> Or dou need the infamous trout?
48:00 <Digerati> mhmm
49:00 <Digerati> it works well in win8 too
54:00 <Digerati> simba, hi man
54:00 <Digerati> doctor
12:00 <tech_n9ne> lol
14:00 <Thoth> leluled etc.
45:00 <AFL_Stars> he kicks it long to cousins
46:00 <AFL_Stars> ben cousins looking for options, decides to take them on
46:00 <AFL_Stars> he runs on
46:00 <AFL_Stars> towards the 50 takes another bounce
46:00 <AFL_Stars> he kiks towards goal
46:00 <AFL_Stars> its sailing home
46:00 <AFL_Stars> its a ......?
47:00 <AFL_Stars> win $500 if you gues 3 consecutive correct scoring shots 
47:00 <AFL_Stars> its a ......?
49:00 <Fez> Miss
49:00 <AFL_Stars> you are wrong!
49:00 <AFL_Stars> i was a goal!
53:00 <stevenn> awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
56:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2768117/Sushi-lover-s-entire-body-left-riddled-tapeworm-parasites-eating-contaminated-sashimi.html
08:00 <matrix> Hello DemonsRun
08:00 <matrix> Hope you had a good day
09:00 <DemonsRun> hi hi
09:00 <DemonsRun> i have, wbu?
30:00 <matrix> Yeah good day here
30:00 <matrix> Sorry for the delay.  Doing a few things at once
33:00 <frayedknot> a good old-fashioned netsplit
33:00 <matrix> Haven't had one of them in a while
33:00 <frayedknot> indeed
34:00 <matrix> Thought the traffic on AustNet would be too low now
34:00 <matrix> Might be a planned server outage
35:00 <matrix> I remember trying to run an irc server on a 56kbps link many moons ago
35:00 <matrix> That was painful lol
35:00 <matrix> At least it was synchronous though.  It was 56kbps up and down
37:00 <matrix> Was good when ISDN finally came to town.  Then I could get synchronous 64kbps single channel
37:00 <matrix> Or 96 if I wanted to pay a fortune for dual channel
38:00 <matrix> Don't ask me me why it wasn't double 64.   Just the way it worked
38:00 <matrix> Oh ffs I better shut up.   I am almost as bad as pandas
41:00 <FredFlinstone> wb
42:00 <matrix> Always a pleasure lol
42:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
48:00 <TheRon> Grand final eve
48:00 <TheRon> Woo hoo
48:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
48:00 <FredFlinstone> carn the hawkers
48:00 <TheRon> Beers?
48:00 <FredFlinstone> nah that was last night
48:00 <TheRon> Swans by 3 goals
48:00 <FredFlinstone> going to the Mail Echange tomorrow
48:00 <FredFlinstone> hope not
48:00 <TheRon> Nice
49:00 <FredFlinstone> should be use up my birthday points
49:00 <FredFlinstone> mate wasnt happy about going there
49:00 <FredFlinstone> its so friggin easy
49:00 <FredFlinstone> off the train bang you are there
49:00 <FredFlinstone> anyway I insisted
49:00 <FredFlinstone> we get one free meal
49:00 <TheRon> I'm in Geelong ATM
49:00 <FredFlinstone> where?
50:00 <FredFlinstone> at that pub
50:00 <TheRon> Bro s place they're at the gym
50:00 <FredFlinstone> across the road from kardinnia
50:00 <FredFlinstone> oh i see
50:00 <TheRon> North shore
50:00 <FredFlinstone> yes I know
50:00 <FredFlinstone> other side
51:00 <FredFlinstone> I told you I boought my van from down there
51:00 <TheRon> Yes
51:00 <FredFlinstone> well Mewcomb
51:00 <FredFlinstone> Newcomb lol
51:00 <FredFlinstone> bout a new self inflatable mattress today
51:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck that piece of rock I have
52:00 <FredFlinstone> slab
52:00 <TheRon> The wife gonna test it out?
52:00 <FredFlinstone> used my birfday money
52:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah right
52:00 <FredFlinstone> on her own perhaps
52:00 <FredFlinstone> I got to like the stout last night
52:00 <FredFlinstone> had 3 stubbies
53:00 <TheRon> I thought the definition of a marriage was sex on tap
53:00 <FredFlinstone> somes
53:00 <FredFlinstone> not mine
53:00 <TheRon> Damn
53:00 <FredFlinstone> more like sex ix crap
53:00 <TheRon> All out of love
54:00 <FredFlinstone> but as my best man said at the wedding " you need to try it at least once" lol
54:00 <FredFlinstone> he is divorced ahahahaha
54:00 <TheRon> Lol
55:00 <FredFlinstone> I thought that was funny
55:00 <FredFlinstone> and apt
55:00 <FredFlinstone> so y9ou staying the nioght at your bros?
55:00 <TheRon> Sunday
56:00 <FredFlinstone> okies
56:00 <FredFlinstone> be a massive hangover you think?
56:00 <TheRon> Maybe
56:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
56:00 <FredFlinstone> no maybe
56:00 <FredFlinstone> he have a drink or three?
56:00 <TheRon> Half a bottle of scotch
56:00 <TheRon> And some beer
56:00 <FredFlinstone> thats all?
56:00 <FredFlinstone> oh ok
57:00 <FredFlinstone> I drink a bottle when I drink scotch
57:00 <TheRon> Do some shopping in the morn
57:00 <FredFlinstone> for sure
57:00 <FredFlinstone> take the trailer
57:00 <FredFlinstone> looooooooooool
57:00 <TheRon> Gotta be drunk for Tom jones
57:00 <FredFlinstone> why?
57:00 <FredFlinstone> he os good
58:00 <TheRon> Enhance the experience
58:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
58:00 <FredFlinstone> mums partner didnt know who Ed Sheeran was
58:00 <TheRon> Drunken sing a long to Delilah
58:00 <FredFlinstone> this might be interesting they are going to sing a duet apparently
58:00 <TheRon> I don't really either
58:00 <FredFlinstone> oh hes great
58:00 <FredFlinstone> a ranga
59:00 <TheRon> Like Hugh off utopia
59:00 <FredFlinstone> you would know his songs
59:00 <TheRon> Probably
59:00 <FredFlinstone> the soundtrack from the last Hobbitt movie
59:00 <FredFlinstone> and hwaps more of course
59:00 <FredFlinstone> heaps
59:00 <TheRon> I knew birds of Tokyo songs I was surprised
00:00 <FredFlinstone> yes they just look weird
00:00 <FredFlinstone> its all about da bass
00:00 <FredFlinstone> da bass
00:00 <FredFlinstone> no trouble
01:00 <TheRon> Stevie wonder
01:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
01:00 <TheRon> Very superstitious 
01:00 <FredFlinstone> have you seen his new girlfriend?
01:00 <TheRon> nope
01:00 <FredFlinstone> neither has he LOLLLLLL
01:00 <TheRon> Well......
02:00 <FredFlinstone> thats an oldie
02:00 <FredFlinstone> I think hawks are friggin silly playing cyril
02:00 <TheRon> If it comes off its genius
03:00 <FredFlinstone> doubt they never have before
03:00 <TheRon> Swans will win
03:00 <FredFlinstone> no!
03:00 <FredFlinstone> go hawkers
03:00 <TheRon> Yes!
03:00 <FredFlinstone> NO! lol
03:00 <TheRon> Yep
03:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahaha
03:00 <FredFlinstone> NO!
04:00 <TheRon> I watched the footy show last night
04:00 <FredFlinstone> good for you
04:00 <FredFlinstone> I was outside drinkin
04:00 <TheRon> David rodan was on
04:00 <FredFlinstone> and in front of the fire
04:00 <FredFlinstone> and?
04:00 <FredFlinstone> he was singing
05:00 <TheRon> He can dance a bit
05:00 <FredFlinstone> I know
05:00 <FredFlinstone> he is on every year
05:00 <TheRon> Luke ball kept up
05:00 <FredFlinstone> really?
05:00 <TheRon> Yep
05:00 <FredFlinstone> well there you go
05:00 <TheRon> He can go too
05:00 <FredFlinstone> wouldnt think that
06:00 <TheRon> Brownless was in the revue
06:00 <FredFlinstone> brainless
06:00 <TheRon> Yeah him
06:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
06:00 <FredFlinstone> he is funny
06:00 <FredFlinstone> I like Billy
06:00 <TheRon> Pub dancing to Bon jovi
07:00 <FredFlinstone> apparently he likes a beer
07:00 <TheRon> He does love a frothie
08:00 <FredFlinstone> yes thats what he call em
08:00 <TheRon> Marvin Gaye - ain't no mountain high enough
08:00 <FredFlinstone> woohoo
09:00 <TheRon> Best version
09:00 <FredFlinstone> yes isnt bad
09:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to Ain't No Mountain High Enough by Marvin Gaye*
09:00 <TheRon> Nice
09:00 <FredFlinstone> hehehehehe
10:00 <TheRon> This should so be a long weekend
10:00 <FredFlinstone> now my fave Gaye song
10:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye*
10:00 <FredFlinstone> god I used to gyrate the hips to this one
11:00 <TheRon> The wife like it?
11:00 <FredFlinstone> used to 
12:00 <FredFlinstone> I will play her song next
12:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to It Should Have Been Me by Yvonne Fair*
12:00 <TheRon> The bitch is back?
12:00 <FredFlinstone> the album is calle
12:00 <FredFlinstone> d yes
12:00 <FredFlinstone> black actually
13:00 <FredFlinstone> Elton had a song called the bich is back
13:00 <TheRon> Yes
14:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to Cold Hard Bitch by JET*
14:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahahahahhaa
14:00 <TheRon> That works
14:00 <FredFlinstone> it does
15:00 <FredFlinstone> they played at the GF when you won
15:00 <FredFlinstone> against port
15:00 <TheRon> Well she was just 17, and you know what I mean.......
15:00 <FredFlinstone> and before too long I fell in love with her
15:00 <FredFlinstone> I wouldnt dance with another
16:00 <TheRon> Yep
16:00 <FredFlinstone> and I saw her standing there
16:00 <TheRon> Great tune
16:00 <FredFlinstone> not many alive in here
16:00 <FredFlinstone> zombies methinks
17:00 <TheRon> Must be getting ready for gf day
17:00 <FredFlinstone> perhaps
17:00 <TheRon> Simba?
17:00 <FredFlinstone> it isnt here
17:00 <TheRon> Serenity?
17:00 <TheRon> Mew?
17:00 <FredFlinstone> nup
18:00 <FredFlinstone> vagina is here
18:00 <TheRon> swans to win
18:00 <TheRiddler> I tipped swans by 7
18:00 <FredFlinstone> i reckon it might go down to the wire
18:00 <TheRon> I'm a soul man
19:00 <FredFlinstone> you are?
19:00 <TheRon> Yes
19:00 <FredFlinstone> hehehehehe
19:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont mind a piece of Sole
19:00 <TheRon> Jack for the medal
19:00 <FredFlinstone> gunston?
19:00 <TheRon> Kieran
19:00 <FredFlinstone> or nnorman
20:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks
20:00 <TheRon> Cool the pet snake is moving around
20:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no
21:00 <ShadowLurker> trouser snake
21:00 <TheRon> No carpet snake
22:00 <FredFlinstone> MV tonight
22:00 <TheRon> The temptations - get ready
22:00 <FredFlinstone> cos here I come
22:00 <TheRon> In on my way
23:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/wUrtC.jpg
24:00 <TheRon> She loves you yeah yeah yeah
25:00 <zaim> http://i.imgur.com/qJcl2LA.jpg
25:00 <zaim> TheRiddler.. nsfw man. ive got parents who live with me
26:00 <TheRon> I love beers
28:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/K4SIZ.jpg I cant help but find amusing
28:00 <dung_beetle> whats so funny about that?
29:00 <ness> hey mofos
29:00 <TheRon> Hello
30:00 <dung_beetle> hey father fucker
30:00 <dung_beetle> DemonsRun is a loser
31:00 <TheRon> Hall and Oates - make my dreams
31:00 <ness> lol
31:00 <TheRon> Cheers
31:00 <ness> im looking for a dilf
32:00 <koalabeer> *cough* skank *cough*
32:00 <TheRon> I'm looking for anybody willing to fuck me
33:00 <TheRon> New concept for some I know
33:00 <ness> i have a date otherwise TheRon i would cocktease u for a bit
33:00 <Vagisil> ballz
33:00 <TheRon> A date?
33:00 <dung_beetle> TheRon, guys included?
33:00 <ness> yeah
34:00 <TheRon> What's the date?
34:00 <TheRon> Pug shooting, monster trucks?
34:00 <TheRon> Pig
35:00 <ness> the guy from last week
35:00 <TheRon> Long walk on the beach, even longer Dutch oven?
35:00 <ness> i was thinking about a beach walk
36:00 <ness> isnt a dutch oven - farting in bed under covers?
37:00 <TheRon> Well yes
37:00 <TheRon> So he's a classy guy?
38:00 <ness> who would do that on a date?
38:00 <TheRon> Guys
39:00 <TheRon> No Dutch oven on a date?
39:00 <ness> not this guy
39:00 <TheRon> Learning new things all the time
39:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
40:00 <FredFlinstone> geez what did I miss not much I think
40:00 <TheRon> When a man loves a woman, can't keep his mind on nothing else.....
41:00 <FredFlinstone> great song!
41:00 <TheRon> Awesome
41:00 <FredFlinstone> a classic
41:00 <dung_beetle> yo sound like a downsyndrome cretin THERON
42:00 <FredFlinstone> and what do dung beatles do?
42:00 <TheRon> Down's syndrome
42:00 <FredFlinstone> by memory they eat shit
43:00 <TheRon> Carry on my wayward son, there'll be peace when you are done
43:00 <FredFlinstone> indeedy
44:00 <TheRon> Kansas
45:00 <TheRon> Ness what's the perfect date?
45:00 <ness> im pretty simply
45:00 <ness> just some quiet time
45:00 <ness> movie
46:00 <TheRon> Bloke doesn't frat?
46:00 <TheRon> Fart?
46:00 <ness> well hopefully not, hopefully i don't fart
46:00 <TheRon> It's natural
47:00 <TheRon> Bridget jones diary?
47:00 <TheRon> Love actually?
47:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no you dont fart on a date
47:00 <TheRon> Jotting hill?
47:00 <TheRon> Notting hill
48:00 <TheRon> Second date?
48:00 <ness> um  not sure about rom coms
48:00 <FredFlinstone> no
48:00 <TheRon> Die hard?
48:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
48:00 <TheRiddler> porn
48:00 <FredFlinstone> very romantic
49:00 <ness> no
49:00 <FredFlinstone> yes anal sex lol
49:00 <Vagisil> man
49:00 <FredFlinstone> or double penetration
49:00 <ness> lol
49:00 <Vagisil> wot to do 
49:00 <TheRon> Ben e king - stand by me
49:00 <ness> question
49:00 <FredFlinstone> mew has arrived!
49:00 <ness> how many of u request anal on first date
49:00 <TheRon> Tits out now mew
50:00 <FredFlinstone> such a question ness
50:00 <Mew> oh my god whoever said my mate john has a baby on the way last night was right
50:00 <TheRon> I just hope for a second date
50:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
50:00 <Mew> I just got sent a ss on fb of Mel saying she's up the duff again
50:00 <Mew> O_O
50:00 <FredFlinstone> wow
50:00 <stevenn> deep
50:00 <TheRon> John?
50:00 <FredFlinstone> yes?
50:00 <Mew> Johninja
51:00 <ness> johnninja
51:00 <TheRon> Dark
51:00 <ness> really
51:00 <TheRon> Fark
51:00 <Mew> yup
51:00 <TheRon> Babies are like beer
51:00 <Thoth> and den
51:00 <Vagisil> even though hes a caveman youd think he could spell is fuckin name right
51:00 <Mew> She said *** is 10mo and I'm up the duff again 
51:00 <TheRon> You can't just stop at one
51:00 <Thoth> You know I'm such a talented cook. I'm going to instagram this shit
51:00 <Thoth> I made hotdogs earlier
52:00 <FredFlinstone> I could have
52:00 <Thoth> of course they went cold while I took photos of it
52:00 <Mew> Omg what's ur insta
52:00 <TheRon> I feel nice sugar and spice
52:00 <ness> goumet hotdogs?
52:00 <Thoth> nah
52:00 <Vagisil> unless you started off by killing a cow... making hotdogs isnt talented
52:00 <TheRon> So nice so nice I got you
52:00 <Thoth> I got the $2 frankfurts from aldi
52:00 <ness> llo;
52:00 <matrix> Doubt there is any cow in hotdogs
52:00 <matrix> But anyway
53:00 <FredFlinstone> cow poo perhaps
53:00 <matrix> Mostly.pork by - products aren't they
53:00 <Thoth> nah
53:00 <Thoth> cow brains
53:00 <TheRon> Cow intestines
53:00 <Mew> where the hell is faux 
53:00 <Thoth> I like eating brains of things, like chiko rolls
53:00 <matrix> Mew it's Friday night
53:00 <FredFlinstone> no one is here tonight
53:00 <matrix> Maybe she's out
53:00 <Mew> yeh but :(
53:00 <TheRon> I feel good I knew that I would now
53:00 <matrix> I know sucks being stuck on irc Friday nights
54:00 <Thoth> fuck that aye, going out on a friday
54:00 <Thoth> I got fishing tomorrow
54:00 <FredFlinstone> go out then
54:00 <Mew> I literally just came on to gossip lol
54:00 <FredFlinstone> or get smashed
54:00 <Thoth> I'm going to do a whole lot of shut the fuck up.
54:00 <matrix> Who would wanna go out when you can be here
54:00 <matrix> Lol
54:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
54:00 <FredFlinstone> ME!
54:00 <Loof> mew i thought they split up
54:00 <TheRon> La la la lumba
54:00 <TheRon> Lumumba
54:00 <FredFlinstone> henrietta?
54:00 <TheRon> Yes
54:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/gNIGV.jpg wtf
54:00 <FredFlinstone> oh whatever its name is
55:00 <Mew> Maybe they did but she's having his baby now
55:00 <FredFlinstone> he is a girl I am sure
55:00 <Mew> Imagine that
55:00 <TheRon> Carlton?
55:00 <Mew> Two irc  daddies bailing
55:00 <FredFlinstone> nope
55:00 <FredFlinstone> we dont need him says Mick
55:00 <TheRon> Second best pies player
55:00 <FredFlinstone> we have enough of those
55:00 <Loof> dayum
55:00 <FredFlinstone> but seems you can never have enough on ballers at Carlton
55:00 <matrix> Oh god what did I just look at
56:00 <FredFlinstone> porn?
56:00 <TheRon> Beams to bris
56:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
56:00 <matrix> That link that was pasted
56:00 <matrix> Disturbing......
56:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my was that a chook?
57:00 <Thoth> I bought a new fillet knife today too... to use when telling people to shut the fuck up.
57:00 <Loof> how far along is she mew?
57:00 <Thoth> I figure its not actually about fish anymore
57:00 <TheRon> Percy sledge - you really got a hold on me
57:00 <Mew> Not sure she just said up the duff again
57:00 <Loof> ah k
57:00 <Loof> wonder why we dont see em
57:00 <Loof> hope they aren't avoiding me lol
57:00 <dung_beetle> your a fuckwit riddler, that wasnt even funny
57:00 <TheRon> They fucking?
58:00 <Loof> i seemed to bring them bad luck
58:00 <Mew> Cos now she's got john in her grip he won't be allowed out lol
58:00 <Loof> haha
58:00 <Loof> funny shit
58:00 <Loof> bbl
58:00 <TheRon> She got hand?
58:00 <Mew> id say so
59:00 <Mew> she's got mental instability and woe is me on her side
59:00 <Mew> ain't no man getting outta dere
59:00 <matrix> Ok I am outta here
59:00 <TheRon> Too early for bee gees?
59:00 <matrix> Ciao
59:00 <Mew> cyu
59:00 <FredFlinstone> way
59:00 <TheRon> My bad
00:00 <Mew> Lol Fred
00:00 <FredFlinstone> you need to be pissed as
00:00 <Vagisil> VAGINA RECLINDER YEAH
00:00 <TheRon> Stayin alive
00:00 <FredFlinstone> then point to the sky
00:00 <FredFlinstone> collar up
00:00 <Vagisil> cant decide what to do for the fuckin holidays
00:00 <FredFlinstone> thrust your pelvis
00:00 <TheRon> Fuck?
00:00 <Vagisil> lol
00:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
00:00 <FredFlinstone> your hand?
01:00 <FredFlinstone> go on a 4WD safari
01:00 <FredFlinstone> something diff lol
01:00 <TheRon> Pick up transients and fuck them?
01:00 <FredFlinstone> at Halls Creek
01:00 <FredFlinstone> hang gliding?
01:00 <FredFlinstone> para sailing?
02:00 <FredFlinstone> or just para
02:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
02:00 <Mew> kayaking
02:00 <Mew> fishing charter
02:00 <FredFlinstone> in the bath
02:00 <TheRon> Sex in a tub doesn't work
02:00 <Mew> in the shower
02:00 <FredFlinstone> nah 
02:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
02:00 <FredFlinstone> too dry
02:00 <Mew> It does in the shower
02:00 <FredFlinstone> nope
02:00 <Mew> YES
02:00 <FredFlinstone> washes everythig away
02:00 <Mew> it does
03:00 <Thoth> Why is Panadol white?
03:00 <FredFlinstone> not here it doesnt sorry
03:00 <Thoth> Because it works.
03:00 <TheRon> No cleaning after
03:00 <Mew> I've got a constant supply
03:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
03:00 <FredFlinstone> geez 
03:00 <FredFlinstone> juice bucket
03:00 <Vagisil> lol
03:00 <Mew> Have you had cum on you in the shower? It grips onto your skin
03:00 <Mew> such a weird feeling
03:00 <Vagisil> thats wot its supposed to do
04:00 <Mew> I know but its so weird
04:00 <TheRon> Mew I just aim right
04:00 <FredFlinstone> or left?
04:00 <TheRon> Depending
04:00 <Vagisil> nah every so often u gotta show em whos boss and cover em in it
04:00 <FredFlinstone> where she is standing
04:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
04:00 <TheRon> I'm on the highway to hell
04:00 <FredFlinstone> we know that
05:00 <FredFlinstone> found this grouse local cafe today
05:00 <FredFlinstone> $8 for a chicken scnitzel
05:00 <FredFlinstone> awesome
06:00 <FredFlinstone> in a watcha ma call it
08:00 <TheRon> What becomes of the broken hearted?
09:00 <FredFlinstone> need some epoxy glue
09:00 <Mew> 2 part heart fixer uperer
10:00 <Vagisil> farted
11:00 <TheRon> Hall and Oates - righ girl
11:00 <TheRon> Rich girl
12:00 <TheRon> Go swans
12:00 <FredFlinstone> Go Hawkers
13:00 <dung_beetle> if the Hawks win, there will be a terrorist attack on the MCG
13:00 <dung_beetle> warning!
13:00 <TheRon> Bennie and the jets
15:00 <Vagisil> man this sucks
16:00 <TheRon> You suck
16:00 <TheRon> Making no effort
17:00 <Vagisil> lol
17:00 <Vagisil> cant decide waht 4x4 to buy
17:00 <TheRon> Ask Fred
17:00 <Vagisil> cant decide where to go on holiday (partly because we need a 4x4)
17:00 <TheRon> I just can't help you
17:00 <Owen> Just get a new Sahara
18:00 <Owen> That's what all the guys at work seem to be driving.
18:00 <Vagisil> if i was gonna pay 140k for a 4x4.. id get an oka.
18:00 <Owen> Its a bitch to park.
18:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah real cheap too
18:00 <Mew> What's your actual price range? How far are you willing to travel?
18:00 <TheRon> Nissan pathfinder?
18:00 <Owen> I hate trying to park next to them
18:00 <Vagisil> yeh im thinking TI550 pathfinder
18:00 <Owen> My honda civic isnt the smallest car :/
18:00 <Vagisil> I really want an 06 ST-L 4.2 Patrol
18:00 <Vagisil> but too much money wanted for em and u cant get the dashs replaced free any more
18:00 <Mew> Vagisil and his zebra wouldn't fit in a Honda civic lmao
19:00 <Vagisil> we fit in a 2000 honda prelude just fine thanks :)
19:00 <TheRon> Gary jules - mad world
19:00 <Vagisil> and a getz... #FYI
19:00 <Owen> We have a family wagon
19:00 <Mew> owww dat scrape
19:00 <Owen> 2011 Ford Focus
19:00 <FredFlinstone> if I had unlimited money I would get a Prado
19:00 <Vagisil> yeah upper budget is prob 60k
19:00 <Vagisil> but id rather spend 5k :P
19:00 <TheRon> Mew taking an interest tomorrow?
20:00 <FredFlinstone> they are a nice car
20:00 <Mew> what's tomorrow
20:00 <FredFlinstone> saturday
20:00 <TheRon> Gf
20:00 <Vagisil> i like mechanical indirect injection.. thats my main prob
20:00 <Mew> ohhh I like saturdays
20:00 <Vagisil> so like.. 2.8 rodeo... 4.2 patrol... etc
20:00 <Vagisil> and we are bullshit remote.. dont need engine management issues
20:00 <Vagisil> fuckin sucks
21:00 <FredFlinstone> get a scooter?
21:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
21:00 <Vagisil> LOL
21:00 <TheRon> Mew getting them out and painting the brown and gold!
21:00 <FredFlinstone> oh now
21:00 <Vagisil> suzuki jimny is high on the list
21:00 <Mew> ew those are terrible colours
21:00 <FredFlinstone> one tit brown one tit gold
21:00 <FredFlinstone> they are
21:00 <TheRon> Classy
22:00 <Owen> We've just switched for Ford Rangers at work.
22:00 <Mew> frayedso
22:00 <dung_beetle> stop driving fucking cars and polluting this earth 
22:00 <Owen> They must be pretty good for remote shit
22:00 <TheRon> Play that funky music white boy
22:00 <stevenn> https://www.facebook.com/HalloweenPartyTheMovie/photos/a.137960292936987.27496.137889669610716/730526283680382/?type=1
22:00 <Mew> My MIL has a ranger
22:00 <Mew> and a gt
23:00 <Mew> and a f6 ute
23:00 <TheRon> Play that funky music right
23:00 <dung_beetle> stop driving fucking cars and polluting this earth 
23:00 <FredFlinstone> I have  a Grand Vitara
23:00 <Mew> they're ford mad
23:00 <TheRon> Stop being a dung Beatle
23:00 <dung_beetle> ill smash your grand vitara with my baseball bat
23:00 <dung_beetle> like a psycho out of hell
23:00 <FredFlinstone> yes bury yourself in shit like you shoule be
24:00 <Mew> we have a pajero wanker and a datsun 
24:00 <FredFlinstone> pajero means wanker in spanish
24:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
24:00 <dung_beetle> i hate people who take pride in their fucking cars,
24:00 <dung_beetle> fuck u and your car
24:00 <FredFlinstone> we hate you!
24:00 <FredFlinstone> so there
24:00 <dung_beetle> your nothing to me
24:00 <Mew> ur v angry dung
24:00 <FredFlinstone> then fuck off
24:00 <dung_beetle> your nothing but pollution
24:00 <FredFlinstone> do y9ou fart?
25:00 <Mew> He has those filter underpants
25:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
25:00 <FredFlinstone> stop the shit falling down his legs
25:00 <Mew> bloody hippy
25:00 <FredFlinstone> dung is the key word
26:00 <dung_beetle> that all u can insult me on, my nick?  fucking lame
26:00 <FredFlinstone> I am not a horse
27:00 <Mew> fuck ur subaru I have a horse outside
28:00 <dung_beetle> horses arent your fucking slave either Mew
28:00 <dung_beetle> you dont use them as your transport
28:00 <dung_beetle> use your own fucking legs
29:00 <Mew> Ok ok
29:00 <Mew> I'll use my legs
29:00 <Vagisil> http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Nissan-Patrol-2006/SSE-AD-3016532/?Cr=0&sdmvc=1
29:00 <Vagisil> Ideal
42:00 <Nikky`> It's all happening tonight
42:00 <Nikky`> lol
42:00 <paNdiS> lols
42:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
43:00 <Mew> lol
43:00 <paNdiS> if u find Doodle in there nikz tell him i said hi!!!
43:00 <Nikky`> Nothing like a good lol session on Fri night
43:00 <paNdiS> lol
43:00 <Nikky`> Doodle is always here
44:00 <paNdiS> in ya bum?
44:00 <paNdiS> what an odd place to hang out
44:00 <Nikky`> Not there..rude fucker
44:00 <paNdiS> >:P
44:00 <paNdiS> is it cloudy and cold where u r nikz?
45:00 <Nikky`> Its not too cold.. lil cloudy
45:00 <paNdiS> one day its spring next day its winter again
45:00 <Lumeah> same here
45:00 <Nikky`> Sept is always windy n cold tho.. 
46:00 <paNdiS> well not to sound mean but im glad its not just me
46:00 <paNdiS> :P
46:00 <Lumeah> how is that mean
46:00 <Lumeah> cuz im suffereing crap weather aswell?
46:00 <paNdiS> selfish?
46:00 <paNdiS> yea
46:00 <paNdiS> lols
51:00 <paNdiS> Lumeah https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10392403_923947917622360_1410765374263781406_n.jpg?oh=892b5299e76478ca6021f4ad0de423bc&oe=54CBEA48
51:00 <paNdiS> haha
55:00 <Vagisil> hear about the dude that got bashed 
55:00 <Vagisil> found a muslim that had the quran on cd
55:00 <Vagisil> dude asked him to burn a copy for him
55:00 <Vagisil> ><
56:00 <Owen> I need to go buy a heap of kids toys :/
00:00 <paNdiS> i used to own a copy of the koran
00:00 <paNdiS> read it and threw it in the bin
00:00 <paNdiS> no unicorns or anythin
01:00 <paNdiS> shit needs unicorns..
07:00 <Vagisil> lol
07:00 <Vagisil> doesnt it have a gold horse though?
09:00 <Lumeah> unicorns are a must
19:00 <Fez> Unicorns are gat
19:00 <Fez> Gay*
20:00 <paNdiS> honestly i dont remember fk all from reading the koran
21:00 <paNdiS> 9gig update woa
21:00 <Mew> da koran
23:00 <Mew> have you read the by bal?
23:00 <Mew> bybal*
25:00 <Mew> shake it like a polaroid picture
29:00 <Booker> paNdiS
30:00 <paNdiS> oui madam?
32:00 <paNdiS> `op Nikky`
32:00 <paNdiS> oops
32:00 <paNdiS> LOLOL
32:00 <Nikky`> I think it nearly be zzzz time
33:00 <paNdiS> i napped already
33:00 <paNdiS> ill put on a leash and go out front ur place and bark at nothin
33:00 <Nikky`> One can't nap when one is up 5:30am and not home till 6pm or after
34:00 <paNdiS> Xbox One can
34:00 <paNdiS> pwned!
53:00 <Mew> I touch Kynetic every time I try to close the nick list on andchat
55:00 <ooomp> Most of us stopped reading at I touch Kynetic
56:00 <paNdiS> reading what?
56:00 <Fez> Mew: hot
56:00 <paNdiS> oh mew
57:00 <paNdiS> i got her on ignore
57:00 <paNdiS> she didnt say this did she? [20:23] <Mew> I touch Kynetic every time I try to close the nick list on andchat
57:00 <ooomp> Thank fuck for that finally
57:00 <Mew> totes on ignore
57:00 <Mew> loool
57:00 <paNdiS> i stopped reading at fuck ;)
58:00 <ooomp> I hope you stop reading full stop
58:00 <ooomp> Would be beneficial for all
59:00 <paNdiS> id still be breathing..
59:00 <Mew> damn
59:00 <paNdiS> im holdin my breath
59:00 <paNdiS> n breathing out my asshole
00:00 <paNdiS> i need a mint
04:00 <Mew> wesss Zaaade
05:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
05:00 <Zade> hello Mew
05:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
06:00 <Zade> how are you Nikky`?
06:00 <Nikky`> I'm good and your lovely self
06:00 <Nikky`> ?
06:00 <Zade> ok ta apart from cold
07:00 <Nikky`> Its not cold
07:00 <Nikky`> I have head cold tho..sucks
08:00 <Kynetic> lol
08:00 <TheRiddler> just finished how to drain your flagon too
08:00 <Kynetic> every time i fap
08:00 <TheRiddler> 3 1/2 tiggiers
08:00 <Mew> oh bby
08:00 <TheRiddler> print it out and cum on them then upload it
09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
09:00 <Kynetic> whoa
09:00 <Kynetic> stop giving me ideas TheRiddler
10:00 <ooomp> Why ruin a good picture with cum stains
11:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/zmraJ.jpg
11:00 <paNdiS> that's what my bf said about his shirt
12:00 <Nikky`> okie dokie..I need to lay down.. not feeling great
12:00 <paNdiS> aw
13:00 <paNdiS> i miss her bewbs alreddy
20:00 <paNdiS> i made punch
20:00 <paNdiS> wit vodka
21:00 <TheRiddler> you punched a girl named vodka
22:00 <paNdiS> yes
22:00 <paNdiS> buttpunched her
22:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/si1D0.jpg dragons are real
23:00 <paNdiS> well duh!
24:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/mfhUM.jpg
25:00 <TheRiddler> he's a wizzard
26:00 <paNdiS> "Ahhh... quiet time, bubs ‪#‎sleeping‬ so now im ‪#‎Relaxing‬ and watching what iv recorded during the week on ‪#‎foxtel‬" #hashtagfail
41:00 <Digerati> simba, your a cunt, but i love you
42:00 <Digerati> sup cuntz
47:00 <Digerati> nothing to kill or die for
47:00 <Digerati> you may say
47:00 <Digerati> i am a dreamer
47:00 <Digerati> i hope some day
47:00 <Digerati> you may join us
47:00 <Digerati> and the world will be as one
48:00 <paNdiS> o wot
48:00 <Digerati> yeh
48:00 <paNdiS> hmz
48:00 <Digerati> and no religion to
48:00 <paNdiS> i was gon smoke this weed n my mate said he IS comin round now
49:00 <Digerati> imagine all the people
49:00 <paNdiS> now i wont get to smoke it all
49:00 <Digerati> living life in peace
49:00 <paNdiS> imagine how good the film Blackhat is gonna be
49:00 <Digerati> right on
49:00 <paNdiS> yea jigga
49:00 <Digerati> you got weed ?
49:00 <Digerati> show me the weed
49:00 <paNdiS> ye some left
49:00 <Digerati> muthfkr
49:00 <Digerati> toke it up
50:00 <paNdiS> got super high last nite wit this dood
50:00 <paNdiS> nah nah now i gotta wait
50:00 <Digerati> muthfkr
50:00 <Digerati> u d cntz
50:00 <Digerati> azhole
51:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmy4JJTBntE
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Best Of John Lennon - John Lennon's Greatest Hits (Jul 28, 2014) 01:10:48 - Category: People & Blogs - 241,655 views - 1,397 likes (95.7%), 63 dislikes (4.3%)
52:00 <paNdiS> he was the best that's why he was shot dead
54:00 <paNdiS> wb lumes <3
54:00 <Digerati> pandis you new here ?
54:00 <Digerati> noob
55:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/wy0iP.jpg
55:00 <paNdiS> yus
55:00 <Digerati> i didn't mean to hurt you
55:00 <paNdiS> a/s/l?
55:00 <Digerati> 12/f/french
55:00 <Digerati> i am horny
55:00 <paNdiS> anal? sex? loose?
55:00 <Digerati> i suck dick
55:00 <Digerati> totally
55:00 <paNdiS> mi 2!
55:00 <paNdiS> french chicks mmmm
55:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/TtmqV.jpg
56:00 <Digerati> yo didd
56:00 <Digerati> yo ridd
56:00 <Digerati> xm
56:00 <Digerati> hows the linux
56:00 <Digerati> hehehe
56:00 <paNdiS> hehehe
57:00 <Digerati> u leet
57:00 <Digerati> we r d leet
57:00 <paNdiS> wots leet?
57:00 <Digerati> beetroot
57:00 <paNdiS> sleet
57:00 <Digerati> shit it out
57:00 <paNdiS> i am not a beatrout
57:00 <Digerati> looks like red
57:00 <xm> ey Digerati 
57:00 <xm> going well
57:00 <Digerati> hey man
57:00 <xm> using Linux right now
57:00 <Digerati> peace love man
57:00 <Digerati> xm love u
57:00 <xm> what about you Digerati ?
57:00 <Digerati> i am clean guy man
58:00 <Digerati> not bad man
58:00 <xm> Digerati, you too m8. you too
58:00 <Digerati> got grand kids now man
58:00 <bee_girl> naw bromance
58:00 <Digerati> i am old
58:00 <xm> cool
58:00 <xm> how many?
58:00 <Digerati> 50 years old
58:00 <xm> you said kids...
58:00 <Digerati> 2
58:00 <xm> twins? triplets?
58:00 <xm> twins??
58:00 <Digerati> yeah like 5 and 7
58:00 <xm> ah
58:00 <Digerati> stand by me
58:00 <Digerati> lennon
58:00 <Digerati> totally
58:00 <Digerati> i am in a monastery
58:00 <xm> that's a nice age to be a grandad
59:00 <Digerati> it is man
59:00 <xm> kick a footy with em aye
59:00 <Digerati> it's farout
59:00 <Digerati> got a sherrin
59:00 <robot> xm
59:00 <xm> awes
59:00 <Digerati> i bought one
59:00 <xm> ey robot 
59:00 <robot> hey
59:00 <Digerati> love the leather
59:00 <xm> robot, i bought a NODE NT-1A
59:00 <xm> singing is quite addictive
59:00 <Digerati> kick the footy
59:00 <Digerati> i am a monk now
59:00 <robot> nice
59:00 <xm> buddhist or Christian?
59:00 <xm> or something else
59:00 <Digerati> but i love footy
00:00 <Digerati> christian
00:00 <Digerati> sigh..
00:00 <Digerati> hehe :)
00:00 <xm> did they make you shave off the centre of your head
00:00 <Digerati> no
00:00 <xm> luky
00:00 <Digerati> i got long hair
00:00 <Digerati> and long beard
00:00 <Digerati> respect the beard !
00:00 <xm> def linux hacker
00:00 <Digerati> ehehe
00:00 <xm> brb - dinner
00:00 <Digerati> damn the linux !
00:00 <Digerati> hehe
01:00 <Digerati> totally cool
01:00 <Digerati> this monastery is cool
01:00 <Kynetic> dem *nix boise is hardcore.
01:00 <Digerati> kynetic !
01:00 <Kynetic> Digerati!
01:00 <Digerati> ehehe
01:00 <Digerati> :)
01:00 <Mew> Pics digerati
01:00 <Digerati> yo
01:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/mx6Db.jpg
02:00 <Digerati> listening to my fav singer kynetic
02:00 <bee_girl> evening frayedknot :)
02:00 <Digerati> john lennon
02:00 <frayedknot> hey bee_girl 
02:00 <Digerati> loveeeeeee
02:00 <Kynetic> are you high Digerati?
02:00 <Kynetic> i only listen to john lennon when im high
02:00 <bee_girl> frayedknow how is your evening treating you?
02:00 <Digerati> not at all kynetic
02:00 <bee_girl> frayedknot how is your evening treating you?
02:00 <bee_girl> **
02:00 <Digerati> cigarettes at the most
02:00 <Kynetic> pretty sure even john lennon only listened to himself when he was high
03:00 <Digerati> nothing else
03:00 <frayedknot> not too bad bee_girl. how's yours?
03:00 <Digerati> superstar !
03:00 <Digerati> but we all shine on !
03:00 <Digerati> like the moon and the stars !
03:00 <bee_girl> just starting really.... not too bad either :)
04:00 <Digerati> bee girl make a fucking choice you stupid fucking cunt, you want to be a man or a fucking girl ?
04:00 <bee_girl> wtf?
04:00 <Digerati> :)
04:00 <Digerati> hehe
04:00 <TheRiddler> wrong bee Digerati
04:00 <Digerati> on and on and on
04:00 <Digerati> everyone
04:00 <Digerati> sing...
05:00 <Digerati> we all shine on...
05:00 <bee_girl> I AM BEE GIRL! I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH BEEEHHHH OR BEAGLE 
05:00 <bee_girl> I AM ME!
05:00 <Digerati> cool bee girl
05:00 <Digerati> that makes my mind clear
05:00 <Digerati> thank fuck for that
05:00 <bee_girl> finally
05:00 <Digerati> woman i can hardly express
05:00 <Digerati> my mixed emotions
06:00 <Digerati> i would try to express
06:00 <Digerati> ooeeerrrrr
06:00 <Digerati> well welll
06:00 <Digerati> oeerrrrr
06:00 <Digerati> well well
06:00 <Digerati> now and forever
07:00 <Loof> what a load of shit
07:00 <Digerati> yo
07:00 <Digerati> loof
07:00 <Digerati> indeed
07:00 <Digerati> peace...
07:00 <Digerati> sup
07:00 <Loof> sup
07:00 <Digerati> yeh yeh :)
07:00 <Digerati> lala
07:00 <Digerati> ;)
07:00 <Digerati> well welll
07:00 <TokenDaRing> bee_girl are you seeing the dirty hippy again?
08:00 <Digerati> who's this noob ?
08:00 <Digerati> token
08:00 <bee_girl> drinking dirty granny... not seeing the dirty hippy
08:00 <Digerati> now and forever
08:00 <Digerati> yeh yeh
09:00 <Digerati> i had a message from aboe
09:00 <Digerati> i am here to tell you
09:00 <Lumeah> hi bee_girl
09:00 <Digerati> God is is a concept
10:00 <bee_girl> get llumea
10:00 <Digerati> by whick we measure
10:00 <stompin> niggers
10:00 <bee_girl> hey lumeah
10:00 <bee_girl> **
10:00 <Digerati> which
10:00 <stompin> bee_girl get ya tits out.
10:00 <bee_girl> fuck up stompin
10:00 <Lumeah> stompin
10:00 <paNdiS> o man i needa poop again!
10:00 <Lumeah> get ya cock out
10:00 <bee_girl> lol lumeah
10:00 <Lumeah> cocks we want cocks we want cocks!
11:00 <Fez> Hi bee girl
11:00 <Lumeah> dun care if it's limp or shrunk
11:00 <Lumeah> hi fez
11:00 <bee_girl> hey fez
11:00 <Lumeah> stompin wanted bees boobies
11:00 <Fez> Hi lumeah
11:00 <Lumeah> so i asked him for his cock lol
12:00 <Fez> Neat
12:00 <Loof> stompin is a bit ignorant, all he's ever really known is the lovelust for his father's cock
12:00 <Lumeah> tee heee
12:00 <Fez> Did stompin get bees boobies?
12:00 <Lumeah> noooooooooooo
12:00 <bee_girl> loof has called it
12:00 <bee_girl> def not fez
13:00 <Lumeah> bee_girl not into that
13:00 <Fez> Ah yep
14:00 <Lumeah> Corinthians anyone?
15:00 <Digerati> corinthians 3:6
15:00 <stompin> Lumeah get ya tits out first.
15:00 <Picard> evening
15:00 <Picard> hows everyone?
15:00 <Digerati> grand dad is still aive
16:00 <Digerati> don't worry
16:00 <TokenDaRing> hi Picard
16:00 <Mew> picarino
16:00 <Digerati> his got a white beard
16:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing hello
16:00 <Digerati> and he aint got any fears
16:00 <Lumeah> stompin... i already asked you
16:00 <Picard> Mew not working tonight?
16:00 <Picard> Hanson Road will be missing you Mew
16:00 <Mew> Nope bout to go to the footy club
16:00 <Mew> Plan to get railed by 20+ guys
17:00 <Picard> you doa  group price for a footy team?
17:00 <Mew> of course
17:00 <Digerati> your a slut mew
17:00 <Mew> Free
17:00 <Mew> LOL
17:00 <Picard> lol
17:00 <Picard> how many cocks tonight?
17:00 <Mew> 20+
17:00 <Picard> nice
17:00 <Digerati> hmm
17:00 <Mew> Maybe 50+
17:00 <Picard> thats a lot of cum
18:00 <Mew> I live for cum
18:00 <Lumeah> and a torn cunt.
18:00 <Mew> lmao Lumeah
18:00 <Lumeah> lol
19:00 <xm> do the cheer girls too
19:00 <Mew> You underestimate my vaginal elasticity
19:00 <Digerati> hahaha
19:00 <xm> just 1, the cherry on top of the cum cake
19:00 <Lumeah> how they gonna tear her cunt?
19:00 <Digerati> cherry poppins xm
19:00 <Mew> knife cocks?
20:00 <xm> Digerati, my Ubuntu is spinnin' out of control under VirtualBox
20:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTb9GNIxpMk
20:00 <Digerati> rofl
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pearl Jam - Just Breathe (Dec 24, 2009) - Category: Music - - 50,434 likes 583 dislikes
20:00 <Digerati> lol
20:00 <Digerati> heh
20:00 <Digerati> xm, u da dude
20:00 <Loof> do i know u digerati?
20:00 <Mew> rofl lol heh
20:00 <xm> help compiz is using half the CPU but it's not running much
20:00 <Mew> its digerati Loof
20:00 <Digerati> loof, fk up noob
21:00 <xm> the Linux Wizard
21:00 <Mew> The infamous old dude who loves himself
21:00 <Mew> harmless
21:00 <Picard> hrmmmm
21:00 <Digerati> windows ME is for the ELITE, UNIX is for the LOSERS
21:00 <Loof> i thought i already was occupying that position?
21:00 <Digerati> :)
21:00 <bee_girl> Digerati just cause ur 50 doesnt make loof a newbie.... its all relative mate
21:00 <Mew> You're not old yet
21:00 <Mew> He's 50
21:00 <Digerati> WINDOWS ME
21:00 <Loof> fuck, makes b1 look like a spring chicken
21:00 <Mew> lol
22:00 <xm> WE ALL LOVE OURSELVES. IF WE DIDNT WE WOULD HAVE KILLED OURSELVES. ANYONE WHO SAYS THEY HATE THEMSELF BUT ARE STILL ALIVE JUST LOVE THE ATTENTION
22:00 <Mew> LOL XM
22:00 <Digerati> indeed
22:00 <Mew> I love mew
22:00 <Digerati> mind games
22:00 <Digerati> i agree xm
22:00 <Loof> i love my hand
22:00 <Mew> I really do love myself #yolo 
22:00 <bee_girl> i love my bob
22:00 <Digerati> catching the mantra xm
22:00 <Picard> 50? wtf
22:00 <Digerati> lifting the veil
22:00 <Loof> sometimes when i'm all alone, that's when i really love myself
23:00 <Mew> Loool
23:00 <Digerati> some call it magic
23:00 <Picard> fossil
23:00 <Digerati> love is the answer
23:00 <Digerati> and you know that
23:00 <Digerati> for sure
23:00 <Digerati> you gotta let it go man
23:00 <Mew> I'm home alone tonight but my bestie is on her way over so we can hit the club as a team
23:00 <Mew> a sexy team
23:00 <Loof> clubsluts incoming!
23:00 <Mew> hnnnnf
24:00 <Picard> tag team?
24:00 <Mew> Here she coooomes
24:00 <Loof> dont leave the joint till every cock has been tasted
24:00 <Digerati> joint ?
24:00 <Mew> promise
24:00 <Loof> club
24:00 <Digerati> please explain: "joint"
24:00 <Loof> the premises
25:00 <Digerati> what fucking premises
25:00 <Loof> the club
25:00 <Digerati> look dick
25:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-Db7U0sicA
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pearl Jam - Unthought Known (May 30, 2011) 4:09 - Category: Music - 2,080,961 views - likes (99.1%), 102 dislikes (0.9%)
25:00 <Digerati> don't play those mind games with me
25:00 <Digerati> love is the answer
25:00 <Digerati> lick my balls
25:00 <Digerati> NOW !
25:00 <Loof> love my aidsridden meatplow
30:00 <Picard> Mew tits pics of you and your mate please
30:00 <bee_girl> wheres TheRon when i need him
31:00 <bee_girl> hm
31:00 <bee_girl> anyways this is the best cover of this song ever!
31:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9eZSExGHZ8
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pearl Jam-Throw Your Arms Around Me -LIRYCS (Feb 9, 2010) 0 - Category: People & Blogs - 14,852 views - 25 likes (69.4%), 11 dislikes (30.6%)
31:00 <Picard> theron is a strange fish
33:00 <Picard> where is serenity
33:00 <Picard> im starting to worry
34:00 <Picard> maybe her husband killed her and chopped her into small bits and fed her to the cat
34:00 <Digerati> she is on my bed
34:00 <Digerati> making love
34:00 <Picard> so her cat?
34:00 <bee_girl> to herself?
34:00 <Digerati> totaslly
34:00 <Digerati> got a dildo
34:00 <Picard> lol
34:00 <Picard> pics?
34:00 <Digerati> totally
36:00 <Digerati> singapore faggots
36:00 <Digerati> lol
36:00 <Digerati> everything is clear in my heart
37:00 <Digerati> i see the clouds
37:00 <Digerati> i see the sky
37:00 <Digerati> everything is clear in the world
37:00 <Digerati> yo mattttty
38:00 <Digerati> all
38:00 <Digerati> we 
38:00 <Digerati> ar
38:00 <Digerati> syn
38:00 <Digerati> is
38:00 <Digerati> giv
38:00 <Digerati> pce
38:00 <Digerati> a
38:00 <Digerati> chnc
39:00 <Digerati> yeh ?
39:00 <Digerati> beehh
39:00 <Digerati> bitch boy from bangladesh
39:00 <bee_girl> Ha ha
40:00 <Digerati> hare krishna !
42:00 <Digerati> all we are saying is give peace a chance
43:00 <Digerati> people saying i am crazy
43:00 <Digerati> doing what i am doing...
44:00 <Digerati> when i say i am ok
44:00 <Digerati> they look at me kinda strange...
44:00 <Digerati> i am watching shadows on the wall
45:00 <Digerati> i am just sitting here watching the wgeels go round and round
45:00 <Digerati> i just had to let it go
45:00 <Digerati> lost in confusion
45:00 <Digerati> when i tell them there is no problem
45:00 <Digerati> only solutions
46:00 <paNdiS> give peace a chance..
46:00 <Digerati> yeah
46:00 <Digerati> totally
46:00 <paNdiS> well least you have a positive out-look :P
47:00 <Digerati> whatever get's you through the night
47:00 <Digerati> it's allright
48:00 <paNdiS> true
48:00 <Sponge> paNdiS do you have apple 6?
50:00 <paNdiS> apple 6
50:00 <paNdiS> fone?
50:00 <paNdiS> wb lumes
50:00 <paNdiS> if ur askin bout fone no, n i cant wait to get rid of the one i have.
50:00 <Sponge> 2 sizs of apple 6
50:00 <paNdiS> ih8 mob fones.
51:00 <paNdiS> company i was with went broke hahahaha
51:00 <Sponge> they say with the apple8 plus you no longer need a tablet or a computer
51:00 <Sponge> just your apple 6 plus
52:00 <slower> who is "they"
52:00 <Sponge> internet people who are in the know
52:00 <Digerati> and what is the internet ?
52:00 <slower> sounds like sales hype to me
53:00 <Moke> apple are a fucking bunch of failures
53:00 <Moke> galaxy shits all over apple
53:00 <Moke> apple can lick my balls
53:00 <Digerati> hmm
54:00 <Digerati> how can i go forward when i don't know which way i am facing ?
54:00 <slower> dont be shy Moke let it out
54:00 <Digerati> oh no
54:00 <Sponge> you can now pay with your apple
54:00 <Sponge> don't even need a card
54:00 <Sponge> just your apple
55:00 <Sponge> features new technology
55:00 <slower> Sponge apple cant do anything at the moment
55:00 <Sponge> near field i think its called. very secuure apple technology
55:00 <Sponge> i think in october they are turning it on
56:00 <slower> Sponge where do you get your information, that app has been out for a while
03:00 <paNdiS> ok i fkd up
04:00 <paNdiS> i poach my fish, put them in a bowl
04:00 <Sponge> brother slower apple have only just turned on the chip
04:00 <paNdiS> lil salt, pepper and then oil to keep it preserved over night
04:00 <paNdiS> and i picked up the red wine and tipped about a glass in
04:00 <Sponge> maybe not on unitl ocotober
04:00 <paNdiS> *facepalm* wasnt paying attention :P
04:00 <Sponge> paNdiS you ever sniffed coke off a strippers ass?
05:00 <Vagisil> getting sick thinking about getting on a plane lol
07:00 <paNdiS> not a strppers ass
07:00 <paNdiS> off a prostitute
08:00 <Digerati> oh yeah
08:00 <Digerati> it's no sacrifice
08:00 <Digerati> two hearts living
08:00 <Sponge> coke should kill the vaginal bacteria
08:00 <Sponge> very acidic
09:00 <Digerati> in two seperate worlds
09:00 <Digerati> i like coke
09:00 <Picard> wow
09:00 <Sponge> some chicks only have 1 nostril because the coke chewed through their inner nostril
09:00 <Sponge> it's crazy
09:00 <Picard> lies paNdiS
10:00 <Digerati> and what's wrong with coke ?
10:00 <Picard> start living reality lad
10:00 <Digerati> it's just cofee
10:00 <Digerati> no sacrifice at all
10:00 <Digerati> drink it up
10:00 <Digerati> yeah
11:00 <Digerati> thedark
11:00 <Digerati> sup
11:00 <Digerati> i am your old cyber man
11:00 <Digerati> :)
12:00 <Digerati> live and let live
12:00 <Digerati> the joinless stampede
12:00 <Picard> sacrifice is the first step to success
12:00 <Digerati> indeed
13:00 <Picard> treats others how you wish to be treated
13:00 <Digerati> to the stars
13:00 <Digerati> some have to live with the scars but
13:00 <Picard> the harder i work the luckier i get
13:00 <Digerati> the circle of life
14:00 <Digerati> is the wheel of fortune
14:00 <Digerati> where the band of hope is
14:00 <Digerati> :)
14:00 <Digerati> matrix...
15:00 <Digerati> loof ! :)
15:00 <Digerati> the circle of life...
15:00 <Loof> climb up the ganja stalk
16:00 <Digerati> indeed
16:00 <Loof> 4:1)
16:00 <Digerati> thinking loudly
16:00 <Booker> pisssssssssssssssssssssss
16:00 <Digerati> there's no one in this world, that can think like you do
16:00 <Digerati> :)
17:00 <Booker> !seen saemon
17:00 <Digerati> !seen netz
17:00 <Digerati> damn
17:00 <Booker> lolololololololol
17:00 <Digerati> fuck
17:00 <Booker> Digerati: state your postcode
18:00 <Digerati> 3---
18:00 <Digerati> mew
18:00 <Picard> she left
19:00 <Digerati> shitfest
19:00 <Digerati> faggotttt
20:00 <Digerati> shoves a chicken up booker's bum
20:00 <Loof> booker is a bit of a pedo
21:00 <Digerati> hmmm
21:00 <Digerati> jesus
21:00 <Digerati> creepers
21:00 <Digerati> sneakers
22:00 <Loof> booker fails at life
22:00 <Digerati> 12 year old sluts need to repent
22:00 <Digerati> wtf
22:00 <Digerati> paedoooo
22:00 <Loof> only thing booker succeeds at is making his brother cum cum cum
23:00 <Digerati> faggot bro ?
23:00 <Digerati> faggotttt
23:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati are you some kind of weaboo Digemon fan>
24:00 <Digerati> i am your mummas son
24:00 <Digerati> faggotttt
25:00 <British^Meat> lol?
25:00 <Loof> as Booker always says to his sibling
25:00 <Loof> cum on me bro
25:00 <Loof> followed by
25:00 <Loof> cum in me bro
25:00 <British^Meat> oh, Loof, being Loof :/
26:00 <British^Meat> i kicked you :)
26:00 <Sponge> what is a weaboo
26:00 <British^Meat> nfi
26:00 <British^Meat> oh wait
27:00 <British^Meat> is that those new nintendo things?
27:00 <TokenDaRing> wait
27:00 <TokenDaRing> you guys don't know what a weaboo is?
27:00 <Sponge> TokenDaRing tell me about your weaboo
27:00 <TokenDaRing> what year is it for you? 2000?
27:00 <Loof> white person?
27:00 <Booker> British^Meat have you cleaned your unit since the image was taken?
27:00 <TokenDaRing> I knew some people lived in the past but that's just ridiculous
28:00 <British^Meat> huh? what do you mean
28:00 <British^Meat> coz you're not making sense
28:00 <TokenDaRing> Sorry, I'll try to stop using Futuretalk
28:00 <Loof> yeah hipster doofus
28:00 <British^Meat> turns out i dont know what a weaboo is
28:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat are you pretty insular?
28:00 <British^Meat> i dont know what that means
29:00 <British^Meat> "Most weaboos are uneducated about their obsession of choice and are often noobs who are overly zealous, trying to impress others with their otaku knowledge."
29:00 <Loof> not without my anus
30:00 <Sponge> what is otaku
31:00 <British^Meat> i think they collect shit too
31:00 <Booker> lolololololololol
31:00 <Booker> British^Meat have you cleaned your unit since the image was taken?
32:00 <British^Meat> u said that b4
32:00 <British^Meat> i said you're not making any sense
32:00 <Booker> have you?
32:00 <British^Meat> i cant have cleaned it
32:00 <British^Meat> youre not making any sense
32:00 <Booker> not capable of cleaning?
33:00 <Picard> <British^Meat> "Most weaboos are uneducated about their obsession of choice and are often noobs who are overly zealous, trying to impress others with their otaku knowledge."   <---- this is so you
33:00 <Booker> lmaoooooooooooooo @ British^Meat
33:00 <British^Meat> who?
33:00 <Picard> lol @ you
34:00 <British^Meat> whats my obsession of choice?
35:00 <Booker> http://i57.tinypic.com/351sms1.jpg = British^Meat
35:00 <Digerati> i love the way you lie
35:00 <Booker> look how dirty his room is
35:00 <Digerati> life is no nintendo game
35:00 <British^Meat> I D G I, its not dirty at all  :/
35:00 <Booker> LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOL
36:00 <Booker> LOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
36:00 <British^Meat> u tryin so hard :)
36:00 <Loof> then i want no part of it
36:00 <Booker> British^Meat do you always wear a faggot hat and sun glasses inside?
36:00 <Booker> Or thought you would try and look cool and did a little dress up?
36:00 <British^Meat> u tryin so hard :) i love this
36:00 <Loof> somebody push X to make me scratch my butt
37:00 <British^Meat> no, i was just playing for the camera
37:00 <British^Meat> next question :)
37:00 <Digerati> baby... your only 12, don't get pregnant on me... look at me in the eye....
37:00 <Booker> So you thought you would trya nd look cool and did a little dress up
37:00 <Digerati> but that's allright
37:00 <Booker> Cool
37:00 <Digerati> i love the way you lie
37:00 <Booker> You dont look cool though
37:00 <Booker> you look like a FAGGOT
37:00 <Loof> whoa
37:00 <British^Meat> do u think it looks cool? i dont
37:00 <British^Meat> next question
37:00 <Loof> my pedometer just exploded
38:00 <Picard> lol thats really British^Meat?????????
38:00 <Digerati> getting drunk is stupid
38:00 <Digerati> beggers can
38:00 <Booker> I enjoy tormenting British^Meat
38:00 <Digerati> drink
38:00 <Booker> he is easy pickings
38:00 <Booker> a loser
38:00 <Digerati> bruce lee
38:00 <British^Meat> hah, u mean u like trying Booker :)
38:00 <Digerati> use me
38:00 <Loof> alcohol is the lamest drug out there
38:00 <Picard> lol if thats really him lmfao
38:00 <British^Meat> and i love seeing u try :P
38:00 <Loof> it's for noobs
38:00 <Digerati> totally
38:00 <British^Meat> yup. its totally me Picard
38:00 <Booker> it is him
39:00 <British^Meat> yup its me alright
39:00 <Booker> the FAGGOT
39:00 <Picard> and you hang shit on how other people look?
39:00 <British^Meat> u mean you?
39:00 <British^Meat> lol, yer i hang shit on u Picard :P
39:00 <British^Meat> whats wrong with that photo?
39:00 <Booker> I can see British^Meat from all the torment you have recieved you have resorted to hiding under a faggot had and some sun glasses
40:00 <Picard> you look like a fucking know\
40:00 <British^Meat> yup
40:00 <British^Meat> a faggot had
40:00 <Picard> nice hat and glasses when u are inside lol
40:00 <British^Meat> yer coz like, id wear that all the time :)
40:00 <Booker> lmaooooooooooooooooo @ British^Meat
40:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10689965_304735956381249_3932700869956854695_n.jpg?oh=25e7b9f6ad7ae0b014960e06de4a2d23&oe=54828E82&__gda__=1421574963_019f38d5ae1965a59c9906bb0ec18bf2
40:00 <British^Meat> paNdiS u ban evading? tsk tsk
41:00 <Picard> loooooooooooooooollllllllllllllll
41:00 <Booker> British^Meat where did you purchase the hat from?
42:00 <Booker> which op shop did you find it in?
42:00 <British^Meat> coles
42:00 <British^Meat> yer coles will do
42:00 <Picard> are u rubbing your cock in that pic?
42:00 <Booker> it looks like he is
42:00 <British^Meat> lol @ u 2 consumed by it
42:00 <Booker> he is a FAGGOT afterall
42:00 <British^Meat> i love it :P
42:00 <British^Meat> i feel silly though :/
43:00 <British^Meat> giving u dudes some attention
43:00 <British^Meat> so i like, might stop now
43:00 <British^Meat> cheers :)
43:00 <Loof> lol Doodle
43:00 <Doodle> ^_^
44:00 <Digerati> fuck i love eminem
44:00 <Digerati> marshal is a good kid
44:00 <Picard> dont turn your gay lameness around on us loser
44:00 <Digerati> your gayyyyy
45:00 <Digerati> fag
45:00 <Digerati> FAGGOTTTTT
46:00 <Digerati> I'M NOT AFRAID
46:00 <Digerati> COLD OR WARM
46:00 <Digerati> CUT THE CRAP
48:00 <British^Meat> u still got that lame auto slap thing paNdiS?
48:00 <British^Meat> y r u ban evading?
49:00 <Picard> why are you a loser?
49:00 <Loof> cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum 
50:00 <Digerati> wtf
50:00 <Digerati> stfu noob
50:00 <Digerati> i had my eyes closed meditating to eminem
50:00 <Digerati> i opened them
50:00 <Digerati> and saw the word: "cum" spammed
51:00 <Digerati> fuck you
51:00 <Loof> such is life
51:00 <Loof> crying helps
51:00 <Digerati> than suck my cock
51:00 <Loof> i've found
51:00 <Digerati> suck it
51:00 <Digerati> like a whore slut
51:00 <British^Meat> he gonna put u on ignore :)
52:00 <Digerati> porn star style
52:00 <British^Meat> "ignore"
52:00 <Loof> choke me bb
52:00 <Digerati> choke on it
52:00 <Digerati> gagg
52:00 <Digerati> cummmmmm
52:00 <Digerati> guzzle
53:00 <Digerati> slaps Loof like a slut
53:00 <Loof> sometimes, ya just gotta slap a ho
53:00 <Digerati> yeah ho'
54:00 <Loof> i'm too much woman for you, and it's funny that cause i'm male
54:00 <Digerati> still a slut
54:00 <Loof> lol
55:00 <Digerati> choke bitch
55:00 <Digerati> gag
55:00 <Digerati> bukkake session
55:00 <Digerati> oh i forgot
55:00 <Digerati> dont sqaunder it
55:00 <Digerati> "bukkake"
55:00 <Digerati> monster...
56:00 <Digerati> i'm just friends with the monster
58:00 <Maurice> Is it under your bed
58:00 <Digerati> in this dump ?
59:00 <Digerati> yeha
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