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00:00 <Quinn> Also lol
01:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgyJYei16EA
12:00 <Bastardly_One> well
20:00 <The_Baron> well indeed
21:00 <Maurice> Someones ipod just spoke and scared the fuck out ofm
21:00 <Maurice> e
29:00 <simba> cum
31:00 <Thoth> Bitches be posting photos of their babies on facebook...
31:00 <Thoth> I'm just sitting here thinking... cunts wrecked
31:00 <Maurice> Not everyone had a baby that way
31:00 <Maurice> Their smoos are probably perfectly fine
31:00 <Thoth> Still wrecked
33:00 <Thoth> The guy above me is nice. Today he let me hang a punching bag from his balcony, so I can work out on mine :D
34:00 <Thoth> Old italian guy. He stays up at night listening to our sex noises, then brings us fruit the next day and says "big nite eh? you young kids have fun?"
34:00 <Thoth> Best neighbour ever
34:00 <The_Baron> hahaja
35:00 <Thoth> Its funnier with his accent
35:00 <Maurice> I would be creeped out if my neighbour said anything like that
36:00 <Serenity> i still have vivid memories of when lily was only a baby in our unit
36:00 <Maurice> Especially since it's just me every week out of 5..
36:00 <Serenity> i was up at like 3am feeding her and the bird upstairs was coping a railing
36:00 <Serenity> fucking he'll she sounded like a pig getting stabbed
36:00 <Maurice> LOL
36:00 <Serenity> it was awful
36:00 <Maurice> Did you give her a standing ovation
36:00 <Serenity> hung my head out the window n told her to give it a rest
37:00 <Serenity> next morning we came face to face she went so red
37:00 <Maurice> Sex shame
37:00 <Serenity> hahah
38:00 <Serenity> couldnt believe how loud she was lol i lived there for almost 4 years and i dont think i ever heard anything like it before her
38:00 <Maurice> I bet she faked it
39:00 <Serenity> the guy looked a bit like chris so it wouldnt suprise me
39:00 <Maurice> LOL
39:00 <Thoth> Bitches just jealous
39:00 <Maurice> Sympathy orgasm
39:00 <Maurice> Which bitch
39:00 <Thoth> Yo bitch
39:00 <Maurice> Why would I be jealous
40:00 <Thoth> Why would you deny it
40:00 <Maurice> Are you high right now
40:00 <Thoth> Yes of course I am
40:00 <Serenity> im not sure whats happening
40:00 <Serenity> but i sure aint jealous
40:00 <Maurice> I'm confused
41:00 <Thoth> I was just thinking it sounds like the fake tits conversation
41:00 <Maurice> I don't know that convo
41:00 <Mew> boobies
41:00 <Serenity> wtf how
41:00 <Serenity> lol
41:00 <Thoth> Bitches just jealous
42:00 <Maurice> Wait
42:00 <The_Baron> boobies indeed
42:00 <Thoth> You're welcome.
42:00 <The_Baron> Mew, show ur boobies
42:00 <Maurice> Are we jealous of the chick who got boned by a chris lookalike
42:00 <Maurice> :S
42:00 <Serenity> i dont know
42:00 <Serenity> lol
42:00 <Thoth> /whois chris
43:00 <Mew> get ya cock out
43:00 <Thoth> Mew: its already out
43:00 <Serenity> yeah go on The_Baron gets his knobber our n mew gets her boozies out
43:00 <Mew> take pics and send in for the topic
43:00 <Serenity> out
43:00 <Serenity> we need knobs on it
43:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
43:00 <Mew> Its boiz week
43:00 <Serenity> mew needs to take a nipple shot
43:00 <Mew> go on
43:00 <Thoth> Knobs on eh
43:00 <The_Baron> nah, I'd rather not be the next johninja here
43:00 <Serenity> we dont have to put names on them
43:00 <Maurice> It's about time the guys showed
44:00 <Serenity> they never give the goods
44:00 <The_Baron> nah
44:00 <Thoth> The porn industry doesn't work that way, neither should here
44:00 <Maurice> Prudes
44:00 <Mew> pussies
44:00 <The_Baron> other than serenity, there has been no nips
44:00 <Thoth> Also sexting doesn't work that way
44:00 <Serenity> i just show my nipples all the time they dont really count
44:00 <The_Baron> I just ask chicks to show boobs on here to see if they will 
44:00 <The_Baron> mostly they don't
45:00 <Thoth> Also I haven't shaved in like a month. My penis is hideous. You bitches would love it too much
46:00 <Maurice> If you refer to us as bitches one more motherfucking time, I will put my foot so far up your arse you'll be able to taste the bottom of my shoe
46:00 <Thoth> Calm down bitch
46:00 <The_Baron> she actually won't
46:00 <Serenity> uh oh
46:00 <Maurice> I demand to know who broke him
46:00 <Serenity> yeah melbournes got to him lol
46:00 <Thoth> :D
46:00 <Maurice> Lol in a day
46:00 <Serenity> WHO WAS IT
46:00 <Serenity> EXPLAIN YOURSELF
47:00 <Thoth> Maurice: I came. Thanks buddy
47:00 <Maurice> I always cum when I login here
47:00 <Thoth> I only cum when I leave
47:00 <Serenity> im cumming right now tbh
47:00 <Maurice> Speaking of
47:00 <Maurice> The wevibe
47:00 <Maurice> Jesus fucking christ
47:00 <Serenity> omg did you give it a go
48:00 <Serenity> yes?!?!?
48:00 <Maurice> I think I died a little
48:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
48:00 <Serenity> did you stop breathing
48:00 <Serenity> i did
48:00 <The_Baron> jesus
48:00 <Maurice> It was amazing
48:00 <The_Baron> is it like a porable sybian or something?
48:00 <The_Baron> portable*
48:00 <Maurice> No
49:00 <Serenity> did cam like it?
50:00 <Maurice> Oh yeah
50:00 <Maurice> BZZZZZZZZZ
50:00 <Serenity> hahahah
50:00 <Maurice> Lol @ the pic on this http://we-vibe.com/we-vibe-4-plus
50:00 <Serenity> buzzies are good for boys too
50:00 <Thoth> keyword: "boys"
51:00 <simba> boith
51:00 <Maurice> I'd hardly call him a boy, he's old
51:00 <Thoth> A boy isn't merely a matter of age
51:00 <Serenity> we better stop Thoth is gonna get all jealous
51:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> LOL
51:00 <Maurice> No, you're proving this
51:00 <Thoth> Totes
52:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> buzz till it explodes
52:00 <Thoth> Is mad etc.
53:00 <Thoth> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t31.0-8/10547966_10152370491792005_6107412196989854414_o.jpg
53:00 <Serenity> i want the plus one Maurice
53:00 <Serenity> .. phone app
54:00 <Maurice> That'd be ace
55:00 <The_Baron>  https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10653518_846276115392313_2724351427476791514_n.jpg?oh=9e4c0b8e498b6b230b6685e58851190b&oe=546B97AD&__gda__=1415264277_cb4ef0c8eac43959a8f269edb09a0615
55:00 <The_Baron> can't wait for breakfast
55:00 <Serenity> yum
56:00 <Thoth> Hmm, this is Glebe. Theres probably someone with their own pig farm and butchery in their appartment somewhere...
57:00 <Thoth> I might ask the uni students where I can get some illicit bacon
58:00 <The_Baron> just don't ask the ones who are too leftie
59:00 <Thoth> The "diversity" ones who all talk the same?
00:00 <The_Baron> yep
00:00 <The_Baron> coz u know, "I'm an individual, just like everyone else"
00:00 <The_Baron> :P
00:00 <Thoth> heh, last time I did a job there... they were protesting some shit nobody cares about... might have been tony abbott
01:00 <Thoth> the dean gave us the order to remove protesters from the grounds, as it is private property
01:00 <Thoth> so every dipshit we encountered was "you can't remove me from here, I'm a student"
01:00 <Thoth> and much more offensive things, and assaults, etc.
01:00 <Thoth> because they believe in justice and no harm to anyone and so forth
02:00 <British^Meat> my grandad would call protestors "the great unwashed"
02:00 <The_Baron> aah protests are boring this day an age
02:00 <The_Baron> ppl actual smile at rallies now
02:00 <The_Baron> as if it were a picnic or a day out with nan
03:00 <Thoth> uni students don't
03:00 <The_Baron> where's the fucken turned over cars and riots?
03:00 <The_Baron> this is why I think protest is pointless
03:00 <Thoth> they throw rocks at the cops, then post videos on youtubes when the cops apprehend them claiming they're being unfairly treated etc.
03:00 <Thoth> trolls
04:00 <The_Baron> it just shows that thousands of ppl can get together, hold up a bunch of placards with witty memes/slogans, high five each other for being so terribly clever, and yet, still achieve nothing
04:00 <Thoth> nek minnit, they drop out of uni cause they're dumbasses
04:00 <Thoth> The_Baron: I like to refer to the tony abbott protests as the protests against everything
05:00 <Thoth> if you read the placcards, they really are about anything and everything
05:00 <Thoth> sometimes even liberal ideals :/
05:00 <The_Baron> yeah
05:00 <The_Baron> they have no direction
05:00 <The_Baron> and the powers that be are having a good giggle
06:00 <The_Baron> "oh look, no matter what we do, the worst thing that happens is shutting down lygone street"
06:00 <The_Baron> :P
06:00 <Thoth> I think it was the greens party who posted a pic on facebook... slandering abbott who stated "the biggest gathering in march is st patricks day"
06:00 <Thoth> in response to "march in march"
06:00 <British^Meat> my mate went to the march on March ones, or whatevs here in SA......
06:00 <Thoth> So anyway, 10,000 attended the protests and 100,000 went to drink the next day
06:00 <British^Meat> and he had a placard saying "BURN THE GREENS" You know, bud and the greens....
06:00 <Thoth> Shit was gold.
07:00 <British^Meat> And he had pple threatening him, coz "YOU CANT PROTEST AGAINST THE GREENS"
07:00 <British^Meat> so dumb
07:00 <British^Meat> its like they dont even know what the march was about
44:00 <BlackDevil> Snoopys_Gunship http://i1.wp.com/www.brobible.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/tumblrs-best-lebron-james-cropped-photo.png?resize=504%2C565
55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> just looking now BlackDevil
56:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha
09:00 <BlackDevil> Boy rescued from hot car after mother locks keys inside 
16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> LOL
23:00 <doctor> BlackDevil whats for dinner?
27:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks of course
30:00 <BlackDevil> my dick
30:00 <doctor> honey roasted cock skewers
31:00 <BlackDevil> you are the honey roasted
31:00 <BlackDevil> and my cock is skewered to me
31:00 <BlackDevil> lets mix
31:00 <stevenn> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/p235x350/10366307_10152427496183699_7150922673204273825_n.jpg?oh=d67fa1a968d49af86794820200d30dd7&oe=5477D641&__gda__=1417800638_20f8acb752271db38451b00daa80b67d
32:00 <stevenn> physio sooooooooooon yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
32:00 <BlackDevil> -id fap to that
32:00 <stevenn> anyone ever had a payout due to compensation ? accident ?
45:00 <BlackDevil> no
45:00 <BlackDevil> because you dont get hurt at work
46:00 <stevenn> haha
47:00 <stevenn> i do
45:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/qmSD0.jpg suprise!
47:00 <BlackDevil> cute girl
57:00 <stevenn> hhahahahhahh
58:00 <TheRon> be funny\
58:00 <Shadowgate> lol
58:00 <FredFlinstone> lucky you
59:00 <TheRon> i want tee pee for my bunghole
59:00 <TheRon> bubghole!!
59:00 <FredFlinstone> I had too much grog yesterday
00:00 <TheRon> is there such a thing?
00:00 <FredFlinstone> oh yes
00:00 <FredFlinstone> a tad sore today
00:00 <FredFlinstone> my chest that is
00:00 <FredFlinstone> fell into the side dresser
00:00 <FredFlinstone> hrd to turn the steering wheel
01:00 <FredFlinstone> ouch
01:00 <TheRon> did the mrs have a giggle?
01:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah right
01:00 <FredFlinstone> I think I was home before her
01:00 <FredFlinstone> not sure
01:00 <FredFlinstone> our memories are a tad fafed
01:00 <FredFlinstone> faded
01:00 <Mew> oooo she sounds like a party animal
01:00 <Mew> does she party in the bedroom?
01:00 <FredFlinstone> she doesnt drink any more
01:00 <FredFlinstone> no way
01:00 <FredFlinstone> doesnt even sleep in it
02:00 <TheRon> drinking might make her horny, can't have that
02:00 <Mew> aw :(
02:00 <FredFlinstone> she was the best drinker in the world
02:00 <Mew> why did she stop?
02:00 <Loof> zac making me change the game every 5 mins man
02:00 <FredFlinstone> then after the breast cancer
02:00 <FredFlinstone> she had it twice
02:00 <FredFlinstone> had her tit removed
02:00 <Mew> wb Loofibubble
02:00 <TheRon> ah yes
02:00 <Mew> that sucks FredFlinstone 
02:00 <Loof> ty :)
02:00 <FredFlinstone> I know
03:00 <FredFlinstone> her brain is mash
03:00 <FredFlinstone> totally fucked in the head
03:00 <Mew> far out
03:00 <Mew> you must be a really strong person
03:00 <FredFlinstone> she has a strange outloook on the world now
03:00 <FredFlinstone> well its actaully better now she moved out of the bedroom
03:00 <Mew> is the brain mash from the medication or the cancer?
03:00 <Mew> or both i guess
03:00 <Loof> FredFlinstone voted abbott
04:00 <FredFlinstone> the chemo sent her through menopause
04:00 <Mew> jesus thats a raw deal
04:00 <FredFlinstone> and the next cancer feeds off estrogen so she has medication to reduce it
04:00 <FredFlinstone> so its quite trying at times
05:00 <FredFlinstone> her hormones
05:00 <FredFlinstone> stuffed
05:00 <FredFlinstone> started with the kids actually
05:00 <FredFlinstone> each time it got worse
05:00 <FredFlinstone> then the chemo
05:00 <FredFlinstone> well 
05:00 <FredFlinstone> they ya go
05:00 <FredFlinstone> there
05:00 <FredFlinstone> she is a very negative person
06:00 <FredFlinstone> I am sure it is Karma
06:00 <Mew> yeah i bet :(
06:00 <Mew> what was she like before all this?
06:00 <FredFlinstone> well not as bad
06:00 <FredFlinstone> nowhere near it
06:00 <FredFlinstone> as I said she became obssessed with the kids
07:00 <FredFlinstone> apparently it can happen
07:00 <FredFlinstone> to the exclusion of me
07:00 <FredFlinstone> but she didnt think that of course
07:00 <FredFlinstone> it was all my fault
07:00 <Loof> my new case worker is giving me a free ps3 game he doesn't play
08:00 <Loof> and he doesn't screw up the injection
08:00 <FredFlinstone> not to worry I am enjoying myself now
12:00 <Loof> my psych actually told me today marijuana isn't the cause of schizophrenia and that it's genetic
13:00 <Loof> it just brings it on sooner in someone who is going to get it anyway
13:00 <Loof> so i would have got it anyway
13:00 <Loof> so many people lying to me for so long telling me the oppisite
13:00 <Loof> my entire family says my illness is my own fault
13:00 <Loof> rant over
13:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off
14:00 <ShadowLurker> noone cares
14:00 <ShadowLurker> really
14:00 <TheRon> i'm back in the ussr
14:00 <TheRiddler> there is no ussr anymore
15:00 <TheRon> sure there is
15:00 <TheRon> putin thinks there is
16:00 <TheRon> i play bowls on saturday
16:00 <Fez> 4:16!
16:00 <Fez> Breasts
17:00 <TheRon> thank christ, i thought that was the cricket score
20:00 <TheRon> is there anything breasts can't do??
20:00 <Fez> Yes
20:00 <TheRon> like what?
20:00 <Fez> Get smaller
20:00 <TheRon> i beg to differ
20:00 <Fez> I wont allow them
21:00 <TheRon> good man
21:00 <Fez> Just doin my bit
21:00 <TheRon> more people should be like you
22:00 <Fez> :)
22:00 <TheRon> fez is doing it for australia
23:00 <Fez> Someone had to
29:00 <TheRon> what's the frequency kenneth?
32:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj4nJ1YEAp4
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kenny Rogers - The Gambler [Original Video-Edit] 1978 (May 19, 2012) 3:32 - Category: Music - 3,619,934 - 13,853 likes (97.5%), 348 dislikes (2.5%)
32:00 <TheRon> best song like evr
38:00 <TheRon> who's watching utopia tonight??
38:00 <TheRon> so funny!!
42:00 <Mew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RwZu9W5Szs
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bob Dylan - Hurricane (original) (Apr 15, 2013) 9:09 - Category: People & Blogs - 1,913,437 - likes (59.6%), dislikes (40.4%) dislikes (40.4%)
43:00 <TheRon> nice!
43:00 <TheRon> maybe after mellencamp
44:00 <Mew> bens sister flawlessly sang the gambler and got a whole bus of people to join in on a drunk journey home after the horse races
45:00 <TheRon> thats not hard
45:00 <Mew> the next day i was like "you fucking nailed the gambler on the bus home last night" and shes like "i dont even know that song"
45:00 <Mew> but she knew every word while she was plastered LOL
45:00 <TheRon> my brother gets drunk and does sinatra
45:00 <Mew> nice
45:00 <Loof> fuck hangovers
45:00 <TheRon> kareoke he does it so casual 
45:00 <Loof> i dont drink
46:00 <Mew> ive got a method for hangovers now
46:00 <TheRon> and if there's no kareoke, he''' get his phone and some speakers
46:00 <Mew> you've gotta undo the damage BEFORE you go to bed that night
46:00 <Loof> i get a splitting headache off even one drink
47:00 <TheRon> you poof
47:00 <Mew> that sucks Loof 
47:00 <Mew> try goon
47:00 <Loof> lol
47:00 <Mew> im a goon advocate
49:00 <Mew> glass of goon with a dash of apple juice, beeeeewdiful
51:00 <TheRon> the odd shot of sambuca
51:00 <TheRon> plenty of soup left guys
52:00 <Mew> wtf
52:00 <TheRon> what?
52:00 <Mew> why cant i msg on facebook anymore :(
52:00 <TheRon> they found out who you really were?
52:00 <Mew> is vanilla galliano sambuca?
52:00 <Mew> i like that stuff
52:00 <TheRon> yes!
53:00 <Mew> thats what i get people to shot at the pub
53:00 <TheRon> some pubs won't do shots anymore
53:00 <TheRon> something about it being irresponsible
54:00 <Mew> yeah our local tried to do that
54:00 <Mew> it didnt last long though lol
54:00 <Mew> now they just do them until 9pm
56:00 <TheRon> stupid
57:00 <TheRon> the whole charm of going to a club, get smashed on sambuca and get the ambulance home
58:00 <TheRon> oktoberfest there's a cup or a mog but no stein
59:00 <TheRon> you need to be drinking out of something you can later take a swim in
00:00 <Loof> hurry the fuck up summer
00:00 <Mew> im sure clubs would still do them
00:00 <Loof> did a food journal in excel
01:00 <Loof> works out months daily averages of kj, fat, protein and carbs
01:00 <TheRon> is loof ok?
03:00 <Loof> lol microsoft is giving me 5 TERABYTES of online storage
03:00 <Loof> that's a fucken shitload
04:00 <TheRon> coles sacked 500 today
04:00 <TheRon> well done coles
05:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=k9e157Ner90
07:00 <doctor> those lazy bums
08:00 <TheRon> it's those auto things thats done it
08:00 <TheRon> the self serve checkouts
10:00 <Fez> Down down with self serve checkouts
10:00 <TheRon> those coles ads should have someone getting a bj
10:00 <doctor> it was in the HQ, so just useless office clerks, they tend to be on salaries. on the supermarket level its high turn over so they don't need to fire people, just not hire them
11:00 <doctor> i prefer self serve checkouts
11:00 <TheRon> they're great
11:00 <TheRon> i like the aldi system better though
11:00 <doctor> no aldi here unfortunately
12:00 <TheRon> damn
12:00 <TheRon> no pack groceries, just scan and done
12:00 <doctor> yeah, lifes rough in the west. often have to find our sustenance in the bins behind the supermarkets
14:00 <Loof> i hated having to tell people not to take shit out of the bins when i worked at maccas
14:00 <TheRon> i hate scott, he's a dick
14:00 <Loof> this one old guy is like "oh it's for me dogs"
14:00 <TheRon> south park reference
14:00 <Loof> sure sure
15:00 <TheRon> doctor, is it freo madness yet??
15:00 <Serenity> i love those self service checkouts
15:00 <doctor> lol
15:00 <Serenity> im faster than those doughey check out bints
15:00 <Serenity> and i dont have to talk to anyone
15:00 <Loof> hey serenity i told my doc i'm hearing voices
15:00 <Serenity> good
15:00 <Loof> she added an extra year to my community treatment order
15:00 <Loof> :(
15:00 <doctor> nah no freo madness, just general madness
16:00 <TheRiddler> your wife
16:00 <TheRiddler> 's
16:00 <TheRon> fair enough
16:00 <Loof> and is talking about upping my meds
16:00 <Loof> i'm getting a lawyer
16:00 <TheRiddler> .
16:00 <Serenity> why
16:00 <Loof> she told me i can to fight it
16:00 <TheRiddler> fight what?
17:00 <Loof> got my injection though so not all bad
17:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> im a faggot
17:00 <Serenity> why would you want to fight it
17:00 <TheRiddler> thanks for telling us
17:00 <Serenity> if you're hearing voices you need help
17:00 <Serenity> more than what youre getting
17:00 <Loof> i hate having to leave the house twice a month
17:00 <Serenity> ..
17:00 <TheRiddler> .
17:00 <TheRiddler> it's only twice a month
18:00 <TheRon> loof mental illness is nothing to joke about
18:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> yes it is
18:00 <Loof> get anxiety and paranoia
18:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> irc is full of hilarious socially retarted mentally ill fuckers
18:00 <Loof> on public transport
18:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> buy a car loof
18:00 <doctor> it's a mad world, hard not to be crazy
19:00 <TheRon> tears for fears?
19:00 <doctor> in fact if they call you mad, you're likely more sane
19:00 <doctor> good song TheRon
19:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> then im sane
19:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> i like sticking my dick in random holes in public toilets
19:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> toilet roullette
19:00 <TheRon> scott's a dick
20:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> i have a dick
21:00 <Loof> if i get off this community treatment order i only have to do a 5 min walk down the road for my injection, no public transport
21:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> what is your injection
21:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> viagra
22:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> bye fellow socially retarded fuckwit
23:00 <TheRon> please don't go full retard
23:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> too late
23:00 <TheRon> damn!
23:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> TheRon likes objects placed inside his poo poo hole
24:00 <TheRon> yep full retard
24:00 <doctor> that's just being rude
25:00 <TheRiddler> I think you're too young for this channel Social_Retard_Scott
28:00 <Floss> ABOUT TRE FIDDY
29:00 <TheRon> you gave tree fiddy to the loch ness monster?
29:00 <Floss> roun' about tree fiddy.
32:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> i am the oldest person in this channel
32:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> so you will all be too young
33:00 <Serenity> unless you're over 55 no you arent
33:00 <Floss> hmm doesnt sound like it Sport.
35:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> i am over 66
35:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> 55 sorry
35:00 <Floss> do you know numbers?
35:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> how does an over 55 sound on irc Floss? sport?
35:00 <Floss> thats very clever
36:00 <doctor> 56+ only please
36:00 <TheRon> if you ignore it will it go away?
36:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> explain that one sport
36:00 <Floss> oh dear ive taught it a new word
36:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> yes sport
36:00 <Serenity> sp0rt
36:00 <Serenity> spooort
37:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> look at the other channel you are in, thats mature sport
37:00 <Floss> ok, firstly flattered that you thoghtn highly enough to look me up, secondly, its not my maturity on trial, you cunt.
37:00 <Floss> thought even
38:00 <Serenity> are we not allowed to say cunts anymore
38:00 <TheRon> seems fair
38:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> thats chamring language , seems like you are only a teenager Floss
38:00 <Floss> id love that
39:00 <Serenity> being a teenager was ace
39:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> you sound very immature sport, i think you are too young for this channel
40:00 <Serenity> maybe you're too old for this channel
40:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> i might be too old
40:00 <ShadowLurker> dis cunt
40:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> i might be too young
40:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> ShadowLurker watch your language please sport
40:00 <Serenity> fuck off m8
40:00 <Floss> i think it mkight be time for some Shapes
41:00 <Serenity> what flavour
41:00 <Floss> the new fancy ones they were on special
41:00 <Floss> garlic and parmesan
41:00 <Serenity> yum
41:00 <ShadowLurker> lol sp0rt
41:00 <Floss> yeah i prefer them to crisps now
41:00 <ShadowLurker> eat a dick you fucking monger
41:00 <Floss> :o
42:00 <Floss> i prefer shapes
42:00 <Serenity> shapes and corn relish dip
42:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> suck my cheese filled foreskin sport
42:00 <Serenity> learn how to use some soap you grubby gronk
42:00 <ShadowLurker> eww
42:00 <ShadowLurker> thats fucked
42:00 <TheRon> Social_Retard_Scott: you're not impressing anybody
42:00 <ShadowLurker> why is there cheese there
42:00 <Floss> people of the channel i would like to formerly apologise for calling this rectal itch Sport.... 
43:00 <Floss> formally*
43:00 <Serenity> its all your fault floss
43:00 <Floss> fkn hell...
43:00 <Floss> i know :(
44:00 <Rak> i peed in that corner :/
44:00 <Serenity> good one rak
44:00 <Floss> bad.
44:00 <Rak> :(
44:00 <Floss> never mind the Shapes wernt there anyway, i wouldntve stayed put
45:00 <You_Missed_A_Semicolon> doctor and i are are 54. we are brudders from different udders
45:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont know your fucking name
45:00 <ShadowLurker> so what lets fuck
45:00 <You_Missed_A_Semicolon> -are
45:00 <Serenity> you said you were over 55
45:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> time for 1 more object
45:00 <Floss> and before that you were 66
45:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> in my rectum
46:00 <Floss> lol are you a kardashian?
46:00 <You_Missed_A_Semicolon> whatever he is. he must be old. it's dementia settling in
46:00 <Floss> someone get him a cheese sandwich and a weak cup of tea
46:00 <Floss> maybe thats all he wants
47:00 <Serenity> no cheese it makes old people gassy
47:00 <ShadowLurker> he wants a bonox and a nap
47:00 <Serenity> butter on saos
47:00 <doctor> i was born from the fermenting milk of a dying mountain goat
47:00 <Floss> tomato soup is always popular
47:00 <Floss> but he will prob get most of it on his brown cardigan
47:00 <TheRon> pork bone and vegie soup
47:00 <Floss> lol pork bone
47:00 <Serenity> clear liquids
48:00 <ShadowLurker> vitamized veggies and cuppa
48:00 <Floss> and a nice Logicol
48:00 <You_Missed_A_Semicolon> that's where the expression "kicked the bucket" came from doctor. where knocking over a bucket full of fermenting mountain goat milk teaming of life was tantamount to mass abortion
48:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
49:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaRQqXvpY50
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wednesday 13 "Bad Things" Official Music Video (Uncensored) HD! (Jul 6, 2010) 3:38 - Category: Music - 29,781 - 255 likes (98.1%), 5 dislikes (1.9%)
49:00 <ShadowLurker> i was born from the infernal fires of hell combined with the silky tears of a freshly slaughtered virgin
49:00 <Floss> serenity these shapes are sex
50:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> Floss, do you inser them in your rectum?
50:00 <TheRon> pork bone shapes?
50:00 <You_Missed_A_Semicolon> Shapes were banned from my Catholic school
50:00 <Floss> No, because that is not how people eat.
50:00 <dung_beetle> social scott,  when, where how
50:00 <You_Missed_A_Semicolon> but we did get the eucharist
51:00 <You_Missed_A_Semicolon> we only needed to turn 7 for that to be legal
51:00 <ShadowLurker> oh great
51:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7lOA0S1-cw
51:00 <ShadowLurker> oxygens here
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jimmy Barnes - Im Still On Your Side (May 28, 2009) 3:51 - Category: Music - 59,072 - 163 likes (98.8%), 2 dislikes (1.2%)
51:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> my mum had an infection in her eucharist
52:00 <ShadowLurker> you are an infection
52:00 <dung_beetle> oxygen happens to be everywhere shadown u numbskull
52:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off troll
52:00 <Floss> make it stahp
52:00 <dung_beetle> ?
52:00 <dung_beetle> are  u talking to me
52:00 <ShadowLurker> yes
52:00 <ShadowLurker> you cant hide
52:00 <ShadowLurker> ur shit at it
52:00 <dung_beetle> sorry  im not the person ur looking for
53:00 <ShadowLurker> im not looking for you
53:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> any guys in here want to lick the poo off my gooch?
53:00 <Floss> my fuckwit radar says different
53:00 <ShadowLurker> infact if you disappeared from existance id not care the slightest
53:00 <TheRon> i still smell fuckwit
53:00 <Floss> oh i got a bit on me
53:00 <Floss> lol
53:00 <ShadowLurker> theres plenty of fuckwith here today
54:00 <ShadowLurker> fuckwit*
54:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> the floss is scared to leave his house MWHAHAHHAH
54:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
54:00 <dung_beetle> i shall ignore you as i have no idea what your talking about
54:00 <ShadowLurker> idiot
54:00 <ShadowLurker> i win
54:00 <ShadowLurker> \o/
54:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> and he is having a go at others
54:00 <Social_Retard_Scott> he is a mental retard
54:00 <Serenity> oh my god
54:00 <Serenity> stahp
54:00 <dung_beetle> your prob looking in the mirror and talking about yourself as far as i know
54:00 <Floss> lol
54:00 <TheRon> i'm hanging out for tom jones on grand final day
55:00 <Floss> serenity help i scared
55:00 <ShadowLurker> its funny
55:00 <dung_beetle> not an uncommon practice on mirc
55:00 <ShadowLurker> theyre so dumb
55:00 <ShadowLurker> and they dont even know it
55:00 <dung_beetle> lots of deluded mentally ill outcasts on here, its no surprise 
55:00 <TheRiddler> soon the channel will be covered in their fecees
55:00 <TheRiddler> however it's spelt
55:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
56:00 <Floss> foosies
56:00 <Floss> :D
56:00 <ShadowLurker> fee cees
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
56:00 <TheRiddler> hai Floss
56:00 <Floss> hai
56:00 <Serenity> poopers
56:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin?
56:00 <Floss> apparently nothing caue im too scared to leave the house
57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
57:00 <TheRon> always remembering there ain't no second prize
57:00 <TheRiddler> I need ppl to join in playing cards against humanity with me
57:00 <ShadowLurker> then you got this boss who think he the don mega cos hes the head manager cheif chilli fry maker
58:00 <Serenity> what is this cards against humanity
58:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: freo win against sydney
58:00 <TheRiddler> it's a card game
58:00 <Floss> i went to freo hjs yesterday
58:00 <Floss> purple road :D
58:00 <TheRon> nice
59:00 <TheRon> i haven't been to geelong this week, probbaly a little nuts there
00:00 <TheRiddler> a black card is put down which has a question or statement with blank spaces and you use cards which can say something offensive
00:00 <TheRiddler> the best/funniest/most offensive wins 
00:00 <TheRiddler> http://pyx-3.socialgamer.net/
00:00 <Floss> offensive you say...
00:00 <TheRiddler> yes
01:00 <TheRon> is that code?
01:00 <Floss> its code for moustache
01:00 <TheRon> oh ok
01:00 <TheRiddler> I'll give a example
02:00 <TheRiddler> just as soon as I join a game for a brief bit
03:00 <Floss> is it online?
03:00 <TheRiddler> yes
03:00 <Floss> is it free
03:00 <TheRiddler> there's a offline version too where you print the cards out
03:00 <TheRon> the best things in life are free
03:00 <Floss> ok ill have a crack since i can do it from bed and its free
03:00 <Floss> these are m,y requirements
04:00 <psYbR> ashleighXtrinity, show boobs pls
04:00 <ashleighXtrinity> No thx
04:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79SNvZi3ltE
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Luther Vandross & Janet Jackson - The Best Things In Life Are Free. HD (Dec 1, 2011) 4:35 - Category: Music - 41,222 - likes (98.3%), dislikes (1.7%) dislikes (1.7%)
04:00 <TheRiddler> for example "Finally a service that delivers ____ to your front door"
04:00 <psYbR> pls ashleighXtrinity 
05:00 <Floss> cunt rags?
05:00 <ShadowLurker> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
05:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JGcKg64Rq0
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GoPro strapped to Drone quadcopter (Sep 3, 2014) 1:07 - Category: Autos & Vehicles - 3 views - 0 dislikes (0%)
05:00 <TheRiddler> cards used were 'the thong song' 'vajazzeled vagina' 'terabytes of horse porn'
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <psYbR> ashleighXtrinity don't be a prude
06:00 <ashleighXtrinity> -_-
06:00 <Floss> is their a card that has "your mum" on it?
06:00 <TheRiddler> probably
06:00 <TheRiddler> actually yes
06:00 <Floss> i would use that constantly
07:00 <TheRiddler> sometimes you get cards you can type anything on
07:00 <TheRiddler> so you can add your own answer
08:00 <TheRiddler> 1 person votes on the best 1
08:00 <Floss> lol dwight flushed his pirhanas
08:00 <Serenity> is this game free or what
09:00 <TheRiddler> yes
09:00 <TheRiddler> http://pyx-3.socialgamer.net/
09:00 <TheRiddler> you get a certain number of cards too
09:00 <Serenity> lol no its not! buy now for $25
09:00 <TheRiddler> huh?
10:00 <TheRiddler> you must be on the site for the offline version
10:00 <Floss> im up to putting in nicknae
10:00 <Serenity> http://cardsagainsthumanity.com/
10:00 <Serenity> Sorry. Sold out.
10:00 <Serenity> Aw…don't cry, buddy…hey, you can click the buttons below to download the pack in plain text or as a
10:00 <Serenity> print-and-play PDF.
11:00 <TheRiddler> that's why I linked http://pyx-3.socialgamer.net/ for the online version
11:00 <Serenity> theres nothing on that page
11:00 <TheRon> bobby brown rules
11:00 <TheRiddler> there is
11:00 <TheRiddler> scroll down to the bottom
11:00 <Serenity> jesus christ
11:00 <Serenity> how confusing for old people
11:00 <Floss> im in but the game is down or something
12:00 <Floss> mkay im in which game riddler
12:00 <Serenity> whats your name ash
12:00 <TheRiddler> same as here
12:00 <TheRiddler> I'm make 1 lol
13:00 <TheRiddler> password is melbourne
14:00 <psYbR> ashleighXtrinity, do you have a VF profile
14:00 <Serenity> how the hell do i pick more than one card
15:00 <ashleighXtrinity> No psYbR
15:00 <psYbR> so you don't mind if I link this VF profile I found then
15:00 <ashleighXtrinity> ...
16:00 <psYbR> send me boobs and I wont C:
16:00 <TheRiddler> pick hit confirm selection
16:00 <TheRiddler> then you pic the 2nd 1
17:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Fuck off psYbR :/
17:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=i3N2s7yVXZ4
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mark Morrison - Return Of The Mack (HQ) (Jun 1, 2011) 3:47 - Category: Music - 1,980,268 - 10,905 likes (98.8%), 132 dislikes (1.2%)
21:00 <psYbR> don't be like that ashleighXtrinity 
21:00 <simba> cum
22:00 <TheRon> you came?
22:00 <TheRon> 620 simba
23:00 <simba> thank u 
23:00 <TheRon> no worries
24:00 <psYbR> <ashleighXtrinity> Quit it or ill report you :/
25:00 <TheRon> fred tips for the finals?
26:00 <partay> Not Collingwood 
26:00 <TheRon> geelong freo port norht?
26:00 <Pieter> OMG AWESOMENESS IS HERE !
26:00 <TheRon> me?
26:00 <Pieter> HI PEOPLE WHO AINT ME !
27:00 <Pieter> *muahh*
27:00 <TheRon> what the hell was that?
27:00 <psYbR> check out this hawt ashleighXtrinity chick http://vampirefreaks.com/xashleighxtrinityx
28:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Eat a bag of dicks
28:00 <Rak> hehehehe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT7xc_XqYO8
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Louis CK Suck a Bag of Dicks (Oct 20, 2009) 6:01 - Category: Comedy - 291,354 - 1,169 likes (96.6%), 41 dislikes (3.4%)
28:00 <Serenity> god hes repulsive
29:00 <Rak> she has pretty eyes
29:00 <TheRon> bedroom eyes?
29:00 <Rak> i imagine she has the same eyes in every room
29:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=AEEINM01G7U
29:00 <partay> Fuck me eyes 
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Arrested Development - Everyday People (HQ Quality Uncensored) (May 13, 2011) - Category: Music - - 2,323 likes 13 dislikes
29:00 <psYbR> they're shit eyes
30:00 <Serenity> is that really her?
30:00 <partay> Psybr you are a virgin 
30:00 <psYbR> so i've heard
30:00 <Serenity> you cant post her stuff without her permission man
30:00 <Serenity> thats not on
31:00 <Rak> we're not icloud
31:00 <psYbR> eh, it's a public page
31:00 <Serenity> it doesnt matter
31:00 <Serenity> dont do it again
31:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Ban him!
31:00 <Serenity> is it actually your page ashleighXtrinity?
33:00 <psYbR> if she wasn't a 'she', nobody would care I'd linked her page tbh
34:00 <Serenity> well i would because its against the rules
34:00 <psYbR> can you imagine if someone defended lo for someone linking a picture of him?
34:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gC1xuVCBl4o
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: De La Soul - Ring Ring Ring (Ha Ha Hey) (May 1, 2008) 4:08 - Category: Music - 1,956,441 - 9,546 likes (98.9%), 107 dislikes (1.1%)
34:00 <Thoth> psYbR: no
34:00 <Serenity> people have been banned for linking pictures of chris he didnt already post of himself
34:00 <Serenity> same as everyone else
34:00 <psYbR> lol really?
35:00 <Serenity> yes
35:00 <TheRiddler> yes
35:00 <Serenity> because its against the rules.
35:00 <Serenity> its really not hard
35:00 <psYbR> I find that highly surprising tbh
35:00 <psYbR> ashleighXtrinity> Youre such a dickless shitbag-wearing cuntwagon
35:00 <Serenity> unfortunately for us. he posts his own pictures a lot
35:00 <psYbR> that is the best insult I've ever received
36:00 <Serenity> most offensive thing about that page is the horrible music it plays tbh
36:00 <Serenity> shes quite pretty
39:00 <psYbR> she's smokin
39:00 <psYbR> shame she won't get her gear out
39:00 <psYbR> not you Mew
39:00 <psYbR> hi Mew
39:00 <Mew> oh :(
39:00 <Mew> hi
39:00 <psYbR> you can if you like
40:00 <TheRon> you down with OPP??
42:00 <psYbR> office of public prosecutions?
42:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GekByQ8hs3E
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Glitterhouse - "I Love All The Love In You" (Nov 21, 2011) 3:50 - Category: Music - 1,132 - 6 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
42:00 <TheRon> naughty by nature
42:00 <FredFlinstone> and by name?
43:00 <Mew> yeah u know me
43:00 <TheRon> she down with OPP
43:00 <Mew> ;)
44:00 <TheRon> easy as 123
45:00 <psYbR> ashleighXtrinity is down with OPP
45:00 <tooheys> yeah you know me
46:00 <TheRon> see everybody is down with OPP
46:00 <tooheys> i like NBN'
46:00 <TheRon> i'm not down with nbn
47:00 <ashleighXtrinity> As long as its not yours psYbR, im down with anyone's P.
48:00 <ShadowLurker> who down with the clown
49:00 <TheRon> tony abbott?
49:00 <Rak> oh god did you hear what they did to our super today
49:00 <TheRon> no
49:00 <TheRon> hwat did they do?
49:00 <tooheys> fuck tony abbott
50:00 <TheRon> exactly
50:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=63ZIf2H9S0E
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tone loc - funky cold medina (Apr 18, 2009) 4:19 - Category: People & Blogs - 2,066,712 - 9,497 likes (98.6%), 137 dislikes (1.4%)
51:00 <tooheys> fuck anyone who has ever been involved with the australian government in any way shape or form
51:00 <tooheys> every single one of them deserves to be 6 feet under
51:00 <partay> Abbott needs to be assassinated 
51:00 <doctor> burn down the government!
54:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kY84MRnxVzo
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sir Mix A Lot Baby Got Back Best Quality (Sep 18, 2009) 4:15 - Category: Entertainment - 7,872,120 - 29,713 likes (97.6%), 746 dislikes (2.4%)
54:00 <TheRon> too early
54:00 <TheRon> ?
55:00 <doctor> that was good listening
57:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> serenity do you need anything from the shops
57:00 <SpanishGuy> Ashleigh Hi
57:00 <beehhh> Just find out carer visa no longer offered in straya
58:00 <beehhh> no superannuation, no jobs, no house what kind of a future are you offering to me
58:00 <Serenity> a giant dong
58:00 <doctor> need to get some money and buy your way in
58:00 <beehhh> carer visa no longer exist
58:00 <tooheys> australia only offers a future to those who come here illegally
59:00 <tooheys> couldnt give a shit about anyone else
59:00 <beehhh> http://www.immi.gov.au/Visas/Pages/836.aspx
59:00 <beehhh> Carer visa (subclass 836) This visa was permanently closed to new applications on 2 June 2014. No further applications for this visa are able to be made. The information on these pages is for people who are visa holders or who have a current subclass 836 application.
59:00 <doctor> yeah depends on how well you can play with peoples heart strings
59:00 <beehhh> i think i know a way
59:00 <tooheys> i thought u already had a few of those Serenity 
59:00 <Serenity> cant have too many
59:00 <Rak> TheRon:  http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/sep/03/employers-say-they-cannot-guarantee-wage-rises-after-super-delay?CMP=soc_567
00:00 <tooheys> do u have a big black one
00:00 <beehhh> you just dont chase things arent that favorable
00:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> giant dong it is
00:00 <Serenity> ive got a black vibrator if that counts
00:00 <doctor> steal a few kids with norel beehhh, then say you are being persecuted for being a minority or something
00:00 <tooheys> lol
00:00 <beehhh> old folks are forced to be back on the cart i mean back to skool
00:00 <TheRon> govt are always trying to screw us
02:00 <beehhh> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2740323/Threat-increased-bushfire-risk-looms-experts-predict-warm-dry-spring.html
03:00 <beehhh> find me at newfy when you wake up
03:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MYxAiK6VnXw
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: OutKast - Ms. Jackson (Nov 14, 2009) 0 - Category: Music - 25,256,530 - likes (98.4%), dislikes (1.6%) dislikes (1.6%)
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
07:00 <TheRon> is trout code?
08:00 <simba> ur code
08:00 <TheRon> i know
08:00 <simba> sorey ms jacksno (oo) i m 4 rael
09:00 <TheRon> lovw this song
09:00 <ashleighXtrinity> That song takes me back
09:00 <TheRon> i love the owl
11:00 <TheRon> any other songs port could play before games?
11:00 <tooheys> lol @ clarksons v8 blender
11:00 <TheRon> could port play better be home soon?
12:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ewRjZoRtu0Y
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: M.I.A. - Paper Planes (Jun 16, 2009) 3:25 - Category: Music - 50,173,740 - 225,751 likes (96.3%), 8,789 dislikes (3.7%)
14:00 <TheRon> we got the power to win..........
15:00 <partay> TheRon who's your team?
15:00 <TheRon> geelong, the greatest team of all
16:00 <partay> Oh
16:00 <partay> Sorry to hear that 
16:00 <TheRon> 3 prmeierships
17:00 <tooheys> i hate geelong
18:00 <TheRon> beating collingwood was the sweetest
18:00 <tooheys> yes that did improve my opinion of them
18:00 <tooheys> its always good when collingwood lose
18:00 <TheRon> indeed
19:00 <tooheys> pretty much everyone who goes for collingwood are fuckwits
19:00 <TheRon> my sister in law is collingwood
19:00 <beehhh> loof & i just skyped
19:00 <TheRon> my mother was until she was converted
19:00 <beehhh> feels so real
20:00 <beehhh> for 20 mins he sounds like a 25 year old
20:00 <TheRon> shake it like a polaroid picture
21:00 <partay> Beating Collingwood 2 years in a row in the gf wss also sweet 
23:00 <TheRon> port adelaide nad prison bars seems so appropriate
24:00 <tooheys> port adelaide are going to get their asses kicked this weekend
24:00 <simba> its good to wear them frequently
24:00 <simba> but better on our own terms
25:00 <simba> richmond will probably lose
25:00 <tooheys> i doubt it
25:00 <TheRon> don't take the tigers lightly
25:00 <tooheys> port should be piss easy compared to sydney
25:00 <simba> sydney in round 23 doesnt mean much 
25:00 <simba> they werent fighting for a spot
25:00 <TheRon> i know geelong didn't want to travel to sydney
26:00 <TheRiddler> they're going to cage up some tigers
26:00 <TheRiddler> :p
26:00 <tooheys> no they werent but im sure they still played their best
26:00 <tooheys> of course if franklin had have been in the game, richmond would have been absolutely fucked
26:00 <TheRon> syd no franklin
27:00 <TheRon> chop block to franklins knees could help
27:00 <TheRiddler> no franklin and no kennedy
27:00 <TheRon> last round means shit
27:00 <TheRon> look at 2007
28:00 <TheRon> \i know, quit living on the past
28:00 <TheRon> but its true
28:00 <tooheys> maybe franklin is not as important as everyone thinks
28:00 <simba> the real footy starts now
28:00 <TheRon> bring it
28:00 <tooheys> look how hawthorn are doing without him
28:00 <TheRiddler> kennedy is their biggest lost
28:00 <TheRiddler> he's like the center of the team
28:00 <TheRon> lance played on the wing in last years grand final
28:00 <simba> franklin is basically the best matchwinner in the game 
29:00 <tooheys> i dunno
29:00 <TheRiddler> who's captain of swans atm?
29:00 <TheRiddler> oh mcveigh
29:00 <simba> goodez
29:00 <FredFlinstone> bob skilton
29:00 <simba> oh yeah they rotate 
29:00 <TheRon> nobody can match the tomahawk
29:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
29:00 <tooheys> all good players have their good and bad days theres been plenty of times where jack riewoldt is better than franklin
29:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <TheRiddler> both have won colemans
30:00 <TheRiddler> franklin this year
30:00 <TheRiddler> and 2008
30:00 <TheRiddler> I think
30:00 <simba> i thought rough head was getting it this year
30:00 <simba> didnt even check to see who won
30:00 <TheRon> its tomahawk and franklin for all aus
30:00 <simba> damn
31:00 <TheRiddler> nah franklin kicked 9
31:00 <TheRiddler> and roughead got injured
31:00 <simba> schulz only ended up 5 goals off!!!!
31:00 <TheRiddler> or suspended
31:00 <TheRiddler> 1 of the 2
31:00 <TheRiddler> he was out of the last round so he couldn't catch up
31:00 <simba> such an even spread
49:00 <Bastardly_One> GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> oh oops wrong window
50:00 <Bastardly_One> still grrrrrrr, etc though
52:00 <psYbR> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1057262914301304
56:00 <simba> 4:1)
59:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> dub sack i got your back
01:00 <Bastardly_One> My Saturday has been turned on it's ear
01:00 <Bastardly_One> not happy Jan
03:00 <doctor> what were you planning?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I have the online event happening
05:00 <Bastardly_One> only what I was doing has been cancelled due to someone else being around 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> cunted
05:00 <Bastardly_One> gonna be sitting hitting refresh for hours instead
05:00 <Bastardly_One> fun!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> *this online event
07:00 <partay> What 
07:00 <partay> Cock cam event 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.the-pork.com/Topic1008608-41-1.aspx
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm Raven Wolf ... the co-instigator of the whole thing
10:00 <Doodle> sounds ominous
10:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> self inclusive coinstigator
11:00 <Bastardly_One> no, read the post
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I am doing most of the organising unfortunately
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the other guy is hardly around 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not ominious ... just a bunch of Dexter types
12:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
13:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> tl;dr;
13:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> Doodle
13:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10426340_684595108300843_465164597809551284_n.jpg?oh=d12816aa9f062fd216337a230c085241&oe=5477E32F&__gda__=1415626514_7963637b9dd8f5cc3df1114b61b78d05
14:00 <Doodle> hahaha
14:00 <Doodle> BLAM
14:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> BITCH PUDDING
14:00 <partay> LOL
19:00 <simba> me https://31.media.tumblr.com/60490e940f89e3013b87c8e8917b4cb3/tumblr_inline_nam4jyChax1qld2xr.jpg
21:00 <partay> Simba is that really you 
23:00 <Doodle> go and give it a swish for us will ya
23:00 <Doodle> ^_^
23:00 <Loof> will do mon
24:00 <Loof> :D
24:00 <Doodle> lol
24:00 <Doodle> killed anyone today
25:00 <Loof> just sperm cells
25:00 <Doodle> ah well, it's still early
25:00 <Loof> lol
25:00 <partay> By eating them 
27:00 <Loof> my psychiatrists has nice bewbs
27:00 <Loof> i'd eat her ass
27:00 <Doodle> olawd
27:00 <Loof> -s
28:00 <Doodle> dont let her hypnotise you or you're fucked
28:00 <Loof> lol
28:00 <Loof> wake up with my fly undone
28:00 <Doodle> and the police 
28:00 <Loof> rofl
30:00 <Loof> told my psych that i smoke weed every day
31:00 <Loof> she doesn't care :D
31:00 <Loof> long as i dont drink
31:00 <Loof> my case worker was lying about their attitude to weed
31:00 <Loof> gay cunt
31:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
31:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of weed
31:00 <Loof> got a new case worker today and he's already giving me ps3 games
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that cone was the best I've had in forever
32:00 <Loof> well 1 game
32:00 <Bastardly_One> what game?
32:00 <Loof> plus psn plus gives me a free game tomorrow 
32:00 <Loof> playstation all stars :D
33:00 <Bastardly_One> platform game I assume?
34:00 <partay> Loof you should rape and murder her then plead insanity 
35:00 <Loof> stool
35:00 <Serenity> jesus christ partay dont give him ideas
35:00 <Loof> partgay has been on my ignore since the dawn of time
36:00 <Serenity> oh
37:00 <partay> Awww 
37:00 <Loof> guess i'm the new serial killer now chris is gone..
37:00 <Loof> cool
38:00 <Bastardly_One> partay, that just means you did something right
38:00 <Loof> :D
38:00 <partay> LOL
38:00 <Bastardly_One> being on his ignore ... *gives you a badge*
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice and I have been there a while
38:00 <Bastardly_One> welcome!
38:00 <Loof> and my voices also say "EXCELLENT!"
38:00 <Serenity> i didnt even stay on the ignore long
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
38:00 <Serenity> you guys must be awful
38:00 <Bastardly_One> give me the badge back
39:00 <Bastardly_One> *taps foot*
39:00 <Loof> you're too entertaining Serenity
39:00 <Bastardly_One> knew there was something I forgot
39:00 <Serenity> why thank you
39:00 <Serenity> i do my best
39:00 <Serenity> try the veal
39:00 <Loof> lol
39:00 <Loof> plus you have nice nipples :X
40:00 <Loof> my wife's are fucked
40:00 <Loof> like the size of a small plate
40:00 <partay> Loof I love listening to your ramblings 
40:00 <Serenity> rofl
40:00 <Serenity> i do like my nipples more than normal
40:00 <Loof> that stud is so cool
41:00 <partay> Serenity as a professional courtesy I'll rate them 
41:00 <Loof> brb
41:00 <Serenity> theyre in the topic
41:00 <partay> For you 
41:00 <Serenity> go for gold
41:00 <Bastardly_One> who was going off about that
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah ... mrdanger
41:00 <Serenity> haha what/?
41:00 <partay> Repost
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the piercing
42:00 <partay> They're gone 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> what's with the piercing ... blah blah
42:00 <Serenity> oh
42:00 <Serenity> no ihe wasnt going off
42:00 <Serenity> he was asking why its so orange
42:00 <Bastardly_One> oh right ... 
43:00 <partay> Oh ive seen that piercing pic. 9/10 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna say ... not like they're big rings or anything
44:00 <Doodle> boobiesssssssssssssss
44:00 <Serenity> even my regular bars are smaller than that even
44:00 <Serenity> i dont wear those all the time
44:00 <Doodle> heh bar
44:00 <Serenity> well ever.. i was drunk and having a laugh lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you know, I want to date a homeless girl ... they'd be filthy in bed
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ;)
45:00 <Doodle> D:
45:00 <Doodle> get brown sheets like me
45:00 <Serenity> lol.
45:00 <Bastardly_One> shoosh you ... just because I stole a dad joke from you
46:00 <The_Baron> it's usually not so much dating as an honest exchange of sex and lodgings
46:00 <Bastardly_One> what search engine do israelis use?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> netanyahoo
46:00 <The_Baron> *groan*
46:00 <Bastardly_One> `kick Bastardly_One go home you're shit
47:00 <Bastardly_One> evening by the way 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron
47:00 <The_Baron> evernang b1
48:00 <The_Baron> well swift seems to dig that new track I be workin on
48:00 <Bastardly_One> the one you showed me?
48:00 <The_Baron> yeah
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well I have the shoulder pain back
49:00 <Bastardly_One> be lucky I said I liked it :P
49:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that was actual enthusiasm
49:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
49:00 <The_Baron> hard to tell with textg
49:00 <The_Baron> -g
49:00 <The_Baron> unless you like being called G dawg
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I wanted xm or someone else to give you an opinion too
50:00 <Bastardly_One> was distracted with ripping pain 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just less whingy about it ... at present
50:00 <Doodle> give it time
50:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
51:00 <Doodle> ^_^
51:00 <The_Baron> no pain meds?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> not half as bad as last time thankfully ... 
51:00 <Serenity> report that link ya cunts
51:00 <Doodle> lolol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> dude, I look like a druggy ... hard to get panadol even with a history
51:00 <Doodle> booobiessss
51:00 <Serenity> boooooooozies
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss the original pic
52:00 <The_Baron> I look like a druggy too, and nevermind, it's easy to doctor shop in the goldit
52:00 <The_Baron> goldie*
52:00 <Serenity> your reply will be something to the effect of 'get fucked'
52:00 <Bastardly_One> liinda's boobies are so good
52:00 <Serenity> b1 you sound like rolf harris every time you say that
52:00 <The_Baron> number 9
52:00 <The_Baron> not as sad as I thought
53:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna touch my wobble board?
53:00 <Serenity> no thanks.
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> did you throw up in your mouth?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I did 
53:00 <Serenity> yes
53:00 <Bastardly_One> :(
53:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> in her mouth
53:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> the keyboard
53:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, Serenity gave me an idea last time because nothing else worked
53:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> the floor
53:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> walls
54:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> errywhere
54:00 <Serenity> im not john on
54:00 <The_Baron> what's that?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and it works when I can do it ... sling it 
54:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> wot
54:00 <Bastardly_One> takes the pressure off ... the trap muscle holding your neck and head up too 
54:00 <Serenity> im not john ok**
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I missed that line 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the not john line
54:00 <Bastardly_One> gross
55:00 <Serenity> lol
55:00 <The_Baron> aahyeah
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you were only told Serenity
56:00 <Serenity> what
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw it but thought ... he cannot be serious
56:00 <Bastardly_One> sitting there in spew
56:00 <Bastardly_One> typing
56:00 <Bastardly_One> disgusting
56:00 <The_Baron> who da fuck!
56:00 <The_Baron> ?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> johninja
57:00 <Serenity> oh yeah he spewed on his keyboard
57:00 <Bastardly_One> he was drunk at 5pm once in a hotel room in melb 
57:00 <Serenity> n sat there tying away
57:00 <Bastardly_One> spewed over himself, the keyboard
57:00 <Bastardly_One> through his nose
57:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and kept going
57:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> smoke weed
57:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> it's healthier
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I am 
58:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> ok
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and I dunno about that
58:00 <Serenity> be sober
58:00 <The_Baron> weed aint enough for nerve/neuropathic pain
58:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit 
58:00 <Serenity> helps for pms
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and I got a chinese deep tissue massage and was almost cured
58:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what I did?
58:00 <The_Baron> yeah that aint neuropathic pain though
58:00 <Bastardly_One> accidently slept on it 
58:00 <Serenity> i know that!
58:00 <The_Baron> muscular, imflamation, cannabis is top 
58:00 <Serenity> im just saying it helps
59:00 <Bastardly_One> so I wasted 60 dollars in the end
59:00 <Bastardly_One> by ruining the work
59:00 <Bastardly_One> by sleeping on it 
00:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> so how many chicks wanna chat about life or anything really?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs ... not like I have an excessive head ... fucking fix yourself already cunt
00:00 <Bastardly_One> if I could swim I'd be set
00:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> `seen chicks
00:00 <Bastardly_One> try a poultry farm
01:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> bastardly_one have you got anything to chat about?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> no, but I chat a lot 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, oi
01:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> ok
01:00 <The_Baron> yo?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that reminds me 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Prong in Nov
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yay!
01:00 <The_Baron> what?!?!
01:00 <The_Baron> they comin to brissie?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno
02:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> i ate some really good icecream tonight
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the new album is good too
02:00 <The_Baron> fucken hell
02:00 <The_Baron> a new album
02:00 <The_Baron> so outta the loop
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I just found out
02:00 <Bastardly_One> like now
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> hi Loof
02:00 <Loof> sup romeo
02:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> :)
02:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> :P
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Beg to Differ
03:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> how ya been?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> what an album
03:00 <Loof> my doc told me it's ok to lose weight as fast as i want
03:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> ah i c
03:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> Loof do you eat burgers?
03:00 <Loof> so i'm going to cut myself down to less than 8000kj a day
03:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> i ate a burger yesterday
03:00 <Loof> i'm sick of maccas
04:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> ah i c
04:00 <Loof> hj is too far away
04:00 <tooheys> pfffft how can u be sick of maccas
04:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> hungru jacks?
04:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> hungry jacks?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron
04:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> Loof got any food in the fridge?
04:00 <doctor> loof, bacon and eggs are very difficult to get sick of
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Hi-Fi Bar for you Nov 20th
04:00 <The_Baron> goddamn, spent soo much money on other tickets lately
04:00 <The_Baron> should I really?
05:00 <doctor> yes
05:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> doctor got any food in the fridge?
05:00 <The_Baron> aah fuck it
05:00 <Loof> yeah the breakfast menu is good doctor
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and the next day for me
05:00 <Loof> muffins ftw
05:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> muffin
05:00 <doctor> plenty of food alien
05:00 <Bastardly_One> they play the hifi down here on the 21st
05:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> ahh cool
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and then canberra on the 22nd
06:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.theaureview.com/news/prong-announce-debut-australian-tour-dates-for-november
06:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
06:00 <The_Baron> still, fuck still gotta get Soundwave tickets when those come out too
06:00 <The_Baron> aah GODDAMN IT
06:00 <The_Baron> why is there so many good bands coming to this country
07:00 <Bastardly_One> because word has gotten around again 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like 20yrs ago
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but next gen style
07:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> chicken!!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> we have some of the best audiences in the world
07:00 <The_Baron> makes sense that actually
08:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> anyone masturbate today?
08:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> --
08:00 <Zade> lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I cannot believe Prong are coming though
08:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
08:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> ive been riding a horse with no name
08:00 <Bastardly_One> next the Swans will tour
09:00 <Bastardly_One> or ... there is one metal band I really want to see live
09:00 <The_Baron> yeah I can't either
09:00 <The_Baron> also weird since I mentioned them last night
09:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> Bastardly_One how many giga bytes can your computer hold?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> not just because one of the singers is going to have my babies either
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmm, I had to think what this lappy is for a sec
09:00 <Bastardly_One> 500
10:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> ok
10:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> :)
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is ... but 
10:00 <Serenity> 500? fuck
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd love to see Lacuna Coil live
10:00 <Serenity> i think i downloaded that in the last 3 days
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I have externals Serenity
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I aint got the room for a tower IMO
10:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> anyone doing drugs tonight?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> so I use a lappy and externals
10:00 <Serenity> no romeo ffs
10:00 <The_Baron> other than smoking a buttload
10:00 <The_Baron> nope
11:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> the desert had turned to sea
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm smoking too much today/tonight
11:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> --
11:00 <Serenity> 1080 calories in a hungry jacks quad stacker
11:00 <Serenity> D:
11:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck me how can anyone eat one of those?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel ill thinking about one
11:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> i want a big mac with a whopper
11:00 <Serenity> put it in your mouth
11:00 <Serenity> and chew it
11:00 <Serenity> ive had a triple one
11:00 <Serenity> theyre delish
12:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> id smash 4 of em
12:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> i had nachos  X 2
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not a big red meat fan ... nothing to do with taste ... it's texture
12:00 <Bastardly_One> so, too much for me
12:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> thats what she said
12:00 <Serenity> lucky cock is pink
13:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
13:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> i have some mad chicken
13:00 <Bastardly_One> mine isn't
13:00 <Serenity> i do not
13:00 <Serenity> want to know
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the part of me that is maori
13:00 <Serenity> what colour
13:00 <Bastardly_One> tmi
13:00 <Serenity> your wang is
13:00 <Bastardly_One> too late
13:00 <Bastardly_One> imprinted on your mind now
13:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> anyone got booze?
13:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP ROMEO
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Prong touring though
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a bit excited 
13:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> i vot we ban him
14:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> all in favour sa i
14:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> say i
14:00 <Serenity> youd ban everyone
14:00 <Serenity> calm down lady
14:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> fuck my typing
14:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> foooooooooooooooooooood
14:00 <Bastardly_One> seems like I will get a few tours in before my last big thing
14:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
14:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> hi simba
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and all free except the gathering 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, I'll find out how much for ya 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> seeing as I don't have to care :D
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I was told by someone on FB 
15:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> Bastrdly_onw how was your day?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I got the dates for your benefit
15:00 <Bastardly_One> My day was ... interesting
15:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> cool
15:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> how was it interesting?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I knew you were going to ask that 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> just things interesting to me for good or bad 
16:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo>                                                        hey BlazeYaDeadHomie how does it feel how does it feel  HOW DOES IT FEEL
16:00 <Bastardly_One> would bore the life out of anyone else or be irrelevant, etc
16:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> wot
17:00 <Nick-the-Ninja> My new clown name yo!
17:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> its shit
17:00 <Serenity> just no
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ you two
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I did it 
17:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> BastALY One did you sleep well last night?
17:00 <The_Baron> hope it's not too pricey
17:00 <The_Baron> prong that is
17:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> BastArDLY One  *
18:00 <Bastardly_One> $50 ish I'd suggest
18:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing is pricey for hifi bar gigs
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you know it's medium scale pricing
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I sleep well all the time
18:00 <Bastardly_One> when I sleep that is 
18:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> youd be more of a gopheratric
18:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> cool
19:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> BastArDLY One got any souveniers from holidays?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, lack of brain cells
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that's my souvineers
20:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> i c
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and plenty of memories
20:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> chicken chickenb chicken
20:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> boo of memories
20:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> booK* of memories
21:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> so who's still single?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> someone told me I should write a book ... why? I have chat 
21:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> im hell hungry
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> ..
22:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> masturbation.
22:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> hehe
22:00 <Bastardly_One> this new prong is different
22:00 <Bastardly_One> the vocals are more polished
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're slightly faster
22:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> Bastardly One are you still single?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, women have standards 
22:00 <Serenity> romeo he doesnt want to fuck you
22:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> woah
23:00 <\aLiEn8D_Romeo> masturbation.
23:00 <Serenity> :|
24:00 <TheRiddler> lol
24:00 <TheRiddler> man he's so annoying
24:00 <Bastardly_One> understatement 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I've asked him straight out about the rumour of him having an acquired brain injury and he says he has
25:00 <Serenity> i wish i had chocolate
25:00 <The_Baron> goddamn it, I am actually starting to enjoy dancecore
25:00 <Bastardly_One> so I tend to humour him
25:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, time to get off the drugs
25:00 <The_Baron> yeah prolly
25:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/gizmode/perfume-polyrhythm-gizmode-wtf
25:00 <The_Baron> though this is the most creative remix of a shitty jpop song
28:00 <Bastardly_One> not in the mood for that 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> get off the drugs m8 
28:00 <The_Baron> hahhaa
29:00 <Bastardly_One> this new prong album is heaps faster than usual though
29:00 <The_Baron> what's it called?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe they think they're finally flotsam Jeston
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Ruining Lives
30:00 <Bastardly_One> spotify it if you cbf'ed downloading
30:00 <The_Baron> just got it on youtube atm
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm sampling White Zombie
30:00 <Bastardly_One> how ironic is that?
30:00 <The_Baron> fuck me
31:00 <Bastardly_One> sampling sampling
31:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
31:00 <The_Baron> opening chords and already sucked in
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yes it's faster 
31:00 <The_Baron> reminds me a lil of SYL
31:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... the bass is still there ... 
32:00 <The_Baron> nah just this first track, it so has that SYL feel
32:00 <Bastardly_One> more ... flotsam jeston with Jason Newstead maybe
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, samples gained
32:00 <Bastardly_One> cbf'ed doing anything else right now
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Rob Zombie will never hear it to sue anyway so who cares?
33:00 <The_Baron> yeah I did a few white zombie remixes 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll never finish the idea I have
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> this is a riff steal
33:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv568AzZ-i8
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: What We Do in the Shadows - Official Trailer (Apr 30, 2014) 2:23 - Category: Film & Animation - 825,043 - 7,137 likes (98.7%), 95 dislikes (1.3%)
33:00 <Bastardly_One> several riffs
33:00 <The_Baron> I like using guitar samples, then just chop and pitch shift each segment to create new riffs
33:00 <The_Baron> and with some resampling, u can get some wild effects
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I just stole most of devil man 
34:00 <The_Baron> hahahá
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and electric head part i and ii
34:00 <The_Baron> I, Zombie
34:00 <The_Baron> that one is hell fun to rip
34:00 <Bastardly_One> actually
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I might just remix devil man 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> fun song
34:00 <The_Baron> go for it
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he didn't over do that 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I mean 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you *could* overdo it 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> with some thought
35:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, give me a good track straight off the top of your head
35:00 <The_Baron> what I really have wanted to remix is some Primus
36:00 <Bastardly_One> with the perfect Tom Araya scream
36:00 <The_Baron> and fuck they can be challenging to remix
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I've just had an idea for that too
36:00 <Bastardly_One> btw
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that last Zombie album
37:00 <Bastardly_One> what a snooze fest
38:00 <Loof> Primus!
38:00 <Loof> fuck yeah
39:00 <The_Baron> and yeah Zombie has been shit since 1998
39:00 <The_Baron> :P
39:00 <Loof> rob zombie?
40:00 <Loof> astrocreep
41:00 <The_Baron> astrocreep was like 96
42:00 <Loof> yeah
43:00 <Loof> i wanna listen to that now
45:00 <Bastardly_One> holy shit
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I got lost
45:00 <Loof> my psychiatrist told me today weed doesn't cause schizophrenia
45:00 <Loof> only brings it on sooner in those who'll get it anyway
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it *can*
45:00 <The_Baron> that is correct
46:00 <Bastardly_One> induce it 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin enter key
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, he just said that
46:00 <The_Baron> hell better to learn early than later down the track I say
46:00 <Loof> so many people telling me i caused my schizophrenia
46:00 <Loof> so many
46:00 <Bastardly_One> oh here we go 
46:00 <Loof> now my doc drops this bombshell
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he is going to use this as an excuse not to improve himself
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and keep smoking and making it worse
47:00 <Bastardly_One> awesome, more bullshit denial
48:00 <Loof> wish i had some kush
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I am in the middle of a strange conversation ... Raven Wolf and Raven Anger and people think I'm her and she's me
48:00 <The_Baron> haha
48:00 <Walley> I wish I had your mum, doesn't life doesn't revolve around what we wish for
48:00 <Walley> but*
49:00 <Loof> fuck it i'm chopping up another gram
49:00 <Bastardly_One> what do you think of the new Prong?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> told you it was faster eh?
50:00 <Loof> ah shit my meds will kick in in half an hour
50:00 <Loof> better not
50:00 <Loof> cig
50:00 <The_Baron> new prong = fuck yeah!
51:00 <The_Baron> I like it
51:00 <The_Baron> it aint ground breaking
51:00 <SpanishGuy> Hi AshleighXtrinity 
51:00 <SpanishGuy> how are you ?
51:00 <The_Baron> but it sure satisfies that balls out rock itch
51:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Good thx :)
51:00 <Bastardly_One> did I say it was?
51:00 <The_Baron> and making me lean more towards getting tickets to see them
51:00 <The_Baron> nah u didn't
51:00 <The_Baron> just sayin
51:00 <Bastardly_One> it's faster though ... dunno if I like faster
52:00 <The_Baron> tempo doesn't bother me
52:00 <Bastardly_One> still has it's 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Prong though
52:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking enter key
52:00 <The_Baron> ye
52:00 <The_Baron> it's solid
54:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFi4YunHFNQ
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lacuna Coil - Swamped [HD 720p] (Nov 8, 2009) 3:52 - Category: Music - 460,241 - likes (98.8%), dislikes (1.2%)
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oldie but goodie
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the mother of my children
54:00 <Walley> oh, hello there vampire bloodlines
55:00 <simba> gAy
55:00 <Thoth> Hi there, handsome
55:00 <Walley> Nah that song, was used in that game
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it was
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that game was buggy huh?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I played it all anyway
55:00 <Walley> yeah but such a good game you could look past it
55:00 <Walley> plus community patches these days
56:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont own it anymore
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that PC went in a housefire
56:00 <Walley> Sounds exciting
56:00 <Bastardly_One> not really 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah fucking great game
56:00 <Bastardly_One> they should reboot it 
57:00 <Walley> True, but probably not a profitable enough idea
57:00 <Walley> unless someone big got behind it
00:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTT6picaCoQ
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LACUNA COIL - Trip The Darkness (OFFICIAL VIDEO) (Dec 14, 2011) 3:19 - Category: Music - 6,860,090 - 52,954 likes (98%), 1,085 dislikes (2%)
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Christina sings less in this but still fucking awesome
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I like those Century Media epic chick bands
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and Napalm Records rah rah rah chicks
01:00 <simba> ༼ ºل͟º ༽
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll shut up now
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but if I manage to clone Christina Scabbia
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll never see me again
05:00 <Serenity> good
05:00 <Serenity> bye
05:00 <ping> dick
06:00 <ping> head
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm never cloning her am I ... suffer :D
06:00 <simba> ༼ ºل͟º ༽
07:00 <Serenity> what a shame
08:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed, loss/loss
11:00 <Serenity> oh
11:00 <Serenity> pingnis kris
11:00 <Serenity> ping is
12:00 <ping> yeah
12:00 <ping> its a meee
12:00 <ping> :)
12:00 <Serenity> qas wondering who the fuck you were lol
12:00 <Serenity> was
13:00 <Q{> http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-29013841
17:00 <ping> i wasnt giving you shit
17:00 <ping> when i said dick head
20:00 <simba> whos kris?
21:00 <ping> i am
22:00 <Serenity> speedmonkey
22:00 <simba> kool
28:00 <Thoth> speedmonkey eh
29:00 <Thoth> monkeys eat their own vomit and shit, therefore, I wonder if he gets a buzz from that
29:00 <Mew> holy stig
29:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/kA4ue.jpg
30:00 <Thoth> Your that guy at the beach eh...
31:00 <Serenity> imagine how painful sunburnt nipples would be
31:00 <Serenity> D:
31:00 <Walley> Probably not that painful.
31:00 <Walley> Compared to normal sunburn
31:00 <Walley> lol
31:00 <Serenity> ... bullshit
32:00 <Walley> Nipples are sensitive to being pinched and grabbed and shit
32:00 <Walley> but the skin is just skin
32:00 <tooheys> wtf
32:00 <Serenity> man nipples maybe
32:00 <Serenity> womens nipples are more sensitive to touch and everything
32:00 <Walley> Well for science i'll come over and grab yours if you'd like
32:00 <Walley> then burn them
32:00 <tooheys> if theyre sensitive then obviously being burnt is going to hurt more than normal skin
32:00 <tooheys> u dont have to be a genius to work that out
32:00 <Walley> Lol that made me laugh tooheys
33:00 <Walley> you just sounded like such a dumbass imho
33:00 <tooheys> you're the one who sounded like a dumbass, dickhead
33:00 <Walley> Go cry to your mum
33:00 <Serenity> this argument is strange
34:00 <Thoth> tooheys: what do Jewel's tits look like? 
34:00 <tooheys> wtf
34:00 <tooheys> how would i know
34:00 <Serenity> foot socks with sand in the bottom
34:00 <Thoth> I WIN
34:00 <Serenity> +y
35:00 <Thoth> Fuck you, I just do
35:00 <Serenity> the y was for the foot socks
35:00 <Serenity> not you
35:00 <Serenity> CALM DOWN SON
35:00 <Thoth> Well fuck you anyway
35:00 <Serenity> no thank you i just ate
35:00 <Walley> You say foot socks as if there's a different kind, like socks that go on your head
35:00 <Serenity> i meant footy socks
35:00 <Serenity> far out
35:00 <tooheys> why did u ask that thoth
35:00 <Walley> Foot socks is a proper term anyway i'm just talking shit
36:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/Y34F1.jpg
36:00 <Thoth> A little birdy told me you might have pictures to share
36:00 <TheRiddler> cool fruit art
36:00 <TheRiddler> watermellon fetus
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <Thoth> I think it was a lyer bird
36:00 <Serenity> thats the fucking strangest thing ive seen today
37:00 <Thoth> Irony, an athiest can't eat it but a catholic can.
42:00 <Serenity> athiest cant?
42:00 <Thoth> weak stomach
42:00 <Thoth> catholics are used to blood and gore
42:00 <Thoth> Thats why most nurses are catholic
42:00 <The_Baron> as an athiest, I say, bring me all ur baby shaped fruit to devour
42:00 <Thoth> That should be a topic
42:00 <Serenity> i see
43:00 <Walley> I'm skeptical of whether most nurses are catholic in this day/age
43:00 <Walley> the old ones maybe, but that's more the era
43:00 <tooheys> thoth what do your mums tits look like?
43:00 <Serenity> maybe by family default
43:00 <Serenity> but not actively
44:00 <Thoth> tooheys: surprisingly perky. More perky than Serenity's anyway
44:00 <TheRiddler> .
44:00 <Thoth> Thanks for asking
44:00 <tooheys> lol
44:00 <tooheys> ill pay that
44:00 <Serenity> LOL Thoth has a buzz in his bottom
45:00 <Thoth> DVDA
45:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/b5dJc.jpg
46:00 <Walley> Photoshopped/airbrushed/professionally photographed chics are so dull to look at
46:00 <Walley> like looking at plastic
47:00 <Thoth> If its going to be plastic, it may as well be in her tits
47:00 <Walley> I dunno, I haven't seen many good looking pairs of fake tits either
48:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/Wta3A.jpg
49:00 <TheRiddler> I lol'd
49:00 <Serenity> depends how the tits are done tbh
49:00 <Serenity> some can look very natural
49:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKURr_YoNXI
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Orgazmo Trex scene (Aug 15, 2009) 1:51 - Category: Film & Animation - 174,453 - likes (96.7%), dislikes (3.3%) dislikes (3.3%)
49:00 <TheRiddler> they dont look fake to me
50:00 <TheRiddler> there's a fair amount of sag
50:00 <Serenity> that pic you posted they arent
50:00 <Walley> You seem like a bit of an expert on this topic serenity
50:00 <TheRiddler> most fake tits look like they have permanent bras put inside
50:00 <Serenity> i have tits. i have friends who have tits
50:00 <Serenity> real and fake ones
50:00 <The_Baron> yeah those aren't fake
50:00 <Serenity> thats about as expert as i am
50:00 <tooheys> bullshit those arent fake
50:00 <The_Baron> however the pic is photoshopped
50:00 <TheRiddler> .
51:00 <Serenity> yeah its photoshopped to the shit
51:00 <Serenity> but theyre real boozies
51:00 <The_Baron> yep
51:00 <TheRiddler> airbrushed
51:00 <tooheys> not imo
51:00 <TheRiddler> no blemsishes
51:00 <The_Baron> they are lopsided enough
51:00 <tooheys> anyway fake or not, theyre shit
51:00 <TheRiddler> .
51:00 <Serenity> o.O
52:00 <TheRiddler> he likes jewel's granny tits
52:00 <Serenity> tough crowd in here
52:00 <Walley> Her nipples slant at 15-20 degrees, hence tits are shit
52:00 <The_Baron> when implants are put in, they usually have one implant smaller than the other to make em more symmetrical
52:00 <Walley> scientific proof
52:00 <Walley> or areolas i should say
52:00 <tooheys> i said HER tits are shit, i didnt say they all are did i
52:00 <The_Baron> so one thing all fake tits have going for them is unnatural symmetry
52:00 <Serenity> yeah most real boobs arent symmetrical
52:00 <Serenity> at all
52:00 <The_Baron> no real ones are at all
52:00 <Walley> I'd respect a girl who gets breast implants that make her tits shaped like cubes
52:00 <Serenity> they use photoshop to fix that up a lot too
53:00 <Thoth> The more you people talk the more evident it is how little you know
53:00 <The_Baron> even the most seemingly perfect real breasts, will have an asymmetry
53:00 <Walley> Thoth, mate, I sucked on my mumma's titties for like a year as a little fuck, i'm a pro on tits
53:00 <Serenity> is Thoth going to school me on tits now
53:00 <Serenity> this should be good
53:00 <The_Baron> so school us Thoth
54:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/o98Rx.jpg
54:00 <TheRiddler> lets play rate those tits lol
54:00 <tooheys> 1
54:00 <Walley> that lack of space between them in the middle
54:00 <Walley> looks a little odd
55:00 <tooheys> too tall, nipples too high up
55:00 <Serenity> those are fake
55:00 <tooheys> terrible tits
55:00 <The_Baron> I wouldn't necessarily pass on them ;)
55:00 <The_Baron> :P
55:00 <Serenity> theyve just put the implants in without moving the niple
55:00 <tooheys> well im not saying i would either The_Baron 
55:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/a1BT6.jpg
55:00 <Serenity> +p
55:00 <tooheys> even shit tits are good
55:00 <Walley> i can find pictures arguing otherwise
55:00 <Walley> like, REALLY shit tits
55:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
56:00 <Serenity> yeahhh i dont agree with that tooheys lol
56:00 <Serenity> ive seen some shocking boobs
56:00 <The_Baron> yeah I seen a whole bunch on efukt
56:00 <Serenity> lol
56:00 <tooheys> so have i actually let me find one
56:00 <The_Baron> women should not get implants in guatamala
56:00 <Serenity> oh no
56:00 <Serenity> plz i believe you
56:00 <Serenity> its ok
56:00 <tooheys> http://31.media.tumblr.com/a1d53db75fec9c54d47554e956200ff4/tumblr_mpa2cmgbKp1r4g61uo1_400.jpg
56:00 <Walley> http://www.turkeltaub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/MWL-AP1.jpg
56:00 <Walley> HAHAHAHA
56:00 <Serenity> :||||||
56:00 <Walley> there you go guys
56:00 <Walley> fap material for yas
56:00 <tooheys> omg i thought mine was bad
56:00 <tooheys> thats fkn disgusting
56:00 <Serenity> that poor woman has lost a lot of weight
57:00 <The_Baron> it looks like a nerf dartboard
57:00 <Walley> urgh that asian's chicks tits
57:00 <Serenity> so im not disgusted by that
57:00 <Walley> like i actually don't like to judge people but fuck those nipples make we wanna chuck lol
57:00 <The_Baron> that's like 49% aereola
57:00 <The_Baron> lol!!
57:00 <The_Baron> I aint disgusted by it
57:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/QPWPY.jpg
57:00 <The_Baron> but fuck, those are the largest aereolas I have ever seen
58:00 <Walley> I'm disgusted by the human body 50% of the time, tbh
58:00 <The_Baron> it's quite a disgusting thing
58:00 <Serenity> all i think when i see that second one is good for her
58:00 <The_Baron> like all things in nature
58:00 <Serenity> cause shes quite clearly lost a lot of weight
58:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/j0rGD.jpg
58:00 <Walley> Lol, I'm not sure how well that would poster in a before/after set though serenity
58:00 <The_Baron> how come she has no loose skin then?
59:00 <Serenity> the one walley posted is all loose skin
59:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/mDDPz.jpg
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
59:00 <Serenity> she looks slow lol
59:00 <The_Baron> oh THAT
00:00 <The_Baron> yeah good on her
00:00 <The_Baron> though she will prolly want some surgery
00:00 <Serenity> i dunno maybe im just getting old n fat
00:00 <Serenity> but that doesnt disgust me at all
00:00 <Saemon> welcome to the club lolz
00:00 <tooheys> how the fuck can u not be disgusted by that
01:00 <tooheys> that was absolutely sickening
01:00 <Serenity> because its reality
01:00 <Serenity> thats why
01:00 <Serenity> and whoever it is has worked hard
01:00 <tooheys> diarrhea is reality but do u not think its disgusting to look at?
01:00 <Serenity> dont be ridiculous
01:00 <tooheys> im not
01:00 <Serenity> real people dont look like photoshopped poster children
01:00 <TheRiddler> shallow tooheys wants a fake gal
02:00 <Walley> turn the human body inside out
02:00 <Serenity> even the pretty people on magazines dont look how they look
02:00 <Walley> = provides contrast
02:00 <Saemon> i dont want a fake plastic hollywood cover girl
02:00 <Walley> it's a bag of flesh and liquid and slimy shit
02:00 <Walley> wrapped up in a sometimes appealing package
02:00 <Saemon> but i still do want her to make an effort to keep in shape
02:00 <Saemon> at hteleast
02:00 <Saemon> at the least*
02:00 <TheRiddler> stfu Saemon
03:00 <Serenity> ive given birth to 3 children ive been fat and then skinny and then fat again. why would something like that disgust me? im nearly 30 my body is a wreck who gives a shit
03:00 <tooheys> i wouldnt speak to him like that he might shoot a load of saemon all over u
03:00 <Saemon> alot of couples i hear about let themselves go once they're married, cux the "dont need to be impressing potential partners anymore" 
03:00 <Saemon> thats a totally wrong mentality to have
04:00 <tooheys> yeah thats fucked
04:00 <Saemon> at least keep in shape for your own healths sake and self respect.
04:00 <Serenity> saemon like you can talk you bucket of lard
04:00 <Serenity> lol
04:00 <Saemon> im like john f kennedy yo
05:00 <Saemon> "do as i say, not as i do"
05:00 <TheRiddler> dead?
05:00 <doctor> we're all health mad now it seems
05:00 <Serenity> pity he isnt TheRiddler
05:00 <TheRiddler> bullet hole in the head
05:00 <TheRiddler> ?
05:00 <Saemon> no, im like him in terms of that quote of his
05:00 <TheRiddler> that might explain the lack of brain
05:00 <doctor> more and more frequent are those fitness/vitamin/weightloss/diet ads
05:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> you are a fuckwit Saemon
06:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> dead set
06:00 <Serenity> saemon just says what he needs to say to make friends
06:00 <tooheys> nah semen's alright
06:00 <Serenity> hes the most unhealthy gluttonous slob there is he has no right to be judging anyone
06:00 <TheRiddler> imaginary friends
06:00 <doctor> i take this health obsessed culture as a symptom of something else
06:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> hope ur not serious tooheys
06:00 <TheRiddler> he semen not Saemon
06:00 <Saemon> im not judging, im just suggesting staying in shape is a good thing
06:00 <TheRiddler> have you tasted semen tooheys?
07:00 <Serenity> you werent even here for the photo we're talking about
07:00 <Saemon> one does not need to be in shape oneself to know this
07:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> fuck off Saemon
07:00 <tooheys> lol 
07:00 <tooheys> yeah my own
08:00 <doctor> i'm in pretty good shape but i don't care if people are unhealthy or not, so it confuses me why other people are concerned with other peoples health
08:00 <Serenity> all guys should taste their own
08:00 <tooheys> pretty sure we've all done that
08:00 <Serenity> its just another way for people to fill their own insecurities doctor
08:00 <Serenity> they feel shit about themselves so hang shit on someone else to feel better. that persons FAT so im better than they are
09:00 <doctor> yeah
09:00 <Saemon> ive tasted my own semen
09:00 <Saemon> i mean
09:00 <doctor> i suppose it could also be due to our health system, where another persons burden lies on everyone else. still, it's not enough to bother me. so strictly personal it must be
09:00 <Saemon> if you expect a chick to do it
09:00 <Saemon> u should be able to do it yourself
09:00 <Saemon> its only fair.
10:00 <Serenity> i doubt it runs that deep tbh doctor
10:00 <Serenity> do you think all these gym hipsters are thinking about the health system?
10:00 <doctor> haha, nah
11:00 <Serenity> no one eats kale because they care about our social medicine lol
12:00 <Saemon> god damn another journalist beheading :/
12:00 <tooheys> i dont eat kale coz i dont know what the fuck it is
12:00 <Saemon> i feel so sorry for them and thier family
12:00 <tooheys> probably some shitty vegetable
12:00 <Serenity> dont bother tooheys its revolting
12:00 <Saemon> its fucken outragoues i want revenge on these isis cunts
12:00 <tooheys> is it worse than squash or brussel sprouts
12:00 <tooheys> hate those cunts
13:00 <Serenity> its a hipster 'superfood' that they tell you to eat because its full of iron and vitamin-c but you can get just as much eating spinach
13:00 <Serenity> i eat a lot of baby spinach
13:00 <The_Baron> super food actually means overpriced nutrition
14:00 <Serenity> yeah pretty much
14:00 <The_Baron> and fucking goji berries
14:00 <ms_paint> if i were in the desert dying of thirst it's vitamin water or nothing
14:00 <The_Baron> like 50 bucks a kilo
14:00 <doctor> body only takes what it needs. those health foods and vitamin pills your body is mostly flushing out anyway
14:00 <ms_paint> id rather die than drink such unhealthy water
14:00 <The_Baron> go to an asian store, they call it wolf berries, 12 bucks a kilo
14:00 <Saemon> linseeds, chia seeds n goji and acai berries are what im gona get into
14:00 <The_Baron> fuck I hate capitalist hippy new age shit
14:00 <Serenity> i buy massive bags of baby spinach for like 3 bucks
14:00 <Serenity> and it lasts forever
15:00 <Walley> people care too mcuh about health
15:00 <Walley> we all die eventually, often randomly and suddenly lol
15:00 <The_Baron> I aint too fussed on health
15:00 <Serenity> its about living the longest
15:00 <Maurice> Serenity is Popeye
16:00 <Serenity> yeah man i have massive forearms
16:00 <Maurice> ShadowLurker is her Olive Oyl
16:00 <Serenity> rofll
16:00 <Maurice> I can just picture him in her outfit
16:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> -.o
17:00 <doctor> all previous cultures had some form of ritual and symbolism to consecrate death
17:00 <Saemon> Walley not always true
17:00 <Saemon> ppl who you want to die or deserves to die, yet linger and live on for ages
17:00 <doctor> now we've kind of pushed it aside and avoid looking into it
17:00 <Serenity> but i mean you look at all these gym rats mostly men that look like condoms full of walnuts
17:00 <Serenity> theyre NOT healthy
18:00 <Saemon> why not?
18:00 <Serenity> pumping your body full of steroids and chemicals isnt healthy
18:00 <Saemon> also, i have a theory
18:00 <Serenity> it weakens your heart your kidneys and your liver
18:00 <Saemon> i can see problems with their joints n heart
18:00 <tooheys> who cares the earlier u die the better
19:00 <Serenity> thats morbid
19:00 <Saemon> the human body's muscles arent meant to be specially target to grow like that 
19:00 <tooheys> but true
19:00 <Serenity> i dont think its true
19:00 <doctor> i kind of agree, it's also philosophical
19:00 <Serenity> im enjoying my life why would i want to die earlier
19:00 <Saemon> like only focusing on shoulder muscles for example
19:00 <Quinn> Evenin chaps. 
19:00 <doctor> greeks were familiar with it all to well
19:00 <Saemon> they grow massive and puts shoulder joins out of balance
20:00 <Saemon> but we just all thinks it looks good cuz of our own sense of vain aesthetics
20:00 <Quinn> All is a very general term.
20:00 <Quinn> Not everyone's tastes are the same. 
21:00 <Saemon> true
21:00 <Saemon> i think megan fox is a goddess yet there are some in here who would say shes hideous
22:00 <Quinn> Have you seen her thumbs? That'll change your tune. 
22:00 <Serenity> i dont think anyone would say megan fox is hideous
22:00 <Serenity> except her thumbs..
22:00 <Quinn> Lol
22:00 <Saemon> simba has said so i think
22:00 <Serenity> they creep me out
22:00 <Serenity> but shes a bab
22:00 <Serenity> e
23:00 <Saemon> wats happened to her anyway
23:00 <Walley> she looks like she'd look very average without makeup though
23:00 <Quinn> Like Dita Von Teese's man hands. 
23:00 <Walley> given her facial shape
23:00 <Saemon> her starpower has seriously faded
23:00 <Saemon> she peaked in transformers
23:00 <Serenity> her body is gorgeous though
23:00 <Quinn> Then people saw her thumbs. 
23:00 <Quinn> And went "eughh!"
24:00 <Serenity> lol
24:00 <The_Baron> u'd think hands wouldn't be a big deal
25:00 <The_Baron> but getting a handy j from a chick with manhands or just wrinkly/dry skinned to the fuck hands is a bit eugh!
25:00 <Saemon> i would still give my left eye to be able to suck on her thumbs though.
25:00 <Serenity> http://styledoor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Pictures-of-Megan-Fox-without-Makeup-7.jpg
25:00 <Serenity> http://www.herinterest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/glamour-megan-fox.jpg
25:00 <Serenity> i think shes stunning
25:00 <The_Baron> with the glasses she looks a bit like my mates sister I fucked
26:00 <Quinn> Looks like she gave a blowjob to a vacuum
26:00 <The_Baron> so she has been practicing
26:00 <The_Baron> not a bad thing
26:00 <The_Baron> :P
26:00 <Serenity> http://meganfoxthumbs.com/megan-fox/megan-fox-left-thumb-teeth.jpg
26:00 <Serenity> dat thumb doe
26:00 <Quinn> Zooey Deschanel is much prettier. 
27:00 <Quinn> It looks like a toe. 
27:00 <Quinn> Toethumb
27:00 <Serenity> lolol
27:00 <Thoth> Well that was an interesting education lesson for you all. Glad I entertained you so well
27:00 <Quinn> Oh look it's that guy. 
27:00 <Saemon> thats an awesome pic to print out for my needs
27:00 <Serenity> http://dailydale.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/megan-fox-thumbs-1.jpg
28:00 <BlazeYaDeadHomie> munted thumbs
28:00 <Quinn> You guys will lose it when you Google Tom Cruises teeth. 
28:00 <Saemon> wats wrong with it?
28:00 <Serenity> oh im gonna have to do this now
28:00 <Saemon> unnaturally white isnt it
28:00 <Quinn> He's got one middle tooth. Not two. 
29:00 <Serenity> http://www.stack.net.au/fun/i/teeth/tom-cruise-teeth.jpg
29:00 <Serenity> LOL
29:00 <Saemon> lolwut
29:00 <Quinn> See!!
29:00 <Serenity> Quinn i went to school with a girl who had one middle tooth
29:00 <Serenity> we called her fang >.<
29:00 <Quinn> Waitno
29:00 <Quinn> Fang!! Aww
30:00 <Quinn> My ex had one middle tooth. 
30:00 <Serenity> like.. not just uneven teeth like cruise
30:00 <Serenity> she had ONE tooth there
30:00 <Saemon> my ex had no middle tooth
30:00 <Saemon> cuz she refused to cook some eggs.
30:00 <Quinn> I am picturing a small girl with one singular plate tooth. 
30:00 <Saemon> hurr hurr hurr
30:00 <Serenity> lool
31:00 <Serenity> omg i found her on fb
31:00 <Quinn> http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/79/21/4bd80f55aa7dc2013cd1ef8e2358772c-tom-cruises-perfectly-centered-front-tooth-is-kinda-weird.jpg
31:00 <Serenity> beware shes not very attractive
31:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/v/t1.0-9/1391512_10151949952155569_1688269200_n.jpg?oh=9f2c08d5412a65e805f89dc073fe95ea&oe=546D35CB&__gda__=1415234977_ba7c5b112e0e77c917baa13ff6c4261c
32:00 <Quinn> Oh my. 
32:00 <Walley> Eh, I feel bad for her
32:00 <Walley> that's a pretty shit roll of the genetic dice :\
32:00 <Serenity> it is
32:00 <Serenity> and i would never be cruel to her now
32:00 <Serenity> high school kids are assholes
32:00 <The_Baron> no shit
33:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1234201_10151853394065569_864934834_n.jpg?oh=ce78ff09cc18afce80be9a9c8f119f03&oe=545B1C5A&__gda__=1415284487_a558203a49bff103aea32f49f53cadcb
33:00 <Walley> Life's kind of dog that way, like, creates human beings with desire to be loved and have companionship
33:00 <Walley> then hits some of us with ugly bus and shit
33:00 <Walley> not to mention deformities
33:00 <The_Baron> yeah but ugmos get with other ugmos
33:00 <The_Baron> so don't feel too bad
34:00 <milk> that is why we need volunteers to keep the population from diaspora into mutants
34:00 <Serenity> this is a pic of her when we were in high school year 11 i think..
34:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1931140_62852880568_4355_n.jpg?oh=34b65108f6e64f073f2146aadf5307b8&oe=547372F7&__gda__=1417061599_90dcc48b3b4957d6755a7bc4dbeacca2
34:00 <Serenity> we were so mean
34:00 <Quinn> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t31.0-8/10258942_10153131002340752_4853264367062856177_o.jpg
35:00 <Thoth> Serenity: I bet she can whistle good
35:00 <Quinn> This girl wants to be my Facebook friend... she is very... eerie? 
35:00 <Serenity> >.<
35:00 <Serenity> lol
35:00 <The_Baron> she is very fucking pale
35:00 <Serenity> ghost like
35:00 <milk> Quinn tell she is over bleaching
35:00 <milk> her*
35:00 <The_Baron> and far too pink skin pale to pull off that much lavender and pink
35:00 <Quinn> There's just something about her that's muderously creep factor. 
35:00 <Walley> she's an albino
35:00 <Walley> to be technical
36:00 <Quinn> No. 
36:00 <Walley> she looks like ones
36:00 <Quinn> That's bleach. 
36:00 <Walley> they often have that bleached look
36:00 <Walley> look up albino blacks
36:00 <Walley> no pigment
36:00 <Walley> they look crazy
36:00 <Thoth> Serenity: if she can heat up Stagg in the microwave shes a true woman anyway
36:00 <Walley> http://www.thumperscorner.com/discus/messages/11222/15499.jpg
37:00 <milk> you can get that tattoo coverup paste now
37:00 <Quinn> Kat Von D has a really good tattoo cover up. 
39:00 <Serenity> lol
40:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
40:00 <Quinn> Speaking of chili. I totally made a pot of it tonite. Fuckin perfection. 
40:00 <Saemon> i need to talk to you
40:00 <Saemon> I summon you!
41:00 <Serenity> Saemon i can answer for him, he doesnt want to talk about shitty wrestling
41:00 <Saemon> lol u know me too well :P
42:00 <Quinn> Copper chloride is not the proper tool. 
42:00 <Saemon> whoa magic mike was on
42:00 <Saemon> channing tatum stripper movie
42:00 <Serenity> yuck
42:00 <Quinn> ^
42:00 <Q{{> http://cdn.arwrath.com/3/33280.jpg
42:00 <Saemon> u dont like him?
42:00 <Serenity> no
42:00 <Saemon> why not?
42:00 <Saemon> too buff or too clean cut?
43:00 <Serenity> because im not attracted to him hes a box head
43:00 <Quinn> Lololol box head!!
43:00 <Saemon> lol yeah like alot of rugby players 
43:00 <Saemon> they all look the same i swear
44:00 <Saemon> omg omg
44:00 <Saemon> sleepy hollow
44:00 <Saemon> whos seen that series yet?
48:00 <Quinn> That's a no. 
48:00 <Saemon> fair enough
48:00 <Saemon> wtf channing tatum is touted to play gambit
48:00 <Saemon> in an x-men movie
49:00 <Saemon> hrmmm well this box head n face could pull it off cuz gambits appearance in illustrations is sort of a rectanguler head anyway
51:00 <SpanishGuy> Hello HoneyGirl :)
58:00 <Walley> lol this spanishguy
59:00 <Quinn> Ooh Gambit really? 
59:00 <Quinn> I've been hoping to see him in an XMen movie 
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