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00:00 <British^Meat> on ignore now
00:00 <Loof> wtf
00:00 <Loof> i'm a nice person
00:00 <British^Meat> "ignore"
00:00 <Loof> ask anyone but maurice
00:00 <Maurice> LOL
00:00 <Floss> lol
00:00 <simba> im a nigga
00:00 <Maurice> Oh, there was an article today saying the 'follow on' formula is pointless and no good for kids
00:00 <Thoth> nigga bitch yo
00:00 <Floss> youre touching it, and it feels like a bag of sand...
00:00 <doctor> I'm a nice guy so I've heard. Nothing could be more insulting
00:00 <beehhh> my living is my suffering
00:00 <Maurice> I'm also a nice guy
01:00 <Picard> fuck why am i so into this chic flick'
01:00 <Maurice> With a massive wang
01:00 <British^Meat> Loof only put me on ignore coz he did a pandas and i had a go at him
01:00 <Floss> im a business man
01:00 <beehhh> euthensia should be done n its over
01:00 <Floss> i do business
01:00 <Floss> and corporate things
01:00 <British^Meat> so he put me on ignore from his own shame
01:00 <doctor> my wang is nothing to be proud about
01:00 <British^Meat> was so weird
01:00 <Maurice> He put me on ignore for saying his 3yr old is too old for formula and the nurse did not ok it
01:00 <Maurice> No nurse would
01:00 <beehhh> bullshit can i
01:00 <British^Meat> lol
01:00 <Floss> lol he sounds like a hysterical woman
02:00 <Floss> IM NOT TALKINGTO YOU
02:00 <Floss> lol
02:00 <doctor> beehhh, your work is not yet done
02:00 <Loof> yes women can get very hysterical
02:00 <Loof> they should be all execute
02:00 <Thoth> beehhh: if you die don't your loved ones prepare a hungi? That seems like a delcious way to go out.
02:00 <Maurice> Now hes talking asian
02:00 <Floss> Loof, come at me bro.
02:00 <Loof> come in me bro
02:00 <beehhh> I walked into a gay bar and order a drink and met a tranny in commercial rd prahran
02:00 <simba> dont say come at me
03:00 <beehhh> dance the drink towardx me
03:00 <Floss> i pretend im atranny when i go out sometimes
03:00 <Maurice> His wife muff wa will hurt you, Floss
03:00 <Maurice> Be prepared
03:00 <Floss> its fun
03:00 <Loof> well you are handsome
03:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOSxM0rNPM
03:00 <Loof> :P
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know? (Official Video) (Jun 18, 2013) 4:26 - Category: Music - 98,721,068 views - likes (98.4%), 9,504 dislikes (1.6%)
03:00 <beehhh> wear a cowboy hat and skorts while doodle is ahanging out
03:00 <Floss> his what maurice? lol
04:00 <Maurice> Thats his wifes name
04:00 <Maurice> Or close enough..
04:00 <Floss> oh lol ok
04:00 <beehhh> west and east nothing alike even the train line deteorated
04:00 <simba> hmm yes poetic
04:00 <Floss> its not about butthole pleasures, at all.
05:00 <Loof> lot of sluts tonight
05:00 <Loof> i can almost smell the AIDS
05:00 <simba> wish i was a slut
05:00 <Floss> sounds like soething a nice guy would say
05:00 <Thoth> Show them how many inches long your feelings are
05:00 <Rak> are you denying butthole pleasurwes?
06:00 <Maurice> simba you should aspire to be a whore instead
06:00 <beehhh> when i arrived to melb simba was still in his primary skool
06:00 <Maurice> Coz then you'll at least get paid in phone credit and kebabs
06:00 <Loof> imagine how good it would be being simbas age though beehhh
06:00 <Maurice> beehhh nobody cares that you were once here
06:00 <simba> Ahhh.
06:00 <Maurice> We're here everyday
06:00 <Maurice> Get the fuck over it
06:00 <Loof> imagine what you could do with your life
06:00 <Thoth> I don't like melbourne :D
06:00 <simba> imagine having my sweet white ass, beehhh
06:00 <Loof> with the right guidance
06:00 <Thoth> I'm just here cause this is the biggest austnets
06:00 <beehhh> nope my memories are my treasure now the rest dont exist
07:00 <Floss> thoths the whore!
07:00 <Maurice> He's probably imagining ploughing it
07:00 <Thoth> Maurice: can you upgrade panda ban to forever? It'd be really nice
07:00 <beehhh> when you were there for me or will you
07:00 <Maurice> It'd also be nice to add beehhh and Loof to it
08:00 <Thoth> beehhh is alright
08:00 <Floss> they than be the three stooges in exile together
08:00 <Maurice> When he's not typing he's fine
08:00 <Floss> with the abominable snowman
08:00 <beehhh> Loof's comming to get me from the tullamarine airport in his ford XT
08:00 <simba> beehhh is a terrible irc user and should be blacklisted
08:00 <beehhh> certainly this would remind me off 96
09:00 <Floss> its nothing like 96, theres nobody spamming their channels trying to get you to join
09:00 <Floss> and the 5 thousand "Hey A/S/L?"
10:00 <stevenn> u must be about..... 30
10:00 <Thoth> You should join #cats. Its really nice
10:00 <Thoth> asl?
10:00 <Floss> 37/m/islam
10:00 <Loof> 12/f/thailand
10:00 <Thoth> leluled
10:00 <Rak> islam is a location?
10:00 <simba> beehhh should join #cats
10:00 <stevenn> keke~
11:00 <Floss> yes
11:00 <Floss> i have spoken
11:00 <Loof> but said nothing
11:00 <Loof> :P
11:00 <Thoth> Rak: abbotts says we're going to invade islam
11:00 <Floss> kiss the deepest darkest part of my asshole, Loof
11:00 <Loof> fine
11:00 <Loof> get your dads cock out of the way first
11:00 <beehhh> i got many assignment due
11:00 <Rak> and so we will
12:00 <Floss> lol
12:00 <Loof> :P
12:00 <Floss> arent you sweet
12:00 <beehhh> im taking 3 units this sem one in summer and three in the next and its fkn over 
12:00 <Floss> Colouring 101
12:00 <Loof> beehhh quit study man
12:00 <Loof> we're too old for that shit
12:00 <Floss> its hard to stay in the lines hey beehhh!
12:00 <beehhh> wish i could nearly there man
13:00 <Loof> how many more units?
13:00 <beehhh> completed 17 units sofar
13:00 <Floss> I dont feel comfortable hitting on drunk bitches :/
13:00 <Loof> 7 to go
13:00 <Loof> ?
13:00 <beehhh> yup
13:00 <Loof> nice
13:00 <Loof> keep at it then
14:00 <Loof> my grandad was 40 when he got his degree
14:00 <Loof> he ended up doing well
14:00 <Floss> in sucking dick
14:00 <beehhh> hardest part is over but too many new commers are here fucking each other like no tomorrow
14:00 <Loof> lol
14:00 <Floss> lol i cant resist
14:00 <Floss> stop making it so easy
14:00 <Loof> i'm a slut for punishment
14:00 <beehhh> well norell cant have a baby but we will try
14:00 <beehhh> bitch really loves me
15:00 <Loof> surragate?
15:00 <Floss> is she blind
15:00 <Floss> deaf
15:00 <Loof> male
15:00 <beehhh> with your sperm?
15:00 <Loof> that's a bit weird man
15:00 <Thoth> Floss: drunk bitches put out, yo
15:00 <Loof> lol
15:00 <Floss> lol
15:00 <Floss> wigging out
16:00 <Floss> these bitches are terrible
16:00 <Thoth> Just do it. Or someone else will
16:00 <beehhh> many of them quit their life n m barely hanging there and i dont communicate with people
16:00 <doctor> i heard they can implant wombs into men now
16:00 <Thoth> Bitches be drunk cause they want the cawk anyway
16:00 <Loof> best to keep to yourself at uni/tafe
16:00 <Loof> that's where i fucked up
16:00 <Loof> socialising
16:00 <Loof> and helping other cunts
16:00 <Loof> got sucked in
17:00 <beehhh> my babies would die cause i produce alot of acid
17:00 <Floss> your hands are on my belt LOL
17:00 <Loof> heard too much acid is bad for your teeth
18:00 <Loof> man i'm high
18:00 <Floss> hi how are you
18:00 <Loof> you gotta come to melb beehhh
18:00 <Loof> lol
18:00 <Floss> how high are you
19:00 <Loof> https://calliopeslyre.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/goat.jpg
21:00 <Floss> lol seth rogen laughing is just adorable
21:00 <Floss> makes me want to tousle his hair
26:00 <Loof> beehhh buy me a wacom
27:00 <Loof> i needs it to draw perdy pictures
28:00 <Floss> is that like a graphics tablet
28:00 <Loof> yep
28:00 <Floss> i have 2 of them
28:00 <Loof> i want one with a screen
28:00 <Floss> one of mine is like that
29:00 <Loof> nice
29:00 <Floss> LOL the waxing scene
29:00 <simba> seth rogan laugh compilation
29:00 <Floss> LOL
30:00 <Floss> i want soeone to yell at me like that while im waxing them
32:00 <Floss> NIPPLE FUCK
32:00 <Loof> beehhh buy me a coffee machine
35:00 <doctor> i think i'm horny
35:00 <doctor> but i'm not sure
35:00 <Loof> ew
35:00 <Picard> awwwww he got the girl
35:00 <Loof> tmmi
35:00 <Picard> im a bit teary
36:00 <doctor> must be the position of the earth aligned with the moon and stars playing havoc with my nervous system
37:00 <Loof> or you've just been drinking
37:00 <doctor> or maybe i'm just bloodthirsty
37:00 <doctor> yeah that could be it
37:00 <Loof> lol
37:00 <beehhh> back wanna see me latest pic
38:00 <Picard> no
38:00 <beehhh> gimme 5min
39:00 <beehhh> no bluetooth in my pc :(
39:00 <Picard> Roxy-Gurl get ya boobs out please
39:00 <beehhh> its gone
40:00 <Picard> your gone
40:00 <Loof> http://phys.org/news/2014-09-anti-facebook-social-network-viral-surge.html
41:00 <Loof> oh man computer problems
41:00 <beehhh> how i send it now
41:00 <Loof> i've been having hell trying to run 3ds max lately
43:00 <Loof> http://phys.org/news/2014-09-anti-facebook-social-network-viral-surge.html
43:00 <Loof> oops
43:00 <Loof> ignore that
44:00 <beehhh> http://support.lenovo.com/us/en/downloads/ds038429
45:00 <Loof> did you try rebooting?
45:00 <Loof> try that before reinstalling drivers
45:00 <Saemon> stay away from my girl mate
45:00 <Picard> fuck off u
45:00 <bee_girl> ??
46:00 <Picard> get ya tits out woman
46:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Loid52W0d4
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Have I Told You Lately Rod Stewart (Oct 10, 2010) 4:11 - Category: Music - 706,292 views - 2,126 likes (96.5%), 76 dislikes (3.5%)
47:00 <Picard> oops
47:00 <Saemon> look what u did
47:00 <Saemon> u scared her away
47:00 <doctor> thats a good one beehhh
47:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQKqo5gPu3s
47:00 <beehhh> Loof the driver is gone few weeks ago
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CROWDED HOUSE - FALL AT YOUR FEET. (Jan 9, 2012) 3:23 - Category: Music - 17,236 views - 82 likes (98.8%), 1 dislikes (1.2%)
47:00 <Loof> ah
47:00 <Picard> it was u
49:00 <beehhh> foods for dinosaur party
49:00 <Loof> feed norell up she's too skinny
50:00 <beehhh> might have restart soon
50:00 <Rak> sif go crowded house and not choose weather with you
50:00 <beehhh> Loof how can you read my mind fron that far
51:00 <Loof> cause i'm a weed shaman
51:00 <Rak> actually fall at your feet is really awesome
51:00 <Loof> :P
51:00 <doctor> always time for crowded house
51:00 <Rak> i retract my previous statement
51:00 <beehhh> wait till i show ya my pic
51:00 <beehhh> only thing Maurice could read is the food
52:00 <Rudeboy> eating rules
52:00 <beehhh> better than sex
52:00 <Rudeboy> cardio sucks
52:00 <Rudeboy> agreed beehhh
52:00 <beehhh> yeah more like torturing when you go gym
52:00 <Rudeboy> only weights are ok
52:00 <Rudeboy> cardio just burns muscle
52:00 <Rak> one of my greatest regrets is not seeing their free gig on the opera house
53:00 <beehhh> im gonna join the new olympic size pool at the campus
53:00 <Rudeboy> adonis agrees
54:00 <Saemon> my personal trainer said to do cardio to burn fat though
54:00 <beehhh> they will offer me free postgrad here with scholarship i will take it
54:00 <Picard> in prison?
54:00 <Saemon> but my doctor says lifting weights does that AS well as build muscle
54:00 <Rudeboy> who knows
54:00 <beehhh> prison bitches are hot
55:00 <Rudeboy> watch wentworth beehhh
55:00 <Rudeboy> frankie in it is hot as
55:00 <Maurice> Did beehhh just call me fat
55:00 <Rudeboy> i'd eat her ass
55:00 <Rudeboy> pitty she's a les
55:00 <Picard> who is  Roxy-Gurl
56:00 <Picard> ????
56:00 <simba> lol
56:00 <Picard> simba
56:00 <Picard> oh we woke the old cunt
57:00 <Rak> oh fuck i forgot about don't dream it's over
57:00 <beehhh> where do i find unathorized bluetooth asking me to delete first?
57:00 <beehhh> 4where do i find unathorized bluetooth asking me to delete first?
57:00 <simba> fuck this channel needs a good clean
57:00 <Rudeboy> device manager?
57:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One by your name i summon you fourth
57:00 <beehhh> ok loof give it a try
58:00 <beehhh> where in device manager im on win 8
58:00 <Maurice> I summon you fifth
58:00 <Rudeboy> need to right click computer
58:00 <Rudeboy> then go properties
59:00 <Picard> simba is high
59:00 <Rudeboy> or it's in control panel
59:00 <Picard> and ranting
59:00 <Rudeboy> if you dont have the computer icon
59:00 <Maurice> I've seen ranting, thats not it
00:00 <Rudeboy> then when you're in the device manager
00:00 <Rudeboy> expand your bluetooth
00:00 <Rudeboy> the right click it and go update driver
01:00 <Rudeboy> or unintstall
01:00 <Rudeboy> you choose
04:00 <Rudeboy> coffee and cannabis time
04:00 <simba> im a character from greek mythology
04:00 <Rudeboy> kratos
04:00 <Rak> zeus?
05:00 <simba> medusa
05:00 <Rak> ew
05:00 <Rak> but i bet she give sgreat head
05:00 <stevenn> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA14C6zZem8&index=10&list=RDiVlbZXz7l8c
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Will Sparks & Joel Fletcher - Bring It Back (Original Mix) (Feb 13, 2013) 2:33 - Category: Music - 405,444 views - 1,705 likes (98.7%), 22 dislikes (1.3%)
06:00 <Rak> holy shit the latest episode of Manhattan is heart warming
06:00 <Rak> i never would have thunk it
11:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/K8MVN.jpg
11:00 <doctor> you need a gf TheRiddler
13:00 <milk> http://www.riddler.io/
13:00 <milk> they're mapping the internet
27:00 <tooheys> id just like to apologise to anyone who i argued with about jewel being a bitch
32:00 <tooheys> coz i may be bad but im perfectly good at it sex in the air i dont care i love the smell of it sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me
32:00 <doctor> nobody remembers who you are, yet alone knows what you've mentioned about another user
32:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af0U-PPrYcY
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SEAFOOD SPAGHETTI (PASTA PESCATORE STYLE) - theitaliancookingclass.com (Oct 28, 2012) 9:54 - Category: Howto & Style - 59,717 views - likes (92.2%), dislikes (7.8%)
35:00 <DrGore> tooheys
36:00 <DrGore> your sentence is really shit
36:00 <tooheys> its not as shit as your nick, cunt
36:00 <beehhh> so is your punch to the face
36:00 <DrGore> <tooheys> coz i may be bad but im perfectly good at it sex in the air i dont care i love the smell of it sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me
36:00 <DrGore> really poor
36:00 <tooheys> well
36:00 <DrGore> are you drunk or on drugs
36:00 <beehhh> povo english
37:00 <tooheys> not my fault youve never heard one of the most popular songs of all time is it
37:00 <Maurice> Rihanna
37:00 <Maurice> I'm guessing you're not the old tooheys that used to come here
37:00 <beehhh> poor men's BeerBar
37:00 <beehhh> is called a PUB
37:00 <tooheys> Maurice, i am actually
37:00 <Maurice> Starts with a G?
37:00 <beehhh> Maurice and her toys
37:00 <tooheys> g?
37:00 <Maurice> Your real name
38:00 <tooheys> no
38:00 <Maurice> Then you're not the one I'm talking about
38:00 <tooheys> ok
38:00 <beehhh> G for grey
38:00 <tooheys> no motherfucking woriies
38:00 <DrGore> commas are awesome
38:00 <tooheys> at leastit doesnt stand for h for heartbreaker unlike anohter member of this channel
41:00 <DrGore> these are not the droids you are looking for.
41:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2kpmdiv22Q
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Acer Aspire U5 All-in-One -- The best all-in-one to keep in touch (Features & Highlights) (Apr 29, 2014) 1:23 - Category: Science & Technology - 6,963 views - 52 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
50:00 <beehhh> http://mashable.com/2014/09/25/australia-record-hot-year/
03:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZFZxEnB7ws
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dracula Untold Official Trailer #1 (2014) - Luke Evans, Dominic Cooper Movie HD (Jun 27, 2014) 2:36 - Category: Film & Animation - 4,094,845 views - 18,100 likes (97.4%), 484 dislikes (2.6%)
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> these goat men are funny
08:00 <Bastardly_One> they bleat when you kill them
43:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
43:00 <Saemon> sup bro
44:00 <Maurice> Don't start your shit
44:00 <Saemon> sorry
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Diablo III is addicting
47:00 <Bastardly_One> cunt of a game 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> stop giving me entertaining missions
49:00 <Saemon> yoooo
06:00 <Bastardly_One> .
06:00 <Saemon> sup man lol
06:00 <Saemon> wat u doin still ip
06:00 <Saemon> up
06:00 <Bastardly_One> playing a game
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and not tired yet
11:00 <Saemon> hehe ic
45:00 <Rak> :D
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09:00 <Nikky`> Morning simba
19:00 <simba> morning Nikky`!!!!!!!!
28:00 <Nikky`> All happening in here this morning
30:00 <Bastardly_One>  I know!
32:00 <B1-not-here> I'm gonna have a nap out of sheer boredom
51:00 <simba> excellent
58:00 <TheRon> hello
00:00 <Digerati> bada bing
00:00 <Digerati> bada bang
00:00 <Digerati> bada boom
00:00 <Digerati> boom boom boom
01:00 <Digerati> sup
01:00 <TheRon> it was the summer of '69
01:00 <Digerati> hey ron
01:00 <TheRon> hello
01:00 <Digerati> sup ?
01:00 <TheRon> beers
01:00 <Digerati> i got rye
01:00 <British^Meat> big bada boom
01:00 <Digerati> might have a drink tonight with friends
02:00 <Digerati> got the coke nice and chilled !
02:00 <Digerati> whiskey and rye...
02:00 <Digerati> singing this will be the day that i die
02:00 <Digerati> bye bye miss american pie
03:00 <British^Meat> feel like a $1 frozen HJs coke
03:00 <Digerati> dats cheap
03:00 <Digerati> dirt cheap
03:00 <Digerati> can you get it any cheaper ?
03:00 <TheRon> rather have a beer
03:00 <Digerati> beer is better !
04:00 <British^Meat> yer, pretty darn cheap
04:00 <British^Meat> i dont know if i can get it any cheaper
04:00 <British^Meat> maybe if i asked for just a cup of ice
04:00 <Digerati> you need to drink like a tonne of beer to get pissed, and when you are at that point you fill like you ate a bucket of chickens
05:00 <Digerati> beer bloats too much
06:00 <British^Meat> beers shit
06:00 <Digerati> i had a nice kebab for lunch anyway
06:00 <British^Meat> pea and ham soup here
06:00 <Digerati> depends on the beer
06:00 <Digerati> i like stella
07:00 <Digerati> hard to find a decent local draught in australia, i tried all the brands, the only one i like is carlton light
07:00 <Digerati> a bit daggy
07:00 <Digerati> but VB alway's seem the go
08:00 <simba> im having 1 beer cos its sunday
08:00 <simba> 1 beer a week is ok
08:00 <Digerati> tis
08:00 <Digerati> perfect
09:00 <simba> any more and you are a drug addict
09:00 <TheRon> had 13 beers yesterday
09:00 <Digerati> i got slabs of the shit in my cellar, got a cellar bunker going 15 feet down into a concrete bunker, my dad used to make wine, we store all the wine down there
10:00 <Digerati> fucking tonnes of wine simba
10:00 <Digerati> behhh would have a ball of a time down there
10:00 <simba> i dont know whether to believe you
10:00 <Digerati> simba, well it's true
10:00 <simba> remember the stories of the vaccum bags full of weed? lol
10:00 <TheRon> how shit was sydney yesterday
10:00 <Digerati> nothing special about collecting wine
10:00 <Digerati> hahaha
10:00 <Digerati> no simba
10:00 <British^Meat> i dont think ive had 13 beers in the past year
10:00 <simba> sydney sux!!!! fc hollywood of australia!!!
10:00 <British^Meat> guys who drink daily make me laugh :)
11:00 <Digerati> beer can be stored for 2-3 years
11:00 <Digerati> i was hoping syd woud win that
11:00 <British^Meat> i had 2 beers about 3 months ago...
11:00 <TheRon> you're not aussie enough
11:00 <British^Meat> and i cant remember how long it was b4 then
11:00 <Digerati> so i can laugh at my cousin who barracks for the hawks
11:00 <Digerati> fkn hate hawthorn
12:00 <TheRon> but i don't do weed so it kind of evens itself out
12:00 <Digerati> i barrack for the dogs
12:00 <simba> i do beer
12:00 <British^Meat> aint had a join in 3 weeks either
12:00 <British^Meat> been really good lately
12:00 <Digerati> simba, just one beer is kinda blant, i wonder why i don't believe you :) hahaah
12:00 <simba> eh
12:00 <British^Meat> 1 beer would last me an hour easy
12:00 <simba> im not a compulsive liar thats why u believe me
12:00 <Digerati> nobody drinks just (one) beer
12:00 <Digerati> ffs
13:00 <British^Meat> lol
13:00 <TheRon> i hope some hawks retire
13:00 <British^Meat> ok
13:00 <simba> DOOm - one beer
13:00 <Digerati> bs
13:00 <Digerati> maybe 2 or 3, i might believe you
13:00 <Digerati> but not 1
13:00 <Digerati> ffs
13:00 <British^Meat> maybe no one u know...
13:00 <British^Meat> i could easily drink one beer
13:00 <British^Meat> and not be foaming at the mouth for another one
13:00 <British^Meat> beer sux
14:00 <Digerati> what kind of beer simba ?
14:00 <simba> hieniy
14:00 <simba> heiney
14:00 <Digerati> nobody has 1 heiney
14:00 <Digerati> a 6 pack yes
15:00 <Digerati> you cant get drunk on fkn 6
15:00 <TheRon> get your hands off my heiney
15:00 <Digerati> maybe tipsy
15:00 <simba> good
15:00 <simba> tipsy is better than drunk
15:00 <Digerati> i need at least a dozen to get tipsy
15:00 <Digerati> BURP
15:00 <Digerati> simba, good man if you can only have just 1 mate
15:00 <Digerati> wish i was like that
16:00 <Digerati> i am alway's honest
16:00 <simba> its just a drink
16:00 <simba> im only having it cos theres no coke cans left
16:00 <simba> lol
16:00 <Digerati> we are having a barbeque tonight that's why
16:00 <Digerati> only in a sunday :)
16:00 <Digerati> on
16:00 <TheRon> stoned for the footy yesterday?
16:00 <Digerati> fucking hawks
17:00 <simba> i missed the first quarter
17:00 <Digerati> i missed it all
17:00 <TheRon> damn
17:00 <Digerati> i knew hawks would win
17:00 <Digerati> that's why
17:00 <British^Meat> lol same, i was doing grocery shopping
17:00 <simba> tippett = lol
17:00 <Digerati> i think i missed the whole fucking year to tell you the truth
17:00 <Digerati> was too busy with my mum
18:00 <Digerati> never did like footy to tell you the truth, snooker is more my sport
19:00 <simba> i like how snooker is all math
19:00 <TheRon> and talking shit
19:00 <simba> talk shit get hit!!!!!!!
19:00 <Digerati> when did i talk shit cunt ? :)
19:00 <Digerati> heh
19:00 <Digerati> i got the booze !
20:00 <Digerati> cuntzzzz
20:00 <Digerati> :) hehe ;)
20:00 <Digerati> jk
20:00 <simba> lol
20:00 <British^Meat> mum??
20:00 <Digerati> that fucking retarded beagle wanted to come over to my place, i spoke to him voice on paltak, he sounds like a knob
20:00 <British^Meat> lol
21:00 <Digerati> my mum passed away last month
21:00 <British^Meat> wow ho co-incidental
21:00 <British^Meat> errr bout beagle that os
21:00 <British^Meat> is
21:00 <British^Meat> soz bout ur mum
21:00 <Digerati> beagle is a mad cunt
21:00 <British^Meat> no
21:00 <British^Meat> beagle is mad
21:00 <Digerati> she died of old age man, 90 is a good age
22:00 <Digerati> wish to fuck to see what puters will be like when i am 90
22:00 <Digerati> than again i would not want to see puters, rather putanas
22:00 <Digerati> when i am 90, send me a 18 year old slut
22:00 <Digerati> heh :)
23:00 <Digerati> fkn die with a smile on my face... :)
23:00 <Digerati> ooops i thinks i gots meself a hat attack
23:00 <simba> ill send you a BBQ princess
23:00 <simba> BBW
24:00 <Digerati> dude, heaps of asian whores on the net
24:00 <simba> gross
25:00 <Digerati> can't believe this asian bride dating service for the phillipines
25:00 <Digerati> it almost sounds retarded
25:00 <TheRon> you are retired?
25:00 <Digerati> heh
25:00 <Digerati> not yet
25:00 <Digerati> give it another 20 years
27:00 <Digerati> by than this country will be either bankrupt, 3rd world, or the richest in the world
27:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/9c1d5bf1a3d696dc9329c0928d15ace1/tumblr_nb8n5ocFdu1qbw19po1_500.jpg
27:00 <TheRon> indeed
35:00 <TheRon> souths v bulldogs next weekend
36:00 <TheRon> go souths
37:00 <simba> monkeyball?
37:00 <Digerati> lol
37:00 <Digerati> coke adds life
38:00 <British^Meat> gasp
38:00 <British^Meat> one of me fave games
38:00 <simba> oh yea
38:00 <simba> monkey ball owns
38:00 <British^Meat> boxing, loved it
40:00 <simba> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
44:00 <TheRon> how good was tom jones yesterday?
45:00 <simba> no idea tbh
45:00 <simba> did he sound good
45:00 <TheRon> alright
45:00 <TheRon> still pretty fit for 74 years old
48:00 <simba> what about olivia newton john
48:00 <simba> didnt hear anything about her
48:00 <simba> b4 oir after
48:00 <TheRon> bit out of synch
49:00 <simba> u would think shed have it down by now
49:00 <simba> move ur lips to the backing track olivia its easy
53:00 <TheRon> ikr
58:00 <TheRon> we are young, heartache to heartache we stand
11:00 <Hawks> lala
11:00 <TheRon> happy team at hawthorn
12:00 <Hawks> sup cumtards
12:00 <TheRon> TITS OUT FOR THE BOYS!!!
15:00 <Hawks> boing
16:00 <Digerati> boringggg
17:00 <Digerati> add voice and cam to this shit, and we have sum fun !
17:00 <Digerati> lol
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <simba> thats shit
23:00 <simba> go to paltalk if u wanna cam some gross kents
24:00 <TheRon> camming gross kents just isn't cricket
24:00 <TheRon> Nikky`: good gf day?
27:00 <TheRon> fez, TITS OUT FOR THE BOYS!
27:00 <Nikky`> I had a good napso yes, was a nice Sat. yours?
27:00 <TheRon> beers barbie chicken wings
28:00 <Nikky`> What more could you ask for
28:00 <TheRon> not much, a close swans victory?
28:00 <Fez> Ok
28:00 <Nikky`> ol
28:00 <Nikky`> lol
31:00 <TheRon> couleurs: the dees played in the grand final
32:00 <couleurs> go the dees 
33:00 <couleurs> go the evertons
33:00 <TheRon> everton rule
33:00 <couleurs> go TheRons
34:00 <Digerati> https://dstore.com.au/buy/evga-geforce-gtx-titan-z-superclocked-w--g-sync-support12gb-gddr5-768bit-dvi-hdmidp-sli-12g-p4-3992-kr-graphics-cards-18180665?utm_source=googauprodfeed&utm_medium=cpc&gclid=CJz_seuXg8ECFQcAvAodBWUACg
34:00 <couleurs> meh... ps4 is betta
34:00 <Digerati> that's faster than ps4
34:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!
35:00 <Digerati> and xbox put together
35:00 <TheRon> atari!!!!!
35:00 <simba> not on its own
35:00 <Digerati> yah !
35:00 <simba> nope
35:00 <simba> u need a computer to put it in
35:00 <TheRon> commodore 64!!!!!
36:00 <Digerati> xeon is prolly the go to put that in
36:00 <simba> is that price real?
36:00 <Digerati> typ
36:00 <Digerati> yup
36:00 <Digerati> insane price
36:00 <simba> lol
36:00 <Digerati> i buy from MSY
36:00 <Digerati> at pascoe vale
36:00 <Digerati> half that price
36:00 <simba> what new game is good enough to warrant buying a 5k graphics card?
37:00 <Digerati> dude, it's good for cameras
37:00 <Digerati> that's all that matters atm
37:00 <TheRon> mackintosh computer
37:00 <simba> what do you mean 
37:00 <couleurs> it's 4 idiets who build computers with windows on da side
37:00 <Digerati> well, plenty of 4k cameras out there atm
37:00 <simba> good for editing video is that what u mean
37:00 <couleurs> that card is old already
37:00 <Digerati> yeah simba
38:00 <simba> so the answer is no new game
38:00 <Digerati> nvidia quadro plex is over 5 years now and faster than the titan
38:00 <TheRon> well i'm back in black
38:00 <Digerati> that is if you are into sli
39:00 <Digerati> doing linear in a video is hard
39:00 <Digerati> almost live broadcast tv quality
39:00 <couleurs> boring!!!!!!!
39:00 <couleurs> ps4 or bye
39:00 <simba> ps5
39:00 <TheRon> ps2?
40:00 <couleurs> FiFa!!!!!
40:00 <TheRon> NBA!!!!!!
40:00 <couleurs> c u oneline
40:00 <TheRon> FROTHIE!!!!
41:00 <couleurs> i've played oneline 4 times and lost 3 matches hahaha!!!
42:00 <couleurs> bvb and bayern own
42:00 <couleurs> every dickhaed picken real already
43:00 <TheRon> go PSV eiendhoven
43:00 <couleurs> no!!!!!!!!!!!
44:00 <TheRon> zenit st petersburg?
44:00 <simba> lol
44:00 <couleurs> no!!!!!!!!!!!
44:00 <TheRon> fc copenhagen?
44:00 <simba> fc steve mcmanaman
45:00 <couleurs> w00t!!!!!!!!!
45:00 <TheRon> frank lampard?
45:00 <couleurs> steven gerry
46:00 <couleurs> wayne's world
46:00 <TheRon> tim cahill
47:00 <TheRon> brett emmerton
48:00 <TheRon> marco bresciano
48:00 <couleurs> lol
51:00 <simba> hans jorg butt
52:00 <TheRon> shevchenko
52:00 <simba> richard lewis
52:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTYH6v9E-f0
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: FIFA 15 PS4 vs Xbox One Comparison (Sep 26, 2014) 4:05 - Category: Gaming - 26,140 views - 165 likes (92.7%), 13 dislikes (7.3%)
53:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
59:00 <simba> Shouldn't Have Gone To Specsavers - A Rant.
59:00 <simba> by BenwaysWorld1 day ago368 views
59:00 <simba> I talk about my, frankly, piss poor customer experience while trying to buy a new pair of glasses from Specsavers in Worksop.
00:00 <couleurs> lol
00:00 <couleurs> good 1 ben
04:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: i played trvial pursuit last night
05:00 <Ana_Ng> oh ya? the original?
05:00 <couleurs> fifa trivial pursuit?
05:00 <TheRon> the questions were pretty easy
05:00 <TheRon> and old
07:00 <Ana_Ng> did you reign
07:00 <couleurs> u rok
10:00 <TheRon> not quite could'nt quite land on th echips
14:00 <couleurs> cum
14:00 <couleurs> -- simba 
14:00 <simba> classic quote
15:00 <Digerati> bash.org
16:00 <TheRon> name a song loved by pedophiles
16:00 <TheRon> noiseworks - touch
16:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Gary Glitter - I'm The Leader Of The Gang.mp3 (3.2MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:29)
17:00 <TheRon> lol, nice
17:00 <Digerati> thank goodness for little girls
17:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Oingo Boingo - Little Girls.mp3 (3.44MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:45)
17:00 <Digerati> that's a song
17:00 <simba> say anything - little girls
17:00 <Doodle> it is
17:00 <Digerati> thank heaven
18:00 <couleurs> michael jackson - ben
18:00 <couleurs> Hahahaha!!!!!
18:00 <TheRon> john farnham - touch of paradise
18:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRsb9qyvofU
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Maurice Chevalier - Thank Heavens For Little Girls From The Film Gigi (Nov 7, 2012) 2:30 - Category: People & Blogs - 33,441 views - 110 likes (94%), 7 dislikes (6%)
18:00 <Digerati> it is terrible quality but
19:00 <TheRon> girl, you'll be a woman soon?
19:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNLFuTms4go
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pretty Baby (1/8) Movie CLIP - I Want to Be Respectable (1978) HD (May 21, 2012) 2:37 - Category: Film & Animation - 325,493 views - 159 likes (84.6%), 29 dislikes (15.4%)
19:00 <Doodle> everything maurice chevalier did was terrible quality
20:00 <Digerati> brooke shields played a 12 year old prostitute, we had to do an essay on that in HSC
21:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Teenager - Pony.mp3 (4.38MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:47)
21:00 <Doodle> yeh
21:00 <Doodle> she was a nayiral
21:00 <Doodle> natural
21:00 <Digerati> i don't think it is right but, to do shit like that
21:00 <Doodle> yeah but $$$$$$ 
21:00 <Digerati> we know in asia they do it, but this is western society
21:00 <Doodle> means throw out any morals and standards you had and just do it for the cash
21:00 <Doodle> money talks
22:00 <Digerati> and shields blows
22:00 <Doodle> everyone except michael
22:00 <Doodle> poor mj
22:00 <Digerati> she aint bad looking to for her age now
22:00 <Doodle> she had a red hot go tho
22:00 <Digerati> i liked her in the movie blue lagoon
22:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGdIrYCGkvM
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: High Inergy - You Can't Turn Me Off (In The Middle Of Turnin Me On) (Album Version) (Jan 31, 2010) 5:09 - Category: Music - 145,910 views - 1,225 likes (99.5%), 6 dislikes (0.5%)
24:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Patrick Hernandez - Born To Be Alive.mp3 (5.88MB 128kbps Stereo 6:25)
24:00 <Digerati> Brooke Shields is an American actress, model and former child star. Shields, initially a child model, gained critical acclaim for her leading role in Louis Malle's controversial film Pretty Baby
24:00 <Digerati> that's wiki
24:00 <Digerati> don't think that i search for pedo shit
24:00 <Digerati> :) hehe
25:00 <Digerati> i just like brooke shields
25:00 <Ana_Ng> TheRon, who was Louis Malle's wife?
25:00 <Doodle> mrs malle
25:00 <Digerati> hahaha
25:00 <Digerati> n1
25:00 <Doodle> madame malle
25:00 <TheRon> anne frank?
25:00 <Doodle> lol
25:00 <TheRon> http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/comment/comics-toonhole-prom-priest-468223.png
26:00 <Doodle> looool
26:00 <Digerati> http://dailybeautyandfashion.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Brooke-Shields-1.jpg
26:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzzt Candice Bergen
26:00 <Digerati> she used to look ok
26:00 <Digerati> now she is old and ugly
26:00 <Digerati> 49
26:00 <Ana_Ng> What blonde actress played a child prostitute in Taxi Driver?
26:00 <Digerati> wtf
26:00 <Doodle> phyllis diller
26:00 <Digerati> hahahaah
27:00 <TheRon> angelina jolie?
27:00 <Digerati> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooke_Shields
27:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt Jodie Foster
27:00 <Digerati> fukn dumbass ana
27:00 <Digerati> jodie ?
28:00 <Doodle> jodie 'i can smell your cunt' foster
28:00 <Digerati> Brooke Shields (born May 31, 1965) is an American actress, model and former child star.[2] Shields, initially a child model, gained critical acclaim for her leading role in Louis Malle's controversial film Pretty Baby (1978), in which she played a child prostitute in New Orleans at the turn of the 20th century. The role garnered Shields widespread notoriety, and she continued to model into her late teenage years and starred in several dramas
28:00 <TheRon> she is lesbain
28:00 <TheRon> who knew
28:00 <Doodle> everyone
29:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Bros - When Will I Be Famous.mp3 (3.67MB 128kbps Stereo 4:00)
29:00 <TheRon> susan sarandon gets her tits out in that
29:00 <TheRon> they're impressive
30:00 <Digerati> what a weird world
31:00 <Digerati> how the fuck they did that movie suprises me'
31:00 <Digerati> pretty baby
31:00 <Digerati> i saw it in 78, when i was 11
32:00 <Digerati> that's gonna stick with her for the rest of her life
32:00 <Digerati> the director must have been on drugs
32:00 <Digerati> all of them on drugs
32:00 <Digerati> warhol style
33:00 <simba> how can you make something good without drugs
33:00 <Digerati> dude, many movies have been made grand and academy nominated and not been on drugs
33:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't think brooke shields gives two fucks
33:00 <simba> dont believe ya
33:00 <Ana_Ng> and louis malle was an incredible director
34:00 <Digerati> well, take forrest gump for example
34:00 <TheRon> like michael bay?
35:00 <Digerati> you started with the pedo song shit :)
35:00 <Digerati> whatever
35:00 <Digerati> move on :)
35:00 <Ana_Ng> it's not like he was michael bay trying to make a thoughtful drama
35:00 <Ana_Ng> whoa
35:00 <Ana_Ng> double-bay
36:00 <TheRon> can michael bay make thoughtful drama?
36:00 <Ana_Ng> do you even have to ask
36:00 <TheRon> no, i think he's shit
36:00 <Ana_Ng> everyone thinks he's shit
36:00 <Ana_Ng> that's what he's famous for
36:00 <TheRon> i wish he'd just stop
36:00 <Ana_Ng> being terrible
37:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah, you are just reading the lyrics now 
37:00 <TheRon> no
37:00 <Ana_Ng> team america already covered this
37:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to matchbox 20 - unwell
37:00 <TheRon> i know
37:00 <TheRon> parker and stone are geniuses
39:00 <TheRon> and kim kardashian is definately not a hobbit
39:00 <Ana_Ng> not a word
42:00 <TheRon> grand final day yesterday Ana_Ng 
42:00 <Ana_Ng> what is that
42:00 <TheRon> better than the superbowl
42:00 <TheRon> aussie rules football
43:00 <Ana_Ng> oh ok
43:00 <Ana_Ng> well most things are better than the superbowl
43:00 <Digerati> pokerstars are bastards
43:00 <TheRon> 100,000 packed into the mcg
43:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.bromygod.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/daily-wtf-001-09252014.jpg
43:00 <Thoth> Mew: have you ever been fishing and you've caught a 2l box of cask wine which is still sealed?
43:00 <Thoth> I have
44:00 <Mew> That sounds like my dream fish
44:00 <doctor> yuk. one of those terrible click bait sites
45:00 <TheRon> black hole sun won't you come
45:00 <Thoth> Yea but I had whisky so I gave it to some brazillians
45:00 <Thoth> They were pretty fucking stoked
45:00 <doctor> did you drink the wine?
46:00 <Thoth> The brazillians did
47:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: is a brazillian
47:00 <simba> shalke!!!!!!!!!!
47:00 <doctor> may have been at the bottom of the sea bed for decades
47:00 <doctor> may have been worth something
47:00 <Thoth> simba: is panda still banned forever? Please say yes
47:00 <simba> no idea
48:00 <Ana_Ng> i am far too white to be brazilian
48:00 <simba> you really are obsessed with him arent you
48:00 <doctor> in the channel, do you read upwards from the last line or from the beginning?
48:00 <TheRon> i thought you waxed?
49:00 <simba> i just read what i see
49:00 <TheRon> she's lump she's lump she's in my head
50:00 <simba> my lovely lady lumps
50:00 <TheRon> in the back and in the front?
50:00 <Ana_Ng> no i shave it
50:00 <TheRon> nice!
51:00 <Ana_Ng> some dudes like it
51:00 <Ana_Ng> some don't care
51:00 <Ana_Ng> some want 70s bush
51:00 <simba> a bitta hair is ok
51:00 <TheRon> a forrest
52:00 <TheRon> she lies and says she's in love with him, can't find a better man
53:00 <TheRon> i like the landing strip
53:00 <TheRon> need to land the plane
53:00 <Ana_Ng> `I keep a spreadsheet handy
54:00 <Digerati> i like tommmy trash
54:00 <Digerati> sounds cool
54:00 <Thoth> Ana_Ng: the brazillian was japanese. Apparently thats a common thing. For the cask wine he promises to teach me how to cook japanese cuisine. Seems like a good trade
55:00 <Ana_Ng> there are a lot of japanese in south america; many fled there after the war
55:00 <TheRon> and germans
55:00 <Digerati> a south american cooking jap food hmmm
56:00 <simba> Digeratis best friend https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1453386_527240574080143_3166908980212638920_n.jpg?oh=857215dff32356d5b148461d612686c4&oe=5484A0FE&__gda__=1418361527_88e0abc3fecd6189595aa3fe2f5261f9
56:00 <TheRon> is south american cooking like off demolition man with sly stallone??
56:00 <Digerati> yeah, what a mixture
56:00 <TheRon> do you see any cows around here?
56:00 <Ana_Ng> it depends
56:00 <TheRon> the odd rat in the burger?
56:00 <Ana_Ng> argentina is bland italian food and roasted beef and chicken
57:00 <Digerati> nothing wrong with roast
57:00 <Digerati> love roast
57:00 <TheRon> never had agrentinian grill
57:00 <simba> argentinian restaurants seem to be so popular but its just like meat????
57:00 <simba> like greek food but shitter
57:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah, they have tons of cattle, so does brazil
57:00 <Digerati> meditteranean food is mostly vegetarian, if you look at greek islander foods
57:00 <TheRon> simba had wings yesterday, cooked for 2 hrs at 150
57:00 <Ana_Ng> grilled and fresh
57:00 <TheRon> so tender
58:00 <simba> u cooked up and ate the swans wings!!
58:00 <TheRon> yep
58:00 <Ana_Ng> it's swan season here
58:00 <TheRon> succulent
58:00 <simba> i had duck yesterday it was grand
58:00 <TheRon> is swan good eating?
58:00 <Ana_Ng> maybe i can fit one into the elevator
58:00 <Digerati> hawk season
59:00 <Digerati> i killed a hawk once, it got into my pigeon pen the bastard
59:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: FYI hawthorn haks vs sydney swans
59:00 <TheRon> hawks
59:00 <Ana_Ng> oh
59:00 <Digerati> i used to race pigeons
59:00 <TheRon> hawhtorn won again damn it
59:00 <Digerati> ages ago
59:00 <Ana_Ng> swans are mean, but their reputation isn't great for a sport
00:00 <Digerati> hawks cursed the dogs in 54
00:00 <Digerati> bastards
00:00 <Digerati> dogs need to win a gf soon, otherwise they go interstate
00:00 <TheRon> simba how far behind essendon and carlton are the hawks now??
01:00 <TheRon> in terms of flags won
01:00 <Digerati> would love to see a essendon vs dogs gf
01:00 <frayedknot> hawks have 12 
01:00 <simba> not 2 sure
01:00 <frayedknot> carlton/essendon 16
01:00 <frayedknot> collingwood 15
01:00 <TheRon> blues 16?
01:00 <simba> in reality, hawks are much bigger than them
01:00 <Digerati> dogs could win that easily
01:00 <frayedknot> and melb have 12 too so hawks now equal them
01:00 <simba> they won all those flags 100 years ago anyway
02:00 <Digerati> demons are pathetic now
02:00 <TheRon> dogs and saints have 1
02:00 <Digerati> saints yeah
03:00 <frayedknot> richmond have 10, geelong 9
03:00 <TheRon> the lions include fiztroys don't they?
03:00 <TheRon> seems like cheating
04:00 <simba> how the fuck can the bulldogs even exist still lol
04:00 <frayedknot> fitzroy have 8, brisbane 2
04:00 <frayedknot> brisbane 3 i mean
04:00 <TheRon> so 10
04:00 <TheRon> 11
04:00 <frayedknot> yes, but fitzroy's cups are still in melbourne
04:00 <frayedknot> they weren't part of the deal with brisbane
04:00 <TheRon> ah ok
05:00 <Digerati> i had seen ackermanis face to face, his a scrawny litte fuck
05:00 <TheRon> i'd punch him
05:00 <Digerati> seen him at the local subway
05:00 <Digerati> with his kids
05:00 <Digerati> good bloke
06:00 <TheRon> see fev on footy legends?
06:00 <Digerati> but on tv he is an idiot
07:00 <Digerati> should have said to acker when i met him "you stuck it right up em, that's what you did !, you stuck it right up em"
07:00 <Digerati> the fag
07:00 <TheRon> both clubs
07:00 <Digerati> fucking idiot he is
07:00 <Digerati> clown
07:00 <Digerati> comedian
07:00 <TheRon> isn't it moronic, don't you think
07:00 <simba> aka is cool
08:00 <Digerati> and a terrible one at that
08:00 <Digerati> aka is ok when he is off the set
08:00 <Digerati> he lives locally where i am
08:00 <Digerati> essendon
08:00 <simba> hes good on tv
08:00 <Loof> why do all the old people on melbourne suck except me
08:00 <simba> would you rather another jew faggot yes man?
08:00 <Digerati> he is pathetic on tv
08:00 <TheRon> wayne carey isn't good on tv
08:00 <simba> you are.
09:00 <simba> if u would rather a tom harley goody goody yes man toeing the line for channel nine over aka who will tell you what really happens in a footy club then u sux!!!
09:00 <Digerati> he had no right disrespecting gay ppl like that simba
10:00 <Thoth> American food is just cheese
10:00 <Loof> Digerati reminds me of b1; talks so much yet says so little
10:00 <simba> Digerati what
10:00 <Thoth> Shitty cheese too
10:00 <Digerati> aka disrespected gay ppl on tv
10:00 <TheRon> i like swiss cheese
10:00 <simba> no he didnt
10:00 <simba> lol
10:00 <Digerati> he was shunned off tv cos of that
10:00 <TheRon> get tredrea on tv
10:00 <simba> are you referring to when he said it would be best for fags to stay in the closer?
10:00 <simba> closet*
10:00 <simba> cos thats just true
11:00 <TheRon> james kelly from geelong with do media i think
11:00 <Digerati> he was worried about his gay tendencies when he took cold showers with the boys
11:00 <simba> he was 100% right in saying a gay footy player coming out would do nothing good for their career Digerati
11:00 <simba> whats the point?
11:00 <TheRon> kelly would be awesome on the footy show
11:00 <Digerati> faggotttt
11:00 <simba> being a fag has nothing to do with footy
11:00 <simba> theyd just be doing it for money
11:00 <simba> publicity
11:00 <Digerati> his a fag with that hairstyle
11:00 <Digerati> so wang chung
12:00 <simba> what
12:00 <Digerati> ripped from the 80's
12:00 <simba> Digerati please dont start a conversation about something serious if you are only going to joke around. thank you.
12:00 <Digerati> who the fuck would dye their hair blonde and leave their moustache with a natural color
12:00 <Loof> swed
12:00 <Thoth> who wouldnt
12:00 <Digerati> that's 80's and retarded
13:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <simba> rudeboy jah selecta
14:00 <Rudeboy> 4:1)
15:00 <TheRon> robbie williams - rudebox
15:00 <TheRon> :)
16:00 <simba> rock DJ
16:00 <TheRon> i don't wanna
18:00 <TheRon> how many hawks retire?
18:00 <TheRon> sewell?
18:00 <TheRon> lake?
18:00 <Rudeboy> http://youtu.be/cAjXL_21HOM
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hollie Cook - Milk & Honey (Jun 9, 2011) 3:55 - Category: Music - 397,474 views - 1,939 likes (99%), 19 dislikes (1%)
19:00 <Digerati> simba, ffs mate, i said... when he is off the TV he is a good man
19:00 <Digerati> he is no good on TV mate, he gets mad
19:00 <Digerati> i never said he was an asshole
19:00 <Rudeboy> so much weed so little time
19:00 <Rudeboy> i made a 3d horse yesterday
19:00 <TheRon> high quality skunk?
20:00 <Rudeboy> making a lion now
20:00 <simba> Digerati u r wrong he is an excellent TV personality, one of the only goof ones
20:00 <Digerati> goof yeah
20:00 <simba> speaks his mind, not 4 the jew dollas
20:00 <Digerati> and they don't want a goof
20:00 <Rudeboy> Digerati so old yet so naive
20:00 <Digerati> that's why they got rid of him
20:00 <simba> what would u know u said u dont follow footy
20:00 <Rudeboy> how does that happen
20:00 <Digerati> i follow the bs when i can
21:00 <simba> they got ridda him cos he was telling the whole nation how fucked up shit was at the dogs
21:00 <Digerati> i heard it on 3AW
21:00 <Digerati> and that is disrespeting the football team
21:00 <Digerati> and the club
21:00 <Digerati> so he can go fuck himself if he don't like the team
21:00 <simba> dogs coulda won a flag if they shut up and played footy
22:00 <Rudeboy> pc gta v in feb :D
22:00 <simba> didnt they make 3 prelims in a row,, LoL
22:00 <Digerati> just because he was in the brisbane lions and they won 3 times in a row, don't give him the right to fuck the dogs up like that
22:00 <Digerati> so he can go fuck himself
22:00 <TheRon> port adelaide grand theft auto??
22:00 <simba> lol Digerati, u clearly have no idea what happened
22:00 <Digerati> i clearly know from the teams perspectived
23:00 <Digerati> everyone has their own opinions
23:00 <simba> instead of listening to the best player they recruited they told him to get in line with their failing system
23:00 <simba> how stupid is that?
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <Digerati> cos he is a failure
23:00 <Digerati> so they put him with the failures
23:00 <Digerati> fuck it
23:00 <simba> 3 flags
23:00 <Rudeboy> gtfo Ana_Ng, take your rotting excuse for a vagina elsewhere
23:00 <simba> 3 flags is not a failure, 3 losing prelims is.
23:00 <Digerati> who cares
24:00 <Ana_Ng> rudeboy, u r cute in a metrosexual way
24:00 <TheRon> how the fuck did the dogs lose tham prelim against the crows??
24:00 <TheRon> it was unloseable
24:00 <Digerati> they did well the dogs in 1997
24:00 <Ana_Ng> oh still talking about aussie rules
24:00 <Digerati> for what they were worth
24:00 <Ana_Ng> well, goodbye
24:00 <Rudeboy> Ana_Ng needs to be raped by homeless cock for eternity to teach her to bath
24:00 <TheRon> we can talk about breasts if you like
24:00 <Rudeboy> good
25:00 <simba> ana gets emotional at the keyboard prettyy easily
25:00 <Digerati> crows had a good front team
25:00 <Fez> Theron: breasts
25:00 <Digerati> that was 97
25:00 <simba> yeah good front team
25:00 <simba> bad back team
25:00 <TheRon> ana has big ones apparently
25:00 <Rudeboy> back door team
25:00 <TheRon> more than a handful
26:00 <Digerati> love zepp
26:00 <Rudeboy> ramblin onnnnn!
26:00 <Digerati> only 1 song i hate of theirs is stairway to heaven
26:00 <Rudeboy> same
27:00 <Digerati> the rest is grand
27:00 <Thoth> Women are equal and they deserve respect
27:00 <Thoth> Just kidding they should suck my dick
27:00 <Digerati> depressing song
27:00 <TheRon> and we're climbing a stairway to kevin
27:00 <Rudeboy> stairway is a song i've just listened to way to many times
27:00 <Rudeboy> killed it
27:00 <TheRon> i think rolf harris keilled stairway to heaven
28:00 <Digerati> knocking on heavens door i can listen to over and over
28:00 <simba> music isnt happy or sad thats your emotion youre putting into it
28:00 <Rudeboy> i must say i like screamo angry music
28:00 <Digerati> guns n roses will always rule
28:00 <Rudeboy> ^
28:00 <simba> skreamo
28:00 <TheRon> limp bizkit?
29:00 <Thoth> Whats the difference between a girls mouth and her vagina?
29:00 <Digerati> you guys like the new metal band called "whit chapel
29:00 <Digerati> white chapel
29:00 <Thoth> There is none
29:00 <simba> lol
29:00 <Rudeboy> haven't heard em
29:00 <Rudeboy> i dont know much new music
29:00 <Digerati> they got a good song out called "dementia"
29:00 <Rudeboy> excetp new reggae
29:00 <simba> theyre for teenagers
29:00 <Digerati> white chapel - dementia
30:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAjHBcnXFwU
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Whitechapel - "I, Dementia" [OFFICIAL VIDEO] (Scion AV) (Jun 28, 2012) 4:52 - Category: Music - 1,328,393 views - 10,878 likes (96.9%), 353 dislikes (3.1%)
30:00 <Rudeboy> do you partake digerati?
30:00 <Digerati> ARGHHHHH
30:00 <Digerati> FUCK YES
31:00 <Digerati> DEATH METAL
31:00 <Rudeboy> good i like you then
31:00 <Rudeboy> oh
31:00 <simba> white chapel is not death metal,,
31:00 <simba> its like deathcore for kids
31:00 <Digerati> wtf
32:00 <simba> what about life metal?
32:00 <Rudeboy> please dont say you dont like babymetal Digerati
32:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1syfIba5rU
32:00 <TheRon> i like aluminium
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pro Era - "Hail Razor" (feat. A La $ole, Dessy Hinds & CJ Fly) [OFFICIAL VIDEO] (Scion AV) (Sep 23, 2014) 4:19 - Category: Music - 24,761 views - 794 likes (99.5%), 4 dislikes (0.5%)
33:00 <simba> Foil Metal
33:00 <TheRon> it's soft
34:00 <Rudeboy> alcohol is so depressing
34:00 <Rudeboy> why did i drink
34:00 <Rudeboy> stupid alco family bqqs
34:00 <TheRon> for fun
34:00 <Rudeboy> dog spilt my weed
35:00 <Rudeboy> so i drank
35:00 <simba> lol
35:00 <Digerati> this aint cheech and chong hour
35:00 <TheRon> beavis and butthead?
35:00 <simba> yes it is....
35:00 <Rudeboy> oh god dont tell me you're one of these holier than though ex stoners
35:00 <Digerati> beavis i love :)
35:00 <Rudeboy> they're the worst
36:00 <Digerati> rude, i smoked more weed that you can ever dream off
36:00 <Rudeboy> but now you stopped
36:00 <simba> i think hes one of those ex addicts that cant decide whether he loves or hates it now
36:00 <Digerati> over that shit
36:00 <Rudeboy> worst
36:00 <simba> like, when the convo is weed positive he loves it, but when its negative hes on that side.. like panda
36:00 <Digerati> i just aim sublime to it
36:00 <Rudeboy> just cause you couldn't handle it don't piss on my parade
36:00 <Digerati> i dont hate or love it
37:00 <Digerati> if you got it, gimme a toke
37:00 <Rudeboy> i always got it
37:00 <Digerati> muthrfkr
37:00 <TheRon> billy joel - keeping the faith
37:00 <simba> OWNED
37:00 <Digerati> 1 toke and i suck the whole lot
37:00 <Digerati> PWNED
38:00 <Digerati> oink oink
38:00 <Digerati> suckerrrRRR
38:00 <Thoth> http://www.smh.com.au/world/chinese-noodle-shop-laces-noodles-with-opium-to-keep-customers-coming-back-20140927-10mvsl.html
38:00 <Digerati> :)
38:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: what a game
38:00 <Digerati> fuck robin williams is a sad cunt, felt sorry for the poor prick
39:00 <Digerati> i bought good morning vietnam on bluray
39:00 <Thoth> Aren't you a dipshit
39:00 <Digerati> i love rob
39:00 <Rudeboy> his forehead made min look small
39:00 <Rudeboy> rip
39:00 <Digerati> he is funnier than fkn carrey
39:00 <FredFlinstone> was an awesome result just how I wanted it
39:00 <Thoth> I don't. He's a cunt. What of it?
40:00 <TheRon> go swans
40:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
40:00 <TheRon> i thought the swans just played shit
40:00 <FredFlinstone> a tad late for that
40:00 <simba> robin williams isnt as funny as jim carrey.. not in actual stand up material anyway
40:00 <TheRon> missing targets
40:00 <FredFlinstone> oh ffs it was the pressure put on by the hawks
40:00 <TheRon> i now but still
40:00 <FredFlinstone> and they crumbled 
40:00 <TheRon> hit the odd target
40:00 <FredFlinstone> not still
40:00 <FredFlinstone> fact!
40:00 <Thoth> I like how the "robin williams fans" are surprised he was a depresso for the past 20 years.
41:00 <Thoth> Fan of what? Your own egotistical bullshit?
41:00 <FredFlinstone> hawks were awesome
41:00 <TheRon> benny and the jets
41:00 <FredFlinstone> done and dusted
41:00 <TheRon> yes they were
41:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck off swans
41:00 <Rudeboy> how old are you Digerati?
41:00 <FredFlinstone> and up the AFL
42:00 <Rudeboy> i just turned 40 :(
42:00 <TheRon> you like tom jones and sherrin??
42:00 <Rudeboy> so depressing
42:00 <FredFlinstone> didnt see Ed
42:00 <FredFlinstone> tom was great as usual
42:00 <TheRon> i had no clue about his songs
42:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
42:00 <FredFlinstone> you old fart
42:00 <TheRon> see what happens when you get a pro
42:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
42:00 <simba> idk who ed sherin is either
42:00 <simba> i know hes a ranga
42:00 <FredFlinstone> I watched a replay of Ed
43:00 <FredFlinstone> he sang well considering he had no backing
43:00 <Rudeboy> isn't it the football?
43:00 <FredFlinstone> but thats what he does
43:00 <Rudeboy> the brand?
43:00 <Rudeboy> of the actual football?
43:00 <simba> nah theres some pop star called ed sherran 
43:00 <Rudeboy> ah
43:00 <TheRon> ONJ out of synch
43:00 <FredFlinstone> face too tight
43:00 <FredFlinstone> too many facelifts
43:00 <FredFlinstone> lips couldnt move
43:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao!
44:00 <TheRon> she's 60 what and looks great
44:00 <TheRon> who's her surgeon?
44:00 <FredFlinstone> as long as she doesnt mover her lipd
44:00 <Rudeboy> cant wait till zac is old enough to kick a football with me
44:00 <Thoth> I haven't heard his music either, but I do know that the people who sing it at karaoke are total fuckwits who can't sing
44:00 <Thoth> ed sherin that is
44:00 <Rudeboy> i dont like watching sport but playing it is a whole other thing
45:00 <Rudeboy> umpiring it sucks ass though
45:00 <Rudeboy> did that when i was a kid
45:00 <TheRon> it's sheeran but yeah
45:00 <Rudeboy> so much abuse
45:00 <FredFlinstone> who did you think was BOF TheRon?
45:00 <FredFlinstone> BOG
45:00 <TheRon> lewis tbh
45:00 <FredFlinstone> me too
45:00 <TheRon> now hodge has 2
45:00 <FredFlinstone> I thought they gonna give to Hodge
46:00 <FredFlinstone> he played weel too
46:00 <FredFlinstone> but I thught lewis was the man
46:00 <TheRon> buddy did well
46:00 <TheRon> imagine if had some supply
46:00 <FredFlinstone> considering he had no one to help him
47:00 <TheRon> buddy had them covered
47:00 <FredFlinstone> but there you go shows you money isnt everything
47:00 <TheRon> the ball wasn't getting to him
47:00 <FredFlinstone> and that other thing Well
47:00 <FredFlinstone> retire please!
47:00 <simba> its funny how people are saying football beat money when hawthorn beat sydney, but didnt hawthorn make this team by recruiting players and staff
47:00 <TheRon> the ape?
48:00 <FredFlinstone> can you imagine the uproar if the sacked him?
48:00 <TheRon> racist much
48:00 <FredFlinstone> and honestly he has had his day
48:00 <FredFlinstone> all he does is play the loose man
48:00 <TheRon> their gonna walking frame him to the forward pocket
49:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
49:00 <FredFlinstone> he can still move ok
49:00 <FredFlinstone> but not what he does
49:00 <TheRon> the new roger merrett
49:00 <FredFlinstone> his size plays like a rover
49:00 <FredFlinstone> shits me
49:00 <FredFlinstone> did you see the day out?
50:00 <TheRon> huh?
50:00 <FredFlinstone> or were you legless?
50:00 <TheRon> nah i was cool
50:00 <FredFlinstone> good stuff
50:00 <Rudeboy> free spotify sucks gay cock
50:00 <TheRon> 13 cans over the day and night
50:00 <FredFlinstone> not a lot
50:00 <TheRon> having more now
50:00 <Rudeboy> cant even play your own songs
50:00 <FredFlinstone> you were reserved, good boy
51:00 <TheRon> slow roasted wings for half time
51:00 <Rudeboy> can only use shuffle
51:00 <TheRon> pandora.com
51:00 <Rudeboy> not even your own playlists, only 1 song
51:00 <FredFlinstone> we had barra and chips
51:00 <FredFlinstone> a james to start
51:00 <FredFlinstone> then some chardy
51:00 <TheRon> a bakery pizza for breakky
52:00 <TheRon> a burger for lunch
52:00 <FredFlinstone> went to a pub in brunny for dinner
52:00 <FredFlinstone> another beer and a bottle of red
52:00 <FredFlinstone> wasant packed at the Mail Exchange
52:00 <FredFlinstone> had a few bets too
52:00 <FredFlinstone> won some
52:00 <TheRon> not close enough to fed square
52:00 <FredFlinstone> yes it was!
53:00 <FredFlinstone> I was grinning all day
53:00 <TheRon> i was pissed off
53:00 <TheRon> fucking hawks
53:00 <FredFlinstone> thought could not have planned it better myself
53:00 <FredFlinstone> all over at quarter time
53:00 <TheRon> yep
53:00 <Picard> who won?
54:00 <Picard> freo?
54:00 <TheRon> bruce did his best but we all knew
54:00 <FredFlinstone> swans were rattled
54:00 <FredFlinstone> yes he did
54:00 <TheRon> dennis' last game
54:00 <FredFlinstone> hit them hard and often
54:00 <FredFlinstone> they capiutlated
54:00 <Picard> it was a shit game
54:00 <FredFlinstone> good sick of him
54:00 <Picard> where is dennis going?
54:00 <TheRon> i like dennis
54:00 <simba> cometti is retiring end of next season
54:00 <FredFlinstone> nah he was fucking up too much 
54:00 <FredFlinstone> talking shit
55:00 <Picard> wtf, he is good
55:00 <FredFlinstone> wrong players etc
55:00 <FredFlinstone> good voice but lost it
55:00 <TheRon> i thought this season
55:00 <Picard> retire fucking bruce the faggot
55:00 <simba> wait sorry, end of 2016
55:00 <simba> thats ages 
55:00 <FredFlinstone> lol at least he still has wits about him
55:00 <FredFlinstone> just over the top
55:00 <TheRon> fuck me how long was his contract?
55:00 <FredFlinstone> Dennnis lost it
55:00 <simba> all footy commentators are shit
55:00 <simba> they try to entertain you but fail, instead of educating you
55:00 <TheRon> lingy?
56:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont like many commentators to tell the truth
56:00 <simba> hes ok cos hes a "special comments" man
56:00 <FredFlinstone> they all get into that ilk
56:00 <FredFlinstone> wanking
56:00 <Picard> the other commentators are embarrassed by bruce
56:00 <Picard> sherri lee biggs is fucking hot
56:00 <FredFlinstone> they are an embarrassment in themsleves
57:00 <Picard> bruce needs to turn it down a  notch, less gayness
57:00 <FredFlinstone> yes I agree
57:00 <Picard> poor players having him drool over them
57:00 <FredFlinstone> he was the best at channel 10
57:00 <FredFlinstone> when he did the horse racing
58:00 <FredFlinstone> well he fucked Carl Lewis didnt he?
58:00 <FredFlinstone> or so they say
58:00 <Picard> i think so
58:00 <Picard> or carl fucked him
58:00 <FredFlinstone> and he wants get in Cyrils shorts
58:00 <FredFlinstone> Delishhhhhhhoussss
58:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
59:00 <simba> bruce is leading the homosexual agenda
59:00 <Picard> must have a thing for black cock
59:00 <simba> pretty soon we'll all be saying delicious
59:00 <FredFlinstone> he is extremely knowleldgable
59:00 <TheRon> bruce played for norwood under 19's
59:00 <Picard> lol
59:00 <FredFlinstone> best at the Olympics
59:00 <simba> did he
59:00 <simba> hes a sturt man i think
59:00 <FredFlinstone> human encylopedia
59:00 <TheRon> i knew it was one of them
59:00 <FredFlinstone> for facts
00:00 <Picard> lol
00:00 <FredFlinstone> dont like him at all at the tennis
00:00 <TheRon> nah
00:00 <FredFlinstone> talks shit
00:00 <TheRon> i like fred stolle and newk
00:00 <FredFlinstone> doesnt know enough about the sport
00:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
01:00 <Picard> mick gatto negotiating a divorce deal for brynne
01:00 <FredFlinstone> not over the top
01:00 <TheRon> lleytton is ok at it
01:00 <simba> Picard, bin ya
01:00 <FredFlinstone> and that Jim 
01:00 <FredFlinstone> omfg
01:00 <FredFlinstone> he isnt gay?
01:00 <FredFlinstone> Courier
01:00 <FredFlinstone> not but the guy he fucked last night was
01:00 <Picard> thnk so
02:00 <FredFlinstone> he anooys me sooo much
02:00 <Picard> a lot of the female players are lesbians
02:00 <simba> are they Picard
02:00 <simba> whered you hear that man
02:00 <FredFlinstone> i dunno why they need to bring Overseas people over and chuck out the locals
02:00 <simba> you must have some top contacts out in the middle of nowhere
02:00 <simba> feeding you juice
02:00 <TheRon> no thatys the women's cricketers
02:00 <FredFlinstone> thats why John Alexander isnt there
02:00 <TheRon> he's in parliamnt
02:00 <Picard> simba they openly say it, stop being a smart cunt
02:00 <FredFlinstone> thats a prerequisite with the womens cricket
03:00 <simba> which female tennis player openly said that most are lesbians?
03:00 <simba> would love to see that interview
03:00 <FredFlinstone> I know that for a fact
03:00 <Picard> barty
03:00 <Picard> delacua
03:00 <TheRon> mind you elyse perry
03:00 <simba> could you link us to some proof andy
03:00 <Picard> or however u spell it
03:00 <FredFlinstone> a lot are but not all
03:00 <Picard> fuck of simbicile
03:00 <FredFlinstone> more in cricket
03:00 <simba> any proof that "most female tennis players are lesbians" Picard?
03:00 <Picard> FredFlinstone i said a lot
03:00 <TheRon> some butch women's cricketers
04:00 <Picard> <Picard> a lot of the female players are lesbians
04:00 <simba> any proof
04:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah
04:00 <simba> feel free to paste a link where one tennis player is quoted
04:00 <Picard> fuck off cretin
04:00 <TheRon> mauresmo
04:00 <FredFlinstone> the best ever is one
04:00 <Picard> martina
04:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
05:00 <Picard> but simbis will deny that
05:00 <British^Meat> which sport?
05:00 <Picard> tennis
05:00 <TheRon> women's rugby is filled with lesbians
05:00 <simba> any proof Picard?
05:00 <FredFlinstone> she was my hero as a tennis player changed the game like no one else did
05:00 <simba> gotta back up what u say
05:00 <TheRon> i have nothing to back that up
05:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
05:00 <FredFlinstone> is there such a thing?
05:00 <Picard> fuck me this kid was bitten by a tiger snake in the botanic gardens
06:00 <FredFlinstone> wow
06:00 <frayedknot> which botanic gardens?
06:00 <TheRon> dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind
06:00 <simba> Picard - link?
06:00 <Picard> simba go find it yourself 
07:00 <British^Meat> i can think of one lezzy tennis player
07:00 <simba> i dont really care enough
07:00 <British^Meat> but 2 non lezzy ones
07:00 <TheRon> thw williams brothers?
07:00 <Picard> lol
07:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
07:00 <British^Meat> r kournakova and the one that grunts all the time lezzers?
07:00 <Picard> god a hope not
07:00 <British^Meat> oh yer, those 2 arnt lezzers either
07:00 <simba> im still waiting for one link that talks of lesbian tennis players from Picard, i think he just made it up when he drifted off watching a game one night
07:00 <TheRon> get sharapova in bed, you'd need earplugs
07:00 <FredFlinstone> lolllllllllll
08:00 <British^Meat> thats her
08:00 <Picard> im still waiting for simicile to slit his wrist 
08:00 <FredFlinstone> and that other one
08:00 <FredFlinstone> foos girl
08:00 <Picard> TheRon she would go off i reckon
08:00 <simba> Picard why are you attacking me instead of googling for proof
08:00 <TheRon> i magine wozniacki being lesbian
08:00 <FredFlinstone> like a sweetly hit volley
08:00 <Picard> why would i bother giving you proof?
09:00 <simba> its not about me, its about lying to the channel
09:00 <Picard> no lies lad
09:00 <simba> if youre going to lie to the channel, be prepared to be asked for proof
09:00 <FredFlinstone> ah yes 
09:00 <FredFlinstone> correct
09:00 <simba> welcome home mzyoyo
09:00 <TheRon> elton john - your song
10:00 <Picard> you are not worth my effort simbicile
10:00 <simba> i said its not about me
10:00 <simba> its about lying to the good people of the channel
10:00 <simba> they dont deserve that
10:00 <TheRon> the tigers finishing 9th next season?
10:00 <Picard> you're the one bitching like a woman on her rags about it
10:00 <Rudeboy> best part of not having Serenity around is that Picard is a pedo
10:00 <simba> nah 14th
11:00 <TheRon> i want them to come 9th
11:00 <TheRon> so much wasted effort
11:00 <Picard> lol
11:00 <mzyoyo> hi simba
11:00 <mzyoyo> you sexy cunt
11:00 <TheRon> mzyoyo: souths or bulldogs??
12:00 <mzyoyo> ummm
12:00 <mzyoyo> don't care sorry
12:00 <TheRon> go souths
12:00 <mzyoyo> how about you TheRon?
12:00 <mzyoyo> okay I'll go Souths
12:00 <mzyoyo> how are Norths doing?
12:00 <Rudeboy> TheRon trying his pub lines on all the ladies
12:00 <Rudeboy> one day he might get lucky
12:00 <TheRon> root me!
12:00 <mzyoyo> okay
12:00 <mzyoyo> I will
12:00 <mzyoyo> lets go!
12:00 <TheRon> see it works
12:00 <mzyoyo> hahahahahywahsyanhyuahaha
13:00 <Rudeboy> itchy cockhole
13:00 <simba> Hahahahahahaaha.
13:00 <TheRon> come together, over me
14:00 <simba> gay
15:00 <mzyoyo> you forgot the right now
15:00 <TheRon> oh yeah!
15:00 <mzyoyo> simba is jealous
15:00 <simba> of
15:00 <Rudeboy> TheRons lazy pickup lines
16:00 <TheRon> nice shoes, lets fuck!
16:00 <Rudeboy> after he's had a few
16:00 <simba> george 'TheRon' harrison doesnt miss a beat 
16:00 <Rudeboy> wanna see my bowls trophy love?
16:00 <TheRon> hey look the ladies love a trophy
17:00 <TheRon> i can see this being an expensive night, you got fine written all over you
18:00 <mzyoyo> lol
18:00 <TokenDaRing> who is mzyoyo?
18:00 <mzyoyo> I wrote it myself
18:00 <simba> who are u TokenDaRing?
19:00 <simba> u shouldnt belong here should u
19:00 <TheRon> TokenDaRing: you're not even trying are you?
20:00 <mzyoyo> I feel bad that you're not trying
21:00 <TheRon> i'm all out of pick up lines
22:00 <TheRon> at the bowling club i use that culture club song, i'll tumble for ya
23:00 <TheRon> i'll wrinkle for ya!
23:00 <mzyoyo> tumble dry?
23:00 <ooomp> "Hey baby, your dress will look hotter on the floor"
23:00 <mzyoyo> I'm not wearing a dress
23:00 <TheRon> really?
23:00 <ooomp> I've had that before
23:00 <ooomp> Lol
23:00 <mzyoyo> lol
23:00 <simba> <mzyoyo> I'm not wearing a dress - lol
23:00 <simba> classic mzyoyo
24:00 <mzyoyo> you don't know me simba
24:00 <mzyoyo> and what's classic or not about me
24:00 <mzyoyo> you big perve
24:00 <simba> there have been plenty of classic instances like that
24:00 <TheRon> you know that dress would look great........at the foot of my bed!
24:00 <mzyoyo> what are you on about ?
24:00 <mzyoyo> that dress would look great.... with some accesories
24:00 <simba> <+simba> mzyoyo is the kinda girl who will make u a sandwich if u ask nicely enough and do it in her g string and u can walk past and spank her round white ass as you pick up the sandwich and as you sit down and take a bite you look up and see it still wobbling thats how much i love mzyoyos ass
24:00 <simba> <+mzyoyo> I dont have g strings
25:00 <simba> ^^classic mzyoyo
25:00 <mzyoyo> hahaha
25:00 <mzyoyo> omg
25:00 <mzyoyo> is that something from ages ago?
25:00 <mzyoyo> and you held onto it like a freak?
25:00 <TheRon> my bowls uniform gets the ladies all moist
25:00 <mzyoyo> are you ancient?
25:00 <simba> its a classic quote held onto by the classic quote database
26:00 <TheRon> too much?
26:00 <TheRon> i play lawn bowls
26:00 <simba> i think i saved some from the time you were being seduced by a crackhead, too, mzyoyo
26:00 <simba> remember that
26:00 <mzyoyo> No I don't 
26:00 <mzyoyo> oh
26:00 <simba> you dropped to Pieter level to get some D
26:00 <mzyoyo> well not seduced 
26:00 <mzyoyo> just because I'm not a total arsehole to people doesn't mean I love them
26:00 <TheRon> pieter just skypes and unzips doen't he?
27:00 <simba> he doesnt have a computer anymore, he just stands at his window
27:00 <mzyoyo> sometimes though
27:00 <TheRon> sold it for crack?
27:00 <mzyoyo> the things people say on here make me doubt if the other people are as bad as people say
27:00 <TheRon> or food, he was looking a bit thin
27:00 <mzyoyo> it's hard to know what is true here
28:00 <TheRon> mzyoyo: i do honestly play lawn bowls
28:00 <mzyoyo> lmao TheRon
28:00 <simba> what is real?
28:00 <mzyoyo> I mean that's believable 
28:00 <TheRon> beers at either end
28:00 <mzyoyo> and even if it were not true I think believing it wouldn't cause much harm
29:00 <TheRon> it's a great sport
29:00 <TheRon> end of the day not much chance of doing a hammy
29:00 <mzyoyo> superficiality can be pretty hurtful
29:00 <simba> its like snooker but with less bending over
29:00 <TheRon> yep
30:00 <mzyoyo> more bending down than over
30:00 <TheRon> if you can play pool you can bowl
30:00 <mzyoyo> I think I'm better at pool when drunk
30:00 <TheRon> works for bowls too
30:00 <mzyoyo> I don't want to go to work
30:00 <doctor> everyones better at everything with a few drinks under their belt
30:00 <mzyoyo> can I quit work and be a bum
31:00 <TheRon> yes!
31:00 <doctor> supposably anyway
31:00 <mzyoyo> not everyone
31:00 <TheRon> my kareoke is awesome after a few
31:00 <mzyoyo> not if you're too drunk
31:00 <doctor> you reckon it's the same with driving?
31:00 <mzyoyo> my karaoke is awesome before drinks
31:00 <simba> my drunk driving is awesome
31:00 <TheRon> i actually know words to songs
32:00 <mzyoyo> drunk driving is bad
32:00 <mzyoyo> go kill yourself simba
32:00 <Btitish^Meat> harsh
32:00 <Btitish^Meat> i like simba
32:00 <mzyoyo> sorry I don't mean literally kill yourself
32:00 <mzyoyo> just kill yourself mentally for saying that
32:00 <doctor> die in spirit?
32:00 <mzyoyo> lmao
32:00 <TheRon> i'm dancing with myself
32:00 <mzyoyo> I'm here
32:00 <xm> mzyoyo that was very cruel
32:00 <mzyoyo> but I'm dead in spirit
32:00 <simba> best think before typing yoyo, youre embarassing yourself
32:00 <mzyoyo> well I am very cruel
33:00 <mzyoyo> I am not embarrassed
33:00 <doctor> you are of the undead
33:00 <mzyoyo> undeadable
33:00 <xm> mzyoyo, if you want, you can type whatever you want to say in #melb in my notice and then i will tell if it's OK. then you can process to continue 
33:00 <TheRon> ever started a rendition of khe sanh in the front bar??
33:00 <simba> lol
33:00 <simba> xm is a good guide
33:00 <simba> for all newbies young and old
34:00 <xm> TheRon, im writing a brit rock song at the moment
34:00 <xm> could do with oldskool vocals
34:00 <mzyoyo> hmm how about everyone just be a bit less judgemental and chill out
34:00 <mzyoyo> then I can type whatever the fuck I want
34:00 <TheRon> cool for cats has been done
34:00 <mzyoyo> I don't need simba who has a pole up his arse telling me what to say
34:00 <simba> tells someone to kill themself then suggests everyone is less judgemental
34:00 <xm> generally dont who ask others to be less judgemental are afraid of being judged themselves
34:00 <xm> what are you hiding, mzyoyo ?
34:00 <mzyoyo> yeah 
34:00 <simba> fuck i havent even done anything yet and already remember how good it is messing with mzyoyo
34:00 <mzyoyo> stop being judgemental simba
34:00 <xm> lolllllllll simba 
35:00 <simba> havent even tried
35:00 <TheRon> lovecats by the cure rules
35:00 <xm> mzyoyo, you're being judgemental by telling others not to be
35:00 <mzyoyo> okay I'll let you to continue think you're messing with me
35:00 <mzyoyo> well
35:00 <mzyoyo> I have rights
35:00 <Floss> afternoon ppl
35:00 <xm> TheRon, i was watching The Cure's Close To Me video last night for the first time
35:00 <xm> that was one hell of a weird video
35:00 <Floss> hows everyones weekend going
35:00 <xm> would ahve cost next to nothing to make too
35:00 <TheRon> the cure rule
35:00 <xm> yes
36:00 <mzyoyo> well I'm still recovering from Simba admitting to putting lives in danger
36:00 <simba> the cure - lovecats / the disease - hatedogs
36:00 <Bert187> is this the ISIL recruitment room for child brides?
36:00 <xm> i always hear it as 'lolcats'
36:00 <mzyoyo> omg
36:00 <mzyoyo> hahahahahaha
36:00 <mzyoyo> someone asked me if I slept with Pieter
36:00 <simba> dw mzyoyo, i dont drink or drive
36:00 <simba> lol
36:00 <TheRon> birds of tokyo - plans
36:00 <mzyoyo> well that's good
37:00 <mzyoyo> but you should get some wheels
37:00 <Floss> why has it gone from IS to ISIS to ISIL
37:00 <mzyoyo> ISIT?
37:00 <simba> why should i
37:00 <xm> mzyoyo, im sure there is reasonable explanation. about the same age and napped together at the age of 4 at the day care centre
37:00 <mzyoyo> that's completely improbable
37:00 <xm> the Aussie chapter will be called HOWZIT 
37:00 <simba> fuc kyeah
38:00 <simba> im gonna be in that
38:00 <Floss> then HOWZ, then ZIT
38:00 <simba> i cant wait to kill some fat western pigs 
38:00 <mzyoyo> simba stop trying to be a bad ass
38:00 <simba> bring on the war
38:00 <mzyoyo> it's making me mad
38:00 <xm> how's ya weekend m8? oi is this a secure line,.. they're eavesdroppin on our chatters yeh
38:00 <mzyoyo> sorry?
38:00 <Floss> i hope they get all those IS bastards whatever their bloody name is
39:00 <mzyoyo> well
39:00 <xm> ISILluminati
39:00 <TheRon> i hope they bomb iraq so much that not even a living creature could survive there
39:00 <mzyoyo> they want attention
39:00 <mzyoyo> the best thing is to not react
39:00 <Floss> theyre doing that now
40:00 <Floss> tell that to the familes of the beheading victims
40:00 <mzyoyo> boomb cha boomb boomb 
40:00 <Btitish^Meat> y bomb iraq??
40:00 <simba> dem a bomb we
40:00 <xm> my only disappointment is that they didnt cancel their passports after they left. they all though it was going to be like 'running away' but secretly hiding in the cubbyhouse in the backyard
40:00 <xm> they're going to have a cry soon
40:00 <TheRon> boom boom boom let's go back to my room
40:00 <Btitish^Meat> U know that ISIL isnt really full of Iraqis?
40:00 <Btitish^Meat> u dumbass
40:00 <Floss> theyre islamic extremists 
40:00 <mzyoyo> theys gots killed then theys wants to kills and then theys killed those and they those wants to kill
41:00 <Btitish^Meat> they are fighting AGAINST the iraqis?
41:00 <Btitish^Meat> Jesus
41:00 <simba> lolllllll
41:00 <xm> zippy-e-dee-doo-dah
41:00 <Btitish^Meat> typical dumbass mentality
41:00 <TheRon> jimmy barnes - i'm still on your side
41:00 <Floss> lol i have a theory, you know the movie The Mummy? i reckon the ISIS leader is the dude in black with the face tats
41:00 <simba> everyone in here are the real terrorists
41:00 <xm> dey kill dem boys e-heh-heh-heh
41:00 <mzyoyo> your daddy must be a terrorist
41:00 <mzyoyo> coz you da bomb
42:00 <TheRon> in training at kapooka, if you can id someone as a terrorist you can shoot them
42:00 <mzyoyo> I'd like to see your terrorist ID please
42:00 <TheRon> 'that guys a terrorist" BANG!
42:00 <Floss> http://s6.postimage.org/9xyjqio2p/The_Mummy_1999_HD_Mp4_H264_AAC_5_1_By_a_Zi_B_17.jpg
43:00 <TheRon> whoops my bad
43:00 <Floss> hes all "may allah watch over you" fuck off dont wish that on me
43:00 <simba> allah rules
43:00 <TheRon> the muslims from sweden go backpacking in the name of allah
43:00 <xm> WaixYourLegs (PBUH)
44:00 <simba> allah would be like the cool smooth nigga god and god is the fat white santa looking idiot
44:00 <simba> we're on the wrong side guys
44:00 <mzyoyo> love thy enemy
44:00 <Nikky`> around
44:00 <zaim> yeah you smack my arouns
44:00 <Nikky`> oooh I will
44:00 <Nikky`> ;o)
45:00 <TheRon> Nikky`: loves the bowls uniform in the boudoir 
45:00 <Nikky`> How can I not.. such a sexy look
45:00 <TheRon> it is!
45:00 <xm> Nikky`, got man?
45:00 <Nikky`> lol
45:00 <Nikky`> No, got no man
45:00 <TheRon> got milk?
46:00 <Nikky`> Yes
46:00 <Nikky`> Coffee has to have milk
46:00 <TheRon> not always
46:00 <Floss> long macchiato is the bestest
46:00 <Nikky`> ALWAYS
46:00 <TheRon> cream?
46:00 <Nikky`> no
47:00 <Nikky`> And no sugar
47:00 <xm> ya need sugar
47:00 <TheRon> dear god!
47:00 <xm> if you are to drink coffee
47:00 <xm> this aint tea woman
47:00 <Nikky`> good coffee does not require sugar
48:00 <TheRon> like your men?
48:00 <xm> we dont require chocolate either. it's just a luxury
48:00 <Nikky`> anywho..I prefer my coffee with no sugar
49:00 <TheRon> how was tom jones?
52:00 <TheRon> how about that weather?
53:00 <simba> how about it
53:00 <simba> hao about it
53:00 <simba> does anyone else miss Serenity as much as I do
53:00 <TheRon> windy here
53:00 <TheRon> why not
53:00 <Nikky`> Where did you go?
53:00 <TheRon> what she doing?
54:00 <Floss> i miss her simba
54:00 <TheRon> i been in geelong since fri
54:00 <British^Meat> ummm
54:00 <British^Meat> yes and no
54:00 <TheRon> north shore
54:00 <British^Meat> what does she do in here?
54:00 <simba> nmothing anymore
54:00 <Floss> keeps tossers out
55:00 <British^Meat> nah
55:00 <British^Meat> not all of em
55:00 <TheRon> which leaves simba to rule with an iron fist
55:00 <British^Meat> she's to soft on em i reckons
55:00 <British^Meat> the main tossers are still allowed to persist
55:00 <TheRon> simba be more edward longshanks
56:00 <beehhh> simba
56:00 <TheRon> speaking of which
56:00 <British^Meat> exaclty
56:00 <British^Meat> ban beagle, ban saemon, keep picard
56:00 <Floss> lol
56:00 <British^Meat> i mean wtfff?\
56:00 <Floss> waix
56:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hne-eJOeZzA
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lorde - Everybody Wants to Rule the World [Dracula Untold trailer song] (Jun 24, 2014) 2:40 - Category: Music - 561,324 views - 3,988 likes (99.3%), 29 dislikes (0.7%)
57:00 <TheRon> and just people in here that don't contribute
57:00 <simba> yea picard was one that sorta sweet talked his way thru her
57:00 <British^Meat> beehhh sux too
57:00 <TheRon> thats a bannable offense right there
57:00 <Floss> yeah theres a lot of squattin going on
57:00 <simba> beehhh dont PM me lorde songs
57:00 <xm> lol
57:00 <TheRon> it's just a terrible cover
57:00 <mzyoyo> hahahaha
58:00 <Floss> i dislike lorde
58:00 <Floss> i find her to be a pretentious little shit
58:00 <beehhh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_Norway
58:00 <beehhh> Immigrants and Norwegian-born to immigrant parents, by country of origin
58:00 <beehhh> British^Meat migrates to the Mars
58:00 <British^Meat> beehhh, pandas, picard, all gone, like that, one fell swoop
58:00 <Floss> THE Mars?
58:00 <Owen> I'd go to Norway if I could keep my mining dollars.
58:00 <British^Meat> no ifs or buts, gone
59:00 <TheRon> who's policing this channel
59:00 <Floss> god
59:00 <TheRon> apparently
59:00 <simba> the police
00:00 <Nikky`> Sooooooooooooooooo
00:00 <TheRon> every step you take
00:00 <beehhh> simba this might be interesting to ya
00:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-09-02/south-australia-warned-of-another-severe-bushfire-season/5713252
00:00 <god> Thats enough o that.
00:00 <simba> its not
00:00 <TheRon> might not be too
00:00 <Nikky`> Shut up god..we don't believe in you :P
01:00 <TheRon> Nikky`:  quiet night in front of the tv?
01:00 <SET_BLASTER_A220_I7_D3> IT HAS TO BE
01:00 <SET_BLASTER_A220_I7_D3> IT COULDN'T BE ANYONE ELSE
01:00 <beehhh> simba stop txting me on skype its only for beagle
01:00 <simba> lol
01:00 <British^Meat> C H A D   K
01:00 <Nikky`> Yeah TheRon.. it sure is 
01:00 <beehhh> im his loner mate when he gets no one to chat too
01:00 <simba> cant we all chat mirza?
01:00 <TheRon> bridget jones?
01:00 <mzyoyo> simba and beehhh sitting in a tree
01:00 <beehhh> sure i got no worries
01:00 <Nikky`> Then try and sleep and start the crap working week over again
02:00 <British^Meat> Bollocks, beagle was skyping Digerati last night
02:00 <mzyoyo> buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz beehhh
02:00 <British^Meat> You're just second fiddle beeeh
02:00 <Flossup> i feel like maccas
02:00 <mzyoyo> nooooooooooooooo
02:00 <mzyoyo> wrok
02:00 <mzyoyo> i mean work
02:00 <mzyoyo> lmao
02:00 <TheRon> the good pj's??
02:00 <beehhh> mzyoyo sitting in an eiffel tower and a road sign riding it
02:00 <simba> lol beehhh, beagle is mates with Digerati now
02:00 <Nikky`> two drunks chatting
02:00 <Nikky`> All my pjs are good
03:00 <TheRon> my mistake
03:00 <TheRon> shrek ones?
03:00 <Nikky`> lol no
03:00 <Dantes> shrek is love
03:00 <beehhh> thomas is a hobopest
03:00 <beehhh> greek the malaka
03:00 <mzyoyo> pics of the pjs
03:00 <TheRon> thomas the tank engine?
03:00 <British^Meat> [13:50] <Digerati> that fucking retarded beagle wanted to come over to my place, i spoke to him voice on paltak, he sounds like a knob
04:00 <mzyoyo> what the
04:00 <beehhh> British^Meat have you ever beed to norway if not why not cunt
04:00 <mzyoyo> lol
04:00 <simba> lol
04:00 <simba> @ Digerati
04:00 <mzyoyo> what do knobs sound like?
04:00 <mzyoyo> I imagine high pitched
04:00 <TheRon> i don't really know what chick pj's are anymore
04:00 <beehhh> Norway gets the cool breeze from the greenland
04:00 <mzyoyo> TheRon needs a girlfriend
05:00 <TheRon> indeed
05:00 <beehhh> this is mzyoyo http://www.tubecup.com/channel/sic-flics/171788/ warning please dont wank
05:00 <Nikky`> agreed
05:00 <TheRon> i just wear a pair of boxers so
05:00 <mzyoyo> Nikky` and TheRon :)
05:00 <mzyoyo> match made in heaven
05:00 <mzyoyo> or irc
05:00 <TheRon> she won't gte me beer
06:00 <beehhh> delta googrem was so cheering at the MCG posted all sorts of her pics in black n white
06:00 <mzyoyo> well maybe she'll order it for you
06:00 <Nikky`> Exactly..I won't - he has arms and legs so he can get his own fucking beer
06:00 <Flossup> beehh you are literally too stupid to insult
06:00 <TheRon> see
06:00 <beehhh> Flossup your name says it all
06:00 <mzyoyo> is beehhh stupid or really smart?
07:00 <TheRon> i need a woman that won't say much and get me beer
07:00 <beehhh> what do you see when you look at me?
07:00 <Flossup> [17:06] <beehhh> Flossup your name says it all
07:00 <TheRon> maybe my standards are too high
07:00 <beehhh> i used to do too much drugs in straya back in the day before got deported
07:00 <Flossup> your nick is beehhh...
07:00 <mzyoyo> TheRon you're not into conversations about your feelings?
07:00 <Nikky`> If you do all the cooking I might consider it TheRon :P
07:00 <TheRon> i cook
07:00 <TheRon> you clean?
07:00 <Nikky`> I clean
08:00 <mzyoyo> omg it's happening!
08:00 <TheRon> my feelings come out when i play sport
08:00 <mzyoyo> you guys are making a nice coupling
09:00 <TheRon> get me a beer woman chop chop
09:00 <simba> lol
09:00 <beehhh> sorry you wont feel my cock mzyoyo so find another horse
09:00 <mzyoyo> what the
09:00 <Rak> cos iot's so small?
09:00 <British^Meat> please dont swear at me beehhh
09:00 <mzyoyo> hahahaha
09:00 <British^Meat> if u want to ask me a question, please ask me nicely
09:00 <beehhh> i asked nicely btw
09:00 <mzyoyo> British^Meat can you please ask a question?
09:00 <beehhh> anymore nicer i'd have to kiss ya
10:00 <TheRon> don't do that
10:00 <simba> i forgot about how beehhh used to harass mzyoyo
10:00 <British^Meat> i dont know, can i?
10:00 <beehhh> nope, simba is the other way round ask from her
10:00 <mzyoyo> who didn't harass me
10:00 <simba> beehhh fuck up or fuck off
10:00 <beehhh> we had intervention straintin order over on irc
10:00 <beehhh> restraining
11:00 <TheRon> my ideal first date would be a dinner film. some monster trucks and some pig shooting
11:00 <Rak> what if yuour date is a pig?
11:00 <TheRon> possibly
11:00 <beehhh> my cock is big enough just for a duck
11:00 <TheRon> whta, it's romatic
12:00 <mzyoyo> what's a dinner film?
12:00 <mzyoyo> that sounds cool
12:00 <TheRon> dinner and film
12:00 <Flossup> need to fix my nails :/ cbfed
12:00 <TheRon> play your cards right i might take you lawn bowling
13:00 <TheRon> i'm very hands on
13:00 <couleurs> :o
13:00 <mzyoyo> doesn't really sound like any date I've been on
13:00 <Simbaisgay> Ben
13:00 <Simbaisgay> Is gay
13:00 <TheRon> no?
13:00 <Simbaisgay> What a fag
13:00 <TheRon> something new?
14:00 <Simbaisgay> Theron molests small boys
14:00 <Simbaisgay> With ne
14:00 <Simbaisgay> Me
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <Simbaisgay> In the primary school yard
14:00 <TheRon> enough out of you
14:00 <TheRon> and that was just a rumout
14:00 <TheRon> and that was just a rumour
14:00 <TheRon> nopthing has been proven
15:00 <simba> u say it best
15:00 <simba> when u say nothing at all
15:00 <TheRon> i know
15:00 <mzyoyo> but I like saying things
15:00 <TheRon> fuck it one more
17:00 <Rak> testing
17:00 <TheRon> here come the men in black, galaxy defenders
18:00 <mzyoyo> do you remember wearing a batman suit as a child?
18:00 <TheRon> no
18:00 <mzyoyo> I saw the turtles movie
18:00 <TheRon> i dressed as james bond
18:00 <TheRon> martini in hand
18:00 <mzyoyo> hahahaha
18:00 <mzyoyo> that would be so funny to see a kid dressed like that
18:00 <TheRon> the crap got beaten out of me
19:00 <mzyoyo> awww really?
19:00 <TheRon> yep!
19:00 <AFLStars> Welcome to the online AFL stars game.
19:00 <AFLStars>  guess 3 consecutive scores correctly and Win $500.
19:00 <AFLStars> Type 'AFL' to start
20:00 <TheRon> NRL
20:00 <AFLStars> Hawkins on a lead,  he kicks it long to scott
20:00 <AFLStars> scott from the cetnre square, looking for options
20:00 <TheRon> you know fuck all about football
20:00 <AFLStars> great chest makr by ling
21:00 <mzyoyo> I know a football when I see one
21:00 <AFLStars> ling lines up from just ouside the 50,  slight angle
21:00 <AFLStars> hes a thumping left foot
21:00 <AFLStars> he kisk and he..?
21:00 <AFLStars> goal or point?
21:00 <TheRon> marky mark and the funky bunch - good vibrations
21:00 <Kynetic>  * AFLStars has also used the nicknames: menace oxygen freemason dunebug gayfrank hgkb gunzo maggotbrainz comcare dungbeetle AFL_Stars dung_beetle
21:00 <mzyoyo> pink things
22:00 <AFLStars> he kicks and he..?
22:00 <AFLStars> 12 seconds left to guess!
22:00 <TheRon> pink things?
22:00 <AFLStars> 7 seconds
22:00 <Kynetic> scores a dick in the arse?
22:00 <AFLStars> times up!
22:00 <AFLStars> it was a point!
23:00 <AFLStars> Alessio on the outer wing
23:00 <AFLStars> passes it to luca
23:00 <AFLStars> lucas with a drop punt
23:00 <TheRon> anybody awake??
23:00 <AFLStars> he finds Lyod on the boundry line
23:00 <TheRon> worse than beehhh
23:00 <AFLStars> Mathew Lyod going for goal number 6
24:00 <AFLStars> Loydd kicks,  and he scores a ......?
24:00 <TheRon> how can i pick up women with this going on??
24:00 <Kynetic> another dick in the arse!?
25:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
25:00 <TheRon> i like chelsea the goal umpire
25:00 <AFLStars> 25 seconds remaining to guess correctly
25:00 <AFLStars> 5 seconds remaining
25:00 <TheRiddler> he's constantly banned from elsewhere doing this
25:00 <AFLStars> times up!
25:00 <TheRiddler> he spams it
25:00 <AFLStars> it was a goal!
26:00 <TheRiddler> because he's boring
26:00 <TheRon> michael jackson - pretty young thing, seems wrong to me
26:00 <AFLStars> back the the centre
27:00 <AFLStars> Burton wins the tap
27:00 <TheRon> i like breasts
27:00 <TheRon> big ones
27:00 <AFLStars> mckenna,  kicks it down the line
27:00 <AFLStars> waiting in the goal square is Pavlich
27:00 <TheRon> how can i make this clear?
27:00 <TheRon> for god's sake will you please fuck off!!!
28:00 <AFLStars> Pavlich takes an easy mark,  30 out directly in front
28:00 <AFLStars> Pavlich,  lining up for his second
28:00 <TheRon> was that pretty clear
28:00 <AFLStars> he kicks, its looking good, its a ......?
28:00 <simba> fuck
28:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <TheRon> thats what i'm talking about
28:00 <TheRiddler> he gets so pissed if you call him boring
29:00 <TheRon> the truth hurts
29:00 <TheRon> whoomp there it is
30:00 <TheRon> hello
31:00 <simba> HhhHHHelKLLKlo
31:00 <TheRon> matt priddis playing against ireland?
31:00 <TheRon> he wasn't all australian
33:00 <TheRon> imagine if people actually like chatted on here
34:00 <TheRon> coolio - gangsta's paradise
34:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <simba> hope teh boys come back safe
34:00 <TheRon> was kochie at the grand final?
34:00 <TheRon> i thought i saw him
34:00 <simba> no eye deer
35:00 <British^Meat> lol AFLSTARS is noels caravans new character hey?
35:00 <British^Meat> lol such a wally
35:00 <simba> yes
35:00 <simba> is it trade week tomorrow?
35:00 <TheRon> i think so
35:00 <TheRon> mitch clark
35:00 <TheRon> james frawley
35:00 <TheRon> dangerfield
36:00 <simba> RyDA
36:00 <TheRon> oh yes and ryder
36:00 <TheRon> geelong could so use ryder
36:00 <TheRon> who is ports second tall forward?
37:00 <simba> draft is nov 27 so theres lots of time for BS inbetween
37:00 <simba> umm no one... monfries or westhoff
37:00 <TheRon> afl loves to keep it going
37:00 <ness> you mofos
37:00 <TheRon> hi ness
37:00 <ness> hi TheRon
38:00 <TheRon> fit your ample bossom into a tight dress his week?
38:00 <ness> i try
39:00 <TheRon> nice
39:00 <simba> wonderful
39:00 <ness> went for a bike ride this arvo
39:00 <TheRon> windy much?
39:00 <simba> bikes get all the fun
40:00 <TheRon> i want to die and come back as miranda kerrs bike seat
40:00 <ness> very windy
40:00 <ness> made it hard 
40:00 <TheRon> head or tail?
40:00 <TheRon> my bro cycles
40:00 <Digerati> haha, simba guess what ? i found photos in my mums wardrobe and diarys of my dad from WW2, he was a soldier, phots of him in uniform :) lol
40:00 <Digerati> they look kinda cool
40:00 <simba> damn
41:00 <Digerati> stacks of photos
41:00 <Digerati> good quality ones to
41:00 <TheRon> recently found some photos and diraries from my grandfathers time in north africa
41:00 <Digerati> they aint got a scratch on them
41:00 <Digerati> theron boar war ?
41:00 <Digerati> wtf
42:00 <Digerati> that's over 120 years ago and more man
42:00 <TheRon> he was an ambo in tobruk
42:00 <Digerati> oh ok
42:00 <Digerati> np
42:00 <Digerati> sounds cool
42:00 <TheRon> my other grandfather did the smart thing and got "lost" in borneo
43:00 <Digerati> these photos i should scan them and put them on the web
43:00 <TheRon> photos of his crew
43:00 <Digerati> dont think the scanner will harm them
43:00 <Digerati> my dad was a sgt
43:00 <Digerati> 3 stripes
44:00 <Digerati> see that on photo
44:00 <TheRon> they never talked much about the wart
44:00 <TheRon> which i kind of get
44:00 <Digerati> mine never told me till i saw these photos
44:00 <Digerati> weird
45:00 <TheRon> i saw the ambo bag kit of tools
45:00 <TheRon> it was awesome
45:00 <TheRon> all like saws ans stuff
45:00 <Digerati> my dad is holding a .22 it looks
46:00 <Digerati> sniper
46:00 <Digerati> single bolt action
46:00 <Digerati> i love guns
46:00 <Digerati> 2nd ammendment !
47:00 <Digerati> .22 is good for rabbits
47:00 <Digerati> well, good enough for rabbits
48:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <Digerati> i wonder if winchesters makes a .22
48:00 <simba> guns are for faggots
48:00 <Digerati> winchester
49:00 <Digerati> simba, say that to your local cop toughbuy
49:00 <Digerati> :)
49:00 <Digerati> jk
49:00 <Digerati> dont, they may handcuff you to ya bed
50:00 <simba> what
50:00 <Digerati> jk
50:00 <Digerati> cops have guns doh
50:00 <simba> cops are fagets
50:00 <mzyoyo> cops are hot
50:00 <Digerati> wtf
51:00 <simba> what makes a cop hot
51:00 <simba> is it his gun
51:00 <Digerati> fu man, my bro is a cop, he is a cool guy, long hair down to shoulders, earings and tatts, and love to toke weed, he loves hippy music
51:00 <Bert187> is this the recruitment room for IS?
52:00 <mzyoyo> yeah
52:00 <Digerati> the weed bit is the undercover shit
52:00 <simba> i bet he threw that all away to become a cop
52:00 <mzyoyo> I like that big guns
52:00 <mzyoyo> what makes a man is it the power in his hands
52:00 <Digerati> dude he is a narc
52:00 <mzyoyo> or is it the titties
52:00 <Digerati> narcotics
52:00 <Digerati> but his ok
52:00 <Digerati> we go surfing a lot at bells during summer
52:00 <Digerati> he is a beach bum
53:00 <Digerati> they do have a life man
53:00 <Digerati> little as it may seem
53:00 <Bert187> ok whos selling the drugs in here?
53:00 <Digerati> me
53:00 <Bert187> am i stepping on ur turf?
53:00 <Digerati> i got heroin
53:00 <Digerati> want some ?
53:00 <Bert187> no thnxs unless its china white
54:00 <simba> cops are problems and so are cop sympathisers
54:00 <Digerati> not all cops are crooks man
54:00 <Digerati> farout
54:00 <mzyoyo> I'm a cop sympathiser
54:00 <simba> yes they are
54:00 <Bert187> wait til that cop saves ur life
54:00 <simba> all cops are problems
54:00 <Digerati> most of the crook cops dont go above sgt
54:00 <Bert187> are not
54:00 <mzyoyo> what is your problem with police?
54:00 <mzyoyo> what did they do to you?
54:00 <Digerati> my bro is a snr det
55:00 <Digerati> good cops get promoted
55:00 <Bert187> i dont know the ranks
55:00 <Bert187> i know constable n sgt similar to defence force ranks
55:00 <Digerati> captain
55:00 <Bert187> corpal in air force
55:00 <Bert187> then sgt
55:00 <Digerati> highest is comminsioner
56:00 <Digerati> officers are buttplugs anyway
56:00 <Bert187> welcome to the family
56:00 <Digerati> most of the work is done by the const
56:00 <simba> who cares theyre all fagets
57:00 <mzyoyo> stop behaving badly simba
57:00 <mzyoyo> this is very wrong
57:00 <simba> SH
58:00 <Bert187> simba is a cyber criminal
58:00 <Bert187> :)
58:00 <Bert187> he said 'fuck'
58:00 <simba> stfu perp
58:00 <mzyoyo> simba is so likable to all
58:00 <mzyoyo> and lickable
58:00 <Bert187> i always wash my soul when talkin to him
59:00 <Bert187> lololol
59:00 <Bert187> simba is a god
59:00 <Bert187> god of the lambs of austnet
00:00 <mzyoyo> I don't think he's a God
00:00 <Bert187> his got a USB stick
00:00 <Digerati> simba is good
00:00 <mzyoyo> maybe one of those greek Gods
00:00 <Bert187> yer his zues
00:00 <Bert187> Operation Zues
00:00 <Bert187> is it zues or zeus
01:00 <Digerati> zeus
01:00 <mzyoyo> I think I want to date an American man
01:00 <simba> why
01:00 <simba> theyre fucking animals
01:00 <mzyoyo> they're good at it
01:00 <simba> being animals?
01:00 <Digerati> i got an american accent, but i live in austrlia
01:00 <mzyoyo> lol
01:00 <mzyoyo> no dating
01:00 <Digerati> so i guess that leaves me out
02:00 <Bert187> mzyoyo screw dating,, marry me in vegas
02:00 <simba> i wouldnt want anything to do with any americans
02:00 <mzyoyo> simba what?
02:00 <mzyoyo> I dated an american for a bit
02:00 <simba> what what
02:00 <mzyoyo> he bought me stuff 
02:00 <simba> was he an idiot?
02:00 <mzyoyo> and brought me chicken soup when I was hungover 
03:00 <Bert187> his iq was IQ
03:00 <mzyoyo> that was the best chicken soup
03:00 <mzyoyo> he wasn't an idiot he was pretty cool
03:00 <mzyoyo> but he got embarrassed by my jokes 
03:00 <Bert187> and sick of ur australian accent?
03:00 <Bert187> lol
04:00 <simba> im sick of this bert troll
04:00 <mzyoyo> I don't have much of an australian accent
04:00 <Bert187> u can keep who the aussies r
05:00 <mzyoyo> Smokers to the left
05:00 <mzyoyo> I'd prefer a matured woman who doesn't go clubbing, doesn't swear, doesn't take drugs, doesn't drink alcohol
05:00 <simba> ur lookin for a woman?
05:00 <mzyoyo> and doesn't flaunt photos of herself in a bikini or close to nude for male attention
06:00 <mzyoyo> Also a family person, and doesn't think that friends mean the world to the degree that they are always around and involve in issues that don't concern. 
06:00 <simba> that person sounds totally ruined by previous people 
06:00 <simba> lol
07:00 <mzyoyo> Please note that I'm not a nasty person, I'm just a guy who knows what he wants in a lady. Add me if you are none of the above
07:00 <mzyoyo> do you think?
07:00 <Bert187> my fiends mean the world to me
07:00 <mzyoyo> I thought they sounded a bit controlling
07:00 <mzyoyo> he's kind of cute though
08:00 <simba> he sounds like a whinger
08:00 <simba> all hes said is what he doesnt want based on stuff he hasnt liked in the past
08:00 <mzyoyo> or judgements
09:00 <simba> W_HNGR
09:00 <mzyoyo> I'm the kind of person that wants to do the things I'm not allowed to
09:00 <Bert187> i can see mzyoyo n simba are getting along.. they make a great couple for people on IRC to laugh at
09:00 <simba> i can see u getting banned
09:00 <simba> 4:1)
10:00 <Bert187> cmon simba u might lose that virginity u take so seriously
10:00 <simba> ok
10:00 <mzyoyo> virginity is serious
10:00 <Bert187> :)
11:00 <Bert187> well ive had my fun im going
11:00 <Bert187> cheerio deerios
11:00 <simba> thanx 4 letting us know
11:00 <simba> lol
26:00 <Picard> im a lesbian and i play tennis
28:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <simba> whats your name?
39:00 <Picard> emily
39:00 <Picard> or martina
39:00 <Picard> possibly renae
39:00 <Picard> ness hello
39:00 <ness> Hi Picard
39:00 <ness> fuck any trannys today?
40:00 <Picard> nuh ness, are you free?
41:00 <ness> im all woman honey
41:00 <Picard> lol
41:00 <Picard> yeah sure, all 55kgs on u
41:00 <Picard> of*
42:00 <Rak> mmm petite
43:00 <Picard> nuh thats not petite when u are 3'6
43:00 <Picard> ness is a dwarf
43:00 <Rak> mmm petite
43:00 <ness> oh Picard, you are mistaking me with one of your circus freaks
44:00 <Rak> good one picard
44:00 <Rak> get one of them online
46:00 <Rak> ;)
46:00 <Rak> hmmMmmm now my sunday is complete
46:00 <Yeomans> HEY GUIZE
47:00 <Nikky`> Im glad
47:00 <Yeomans> why are you groping counters there Rak
47:00 <Nikky`> WooHoo
47:00 <Rak> cos the counter dressed provocatively
48:00 <Yeomans> oh i see. so it asked for it?
48:00 <Rak> it also didn't5 say 'no'
48:00 <Yeomans> im with ya
48:00 <Yeomans> i bet it was in the kitchen too
48:00 <Yeomans> in its rightful place
49:00 <mzyoyo> if it was drunk it may not really be consent
50:00 <Rak> then it shouldn't have been drinking right?
50:00 <Rak> i'm sure the enlightened minister for women's affairs, tony addott, will agree with me
50:00 <Yeomans> how can a counter drink
50:00 <Yeomans> you guys are silly
53:00 <Rak> i've been drinkiong
53:00 <Rak> i don't know what Nikky's excuse is
53:00 <Rak> except that i think she may be a hornbag
53:00 <Nikky`> ummm..I don't have one - i'm innocent so I don't need to think of one
53:00 <mzyoyo> I wish I was drinking today
53:00 <Nikky`> Just for you baby ;o)
53:00 <mzyoyo> but don't want to be hungover for work
54:00 <Rak> i can think of no better reason, Nikky`
54:00 <Rak> yeh i don't want to go to the new team with a hangover either
54:00 <Rak> and yet here i am
54:00 <mzyoyo> new team
54:00 <mzyoyo> new job aye?
54:00 <Nikky`> I don't want to go tomorrow so I am hoping between now and 5:30 alarm I get sick
54:00 <Nikky`> fingers crossed for me
55:00 <mzyoyo> I never get sick
55:00 <mzyoyo> fucking good health
55:00 <Yeomans> i can give you a variety of diseases if you want
55:00 <Rak> nah i don't want to join them.  just doing it for more money temporarily
55:00 <mzyoyo> ah
55:00 <mzyoyo> well yay - more money
55:00 <mzyoyo> what are you drinking?
55:00 <Rak> the best thing about never getting sick is being able to fully enjoy your sick l;eave
55:00 <Rak> beer earl;ier today.  bowmore whisky now
55:00 <Nikky`> errrr no thank you Yeomans..you keep em
56:00 <Yeomans> :P
57:00 <Picard> what did i miss
57:00 <mzyoyo> hahaha
57:00 <Rak> life motherfucker
57:00 <Rak> life
57:00 <Picard> lol
57:00 <Yeomans> hey jasonaussie
57:00 <Yeomans> asl?
58:00 <Picard> sitting will kill u
58:00 <Rak> aaawwww shit i forgot i have hazelnut chocolate struuudel
58:00 <Rak> today just keeps winning
59:00 <Rak> and it just keeps winning!
59:00 <Rak> evening mew
00:00 <Yeomans> because i entered your life right
00:00 <mzyoyo> yum
00:00 <simba> hes jason hes an aussie give it up for jasonaussie
00:00 <Yeomans> do you think i scared him off
00:00 <Yeomans> i feel bad
00:00 <Mew> Hey raksta
01:00 <mzyoyo> wooo go jasonaussie! oi oi oi
01:00 <Nikky`> I do like his raksta
01:00 <Rak> my raksta is the maxta
01:00 <Rak> i'm kinda proud of that :D
02:00 <Nikky`> lol
02:00 <Yeomans> mine is about half
03:00 <ness> i bought new bikinis today....nearly holiday time
03:00 <Rak> pics
04:00 <ness> i don't do pics
04:00 <ness> not for you perverts
04:00 <matrix> Bikinis hey ness
04:00 <stevenn> thnk god
04:00 <Rak> i'm not a pervert
04:00 <Rak> the sheep consented!@
05:00 <mzyoyo> ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
05:00 <mzyoyo> I mean
05:00 <mzyoyo> ewe
05:00 <Picard> lol @ bikini
05:00 <Rak> sif.  you mean 'baaaaaaa'
05:00 <mzyoyo> one baaaaaa for yes
05:00 <ness> i said bikini, not mankini.  don't get too excited Picard
06:00 <matrix> Lol
06:00 <mzyoyo> show us the bikini pics
06:00 <Rak> agreed
06:00 <Rak> on a sheep if you can
06:00 <ness> lol
06:00 <Rak> yourself as a backup
07:00 <ness> i can show you the online pic
07:00 <matrix> That will do Nessy
07:00 <Rak> you'll never get in to the topic with that
07:00 <Rak> but ok :)
07:00 <Picard> lol
08:00 <Picard> show us pics of u in it
08:00 <Picard> dont be a prude
08:00 <Yeomans> fucking jesus
08:00 <Yeomans> one of those tits has eyes
08:00 <Yeomans> how frightening
08:00 <Picard> tits are good
08:00 <Picard> tits with eyes not so good
08:00 <mzyoyo> you're a tit
08:00 <Picard> mzyoyo your my bitch
09:00 <matrix> Picard you are scaring the children
09:00 <Rak> where's your handbra, mzyoyo?
09:00 <Picard> lol matrix
09:00 <mzyoyo> lol
09:00 <mzyoyo> is that me using my hands as a bra?
09:00 <Rak> or not
09:00 <ness> http://www.swimweargalore.com.au/freya-fever-sweetheart-g-bra
10:00 <mzyoyo> it's not really going to work
10:00 <Rak> handbra pic, hands optional
10:00 <Rak> how so?
10:00 <mzyoyo> hahaha
10:00 <simba> nice 1 ness u will look like catwoman
10:00 <matrix> Rak you are desperate tonight
10:00 <Rak> that's very classy, ness
10:00 <Rak> i'm desperate every night
10:00 <Rak> but i dile most
10:00 <Rak> *idle
11:00 <Picard> looks ok
11:00 <mzyoyo> I like this desperation
11:00 <mzyoyo> Rak is desperately lonely but not being able to reach people in person
11:00 <Rak> desperate times call for desperate measures
12:00 <Rak> i'm 6'4.  i can reach everyone
12:00 <Picard> lol
12:00 <mzyoyo> cyas 
12:00 <Picard> how big is your cock?
12:00 <mzyoyo> hahahahaha
12:00 <Rak> 6'4 :/
13:00 <mzyoyo> I'm glad I saw that before leaving
13:00 <Picard> big lad like u should have a decent cock
13:00 <Picard> 7" 8"??
13:00 <Rak> ciao mzyoyo
13:00 <Picard> bye mzyoyo
14:00 <matrix> Night mzyoyo
14:00 <simba> lol @ Picards questions
14:00 <Picard> what simba
14:00 <matrix> Picard always questions things
15:00 <Rak> it's not a thing.  it has a name
15:00 <Mew> Cya mzyoyo
15:00 <matrix> Hey Mew
15:00 <matrix> How are you
16:00 <Mew> hey matrixio
16:00 <Mew> Good thx n u?
16:00 <Loof> sup Muesli
16:00 <matrix> Can't complain too much
16:00 <Rak> if you can't complain why are you on irc?
16:00 <Mew> hey loofy
17:00 <Loof> cant wait till i sober it feels gross
17:00 <Loof> always forget why i dont drink
17:00 <Picard> im just a curious bloke
17:00 <Loof> zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
17:00 <Loof> bongs will help
18:00 <Loof> :D
18:00 <Thoth> You mean, bash up some guys who smoke them?
19:00 <simba> bongarella
19:00 <simba> ill join u on the bong express in t-5
19:00 <simba> I love bashing up Pot doers.
19:00 <simba> People who Do Weed.. Do My head in!
19:00 <Thoth> Legit
20:00 <Lumeah> most austnet does
20:00 <simba> I hate: Drugs, Alcohol, Weed.
20:00 <Thoth> And?
20:00 <simba> And?
20:00 <simba> wtf they deleted coming to alderaan off youtube
21:00 <Picard> lol this chic from perth just sent me tit pics
21:00 <Rak> impressive?
21:00 <Loof> anyone like my dude i'm making? i've only really done the hands so far: http://i.imgur.com/2vmYxEc.jpg
21:00 <Picard> yes
22:00 <Rak> haveher share it with us
22:00 <Loof> big ass hands
22:00 <Picard> ok
23:00 <milk> George Clooney got married
23:00 <Picard> oi
24:00 <Picard> fair rack 
24:00 <Rak> ho. ly. fuck.
24:00 <Picard> lol
24:00 <Thoth> Loof: yea dude
24:00 <Thoth> I'd bash that
24:00 <ashleighXtrinity> He lost his bet then
24:00 <Thoth> Then you
25:00 <Picard> Rak wat u think?
25:00 <Rak> i said what i thinl
25:00 <Picard> lol
26:00 <Rak> breathtaking
26:00 <Picard> she had a cleavage pic on facebook, i said fair set of tits and she sent me that
26:00 <Rak> and probably literally could smother me
26:00 <Picard> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2j0h00z&s=8
26:00 <Picard> yes they could
27:00 <Picard> she could breast feed a small country
27:00 <Thoth> say umm
28:00 <Thoth> many people oppose hunting for environmental reasons
28:00 <Rak> or one guy with an appetite
28:00 <Thoth> but can somebody tell me how thats different to fishing?
28:00 <Picard> Booker aka Panda why are u here?
28:00 <Rak> fish, like boat people, don't count as creatures with feelings
28:00 <Thoth> Excluding whales and dolphins, right?
29:00 <Picard> yes Thoth
29:00 <Thoth> Why is that?
29:00 <Rak> abbott's australia
30:00 <Thoth> No really, you talk about hunting and people carry on like hunters are violent killers who hate the environment
30:00 <Picard> whales and dolphins do
30:00 <Picard> kill the rest
30:00 <Thoth> How are they any different to fishermen?
30:00 <Picard> we cant kill fishermen
30:00 <Rak> actually i didn't talk about it.  you did
31:00 <Thoth> There was a big campaign recently... "no hunting in national parks"
31:00 <Picard> should we shoot knagaroos?
31:00 <Thoth> Because hunters are violent people who'll kill animals and people
31:00 <doctor> kill everything in my humbled opinion
31:00 <Thoth> no, it was feral species only, no natives
31:00 <ness> what is wrong with you all
32:00 <Thoth> except you can fish in any national park and nobody cares
32:00 <Picard> kangaroos do great damage
32:00 <Thoth> why the hell is that?
32:00 <doctor> nothing wrong at all - we all have valid opinions
32:00 <Picard> have you seen what they can do to a wheat crop?
32:00 <Loof> i believe we should legalise beastiality
32:00 <Picard> ness i posted the pic u sent me, hope u dont mind
32:00 <Loof> i mean weed
32:00 <Loof> legalise weed
32:00 <Loof> .
32:00 <doctor> just don't get caught and there's no problem
33:00 <simba> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
33:00 <Loof> ^
33:00 <simba> just got budz
33:00 <Loof> nice
33:00 <simba> Picard do you want to join our e-conference
33:00 <simba> where we smoke weed into our webcams
34:00 <Booker> !seen pandis
34:00 <simba> and the elitist weed smokers claim to know what strain youre smoking just by the density of the smoke cloud
34:00 <stevenn> i have the best.
34:00 <Picard> simba no thanks
34:00 <simba> kush/
34:00 <simba> ?
34:00 <Picard> not my thing
34:00 <Picard> you enjoy :P
34:00 <stevenn> kouta
35:00 <simba> anthony weedafidis
35:00 <Thoth> heres another one thats citied all the time...
35:00 <Thoth> people are always saying "oh but there was this one moronic hunter who shot somebody in 2012"
35:00 <Thoth> how many people die rock fishing every year? 20?
35:00 <Thoth> more
35:00 <Thoth> ?
36:00 <simba> whats that in relation to
36:00 <Thoth> hunting vs fishing and peoples warped idea that fishing is good but hunting is bad
36:00 <simba> they seem the same dont they
37:00 <Picard> what are your thoughts on the guy who was eaten by the tiger
38:00 <Rak> It's grrrrrreat
38:00 <Picard> shouldnt throw rocks at a tiger lol
38:00 <simba> people who live in glass houses shouldnt throw rocks at tigers
38:00 <simba> its an old saying
39:00 <Thoth> simba: well this is the other thing I realised
39:00 <Picard> lol
39:00 <Thoth> why on earth are fat people who are incapable of making use of parks, listened to when it comes to parks regulations?
39:00 <Rak> 1 person = 1 vote
39:00 <Thoth> do their thoughts and opinions make any rational sense?
40:00 <Loof> hi nerdygirl
40:00 <Rak> he nerdygirl!
40:00 <Picard> anyone seen Gotham??
40:00 <Loof> do you like older, creepier balder guys
40:00 <Rak> yes i fucking loved it, Picard
40:00 <Thoth> is it anything like having people with mental/development disabilities (retards) from offering opinions about the road rules?
40:00 <Loof> if so picard is available
40:00 <Picard> lol Loof
40:00 <Rak> penguin is an incredible portrayal
40:00 <Rak> and it's the best catwoman ever, including anne hathaway
41:00 <simba> Thoth fat people rule the world
41:00 <simba> it would be too much to regulate them
42:00 <Loof> you aint fat, you aint nohtin
42:00 <simba> notorious F.A.T
43:00 <Loof> that dog that spilled my weed today was lucky it was cute
43:00 <Loof> or else i would have got my wife to cook it up viet style
44:00 <Picard> lol
44:00 <simba> bad dog
44:00 <matrix> Awww poor puppy
46:00 <ness> dont be disgusting
47:00 <simba> sorry
48:00 <matrix> I thought they were being tame compared to what this channel is usually like
49:00 <Picard> ness dont be racist, its not for us to tell other races they cannot eat dogs
49:00 <simba> has anyone here eaten dog
49:00 <Picard> simba ive been to thailand so will say maybe
50:00 <simba> did you eat any fried bugs or anything crazy
50:00 <matrix> They do t all eat dogs.  Ve
50:00 <Picard> nuh
50:00 <matrix> But dog is a bit like chicken
50:00 <simba> did you have a bing
50:00 <matrix> The fried cock roaches are good 
50:00 <Picard> yuk
50:00 <matrix> Like a crunchy prawn head
50:00 <matrix> But bigger
50:00 <simba> oh bings are chinese
51:00 <Picard> wtf is a bing
51:00 <simba> some awesome wrap thing they make
51:00 <simba> asians own !!!!!!!
51:00 <matrix> Just don't ask what is In it
51:00 <matrix> Cause they use things we wouldn't approve of eating
52:00 <simba> id be up 4 it
52:00 <matrix> Hey Floss
52:00 <simba> anything that goes against the western way im up 4
52:00 <matrix> Got to have an open mind
52:00 <matrix> Western culture is very closed minded
52:00 <matrix> Very limited
52:00 <Floss> Howdy
53:00 <Picard> ive eaten pigs blood
53:00 <matrix> How's doing?
53:00 <matrix> Black pudding is pigs blood isn't it?
53:00 <Thoth> simba: I considered that fat people regarding parks regulation is the political statement that can't be made, because its not PC
53:00 <matrix> Hi autumn
53:00 <Thoth> simba: ie. "your fat so your opinion doesn't matter"
53:00 <Floss> Had a lovely spray tan just now
53:00 <Picard> this was some type of italian chocolate, they mix in bigs blood and other shit
54:00 <Picard> tasted awesome
54:00 <matrix> Floss: awesome :-)
56:00 <Loof> just dont eat haggis
56:00 <Loof> that's feral
56:00 <Floss> Yeah I wouldn't eat it
57:00 <Loof> the best tasting shit on the planet: weed
57:00 <Loof> dried leaves
57:00 <Loof> mmm
57:00 <Loof> on steak
57:00 <Loof> on pizza
58:00 <Floss> Lolwhut
58:00 <Loof> not to get high
58:00 <Loof> just for the taste
58:00 <Picard> lol u are a dick
58:00 <Floss> That's a waste
58:00 <Loof> cause you're already high of course
59:00 <stevenn> hydro only.
59:00 <Floss> It tastes like nothing lol
59:00 <Floss> You sir are a fuckhead
59:00 <Floss> With too much weed money
00:00 <Picard> he robs old ladies for the cash
00:00 <Loof> i want to do a deep water culture hydro system
00:00 <Doodle> urmums a deep water culture
00:00 <Loof> lol
00:00 <Floss> Lol
00:00 <Floss> Groper
00:00 <Doodle> keke
01:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10639514_805611752793977_4455086991317964804_n.jpg?oh=0d27d55b667240fc2f7e6cc77f626491&oe=54BB07C3&__gda__=1422766325_3e7d1cc75e81f445ed4ff188758ab160
01:00 <Doodle> do a skid m8
02:00 <Floss> Lol I'm in the car listening to the Ricky gervais show 
02:00 <Floss> Many lols
02:00 <simba> u rock
02:00 <simba> what are they talking about
02:00 <Floss> Karl has issues with hypnotizing
03:00 <Floss> He would rather they do see thru skin
03:00 <simba> lololo
03:00 <simba> detrout spinners
03:00 <Floss> And he believes Noah's ark cause it was "in a book"
03:00 <simba> now i have to put on rockbusters
03:00 <Picard> Natalia hello
04:00 <Picard> may we see your tits Natalia
04:00 <Floss> It was like a zoo and they were all just "knocking about"
05:00 <simba> noahs ark just wouldnt have worked
05:00 <simba> they wouldve destroyed each other
07:00 <Floss> Lol Karl's diaryy favourite
07:00 <Floss> My*
09:00 <Digerati> kick ass
09:00 <Loof> dont you mean lick ass
09:00 <Loof> ?
10:00 <Digerati> was watching the movie
10:00 <Loof> oh the movie
10:00 <Digerati> it was funny comedy
10:00 <Loof> like your sisters makeup job
10:00 <Digerati> haha
10:00 <Digerati> retarded totally she was the little ggirl
11:00 <Digerati> but hey, cute
11:00 <Digerati> i got 3 daughters myself
11:00 <Digerati> they could have used better than a jap kick ass character schoolgirl
12:00 <Digerati> so dumb
12:00 <simba> KICK ASS is the super cool blockbuster of the summer!
12:00 <simba> if you didnt see KICK ASS in the cinemas, fuck off!
12:00 <Digerati> dude
12:00 <Digerati> it sucked
12:00 <matrix> Good night all
12:00 <simba> is that one of the seth rogan movies?
12:00 <simba> good night
12:00 <Digerati> simba it is based on jap superhero seifuku shit
13:00 <Loof> isn't it from the UK?
13:00 <Digerati> anime
13:00 <Loof> UK shit sucks
13:00 <Digerati> i do graphic art
13:00 <Loof> show me
13:00 <Digerati> i have done anime in the past
13:00 <Loof> show us ur shizzit
13:00 <Loof> and i'll show u mine
13:00 <Digerati> not published
13:00 <simba> oic
13:00 <simba> UK rulez!!!!
13:00 <Digerati> i will show you guys one
14:00 <simba> did u draw dragon balls z?
14:00 <Digerati> same shit like final fantasy
14:00 <Digerati> no
14:00 <Digerati> course not
14:00 <Loof> you should try zbrush digerati, any retard can use it
14:00 <simba> dragonball was good
14:00 <Loof> any retard can do awesome shit with it
14:00 <Digerati> bryce
15:00 <Digerati> i use bryce
15:00 <Loof> lol
15:00 <Loof> can you even model with that shit?
15:00 <Loof> or animate?
15:00 <Digerati> yes
15:00 <Digerati> with plugins
16:00 <Digerati> brb
16:00 <Loof> lol
16:00 <Doodle> glade plugins?
16:00 <Doodle> those ones that spray on a timer scare the crap out of me
17:00 <Maurice> Those things are bastards
17:00 <Doodle> fuck oath m8
17:00 <ness> would like a day off tomorrow
17:00 <Maurice> Then you can have one
17:00 <Doodle> me too
17:00 <Maurice> We have a public holiday tomorrow
17:00 <Doodle> oh wait i have no job
17:00 <Doodle> win
17:00 <ness> oh no fair
18:00 <stevenn> yay
18:00 <Doodle> i'm thinking of going back to study
18:00 <simba> good 1
18:00 <Doodle> neuroaurgeon or astrophycisist
18:00 <Loof> fuck study
18:00 <Doodle> *s
18:00 <simba> wtf
19:00 <Doodle> philosophy
19:00 <Doodle> lol
19:00 <Doodle> i can bullshit
19:00 <Loof> gyno
19:00 <simba> for fun or a career
19:00 <Doodle> nah i already had to talk to cunts in my other jobs
19:00 <Doodle> gyno would be no good
20:00 <Doodle> testing hot air balloons
20:00 <Doodle> who does that
20:00 <Doodle> i wonder if theyre hiring
20:00 <Loof> i've changed careers 290837423984 times and i'm still tv
20:00 <Doodle> tranny?
20:00 <Loof> it's a simpsons joke
20:00 <Doodle> oh
20:00 <Loof> before you guys time :(
20:00 <Doodle> right
20:00 <Doodle> i stopped watching the simpsons when i was you know
20:00 <Doodle> 9
20:00 <Loof> lol
21:00 <Loof> that's about when it became shit
21:00 <Doodle> nah it wasnt out when i was 9 i dont think
21:00 <Doodle> i havent watched it since i broke up with my ex cos she had like 25 seasons on dvd and made me watch all of them
21:00 <Doodle> same reason i hate scrubs now
21:00 <Loof> know what i hate
21:00 <Loof> friends
21:00 <Doodle> oh god yes
21:00 <Doodle> rubbish
22:00 <Doodle> who the fuck is sposed to relate to those people
22:00 <Loof> people with no imagination
22:00 <Loof> drones
22:00 <Doodle> 'oh poor me i live in a gigantic loft in manhattan'
22:00 <Maurice> I was 8 when simpsons came out
22:00 <Doodle> so i wasnt born then
23:00 <Maurice> I remember fighting with my sister coz she said Barts voice was done by a girl
23:00 <Maurice> And of course I knew it wasn't
23:00 <Doodle> but it is
23:00 <Maurice> Then I leant over from the top bunk to hit her and I fell out of bed, which explains so much
23:00 <Maurice> I know, but at 8 I knew everything
23:00 <Floss> Lol maurice
23:00 <Doodle> except how not to fall out of bed
23:00 <Picard> Maurice nothings changed :)
23:00 <Maurice> I still do that
23:00 <Doodle> :/
23:00 <Floss> So do i
23:00 <Doodle> weirdos
23:00 <Maurice> Not really
24:00 <Floss> I have bruises on my temples from hitti g the bedside table rofl
24:00 <Maurice> I do roll out in the mornings though
24:00 <Floss> I've woken up in the dogs bed
24:00 <Floss> Where I BELONG
25:00 <Loof> wish i'd eaten more smoked chicken today
25:00 <Loof> that shit pwnt
25:00 <Floss> OO I thought about getting some from IGA todah
27:00 <Kynetic> man.. smoking a chicken would be really hard.
27:00 <Kynetic> i cant even imagine trying to fit it into a tally ho
28:00 <Doodle> just pack it loosely
28:00 <Doodle> use a bigger roach
28:00 <Doodle> might need a few papers tho
28:00 <Kynetic> yea
28:00 <Maurice> Doodle, Kynetic must have stolen your joke book
28:00 <Kynetic> maybe start out with a quail
28:00 <Kynetic> work your way up
28:00 <Doodle> lol
29:00 <Doodle> lol quail
29:00 <Loof> dont do quail man
29:00 <Loof> i had a bad trip
29:00 <Kynetic> no?
29:00 <Kynetic> fark
29:00 <Loof> never do quail
29:00 <Kynetic> maybe a kiwi?
29:00 <Loof> they're ok
29:00 <Loof> if you like the runs
29:00 <Kynetic> maybe a budgie?
30:00 <Kynetic> theyre native to aus at least
30:00 <Kynetic> i might see a rainbow serpent or summin.
30:00 <Loof> the more extinct they are they better the trip
30:00 <Loof> i still have some dried dodo
30:00 <Digerati> simba, awesome dude, i love her bike in kick ass2 man
30:00 <Kynetic> ill have to goto the amazon then
30:00 <Loof> lol
30:00 <Kynetic> find some rare ass birds to smoke 
30:00 <Kynetic> im sure the natives will help me out
31:00 <Kynetic> give em a few ipads n iphones n shit
31:00 <Kynetic> theyre onto the bead thing
31:00 <Kynetic> gotta get more upmarket these days
34:00 <Picard> Kynetic hows ya arse?
38:00 <Kynetic> sore.. i knew i shouldnt have let you sleep in my bed last night.
39:00 <Picard> wasnt me dude, it was all those ladyboys in phuket
40:00 <Thoth> politics are so lame
40:00 <Thoth> "Just let them have their say unless you're saying they're not entitled to that"
40:00 <Thoth> Weird. Is that person saying that I'm not entitled to an opinion that they don't agree with?
40:00 <Maurice> For Doodle https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10689648_10152468615809671_3221537910881654623_n.jpg?oh=8b4430547aaae22e19850ce2cd2ff6c8&oe=54BF3194&__gda__=1421479409_7200fa408557efce844715aa8b3f4951
41:00 <Doodle> zinggggggg
49:00 <Loof> sorry nerdygirl, while you were gone picard said he definitely wont date you till you turn 12
50:00 <stevenn> hiiiiiiii nerdygirl
50:00 <nerdygirl> too bad.picards missing out 
50:00 <nerdygirl> hi steve
50:00 <Loof> lol
51:00 <Digerati> KISS ASS
51:00 <British^Meat> got a hankering for some sausage roll 
51:00 <Loof> gtfo partgay
53:00 <British^Meat> sometimes i wish i was mental like Loof
53:00 <British^Meat> must be bliss sometimes
54:00 <Loof> partgay still maintains that it's not gay when he is with his brother if he is the one that is giving it and not taking it
57:00 <partay> loof are you still fat and retarded ?
57:00 <Yeomans> cant we all be friends
59:00 <Zade> retarded is not p.c, nuf nuf sounds so much nicer 
59:00 <Loof> no because you're mum keeps hogging all the pie
59:00 <Loof> your
59:00 <Loof> and by pie
59:00 <Loof> i mean my dick
59:00 <Mew> numpty
00:00 <partay> mew i need a wristy 
00:00 <Mew> oh yeh
00:00 <partay> lets see your form 
01:00 <Mew> wow I just had a flashback to a guy wanking another dudes dick with BBQ tongs last night
01:00 <Picard> partay hello how are you?
01:00 <Thoth> We need a new law
01:00 <Picard> British^Meat hello
01:00 <Thoth> If you point a finger, your finger should be broken.
02:00 <partay> ill pass on the tongs
02:00 <Thoth> I swear most australians are actually retarded :(
02:00 <Loof> lol
02:00 <partay> hello picard
02:00 <Loof> i want to upload your brain to youtube
03:00 <Loof> actually
03:00 <partay> said in a jerry seinfeld voice
03:00 <Loof> redtube
03:00 <Loof> :P
03:00 <Picard> how has your weekend been?
04:00 <partay> weekend consisted of food, footy and relaxation
04:00 <partay> and an impending wristy from Mew 
06:00 <Mew> mine consisted of two marathon drinking sessions with 30 guys on their footy trip
06:00 <Kynetic> ill be Mew's handbra
06:00 <Kynetic> why she gives you your wristy partay
06:00 <partay> mew aka debbie 
06:00 <Maurice> Followed by Mew getting ploughed by 30 guys on a footy trip
06:00 <Picard> nice partay
06:00 <stevenn> haha
06:00 <Mew> there was a LOT of cock out lol
06:00 <Picard> Mew did u get sex?
06:00 <partay> gay footy team?
06:00 <Kynetic> Maurice is just jealous
07:00 <Maurice> I am
07:00 <Maurice> Mine consisted of no bukkake
07:00 <partay> i can fix that Maurice
07:00 <Mew> Nah I got motorboated about 6000 times tho
07:00 <Kynetic> i would totally bukkake you Maurice
07:00 <Picard> friends with benefits on 9, id love a fuck buddy like her
07:00 <Kynetic> i think cam might object though
07:00 <Picard> Mew where was the bf?
08:00 <partay> mew has the green light to get some occasional random cock 
08:00 <Mew> he's on the mainland for a FAM reunion I wasn't allowed to go to 
08:00 <Rak> are you boob bruised after 6000 motorboats?
08:00 <Mew> yeah I've been sending him pics of all the shit they were doing 
09:00 <Kynetic> poor bsatard is probably getting a multi handjob as we speak
09:00 <Picard> lol
09:00 <Kynetic> Picard knows
09:00 <Picard> Mew send us the pics
09:00 <Maurice> Why weren't you allowed to go
09:00 <Picard> oh i know :P
10:00 <Kynetic> Picard arent your memories enough?
10:00 <Mew> Hell no lol
10:00 <Kynetic> i went and saw a ping pong show
10:00 <Kynetic> that was as far as i went
10:00 <Mew> One guy chugged tomato sauce into his butt doing a handstand with a beer bong
10:00 <Thoth> hmm... nanny state promoters should be forced to live in nursing homes where they're taken care of, so the rest of us can live
10:00 <Kynetic> one chick had live goldfish up her twa
10:00 <Kynetic> t
11:00 <Mew> Cos I'm not a mills Maurice
11:00 <Maurice> Oh so you can incubate their devil spawn but not go to that
11:00 <Maurice> What jerks
11:00 <Kynetic> lol
11:00 <Mew> Yup
11:00 <Mew> Raw deal
11:00 <Rak> sounds like there was a plenty of rings
11:00 <Mew> Actually it worked out really well lol
12:00 <partay> mew got multi-cock instead
12:00 <Rak> airtight?
12:00 <Loof> what's motorboated?
12:00 <partay> Loof you dopey fuck
12:00 <Rak> nautical term
12:00 <Rak> for when your main engine goes out
12:00 <Mew> When they stick their face in your boobs and go blghuhfhvfg 
12:00 <partay> lol
13:00 <Maurice> blblblblblblblbl
13:00 <Picard> lol Kynetic we didnt bother, our friends had been before and said they were shit
13:00 <Maurice> Actually, if Cams family had a reunion I'd want to stay home
13:00 <Picard> Mew your behaviour by most would be considered slutty
13:00 <partay> god bless sluts
14:00 <Rak> t
15:00 <Mew> there was some other girls there gagging for it in full slut mode lol
15:00 <Picard> should be more of it
18:00 <Loof> i'd expect to be beaten if i did that to a chick
18:00 <Loof> and i'd deserve it
20:00 <Mew> you get used to it after having huge boobs for years
20:00 <Picard> lol
20:00 <Mew> ben mooshed pavlova on my boobs and ate it off at a party one night
20:00 <Mew> They're just a novelty
21:00 <Picard> never get sick of boobs
21:00 <Loof> you got your boobs out?
21:00 <Mew> yeah 
21:00 <Loof> nice
21:00 <Mew> not last night
21:00 <Loof> ik
21:00 <Mew> But the pav night
21:00 <Loof> yeah
21:00 <Picard> Mew im starting to like u a lot more
21:00 <Mew> oh geez
21:00 <Loof> god i hate moths
22:00 <Maurice> I hate a moth fly at my ear last night
22:00 <Maurice> Scared the crap out of me
26:00 <Owen> Man, it was pay day 9 days ago
26:00 <Owen> and I'm already looking forward to next pay day
26:00 <Picard> i had a redback fall on me tonight 
26:00 <Loof> is luekemia terminal?
26:00 <Picard> fucking thing
26:00 <partay> loof no
27:00 <Picard> can be
27:00 <partay> very treatable
28:00 <Mew> here u go Picard http://i.imgur.com/r14sK1Jl.jpg
29:00 <Mew> that's from prison rules basketball lol
29:00 <partay> loof survival rate is about 75%
29:00 <Rak> needs more boobs
29:00 <Loof> sounds like something i'd enjoy
29:00 <Loof> a lot
29:00 <Mew> there's still blood all over the courts 
30:00 <partay> loof yes cancer is fun 
30:00 <Loof> you can just punch cunts while playing?
30:00 <Mew> yup
30:00 <Loof> that's how sport should be
30:00 <Mew> Prison rules = no rules
30:00 <Loof> nice
31:00 <Loof> i'd need bigger cunts to go against than those two though
32:00 <Loof> they don't look like they lift
32:00 <Loof> guess they young
32:00 <Mew> they prob don't lol
32:00 <partay> loof you watch too much tv 
32:00 <Flossup> poos and wees
32:00 <Mew> woooo
33:00 <British^Meat> lol, how much do you lift Loof?
34:00 <partay> lol
34:00 <Picard> wtf Mew why do i want to see that
35:00 <Picard> i want tits
35:00 <Floss> just eat nothing but quarter pounders for a week
35:00 <Picard> lol
35:00 <Picard> female tits
35:00 <Floss> theyd be pretty close
35:00 <Picard> im my face
36:00 <Floss> shave em maybe?
36:00 <Picard> in*
36:00 <Mew> loool
36:00 <Picard> Mew
37:00 <Loof> had shitloads of water still got a splitting headache
37:00 <Mew> I don't have any of boobs lol
37:00 <Loof> back when i used to drink every day i didn't get them
37:00 <Loof> shrugs
37:00 <partay> mew every chick has pics of their tits
37:00 <Floss> mine cant be messed with for at least another 2 hours coz fake tan
37:00 <Mew> Hnnnng fresh fake tan
38:00 <Mew> life is so much better with a tan
38:00 <Floss> yeah i smell pretty fucking good aye
38:00 <Loof> i'm considering a fake tan
38:00 <Mew> ayyy
38:00 <beehhh> birds snoring so loud
38:00 <Loof> i'm self concious of my white skin
38:00 <partay> floss pics kgo
38:00 <beehhh> i could hear him from here
38:00 <Floss> come to me i give you very very good price
38:00 <Picard> lol Floss
38:00 <Floss> super happy rocket ship
38:00 <Loof> but i dont like sunburn
38:00 <Loof> it gives you wrinkes
38:00 <Mew> lmao Floss
38:00 <beehhh> jungle birds snores loud
39:00 <Picard> Floss post ya pics
39:00 <Floss> of what
39:00 <Picard> boobs
39:00 <partay> your tanned tits
39:00 <Picard> penis
39:00 <Picard> we dont care
39:00 <Floss> bitch you SO want to see my penis.
40:00 <Rak> omg mew bewbs?
40:00 <Floss> its between my eyes like a unicorn
40:00 <Mew> u wot
40:00 <Floss> i dont know
40:00 <Floss> im just saying stuff
40:00 <Loof> wow floss you are a toss
40:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lg1qSPV_d8
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Aspire U - Minimalist design, maximum functionality (Jun 17, 2013) 2:01 - Category: Science & Technology - 23,190 views - 32 likes (82.1%), 7 dislikes (17.9%)
40:00 <beehhh> im getting this Loof
40:00 <Floss> the best one i have is me as a lion
40:00 <Mew> excuse me floss is a gr8 chatter
40:00 <beehhh> nvdia GTX 850
40:00 <Mew> 1 of my favs
40:00 <Floss> cause i am a lion now
41:00 <Floss> roar and such
41:00 <Floss> and what not
41:00 <Mew> get ya lion out
41:00 <doctor> please keep it quiet
41:00 <Floss> NO
41:00 <doctor> roaring is reserved for 6pm-8pm
41:00 <Floss> PAGING DOCTOR FAGGOT
41:00 <Mew> doctors orders
41:00 <doctor> this is quiet time now. do not disturb
41:00 <partay> irc needs a like button
41:00 <Loof> how much beehhh (in dollars)?
42:00 <Doodle> dr zorders
42:00 <Floss> zork
42:00 <Floss> is what i read
42:00 <Floss> then my brain went "toy story"
42:00 <Floss> i has a brain
42:00 <Floss> :)
42:00 <Picard> small?
42:00 <beehhh> they are shouting n lauging n chanting in mandarine for doctor
42:00 <Mew> braaaaains
42:00 <Doodle> lol mandarine
43:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZFZxEnB7ws
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dracula Untold Official Trailer #1 (2014) - Luke Evans, Dominic Cooper Movie HD (Jun 27, 2014) 2:36 - Category: Film & Animation - 4,134,422 views - likes (97.4%), dislikes (2.6%)
43:00 <Floss> lol mew i thought about doing zombie lion instead of just lion but i would prob melt under the makeup
43:00 <Doodle> i'm sorry i only speak banana
43:00 <Floss> cause you bruise easily
43:00 <Floss> and are high in potassium
43:00 <Doodle> ;)
43:00 <Floss> and people put you in their bottom.
43:00 <Doodle> :/
43:00 <Mew> and phallus shaped
44:00 <Floss> well when i say "people"....
44:00 <Floss> i mean dogs
44:00 <Doodle> :\
44:00 <Floss> :D
44:00 <Mew> Doodle pure filth
44:00 <Floss> im a bit weird atm
44:00 <Floss> might b the acrylic fumies
44:00 <Mew> yessss
44:00 <Loof> is Floss paul banks?
45:00 <Mew> nup
45:00 <Mew> she's a real person
45:00 <Floss> some guy asked me if i got high in the shop and all i thought was "fuck he knows... i musnt let him leave"
45:00 <British^Meat> damn, wish i had some maggi fusion noodles
45:00 <Loof> oh sorry then floss is cool
45:00 <Floss> im not
45:00 <Loof> oh smokes weed
46:00 <Floss> but im a person
46:00 <Loof> i take that back
46:00 <Loof> she's supercool
46:00 <Floss> oh god no lol
46:00 <Floss> im a walking ambarrassment
46:00 <Floss> AMARASMINT
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <Doodle> fkn hell
47:00 <Doodle> i was gonna watch the dark knight rises
47:00 <Doodle> but 2hrs 45min
47:00 <Loof> worth it
47:00 <beehhh> you have a down syndrome like others
47:00 <Floss> we r about to pop on 40 year old virgin
47:00 <Loof> it's a top movie
48:00 <Loof> i envy you not having seen it
48:00 <Floss> youre a top movie
48:00 <Doodle> ok Loof but i'm blaming you for my tired grumpy mood tomorrow
48:00 <Loof> lol
48:00 <Floss> public hols tomorrow
48:00 <beehhh> acer desktop are cool
48:00 <Floss> ITS NOT A SCHOOL NIGHT
48:00 <Picard> waste of 2hrs 45min or your life
48:00 <Floss> YAAAAY
48:00 <Doodle> it is here
48:00 <Loof> just take your mood out on everyone at work, you're quitting anyway
49:00 <Doodle> nah i finished there like 4 weeks ago
49:00 <Loof> ah k
49:00 <Mew> I'm watching the girl with seven mums on abc2
49:00 <Loof> sleep in then
49:00 <Doodle> i cant i'm waiting on a job offer and they will call if i sleep in
49:00 <Floss> i just started virgin
49:00 <Loof> is your car paid off?
49:00 <Doodle> nope
49:00 <Loof> damn
49:00 <Floss> lol his willy
50:00 <beehhh> coriander seeds are among wonder herbs
50:00 <Floss> coriander tastes gross
50:00 <Picard> im watching a chic flick
50:00 <beehhh> malaysian lad brings drugs in his curry powder
50:00 <beehhh> you should add lemon grass leaf to it
51:00 <Loof> mmm curry
51:00 <Loof> and turmeric
51:00 <Floss> Hey! Enjoy your orange!
51:00 <Floss> :D
51:00 <Loof> i once had so much carrot juice i turned orange
51:00 <Loof> no shit
51:00 <beehhh> i use organic turmeric only
51:00 <Loof> the beta carotene (sp?)
51:00 <beehhh> yup carrorts are best for eye
52:00 <Loof> i love carrot juice
53:00 <Loof> how's norell beehhh?
54:00 <beehhh> im cooking organic italian linguini seafood( nz mussel, fillet and prawns) with leggo's nepolitana sauce and with spanish olive pomance oil
55:00 <Loof> i had bbq today
55:00 <milk> you think people will bang up cardamon?
55:00 <Loof> still full
55:00 <Loof> had too much beer in the sun
55:00 <beehhh> beers are good makes you horny
55:00 <simba> oololol
56:00 <Loof> i'm too old to get horny
56:00 <Loof> or too stoned
56:00 <Floss> you should just lay down and die now loof
56:00 <Floss> whats the point
56:00 <Loof> more to life my dear
56:00 <beehhh> doesnt matter i used to have feelings once aswell
56:00 <Loof> much more
57:00 <Floss> than having sex?
57:00 <Loof> yep
57:00 <beehhh> Loof should i visit melbourne next year
57:00 <Maurice> No
57:00 <Floss> says the person that doesnt have sex
57:00 <Floss> lol
57:00 <Loof> i'm married
57:00 <Loof> hence no sex
57:00 <simba> Sex
57:00 <Thoth> mirza
57:00 <milk> you only need to have sex once or twice in your life to make babies
57:00 <Maurice> I'm married and I have sex
57:00 <beehhh> will the immigration harras me in the airport n put me on the show?
57:00 <Loof> dunno man
57:00 <simba> with unmarried men, Maurice
57:00 <Maurice> And women
57:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-photos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-0/10006987_667477593288625_2717974132696726753_n.jpg?oh=da59fc4fcec43d17927bbe47f1bf5670&oe=54BB526E&__gda__=1422648836_ce4a50869d078787b5b5cb425a951fcf
58:00 <Floss> and goats!
58:00 <Floss> :D
58:00 <Picard> randoms at the gloryhole 
58:00 <simba> and Seeds
58:00 <Maurice> But mostly with myself
58:00 <beehhh> 7.5 years after still no respect i get from anyone
58:00 <Floss> sex is god
58:00 <Floss> good even
58:00 <beehhh> i doubt anything goods are waiting for me there
58:00 <Floss> endorphins and human closeness and whatnot
58:00 <Loof> when ur young and dumb that's all there is
58:00 <Floss> LOL
58:00 <simba> beehhh go away
58:00 <Maurice> Probably not beehhh, so you should just stay away
58:00 <Floss> loof is so old and wise
58:00 <Floss> im just a silly young person
58:00 <beehhh> my senses are always correct if I die i have no remours
59:00 <Floss> SO WORLDLY LOOF
59:00 <Loof> sarcasm the lowest form of wit
59:00 <British^Meat> what do you bring to this channel beehhh?
59:00 <Loof> nice
59:00 <Loof> maybe this floss is a toss after all
59:00 <Maurice> Mostly tranny talk
59:00 <Maurice> You'll be on ignore soon Floss
59:00 <Maurice> Along with the rest of us
59:00 <British^Meat> Loof, the all knowing king of tossers
59:00 <Floss> loof, dont tell me you dont ever do something, and act holier than thou 
59:00 <Floss> cause then you are just a cunt
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