// #melbourne — 2014-09-20
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00:00:00 <Bastardly_One> thebaron and you were born on the same day right?
00:00:00 <beehhh> https://randabeaner.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/snow.jpg
00:01:00 <Bastardly_One> happy clawing my way out of a vag day to me
00:01:00 <beehhh> http://gregpike.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/st-johns-battery-with-snow-from-south-side.jpg
00:01:00 <Bastardly_One> seeing as it's midnight
00:01:00 <DrGore> last set of genitals you saw
00:01:00 <DrGore> boom tish
00:01:00 <DrGore> i'm here all night
00:01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh great
00:01:00 <NightOwl1> Old bastard
00:01:00 <beehhh> im a sick pervert
00:01:00 <Maurice> Happy birthday
00:02:00 <Bastardly_One> certainly am NightOwl
00:02:00 <Bastardly_One> go tell someone to make a thread in NHB
00:02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:02:00 <Bastardly_One> don't
00:02:00 <NightOwl1> And proud of it!
00:02:00 <Thoth> Bastardly_One: aren't you already older?
00:02:00 <Bastardly_One> that what/whom?
00:03:00 <Thoth> < Bastardly_One> well, technically not until 1:04 ... and I become old(er)
00:03:00 <Bastardly_One> *than
00:03:00 <beehhh> stomach burns hotday many people not much to say and I want to reach you but you kept slippin away
00:03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and?
00:03:00 <Thoth> nvm
00:03:00 <Bastardly_One> that was in english ... I wasn't born for another hour
00:03:00 <Thoth> I was just highlighting perspective
00:03:00 <Picard> loserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
00:03:00 <beehhh> well i got good in chat
00:03:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooh
00:03:00 <Bastardly_One> good one
00:03:00 <Bastardly_One> now I get it
00:04:00 <Thoth> totes
00:04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, but lets not get all hippy
00:04:00 <beehhh> some J be good
00:04:00 <Picard> :P
00:04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm hundreds of years old
00:04:00 <Bastardly_One> but we're not going there
00:04:00 <Picard> pede pie.
00:04:00 <Bastardly_One> ho hum
00:05:00 <Bastardly_One> so fucking boring ... Skirmish and Pictard should form their own channels and talk to themselves
00:05:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean one each
00:05:00 <beehhh> hearing chinese all day pisses me off so im on ABC radio most of the time
00:05:00 <Bastardly_One> same pedo shit night after night
00:05:00 <Thoth> https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/l/t31.0-8/10683587_10152382563822005_5847915574375225299_o.jpg
00:05:00 <Picard> says the cretin who fills the screen with his own dribble
00:05:00 <Bastardly_One> it's as annoying as beehhh's shit
00:05:00 <Picard> wooooo who called who a ped
00:06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Thoth
00:06:00 <beehhh> st john's
00:06:00 <Picard> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllll :P
00:07:00 <Thoth> We can do anything CHA MON EH in my wishing tree A HEE HEE
00:07:00 <DrGore> thoth
00:07:00 <DrGore> it's not even Azagthoth
00:07:00 <DrGore> or
00:07:00 <Picard> ashleighXtrinity hello
00:07:00 <DrGore> yog soggoth
00:07:00 <Thoth> wtf is azagthoth?
00:07:00 <beehhh> asian people only talks to the point for their benefit
00:07:00 <DrGore> exactly
00:08:00 <DrGore> i hate you so much
00:08:00 <beehhh> unlike me who doesnt wany anything from anybody
00:08:00 <Bastardly_One> who don't you hate DrGore?
00:08:00 <Bastardly_One> you're gonna be as grumpy as I am when you get old
00:08:00 <DrGore> Bastardly_One you cool
00:08:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf am I saying? you already are
00:08:00 <DrGore> baron is cool
00:08:00 <Crymeariver> suicide
00:08:00 <Maurice> Oh ashleighXtrinity, you're just in time for the boys of the school yard fighting
00:08:00 <DrGore> rest are shite
00:08:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Hi pic
00:08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... he's a funny cunt
00:08:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Ard*
00:09:00 <beehhh> http://www.immi.gov.au/media/statistics/country-profiles/_files/malaysia.pdf
00:09:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, one sided ... I cannot be fucked ... he doesn't get it
00:09:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Oh lucky me Maurice
00:09:00 <Bastardly_One> he notice flooded me just then but yeah
00:09:00 <Maurice> Yep, primary school mentality proven
00:09:00 <Bastardly_One> such a child
00:09:00 <Crymeariver> Maurice wants to jelly wrestle you ashleighXtrinity
00:09:00 <Thoth> oh man I ate so much azn food I think I'm going to give birth to a cat
00:09:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Could be fun
00:10:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd watch that
00:10:00 <Maurice> Did you have wontons, they're the best
00:10:00 <Maurice> Do I get to eat the jelly
00:10:00 <beehhh> i want to meet brian adams n keanu reeves in canada
00:10:00 <Crymeariver> no
00:10:00 <Maurice> Then you can get fucked
00:10:00 <Crymeariver> its not real jelly
00:11:00 <Thoth> nah... san choy bow
00:12:00 <Maurice> Yeah that would never happen, not even if I was in a coma
00:13:00 <Picard> yes it will
00:13:00 <Thoth> Picard: makes me think of a good song
00:13:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_21p14TAXM
00:13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Johnny Cash - Big River (Jan 16, 2008) 2:14 - Category: Music - 2,140,482 views - likes (98.1%), dislikes (1.9%) dislikes (1.9%)
00:13:00 <Picard> and if u are in a coma u have no choices
00:13:00 <Thoth> which in turn makes me want to drive a truck
00:13:00 <Picard> lol Thoth
00:14:00 <Picard> johnny cash is a legend
00:14:00 <Thoth> thats a good version too, it was when he was young 100 years ago when Bastardly_One was in his 30s
00:14:00 <beehhh> shit im gonna come
00:14:00 <Picard> lol
00:15:00 <Picard> well im off to root then wifey
00:15:00 <Picard> anyone wanna watch?
00:15:00 <beehhh> very wartery
00:15:00 <Zade> no thanks
00:15:00 <Picard> Zade if u watch i will let her use the strapon on me
00:16:00 <Zade> oh well that changes everything then
00:16:00 <Picard> i thought id get u excited
00:16:00 <Zade> jocks tenting as we chat Picard
00:17:00 <Maurice> Yeah there goes my hard on
00:17:00 <Picard> nice zade. pics?
00:17:00 <Zade> haha
00:18:00 <Picard> i want to see what id like to suck
00:18:00 <beehhh> i must study for the 20% mark test
00:18:00 <beehhh> online test but
00:18:00 <beehhh> cant have too much fun
00:20:00 <doctor> pure blondes are rubbish. what a waste
00:20:00 <beehhh> and like a falling star you're off the track going to an unknown but still in the orbit get me
00:20:00 <doctor> not buying that garbage again
00:20:00 <beehhh> doctor you should try these
00:21:00 <doctor> the voids not so bad beehhh - embrace it
00:21:00 <beehhh> http://www.pinkgron.nl/etiketten/nzl/nzl003.jpg
00:22:00 <doctor> i'm sticking with my pissy grass water
00:22:00 <beehhh> kiwi beer but best of its charater more to a botique beer them are
00:23:00 <doctor> sounds expensive
00:23:00 <beehhh> in melb they arent try the dan murphys
00:24:00 <beehhh> you will fly to the tassie on them
00:24:00 <doctor> well, can't turn a trip to tassie
00:24:00 <doctor> down*
00:24:00 <Loof> especially if you're planning on marrying your sister
00:25:00 <doctor> exactly
00:25:00 <beehhh> same here
00:26:00 <Loof> how are you beehhh? sorry i missed your call before
00:26:00 <beehhh> http://plateautaupo.co.nz/i/images/catheaders/cat-monteiths.jpg
00:26:00 <beehhh> http://i.toau-media.com/contentFiles/image/sydney/feature/cbw-5beers.jpg
00:28:00 <doctor> I can't drink 14 of those in a sitting. They'd taste terrible
00:29:00 <Loof> i can't drink 1
00:29:00 <Loof> or i'd get a headache
00:29:00 <beehhh> thats why they sell them in a sex-pack
00:29:00 <beehhh> have another sex
00:30:00 <beehhh> sixty sex as kiwi's say
00:43:00 <Loof> bucket of cum
00:45:00 <beehhh> bukkaked cuckolding
00:45:00 <beehhh> would you eat all the cums
00:46:00 <Saemon> another fri noght
00:46:00 <Saemon> another night alone inside
00:46:00 <MrMark> no]
00:46:00 <Loof> thank god for porn
01:03:00 <Loof> every now and then i do a fart, and i need to fart tonight, and i need it more than ever
01:06:00 <Loof> fawks irl: https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=736686469688949
01:11:00 <DrGore> that's messed up
01:11:00 <beehhh> fuck stressin immm gonna sleep n chill
01:12:00 <Loof> night dude
01:12:00 <MrMark> jesus h christ
01:13:00 <beehhh> nite man
01:16:00 <beehhh> mine mine
01:16:00 <beehhh> http://www.naturalfactors.com/caen/products/detail/4406/omegafactors-certified-organic-flaxseed-oil
01:17:00 <Loof> flaxseed is awesome
01:18:00 <beehhh> thanks im gonna buy them on monday
01:18:00 <beehhh> organic
01:18:00 <Loof> keep it in the fridge
01:18:00 <Loof> heat fucks it
01:19:00 <beehhh> i keep them all in the fridge
01:19:00 <Loof> cool
01:19:00 <beehhh> give the free 30caps to norell n i keep the 90caps
01:19:00 <Loof> /nick Tikitikitembonosarembocharibariruchipipperipembo
01:20:00 <beehhh> http://www.naturalfactors.com.my/product_info_901003-100018.htm
01:24:00 <beehhh> msian chinese are more obese than china chinese
01:24:00 <beehhh> like your wife
01:25:00 <Loof> haha true
01:26:00 <beehhh> when are you going to visit me Loof bring some money we'll smoke weed
01:26:00 <beehhh> with niggas
01:26:00 <Loof> better weed here man
01:26:00 <Loof> come here
01:26:00 <Loof> my shout
01:27:00 <Loof> we'll take norell down to the waltzy and get drunk
01:27:00 <beehhh> ok next year june/july be there at the airport to save me from boarder security cams
01:27:00 <Loof> cool
01:27:00 <beehhh> they might wanna harras an old timer without any prejudice
01:28:00 <beehhh> see yaa
01:32:00 <Bastardly_One> blah
01:55:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
01:55:00 <Saemon> i would have words
02:01:00 <Bastardly_One> .
02:01:00 <mrwuf> what's going on?
02:02:00 <mrwuf> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayGofJ9vV14
02:02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crookers - Day N Night (acapella) (Mar 10, 2010) 1:44 - Category: Music - views - 353 likes (91%), 35 dislikes (9%)
02:09:00 <Saemon> oh drama is about to go down in here
02:09:00 <Saemon> i have words for Bastardly_One
02:09:00 <Saemon> u there?
02:10:00 <Saemon> Stone cold might wrestle at WM31
02:10:00 <mrwuf> siq
02:10:00 <Saemon> what say you to that?
02:11:00 <mrwuf> b1 did ytou contact gab?
02:11:00 <mrwuf> or nyssa?
02:11:00 <mrwuf> I bumped into nyssa on a flight from nz but I was so cooked I could barely speak
02:11:00 <mrwuf> lol
02:12:00 <Saemon> whose nyssa?
02:12:00 <Saemon> your mum?
02:12:00 <mrwuf> chick i used to know
02:12:00 <mrwuf> no
02:12:00 <mrwuf> lol
02:12:00 <Saemon> lol
02:12:00 <Saemon> is nyssa attractive?
02:12:00 <mrwuf> I think b1 knoes her too
02:12:00 <mrwuf> yes
02:13:00 <Saemon> hows b1 know her?
02:13:00 <mrwuf> thru gab
02:13:00 <Saemon> that cunts a stalker he knows of everyone
02:13:00 <Saemon> he probably doesnt know her
02:13:00 <Saemon> just knows of her
02:13:00 <mrwuf> i've seen them at the same house
02:13:00 <Saemon> doin what?
02:14:00 <mrwuf> I barely remember the night though
02:14:00 <mrwuf> I was wasted
02:14:00 <mrwuf> b1 was standin' around
02:14:00 <mrwuf> lol
02:14:00 <mrwuf> can;t rememebr waht gab did
02:14:00 <mrwuf> I was hanging with this woman
02:14:00 <mrwuf> who gave me a pill
02:14:00 <mrwuf> i was still gacked the next day
02:14:00 <Saemon> annd u took the pill?
02:14:00 <mrwuf> yes
02:14:00 <Saemon> why would u do something so reckless?
02:14:00 <Loof> was it red or blue?
02:14:00 <Saemon> who did u know it was safe?
02:14:00 <mrwuf> i later ended up smoking crackies with her
02:15:00 <mrwuf> i didnt
02:15:00 <Saemon> so u took the risk
02:15:00 <mrwuf> totally worth it
02:15:00 <mrwuf> paid out well
02:15:00 <mrwuf> I've eaten loads of pills
02:15:00 <Saemon> how did u know it wasnt going to give you a stroke or heartattack?
02:15:00 <mrwuf> only a few times they were duds
02:15:00 <mrwuf> ahh
02:15:00 <mrwuf> I've had loads and my heart is fine
02:15:00 <mrwuf> i know what I can take
02:16:00 <Saemon> ooooh mr tough guy huh
02:16:00 <MrMark> we all pissed yet?
02:16:00 <mrwuf> out of everyone I know
02:16:00 <Saemon> well wait till my bikies mates hunt you doen mrwuf
02:16:00 <mrwuf> I've only known one person to go to hospital from a heart problem relating to drugs
02:16:00 <Saemon> i know bandidos cunt
02:16:00 <mrwuf> im not a tough guy
02:16:00 <mrwuf> I just know
02:16:00 <mrwuf> lol cool
02:16:00 <mrwuf> get me some pingas
02:17:00 <Saemon> lol im just bein a dickhead im bored as fuck here
02:17:00 <mrwuf> ik
02:17:00 <Saemon> wats ik?
02:17:00 <Loof> i know
02:17:00 <Loof> i think
02:17:00 <Saemon> oh
02:17:00 <mrwuf> I have a coupon for a 6pk
02:18:00 <mrwuf> I wonder if they'lls till honor it
02:18:00 <mrwuf> it's a few months old
02:18:00 <Loof> like b1's gf
02:19:00 <Loof> a few months old
02:19:00 <Loof> :P
02:19:00 <mrwuf> lolol
02:19:00 <mrwuf> bad
02:21:00 <MrMark> booooo
02:22:00 <milk> https://www.ruok.org.au/
02:22:00 <mrwuf> where's me frikken coupon
02:22:00 <mrwuf> oh
02:22:00 <mrwuf> here itis
02:22:00 <mrwuf> dammit
02:23:00 <mrwuf> need a phone to validate coupon
02:23:00 <mrwuf> can someone download the aston club app for me
02:23:00 <mrwuf> then click on railway hotel and bottleshop
02:23:00 <mrwuf> nd give me the code plz
02:23:00 <Maurice> Why are you here
02:23:00 <Maurice> You're banned.
02:24:00 <mrwuf> am not
02:24:00 <milk> seeing as you wouldnt help me shake my dick dry if I had no hands....
02:25:00 <mrwuf> i would too
02:25:00 <mrwuf> u dk who ah amm
02:25:00 <milk> tom cruise?
02:25:00 <mrwuf> no way
02:25:00 <mrwuf> not that fgt
02:25:00 <mrwuf> when he comes out of the cloest I will respect him
02:26:00 <milk> anyway
02:31:00 <Saemon> will smith
02:31:00 <Saemon> tom cruise
02:31:00 <Saemon> john travolta
02:31:00 <Saemon> all gay
02:31:00 <Saemon> if not, then why do these gay lawsuits keep on appearing?
02:31:00 <DrGore> will smith
02:31:00 <DrGore> really
02:31:00 <Loof> john travolta is mega gay
02:31:00 <Saemon> and its not like its just appearing all of a sudden
02:32:00 <Saemon> these gay sexual harrassment lawsuits upon these stars has been dotted all through the 90s
02:32:00 <Saemon> till now
02:32:00 <MrMark> Jesus h fucken christ on a bicycle
02:32:00 <DrGore> Will Smith
02:32:00 <Saemon> and all cases have been settled out of court
02:32:00 <DrGore> the jiggy with it guy
02:32:00 <DrGore> no way
02:32:00 <Saemon> meaning the person suing was paid hush money
02:33:00 <mrwuf> I would let tom cruise harrass me any day
02:33:00 <mrwuf> he has mr beckham now, though
02:33:00 <Saemon> u could clearly see john travolta was having the time on his life
02:33:00 <mrwuf> lol
02:33:00 <mrwuf> grease lightning
02:33:00 <Saemon> in the hairspray movie
02:34:00 <mrwuf> hahaha
02:34:00 <Saemon> where he dresses up as a blonde woman
02:34:00 <Saemon> time of* his life
02:34:00 <Saemon> in his interviews he raves on and on about this experience making that movie
02:34:00 <Saemon> playing that role
02:35:00 <Saemon> i mean, sure, it may have been enjoyable and fun
02:35:00 <Saemon> but no straight man should enjoy and love playing a woman THAT much
02:37:00 <ishmael> dressing up as a girl is fun
02:37:00 <ishmael> u can act all girly
02:38:00 <MrMark> i know
02:39:00 <MrMark> i have several dresses
02:39:00 <ishmael> did u nick 'em?
02:40:00 <MrMark> no
02:42:00 <ishmael> yeah I dressed as a chick
02:42:00 <ishmael> early morn while still partying
02:42:00 <ishmael> swapped my clothes witha girl
02:42:00 <ishmael> n went to the bottle-o
02:43:00 <ishmael> some tourists got a pic with us
02:43:00 <Loof> my gf once put makeup on me, i looked so horrid
02:43:00 <MrMark> amateur
02:43:00 <Loof> i lied i put it on
02:43:00 <Loof> :P
02:43:00 <ishmael> lol
02:43:00 <ishmael> only put foundation on if ur a guy
02:44:00 <ishmael> I used to get makeup put on me when i did modelling
02:44:00 <ishmael> it always looked horrid
02:44:00 <ishmael> they put eyeliner on me
02:44:00 <ishmael> so stupid
02:44:00 <Loof> dayum
02:44:00 <MrMark> u need proper foundation
02:44:00 <ishmael> chanel
02:44:00 <ishmael> my housemate would always put chanel on me
02:44:00 <ishmael> lol
02:45:00 <DrGore> kids these days
02:45:00 <ishmael> looked great
02:45:00 <ishmael> flawless skin
02:45:00 <Loof> i just avoid all sunlight, seems to stop wrinkles
02:45:00 <Loof> i burn in 5 mins
02:46:00 <Loof> even in moderte sun
02:46:00 <Loof> moderate
02:46:00 <Loof> maybe i'm a vampire
02:46:00 <ishmael> :o
02:46:00 <Loof> lol
02:46:00 <ishmael> yes avoid sunlight to stop wrinks
02:46:00 <ishmael> i like lookin like a wog though
02:46:00 <ishmael> so i like to get a tan
02:47:00 <Loof> cant wait till they invent realistic fake tan
02:47:00 <Loof> that doesn't make you look orange
02:47:00 <ishmael> apparently there is
02:47:00 <Loof> nice
02:48:00 <ishmael> r u a man or a gal?
02:48:00 <Loof> man
02:48:00 <ishmael> sik
02:49:00 <Loof> u?
02:49:00 <ishmael> 25/m/stkilda
02:49:00 <Loof> cool
02:49:00 <Loof> 25 is an awesome age man, enjoy it
02:49:00 <ishmael> yeah i mentioned 25 because
02:50:00 <ishmael> I want to say im 25 as much ass possible
02:50:00 <Loof> haha i would too
02:50:00 <ishmael> before i turn 26 next week
02:50:00 <ishmael> hahaha
02:50:00 <ishmael> dayumn
02:50:00 <ishmael> I still wish i was 18-19 again
02:51:00 <ishmael> sooo much fun
02:51:00 <Loof> same i had a super hot gf then
02:51:00 <Thoth> my farts are better than girl farts... they don't smell like rainbows... they smell like chinese
02:51:00 <ishmael> yuk
02:51:00 <ishmael> hahaha
02:51:00 <ishmael> chinese smells foul
02:51:00 <Thoth> making me hungry aye
02:51:00 <ishmael> is that why they're better?
02:51:00 <ishmael> ol
02:52:00 <ishmael> smell ya own fart n get hungry
02:52:00 <ishmael> :P
02:52:00 <Loof> i've heard china smells like a giant turd
02:53:00 <Thoth> HEH I think I understand why
02:53:00 <Loof> japan is clean though
02:53:00 <Thoth> just radioactive
02:54:00 <ishmael> thoth, can u do me a favour plz
02:54:00 <ishmael> r u on the whisky/scotch?
02:54:00 <Thoth> nope
02:54:00 <ishmael> damn
02:54:00 <ishmael> well
02:55:00 <ishmael> can u do me a favour
02:55:00 <ishmael> do u have ur phone handy?
02:55:00 <Maurice> Radioactive... radioactiveeeeee
02:55:00 <Maurice> Good film clip
02:55:00 <Loof> `seen Serenity
02:55:00 <Maurice> Loof, she's in bed
02:56:00 <Maurice> Get over it
02:56:00 <Loof> :(
02:56:00 <Thoth> Your bed?
02:56:00 <Maurice> Unfort, no
02:56:00 <Loof> wish it was my bed :P
02:56:00 <ishmael> 'ds
02:56:00 <Loof> she hasn't been here all day though
02:57:00 <Loof> idk
02:57:00 <Maurice> She's had kids school then after school discos
02:57:00 <Loof> ah ic
02:57:00 <Maurice> God forbid she has a life outside of you fucktards
02:57:00 <Loof> haha
02:58:00 <Loof> wish i had weed to get over the fucktard remark
02:58:00 <Loof> oh well
02:58:00 <Loof> ciggy might help
02:58:00 <Maurice> No amount of weed will fix you
02:59:00 <Loof> it's more of a bandaid measure
02:59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:59:00 <ishmael> i hope this is a joke
02:59:00 <Bastardly_One> what a sad case
03:00:00 <Loof> anyway i tried being nice to maurice
03:00:00 <Loof> didn't work
03:00:00 <Loof> so
03:00:00 <ishmael> be a cunt
03:00:00 <ishmael> ?
03:00:00 <Loof> nah i'll just put her back on ignore
03:01:00 <ishmael> what is she doing?
03:01:00 <Loof> bit dissapointing
03:01:00 <Loof> just calling me a fucktard and saying i'm beyond all hope, nothing much
03:01:00 <ishmael> ooo
03:01:00 <ishmael> a sensitive boy
03:01:00 <Loof> very
03:02:00 <ishmael> where do u live?
03:02:00 <Loof> anyway i better not say to much or i'll be banned
03:02:00 <Loof> if i hven't already
03:02:00 <ishmael> hahahaha
03:02:00 <ishmael> oh man
03:03:00 <ishmael> ur making me laugh and be sad at the same time
03:04:00 <Loof> is that a good thing?
03:05:00 <DrGore> red heads are always nasty
03:05:00 <DrGore> but when you crack em
03:05:00 <ishmael> it's good for me
03:05:00 <DrGore> *JOY*
03:05:00 <ishmael> but sad
03:06:00 <Loof> kool
03:06:00 <ishmael> becasue im laughing at your patherticness
03:06:00 <ishmael> which is kind of mean
03:06:00 <Loof> great now i'm pathetic
03:06:00 <Loof> sigh
03:06:00 <ishmael> just now?
03:06:00 <ishmael> lol
03:06:00 <ishmael> ahahahah
03:06:00 <ishmael> laughing again
03:06:00 <Thoth> Loof: don't worry, I think you're a fucktard who is beyond all hope as well
03:07:00 <Thoth> +not
03:07:00 <Thoth> oh nevermind
03:07:00 <ishmael> is lo loof
03:07:00 <ishmael> but at the stage he coudln't wtire loof ouot
03:07:00 <ishmael> and just got to lo
03:07:00 <ishmael> omg
03:07:00 <ishmael> what stage am i ate
03:07:00 <ishmael> lol
03:07:00 <ishmael> at*
03:07:00 <ishmael> fryin' up here
03:07:00 <ishmael> is a clam bake
03:08:00 <Loof> boring
03:08:00 <ishmael> loof, you aren't the loof from germany are you?
03:08:00 <Maurice> (01:00:11) (Loof): anyway i tried being nice to maurice
03:08:00 <Maurice> (01:00:16) (Loof): didn't work
03:08:00 <Maurice> Excuse me
03:08:00 <Loof> oh god dont tell me some cunt stole my nick
03:08:00 <ishmael> yeah
03:08:00 <Maurice> I wasn't the one who put you on ignore
03:08:00 <ishmael> someone uses it in #sydney
03:08:00 <ishmael> well was a little while back
03:08:00 <Loof> fuck
03:09:00 <ishmael> he doesn't know any better
03:09:00 <Maurice> I put NOBODY on ignore
03:09:00 <ishmael> he's in germany
03:09:00 <Maurice> Because Im not a pussy girl
03:10:00 <Maurice> Oh of course, stolen nick..
03:10:00 <Loof> brb
03:11:00 <Thoth> From gas well to chocolate factory... awww yeah
03:12:00 <Maurice> I just had a random cat attack my leg
03:12:00 <Maurice> No idea who it belongs to
03:12:00 <Thoth> Mumma Tang would be proud
03:12:00 <ishmael> O.O
03:12:00 <ishmael> where r u?
03:12:00 <Maurice> I'm so sleeping in until lunchtime tomorrow
03:12:00 <ishmael> ditto
03:12:00 <ishmael> maybe even 5pm
03:13:00 <Thoth> Lame
03:13:00 <Thoth> I'm getting up early to masturbate
03:13:00 <ishmael> i will still be kickin' on
03:13:00 <ishmael> c2c?
03:13:00 <Maurice> I was meant to be babysitting, but thats sunday instead
03:13:00 <ishmael> noice, real this morning away
03:13:00 <ishmael> relax*
03:13:00 <Maurice> I wevibed last night, It was hot
03:14:00 <ishmael> u n thoth?
03:14:00 <Maurice> No
03:14:00 <Maurice> Me and me
03:14:00 <ishmael> :o
03:14:00 <Thoth> I should probably do something useful tomorrow. Like notify my neighbour she is a fat idiot
03:14:00 <ishmael> although i wanked like 5 times
03:14:00 <ishmael> and felt shamed
03:14:00 <ishmael> lol
03:14:00 <Maurice> my neighbour is a fat idiot too
03:15:00 <ishmael> mine is fat
03:15:00 <Thoth> m or f?
03:15:00 <ishmael> idk if hes an idiot
03:15:00 <Maurice> f
03:15:00 <ishmael> he always asks how im going
03:15:00 <ishmael> which is a bit annoying
03:15:00 <Thoth> dyke or dick?
03:15:00 <Thoth> my fat idiot female neighbour is single
03:15:00 <Thoth> probs a dyke
03:15:00 <ishmael> ye probs
03:15:00 <Loof> melb, why?
03:16:00 <ishmael> cool
03:16:00 <ishmael> we can hang
03:16:00 <Loof> but i'm pathetic
03:16:00 <ishmael> n ill bully u until u get a thicker skin
03:16:00 <Loof> why would you want to?
03:16:00 <ishmael> i actually have no friends atm
03:16:00 <Loof> same
03:16:00 <ishmael> not even lying
03:16:00 <ishmael> lol
03:16:00 <Loof> or family
03:17:00 <ishmael> my family lives overseas
03:17:00 <ishmael> i have some brothers here
03:17:00 <Loof> i'm not allowed friends
03:17:00 <ishmael> in alphington
03:17:00 <Loof> my wife is a bitch
03:17:00 <ishmael> but i live in st kilda
03:17:00 <ishmael> ohh
03:17:00 <ishmael> ur the dude in qld?
03:17:00 <Loof> no melb
03:17:00 <ishmael> oh yeah
03:17:00 <ishmael> lol
03:17:00 <ishmael> fuck i am cooked
03:17:00 <Loof> wish i was
03:17:00 <Loof> day 3 off weed
03:17:00 <ishmael> 3 hours sleep 4 days
03:18:00 <Loof> when i'm stoned i can take shit, but not when i'm suffering withdrawels
03:18:00 <ishmael> uhm
03:18:00 <ishmael> stop smoking completely
03:18:00 <Loof> i have
03:18:00 <Maurice> That can only be a good thing for you, Loof
03:18:00 <ishmael> it;s the withdrawl that makes u feel shit
03:18:00 <ishmael> u will fel shit for a while
03:18:00 <Loof> 6 days
03:18:00 <ishmael> probably even get a bad depression
03:18:00 <ishmael> but it will pass
03:18:00 <ishmael> takes up to a year
03:18:00 <ishmael> :(
03:18:00 <Loof> i know :(
03:19:00 <Loof> the mental addiction takes a year
03:19:00 <Loof> the physical only like 6 days
03:19:00 <ishmael> yup
03:19:00 <Thoth> Stick to it aye. Potheads are fuckheads anyway. Broke fuckheads who die alone
03:19:00 <Loof> usually i end up in psych ward when i try to quit
03:19:00 <ishmael> I know some potheads having a great time
03:19:00 <ishmael> one of them is dating that model bambi
03:19:00 <Loof> i cant afford to smoke weed
03:19:00 <Thoth> The fawn?
03:20:00 <Loof> any more
03:20:00 <Loof> that money could go to my son
03:20:00 <ishmael> http://www.vogue.com.au/people/models/bambi+northwood+blyth,119
03:20:00 <ishmael> that one
03:20:00 <ishmael> lol
03:20:00 <ishmael> yeah
03:20:00 <Loof> jesus she's perfect
03:20:00 <Loof> lucky sob
03:21:00 <Thoth> sif
03:21:00 <ishmael> hehe
03:21:00 <Maurice> Your son needs a beating
03:21:00 <Thoth> she's pretty average
03:21:00 <ishmael> she's a cool person
03:21:00 <Maurice> Throwing, chucking, ruiniing tablets and phones
03:21:00 <Thoth> models are just anorexic strippers
03:21:00 <Maurice> Arse kicking
03:21:00 <Thoth> no brains
03:21:00 <Thoth> no ethics
03:21:00 <Thoth> no personality
03:21:00 <ishmael> she has brains
03:21:00 <ishmael> and personality
03:21:00 <ishmael> we'd go clubbing
03:21:00 <ishmael> eat pingas
03:21:00 <Loof> he must be loaded
03:21:00 <ishmael> lol
03:22:00 <Thoth> she doesn't have tits
03:22:00 <ishmael> nope
03:22:00 <ishmael> we'd have kick ons at his house in fitzroy
03:22:00 <ishmael> !
03:22:00 <ishmael> smoke up
03:22:00 <ishmael> sit on the roof
03:22:00 <ishmael> take acid
03:22:00 <ishmael> then go to the pools
03:22:00 <ishmael> lol
03:22:00 <ishmael> this is why i wasih iw as 19 again
03:22:00 <Loof> drugs are bad mmmk
03:22:00 <Loof> :P
03:22:00 <Maurice> ...
03:23:00 <Thoth> I must know a dozen hotter girls
03:23:00 <Thoth> prob more
03:23:00 <ishmael> yeah, everyone does
03:23:00 <ishmael> but im just saying
03:23:00 <ishmael> bein a pot head doesnt auto make u a lose
03:23:00 <ishmael> loser
03:23:00 <ishmael> it makes losers even bigger losers
03:23:00 <Thoth> you're purporting her to be some catch
03:23:00 <Thoth> she isn't
03:23:00 <ishmael> so if ur a loser dont smoke
03:23:00 <ishmael> lol
03:23:00 <Maurice> I'm super not hot, his kid is an arsehole
03:23:00 <Maurice> The end
03:23:00 <ishmael> she's a catch imo
03:24:00 <Loof> but she's taken so lets change the subject and stop tormenting ourselves
03:24:00 <ishmael> O.O
03:24:00 <Thoth> Yes... torment... thats what you call my lack of fucks to give
03:24:00 <ishmael> where in melb r ya?
03:24:00 <ishmael> lol
03:24:00 <Loof> you coming to kill me?
03:24:00 <Loof> :(
03:24:00 <Maurice> Lets not, lets talk about how your kid is out of control
03:24:00 <ishmael> thoth, loof is the only one tormenting himself
03:25:00 <Thoth> Loof: ever floated down the yarra?
03:25:00 <ishmael> i went to the waterfall on the yarra
03:25:00 <Bastardly_One> you ... people
03:25:00 <Loof> i peed in the yarra
03:25:00 <Thoth> aww, thats a kind thing for you to say b1
03:25:00 <Maurice> Me.. what
03:25:00 <Thoth> people
03:25:00 <ishmael> lol
03:25:00 <Thoth> I like that title
03:25:00 <ishmael> thoth get out of my head
03:26:00 <Loof> and into his be3d
03:26:00 <ishmael> i reckon
03:26:00 <Loof> women are such a mindfuck, wish i was gay
03:26:00 <ishmael> wearing the uniform
03:27:00 <ishmael> just root around, instead
03:27:00 <Loof> i wish
03:29:00 <ishmael> how old r u?
03:30:00 <Loof> old, but not as old as Bastardly_One
03:30:00 <Loof> :P
03:30:00 <Saemon> loof being gay wont help man
03:30:00 <Loof> probably bro
03:30:00 <Saemon> cuz then you'd be stuck with the mindfuck of gay men
03:30:00 <Thoth> Take Saemon as a case example
03:30:00 <Thoth> Being gay didn't help him
03:30:00 <Saemon> and they are just as bad, if not worse, then women
03:31:00 <Loof> ooh shit you're right
03:31:00 <ishmael> can be worse
03:31:00 <Loof> they can be megabitches
03:31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm older still today ... wish I had something to do for it
03:31:00 <Saemon> definately
03:31:00 <Saemon> and Thoth im not a faggot
03:31:00 <ishmael> trash tv material
03:31:00 <ishmael> lol
03:31:00 <Saemon> im sorta bi-curious
03:31:00 <Saemon> get it right
03:31:00 <Thoth> gaaay
03:31:00 <ishmael> wish i was
03:32:00 <Saemon> Thoth i will fucken rape you mate
03:32:00 <Saemon> then smash your face in
03:32:00 <ishmael> hahahaha
03:32:00 <ishmael> rahahahahahahahha
03:32:00 <ishmael> !!!!
03:32:00 <Thoth> Probs, I couldn't fight to save my life
03:32:00 <Saemon> im not your typical flamboyant gay
03:32:00 <Thoth> I'm a big pussy
03:33:00 <Saemon> im the tough hugh jackman biker bear type of gay
03:33:00 <ishmael> wawaweewaa ^_^
03:33:00 <Thoth> I honestly don't care
03:33:00 <ishmael> keep talking
03:33:00 <Saemon> you'd see me on construction sites and lumberjack places than sippin cafe latte
03:33:00 <Loof> sexytime!
03:33:00 <ishmael> no
03:33:00 <Saemon> Thoth cunt dont fuck with me mate
03:33:00 <Saemon> i know hells angels
03:33:00 <Saemon> im a associate
03:34:00 <ishmael> too good
03:34:00 <Saemon> nuff said.
03:34:00 <Thoth> What are the entry requirements for that job? Full blown alco who dropped out of school?
03:34:00 <Bastardly_One> make you mind up
03:34:00 <Bastardly_One> was the Comancheros the other day
03:34:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One omg did u see what i said earlier?
03:34:00 <ishmael> b1 dnt ruin it
03:34:00 <Thoth> Saemon threatens me every 2-3 days :D
03:34:00 <Saemon> austin might wrestle at WM31
03:34:00 <ishmael> yay
03:34:00 <Saemon> who would it be agaisnt?
03:34:00 <Thoth> I think he forgets that he has in the past
03:35:00 <Saemon> only person on the roster whos the big enough star
03:35:00 <Saemon> is jphn cena
03:35:00 <Saemon> perhaps, a big perhaps - randy orton
03:35:00 <Loof> wish stuff interested me
03:35:00 <Saemon> shame cm punk is gone
03:35:00 <ishmael> loof is actually lo for real?
03:35:00 <Loof> who's lo?
03:36:00 <ishmael> u
03:36:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris
03:36:00 <Loof> ok
03:36:00 <Thoth> Saemon: you should really come up to Syd and tell me about your bikie membership
03:36:00 <Loof> guess i'm lo then
03:36:00 <Thoth> I promise we can fight after
03:36:00 <ishmael> lol
03:36:00 <Maurice> He knows who lo is
03:37:00 <ishmael> lo is lo
03:37:00 <Loof> why isn't /nick lo working?
03:37:00 <Saemon> lol Thoth mate u have no idea
03:37:00 <Saemon> i know half of the ppl who runs kings cross
03:38:00 <ishmael> saemon is playing with fire
03:38:00 <ishmael> :o
03:38:00 <Thoth> Oh, yes, I'd never ever know any of those sorts
03:38:00 <Thoth> But we can fight about it after you tell me about your allegiances
03:38:00 <Saemon> ishmael i AM the fucken fire mate
03:38:00 <Saemon> i a fucken INFERNO!
03:38:00 <Maurice> Fuck this, bedtime
03:38:00 <ishmael> thoth is a firehose then
03:39:00 <Saemon> nah, thoth is a woodchip
03:39:00 <Bastardly_One> night Maurice
03:39:00 <Saemon> beign burnt
03:39:00 <Loof> thoth has a very tiny firehose
03:39:00 <ishmael> lol
03:39:00 <Maurice> Gonna vibe it up
03:39:00 <Maurice> Booyah
03:39:00 <ishmael> wanna get naked together
03:39:00 <ishmael> ?
03:39:00 <Saemon> thoth im allied to the hells angels and the italian mafia and the chinese triads on sydney
03:39:00 <ishmael> hahahahahah
03:39:00 <Saemon> what are you allied to?
03:39:00 <ishmael> saemon
03:40:00 <ishmael> im looking to get into
03:40:00 <Thoth> NSW Police
03:40:00 <ishmael> the mafia
03:40:00 <ishmael> how do i find them
03:40:00 <ishmael> i only know bikies
03:40:00 <ishmael> thtoh is a pig
03:40:00 <ishmael> lol
03:40:00 <Saemon> ishmael hrm how tall are you?
03:40:00 <ishmael> 4real
03:40:00 <ishmael> 6-3
03:40:00 <Loof> same
03:40:00 <ishmael> 6ft 3
03:40:00 <Saemon> weight?
03:40:00 <Loof> exactly my height
03:40:00 <ishmael> 71 atm :/
03:40:00 <ishmael> ik
03:40:00 <ishmael> i need gym
03:40:00 <Thoth> Saemon: so tell me more about your involvement with illegal gangs
03:41:00 <Saemon> yeah sorry the mafia atm are lookin for field guys
03:41:00 <Saemon> to do their dirty work etc
03:41:00 <Saemon> at 71 ur too fat
03:41:00 <ishmael> :(
03:41:00 <ishmael> uhm
03:41:00 <Saemon> u need to shed at least 5 kgs first
03:41:00 <ishmael> 71 is the lowest u can be on the bmi
03:41:00 <ishmael> for my height
03:41:00 <ishmael> without being underwight
03:41:00 <ishmael> lol
03:41:00 <Saemon> i know but hey
03:41:00 <ishmael> lolol
03:41:00 <Saemon> its the mafias rules man
03:41:00 <ishmael> :)
03:41:00 <ishmael> k
03:41:00 <Saemon> i dont make em i just follow em
03:41:00 <ishmael> haha
03:41:00 <ishmael> oh man
03:42:00 <ishmael> glad ur here
03:42:00 <Saemon> whys that?
03:42:00 <ishmael> good value
03:42:00 <Thoth> Saemon: no more threats? :(
03:42:00 <Bastardly_One> all this from his parents in elizabeth in adelaide
03:43:00 <ishmael> shush b1
03:43:00 <ishmael> u always ruining it
03:43:00 <Loof> b1 is a killjoy of the highest magnitude
03:43:00 <ishmael> u too
03:45:00 <Loof> how utterly mindnumbingly boring
03:45:00 <Loof> glad that slag has gone at least
03:45:00 <Thoth> I concur
03:45:00 <Thoth> Well except for that addition
03:45:00 <Thoth> She may be a slag but I like her company
03:47:00 <ishmael> slags are good
03:47:00 <ishmael> or is she a fat slag?
03:47:00 <Thoth> Probs
03:47:00 <Loof> yes she is fat
03:48:00 <Loof> actually
03:48:00 <Loof> she's the bottom right: http://wearecunts.com/berbs.png
03:48:00 <Thoth> Still better than Saemon and his fictious gang membership, and baseless threats
03:48:00 <Loof> putrid
03:48:00 <bradd_pitts> thats not her. lmao
03:48:00 <bradd_pitts> idiot
03:48:00 <ishmael> lol at that becasue u can see the wedding bands
03:49:00 <Loof> why her husband who is loaded beyond all belief has settled for that is beyond me
03:49:00 <Bastardly_One> who
03:49:00 <Bastardly_One> s at the bottom right?
03:49:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice?
03:50:00 <Bastardly_One> so wron
03:50:00 <Bastardly_One> wrong too
03:50:00 <Loof> it's not like she doesn't have the personality of a sloth
03:50:00 <ishmael> this is too much
03:50:00 <Bastardly_One> bottom right is someone else idiot
03:51:00 <Thoth> They're all still better than Bambi Northwood-Blyth
03:52:00 <Loof> and he calls me sensitive
03:52:00 <Loof> lol
03:53:00 <Loof> people suck
03:53:00 <Thoth> Girls that suck are alright but
03:53:00 <Thoth> I'm really bored :(
03:55:00 <Bastardly_One> same
03:55:00 <Bastardly_One> and this happens every year
03:55:00 <Loof> fuck this
03:55:00 <Bastardly_One> I hope for a great birthday and it's meh
03:56:00 <Thoth> Thats what I was getting at before
03:56:00 <Thoth> Just another day man
03:56:00 <Bastardly_One> like I was going to a fetish expo today during the day but I'd rather not
03:56:00 <Thoth> You age every second
03:56:00 <Thoth> Your birthday shouldn't be special
03:56:00 <Bastardly_One> due to people being there I don't want to deal with
03:56:00 <Thoth> Your life should be
03:56:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
03:56:00 <Bastardly_One> I get that
03:56:00 <Thoth> Birthdays suck
03:56:00 <Thoth> Its an excuse for every dipshit you don't want to know to spend time with you
03:56:00 <Thoth> Fuck that
03:57:00 <Thoth> I try to disappear on my birthday
03:57:00 <erlich> best way to spend your birthday is to do karaoke with strangers (non-judgemental, unlike friends)
03:57:00 <Thoth> Agreed
03:58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I could do that but no
03:58:00 <erlich> i like the idea of presents though
03:58:00 <Thoth> Why not? Its heaps of fun. I do karaoke all the time
03:58:00 <erlich> but i do not like the idea of reciprocating
03:58:00 <Bastardly_One> there's also a wanky indie band playing tonight
03:58:00 <Thoth> I can't even sing
03:58:00 <Bastardly_One> but I don't wanna do that either
03:59:00 <erlich> you can still go there to throw a bottle at them
03:59:00 <erlich> that's fun too
03:59:00 <Bastardly_One> have you heard Bel Air?
03:59:00 <erlich> nope
03:59:00 <Bastardly_One> they're one of those wanky indie guitar bands
04:00:00 <Bastardly_One> yawn city
04:00:00 <erlich> well...they are playing in Ballarat
04:00:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
04:00:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed
04:00:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's funny Flo Rida is that much a has been he did a gig in Ballarat last year
04:01:00 <erlich> didnt another rapper or whatever come this year
04:01:00 <erlich> snoop dogg?
04:01:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea
04:07:00 <Thoth> Not sure if Snoop Lion or Snoop Lion
04:08:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
04:08:00 <Bastardly_One> I think even he realised that was a stupid idea
04:09:00 <Bastardly_One> I was going to say something besides
04:09:00 <Bastardly_One> is it 9am yet?
04:10:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf was it? ... nfi
04:10:00 <Bastardly_One> hate that
04:11:00 <Thoth> Should see if there is something in the fridge, likely just nothing
04:11:00 <Bastardly_One> I
04:11:00 <Bastardly_One> ve
04:11:00 <Bastardly_One> wagon wheels
04:12:00 <Bastardly_One> that might do me if I want something
04:13:00 <Thoth> dang
04:22:00 <BlackDevil> hi
04:22:00 <BlackDevil> spiders
04:23:00 <Bastardly_One> hi(gh)
04:29:00 <BlackDevil> http://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20140918/640/daily_picdump_1632_640_02.jpg
04:30:00 <BlackDevil> https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8319189760/h31038582/
04:37:00 <TheDarkTruth> that was my risky click of the day...
04:38:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
04:38:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't actually bad for BlackDevil
04:38:00 <Bastardly_One> it's always dubious clicking his links
04:39:00 <TheDarkTruth> i tried the first, and then decided I shouldn't push my luck...
04:40:00 <Bastardly_One> I only did the second
04:40:00 <Bastardly_One> perhaps I don't want to know on the first
04:40:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
04:40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, not too bad for him but I see what you mean
04:41:00 <Bastardly_One> the second one is "art"
04:41:00 <TheDarkTruth> the first seemed far less risky, given the jpg extension on the URL... the second was way too much of an unknown entity for my lot
04:41:00 <TheDarkTruth> art, ya say....
04:42:00 <TheDarkTruth> that's just intriguing enough to prompt a click from me...
04:44:00 <TheDarkTruth> heh...you've a far looser interpretation of the term "art" then me...
04:44:00 <Bastardly_One> hence in quotation marks
04:44:00 <TheDarkTruth> oh.. right you are.. didn't notice them until pointed out..
04:53:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, there ya are
04:53:00 <Bastardly_One> now I'll say I'm slow here
04:53:00 <Bastardly_One> as I'm elsewhere too
04:53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:56:00 <TheDarkTruth> elsewhere...like, kitchen, down the shops, setting up Ikea furniture, or....?
04:57:00 <Bastardly_One> or
04:58:00 <TheDarkTruth> nah...if I knew what followed "or" it would have been in my sentence already... I came up with 3 possibilities... that's not bad for 05:00...
04:59:00 <TheDarkTruth> all things being considered, it's not bad for 17:00...
05:00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
05:00:00 <Bastardly_One> true enough
05:00:00 <Bastardly_One> I was talking to that h2o guy that entered
05:00:00 <Bastardly_One> but he's not paying attention despite finding me on fb
05:01:00 <TheDarkTruth> yeah...I figured as much.. the words just seemed to hang there, so I thought something needed to happen.
05:46:00 <Bastardly_One> best sneeze and fart combo ever
05:46:00 <Bastardly_One> that was ... different
06:02:00 <TheDarkTruth> when I scull the lightly flavoured sparkling mineral water (like the schweppes twist of lime - type stuff), every time, without fail, it makes me sneeze... every time..
06:02:00 <TheDarkTruth> in fact, I don't even really have to scull it - I just have to have a couple of mouthfuls in quick succession..
06:03:00 <TheDarkTruth> but yeah - sneeze.. guaranteed.. and usually with a mouth, still filled with sparkling mineral water..
06:04:00 <TheDarkTruth> true story....not very interesting, I'll grant you, but entirely true...
06:08:00 <Bastardly_One> weird though
06:09:00 <TheDarkTruth> it's actually Mount Franklin..
06:09:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
06:09:00 <Bastardly_One> I live not far from that area
06:09:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hippies have probably spiked it
06:09:00 <TheDarkTruth> it is, right? even though it has been happening for a fairly long while, and I fully expect it every time it happens - I still think; that's fucked up..
06:09:00 <TheDarkTruth> {gasp} with pepper!?
06:11:00 <TheDarkTruth> they probably just piss in it, and it's all the pepper and spices leaching out of their piss from all the lentils and chai tea...
06:13:00 <TheDarkTruth> "they", being the aforementioned hippies..
06:13:00 <Bastardly_One> that's it!
06:13:00 <Bastardly_One> you found the conspiracy
06:13:00 <Bastardly_One> death to Mt Franklin maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
06:13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what are we gonna do?
06:13:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno, let's go piss in their water supply
06:14:00 <Bastardly_One> cool maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
06:14:00 <TheDarkTruth> heh.. well when you put it like that, it makes the whole thing seem absurd.....
06:15:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
06:15:00 <Bastardly_One> I have almost 3 hrs to kill and I'm over it ... I don't even know what I'm saying anymore
06:17:00 <TheDarkTruth> firstly, as if they have the overall drive, dedication and motivation to see something like that through to the end... they'd get sidetracked my a tie-dying expo, or a sandle and socks seminar long before they got down to piss in any stream...
06:17:00 <TheDarkTruth> unless it was on the way... then...maybe..
06:18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:18:00 <Bastardly_One> they're most pot smoking minimalists, fight the power, fuck the man techno hippies
06:19:00 <Bastardly_One> *mostly
06:19:00 <TheDarkTruth> what happens in 3 hours.....pumpkins and mice?
06:19:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, got something to do ... then I'll sleep for a while and complain some more about having nothing to do on my birthday
06:20:00 <TheDarkTruth> yeah.. I think they're even just mostly that, in theory.. because, even "minimalism" in practice is too much effort after you've smoked a few good cones..
06:21:00 <Bastardly_One> they're just leftist wankbags like me
06:21:00 <TheDarkTruth> your birthday... which is this day, I am guessing?
06:21:00 <Bastardly_One> with more money to be pretentious about it by living in the middle of nowhere
06:21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... too old to give a shit really but something to complain about
06:21:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
06:23:00 <TheDarkTruth> yeah.. I hear that.. for my last birthday, I ate a pizza to myself and went to bed..
06:24:00 <Bastardly_One> My idea of a nap around 10ish after I do what I have to do will turn into a sleep I bet
06:24:00 <Bastardly_One> so, guess I'll be sleeping it
06:24:00 <TheDarkTruth> actually - that seems way more depressing and lonely now that I have actually put it in writing...
06:25:00 <TheDarkTruth> yeah - naps have a way of creeping up on you, and becoming full-blown sleeps..
06:26:00 <TheDarkTruth> you realise that, by constantly referring to the "thing you have to do" as, "the thing you have to do" just makes people (by which I mean me) significantly more curious about what it is..
06:27:00 <TheDarkTruth> though, it'd seem to me, that that's my issue.. and probably not really any of your concern..
06:29:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
06:29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but it's not exciting
06:30:00 <Bastardly_One> just bills and crap that have to be done I've not got around to this week
06:30:00 <TheDarkTruth> no, it's the mystery of it.. it could be heading down the laundry to wash your delicates..
06:30:00 <TheDarkTruth> wait.
06:31:00 <TheDarkTruth> that sentence has entirely the wrong suggestive tones to it..
06:31:00 <TheDarkTruth> i am not saying, that that might be the thing you are going to do, and that's intriguing and mysterious..
06:32:00 <TheDarkTruth> I just mean - that for all it's worth, that might be, one of the many dull and mundane things you are doing - it's just the mystery of the "thing I have to do" comment..
06:32:00 <Bastardly_One> *chuckles*
06:32:00 <TheDarkTruth> I need to stop typing..
06:32:00 <Bastardly_One> are you drunk or stoned or always like this?
06:32:00 <Bastardly_One> you're as bad as I am usually
06:33:00 <TheDarkTruth> a little from column A and a little from column B... but mostly, column C...
06:33:00 <TheDarkTruth> actually, it's all column C..
06:34:00 <TheDarkTruth> I dunno if that's a compliment, a back-handed compliment or a direct insult.. but either way - cheers! :)
06:35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I see you log in but that's it
06:36:00 <Bastardly_One> the rest of the channel would say it's an insult
06:36:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
06:36:00 <TheDarkTruth> my biggest issue at this juncture is finding some music to play, anyway.. the struggle is real...
06:37:00 <TheDarkTruth> yeah.. I idle and lurk.. I chat, occasionally..
06:37:00 <TheDarkTruth> but i'm also on other networks, more often than not..
06:51:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck am I hungry
06:51:00 <Bastardly_One> think I'm get breakfast while out and about in a couple of hours
06:51:00 <Bastardly_One> *I'll get
06:54:00 <TheDarkTruth> seems like an awfully long while to wait for brekky..
06:55:00 <Bastardly_One> not moving until I have to
06:55:00 <Bastardly_One> and by then I'll actually be hungry instead of just thinking I am and going, well that was a waste
06:55:00 <Bastardly_One> and do what I have to do then as well
06:56:00 <TheDarkTruth> there's those mysterious words again....
06:59:00 <Bastardly_One> you're entertaining to chat with
06:59:00 <Bastardly_One> should chat in here more often
06:59:00 <Bastardly_One> you're random enough to catch attention *chuckles*
07:01:00 <TheDarkTruth> jesus - you're like a fucking high school counselor with those back-handed compliments...
07:01:00 <Skirmish> Cafe Latte from the coffee machine here is aids.
07:01:00 <TheDarkTruth> but thanks... I think?
07:02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:02:00 <Skirmish> Who wants to read peer reviewed articles for me?
07:02:00 <Bastardly_One> and Necafe Skirmish?
07:02:00 <fawks> Lmao @ TheDarkTruth
07:02:00 <Bastardly_One> those machines are shit except for hot chocolate
07:02:00 <Skirmish> It's proper coffee bean coffee machine. It just makes shit coffee.
07:02:00 <Skirmish> a*
07:02:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
07:02:00 <Bastardly_One> well that's cunted
07:03:00 <Bastardly_One> can't stand the shit myself but seems the source of life for most
07:03:00 <Skirmish> I tell you this as I continue to sip it though.
07:03:00 <Skirmish> It's shit ... but I will drink it.
07:03:00 <Bastardly_One> typical coffee drinker
07:03:00 <Bastardly_One> can't stand the stuff as I said ... too bitter for me
07:03:00 <Bastardly_One> I can drink tea forever though
07:03:00 <Skirmish> I stayed awake longer than I wished to last night both on here and catching up on my youtube subs so I need a boost to get into what I need to get done today and tomorrow.
07:04:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> you're entertaining to chat with
07:04:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> should chat in here more often
07:04:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> you're random enough to catch attention *chuckles*
07:04:00 <Saemon> oh shuuuuut the fuuuuck upppp
07:04:00 <fawks> Lmaoooo
07:04:00 <Bastardly_One> wish you would you little imbecile
07:04:00 <Saemon> act like you're some sorta measurement for good chatters in here
07:05:00 <Saemon> life sif anyone would need approval from you or something
07:05:00 <Bastardly_One> I did? I said he's entertaining to talk to idiot
07:05:00 <fawks> I'm actually laughing so hard at that
07:05:00 <Saemon> moen
07:05:00 <Saemon> moron
07:05:00 <Bastardly_One> more than you can even be
07:05:00 <Skirmish> Present and reference a primary text identifying it's main argument and supporting statements. Find 5 scholarly texts to go with that primary text, referencing each, and identifying their main argument and supporting statements, linking back to how they support or refute your primary text.
07:05:00 <TheDarkTruth> i need approval from everyone...
07:05:00 <Skirmish> I think my butt begun bleeding.
07:05:00 <fawks> *chuckles*
07:05:00 <TheDarkTruth> i eat that shit up
07:05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... is that the guy in your course again Skirmish?
07:05:00 <fawks> I did that assignment skirmish
07:05:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the assignment
07:05:00 <Skirmish> No B1, that is what I have to get done by midnight WA time tomorrow.
07:05:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to lear to read
07:06:00 <Bastardly_One> *learn ...
07:06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I see that reading properly
07:06:00 <Skirmish> You're too old. Just die and be done with it.
07:06:00 <fawks> Lmao
07:06:00 <Saemon> ^^^
07:06:00 <Saemon> rofl
07:06:00 <Bastardly_One> older still today ... not happening though
07:07:00 <Skirmish> You must have pissed off a goodluck fairy somewhere during your life. You are destined to live your life forever.
07:07:00 <Bastardly_One> look at that little cunt semen thinking he has chat alliances or some shit
07:07:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... back when I was 30 I'd be surprised to say I made it to this age today
07:07:00 <Skirmish> He's a dingleberry hanging on the ass hairs of every chatter here. Ignore him.
07:07:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... maybe I'll say that in 10 yrs
07:07:00 <Saemon> nah mate, im just laughing at them tearin you apart Bastardly_One
07:07:00 <Saemon> understand?
07:07:00 <Bastardly_One> who's tearing me apart idiot?
07:08:00 <Saemon> errrr
07:08:00 <Saemon> Skirmish just did.
07:08:00 <Bastardly_One> this is almost conversation for Skirmish
07:08:00 <Bastardly_One> he did?
07:08:00 <Skirmish> If B1 isn't used to this kind of ribbing by now he deserves to cry in his cornflakes every morning.
07:08:00 <Saemon> the old comment and the fairy commemt
07:08:00 <Saemon> yah
07:08:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't get it
07:08:00 <Bastardly_One> that's conversation for him
07:08:00 <Bastardly_One> you really need to learn to read people
07:08:00 <Saemon> oh ok sure.
07:08:00 <Saemon> fuck you jamie.
07:08:00 <Bastardly_One> ask him yourself
07:08:00 <Saemon> hows that?
07:08:00 <Bastardly_One> am I right Skirmish?
07:09:00 <Saemon> conversation as well i take it?
07:09:00 <Skirmish> Saemon is so stupid, people at the House with No Steps make retard jokes about him.
07:09:00 <Saemon> lol
07:09:00 <fawks> Queue b1 pming skirmish asking him for backup
07:09:00 <Bastardly_One> I think even people riding a little yellow bus would even laugh at him
07:09:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah
07:09:00 <Skirmish> lol asking for backup. That never ends well.
07:09:00 <fawks> loll
07:09:00 <fawks> Help me out hereeeeeee
07:09:00 <Bastardly_One> grrrrrrrrrrrr @ you and you know who
07:10:00 <Saemon> lol at grrrrrrrr
07:10:00 <Bastardly_One> you always get a reaction but I'm not typing one
07:10:00 <Saemon> cute
07:10:00 <Skirmish> lol I feel I am being lazy. I am targeting articles that are less than 8 pages long.
07:10:00 <fawks> Just find ones and Ctrl+f for keywords
07:11:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh thanks for that tip ... I've gotta write an article for my course I was going to do before IT even
07:11:00 <Bastardly_One> that prof writing one
07:11:00 <fawks> .
07:11:00 <Bastardly_One> they want 5 different styles and blah blah blah
07:12:00 <Bastardly_One> never thought about keywords in articles to find what I want to do
07:12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah remember that?
07:12:00 <Bastardly_One> 200 yrs ago
07:12:00 <Bastardly_One> gonna do it now maybe
07:13:00 <fawks> Bow disinfect your foot
07:13:00 <fawks> Now*
07:13:00 <Saemon> O'Doyle RULES!!
07:14:00 <Saemon> dont worry i was wearin steel caps
07:18:00 <fawks> I think its time for breakfast
07:21:00 <Skirmish> Fawks, How would you define a scholarly article that is not peer reviewed?
07:22:00 <Skirmish> Check your PM when you return from your breakfast.
07:35:00 <fawks> Skirmish are they asking that question
07:35:00 <fawks> Because I'm not sure a journal is considered scholarly if its not peer reviewed
07:35:00 <fawks> Also it has to be less than 10 years old
07:36:00 <fawks> But I usually use ones 5 or less just vos they're more credible
07:36:00 <fawks> Cos*
07:36:00 <Skirmish> I have a piece I found that is written by a Canadian Police Officer. Published in FBI Journal.
07:37:00 <Skirmish> Perfect for what I need it for but I don't think it will pass the test to be classified as "Scholarly".
07:37:00 <fawks> Yeah but another name for a scholarly journal is "refereed, peer-reviewed or academic"
07:37:00 <fawks> So if its not peer reviewed its not scholarly
07:38:00 <fawks> Can you use it as primary?
07:39:00 <fawks> Another thing you can do is check the references in that journal.. They could lead you to a relevant scholarly one
07:40:00 <Skirmish> I could change it to my primary I suppose ... I already have a pretty good one though.
07:41:00 <fawks> also
07:41:00 <fawks> The link you PMd me doesn't work
07:41:00 <fawks> Brokem
07:41:00 <fawks> N
07:41:00 <Skirmish> BORKEN.
07:41:00 <Skirmish> It's ok it has a list of references at the bottom, like you said, I will trace those and see if I can use one of those.
07:42:00 <Skirmish> I don't mind drinking coffee ... but it makes me wee so much!
07:42:00 <fawks> Youre welcome
07:42:00 <fawks> :P
07:42:00 <fawks> Wow that assignment feels so long ago
07:43:00 <fawks> I can't believe how new referencing was like I think I forgot to do hanging indents and the tutor was so nice lol
07:44:00 <Skirmish> When I was at uni in 1998 you could just put footnotes in for your quotes to identify your reference. None of this 30,000 different ways to cite your material.
07:45:00 <fawks> Yeah some referencing still uses footnotes
07:45:00 <fawks> Like Harvard
07:45:00 <fawks> But you have to use what the uni tells you which is gay lol
07:45:00 <fawks> Are you using Chicago? Or APA
07:45:00 <fawks> I used Chicago in that first humanities unit but have used APA since
07:46:00 <Skirmish> Yeah we are using Chicago 16th.
07:47:00 <Skirmish> I will be glad when I get into units that are more relevant to my degree. I am mixed with people doing fine arts and shit. It's uber ghey.
07:47:00 <Skirmish> "I see in this piece by Ima Shitepainter the human suffering of life ..... " I see a mess that looks like it was sharted out ... but ok.
07:48:00 <Skirmish> At least they allow me to refer to my degree with my work though and don't force me to be all artsy fartsy.
07:49:00 <Skirmish> Oh ... and what the fuck is the point of reflective writing? To develop an inner monologue that will talk you out of suicide later or something?
07:55:00 <Pyro-> see how you judge yourself maybe.. could be interesting to refer back to it when you complete your degree and see how your mindset has changed.. or alternatively, see all the things that are wrong with you :P
07:55:00 <Skirmish> What are you talking about? I am perfect already.
07:57:00 <Pyro-> oh well, then it's just a pointless exercise :P
07:57:00 <Pyro-> i don't even know what it is, just felt like inputting something :)
08:00:00 <Skirmish> I could build my final essay around this lone article. Sucks I need 5.
08:02:00 <Skirmish> I think you were actually quite close to what the idea of reflective writing is Pyro-. Well done.
08:02:00 <Pyro-> not bad for a dumb truckie :P
08:04:00 <Pyro-> speaking of which.. gotta go to this place i'm working at monday to do shitty site induction and briefing of my task .. wont be time for that at 5am monday when they'll expect me to start (if not earlier)
08:06:00 <Pyro-> laters
08:17:00 <TheDarkTruth> holy shit on a stick - last time I looked at the clock, it was not this time - or anything like this time.. you know the quote "nothing good happens after 2am", well when you push that out further, that shit is for sure true for 8am and beyond..
08:40:00 <Skirmish> Great things happen during daylight hours.
08:40:00 <Skirmish> Daylight robbery for instance.
08:53:00 <TheDarkTruth> that would depend quite heavily on ones side of participation in the said daylight robbery; whether they be the robber or the robbee
08:58:00 <Skirmish> Both sides are enjoyable. The corrupt media misrepresents the facts when reporting on those incidents.
09:04:00 <Skirmish> There should be a limit on how many times the words "discourse" and "discursive" can be used in one article.
09:06:00 <TheDarkTruth> bloody right-wing media in Australia - constantly, smearing and obfuscating the facts for their own, and the governments agenda... it's a bloody travesty... what's the truth in this tale, which they are actually trying to hide?
09:06:00 <Bastardly_One> 4 mins!
09:06:00 <Bastardly_One> I am starving
09:06:00 <Bastardly_One> can't wait
09:06:00 <TheDarkTruth> god damn it!
09:06:00 <Bastardly_One> nice day out there too
09:06:00 <Skirmish> You should watch The Trews then TheDarkTruth.
09:07:00 <Bastardly_One> so, nice days make me want bakery stuff
09:07:00 <Skirmish> Subscribe, and have it sent daily to your sub conscious mind.
09:07:00 <TheDarkTruth> I was happy in my ignorance of your secret fucking laundry-journey.... and now you've raised it all over again...
09:07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol TheDarkTruth
09:08:00 <Bastardly_One> My dealer came into town ... been and gone ... one whole extra birthday gram
09:08:00 <Bastardly_One> tight bastard
09:08:00 <TheDarkTruth> I have an implant, left by a botched alien abduction that stops brain transmissions....
09:09:00 <Skirmish> I would put the sappy between my ass cheeks before I filled it with your order were I your dealer.
09:09:00 <TheDarkTruth> I don't know if that's a thing...is it? a "birthday gram"? how does it differ from a normal gram? I am guessing it is filled with sorrow and self loathing....?
09:10:00 <Skirmish> Stop distracting me.
09:10:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway ... food
09:11:00 <TheDarkTruth> me? i'm just typing things out there...if you happen to get your eyes between my words and their destination, then I can't help that..
09:12:00 <TheDarkTruth> who cares about his clandestine missions and cloak and dagger goings on....I for one, do not!
09:13:00 <TheDarkTruth> goings ons? going ons? goings on?
09:32:00 <Skirmish> I am going to have to find a way to link this article so everyone can read it. I think it is important to see how we the public have been manipulated when it comes to this war on terror.
09:37:00 <TheDarkTruth> we, the australian public, or we, the "coalition of the willing" in general, public?
09:44:00 <paNdiS> link it link it
09:48:00 <Skirmish> You wouldn't be able to read it paNdiS. It's too difficult for you.
09:48:00 <Skirmish> Morning bee_girl
09:48:00 <bee_girl> morning
09:48:00 <paNdiS> lol
09:48:00 <paNdiS> dont be a dick
09:49:00 <paNdiS> got a link or not?
09:50:00 <Skirmish> Not right now.
09:50:00 <TheDarkTruth> I'd be interested in reading it also....once I get my tinfoil hat on that is, of course...
09:50:00 <Skirmish> I am serious though ... you won't get it.
09:50:00 <Skirmish> It's not a tin foil hat article TheDarkTruth. I dislike those as well.
09:51:00 <Skirmish> I am considering buying this guys books.
09:51:00 <TheDarkTruth> that's exactly what a conspiracy theorist would say, Skirmish....
09:52:00 <TheDarkTruth> who's the author?
09:52:00 <paNdiS> quit belittling my intelligence Skirmish
09:52:00 <Skirmish> He is a lecturer in International Security at a UK University. It's a well explained and foundation based explanation of how Governments are manipulating the populace through language to their own ends.
09:53:00 <Skirmish> Basically herding the general public to go in the direction they want them to based on how they frame and word events.
09:54:00 <Skirmish> The article is called "Security, Democracy, and the Rhetoric of Counter-Terrorism". Author is Richard Jackson.
09:55:00 <TheDarkTruth> and so...he is suggesting that, in reality, there is zero terrorist threat anywhere in the world? or western world? or similar..?
09:55:00 <TheDarkTruth> it's all just manipulation by governments to erode our freedoms and privacy...?
09:55:00 <paNdiS> lol
09:56:00 <TheDarkTruth> i realise that that is potentially over-simplifying it...
09:56:00 <TheDarkTruth> but is that the gist?
09:57:00 <TheDarkTruth> does he also go as far as to suggest that some of the more infamous terrorist acts of recent history, were indeed, false flag attacks?
10:00:00 <Skirmish> Best statement so far. "The "war on terrorism" is a multi-billion dollar exercise to protect Americans from a danger that, excluding the Septermber 11 2001 attacks, killed less people per year over several decades than bee stings and lightening."
10:00:00 <Skirmish> No, he does not suggest there is no threat.
10:02:00 <Skirmish> "Even in 2001, America's worst year of terrorist deaths, the casualties from terrorism were stll vastly outnumbered by deaths from auto-related accidents, gun crimes, alcohol and tobacco-related illness, suicides and a large number of diseases like influenza, cancer and heart disease."
10:03:00 <paNdiS> So this is primarily directed at America
10:03:00 <paNdiS> their war on terror, not the rest of the world.
10:03:00 <Skirmish> America is the primary country leading the war on terrorism.
10:03:00 <paNdiS> just to clarify..
10:03:00 <Skirmish> Theirs is different to ours is it?
10:03:00 <Skirmish> See, this is why I told you that you wouldn't get it.
10:04:00 <paNdiS> that's not what I said
10:04:00 <TheDarkTruth> I think what he is saying, could quite easily be transposed to Europe, and to a lesser degree Australia....
10:04:00 <Skirmish> 10:03 paNdiS: their war on terror, not the rest of the world. <---- Explain what you meant.
10:05:00 <Skirmish> TheDarkTruth: That is correct. What is happening in America IS happening in other western countries that are allied with America in their "war on terror".
10:05:00 <paNdiS> It's not as if we've left ourselves open for attacks on our soil thouogh TheDarkTruth
10:05:00 <TheDarkTruth> I don't think there is any doubting that the USA is absolutely using the war on terror to feed their industrial war machine...
10:06:00 <Skirmish> We're not open for attacks on our soil? Get back under your rock paNdiS.
10:06:00 <TheDarkTruth> we're just as vulnerable to an attack as anyone else, paNdiS...
10:06:00 <Skirmish> This conversation is far above your ability to contribute Panda.
10:07:00 <TheDarkTruth> i'd go as far to say, that with most of the country having that exact same attitude, we are potentially more culnerable..
10:07:00 <TheDarkTruth> culnerable? vulnerable*
10:07:00 <paNdiS> "The "war on terrorism" is a multi-billion dollar exercise to protect Americans from a danger that, excluding the Septermber 11 2001 attacks, killed less people per year over several decades than bee stings and lightening." That's clearly what I was refering to with "Their war on terror". Because otherwise that statement is absolute bullshit.
10:08:00 <paNdiS> omgosh
10:08:00 <paNdiS> can't reason with people like him
10:08:00 <TheDarkTruth> do you, Skirmish (but really either of you) think that any of the attacks in recent history were, possibly, false flag attacks?
10:09:00 <Skirmish> TheDarkTruth: I think this sums it up. "In a world of multiple threats, many of which pose a far greater risk to individual safety, the fact that terrorism is widely seen as posing the greatest and most immediate threat is due to the deliberate construction of a discourse of danger."
10:09:00 <paNdiS> I'm not sure if I would want to know TheDarkTruth..
10:10:00 <Skirmish> TheDarkTruth: There is a school in thought that suggests that some attacks attributed towards terrorist organisations are false flag attacks to get an agenda started.
10:10:00 <paNdiS> I wouldn't put the idea past government agencies that act outside of the government.
10:10:00 <paNdiS> school of thought..
10:10:00 <TheDarkTruth> but just because we have a greater chance of being hit by a car (which, by the way is only a greater odd because we are surrounded by them, every where we go) does not mean that the threat of a terrorist attack is negligible....
10:11:00 <paNdiS> that and terrorism didn't just spring up out of no-where..
10:12:00 <Skirmish> He isn't suggesting it's negligible. He is just saying that we view it as a higher threat than a lot of others because of this use of language by governments, media that has constructed the level of danger.
10:12:00 <paNdiS> 9/11, when terrorism was invented! lol
10:14:00 <TheDarkTruth> paNdiS: you know that it is a known fact, since in declassified documents that the USA has undertaken false flag attacks - most notably in the 1910's in the Battle of Trinidad (or something)....
10:14:00 <paNdiS> SO the only way to prove this guy wrong is to cease our counter-terrorism effort in Australia, America and Europe and see how it all pans out..
10:15:00 <B1-not-here> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/unmasked-aussie-jihadists-heading-into-islamic-state-terror-zones
10:16:00 <Skirmish> I will put anyone that engages paNdiS on ignore. I have no wish to see half a conversation with his stupidity.
10:17:00 <paNdiS> TheDarkTruth it'd be silly for anybody to suggest that throughout history "false flag attacks" haven't occurred.
10:18:00 <paNdiS> I suppose I'm just not as surprised as Skirmish by the idea.
10:21:00 <TheDarkTruth> then what, Skirmish, does he, Mr Richard Jackson, suggest the governments, and us by proxy do...?
10:31:00 <TheDarkTruth> the word "discourse" is uttered 66 times in that paper...
10:32:00 <Skirmish> I haven't reached the end of the article. I don't think he is suggesting what anyone should do, he is just making people aware that how things are being laid out for them, is carefully orchestrated to create a sense of fear and hatred in them that justifies the actions of the government of the day to go beyond what would normally be seen as "ok".
10:34:00 <Skirmish> Or in the sense of applying it to Australia right now ... Team Australia is a carefully laid out and choreographed deflection away from a failing government about to be exposed as the creators of a budget disaster. Yeah, we suck ... but TERRORISTS! Yeah, we should maybe look into that but TERRORISTS!
10:34:00 <Skirmish> People unite behind conflict. It is being created and over inflated to unite and curb focus on an otherwise inept government.
10:36:00 <Skirmish> Or to steal Dr Jackson's words "to enforce social discipline, mute dissent, and increase the powers of the national security state." Anti Terror laws anyone?
10:37:00 <TheDarkTruth> I think that is possibly oversimplifying it a little, as far as Australia is concerned, and at the same time giving our politicians a little more credit than they are otherwise due...
10:39:00 <Skirmish> I think the concept is used a lot, but in this instance for Australia I think it is being used in this particular way.
10:40:00 <TheDarkTruth> I think, the impact that these laws have on everyday citizens, is absolutely an afterthought and just an added bonus for the government of Australia..
10:41:00 <Skirmish> We're heading down a path that America has been going down for quite some time.
10:42:00 <TheDarkTruth> we've actually beat them down this path... we'll meet them at the end..
10:42:00 <Skirmish> The question asked is "How many freedoms and rights are you prepared to give up to allow your government to allow you to feel "safe"."
10:42:00 <TheDarkTruth> look at the aussie gun laws..
10:42:00 <TheDarkTruth> aussie knife laws..
10:42:00 <TheDarkTruth> aussie association laws.. or Queensland ones, anyway.....for the moment..
10:42:00 <Skirmish> No way they are a lot further down this path.
10:43:00 <TheDarkTruth> aussie internet privacy (or lack thereof) laws..
10:43:00 <TheDarkTruth> aussie stop and frisk laws..
10:43:00 <TheDarkTruth> aussie stop and search (vehicle) laws...
10:44:00 <TheDarkTruth> we're already a police state..
10:44:00 <Fez> Aussie john laws
10:44:00 <TheDarkTruth> ahh.. I see what you did there..
10:47:00 <Fez> Im not black
10:48:00 <TheDarkTruth> he better have a nice little wrap up, summary and, most importantly, a fucking point at the end of this paper...
10:50:00 <Thoth> TheDarkTruth: I agree, except on your gun laws bs. The requirement to have a suitable need before you can own a gun seems very reasonable and totally realistic
10:50:00 <Skirmish> Just about to start reading his conlusion.
10:50:00 <Thoth> Oh wait you said police not nanny. Nevermind, I don't agree.
10:51:00 <TheDarkTruth> well that was fairly short-lived support..
10:52:00 <Thoth> How was march in march anyway, or as I like to call it, the march against anything?
10:52:00 <TheDarkTruth> at any rate, I agree to a certain degree that to own a gun you should have "some" need - but, why can't that need be as simple as; 'because I want to hunt things, and eat them'?
10:53:00 <Thoth> That is a need
10:53:00 <TheDarkTruth> and why must the same laws, also extend to bows, compound and reflex and similar weapons.?
10:54:00 <Thoth> Because they're more lethal than some handguns?
10:54:00 <Skirmish> Because fuckwits keep doing stupid shit with those weapons.
10:55:00 <Skirmish> When you go around randomly shooting shit up with your bow and society gets to see pictures of animals wandering around with arrows in them then you have to expect a backlash.
10:55:00 <TheDarkTruth> ooop... I think you need to take a leaf out of Richard Jacksons paper Skirmish - what are the numbers on that "stupid shit" does it justify denying average law-abiding people the right to own said weapon?
10:55:00 <Skirmish> Governments respond to that backlash in the best way they know how. They ban it because it is viewed as a tough approach and it gives a boost in the polls.
10:56:00 <paNdiS> It's not just if someone decides to leave their house and terrorize people with a compound bow that places a restriction on owning one
10:56:00 <Skirmish> Where in all of Australian law does it say you have a "right" to own a weapon?
10:56:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: they also were commonly fired in public places and the lack of a loud bang didn't alert the public to it. Unless you saw it you wouldn't know. But one small mistake and its through somebodys chest
10:56:00 <paNdiS> it's the obvious threat the weapon would possess in the wrong hands that places a restriction on anyone owning one
10:57:00 <Thoth> TheDarkTruth: you are allowed to own a weapon anyway, if you have sufficient need? So wtf are you dribbling about?
10:57:00 <Skirmish> If you want rights when it comes to owning weapons TheDarkTruth I think you need to save up and move to the good ole US of A.
10:57:00 <paNdiS> since Port Arthor we've had, how many spree shootings?
10:57:00 <paNdiS> Arthur.
10:57:00 <TheDarkTruth> "right" was the wrong word.. how about "desire"?
10:57:00 <Skirmish> How many did we have before Port Arthur?
10:57:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: as always your statements are fucking retarded
10:58:00 <TheDarkTruth> before Port Arthur - a few..
10:58:00 <paNdiS> I agree with you on this Thoth.
10:58:00 <Thoth> AIC recently reported in NSW a fall in all areas of crime for the first time ever, which included a continued fall in gun crime
10:58:00 <Thoth> Although Port Arthur didn't really have anything to do with that
10:58:00 <Skirmish> Was Port Arthur a rare event that was capitalised on by a government by installing the populace with a sense of fear to unite behind and as a result, pursue their agenda? OH, links into this article perfectly.
10:59:00 <Skirmish> lol but he agrees with you Thoth! You can't point out he is a fucking idiot when he is agreeing with you! THIS IS ABSURD!
10:59:00 <Skirmish> THIS ... IS ... AUSTNET!
10:59:00 <Thoth> You're right. I should join ISIS
11:00:00 <paNdiS> yawn
11:01:00 <paNdiS> if calling me an idiot gives you a sense of superiority, something you clearly need, right on brother..
11:01:00 <TheDarkTruth> one would assume that, if gun laws were really stopping criminals from committing gun crime, then the rates of crime using other weapons would have to rise - because they are not rehabilitating the criminal, they are stopping them from accessing a firearm...
11:01:00 <Thoth> Stop saying idiot things and I won't call you an idiot, idiot
11:01:00 <paNdiS> not you Thoth
11:01:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish
11:01:00 <Skirmish> Refer to what Thoth just said.
11:01:00 <Thoth> TheDarkTruth: who said gun laws are stopping gun crime? Aside from paNdiS
11:02:00 <TheDarkTruth> again, I realise that that's once again a very simplified view of statistics, but even still...
11:02:00 <TheDarkTruth> errrr...
11:02:00 <paNdiS> I never said gun laws are stopping gun crime.
11:03:00 <TheDarkTruth> actually, looking back over the text, no one actually said it - it was just implied..
11:03:00 <paNdiS> mm
11:03:00 <Thoth> TheDarkTruth: is it really that massive of a leap that if you feel you're entitled to a gun, or desire a gun, that you join up with a gun club, get an education about safe gun use, and complete the licensing paperwork?
11:03:00 <Thoth> Is that really so wrong? If yes, please explain
11:04:00 <paNdiS> lol
11:04:00 <Skirmish> If you are prepared to join a gun club ... it is actually quite easy to get a licence and afterwards, a gun by following the rules.
11:04:00 <TheDarkTruth> I have issues with the black and whiteness of the police checks, that ultimately restrict someone from obtaining a gun...
11:05:00 <Skirmish> I think when I did it ... it was 12 supervised shoots before you could apply for your licence.
11:05:00 <Skirmish> Is a police check stopping you TheDarkTruth?
11:05:00 <Thoth> TheDarkTruth: and how are we different to say, America, who also subject gun license applicants to a police check?
11:05:00 <TheDarkTruth> insisting you are educated and trained is safe and responsible gun use, and storage is great..
11:06:00 <TheDarkTruth> because their police checks are, for all intents and purposes, rudimentary...
11:06:00 <TheDarkTruth> and yes, it is stopping me from obtaining a gun - not that I really want one..
11:06:00 <TheDarkTruth> but, the truth is, if I could get one, I probably would..
11:06:00 <Thoth> Have you applied for a gun license and been rejected?
11:07:00 <TheDarkTruth> before all the gun laws changed I used to go hunting all the time with my brothers and uncles..
11:07:00 <paNdiS> nice
11:08:00 <TheDarkTruth> no, I have not - I see no point in bringing undue and unnecessary attention upon myself, from the federal government when I know what the answer will be..
11:08:00 <Thoth> Oh? So whats on your criminal record?
11:08:00 <TheDarkTruth> that sounded far more ominous that it was intended..
11:08:00 <paNdiS> lol
11:08:00 <TheDarkTruth> than*
11:08:00 <paNdiS> it was amusing
11:09:00 <paNdiS> think of all the dubious crimes
11:09:00 <TheDarkTruth> Thoth, stuff...
11:09:00 <TheDarkTruth> bits and pieces I have collected over the years... you know how it is..
11:09:00 <Thoth> Such as?
11:09:00 <paNdiS> I know your secret TheDarkTruth.. habitual Jay Walker.
11:09:00 <Skirmish> Being committed for the regulatory 3 days to a psych ward.
11:10:00 <TheDarkTruth> damn it! I knew I should not have put my police check on facebook..
11:10:00 <TheDarkTruth> I said at the time "this is going to come back and bite me, I know it"....and here we are..
11:10:00 <Skirmish> Mine is squeaky clean. No negative points.
11:12:00 <TheDarkTruth> and Thoth; the odds of me, relaying to you, a complete stranger, in an open forum of an internet chat room, the things that are on my criminal record, are so infinitesimally small, that they are almost, statistically insignificant..
11:12:00 <TheDarkTruth> just so we're clear :)
11:13:00 <paNdiS> It's not wise to suppress the inherent instinct found in man to hunt and kill.
11:13:00 <Skirmish> Another words ... there's nothing on it worth bragging about.
11:13:00 <Thoth> The odds of be being concerned about the liberty of a firearms license refusal on the grounds of criminal record, are probably about the same
11:13:00 <Skirmish> ... and on that note ... I will go and grab something to eat and avoid more paNdiS moronic comments.
11:13:00 <TheDarkTruth> jesus - who brags about a criminal record?
11:17:00 <fawks> Me
11:17:00 <Thoth> Plenty
11:17:00 <fawks> I once killed a gosh with a spoon
11:17:00 <fawks> A goat
11:17:00 <TheDarkTruth> are you suggesting that the reasons they define as sufficient to deny a license, are, in actual fact probably not going to be used to actually deny a license? are you saying that, in most cases, unless the person has just got out of long bay, for a string or armed robberies, they will grant a license?
11:17:00 <fawks> Dammit
11:17:00 <Thoth> Just last night Saemon was bragging about being in 3 different illegal bikie gangs, and how he was going to bash me or something
11:17:00 <TheDarkTruth> is that what you're saying Thoth?
11:17:00 <fawks> Lol saemon couldn't kill a dead insect
11:18:00 <TheDarkTruth> is that because the insect in question is, in fact, already dead?
11:18:00 <Thoth> TheDarkTruth: I'm saying that I agree with the grounds of refusal and wouldn't feel comfortable with people meeting that criteria owning a weapon, and that perhaps people meeting that criteria should focus on correcting their lives rather than worrying about owning a gun
11:19:00 <Thoth> fawks: it was really really funny. I said one word and an abbreviation, and he completely stopped talking to me
11:20:00 <TheDarkTruth> there is no statute of limitations for criminal history when applying for a weapon - so how do you know that the person has not already "turned their life around" and been living a good, and just existence for the past 2, or 3, or 4 decades?
11:20:00 <Thoth> This was just after he was carrying on about how big and tough he is and how he imagines me to be a scrawny runt who he could split in half
11:21:00 <Thoth> TheDarkTruth: that depends on the conviction
11:22:00 <Thoth> 10 years iirc
11:23:00 <Thoth> Yep, 10
11:23:00 <TheDarkTruth> wait - so you're saying there is a statute of limitations? 10 years?
11:23:00 <TheDarkTruth> that has not always been the case...
11:23:00 <Thoth> It is not "statute of limitations"
11:23:00 <Skirmish> lol a goat with a spoon.
11:23:00 <Thoth> That is a law concerning conviction
11:24:00 <Thoth> It is criteria for criminal records being a valid reason for refusal
11:24:00 <Thoth> This is why I was asking you what your conviction was
11:24:00 <Thoth> Because I have no idea what I'm talking about :D
11:24:00 <TheDarkTruth> "when" would have been sufficient then...
11:24:00 <Thoth> nope
11:25:00 <TheDarkTruth> it's only for some crimes?
11:25:00 <Thoth> Crimes of sexual nature, organised crime, or terrorism, will likely see that you never hold a firearm
11:25:00 <TheDarkTruth> nup, none of them..
11:25:00 <Thoth> It is not written in law however they will place a firearm prohibition order on you, on application
11:25:00 <TheDarkTruth> there was nothing organised about my crime, I can assure you...
11:27:00 <BigBrother> Big Brother LIVE NOMINATIONS
11:28:00 <Thoth> paNdiS loves big brother
11:28:00 <Thoth> Take him to the land of nobody gives a fuck
11:28:00 <TheDarkTruth> I should probably go and read the legislature - it seems as though it may have changed in the last decade or 2...
11:28:00 <BigBrother> paNdiS is a loser
11:29:00 <Thoth> Fuck. You know? :(
11:37:00 <Skirmish> paNdiS should idle in #cats where he has more of a chance of fitting in.
11:38:00 <Thoth> I thought a similiar thing, except it was huffing paint with delinqent school kids
11:39:00 <BigBrother> lolololololololol
11:39:00 <BigBrother> Skirmish
11:39:00 <BigBrother> Skirmish: how are you?
11:45:00 <Skirmish> I imagine paNdiS sits there with this song on repeat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXCaEU-zSYQ
11:45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shannon Noll-What about me.mp4 (Dec 16, 2011) 3:22 - Category: Comedy - 101,729 views - 356 likes (96.5%), 13 dislikes (3.5%)
11:51:00 <crash> morning all
11:52:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTi6LG8aeK8
11:52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Transport Tycoon Deluxe - Soundtrack (Adlib) (Oct 9, 2011) 01:20:10 - Category: Music - 32,575 views - 277 likes (97.9%), 6 dislikes (2.1%)
11:52:00 <Thoth> Just listen to that on repeat for several weeks
11:53:00 <Student> morning
11:54:00 <doctor> morn
11:56:00 <crash> hey Student and doctor, whats the gossip ?
11:56:00 <Student> :)
11:57:00 <crash> Thoth, good game though, i use to play it for days on end
11:57:00 <Student> scotland is still with britain
11:57:00 <crash> yeah seen that on the news last night
11:57:00 <crash> didn't we have a referendum a decade ago
12:01:00 <paNdiS> crash you motherF
12:01:00 <paNdiS> :P
12:01:00 <paNdiS> did you quit gaming?
12:05:00 <crash> yeah got bored of it ;/
12:06:00 <crash> and a little bit busy so haven't had the time anyhow
12:06:00 <paNdiS> yeah? what're you doin' these days
12:07:00 <crash> working / studying
12:07:00 <paNdiS> uni/tafe?
12:07:00 <crash> yeah uni - accounting ;/
12:08:00 <paNdiS> choice
12:08:00 <paNdiS> why accounting?
12:09:00 <crash> not sure really :) i ask myself that now
12:09:00 <paNdiS> haha
12:09:00 <crash> it's not that bad though
12:10:00 <crash> what have you been upto ?
12:10:00 <Skirmish> Accountants get all the sluts.
12:11:00 <crash> im broke all the time so not sure on how good i am going to be after i finish
12:11:00 <paNdiS> I've been working on myself all year
12:12:00 <crash> you still playing battlefield ?
12:12:00 <BigBrother> Big Brother LIVE NOMINATIONS
12:12:00 <paNdiS> yep
12:13:00 <paNdiS> broke my hand four weeks ago now a couple days before I was going to finally go back to labor work, go me
12:13:00 <paNdiS> :D
12:13:00 <crash> haha nice
12:13:00 <paNdiS> healing up nice so I can game :P
12:13:00 <BigBrother> You are a loser paNdiS
12:13:00 <paNdiS> thank you BigBrother.
12:14:00 <Lumeah> i did that with my foot! lol
12:14:00 <paNdiS> :S
12:14:00 <paNdiS> lol
12:14:00 <paNdiS> did your foot take a year to heal?
12:15:00 <paNdiS> mine did
12:15:00 <Lumeah> took twice as long as it should
12:15:00 <paNdiS> :/
12:15:00 <Lumeah> wired ahy
12:15:00 <paNdiS> not really, well not if you were on it still
12:15:00 <Lumeah> had a space boot
12:15:00 <paNdiS> didja!
12:16:00 <Lumeah> yup
12:16:00 <paNdiS> i just had mine strapped up
12:16:00 <Lumeah> ahh
12:16:00 <paNdiS> have a bone sticking out now
12:16:00 <paNdiS> forever
12:16:00 <paNdiS> lol
12:16:00 <Lumeah> aww haha
12:17:00 <Lumeah> i have a lose bone in the tip of my ring finger .lol
12:17:00 <paNdiS> going to have to have surgery on my hand
12:17:00 <paNdiS> really?
12:17:00 <Lumeah> oh man
12:17:00 <Lumeah> yup
12:17:00 <paNdiS> what's it like, is it fun to move around?
12:17:00 <paNdiS> haha
12:17:00 <paNdiS> yeah "elective" surgery
12:17:00 <Lumeah> nah i can feel it , just forget about it lol
12:17:00 <Lumeah> lol
12:17:00 <paNdiS> lol
12:23:00 <paNdiS> rude
12:23:00 <paNdiS> I was sniffing
12:23:00 <Thoth> gaaay
12:28:00 <Skirmish> lame and uber homo.
12:30:00 <Skirmish> I don't think that would even work in #teens ... even if it were still full of teens. Are you high or something and that is making you childish?
12:32:00 <Thoth> hmmm...
12:32:00 <Thoth> I wonder if I can find a nice bushwalk somewhere, that isnt packed with tourists, today
12:33:00 <Thoth> then again I could play red alert
12:36:00 <BigBrother> Thoth have you ever thought about wiggling your bum in the tourists faces
12:37:00 <Student> risky
12:53:00 <BigBrother> lolololololololol
12:53:00 <BigBrother> The OOMPA LOOMPA
13:12:00 <BigBrother> Skirmish
13:12:00 <BigBrother> Skirmish: how are you?
13:18:00 <Skirmish> I am the earthly incarnation of a demi god. How are you?
13:19:00 <Rak> couldn't make it to full godhood huh?
13:20:00 <BigBrother> Skirmish tell us about the uni drop out
13:20:00 <Skirmish> Rak: I have to leave something to achieve for later in life.
13:21:00 <Skirmish> Drop out? I am researching peer reviewed articles for my university study as we speak BigBrother.
13:21:00 <BigBrother> It's time to go
13:21:00 <BigBrother> It's time to go Skirmish
13:21:00 <BigBrother> Skirmish we all know you dropped out of uni and now you are pretending that you 'swapped courses'
13:21:00 <BigBrother> lolololololololol
13:22:00 <Mew> what are u doing in here BigBrother?
13:22:00 <BigBrother> Big Brother LIVE NOMINATIONS
13:22:00 <BigBrother> I'm looking for some potential intruders
13:23:00 <BigBrother> And while I'm at it I've decided to torment Skirmish
13:23:00 <Mew> oh joy
13:23:00 <Skirmish> Mayo is always roaming irc pretending to be someone he's not. He's been doing it for a decade. I suppose it is his escape from his real life.
13:24:00 <Mew> is that the guy with the big shiny girl lips?
13:24:00 <Skirmish> Also, just for the record. I am still doing the same course so not sure where you got the idea I swapped courses.
13:24:00 <Skirmish> I don't know Mew. Unlike mayo, I haven't taken deep interest in people from irc. I couldn't even tell you what he looks like even though I have been shown his pic.
13:26:00 <Rak> lol shiny girl lips?
13:26:00 <fawks> And stay out
13:27:00 <Mew> I just remember big shiny DSL's
13:27:00 <Student> borning
13:27:00 <Student> *boring
13:27:00 <Mew> boreo
13:27:00 <Thoth> Hi there. Pleased to meet you
13:27:00 <Mew> boreo mcdurry
13:27:00 <Student> now you are dragging it too far
13:28:00 <Thoth> durriderbruzz
13:28:00 <Mew> I'll drag it wherever I kindly briefly want
13:28:00 <Student> vixen
13:28:00 <Thoth> I feel like crap. Like the chinese last night was drugged, or I caught hiv from the karaoke mic
13:28:00 <Thoth> Worth it but
13:28:00 <BigBrother> Skirmish, hey how ya doing? Sorry you can't get through. Why don't you leave your name, and your number, and I'll get back to you
13:29:00 <BigBrother> LOLOLOOLOLOLoLOLOLOL
13:29:00 <Rak> hahaha is DSL dick sucking lips?
13:29:00 <Mew> where are the ops this guy is turrible
13:29:00 <Mew> yeah Rak lol
13:29:00 <Rak> hahaha
13:32:00 <BigBrother> lolololololololol
13:32:00 <BigBrother> FAGGOT
13:33:00 <Thoth> https://www.facebook.com/Australian.Greens/posts/10152345333738663
13:33:00 <Thoth> "To change everything, we need everyone!"
13:33:00 <Thoth> Thats right, its another march against everything
13:34:00 <Thoth> rabble rabble rabble rabble
13:34:00 <Skirmish> Why are you reading anything to do with the Greens?
13:34:00 <Thoth> They're funny
13:35:00 <BigBrother> Skirmish why are you talking at all?
13:35:00 <BigBrother> LOLOLOLOLOLOL
13:35:00 <BigBrother> FAGGOT
13:36:00 <Thoth> I am quite an environmentalist, except I don't support "The Greens" who are a collection of psuedo-politicians against capitolism
13:41:00 <Skirmish> Bunch of hair armpit hippies.
13:41:00 <doctor> the greens are very cringe worthy
13:42:00 <doctor> this is too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNMZo31LziM
13:42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: It's On Us: Sexual Assault PSA (Sep 18, 2014) 0:33 - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 105,081 views - likes (76.7%), 272 dislikes (23.3%)
13:42:00 <doctor> they seem so... brainwashed
13:44:00 <doctor> if you ever encounter someone who is involved in a cult, they think very similarly to greens supporters and Obama followers
13:52:00 <Thoth> Says a real lot when the leader of the greens party resigns so he may take up leadership in a organisation convicted of piracy of the seas
13:54:00 <doctor> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/78/SSCS_Flag.jpg
13:55:00 <doctor> reminds me of the ISIS flag
13:57:00 <doctor> thankfully we are a secular nation where ideologies can't turn people into a means to an end
13:58:00 <Rak> hahahaha
13:58:00 <Thoth> Well they share a similar ideal that human casuality for their illegitimate causes is acceptable and of no concern
13:58:00 <Rak> please tell me you're not an abbott supporter?
13:58:00 <Rak> the irony would be too much
14:06:00 <paNdiS> What is is that you do that makes you quite the enviromentalist?
14:07:00 <paNdiS> key word being do
14:07:00 <paNdiS> as in actively do that establishes you as quite the enviromentalist?
14:07:00 <Mew> here it comes
14:07:00 <paNdiS> it's a fair question.
14:10:00 <Skirmish> Mr Quasi-intellectual is out of the bag again.
14:10:00 <Student> boring
14:10:00 <Rak> who's he talking to?
14:10:00 <Loof> never gonna lay down, we aint goin' nowhere, you can come and give a try
14:10:00 <paNdiS> pkeep playing your last card Skirmish.
14:10:00 <paNdiS> keep*
14:10:00 <BMP> Skirmish..... we need to discuss something, its about paNdiS....
14:11:00 <BMP> The other week he went hardcore at me about "tallking behind his bacK"rah rah, you know the same old shit...
14:11:00 <BMP> And then one night when you werent here he made a comment about you and your wife, just out of the blue
14:11:00 <paNdiS> haha
14:11:00 <BMP> and when i asked him to not talk about you when you werent here, he went mental, and ended up getting banned
14:11:00 <paNdiS> LOL
14:12:00 <Skirmish> Yeah he's been trying to bait me by bagging out my mrs.
14:12:00 <paNdiS> I told you you couldn't not talk about me
14:12:00 <BMP> jah
14:12:00 <BMP> Not working is it?
14:12:00 <paNdiS> it did last night
14:12:00 <paNdiS> pulled him right into abusing ooomp.
14:12:00 <Skirmish> No. He can't get women, what makes him think his opinion matters?
14:12:00 <paNdiS> it was lolarious
14:12:00 <Loof> the alternating caps in your nick is so new and fresh paNdiS, how did you ever come up with the idea??
14:13:00 <Skirmish> Now he is taking credit for natural evolution of the chat happening in the channel. He is so desperate to achieve something yet fails so much.
14:13:00 <BMP> heh
14:13:00 <paNdiS> hah
14:13:00 <BMP> yer he does that, pretends his toying with u :)
14:13:00 <paNdiS> he's*
14:13:00 <BMP> and youo're falling into his trap :)
14:13:00 <BMP> he so lame
14:13:00 <Skirmish> He does it once the penny drops and he realises you've been making fun of him for 45 minutes.
14:13:00 <Loof> i've never seen that before
14:14:00 <BMP> ah well, new day, same old shit for him, surprised he doesnt expect it more
14:14:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish = sore loser.
14:14:00 <Loof> how'd the date with your mother go? did you get any action?
14:14:00 <paNdiS> the excuse never changes
14:14:00 <Skirmish> Even loof scores points making fun of paNdiS. You know you're a scumbag loser when Loof gets it over on you.
14:14:00 <paNdiS> It's just nice to put an asshole like you in your place.
14:15:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b89_1411165439
14:15:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Luckiest cyclist in Russia and quite possibly the world (Date: Sep-19-2014, 5 hours ago) - Views: 24028 - Played: 17159
14:15:00 <paNdiS> all this hostility hahaha
14:16:00 <Loof> gtfo Ana_Ng with your cuntrot
14:16:00 <paNdiS> BMP did you get bored of my little games in ps3 with you?
14:16:00 <paNdiS> took you a while to clue on.. as in I had to tell you for you to clue on. And now you don't do it anymore :(
14:16:00 <paNdiS> good doggie *pets*
14:17:00 <BMP> yer, it was kinda lame u kept kicking me from that idle channel
14:17:00 <BMP> so i left
14:17:00 <paNdiS> that's not how the story goes
14:17:00 <BMP> oh?
14:17:00 <BMP> go on then
14:18:00 <paNdiS> why do you always change the facts?
14:18:00 <BMP> (remember i have logs)
14:18:00 <BMP> but go on
14:18:00 <paNdiS> you do one thing in one channel and say you didnt in the other
14:18:00 <BMP> r u high rn?
14:18:00 <paNdiS> you're the choofer not me.
14:18:00 <Skirmish> paNdiS: Put me in my place? LOL make sure you keep a log of when you think that happens because nobody else is going to notice.
14:18:00 <paNdiS> and there's the "are you high" copout
14:18:00 <BMP> so go on then
14:19:00 <BMP> tell this story
14:19:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish, why're you so concerned about what other people do or don't notice?
14:19:00 <Loof> wash your ass Ana_Ng ffs
14:19:00 <Skirmish> Tell us about that girl you beat on paNdiS. Justify why you resorted to violence against a woman.
14:19:00 <paNdiS> BMP I'm good, you've calmed down recently.
14:20:00 <BMP> so youre not going to tell this story?
14:20:00 <paNdiS> the old beating up women thing
14:20:00 <paNdiS> copout
14:20:00 <paNdiS> what girl do I beat up?
14:20:00 <BMP> dude, youre the only one copping out :)
14:20:00 <BMP> tell the story already
14:20:00 <Loof> boring fuckers
14:20:00 <Skirmish> Because you are going to bang on about it forever paNdiS and people are going to want evidence because I don't think anyone considers you capable of the task you set yourself.
14:20:00 <paNdiS> in channel BMP?
14:20:00 <BMP> lol
14:20:00 <paNdiS> what people
14:20:00 <BMP> "in channel"
14:20:00 <BMP> so srs :)
14:21:00 <Skirmish> Yes in channel. You bring everything you want to say about people into channel.
14:21:00 <BMP> just do it
14:21:00 <paNdiS> why would people in here give a shit about that Skirmish?
14:21:00 <Skirmish> lol you need pictures drawn for you paNdiS.
14:21:00 <paNdiS> haven't you two noticed that people don't give a shit?
14:21:00 <BMP> "the people"
14:21:00 <BMP> so srs
14:21:00 <paNdiS> you're both constantly trying to impress people on irc
14:21:00 <Student> pandis and Skirmish, you both made my saturday, keep rocking ;P
14:22:00 <BMP> lol no
14:22:00 <Skirmish> Well if nobody gives a shit, tell is in channel about why you violently attacked a female.
14:22:00 <BMP> wow, just wow
14:22:00 <Skirmish> us*
14:22:00 <BMP> gosh, i really do wish you'd cut the irc cord
14:22:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kupqNJ10DzA
14:22:00 <paNdiS> Mew's the one with the details
14:22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kodagain - Lick a Lolly (Aug 31, 2014) 2:21 - Category: Music - 1,512 views - 10 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
14:22:00 <paNdiS> ask her
14:22:00 <BMP> we're on a totally different level to how serious this all is
14:22:00 <paNdiS> it's her story
14:22:00 <BMP> its so weird
14:22:00 <Skirmish> You run to ircops when Mew tells the story.
14:22:00 <paNdiS> and a pretty good one since you're still on about it
14:23:00 <Mew> lmao
14:23:00 <paNdiS> it is pretty lol
14:23:00 <Skirmish> So come on paNdiS. You want to drag people around in the channel, this is what it's like. Tell me, and BMP, and anyone else that may be curious about the time you beat a woman.
14:23:00 <Skirmish> We're all proverbial ears.
14:23:00 <paNdiS> there's nothing to tell..
14:23:00 <BMP> im still waiting on my story :/
14:23:00 <paNdiS> you tell me
14:23:00 <BlackDevil> in case you missed it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bPwfLe13Uo
14:23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it during TV interview (Sep 18, 2014) 0:37 - Category: Pets & Animals - 2,753,131 views - 3,948 likes (92.7%), 312 dislikes (7.3%)
14:24:00 <paNdiS> BlackDevil babes you get those heels I sent you?
14:24:00 <BlackDevil> ?
14:24:00 <Skirmish> Nawwww he's clamming up and doesn't want to play anymore. Poor paNdiS doesn't like it.
14:24:00 <BlackDevil> no
14:24:00 <paNdiS> ow
14:24:00 <paNdiS> mebe I kept them for myself
14:24:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish, I said there's nothing to tell, it never happened
14:24:00 <BMP> total cop out
14:25:00 <paNdiS> LOL BlackDevil sucked in Jack
14:26:00 <Student> pics?
14:26:00 <Skirmish> Mew: Are you telling us that your story of panda beating up a chick was all fiction?
14:26:00 <BMP> oi
14:27:00 <BMP> i was first, when is panda telling me my story
14:27:00 <Skirmish> You need to give him time to come up with a story first.
14:27:00 <BMP> yer
14:27:00 <Skirmish> Hopefully one that doesn't include multiple playstation 4's.
14:27:00 <BMP> well i got the logs right infront of me...
14:27:00 <Student> Mew is a story maker her self , do not believe her ;)
14:27:00 <BMP> so it'll be interesting to see what the nutter comes up with
14:28:00 <Skirmish> Mew is lovely. I believe everything she says.
14:28:00 <Student> your fault
14:28:00 <Mew> there's plenty of people who know about the girl he bashed
14:28:00 <paNdiS> lol
14:28:00 <paNdiS> some girl I've never met
14:28:00 <BMP> yer
14:28:00 <Student> hey you girl basher :P
14:28:00 <Skirmish> She is a respectable member of the irc austnet community. Not like this paNdiS reject. His life achievement is surviving his own botched abortion.
14:28:00 <paNdiS> hey youu!
14:29:00 <BMP> ive heard it from about 4 to five ppl already
14:29:00 <Mew> yeah yeah whatever helps u sleep lol
14:29:00 <paNdiS> lol
14:29:00 <paNdiS> what's the chicks name again Mew?
14:30:00 <Mew> check the emails to ur 'lawyers' loooool
14:30:00 <paNdiS> if I know her I should have mutual friends with her
14:30:00 <paNdiS> and they should be on facebook
14:30:00 <paNdiS> and so should she
14:30:00 <Student> liar Mew
14:30:00 <Student> kindly briefly gently tell us her name Mew? :P
14:30:00 <Mew> she is, I have 6 mutual friends w/ her
14:31:00 <Student> name Mew, name
14:31:00 <paNdiS> name
14:31:00 <Student> liar
14:31:00 <Student> paNdiS not found guilty
14:32:00 <Student> you can move to higher court to press charges against Mew
14:32:00 <Mew> id say she'd have u blocked considering the circumstances lol
14:32:00 <paNdiS> Mew's story is absolutely bullshit because I'm still on a bond, the story is that I bashed a chick and that she was taken to hospital by ambulance
14:32:00 <paNdiS> now to debunk
14:32:00 <paNdiS> I am on a bond
14:32:00 <paNdiS> still
14:32:00 <Mew> you have her name you sent it to all ur lawyers remember
14:32:00 <paNdiS> I break the bond I go to piron
14:32:00 <Student> i can't be fucked listening to Mew's story
14:32:00 <paNdiS> prison*
14:33:00 <paNdiS> In cases of assault the police are either dispatched along with an ambulance
14:33:00 <Mew> how long have you been on a bond for?
14:33:00 <paNdiS> or if not the ambos call the police
14:33:00 <Skirmish> Why is student so hostile against Mew?
14:33:00 <Mew> cos I annoy the crap out of him lmao
14:33:00 <Skirmish> Is it the knowledge that her tits are magnificent and he cannot touch them?
14:33:00 <paNdiS> in any case, I would have been arrested, held overnight, taken to court the next day and sentenced
14:34:00 <paNdiS> ergo I'd be in prison right now.
14:34:00 <Skirmish> lol now paNdiS is a lawyer and expert on the legal system. LOLFUCKINLOL
14:34:00 <Mew> effectively irritating internet crazies since '04
14:34:00 <Skirmish> lol mew.
14:34:00 <paNdiS> what's so funny Skirmish?
14:35:00 <paNdiS> if I'm a woman basher and on my final strike, why am I not in prison
14:35:00 <paNdiS> I almost went to prison late last year for keying a car..
14:35:00 <paNdiS> I'd certainly be in prison for beating up a woman.
14:35:00 <Mew> lool
14:35:00 <Mew> is that like when u fell on the kitchen bench?
14:36:00 <paNdiS> how does one fall on the kitchen bench
14:36:00 <BMP> yer but this happened yrs ago
14:36:00 <BMP> the chick bashing
14:36:00 <Mew> you tell me I was also baffled
14:36:00 <BMP> how long have you been on bond for?
14:36:00 <ShadowLurker> same shit diff day
14:36:00 <paNdiS> 2 yrs
14:36:00 <Mew> Yeah thats why I asked bmp
14:36:00 <paNdiS> two bonds
14:36:00 <BMP> yer this was way b4 that
14:36:00 <Mew> This was longer than 2yrs ago lol
14:36:00 <Skirmish> Keying a car? You really are a low life paNdiS.
14:36:00 <BMP> y bonds? r u mental?
14:36:00 <paNdiS> strange because I've never bashed a chick
14:36:00 <Mew> Like 4-5yrs ago
14:37:00 <paNdiS> Jamie
14:37:00 <paNdiS> Mew said her name is Jamie something
14:37:00 <Student> you meant to say chicks always bash you? paNdiS? whattttttttttttttttt
14:37:00 <BMP> [17:24] <devobyl> it was like a decade ago
14:37:00 <BMP> [17:24] <devobyl> he knocked her up, i was friends with her
14:37:00 <BMP> [17:24] <devobyl> one night he started getting physically abusive with us
14:37:00 <BMP> [17:25] <devobyl> had to drive her out of there damn fast
14:37:00 <BMP> [17:25] <devobyl> but that was a long time ago lol
14:37:00 <BMP> [17:25] <@British^Meat> indeed, heard the stories i have
14:37:00 <paNdiS> ben
14:37:00 <paNdiS> hahaha
14:37:00 <paNdiS> bullshit
14:37:00 <Mew> Oh that's another chick BMP
14:37:00 <BMP> [17:08] <devobyl> i seem to recall a josh
14:37:00 <BMP> [17:08] <devobyl> but i cant recall his nickname
14:37:00 <BMP> [17:08] <devobyl> knew dylan and ellie
14:37:00 <BMP> [17:09] <@British^Meat> Mmmmm
14:37:00 <BMP> [17:09] <@British^Meat> What was this Josh like?
14:37:00 <BMP> [17:09] <devobyl> a wanker.
14:37:00 <BMP> [17:09] <@British^Meat> lol
14:37:00 <BMP> [17:09] <devobyl> bald head.
14:37:00 <paNdiS> that's my x fiancee
14:38:00 <paNdiS> never laid a hand on her ask her yourself.
14:38:00 <Skirmish> He was knocking around a pregnant chick?!
14:38:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bco4xBelLWw
14:38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gelatin Cubes Dancing High Speed Phantom HD Slow motion Jello (May 8, 2011) 4:13 - Category: Entertainment - 68,772 views - 666 likes (98.8%), 8 dislikes (1.2%)
14:38:00 <paNdiS> devo was a jealous fuck because he had a major thing for her
14:38:00 <paNdiS> hahahahaha
14:38:00 <paNdiS> she hated that dude
14:38:00 <Mew> seems legit
14:39:00 <Skirmish> So your ex mrs, who hated this bloke, got in a car with him to get away from you.
14:39:00 <paNdiS> lol no
14:39:00 <Student> lol
14:39:00 <paNdiS> devobyl also came online recently sucking up to me
14:39:00 <paNdiS> so i wouldnt believe jack he says personally
14:40:00 <Skirmish> You know why this is so hard for people to believe that it's not true paNdiS? Because you're an established scumbag. People believe this story because it fits.
14:40:00 <Mew> id believe him it seems to fit in perfectly with ur behaviour lol
14:40:00 <paNdiS> people like you believe almost anything they're told.
14:40:00 <paNdiS> so if I beat up my x fiancee
14:40:00 <paNdiS> howcome I was never arrested
14:40:00 <paNdiS> her mother was a guard at Yatala
14:41:00 <paNdiS> her father an ambo
14:41:00 <Student> you bald , girl basher :P shame on you :P
14:41:00 <paNdiS> we saw them every week
14:41:00 <Skirmish> Mew: How about that whacky behaviour of his that you have witnessed first hand!
14:41:00 <paNdiS> think somebody would notice something
14:41:00 <Mew> not every person who beats women gets arrested
14:41:00 <Mew> this isn't lalaland
14:41:00 <paNdiS> uhuh
14:41:00 <Mew> Lol Skirmish the butter knife bandit
14:41:00 <Skirmish> lol "if I didn't get arrested then it's not illegal".
14:41:00 <paNdiS> she'd been in an abusive relationship before me
14:42:00 <Mew> And that was because Dylan's music was too loud
14:42:00 <paNdiS> this is just insulting on her part
14:42:00 <Mew> Better pull a knife on someone!
14:42:00 <paNdiS> what?
14:42:00 <Skirmish> Would have been hilarious if he had a spork on him.
14:42:00 <paNdiS> I broke dylans face for what he said about my son
14:42:00 <Mew> oh I bet you forgot that too loool
14:42:00 <paNdiS> don't go talking shit
14:42:00 <Skirmish> TURN IT DOWN *motions threateningly with spork*
14:43:00 <paNdiS> why would i pull a knife on somebody for having music on?
14:43:00 <Rak> why would you key someone's car?
14:43:00 <Skirmish> lol so much denial I feel like building a pyramid.
14:43:00 <paNdiS> how can i not deny something that didnt happen
14:44:00 <Skirmish> Rak: Because he is a low life that has no concept of respect for peoples property and this is driven by his own life in poverty and the jealousy of what others have that he knows he will never get.
14:44:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish, you're talking about a group of dropkicks that drank all of the time and did drugs
14:44:00 <paNdiS> these're the people that Mew hung out with
14:44:00 <Rak> seems to fit, skirm
14:44:00 <Mew> loool
14:44:00 <Skirmish> .... that hung out with you paNdiS.
14:44:00 <paNdiS> and you're listening to the nonsense from a girl that's just trying to stir up trouble
14:44:00 <paNdiS> lol
14:45:00 <paNdiS> I didnt hang out with Mew
14:45:00 <paNdiS> she came around to buy drugs off dylan
14:45:00 <paNdiS> the end
14:45:00 <Skirmish> You hung around young girls trying to get some because a grown woman would not even consider you.
14:45:00 <Student> may be that is why she is jealous and making up stories about you, go out with Mew :P
14:45:00 <paNdiS> ew
14:45:00 <Skirmish> You pray on young naive girls who think a bald old druggo is cool.
14:46:00 <paNdiS> aha
14:46:00 <IAmSpeed> What the fuck?!
14:46:00 <Skirmish> "I key cars and talk myself up on the internet girls ... how about it?"
14:46:00 <paNdiS> when did I talk myself up?
14:46:00 <Skirmish> More denial! LOL
14:46:00 <Student> nothing wrong with keying up a car ;)
14:46:00 <paNdiS> I never claimed to be proud of myself for keying the car..
14:47:00 <paNdiS> friends car, I apologised and paid for it
14:47:00 <paNdiS> you'
14:47:00 <paNdiS> you're going around in circles here trying to find something to give me shit about
14:48:00 <Skirmish> What are you talking about? What circles?
14:48:00 <Skirmish> Lies.
14:48:00 <paNdiS> at least you're making Mew's day.
14:48:00 <Skirmish> Who's Mew? What are you talking about?
14:48:00 <Skirmish> I don't know any Mew.
14:48:00 <BlackDevil> i want to be part of milking mew day
14:48:00 <paNdiS> lol
14:48:00 <Skirmish> I have never even heard of a person named Mew in my entire life.
14:49:00 <Skirmish> Never spoke to her on the phone either.
14:49:00 <Skirmish> All lies.
14:50:00 <paNdiS> well I nipped that crap in the bud so it's your choice what you do now with that information.
14:55:00 <Rak> i don't know how you do it, skirm
14:55:00 <Rak> even seeing that shite flow past out the corner of my eye was exhausting
14:55:00 <Student> ha ha
14:55:00 <Student> refreshing for me
14:56:00 <Mew> he's a champion rage quitter
14:56:00 <Skirmish> It's a welcome distraction from chicago referencing Rak.
14:57:00 <Rak> oh i love that show
14:57:00 <Skirmish> Come on ... you know I am an Alpha Male. I don't watch musicals.
14:57:00 <Student> ha ha @ alpha male
14:57:00 <Rak> lol more like a guy from newie
14:58:00 <Skirmish> "The" Alpha Male of the Hunter Valley.
14:58:00 <Student> woo hooo
14:58:00 <Student> fireworks
14:59:00 <Skirmish> I had to stop going out because the urge to urinate on women and claim them as my own was too strong. I don't want to be responsible for hoards of women unable to find husbands because my stink sends other males running.
14:59:00 <Student> lol
14:59:00 <Student> are you drunk or drugged?
15:00:00 <Skirmish> My mind is getting a bit numb to be honest. Been reading Journal articles all day.
15:00:00 <dynuu> on what site?
15:01:00 <Rak> reddit
15:02:00 <dynuu> really? reddit doesn't have enough australian content
15:02:00 <Saemon> i have the urge for women to urinate on me while i lay down and masturbate
15:02:00 <Saemon> condition: the women must be in her 20s-30s, and fit body
15:02:00 <Saemon> cannot be fat or old
15:03:00 <Student> oopss
15:03:00 <Saemon> 40s is acceptable if she has a attractive face and fit bofy
15:03:00 <Saemon> body*
15:03:00 <Loof> gtfo TheKidFiddler
15:08:00 <TheRiddler> no u
15:10:00 <matrix> Afternoon all
15:10:00 <Student> afternoon
15:10:00 <Skirmish> dynuu: Curtin Uni Library .... mostly proquest.
15:10:00 <Loof> yes
15:10:00 <Loof> yes it is
15:10:00 <matrix> How goes you all?
15:12:00 <Skirmish> It goes ok. I have not got done as much as I would have liked today but I still have tomorrow to go.
15:13:00 <dynuu> Skirmish: interesting, thought you might've been talking about politics as you were earlier
15:13:00 <Saemon> this whole arrest of those in the supposed terror plot in syd and bris
15:13:00 <Skirmish> That was one of the articles I was reading in relation to this assignment I have.
15:13:00 <Saemon> what is this gona do for the muslim population in australian society?
15:13:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: Thin it out?
15:14:00 <Saemon> are we gona have a cronulla riots v.2?
15:14:00 <Loof> probably
15:14:00 <Saemon> how are we gona thin it out? we cant kill them nor deport them
15:14:00 <Skirmish> Yeah we can.
15:14:00 <Saemon> real talk here
15:14:00 <Skirmish> If they arrest one that is on a visa they will.
15:15:00 <Saemon> yeah but im talking about the ones who are alreadu citizens
15:15:00 <matrix> Oh bloody he'll. Not this again
15:15:00 <Saemon> we have like over a million muslim citizens in this country
15:15:00 <Saemon> half of that whom are born here
15:15:00 <Skirmish> I personally support chartering a plane to fly all that want to go and fight in Syria/Iraq there.
15:15:00 <erlich> 1 million?
15:15:00 <Saemon> yep
15:16:00 <Skirmish> lol plucking numbers out of thin air.
15:16:00 <erlich> lol Skirmish my exact same thoughts
15:16:00 <erlich> let them die over there -- see what it is really like
15:16:00 <Saemon> ok maybe not a million
15:16:00 <dynuu> lol at least if they're in syria we know who the real terrorists are
15:16:00 <Saemon> but alot
15:16:00 <erlich> they wont last
15:16:00 <Skirmish> There's like a BILLION of em!
15:16:00 <Saemon> you cant deny that
15:16:00 <erlich> they'll all cry and want to go back home
15:17:00 <Skirmish> There have already been reprisal attacks on muslims since the arrests ... nothing even close to the scale of Cronulla though and the mood isn't right for a repeat of that.
15:18:00 <Skirmish> If there is an attack in Australia though whereby someone gets taken off the street and a video appears of them getting their head chopped off a week later then I wouldn't like to be a muslim in Sydney.
15:18:00 <Skirmish> Melbourne ... it's a different environment to Sydney. I don't think there will be as much racial tension there.
15:18:00 <Saemon> give me info to the link of the reprise attacks since the arrests
15:19:00 <Skirmish> Go look at a news website yourself you lazy fuck.
15:19:00 <Saemon> where are the alleged skinheads or something in australia
15:19:00 <Saemon> why dont they step up now and tackle these muslims
15:19:00 <Saemon> fight scum with scum
15:19:00 <Student> you are an idiot
15:19:00 <Skirmish> He certainly is.
15:20:00 <Saemon> why?
15:20:00 <Skirmish> I am starting to think that panda and Saemon are related.
15:20:00 <Saemon> nah if anything im related to bastardly_one
15:20:00 <Skirmish> Incestually related. Makes sense.
15:20:00 <Saemon> he and i are one, now and forever
15:21:00 <Saemon> for life eternal
15:24:00 <erlich> years ago progressives were saying such things would never happen in Australia and all this was fear mongering. now those very same people are acting apologists. the next step is, of course, for them to be running the concentration camp full of infidels -- with their reasoning being "we will treat them better than Muslims will -- with empathy"
15:24:00 <erlich> acting as*
15:25:00 <erlich> in every case their role is as some sort of authority/mediator/voice for everyone. because that is all they want -- power
15:25:00 <erlich> which is what happens all the time with every 'revolution'
15:25:00 <Skirmish> It is all fear mongering. It's been going on for a long time.
15:25:00 <erlich> it starts off with pretenses of equality
15:26:00 <Skirmish> Governments galvanising their population and validating their own actions by portraying an immediate and horrible fear of attack from "Terrorists".
15:26:00 <erlich> there are ignorant people that do things liek pull burqas but their religion does advocate violence against infidels
15:26:00 <erlich> so moderates are really compromising on tenants of their faith
15:27:00 <erlich> the Muslims here in Perth are fine, but i probably wouldnt say that for some in Western Sydney
15:27:00 <Skirmish> "Team Australia" is a lovely and well choreographed diversion away from the Abbott govt and their shitty budget. "Come on guys, let's all unite cause TERRORISM! Don't put too much focus on my government, cause, TERRORISM!
15:27:00 <Skirmish> Western Sydney is where it's all going to blow up if it does.
15:28:00 <erlich> the problem with Abbott's government is that they're getting involved overseas, which is just an act of provocation
15:28:00 <erlich> his dealing with Putin was also laughable
15:28:00 <Skirmish> Nobody overseas is taking him seriously.
15:28:00 <Skirmish> He's a joke.
15:29:00 <Skirmish> Even American media said that Abbott's moves are just to take focus away from his shitty policies.
15:29:00 <Loof> Tony Scab-butt
15:29:00 <erlich> nations should really stay out of *most* of other nation's situations. especially over how we have problems ourselves. there's also the cycle of violence overe there too
15:29:00 <erlich> invading iraq for instance did nothing but make things worse
15:30:00 <erlich> Obama is seen as a joke too though
15:30:00 <erlich> he had to leave a message on Putin's voicemail, which made him furious
15:35:00 <erlich> anyway if nations like the USA are going to go around with the pretense of 'taking care' of the oppressed in other nations they're setting up a precdence for another nation toto do the same over them with their violations. say theoretically a nation that is utopian and deems that the USA's capital punishment is evil, or its treatment of the poor or whatever... and decides to invade. it's a hypothetical of course but based on the same principles. unless
15:36:00 <erlich> and magically believe the USA is right and always will be because of 'democracy n stuff'
15:36:00 <erlich> and that every other government goes around rounding up its citizens and shoots them for no reason
15:59:00 <paNdiS> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10646769_852144474803309_8565542456846561294_n.jpg?oh=5a071915dce3d638a043795c2b9d5b24&oe=54CE8E49&__gda__=1419059861_2416c9106bd32aab891a07ddd48cd708
15:59:00 <paNdiS> what an ass!
15:59:00 <paNdiS> BlackDevil you know you want that asss ;)
16:00:00 <zaim> https://i.imgur.com/G5q20Om.gif
16:05:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/PHKpS.jpg
16:06:00 <TokenDaRing> interesting pic there
16:07:00 <Skirmish> Nearly got through the whole day without acknowledging that today is "Talk like a Pirate Day".
16:07:00 <paNdiS> lol zaim
16:07:00 <Rak> wasn't it yesterday?
16:08:00 <paNdiS> sif u dont like her ass :(
16:08:00 <paNdiS> oh i watched the whole gif then ahahaha
16:08:00 <Skirmish> Rak: Maybe, I was just skimming facebook and seen the post.
16:08:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/sxNaY.jpg
16:09:00 <paNdiS> lmao
16:09:00 <paNdiS> granny panty print oh so hot
16:10:00 <TokenDaRing> who is zaim?
16:11:00 <matrix> Someone Nikky` stabbed?
16:11:00 <Loof> Laim
16:11:00 <Nikky`> Yes, someone who needs to be stabbed by me
16:11:00 <BlackDevil> so an ass thread panda?
16:11:00 <Skirmish> Feeling a shift in your multiple personalities paNdiS?
16:11:00 <matrix> I wouldn't ask more or she might stab you
16:12:00 <paNdiS> what Skirmish?
16:12:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1411185663702.jpg
16:12:00 <BMP> oh god, he still goin
16:12:00 <BMP> crikey
16:12:00 <matrix> Skirmish don't encourage him
16:12:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1411185835963.jpg
16:12:00 <paNdiS> more like Skirmish and BMP stfu for once
16:12:00 <matrix> BMP does he ever stop??
16:12:00 <Student> if he will stop , who will run the channel?
16:12:00 <Skirmish> lol poor paNdiS. Always playing the victim. WAH WAH WAH
16:13:00 <paNdiS> lol Student
16:13:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1411186367103.jpg
16:13:00 <paNdiS> you're victimizing me so that'd make sense.
16:13:00 <Skirmish> lol at americanised spelling.
16:13:00 <Nikky`> Anywho, I am just glad my net is working again.. it broke this morning. no idea how/why
16:13:00 <Mew> that's so unwelsh
16:13:00 <Nikky`> lol at Skirmish
16:13:00 <Nikky`> coz i can
16:13:00 <Skirmish> paNdiS takes shots at you ... it's ok. You take shots at paNdiS ... it's victimisation.
16:14:00 <Skirmish> lolacopter.
16:14:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1411187588723.png
16:14:00 <paNdiS> nobody was giving anybody shit till you two just now
16:14:00 <paNdiS> just shh for one day
16:14:00 <Skirmish> Running out of tissues for your tears? Ok. I will lay off until you get some more on dole day.
16:14:00 <matrix> Back later ppl
16:15:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1411189722836.jpg
16:15:00 <paNdiS> dude chillax for a while
16:15:00 <paNdiS> be normal
16:15:00 <paNdiS> BlackDevil 1st one werd nice body
16:16:00 <paNdiS> second one fuck yeeaahh dat ass
16:16:00 <matrix> Cute ass
16:16:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1411192979565.jpg
16:17:00 <paNdiS> oh yerrr
16:17:00 <paNdiS> now we're gettin down to i!
16:17:00 <matrix> Little hotty isn't she
16:17:00 <paNdiS> hells yea
16:18:00 <paNdiS> full on lips done
16:18:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1411193842235.jpg
16:18:00 <partay> *sp*
16:18:00 <Skirmish> I think we should do a reality check for paNdiS. Let's link women he is capable of getting.
16:18:00 <partay> *sip*
16:18:00 <partay> lol Skirmish
16:19:00 <matrix> Are looks freaking huge in that one lol
16:19:00 <matrix> Ass*
16:20:00 <paNdiS> lol
16:20:00 <paNdiS> she's bending forward but
16:20:00 <paNdiS> doncha just love gap ;)
16:20:00 <matrix> Yeah. Awesome shape to it though
16:20:00 <paNdiS> black dudes see that pic and faint
16:21:00 <matrix> Lol creaming themself in the process
16:21:00 <matrix> Oh do ppl still use that word
16:21:00 <matrix> Sorry showing my age
16:21:00 <paNdiS> hahahaha
16:21:00 <paNdiS> lol!
16:22:00 <paNdiS> back in my grandpas day people would say 'Dad'
16:22:00 <paNdiS> and even when he was old he'd still call guys Dad
16:22:00 <paNdiS> cause it was the hip word when he was young hahaha
16:22:00 <matrix> Lol
16:22:00 <Skirmish> http://www.visaonoticias.com/admin/noticias/ckeditor/ckfinder/arquivos/images/gorda5.jpg <---- This is what you are capable of paNdiS. She can ignore that fact you beat women.
16:22:00 <paNdiS> Lumeah i got a present for you :P
16:23:00 <paNdiS> http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/11057012/Transformers_Age_of_Extinction_(2014)_1080p_BrRip_x264_-_YIFY <--- just came out today :P
16:23:00 <TheRiddler> it better be a shaver
16:23:00 <TheRiddler> oh
16:23:00 <TheRiddler> eww
16:23:00 <Skirmish> lol TheRiddler
16:23:00 <TheRiddler> that movie is the worse
16:23:00 <paNdiS> is it?
16:23:00 <Skirmish> People still watch Transformers?
16:23:00 <TheRiddler> yes
16:23:00 <paNdiS> but marky mark bro
16:23:00 <matrix> You know skirmish she has a really cute face
16:23:00 <paNdiS> :/
16:23:00 <paNdiS> he's why I'm willing to watch it!!
16:23:00 <Skirmish> matrix: Shame her face is only 5% of her overall size.
16:24:00 <TheRiddler> even he couldn't save it
16:24:00 <Skirmish> lol but marky mark. You are a homo paNdiS.
16:24:00 <paNdiS> ew Skirmish dont post shit like that
16:24:00 <matrix> Skirmish maybe but she had a cuteness that puts her above paNdiS
16:24:00 <matrix> :-P
16:24:00 <Skirmish> paNdiS phagGotTiS
16:25:00 <TheRiddler> makeover
16:25:00 <paNdiS> go have a wank over me or somethin
16:25:00 <paNdiS> and shhh about me
16:25:00 <matrix> Anyway I am not lowering myself any longer
16:25:00 <TheRiddler> dye hair pink
16:25:00 <matrix> Back later
16:25:00 <TheRiddler> wear a cocktail dress
16:25:00 <TheRiddler> contacts
16:26:00 <TheRiddler> dump in wax :P
16:26:00 <TheRiddler> remove hair with 1 giant strip
16:27:00 <paNdiS> damn, what was that fantasy thriller with daniel radcliff
16:27:00 <paNdiS> hm
16:27:00 <paNdiS> Horned?
16:27:00 <paNdiS> lol Horny.
16:27:00 <paNdiS> Horns!
16:27:00 <TheRiddler> you horny for radcliff
16:28:00 <paNdiS> no way
16:29:00 <paNdiS> i saw kill your darlings and the missionary anal sex scene was disturbing
16:31:00 <TheDarkTruth> that was a particularly odd movie...
16:32:00 <paNdiS> mm
16:32:00 <paNdiS> I liked it
16:32:00 <paNdiS> though I didn't like his character :/
16:33:00 <crash> go hawks
16:33:00 <TheDarkTruth> Micheal C Halls? or the other fella...what's his name?
16:33:00 <erlich> i hope this is the real Romperstomper
16:34:00 <erlich> i miss that guy
16:34:00 <TheDarkTruth> bloody Kanga's handed that gave to the Swans last night..
16:34:00 <erlich> awww it's Picard
16:34:00 <Romperstomper> handed it to the swan?
16:34:00 <Romperstomper> wtf are u stupid?
16:34:00 <TheDarkTruth> handed that game*
16:34:00 <Romperstomper> out classed,out played out coached.
16:34:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/FFxmp.jpg
16:35:00 <TheDarkTruth> fuck
16:35:00 <TheDarkTruth> 3rd time lucky..
16:35:00 <TheDarkTruth> bloody Kanga's handed that gaMe to the Swans last night..
16:35:00 <Rak> and ass in the ass of an ass in the ass of an ass
16:35:00 <Romperstomper> TheDarkTruth i dont think so
16:35:00 <paNdiS> the guy that played harry osborne in the new spiderman films was great in Kill Your Darlings
16:35:00 <Romperstomper> erlich u liked Romperstomper?
16:35:00 <paNdiS> Michael C Hall was such a creep
16:36:00 <TheDarkTruth> Romperstomper: you reckon they were just out-classed?
16:36:00 <TheDarkTruth> I like Michael C Hall.. he's a good actor..
16:36:00 <Romperstomper> yes
16:36:00 <Romperstomper> roos are pretenders
16:36:00 <paNdiS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UqHhKwM3js
16:36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crysis Chicken Fun (Oct 29, 2007) 0:08 - Category: Entertainment - 27,597 views - 237 likes (97.9%), 5 dislikes (2.1%)
16:36:00 <TheDarkTruth> ouch...
16:36:00 <erlich> Romperstomper: as entertainment
16:36:00 <TheDarkTruth> words are hurtful..
16:36:00 <Romperstomper> did a good job to get where they did
16:37:00 <TheDarkTruth> I'll agree with that last statement..
16:37:00 <erlich> he was too easuy to stir, so was good for cheap laughs
16:37:00 <Romperstomper> never a top 4 side
16:37:00 <paNdiS> Dad is that you
16:37:00 <paNdiS> I KNOW IT IS
16:37:00 <paNdiS> norti norti
16:37:00 <Romperstomper> yes son, its me
16:37:00 <paNdiS> ;D
16:38:00 <paNdiS> oh ma glob! ida neva guessed
16:39:00 <matrix> Lol
16:39:00 <matrix> Holy crap on a pointy stick hey
16:39:00 <matrix> It was him all along
16:40:00 <TheRiddler> picard wishes he had asian wife
16:40:00 <TheRiddler> +a
16:40:00 <matrix> Mm
16:40:00 <Picard> i have an asian wife on layby
16:40:00 <Picard> she is in patong
16:40:00 <matrix> Lol
16:40:00 <paNdiS> hahaha
16:40:00 <matrix> Sucky sucky two dollar
16:41:00 <matrix> Love you long time
16:41:00 <paNdiS> Romper went back to get another and joined an islamic terrorism movement
16:41:00 <Picard> pay her off over a couple of years
16:41:00 <paNdiS> "Yay I'm finally In a reall gang!"
16:41:00 <Picard> i love my purple harley
16:41:00 <TheRiddler> you going to introduce her as your disability helper
16:42:00 <paNdiS> i wonder if case closed dimensional sniper is good
16:42:00 <matrix> Hey Nessy
16:42:00 <ness> yo
16:42:00 <matrix> How was your date
16:42:00 <paNdiS> 4billion at the box office
16:42:00 <ness> was good
16:42:00 <matrix> Good to hear. Seeing him again?
16:43:00 <ness> yeah he is nice
16:43:00 <paNdiS> did you teach him any rude words?
16:43:00 <matrix> Cool :-)
16:43:00 <ness> yep
16:43:00 <ness> Cunt
16:43:00 <matrix> Lol
16:43:00 <matrix> In English?
16:43:00 <ness> yeah
16:44:00 <paNdiS> lol
16:44:00 <ness> he wanted to know the female name for genitalia in english
16:44:00 <paNdiS> hahaha
16:44:00 <matrix> Lol
16:44:00 <Doodle> axe wound
16:44:00 <ness> i said the nice versioon or the bad version
16:44:00 <Rak> should have told him "rose bud"
16:44:00 <Rak> would have been funny when he used it with other people :D
16:44:00 <ness> pussy (he kinda knew) and Cunt which he shouldn't use
16:45:00 <ness> he was a bit confused with can't and cunt....couldn't understand the difference
16:45:00 <Doodle> should have told him it was called tony abbott
16:45:00 <Rak> she did
16:45:00 <matrix> Oh dear
16:45:00 <paNdiS> did you teach him how to french kiss?
16:45:00 <Doodle> lol Rak
16:45:00 <matrix> That could be a problem
16:46:00 <ness> nah, he was sweet
16:46:00 <matrix> Glad it went well
16:46:00 <ness> i think guys overseas treat women differently
16:46:00 <matrix> You deserve some sweetness
16:47:00 <ness> ive never had a guy hand feed me fruit and almonds
16:47:00 <Doodle> i've hand fed a girl my plums
16:47:00 <Rak> euphemism?
16:47:00 <matrix> Awwwww how sweet is that Nessy
16:47:00 <Doodle> bless you
16:47:00 <Rak> hahaha
16:47:00 <matrix> You hold on to him as long as you can
16:48:00 <matrix> He is not like these other pricks
16:49:00 <paNdiS> he was hand feeding you almonds FOR A REASON
16:49:00 <paNdiS> ;)
16:50:00 <Picard> ness id feed you fruits
16:50:00 <TokenDaRing> wow Picard you're a nice guy
16:50:00 <TokenDaRing> thats really sweet of you
16:50:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing i do my best :P
16:51:00 <ness> what reason?
16:52:00 <ness> oh Picard.... i never picked you for the romantic type
16:53:00 <matrix> He is just hoping to get laid
16:53:00 <matrix> If feeding fruit gets him to that stage he will do it
16:54:00 <TokenDaRing> matrix people do a lot more
16:54:00 <Rak> and they say romance is dead
16:54:00 <matrix> Yeah true
16:54:00 <TokenDaRing> if feeding someone fruit was all it took to get laid, haha
16:54:00 <matrix> Lol
16:55:00 <matrix> It would take more than that to get into my pants
16:55:00 <Rak> some vegies too?
16:55:00 <Rak> maybe some whole grains
16:56:00 <paNdiS> why does feeding her fruit have to be about fucking her?
16:56:00 <Doodle> why not
16:56:00 <paNdiS> why cant it just be a spontaneous romance <3
16:56:00 <paNdiS> don't make me fuck you Doodle
16:56:00 <paNdiS> !!
16:57:00 <Doodle> D:
16:57:00 <Doodle> i'm not that kind of girl
16:57:00 <matrix> Lol
16:57:00 <matrix> Poor doodley
16:58:00 <Picard> i always do romantic things for my wife
16:58:00 <matrix> Oh??
16:58:00 <Picard> Doodle is a moron
16:58:00 <Doodle> you're the moron who has a wife
16:58:00 <matrix> Everyone on here is a moron lol
16:58:00 <paNdiS> ow
16:58:00 <paNdiS> mo-ronz
16:58:00 <Picard> yeah cause having a wife makes u stupid lol
16:58:00 <Doodle> it does
16:58:00 <Doodle> sucker
16:59:00 <Picard> says the single guy living alone spending countless hours on irc
16:59:00 <TokenDaRing> Doodle are you jealous of Picard's marriage?
16:59:00 <Doodle> countless hours?
16:59:00 <Picard> yep mate you have it all lol
16:59:00 <paNdiS> actually
16:59:00 <TokenDaRing> I mean it's lasted a long time I'm guessing right?
16:59:00 <Picard> 20 years next month TokenDaRing
16:59:00 <Picard> thats why i took her to thailand
16:59:00 <TokenDaRing> congrats Picard
17:00:00 <matrix> Now now
17:00:00 <Doodle> you say single guy living alone like its a bad thing
17:00:00 <Doodle> its fucking paradise
17:00:00 <TokenDaRing> Doodle, do you go out much?
17:00:00 <matrix> What's worse. Single and countless hours here or married and countless hours here
17:00:00 <paNdiS> the saddest thing about guys [on irc] is when they give you shit for being single, have unnattractive girlfriends and're just glad they have someone to make them feel safe
17:00:00 <Doodle> what do you mean out
17:00:00 <paNdiS> and less insecure*
17:00:00 <Picard> Doodle doesnt leave the fucking house
17:00:00 <Doodle> lol yeah ok
17:01:00 <TheRiddler> get a crane like Picard so you can Doodle
17:01:00 <matrix> Oh this has degraded badly
17:01:00 <TheRiddler> :p
17:01:00 <Doodle> i've been here for half an hour and i dont leave the house all day
17:01:00 <Doodle> and spend countless hours on irc
17:01:00 <Mew> irc logic
17:02:00 <Mew> such a beautiful thing
17:02:00 <Picard> you were here when i arrived
17:02:00 <Doodle> half an hour ago
17:02:00 <Picard> you were here when i left last night
17:02:00 <paNdiS> lol
17:02:00 <paNdiS> THAT MEANS YOU NEVER LEAVE CUNT!
17:02:00 <Picard> you never leave
17:02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:02:00 <paNdiS> :(
17:02:00 <Doodle> so you're on irc as much as i am
17:02:00 <paNdiS> yer but Picard doesn't know that
17:02:00 <paNdiS> stfu!
17:02:00 <Picard> probably not, i have a job.i leave the house
17:03:00 <Doodle> just cos my nick is in the list doesn't mean i'm here fuck
17:03:00 <Picard> touchy,id say i hit a nerve
17:03:00 <paNdiS> this reminds me of comments on piratebay
17:04:00 <TheRiddler> how do you leave the house?
17:04:00 <TokenDaRing> Doodle
17:04:00 <TokenDaRing> do you leave the house?
17:04:00 <TokenDaRing> like, do you go hang out with friends, go on dates, pick up?
17:04:00 <Doodle> why would i own a car if i never left my house
17:04:00 <TheRiddler> do you drive a mobility scooter?
17:05:00 <ness> don't listen to them doodle
17:05:00 <paNdiS> if i knew where the door was
17:05:00 <Picard> on the logic people who dont own a car never leave the house Doodle?
17:05:00 <paNdiS> but i dont
17:05:00 <paNdiS> i have come to believe
17:05:00 <Doodle> Picard
17:05:00 <paNdiS> there is no door!
17:05:00 <Doodle> now you're just being a fuckhead
17:05:00 <Picard> that*
17:05:00 <Doodle> more than usual
17:06:00 <matrix> Oh ffs
17:06:00 <Doodle> you'd think someone as ancient as you would have grown up by now
17:06:00 <matrix> Who fucking cares if he doesn't have a car
17:06:00 <Picard> explain what having a car has got to do with leaving the house
17:06:00 <TheRiddler> picard believes what abbott n co believe
17:06:00 <matrix> Who cares how fat he is or Is not
17:06:00 <TheRiddler> poor ppl dont have cars
17:06:00 <Doodle> if i never left my house i would not own a car
17:06:00 <Doodle> deal with it
17:06:00 <Picard> abbott is a good pm
17:06:00 <matrix> Who fucking cares if your life is on irc
17:06:00 <TheRiddler> see
17:06:00 <matrix> Ffs chat be happy and get the Fuck over it
17:06:00 <TheRiddler> horrid
17:06:00 <Picard> thats some fucked up logic
17:07:00 <matrix> If you can't be nice then fucking type /quit
17:07:00 <Picard> matrix get fucked
17:07:00 <matrix> And get the Fuck off my screen
17:07:00 <matrix> Cause I want to be fucking happy
17:07:00 <Picard> feel free to /ignore then
17:07:00 <matrix> Not inundated with shit
17:07:00 <Picard> fucking cretin cunt
17:07:00 <matrix> Picard I wasn't just talking to you you fool
17:07:00 <matrix> It was to all of you
17:07:00 <Picard> well /ignore everyone
17:08:00 <Picard> you may as well quit yourself
17:09:00 <matrix> What is the word when we want happy back
17:09:00 <matrix> Oh yes. Usually boobs are mentioned
17:09:00 <TheRiddler> if you shave your face and attach eyes and nows to your chin you can look like picard too :p
17:09:00 <TheRiddler> *nose
17:09:00 <TokenDaRing> Doodle, if you're single, do you just masturbate or do you get one night stands? or, do you hire hookers?
17:10:00 <Doodle> ...
17:10:00 <TokenDaRing> like how do you meet your sexual needs?
17:10:00 <TheRiddler> his cat forbids him
17:10:00 <TokenDaRing> bow up doll?
17:10:00 <TokenDaRing> blow*
17:10:00 <TheRiddler> from all of it
17:10:00 <TheRiddler> :P
17:10:00 <matrix> I usually play with myself when the need comes
17:10:00 <TokenDaRing> that would make sense why he seems so frustrated so easily
17:10:00 <matrix> No problem admitting it. We all do it
17:10:00 <TokenDaRing> I would be very high strung too
17:11:00 <TheRiddler> what do you play with matrix? :p
17:11:00 <paNdiS> anyone seen Side Effects?
17:11:00 <TokenDaRing> matrix what porn do you like?
17:11:00 <matrix> TheRiddler wouldn't you like to know lol
17:11:00 <matrix> ;-)
17:12:00 <matrix> Porn doesn't actually do it for me so I create a world in my mind
17:12:00 <matrix> And escape there
17:12:00 <matrix> :-)
17:12:00 <matrix> Ok I am a freak lol
17:17:00 <matrix> Well this has died in the ass
17:18:00 <Picard> poor Doodle
17:18:00 <matrix> What's poor about doodle? Did it die in his ass??
17:19:00 <paNdiS> sif porn doesnt do it for you at all
17:19:00 <paNdiS> you watch some then you go have a wank simples
17:20:00 <Picard> shut up paNdiS
17:20:00 <matrix> Well that was not fund
17:20:00 <matrix> -d
17:26:00 <ness> why are you all so mean
17:26:00 <ness> i think most of you need to get laid...thats why there is so much angst
17:26:00 <TokenDaRing> thats probably true
17:27:00 <matrix> Ness this is just a normal day unfortunately
17:28:00 <ness> yep sure is
17:28:00 <TheRiddler> damn
17:29:00 <TheRiddler> next season of american horror story is about a clown
17:29:00 <matrix> As sure as entropy increases, irc attracts morons
17:31:00 <Rak> i watched the first season and started the 3rd...but it's not grabbing me
17:31:00 <Rak> does it get better?
17:34:00 <matrix> Not really
17:35:00 <Rak> a shame. i really liked the first season
17:35:00 <paNdiS> serious TheRiddler?
17:35:00 <paNdiS> a clown..
17:39:00 <matrix> Clowns can be scary
17:40:00 <paNdiS> the last season was great
17:40:00 <Rak> the coven?
17:40:00 <paNdiS> yeah
17:42:00 <TheRiddler> well it's not like it looks like a normal clown
17:42:00 <TheRiddler> it's a SCARY clowwwwnn
17:44:00 <paNdiS> lol
17:44:00 <matrix> Some clowns are evil
17:45:00 <Picard> i got laid this morning ness
17:48:00 <Picard> TheRiddler (who also likes putting up videos of himself inserting objects into his anus),
17:48:00 <Picard> this is true??
17:52:00 <CrIp> 7,1AFL Saturday Preliminary Final: Hawthorn00: 8.4.(52) 7Vs Port 0: 5.11.(41) 7... [Half Time]
17:53:00 <Loof> sup CrIp
17:53:00 <TokenDaRing> so Hird's fucked
17:53:00 <TokenDaRing> no more career for him
17:53:00 <TokenDaRing> hope he can sing or play an instrument, maybe he can get by on busking
17:54:00 <slower> or sell vitamins?
17:54:00 <Picard> lol
17:54:00 <TokenDaRing> he could go into gay porn
17:58:00 <Picard> he has done that
17:58:00 <Picard> sex tape of hird,lloyd and fletcher
18:04:00 <Picard> lol some nut job is threatening to blow up a mosk if the towel heads attack australians
18:07:00 <paNdiS> fkn there's this smell of wet dog
18:07:00 <paNdiS> like stinky wet clothes
18:07:00 <paNdiS> feet smell
18:09:00 <Rak> MJ...MJ isn't for michael jackson is it?
18:09:00 <MJsGrl> yer
18:09:00 <Rak> wow you must really like him
18:10:00 <simba> GO THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:10:00 <simba> 10,1PAFC1,0 1870 1,10PAFC0,1 1870 10,1PAFC1,0 1870 1,10PAFC0,1 1870
18:10:00 <MJsGrl> yep
18:10:00 <Rak> do you have a fav song?
18:10:00 <MJsGrl> oh ummm so many
18:10:00 <MJsGrl> man in mirror,
18:10:00 <Loof> mj was a pedo
18:10:00 <MJsGrl> speed demon
18:10:00 <MJsGrl> ppk will blve what they want
18:10:00 <MJsGrl> ppl*
18:10:00 <Loof> how could you like a boyfucker
18:11:00 <Rak> huh i haven't heard those songs before
18:11:00 <MJsGrl> which ones have u heard of?
18:11:00 <Rak> just the usual hits i suppose
18:11:00 <MJsGrl> oh ok yer kool well man in the mirror was huge
18:11:00 <MJsGrl> u would have heard it
18:12:00 <Rak> oh. maybe i'll know it if i hear it
18:12:00 <MJsGrl> yepp
18:13:00 <TokenDaRing> is MJsGrl seriously a girl?
18:13:00 <Rak> there are no girls on irc
18:13:00 <Rak> it is known
18:13:00 <Loof> most likely not
18:14:00 <TokenDaRing> why would you pretend to be a girl on irc?
18:14:00 <TokenDaRing> who gets off on that?
18:14:00 <Rak> for the cock pics?
18:14:00 <TokenDaRing> because they love cock?
18:15:00 <Rak> OH! yeh i do like man in the mirror :D
18:16:00 <Picard> Port Adelaide are getting a new arse ripped
18:17:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard thats because port adelaide suck
18:17:00 <Picard> yes.
18:18:00 <Loof> gtfo Pictard
18:18:00 <Loof> shouldn't you be half way down your daughters throat by now pedcard?
18:18:00 <Picard> Loof suck ym dick
18:18:00 <Picard> thats sick and disgusting, you should be banned
18:19:00 <MJsGrl> i am a girl
18:19:00 <Picard> tit pics please
18:19:00 <MJsGrl> lol
18:19:00 <MJsGrl> u wish
18:20:00 <Picard> lol
18:20:00 <Picard> handbra
18:20:00 <lumeah2> Cock pics picard.
18:20:00 <Loof> peddy peddy ped ped
18:20:00 <Picard> ok
18:20:00 <Picard> pm me
18:20:00 <lumeah2> U first
18:20:00 <Picard> pm me and i will send u a link
18:21:00 <fawks> Picard's dick http://i.imgur.com/Da1z6v1h.jpg
18:21:00 <Picard> fawks u have never seen my slug
18:21:00 <TokenDaRing> MJsGrl you are clearly not a girl
18:21:00 <fawks> All of austnet has seen it
18:21:00 <fawks> Don't be silly
18:21:00 <TokenDaRing> no girl on IRC would draw attention to herself in such a way
18:21:00 <fawks> It legit looked like a baby carrot
18:22:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe it was
18:22:00 <Loof> MJsGrl is 40 year old trucker named bob
18:22:00 <fawks> Yeah the carrots I eat usually have balls
18:22:00 <Rak> woah those don't sound like normal carrots, faux
18:22:00 <lumeah2> Yeah but u think that im a bloke too
18:22:00 <Picard> u havnt seen it hard
18:23:00 <Picard> roughheadddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
18:23:00 <MJsGrl> lolllll
18:23:00 <fawks> phew
18:23:00 <Picard> MJsGrl pm me
18:23:00 <fawks> Lucky me
18:23:00 <Picard> Goallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
18:23:00 <MJsGrl> how have i drawn attention to myself? u asked me a question, i answered it
18:23:00 <Loof> picard dont you know it's in bad taste to put a glory hole in your daughters bedroom? sick fuck
18:23:00 <MJsGrl> u pm me!
18:23:00 <Picard> Loof suicide please
18:24:00 <MJsGrl> lol
18:24:00 <matrix> Picard is just after attention
18:24:00 <TokenDaRing> I did not pm you
18:24:00 <Picard> matrix crawl away u spider cunt
18:24:00 <fawks> Talks about peoples kids and calls them the sick fucks
18:24:00 <TokenDaRing> what the hell
18:24:00 <matrix> Picard: think yourself lucky she replied to you
18:24:00 <Picard> :P
18:24:00 <Rak> hmmmm speed demon is kinda weird. especially the film clip
18:25:00 <matrix> Lol your just jealous
18:25:00 <Picard> Port are getting a new arse ripped :P go hawks
18:25:00 <TokenDaRing> matrix has 8 legs?
18:25:00 <TokenDaRing> wow
18:25:00 <TokenDaRing> thats kind of cool
18:25:00 <Picard> matrix is a cock smoker
18:25:00 <matrix> Lol I love you guys too
18:27:00 <spew_boy> hiiiii
18:27:00 <Loof> oh god not this fucktarded little maggot
18:27:00 <spew_boy> hi
18:27:00 <spew_boy> you talking to me loof?
18:27:00 <TokenDaRing> who is spew_boy?
18:27:00 <matrix> Loof talks to everyone
18:27:00 <spew_boy> i am spew boy
18:28:00 <spew_boy> thats me yup thats me
18:28:00 <crash> hey Nikky`
18:29:00 <matrix> Heya nikkers
18:29:00 <matrix> Wb
18:29:00 <Nikky`> Hey crash :o)
18:29:00 <TokenDaRing> spew_boy why does loof not like you?
18:29:00 <Nikky`> Hey matrix.. ta
18:29:00 <spew_boy> i dont know TokenDaRing havent a clue
18:29:00 <Loof> bbl
18:29:00 <spew_boy> oh well loof is gone now anyway
18:29:00 <matrix> Thank fuck Picard left
18:30:00 <spew_boy> lol
18:30:00 <matrix> Loof is tolerable
18:30:00 <spew_boy> i havent done anything wrong
18:30:00 <TokenDaRing> matrix I kind of like picard
18:30:00 <TokenDaRing> he seems to be a bald type
18:30:00 <matrix> It's not you. It's him
18:30:00 <spew_boy> i like having a mini spew in my mouth after i eat its like having seconds cos u get to taste it again
18:30:00 <fawks> yum
18:30:00 <matrix> TokenDaRing he can be ok but he tries too hard to fit in with the "in" crowd
18:31:00 <TokenDaRing> spew_boy I do that too
18:31:00 <TokenDaRing> it's delicious!
18:31:00 <spew_boy> LOL
18:31:00 <TokenDaRing> take it from me, the best thing to spew back up is a nice cup of tea
18:31:00 <spew_boy> lololol
18:31:00 <TokenDaRing> tastes exactly the same going down and up and down again
18:31:00 <spew_boy> or ice cream
18:32:00 <TokenDaRing> spew_boy you seem the kind to take it further?
18:33:00 <spew_boy> take it further how do u mean?
18:33:00 <TokenDaRing> with spew
18:33:00 <crash> watching the footy Nikky` ?
18:33:00 <crash> or no because geelong's out ?
18:33:00 <spew_boy> well i guess you could say that TokenDaRing
18:33:00 <Nikky`> Nah crash..
18:33:00 <spew_boy> im in sydney i follow the nrl
18:33:00 <Nikky`> hehe yeap
18:34:00 <spew_boy> i go for manly
18:34:00 <spew_boy> they are playing tonighbt
18:34:00 <Nikky`> I thought you typed anal for a min spew_boy
18:34:00 <spew_boy> GO MANLY!
18:34:00 <spew_boy> lol nikky
18:34:00 <Rak> GO MANLY!
18:34:00 <spew_boy> YES RAK
18:35:00 <spew_boy> lol
18:36:00 <matrix> Ok I should not read the buffer in future ......
18:36:00 <matrix> This conversation was weird for a bit
18:36:00 <spew_boy> cmon everybody c c cmon everybody
18:36:00 <matrix> Ok it's gone weird again
18:38:00 <dynuu> post your boners
18:38:00 <Nikky`> I'm still working on mine
18:38:00 <dynuu> r gonewird
18:39:00 <dynuu> goneweird
18:46:00 <fawks> Lmao
18:46:00 <fawks> http://funnyandratchet.com/mind-exploding-pictures-proving-the-illuminati-are-everywhere
18:51:00 <dynuu> i'm going to get a cat and then join #cats
18:51:00 <TheRiddler> hai fawks
18:52:00 <fawks> Hey ash
18:52:00 <fawks> You don't need a cat to join cats.. Just a really low IQ
18:52:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:52:00 <dynuu> haha so room is a meeting place of cat owners
18:52:00 <TheRiddler> ok
18:52:00 <TheRiddler> they all had catscans
18:53:00 <Rak> they all sail catamarans
18:53:00 <TheRiddler> they all visited catan
18:53:00 <Rak> and catalina
18:53:00 <Mew> the Catalina wine mixer!
18:54:00 <TheRiddler> they all have cattaracs
18:54:00 <TheRiddler> *cataracts
18:55:00 <Rak> maybe it's cos they are all a catastrophe
18:55:00 <Nikky`> :P
18:56:00 <Rak> oh you love it
18:56:00 <Nikky`> oooh I do not
18:56:00 <Nikky`> lies
18:56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:56:00 <Rak> was it someone here who recommended a movie called Hary Brown?
18:57:00 <Mew> yeah
18:57:00 <Mew> meeee
18:57:00 <Rak> oh. is it in english?
18:57:00 <Mew> the other day
18:57:00 <Mew> Yep
18:57:00 <Rak> i'm not sure if i have a shitty download
18:57:00 <Rak> it has no other audio tracks
18:57:00 <Mew> hm :s
18:58:00 <Rak> i'll download another copy
18:58:00 <Rak> it'd had better be good after all this effort, mew
18:58:00 <Rak> your reputation hangs in the balance
18:58:00 <Mew> It is :D
18:58:00 <Rak> ok then :)
19:13:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/1Sc2b.jpg
19:13:00 <Rak> cool spirited away poster :D
19:14:00 <Skirmish> Why do chicks get naked thinking it makes the picture better?
19:14:00 <dynuu> is that anyone in this room?
19:14:00 <Skirmish> No.
19:14:00 <Skirmish> If it was, TheRiddler wouldn't have the picture.
19:14:00 <dynuu> lol
19:23:00 <bradd_pitts> i bet she can fit that entire sword up her cunny
19:23:00 <ness> hey yo mofos
19:24:00 <TokenDaRing> hi ness
19:24:00 <Rak> ola, ness
19:27:00 <bradd_pitts> i..what
19:27:00 <bradd_pitts> https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10686948_10152708191966796_8226829890056281133_n.jpg?oh=55687866b09fd407cf61cc4797ff201d&oe=54841116
19:27:00 <bradd_pitts> good lord
19:27:00 <Skirmish> He works out.
19:27:00 <Skirmish> He lifts.
19:27:00 <Skirmish> etc etc
19:27:00 <bradd_pitts> lmao someone commented "that mans deserves a chiropracter"
19:29:00 <ness> Rak, spanish?
19:29:00 <Rak> no. just love the greeting
19:29:00 <Rak> but i want to take spanish classes for mexico next year :D
19:30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:30:00 <Nikky`> Hey ness
19:30:00 <ness> hey Nikky
19:30:00 <ness> i want to go to mexico tooo
19:30:00 <ness> i love tequila
19:31:00 <ness> hola,
19:31:00 <Rak> hahaha and the food
19:31:00 <TheRiddler> are you going to see a donkey show? :p
19:31:00 <Skirmish> How did the date go ness?
19:31:00 <Nikky`> I've never had tequila
19:31:00 <Rak> i'm going to oaxaca which is meant to be the food capital of mexico
19:32:00 <Rak> woah is that where a donkey dances or something?
19:32:00 <Skirmish> I hope it wasn't hurricane impacted otherwise it's the looting capital of mexico.
19:32:00 <TheRiddler> watch the heartbreak kid lol
19:32:00 <TheRiddler> the stiller 1
19:33:00 <ness> date went well Skirmish
19:34:00 <Skirmish> The lack of english wasn't too difficult to overcome then? Going to see him again?
19:36:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/Gd5xB.jpg
19:36:00 <TheRiddler> LOL
19:37:00 <Skirmish> I opened that link expecting to lol. You let me down TheRiddler
19:40:00 <Nikky`> You should know never to expect that tho Skirmish
19:40:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/0m5Vv.jpg
19:41:00 <TheRiddler> dont know if she knows what to do with the banana
19:41:00 <paNdiS> that looks exactly like b1
19:41:00 <paNdiS> no joke
19:42:00 <paNdiS> u gotta show him that.
19:43:00 <TheRiddler> looks nothin alike
19:43:00 <Nikky`> Hey Doodle :o)
19:43:00 <TheRiddler> dont try to ruin naked girls
19:43:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos ^_^
19:43:00 <Doodle> hows it going
19:44:00 <Nikky`> It is going wonderfully, you?
19:44:00 <paNdiS> sif
19:44:00 <Doodle> not too bad thx
19:44:00 <Nikky`> Excellent
19:45:00 <Doodle> whats on for your saturday night
19:45:00 <Nikky`> Nothing exciting whatsoever
19:45:00 <Nikky`> you?
19:45:00 <Doodle> booo
19:45:00 <Doodle> f1 quali
19:45:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/DyOvY.jpg
19:45:00 <Doodle> at 10pm
19:45:00 <Doodle> exercise
19:46:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/yX0JO.jpg
19:46:00 <Doodle> thats about it
19:46:00 <Nikky`> exercise at 10pm?
19:46:00 <matrix> Why not ?
19:46:00 <Doodle> nah exercise before lol
19:46:00 <Doodle> prolly about 8:30
19:46:00 <matrix> Sounds like as good a time as any
19:46:00 <Nikky`> I see
19:46:00 <Nikky`> I guess
19:46:00 <Doodle> if i could do it in front of the tv i would
19:47:00 <Nikky`> I didn't make it to gym.. spent so long trying to fix net connection
19:47:00 <Doodle> bummer :/
19:47:00 <Nikky`> Yeah
19:47:00 <Nikky`> Oh well.. back tomorrow
19:47:00 <Doodle> yeah i took like 3 months off
19:47:00 <Doodle> this is my first week back at it
19:47:00 <Doodle> my legs and arms hate me
19:54:00 <paNdiS> eat them!
19:55:00 <Nikky`> I hate you
19:55:00 <Nikky`> Ok not really
19:55:00 <Nikky`> :P
19:55:00 <Doodle> :o
20:01:00 <ness> oh my, just had the best Rocky Road
20:02:00 <paNdiS> ness, what was your dates ethnicity?
20:03:00 <Doodle> sexy exercises?
20:03:00 <Nikky`> Is there any other kind?
20:03:00 <Doodle> wooooooo
20:03:00 <TheRiddler> you going to give a heart attack
20:03:00 <TheRiddler> :p
20:03:00 <Doodle> paNdiS i believe he was from the people's republic of lesbania
20:04:00 <Doodle> national dress check shirt and clumpy boots
20:04:00 <Nikky`> hehe
20:04:00 <Doodle> speaking of lesbians
20:04:00 <Nikky`> Hey ooompalicious
20:04:00 <Doodle> hai ooomp :)
20:04:00 <TheRiddler> do you wear yoga pants?
20:04:00 <Doodle> yes
20:04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:05:00 <ooomp> Hello Nikky`
20:05:00 <Thoth> Cliffhanger is such a gay movie
20:05:00 <Thoth> Why did I watch that
20:05:00 <paNdiS> it was good for its time
20:05:00 <TheRiddler> did it end on a cliffhanger?
20:06:00 <Thoth> No Panda, you're still a fucking retard
20:06:00 <TheRiddler> apparently there's this straight to dvd 1
20:06:00 <TheRiddler> umm
20:06:00 <Thoth> Does Sylvester Stallone even act, or does he just play himself, a giant retarded douchebag?
20:07:00 <TheRiddler> it's pretty bad
20:07:00 <TheRiddler> he's not in it
20:07:00 <paNdiS> he's doing better than you ever will Thoth.
20:07:00 <TheRiddler> it's more a cliffhanger love story
20:07:00 <TheRiddler> turned into a movie
20:08:00 <TheRiddler> complete with bad acting model
20:08:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: in your mind perhaps
20:08:00 <Thoth> I'm quite happy not being stallone
20:08:00 <TheRiddler> there's some nudity
20:08:00 <Thoth> Its really nice
20:08:00 <TheRiddler> atleast I think so
20:09:00 <TheRiddler> I tried to skip to the scenes but failed
20:09:00 <paNdiS> thanks for sharing
20:09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:09:00 <TheRiddler> I never actually watched the movie
20:10:00 <Maurice> Hey Loof, for the record, my husband is with me because I have a bear trap for a vagina and no, those boobs are not mine
20:10:00 <Maurice> You chink fucking pindick
20:10:00 <British^Meat> hue
20:10:00 <paNdiS> I downloaded a horror before called The Quiet Ones, hope it's good
20:10:00 <Thoth> Even Jack Black can act better than Stallone
20:10:00 <Maurice> But yes I am obese
20:11:00 <Doodle> thats hot
20:11:00 <Thoth> Jack Black plays the same guy in every fucking movie too, tho
20:11:00 <paNdiS> you can't compare Jack Black to Stallone
20:11:00 <Thoth> "Acting"
20:11:00 <Maurice> Yeah Doodle, he wondered (after I left irc mind you) why Cam is with me, because I am a fat slag
20:11:00 <Doodle> lol
20:12:00 <Doodle> we all know its because of your bourbon flavoured nipples
20:12:00 <Maurice> Thats just a bonus
20:12:00 <British^Meat> does Loof just look at a blank screen everytime he logs onto irc?
20:12:00 <Doodle> i sometimes wonder why he is with you too
20:12:00 <Doodle> holding you back
20:12:00 <Maurice> He's like a handbrake
20:13:00 <Doodle> inorite
20:14:00 <Thoth> I wish someone would post new southpark dvds to usenutz
20:14:00 <Thoth> x264's are lame
20:16:00 <ooomp> Doodle is lame
20:16:00 <Thoth> paNdiS is lamest
20:16:00 <Doodle> i am not, both of my legs work fine
20:16:00 <ooomp> large alpha male escort
20:16:00 <ooomp> Lame
20:16:00 <Doodle> lol
20:16:00 <Doodle> mean
20:17:00 <Doodle> is this because i called you a lesbian
20:17:00 <ooomp> Yes, yes it is
20:17:00 <Doodle> i'm sorry, you just came in at the right time
20:17:00 <Doodle> anyone else would have copped it
20:17:00 <ooomp> Insults against women. Australia says no
20:17:00 <Thoth> Shut it bitch
20:18:00 <Doodle> :o
20:18:00 <Doodle> you did NOT just go there
20:18:00 <ooomp> Uh huh
20:18:00 <ooomp> You know it
20:18:00 <Maurice> Either I'm on ignore again, or Loof is too pussy to reply
20:19:00 <Doodle> lolol
20:19:00 <Maurice> This makes me sadder than being a fat slapper
20:19:00 <Doodle> AH GAT BRANCHATUS
20:19:00 <ooomp> Ain't nobody got time fo DAT!
20:19:00 <Doodle> looool
20:19:00 <TheRiddler> speaking of southpark
20:19:00 <ooomp> Lord Jesus there's a fire!
20:19:00 <Doodle> 5 minutes ago
20:19:00 <TheRiddler> where is season 17 part 2
20:19:00 <TheRiddler> or season 18
20:19:00 <Doodle> i didnt grab my shoes or nuttin jesus, i ran for my life
20:19:00 <TheRiddler> whatever they're doing
20:20:00 <TheRiddler> oh
20:20:00 <TheRiddler> only 4 days away
20:20:00 <TheRiddler> that's ok
20:20:00 <Doodle> yes, you're safe now
20:21:00 <ooomp> Um
20:21:00 <TheRiddler> well 5
20:21:00 <TheRiddler> september 24th in US
20:21:00 <ooomp> You shouldn't understate
20:22:00 <TheRiddler> I want another southpark movie
20:24:00 <paNdiS> same
20:31:00 <Doodle> y helo thar
20:31:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Hallo
20:31:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Sup?
20:31:00 <Nikky`> Doodle likes a bit of Doodle action and not just his own
20:32:00 <Doodle> liessssssssss
20:32:00 <ooomp> Doodle ignores his pussy
20:32:00 <Nikky`> Nah ah
20:32:00 <ooomp> Its cruel.
20:32:00 <Doodle> such a miasma of lies
20:33:00 <Doodle> a veritable catalogue of litany
20:33:00 <ooomp> You said it yourself
20:33:00 <Doodle> how can i ignore something that hassles me 24/7
20:34:00 <Gazz4> hrmm
20:34:00 <Thoth> You have to when she gets an AVO against you
20:34:00 <Doodle> lol, i'm referring to my cat
20:34:00 <Thoth> Me too. What of it?
20:34:00 <Gazz4> CAT team?
20:34:00 <Doodle> my cat is a boy
20:35:00 <Gazz4> a gang of boys?
20:35:00 <Thoth> Thats what you think
20:35:00 <Doodle> :/
20:35:00 <Loof> /ignore Gazz4
20:35:00 <Loof> what a dick
20:35:00 <Gazz4> its all txt
20:35:00 <ooomp> He does not hassle you 24/7
20:35:00 <ooomp> You're not even home 24/7 :/
20:36:00 <ooomp> Poor kitteh all alone at times
20:36:00 <paNdiS> slinky_J you faggot
20:36:00 <Doodle> he hassles me telepathically
20:36:00 <ooomp> In the cold
20:36:00 <Doodle> ok
20:36:00 <paNdiS> you fkn heard me
20:36:00 <Doodle> he is spread out in front of the heater atm
20:36:00 <ooomp> Thank god for that
20:36:00 <ooomp> One rare occasion
20:36:00 <Doodle> i havent got the heart to tell him its not on
20:36:00 <ooomp> :o
20:36:00 <Doodle> lol i'm kidding
20:36:00 <Loof> got a pic of him?
20:37:00 <Doodle> who my cat?
20:37:00 <Loof> yeah
20:37:00 <matrix> Why not
20:37:00 <matrix> Let's see
20:37:00 <Loof> hey The_Baron :)
20:37:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/10452933_10203003391259350_7860428218728867617_o.jpg
20:37:00 <Gazz4> where were domesticated cats from originally?
20:37:00 <Gazz4> egypt?
20:37:00 <Doodle> there he is
20:37:00 <Doodle> hassling me
20:37:00 <Loof> omg
20:37:00 <Loof> he's awesome
20:37:00 <ooomp> The last cat pic I saw from doodle was his cat outside wet shivering at the door not being let in
20:37:00 <The_Baron> hey Loof
20:38:00 <Loof> and the car
20:38:00 <matrix> Nice pushy doodle
20:38:00 <Doodle> lol as if not being let in
20:38:00 <Loof> have you ever taken him in the car?
20:38:00 <Doodle> no
20:38:00 <Gazz4> what kind of car is that
20:38:00 <Loof> i heard cats spaz out in cars
20:39:00 <Doodle> they do
20:39:00 <Doodle> its a nissan 350z
20:39:00 <Doodle> he's been in the car, but only while i'm cleaning it
20:39:00 <matrix> Nice car too
20:39:00 <Doodle> ty
20:39:00 <Gazz4> yeah is good to play with in NFS
20:41:00 <Maurice> Mine have liked the car so far
20:41:00 <Maurice> But then, like most of this channel, they're mentally unstable
20:41:00 <matrix> Some cats hate cars like some dogs and ppl do
20:41:00 <matrix> But some are fine
20:41:00 <Gazz4> i'm not a fan of cars
20:41:00 <Doodle> i'd rather not risk it
20:41:00 <matrix> I've never had a cat spaz out
20:42:00 <Gazz4> i think trains and trams r better
20:42:00 <Doodle> confined space
20:42:00 <Gazz4> and bicycles
20:42:00 <Doodle> yeah not in the country
20:42:00 <Gazz4> haha
20:42:00 <Gazz4> yeah then having a car is a requirement
20:43:00 <ooomp> You can ride bikes in the country
20:43:00 <ooomp> Lazy Doodle
20:43:00 <Doodle> pff
20:43:00 <matrix> Wb Picard
20:43:00 <ooomp> Speaking of which, hello Picard
20:43:00 <Picard> ty
20:43:00 <Picard> hello
20:43:00 <matrix> Lazy doodle and Picard? ??
20:43:00 <matrix> How are they the same
20:43:00 <Picard> huh?
20:43:00 <Doodle> actually its exercise time
20:43:00 <Doodle> bblzzz
20:44:00 <Loof> hit it hard man
20:44:00 <ooomp> matrix, these things can never really be explained
20:44:00 <Gazz4> gonna ride a bike eh?
20:44:00 <matrix> Lol
20:44:00 <ooomp> Take the red pill
20:44:00 <matrix> I want both pills
20:44:00 <Picard> his exercise is a walk to the fridge for another beer and slice of pizza
20:44:00 <Gazz4> lol
20:44:00 <matrix> Hey don't knock it
20:44:00 <Gazz4> as i'm sure it is for most here
20:45:00 <matrix> It is hard work opening a fridge
20:45:00 <Picard> lol
20:45:00 <matrix> And those bear tops are batches
20:45:00 <Gazz4> its a bunch of old geeks here
20:45:00 <matrix> Beer*
20:45:00 <Gazz4> that still use IRC
20:45:00 <Gazz4> haha
20:45:00 <ooomp> And yet you're here
20:45:00 <matrix> Gazz4: it never changes
20:45:00 <ooomp> Funny that
20:46:00 <matrix> I am here just to shit stir when I can and laugh at the other shit.
20:46:00 <Doodle> actually Picard my exercise is banging your wife
20:46:00 <Doodle> [20:44] <Gazz4> gonna ride a bike eh?
20:46:00 <Doodle> Gazz4 was right
20:46:00 <Maurice> (18:44:47) (Picard): his exercise is a walk to the fridge for another beer and slice of pizza
20:46:00 <Gazz4> the amount of geeks on irc is just more concentrated now
20:46:00 <matrix> Town bike doodle?
20:46:00 <Maurice> In all my years of boning Doodle, I've seen him drunk once
20:46:00 <matrix> Maurice: guess a doodle is useless drunk
20:47:00 <Thoth> Attention nerds: I just rated LOTR 1/10 on IMDB
20:47:00 <Thoth> End of message
20:47:00 <matrix> Lol Thor
20:47:00 <matrix> Thoth*
20:47:00 <matrix> Oh damn auto correct
20:48:00 <xm> why 1? you mean you cant give 0?
20:48:00 <Thoth> 0 = no rating
20:48:00 <matrix> Hmmm
20:48:00 <matrix> Yes that is true
20:49:00 <xm> i dont believe in democracy so i never vote on IMDB
20:50:00 <xm> the average rating of LOTR on IMDB is now 0.00000001 less because of you
20:50:00 <xm> people power!
20:50:00 <Thoth> urgh... nzbclub.com is borked :/
20:50:00 <Thoth> Every vote counts
20:50:00 <xm> who are you going through for your usenet
20:51:00 <Thoth> astraweb
20:51:00 <Thoth> I have a couple fill accounts too
20:51:00 <Thoth> for all the DMCA takedowns :D
20:51:00 <Loof> guess i'll have to use usenet if torrents get blocked
20:51:00 <Loof> dont know if they are planning to block torrents
20:52:00 <Loof> in australia
20:52:00 <xm> VIACOM seems quite active with their copyright notices
20:52:00 <Thoth> usenet isn't a very profitable business anyway, I'm not sure why the studios don't just buy out astraweb and giganews
20:52:00 <Thoth> everyone would be totally fucked if they did
20:53:00 <xm> maybe they're just philanthropists
20:53:00 <Gazz4> hackers will always prevail
20:53:00 <xm> not-for-profit organisations
20:53:00 <Gazz4> history is a testament to this
20:54:00 <Thoth> the idea of blocking torrents is a silly one too, there are numerous methods of concealing what torrent traffic is
20:54:00 <xm> i'd rather pay $10 p/m for usenet than filehosting. it's quite annoying with all those links
20:54:00 <Thoth> also underground trackers on the darkweb
20:54:00 <Thoth> DMCA will never win
20:54:00 <xm> just dont know about what content they have for usnet regarding blu-ray rips etc, TV shows. mainstream stuff should be OK i suppose
20:55:00 <Thoth> I like usenet because astraweb doesn't keep logs. Its ciphered with SSL. Nobody really knows what I leech
20:55:00 <Loof> i thought usenet had more stuff
20:55:00 <Loof> than torrents
20:55:00 <xm> ive never been on the darkweb. how naughty of you. is there a super extreme evil form of EncyclopediaDramatica on there?
20:55:00 <xm> there are VPNs that dont log either
20:56:00 <Thoth> xm: usenet is great for the dvd & bluray rips, usually have more available than torrent
20:56:00 <Thoth> If I really like stuff I always get the dvd iso
20:56:00 <Thoth> from usenet
20:56:00 <xm> what about sources of old and not so popular rips?
20:56:00 <Thoth> I have southpark, breaking bad, stargate, etc. - all from usenet
20:57:00 <Thoth> such as?
20:57:00 <xm> cant think of any right now -- but thered be some
20:57:00 <Thoth> The retention is silly these days. No provider has deleted stuff for years (except for DMCA)
20:57:00 <Thoth> Astraweb are presently at 2226 days retention
20:58:00 <xm> heh not bad
20:58:00 <Thoth> or 6 years
20:58:00 <xm> i think Internode was only a tiny fraction of that
20:58:00 <Thoth> Internoob are only a caching server
20:58:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Darkweb lol
20:59:00 <Thoth> With in excess of 15TB per day, its hard to imagine that a caching server would be very effective
20:59:00 <xm> is there any inherent file size limiti with files off usenet?
20:59:00 <Thoth> not with yenc, no
21:00:00 <paNdiS> dark web nude pics ashleighXtrinity
21:00:00 <paNdiS> ^5 back
21:01:00 <Thoth> heh, I haven't looked at that for some time... the stats on how much is posted to usenet
21:01:00 <Thoth> presently you need over 1388mbps to receive all of usenet
21:01:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Yep all those nudes of me paNdiS
21:01:00 <xm> http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/5923737/Geocities_-_The_Torrent
21:01:00 <xm> awww no seeders
21:02:00 <Thoth> heh, wonder why
21:02:00 <xm> would be good for laughs if you're ever off the Internet grid
21:02:00 <xm> probably a few Austnet users on there too
21:02:00 <xm> WelCome To ThE #FunkYSeXyCooL HomEpAge!!!
21:03:00 <xm> [Apply for @s] <---- never read. just for their vanity
21:03:00 <Thoth> The really sad thing about geocities isn't the content...
21:03:00 <xm> etc etc
21:03:00 <xm> frames?
21:03:00 <Thoth> its that people waited for their 28.8k modems to receive that content
21:03:00 <xm> the gifs?
21:03:00 <Loof> tables instead of css
21:04:00 <xm> i still prefer tables at times
21:04:00 <xm> than eating on the toilet
21:04:00 <Thoth> https://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.geocities.com
21:05:00 <Loof> i'm actually enjoying this feeling of alertness
21:05:00 <ashleighXtrinity> What are you on Loof
21:05:00 <xm> that would make a lovely calendar, thooth
21:06:00 <xm> all those blue circles and shades
21:06:00 <Loof> i got off weed for the 239847239487th time a few days ago ashleighXtrinity
21:06:00 <xm> https://web.archive.org/web/20000301000000*/http://www.geocities.com
21:06:00 <xm> further back
21:06:00 <Loof> this time i hope it's for good
21:06:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Lol
21:06:00 <ashleighXtrinity> But why, weed is fun
21:06:00 <Loof> too expensive
21:07:00 <ashleighXtrinity> True
21:07:00 <ashleighXtrinity> I grow mine
21:07:00 <xm> Thoth: and when they archived the 404 pages of certain sites... that's still historically accurate too
21:07:00 <Loof> i'm actually going to put the $125 a week towards grow equiptment, fuck paying any more
21:08:00 <Loof> got my seeds
21:08:00 <Thoth> http://www.geocities.ws is a better archive
21:08:00 <Thoth> they archived fortunecity too
21:08:00 <ashleighXtrinity> :)
21:08:00 <xm> thoth -- you are among friends here... did you have a website with your karaoke efforts available with real audio?
21:08:00 <Skirmish> lol @ loof and his hydro dreams.
21:09:00 <Thoth> I had a couple geocities accounts
21:09:00 <Loof> wish i could go back in time and invent windows
21:09:00 <Thoth> but tbh I can't even remember what they were about
21:09:00 <Loof> or dos
21:09:00 <xm> what sort of stuff?
21:09:00 <Thoth> it must've been important
21:09:00 <xm> i still have a copy of mine. it's like reading the language of 10 yearold talking
21:10:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Id go back in time with the minecraft source code tbh
21:10:00 <xm> it was en vogue back then to talk like taht retard from somethingawful
21:10:00 <Thoth> I think the only thing I have archived from that time...
21:10:00 <Loof> xm do you know if theres a code editor with ftp out for iphone/ipad?
21:10:00 <Thoth> is e-mail and mirc scripts
21:10:00 <xm> Loof, dont know
21:10:00 <Thoth> reading mirc scripts I wrote is quite hilarious
21:10:00 <xm> did you knowo proper languages back then or were you just learning
21:11:00 <Thoth> learning
21:11:00 <Thoth> I started with mirc :D
21:11:00 <xm> i wrote some script to encrypt and decrypt text over IRC
21:11:00 <xm> that was my first script
21:11:00 <xm> so no one else could understand what others were saying -- unless they had the key in hte .ini
21:12:00 <Loof> that's awesome
21:12:00 <xm> it also used their nickname and whois info as part of the seed
21:12:00 <Thoth> my scripts never seemed to do anything important... actually I recall one of my geocities accounts
21:12:00 <xm> so even if the key was leaked they would also need more than the nicknames
21:12:00 <Thoth> after "the 7th sphere" was discontinued, I continued it on
21:12:00 <Thoth> thats an example of how useless my scripting was
21:14:00 <Thoth> I did have some kind of script to figure out what ip addresses were on austnet too
21:14:00 <xm> i just worked it out from austhex itself
21:14:00 <xm> the code was already there
21:14:00 <Thoth> indeed
21:14:00 <xm> you didnt really need to do much
21:15:00 <Thoth> I remember in mirc I had some background image that made my computer slow
21:15:00 <Thoth> lelz
21:15:00 <TokenDaRing> is'nt Austhex just unreal ircd base with some added services scripts?
21:15:00 <Thoth> TokenDaRing: not the original, no
21:15:00 <Thoth> Longie changed it all
21:15:00 <Loof> wish i had the math skills to work out how to do boolean operations on 3d geometry
21:17:00 <xm> i thought the SDKs do that stuff?
21:17:00 <Loof> cryengine does
21:17:00 <Loof> unreal engine and unity dont
21:17:00 <Loof> but cryengine is a bitch to licence i found out
21:17:00 <xm> unity licensing is pretty screwed from what ive heard
21:17:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ha ha ha ha
21:18:00 <Loof> in what way?
21:18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nikky
21:18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bb
21:18:00 <Loof> hey bb
21:18:00 <Nikky`> hey omfgbbqhax
21:18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey sexy
21:18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Got a man yet
21:18:00 <Nikky`> lol why
21:18:00 <xm> there was a company that had problems, not their faukt, but unity's solution was to make them pay for further products (related to environemnt) to get around it
21:18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Because I have been away for months
21:19:00 <omfgbbqhax> Just asking
21:19:00 <xm> Got man?
21:19:00 <xm> the new catchphrase for Nikky`
21:19:00 <omfgbbqhax> No
21:19:00 <Nikky`> but no
21:19:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh
21:19:00 <omfgbbqhax> I got back with the ex
21:19:00 <omfgbbqhax> But went to shit again
21:19:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
21:19:00 <omfgbbqhax> Anyway
21:20:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bye
21:20:00 <Thoth> Bai bai
21:20:00 <Loof> cya bb
21:20:00 <xm> thanksk for the update!
21:20:00 <omfgbbqhax> -s
21:21:00 <Nikky`> bye bye
21:21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol lumeah is still here
21:21:00 <paNdiS> Grand Theft Auto V for PlayStation®4, Xbox One and PC will take full advantage of the power of new generation systems to deliver across-the-board enhancements including increased resolution and graphical detail, denser traffic, greater draw distances, upgraded AI, new wildlife, and advanced weather and damage effects for the ultimate open world experience.
21:21:00 <paNdiS> werd
21:21:00 <paNdiS> sup j
21:21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey j
21:21:00 <paNdiS> howzit?
21:21:00 <Nikky`> So lesson learnt now omfgbbqhax?
21:21:00 <omfgbbqhax> U still here too cunt
21:21:00 <paNdiS> ye mon
21:22:00 <omfgbbqhax> No emo moment and kill yoself
21:22:00 <xm> babes dun wanna giv ya an ultimatum... but u gotta choose either me or blackdevil...ill cheq my noteop tomoz morn...cya
21:22:00 <omfgbbqhax> Gay
21:22:00 <Thoth> omfgbbqhax: are you the guy who stabbed your gf in the head?
21:22:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah
21:22:00 <paNdiS> fk man i been harrassin ppl every day!
21:22:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Lol whay
21:22:00 <omfgbbqhax> Thats me
21:22:00 <ashleighXtrinity> What*
21:22:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bitch needed another hole to fuck
21:22:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Tell me about that?
21:22:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Omg
21:22:00 <omfgbbqhax> So I stabbed that shit
21:22:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fucked that shit
21:23:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bitch be dead noe
21:23:00 <omfgbbqhax> Now
21:23:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Hot
21:23:00 <Nikky`> I wish someone loved me enough to stab me in the head
21:23:00 <Nikky`> ooh well
21:23:00 <Nikky`> hehe
21:23:00 <ness> lol Nikky
21:23:00 <omfgbbqhax> I can poke you in the head nikky
21:24:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
21:24:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey ness
21:24:00 <Nikky`> I bet you could
21:24:00 <Thoth> Nikky`: I can stab you in the head, except not from love
21:24:00 <paNdiS> hahahaahahaha j
21:24:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
21:24:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Hello Nikky`
21:24:00 <Nikky`> Just as hot Thoth.. stab me..stab me good
21:24:00 <Nikky`> Hey ashleighXtrinity
21:24:00 <xm> Nikky`: if we were lovers we could ride aorund on a tandem bike. id do all the work and i'd care enough to make sure you wore a helmet and even strap it on myself. a large orange stack hat one from the 80s
21:24:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nikky I still love you
21:24:00 <Zade> how are you Nikky`?
21:24:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Did someone say strap on?
21:25:00 <Nikky`> lol xm.. those helmets were the bomb.. sadly I never had one
21:25:00 <Nikky`> I'm fantastical Zade, you?
21:25:00 <Nikky`> Of course omfgbbqhax.. I am loveablew
21:25:00 <Nikky`> -w
21:25:00 <omfgbbqhax> Anyway
21:25:00 <omfgbbqhax> Seeyou in a few months
21:25:00 <Zade> as sexie as ever Nikky`
21:25:00 <Nikky`> Seey omfgbbqhax.. enjoy
21:25:00 <Nikky`> I expect nothing else from you Zade
21:26:00 <Zade> this is true
21:26:00 <doctor> lovable coleslaw
21:26:00 <omfgbbqhax> You dont even remember my name nikky
21:26:00 <omfgbbqhax> Thats sad
21:26:00 <xm> Nikky`: i felt so secure with them that i feel uncomfortable wearing the new helmets they have. theyre just too light and and small. it'd be like walking on that invisible bridge in Indiana Jones
21:26:00 <Nikky`> Yes I do
21:26:00 <paNdiS> no you dont
21:26:00 <paNdiS> dont lie
21:26:00 <doctor> Is it Ted?
21:26:00 <paNdiS> nikz always lyin
21:26:00 <omfgbbqhax> I know j
21:27:00 <omfgbbqhax> She is whoisn me now
21:27:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
21:27:00 <paNdiS> lol
21:27:00 <omfgbbqhax> Miley is nearly 4 j
21:27:00 <omfgbbqhax> Time goes too fast
21:27:00 <Nikky`> I don't need to whois you.. I know your name is Josh
21:27:00 <Nikky`> you idiot
21:27:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sif
21:28:00 <omfgbbqhax> U forgot your love for me
21:28:00 <xm> does anyone know the surname?
21:28:00 <omfgbbqhax> Dont lie
21:28:00 <omfgbbqhax> I know my surnsme
21:28:00 <omfgbbqhax> Surname
21:28:00 <omfgbbqhax> I think nikky and j know it
21:28:00 <Zade> do you have a middle name?
21:28:00 <omfgbbqhax> No
21:28:00 <Nikky`> Hmmm that I don't remember
21:29:00 <Zade> you can have one of mine i have two
21:29:00 <paNdiS> nearly 4!
21:29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nikky knows where I work
21:29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
21:29:00 <omfgbbqhax> She needs wood
21:29:00 <paNdiS> HIS NAME IS JOSH U IDIOT
21:29:00 <Loof> redwood
21:29:00 <paNdiS> :P
21:29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bb u impregnated wife yet
21:29:00 <xm> sounds like you want to get stalked omfgbbqhax
21:29:00 <Loof> not yet
21:30:00 <Maurice> Please dont
21:30:00 <omfgbbqhax> Or she still scary
21:30:00 <Nikky`> Yeah
21:30:00 <paNdiS> lmfao Maurice
21:30:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey maurice
21:30:00 <Maurice> Heya omfgbbqhax
21:30:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ltns
21:30:00 <Maurice> Indeed
21:30:00 <Maurice> How goes it
21:30:00 <omfgbbqhax> To the right
21:30:00 <omfgbbqhax> Abit upward
21:31:00 <omfgbbqhax> Some dripping
21:31:00 <Maurice> Same
21:31:00 <paNdiS> i wonder if ashleigh fucks like a chick been in prison for ten years
21:31:00 <omfgbbqhax> The usual
21:32:00 <omfgbbqhax> J like she wants to eat out?
21:32:00 <Loof> eat his ass out
21:32:00 <omfgbbqhax> Kbai
21:32:00 <ness> 5 girls left on the Batchelor
21:32:00 <Skirmish> A chick that has been in prison for 10 years probably has little to no interest in men.
21:32:00 <ness> i would have punched him in the face by now
21:33:00 <Skirmish> Batchelor.
21:33:00 <xm> and few men would have interest in her by that time, even if they did at the start
21:34:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIQQnoeepgU
21:34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chet Faker - 1998 (Apr 16, 2014) 3:44 - Category: Music - 1,119,868 views - 8,982 likes (99.1%), 79 dislikes (0.9%)
21:35:00 <paNdiS> lol j
21:35:00 <paNdiS> y ness
21:35:00 <paNdiS> dont you like him
21:35:00 <Loof> rumbling sphincter
21:36:00 <paNdiS> i want an aboriginal bachelor
21:36:00 <paNdiS> hahaha
21:37:00 <matrix> I see nothing has changed yet :-)
21:37:00 <matrix> Guess you didn't miss me
21:37:00 <paNdiS> wb
21:37:00 <matrix> To
21:37:00 <matrix> :-)
21:38:00 <matrix> What's happening in here
21:38:00 <Loof> once i did a farted, i smelt it all day long. i really couldn't take it, so i went and grabbed the bong
21:39:00 <paNdiS> fkn takin forever to copy movies to external
21:39:00 <paNdiS> fuck sake
21:39:00 <paNdiS> b1
21:39:00 <paNdiS> Grand Theft Auto V for PlayStation®4, Xbox One and PC will take full advantage of the power of new generation systems to deliver across-the-board enhancements including increased resolution and graphical detail, denser traffic, greater draw distances, upgraded AI, new wildlife, and advanced weather and damage effects for the ultimate open world experience. <--- ;)
21:39:00 <paNdiS> u gettin it for pc?
21:40:00 <paNdiS> u can transfer ur existing characters and progression.
21:42:00 <Loof> god i love toilet humor
21:42:00 <Thoth> Really? It gives me the shits
21:42:00 <ness> omg ive just realised why young girls have such a distorted image on relationships
21:42:00 <paNdiS> why ness?
21:43:00 <Loof> guess i should go make tea, bbl
21:43:00 <erlich> tv?????
21:43:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I'm getting it for the p4
21:43:00 <ness> i'm looking after two young girls tonight and they are commenting on how romantic the batchelor is. They are deciphering everything that is happening on each date
21:43:00 <ness> its hilarious.
21:43:00 <paNdiS> haha
21:44:00 <Bastardly_One> my theory is there wil be a bundle
21:44:00 <Doodle> how young?
21:44:00 <ness> i think once they get older (and get a real taste of what men a like) the perception will change
21:44:00 <paNdiS> a bundle?
21:45:00 <paNdiS> i just looked on tele and bachelor isnt on!
21:45:00 <erlich> ultimately it's about the father
21:45:00 <ness> yeah it is
21:45:00 <paNdiS> r u talkin about australian bachelor?
21:45:00 <paNdiS> it IS?
21:45:00 <ness> channel 11
21:45:00 <Doodle> my sister is married to my dad's mini-me
21:45:00 <Doodle> the son he never had
21:45:00 <paNdiS> oh woop cool
21:45:00 <paNdiS> how did i not see that
21:45:00 <erlich> haha yeah why are you not liek your dad?
21:46:00 <paNdiS> yay the blond i like is still there.
21:46:00 <Doodle> cos he's a retard
21:46:00 <Thoth> ness: paNdiS thinks its romantic too
21:46:00 <paNdiS> i think her name is sam?
21:46:00 <paNdiS> the bachelor is a great show
21:46:00 <Thoth> ...
21:46:00 <ness> i want him to end up with jess
21:47:00 <paNdiS> the blond with the scarf
21:47:00 <paNdiS> mmmm
21:47:00 <paNdiS> which one's jess?
21:47:00 <paNdiS> oh what happened to the bitch of the house?
21:47:00 <Skirmish> ROFL @ it's a great show. It's gutter trash entertainment.
21:47:00 <ness> Jess is the dreamy, brunette with the perfect teeth
21:47:00 <paNdiS> the one he took bowling
21:47:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: got a 1 to 10 rating for cliffhanger?
21:47:00 <paNdiS> oh the ballarina?
21:47:00 <paNdiS> is that jess
21:48:00 <ness> um Jess is the one that went on the ice skating date
21:48:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddi2TBnzdPo
21:48:00 <paNdiS> i dont do 1 10
21:48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mike & The Mechanics - Silent Running ( with LYRICS ) (Dec 5, 2009) 6:15 - Category: Music - 641,040 views - likes (98.7%), dislikes (1.3%) dislikes (1.3%)
21:48:00 <Thoth> Why is that? The NSA?
21:48:00 <paNdiS> i always forget their names
21:48:00 <ness> im glad Laurina left - high maintenance and stuck up
21:48:00 <paNdiS> oh jess is dimple girl
21:48:00 <paNdiS> yeah her
21:49:00 <paNdiS> why did she leave?
21:49:00 <paNdiS> no rose or just left?
21:49:00 <ness> no rose - she was a demanding cow
21:49:00 <paNdiS> haha
21:49:00 <paNdiS> i wanted her to stay til the end just to be dumped ;)
21:49:00 <Thoth> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2557490/
21:49:00 <paNdiS> <- mean
21:49:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014) - 6.2/10 of 55,156 votes - Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Charlize Theron, Liam Neeson - Rated: Rated R for strong crude and sexual content, language throughout, some violence and drug material - Runtime: 2hrs 15mins - Genre: Comedy, Western - Release Date: 30 May 2014 (USA)
21:49:00 <Thoth> Wonder if thats any good
21:49:00 <Thoth> The trailers looked good
21:50:00 <paNdiS> Thoth i'd give cliffhanger 2 out of four stars
21:50:00 <paNdiS> or with my penguin system on fb id give it 3 penguins out of five
21:50:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently that movie is really good Thoth
21:50:00 <paNdiS> Thoth said he hated it b1
21:51:00 <paNdiS> oh
21:51:00 <paNdiS> that, yeah that movie is fantastic
21:51:00 <Thoth> 6.2/10
21:51:00 <Thoth> IMDB begs to differ
21:51:00 <paNdiS> youtube the butt scene
21:51:00 <paNdiS> who cares what imdb and rotten tomatoes etc. have to say
21:51:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: you basically gave cliffhanger the average score from IMDB
21:51:00 <Thoth> ie. its shit
21:52:00 <erlich> what are some of your top movies Thoth ?
21:52:00 <paNdiS> so unless something is 7-10 you wont watch it?
21:52:00 <Thoth> Also you demonstrated you cannot do math
21:52:00 <paNdiS> lol!
21:52:00 <paNdiS> i did?
21:52:00 <paNdiS> explain
21:52:00 <paNdiS> in baby talk pls
21:53:00 <Thoth> erlich: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102178/
21:53:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: K2 (1991) - 6.2/10 of 4,557 votes - Stars: Michael Biehn, Matt Craven, Annie Grindlay - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 0secs - Genre: N/A - Release Date: N/A
21:54:00 <erlich> would you like to spend time in antarctica? not a ship trip, but say being on base
21:54:00 <paNdiS> I've the impression you're somebody that doesn't like to think for himself.
21:55:00 <Skirmish> ... coming from the guy that doesn't think at all.
21:55:00 <paNdiS> thank you for your contribution.
21:55:00 <Skirmish> You are most welcome.
21:55:00 <paNdiS> look pal we can't both be sarcastic.
21:56:00 <ness> are you fuckers still slagging each other off
21:56:00 <Doodle> lol
21:56:00 <paNdiS> no
21:56:00 <paNdiS> lol
21:56:00 <Skirmish> I am glad you realise your limitations paNdiS.
21:56:00 <Doodle> thats what this channel is for ness
21:56:00 <Bastardly_One> apparetly
21:56:00 <paNdiS> that statement makes no sense
21:56:00 <Bastardly_One> *apparently
21:56:00 <Doodle> a parrot lee
21:56:00 <Skirmish> ... because of your limitations paNdiS.
21:56:00 <paNdiS> which are?
21:57:00 <paNdiS> we're just talking guise, relax
21:57:00 <Skirmish> Not being able to make sense of things.
21:57:00 <Doodle> not being able to fly
21:57:00 <paNdiS> how so?
21:57:00 <Bastardly_One> there's some burlesque thing on at the george
21:57:00 <paNdiS> NO SHIT
21:57:00 <Doodle> not being able to breathe underwater
21:57:00 <paNdiS> that is fucked Doodle
21:57:00 <Skirmish> [21:56] <paNdiS> that statement makes no sense <---- That is how.
21:57:00 <paNdiS> no x-ray vision
21:57:00 <Doodle> not being able to be set on fire and survive
21:57:00 <paNdiS> true that
21:57:00 <Doodle> no time travel ability
21:57:00 <Doodle> pretty pathetic really
21:57:00 <paNdiS> hmm
21:57:00 <paNdiS> telekenesis too
21:57:00 <paNdiS> that's some cool stuff
21:57:00 <Doodle> oh
21:57:00 <Doodle> i thought you had that
21:58:00 <paNdiS> thought b1 had it
21:58:00 <paNdiS> who has it?
21:58:00 <Doodle> from the pig blood.. unpleasantness
21:58:00 <Doodle> you
21:58:00 <Doodle> or was that carrie
21:58:00 <paNdiS> watch as I levitate my penis!
21:58:00 <paNdiS> hahahaha
21:58:00 <ness> my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
21:58:00 <Maurice> He's not Matilda
21:58:00 <Doodle> i'll have a blue haven thx ness
21:58:00 <paNdiS> ness where in the world is your new man from?
21:58:00 <Doodle> dont be stingy on the syrup
21:59:00 <paNdiS> im not going to pay you out!
21:59:00 <Doodle> lol matilda
21:59:00 <Doodle> he is more like miss honey
22:00:00 <ness> why do you want to know panNdis
22:00:00 <paNdiS> im interested
22:00:00 <paNdiS> you said he hardly speaks a word of english
22:00:00 <Doodle> is he chinese
22:00:00 <Maurice> Lol miss honey
22:00:00 <ness> thats true. thankfully iphone has a translation app
22:00:00 <paNdiS> oh how good would that be, no effort into chinese penis felatio
22:00:00 <paNdiS> hahahaha
22:00:00 <Maurice> CHUCK HIM IN THE CHOKEY
22:00:00 <Doodle> lol
22:00:00 <Doodle> loooooool
22:01:00 <Doodle> bruce bogtrotter
22:01:00 <ness> no not chinese
22:01:00 <Doodle> is heeeeeee
22:01:00 <Doodle> dutch
22:01:00 <Doodle> filipino
22:01:00 <Doodle> spanish
22:01:00 <Maurice> Miss Trunchbull
22:01:00 <paNdiS> is he spanish?
22:01:00 <Thoth> erlich: most definately, climbing vinson massif would be really cool
22:01:00 <paNdiS> spanipino
22:01:00 <Doodle> si habla espanol?
22:02:00 <paNdiS> mucho mucho
22:02:00 <Doodle> es muy importante
22:02:00 <Maurice> I want to punch my child in the neck
22:02:00 <ness> you;re a dickhead
22:02:00 <Doodle> thats illegal
22:02:00 <Maurice> Since when
22:02:00 <Doodle> who is a dickhead
22:02:00 <paNdiS> tehnido que matar eh mucho hente
22:02:00 <Doodle> since the 70s?
22:02:00 <Maurice> What bollocks
22:02:00 <doctor> just feed them stale bread for a year or two
22:02:00 <Doodle> tito fuente por favor
22:02:00 <paNdiS> nessi, wheeere?
22:02:00 <Maurice> I should get my own chokey
22:03:00 <Doodle> i'll give you a chokey
22:03:00 <Maurice> I'll look forward to it
22:03:00 <Doodle> ;)
22:03:00 <ness> paNdis it doesn't matter. I'm not a racist fuck like some
22:03:00 <Doodle> who is racist
22:03:00 <paNdiS> I'm not racist
22:03:00 <ness> so it doesn't matter if he's chinese, indian, spanish, lebo, english
22:03:00 <paNdiS> nor is Doodle
22:03:00 <erlich> im not racist, my best friend is beehhh
22:03:00 <Doodle> is he greek
22:03:00 <paNdiS> greek ftw
22:04:00 <Doodle> portuguese
22:04:00 <ness> not greek
22:04:00 <Doodle> andorran
22:04:00 <doctor> what's a racist?
22:04:00 <Doodle> swiss
22:04:00 <erlich> i reckon he's filo, as you said
22:04:00 <Doodle> is he a zulu
22:04:00 <ness> lol zulu
22:04:00 <Doodle> doe she talk in clicks
22:04:00 <Doodle> *does he
22:04:00 <Picard> what did i miss
22:04:00 <paNdiS> anyway the spanish and the english are both of the caucasian ethnicity
22:04:00 <erlich> lollllllll
22:04:00 <ness> hi picard
22:04:00 <paNdiS> and chinese and indian are both asian
22:04:00 <erlich> lollllllllllllll
22:04:00 <Picard> ness darlink how are you
22:05:00 <Maurice> Is he Narnian
22:05:00 <paNdiS> what's ness's problem :/
22:05:00 <paNdiS> lol Narnian
22:05:00 <Doodle> i think she thinks you're being racist from the small dick azn comment
22:05:00 <Doodle> possibly
22:05:00 <paNdiS> oh
22:05:00 <Doodle> or she might think we're all racist fucks cos we are
22:05:00 <Picard> paNdiS i suggest you leave ness alone.
22:05:00 <Maurice> I'm not racist, but
22:05:00 <ness> i know you cunts are
22:05:00 <ness> you hate everyone
22:05:00 <paNdiS> i dont hate anyone
22:06:00 <Doodle> i'm not racist, i have a coloured tv
22:06:00 <paNdiS> lol
22:06:00 <Picard> im not racist, i hate everyone equally
22:06:00 <ness> lol Doodle
22:06:00 <paNdiS> i half two chinese aunties
22:06:00 <ness> im not racist, i have a colour tv........
22:06:00 <paNdiS> 3 african cousins
22:06:00 <paNdiS> half chinese, half african
22:07:00 <Doodle> i'm going to kick back in front of it soon and be annoyed by the cat
22:07:00 <Doodle> cos f1
22:07:00 <Picard> lol ness
22:07:00 <Doodle> GO RICCIARDO
22:07:00 <paNdiS> my first two best friends were chinese
22:07:00 <Picard> im not racist, i take holidays to asian countries
22:07:00 <paNdiS> lost my virginity to a greek chick
22:07:00 <Doodle> how is your anus
22:07:00 <paNdiS> fav food is greek
22:07:00 <erlich> is it like a UN conference when there's a family reunion? what are they doing about the paNdiS conflict?
22:07:00 <paNdiS> how am i racist?
22:07:00 <Picard> im not racist ive fucked an asian.
22:07:00 <paNdiS> i just dont like aboriginals.
22:07:00 <Picard> same paNdiS
22:08:00 <ness> you would fuck anything Picard
22:08:00 <Picard> or Indians
22:08:00 <paNdiS> Australian aboriginals, not including other aboriginal peoples from around the world.
22:08:00 <erlich> why dont you like aborigines?
22:08:00 <Picard> ness not at all
22:08:00 <Picard> they smell
22:08:00 <ness> panNdiS what natio are u?
22:08:00 <Picard> paNdiS is from afghanastan
22:08:00 <paNdiS> well I live in australia
22:08:00 <paNdiS> so im Australian
22:08:00 <Picard> he came here on a wooden boat
22:08:00 <paNdiS> that's my nationality
22:08:00 <Picard> via xmas island
22:09:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Picard
22:09:00 <Picard> fucken reffo cunt paNdiS
22:09:00 <TokenDaRing> how's your night friend?
22:09:00 <ness> whats your background then
22:09:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing hello
22:09:00 <Picard> im great thanks
22:09:00 <paNdiS> Welsh Scot
22:09:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm sitting here watching Get Smart
22:09:00 <paNdiS> mum's welsh dad was scot
22:09:00 <ness> ok cool
22:09:00 <Picard> fucking welsh
22:09:00 <Picard> my day was weslh
22:09:00 <ness> shut up Picard
22:09:00 <Picard> mum is scottish lol paNdiS
22:09:00 <Picard> we are more alike then id like to think
22:09:00 <Picard> scary as fuck
22:09:00 <paNdiS> lol Picard
22:09:00 <Doodle> my dad is scottish
22:09:00 <paNdiS> very
22:10:00 <Doodle> i have worn a kilt
22:10:00 <Maurice> Mines english
22:10:00 <Doodle> you know whats under it
22:10:00 <paNdiS> what's yours ness?
22:10:00 <Picard> im not drug fucked
22:10:00 <ness> ive looked under a kilt?
22:10:00 <Maurice> Oh I know ;)
22:10:00 <Doodle> your lipstick ;)
22:10:00 <Maurice> Rowrrrr
22:10:00 <erlich> my mum likes Tom Jones
22:10:00 <erlich> that makes me part Welsh too
22:10:00 <ness> greek background
22:10:00 <Picard> ness
22:10:00 <paNdiS> OH!
22:10:00 <paNdiS> greek ;)
22:11:00 <paNdiS> ehehehehe
22:11:00 <Doodle> bumsecks
22:11:00 <Picard> who is watching MIB3?
22:11:00 <paNdiS> seen it
22:11:00 <Picard> same
22:11:00 <paNdiS> wasnt bad ey
22:11:00 <Picard> nothing else to watch
22:11:00 <Picard> tv is shit tonight
22:11:00 <paNdiS> better than no.2
22:11:00 <Doodle> f1 is on soon
22:11:00 <erlich> i give it 10/10
22:11:00 <erlich> best movie ver
22:11:00 <Picard> i need to jerk off i think
22:11:00 <erlich> ever*
22:11:00 <paNdiS> yer im playing drinking games in watch dogs and waiting for movies to copy to external hd
22:12:00 <Picard> Doodle how was the exercise
22:12:00 <erlich> best moving ever because it's playing right now
22:12:00 <paNdiS> downloaded hansel and gretal witch hunters, transformers 4 and the quiet ones
22:12:00 <Doodle> it was long and hard
22:12:00 <erlich> movie*
22:12:00 <Maurice> We started watching Short Circuit
22:12:00 <Maurice> Now we're watching Mr Peabody and Sherman
22:12:00 <Maurice> Doodle!
22:12:00 <erlich> need more input
22:12:00 <TokenDaRing> Short Circuit is good
22:12:00 <Maurice> Thats what I said last night
22:12:00 <beehhh> oh yeah thanks for the betreyals
22:12:00 <Doodle> lolol
22:12:00 <beehhh> betrayals
22:12:00 <Doodle> yw beehhh
22:13:00 <Picard> fuck me this james bond movie is older then Bastardly_One
22:13:00 <TokenDaRing> Doodle long and hard
22:13:00 <TokenDaRing> sounds like something was fun
22:13:00 <beehhh> some girls have won the ticket to melbourne on our curtin open day
22:13:00 <Doodle> no it was horrible
22:13:00 <paNdiS> i dont really dislike australian aboriginals lol
22:13:00 <beehhh> on their way century of asian women
22:13:00 <beehhh> men goes to canada or greenland
22:13:00 <Doodle> wut
22:14:00 <paNdiS> hahaha
22:14:00 <paNdiS> i <3 beehhh
22:14:00 <Maurice> Lol this movie 'how about we just punch that big hole in the face'
22:14:00 <Maurice> Thats a bit rud
22:14:00 <Maurice> e
22:14:00 <Doodle> lol
22:14:00 <beehhh> australia is being sold to asia in their poperty markets
22:14:00 <Doodle> thats ok asia will run australia better
22:14:00 <paNdiS> they can sell me to that show If You Are The One
22:15:00 <Maurice> And we'll get fried rice day
22:15:00 <Picard> asians have a much better work ethic then australians
22:15:00 <Doodle> at least the trains will be on time
22:15:00 <paNdiS> hahaha
22:15:00 <Maurice> And we can get technology early
22:15:00 <Picard> lol
22:15:00 <Doodle> and send 5yo kids to work
22:15:00 <Doodle> i'd have kids then
22:15:00 <Maurice> Yeah!
22:15:00 <Picard> we need a monorail train to tulla airport
22:15:00 <beehhh> the girl won the miss curtin last nite slept with a nigerial dude i saw them on a bus
22:16:00 <Picard> these cunts here are stupid
22:16:00 <beehhh> shes from sabah is a chinese
22:16:00 <Maurice> nigerial
22:16:00 <Doodle> monorail
22:16:00 <doctor> Picard, want to hire me? I might not ever show up to work but I'll tell you everything you're doing wrong even when you haven't asked for my advice
22:16:00 <erlich> lol beehhh
22:16:00 <Picard> fuck off Doodle
22:16:00 <Picard> i sacked a cunt like you
22:16:00 <Thoth> urgh
22:16:00 <paNdiS> Picard download A Million Ways To Die In The West
22:16:00 <paNdiS> :P
22:16:00 <Doodle> what
22:16:00 <Maurice> I don't think they should make a monorail, look how that ended up for springfield
22:16:00 <Thoth> a million ways to die in the west is fucking retarded
22:16:00 <doctor> lol
22:16:00 <Doodle> lol
22:17:00 <paNdiS> why is it retarded?
22:17:00 <Thoth> its ted, but worse
22:17:00 <paNdiS> it's lolarious
22:17:00 <Maurice> I've heard its pretty bad
22:17:00 <Picard> i traveled on a monorail from the airport to the city at kuala lumpur
22:17:00 <Maurice> And that hes not a great actor
22:17:00 <Loof> can i ask you guys a serious question?
22:17:00 <Doodle> no
22:17:00 <Loof> would you fuck this: https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10703944_917734784909567_1890779063679543744_n.jpg?oh=0eaa57b4ee92549388633ffb7e5fb719&oe=54931773&__gda__=1419195386_424e16e14218894eadf0341294d57e22
22:17:00 <Doodle> not in here
22:17:00 <Maurice> No
22:17:00 <paNdiS> he's great in it
22:17:00 <Doodle> i already have Loof
22:17:00 <paNdiS> but if you're not a seth mcfarlane fan, dont bother
22:17:00 <Picard> i paid for the VIP service, had our own porter to carry our bags and a car waiting at the other end to take us to the hotel
22:17:00 <Doodle> she was crap, i was great
22:17:00 <Loof> it's an android
22:17:00 <Picard> all it cost as $55
22:17:00 <paNdiS> ur always great Doodle
22:17:00 <Doodle> yeah
22:17:00 <Maurice> We know Loof would fuck anything
22:17:00 <Maurice> Hence his wife
22:18:00 <Doodle> she blew up afterwards
22:18:00 <Loof> lol
22:18:00 <Thoth> seth's modern twist on a historical setting makes the entire movie impossible, such as seths judgement of what a doctor or minister should be
22:18:00 <Doodle> like a real woman
22:18:00 <Loof> ROFL!
22:18:00 <Loof> so you've met my wife
22:18:00 <Doodle> loool
22:18:00 <Thoth> Also the movie is entirely predictable
22:18:00 <paNdiS> who're you quoting Thoth
22:18:00 <beehhh> fuck me arse cunts
22:18:00 <Picard> those tits are saggy i bet
22:19:00 <Maurice> No, thats my boobs apparently
22:19:00 <paNdiS> his judgement on what a doctor or a minister should be?
22:19:00 <beehhh> met some sexy tranny at the curtin openday
22:19:00 <beehhh> one is even hotter than norell
22:19:00 <Picard> your boobs?
22:19:00 <Maurice> Thats hard
22:19:00 <beehhh> trannies are the mens best friend
22:19:00 <Doodle> lol
22:19:00 <paNdiS> he hits the nail on the head by pointing out how silly the practises of the day were
22:20:00 <paNdiS> there was a time when doctors would prescribe smoking ffs.
22:20:00 <beehhh> well women likes big cock if you dont they are not pleased ask from Maurice
22:20:00 <Maurice> Yes
22:20:00 <Maurice> Ask from Maurice
22:20:00 <matrix> Hmmm
22:20:00 <Doodle> hahaha
22:20:00 <doctor> I still do
22:20:00 <Picard> lol
22:20:00 <paNdiS> lol!
22:20:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: I realise english isn't a language you speak but can you at least try?
22:20:00 <doctor> would cut the edge off a lot of people
22:20:00 <matrix> All are . different
22:20:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
22:21:00 <matrix> Hi B1
22:21:00 <beehhh> mine was cut forcefully in 1885
22:21:00 <beehhh> they turned me into a slave
22:21:00 <paNdiS> you had no retort so you resorted to insulting me Thoth
22:21:00 <paNdiS> good one.
22:21:00 <Bastardly_One> hey matrix
22:21:00 <doctor> cheers doc
22:21:00 <beehhh> why keep the balls then
22:21:00 <doctor> medical tobacco
22:21:00 <paNdiS> you haven't seen the film and you're giving me shit
22:21:00 <Doodle> nicotinal infumation to clear the lungs
22:22:00 <beehhh> having hot cuppa of japanese green tea just now
22:22:00 <Doodle> green tea is shit
22:22:00 <matrix> It's not the nicotine that kills your lungs
22:22:00 <Doodle> may as well boil some grass clippings
22:22:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: how do you retort your own statement with a question mark added to it? I cannot outsmart that incredible witt and intelligence you possess
22:22:00 <paNdiS> Have you seen Synecdoche New York Thoth?
22:22:00 <paNdiS> I bet you wouldnt get it
22:22:00 <paNdiS> probably right over your head, watch it a second time and still over your head.
22:23:00 <beehhh> Loof if they do let me come back in to visit my family members what can I do there?
22:23:00 <erlich> here's some water to counter some of teh side effects later on. take a glass every hour
22:23:00 <beehhh> i'd be numb n paralized on my own again
22:23:00 <doctor> bit of opium too please doc. just need you to sign here on the dotted line
22:23:00 <Thoth> "A theatre director struggles with his work, and the women in his life, as he creates a life-size replica of New York City inside a warehouse as part of his new play."
22:23:00 <Picard> paNdiS are you under the effect of alcohol or drugs?
22:23:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: you're right, I'd completely fail to comprehend that
22:24:00 <beehhh> some dreams are so real doesnt make any sense to the real-life
22:24:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: you know since I cannot comprehend words like "judgement"
22:24:00 <paNdiS> comprehend the word judgement
22:24:00 <paNdiS> okie
22:24:00 <paNdiS> i go around comprehending heaps of things
22:24:00 <erlich> you're in luck. there's a special today with opium. but a kilo and get a free pipe
22:24:00 <paNdiS> i comprehend my washing when im hanging it on the line
22:24:00 <beehhh> yes i'was clock past death before
22:24:00 <erlich> buy*
22:25:00 <paNdiS> whem i masturbate i comprehend my cum
22:25:00 <Thoth> ...
22:25:00 <paNdiS> comprehension is vital when making a toasted cheese sammich btw
22:25:00 <paNdiS> nothing like a good comprehending shit in the morning.
22:25:00 <doctor> can you bulk bill it? I've only got a $20 on me
22:25:00 <paNdiS> is that comprehensive enough for you Thoth?
22:25:00 <erlich> nothing deflects an argument greating than than a redhead hearing purple monkey dishwasher
22:25:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: you're doing a fine job of illustrating my statement that you're a fucking idiot
22:25:00 <beehhh> now the asians are targetting melbourne after getting their citizenship from perth
22:25:00 <paNdiS> do twenty dollar words impress you dude?
22:26:00 <Skirmish> What the fuck are $20 words?
22:26:00 <beehhh> give to someone needs it
22:26:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX-8MHKuQ5I
22:26:00 <beehhh> some opiets be good right now
22:26:00 <paNdiS> you're at uni, you should know
22:26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Johnny Hates Jazz - Shattered Dreams (UK Version) (May 2, 2006) 3:24 - Category: Music - 4,056,260 views - 14,148 likes (98.9%), 158 dislikes (1.1%)
22:27:00 <Skirmish> So that is your way of saying that you have no idea what you are talking about?
22:27:00 <paNdiS> a twenty dollar word is a fancy word.
22:27:00 <erlich> doctor: i dont bulk bill. but i know where you live. interest charged at $10 per day
22:27:00 <beehhh> i'd assume no help on this way and wasnt ever
22:27:00 <beehhh> but thanks for the convo in here
22:27:00 <Skirmish> I have never ever heard someone say or type "$20 words".
22:27:00 <Skirmish> Ever.
22:27:00 <Maurice> I say things like boudoir, nobody gives me 20 bucks
22:27:00 <doctor> i'll go see the indian down the street then
22:28:00 <Maurice> And thats pretty fancy
22:28:00 <erlich> there is also a cash converters near you. where there is a will there is a way...
22:28:00 <Maurice> There actually isn't :/
22:28:00 <paNdiS> you've never seen somebody on irc use a fancy word to come across as intelligent?
22:28:00 <Picard> Skirmish
22:29:00 <ness> im having the best rocky road ive ever tasted in my life.......
22:29:00 <beehhh> feels like a cold chesels when I get lost in thought and those vivid memories are generating of me being faded that once were mine
22:29:00 <paNdiS> it's a rule writers use
22:30:00 <Picard> rocky road is average
22:30:00 <ness> i usually don't like it
22:31:00 <paNdiS> do you like frangelico?
22:31:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Weird Al - I Love Rocky Road.mp3 (2.99MB 160kbps Stereo 2:36)
22:31:00 <ness> but i bought some from the yarra valley chocolatrie......omg its so good
22:31:00 <Loof> beehhh try peppermint mixed with green tea
22:31:00 <Loof> it's bodacious
22:31:00 <Picard> bit far from me to get some
22:31:00 <Maurice> Now Loof is using $20 words
22:32:00 <Maurice> Like bodacious
22:32:00 <Picard> lol
22:32:00 <ness> bodacious is from teenage mutant ninja turtles
22:32:00 <paNdiS> LOL
22:33:00 <Loof> i wish i didn't know every word to all three madagascar movies
22:33:00 <Loof> man i hate madagascar
22:33:00 <Loof> zac is obsessed with it lol
22:33:00 <FireFighter> is this where all the gay dudes chat?
22:33:00 <ness> you have kids Loof? or are you watching it by choice
22:33:00 <Loof> just you
22:34:00 <Loof> poojabber
22:34:00 <ness> FireFighter needs an ass rimming boys
22:34:00 <FireFighter> ive been putting out spot fires all day and i come online
22:34:00 <Picard> why
22:34:00 <Doodle> i just brushed my teeth
22:34:00 <Doodle> so i'm out
22:34:00 <Picard> does he enjoy it?
22:34:00 <paNdiS> CYA
22:34:00 <Picard> bye
22:34:00 <paNdiS> gosh he's a dream boat
22:34:00 <Loof> :(
22:34:00 <FireFighter> dont forget the mouth wash
22:34:00 <paNdiS> id never stop kissing him
22:35:00 <FireFighter> if i was sucking cock all day id brush my teeth also
22:36:00 <FireFighter> ^5
22:36:00 <Thoth> No teeth = better cock sucking
22:36:00 <paNdiS> ^5
22:36:00 <Thoth> Ask paNdiS
22:36:00 <Picard> lol
22:36:00 <FireFighter> hahaha
22:36:00 <Picard> gross cunts
22:36:00 <paNdiS> pantless
22:36:00 <paNdiS> lol Picard
22:36:00 <paNdiS> Thoth download Synecdoche New York and enjoy
22:36:00 <paNdiS> it's a Charlie Kauffman film
22:37:00 <NoPants> dont his making u commit priacy
22:37:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: go have a bath with your toaster
22:37:00 <Loof> he's
22:37:00 <Loof> tard
22:37:00 <paNdiS> my toaster is in the spare room
22:37:00 <paNdiS> and i dont have a bathtub
22:37:00 <Thoth> Stupid poor people :/
22:37:00 <erlich> i remember a guy from here that tried to kill himself with a ... battery powered radio
22:37:00 <paNdiS> and it wouldnt matter because of the deadswitch
22:37:00 <erlich> Hyperion/Bastard
22:37:00 <Loof> lol
22:37:00 <erlich> if you remember that meth head
22:38:00 <NoPants> did he write a lenghty suicide letter?
22:38:00 <paNdiS> any other bright ideas?
22:38:00 <Maurice> I had a friend who tried the toaster in the bath thing
22:38:00 <Maurice> It didn't work
22:38:00 <erlich> his entire time n IRC could be construed as a long suicide letter
22:38:00 <Loof> is a tweaker a meth head?
22:38:00 <erlich> oops $20!
22:39:00 <Picard> lol
22:39:00 <ness> why do all the hipster guys have beards?
22:39:00 <ness> and wear tea coseys for beanies
22:39:00 <Doodle> to tickle each other balls with
22:39:00 <ness> they look unwashed
22:39:00 <paNdiS> because they're faggots
22:39:00 <Doodle> *others
22:39:00 <Maurice> The gun at the rifle range the following week did though
22:39:00 <erlich> because Ned Kelly is oldskool and they want to emulate him
22:40:00 <erlich> same as Karl Marx etc
22:40:00 <Picard> beards are dirty
22:40:00 <Picard> disgusting things
22:40:00 <erlich> Maurice: hmmm ive heard news reports over those
22:40:00 <erlich> was that the guy?
22:40:00 <Thoth> ness: to be unique
22:40:00 <Maurice> No, it was a girl
22:40:00 <Thoth> same reason people get tattoos with their tattoo friends who can only talk about tattoos
22:40:00 <Picard> Maurice has a beard
22:40:00 <paNdiS> lol
22:40:00 <Maurice> And its luxurious
22:41:00 <Maurice> Thats another $20 word
22:41:00 <NoPants> i dreamt of a vagina with teeth lastnight
22:41:00 <paNdiS> lol
22:41:00 <Thoth> NoPants: paNdiS?
22:42:00 <Thoth> Don't worry he can't bite
22:42:00 <NoPants> i been watching that ORANGE on youtube to much
22:42:00 <NoPants> ORange the Talkin ORANGE
22:42:00 <erlich> i dont believe in $20 words. im going to submit my thesis using street words because i dont want my marker to think im trying to be magniloquent... woops! better change the word 'drug addict' to 'junkie'
22:42:00 <Maurice> Not annoying orange
22:42:00 <erlich> as well
22:42:00 <ness> who bought the iphone 6
22:42:00 <paNdiS> Thoth I've got more pork in pussy than you will ever get.
22:42:00 <paNdiS> it's my favourite meal
22:43:00 <Maurice> You don't put food stuffs in vaginas :S
22:43:00 <Maurice> They'll get an infection
22:43:00 <ness> does that mean you are a dirty pig paNdiS?
22:43:00 <paNdiS> lol
22:43:00 <NoPants> im the type of guy to lick and eat a vagina 'heres my email ladies"
22:43:00 <paNdiS> no it means when I was young i was a slut
22:43:00 <erlich> if you said vaginae that would be a $20 word
22:44:00 <ness> the mouth is the dirtiest part of the body.
22:44:00 <paNdiS> that's why I kiss a girl with my bottom.
22:44:00 <erlich> that's what the Bible says, ness
22:44:00 <ness> you are all class paNdiS
22:44:00 <paNdiS> lol soz
22:45:00 <paNdiS> you left it open
22:45:00 <NoPants> paNdiS gets all the ladies with his xbox 260
22:45:00 <matrix> Class or ass
22:45:00 <matrix> Lol
22:45:00 <paNdiS> LOL
22:45:00 <Loof> yawn
22:45:00 <paNdiS> ahahaha Maurice
22:45:00 <paNdiS> matrix
22:45:00 <paNdiS> right in the zone
22:45:00 <paNdiS> lol
22:45:00 <ness> paNdiS do u like ass?
22:45:00 <paNdiS> girl or guy ass?
22:45:00 <paNdiS> i love girl ass
22:46:00 <NoPants> im a head man
22:46:00 <Skirmish> What is a good company that builds PC's and ships Australia wide? I think it's time to consider a new pc.
22:46:00 <NoPants> dell
22:46:00 <NoPants> hp
22:46:00 <matrix> Lol
22:46:00 <TheRiddler> pc case gear
22:46:00 <Skirmish> I said GOOD.
22:46:00 <matrix> Oh funny
22:46:00 <matrix> Could be headless though too
22:46:00 <NoPants> :)
22:46:00 <erlich> you want it pre-built?
22:46:00 <TheRiddler> my brother uses it
22:46:00 <paNdiS> my mate will build you a good pc or a great pc
22:46:00 <Skirmish> erlich: Yeah I cbf'd putting one together.
22:46:00 <ness> try centrecom, they did my last laptop
22:47:00 <matrix> So fitting. I am at work tonight
22:47:00 <Loof> no idea what you's are talking about
22:47:00 <NoPants> we should rob matrix
22:47:00 <NoPants> he has money
22:47:00 <matrix> *Shudders*
22:47:00 <Skirmish> If he's mates with you paNdiS I want nothing to do with him.
22:47:00 <matrix> Someone mentioned Centre com
22:47:00 <paNdiS> heh
22:47:00 <matrix> Lol
22:47:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.pccasegear.com/?gclid=COLRpfXp78ACFdclvQodMpYA9w
22:47:00 <paNdiS> lolz
22:48:00 <Bastardly_One> matrix, you work there?
22:48:00 <Bastardly_One> Sth Melb store?
22:48:00 <paNdiS> if you want to spend more than you should on a good pc
22:48:00 <paNdiS> good for you
22:48:00 <erlich> yeah, it's an arduous task building one.... oops! $20 in the magniloquent jar!
22:48:00 <matrix> Nah
22:48:00 <NoPants> i might upgrade at xmas
22:48:00 <NoPants> from this hp pav
22:48:00 <paNdiS> lol erlich
22:48:00 <erlich> im happy with the lappy i have now though
22:48:00 <matrix> I knew someone that did though
22:49:00 <paNdiS> same
22:49:00 <NoPants> 16gm ram
22:49:00 <paNdiS> i still love this laptop
22:49:00 <ness> i need to update but bills just coming outta my ass and im going on holidays soon
22:49:00 <erlich> i dont miss having to clean off the fan dust all the time with the old machines
22:49:00 <paNdiS> but it needs fixing and he said he'd fix it brand new!
22:49:00 <erlich> it was probably the birds we keep that casued a bit to accumulate
22:49:00 <paNdiS> haha, my laptop is kept alive with a cooling pad erlich
22:49:00 <erlich> kept*
22:49:00 <paNdiS> coz i roll hot baby
22:49:00 <matrix> Ness not a nice place for Bill to come out of
22:49:00 <erlich> and this lappy is hell quiet
22:50:00 <ness> boom tish
22:50:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.pccasegear.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=28667
22:50:00 <TheRiddler> here's the cheapest
22:50:00 <paNdiS> ness can you speak greek?
22:50:00 <paNdiS> and do you like goat, yes no?
22:50:00 <ness> yep
22:51:00 <paNdiS> 1 down
22:51:00 <ness> goat on a spit is pretty delicious
22:51:00 <Maurice> I'm currently using a commodore 64 to IRC
22:51:00 <paNdiS> ohhh man onna spit!
22:51:00 <paNdiS> i h8 u
22:51:00 <paNdiS> i wish my friends restaurant did whole baby goat leg even
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> you probably can use a commodore 64
22:51:00 <paNdiS> :(
22:51:00 <Loof> what to do what to do
22:52:00 <ness> oh really, whats the restaurant?
22:52:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.commodoreflyer.com/commodore-64-flyer-irc-client/
22:52:00 <paNdiS> Hellenic Argo
22:52:00 <paNdiS> it's in port adelaide
22:52:00 <paNdiS> so obvs im in adelaide lol
22:52:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
22:52:00 <ness> oh i didn't realise
22:52:00 <paNdiS> yea ino hard to work out huh
22:53:00 <Maurice> Seriously
22:53:00 <Maurice> Why does this fucktard insist on showing that pic all the time
22:54:00 <erlich> i didnt know pcg sold systems
22:54:00 <NoPants> beehhh would u like a visa ?
22:54:00 <NoPants> 401 ?
22:54:00 <ness> is that you beehhh?
22:54:00 <NoPants> beehhh i can hook u up with a visa n a job
22:54:00 <beehhh> it was me
22:55:00 <ness> are u someone else now?
22:55:00 <Loof> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1978803_735647079814007_1356441627_n.jpg?oh=9c571505e2fb453f4534266128cee452&oe=5491D7C8&__gda__=1417842279_e88319908a905c41b11e4090c0752692
22:55:00 <beehhh> sweet no pants wait till i grad by next year
22:55:00 <beehhh> not sure if im the same person what I used to be
22:55:00 <Maurice> ...
22:55:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: ban it. Ban it with fire. Why tolerate it?
22:56:00 <Maurice> Depends who you're talking about
22:56:00 <Skirmish> beehhh
22:56:00 <NoPants> beehhh how many women can u root a day ?
22:56:00 <Maurice> He bangs a man
22:56:00 <matrix> Why do people think it is ok to be weird on irc????
22:57:00 <Loof> because it is
22:57:00 <paNdiS> im being good!
22:57:00 <paNdiS> xD
22:57:00 <Loof> it's what irc is for
22:57:00 <paNdiS> gold star!
22:57:00 <paNdiS> lol
22:57:00 <ness> beehh what your background?
22:57:00 <Loof> besides weird is better than boring and normal
22:57:00 <NoPants> his a aeronautical engineer for IS
22:57:00 <erlich> matrix: can you give me an example of what is normal first
22:58:00 <Loof> ^
22:58:00 <paNdiS> LOL
22:58:00 <Loof> my wife is fuming at the idea of sexbots
22:58:00 <erlich> ormal i what you arrive at after averaging madness
22:58:00 <erlich> normal*
22:58:00 <Loof> i bet a lot of women are scared
22:59:00 <Loof> no woman could compare to the sexbots that will be walking around in 20 years time
22:59:00 <doctor> robots aren't able to feel pain so I doubt I'd ever be interested in one
22:59:00 <erlich> Loof, Japan woudl be the first nation to adopt those openly of course
22:59:00 <Loof> yeah no doubt
22:59:00 <beehhh> take a walk on the wildside Skirmish
22:59:00 <erlich> espeically how they're at the forefront of it i think
23:00:00 <erlich> especially*
23:00:00 <Maurice> When isn't your wife fuming
23:00:00 <beehhh> my fists are my knob now
23:00:00 <NoPants> anyone here ever been fist fucked?
23:01:00 <erlich> doctor, there'd be a few sickos that would want bots to have their faces turn blue as you choke them
23:01:00 <beehhh> actually african men are hots by every women
23:01:00 <NoPants> doctor will write the A.I of it
23:02:00 <Skirmish> Time for bed.
23:02:00 <doctor> yeah, there's no doubt about that
23:02:00 <Loof> did you guys see this sexbot: https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10703944_917734784909567_1890779063679543744_n.jpg?oh=0eaa57b4ee92549388633ffb7e5fb719&oe=54931773&__gda__=1419195386_424e16e14218894eadf0341294d57e22
23:02:00 <beehhh> NoPants im too old for skilled migration now might aswell do my mphil from curtin
23:02:00 <Marttin> which city could be this? http://gyazo.com/abd14aadda2078ee334da7c555e959e0
23:02:00 <beehhh> in sarawak campus on a fee waiver scholership
23:02:00 <Loof> do it through open universities australia beehhh
23:02:00 <Loof> it's online
23:02:00 <erlich> personally for me i'd hook these bots up to IRC through bluetooth to speak out whatever my imaginery e-girlfriends are saying. im a playah
23:03:00 <paNdiS> when the fuck did i dl The Nut Job
23:03:00 <beehhh> online's are not valid to get a good job
23:03:00 <beehhh> i'd do it here in curtin campus
23:03:00 <paNdiS> i been dyin to see it hahaha
23:03:00 <beehhh> lots of fuck birds
23:03:00 <doctor> I'd like to meet your e-girl bots
23:03:00 <Loof> have you guys tried this: http://www.jabberwacky.com/
23:04:00 <NoPants> I knew a lot about the world when I was 14 too
23:04:00 <erlich> you ahve spoken to pharmacychick before though with the yt pastes
23:04:00 <NoPants> cheap diazapam
23:04:00 <beehhh> only if i could get a scholarships approved by the r&d on campus
23:04:00 <Skirmish> Go spend some time with your kid Loof so it can grow up balanced and healthy in the head ... unlike you.
23:04:00 <beehhh> most likely i will
23:05:00 <beehhh> http://www.curtin.edu.my/R&D/HDR/index.htm
23:05:00 <paNdiS> anyone like sam worthington?
23:05:00 <paNdiS> doctor i have a movie for you Texas Killing Fields :P
23:05:00 <erlich> at first i thought he was a jerk. but then he said, "hey im that guy form movies such as Avatar'
23:05:00 <erlich> suddenly i just thought he was a top bloke
23:06:00 <Mew> what a bloody legend
23:06:00 <paNdiS> haha
23:06:00 <Thoth> Yep I think I might have to kill myself or get a divorce
23:06:00 <Thoth> Maddy thinks this movie is hilarious and is insisting I watch it with her
23:06:00 <NoPants> kill urself
23:06:00 <erlich> Thoth: karaoke can fix anything though?
23:07:00 <beehhh> Mew is it true you have a kiwi passport?
23:07:00 <erlich> just start singing in the middle of the movie
23:07:00 <beehhh> ok, just checking only
23:07:00 <Mew> It is true
23:07:00 <beehhh> cool i like nz
23:07:00 <Mew> I was born in nz
23:07:00 <paNdiS> your wife's name is Madeline?
23:07:00 <NoPants> that explains ur slang Mew
23:07:00 <Mew> how did you know that?
23:07:00 <erlich> Mew is island girl
23:07:00 <beehhh> wild guess i suppose
23:07:00 <NoPants> shes a bloody kiwi
23:07:00 <Mew> Ohana
23:07:00 <erlich> continents are too passe and uncool for her
23:08:00 <NoPants> anyone got some sheep jokes
23:08:00 <beehhh> sometimes not all things could framed in a sceince
23:08:00 <Mew> I lost my v plates to a bah-ram-ewe
23:09:00 <beehhh> is that near gisbourne?
23:09:00 <NoPants> ill email that one to the nz pm
23:09:00 <Mew> shhhhh
23:09:00 <beehhh> rotoroa rat smell
23:09:00 <Loof> it
23:09:00 <Mew> whoa it was Rotorua beehhh
23:10:00 <beehhh> see we are connected even we are miles apart
23:10:00 <NoPants> yep i can see the moon also
23:10:00 <beehhh> i must do my mock tests
23:10:00 <erlich> b b b b b b b b b b b
23:11:00 <erlich> draw one vertical line
23:11:00 <beehhh> all chinese are on their way for strayan citizenship
23:11:00 <beehhh> but i got Mew to back me up
23:11:00 <Loof> cool more asian pussy
23:11:00 <Loof> on it's way
23:11:00 <Thoth> Australia - Made in China
23:11:00 <beehhh> majority are women Loof
23:11:00 <Loof> nice!
23:11:00 <NoPants> pass the astd's round
23:11:00 <beehhh> today three girls got free tickets to melbourne are miss curtin sarawak this arvo
23:12:00 <erlich> Loof, i think you should secret sublet out rooms to international students
23:12:00 <erlich> have 10 in a room
23:12:00 <erlich> secret room
23:12:00 <Loof> *drools*
23:12:00 <beehhh> trouble is lest i wouldnt know a friend from a foe
23:12:00 <erlich> to get inside the room you pull the Java book form the bookcase
23:12:00 <erlich> as if she'd ever touch it
23:12:00 <Loof> lol
23:13:00 <erlich> and when you come in htere with designer bags and clothing they'd be liek feral cats in Rome fighting over food
23:13:00 <Loof> lol
23:13:00 <beehhh> i like gaysex
23:14:00 <beehhh> Loof when you go the parlor you eat their arse too?
23:14:00 <Loof> nah man
23:15:00 <Loof> i've never done that
23:15:00 <beehhh> you just sniff it aye?
23:15:00 <NoPants> loof likes fingering there bumholes
23:15:00 <beehhh> wild dog heh
23:15:00 <Loof> lol
23:15:00 <British^Meat> so the only one Loof isnt pretending to ignore now is beehhh?
23:15:00 <British^Meat> weird
23:16:00 <beehhh> i should buy some tape for my head
23:16:00 <Loof> masquerades
23:16:00 <Loof> mmm
23:16:00 <Loof> all asian
23:17:00 <Loof> 90 bucks 15 mins
23:17:00 <Loof> i only need 5
23:17:00 <NoPants> your secerts are safe with the asians
23:17:00 <beehhh> my cockmilk taste better than your damn right
23:18:00 <beehhh> Loof come to asian 15bucks for all nite
23:18:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmm
23:18:00 <beehhh> *malaysia
23:18:00 <Loof> nice
23:18:00 <Loof> brb
23:18:00 <NoPants> dont u get the death penatly if u drop a ciggee butt in mayo
23:19:00 <beehhh> yes asians are dead racist towards anybody
23:19:00 <NoPants> i feel like trafficking a tonne of drugs thru asia
23:20:00 <beehhh> not worth doing silly things
23:20:00 <Thoth> NoPants: be sure to tell us all about your travel arrangements first
23:20:00 <beehhh> asians are coming to get your jobs and houses anytime soom
23:21:00 <Thoth> Asians stole my last job
23:21:00 <Thoth> They're common theives aye
23:21:00 <ness> maybe you were just lazy Thoth
23:21:00 <ness> Hardworking people don't get replaced
23:22:00 <beehhh> well i take nomens side and i choose to go stjohn's where everyone is almost happy
23:22:00 <erlich> hard working means nothing if they can outsource it cheaper overseas
23:22:00 <paNdiS> i <3 the name Madeline
23:22:00 <paNdiS> is that rly ur wifes name?
23:22:00 <Bastardly_One> if he's in manual labour he doesn't have to be lazy
23:22:00 <Bastardly_One> like if he's a welder or something working on a line
23:22:00 <paNdiS> manual labor rulz
23:22:00 <ness> i wonder how outsourcing is working for these companies
23:23:00 <beehhh> asians girls sleep with any men to get their aussie citizenship is their high priority
23:23:00 <Bastardly_One> asians are taking that over even here in the country
23:23:00 <Bastardly_One> why? because the foremen can treat them like shit
23:23:00 <ness> i know anytime i receive a call from overseas - i just hang up
23:23:00 <Bastardly_One> and aussies would go mental
23:23:00 <beehhh> http://www.immi.gov.au/media/statistics/country-profiles/_files/malaysia.pdf
23:23:00 <Thoth> ness: some people are prepared to work for salary below the minimum wage... that doesn't make those who aren't lazy
23:23:00 <beehhh> then bring up their extendent families on based of that
23:23:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
23:24:00 <erlich> 'hello im matthew smith' (obvious Indian accent)
23:24:00 <Thoth> ness: I don't blame the asians, I blame the consumers
23:24:00 <TokenDaRing> erlich I know a Matthew Smith
23:24:00 <ness> i blame the greedy shareholders
23:24:00 <erlich> yeah i do too
23:24:00 <Bastardly_One> I blame the employers
23:24:00 <paNdiS> what's wrong with call center ppl?
23:24:00 <Thoth> ness: but it was a blessing in disguise because I got a far better job anyway
23:24:00 <paNdiS> i enjoy talking to them
23:24:00 <erlich> he was a prick this guy
23:25:00 <Thoth> ness: the largest employer in au is small business, which do not have shareholders
23:25:00 <Bastardly_One> I rate them on their speil
23:25:00 <Bastardly_One> and tell them on a scale of 1-10 if they're any good
23:25:00 <ness> yeah and small business is struggling
23:25:00 <Thoth> ness: because consumers are morons
23:25:00 <paNdiS> lol b1 you call up for no reason just to pick on them <3
23:25:00 <paNdiS> ahaha
23:25:00 <Bastardly_One> "who are you Sir some kind of team leader?"
23:25:00 <paNdiS> *pictures it*
23:25:00 <beehhh> asians treat me like shit different from aussies definitely
23:25:00 <paNdiS> you have your notepad down like the Dragons in Dragons Den
23:26:00 <beehhh> before i've had nothing against them
23:26:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I have done that
23:26:00 <paNdiS> lol
23:26:00 <ness> yeah they go to "Coles" for everything shopping, insurance, clothing......making all the fat cats rich
23:26:00 <paNdiS> !!!
23:26:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to work in CSR
23:26:00 <beehhh> look at the bottom see the datas
23:26:00 <Thoth> ness: or ebay
23:26:00 <ness> i don't shop from ebay
23:26:00 <paNdiS> then you end your call with "I'm sorry but I won't be investing any more of my time in this call."
23:26:00 <paNdiS> *b1 hangs up*
23:26:00 <beehhh> mostly women e.g. penny wong who betrayed our beloved gillard for her extendent family
23:26:00 <ness> im old school. if i cant see it, taste it, smell it touch it, its usually not what i want
23:27:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, someone has to surprise then besides their team leader
23:27:00 <paNdiS> so you don't want Doodle?
23:27:00 <Thoth> ness: I try to support small biz every time I make a purchase of anything. Even if it costs twice as much. Many say that but few actually mean it
23:27:00 <beehhh> should i need to give more of an examples
23:27:00 <paNdiS> haw haw
23:27:00 <Bastardly_One> might as well be me bored
23:27:00 <paNdiS> lol
23:27:00 <ness> i prefer to shop where my details are safe
23:28:00 <ness> it annoys be though that we get overcharged for everything
23:28:00 <erlich> including who owns the products and where it's manufactured? Thoth ?
23:28:00 <beehhh> ness stjoh's where im targetting to move
23:28:00 <beehhh> st john's newfoundland
23:28:00 <ness> what is that beehhh
23:28:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh, you realise you can't migrate over a certain age to certain countries right?
23:28:00 <paNdiS> ima sing for ness
23:28:00 <beehhh> A safe heaven on this planet for now
23:28:00 <paNdiS> uh
23:28:00 <Thoth> erlich: eh?
23:29:00 <Bastardly_One> I think for Australia it's 46
23:29:00 <paNdiS> you walked through the door with your soft flowing hair
23:29:00 <beehhh> Bastardly_One im only 38 this year
23:29:00 <paNdiS> no shadow could set on your face
23:29:00 <beehhh> upuntil 50 they allows
23:29:00 <paNdiS> could i be asleep i an unconscious heap, concocting this beautiful place
23:29:00 <erlich> you may be going inaide an Australian small business but htey may be selling products that may not be owned by an Australian company and/or made overseas
23:29:00 <beehhh> straya might not have me back cause im too old for there
23:29:00 <Bastardly_One> not yet
23:29:00 <Bastardly_One> frew more years
23:29:00 <Bastardly_One> few more
23:29:00 <Maurice> Thats not why we wont have you back
23:30:00 <Bastardly_One> my point is beehhh is stop dreaming
23:30:00 <beehhh> next june/jule i'll be there babe
23:30:00 <beehhh> long waited tragedy
23:30:00 <ness> lol paNdiS are you seranading me....how romantic. where's my rose!!!
23:30:00 <Thoth> erlich: bypassing an importer/distributor = loss for our economy
23:30:00 <paNdiS> should you hear my soft hum as i twiddle my thumbs
23:30:00 <paNdiS> tap toes to the beat of the drum
23:30:00 <Thoth> erlich: besides, buying locally means you get local support under local laws
23:30:00 <beehhh> just for a few weeks i'll be appear naked at the tullamarine airport on the runway
23:30:00 <ness> what natio are u Beehhhh i know you got kicked out of OZ
23:30:00 <paNdiS> it's beginning to sweep, now it's under my feet! so ima do what has to be done
23:30:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, entertain me
23:30:00 <paNdiS> and we danced with our whiskey and rum!
23:30:00 <erlich> that's why i bought the mic locally
23:30:00 <beehhh> from PNG ness
23:31:00 <erlich> but it's a coincidence that the mic is owned/made here
23:31:00 <paNdiS> u gotta take the rose from my mouth cause thats what romance is!
23:31:00 <Bastardly_One> a friend of mine in going to PNG next week for a holiday
23:31:00 <Maurice> I'm gonna go with no
23:31:00 <beehhh> gotta go peace yo'll
23:31:00 <Thoth> erlich: seems like an interesting purchase aye
23:31:00 <Bastardly_One> a camping fucking holiday in PNG
23:31:00 <erlich> it better come in next week
23:31:00 <Bastardly_One> hope she gets eaten by pigmies
23:31:00 <ness> holiday....i dont think so
23:32:00 <paNdiS> woa im a crap dancer
23:32:00 <Picard> ffs this old cunt isnt dead yet
23:32:00 <ness> im going to Bali
23:32:00 <paNdiS> somebody apologise to that nice couple i just threw myself at!
23:32:00 <Thoth> erlich: some things you can't avoid it... like cars, or technology... but thats a war that was lost a long time ago and its too late now.
23:32:00 <ness> for some sun
23:32:00 <erlich> was reading a book about that last night
23:32:00 <Bastardly_One> SHIT!
23:32:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck!
23:32:00 <paNdiS> png
23:32:00 <erlich> where a Chinese factory staged workers when a foreigner came to visit
23:32:00 <TheRiddler> dont forget to grab some unknown dvds of porn :p
23:32:00 <erlich> to make it look like they were busy
23:32:00 <Bastardly_One> I knew I was meant to do something tonight
23:32:00 <erlich> he came baclk later to look and the place was empty with just one guy sweeping
23:33:00 <Bastardly_One> it would of finished an hour ago
23:33:00 <Bastardly_One> Theatre Burlesque
23:33:00 <Bastardly_One> at a local pub
23:33:00 <Picard> suicide??
23:33:00 <erlich> the reasoning of the importer is that if they are trying that hard to make a show then they will be more competitive with pricing
23:33:00 <Bastardly_One> shit ... Sophie is gonna sit on me next time she sees me
23:33:00 <Bastardly_One> she's a big girl
23:33:00 <Picard> u will enjoy that
23:33:00 <erlich> so he saw the Chinese struggling as a good sign
23:33:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be crushed to death
23:34:00 <Picard> no woman usually goes near you unless you have $150
23:34:00 <Picard> ohhh we can only hope
23:34:00 <Thoth> erlich: the chinese are pretty dirty aye. A number of governments implemented taxes against chinese solar panels, as it was demonstrated the chinese were selling them below cost of manufacturing, in what was thought to be an attempt to bankrupt all competitors leaving only china to set the pricing
23:34:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
23:34:00 <Bastardly_One> they're a good troupe but not worth $25
23:35:00 <Bastardly_One> I ust forgot it was tonight until I checked mail
23:35:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
23:35:00 <Bastardly_One> *just
23:35:00 <erlich> do you remember that cartoon from Disney Talespin?
23:35:00 <erlich> that was a satire on socialism/communism
23:35:00 <erlich> tehy had them buying products for like $2 and then changing the price to $1
23:35:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen the Nazi one erlich?
23:35:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One has filled my screen with chatter and its him answering his own questions
23:35:00 <ness> how do you think China got in. They started making everything cheap/ took out all the other countries in terms of price (but definately not quality)
23:35:00 <erlich> i know there was controversy ver thaht ep
23:35:00 <erlich> i think it was screened once and never again
23:36:00 <Bastardly_One> want the link?
23:36:00 <erlich> nah checked it up again ages ago
23:36:00 <ness> anyway peeps, i need some beauty sleep
23:36:00 <ness> be nice to each other
23:36:00 <Picard> yes u do :P
23:36:00 <erlich> when it comes to throwaway thinks quality does not matter as much
23:36:00 <erlich> things*
23:37:00 <paNdiS> BYE NESS
23:37:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a couple
23:37:00 <Picard> we live in a throw away society
23:37:00 <paNdiS> lol throw away society
23:37:00 <Bastardly_One> Donald Duck as a nazi is a good one
23:37:00 <paNdiS> ahahaha love it
23:37:00 <Thoth> consumer demand created the throw away society :)
23:37:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzaYiMciIMY
23:37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Der Fuehrer's Face: Donald Duck as a Nazi | 1943 | WW2 Animated Propaganda Short Film by Walt Disney (Oct 19, 2013) 7:55 - Category: Education - 294,415 views - 1,406 likes (89.9%), 158 dislikes (10.1%)
23:37:00 <Thoth> price was the focus, not the quality
23:37:00 <paNdiS> that's coincidental
23:37:00 <paNdiS> because my polish mate
23:37:00 <paNdiS> does a brilliant donald duck impersonation
23:37:00 <paNdiS> :P
23:38:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: please shut your noise hole
23:38:00 <Picard> Thoth i think its more the price of labour for repairs, the australian worker demands to much
23:38:00 <erlich> Launchpad in Ducktales was supposed to be Donlad
23:38:00 <paNdiS> Thoth dont be rude
23:38:00 <erlich> Donald*
23:38:00 <paNdiS> you're supposed to be watching a movie with your wife
23:38:00 <paNdiS> who tf is Thoth anyway
23:38:00 <erlich> his wife is on IRC!!!!
23:38:00 <Thoth> Picard: that is also an issue yep
23:38:00 <erlich> IRC is the movie
23:38:00 <paNdiS> lol
23:39:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a few of them these Disney anti Nazi features
23:39:00 <Picard> we need to turn back the clock 25 years, then this country will prosper
23:39:00 <Bastardly_One> I really like this one
23:39:00 <erlich> Australia has one of the highest min wages in the world i think
23:39:00 <Picard> erlich yes i does
23:39:00 <Bastardly_One> we do
23:39:00 <Bastardly_One> ought to speak to Americans and tell them what we get
23:39:00 <Maurice> If IRC was a movie, it'd be 12 Monkeys
23:39:00 <Picard> you cannot blame manufacturers for leaving
23:40:00 <paNdiS> that's Sir erlich of lichenston
23:40:00 <Bastardly_One> they're in shock usually at how much we get
23:40:00 <Thoth> Maurice: are you saying bradd pitts is ugly?
23:40:00 <Picard> Maurice you're a monkey
23:40:00 <Maurice> He is now
23:40:00 <Bastardly_One> and they cannot comphrehend out welfare
23:40:00 <paNdiS> have you seen the French film 12 Monkeys is based on?
23:40:00 <Picard> do gooders and unions have fucked us
23:40:00 <erlich> i think of it as Planet of the Apes and they're in control
23:40:00 <paNdiS> it's brills, isnt it doctor
23:41:00 <paNdiS> im one of the apes that didnt like.. evolve n shit
23:41:00 <paNdiS> OOOH OOOH
23:41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ this
23:41:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlsHr2dHOaE
23:41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Private Snafu - Booby Traps | 1944 | WW2 Cartoon | US Army Animated Training Film | W.B. Animation (Feb 11, 2014) 4:19 - Category: Education - 12,118 views - 29 likes (96.7%), 1 dislikes (3.3%)
23:41:00 <Bastardly_One> they mean boobies
23:41:00 <Bastardly_One> as it tits
23:42:00 <Bastardly_One> Snafu ... that's a harsh term for the age
23:42:00 <Bastardly_One> Situation Normal All Fucked Up
23:42:00 <Thoth> Saemon: I've been waiting for your illegal bikie associates to turn up at my house to enact the violence you're unable to
23:43:00 <Thoth> Why the fucking around?
23:43:00 <Saemon> u didnt even give me your address so....
23:43:00 <Maurice> I heard his fake life is worse than me being a fat slag
23:43:00 <Saemon> u think im professor x Thoth?
23:43:00 <Saemon> i cant mind read nor am i capable of telepathy
23:43:00 <Thoth> The way you were dribbling I thought you knew
23:43:00 <Picard> lol
23:43:00 <Mew> get ya curb stomp on
23:43:00 <Picard> Saemon eats his mums cum
23:43:00 <Saemon> no, i do not know where you live Thoth
23:44:00 <Saemon> if u want me to find you, then give me your address. simple.
23:44:00 <Maurice> And even if he did, you'd still be waiting
23:44:00 <Picard> talk is cheap lad
23:44:00 <Mew> and is it wheelchair friendly?
23:44:00 <erlich> Saemon was busy earlier negotiating peace talks between bikies and police. situation turned out good with cops coming out of the clubhouse with donuts and even jackets bearing the bikie gang logos
23:44:00 <Saemon> oh my words are priceless mate
23:44:00 <Saemon> good as gold
23:45:00 <Mew> I hope you mean nose donuts
23:45:00 <Saemon> by the looks of ya arms tucky
23:45:00 <Thoth> Saemon: what kind of bike you got?
23:46:00 <Maurice> BMX
23:46:00 <erlich> Saemon: is there ACROD parking for motorcyclists?
23:46:00 <Saemon> u should lay of the donuts.
23:46:00 <Thoth> You should lay off the smack
23:46:00 <Maurice> Whos he calling fat
23:46:00 <Mew> if I had those donuts id be losing weight
23:47:00 <Mew> me mo
23:47:00 <Maurice> Oh right
23:47:00 <Maurice> Since we've all seen Saemons Fabio physique
23:47:00 <Saemon> paNdiS told me so
23:47:00 <Saemon> im just goin by what i was told
23:47:00 <Mew> oh well that changes everything
23:47:00 <Thoth> Saemon: is paNdiS your enforcer?
23:47:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed
23:47:00 <Maurice> It's ok Mew, Loof waited until I left last night to call me a fat slag and say the boobs in the topic bottom right are mine
23:47:00 <Saemon> im not expected to look good
23:47:00 <Maurice> And he can't understand why my husband puts up with them
23:48:00 <Saemon> so im free to eat junk food n stuff
23:48:00 <Maurice> He also said I have the personality of a sloth, which hurt the most since I'm fucking ace
23:48:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
23:48:00 <Mew> but they're.. Ooooh
23:48:00 <Mew> I don't think I was on last night damn
23:48:00 <Bastardly_One> I love the way he assumed that weere yours
23:48:00 <Maurice> It was actually early this morning
23:48:00 <Thoth> Saemon: is it true that bikie gangs are shifting away from bikes to the prius because they're worried about global warming?
23:49:00 <Maurice> All because I said his kid is an arsehole
23:49:00 <Maurice> And he is
23:49:00 <Bastardly_One> his kid is a little cunt
23:49:00 <Bastardly_One> like his mother
23:49:00 <Picard> who's kid
23:49:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof's
23:49:00 <Maurice> Keep up old man
23:50:00 <Bastardly_One> the kid is nearly 4 right?
23:50:00 <Picard> channel 805, my knda music
23:50:00 <Saemon> maurice have you shitted recently? im asking about the state of your rectum because Bastardly_One has seemingly commenced in a massive rimming session on you.
23:50:00 <Bastardly_One> on formula still
23:50:00 <Maurice> Far as I know
23:50:00 <Bastardly_One> and
23:50:00 <Picard> u have seen it in person?
23:50:00 <Bastardly_One> bashes him, breaks his shit
23:50:00 <paNdiS> lol bikie gangs
23:50:00 <Bastardly_One> rules his life
23:50:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's mother lets him do it
23:50:00 <Maurice> Breaks his tablets, phones but it's sooooo funny
23:50:00 <Maurice> So does its father
23:50:00 <Saemon> fuck that
23:50:00 <Saemon> $500 tablet?
23:50:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah the kid is fucking CUTE
23:50:00 <paNdiS> how cute
23:50:00 <Saemon> if i ever had a kid who smashes that
23:50:00 <Saemon> i
23:50:00 <Maurice> Black market price, a grand
23:51:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One should be kept away
23:51:00 <Bastardly_One> cuter than either parent
23:51:00 <Maurice> That cute
23:51:00 <Saemon> slap his face
23:51:00 <paNdiS> cuter than a baby vietnamese pot belly pig?
23:51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... a grand
23:51:00 <paNdiS> coz they r CUTE
23:51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he's cute
23:51:00 <paNdiS> hm which movie to watch
23:51:00 <Saemon> why would u let a baby touch your phone anywya?
23:51:00 <Bastardly_One> why do any kids have shit like that before a certain age?
23:51:00 <Maurice> Firstly he's not a baby
23:51:00 <Saemon> like wat, they need to make a phone call?
23:52:00 <Maurice> Secondly because the kid is out of control
23:52:00 <Saemon> adhd?
23:52:00 <Saemon> + autism
23:52:00 <Bastardly_One> because parents these days know no better and just give them shit to shut them up
23:52:00 <Saemon> the works
23:52:00 <Maurice> No, he's an asshole
23:52:00 <Maurice> I just said that
23:52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, let them play a game that'll shut them up
23:52:00 <Bastardly_One> kick them outside
23:52:00 <Maurice> Mine aren't allowed to touch my laptop or phone
23:52:00 <Bastardly_One> the kid is a little cunt
23:52:00 <Saemon> thats the term used, before ADHD was invented
23:52:00 <Maurice> And I still call them assholes..
23:52:00 <Saemon> the kids a fuckwit
23:53:00 <Bastardly_One> he is nothing more than a spoilt brat
23:53:00 <Maurice> Anyway, back to Mew being fat via gossip
23:53:00 <Bastardly_One> living in shitville in a shitty house with nothing to do but rule his father
23:54:00 <erlich> Mew is it true you're a Maori princess that devours tribal enemies? and you kept them in cages and taunted them everyday they're next?
23:54:00 <Bastardly_One> and if hubby is that rich
23:54:00 <erlich> beehhh told me
23:54:00 <paNdiS> Picard
23:54:00 <Bastardly_One> can I have a PS4 for by birthday Maurice
23:54:00 <Maurice> No you may not
23:54:00 <Picard> have you met this kid irl?????????????????????
23:54:00 <Bastardly_One> :(
23:54:00 <paNdiS> oi lol
23:54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be good for a week
23:54:00 <Maurice> I wouldn't say we're rich, just he earns a lot ;P
23:54:00 <paNdiS> i have a pic of me n ash n he looks like u in it
23:54:00 <paNdiS> u gotta see lol
23:54:00 <Picard> lol
23:54:00 <Mew> how the hell do you guys find this stuff out? did you text my name to 199BONGO? I must know your methods
23:55:00 <paNdiS> lolz
23:55:00 <Picard> sounds like irc bullshit to me
23:55:00 <erlich> cant say. and whatever you do, dont watch cat fish, that's wher ei learn my l337 tekneez
23:55:00 <Picard> does it make u all feel better?
23:55:00 <Bastardly_One> which is irc bullshit?
23:55:00 <Picard> everything u say old cunt
23:55:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Pictard will cut and paste this all to Loof at a later date
23:55:00 <Bastardly_One> why you aren't perm banned I'll never know
23:55:00 <Picard> have u met loof irl?
23:55:00 <Maurice> Picard, he has said it
23:56:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the biggest trouble makers here
23:56:00 <Maurice> You bowling ball headed dick licker
23:56:00 <Picard> have u seen the kid?
23:56:00 <Bastardly_One> I said fucking yes
23:56:00 <paNdiS> i would like to see a pic of loof
23:56:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 times you stupid cunt
23:56:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen loof too
23:56:00 <Bastardly_One> and he has the audacity to call me a no hoper
23:56:00 <Picard> u are
23:56:00 <Picard> u dont work do u?
23:57:00 <Bastardly_One> [23:56] -Picard- they let u near a kid?
23:57:00 <paNdiS> show us his pic
23:57:00 <Bastardly_One> keep going
23:57:00 <paNdiS> in pm
23:57:00 <Picard> wtf?
23:57:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't keep shit like that
23:57:00 <Bastardly_One> but I can tell you what name to look for on FB
23:57:00 <Bastardly_One> there
23:57:00 <Bastardly_One> and cool surname eh?
23:58:00 <Picard> [23:57] -Bastardly_One- its easy to fake logs, im going to get you banned
23:58:00 <Picard> wooooooooooooooooaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh wtf Bastardly_One
23:58:00 <paNdiS> lmao
23:58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah sad eh Panda?
23:58:00 <paNdiS> at what b1 said
23:58:00 <paNdiS> yer
23:58:00 <Picard> like id waste my time sending u a pm u old cunt
23:58:00 <Bastardly_One> same shit
23:58:00 <Mew> picard n panda: father and son fighting austnet battles together, this is fucking adorable
23:58:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah that's the name ... should be his pic
23:59:00 <Picard> lol Mew
23:59:00 <Bastardly_One> his profile pic should be his fat head
23:59:00 <Bastardly_One> with glasses
23:59:00 <Picard> am i ever gonna see your face again
23:59:00 <Picard> gotta love this old school music
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