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00:00 <doctor> yeah BMI is rubbish. I was, at a time, slightly above the healthy weight range according the BMI but was actually considerably underweight
00:00 <bee_girl> Now I can't see one it's making it worser
01:00 <Thoth> BMI says I'm overweight. Doc says overfit
02:00 <doctor> if you're not sick, there's no problem
03:00 <Thoth> oh im struggling
06:00 <Thoth> sometimes i find it very difficult to bug people out
06:00 <Thoth> then i have a taco
06:00 <Thoth> god this internet is slow
08:00 <Thoth> been checking my email for 5 min now might have 10 emails there
10:00 <Skirmish> VaginaBandit: Are you a bandit because you need to take from the vagina because nobody is offering voluntarily? 
10:00 <simba> 4:1)
10:00 <VaginaBandit> Lol
11:00 <VaginaBandit> Far from it mate. 
11:00 <British^Meat> I prefer to call it a wagina
11:00 <milk> Vaginas know how to take
11:00 <Skirmish> *sigh* I keep getting interupted tonight.  These cunts would think I came to work to actually do work.  brb.
12:00 <simba> kKKkkk
12:00 <simba> k
12:00 <simba> KKKk
12:00 <Thoth> KKK
12:00 <milk> we had this malay guy in the office who would have fights in the carpark with anyone who worked because it made him look bad
15:00 <beehhh> tell me all about it tell me all the plans we're making...tell me how am I suppose to live without you
16:00 <Bastardly_One> seen this series?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHQRZXM-4xI&list=PLNJmwVFwfFGObBZa5ekSO_1JM3mY8SMQj
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How to Talk Australians - Episode 1: ‘G’DAY KNACKERS’ (Jul 29, 2014) 4:08 - Category: Comedy - 836,655 - 6,425 likes (95.7%), 286 dislikes (4.3%)
16:00 <simba> yea u linked it
17:00 <simba> Little Tommy Hanks gets his wish
20:00 <Skirmish> I love you for booting beehhh.
22:00 <simba> kum666
23:00 <Serenity> lol screwss is crying in cats
23:00 <Serenity> about a girl blowing him off
23:00 <simba> hes extremely whiney
24:00 <Serenity> why doesnt she loooove meee
24:00 <simba> isnt she wonderful
24:00 <LolinFirf> are you guys giving screwsss shit
24:00 <Serenity> here he is lol
24:00 <screwss> Skirmish: whatd you say dickhead?
24:00 <LolinFirf> screwss is complaining about a girl not going on a second date with him
24:00 <screwss> 00:24	LolinFirf	are you guys giving screwsss shit
24:00 <screwss> yep just as you were in pm before
24:00 <LolinFirf> and not contacting him after the date
24:00 <LolinFirf> LOL
24:00 <Skirmish> I said ... "YOU PATHETIC LOSER ANOTHER GIRL REJECTED YOU". 
24:00 <LolinFirf> REJECTED
25:00 <LolinFirf> simba: you should have let him cry in here
25:00 <LolinFirf> it's hilarious
25:00 <Serenity> invite him back
25:00 <Serenity> i wanna make fun of him
25:00 <LolinFirf> he's all like SHE OWES ME AN EXPLANATION
25:00 <Mammaliasours> bzz
25:00 <simba> he should go back 2 crying in #cats
25:00 <Mammaliasours> ty Serenity
25:00 <simba> if thats whats happening
25:00 <screwss> 00:25		%%% Serenity has invited you to join #melbourne
25:00 <LolinFirf> SHE OWES ME AN EXPLANATION
25:00 <screwss> thank you
25:00 <Mammaliasours> norell & I are getting married
25:00 <screwss> now where were we Skirmish ..
25:00 <LolinFirf> simba: he's been crying in #cats for over an hour about it
26:00 <Serenity> wm screwss
26:00 <Mammaliasours> matthew & stella
26:00 <simba> look at LolinFirf all up and about lol
26:00 <LolinFirf> BOO HOO GIRL DIDN"T CONTACT ME AFTER THE DATE
26:00 <screwss> LolinFirf: youre not even in cats!?
26:00 <simba> def getting rid of beehh tho hes teh worst
26:00 <LolinFirf> nope rofl
26:00 <Serenity> yeah piss Beehhh off
26:00 <Skirmish> Everyone knows about it Screwss.  The guys in cats have been copy pasting your sad story around to all the channels.
26:00 <LolinFirf> I made Awolf cry
26:00 <screwss> Skirmish: you are begging for it arent you
26:00 <Serenity> but i wanna laugh at screwss
26:00 <Serenity> LolinFirf good
26:00 <Serenity> hes a douche
27:00 <simba> U r such a Tormentor
27:00 <Skirmish> Begging for what?  For you to threaten to put me in your freezer? 
27:00 <Serenity> i dont think tahts the tormentor
27:00 <Serenity> what happened with your gf screwss
27:00 <LolinFirf> Serenity: awolf likes to pretend he works out and is hardcore, but he just lives at home at 30, with no job or girlfriend
27:00 <LolinFirf> lol Serenity 
28:00 <LolinFirf> he went out with a girl
28:00 <Skirmish> She didn't want to be his gf. That is the problem Serenity.
28:00 <simba> yea jewsss tell us the storey thats why ur here
28:00 <Serenity> ive seen awolf
28:00 <Serenity> he doesnt work out
28:00 <Serenity> hes a skinny little runt
28:00 <LolinFirf> the last time he got a txt with her was on august the 5th
28:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
28:00 <Skirmish> How dare a woman reject him! He has a freezer to fill! 
28:00 <Serenity> wog mummas boy
28:00 <simba> remember when awolf had a period where he worked out in his room for a few weeks and wrote everything he thought in #melbourne
28:00 <LolinFirf> she didn't text him for over a month and it took screwss that long to get that she doesnt' want him
28:00 <simba> but then he lapsed back into light beers and KFC
28:00 <simba> loloool
28:00 <Serenity> he bought $5 barbells from kmart
28:00 <Serenity> and think shes arnie
28:00 <ShadowLurker> shes LOL
28:00 <Serenity> -s
29:00 <LolinFirf> simba: awolf will say "going back to weights now" and come back thirty seconds later
29:00 <screwss> Skirmish: whats it like, you know
29:00 <screwss> not having a conscience
29:00 <Serenity> screwss you know girls dont have to be your gf
29:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOLL
29:00 <Serenity> just because you want them to
29:00 <screwss> to be as emotionally dead as the computer in front of you ?
29:00 <ShadowLurker> hahah
29:00 <LolinFirf> screwss: she didn't want to go out with you again
29:00 <simba> computers have emotions
29:00 <LolinFirf> you tuned her off
29:00 <LolinFirf> pushed her away
29:00 <Serenity> my computer has emotions
30:00 <LolinFirf> maybe you should have showered before the date
30:00 <Serenity> when shes anrgy she gets hot
30:00 <ShadowLurker> went full retard
30:00 <LolinFirf> LOL
30:00 <screwss> it probably has more emotions than you
30:00 <screwss> anyway.
30:00 <simba> maybe she doesnt like jews with chopped up dicks
30:00 <screwss> whats with all this jewish talk?
30:00 <screwss> im actually black!
30:00 <simba> sorry that was a little extreme
30:00 <screwss> from pakistan
30:00 <Serenity> black as simbas zeb
30:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
30:00 <simba> i want to create a comftorable environment for you to share your thoughts
31:00 <Skirmish> screwss: I resent your implication. I have feelings. 
31:00 <ShadowLurker> i want to create a morbid environment for my own amusement
31:00 <screwss> ahuh yah sure.
31:00 <simba> i no ShadowLurker
31:00 <screwss> you resent my implication?
31:00 <simba> ahuh ya sure.
31:00 <screwss> myyy implication?
31:00 <screwss> maybe i could say mission accomplishhed
31:00 <ShadowLurker> i like it when the blood coagulates
31:00 <ShadowLurker> like housepaint
32:00 <simba> isnt it nicem,, when doves fly,.,,
32:00 <ShadowLurker> into a fan
32:00 <ShadowLurker> yes
33:00 <simba> Quite.
33:00 <Skirmish> Why are you so angry with me screwss?  I am not the one that didn't call you back.
34:00 <screwss> 00:24	PISSNATIONAL	skirmish is a fucking low life
34:00 <screwss> mm
34:00 <screwss> well said
34:00 <screwss> that make no grammatical sense mr security guard
34:00 <Skirmish> He is of no standing to be calling me anything. His argument is invalid.
34:00 <simba> youre gonna listen to plivent
34:00 <simba> lollkoo
34:00 <screwss> "I am not the one that didn't call you back."
34:00 <screwss> word crimes
35:00 <Thoth> stupid poor people
35:00 <Skirmish> My engris is terribad ... but there is a woman in my bed at home. I win! 
35:00 <screwss> 00:35	PISSNATIONAL	screwss dont worry about skirmish he is a fat loser with some dumb kid he's raising
35:00 <screwss> so the plot thickens here...
35:00 <Skirmish> lol it does?
35:00 <Skirmish> Do explain. 
35:00 <Thoth> the gravy thickens
35:00 <screwss> well i guess i know why you failed entry into police school
35:00 <Serenity> cause the person picking on a kid is any better
36:00 <Serenity> he didnt ever want to be a cop
36:00 <screwss> fight fire with fire i say...
36:00 <Serenity> no
36:00 <Thoth> hey. im offended
36:00 <Serenity> you're fighting Skirmish not his child
36:00 <Skirmish> Police school?  I haven't applied or even been interested in joining the police force.  I like my current job.
36:00 <screwss> you gonna pay out some girl i liked im gonna go for the juguler too! deal with it! 
36:00 <Serenity> i think they are paying you out
36:00 <Serenity> for sooking like a bitch about a bitch
37:00 <ShadowLurker> LOLOL
37:00 <screwss> noo..
37:00 <screwss> someone asked me about it, so i just told the story
37:00 <Skirmish> I am not paying out on the girl you liked. I am paying out on YOU because she didn't like you.
37:00 <ShadowLurker> screwss got rejected now hes all o.\\
37:00 <screwss> skweemish just happened to be in the room lurkin the whole time
37:00 <Serenity> yes i saw the chat
37:00 <screwss> this was oh a couple yrs ago now
37:00 <Serenity> you were crying because she dumped you
37:00 <screwss> and hes still bangin on about it
37:00 <Thoth> give it 3 years and there will be another date
37:00 <Thoth> no sooner
37:00 <screwss> i could not have said she dumped me because we were never going out
38:00 <screwss> twisting me words again?
38:00 <Skirmish> Is it because all these women discover you are a registered sex offender screwss?
38:00 <Serenity> she didnt want another date
38:00 <Mew> #cats is famuzz
38:00 <Serenity> dumped
38:00 <Skirmish> Is that what makes them stop calling?
38:00 <Serenity> blew off
38:00 <Serenity> same thing
38:00 <screwss> hows your fat little kid Skirmish ?
38:00 <simba> im so famous
38:00 <screwss> outta wed lock
38:00 <simba> - iggey acacia
38:00 <Skirmish> Umm ... he's fat I guess.
39:00 <simba> dont fire up teh jew he goes 4 the kids!!!
39:00 <Maurice> What does his kid have to do with it?
39:00 <Mew> u already blow
39:00 <Skirmish> You can't get a date bro. Don't be hating on me for getting laid. 
39:00 <Maurice> I have a fat kid and a kid born out of wedlock
39:00 <screwss> Skirmish: when it came to all the girls i you were flirting with on irc, including syphillis infected mandyjane, what was your wife to be thinking
39:00 <screwss> this is just curiousity now
39:00 <Serenity> his kid has nothing to do with irc
39:00 <Serenity> drop it screwss
39:00 <screwss> Maurice: what does a one girl outta 600 ive flirted with hav to do with it
39:00 <screwss> oh yeh yeh i see how it all works
39:00 <Skirmish> I was flirting with mandyjane? lol
39:00 <Thoth> ya'll are faggots. peace out
39:00 <Serenity> hes not picking on your girlfriend
39:00 <screwss> he gets to pay out virtually everyone in my life to me close and otherwise
39:00 <Maurice> I have no idea what you're on about
39:00 <Serenity> hes picking on you
40:00 <screwss> the second i do the same thing its "oh noo screwss stop it:
40:00 <Maurice> I didn't see anything about the poor bitch you're stalking
40:00 <screwss> can dish it out
40:00 <screwss> but caaaannnt take it
40:00 <Serenity> you're picking on a child you idiot
40:00 <Serenity> if you can see why thats not ok
40:00 <Serenity> you are fucked in the heaad
40:00 <Maurice> He's got the same mentality as one
40:00 <screwss> dont aruge with me that its different
40:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: I am fine with him saying shit about my son. I am ok with it because I know he's just having a lash out desperately trying to find my button. 
40:00 <screwss> AND THEN
40:00 <screwss> he calls me a registered sex offender?!
40:00 <screwss> but thats okay too!! right!!
40:00 <Maurice> Yeah, but are you?
40:00 <screwss> lets see how you explain that one
40:00 <Skirmish> ^
40:00 <Serenity> no one called you a sex offender
40:00 <ShadowLurker> <screwss> shes gone out with some winners <screwss> then i come along this normal regular dudeee <screwss> very non chalant very pragmatic date <screwss> now all of a sudden im rejected <screwss> for no reason
40:00 <ShadowLurker> bit full of yourself arent you
40:00 <Maurice> LOL regular
41:00 <simba> lol screwss likes mandyjane
41:00 <screwss> taken straight outta context
41:00 <screwss> in true ShadowLurker style
41:00 <simba> he must be one ugly mong
41:00 <Serenity> what context?
41:00 <Serenity> lol
41:00 <ShadowLurker> not out of context at all
41:00 <ShadowLurker> you said exactly that
41:00 <Serenity> everyone else was giving you shit too
41:00 <Skirmish> Screwss was Mandyjane's partner in crime with taking personal pictures off peoples facebook accounts.
41:00 <screwss> Serenity: context, you know
41:00 <Maurice> Oh thats right
41:00 <screwss> Serenity: the stuff that comes before and after whats said
41:00 <Maurice> He stole my elf pic
41:00 <Maurice> I remember now
41:00 <Serenity> yes the contect is you whinging abouta girl not liking you
41:00 <Serenity> context*
41:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL
41:00 <screwss> not sure i know what you guys are talking about
41:00 <screwss> more lies i guess
41:00 <Serenity> we can see in the channel you know
42:00 <Serenity> lol why are you denying
42:00 <Maurice> Maybe she rejected you after hearing you speak nonsense
42:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
42:00 <ShadowLurker> or saw you
42:00 <Skirmish> So can you think back and recall the exact moment she decided that she wanted nothing further to do with you?
42:00 <screwss> 00:41	Serenity	no one called you a sex offender
42:00 <screwss> 00:38	Skirmish	Is it because all these women discover you are a registered sex offender screwss?
42:00 <Maurice> Skirmish, it was at hello
42:00 <screwss> lol i think ive probably reached my limit for one night..
42:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha
42:00 <ShadowLurker> pansy
42:00 <Serenity> do you actually let irc bother you that you have a limit?
42:00 <Maurice> Looks that way
42:00 <screwss> i let bullshit artists bother me, yes
43:00 <simba> yep time to depart with your tail between your legs
43:00 <Maurice> Thats pretty sad
43:00 <screwss> i remember studying absurd art and drama in school
43:00 <ShadowLurker> <screwss> no im in the rejection zone, no girl that i like befriends me
43:00 <Skirmish> All I am saying screwss ... is that you need to get used to this type of thing.  Women are going to continue to reject you well into your older years.  Maybe you should speak to B1 and find ways of coping with it.
43:00 <screwss> if they could only publish these logs, it wouldve made the absurd plays make perfect sense
43:00 <Saemon> omg Serenity Aisha is like an exact clone of last years Tahan
43:00 <Saemon> they even look the same
44:00 <Saemon> could pass for sisters
44:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off Saemon
44:00 <Skirmish> Anyway ... you take it easy Screwss.  You will find a woman for your freezer one day. 
44:00 <Serenity> lol
44:00 <Serenity> boil her toes
44:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahaha
44:00 <Maurice> She might be rubber, but she'll be there for you
44:00 <screwss> ShadowLurker: i was merely remarking upon the fact shes dated druggie losers whove used her for money, and physically and emotionally abuse her, then im not good enough, just ur regular average guy
44:00 <ShadowLurker> screwss i really dont give a shit
44:00 <Saemon> good guys alwaus finish last
45:00 <Maurice> Yeah but you're not actually regular
45:00 <ShadowLurker> im pointing out youre a complete bellend
45:00 <screwss> Skirmish: youll find your wife not cheating on you Skirmish  i hope
45:00 <Skirmish> Well that is a bit of a slap in the face. She thinks druggie losers are a better choice compared to you screwss. 
45:00 <screwss> ShadowLurker: who uses bellend thats one
45:00 <simba> druggie losers are probably better company than an unhappy emotionally unstable alcoholic
45:00 <Saemon> chicks like the bad bois 
45:00 <ShadowLurker> wot
45:00 <screwss> sorry, this is the australian network, not england
45:00 <ShadowLurker> is that it
45:00 <Skirmish> You know what will happen if she cheats screwss?  I will kick her out ... and find a new chick to bang. :D 
45:00 <screwss> ShadowLurker: if you dont give a shit why are you shoving logs in my face
45:00 <simba> yes this is austnet...
45:00 <Maurice> simba don't be silly, he's just a regular nice dude
45:00 <Serenity> because it angers you
45:00 <screwss> pure curiosity
46:00 <ShadowLurker> im not shoeing you
46:00 <ShadowLurker> showing
46:00 <screwss> Skirmish: charming
46:00 <ShadowLurker> and what she said
46:00 <screwss> Skirmish: then you can find more children to molest
46:00 <ShadowLurker> it grinds at you
46:00 <Serenity> can I take you on a date screwss?
46:00 <ShadowLurker> and that pleases me
46:00 <screwss> drag my name through the mud its gonna come back righ tto you!
46:00 <Serenity> we can go to the sushi bar
46:00 <Maurice> Oh, now he's thowing around pedo lines
46:00 <Skirmish> LOL now I am a child molester. 
46:00 <Serenity> and ill buy you a $1 frozen coke
46:00 <screwss> Serenity: sure
46:00 <Skirmish> You simpleton screwss. 
46:00 <screwss> Serenity: d/w about the coke
46:00 <Serenity> cool
47:00 <Skirmish> You will never find the button that needs to be pushed for me to get angry bro. 
47:00 <Skirmish> You're too pathetic.
47:00 <Maurice> What a looser
47:00 <screwss> but surely after that statement i must be on the right track
47:00 <Maurice> The only right track for you, would be a train track
47:00 <screwss> i mean for you to bring up button pushin now
47:00 <Serenity> i have a button that needs pushing
47:00 <screwss> Maurice:  you would miss me too much
48:00 <Maurice> I highly doubt that
48:00 <Skirmish> Stop it screwss ... I am starting to feel sorry for you.
49:00 <Skirmish> You're making shads look like a genius. 
49:00 <Thoth> ya'll faggots faggoting with a faggot
49:00 <Serenity> Thoth is king faggot
49:00 <Thoth> i try
49:00 <Saemon> whats happened to the dickhead list?
49:00 <Skirmish> No, Thoth is in an elite club. He is a phaggot.
50:00 <Thoth> ph like phlegm!
50:00 <Serenity> its gone
50:00 <Serenity> because its gay
50:00 <Saemon> wat howcome?
50:00 <Skirmish> So what are you going to listen to as you cry yourself to sleep tonight screwss?  Mariah Carey? 
50:00 <Saemon> you came up with it didnt u
51:00 <Serenity> i did not
51:00 <screwss> Skirmish: whats your obsession with comparing people?
51:00 <Thoth> you know whats gayer. the conversation above
51:00 <screwss> Skirmish: actually, ariana grande
51:00 <Maurice> I bet Toni Braxton
51:00 <Thoth> what would your mothers say
51:00 <Skirmish> Never heard of them.
51:00 <Maurice> My mother would join in
51:00 <Serenity> my mother would say you're a cunt
51:00 <screwss> shes 21 so, probs too old
51:00 <Thoth> bogans
51:00 <Serenity> Doodle's mum called me a fuckwit once
51:00 <Serenity> bitch
51:00 <Maurice> LOL
51:00 <Skirmish> So when this girl didn't contact you after the date screwss .... did you send her an email or a text message asking Y U NO CALL?
52:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
52:00 <screwss> Skirmish doesnt like it when his opponents defend themselves against his constant abuse
52:00 <Maurice> I bet he was like that mental bitch who kept contacting that guy
52:00 <Maurice> Yeah, you know the one
52:00 <Serenity> to be fair i think i asked her what doodles dad was like in bed
52:00 <Serenity> but still..
52:00 <Maurice> Lol
53:00 <Maurice> My sister joined once, told everyone to get a big black dog up them and quit
53:00 <Serenity> LOL
53:00 <Serenity> i talk to my brother on irc but thats on a private network
53:00 <Skirmish> screwss: I think you are holding yourself far too high up if you consider yourself an opponent.  That would mean this was a competition.  It's not.
53:00 <Serenity> other than that ive had no family here
54:00 <screwss> kiss my ass.
54:00 <Maurice> Woah
54:00 <Maurice> screwss is bringing out the big guns
54:00 <Skirmish> SHOTS FIRED!
54:00 <screwss> oh sorry you probs wont want too im an adult
54:00 <Skirmish> Yeah, I prefer kids man. 
54:00 <Maurice> screwss, stop with the pedo talk, you pedo
54:00 <screwss> at least you can admit it thats the first step?
54:00 <Serenity> are you genuinely calling him a ped cuase he called you a sex offender?
54:00 <screwss> i know where you can get help from
55:00 <Maurice> He knows because he still goes there
55:00 <screwss> Serenity: yep.
55:00 <Serenity> you know sex offender doesnt necessarily mean children right
55:00 <Serenity> you're the one who went there
55:00 <screwss> sex offender may as well be
55:00 <Thoth> this reminds me of school
55:00 <Chester_Chester_Childmolester> Guilty mind?
55:00 <screwss> are we actually comparing different sex crimes?
55:00 <Chester_Chester_Childmolester> Thoth: Me too. I love it.
55:00 <Thoth> when i was like 8
55:00 <Thoth> just saying
55:00 <Serenity> Thoth if we wanted to act like grown ups we wouldnt be here. if you dont like it you're in the wrong place champ
56:00 <Maurice> Why has Thoth gone back to being semi normal
56:00 <Maurice> I can't keep up
56:00 <screwss> Thoth: true that
56:00 <Serenity> bottom
56:00 <Serenity> lol
56:00 <screwss> :P
56:00 <Thoth> maurice tits or gtfo
56:00 <Maurice> I'd love some, so now you gtfo
57:00 <Chester_Chester_Childmolester> How about this screwss.  You come up with something that makes me angry. I will never say anything to you or about you on this server ever again. 
57:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
57:00 <Maurice> SKIRMISH HAS A LITTLE WINKY
57:00 <Maurice> :o
57:00 <Maurice> Thats harsh
57:00 <Serenity> SKIRMISH HAS NO PUBES
57:00 <ShadowLurker> winky winky bum bum poo poo titty titty winky winky bum bum pooooo
57:00 <Skirmish> I shaved them once. Experimenting. Got mad ingrown hairs. Never done it again.
57:00 <Maurice> Thats abrasive
58:00 <screwss> id love, LOVE TO actually believe that Girlish
58:00 <Maurice> Oh timing on that was perfect
58:00 <Serenity> i need to get a new razor im starting to grow a rhino horn
58:00 <Skirmish> Girlish? Are you hitting on me?
58:00 <screwss> but the fact is, people like you thrive on the misery of others
58:00 <Serenity> its not attractive
58:00 <Maurice> Lol rhino horn
58:00 <screwss> andd i just know you too well.
58:00 <Maurice> Get the one I have, culls without cutting before you get down to the blade
58:00 <screwss> 00:58	sh4dz	sup niggers
59:00 <screwss> eugh
59:00 <Skirmish> It is true that I find happiness in the misfortune of others. 
59:00 <Maurice> Who doesn't
59:00 <Maurice> Like watching kids walk into poles and old people breaking hips
59:00 <Skirmish> I think I am like 3/4 psychopath because I find it difficult to give a fuck about a lot of people. 
59:00 <Thoth> i wanna snort rhino horn
59:00 <Serenity> LOL
59:00 <Serenity> oh the mental imagary
00:00 <Skirmish> The thing is screwss ... I can still get women ... and I put food in my freezer not girls. 
00:00 <Serenity> imagery?
00:00 <Serenity> whatev
00:00 <screwss> https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es/e/e8/MiriamWeeksFeelsEmpowered.jpg
00:00 <screwss> Skirmish: i can get women?
00:00 <screwss> huh
00:00 <screwss> what
00:00 <Skirmish> Yes, wiminz. 
00:00 <ShadowLurker> youre so bad at thi
00:00 <ShadowLurker> s
00:00 <Maurice> They reject you
00:00 <screwss> i just really liked this girl. this was the one in a hundred girls u meet girl
00:00 <Maurice> Hows that getting them
00:00 <Serenity> you're the worst lol
00:00 <screwss> i truly had respect for her
01:00 <screwss> and the reason i was rejected by her was because i respected her just a little too much
01:00 <Skirmish> screwss: You know that the chances are I have probably had sex with that girl. 
01:00 <Thoth> chinese say its good sex
01:00 <screwss> Skirmish: charming
01:00 <Thoth> what could possibly go wrong
01:00 <Skirmish> That chick you liked ... I know what she likes. 
01:00 <Serenity> instead of worrying about her not liking you back
01:00 <Maurice> I could go sex about now
01:00 <screwss> Skirmish: ill just let shadow talk for me
01:00 <Serenity> realise that if she doesnt like you back shes not the right person for you and move on
01:00 <screwss> 00:41	ShadowLurker	bit full of yourself arent you
01:00 <screwss> mm.
02:00 <Maurice> He was talking to you you dumb strumpet
02:00 <Skirmish> My record speaks for itself screwss. I have had the pleasure of enjoying the company of over 100 vaginas in my life. 
02:00 <Serenity> if someone doesnt like you.. thats as far as your emotions need to go.. they dont like you so what move on
02:00 <screwss> Serenity: ... are you actually being reasonable right now?
02:00 <Serenity> people who dont like you dont matter
02:00 <Thoth> maurice well blow screwss a kiss and you have Indian Service Provider
02:00 <screwss> huh
02:00 <Serenity> yes.
02:00 <Skirmish> Yes, I am full of myself. Success breeds confidence. 
02:00 <Thoth> isp is good
03:00 <Serenity> ithp
03:00 <screwss> Skirmish: you can cease bragging about your track record right about now
03:00 <Skirmish> If you are going to blow screwss a kiss for GOD SAKE ... make sure you text him tomorrow.
03:00 <Thoth> think of the naan
03:00 <Serenity> lol
03:00 <screwss> im old enough to understand that shitheads like you are the ones who get girls like these at the end of the day
03:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
03:00 <screwss> understand it too well
03:00 <Skirmish> ALL NIGHT LOOOOONG screwss. 
03:00 <screwss> ./me sigh.
03:00 <Maurice> Has screwss ever asked himself WHY chicks don't like him
04:00 <milk> "... that was even better, because I was still getting some."
04:00 <Maurice> Or is it all other peoples fault
04:00 <Skirmish> Never.
04:00 <Skirmish> Screwss is a serial victim. 
04:00 <Skirmish> Never his fault.
04:00 <screwss> Maurice: thats how this entire god dam argument got started in the first place
04:00 <Maurice> How? By you being a loser?
04:00 <Skirmish> Same as when he goes out he gets picked on by security guards and projects that onto me.
04:00 <screwss> Maurice: by asking why what happened happened, this time around neway
04:00 <Maurice> I missed the original argument
04:00 <Maurice> Woe isme
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05:00 <screwss> haha
05:00 <Serenity> =/
05:00 <screwss> im not sure to be flattered or annoyed
05:00 <simba> owned
05:00 <Thoth> messin with my dialup yo
05:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One yo
05:00 <Skirmish> This is probably the most attention you have ever got in your life screwss.  Apart from that time when your mother abandoned you when you were 3. 
05:00 <Thoth> :(
05:00 <Saemon> i need to discuss some things
05:00 <Saemon> u there?
05:00 <Maurice> And look at how many females are giving him attention
05:00 <screwss> cheers Skirmish 
06:00 <screwss> speaking of projection
06:00 <Fez> What
06:00 <Skirmish> Credit given where credit due :) 
06:00 <screwss> howcome you're online everytime im on?
06:00 <Skirmish> Coincidence?
06:00 <screws> screwssGoToWned!LooooLLLscrewssGoToWned!LooooLLLscrewssGoToWned!LooooLLLscrewssGoToWned!LooooLLLscrewssGoToWned!LooooLLLscrewssGoToWned!LooooLLLscrewssGoToWned!LooooLLLscrewssGoToWned!LooooLLLscrewssGoToWned!LooooLLLscrewssGoToWned!LooooLLLscrewss
06:00 <Thoth> wtf is with projection. its a cunt word
06:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL
06:00 <screwss> they can still put a bunch more s's at the end
06:00 <Serenity> its an apt word for this server
07:00 <Mew> He'll be sweating so hard rn
07:00 <screwss> security guards seem to have an obsession with all things metal
07:00 <screwss> over compensating for what they dont have? lol
07:00 <TheRiddler> .
08:00 <screwss> dude.. you told me you were a security guard
08:00 <TheRiddler> .
08:00 <Thoth> i like sec guards. they smart
08:00 <screwss> milk: huh?
08:00 <Skirmish> I used to be.  Not anymore. 
08:00 <screwss> so Mew yeh she rejected my call
08:00 <Skirmish> Some people change jobs, their career evolves as time passes.
09:00 <Skirmish> You tried to call the chick that didn't call you back?  Oh lord. 
09:00 <Skirmish> AVO incoming.
09:00 <screwss> Skirmish: kingergarden teacher now?
09:00 <TheRiddler> .
09:00 <screwss> oh yeh AVOs are granted that easily
09:00 <Mew> you should try going to her house to see if she's home
09:00 <Mew> she might be out
09:00 <Maurice> LOL
09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
09:00 <Skirmish> lol Mew.
09:00 <Maurice> Just keep knocking incase she has headphones in
09:00 <Skirmish> Knock on her window ... because sometimes people don't hear people knock on their door.
10:00 <screwss> this is where the lines between confidence and creeper become blurry
10:00 <Serenity> CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN YOU FEEEEEEEEEEEL THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE TONIIIIIIIIIGHT
10:00 <TheRiddler> .
10:00 <Mew> she probably left a window open in case you came over so check them all
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> just break in so romantic
10:00 <Maurice> THESEEE CAREFREE DAYS WITH US ARE OVERRRR
10:00 <Thoth> i felt my balls tonight. close enough
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> wear a mask
10:00 <Maurice> Make sure you dress in black so the neighbours don't interrupt your sexy times
10:00 <Skirmish> I work for a branch of Customs now screwss.  PM me your full name and I can add you to a watch list that will see you get probed if you try leave the country.
10:00 <TheRiddler> take a knife she could be having cake
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> and dont forget a gift, like a dead rat or a heap of dead mice in an old sock
11:00 <Serenity> definitely cut a piece of her hair off
11:00 <Maurice> I'm willing to put money towards that ticket
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol riddler
11:00 <screwss> oh ur a customs bitch now
11:00 <screwss> i love the way you word it tho
11:00 <screwss> "im a secret government agent working for the customs branch at the airport"
11:00 <Thoth> customs are only one step up from sec guard
11:00 <Skirmish> I don't work at an airport.  Although you made that sound awesome. Can I use that when I pick up women? 
12:00 <screwss> Skirmish: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder
12:00 <Saemon> rather be security guard then customs
12:00 <Saemon> same amount of pay
12:00 <Mew> Pilots would get so much punani
12:00 <doctor> it's not a disorder if you're winning!
12:00 <Thoth> hey baby i work at customs. ill let you into country after hours
12:00 <Saemon> security less responsibility
12:00 <Skirmish> Same pay?  Ah no. 
12:00 <Maurice> Serenity https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10669996_905486069479971_1708413048126930925_n.jpg?oh=5be9be6cb3622f294fb5c17887c07780&oe=5493AB75
12:00 <Saemon> easier work
12:00 <screwss> Skirmish: then how pray tell were you planning on feeling me up next time i leave the country if ur not working at the airport?
12:00 <Maurice> Thats Es
12:00 <screwss> why not just be honest first time around
12:00 <milk> 1 little, 2 little, 3 little indians, 4 little, 5 little, 6 little indians, 7 little, 8, little, 9little indians, 10 little indian boys
12:00 <TheRiddler> but you get to see all kinds of shit getting smuggled att customs
12:00 <Saemon> all a security guard is required to do is observe and report
12:00 <Skirmish> I said I could add you to a list, that would get you probed. I never said I was going to be the one that does it.  Wishful thinking dude.
13:00 <Mew> Omg milk
13:00 <Saemon> no need to get their hands dirty
13:00 <Serenity> lol Maurice
13:00 <Serenity> http://www.novafm.com.au/station/national/best-of-the-web/video/dirty-dancing-final-scene-without-the-music
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wonder if anybody has ever tried to smuggle a midget
13:00 <screwss> alright cool so you're just a glorified customs agent
13:00 <screwss> youre basically just the ban who ruins other peoples days/lives (depending on quantity of marijuana theyre taking)
13:00 <screwss> man*
13:00 <Saemon> PandasDontDrive sup man
13:00 <Maurice> And you're a womanless loser
13:00 <Maurice> Alls fair etc
13:00 <Skirmish> I play an important roll in the security of our great nation screwss.
13:00 <screwss> must give you a greater high than it did before as just a regular security guard at the museum 
13:00 <Thoth> how?
14:00 <screwss> lol
14:00 <Thoth> doesnt afp do that
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> not much just watchin tv
14:00 <Saemon> wat u watchin 
14:00 <screwss> Skirmish: my local member is more important than u for this country
14:00 <Maurice> LOL Serenity
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> mike and molly lol
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> waiting for warehouse 13 to come on
14:00 <Maurice> I forgot to keep downloading that
14:00 <Maurice> Was a good show
14:00 <Skirmish> I thought you were doing a 3 day stint in a mental hospital panda. 
14:00 <Saemon> you gave me a fake address PandasDontDrive
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
15:00 <doctor> what ever happened to Mal Washer? He was a great representative
15:00 <Saemon> that other night, you said you'd tell me where you live
15:00 <Skirmish> screwss: You watch too many movies I think.
15:00 <TheRiddler> his psychs are mike & molly
15:00 <Thoth> you know who does important nat security work. royal navy. turning back the boats since abbott
15:00 <doctor> one of those top pollies you never heard about because he was doing a good job
15:00 <milk> the community has spoken
15:00 <Saemon> i got my mongol mates to go check it out
15:00 <screwss> Skirmish: thanks for your comeback half an hour later
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> mike and molly is great for supressing your appetite
16:00 <screwss> in the meantime i got really tired so im outta here
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> *water burp*
16:00 <Skirmish> I don't care what any of you say. Without me ... the chinese would invade.  Jacquai Lambie is right! 
16:00 <TheRiddler> mongol mates llooll
16:00 <screwss> thanks for the entertainment as usual
16:00 <Serenity> i love how much Skirmish annoys people
16:00 <screwss> now hes a racist
16:00 <Skirmish> screwss: Don't be a sook if I am not paying you enough attention.
16:00 <TheRiddler> did they ride their horses
16:00 <screwss> now he hates chinese
16:00 <Saemon> TheRiddler they are a bunch of ppl i meant from mongolia
16:00 <Saemon> why u laugh?
16:00 <TheRiddler> and got stopped by a fensce
16:00 <Thoth> chinese just want to build another great wall to stop shitty mongolians
16:00 <Saemon> you racist?
16:00 <Skirmish> OMG he is happy with his life OMG I HATE HIM SO BAD! 
16:00 <TheRiddler> *fence
17:00 <Serenity> DAMN MONGORIANS
17:00 <screwss> lol im the sook okay..
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol sezz
17:00 <Thoth> wheres the shitty wok guy
17:00 <Thoth> city
17:00 <Skirmish> He is in Southpark. 
17:00 <milk> http://home.myfairpoint.net/vze7fqe8/sprucemoth/Spruce%236.jpg
17:00 <Thoth> fuk u mongorian
17:00 <Serenity> erry tym we build da shitty worl da mongorians cum n break or shitty worl
18:00 <Mew> shitty wok reminds me of Doodle 
18:00 <Saemon> yo tuckshop
18:00 <Skirmish> screwss: If tonight has shown nothing else ... it has highlighted that you are an over sensitive sook. You want to know why the girl didn't ring you back?  BECAUSE SHE'S NOT A LESBIAN AND SHE REALISED YOU ARE A PUSSY!
18:00 <Saemon> send pirate my regards
18:00 <Mew> yo boy george
18:00 <Saemon> you do some of them tricep dumbell presses yet?
18:00 <screwss> wow
18:00 <Mew> i promise i will bae
18:00 <screwss> there was a lot of passion behind that Skirmish  i can tell
18:00 <Maurice> Ok, who made my shin bleed
18:00 <Skirmish> Now you know screwss. 
19:00 <Maurice> Its stinging like a bitch
19:00 <Skirmish> Caps don't mean passion. They are a tool at getting a message across to a dumb dumb.
19:00 <milk> http://www.brandressesoutlet.com/userfiles/201404291048131918698197.jpg
19:00 <screwss> but im also gauging another key critical component to your personality
19:00 <screwss> you have massive inferiority complex's
19:00 <screwss> and jealousy issues
19:00 <screwss> 01:17	Skirmish	OMG he is happy with his life OMG I HATE HIM SO BAD! 
19:00 <Maurice> LOL
19:00 <screwss> thats exhibit A
19:00 <screwss> also
19:00 <Thoth> i always get jealous of cunts on irc
20:00 <Maurice> Someones been hammering Dr Google
20:00 <screwss> youre still obsessing about some girl i liked a couple yrs ago....    just because you cant get a girl you have to pay me out to make yourself feel better
20:00 <Skirmish> Rightio Mr Freud. 
20:00 <Thoth> fuk u mongorian
20:00 <Maurice> Uhm
20:00 <Maurice> He has a girl
20:00 <Mew> somebody get this man a shovel
20:00 <Maurice> He wasn't the rejected one
20:00 <screwss> if ever there was a example of a class A douchebag going tall poppy syndrome, its you pal
20:00 <Skirmish> I bring her up because you get sandy vagina over it screwss. 
20:00 <Maurice> Oh the night just gets better
20:00 <screwss> he has a girl *now* yes.. at 45 yrs old
20:00 <doctor> That's just the way it is
20:00 <screwss> and more power to him
20:00 <Maurice> 45?
20:00 <Maurice> Lol
20:00 <screwss> but you know when i see my friends do well i wann lift them up, not cut them down
21:00 <screwss> think ive finally unravelled the mystery, or should i say, mystery that is squirmish
21:00 <milk> http://www.words4it.com/dap_photos100/words4it_dazzle_7213_1100.jpg
21:00 <TheRiddler> err
21:00 <screwss> er, misery**
21:00 <Serenity> you're all shit
21:00 <Serenity> goodnight
21:00 <Thoth> nutella
21:00 <Skirmish> My friend got sprayed in the face with cooking oil. I laughed. Maybe you're right screwss. 
21:00 <doctor> beautiful duck milk
21:00 <TheRiddler> the only mystery unravelled is how delusional you are
22:00 <Thoth> omg nutella
22:00 <Mew> wow that's happened to me before
22:00 <Maurice> Niiight me choco
22:00 <milk> http://picture-cdn.wheretoget.it/6nrmi9-l-610x610-t-shirt-belt-shirt-animal-lion-cheetah-print-rawr-pattern-cute-girly-hipster-hip-vintage-retro-shoes-bag-shorts-jewels-high-waisted-short-wanted-skirt-lion-t-shirt-cute-shorts-doll.jpg
22:00 <Mew> the cooking oil
22:00 <Thoth> i want
22:00 <TheRiddler> hot cooking oil?
22:00 <Serenity> [11:22pm] <doctor> beautiful duck milk - i didnt see milk post anything and read duck milk.. and got confused
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <Serenity> anyhoo toodles. night me 'nilla
22:00 <screwss> Skirmish: im sure thats not the only time youve laughed when someone went through some level of pain
22:00 <TheRiddler> night sezz
22:00 <doctor> lol
22:00 <screwss> but the worse the pain is the more you enjoy it me predicts
23:00 <doctor> duck milk
23:00 <screwss> youve given me a lot of insights into my own life so im just returning the favor
23:00 <screwss> and i appreciate your long well thought out words of wisdom on matters pertaining to me skirm, and your remarkable memory of things that have happened in my life
23:00 <TheRiddler> you dont make sense
23:00 <Maurice> The difference is, you're serious and he's piss taking
23:00 <Thoth> i care if you bare nutella
24:00 <Thoth> plz
24:00 <Skirmish> It's time to let go of my ball sack screwss. 
24:00 <milk> http://blog.boden.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Outback-flowers-Kathys-ga.jpg
24:00 <screwss> Maurice: although it may not seem like it, he is serious, even if he msg's you later saying "haha that guys so easy to stir"
24:00 <Maurice> Why would he msg me?
24:00 <screwss> i promise you this man is coming from a place of sincerity 
24:00 <Maurice> How paranoid are you
24:00 <screwss> or in the main chan
24:00 <screwss> you knew what  meant
25:00 <Maurice> You need to lay off the drugs
25:00 <TheRiddler> everyone knows how easy it is to stir you
25:00 <Skirmish> If you don't take my balls out of your mouth soon you are going to make them shrivel up like I have sat in a bath for too long screwss.  Let go.
25:00 <TheRiddler> maybe you should take a look at yourself
25:00 <TheRiddler> first
26:00 <screwss> you guys seem to be just as easy to stir
26:00 <TheRiddler> salty bath
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <Thoth> use the big paddle
27:00 <TheRiddler> I like to be shaken not stirred
27:00 <Thoth> row row row yer boat gently up the stream of fucks not given
27:00 <Maurice> I find it amusing in shows when people are talking on their phones but the screen is dark
27:00 <Maurice> THATS NOT REAL LIFE M8
27:00 <screwss> alright, thanks for the memories even tho they werent so great
27:00 <screwss> Maurice: phones screens automatically lock themselves after x seconds
28:00 <TheRiddler> .
28:00 <screwss> .
28:00 <Maurice> Mine doesn't.
28:00 <TheRiddler> not when you're talking on them lol
28:00 <screwss> mines an old droid from 2010 and it locks when u hold it up to ur face
28:00 <screwss> proximity sensor
28:00 <Maurice> Maybe thats in defence to seeing your face
28:00 <TheRiddler> ooh
28:00 <TheRiddler> burn
28:00 <milk> you not trying
28:00 <screwss> and yes it does it more when ur talking to them as its an inbuilt battery saving feture
28:00 <Maurice> When speaking to someone on the phone, my phone stays lit up
28:00 <milk> come on
29:00 <screwss> Maurice: my phone doesnt have a forward facing camera
29:00 <doctor> when you don't enjoy the company of a certain person, bring out your phone to play with. that way you don't have to excuse yourself and leave
29:00 <screwss> Maurice: it doesnt
29:00 <Maurice> Yes, mine does
29:00 <screwss> all iphones and droids after 2008 have this feature
29:00 <Thoth> yay
29:00 <Maurice> Since you don't have access to my phone, you can't tell me otherwise.
29:00 <screwss> Maurice: check again
29:00 <Thoth> A Flare (Greater than C8 in X-ray Flux) Has Just Started At:
29:00 <Thoth> 1524 UT on 11-09-2014
29:00 <screwss> i do know hardware tho
29:00 <Maurice> No, you don't
29:00 <screwss> never seen a phone that doesnt do this
29:00 <Maurice> Bullshit
29:00 <TheRiddler> .
29:00 <milk> how about the divergence of the family. one branch decided to become foster of the selves and develop quality. the other branch chose destiny in mass and chose the life of plenty and excess
29:00 <screwss> even pre-touch screen phones did this
30:00 <Thoth> maybe tomorrow i see aurora
30:00 <TheRiddler> you know nothing
30:00 <TheRiddler> .
30:00 <screwss> mmhmmm
30:00 <Thoth> except i forgot about the moon heh
30:00 <screwss> Maurice: think of it this way
30:00 <TheRiddler> maybe because you dont hang up a call by touching the screen?
30:00 <screwss> Maurice: if phone screens didnt lock then your cheek would press everything, including the hang up button
30:00 <Maurice> Mine often pushes the mute button
31:00 <screwss> on my phone you can hang up by touching a button on the screen yes
31:00 <doctor> have you go aboriginal blood in you, milk?
31:00 <screwss> Maurice: you could still lock it manually
31:00 <Maurice> Seems it happens more on my right eat than my left
31:00 <doctor> got
31:00 <Maurice> Ear*
31:00 <milk> are you asking if I have a bit of boong in me?
31:00 <screwss> your right ear is bigger
31:00 <doctor> yes
31:00 <Thoth> my phone makes calls. u mad?
31:00 <milk> no thanks
31:00 <TheRiddler> ....
31:00 <Maurice> Oh now screwss is an expert on my ears
31:00 <screwss> lol you guys seem to know everythin about me
32:00 <screwss> hypocrisy at its finest 
32:00 <Maurice> I don't claim to
32:00 <Maurice> I only know you're a dickbag
32:00 <Maurice> But everyone knows that
32:00 <screwss> well
32:00 <screwss> cant win the favor of everyone
32:00 <Thoth> screws want to know your ovulation cycle?
32:00 <screwss> but i dont take your contempt for me as a big loss
32:00 <Maurice> Can you tell me mine
32:00 <screwss> when strategizing sometimes you hav to take a loss
32:00 <TheRiddler> strategizing what?
32:00 <screwss> making new friends
33:00 <TheRiddler> .
33:00 <milk> so what have we got, "divergence of the branches", "you are of me" and "our civ is equiv tek"
33:00 <doctor> aunty annes friends cousins uncle makes $1000 a day and you wont believe how!
33:00 <screwss> well im glad we had this talk. Maurice take ur phone back to the store, or go for an upgrade
33:00 <milk> anything else?
34:00 <Maurice> Moron.
34:00 <TheRiddler> .
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <Skirmish> If you are going to go, just go screwss. 
34:00 <Skirmish> The pit you are in has no way out.
34:00 <screwss> skirm you can go back to your masturbating over kiddie porn
34:00 <screwss> the pit of austnet doom
34:00 <Skirmish> Didn't need your permission to do that. I would have anyway.
35:00 <screwss> befor ei do
35:00 <screwss> wtf is this 
35:00 <screwss> 01:34	milk	so what have we got, "divergence of the branches", "you are of me" and "our civ is equiv tek"
35:00 <TheRiddler> write the kiddie porn off as research
35:00 <TheRiddler> :p
36:00 <doctor> diverging branches stemming from us in a civilisation of equivalent tech?
36:00 <milk> did you know sometimes people with AIDS deliberately have children, knowing full well that the child will not reach adulthood
38:00 <doctor> I doubt they were planned
40:00 <milk> planned or not, what is the child supposed to think?
41:00 <doctor> abstinence is key for the elimination of all suffering. if we were all commited to abstinence, then there would be no future for humans to suffer
41:00 <Maurice> That it has HIV which can be managed before it turns into full blown aids..
42:00 <milk> no I meant about mommy working johns and selling it for $$$
44:00 <Skirmish> There have been cases where people have been completely cured from having AIDS.  It is no longer the big bad virus it used to be.
45:00 <Thoth> skirmish is proof
47:00 <Thoth> !hiv trivia
47:00 <Ana_Ng> lulz
51:00 <simba> EpiC LulZ.
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba i found your mantra on fb ;) https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10649629_4542217129505_5100179262588509957_n.jpg?oh=85cab857ea62bda1840097fff5c75bed&oe=5493D62E&__gda__=1422605740_aee8d1c8c825f23fe2630f72af5f9dd8
12:00 <milk> wow, SuperStar?
20:00 <Owen> fags
21:00 <PISSNATIONAL> Owen how are you man
21:00 <Owen> *shrug*
21:00 <Owen> Still in fucking Perth.
21:00 <Owen> who the fuck are you, anyway?
21:00 <Skirmish> It's all on you now simba. 
22:00 <Skirmish> The rats have come out to play since Serenity went to bed. 
23:00 <PISSNATIONAL> blink 182 classic
23:00 <PISSNATIONAL> will go down in history as one of the best bands
24:00 <Owen> So, the only name (apart from Longie) that i recognise is Bastardly_One... and i remember he was a cock.
25:00 <milk> you here to sort shit out?
25:00 <Skirmish> A walk down memory lane is seems. 
26:00 <Maurice> Lol
26:00 <Maurice> Sif not remember me :/
26:00 <Maurice> Since I am awesomesauce
27:00 <milk> http://slowdecline.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/heroin1.jpg
27:00 <Skirmish> I just came up with an amazing way for the women of irc to make money. They can sell their day old undies online. 
27:00 <Maurice> Done
28:00 <Owen> Alright, time for snooziebyes
28:00 <Skirmish> The likes of mayo/plivent/screwss/shads would pay top dollar from their dole payments for some undies to sniff.
29:00 <milk> really?
29:00 <Maurice> Providing we actually wear them
29:00 <milk> have you thoughtof vending machines?
29:00 <Skirmish> Yeah you have to wear them for a day before you sell them.
29:00 <milk> hmmm
29:00 <Maurice> What a cop out, to drive, my husband is 14 hours away from me
29:00 <Maurice> We make it work
30:00 <Maurice> Oh, wrong channel
30:00 <Maurice> Ignore that
30:00 <Skirmish> Is that meant for another channel? lol
30:00 <Maurice> Yes lol
31:00 <milk> why not fly in, get a ride in a private limo, and fly out?
31:00 <Maurice> It's not a limo but he gets a driver..
32:00 <milk> hmmm
32:00 <milk> reupholster in red velvet?
34:00 <mammaltriasours> its been 8 years baby
35:00 <mammaltriasours> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe9VB8t3m2w
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Céline Dion - It's All Coming Back To Me Now (Jul 29, 2011) 6:04 - Category: Music - 2,106,537 - likes (97.8%), dislikes (2.2%) dislikes (2.2%)
37:00 <milk> http://www.prague-airport-transfers.co.uk/_images/prague_limousines_1-2.jpg
37:00 <mammaltriasours> manimal
38:00 <Ana_Ng> wow, cokes
38:00 <milk> http://www.ghisu-autonoleggio.com/img/lincoln_pink/limousine_rosa_frontale.jpg
39:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLvCkxg0BOI
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BADLOVES GREEN LIMOUSINE - music video (Aug 29, 2010) - Category: Music - 13,189 - 74 likes (98.7%), 1 dislikes (1.3%)
40:00 <mammaltriasours> http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DzmqeQggtjo/0.jpg
41:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: mammaltriasours has to go.
41:00 <Maurice> Yeah he's a dickbag
43:00 <Fez> Bag of dicks
43:00 <Fez> Woo
44:00 <Maurice> I'd buy two
44:00 <PISSNATIONAL> who cares about beiber
44:00 <PISSNATIONAL> why do you hate him so much?
44:00 <Skirmish> PISSNATIONAL is a belieber. 
44:00 <Fez> Ud buy 3
45:00 <PISSNATIONAL> i recon beiber is a legend amongst society
45:00 <Maurice> Why do you love him so much, you big poofter
45:00 <Maurice> Fez, to be honest, I'd get half a dozen
46:00 <Fez> Shouldve just been honest to begin with..
46:00 <Maurice> Fucking fuckery, hulu shits me
46:00 <Maurice> None of their shit seems to be played here
47:00 <Fez> ?
48:00 <Maurice> Hulu
48:00 <Maurice> 17 mins ·
48:00 <Maurice> On the 13th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, "Today Show" meets with the last living Ground Zero service dog and her trainer who talks about the search efforts after the tragic event
48:00 <Maurice> Can't watch because hulu doesn't work in aus
48:00 <Fez> I c
48:00 <Fez> 11/9 
49:00 <Maurice> NOT GOOD ENOUGH
49:00 <Fez> Fucking yanks
49:00 <Maurice> Yeah they're back to front
49:00 <Skirmish> I am seriously considering organising to get Netflix at home.  Shame I cannot get the app for my PS3. 
50:00 <Maurice> My son told me netflix is coming here
50:00 <Maurice> Is that the one that streams shows/
50:00 <Maurice> ?
50:00 <Skirmish> It has been in the papers that it wants to expand to Australia but murdoch is blocking it because he owns Foxtel.
51:00 <Skirmish> Foxtel is meant to drop price on November 3rd. 
51:00 <Maurice> Yeah but is it the streaming one
51:00 <Skirmish> Yes. 
51:00 <Maurice> Coz if so, fuck off, I download my shit
51:00 <Skirmish> It's internet based.
51:00 <Maurice> I was on undernet
51:00 <Maurice> And they couldn't understand my logic on downloading vs streaming
52:00 <Maurice> We had fox in the lounge room and the kids bedrooms, different boxes so could watch different channels, the bastards took over the loungeroom tv to watch their shit
52:00 <Maurice> Got rid of it
53:00 <Fez> Lol
53:00 <Maurice> Kids are jerks
53:00 <Fez> I was a kid once
53:00 <Maurice> I just found crumbs down my bra :S
53:00 <Fez> Still a jerk too
54:00 <Skirmish> Snack time.
54:00 <Maurice> Nom
54:00 <Maurice> I got a cheeseburger meal today, mostly because I wanted the monopoly shit
54:00 <Maurice> My drink had no tokens >.<
55:00 <Fez> Suckit!
55:00 <Maurice> I did
55:00 <Maurice> It was fanta
56:00 <Fez> They still got weird fantas?
57:00 <Maurice> I don't know, did they ever?
57:00 <Fez> Yes
57:00 <Fez> Lime fanta
57:00 <Fez> And..passionfruit
57:00 <Fez> Raspberry
58:00 <Fez> And others
58:00 <Bastardly_One> do you mean like frozen coke?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and lemonade and whatever?
59:00 <Fez> No
59:00 <Bastardly_One> never seen those at McDs
59:00 <Bastardly_One> only in supermarkets
59:00 <Fez> Yea
00:00 <Maurice> We had the sprite and diff flavours
00:00 <Maurice> The only fanta is raspberry
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I thought he meant
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the frozen ones
01:00 <Fez> Nup
01:00 <Fez> Didnt
04:00 <Bastardly_One> damn today
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the day america cries
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got a friend in NYC who lost someone on 9/11 so I have to be careful
04:00 <BlackDevil> and yesterday was suicide day
04:00 <BlackDevil> funny timing
04:00 <Maurice> I only remembered an hour ago its 9/11
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm reminded a lot for the reason I said 
05:00 <Maurice> I remember getting up and my current fuck (now my husband) goes 'the twin towers have fallen' and I go 'what twin towers'
06:00 <Fez> I wanted to watch cartoons
06:00 <Fez> But couldnt
06:00 <Skirmish> My boss at the time was in America. Thought I had lost my job cause the cunt was dead. Found out he got an early flight to where he was going and landed 20mins before they closed the airspace.
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember where I was exactly at 10:45pm on that day/evening
06:00 <Maurice> I wanted to play tetris but they hogged the tv
07:00 <Maurice> Selfish prick, Skirmish
07:00 <Skirmish> Well losing my job would have been a tragedy! 
07:00 <Maurice> I totes agree
08:00 <Maurice> I was 20 when it happened
08:00 <Maurice> Thats like, 30 yrs ago
08:00 <Skirmish> You are only 25 though ... 
09:00 <Maurice> So true
09:00 <Maurice> I was minus lots of years
09:00 <PISSNATIONAL> we are young
09:00 <PISSNATIONAL> young spirits 
09:00 <Skirmish> You're a fucking idiot.
09:00 <Maurice> So lets set the world on fire, we can burn brighter, than the sun
09:00 <PISSNATIONAL> how old are you Skirmish again?
09:00 <Maurice> He's 70
10:00 <Maurice> PISSNATIONAL is basically dead
11:00 <Skirmish> I am 36 PISSNATIONAL. want a dick pic now?
11:00 <Maurice> I DO
12:00 <Skirmish> I don't want to be responsible for ruining your marriage Maurice. 
12:00 <Maurice> Hang on, what
12:00 <Maurice> I'm not really married
12:00 <Maurice> I just lie lots
13:00 <Skirmish> lol
13:00 <Maurice> So send
14:00 <Maurice> dick pic dick pic dick pic *chants*
14:00 <Skirmish> I don't have one. 
14:00 <PISSNATIONAL> 36 is a good age
14:00 <PISSNATIONAL> not old at all
14:00 <Skirmish> My penis has never been photographed. 
14:00 <Maurice> You what
14:00 <PISSNATIONAL> 36 you are almost in prime of your life mate
14:00 <Maurice> How is this possible
15:00 <Maurice> He's hit menopause
15:00 <Skirmish> Yes Maurice ... many women believe I have hit menopause because I have paused time, and stopped aging. SWAG.
16:00 <Maurice> Damn, you icon, you
16:00 <Skirmish> I can't help it if I look stunning. 
16:00 <Skirmish> GOD MADE ME THIS WAY! 
17:00 <Maurice> OK Lady GaGa
17:00 <PISSNATIONAL> if u think life is over at 36 Skirmish i feel very sorry for you
17:00 <PISSNATIONAL> maybe t hats why you use irc at ur age not sure
17:00 <Maurice> Oh great, who gave my cat the noisy sheep toy that squeaks like a mouse
18:00 <Skirmish> When did I say life was over?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you did 
18:00 <Maurice> PISSNATIONAL is an expert
18:00 <Skirmish> He's a fucking idiot.
18:00 <PISSNATIONAL> pissssssssssssssssss
18:00 <Maurice> That too
18:00 <PISSNATIONAL> Maurice ur over the age of 35
18:00 <Maurice> Nope, I'm not
18:00 <Maurice> Idiot.
18:00 <PISSNATIONAL> but ur not Skirmish the pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
18:00 <Skirmish> Is that plivent?  Is that the tosser that was sending me "hacking code" in PM yesterday morning?
18:00 <Maurice> I'm 27 you giant douche
18:00 <PISSNATIONAL> shipping card boy
19:00 <PISSNATIONAL> collect the slips
19:00 <PISSNATIONAL> process = Skirmish
19:00 <Skirmish> I have no idea what you are talking about.
19:00 <Bastardly_One> better than no job at all 
19:00 <Skirmish> What is a shipping card boy?
19:00 <PISSNATIONAL> true Bastardly_One u would know i know man
19:00 <PISSNATIONAL> the slips
19:00 <PISSNATIONAL> process them
19:00 <PISSNATIONAL> yep thats checked
19:00 <Skirmish> What slips?
20:00 <PISSNATIONAL> checked
20:00 <PISSNATIONAL> yep checked
20:00 <Skirmish> You're as fried as shads mate. 
20:00 <PISSNATIONAL> im more fried 
21:00 <PISSNATIONAL> im as fried as a cheese stick
22:00 <Bastardly_One> wish there was a way to get inside my arm and twist that muscle that goes from your shoulder and down your arm
22:00 <PISSNATIONAL> no reason given
23:00 <PISSNATIONAL> fucking pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> none needed
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you've been annoying for weeks
23:00 <PISSNATIONAL> fucking PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS NATIONAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:00 <Maurice> Ugh
23:00 <Maurice> Done
23:00 <Maurice> Oh stebie did it for me
25:00 <Bastardly_One> big celebration tonight?
25:00 <Maurice> For me? Yes
25:00 <Maurice> MIL leaves tomorrow
26:00 <Bastardly_One> today now 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah that's what I was talking about 
26:00 <Maurice> That to
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I can
27:00 <Bastardly_One> t
27:00 <Bastardly_One> grrrrrrrrrr
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I cant wait for 8 days
28:00 <Bastardly_One> if I don't get what I want for my birthday I'm getting it myself 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> the PS4 Destiny bundle
28:00 <Maurice> I'm so hungry, but I wont cook coz shes here
28:00 <Maurice> Pfft, ps4 is old school
28:00 <Bastardly_One> something in the oven is hardly annoying though
29:00 <Maurice> Nah, it'll be the stove top
29:00 <Maurice> Nevermind, shes gone tomorrow by lunchtime
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I
30:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking enter key ... seriously
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll hear the celebration from here I'm sure
31:00 <Maurice> I got my kids smashed ipod screen fixed last friday, despite that it hasnt worked since, msgd them, they said they'd fix it, then told me it'd be $120 to fix
31:00 <Maurice> Like fuck, cost me that in the beginning
31:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough on that but that's an ok price
31:00 <Maurice> The entire cost is the price of a new one
32:00 <Bastardly_One> considering if I wanted my phone fixed the cheapest for a screen replacement is $240
32:00 <Bastardly_One> am pretty sure the plan is mostly payed off though ... not worth it 
32:00 <Maurice> It worked with a smashed screen, I paid $120 to fix the screen and it hasnt worked since
32:00 <Maurice> Its been a week
32:00 <Maurice> Noway in hell am I paying again
32:00 <Bastardly_One> who would?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> now I am with ya 
33:00 <Maurice> They can either fix it or refund me
33:00 <Maurice> Their excuse was '5th gen ipods always have lines down the screen'
33:00 <Maurice> Those lines prevent us from entering the password
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't know a thing about them but that sounds dodgy
35:00 <Maurice> ipods and anything apple are shithouse
35:00 <Maurice> If the lines faded thats fine
35:00 <Maurice> But the fact no password can be put in is shit
36:00 <Bastardly_One> think I'll stick with my original idea for a tablet
36:00 <Bastardly_One> a kindle fire or some android one
36:00 <Maurice> Samsung needs to do an ipod thing
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I've always wanted a kindle for some reason 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the tab looks nice 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but pretty expensive
37:00 <Maurice> Cam has a tab
37:00 <Maurice> But I mean ipod similar
37:00 <Bastardly_One> more mp3 based ... hmmmm
37:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure anyone does
38:00 <simba> agreed
38:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I can think of one company that does
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but no idea what their technology is like apart from routers
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Thomspon do one ... I've seen it at Target
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that was ages ago though
39:00 <Maurice> My car plays everything
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but if it blows up because it's shit tech 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not worth thinking of looking into is it?
40:00 <Maurice> It'll never blow up coz it's hot
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the mp3 player
41:00 <Bastardly_One> not the beast
41:00 <Maurice> Theres 3 spots for it
41:00 <Maurice> Not blowing up
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I am saying though there is something like an ipod but not sure on the brand 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> might be like buying a $15 pair of sneakers
42:00 <Maurice> I'm saying, if Samsung did one, I'd be all over it
43:00 <Maurice> Fuck apple in the arse
43:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe they don't wanna put up with bein sued like HTC and Google were
43:00 <Bastardly_One> for basically making an android version of the iphone but better
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the Desire and Desire HD
44:00 <Maurice> Samsung is google
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I had one of those ... bloody good
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah they got taken to court by apple 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> apple lost
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Samsung really have nailed it
45:00 <Bastardly_One> them and HTC
45:00 <Skirmish> iphone is the best. 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> go away and get a iphone 6
46:00 <Skirmish> I've got a 5S. That is good enough. 
46:00 <Skirmish> Mrs is getting a 6 plus.
46:00 <Maurice> Wait, what
46:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone I know of that has gone to android won't go back 
46:00 <Maurice> iphones can get fucked
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah new i-poo out this week
47:00 <Skirmish> Mrs changed from iphone to Galaxy Note ... loves the size of the phone but hates Android. 
47:00 <Maurice> Let me sync EVERYTHING
47:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> have can she not like a note?
47:00 <Skirmish> You don't have to sync everything ... I don't get that argument. 
47:00 <Maurice> My mrs love samsung
47:00 <Maurice> He also gives good head
47:00 <simba> YummEy
47:00 <Skirmish> I didn't find android all that great. I went back to iphone.
48:00 <Bastardly_One> weird
48:00 <Maurice> iphone is nothing special lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> must of been the phone
48:00 <Maurice> I love my android
48:00 <simba> Women, huh?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> the Galaxy series is the best set of phones ever 
48:00 <Maurice> I can sync my lappy to my phone with books
48:00 <Maurice> Without plugging in
48:00 <Bastardly_One> well, my battery doesn't like me anymore
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but never has since day one despite battery life supposedly being good on Samsung
49:00 <Maurice> It just auto links me
49:00 <Skirmish> I had a galaxy S3.  It's at home in a box as a spare emergency phone.
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I have until soonish
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I prefer a plan 
49:00 <Maurice> Oh great, now my cat is being a fucking dickbag elephant
49:00 <Bastardly_One> so that's nearly upgrade time
50:00 <Skirmish> Google store is full of shit apps.  
50:00 <Maurice> Is it
50:00 <Maurice> IS IT
50:00 <Skirmish> Yes. 
50:00 <Maurice> I get free books
50:00 <Bastardly_One> no more than the apple store
50:00 <Maurice> Better than syncing everytime i add 1 song
50:00 <Skirmish> YOU DON'T HAVE TO
51:00 <Maurice> I KNOW, I WORKED AROUND IT
51:00 <Maurice> BUT MY ISSUES WITH THIS IPOD SHOW ITS SHIT
51:00 <simba> apples gay
51:00 <Maurice> YES
51:00 <Maurice> See
51:00 <Bastardly_One> they're even gayer than I am 
51:00 <Maurice> Thats pretty gay
52:00 <Skirmish> I think the android fan club have become as metrosexual as the iphone crowd initially was. 
52:00 <simba> apple is just gay
52:00 <Maurice> No
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ok put it this way
52:00 <Skirmish> Their phones are released just as quickly as iphones. 
52:00 <Maurice> Apple is shit
52:00 <simba> android is ok, apple sux, so go with the obvious choice
52:00 <Bastardly_One> give a retard an android and they can at least do half of the stuff with it 
52:00 <Maurice> It's a specialised thing
52:00 <Maurice> Android is not
52:00 <Bastardly_One> give a retard an iphone and watch them have no idea
53:00 <Skirmish> See, that is another prime example of why you shouldn't type sometimes Bastardly_One. 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and depends on the choice of android for the phone too 
53:00 <Maurice> fawks is a prime example
53:00 <Maurice> She was iphone, then got samsung
53:00 <simba> faux is in her prime
53:00 <Bastardly_One> think it's Nexus
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that she has 
54:00 <Maurice> I've done ipods and I fucking hate it
54:00 <Bastardly_One> there is a reason the galaxy range is so popular though as we're saying
54:00 <Bastardly_One> it's because they're fucking good
55:00 <Skirmish> *shrugs* each to their own. I think android is cheap shit. It's unfinished. Not a polished and presented product. 
55:00 <Maurice> Even for free games I need money in my bank to get a 'free' ipod game
55:00 <Skirmish> The only time I started to become interested and impressed with my galaxy is when I flashed it. 
55:00 <simba> varying range of screen sizes is the best, the iphone screen is so small
55:00 <Skirmish> simba: they have fixed that issue. 
56:00 <Maurice> My kitten has gone insane, I want to punch her
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the 5 is a decent size I'll give him that
56:00 <Skirmish> 5 is the same size as the 4 .... 
56:00 <Maurice> LOL no it's not
56:00 <simba> if theyre finally making a big screen phone, 2 late!!!!!
56:00 <Skirmish> You talk utter shit B1. 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> can't remember the 4
56:00 <Bastardly_One> tbh
56:00 <Maurice> I have an S4
56:00 <Maurice> Love it
56:00 <Skirmish> simba: iphone 6 is 4.7inch and 5.5inch. They are matching the size of the notes. 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the S5 looks HUGE!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't wait to upgrade to that
57:00 <simba> but they still run ios ;~~~)
57:00 <Bastardly_One> the size of a small novel
57:00 <Skirmish> simba: It works for us. We've got mac's and ipads. 
57:00 <simba> i could never b fucked using a mac 
57:00 <simba> just ipods
57:00 <simba> but itunes was horseshit
57:00 <Skirmish> I can even update my ios stuff on my windows pc using icloud.com
58:00 <simba> so they had 2 go, mp3 sux anyway!!!!!
58:00 <Skirmish> Yeah you can get around using itunes though. 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> .flac files *shudders*
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the pain of my downloading life
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and bane too
58:00 <Maurice> Anything apple is shithouse
58:00 <simba> hhhHhhH
58:00 <Skirmish> The ONLY thing that an iphone does not do that an android does is plug in and be able to be used like a USB harddrive. 
59:00 <Maurice> Oh crap, birds are chirping outside
59:00 <Skirmish> 4am here. 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is with that these days?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> birds having no sense of time 
59:00 <Maurice> LOL thats not the only fucking thing
59:00 <Bastardly_One> never happened "10 years ago"
59:00 <Skirmish> Obama is taking the world back to war in the middle east. There will be no birds soon.
00:00 <Maurice> Does your iphone hook my lappy up to the book I'm reading on chrome?
00:00 <Maurice> Dont think so
00:00 <Skirmish> I don't use chrome. It's slow.
00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah!
00:00 <Maurice> It's not
00:00 <Maurice> It's the best one yet
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you can use kindle from like ... online and google books
00:00 <Maurice> Unless you're an apple user
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep forgetting that with kindle
00:00 <Skirmish> Each and every time I have given it a go I have found it slower to load pages when compared to firefox.
01:00 <Skirmish> I am interested in chromecast for my tv though ... which will make me use chrome.
01:00 <Maurice> Even Serenity admits chrome is better
01:00 <Maurice> And she hates it
01:00 <Skirmish> Serenity is an android fangrl. 
01:00 <simba> chrome rox....
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate every browser available
01:00 <Maurice> She never was
01:00 <simba> n00bs!!!!!
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but chrome is the best of the bad
02:00 <Bastardly_One> at least you didn't say you use safari
02:00 <Skirmish> Each time I test chrome it gives me kidney stones.
02:00 <Maurice> Youre just old
02:00 <Maurice> Obv
02:00 <Skirmish> No I use firefox on all my ios devices.
02:00 <Bastardly_One> then what
02:00 <Skirmish> All synced to match the browser I use on my desktop at home.
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't get why you have issues with chrome then
03:00 <Skirmish> IT IS SLOW
03:00 <Bastardly_One> syncs everything better usually
03:00 <Maurice> I bet its not as easy to sync
03:00 <Skirmish> JUST LIKE YOU
03:00 <Bastardly_One> HUH?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> IDGI
03:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
03:00 <simba> cos hes on a mac
04:00 <Skirmish> When I click a bookmark to load a page ... chrome is slower.
04:00 <Maurice> Yuck
04:00 <Skirmish> It annoys me.
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's the problem period
04:00 <Skirmish> I uninstall it.
04:00 <fawks> Morning
04:00 <Bastardly_One> sure is 
04:00 <fawks> Do you cunts ever sleep
04:00 <simba> ffffffffff
04:00 <Skirmish> I have owned heaps of laptops and this mac is by far the best.
04:00 <Maurice> fawks, I've been Faking It
05:00 <Skirmish> fawks: :( back at work for me.
05:00 <fawks> I got woken by a kookaburra 
05:00 <Maurice> Love it
05:00 <fawks> PH 
05:00 <fawks> Oh
05:00 <fawks> Imonly like 4 EPs in
05:00 <fawks> I think
05:00 <Maurice> I'm on ep 5
05:00 <Maurice> They BOTH remind me of who I dont know what
06:00 <fawks> Holy shit I slept at like 8:30pm I think
06:00 <Skirmish> Have you checked out "You're the worst" yet?
06:00 <fawks> Maybe 9
06:00 <Skirmish> Lazy bitch.
06:00 <Maurice> Der Skirmish
06:00 <Skirmish> I am going to start calling you B2 soon fawks. 
06:00 <Maurice> Ive seen them twice each
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I had food and passed out watching more ghost box stuff
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm fascinated by ghost boxes
07:00 <Skirmish> Now the birds here are carrying on.
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I really wanna try one ... just to see 
07:00 <fawks> Fuck off skirmish I actually did shit yesterday I didn't spell my entire existence on irc accumulating stats
07:00 <milk> I have lupus
07:00 <fawks> when I do that you can call me b1
07:00 <Skirmish> lol
07:00 <Skirmish> SHOTS FIRED
07:00 <milk> fortunately it is mostly on the palm of my hands
07:00 <Bastardly_One> so did I bitch ... I wasn't home for hours 
07:00 <fawks> lmao
08:00 <Bastardly_One> not very often it happens but it does 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> as if I'm serious ... contain your laughter
08:00 <Skirmish> Attending a centrelink appointment doesn't mean you were busy.
08:00 <fawks> lol.
08:00 <Maurice> I wish I got centrestink
08:00 <Maurice> Bastards cut me off
08:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf did I do? ... besides shoe shopping? Oh yes ... that 
08:00 <fawks> My wisdom tooth needs to be punched 
09:00 <Skirmish> Did you buy converse or did you listen to Serenity?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> hate the best piece of chocolate cake ever
09:00 <Skirmish> You're a fucking old geezer. Stop trying to be a hipster.
09:00 <fawks> hate
09:00 <Bastardly_One> found nothing I liked and I'm sticking to boots
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I always wear sneakers and boots anyway 
10:00 <fawks> Like fuck me boots
10:00 <Skirmish> My uncle bought Ethan a pair of stylish converse shoes and he just screwed his nose up. 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> so, going to further the search today
10:00 <Skirmish> Love that kid. He's no clone. 
10:00 <Skirmish> LOVES his Hardcore History T-Shirt.
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol at cfm boots
10:00 <Bastardly_One> what sort of converse? he probably had good taste
10:00 <Maurice> I can punch you
10:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone seen Drunken Histories?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> if so, is it worth a look?
11:00 <fawks> Fuck I can't believe I slept like 7 hours, I was buggered 
12:00 <fawks> so drained :'(
12:00 <Bastardly_One> sleep is always good 
12:00 <Skirmish> I can't find them on the oz website.  Converse all stars with some artsy fartsy picture on them.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> no matter when you get it 
12:00 <Skirmish> I will take a picture today if I remember.
13:00 <Skirmish> I will sell them to you B1. 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the ones with pics are complete faggotry
13:00 <Skirmish> You will suit them perfectly.
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just going for these black high tops with shit on the back 
13:00 <fawks> I like chucks
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but I had a good look at them and I am like no thank you
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and they had total black hi tops in my size
14:00 <Bastardly_One> chucks 
14:00 <Skirmish> You need to stop attempting to buy hipster shit to match your DC hat. 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> *had no 
14:00 <fawks> Dumb Cunt hat
14:00 <Skirmish> You're going to end up bashed in the streets for being a dick.
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... whatever ... I have worn converse runners for like 25 yrs
14:00 <Skirmish> EXACTLY
15:00 <Skirmish> Time to move on.
15:00 <Bastardly_One> not outlandish ... they're just sneakers ffs
15:00 <Skirmish> You don't get it. 
15:00 <Skirmish> I hope someone rolls you for your shoes.
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't get it ... I get your point
16:00 <Skirmish> You should be saving your dollars and just getting a pair of blue dunlops with the 2 velcro strips.
16:00 <Skirmish> Perfect geezer gear.
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... you just reminded me of those sad cases
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that wear those with stubbie shorts
18:00 <Skirmish> http://s1106.photobucket.com/user/brandhousedirect/media/Gary%202/dunlop-mens-sneakers_zps492d597e.jpg.html
18:00 <Skirmish> There you go. Buy those.
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't even need to look
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I know the type you mean 
18:00 <fawks> Are you guys 10 years apart
19:00 <Skirmish> There may have been a time when style could have scored you a root. Now you should just buy the dunlops and invest your saved dollars in a hooker.
19:00 <Skirmish> Pretty much fawks.
19:00 <fawks> How old are you skirmish
19:00 <Skirmish> 36
19:00 <Bastardly_One> 9 yrs in a few days then
19:00 <fawks> So you and I are 10 years apart
19:00 <fawks> So b1 is like 20 years older than me
19:00 <fawks> Wtf
19:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
20:00 <Skirmish> I'd still do you if that is the question fawks.
20:00 <Bastardly_One> 19 yrs older than you
20:00 <fawks> lol that was definitely not the question 
20:00 <Skirmish> Just sayin ... 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a lot on paper 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you must of started here like when you were 16?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> younger?
20:00 <Skirmish> B1 would still do you too. He is starting to justify it now.
20:00 <fawks> Me?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen your name for years 
20:00 <fawks> I joined austnet in 2010
20:00 <fawks> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that's only 4 
20:00 <fawks> 2009
21:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
21:00 <Bastardly_One> seems like heaps more 
21:00 <fawks> Yeah no
21:00 <fawks> I used to join oz org as a kid
21:00 <Bastardly_One> same nick?
21:00 <Skirmish> I thought you were the christina that used to chat in #facebook who sooked when I stole her nick.
21:00 <fawks> Only for a couple years then stopped using irc for years and years
21:00 <fawks> Not the same nick 
22:00 <fawks> No skirmish that was a younger Greek Christina 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Cute But MENTAL
22:00 <fawks> She had braces and would join and be like HEY ANY 20-21 GUYS MSG ME
22:00 <fawks> everyone got us confused it was so annoying 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you mean cute but psycho?
22:00 <fawks> no.
22:00 <fawks> I mean Christina 
22:00 <fawks> that was her nick 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
22:00 <Skirmish> fawks: That is why I gave you a hard time when I first seen you. 
23:00 <fawks> I know
23:00 <fawks> Everyone did
23:00 <Skirmish> It's raining ... 
23:00 <fawks> They thought I was her lol
23:00 <Skirmish> She was the one that gave me a screen capture of her and about 6 other people with mayo in a group msn chat saying they needed to all get on irc and attack Skirmish.
23:00 <fawks> LOL
24:00 <fawks> really??
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
24:00 <fawks> That is funny
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that's fucking sad you got to them that much
24:00 <Skirmish> Yeah. I left her alone after that.  She just wanted to be loved.
24:00 <fawks> lolllll
24:00 <Skirmish> I get to everyone. :D
24:00 <fawks> I don't remember as many trolls back then
24:00 <fawks> Maybe I was just oblivious 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you must of been 
25:00 <fawks> But I honestly don't remember them being this retarded 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> was troll central in every channel known to man
25:00 <fawks> I saw flooding and dumb shit but they were all nameless to me
25:00 <fawks> Now they all have names its weird 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> like the old dissing trolling
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish might remember a site called Flame4Cash
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and Brawl-Hall
26:00 <Bastardly_One> specific forum sites to go trollin and flame for cash would give weekly prizes for the best flame
26:00 <Skirmish> Never heard of them
27:00 <Skirmish> Don't slander my good name.
27:00 <fawks> lmao
27:00 <fawks> When do you finish work
30:00 <Bastardly_One> wagon wheels are addictive
30:00 <Skirmish> 6am
32:00 <fawks> B1 do you ever eat fruit lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> eat what?
32:00 <fawks> Or something nutritious 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> some something what?
32:00 <fawks> oh ok
32:00 <Skirmish> nawwww little possum just came home.
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I seriously don't like the taste of most food
33:00 <fawks> Maybe that comes from eating bad stuff
33:00 <Bastardly_One> it's annoying and socially limiting in my age group
33:00 <Skirmish> Too many trips fried your brain.
33:00 <Skirmish> In your age group people put their food in blenders.
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I've done all sorts of tricks ... kind of pureeing works
33:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... snap
33:00 <fawks> I read somewhere that eating bad shit ruins your taste for good food
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but I mean you start going for dinners rather than clubs in this age group
34:00 <fawks> What does that have to do with what you eat at home
34:00 <Skirmish> I had beef strips with a nice asian salad last night.
34:00 <Bastardly_One> [04:32] <Bastardly_One> it's annoying and socially limiting in my age group
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that fawks
34:00 <Skirmish> I am going to go and do something and then come back to a greek yoghurt.
35:00 <fawks> What does being social have to do with what you eat at home 
35:00 <fawks> I still dont get it
35:00 <Bastardly_One> the most nutritious thing I eat is fish 
35:00 <PISSNATIONAL> its his name who was pisssssssssssssssssssssssss national
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I said it's frustrating 
35:00 <PISSNATIONAL> hello fawks 
35:00 <PISSNATIONAL> go roosters
35:00 <Bastardly_One> especially when I'm one of those people that is always hungry
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I take suppliments but most of those are just a waste of money 
36:00 <Skirmish> Maybe you have the diabeetus. 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> so haven't for a while 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you've said that before 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> when I was talking about flushes
36:00 <Skirmish> I don't remember everything I say.
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and needing to pee a lot
36:00 <fawks> :/
38:00 <fawks> Think it's time for me to get out of bed and pee and make some tea
38:00 <fawks> I shall brb
47:00 <fawks> I love all those yummy infused teas but sometimes a simple earl grey is da Bombskis
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I love Dilmah extra strong
48:00 <Bastardly_One> steep it for about 5mins ... and just a dollop of milk
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit is so strong it stains a cup like coffee
49:00 <fawks> http://i.imgur.com/4K1Gv8e.jpg
50:00 <fawks> oldest pic on teh internet
52:00 <fawks> I don't think newspapers can be compared to mobile phones anyway
53:00 <fawks> Pllp
53:00 <PISSNATIONAL> fawks hows the roosters going?
54:00 <Skirmish> I like Kevin Rudd's tea. 
54:00 <Skirmish> PISSNATIONAL: Do you think she lives in a house with the whole team or something?  What kind of moronic fucking question is that? 
00:00 <PISSNATIONAL> just answer
00:00 <PISSNATIONAL> Skirmish how are you
00:00 <PISSNATIONAL> pisssssssssssss national?
02:00 <Skirmish> The roosters are minor premiers mate. 
02:00 <Skirmish> Manly choked. 
02:00 <Skirmish> Time to get shit ready and then go home. 
03:00 <PISSNATIONAL> you hear that fawks... 2 years in a row
03:00 <PISSNATIONAL> dragons didnt even make top 10 lol
05:00 <simba> lokl
14:00 <fawks> Good lord
14:00 <fawks> Some people
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> fawks
25:00 <Bastardly_One> go to YT and look for a dude who's channel is called Badge of Shame
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he looks like Butters from South Park
26:00 <Bastardly_One> funny fella
51:00 <Shenzhen> pee ridden
53:00 <Shenzhen> im playing skyrum
25:00 <Snage> i just inserted an object into my retcum
25:00 <Snage> rectum..
43:00 <Mew> stop saying that, you make me miss stuffz errtime :(
44:00 <Snage> another object goes in
51:00 <Snage> bee_girl do you like it up the arse?
55:00 <Fez> Hi mew
55:00 <W00kie> suck my cock Fez
58:00 <Fez> Oh your not jackie
58:00 <Fez> Maybe u are
59:00 <bee_girl> Where'd snage go?
00:00 <_RAZ_> make love to me Fez
00:00 <Fez> There
00:00 <_RAZ_> use me as your bitch
01:00 <Fez> Sigh
01:00 <Fez> I mean
01:00 <Fez> So so funny
05:00 <Shenzhen> hi Raz subway for lunch?
18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hows the hangover ashleighXtrinity lol
19:00 <ashleighXtrinity> mmmmh great :C
19:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Here I am at work at 6am
22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> poor you :(
25:00 <Fez> Its 6am?
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> in perth
29:00 <Fez> They only 2hrs behind?
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> she might of gotten to work an hour ago maybe
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> dont forget melb to set your clocks forward an hour on sunday LOL
44:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Been here since 6 :)
00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> LOL
02:00 <Loof> hey Snoopys_Cumship
02:00 <Loof> how's the small dick going?
02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck off Loof you cum gizzling queer
02:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOOOL @ LOOF
03:00 <Serenity> mmm
03:00 <Serenity> cumship
03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol Serenity
04:00 <ShadowLurker> hahah
11:00 <Loof> gtfo hagrid
11:00 <Loof> i can smell your cunt
11:00 <Loof> it smells like limp meth wang
12:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
13:00 <Lumeah> Lol creative 
13:00 <ShadowLurker> we will never die alone
13:00 <ShadowLurker> juggalos will carry on
14:00 <ShadowLurker> swing our hatchets if we must
14:00 <ShadowLurker> each and every one of us
17:00 <Shenzhen> shut up
17:00 <ShadowLurker> lol dis cunt
20:00 <Loof> Shenzhen loved the D
24:00 <Loof> cockspew stew
26:00 <Shenzhen> shut up
28:00 <ShadowLurker> Shenzhen sounds like a bit of a squeezer
31:00 <ShadowLurker> the mud, water, air and blood
32:00 <ShadowLurker> lotus is your nightmare
34:00 <Shenzhen> shut up idiot
36:00 <ShadowLurker> tell me whos here to die for my blood
39:00 <ShadowLurker> in the news today
42:00 <ShadowLurker> the grave aint no place for a psycho thug killer
54:00 <Thoth> hi shut up idiot
56:00 <Serenity> lol i like on the relationship map thats no direct line to me and ana ng
25:00 <Thoth> lame
26:00 <Thoth> forecasted cloud tomorrow night
05:00 <MusiciaN> who wants to take a quick pole
05:00 <MusiciaN> who would you rather
05:00 <MusiciaN> lois griffan
05:00 <MusiciaN> or franny smith
07:00 <ShadowLurker> POLE
10:00 <Shadowgate> MusiciaN is funny lol
10:00 <MusiciaN> i have drugs in my bum
10:00 <Bert187> As Salaamu Alaikum, inshaAllah jumaah khutbah
11:00 <MusiciaN> my penis is great
12:00 <MusiciaN> if i drew eyes on it and put a little beard on it muslims would pray towards my house instead of mecha
21:00 <Bert187> are u satan MusiciaN ?
23:00 <MusiciaN> noooooo...
23:00 <MusiciaN> i don't think so
23:00 <MusiciaN> i have parents
23:00 <MusiciaN> so i'm pretty sure i'm not
25:00 <MusiciaN> ahhhhhhhhh
25:00 <MusiciaN> road to rupert is on the tv
25:00 <MusiciaN> my favourite fam guy ep
52:00 <MusiciaN> stinky j
52:00 <MusiciaN> wasssup
54:00 <slinky_J> nuffin gamin
54:00 <slinky_J> u?
00:00 <Floss> hey heyhey
02:00 <Skirmish> Get a job slinky_J.
03:00 <Skirmish> Welcome Ana_Ng.  Great to have you with us again. 
04:00 <Skirmish> I still haven't managed to find those pictures that you claim to have put on my computer.
05:00 <MusiciaN> i'm drinking
05:00 <MusiciaN> and falling asleep
05:00 <Skirmish> I am watching a uni lecture. 
05:00 <slinky_J> lol
05:00 <Skirmish> 2 screens ftw
06:00 <MusiciaN> mmmmmmm
06:00 <MusiciaN> yeah i've got family guy on
06:00 <MusiciaN> run out of things to watch
08:00 <Skirmish> I am watching youtube videos now about a rasta that goes around pushing cars off cliffs/piers because he eats JAPP chocolate bars and they give you more energy.
08:00 <Lumeah> Why do u wanna be awake? 
08:00 <Skirmish> If you pulled Lumeah's pants down you would be running away in horror ... not giggling.
08:00 <Skirmish> A visual stench cloud would be following you. 
08:00 <Lumeah> Wanna bet. 
09:00 <MusiciaN> you're stupid
09:00 <Lumeah> Lol
09:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish's gfs face is a visual horror
09:00 <slinky_J> he cant talk.
09:00 <slinky_J> she looks like a man.
09:00 <MusiciaN> ha
10:00 <Skirmish> You can't even get a girl that looks like a man slinky_J so I am still doing better than you.
10:00 <Skirmish> Don't be jelly.
10:00 <ShadowLurker> looool
11:00 <MusiciaN> well i'm married
11:00 <MusiciaN> does that make me the best
12:00 <ShadowLurker> hands up whose rooted in the last week
12:00 <Skirmish> Not when you're pulling the pants off internet ferals MusiciaN. 
12:00 <static> i got hacked
12:00 <MusiciaN> you're so mean
12:00 <ShadowLurker> lol internet ferals
12:00 <{LeE}> O_o
12:00 <static> hacked in the bum
12:00 <{LeE}> u r thos 2 ppl
13:00 <MusiciaN> Lumeah is cute as
13:00 <{LeE}> err who even
13:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah looks like Marge's sisters off the simpsons. 
13:00 <Serenity> cute compared to what?
13:00 <Serenity> a fraggle?
13:00 <ShadowLurker> musician is blind
13:00 <Skirmish> MusiciaN: Is marriage the reason you now have low standards? 
13:00 <ShadowLurker> shes cute for a melted troll doll
14:00 <Skirmish> If so ... I am cancelling my wedding.
14:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
14:00 <MusiciaN> they used to be lower
14:00 <{LeE}> :/
14:00 <Serenity> ive seen chewed mintys that look better
14:00 <Skirmish> To be fair though ... doesn't cute mean "Ugly but interesting?"  No ... she's not interesting. That doesn't fit. 
14:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahahah
14:00 <MusiciaN> no that's a myth from the 6th grade
15:00 <MusiciaN> you're supposed to know that by now
15:00 <Serenity> yeah no thats not what cute means lol
15:00 <Skirmish> I like that definition. 
15:00 <ShadowLurker> shes lucky she has a vagina or shed have a bounty on her head
15:00 <MusiciaN> lol.. Skirmish meet the dictionary
15:00 <MusiciaN> jesus christ
16:00 <MusiciaN> what the fuck
16:00 <Serenity> i dont like to pick on chicks for their looks but her attitude makes her a fuck bag
16:00 <MusiciaN> yeah and your personality is so appealing
16:00 <ShadowLurker> dumb as a post
16:00 <ShadowLurker> it is
16:00 <Skirmish> I heard that Lumeah went to a dress up party and didn't realise you had to dress up.  She won the best outfit of the night for her chewbacca outfit. 
16:00 <MusiciaN> bitchiness is so hot
16:00 <Serenity> you wouldnt have a clue what my personality is lol
16:00 <ShadowLurker> serenity is amazing
16:00 <Floss> omg skirmish hahaha
17:00 <Serenity> howdy floss
17:00 <Floss> hihi
17:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish I'd rather never root again if it means I don't have to push my cock up a farm animal like your gf 
17:00 <Floss> i wanted to do movember speaking of hairy bitches
17:00 <ShadowLurker> loool
17:00 <Serenity> i could do movember
17:00 <slinky_J> gf/bf ...
17:00 <Serenity> serious lip stubble
17:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J: What are you talking about? That is your only option anyway.
17:00 <Floss> lol serenity i could go 2 weeks and be on par with most blokes rofl
17:00 <ShadowLurker> says cpt loner
18:00 <Floss> i want to braid it
18:00 <Serenity> hahah
18:00 <Serenity> do you wax?
18:00 <slinky_J> stop fooling yourself dude
18:00 <Floss> hell yes
18:00 <Serenity> i used to use those nads facial wands
18:00 <Floss> mostly the outer edges
18:00 <slinky_J> no wonder you're so mean on irc
18:00 <Serenity> but i just hair cream cause im a sook
18:00 <Floss> aww baby\
18:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahaha
18:00 <Floss> haha
18:00 <Skirmish> lol "I know, I will bag out his mrs ... that will get him!!"  You artard slinky_J.  
18:00 <ShadowLurker> pot kettle etc
18:00 <Floss> id do it for u i use niiiiiceee wax
18:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
18:00 <Floss> im sucha baby too i have to do mine when shop is shut
19:00 <Serenity> i tried to wax my vag once
19:00 <Serenity> never again
19:00 <ShadowLurker> oh god
19:00 <slinky_J> you bagged out Lumeah
19:00 <Skirmish> Waxed vag is the BEST. 
19:00 <Floss> otherwise ppl think im killing someone in here
19:00 <slinky_J> i was just sticking up for her.
19:00 <Skirmish> You're still not going to get laid though slinky_J. 
19:00 <Floss> chicks astound me with down there waxing
19:00 <ShadowLurker> she wont fuck you either
19:00 <Shadowgate> FLoss is adorable
19:00 <Maurice> (11:13:49) (Skirmish): MusiciaN: Is marriage the reason you now have low standards?
19:00 <Serenity> id love to get it done
19:00 <Floss> it doesnt bother them AT ALL what imdoing
19:00 <Maurice> Thats my reason
19:00 <Floss> im loike rip sorry rip sorry
20:00 <Serenity> they must go numb after a while
20:00 <Lumeah> Thanks slinky_J  babes
20:00 <slinky_J> if all you care about is getting laid, i suppose rooting barn animals is just your thing Skirmish
20:00 <slinky_J> always lumes :P
20:00 <Skirmish> What is it with you talking about having sex with animals slinky_J?  
20:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahahhaha hagrid n moonface
20:00 <Serenity> i wonder if you massaged elma cream into your vag
20:00 <Serenity> if it would help
20:00 <Serenity> haha
20:00 <Serenity> emla
21:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: You just want an excuse to massage your va-jayjay.
21:00 <Serenity> oh i dont need an excuse for that
21:00 <ShadowLurker> any excuse
22:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J: If you want to be Chewbacca's best mate you should change your irc nick to HAN_SOLO
23:00 <Skirmish> Or maybe you can ride on her shoulders and change your nick to YODA. 
26:00 <Serenity> iiiiiiiiiiitssss alllllll oooverrr
28:00 <Ana_Ng> skirmish is known as Hand Solo
29:00 <Skirmish> I was wondering how long until the abominable snowthing commented. 
29:00 <Skirmish> http://www.amazon.com/Alberta-Abominable-Snowthing-Confident-Readers/dp/0140385673     <------- I didn't know they wrote books about you Ana_Ng ... or should I say "Alberta". 
30:00 <Skirmish> Now ... stop interupting my study time. 
30:00 <{LeE}> O_O
31:00 <Skirmish> You hush too houso breeder. *points and frowns*
31:00 <Mew> Skirmish I'm going on another nature adventure today
31:00 <Mew> Except this time we're naked
31:00 <Skirmish> I'm aroused.  Where are you going to visit?
32:00 <{LeE}> ive been at work all morning geebas how is that being a houso 
32:00 <Mew> It'll take a while to walk to where you are
32:00 <Mew> But we'll give it our best
32:00 <Skirmish> lol Mew I will leave the front light on so you know it's my place.  Will put a sign in the window even.
32:00 <Mew> Fuck yeah
33:00 <Skirmish> "ALL MEWS WELCOME"
33:00 <Skirmish> What do you do for work Lee? 
38:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Violent J : Get Out Da Way [GOTJ 2008 Solo Album - 2008]
39:00 <{LeE}> work at coles then i work with my bro's gf in the arvos 
41:00 <{LeE}> well most hours i work for her coz i take all the calls n book all the appts for her for nails waxing n spray tanning n all that 
41:00 <Mew> I cried with bens brothers gf the other night
41:00 <Skirmish> Why was she crying?
41:00 <Picard> Hello
41:00 <ShadowLurker> anal
41:00 <Mew> When Heidi and Lo talk on the boat in the hills
41:00 <{LeE}> lol what Mew
41:00 <Picard> Boreeeeeddddddd
41:00 <Skirmish> You love drama don't you Mew. 
42:00 <Mew> She's like "this makes me cry err time" looked over and I was bawling my eyes out LOL
42:00 <Picard> Airports are boring
42:00 <{LeE}> lol
42:00 <Skirmish> Picard: Well they aren't designed to be theme parks.
42:00 <Skirmish> I dare you to try and sneak some items through customs.
42:00 <Picard> That's a thought. Someone should do that. 
42:00 <Picard> Dubai maybe?
43:00 <Picard> Arabs like to be different
43:00 <Skirmish> Dubai have shopping centres with areas where it snows and you can ski. 
43:00 <Mew> Oh yeah u went away
43:00 <Mew> Wb picard
43:00 <Picard> I'm not home yet
43:00 <Mew> GET OFF IRC THEN
43:00 <Picard> At tulla waiting for connecting flight
43:00 <Skirmish> According to the #melbourne intellectuals, Picard has been in Thailand squashing elephants and raping lady boys.
44:00 <{LeE}> :/
44:00 <Picard> No rape involved.  They love cock
44:00 <British^Meat> lol
44:00 <{LeE}> gross
44:00 <British^Meat> i could believe that
44:00 <Mew> getting a cock massage from the elephant
44:00 <ShadowLurker> i hope Picard's plane crashes
44:00 <{LeE}> lol
44:00 <{LeE}> thats worse 
44:00 <Skirmish> That's a bit rough.
44:00 <Picard> Nasty ShadowLurker  cunt
44:00 <ShadowLurker> totally worth it
45:00 <Picard> British^Meat: U should try one
45:00 <British^Meat> we're the only ppl Picard has to talk to right now :)
45:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NzfF2yXKi5o
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Elephant Massage (Apr 28, 2012) 2:07 - Category: Travel & Events - 412 views - 5 likes (83.3%), 1 dislikes (16.7%)
45:00 <Picard> I have my wife u moron
45:00 <Skirmish> Whilst you were over there did you turn to your wife and say "If you ever leave me, my next wife will come from here somewhere."
45:00 <Picard> She is playing angry birds or some shit
45:00 <British^Meat> put your wife on...
46:00 <Picard> Skirmish: yes
46:00 <Skirmish> I want to see a picture of your wife. 
46:00 <Skirmish> If she looks like Lumeah I will give you crap for it forever.
46:00 <British^Meat> Picard give your phone to your wife
46:00 <British^Meat> lets chat
46:00 <Skirmish> FOR-E-VER
46:00 <Picard> I actually put a 16 yo on a 3 year payment plan 
47:00 <Picard> 100000 baht
47:00 <{LeE}> wtf
47:00 <Picard> {LeE}: ??!?
47:00 <Picard> :)
47:00 <Lumeah> Youd. Iss me. Skirmy 
48:00 <Lumeah> Miss... Lol shut up
48:00 <Thoth> !hiv trivia
48:00 <Picard> You're just a pig 
48:00 <ShadowLurker> i wish we could miss you now
49:00 <Picard> Lol
50:00 <{LeE}> Can't wait till 3pm
50:00 <Picard> Y? Your dealer arrives?
50:00 <{LeE}> dealer???
50:00 <{LeE}> i dont do drugs 
50:00 <Picard> Yeah 
50:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
51:00 <Picard> Lol yeah I'm skinny too
51:00 <{LeE}> i have to go pick my lil chicken head up from school 
51:00 <British^Meat> Picard, in an airport, logs onto irc, just to shit stir
51:00 <British^Meat> Cant help himself!
51:00 <{LeE}> he's crazy
51:00 <Picard> Oh you mean I get your one hour allowance at dhs to see her?
51:00 <ShadowLurker> what else does he have
51:00 <British^Meat> lol
51:00 <Picard> Lol British^Meat   I said I was bored
51:00 <British^Meat> impossible to have a normal conversation with that dude
52:00 <ShadowLurker> irc is his life
52:00 <British^Meat> no shit, cant help himself
52:00 <ShadowLurker> maybe if he gets permbanned he'll neck himself
52:00 <{LeE}> lol
52:00 <British^Meat> lol
52:00 <British^Meat> nah
52:00 <British^Meat> he'd get mad,...
52:00 <British^Meat> get a new ident and flood the room
52:00 <Picard> British^Meat: wrong. Skirmish and I had a deep and meaningful the other day 
52:00 <British^Meat> GARUNTEED
52:00 <ShadowLurker> belt his wife a bit
52:00 <ShadowLurker> etc
52:00 <Picard> lol
53:00 <British^Meat> When he gets mad at me, he just pm's me the same line over and over
53:00 <Picard> U cunts are morons 
53:00 <Mew> Like father like son
53:00 <British^Meat> hah son
53:00 <British^Meat> classic, i get it
53:00 <Mew> Ripper joke right there
54:00 <Picard> These pricks wish they had a dad like me 
54:00 <{LeE}> no way
54:00 <British^Meat> also Mew, i saw wot Ben wrote on FB, and he aint ever ever ever ever ever gonna get ebola
54:00 <Picard> Ebola is for the monkeys 
54:00 <Mew> I was talking to him about that last night LOL
55:00 <British^Meat> its not like getting a cold :)
55:00 <Mew> He's such a facey stirrer
55:00 <British^Meat> he'd need to make out with an infected ebola nigerian, or a ebola monkey
55:00 <British^Meat> Which is more likely for him u think :P
55:00 <Picard> Monkey sex
56:00 <British^Meat> id like a monkey, not an ebola one though
56:00 <Skirmish> Me and picard have aligned against the real problems that this channel faces.  
56:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J. 
56:00 <British^Meat> ugh
56:00 <Picard> B1-not-here: 
56:00 <Mew> I said "heeees ben margera, who's toes will he tread on next?!" "Whoever the fuck I want"
56:00 <British^Meat> cant the #cats channel adopt him or something?
56:00 <British^Meat> Honest, he is total #cats material
56:00 <Picard> Who
57:00 <Skirmish> panda
57:00 <Mew> I refuse to let him stay in cats lol
57:00 <Mew> END OF!!!
57:00 <Picard> Panda is a nut job. But I like him and feel sorry for him
57:00 <British^Meat> I championed the idea to the #cats crew once, and shit, even those guys thought it was a bad idea
58:00 <British^Meat> ben margera :) naww i used to love that show
58:00 <Picard> Looking forward to seeing my kiddies  :)
58:00 <British^Meat> Does he have an uncle like don vito?
58:00 <Skirmish> OoooOOo leaving together. Doodle and Lumeah sitting in a tree, the branch breaks and they come crashing down.
58:00 <Picard> Lol
58:00 <Picard> Doodle has more taste
58:00 <Picard> He wouldn't do her 
58:00 <Skirmish> Doodle is the irc equiv of fabio. 
59:00 <Skirmish> He is a pussy magnet. 
59:00 <bee_girl> really?
59:00 <Skirmish> Oh yeah he gets all the girls. 
59:00 <Picard> Lol well he does have a cock the size of a child's arm i heard 
59:00 <bee_girl> haha
59:00 <bee_girl> that'll draw em in
00:00 <Picard> Got bee_girls attention lol
00:00 <Skirmish> Picard: Holding an apple ... don't forget the apple. 
00:00 <Picard> Lol
00:00 <Skirmish> bee_girl is a bit of alright. 
00:00 <Picard> She is
00:00 <Picard> I like Her
00:00 <Mew> Cats is a special environment he'd throw off the balance, we have retards, crazies, a few saneys and sneakys, we don't need panda
00:00 <bee_girl> should i leave now?
00:00 <Skirmish> I bet she could give the girls in the bewbs picture a run for their money. 
01:00 <Skirmish> lol Mew. 
01:00 <Picard> Sure would Skirmish 
01:00 <Picard> Mew I go to cats :)
01:00 <Skirmish> Mew can you compare your boobs with bee_girl and let us know who wins please? 
01:00 <Skirmish> I am too much of a gentleman to ask to see her boobs and judge for myself. 
02:00 <Picard> I will ask. I'm a pig 
02:00 <Mew> Send em over b guuurl
02:00 <Picard> bee_girl: Can I please see your boobs
02:00 <British^Meat> slinky_J, dont let Mew bully you, forget her, im gonna get you into #cats ok mate
03:00 <British^Meat> Puttin you out to pasture in there
03:00 <bee_girl> let me get a few into me first huh
03:00 <bee_girl> try closer to midnight
03:00 <British^Meat> I'll go straight to the top
03:00 <Mew> Noooooo
03:00 <British^Meat> We'll get you some help buddy
03:00 <Picard> I'd like to get a bit in u bee_girl 
03:00 <bee_girl> oh jesus
03:00 <Skirmish> bee_girl: I'd love to be able to get get some into you *nudge nudge*
03:00 <bee_girl> u two go to the same school?
03:00 <Mew> No one will even want to spy on cats if you put him in there cos it'll be a wall of uno huhu yea
04:00 <Picard> Poor Joshua 
04:00 <Skirmish> He is a victim of his own circumstances.  Fuck the cunt in the ass. 
04:00 <Skirmish> No sympathy. 
04:00 <Picard> Lol
04:00 <Mew> Our Greek friend called Rory a felcher yesterday lmao
05:00 <Picard> You know I've actually had. Decent convo with him
05:00 <Mew> He's a dirty dirty man
05:00 <Loof> wtf
05:00 <Loof> should have smashed him
05:00 <British^Meat> yer, but youre a dicksplash too Picard
05:00 <British^Meat> u guys go together
05:00 <Skirmish> Picard: Stop feeling sorry for the cunt. 
05:00 <Picard> Lol
05:00 <Skirmish> You will find yourself back on my target list if you keep this nonsense up.
06:00 <bee_girl> whats a dicksplash?
06:00 <Mew> Hes just like that Loof its hilarious not a bad thing lol
06:00 <British^Meat> lol someone called your kid a felcher? lol wow what did your kid do, call him a faggot or soemthing?
06:00 <Skirmish> On a side note .... I found tartare sauce in my fridge.  FUCK YEAH!  Ham cheese and onion sammich smothered in tartare sauce. 
06:00 <Skirmish> So good.
06:00 <Picard> I don't feel sorry for him. Everyone controls their own destiny. You don't want to change it yourself i won't offer help
06:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
06:00 <Mew> He's nailed all these women around town and got them all to do anal
06:00 <Loof> "dicksplash" how fucking lame
06:00 <ShadowLurker> dis cunt
06:00 <Loof> die cunt
06:00 <Mew> True Greek style
07:00 <British^Meat> lol
07:00 <Picard> Lol
07:00 <British^Meat> someone let Loof know that nothing said so far by anyone has been directed at him :)
07:00 <Loof> FredFlinstone and Picard like the same sort of porn
07:00 <Skirmish> lol greek style.
07:00 <British^Meat> and he can turn off his paranoia
07:00 <British^Meat> i wasnt looking at him
07:00 <Picard> Fucking coon Chics don't count Mew 
07:00 <British^Meat> and i dont want to be bashed (lol)
07:00 <ShadowLurker> loofs funn nutter like anything anyone says is gunna make a difference
07:00 <Skirmish> You are scared loof will bash you?  
08:00 <British^Meat> i d d d d d dont w w w w w w w wwant Loof to b b b b b b b ash mm m m m m e
08:00 <Picard> British^Meat: Is afraid of his own shadow
08:00 <ShadowLurker> loof bashes ppl with wet noodles
08:00 <Skirmish> It takes loof a few hours each morning to remember who the fuck he is. 
08:00 <Thoth> i bash u cunt
08:00 <ShadowLurker> lol Skirmish
09:00 <Skirmish> The thrashing I am capable of giving .... this channel should just be happy I am such a calm and fun guy.
09:00 <Picard> Scary
09:00 <ShadowLurker> (_O_) thrashed
09:00 <British^Meat> yer, im always scared of guys who live in other states
09:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Boondox : They Pray with Snakes (Remix) [PunkinHed - 2007]
10:00 <Picard> British^Meat: U have heard of planes?
10:00 <ShadowLurker> all you cunts need to lube up and relax
10:00 <Skirmish> I've got the financial means to visit all you cunts.  *shadow boxes for dramatic effect"
10:00 <Thoth> cunts lucky aye that im not a douche. must threaten them so they realise
10:00 <Loof> Picard should be banned from asia
10:00 <Loof> wont somebody think of the children?
10:00 <Thoth> i bash u cunts
10:00 <Picard> Lol
10:00 <Thoth> angry fist
11:00 <ShadowLurker> the fact that even loof is hanging shit on picard is great
11:00 <Mew> There's no coons over here Picard
11:00 <Picard> Lies
12:00 <Picard> Your man is a coon
12:00 <Picard> U both need to get a job
12:00 <Mew> He's just really tanned all year round
12:00 <Mew> Id call him olive
12:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL @ hes a coon
12:00 <Picard> Lol
12:00 <Thoth> i caught a rainbow trout today. its not fishing season. i know im a hardened criminal and you all jealous
12:00 <ShadowLurker> Picard you have no idea mate
12:00 <Picard> Nigga 
12:00 <Thoth> kind of ruined my fishing though i dont want to eat it
13:00 <Mew> Nice 1 Thoth
13:00 <Skirmish> I always enjoy reading your fantasy life Thoth. Tell me more. 
13:00 <Mew> I bought a hand reel a few weeks ago cos naked frenchie took my rod and I've caught almost 20 fish on the hand reel
13:00 <Thoth> i bash u cunt
13:00 <Mew> $6.95 well spent
13:00 <ShadowLurker> the trouts name was barry
14:00 <Picard> Living the fantasy can be better then reality for most here
14:00 <ShadowLurker> and he took Thoth to a magical land
14:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejM2AVkcVZ0&feature=related <--- Take some time out and educate yourselves. 
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scholarly versus Popular Articles (Dec 16, 2009) - Category: Education - 21,058 - 14 likes (73.7%), 5 dislikes (26.3%)
14:00 <ShadowLurker> shrek was there
14:00 <ShadowLurker> they made love
14:00 <British^Meat> i like how u can say to ppl "i smoke weed" and theyre all like *meh*, but tell em you throw carp back and theyre all like " ohhh noooo u cant do that, its illegal"
14:00 <Thoth> hand reel is all you need aye mew
15:00 <Mew> ayyy
15:00 <Thoth> i catch heaps on it
15:00 <Mew> Its all I use atm
15:00 <Picard> Real niggas use a spear
15:00 <Skirmish> Thoth thinks he is Bear Grylls. 
15:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
15:00 <Thoth> are u saying i drink piss. i will bash u cunt
16:00 <Thoth> u lucky im nice
16:00 <Picard> Lol
16:00 <Picard> Drinks sheep piss
16:00 <Skirmish> You had best learn how to address an Alpha male Thoth. Check yourself before you rek yourself.
16:00 <Picard> Anyways I'm off to have a coffee before I board this plane
17:00 <Skirmish> Yeah have something that will make you want piss lots. 
17:00 <Thoth> leluled
17:00 <Skirmish> Great idea.
17:00 <Picard> See ya cunts
17:00 <ShadowLurker> die
17:00 <Thoth> what kind of fish u catch mew
18:00 <Thoth> i usually only get trout
18:00 <British^Meat> i wanna catch one
18:00 <British^Meat> wot r your secrets?
18:00 <Thoth> they boney as
18:00 <British^Meat> oh wait, you're in tassie arent u?
18:00 <Skirmish> With the bait Mew is carrying ... she can catch whatever she wants. 
18:00 <Mew> Whiting, snook, tommies, zebra fish, rock cod(cunts)
18:00 <Thoth> yea
19:00 <Mew> Salmon off the jetty
19:00 <Floss> bitchcunt i snapped a nail off
19:00 <Thoth> salty eh
19:00 <Mew> yup
19:00 <Thoth> i usually keep it fresh
19:00 <Thoth> i should do salt but
19:00 <Mew> All beaches round here
19:00 <Floss> u fishing ew?
20:00 <{LeE}> Fishing is awesome fun
20:00 <Mew> iFish
20:00 <British^Meat> yer, i reckon i'll try and go this weekend up whispering wall
20:00 <Thoth> it is
20:00 <Thoth> the drinking has only just begun
20:00 <Floss> i go out denmark most weekends
20:00 <Mew> I've got a secret spot you need a code to get to
20:00 <Mew> But I just climb around the gate lol
20:00 <{LeE}> were taking the lil one fishing soon Benny needs a new fishing rod 
21:00 <{LeE}> lol Mew
21:00 <Thoth> skirmish want a mug of scotch so u stop being such a girl
23:00 <Skirmish> You drink spirits out of a mug and you are calling me a pussy?  
24:00 <Thoth> yea
24:00 <Skirmish> Rightio bitch tits. 
25:00 <Thoth> straight scotch puts hair on yer chest
25:00 <Thoth> wtf u on
26:00 <Ana_Ng>  oh noes
27:00 <Floss> i like tequila :D
27:00 <Mew> lmao I told fredbear that he gets mentioned at least 4 times a day in #melbourne and he believed me LOL
27:00 <Mew> <Fitz_> its funny that i am still talked about so much in #Melbourne
28:00 <Mew> poor chap
29:00 <Skirmish> Mew: Doodle said you are the chick in this song  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyWOWjh1wEQ&list=PLHJu99J5nwoM62v8exGsZ-iiyV_oi1Abj
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BACKPACKER BUSH by Dutch Boys featuring Twank Star (Apr 16, 2013) 4:11 - Category: Music - 256,536 - 3,299 likes (95%), 175 dislikes (5%)
32:00 <Mew> Lmfao
33:00 <Mew> Spot on
48:00 <Thoth> a black man, an asian man, and an arab man walk into a bar...
48:00 <Thoth> the bartender says get the fuck out
49:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
51:00 <Shadowgate> Thoth is funny lol
51:00 <Shadowgate> FredFlinstone said 'yes' lol
51:00 <Floss> thoth ll
51:00 <Floss> lol even
53:00 <Thoth> whats white on top and black on bottom
53:00 <Thoth> society
53:00 <Shadowgate> lol black onbottom
53:00 <Serenity> your mum fucking a black guy
53:00 <Serenity> blam
04:00 <Thoth> whats does an attractive white girl and a tampon have in common?
05:00 <Thoth> theyre both stuck up cunts
05:00 <LolinFirf> someone sounds butthurt
06:00 <Thoth> totes. rub it plz
07:00 <Moke> lolinfirr your the one who is butthurt cunt
08:00 <Skirmish> You are always so angry moke. 
08:00 <Skirmish> Take some prozac or something dude. 
08:00 <Moke> nah man
08:00 <Thoth> what can a goose do, a duck cant, but a lawyer should
08:00 <LolinFirf> Moke sounds like he gets buttfucked a lot with no lube
08:00 <Thoth> stick his bill up his ass
10:00 <Skirmish> LolinFirf: How exactly does that sound?  You are obviously familiar with that particular "sound" since you pick up on it so quickly.  Where did you get this expertise in buttfucking LolinFirf?
11:00 <Skirmish> Welcome back Ana_Ng. #melbourne supports fattys with inferiority complexes. You are always welcome here. 
11:00 <LolinFirf> haha Skirmish
12:00 <LolinFirf> you're still a lonesome loser
12:00 <Loof> Ana_Ng have you ever been arrested for being plain old ugly and stanky?
12:00 <Shadowgate> LolinFirf nick is killing of laughter
12:00 <Skirmish> LolinFirf: I would rather be a lonesome loser than an expert in buttfucking sounds.  
12:00 <Thoth> whats good on pizza but bad on pussy
12:00 <Shadowgate> lol thoth
12:00 <Shadowgate> the question was funny
12:00 <Thoth> crust
13:00 <Moke> lolinfirf stfu u fat cunt
13:00 <Moke> ill kill u cunt
13:00 <LolinFirf> suc kmine
13:00 <LolinFirf> rofl kill me
13:00 <LolinFirf> hahaha
13:00 <LolinFirf> you're more tryhard than Skirmish
13:00 <Moke> orly?
13:00 <LolinFirf> I think Skirmish sits on IRC more than anyone
14:00 <Skirmish> I live here. 
14:00 <Doodle> he sits on bath taps 
14:00 <Doodle> not irc
14:00 <LolinFirf> he married a fatty too
14:00 <Moke> stfu
14:00 <LolinFirf> because he knows he couldn't do better
14:00 <Skirmish> You want to send me mail ... send it to Skirmish C/O- Austnet.
14:00 <LolinFirf> how much of your budget goes to feeding your missus Skirmish ?
14:00 <Doodle> for Moke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR-NXv5Tma0
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Major Lazer - Bubble Butt (feat. Bruno Mars, 2 Chainz, Tyga & Mystic) - Directed by Eric Wareheim (May 28, 2013) - Category: Comedy - 12,693,519 - 77,174 likes (84.2%), 14,507 dislikes (15.8%)
14:00 <Skirmish> I'm not married.  You need to make sure your information is up to date and accurate if you want to bait a reaction.
14:00 <Moke> doodle yah boi
14:00 <Moke> love that
15:00 <Doodle> haha
15:00 <Moke> stick it in ya pooper
15:00 <Moke> bubble butt
15:00 <LolinFirf> Skirmish: aren/t you the guy who thinks he's a tough man on IRC because he gives out information?
15:00 <Skirmish> Can you please articulate yourself so that you can make sense. 
15:00 <Moke> the dumb cunt wouldnt know how to mate
16:00 <Skirmish> I am an Alpha Male. You can interpret that however you want to LolinFirf.  Let the fear that in incites inside you guide your fingers. 
16:00 <LolinFirf> Skirmish weren't you acting all toughman the other night because you don't "hide" on irc?
16:00 <LolinFirf> ROFL
16:00 <slinky_J> articulate yourself lol
16:00 <LolinFirf> alpha man
16:00 <LolinFirf> more like fucking omega
16:00 <Doodle> OSNAP
16:00 <Moke> lolin
16:00 <Moke> stfu u fatty 
16:00 <Moke> u fat piece of shit
16:00 <Moke> you are nothing but the shit beneath our feet
16:00 <LolinFirf> hey moke go choke on a dick
17:00 <Moke> fucking bogan cunt'
17:00 <Moke> u go choke on your mothers cock u fucking piss ant cunt
17:00 <LolinFirf> you're the derro bogan here
17:00 <Moke> you sir are
17:00 <Moke> now gtfo
17:00 <LolinFirf> shouldn't you be in the dole queue?
17:00 <LolinFirf> begging centrelink for more money?
17:00 <Moke> i work unlike u faggot
17:00 <LolinFirf> hahah you work your wrist you mean
17:00 <Skirmish> LolinFirf is another try hard just like the shads, plivents and Mayo's of the irc world.  Trafic failures in life that hide within irc.
17:00 <Moke> fucking oxygen thieves
17:00 <LolinFirf> rofl Skirmish ironic coming from you
17:00 <LolinFirf> you live on irc
18:00 <Skirmish> Take a good look at Shads LolinFirf.  You are his brother in arms. 
18:00 <Moke> you are fucked 
18:00 <LolinFirf> you can't even say IRL, because you don't even live in it
18:00 <Skirmish> Shads is by what standard you are judged LolinFirf. 
18:00 <Moke> and u do lolin?>
18:00 <Moke> and u live life fucktard
18:00 <LolinFirf> all yo have is IRC
18:00 <Moke> you dumb piece of shit
18:00 <Thoth> ya'll bitches bitching in a bitch, bitches
18:00 <LolinFirf> lol Moke kill yourself
18:00 <Moke> u first
19:00 <Moke> once u do it ill then get an idea as to whether its viable to die
20:00 <Skirmish> LolinFirf and his merry rabble of losers find themselves on irc because the 4chan and reddit communities both laughed at them. Their trolling was described as "the mindless rantings of an autistic teenager high on LSD whilst watching german porn". 
20:00 <LolinFirf> Skirmish finds himself on IRC because he has no real friends
21:00 <LolinFirf> what would you do if Austnet folded, Skirmish?
21:00 <LolinFirf> like just shut down
21:00 <LolinFirf> you'd fucking cry like the fatty bitch you are
21:00 <Moke> np: [Seekae - The Worry (2014)][01 - Back Out.mp3]
21:00 <Skirmish> I would mourn Austnet ... it is true. I have had some great times on this server. 
21:00 <Skirmish> Enjoys the company of many austnet women over the years. 
22:00 <Skirmish> Enjoyed*
22:00 <LolinFirf> rofl
22:00 <Doodle> amen to that
22:00 <LolinFirf> austnet women
22:00 <LolinFirf> hahahahhahahaa
22:00 <LolinFirf> lonesome loser
22:00 <Skirmish> It will be the dusk of a great period in my life. 
22:00 <Thoth> fatties need love too
23:00 <Skirmish> Thoth: LolinFirf cock blocks himself. He has no idea. 
23:00 <LolinFirf> I'm engaged lol
23:00 <Moke> engaged to your cock
23:00 <Moke> u fuckwit
23:00 <LolinFirf> Skirmish so you basically just came on IRC to make friends and meet women
23:00 <Skirmish> Engaged to Shads?  Congratulations LolinFirf. 
23:00 <Moke> np: [Seekae - The Worry (2014)][02 - Another.mp3]
23:00 <Skirmish> I wish you and your music guru husband all the best.
23:00 <Shadowgate> LolinFirf nick is killing of laughter
23:00 <LolinFirf> because you're too socially awkward to actually do it in person?
24:00 <Shadowgate> lol sociallyi awkard
24:00 <Skirmish> If I was socially awkward I wouldn't be so out there and real on irc LolinFirf. 
24:00 <LolinFirf> austnet is dying anyway
24:00 <LolinFirf> ROFL
24:00 <LolinFirf> Skirmish wow
24:00 <LolinFirf> just look at what you typed
24:00 <LolinFirf> really read it
25:00 <LolinFirf> HAHAHAHA
25:00 <Skirmish> Unlike you, I don't hide.  I am the real deal buddy. 
25:00 <LolinFirf> you fucking reject
25:00 <Skirmish> I am the guy that walks into a room and strikes a pose because people look when I arrive. 
25:00 <LolinFirf> IRC is literally your only social outlet, so you treat it as the real thing
25:00 <Skirmish> You go through life without being noticed.
25:00 <LolinFirf> rofl
25:00 <LolinFirf> man
26:00 <LolinFirf> you suffer some interesting delusions
26:00 <LolinFirf> but hey if thats what you tell yourself to not slash your wrists every night, go ahead
26:00 <SixInchRambo> delusions delusions
26:00 <Skirmish> In my younger and wilder days I would walk into a irc meet, I would strike my best "How you doin'" pose and over the silence you could hear the panties dropping all around the room. 
26:00 <Moke> lol.
27:00 <Skirmish> I suspect I even gave a few guys confused about their sexuality a wide on. 
27:00 <Thoth> masturbation is my social outlet
27:00 <LolinFirf> rofl IRC meets
27:00 <LolinFirf> fucking autism central
27:00 <Thoth> always makes public transport more interesting
27:00 <LolinFirf> IRC meets is a lot like those outings they take retarded people out on
27:00 <Moke> simba fucking shitlist the cunt
27:00 <Moke> ban him
27:00 <Thoth> moke too plz
27:00 <Moke> thoth
28:00 <Thoth> i donate taco to cause
28:00 <Skirmish> lol Moke change your nick to ANGRY_MOKE
28:00 <simba> get off mokes back u vultures
28:00 <simba> or ill gut yas
28:00 <Moke> thanks dude
28:00 <Thoth> dont be gringo si
28:00 <Moke> simba me mate
28:00 <simba> Moke Eed Very Ay
28:00 <Moke> sup
30:00 <slinky_J> lolz
30:00 <simba> lookin for a bangin donk to play
30:00 <BlackDevil> simba
31:00 <BlackDevil> can you ban ChanOP?
31:00 <BlackDevil> shes a slut
31:00 <Skirmish> For the record, I like Moke. He's got that raw rage about him. I think his nick as ANGRY_MOKE would be awesome when out of no where he launches at someone with a tirade. 
31:00 <Skirmish> Ana_Ng: Welcome back. Have you got any pets? 
33:00 <Skirmish> Simba said earlier when you pinged out that you were so fat that when you rolled down the street objects would randomly be pulled into a geocentric orbit around you.  I thought that would be funny if a cat or puppy was orbitting you freaking out. 
33:00 <Thoth> gaaay
33:00 <simba> me?
34:00 <Thoth> yes handsome
34:00 <Thoth> ctc
34:00 <simba> i dont remember saying something like that
35:00 <Skirmish> Don't be scared of Ana_Ng. It's the wrong time of the season for whales to migrate to Australia. 
35:00 <simba> oh youre trolling Ana_Ng again
35:00 <Skirmish> I was about the whale thing, yeah.
36:00 <simba> every1 bored today
36:00 <Skirmish> I am going to see if she has a rage out and threatens to put pictures on my PC that I would find hard to explain. 
36:00 <simba> u thrive off this dont u
36:00 <Skirmish> I have an article to read about a whining feminist named "Sweetheart, this ain't gender studies: Sexism and Superheros"
37:00 <Skirmish> I am using irc to avoid doing that though. 
37:00 <Skirmish> Apparently there are not enough female superheros and it's grinding someones gears.
37:00 <Thoth> how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb
38:00 <Thoth> none, feminists cant change anything
38:00 <Skirmish> How sexist of you to think a woman would do it.
39:00 <Skirmish> What item would you need to engage in sex with Ana_Ng?  
40:00 <simba> skream
40:00 <Skirmish> What is that?
40:00 <_RAZ_> pigeons
41:00 <Skirmish> There someone someone here giving you a hard time last week raz. 
41:00 <Skirmish> Are you pissing people off in #brisbane and sending them here? 
41:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/ek8490Yaabw
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Skream - 07. - Dutch Flowers [1080p] (Mar 27, 2012) 4:21 - Category: Music - 9,323 - 84 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
42:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP93bl1VFBM
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Craig David feat. Artful Dodger - Re Rewind (Dec 22, 2008) 4:06 - Category: Music - 513,804 - 1,504 likes (98%), 30 dislikes (2%)
43:00 <simba> ༼ ºل͟º ༽
43:00 <Skirmish> I love Artful Dodger. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw-Fl_xGpyY
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Artful Dodger - Movin' Too Fast [HQ MV + Lyrics] (Feb 4, 2009) 3:57 - Category: Music - 1,366,056 - 5,043 likes (98.1%), 100 dislikes (1.9%)
48:00 <partay> One carton of Wild Turkey rare breed cans.  $120 *check *
49:00 <simba> ༼ ºل͟º ༽ AUSTRALIA has raised its terrorism alert level to high ༼ ºل͟º ༽
49:00 <Skirmish> Yis. 
50:00 <partay> That old bush chestnut 
51:00 <doctor> Do you have what it takes to be Australia's next top terrorist?
52:00 <partay> I hate tony Abbott 
53:00 <Sunbeam> mornin' folks :)
54:00 <doctor> look to him as if he is inconsequential. it's the only way
54:00 <doctor> hello Sunbeam
54:00 <Sunbeam> hi doctor :)
54:00 <doctor> you seem happy and well mannered, I like you already
55:00 <Sunbeam> i'm a little ray of sunshine lol
55:00 <partay> He's a dispicable human being 
55:00 <Sunbeam> hi partay
55:00 <partay> Hi sunbeam.  We're your parents hippies 
55:00 <Floss> hi sunbeam, just like to say i love your toasters
56:00 <doctor> sunshine and rainbows with sweet morning dew on the daffodils
56:00 <Sunbeam> no my parents were just normal folks :)
56:00 <Sunbeam> hi Floss ..we don't have sunbeam products over here in England
56:00 <Floss> useless...
57:00 <Sunbeam> :)~
57:00 <simba> ENGERLAND
57:00 <Sunbeam> hi simba :)
57:00 <simba> do you have a football team?
58:00 <simba> hello
58:00 <Sunbeam> nahh they are all shite lol
58:00 <simba> most of em,
58:00 <Sunbeam> now if my cat had been playing for England...we mighta got some where in the world cup
58:00 <simba> maybe if ur cat was manager ;~o
59:00 <Sunbeam> cos he has amazing (ping pong) ball skills
59:00 <doctor> hehe
59:00 <simba> cats are our true leaders
00:00 <Sunbeam> cats rool....dogs drool
00:00 <Sunbeam> lol
00:00 <simba> Agreed
00:00 <Thoth> skirmish youtube for sawyer filter urine
00:00 <Sunbeam> so...what's happening in melbourne?
01:00 <partay> Simba is a pussy 
01:00 <Thoth> on second thoughts i might via filter
01:00 <simba> easy boy
01:00 <Sunbeam> hello Owen :)
01:00 <Owen> hello
01:00 <doctor> i'm but an unfortunate case to my cats that they simply put up with me. i'm sure if they had their way, they would rather have nothing to do with me than to rule over me
02:00 <Owen> My cat is the best cat.
02:00 <Owen> (I don't have a cat)
02:00 <Sunbeam> lol
02:00 <Sunbeam> hi TheRon
02:00 <TheRon> jesus want you for a sunbam
03:00 <doctor> you've dodged a bullet, you would just end up stuck with each other
03:00 <TheRon> help
03:00 <Sunbeam> he can't have me...am already taken
03:00 <TheRon> doctor, breakfast in america
03:00 <Sunbeam> Supertramp
03:00 <TheRon> yes!
03:00 <doctor> nicee
04:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UruDuptA3Bc
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Roger Hodgson - Had a Dream (Sleeping With the Enemy)- HD (Oct 25, 2012) 8:11 - Category: Entertainment - 60,063 - 295 likes (98.3%), 5 dislikes (1.7%)
04:00 <Sunbeam> hi BlackDevil :)
04:00 <TheRon> go roos
04:00 <Owen> NOFX? 
05:00 <BlackDevil> hey baby
05:00 <BlackDevil> how are you?
05:00 <TheRon> i want the cats to lose tonight, anybody going upto sydney is gonna get smashed
05:00 <Owen> Yeah, they smashed richmond there
06:00 <TheRon> final round means nothing
06:00 <doctor> literally or figuratively? it's hard to tell with sports these days
06:00 <simba> looololol richmond
07:00 <TheRon> the flag is sydeny's
07:00 <TheRon> i'm just a realist
07:00 <Sunbeam> I'm good thanks BlackDevil ...how's you?
07:00 <BlackDevil> horny for you
08:00 <Sunbeam> sex channel is next door lol
08:00 <Owen> Me too. Hawthorn should be able to go back to back though
08:00 <TheRon> BlackDevil: is chros farley off billy madison
09:00 <Owen> I should buy another bike,
09:00 <TheRon> you bike curious?
10:00 <TheRon> that joke too obvious?
12:00 <TheRon> gonna have a ball tonight, down at the globe
13:00 <Thoth> plz explain the joke i dont get it
13:00 <Thoth> plz
14:00 <TheRon> owen wants to buy a new bike, he's bike curious
14:00 <Thoth> i got trout with butter and garlic coming yeeaahh
14:00 <Thoth> i still do not get it plz explain
14:00 <TheRon> no!
14:00 <Owen> I had salmon on salad for lunch
15:00 <Thoth> explain refusal
15:00 <Thoth> plz
15:00 <TheRon> no!
15:00 <Thoth> are u gay
15:00 <TheRon> are you?
16:00 <Thoth> sure why not
16:00 <doctor> why so sour, Thoth?
16:00 <Owen> jesus. i better download a heap of shit today
17:00 <TheRon> stop being a lemon
17:00 <Owen> lemomparty
17:00 <Serenity> mmm gay
18:00 <TheRon> uber gay??
18:00 <doctor> gaymasterII, master of the gay zen
19:00 <TheRon> led zeplin - whole lotta love
20:00 <Serenity> thuper gay
24:00 <Owen> Keep looking at getting another VTR250
24:00 <TheRon> super dooper gay
24:00 <Owen> then i see the ones that are a good price
25:00 <Owen> and people have done stupid fucking shit like putting on loud pipes
25:00 <TheRon> oscar got off
26:00 <TheRon> i smell curry
27:00 <TheRon> anyone see tony abbotts welcome today?
28:00 <Owen> is he still in tasmania?
28:00 <TheRon> no idea
28:00 <TheRon> i get the impression people just don't like him
28:00 <slinky_J> nobody ever likes anyone
29:00 <slinky_J> they elect them then bitch about them
29:00 <TheRon> i didn't vote for the prick
29:00 <slinky_J> yeah, well only fools vote on the basis of the promises made
30:00 <TheRon> i think i voted for someone promising cheaper beer
31:00 <TheRon> you're as cold as ice, you're willing to sacrifice our love
31:00 <Owen> I voted for him 
32:00 <TheRon> no you didnt
32:00 <slinky_J> as long as the farmer keeps the pigs fed, he doesnt need to fear entering the pen
32:00 <TheRon> milk did
32:00 <Thoth> doctor have you got something against gays handsome
33:00 <TheRon> those who get the finest of hmoe cooking never have to eat at restaurants
33:00 <Thoth> we can hug it out
36:00 <TheRon> band aid - do they know it's christmas
42:00 <TheRon> no lies no lies do it again
43:00 <slinky_J> so anyway i didnt know kfc sold pieces of boneless zinger chicken on their own
43:00 <slinky_J> :P
44:00 <TheRon> the zinger isn't hot enough for mine
44:00 <slinky_J> samez
44:00 <slinky_J> its zingy
44:00 <slinky_J> lols
45:00 <TheRon> george likes spicy chicken
48:00 <Shadowgate> TheRon is cooking lol 
48:00 <TheRon> can you smell what TheRon is cooking?
50:00 <slinky_J> stew!
50:00 <slinky_J> with lots of chunks of mushroom!
50:00 <slinky_J> xD
50:00 <TheRon> BEEEEEEEEFFF!!
50:00 <slinky_J> oer
51:00 <TheRon> might do chicken in a creamy white wine and mushroom sauce tomorrow\
54:00 <TheRon> never gonna fall for modern love
01:00 <TheRon> bryan adams - run to you
02:00 <TheRon> boobs!??
05:00 <simba> boobs
06:00 <TheRon> cats gonna win"?
07:00 <TheRon> i have this sydney v freo grand final feeling
07:00 <TheRon> dunno why
08:00 <simba> POWAAAAAAAAA
08:00 <TheRon> would be good but
11:00 <TheRon> never tear us apart
13:00 <TheRon> cones?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> not yet
13:00 <TheRon> ice cream
19:00 <Sherm> eveing all
19:00 <Bastardly_One> evenin
20:00 <Bastardly_One> mark wil do a meet too ... forgot to tell you
22:00 <TheRon> only a little bit over, you bloody idiot
23:00 <_RAZ_> i just inserted a pineapple in my anus
23:00 <TheRon> go cats
24:00 <Lumeah2> lol
25:00 <_RAZ_> next one of simbas pigeons go up there
25:00 <Sherm> awesome!
25:00 <TheRon> baby it aint over till it's over
26:00 <_RAZ_> TheRon gives great head
26:00 <TheRon> i pour great beers
26:00 <_RAZ_> and you suck cock
26:00 <TheRon> no no i don't
26:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
26:00 <Sherm> lol could do with some of both :)
28:00 <snage> simba likes to feed pigeons
29:00 <Sherm> im not sure what that means - but ok then 
29:00 <Sherm> so whats been going on in here
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-kA3UtBj4M
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Marvin Gaye - What's Going On (Dec 29, 2010) 3:52 - Category: Music - 1,274,851 - 5,784 likes (99.1%), 53 dislikes (0.9%)
31:00 <Sherm> bit on the quietside tonight? or is everyone watching the footy
31:00 <simba> theres no footy yet
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it's only 6:30
31:00 <TheRon> 7.50
32:00 <Sherm> lol so ill be sitting alone then - have no interest in footy
32:00 <Bastardly_One> give it time
32:00 <slinky_J> yay regular show!
32:00 <Sherm> heya slinkt
32:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... I've no interest either
32:00 <ShadowLurker> boobs
32:00 <Sherm> im homealone tonight - so porn time :)
33:00 <slinky_J> ey sherm
33:00 <TheRon> sacrilege 
33:00 <slinky_J> oer time to put in pasta
33:00 <slinky_J> and lick rons steak
33:00 <Sherm> how goes it slinky and shadow
33:00 <slinky_J> sucka
33:00 <slinky_J> OH WHUT scooby poo is on :(
33:00 <slinky_J> good man just makin dinner  hope ur good :P
34:00 <Sherm> yeah doing good  finally getting over this fucken cold
34:00 <Lumeah2> hi slinky_J *hugs*
35:00 <Sherm> heya lumeah
35:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to al green
35:00 <ShadowLurker> stick a faygo  2litre up your neden
37:00 <TheRon> Lumeah2: are the boobs perky today?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm walking on the bad side
38:00 <ShadowLurker> no
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
41:00 <Sherm> fuck walking anywhere - too cold
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I was singing
43:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
43:00 <TheRon> i'm shipping off to boston
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but yes it is cold ...
43:00 <Serenity> cold.. pff
43:00 <Shadowgate> Bastardlyi one is cold lol
44:00 <ShadowLurker> -c
44:00 <TheRon> serenity you know nothing about cold you're in pertgh
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it has got cold again here 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> tee hee hee Shadow
45:00 <Serenity> its not my fault balarat doesnt know what its like to get over 20
45:00 <Floss> home time
45:00 <Floss> bloody blow flies!
45:00 <TheRon> inxs - new senation
45:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck me ... you really need to strain your ears to understand Madrox sometimes
45:00 <TheRon> inxs - new sensation
45:00 <Bastardly_One> soooooooooooo fast ... in a good way
46:00 <TheRon> motors too fast?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> this guy makes Feminem seem slow mo
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he's fucking fast
47:00 <ShadowLurker> ...
47:00 <Sherm> b1 - ill take a pass :)
47:00 <TheRon> lish usa won it yyet??
48:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ShadowLurker ... Serenity
48:00 <TheRon> skip the rest of the games and just let the us have it
48:00 <Bastardly_One> hve you see that guy on youtube ... Joe Goes Juggalo? and he wins the gathering rap battle?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> hilarious
48:00 <Lish> TheRon: I guess so lol
48:00 <Serenity> newp
49:00 <TheRon> france beat spain wtf
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he interview some scary people too 
49:00 <Lish> I know
49:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
49:00 <Lish> Weirddddddd
49:00 <Lish> We beat France
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it's funny (to me)
50:00 <TheRon> no parker or joakim
50:00 <Lish> Yeah 
50:00 <Lish> I'm waiting for real season now
50:00 <Lish> I'm over fiba
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he looks like Butters from Southpark ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulGaxBPk2jI
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Joe Goes JUGGALO (Aug 6, 2014) 20:04 - Category: Comedy - 411,747 - 8,357 likes (98.2%), 149 dislikes (1.8%)
50:00 <TheRon> no aussies
50:00 <Lish> Exactly
50:00 <Lish> lol
50:00 <TheRon> joe ingles could get an nba contract
50:00 <Lish> Yeah that'd be rad
51:00 <TheRon> deserves it
52:00 <TheRon> dante isn't ready yet
53:00 <slinky_J> oh noes tv is boring tonite
53:00 <slinky_J> no good docos NONE
53:00 <TheRon> footy?
53:00 <slinky_J> fuck that
53:00 <Bastardly_One> youtube some vice docos
53:00 <slinky_J> vice?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ...
54:00 <simba> why keep relying on tv when youre on the Internet
54:00 <Bastardly_One> just youtube vice documentaries
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Vice are great
54:00 <slinky_J> i missed that sci fi one on sbs on monday
55:00 <slinky_J> and it wasnt put in on demand after :(
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you should all click that link
55:00 <TheRon> miami vice is great
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and get up to the rap battle
55:00 <simba> download it
55:00 <Bastardly_One> it's funny as
55:00 <Bastardly_One> or when he asked this couple how they met
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and they say "meth"
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <Skirmish> mr_ducati: How is the vespa going? 
56:00 <Sherm> brb - wandering off
57:00 <Serenity> hes annoying me
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> he is an annoying little shit isn't he?
58:00 <Serenity> its just his obvious attitude
58:00 <TheRon> mondo rock - come said the boy
58:00 <Bastardly_One> he does this everywhere
58:00 <Bastardly_One> not just at the gathering
58:00 <Bastardly_One> his rapping is fun though 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I want the woman he gets a hug off
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the topless one where he goes we're family, we should hug
59:00 <Bastardly_One> YUM!
00:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine him on drugs
00:00 <Bastardly_One> scary ... lol
00:00 <Sherm> i hear boobies?
01:00 <TheRon> the drugs that killed river phoenix?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> don't bother ... but this guy is like 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Sherm at a meet
01:00 <TheRon> sherm is there anything boobs can't do
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <Sherm> hell no 
01:00 <partay> Mmm boobs
02:00 <Sherm> what sorta meet - and where was my invite
02:00 <Sherm> i need boobies now
02:00 <Bastardly_One> this Joe guy Serenity is watching ... he's like you at a meet
02:00 <Bastardly_One> an idiot but funny
04:00 <Sherm> ah ok 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and the guy who looks live vanilla ice at the end who gets pissy at him
04:00 <Bastardly_One> *like
04:00 <mr_ducati> hey skirmish, yeh the vespa is good mate
05:00 <TheRon> it's DARE
05:00 <mr_ducati> ill take you for a double some time.
06:00 <Serenity> lol Bastardly_One his raps are great lol
06:00 <Skirmish> mr_ducati: Only if we can get gelato and walk hand in hand.
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm waiting for Serenity to get to the rap
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
06:00 <Bastardly_One> they're awesome yes?
06:00 <Serenity> hes so incredibly white
06:00 <Serenity> not just his skin colour lol just the way he is
06:00 <Bastardly_One> they he does a site victory lap with the plague
06:00 <Skirmish> B1. How much are these worth? http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/24FF2404-8BE0-478A-A7CF-4375CED4A10C_zps2xmqrquq.jpg
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that's hilarous too
06:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on Skirmish
07:00 <Bastardly_One> he is whiter than white
07:00 <Skirmish> They are the brand spanker converse shoes I was talking about last night or the night before ... I don't remember. 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> he does it everywhere ... there's another good one where he is rapping at random black people on the street too
08:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck photobucket
08:00 <Sherm> lol
08:00 <Sherm> i wander back in at wierd times
08:00 <Bastardly_One> get an account somewhere that loads faster
09:00 <Skirmish> Get adsl and ditch the dial up.
09:00 <Bastardly_One> low top cammos
09:00 <Bastardly_One> $60
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldn't of worn those either
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yuck
09:00 <Skirmish> Please don't try to make out you're a style master.
10:00 <TheRon> fly me to the moon, let me play among the stars
10:00 <Sherm> crisis decisionshould it be pron then dinner or dinner than porn 
10:00 <Skirmish> You're no Gok Wan mate.
10:00 <Bastardly_One> orange laptop?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you're never gonna lose that cunt are ya?
10:00 <Skirmish> Yeah Sony VIAO
10:00 <Skirmish> VAIO even
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I agree with your son though
11:00 <Skirmish> It's my sons. Was just doing updates and shit on it so he can do his 1000 word project. 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> they're ugly
11:00 <Sherm> orange is ok - vaio = pos
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
11:00 <TheRon> orange is the new black
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying to find you one where he goes to this LAN
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and keeps asking n00bs to do things like check his hotmail
12:00 <Bastardly_One> or instagram or whatever
12:00 <Bastardly_One> such a knob
12:00 <couleurs> FiFa!!!!!!!!!
12:00 <TheRon> EVERTON!!!!
13:00 <Sherm> screw fifa - alien isolation comeso ut 7/10
13:00 <TheRon> did myles barlow review fifa??
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
13:00 <Sherm> might have to go and get an xbox when it comes out
14:00 <Skirmish> DESTINY
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity ... some funny ones on this ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2GmOHEKlAY
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: JOE RAPS (Aug 13, 2014) 5:42 - Category: Comedy - 48,009 - 1,843 likes (98.7%), 24 dislikes (1.3%)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> including bits of the gathering battle
14:00 <TheRon> what about the age of reason!!!!!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> the tania tate bit is funny
14:00 <slinky_J> pff destiny or as it's otherwise known Bungie Dies and Destiny's Child
15:00 <Skirmish> You are a terrible human being slinky_J. 
15:00 <slinky_J> haha
15:00 <slinky_J> im buying it next month
15:00 <slinky_J> when i pick up ac5
15:00 <slinky_J> might buy Ryse son of rome aswell
16:00 <Sherm> slinky - 35th aniversary of alien this year - might get around to buying my first bluray 
16:00 <slinky_J> wooo hells yeah!
16:00 <Bastardly_One> course I'm not on beat it's because I'm a honkey, I shouldn't be rapping I should be playing hockey
16:00 <slinky_J> i cant believe i dont own them on bray
16:00 <Sherm> slinky - same lol 
17:00 <slinky_J> got the quadrilogy boxset on dvd tho lol
17:00 <Sherm> i have them on vcr dvd, laser disk
17:00 <slinky_J> nice
17:00 <Sherm> :)
17:00 <Sherm> lets just say - my aliens collection is hard to beat
17:00 <slinky_J> i meant to ;) but i winked irl O_O lol
17:00 <Sherm> hahahaha goose
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I forgot all about your aliens thing
18:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno how but I did 
18:00 <Sherm> b1 - its gotten bigger
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd imagine so after a few years
18:00 <Sherm> ;)
19:00 <Bastardly_One> My collection of years closer to death has gotten smaller
19:00 <Sherm> got 3 display cases and a double door wardobe fulle
19:00 <Thoth> aliens thing?
19:00 <slinky_J> fuck nice!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> can't believe how old I am in a week
19:00 <Sherm> lol yeah im 38 in a month
19:00 <slinky_J> if only there was a good Alien game coming out
19:00 <Bastardly_One> 38? that all
19:00 <Sherm> isolation looks awesome
19:00 <Sherm> yeah mate
20:00 <Sherm> still look 20 (and act 14)
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Next Sat is kind of depressing
20:00 <Bastardly_One> going to a fetish expo during the day though
20:00 <Sherm> nice
21:00 <Thoth> are you talking about alien games
21:00 <Sherm> not my scene - but nice :)
21:00 <Bastardly_One> looking back 20 yrs ago I never thought I'd make it to this age
21:00 <Thoth> cause thats meh
21:00 <Bastardly_One> he's talking about the movie series
21:00 <Sherm> thoth - i have all the aliens games
21:00 <Thoth> i like people who believe in aliens cause they are leluled
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember him dragging me places 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'd be looking at sandman stuff and he'd be masturbating over aliens stuff
22:00 <Sherm> lol those places would have been minotuar, comics r us in bourke st, mind games on swanston
22:00 <Bastardly_One> My sandman collection has gone :(
22:00 <slinky_J> have you got the arcade alien v predator from the 80s?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid housefires
22:00 <slinky_J> late 80s early nineties
22:00 <Sherm> lol not the machine - but the rom yes
22:00 <slinky_J> wooo cool as
22:00 <slinky_J> i only have TMNT
22:00 <slinky_J> on xbox 360
22:00 <slinky_J> oh and MK trilogy
22:00 <Bastardly_One> far out the arcade rom craze
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that brings back memories
23:00 <Sherm> slinky - let me sum it up - games, cards, books, toys, action figures, art books, miniatures scluptures
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you should take some pics
23:00 <Sherm> i have :) - just not on the net 
23:00 <slinky_J> very nice
23:00 <Sherm> thx
24:00 <Sherm> b1 - i know have a lifesized alien mask/head
24:00 <Bastardly_One> had to be done
24:00 <Bastardly_One> good stuff
24:00 <Sherm> :)
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you know who deadmau5 is right?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a reason I ask 
25:00 <Sherm> ive heard of him 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> now I have to find the pic 
26:00 <Thoth> is deadmau5 an egotistical faggot?
26:00 <simba> lol
27:00 <simba> he sux
27:00 <Thoth> he has all the sux
27:00 <slinky_J> ahh ye playin bf4 as commander so i can sit back and do nothin
27:00 <slinky_J> huhuhu
28:00 <Bastardly_One> cant find it 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I want this custom mau5 head for the coffee table
29:00 <simba> ahh ye
29:00 <Nikky`> Evening one n all
29:00 <Bastardly_One> evening Nikky`
29:00 <Sherm> hey hey nikky - hows my fav irchickadee
30:00 <Nikky`> I am fantastical,. you?
31:00 <Sherm> yeah doing good 
31:00 <Nikky`> Cool Cool
32:00 <Sherm> home alone for a few hours - so the tv is mine :D
32:00 <Nikky`> Yaaay
32:00 <Thoth> oh life is so hard... I somehow have to eat another two trout
32:00 <Nikky`> Life is hard..hard hard hard
32:00 <Sherm> lol yep - i dunno hat im doing for dinner
33:00 <Thoth> trout is acceptable breakfast right?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> if you eat back to front ... yep
34:00 <Thoth> a2m eh
34:00 <Sherm> lol
35:00 <simba> Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
38:00 <Nikky`> Something you like Thoth?
38:00 <Sherm> depends on whos ass and whos mouth 
38:00 <Thoth> doesn't bother me
39:00 <Nikky`> true Sherm..I saw him eye off Bastardly_One's ass n mouth
39:00 <Sherm> lol
39:00 <Thoth> nah
39:00 <slinky_J> it dark and cold
39:00 <slinky_J> :(
40:00 <Sherm> lol yes slinky - its night 
40:00 <slinky_J> :P
40:00 <Thoth> I'm happiest in vagina. I got hiv
40:00 <Sherm> thoth - same here... not  the hiv part tho
41:00 <Nikky`> I think he means hiv = happies in vagina
41:00 <Nikky`> I could be wrong
41:00 <Sherm> ohhhh - yes i understand
43:00 <Thoth> yes hiv is good
44:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, I don't like hiv
44:00 <Sherm> dammit i hate that - mid wank and the phone rings
44:00 <Thoth> I can't wait until I board jetstar on sun
45:00 <Thoth> I smell so bad
45:00 <Nikky`> lol Sherm.. its terrible
45:00 <Nikky`> What is worse.. ppl who stop to answer it
45:00 <Sherm> especially when i got a time limit
45:00 <Nikky`> Why they invented voicemail
45:00 <Sherm> lol yeah i know
45:00 <Thoth> by sun it'll be 5 days of no shower
45:00 <Sherm> eww thoth
46:00 <Nikky`> ewwww
46:00 <Nikky`> stinky
47:00 <Thoth> they dont have showers in tas
48:00 <Nikky`> Lies
48:00 <Nikky`> ok brb
48:00 <Thoth> imagine the poor bastard thàt gets to sit next to me
48:00 <Sherm> why wont u shower thoth 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
48:00 <Bastardly_One> just tell them you're from tas
48:00 <Bastardly_One> on the way to melbourne
49:00 <Bastardly_One> they'll think it's normal
49:00 <Thoth> there is no shower
49:00 <Sherm> wtf are you
49:00 <Thoth> tas
49:00 <Thoth> hiking
49:00 <Bastardly_One> if you suffer from necrophilia press 1 but we highly doubt you're suffering
50:00 <Thoth> not worth getting a motel if yer not using the bed imho
51:00 <Thoth> id rather stink
52:00 <Sherm> yeah sounds like a plan 
53:00 <Sherm> no i know why porn shits me - every girl is 18
54:00 <Serenity> 717171 press dyslexic are you if
54:00 <partay> Sherm and thats a bad thing
55:00 <Bastardly_One> if you have schitophrenia the voices in your head will tell you what secret number to press
55:00 <Sherm> partay - yup - i dont like being lied to 
56:00 <ShadowLurker> this is Bastardly_One
56:00 <ShadowLurker> https://scontent-b-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10625000_10202738567401665_4877203325882652914_n.jpg?oh=1e5ecbf3349249d27b557a93136e8166&oe=5487EEA8
56:00 <slinky_J> sherm they dont get better with age lols
57:00 <ShadowLurker> he's the one laying down
57:00 <partay> lol
57:00 <partay> t bagged by ronnie
59:00 <Sherm> lol thats fucked up 
02:00 <Sherm> classy move sherm - put dinner in the phone after the phone rang.... sausage rolls take 30 mins in a 180 degree oven........... they stay frozen if you forget to turn the oven on
03:00 <Thoth> ripped cunt food
03:00 <partay> shem turn the oven on 
03:00 <stompin> niggers
04:00 <Thoth> arabs
04:00 <stompin> Skirmish are u still chasing ur love buddy mandy
05:00 <ShadowLurker> eat em frozen
05:00 <Sherm> nah oven is - about to bugger off and have a shower and watch twilight
05:00 <Sherm> ummm twilight zone that it
05:00 <slinky_J> lols
06:00 <Sherm> i think there is better acting in 1960s twilight zone that all twilight movies put together
08:00 <Serenity> fuck that chatty coloured hair spray is awful
08:00 <stompin> Nikky` you dirty whore
08:00 <Sherm> wb nikky - just as i was about to go get naked and wet
08:00 <Nikky`> stompin you penis breath person
09:00 <Nikky`> Excellent Sherm.. i'll come watch later
09:00 <Sherm> :)
09:00 <Thoth> canned means quality serenity?
09:00 <stompin> Nikky` loves it in all holes ;]
09:00 <Sherm> ill let you know if the gf is home :)
09:00 <Nikky`> I sure do.. love it from everyone but you
09:00 <Nikky`> lol no worries
09:00 <Sherm> hahahahahah
10:00 <stompin> thats ok i dont like sloopy thirds
10:00 <Nikky`> lol
10:00 <Nikky`> Jerk face
10:00 <Nikky`> How are you dear?
12:00 <Matthew> out in straight sets for the Pussies
13:00 <Thoth> meow
13:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, we not be playing so well
14:00 <Lish> I want my iPhone now
15:00 <Nikky`> I haven't decided yet..plans don't like so exciting with Optus
15:00 <Lish> I thought they weren't too bad
16:00 <Lish> I went for unlimited calls and text and 5gig data
16:00 <Nikky`> I only pay $59 right now on my old iphone 4 and get more
17:00 <Picard> elllllllo fans
17:00 <Lish> Oh I pay the same for my iPhone 5
17:00 <Lish> You get more data? 
17:00 <Picard> Matthew my little mate how are u
17:00 <Lish> You home Picard? 
17:00 <Picard> yes Lish
17:00 <Picard> today at 4
17:00 <Lish> Welcome back
17:00 <Picard> ty
18:00 <ping> Picnard
18:00 <Picard> ping
19:00 <Picard> ewww Nikky` get the fuck away from my dick
19:00 <Nikky`> its not a plan they offer anymore
20:00 <Lish> Cool
20:00 <Nikky`> True Picard.. you just came back fucking the ladyboys..not sure what i'd catch..thanks for the heads up
20:00 <Picard> lol
20:00 <Picard> id rather stick my dick in a ladyboy then most in here
21:00 <Lish> Why are my feet so cold
22:00 <Bastardly_One> *than most
22:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One u gave me a dud addy on those boys
22:00 <Picard> shop was closed, how the fuck was u meant to order u a new one?
23:00 <Picard> because its fucking cold Lish?
23:00 <Lish> Maybe
23:00 <simba> <Bastardly_One> *than most - lol
23:00 <Lish> But there's a fire and I'm under a blanket
23:00 <Bastardly_One> why the fuck did I just buy that car in GTA?
24:00 <simba> cos ur a consumer
24:00 <Picard> simba hello how are you?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> first one I haven't stolen
24:00 <Picard> heading to freo??
24:00 <Bastardly_One> a comet
24:00 <Thoth> phones ehI paid like a grand... got 150mb at 20kbitiyou guys are jealous rightoh laaaag
24:00 <simba> loooool
24:00 <simba> u suck Thoth
25:00 <Picard> he does.
26:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
26:00 <Bastardly_One> this comet is alright ... would be good for drifting ... 
26:00 <simba> i had 1
26:00 <simba> the sultan rules all
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I just added some speed to it and moves well
27:00 <Picard> you`re to old to play games
27:00 <simba> Picard you play games here on irc
27:00 <simba> you rage and dummyspit like most gamers
27:00 <simba> youre not very good at it, like old gamers
28:00 <Bastardly_One> double burn
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:00 <Picard> lol
28:00 <Picard> thats all u got?
28:00 <Picard> 2 weeks and thats all u come up with?
28:00 <slinky_J> lol
28:00 <slinky_J> i like that analogy
29:00 <Picard> no games here lad, i just say it like it is.
29:00 <simba> it was 2 mins ago
29:00 <simba> not 2 weeks
29:00 <Thoth> so many
30:00 <Picard> simba u dissapointed me
30:00 <Picard> i expect better insults from you
30:00 <Picard> thats some lame old b1 comes up with'
30:00 <simba> stop being so cut
30:00 <Picard> are u heading to perth?
32:00 <TheRiddler> Picard got scared of the elephants because he thought he reconised a relative in 1
35:00 <milk> let us all try to have a good weekend
35:00 <simba> oiiiiiiiiii
36:00 <milk> wut?
36:00 <slinky_J> oiiii
36:00 <Picard> fucken
36:00 <milk> wb
36:00 <Thoth> oh now it works
36:00 <Thoth> yay
36:00 <Nikky`> oi
36:00 <Thoth> oi
36:00 <Picard> ty
37:00 <Lish> I need panadol
37:00 <Thoth> it costs like a buck keep several packets handy
38:00 <Thoth> your welcome
38:00 <Picard> they have better panadol in malaysia
38:00 <Picard> 650mg
39:00 <Lish> Pass
39:00 <milk> partay partay partay
40:00 <Lish> I also need drink
40:00 <Lish> Maybe lemonade
40:00 <Lish> This dr pepper isn't cutting it
40:00 <milk> get some LA ice
40:00 <simba> im gonna have a scotch cos y not
41:00 <Lish> milk ew
41:00 <Lish> La ice 
41:00 <Lish> Gross
41:00 <TheRiddler> just buy some opium
41:00 <simba> good 1
41:00 <simba> la ice is good
42:00 <Thoth> why does dr pepper come in a bottle
42:00 <slinky_J> sigh if only big brother was as exciting as irc
42:00 <slinky_J> id def watch irc big brother edition
42:00 <Thoth> his wife is dead
42:00 <Lish> I have a can of dr pepper
42:00 <Serenity> yummm
43:00 <slinky_J> skirmish going from person to person in the house just pointing and yelling random nonsense
43:00 <Serenity> lol could you imagine a person doing that
43:00 <slinky_J> lol
43:00 <Picard> Serenity
43:00 <Serenity> not actually talking TO people just randomly walking up to someone shouting and walking away
43:00 <slinky_J> itd be hilarious
43:00 <Serenity> YOU'RE SHIT
43:00 <Serenity> *walks away*
43:00 <slinky_J> aaahahhahahahahahahhAhahahah
44:00 <ShadowLurker> choc mint crusherrrrrr
44:00 <simba> Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
44:00 <Picard> slinky_J u would be awesome one BB, having one of your meltdowns would be greast viewing
44:00 <Picard> on*
44:00 <Thoth> its not that funny when it happens
44:00 <simba> stop talking about big brother you losers
44:00 <slinky_J> just walks into the group shower and urinates n walks out neked n goes for a swim
44:00 <Serenity> id just be sitting in the corner scowling at everyone
44:00 <Picard> like u do in here Serenity?
44:00 <Serenity> yep
44:00 <Picard> lol
46:00 <Thoth> woulf there be turkey slaps?
46:00 <loggles> i love turkey slaps
46:00 <Serenity> reverse kangas
46:00 <Thoth> creep
47:00 <zaim> +1 to reverse kanga
47:00 <slinky_J> i wonder if terrorists have a terrorist threat level
47:00 <slinky_J> Nuttin Much
47:00 <Thoth> whats rev kanga
47:00 <milk> meh
47:00 <slinky_J> Sweet
47:00 <slinky_J> BOMBIN BRO
47:00 <slinky_J> KA-BOOM TIME!
47:00 <slinky_J> i bet that's it.
48:00 <Serenity> The produced result of one straddling a toilet bowl in reverse, thus laying faeces across the front side of the porcelain. Often done to spite someone.
48:00 <slinky_J> lol ew
48:00 <slinky_J> ive never tried that way
48:00 <Thoth> oh right like butters
48:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
48:00 <slinky_J> you have a shelf to put things on!
49:00 <Thoth> yea seems a convincing argument
51:00 <Picard> u dont flush ya toilet paper in thailand
51:00 <Picard> wash ya arse with a hose, dry it and put ya paper in the bin 
51:00 <partay> wow Picard educational trip for you 
51:00 <Lish> Re
51:00 <Lish> Ew
52:00 <slinky_J> i did a wee
52:00 <slinky_J> :P
52:00 <slinky_J> woo yea more recent QI is on
53:00 <Picard> partay they need someone like you to empty the bins in the toilets,
53:00 <Picard> you should apply for the job
53:00 <partay> Hahaha 
53:00 <partay> Oh poor Picard 
54:00 <simba> Picard took his family on the cheapest holiday you can imagine and banged a few guys and used third world toilets and now he thinks hes cultured
54:00 <partay> LOL
55:00 <Picard> really simba, u think you know so much about me lol
55:00 <partay> just another fat dopey tourist 
55:00 <Lish> I love being a fat dopey tourist
56:00 <Picard> partay they are looking for property tycoons just like you in phuket, you should take a trip and make the investment
56:00 <Lish> Touristing is awesome 
56:00 <partay> Hahaha 
56:00 <partay> Lish it is 
56:00 <Lish> I like it
56:00 <Lish> I hate when people say 'oh that's such a tourist thing to do'
56:00 <Lish> Pisses me off
56:00 <partay> We do 2 trips a year 
57:00 <simba> thats a small thing to piss you off
57:00 <slinky_J> fkn no x men days of future past brrips yet 
57:00 <slinky_J> sigh
57:00 <partay> Vietnam and Cambodia next March 
57:00 <Lish> Hahaha
57:00 <slinky_J> ive gone thru all the good movies 
57:00 <Lish> Yeah it's pretentious 
57:00 <Picard> one to kmart and the other to Big W partay?
57:00 <Lish> So therefore annoying 
57:00 <Zade> lol Picard
57:00 <Lish> I'm just doing one a year lately
57:00 <Lish> It's a drain saving up leave
57:00 <Lish> But it's worth it 
58:00 <partay> Hahaha poor Picard 
58:00 <Zade> i should be in spain right now 
58:00 <Picard> i go whenever i get bored with working
59:00 <Lish> Next one will be almost 7 weeks so will be worth it
59:00 <Picard> Lish u will love it
00:00 <Lish> True fax
00:00 <partay> Listen to Picard.  Been once and a expert 
00:00 <Picard> once? stop projecting lad
01:00 <partay> LOL
01:00 <Lish> I'm nit going to Thailand though
01:00 <Picard> if u got of ya arse and got a real job instead of cleaning up peoples mess in the food court you could do it too
02:00 <Picard> love it how when pargay gets 0wned all he can say is LOL or poor Picard
02:00 <Picard> biggest fraud cunt on irc
02:00 <partay> HAHAHA 
02:00 <Picard> even slinky_J doesnt make up the stories partay does
02:00 <partay> 70
04:00 <Picard> you should fuck right off back to #brisbane and let them listen to your shit
04:00 <partay> Picard it's not my fault 
04:00 <partay> You're repulsive 
04:00 <Lish> Hahaha
04:00 <partay> lol
05:00 <Picard> thats all u got again?
05:00 <Matthew> I need to do a poo !!
06:00 <Picard> everyone here knows how much shit u talk
06:00 <partay> lol
06:00 <Picard> again this cunt says lol
07:00 <partay> That's funny coming from you Picard 
07:00 <Picard> get back in your corner u low cunt
07:00 <partay> LOL
07:00 <partay> 70
08:00 <Lish> So much arguing 
08:00 <Picard> no shit talk here, i just say it how it is
08:00 <partay> Picard is just jealous.  Hes a loser amd hates it 
09:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
09:00 <Picard> jealous of a loser living a fantasy life? fuck yeah i wanna be partay
10:00 <ness> who won in the footy
10:00 <Picard> half time
10:00 <Picard> kangas by 24
10:00 <Picard> geelong look fucked
11:00 <ness> oh really
11:00 <ping> no they dont
11:00 <partay> lol
12:00 <Matthew> poor TheRon ... LOL
12:00 <Matthew> fucking fool
12:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
12:00 <Picard> they dont?
13:00 <Picard> geelong are playing shit
13:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
13:00 <Loof> Zade has micropenis
14:00 <Picard> Matthew your thoughts
14:00 <Loof> poor guy
15:00 <Zade> Loof you sad case fuck, your wife is calling she has another ping-pong ball for you to catch
16:00 <Loof> babydick mofo
16:00 <Picard> lol
16:00 <Picard> that was loof`s wife i saw in phuket?
18:00 <Serenity> lol ping pong ball
19:00 <Serenity> im gonna do that one day
19:00 <Picard> lol
19:00 <Picard> video it
20:00 <Picard> actually no dont, its not something i have on my to do list to watch
21:00 <Loof> Zade wont eat anything that didn't come out of his dad's ass
21:00 <simba> lol @ Loof vs Zade
21:00 <Picard> better be careful Loof he might eat u
21:00 <simba> youve finally brought him out of his shell
21:00 <Loof> lol
21:00 <Picard> Zade is a nice bloke
22:00 <simba> he must be if he gives you the time of day...
22:00 <Picard> simba enough
22:00 <simba> ?
22:00 <Lish> lol
24:00 <Loof> i just paid $14.99 for 3 games all about 100kb each
25:00 <simba> damn
25:00 <ShadowLurker> looool @ simba enough
25:00 <Lumeah2> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10632860_10155218562065377_6827343076838642903_n.jpg?oh=d9a39a2ffedb09d23cf33e68454c8927&oe=548B9FBF&__gda__=1419655386_ea6adb46264cf6139ff080ab1a397cce
25:00 <Loof> awesome games though
25:00 <Loof> ghost and goblins especially
25:00 <simba> any pokemons?
26:00 <Loof> these were before that they're early 80s games
26:00 <Loof> capcom games
26:00 <simba> arcade?
26:00 <Loof> yeah
27:00 <simba> what about MAME
27:00 <Loof> oooh mame
27:00 <Loof> forgot about that
27:00 <Loof> nice
27:00 <simba> could b useful
27:00 <simba> could b fun
27:00 <slinky_J> woooo dlin 2 movie
28:00 <slinky_J> simba have you seen THE CROODS (animated movie)?
28:00 <simba> noo
28:00 <slinky_J> watched it today, was really good
28:00 <slinky_J> wouldve been better choofin ;)
29:00 <simba> lol 
29:00 <simba> is it a kids movie?
29:00 <ShadowLurker> matches his iq
30:00 <shkee> hello
30:00 <shkee> this is the password police
30:00 <ShadowLurker> no
30:00 <shkee> im here to check all your passwords 
30:00 <shkee> cough em up
31:00 <ShadowLurker> ***********
31:00 <shkee> or face the wrath of the internet authority
31:00 <simba> Shut Up
31:00 <slinky_J> its a family movie
31:00 <shkee> NOBODY TALKS THAT WAY TO THE PASSWORD POLICE
31:00 <Loof> great, a little wanker
31:00 <slinky_J> it's about a family of cavemen 
31:00 <shkee> actually we here at the password police pride ourselves on being big wankers
31:00 <Picard> fuck off
31:00 <slinky_J> it's just fun adventure
32:00 <simba> sounds fun
32:00 <ShadowLurker> 8===PP===D
32:00 <Picard> ./identify shkee_loves_dick
32:00 <ShadowLurker> its a kids movie
32:00 <shkee> everyone at the password police loves dick
33:00 <Loof> shkee do you always purposely lose when playing soggy bread with your mates?
33:00 <shkee> yup
33:00 <Picard> eeew
33:00 <shkee> nooice
33:00 <Picard> felcher
34:00 <shkee> thank you
34:00 <simba> frotting
35:00 <shkee> why did the chicken cross the road, Picard? 
35:00 <Picard> ask the chicken not me
35:00 <slinky_J> to get to kfc!
35:00 <shkee> To get to the idiot's house
36:00 <Picard> you had a chicken visit shkee
36:00 <simba> because it wanted to.
36:00 <shkee> Knock knock
36:00 <Picard> i guess chicken do as they want
36:00 <Picard> would be hard to train a chicken
37:00 <shkee> Do you often think about the wants of chickens?
37:00 <Picard> no often
37:00 <Loof> shkee in 6 years time when you're 18 and it's time to leave home, how will you handle falling asleep at night without your brother inside you
38:00 <Picard> lol harsh but funny
38:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <simba> brotherly love
38:00 <shkee> You have hurt my feelings
38:00 <Picard> and your arse?
38:00 <Loof> tender moments
38:00 <shkee> Family time is private
39:00 <Picard> only if u are fucking your brother
39:00 <simba> be nice to the new member of the s crew
39:00 <shkee> omg
40:00 <Picard> do we have to?
40:00 <simba> if u want... 2 live...
41:00 <shkee> THIS IS A LOT OF PRESSURE FOR A FRIDAY NIGHT 
42:00 <shkee> Do you feel left out Picard
43:00 <shkee> And overshadowed by Kirk?
43:00 <partay> Hi mew 
44:00 <Mew> Kirk is not to be trusted in these matters. Kirk is a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension. 
45:00 <Picard> lol live?
46:00 <shkee> And why we adore him. Hail Kirk.
47:00 <shkee> Apparently I am being too polite in here thus failing my job
47:00 <shkee> Fuck you guys
47:00 <shkee> Give me your fucking passwords
47:00 <bee_girl> havent u got ur own?
48:00 <shkee> Stay out of this honeybee
48:00 <shkee> Official PP Business
48:00 <simba> get ur own password faet
48:00 <simba> faget
49:00 <ness> has anyone gone to bali?
49:00 <shkee> lol
49:00 <SixInchRambo> bali yeah
49:00 <Zade> nope
50:00 <ness> gili island or ubud
50:00 <slinky_J> woo neighbour gone for 3 days
50:00 <slinky_J> can be loud as fuck!!!
51:00 <bee_girl> woot
51:00 <bee_girl> partay!
51:00 <bee_girl> :)
51:00 <slinky_J> lolz
51:00 <Zade> party at yours slinky_J
51:00 <partay> <Bee-girl > picard is totally repulsive 
51:00 <bee_girl> lol partay
51:00 <simba> Tell us something we don't know!! baahahahaahaha!!!!
51:00 <partay> LOL
51:00 <slinky_J> i wont even let anyone get drunk here anymore
52:00 <Zade> ok cancel party at slinky_J place
54:00 <Sherm> aaaaaaand im baaaack 
54:00 <Sherm> :D
54:00 <bee_girl> finally
54:00 <couleurs> <every_girl> Picard is fat, bald and stupid
54:00 <bee_girl> wb :)
54:00 <bee_girl> lol couleurs
54:00 <Nikky`> Night night
54:00 <couleurs> thank u
54:00 <Zade> night Nikky`
55:00 <bee_girl> whys everyone picking on picard?
55:00 <simba> lol
55:00 <simba> he kind of begs for it
55:00 <partay>  lol coulers 
55:00 <simba> youll see in time i guess
55:00 <Sherm> hey hey bee-girl
55:00 <Picard> cock smokers
55:00 <Sherm> heya pickard
56:00 <Owen> Can't wait til I go part time at work.
56:00 <Sherm> owen - i cant wait until the 3rd oct 
56:00 <Sherm> 2 weeks holidays
56:00 <Sherm> BAM!
56:00 <Sherm> :D
56:00 <bee_girl> BOOM!
57:00 <Owen> *shrug*
57:00 <Owen> 19th of September 2 weeks holidays.
57:00 <Sherm> ass :)
57:00 <Owen> ALso, part time is 8 days on 20 days off
57:00 <Owen> so, you know :)
57:00 <Sherm> ahhhhhhhh
58:00 <Owen> I get 8 shifts of annual leave a year at part time as well
58:00 <Owen> so, take a week off, bam, 7 weeks off
58:00 <Owen> money sucks though
58:00 <Sherm> got a lot of tv to watch, some quality time sitting in a cafe with my tablet and coffee
58:00 <Sherm> owen what do u do 
59:00 <Picard> fuck geelong
59:00 <Owen> I work for a mining company.
59:00 <Owen> Doing my part to make australia rich
59:00 <Sherm> ah yeah thought it was something like that 
59:00 <Sherm> im just an office guy
00:00 <Owen> If I could convince my partner to live in Perth, i'd be rich i tells ya
00:00 <Sherm> lol
01:00 <Sherm> having a rotating roster would confuse the fuck outta me - i work 4 full days and 2 half days (wed and sat), everyweek 
01:00 <Picard> get a new one
01:00 <Owen> I work 4 days on 4 days off.
01:00 <Picard> only 4?
01:00 <Sherm> 12 hour days?
01:00 <Picard> not a long shift
01:00 <Owen> yeah
02:00 <Owen> 2 days 2 nights
02:00 <Picard> thought most mines were 7 on 7 off
02:00 <Owen> (residential in Perth)
02:00 <Owen> No, most are 14 on 7 off
02:00 <Owen> or 8 on 6 off
02:00 <Picard> ok
02:00 <Picard> paid why u are off?
02:00 <Owen> I dont understand that question
02:00 <Owen> I'm full time
03:00 <Sherm> fuck that - hate shift work (done both 4pm to 12am and 2am to whenever) gimme a 9 to 5 any day
03:00 <Owen> I hate 9-5
03:00 <Owen> How the fuck do you get things done?
03:00 <Owen> With only 2 days off.
03:00 <Picard> i meant when u work 14 on 7 off what do u get for the 7 days off?
03:00 <Sherm> 4 hour shift on wednesday - perfect time to go to important stuff like banks 
04:00 <Sherm> owne - i work 4 hours on saturdays - so i got a day and a half off
04:00 <Owen> Picard: What do you get for your saturday and sunday?
04:00 <Picard> so a mining wage isnt that great
05:00 <partay> Owen Picard is stupid 
05:00 <Owen> *Shrug*
05:00 <Picard> partay the tycoon doesnt understand
05:00 <Owen> $160k a year to do 4 days on 4 days off isnt too bad
05:00 <partay> Hahaha 
05:00 <Sherm> fucken hell owen
05:00 <partay> Picard you are so simple 
05:00 <Owen> I mean, its pretty average if you want to compare yourself to people who are doctors and lawyers
06:00 <Picard> Owen u didnt have to go to uni for 6-8 years 
06:00 <Picard> its pretty good
06:00 <Picard> partay u see what u can achieve? you need to get out of the food court mate
06:00 <Sherm> fuck uni - i couldnt handle 8 years of school
07:00 <partay> Picard what about when he finishes in the mines 
07:00 <partay> Isiot
07:00 <partay> Idiot 
07:00 <Picard> are u that stupid?
07:00 <partay> Haha 
07:00 <Owen> You're both dumb as fuck.
07:00 <partay> Moron 
07:00 <Picard> Owen how long u been in the mines?
07:00 <Owen> 2.5 years
08:00 <Picard> have you put a financial plan into place, or are you like most stupid young cunts and blowing your cash?
08:00 <Owen> Young? I'm in my mid 30s.
09:00 <Picard> thats not old
09:00 <bee_girl> agreed
09:00 <Owen> I'm employed in a secure position by a mining company. Not a small one, not a contractor, etc
10:00 <Picard> so whats the plan for the cash?
10:00 <Owen> It goes into a bank account, it pays mortgages, school fees, bills, etc
10:00 <Owen> What's the plan with your cash?
10:00 <Picard> same as above and property
11:00 <Owen> No plans for property.
11:00 <bee_girl> he did say mortgages
11:00 <Owen> In fact, I don't really care too much about investment.
11:00 <Picard> none?
11:00 <Picard> lol Owen
11:00 <Owen> I'm able to do my job for another 35 years.
11:00 <Picard> so when china impodes and u are unemployed what then?
11:00 <Owen> Yeah, because the big miners are just going to shut up shop and leave, right?
12:00 <Picard> downsize
12:00 <doctor> yeah eventually
12:00 <ness> job of the future....recycling
12:00 <Picard> who will buy the ore?
12:00 <ness> there will be nothing left on this earth
12:00 <Picard> ness could be correct
12:00 <Owen> We have contracts that last 20+ years.
12:00 <Picard> worthless if the buyer is bankrupt
13:00 <Owen> Anyway, if there's no mining, I might just go back to Public Transport
13:00 <Owen> If that's ok with you.
13:00 <Picard> lol
13:00 <doctor> china is in the end of its construction bubble. i guess there was only so many empty cities and roads to no where to construct before they realised it was a bad idea
14:00 <Picard> earning 70k a year Owen?
15:00 <Owen> I haven't earned 70k a year since 2005
15:00 <Picard> you will once the mining boom is over
15:00 <Picard> thats my point
15:00 <Owen> It'll still be more than a barista earns.
16:00 <Owen> I have a low value house, I have no debts apart from my mortage :)
16:00 <Picard> will it maintain your current lifestyle?
16:00 <Owen> I'm fine.
16:00 <Owen> Yeah, I'm about to go part time.
16:00 <Owen> and earn $90k
16:00 <Owen> So, yeah, it is.
16:00 <Picard> lol
16:00 <Sherm> hey the world needs baristas - who else will make our coffee ?
16:00 <Picard> i think we have another partay here, doctor what do u think?
16:00 <Sherm> wb lish
17:00 <Lish> Ta
17:00 <Picard> Sherm send the cunts to asia, u cant get a decent coffee there
17:00 <Picard> wb Lish
17:00 <bee_girl> de lish has returned
17:00 <partay> Picard you think everyone is a loser like you 
17:00 <Sherm> lol
17:00 <Lish> Yup
17:00 <Picard> partay i dont think you are, i know you are
17:00 <partay> Hahaha 
17:00 <partay> Poor Picard 
17:00 <Picard> nothing u have said is close to the truth
18:00 <simba> Poor Picard
18:00 <doctor> im not sure what im thinking right now sorry. can't read much
18:00 <Sherm> Dangermouse!
18:00 <Picard> cmon geelong
18:00 <Lish> Duck dynasty woo
18:00 <simba> clangermouse?
18:00 <partay> What about you being a fat repulsive old prick? 
18:00 <partay> LOL
18:00 <Picard> again lies
18:00 <partay> FACT 
18:00 <partay> lol
19:00 <Sherm> not clangermouse - Dangermouse!
19:00 <Picard> loser partay
19:00 <simba> shitmouse5?
19:00 <Sherm> who?
19:00 <partay> Does that include gst.  Hahaha 
19:00 <simba> its not important
19:00 <Sherm> im talking about dangermouse the kids cartoon from the 80s
19:00 <simba> ahhhh yes
20:00 <partay> What's hecs
20:00 <partay> LOL
20:00 <Picard> i dunno why you keep referring to gst partay but one would assume 99% of things include gst in this day and age
20:00 <partay> Hahaha 
20:00 <Sherm> simba - i went on a d/l spree the other day 
20:00 <Picard> wouldnt you agree
21:00 <Lish> I'm tired
21:00 <simba> nice 1
21:00 <Picard> jimmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
21:00 <partay> Not on investments you retard 
21:00 <simba> did u get any norwegian black metal
21:00 <Picard> goallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
21:00 <Sherm> yeah got a few old cartoons that i used to watch - got a 5yo nephew that needs educating in whats a good kids cartoon :)
22:00 <Sherm> nah simba - no black metal - 
22:00 <milk> you believe tax is a fraud?
22:00 <simba> any blue metal LoL
22:00 <ping> geelong are playing shit hey picard
22:00 <simba> any dragon ball z
22:00 <milk> that the government produces money, therefore it should just hand it out in any amount anyone wants?
22:00 <Sherm> ummm im not sure - never heard of blue metal
22:00 <Picard> fucken great footy
23:00 <Sherm> and no dbz
23:00 <ping> yeah its a nail biter
23:00 <Sherm> never got in to dbz
24:00 <doctor> that would result in inflation, shortly followed by deflation, then economic collapse
24:00 <doctor> so yeah, bring it on
25:00 <Picard> something like the usa?
25:00 <doctor> eventually to happen, yeah
26:00 <Picard> fuck geelong!!!!
26:00 <ping> spewing
26:00 <ping> i actually wanted geelong to win
26:00 <Picard> fucken hate north
26:00 <Picard> same
26:00 <Picard> cant stand that flog brayshaw
26:00 <Sherm> north won?
26:00 <Picard> yeah
26:00 <ness> Picard u hate everyone
27:00 <Picard> 6 points
27:00 <simba> cats ded
27:00 <Picard> ness incorrect
27:00 <Sherm> ah my boss will be happy
27:00 <slinky_J> aaaww
30:00 <Matthew> a massive suck shit to TheRon
30:00 <Picard> fuck the roos
31:00 <Picard> tim watson got his suit from the 70`s?
31:00 <Picard> budget cuts at 7 this week
32:00 <Picard> Matthew just a note also, its not reallin an insult if the person isnt here to read it
32:00 <Picard> really**
33:00 <simba> lol
33:00 <simba> TheRon doesnt care
33:00 <Picard> no one cares what Matthew says
33:00 <simba> fuck up domehead
34:00 <partay> lol
34:00 <Picard> nasty little bird fucker
34:00 <Picard> its mr domehead to u
34:00 <partay> Poor Picard 
34:00 <simba> no its scum desert country domehead
34:00 <Picard> no.
34:00 <Picard> no respect from you
34:00 <Picard> or for you
35:00 <simba> ive seen you break down in anger over trivial chatroom arguments
35:00 <simba> why would i respect you
35:00 <simba> youre as unstable as a teenage girl
35:00 <Picard> you have me confused with slinky_J
35:00 <simba> youve spammed this channel publically
35:00 <Picard> and lets be honest, you know nothing about females let alone a teenage one
36:00 <partay> Picard you are a loser 
36:00 <simba> everyone has seen you rage quit this channel after spamming it
36:00 <partay> In every aspect 
36:00 <Picard> partay what will you do when u are made redundant in the food court?
36:00 <Picard> rage quit?
37:00 <simba> i like how hes been absolutely glued to irc since he landed
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <Picard> i have?
37:00 <simba> and how many times did he connect to irc from his holiday?
37:00 <simba> hilarious
37:00 <Picard> when did i land simba
37:00 <partay> lol not with fat unhealthy domeheads like you 
37:00 <simba> like 3 or 4 at least
37:00 <simba> he couldnt stop thinking about this channel
37:00 <partay> lol
37:00 <Picard> oh really?
37:00 <simba> i wonder how he'll justify it
37:00 <Picard> nice to know u know my schedule lol
37:00 <simba> *waits*
37:00 <Picard> i was here at 3 or 4?
38:00 <simba> honestly remember when i kicked you? cos i just assumed someone was using your name? cos i didnt think you were lonely enough to actually join from holidays
38:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <doctor> my life doesn't really partake any further than the letterbox, so at least Picard made an effort to find a replacent wife overseas - no matter how futile his efforts were
38:00 <partay> Hahaha 
38:00 <Picard> lol doctor
38:00 <simba> <Picard> i was here at 3 or 4?- no u joined 3 or 4 times whilst on holidays
38:00 <Picard> i put one on layby
39:00 <xm> ladyboy layboy
39:00 <xm> ladyboy layby
39:00 <xm> i like the sound of that
39:00 <milk> Give Give
39:00 <doctor> you can do that? I might need to go shopping
39:00 <Picard> no ladyboy xm
39:00 <Picard> yeah doctor they take all offers
39:00 <simba> Picard did your wife ask you what you were doing on your phone at all when you kept joining irc on your family holiday
39:00 <simba> im curious
39:00 <milk> Give, give you hatred and malice, you owe Give, so give Give everything you have
39:00 <Picard> she is 17, so i get her once she is 20 if she remains a virgin
39:00 <Picard> family holiday now?
40:00 <Picard> doctor i can give u the link if u want
40:00 <doctor> sure, i'm curious
41:00 <Picard> ok
44:00 <Picard> now look what u did simba
45:00 <Serenity> whats the difference between fucking a virgin and not to a guy
45:00 <Picard> no idea really
46:00 <Picard> i just dont want my future wife working as a hooker for 2 years before  i get her
46:00 <slinky_J> that she wants to give her virginity to you
46:00 <Serenity> lol so shes your future wife trade in
46:00 <Picard> yes
46:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVg7mtgEqGY
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ani DiFranco - 32 Flavors (HQ) (Dec 16, 2008) 4:28 - Category: Music - 1,372,446 - 5,613 likes (97.7%), 132 dislikes (2.3%)
46:00 <Picard> layby plan Serenity
47:00 <Picard> 3 years paying her off
47:00 <Maurice> And what does your current handbrake think about this
48:00 <Serenity> how much all up
48:00 <Picard> i told her im buying her a maid
48:00 <Picard> $15000
48:00 <Picard> should work Maurice?
48:00 <Maurice> Yeah, seems legit
48:00 <simba> nice life
49:00 <Picard> yeah
49:00 <Picard> and i hope she can cook, i like thai food
49:00 <ping> you wouldn't be able to tell if she's a virgin or not
51:00 <Picard> http://www.pbase.com/mataho/image/148329656
51:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJS5ywEIsA4
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rhye - The Fall (Oct 10, 2012) 4:09 - Category: Music - 1,572,209 - 11,066 likes (97.5%), 280 dislikes (2.5%)
52:00 <ping> shes buying groceries
52:00 <ping> http://m5.i.pbase.com/o6/79/330579/1/148329655.sj0JJSmN.mini20130110IMG_1039.jpg
53:00 <Picard> do u like her?
53:00 <ping> nope
54:00 <ping> she's not a virgin
54:00 <milk> she looks like she does a lot of supermarket shopping
54:00 <milk> l8r
54:00 <Picard> lol
54:00 <Maurice> Shes got a dick in her shorts
55:00 <ping> yeah i see it
56:00 <Picard> lol
56:00 <Picard> maybe the wife noticed that
56:00 <Picard> could be why she said yes
58:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RwZu9W5Szs
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bob Dylan - Hurricane (original) (Apr 15, 2013) 9:09 - Category: People & Blogs - 1,937,464 - 1,873 likes (59.4%), 1,278 dislikes (40.6%)
59:00 <ping> she might actually feel something having a ladyboy fuck her
00:00 <Picard> ping most cant get it up 
00:00 <ping> really
00:00 <Picard> so im told
00:00 <ping> why not
00:00 <Picard> all the hormone replacement they have
01:00 <ping> makes sense
01:00 <Picard> i usually do
01:00 <ping> get fucked
02:00 <Picard> you just dont take notice
06:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0UTKt7oC5k
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sunny Side Up - In Michigan (Jun 1, 2012) 2:52 - Category: Music - 848 views - 13 likes (100%), dislikes (0%) dislikes (0%)
10:00 <simba> wtf
10:00 <bee_girl> i have nothing further to say about this song
10:00 <bee_girl> but 
10:00 <bee_girl> i do like it
14:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn3gq-MRAIs
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jim Croce - Box #10 (Oct 18, 2010) 2:25 - Category: Music - - 356 likes (96.5%), 13 dislikes (3.5%)
15:00 <Thoth> lame lil lamb
16:00 <Thoth> lll for short
23:00 <simba> lllllllll
23:00 <Thoth> I lll'ed
35:00 <simba> 666
36:00 <Thoth> you satanist
37:00 <Thoth> wanna f
37:00 <Thoth> uck
38:00 <slinky_J> omigosh is everyone else glued to the tele watching sex in the city or what omiglob!
38:00 <slinky_J> i cant believe how like that chick said that thing then roflmaos!!
41:00 <simba> no
41:00 <simba> ur literally addicted to tv
42:00 <Thoth> she should of lll'ed
42:00 <simba> @_!
42:00 <slinky_J> nah im playin bf4 campaign while lone ranger dls
42:00 <slinky_J> that show was on when i got out the shower lol i h8 tv yo
42:00 <slinky_J> cept for adventure time <3
43:00 <simba> dont lie you love sbs
46:00 <slinky_J> only good shows on sbs
47:00 <simba> u love it
48:00 <slinky_J> I LOVE IT
55:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzpPy9hJYA8
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Zombies - Time Of The Season HD (Oct 28, 2013) 3:34 - Category: People & Blogs - 71,854 - 604 likes (99.3%), 4 dislikes (0.7%)
55:00 <simba> zombyz
55:00 <bee_girl> shake it
56:00 <simba> liquid dance hall
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