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00:00 <simba> gol west brom
00:00 <Bastardly_One> have you spoken to people down that way simba?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> man they take that game like life
00:00 <BlackDevil> its a wet panty day
01:00 <simba> west brom?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
01:00 <simba> is that birmingham team
01:00 <Bastardly_One> down south
01:00 <Bastardly_One> west brom is country working class
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and you barrack for west brom or wolverhampton
02:00 <simba> not sure i no a villa fan theyre birmingham
02:00 <Maurice> Wow
02:00 <Maurice> Damnit
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
02:00 <Maurice> I thought it was too good to be true that they both left
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice and I are on the same page
02:00 <simba> Saemon: Leave./
03:00 <simba> Saemon: Leave.
03:00 <Maurice> simba you seem to have gotten my fat fingeredness from last night
03:00 <Bastardly_One> the best person I love talking to about the game to is my norwich city friend
03:00 <Maurice> I / when I meant to .
03:00 <Bastardly_One> she knows more than any of the guys put together
03:00 <simba> damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a Chelsea friend who lives up north near Milton Keens
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and I love arguing with him 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but he's too bias
04:00 <Bastardly_One> My Man U mate doesn't care
04:00 <Bastardly_One> as long as he is making money on goal score betting he's happy
05:00 <paNdiS> chat friend
05:00 <paNdiS> not real friend
05:00 <paNdiS> c h a t friend.
05:00 <Saemon> lol
05:00 <paNdiS> it's like when you're a kid and you have an invisible friend, they're real and they're not, you know?
06:00 <Saemon> lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> what do you mean do I have shit to jam the cops by the way
06:00 <simba> stop sucking dick, Saemon
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it's nothing in the hacking skills tree
06:00 <Saemon> only diff is, paNdiS, that Bastardly_One is 45.
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ve
06:00 <Bastardly_One> open all the tier one ones
07:00 <Bastardly_One> OH!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Jam coms
07:00 <Bastardly_One> *coughs*
07:00 <Bastardly_One> in crafted items
07:00 <simba> nmjaklnmk.
07:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck didn't I see that?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm straight even
08:00 <Bastardly_One> DUH!
08:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 hrs of my life wondering I'll never get back 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> must be cone time
08:00 <paNdiS> um
09:00 <paNdiS> i forget what its called 
09:00 <paNdiS> im on b4
09:00 <paNdiS> jam coms
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I got it ages ago
09:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a crafted thing
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... I have to craft the cunts
09:00 <Bastardly_One> boo
09:00 <paNdiS> you do get the components from hacking people
09:00 <simba> lmao wtf
10:00 <Bastardly_One> DUH
10:00 <simba> leicester 4 - 3 mancs
10:00 <simba> they imploded
10:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> are you kidding?
10:00 <paNdiS> so all you gotta do is jam them am get to the pickup sonze
10:00 <paNdiS> zone*
10:00 <Bastardly_One> how long to go simba?
10:00 <paNdiS> or just get away from them
10:00 <paNdiS> easy peasy
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I was tempted to bet on that game
10:00 <paNdiS> that whole game was piss easy on hard
10:00 <Bastardly_One> glad I didn't
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I get it now panda
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't realise it was a crafted thing
11:00 <paNdiS> i died heaps
11:00 <paNdiS> hahaha
11:00 <Bastardly_One> because I got that so long ago I forgot I had it
11:00 <paNdiS> these devs need to motivate people to do the missions and not sidetrack
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that game is too distracting
12:00 <paNdiS> i kept forgetting what the last mission was
12:00 <Bastardly_One> in the sense you just want to keep hacking for money
12:00 <paNdiS> but at the same time i didnt want to finish the game in a couple days
12:00 <Bastardly_One> even though there's nothing to spend it on really
12:00 <paNdiS> and then have to buy a new game..
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I want it to last until Tues
12:00 <Bastardly_One> pay day 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
12:00 <paNdiS> yer
13:00 <Bastardly_One> then I might get a real game 
13:00 <paNdiS> i might get ryse son of rome this week
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm ordering SP-SoT from the UK
13:00 <Bastardly_One> so I get it uncensored
13:00 <paNdiS> that or go out and spend money
13:00 <BlackDevil> i already have an rise
13:00 <paNdiS> <-rather game
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the manager of EB suggested that
13:00 <Bastardly_One> because I was sure it was MA at first
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and now it's R
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and I thought they might of uncensored it
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but nope
14:00 <paNdiS> i wish there was just one console
14:00 <Maurice> You stupid twat
14:00 <Maurice> I just said I'm selling that game
14:00 <paNdiS> with different controller models
14:00 <Bastardly_One> who?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh him
14:00 <paNdiS> so there would be no exclusive titles
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... $50 aint much 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> get it off Maurice
14:00 <Maurice> (21:56:24) (Maurice): He's got Ryse which is rated R but he doesn't like it and wants to sell it
14:00 <Maurice> (21:56:35) (mrdanger): give it to me
14:00 <paNdiS> and the online gaming community would be bigger
14:00 <Maurice> (21:56:38) (mrdanger): ive never heard of it
14:00 <Maurice> (21:56:41) (Maurice): $50 and it's yours
15:00 <paNdiS> mrdanger has xbox one?
15:00 <Maurice> No, he didn't know what it was
15:00 <paNdiS> ohh
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that was meant to be one of the reasons to get the One I thought
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember that being amped up to hell
15:00 <Bastardly_One> when the One came out
15:00 <Bastardly_One> looked alright too
15:00 <paNdiS> ive waited a year
15:00 <paNdiS> now its 70 bux
15:00 <Maurice> We mostly got the xbox one for the kids because my husband wanted Forza
15:00 <Bastardly_One> $50 is alright for a new game hardly touched
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd get it off Maurice
15:00 <Maurice> It has a 3 day xbox live trial too
16:00 <Maurice> Or whatever its called
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... I'll stick with the GT series on the PS
16:00 <Maurice> Ha, postage would be more no doubt
16:00 <Bastardly_One> much better than forza
16:00 <Maurice> We have ps3 and 4 too
16:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
16:00 <Maurice> He doesn't touch the xbox
16:00 <Bastardly_One> $60 all up panda
16:00 <Maurice> Only mine..
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd get it off Maurice
16:00 <Maurice> Bam
16:00 <paNdiS> nah I want it brand new
17:00 <paNdiS> and second hand is second hand even if all you did was take it out the case
17:00 <paNdiS> price goes down.
17:00 <Bastardly_One> oh please
17:00 <Bastardly_One> know what?
17:00 <paNdiS> i bought Thief second hand though
17:00 <Bastardly_One> half my collection is second hand
17:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck cares?
17:00 <paNdiS> cbf paying full for that
17:00 <paNdiS> some games you want new
17:00 <paNdiS> some you dont care
17:00 <Maurice> We have Thief too
17:00 <Maurice> I have a question though
17:00 <Maurice> Why are you buying xbox one games when you don't have one yet
17:00 <paNdiS> thief isnt worth playing on hard
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he does
18:00 <paNdiS> i have xbox one day one edition
18:00 <Bastardly_One> don't you remember his bitching about his One
18:00 <Maurice> Nope
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and kinect not working
18:00 <Maurice> Last I remember was him saying he was waiting and that his neighbour got one
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and full on losin it 
18:00 <paNdiS> yeah that sucked when my kinect died
18:00 <paNdiS> but got free replacement.
18:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, he's had one forever ... so he says
18:00 <Maurice> See I actually have photo evidence
19:00 <paNdiS> yer my neighbour nathan got one last week
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I know I've seen it 
19:00 <Maurice> My neighbour got one last night
19:00 <paNdiS> helped him set it up..
19:00 <Maurice> He bought it off me
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be photographing mine for proof
19:00 <paNdiS> are you saying im lying?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the thing is our router is totally closed off
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and I think my housemate forgets how to get into it 
20:00 <paNdiS> i didnt "lose it" over kinect dying, i was annoyed
20:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1460283_10152075259815844_1486830630_n.jpg?oh=fa555e26d0a92c792ba6bb538010ab77&oe=54C32D70&__gda__=1422597039_7c4f55accf1f782766412c4c5c6aef9e
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yes you did 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you had a tantrum from hell
20:00 <Maurice> Get this right, one of my boys smashed his ipod screen, so I paid $120 to get it fixed, long story short they replaced the screen but it had lines on it an after nearly 2 weeks wasn't able to be used
20:00 <paNdiS> ...
21:00 <Maurice> Soooo they tried fixing it again, couldn't and gave me a brand new one
21:00 <Maurice> $240 worth
21:00 <Maurice> I would have been happy with my money back, but thats even better
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you told me that the other day
21:00 <Bastardly_One> not bad at all IMO
21:00 <paNdiS> hmm
22:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
22:00 <Maurice> It worked with a smashed screen, they fixed it and no go
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that Stick of Truth is cheap from the UK
22:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said ... uncensored
22:00 <Bastardly_One> think I might order it 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently I'm finally getting TheBaron mail on tues
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yay!
22:00 <paNdiS> i cant believe you're buying a console for one game
22:00 <paNdiS> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> 40 seeds to grow
22:00 <Fez> Would u like fries with that?
22:00 <Maurice> I'd love fries
23:00 <Maurice> And a double cheeseburger
23:00 <paNdiS> id get it for pc
23:00 <Bastardly_One> who's buying a new console?
23:00 <Fez> No maccas
23:00 <Maurice> And a sweet and sour sauce
23:00 <paNdiS> you
23:00 <Maurice> Thanks
23:00 <Fez> Hjs
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm buying the game from the UK 
23:00 <paNdiS> buying a ps4 just for gta v
23:00 <Fez> Onion rings
23:00 <Maurice> HJs is the bomb
23:00 <Fez> Kgo
23:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooh
23:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... I'm waiting for a reason 
23:00 <paNdiS> oh?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> if you get what I mean ... 
23:00 <Maurice> No onion rings though
23:00 <Maurice> Bleg
23:00 <Fez> Bacon deluxe and quadsrack
23:00 <Bastardly_One> like a game I will play all the time
23:00 <Fez> Ta
24:00 <Saemon> i dont like HJs when too much teeth is used
24:00 <Maurice> I used to work there as a teenager, it was good coz we could make any kind of burger we wanted
24:00 <Fez> Dont forget the onion rings.
24:00 <Maurice> I used to make a nugget burger with ranch sauce, cheese, beetroot and ketchup
24:00 <paNdiS> at least ur gettin a ps4 so you can import your contacts
24:00 <Maurice> Back when they had the old nuggets that were slightly spicy
24:00 <Bastardly_One> they tried actual Burger Kings in Melbourne
24:00 <Fez> See theyre doing a burger with onion rings on it?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and they failed
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yet they're the same place
24:00 <Bastardly_One> how's that work?
24:00 <paNdiS> that's been a big deciding factor for so many gamers
24:00 <Fez> 4 kinds?
25:00 <Fez> Maybe just 3
25:00 <paNdiS> i remember burger king in melb
25:00 <Fez> Idunno
25:00 <Saemon> i worked at hungry jacks as a 23 yr old
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, 2 of them 
25:00 <Saemon> got fired though
25:00 <Bastardly_One> they both failed
25:00 <Maurice> Damnit
25:00 <Maurice> Now I want a whopper
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yet HJs works a treat over here
25:00 <Bastardly_One> same company though ... weird
25:00 <paNdiS> it's not that weird
25:00 <simba> was probably just a gimmick
26:00 <simba> ?
26:00 <Fez> No . Its not
26:00 <paNdiS> people like what they're used to
26:00 <simba> to change a couple of the stores names
26:00 <paNdiS> and the burger kings were around for years
26:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh they were seperate 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> right near HJ stores
26:00 <simba> but the menus are the same right
26:00 <Fez> Bufger king is american
26:00 <Bastardly_One> how weird is that though?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
26:00 <Bastardly_One> same menus and all 
26:00 <Saemon> hell weird man
26:00 <simba> its just like KFC making their colors aussie for a week or whatever they did
26:00 <simba> just a rebranding
26:00 <Saemon> twilight zone shit right there
26:00 <Bastardly_One> amazing how people will go for what they're used to 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yet BK is BK worldwide
27:00 <Bastardly_One> except here where it's HJs
27:00 <Thoth> Kentucky, NSW
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and my theory is actually the logo
27:00 <Fez> They still got safeway in melb?
27:00 <Fez> Or syd?
27:00 <paNdiS> well, nobody cares enough about Starbucks for them to be a successful franchise here in Australia
27:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, finally Woolworths
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what Aust needs?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Tim Hortons
28:00 <Fez> Never heard of it
28:00 <Fez> So no we dont
28:00 <paNdiS> when my fiancee went back home to England for a month she complained that the Burger King was terrible compared to Hjs
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Canada's best coffee place ever
28:00 <Bastardly_One> except they're more than coffee
28:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> they're all sorts of shit 
28:00 <Maurice> We're apparently getting an Aldi next year
29:00 <simba> ive had burger king in a few diff places and its exactly the same 2 me
29:00 <Maurice> I'm looking forward to going there then slagging it off
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Aldi isn't that good Maurice
29:00 <paNdiS> ye
29:00 <simba> everything seems exactly the same except the name inside the logo is diff
29:00 <Thoth> Australia needs another place to buy coffee?
29:00 <paNdiS> i had burger king in melb when i was livin there
29:00 <paNdiS> same shit
29:00 <simba> and the sizes.... some countries get super XL
29:00 <Fez> Aldi rules
29:00 <paNdiS> n there wasnt a hjs near it either
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Tim Hortons would go mental over here
29:00 <paNdiS> so it was that or nothin
29:00 <paNdiS> it was the melb weed that was SHIT
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Canada and Aust have a lot of similar tastes
29:00 <Maurice> I don't drink coffee so meh to them all
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't either 
29:00 <paNdiS> 1 gram fulla seeds in foil
29:00 <paNdiS> vom
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but it would really work over here
30:00 <Maurice> I drink it maybe once a year now
30:00 <Maurice> Before it had been about 8 yrs since I had one
30:00 <Bastardly_One> whereas american coffee doesn't like Starbucks
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a tea drinker 
30:00 <Maurice> I don't drink that either
30:00 <Fez> We know what maurice drinks..
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't regularly because I tend to never stop
30:00 <paNdiS> Maurice why did you give me shit just before
30:00 <paNdiS> just asking
30:00 <Thoth> I don't get the whole "buy a sandwich" thing... you bring sandwiches to work, and you buy lunch when you're sick of sandwiches. And if its food that won't keep for 6 hours, it isn't a sandwich.
30:00 <Maurice> About what
31:00 <Maurice> Can you narrow it down
31:00 <Thoth> Who the hell buys sandwiches?
31:00 <paNdiS> when I said that I set up a neighbours xbox
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Thoth, yeah gourmet sandwiches and shit 
31:00 <Maurice> Uhm
31:00 <Maurice> I didn't comment on that
31:00 <Maurice> I literally sold my neighbour an xbox last night
31:00 <simba> you dont understand the concept of buying sandwiches?
31:00 <paNdiS> oh
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I used to frustrate my mother going out for lunch as a child
31:00 <paNdiS> ok, i thought you were having a go
31:00 <Bastardly_One> "I want a sandwich"
31:00 <paNdiS> ty
31:00 <Bastardly_One> "don't you want chips or something?"
31:00 <Bastardly_One> "no, I want a sandwich"
32:00 <Bastardly_One> so, they'd pig out and I'd order something like a rissole sandwich
32:00 <Maurice> I even mentioned the other day I was selling it for my mum
32:00 <Thoth> Gourmet sandwich means its comparable to a sandwich you make at home when you don't buy shitty bread
32:00 <paNdiS> yeah I remember that now
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Thoth basically
32:00 <Fez> Lol pandis
33:00 <simba> home made sandwiches own, but sandwiches other people make can also own...... is that hard 2 understand
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and has anyone been to Grilld
33:00 <paNdiS> lol simba
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the gourmet burger place that claims to be healthy?
33:00 <paNdiS> nshit
33:00 <Thoth> simba: still not worth $10 for a fucking sandwich
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno
33:00 <simba> sook about the jews and their money 
33:00 <simba> dont hate on the sandwich
33:00 <paNdiS> we have several hip burger joints in adelaide
33:00 <Fez> Tightarse thoth
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ever been really hungry and ordered a meatball sub from subway?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> those are worth a tenner
34:00 <Thoth> For $10 a child in africa could eat sandwiches for a month
34:00 <paNdiS> subway is choice
34:00 <Bastardly_One> give a fuck 
34:00 <Thoth> For $10, I could do it for a week
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I eat for a day on it
34:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One ew i had those
34:00 <Saemon> they're gross
34:00 <Saemon> so fattening
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I like them
34:00 <paNdiS> that fucking child is probably dead by the time ten cents of your tenner gets there.
34:00 <Saemon> lol paNdiS
34:00 <Saemon> harsh reality of life 
34:00 <paNdiS> lol!
34:00 <Thoth> subway is pretty gross... they import their bread from china... who the fuck does that?
35:00 <Fez> Its prolly true
35:00 <simba> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I can tell you for a fact that most of your cash goes on admin
35:00 <Saemon> stingy coporations
35:00 <Maurice> Speaking of sandwiches, I need to make stupid school lunches
35:00 <Bastardly_One> my ex used to be part of red cross admin 
35:00 <Thoth> most their ingredients come from china
35:00 <Saemon> Maurice no biggie
35:00 <paNdiS> "I thought I was paying for that one.. what? No I don't want to spend it on another one!"
35:00 <Bastardly_One> school lunches are fucking tedious
35:00 <Saemon> just get some nutella n bread and your all set
35:00 <Bastardly_One> do your's like variety or the same shit all the time?
35:00 <Fez> Cheese n crackers
36:00 <Maurice> They all like different things
36:00 <Saemon> nutella sandwiches were my staple growin up for recess and lunch at sku
36:00 <Maurice> Shits me
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, worse
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... that's what I was getting at
36:00 <Bastardly_One> how tedious
36:00 <Saemon> rimming time!
36:00 <paNdiS> it's like with those adopt an animal comercials. i half expect that if i adopted one, somebody would write me once a month; "Hi Joshie it's me Happy the Tiger you adopted, life is great, today i pawed stuff!"
36:00 <Saemon> does your tongue ever not tire Bastardly_One?
36:00 <Maurice> One has chicken, lettuce, cheese, tomato, sauce, another has ham, lettuce, cheese, tomato, sauce the 3rd has chicken, lettuce, tomato, NO CHEESE GOD NO CHEESE and sauce
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I've adopted a wolf panda
37:00 <paNdiS> O_o
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and he gets all my money 
37:00 <simba> no cheese wtf
37:00 <Saemon> reallty? where?
37:00 <simba> gay
37:00 <Saemon> did it howl?
37:00 <Maurice> Yeah he's a weirdo simba
37:00 <Maurice> He doesn't like cheese
37:00 <Maurice> I'm disowning him
37:00 <simba> he just doesnt understand cheese
37:00 <Saemon> is he allergic to milk stuff?
37:00 <Thoth> Also every time I go to subway I swear its staffed by indians. Its like calling telstra. Somehow I always get cucumber on my subway when I think its gross, and if I complain, they act like I'm the dipshit
37:00 <Fez> Only logical maurice
37:00 <Maurice> He will eat camembert cooked inside chicken coz he doesnt know its cheese
37:00 <Bastardly_One> not even crap sliced cheese?
37:00 <paNdiS> cheese is a complicated language
37:00 <paNdiS> and stinky
37:00 <Saemon> lactose intolerant
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ... so, it's a mental thing
38:00 <Maurice> No Saemon, shut up
38:00 <simba> is that asian place bing boy a thing anywhere else? cos i ate it and its incredible
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he doesn't really not like it 
38:00 <simba> theyre like egg noodle wraps
38:00 <paNdiS> ino rite
38:00 <paNdiS> bing boy rules!
38:00 <Maurice> He also doesn't mind the really soft cheeses, like garlic and chives
38:00 <paNdiS> oh man
38:00 <Maurice> But tasty, blocks of cheese etc, it must be too strong for him
38:00 <paNdiS> i want to go to west lakes right now
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ... I'm with your son
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I like soft non pungent cheeses
38:00 <Saemon> rim rim riiiiim!
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but only here and there
38:00 <Maurice> I like tasty cheese and tomato sauce on crackers
38:00 <Maurice> Nom
39:00 <Bastardly_One> not all the time
39:00 <paNdiS> that's gormet as
39:00 <Bastardly_One> tasty is too much for me 
39:00 <Fez> Vom
39:00 <Saemon> i like those laughing cow cheeses
39:00 <Maurice> I had salad for dinner coz thats what I felt like, regret plus now coz I'm hungry
39:00 <Saemon> i eat them on their own
39:00 <Saemon> triangle ones'
39:00 <Saemon> mmmmmness
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I like cheese slices and tomato sauce sandwiches
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not gross Fez
39:00 <Bastardly_One> try it 
39:00 <paNdiS> i like to bathe in Danish Fetta
39:00 <Maurice> I have cheese and tom sauce sandwiches, but not slices
39:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit
39:00 <Maurice> That shit is plastic cheese
40:00 <Thoth> cheese and sundried tomatoes on crackers is pretty good
40:00 <Thoth> gherkin too
40:00 <Bastardly_One> only time I can handle a stronger cheese is in spinach and cheese
40:00 <Maurice> I don't like tomato :/
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like much foods in general 
40:00 <Thoth> muscle too
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and am always hungry
40:00 <paNdiS> kangaroo island tripple cream brie cheese.
40:00 <Bastardly_One> sucks arse
40:00 <Thoth> sardines strangely as well
40:00 <paNdiS> read it and weep motherfuckers.
40:00 <Bastardly_One> sardines and tomato sauce
40:00 <Saemon> i cant stand raw tomatoes
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to love those
41:00 <Bastardly_One> can't touch them now
41:00 <Saemon> some ppl eat it like apples
41:00 <paNdiS> i can Saemon
41:00 <paNdiS> i eat them like apples
41:00 <Fez> B1. Tom sauce is gross
41:00 <Maurice> Yeah I'm very fussy, I don't like a lot of foods
41:00 <paNdiS> ahaha
41:00 <paNdiS> have since i was a kid
41:00 <Saemon> freakazoid
41:00 <paNdiS> they r so sweet man
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I dislike most food and at my age it's also limiting to your social life too
41:00 <paNdiS> yeah but you'd eat a whole grape or cherry tomato right?
41:00 <Saemon> i'd vomit if i ate the like that
41:00 <Bastardly_One> middle aged people like to go out for dinner 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <Thoth> cream cheese is one of my favourite things
42:00 <Maurice> I go out all the time, I just eat stuff I like
42:00 <paNdiS> yeah but ill eat practically anything
42:00 <paNdiS> at least once
42:00 <Maurice> I never eat the salad that comes with meals
42:00 <Maurice> Unless theres carrot
42:00 <Saemon> oh THATS why your social life is limited Bastardly_One. ahuh.
42:00 <paNdiS> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah me either 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I like eating at pubs
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I do that once a week or so 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> think I know every pub in the entire city now 
42:00 <paNdiS> at your age as in just you
42:00 <Thoth> Bastardly_One: only if you call it "eating out" and every time you order the steak and chips
42:00 <paNdiS> not stereotyping everyone your age
43:00 <Saemon> ah that creepy guy eating alone in the dark corner of the pub is you Bastardly_One?
43:00 <Saemon> always wondered who that was
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Thoth, almost ... usually chicken schnitel
43:00 <paNdiS> nothin wrong with eatin alone but
43:00 <Bastardly_One> don't like the texture of red meat
43:00 <Saemon> true
43:00 <Thoth> Bastardly_One: prob just as bad
43:00 <Saemon> i eat alone too
43:00 <paNdiS> i like eating alone at The Elephant pub in town
43:00 <Saemon> wats your reason?
43:00 <paNdiS> eat eat, drink kilkenny
43:00 <Saemon> my reason is i have no fwends
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the one down the road from me I like 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it's very "home cooking"
44:00 <Maurice> I always get either steak or chicken parma
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ie: the cooks are shit
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but I like it 
44:00 <paNdiS> cause havin ur own time out isnt a bad thing
44:00 <Thoth> Maurice: learn to live
44:00 <paNdiS> like goin to the movies by urself
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear the kids menu is always tastier though
44:00 <Bastardly_One> little cunts
44:00 <Maurice> Thoth eat a dick
44:00 <Maurice> What else should I have?
45:00 <Fez> Whopper
45:00 <Bastardly_One> do you guys know of a chain called Lazy Mo's?
45:00 <paNdiS> Saemon dw heaps of people, every single day, go out on their own to eat, watch movies etc.
45:00 <paNdiS> it doesnt make you a loser dude
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the plates of food are that big you seriously need to starve for the day to go there
45:00 <Thoth> Maurice: I hear sundried bear penis is a chinese medicine that can improve stamina... I'd certainly try that
45:00 <paNdiS> the losers are the people that are so insecure that they have to have people around them 24/7 so they dont feel all alone
46:00 <Saemon> wow paNdiS
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a friend who loves the movies
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he goes by himself all the time
46:00 <Saemon> thats a really god point
46:00 <Saemon> good*
46:00 <Saemon> cheers dude
46:00 <paNdiS> like i have one friend that ino if she didnt have ppl over all the time
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I like eating quietly 
46:00 <paNdiS> she just wouldnt know what to do
46:00 <Bastardly_One> so I don't care about eating out alone
46:00 <Bastardly_One> food time is quiet time
46:00 <paNdiS> yeah that's why i like dinner out with my mother
46:00 <Thoth> Maurice: try having something you can't cook. And if you can cook everything on the menu, the resturant you're at is shit
46:00 <Bastardly_One> don't fuck with me I'm eating 
47:00 <Maurice> I don't eat seafood
47:00 <Maurice> So I wont order that
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... that sounds like the pub down the road Thoth
47:00 <Thoth> Maurice: do you like spicy food?
47:00 <Maurice> And as stated, I'm fussy and don't like most foods
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that's kind of why I like it though 
47:00 <Maurice> I like thai green curry
47:00 <paNdiS> Thoth
47:00 <paNdiS> so Heston walks into his own restaurant
47:00 <paNdiS> ...
48:00 <Thoth> Maurice: fair. k den
48:00 <Thoth> Bastardly_One: I believe it sounds like every pub menu
48:00 <Thoth> Bastardly_One: eating at a pub is a sad place to be
48:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
48:00 <paNdiS> that's another bullshit statement
49:00 <Bastardly_One> pubs are good people watching places
49:00 <Maurice> I
49:00 <paNdiS> every pub isnt some outback shithole like the one in Croc Dundee Thoth
49:00 <Maurice> I'm just thinking to the OBJs menu where I go most, I'd eat a lot off there like pasta etc, but I just prefer their steak kilpatrick
49:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: where you from again? adelaide or perth? seems ironic
49:00 <paNdiS> Adelaide
49:00 <paNdiS> and what's ironic?
50:00 <Thoth> < paNdiS> every pub isnt some outback shithole like the one in Croc Dundee
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Adelaide, the land that time forgot
50:00 <Thoth> In Adelaide? Really?
50:00 <paNdiS> where's the irony?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
50:00 <Maurice> I liked Adelaide
50:00 <Thoth> Forget it
50:00 <Maurice> Hated Melb
50:00 <Bastardly_One> You'd like Ballarat then
50:00 <Maurice> Like Bris
50:00 <Saemon> every pub isnt some outback shithole like the one in Croc Dundee
50:00 <Saemon> lmao
50:00 <Saemon> true
50:00 <paNdiS> lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Ballarat is a mini Adelaie
50:00 <Bastardly_One> *Adelaide
50:00 <simba> fuck off
50:00 <simba> lmao
50:00 <paNdiS> lols
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it still is 
50:00 <Saemon> croc dundee was so bad for our image as a nation
51:00 <paNdiS> it was
51:00 <Bastardly_One> having live in both places
51:00 <simba> u should see Adelaide city these days
51:00 <simba> its a beauty
51:00 <paNdiS> no shit simba
51:00 <paNdiS> getting more brills all the time
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I lived in shitville in adelaide though
51:00 <Saemon> come eat at elizabeth plaza food court yal
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Enfield ... the suburb of winners
51:00 <Saemon> fucken class A stuff
51:00 <Thoth> Saemon: don't act like you don't have an akubra with crocodile teeth banded to it... I have 3.
51:00 <paNdiS> fuck Enfield
51:00 <Maurice> When I was there we stayed in Glenelg in realllly nice apartments then in the city
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I hated it 
52:00 <Saemon> thoth u bogan fag
52:00 <Maurice> And for the life of me I don't know what they're called
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the ones overlooking the beach?
52:00 <Maurice> Yes
52:00 <Maurice> Near the ferris wheel thing
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno what they are called either
52:00 <Maurice> On a corner
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I can see it though
52:00 <Saemon> glenelg is one of the rich places
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't live there long enough to get a grip on the city 
52:00 <Saemon> try living in salisbury
52:00 <Saemon> the ghettos
53:00 <Fez> Thats in bris
53:00 <Fez> Salisbury
53:00 <Saemon> wut
53:00 <Saemon> errrr no
53:00 <paNdiS> South Australia is a breeding ground of invention, science, singers/songwriters actors, directors, writers etc.
53:00 <Fez> Yup
53:00 <Fez> Google floogle
53:00 <Saemon> salisbury is in adelaide
53:00 <Saemon> ask simba
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that's Melbourne
53:00 <Saemon> paNdiS
53:00 <paNdiS> We're the only state to hold the World Music Festival
53:00 <Saemon> mew
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Salisbury is in Adelaide too
53:00 <paNdiS> no it isnt Bastardly_One
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah shitty
53:00 <paNdiS> everything isnt melbourne dude
54:00 <Saemon> see Fez?
54:00 <Saemon> im right
54:00 <Saemon> you're wrong
54:00 <Fez> So am i
54:00 <Saemon> suck in
54:00 <Bastardly_One> so is Fez though
54:00 <Fez> See
54:00 <paNdiS> but as you stated, you were in enfield
54:00 <Fez> Derp
54:00 <paNdiS> and I doubt you got up to much here
54:00 <ShadowLurker> saemons never right
54:00 <paNdiS> there's so much to do and so much to see
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, nothing to do there except smash and grabs and home invasions panda
55:00 <paNdiS> to be involved in, to enjoy
55:00 <Thoth> word
55:00 <Bastardly_One> or fighting with the neighbours
55:00 <Bastardly_One> commission territory
55:00 <paNdiS> :/
55:00 <Thoth> Akubra actually make a line of hats with the croc teeth... "Legendary Croc" its called
55:00 <Thoth> Also FJ40's are still worth way too much
55:00 <Saemon> oh god
55:00 <Saemon> beehhh shit-colored-skin is here
55:00 <Saemon> boka choda
56:00 <Thoth> I might get an akubra and use it to ponder the FJ40
56:00 <paNdiS> ppl are so judgemental :/
56:00 <paNdiS> of Adelaide I mean.
56:00 <beehhh> Saemon i know you care for me otherwise u woudnt speak my language
56:00 <paNdiS> I blame afl lol
56:00 <beehhh> me is fkn drunk on 10 dexter
57:00 <Saemon> rofl beehhh
57:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: I can't believe you live in SA and you don't own a gun. How do you keep the aboriginals away from your petrol?
57:00 <Saemon> khankir pola
57:00 <Saemon> wtf Thoth
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that's Perth
57:00 <Saemon> aboriginals are pretty much extinct in adelaide
57:00 <Saemon> aside from a few in victoria square
58:00 <Thoth> oh... that explains why he doesn't need a gun
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and spewing in the Rundle Mall
58:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10414898_10152478109004998_152637397906756261_n.png?oh=10910fda0a99ce5373c682bbb73b2e5f&oe=54BF8616&__gda__=1422445180_bb6975cb41f8b2689a1f2f5fb5a40149
58:00 <beehhh> they are all homeless n hopeless
58:00 <paNdiS> what aboriginals?
58:00 <paNdiS> Thoth...
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Maurice
59:00 <paNdiS> the last however many times i caught the tram to town i cant remember seeing an aboriginal person
59:00 <Saemon> same
59:00 <Saemon> they
59:00 <paNdiS> doesnt mean there werent any, of course but that i dont remember..
59:00 <Saemon> last time i actuslly even saw one at victoria square
59:00 <Saemon> was like 2006?
59:00 <beehhh> im fkn drunk on beer n ciggys
59:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: when you're hunting boongas legally with the license issued by dept of primary industries, are you still allowed to collect their eggs, and are they still a prised possession when they hatch into children if kept away from their mothers?
59:00 <paNdiS> i love when beehhh is drunk
00:00 <beehhh> need a sleep
00:00 <beehhh> hope i wake up to a peace
00:00 <beehhh> cunts pisses me off all the time
00:00 <paNdiS> we dont call them eggs
01:00 <paNdiS> Sausage and Eggs Back on the Case!
01:00 <Thoth> But they lay eggs right? How do you think AFL was invented?
01:00 <beehhh> `seen mattyD
01:00 <beehhh> *cage
02:00 <Thoth> The wife kept her egg, she uses it as a petrol cup
03:00 <beehhh> had one too many ciggys
03:00 <beehhh> i need a 10 hour sound sleepa
03:00 <Thoth> Cunts always trying to steal it to play AFL
03:00 <beehhh> less i think better it gets
03:00 <beehhh> well said
07:00 <beehhh> no one believes me over her
07:00 <paNdiS> the one thing I know about Aboriginals is that they cannot have lived in Australia for sixty thousand years.
09:00 <paNdiS> that and they claim to have fought a one hundred year war with settlers.
09:00 <paNdiS> lols
09:00 <beehhh> cause of jackie lambie who doesnt know anything about sharia law
10:00 <beehhh> asian hookers have cumpetitions
11:00 <paNdiS> lol
11:00 <paNdiS> she needs to keep her mouth shut
12:00 <beehhh> paNdiS dont surpise me with money
12:00 <beehhh> i'd really hate that
12:00 <beehhh> we were done ages back
13:00 <beehhh> make it real n alive more i feel pain more i feel alive
13:00 <paNdiS> lol
13:00 <beehhh> you get used to the things now a days
19:00 <simba> STFU MIRZA AMED
19:00 <beehhh> if she didnt betrayed i'd be a citizen in 2001
19:00 <Saemon> <+Bastardly_One> I'm single by choice idiot
19:00 <Saemon> rofl ^
19:00 <Maurice> Naw
20:00 <Maurice> You didnt let him paste his licences and his goona bag
20:00 <simba> ....Or did I?
20:00 <simba> nope i didnt
20:00 <simba> Not on my watch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
25:00 <beehhh> <Saemon> faggot boka choda
26:00 <beehhh> baiting is not permitted 
26:00 <beehhh> too many asian in australia
29:00 <beehhh> gotta go losers
29:00 <beehhh> sleep time
30:00 <Maurice> Thank fuckery
37:00 <paNdiS> now i feel like watching a movie
37:00 <paNdiS> ffs
37:00 <paNdiS> was so tired around 8pm
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I found the chess central place
41:00 <Bastardly_One> near the pier
41:00 <Bastardly_One> gah!
43:00 <paNdiS> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10245578_852935311390892_878853606558419901_n.jpg?oh=f33913c2c57f1b305f5033a3359f9e05&oe=54964EEB&__gda__=1418884464_3ec270956a08b33d9abc06a9acee4b3e
43:00 <paNdiS> WHAP!
43:00 <paNdiS> smack dat
47:00 <Thoth> https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t31.0-8/10382579_10153118954574989_235611518063733863_o.jpg
47:00 <Thoth> That airman can fly pretty good aye
52:00 <paNdiS> xD
52:00 <paNdiS> have a good sleep when you do dude
52:00 <paNdiS> nite
56:00 <simba> 666
56:00 <Thoth> Hail Satan!
58:00 <simba> later
15:00 <Saemon> go chelsea!
16:00 <simba> lol
16:00 <simba> :\
16:00 <simba> was just gonna say, that game is heaten up
16:00 <Saemon> lol yeah
17:00 <Saemon> of all the european league teams, i hate the most is liverpool, cuz they have shit strikers and lazy mid-fielders
17:00 <simba> dont troll about football
17:00 <simba> or ill ban you
17:00 <simba> - mods
17:00 <Saemon> ^-^
18:00 <Maurice> Ban him anyway
18:00 <simba> ^_________^
18:00 <Maurice> I'll give you a handy
18:00 <simba> is that an order
18:00 <simba> Nice
18:00 <Maurice> (I wont but it sounds good)
19:00 <Maurice> Oh who am I kidding, I will
19:00 <simba> handy dandy notebook
19:00 <Maurice> Oh em gee
19:00 <Maurice> I forgot about that bucket of shit show
19:00 <Maurice> We just figured out blues clues, GUESS WE'RE REALLY SMART
20:00 <simba> booze cruise
21:00 <Saemon> tom cruise
22:00 <simba> Philadelphia
29:00 <Maurice> In the streets of
30:00 <simba> fucken shites
52:00 <Saemon> omg Bastardly_One
52:00 <Saemon> oi serious news
52:00 <Saemon> Romans Reigns rushed on to hospitak
53:00 <Saemon> for surgery on hernia in this stomach
53:00 <Saemon> will be out of night of champions for tomoro
53:00 <Saemon> and out of action for some time
54:00 <Bastardly_One> rude
54:00 <Saemon> who are they gona push now?
55:00 <Saemon> hopefully they are gona push the shield member who really deserves it
55:00 <Saemon> : Dean Ambrose.
55:00 <Saemon> they are already pushing seth rollins as the potential top heel
56:00 <Saemon> similar to a randy orton heel push of the 2005ish days
58:00 <simba> ssshhh
59:00 <Maurice> Why is he still breathing :/
01:00 <Saemon> ventolin inhaler
01:00 <Saemon> thats why
02:00 <simba> wouldnt that be how?.
04:00 <Saemon> oh true lol
04:00 <Saemon> no wait
04:00 <Saemon> it would be why as well
05:00 <simba> no
08:00 <Saemon> hrm speaking of which
08:00 <Saemon> ive got to stock up on my inhalers again
09:00 <Maurice> Dont bother
11:00 <Saemon> why? its gona be summer soon
11:00 <Saemon> if im gona be outside doin physical activities, im gona need it
11:00 <Saemon> moving around alot makes me wheeze
15:00 <Thoth> How much is alot?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> being a fat cunt
15:00 <Bastardly_One> getting out of his chair most likely
16:00 <Ana_Ng> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_D_Z-D2tzi14/S8TTPQCPA6I/AAAAAAAACwA/ZHZH-Bi8OmI/s400/ALOT2.png
17:00 <Thoth> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10487398_1057295044299948_595529221295213160_n.jpg?oh=8a29a0c273e56f0948bd09b1b74384c3&oe=54CAC44E&__gda__=1421930239_ef02a916e222ec22a5e94691c5157731
19:00 <Maurice> I love the alot
21:00 <Saemon> lol Bastardly_One
22:00 <Thoth> Bastardly_One: he has to come bash me this summer. Probs going to use his body weight and puffer.
22:00 <Saemon> all it would take to break you in half is me sitting on you skelatore
22:00 <Saemon> same to you Thoth i'd roll on you and you'd be pancake
22:00 <Saemon> fucken crush your rib cages cunt
23:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKURr_YoNXI
23:00 <Saemon> and fragments of ya broken rib cage would pierce your heart and lungs
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Orgazmo Trex scene (Aug 15, 2009) 1:51 - Category: Film & Animation - 175,967 views - 384 likes (96.7%), 13 dislikes (3.3%)
24:00 <Thoth> o right
24:00 <Thoth> Whats your weight again? In tonns?
25:00 <Thoth> I do believe thats how they measure the force needed to break the upper ribs
26:00 <Bastardly_One> *tonnes
27:00 <Saemon> lol Thoth can't spell
27:00 <Saemon> go back to school boy
27:00 <Thoth> *oh
27:00 <TheRiddler> Saemon never left special school
28:00 <Thoth> Why does nobody care about the "o right"
28:00 <Thoth> Are you fucking racists
28:00 <Saemon> TheRiddler did, thats why he's got a job as a casual at the Reject shop now.
28:00 <Saemon> (Y)
28:00 <Thoth> Least he has a job.
29:00 <Saemon> i have a medical condition that prevents me
29:00 <Thoth> Being a fuckwit isn't a medical condition
29:00 <Saemon> otherwise, i'd have a much much better job than him
29:00 <Thoth> I thought you had a job in the illegal narcotics business
30:00 <Thoth> What happened to that? Did you get fired?
30:00 <Saemon> doctors and other medical experts and professionals have diagnosed me and all agree that my condition prevents me from working.
30:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/7Vgjp.jpg
30:00 <TheRiddler> dat ass
30:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/YFC8z.jpg
30:00 <Thoth> erm
30:00 <TheRiddler> inviting
31:00 <Thoth> Thats a bit too fat for my liking
31:00 <Thoth> Okay if you want kids I guess
31:00 <simba> you mean you want it skinny, like a kids ass
31:00 <Thoth> The second is acceptable
31:00 <Thoth> simba: preferably
31:00 <simba> i dont see the pleasure in a bony ass, it has to be nice and plush
31:00 <simba> that 1 is basically perfect, the first pic
32:00 <Thoth> nah, second
32:00 <Thoth> also if you look closely you can see saemon smiling in the second picture
32:00 <simba> there is no ass in the second pic
33:00 <simba> Ass Wars
33:00 <Thoth> Attack of the cones
35:00 <Thoth> weird
35:00 <Thoth> 00:16 [austnet] -Maurice([email protected])- (private) You stupid smelly face
35:00 <Thoth> 00:33 [austnet] -Bogandovs([email protected])- I AM BASTARDLY ONE, THE POLICE FOUND MY DUNGEON AND STOLE MY PC
39:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/Txh12.jpg
39:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/KjCxH.jpg
39:00 <Thoth> Mile high club eh
40:00 <Thoth> We did that. In the toilet. Except it wasn't that sexy.
43:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/Igxtb.jpg
04:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmm
19:00 <Bastardly_One> mmmmmmmmmm chicken nuggets
37:00 <Student> ok 
37:00 <Student> chicken nuggets sound cool but i like a lot of them 
46:00 <under> hello
46:00 <under> how are you?
46:00 <Student> hello and i am fine
46:00 <Student> how are  you?
47:00 <under> i'm ok
47:00 <under> i have been away for months from here
47:00 <Student> welcome back 
48:00 <under> thanks ;-)
49:00 <under> I was thinking about a travel to australia next year
49:00 <Student> pleasure
49:00 <Student> business or pleasure?
49:00 <under> pleasure
19:00 <Student> at these hours, melbourne eventually got dead
09:00 <under> Student: the channel or the city? :D
41:00 <Student> both 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> *sneeezes everywhere*
43:00 <matrix> Morning all
49:00 <matrix> Well I am out of here
49:00 <matrix> Catch you all later
55:00 <mrdanger> spoop
33:00 <paNdiS> dadfsa
33:00 <Bert187> pandas dont fucking skate
35:00 <Bert187> morning bro
35:00 <paNdiS> lol
35:00 <paNdiS> mornin bro
35:00 <Bert187> ready to riot?
35:00 <paNdiS> nah
35:00 <Bert187> mass looting
36:00 <Bert187> ive got a couple of computer shops lined up
36:00 <Bert187> hehe
36:00 <Bert187> jokes
36:00 <paNdiS> hahahahaha
36:00 <paNdiS> id go burn down footlocker or somethin
37:00 <BlackDevil> "Howard Stern Show" wack packer Eric "The Actor" Lynch has died at 39
37:00 <Bert187> wow 39
37:00 <Bert187> so young
38:00 <paNdiS> love howard stern show
58:00 <paNdiS> Potatosaurus Dip
26:00 <Bert187> http://youtu.be/-vIUObyLwXc
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Example vs Lenny Kravitz - Are You Gonna Change The Way You Kiss Me (Djs From Mars vs DJ Schmolli) (Aug 13, 2013) 4:16 - Category: Music - 121,275 views - 1,162 likes (99.1%), 11 dislikes (0.9%)
32:00 <Bert187> Hello
35:00 <Ana_Ng> ibiza
47:00 <BlackDevil> Snoopys_Gunship
47:00 <BlackDevil> i pooped in my pants
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> awesome stuff
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> pic of its not true
50:00 <Ana_Ng> at the condos next door, someone found shit in the hallway
50:00 <Ana_Ng> they checked cameras to see whose dog it was
51:00 <Ana_Ng> it was someone shitting his pants
00:00 <Thoth> Hey, would anybody like to report any terrorist activities?
01:00 <Thoth> k den
05:00 <Thoth> Allah gave me shit, so I pooped it
10:00 <paNdiS> hm gotta choose a diff pair of pants
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31:00 <BlackDevil> wonderful
35:00 <Thoth> BlackDevil: just ddos him aye
35:00 <paNdiS> lol
46:00 <Skirmish> Another day ... the same ole shit birds.
48:00 <BlackDevil> i did
48:00 <paNdiS> keep it to yourself pal.
48:00 <BlackDevil> i doss everyone
48:00 <paNdiS> for one day.
48:00 <BlackDevil> very often
48:00 <BlackDevil> i give the ip to smelement
49:00 <paNdiS> hahaha
49:00 <Skirmish> can someone pm me paNdiS' real name. I want to pass it onto a friend of mine.  kthnx. 
49:00 <BlackDevil> sure
49:00 <paNdiS> ...
49:00 <BlackDevil> yea its ...
49:00 <paNdiS> lol
50:00 <Skirmish> Thanks for that. 
50:00 <BlackDevil> hope your friend knows now
50:00 <Skirmish> wrong chat window lol
51:00 <paNdiS> why do you want to know my name?
51:00 <paNdiS> this channel needs to go back to the old ways
51:00 <paNdiS> strict rules again
51:00 <Skirmish> No reason that I am prepared to speak to you about.
51:00 <paNdiS> you're taking irc way too seriously if you need my name to give to a friend.
51:00 <Skirmish> If this channel went back to strict rules you would be gone.
52:00 <Skirmish> I have already said I don't want to talk to you about it paNdiS.  What's done is done, get over it.
52:00 <paNdiS> what's to get over?
52:00 <Skirmish> Move on.
53:00 <paNdiS> if this channel was moderated properly there'd be no baiting, trolling etc. and it'd be good.
53:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
53:00 <paNdiS> You obviously have to mention wanting my name in channel Skirmish so that I see it.
53:00 <Skirmish> The irony is overwhelming. 
53:00 <Skirmish> Get over it paNdiS. 
53:00 <ShadowLurker> lol Skirmish
53:00 <paNdiS> it's not irony
54:00 <paNdiS> it just means we couldnt act like assholes anymore
54:00 <paNdiS> you're a fucking idiot.
54:00 <ShadowLurker> more like hypocrisy
54:00 <paNdiS> it's not that either paulie.
54:00 <Skirmish> unadulterated denial.
55:00 <paNdiS> dude you have issues if you want to pass my real name onto a friend
55:00 <Skirmish> paNdiS just needs to get over it. Change his nappy and move on.
55:00 <BlackDevil> Goodmorning USA!
55:00 <paNdiS> ^apply that to yourself
55:00 <Skirmish> I have told you multiple times now paNdiS that I do not want to discuss it.  Get over it. 
56:00 <paNdiS> what a loser.
56:00 <paNdiS> you're mine now!
57:00 <paNdiS> [12:11] <+ShadowLurker> lol @ BD trying to smart
57:00 <Skirmish> What suburb do you live in paNdiS?  I know it's SA, but what burb mate? 
57:00 <Skirmish> If anyone can let me know that would be great.
58:00 <BlackDevil> thanks ShadowLurker
58:00 <Skirmish> Such kind people in this channel.
58:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish
58:00 <Skirmish> Don't worry paNdiS. 
58:00 <paNdiS> you're heading down a stupid path.
58:00 <Skirmish> I said don't worry. I have what I need now.
58:00 <paNdiS> uhuh
59:00 <paNdiS> I'm so paranoid
59:00 <Skirmish> If you say so.
59:00 <paNdiS> indirect threats oooeer
59:00 <paNdiS> *gets hard*
59:00 <Thoth> Can somebody pm me paNdiS's real name? I want to write it on a peice of paper and cum on it
59:00 <Skirmish> Nobody is making any threats against you.
00:00 <Skirmish> I think you need to just calm down and forget about it paNdiS. 
00:00 <Skirmish> No use getting all worked up over it.
00:00 <BlackDevil> i need to pee Skirmish
00:00 <BlackDevil> is that smart?
00:00 <Skirmish> What ever happens, happens. 
01:00 <BlackDevil> element is a smart guy
01:00 <paNdiS> yaayy
02:00 <paNdiS> bd babes guess wot guess wot!!
03:00 <Skirmish> http://animals.io9.com/the-new-werewolf-cat-highlights-the-complicated-ethic-1635039011   <---- I want one.
03:00 <BlackDevil> my asshole
03:00 <paNdiS> haha
03:00 <paNdiS> nurr
03:00 <paNdiS> ashlee comin ova
03:00 <paNdiS> wana cum play wit us?
04:00 <BlackDevil> yea we can rub each other dicks
04:00 <BlackDevil> until we cum
04:00 <paNdiS> wooooooooooooo
05:00 <paNdiS> she can watch
05:00 <paNdiS> i wonder if shes into that ^-^ you NEVER KNOW
05:00 <paNdiS> lol
05:00 <Skirmish> "There is a female coming to my house, I NEED to talk about it on irc!  WHAT A SCOOP! 
06:00 <Skirmish> She gets along well with your mother? 
07:00 <paNdiS> talkin to bd not you
07:00 <paNdiS> yes'
07:00 <paNdiS> she does..
07:00 <paNdiS> she's my best mate.
07:00 <Skirmish> I can only imagine how feral  she must be. 
07:00 <paNdiS> LOL
07:00 <Skirmish> A real toad. 
07:00 <paNdiS> uhuh
07:00 <paNdiS> yep
07:00 <paNdiS> big time
08:00 <paNdiS> think i might get this http://www.psylofashion.com/product-411-Mudra_Sweater.aspx
08:00 <Skirmish> Will it match your homo pants? 
08:00 <paNdiS> simba's met her
09:00 <paNdiS> ask him if she's a toad
10:00 <Skirmish> I am pretty sure that simba would appreciate it if you didn't suggest that he has met you.
11:00 <paNdiS> omglob the gloves i want are back
11:00 <paNdiS> want to diss them Skirmish?
11:00 <paNdiS> here diss away! http://www.psylofashion.com/product-402-Abstract_Pecoa_Gloves.aspx
11:00 <Skirmish> I don't click your links. 
13:00 <paNdiS> hah
14:00 <paNdiS> do you want to see what my best friend looks like?
14:00 <paNdiS> so you can pay her out
14:00 <paNdiS> only fair since i saw ur mrs and paid her out
15:00 <paNdiS> she wouldnt give a shit i show you she'd just laugh at how shit you are
15:00 <BlackDevil> who wants to see me ruin american dad?
16:00 <BlackDevil> kim kardashian is the alien dog
16:00 <paNdiS> http://i62.tinypic.com/6fxok6.jpg
16:00 <paNdiS> BAM
16:00 <paNdiS> WHAT
16:00 <paNdiS> im never watchin american dad ever again
16:00 <paNdiS> BD even when u told me clara dies in watchdogs that didnt ruin it for me
16:00 <BlackDevil> BAM http://www.ceriwis.com/kendaraan-roda-2-aksesoris/1218758-knalpot-racing-nsr-sp-400rb-aja.html
17:00 <BlackDevil> shes russian bro
19:00 <Skirmish> Did paNdiS just get caught out linking pics of his "friend" who was just a random picture off the internet? 
19:00 <Skirmish> lolacopter indeed. 
19:00 <paNdiS> LOL wtf BlackDevil?
19:00 <paNdiS> how tf did she get on there
19:00 <Skirmish> You really are a loser of the highest order paNdiS. Busted. 
20:00 <paNdiS> busted?
20:00 <paNdiS> http://i61.tinypic.com/rhubkl.jpg
21:00 <paNdiS> busted nothin
21:00 <paNdiS> same person
21:00 <paNdiS> my bestie
21:00 <paNdiS> idk what that shit is BlackDevil found
21:00 <Skirmish> He found the chick that you also found whilst googling. 
21:00 <paNdiS> i didnt google shit
21:00 <Skirmish> Off you go.  Your lies are boring. 
22:00 <paNdiS> ask simba then
22:00 <paNdiS> im showin ash that link BlackDevil
22:00 <paNdiS> she's gonna be pissed
22:00 <paNdiS> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
22:00 <mrdanger> lol
23:00 <mrdanger> dis ma bestie
23:00 <mrdanger> http://www.moviepilot.de/files/images/0487/0422/Ellen_Page.JPG
24:00 <Skirmish> hot
24:00 <paNdiS> BlackDevil fkn tell me
26:00 <BlackDevil> shes a russian whore
27:00 <paNdiS> wtf
27:00 <paNdiS> you put it on there?
27:00 <Doodle> lol
27:00 <BlackDevil> lol
27:00 <BlackDevil> she last one is a jihad
27:00 <BlackDevil> http://internetcafe.ahlamontada.com/t3752-topic
27:00 <Skirmish> Some people put so much effort into their lies. 
28:00 <paNdiS> im gonna sort this when she gets here
28:00 <BlackDevil>  02, 2010 12:32 am
28:00 <Skirmish> When she gets there.  Get some paper and write a message for her saying "See Austnet, I am not a Russian Whore" and take a pic.  
28:00 <BlackDevil> you've been played paNdiS
28:00 <Skirmish> THEN ... we may believe you. 
29:00 <BlackDevil> my sources dont lie
29:00 <Skirmish> At least my mrs is real paNdiS LOL you loser. 
30:00 <Skirmish> MEW!  paNdiS was linking this chicks picture saying it was his best mate and BlackDevil found the pic from 2010 on the internet.  
30:00 <Skirmish> BUSTED HARD.
30:00 <Mew> loooool
30:00 <paNdiS> Mew knows what ash looks like
30:00 <paNdiS> they have mutual fb friends
31:00 <BlackDevil> yea
31:00 <BlackDevil> but fake
31:00 <paNdiS> ?
31:00 <paNdiS> but fake what
31:00 <BlackDevil> those pics
31:00 <BlackDevil> fake
31:00 <BlackDevil> sorry mate
32:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: can we be facebook friends?
32:00 <BlackDevil> that first pic was posted on  02-07-2012 , 09:31 PM	
33:00 <paNdiS> i gotta wait till she gets here
33:00 <BlackDevil> ok
33:00 <BlackDevil> post more pics of her
33:00 <paNdiS> can you find the second one?
33:00 <BlackDevil> lol
33:00 <Mew> take a pic of u n her together
33:00 <paNdiS> look for it
33:00 <paNdiS> do me a favour
33:00 <Mew> or liez
34:00 <BlackDevil> no
34:00 <BlackDevil> pics
35:00 <BlackDevil> i want more picks paNdiS
35:00 <paNdiS> this is creeping me out
35:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: I just want to be your friend on facebook
36:00 <Thoth> We can meet at maccas and hold hands
36:00 <BlackDevil> sounds cute
36:00 <BlackDevil> rub each other dicks under the table
38:00 <Skirmish> lol that is a lot of investment into a lie paNdiS. 
38:00 <BlackDevil> we have all been there
40:00 <Skirmish> oh look at my bestie she is so hawt .... oh wait .... she's a russian slut. 
40:00 <Thoth> https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10686707_328769607297688_8957839899878269943_n.jpg?oh=f7f1054737288e11d180166f160780ab&oe=54CAFAE6
40:00 <Thoth> She sent me a friend request. Clearly wants my dick
41:00 <Thoth> I sent her dick picks in reply
41:00 <Skirmish> He was saying you and simba know this Ash chick Mew. 
42:00 <BlackDevil> lol Thoth
42:00 <BlackDevil> that was posted online in Oct 17, 2011 
43:00 <Thoth> She may be a chinese shoe salesman, but he still wants my dick
43:00 <Thoth> Fuck you
44:00 <BlackDevil> also in Sep 9, 2012
45:00 <Mew> I don't know her but from her Facebook it looks like panda is a persistent creepy guy who comments on her stuff, I think the 'bestfriend/sista' scenario is pretty one sided 
45:00 <Thoth> Buy her drinks
46:00 <Saemon> Thoth you didn't get your alleged, apparent, supposed, so-called "wife" to tell me that i'm a fuckwit
46:00 <Saemon> what happened?
46:00 <Thoth> You didn't give me your address
46:00 <Saemon> she doesn't exist?
47:00 <Saemon> oh but you didnt need to have my address
47:00 <Saemon> <+Thoth> I can get my wife on here to tell you that you're a fuckwit, if you like
47:00 <Saemon> you were going to get her to come on irc
47:00 <Saemon> but hey, i guess even thats impossible, if she doesnt exist.
48:00 <Thoth> Would it really make you happy?
48:00 <Mew> whoa Seamen comes in all guns blazing
48:00 <Bert187> good riddance
49:00 <Thoth> s/Saemon/Fabio Bikie/g
49:00 <Bert187> ur the one fucking him Mew
49:00 <Bert187> :)
49:00 <Doodle> looool
49:00 <Bert187> without CONDOMS
49:00 <Mew> have a shower wild turkey
49:00 <Doodle> or a beard guard
49:00 <Skirmish> [13:45] <Mew> I don't know her but from her Facebook it looks like panda is a persistent creepy guy who comments on her stuff, I think the 'bestfriend/sista' scenario is pretty one sided  <---- LOL sounds legit. 
50:00 <Bert187> i can feel my cock in ur vagina now Mew
50:00 <Doodle> jerb interview time 
50:00 <Doodle> woowoooo
50:00 <Mew> think of ur mum
50:00 <Bert187> haha put ur burqa back on Mew
51:00 <Mew> yay congrats Doodle
51:00 <Thoth> Mew wearing burgers... mmmm
51:00 <Doodle> lol i havent got the job yet Mew but thx
52:00 <Mew> maybe I tricked fate for you
52:00 <Mew> ey ey
52:00 <Bert187> Mew vagina is like paradise
52:00 <Bert187> shes not Just a 'pretty face'
53:00 <Doodle> maybe
53:00 <Mew> she's also a 'pretty vagina'
53:00 <Bert187> mew is like a white tail spider killing its root
54:00 <simba> look at Bert187 all excited to be interacting with a female
54:00 <Mew> pls chut up now Bert187
55:00 <Bert187> k babe
55:00 <Bert187> mums the word
55:00 <paNdiS> [13:19] <Skirmish> [13:45] <Mew> I don't know her but from her Facebook it looks like panda is a persistent creepy guy who comments on her stuff, I think the 'bestfriend/sista' scenario is pretty one sided  <---- LOL sounds legit. 
55:00 <paNdiS> funny, since i just got off the phone to her and shes comin over to cook up some shit.
56:00 <BlackDevil> why ban my mate saemon
56:00 <Thoth> Mexican?
56:00 <paNdiS> must be pretty one sided then hey Mew
56:00 <Skirmish> When she gets there.  Get some paper and write a message for her saying "See Austnet, I am not a Russian Whore" and take a pic.  
56:00 <Skirmish> Otherwise fuck off with your lies.
56:00 <Mew> just cos you make up lies on irc  doesn't make it any less one sided lol
57:00 <Bert187> BlackDevil make me a IRCop that should piss alot users off here
57:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: don't forget she also needs two sharpies in her pooper
57:00 <Mew> It might make it more one sided
57:00 <BlackDevil> ok
57:00 <BlackDevil> done
57:00 <BlackDevil> now what Bert187
57:00 <Thoth> Mew: send pics of you with sharpies in your pooper so I know you're real
57:00 <Bert187> now we drink and smoke some tabacco
57:00 <Mew> you know I'm real dawg
58:00 <Mew> #realtalk
58:00 <Thoth> No, I could be hallucinating
58:00 <Mew> pinch yourself on the back of the arm
58:00 <Thoth> Okay but I still can't see any sharpies in your pooper
58:00 <BlackDevil> the only pussy you get is cats sitting on your lap
58:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
59:00 <Thoth> Hey I can hear a helicopter. Must be the CIA coming to get paNdiS
59:00 <paNdiS> im not lieing about anything
59:00 <paNdiS> i told bd shes comin over cause i talk to bd
00:00 <Thoth> I think they know you're a terrorist
00:00 <paNdiS> and skirmish took it upon himself to giver her crap
00:00 <paNdiS> so i showed him a pic
00:00 <BlackDevil> im a detective
00:00 <Mew> so take a pic of u two when she comes over to prove urself
00:00 <paNdiS> its not my fault someone took her pic n put it on some site, and you're probably just cut Mew because she didnt want to add you as a friend on fb that night you pmed me asking her to.
00:00 <Mew> its not hard lol
01:00 <Thoth> Don't listen to her, she doesn't have sharpies in her pooper
01:00 <paNdiS> ive got nothin to prove, just dont call me a liar when im not lieing.
01:00 <simba> lyinh
01:00 <simba> lying
01:00 <Mew> inb4 broken camera 2 dark phones ded rage quit
01:00 <simba> its only 1pm do people have nothing better to do than troll panda
01:00 <Thoth> What of it?
02:00 <BlackDevil> i didnt troll anyone
02:00 <BlackDevil> i give facts
02:00 <paNdiS> simba you been around when ash has been around right?
03:00 <Thoth> simba: may I please have +v so I can tell all the scum to respect my authoritor?
03:00 <paNdiS> i keep forgettin im bein trolled
03:00 <paNdiS> nah u werent trollin BlackDevil
03:00 <simba> you get too mad to realise its only irc
03:00 <paNdiS> over ash on that site yer that made me mad
03:00 <Mew> lmao
03:00 <paNdiS> she'll prob just laugh :/
03:00 <BlackDevil> like mews tits
04:00 <BlackDevil> they are small
04:00 <paNdiS> i aint seen her since she got back from japan
04:00 <simba> did BlackDevil put her pic up on some random site
04:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: makes sense since you've never been to Japan
04:00 <Thoth> Oh wait, nvm
04:00 <simba> lolll
04:00 <Mew> some best friend! she got back from Japan aaaaaages ago
04:00 <simba> trying 2 hard nerd
04:00 <Thoth> trollfail
04:00 <simba> every1 stop trying so hard
05:00 <Thoth> I can't, I'm lebanese
06:00 <Mew> hey leigh of ash trees
07:00 <ShadowLurker> good to see we're doing the same shit as every other day
07:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Hello cute pink pokemon
08:00 <BlackDevil> how could i post her pic in 2012?
09:00 <ashleighXtrinity> psYbR was it fun getting arrested?
09:00 <BlackDevil> or in 2010
09:00 <Thoth> I grow marijuanas. The ants keep attacking it. So I spray it in fly spray. It doesn't kill the ants or change the taste and when I smoke it I get mad headaches. I don't care though.
09:00 <psYbR> i didn't get arrested 
10:00 <ashleighXtrinity> I saw cops at your house psYbR
10:00 <psYbR> my car got stolen thats why
10:00 <simba> lo
10:00 <simba> l
10:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Classy neighborhood
10:00 <TheRon> in south australia, is anybody's car actually their own??
11:00 <simba> no
13:00 <Skirmish> What kind of car did you "used" to have? 
13:00 <psYbR> a cool one
14:00 <Skirmish> I bet it's been burnt out by now. 
14:00 <TheRon> my cars faster than yours mr bond because mines a red one
14:00 <Skirmish> I am not a fan of red cars.  
14:00 <Thoth> Mines even faster cause its freshly painted red with housepaint
14:00 <Skirmish> I like the blue of the lancer.  My first blue car.
15:00 <Thoth> The bristles on the brush gave it a really nice texture
15:00 <Skirmish> My car colours from start to now have been .... Yellow, beige, silver, white, black, black, yellow, white, silver, blue. 
16:00 <Skirmish> oh and orange. 
16:00 <Thoth> You collect car colours too?
19:00 <Thoth> My favourite colour would have to be silver... like this
19:00 <Thoth> http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/trutv.com/graphics/photogallery/huffing-paint/california-man.jpg
20:00 <Skirmish> Yellow Telstar, Beige XE Falcon, Silver EA Falcon, White EL Falcon, Black Opel Vectra V6, Black TJ Magna, Yellow BF Falcon, White CJ Lancer, Silver VE Ute, Blue CJ Lancer. 
20:00 <doctor> growing marijuanas would drive anyone paranoid
20:00 <TheRon> cheap wine and a three day growth, c'mon
20:00 <Mew> do ronron
21:00 <TheRon> my mate moron
21:00 <simba> dont be rude TheRon
21:00 <simba> its not our fault your footy team is over
22:00 <TheRon> port lost
22:00 <simba> no thats my team
23:00 <Bert187> simba my name is Juztin Johnz google me
25:00 <TheRon> wtf was that?
25:00 <mrdanger> just
25:00 <mrdanger> in
25:00 <simba> the sound of geelong
25:00 <simba> lol
26:00 <TheRon> selwood is taking home charlie
26:00 <simba> that sounds gay
27:00 <TheRon> so it's not gay if rpobbie gray takes home charlie?
27:00 <simba> unless charlie is the chick from hi 5
28:00 <TheRon> charlie brownlow?
29:00 <simba> yes yes
29:00 <simba> did you put money on him ?
30:00 <BlackDevil> where is behh http://vidmax.com/gallery/85932-chubby-little-thai-boy-becomes-a-stunning-ladyboy/2
30:00 <TheRon> no
33:00 <paNdiS> lol simba she just laughed at the link n is gonna put it on her fb lol
33:00 <psYbR> ashleighXtrinity is a ladyboy
33:00 <Skirmish> Why did you need to come tell us that paNdiS? 
33:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Am not
34:00 <TheRon> lola??
34:00 <psYbR> <ashleighXtrinity> I have a penis
34:00 <psYbR> you told me
35:00 <simba> she probably lied because she smelled your desperation
35:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Ahaha
36:00 <psYbR> <ashleighXtrinity> Please don't tell paNdiS i have a penis
36:00 <psYbR> <ashleighXtrinity> I want him to love me
36:00 <TheRon> a panda sized penis
36:00 <ashleighXtrinity> So sad
36:00 <simba> fake logs?
37:00 <TheRon> hehehehe.....logs!
37:00 <paNdiS> i told simba
37:00 <paNdiS> shh Skirmish
37:00 <paNdiS> if im gonna pm simba its gotta be romantic
37:00 <simba> dont
38:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Obviously, simba
41:00 <Skirmish> You are paNdiS' best friend simba.  Don't be mean to him.
41:00 <simba> dont u have anything else 2 think about
42:00 <Skirmish> Lots of things. That is why it takes me so long to say anything.
42:00 <mrdanger> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/us-firefighter-tony-grider-dies-from-injuries-sustained-from-ice-bucket-challenge/story-fnixwvgh-1227066191585
42:00 <mrdanger> everything kills someone these days
43:00 <BlackDevil> i saw that
44:00 <mrdanger> i wonder how many people yoyos killed in their day
45:00 <BlackDevil> aaron http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=82c_1411135357
45:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Man aborts suicide but puts his hand on the power line (Date: Sep-19-2014, 2 days ago) - Views: 85118 - Played: 64968
47:00 <BlackDevil> Loof
47:00 <BlackDevil> Mew is pregnany
47:00 <BlackDevil> congrats
48:00 <TheRon> well done everybody
48:00 <Gook> http://youtu.be/qu6r7Yd_iG8
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: N.W.A. fuck the police with lyrics (Nov 8, 2011) 5:53 - Category: Music - 117,629 views - 469 likes (95.7%), 21 dislikes (4.3%)
48:00 <Mew> go team
49:00 <Loof> gtfo Gook you racist fgt pedo
49:00 <British^Meat> Loof, paNdiS was spreading your pic around
49:00 <British^Meat> Sooooooo naughty
50:00 <Mew> was it ezpz?
52:00 <Loof> top shelf cali weed
53:00 <Loof> just arriving
53:00 <Thoth> I hope it has anti-ant treatment
54:00 <Loof> http://youtu.be/6jRCWcS7rLw?list=PLQpkgivc_t112Jjvjsl8U1BAxgyqD5Taq
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sugarshack Sessions | The Expanders - Top Shelf (Sep 2, 2014) 4:38 - Category: Music - 2,459 views - 53 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
58:00 <simba> california here we cum
06:00 <TheRon> bring me a a higher love
06:00 <BlackDevil> creed
06:00 <BlackDevil> was so 1980
07:00 <Bert187> Hello BlackDevil :)
07:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J16lInLZRms
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Creed - Higher (Dec 2, 2009) 4:43 - Category: Music - 10,003,117 views - 35,558 likes (96.7%), 1,214 dislikes (3.3%)
07:00 <TheRon> shit
07:00 <British^Meat> it amazes me that ppl listen to shit like bon jovi, creed and nickleback
08:00 <BlackDevil> Dude
08:00 <BlackDevil> this
08:00 <Fez> But spice girls are ok?
09:00 <Fez> Theron: breasts
09:00 <TheRon> where?
10:00 <Bert187> When dreaming I'm guided to another world 
10:00 <Bert187> Time and time again 
10:00 <Bert187> At sunrise I fight to stay asleep 
10:00 <Bert187> 'Cause I don't want to leave the comfort of this place
10:00 <BlackDevil> where we go
10:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNoksQ2pkeY
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: All Of Nickelback's Greatest Hits Played At Once must watch (Jun 9, 2013) 7:20 - Category: People & Blogs - 1,207 views - 17 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
10:00 <simba> nobody said spice girls are ok
10:00 <Fez> ---->
10:00 <Fez> For that simba, i am thankful
11:00 <Bert187> for the pony's
11:00 <TheRon> i like phil collins
12:00 <Fez> Remember tatu?
12:00 <BlackDevil> i remember
12:00 <BlackDevil> she is nude
12:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
12:00 <TheRon> russian lesbians
12:00 <Loof> http://youtu.be/ZqgWuMcHc3g?list=PLQpkgivc_t112Jjvjsl8U1BAxgyqD5Taq
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 007 (Shanty Town) Desmond Dekker (Jan 24, 2013) 2:46 - Category: Music - 67,397 views - 368 likes (98.9%), 4 dislikes (1.1%)
12:00 <British^Meat> spice girls r better than nickleback
13:00 <British^Meat> Im sorry, but if you like nickleback, you suck
13:00 <simba> lol Loof thats cool
13:00 <simba> bitta anthony red rose ??
13:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGyLL7w3O20
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Anthony Red Rose - Bangarang [ HIGH QUALITY SOUND - HD 1080p ] (Apr 2, 2013) 3:49 - Category: Music - 1,930 views - likes (100%), dislikes (0%) dislikes (0%)
14:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: t.A.T.u. - All The Things She Said (Dec 24, 2009) 3:49 - Category: Music - 59,851,124 views - 241,843 likes (97.5%), 6,190 dislikes (2.5%)
14:00 <Loof> shit she's home bbl
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <TheRon> his asian wife?
14:00 <Pony> BlackDevil http://youtu.be/99j0zLuNhi8
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Creed - With Arms Wide Open (Dec 2, 2009) 3:53 - Category: Music - 17,414,494 views - 86,636 likes (96.9%), 2,762 dislikes (3.1%)
15:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Linkin Park - Crawling (Oct 23, 2009) 3:37 - Category: Music - 71,769,989 views - 224,237 likes (98.4%), 3,749 dislikes (1.6%)
15:00 <BlackDevil> suicide, what a song
15:00 <British^Meat> god
15:00 <British^Meat> what terrible songs
15:00 <Fez> Scat man
15:00 <Fez> Post tgat shit
15:00 <simba> stop purposefully linking to shit music, trolls
15:00 <Fez> That
16:00 <TheRon> talk about the footy
16:00 <simba> talk about my ass
16:00 <TheRon> and what an ass
16:00 <simba> ass so fat that u could see it from the front
16:00 <simba> ----- TRIBE
17:00 <Pony> ok next topic
17:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA
17:00 <Pony> u finished talking?
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Len - Steal My Sunshine (Nov 23, 2009) - Category: Music - 6,628,797 views - 26,690 likes (97.2%), 756 dislikes (2.8%)
17:00 <TheRon> ginuwine
17:00 <Pony> go watch 'the bill'
18:00 <simba> Pony u r a known troll treading on thin ice, keep the sass down
18:00 <TheRon> the bill rules
19:00 <Pony> gotta luv female coppers
19:00 <Mew> Sgt smiff
19:00 <BlackDevil> this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNPjeIamsck
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ace of Base - The Sign (Official) (Dec 8, 2011) 3:19 - Category: Entertainment - 6,848,437 views - likes (96.9%), dislikes (3.1%)
19:00 <TheRon> quick there's a fight on down at the cock and scrotum
19:00 <Pony> ill click it in 1hr 45mins BlackDevil after ive played this mix http://youtu.be/PUtkGRQzXVs
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Best of Kygo Mix (Chill Out Lounge Music 2014 Mixtape & Nu Disco Playlist) (May 5, 2014) 02:03:49 - Category: Music - 162,694 views - likes (98.1%), dislikes (1.9%) dislikes (1.9%)
20:00 <BlackDevil> trying to find this one
20:00 <BlackDevil> cant remember
20:00 <Pony> u should sell ur script BlackDevil
20:00 <Pony> i should keep a script database
21:00 <Pony> d a t a b a s e
21:00 <BlackDevil> lol this
21:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWnP9r222DY
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crazy Town - Butterfly (Jul 5, 2012) 3:34 - Category: Music - 2,330,918 views - 11,568 likes (95.6%), 530 dislikes (4.4%)
21:00 <Pony> cum cum my lady ur my butterflyyyyyy
22:00 <simba> ur the worst BlackDevil
22:00 <BlackDevil> i am
22:00 <BlackDevil> here
22:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch (Nov 22, 2009) 4:05 - Category: Music - 110,900,177 views - 419,549 likes (96%), dislikes (4%)
22:00 <simba> whoever gave u ops clearly hates this network
22:00 <TheRon> chasey laine?
23:00 <Fez> No
23:00 <Fez> The ballad of chasey lane
23:00 <Student> shemale ? :P
23:00 <Fez> I like the 10 best tgings about new jersey
24:00 <Pony> to drunk to script
24:00 <TheRon> is bon jovi one of them?
24:00 <Fez> No
24:00 <Fez> Its 15 seconds of silence
26:00 <Pony> http://youtu.be/BnQ--zAwxbY
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Britney Spears - Baby One More Time [JorgeC 11'' Nightclub Remix] (Mar 7, 2011) 4:31 - Category: Music - 33,056 views - 122 likes (98.4%), dislikes (1.6%)
27:00 <BlackDevil> ohh i found it
27:00 <BlackDevil> lol
27:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQj--Kjn0z8
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Smash Mouth - Walkin' On The Sun (Sep 15, 2010) 3:24 - Category: Music - 9,920,517 views - 46,311 likes (98.4%), 736 dislikes (1.6%)
27:00 <simba> terrible
27:00 <BlackDevil> also Pony i didnt create this script
27:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7P6ut6HPR8
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ginuwine - Pony (Aug 12, 2010) 4:34 - Category: Music - 8,934,011 views - 38,943 likes (96.7%), 1,309 dislikes (3.3%)
28:00 <Fez> Lol
28:00 <Fez> Wd ronnie
28:00 <BlackDevil> this is better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU1VfYYKMDk
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Spiderbait - Black Betty (Oct 8, 2009) 3:29 - Category: Music - 6,807,053 views - 39,948 likes (98.1%), 783 dislikes (1.9%)
29:00 <bradd_pitts> http://imgur.com/gallery/jd26Ks0
29:00 <bradd_pitts> taylor swift naked
29:00 <Skirmish> lol
29:00 <bradd_pitts> hello Skirmish
29:00 <TheRon> hardy ha ha
30:00 <Pony> http://youtu.be/T66tLRR9drY
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Earth - A Living Creature 720p (The Amazing NASA HD Video) (Aug 14, 2014) 1:31 - Category: Science & Technology - 41,344 views - 207 likes (98.1%), 4 dislikes (1.9%)
31:00 <Pony> http://youtu.be/fGeNDnYcQOA
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eazy-E - Boyz In Da Hood (Feb 24, 2008) 6:20 - Category: Music - 6,519,316 views - 22,506 likes (95%), 1,188 dislikes (5%)
31:00 <BlackDevil> fuck i would fap to that
32:00 <bradd_pitts> the earth rules
32:00 <bradd_pitts> Starve Electricity 1 month ago
32:00 <bradd_pitts> Notice how there are no clouds in Australia. ﻿
32:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
34:00 <Pony> The Bill is a British police procedural television series that was broadcast on the ITV network from 16 October 1984 until 31 August 2010.
34:00 <Pony> axe home n away
35:00 <Pony> axe that mutherfuckker
35:00 <BlackDevil> axe is a body spray
36:00 <Pony> http://youtu.be/fJuapp9SORA
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eazy E - Real muthafuckin G's (Jul 13, 2009) 4:48 - Category: People & Blogs - 20,721,906 views - likes (96.8%), 2,875 dislikes (3.2%)
37:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dscfeQOMuGw
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Monster Magnet - Space Lord (Jun 16, 2009) 4:31 - Category: Music - 4,162,528 views - 17,417 likes (97.8%), 394 dislikes (2.2%)
37:00 <TheRon> incubus - wish you were here
37:00 <Fez> Rednex - cotton eye joe
38:00 <simba> gay artist - gay song
38:00 <Fez> Rednex - the way i mate
38:00 <simba> sorry every 1 thats all im seeing
38:00 <Fez> I thought that was the point simba?
39:00 <BlackDevil> simba https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kboI882boc
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sab Rishte Naate - Scenes from The Graffiti Artist Hindi Gay Song (Jun 29, 2011) 4:38 - Category: Music - 431,388 views - likes (83.2%), dislikes (16.8%)
39:00 <Thoth> Who here respects or fears Saemon?
39:00 <BlackDevil> i do Thoth
39:00 <BlackDevil> hes my mate
40:00 <Student> hot
40:00 <simba> Fez: nah... BlackDevil has a genuinely shit taste in music (and everything else)
40:00 <simba> he aint bein ironic
40:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to roxette
42:00 <Thoth> BlackDevil: thats cool. I'll tell him you said that
42:00 <doctor> time for some trash pop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud6sU3AclT4
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Taylor Dayne - Tell It To My Heart (Oct 25, 2009) 3:42 - Category: Music - 11,770,383 views - 41,474 likes (98.1%), dislikes (1.9%)
42:00 <TheRon> nice
42:00 <Pony> BlackDevil is like earth to be shared by all
43:00 <BlackDevil> they wont allow me
44:00 <BlackDevil> you have to talk to the person who wrote it
49:00 <TheRon> simba is robbie gray a realistic chance tonight?
49:00 <Student> ZzZzzZZZZz
49:00 <TheRon> i reckon 24 votes will win it
49:00 <simba> probably not, its an umpires award
50:00 <simba> and we all know the umpires dont watch the game properly
50:00 <FredFlinstone> joel?
50:00 <TheRon> apparently gray got zero votes last season
50:00 <FredFlinstone> he did
51:00 <TheRon> joel has close to 20 votes i think
51:00 <TheRon> saved us in so many games
51:00 <FredFlinstone> will you do him after if he wins?
51:00 <TheRon> if he asks
51:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
51:00 <simba> didnt he come back from a knee reco last year
51:00 <TheRon> if he asks for my brothers first born he can have him
51:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
52:00 <FredFlinstone> are you in love?
52:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahahaha
52:00 <TheRon> man love
52:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
52:00 <FredFlinstone> a bromance
52:00 <TheRon> whats wrong with that?
52:00 <FredFlinstone> nuffin I dont mind
52:00 <simba> the coaches and players awards seem better than the brownlow, voted by your peers not by the umps who dont even officiate the game properly
52:00 <TheRon> who won the coaches and the aflpa?
53:00 <FredFlinstone> nfi
53:00 <TheRon> gary again?
53:00 <Thoth> Saemon did because he is apex
53:00 <FredFlinstone> dunno
53:00 <simba> gray and ablett
53:00 <simba> nat fyfe and gray***
53:00 <TheRon> sounds about right actually
54:00 <TheRon> roo has no chance
54:00 <TheRon> st kilda didnt win enough
55:00 <TheRon> i say roo becuase i can't spell his name
56:00 <FredFlinstone> reiwoldt?
56:00 <TheRon> could be
56:00 <FredFlinstone> riewoldt
56:00 <FredFlinstone> Nick Riewoldt
57:00 <FredFlinstone> and his cousin Jack
57:00 <FredFlinstone> so who will be the best slut on parade tonight?
57:00 <simba> Nick Dubstep
57:00 <TheRon> cam ling's better half
58:00 <simba> i think grays bitch owns
58:00 <FredFlinstone> Rock Ling?
58:00 <TheRon> 3.99 a kilo
58:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahahaha
58:00 <FredFlinstone> cheap as chips
58:00 <FredFlinstone> booked in my holidays today TheRon
59:00 <FredFlinstone> for the second test
59:00 <TheRon> another one?
59:00 <FredFlinstone> only had one
59:00 <TheRon> ahh yes that one
59:00 <FredFlinstone> one night at mt gambier
59:00 <TheRon> accom?
59:00 <FredFlinstone> 3 nights at Victor Harbour
59:00 <TheRon> sharks?
59:00 <FredFlinstone> 7 nights at Semaphore
59:00 <FredFlinstone> lol I wont be swimming
59:00 <FredFlinstone> then back for chrissie
59:00 <FredFlinstone> :(
00:00 <TheRon> first test in brissie?
00:00 <FredFlinstone> might come home the same way but stay at Robe for one night
00:00 <FredFlinstone> yes it is
01:00 <TheRon> then melb and sydney?
01:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
01:00 <TheRon> and then hobart and perth
01:00 <FredFlinstone> prolly
02:00 <FredFlinstone> waiting for my tyre to get fixed
02:00 <FredFlinstone> they had it all day
02:00 <paNdiS> rock wheel
03:00 <Pony> http://www.helpyourself.vic.gov.au/
04:00 <Student> is that a site about masterbaution?
04:00 <doctor> your stuff doesn't belong to you, it belongs to earth and humanity - so hand it over
04:00 <Student> over my dead body :P
05:00 <TheRon> perth doesnt look like getting a test
05:00 <doctor> that can be arranged
05:00 <Student> ha ha
06:00 <TheRon> i hate 4 test series
06:00 <Student> why is that?
06:00 <TheRon> to me test match cricket is the real stuff, everything else is just fluff
07:00 <Pony> One of the most anticipated events of the AFL season, The Grand Final AFL Footy Show, kicks off LIVE from Rod Laver Arena on THURSDAY at 8.40pm on Channel Nine! Yes, 8.40pm! #‎AFLFootyShow‬
07:00 <Student> do you play cricket yourself? or just like to see it from TV?
07:00 <British^Meat> oh god, that shows always so embaressing
07:00 <simba> #AFLFootyShow
07:00 <TheRon> i watch it on tv
07:00 <British^Meat> watching those footy meatheads dress up as ladies and dance to songs
07:00 <simba> it is pretty bad
07:00 <simba> how funny was dangerfields interview
07:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no
07:00 <simba> poor guy just wants to get the fuck outta there
08:00 <FredFlinstone> should be 5
08:00 <FredFlinstone> come to adelaide
08:00 <FredFlinstone> we have a good time
08:00 <FredFlinstone> I am on the beach
08:00 <Student> you played any sports? any thing other than cricket?
08:00 <FredFlinstone> with an ensuite
08:00 <FredFlinstone> woohoo
08:00 <TheRon> tennis and lawn bowls
08:00 <TheRon> and basketball
08:00 <FredFlinstone> and wanking?
08:00 <TheRon> futsal and indoor cricket
09:00 <TheRon> is that asport?
09:00 <Student> ok 
09:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah
09:00 <FredFlinstone> its my sport now
10:00 <Student> all of the games you said you play are short time sports
10:00 <TheRon> whats your point?
10:00 <FredFlinstone> wtf does that mean?
11:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <simba> Student plays cricket, so
11:00 <FredFlinstone> cricket goes for 30 mins? lmfhao!
11:00 <simba> he probably only considers something a sport when it drags on the entire week
11:00 <FredFlinstone> tennis 40 mins hahahahaha yeah right
11:00 <Student> my point is , there is difference between watching and playing 
12:00 <FredFlinstone> no shit sherlock
12:00 <Pyro-> that's the most useless making of a point ever
12:00 <Student> well cricket is nothing infront of life that keeps on dragging and no one knows how long it is going to be dragged. So yes cricket is amature sports infront of Life ;)
12:00 <FredFlinstone> agreed
12:00 <Pyro-> like.. derp
12:00 <British^Meat> da fuk?
12:00 <FredFlinstone> omfg god what a dipper
13:00 <TheRon> cricket is awesome, an arvo with a barbie and beers
13:00 <Student> ha ha 
13:00 <Pyro-> i play cricket .. you participate AND watch it at the same time
13:00 <Student> well any team sport could be like that 
14:00 <TheRon> you have an esky with cans down at 3rd man??
14:00 <Pyro-> naah.. no beers allowed until end of play :(
14:00 <Thoth> I'm too fat to play cricket
14:00 <TheRon> lawn bowls is better
14:00 <Student> only fast bowlers or poor fielders field at 3rd man 
15:00 <Student> Thoth , shane warne use to be fat at one time 
15:00 <TheRon> lawn bowls is beers before during and after
15:00 <Pyro-> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqo2ZEvf75w
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Fattest Cricketers (Dec 4, 2011) 1:12 - Category: Comedy - 9,027 views - 36 likes (97.3%), 1 dislikes (2.7%)
15:00 <Thoth> Student: thats the point. How could you be too fat?
15:00 <TheRon> arjuna ranatunga
15:00 <FredFlinstone> well done
15:00 <TheRon> the laziest cricketer ever
15:00 <Student> ha ha TheRon
15:00 <FredFlinstone> you spelt his name correctly
15:00 <Student> david boon was a fatty too 
16:00 <Pyro-> and merv
16:00 <TheRon> boonie was an athlete
16:00 <TheRon> so was merv
16:00 <FredFlinstone> great cricketers
16:00 <Thoth> Cricket players bulking...
16:00 <Thoth> Ladies love it
16:00 <Student> yes, athletic fatty 
16:00 <Pyro-> that south australian player.. forget name
16:00 <simba> don bradman
16:00 <FredFlinstone> greg 
16:00 <TheRon> lehman?
16:00 <FredFlinstone> him too
16:00 <Pyro-> nah like, still playing
16:00 <TheRon> cosgrove?
17:00 <FredFlinstone> hes obese
17:00 <Pyro-> yeah him
17:00 <FredFlinstone> but moves well
17:00 <TheRon> he bowls medium pacers
17:00 <Pyro-> good bat.. not many quick singles
17:00 <FredFlinstone> he hits fours
17:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
17:00 <TheRon> inzi?
17:00 <TheRon> ul haq
17:00 <Pyro-> yeah.. gets his wait behind it and stands and watches them go to the boundary
17:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my you getting em now
18:00 <Thoth> Mew: how do you feel about a man who is on a keen diet of beer and pizza so they can bulk into the ultimate cricketers body?
18:00 <Student> what is his domestic batting average?
18:00 <TheRon> mike gatting?
18:00 <FredFlinstone> yes another one
18:00 <TheRon> beefy?
18:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
18:00 <FredFlinstone> rod marsh was a bit tubby for a while
18:00 <Pyro-> wiki it
18:00 <FredFlinstone> and tubby of course lol
19:00 <Student> latham in newzealand was a fatty 
19:00 <TheRon> marshy was keeping up with boonie on the cricket trips
19:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
19:00 <FredFlinstone> he eneded up quite fit
19:00 <FredFlinstone> slimmed down a lot
19:00 <Pyro-> there's a player in west indies domestic that's about 6'5" and 300kg
19:00 <FredFlinstone> omfg
19:00 <FredFlinstone> whats his name King Kong?
19:00 <TheRon> jesse ryder from new nealand
20:00 <Pyro-> saw him in the caribbean premier league on tv
20:00 <FredFlinstone> so whats our point here?
20:00 <FredFlinstone> how did this start?
20:00 <TheRon> what about that fat left arm orthodox from bermuda?
20:00 <Pyro-> i can;t remember his name and had troubles googling it.. gave up
20:00 <Pyro-> yeah thats who im thinking
20:00 <Pyro-> actually no it's not
21:00 <Pyro-> but he does have a "classic catch" on there in the slips
21:00 <Thoth> Imagine, my beer soaked mustace as I talk about cricket
21:00 <TheRon> does tubby taylor count?
21:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
21:00 <FredFlinstone> already said him
21:00 <Doodle> had job interview
22:00 <Doodle> nailed it
22:00 <FredFlinstone> good stuff
22:00 <TheRon> tubby's mouth is pretty fit from all that chewing gum
22:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
22:00 <FredFlinstone> suck a mean cock yuo reckon?
22:00 <FredFlinstone> look out Joel tonight
23:00 <TheRon> doodle did you mention your love for the weed?
23:00 <Doodle> non stop
23:00 <FredFlinstone> was it a male or female interviwer?
23:00 <TheRon> thats whats done it for you
23:00 <Doodle> 2 females
23:00 <Doodle> 1 cup
23:00 <FredFlinstone> woot and yu nailed em
23:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00 <FredFlinstone> both?
23:00 <FredFlinstone> on the desk
23:00 <Doodle> yes?
23:00 <Doodle> no
23:00 <Saemon> 2 girls 1 cup its fake
23:00 <FredFlinstone> legs in the air
23:00 <FredFlinstone> screaming for more
24:00 <Saemon> its all jsut chocolate ice cream
24:00 <Saemon> caramel
24:00 <Doodle> TAKE THAT
24:00 <FredFlinstone> yes yes yes yes
24:00 <TheRon> dodle you just stand there and unzip?
24:00 <FredFlinstone> you got the job
24:00 <Doodle> AND THATS FOR BEING SMART
24:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
24:00 <Doodle> lol
24:00 <FredFlinstone> let the flop begin
24:00 <Doodle> i'm late for 420
25:00 <FredFlinstone> its 4.24
25:00 <Doodle> oh well
25:00 <FredFlinstone> 4.25 sorry
25:00 <Doodle> better late than never
25:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
25:00 <TheRon> better catch up
25:00 <FredFlinstone> yes more cones
25:00 <FredFlinstone> ice cream that is
25:00 <Doodle> waffle cones ftw
25:00 <FredFlinstone> oh yeah
26:00 <FredFlinstone> noice
26:00 <Doodle> i have creamy soda and cones, thats sort of like a vanilla icecream
26:00 <FredFlinstone> hehehehe
26:00 <Doodle> but totally not
27:00 <TheRon> madonna -  get into the groove
28:00 <FredFlinstone> I got that
28:00 <Doodle> pretty sure the last dude to get into the groove with madonna is still trying to get out
28:00 <FredFlinstone> for sure
28:00 <Doodle> have you seen her gristly thighs
28:00 <FredFlinstone> she has mental probs
29:00 <TheRon> she's fit for her age
30:00 <Doodle> she needs to age a bit more gracefully
30:00 <Doodle> ie leave the leotards at home
30:00 <FredFlinstone> or the retards?
30:00 <TheRon> menopause, natures birth control
30:00 <Doodle> lol
33:00 <Doodle> lol i just called centrelink
33:00 <Doodle> expected wait time 90 mins
33:00 <Doodle> i dont think so
35:00 <Kynetic> lol @ call centrelink.
35:00 <Lex_Rockhead> Doodle can u tie ur doodle in a knot?
35:00 <Student> i did't know you have to call centrelink after nailing an interview ;P
35:00 <Thoth> Rally Championships - Indonesia's birth control
36:00 <TheRon> Thoth: i actually don't get that one
36:00 <Lex_Rockhead> no stevenn!!!!!!!
36:00 <Lex_Rockhead> come back
36:00 <Thoth> Thats nice
36:00 <BlackDevil> Passengers said Edward was drunk and his wife began scolding him for his belligerent behavior.
36:00 <BlackDevil> That’s when he jumped overboard, which triggered the applause of many annoyed passengers on the boat.
36:00 <Doodle> whats funny about calling centrelink
37:00 <Doodle> millions of people do it every week
37:00 <Thoth> Haven't you ever watched rally from a third world country and wondered how many people die if the driver makes a small error?
37:00 <Thoth> People standing on the circuit
37:00 <Lex_Rockhead> Passengers said Edward pulled it out and started wiping it on the windows
37:00 <Thoth> etc.
37:00 <TheRon> no
37:00 <Lex_Rockhead> no der they do
37:00 <Lex_Rockhead> ppl stand by the road everywhere
38:00 <Lex_Rockhead> i never ended up goin to the perth run of WRC
38:00 <Lex_Rockhead> :(
39:00 <Thoth> Shut the fuck up panda
39:00 <British^Meat> lol
39:00 <Lex_Rockhead> talkin to me?
39:00 <Lex_Rockhead> eat your words honey
39:00 <TheRon> taxi driver?
40:00 <British^Meat> god how many nicks does this douchebag need?
40:00 <British^Meat> y u always hidin?
40:00 <Lex_Rockhead> hidin from what
40:00 <Lex_Rockhead> you?
40:00 <Lex_Rockhead> right
40:00 <Lex_Rockhead> that's worth the challenge.. *rolls eyes*
40:00 <Saemon> lol ikn
40:00 <Saemon> ikr
40:00 <Lex_Rockhead> lol
40:00 <faux> who is it
40:00 <Lex_Rockhead> i decided im not puttin up with these fools anymore Saemon
40:00 <Saemon> British^Meat is just a poff
40:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Michael Jackson-Who Is It.mp3 (15.08MB 128kbps Stereo 16:28)
40:00 <Saemon> poof
40:00 <TheRon> faux, fucking bulldogs
40:00 <faux> lol
40:00 <British^Meat> lol me? i never said me
40:00 <British^Meat> sheesh
40:00 <Doodle> fauxypoos
40:00 <Lex_Rockhead> who cares what he is he isnt worth talkin about dude
41:00 <faux> Hate them
41:00 <faux> They ruined my tipping 
41:00 <TheRon> mind you i hate manly too
41:00 <Saemon> yeah British^Meat is but a small insignificant insect
41:00 <Saemon> an ant
41:00 <faux> I hate that they've won like 5 games this year by 1 point 
41:00 <faux> Its insane 
41:00 <Saemon> a worker ant
41:00 <faux> HAI DEWDEL
41:00 <Saemon> expendable
41:00 <faux> <3
41:00 <TheRon> your tipping still going?
41:00 <Doodle> <3
41:00 <British^Meat> Saemon, get banned, cheers
41:00 <Doodle> what is this, an irc channel for ANTS
41:00 <faux> Yes theron
41:00 <faux> Until GF
42:00 <TheRon> my bro won 300 with his tipping
42:00 <faux> I need to poop
42:00 <Saemon> British^Meat umad brah?
42:00 <Saemon> lol
42:00 <British^Meat> nope
42:00 <Thoth> umad brah
42:00 <British^Meat> u?
42:00 <Saemon> nah imcool crah
42:00 <TheRon> sounds a bit terrorist
42:00 <Saemon> chilled
42:00 <British^Meat> u sure? coz u just abused the hell outta me
42:00 <Lex_Rockhead> gotta stop all this shit
42:00 <faux> Oh I didn't do it for money 
42:00 <faux> Was just friendly 
42:00 <faux> lmao
42:00 <faux> 1 faux 1 cup
42:00 <faux> British meat were you born here or do you have the accent 
43:00 <Saemon> lol where n when British^Meat
43:00 <faux> That just sounded really racist 
43:00 <British^Meat> no and yes
43:00 <Saemon> show evidence
43:00 <faux> oh sici
43:00 <faux> Sicl
43:00 <faux> Sick.
43:00 <faux> ffs
43:00 <Saemon> British^Meat sounds like mel b
43:00 <faux> Can you record yourself pls
43:00 <faux> vocaroo.com
43:00 <TheRon> British^Meat: sounds like matt preston
43:00 <faux> Ry
43:00 <British^Meat> youve asked me to do that before
43:00 <faux> Ty*
43:00 <British^Meat> and no
43:00 <faux> :'(
43:00 <faux> Party pooper
43:00 <British^Meat> you'll live
44:00 <faux> I'm sure I will 
44:00 <faux> If I don't I know who to blame 
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> saem stfu n watch that video lols
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon*
44:00 <faux> lols
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> m bad
44:00 <TheRon> he who denied it supplied it
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> my*
44:00 <faux> BECAUSE M BAD M BAD
44:00 <faux> -- Michael jackson
45:00 <Thoth> Say what you like about Michael Jackson but Disney is still touching little kids
45:00 <faux> ok
45:00 <Doodle> ...
45:00 <faux> I don't even know
45:00 <TheRon> lol
45:00 <Doodle> i take issue with that
45:00 <faux> lol
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> touches the little kid inside me every time
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> and he giggles 
46:00 <faux> adios amigos
47:00 <Thoth> I need to sleep more
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> same
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> how many hrs u sleep this morn?
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got 6 in
48:00 <Thoth> panda and saem tell me a story about the stupids and the bikies and tuck me in m bad
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e-9RPPB7pk
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: EXPLOSION 2nd (Sep 21, 2014) 6:41 - Category: People & Blogs - 128 views views - 20 likes (95.2%), 1 dislikes (4.8%)
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> naw
48:00 <British^Meat> pandas + Saemons, Best buds
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> i ratha post mad parkour vid my mate is in
48:00 <Thoth> How was your food anyway panda? From russia with google images
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh ye she made some nice stuff
49:00 <Thoth> oh yea i believe you
49:00 <British^Meat> you know he'll start asking u to hang out in PM soon Saemon? Have you thought about the commitment it takes to "be mates" with JB?
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> kicked back watched parkour vids she made in japan
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> etc.
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> she's in that vid i posted just then..
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> and that link Blackdevil already said its not some whore thing you dick
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> [13:19] <BlackDevil> Galvanized Exhaust Muffler
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> [13:19] <BlackDevil> 400 rubies
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> [13:19] <BlackDevil> rubels
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> some faggot took her pic and put it on there.
50:00 <Thoth> wow she's a really good actor
50:00 <Thoth> she looks just like a thai boy jumping in a pool
51:00 <Thoth> does that turn you on?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_o
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's just a fun vid man with ppl chillin out havin fun doin cool stuff
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's ur issue with happiness?
52:00 <Saemon> lol
52:00 <Saemon> its because he's unhappy
52:00 <Saemon> so he hates it when he sees others happy
52:00 <Saemon> typical
52:00 <Thoth> Imaginationland
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah full on Saemon
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> I see you tryin to have a conversation, just talkin about your interests and they just pop out the woodwork to put you down
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's why I'm campaigning to have the old melb chat rules implimented.
54:00 <Thoth> ...
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> take it back to how it used to be
54:00 <Saemon> hell yeah
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> Thoth; that means no trolling, baiting, swear words like "cunt" etc. The chan will be awesomeballz then
54:00 <Saemon> so none of these trolls can spoil a good time anymore
55:00 <Saemon> yup
55:00 <British^Meat> just, wow
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah and if any of us do we get a kick warning, and do it again we get a 24 hr ban
55:00 <matrix> What trolls
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> im all for it.
55:00 <Saemon> civilised, mature rom where everyone treats everyone with respect
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> and it's about time too
55:00 <Saemon> bastardly_one is always callin me fuckwit n stuff
55:00 <Student> ha ha
55:00 <Saemon> really hurts my feelings
55:00 <TheRon> i bet
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> I just think it's the best thing for the channel
55:00 <matrix> B1 has his moments
55:00 <British^Meat> what about, no posting other ppls pics or threats of physical violence?
55:00 <Saemon> he should be taught how to talk to ppl with more respect
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> and then the channel will grow again
55:00 <British^Meat> they'd be good rules, u think?
55:00 <matrix> He abuses then he settles
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> ash didnt give a shit i posted her pic
56:00 <Thoth> simba: ban faggots please
56:00 <matrix> He reminds me of my bipolar friend
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> and she laughed at that link, she's gonna put it on her fb and LOLS
56:00 <British^Meat> da fuk?
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> and British^Meat I'm not saying I'd be exempt from the rules.
56:00 <matrix> Noone should be exempt from rules
57:00 <matrix> Just needs to be the same rules for all
57:00 <matrix> Including ops
57:00 <Saemon> whose gona kick or ban the ops though
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
57:00 <Saemon> if they break the rules?
57:00 <matrix> Well there is ultimately a channel owner
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> well simba is a good op, BlackDevil is a good op, sezz is too and stebie of course
57:00 <matrix> Who can take the rights away
57:00 <Saemon> well whose gona kick or ban the ultimate channel owner?
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> Maurice would be a good op if those rules were in effect
57:00 <matrix> Most ops are good
58:00 <Saemon> if the ultimate channel owner broke the rules?
58:00 <matrix> If you don't like the channel owner
58:00 <matrix> Then gtfo
58:00 <matrix> Find a new one
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just need people on board with this so we can get the chan back the way it should be
58:00 <matrix> New channel that is
58:00 <Saemon> then your concecpt of 'fairness' and 'equal rules for all'
58:00 <Saemon> is flawed matrix
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> and British^Meat I think you'd agree it'd be much better that way 
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> even if you don't like me.
58:00 <matrix> Pandas.   There is not enough life on here to kill the crap
58:00 <British^Meat> i think...
58:00 <matrix> It would just make the place dead
59:00 <British^Meat> if you fucked off out of this channel it'd be a much better place
59:00 <British^Meat> FACT
59:00 <matrix> Irc hasn't got a large enough user base now
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> see, that's just silly
59:00 <British^Meat> and if u took u twat mates Saemon and BlackDevil itd be a better place
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> nothing would change if I left
59:00 <ShadowLurker> fyi irc is a privilege not a right
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> and besides, you came here after your adel chan failed
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> so if anyone should leave it should be you
59:00 <British^Meat> that makes no sense u spaz
59:00 <Saemon> British^Meat you shove a cumcumber up your asshole as a substitute for real rock hard cock
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> I've been here for yrs
59:00 <Saemon> FACT
59:00 <British^Meat> i owned my chan after i came here...
59:00 <matrix> Ultimately you don't like It here
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> and never had a problem
59:00 <matrix> Quit
59:00 <British^Meat> sheesh, u so dumb
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> until you and Mew came in
59:00 <matrix> There are other networks
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> and started causing trouble for me.
00:00 <British^Meat> oh here we go....
00:00 <matrix> Wtf
00:00 <British^Meat> the old "I WAS HERE FIRST"
00:00 <matrix> Mew is awesome
00:00 <TheRon> tears for fears - head over heels
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer well that's the truth so deal with it
00:00 <British^Meat> well i was on irc first, so maybe, u should leave?
00:00 <British^Meat> Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
00:00 <matrix> She has been amazing with me
00:00 <Saemon> i was on irc first 
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> I wasn't speaking literally British^Meat
00:00 <Saemon> been here since the old days
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> I was using your logic.
00:00 <Saemon> u know this British^Meat
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> gosh
00:00 <matrix> FACT: you all CHOOSE to be here
00:00 <TheRon> i applaud mew, she puts up with so much crap
00:00 <matrix> No one forces you
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah matrix, we choose to be here and why not make it a better place
01:00 <matrix> You don't like it then /quit
01:00 <matrix> It is what it is
01:00 <matrix> You accept it or find a nicer place
01:00 <Saemon> yep i choose to be here because i have no real proper social life like normal people
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah mang
01:00 <matrix> There are 20 other networks
01:00 <Saemon> i admit this
01:00 <Saemon> question is
01:00 <matrix> Go to one of them
01:00 <Saemon> do you all?
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> im on another network
01:00 <matrix> This channel is what it is
01:00 <matrix> It has been for years
01:00 <Thoth> I think you've all convinced me I should leave so you can all have gay sex after I go
02:00 <British^Meat> <PandasDontDrive> I've been here for yrs  and never had a problem until you and Mew came in  and started causing trouble for me.
02:00 <matrix> Accept it or get out
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's true British^Meat
02:00 <British^Meat> LOL you mean exposing all your bullshit lies
02:00 <British^Meat> wow, just wow
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> i didnt have a problem before you two came in
02:00 <British^Meat> of course you didnt!
02:00 <British^Meat> You could say anythign u wanted!
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> I didn't.
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop acting like a little baby.
02:00 <British^Meat> lol
02:00 <British^Meat> dude
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes?
02:00 <British^Meat> we saw right through u
02:00 <matrix> Ok stop stop stop
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> what is that even supposed to mean?
02:00 <British^Meat> not our fault u made up a load of shit and then tried to deny it all
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> "we saw right through you"
03:00 <British^Meat> stopped
03:00 <matrix> This is the bullshit you wanted to stop pandas
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> that statement makes no sense.
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's no substance to it.
03:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!!!!!!!!
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're the guys that go around saying I lie and spread rumours, Mew admitted to going behind my back to do it
03:00 <British^Meat> oh, now i feel i have to explain it :)
03:00 <British^Meat> WELL...
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you talked shit about me in ps3 chan every time you were on
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> i clocked you at over four hours of talking about me
04:00 <British^Meat> we saw through all the lil lies u would say when we came in here
04:00 <Mew> er wot? I did no such thing
04:00 <British^Meat> lol u keep saying that PandasDontDrive :)
04:00 <TheRon> roxy music - more than this
04:00 <British^Meat> Tell this story
04:00 <British^Meat> i want to hear this story u have to tell
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> you know darn well it's true
04:00 <British^Meat> (remember i have logs)
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> so post them
04:00 <British^Meat> you use to tell me...
04:00 <British^Meat> "KEEP IT OUT OF PS3"
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> You know exactly how you acted
04:00 <matrix> Hey guys
04:00 <British^Meat> U want me to post em?
04:00 <British^Meat> Cool
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer and youd say that you wouldnt
04:00 <matrix> Stop It please
05:00 <British^Meat> and i didnt!
05:00 <matrix> Please stop this
05:00 <matrix> Let's be nice again
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> you'll only pick shit you want to post to make me look like a liar.
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm not stupid.
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> I have logs too fool
05:00 <British^Meat> ok, heres what we do
05:00 <Student> ha ha
05:00 <Thoth> FUCKING RIOT BITCHES
05:00 <British^Meat> we both go to pastebin and post the logs of ps3
05:00 <British^Meat> ok go
05:00 <matrix> Pfft
05:00 <Mew> I can't believe he's typing this much whole his best fran sista guuurl is over at his house cheffin n hanging out
05:00 <Mew> while*
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not pasting logs in paste bin
05:00 <Student> it looks like PandasDontDrive want a @ shelter against whatever right/wrong have been said about him 
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> what kind've lame shit is that
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P Student I just want things to change
06:00 <Thoth> Mew: they already hung out, cooked food, and watched videos, then she left
06:00 <Student> ha ha @ change
06:00 <Thoth> Mew: geez you have no concept of time
06:00 <Mew> lmao what did they cook? 2min noodles?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> she aint over my place nemore she left like 20 mins ago
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> maybe you cook two minute noodles..
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> she eats fresh and healthy.
06:00 <Thoth> Mew: $900/hr so probably
06:00 <Mew> lol
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> man, you were all nice that night Mew, when you wanted ashlee to add you on facebook
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> then she doesnt want to and you're a cunt
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> ..
07:00 <Mew> see if you can find that log BM lol
07:00 <Thoth> Panda shut the fuck up
08:00 <TheRon> happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy
08:00 <Thoth> This world would be a better place if we all told panda to shut the fuck up regulary
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> this is what I'm talking about in the first place, change the rules so this type of situation doesnt happen
08:00 <Pony> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/beauty/jasmine-tridevil-the-woman-with-three-breasts/story-fnjck634-1227066715458
08:00 <British^Meat> oh, u mean the log where he told you to add her on FB?
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> TheRon are you down with stricter chan rules like the old days?
08:00 <matrix> The world would be a better place If all just got stoned off out head and zoned out too
08:00 <matrix> But that won't happen
08:00 <TheRon> boobs solve everything
08:00 <matrix> Depends on the boobs
08:00 <TheRon> i'm down with OPP
09:00 <Pony> 3 boobs
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> YEAH YOU KNOW ME
09:00 <matrix> I know some that solve nothing
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got that video ronnies
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
09:00 <Student> well Mew's boobs does not solve much for Mew :P
09:00 <TheRon> make a bet
10:00 <Student> go a head
10:00 <TheRon> those things would get her off some speeding tickets
10:00 <Student> childish 
10:00 <matrix> Meh
10:00 <matrix> Everyone is obsessed with mews boobs
10:00 <matrix> What about Mew as a person
10:00 <matrix> She has a great personality
10:00 <TheRon> who?
10:00 <matrix> She is fun
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> woop chose clothes ima order tomoz WOOT
11:00 <Student> i am not obsessed with pork mince, ;P
11:00 <matrix> And you can trust her with your life
11:00 <matrix> That's more important than fucking boobs
11:00 <Student> i would not target Mew, whatever she is, it is not my business
11:00 <TheRon> huh?
11:00 <Mew> and I have done my senior first aid so you have a good chance of actually living
12:00 <matrix> I don't pretend to know every detail of everyone he re
12:00 <matrix> And frankly I don't want to
12:00 <matrix> But Mew has been the nicest one of the lot of you 
12:00 <bradd_pitts> [17:11] <matrix> And you can trust her with your life
12:00 <matrix> In my eyes
12:00 <bradd_pitts> lolllllllllllllll
12:00 <Student> shut up shemale 
12:00 <bradd_pitts> i just imagined her taking a bullet for you
12:00 <Student> you bogus shit 
12:00 <TheRon> mew knows i kid
13:00 <matrix> Mew wants to liven up irc again and bring back some real decent ppl
13:00 <FredFlinstone> whats for eats tonight TheRon?
13:00 <matrix> Ok I stop now
13:00 <bradd_pitts> LOLL
13:00 <bradd_pitts> crying
13:00 <TheRon> snags onion and bread
14:00 <FredFlinstone> sounds nice I think thats what the wif s havin
14:00 <FredFlinstone> or similar
14:00 <bradd_pitts> you eat separate meals?
14:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
14:00 <Mew> yeah wtf lol
14:00 <bradd_pitts> kewl
14:00 <FredFlinstone> I usually cook my own
14:00 <bradd_pitts> she seems sweet.
14:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz yeah right
14:00 <bradd_pitts> that was also sarcasm
14:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
14:00 <FredFlinstone> really?
14:00 <bradd_pitts> no
14:00 <FredFlinstone> thanks for enlightening me
14:00 <bradd_pitts> oh pok
15:00 <bradd_pitts> why doesnt she cook for you
15:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
15:00 <bradd_pitts> did you fuck her sister
15:00 <FredFlinstone> ask her
15:00 <bradd_pitts> ok
15:00 <bradd_pitts> whats her email address
15:00 <FredFlinstone> now now no need for filth
15:00 <bradd_pitts> Dear Wilma, y u no cook 4 fred
15:00 <bradd_pitts> luv bradd
15:00 <FredFlinstone> yes sincerely dont forget
16:00 <FredFlinstone> and why doesnt she wash for me
16:00 <FredFlinstone> and clean for me
16:00 <bradd_pitts> why you still with her
16:00 <FredFlinstone> and love me
16:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
16:00 <bradd_pitts> do you have childrens
16:00 <FredFlinstone> yesh
16:00 <bradd_pitts> oh
16:00 <bradd_pitts> for them?
16:00 <FredFlinstone> my business I am not going into this again
16:00 <bradd_pitts> ok
16:00 <Student> liar
17:00 <matrix> Oh ffs
17:00 <bradd_pitts> you kinda got into it when you said she does wash cook or clean for you
17:00 <bradd_pitts> doesnt*
17:00 <FredFlinstone> yes thats is enough said
17:00 <matrix> Can't ppl just lighten up
17:00 <Student> what is with this shemale bradd_pitts? she won't shut up
17:00 <matrix> Stop pretending you know everyone so intimately
17:00 <bradd_pitts> who is pretending anythig
17:00 <FredFlinstone> are you a shemale?
17:00 <bradd_pitts> i'm asking questions because i DONT know you retard
17:00 <Student> 100% shemale :P
17:00 <bradd_pitts> its called conversing
18:00 <bradd_pitts> he doesnt want to answer, and thats fair enough
18:00 <bradd_pitts> it seems you need to lighten up matrix
18:00 <Student> yah it is called "gasing" ":P
18:00 <FredFlinstone> why do you say that Student/
18:00 <bradd_pitts> cos im a girl with a dudes nick... hes indian, his logic is dumb
18:00 <FredFlinstone> oh ok
18:00 <matrix> Meh
18:00 <Student> yah right 
18:00 <matrix> I use to talk to someone that used shemale as their nick 
18:00 <matrix> Awesome personality
18:00 <bradd_pitts> ok
19:00 <Student> ha ha 
19:00 <Skirmish> Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children
19:00 <matrix> Could talk for hours
19:00 <FredFlinstone> what was his/her name?
19:00 <matrix> So long ago now though.   Can't remember their name.   Was an Asian ......
19:00 <Skirmish> bradd_pitts is asian.
19:00 <MaleShe> :-P
19:00 <Student> Asian Shemale
20:00 <Skirmish> ... from Quongdong province. 
20:00 <matrix> Would have been 10 or so years ago
20:00 <Student> more like a MiddleEastern Shemale
20:00 <HeFemale> thats better
20:00 <HeFemale> ooo I like this
20:00 <Student> stupid
20:00 <HeFemale> oh lighten up
21:00 <HeFemale> ffs
21:00 <Mew> keep that as ur regd nick Fred
21:00 <HeFemale> lol no
21:00 <Skirmish> It used to be widely accepted, HeFemale ... until the femies came along and demanded it be shemale.
21:00 <Mew> I dare u
21:00 <HeFemale> no!
21:00 <Mew> imagine the PMs
21:00 <HeFemale> oh fark
21:00 <Mew> sah good
21:00 <Skirmish> PM's from shads. 
21:00 <Mew> do itttt
21:00 <HeFemale> lmao
21:00 <Skirmish> "How much"
22:00 <British^Meat> Mew i did look for that particular log, but i just felt soooooooooooooo sad reading PandasDontDrive drop ashlee's name all the time
22:00 <British^Meat> so i gave up :/
22:00 <HeFemale> who wants to peel me a grape?
22:00 <matrix> Lol
22:00 <HeFemale> hahahahahaha
23:00 <HeFemale> or feels like a grope?
23:00 <TheRon> i tend to flush and not loog for that particular log
24:00 <matrix> I don't see the point of keeping logs here for long periods
24:00 <matrix> They just fill up with crap
24:00 <TheRon> me neither
24:00 <HeFemale> lots of that here
24:00 <Student> same here, i do not log on the first place
24:00 <TheRon> sometimes you just need the plunger
24:00 <British^Meat> its not like i browse em
24:00 <matrix> Pandas gets a lot of shit.   But sometimes he is ok
24:00 <British^Meat> i never have tbh, but this is a real eye opener i tell ye :/
24:00 <matrix> Everyone in here has their moments
25:00 <HeFemale> they do
25:00 <matrix> I can be emo
25:00 <HeFemale> some more than others
25:00 <matrix> I can also be fun
25:00 <Student> you are not an emo ? :(
25:00 <matrix> I use to get hassled by romperstomper all the time
25:00 <TheRon> wash with emo, get all that nasty colour out
25:00 <matrix> I was his favorite person to troll
25:00 <HeFemale> lol
25:00 <HeFemale> trolls are cute
26:00 <matrix> You get over it kind then they move to the next one
26:00 <matrix> I figure they only troll because they are jealous of how awesome I am
26:00 <matrix> :-)
26:00 <HeFemale> and so modest too
26:00 <HeFemale> ;-)
26:00 <matrix> Wasn't that long ago that a copy bit was in here repeating everything I said
27:00 <matrix> Meh.  I ignored it.  It moved on
27:00 <matrix> Just pissed everyone else off
27:00 <Loof> i fried
27:00 <Student> when the end is coming matrix?
27:00 <HeFemale> might go watch the idiot box for a while
27:00 <Loof> 9
28:00 <TheRon> take a long line, breathe again
30:00 <Mew> lol Student
30:00 <matrix> Hmmm
30:00 <matrix> At least it keeps the channel moving
30:00 <Student> what took you so long Mew? :P
30:00 <Mew> engrish
30:00 <Student> ohhhhh smokingggggggg
30:00 <TheRon> he's ESL
30:00 <Student> lol 
31:00 <Mew> ew I don't smoke
31:00 <Student> i like the way i get introduced time to time by other people, really love the way it goes
31:00 <TheRon> smokings bad
31:00 <Student> lol @ not smoking
31:00 <Student> you are the ultimate smokers of all Mew
31:00 <Student> duhhhh
31:00 <Mew> ohhh
31:00 <Student> liars of Australia :P
31:00 <TheRon> mind you after about 8 cans i'll have a crack at smoking
32:00 <Student> yah minded that 
34:00 <Student> which team won voice 7?
35:00 <Mew> nigguh whut
35:00 <doctor> i have a love/hate relationship with smoking
35:00 <Student> errrr
35:00 <doctor> but i hate having to pay a truckload for them even more
35:00 <Student> free loader
35:00 <TheRon> say a bloke wanted to buy a smoke off you, what would you charge??
36:00 <doctor> $1 each so you're not out of pocket
36:00 <Mew> Student is such a little stirrer these days
36:00 <Student> so hot
36:00 <Mew> must be puberty
36:00 <Student> v plates
36:00 <Mew> LOL
36:00 <Mew> yes
37:00 <Mew> that's why
37:00 <Student> keep thinking that, will help me eventually
37:00 <Student> :P
37:00 <Mew> i hope so
38:00 <Student> why you want to help me? :P
38:00 <Mew> no thx
38:00 <Student> ha ha 
39:00 <Student> it does not mean that way 
39:00 <Mew> oh yep ok
39:00 <Student> but any way , i take you damaged yourself from excessive smoking 
39:00 <Skirmish> Ever since you showed off the twins there have been so many guys here wanting to penetrate you Mew.
39:00 <Student>  nah, i am not into mew's twins, i am not into pork mince :P
40:00 <Skirmish> chicken mince tacos tonight. 
40:00 <Skirmish> TACO TACO BURITO
40:00 <Student> whenever i think of Mew, i imagine a pile of PORK MINCE moving , here and there
40:00 <Student> that is such a turn off me 
40:00 <Student> that is such a turn off for me 
40:00 <Student> taco taco reminds me of Liinda
41:00 <Student> one cannot even connect on sundays? how much busy they could be? 
41:00 <TheRon> Skirmish: trying to get some taco flavoured kisses
41:00 <Student> that is pure laziness
41:00 <Student> jealous?
41:00 <Skirmish> If I can catch Kayla before she cleans her teeth for work ... I will. 
42:00 <Student> catch , well 
42:00 <Mew> wow we're having tacos tonight too
42:00 <Skirmish> twinsies!
42:00 <Student> Wooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
42:00 <Student> that is so exciting Mew ;)
42:00 <Mew> Mexican in the ayuhhh
42:00 <Mew> thx Student
42:00 <Student> pleasure
42:00 <Skirmish> I am rocking half high ugg boots with shorts tonight. 
43:00 <Student> lol 
43:00 <Skirmish> Stylin'
43:00 <TheRon> Skirmish: is trying to get into some mexican
43:00 <Student> trying?
43:00 <Skirmish> calf ... not half. 
43:00 <Student> you think Skirmish is that bad TheRon?
43:00 <Skirmish> I do not try ... I do. If I wanted mexican, I will have mexican.
43:00 <TheRon> good man
43:00 <Student> that is what i am talking about 
43:00 <Student> that is the real Skirmish i know 
44:00 <Skirmish> latino ladies LOOOOOOVE the Skirmish.
44:00 <TheRon> do or do not, there is not try
44:00 <Student> gets what he wants :P
44:00 <Student> trying is for the loosers who are into ladies bras :P
44:00 <Student> how to open the bra with one hand , what a f** trying is that ;)
45:00 <TheRon> oh it's a skill
45:00 <Skirmish> Have you been drinking from the same cups as Chris and Shads?
45:00 <Skirmish> What is wrong with you Student?
45:00 <Student> ha ha 
45:00 <Mew> Its the language barrier
46:00 <TheRon> Student: is liguistically challenged
46:00 <Student> researcher
46:00 <Student> i do not know if i have been challenged by language or by australians
46:00 <Student> something is really wrong with australians
46:00 <Skirmish> At 8pm EST tonight we are going to have a minutes silence for Serenity.
46:00 <Student> what happened to serenity? she passed?
47:00 <TheRon> are you killing her?
47:00 <Skirmish> Why does she have to be dead for us to pay our respects?
47:00 <Student> ha ha 
47:00 <Skirmish> I would like to do it now before the channel falls into the spiral towards anarchy.
47:00 <TheRon> i'm paying respects right now
47:00 <Student> lol 
48:00 <Skirmish> After dinner I will write a poem that I will type out to also mark the event.
48:00 <TheRon> at the dawn service for the diggers, would it be wrong to crack open a can?
48:00 <Student> after dinner with a mexican girl you will write a poem on irc about serenity? :P
49:00 <Skirmish> From an ettiquette point of view ... yes. 
49:00 <TheRon> damn
49:00 <Skirmish> From an ex services members point of view ... no. 
50:00 <Skirmish> Ok, time to cook dinner. 
50:00 <Saemon> how did she die?
51:00 <British^Meat> who?
51:00 <Saemon> whitney houston
51:00 <TheRon> tainted love.......
52:00 <British^Meat> she sucked anyways
53:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
53:00 <TheRon> thursday i don't care about you, it's friday i'm in love
57:00 <TheRon> boobs come to those who wait
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
00:00 <TheRon> i've been waiting ages and still nothing
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> do they!
00:00 <HeFemale> lol 
00:00 <HeFemale> I waited and got some then they went away
00:00 <HeFemale> oh I forgot my nick hahahahhaa
01:00 <TheRon> damn
01:00 <TheRon> new order - bizarre love triangle
01:00 <FredFlinstone> what can is this TheRon?
01:00 <TheRon> 5th
02:00 <FredFlinstone> you prefer cans?
02:00 <TheRon> i do a bit
02:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
02:00 <TheRon> tastes closer to the tap to me
02:00 <FredFlinstone> not a great lover of the tap
02:00 <FredFlinstone> I prefer stubbies
03:00 <British^Meat> u idiot :P
03:00 <TheRon> at the club a schooner is 5.20, stubbies are 5
03:00 <FredFlinstone> wow
03:00 <TheRon> i think the extra .20 is worth it
03:00 <FredFlinstone> 5 is cheap
03:00 <TheRon> don't tell the bowlers that
04:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahaha
04:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont like having too much to drink at once
04:00 <FredFlinstone> stubbie is just right
04:00 <TheRon> eaglehawk, 3.40 for a pot or 4 for a stubbie
04:00 <FredFlinstone> for me at least
04:00 <FredFlinstone> shit
04:00 <FredFlinstone> double that down here
04:00 <TheRon> play bowls man it's the best
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> bust a beat for this jam
05:00 <FredFlinstone> nah not been driking a lot of beer
05:00 <FredFlinstone> I do like it sometimes more than others
06:00 <FredFlinstone> at the local RSL its cheap
06:00 <FredFlinstone> got a bottle if Pepperjack for $17 lmao
06:00 <FredFlinstone> of
06:00 <TheRon> fuck your trendy overpriced bars
06:00 <FredFlinstone> its 48 at mail exchange
06:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
06:00 <FredFlinstone> not trendy
06:00 <deadpandadolls> id fuck you ronnie
06:00 <deadpandadolls> mm
06:00 <FredFlinstone> as if I am trendy
06:00 <deadpandadolls> if u were a chick you'd be perfect
06:00 <TheRon> i'd hurt ya
07:00 <deadpandadolls> drinks beer
07:00 <deadpandadolls> n shit
07:00 <FredFlinstone> you would I am sure
07:00 <deadpandadolls> you'd be good in bed i figure.
07:00 <FredFlinstone> I wouldnt be able to keep up
07:00 <deadpandadolls> if iw ere a hot chick id be on web came makin 400 bux a day
07:00 <FredFlinstone> dont like drinking too fast
07:00 <FredFlinstone> i fall over lol
07:00 <deadpandadolls> yea nah gettin blotto is shit
08:00 <TheRon> it just makes me sleepy and sing neil diamond numbers
08:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no
08:00 <FredFlinstone> thats so sad
08:00 <deadpandadolls> hahaha
08:00 <FredFlinstone> I would hurt you then
08:00 <deadpandadolls> i had alicia keys goin for ages b4
08:00 <deadpandadolls> is that gay?
08:00 <FredFlinstone> with a sledgie
08:00 <FredFlinstone> back to the idiot box for some bullshit news
08:00 <FredFlinstone> and the fave for the shitlow
09:00 <TheRon> deadpandadolls: you came on here and said you'd root me so you tell me
09:00 <deadpandadolls> LMAO
09:00 <deadpandadolls> i dunno ive never rooted a guy to find out
09:00 <deadpandadolls> Tom Hardy said he isnt gay and he knows because he's experimented
10:00 <deadpandadolls> lols
10:00 <deadpandadolls> wish he experimented with me bro ;)
10:00 <TheRon> again a bit gay
11:00 <deadpandadolls> sif
11:00 <deadpandadolls> it's literally not gay to fuck a dude if you arent actually homosexual.
11:00 <TheRon> it's pretty suss
12:00 <deadpandadolls> it's only gay in the "Man that's gay!"
12:00 <deadpandadolls> haha it is suss haha
13:00 <TheRon> so brokeback isn't gay?
13:00 <deadpandadolls> it isnt if you dont watch the sex scenes lol!
14:00 <TheRon> apparently it's two wild boars going at it
16:00 <deadpandadolls> lolol
19:00 <paNdiS> ytfyutr
19:00 <paNdiS> testing testing
20:00 <Mew> nope try again
20:00 <TheRon> good day mew?
21:00 <Mew> yis thx TheRon I even got my tan on
21:00 <TheRon> having brownlow medal pre drinks
21:00 <TheRon> real or fake?
22:00 <Mew> real 
22:00 <TheRon> awesome so hour or two in the sun
23:00 <TheRon> i should tan, i'm white as a sheet
23:00 <TheRon> mind you i burn easy
24:00 <paNdiS> yea sun was great today
24:00 <paNdiS> nothing like penis tanning your penis
24:00 <TheRon> my penis tends to stay indoors when outside
25:00 <paNdiS> lmao
26:00 <paNdiS> mine jumps up into my ass in terror
26:00 <TheRon> my favourite chisel song is playing
26:00 <TheRon> ita
27:00 <Mew> buttrose
27:00 <TheRon> indeed
27:00 <paNdiS> lol
28:00 <paNdiS> TheRon do you want to see a pic of Jennefer Lawrence's asshole and pussy being fingered?
28:00 <Thoth> Shut the fuck up panda
28:00 <TheRon> not really
28:00 <TheRon> i prefer the hunger games image
29:00 <paNdiS> oh what i lost the link LOL
29:00 <TheRon> mew was it the all ove rtan?
29:00 <paNdiS> has heaps of her tit pics
30:00 <paNdiS> found it
30:00 <TheRon> flashbeer
30:00 <paNdiS> http://thefappening.eu/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Jennifer-Lawrence-Naked-022.jpg
30:00 <paNdiS> so yeah mmm
31:00 <paNdiS> id put my tongue in
33:00 <TheRon> 1 vote TheRon 
33:00 <TheRon> 2 votes mew
33:00 <TheRon> 3 votes FredFlinstone 
39:00 <paNdiS> TheRon https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10415550_10204301659362236_2191232396166904318_n.jpg?oh=02a1f7f58d14d77e6549da2134dcc497&oe=54CF06A8&__gda__=1418095550_8b627ccaf0112dc7bc2105712d95b362
39:00 <paNdiS> ROFL
39:00 <FredFlinstone> whats that for TheRon/
40:00 <TheRon> god bless her
40:00 <FredFlinstone> who?
40:00 <FredFlinstone> what are we talking about?
40:00 <TheRon> betty white
40:00 <FredFlinstone> oh her
40:00 <FredFlinstone> isnt she dead yet?
41:00 <FredFlinstone> lunch wed at the Sandy
41:00 <FredFlinstone> celebration!
41:00 <FredFlinstone> woohooo
41:00 <TheRon> 'the sandy?
41:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
41:00 <FredFlinstone> thats the pubs name
42:00 <FredFlinstone> and its in Sandringham
42:00 <FredFlinstone> right on the beach
42:00 <TheRon> right
42:00 <FredFlinstone> no left lol
42:00 <FredFlinstone> they have a nice balcony
42:00 <TheRon> no demetriou this is gonna strange
42:00 <British^Meat> ?
43:00 <TheRon> British^Meat: like birds of tokyo?
43:00 <FredFlinstone> lol maYBE he will be guest presenter
43:00 <British^Meat> when you type stuff TheRon... do you even think about what u type or just let your fingers take over?
44:00 <TheRon> i let the beer take over
44:00 <British^Meat> wow
44:00 <British^Meat> i literally knew u were gonna say that LOL
44:00 <FredFlinstone> and pour it all over Essenshit
45:00 <FredFlinstone> perhaps whats his name might win
45:00 <FredFlinstone> Dyson Heppel
45:00 <TheRon> heppell?
45:00 <FredFlinstone> yepps
45:00 <FredFlinstone> he had a good year
45:00 <TheRon> joel selwood
46:00 <TheRon> brock mcclean?
46:00 <FredFlinstone> yes we know him
46:00 <FredFlinstone> the one you want to root
46:00 <FredFlinstone> I tell ya Mackie is better
46:00 <TheRon> you want jarrad waite
46:00 <FredFlinstone> no thanks
47:00 <TheRon> i don't want to root selwood, i just would if he offered
47:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao same shit
47:00 <TheRon> is not
47:00 <FredFlinstone> is so
47:00 <FredFlinstone> you would root him
47:00 <paNdiS> lmao
47:00 <TheRon> i would do anything for that man
48:00 <FredFlinstone> do a brokeback on him
48:00 <FredFlinstone> omg
48:00 <FredFlinstone> a man and his footy
48:00 <TheRon> what?
48:00 <FredFlinstone> do anything for that man
49:00 <FredFlinstone> how many now?
49:00 <TheRon> you don't feel the same about juddy?
49:00 <FredFlinstone> 10 yet?
49:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck no
49:00 <FredFlinstone> hes fugly
49:00 <TheRon> that fat cunt bruce is more your speed?
49:00 <FredFlinstone> yes lollllllllll
50:00 <FredFlinstone> nah Carazzo
50:00 <FredFlinstone> nice tan
51:00 <FredFlinstone> ex Geebanger
53:00 <TheRon> geelong got frawley, port got ryder?
55:00 <FredFlinstone> did they?
55:00 <FredFlinstone> who we get?
55:00 <TheRon> some recruit?
55:00 <FredFlinstone> a kick up da bum
55:00 <FredFlinstone> mitchell from sydney I reckon 
55:00 <FredFlinstone> useless
55:00 <TheRon> he's alright
56:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah yeah another friggin onballer
56:00 <FredFlinstone> ffs
56:00 <FredFlinstone> and they thinking about getting Cox out of retirement
56:00 <FredFlinstone> I mean get real
57:00 <TheRon> maybe carlton likes big cox?
57:00 <FredWay> oh y
58:00 <FredAway> fuck!
58:00 <FredAway> joel likes big cocks
58:00 <FredAway> trouble is he bleeds too easily
58:00 <TheRon> apparently juddy does
58:00 <FredAway> lmao
58:00 <FredAway> as if
09:00 <TheRon> ain't that america for you and me
19:00 <paNdiS> testing
19:00 <paNdiS> crap.
20:00 <TheRon> hi British^Meat 
20:00 <TheRon> hi bee_girl 
20:00 <British^Meat> paNdiS, do you think you'll get a girlfriend in 2015?
20:00 <TheRon> let's ask 8ball
20:00 <paNdiS> what makes you think I want a girlfriend?
20:00 <bee_girl> Hi TheRon 
21:00 <TheRon> still single?
21:00 <paNdiS> me TheRon/
21:00 <paNdiS> ?
21:00 <TheRon> ahhh no peg!
21:00 <paNdiS> b tuesday already
22:00 <paNdiS> then weds.
22:00 <TheRon> then grand final day
22:00 <paNdiS> woooo GFD
22:00 <paNdiS> lumes
23:00 <lumeah2> He babes
23:00 <paNdiS> supp
23:00 <paNdiS> babby
23:00 <lumeah2> Relaxing after work 
24:00 <bee_girl> Hey lumeah2 
24:00 <lumeah2> Hey bee_girl 
24:00 <paNdiS> i tryina find bray rip of x men days of future past
24:00 <paNdiS> :P
24:00 <TheRon> roxette - spending my time
24:00 <paNdiS> wat u doin to relacks/
24:00 <paNdiS> ?
25:00 <TheRon> she has cones
25:00 <paNdiS> fk only dvd rips
25:00 <Pony> bbs ISIL is at the front door
25:00 <TheRon> i'd run too
26:00 <lumeah2> Ha! 
26:00 <lumeah2> Nah eating din. 
26:00 <lumeah2> Doing nothing. Gotta shower
26:00 <lumeah2> Not even drinking
27:00 <paNdiS> aaaahahahaha
27:00 <lumeah2> Oh got en drinks 
27:00 <paNdiS> stinkeh
27:00 <lumeah2> Yeah skinky
28:00 <lumeah2> Lol cones
28:00 <lumeah2> Blow it at me baby
28:00 <bee_girl> Lol lumeah2 
28:00 <lumeah2> Lol
30:00 <Pony> knock knock
32:00 <bee_girl> Who's there
32:00 <Pony> IS
33:00 <Pony> ISIL
34:00 <paNdiS> skinkies
34:00 <paNdiS> blow at her ayyyy
34:00 <paNdiS> well, she asked!
36:00 <lumeah2> Not farts! 
36:00 <lumeah2> Cone smoke dah
39:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOSxM0rNPM
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know? (Official Video) (Jun 18, 2013) 4:26 - Category: Music - 96,914,777 views - likes (98.4%), 9,378 dislikes (1.6%)
40:00 <paNdiS> what
40:00 <paNdiS> r u choofin lumes?
40:00 <paNdiS> mooop
41:00 <Loof> she's ooomp she's ooomp she's ooomp, she might be dead
41:00 <ooomp> Hello Loof :)
41:00 <Mew> omg what song is that?
42:00 <lumeah2> Nooo i want second hand smoke or a vaporiser 
42:00 <Loof> presidents of the usa - lump
42:00 <Mew> fanku
42:00 <Loof> np
45:00 <British^Meat> Mew, this reminds me of ben
45:00 <British^Meat> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=342594485917755
46:00 <Mew> holy shit
46:00 <Mew> I see where you're coming from
47:00 <British^Meat> indeed
47:00 <British^Meat> fun times
47:00 <British^Meat> summers approaching, i hope for more hijinks
47:00 <MysteriousShado> Summer!
47:00 <MysteriousShado> How I've missed thee!!
48:00 <Mew> oh they've already oiled up on a few occasions in the last month 
48:00 <paNdiS> MysteriousShado you're back
48:00 <Mew> and I've got a badass camera now so i can get better shots
48:00 <paNdiS> I kiss your display pic on fb every day MysteriousShado.
48:00 <paNdiS> <3
48:00 <MysteriousShado> <3
48:00 <MysteriousShado> As do I.
49:00 <MysteriousShado> The screen is stained.
49:00 <MysteriousShado> But worth every second.
49:00 <MysteriousShado> FredAway = FredBear?
50:00 <Mew> fredbear is Fitz
51:00 <MysteriousShado> I don't come on much these days.
51:00 <MysteriousShado> Netz still around?
51:00 <MysteriousShado> That guy cracked me up.
52:00 <Mew> nah he died
52:00 <Mew> RIP
52:00 <Loof> rip netz
52:00 <Loof> was a good bloke
52:00 <Mew> taken too soon
52:00 <Loof> yep
52:00 <MysteriousShado> Really?
52:00 <MysteriousShado> Wow.
53:00 <Mew> some say it was accidental some say he was just a really big fan of Michael Hutchence
54:00 <MysteriousShado> Lish is dedicated to IRC.
54:00 <British^Meat> was that the foot guy?
54:00 <erlich> stabbed to death using the kitchen knife WheelieBinTheif used
54:00 <MysteriousShado> Even has her ASL as a hostname.
54:00 <erlich> it's the official knife to use to kill Austnet users
54:00 <paNdiS> AS DO YOU!
54:00 <paNdiS> soz went for a cig :P
54:00 <paNdiS> irc missed u
54:00 <paNdiS> it was all like sad
54:00 <Lish> I'm dedicated MysteriousShado ?
54:00 <MysteriousShado> As if leave the computer for a smoke.
55:00 <Mew> the ol irc knifey
55:00 <paNdiS> ino rite
55:00 <paNdiS> wooo vid uploaded
55:00 <MysteriousShado> What sort of IRC user are you?
55:00 <Lish> Hmm iOS 8 annoys me
55:00 <paNdiS> bro ima put a vid of me jihad'n a tank on bf4 on fb lols
55:00 <matrix> A sensible one? ???
55:00 <MysteriousShado> Bby, 4play is for the weak
55:00 <erlich> Lish is married, but the only vows she took were to American TV shows
55:00 <Lish> erlich: Is correct
56:00 <paNdiS> haha babby i want you to thrash me, bash me hole, thrill me mouth
56:00 <MysteriousShado> erlich, to that show, Cheaters?
56:00 <paNdiS> ;D
56:00 <MysteriousShado> Oh yes!
56:00 <matrix> Hmmm it is one of those nights
56:00 <paNdiS> xD
56:00 <MysteriousShado> Speaking of muppets
56:00 <Picard> hello
56:00 <MysteriousShado> Sup Picard?
56:00 <erlich> IRC is just background noise for her while she goes shopping for clothing that all the celebrities where
56:00 <Lish> Picard is a retard
56:00 <Picard> fuck all
56:00 <Picard> Lish u cunt
56:00 <Lish> erlich: Now you went too stupid
56:00 <MysteriousShado> Why so emo?
56:00 <Picard> brownlow tips?
56:00 <MysteriousShado> She reject you mate?
56:00 <Picard> no
56:00 <Picard> i dont do skanks
57:00 <MysteriousShado> I need a smoke.. Cbf getting up
57:00 <MysteriousShado> Ohhhh paNdiS
57:00 <paNdiS> puurrr *jizz*
57:00 <paNdiS> soz
57:00 <erlich> Lish, just trying to provoke you into typing proper sentences
57:00 <matrix> She talks when she needs to
57:00 <MysteriousShado> <erlich> IRC is just background noise for her while she goes shopping for clothing that all the celebrities where
57:00 <MysteriousShado> Hahahaha
57:00 <matrix> You can't force it
57:00 <Picard> erlich dont bother, Lish has a low IQ
58:00 <erlich> no, it's fairly decent. for a female
58:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard is mad.
58:00 <MysteriousShado> Because she rejecteed him.
58:00 <MysteriousShado> And my typing is fucked off 2 beers.
58:00 <Lish> :) haha see I'm smart.... Fo a female 
58:00 <Lish> Loser
58:00 <Lish> Hahaha
58:00 <MysteriousShado> God I'm a lightweight.
58:00 <Picard> MysteriousShado shut the fuck up 
58:00 <Picard> i dont want Lish
58:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard, you going to spank me?
58:00 <Picard> i didnt hit on Lish
58:00 <MysteriousShado> I might like it. ;)
58:00 <Picard> Lish is ok for an irc chic
58:00 <Lish> I'm awesome
58:00 <Lish> Everyone knows it
59:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard has a deep desire for Lish
59:00 <MysteriousShado> But is in denial.
59:00 <erlich> you've been very boastful sicne you pre-ordered that iPhone 6
59:00 <erlich> did it arrive today or something?
59:00 <ness> fuck the iphone
59:00 <erlich> fuck da police
59:00 <MysteriousShado> The iPhone 6 is just a 5 with a bigger screen.
59:00 <MysteriousShado> Big deal.
59:00 <matrix> Everyone is so jumpy tonight
59:00 <Lish> Hahaha 
00:00 <Lish> iPhone 6 is exciting 
00:00 <Picard> dont get me wrong, id stick one in Lish. im just not pursuing her
00:00 <MysteriousShado> Who's jumpy?
00:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Kriss Kross - Jump.mp3 (3.01MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:17)
00:00 <Lish> erlich: No I'm going to punch Optus in the nuts 
00:00 <matrix> Picard you would stick the neighbour's dog
00:00 <Doodle> woo
00:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard is letting his true feelings out.
00:00 <MysteriousShado> He craves Lish's touch.
00:00 <Lish> Gross MysteriousShado 
00:00 <MysteriousShado> You love it.
00:00 <erlich> Lish, DDoS optus
00:00 <Lish> Incorrect
00:00 <MysteriousShado> He's 35 and still on IRC.
00:00 <MysteriousShado> Lives at home.
00:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oGUMsxVt4YU
00:00 <Lish> I only love lebron James
01:00 <MysteriousShado> What more could you want?!
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: OMC - How Bizzare (Feb 28, 2010) 3:48 - Category: Music - 1,335,913 views - 6,037 likes (98.4%), 100 dislikes (1.6%)
01:00 <Lish> MysteriousShado: He's like 45
01:00 <Doodle> @mp3 OMC - How Bizarre.mp3 (4.94MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:23)
01:00 <MysteriousShado> I was being generous...
01:00 <paNdiS> publishing upload studio file to facebook!
01:00 <erlich> where have i heard this MysteriousShado nickname before... were you featured on aWo (austnet World order) ?
01:00 <Doodle> hang on
01:00 <paNdiS> I was being genitals
01:00 <Doodle> i'm 35 and still on irc
01:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LQj--Kjn0z8
01:00 <Doodle> /wrists
01:00 <Lish> What's ago?
01:00 <MysteriousShado> Most likely erlich.
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Smash Mouth - Walkin' On The Sun (Sep 15, 2010) 3:24 - Category: Music - 9,921,828 views - 46,318 likes (98.4%), 736 dislikes (1.6%)
01:00 <Lish> Awo?
01:00 <MysteriousShado> Doodle, but you don't live at home.
01:00 <Maurice> I'm 27 and on irc
01:00 <Doodle> trudat
01:00 <lumeah2> Im 35 doodle
01:00 <Doodle> lol 27 get fucked
02:00 <erlich> Lish, just faux-magazine a few trolls here made
02:00 <Maurice> EAT ME
02:00 <erlich> just a*
02:00 <matrix> I am 39 and been on and off irc for years
02:00 <Maurice> If i'm 27, you're 29
02:00 <Doodle> i'm sorry to hear that Lumeah
02:00 <Doodle> lumeah2
02:00 <erlich> fake magazine gossip covers
02:00 <matrix> Guess that's bad hey??
02:00 <Doodle> lol Maurice
02:00 <MysteriousShado> Yup
02:00 <erlich> some of it was pretty hilarious
02:00 <MysteriousShado> I was a fairy.
02:00 <MysteriousShado> Good times :')
02:00 <Doodle> was
02:00 <lumeah2> Why u sorry
02:00 <Doodle> cos its all downhill from here 
02:00 <paNdiS> MysteriousShado check my timeline
02:00 <paNdiS> watch vid its short LOLZ
03:00 <lumeah2> Yup 
03:00 <matrix> Anyway.  Back to reality for me now
03:00 <matrix> Ciao all
03:00 <MysteriousShado> matrix, you cannot leave.
03:00 <Doodle> re-al-it-y
03:00 <MysteriousShado> The IRC is calling you.
03:00 <matrix> Watch me
03:00 <paNdiS> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153166571952995
03:00 <paNdiS> there thas easier
03:00 <MysteriousShado> I haven't got speakers on here.
03:00 <matrix> This is me turning around and you watching my ass as I walk out the door
03:00 <MysteriousShado> Cbf getting them out of the cupboard.
03:00 <matrix> Ciao
04:00 <MysteriousShado> matrix, you have a fat arse
04:00 <matrix> Just the way you like it
04:00 <matrix> ;-)
04:00 <MysteriousShado> You know it ;D
04:00 <MysteriousShado> Sir Mix Alot wrote about me.
04:00 <Doodle> alot
05:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Sir Mix A Lot - Baby Got Back.mp3 (4MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:21)
05:00 <MysteriousShado> Doodle, you're on the mark!
05:00 <MysteriousShado> paNdiS, nice vid haha
05:00 <paNdiS> aaaaaahahahaha
05:00 <paNdiS> ty
05:00 <MysteriousShado> Aaaalalalalaaaa!! Boom!!
06:00 <paNdiS> i wanted to put my jihad jeep one on
06:00 <paNdiS> but its not showin on my onedrive on laptop
06:00 <paNdiS> :(
06:00 <paNdiS> i got a funny sniper one
06:00 <MysteriousShado> You're still here too??
07:00 <Picard> god damn
07:00 <MysteriousShado> Rejected again, Picard?
07:00 <MysteriousShado> You poor soul.
07:00 <Picard> who rejected me?
08:00 <MysteriousShado> Lish
08:00 <Picard> MysteriousShado can you address me with some respect
08:00 <MysteriousShado> Your IRC dream
08:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard, what's respect?
08:00 <Picard> after all your mum didnt reject me, i think im your father
08:00 <MysteriousShado> Really? Mum lines?
08:00 <MysteriousShado> And you're 45??
08:00 <MysteriousShado> LOL!
08:00 <Picard> no
09:00 <paNdiS> MysteriousShado this isnt as good as my parachute snap snipin vid but its pro https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153092933697995
09:00 <Picard> chics here are young and immature so im hooking up with irc peoples mums
09:00 <Picard> paNdiS hooked me up with his mum
09:00 <Picard> she is awesome\
09:00 <paNdiS> cant find the fkn vid i snapped 4 dudes that jumped out a chopper in a few seconds lol
09:00 <paNdiS> Picard only because she was BEGGING for it.
10:00 <paNdiS> imo you're both PATHETIC!! ;)
10:00 <ness> any chippies out there?
10:00 <Picard> well im a good catch, she was lucky i did her
10:00 <Picard> chicken chippies??
10:00 <erlich> Picard, this maks the Mew theory you are possibly his father more plausible
10:00 <Maurice> I shouldn't have napped, feel even worse now
10:00 <Picard> good
11:00 <MysteriousShado> Haha, owned paNdiS.
11:00 <MysteriousShado> In that vid.
11:00 <paNdiS> haha i got gipped hard tho
11:00 <MysteriousShado> Yup
11:00 <paNdiS> i wanted the chopper
11:00 <paNdiS> :(
11:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard, she's half your age.
11:00 <MysteriousShado> Not into grandparents.
11:00 <MysteriousShado> Why bother?
11:00 <Picard> shut up idiot
11:00 <MysteriousShado> Nawwww
11:00 <MysteriousShado> You didn't have your nap this arvo?
12:00 <Doodle> i so fried
14:00 <paNdiS> lmao
14:00 <Picard> paNdiS
14:00 <British^Meat> sux
15:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard, paNdiS is over 15
15:00 <MysteriousShado> Sorry mate.
15:00 <Picard> paNdiS is my son
15:00 <Picard> shut the fuck up.
15:00 <paNdiS> ;D
15:00 <paNdiS> I'm 16!!!
15:00 <paNdiS> I can smoke now
15:00 <Picard> 26
18:00 <MysteriousShado> There goes Picard's dreamboat.
21:00 <Lish> Ate too many chocolate dipped strawberries
21:00 <DemonsRun> 00,0113RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR00,01
21:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard missed you Lish
21:00 <Lish> I'm sure he did
21:00 <DemonsRun> simba!!
21:00 <MysteriousShado> <Picard> wish she came back
21:00 <Lish> Im not shocked
21:00 <DemonsRun> Maurice! :)
22:00 <DemonsRun> Doodleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
23:00 <Skirmish> deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemonsrun.
23:00 <Skirmish> Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaurice. 
23:00 <DemonsRun> Skirmish!!!!!!!!!!! :)
23:00 <DemonsRun> long time no see
23:00 <Skirmish> What have you been up to? 
23:00 <DemonsRun> hiding lol
23:00 <DemonsRun> where the hell is sez?
23:00 <shads> who cares
24:00 <shads> picard is a pedo
24:00 <Skirmish> Not sure. I miss her though. 
24:00 <Picard> shads should be removed
24:00 <shads> Picard you should be removed from society
24:00 <shads> lachlan prothero
25:00 <DemonsRun> i miss her too. huge reason why i jumped on here again lol
25:00 <Skirmish> Shads will kill himself one day. Just leave him be until then.
25:00 <DemonsRun> ^^
25:00 <DemonsRun> what have i missed?
25:00 <Skirmish> I bet Analogue Church isn't making him any money.
25:00 <MysteriousShado> Shads is having an emo.
25:00 <MysteriousShado> Nothing new.
25:00 <ChelseaPicard> im with lachlan
25:00 <Picard> Skirmish we can only hope
26:00 <DemonsRun> i see nothing has changed lol
26:00 <MysteriousShado> Nope.
26:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard is still here trying to pickup 15 year olds.
26:00 <MysteriousShado> shads is still a little emo boy.
26:00 <Picard> low dog cunt, stooping to the lowest of lows when you use children to attack me
26:00 <Pete> lol
26:00 <British^Meat> saem dikhedz diffrint dae
26:00 <Pete> woow.
26:00 <Pete> really.
26:00 <Pete> darn Picard
26:00 <DemonsRun> British^Meat!! :)
26:00 <Picard> British^Meat if its so bad why u here?
27:00 <ChelseaPicard> British^Meat is no life 
27:00 <ChelseaPicard> just an old loser like you Picard
27:00 <ness> any chippies in da house???
27:00 <DemonsRun> i thought panda shads and picard all got a life.
27:00 <Skirmish> They are all low lives.  
27:00 <British^Meat> lol
27:00 <DemonsRun> and left here.
27:00 <DemonsRun> god damn
27:00 <British^Meat> help help, im being attacked by two old bald men!
27:00 <MysteriousShado> DemonsRun, hard to get 15 year olds in the real world when you've over 40.
27:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard will never leave.
27:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
27:00 <ChelseaPicard> Picard will never go
27:00 <Skirmish> lol British^Meat
27:00 <ChelseaPicard> only when he buys me a horsey
27:00 <DemonsRun> we can only hope
28:00 <ChelseaPicard> daddy on my lap
28:00 <ChelseaPicard> picard big daddy
28:00 <DemonsRun> would come back more often if they'd fuck off
28:00 <British^Meat> nah the panda shads picard gronk-a-thon jugganaut lives on
28:00 <Pete> lol
28:00 <British^Meat> that train aint ever gonna stop
28:00 <ChelseaPicard> this whole network died due to losers like shads and picard and pandas
28:00 <ChelseaPicard> and the lack of ops who do anything
28:00 <DemonsRun> ^
28:00 <ChelseaPicard> they ban the wrong ppl but dont ban the real shits
28:00 <DemonsRun> all servers have died from it.
28:00 <erlich> ChelseaPicard: what about that looooser plivent?
28:00 <ChelseaPicard> they ran this server into the ground
29:00 <erlich> he's pretty lowlife too aye
29:00 <Pete> all abored.
29:00 <ChelseaPicard> erlich not sure who that is hey
29:00 <Lish> I'm tired
29:00 <erlich> lol
29:00 <erlich> yes, im new to IRC too
29:00 <ChelseaPicard> picard prothero into my little pissy pussy
29:00 <paNdiS> MysteriousShado you ever had this problem bro? https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/1558447_857629394249155_4033740374872771605_n.jpg?oh=c16c38d2d89a7a345cf487d04a245dd1&oe=548DB80C&__gda__=1418190684_27eb4fc297b9dcc0315e642d5817cf7f
29:00 <paNdiS> ahahahaha
29:00 <Lish> Who's ChelseaPicard 
29:00 <Pete> not sure.
29:00 <erlich> plivent
30:00 <erlich> obviously
30:00 <Lish> Oh ok
30:00 <MysteriousShado> Regularly paNdiS.
30:00 <ChelseaPicard> Picard is silent
30:00 <MysteriousShado> It's a painful process. 
30:00 <ChelseaPicard> im here daddy
30:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard is googling comebacks.
30:00 <erlich> doenst matter what nick he has. his choice of words and syntax betrays him
30:00 <MysteriousShado> Please hold.
30:00 <DemonsRun> i feel like blasting b1 like old times. where is the old fart?
30:00 <paNdiS> lolz MS
30:00 <ChelseaPicard> b1 is asleep
30:00 <ChelseaPicard> wanking over me
30:00 <DemonsRun> you wish
30:00 <ChelseaPicard> Picard was my dad but now he is my best friend
30:00 <Skirmish> Look at all these people madly waving around their pork swords slapping each other in the face in their frenzy to attack picard.
31:00 <MysteriousShado> Haha
31:00 <British^Meat> B1 is being silent so he can relinquish his position of #1 chatter, and let #2 chatter take his place
31:00 <British^Meat> or so the stats dictate
31:00 <ChelseaPicard> lollllllllllllll
31:00 <DemonsRun> the fuck is with ChelseaPicard?? Skirmish explain?
31:00 <MysteriousShado> They still do stats here?
31:00 <DemonsRun> who is it? lol
31:00 <British^Meat> check le topic
31:00 <Skirmish> I think they have a crush on Picard that they don't know how to deal with.
31:00 <ChelseaPicard> Skirmish we have a crush on you and your son
32:00 <DemonsRun> ahh righto. so just as feral.
32:00 <ChelseaPicard> daddy dynamite
32:00 <ChelseaPicard> prothero
32:00 <DemonsRun> ugh i cant get this other server to work -.-
32:00 <paNdiS> let's get retarded in here!
32:00 <DemonsRun> it already is
32:00 <paNdiS> a wooo hooo jizz jizz
33:00 <paNdiS> a woo hoo in my ear
33:00 <ChelseaPicard> a wooo hoo in my beer
33:00 <ChelseaPicard> my dad is a horse trainer his name is Picard
33:00 <paNdiS> a woo hoo up a bear
33:00 <ChelseaPicard> a woo hooooooooooo in hereeeeeeeeee
34:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard, are you a horse trainer?
34:00 <paNdiS> xD
34:00 <Skirmish> Why are you all madly ramming your erections into Picard? 
34:00 <DemonsRun> ^
34:00 <MysteriousShado> He loves it.
34:00 <Skirmish> Does he threaten you so much? 
34:00 <ChelseaPicard> i am a horse trainer
34:00 <Loof> toddler devirginizer
35:00 <DemonsRun> Loof stfu
35:00 <ChelseaPicard> Loof is another fuckwit who had to go
35:00 <ChelseaPicard> if only mods/asd did their job
35:00 <Picard> u need to go
35:00 <DemonsRun> quit whinging ChelseaPicard
35:00 <paNdiS> MysteriousShado irl https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/s526x395/10405421_10152679170157731_6576561381247130140_n.jpg?oh=a7ccabe815026a26e93ef32c9c9cb4bd&oe=54919152&__gda__=1418651625_5da362ce921ad4e9fea8fc86f8ae5204
35:00 <paNdiS> LMAO!!!!!!!!!
36:00 <Skirmish> You know you're a fuckwit when you laugh at your own links. 
36:00 <British^Meat> :|
36:00 <MysteriousShado> Isn't giving out peoples pix illegal on here?
36:00 <paNdiS> yer but that pic was your own fault
36:00 <paNdiS> and you know it
36:00 <MysteriousShado> I guess
37:00 <paNdiS> who teh fuck tries to snort than many eccies?
37:00 <paNdiS> :P
37:00 <MysteriousShado> >.>
37:00 <MysteriousShado> <.<
37:00 <paNdiS> xD
37:00 <paNdiS> ^-^
37:00 <paNdiS> fkn net dropped so i had to upload this fkn thing all over again, takes like ten mins
38:00 <paNdiS> n i got movies im dln on pause :*( FML
38:00 <MysteriousShado> Move on from dialup son
38:00 <paNdiS> lol adsl2+
38:00 <paNdiS> but i must be far from the exchange
39:00 <MysteriousShado> 28.8k
39:00 <MysteriousShado> :')
39:00 <paNdiS> ino someone with a like 91mbps
39:00 <paNdiS> mine is 7-8
39:00 <paNdiS> OH FK U
39:00 <paNdiS> pls
39:00 <paNdiS> spidermans MysteriousShado
39:00 <paNdiS> NEXT TIME IT WON'T BE SPIT BABES
40:00 <paNdiS> you had me at slaps
40:00 <MysteriousShado> :')
42:00 <paNdiS> i think im gonna get tipsy on thurs watchin a million ways to die in the west again
43:00 <British^Meat> oh god, are you gonna go mental and threaten to bash ppl again?
43:00 <British^Meat> you'll be on fire by the time i log back on
43:00 <Skirmish> He has to pretend he is tough somehow.
43:00 <British^Meat> found this: http://i.imgur.com/pDucqtc.jpg
43:00 <paNdiS> no
44:00 <paNdiS> dont troll me
44:00 <British^Meat> 21, just above freddy hey Skirmish?
44:00 <paNdiS> so mean :/
44:00 <Maurice> I made 31
44:00 <Maurice> I had hoped top 10
44:00 <British^Meat> i didnt even make it on there :/
44:00 <Skirmish> What is that list?
45:00 <British^Meat> that was the uber loser list
45:00 <milk> whoever wrote that list needs a boyfriend with a bigger dick
45:00 <paNdiS> oh my glob
45:00 <paNdiS> no shit milk
45:00 <couleurs> w00t!!!!!!!!!!!
45:00 <paNdiS> and ppl that save the pic even worse
45:00 <paNdiS> lol
45:00 <Maurice> It was the dickhead list
45:00 <British^Meat> thats it
45:00 <paNdiS> it's shit
45:00 <Doodle> lol@100
45:00 <Doodle> DOODLE
45:00 <couleurs> agreed
46:00 <paNdiS> could have jerked off like fifteen times the time it took to write that
46:00 <British^Meat> serenity had a better version
46:00 <Skirmish> Nobody understands it when Doodle pays out on them.
46:00 <paNdiS> not alone play with my balls while i picked up the pad
46:00 <Skirmish> Goes over their heads.
46:00 <British^Meat> hers was typed out at least
46:00 <Doodle> rather like jetstar
46:00 <paNdiS> who wrote the list?
46:00 <Maurice> If you can't figure out who wrote that, theres something wrong
46:00 <couleurs> agreed
47:00 <Doodle> it was the cat
47:00 <Skirmish> Who wrote that list?
47:00 <Maurice> Bloody cat
47:00 <British^Meat> lol thats what i was gonna say
47:00 <paNdiS> oh Doodle u wrote it?
47:00 <Doodle> my cat's list would just read 0-100 DOODLE
47:00 <milk> meh
47:00 <Doodle> no i didnt write it
47:00 <Doodle> thats girls writing
48:00 <paNdiS> i thought it was written by an irc hater 
48:00 <Maurice> It was written by one person but the list was decided in here
48:00 <British^Meat> indeed
48:00 <British^Meat> remember that day well do i
48:00 <paNdiS> yeah, well, congratulations on a great waste of time.
49:00 <British^Meat> we all came up with the names, but really cant remember who wrote that out and posted it
49:00 <Doodle> yeah khaled
49:00 <Doodle> congrats
49:00 <British^Meat> and serenetys version was better
49:00 <DemonsRun> what list?
50:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Hall and Oates - Kiss On My List.mp3 (3.59MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:55)
50:00 <Maurice> Is paNdiS upset coz he equalled 2nd
51:00 <Maurice> Coz I'd be upset if I had to share my dickhead ranking
51:00 <British^Meat> lol im thinking so
51:00 <British^Meat> infact if you look closely he was equal first
51:00 <British^Meat> i think i got penciled in at 37 on the other one
52:00 <Picard> you should be top 10
52:00 <British^Meat> OOoooooooooooooooooooooooo
53:00 <Picard> firstly because u are a butcher
53:00 <Picard> secondly a pom
53:00 <Picard> matthew gives poms a bad name
53:00 <Doodle> is that what the smell is
53:00 <British^Meat> lol
53:00 <British^Meat> wtf?
53:00 <Picard> dogs love British^Meat
53:00 <British^Meat> is that some kind of weird insult i dont get?
54:00 <British^Meat> did u just call me a butcher?
54:00 <British^Meat> of what? babies?
54:00 <Doodle> lol
54:00 <British^Meat> U fkn carpenter!
54:00 <Doodle> its worse to be called a pom imo
54:00 <British^Meat> lol so weird
54:00 <Picard> u play with sausage all day 
54:00 <Picard> Zade welcome
54:00 <British^Meat> why is he attacking me again?
54:00 <Zade> hello Picard
55:00 <Picard> awwww u fragile little thing
55:00 <British^Meat> stop being such a green grocer Picard
55:00 <paNdiS> lol
55:00 <Maurice> Just stop being a faggot Picard
55:00 <paNdiS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETTyVQrUZt8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
55:00 <Doodle> lol
55:00 <paNdiS> ;)
55:00 <Maurice> You're making my salad taste sad
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How To Make McDonald's French Fries (Aug 23, 2014) 2:33 - Category: Howto & Style - 1,309,340 views - 69,443 likes (94.6%), 3,935 dislikes (5.4%)
55:00 <Doodle> thats like telling a fish not to swim Maurice
55:00 <Maurice> Bloody fish
56:00 <Picard> Maurice wtf?
57:00 <Picard> Lish
57:00 <Lish> Yes
58:00 <Picard> how are u?
58:00 <Lish> I need someone to make me a cup of tea
58:00 <Lish> I'm alright
58:00 <Doodle> YES
58:00 <Lish> Just chillin 
58:00 <Doodle> me too pls
58:00 <Doodle> cup of tea and some oral sex thx
58:00 <Lish> I'm too lazy to get up and do it 
58:00 <Lish> Haha pass on oral sex
58:00 <Picard> make your husband do it
59:00 <Doodle> actually yeah
59:00 <Doodle> might spill my tea
59:00 <Lish> Husband is doing something 
59:00 <Lish> Said he can't haha
59:00 <Maurice> Why would you pass on head
59:00 <Maurice> Weirdos
59:00 <Lish> Hahaha
59:00 <Doodle> inorite
59:00 <paNdiS> rip frenchfry
00:00 <Lish> Tea is pretty awesome though
00:00 <Doodle> not as awesome as a gobby
00:00 <paNdiS> yea but most girls give shit head
00:00 <Doodle> i dont care how much kamahl sings about it
00:00 <paNdiS> they dont watch enough porn
00:00 <paNdiS> they give cheesegrater style head
00:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!
00:00 <Picard> head is overrated
00:00 <Doodle> :/
00:00 <Lish> Hahahaha
00:00 <Doodle> you people are weird
00:00 <Maurice> Spoken like true poofs
00:00 <Lish> Cheese grater style
01:00 <Doodle> amen Maurice
01:00 <Picard> lol
01:00 <paNdiS> like true poofs?
01:00 <British^Meat> y dont u teach em how to do it paNdiS?
01:00 <British^Meat> *chuckles*
01:00 <Maurice> Can I get a hallelujah up in here
01:00 <Doodle> why dont you two go and give each other some head and leave us alone
01:00 <paNdiS> lol Picard
01:00 <Lish> I just want tea and chocolate and I'm happy 
01:00 <Maurice> I want jolly good rogering
01:00 <paNdiS> how is that "spoken like true poofs" ?
01:00 <Picard> like seriously laying there getting my dick sucked forver till i cum aint so great
01:00 <Doodle> gross shut up now
01:00 <paNdiS> Picard what's funny is Picard calling us poofs.
01:00 <Maurice> I no longer want a rogering
01:00 <paNdiS> *Maurice
01:00 <Maurice> My hardon has deflated
01:00 <Doodle> yeh bonerkill
02:00 <Picard> i didnt call anyone a poor u drug fucked cunt
02:00 <Maurice> Is it funny because I'm a poof?
02:00 <Doodle> lol
02:00 <Maurice> Or because Im black
02:00 <Picard> black
02:00 <paNdiS> you're just not funny full stop.
02:00 <Maurice> Racist bastards
02:00 <Picard> we dont like u niggas
02:00 <Doodle> racist bassist
02:00 <Picard> get the fuck back to your bark hut
02:00 <Lish> Don't say niggas
02:00 <paNdiS> but again, I'm sorry for injecting my opinion.
02:00 <paNdiS> :P
02:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Public Enemy - I Don't Want To Be Called Yo Nigga.mp3 (10.06MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 10:59)
03:00 <Picard> so u should be paNdiS
03:00 <paNdiS> spank me father
03:00 <Doodle> funny that the main lyric of this song is yo nigga
03:00 <paNdiS> for i have sinned
03:00 <Picard> i think bruce is about to jump off stage and fuck garry abblett
03:00 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/kkrHYHqChlI
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Don't call me white - Nofx (Feb 29, 2008) 2:35 - Category: Music - 2,901,753 views - likes (96.3%), 234 dislikes (3.7%)
03:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Scatterbrain - Don't Call Me Dude.mp3 (6.01MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:33)
04:00 <Maurice> Sorry dude
04:00 <Doodle> Lish stick the kettle on thx
04:00 <Maurice> Wont happen again
04:00 <Doodle> :o
04:00 <Lish> I'm too lazyyyyy
04:00 <Doodle> i call people dude all the time
05:00 <Doodle> cos i'm mentally 14
05:00 <Picard> Lish make me a coffee please hun
05:00 <Lish> No coffee is gross
05:00 <Lish> And horrible
05:00 <Picard> id ask Maurice but the nigga bitch will steal the kettle
05:00 <Doodle> only if its red
06:00 <Maurice> Only if I can flog it for a goon bag
06:00 <Maurice> Haha I was type that Doodle, but I already have a red one
06:00 <Picard> lol
06:00 <Maurice> Boils faster..
06:00 <Doodle> indeed
06:00 <Doodle> i know this
06:00 <Doodle> fron the time we did it on the bench
06:00 <Doodle> *from
06:00 <Lish> Hmmm 
06:00 <erlich> Lish can you grab a Dr Pepper for me from the cola fridge. thanks
07:00 <Maurice> 3 mins start to finish
07:00 <Lish> Nope
07:00 <Maurice> Longest time ever
07:00 <erlich> or just roll it my way
07:00 <Lish> I shall not
07:00 <erlich> it's perfectly cylindrical
07:00 <Doodle> getting quicker!
07:00 <Lish> Because I only have cherry coke zero
07:00 <erlich> that shall do
07:00 <Lish> It's pretty good actually
07:00 <erlich> yes, it's not too bad
08:00 <Doodle> fuck this brb tea
08:00 <erlich> ive mixed coke and tea before... whn i was young
08:00 <Maurice> Shower for me too please Doodle
08:00 <Maurice> Or shower me
08:00 <ness> i want a shower tooo
09:00 <Picard> please eddie betts ffs
09:00 <erlich> i want a bubble bath. i want someone to make it then walk away and lock the door and leave me to play in there for several hours
09:00 <Picard> these noms for goal of the year are bullshit
10:00 <Picard> well fuck me
13:00 <Skirmish> What is a good quality brand of mobile phone case.
14:00 <bee_girl> For which ph?
14:00 <British^Meat> i got mine from ebay for $6 a few months back
14:00 <Doodle> shower after cup of tea Maurice
14:00 <British^Meat> its busted already
14:00 <British^Meat> id suggest paying good money
14:00 <Doodle> cos otherwise i will spill it
14:00 <Doodle> and it gets all watery
14:00 <Skirmish> bee_girl: Iphone 6 plus
14:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
14:00 <bee_girl> Me too!
14:00 <Maurice> Ok I'll wait
14:00 <bee_girl> Hard to get any aside from the apple one
15:00 <Doodle> Skirmish
15:00 <Doodle> did you buy an iphone
15:00 <Doodle> on purpose
15:00 <Maurice> I'd like to go to the launch of an iphone and just randomly knock them out of peoples hands
15:00 <ness> which one of you idiots bought the new iphone?
15:00 <bee_girl> I got a $10 clear from a shopping centre stand and went to Apple Store today and she asks me where I got my cover? :)
15:00 <Doodle> you've dropped down a couple of rungs on my list if you have i'm afraid
15:00 <bee_girl> Me and skirmish 
15:00 <Skirmish> I've had an iphone for some time now. I have a 5S.  The mrs just got the 6 plus and threw her Galazy Note II in the bin. 
16:00 <ness> i phones are rubbish
16:00 <Doodle> so yes
16:00 <Skirmish> here we go ... 
16:00 <Doodle> its funny how you get a picture of someone and you think theyre intelligent
16:00 <bee_girl> Lol
16:00 <Doodle> then they do something so mind numbingly retarded and that ruins it all
16:00 <Doodle> like buy an iphone
16:00 <paNdiS> oi dad!!!!!!!
16:00 <paNdiS> dad dad dad dad dad!!!
17:00 <Maurice> Now Skirmish is number 19 on the list
17:00 <Doodle> easily
17:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Vengaboys - We're Going To Ibiza.mp3 (2.87MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:08)
18:00 <paNdiS> Picard!!!!!!
19:00 <paNdiS> where is that old windbag
20:00 <Doodle> emptying his colostomy bag
21:00 <paNdiS> again!
22:00 <erlich> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjcpPiJ88HE
22:00 <erlich> oops
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Trance - Sound Of My Dream (Mandarin) (Apr 6, 2011) 3:25 - Category: Music - 193 views views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:00 <erlich> wrong channel
23:00 <ness> lol
23:00 <paNdiS> 12 mins idle
23:00 <paNdiS> Doodle
23:00 <paNdiS> I am concerned for Picard.
23:00 <Doodle> i'm not
23:00 <paNdiS> should we call an ambulance?
23:00 <Doodle> maybe someone ran over him
23:00 <ChelseaPicard> call a wambulance
23:00 <ChelseaPicard> HAHAHAHA
23:00 <paNdiS> k let's order pizza!
23:00 <paNdiS> xD
24:00 <paNdiS> Doodle do u like Parkour?
24:00 <Doodle> nah i hate all french food
24:00 <ness> i want some french fries
24:00 <Doodle> in ur butt?
24:00 <ness> and a french kiss
24:00 <Doodle> on ur butt?
24:00 <ness> maybe with a french man
25:00 <Doodle> weirdo
25:00 <ness> lol
25:00 <TheRiddler> picard is thinking of becoming a ladyboy?
25:00 <ness> let him
25:00 <Doodle> also paNdiS i dont really have feelings on parkour
25:00 <ness> that why he can fuck himself
25:00 <Doodle> haha
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <Doodle> it still wouldnt reach
25:00 <TheRiddler> good 1
26:00 <TheRiddler> imagine a bald blob of a woman with tits and dick
27:00 <TheRiddler> atleast the moo moos would be more suitable
27:00 <ness> i can give him a blonde wig
27:00 <ness> and one of my boobie dresses
28:00 <Doodle> D:
28:00 <paNdiS> now for dinner #nomnomnom
28:00 <ness> plenty of pairs of heels for him as well
28:00 <paNdiS> fk dinner
28:00 <paNdiS> i found a dress for you ness
29:00 <paNdiS> well it's a skirt but yea
29:00 <ness> show me
29:00 <SpanishGuy> Hi
29:00 <ness> hi SpanishGuy
29:00 <TheRiddler> he'd break the heels
30:00 <Doodle> careful SpanishGuy ness goes for the fresh imports
30:00 <paNdiS> i am tinypicn it now
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
30:00 <Doodle> cos they dont know any better
30:00 <SpanishGuy> Hi ness
31:00 <paNdiS> soz laggin coz dln movies
31:00 <ness> lol Doodle
31:00 <paNdiS> aheahaheahe
31:00 <ness> im a sucker for an accent
31:00 <paNdiS> http://i61.tinypic.com/2vt5kwm.jpg
31:00 <paNdiS> N'joy
31:00 <Doodle> hyundai?
31:00 <paNdiS> orly
32:00 <paNdiS> i has an accent
32:00 <ness> hmmm not for me, im not a gypsy
32:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <paNdiS> LOLZ
32:00 <paNdiS> id so wear it!
34:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Whats that dress/skirt? Do want
34:00 <p1card> picard was my dad
37:00 <paNdiS> TOO BAD
37:00 <paNdiS> lols
37:00 <p1card> but he's still my daddy
37:00 <British^Meat> The only accent you have paNdiS is a housos bogan one
38:00 <p1card> lol
38:00 <p1card> pandas got bashed with a vb bottle in his own home
42:00 <ness> its sooooo friggen cold damn it
44:00 <paNdiS> no I didn't
44:00 <paNdiS> and I don't have a houso bogan accent
44:00 <paNdiS> I have a welsh aus accent.
44:00 <paNdiS> and proud of it.
44:00 <ness> what is a welsh accent like
44:00 <British^Meat> pfft
45:00 <ness> i've never dated a welshman
45:00 <British^Meat> i highly doubt it
45:00 <British^Meat> after all the nonsence you've spouted b4 i doubt u are from wales
45:00 <British^Meat> im sure your mum and heriatage are
45:00 <British^Meat> but yourself, highly doubtful
45:00 <paNdiS> well a cardiff accent is closer to an english accent than a deep welsh accent
46:00 <paNdiS> I met a welsh chick with a full deep welsh accent it was O_O
46:00 <paNdiS> nonsense*
46:00 <Doodle> did she have a deep welsh vagina as well
46:00 <ness> i cant think of what a welsh accent is like
46:00 <paNdiS> um
47:00 <SpanishGuy> hard to say
47:00 <British^Meat> think of that fat fag from little britian
47:00 <Doodle> think of daffyd thomas
47:00 <British^Meat> that last gay in the village
47:00 <Doodle> the only gay in the village
47:00 <British^Meat> bwahah
47:00 <Doodle> lol
47:00 <paNdiS> my cousin told me (at the airport seeing him off) that I sound proper English
47:00 <paNdiS> rofl
47:00 <paNdiS> gay
47:00 <p1card> nobody has a welsh aussie accent
47:00 <p1card> you are not even born in australia dickhead
47:00 <p1card> you are chinese for all we know
47:00 <Doodle> i know someone with a welsh corgi will that do
47:00 <British^Meat> so you're from cardiff are ya?
48:00 <p1card> British^Meat he's a loser ignore him
48:00 <p1card> he is a south australian born snowtown idiot
48:00 <British^Meat> id rather he backed up this claim :/
48:00 <paNdiS> I really don't need you guys trolling me with your bullshit.
48:00 <British^Meat> oh its ok, he's not gonna
48:00 <p1card> as usual
48:00 <paNdiS> I have nothing to prove to you, that'd just be a waste of time.
48:00 <p1card> paNdiS stop being paranoid
48:00 <British^Meat> figured as much
48:00 <p1card> nobody is trolling you
48:00 <paNdiS> why can't you let ness speak
48:00 <British^Meat> lol
48:00 <p1card> not 1 peson on this server likes you idiot
49:00 <p1card> fuck off
49:00 <British^Meat> stopdropping nicks
49:00 <British^Meat> sheesh u always do that
49:00 <paNdiS> "dropping nicks"
49:00 <paNdiS> this isnt a bikie gang
49:00 <p1card> fuck off josh
49:00 <British^Meat> what the even?
49:00 <paNdiS> saying that everyone on this server hates me is silly.
49:00 <p1card> its not
49:00 <p1card> name 1 person who likes you paNdiS
49:00 <p1card> do it right now go on
50:00 <British^Meat> BlackDevil
50:00 <paNdiS> paNdiS likes me.
50:00 <p1card> if you can do it i will never abuse you ever
50:00 <p1card> ever again
50:00 <paNdiS> don't drop names British^Meat
50:00 <paNdiS> lol
50:00 <Skirmish> Is anyone aware of a charging dock for PS3 controllers that plugs into AC power aside from the Nyko one? 
50:00 <ness> shut up picard
50:00 <paNdiS> naem droppah!
50:00 <British^Meat> nyko?
50:00 <p1card> yes Skirmish
50:00 <p1card> you can get one from eb games for very cheap
50:00 <paNdiS> soz ness I'll tell you more some other time when im not being trolled like a prostitute
50:00 <British^Meat> oh, sorry i read that wrong
50:00 <p1card> the company starts with B
50:00 <p1card> blutek or something
50:00 <British^Meat> [21:20] <paNdiS> soz ness I'll tell you more some other time when im not being trolled like a prostitute
50:00 <p1card> i have one
50:00 <Maurice> We have one Skirmish
50:00 <British^Meat> Its daily now dood :)
50:00 <Skirmish> That plug into the wall, not the USB port on the PS3.
51:00 <Maurice> 100 bucks and i'll post it over
51:00 <p1card> yeh wall power
51:00 <British^Meat> she'll have to meet u in another chan
51:00 <p1card> not usb
51:00 <paNdiS> yes
51:00 <paNdiS> quite
51:00 <p1card> it charges 2 ps3 controllers
51:00 <paNdiS> it is daily
51:00 <Skirmish> https://dstore.com.au/buy/nyko-dual-slot-charging-cradle-83100-16660524
51:00 <p1card> i got one for my wii too
51:00 <British^Meat> none that im aware Skirmish
51:00 <p1card> i bought them in 2010 and 2012
51:00 <paNdiS> I've come to the conclusion that there must be something wrong with you guys
51:00 <p1card> paid like 20 bucks each
51:00 <British^Meat> probs just use a USB cord and an ac adapter
51:00 <paNdiS> to abuse me daily.
51:00 <p1card> not very good quality but. quite shit but it works if you can fiddle
51:00 <p1card> and works 100%
51:00 <p1card> just needs some fiddling like paNdiS fiddles lee's kids
51:00 <Sani> lol
52:00 <British^Meat> ah well paNdiS, keep belivin that
52:00 <British^Meat> we're all the problem, not you
52:00 <British^Meat> carry on
52:00 <Skirmish> https://ebgames.com.au/ps3-150022-Energizer-Dual-Charger-PlayStation-3   <----- This one?
52:00 <British^Meat> y ac and not usb Skirmish?
52:00 <Sani> hows u all?
52:00 <paNdiS> best movie
52:00 <Skirmish> One USB port is taken for the bluetooth dongle for the headphones and I want to use the other one to charge the headphones.
53:00 <British^Meat> ahh
53:00 <British^Meat> i got like a squillion usb devices
53:00 <Picard> wat did i miss
53:00 <British^Meat> tv, pc, wii, ps3
53:00 <Sani> element owes me 2000$
53:00 <ness> actually i laughed at big brother just then.  was awesome
53:00 <British^Meat> just bung it in one of those
53:00 <Maurice> I heard if you put them in the microwave you can charge them that way
54:00 <British^Meat> got a usb fridge?
54:00 <paNdiS> you missed shads Picard
54:00 <Picard> good.
55:00 <paNdiS> i was gonna show u a vid of ash in japan doin parkour with gooks but u werent here.
55:00 <paNdiS> lols
55:00 <paNdiS> gooks
55:00 <paNdiS> ahahaha
56:00 <paNdiS> anyway I thought I'd give you something to laugh about Picard and show you the top and pants im ordering tomorrow..
57:00 <Skirmish> Has anyone bought a chromecast yet? 
58:00 <Mew> a whatnow
58:00 <ness> show us paNdiS
59:00 <British^Meat> I hope they are brand names!
59:00 <British^Meat> brand names are the BEST!
59:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.9news.com.au/world/2014/09/22/10/43/woman-undergoes-surgery-to-add-third-breast
59:00 <TheRiddler> add a 3rd breast mew :p
59:00 <Skirmish> Mew: A dongle that plugs into your tv's HDMI port and lets you stream what you are doing on your phone/tablet to the tv. 
00:00 <Picard> British^Meat is K Mart a brand name?
00:00 <partay> theres no room for mew to have a third boob
00:00 <partay> Picard has 4 boobs
00:00 <TheRiddler> come on bonts!
01:00 <TheRiddler> oh wait
01:00 <TheRiddler> mark
01:00 <TheRiddler> not goal
01:00 <British^Meat> hmm yes i guess kmart would be a brand
01:00 <Picard> nasty gay cunt
01:00 <Picard> why are gays so emo?
01:00 <ness> who won the Brownlow
01:00 <Picard> Watson
01:00 <Picard> by one vote
01:00 <ness> who is Watson?
02:00 <Picard> Jobe Watson, essendon
02:00 <TheRiddler> it's still going
02:00 <TheRiddler> stfu Picard
02:00 <TheRiddler> this is not 2012
02:00 <Picard> oh shit im watching the 2012 brownlow
02:00 <MakeMeLaugh> hello! can sm1 pls tell me the command for registering nik etc for first time connection?
02:00 <TheRiddler> it's going to be kennedy
02:00 <MakeMeLaugh> helping my lovely friend to join mIRC
02:00 <Picard> MakeMeLaugh if u are here u have already registered
02:00 <MakeMeLaugh> not for me
02:00 <MakeMeLaugh> for my friend
02:00 <MakeMeLaugh> i have forgotten
03:00 <Picard> ./help register
03:00 <MakeMeLaugh> ok thank youuuuu xx
03:00 <Picard> i think lol
03:00 <Maurice> ./msg nickop register nick password
03:00 <Maurice> Or password nick, I can never remember
03:00 <British^Meat> ./s register stuff
04:00 <British^Meat> u could have totes trolled that dood
04:00 <British^Meat> damn squares
04:00 <Mew> thats so hip
04:00 <Maurice> Hip and happening in a far out way
06:00 <British^Meat> MakeMeLaugh all new commers have to first join #cats
06:00 <British^Meat> If you can make it out of there you are allowed to IRC
06:00 <Picard> lol
06:00 <Lumeah> hahaha
06:00 <Lumeah> noooo
06:00 <Lumeah> thats Melboune :P
07:00 <Lumeah> you get invited into cats :P
07:00 <British^Meat> oh wot
07:00 <British^Meat> i never got one
07:00 <Picard> Lumeah goes anywhere she thinks she can find a lover
07:00 <ness> bed time peeps......tired as
08:00 <Picard> night ness
10:00 <couleurs> xbox sux ps ruels
10:00 <TheRiddler> I've decided on a ps4
10:00 <Picard> aisha is cute for a kiwi
11:00 <TheRiddler> I'll get the white bundle
11:00 <TheRiddler> with destiny
12:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/3O4DVpE.jpg
12:00 <couleurs> u rok
12:00 <couleurs> c u @ fifa men utd
12:00 <milk> hey
12:00 <Mew> miiiiiilk
12:00 <Picard> BB is a prick
13:00 <Picard> what a cunts act
13:00 <paNdiS> that show is just shit
14:00 <Picard> u are shit
14:00 <paNdiS> MY NAME IS FRANK SIDEBOTTOM MOTHER!
14:00 <paNdiS> I am?
14:00 <British^Meat> So. Tired. Of. Hearing. Destiny!
14:00 <Picard> yes.
15:00 <paNdiS> it's just not a show I like is all
16:00 <TheRiddler> dangerfield is behind ablett by 1
17:00 <TheRiddler> then it's fyfe priddis and kennedy on 20
17:00 <milk> https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/1635183872/h1CC2636F/
19:00 <Picard> TheRiddler who wins?
20:00 <TheRiddler> fyfe now leads by 1
20:00 <Picard> he cant win
21:00 <TheRiddler> I'm going kennedy
21:00 <British^Meat> Sub-Zero Wins!
21:00 <Picard> no
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <Picard> Watson
24:00 <TheRiddler> stfu
24:00 <paNdiS> MK10 soon
24:00 <paNdiS> raiden is BACK
25:00 <TheRiddler> priddis now leads
25:00 <Picard> no shit
25:00 <TheRiddler> no wait
25:00 <paNdiS> "But no, no. I spent a lot of time in a Psychiatric Hospital. I was labelled as severely mentally ill.. I used to fuck mannequins."
25:00 <Picard> dangerfield
25:00 <TheRiddler> behind 1 by fyfe
25:00 <paNdiS> Frank <3
25:00 <paNdiS> couleurs!!!!!!!!
25:00 <paNdiS> this movie is ace :P
26:00 <Picard> who cares about Fyfe, you do realise he cannot win
27:00 <couleurs> told u
27:00 <paNdiS> :P ino
28:00 <paNdiS> can't wait for the next film you suggest
28:00 <paNdiS> just not SMurfs 2 ok :P
28:00 <couleurs> smurfs is good but smurfs 2 sux
28:00 <paNdiS> :P
28:00 <TheRiddler> I couldn't get passed 10mins of smurfs
29:00 <paNdiS> did you like Edge of Tomorrow you guys?
29:00 <Picard> why not, you are a muppet
29:00 <TheRiddler> haven't seen it
29:00 <paNdiS> I was really surprised, it's one of his best sci fi films
29:00 <TheRiddler> .
29:00 <paNdiS> and based on a Japanese short film or story, i forget
30:00 <paNdiS> I think Japanese.
30:00 <paNdiS> maybe a manga
31:00 <Picard> lol poor fyfe
31:00 <paNdiS> You know what my dad said to me Picard
31:00 <milk> http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/559825079555828764/525128D71394F8B62DA6C4FF815142C0B9B0F98F/
31:00 <TheRiddler> priddis won
31:00 <paNdiS> when I was a kid
32:00 <TheRiddler> or
32:00 <Picard> what
32:00 <TheRiddler> franklin could win
32:00 <TheRiddler> kennedy is out
32:00 <paNdiS> he was drinking and he says; "Josh, you know why I never quit drinking?"
32:00 <Picard> no he wont
32:00 <paNdiS> I said "Why daddy?"
32:00 <TheRiddler> franklin is on 20
32:00 <paNdiS> he said "Because I'm not a fucking quitter!"
32:00 <TheRiddler> wait
32:00 <paNdiS> and gave me a drink.
32:00 <Picard> lol
32:00 <Picard> loser
32:00 <paNdiS> ahahaha
32:00 <paNdiS> :P
32:00 <TheRiddler> he didn't play the last round
32:00 <TheRiddler> he's out too
33:00 <Picard> yep
33:00 <TheRiddler> priddis won
33:00 <Picard> poor buddy
34:00 <Picard> could be a tie
34:00 <Picard> 3 way tie
35:00 <TheRiddler> only dangerfield
35:00 <Picard> y
35:00 <TheRiddler> last port game was against freo
36:00 <Picard> yep
36:00 <TheRiddler> unless boak was a stand out he wont poll more than 2
36:00 <John_Howard> http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8juju9kE71rq3b5ko1_500.jpg
36:00 <Picard> cant remember
38:00 <Picard> hows fyfe  feeling lol
43:00 <Picard> shows the umpires dont know much about the game
43:00 <John_Howard> As an Australian, I feel that we should implement policies that reflect our Christian heritage and fundamental association with the UK and the United States.
44:00 <Picard> i agree John_Howard
44:00 <Picard> fuck these muslim cunts off
44:00 <Picard> you dont want to live like an aussie fuck off
45:00 <paNdiS> that's a little uhhh
45:00 <paNdiS> bit of an uninformed thing to express
45:00 <paNdiS> this is, afterall, a multicultural society
45:00 <paNdiS> and there's no standard to living like an aussie
46:00 <paNdiS> the definition doesn't exist dude
47:00 <Picard> fuck multiculturalism
48:00 <paNdiS> it's what built this nation
48:00 <TheRiddler> Australia would be fucked without multiculturalism
49:00 <Picard> paNdiS dont tell me you support these muslim cunts and them trying to make australia like the country they left?
49:00 <paNdiS> people of non caucasian ethnicities have been here for over a hundred years
49:00 <paNdiS> the arabs, chinese
49:00 <paNdiS> to name two.
49:00 <slower> look at any country,  multiculturalisim has not worked all that well
49:00 <paNdiS> I have no problem with Muslims
49:00 <Picard> i have no problem with most muslima
49:00 <Picard> muslims
49:00 <Picard> just a problem with these cunts who want to kill christains
50:00 <British^Meat> christians are idiots
50:00 <British^Meat> gosh
50:00 <TheRiddler> why?
50:00 <paNdiS> 99.9% (to be a dick and give a percentage) are decent, law abiding folk that want to take advantage of a free society to live out their lives, raise their children etc.
50:00 <Picard> so we kill them?
50:00 <TheRiddler> christians had no problem with killing muslims
50:00 <Picard> paNdiS im agreeing with you on that
50:00 <slower> two people at work, who are english, say that england has changed, its not england any more
50:00 <TheRiddler> are you a hypocrite?
50:00 <paNdiS> Christians have killed more people than any other religious group in history. Picard.
50:00 <TheRiddler> yes you are
51:00 <paNdiS> Yeah I'm not arguing with you dad.
51:00 <Picard> im not a christian, in my opinion there is no god
51:00 <Tuftoy> slower it has one of the biggest muslim population in europe
51:00 <Picard> Tuftoy thats why its fucked
51:00 <TheRiddler> we're a island in the middle of shit
51:00 <paNdiS> then you would like the song Velvet Acid Christ - There Is No God
51:00 <British^Meat> slower im sure ppl were saying that 50 yrs ago also
51:00 <Tuftoy> lol everywhere is fucked hey
51:00 <TheRiddler> it'd be like killing the economy 
51:00 <paNdiS> Everywhere is the opposite of fucked.
52:00 <paNdiS> this is an experiement, never before witnessed [as we know it] in the entire universe
52:00 <paNdiS> I think it's fucking brilliant.
52:00 <Tuftoy> what kind of experiement are we talking about?
52:00 <British^Meat> i dont know wot he's on about either...
52:00 <Picard> i hope we blow these ISIS cunts off the map
53:00 <British^Meat> isis yes, muslims, no
53:00 <Picard> isis are muslims
53:00 <Picard> im not saying they are all bad
53:00 <paNdiS> Islamic State have built hospitals, schools, free clinics etc.
53:00 <Picard> just a small percentage
53:00 <Tuftoy> that just originated out of nowhere
53:00 <Picard> isis are very wealthy
53:00 <Picard> they will be hard to eradicate
53:00 <paNdiS> people say Islamic State these days..
54:00 <Tuftoy> lets not forget Bush promised to bring democracy to Iraq, where the f is it?
54:00 <Picard> lol
54:00 <paNdiS> and the Taliban will most likely become allies with them.
54:00 <Picard> if they left westerners alone we should just let the cunts kill themselves
54:00 <paNdiS> which would benifit Pakistan greatly
54:00 <paNdiS> and ISI especially.
54:00 <Tuftoy> isn't that what the west has been doing?
55:00 <Picard> beheading people isnt a good look
55:00 <paNdiS> Lethal Injection in Texas is?
55:00 <paNdiS> Those journos chose to put their lives in danger
55:00 <Picard> fuck off paNdiS
56:00 <slower> Picard its the westerners who wont leave them alone to themself, we reap what we saw
56:00 <paNdiS> you write your suicide letter with a kiss goodbye and hope you don't die.
56:00 <Picard> lol
56:00 <Picard> paNdiS u dont agree with the death penalty?
56:00 <paNdiS> Yeah, well Picard, I like to read. I don't kick back with a VB and watch Seven Evening News
56:00 <paNdiS> on the contrary
56:00 <paNdiS> I do
56:00 <Picard> no do i
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> my niggas
57:00 <paNdiS> and I believe it should be re-instated in Australia for severe crimes
57:00 <Tuftoy> whats up g
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> my turban is dirty
57:00 <paNdiS> the only down side is that every now and then an innocent person dies, but that's collateral.
57:00 <Tuftoy> collateral damage 
57:00 <paNdiS> no not collateral damage.
58:00 <Picard> rapist, murderers and pedos should be put to death
58:00 <Picard> and drug dealers
58:00 <slower> and people who dont park properly
59:00 <Tuftoy> wow what a big crime, not parking properly
59:00 <paNdiS> in any case dude, to vex IS etc., that Kim whoever North Korean
59:00 <paNdiS> is just begging for retaliation.
59:00 <Picard> yes slower that pisses me off too
00:00 <paNdiS> yer
00:00 <paNdiS> wow
00:00 <Picard> paNdiS u are talking dribble now, take a time out
00:00 <slower> lol Tuftoy thought i was serious
00:00 <paNdiS> that's a abrupt breakaway from topic
00:00 <paNdiS> that's just what people like you say Picard.
01:00 <paNdiS> You can't inject your own opinion
01:00 <Picard> hush paNdiS
01:00 <paNdiS> you've got to see things from sun's angle.
01:00 <Picard> go away for 5 minutes
01:00 <paNdiS> suns*
01:00 <Tuftoy> lol
01:00 <Picard> sons*
01:00 <paNdiS> sun
01:00 <matrix> Does he ever shut up
01:00 <paNdiS> as in the sun
01:00 <Picard> matrix sadly no
02:00 <paNdiS> sorry if that's above your heads.
02:00 <paNdiS> It's okay to be an ignorant fool
02:00 <Maurice> I thought you two were bum buddies earlier
02:00 <Maurice> How quickly you turn on each other
02:00 <matrix> Who was who's bum buddy
02:00 <Maurice> Picard and paNdiS
02:00 <paNdiS> and type out uninformed opinions.
02:00 <matrix> Oh 
02:00 <paNdiS> stfu we love eachother he's my father.
02:00 <matrix> Picard changed his mind again???
03:00 <Picard> lol
03:00 <Picard> i just think he needs a time out
03:00 <slower> from where i sit, something creepy about their relationship
03:00 <Picard> he starts to go off topic
04:00 <Picard> im his mentor
04:00 <partay> pridis
04:00 <matrix> Slower: there is just something creepy full stop
04:00 <Picard> trying to keep him on a straight path
04:00 <paNdiS> I didn't go off topic.
04:00 <paNdiS> you didn't understand what I was saying, just be honest.
04:00 <paNdiS> there's no shame in it.
04:00 <Picard> you started to rant'
04:00 <John_Howard> Together as a nation, we need to build our strength and work towards an outcome that will be beneficial to all people. Accordingly I have signed into legislation increased ASIO powers for detaining suspected terrorists. However we need your help, if you see something that is unusual or might be a risk, call the National Security Hotline on 1800 1234 00.
05:00 <Maurice> Hey partay, show us ya meat monster
05:00 <partay> he's resting
05:00 <Picard> report paNdiS
06:00 <Picard> he is a threat
07:00 <Picard> k im off to fuck the wife
07:00 <Picard> want pics?
07:00 <partay> ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
07:00 <paNdiS> I didn't rant
07:00 <partay> that now thats off 
07:00 <paNdiS> I simply offered you information
07:00 <Picard> partgay i now u wanna wank over my cock pics
07:00 <matrix> I think it is time for me to leave
07:00 <Picard> lnow\
07:00 <partay> yes ok you fat ugly prick
07:00 <matrix> That's gross even for you Picard
07:00 <Picard> ohh ffs
07:00 <Picard> fucking my wife is gross?
08:00 <Picard> wtf?
08:00 <partay> fuck off already\
08:00 <matrix> No wanting partay to walk over your cock
08:00 <matrix> Wank
08:00 <Picard> he loves me
08:00 <matrix> That is bordering on weirdness
08:00 <Picard> obsessed actually
08:00 <Maurice> I imagine it's gross for your wife
08:00 <Picard> probaly
08:00 <Picard> she doesnt get a choice
09:00 <partay> i bet she doesnt
09:00 <Picard> its part of the pre-nup, i get sex anytime i ask up to 4 times a week
10:00 <Picard> so the bitch does as i ask
10:00 <Thoth> Shut the fuck up paNdiS
10:00 <partay> Maurice and yes my meat is your meat
11:00 <Maurice> Hot
12:00 <Vagisil> anyone got a dorrah for the bus
15:00 <matrix> Who else was disturbed by the woman that fingered the staffy up the are to save her dog......
15:00 <matrix> Sure she saved the dog but still
15:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
15:00 <matrix> Oh haven't you heard it....
16:00 <Vagisil> lol u have to do that with heaps of dogs
16:00 <Vagisil> pop their bum cherry thing
17:00 <partay> Maurice you have all my nudes
17:00 <British^Meat> what the?
17:00 <Maurice> I made a collage partay
17:00 <Maurice> Then got it laminated for easy cleaning
18:00 <partay> you too
18:00 <DemonsRun> Bastardly_One you old fart.
18:00 <matrix> Http://www.3aw.com.au/blogs/3aw-generic-blog/owner-lifts-a-finger-to-save-her-dog/20140922-3gaev.html
19:00 <British^Meat> lol wtf
19:00 <British^Meat> ive never heard of such a thing
19:00 <ashleighXtrinity> I heard a similar story
19:00 <partay> unlike picard, i really am off to fuck the wife 
19:00 <matrix> She read a story striking a lighter under a dog's arse will make It stop attacking.  She didn't have a lighter so she shoved her finger up It's arse
19:00 <British^Meat> to stop a dog attack u finger it
19:00 <British^Meat> wow
19:00 <matrix> She was on the project too
19:00 <British^Meat> and why is it always staffys?
19:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Except it was simba who put his finger in b1's bum to get him off of British^Meat
19:00 <British^Meat> damn i hate those dogs
20:00 <British^Meat> i dont think im b1's type
20:00 <matrix> You got to make sure you finger it up the arse bm
20:00 <matrix> Not anywhere else
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that's funny though 
21:00 <matrix> Anyway.    I will leave you with that one for now
21:00 <matrix> Ciao all
21:00 <Vagisil> yeah theres this thing i gotta google it
21:00 <Bastardly_One> hey ashleigh ... did you stalk psyber tonight
21:00 <Vagisil> u gotta pinch the dogs bumbhole
21:00 <Vagisil> otherwise they die
21:00 <Bastardly_One> he's going on like you did 
21:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Yep
21:00 <British^Meat> do i have to carry some lube around with me? or just go in dry?
22:00 <Vagisil> lol
22:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Ok paNdiS what about them?
23:00 <Nnick> dont make everyone want to vomit Jamie
23:00 <paNdiS> you wanted to know
23:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently look like a homeless junky
23:00 <Bastardly_One> according to him
23:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Ohhh I did too. Thanks
23:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vywTCnjKX4k
23:00 <Vagisil> there u go
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How to "express your little dogs anal glands"! UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL (Apr 10, 2010) 0 - Category: Pets & Animals - 1,325,526 views - likes dislikes
23:00 <paNdiS> netimez
24:00 <British^Meat> no
24:00 <British^Meat> no i dont go
24:00 <British^Meat> ever
24:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, yeah you have to finger puppies sometimes
24:00 <Bastardly_One> to make sure they can poo
24:00 <Bastardly_One> true story
24:00 <Vagisil> yehahh
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I wandered but yeah 
24:00 <Vagisil> makes for a great saturday nigiht
24:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Ewee
24:00 <Bastardly_One> same with human babis
24:00 <Bastardly_One> *babies
25:00 <ashleighXtrinity> I dont think thats true
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is 
25:00 <paNdiS> oh wrong Bastardly_One
25:00 <Bastardly_One> go look up how to get rid of baby constipation
25:00 <Bastardly_One> stick a finger up there and wiggle it ... so the story goes
25:00 <Nnick> typical
25:00 <paNdiS> well we didn't have that problem.
25:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Its like maths
25:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Just work it out with a pencil
26:00 <paNdiS> lolol
26:00 <Bastardly_One> she has a point
27:00 <paNdiS> can we not talk about fingering babies arses.
27:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Fine.
28:00 <Vagisil> dogs.
28:00 <Vagisil> not babies.
28:00 <Vagisil> fuck babies
28:00 <Vagisil> babies r reserved for rolf
28:00 <paNdiS> yer, make it worse.
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I
29:00 <Nnick> irc where all the babu fingerers meet up
29:00 <Bastardly_One> am about to top it off
29:00 <Maurice> I have never once put a finger in my childrens butts
29:00 <Maurice> Thats just weird
29:00 <ashleighXtrinity> I dont think he does it to fix constipation
29:00 <Bastardly_One> what is better than an 8yr old?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> two 4yr olds
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, it's a wog thing
29:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Whats so good about twenty eight year olds?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> far as I know
29:00 <Nnick> no it isn't
29:00 <ashleighXtrinity> There are twenty of them
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't fucking know
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I read it somewhere that was serious
30:00 <Nnick> its a pedo thing
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... agreed it's a bit wrong
31:00 <Vagisil> October is baby anal expressing month
31:00 <Nnick> brax why do you call yourself pete when your name is Jason
31:00 <Vagisil> head to your local liberal mp for more information
31:00 <Nnick> you're not fooling anyone ortega
31:00 <Vagisil> ya mum
32:00 <Maurice> Probably for the same reason I call myself Maurice but my name is Marcel
32:00 <Vagisil> isnt Nnick the dude that got dumped after he fucked his mrs belly button
32:00 <Bastardly_One> except you're a shit mime
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I can hear you
32:00 <Maurice> Shut your neck
32:00 <Bastardly_One> say please
33:00 <Nnick> I have never bern dumped by a girlfriend
33:00 <Vagisil> boyfriend then
33:00 <Nnick> you sir are confused
33:00 <ashleighXtrinity> He was very specific when he said 'girlfriend'
33:00 <Vagisil> lol
34:00 <Nnick> sounds like a dog fucker to me
34:00 <ashleighXtrinity> That doesnt include male partners, pets, farm animals, family, plants, single-celled organisms
34:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Food, furniture, machinery etx
34:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Etc*
34:00 <Bastardly_One> what's wrong with fucking the couch?
35:00 <Vagisil> This is pretty fucking boring.. just saying
35:00 <Vagisil> Lets party like its 930pm in #melbourne.
35:00 <Vagisil> *everyone dies*
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and rock mellons?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> well? I'm waiting ashleigh
35:00 <Bastardly_One> what's wrong with fucking furniture and food?
35:00 <Vagisil> i bought a penis for a dollar
35:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Nothing, nothing. We've all been there.
35:00 <Bastardly_One> just checking
36:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Night
37:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck this game 
38:00 <Nnick>  It's all  you can get Jamie
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't craft these jammers during a mission
38:00 <Bastardly_One> oh its Saemon
38:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up simple simon 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Nnick is a shit name
39:00 <Nnick> I am not saemon you old snake.
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you are
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I know your IP dipshit
40:00 <British^Meat> oh dear
40:00 <British^Meat> another character hey saemon?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
40:00 <Nnick> you dont know anything old man
40:00 <Vagisil> i know your mum
40:00 <Nnick> no dan
40:00 <Vagisil> fuck you and ur ip
41:00 <Nnick> im not saemon at all
41:00 <Vagisil> i know your icq u dog
41:00 <British^Meat> :P
41:00 <Student> Bastardly_One hours started 
41:00 <British^Meat> u know names
41:00 <Maurice> Fuck off waix
41:00 <Vagisil> and your ripv3
41:00 <Vagisil> lol
41:00 <British^Meat> cant see it being beagle...
41:00 <British^Meat> too coherant
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Nnick is Saemon
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the end
41:00 <Nnick> haha you old fool
41:00 <British^Meat> dont remember simple saemon ever knowing my name....
42:00 <[[\^alienated_Romeo> WweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeee333333Dd
42:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... yeah 
42:00 <British^Meat> so could be an old adelaidesa'er
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw that 
42:00 <Nnick> that is because he doesn't
42:00 <Bastardly_One> my bad
42:00 <Nnick> jamie at it again
42:00 <Nnick> know it all know nothing
42:00 <British^Meat> can think of one or two ppl..
43:00 <Vagisil> fuck its hot
43:00 <Nnick> vagisil needs to give his fat wife a wash I can smell her from here
43:00 <Nnick> hey Benji
43:00 <Vagisil> lol
43:00 <British^Meat> R U Element?
43:00 <Vagisil> hiiiiiiiiiiiii
43:00 <Vagisil> thats her rotting corpse
43:00 <Maurice> He might need to wash himself
43:00 <Nnick> I'm not David
43:00 <Vagisil> i upgraded to cock
44:00 <British^Meat> Are you shaun?
44:00 <British^Meat> (lol i just picked a random name)
44:00 <Vagisil> *double dick facepalm*
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the people that use my name are very limited
44:00 <Nnick> You're repulsive Ben.
44:00 <Bastardly_One> just fucking tell us ... we're curious more than crying
44:00 <Vagisil> lol
44:00 <Vagisil> had to bury her
44:00 <Vagisil> wouldnt fit in the furnace
45:00 <Nnick> I don't need to tell you anything old timer.
45:00 <British^Meat> i used to love her, but i had to kill her
45:00 <Bastardly_One> is Vagisil waix?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> even his own sister floss hates him
45:00 <Vagisil> welcome to 2014
45:00 <Bastardly_One> why come back spastic?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone despises you ... even your own sister
45:00 <Vagisil> lol.. thats not news
45:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> baby did you forget to take your meds
46:00 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl, long time no see
46:00 <British^Meat> [[\^alienated_Romeo has heaps of nicks
46:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhh
46:00 <Bastardly_One> when he comes back 
46:00 <NightOwl1> Yes what a surprise.
46:00 <Bastardly_One> don't talk to him if you can avoid it 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Romeo I mean 
47:00 <British^Meat> i dont get it, how can he chat and then ping out for 121 seconds?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I just go silent ... works well
47:00 <Student> hot
47:00 <Bastardly_One> someone flooded him I'd say
47:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> :)
47:00 <British^Meat> oh
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oh there you are 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
47:00 <British^Meat> trickster
47:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> weeeed
47:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> coffeeeeeeee toooo
48:00 <Bastardly_One> why am I playing Watch_Dogs?
48:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> --
48:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> why ?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> it's honestly not that good ... on the PS3 anyway
48:00 <Maurice> Why did you underscore it :/
48:00 <Bastardly_One> it has the underscore in the title
48:00 <Bastardly_One> to be cool maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
48:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> --i like ps3 why you not also like it?
48:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> lets follow the cops back home
49:00 <Nnick> because hes a boring old faggot
49:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> i ate sushi today yum yum
49:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> anyone high?
49:00 <Vagisil> sushi is so 1995
49:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> mmm
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you're so 1995 waix
49:00 <Vagisil> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> please die
49:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> hehe
49:00 <Vagisil> no :)
49:00 <Nnick> 1995lbs
49:00 <Vagisil> LOL
49:00 <Vagisil> in the left tit
50:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> vagisil what did you get up to today?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> next time the bro in law goes to Albany I'm going with him
50:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> i went food shopping
50:00 <Vagisil> lol
50:00 <Vagisil> wrong direction :)
50:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> 1959
51:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> 1659
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll say hello to TheRiddler visit your sister and invite her to your death
51:00 <Vagisil> my sisters in barker for starters
51:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> death is a lie
51:00 <Vagisil> and 2nd... big deal
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you calling your sister a dog?
51:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> 2nd
51:00 <Vagisil> im like.. 3500km from albany lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> never seen her pic so I can't tell if she's a barker or not
51:00 <Nnick> mouny baker.  you silly old coot
51:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhh 
51:00 <Nnick> Mount barker
51:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> we should share 1st and second place
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I know who Nnick is now
52:00 <Bastardly_One> coot gave it away 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you cunt :D
52:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> oh no there goes Mew
52:00 <Nnick>  no you dont
52:00 <Vagisil> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I do ... 
52:00 <Nnick> you have no clue
52:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> it's in the water baby
52:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> anyone had coffee today?
52:00 <Vagisil> nah hate the shit
52:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> i had 1
52:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> ok mmm
53:00 <Bastardly_One> coffee would be what the urine of Satan tastes like I'd imagine
53:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> do you like beer? or spirits?
53:00 <Thoth> Shut the fuck up paNdiS
53:00 <Vagisil> yeh proper beer
53:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> ah okay cool
53:00 <Vagisil> and proper spirits
53:00 <Vagisil> not the garbage bali shit
54:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> so what's on the menu?
54:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> pehaps a deep fried shark?
54:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> perhaps a deep fried shark?
54:00 <Vagisil> fuckin food truck hasnt come in yet
54:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> ahh
55:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> i have a block of vb
55:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> smoked all my cones again
55:00 <Nnick> here's romeo to fill our screens with mind numbing textual diarrhea. 
55:00 <Maurice> Thoth were you scrolled..
55:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> i want a jug of coffee aye
55:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> yep
55:00 <Thoth> No
55:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> anyone lik the color bluE?
56:00 <[[\alienated_Romeo> anyone like the color bluE?
56:00 <green> :)
56:00 <green> romeo was ere 2014 :P
56:00 <green> anyone hungry?
57:00 <green> im gunna eat some pork crackling
57:00 <green> 666777888666777888
57:00 <Nnick> where's that whale serenity
57:00 <Nnick> Lori where is Sarah
57:00 <paNdiS> chill out
57:00 <Vagisil> kwinana
57:00 <Maurice> I don't know, ask her
57:00 <Vagisil> didnt u see the paper
58:00 <Nnick> she doesn't live in kwinana
58:00 <\romeoHACKT> vagisil ever met someone who don't read?
58:00 <Vagisil> yeah
58:00 <Vagisil> didnt u see the aper
58:00 <Vagisil> paper
58:00 <\romeoHACKT> the newspaper
58:00 <\romeoHACKT> cool
58:00 <\romeoHACKT> yep
58:00 <\romeoHACKT> :)
58:00 <Vagisil> "the worst thing about western australia becoming its own country is teaching the people of kwinana what a referendum is"
59:00 <\romeoHACKT> i need more meds tonight just hot milo and aloneness
59:00 <Nnick> be quiet ben
59:00 <Vagisil> lol
59:00 <Vagisil> up yours
59:00 <Vagisil> it was in the paper
59:00 <\romeoHACKT> why would anyone choose to live in america?
59:00 <Nnick> no body cared about kwinana
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