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00:00 <couleurs> mega games!!!!!!!
00:00 <Saemon> no
00:00 <simba> and this Tori knightowl person
00:00 <Saemon> didnt my ban expire?
00:00 <simba> not good 4 business
00:00 <Saemon> i just tried joining and it worked
00:00 <simba> no u changed it
00:00 <Saemon> ok then i will leave
01:00 <simba> aubuymeabong
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm pissed at ozbongs
01:00 <couleurs> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I want a particular vape thebaron told me about
01:00 <Bastardly_One> they're sold out
01:00 <couleurs> shalke aren't bad
01:00 <couleurs> bit slow 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and it costs more to get it from the company itself
04:00 <couleurs> c'mon bumblebees
04:00 <couleurs> hope he put kagawa on
06:00 <simba> Isolate Immobile. Replace Ramos with Kagawa. Madness ensues.
06:00 <simba> - -- -- Skirmish says
07:00 <Maurice> I don't know why they put timeouts in showbags, worst chocolates ever
07:00 <simba> f k 0 F F
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why
07:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not that bad 
07:00 <couleurs> crunchies are
07:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I've not had one for years so 
07:00 <Maurice> Crunchies rock
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Crunchies rock
08:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder everyone hates you couleurs
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you're shit 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
08:00 <simba> Crunchies rock
08:00 <simba> Oops delayed 56k lol
08:00 <Maurice> Crunchies rock
08:00 <couleurs> twix >
09:00 <Bastardly_One> twix are crap
09:00 <Bastardly_One> twirls for the win
09:00 <WifeIsModel> Hi all
09:00 <Bastardly_One> what model is she?
09:00 <Maurice> I went on a fast, spinny, tilty ride with my niece, all the boys were too chicken shit to go on
09:00 <simba> twix owns
09:00 <simba> u suck
09:00 <Bastardly_One> a warship?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> a plane?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> a car?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> what model is his wife?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> a real doll?
09:00 <Maurice> The clapped out one
10:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... clapped out 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I love that expression
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah fuck show rides
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't do that shit 
10:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <simba> how many people over 40 do show ride
11:00 <simba> s
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fair point
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I meant ever
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I did the madmouse once
11:00 <simba> theyre not very good over 20 prob
11:00 <WifeIsModel> Just a standard fashion model Bast. We are from the USA coming to Australia soon for the first time.
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that was enough
11:00 <simba> chocolate showbags are the best part !!
12:00 <Maurice> Hey, I'm over 20 and I like them
12:00 <Bastardly_One> WifeIsModel, if you're going to talk shit at least mask your bigpond IP
12:00 <Maurice> I got a cadbury showbag, you can have my timeouts simba
12:00 <simba> woot
12:00 <Maurice> And my toffee boost
12:00 <Bastardly_One> boost
12:00 <Bastardly_One> now they suck
12:00 <Maurice> Normal boosts are good
13:00 <Maurice> Not a fan of the toffee ones
13:00 <Bastardly_One> tried one once and wasn't that impressed
13:00 <Bastardly_One> do you remember Pinky's?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Pinky Bars?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> they're like chocolate with strawberry marshmellow
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and they tried them over here because NZ goes spaz over marshmellow things
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I loved them
14:00 <Maurice> I don't remember them
14:00 <Bastardly_One> only lasted for about a year
14:00 <simba> I talk about my, frankly, piss poor customer experience while trying to buy a new pair of glasses from Specsavers in Worksop. 
14:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGbKXzImKPo
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shouldn't Have Gone To Specsavers - A Rant. (Sep 26, 2014) 13:40 - Category: People & Blogs - 316 views views - likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I might of been the only person who purchased the
16:00 <Bastardly_One> this link will work even if way long
16:00 <Bastardly_One> actually
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme find another pic
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I can find heaps of the packet
18:00 <Bastardly_One> not the chocolate
19:00 <Bastardly_One> it hard this caramel on top too 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> *it had
19:00 <Bastardly_One> https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2005/2173281895_ccaa36695a.jpg
19:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a Pinky bar
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking delicious they were
20:00 <simba> Looks delicious.
21:00 <Bastardly_One> being sarcastic?
21:00 <Maurice> Oh I do remember those
21:00 <Bastardly_One> they were fucking awesome
21:00 <Maurice> I don't like the 50% less fat thing
21:00 <Maurice> When I eat chocolate, I want full fat
21:00 <Bastardly_One> they never used to have that written on it 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and the wrapper was pinker
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to live 5 mins from a 24hr coles at that stage
22:00 <Bastardly_One> almost everyday at 3am I'd be there buying about 10 of them
23:00 <milk> fat bitches are the way of the future
23:00 <Maurice> Damn skippy we are
23:00 <lite> hi
23:00 <beer13> hello
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you know 12 - 14 is average right?
24:00 <beer13> 9
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I love it when guys and vain women say "fat"
24:00 <beer13> 9 1/2
25:00 <milk> fat is relative
25:00 <milk> sexy is someone else's relative
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I read somewhere the average vag is only 8 inches or something
25:00 <Bastardly_One> makes me wonder how the porn whores handle those 12 inch african cunts
26:00 <beer13> fat is my relative
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm supposedly a chubby chaser
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's not my fault all of the women I like that are witty and smart
27:00 <Bastardly_One> happen to have meat on their bones as well 
27:00 <beer13> office fat
27:00 <beer13> is relative
27:00 <milk> beehhh what do you think about 12 inch niggers boning all the chicks?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> as long as that belly isn't hanging when in a non missionary position
27:00 <beehhh> as long as they are happy i have no comments
28:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares?
28:00 <beehhh> make sure they dont cut my cheese
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice
28:00 <Bastardly_One> are you reading the new love affair?
28:00 <doctor> women don't belong to us
28:00 <Bastardly_One> by the two SA losers?
28:00 <Maurice> It's a bit repulsive
28:00 <doctor> they're set out on their own ways now
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a bit repulsive?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that's your understatement of the evening
29:00 <beehhh> women likes to cheat with strong man
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna start on them
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but Bonny hasn't got a good sense of humour anymore
29:00 <doctor> don't see any strong men about these days
29:00 <beehhh> simba be ready for the bushfire m8
30:00 <beehhh> like the one milk mentioned about blackzilla
30:00 <beehhh> fuck a nigga cock then sit on my face with its cum drippin out
30:00 <doctor> sounds unhygenic
31:00 <beehhh> unhygine thoughts
31:00 <milk> hymen vanginen
31:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
31:00 <doctor> very impure
31:00 <Bastardly_One> semen is noticing me to join his new channel
31:00 <beehhh> guess what Maze runner was good film
31:00 <milk> go alone for the rape then
31:00 <Bastardly_One> let's hope we never see him again
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate agreeing with beehhh
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but the maze runner
32:00 <Bastardly_One> was good
32:00 <beehhh> next im going to watch the 
32:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAI7rF0eQyQ
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Equalizer Official Trailer #1 (2014) - Denzel Washington Movie HD (Jun 12, 2014) 2:31 - Category: Film & Animation - 3,351,423 views - 11,310 likes (97.8%), 255 dislikes (2.2%)
32:00 <Bastardly_One> saw that today ... downloaded some movies today 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> not that
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the Maze Runner
32:00 <beehhh> milk think of yourself as grooth
33:00 <beehhh> no point trying to compete a nigga but ways round
33:00 <milk> niggers are pretty impressive
33:00 <milk> especially 12 inch niggers
34:00 <beehhh> my ex want me to lick her out  told me an NRL player borke her condom in his vagina but i didnt
34:00 <beer13> socks
36:00 <beehhh> many muslim women like to try the uncut meats in the western world
37:00 <beehhh> what matters for me is how i got neglected by the system until the end and it certainly opens up your eye
37:00 <beehhh> norway and sweden are both great place to migrate
37:00 <doctor> if i didn't hold citizenship here they'd cast me away aswell
38:00 <doctor> you were just an unfortunate sod like the rest of us but only with a foreign passport. a true australian
39:00 <beehhh> sometimes i miss there too
39:00 <doctor> you only miss the drugs
39:00 <beehhh> and it hurts when you do
39:00 <milk> the pain of nationhood
40:00 <beehhh> makes me numb and saddend by the memories things you could have done but could not
41:00 <milk> like legalizing illegal immigration?
41:00 <beehhh> http://www.9news.com.au/national/2014/09/27/17/31/total-fire-ban-for-sa
42:00 <beehhh> A safe-heaven visa and it's too late cause you're gone
44:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/embed/_lg1qSPV_d8?version=3&rel=0
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
45:00 <milk> hot chick
45:00 <beehhh> touchable chicks
47:00 <milk> glamour pussy
47:00 <beehhh> A nigga cock in the butt
51:00 <milk> sput-a-nikka?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw a stripper the other day who said she was stripping to feed her kids
55:00 <Bastardly_One> then got offended when I chucked canned goods at her
56:00 <milk> really? that happened?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a joke
00:00 <DrGore> baha
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you hush
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and morning
06:00 <milk> is everyone having a good temper tantrum?
11:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
11:00 <Saemon> oi
11:00 <Saemon> who u reckon is gona take roman reigns spot?
11:00 <Saemon> i hope its ambrose 
11:00 <Rak> caesar?
12:00 <Saemon> caesar is in caesaro?
12:00 <Rak> as in gaius julius caesar
13:00 <Saemon> he got shanked
13:00 <Rak> that he did
14:00 <Saemon> are u a fan of his?
14:00 <Rak> i am
15:00 <Saemon> did u like his portrayal in spartacus?
15:00 <Rak> he was captured and ransomed by pirates.  on his release he promised to hunt them down and kill them.  when they dropped him off in a port, he demanded ships from the governor, scoured the mediterranean, found the pirates, and crucified them
16:00 <Rak> caesar was only a junior officer in spartacus' era
16:00 <Rak> i didn't know he was in the show
17:00 <Rak> oh i'm a season behind
20:00 <Bastardly_One> blah
23:00 <Bastardly_One> back to diablo iii then
23:00 <Maurice> I read that as black dildo
24:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
24:00 <Rak> por ques no los dos
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I am bored though
25:00 <Maurice> I made my kids watch Mighty Ducks tonight
25:00 <Maurice> They actually liked it
27:00 <Bastardly_One> this will fill in 2 mins
27:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.9news.com.au/entertainment/2014/09/25/15/16/big-brother-housemates-fame-forgot-where-are-they-now
27:00 <Maurice> Not even clicking, haven't watched it since the first seasn
28:00 <Maurice> Season*
29:00 <DrGore> making kids watch mighty Ducks
29:00 <DrGore> someone call docs
30:00 <Maurice> He's out the back
30:00 <Maurice> And there is nothing wrong with Mighty Ducks
30:00 <Maurice> I'm going to make them watch the other 2
30:00 <DrGore> stay strong kids
30:00 <DrGore> stay strong
31:00 <Bastardly_One> doc would be like
31:00 <Bastardly_One> these movies are awesome
31:00 <Bastardly_One> being a dog he would be born with no taste
31:00 <Maurice> Doc would probably eat them
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
32:00 <Saemon> Rak who really deserved to take over after caesar?
32:00 <Saemon> octavious or mark antony?
32:00 <Saemon> i reckon mark antony
32:00 <Saemon> octavius's claim is just only that he's blood 
33:00 <Saemon> mark antony was beside caesar all the way, he helped created caesars empire
33:00 <Rak> and was a great emperor.  the first yardstick that subsequent emperors were measured
33:00 <Rak> mark antony was a terrible administrator
33:00 <Maurice> And a terrible singer
34:00 <Rak> oh my first line was for octavius
34:00 <Saemon> lol not talking and douchbag ex of j-los
34:00 <Saemon> im talkin bout the man who bedded cleopatra
34:00 <Maurice> Oh no shit
34:00 <Maurice> Glad you cleared that up
34:00 <Saemon> :P
34:00 <Saemon> wtf just got this notice
34:00 <Saemon> -paNdiS- you not talkin to me?
35:00 <DrGore> wonder if cleopatra was actaully hot
35:00 <Saemon> is he even online arm
35:00 <Saemon> atm
36:00 <Maurice> If he's not online, how can he notice you
36:00 <Maurice> Idiot
37:00 <Saemon> tooshay
37:00 <Maurice> What
37:00 <Saemon> that means good point right?
37:00 <Maurice> Touche
37:00 <Saemon> ah
38:00 <Bastardly_One> this monk I'm playing looks like a middle eastern terrorist
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and sounds eastern european
41:00 <Saemon> go hawthorn tomoz
41:00 <Saemon> $300 says they win
41:00 <Saemon> whose in a gambling mood?
44:00 <DrGore> AFL is shit
44:00 <DrGore> like Victoria
44:00 <DrGore> so sydney will win
44:00 <DrGore> you can't beat this logic
45:00 <DrGore> is sydney playing?
45:00 <Maurice> Plus they're red
45:00 <Maurice> They go faster
45:00 <DrGore> Maurice makes a valid point
45:00 <Maurice> Sydney vs Hawthorn
45:00 <DrGore> Sydney will win because we don't care
47:00 <DrGore> I by we I mean the majority of Sydney
47:00 <DrGore> and
47:00 <DrGore> *
47:00 <DrGore> bah
47:00 <Maurice> I'm in Perth and even if I wasn't I still wouldn't care
50:00 <DrGore> Your indifference is duly noted but pales in comparison to my indifference.
50:00 <Maurice> Nuh uh
52:00 <Bastardly_One> now what's TheRon going to have to talk abou?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> *about
59:00 <DrGore> I like drugs, but sport is the opiate of the masses.
00:00 <Rak> how marxist
03:00 <Bastardly_One> gee I'm bored
03:00 <DrGore> Cliché I know, but I couldn't work state operated ideological apparatuses into a sentence about sport
03:00 <Bastardly_One> only got diablo iii today too
03:00 <DrGore> which is the only other marxist term I know
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanted to ask Ana_Ng someting
05:00 <Bastardly_One> *something
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana_Ng
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
05:00 <Bastardly_One> what's the story with the pro pot woman saying fuck it I quit
05:00 <Bastardly_One> on the news?
06:00 <Maurice> She runs a pro pot group
06:00 <Maurice> I would also run one but I'm way too stoned to organise it..
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know all that
06:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I had an accidental nap ... again
06:00 <Ana_Ng> i know as much
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought there might be more to her story
07:00 <Bastardly_One> all good
07:00 <Maurice> I napped today and had the weirdest dream
07:00 <Ana_Ng> we have legalization vote coming up
07:00 <Maurice> Everytime I nap I feel like I'm not actually asleep, just floating, but I'm obv asleep coz I keep missing the postie delivering packages
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that's when you dream
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I hardly get that kind of sleep
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine's usually too deep
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't remember dreams
09:00 <DrGore> you guys are bent
09:00 <Maurice> I am not
10:00 <DrGore> i'm getting stoned from reading your text
10:00 <Bastardly_One> B1's smell o irc
10:00 <Maurice> As in, I am literally not
10:00 <Bastardly_One> *farts*
10:00 <Bastardly_One> cop that!
10:00 <Bastardly_One> sniff up big
11:00 <Bastardly_One> want another bong?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> *blows it at the screen*
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep thinking I am meant to do something this weekend
12:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea what it is 
12:00 <DrGore> if I smoked cones I'd be 400kg's
12:00 <DrGore> all I want to do is eat nutella
12:00 <Maurice> I was my thinnest when I was a stoner
12:00 <Bastardly_One> how's that work?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm only 58kgs
12:00 <Bastardly_One> dying
12:00 <DrGore> i dunno how people pull that off
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and smoke pot
13:00 <Maurice> Because you get used to it so the munchies don't play a part
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I get aske by new doctors if I have aids, etc
13:00 <DrGore> munchies are the best part of getting stoned
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how skinny I am 
13:00 <Maurice> Nah, the giggles are
13:00 <Maurice> Mind you, my thinnest was 54kgs
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't get the giggles either
13:00 <Maurice> I'm now a whopping 60ish
13:00 <Maurice> I weigh more than Bastardly_One :/
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but when something amuses me ... I laugh forever
13:00 <DrGore> how tall
13:00 <Maurice> Im very short
13:00 <Bastardly_One> me or her?
14:00 <DrGore> both
14:00 <Maurice> 6'4
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm 170cm/5 foot 7
14:00 <Maurice> But really 5'2
14:00 <Bastardly_One> it's so easy to beat me up
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't have to guess to aim for certain bones
14:00 <Maurice> According to bmi, I am obese
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you can see them fucking all
15:00 <Bastardly_One> according to BMI I am underweight I am pretty sure
15:00 <DrGore> are you actually dying Bastardly_One
15:00 <Bastardly_One> go check for me while I have another bong
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I am 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ask Maurice
15:00 <DrGore> i'm just asking
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a terminal disease
15:00 <Bastardly_One> emphysema
16:00 <Maurice> He's got the clap
16:00 <DrGore> so now I ask
16:00 <DrGore> why you still smoking?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish to die man
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm an emo
17:00 <Bastardly_One> into dark metal
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish to live in eternity with satan
17:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly because I'm a fucking idiot
17:00 <Maurice> Your BMI 	
17:00 <Maurice> Your suggested
17:00 <Maurice> healthy weight range 	
17:00 <Maurice> 43	-	58	 Kg
17:00 <Maurice> Your category 	Overweight
17:00 <Maurice> I'm fat
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's the BONG that i my issue
17:00 <Bastardly_One> do mine Maurice
17:00 <Maurice> You do yours
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you're on the page
18:00 <Bastardly_One> do it!
18:00 <Bastardly_One> *scowls*
18:00 <DrGore> yeah but BMI doesn't take into acoount body fat % and muscle mass
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh DrGore
18:00 <Maurice> Your BMI 	
18:00 <Maurice> Your suggested
18:00 <Maurice> healthy weight range 	
18:00 <Maurice> 53	-	72	 Kg
18:00 <Maurice> Your category 	Healthy Weight
18:00 <Maurice> This is bollocks
18:00 <Bastardly_One> your's?
18:00 <Maurice> Thats yours
18:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that's bullshit 
19:00 <Maurice> Thats what I said
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I am underweight
19:00 <Maurice> It old me my then 9 yr old was obese, when I could see his ribs
19:00 <Bastardly_One> 170cm and male is supposed to be like 80 or something
19:00 <DrGore> where are you checking this
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I can play tunes on mine
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and I am serious
19:00 <Maurice> Heart foundation
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lo
19:00 <Bastardly_One> l
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I like playing tunes on my ribs
20:00 <Bastardly_One> to freak people out
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's the heart foundation?
20:00 <DrGore> heart foundation for super models
20:00 <Bastardly_One> those cunts want us starved to death
21:00 <Bastardly_One> find another one :P
21:00 <Maurice> They now recommend not doing bmi
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:00 <Maurice> If I listened to that I'd never get naked
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to get fit muscle wise
22:00 <Maurice> I need to eat fatty foods coz I'm hungry
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it's hard though when you have trouble moving without coughing
22:00 <Bastardly_One> see? I don't get it 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how bad my diet is 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> because your's isn't that much better
22:00 <Bastardly_One> how come I'm not 200kgs
22:00 <DrGore> do you eat carbs?
23:00 <Maurice> All I eat is carbs
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I live on potato
23:00 <Maurice> Hence why bmi calls me a fatty
23:00 <Maurice> Me too
23:00 <Maurice> Home made hashbrowns
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah her and I live on potatoes
23:00 <Maurice> In white bread
23:00 <DrGore> haha
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh yum!
23:00 <DrGore> well fuck you guys
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you're disgusting ... in bread?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> never thought of that
23:00 <DrGore> i look at bread and but on 10kg's
23:00 <Bastardly_One> *remembers it*
24:00 <Bastardly_One> the only time I put on weight
24:00 <Bastardly_One> was a combo of surgery bloatin
24:00 <Bastardly_One> *bloating
24:00 <Maurice> Mines pregnancy
24:00 <Maurice> And fuck that for a joke
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and the fact I was scared into stopping smoking for a while
24:00 <Bastardly_One> collapsing your lung and having it glued to your chest does that
24:00 <Bastardly_One> then I made the mistake of getting drunk one night
25:00 <DrGore> worms maybe?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> found I had a pack of cigs on me the next day
25:00 <Bastardly_One> with half of them smoked
25:00 <DrGore> eek
25:00 <DrGore> i stopped smoking about 6 weeks ago
25:00 <DrGore> again
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah about 10 yrs ago I was sitting here with a heavy flu
25:00 <Bastardly_One> went to bed at 3am
26:00 <Bastardly_One> next night I'm in ER
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I called the paramedics
26:00 <Maurice> Blame IRC
26:00 <Bastardly_One> they said, yeah fuck you 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's nothing but a chest infection
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I knew different and took myself to hospital
26:00 <Bastardly_One> via train and tram
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and the triage nure is like where's the paradmedic? how did you get here?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I told her and she couldn't believe it 
27:00 <DrGore> that's fucked up
27:00 <Bastardly_One> to this day I wish I got those paramedics names
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd of sued the cunts
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but I was too fucked up to think of that
27:00 <DrGore> so do you just smoke cones now or cigs as well?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> while waiting for the ambo thouh
28:00 <Bastardly_One> guess who jogged past?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Mark Seymour
28:00 <Maurice> Chopper
28:00 <Maurice> I don't know who that is
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and I still had enough breath to make hunters and collectors jokes
28:00 <Bastardly_One> the singer from hunters and collectors
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and telling jews coming past I'll convert if they get their ambulance here quicker
29:00 <Bastardly_One> they have their own ambo
29:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
29:00 <DrGore> really
29:00 <Maurice> I'm too young to know who they are
29:00 <Bastardly_One> in that area they have kosher ambos
29:00 <Maurice> Yes really
30:00 <DrGore> i was reallying the jewish ambo thing
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yah no shit
30:00 <Bastardly_One> East St Kilda about 40 meters from my house
30:00 <Bastardly_One> was a jewish ambo service
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I couldn't believe it
31:00 <Bastardly_One> like St Johns for Jews
31:00 <DrGore> millions died in the holocaust
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and here's more irony
31:00 <DrGore> I'll grant them their own ambo
31:00 <Bastardly_One> considering I have a jew nose
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lived in jewtown
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and have the beard and all 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> while in hosp recovering
32:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the nurses was a male Jewish nurse
32:00 <Bastardly_One> like they were after me maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
32:00 <DrGore> you sound like Borat
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I look like a white version of a suicide bomber at the moment
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ALLAH SNACKBAR!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 mars bars, 2 cans of coke
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and 4 sausage rolls
33:00 <Bastardly_One> or I Jihad!
34:00 <DrGore> ha!
34:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, do you drum or geetar
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't remember
35:00 <Bastardly_One> if you geetar my question is mute
35:00 <DrGore> i try to play guitar
35:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmmmmmmm
35:00 <Bastardly_One> TheBaron and I are doing a collab
35:00 <Bastardly_One> of noise
35:00 <Bastardly_One> My idea
35:00 <DrGore> haha
35:00 <Bastardly_One> called Blunt Trauma
35:00 <DrGore> that guy cracks me up
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's all about blunt traumas
36:00 <Bastardly_One> songs like, stabbing you with a screwdriver
36:00 <DrGore> isn't he in QLD
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Fractured Cranium
36:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so?
36:00 <DrGore> so a recording project
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
36:00 <DrGore> what's Maurice do
36:00 <Bastardly_One> he's just waiting forever for me to finish the bare bones
37:00 <DrGore> well this I ahve to hear
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... wait forever
37:00 <Maurice> I'm a hooker
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been working on it on and off for 3 yrs so far
37:00 <DrGore> what are you metallica
38:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not as easy a cannibal corpse make it 
38:00 <Maurice> Dude, nothing else matters
38:00 <Bastardly_One> to make an album of songs about injuries
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and make each song hurt your head
38:00 <Bastardly_One> give Maurice fuel
38:00 <Bastardly_One> give her fire
38:00 <Maurice> Gimme fire
39:00 <Maurice> Gimme that which I desire
39:00 <Bastardly_One> give her all that she desires
39:00 <DrGore> jinx
39:00 <Bastardly_One> OOOO
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH OH!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, wrong song
39:00 <Bastardly_One> nm
39:00 <Maurice> I have the royal show tomorrow, I should go to bed soon or whatever
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet poor Kirk here's this every time before a show
39:00 <Bastardly_One> from Jaymez
40:00 <Bastardly_One> bend over kurt
40:00 <Bastardly_One> we're off to never ever land
40:00 <Maurice> http://floydcountytimes.com/news/news/50763989/Marijuana-found-suspect-arrested
40:00 <Maurice> Shit crop
40:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh ooooooooooooooooooh!
41:00 <Bastardly_One> 17 plants?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> poor guy who put those out there
41:00 <Bastardly_One> he's gonna have to go to his dealer again 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> as if it that little crop wasn't personal
42:00 <Bastardly_One> PANDA
42:00 <Maurice> American fb friend shared it
42:00 <Bastardly_One> stop PMing me
42:00 <Maurice> Looks like shit weed
42:00 <DrGore> i bought a dehydrator for an engagement present
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it's getting annoying you little cunt
42:00 <DrGore> is that fucked
42:00 <DrGore> so they can make jerky
42:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
43:00 <Maurice> Don't be stupid Bastardly_One, he's gonna take over the channel and ban us all
43:00 <Bastardly_One> not if they like that sort of thing
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I know someone that makes her own jerky on here
43:00 <DrGore> i'm sure the dude would like it
43:00 <Maurice> Yuck
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, ooooooooooooooooooooh
43:00 <DrGore> but i dunno what chicks would think of it
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah apparently all I do is suck up your arse
43:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone says that though 
44:00 <Maurice> He can talk, every 2nd day he's up my arse
44:00 <Bastardly_One> far as I know you're one of the first people I spoke to when returning
44:00 <Maurice> I should own the grand canyon of butts by now
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh heaps of people say that though
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I like talking to you ffs
44:00 <Bastardly_One> how is that sucking arse?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> we don't always agree and shit 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I enjoy blunt people with wit
45:00 <Bastardly_One> note I said wit
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish has none
45:00 <Bastardly_One> so I still hate him 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
46:00 <Bastardly_One> DrGore
46:00 <Bastardly_One> move to melbourne
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and get Bestial Warlust to reform
46:00 <Maurice> Nobody normal would move there
46:00 <DrGore> um
47:00 <DrGore> for once i agree with red
47:00 <Maurice> Whos red
47:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you both
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you apparently 
47:00 <DrGore> ;)
47:00 <Bastardly_One> he must of seen your pic
47:00 <Maurice> Why am I red
47:00 <Maurice> I'm currently pink
47:00 <Maurice> And even then not even, it's washed out and I'm brunette and blonde
47:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking girl!
48:00 <Maurice> Eat a dick
48:00 <Ana_Ng> .
48:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone thinks my hair colour is dyed
48:00 <Bastardly_One> as my beard is three colours
48:00 <DrGore> how can you be brunette and blonde
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and not one of them matches my hair
49:00 <Maurice> You dont have hair
49:00 <Maurice> So wtf
49:00 <Maurice> DrGore, majority of my hair is brunette, I have streaks of blonde
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I know another Jamie
49:00 <Ana_Ng> men talking about hair
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's been silver haired since he was like 25
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's now 45
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and has this mean little devil goaty
50:00 <Bastardly_One> looks awesome
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that guy would do anything for you if you likes you though
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he keeps wanting to take me to make money
50:00 <Bastardly_One> gold panning of all things
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he makes heaps doing it
50:00 <Maurice> Its like this https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/484126_10151093765645844_604236819_n.jpg?oh=48bf0cba97c62430e4b22eaed8ba4a58&oe=548D614E&__gda__=1422111658_f9413eae18a44bbfd14294d8147f1312
51:00 <Maurice> But not, because thats old
51:00 <Maurice> Dot dot
52:00 <DrGore> why did I think you were a red head
52:00 <Maurice> Because the pic I pasted last night looked like it
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
52:00 <DrGore> well
53:00 <DrGore> i didn't see that
53:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/431994_10151146646525844_538448080_n.jpg?oh=e863182875003582c85995be3f12f0e9&oe=548B77E1&__gda__=1422967254_0c010473d8379883250800042436ae21
53:00 <Maurice> Pink/red
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet you have before 
53:00 <DrGore> YES
53:00 <Maurice> But really pink
53:00 <DrGore> good old red
53:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya 
53:00 <Maurice> Its bright pink you twat
53:00 <Bastardly_One> what shits me is 
54:00 <DrGore> i've seen that one bfore
54:00 <Bastardly_One> not shits me 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> disturbs me 
54:00 <DrGore> ;
54:00 <Bastardly_One> is I even remembered the colour of that tank top
54:00 <Bastardly_One> in the young one
54:00 <Maurice> That scares me
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd make the best stalker
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Dexter has nothing on me 
54:00 <Maurice> Grey https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/180586_10150147952485844_7293877_n.jpg?oh=6d69e3deba3ffe1286fdf31e7f53f863&oe=54CAE580&__gda__=1422291052_48c4484a4dfb5ec4e6cdc7cf8e54d5a6
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you keep watching the news
55:00 <Bastardly_One> one day I'll be on it as a serial killer
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'll make sure I say hello to you 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> on the news
55:00 <Bastardly_One> not seen that one 
55:00 <Maurice> I was reading Thats Life today, 16, 17 and 18 yr old besties, one went missing
56:00 <Maurice> Turns out the other 2 killed her
56:00 <Maurice> Coz they didn't want to be her friend anymore
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you are cute .. that's not fair
56:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> just for that reason?
56:00 <Maurice> Yep
56:00 <Bastardly_One> bit rude
56:00 <Maurice> And cute means nothing
56:00 <Maurice> Bit more than rude
56:00 <Bastardly_One> which we could do that on here
56:00 <Maurice> They stabbed her to death
56:00 <Maurice> Her last word was 'why'
57:00 <Bastardly_One> far out 
57:00 <Maurice> 'We dont wanna be buds, now you die'
57:00 <Bastardly_One> definite true story?
57:00 <DrGore> women are brutal
57:00 <Maurice> Its Thats Life, course its true
57:00 <Bastardly_One> That's Life has some strange shit in it sometimes
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I mean did someone send it in 
57:00 <Maurice> My sister has had 3 stories in it
58:00 <Maurice> All accurate
58:00 <Maurice> Yes the parents of the dead girl sent it in
58:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I have been offered money to write a story on Ivan Milant's first ever victim
58:00 <Maurice> One of the girls had a breakdown and ended up in a mental ward and confessed and pinpointed the body
58:00 <Bastardly_One> she was my best friend
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and That's Life and the Post when it was around have offered me money
59:00 <Maurice> My dad was an apprentice jockey with David Bernie
59:00 <Bastardly_One> to tell them about the weirdo goth girl that got murdered
59:00 <DrGore> shout out to DrGore too please
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but I find that disrespectful
59:00 <Maurice> For 500 bucks I'd tell about my workmate who lived next door to fred and rose west in england
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the world doesn't need to know my friends was a weirded out fucked in the head goth
00:00 <DrGore> woops i scrolled back to Maurice picure so my comment is now out of context
00:00 <Bastardly_One> off her face on pills and shit
00:00 <Maurice> My nannas bridesmaid was the yorkshire rippers sister
00:00 <Bastardly_One> $500
00:00 <Bastardly_One> send it in 
00:00 <Maurice> I'm surrounded by people who knew serial killers and sadly I revel in it
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been offered proper interview stories by both 
00:00 <DrGore> <Bastardly_One> I have been offered money to write a story on Ivan Milant's first ever victim
01:00 <DrGore> Bastardly_One> she was my best friend
01:00 <DrGore> really
01:00 <Maurice> No
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but to be honest I find it disrespectful to her
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, Deborah Everist
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and her hippy fuckwit b/f
01:00 <Bastardly_One> James
01:00 <DrGore> i read sins of the brother
01:00 <DrGore> OH
01:00 <DrGore> yeah I remember her
01:00 <Bastardly_One> dude, I remember one night out with her
02:00 <Bastardly_One> she wore a see through black dress
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and hooker stockings
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and wondered why she kept getting asked how much an hour
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but I was having a good perv all night
02:00 <DrGore> see if dudes wern't such dicks more chicks would be naked
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw her at an all night club
03:00 <Bastardly_One> an hour before they went 10 mins to get the bus
03:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah I was literally the last person to see her 
03:00 <DrGore> woah
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I got all sorts of police hassles
03:00 <DrGore> i'm going to reread that section
03:00 <DrGore> at some point
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Steve helped him
04:00 <DrGore> the brother
04:00 <Bastardly_One> all the shit at his place
04:00 <Maurice> Do fred and rose west instead
04:00 <Maurice> What units
04:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't co-incidence and left by Ivan
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Steve helped him 100 percent
04:00 <Maurice> Fucking cat just mauled me
04:00 <Bastardly_One> trust me 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Deb and James could run 
04:00 <DrGore> yeah you get that from the book
04:00 <Maurice> I threw a coathanger and she fucked off
05:00 <Bastardly_One> there is no way he did both of them
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's the first two ffs
05:00 <Bastardly_One> there's no way he could of 
05:00 <DrGore> @Maurice> Do fred and rose west instead
05:00 <Bastardly_One> having known them both
05:00 <DrGore> what do you mean
05:00 <Maurice> Read them
05:00 <Maurice> They were husband and wife who raped and killed their own kids
05:00 <Bastardly_One> pass a msg on to Esme for me
05:00 <Maurice> Buried them under their floor
05:00 <Maurice> Not that Im morbid or anything..
06:00 <Bastardly_One> "B1 says what a good girl you are!"
06:00 <DrGore> ha
06:00 <Bastardly_One> say that to Esme now
06:00 <Maurice> She can fuck off
06:00 <Bastardly_One> do it!
06:00 <Maurice> No
06:00 <Maurice> I'm outside
06:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone's cat on the computer likes me 
06:00 <Maurice> She's not
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
06:00 <Bastardly_One> well fuck you then
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I am serious
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a friend in the US
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and her cat fights her on Skype
07:00 <Maurice> My uncle got done for the murder of a girl in qld
07:00 <Bastardly_One> is he hears me voice
07:00 <Maurice> Ebony Simpson
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and stares at the screen meowing at me
07:00 <Maurice> That year at school was awkward
07:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm boring then
07:00 <Maurice> Yep
07:00 <Bastardly_One> my mum only dated armed robbers
08:00 <Bastardly_One> your uncle killed someone
08:00 <Maurice> Oh this mum at school, tried giving her kids to another mum at 4am for 2 days
08:00 <Maurice> So she could go on holiday
08:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus
08:00 <Maurice> The dad is in jail for armed robbery
08:00 <Bastardly_One> My mum did that to me a fair bit 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but I had a live in grandmother
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so lucky I was never ward of the state
09:00 <Maurice> This mum has met my friend once
09:00 <Bastardly_One> My mum was so irresponsible
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and went to jail a few times
10:00 <Bastardly_One> mainly for aiding and abetting shit 
10:00 <DrGore> Ebony Simpson rings a bell
10:00 <Maurice> It should
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... wasn't that bad of a childhood
10:00 <Bastardly_One> it should ring more than a bell
10:00 <Maurice> He killed her and weighed her backpack down with rocks and drowned her
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
11:00 <Bastardly_One> have you ever felt that emotion for real though?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> wanting to murder?
11:00 <DrGore> Uncle Andrew
11:00 <Maurice> Well obviously I havent been drowned, so no
11:00 <Maurice> Yes
11:00 <Maurice> Garforth
11:00 <Bastardly_One> it's quite overwhemling
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I can see why it happens
11:00 <DrGore> you guys are messed up and i have the nick DrGore
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I've wanted to murder for real twice in my life
12:00 <Maurice> How am I messed up
12:00 <Maurice> I didn't make him do it
12:00 <Bastardly_One> your family is apparently
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and he knows I'm a sociopath
12:00 <Maurice> It was my auntys (blood relation) husband
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he's known me for ages
12:00 <DrGore> ok so Bastardly_One is messed up but I didn't want you to feel left out
12:00 <Maurice> Not my family by blood
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well 
13:00 <Maurice> I find it so very interseting
13:00 <Bastardly_One> for a guy raised in an all female household
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that grew up in the underworld and wrestling
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I've done alright
13:00 <Maurice> I'm being raised in a male household..
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I could of come out a lot more less adjusted
13:00 <Bastardly_One> considering I'm been look out on some shit that people shouldn't have to see
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and babysat by old pro wrestlers and stuff
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and yet I came out into reality alright
14:00 <Bastardly_One> both sets of reality are fantasy in those two cases
14:00 <Bastardly_One> crime is a matter of time before you fuck up
15:00 <DrGore> <Bastardly_One> have you ever felt that emotion for real though?
15:00 <DrGore> <Bastardly_One> wanting to murder?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
15:00 <Bastardly_One> the real emotion
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a scary emotion
15:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't have to be an angry one either ... can be quite clinical
15:00 <DrGore> i don't think i've ever been that angry
15:00 <DrGore> or whatever
16:00 <Bastardly_One> how about this then
16:00 <Bastardly_One> having your best mate move in after the mother of your child left you 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and she comes around to go to the movies with him
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and they come back and fuck in the next room
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and you've got a knife in your hand
17:00 <Maurice> Right now i want to murder my kitten
17:00 <Maurice> Shes cruising
17:00 <Ana_Ng> mother of your child?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
17:00 <Ana_Ng> that means she aint your wife or gf
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a son 20 this year
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that meant so was then my ex
17:00 <Maurice> What does that matter?
17:00 <DrGore> i'd be cut
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but thought revenge fucking my best mate would be good
17:00 <Ana_Ng> so you have no jealousy rights
17:00 <Maurice> There are lines you dont cross
17:00 <Bastardly_One> under my own roof
17:00 <Bastardly_One> in the next room
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and then he was asking me for bongs and to talk about it 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no
18:00 <DrGore> I'd be like meh, been there
18:00 <Maurice> Its your best friend banging your ex
18:00 <Ana_Ng> sorry, if you arent with her, you dont own her
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll lie here on this bed with this knife in my hand
18:00 <Bastardly_One> under my own roof
18:00 <Ana_Ng> i can see why she left you
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I have every rigt
18:00 <Ana_Ng> no you don't
18:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, really?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the bitch abused me all the time
19:00 <Ana_Ng> she didnt belong to you at the time
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I got a fractured skull from  2x4
19:00 <Maurice> Ana_Ng has never had a relationship, his opinion doesn't matter
19:00 <Bastardly_One> so I think you better get your facts right
19:00 <Ana_Ng> whats the point of breaking up
19:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG
19:00 <Ana_Ng> if you are going to act like she's still yours
19:00 <Maurice> There is a line you don't cross
19:00 <Maurice> And thats fucking friend
19:00 <Maurice> s
19:00 <Bastardly_One> we shared a place while she was pregnant with my son
20:00 <Ana_Ng> that line is imagined by the psychotic one
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it didn't work out and he was 1 month old when this happened
20:00 <Ana_Ng> did you marry her
20:00 <Maurice> Whos psychotic?
20:00 <Maurice> Other than you
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that friend was in the wrong and that's all there is to it 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone else agrees with me 
20:00 <Ana_Ng> your opinion
20:00 <Bastardly_One> under my own fucking roof
20:00 <Bastardly_One> My unit in my name
20:00 <DrGore> i'm not getting this
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and he was my boarder
20:00 <DrGore> so they were rooting
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
21:00 <DrGore> in your house
21:00 <Maurice> If my husband banged some whore in our house, I would remove his nus
21:00 <Maurice> Nuts
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and expected me to be ok with it 
21:00 <DrGore> but had you split up?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> she only had my son about a month before
21:00 <DrGore> it's fucked up regardless
21:00 <Bastardly_One> so, fresh break up and that too 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> think about it 
21:00 <Ana_Ng> you knocked her up
22:00 <Ana_Ng> didnt marry her
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I got entrapped
22:00 <Ana_Ng> were you a father to your son?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and she admits that
22:00 <Ana_Ng> bullshit
22:00 <Ana_Ng> you stuck your dick in her
22:00 <Maurice> DrGore, don't be ridic, none of that matters, Ana_Ng is ALWAYS right
22:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna bet? I got drug bribed ... long story
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I think my son's temper
22:00 <Ana_Ng> wow
22:00 <Bastardly_One> would put him on a plane right now
23:00 <Ana_Ng> she drugged you and raped you?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and track you all over alaska
23:00 <DrGore> how is Siberia by the way Ana_Ng?
23:00 <Maurice> Having a kid with someone doesn't give you the right to fuck someones else under the same roof
23:00 <Maurice> If you think it does, you have mental issues
23:00 <Bastardly_One> this bitch though
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll give you an idea of how people feel about her
24:00 <Bastardly_One> 20 yrs later a mutual friend of ours hates her so much 
24:00 <Ana_Ng> did you even raise him
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd think it was his son and his ex
24:00 <Ana_Ng> or did you visit on occasion
24:00 <Maurice> Ana_Ng gives girls a bad bame
24:00 <Maurice> Name*
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm the one with the less issues with her
24:00 <Ana_Ng> fewer issues
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I see teague a bit 
24:00 <Maurice> 'She fucked you over, BUT DID YOU EVEN RAISE THE KID'
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's a witty smart arse fuck
25:00 <Bastardly_One> tall as his mum
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I need a crate to kick his arse
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's always trying to set me up with old women 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
25:00 <Maurice> Yeah but you're a midget'
25:00 <Bastardly_One> well, old he means 40 plus
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah true ... he's about 5 foot 10
25:00 <Bastardly_One> his mother is 5 foot 9
26:00 <Maurice> For srs
26:00 <Maurice> My 13 yr old nephew just hit 6 foot
27:00 <DrGore> what the hell is smart casual
27:00 <Bastardly_One> nice shoes
27:00 <Bastardly_One> nice jeans
27:00 <Maurice> Jeans and a tie
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and a nice shirt
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck the tie
27:00 <Bastardly_One> opt for a jacket
27:00 <Maurice> It was a joke
27:00 <Bastardly_One> like maybe a suit jacket
28:00 <Bastardly_One> where is it?
28:00 <DrGore> yeah i was going to go suit pants and shirt 
28:00 <DrGore> and suit jacket
28:00 <DrGore> no tie
28:00 <Bastardly_One> some ideas of smart and casual aren't always the same 
28:00 <Maurice> Whats the event
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
28:00 <DrGore> engagement
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
28:00 <Bastardly_One> where at?
28:00 <Maurice> Dress it is
28:00 <Bastardly_One> home or ?
29:00 <DrGore> it's some function centre
29:00 <Bastardly_One> decent shoes, nice jeans, nice shirt and nice jacket
29:00 <DrGore> flying solo at these things suck
29:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck the suit pants
29:00 <Bastardly_One> they always look gay on slim people
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you got long or short hair?
30:00 <DrGore> short now
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
30:00 <DrGore> freshly shaved
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna say a loose pony tail in a suit jacket 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> looks quite good
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah not a full suit if a dome head again 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd do my idea
31:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you're wide
31:00 <Bastardly_One> everytime I do my hair
31:00 <DrGore> baha
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I look like I've come out of remission
31:00 <Bastardly_One> for cancer
32:00 <DrGore> smart casual should be cargo shorts and t-shirt
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you know I hate fetish places for that actually
32:00 <Bastardly_One> fetish dress, all black min
32:00 <Bastardly_One> like ... I wanna see some fluro clown shit ... just for something different
33:00 <DrGore> i accidenly ended up at a munch once
33:00 <Ana_Ng> if you are 25+, discard cargo shorts
33:00 <DrGore> really!
33:00 <DrGore> no Ana_Ng
33:00 <DrGore> NO!!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ accidently ending up at a much
33:00 <Bastardly_One> where?
33:00 <Ana_Ng> yes!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> *munch
33:00 <DrGore> it was at a house
34:00 <Bastardly_One> the Melbourne scene and I aren't getting along again 
34:00 <DrGore> the things that went on
34:00 <DrGore> i've never seen shit like that
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
34:00 <DrGore> at that point
34:00 <Bastardly_One> like what?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> this is gonna make me laugh
34:00 <Bastardly_One> tell
34:00 <DrGore> i thought it was just a house party
35:00 <DrGore> but the first thing I see
35:00 <DrGore> is a dude in a gimp outfit, wrapped in glad wrap
35:00 <DrGore> no shit
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> cool
35:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, you two know the actor Gary Sweet?
36:00 <DrGore> yeah i remember him
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Well, I am sitting around one friday night at home minding my own business ... 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and I get this call from a friend in Syd
36:00 <Bastardly_One> she's at Hellfire and quote
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Gary Sweet just showed up on a lead of another guy!
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to ring to tell you!
37:00 <DrGore> what!
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
37:00 <DrGore> fuck
37:00 <Bastardly_One> couldn't stop laughing
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Gary Sweet is a homo gimp
37:00 <Bastardly_One> cool!
37:00 <DrGore> yeah my ex and her friend are right into it
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a Dom
37:00 <Bastardly_One> even though Maurice laughs
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I switch very occassionally depending on the power exchange dynamics
38:00 <Maurice> I do laugh
38:00 <DrGore> yeah i pick up bits hanging with them
38:00 <Bastardly_One> been doing it for 20 odd years
38:00 <Maurice> Coz it's hilair
38:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up you 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a gift
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't expect it off every female on the planet
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and without subs 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> we'd not exist
39:00 <DrGore> i've seen some doms punch above their weight
39:00 <DrGore> bastards
39:00 <Maurice> Are they punching
39:00 <DrGore> it would appear so
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Dom zones are weird
40:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you get them you couldn't understand the power also goes into your body as well
40:00 <Bastardly_One> in the sense that you can do shit you can't when not in Dom mode
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and a lot of subs I know appear to rule me when in normal conversation
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but I like mouthy women
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the be seen but not heard shit 
41:00 <Ana_Ng> ?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> is boring 
41:00 <Maurice> You're the worst Dom ever
41:00 <DrGore> yeah my ex is a full on femenist
41:00 <DrGore> was?
41:00 <DrGore> but she
41:00 <DrGore> well
41:00 <Bastardly_One> no I'm not
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll let you know where I hang out one day Maurice
41:00 <Bastardly_One> if you keep it to yourself
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I've that much respect there it's hilarious 
42:00 <Maurice> Don't bother
42:00 <Bastardly_One> where I am getting it is 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm shy and explaining shit is hopeless
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yes a say dominant
42:00 <DrGore> so have you and Maurice got a sub dom thing happening
42:00 <Bastardly_One> * a shy
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> no
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I know something about her 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and she just can't see it 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but she's never tried to see it either
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't walk around acting like a bad arse Dom 24/7
44:00 <DrGore> well my advice to you Maurice. A munch isn't a house party
44:00 <DrGore> and no snacks either
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a spiteful, sociopathic sadist
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah so?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm still me 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you're gonna see what I can do when in "the zone"
45:00 <Bastardly_One> then you can't judge one way or the other
45:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... there
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't see people into say 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> anal 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> walking around all day saying
45:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, I love it up the arse!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a part of them right? not a 24/7 constant part of their personality
46:00 <Bastardly_One> even if they live it 24/7 they're gonna talk to people not into the same shit right?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> pardon the pun
46:00 <Bastardly_One> well, same here ... I'm not secretive about it 
46:00 <DrGore> you mean you haven't got a chick in a cage right noew?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but I don't go waving a flag either
47:00 <DrGore> *now
47:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I wish
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd poke her with a sharp stick
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and flick lit matches at her for fun
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm bored
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I might play Diablo III if you people don't entertain me some more
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I heard the new Amon Amarth
48:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that band
48:00 <Bastardly_One> cunts are as old as me and still having a great time
48:00 <DrGore> they've done the viking shit
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and making great stuff
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but
48:00 <DrGore> i'm going to bed to fap over Maurice's red hair
49:00 <Bastardly_One> they have no right to have so much fun and make such good stuff
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah see ya
49:00 <Maurice> ITS PINK
49:00 <DrGore> RED!
49:00 <Maurice> I jest
49:00 <Bastardly_One> OH
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I just sneezed and farted at the same time
50:00 <Bastardly_One> how talented am I
50:00 <DrGore> i'm going with the tie
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he's just shaved his head
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's going with a tie
50:00 <Bastardly_One> way to look criminal!
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, guess what I saw today?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> hilarious IMO
51:00 <Bastardly_One> this full on old junky crim dude ... in a suit with an outlanding tie
51:00 <Bastardly_One> but the finale?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> old ascii runners
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <Saemon> fuck
56:00 <Saemon> yo 
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> thnk u
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
08:00 <Saemon> bitch
08:00 <Saemon> Ana_Ng
16:00 <Sponge> i'm feeling vaginal today
24:00 <Saemon> Ana_Ng
24:00 <Saemon> bitch
29:00 <Bastardly_One>  stfu simple simon
32:00 <Saemon> ohh here comes mr night in shining armor
32:00 <Saemon> sniff it, snort it up like a line of cocaine
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> srs
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur not gonna fall in love on irc
48:00 <Bastardly_One> who??
53:00 <Saemon> your mum 
54:00 <Saemon> ownt
54:00 <Saemon> everytime u say somethin Bastardly_One
54:00 <Saemon> you open yourself up for owntage
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> man
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> you gonna let ppl walk all over you forever Saemon?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> let b1 walk all over you
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> he knows he only has around fifteen yrs left
08:00 <Sponge> do chicks need the moon?
09:00 <Sponge> What's the relationship between chicks and the moon?
10:00 <Mew> its the menstrual cycle
10:00 <Mew> it depends on the moon
10:00 <Mew> full moon heavy flow
11:00 <Mew> half moon good to go
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> 05:40] <Mew> its the menstrual cycle
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> [05:40] <Mew> it depends on the moon
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> [05:40] <Mew> full moon heavy flow
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> [05:41] <Mew> half moon good to go
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think it's weight loss time
11:00 <Mew> yea hi
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> to be honest.
11:00 <Mew> lol
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> check it I get the clap too
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> wait 
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont
12:00 <Mew> mkay
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> shit that's from way back right oh my god i bring shit up wow that is really shitty that is just lame it is some kind of hash tag thing to trend wow Mew wow sorry wow I so just wow I'd hate to live on Kangaroo Island if I weren't specializin' in honey or something cool.
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> hows Ben mew?
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew talk back, it's polite.
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> you see Saemon
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> you confront the troll bitch
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> she shuts up
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> you dont needa suck up to anyone dude.
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> n b1 is just a girl
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> omg we skyped!
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon.
17:00 <Mew> lol
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye lol
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> might have you on ignore
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> it doesnt remove
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> all the shit you pulled at my place Mew
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ben, cmon
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> he couldnt throw a hot dog down a hallway
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> but [05:47] <Mew> lol on
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> wish i lived on kangaroo island
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> poorly educated
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> think a fuckan wethah vain is a fuckin compass man
20:00 <Mew> Its like putting me on ignore has made me irritate you even more, amazing 
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur kid still hiding train toys in toilets?
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> retartd kid
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur kid is a retard Mew
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> great breeding two drug addicts
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn clap clap
47:00 <Thoth> erm... what happened to us being losers because you're banned?
50:00 <Thoth> I was enjoying that
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhuhu
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> i can see ur shit
01:00 <Thoth> Kill yourself
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> [06:31] <slinky_J> woa
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> [06:31] <PandasDontDrive> huhuhu
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> [06:31] <PandasDontDrive> i can see ur shit
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> [06:31] <Thoth> Kill yourself
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> is it Element'?
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> Thoth
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont coward out
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> i did once
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> put my pinky finger up my ass
05:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> huh
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> you bout to jump the wagon again?
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> suck up using music to do it
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno like i know
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> u got about seven yrs
13:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> less as fuck u keep smokin nigga
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> it will
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm playing Diablo III
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> u gon spend it all on irc
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur gonna die
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> u know it
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's much more fun than talking to you
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> u goin to spend it all here?
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> motherfucker i dont give a fuck I'm SMOKE!
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> i'm not Dead Man
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> scares u dont it
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> the E
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk yer it does.
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> breathing
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> and pains in your chest
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> i remember
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> the hose put through my nose
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> was inna coma 3 weeks
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> u
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> it will be worse
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you know it will
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> my daddy poor him he served and he got the killa cancer
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucker like you b1
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> you'd never throw your hands up
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got two guys here 
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> American Marines
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> made that vid..
21:00 <Thoth> You never answered my question fuckhead
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> [06:51] <Thoth> You never answered my question fuckhead
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got u on ignore
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> you gotta send me a jigga telegram bug
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> account to BumUrMum
27:00 <Thoth> Oh he he he etc.
27:00 <Thoth> U so funny
27:00 <Thoth> U be a professional comedian
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> k
28:00 <Thoth> Thank fuck for that.
17:00 <Thoth> I wonder when panda will realise we prefer silence over his talking :D
18:00 <Thoth> Its like fishing. There isn't enough shut the fuck up
19:00 <Thoth> Or going to the movies
22:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah, my friend comments all movie long
26:00 <Thoth> Thats rule no 2 of cinemas. Tell your friends to shut up.
28:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BDi3rkBV7s
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How to watch a movie in a theater. (Dec 3, 2013) 3:10 - Category: Comedy - 306,680 views - 5,947 likes (96.8%), 198 dislikes (3.2%)
25:00 <oxygen> oi loser
25:00 <oxygen> yes u]
25:00 <oxygen> yes u reading it
32:00 <oxygen> simmons kicks to matera
32:00 <oxygen> matera decided to run on, he finds judd onthe outerside
32:00 <oxygen> jud brilliantly shrugs a tackle and kicks it from 50
32:00 <oxygen> its sailing
32:00 <oxygen> its a ????
33:00 <oxygen> whatya reckon, a goal or a point?
34:00 <Ana_Ng> wtf
34:00 <oxygen> whatya reckon, a goal or a point?
34:00 <oxygen> guess three consecutive scores correctly and win $500!
36:00 <oxygen> times up!
36:00 <oxygen> it was a point!
36:00 <oxygen> round 2:
37:00 <oxygen> the hawks witht he momentum
37:00 <oxygen> lekkis to mitchell
37:00 <oxygen> mitchell with a booming left foot
37:00 <oxygen> kicks to a contest 
37:00 <oxygen> roughead, takes a tough grab
37:00 <oxygen> he's 35 out tight angle
38:00 <oxygen> as he lines up for goal
38:00 <oxygen> he kicks and.....
38:00 <oxygen> its a ??????????
40:00 <oxygen> any takers?
03:00 <Simwolf1> fuckwit spelled Angelo Lekkas' name wrong anyway
08:00 <Vagisil> fried balls
08:00 <Ana_Ng> grilled pucks
22:00 <Vagisil> lol
29:00 <Danstyles> oh wow this place is dead
30:00 <Vagisil> lol
30:00 <Danstyles> used to be hundreds in here
38:00 <Vagisil> have a look at beginner lol
40:00 <Danstyles> nah #Melbourne is the place to be :)
07:00 <Dantes> hey all
07:00 <Dantes> anyone pretending to be a chick?
09:00 <British^Meat> damn, seems i missed Pandas going PROPER mental this morn
09:00 <British^Meat> naww u guys have all the fun!
24:00 <British^Meat> Got d/c just after all the big episode in here this morn Mew, just, just wow, i love how you didnt even do anything
24:00 <British^Meat> wow
29:00 <Mew> hahah
29:00 <Mew> so effective
35:00 <Bert187> yo Bozza
35:00 <Bert187> sup dog
00:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
03:00 <milk> Hey
16:00 <Picard> go hawkssssssssssssssssssssssss
23:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Picard
26:00 <Vagisil> sorted
26:00 <Vagisil> flying to perth for the holidays lol
27:00 <Picard> hope the plane crashes
27:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard is Pandas an angry person?
27:00 <Picard> yes.
28:00 <Picard> severe rage issues
29:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/PAbeD.jpg
29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
30:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/OgRwK.jpg
31:00 <Picard> lol TheRiddler
31:00 <Picard> she is hot TheRiddler
34:00 <Picard> fucking umpires
35:00 <TokenDaRing> shoot them Picard
35:00 <Picard> im not a terrorist
35:00 <TokenDaRing> shooting someone doesn't make you a terrorist
35:00 <TokenDaRing> wtf
35:00 <Picard> it does if u do it at an afl grand final
36:00 <TokenDaRing> that isn't terrorism
36:00 <TokenDaRing> bad umpires should be shot
36:00 <Picard> blow someone up
36:00 <TokenDaRing> everyone knows that
36:00 <Picard> they think they are bigger than the game
38:00 <Picard> bee_girl welcome
38:00 <TokenDaRing> hey bee_girl
38:00 <TokenDaRing> did you see stinky dirty hippy guy today?
38:00 <bee_girl> hey
39:00 <Picard> foot guy??
39:00 <TokenDaRing> I wonder if he likes stinky  feet
39:00 <TokenDaRing> like the stronger the smell the better for him
39:00 <Picard> lol
39:00 <Picard> yuk
39:00 <TokenDaRing> and he's there getting all horny over bee_girl's stinky feet
39:00 <Picard> im more a tits and arse man
40:00 <TokenDaRing> bee_girl Picard wants to see your tits and arse
40:00 <Picard> yes, yes i do
40:00 <Picard> i want to blow my load on her tits
40:00 <TokenDaRing> are they big?
41:00 <Picard> cleavage looks good
41:00 <TokenDaRing> thinking of women makes Pandas want to hit things
41:00 <Picard> yes, usually women
41:00 <Picard> coward
42:00 <TokenDaRing> he wouldn't hestitate to smash an old lady I bet
42:00 <TokenDaRing> hesitate*
42:00 <Picard> to rob her
42:00 <bee_girl> these are hippy lovin tits so stay away you two
42:00 <Picard> i can be a hippy
42:00 <bee_girl> not the kind i like
42:00 <Picard> i cann worship your stinky feet
42:00 <TokenDaRing> bee_girl does that mean you only show them to guys who don't shower and wear natural fibres?
43:00 <bee_girl> of course it does
43:00 <zaim> what time does the game start
43:00 <TokenDaRing> did he have bad dick cheese?
44:00 <bee_girl> of course it does
44:00 <Picard> 10 mins ago
44:00 <zaim> thanks Picard
44:00 <Picard> 8 each
44:00 <Picard> 14-8 now
45:00 <Picard> goalllllllllllllll
45:00 <Picard> 14 each
57:00 <TokenDaRing> bee_girl how big are they?
58:00 <Picard> huge
58:00 <Picard> 16d
59:00 <TokenDaRing> is this true bee_girl?
59:00 <TheRiddler> picard has pube dreads
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:00 <Picard> no
00:00 <Picard> im bald
00:00 <TheRiddler> they're longer than his penis
00:00 <TheRiddler> guess you do that to find your penis
01:00 <Picard> there longer then your IQ
02:00 <TheRiddler> if they were then it's still more than yours
02:00 <Picard> you my simple little friend are a moron
09:00 <Danstyles> I've seen it. I've seen the picard
11:00 <TokenDaRing> Pandas keeps crying to me in PM that he isn't a woman basher
19:00 <Picard> lol
19:00 <TokenDaRing> now he's telling me some sob story about getting locked out of home and keying some guys car up out of anger
20:00 <TokenDaRing> wtf
20:00 <Picard> he is a fucking idiot
21:00 <Doodle> people who key cars should have their hands cut off
21:00 <Doodle> dog act
21:00 <Picard> agree
21:00 <Picard> low cunts
36:00 <Nikky`> Hey crash
36:00 <crash> sup Nikky`  :)
36:00 <Nikky`> Not a lot, you?
36:00 <Nikky`> Watching the game?
36:00 <crash> watching footy
37:00 <crash> i move back to brisbane in 2 weeks :P
37:00 <Nikky`> Wow..why moving back?
37:00 <crash> because i've had my dose of melbourne and prefer qld
37:00 <crash> hehe 
37:00 <Nikky`> We had our dose of you also
38:00 <Nikky`> :P
38:00 <Nikky`> Moving in with mum? :P
38:00 <crash> haha yeah
38:00 <crash> for a few weeks
38:00 <Nikky`> hehe cute
39:00 <Nikky`> I am sure you will get sick of qld again and be back
39:00 <crash> haven't seen mum for about 5 years
39:00 <Nikky`> Because you kept being a shit son and not going back at xmas
39:00 <crash> lol yeah pretty much
40:00 <Nikky`> yeah
40:00 <crash> what you upto ? footy ?
40:00 <Nikky`> I kn ow all *taps nose*
40:00 <Nikky`> Geelong isn't playing so no :P
40:00 <Doodle> do you know what i'm thinking
40:00 <Nikky`> That we should make out?
40:00 <Doodle> how do you do it
41:00 <Nikky`> Its a gift
41:00 <Doodle> teehehehe
41:00 <Doodle> re00wwwwwww
42:00 <Nikky`> hehe how are you 
42:00 <Doodle> good good, you?
43:00 <Picard> :P
43:00 <Picard> Nikky`
43:00 <Nikky`> Yeah not too shabby, well have sore throat and lil crappola but other than that i'm good
43:00 <Nikky`> Picard
44:00 <Picard> do you accept my proposal?
44:00 <Doodle> sore throat hey
45:00 <Nikky`> I do not
45:00 <Picard> lol @ the swans
45:00 <Nikky`> Yeah 
46:00 <crash> get thrashed
46:00 <crash> getting*
48:00 <Picard> hahhhahahaaa
49:00 <Doodle> O_o
50:00 <Nikky`> Exactl
50:00 <Nikky`> y
54:00 <crash> geelong won the sprint anyway
54:00 <Nikky`> Thats something eh
55:00 <crash> yeah i guess ;)
55:00 <Nikky`> Do you have a job lined up when you move?
57:00 <crash> nah not yet, shouldn't be to hard though
58:00 <Nikky`> Probably not
58:00 <crash> right time of year where everyone is busy
58:00 <crash> busy at your work or not ?
59:00 <Nikky`> I've been a little busy.. too many execs getting their damn bonus 
00:00 <crash> how long til long service ?
01:00 <crash> might go have a nap
03:00 <Nikky`> smidge over 1.5 years
03:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, I need a nap
07:00 <crash> nighty night
15:00 <Skirmish> Serious question ... who here lifts, and if you lift, where do you get your protein/bcaa from.
17:00 <Ana_Ng> this is irc
17:00 <Skirmish> Not sure what kind of response you want for that. 
22:00 <TheRiddler> Adonis is the person to talk to
23:00 <TokenDaRing> doesnt' Adonis have fucked up testicles because of all the roids he did?
23:00 <TheRiddler> no stfu
23:00 <simba> probably tbh
24:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I have spoken to Adonis before. He was getting cheap stuff through a store he was sponsored by though.
24:00 <Shadowgate> skirmish your killing people of laughter
24:00 <TokenDaRing> oh Skirmish
24:00 <Skirmish> people of laughter?
24:00 <TokenDaRing> you missed Pandas crying at me in PM that he isn't a woman basher
25:00 <Skirmish> lol I bet that was fun. 
25:00 <TokenDaRing> and trying to get sympathy by telling me about a time he keyed someones car when he got locked out of home
25:00 <Shadowgate> lol you killed people of laughter'
25:00 <Shadowgate> TokenDaRing is a new character
25:00 <Skirmish> Keep working on the english Shadowgate. You will get there. 
26:00 <TokenDaRing> Shadowgate it isn't recommended to mix medication and alcohol
36:00 <sandybullock> u got the melbourne bounce?
41:00 <TheRiddler> hawks have won
41:00 <Pete> its only 3qt
42:00 <TheRiddler> they're out by 50pts
42:00 <Pete> yes , and there gonna lose.
42:00 <Pete> sydney
42:00 <TheRiddler> nope
42:00 <Pete> I mean
42:00 <Pete> I dont care who lose who wins
43:00 <Pete> its just a sport
43:00 <TheRiddler> well then stfu
43:00 <Pete> no thanks
50:00 <Skirmish> Sport is serious business. 
50:00 <BlackDevil> so is dick sucking
51:00 <Skirmish> If you say so. 
57:00 <TheRiddler> poor tom waterhouse
57:00 <TheRiddler> has to pay out 4x amount
01:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/Y3yuP.jpg
06:00 <TheRiddler> didn't see this 1 lol
06:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/8yAvK.jpg
08:00 <TheRiddler> it's always the icecream 1
10:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/Sb77Z.jpg wtf lol
11:00 <BlackDevil> TheRiddler http://lolhehehe.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/232323.gif
12:00 <BlackDevil> also this one http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/skeeter-problem_small.jpg
12:00 <TokenDaRing> BlackDevil that second one is horrible
18:00 <British^Meat> Tis a nice quiet time in #melbourne
19:00 <British^Meat> none too many gronks and most douchers been banned
19:00 <British^Meat> Ahhhhhhh
21:00 <stompin> niggers im back,
21:00 <bee_girl> lookout
23:00 <Fez> Hi bee girl
24:00 <bee_girl> afternoon Fez ;)
24:00 <bee_girl> hows saturday arvo treating u
39:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/66jRi.jpg
40:00 <bee_girl> thanks for that
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/TJUcP.jpg
41:00 <bee_girl> omfg stop it
41:00 <bee_girl> not clicking anymore
41:00 <bee_girl> ouch my head hurts now
41:00 <bee_girl> burnt into my brain
43:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/2cExr.jpg
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
43:00 <TheRiddler> this 1 is for Floss
43:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/9myoN.jpg
43:00 <TheRiddler> o.o
43:00 <ooomp> O.o
44:00 <stevenn> hahahahaaha
44:00 <bee_girl> dare i click
45:00 <Rak> need moar handbras
45:00 <Rak> evening all
46:00 <bee_girl> isnt google images full of handbras?
46:00 <Rak> they're all photoshopped
46:00 <Rak> you can't trust google
46:00 <ooomp> I think we need more Rak
47:00 <Rak> you have access to an infinite supply of rak
47:00 <bee_girl> oh cmon im sure theres lots of legit ones out there
47:00 <TheRiddler> I just found the most revolting thing
47:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/brNgj.jpg NSFL
47:00 <TokenDaRing> bee_girl can we use you to take handbra shots?
47:00 <bee_girl> theres so many on offer
47:00 <bee_girl> i dont think u need mine
48:00 <Rak> always need more
49:00 <TheRiddler> after liinda's got removed we need a replacement
49:00 <bee_girl> hardlines
50:00 <ooomp> I don't have an infinite supply of Rak
51:00 <Rak> :o
51:00 <Rak> you don't?!
52:00 <Ana_Ng> you need rakshop.com
52:00 <Rak> that sounds terrible
52:00 <ooomp> I don't.
52:00 <ooomp> It makes me sad :(
52:00 <Rak> i'll have to get some rak sent to you asap
52:00 <ooomp> Even rakshop is offline :(
53:00 <Rak> what has the world come to
53:00 <bee_girl> i have ample rak i could share with u oomp
53:00 <ooomp> Pay your bills Rak
53:00 <Rak> share with us all bee_girl
53:00 <koalabeer> bee_girl is a whore behind closed doors
54:00 <koalabeer> dirty bitch
54:00 <bee_girl> oh there u are koalabeer
54:00 <Rak> why pay today what you can put off till tomorrow
54:00 <ooomp> You better use those funds for something worthwhile then Rak.
54:00 <ooomp> Like vindaloo
55:00 <Rak> mmMmmm vindaloo
55:00 <Rak> why don't you bring me some?
56:00 <ooomp> Do you mind reheating it
56:00 <Rak> i'm sure i can warm itup
56:00 <ooomp> I'll see you in 9 hours then
56:00 <Rak> i'll be here :)
57:00 <ooomp> I'm not sure I've ever had Indian at 3 am
57:00 <ooomp> Usually kebabs
57:00 <Rak> i think indian would be too difficult to manage
59:00 <ooomp> How so
59:00 <ooomp> Cooking it?
59:00 <Rak> eating it while out and drunk
00:00 <ooomp> Surely it can't be that difficult
00:00 <Rak> with naan?
00:00 <ooomp> Maybe it needs to be Indian in a wrap
01:00 <ooomp> As long as they make the curry a little thicker
20:00 <ooomp> Clearly an unpopular idea
27:00 <Digerati> hmmm
56:00 <Digerati> anyone here ?
56:00 <bee_girl> just me
57:00 <Digerati> hmm
57:00 <IAmSpeed> I'm here, but absent mindedly.
57:00 <Digerati> how you been ?
57:00 <IAmSpeed> Tremendous. Yourself?
57:00 <Digerati> my mother died last month, feel crappy
58:00 <IAmSpeed> Rough as hell man. But as they say, time heals all wounds, and everything you read on the internet is true so it must!
58:00 <Digerati> 99% bs on the net
58:00 <Digerati> keep searching for the truth :)
58:00 <IAmSpeed> Oh what? I've been deceived!
58:00 <Digerati> you might find it
59:00 <Digerati> on a ftp server maybe :)
59:00 <IAmSpeed> Haven't been on one of those since the eftnet days. Used to be the best way to get music.
59:00 <IAmSpeed> Now you've got your torrents and it's a freeforall!
59:00 <bee_girl> got alink for ya Digerati
59:00 <Digerati> i did design a nice house at least of my own mind, that i am happy with
00:00 <IAmSpeed> As you would be. I can't even design what I want for dinner right now.
00:00 <Digerati> lol
00:00 <bee_girl> just got to upload the song first
00:00 <Digerati> i did a 14th century house
00:00 <Digerati> i like goth
01:00 <IAmSpeed> Impressive. It'd be a nice sight. Houses today are too much the samey.
01:00 <Digerati> yeah
01:00 <Digerati> hate the big windows
01:00 <Digerati> i dont like light in the house
01:00 <Digerati> i can't be fucked dusting
01:00 <IAmSpeed> I hate that you can drive down the street and see a row of houses that were all picked out of the same display place. No creativity or individuality.
02:00 <Digerati> they do that to turn the next generation into fucking drones
02:00 <Digerati> no creativeness
02:00 <bee_girl> http://picosong.com/edit/2ebd4cf93dcc3e81347ceab9390c86cf
02:00 <bee_girl> For u Digerati
02:00 <bee_girl> after ur incessant singing of late
02:00 <Digerati> nice
02:00 <Digerati> thnx
03:00 <bee_girl> oh
03:00 <bee_girl> wrong link it appears
03:00 <bee_girl> http://picosong.com/9DwL
03:00 <bee_girl> :)
03:00 <bee_girl> better
05:00 <Digerati> fuck, my cat scratched my dogs eyes, my dog is a chihuaha
06:00 <Digerati> kill that cat
06:00 <Digerati> it alway's bullies the dog
06:00 <Digerati> cos of it's size
06:00 <bee_girl> thats the job of a cat
07:00 <bee_girl> it aint got much aside from its hiss and claws
07:00 <Digerati> get a german shepherd and i will show it
07:00 <bee_girl> my cat left a claw in the mouth of a rolly dog once
07:00 <bee_girl> oh no it was a pug
07:00 <Digerati> some dogs are not that tough
07:00 <Digerati> specially chihuaha
08:00 <bee_girl> poor fella
08:00 <Digerati> going to take it to vet
09:00 <bee_girl> oh jesus
09:00 <Digerati> it's stupid
09:00 <Digerati> should have not been near the cat in the first place, dog is alway's in the house, cat is alway's outside
09:00 <Digerati> cat can't get in the house
10:00 <Digerati> dog goes outside
10:00 <Digerati> dog's fault
10:00 <bee_girl> dogs fault!
10:00 <Digerati> fucking stupid dog
11:00 <Digerati> costs like 300$ to get a vet to visit house
11:00 <Digerati> damn expensive
11:00 <bee_girl> maybe u dont need a vet
11:00 <Digerati> maybe i should just bandage it's head and let it bleed profusively to death
11:00 <Digerati> ffs
12:00 <bee_girl> oh jesus
12:00 <bee_girl> off to the vet for u
12:00 <Digerati> i called the vet
12:00 <Digerati> going to be here in 10mins
12:00 <bee_girl> ugh
12:00 <bee_girl> stupid dog
12:00 <bee_girl> crazy cat
12:00 <Digerati> almost gouged it's eyes out
13:00 <bee_girl> bloody hell
13:00 <Digerati> going to give the cat to the pound, i found it on the street fully grown anyway
14:00 <Digerati> dog i got when it was a pup
14:00 <Digerati> brb, his here
15:00 <bee_girl> :(
15:00 <bee_girl> that sux
16:00 <bee_girl> fuckin pet dramas
16:00 <bee_girl> who needs em
16:00 <bee_girl> kid dramas are enuf
16:00 <thestig> nag nag nag
17:00 <bee_girl> just keep it down thestig
28:00 <thestig> :(
28:00 <bee_girl> i thought u were nagging
30:00 <TokenDaRing> bee_girl I'll nag you
31:00 <bee_girl> http://www.broadsheet.com.au/melbourne/guides/pizza-melbourne
32:00 <Nikky`> Why can't anyone nag me..gee whiz
32:00 <bee_girl> wish me luck getting these naggin kids to sleep in the next hour
33:00 <TokenDaRing> Nikky` I'll nag you if you like
34:00 <Nikky`> Naww shucks TokenDaRing.. now I feel all spesh, please do
34:00 <TokenDaRing> nag nag nag
38:00 <ness> hey mofos
39:00 <lumeah2> hey shitkickers
40:00 <Nikky`> Got to love a quiet Sat night watching Kung Fu Panada 2
40:00 <ness> i know
41:00 <ness> i left the pub cos id much rather sit on couch and watch a movie
41:00 <TokenDaRing> Nikky` I'm watching Get Smart
42:00 <Nikky`> Old or new?
42:00 <Nikky`> I be on the hard stuff tonight - water haha
42:00 <TheRiddler> lol
42:00 <TheRiddler> pls be old
42:00 <Digerati> hey nikky
43:00 <TheRiddler> if you're watching the new 1 please leave the channel
43:00 <ness> i drank enough tequila but wasnt feeling the love. i do think it has hit me noe though
43:00 <TheRiddler> even the get smart spin off from that new movie is bad
44:00 <Nikky`> Hi Digerati
44:00 <TheRiddler> it's jonah hill and hero
44:00 <Rak> tequila = handbra
44:00 <TheRiddler> being dorky nerds
44:00 <Digerati> nikky, it's old atari
44:00 <TheRiddler> I dont even know what Nikky` looks like
44:00 <Digerati> nikky is a big girl
44:00 <Nikky`> I know who you are
45:00 <TheRiddler> you do?
45:00 <Digerati> lmfao
46:00 <TokenDaRing> Nikky` old series
46:00 <Digerati> i like the idea of ecigs
46:00 <Digerati> it's helped a lot of ppl to quit
46:00 <Nikky`> Aah yeah.. old series is good
46:00 <stevenn> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=856194244398496
46:00 <Digerati> i bought the get smart series on dvd
46:00 <TheRiddler> good
47:00 <Digerati> shitty video quality although
47:00 <TheRiddler> shame they're banned
47:00 <Digerati> you can buy most old series in the USA
48:00 <Digerati> i might go to USA just for shopping shit
48:00 <Digerati> cheaper to buy stuff face to face
48:00 <Digerati> that way you can haggle
49:00 <TokenDaRing> wait
49:00 <TokenDaRing> you bought them on DVD?
49:00 <TokenDaRing> wow hahaha
49:00 <Digerati> yup
49:00 <TokenDaRing> people still use DVDs?
49:00 <Digerati> nothing wroung with dvd
49:00 <TheRiddler> .
49:00 <TokenDaRing> wow thats some stone age tech right there
50:00 <TheRiddler> no it's not
50:00 <TokenDaRing> DVD's were cool.....ten years ago
50:00 <TheRiddler> it's 15yrs old
50:00 <Digerati> bluray dont always have 7.1
50:00 <Digerati> most dont even have 5.1`
51:00 <Digerati> a lot have 2.1
51:00 <TokenDaRing> not the 1080p downloads I have
51:00 <TokenDaRing> most are at least 5.1
51:00 <Digerati> i get most of my d/l's frm YTS
51:00 <CrypticBob_> YTS is that like WTF?
51:00 <TheRiddler> atleast they are better quality than netflix crap
52:00 <Digerati> netflix is always crap
52:00 <TheRiddler> and any rips
52:00 <Digerati> least these guys spend the time to share
52:00 <Digerati> i got a 1.5gpbs fibre optic connection, may as well use it
53:00 <Digerati> gbps
53:00 <TokenDaRing> on optus?
53:00 <TokenDaRing> thats a lie
53:00 <Digerati> yup
53:00 <TheRiddler> you live in us?
53:00 <TokenDaRing> they don't even offer 100gbps
53:00 <Digerati> hang on, i'll do a speed test
53:00 <TokenDaRing> you mean google a result
54:00 <Nikky`> *woosh*
54:00 <TheRiddler> only US has 1.5gbps
54:00 <Digerati> http://speedtest.ookla.com/result/2715431242.png
55:00 <TokenDaRing> thats 96mbps
55:00 <Digerati> i'ts slower than usual, i got 20 downloads going
55:00 <TokenDaRing> not even close to 1.5gbps
55:00 <Digerati> it is 4mbps off 1gbps
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <ishmael> caaaaaable
55:00 <TokenDaRing> it's 4mpbs off 100mbps
55:00 <Digerati> 100mbps is 1gbps
55:00 <TheRiddler> no it's not
55:00 <TokenDaRing> you idiot
55:00 <TokenDaRing> HAHAHA
55:00 <Digerati> learn fucking math
55:00 <TokenDaRing> oh wow
55:00 <TheRiddler> 100mbps
55:00 <Digerati> you idiot
55:00 <TokenDaRing> 1000mbps is 1gbps
56:00 <ishmael> fibre?
56:00 <Digerati> let it go
56:00 <Digerati> yes ish
56:00 <TokenDaRing> no
56:00 <ishmael> cunt
56:00 <TokenDaRing> it's optus cable
56:00 <Digerati> it is corporate ish
56:00 <ishmael> does optus do 100mbit cable?
56:00 <Digerati> it aint house
56:00 <ishmael> ohyep
56:00 <Digerati> it does ish
56:00 <Digerati> corporate only
56:00 <TokenDaRing> ishmael in certain areas only I believe
56:00 <Digerati> i got corporate
56:00 <ishmael> thought it was a telsta thang
56:00 <TokenDaRing> lol "corporate ish"
56:00 <ness> i ate too much
56:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati you're full of crap
56:00 <bee_girl> Digerati
57:00 <TokenDaRing> and it's easy to see through
57:00 <bee_girl> howd u go with the dog?
57:00 <TheRiddler> I have to agree
57:00 <Digerati> you are full of crap, when you don't know internet speeds
57:00 <Digerati> fucking 1000mbps is 10gbps
57:00 <TokenDaRing> hahahaha
57:00 <ishmael> lol
57:00 <Digerati> fucking idiot
57:00 <TokenDaRing> google it moron
57:00 <Digerati> learn maths
57:00 <Digerati> go google it and learn
57:00 <ishmael> megabitties not byties
58:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati Gigabit Ethernet is 1000mbps
58:00 <TokenDaRing> standard ethernet is 100mbps
58:00 <TokenDaRing> there's a big difference you tool
58:00 <Nikky`> megatitties not bitties
58:00 <Digerati> http://www.numion.com/calculators/units.html
59:00 <Digerati> fucking learn maths
59:00 <TokenDaRing> lol that site says you're wrong
59:00 <TokenDaRing> good job Digerati
59:00 <Digerati> that site say's you are fucking stupid
00:00 <Digerati> and will alway's be stupid
00:00 <Digerati> and will die stupid
00:00 <TokenDaRing> say's
00:00 <TokenDaRing> alway's
00:00 <TokenDaRing> hahahah
00:00 <ishmael> feeding eating
00:00 <Digerati> wonder when we will get to tbps
00:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati: http://i.imgur.com/UXhfpmi.png
01:00 <ishmael> lol
01:00 <ishmael> HAHA
01:00 <bee_girl> Digerati: how is ur dog?
01:00 <Digerati> she is fine the doc sais
02:00 <Digerati> said
02:00 <Digerati> just a minor cut under the eyelif
02:00 <Digerati> eyelid
02:00 <Digerati> 80$ later
02:00 <Digerati> :) heh
02:00 <bee_girl> ugh
03:00 <Digerati> she is young 5 years old
03:00 <bee_girl> least she is ok
03:00 <bee_girl> wb frayedknot
03:00 <frayedknot> thanks bee_girl 
03:00 <bee_girl> most welcome frayedknot
04:00 <TheRiddler> I wish they had cable in WA
04:00 <frayedknot> how are you bee_girl ?
04:00 <Digerati> in perth they do
05:00 <bee_girl> frayedknot - slightly intoxicated... doing well... and urself?
05:00 <ness> i ate too much............
05:00 <frayedknot> sounds great bee_girl. i'm excellent thank you
05:00 <Digerati> whatever happened to brett on here ?
06:00 <Digerati> he used to be an admin
08:00 <Digerati> nothing lasts forever i spose, i got to get over my moms death, need to gop on a holiday to USA or something
09:00 <Digerati> doubt there would be much to do in USA than just buy shit
09:00 <Lumeah> haha
09:00 <Lumeah> a pissed bee
09:00 <Digerati> europe sounds a bit better
09:00 <Lumeah> hehe
10:00 <Digerati> somewhere like france
10:00 <Digerati> get high in france
10:00 <Digerati> and die like Jimmy Morrison, exquistly
10:00 <Digerati> this is the end
10:00 <Digerati> my friend !
11:00 <Digerati> yeah right
11:00 <ness> die on your own vomit....yeah really classy
11:00 <Digerati> they found him in a bath
12:00 <Digerati> typical heroin OD
13:00 <Digerati> i been with this isp since like 1996
13:00 <Digerati> they are good
13:00 <Digerati> iprimus is better
19:00 <ness> who wants to rub my belly?
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> is it full of sausages?
19:00 <TokenDaRing> hi PandasDontDrive
19:00 <British^Meat> hi PandasDontDrive R U BAN EVADING
20:00 <British^Meat> Y ARE YOU BAN EVADING
20:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat seems he is
20:00 <British^Meat> what? BAN EVADING?
20:00 <British^Meat> damn, he must be pretty darn despo to chat
20:00 <ness> sausages?
20:00 <British^Meat> to BAN EVADE
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur on ignore but still [19:50] <British^Meat> what? BAN EVADING?
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not ban evading when I have auto join on
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey TokenDaRing
21:00 <British^Meat> weird
21:00 <TokenDaRing> PandasDontDrive hit anyone?
21:00 <British^Meat> coz i double click the main window...
21:00 <British^Meat> and you are specifically banned
21:00 <British^Meat> so how are oyu here?
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> sure, hit everyone!
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> how am I here
21:00 <British^Meat> damn, must be so desperate
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> well, I loaded up irc and every chan autojoin so i am here
21:00 <British^Meat> so weird
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's weird is how you are on ignore and I still know what ur sayin
22:00 <British^Meat> do you think its appropriate?
22:00 <British^Meat> U know, since you are banned???
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> somebody is a wizard harry
22:00 <British^Meat> Its kinda weird that you are here (obviously depserate) but you are banned??
22:00 <British^Meat> Weird
22:00 <ness> why banned?"
23:00 <British^Meat> oh u know, being a wanker
23:00 <British^Meat> bipolared and raged at at the wrong op
23:00 <ness> bad day maybe
23:00 <British^Meat> lol
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> nuh
23:00 <British^Meat> he nutted out at 4am this morn as well
24:00 <British^Meat> bad morn
24:00 <British^Meat> bad week hey PandasDontDrive?
24:00 <British^Meat> (snigger)
24:00 <ness> better things to do at 4AM like sleep
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> [19:54] <British^Meat> (nigger)
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude, wrong
24:00 <British^Meat> yer i know right
24:00 <British^Meat> not pandas he just gets pissed up and abuses 2 yr olds
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> so you're a two year old British^Meat
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> by your logic.. everyone on here must be a two year old.
25:00 <British^Meat> no
25:00 <British^Meat> what?
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> thx for not trolling me for an entire day.
25:00 <British^Meat> im talking about an actual kid
25:00 <British^Meat> u know, mews kid
25:00 <British^Meat> u abused it at 5am
25:00 <British^Meat> dont you remember?
26:00 <British^Meat> luckily it happened just as i D/C so when i got up this morn, BAM, there it all is staring at me
27:00 <British^Meat> arent you banned PandasDontDrive?
27:00 <British^Meat> coz if i double click the main window and look at the ban list youre listed
27:00 <British^Meat> weird
27:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat dont anger him
27:00 <TokenDaRing> he'll rage and break things
27:00 <British^Meat> must be desperate
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude he's on ignore
27:00 <Nikky`> If ppl want to bitch each other out on here I say go nuts but bringing kids into it is fucking low
27:00 <ness> enuff british
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> and TokenDaRing what happened to you being so nice dude
27:00 <British^Meat> its ok, he may as well make themost of it till Maurice comes back
27:00 <British^Meat> [05:50] <PandasDontDrive> ur kid still hiding train toys in toilets?
27:00 <British^Meat> [05:50] <PandasDontDrive> retartd kid
27:00 <British^Meat> [05:50] <PandasDontDrive> ur kid is a retard Mew
27:00 <British^Meat> [05:51] <PandasDontDrive> great breeding two drug addicts
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> why clique up for..
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> fanx ness.
28:00 <British^Meat> hah
28:00 <British^Meat> ok ness he's allllllllllll yours, have fun :)
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> im all mine thx.
28:00 <Bert187-has-a-large-penis> ness is mine
28:00 <Bert187-has-a-large-penis> i paid 5.97%
29:00 <TokenDaRing> paNdiS likes to hit things
29:00 <TokenDaRing> he's an angry little man
29:00 <TokenDaRing> living in the bogan south of Adelaide
29:00 <paNdiS> TokenDaRing dude why're you being like this
29:00 <TokenDaRing> because you hit women
29:00 <TokenDaRing> I can't stand for that
29:00 <paNdiS> i live 5 mins from town in adelaide
29:00 <paNdiS> but i dont beat women
30:00 <paNdiS> that's just something you picked up from Skirmish
30:00 <Bert187> Cmon guys dont make me call the OPerators
30:00 <paNdiS> :(
30:00 <British^Meat> do it, paNdiS is banned
30:00 <Bert187> lkl
31:00 <paNdiS> Hi, Samuel L Jackson, I presume
31:00 <paNdiS> Yes, I'm having a problem with my internet
31:00 <paNdiS> Words keep offending me..
31:00 <paNdiS> Yes on the screen *asshole*
31:00 <TheRiddler> he'll only help you with your betting now
32:00 <paNdiS> that golf club swinging sellout having motha!
32:00 <Bert187> British^Meat gets furstated with the english alphabet
32:00 <British^Meat> yup, check me out, being all frustrated
32:00 <paNdiS> üt happins
38:00 <ness> calm down chickens
38:00 <TokenDaRing> paNdiS tell us about how you keyed up some guys car because you got locked out of your home
39:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/2x6C0.jpg
39:00 <TheRiddler> I want to know what this says lol
40:00 <paNdiS> hmm that body hmm
40:00 <British^Meat> paNdiS when Maurice joins will you hide or stop chatting?
40:00 <TokenDaRing> you'd only bruise it paNdiS
40:00 <paNdiS> nice n phat bod
40:00 <paNdiS> but the dog needs a nose job..
40:00 <frayedknot> TheRiddler: you can't use a translator?
41:00 <paNdiS> TokenDaRing dont fall into trolling man, you're smarter than that.
41:00 <British^Meat> im guessing paNdiS is just depserate or lonely, coz like, he cant stay away from here for more than 12 hours
41:00 <paNdiS> im not lonely
41:00 <British^Meat> u sure?
42:00 <paNdiS> I am desperate for some more oj+os
42:00 <paNdiS> am i blowin ur mind coz ur on ignore?
42:00 <Bert187> how big is ur penis British^Meat
42:00 <British^Meat> lol obviously im not on ignore
42:00 <British^Meat> (wow)
42:00 <Nikky`> I get lonely when I don't come on anymore during week..so lonely I cry myself to sleep
43:00 <ness> lol
43:00 <British^Meat> if i was banned from a room id probably stay out of it until the ban was lifted
43:00 <British^Meat> seems right
43:00 <paNdiS> no no no no no, you are on ignore.
43:00 <paNdiS> i just know superman irl
43:00 <TheRiddler> has he been arrested yet
43:00 <British^Meat> obviously im not being ignored
43:00 <paNdiS> superman is so shit, cant even take a joke :(
43:00 <Bert187> do u wash ur penis British^Meat ?
44:00 <British^Meat> Bert187, u dont need to know about my penis, its personal
44:00 <TokenDaRing> paNdiS tell us about how you keyed up some guys car because you got locked out of your home
44:00 <Bert187> lol
44:00 <British^Meat> and i dont like discussing it with other dudes
44:00 <paNdiS> O_o
44:00 <paNdiS> you believe that rubbish
44:00 <paNdiS> stupider than I thought.
44:00 <British^Meat> ask him to tell you about how be got glassed on his doorstep
45:00 <British^Meat> or about how he was in prison
45:00 <TokenDaRing> paNdiS you told me all of it in PM earlier
45:00 <TokenDaRing> so yes I believe it
45:00 <paNdiS> ino i told u
45:00 <paNdiS> not my probs u believe it
45:00 <paNdiS> ive told countless ppl that shit in this chan
45:00 <Nikky`> I got locked out of my unit once..I decided not to key a car..as it was only mine in my garage
45:00 <paNdiS> mix the truth with the false nobody can keep up fgt
45:00 <TokenDaRing> you're just a small time petty crim paNdiS
45:00 <Nikky`> costly night that..to get back in
46:00 <paNdiS> lol nikz
46:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/vm4Mv.jpg washing dinner
46:00 <paNdiS> haha, because I left my keys in the car and had to go through the window
46:00 <paNdiS> all 5 units have those litle key safes now
46:00 <paNdiS> :P
47:00 <paNdiS> i wrote a poem for you TokenDaRing
47:00 <paNdiS> Once more into some gay (guys ass)
47:00 <Bert187> his got a male penis and female boobs
47:00 <paNdiS> Into the last good piece of ass I'll even pwn
47:00 <paNdiS> Hold in farts on this day
47:00 <paNdiS> Hold in farts on this day..
48:00 <Bert187> hold ur fart
48:00 <Bert187> till it explodes
48:00 <paNdiS> hold that fart Bert187
48:00 <paNdiS> lols
49:00 <Bert187> ok can i fart now
50:00 <paNdiS> rip bert died from hollin inna fart
50:00 <paNdiS> much <3
50:00 <paNdiS> his mouth smells nice..
52:00 <TokenDaRing> paNdiS you're a tripper
52:00 <TokenDaRing> you show some obvious signs of brain damage
53:00 <paNdiS> ever since the day I was bjorn
53:00 <paNdiSS> ever since the day I was bjorn
53:00 <paNdiS> oh sickkkk
53:00 <paNdiSS> oh sickkkk
54:00 <paNdiS> i got this 2
54:00 <paNdiSS> i got this 2
54:00 <paNdiS> can u do backward writin paNdiSS?
54:00 <paNdiSS> can u do backward writin paNdiSS?
54:00 <paNdiS> iloveu
54:00 <paNdiSS> iloveu
54:00 <paNdiS> thanksbabe
54:00 <paNdiSS> thanksbabe
54:00 <paNdiS> so polite
54:00 <paNdiSS> so polite
54:00 <paNdiS> ino!!!!!!!
54:00 <paNdiSS> ino!!!!!!!
54:00 <paNdiS> cordiality wins!
54:00 <paNdiSS> cordiality wins!
54:00 <paNdiSS> !sniw ytilaidroc
54:00 <paNdiS> nice
54:00 <paNdiSS> nice
54:00 <paNdiSS> ecin
55:00 <paNdiS> hahahahahahaha
55:00 <paNdiSS> hahahahahahaha
55:00 <paNdiSS> ahahahahahahah
56:00 <paNdiS> Finn I diagnosed that horse wack with poo brain five minutes ago
56:00 <paNdiSS> oga setunim evif niarb oop htiw kcaw esroh taht desongaid I nniF
56:00 <paNdiS> roffelz
56:00 <paNdiSS> zleffor
58:00 <TokenDaRing> hey paNdiS
58:00 <TokenDaRing> are you afraid of going to jail?
01:00 <Nikky`> yadda yadda yadda
02:00 <Digerati> gimme summa dat weed tokendaring :)
02:00 <Digerati> do not pass go
02:00 <Digerati> do not collect $200
03:00 <Digerati> i want to go out to crown tonight :/ blahhh
03:00 <Digerati> damn hawks
03:00 <Digerati> partyyyy !!!!
03:00 <ness> go amnd spend your money
03:00 <Digerati> at the gay bar !
04:00 <Digerati> nah, would like to sleep, aint had sleep in fkn 27 hours
04:00 <Digerati> 18 cans of coke later...
05:00 <Digerati> 8)
08:00 <CrypticBob_> bloody ice addicts
08:00 <Rak> what have you got against cold beverages?
08:00 <British^Meat> weird...
08:00 <British^Meat> so paNdiS gets banned, and decides to come back TWICE as hard
08:00 <British^Meat> :) so desperate
08:00 <CrypticBob_> Rak, nothing on hot days
09:00 <British^Meat> and rather weird....
10:00 <Rak> evening Nikky :)
10:00 <Nikky`> Evening :o)
13:00 <simba> Merseyside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15:00 <Digerati> simba ! :)
19:00 <Nikky`> Well that movie is now done
19:00 <Rak> which one?
19:00 <Sponge> do tell
19:00 <Nikky`> Kung Fu Panada 2
20:00 <Nikky`> lol
20:00 <Rak> oh
21:00 <Nikky`> Oh as in..oooh what a great movie and we should have atached it together
22:00 <Rak> you read my mind :)
22:00 <Nikky`> Always
22:00 <Nikky`> Sorry - alway's
22:00 <Nikky`> Thats for TokenDaRing :P
22:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNWLHXMhi08
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: James Taylor's Greatest Hits 1976 (Full Album) (May 31, 2013) 56:36 - Category: People & Blogs - 117,818 views - 292 likes (97.3%), 8 dislikes (2.7%)
24:00 <stevenn> how old are you ?
24:00 <bee_girl> me?
25:00 <Rak> yes, you
25:00 <bee_girl> u didnt ask Rak
25:00 <Rak> i'm stevenn's PR manager
25:00 <bee_girl> heh
25:00 <bee_girl> i see
27:00 <bee_girl> im old Rak/stevenn
27:00 <bee_girl> evening Maurice
27:00 <Maurice> Heya bee_girl
27:00 <bee_girl> hows ur saturday night treating u?
28:00 <Maurice> Not too bad, just got home from the royal show
28:00 <Maurice> Hows you?
28:00 <Digerati> maurice, i live near the show
28:00 <Digerati> how was the show ?
29:00 <Maurice> It wasn't as busy as it usually is on the first day and the rain held out
29:00 <bee_girl> good thanks Maurice :)
29:00 <Digerati> i used to love the show till they revamped it :(
29:00 <Digerati> i dont like the new look
29:00 <Digerati> looks too open and bare
30:00 <Maurice> I haven't been in about 7 yrs
30:00 <Digerati> in the old days they had more shit to do at the show
30:00 <Maurice> Before that I was 17
30:00 <Digerati> dude, i am talking about the 80's and 70's
30:00 <Digerati> in the 80's i was in my teens
31:00 <Digerati> i am 47 now
31:00 <Digerati> but yeah, it was better in the old days
31:00 <Digerati> in the old days, you could smell the horse shit
31:00 <Digerati> lol
31:00 <Maurice> You stil can >.<
32:00 <Digerati> haha
32:00 <Digerati> true
32:00 <Digerati> but not as much !
32:00 <Digerati> hehe :)
32:00 <Digerati> we want more shit !
32:00 <Maurice> This is my beanie https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1888452_10152779943325844_2480308857829419440_n.jpg?oh=7d0dbda564f8fee09f750f9853646194&oe=548D8763&__gda__=1418032435_cb48569773aef9693c16c0b60f8af3f7
34:00 <thestig> yuk
34:00 <Maurice> Your face is
42:00 <bee_girl> winter spring summer or fall
42:00 <bee_girl> all u got to do is call
45:00 <paNdiS> daddy!
45:00 <paNdiS> I like the KKK bit ehehe
46:00 <Picard> didnt you get banned for a week?
46:00 <paNdiS> no shit
46:00 <paNdiS> she sucks at bans
46:00 <Picard> well fuck of
46:00 <Picard> off
46:00 <paNdiS> that is no way to speak to your eldest child.
46:00 <paNdiS> O_o
46:00 <Maurice> She's reading this right now
46:00 <paNdiS> its not my fault i autojoin jigga.
47:00 <Picard> lol
47:00 <Picard> she is here and saw you :P
47:00 <Maurice> I was actually going to let it go until he said that
48:00 <Picard> he will pm me and rant
48:00 <Picard> thanks for that
48:00 <Maurice> He's talking to me elsewhere
48:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard, pandis was ranting at me in PM too
49:00 <Picard> usually i can control him 
50:00 <bee_girl> evening matrix
50:00 <matrix> It is evening
50:00 <matrix> Or night
50:00 <matrix> Whatever way :-)
51:00 <TokenDaRing> he's still watching this channel
52:00 <TokenDaRing> probably has a session via another host
53:00 <TokenDaRing> Maurice if you keep him banned, he'll key someones car
53:00 <Picard> bee_girl
53:00 <bee_girl> yes?
54:00 <matrix> Meh... typical.  Not here when I need her....
54:00 <matrix> Night all
59:00 <Picard> how are your boobs :)
00:00 <bee_girl> well thank u
00:00 <bee_girl> and ur balls?
00:00 <TokenDaRing> what size are they bee_girl?
00:00 <Picard> bit tight
00:00 <Picard> need to be drained
00:00 <bee_girl> ugh
00:00 <Picard> can i lick your feet?
00:00 <bee_girl> u have a mrs picard
00:00 <bee_girl> go harrass her
00:00 <Picard> shen doesnt cut it anymore
00:00 <TokenDaRing> bee_girl I'll buy you a bra if you take a pic in it
01:00 <Lumeah> like wolves in the night.
01:00 <Lumeah> always after something and not giving back ! ha!
02:00 <TokenDaRing> hey I said I'd buy her a bra
02:00 <Lumeah> PENIS pic! :P
02:00 <TokenDaRing> that's giving something
02:00 <Lumeah> haha
02:00 <Nikky`> yeah..so giving of you
02:00 <Lumeah> i thihnk she can buy her own bra huh ?
05:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One u old cunt
05:00 <Picard> Tori hello
05:00 <Tori> Hello Picard I am Tori V2.1
06:00 <Picard> show us ya tit
06:00 <Tori> now show me your cock
07:00 <Picard> sykpe?
07:00 <Picard> pm me
07:00 <PiSSsS> *** Tori has also used the nicknames: Bert187 Pony ThugLyfe Ammunition ISIL masterbakt Bert187-is-fat Bert187-is-gay Bert187-has-a-large-head BigArse Jesus phatcunt Bert187-has-a-large-penis paNdiS-is-a-poofter
07:00 <Danstyles> lol
08:00 <Tori> Im here to kidnap Picard and demand money from his poor parents
08:00 <TokenDaRing> are Picard's parents even alive still?
08:00 <TokenDaRing> he's a fossil himself
08:00 <Picard> lol
08:00 <Picard> mum is
08:00 <Picard> she is 76
08:00 <TokenDaRing> do you talk about the invention of the telegraph with her?
09:00 <Picard> you mean morse code?
09:00 <Danstyles> What are you guys talking about. Picard hasn't even been born yet - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Luc_Picard
09:00 <Picard> lol
10:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard is still adjusting to the steam engine
11:00 <Danstyles> lol
11:00 <Picard> lol
12:00 <Picard> smart cunt TokenDaRing :p
12:00 <TokenDaRing> well, smart cunts are probably easier for you to handle than a smart phone, Picard :P
14:00 <Picard> hahaa
15:00 <Picard> i still use morse code
15:00 <Picard> or smoke signals
15:00 <TheRiddler> and the post office
16:00 <TheRiddler> to sent mail
16:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRiddler for long range, it's always telegraph
20:00 <FredFlinstone> Good on the fuckin hawkers woohoo!
21:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/96e3F.jpg
21:00 <TheRiddler> it's picard's penis
21:00 <TokenDaRing> who's hand?
21:00 <bee_girl> i dare not click on another link of urs TheRiddler
22:00 <bee_girl> im still scarred from that egg
22:00 <bee_girl> let alone todays midget
23:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDSqyyW7nZ0
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Backstreet Boys's Greatest Hits | Best songs of Backstreet Boys (Apr 14, 2014) 01:10:41 - Category: People & Blogs - 948,826 views - 3,357 likes (93.2%), 244 dislikes (6.8%)
23:00 <Digerati> i still like the backstreet boys :) hewh
24:00 <Digerati> heh
24:00 <Digerati> good melodys
24:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/PN6DN.jpg bad parent or good parent
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol bee_girl
25:00 <bee_girl> :)
26:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Hi bee_girl
29:00 <lite> asl perth
29:00 <bee_girl> Hi ashleighXtrinity
30:00 <ashleighXtrinity> How're you?
31:00 <Saemon> yoyoyo sat night homiiiiiiiez!!
32:00 <Saemon> satday
32:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Word
32:00 <PiSSsS> Saemon has aids
32:00 <Saemon> whose gona hit the clubs 
32:00 <Saemon> ya mum insisted i didnt use a condom PiSSsS
32:00 <Saemon> its her fault
32:00 <Saemon> ziiing!
33:00 <Saemon> Saemon 1 : PiSSsS 0
33:00 <lite> goof
35:00 <PiSSsS> Saemon 0 : PiSSsS 1
35:00 <PiSSsS> LOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
35:00 <PiSSsS> SUCK SHIT YOU FAGGOT
35:00 <Tori> PiSSsS
35:00 <PiSSsS> YOU'RE BANNED
35:00 <PiSSsS> LOOOLLLLLLLLL
37:00 <Nikky`> Night
38:00 <Tori> night  Nikky` xo
40:00 <Digerati> fuck there is stacks of ppl in the city tonight
40:00 <bee_girl> couleurs :)
41:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!
41:00 <bee_girl> good evening
41:00 <couleurs> hi bee_girl 
41:00 <bee_girl> iphone 6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
41:00 <couleurs> i saw 1 irl they are hugemungoes
41:00 <bee_girl> hhehe!
41:00 <bee_girl> they are
41:00 <bee_girl> havent bent my one yet
42:00 <couleurs> 5 inch or bye
42:00 <Fez> My first iphine 6+ bent
42:00 <couleurs> r u kidden me
42:00 <couleurs> pics
43:00 <Fez> Hello banana
43:00 <couleurs> i'm a banana
44:00 <simba> 0,4 LIVERPOOL 4,0 LIVERPOOL
45:00 <simba> 4,0 LIVERPOOL 0,4 LIVERPOOL
45:00 <couleurs> liverpool v everton
45:00 <couleurs> bvb v shalke
45:00 <couleurs> BiG GaMeS
45:00 <couleurs> i heard sydney played a something and lost haha sydney sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
48:00 <lite> go sydney
48:00 <couleurs> no
51:00 <British^Meat> the big winner today was sports
52:00 <couleurs> sports!!!!!!!!!!!!
53:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is TheRon gonna talk about now?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I know ... worse ... cricket
53:00 <couleurs> everton!!!!!!!!!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 - 1
54:00 <Bastardly_One> in our favour
54:00 <Bastardly_One> did you get to see that penalty shootout
54:00 <Bastardly_One> for a Championship spot?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> epic stuff
54:00 <British^Meat> lol
54:00 <British^Meat> ikr
55:00 <British^Meat> this is the break
55:00 <couleurs> nope
55:00 <British^Meat> the good break, between afl and cricket
55:00 <British^Meat> lets embrace it
55:00 <couleurs> i saw they won 14-13
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> 14 - 13
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that's pretty epic
55:00 <Bastardly_One> so we wont win by much 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I say 2 - 1
56:00 <couleurs> fifa!!!!!!!!!
56:00 <Bastardly_One> no!
56:00 <couleurs> i've played a few games... defending is harder
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been playing Diablo III all day
57:00 <couleurs> new graphics are epic!!!!!!!!!!!!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and only at level 11 
57:00 <Student> ha ha
57:00 <Bastardly_One> My monk kicks arse
57:00 <couleurs> the presentation is like a real match now 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I told ya
57:00 <Bastardly_One> PS4 version?
57:00 <couleurs> yea
57:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya it was like being there didn't I?
58:00 <couleurs> they do replays of a gole during time outs etc and there's heaps more replay angles etc
58:00 <couleurs> it's very good
58:00 <couleurs> recommended+++++
59:00 <couleurs> it's like fifa 15.5 
59:00 <couleurs> they stepped it up a bit
59:00 <couleurs> game loads in seconds too on ps4 now
59:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
59:00 <Bastardly_One> read this
00:00 <Bastardly_One> did someones son/hubby demand something?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Anyone no where I can get Fifa ultimate edition, every where's sold out I need it today
00:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
00:00 <Bastardly_One> she lives in country England 
00:00 <couleurs> good 1
01:00 <couleurs> maybe buy it from online shoppe.......
01:00 <couleurs> dick smith $49 delivered BOO YAH
01:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently tesco do games over there
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and they stock it 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> tesco I thought were like coles
01:00 <British^Meat> im going for southampton 2.5 in the everton game
02:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you
02:00 <couleurs> liverpool are really bad now wtf
02:00 <Bastardly_One> we can't help it if you see us players all the time
02:00 <British^Meat> yer they do kinda blow
02:00 <British^Meat> but early days yet
02:00 <couleurs> i thought they'd be better than last season
02:00 <Bastardly_One> because we keep buying shit players
02:00 <couleurs> when are they going to play properly
03:00 <Bastardly_One> told you this year was going to be too much mentally
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you and simba just laughed at me 
03:00 <couleurs> squad is better than last year, just missing suarez and agger really
03:00 <couleurs> i don't like the gk though
03:00 <couleurs> he's shit
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but it doesn't take the mental pressure off 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> of EPL
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and Champions
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and everything under the sun like this year
04:00 <Bastardly_One> as compared to last year
04:00 <Bastardly_One> when we had fuck all to do 
04:00 <couleurs> they won't be able to handle the pressure this year
04:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya it was gonna happen
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I said that months ago
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and you and simba mocked me 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I knew this was gonna happen
05:00 <Bastardly_One> we play best relaxed
05:00 <Bastardly_One> not caring too much
05:00 <couleurs> not sure why, the squad is younger now
05:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0AxrOUJ62E
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Men At Work - It's A Mistake (Feb 25, 2013) 4:33 - Category: Music - 454,377 views - 2,151 likes (98.2%), 40 dislikes (1.8%)
05:00 <couleurs> are they lazy or something?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but it has happened for years
06:00 <Bastardly_One> bigger the work load the shitter we go
06:00 <couleurs> gerrard shouldn't start
06:00 <couleurs> he's old as fuck
06:00 <Bastardly_One> little stevie should be retired
06:00 <Tori> are you picking on me coz im black ?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> so the opposition don't get goals he gives them
07:00 <Bastardly_One> how many fucking goals does he give other teams?
07:00 <couleurs> yeah he's made some mistakes lately
07:00 <couleurs> he should be subbed for 20 mins max
07:00 <Bastardly_One> for the last 2 yrs
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all he should be until he gets the hint to retire
07:00 <Bastardly_One> a sub
08:00 <couleurs> they have problems coming out from the back too
08:00 <couleurs> they over do it
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I am telling you 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the mental pressure
08:00 <couleurs> gk short passes
08:00 <Bastardly_One> when we have less to work for 
08:00 <couleurs> just kick it out dickhaed
09:00 <Bastardly_One> we play good
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... you hate goalies like that huh?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, doesn't work for us
09:00 <Bastardly_One> we're expecting it in the middle for a good header
10:00 <couleurs> he thinks he's neuer 
10:00 <couleurs> i never liked him
10:00 <couleurs> he's like de gea
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> My man Danny needs more backup
11:00 <couleurs> makes some great saves here and there but overall he's shit
11:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of cunts wanting their own glory
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Danny might as well be our sole striker this year
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but stop being heros and set it up for him 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know RPG games>
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
15:00 <couleurs> no
16:00 <couleurs> FiFa!!!!!!!!!!!!
16:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
16:00 <Bastardly_One> this would be nuts on the PS4
16:00 <British^Meat> like wot?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> looks great on the PS3
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Diablo III Reaper of Souls
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Ultimate Evil Edition
16:00 <British^Meat> ugh, diablow
16:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucking great
16:00 <British^Meat> never played it and im sick of it
17:00 <British^Meat> isnt it more of a hack and slash than an rpg?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> except Blizzard won't hand over the loot
17:00 <British^Meat> ugh loot
17:00 <British^Meat> sick of loot too
17:00 <British^Meat> and buffs
17:00 <British^Meat> and hit points
17:00 <Bastardly_One> both in a way
17:00 <British^Meat> and drops
17:00 <Bastardly_One> because they have missions you HAVE to go on 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> up until Act V
17:00 <British^Meat> meh
18:00 <Bastardly_One> My monk is bad arse!
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he's found some mental loot
18:00 <Bastardly_One> no drop yet though
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah you're meant to get this uber great ring
18:00 <Bastardly_One> when you link your account with them
18:00 <British^Meat> i really dont care
18:00 <Bastardly_One> only everyone is complaining it doesn't work
18:00 <British^Meat> dudes at work crap on about that game soooooooooo much
19:00 <British^Meat> grown men talking about special boots and hammers
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Blizzard are like Ubisoft
19:00 <British^Meat> it SUX
19:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing the cunts
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll talk to you about my big stick 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that has fire on it 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> no?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> forget what it's called
19:00 <Bastardly_One> only got it before
19:00 <Bastardly_One> saved and passed out in the beanbag
19:00 <Bastardly_One> all I know is it kicks arse
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but I prefer my shivs
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and the female demon hunter looks hot
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but I hate ranged combat
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and the female monk looks like she's out of Final Fantasy
21:00 <Bastardly_One> this cunt looks like a terrorist
21:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I need something to do 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> no cunt with play GTA with me anymor
22:00 <Bastardly_One> *anymore
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and upsetting randoms isn't cutting it anymore
22:00 <couleurs> gta5ps4!!!!!!!!!!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna get that for sure
23:00 <couleurs> ps4 owns... loading games in seconds 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw the PS4 specific trailer
23:00 <couleurs> gta5 is gonna be epic!!!!!!!!!!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen a PS4 specific trailer?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> do that now if you haven't
24:00 <couleurs> yes i haved
24:00 <Bastardly_One> first two games I'll get are that and Fifa
24:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe Diablo III seeing as you can save your game and export it to other versions
24:00 <Bastardly_One> how's that for cool?
26:00 <couleurs> u rok
27:00 <couleurs> just bought new thom yolk album for $6 and it's mp3s what the fuck refund.
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, on of those
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the first band to do that aren't even "famous"
29:00 <Bastardly_One> they included an extra album of shit you could only find on your computer
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Snog ... one of my favourite bands
29:00 <Bastardly_One> bet you've never heard of them
30:00 <couleurs> who..
31:00 <Bastardly_One> these guys
31:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXXzaaL8Khw
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Snog - Corporate slave (Dec 17, 2006) 5:28 - Category: Music - 88,784 views - 545 likes (99.1%), 5 dislikes (0.9%)
33:00 <couleurs> ok
33:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4Au2qKr2cI
33:00 <Bastardly_One> this is better
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Snog - Are You Normal Enough? (Apr 29, 2011) 4:26 - Category: Music - 5,265 views - 55 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
34:00 <Bastardly_One> the singer makes a fortune in Germany
34:00 <Bastardly_One> being a DJ a couple of months a year
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and coming back and making his own crap not far from me in the country
36:00 <couleurs> lol everton scored
36:00 <couleurs> 1-1
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you might like this clip
36:00 <Bastardly_One> while we're watching
36:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeW65YgOLUA
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SNOG This World (Done Me Wrong) (Mar 10, 2010) 5:20 - Category: Music - 9,274 views - 96 likes (98%), 2 dislikes (2%)
36:00 <Bastardly_One> poor Johnny
38:00 <couleurs> i'm watching bvb
39:00 <couleurs> bundesliga > 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHsPSqUMHs4
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Snog - Late Twentieth Century Boy (Feb 8, 2011) - Category: Music - 4,933 views - 54 likes (98.2%), 1 dislikes (1.8%)
40:00 <simba> <Bastardly_One> you and simba just laughed at me - sounds like u lol
40:00 <couleurs> omg langerak is playing 
40:00 <couleurs> just let a gole in
40:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shut up :P
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and will another goal
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I said we're winning 2 - 1
41:00 <simba> shalke time
41:00 <couleurs> he's a shit keeper 2
42:00 <Bastardly_One> is there one keeper you like couleurs?
42:00 <couleurs> hummels is back!!!!!!!!
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never heard you credit one yet
42:00 <couleurs> dudek was cool
43:00 <couleurs> cech is good
44:00 <simba> kagawa!!!!!!!!! 
44:00 <couleurs> van der sar was good 2
45:00 <couleurs> kagawa on da bench
45:00 <couleurs> immobile miss
45:00 <couleurs> stop missing thank u
48:00 <simba> HD StreAmz
48:00 <couleurs> lol he missed again
48:00 <couleurs> fuck
48:00 <couleurs> half cross half shot 
48:00 <couleurs> what teh heck
48:00 <couleurs> bring back lewy fuck this guy
51:00 <doctor> http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1411824883016.jpg
52:00 <couleurs> cool party :)
52:00 <doctor> I'm there in spirit
53:00 <couleurs> jesus
53:00 <couleurs> what the fuck
53:00 <couleurs> what an awful clearance 
54:00 <simba> 3rd time lucky
54:00 <couleurs> thought that was langerak at first
54:00 <simba> whos the poor clearance guyt
54:00 <simba> guy
54:00 <couleurs> ramos
55:00 <simba> oh good 1 
55:00 <couleurs> the new eto'o
55:00 <couleurs> skinny black niger
55:00 <couleurs> what the fuck are they doing
56:00 <couleurs> fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!
56:00 <simba> did gole happen?
56:00 <simba> i must b a bit behiknd
56:00 <couleurs> ramos made up 4 it
56:00 <couleurs> YEs
56:00 <couleurs> SSS
57:00 <couleurs> aubongeyumg
57:00 <couleurs> from ramos
57:00 <simba> o kwality
57:00 <couleurs> BvB BaK
57:00 <simba> brussell athletics klopp jumper
58:00 <couleurs> cool jumper
58:00 <couleurs> he wearing it a lot now
58:00 <milk> must have been good cake
59:00 <simba> atletico - sevilla after spurs darby = kool
59:00 <simba> Saemon ban evading tho
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