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01:00 <doctor> make it a habit and you'll eventually be sprinting the whole stint
01:00 <Owen> I do 5km walks every day
01:00 <Owen> Since I'm a fat cunt
02:00 <ShadowLurker> sure
03:00 <doctor> love the pain!!!
04:00 <milk> we got all these creepy malaysians hanging around wanting to know why I wont be their servant
23:00 <bee_girl> Hey johnny
29:00 <Johnny> hey bee_girl
29:00 <bee_girl> Wassup?
29:00 <Johnny> just got home
30:00 <Johnny> was out tonight
30:00 <bee_girl> Where bouts?
30:00 <Johnny> at a function 
30:00 <bee_girl> Noic
30:00 <bee_girl> E
30:00 <Johnny> :)
30:00 <Johnny> how's your weekend
32:00 <bee_girl> Good thanks :)
32:00 <bee_girl> My youngest turns 3 tmw 
33:00 <Johnny> thats sweet
33:00 <Johnny> good on you
36:00 <Azagthoth> sup cunts
36:00 <bee_girl> Azagthoth
36:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
37:00 <Azagthoth> b1
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you
37:00 <Azagthoth> bah
37:00 <Bastardly_One> metal sucks
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah morning
38:00 <Azagthoth> is it a zimmer frame
38:00 <Bastardly_One> one of those things anyway
39:00 <Bastardly_One> we know what you mean 
40:00 <Azagthoth> i wanted to point out that I'm old
40:00 <Azagthoth> mission accomplished methinks
47:00 <doctor> how old?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> not as old as I am on Sat
48:00 <bee_girl> Naw
48:00 <doctor> b1 is the ancient one here. we're still trying to prod a few words of wisdom from his decrepit frame but his just far too stubborn
50:00 <bee_girl> How old is ancient? 
50:00 <Serenity> DUCK TALES
51:00 <Serenity> A WOOO OOO
51:00 <Serenity> 45
51:00 <bee_girl> My ex is 45
52:00 <bee_girl> I suppose it's all relative 
52:00 <doctor> I'm old at 27 so he's by far ancient
52:00 <Serenity> that oldest person ive been with is 31
52:00 <Serenity> n thats old
53:00 <Bastardly_One> youth is wasted on the young
53:00 <bee_girl> Poor b1
53:00 <Serenity> that quote is more about teens
53:00 <bee_girl> Old1
54:00 <bee_girl> They seem to be having a good time of it these days 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> little arseholes
55:00 <ShadowLurker> (_*_)
55:00 <ShadowLurker> he's got his eye on you
55:00 <ShadowLurker> too late to change his mind
55:00 <ShadowLurker> he's in love with your death
55:00 <doctor> we'll be burying you soon shortly anyhow
56:00 <Serenity> rofl
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah right
57:00 <ShadowLurker> Bastardly_One is a vampire
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you cheap cunts will just chuck me in the skip out the back o cole
57:00 <ShadowLurker> 485yrs old
57:00 <Bastardly_One> *of coles
57:00 <Maurice> Everyday they're out there making DUCK TALES
57:00 <Maurice> Fuck yeahhhh
58:00 <ShadowLurker> vadge bandits
58:00 <Maurice> You love it
58:00 <ShadowLurker> i do
58:00 <Serenity> mmm cake
58:00 <ShadowLurker> O.o
59:00 <Maurice> I want all the food right now
59:00 <Maurice> I have garlic butter chicken duets in the freezers, but they'll take too long
59:00 <Bastardly_One> go have a couple more cones
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I do 
59:00 <Maurice> -s, only in 1 freezer
59:00 <Bastardly_One> stops the cravings for a while
00:00 <Serenity> tied up in the road with a pentagram in the center
00:00 <doctor> true b1, this way we'll all get a feed from the bins when we finally lay you to rest
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna be cremeated so set fire to it afterward
01:00 <Serenity> cant i set fire to you now
01:00 <MajikNinja> LOL
01:00 <Maurice> Serenity, did duck tales come into your head due to the nova article
01:00 <Bastardly_One> funny you should mention that 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> no
01:00 <Serenity> yes yes it did
02:00 <Maurice> Lol I just saw it
02:00 <doctor> we'll throw you in the bin, set it ablaze and then push it down a hilly street for all the neighborhood to see
02:00 <Bastardly_One> valhalla street bum style
03:00 <MajikNinja> then we'll summon the demons from the beyond to collect your dementd soul
03:00 <Bastardly_One> already have
04:00 <Bastardly_One> great
04:00 <Bastardly_One> now I have Debbie in the Dark in my head 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yuck
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <MajikNinja> shes hot man
05:00 <Bastardly_One> all these dreadlocks dirty bums with scraggly beards though setting fire to the skip and pushing it down a hill
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I can see this clearly
06:00 <Bastardly_One> sending me off to Valhalla
06:00 <Maurice> My kids got toblerones from mums house today, would it be wrong if I ate them
06:00 <MajikNinja> ima be a jay you dubble gee aye ell oh
06:00 <MajikNinja> nope
06:00 <Bastardly_One> do they know?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck 'em anyway
06:00 <MajikNinja> leave them iou's
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you're bent
06:00 <Bastardly_One> replace them tomorrow
06:00 <Maurice> They're the size in between normal and funsize
06:00 <doctor> they're kids, not like they can do anything about it if you did
06:00 <Maurice> I'm not bent, why do you keep saying that
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I assume too much 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I am ... I'm beyond bent
07:00 <Maurice> Theres 3, I should eat 1 and make them share the other 2
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a circle or something
08:00 <MajikNinja> heeeeey gurl
08:00 <MajikNinja> how you doin
09:00 <MajikNinja> only a select few can handle this freek shit
09:00 <MajikNinja> axe murderers
09:00 <MajikNinja> we dont die
09:00 <Maurice> Straight away the New Girl theme came into my head
09:00 <MajikNinja> ur a fgt
09:00 <Maurice> You go eat a dick
10:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up or I'll recite Boondox
10:00 <MajikNinja> bring it
10:00 <MajikNinja> dont
10:00 <Serenity> plz dont
10:00 <Serenity> no gay allowed
10:00 <MajikNinja> ^
10:00 <Bastardly_One> well shut up
10:00 <MajikNinja> NO
10:00 <Serenity> FREAKS OF THE NIGHT
10:00 <MajikNinja> serial killers
10:00 <MajikNinja> we dont die
10:00 <Maurice> I think Ted Bundy begs to differ
11:00 <Serenity> someone buy me a twiztid cushion
11:00 <Serenity> ill do sexual favours
11:00 <MajikNinja> i wanna paint my face thow on the onsie then walk aroung n see how long it takes the cops to show up
12:00 <MajikNinja> nek minnut excessive sends one to the wrong addy
12:00 <Maurice> About an hour and 15 mins probably
12:00 <Maurice> LOL
12:00 <Bastardly_One> already posted to 
12:00 <Maurice> I can't believe he did that
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Adrian
12:00 <Maurice> What a fucking mong
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll mail it to you
12:00 <MajikNinja> thats full creepspec
12:00 <MajikNinja> over 9k creep
12:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you said that 
12:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PqzIpcDlkY <- excessive irl
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Anybody Killa - Hey Girl (OFFICIAL VIDEO) (Jun 26, 2013) 4:03 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 2,353 likes (93.8%), 155 dislikes (6.2%)
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ABK would fuck you up for comparing him
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but lyrically ... yes
13:00 <Serenity> more the theme of the song lol
13:00 <Serenity> not actual abk
13:00 <Serenity> hes cool as fuck
13:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit 
14:00 <Maurice> He probably sent it to Mr Franklin
14:00 <Serenity> he doesnt get why its creepy
15:00 <Bastardly_One> how is it not creepy?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not like he asked you and then sent it 
15:00 <Serenity> well tahts what a normal person would think lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you know my latest novelty thing?
16:00 <Serenity> it would be like me finding out where lumeah lives... and sending her something of her favourite music etc
16:00 <Serenity> creepy
16:00 <Bastardly_One> getting snail mail off my o/s friends
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be over it when I have all these letters I have to answer back 
17:00 <Thoth> My hairy balls blowing in the wind
18:00 <Maurice> Or like sending her Fang, Hagrids dog
18:00 <Serenity> buahahahaha
18:00 <Maurice> I have access to one of those too, just fyi
18:00 <Serenity> she went nuts at me for calling her hagrid the other day
18:00 <Maurice> But she's brown
18:00 <Maurice> The dog, not Lumeah that is
18:00 <Serenity> lol
19:00 <Maurice> Although she drools as much as Lumeah
19:00 <MajikNinja> bunch of boring fucks
20:00 <knuckles> im a boring fuck that just made the best life decision, eat this chicken!
20:00 <MajikNinja> eat the chicken
20:00 <MajikNinja> check
20:00 <MajikNinja> winning
21:00 <Maurice> Damn, I could go a fuck
21:00 <Maurice> Even a boring one
21:00 <MajikNinja> :)
21:00 <MajikNinja> come over
21:00 <Serenity> i want hawaiian pizza
21:00 <MajikNinja> bring pizza
21:00 <Serenity> bring one with you ill give you what you want
21:00 <Maurice> LOL
21:00 <Maurice> Hang on, did MajikNinja just call himself a boring fuck
21:00 <MajikNinja> get one from that place over from the forum
21:00 <MajikNinja> yes
22:00 <Serenity> im not but
22:00 <Serenity> wink wink
22:00 <MajikNinja> ;)
22:00 <Maurice> Nudge nudge
22:00 <Maurice> By that I mean my car, not your vag
22:00 <MajikNinja> we have all the equipment needed for quality assured rootage
22:00 <Serenity> loool
23:00 <MajikNinja> I FUCKING HATE HER TO DEATH
23:00 <Serenity> IIIIIIIIII WANT YOU OFF THIS PLANETTTTTT
23:00 <Maurice> I keep refreshing my cotd page to see when my order is being shipped
23:00 <Serenity> YOU DONT WANT ME AND I JUST CANT STAND ITTTT
23:00 <Maurice> My new vibe comes with batteries, which is odd
23:00 <Serenity> what did you get?
23:00 <Maurice> Another bunny
23:00 <Serenity> oooo
23:00 <Maurice> And lube and toy cleaner
23:00 <MajikNinja> woo
24:00 <Thoth> omg seeing proper aurora
24:00 <Maurice> The wevibe is fucking awesome though, not sure anything beats that
24:00 <Serenity> thats acid
24:00 <Maurice> My window is proof of that
24:00 <Thoth> achievement unlocked
24:00 <MajikNinja> LOL
24:00 <Serenity> did you smash the window
25:00 <Maurice> I didn't smash it
25:00 <MajikNinja> wevibe is the best thing ever
25:00 <Maurice> But I threw it at it when I was done
25:00 <Serenity> loll
25:00 <MajikNinja> LOOOOL
25:00 <Maurice> Well, I threw it in that direction
25:00 <Maurice> It just connected lol
25:00 <MajikNinja> PEW PEW
25:00 <Maurice> *throw* 'now let me sleep'
26:00 <Serenity> lol
26:00 <Thoth> can you guys see aurora in melb?
26:00 <Serenity> none of us are in melb
26:00 <Maurice> I'd have to get to melb first
27:00 <Maurice> And I don't want to do that
27:00 <MajikNinja> noone does
27:00 <Maurice> I feel like a goddamn super hero when I lift my laptop with one hand
28:00 <Maurice> Which I just did so I could come outside, now I can hear people noises and I don't like it
29:00 <MajikNinja> love it when the blood squirt on me
29:00 <MajikNinja> cut em up chuck
29:00 <doctor> I just went outside for a smoke and there were people cheering on for whatever reason, but I liked it
30:00 <MajikNinja> (y)
30:00 <doctor> I don't mind people having a good time
30:00 <Maurice> I'm out smoking and its sounding like someone is running over a roll of bubble wrap with a steam roller
30:00 <Maurice> POPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOP
31:00 <doctor> lol, sounds like something from a horror flick
31:00 <Thoth> okay can you guys see aurora from prison or centrelink
31:00 <Maurice> I dont know either of those words
31:00 <Serenity> we're not even in the eastern states Thoth so no
31:00 <Serenity> we cant see what you can
32:00 <Thoth> south
32:00 <Thoth> its polar
32:00 <Thoth> my fagography skills are lacking
33:00 <MajikNinja> wheres god when shit goes down
34:00 <Maurice> Pretty sure Odin got rid of him
34:00 <Maurice> And from what I can gather, Loki got rid of Odin
34:00 <Serenity> i banged him now hes too embarrassed to show his face
34:00 <Maurice> But i'm unclear
34:00 <Maurice> Lol
35:00 <MajikNinja> LOL
35:00 <MajikNinja> of course youre unclear
35:00 <Maurice> Look m8, I googled why the ending happened and even google doesn't know
35:00 <MajikNinja> when im clownin
35:00 <MajikNinja> i get silly
36:00 <MajikNinja> like somethin laced my philly
36:00 <MajikNinja> my heartbeat poundin
37:00 <Thoth> my tripod is erect
37:00 <Maurice> Same
38:00 <MajikNinja> whoop whoop
39:00 <Bastardly_One> co my show's outstanding
39:00 <Bastardly_One> *coz
39:00 <MajikNinja> get loony
40:00 <Maurice> tunes
40:00 <MajikNinja> i came here to clown
40:00 <MajikNinja> so lets get lunatik n jump around
40:00 <MajikNinja> jump jump jump jump jump get loony
41:00 <Maurice> I really want to say, jump up jump up and get down
41:00 <MajikNinja> LOL
41:00 <Maurice> But I know it's the wrong lyrics
41:00 <Serenity> its not
41:00 <Serenity> lol
41:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjhZnSLuU_Q&list=UU976cmBIr3xFimgrzPjc8pg
41:00 <MajikNinja> play the vid
41:00 <Maurice> IS THAT THE SONG
41:00 <Maurice> Woah
41:00 <MajikNinja> its great
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ICP - Jump Around (Feb 1, 2013) 3:39 - Category: Entertainment - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 2,077 likes (90.7%), 213 dislikes (9.3%)
41:00 <Maurice> I'm so young i'm old
41:00 <Serenity> no its not 'the' song
42:00 <Bastardly_One> shout, shout, blow it all out
42:00 <Maurice> You pair of poofs are pooftastic
42:00 <Maurice> You pipe down
42:00 <Maurice> Old man
42:00 <MajikNinja> :)
42:00 <Bastardly_One> this is the shit what can do without 
42:00 <Serenity> we are its horrible
42:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off
42:00 <Bastardly_One> tellin' 'em all fuck off
42:00 <Bastardly_One> in violent times ... 
42:00 <Serenity> JUMP UP N DOWN LIKE A CLOWN GET LOONY
42:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck this I am having a booooooooooooooong
42:00 <MajikNinja> b1's on a whole nother song to everyone else
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I am 
42:00 <Maurice> Sometimes I can't believe Cam is only a couple of years younger than Bastardly_One
43:00 <MajikNinja> just dont think about it
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
43:00 <MajikNinja> pretend its not true
43:00 <Maurice> I look at Cam and he's got a V and I drool
43:00 <Maurice> Then I look at Bastardly_One and he's bald
43:00 <Bastardly_One> by choice
43:00 <Maurice> Not that theres anything wrong with that
43:00 <Maurice> But there is
43:00 <Bastardly_One> seen me with hair?
43:00 <Maurice> Yes
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I look better with none
43:00 <Maurice> It was worse
43:00 <MajikNinja> bald badger
44:00 <Maurice> How old are you again? 45?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> on Sat I am 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> so, nearly
44:00 <Maurice> Am I getting that in 3 yrs? :/
44:00 <Maurice> Today is saturday
44:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I was saner a few years ago
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the next one coming up
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the 20th
45:00 <Serenity> haha jason mewes is in big money rustlas
45:00 <Maurice> Let me make a note on my phone so it alerts me
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh he was too
45:00 <Bastardly_One> couldn't get into that as I could Hustlas
45:00 <MajikNinja> ur shit then
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the jokes don't work a second time
46:00 <Bastardly_One> because you fucked my homie
46:00 <Maurice> Has anyone seen Need For Speed
46:00 <Serenity> and ron jeremy
46:00 <Serenity> nope
46:00 <Maurice> Is it worth me moving my fat arse to put it in the dvd player
46:00 <Maurice> No? Good
46:00 <Bastardly_One> doubt it 
46:00 <Maurice> I'll just replay Pitch Perfect
46:00 <Maurice> Cams mum goes 'What is picture perfect?
46:00 <Maurice> '
47:00 <Maurice> FUCK OFF OLD BITCH
48:00 <Bastardly_One> eat monopoly and shit out connect foooooooooooour
49:00 <knuckles> b1
49:00 <knuckles> I have been thinking
50:00 <knuckles> how would I sum up big brother and suggest a new way
50:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit you never think
50:00 <knuckles> what're your thoughts?
50:00 <knuckles> don't act like Picard.
50:00 <Serenity> these movies are worth watching just to watch jamie
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he is a retard without his makeup full stop
50:00 <knuckles> far out
50:00 <Serenity> you shut your face
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah extra retarded ... good value
50:00 <knuckles> you ask some dude that's dying
51:00 <knuckles> for his input
51:00 <SugarBear> :O
51:00 <knuckles> and he shrugs it off
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmm I don't watch BB
51:00 <knuckles> neither do i
51:00 <Bastardly_One> to have an opinion
51:00 <knuckles> but i switched to it when eating then
51:00 <knuckles> so i formed one based on what i saw and the previous shows
52:00 <Bastardly_One> always about the monAY
52:00 <Bastardly_One> greedy fat cunt
52:00 <knuckles> mm
52:00 <BigBabySweets> where's my money motherfuckka
52:00 <Bastardly_One> monAY
52:00 <knuckles> they seem to pick people that could excell in other media areas
52:00 <knuckles> specifically radio
53:00 <BigBabySweets> ffs its only manAY when it's not followed by motherfukka
53:00 <BigBabySweets> monAY*
54:00 <Bastardly_One> aint nobody left out
54:00 <Bastardly_One> everybody gets to go 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking OW!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I just tipped outta my chair
55:00 <knuckles> I think
55:00 <knuckles> personally
55:00 <knuckles> fuck thinking about who the bb contestents could become
55:00 <knuckles> put cunts like us in there
55:00 <knuckles> I mean all of us
56:00 <knuckles> I'd love for sezz to turkey slap me waking me up
56:00 <knuckles> so I could go belt Picard for no reason.
56:00 <knuckles> xD
56:00 <Serenity> horses have bum cheeks
56:00 <Bastardly_One> we'd all bash you within the first day
57:00 <knuckles> id love that
57:00 <knuckles> FMJ style
57:00 <knuckles> i start crying like a bitch
57:00 <doctor> jahhny we sarry
58:00 <knuckles> b1, people would rather watch pain and defecation in the swimming pool than these over ten idiots doing the same thing people did ten years ago
58:00 <knuckles> :P
00:00 <BigBabySweets> well ill be a porkupines dickhole
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I went to the zoo the other day and the meerkats didn't seem too impressed when I asked them about car insurance
10:00 <Maurice> Maybe they didn't want to talk to you
11:00 <doctor> "excuse me human, do you mind? I think you've done enough as it is"
11:00 <BigBabySweets> .
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, I wasn't going to mention that 
12:00 <Maurice> It answered me https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1385486_10151951575665844_1652373456_n.jpg?oh=31bf449b8018655fc1f85b6e648c621b&oe=54895C34
12:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I want a family of them
12:00 <doctor> i saved that pic
12:00 <Bastardly_One> love the little fuckers
13:00 <Maurice> This is what our bears used to be in, minus the green https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1383300_10151951582800844_598621483_n.jpg?oh=e147fbf28ae05c0e193904bd33f32374&oe=54CA4650&__gda__=1417917323_42bc0fdb69f03dd0e2bf674ba6a4474f
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't remember the bears at all at the Melbourne Zoo
14:00 <Maurice> We chucked our kids over the waist high fences to pose in those cages
14:00 <Maurice> Poor bears
14:00 <Bastardly_One> they exist ... I just can't remember them
14:00 <Maurice> I went to melb zoo
14:00 <Maurice> My photos got lost >.<
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... that's maybe why I don't remember them too ... I remember the polar bear didn't look happy
15:00 <Maurice> We saw the silver back
15:00 <Maurice> This was about 5 yrs ago
15:00 <BigBabySweets> you two frogs just relax
15:00 <Maurice> O
15:00 <Maurice> Er
15:00 <Maurice> I'm not french
15:00 <Maurice> Yet
16:00 <BigBabySweets> im sure sezz would give you all the french you need
16:00 <Bastardly_One> reow
16:00 <Maurice> Oh my
23:00 <BigBabySweets> i give moustache rides for two bits
23:00 <Maurice> I have 4
24:00 <BigBabySweets> ;)
24:00 <Maurice> Damnit, I miss Cam
30:00 <BlackDevil> Oscar Pistorius has been found GUILTY of culpable homicide
31:00 <BigBabySweets> welcome to yesterday fuckarse
31:00 <BlackDevil> i was fapping
31:00 <BlackDevil> missed the story
31:00 <Maurice> Ugh
35:00 <knuckles> cheese
35:00 <knuckles> and zinger pieces of chicken
36:00 <knuckles> so so good
36:00 <Bastardly_One> so is this straz and sauce roll
40:00 <Bastardly_One> beep beep!
41:00 <Thoth> add bbq sauce
44:00 <Serenity> i has pb on toast
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I want another roll now but with something else on it 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe smooth pb
44:00 <BigBabySweets> yeah u do
44:00 <Bastardly_One> cbf'ed
44:00 <BigBabySweets> have sum more freckles
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> talk about stick my neck out 
45:00 <BigBabySweets> lool
45:00 <Bastardly_One> just had to be watching eh?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> wish there was a delete post option
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
47:00 <doctor> you tried those e-cigs b1?
48:00 <Maurice> PB!
48:00 <Maurice> Some mutton ate all mine >.<
48:00 <DrGore> omg
48:00 <DrGore> symetrical boobs
48:00 <BigBabySweets> LOL
48:00 <BigBabySweets> mutton
48:00 <Maurice> Well she is
48:00 <BigBabySweets> hahahahaha
48:00 <Maurice> She keeps crapping on about how fat her bf of 8yrs is
49:00 <Maurice> If you love him, what does it matter
49:00 <Serenity> oh man one of the ladies on BH saw that 8 year old get flung from the show ride
49:00 <Maurice> OH
49:00 <Maurice> I read the article of the 8yr who died
49:00 <BigBabySweets> :(
50:00 <Maurice> My quiet yet asshole nearly 8 yr old could have copped it
50:00 <knuckles> Well if my name ain't Prickle D. Fraud!
52:00 <Maurice> Your name is fuckwit von trousertard
52:00 <Serenity> bah im getting a headache
52:00 <Serenity> stupid vodka
53:00 <Maurice> I'm nomming hash browns
53:00 <Serenity> i have a hankerin for hawaiian pizza
53:00 <Maurice> You offered me head in return
54:00 <Serenity> deal
55:00 <DrGore> omg red on blonde action
55:00 <Serenity> you what
55:00 <DrGore> sorry wrong window
55:00 <DrGore> google search
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <Maurice> ..
56:00 <Bastardly_One> .
57:00 <DrGore> blonde red older gent
57:00 <DrGore> fuck I did it again
57:00 <Maurice> Thats me
57:00 <DrGore> soory
57:00 <Maurice> Blonde red man
57:00 <Serenity> yeah no one believes you are doing that by accident
57:00 <DrGore> my mates a red head
58:00 <DrGore> and colour blind
58:00 <Maurice> Nobody cares about your mate
58:00 <DrGore> so i asked him how long did it take fir him to realise he is a ranga
58:00 <Serenity> colour blind doesnt mean you cant see any colours
58:00 <BigBabySweets> LOOOL
59:00 <DrGore> no shit i asked him just to piss him off
59:00 <BigBabySweets> .
59:00 <DrGore> maybe he thought he was a grey
00:00 <BigBabySweets> shut up
01:00 <DrGore> and by the way, red is the colour that fuckes em up
01:00 <DrGore> fucks
02:00 <BigBabySweets> shut the fuck up
02:00 <DrGore> so a colour blind ranga is gold
02:00 <BigBabySweets> no
02:00 <BigBabySweets> ur full of shit
02:00 <BigBabySweets> shut up
02:00 <DrGore> are you a ranga?
02:00 <Serenity> dude just stop
02:00 <BigBabySweets> fuck off
04:00 <DrGore> pff rangers
04:00 <DrGore> no soul
07:00 <DrGore> @Serenity> yeah no one believes you are doing that by accident
07:00 <DrGore> haha
07:00 <DrGore> fuck i just cought that
07:00 <DrGore> really
10:00 <SheriffSugarwolf> yes really
10:00 <DrGore> disgruntled housewife protector
10:00 <SheriffSugarwolf> loool
11:00 <SheriffSugarwolf> you on your own now
11:00 <DrGore> your not on my side SheriffSugarwolf
11:00 <DrGore> really
12:00 <SheriffSugarwolf> eat a dick
12:00 <DrGore> eat a housewife
12:00 <DrGore> bahaha
12:00 <DrGore> you wish
12:00 <SheriffSugarwolf> i plan to
16:00 <SheriffSugarwolf> Bastardly_One is now known as cockholster
19:00 <SheriffSugarwolf> how you gonna fuck with the wickid clowns
19:00 <SheriffSugarwolf> wicked clowns will never die
20:00 <SheriffSugarwolf> bed time
02:00 <mammaltriasaours> fuck drinking
02:00 <mammaltriasaours> im sober btw
04:00 <DrGore> blasphemy
14:00 <mammaltriasaours> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-09-13/power-reach-prelim-after-stunning-comeback-win-over-dockers/5742106
17:00 <milk> will the dockers win one before the giants?
19:00 <mammaltriasaours> do i look like a furtune teller
19:00 <mammaltriasaours> say yes
22:00 <milk> you work at IKEA?
23:00 <milk> you ever been to IKEA on a sat arvo?
20:00 <Sponge> tell me about ikea
20:00 <Sponge> i just got the ikea annual catalogueueeue
15:00 <Saemon> yo
20:00 <Saemon> isis is coming.
22:00 <Saemon> christian warriors of the west, i urge you, as hope his holiness Pope Constantinius IV urged world of Christiandom during the 11th century, to rise up and take up arms against this islamic threat to the west
23:00 <Saemon> god wills it! 
23:00 <Saemon> take up arms and fight in the name of christ, and all your sins shall be absolved!
25:00 <Saemon> fighting and sacrificing your life in the name of christ is the selfess act of devotion and faith that shall ensure the passage of your soul into the kingdom of heaven
32:00 <Saemon> wow these christian crusader rhetoric isnt so different from muslim jihadists rhetorics at all
32:00 <Saemon> all religions have their extremists n fanatics
46:00 <milk> hello
47:00 <MusiciaN> your name makes me think of me myself and irene
48:00 <MusiciaN> milky
48:00 <milk> hmmm
49:00 <milk> haven't seen it
49:00 <milk> is it a Russian psychology thriller
49:00 <milk> ?
55:00 <Loof> i'm so erect
55:00 <milk> the tyranny of trannysaurus
03:00 <MusiciaN> yes, me myself and irene starring jim carey is a russian psychological thriller
03:00 <MusiciaN> i have no idea how you guessed
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> It's Frank Sidebottom's Fantastic Shed Show!!!!
04:00 <MusiciaN> wow i love sheds!
06:00 <MusiciaN> they're so sheddy!
10:00 <MusiciaN> entertain me Pandas
12:00 <MusiciaN> somebody say something provocative so i can argue with you
14:00 <Blarp> The sky is blue
14:00 <Blarp> *nods*
16:00 <Nikky`> Blue? wtf? why lie for
17:00 <Blarp> okay, blue with white bits of fluff
17:00 <Nikky`> See, don't lie to me again
18:00 <Blarp> :(
19:00 <MusiciaN> the sky appears blue because the particles reflect away most of the other colours
20:00 <MusiciaN> without the sun it wouldn't be blue
21:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, he sure told you Blarp
21:00 <Nikky`> :P
21:00 <MusiciaN> like night time
21:00 <MusiciaN> where is your blue at night mother fucker
21:00 <MusiciaN> lol
21:00 <MusiciaN> i've run out of things to watch on tv
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols MusiciaN
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> i made ice tea
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> and drank it all :(
22:00 <Nikky`> Then you clearly didnt make enough of it
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> ino
22:00 <Nikky`> Go back some more
23:00 <Blarp> well it's more about molecules rather than particles, and they scatter blue light more than they scatter red light, which is why sunset appears red, because the blue is scattered completely away and out of the line of site
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
23:00 <Blarp> it's there at night, there just isn't enough of it to be visible :P
23:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, take that MusiciaN
24:00 <Nikky`> I love a good fight over sky
24:00 <Nikky`> love love love
24:00 <MusiciaN> so the sky goes away at night?
24:00 <Blarp> sure... the sky goes "away" at night
25:00 <MusiciaN> [10:53:32] <Blarp> it's there at night, there just isn't enough of it to be visible :P
25:00 <MusiciaN> according to the way you phrased that, there isn't enough sky to be visible
25:00 <MusiciaN> so part of it must go away
25:00 <Blarp> by it I meant visible light
26:00 <Blarp> perhaps I should have been more specific
26:00 <MusiciaN> but you can see stars
26:00 <MusiciaN> they look white
26:00 <MusiciaN> not blue
26:00 <Blarp> not all of them look white
26:00 <MusiciaN> if the sky was blue, they should all look blue when viewed through the sky
27:00 <Blarp> by that logic, the sun should look blue, or at least green
27:00 <MusiciaN> the sun is not yellow
28:00 <MusiciaN> otherwise white cars would look yellow
28:00 <Blarp> and the blue is caused by a scattering effect, so the orginal object doesn't change colour, the molecules scatting the light do
28:00 <Blarp> we could go deeper if you want... how are you defining which colour is which?
29:00 <Blarp> however the argument could have a problem, if one of us is colour blind, or if our observers are colour blind
29:00 <MusiciaN> mmmm
30:00 <MusiciaN> i'm not
30:00 <Blarp> 8% of the male population is, and 0.5% of women
30:00 <MusiciaN> lets assume we're sphyrical people who are not colour blind and standing in a vacuum
31:00 <Blarp> that could be uncomfortable, are we wearing space suits?
31:00 <MusiciaN> space suits but otherwise naked
31:00 <Blarp> what is the visor of the space suit made from?
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> naked inside the space suit ;)
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> frozen pee
32:00 <MusiciaN> vacuum doesn't have to be cold
32:00 <bradd_pitts> rofl
32:00 <bradd_pitts> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VohAxpboJAs
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mandanah's drum solo Belly Dance (Jan 5, 2009) 5:50 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 28,952 likes (87.6%), dislikes (12.4%) dislikes (12.4%)
33:00 <bradd_pitts>  me irl
33:00 <Blarp> many substances have refractive properties that could cause a significant colour variation, frozen pee would have some sort of colour bias, unless you were really well hydrated
33:00 <MusiciaN> do you think it would be possible to change the colour of the sky
34:00 <Blarp> If we could change the % of various molecules in the air, I'm sure it could change
34:00 <MusiciaN> without killing everybody
34:00 <Blarp> now that condition makes it interesting
34:00 <MusiciaN> lol, there's always a catch
35:00 <Blarp> mind you, whenever there is a decent sized bushfire, the sky goes orange, and if the bushfire doesn't kill you, it looks very pretty
35:00 <MusiciaN> i've seen the sky be green a couple of times
36:00 <MusiciaN> once when i was a kid it actually bathed everything in view green
36:00 <MusiciaN> everything was green
36:00 <MusiciaN> i took pictures of it
37:00 <MusiciaN> i thought it was awesome and everybody else was like... meh whatever
41:00 <Blarp> to the important question, should I pre-order Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond Earth
42:00 <MusiciaN> no
42:00 <MusiciaN> you should wait for it to come out on special on gamersgate
43:00 <MusiciaN> why pay $80 when it will be $25 in a couple of months
44:00 <Blarp> true, but it does bring about another question
44:00 <Blarp> what game should I play now?
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> ryse son of rome is 69 dollars now woot!
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> might grab that and Destiny nxt month
44:00 <MusiciaN> is strongholds2 out yet
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> never heard of strongholds
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
46:00 <MusiciaN> http://store.steampowered.com/app/232890/
46:00 <MusiciaN> how can you never have heard of strongholds
47:00 <MusiciaN> jeebus
47:00 <MusiciaN> its like never having heard of command and conquer
48:00 <MusiciaN> crusader was the best one
48:00 <MusiciaN> this sequel is hottly anticepated
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3d command and conquer
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> i play fps  mostly
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> fps and shit like red dead redemption, arkham that kinda shit
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like a good hack n slash or brawler :P
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's a pity devil may cry lost it's mojo :(
06:00 <MusiciaN> i have a 50% off payday2 coupon thing if you want it
06:00 <MusiciaN> i think you can gift those
06:00 <Loof> wow this Blarp fuckwit is boring
06:00 <Loof> hope he dies soon
06:00 <MusiciaN> lead by example Loof
11:00 <Blarp> sorry, for living... 
15:00 <Shadowgate> Blarp is funny l ol
17:00 <Blarp> I'm special
17:00 <Blarp> *nods*
19:00 <MrMark> booooo!
28:00 <gayfrank> dragon ballzzzzzzzzz
28:00 <gayfrank> dragon ballzzzzzzzzzzzzz
28:00 <gayfrank> dragon ballzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
28:00 <gayfrank> dragon ballzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
29:00 <gayfrank> down by the river
29:00 <gayfrank> down down down
29:00 <gayfrank> simmi simmi cocopop
29:00 <gayfrank> simmi simmi powwwwww
30:00 <Blarp> speaking of "special"
30:00 <gayfrank> woolies special?
30:00 <gayfrank> yes,  i see it too
30:00 <gayfrank> baked beans are reduced to 99c
31:00 <gayfrank> thanks for the tip
31:00 <gayfrank> im going to stock up in the next hour or so
35:00 <gayfrank> brittneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
46:00 <Rak> i will marry the person who brings me lasagne
46:00 <MrMark> i cant cook....
47:00 <ness> i want lasagne too
47:00 <ness> i can't even go to the local cafe
47:00 <BMAX> why
48:00 <ness> big night....feeling retarded
48:00 <gayfrank> i can make you instant lasagne if u bend over to me
48:00 <Rak> ^
48:00 <Rak> errrrrr that ^ was to ness
48:00 <ness> was it?
49:00 <gayfrank> by cumming in your bum with my cheesy sauce ,  al youd have to do then is shit, and the shit can be the meat with cheese on top.
49:00 <ness> too much info
49:00 <gayfrank> sound like a good idea Rak?
49:00 <MrMark> what a charmer
49:00 <BMAX> lol
49:00 <gayfrank> and lasagne is served!
49:00 <ness> i have the worst pash rash ever!!!!!!!
50:00 <ness> seriously its like 3rd degree burns
50:00 <gayfrank> well thats what happens when u let people with STDs pash u
50:00 <Mew> ness you saucy tart
50:00 <ness> no he had stubble and wanted to kiss for 3 hours....fml
51:00 <gayfrank> i always request a blood test before pashing anyone
51:00 <gayfrank> 3 hours?  he musta practiced with his mum a lot
52:00 <ness> hmmm im always cautious with guys that want you to stay the night on the first night
53:00 <ness> I'm always outta there once im done
53:00 <BMAX> I only ask to stay for an hour or so
54:00 <gayfrank> lucky u,  im done with a quickie in less than 5 minutes usually
55:00 <gayfrank> then im running out the door
55:00 <MrMark> what a charmer
55:00 <MusiciaN> ahhh
55:00 <MusiciaN> so that was you frank
55:00 <ness> i copped marathon man last night.........i just wanted it to end!!!!
55:00 <gayfrank> once i cum its like, get the fuck away from me
55:00 <MusiciaN> i thought i felt something for 5 minutes then somebody was running out my door before i fully woke up
56:00 <ness> lol
56:00 <BMAX> hahaha
57:00 <ness> is this channel gay during the day?
57:00 <ness> not that there is anything wrong with that
58:00 <BMAX> bring back the late 90's i say
00:00 <MrMark> bring back the early 90s
00:00 <MrMark> and late 80s
01:00 <ness> true, fun times
02:00 <MrMark> simplier times
04:00 <ness> yep
05:00 <Matthew> it's very gay... all the time
05:00 <Matthew> not just during the day
07:00 <Serenity> its even gayer at night
07:00 <MrMark> i never noticed.........
18:00 <MrMark> good hes gone
18:00 <ness> lol
21:00 <SheriffSugarwolf> all homo
22:00 <British^Meat> lol MusiciaN wtf was that all about?
22:00 <SheriffSugarwolf> drugs
25:00 <MusiciaN> i wish
26:00 <Loof> retard hour
27:00 <MusiciaN> it was about emuls wanting the goverment to regulate everything in her life and me with the opposite view
27:00 <MusiciaN> and then i said there's no such thing as altruism when she had just said she works where she does because she's altruistic
27:00 <MusiciaN> ban!
41:00 <MrMark> drugs!
42:00 <caballero> dobbed on 
42:00 <MrMark> drugs r bad mmmmmmmmmmmmkay
42:00 <BMAX> drugs are rad
43:00 <BMAX> perscription ones are much better though 
43:00 <MrMark> i got none left lol
43:00 <MusiciaN> speaking of drugs
43:00 <MusiciaN> i'm going to make an alcaholic coffee
43:00 <BMAX> 1% coffee
43:00 <MrMark> Baileys?
44:00 <BMAX> 99% scotch
44:00 <MrMark> yeah well alright
44:00 <MusiciaN> cowboys
44:00 <caballero> possible coffee idea. sparkling coffee. so you get the fizz in the same cup
44:00 <MusiciaN> it's like baileys but more butterscotchy
45:00 <caballero> i'm an ideas man !
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> caballero are you watching the show?
45:00 <BMAX> the v8's?
45:00 <caballero> which show?
45:00 <BMAX> thats the only show on!
46:00 <MrMark> the v8 bullshit cars
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh my glob! ur not?
46:00 <caballero> care balls
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> why Frank Sidebottom's Fantastic Shed Show of course!!!
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> hold on my mums calling me
46:00 <MrMark> shed show!!
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> NO MUM IM NOT TALKING ON THE PHONE TO DIRTY PROSTITUTES! 
46:00 <MrMark> thats much better than v8s!!
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> *throws phone at wall*
47:00 <MrMark> u have no money left for dirty prostitutes
47:00 <caballero> lol
47:00 <British^Meat> hue
48:00 <MusiciaN> what do you mean you killed him cha cha cha
48:00 <MusiciaN> he didn't suffer, i fed him into the waste grinder and flushed his bits into space
48:00 <MusiciaN> lol, i love this episode
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> suck my dick you prossie!
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> *slaps hooker in the face*
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> WHERE'D YOU LEARN THAT TECHNIQUE? A FUCKIN' CHEESE GRATER!
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> SLUT
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> snort teh ballz
50:00 <MrMark> gee be nice to hookers
50:00 <MusiciaN> right?
50:00 <MusiciaN> tom tucker wouldn't approve
51:00 <caballero> sometimes i just want someone to talk to. a service worker just gets me you knwo
52:00 <MusiciaN> no...
52:00 <MusiciaN> i've never paid anybody for a servicing
53:00 <MusiciaN> mmmm thats good coffee
53:00 <BMAX> it may not be with money but you always pay something
53:00 <caballero> lol
53:00 <MusiciaN> yes obviously
53:00 <MusiciaN> every time you have to put up with a woman crying about nonsense
53:00 <MusiciaN> just think of it as sex in the bank
54:00 <MusiciaN> isn't that right Mew
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> be nice to hookers dammit!
57:00 <MrMark> yes
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
57:00 <Owen> I wish my iPod was USB3
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> no no no no no
57:00 <Owen> Its quicker to download the albums than transfer to iPod
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wish my usb3 was an egg
57:00 <MrMark> say "can i please cum on your face"
57:00 <Owen> *NBN World Problems*
58:00 <MusiciaN> lol that does suck doesn't it owen
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's shit when hookers dont kiss
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur anus hole
58:00 <MrMark> those damn non-anusing hookers
58:00 <Owen> Yeah, seriously, I'm paying you to lick my arse, i want your tongue in so deep that it's coming out of my throat.
58:00 <MusiciaN> gross
59:00 <MusiciaN> i can't believe the amount of usb3 pen drives that are the same speed as usb2
00:00 <Owen> my USB3 hard drives are pretty quick though
00:00 <MusiciaN> beware usb3 stick that don't have real speed stats
00:00 <Owen> (and considering I run things on an Intel NUC... i need all the external drives I can)
00:00 <MusiciaN> hard drives are quick yeah
00:00 <MusiciaN> because they're designed for sata which is quicker than usb3
01:00 <MusiciaN> yeah i have 2x3 2tb hdd's in usb3 docks
01:00 <Owen> I just need to find a monitor with built in speakers now
01:00 <MusiciaN> great aren't they :D
01:00 <Owen> (decent speakers)
01:00 <Owen> perhaps I just buy a TV
01:00 <MusiciaN> all built in speakers are crap, don't do it!
01:00 <MusiciaN> why do you need built in speakers
02:00 <Owen> So I can just use the HDMI cable only for sound
03:00 <MrMark> yawn
03:00 <MusiciaN> so you're getting crappy overpriced sound quality because it provides the option for one less tiny cord
03:00 <TheRon> have a beer pick me up
03:00 <Owen> Pretty much
03:00 <Owen> Because it looks ugly as fuck using the front of the NUC for audio out
03:00 <MusiciaN> i wouldn't trust my graphics card to be my sound card, but hey, go for gold
04:00 <Owen> I use the onboard sound anyway
04:00 <MusiciaN> why use the front of your pc for sound?
04:00 <MusiciaN> i never bother even plugging it in
04:00 <MusiciaN> but you're not using the on board sound if you're using hdmi
04:00 <Owen> http://www.legitreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/intel-nuc-io-645x428.jpg <--- That's my PC case 
04:00 <MusiciaN> okay
04:00 <Owen> Notice how there's no audio out on the rear?
04:00 <TheRon> it's amazing
05:00 <MusiciaN> usb hub + usb sound
05:00 <Owen> The sound from this device is decent enough
06:00 <MusiciaN> but hmmMM! you're obviously not interested in quality with that pc so go for the monitor with speakers
06:00 <MusiciaN> lol
06:00 <TheRon> everybody wants to rule the world
06:00 <MrMark> tears for fears
06:00 <TheRon> yes!
06:00 <Owen> I currently use a decent set of speakers attached via 3.5mm stereo cable
06:00 <MrMark> :P
07:00 <MrMark> awesome song!!
07:00 <MrMark> one of the best of the 80s
07:00 <TheRon> it is!
07:00 <MusiciaN> VIA 2021 with High Quality 108dB SNR HD audio <- my on board sound
07:00 <MusiciaN> http://www.gigabyte.com.au/products/product-page.aspx?pid=4642#ov
08:00 <Saemon> omg! australia is sending troops to battle isis!!
08:00 <TheRon> i have absolutely no idea what MusiciaN and Owen are saying
08:00 <Saemon> WE'RE GOIN TO WAR!!!
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> OH MY GLOB 
08:00 <Saemon> WOOOOOO!!!
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's not isis
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's IS Islamic State
08:00 <Owen> Realtek HD Audio
08:00 <TheRon> u2 - desire
08:00 <Maurice> You should go with them Saemon
08:00 <MusiciaN> basically it can output 108dB before the sound starts to degrade
09:00 <Saemon> Maurice i cant my medical condition prevents me from enlisting in the military
09:00 <MrMark> do we have troops? r did they all leave to go on x-factor?
09:00 <Saemon> ive tried
09:00 <TheRon> i'd go but restrictions prevent me 
09:00 <MusiciaN> you tried?
09:00 <MusiciaN> good lord
09:00 <Saemon> yep
09:00 <MusiciaN> why?
09:00 <Saemon>  before
09:00 <MusiciaN> i'm too fat
09:00 <MusiciaN> i'd never get in
09:00 <Saemon> recruitment didnt take me cuz i couldnt pass their medical
10:00 <Maurice> Im too valuable to go
10:00 <MrMark> i cant stand this indecision married with a lack of vision....
10:00 <Saemon> im fat, got mental issues and chronic fatigue syndromw
10:00 <TheRon> i'm too fat lazy, i love my beer and i'm just too old
10:00 <TheRon> damn!
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> it was inevetible that we'd be drawn back onto iraqi soil
10:00 <TheRon> not to mention my height and eyesight
10:00 <Saemon> the army would want someone with depression holding a gun around their men now, would they?
10:00 <MusiciaN> they should just nuke it
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> Islam and democracy do not mix
11:00 <MusiciaN> or give them a nuke in the shape of a big wooden horse
11:00 <MusiciaN> wink wink
11:00 <Saemon> TheRon, excuses mate
11:00 <TheRon> make it so not even an ant could survive there
11:00 <Saemon> piss weak
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> they should have left Saddam alone
11:00 <Saemon> TheRon if u realy wanted to do something
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> george bush should be tried for war crimes imo
11:00 <Saemon> u could go as a merc
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> oer that reminds me cant wait to dl The Devil's Double
11:00 <Saemon> dont be in a proper official military
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> about saddams son
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> looks so good
11:00 <Saemon> thats what im planning to do
11:00 <Maurice> Yeah TheRon stop making excuses only Saemon can do that..
12:00 <Saemon> nah im not making excuses, i will still go and fight alongside our troops
12:00 <MrMark> the Americans have killed more people in history than any terrorist
12:00 <Saemon> as a civilian combatant
12:00 <Saemon> mercenary soldier of fortune
12:00 <Owen> and not through military, through the use of HFCS
12:00 <MusiciaN> MrMark: but most armies have?
12:00 <TheRon> but i'm scred of like guns and shit
13:00 <MusiciaN> i'm scared of meatheads with guns
13:00 <Saemon> then dont use a gun
13:00 <Saemon> use a sword
13:00 <Owen> and a cross bow
13:00 <TheRon> a pike
13:00 <Saemon> or a bow n arrow
13:00 <Saemon> legolas style
13:00 <MusiciaN> they should just use quad copters with cameras and bombs
14:00 <MusiciaN> tell me i'm wrong
14:00 <MusiciaN> it would solve everything
14:00 <MusiciaN> imagine how cheap it would make waging war
14:00 <Saemon> drones 
14:00 <TheRon> everyone should just have a chat over some tea and cucumber sandwiches
14:00 <Saemon> it would be like playing a game
14:00 <MusiciaN> yeah tiny drones
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol ronny
15:00 <MusiciaN> exactly, they could pay a bunch of 13yo's
15:00 <Saemon> hell yeah
15:00 <Saemon> i know how fucken good kids are these days in call of duty n shit?
15:00 <MusiciaN> there's a movie about that
15:00 <MusiciaN> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105629/
15:00 <Saemon> they are practically military strategists on pro level
15:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Toys (1992) - 5.0/10 of 23,901 votes - Stars: Robin Williams, Michael Gambon, Joan Cusack - Rated: Rated PG-13 for some language and sensuality - Runtime: 2hrs 2mins - Genre: Comedy, Drama, Family, Fantasy - Release Date: 18 December 1992 (USA)
16:00 <MusiciaN> you'd like it Saemon
16:00 <Saemon> lol
16:00 <MusiciaN> i think i can say that
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> call of poopy
16:00 <MusiciaN> i think i know you well enough :D
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> aaahahaha
16:00 <Saemon> 600 is such a small force though
16:00 <Saemon> should send 10,000 uruk-hais
17:00 <Saemon> march to iraq! leave none alive!
17:00 <Maurice> They should scatter lego next to their beds
17:00 <MrMark> im too pissed for this convo
17:00 <Maurice> That'll take them out
17:00 <MusiciaN> what they should do is give a bunch of weapons to everybody in the area around somewhere they want to wipe out
17:00 <TheRon> http://www.pandora.com/simple-minds/celebrate/dont-you-forget-about-me
18:00 <MrMark> guns r bad mmmmmmmmmmmmkay
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> new bf4 maps soon
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> and RAIL GUNS!
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> and hover tanks xD
18:00 <MrMark> oh gee hover tanks
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> yup
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant wait for battlefield hardline
19:00 <TheRon> israel has nukes don't they?
19:00 <MrMark> maybe
20:00 <Student> yooooooooooooo yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
20:00 <Student> she is back 
21:00 <TheRon> you might know of the original sin.........
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> i say let israel take palestine
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> get it over and done with
22:00 <TheRon> have the expendables go in and just blow shit up
22:00 <Student> ha ha
24:00 <Maurice> Expendables 4
24:00 <Student> you dirty infected idiot
24:00 <Student> it is 3 
24:00 <Student> oh 
24:00 <Student> ok 
25:00 <Maurice> ...
26:00 <TheRon> with a rebel yell, she cried more more more
26:00 <Student> pathetic
26:00 <Student> i have seldom seen TheRon talking something refreshing
26:00 <Student> or positive 
26:00 <Student> but never mind
27:00 <TheRon> huh?
27:00 <Student> as i said never mind
27:00 <Maurice> Thats gonna get stuck in my head now TheRon
27:00 <TheRon> ladies you could make a mint with thta video
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> woooo 2pm
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> go today such a nice day!
27:00 <Maurice> Once again Student is typing nonsense
28:00 <TheRon> warming up for rugby league
28:00 <TheRon> by warming up i mean having cans
28:00 <Student> :)
29:00 <TheRon> go melbourne storm
29:00 <Student> right
30:00 <Student> this koalabeer does not talk at all, i think it is a bot 
30:00 <TheRon> i think Student could  be a clown
31:00 <Student> there use to be a guy nick clow operator in here 
31:00 <Student> CoolClown or what 
31:00 <Student> that was his nick 
31:00 <TheRon> .......riiiiiiight
31:00 <Student> ha ha , rightttttttttt
31:00 <Student> '_
31:00 <Student> my other eye is so smally that i can't find a symbol to illustrate that 
32:00 <Student> nice quiet sunday , as usual 
32:00 <Student> use to be a lot of traffic in the morning in here but not so  much now 
32:00 <Mew> Student go home, ur drunk
32:00 <Student> you think that way 
33:00 <TheRon> mew were you drunk last night?
33:00 <Student> but i am just another cool guy or may be coolest 
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> COME BACK WHEN YOU'RE BLOTTO CUNT
33:00 <TheRon> did you grab a mircophone and start doing neil diamond numbers?
34:00 <Mew> Nah I had a couple glasses of wine 
34:00 <Mew> not drunkies tho
34:00 <Student> you washed couple glasses of wine? :P
34:00 <TheRon> what was on last night again?
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's nothin' like suicide in a game <3
36:00 <Mew> You should try it in real life
36:00 <TheRon> is saw a game now??
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> been there 
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> done that
37:00 <Student> :(
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> clinical death for six minutes
37:00 <Student> i am not a bot :(((((((((((((((((((((
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> 1998
37:00 <Student> you silllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> any more suggestions mew?
37:00 <TheRon> student say as little as possible and we'll get along fine
37:00 <Student> ha ha 
37:00 <Student> that would be so boring 
38:00 <TheRon> port adelaide won last night
38:00 <Student> but do not forget this sunday we have a very "Special" person with us now
38:00 <Student> who you are trying to put off TheRon?
39:00 <Student> oh he left :(
39:00 <Student> but he was here last night up to this morning 
39:00 <Mew> Student are u actually drunk
39:00 <TheRon> hawks by how much on sat?
39:00 <Student> no actually 
39:00 <Mew> You so are lmao
39:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
39:00 <Student> Mew can you tell between drunk and normall?
40:00 <Mew> Hey ridski
40:00 <Student> getting drunk is for lameers ;)
40:00 <Student> aaloooooo
40:00 <Student> ok let me pass some "hellos" to few ppl 
40:00 <Student> you all are dirty in here 
40:00 <Student> welcome back Maurice
41:00 <simba> you aer dirty
41:00 <Student> lol @ aer
41:00 <Student> poor simbaloa
42:00 <TheRon> port on at 4.45 awest next weekend
42:00 <Serenity> when did student get so mouthy
42:00 <TheRon> what kind of time is that?
42:00 <simba> Port Adelaide FC Kings of da world
42:00 <Student> well well 
42:00 <Student> i am happy you are awake Serenity
42:00 <TheRon> for the nest week
43:00 <Serenity> been awake for hours you dolt
43:00 <TheRon> port will shock and awe hawthorn for a while and then the hawks will click into gear and win
43:00 <Student> good for you 
43:00 <MusiciaN> when boys are reading about batman spiderman, these aren't fantasies, they're options.
43:00 <MusiciaN> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HksnkliM1mQ
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Superhero thinking (Jul 3, 2011) 1:00 - Category: Comedy - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 9 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
44:00 <Student> oh Tuftoy, :)
44:00 <Student> Tuftoy any luck with seducing girls in here? :)
44:00 <Student> bee_girl what?
44:00 <Student> come on bee_girl i thought you were better than that 
45:00 <TheRon> i think its great
45:00 <MusiciaN> oh please
45:00 <MusiciaN> nobody is better than that
45:00 <Tuftoy> Student, no luck at all and what about with you?
45:00 <MusiciaN> some people just have more options
45:00 <Student> Tuftoy lot of luck 
45:00 <TheRon> beer, helping ugly people have sex since 1856
45:00 <Tuftoy> Student are you Mr Casanova?
45:00 <SheriffSugarwolf> student
46:00 <Student> not from a far distacne Tuftoy
46:00 <SheriffSugarwolf> doesnt it just suck being you
46:00 <bee_girl> better than what student?  a slut who would have casual sex xu mean?
46:00 <TheRon> the cure - just like heaven
46:00 <Student> SheriffSugarwolf sir????
46:00 <Student> bee_girl ha ha 
46:00 <SheriffSugarwolf> like
46:00 <Student> that was funny why slut need a casual sex for 
46:00 <SheriffSugarwolf> do you realise you are desoised by everyone on this network
46:00 <Student> she is already getting paid for it 
46:00 <Tuftoy> Student like there are alot of females that come in here lol
46:00 <SheriffSugarwolf> despised
47:00 <Student> i do not know SheriffSugarwolf what are you talking about , so i will excuse you 
47:00 <TheRon> sluts are the best
47:00 <SheriffSugarwolf> why are you such a shitcunt
47:00 <Student> Tuftoy ha ha , make most of whatever comes in here ;)
47:00 <Tuftoy> TheRon bloody oath
47:00 <TheRon> why is the term slut such a slur
47:00 <Maurice> Sluts dont get paid
47:00 <TheRon> even better
47:00 <Maurice> You stupid camel fucker
47:00 <SheriffSugarwolf> whores do
47:00 <Student> sluts VS Virgins
47:00 <Student> ha ha camel fucker
48:00 <Tuftoy> Student true why not, who are you seducing?
48:00 <TheRon> virgins remember, i'd rather be forgotten
48:00 <Student> Tuftoy oh i am not going to tell you 
48:00 <MrMark> time for more scotch
48:00 <TheRon> good man
48:00 <Student> well there are type of sluts 
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha nice
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> on the rocks?
48:00 <TheRon> i can't be the only one drinking
48:00 <Tuftoy> Student lol is it one or more?
48:00 <MrMark> u cant
48:00 <Maurice> I cant even remember the last name of the guy who took my virginity
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like to pee cubes in mine
48:00 <Serenity> loool
48:00 <Student> Tuftoy i have lost the count lol too much love to share 
48:00 <Serenity> SLUT
49:00 <Maurice> Lol
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> sezz ur the slut
49:00 <MusiciaN> just remember the cure for aids is sex with a virgin. i got that info from a reliable source while visiting a village in africa
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> pming every new male chatter!
49:00 <Tuftoy> Student share the love mate
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hear stories man
49:00 <Student> it is ok if you know the first name of that guy, perfectly all right
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> Tuftoy told me u cracked onto him b4 in pm
49:00 <Student> Tuftoy ha ha 
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
49:00 <TheRon> the cure for aids is cash and lots of it
49:00 <MusiciaN> injected?
49:00 <MrMark> what u drinkin TheRon?
49:00 <Tuftoy> PandasDontDrive he is sharing the love :)
49:00 <Student> it would be lot better if it is "Rack"
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> the cure for aids is simple, we all die of aids
49:00 <Student> a lot better
50:00 <MusiciaN> MrMark it's from southpark
50:00 <TheRon> dunno but it's made from beer
50:00 <MrMark> well ok
50:00 <SheriffSugarwolf> injektid marriwanas
50:00 <Student> this window i going out of the hands
50:00 <Maurice> One marijuana
50:00 <MrMark> i love south park
50:00 <SheriffSugarwolf> fuck off student
50:00 <MusiciaN> its a good episode
50:00 <Student> you are excused SheriffSugarwolf
51:00 <MusiciaN> cartman gets aids and then puposefully infects kyle
51:00 <SheriffSugarwolf> LOL @ you cunt
51:00 <MrMark> lol
51:00 <Student> ha ha 
51:00 <MrMark> dont remember that ep
51:00 <MusiciaN> he squirts a seringe into his mouth while he sleeps
51:00 <MusiciaN> lol
51:00 <MrMark> hehehehe
51:00 <MusiciaN> i'll find the number for you
51:00 <MrMark> soubds like cartman
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop pming me sexual shit MrMark!!!
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> im only gay on thursdays
52:00 <Student> i am a football now
52:00 <Student> play me ladies
52:00 <MrMark> oh soz
52:00 <Student> i will go places no body goes
53:00 <Student> i will roll on 
53:00 <SheriffSugarwolf> dis cunt
53:00 <MusiciaN> epsiode 168 s12e01
53:00 <MrMark> ok
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> hms
53:00 <MrMark> love that show
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> HMS SHESWALLOWS
54:00 <MrMark> PandasDontDrive i msg when im naked on thurs
54:00 <Student> you are always naked
54:00 <TheRon> is it naked thursdays now?
55:00 <MrMark> yes
55:00 <Student> or naked november
55:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/w912F.jpg
55:00 <MrMark> well the weather is warming up so ill be naked for the next coupla months
55:00 <MusiciaN> hehe, i actually have season 12
55:00 <MusiciaN> imma watch that now
55:00 <TheRon> hello ladies
56:00 <MrMark> hi TheRon
56:00 <Mayhem> hallo .o/`
56:00 <Student> lol 
56:00 <MrMark> ill either be naked or wearing a dress.............
56:00 <TheRon> geezus, mass irc orgy brewing and i want out
56:00 <Mayhem> that was easy
57:00 <Student> far away 
57:00 <Mayhem> lol
57:00 <Maurice> TheRon you can join Serenity and my orgy
57:00 <TheRon> cheers
57:00 <Maurice> But its byo lube and tarps
58:00 <Maurice> It gets messy
58:00 <Student> ha ha 
58:00 <MrMark> it gets real messy
58:00 <TheRon> i'll bring some wet wtipes
58:00 <MrMark> wet ones
58:00 <MusiciaN> your game
58:00 <TheRon> can we do it so i can watch the footy?
58:00 <MusiciaN> i'd bring a spare sheet
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> bahaha
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> im broadcasting on twitch
59:00 <Maurice> Sure thing
59:00 <Mayhem> orly
59:00 <TheRon> also i get a bit hungry during
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hope someone pulls a swat on me
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> swatting is all the rage in the US
59:00 <Mayhem> friend was telling me about that swatting trend last night
00:00 <Mayhem> i facepalmed
00:00 <Mayhem> the world has turned retarded
00:00 <TheRon> i'm liking pandora radio
01:00 <MusiciaN> swatting?
01:00 <Student> SWAT units in uSA
01:00 <TheRiddler> I give you
01:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/lO1a2.jpg
01:00 <Student> conducting raids in houses 
01:00 <Mayhem> its when u work out where a live streamer lives, and call a bomb threat in on their address and watch live via twich as they get raided and possibly shot
02:00 <TheRiddler> m&m in foreskin
02:00 <TheRiddler> +s
02:00 <TheRon> when the war is over, got to get away......
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's lolarious
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> some fool is on twitch or wat not broadcasting and the swat busts in
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> its so funny
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> now im watching channel 7 n gaming
03:00 <TheRon> the tennis?
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah Sunday Night
03:00 <TheRon> that crap
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's just fun 
04:00 <TheRon> it's chequebook journalism
04:00 <MusiciaN> i'm not just sure butters... i'm hiv positive!
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> no i mean snapping an ap while gaming lol
04:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/FOCog.jpg
04:00 <TheRiddler> good cosplay
05:00 <TheRon> my mum is half bi so that makes me quarter bi
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
05:00 <MusiciaN> so.... butt play?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima buy so many carrots at coles today ;)
07:00 <TheRon> carrots can also be eaten
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> baby carrots are nice to put up ur ass when ur goin out
07:00 <Student> ha ha 
07:00 <TheRon> cucumber is also a food
08:00 <Student> right
08:00 <Student> it is also green 
08:00 <Mayhem> butt play? heres my pic - http://users.content.ytmnd.com/b/4/0/b4025d9643656a50af7fa96cbfab299c.jpg
09:00 <TheRon> ladies which is the good cucumber, the lebanese or the continental?
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> chicks love to make salad with their vagina muscles
10:00 <TheRon> because they can
10:00 <caballero> no one answered because there are no ladies here 
10:00 <TheRon> fair point
11:00 <Mayhem> i think the only two real girls here are afk
11:00 <caballero> have you tried blood orange for foreplay
11:00 <Mayhem> youll have to settle for MrMark
11:00 <MrMark> yes
11:00 <Mayhem> he's pretty girly though
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like to make black people out of poop
11:00 <caballero> oh yeah that squeeze
11:00 <MusiciaN> swatting is calling in a real threat and waiting until swat show up?
12:00 <Mayhem> yah
12:00 <MrMark> im a smooth twink
12:00 <Mayhem> i heard some kid got charged 27 years prison for doing it to someone
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah MusiciaN
12:00 <Mayhem> yes, yes you are MrMark
12:00 <MusiciaN> i was just reading a news article about it
12:00 <MusiciaN> yeah he did it 3 times
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> like "I KILLED MY GIRLFRIEND AND IM GONNA KILL HER PARENTS"
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> and they rock up to that persons house
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
12:00 <MusiciaN> lard arse just did it to be popular with xbox'rs
13:00 <MusiciaN> what a tard
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> u see the gamer freak out when the swats bust in
13:00 <TheRon> is that a movie?
13:00 <MusiciaN> gamer?
13:00 <MusiciaN> yes
13:00 <MusiciaN> it has the guy from dexter
14:00 <TheRon> dexter done yet?
14:00 <MrMark> Michael C Ha;;
14:00 <MrMark> Hall
14:00 <MusiciaN> yeah i'm sure thats over
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> next dexter season isnt out yet
15:00 <caballero> did dexter kill people that were murderers themselves or innocent people?
15:00 <caballero> never watched the show i used to live under a rock
15:00 <MusiciaN> well his code was that he only kills murderers
15:00 <MusiciaN> he does have a couple of whooops moments
15:00 <TheRon> you know that i wish that i had jessie's girl
16:00 <MusiciaN> facepalm
17:00 <caballero> jessie's girl 
17:00 <ness> is that like faceplant?
17:00 <caballero> where do you find a women like that
17:00 <TheRon> ness i had a great night last night, you mentioned your size E breasts and i was set for the night
17:00 <ness> hahah TheRon
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> "I wish I had Jessies Job.."
17:00 <ness> i had a very messy night last night
17:00 <TheRon> cheers
17:00 <TheRon> messy?
18:00 <TheRon> cream, pillow fights??
18:00 <ness> drunkeness, shenanigans etc
19:00 <TheRon> a stripper in a fireman's costume?
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> anal?
19:00 <BlackDevil> love anal
19:00 <ness> no there were no strippers.  Just a group of girls out to play
19:00 <Student> BlackDevil yes specially the red stole 
20:00 <TheRon> sexually harrassing cute guys?
20:00 <MrMark> i do strip tease...
20:00 <Student> girls like to play with other girls , wow, there is some shortage of man out there 
20:00 <TheRon> maybe some ugly ones
20:00 <MusiciaN> anal?
20:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive http://i.imgur.com/NrP4wfb.jpg
21:00 <TheRon> i do norm from life be in it o'grams
21:00 <MusiciaN> what the hell
21:00 <MusiciaN> worste case of penis envy i've ever seen
21:00 <TheRon> you've never sen those ads
21:00 <Matthew> nice to see Uzbekistan lose in STRAIGHT SETS ... shame, really
22:00 <TheRon> huge shock if hawks and swans aren't in the grand final
22:00 <MusiciaN> ergh football talk
22:00 <BlackDevil> Kanye West refused to continue performing Friday night at his Australian concert until someone in the crowd stood up with everyone else ... problem is, the person was in a wheelchair.
22:00 <BlackDevil> Kanye was playing a gig at the Qantas Credit Union Arena in Sydney when he stopped rapping mid-song ... ordering the crowd to get on their feet before he'd continue.
23:00 <BlackDevil> what a dick
23:00 <Matthew> imagine winning 17 games for the season... losing 1 game in VIC all year... then not even making PF weekend
23:00 <MusiciaN> makes my manjina dry up faster than.. something on something
23:00 <Matthew> LOL
23:00 <MrMark> naked sunday,,,,,,,
23:00 <Matthew> oh it's so good
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL BlackDevil
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> she should not be teaching that class
23:00 <TheRon> i didn't want geelong to play the swans
24:00 <Matthew> oh here we go... lol
24:00 <MrMark> nakedness is good
24:00 <TheRon> what?
24:00 <ness> i wish i had room service at home
24:00 <Matthew> you would of preferred going out in straight sets than making PF weekend
24:00 <MusiciaN> can i just ask somebody
24:00 <Matthew> yeah... keep pulling the pin
24:00 <MusiciaN> why do you care about football
24:00 <TheRon> swans will smash north
24:00 <MusiciaN> anybody... anybody at all
24:00 <Tuftoy> do you think Port will win the hawks?
24:00 <ness> Hi Nikky
24:00 <Nikky`> Hey ness :o)
25:00 <TheRon> port will shock and awe for a while, hawks will click into gear and run away with it
25:00 <Tuftoy> go the power
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> id watch if all the footballers had group sex on the field
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> now that id watch
25:00 <Tuftoy> pfft run away with it lol, it will be close
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> in disgust but still watch.
25:00 <Mayhem> lol
25:00 <TheRon> hawthorn by 36
25:00 <Tuftoy> lmao
26:00 <Tuftoy> no way
26:00 <TheRon> yes way
26:00 <Mayhem> would be good provided the abo footballers arent allowed on the field
26:00 <Tuftoy> lets wait and see
26:00 <Student> racist
26:00 <MusiciaN> what the
26:00 <TheRon> i think the swans win by a truckload
26:00 <Tuftoy> even if the hawks win I hope Sydney win the flag and do it for buddy 
27:00 <TheRon> do it for the cash
27:00 <Matthew> it's always very easy for the Captain Obvious of the world to consistently pick the favourites... Swans and Hawks...
27:00 <Matthew> but BOTH favourites LOST this weekend
27:00 <Matthew> in excellent & pleasing circumstances
27:00 <Matthew> there are no certainties
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> MAKE LOVE NOT WAR
27:00 <TheRon> i can't blame buddy for leaving, they parked a truck load of cash out the front of his house whats the man to do?
27:00 <Tuftoy> excellent and pleasing circumstances? wtf
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> if people did that
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> there'd be a lot of gay sex between israel and palestine
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> eeww
28:00 <Mayhem> yep, racist.
28:00 <TheRon> he's not made of stone
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> YUCK I IMAGINED IT
28:00 <Tuftoy> go to where the cash is
28:00 <TheRon> that sydney rental allowance or whatever it is is bs
29:00 <MusiciaN> racism isn't cool man. playing football is all black boys are good at, you can't take that away from them.
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> bah
29:00 <TheRon> cost of living allowance?
29:00 <Tuftoy> its the afl giving it to victorian clubs
29:00 <Mayhem> you forget. theyre also good at drinking metho
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> racism is acceptable
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's non caucasians that're the most racist..
29:00 <Student> ha ha @ racisim acceptable 
29:00 <TheRon> adam goodes is a tool
29:00 <Matthew> who cares... AFL is shit... let's talk about something else
29:00 <MusiciaN> football and metho, but still the point is valid
29:00 <TheRon> so is michael long
30:00 <Tuftoy> adam goodes is a gun mate
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> 30% of the population in the world are caucasian
30:00 <TheRon> he's a dickhead
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> leaving a big fucking 70% non caucasians
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> percentages speak volumes.
30:00 <TheRon> he got pulled over by the cops up here and used the whole "do you know who i am?" line
31:00 <Mayhem> lol
31:00 <Tuftoy> lol do u blame him
31:00 <TheRon> "you pulled me over because i'm black" line
31:00 <Tuftoy> bloody racist cops
31:00 <Mayhem> magic mushrooms, which are legal in Bali.
31:00 <Mayhem> Read more at http://www.9news.com.au/world/2014/09/13/11/11/wa-man-found-dead-in-bali#DjhM1qRd2OoGF5aY.99
32:00 <Mayhem> magic mushrooms are legal in bali?
32:00 <caballero> if all of europe, north americas, and australia were caucasian it would still fall short to the population of the chinese
32:00 <Mayhem> read more at@?! 
32:00 <Mayhem> fucking html spamware bullshit
32:00 <caballero> i don't feel a single bit unique
33:00 <ness> lol Mayhem
33:00 <caballero> someone build me a spaceship
33:00 <ness> i'm off to bali soon.  I'll have some mushroom
33:00 <TheRon> bali?
33:00 <MusiciaN> thats whats wrong with banning drugs
33:00 <TheRon> i wouldn't take a boogie board
34:00 <MusiciaN> people don't know how to trip propperly and OD all over the place
34:00 <Mayhem> what a retarded country
34:00 <Mayhem> they pwn you for choof but you can eat mushies
34:00 <ness> no boogie boards, just bikinis, dresses and room for shopping
35:00 <TheRon> you go the two piece?
35:00 <TheRon> nice!
37:00 <ness> i feel so broken today. can't move.
37:00 <TheRon> me too
37:00 <TheRon> crack a beer in the morning, always sorts me out
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> i feel like a poof
38:00 <TheRon> feel like?
38:00 <Mayhem> the little foot chairs?
38:00 <Mayhem> i feel like one too, my feet are cold :(
38:00 <TheRon> dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
38:00 <caballero> tinder works ask my ex
39:00 <MusiciaN> why did she raise the money to leave you?
39:00 <TheRon> i like like firelighters, dry grass and some kindling
39:00 <Mayhem> lol tell that to gable tostee
40:00 <caballero> oh god can i really answer that 
40:00 <[DoC]> Student stop flooding me idiot
40:00 <TheRon> out bush, you forget the mathces to light the fire, no worries, all you need is a rag some petrol and some jumper leads
41:00 <Student> ha ha 
41:00 <Student> who let the [DoC] out, whooooooooooo whooooooo whoooooooooo? ;)
42:00 <British^Meat> please, dont engage PandasDontDrive
42:00 <British^Meat> steps are being taken for him to be removed from this room
42:00 <British^Meat> all will be normal again
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahahahaha
42:00 <[DoC]> Student stop it u paki cheap dog
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> enjoy the climb mother fucker!
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> sooky la la 
42:00 <TheRon> can't you two just hug it out?
43:00 <Mayhem> now now girls!
43:00 <Mayhem> calm down
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol he just hates me cause i gave him shit yrs ago
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> talk about havin a chip on ya shoulder Britney
43:00 <[DoC]> lol 
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> widdle cwy baby needa hug?
43:00 <TheRon> hit me baby one more time
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
44:00 <British^Meat> what did u give me shit about JB?
44:00 <British^Meat> I love this new approach you're trying :)
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> why can't you take my constructive trolling?
44:00 <British^Meat> coz, youre terrible at it
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's not new, you told me yourself in ps3 that it's why you will forever give me shit on irc
44:00 <British^Meat> so you deserve to be put in your place
44:00 <TheRon> james brayshaw?
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> don't turn it on me dude
44:00 <British^Meat> nah i didnt
44:00 <TheRon> jim beam?
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got nothin against u
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> coz idc about u 
44:00 <[DoC]> bbl
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> but u cant help bringing me up hahahaha
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> U CANT HELP URSELF
45:00 <British^Meat> nup
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> i never even mention u when ur not here
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> HAHAHAHA
45:00 <lumeah2> lol
45:00 <British^Meat> so you still gonna be a douchebag in 2015?
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyway
45:00 <lumeah2> me same lol
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol lumes! 
45:00 <British^Meat> [15:15] <PandasDontDrive> i never even mention u when ur not here
45:00 <British^Meat> i'll remember that :)
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> when's 2015
45:00 <TheRon> i can't help myself, that song is about me!
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> well it's true
45:00 <British^Meat> nah its not JB
45:00 <TheRon> "you're just too good to be true...."
45:00 <British^Meat> nice try though
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> tea burp
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> want some tea lumes?
46:00 <SheriffSugarwolf> same shit everyday
46:00 <British^Meat> so we've been talking about getting u into #cats PandasDontDrive
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> ronnies u r too good to be true <3
46:00 <British^Meat> We've taken steps and talked to #cats management
46:00 <TheRon> i know it
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> idc British^Meat fk off
46:00 <British^Meat> They're pretty keen
46:00 <British^Meat> put you out to pasture in #cats
46:00 <SheriffSugarwolf> I agree
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> coooool
46:00 <TheRon> 8675 309.....
46:00 <British^Meat> dude, everyone does
47:00 <BlackDevil> i like PandasDontDrive in here
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> everyone bro
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> BlackDevil you tailor!
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mean traitor!
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
47:00 <SheriffSugarwolf> loooo @ bd liking him
47:00 <Student> ha ha 
47:00 <SheriffSugarwolf> looool
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOLLLLLLL SheriffSugarwolf is gonna LOL all day again
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> wottalyfe
47:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive showed me his peen
47:00 <BlackDevil> and fell in love
47:00 <SheriffSugarwolf> wotovit
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's compact ;)
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> for ass on the move!
48:00 <TheRon> for a good time call jenny on 8675 209
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> TheRon NWA?
48:00 <ness> who the hell is jenny?  don't post peoples numbers on here
48:00 <TheRon> it's a song
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
48:00 <Student> hey ness take it easy 
48:00 <SheriffSugarwolf> shut up Ness
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was thinkin of somethin eazy e said
48:00 <TheRon> 8675309
49:00 <ness> oh its a song...right
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> ness what ever you do do not take your top off
49:00 <Tuftoy> its a number short lol
49:00 <ness> i thought you were being a rude prick
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i so hope reverse psychology works
49:00 <TheRon> tommy tutone
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> never do anything i say
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> especially do not take a pic in ur panties.
50:00 <caballero> is it a glassjaw song?
50:00 <TheRon> an 80's song
50:00 <ness> pic in my panties....sorry im not wearing any
50:00 <Student> ha ha 
50:00 <TheRon> airing it out?
51:00 <Student> lol 
51:00 <TheRon> a night on the piss will do that
51:00 <Student> cooling on air is way too long 
51:00 <Student> and it is boring 
51:00 <ness> im not dirty TheRon
51:00 <TheRon> you're not?
52:00 <ness> no
52:00 <Student> ha ha 
52:00 <Student> she is virgin 
52:00 <Student> she is pure
52:00 <TheRon> what happened last night, some truly awful kareoke
52:00 <Student> she saved it for the RIGht Girl, oh i am sorry for the right Guy 
52:00 <ness> lol
53:00 <ness> i don't do kareoke
53:00 <TheRon> dancing to doof doof?
53:00 <TheRiddler> she could be as lesbian
53:00 <ness> went to a bar, then a club
53:00 <TheRiddler> -a
54:00 <Student> she is alrgic to man 
54:00 <Student> *e
54:00 <ness> Student are you talking about me?
54:00 <Student> yes
54:00 <ness> why am i allergic to men
54:00 <TheRon> the bouncers take a second look at those dresses?
54:00 <Student> i do not know why 
54:00 <ness> the bouncers were laughing
54:00 <Student> it is ok if you are not 
54:00 <ness> im not gay
55:00 <Matthew> by the sweet Sorrentoooooooooo moon
55:00 <TheRiddler> are you bi?
55:00 <ness> no
55:00 <TheRiddler> oh
55:00 <TheRiddler> shame
55:00 <ness> i like cock
55:00 <TheRon> all women ar ebi
55:00 <Student> e bi lol 
55:00 <TheRon> at least a little
55:00 <Student> cock is good for health 
55:00 <TheRon> are bi
57:00 <Matthew> if you watch Golden Girls you are gay
58:00 <TheRon> does listening to hinder make you gay?
58:00 <Matthew> No
58:00 <TheRon> thank christ
58:00 <ness> im so knackered today.  Got home at 7.30am
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> man i need more shoes
58:00 <ness> i haven't been that trashed in a long time
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> once they sit there and get dusty they're fucking useless
59:00 <TheRon> snog some random guy?
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> id so love to do that
59:00 <ness> yeah he didn't speak much english
59:00 <ness> lol
59:00 <TheRon> some puerto rican guy?
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> walk up snog a bikie infront of his mates and walk off
00:00 <Doodle> you cant walk off with 2 broken legs
00:00 <ness> puerto rican...lol
00:00 <Student> unless you have artifical ones attached 
00:00 <TheRon> the romantics - what i like about you
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> CAN IF I WALK ON MY HANDS IDIOT
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
01:00 <Doodle> lol
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
01:00 <ness> my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
02:00 <TheRon> ness a nice beer garden with a pint is great for a hangover
02:00 <ness> yeah my girlfriends called me at lunchtime saying they were at Riverland (they were still out from last night)
03:00 <ness> i can't move. i feel like ive been hit by a bus
03:00 <TheRon> and im freeeeeeeeeeeeee, free fallin'!
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wonder if rolf harris is in prison right now with his celly playing tie me kangaroo down
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> one can wonder..
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh my glob rolf harris is goat ass
04:00 <lumeah2> after he was fed in the ass i hope
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> i'd rather fuck a goat than rolf harris
04:00 <TheRon> tequila???
05:00 <Doodle> i hear prison food is quite nice
05:00 <ness> i love tequila but i had some champagne (got messy after that)
05:00 <Doodle> except when they nail you to a table and shove it up your backside
06:00 <TheRon> bit hazy after that??
06:00 <ness> nah i remember the night/morning
06:00 <ness> i don't blank out.  i just let loose for a change
06:00 <caballero> shouldn't they shove it up their pee hole in the case that's the offending region 
07:00 <TheRon> i start doing neil diamond numbers when drunk
07:00 <Doodle> i dont know i'm not up on these matters
07:00 <ness> Neil Diamond?
07:00 <Doodle> TheRon do you say good lord during crunchy granola suite or do you grunt
07:00 <TheRon> sweet caroline
07:00 <TheRon> i just grunt
07:00 <Doodle> just like neil diamond
08:00 <ness> haven't been out till the club lights come on in a while
08:00 <TheRon> its gotta be authentic
08:00 <ness> singing to Neil Diamond.  how does that go down
08:00 <TheRon> epilepsy?
08:00 <Doodle> lol
08:00 <TheRon> i think people get into it
09:00 <ness> really?
09:00 <TheRon> yes!
09:00 <ness> or do you simply think they do
09:00 <TheRon> could be
09:00 <Student> oh my god 
09:00 <Student> she is being a student and teacher is TheRon wow , epic
09:00 <ness> Student wtf u on about?
10:00 <TheRon> student are you ESL?
10:00 <Doodle> loool
10:00 <Student> esl what?
10:00 <TheRon> struggling with english
10:00 <ness> esl?
10:00 <Student> ha ha 
10:00 <ness> lol
10:00 <Doodle> english as a second language
10:00 <TheRon> they get it now
11:00 <Doodle> this weed is making me stoned
11:00 <ness> don't worry student u don't need to speak english,  girls are hot for an accent
11:00 <Student> oopsss
11:00 <Doodle> i have an accent
11:00 <Student> ha ha ness , i am not worried at all 
11:00 <Doodle> doesnt work on the girls
12:00 <ness> what's the accent.....aussie bogan?
12:00 <Doodle> perhaps
12:00 <Doodle> carn luv gissa look at ya tits
12:00 <ness> nope that doesnt work
12:00 <Doodle> etc
12:00 <ness> Classey Doodle
12:00 <Doodle> worth a try
12:00 <ness> lol
13:00 <ness> can't u whisper something in another language in your womans ear
13:00 <Student> ha ha 
13:00 <Doodle> i could
14:00 <ness> thats hot ass
14:00 <Doodle> but i dont have a woman
14:00 <Student> lol 
14:00 <ness> i can see why
14:00 <Doodle> lol
14:00 <Doodle> piss off
14:00 <Student> bad ness :P
14:00 <caballero> doodle is the new banksy
14:00 <ness> do you have an Iphone?
14:00 <Student> you should care for people's feeling ness :P you bad bad girl 
14:00 <ness> put in a translater
14:00 <Doodle> nope
14:00 <Doodle> lol i can speak a bit of french
14:00 <ness> english to french
14:00 <Doodle> and german
14:00 <Doodle> and italian
15:00 <Doodle> but not enough to get panties off
15:00 <Student> ha ha 
15:00 <ness> i'd like to take you back to my place......saying in french and she will be swooning
15:00 <Doodle> yeah but 'come back to my place' lways translates to 'let me cum on your back' when i say it
15:00 <Doodle> something in the pronunciation
16:00 <TheRon> "would you like to shave my back?" in french
16:00 <ness> well say it in french, she won't understand. she will think you are being romantic
16:00 <ness> and if she complains say that she agreed to that earlier in the night
16:00 <Doodle> this is true, i do favor the dumb birds
16:00 <bee_girl> On va chez toi ou chez moi?
16:00 <TheRon> don't we all
16:00 <ness> you mean only dumb birds would go for you?
16:00 <Doodle> va sucer un baise
17:00 <Doodle> probably ness
17:00 <ness> i don't like dumb men
17:00 <Student> lol
17:00 <ness> if they can't hold a conversation - no point
17:00 <TheRon> germans get me hot for some reason
17:00 <Doodle> yeah thats the difference between men and women
17:00 <Doodle> dumb women can always hold a conversation
18:00 <ness> TheRon you proably like kinky german porn too
18:00 <TheRon> i like their sense of humour
18:00 <Doodle> they dont have one
18:00 <ness> germans don't have a sense of humour
18:00 <Doodle> oh wait is that the joke
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> germans dont have me
18:00 <TheRon> yes!
19:00 <Doodle> almost 420
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> woot
19:00 <Doodle> could go for a cup of tea
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> tis a nice day for a couple js
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> and tea!
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> and music
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> and a millers chill
19:00 <ness> yuk
19:00 <TheRon> doodle have a beer
19:00 <Doodle> its an ace day, too good to be inside on the pc so i'm inside on the pc
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm i might get a couple long necks later
19:00 <Doodle> eh beer
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
19:00 <Doodle> pass
19:00 <Mayhem> hai doodle
19:00 <TheRon> you're a poof
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta go food shoppin soon
19:00 <ness> im too hungover to move today.  couch day.
19:00 <Doodle> hai jawj
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> cbf
20:00 <Student> you are not that tought after all ness
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> i fought ness in foot to foot combat
20:00 <ness> i had frozen fish fillets and hash browns.  zero cooking skill required
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> she's all toes yo
20:00 <TheRon> ness at least you made it home
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> cute little toes
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> neone need to lose winter weight?
20:00 <MrMark> semen
20:00 <ness> yep wearing last nights dress at 7:30am.....its not good
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> not good if it's cum stained
21:00 <TheRon> stamina too
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> is it?
21:00 <Doodle> good frief
21:00 <Doodle> frief!
21:00 <lumeah2> wasn't it on the floor?
21:00 <Doodle> grief
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> spit on it so it looks like u got sex
21:00 <Doodle> lol
21:00 <ness> lol
22:00 <ness> as if id let a man cum on my dress!!!
22:00 <Doodle> when you have a perfectly good face
22:00 <Doodle> i mean 
22:00 <Doodle> nm
22:00 <ness> lol Doodle
22:00 <ness> ok you got me there
22:00 <TheRon> at least you didn't get a root in a share house and have to do the walk of shame
23:00 <Doodle> lol TheRon when i lived with my mates my bedroom was off the lounge
23:00 <Doodle> so every girl had to do the walk
23:00 <caballero> the walk of shame isn't so bad if there's provided cereal 
23:00 <Doodle> great days
23:00 <TheRon> uni dorm once
24:00 <Doodle> we didnt have cereal for breakfast in those days
24:00 <ness> why would u stay for breakfast on a one night stand?
24:00 <Doodle> all they did is sit in the lounge and play goldeneye 24/7 so whenever i hear the james bond theme now i get a boner
25:00 <TheRon> damn!
25:00 <Doodle> which is why i have all of the movies
25:00 <ness> lol
25:00 <TheRon> explains a lot
25:00 <Doodle> ;)
25:00 <Doodle> let me introduce you to oddjob
26:00 <caballero> haha skyfall is the only james bond movie on netflix wtf
26:00 <ness> actually i haven't seen skyfall but i have it on my hard drive.  might be a good one to watch today
26:00 <Doodle> i guess this cup of tea isnt going to make itself
27:00 <TheRon> a beer would
28:00 <ness> i need a massage
28:00 <ness> and a milkshake
28:00 <Student> lol 
29:00 <TheRon> i'd give the massage a crack
29:00 <Student> if you were good enough you can get both 
29:00 <MrMark> im bi
29:00 <TheRon> really
29:00 <MrMark> yes really
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <MrMark> ive massaged boys and girls
30:00 <Doodle> do the police know
31:00 <MrMark> no
31:00 <MrMark> women
31:00 <TheRon> you shopped at bi-lo?
32:00 <Doodle> this cup of tea is amazing
32:00 <TheRon> the E cup is amazing
32:00 <Doodle> and my finger too
33:00 <caballero> i wanted to be a male masseur nice old ladies on cruise ships 
33:00 <caballero> do you think that'll be nice... yes !
33:00 <caballero> on*
33:00 <TheRon> you a grandmother fucker?
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
34:00 <caballero> lol guilty
34:00 <Doodle> :o
34:00 <TheRon> tea and a j doodle?
35:00 <TheRon> a j? i'm hanning out here too much
35:00 <Doodle> you know it
35:00 <Doodle> fuck all else to do
36:00 <Doodle> i've washed the car and swept out the garage
36:00 <TheRon> i got a garage that needs sorting
37:00 <Doodle> i need to sell some parts
37:00 <Doodle> getting cramped in there
38:00 <Doodle> once the weather warms up i'm going to repaint my spare wheels and stick them on
38:00 <Doodle> cos they have good tyres on them
38:00 <TheRon> cops ever check the tyres?
39:00 <Doodle> i dont get pulled over
39:00 <TheRon> drive sensibly?
39:00 <Doodle> yeah 
40:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t31.0-8/1798942_10201734507498049_1084983543_o.jpg
40:00 <Doodle> i'm thinking of painting them gunmetal
40:00 <TheRon> would've thought that thing would be a magnet
40:00 <Doodle> nah, i've had cop magnet cars and all i've ever gotten is the thumbs up from them
41:00 <Doodle> its all about how you drive and hw you speak to them
41:00 <Doodle> plus some of them are mates
41:00 <TheRon> that helps
41:00 <ness> 4:40 and im in pjs....no point in changing now
42:00 <Doodle> http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/96180sx/180SX%20Pics/thesilverwhore.jpg
42:00 <Doodle> that was a cop magnet
42:00 <TheRon> you like silver hah
42:00 <Doodle> yeah doesn't show the dirt as much :P
43:00 <TheRon> don't get the white cars or black ones
43:00 <ness> do you guys watch the Batchelor?
43:00 <Doodle> my last car was black
43:00 <Doodle> no ness
43:00 <Doodle> i dont watch tv
43:00 <TheRon> ness i got snubbed for that show
43:00 <ness> did u apply?
43:00 <TheRon> well no, but still
43:00 <ness> lol
44:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/312017_2258390012857_936724629_n.jpg?oh=ea4ee8bd01b4c36ffb912f87c51c771c&oe=5490885B
44:00 <ness> was going to say, i didn't know that you were hot, rich and successful
44:00 <TheRon> i'm a real chick magnet
44:00 <Mayhem> just prepared prawns in a creamy lemon pepper garlic sauce, on white rice with cheesy colli bake side dish
45:00 <Mayhem> fuck fishfillets lol
45:00 <ness> oh Mayhem, please drop some round to mine!!!!
45:00 <ness> im not moving from the couch and i'm not going to get stuck in the kitchen.  
46:00 <TheRon> roxette - it must have been love
46:00 <ness> i just want good food, couch time and a massage
46:00 <TheRon> massage isn't code is it?
46:00 <Mayhem> lol
46:00 <Mayhem> Im waiting on the bake to finish :/
46:00 <Mayhem> want thick cream sauce in it
46:00 <TheRon> you actually want a massage
46:00 <caballero> i know what station you listen to TheRon
46:00 <Doodle> ermergerd cerlerflerer
46:00 <ness> nah just a massage
47:00 <TheRon> goldfm
47:00 <Mayhem> ill take a photo for yous
47:00 <caballero> yeee boi 
48:00 <ness> oh then  it must be good
48:00 <caballero> my new work listens to nova, sucks a bit. they have everything played over so much per day
49:00 <Doodle> @_@
49:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Afroman - Because I Got High.mp3 (4.28MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:40)
50:00 <TheRon> don't forget to goto court becuase you got high
51:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive
51:00 <BlackDevil> mate
51:00 <Doodle> i drove past there the other day and almost skittled the camera crew
51:00 <Mayhem> blukdurrlbe
51:00 <Mayhem> hello .o/`
51:00 <Doodle> would have been on the news
51:00 <TheRon> outside the cop shop, not a good plan
51:00 <Doodle> lol yeh
52:00 <TheRon> i think its that ebony that does the court stuff
52:00 <Doodle> yeah the one who doesnt smile
53:00 <TheRon> thats the one
53:00 <TheRon> missing the weather chick with great tits?
53:00 <Doodle> YES
54:00 <Doodle> i have to watch lavinia now
54:00 <TheRon> abc snapped her up
54:00 <Doodle> wen she turns side on i can still see ballarat
54:00 <Doodle> not like jane
54:00 <Doodle> *when
54:00 <TheRon> who gives a shit about the weather when janes on
54:00 <Doodle> too right
55:00 <Doodle> its always sunny when janes boobs are around
55:00 <TheRon> that side profile is the best
55:00 <BlackDevil> TheRon http://www.orgasmatrix.com/metamorfosis-japonesas/
56:00 <TheRon> doodle that would make a great tv show
57:00 <TheRon> it's always sunny when jane's boobs are around
57:00 <Doodle> i'd watch it
57:00 <TheRon> me too
57:00 <Mayhem> yum
57:00 <TheRon> we'd have to get danny devito but still
57:00 <Doodle> lol
58:00 <ness> can someone go to the chemist for me please
58:00 <TheRon> oder in a pizza you'll feel better
58:00 <Mayhem> this food is so crazy good
58:00 <ness> no pizza
58:00 <ness> mayhem don't rub it in
59:00 <ness> im too wasted to cook today
59:00 <TheRon> get some indian?
59:00 <Doodle> chemist is too far
59:00 <Mayhem> the whitewine and sugars in the cream sauce compliment the rice so well
59:00 <Doodle> Mayhem you're so gay
59:00 <ness> can i got to the chemist in my pjs?
00:00 <TheRon> roxette - listen to your heart
00:00 <Doodle> i've seen people do it
00:00 <ness> yeah but im not a scum bag
00:00 <TheRon> a dribe thru chemist?
00:00 <Doodle> oh
00:00 <Doodle> i am
00:00 <Doodle> but i dont wear pjs
01:00 <TheRon> i go boxers and t shirt
01:00 <Doodle> i wear whoever is staying over
01:00 <Doodle> also thats a lie
01:00 <TheRon> you wear her like a slipper
01:00 <Doodle> lol
02:00 <Mayhem> http://i.imgur.com/Ktj4WfK.png
02:00 <Mayhem> sooo goood
02:00 <TheRon> the storm are gone
03:00 <MusiciaN> fuck you mayhem
03:00 <MusiciaN> i'm hungry and you have to post that
03:00 <MusiciaN> stomach tease
03:00 <Mayhem> man, you have no idea how nice this is
03:00 <ness> wheres the pic?
04:00 <TheRon> mayhem tits or gtfo
04:00 <MusiciaN> nice try
04:00 <Mayhem> cant talk, eating
05:00 <TheRon> i thought tits or gtfo was a rule in here
05:00 <MusiciaN> do you want to see my tits
05:00 <Mayhem> i was going to settle for bacon and eggs earlier, glad i didnt.
05:00 <TheRon> no not really
08:00 <Matthew> Melbourne Storm going well...
09:00 <TheRon> shithouse
12:00 <BlackDevil>  [14/09/2014 17:11:50] (ZAB-999): yea im gay
12:00 <TheRon> not that there's anything wrong with it
13:00 <Mayhem> sooo full
13:00 <Mayhem> ._.
16:00 <TheRon> look out storm scored
17:00 <BlackDevilIsGay> [14/09/2014 17:11:50] (BlackDevil): yea because im gay
17:00 <BlackDevilIsGay> Loooolllllllllll
18:00 <MusiciaN> awesome
18:00 <MusiciaN> haha
18:00 <MusiciaN> that made me so happy
18:00 <TheRiddler> untouchable
19:00 <TheRon> oooh heaven is a place on earth
23:00 <TheRon> i'm gonna get dressed for success
24:00 <Student> :)
32:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/MtpMZ.jpg
32:00 <TheRiddler> how humiliating
33:00 <Picard> looooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
36:00 <Arrow> TheRiddler how often do you suck dick?
36:00 <Arrow> and do you swallow?
36:00 <TheRon> maiden name spits
37:00 <Arrow> TheRon hello lad
37:00 <Arrow> how has your sunday been?
37:00 <TheRon> hi
37:00 <TheRon> beer
37:00 <Arrow> beer is shit.
37:00 <TheRon> wash your mouth out
38:00 <Arrow> no.
38:00 <Arrow> i dislike beer
38:00 <TheRon> what are you some kind of poofter? :)
38:00 <Arrow> lol
39:00 <Arrow> im just not a beer drinker
39:00 <TheRon> fair enough
39:00 <Lish> i have brain pain
39:00 <Lish> suckssssssss
39:00 <Arrow> red wine or scotch
39:00 <TheRon> scotch
39:00 <Arrow> glenfiddich 
39:00 <Arrow> :P
40:00 <TheRon> that would work
40:00 <Arrow> always does lol
40:00 <Arrow> chivas regal is alright
40:00 <Doodle> mm i have glenfiddich in the cupboard
40:00 <Doodle> omnom
40:00 <Arrow> :P
40:00 <Arrow> did you steal it?
41:00 <Doodle> lol no
41:00 <Doodle> it was a present
41:00 <Arrow> what did it cost?
41:00 <Doodle> i dont know it was a present
41:00 <Arrow> duty free i think its about $100 a bottle
41:00 <caballero> good to see all #melbourne peeps. I'm off, adios !
42:00 <Doodle> its nice on baked apricots
42:00 <Arrow> wtf
42:00 <Doodle> and nectarines
42:00 <Doodle> :)
42:00 <Arrow> how dare you waste it
42:00 <Doodle> i dont waste it
42:00 <Arrow> its nice on ice.
42:00 <Doodle> its lasted me 2 yrs
42:00 <Owen> the best thing to mix single malt with?
42:00 <TheRon> hold on tight, you know she's a little bit dangerous....
42:00 <Owen> single malt.
42:00 <Doodle> yeah i dont mix it when i drink it
42:00 <Doodle> but the recipe called for whisky or brandy so
42:00 <Doodle> thats all i had
43:00 <Picard> its a sin to use glenfiddich to cook with
43:00 <Picard> you should be punished
43:00 <Doodle> dont be silly
43:00 <Doodle> its my scotch i can do whatever i like with it
43:00 <Picard> Allah with strike you down
43:00 <Loof> alcos
43:00 <Doodle> at least i dont ruin it with coke
43:00 <TheRon> the stocks and rotten tomatoes?
43:00 <Picard> you infidel
43:00 <Owen> I actually dont drink much :/
43:00 <Picard> nor do i
43:00 <Owen> I've had one cider in 3 weeks
43:00 <Doodle> me either, thats why i have had this bottle for ages
44:00 <Picard> i drink it with dry, or straight
44:00 <Owen> I've two unopened bottles of vodka in the freezer
44:00 <Doodle> yeah dry ginger is nice
44:00 <Owen> used to drink just vodka lime and soda.
44:00 <Doodle> canadian and dry is good 
44:00 <Picard> vodka is evil
44:00 <TheRiddler> vodka is russian for water
44:00 <Doodle> lol
44:00 <TheRon> canadian?
44:00 <Owen> Its ok, I drink Polish Vodka.
45:00 <Doodle> canadian club
45:00 <TheRon> cc has no flavour
45:00 <Doodle> i like it
45:00 <Loof> godzilla is so shit
45:00 <TheRiddler> you take that back
45:00 <TheRon> the pretenders - i'll stand by you
45:00 <TheRiddler> unless you mean the 1999
45:00 <TheRiddler> 1
45:00 <Picard> bit gay TheRon
46:00 <TheRon> nah
46:00 <Picard> yeah
47:00 <TheRon> you barrack for richmond
47:00 <Picard> yes?
47:00 <TheRon> a little gay
48:00 <Picard> bi?
48:00 <Lish> why are my feet cold
48:00 <Lish> also Pibb is not as good as dr pepper
48:00 <Picard> u have no socks on?
48:00 <Lish> thats correct
48:00 <Lish> i don't 
49:00 <TheRon> us beats serbia by how much
49:00 <Picard> thats why you have cold feet.
49:00 <Lish> changing rooms
50:00 <Picard> no
50:00 <Picard> staying where i am
50:00 <TheRon> james harden, any chance of some d??
51:00 <British^Meat> wtf is TheRon talking about?
51:00 <TheRon> basketball
51:00 <British^Meat> just typing random sentances again?
51:00 <British^Meat> lol sports
51:00 <British^Meat> k mate
51:00 <Picard> TheRon is talking about scotch
51:00 <Picard> oh no that was Doodle
51:00 <British^Meat> TheRons boring
52:00 <British^Meat> started off cool
52:00 <Picard> he is ok
52:00 <British^Meat> now is like, not
52:00 <Picard> why are u so negative?
52:00 <TheRon> lish will get me
52:00 <Picard> Lish is evil
53:00 <TheRon> turn around bright eyes
53:00 <Picard> ok baby
55:00 <TheRon> Picard: would give me a kidney
56:00 <Loof> i wonder who was more drunk; god when he designd Matthew's face, or the 5 year old when he did PandasDontDrive's tatts
57:00 <TheRon> i see matthew as worf off star trek
59:00 <British^Meat> Loof, lets play gta5
59:00 <British^Meat> LOL just kidding, you're a twat
59:00 <Thoth> Oh my. That was probably the best shower ever
59:00 <Thoth> However I fear I may still be smelly
59:00 <TheRon> a golden shower?
59:00 <Thoth> Jetstar have no problem with this
00:00 <Thoth> First shower since wednesday
00:00 <Owen> I fucking hate Jetstar.
00:00 <Owen> If they could run their planes on time, I'd be happy.
01:00 <Owen> Though, virgin changed their flight times ex PER to shit me.
02:00 <British^Meat> right on
02:00 <Thoth> Yet if you're late, even if their plane is, they won't let you board
03:00 <Thoth> double-standard-jetstar
03:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to flashbeer
04:00 <TheRon> and drinking carlton draught, what a conicidence
04:00 <Student> is't that your quit time?
05:00 <Owen> I've flown jetstar twice in the last 12 months
05:00 <Owen> Once on Jan 2, Jan 9 and a few weeks ago
05:00 <Mew> http://www.buzzfeed.com/floperry/types-of-hangovers-illustrated-by-crap-taxidermy?s=mobile#3x5qjhe
05:00 <Owen> Jetstar international check in is hell.
05:00 <TheRon> have you flown tiger?
05:00 <Owen> Yes a couple of times.
06:00 <Owen> But that was in the early days
06:00 <Owen> and once in 2012
06:00 <Owen> Getting $9.95 flights MEL-HBA was a steal.
06:00 <Owen> But my flight from PER-MEL was the worst flight I've been on domestically.
06:00 <Picard> a kidney???
06:00 <Thoth> I figured the return flight if I'm going to stink I should go jetstar and be in good company
06:00 <TheRon> i was being smart
06:00 <Picard> perhaps i would
06:00 <Owen> I generally only fly Virgin these days
06:00 <Thoth> The other passengers also stank in not quite so odorous ways
07:00 <Picard> virgin is shit
07:00 <Picard> i flew malaysia airlines to phuket
07:00 <Thoth> A real bed is going to be nice tonight
07:00 <Picard> and they didnt kill me lol
08:00 <TheRon> i'd give joel selwood a kidney
08:00 <Owen> I flew Virgin to Phuket as well
08:00 <Owen> I'm not sure why people think Virgin are shit. Probably the nicest cabin crew in the country.
08:00 <Owen> The best checkin crew.
08:00 <Owen> Only had one real late plane, but that was on a flight that I didn't care about if I was on time.
09:00 <Thoth> Phuket with Virgin. Nice.
09:00 <TheRon> phuket, fuck it
09:00 <Thoth> With Virgin no doubt
10:00 <Thoth> Do virgins exist anyway or are they just a myth? I mean outside of IRC
10:00 <Owen> Flying with Virgin again on Friday 
10:00 <TheRon> with virgin i'm kind of expecting a sex tour
11:00 <Picard> virgin to phuket u have to go via perth??
11:00 <TheRon> lumeah did you get upto no good last night?
12:00 <Thoth> Picard: Yeah, Virgin are required to pickup miners.
12:00 <Owen> Picard: Yeah.
12:00 <Owen> Also, I am in Perth.
12:00 <Owen> Since I make sure we keep digging ore outta the ground.
12:00 <Picard> thats why i wouldnt use virgin to phuket
12:00 <Owen> Last time I went to phuket i went for 2 nights.
13:00 <Picard> y?
13:00 <Owen> Because I only had 4 days off work
13:00 <Picard> waste of time
13:00 <Owen> *shrug*
13:00 <Owen> 5 hours to get there, 5 hours to get home
13:00 <Thoth> So been getting legless drunk the last 5 days. You know what'd be nice. More drinking.
13:00 <TheRon> will smith - miami
15:00 <Owen> *shrug* flights were cheap as well, and you know, fuck phuket. terrible plac.e
15:00 <Thoth> Lame. I need to go to the bottle-o
15:00 <Owen> Reminds me of a sordid and dirtier bali.
15:00 <Thoth> Some bitch drank all my booze
15:00 <TheRon> i got shares in metcash, got the bottlo
16:00 <Thoth> Well you'll be pleased to hear I go to Dan Murphys
16:00 <TheRon> damn it
16:00 <Picard> phuket, terrible?? wtf 
16:00 <Thoth> They have the lowest prices guaranteed
16:00 <Picard> y
16:00 <Thoth> Phuket is just touristy holiday alcoholic with no money cheap shitness
17:00 <Thoth> Same with pataya with a few 9 year old hookers thrown in
17:00 <TheRon> don't just stand there bust a move
17:00 <Owen> I mean, you can do it well. We stayed in a real nice place in Phuket a few years ago.
17:00 <Owen> Just need to avoid Patong
17:00 <Picard> lol
17:00 <Picard> u have no idea
17:00 <Owen> But fuck it, if you're going alone for two nights.
17:00 <Owen> You don't want to avoid Patong
17:00 <Picard> why avoid patong?
18:00 <Thoth> You know whats cool
18:00 <Thoth> ho chi ming
18:00 <Picard> nothing wrong with it
18:00 <Owen> Because its messy and dirty ?
18:00 <Owen> And altogether the least romantic place on earth
18:00 <Picard> not that i noticed
18:00 <Thoth> There are locals there who've never walked on land. No shit
18:00 <Owen> I'd rather take my date to a trip to Sunshine station.
19:00 <Owen> I enjoyed the Gili Island though, if you ever get a chance to head there (its cheap to get to, its like a 2 hour boat ride from Bali)
19:00 <Owen> Islands.
19:00 <Thoth> meh
19:00 <Thoth> bali is also cheap shitness
19:00 <Thoth> with alcohol and young hookers
19:00 <Picard> fuck bali
20:00 <Thoth> and when you see an aussie they're a staunch aussie cunt m8
20:00 <Thoth> don't you even lyft bruzz
20:00 <Owen> as I said, Gili Islands were good.
20:00 <Owen> Bali is the cheap trips though, like the long weekend, etc
20:00 <Owen> Cheaper to get to Bali than anywhere else in Aus
20:00 <Picard> im off  
20:00 <Picard> bye
20:00 <Thoth> You can view this on the people who move there. They're criminals or complete fuckwit losers. The kind of people who'd get the japanese caligraphy tats
21:00 <British^Meat> who on earth goes to bali
21:00 <British^Meat> i mean, ive never been
21:00 <British^Meat> but its shit innit?
21:00 <Thoth> "Water" "Fire" "Gringo"
22:00 <Owen> Guy at work lives in Bali. He's a good guy, Supervisor at one of our sites.
22:00 <Owen> $200k a year, 2 weeks at work, 2 weeks in Bali.
22:00 <Thoth> Dual citizen no doubt cause Bali totes has his back
22:00 <Owen> But again, if you avoid Kuta, then Bali's not so bad.
23:00 <Owen> At least the weather is nicer than Phuket :)
33:00 <TheRon> this is how we do it!
35:00 <Mew> Montellll
35:00 <Mew> Jawdinnnn
36:00 <TheRon> yes!
36:00 <ness> youstill here TheRon
36:00 <TheRon> no'
36:00 <Mew>  you should host some music lyric trivia
37:00 <TheRon> i should do a lot of things
38:00 <Mew> go on
38:00 <TheRon> i want boobs
39:00 <Mew> P diddy?
39:00 <ness> why TheRon
39:00 <MrMark> i want more scotch
39:00 <TheRon> something to play with
39:00 <ness> i want this pash rash to go away, it hurts!!!
39:00 <TheRon> u can't touch this
39:00 <ness> do u think we play with our boobs all day?
40:00 <TheRon> i would
40:00 <ness> lol
42:00 <Owen> TheRon: You dont play with your manboobs?
42:00 <TheRon> stop! hammer time!
42:00 <TheRon> no
44:00 <TheRon> don't stop till you get enough
45:00 <TheRon> mew michael jackson
45:00 <Thoth> mew tits or gtfo
45:00 <Lish> I am sleepy
45:00 <Mew> settle down
45:00 <Lish> Where did the weekend go
45:00 <Mew> its in my butt
45:00 <Mew> i shelved it
46:00 <TheRon> don't stop till you get enough
46:00 <Owen> I'm all about that bass...
47:00 <TheRon> i'm totally addicted to bass
49:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwb9-OlQimc
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Culture Club - I'll Tumble 4 Ya (Jun 2, 2009) 2:37 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 4,984 likes (97.3%), 140 dislikes (2.7%)
50:00 <TheRon> nice!
50:00 <TheRon> just the two of us
50:00 <Mew> u and iiiiiiiiii
50:00 <TheRon> austin powers?
51:00 <Mew> yes!
52:00 <Mew> its murder on the dance floor
52:00 <TheRon> dear god
53:00 <Mew> nope that one was actually sophie ellis-bextor
53:00 <TheRon> sophie ellis bextor is a bit of a surfboard
54:00 <Mew> theres probably a dent where theyre meant to be
54:00 <TheRon> tiny
55:00 <TheRon> tone loc - wild thing
57:00 <TheRon> how rory doing? havent heard a lot about him
58:00 <Mew> hes gr8
58:00 <TheRon> 3 or 4 now?
58:00 <Mew> hes 1 1/2 lol
59:00 <TheRon> smartarse yet?
59:00 <Mew> not yet but he'll be learning from the master
59:00 <Thoth> Who's his daddy?
59:00 <Nikky`> Dad or Mum tho? hard to tell in that household ;o)
59:00 <Nikky`> hehe jk
59:00 <TheRon> i teach my nephews and niece all i know
00:00 <Mew> i dont really mention him much in here cos it feels weird talking to a bunch of random internet people about him
00:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!
00:00 <Mew> just doesnt seem right lol
00:00 <TheRon> i get that
00:00 <Mew> but if you ever wanna know, just ask and ill be happy to answer :)
01:00 <TheRon> you used go on all the time about him thats all
01:00 <Thoth> oh. I read half of that conversation. Reading the other half its not that interesting. Thanks guys
01:00 <Nikky`> Yeah but then the trolls start
01:00 <TheRon> like Thoth 
01:00 <Nikky`> And have no issue bringing a kid into it
01:00 <Mew> yeah and then all the things i said would get chewed up in pandas mind and he'd spit them out at random rage outbursts
01:00 <Mew> so i stopped 
01:00 <Mew> exac Nikky` 
01:00 <TheRon> good move
02:00 <Thoth> on a scale of serenity to slinky_J, how does this panda guy rate? I've never chatted with him
02:00 <Mew> i still go on about him all the time just with people in real life
02:00 <Mew> he is slinky_j lmao
02:00 <Serenity> slinky j is pandas you goat
02:00 <Thoth> OOOH
02:00 <TheRon> i have three now that i'm trying to mould into my own image
02:00 <Thoth> Well then.
02:00 <MusiciaN> have you ever watched supersize vs superskinny
03:00 <TheRon> no
03:00 <Thoth> He's a total fuckwit. Now I understand
03:00 <Mew> yisss
03:00 <Nikky`> lol
03:00 <Serenity> doesnt even have to be someone you talk to or in mews case someone who talks at you that says dumb shit about your kids.. gremlinz had a big sook fest about me talking about my kids and ive never even had a convo with the guy
03:00 <MusiciaN> they're all on youtube
03:00 <Serenity> dont blame you for not bringing R up
03:00 <MusiciaN> you have to watch one
03:00 <MusiciaN> its awesome
03:00 <MusiciaN> the skinny people are usually funniest
04:00 <TheRon> my 5 month old nephew doesn't like being put donw
04:00 <MusiciaN> oh i've had a teaspoon full of pudding, how can i eat a whole tub omg *cry
04:00 <MusiciaN> it's hilarious
04:00 <TheRon> have to carry him everywhere
04:00 <Thoth> Word. The kiwis are using hobbits as part of their tourism advertising now
05:00 <Mew> you should get one of those baby carrier things you wear like a backpack on the front TheRon 
05:00 <Mew> or the parents lol
05:00 <TheRon> my bro has one
05:00 <TheRon> i babysit once a week
05:00 <MusiciaN> oh hell yeah
05:00 <Mew> ive got a hiking one that you wear on your back and it has a little sun shade and everything
06:00 <Serenity> those things always felt like my kids were gonna fall out some how
06:00 <Student> it is like spoiling the children
06:00 <MusiciaN> baby carrying things are awesome
06:00 <Student> if you always keep them in your hands, they would cry when you do not 
06:00 <Thoth> Mew: how much does your kid weigh anyway?
06:00 <MusiciaN> they are quite different from brand to brand
06:00 <Mew> hes about 16kgs now
06:00 <Student> must be very problematic for the mothers and family 
06:00 <Serenity> he looks solid
06:00 <Thoth> My pack weighs about that when its weighted down for a long trip :/
06:00 <Mew> i dont carry him in anything anymore though cos he walks around
06:00 <TheRon> i;m drilling go cats into him
07:00 <MusiciaN> i used to prop up a bottle so i didn't have to feed my baby
07:00 <MusiciaN> they didn't end up being clingy for some reason
07:00 <Thoth> If you can hike carrying a kid you'd have to be pretty butch
07:00 <Serenity> in a child carrier?
07:00 <Serenity> dont think so
07:00 <Mew> yeah it'd have to be a pretty easy hike
07:00 <MusiciaN> depends how fit you are
08:00 <MusiciaN> most people in this room couldn't do a hike without a baby
08:00 <Serenity> ive seen tiny women hulk around 20 kilos monsters in good carriers
08:00 <Mew> i can think of a few tracks off the top of my head where it wouldnt be an issue
08:00 <Thoth> Even the ADF... their packs max at 25kg. Gear + kid = 30KG, and you'd probably need extra gear for the kid.
08:00 <TheRon> i'm a good uncle, i change nappies and stuff
08:00 <Mew> oh yeah this is irrelevant to the topic atm but i caught an eel when i was fishing on friday night
08:00 <Student> ha ha @ good uncle
09:00 <MusiciaN> 20 kg? they owuld have to be old enough to walk themselves
09:00 <MusiciaN> thats just dumb
09:00 <Mew> and it constricted around my wrist when i was trying to get the hook out of its mouth
09:00 <Student> you might want to consider babby sitting for money as a carrier , good uncle 
09:00 <Thoth> Did you eat it?
09:00 <Mew> and then when it was free it launched at my foot lmao
09:00 <Mew> i nearly jumped into the water
09:00 <Serenity> Student shut up
09:00 <TheRon> i like the uncle deal
09:00 <Mew> nah i just catch and release Thoth 
09:00 <TheRon> you can give them back
09:00 <Thoth> Lame
09:00 <Mew> i caught a huge catfish too and theyre meant to be nice eating
09:00 <Mew> but i hate killing things
10:00 <MusiciaN> such a girl
10:00 <MusiciaN> eyeroll
10:00 <Mew> the catfish nearly broke my rod and my friend put her foot on top of it when we were putting it back and this barb thing on its back almost pierced through her boot
10:00 <MusiciaN> you live in the wrong place to not want to kill anything
10:00 <TheRon> like off the simpsons
10:00 <Mew> then when we saw some friends last night they told us the barb is poisonous and it canes for like 2-3days if you get jabbed
11:00 <Mew> so luckaaaaaaaay
11:00 <Mew> i know MusiciaN lol
11:00 <Mew> its still enjoyable though
11:00 <Serenity> catfish taste like dirt unless theyre let to clean out properly
12:00 <MusiciaN> when i was a kid and we lived on the island we didn't eat any meat dad didn't kill
12:00 <MusiciaN> fish and roo :D
12:00 <TheRon> we make plans to kiss the sun at night
12:00 <MusiciaN> bore and yabbis a couple of times
13:00 <Thoth> Yea Mew. Just have a mug of scotch and stop being such a girl
13:00 <TheRon> whats the grand final got this year?
13:00 <TheRon> tom jones, what else?
14:00 <TheRon> onj sinign the national anthem
14:00 <TheRon> i think mike brady is there somewhere
15:00 <TheRon> inxs would be awesome if only michael was alive
15:00 <Serenity> http://www.mamamia.com.au/news/baby-born-with-8-limbs/
16:00 <Student> ooopsss
16:00 <TheRon> serenity its an abomination'
16:00 <Mew> somebody was chugging uranium while they were pregnant!!!
16:00 <Mew> hi ooomp and milk!!!!!!
16:00 <TheRon> a ukraine baby?
16:00 <ooomp> Hey Mew
17:00 <milk> hello
17:00 <Student> hi Lish
17:00 <Serenity> apparently parasitic twins are common in thirds world countries
17:00 <Lish> Hi
17:00 <Lish> What's cracking
17:00 <Student> chips
17:00 <Lish> Me too
17:00 <Lish> Corn chips
18:00 <TheRon> james harden, play some d you could be one the best in the nba
18:00 <Student> crack crack 
18:00 <Lish> Hahaha
18:00 <Lish> James harden
18:00 <TheRon> too harsh?
18:00 <Lish> He is the best, that's what he says 
18:00 <Mew> omg me too ive got kettle honey baked ham
18:00 <TheRon> fuck off he's best
18:00 <Serenity> mm I want corn chips
19:00 <Mew> the idea of ham flavoured chips is so weird but tastes so right
19:00 <Mew> my mind and my stomach are at war over this situation
19:00 <Lish> Haha TheRon 
19:00 <Lish> He's so not the best 
19:00 <TheRon> if he tried on d maybe\
19:00 <Student> here we go 
19:00 <Student> he talk about footie on purpose 
20:00 <MusiciaN> did you say crackling
20:00 <MusiciaN> god i'm hungry
20:00 <Student> but helps the channel rolling 
20:00 <ooomp> Just go for it Mew
20:00 <Student> help him god 
20:00 <Mew> im flaps deep in them right now ooomp
20:00 <Student> sexy 
20:00 <Mew> you know it
20:00 <Student> sure i do 
20:00 <Lish> Who's talking about footy Student ?
20:00 <ooomp> Good job ;)
21:00 <Lish> He's got Howard for d TheRon
21:00 <Thoth> Sexy like redfoo getting a glass thrown at him
21:00 <Student> Lish yes i mixed nba with footy 
21:00 <Student> my bad 
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm goin to war on HMS Swallows
21:00 <Lish> Yes, your mistake Student 
22:00 <Student> but my comments are still valid 
22:00 <Lish> Footy is the worst
22:00 <Lish> Nba is the best
22:00 <TheRon> and parsons oh wait
22:00 <Student> baske ball is fast paced yes
22:00 <Student> but cricket is fastest
22:00 <Student> shhhhhhhhhhhhh and the ball is gone 
22:00 <Student> beat that 
22:00 <Lish> Hahaha parsons 
22:00 <Thoth> The fastest paced sport is walking.
22:00 <Lish> Where did parsons go? Dallas? 
23:00 <Thoth> You walk and you walk some more. OMG can't keep up
23:00 <TheRon> yep
23:00 <Student> not sure what are you up to Thoth
23:00 <Mew>  gooo speed walker
23:00 <Student> walkie talkie
23:00 <TheRon> dirk, ellis chandler, parsons, felton
23:00 <Thoth> Yes I'm having a walkie talkie
24:00 <Student> i got you there Thoth
24:00 <Thoth> 10-4 my nigga
24:00 <Student> ha ha 
24:00 <Mew> ma negr
24:00 <Lish> Might not be bad
24:00 <Lish> I love dirk
24:00 <Mew> dirk diggler
24:00 <Student> Love :) wow 
25:00 <TheRon> if relton is unarmed he'll be fine
25:00 <MrMark> any syd boys wanna blowjob?
25:00 <TheRon> felton
25:00 <Mew> MrMark omg
26:00 <MrMark> yes
26:00 <Student> MrMark you do social service too, very nice
26:00 <Thoth> You know what'd be real nice right now
26:00 <Thoth> Dim Sum
26:00 <Lish> I just want the season to start TheRon 
26:00 <Thoth> Except I cbf going anywhere
27:00 <TheRon> oh yes, minesota
27:00 <Thoth> MrMark: possibly. Send pics of your lips
28:00 <MrMark> no
28:00 <Lish> Timberwolves?
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> I wish I had Jesse's Girl's vanarial disease..
29:00 <Student> you wish ;) 
29:00 <Student> you wish a lot about girls
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> thas pish
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> hardly think about them O_O
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno what's better than a gf, gamer friends <3
30:00 <Student> ha ha 
30:00 <Student> you are into games don't you? :P
30:00 <Student> you like to be played up on
30:00 <TheRon> yeah
31:00 <TheRon> wiggins bennet rubio gorgi
31:00 <TheRon> thad young
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> i luv games to bitz
32:00 <TheRon> you're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
32:00 <Matthew> :o
32:00 <TheRon> whats bomber doing next season
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> dr who is on!
33:00 <TheRon> so?
33:00 <Student> :)
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> clara is such a cutie
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> soooooooooooo cute <3
33:00 <Lish> I was just talking about a baby shower
34:00 <TheRon> they all are
34:00 <Lish> And I said 'someone got them a cute bear onsie for their animal'
34:00 <Thoth> Just imagine you'll never fuck a girl thats cute like that
34:00 <Lish> (It's actually a baby)
34:00 <Thoth> Unless its rape
34:00 <TheRon> baby shower, they need a stripper?
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got a song for ya TheRon, after i post this film trailer
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8d1h1hanOc
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Drop Official International Trailer #1 (2014) - Tom Hardy, Noomi Rapace Movie HD (Jun 24, 2014) 2:49 - Category: Film & Animation - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 54 likes (96.4%), 2 dislikes (3.6%)
34:00 <Lish> Lol
34:00 <Lish> Don't think baby showers are stripper places
35:00 <Student> me too 
35:00 <TheRon> i'm your thinking chicks crumpet
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r26VsCGCgb0
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The National - About Today (Warrior Version) (Nov 25, 2011) 7:19 - Category: People & Blogs - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 12,796 likes (97.7%), 305 dislikes (2.3%)
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> extended version of the song
35:00 <Student> but TheRon have different ideas
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> you know what's worse than a baby shower?
35:00 <Student> no, enlighten me 
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant think of anything more yuck
36:00 <TheRon> rebel rebell you torn your dress
36:00 <TheRon> rebel rebel your face is a mess
37:00 <Student> strange poetic skills
37:00 <TheRon> bowie numnuts
38:00 <TheRon> too harsh?
38:00 <Student> ha ha 
38:00 <TheRon> the cure - close to me
39:00 <TheRon> sunday movie PandasDontDrive ?
40:00 <Student> apocalypse
40:00 <TheRon> good thought
40:00 <Student> :)
40:00 <TheRon> full metal jacket?
41:00 <Student> not full.It is heavy metal 
42:00 <TheRon> stacked actors stacked to the rafters line up the bastards all i want is the truth
44:00 <TheRon> cleveland will win it
44:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4UAnw9rduE
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 6 Unbelievable Body Modifications (Nov 11, 2013) 10:43 - Category: Comedy - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 59,734 likes (88.6%), 7,701 dislikes (11.4%)
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> RONNIES NOOO
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have a song for my love/enemy ooomp
46:00 <ooomp> Oooh
46:00 <ooomp> What is it
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUiTQvT0W_0
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sinéad O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2U (Mar 6, 2009) - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - likes (97.8%), 7,953 dislikes (2.2%)
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> ehehehe miss u
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> I also have this scented candle and some chocolate bars and Life of Pi and some red wine
47:00 <Doodle> messy
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> uh uh
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
48:00 <Serenity> dooooooodles
48:00 <Doodle> hai sezzypoos
48:00 <Serenity> hey hey
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> i <3 this song
48:00 <Serenity> mauriceeeeeessss
49:00 <ooomp> Pandas is attempting to be romantic
49:00 <Maurice> Sezzrenityyyyyyyyy
49:00 <Maurice> I ate too many bowls of ice cream
49:00 <Serenity> mmm yum
50:00 <couleurs> i'm romentic
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> #_O
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> -_O even
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> couleurs ur just plum bootifuls
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> such a kind spirit <3
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> *pets
50:00 <couleurs> i no
51:00 <Mew> u rilly are a bewtaful person couleurs 
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> who's tummy needa rub whoooo tummy needa rub *rubz couleurs tum tum*
51:00 <Mew> in and around ur mouth
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
51:00 <ooomp> Lol
51:00 <Mew> i thought you were supposed to rub the buddhas belly not get the buddha to rub your belly
51:00 <Mew> surely that would be bad luck
51:00 <couleurs> what the heck
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
52:00 <Mew> i think u jus got molested couleurs 
52:00 <Mew> wanna talk about it?
52:00 <couleurs> yes pls
54:00 <Mew> eyyyyy
54:00 <Mew> ease up m8
54:00 <ooomp> Yeah let's not molest please
54:00 <ooomp> partay put it away
54:00 <Mew> australia says no!!!
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> what if he's just molesting your couch?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_o
54:00 <Mew> unless shes dressed slutty
55:00 <Doodle> *cooch
55:00 <Mew> hey doofie
55:00 <ooomp> I'd say poor couch
55:00 <Doodle> o/ *vacuums*
55:00 <Mew> but lucky cooch
55:00 <Doodle> :o
56:00 <Doodle> if i didnt have to go out you'd all be in trouble
56:00 <ooomp> Pfft
56:00 <ooomp> All talk. Zero action.
56:00 <Doodle> story of my life
57:00 <ooomp> You have a life? Woah
57:00 <ooomp> ;)
57:00 <Maurice> See you when you get here Doodle, the key is under the mat ;)
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> STORY ON YOUR WIFE
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> O>O
57:00 <Doodle> lol not rly ooomp
58:00 <Doodle> ok Maurice ;)
58:00 <Doodle> bblzzz
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh man Doodle is gonna doodle tonite!
58:00 <Mew> it'd be cool to see some of his doodles
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh my glob im cranking that song i posted u so loud
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> n ciggin to it
59:00 <Mew> 4 real
59:00 <Mew> asif you smoke inside thats disgusting
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont
59:00 <partay> No -one smokes anymore 
04:00 <partay> Mew you have seen my doodles 
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf my mum pulled a simba and put chocolate bars in the fridge
04:00 <Mew> yeh but i wanna see Doodles actual doodles
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> I LIKE THEM WARM AND MELTY!
04:00 <partay> He is the doodle master 
06:00 <ooomp> I heard Doodle doesn't do decent doodles
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmmm what movie to watch
07:00 <ooomp> Try saying that real fast FIVE times
07:00 <Rak> a korean movie called Hello Ghost
07:00 <Rak> it's really good
07:00 <simba> Hahahahahaahahahahahaha.
07:00 <ooomp> Rak, your movie choices are somewhat strange at the best of times
08:00 <Rak> it was recommended to me the other day
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck you simba!
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> you did this!
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> YOU GOT TO HER.
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> I don't know how you did it, or who you are, but I was born with a very special set of skills.
08:00 <ooomp> So, you're playing messenger
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> i heart sth korean films
09:00 <ooomp> And yet your special set of skills can't stop refrigerated chocolate PandasDontDrive
09:00 <Rak> no, i watched it and enjoyed it and am making my own recommendation
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> A Bittersweet Life is my fav
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> sth korean film..
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hope i can find a rip of hello ghost with subs
10:00 <Rak> https://kickass.to/usearch/hello%20ghost/?field=seeders&sorder=desc
10:00 <ooomp> Illegal downloads
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive gone through so many films in the last few months
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> over winter
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> when it comes to comercial american films im stuck with stupid comedies like Identity Thief
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> omiglob i forgot to dl this turkish film My Sweet Pepperland and o my glob i missed the scandi film festival in town
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> O MY GLOB OOOMP IS BACK, BACK AGAIN! ;)
13:00 <partay> Pandas uninstall  irc 
13:00 <ooomp> Please.
13:00 <couleurs> :)
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> k
13:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <partay> That's all you had to do 
14:00 <ooomp> :o
14:00 <ooomp> He'll be back
14:00 <simba> They always come back.
16:00 <Maurice> Whats this glob shit
22:00 <Mew> its as bad as lolarious
22:00 <clownintown> hello??????????????
22:00 <clownintown> oh  jesus
22:00 <Mew> HI
22:00 <clownintown> that was the longest period of silence ive ever seen
22:00 <Mew> get used to it
22:00 <Mew> so do you do any tricks?
23:00 <clownintown> do i look like david fucking copperfield?
23:00 <ooomp> Yes 
23:00 <Mew> kinda
23:00 <ooomp> And its disappointing
23:00 <Mew> so what kinda tricks are you gonna do for us?
23:00 <ooomp> Yeah
23:00 <clownintown> i got no tricks
23:00 <ooomp> GTFO
23:00 <Mew> what a dud clown
23:00 <clownintown> thats the best trick i can do for yas
23:00 <Mew> i bet you're not even in town either
24:00 <clownintown> lmao
24:00 <Mew> your whole irc experience is a BUNCH OF LIES
24:00 <ooomp> I'm disgusted
24:00 <Mew> lmfao
24:00 <Mew> i love ooomp
24:00 <clownintown> get used to it, its mirc!
24:00 <partay> What's not lies is mews magnificent mewbs 
24:00 <clownintown> who you think is something is really nothing
24:00 <Mew> my tits dont lie
25:00 <Mew> they sit
25:00 <Mew> under my chin
25:00 <Mew> where are you from clownintown?
30:00 <Mew> dammit
30:00 <clownintown> im from wonder world Mew
30:00 <Serenity> ahhh i love a freshly opened ventolin
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> grow the fuck up ellie.
31:00 <Mew> where abouts in aus clownintown?
32:00 <clownintown> 3,654 nautical miles upwards of ayres rock
32:00 <Mew> yeh ok lol
32:00 <clownintown> i travel around in a portable air bubble
33:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Oi same ay
33:00 <Mew> are there stationary air bubbles?
33:00 <Mew> i thought theyd all be portable
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> aw ooomp left
33:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Mine is sometimes stationary. Depends if its parked at a bubblestop
34:00 <Mew> do you get served in drive thru?
34:00 <Mew> pandis follow suit
34:00 <Serenity> hey ashleighXtrinity
37:00 <Mew> im gonna think of the trees thing everytime someone says ashleigh now
37:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Hi Serenity
38:00 <bradd_pitts> oh my GOD
38:00 <bradd_pitts> i am dying
38:00 <bradd_pitts> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1436430356620807
39:00 <Maurice> Red Foo looks like he'd smell musty, like an old persons house
40:00 <Mew> i was so happy when i saw that thing about him getting bottled LOL i even woke ben up before i went to work to tell him
41:00 <Mew> "morning baby, red foo got bottled last night" "FUCK YES"
41:00 <Maurice> It was a piss poor effort
41:00 <Mew> dey wuz jus jeluzzzzz
44:00 <clownintown> thats mean Mew
44:00 <pandis> mew pls dont speak about me
44:00 <pandis> i think if u asked around, like i told meat earlier, i dont talk about you guys when ur not around
45:00 <Mew> you are around lol
45:00 <pandis> i couldnt care less, so just dont talk to me or about me when im here.
45:00 <pandis> ^
45:00 <pandis> cool?
45:00 <Mew> if you couldnt care less maybe you should chut up cherita
45:00 <pandis> im not the one talkin about me 
45:00 <Mew> you just did
45:00 <pandis> just grow up and shut up dude.
45:00 <Mew> hi doc
45:00 <pandis> dont troll me man
46:00 <Mew> i think ill prob just do what i want and you'll have to deal with it
46:00 <doctor> evening internet
46:00 <pandis> if that's your attitude to life
46:00 <Mew> Thats Life magazine
46:00 <bradd_pitts> doctor, latest dream, go.
46:00 <pandis> what ever.
46:00 <pandis> fk ur a loser dude.
47:00 <doctor> i think some priest was trying to covert me by attempting one of those gangster hand gestures with me
47:00 <pandis> "takes one to know one!" said ellie.
47:00 <pandis> oh doctor
47:00 <pandis> i got a little somethin for u
47:00 <Mew> so gay lol
48:00 <simba> every 1 play niceley
48:00 <bradd_pitts> lol doc
48:00 <bradd_pitts> great
49:00 <Mew> is doctor having weird dreams?
49:00 <doctor> my dreams are usually quite weird
49:00 <bradd_pitts> same
49:00 <Mew> same
49:00 <Mew> wtf
49:00 <Mew> lol
49:00 <couleurs> https://38.media.tumblr.com/d35fbc9dbe32ad572f88a4af4ce27079/tumblr_nbqv3rfJzn1st0l72o1_500.jpg
49:00 <couleurs> me
49:00 <Mew> whats the scariest dream youve had?
49:00 <bradd_pitts> what was your last dream mew
50:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs I saw that earlier today
50:00 <Mew> the last one i remember was me and this boy from primary school (but grown up now) were in a swimming pool at a party and all the edges were smooth and we couldnt get out
51:00 <Mew> thats all i remember
51:00 <Bastardly_One> great pic considering his facial expression ... he just purchased that print
51:00 <Mew> it wasnt a scary water thing either it was just like "oh thats a shame we'll just have to stay in here forever" 
52:00 <bradd_pitts> the last dream i had ...... i dreamt i was styrofoam 
52:00 <bradd_pitts> and every time i touched something i would like flake away
52:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!
52:00 <Mew> do you ever back track your thoughts to find what thing triggered the stuff in your dreams via your subconscious mind?
53:00 <Mew> i just realised what one triggered the water thing lol
53:00 <Doodle> bradd_pitts: did you squeak when rubbed?
53:00 <bradd_pitts> idk i didnt rub meself
53:00 <Doodle> oh 
53:00 <Doodle> ok
53:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
53:00 <Mew> Doodle will do it for u
53:00 <bradd_pitts> wasnt THAT kind of dream doodle gosh
53:00 <Doodle> well i wasnt going to say
53:00 <bradd_pitts> dreamgasms are teh best thing ever
54:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEXY6Bp-SG4
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chet Faker - 1998 (Apr 14, 2014) 6:10 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 603 likes (98.2%), 11 dislikes (1.8%)
54:00 <Doodle> i smoke too much weed to have dreams
54:00 <Doodle> its about the only drawback as far as i can tell
54:00 <bradd_pitts> i woke too smuch meed
55:00 <Doodle> 2smuchmeedy0
55:00 <bradd_pitts> datmeedlyf
55:00 <Doodle> lol
55:00 <bradd_pitts> 490 nigr blaez it!!!!!
55:00 <bee_girl> Doodle.... and the money
55:00 <Doodle> @_@
55:00 <Mew> 840 ded
55:00 <Doodle> the money?
55:00 <Doodle> oh the cost
55:00 <bee_girl> lol
55:00 <bee_girl> :)
55:00 <Doodle> eh its ok if you get mates rates
56:00 <bee_girl> spose depends how much u smoking
56:00 <bradd_pitts> poodel man
56:00 <Doodle> is on his way here
56:00 <Mew> 1 oz = hummer + chicken feed all in 1
56:00 <bradd_pitts> lol rly
56:00 <Doodle> yup
56:00 <bradd_pitts> does he still have the poodle
56:00 <bradd_pitts> good lord hes a faggot
56:00 <Doodle> oh fuck
56:00 <Doodle> i thought i was gonna get banned
56:00 <bradd_pitts> when i see him comment on your fb sometimes i want to be like
56:00 <bradd_pitts> LOL FAG.
56:00 <Doodle> hahaha
56:00 <bradd_pitts> but irefrain
56:00 <Doodle> i think that every time he speaks
56:00 <bee_girl> i quit smoking ...  loving my crazy arse dreams ... 
56:00 <bradd_pitts> lolllllllll
57:00 <bradd_pitts> he corrected someones your/you're once
57:00 <Doodle> yeah i am gonna have to give it away soon i think bee_girl
57:00 <bradd_pitts> and i was like pls
57:00 <Doodle> lol yeah he cant spell either
57:00 <bee_girl> how long u been smoking?
57:00 <doctor> ouch, I've never been good at quiting
57:00 <Doodle> on and off for about 20 years
57:00 <bee_girl> yeah man - over 10 for me
57:00 <Doodle> i've stopped for years at a time before
57:00 <Mew> howcome you're stopping this time?
58:00 <bee_girl> yeah i never stopped.... and ciggies for 10 years before that 
58:00 <bee_girl> ugh
58:00 <Doodle> i'm enjoying it too much
58:00 <Mew> pfff
58:00 <Doodle> plus i have no job now so i need more motivation
58:00 <bee_girl> if they legalised it... i might start again
58:00 <Mew> are u scared ur gonna OD
58:00 <Doodle> no
58:00 <Mew> oh yeah i guess
58:00 <bee_girl> prepare to enter fat status if u quit
58:00 <Doodle> i'm scared i'm going to get drug fucked and never get another job
58:00 <Mew> if you quit you could do a FIFO job in the mines or something
59:00 <pandis> Weed shouldn't be legalized, it should be tollerated.
59:00 <Mew> travel to perth a fortnight at a time and service Maurice while cams away
59:00 <Doodle> that would suit me, i am a vampire
59:00 <pandis> as it was in Amsterdam
59:00 <Maurice> You really should listen to Mew
59:00 <Doodle> lol
59:00 <Mew> im full of great ideas
59:00 <Mew> and cum
59:00 <Doodle> odear
00:00 <bradd_pitts> gros
00:00 <partay> Doodle you like a bit of pristine vag?
00:00 <Doodle> no i like it rough around the edges
00:00 <bradd_pitts> scruffmuff
00:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx2IVSu8Htw
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sure Thing - St Germain [HQ] (Jan 22, 2012) - Category: Music - - 731 likes 7 dislikes
00:00 <Doodle> also i'm kidding
00:00 <Doodle> has to be pristine
00:00 <Doodle> i want to see my face in it
01:00 <Doodle> literally
01:00 <Mew> have i told you guys about that time i went into the supermarket with my friend and she was wiggling around in the aisle and i was like "wtf r u doin" and she goes "oh my god i just fucked brett and theres still cum dripping out of me"
01:00 <partay> Well Maurice can assist 
01:00 <Mew> if i havent, i have now
01:00 <Doodle> lol wtf Mew
01:00 <Doodle> whats her number
01:00 <bee_girl> it happens...
01:00 <Mew> it really does happen LOL
01:00 <partay> Mew tmi 
01:00 <Doodle> srsly ladies
01:00 <Zade> great tune bee_girl
01:00 <Doodle> after the job is done what you do with it is your business
01:00 <Mew> sometimes you dont get time to go and cough in the toilet okay
01:00 <Doodle> and your business only
02:00 <bee_girl> lol mew
02:00 <Doodle> *cough* *bungee*
02:00 <Doodle> *splish*
02:00 <bee_girl> good tip
02:00 <couleurs> *splash*
02:00 <bee_girl> joking :)
02:00 <Doodle> thats what it is i thought they all just had asthma
03:00 <Mew> muffma
05:00 <Doodle> http://musicfeeds.com.au/news/kanye-stops-show-after-wheelchair-bound-punters-dont-stand-up/
05:00 <Doodle> wanker
05:00 <Doodle> i wish he would fuck off home
05:00 <Doodle> with his big arsed hoochie 
05:00 <Picard> oh fine then bye
05:00 <Mew> is that for real or another fake kanye article?
05:00 <couleurs> agreed
05:00 <pandis> gee
05:00 <Doodle> iunno i got it off facebook and everything on there is true
05:00 <couleurs> Doodle 4 PM
05:00 <pandis> eep
06:00 <Mew> i wouldnt put it past him 
06:00 <Picard> whats happening
06:00 <Doodle> i thought i told you to fuck off
06:00 <Mew> daddys home!!!!
06:00 <Doodle> i mean hi
06:00 <Picard> lol
06:00 <Serenity> its not fake
06:00 <Doodle> SEE
06:00 <Doodle> SEZZ KNOWS
06:00 <Picard> whats not fake
06:00 <Doodle> she and kim k are like that
06:00 <Serenity> no one reads what i type anyway doodle
06:00 <Doodle> well actually theyre more like that
07:00 <Doodle> i do
07:00 <pandis> vino anyone?
07:00 <pandis> xD
07:00 <Doodle> i read everything everyone types except Pieter and chris
07:00 <Serenity> lol
07:00 <pandis> i got heaps of wolf blass red label off my mate cheap coz he works there
07:00 <Doodle> is it made with real wolf?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> what a fuckwit
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I just read all that Doodle
07:00 <Picard> lol Doodle
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh pandis has friends in wine now too eh?
08:00 <Doodle> yeh, kanye west has the worlds biggest case of USI
08:00 <Bastardly_One> cut the shit panda ... you have NO friends
08:00 <Doodle> pretty prophetic he wrote a song about his future wife tho
09:00 <Pieter> uNF
09:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously what a douche canoe
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw this great Nick Cave talking to his fans on Twitter
10:00 <Doodle> speaking of
10:00 <Serenity> lol nice timing
10:00 <Doodle> Pieter why haven't you overdosed yet
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon
10:00 <Serenity> speaking of the worlds biggest dickheads
10:00 <Pieter> insert wah here
10:00 <Doodle> you're taking far too long, prolonging the inevitable
10:00 <Doodle> lol
11:00 <Serenity> i dont know why he bothers
11:00 <Doodle> hope he's gone to kick his bin
11:00 <Serenity> LOL!
11:00 <Doodle> lol
11:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10178138_10150455907179949_3764188933680738059_n.jpg?oh=a3e990de8e109b9e24bfa47c8a7a42cb&oe=5487A6AD&__gda__=1419642299_ce81e3e73f17d10de1e61e6700d0953b
11:00 <Doodle> prequel to robocop
12:00 <Serenity> lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know Cracked do a radio show?
12:00 <Serenity> i think im addicted to dr pepper
12:00 <Bastardly_One> like a podcast thingy
14:00 <Bastardly_One> this radio app is cool
14:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno why I hav gold fm on though
15:00 <Doodle> yes
15:00 <Doodle> also sezz dr pepper is disgusting
15:00 <Doodle> whats wrong with you
15:00 <Serenity> you are
15:00 <Doodle> why dont you just stick some brondechon in coke and drink that
15:00 <Mew> i cant even handle the smell of it
15:00 <Serenity> because theres cherry coke
15:00 <simba> yea its fucked up
16:00 <Serenity> oh brb just tipping out my dr pepper cause you guys dont like it
16:00 <Doodle> lets gang up on sezz and bash her
16:00 <Doodle> dr pepper lover
16:00 <Serenity> cock lover
16:00 <Doodle> lol fu
16:00 <Serenity> lool
17:00 <bee_girl> http://imgur.com/uPO7VdC
17:00 <bee_girl> oh bloody
17:00 <Doodle> nom
17:00 <Serenity> hmm this orange lolly marvellous creation chocolate is weird
17:00 <Doodle> give it to me
17:00 <Serenity> lol birthday honey joys
18:00 <Mew> is it ur bee day bee_girl?
18:00 <bee_girl> yup :) my daughter Scouts birthday
18:00 <bee_girl> 3 today!
18:00 <Mew> omgggg thats so cute
18:00 <bee_girl> asked her what type of cake she wanted - she said 'cereal' - cereal = corn flakes.
18:00 <bee_girl> easy!
19:00 <Serenity> omg theres fizzy bits
19:00 <Serenity> its like giving head to a sherbie
20:00 <Mew> whats the other cereal one called thats got copha and rice bubbles and coconut
20:00 <Mew> and maybe cocoa
20:00 <Serenity> chocolate crackles.
20:00 <Mew> oh yeah
20:00 <couleurs> i want them
21:00 <Mew> samesiez
21:00 <British^Meat> i have coco pops meteors
21:00 <British^Meat> nothing spesh tbh
21:00 <Picard> Doodle is going to gang up on Serenity???
21:00 <Serenity> i dont know if you remember RenZ but she does ones without copha
21:00 <Serenity> theyre better
21:00 <Serenity> cause copha is shit
21:00 <Mew> crunchy nut cornflakes 'ere
21:00 <British^Meat> so awesome they are too mew
21:00 <Mew> what even is copha
21:00 <Serenity> some sort of refined fat
22:00 <Serenity> 'shortening'
22:00 <Mew> i dont understand it at all but i like the copha-ey taste in the chocolate crackles
22:00 <Doodle> copha is coconut fat
22:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX-QaNzd-0Y
22:00 <Mew> wow
22:00 <Serenity> its disgusting is what it is
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Milky Chance - Stolen Dance (Album Version) (Apr 4, 2013) 5:14 - Category: Entertainment - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - likes (97.4%), dislikes (2.6%) dislikes (2.6%)
22:00 <Serenity> gives me a headache
22:00 <Mew> oh let me just throw my copha out LOL
23:00 <Student> ha ha 
23:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00 <Serenity> yeah you're hilarious well done you get a gold star
23:00 <Mew> ive been listening to milky chance lately bee_girl
23:00 <Mew> my friend thrashes his stuff
23:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck YOU
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I want an elephant stamp
24:00 <Serenity> i wasnt talking to you
24:00 <Mew> thanks i love gold stars!!!!!
24:00 <Serenity> shut up you get vitamised fruit
24:00 <Doodle> i want a bertie beetle
24:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
24:00 <Serenity> aw man i need to find someone going to the show
24:00 <Bastardly_One> the show next week
24:00 <Loof> ask pirate
24:00 <Serenity> so i can get 1012423 show bags
25:00 <bee_girl> i dont mind it mew :) 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> has to be ... it's my brthday so the royal melb show has to be on 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> always is around my birthday
25:00 <Doodle> what are you now, 100?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> 857
25:00 <Doodle> crikey
25:00 <British^Meat> r u Imhotep?
25:00 <Doodle> better get some depends
26:00 <Mew> i went to the adelaide show on my birthday, when mum was preg with me she walked around the show all day and then gave birth that night 
26:00 <Mew> its usually 6-7th sept - 14-15th
26:00 <Bastardly_One> on a serious not though, I never thoughtI'd make it to this age
26:00 <Doodle> did she take you there to meet your dad?
26:00 <Serenity> we're all so relieved you did
26:00 <Mew> me dad the carnie
26:00 <Loof> dark carnival
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, when you think about it I've only half made it 
27:00 <Doodle> duck carnival
27:00 <Doodle> quack
27:00 <Serenity> are you only half alive?
27:00 <Loof> wish there was a dick carnival
27:00 <Serenity> me2
27:00 <Doodle> D:
27:00 <Doodle> mardi gras?
27:00 <Mew> do you guys get sexpo? thats pretty fun
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and a fetish expo next sat
27:00 <Doodle> how revolting
27:00 <Mew> ive seen two girls i know doing shows at sexpo now lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that's where I'm being taken for my brthday 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:00 <Doodle> i will be out the front with mu churchie mates
28:00 <Bastardly_One> the fetish expo thing
28:00 <Serenity> foul
28:00 <Doodle> my
28:00 <partay> Sexpo is great 
28:00 <Mew> westborough baptist repraznt
28:00 <Doodle> where can i lodge a formal complaint
28:00 <Mew> you get vibrators in the showbags partay!!!
28:00 <Loof> my ass?
28:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <British^Meat> are animals allowed into the fetish show?
28:00 <Serenity> i have a place you can lodge something
28:00 <Doodle> um
28:00 <Doodle> where else
28:00 <Loof> lodge it right in there
28:00 <British^Meat> Like you know, seeing eye dogs *wink*
29:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
29:00 <Serenity> British^Meat is confusing me
29:00 <partay> Mew I've been a few times 
29:00 <partay> The wife is a fan 
29:00 <Mew> its like the royal show but for adults
29:00 <Bastardly_One> British^Meat, that's at the club part afterwards
29:00 <partay> It is 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> which I'm not going to as I hate half of the people
29:00 <Serenity> i want to go to sexpo but.. i dont think its a good place to me taking the kids
29:00 <partay> Serenity prob not 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is 
30:00 <Loof> maybe after sex ed
30:00 <Loof> or instead of
30:00 <Bastardly_One> take them to the marquis de sade stall
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and ask the woman to test whips on them
30:00 <Mew> kinky kelly and the sexy stud
30:00 <partay> lol
31:00 <pandis> Bastardly_One have you read Shakespears Sonnet 62?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> British^Meat, so about these seeing eye dogs
31:00 <Bastardly_One> go on 
31:00 <Mew> they see deep into your third eye
31:00 <Loof> imagine you walked into sexpo to find pieter and hagrid going at it on stage
31:00 <partay> Ewwww 
31:00 <Mew> lmfao Loof 
31:00 <Doodle> looool
31:00 <Mew> people slipping in other peoples vomit on the floor
31:00 <Bastardly_One> this fetish expo is near his place
31:00 <Mew> then vomitting on the vomit
31:00 <Loof> llol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and the club afterwards is closer
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I should drop in and make him my gimp
32:00 <Mew> have you seen his house?
32:00 <Loof> lol
32:00 <Mew> or like the block or whatever
32:00 <Bastardly_One> only in pics
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I know where it is exactly
32:00 <Doodle> nobody has been inside it and lived
32:00 <Doodle> including Pieter
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I had him convinced I lived 5 streets way for ages
32:00 <Mew> omg remember when i mailed kotex period packs to his house?!
33:00 <Mew> i had his address there somewhere
33:00 <Student> vomitting thing remind me of problem child 2
33:00 <Serenity> [7:31pm] <Loof> imagine you walked into sexpo to find pieter and hagrid going at it on stage
33:00 <Mew> as "Pieter Methvan"
33:00 <Owen> One day I'll be able to jog. Even that 4km walk/jog in 9:1 ratio flogged me
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I did live 5 streets away but that was years ao
33:00 <Serenity> i should perm ban you for that
33:00 <Serenity> thats fucking revolting
33:00 <Loof> lol
33:00 <Mew> and "Pieter Gangrenator"
33:00 <Bastardly_One> *ago
33:00 <Doodle> loool
33:00 <Doodle> gangrenator
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ Mew
33:00 <Serenity> that mouthy slag was having a go the other day
33:00 <Doodle> which one
33:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yod9tQdibDY
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh @ me too 
33:00 <Serenity> hagrid
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Golden Arrow - Darkside (Psychic) (Oct 3, 2013) 11:21 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 444 likes (98%), 9 dislikes (2%)
34:00 <Doodle> oh
34:00 <Bastardly_One> in the other channel we're in 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> was it in there or here?
34:00 <Serenity> in there
34:00 <Bastardly_One> she gets mouthy in the other one because of Bonny
34:00 <Serenity> she feels safe outside melb
34:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... 
34:00 <bee_girl> leftover honey joys here i come
34:00 <Doodle> nom
34:00 <Mew> thats so dumb lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never given her one mouthful of shit ever have I?
34:00 <Serenity> id make a whole batch and eat them to myself
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I was going the hack on Adrian
34:00 <pandis> is b1 still cut because he wasnt made op in aus chan?
35:00 <Doodle> not if i was around sezz
35:00 <Serenity> ILL FIGHT YOU FOR EM
35:00 <Mew> i kept calling her a slut and telling her to leave #cats
35:00 <Mew> then she did
35:00 <Doodle> OK BITCH
35:00 <Doodle> i'll scratch your eyes out
35:00 <Serenity> she knows i cant do that in australia
35:00 <Serenity> thats why she gets lippy
35:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' shut up and someone make some chocolate crackles
35:00 <pandis> haha
35:00 <pandis> what a woman.
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I might get some Mars cookies soon
35:00 <Serenity> 'woman'
35:00 <Student> smart woman 
35:00 <Student> :P
35:00 <pandis> lol
35:00 <Picard> Mew u are nasty
36:00 <Serenity> shes a coat
36:00 <Mew> nasty by nature baby
36:00 <Mew> OPPPPPPPPPPP
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never seen the kracken
36:00 <Picard> who is a slut?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> who's got a pic?
36:00 <pandis> rofl!!
36:00 <Serenity> im not posting her ugly face
36:00 <Bastardly_One> pm it 
36:00 <Student> she was nasty few years ago, now she is getting old 
36:00 <Picard> Serenity post a tit pic please
36:00 <Serenity> nah i have it blocked now
37:00 <Bastardly_One> can't be as bad as Princess Warrior
37:00 <Serenity> so i dont have to see her sliming all over facebook
37:00 <Bastardly_One> or Wookie/Beanie Babe
37:00 <Mew> did you add her??
37:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG ... 
37:00 <Serenity> god no
37:00 <Picard> pandis
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle would know Wookie
37:00 <Serenity> she posts on people i have on fb
37:00 <Maurice> I can't remember what she looks like
37:00 <Mew> how would you have to see her sliming
37:00 <Doodle> who
37:00 <Mew> oh wtf who
37:00 <Bastardly_One> he's probably vomiting right now?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Beanie Babe
37:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxVNOnPyvIU oh hello
37:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
37:00 <Mew> i thought it was people like shads and pieter that she adds from here
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: D'Angelo - Untitled (How Does It Feel) (Feb 26, 2009) - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 26,138 likes (97.3%), 732 dislikes (2.7%)
38:00 <Doodle> who
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the op in sex who got busted for pot 
38:00 <Doodle> oh lol
38:00 <Doodle> hellfatty
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the big ugly thing
38:00 <Bastardly_One> what was that nick?
38:00 <Serenity> LOL hellfury
38:00 <Serenity> god.
38:00 <Bastardly_One> HellFury?
38:00 <Doodle> let me find a pic
38:00 <pandis> better busted for pot than cops bustin for porn
38:00 <Bastardly_One> NO!
38:00 <Serenity> NO DONT
38:00 <pandis> just sayin
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I can find one too off her FB
38:00 <Picard> agree pandis
38:00 <pandis> ino right
39:00 <Bastardly_One> she has my on ignore and I take her bans off to piss her off
39:00 <Picard> pedo porn is sick
39:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone disses her and I see it I take the ban off
39:00 <pandis> i just dont go out to buy a kiddie pool for that reason Picard..
39:00 <Owen> Oh god, this channel. It hasn't changed since 1999
39:00 <Loof> has shads gotten any fatter?
39:00 <Owen> Someone is still ignoring B1.
39:00 <Picard> lol
39:00 <pandis> lolz
39:00 <Mew> keepin it real Owen 
39:00 <Serenity> HES NO FAT LOOF HES JUST FULL OF AWESOME.
39:00 <Serenity> and meth
39:00 <Picard> anyone who buys kiddie porn needs their balls cut off
39:00 <Loof> lol
39:00 <pandis> should prob never be allowed to own a pc again either
39:00 <pandis> dont u agree Picard?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Owen heh 
40:00 <Mew> he has the best payouts for me because im young apparently
40:00 <Picard> yes i agree pandis
40:00 <Doodle> http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/96180sx/HellFuryRelaxing.jpg
40:00 <Mew> MEWS STILL GOT PIGTAILS
40:00 <pandis> mmm
40:00 <Mew> STILL WEARS BRACES
40:00 <Mew> lmao
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Owen, the thing is I'm exactly the same 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> the kids can't handle it these days ... soft cocks 
40:00 <pandis> ^woah
40:00 <pandis> *calls the cops
40:00 <Picard> is that your gf Bastardly_One?????
40:00 <Mew> come on Bastardly_One just take the bait
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Owen, chelle remembers you by the way and says hello
41:00 <Bastardly_One> she must of hit on to you 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> she seems to only remember penis she was after
41:00 <Loof> <Bastardly_One> How sweet, fresh meat!
42:00 <Mew> i always get chelle mixed up with that other one who looked kinda azn and got her tits out at parties
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Belle?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <Mew> yessssssssssssss
42:00 <Doodle> aha
42:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG 
42:00 <Doodle> good grief
42:00 <Picard> belle was a pig
42:00 <Doodle> she was
42:00 <Doodle> a wildebeest
42:00 <pandis> Mew I doubt you could hold a conversation on fb in French, struggle with one in Italian, watch a movie and still diss b1 on irc. kthxbai, ps. lose weight and see a plastic surgeon to fix your Miss Piggy face. <3 u always, Pandis.
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I know someone that did her
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Lister
42:00 <Mew> mmmm lister
42:00 <Bastardly_One> that guy was a creep but he did her at a party 
42:00 <Loof> not enough women get there boobs out at church
43:00 <Bastardly_One> he was going out with smurfy
43:00 <Doodle> perceptive
43:00 <Serenity> everyone should get their boobs out in church
43:00 <Bastardly_One> kira the half wit
43:00 <Picard> her and netz hooked up didnt they?
43:00 <Student> claps for Bastardly_One for telling who is doing who in the parties, poor guy 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> who was a tiny bit slow
43:00 <Loof> i know right
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard, nuh that was his joke
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that went on for years and years and years
43:00 <Picard> nuh he really did her
43:00 <Picard> sick cunt
43:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axb2sHpGwHQ
43:00 <Bastardly_One> like the fuckin postcode shit
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Beatles - Come Together (Sep 21, 2008) 4:15 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - likes (98.1%), dislikes (1.9%) dislikes (1.9%)
44:00 <Bastardly_One> no he didn't 
44:00 <Doodle> chewn
44:00 <Serenity> ive boned in a church
44:00 <Bastardly_One> far as I know netz did no-one 
44:00 <Picard> who was the chic from perth who was a real estate agent
44:00 <Picard> yes he did
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but got off of having his feet tickled
44:00 <Mew> when i stayed in an apartment in town a few months ago i was on the balcony talking to ben on the phone telling him about how the stripper we saw was beating a guy with a giant black dildo and then i looked down and there was about 100 churchies all congregating outside their church after mass and the ones closest were looking at me with disgust lmao
44:00 <Loof> mormons are like the sluttiest chicks i've come across
44:00 <pandis> this is gay i dont speak italian lol Picard i realised this italian dude on fb is a poofter
44:00 <pandis> i so not tryin now
44:00 <pandis> hahaha
44:00 <bee_girl> lol mew
44:00 <Owen> The only #melbourne chick i've hooked up with is Chelle...
44:00 <Picard> kiara????
44:00 <pandis> bee_girl
45:00 <Loof> soon as you're a mormon they throw pussy at you from all angles
45:00 <Serenity> is there anyone chelle didnt fuck
45:00 <Serenity> honestly
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Kira - smurfy
45:00 <pandis> mormon pussy
45:00 <Maurice> Me
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, me
45:00 <pandis> that's a hairy snatch you feel in the dark
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I got strangled by chelle at a meet
45:00 <Serenity> that goes without saying
45:00 <Bastardly_One> does that count?
45:00 <bee_girl> yes pandis?
45:00 <Mew> who was chevn
45:00 <pandis> and ur glad you never see during the day.
45:00 <Picard> no Bastardly_One no kira
45:00 <Bastardly_One> chev was in here the other day 
45:00 <Picard> kiara, and she was from perth
45:00 <Mew> nigga waaaat
45:00 <bee_girl> oh hey :)
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Kiara ... yeah she knew Drunkard yeah?
45:00 <Mew> is she the one that went out with mynameislenny?
46:00 <Picard> oh not u pretend u know her
46:00 <Picard> loser lol
46:00 <Picard> now**
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I kept away from Drunkard's crew
46:00 <pandis> heyz
46:00 <pandis> hahaha
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't know her at all ... but all the perth people back then I kept away from 
46:00 <pandis> "like this war veteran i know from america"
46:00 <pandis> "all my internet friends"
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you said perth and I assumed
46:00 <pandis> lol Picard
46:00 <Serenity> chevn went out with longie
46:00 <Picard> perth people were usually ok
46:00 <Loof> dont eat that whole honey joy at the same sitting pandis bitch
47:00 <Serenity> she fucked tabz behind his back
47:00 <Bastardly_One> tabz
47:00 <Bastardly_One> now there was a fuck up
47:00 <Maurice> That was such a drama
47:00 <Serenity> lol it was hilarious
47:00 <Loof> he must have a huge cock to do that
47:00 <Serenity> probably not for dan lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you guys were here for that?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that seems like 2000 year ago
47:00 <Loof> thank god for sluts
47:00 <Mew> austnet needs more relationship drama
47:00 <Mew> wheres smelly kelly?
48:00 <Mew> the anthony chip saga was incred
48:00 <Serenity> adam stayed at longies place when he was dating her
48:00 <Serenity> or went to his place
48:00 <Serenity> whatever
48:00 <Serenity> touched his bum
48:00 <Floss> evening
48:00 <Moke> loof carrying on with dribble again
48:00 <Mew> flossticles
48:00 <Bastardly_One> do you think she talked to guys penises because she only reached their waists?
49:00 <Picard> why is the name Renee in my head?
49:00 <Floss> anyone know if they found that little boy in sydney yet? ive been trying to follow the story all weekend
49:00 <Bastardly_One> because Renee sucked
49:00 <Maurice> A lot of wang
49:00 <Picard> who was she?
49:00 <Mew> to get where she is
49:00 <Serenity> renee is KBs ex
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Renee was a brunette here from ... Brisbane?
49:00 <Mew> omggggg KB :(
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and total stripper look
49:00 <Mew> nice
49:00 <pandis> i gotta say there is a feeling that comes over you, getting inside a woman whos hands are binded with Jesus
49:00 <Bastardly_One> feminist and considered us all stupid
49:00 <Serenity> she didnt look like a stripper she looked like an emo
50:00 <Picard> miss_chontelle, anyone remember her?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah an emo stripper
50:00 <Maurice> Tatts errwhere
50:00 <pandis> nice and tight
50:00 <pandis> yes Picard
50:00 <pandis> thanks for reminding me
50:00 <Picard> where was she from pandis
50:00 <Mew> can you imagine a gothic stripper
50:00 <pandis> i heard she has a noisy quim
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm seriously trying to find Mz_Nightshade/pyretta_blae
50:00 <Loof> scabs come to mind
50:00 <Mew> it would take them half an hour to remove all their cloaks and moon boots lmao
50:00 <pandis> on account she stuffed cucumbers up her twat
50:00 <pandis> i forget
51:00 <pandis> uno i dont pay that much attention on irc
51:00 <Picard> ok
51:00 <pandis> btw
51:00 <pandis> pics from thailand man!
51:00 <Picard> serebii was one strange cat
51:00 <pandis> did u get one on an elephant
51:00 <Picard> yes
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah some pics would be good
51:00 <pandis> oh fuck serebii is mental
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Picard
51:00 <pandis> fk man show me an elephant one
51:00 <Serenity> there used to be a girl on here i think she was ms_vamp or something, we used to call her casper
51:00 <Bastardly_One> is that from perth?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> serebii?
51:00 <Serenity> she was amazing i miss her
51:00 <pandis> fuck off b1 you soft cock lover
52:00 <Picard> cbf getting them off my phone 
52:00 <Picard> no serebii is melb
52:00 <pandis> all good
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I am thinking of someone else
52:00 <pandis> pm me an elephant one when u do
52:00 <Picard> yeah i liked serebii
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Vamperella's current name
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Servi 
52:00 <pandis> i liked her figure
52:00 <Serenity> vamperella is a slag
52:00 <pandis> and her face
52:00 <Bastardly_One> we know Serenity
52:00 <pandis> Sandraa was cool
52:00 <pandis> bit young tho
52:00 <Serenity> oh i liked sandraa
53:00 <pandis> vaness, u reckon vaness is alive Picard? hahahahaha
53:00 <pandis> ahahahaha
53:00 <Picard> who was that little asian bitch from perth
53:00 <pandis> good ol beanbag tits vaness
53:00 <Mew> i miss Clairey ;'(
53:00 <Picard> sandraa?
53:00 <pandis> yer
53:00 <Picard> young chic, 19-20?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Clairey!
53:00 <pandis> some ethnic chick
53:00 <Crip> I miss crip, she was hot
53:00 <pandis> about that
53:00 <Picard> vaness is probably dead
53:00 <Mew> Crip was bangin
53:00 <pandis> HAHAHHAHAHAHA
53:00 <pandis> ahahaha
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep passing messages on to someone else to get clairey back in 
53:00 <pandis> prob
53:00 <pandis> oxy od
53:00 <Bastardly_One> she can't be fucked
54:00 <Crip> remember that annie chick
54:00 <pandis> prob shoved them up her ass like a french chick
54:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One stalking via someone else is still a crime
54:00 <Crip> from bunbury
54:00 <pandis> lol Picard
54:00 <pandis> i dont think b1 has boundaries
54:00 <Picard> lot of sluts come from perth
54:00 <Picard> he doesnt
54:00 <pandis> haha
54:00 <pandis> but he does know a guy real well on the net that was in iraq bro
54:00 <pandis> watch out Picard!
54:00 <Picard> lol who, romper?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <pandis> hahaha
55:00 <Picard> romper the cook from the army in iraq?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that guy has lost it again by the way panda
55:00 <pandis> Romper and The Magical Purple Motorbike
55:00 <Bastardly_One> spent last night babysitting him
55:00 <Picard> we need chucky back
55:00 <pandis> fat cunt sat on his bike and broke it
55:00 <pandis> ino ay
55:00 <Picard> he was easy to troll
56:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn3gq-MRAIs
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jim Croce - Box #10 (Oct 18, 2010) 2:25 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 357 likes (96.5%), 13 dislikes (3.5%)
56:00 <pandis> too easy
57:00 <bee_girl> You know she took him for his money and she left him in a cheap hotel
57:00 <pandis> me you and romper owned random chan
57:00 <pandis> more you and me, romper was just a sideshow clown hahahaha
57:00 <pandis> where's stig when you need a good instigator?
57:00 <Student> cranky pants
58:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck ... I knew I forgot to do something before I got distracted hours ago 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> bet it's fucking freezing out there
58:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwhxXjdMPd8
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jim Croce - Roller Derby Queen (Live) [remastered 16:9] (Jun 14, 2009) 2:41 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 772 likes (98.6%), 11 dislikes (1.4%)
59:00 <Student> fucking freezing for fucking old
59:00 <Bastardly_One> got a better one for ya bee_girl
59:00 <Bastardly_One> <3 roller deryby
59:00 <Bastardly_One> *derby
59:00 <bee_girl> the night that i fell in love witha  roller derby queen 
00:00 <bee_girl> the meanest hunk of woman anybody eva seen down in the arena
00:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlfCPc1ZhCQ
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Roller Derby Saved My Soul by Uncle Leon & The Alibis (Nov 14, 2008) 3:42 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - likes (97.4%), dislikes (2.6%) dislikes (2.6%)
00:00 <Bastardly_One> much better 
00:00 <Picard> did u forget to lock the dungeon Bastardly_One?
01:00 <bee_girl> oh come on
01:00 <bee_girl> jimmy is a legend
01:00 <bee_girl> not just cause his plane crahsed
01:00 <Bastardly_One> true but the lyrics :P
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm an NSO when I am up to it 
01:00 <bee_girl> we have roller derby in lismore
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Non Skating Official
01:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One who are the ops in #australia?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you sure do 
02:00 <pandis> not him
02:00 <Bastardly_One> not a bad little league up there 
02:00 <pandis> hahahahaha
02:00 <pandis> my greatest dream's to be an op on irc
02:00 <pandis> if all else fails it's a Marylin Manson cd and a heap of pills for me :(
02:00 <bee_girl> these guys were probably inspired by jimmy
02:00 <Bastardly_One> they were 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I was at scrum this afternoon 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> aka practice
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I think they were all on mass periods today
03:00 <Picard> sniffing peoples butts?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> cranky fucking bitches
03:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> im here for u
03:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> <3
03:00 <bee_girl> it counts!
03:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85tF2gCWUs0
03:00 <Picard> lol MrsCoochieKisses 
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Speedball Tucker (Jul 24, 2012) 5:48 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 199 likes (98%), 4 dislikes (2%)
04:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> <pleasuring> hi
04:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> <MrsCoochieKisses> hi babbes
04:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> <MrsCoochieKisses> u want my cock or my mouth?
04:00 <Picard> lol
05:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> lol!
05:00 <Bastardly_One> back soon darlings
05:00 <slinky_J> darlings
05:00 <slinky_J> told u
05:00 <slinky_J> lolz!
05:00 <slinky_J> bye Mrs Coochie Kisses!
07:00 <slinky_J> i like how b1s thoughts and feelings dont express reality, only his assumptions.
07:00 <slinky_J> u think Picard?
07:00 <Student> ha ha 
08:00 <Picard> lol
08:00 <Student> hey nerdygirl
08:00 <nerdygirl> heya 
09:00 <Student> whatz going?
09:00 <slinky_J> i wonder if mrgrumpy is a hottie
09:00 <slinky_J> yooo hoooooo
10:00 <slinky_J> sweeeetie!! mrgrumpy ;)
11:00 <Picard> Serenity
11:00 <Student> ha ha
11:00 <Student> never seen mrgrumpy talk in here 
12:00 <Serenity> picard
13:00 <Student> Serenity is getting slow
13:00 <Student> that take ages to respond
14:00 <Serenity> yeah.. 45 seconds is ages.
14:00 <Student> she is counting seconds ha ha 
14:00 <Student> very technical 
14:00 <Serenity> do you know what a time stamp is?
14:00 <Serenity> you fucking moron
14:00 <slinky_J> PICARD
14:00 <slinky_J> I WANT YOU
14:00 <slinky_J> YOU MORON!
14:00 <Student> yes i knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 
14:00 <Student> More On :P
15:00 <Picard> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2ros7bc&s=8
15:00 <Picard> Serenity
15:00 <slinky_J> Serenity, guess this "My pleasure, it's showtime!"
15:00 <slinky_J> xD
15:00 <Maurice> Cripes
15:00 <Maurice> Look at that elephant
15:00 <Serenity> elephant
15:00 <slinky_J> if you get this wrong you are so fucking dead!
15:00 <Maurice> And the grey one too
15:00 <slinky_J> elephant
15:00 <Floss> geez doesnt gina rinehart look like jabba the hut
16:00 <Serenity> scream 2
16:00 <slinky_J> WOOOOO
16:00 <Picard> lol 
16:00 <slinky_J> bonus round
16:00 <Picard> bitch Maurice
16:00 <slinky_J> now
16:00 <Floss> http://www.smh.com.au/business/mining-and-resources/gina-rinehart-says-cut-red-tape-urgently-to-counter-iron-ore-slump-20140912-10ftsu.html
16:00 <Maurice> :D
16:00 <slinky_J> Student DIES
16:00 <Student> hey , what are you saying? :P
16:00 <Student> idiot 
16:00 <Maurice> These bots are getting uppity these days
16:00 <Student> and yes my throat has just been slit
16:00 <Student> i am dead
16:00 <Student> hoooo haaa ha ha 
16:00 <slinky_J> :(
17:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
17:00 <slinky_J> nice Joker laugh
17:00 <Student> you are hailarious
17:00 <slinky_J> turns me on
17:00 <slinky_J> srs
17:00 <slinky_J> that laugh gets my dick hard
17:00 <Serenity> THEN WHY DONT YOU SHOW YOUR FACE YOU FUCKING COWARD!?
17:00 <Student> yes, you bet it turns you on like a mug of boiling water
17:00 <slinky_J> AH HOOO HAAA HAAAAAAAAAA
17:00 <slinky_J> lolz
17:00 <Picard> i rode the elephant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17:00 <Student> you have a deeeeeeeeeeckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk? :P
17:00 <slinky_J> "I'd be happy to put you there.. IN THE FUCKING MORGUE!"
17:00 <slinky_J> which movie
17:00 <slinky_J> ?
18:00 <Maurice> Babe
18:00 <slinky_J> lmao
18:00 <Serenity> scream 4
18:00 <slinky_J> ^5
18:00 <Student> bad boys 
18:00 <slinky_J> ready for the next question?
18:00 <Serenity> You know Rebecca, it doesn't sound to me like you're in the hospital. Sounds to me like you're in a parking garage, a dark, deserted parking garage. But if you want to be in the hospital, I'd he happy to put you there, in the morgue!
18:00 <slinky_J> WOAH
19:00 <slinky_J> <3
19:00 <Serenity> lol
19:00 <slinky_J> werd
19:00 <slinky_J> lols
19:00 <slinky_J> i am so so so watching that tomoz
19:00 <slinky_J> watching a drama tonight
19:00 <Serenity> ive seen these movies too much
19:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha yeah
19:00 <Student> way too much 
19:00 <slinky_J> I wish I could quote scream like i used to
20:00 <slinky_J> and do ghostface
20:00 <Maurice> Whoever owns the Student bot can you remove it
20:00 <Maurice> Cheers
20:00 <slinky_J> i was trying to do ghostface from scream 1 earlier
20:00 <slinky_J> but i ended up doing ghostface from no.4
20:00 <Serenity> i need to find my mask
20:00 <slinky_J> :/
20:00 <slinky_J> i want the mask with the blood in it
20:00 <slinky_J> xD
20:00 <Serenity> i did too but
20:00 <Serenity> its just cheap plastic
20:00 <slinky_J> true
20:00 <Serenity> its not good quality
20:00 <slinky_J> can u still buy them?
20:00 <slinky_J> good ones
20:00 <Serenity> yeah
20:00 <Serenity> ebay
21:00 <slinky_J> fuck!
21:00 <slinky_J> oh nice
21:00 <slinky_J> i love the scream 3 mask the most
21:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/p417x417/1379766_10151598837702331_2083532336_n.jpg?oh=53a8f869fe7b265fb097d62d73c7742d&oe=54C8EF0B&__gda__=1418509409_5ca302e2ceef559bb7359ccb915f547e
21:00 <slinky_J> that and the scream 1 one they only used in two scenes
21:00 <slinky_J> the opening scene with drew
21:00 <slinky_J> im pretty sure they are gonna make scream 5
21:00 <slinky_J> gettin pressured to do it haha
22:00 <Student> i do not know how they are going to manage the story 
22:00 <Serenity> my brother bought me the scream 1 mask when i was 12
22:00 <ShadowLurker> and I thought b1 licked assholes
22:00 <Serenity> i had that fucking thiung for like 6 years and some cunt stole it
22:00 <Student> scream 1 came like 14 years ago?
22:00 <Student> seems like yesterday 
23:00 <Serenity> 96
23:00 <Serenity> 18 years
23:00 <Student> wow
24:00 <Student> at that time you were a kid and now you have kids
24:00 <Serenity> thanks genius
24:00 <Student> it is ok aunty 
25:00 <Picard> lol
25:00 <Student> ha ha
25:00 <Serenity> slinky_J
25:00 <Serenity> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Blood-Scream-Mask-Scary-Movie-Halloween-Fancy-Dress-/310602672075?pt=AU_Toys_Hobbies_Pretend_Play&hash=item48515ca7cb&_uhb=1
37:00 <bert> netsplite
37:00 <Student> really?
37:00 <bert> masthacker
37:00 <bert> free internet
41:00 <slinky_J> damn
41:00 <slinky_J> was gonna crack onto bert
41:00 <slinky_J> my butt needs some slappin man by some random man.
44:00 <Picard> really
44:00 <Picard> pm matthew
45:00 <Picard> he will suck you and fuck you
46:00 <slinky_J> aaaaaaaahahahahaha
46:00 <Picard> lol
46:00 <slinky_J> nah man he is a shame to the Welsh race
46:00 <slinky_J> dirty gay cunt,
46:00 <slinky_J> fkn dirty cunt.
46:00 <slinky_J> lol
47:00 <Picard> i bet u enjoy that
47:00 <Student> lol
48:00 <slinky_J> haha
49:00 <slinky_J> fkn i ring right
49:00 <Picard> i bet you have fucked a guy :P
49:00 <slinky_J> n i hate went cunts are in cars
49:00 <slinky_J> and they're voice is all broken up
49:00 <slinky_J> so i said some shit n hung up
49:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
49:00 <slinky_J> hmm
50:00 <slinky_J> might be time for second glass of wine..
56:00 <partay> Slinky uninstall irc 
57:00 <Picard> after you.
01:00 <Picard> the dungeon is locked secure Bastardly_One?
03:00 <BlackDevil> Picard
04:00 <Picard> BlackDevil
04:00 <BlackDevil> you smell like Loof
04:00 <BlackDevil> and thats a bad smell
04:00 <Picard> whats Loof smell like?
04:00 <BlackDevil> feces
04:00 <Picard> nice
05:00 <Thoth> Did you hear about the two bald guys who put their heads together? They made an ass out of themselves
06:00 <Picard> hahaha
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I went to the zoo the other day and the meerkats didn't seem impressed when I asked them about car insurance
06:00 <Thoth> I thought you might like that :)
07:00 <Thoth> B1, fuck those ads are annoying
07:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One dont talk shit, if u went to the zoo they wouldnt let u out
07:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit Thoth
07:00 <Bastardly_One> they are
08:00 <Picard> u have a tv?
09:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
09:00 <slinky_J> has a fuckin
09:00 <slinky_J> 1989 tv
09:00 <slinky_J> best memory was watching fucking Baywatch
09:00 <slinky_J> to perv on the kids getting rescued.
09:00 <slinky_J> did i say that? i guess so.
10:00 <slinky_J> "I love the way his arse falls flat on that rescue surfboard. Mmmm"
10:00 <Thoth> Yes, I have a Revox. It triggered my aspergers even more when they cut off analogue. So now I just watch static.
11:00 <Picard> lol
12:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
12:00 <Picard> id rather watch pammy anderson's huge tits
12:00 <slinky_J> haha
12:00 <slinky_J> i never saw her sex vid
12:00 <Picard> dont let me stop u if a 13yo's arse gets u hard
13:00 <slinky_J> id prob smash my tv fappin to that shit
13:00 <slinky_J> LMAO Picard
13:00 <slinky_J> i think he's gone to beat off in the toilet bro..
14:00 <Picard> spank the monkey
14:00 <BlackDevil> Picard
14:00 <BlackDevil> wanna spank each other monkey?
15:00 <Thoth> Her sex vid was so shit
16:00 <slinky_J> hmm
16:00 <slinky_J> oi
16:00 <slinky_J> BlackDevil
16:00 <slinky_J> why am I not invited
16:00 <slinky_J> we three could OWN those cam girl whores.
16:00 <slinky_J> except if one is white, skinny, with kardashian ass implants, cant beat that.. :(
17:00 <Picard> check out that link in bee_girls quit message
17:00 <BlackDevil> talking about niki?
17:00 <Picard> BlackDevil id let u give me a hand job
17:00 <thestig> lol
17:00 <Thoth> Own as in, pay for?
17:00 <Thoth> Lame
18:00 <slinky_J> I'd let b1 give me a hand job but I just feel he'd prob want to start off with me soft and I ain't down with Lil' Kong being seen that way, all innocent.
22:00 <Zade> hello Picard
23:00 <Picard> hello Zade, funny you pop in when we talk about hand jobs
23:00 <Zade> you offering to give me one
23:00 <Picard> no, u give me one
23:00 <Zade> i am pretty spent but i could go again
24:00 <Picard> ok
26:00 <slinky_J> pffff
27:00 <Zade> hello slinky_J
27:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!
27:00 <slinky_J> sup Zade
28:00 <slinky_J>  START THE BALL
28:00 <Picard> ok im off to bed
28:00 <slinky_J> ok man
28:00 <Picard> night pedos and freaks
28:00 <slinky_J> and slinks
28:00 <slinky_J> ahem
28:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
28:00 <slinky_J> AMEN
28:00 <slinky_J> nite man
29:00 <Maurice> I must be in the freaks category
29:00 <slinky_J> best one to  be in
29:00 <Picard> u know u are Maurice
30:00 <Maurice> I know
30:00 <Maurice> I'm ok with this
30:00 <Thoth> Tell me, as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
30:00 <Zade> yeah not much, just been to the pub, how about yourself slinky_J?
30:00 <slinky_J> nice man nice!
30:00 <slinky_J> well
30:00 <slinky_J> put on a fourth movie lol
31:00 <slinky_J> waitin to hear from friend bout catchin up coz i been reclusive
31:00 <slinky_J> n finally on the red
32:00 <slinky_J> was a good sunday during the day Zade
32:00 <Zade> so got a big night planned?
32:00 <slinky_J> i just hate the nights huh.
32:00 <slinky_J> for when?
33:00 <Thoth> Nights are when the evil comes out on IRC
33:00 <Zade> tonight
33:00 <slinky_J> lol my mate Loren had a party over a week ago but I was too stiff to bother payin' cab fare
33:00 <slinky_J> nah man tonight is relaxxx
33:00 <slinky_J> Thoth
33:00 <slinky_J> u remember that childrens show
34:00 <slinky_J> and at midnight
34:00 <slinky_J> something with a grandfather clock
34:00 <slinky_J> and this tiger appeared?
34:00 <Thoth> Great story but nope
34:00 <slinky_J> :/ dayum
34:00 <slinky_J> maybe was some goosebumps episode
35:00 <Thoth> Oh I totally agree about this topic I know nothing of
45:00 <Thoth> slinky_J: may we converse about unfamiliar topics some more?
56:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYmUuje_JVo
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ultra-Sonic - Love Me Right (May 4, 2012) 4:56 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
56:00 <slinky_J> for those peeps was babies back in 92 93 but was stuck on this shit
56:00 <slinky_J> xD
56:00 <slinky_J> bee_girl :P check it gurl!
57:00 <Maurice> For who
58:00 <Zade> i like obsession by ultrasonic
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