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00:00 <Zade> and of course Annihilating Rhythm
01:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sng_CdAAw8M
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rhye - Open (Feb 4, 2013) 4:28 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 45,128 likes (98.6%), 638 dislikes (1.4%)
03:00 <Maurice> For some reason I want to punch Kether Donahue in her gigantic mouth
05:00 <slinky_J> fuck me
05:00 <slinky_J> i fucking hate bboy fgts
05:00 <Maurice> Do you have a stutter?
06:00 <slinky_J> sideways cap, pants around their ankles like it's prison motherfuckers
06:00 <slinky_J> no
06:00 <slinky_J> google bboy.
06:00 <Maurice> I don't want to
06:00 <slinky_J> it's a hip hop thing
06:00 <slinky_J> nothin worse than white boys actin like tupac's still alive lol
07:00 <slinky_J> but this guy just did on fb on a post so I had to explain how the quote was from The Crow
07:00 <slinky_J> which he'd obviously never seen.
07:00 <Maurice> Turns out I UD'd it and it was a phrase from the 60s meaning bottom boy
07:00 <slinky_J> LOL
08:00 <slinky_J> that's awesome
08:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
08:00 <slinky_J> have you urban dictionaried any nicks from irc?
08:00 <Maurice> Popular to contrary belief, B-Boy was a phrase invented by the gay community as long ago as the 1960's.
08:00 <Maurice> The saying "B-Boy" was slang for "Bottom-Boy" which was a discreat way of indicating someones sexuality
08:00 <Thoth> Hmm
08:00 <Maurice> I've done my nick many times and my real name, turns out I'm awesome
08:00 <slinky_J> LOLOL
08:00 <slinky_J> nice
08:00 <Thoth> Thats a useless skill I require
08:00 <slinky_J> haha
08:00 <Thoth> b-boying
09:00 <slinky_J> ive done a couple of mine, one turned out to be some gay thing
09:00 <slinky_J> Pieter's was the funniest
09:00 <slinky_J> no second funniest, someone elses was funnier.
09:00 <Maurice> Maurice a.k.a. Mo/Moe, is a real man and a boss among bosses!
09:00 <Maurice> Usually a man of few words, when Maurice speaks, people listen, and things get DONE!
09:00 <slinky_J> "Pietering"
09:00 <Maurice> I'm a real man
09:00 <slinky_J> lolol
10:00 <Maurice> Maurice
10:00 <Maurice> Completly awesome. Hangs out in chat rooms with his buddys talks gamer slang in everyday situations. Best friends with Connor. Melodie is his bitch.
10:00 <slinky_J> I'd trim your chin hairs anyday mate
10:00 <slinky_J> oh this faggot wont stop
10:00 <slinky_J> lolz
10:00 <slinky_J> bbs
10:00 <Maurice> lori
10:00 <Maurice> Crazy hot girl. Beautiful, smart and funny; Lori posesses atributes absent in 99.9% of women. Truly a lucky find. Plus she rocks.
10:00 <Maurice> See
10:00 <Maurice> All signs point to me being awesome
11:00 <Bastardly_One> `8ball is Maurice awesome?
11:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is Maurice awesome??? Not bloody likely.!!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
11:00 <Maurice> 8ball is bollocks
11:00 <Thoth> http://www.wikihow.com/Breakdance
12:00 <Thoth> Win
12:00 <Thoth> I'll wear the clothes slinky_J describes as fgts while I try that
12:00 <Thoth> Tomorrow
17:00 <Thoth> Would come in handy at work I think. Could bring laughter to some situations if I break into a dance
20:00 <Bastardly_One> when it was first popular in the 80s there was a record with an instruction thing
20:00 <Bastardly_One> teaching you how to breakdance
21:00 <Thoth> o rly
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
25:00 <slinky_J> wtfg
25:00 <slinky_J> wtf just happened on fb
26:00 <slinky_J> all of a sudden
26:00 <slinky_J> this dude is gay and i met him n didnt remember and hes a best friend of my friend
26:00 <slinky_J> i gotta stop acceptin bongs n drinks
26:00 <slinky_J> oi b1 i heard back in your day experimental LSD was the SHIZZZNIT!!
28:00 <Thoth> hmm... must watch
28:00 <Thoth> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086999/
29:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo (1984) - 4.8/10 of 2,350 votes - Stars: Lucinda Dickey, Adolfo Quinones, Michael Chambers - Rated: PG - Runtime: 1hr 34mins - Genre: Drama, Musical - Release Date: 21 December 1984 (USA)
29:00 <Thoth> 4.8 out of 10... it must be good
29:00 <slinky_J> i think i just turned gay
29:00 <slinky_J> somehow
29:00 <slinky_J> on fb at least..
30:00 <slinky_J> O_o
30:00 <Thoth> slinky_J: you always were gay on fb
30:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahahaha
30:00 <slinky_J> i spit gay shit EVERYWHERES!
30:00 <slinky_J> inside im just a lonely cocopuffa addikt :/
34:00 <Saemon> hola
36:00 <Saemon> oh bee_girl
36:00 <bee_girl> how u tonight Saemon
36:00 <Saemon> feelin horny :P
36:00 <Saemon> ;P
37:00 <slinky_J> sup Saemon
37:00 <slinky_J> we still fwends?
37:00 <Saemon> u bee_girl?
37:00 <slinky_J> k good?
37:00 <slinky_J> lol
37:00 <slinky_J> i appreciate a good laugh as much as the next guy
37:00 <slinky_J> GOT MY MONGORIANS AROUN
37:00 <bee_girl> oh goodness
37:00 <bee_girl> ur in the wrong channel then
38:00 <slinky_J> shittin in jars wheelchair bound motherfucker.
38:00 <bee_girl> im great
38:00 <Saemon> naw c'mon babe dont be like that
39:00 <bee_girl> eek
39:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXuNa_h804c
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Breakin' - Ain't Nobody (Feb 25, 2008) 3:55 - Category: Entertainment - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 7,496 likes (97.8%), 170 dislikes (2.2%)
39:00 <Saemon> haha u know u want me bee_girl
40:00 <bee_girl> i might want u if u wanted u but u dont 
40:00 <Saemon> stop playin hard to get and giv in to temptations
40:00 <bee_girl> u shoudl work on that
40:00 <Thoth> lel nice :D
40:00 <Saemon> are you gona comply with my wishes, or am i gona have to get what i want with you via force bee_girl?
41:00 <Maurice> Rank
41:00 <bee_girl> wtf back off saemon.... 
41:00 <Saemon> what i want is a playstation 4
41:00 <Saemon> go guy it for me 
41:00 <Saemon> buy*
41:00 <Maurice> I have one
41:00 <Maurice> I have played it 0 times
41:00 <Saemon> howcome?
41:00 <Maurice> Because I'm not 12
41:00 <Serenity> probably cause shes not 12
41:00 <Serenity> oh..
41:00 <Serenity> LOL
41:00 <Maurice> LOL
41:00 <Maurice> Stop it!
42:00 <Saemon> omg twins!
42:00 <Thoth> Bastardly_One: oh I think I found it
42:00 <Thoth> https://arcmusic.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/break_dancin_1.jpg ?
42:00 <Maurice> That was perfect
42:00 <Serenity> haha
42:00 <Serenity> we're awesome
42:00 <Thoth> There shoes are so cool. They're like the ones you buy on sale at rivers.
42:00 <Thoth> I want some
43:00 <Serenity> phwar i think my shower was too hot
43:00 <Maurice> Are you all lobstery
44:00 <Serenity> yep
44:00 <Serenity> like im straight out of a pot
44:00 <Maurice> They're the best ones
44:00 <Thoth> Not quite a delicasy to nibble on, I don't think
44:00 <Loof> yeah i'm nearly out of pot
44:00 <Loof> jokes
44:00 <Loof> i have heaps
44:00 <Saemon> lol Loofaz
45:00 <Maurice> But was it free
45:00 <Maurice> Coz mine was
45:00 <Maurice> Pointless me asking since i'm on ignore
45:00 <Loof> sup
45:00 <Serenity> i have none :(
46:00 <Maurice> Shout out to my undertall neighbour
46:00 <Serenity> haha
46:00 <Serenity> hopefully get some before we go away in a month
47:00 <Maurice> Where are you going
47:00 <Serenity> yallingup again
47:00 <Serenity> but at a different place
48:00 <Maurice> Are you actually gonna pick me up this time
48:00 <Serenity> haha we'll call through
48:00 <Serenity> guy paul works with owns a holiday home down there
48:00 <Serenity> so is letting us stay mates rates
48:00 <Maurice> Ooh nice
48:00 <Maurice> Banging all over the place
48:00 <Serenity> hahah yeeep
49:00 <ShadowLurker> 4x2 huge place
49:00 <Serenity> its like half the price of the spa place a night
49:00 <Maurice> And twice as many surfaces
49:00 <Serenity> hehehehehe
49:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahah
49:00 <Maurice> YOU FILTHY PERVS
49:00 <Serenity> no possums to scare me
49:00 <slinky_J> ohhh
50:00 <Serenity> that other place is ace tho
50:00 <slinky_J> i learnted somefin
50:00 <Maurice> It looked so good
50:00 <Serenity> the brewery is like 50 meters away
50:00 <Maurice> Might have to talk Cam into it
50:00 <slinky_J> dont put a frozen bag of peas into blender
50:00 <Maurice> Not that it takes much
50:00 <slinky_J> ehehehehe
50:00 <Maurice> He thinks with his dick
50:00 <Serenity> cant take the boys tho
50:00 <Maurice> I also think with my dick
50:00 <slinky_J> ur onna fone n bored
50:00 <Maurice> Sif take those mood killers
50:00 <ShadowLurker> ill get the agents number for ya
50:00 <ShadowLurker> put a word in
50:00 <Serenity> nooo
50:00 <Maurice> I meant your first place
50:00 <Maurice> The sexy times one
50:00 <Serenity> we're talking about the spa
51:00 <ShadowLurker> ohh
51:00 <Serenity> the lodge
51:00 <Maurice> Lol
51:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One ive got news 
51:00 <Saemon> u there?
51:00 <ShadowLurker> well when ur banging in the spa just remember
51:00 <Serenity> cam can get wasted at the brewery
51:00 <ShadowLurker> we was there
51:00 <Serenity> then you can walk up to the room
52:00 <ShadowLurker> that bed is mad comfy
52:00 <Serenity> yeah
52:00 <Serenity> one day ill get a king size
53:00 <Loof> penis?
53:00 <Serenity> yes a king size penis to sleep on
53:00 <Maurice> Lol @ all of that
53:00 <Loof> mmmmm
53:00 <Loof> heaven
53:00 <Maurice> I hope they've emptied it since, ShadowLurker
53:00 <Maurice> Seashells do kings
53:00 <Maurice> They're awesome
53:00 <Serenity> we emptied it before we left
53:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh u empty n fill when u want
54:00 <Serenity> there will be a pink stain on the edge of it tho
54:00 <Serenity> from my hai
54:00 <Serenity> r
54:00 <Maurice> When we stayed at Crown, I had to hold him up to walk across the lobby to the elevators
54:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
54:00 <Maurice> God help me walking him from a brewery
54:00 <ShadowLurker> its uphill
54:00 <Serenity> haha its up a hill too buahaha
54:00 <Maurice> Lol yes, your 'hair'
54:00 <ShadowLurker> and gravel
54:00 <Maurice> NO
54:00 <Serenity> YES my hair lol
54:00 <Serenity> it was purple
54:00 <Maurice> Good lord, I had heels on too
54:00 <Maurice> He swears I roofied him
55:00 <ShadowLurker> but u did
55:00 <Serenity> and i was... resting.. my head... on the edge
55:00 <Maurice> I'd have done myself
55:00 <Serenity> yes resting
55:00 <Maurice> Suuuure you were
55:00 <Serenity> lool
55:00 <Maurice> While he rested his bits in your bits
55:00 <Maurice> So rude
55:00 <Serenity> ahahah
55:00 <Serenity> i scrubbed so hard to get it off
55:00 <Maurice> LOL
55:00 <Serenity> sprayed perfume on it and everything lol
55:00 <Maurice> I read 'i scrubbed so hard to get off'
56:00 <Serenity> LOL god
56:00 <Saemon> lol 
56:00 <Maurice> Thats a scrubbin
56:00 <ShadowLurker> saemons having a tug reading this
56:00 <ShadowLurker> crying
57:00 <Saemon> rofl u know me too well :P
57:00 <Maurice> 'You can't imagine the high' 'I bet I can, remember the time you and K snorted coke off my vag?'
57:00 <ShadowLurker> wishing he was me
57:00 <Serenity> also if the people in the next room are rooting
57:00 <Maurice> Eww
57:00 <Serenity> you can hear them in the bathroom
57:00 <Maurice> You can hear them fighting at Crown
58:00 <Maurice> Sexing is more appealing
58:00 <Maurice> Although by the end of it there were 2 guys and 1 chick, I bet if Cam didn't get security we could have had a live show
58:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/6b/2d/6b2d636f5ecc8d8bc45be90089a8b8de.jpg - boobies
58:00 <Maurice> But now I wonder what the other side of us heard :S
58:00 <Serenity> hahahah
58:00 <Serenity> rooting for sure
59:00 <Maurice> Yeah I wasn't quiet and the next morning I actually begged
59:00 <Serenity> someone would have definitely heard us
59:00 <Serenity> cause the spa is outside
59:00 <Maurice> Stop pasting my pic of my perfect boobs
59:00 <Maurice> Does ShadowLurker squeal like a girl
59:00 <Serenity> he does
59:00 <Maurice> Spank bank
59:00 <Maurice> Done
00:00 <Serenity> people think im boning another bird
00:00 <Maurice> LOL
00:00 <Maurice> This is why sex tapes should be common
00:00 <Maurice> Imagine seeing everyones techniques
00:00 <Serenity> haha
00:00 <Maurice> 'Oh hun, look at that hip swivel, we should try that'
01:00 <Serenity> rofl awks
01:00 <Maurice> LOL
01:00 <Maurice> They'd see mine and go 'lazy bitch is starfishing again'
02:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t31.0-8/10688318_617440078376103_4612869223525357473_o.jpg
02:00 <Serenity> loook at those kitties
02:00 <Maurice> Omg
02:00 <Thoth> Yea I'd fuck that
02:00 <Maurice> Want them all
03:00 <Maurice> Fuck what? The cat?
03:00 <Maurice> Thats a bit weird
03:00 <Maurice> The guy is holding his wrong
03:00 <Maurice> And holding his pussy
03:00 <Thoth> ww
04:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/kittunkatz77
04:00 <Serenity> they are so beautiful
04:00 <Maurice> Lol I just found that
04:00 <Maurice> http://www.kittunkatz.com/
04:00 <Maurice> Lets order 20
05:00 <Maurice> Oh em gee
05:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-a-kul.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t31.0-8/10515069_599138856872892_46917017043177689_o.jpg
05:00 <Maurice> Available
05:00 <Serenity> argh how cuuute
05:00 <Maurice> SOLD to Kingdom Of Saudi Arabia
05:00 <Maurice> O_o
06:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t31.0-8/10551628_593149704138474_5649451426660757535_o.jpg
06:00 <Serenity> OMG
06:00 <Maurice> Omg
07:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
07:00 <slinky_J> oh shit
08:00 <Loof> addicted to gatoraide
08:00 <ShadowLurker> to do*
09:00 <slinky_J> woah
09:00 <Maurice> Lollll https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10151286_464486913694503_1833007682425701598_n.jpg?oh=110d66592371a5b8a10b4fdf6b855b9e&oe=549E59A3&__gda__=1418979017_349173a871655454b0e850e21e682fd5
09:00 <slinky_J> i wish Picard were here
09:00 <slinky_J> i like that loof doesnt have a manbear of a gf like Skirmish
09:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One i need to discuss something
09:00 <Serenity> dayum
09:00 <Saemon> u there?
09:00 <slinky_J> Saemon
09:00 <slinky_J> he hates u
09:00 <British^Meat> stop talking about ppl when they arent here slinky_J
10:00 <slinky_J> he talks shit bout u behind ur back all the time dude
10:00 <Maurice> I'd rather Skirmishs woman than mental wa
10:00 <Saemon> i dont care slinky_J i love him
10:00 <Maurice> And his little asshole kid
10:00 <Saemon> and thats all that matters.
10:00 <slinky_J> ino u do
10:00 <slinky_J> u got a picard panda thing goin ay
10:00 <Saemon> he can hate me all he wants, at least he feels something towards me
10:00 <Saemon> thats all i want
10:00 <slinky_J> British^Meat stfu Britney, don't know what you're commenting about dood.
10:00 <Maurice> Fuck you're a pussy
11:00 <ShadowLurker> wow
11:00 <ShadowLurker> wank factor just went over 9000
11:00 <Loof> i feel the same way about my penis
11:00 <Maurice> Dude*
11:00 <slinky_J> British^Meat
11:00 <slinky_J> why the fuck
11:00 <Maurice> I'm about to ban at least 3 of you
11:00 <slinky_J> do you care so much about what people on irc think about you
11:00 <Serenity> Bengal Kitten Prices
11:00 <Serenity> Marble & Spotted Kittens begin at $1000.00. Each kittens quality is individually assessed between 6 to 10 weeks of age. For a further breakdown of our adoption fees contact us:
11:00 <slinky_J> you told me in fkn ps3 chan that you'll give me shit forever on irc
11:00 <Maurice> WHAT
11:00 <slinky_J> because i gave you shit yrs ago
12:00 <ShadowLurker> just do it
12:00 <slinky_J> MAN  THE FUCK UP AND ADMIT IT DUDE
12:00 <ShadowLurker> same shit every fucking day
12:00 <ShadowLurker> all fucking day
12:00 <slinky_J> you afraid to lose irc cred British^Meat?
12:00 <Serenity> shhhhhhhhhhhhh
12:00 <Maurice> The bans will be, in order of general consensus, slinky_J, Loof and Saemon
12:00 <slinky_J> nah
12:00 <slinky_J> fuck you Maurice
12:00 <ShadowLurker> i concur
12:00 <slinky_J> the ban will not be that way
12:00 <Maurice> I won't, no
12:00 <slinky_J> i didnt fkn do anything
13:00 <ShadowLurker> bullshit
13:00 <slinky_J> so tell your dog British^Meat to shut his hole
13:00 <Maurice> It doesn't matter, it'll be a 3way of bans
13:00 <Thoth> Pro-tip: shut the fuck up
13:00 <slinky_J> no it wont
13:00 <Maurice> British^Meat had a point
13:00 <slinky_J> no he didnt
13:00 <ShadowLurker> this
13:00 <Maurice> He did
13:00 <slinky_J> but its clear where your opinion lies
13:00 <Maurice> Skirmish isn't even here
13:00 <ShadowLurker> with no provocation
13:00 <Maurice> And hasn't been
13:00 <ShadowLurker> *11:09:38 PM* <slinky_J> i like that loof doesnt have a manbear of a gf like Skirmish
13:00 <slinky_J> you shouldnt have ops
13:00 <ShadowLurker> hes not even here
13:00 <Maurice> YOU shouldn't have oxygen
13:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
13:00 <slinky_J> yet i do
14:00 <slinky_J> so what paulie?
14:00 <Maurice> Sucks to be us
14:00 <Maurice> Why mention Skirmish? He's not here, hasn't been
14:00 <slinky_J> skirmish dishes it out to everyone
14:00 <ShadowLurker> ur a dog act mate
14:00 <Serenity> hes not here lol
14:00 <Maurice> HE'S. NOT. HERE.
14:00 <slinky_J> NO SHIT
14:00 <Maurice> Nobody had even mentioned him
14:00 <slinky_J> I SEE THAT HEY
14:00 <Maurice> until you
14:00 <Serenity> MAURICE
14:00 <slinky_J> just like brit meat does with me ey Maurice
14:00 <Serenity> YOU CAN GET WHITE ONES
14:00 <slinky_J> and do you ever ban him?
14:00 <slinky_J> no
14:00 <ShadowLurker> just fuck off mate
14:00 <slinky_J> all you will do is ban me soon
14:00 <ShadowLurker> only the trollops like you
15:00 <Maurice> WHITE ONES
15:00 <Maurice> Thats racist
15:00 <Maurice> But I want one of each
15:00 <Thoth> I mustn't be a very good troll to not get banned :(
15:00 <Maurice> (23:14:38) (slinky_J): just like brit meat does with me ey Maurice
15:00 <Maurice> Isn't British^Meat a bot?
15:00 <Thoth> Don't tell me you love me :(
15:00 <Maurice> I wont
15:00 <Maurice> Don't stress
15:00 <Thoth> :D
16:00 <ShadowLurker> #cats has some new members i reckon
16:00 <Thoth> Also btw, thanks. Panda is two braincells away from a can of stagg
16:00 <ShadowLurker> not even that
17:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BDi3rkBV7s
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How to watch a movie in a theater. (Dec 3, 2013) 3:10 - Category: Comedy - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 5,652 likes (96.8%), 188 dislikes (3.2%)
18:00 <British^Meat> i thought i made a good point...
20:00 <Maurice> I just had to hide Lego Thor and IronMan under a blanket
22:00 <Thoth> Lego Thor? Hmm, I should tuck mine in.
23:00 <Maurice> Yeah its very complicated
23:00 <Mew> are they dolls or action figures?
23:00 <Maurice> They're lego
23:00 <Maurice> It's not rockey science
24:00 <Maurice> Rocket*
24:00 <Mew> ah yes rocket surgery
24:00 <Maurice> I corrected myself
25:00 <Maurice> Someone tell Loof I tried /noticing him with an apology
25:00 <Mew> loofums
25:00 <Serenity> i told him
25:00 <Maurice> Oh thanks lol
25:00 <Maurice> I bet he doesn't take me off ignore
26:00 <Mew> do noteops still go through if you're on ignore?
26:00 <Serenity> no
26:00 <Serenity> oh
26:00 <Serenity> hold up they might
26:00 <Serenity> you can ignore noteops but
26:00 <Mew> yeah i just thought it might be a seperate thing
26:00 <Mew> but prob not
27:00 <Thoth> < Mew> ah yes rocket surgery
27:00 <Thoth> lel
29:00 <Serenity> yeah its separate
29:00 <Mew> nice
29:00 <Serenity> /ignore is client side
29:00 <Serenity> you have to go the ignores though noteop to ignore from someone
29:00 <Mew> flick him a notey Maurice 
30:00 <Maurice> No
30:00 <Mew> chuck a mainyyyyyyyy
30:00 <Mew> oh 
30:00 <Maurice> He can continue eating his bag of dicks
30:00 <Serenity> i already told him anyway
30:00 <Serenity> we dont want people thinking maurice is nice
30:00 <Mew> keep up the tough exterior
30:00 <Mew> rule with an iron clit
31:00 <Maurice> Thats not on
32:00 <Thoth> Maurice is nice. She kills trolls
32:00 <Maurice> Pet me
32:00 <Mew> ooo
32:00 <Mew> have you guys used chatroulette before?
33:00 <Thoth> Once
33:00 <Thoth> Then I decided masturbating at random people isn't right
33:00 <Mew> it isnt?
33:00 <Thoth> Nooo
33:00 <Mew> i had friends over earlier and we went on it and got some buff guy who was making his pecs dance and then we got him to do it in time with our music
34:00 <Thoth> You should tell your grandkids that story
34:00 <Mew> youve gotta sift through the sea of dicks but there was a few good ones in there
34:00 <simba> hhehehehehe
35:00 <Loof> wonder if i should start hitting the goon
35:00 <Mew> fuck. yes.
35:00 <Loof> i can be like beagle
35:00 <Loof> not eat, just drink goon
35:00 <Thoth> lel
35:00 <Mew> you can be civilised and drink goon
35:00 <Mew> LOL jk
35:00 <Thoth> I swear every weekend I work...
36:00 <Thoth> I come across 5 crazy bitches who have a flask of goon in their handbag at a licensed premises
36:00 <Thoth> And they're all like "its not mine"
36:00 <Thoth> And much worse
36:00 <Mew> also
36:00 <Mew> is it a flask of goon? i thought the goon was the actual sack
36:00 <Mew> like wine from a goon
36:00 <Mew> or something
36:00 <Thoth> If they dress like a hooker but aren't actually one, 100% they have goon
37:00 <Loof> wish i could stay up at night like this every night
37:00 <Mew> you're describing me to a T here
37:00 <Thoth> Doesn't flask refer to the "sack"
37:00 <Loof> have to get zac when he wakes up
37:00 <Mew> im actually not sure at all so im gonna find out and enlighten us
37:00 <Mew> hold tight Thoth 
38:00 <Maurice> Woah
38:00 <Maurice> slinky has lost it
38:00 <Thoth> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=define:flask
38:00 <Thoth> Maurice: this is news?
38:00 <Loof> i'm almost tempted to take him off ignore for a lol
39:00 <Loof> almost
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I just looked
39:00 <Bastardly_One> he has 
39:00 <Thoth> Sweet, 1000 ways to die on 7mate m8
39:00 <Mew> where is he losing it?
40:00 <Serenesleep> lol oh boy
40:00 <Maurice> He just basically called me poor and mental
40:00 <Bastardly_One> australia
40:00 <Thoth> Stupid poor people these days aye m8
40:00 <Mew> also you were right Thoth so it can be goon wine or goon bag etc
40:00 <Mew> Cask wine in Australia is colloquially referred to as "goon" which is a term derived from the word flagon meaning a large vessel used for drink
40:00 <Serenesleep> I think cam paid more in tax than most people earn but ur poor as
41:00 <Thoth> Mew: I try to always be right
41:00 <Thoth> If I ever know I'm wrong I promise to withhold that from you
42:00 <Mew> so long as you can accept when you're wrong as well
42:00 <Loof> you still a barista mew?
42:00 <Loof> i wanna do that shit
42:00 <Mew> i actually like being wrong cos it means i learn something lol
42:00 <Mew> yeah Loof 
42:00 <Mew> dishing out baristys
42:00 <Loof> i love coffee just as much as weed
42:00 <Loof> would be my dream job
43:00 <Loof> i have a retail certificate
43:00 <Loof> can you drink as much coffee as you want?
44:00 <Maurice> (23:41:02) (Serenesleep): I think cam paid more in tax than most people earn but ur poor as
44:00 <Maurice> Lol he got his return back, they took it all
45:00 <Thoth> Indeed, learning is win
45:00 <Loof> i googled why i procrastinate today
46:00 <Loof> people do it because they feel they have to be in the mood to do something to do it
46:00 <Bastardly_One> poor pandas
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he's being owned
46:00 <Loof> psychology is pretty awesome
48:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck him
48:00 <ShadowLurker> deserves everything he gets
48:00 <Thoth> Centrelink?
48:00 <Serenesleep> fapping rn
48:00 <ShadowLurker> :o
48:00 <Serenesleep> not rly
48:00 <Loof> damn
49:00 <Serenesleep> lol
49:00 <ShadowLurker> i was about to
49:00 <ShadowLurker> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
49:00 <Maurice> My vag is broken
49:00 <Maurice> Damn wevibe
49:00 <Serenesleep> suck it
49:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
49:00 <Maurice> I might have
49:00 <Maurice> WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE
49:00 <TheRiddler> wii vibe
49:00 <Serenesleep> suck the we vibe?
49:00 <Serenesleep> you filthy strumpet
50:00 <Loof> strumpet lol
50:00 <TheRiddler> there's a adult game for wii
50:00 <TheRiddler> or a couple
50:00 <Maurice> Shut up Serenesleep and go find your g spot
50:00 <Maurice> YOU PRUDE
50:00 <Serenesleep> I still havent done that
50:00 <Serenesleep> had a feel
51:00 <Maurice> Woah
51:00 <Maurice> Get on it
51:00 <Maurice> Or in it
51:00 <Serenesleep> did you suck the wv
51:00 <Maurice> Lol no, not that I'm adverse to doing so
51:00 <Serenesleep> hahha
51:00 <Serenesleep> dang
52:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha
53:00 <Thoth> oh where is skirmish
53:00 <Thoth> o right prob sleeping
54:00 <Loof> hard to believe that you chicks are going to be even hornier in your 30s
54:00 <Loof> not to mention desperate 40s
54:00 <Loof> lets not talk about 50s
54:00 <Maurice> Yay, I'm not in my 30s yet
54:00 <Loof> chicks just get hornier
55:00 <Thoth> I just lose all fucks to give
55:00 <Loof> you've got years of rooting ahead of you then
55:00 <Loof> my god i'm envyious
56:00 <Maurice> Who is he talking to
56:00 <Loof> -y
56:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck knows
56:00 <Serenesleep> 2 years till im 30 wahh
56:00 <Bastardly_One> suck it up
56:00 <Maurice> SHUT UP
56:00 <Thoth> Bastardly_One: https://arcmusic.wordpress.com/category/breakdance/ ?
56:00 <Maurice> Your old man is old
56:00 <Bastardly_One> 5 days until I'm 859
57:00 <Maurice> We believe it
57:00 <ShadowLurker> :o
57:00 <ShadowLurker> you shut ur slut mouth
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Thoth
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that was it 
57:00 <Serenesleep> I dont think ill get hornier
57:00 <Maurice> I said Bastardly_One, not you you giant bucket of camel spit
57:00 <Serenesleep> ive hit my peak
57:00 <Thoth> Yea its a collectable apparently... or its $125 USD + shipping on amazon
58:00 <Loof> mine was in my 20s
58:00 <Loof> now i cbf
58:00 <Maurice> I'm in my peak right now
58:00 <Maurice> Everything turns me on
58:00 <Student> ha ha 
58:00 <Mew> females are like 30-35 for the peak right?
58:00 <Serenesleep> everything hey
58:00 <Bastardly_One> why do you think cougars go for younger men?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> we get less horny
59:00 <Maurice> I think I'm the only female in that age bracket :/
59:00 <Bastardly_One> they get more
59:00 <Student> lol Bastardly_One
59:00 <Maurice> LOL hang on, did you call yourself young
59:00 <Serenesleep> lool Maurice
59:00 <Maurice> -s
00:00 <Serenesleep> 19 year old
00:00 <Loof> maybe i should call the store and see if they can upgrade my wife to a newer less noisy model
00:00 <Mew> you should make some weed butter and bake it in a cake then feed it to her
01:00 <Student> right
01:00 <Loof> lol
02:00 <Thoth> Bastardly_One: I thought it was cause their husbands divorced them for someone 20 years younger
02:00 <Loof> this gatoraide is stacking on the kilos
02:00 <Thoth> Cunts wrecked aye
02:00 <Loof> gotta quit this shit save it for workouts only
03:00 <Mew> mmmm salty cordial
03:00 <Loof> keep thinking i'm salt deficient
03:00 <Maurice> If mine divorced me for someone 20yrs younger, they'd be 13 and I'd cut his dick off
03:00 <Maurice> I'm so youthful
03:00 <Thoth> Maurice: give it 7 years.
03:00 <Mew> if ben left me for someone 20 years younger they'd be 3
03:00 <Loof> lol
03:00 <Maurice> He has a rule, nobody younger than his sister, I'm a year older than her
03:00 <Student> 3 what?
04:00 <Mew> Student come on
04:00 <Mew> read the sentence
04:00 <Maurice> LOL Mew
04:00 <Mew> L:MAO
04:00 <ShadowLurker> filth
04:00 <Student> any way , better take care of one in hand rather than taking care of 3 
05:00 <Serenesleep> .........
05:00 <Maurice> What
05:00 <Serenesleep> 3 years old
05:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
05:00 <ShadowLurker> wot
05:00 <Student> here we go again 
05:00 <Serenesleep> hes stupid
05:00 <Loof> i'd feel like a pervert going out with anyone under 30 and it would just make the female look like a slut
06:00 <Student> first of all age should not matter if you both are compatible
06:00 <Loof> thank god for porn
06:00 <Serenesleep> oh damn no hope for me then
06:00 <Loof> lol
06:00 <Maurice> Wait
06:00 <Loof> lets all move to an island
06:00 <Thoth> hmm thats something I've never done that looks stupidly fun
06:00 <Thoth> Zorbing
06:00 <Maurice> Why would a female under 30 look like a slut
06:00 <Loof> i'm in control of weed
06:00 <Maurice> Serenesleep you whore
06:00 <Serenesleep> lol
07:00 <Serenesleep> totes skank
07:00 <Maurice> What a harlot
07:00 <Loof> cause i just turned 40 it would look odd
07:00 <Loof> :(
07:00 <Student> there is a difference between actually age number and how one look like in the society 
07:00 <Maurice> (00:06:14) (Student): first of all age should not matter if you both are compatible
07:00 <Maurice> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
07:00 <Maurice> 'we both love lego, who cares if shes 5'
07:00 <Loof> most depressing day ever
07:00 <Loof> the day i turned 40
08:00 <Student> in my society people can say Serenesleep is like 45 years old when she is really under 30
08:00 <Loof> lol 5
08:00 <Serenesleep> .
08:00 <Serenesleep> are you calling me old
08:00 <Student> ofcourse not 
08:00 <Maurice> Oh so Loof doesn't really have me on ignore
08:00 <Bastardly_One> bit rude ... some little fuck has fireworks
08:00 <Loof> not any more
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it's 2am
08:00 <Maurice> It's not
08:00 <Loof> as you were good enough to take me off ban
08:00 <Maurice> 12.08
09:00 <Mew> 1.39
09:00 <Student> if playing lego is the only compatabilty ever needed, then yes why not but in reality it is not 
09:00 <Maurice> Yeah I'm pretty grand, Loof
09:00 <Serenesleep> wheres me we vibe
09:00 <Maurice> In my drawer
09:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5OVptEFSNo
09:00 <Maurice> That shit is the fucking shit
09:00 <Student> 9.09
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Zorbing death in Russia after adrenaline rush goes wrong - Truthloader (Jan 8, 2013) 2:24 - Category: News & Politics - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 313 likes (58.7%), 220 dislikes (41.3%)
09:00 <Maurice> I'm all 'FUCK ME NOW, IT VIBRATES, FEEL IT'
09:00 <Thoth> I bet one of the adventure time guys owns 5 of them.
10:00 <Maurice> Oh we felt it
10:00 <Thoth> I'll have to ask next meet
11:00 <Serenesleep> im so sad mines broken
11:00 <Maurice> After feeling it, I don't blame you
11:00 <Maurice> I would cry
12:00 <Serenesleep> im gonna get the newest one
12:00 <Serenesleep> its got n app
12:00 <Serenesleep> an
12:00 <Maurice> WHAT
12:00 <Maurice> How dare it
13:00 <Maurice> I dont like this
13:00 <Serenesleep> lol why
13:00 <Maurice> Coz I dont have an app
14:00 <Loof> do they have dildos with bluetooth cameras yet?
14:00 <Loof> someone invent that
14:00 <Loof> for my ass
14:00 <Maurice> Probably
14:00 <Loof> nice
14:00 <Maurice> My new car has multiple sex toy apps
15:00 <Thoth> NOOOO
15:00 <Thoth> PLEASE DO NOT DO THAT
15:00 <Maurice> I dont know what you mean
16:00 <simba> dw ill get him!!!!!
16:00 <Maurice> Oh dear, It's simba
16:00 <simba> phew
17:00 <Thoth> I came
17:00 <Maurice> Same
17:00 <Thoth> We did it together?
17:00 <Thoth> Thats pretty intimate
18:00 <Thoth> So what now? We get married?
18:00 <Mew> goooooooooin to the #chapel and we iz gon get maaaaaarriez
19:00 <Thoth> I think Maurice is going for round two with the thought of what I just said
23:00 <Loof> man i love berbs
24:00 <simba> perps
24:00 <simba> ?
24:00 <Loof> i need purple drank
24:00 <simba> !_____@
26:00 <Loof> wonder if destiny is gay
26:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/wO5eD.jpg
26:00 <TheRiddler> these are pretty funny
26:00 <Loof> heard some good things
27:00 <Maurice> Hang on, I went awol
27:00 <Mew> does thestig talk anymore?
28:00 <Mew> hes always in here but i havent seen him say anything for ages
28:00 <Maurice> Charlie does, but as a vagina
28:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/LSp9k.jpg
29:00 <Loof> i used to like thestig, back when we would joke about pieter, then he converted to pieterism and became a dick
29:00 <simba> hes an old loser
29:00 <Maurice> He wrote me a note via pic
29:00 <Maurice> He's ok in my book
30:00 <Mew> by that theory Saemon should be ok in your book 
30:00 <Mew> note via piss jug
31:00 <Loof> piss jug
31:00 <Loof> lol
31:00 <Maurice> Hes not ok in anyones book
31:00 <Maurice> His piss jug was lies
31:00 <simba> im not ok (i promise)
31:00 <Maurice> We know
38:00 <Student> channel is dead 
39:00 <simba> stfu Student we're observing the silence
40:00 <Loof> Student of cock
40:00 <Maurice> That fucking random bot
42:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.news.com.au/world/chantae-gilman-accused-of-raping-seattle-man-in-his-apartment-as-he-slept/
42:00 <simba> random fucking bot
42:00 <Student> ha ha 
42:00 <Student> keep running the channel, you tools
42:00 <simba> shut up Student
43:00 <Maurice> That too
44:00 <Loof> Student an ex hooker once told me pakistanis have the smallest penises in the world, even smaller than eastern asians
44:00 <Student> that is a fucking lie
44:00 <Loof> borderline micropenis
45:00 <simba> being gay is wrong - discuss
45:00 <Student> they have the biggest penis in the world
45:00 <Loof> bums are for poos
45:00 <simba> pooing is immoral
46:00 <Loof> if it feels good, it's immoral
46:00 <Loof> that's my rule of thumb
46:00 <simba> if it feels good, we can kill it
46:00 <Loof> lol
48:00 <Maurice> Lol @ this show
49:00 <simba> ok pieter
49:00 <Loof> Mew make me a cappuccino pls hun
50:00 <simba> born 2 serve men
50:00 <Loof> with extra fat milk
50:00 <simba> with breast milk
50:00 <Loof> lol
50:00 <Mew> luxury milk from the human cow
52:00 <Loof> creamy bossoms
52:00 <simba> thick gloopy cum
52:00 <simba> splattered on Maurices glasses
53:00 <Student> ha ha 
53:00 <Student> what exactly is going on here at these hours?
54:00 <Maurice> Thats so rude
55:00 <Mew> luxury milk from the human cow
55:00 <Loof> i wish they made extra fat milk
56:00 <Thoth> Milk. Yuck
57:00 <Thoth> Beef is good but not milk
57:00 <Maurice> Milk is nom
57:00 <simba> milk is p bad
58:00 <Mew> lol wtf how did i type that twice
58:00 <Mew> oh nvm
59:00 <Loof> wish Lan was into swinging
59:00 <Maurice> Yuck
59:00 <Loof> true she's pretty unfuckable
59:00 <Mew> lmao
03:00 <simba> Lantern
03:00 <Thoth> That was the best thing I ever saw on Facebook was not just an event for a swing party. But it also had complaints from a friend because they wouldn't let him in because he didn't have a girl
04:00 <Thoth> I think I actually pissed myself
09:00 <Loof> bong
12:00 <Loof> fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
15:00 <Loof> cold
29:00 <Bastardly_One> .
55:00 <pedrodamule> i just inserted an object into my rectum
01:00 <simba> "an object"
01:00 <simba> way to disrespect your father
14:00 <pedrodamule> i inserted a pigeon into my rectum
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... V
53:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=280_1410396990
53:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: the FUNNIEST ROAD RAGE video you will ever see == gotta watch! == (Date: Sep-10-2014, 3 days ago) - Views: 2398 - Played: 1465
44:00 <Student> channel is dead 
44:00 <Student> yet again 
55:00 <simba> what is in the name any way?
55:00 <Student> ha ha 
58:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/YnY3f.jpg
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:00 <TheRiddler> it's Bastardly_One :P
00:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/APtjX.jpg
01:00 <pedrodamule> i just fucked a pigeon
13:00 <Bastardly_One> heh TheRiddler
13:00 <Bastardly_One> go to bed
13:00 <simba> Bastardly_One doesnt have a chair 
16:00 <Student> yabbie
27:00 <Bastardly_One> bed time
28:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Dark Lotus : The Mud, Water, Air and Blood [The Mud, Water, Air & Blood - 2014]
05:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Dark Lotus : 45 Minutes [The Mud, Water, Air & Blood - 2014]
30:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhQh5i_dlhA
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bonobo - Nicolas Jaar - Chet Faker 1:51 hour Set (May 14, 2013) 01:50:59 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 8,058 likes (98.8%), 101 dislikes (1.2%)
27:00 <Thoth> Wow Snoopys_Gunship. Thank you for that information. I am pleased to hear about the status of your keyboard attendance despite knowing who the fuck you are. However could you please confirm that you are away for "Twisted Godfather Fact" so that I may note this on my file of fucks not given?
28:00 <ShadowLurker> ok..
28:00 <bee_girl> goodness
28:00 <Thoth> I mean hi
28:00 <Thoth> the keys are like right next to each other?
29:00 <bee_girl> I think u missed the word 'not' in the midst of your tyrade
30:00 <Thoth> I think not
31:00 <Shenzhen> Thoth we do as we do
31:00 <Thoth> But we can chat about that
31:00 <bee_girl> despite {INSERT NOT} knowing who the fuck you are.
31:00 <Thoth> bee_girl: oh right, you are correct
31:00 <Thoth> Want a cupcake?
31:00 <bee_girl> it happens at times
32:00 <ShadowLurker> Shenzhen has mad cockbreath
32:00 <Shenzhen> fuck off ShadowLurker
33:00 <ShadowLurker> naww
33:00 <ShadowLurker> bit cut are you
33:00 <ShadowLurker> must be if youre pming me all night long
33:00 <Thoth> How many dpm or dicks per minute can Shenzhen suck?
33:00 <ShadowLurker> 485KDPM
34:00 <Thoth> Hawt
34:00 <Thoth> Shenzhen: I'm fapping
36:00 <ShadowLurker> Shenzhen can suck a golf ball through 15 m of garden hose
37:00 <ShadowLurker> and suck started a leaf blower once
40:00 <Shenzhen> ShadowLurker fuck off
40:00 <ShadowLurker> woah man
40:00 <ShadowLurker> i got told
40:00 <Thoth> Thats a challenge for a competition
41:00 <Thoth> So you haven't been told yet
41:00 <Thoth> ShadowLurker: do you accept the challenge? Can the fuck off begin?
41:00 <ShadowLurker> cbf
43:00 <ShadowLurker> lool
44:00 <Shenzhen> what did i do?
45:00 <ShadowLurker> acted the fool
47:00 <Thoth> Finish him
48:00 <Shenzhen> get lost Thoth
48:00 <ShadowLurker> oh man the variety of insults from this gy is endless
49:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLyaqxpZ5-I
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mortal Kombat Theme Song (Nov 5, 2009) 3:43 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 3,534 likes (97.2%), 103 dislikes (2.8%)
50:00 <ShadowLurker> http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/nude-man-hogtied-by-witnesses-in-western-australia-after-alleged-attempted-carjackings/story-fnhnv0wb-1227051786621
50:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL
50:00 <ShadowLurker> drugs
51:00 <Serenesleep> this cat has a fucking death wish
51:00 <Thoth> ShadowLurker: see if you're going to take off your shirt to fight/be threatening, you may as well take off your pants too
52:00 <ShadowLurker> the noisy one
56:00 <Student> what?
56:00 <Student> you have a very nervous nervous system 
57:00 <Serenesleep> the black cunt
57:00 <Student> BlackDevil she is talking about you m8
58:00 <Student> hello doctor
59:00 <bee_girl> gimme the news
59:00 <Student> ok i will 
00:00 <ShadowLurker> Student i have a question for you
00:00 <Student> shoot
01:00 <ShadowLurker> why are you such a dickbag
01:00 <Student> i do not know what are you talking about 
01:00 <Student> ofcourse i have a dick and a bag of sack, so why are you blaming me for this all? hon
02:00 <doctor> morning
02:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Twiztid : Breakdown [Darkness - 2014]
02:00 <Student> morning 
02:00 <ShadowLurker> hon?
03:00 <Student> ha ha, honey 
03:00 <Serenesleep> i wish this fuck head would fall face first into a vat of acid
03:00 <ShadowLurker> are you of the homo persuasion
03:00 <Student> ha ha , i am straight as an arrow 
03:00 <ShadowLurker> right
03:00 <Student> so not the issue 
03:00 <BlackDevil> i did something?
04:00 <Serenesleep> no one was talking about you student was being a tosspot as usual
04:00 <Student> something? all the mess on this network is because of you ;)
04:00 <ShadowLurker> i just figured a guy of your "straight" background wouldnt call another male hon
04:00 <ShadowLurker> its kinda gay
04:00 <Student> please ShadowLurker give it a rest 
04:00 <ShadowLurker> to be honest
04:00 <ShadowLurker> no
05:00 <Student> ok , then keep on typing , your choice
05:00 <Maurice> Its more than kinda gay
05:00 <Maurice> Its downright poofy
05:00 <Student> you see Maurice knows every thing 
05:00 <Student> now listen to MauricePedia 
06:00 <Student> ok go on Maurice, keep on posting / enlighting us 
06:00 <ShadowLurker> tanker of glue
06:00 <ShadowLurker> what the actual fuck
06:00 <Student> ha ha actually i just forget what chemical she is really afraid of 
06:00 <Student> may be i will remember that in a while 
06:00 <ShadowLurker> wot
06:00 <Maurice> I think hes been inhaling the fumes
07:00 <Thoth> You know whats really gay?
08:00 <Thoth> This conversation
08:00 <Student> ha ha 
08:00 <Thoth> Shut the fuck up
08:00 <ShadowLurker> did you get the rest
08:00 <Serenity> yes
08:00 <ShadowLurker> :O
08:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck i love you
08:00 <ShadowLurker> plz2tardis
09:00 <Serenity> yeah when my computer stops being a fuckhead
09:00 <Serenity> my start menu is frozen...
09:00 <ShadowLurker> :|
10:00 <Serenity> monday is determined to send me over the edge today
11:00 <Maurice> :/
11:00 <ShadowLurker> just a shit day all round
12:00 <Serenity> took everything I had in me not to smash that lawn mower to bits
12:00 <Serenity> then even more not to lay a massive burn out leavings mums
13:00 <ShadowLurker> :(
14:00 <Serenity> its on storage the get twiztid ep
14:00 <Serenity> theres only 4 songs
14:00 <Serenity> 5
16:00 <ShadowLurker> fanx bub
18:00 <ShadowLurker> i want to stab mu boss in his idiot head
18:00 <ShadowLurker> why are dumb ppl in management
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> coz there no prequestises 
18:00 <Student> what ? WiLd_TuRkeY? man are you still alive?
18:00 <Maurice> Suck good dick?
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Hello Student ive been here all along :)
19:00 <ShadowLurker> i suppose they say "those that can... do, those that can't .. manage"
19:00 <Student> its long since i have seen your jibberish in here , so yes that was surprising to see ya in here but Welcome any way ;)
19:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck me Student you are dumb as fuck
20:00 <ShadowLurker> anyone with half a brain would know hes been here for ages
20:00 <Student> no i am not going to fuck you , i am heterosexual :P
20:00 <ShadowLurker> yet you call me hon
20:00 <Student> dear he has been banned from here
20:00 <Student> first of all hon is not honey 
21:00 <Student> and secondly 
22:00 <Student> ok 
22:00 <Student> no point going second when you have not understand that first ;)
22:00 <Serenity> he has been here for ages you moron
22:00 <Serenity> get a fucking grip
23:00 <Student> well i have not seen him talk on the main as he like to do , so i take he was being banned for a long period of time , as few other old regulars in here like pieter, i just saw Pieter's nick in here few days ago 
24:00 <Student> ofcourse i know they were the oldies in here but yes they have not chatting in here, that is why all the stuff i mentioned to the guy 
24:00 <Student> any way 
25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hehe
25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> back
25:00 <Student> ha ha 
25:00 <Student> welcome back 
27:00 <Shenzhen> lol
28:00 <Serenity> he has been chatting in here for weeks/months youve even spoken to him
28:00 <Serenity> lol
29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yep keeping cool under a new nick bert187
29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> well sorta keeping cool
29:00 <Student> i do not remember chatting with him with the nick WiLd_TuRkeY in a while , so no 
29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> WiLd_TuRkeY was dropped , re registerd it today so i lost my ops in #cookie
29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> #xboxlive also
30:00 <Student> whoever comes under whatever nick is not my issue.
30:00 <Maurice> ..
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> almost been a yr Serenity
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> well 9 months
31:00 <Serenity> close enough
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> n its as fresh as a daisy
31:00 <Student> is it ?
31:00 <Student> are you ready for more? :P
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> no
32:00 <Student> ha ha ok ;)
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> pffffffffff gotta find somewhere to live its becoming a problem living with my parents 
33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> missing out on so much
33:00 <Student> what kind of problem(s)?
33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lifestyle choices
33:00 <Student> are you sure they are you REAL parents? winks
33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> re: booze n weed
33:00 <Serenity> do they want you to get a job or something
33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer i wonder sometimes
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> nope they want me in rehahb or some other insituation
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> insitution
34:00 <Student> may be it is not the problem of life style, may be it is the problem of generation gap 
34:00 <Serenity> maybe they have a point
35:00 <Student> every other guy in here is either in some rehabilition process , is there something wrong with Australia 
36:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yep mental health the 20 billion dollar rip off
36:00 <Student> yap majority guys i meet in here either in the process or on the verge of collapse 
37:00 <Student> not many girls in that list or may be they hide it 
37:00 <Serenity> wouldnt have anything at all do to with the incidence of drug and alcohol addiction would it
37:00 <Student> being a male is a very bing issue out there
38:00 <Student> well people all over the world do drugs and alcohol , it is like saying that males in australia are some what more complicated by them 
38:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt be using anyone here as a perspective on australian men
39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cant wait for legal pot in australia when u can grow so many plants
39:00 <doctor> drugs and alcohol arent usually the problem in itself
39:00 <Serenity> not gonna happen in your life time WiLd_TuRkeY
40:00 <Student> all right that is a valid point , the sample space in here does not reflet the whole country . But i see the similar issues with the athletes and cricketers so i get the illusion that some how males are not treated well there 
40:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cant wait for space colonization
40:00 <Student> i really believe they are not a perfect solution but drugs and alcohal is on the solution to the population misery out there 
41:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> alcohol will always be there except in the northern terrotory
41:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> there is drug free cities
42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i like the idea a federal mp was throwing around leglising pot and making the goverment sell crack
45:00 <Student> welcome back , again ;)
45:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> bert187 would say thnxs but i logged out of him
46:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i might buy a whiteboard from office works
46:00 <knuckles> finally made the perfect cup of tea in this gigantic tea/coffe cup :P
47:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i like bushells blue label
47:00 <Student> knuckles ;)
47:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> do try it
47:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> dilmah
47:00 <knuckles> :D
47:00 <BlackDevil> i wanna cut your wrist
47:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> if u ever get a chance shop a herbal tea shop online
48:00 <knuckles> i wanna make out with you in the dark
48:00 <Student> i will switch on when you both are going to start
48:00 <Student> no worries
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ive tryed both smoking n drinking passionflower tea
50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the crown of thorns jesus wore
50:00 <knuckles> i wonder what jesus was like irl
50:00 <knuckles> considering he was a radical
51:00 <knuckles> i wonder if he choofed olive leaf
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im not educated enough to comment on jesus but im sure islam has something about him
52:00 <knuckles> muslims consider him to be a prophet
52:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yep
53:00 <Student> they also believe moses as righteous prophet
53:00 <Student> also believes in the bible and torah 
53:00 <knuckles> yep
54:00 <knuckles> they're all nuts
54:00 <Student> yes, that is right, they all have nuts
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i saw a backpack that looked like a nutsack and it was called a nutsack
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sounds like song lyrics there
56:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Twiztid : What's on My Mind [Get Twiztid EP - 2014]
57:00 <Serenity> you like?
58:00 <ShadowLurker> yus
58:00 <ShadowLurker> steve doesnt
58:00 <ShadowLurker> 0 fucks
59:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Twiztid : Mind Goes Mad [Get Twiztid EP - 2014]
01:00 <Student> trivia bot is here
01:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off
01:00 <Ana_Ng> \o/
01:00 <Student> type !start Ana_Ng to start the bot 
01:00 <Student> oh so sexy Ana_Ng, where were you hiding 
01:00 <ShadowLurker> if she starts
01:00 <ShadowLurker> she will be banned
01:00 <Student> that is so rude ;)
02:00 <BlackDevil> ShadowLurker
02:00 <ShadowLurker> rude is the fact youre allowed to breathe
02:00 <BlackDevil> can you be a ShadowLicker on my balls?
02:00 <Ana_Ng> i'm pretty sure i'm interrupting Yalta II here
02:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
03:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Twiztid : Breakdown [Get Twiztid EP - 2014]
03:00 <Student> so hot BlackDevil ha ha 
04:00 <ShadowLurker> wot
04:00 <Student> but you have the balls BlackDevil? :P
05:00 <ShadowLurker> wtf are you on about
05:00 <Student> BlackDevil make sure you shave the ball before he licks them :P
05:00 <Student> wtf i am on about? this --------------> <%BlackDevil> ShadowLurker <%BlackDevil> can you be a ShadowLicker on my balls?
05:00 <ShadowLurker> oh
06:00 <Student> this guy BlackDevil is kinky 
06:00 <Student> i like the way he thinks about shit and balls ;P
06:00 <Serenity> the world is hell
06:00 <ShadowLurker> hes on ignore anyway
06:00 <Student> the world is heaven 
06:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off student
06:00 <Student> ok i fuck off
06:00 <ShadowLurker> gimped out cock knocker
06:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Twiztid : Drugs & Alcohol (feat. Blaze Ya Dead Homie & Dom) [Get Twiztid EP - 2014]
08:00 <ShadowLurker> pre sure its on ur reader
10:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Twiztid : Wasted, Pt. 2 (feat. Da Mafia 6ix, Chris Webby, Kung Fu Vampire, Whitney Peyton & R. A. the Rugged Man) [Get Twiztid EP - 2014]
11:00 <ShadowLurker> you know there aint no party like a twiztid throwdown
17:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck i despise win8
23:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> compile ur own distro of linux
23:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://www.linuxfromscratch.org/
27:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> just follow the priompts hahahaha
27:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> PROMPTS
27:00 <Thoth> I woke up this morning and I was really concerned with a critical problem
27:00 <Thoth> The world needs another linux distribution
29:00 <Thoth> HipsterLinux it shall be called
30:00 <Thoth> It'll have nothing useful. Just a fancy splash image in grub
30:00 <Thoth> Maybe this image
30:00 <Thoth> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4uY_oPZZSyI/UqkzXLWKBPI/AAAAAAAAABw/OceqcuKry7Q/s1600/hipster-brooklyn-europe-mac-laptop-computer.jpg
33:00 <Thoth> It will be based on ubuntu but without xorg and only availble on the m68k arch
33:00 <Thoth> Oh and it'll require 8 DVDs to install
34:00 <Thoth> End of message.
36:00 <PROMPTZ> ahah
36:00 <PROMPTZ> have a nbaked chick as the boot msg
37:00 <Thoth> No. All hipsters are gay cause thats different.
41:00 <ShadowLurker> i wish work would switch to linux
41:00 <ShadowLurker> would make it so much easier
41:00 <ghettowreath> don't be a neckbeard
41:00 <ShadowLurker> dis cunt
41:00 <Thoth> Nah man. They should switch to Apple cause Apple is the best.
42:00 <ghettowreath> hey, you left your yabbadabbadu rag behind
42:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL apples dying
42:00 <ShadowLurker> finally
42:00 <ghettowreath> one can dream
42:00 <ghettowreath> doubtful though
42:00 <ShadowLurker> well
42:00 <ghettowreath> too many kids love their thighphones
42:00 <ShadowLurker> while ppl are still stupid they will buy apple
42:00 <ghettowreath> and their piepads
43:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Twiztid : Fat Kidz [The Green Book - ]
43:00 <ghettowreath> and the children of the world have already been indoctrinated into the cult... they get laughed at if they don't have an overpriced vanity tablet @ 11 years old
43:00 <BMP> lol thighphones? Piepads?
44:00 <Thoth> Nah man. Did you see the new Apple 6? Samsung totally copied the large screen size.
44:00 <Thoth> Dey terk Steve Jerrbs jerrbbbb
45:00 <knuckles> i cant wait for discmans to come back
46:00 <Ana_Ng> i have a D-9, knuckles
46:00 <ghettowreath> just bring back the pocket rockers
46:00 <knuckles> cool, i went through several discmans haha
47:00 <Ana_Ng> i used to drive around with it on my passenger seat on a pillow
48:00 <knuckles> haha ace
49:00 <knuckles> hmm i think it's about lunch time ahehehe
53:00 <Student> ahhhh Ana_Ng, you use to drive around wow ;) i am more interested in how you ride around ;)
54:00 <Ana_Ng> i bet you are
54:00 <Student> you bet i am 
58:00 <Student> you think it is possible before this year's xmas eve?
00:00 <Ana_Ng> why is that
00:00 <Student> i do not have any clue that is why i asked you 
00:00 <Student> you know better when you will start the SHOW ;)
00:00 <Ana_Ng> anything is possible
00:00 <knuckles> woo yify got maleficent rips
01:00 <Student> ofcourse any thing is possible and i am looking forward to it 
04:00 <Ana_Ng> you could probably google white bbw porn
04:00 <Ana_Ng> and it is probably the same
04:00 <Student> nah, you are the best, no1 is like you 
05:00 <Ana_Ng> i hear that a lot
06:00 <Student> ofcourse you do, you are so adorable
08:00 <Thoth> Ana_Ng: nigga please. Casette tapes is where its at
08:00 <Ana_Ng> oh hell no
09:00 <Ana_Ng> i got rid of my 8 tracks
09:00 <Ana_Ng> because i am rocking the wax cylinder
11:00 <Monoxide> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Twiztid : Get Off of Me! [Mutant, Vol. 2 - 2005]
13:00 <Thoth> Well you may think CDs are great but they never put this on CD
13:00 <Thoth> https://arcmusic.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/break_dancin_1.jpg
14:00 <Saemon> thoth
14:00 <Saemon> cunt
14:00 <Saemon> wats up bro
14:00 <Student> hot
14:00 <Saemon> i watched guardians of the galaxy today
15:00 <Saemon> it was fucken awesome as 
15:00 <Thoth> Maurice: ban plz
15:00 <Saemon> scuse me?
15:00 <Serenity> i see you didnt top yourself over night then
16:00 <Saemon> nah i told him to back off, and he did. if he continued, who knows what could have happened.
16:00 <Saemon> the moment has passed, and we can only speculate now
17:00 <British^Meat> Saemon
17:00 <British^Meat> please dont be abusive
17:00 <British^Meat> i see you were let back in
17:00 <British^Meat> can you please behave?
17:00 <Saemon> i am not beign abusive
17:00 <British^Meat> thanks maaaaaaaaaaate
17:00 <Saemon> how am i being abusive?
17:00 <Serenity> lol @ who knows what could have happened
17:00 <British^Meat> im not engaging you
18:00 <Saemon> British^Meat please do not attempt to target, provoke and antagonise me. we're both adults. lets behave like it.
18:00 <Saemon> thank you.
18:00 <Student> ha ha 
19:00 <Monoxide> LOOOL
19:00 <Monoxide> why didnt you
19:00 <Monoxide> what made you stop
19:00 <Serenity> http://www.spencersonline.com/product/bj-blast-3pack-asst-flavors1/
19:00 <Serenity> lol...
19:00 <Monoxide> was it because youre a pussy
20:00 <Monoxide> i just saw that lol
21:00 <Thoth> Serenity: /topic Today is target Saemon day. Please be a cunt
21:00 <Doodle> go kill yourself Saemon
21:00 <Serenity> ahh no
21:00 <Monoxide> nah he wont you know why
21:00 <Thoth> What could possibly go wrong?
21:00 <Monoxide> he never goes thru with anything
22:00 <Serenity> this is the guy who threatened to kill himself with panadol.
22:00 <Monoxide> LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL
22:00 <Monoxide> he cant even fail properly
22:00 <Thoth> Saemon: use asprin next time. Several boxes of it.
23:00 <Serenity> bleed to death?
23:00 <Serenity> lol
23:00 <Doodle> woo 1420
23:00 <Thoth> People who talk about killing themselves never do it anyway. They're just attention seeking assholes
24:00 <Monoxide> ^
28:00 <Monoxide> dont all talk at once fuck
28:00 <Thoth> Go fuck yourself
28:00 <Monoxide> dont need to
28:00 <Serenity> get fucked Thoth
28:00 <Thoth> No that was a polite suggestion
28:00 <Serenity> so was mine
29:00 <Monoxide> everytime i see that nick i think of someone talking with a swollen tongue
29:00 <Thoth> Oh right. Not a bad idea
30:00 <Rotten^Meat> i smell off meat
30:00 <Rotten^Meat> british,  i think your past your expiry date
30:00 <Rotten^Meat> lmao
30:00 <Saemon> the reason why i havent kill myself yet is that i fear the concept of death
31:00 <Monoxide> no
31:00 <Saemon> the nothingness afterwards, that my conciousness will cease to exist anymore
31:00 <Rotten^Meat> kill yourself?
31:00 <Rotten^Meat> lol
31:00 <Monoxide> you really dont wanna
31:00 <Thoth> "the reason I haven't done it is because I can't"
31:00 <Thoth> Wimp
31:00 <Serenity> so dont talk about it if you dont have the balls to do it Saemon
31:00 <Saemon> in regards to my life atm, i hate it, it sucks and ive got nothing to live for
31:00 <Monoxide> you want someone to sympathise
31:00 <Rotten^Meat> your going to die anyway  so u might as well live it loser
31:00 <Serenity> treating death like its some weapon against people
31:00 <Serenity> fuck you
32:00 <Serenity> no one here cares about your mortality enough for death threats to matter
32:00 <Saemon> so i dont want to live
32:00 <Saemon> but
32:00 <Saemon> im like stuck inbetween
32:00 <Monoxide> bullshit
32:00 <Serenity> if you died no one on austnet would care so dont say it if you wont do it
32:00 <knuckles> i has porcini mushroom lasagne
32:00 <knuckles> jelly mush!
32:00 <Monoxide> if you really thought there was no other escape you would have already done it
32:00 <Thoth> Nobody anywhere cares about your mortality. Ultimately they only care of their own. Well most people anyway
32:00 <Thoth> You're a hero if you put the lives of others before your own
32:00 <Monoxide> this is just pissy moaning abut how your life "shit"
33:00 <Thoth> Be a hero.
33:00 <knuckles> lol
33:00 <Serenity> an hero
33:00 <caballero> i have a hamster wheel you guys can tread on, i need the power 
33:00 <Thoth> caballero: a zorb ball?
33:00 <Serenity> I NEEED AN HERROOOO
33:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Bonnie Tyler - Holding Out For a Hero.mp3 (8.03MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 8:46)
33:00 <Saemon> omg bigbrother on channel GO! right now
33:00 <caballero> i could arrange something as a zorb ball if you like
33:00 <Saemon> yayaness!
33:00 <Serenity> lool doodles
34:00 <Monoxide> seriously Saemon until youre sleeping in a stairwell at the local shops so starving you can see ur ribs you need to be thankful you have the life you do
34:00 <Rotten^Meat> if your gonna suicide,  go out with a buzz,  die for a cause and kill the minster for agriculture Joe Ludwig then kill yourself to avoid jail
34:00 <Thoth> The other thing about heros is they don't bang on about how much of an awesome cunt they are
34:00 <Thoth> They just live to do the awesome things they do
34:00 <knuckles> stairwells arte urinals
35:00 <Thoth> caballero: o rly... I do like
35:00 <Thoth> where u at boi
35:00 <Saemon> thankful? for what? no friends, no partner, no job, little money, no family, obese, suffer from a range of medical conditions physical and mental
35:00 <Serenity> god ive got this fucking itch on my foot that wont fuck off
35:00 <Doodle> lol joe ludwig hasnt been minister for aff for a year
35:00 <Monoxide> dude
35:00 <Saemon> dont sit there and patronise me tellin me my life is ok
35:00 <Thoth> When you're dead will you be able to be thankful?
35:00 <Serenity> you're a live. with a roof over your head food in your belly and a bed to sleep in
35:00 <Saemon> when u havent been in my shoews
35:00 <Monoxide> you have a place to sleep
35:00 <Serenity> alive*
35:00 <British^Meat> Dont be angry with me Rotten^Meat, you've bought it on yourself
35:00 <Monoxide> a roof
35:00 <Monoxide> food
35:00 <Monoxide> some ppl dont even have that
35:00 <knuckles> ur a knife
35:00 <British^Meat> Maybe you should be angry at yourself maaaaaaaaate
35:00 <Rotten^Meat> if u can successfully assisante tony abbot i'll send all my savings to your kids
36:00 <Ana_Ng> you'll just vote in someone crappier
36:00 <Thoth> Why get fucking depressed aye. Is being a misery guts going to achieve anything in life?
36:00 <Thoth> You're obese? Well, start exercising tubby
36:00 <Thoth> Go for a jog. Not tomorrrow. Not later. Right now.
36:00 <British^Meat> yer
36:00 <British^Meat> or gym
36:00 <Monoxide> well
36:00 <British^Meat> find mates
36:00 <Monoxide> little money -> obese
36:00 <Serenity> excercise is a depression cure
36:00 <British^Meat> once weight is lost self worth will return
37:00 <British^Meat> then ye shall want to work
37:00 <British^Meat> when ye works u will get money
37:00 <British^Meat> when you get moeny you will go out
37:00 <Monoxide> noone wants to hang with a depressed cunt
37:00 <British^Meat> when you go out you will meet ladies
37:00 <Thoth> exercise regulates your body in so many more ways than just depression
37:00 <Monoxide> i learnt that years ago
37:00 <British^Meat> wow, we just cured this guy
37:00 <Thoth> diet, sleep, motivation
37:00 <British^Meat> There you go Saemon, thats all u have to do
37:00 <British^Meat> So you gonna do it?
37:00 <Monoxide> nope
37:00 <Thoth> British^Meat: no we didn't. He'll be a dumb cunt and not listen
37:00 <Monoxide> too lazy
37:00 <Monoxide> ^
37:00 <British^Meat> but i dont understand
37:00 <Monoxide> exactly
37:00 <Doodle> i'm far too stoned to read this garbage
37:00 <British^Meat> we just ficed him
37:00 <knuckles> cleanliness
37:00 <British^Meat> fixed him
38:00 <Ana_Ng> doodle i am shocked
38:00 <knuckles> cures ill feelings
38:00 <Student> typind on keyboard count as a excercise? :P
38:00 <Doodle> me too Ana_Ng
38:00 <Saemon> well ive got chronic fatigue syndrome which is really a major barrier to me doing much physical exertions
38:00 <Monoxide> theres 2 sayings that apply here
38:00 <Thoth> We told him how to fix it. 99% of the time the cure is ignored.
38:00 <Monoxide> you can lead a horse to water but you cant make it drink
38:00 <Serenity> Saemon you know I dont believe a word of what you say you have
38:00 <Thoth> Saemon: you've got chronic fuckwit syndrome, I don't think you have any others
38:00 <British^Meat> lol
38:00 <Monoxide> and
38:00 <British^Meat> IKR Serenity
38:00 <Monoxide> flogging a dead horse
38:00 <British^Meat> this guy
38:00 <Serenity> you tried to convince us for a year you have no legs.. i mean come on
38:00 <Student> * typing
38:00 <Saemon> but i hear what u guys are saying
38:00 <knuckles> i would flog a dead horse irl
38:00 <Saemon> i will attempt it
39:00 <British^Meat> no you arent Saemon
39:00 <Monoxide> really
39:00 <Rotten^Meat> find a purpose and start adopted abondoned pets roaming the streets then rehome them.  i did that and i felt so much better about myself
39:00 <Monoxide> honestly do you really
39:00 <Thoth> Saemon: if you heard what we're saying you wouldn't be here right now, you'd be jogging.
39:00 <Monoxide> i dont believe you
39:00 <British^Meat> coz the fact is, you'd rather sit on here and be a miserable bastard than go out and fix yourself
39:00 <Thoth> Don't insult our intelligence
39:00 <Thoth> cunt
39:00 <British^Meat> F A C T
39:00 <Saemon> lol not right now i dont even have jogging shoes
39:00 <Monoxide> until you can prove it you will always be a liar
39:00 <Student> he hear what you guys but he is not going to listen to you guys , woooooowwwwwww
39:00 <Saemon> or workout clothes
39:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Olivia Newton-John - Physical.mp3 (3.41MB 128kbps Stereo 3:43)
39:00 <Thoth> Dude you don't need shoes to jog. You need balls to achieve things.
39:00 <Thoth> Jog on the fucking grass
39:00 <Monoxide> oh great
39:00 <Thoth> Barefoot
40:00 <Doodle> jesus what is it fuckup hour
40:00 <Student> oh the Pieter Pan is back ;)
40:00 <Monoxide> yup
40:00 <Student> welcome back Pieter ;)
40:00 <Monoxide> no
40:00 <Monoxide> not welcome
40:00 <Serenity> Saemon is nothing but a troll. anyone who thinks otherwise is an idiot
40:00 <British^Meat> we're done with you Saemon, on to Pieter now
40:00 <Monoxide> pineapple
40:00 <Mew> ankle hole
40:00 <Pieter> headless chooks
40:00 <Pieter> bok bok bok
40:00 <Rotten^Meat> hey british,  i was trying to ask u if u wanna meet up for a coffee sometime during the hours of 10am- 1pm on a weekday?
40:00 <Monoxide> wow
40:00 <British^Meat> sure
41:00 <British^Meat> when and where?
41:00 <Serenity> fuck him
41:00 <Serenity> im sick of him going that
41:00 <Doodle> dont forget the condoms British^Meat
41:00 <Rotten^Meat> lemmi think..
41:00 <British^Meat> wait
41:00 <British^Meat> can it be 1am
41:00 <Monoxide> get some crisco
41:00 <British^Meat> 10am really isnt good for me
41:00 <Rotten^Meat> fuk up doodles,  were both guys and not gay
41:00 <Doodle> are you sure
41:00 <Monoxide> sure
41:00 <Doodle> you sound pretty gay
41:00 <Monoxide> only the taker is
42:00 <Rotten^Meat> how about pot adelaide cafe along lipson st british?
42:00 <Rotten^Meat> port
42:00 <British^Meat> k
42:00 <British^Meat> when?
43:00 <Rotten^Meat> but how do i know your not going to show up with a gang ready to beat me up?
43:00 <Doodle> *off
43:00 <Monoxide> its a dirty game but will you play with me
43:00 <British^Meat> ugh
43:00 <Mew> you don't, that's the fun part
43:00 <Thoth> < Rotten^Meat> fuk up doodles,  were both guys and not gay
43:00 <Thoth> http://i.imgur.com/DF9CJYn.jpg
43:00 <Monoxide> pfft
43:00 <British^Meat> back to your questions games again hey cutechinese?
43:00 <British^Meat> You've ruined it
43:00 <British^Meat> im done
43:00 <Monoxide> just roundhouse kick them all in the face
43:00 <Serenity> but what if he shows up with a gang ready to fuck you
43:00 <Monoxide> LOL
44:00 <Rotten^Meat> how can i be sure your not going to bash me up?
44:00 <Doodle> its not bashing up its just foreplay
44:00 <Rotten^Meat> or make a mockery of me?
44:00 <Serenity> ^
44:00 <Monoxide> theres one way to find out
44:00 <Monoxide> thats better
44:00 <Serenity> oh great beating me up again
44:00 <Monoxide> feel more like a husband now
44:00 <Serenity> dont let pz know
45:00 <Rotten^Meat> Toth,  wish i were as good looking as that guy in the photo
45:00 <Thoth> http://i.imgur.com/9H3VK8O.jpg
45:00 <Thoth> Yeah guy. No mockery.
45:00 <BlackDevil> suck it
45:00 <BlackDevil> im pregnant
46:00 <Thoth> To who?
46:00 <Student> is it hurting?
46:00 <Rotten^Meat> British,  when im feeling more confident and less paranoid,  ill confirm our meeting 
46:00 <Monoxide> wait
46:00 <Rotten^Meat> maybe i should just smoke a joint then meet up, it will be easier
46:00 <Monoxide> first you invite him out
46:00 <Monoxide> now youre saying no
46:00 <BlackDevil> now to watch masters of sex
46:00 <British^Meat> ok noels
46:00 <BlackDevil> because true blood isnt on
46:00 <Doodle> leaveing him with a semi
46:00 <Rotten^Meat> im not allowed to change my mind?
46:00 <Doodle> -e
47:00 <Monoxide> got him all riled up n randy
47:00 <Thoth> http://i.imgur.com/YbkAMqs.jpg
47:00 <Monoxide> frothing at the bumhole
47:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_uzNOQUlCdM
47:00 <Doodle> lol
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Martha Stewart Queef Decorating (Sep 22, 2012) 0:26 - Category: Howto & Style - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 491 likes (93.2%), 36 dislikes (6.8%)
47:00 <Rotten^Meat> i didnt say no,  im just postponing it
47:00 <British^Meat> ok noels
47:00 <Thoth> That pic reminds me of the wife
47:00 <BlackDevil> Man Allegedly Opened Fire On Kids Standing In Line At Ice Cream Truck
48:00 <Rotten^Meat> what are we going to talk about overthe coffee tho?
48:00 <Thoth> End of story
48:00 <Rotten^Meat> what if my sense of homour doesnt work like it does online?
48:00 <British^Meat> ive given you enough attention already
48:00 <British^Meat> play your questions game with someone else 
48:00 <British^Meat> cheers :)
48:00 <Rotten^Meat> the real world is completely different 
49:00 <Serenity> which one is this British^Meat
49:00 <Rotten^Meat> i bet your nothing like i expect u to be and vice versa
49:00 <British^Meat> noels caravans
49:00 <British^Meat> cutechinese
49:00 <British^Meat> questions douche
49:00 <Serenity> of course
49:00 <British^Meat> yarp
49:00 <Rotten^Meat> wait
49:00 <Rotten^Meat> i drive a mitsubishi sigma 79
49:00 <Rotten^Meat> u can easily figure im unemloyed by the car i drive
50:00 <Rotten^Meat> its 80% rusted out too
50:00 <Doodle> :/
50:00 <Thoth> http://i.imgur.com/XBGv2OM.jpg - its either nicki minj or the average irc girl
50:00 <Serenity> are you going to stop
50:00 <Rotten^Meat> stopped
50:00 <Doodle> not all unemployed people drive shit cars
50:00 <Mew> Is it the diahorrea green one?
50:00 <Thoth> Doodle: yes they do. Joe Hockey said so.
50:00 <Rotten^Meat> because the bitch is having a tantrum
50:00 <Doodle> i'm unemployed and i dont drive a shitbox
51:00 <Rotten^Meat> what do u drive?
51:00 <Serenity> no no joe hockey said poor people dont drive at all
51:00 <Serenity> get it right
51:00 <Doodle> whatever i say you will call it a shitbox
51:00 <Rotten^Meat> i havent worked for 20 years
51:00 <Thoth> OOOH
51:00 <Rotten^Meat> since i left school
51:00 <Thoth> Serenity: we need to report Doodle to Centrelink for undeclared income
51:00 <Rotten^Meat> which i quit at 15
51:00 <Doodle> lol
51:00 <Doodle> i only stopped working 2 weeks ago
51:00 <Rotten^Meat> well that explains why u dont drive a shit box
52:00 <Thoth> You should've sold the car before you claimed Centrelink
52:00 <Rotten^Meat> try being in my shoes 
52:00 <Doodle> sif sell my car
52:00 <Thoth> Rotten^Meat: fuck no. I'll try not to be in your shoes.
52:00 <Doodle> i'd rather live on noodles
52:00 <Rotten^Meat> 2 minutes of battery life
52:00 <Rotten^Meat> what should i do
52:00 <Rotten^Meat> flood
52:00 <Serenity> i have a 30 box of migoreng here
52:00 <Rotten^Meat> ok
52:00 <Serenity> u can have that
52:00 <Doodle> woooo
52:00 <Doodle> now i can buy more car parts
52:00 <Rotten^Meat> serentiy suckssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss assssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
54:00 <Student> rehab 
55:00 <Saemon> omg BIGBROTHER RIGHT NOW!!
56:00 <Serenity> dude shut up it was on last night
56:00 <Saemon> SKYE AND AISHA KISSINF IN THE SPA!!
56:00 <Thoth> http://i.imgur.com/kOeBC0u.jpg
56:00 <Saemon> hot lesbian action!!!
56:00 <Thoth> He don't need no rehab. Just needs to get a little high
56:00 <Saemon> why is it always ok for chicks to pash lol
56:00 <Saemon> not that im complaining about it
56:00 <Saemon> just funny how society views it
57:00 <Thoth> oh Saemon I'll find that pic for you...
57:00 <Thoth> Thats what made me start looking at pics anyway. Someone mentioned gay. It was likely about you
57:00 <Saemon> im sorta bi-sexual
57:00 <Saemon> so you're probably right
59:00 <British^Meat> sorta?
59:00 <British^Meat> wot u mean sorta>
59:00 <British^Meat> i'll play along...
59:00 <Saemon> sorta as in
59:00 <British^Meat> have u smooched a guy Saemon?
59:00 <British^Meat> have you exchanged bodily fluids with another man Saemon?
59:00 <Student> dock dock 
00:00 <British^Meat> Saemon?
00:00 <British^Meat> Saemon are you there?
00:00 <British^Meat> Hello Saemon?
00:00 <Monoxide> *12:57:49 PM* <Saemon> im sorta bi-sexual <--- LOOOLOLOLLLLOOOOOLL
00:00 <Saemon> hold on bigbrother is on
00:00 <Saemon> bbiab
00:00 <Monoxide> you compulsive liar
01:00 <Monoxide> Saemon do you like fucking guys
02:00 <Serenity> sorta bisexual
02:00 <Student> he is already doing it by not replying to both of you 
03:00 <Saemon> ok nothing intresting is happening on bigrother atm so i can talk
03:00 <Monoxide> answer the Q
03:00 <Saemon> sorta bisexual as in i find guys attractive if i see a hot guy 
04:00 <Monoxide> would you.... make out with, fuck or be fucked by a guy
04:00 <Saemon> like brad pitt for example, but i wouldnt actively date one
04:00 <Saemon> yes, ive done so already
04:00 <Saemon> with a shemale escort
04:00 <Saemon> does that count?
04:00 <Monoxide> wrong
04:00 <Saemon> he/she still hade a penis
04:00 <Monoxide> a guy
04:00 <Student> hello bee_girl
04:00 <Saemon> hrmm...yes if he was really good looking
04:00 <Saemon> it all depends on that
05:00 <bee_girl> afternoon Student
05:00 <Saemon> if the guy looked like brad pitt, when i'd deepthroat him and swallow his semen
05:00 <Monoxide> and a woman
05:00 <Student> afternoon 
05:00 <Saemon> then* i'd
05:00 <Monoxide> woah relax
05:00 <Monoxide> and pitt isnt good
05:00 <Monoxide> then youre not sorta bi
05:00 <Serenity> LOL far out
05:00 <Monoxide> you are bi
06:00 <Saemon> thats a matter of opinion Monoxide. to me he's a fucken god.
06:00 <Monoxide> or a bullshitter
06:00 <Serenity> i think hes a fully fledged pooftie but doesnt have the balls to admit it
06:00 <Monoxide> yeh
06:00 <Monoxide> i agree
06:00 <Saemon> maybe its cuz of my dad
06:00 <Saemon> he really hates homosexuals
06:00 <Serenity> who cares what he likes or doesnt like
07:00 <Serenity> youre not fucking him are you
07:00 <Saemon> yeah but growing up, the times when he does pay attention to me, he's always berating me for not being into sports
07:00 <Monoxide> welcome to life
07:00 <Monoxide> do you want a medal
07:00 <Serenity> sounds like you watch too much tv and are telling stories again
07:00 <Saemon> and was always all like 'u better not be some fucken faggot, get the fuck out there n play sum rugby'
08:00 <Monoxide> yep
08:00 <Monoxide> bullshit
08:00 <Serenity> too many american teen movies for you sonny
08:00 <Monoxide> indeed
08:00 <Saemon> sonny jim
09:00 <Monoxide> the lack of denial says loads
09:00 <knuckles> seen This Is The End sezz?
09:00 <Saemon> lol i have
09:00 <knuckles> seth rogan james franco n shit
09:00 <Saemon> love it
09:00 <Serenity> umm
10:00 <knuckles> lol yeah watching it now
10:00 <Serenity> i dont know lol
10:00 <Serenity> no i dont think i have
10:00 <Saemon> wait till danny macbride shows up
10:00 <Saemon> getd even more hilarious
10:00 <knuckles> oh fuck yeah!
10:00 <knuckles> woooo
10:00 <Saemon> KENNY FUCKING POWERS!
10:00 <knuckles> word
10:00 <Thoth> < Saemon> why is it always ok for chicks to pash lol
10:00 <knuckles> such a good tv show man
10:00 <Saemon> lol knuckles u know it
10:00 <Thoth> this is why: http://i.imgur.com/Wyf2Zm6.png
11:00 <knuckles> ;)
11:00 <Saemon> glad someone else in here is a fellow fan 
11:00 <Monoxide> ugh
12:00 <BlackDevil> fuck
12:00 <BlackDevil> that is sexy Thoth
12:00 <knuckles> downloading Maleficent ehehe and some animated movie about squirrels lol
13:00 <knuckles> "Are we going dick to butt?"
13:00 <BlackDevil> dick docking
13:00 <Ana_Ng> anchor hocking
14:00 <BlackDevil> soaking
16:00 <Saemon> hi Ana_Ng
16:00 <Ana_Ng>  What was Western Australia's first AFL team called?
16:00 <Thoth> I know right
16:00 <Thoth> I have niggerbytes of awesome pictures
17:00 <Thoth> It just sux when I try to find something, its impossible
18:00 <Thoth> http://i.imgur.com/sOJduCh.jpg
22:00 <Thoth> I can find all kinds of random crap tho
22:00 <Ana_Ng> you can't view them
23:00 <Ana_Ng> or put them on imgur
23:00 <Saemon> hows skirmish?
23:00 <Saemon> Ana_Ng
24:00 <BlackDevil> why did my mate pieter get banned?
25:00 <knuckles> yay Saemon emma watson survived woooo
25:00 <Saemon> lol
25:00 <knuckles> i was like, where is emma watson!
25:00 <knuckles> ehehe
25:00 <Saemon> have u seen the rape dialogue scene yet?
25:00 <Saemon> where all the guys are arguing about whose gona rape her first lolol
26:00 <knuckles> as if downey jr is bangin her
26:00 <knuckles> not yet
26:00 <British^Meat> oh WOW Saemon
26:00 <British^Meat> i just thought...
26:00 <British^Meat> youre bisexual...
26:00 <British^Meat> knuckles is bi sexual.....
26:00 <knuckles> ok they r now LMAO
26:00 <British^Meat> u can thank me later
27:00 <knuckles> dude nothing was rapey until you brought up the rapey vibes!
28:00 <Thoth> 4 out of 5 enjoy gang rape
29:00 <BlackDevil> would explain the people in here
29:00 <Serenity> HELP HELP I WAS GRAPED
29:00 <Serenity> dont you mean raped?
29:00 <Serenity> NO there was a bunch of them!
29:00 <knuckles> haha
31:00 <BlackDevil> knuckles http://www.orgasmatrix.com/metamorfosis-japonesas/
32:00 <Thoth> http://i.imgur.com/24ibQut.jpg
41:00 <Serenity> tsk tsk tsk Saemon
41:00 <Serenity> you really should watch who you talk about
43:00 <knuckles> woa BlackDevil
45:00 <BlackDevil> crazy huh knuckles
46:00 <caballero> anyone work in i.t here that can give me a job
46:00 <BlackDevil> a hand job?
46:00 <Thoth> Sure. Clean the toilet
46:00 <BlackDevil> blow job?
46:00 <caballero> no screw hand jobs, i need something worth while
47:00 <knuckles> yeah they look bad before and after
47:00 <caballero> ;( 
48:00 <Serenity> im in lots of channels that i dont have ops in BlackDevil. I wont join cats because you're all trolls. why would i join a channel thats full of all the morons that are banned from here?
49:00 <Serenity> and the ones that arent banned are worse than the ones who are
49:00 <BlackDevil> i do not care
49:00 <BlackDevil> shutup
49:00 <Serenity> you do
49:00 <Serenity> becuase you wont fucking shut up about me
49:00 <BlackDevil> shut up
49:00 <Serenity> either fuck up
49:00 <BlackDevil> keep quite
49:00 <Serenity> or find something else to talk about
49:00 <BlackDevil> it was a private conversation
49:00 <Serenity> hey if you bring it up im gonna talk about it
49:00 <Serenity> it wasnt private
49:00 <BlackDevil> not a bitch involement conversation
50:00 <Serenity> dont sook now
50:00 <BlackDevil> i aint sooking
50:00 <Serenity> i know you're obsessed not my problem
50:00 <Serenity> you are
50:00 <BlackDevil> you talk shit, people talk shit to you
50:00 <BlackDevil> and you ban them
50:00 <BlackDevil> personally
50:00 <Serenity> i havent banned anyone new in months
50:00 <Serenity> you giant loser
50:00 <BlackDevil> bull shit
50:00 <BlackDevil> you just banned pieter for talking shit
50:00 <Serenity> and all the bans from your precious channel are other ops bans
50:00 <Serenity> lol
50:00 <Serenity> pieter was already banned
50:00 <Serenity> and i told stebie about it months ago
51:00 <BlackDevil> i dont ban anymore because there is no point
51:00 <BlackDevil> you either protect them
51:00 <BlackDevil> so just ignore it
51:00 <Serenity> lol right
51:00 <Serenity> im not allowed to take bans off so what difference would it make?
51:00 <Serenity> you're full of it
51:00 <Serenity> big opper protecting a whole channel of trolls
52:00 <BlackDevil> im not protecting them
52:00 <Serenity> gutless to boot
52:00 <Serenity> you ARE
52:00 <BlackDevil> how so?
52:00 <British^Meat> BlackDevil u suck and on one likes you :( well except all the douchebags
52:00 <Serenity> dont talk about ignoring bans when ive seen you sit ther and watch people paste peoples personal info infront of your face and then threaten to zline the person whos info was posted
52:00 <Saemon> maurice bans ppl unfairly and you dont speak out agaisnt it or anything Serenity, u see it, u witness it and you're a fellow op
53:00 <BlackDevil> i just banned shads for that shit
53:00 <Saemon> standing by wathcin it and doing nothing about its bad as well
53:00 <Serenity> Saemon fuck off
53:00 <Serenity> i cant undo the bans
53:00 <Serenity> stop sooking about it
53:00 <Mew> guys remember its just irc
53:00 <British^Meat> Saemon show me the rule book
53:00 <Saemon> well at least have a word with her
53:00 <Mew> so srs
53:00 <British^Meat> i dont get his whole being fair thing
53:00 <Saemon> that u could have done
53:00 <Serenity> you dont know what i said to her
53:00 <Serenity> im not showing you my convos with maurice
54:00 <Saemon> "oh hey, um, that ban was quite unfair you know....he only asked where another fellow chatroom memeber was"
54:00 <Serenity> she unbanned loof
54:00 <Serenity> you didnt get unbanned
54:00 <Serenity> not my problem
55:00 <Mew> fezticlular cancer
56:00 <Fez> Mewtiful mewbs
56:00 <matrix> Afternoon all
56:00 <Mew> hey matrix wb
57:00 <matrix> Tanx Mew
57:00 <matrix> :-)
58:00 <Thoth> http://i.imgur.com/M5NMcjx.jpg
00:00 <Thoth> Urgh
00:00 <Thoth> Real estate agents should assign apartment levels by weight. If you're fat you stay down the bottom so nobody has to listen to your fat ass doing Zumba for 2 minutes and then giving up
01:00 <Thoth> Saemon take note
03:00 <simba> L!OOLL
03:00 <Serenity> ill get the blame for that now
04:00 <simba> oh no :~(
05:00 <matrix> Oh dear
07:00 <fawks> welcome Ana_Ng
07:00 <fawks> u were missed
08:00 <BlackDevil> nice reason simba
08:00 <simba> lol
08:00 <simba> why are you poking your head into it
08:00 <BlackDevil> against the rules?
08:00 <simba> you dont read this channel and have no idea why bans are set
09:00 <BlackDevil> plus he didnt speak for 10 minutes
09:00 <fawks> battel of teh ops
10:00 <Monoxide> what did i miss
10:00 <BlackDevil> whitney houston died
10:00 <simba> and the channel is better for it
10:00 <fawks> queue xfiles music
10:00 <Serenity> blacdevil raging out cause i saw one of his private convos with saemon the worm
10:00 <Monoxide> oh like every other troll hes got sucking his dick
11:00 <Serenity> pre much
11:00 <simba> does saemon manipulate him
11:00 <BlackDevil> hey they suck my dick pretty good
11:00 <fawks> gross
11:00 <Serenity> nah bd gets off on all those cats people licking his dick
12:00 <Serenity> its cute
12:00 <Monoxide> he thnks they like him
12:00 <Monoxide> in reality they too are giggling their troll asses off at the dumbshit
13:00 <Thoth> Serenity: I wish I could take the blame
13:00 <Monoxide> austnet as a collective entity needs to drop his server, remove his oling and bid farewell to the rubbish
13:00 <Monoxide> LOL oling
14:00 <simba> i dont think austnet is a guy
14:00 <Monoxide> his server as in bd's
14:00 <Monoxide> i dont think bd could be slassified as a guy either
14:00 <Monoxide> but yanno
15:00 <Monoxide> wtf is with my typing
15:00 <Monoxide> SLASSIFIED
15:00 <simba> knuckles..... panda?
15:00 <simba> why are you using knuckles nick ~_~
15:00 <simba> @_@
15:00 <Monoxide> ...
15:00 <Monoxide> cos evading
16:00 <Mew> slass n titties
16:00 <Thoth> Where?
16:00 <Mew> oh dammit the toilet paper must've torn
16:00 <Monoxide> rofl
17:00 <simba> wat
18:00 <Monoxide> dunny paper noose
20:00 <Doodle> 420
20:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCddlkIlTbI
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: live painting show - Woman's life (Aug 12, 2014) 4:13 - Category: News & Politics - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 3,200 likes (98.9%), 34 dislikes (1.1%)
20:00 <fawks> so beautiful. fuck
21:00 <knuckles> ok
21:00 <knuckles> i am never watching that movie ever again
21:00 <knuckles> too much ego.
21:00 <Ana_Ng> which one
21:00 <knuckles> This Is The ENd
22:00 <simba> lol
22:00 <simba> thats the shittest movie ive seen in 10 years
22:00 <simba> its like BlackDevil-tier
22:00 <knuckles> it was pathetic
22:00 <fawks> i wanted to kill jonah hill in that
22:00 <simba> its for people who consider the hangover a masterpiece
22:00 <knuckles> i feel like jonah hill stole my soul
22:00 <Serenity> aw man I should have peed before i left da house
23:00 <knuckles> as i was watching that movie my soul was being gang raped by those guys
23:00 <fawks> lol 'ensemble cast'
23:00 <fawks> the best bit was teh backstreet boys
23:00 <fawks> thats literally it
23:00 <knuckles> i liked seeing Cera die
23:00 <Serenity> is it worth dling
23:00 <fawks> omg i usually love him
23:00 <simba> that was the Worst bit
23:00 <fawks> but he was so fucking annoying in it
23:00 <knuckles> and being sucked off and having his asshole licked
23:00 <fawks> UGGGGGH
24:00 <knuckles> i just want to punch all of those guys in the face right now
24:00 <fawks> he looked so much like butthead
24:00 <knuckles> where the fuck do i order cardboard cut outs
24:00 <fawks> in that movie
24:00 <Serenity> I got a d for me last essay fawks
24:00 <fawks> as in beavis n buthead
24:00 <fawks> hoorayy
24:00 <fawks> congrats
24:00 <Serenity> cheers
24:00 <simba> comic book stores
25:00 <Serenity> slowly getting better as this essay nonsense
25:00 <fawks> I don't care if the whole world stops fucking with me. Because I fucks with me, & there ain't bunkbeds in caskets.
25:00 <Monoxide> got a D
25:00 <Monoxide> ;)
25:00 <fawks> what teh heck
25:00 <Thoth> Do all women and metrosexuals replace their phones every 6 months?
25:00 <Monoxide> next is a HD
25:00 <simba> if theyre insecure
26:00 <fawks> f u TheRon
26:00 <TheRon> what?
26:00 <knuckles> the glass on the back of my ifone is a bit smashed
26:00 <fawks> i got 0/4 in tipping
26:00 <Serenity> havent got any essays for a while
26:00 <Monoxide> only if theyre iFags
26:00 <knuckles> dropped it onto concrete
26:00 <TheRon> damn
26:00 <Thoth> no even with samsungs
26:00 <fawks> like i legit got every single one wrong.
26:00 <TheRon> storm is on mad monday
26:00 <fawks> i was devo the dogs won
26:00 <fawks> :'''''(
26:00 <knuckles> my i phone has ass cracks
26:00 <knuckles> literally
26:00 <Thoth> my spastic sister in law broke the screen on her s4... so she bought the s5 for no particular reason
26:00 <fawks> but i guess i have to say suck shit to melb
27:00 <fawks> they robbed us with their 81st minute try
27:00 <fawks> so they can suck it
27:00 <Thoth> so anyway we got an s4 for the cost of a screen replacement
27:00 <Thoth> its how we get all our phones
27:00 <fawks> welll there was a reason
27:00 <fawks> she broke the screen
27:00 <TheRon> storm did play shit, there were som gift trys
27:00 <Thoth> part was $140 on fleabay
27:00 <knuckles> i am better than that
28:00 <Thoth> I also once had sex with an azn so I can replace it
28:00 <knuckles> i have a banana spray painted black
28:00 <Thoth> if she kept it or gave it to me, I would
28:00 <knuckles> that's how i roll, with my black spray painted banana in my back pocket
28:00 <Monoxide> ffs
28:00 <simba> knuckles why are u using knuckles nick
28:00 <fawks> ok
28:00 <knuckles> he's cool with it
29:00 <Mew> lmao
29:00 <knuckles> and because i broke a knuckle
29:00 <knuckles> broke my hand like 3 weeks ago
29:00 <Mew> another dent in the bathroom door
29:00 <fawks> literally been here for liek 20 mins and i already hate you all
29:00 <simba> u asked him if u could start using the nick?? lol
29:00 <knuckles> nah i regd it
29:00 <knuckles> and told him
29:00 <fawks> imagine sending someone a facebook message
29:00 <Serenity> fu fawks
29:00 <fawks> asking to use their irc nick
29:00 <TheRon> ben thowing stuff again?
29:00 <fawks> y sez
30:00 <simba> hes cool with it after you registered it lol
30:00 <Serenity> sif hate
30:00 <fawks> lol
30:00 <knuckles> mew, how the fuck does a guy break his hand on a shitty bathroom door?
30:00 <fawks> ok i hate most
30:00 <Mew> loool
30:00 <knuckles> you could push your hand through those doors
30:00 <Serenity> thats better
30:00 <fawks> esp u
30:00 <knuckles> they're not solid
30:00 <TheRon> fuck everybody!!
30:00 <fawks> huehauhea
30:00 <Serenity> you cunt
30:00 <knuckles> man you're so fat and dumb
30:00 <simba> Fuck Jesus!!!!!!!!!!
30:00 <Serenity> I'm  heart broken
30:00 <knuckles> i just hate how fat and dumb you are Mew
30:00 <TheRon> maybe not jesus
30:00 <simba> looooooool
30:00 <simba> calm down
30:00 <fawks> so fat and dumb
31:00 <TheRon> he is a vengefull god
31:00 <fawks> -- 50 cent
31:00 <knuckles> im calm
31:00 <Serenity> my screen protector has a bubble :(
31:00 <knuckles> im doin my danny mcbride
31:00 <fawks> use sticky tape
31:00 <knuckles> without swear words
31:00 <fawks> two pieces
31:00 <fawks> one to lift the protector
31:00 <fawks> one to pick off the dust thats causing the bubble
31:00 <knuckles> stop takin shit so srsly simba
31:00 <Serenity> theres a scratch on the film
31:00 <fawks> oh
31:00 <fawks> k  cant fix scratch
31:00 <knuckles> lolz u asked permission to use a nick lolz, you are full of assumptions man
31:00 <Serenity> I need to get a new one wah
32:00 <Mew>  gettn 2 yehosh since '05
32:00 <fawks> i bought a shitty tablet today
32:00 <simba> knuckles : what?
32:00 <fawks> was reduced from 99 to 39 at dicksmith
32:00 <knuckles> yeah no
32:00 <TheRon> i hope port win but don't think they will
32:00 <Serenity> oh is it good?
32:00 <fawks> havent got it yet
32:00 <fawks> should come by friday
32:00 <Serenity> ooo online?
32:00 <fawks> its a droid one
32:00 <fawks> 16gb
32:00 <fawks> 7inch
32:00 <knuckles> you two need to chill out some Mew
32:00 <Serenity> they have some mad special online
32:00 <fawks> some shitty cpu but i dont wanna use it to build a spaceship
33:00 <fawks> just to read around the house or when im outside at teh park
33:00 <Serenity> yeah
33:00 <fawks> im sick of moving my laptop and charger from room to room
33:00 <fawks> its so annoying
33:00 <Serenity> those cheap ones are fine
33:00 <fawks> yeah
33:00 <fawks> should be ok to just read/facebook/check emails
33:00 <fawks> i wont put too much on it
33:00 <matrix> Cheap ones worst thing is usually screen res and battery life
33:00 <simba> 40 bux for a tablet?
33:00 <fawks> $39 tyvm
33:00 <matrix> The rest tends to be fine
34:00 <fawks> was reduced from 99
34:00 <Serenity> my kids cheapies last a couple days
34:00 <fawks> never heard of the brand though
34:00 <simba> hope it worx
34:00 <TheRon> pills can be expensive
34:00 <knuckles> i need to brush my teeth after being mouth fucked by seth rogan and friends.
34:00 <knuckles> and eye fucked
34:00 <Serenity> screen red is terribad
34:00 <Serenity> but kids
34:00 <Serenity> res*
34:00 <fawks> has a year warranty but even if it dies i wont be too fussed cos ..$39
34:00 <fawks> lol
34:00 <ShadowLurker> if it does what you want who cares
34:00 <Serenity> haha yeah
34:00 <fawks> yup
34:00 <TheRon> descaled my coffee machine today
35:00 <fawks> as i said im not gonna build a spaceship with it
35:00 <TheRon> now the water comes out where it's supposed to
35:00 <FredFlinstone> wd
35:00 <fawks> also i use my phone way too much
35:00 <fawks> this will give it a break..
35:00 <fawks> lol
35:00 <simba> tablets are extremely useful between devices
35:00 <fawks> i charge my phone so much its bad
36:00 <ShadowLurker> nah its good
36:00 <FredFlinstone> another chardy methinks
36:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: you home yet?
36:00 <FredFlinstone> nH
36:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
36:00 <FredFlinstone> wed go home
36:00 <ShadowLurker> running liions flat is terribad
36:00 <TheRon> nice
37:00 <FredFlinstone> weather is shit now though :(
37:00 <Serenity> lions
37:00 <FredFlinstone> but its nice to be away
37:00 <Serenity> rawr
37:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
37:00 <FredFlinstone> got my schanks on
37:00 <FredFlinstone> hope they turn out well
37:00 <ShadowLurker> ill give you lion later
37:00 <TheRon> beautiful
37:00 <FredFlinstone> they smelled fantastic when I was preparing
37:00 <TheRon> shanks and a red
37:00 <fawks> Features: Android 4.1 Operating System, Rockchip 2906 CPU, 512MB DDR 3 RAM, 16GB on board storage, 7" 5 point capacitive multi-touch Touch Screen, 32GB Micro SD Card Slot, Dual Cameras: 0.3MP front; 2MP rear, 802.11 b/g/n WiFi
37:00 <fawks> i looked up rockchip
37:00 <FredFlinstone> that was at 1 c'clok
37:00 <fawks> i think its asian.
37:00 <fawks> lol
37:00 <fawks> but oh wells
38:00 <ShadowLurker> thats not bad
38:00 <TheRon> awesome
38:00 <FredFlinstone> hopefully
38:00 <fawks> all the other cheap ones were like 4gb im like wtf can you fit on that
38:00 <ShadowLurker> i wouldnt mind getting an elcheapo for taking notes at work
38:00 <fawks> do you want the link
38:00 <ShadowLurker> note/pics
38:00 <Serenity> yes plz
38:00 <ShadowLurker> sure ill get work to get one for me
38:00 <fawks> http://www.dicksmith.com.au/tablets-accessories/dgtec-tb512-16g-7-16gb-tablet-dsau-ta7017
39:00 <fawks> only like 5 bux delivery
39:00 <simba> that would work well
39:00 <ShadowLurker> we have an account with them
39:00 <ShadowLurker> free derivery
39:00 <fawks> sick
39:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Twiztid : Nightmarez [Abominationz - 2012]
40:00 <TheRon> making friends FredFlinstone ?
40:00 <Serenity> neat
40:00 <fawks> i was on the phone asking if they had them in store
40:00 <fawks> and hes like can you spell the bran
40:00 <fawks> d
40:00 <fawks> im like
40:00 <fawks> D......for .... dick
40:00 <Serenity> lol
40:00 <fawks> and realised it wasnt inappropriate
40:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
40:00 <fawks> cos dick smith.
40:00 <fawks> and i laughed at myself for like 3 minutes
40:00 <fawks> hes like .
40:00 <ShadowLurker> well
42:00 <TheRon> the fray - over my head 
42:00 <Serenity>  im so tiref
42:00 <Serenity> tired
42:00 <faux> I have a gigantic headache.. I had too much wine with lunch and was sitting in the sun my head feels fried 
42:00 <faux> I hate that summer is so closw
43:00 <TheRon> a bit of a boozy lunch?
43:00 <Serenity> its starting here you can "feel" the change in the air at night
43:00 <Serenity> its not hot yet but you can feel it
43:00 <knuckles> nothing i do gets that image of an evil cera having his asshole licked out out of mu head
44:00 <knuckles> my*
44:00 <faux> Yeah but the nights and mornings here are freezing it's so confusing cos my body is still warm from the day and then at night you can't cover cos you get hot but can't not cover cos its cold lol eekh
44:00 <TheRon> i love springtime, warm enough for chicks to wear singlets, yet cold enough to see nipples
44:00 <faux> lol
44:00 <knuckles> im gonna get into serbian cinema or somethin
44:00 <faux> Classic TheRon
44:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Phil Collins : In the Air Tonight [Greatest Hits of the 80's (dis - 2003]
44:00 <faux> Fuck yeah Phil collins
45:00 <knuckles> that song made the first episode of miami vice so damn classic
45:00 <TheRon> i need a gorilla suit and a drum kit
46:00 <ShadowLurker> yup
46:00 <Moke> okj
46:00 <Serenity> id bone someone wearing a gorilla suit
46:00 <ShadowLurker> dudum dudum dudum dudm tiss tiss
46:00 <Serenity> lol
46:00 <knuckles> id bone a chick wearing a Frank Sidebottom suit and head.
46:00 <faux> Like you need a suit
46:00 <faux> BAM
46:00 <knuckles> oh man i so gotta dl FRANK
47:00 <TheRon> i'd just bone a chick
47:00 <Serenity> hes not hairy enough
47:00 <ShadowLurker> id need to glue hair on tho
47:00 <faux> download a noose
47:00 <simba> phranc
47:00 <TheRon> any chick
47:00 <Serenity> hes soft like a woman
47:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
47:00 <faux> lol that was mean 
47:00 <ShadowLurker> i realy am
47:00 <faux> Soz
47:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh but youre a cunt so ...
47:00 <Serenity> lool
47:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
47:00 <faux> So i meant what I said to panda you asshair
47:00 <faux> No*
48:00 <faux> What I said to you was hilarious 
48:00 <ShadowLurker> oh
48:00 <knuckles> lol
48:00 <ShadowLurker> i cant see anything he says
48:00 <knuckles> i am kinda hairy
48:00 <faux> He said hes gotta download frank and I told him to download a noose
48:00 <faux> The end
48:00 <knuckles> did u
48:00 <ShadowLurker> oh nice
48:00 <ShadowLurker> ^5
48:00 <knuckles> why should i dl a noose
49:00 <simba> noosa
49:00 <faux> Lasso 
49:00 <Serenity> nusa 
49:00 <faux> B a cowboy
49:00 <TheRon> simba i wanna hear ken hinkleys speach at 3 qtr time
49:00 <TheRon> awesome by all accounts
49:00 <ShadowLurker> brokeback style
50:00 <faux> One of my neighbours went overseas for like 3 months and I was wondering why I hadn't seen her around and today she's like IM BACK!!! I'm like oh OK where'd ya go lol
50:00 <faux> She was so offended I felt like a dickhead 
50:00 <knuckles> a lot of variables come into play to hang somebody properly
50:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
50:00 <simba> TheRon its probably too awesome for our ears.. we need 3x pre seasons of hard work to process such language
50:00 <ShadowLurker> "oh you were gone"
50:00 <faux> LOL
50:00 <faux> Her face was like 
50:00 <faux> .
50:00 <Serenity> lol
50:00 <faux> I honestly felt terrible cos I love her
50:00 <simba> Oh King Kenny... U Came From Geelong... Now Ur Not Wrong... At Da Power.... oh Kenny...
50:00 <faux> She brings me leb food
50:00 <faux> We call her ma lol
50:00 <Serenity> its like when b1 says "back"
50:00 <faux> And I had no idea she was gone
51:00 <Serenity> and everyone is like... whered you go
51:00 <faux> LOL SEZ
51:00 <faux> You left?
51:00 <Serenity> lool
51:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha
51:00 <faux> The one hour he leaves a day to sleep and fit in a quick meal 
51:00 <ShadowLurker> and get back to lurking
51:00 <TheRon> kenny used to float across and take awesome marks
51:00 <Serenity> or the 3.4 seconds between brb and back
51:00 <faux> Gotta keep his energy levels high if he wants to maintain stats
51:00 <simba> lmao this pic is a riot https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10649554_734485433290010_8273813846650185213_n.jpg?oh=81586e769e9c5db8f3535edb95adcd60&oe=5498E408&__gda__=1422480816_c100e55b64e0749a6e09908cb171faff
51:00 <ShadowLurker> cos gotta keep that line count up
51:00 <faux> Lool
51:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
52:00 <ShadowLurker> lol simba
52:00 <faux> That PIC makes me sick
52:00 <Serenity> that girl 0.0
52:00 <faux> Idk why 
52:00 <faux> I've seen worse
52:00 <faux> I.e shadowlurkers links
52:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
52:00 <TheRon> if you really squint, you can see a bloke trying to keep his food down
52:00 <simba> what is that white block is that feta
52:00 <Serenity> I dont even click his linkz
53:00 <ShadowLurker> shes so rude
53:00 <faux> I wanna slap that dudes butt
53:00 <Serenity> I think they are napkins simba lol
53:00 <faux> With a fly swatter 
53:00 <ShadowLurker> great the boss is doing rounds
53:00 <simba> o yea
53:00 <faux> Feta 
54:00 <faux> Mm feta and kalamata olives 
54:00 <faux> N cucumber
54:00 <faux> In a wrap
54:00 <faux> Pls
54:00 <TheRon> oh you eat the cucumber?
55:00 <faux> Yeah I'm not my mum
55:00 <faux> lol OK no one will get that jokes but sez
55:00 <TheRon> dirty?
55:00 <faux> Terrible.
55:00 <simba> kalamata re
56:00 <knuckles> k i feel better now i vented about that movie on fb
56:00 <faux> my mum grew cucumbers and when her first two grew she sent me a PIC and the caption was something like something mentioning its size and we found it funny..
56:00 <faux> -something 
56:00 <faux> something like something something 
57:00 <Serenity> buahahahah
59:00 <faux> How the fuck did that pistorius cunt get away with murder 
59:00 <knuckles> YIFY needs to upload this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-catC4tBVyY
59:00 <TheRon> the lawyer used the chewbacca defense
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Frank | Official Trailer (Mar 10, 2014) 1:59 - Category: Film & Animation - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 1,398 likes (97.7%), 33 dislikes (2.3%)
59:00 <faux> Like am I missing something.. He shot through a bathroom door?
59:00 <TheRon> and homer simpson was on the jury
00:00 <faux> Did a thief break into his home to fucking poop
00:00 <faux> And wouldn't you call out first to see if your Mrs is home before shooting.. I just don't understand 
00:00 <faux> I don't care if its in SA or here.. There's no logic 
00:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Twiztid : Hound Dogs w- ICP & BLaze [Mostasteless (2nd Release) - ]
01:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSeek1ouq7A
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: South Park - Liar/Murderer (May 25, 2013) 0:50 - Category: Comedy - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 139 likes (98.6%), 2 dislikes (1.4%)
02:00 <TheRon> this puts me in tears everytime
05:00 <knuckles> hah
05:00 <knuckles> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152480384712716
06:00 <knuckles> pulled off air because of political correctness issues
06:00 <knuckles> terrorist cell in aus funded by welfare
07:00 <TheRon> called the liberal party??
08:00 <knuckles> check this out TheRon
08:00 <knuckles> A REAL MAYOR WHO REFUSES TO REMOVE PORK FROM THE SCHOOL CANTEENS EXPLAINS WHY
08:00 <knuckles> Muslim parents demanded the abolition of pork in all the school canteens of Ath in Belgium.
08:00 <knuckles> Marc Duvivier the mayor of Ath, has refused, and the town clerk sent a note to all parents to explain why.
08:00 <knuckles> “Muslims must understand that they have to adapt to Belgium, its customs, its traditions, its way of life, because that's where they chose to immigrate.
08:00 <knuckles> They must understand that they have to integrate and learn to live in Belgium.
09:00 <TheRon> nothing wrong with that
09:00 <knuckles> They must understand that it is for them to change their lifestyle, not the Belgians who so generously welcomed them.
09:00 <knuckles> They must understand that the Athois are neither racist nor xenophobic, they accepted many immigrants before Muslims (whereas the reverse is not true that Muslims do not accept non-Muslim foreigners on their soil).
09:00 <faux> Maybe they should teach their children not to fucking order pork
09:00 <simba> @_@
09:00 <TheRon> if muclims don't want pork don't have pork
09:00 <knuckles> hahaha fox
09:00 <simba> im a queer babe
09:00 <knuckles> no shit
09:00 <knuckles> how difficult is that
10:00 <faux> Ask the canteen lady if it has pork, they say yes , don't order it.. How simple is that 
10:00 <faux> They want everyone around them to adapt to their lifestyle yet they can't fucking assimilate 
10:00 <TheRon> i don't think hindus ark up much about beef
10:00 <simba> im a fierce queer babe
11:00 <TheRon> simba who are you trying to avoid?
11:00 <faux> uh
11:00 <faux> ok
11:00 <simba> umm nobody
11:00 <simba> i tackle everey1 head on
11:00 <TheRon> robbie gray, brownlow chance?
12:00 <knuckles> the jewish school i went to for a year had no probbers with non jewish students bringing ham sangas and such
12:00 <simba> def
12:00 <simba> his year was amazing
12:00 <faux> you went to a Jewish school 
12:00 <faux> Why
12:00 <TheRon> they reckon ablett has 22 votes
13:00 <TheRon> i'm an anti dentite
14:00 <TheRon> dentists want their own schools
15:00 <TheRon> selwood has enough votes i think
16:00 <knuckles> well mum wanted to send me there to begin with because of it's good reputation
16:00 <knuckles> but she couldnt afford it at the time
16:00 <knuckles> but i did end up goin for year seven!
17:00 <TheRon> the parents, the grandparents all chip in so that my nephew can goto a christian private school
17:00 <knuckles> is a million ways to die in the west amusing enough to bother with
17:00 <TheRon> no
17:00 <knuckles> liam neeson
17:00 <TheRon> it's no ted
17:00 <knuckles> but ^
17:00 <knuckles> but liam "taken" neeson!
18:00 <TheRon> taken 2 neeson
18:00 <doctor> christian private schools can really screw you up
18:00 <doctor> (i went to one)
18:00 <doctor> not always of course
18:00 <TheRon> doodle would understand, it was either their or phoenix
19:00 <TheRon> there
19:00 <TheRon> my side isn't that religous so it all balances out
19:00 <simba> https://38.media.tumblr.com/0111b27f80c2c0e1bfd7bcbc823c885a/tumblr_nbv5i30gUm1sw6dc9o2_500.jpg
20:00 <TheRon> bargain
20:00 <knuckles> what doctor said
20:00 <knuckles> i went to one too
20:00 <knuckles> i couldnt stand it
21:00 <knuckles> forcing christianity onto children is wrong
21:00 <TheRon> no way he's becoming an altar boy
21:00 <TheRon> don't worry we contradict everything
22:00 <TheRon> what the church needs is hot female priests
22:00 <faux> Forcing anything is wrong 
23:00 <knuckles> is using The Force wrong?
23:00 <TheRon> no
23:00 <knuckles> i dont have the force, i tried
23:00 <knuckles> :(
23:00 <TheRon> i use the fork
23:00 <knuckles> and how do we achieve peace TheRon?
23:00 <knuckles> with a kniiffee
23:00 <TheRon> through sport
24:00 <knuckles> homer in the navy ep
24:00 <knuckles> ;)
24:00 <TheRon> if everybody has a love for sport this world could achieve peace
26:00 <TheRon> doctor, whitesnake - here we go again
27:00 <doctor> cheers mate
31:00 <TheRon> mew at the beach are you a one piece or two piece?
31:00 <milk> ninja suit
31:00 <knuckles> mmm mars bar
31:00 <knuckles> simba i was wrong, chocolate from the fridge is awesome!
31:00 <ShadowLurker> 0 piece
32:00 <TheRon> at the beach i'm a camo and binocculars kind of bloke
32:00 <Mew> just flapping in the breeze TheRon
32:00 <TheRon> yes!
33:00 <simba> im a beach im a camo im a binocculars im a rhino
34:00 <TheRon> simba ever make your way down to maslin beach??
34:00 <simba> neva
35:00 <simba> is it near muslim beach
35:00 <TheRon> muslim beach would be all covered up
35:00 <knuckles> hahaha
35:00 <fawks> Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
35:00 <knuckles> covered sand
35:00 <knuckles> covered surf
35:00 <knuckles> everything covered, under a huge tent
36:00 <TheRon> bit weird beaches and chicks wearing hijabs
36:00 <simba> hijab them in the butt
36:00 <milk> is so their skin goes white
37:00 <milk> they bleach their skin, and they dont want sun on it making it go grownwer
37:00 <milk> browener
37:00 <milk> *
37:00 <knuckles> i wonder how many kids will have TMNT nightmares
37:00 <TheRon> yeah because the rat is a pedo
38:00 <knuckles> they look freaky as all fk
38:00 <TheRon> i could be wrong
38:00 <faux> a pee dough
39:00 <TheRiddler> weirdough
39:00 <TheRon> pee batter for fish?
39:00 <FredFlinstone> oh lol
39:00 <FredFlinstone> I cant use that beer can chicken cooker in my babyQ TheRon
40:00 <FredFlinstone> it isnt big enough
40:00 <TheRon> damn
40:00 <FredFlinstone> I know
40:00 <FredFlinstone> I was gonna do it tomorrow night
40:00 <FredFlinstone> but I checked
40:00 <FredFlinstone> :(
40:00 <TheRon> would a galss work?
40:00 <FredFlinstone> prolly smash
40:00 <TheRon> true
40:00 <FredFlinstone> with the hear
40:00 <knuckles> oh man it's such hard work not goin nextdoor and buying soda
40:00 <FredFlinstone> heat
40:00 <FredFlinstone> its cold here lol
41:00 <TheRon> met the neighbours?
41:00 <FredFlinstone> I am outside under the gazebo enjoying the ocean breeze lol
41:00 <FredFlinstone> yes I have
41:00 <FredFlinstone> there arent many here now lol
41:00 <knuckles> fuccckkk
41:00 <FredFlinstone>   a nice couple from Frankston
41:00 <TheRon> phill collins - against all odds
41:00 <knuckles> so sick of my net droppin out
41:00 <knuckles> i wonder where the exchange is
42:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: thats a rare find
42:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed just as well they said that cos I was gonna mention frankston lol
42:00 <FredFlinstone> not in a good way!
42:00 <TheRon> nobody does it in a good way
43:00 <TheRon> is street talk a fair portrayal of frankston?
43:00 <FredFlinstone> oh fuck yes
44:00 <FredFlinstone> I have been to the station not good!
44:00 <FredFlinstone> the worst place ever
44:00 <FredFlinstone> sluts with prams drunks druggies
44:00 <FredFlinstone> you got it all
44:00 <FredFlinstone> I hated that part
44:00 <TheRon> actually that sounds like ballarat
44:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
44:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no
46:00 <TheRon> sounds like port adelaide
47:00 <FredFlinstone> yes that be right
47:00 <FredFlinstone> all hookers 
47:00 <FredFlinstone> and druggies
48:00 <TheRon> ALL!
48:00 <PROMPTZ> loof u want cheap sex come join #cats mew is giving headjobs
49:00 <bee_girl> how cheap?
49:00 <TheRon> that can't be right
49:00 <TheRon> mew doesn't seem like the type
49:00 <simba> mew = #cats whore
49:00 <PROMPTZ> bee_girl u got pussy photos or a masterbation vid to share with the mafia ?
50:00 <TheRon> bee_girl: too early for foreigner?
50:00 <PROMPTZ> bee_girl ill lick ur pussy
50:00 <PROMPTZ> make u cum
50:00 <Doodle> good grief
50:00 <Thoth> PROMPTZ: lick your own pussy
51:00 <TheRon> ops are on the ball
52:00 <bee_girl> TheRon - it can't be
52:00 <TheRon> awesome
52:00 <PROMPTZ> i want to fuck u badly bee_girl
52:00 <Thoth> PROMPTZ: all I can picture is this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTs_TZFjbJ8
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Buffalo Bill Dance Goodbye Horses Silence of the Lambs (Jan 14, 2010) 4:19 - Category: Entertainment - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 8,874 likes (94.5%), 513 dislikes (5.5%)
52:00 <bee_girl> evening Lumeah :)
52:00 <Loof> gtfo Lumeah junky skank
52:00 <PROMPTZ> bee_girl i want to cum in ur pussy
53:00 <Loof> your breath smells like pieter's ass
53:00 <TheRon> why are people such arseholes today
53:00 <bee_girl> PROMPTZ - get in the queue in the meantime stfu
53:00 <PROMPTZ> :)
53:00 <TheRiddler> PROMPTZ is just a betatard
53:00 <TheRiddler> can only talk to girls online
53:00 <Lumeah> i know you love me loof
53:00 <Doodle> there's a queue?
53:00 <PROMPTZ> wank me bee_girl
53:00 <Lumeah> lol
54:00 <PROMPTZ> wank my cock 
54:00 <knuckles> queef?
54:00 <TheRon> it's ending in darwin at the moment
54:00 <bee_girl> shanks
54:00 <bee_girl> he was boring
54:00 <bee_girl> really boring
54:00 <simba> PROMPTZ stop harassing users
54:00 <Mew> awww yeh #catslut
54:00 <TheRon> love is a battlefield
54:00 <bee_girl> pics Mew
54:00 <PROMPTZ> get lost simba u computer nerd
54:00 <PROMPTZ> bbl
54:00 <FredFlinstone> great group
55:00 <bee_girl> geez i bet that hurt simba lol
55:00 <TheRon> cheers
55:00 <TheRon> about time
55:00 <Loof> who is he?
55:00 <simba> isnt everyone a computer nerd now?
55:00 <TheRon> i mean what did he have to do?
55:00 <simba> who DOESNT use a computer most days
55:00 <Thoth> Yea simba. You fucking nerd. How'd you get so smart anyway? Fucking loser right
55:00 <bee_girl> we are on irc after all
55:00 <simba> says bbl, stays at the computer
55:00 <simba> lol
55:00 <bee_girl> i think we all fit that category
55:00 <Mew> the elderly are the cool cats now
55:00 <PROMPTZ> simba i can get u a root if u ask politely
56:00 <TheRon> we are young, heartache to heartache we stand
56:00 <TheRiddler> http://9gag.com/gag/ad6q1wQ?
56:00 <FredFlinstone> thats it!
56:00 <bee_girl> ms benetar
56:00 <PROMPTZ> NOW BBL
56:00 <TheRon> yes!
56:00 <PROMPTZ> hehehehe hahahaha
56:00 <FredFlinstone> and her too lol
56:00 <bee_girl> TheRon we need a quiz, I could be your girl
56:00 <FredFlinstone> I always get those two mixed up
57:00 <Thoth> http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/sep/04/japan-diplomatic-row-bypassing-whaling-ban-antarctic
57:00 <FredFlinstone> the pretenders and Pat
57:00 <Thoth> Japan wins.
57:00 <bee_girl> brass in pocket 
57:00 <Loof> somebody kick theron for being a sleeze
57:00 <PROMPTZ> quiz me about about the number of bra's and panties u own be
57:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
57:00 <Thoth> oh myyy
58:00 <Thoth> http://www.thetangentbundle.net/blag/images/georgetakei.jpeg
58:00 <bee_girl> bipolar
59:00 <DeathBot> bee_girl call me when ur not a virgin
59:00 <bee_girl> lol
59:00 <bee_girl> oh im a virgin and been blessed with two immaculate conceptions
59:00 <bee_girl> praise the lord
59:00 <DeathBot> praise the erected penis
59:00 <Serenity> woah virgin hot
59:00 <TheRon> soory beer run, a quiz?
00:00 <bee_girl> yeah we need to make one
00:00 <bee_girl> i dont remember how
00:00 <bee_girl> havent done that for 15 years 
00:00 <DeathBot> just talk about the first thing that cums up bee_girl
00:00 <simba> im a virgin 2
00:00 <knuckles> 15 yrs since u had sex
00:00 <knuckles> woa
00:00 <TheRon> sorry one of those cleo quizzes ?
00:00 <bee_girl> no like a #quiz quiz
00:00 <DeathBot> watch out 4 simba his a known rapist
01:00 <bee_girl> is it a bot or something?
01:00 <TheRiddler> DeathBot is a forever virgin
01:00 <TheRon> phew
01:00 <Loof> his a known
01:00 <Loof> goodbye DeathBOt
01:00 <Thoth> bee_girl: http://i.imgur.com/L2SUYwp.jpg
01:00 <simba> ok yea nip this 1 in the bud
01:00 <TheRon> all that she wants is another baby
02:00 <caballero> with the right person...
02:00 <bee_girl> lol Thoth
02:00 <bee_girl> shes gone tmw boy
02:00 <caballero> such a shame i'm not it
02:00 <bee_girl> ace of base
03:00 <bee_girl> grade 10
03:00 <TheRon> 94?
04:00 <TheRon> i graduated in 96
04:00 <Loof> ^
04:00 <Loof> best to just leave
04:00 <simba> willy caballero
04:00 <bee_girl> 92
04:00 <caballero> no i used to own this bitch 
04:00 <caballero> you guys should leave
05:00 <TheRon> i missed my first o'week becuase i was 17
05:00 <Thoth> simba you fucking nerd
05:00 <Thoth> I mean bans plz
05:00 <caballero> no, not really i never got op
06:00 <TheRon> she's got the look
07:00 <Loof> haha east shit Bert187
07:00 <Loof> eat*
07:00 <Loof> fuck this keyboard
07:00 <Thoth> hey panda
07:00 <Serenity> east shit west shit blue shit green shit
07:00 <TheRon> west end girls
08:00 <bee_girl> my friend is going to see roxette
08:00 <bee_girl> jelly
08:00 <TheRon> good show i reckon
08:00 <Thoth> http://i.imgur.com/F7tA4zW.jpg
08:00 <Loof> ew 80s music
08:00 <bee_girl> listen to your heart
08:00 <TheRon> fading like a flower
08:00 <Loof> listen to me fart
08:00 <bee_girl> must have been lopve
08:00 <knuckles> http://thefreethoughtproject.com/cops-beat-kidnap-12-yo-girl-front-home-claiming-prostitute/
09:00 <bee_girl> lol loof
09:00 <bee_girl> joyride
10:00 <bee_girl> feb next tear
10:00 <bee_girl> year
10:00 <TheRon> how do you do?
10:00 <FredFlinstone> I need a heater lol
10:00 <Thoth> knuckles: nobody cares she's a nigger
10:00 <Loof> gtfo ness your cunt is a mess
10:00 <Thoth> She should be picking cotton
10:00 <TheRon> fred light one fuck it
10:00 <FredFlinstone> no you cant
11:00 <FredFlinstone> you learn these things first time away
11:00 <FredFlinstone> must get one
11:00 <FredFlinstone> one of those propane ones
11:00 <ShadowLurker> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
11:00 <FredFlinstone> for when you cant have a pit fire
11:00 <TheRon> got a blanket with sleaves?
11:00 <FredFlinstone> lmO
11:00 <simba> FredFlinstone loves Mick Malthouse
11:00 <FredFlinstone> got my jacket on 
11:00 <TheRon> no he doen't
11:00 <FredFlinstone> would put gloves on too but then cant tyoe 
12:00 <FredFlinstone> I shoulda brought my fringerless ones
12:00 <Loof> Flinstones was like the least funny cartoon ever
12:00 <FredFlinstone> I could put up another wind break but cbf
12:00 <TheRon> got a sleeping bag?
12:00 <FredFlinstone> I got the tarps
12:00 <FredFlinstone> oh yes a thermal one
12:00 <TheRon> well?
13:00 <FredFlinstone> took the polar fleece lining out last night
13:00 <FredFlinstone> was so hot but by morning I was freezing
13:00 <knuckles> buy fingerless gloves
13:00 <FredFlinstone> and I had to get up and go for a pee
13:00 <FredFlinstone> at 6 am
13:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
13:00 <knuckles> soz i didnt see u type fingerless ones
14:00 <FredFlinstone> its getting windy
14:00 <FredFlinstone> I put some more ropes on
14:00 <knuckles> i washed ma long gloves yesterdayz
14:00 <TheRiddler> stop pasting fake news stories
14:00 <TheRon> do kiwis have those fingerless valcro gloves?
15:00 <simba> BlackDevil found https://33.media.tumblr.com/01faeb80f1bf438c96e1b607c7e64617/tumblr_nbwqudyF3g1qam8b5o2_500.jpg
16:00 <FredFlinstone> I could go and sit in the camp kitchen or the dunnies 
16:00 <FredFlinstone> dunnies have heated floor
16:00 <TheRon> the handryer
16:00 <FredFlinstone> cant stop pissing
17:00 <FredFlinstone> and yes they have a blow dryer as well
17:00 <TheRon> did you start on lite beer?
17:00 <FredFlinstone> they have it all here
17:00 <FredFlinstone> me?
17:00 <TheRon> well you're pissing a lot
17:00 <FredFlinstone> I know
17:00 <FredFlinstone> its just cold
17:00 <FredFlinstone> I get back and I need to pee again
17:00 <TheRon> a tree near camp?
18:00 <FredFlinstone> maybe a lot of fluid in there
18:00 <FredFlinstone> alcohol is a diuretic
18:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no cant do that
18:00 <TheRon> it is
18:00 <FredFlinstone> path behind me
18:00 <TheRon> it's almost darkj
18:00 <FredFlinstone> nearly but not wuite
18:00 <FredFlinstone> quite
19:00 <FredFlinstone> stilll light here even though I have my lights on
19:00 <TheRon> fuck piss on your own wheels
19:00 <FredFlinstone> and people walking around
19:00 <FredFlinstone> no lol
19:00 <FredFlinstone> they are nice ones
19:00 <FredFlinstone> a cyclist just went past ffs
19:00 <FredFlinstone> I need to go again
20:00 <TheRon> bladder the size of a pea
20:00 <FredFlinstone> but heaps coming out
20:00 <TheRon> should see someone about that
22:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
23:00 <FredFlinstone> sometimes its like that
23:00 <FredFlinstone> the other night I didnt go at all
23:00 <FredFlinstone> mondays for some reason are bad
24:00 <knuckles> sci fi doco on sbs tonite xD
24:00 <FredFlinstone> and I got 4 stouts to finish
24:00 <FredFlinstone> what is it knuckles?
24:00 <TheRon> drink quick in bed early
24:00 <FredFlinstone> no
24:00 <FredFlinstone> I must admit the bed looks cumfy
24:00 <FredFlinstone> even though it isnt
25:00 <FredFlinstone> its like a rock and its only a foam mattress
25:00 <TheRon> sleeping bag and a deck chair?
25:00 <Fez> Breasts
26:00 <TheRon> breasts rule
26:00 <FredFlinstone> I got the best outdoor chair
26:00 <FredFlinstone> OzTrail Titan arm chair
26:00 <FredFlinstone> so big and cumfy
27:00 <TheRon> a beer chair?
27:00 <FredFlinstone> yepps
27:00 <FredFlinstone> got the ice pack thingies on the side
27:00 <TheRon> nice
27:00 <FredFlinstone> I got two chairs
27:00 <FredFlinstone> this one for eating at the table and the big one
28:00 <FredFlinstone> suppose I should eat soon
28:00 <TheRon> chicken?
28:00 <TheRon> oh yes the shanks
29:00 <FredFlinstone> yepps
29:00 <FredFlinstone> bloody 30 emails
30:00 <FredFlinstone> one was good deal on wine lol
30:00 <TheRon> damn
30:00 <FredFlinstone> was onlly 3 this morning
30:00 <FredFlinstone> I had the best lunch buffet yesterday
31:00 <FredFlinstone> I couldnt eat it all
31:00 <FredFlinstone> oo many things
31:00 <FredFlinstone> too
31:00 <Thoth> Say
31:00 <Thoth> What would you call the flinstones if they were black?
31:00 <FredFlinstone> smoked salmon
31:00 <FredFlinstone> roast pork
31:00 <FredFlinstone> prosciutto
31:00 <Thoth> Niggers.
31:00 <FredFlinstone> yummy salds
31:00 <TheRon> the flint sho niggers
31:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck offf
31:00 <FredFlinstone> sif funny
32:00 <caballero> afrian tribe flinstones?
32:00 <Thoth> sif it isn't
32:00 <FredFlinstone> sis if it is
32:00 <Thoth> the suggestion is that niggers are the modern flinstones
32:00 <Thoth> cave men in todays world
32:00 <FredFlinstone> thats me!
32:00 <Thoth> Except you were too stupid to get that
32:00 <FredFlinstone> away from bullshit
32:00 <Thoth> Shame on you
32:00 <TheRon> cyndi lauper - time after time
32:00 <FredFlinstone> and you fuckin clever cunt?
33:00 <FredFlinstone> go fuck yaself
33:00 <Thoth> Not a bad idea dickhead
33:00 <Thoth> I fucking will
33:00 <FredFlinstone> with a dinosaur
33:00 <FredFlinstone> a dead dinsoaurs donger
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Thoth
33:00 <FredFlinstone> fuckin arrogant piece of shit
34:00 <TheRon> well that escalated
34:00 <Bastardly_One> this clown will go on all night at you
34:00 <FredFlinstone> yes indeed
34:00 <Thoth> I don't fuck bogans
34:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont like being called stupid
34:00 <Bastardly_One> stupidest cunt ever
34:00 <FredFlinstone> from a dumb cunt like him
34:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: a private school or the phoenix?
35:00 <Thoth> Well... maybe if you cleaned the fucking fat out of your ears
35:00 <FredFlinstone> rise of the phoenix
35:00 <Thoth> You wouldn't be so stupid
35:00 <FredFlinstone> from the ashes
35:00 <Bastardly_One> neither
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I went to Ballarat High
35:00 <TheRon> its what they call sebas tech now
35:00 <Bastardly_One> la fucking dah
35:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
35:00 <simba> balarat born and raised
35:00 <FredFlinstone> might rtry the schanks
36:00 <Doodle> lol balarat
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not simba
36:00 <simba> just raised?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I was forced to move here when I was 13
36:00 <Thoth> Is that like juvenille justice?
36:00 <knuckles> not forced to stay
37:00 <simba> Damm Dogg Datzz Dopee
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Thoth
37:00 <TheRon> ballarat is like hotel california
37:00 <caballero> pronged in the back 
37:00 <Doodle> eh its not so bad in country vic, unless you want a job
37:00 <Bastardly_One> you can check out
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but you can never leave
37:00 <simba> country victoria mate where the best men settle down
37:00 <Doodle> its true tho ballarat is hard to escape
38:00 <Doodle> mate of mine moved to germany for 9 years
38:00 <Doodle> came back
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if any four of us ballarat people here have actually met and don't realise
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I could of met Doodle a billion times over in Sebas without knowing it 
38:00 <Doodle> i dunno i mix in pretty high social circles
38:00 <Doodle> :P
38:00 <TheRon> prefer not to think about it
38:00 <knuckles> Horsham is SHIT
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I had/have a habit of talking to everyone in the supermarket
39:00 <simba> horse cum
39:00 <knuckles> the jail was the best bit
39:00 <knuckles> their*
39:00 <TheRon> pat benetar - we belong
39:00 <Doodle> i dont go to the supermarket, i have all my food flown in from the dordogne
40:00 <knuckles> you fuckin what
40:00 <couleurs> good 1 Ron
40:00 <Doodle> lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> the Ballarat song 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O-sqYN13SU
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: live - Shit Towne - Throwing Copper (Dec 12, 2008) 3:49 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 164 likes (98.2%), 3 dislikes (1.8%)
40:00 <knuckles> here I am planting chickens a raising lettuce
40:00 <knuckles> and you get food from a plane
40:00 <TheRon> shit towne
40:00 <knuckles> ihateu
41:00 <caballero> the rent is cheap too 
41:00 <TheRon> throwing copper is the very best of live
41:00 <Doodle> lol planting chickens
41:00 <Doodle> bok bok
41:00 <Doodle> live is shit
41:00 <Doodle> was shit
41:00 <Doodle> will always be shit
41:00 <Doodle> they were like the nickelback of the 90s
41:00 <TheRon> i like live ok
41:00 <TheRon> sue me
41:00 <Thoth> Doodle: show us your music
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he is right 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I never thought about it 
42:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Belinda Carlisle - Summer Rain.mp3 (5.02MB 128kbps Stereo 5:29)
42:00 <Serenity> lool
42:00 <TheRon> love that song
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I love Throwing Copper but he's right 
42:00 <TheRon> i like nickleback too
42:00 <Thoth> No, I do believe nothing is equal or worse than nickelback
42:00 <Thoth> But yea Live isn't good
42:00 <TheRon> creed are shit
43:00 <FredFlinstone> nice
43:00 <Bastardly_One> have you heard the singer
43:00 <Bastardly_One> s
43:00 <Bastardly_One> solo stuff?
43:00 <Doodle> creed and hinder are in the same list
43:00 <Doodle> of shit bands
43:00 <Bastardly_One> he's gone total Jesus
43:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKDvJTxZDbA
43:00 <Serenity> mike patton disagrees
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mike Patton Puts Wolfmother In Their Place (Oct 7, 2007) 1:20 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 2,656 likes (76.5%), 818 dislikes (23.5%)
43:00 <Doodle> haha
43:00 <TheRon> i like joker and the thief
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that is hilarious
43:00 <Doodle> i remember that clip
44:00 <Doodle> he is pretty subtle
44:00 <Bastardly_One> so is a brick to the head
44:00 <Serenity> haha hes funnies
45:00 <TheRon> it's just another manic monday
45:00 <TheRon> i wish it was sunday because thats my fun day
45:00 <Doodle> ugh
45:00 <Doodle> i think i might have to move to melb
45:00 <Bastardly_One> worse song ever
45:00 <TheRon> damn
45:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_mvIQPcdbc
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [01] FAITH NO MORE - Reunited (Download Festival live 2009) *Sync* HQ (Jun 13, 2009) 4:40 - Category: Music - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 2,073 likes (97.2%), 60 dislikes (2.8%)
45:00 <Bastardly_One> so cool
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm moving soon as I can 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> everywhere I can afford by myself is shit 
46:00 <Doodle> i dont want to commute and the work here is a joke
46:00 <Doodle> unless i get rehired for fire season
46:00 <faux> dewdel <3
46:00 <Serenity> move in with poodle molester
47:00 <Doodle> hai lovely <3
47:00 <Doodle> fuck off sarah
47:00 <Serenity> lolll
47:00 <Doodle> fuckey
47:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not a big commute and I think you'd spend as much time getting to work and back living there as if you didn't
47:00 <Doodle> le offey
47:00 <Serenity> alright then
47:00 <Serenity> ill just fuck off then
47:00 <Serenity> here i go
47:00 <Doodle> i've done the commute i'm not doing it again
47:00 <Serenity> fucking off
47:00 <Serenity> HOW does one fuck off anyway?
47:00 <Doodle> very quickly!
47:00 <Serenity> heheheh
48:00 <TheRon> all i wanna do is make love to you
48:00 <Doodle> every day on seek there is one page of jobs for ballarat compared to 10 pages just for the western suburbs
49:00 <Doodle> oh sorry was that a srs conversation
50:00 <Doodle> i meant blah blah fuck you all etc
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I was looking at something 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> for you actually
51:00 <Doodle> is it horseporn
51:00 <Bastardly_One> when the next 000 jobs were coming up
51:00 <Doodle> oh right
51:00 <Doodle> love going for jobs at esta
51:00 <Doodle> the 3 month recruitment process is really fun
51:00 <Doodle> /sarcasm
51:00 <Thoth> 000's a pretty cruisy place to work for aye
51:00 <Doodle> JUST PAY ME
52:00 <Bastardly_One> nope Thoth
52:00 <Doodle> its not cruisy at all
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the police one is a prick
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the ambo is meh
52:00 <Doodle> my ex worked for d24
52:00 <Thoth> you can also get jobs at ambulance comms, police radio, fire comms... doing a similar task
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and the fire is boring 
52:00 <Doodle> Thoth
52:00 <Doodle> esta is 00
52:00 <Doodle> 0
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yep Doodle
52:00 <Thoth> the requirements are so easy... first aid certificate and hsc or equiv
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you do get to choose your stream though 
52:00 <Thoth> something like 2-6 weeks training then you're on $50k+ year, with incremental pay
52:00 <Doodle> you have to be a certain type of person to take emergency calls
53:00 <Doodle> its not as easy as all that
53:00 <Thoth> Doodle: I disagree
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Thoth, disagree all you like
53:00 <Doodle> well i've worked in emergency so your opinion means shit compared to my experience
53:00 <Bastardly_One> the elimination process will say otherwise
53:00 <Thoth> Oh? Which agency?
53:00 <Doodle> DEPI and CFA
54:00 <Thoth> heh
54:00 <Thoth> Bastardly_One: motivation
54:00 <Bastardly_One> for what?
54:00 <Thoth> Yea people get eliminated but I'm not sure they were motivated for the job. Same with any job
54:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing to do with it 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> they put you through harsh paces
54:00 <Bastardly_One> to see if you can hack it 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> for instance ... tell them you're mental 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> no job for you 
55:00 <Thoth> True that
55:00 <Bastardly_One> would never tell esta I had anxiety disorder
55:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't get a look in 
55:00 <Doodle> yeah you would
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I've applied there about 5 times
55:00 <Doodle> they cant discriminate
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and will keep going until I get one 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> they will employ me eventually to stop me applying
56:00 <Thoth> Still I do believe with the right motivation people can do anything. Prob too optimistic
56:00 <Doodle> i agree with that
56:00 <Bastardly_One> sae 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> same
56:00 <Thoth> Even slinky_J could choose not to be a fuckwit
56:00 <Thoth> It isn't hard
57:00 <Bastardly_One> people need something to look forward to 
57:00 <Thoth> Nope
57:00 <Thoth> People need to choose to make goals
57:00 <Bastardly_One> positive motivation for doing something crap
57:00 <Thoth> Goals are a side effect of motivation
57:00 <Bastardly_One> goals are looking forward 
58:00 <Thoth> *shrug*
58:00 <Thoth> We're all just human in the end
58:00 <Bastardly_One> My goal is to fucking get rid of this shoulder strain 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah billy joel said that once
59:00 <Thoth> I sometimes say it about Hitler to scare people
59:00 <Thoth> Is a scary thought that :)
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Hitler is a good example of short person complex with a grudge
00:00 <Kynetic> godwins law incarnate Thoth?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> we shorties are bad tempered
00:00 <knuckles> yay adventure time
00:00 <knuckles> go and tell your friends
01:00 <caballero> there's a thoery that hilter escaped and lived in argentina for the rest of his live until he was 70  
01:00 <knuckles> we'll go to very distant lands!
01:00 <caballero> died later of dementia 
01:00 <caballero> it's called the grey wolf. had real life accounts of his presense from maids to mailman
02:00 <knuckles> elephants can smell ethanol rotting in fruit from ten miles away
02:00 <knuckles> hahaha
02:00 <knuckles> i didnt know that
02:00 <Thoth> Kynetic: regardless of the medium Hitler is a fair comparison to humanity
02:00 <caballero> the body that was found wasn't him. they couldn't prove it because there was no dental records
02:00 <ShadowLurker> ugh fuck
02:00 <Kynetic> hitler wasnt even that bad really
03:00 <Bastardly_One> hitler and his cocaine ... that's really what the problem was
03:00 <Thoth> Yea... there is always Mao Zedong
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Gobels feeding him cocaine all the time
03:00 <Thoth> Who is celebrated by the peoples republic
03:00 <Bastardly_One> if you watch ... hitler had a stroke half way through the war too 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> towards the end you can see he can't move his left arm
04:00 <Thoth> Or, just about any serial killer. Its a little different from giving orders to actually performing the kills.
06:00 <caballero> he did what was nessary to curb foriegn manipulation of the germany economy 
06:00 <caballero> most european countries were doing that at a lower scale before him
07:00 <caballero> necessary* do'h
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I just find it interesting how his whole grudge started
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
09:00 <Bert187> ah relief
09:00 <Bert187> who wants sto lick my balls
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that wasn't meant to be italics
09:00 <ShadowLurker> wtf
09:00 <Serenity> what grudge
09:00 <Bert187> Serenity baby
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Hitler and the Jews
09:00 <Serenity> oh right
10:00 <simba> hitler was a good man
10:00 <Bert187> Serenity im not happy with this topic
10:00 <Bastardly_One> He went to see an opera by Wagner based on a secret society
10:00 <ShadowLurker> noone cares
10:00 <Bastardly_One> he went to join and they told him to fuck off he wasnt a jew
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the end 
10:00 <Bert187> these guys dont know the difference between a jew n a gentile
10:00 <Serenity> i cant make them change topics
10:00 <Bert187> ok
11:00 <Kynetic> i wish my boobs were in the topic
11:00 <ShadowLurker> well
11:00 <Serenity> send a pic in
11:00 <ShadowLurker> make with the happy snaps
11:00 <Serenity> ill put it up
11:00 <Kynetic> handbra or nipples free?
11:00 <Serenity> whatever you want
12:00 <ShadowLurker> throw a handcock in there for good measure
12:00 <Kynetic> lol
13:00 <knuckles> !seen ooomp
14:00 <simba> My Kind Of Town Chicago Is
15:00 <ShadowLurker> conundrums
15:00 <knuckles> hmm
16:00 <knuckles> simba have you seen Only God Forgives?
16:00 <simba> not talking to u until u change ur nick
16:00 <knuckles> why
16:00 <ShadowLurker> wot
16:00 <knuckles> I mean why should I change it?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> aint nobody jealous, everyone has their own
17:00 <Bastardly_One> let's go all the way 
17:00 <Bert187> anyone watching home n away
17:00 <knuckles> im not using this nick because knux used it or to impersonate him
17:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate goes off his head when I play this band 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I can hear him abusing me and he thinks I can't
18:00 <ShadowLurker> maybe he wants you to hear
18:00 <ShadowLurker> instigating an argument
18:00 <Bert187> Serenity
18:00 <Bert187> If you or someone you know may be at risk of suicide contact Lifeline 13 11 14, beyondblue 1300 22 46 36, or Salvo Care Line 1300 36 36 22.
18:00 <knuckles> go bash your housemate already
18:00 <Bastardly_One> like I say all the time, "Just give me 2 weeks notice"
18:00 <ShadowLurker> dont start that shit
18:00 <knuckles> he will become your bitch
19:00 <knuckles> tie him up and lock him in a closet for a day or two
19:00 <Bastardly_One> snoops
19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Bastardly_One
19:00 <Kynetic> partay :D
19:00 <ShadowLurker> one left
19:00 <Bastardly_One> night shift?
19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope fired
19:00 <Bastardly_One> WTF?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> for real?
20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yup for real
20:00 <Bastardly_One> when did this happen?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck ... what a time eh?
20:00 <partay> Ok ladies kyentic is now married so back off 
20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> offical today i cant access my login details for the work website
20:00 <Bastardly_One> shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
20:00 <ShadowLurker> shit ey
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that's gonna make life hard
20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bah fuck em ill get them for unfair dismissal :)
20:00 <Bastardly_One> this cunt has a one year old 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> what happened or don't want to discuss it?
21:00 <pandis> simba https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhRKlwr1-KM
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Only God Forgives Official Trailer #3 (2013) - Ryan Gosling Movie HD (Jul 12, 2013) 2:00 - Category: Film & Animation - div id="watch8-sentiment-actions" - 2,326 likes (90.6%), 241 dislikes (9.4%)
21:00 <pandis> looks good eheh
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that's kind of blown me 
21:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> at the moment dont wanna discuss it
21:00 <ShadowLurker> blown
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol shhhhhhhhhhh ShadowLurker
22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> but lets just say they are thankful i cant be fucked hacking their website :)
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you were in high regard at work?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... give me the site and money
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll do it ... for money 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> [19:22] <Saemon> oi
23:00 <Bastardly_One> [19:22] <Saemon> im banned from melbourne again
23:00 <Bastardly_One> why would I care?
23:00 <ShadowLurker> LOLOLOL
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i was until they found someone better but fuck em there is heaps better companies out there that pay alot more
23:00 <ShadowLurker> cos he loves you
23:00 <Bastardly_One> why does he insist on telling me all the time?
23:00 <simba> we dont care that u dont care
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <pandis> lol
23:00 <Thoth> Bastardly_One: just tell him it was simba who did it, except its Serenity's fault
23:00 <Thoth> So /msg Serenity 
24:00 <pandis> i want a funny symbol next to my nick
24:00 <ShadowLurker> why do you insist on telling us that he tells you
24:00 <pandis> !&pandis
24:00 <pandis> <(")pandis
25:00 <simba> love u Bastardly_One
25:00 <Bastardly_One> why do you insist on 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck, I lost the train of thought
25:00 <ShadowLurker> nothing
25:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks Snoopys_Gunship
25:00 <snoopdogg> simba 's girlfriend http://www.spankwire.com/Busty-milfs-know-how-to-unload-a-cock/video1600285/
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he dinged with a pm
25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> np
25:00 <simba> i love busty milfs!!!!!!!
25:00 <pandis> haha
25:00 <Bastardly_One> "tell them to let me back in"
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that means ban him longer
26:00 <pandis> busty grannys
26:00 <snoopdogg> rofl
26:00 <ShadowLurker> wt why you back mate
26:00 <simba> wat
26:00 <Thoth> Oh yea. Slut loves the titty touch. I'd put one through her
27:00 <simba> is that seriously wild terkey
27:00 <ShadowLurker> same ip
27:00 <pandis> simba loves badass gurls
27:00 <Matthew> good
28:00 <Thoth> Her tits are so fucking saggy though
28:00 <pandis> my gf is tha best, she lies there and listens to watevs i say and when i say goodbye i kiss her tombstone
28:00 <pandis> <3
28:00 <Thoth> pandis: the part where you're not funny and a total fuckwit, is the funny part
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm riding in the little yellow bus because I'm a fucking genius
29:00 <pandis> is that the funniest part about you Thoth?
29:00 <pandis> caring enough to talk to me <3
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on the little yellow bus, you wanna ride with me 
29:00 <Matthew> <Saemon> get cancer cunt
29:00 <Matthew> <Saemon> lol no one cares faggot
29:00 <Matthew> <Saemon> get anal aids you ass faggot
29:00 <Matthew> really... ?
30:00 <ShadowLurker> anal aids
30:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
30:00 <Matthew> <Saemon> fucken faggot cunt
30:00 <Matthew> <Saemon> get aids and die
30:00 <Matthew> <Saemon> you and your whole family you fucken faggot
30:00 <Matthew> thanks Saemon <3 love you too
30:00 <ShadowLurker> stfu mattjew
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he's in here under another name ban evading too
30:00 <Bastardly_One> keeps crying about "insults"
31:00 <pandis> come along with me with the butterflies and bees we can wander through the forest and do so as we please, come along with meee to a cliff under a tree
31:00 <ShadowLurker> oo scan time
31:00 <pandis> STOP SNITCHING Bastardly_One
31:00 <pandis> lol@homer simpsons SNITCH4Life bling
31:00 <Thoth> pandis you fuckwit. I've snitched on you like 3 times today.
32:00 <pandis> that's not enough
32:00 <pandis> more or ur fucken dead cunt
32:00 <pandis> just to show you im not joking, ill go for a cig.
32:00 <Thoth> ooooo terrifying
32:00 <ShadowLurker> if ppl would stop answering him he'll go away
32:00 <ShadowLurker> so saemons not very creative shouldnt be hard to crosslink him out
33:00 <Thoth> <Thoth> hey faggot are you scared of homosexuals
33:00 <Thoth> <Saemon> dont want to get ass raped bro
33:00 <Thoth> <Thoth> Your ass is fat anyway
33:00 <Thoth> He hasn't written back :(
33:00 <Matthew> <Saemon> fucken knock u out you poofter
33:00 <Matthew> <Matthew> from your wheelchair, yeah ??? LOL
34:00 <simba> the n00bs always troll Matthew its like their rite of passage
34:00 <Matthew> <Saemon> i'll run across your throat with my wheelchair cunt
34:00 <Matthew> LOLLLLLLL
37:00 <Bastardly_One> tell him you'll put down spikes around you then he's fucked
37:00 <Bastardly_One> something obnoxious ... he's not smart enough to retort
38:00 <ShadowLurker> must be deadbeat week round here
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that ashleigh ... fuckin' 
38:00 <Picard> loooooooolllllllllllll
38:00 <Matthew> from one braindead retard to the other... the fun never stops...
38:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, hi goth metal wench
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yes ShadowLurker
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking that as soon as fatty joined
39:00 <Picard> macca how are you tonight?
39:00 <Picard> did u lock the dungeon Bastardly_One
39:00 <Bastardly_One> [19:38] -Saemon- stinkly old coot u smell of death
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> smell of death
39:00 <Picard> cant have any little escapees
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that was slightly amusing 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll dig your own grave Pictard
40:00 <Bastardly_One> someone will eventually pick up on the pedo shit all the time 
40:00 <Picard> nuh cant say i will
40:00 <Picard> wooooo wtf pedo shit?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll just pretend you don't exist as usual 
40:00 <Picard> what arem you ranting about old man?
40:00 <Picard> -m
42:00 <pandis> sup dadda
43:00 <Picard> fuck all pandis
43:00 <pandis> yeah true
44:00 <ashleighXtrinity> That ashleigh eh Bastardly_One
44:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Shes awesome.
44:00 <Picard> she has nice tits
44:00 <Picard> id cum on them
44:00 <pandis> I guess today has been alright Picard, as long as I don't get locked in a dungeon later
44:00 <pandis> I look younger than I actually am so easy mistake..
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ashleigh, she looks pretty hot but jail bait :P
45:00 <Thoth> o rly
45:00 <Thoth> tit pics plz
45:00 <Thoth> I'll be the judge
46:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Lolno
46:00 <Thoth> Then how will I know if your tits are worthy of cuming on?
47:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Im not sure id want that anyway
47:00 <Bastardly_One> she is a cute metal emo goth ... she has a stalker
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how I know
47:00 <Thoth> Meh. Goth has never been cute.
47:00 <Thoth> Picard: your statement is officially invalidated.
47:00 <simba> Bastardly_One stop scaring away new chatters
47:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Is the stalker you
47:00 <pandis> lololol jono
48:00 <partay> Ashleigh is a 45yr old pedo like Picard 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I was thinking Psyber
48:00 <ashleighXtrinity> I am ay
48:00 <Thoth> Is she bald too?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah 
48:00 <pandis> is ashleighXtrinity a guy?
48:00 <partay> Yes 
48:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Omfg pysbr
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
48:00 <pandis> it's inherent for any male chatter to assume someone with a female nick is male
48:00 <ashleighXtrinity> He fucken wont leave me alone
48:00 <pandis> i still think Serenity is a guy
48:00 <pandis> so suss..
48:00 <Picard> no idea
49:00 <Thoth> pandis: probs. ShadowLurker fucks him/her
49:00 <Lumeah> I'm a guy
49:00 <Maurice> We know
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that's believable though
49:00 <pandis> Lumeah i have u on fb i KNOW ur a guy
49:00 <Maurice> The chest hair gave it away
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm really a gurl
49:00 <pandis> ur beard is killa
49:00 <Thoth> Bastardly_One: just saying more believable is Serenity is a guy
49:00 <simba> <pandis> it's inherent for any male chatter to assume someone with a female nick is male - the lonely ones do that, its their strange way of initiating conversation with said female
49:00 <Lumeah> yeah i am ahy mate
49:00 <pandis> that too simba
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Thoth, I was refering to Lumeah saying she was a guy 
50:00 <Thoth> o right
50:00 <Thoth> its that time is it
50:00 <pandis> i dont see the point in seriously attempting to chat up a chick on irc
50:00 <Thoth> 12 f cali
50:00 <Lumeah> I ammmmmmmmmmmmmm
50:00 <Thoth> ctc?
50:00 <Lumeah> i have a huge dick !
50:00 <Lumeah> i wave it about all over the palce
51:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Can I lick it Lumeah
51:00 <pandis> i have a huge dick compared to a guy born without a dick.
51:00 <Lumeah> sure
51:00 <pandis> ;)
51:00 <Lumeah> i'll flop it out for you
51:00 <Thoth> lel
51:00 <Thoth> http://www.sbs.com.au/cyclingcentral/news/56667/this-kit-may-make-you-feel-better-about-your-own-fashion-choices
51:00 <Lumeah> *donk*
51:00 <pandis> oh that reminds me
51:00 <pandis> i gotta look at pants and make a decision..
52:00 <Floss> lol
52:00 <Floss> hot date?
53:00 <Lumeah> fuck hate decisions
53:00 <pandis> same
53:00 <pandis> i know which jacket im gettin, and gloves, but not sure about pants
53:00 <ShadowLurker> what the fuck has that bipolar fuckwit been saying
53:00 <pandis> so i put off orderin til next month
53:00 <Bastardly_One> which one ShadowLurker?
54:00 <ShadowLurker> that gimped out pandas fucktard
54:00 <pandis> i dont suffer from bipolar you dick
54:00 <pandis> so why say it?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck knows?
54:00 <Lumeah> you know more about fashion then i do dud
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucking act like it 
54:00 <ShadowLurker> *05:49:01 PM* <Thoth> pandis: probs. ShadowLurker fucks him/her
54:00 <ShadowLurker> ^^
54:00 <pandis> and did you see how i didnt respond to what he said
55:00 <pandis> because i have nothing against you
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you started the convo dickhead
55:00 <Maurice> (17:48:50) (pandis): i still think Serenity is a guy
55:00 <Serenity> lol am i a guy now?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
55:00 <pandis> yes
55:00 <pandis> suss as
55:00 <Maurice> Yes, the vag is a dead give away
55:00 <pandis> lol
55:00 <Floss> nice tits, guy ;)
55:00 <Serenity> haha
55:00 <Serenity> pandis im not sure Thoth realises you are kidding so just be careful lol
56:00 <pandis> lol i realised after he said what he said :S
56:00 <ShadowLurker> or just stfu all together
56:00 <matrix> I agree with ShadowLurker for once
56:00 <matrix> That doesn't happen  often
56:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
56:00 <Picard> Thoth will root pandis is the poo hole
57:00 <pandis> use the ignore feature ShadowLurker
57:00 <Floss> poo hole? what are we 5?
57:00 <matrix> pandis everyone would like you to stfu
58:00 <ShadowLurker> agreed
58:00 <Picard> pandis is normal tonight, dont provoke him
58:00 <Serenity> yes stop causing fights for no reason
58:00 <ShadowLurker> never normal
58:00 <Floss> my prosthetic nose came in the mail today!
58:00 <Floss> :D
58:00 <Serenity> lol wtf floss
58:00 <Picard> if he starts being a moron cunt, fine attack him then
58:00 <Floss> im so excited
58:00 <Floss> lol
58:00 <matrix> Lol 
59:00 <Serenity> practicing piercings?
59:00 <ShadowLurker> wont take long Picard
59:00 <Floss> it doesnt have holes in the nistrils so i cant actually breathe if i glue it on
59:00 <Floss> no i want to be a lion.
59:00 <matrix> Drill some holes
59:00 <Floss> baha
59:00 <matrix> Easy
59:00 <Floss> ill show hang on
02:00 <pandis> what's ab-normal is how you guys go on and on about people
02:00 <Floss> im going to try and put it on tonight and do the makeup
02:00 <Floss> gunna be a loooong night
03:00 <Bastardly_One> [20:02] <pandis> what's ab-normal is how you guys go on and on about people <----------- you do it every day all day 
03:00 <Thoth> Picard: I like molesting young boys
03:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
03:00 <Bastardly_One> abnormal much by your own standards PieterPanda?
03:00 <ShadowLurker> careful Thoth that will get you banneded
03:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahah PieterPanda
03:00 <pandis> Bastardly_One will you put a tampon up your vagina pls
03:00 <Bastardly_One> no
04:00 <pandis> all you do is bitch about everybody and everything, pm me bitching about everyone in here
04:00 <pandis> and how unfairly you're treated
04:00 <Bastardly_One> bleeding is natural and I'm a feral dyke
04:00 <pandis> suck it up big fella
04:00 <Bastardly_One> oh this again 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> we got your deflection with bullshit last night
04:00 <pandis> if I hadn't given you crap you'd still be pming me every night
04:00 <ooomp> I like whingers, they make me feel better
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and what happened? you quit ... crying 
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04:00 <pandis> so how about shh
04:00 <Bastardly_One> cry quit
04:00 <pandis> because I didn't start anything and all you're doing is going on and on about me
04:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I'll keep going if I want 
05:00 <ShadowLurker> what
05:00 <Bastardly_One> go cry quit again 
05:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
05:00 <ShadowLurker> \o/
05:00 <ShadowLurker> ragequit
05:00 <Serenity> alright give it a fucking rest
05:00 <Serenity> honestly
05:00 <pandis> ^
05:00 <Maurice> Every goddamn day/night
06:00 <Serenity> josh isnt actually doing anything this time
06:00 <Maurice> I mean the convo in general
06:00 <ShadowLurker> one time out of 50k
06:00 <Maurice> Nobody can be normal and have a nice talk
06:00 <pandis> we were having a nice talk before
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah then you got active
06:00 <LimpDick> Erection Problems? call 1900LIMPDICK
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and ruined it 
06:00 <partay> Let's talk about boobs 
07:00 <pandis> yawn
07:00 <Maurice> Serenitys PM is gonna light in 3.. 2.. 1
07:00 <LimpDick> lets flirt
07:00 <LimpDick> lets talk about sex
07:00 <Maurice> ShadowLurker being all up in your grill
07:00 <Serenity> lol
07:00 <Picard> <Saemon> fuck your mum you old fat cunt your dad is sexy   <---strange little fella
07:00 <Thoth> < ShadowLurker> careful Thoth that will get you banneded
08:00 <pandis> and there you were complaining that people cant have a normal conversation Maurice
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I got one of those too
08:00 <Thoth> -!- ShadowLurker was kicked from #melbourne by ChanOP [[Serenity] shut up]
08:00 <Thoth> Nice
08:00 <pandis> condradictive much
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard, mine wasn't that original either ...  -Saemon- oi oldcunt your dad is sexy mate i wanna fuck his asshole red ... the little cunt must be trolling anyone that is active ... he's in here somewhere
09:00 <ashleighXtrinity> psYbR Bastardly_One was just saying how he misses you
09:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One please dont speak to me
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ashleigh behave
09:00 <pandis> rofl
09:00 <ashleighXtrinity> No!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I was though
09:00 <Floss> http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p38/SeaBreezeBeauty/20140915_180112_zps7d232a14.jpg
09:00 <Serenity> saemon has literally been on all day
09:00 <Bastardly_One> has he?
09:00 <psYbR> i missed you too b1
09:00 <psYbR> <3
10:00 <Bastardly_One> <3
10:00 <pandis> how're you ooomp?
10:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Ha! Gayyyy
10:00 <Serenity> literally ALL day
10:00 <Picard> <Saemon> im not stupid   <---really??
10:00 <psYbR> ur gay
10:00 <ooomp> I'm well pandis
10:00 <Serenity> since i got here this morning
10:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> what time was that? I'm glad I have a life half the time 
11:00 <pandis> xD choice
11:00 <Thoth> <Saemon> i will rape your fucken father cunt
11:00 <ShadowLurker> ony half
11:00 <Picard> a life tending to the dungeon
11:00 <Picard> <Saemon> lets go faggot u wanna fight about this?
11:00 <Picard> <Saemon> i know bikies cunt
12:00 <Bastardly_One> better than none ShadowLurker like some cunts
12:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
12:00 <Picard> <Picard> wats ya addy
12:00 <Picard> <Saemon> upyours st at yourafaggot blvd
12:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh well
12:00 <Serenity> can you stop pasting shit from him
12:00 <Serenity> hes banned i dont want to see his dribble
12:00 <Picard> <Saemon> dont need to come to my house, i will give u a meet up place
12:00 <Picard> lol
12:00 <Picard> ok
12:00 <Thoth> Serenity: can you upgrade it to a perm ban?
12:00 <Serenity> bad enough hes been sooking in adelaidesa all arvo
12:00 <pandis> meet up at ikea
13:00 <pandis> have a meatball and then fight
13:00 <Picard> lol pandis
13:00 <Bastardly_One> remind him how close you are to adelaide ... and mention Elizabeth and how well you know it 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> might shut him up
13:00 <Picard> fuck of Bastardly_One no one was including u in this convo
13:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Yeah Bastardly_One
13:00 <Picard> stop joining in when u are not wanted
13:00 <Picard> old cut
13:00 <Picard> cunt
13:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Fuck 'of'
13:00 <pandis> lol
14:00 <Picard> get back to the dungeon
14:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
14:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Whats that about a dungeon
14:00 <psYbR> rape dungeon. it's where I'm going to take you ashleighXtrinity 
15:00 <ashleighXtrinity> I can barely contain my excitement psYbR
15:00 <Picard> its not rape if u enjoy it
15:00 <psYbR> ^
15:00 <psYbR> i reckon it'd be hard to rape ashleighXtrinity because she's so kinky
16:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/l/t1.0-9/10399990_1491263091143051_5131876246595158294_n.jpg?oh=177268d7e1fccf7713bcff16bf9e956a&oe=548789D1
16:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2aMaMkDwTA
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pet Shop Boys - Always On My Mind (Nov 4, 2008) - Category: Music - - 16,804 likes 456 dislikes
16:00 <ShadowLurker> you just need to say no a few times
16:00 <ShadowLurker> no dont
16:00 <ShadowLurker> no stop sticking ur fist in my anus
16:00 <ShadowLurker> no
17:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Omg
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, story of my life :(
18:00 <Matthew> <Saemon> fucken gay cunt
18:00 <Matthew> <Saemon> gay like your dad
18:00 <Matthew> thanks mate (Y)
18:00 <ShadowLurker> ffs
18:00 <ShadowLurker> *06:12:19 PM* <@Serenity> can you stop pasting shit from him
18:00 <ShadowLurker> *06:12:24 PM* <@Serenity> hes banned i dont want to see his dribble
18:00 <Matthew> oh DEAR
18:00 <Matthew> I didn't see that!
18:00 <Thoth> Is that an ascii representation of anus?
18:00 <Matthew> my SINCEREST of APOLOGIES ...
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Matthew
18:00 <ShadowLurker> (_O_)
18:00 <Bastardly_One> don't get sassy
19:00 <Bastardly_One> even I'm not game ... Serenity seems cranky
19:00 <Matthew> too late... I'm always 'sassy'
19:00 <ShadowLurker> no
19:00 <ShadowLurker> being sassy != being a fuckhead
20:00 <Matthew> yes.. exactly..
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you need an anal fisting from dolomite
20:00 <Bastardly_One> *nods matter of factly*
20:00 <Matthew> umm... pass
21:00 <Matthew> even though I bat for the other team... I still don't know the fascination/fondness for sticking a fist in a bumhole
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Dolomite is pretty bad arse
21:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd rip your bum apart
21:00 <Thoth> Matthew: its an extension of talking dirty
21:00 <Matthew> it's vulgar
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to admit I worry about kinky wenches that might like it 
22:00 <Thoth> Worry? Why? You shouldn't care at all. Just fist.
22:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine the smell ... wouldn't be the tightest arse in the world
22:00 <Bastardly_One> anal seepage
22:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Matthew you gay huh. Is it fun
22:00 <ShadowLurker> go in dry dont ask why
22:00 <Bastardly_One> mmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm
22:00 <ShadowLurker> full rip no spit
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ShadowLurker
23:00 <Bastardly_One> full rip no spit 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:00 <ShadowLurker> gekko that bitch up the wall
24:00 <Thoth> Balls out my life is a slut
27:00 <Bastardly_One> anal always turns a conversation to shit eh?
28:00 <Serenity> you're all awful
28:00 <Lish> Black jelly beans 
28:00 <Lish> Amazinggggg
29:00 <Bastardly_One> are fucking disgusting
29:00 <Serenity> yumm
29:00 <Bastardly_One> anything like licorice is yuck
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and aniseed is worse
29:00 <ashleighXtrinity> All jelly beans were made equal no need to discriminate because of colour
30:00 <Lish> Bastardly_One: They are delicious!!!!!!
30:00 <Lish> I got the bag of just black ones from the chemist
31:00 <Picard_gone> Matthew loves anal fisting
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Lish, can't stand them 
32:00 <Lish> I'm eating them with dr pepper
32:00 <Lish> It's a weird but delicious sensation
32:00 <Bastardly_One> gtfo
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you are a sick woman
33:00 <Bastardly_One> both disgusting
33:00 <Bastardly_One> asheigh
33:00 <ashleighXtrinity> What cunt
33:00 <Bastardly_One> heard the new slipknot stuff? 
34:00 <ashleighXtrinity> No
34:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Should I?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> well, there goes the next question
34:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, it's a bit weak 
34:00 <ShadowLurker> Bastardly_One
34:00 <ShadowLurker> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10670283_711176982300190_6118780041416239185_n.jpg?oh=a1c8795017d2400f4e0a1afbef83f871&oe=5497719E&__gda__=1418926914_c68b9eda6321998df2ac1edc3a6a4365
34:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Dont like them much tbh
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ShadowLurker
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I should tag the twin in that 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking bitch is the bane of my life
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I seem to be not waffling
36:00 <Bastardly_One> having a fight with her in the other place I chat
36:00 <Bastardly_One> such good timing as you can pic post in there 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that has to end the argument 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> surely ... great timing
38:00 <Bastardly_One> it worked 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ty :P
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I want to buy a ghost box
40:00 <Bastardly_One> they fascinate me as I've said a billion times
41:00 <slower> are you talking to yourself?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
42:00 <slower> surely, you must have Some friends?
42:00 <Picard> ffs i come back and all i see is Bastardly_One ranting to himeslf
42:00 <Picard> silly old cunt
42:00 <Picard> 14 lines of text, 12 from Bastardly_One ffs
43:00 <slower> ahh look Bastardly_One, one of your favourite friends
43:00 <Picard> im not the cunts friend
43:00 <slower> lol
43:00 <Picard> personally i wouldnt piss on him if he was on fire
43:00 <Picard> i dont like his type
44:00 <slower> not what you say in his pm
45:00 <Lish> I'm going to spew
45:00 <slower> you preggs
45:00 <Picard> she is
45:00 <Picard> having a baby pig
45:00 <slower> bit harsh that
46:00 <pandis> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> what a weirdo ... http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/gravedigger-suspended-picture-posing-exhumed-corpse-viral-article-1.1937583
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that guy wasn't that well dressed at his funeral was he?
51:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Is that you in the middle Bastardly_One? I heard you were old...
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
52:00 <Bastardly_One> touche brat
52:00 <ashleighXtrinity> How old are you
53:00 <milk> Older than the mountains
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't want to know 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yes milk is correct
53:00 <Bastardly_One> see? 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> o
53:00 <Bastardly_One> l
53:00 <Bastardly_One> d
53:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not old to me but it is to the rest of you 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the notice I mean 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm watching this FML show and getting pumped for Soundwave
55:00 <Bastardly_One> sad ... about time I grew up 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
55:00 <Serenity> you are far too old for soundwave
55:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Hahahaha
55:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Told
55:00 <Bastardly_One> side stage ... 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd feel like a dick in the crowd
56:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Look like one too
57:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... seen heaps of elderly people at soundwaves
57:00 <Picard> i have a pic of Bastardly_One somewhere
57:00 <Bastardly_One> only time they come out 
57:00 <The_Baron> ur only in ur 40's
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I have plenty of pics of me 
57:00 <The_Baron> not qualified to be called elderly yet
57:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Yeah all the mouldy old metalheads at iron maiden lol
57:00 <The_Baron> and hey
57:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly The_Baron
57:00 <Picard> he looks 60
57:00 <Bastardly_One> howdy 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Mike Patton prank time again 
57:00 <Picard> old guys go to soundwave to prey on young women
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I am not looking forward to it The_Baron
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the slayer dare was bad 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <The_Baron> and fuck me, yeah there are older peeps at festivals and shit, and they usually party harder than the youngens
58:00 <Picard> the dungeon
58:00 <Serenity> can i go to soundwave to prey on girls
58:00 <Serenity> :E
58:00 <Picard> Serenity no.
58:00 <Serenity> aw
59:00 <Picard> not unless u video it and show me
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, if you made it to melbourne
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
59:00 <The_Baron> so going to the next one
59:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Yeah ill meet u there Serenity
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'd video that shit 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ashleigh, which one?
59:00 <Serenity> hot ashleighXtrinity
59:00 <Picard> i already said that u old cunt
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I have this mental pic of you two now after the other day
59:00 <Bastardly_One> needs to be a video of that 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, come to tbe melbourne one 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I am serious ... it's always a double
00:00 <Picard> she is a bit old for u
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and I never use the other one 
00:00 <ashleighXtrinity> The melbourne one would suck because melbourne sucks
00:00 <Maurice> Finally
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not after either of them you dumb fuck
00:00 <Maurice> Someone shares my thoughts on melb
00:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Lol Maurice
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so, syd or adelaide
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
00:00 <Picard> get back to the dungeon
00:00 <pandis> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10603334_812576272098547_2960040963846808343_n.jpg?oh=5206332f76efe1f24d68da035b852cb6&oe=54992839&__gda__=1418772051_29d89bb8078572ae68754f27bfa0e818
00:00 <pandis> ;)
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Melb is the best city in Aust
00:00 <matrix> If Melbourne sucks you don't have to be here or visit
01:00 <Bastardly_One> andrew shut up
01:00 <matrix> Wouldn't go that far By
01:00 <matrix> B1
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I would 
01:00 <Picard> they have escaped
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Melbourne is artistic capital of Aust
01:00 <matrix> Brisbane is better in some ways
01:00 <Bastardly_One> BrisBoring
01:00 <pandis> lol@the artistic capital of Australia
01:00 <matrix> F artistic maybe
01:00 <Bastardly_One> would suit you well 
01:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Autistic capital you mean
01:00 <The_Baron> brisbane is mneh
01:00 <ashleighXtrinity> If irc is anything to by
02:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Go*
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... she has me there 
02:00 <matrix> I'd rather be in Adelaide actually
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I live in a mini Adelaide
02:00 <pandis> b1 have you ever been to arratt?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, so similar
02:00 <pandis> bullshit you do
02:00 <pandis> Adelaide isnt shit like where you live
02:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit I don't 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna bet?
02:00 <pandis> i srsly dont know what im talkin about
03:00 <pandis> HAHAHAHAHAHA
03:00 <Zade> ballarat is really just west melton 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> heaps similar
03:00 <pandis> never been to ballarat
03:00 <matrix> Wtf drugs is everyone on
03:00 <Picard> ballarat is nothing like adelaide lol
03:00 <The_Baron> and melton also has cheap drugs
03:00 <pandis> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> west melton ... fuck you Zade 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <Picard> melton is bogan
03:00 <pandis> somebody was like, gonna go out and build a mini adelaide
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Melton, the place people go to die ... might as well face that's the end of your line 
03:00 <pandis> sci fi doco on finally woo
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Ararat ... was that a dig?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> because Ararat is known for something 
04:00 <Picard> whats at ararat?
04:00 <Zade> a gaol
04:00 <Picard> other then fuck all
04:00 <Picard> mr.baldy lives in ararat didnt he?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck all and heroin addicts
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but hooray
05:00 <Bastardly_One> uh huh 
05:00 <Picard> so u fit in well?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> they get released into Ararat
05:00 <Bastardly_One> for some reason 
05:00 <Picard> released?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> one of those things everyone knows but "doesn't"
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah sex offender city
05:00 <Picard> that explains a lot
06:00 <Bastardly_One> why do you think they're all over the news
06:00 <Bastardly_One> coming from that area?
06:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Is that where you live b1
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd assume they're not allowed out of a certain radius
06:00 <Bastardly_One> negative ashleigh
06:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One lives there?
06:00 <Picard> or did?
07:00 <The_Baron> he lives in a state of denial
07:00 <The_Baron> :P
07:00 <Bastardly_One> did ... but next major city down
07:00 <Picard> lol did
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Ballarat ... did live close to Ararat once ... on a farm
07:00 <Picard> when they let u out?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, by the way 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> told you I'd not get mail even by my birthday
08:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you're slack 
08:00 <Picard> so you live in ararat on a farm?
08:00 <The_Baron> I know
08:00 <The_Baron> also been busy as fuck
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I lived in Ballyrogan 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> go look up where that is 
08:00 <The_Baron> but mainly stoned and forgetful
08:00 <Bastardly_One> we ran a huge greyhound thing out there
09:00 <Picard> hopkins???????
09:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
09:00 <Bastardly_One> what about them?
09:00 <Bert187> Howdyyyyyyyyyyyy
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but no ... just the old man 
09:00 <Loof> gtfo ass stain
09:00 <TheRiddler> gtfo Bert187
09:00 <Bert187> Anyone got any jokes?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he's been hopless forever
09:00 <Loof> yeah your face
09:00 <TheRiddler> you're a joke
09:00 <Loof> funny joke
09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I just train them for something to do tbh
10:00 <Picard> you lived at Hopkins?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> no
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I said ... Ballyrogan
10:00 <Bastardly_One> go see where that is on the map
10:00 <Bastardly_One> buttfuck nowhere but near ararat
10:00 <Picard> http://www.corrections.vic.gov.au/home/prison/hopkins+correctional+centre+ararat.shtml   <---b1'S OLD HOUSE
10:00 <Bert187> thank god he left
11:00 <Bastardly_One> so country they're still on dialup
12:00 <The_Baron> 9600 baud?
12:00 <The_Baron> :P
12:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-b-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10629580_730018393737964_3983004556859464420_n.jpg?oh=477612e497ad76bcb3f17fadc3f7b094&oe=548C7CAE
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you missed this The_Baron
12:00 <ness> what is with all the random killings in melbourne
12:00 <Bastardly_One> some cunt took a pic of me (in the middle)
12:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/gravedigger-suspended-picture-posing-exhumed-corpse-viral-article-1.1937583
13:00 <pandis> ur missing out on The Real History of Science Fiction on sbs Bastardly_One
13:00 <Bastardly_One> sbs on demand will be my friend
13:00 <pandis> for some reason they arent putting this series up on sbsondemand
13:00 <pandis> i missed the first ep
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shit
13:00 <pandis> and they didnt put it on there
13:00 <Bastardly_One> well ... 
13:00 <pandis> maybe they'll put this one on there
14:00 <pandis> this one is about alien invasion
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
14:00 <Picard> he doesnt own a tv
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I do that if you haven't noticed 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't own one tv
14:00 <The_Baron> I see no problem with this
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that's right
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I own 3 of them
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Me either The_Baron ... I do it all the time 
14:00 <The_Baron> why can't gravediggers get to have the occasional Weekend At Bernies
14:00 <Picard> 30cm balck and whites dont count
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the article
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I just think he's weird
15:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing else
15:00 <ness> anyone have any good remedies for burns?
15:00 <The_Baron> vitamin e cream
15:00 <Picard> hot water and butter
15:00 <The_Baron> aloe vera goop
15:00 <ness> picard dont be a dickhead
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean what made him want to take a pic with his uncle in that state?
16:00 <The_Baron> ness, that's like asking the wind not to blow
16:00 <Lish> Omg
16:00 <Lish> I need to pee so bad
16:00 <pandis> o i missed dr who
16:00 <Picard> lol
16:00 <Picard> what type of burn
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Lish, get a funnel and a bucket
16:00 <Lish> Bastardly_One: That's a good idea
16:00 <ness> pash rash burn
17:00 <The_Baron> pash rash
17:00 <Picard> lol
17:00 <Picard> Lish Bastardly_One wants u to pee in his mouth
17:00 <The_Baron> mere moisturiser is all u will need for that
17:00 <Lish> Gross
17:00 <Picard> can he shave your head?
17:00 <Picard> lock u in his dungeon?
17:00 <ness> hahaha
17:00 <The_Baron> it's not like there a glass coffee table and a post curry bowel movement involved Lish
17:00 <The_Baron> there's*
18:00 <Picard> lol
18:00 <Picard> cmon Lish
18:00 <Picard> take one for the team
18:00 <Bastardly_One> so in english
18:00 <Lish> Pass
18:00 <Bastardly_One> carpet burns?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> or what?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm old remember
18:00 <Picard> u are
18:00 <ness> it fucking looks like carpet burn
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what The_Baron said is fine 
19:00 <Picard> no much will fix it other then time
19:00 <Bastardly_One> aloe vera cream for the win
19:00 <ness> paw paw cream isn't working
19:00 <Picard> fucken old fool, shut up
19:00 <Bastardly_One> carpet burns are like rope burns
19:00 <Bastardly_One> no?
19:00 <ness> i guess
19:00 <The_Baron> yeah
19:00 <Picard> stop repeating what others have already said
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd of suggested that too ... paw paw 
20:00 <Picard> stop repeating what others have already said
20:00 <Picard> fucken clown
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up idiot
20:00 <The_Baron> it's all fibre based abrasasions caused by friction
20:00 <ness> Picard why you being so nasty
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so the skin needs healing 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
20:00 <Picard> u have not added one thing to the convo that others havnt already said.
20:00 <Bastardly_One> paw paw should be good though
20:00 <Bastardly_One> is it fresh?
20:00 <The_Baron> true
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean the friction burn
21:00 <The_Baron> anything that moisturises really
21:00 <The_Baron> vitamin e and zinc will help with healing however
21:00 <Picard> toothpaste
21:00 <Bastardly_One> hence paw paw should be good
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just wondering if it's really fresh
21:00 <Bastardly_One> because it needs a day or two to calm down
21:00 <Picard> you like em fresh dont you?
22:00 <Picard> ripe for the dungeon
22:00 <ness> picard what dungeon are you referring to?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ignore him
22:00 <Bastardly_One> works a lot better than the reaction he wants
22:00 <The_Baron> oh btw PWEI was oright
22:00 <Serenity> lol pash rash
23:00 <The_Baron> Monster Zokue Onsomb, was sick as usual
23:00 <Bastardly_One> good The_Baron ... and I mean that because their last single was fucked
23:00 <ness> note to all men.......fkn shave
23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... 
23:00 <Serenity> is the pash rash on your face?
23:00 <The_Baron> note to ness, nup
23:00 <The_Baron> :P
23:00 <The_Baron> I got a beard
23:00 <The_Baron> which I condition
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah toughen up princess
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm too lazy to shave 
24:00 <ness> on my chin
24:00 <Serenity> my mates started up a beard oil business
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to give an ex that 
24:00 <Serenity> hes doing pretty good for himself too
24:00 <Bastardly_One> aloe vera cream is your friend
24:00 <Maurice> Pash rash is the fucking worst
24:00 <The_Baron> the only beard oil is vagina juice
24:00 <The_Baron> coz u know that's what gets it flowing
24:00 <Serenity> D:
24:00 <Bastardly_One> paw paw is not gonna help ... 
25:00 <ness> why
25:00 <Bastardly_One> nfi
25:00 <Maurice> I had it really bad on my chin once
25:00 <Serenity> https://www.thegroomedmanco.com/
25:00 <Maurice> Looked like I took on a gravel road and lost
25:00 <Bastardly_One> it's similar to shaving rash I get sometimes
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and the only solution seems aloe vera cream
25:00 <ness> yep thats what i look like
26:00 <Maurice> Lol @ the flower beard
26:00 <ness> i'm telling people i fell of a bike......or spilt my coffee
26:00 <The_Baron> tell ppl it was from the consistent testicle to chin collision from last night
26:00 <ness> noooooo
27:00 <Picard> cunt
27:00 <The_Baron> hhmm, this aldi knockoff nutella aint bad
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it's all the same ... I've found 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> not a big hazelnut fan though
28:00 <ness> nothing beats real nutella
28:00 <Bastardly_One> just the consistency is different
28:00 <Picard> mmmmmmmmmmmm milo
28:00 <Serenity> i hate hazelnuts... but i love nutella..
28:00 <Serenity> go figure
28:00 <The_Baron> it is all much the same
29:00 <Bastardly_One> have you ever had the chocolate kosher spread?
29:00 <Serenity> i buy nutino
29:00 <The_Baron> except for that savings chocolate spread
29:00 <Serenity> its like $3 a jar cheaper
29:00 <The_Baron> which tastes more like melted down space food sticks
29:00 <ness> if any guys wants to buy me chocolate....just buy me a jar of nutella
29:00 <Bastardly_One> get it the next time at the supermarket if you have a kosher section
29:00 <The_Baron> nutino is the same too
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the jewish chocolate spread is to die for
29:00 <Serenity> its a little runnier
29:00 <The_Baron> yeah, I bought this aldi bramwells one coz it was only 2.50
30:00 <The_Baron> who do ferrero think they are kidding, 5 bucks a jar
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm too fussy for aldi half the time 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on the commodity
30:00 <ness> aldi prices are good but fuck i hate their counter
30:00 <Picard> we have no Aldi
30:00 <The_Baron> it doesn't bother me
30:00 <ness> no baskets, no shopping bags, pain in the ass
31:00 <The_Baron> it's not that hard bagging ur own shit
31:00 <Bastardly_One> from the cashier point of view it must be great
31:00 <Picard> i dislike germans
31:00 <Bastardly_One> being able to sit down for your shift
31:00 <The_Baron> it makes fucking sense though
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd of loved that when I did that shit many moons ago
31:00 <The_Baron> stand up registers is a fucking stupid idea
31:00 <Picard> more bullshit
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it makes perfect sense
31:00 <ness> i hate self serve registers
32:00 <couleurs> ich haten u
32:00 <Bastardly_One> 8hrs is a long time standing bagging shit
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I like self serve but I'm against it 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> for social reasons actually
32:00 <The_Baron> I really don't mind
32:00 <Bastardly_One> little interactions keep us social
33:00 <The_Baron> yea, that's what socialising is for
33:00 <Serenity> i prefer to pack my own bags
33:00 <The_Baron> not talking about the weather to a bored 15 yo cashier
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the more things get automated the more anto social humans will become
33:00 <Serenity> 9/10 times the checkout people dont know how to packbags
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know but think of the oldies The_Baron
33:00 <The_Baron> b1, yeah coz ppl suck
33:00 <The_Baron> :P
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that might be all they have
33:00 <The_Baron> they have pokies and keno
33:00 <The_Baron> and lawn bowls
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I have one cashier that found out I write and so does she 
33:00 <The_Baron> and doctors
33:00 <Bastardly_One> never fuckin shuts up
34:00 <Bastardly_One> like let me pay and SHUT UP!
34:00 <The_Baron> only cashiers I like are the ones with big tits
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yes yes yes ... SHUT UP!
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I came here for 3 things and I've been here half an hour 
34:00 <slower> Bastardly_One she would have found out because you told her
35:00 <Bastardly_One> she saw me at uni one day apparently and told me her life story of what she was studying
35:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah I mentioned it in return convo
35:00 <Bastardly_One> bad mistake
35:00 <Picard> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllll your crayon scriblles are not writing
35:00 <Bastardly_One> she's nice enough ... just even more talkative than I am 
36:00 <ShadowLurker> not possible
36:00 <Picard> she probably feels pity
36:00 <slower> i know its not a big word but, you should look up humble
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yes it is ShadowLurker ... she is very talkative 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> she's nice enough though ... but you don't always want to chat 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> who does when shopping?
37:00 <The_Baron> I aint much into chatting at shops
37:00 <ShadowLurker> i barely want to chat here
37:00 <Picard> supermarkets are the easiest place to pick up a woman
37:00 <The_Baron> the fluro lighting makes me want to get the fuck out asap
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I wanna get in there and out ... the lighting doesn't bother me 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> other people do 
37:00 <slower> if she saw what you do in here, what do you think her opinion would be of you?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon people get stupid when shopping
37:00 <ness> I've never been picked up in a supermarket
37:00 <Picard> you bother other people im sure
37:00 <Bastardly_One> they just turn into retards
38:00 <The_Baron> Picard, you couldn't pick up a chick with a 100 bucks hanging out of ur zipper and a big bag of coke
38:00 <Picard> lol slower
38:00 <The_Baron> B1. it's the lighting
38:00 <ness> nah usually im on a mission, in and out
38:00 <Bastardly_One> same ness
38:00 <Picard> lol The_Baron another clueless kid who thinks he knows it all
38:00 <The_Baron> the flicker of the lights actually affects ur beta brain waves
38:00 <The_Baron> so u are put in a semi hypnotic state
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but The_Baron it's also product placement, music, lighting as you said 
38:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One take a look in the fucking mirror lol\
39:00 <Bastardly_One> they seriously get dumb
39:00 <Bastardly_One> so I pick non rush times if I can 
39:00 <The_Baron> Picard, another clueless cunt who thinks he had a clue in the first place
39:00 <Picard> looooooooooooooool @ The_Baron
39:00 <ness> mmmmm i want cheese!!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to go for a stupermarket run shortly actually 
39:00 <Picard> cunt doesnt leave the house and he thinks he knows it all
39:00 <Bastardly_One> cbf'ed but I insist on smoking
40:00 <Picard> fuck me sonia krugers tits are huge
40:00 <The_Baron> I don't leave the house?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> have fun ... bbs while I can be fucked
40:00 <Picard> lock the dungeon
41:00 <ness> Picard why u so mean!
42:00 <Picard> ummmmm
42:00 <Picard> because im a cunt who cant stand stupid people?
42:00 <Picard> cannot tolerate compulsive liars
42:00 <ness> cunt yes but stupid is as stupid does
42:00 <Picard> no time for cunts who dont want to help themselves
42:00 <Picard> no time for cunts who live in fantasy land
43:00 <Picard> should i continue?
44:00 <fawks> you must really hate yourself
44:00 <Picard> welcome to my list fawks
44:00 <Picard> congrats you made top 10
44:00 <ness> am i on the list Picard?
44:00 <fawks> you can also add "people who tell the truth"
44:00 <fawks> to that list
44:00 <Picard> ness no
44:00 <fawks> heh heh heh heh
44:00 <ness> thats cos im a fucking genius cunts
45:00 <Picard> lol
45:00 <fawks> geniouse**
45:00 <fawks> get it right
45:00 <ness> no fucktards here my friend
45:00 <Picard> you may irritate me but at this stage i dont think you are a moron
45:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck you all talk shit
45:00 <fawks> kiss my behind
45:00 <ShadowLurker> righto
45:00 <Picard> give it time :P
46:00 <fawks> ive said like 5 lines u fuk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
48:00 <ness> i want to go in the bigbrother house
48:00 <ness> id punch all the whining cunts in the face
48:00 <fawks> ok
48:00 <fawks> Serenity
48:00 <couleurs> me 2
49:00 <Picard> such rage
49:00 <pandis> i flipped to BB just before
49:00 <pandis> some bitch whinging to beard man about him talkin about tits
50:00 <Picard> he is a moron
50:00 <ness> he didn't even say anything bad
50:00 <ness> he said her boobs hang a little low
50:00 <ness> BIG FUCKING DEAL
50:00 <pandis> haha
50:00 <pandis> yea
50:00 <Picard> ness show us a pic of your boobs so we can pass judgement
50:00 <couleurs> ppl who watch big bros is morans
51:00 <ness> Picard you would love to see my boobs
51:00 <Picard> no
51:00 <Picard> id probably throw up
51:00 <ness> hahaha
51:00 <pandis> there's nothing interesting about watching a group of morons click, grunt and scratch their arses
51:00 <ness> i don't usually have that affect on men
51:00 <Picard> sure sure
51:00 <pandis> the funnest show on tele is VS Arashi
51:00 <pandis> :P
52:00 <Picard> you're an irc chic, 99% chance u are nothing special
52:00 <ness> oh rude
52:00 <couleurs> best show on tv is fifa 14/15 demo 
52:00 <Maurice> Unlike Fabio over there
52:00 <Picard> truth.
52:00 <pandis> though if we saw a pic of ness
52:00 <fawks> irc big brother would be disgusting
52:00 <ness> and thats why you are here picard
52:00 <fawks> oh Maurice
52:00 <fawks> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/14/orange-is-the-new-black-writer-poussey_n_5818660.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000024
52:00 <pandis> and she's srsly an exquisite beauty
52:00 <pandis> what difference would it make?
52:00 <Picard> none
53:00 <Picard> my opinion wouldnt change
53:00 <Maurice> Shes so pretty
53:00 <ness> im still a fucking genius picard
53:00 <Picard> thats still to be decided
53:00 <Maurice> fawks I just finished reading this http://books.google.com.au/books/about/Orange_Is_the_New_Black.html?id=nEVPbYiX2RwC&redir_esc=y
53:00 <Maurice> Didn't realise it was based on a true story
53:00 <ness> picard download my pic from my icloud
53:00 <fawks> what
53:00 <fawks> neither did i
53:00 <ness> all my nude pics are there
54:00 <Picard> i did?
54:00 <Picard> pass
54:00 <fawks> !!!!!!!!!
54:00 <Picard> im not interested in seeing u nude
54:00 <Picard> only person here i wish to see nude is Serenity
55:00 <fawks> oh what Maurice
55:00 <fawks> http://www.motherjones.com/files/piper-kerman-taylor-schilling630.jpg
55:00 <fawks> them together
55:00 <fawks> !@@@!!!!1
55:00 <Picard> face pic ness
55:00 <Serenity> poussey has the most stunning facial features
55:00 <ness> nooooo i have pash rash farken
55:00 <Serenity> her eyes!
55:00 <fawks> http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1306006/thumbs/o-TAYLOR-SCHILLING-PIPER-KERMAN-facebook.jpg
55:00 <Maurice> Far out, how different does she look
55:00 <Maurice> Yeah Serenity, shes gorgeous
55:00 <Picard> an old pic
55:00 <Picard> gggeees
55:00 <Picard> geees
55:00 <fawks> she was in a few movies ive watched recently
56:00 <fawks> cant even remember which
56:00 <Serenity> i want to see her with long hair
56:00 <fawks> and she had hair
56:00 <fawks> LKOL
56:00 <fawks> ues
56:00 <fawks> yes
56:00 <fawks> i was like what
56:00 <fawks> i giggle everytime i see the spelling
56:00 <fawks> pousseyyyyyy
56:00 <fawks> im heaps mature obv
56:00 <Serenity> lol
57:00 <Serenity> argh my tapers are itchy
57:00 <Serenity> i want to claw them
58:00 <pandis> which actress are you talking about?
59:00 <Serenity> Samira Wiley
59:00 <fawks> as pretty as she is
59:00 <fawks> she does not suit a dress... http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/08/26/article-0-20D2F00600000578-529_634x867.jpg
59:00 <fawks> pls
59:00 <Serenity> not strapless anyway
59:00 <fawks> http://fashionbombdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/The-2014-Primetime-Emmy-Awards-uzo-aduba.jpg
59:00 <fawks> lol
00:00 <fawks> :'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''')
00:00 <Serenity> it was so weird watching her talk in the after show interviews
00:00 <Serenity> its like... shes so.... normal
00:00 <Serenity> lol
00:00 <fawks> yeah
01:00 <Maurice> Lol that crazy bitch
01:00 <Maurice> I should watch them all again
03:00 <Serenity> omg look at taystee
03:00 <Serenity> http://cdn.madamenoire.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/danielle-and-samira-orange-is-the-new-black.jpg
04:00 <ness> nite fucktards
05:00 <fawks> lool
05:00 <Serenity> night
06:00 <Picard> nasty
09:00 <Picard> im bored
10:00 <Picard> simbicile hasnt had a lot to say past few nights
11:00 <pandis> tis a lil borin atm
11:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!
12:00 <pandis> da da DAAAAA
12:00 <pandis> da!!!!
12:00 <pandis> my neighbour gets xboxone this week yay
14:00 <couleurs> fake and gay
17:00 <Picard> going to bed
17:00 <Picard> bye
18:00 <pandis> haha u guys earlier talkin about burkas at the beach
18:00 <pandis> and that dude on Legally Brown is suggesting it in a skit
33:00 <pandis> YESZ!
33:00 <pandis> can pre order the final Arkham game now woo
33:00 <pandis> TheRiddler are you gonna get it?
35:00 <pandis> 250 bucks for this https://content.ebgames.com.au/website/images/detail/204824_detail_1000.jpg
36:00 <couleurs> fake and gay
42:00 <pandis> that's gonna be the last time i pay that much for a game
42:00 <pandis> ac5 unity and that
44:00 <Floss> i just put my nose on. i am a lion now
45:00 <Maurice> Sounds more like michael jackson
53:00 <pandis> hm i mite get dragon age
53:00 <pandis> bout time i get into rpg
55:00 <Floss> http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p38/SeaBreezeBeauty/20140915_204114_zps5806c40e.jpg
55:00 <Floss> i is a lion now
56:00 <couleurs> furry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
56:00 <Floss> i wanna go annoy the neighbourhood cats
56:00 <Floss> the dog wont look at me atm
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <pandis> woah lol
58:00 <pandis> why are you dressed like that at this time?
00:00 <Serenity> have you got a fancy dress floss
03:00 <pandis> Bastardly_One do u play games like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZsSYVn5vTc&list=PLo0U2XXgLJkgz_5b6XN3OblbqAbj5njFF ?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yerp
07:00 <couleurs> FiFa 15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13:00 <pandis> nice
13:00 <pandis> i like the look of that game
13:00 <pandis> 230 bux for the special edition of it lol
31:00 <Floss> sorry i back now
31:00 <Floss> i just got the nose in the mail today so i had to have a first crack at it
31:00 <Floss> im bartending on halloween 
32:00 <TheRiddler> nose?
32:00 <Floss>  http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p38/SeaBreezeBeauty/20140915_204114_zps5806c40e.jpg
32:00 <TheRiddler> did you get sims 4 yet
33:00 <Floss> yes and the fucking lounge comps internet connection isnt working so i cant fully install it
33:00 <Floss> i nearly ditched the tv in rage
33:00 <TheRiddler> damn
33:00 <TheRiddler> boo
34:00 <Floss> i know lol so bloody close
34:00 <Floss> dad was here for 2 hours trying to fix the cunt, we might try reinstalling windows
35:00 <TheRiddler> is connected by wifi or ethernet?
35:00 <pandis> fk, im so getting Alien Isolation
36:00 <TheRiddler> I've been playing titanfall
36:00 <TheRiddler> on pc
36:00 <pandis> is it good?
36:00 <TheRiddler> it's ok
36:00 <Floss> it was wifi and that stopped working
36:00 <pandis> mm, i dont think ill ever buy it
36:00 <Floss> so we put it straight into router still wont work
36:00 <pandis> since it's strictly multiplayer
36:00 <TheRiddler> damn
37:00 <Floss> its deff the comps issue, all the phones and this lappy and work lappy all use the net
37:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
37:00 <pandis> will probably buy Ryse Son of Rome next week
37:00 <TheRiddler> does it detect a router?
37:00 <Floss> so fucked off its my main gaming comp
37:00 <Floss> yeah it connects with no internet
38:00 <Floss> i thought maybe network card
38:00 <pandis> you game floss?
38:00 <Floss> dad updated drivers still nothing, even plugged in directy it gets nothing
38:00 <Floss> i fkn game cunt yes.
38:00 <Floss> lol
38:00 <pandis> sweet as
38:00 <pandis> i dont want to ruin your convo can i ask what genres u play?
39:00 <Floss> i was playing old school UT for a while
39:00 <Floss> then sims, then tomb raider, then a bit of skyrim
39:00 <pandis> cool
39:00 <Floss> now im playing a bit of rust
39:00 <TheRiddler> did you check to make sure the dns is set to automatic
39:00 <Floss> these words dound familiar
39:00 <Maurice> My son has Ryse, he wants to trade it in
40:00 <Floss> is that in the comp wireless settings
40:00 <TheRiddler> dont let them play destiny
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> does he? did he give you a reason
40:00 <TheRiddler> hold a sec
40:00 <Maurice> He doesn't like it
40:00 <Maurice> That was his reason
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> good enuff
41:00 <Floss> fuck it im a lion ill just piss on it and go kill something
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
42:00 <Maurice> http://images.viralnova.com/000/062/152/desktop-1406826843.png
42:00 <Floss> awww!
43:00 <Floss> thats what kids are for
43:00 <TheRiddler> damn I cant remember where to find it lol
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> too many good games coming out, far cry 4 looks ace
46:00 <TheRiddler> baby luigi
46:00 <Floss> i heard something about a new tomb raider
46:00 <TheRiddler> yes
46:00 <Floss> i had so much fun playing them in primary school
46:00 <TheRiddler> for pc n xbox one
46:00 <Maurice> My kid wants around eleventy new games
46:00 <Maurice> Spanning over xbox one and ps4
46:00 <Maurice> He can't make up his mind
47:00 <TheRiddler> then a year later the rest
47:00 <TheRiddler> get him into business games
47:00 <TheRiddler> make him stock market millionaire
47:00 <TheRiddler> +a
48:00 <Maurice> He's currently designing 3D games in PEAC
48:00 <TheRiddler> nerd!
48:00 <TheRiddler> :p
48:00 <TheRiddler> I wish I could do that in school
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