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00:00 <slinky_J> it's like a bogan political pannel
00:00 <slinky_J> panel
00:00 <slinky_J> PANELIA
00:00 <Picard> Lol Serenity 
00:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: I am a lover of history. I can't help it. 
00:00 <slinky_J> Picard wishes he knew what he was complaining about, all the time
00:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J: Considering this type of stuff is what I am studying at uni .... I wouldn't call it bogan. 
00:00 <Picard> Josh wishes he had the money to stay high 24/7
01:00 <Bastardly_One> it's called a conversation I thought 
01:00 <Picard> Josh doesn't grasp that
01:00 <Picard> It sure beats the mindless arguing 
01:00 <Serenity> i just dont know enough to be able to join the convos Skirmish
01:00 <slinky_J> [23:27] <Picard> Russia won't pias the Germans off
01:00 <Skirmish> You go back to raising the young ones there woman *shoos Serenity away* 
01:00 <slinky_J> yes, such discussion.
01:00 <Bastardly_One> conversations revolve around topics last I checked
01:00 <Skirmish> :P
02:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: It's a topic that you need to dedicate some time to.  It's not everyones cup of tea. 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> know the solution to the world's ills?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> it's pretty simple
02:00 <Bastardly_One> 4 fours
02:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> 4 words
02:00 <Bastardly_One> NUKE THE FUCKING LOT
03:00 <slinky_J> how selfish
03:00 <Skirmish> World events influence my job. I guess I pay more attention than others. 
03:00 <slinky_J> what about all the shellfish!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck them
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and the cockroaches will reinvent civilisation
04:00 <Picard>  U can't nuke them 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why they will reinvent civilisation
04:00 <Bastardly_One> as opposed to anything else
05:00 <slinky_J> bats yo, huge atomic bats
05:00 <Picard> U are a cockroach 
05:00 <slinky_J> pink ones, with wings that spread out like a hookers vaginal flaps
05:00 <Picard> Shut up u
05:00 <Bastardly_One> mutant flying vag
06:00 <Skirmish> I blame you for slinky_J cutting in and starting his nonsense Serenity. 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> was I really
06:00 <Bastardly_One> with the NUKE THE FUCKING LOT
06:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on 
06:00 <Picard> It's always Serenity's fault  
07:00 <Skirmish> I agree Picard. If she would just ban the people we asked her to ban, then this would be a chat paradise. 
07:00 <Picard> Lol I'd be gone forever 
08:00 <Skirmish> You only retaliate against the shit that gets thrown at you.
08:00 <Picard> I do. 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he's on of the biggest instigators here 
09:00 <Picard> Wat u old prick
09:00 <Picard> Wtf
09:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly what I posted
09:00 <Picard> I don't take shit from morons 
09:00 <Skirmish> No B1 ... I see YOU as one of the biggest instigators here. You are your self entitled attitude that you're somehow better than us. 
09:00 <Picard> Like u
10:00 <Skirmish> That is just my opinion though. 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ho hum ... 
10:00 <Picard> Skirmish: I agree. He buts into convos that don't concern him and that he has no idea about
11:00 <Skirmish> For example. You do the exact same things you call myself/picard and others on.  You call it like we should be banned yet you do it yourself.  It is that attitude that I am talking about. 
11:00 <Picard> :)
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't do the shit he does and neither do I 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> notice and pm flood people
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that kind of jazz
12:00 <Skirmish> Put him on ignore, problem solved. 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the point is don't ever assume he doesn't create his own shit
13:00 <Bastardly_One> great hotel wifi there
13:00 <Picard> Wat did I miss
13:00 <Skirmish> Not much.
13:00 <Picard> It's fucked
13:00 <Picard> Phuket wifi was excellent
14:00 <Serenity> [10:06pm] <Skirmish> I blame you for slinky_J cutting in and starting his nonsense Serenity.
14:00 <Serenity> who did what with a goat
14:00 <Picard> U did. I saw the pics 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> totally random but I found out where all the geeks in this city hang out while on a walk tonight ... board gaming 
14:00 <Picard> U rode him 
14:00 <Skirmish> He was quiet and in the background until you commented Serenity. Therefore, your fault. 
15:00 <bradd_pitts> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10629615_10152506238998183_3715232801356776715_n.jpg?oh=a74200686ab98f8309663d1774a80241&oe=549BE9AC&__gda__=1420102137_423304ca9ddff6c359911cc3b72654ce
15:00 <bradd_pitts> me
15:00 <bradd_pitts> chillin in da pool
15:00 <Doodle> nice blowhole
15:00 <doctor> what kind of geeks. the smelly oily type or the hipster type?
15:00 <bradd_pitts> thx <3
15:00 <Doodle> <3
16:00 <Skirmish> I think that is the wrong side of the animal to be a blow hole.
16:00 <Picard> Awwwww
16:00 <Skirmish> That would be it's vagina or penis exit hole. 
16:00 <Doodle> joke ruined
16:00 <Doodle> tyvm
16:00 <bradd_pitts> thanks Skirmish
16:00 <bradd_pitts> lmao
16:00 <Bastardly_One> real geeks doctor
16:00 <Skirmish> Well at least try and be accurate with your dumb jokes! 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> not the net geeks ... I knew where they're to be found
16:00 <MrsCool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALixmfjqVbk
16:00 <Doodle> dude
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac - I'm a hustler (Mar 8, 2010) 4:57 - Category: Music - 3,554,932 - likes (97.5%), dislikes (2.5%) dislikes (2.5%)
17:00 <Doodle> if its a vagina
17:00 <Maurice> I'm sure something blows in there
17:00 <Maurice> Ergo, blow hole
17:00 <MrsCool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALixmfjqVbk
17:00 <Doodle> its still a blowhole
17:00 <bradd_pitts> thats why doodle rules, his dad jokes
17:00 <bradd_pitts> and his dimpleyz
17:00 <bradd_pitts> and his shroom..
17:00 <Doodle> O_o
17:00 <bradd_pitts> datshroomlyf
17:00 <MrsCool>  2Pac - I'm a hustler 
17:00 <Skirmish> Is she talking about your penis? 
17:00 <Serenity> you're a what?
17:00 <bradd_pitts> bradd_pitts - you're a retard
17:00 <Doodle> yes
18:00 <bradd_pitts> bradd_pitts - you're a retard
18:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Crookers - We Are Prostitutes.mp3 (6.4MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:59)
18:00 <bradd_pitts> (in doodles freezer - remix)
18:00 <Doodle> lol
18:00 <Picard> Oh my
18:00 <Skirmish> Don't say that too loud ... screwss will get jealous. 
18:00 <bradd_pitts> hi picard how was turkey
18:00 <Skirmish> His freezer is empty.
19:00 <Bastardly_One> @mp3 Nothing - Silence (RARE!).mp3
19:00 <bradd_pitts> is screwss even here
19:00 <MrsCool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UokTE-njLRA
19:00 <Doodle> gobble gobble
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tool - Pushit (Jun 24, 2008) 9:55 - Category: Music - 1,089,750 - 3, likes (97.8%), 90 dislikes (2.2%)
19:00 <Picard> Turkey?
19:00 <Picard> I ate turkey
19:00 <bradd_pitts> yeah i forgot where you went
19:00 <bradd_pitts> so i just said turkey
19:00 <Skirmish> No, but his spidey senses are probably tingling. 
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tool - Pushit (Jun 24, 2008) 9:55 - Category: Music - 1,089,750 - 3,966 likes (97.8%), 90 dislikes (2.2%)
19:00 <bradd_pitts> MrsCool
20:00 <Bastardly_One> pz fuck off with the links
20:00 <MrsCool> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UokTE-njLRA
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tool - Pushit (Jun 24, 2008) 9:55 - Category: Music - 1,089,750 - 3,966 likes (97.8%), 90 dislikes (2.2%)
20:00 <Serenity> oh ffs
20:00 <Picard> Vvjvjvmmkj. Bbcmb binn bmvn blbmmb hmm bnnb big my j blvbvb I Lviv vmv I vv bmbbil
20:00 <Picard> Oops
20:00 <bradd_pitts> LOL
20:00 <Doodle> Picard has a dick in his mouth
21:00 <bradd_pitts> just one
21:00 <Picard> Not today
21:00 <Skirmish> lady boy penis
21:00 <Serenity> [10:16pm] * [shazam] thinks that Serenity is wat to horney to be in #*** !! [shazam] hates horney losers who probably suck their own Genitals !!
21:00 <Picard> Lady boy was last week
21:00 <Serenity> ...
21:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
21:00 <Serenity> yeah
21:00 <Bastardly_One> he's as lost as the A man 
21:00 <Picard> Lol Serenity 
21:00 <Serenity> shads just spammed that to my chan lol
21:00 <Skirmish> English isn't his native language.
21:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
22:00 <Serenity> im not sure hes even human tbh
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I see why ... he would of tried two other channels he seems perm banned from too
23:00 <Bastardly_One> got the hat?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and the suit?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> more importantly ... the chest hair?
23:00 <SugarBear> like a peach
23:00 <Picard> Weirdos
23:00 <Skirmish> Dutch Rice and Curry cup-a-soup.  SOOOO GOOD! 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that sex scene is kind of gold
24:00 <Bastardly_One> made me laugh anyway
24:00 <Picard> Yummy 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> oh look at dat
25:00 <Skirmish> Shads is the bi-product of a drunk bushwalker and a sasquash. 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he wants his monAY
25:00 <Doodle> lol bi-product
25:00 <mrdanger> sasquash
25:00 <Bastardly_One> let's make it australian and say bunyip
26:00 <Skirmish> Yowie
26:00 <mrdanger> I was just mocking Skirmish
26:00 <Maurice> I liked those chocolates
26:00 <mrdanger> it shouldnt go unnoticed
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah did you collect them too?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I did
26:00 <BigBabySweets> *10:26:04 PM* Bastardly_One is now known as DetHarryCox
26:00 <Maurice> No, because I'm not a raging poof
26:00 <faux> lmao
26:00 <faux> sasquash
26:00 <faux> sounds like a big fruit.
26:00 <mrdanger> thanks faux
26:00 <mrdanger> at least somebody got it
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ BigBabySweets
26:00 <Picard> Faux lets fuck
26:00 <Picard> In wanna 
26:00 <faux> .
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, how do you spell that word?
27:00 <Skirmish> sasquatch
27:00 <Bastardly_One> uh uh 
27:00 <SugarBear> wayne
27:00 <Skirmish> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ wayne
27:00 <Picard> I wanna do someone who reminds me of a lady boy 
27:00 <faux> your wife?
27:00 <BigBabySweets> rofl
27:00 <Bastardly_One> boom tish!
27:00 <Picard> U faux 
27:00 <SugarBear> PULL OVER
27:00 <faux> You couldn't handle my big lady balls
27:00 <SugarBear> NO ITS A CARDIGAN THANKS FOR NOTICING
28:00 <Skirmish> SHOTS FIRED lol
28:00 <Picard> Yes I will 
28:00 <Picard> I've had the practise 
28:00 <BigBabySweets> shits fried
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lady balls? plastic or ben wa balls?
29:00 <Picard> Real blla
29:00 <Picard> Balls
29:00 <Bastardly_One> so anyway Picard are the royalty a big prescence over there 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> or just an impression?
30:00 <Picard> Queen Elizabeth?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> their own
30:00 <Bastardly_One> no then
30:00 <Picard> Havnt seen her out walking the corgies
30:00 <Bastardly_One> answered my question basically
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought they might play a part in things 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> the thai royalty
31:00 <Picard> They have pictures of them on buildings  other then that I've seen nothing 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough ... dunno why I asked that actually
31:00 <Skirmish> I don't think they go out and walk the streets mate. 
31:00 <Picard> Lol
32:00 <Skirmish> The red shirts will get em! 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> no, but the impression I got is they rule the place rather than the gov
32:00 <Skirmish> You don't watch tv obviously.
32:00 <Skirmish> Or read news websites. 
32:00 <Picard> Yeah I didn't see the king on Bangla road going to a ping pong show
32:00 <Skirmish> Or pay attention to life outside of your suburb in general. 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I do believe it or not ... the coups mean anything? ... 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I just slapped me for you 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> say ty
33:00 <PatBenjamin> wtf are you even saying
33:00 <Skirmish> Google the Thai Red Shirts. 
33:00 <Picard> Fuk
33:00 <SugarBear> gimme my monAY mother farker
34:00 <Bastardly_One> telling myself to stfu now PatBenjamin ... 
34:00 <Picard> Blow me
34:00 <Bastardly_One> hush
34:00 <PatBenjamin> bring me my chedder
34:00 <Bastardly_One> or I'll go quoting that for the next two days again 
35:00 <Picard> Shut up 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> magic ninjas
35:00 <Bastardly_One> or have you done that bit?
36:00 <Skirmish> Here's a question. "Do you think it's an issue if the pads on our defibrillator are out of date?" 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Rustlas was a let down after the slapstick of Hustlas
36:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmm yes
36:00 <Skirmish> "Well, I guess not unless you need to have it used on you ... no."
36:00 <PatBenjamin> hoes with no toes
36:00 <PatBenjamin> hoes with afros
36:00 <Skirmish> That was the OFA in charge tonight.  Numbty. 
36:00 <bradd_pitts> goodnight peoples
37:00 <Skirmish> Night. 
37:00 <FatTittyKitty> nini
37:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly a retard would guess the equipment isn't checked regularly 
37:00 <Skirmish> Every shift. 
38:00 <Skirmish> We have Penthrox so it has to be signed for each shift. I guess nobody else is paying much attention to the rest of the room.
38:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently not
39:00 <Bastardly_One> guess you better not go about dying at work
39:00 <PatBenjamin> b1
39:00 <PatBenjamin> wanna buy one of these new sweaters
39:00 <PatBenjamin> PuBoo
39:00 <Skirmish> I tend to avoid coming to work if I require first aid treatment. 
39:00 <Picard> Night freaks
39:00 <FatTittyKitty> o/
39:00 <Skirmish> Night.
40:00 <Picard> Wifey wants so attention
40:00 <Bastardly_One> PuBoo ... direct from Bali
40:00 <Bastardly_One> in fluro yellow
40:00 <Bastardly_One> will go well with my lime green parachute pants
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I just worked out I did about 20km walking tonight
41:00 <Picard> Lies
41:00 <Picard> A
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I went walking and it turned into 3hrs
41:00 <Picard> 290
41:00 <Picard> 200 mts
42:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I walk daily ... way of working the lungs
42:00 <Picard> Lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> city of hills
43:00 <Thoth> same here but wank
43:00 <Skirmish> 20km in 3 hrs? Really? Want to work that out again?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I just did my route Skirmish
43:00 <Skirmish> You have emphysema and you want me to believe you walked 20km in 3hrs? 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> works out with stops and shit to about 18 or something to be exact
44:00 <Thoth> just because yer fat skirmish doesnt mean everyone is
44:00 <Bastardly_One> dude, I might be breathless but I can walk fast
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I like walking ... enjoy it 
44:00 <Skirmish> "I can't breath ... but I can walk fast".  Sure, makes sense. Sounds legit. 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> did I say I didn't hack along the way?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't mean I don't keep going along the route I take daily
45:00 <Bastardly_One> this was just like an epic side detour
45:00 <Skirmish> I walk 5.3km in 45mins at a brisk pace.  20km in 3hrs would be pushing it for me and my lungs are fine. 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> google maps tells me 15.7 to be exact
46:00 <Bastardly_One> not that far off the mark 
46:00 <Skirmish> Sure. 
46:00 <Thoth> sas want 40km in 7 hrs with 20kg pack
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I just guesstimated
46:00 <Thoth> the pack is the killer
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that map looks heaps bigger anyway 
47:00 <Thoth> oh and combat arms is another 6kg or so
47:00 <Skirmish> I am going to buy a pack and start hiking this summer for the extra fitness.
48:00 <Bastardly_One> bushwalking
48:00 <Bastardly_One> damn I miss that shit 
48:00 <Thoth> i am in tas right now :)
48:00 <Thoth> in a tent
48:00 <Thoth> lel
48:00 <Bastardly_One> walking is just good ... even like the crap I do daily
50:00 <Thoth> skirm should do an easy walk like larapinta trail
50:00 <Thoth> 28 days
50:00 <Bastardly_One> there
50:00 <Thoth> desert
50:00 <Bastardly_One> s
50:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking
50:00 <Skirmish> http://www.legear.com.au/buy/CARRY1/Sling-Backpacks2/Maxpedition-Falcon-II-Backpack/MAX-0513   <------ This is the pack I want.
50:00 <Bastardly_One> there's one down here I wanna do ... Mt Wombat
50:00 <Thoth> ask me about hiking gear in a few days skirm
51:00 <Bastardly_One> been for a tiny walk along it and it looks really good
51:00 <Skirmish> I have absolutely no interest in speaking to you about any topic Thoth. 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I know of an expat now living in the US who loves hiking ... goes to Tas once a year to bushwalk 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure where though
52:00 <Bastardly_One> she's a NSW girl originally though
52:00 <Thoth> heaps in tas
52:00 <Thoth> im near walls of jurusalem right now
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah almost the whole state
52:00 <Thoth> overland track is very popular
54:00 <Bastardly_One> only one problem with decent bushwalking
54:00 <Bastardly_One> not being able to do it in one day
54:00 <Bastardly_One> camping isn't my favourite activity ever
54:00 <Thoth> multidays are the best
55:00 <Thoth> camping is easy
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I just don't like it 
55:00 <Thoth> first night build a campfire and roast lamb or pork
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it
55:00 <Thoth> then tell me it aint good
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking enter key ... it's not hard at all 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just old 
56:00 <Skirmish> It is hard. That is why people get lost all the time. Making it out to be easy is why people get lost. 
56:00 <Thoth> my lights are so bright theyre like daylight
56:00 <Skirmish> Giving people the impression that walking from point A to point B overland is easy is the worst thing you could possibly do. 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he means in like designated areas on tracks too Skirmish
56:00 <Thoth> even the inflatable bed is comfy
57:00 <Thoth> skirm maybe shouldnt be a cunt and turn down good advice
57:00 <Skirmish> Not hard to lose a track. 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> alright you make a point
57:00 <Bastardly_One> he meant the concept of making camp I guess
57:00 <Skirmish> I can't take you seriously Thoth. All you do is talk shit.  As such, there isn't any advice you could give worth listening to in my opinion.
57:00 <Bastardly_One> not specifics
58:00 <Skirmish> Like most of the others that carry on like you do ... I just associate everything you say as being lies.
58:00 <Thoth> you go prepared for any situation
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah camping ... not my favourite thing to do ... bush walking I could do every day for the rest of my life and be happy about it
58:00 <Thoth> done day walks a few times and ended up camping
58:00 <Thoth> with no tent
59:00 <beehhh> helo straya
59:00 <Thoth> the prudent think to do is to develop your skills slowly
00:00 <beehhh> many more asians cumming on your way for their residency be ready 
00:00 <Thoth> make sure you can cook and sleep comfortbly in a place its not so bad if you cant
00:00 <beehhh> give it to me baby ahaahhha
00:00 <Thoth> make sure you can navigate in a place its hard to get lost
00:00 <Thoth> slowly challenge yourself. no big leaps
03:00 <Thoth> off trail nav is really fun. easy if you have the experience to build your skill
03:00 <beehhh> die for syria
03:00 <Thoth> best places are off trails anyway
03:00 <beehhh> the fuck i know what are you on
03:00 <Bastardly_One> my housemate has pavlova icecream
04:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe I should eat it on him 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> payback
04:00 <beehhh> play back nigga
04:00 <slinky_J> ily beehhh
04:00 <slinky_J> u cutie
05:00 <beehhh> this world is full of sin slinky_J
06:00 <beehhh> you might wanna move out from the rolling truck while guy buried his gf alive
06:00 <beehhh> over a ten grand drug deal
07:00 <beehhh> all i could picture is to move to either greenland or newfoundland
07:00 <slinky_J> O_O !!
08:00 <beehhh> sometimes it feels like you are a ghost only see but cant do much
09:00 <Thoth> be the change. drugs are bad mmkay
09:00 <slinky_J> so true beehhh
09:00 <beehhh> Thoth just drink pure cow's milk
09:00 <Thoth> na mate
10:00 <beehhh> buy a magazine and have a loadoff or something
10:00 <Thoth> u
10:00 <beehhh> black lebel mags nice to feel for a wank
10:00 <Thoth> internet
10:00 <beehhh> when you have internet now a days
10:00 <beehhh> im on my second round
11:00 <Thoth> leluled
11:00 <beehhh> asins importing the tummy bug through their anus
12:00 <Thoth> when does the first vr porno come out anyway
12:00 <beehhh> was ages back i still remember watching them
12:00 <Thoth> na virtual reality
13:00 <beehhh> mens gallery has all skank
13:00 <beehhh> b1 used to go there after the pub
13:00 <beehhh> then the bar20s n goldfinger in a circle
17:00 <slinky_J> love like theirs will always find a way it'll crawl up all over you, draining your bodily fluids until you pass out and die circle of life <3
18:00 <slinky_J> beehhh do you watch adventure time where ever you live
18:00 <ALDI> behhh is a man with a life amongst ppl
19:00 <beehhh> whats the mexican chips there
19:00 <slinky_J> mexican chicks vagina
20:00 <slinky_J> my neighbour needs to invest in fkn earplugs
20:00 <beehhh> are they dry or semi juciey
20:00 <slinky_J> dry
20:00 <beehhh> tell him its not worth it
20:00 <slinky_J> mexican poon is as dry as mexican asshole
20:00 <beehhh> lock him up in a dungeon
21:00 <beehhh> https://chaturbate.com/nathalyrae41/
23:00 <beehhh> canada is where im going slinky_J
23:00 <beehhh> this year bushfire might be more fierce at downunder than the last
23:00 <Skirmish> You should be chatting in some canadian chat rooms then beehhh to get a feel for it.
24:00 <beehhh> i dont know how to communicate with them never been there yet
24:00 <Skirmish> You should leave here immediately and go to their chat rooms. 
25:00 <beehhh> dont follow me there alrite
26:00 <ALDI> ill follow you there beehhh
26:00 <ALDI> its me element
31:00 <slinky_J> watch out canada beehhh a comin to party!
32:00 <slinky_J> id follow u to hell
40:00 <Skirmish> Go on. Now you two dregs of society can follow him.
40:00 <Maurice> FINE
40:00 <Maurice> I'm leaving!
41:00 <Skirmish> lol
41:00 <Skirmish> *yawn* First shift back is going to kill me.
42:00 <Maurice> Come and cook me food instead
43:00 <Skirmish> I am starting to feel hungry. Got two choices. Tuna sammich or greek yoghurt.
44:00 <TheRiddler> both
44:00 <Skirmish> Telstra haven't put price or plans available with the new iphones up by have put links where you can pre order.
45:00 <ALDI> Skirmish you are a grown man
45:00 <ALDI> no need to say sammich
45:00 <Skirmish> $499 for an iPhone 6 PLUS in America .... $999 here. 
45:00 <Skirmish> I always say sammich. 
45:00 <Skirmish> My fiance told me I was immature. 
45:00 <TheRiddler> it's why iphone only sells well in US
45:00 <Skirmish> I told her to get the fuck out of my blanket fort. 
45:00 <TheRiddler> it's too expensive anywhere else
46:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: I don't know how they justify it to be honest. If I could get it from the US I would.
47:00 <Skirmish> I noticed yesterday that Foxtel is bringing it's basic bundle from $49 to $25 to help it remain competitive. They finally realised that a lot of customer are ditching them and getting netflix via a VPN or whatever you need to get it from the US. 
47:00 <Skirmish> That murdoch cunt is gone once they remove geoblocking.
48:00 <TheRiddler> do you know what foxtel on demand is like?
48:00 <Skirmish> I don't have foxtel. Got rid of it years ago. Overpriced rubbish.
49:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
49:00 <Skirmish> Their prices and channel packages change as of November 3rd. Will be interesting to see what they change.
49:00 <TheRiddler> quickflix is ok
50:00 <TheRiddler> it's meh compared to netflix tho I bet
50:00 <Skirmish> I checked it out on PS3 and it was still over $20 odd bucks a month and had a shit selection.
51:00 <Skirmish> Apparently there has been a study in the US and since netflix became widely available there has been a massive drop in online piracy there. 
51:00 <TheRiddler> oh I forget that quickflix only lets you stream 3 movies free
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <Skirmish> It clearly shows if you make things available for a reasonable cost then people will pay for it. 
51:00 <TheRiddler> yes
52:00 <ALDI> netflix is not bad
52:00 <ALDI> could be a lot better though
53:00 <Skirmish> The world just charges Australia more for 2 reasons. We're a tiny market and as such it costs more to make things available with a reduced profit margin. Secondly, they view us as rich since the country didn't go through the shitter with the GFC and figure we will cop it if they up the prices for us. 
53:00 <TheRiddler> did you hear NZ crashed their net over that leaked nude thing
54:00 <Maurice> I heard Skirmish lives sucking dick
54:00 <Skirmish> Governments should force Apple to work out a US price for their products and then allow people from other countries to purchase content and items at that US$ price. All companies should be forced to do that in my opinion.
54:00 <Maurice> See
54:00 <Maurice> Totes true
55:00 <Skirmish> I would have no hesitation putting your erection in my mouth Maurice.
55:00 <TheRiddler> I believe only mobile phone companies do it
55:00 <Skirmish> Microsoft does it. 
56:00 <Maurice> I find that hot
56:00 <TheRiddler> really?
56:00 <Skirmish> We pay more than the US and other countries. 
56:00 <TheRiddler> oh
56:00 <TheRiddler> for the OS?
56:00 <Skirmish> The goverment had an inquiry into a list of companies and asked them to explain why their prices are so inflated for Australian markets. 
56:00 <TheRiddler> they've done away with the office shit
56:00 <Maurice> I made lunches! Kudos
57:00 <Skirmish> They all pleaded that we were a small market and that to keep their profit levels up they needed to charge more.
57:00 <Skirmish> With the internet such a powerful advertising tool you can't claim you need to advertise directly in a certain country before they are aware of your product. 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear at this
57:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl7cNdtIVyg
57:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: Your children will thank you for it.
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: WHITNEY HOUSTON, GHOST BOX SESSION,GHOST BOX TELLS US IT WAS MURDER, FANTASTIC SESSION MUS (Sep 3, 2014) 28:25 - Category: Sports - 14 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
58:00 <Maurice> I dunno about that
58:00 <Skirmish> It was murder. 
58:00 <Skirmish> She murdered herself. 
58:00 <Maurice> One already grilled me
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I just think ghost boxes are fascinating
58:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure on their validity in my own mind though
58:00 <Skirmish> I have no idea what they are.
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but this channel is crap
59:00 <Bastardly_One> simplistically put 
59:00 <TheRiddler> they're radio devices that claim to pick up ghost comunications from white noise?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> a CB radio version of a oujia board
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
59:00 <Bastardly_One> correct TheRiddler
00:00 <TheRiddler> there's a doco on it
00:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a few people that do them too 
00:00 <TheRiddler> history channel doco tho
00:00 <Bastardly_One> some bald guy around my age does regular ones too
00:00 <TheRiddler> I think
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah just sayin'
01:00 <Bastardly_One> they fascinate me but do I believe in their validity
01:00 <Bastardly_One> no answer
01:00 <TheRiddler> not the same doco that claims tesla was talking with aliens lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> riiiiiiiiiight 
02:00 <Maurice> My mother in law bought us a chest freezer, kinda lke her
02:00 <Maurice> Like
02:00 <Bastardly_One> no other way to explain why he was such a bright spark I guess
02:00 <Bastardly_One> geddit?
02:00 <TheRiddler> yes
02:00 <Bastardly_One> bribery eh Maurice?
02:00 <Skirmish> It was more for her darling boy though wasn't it Maurice?
03:00 <Skirmish> When she goes home she will comment "I had to buy the freezer because that shrew he married wouldn't get one for him". 
03:00 <Maurice> To be fair, she got it for Cam
03:00 <Maurice> Lol Skirmish
03:00 <Maurice> Nailed it
03:00 <TheRiddler> I believe it's claimed that Tesla invented the ghost box
04:00 <Skirmish> Time to make sammich
04:00 <Maurice> She got my boys zippo, but keeps talking about getting her VIC grandson a present
04:00 <TheRiddler> oh
04:00 <Maurice> I hate her
04:00 <TheRiddler> it's other name is tesla spirit radio
04:00 <Skirmish> Start to turn the kids against her. 
05:00 <Skirmish> "Sorry cam your mother cannot come and stay again ... for some reason the boys hate her."
05:00 <Maurice> It will be too easy to do
05:00 <Maurice> He keeps ringing me to see if I'm ok
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <Maurice> Its only taken 10yrs for him to realise shes insane
06:00 <Bastardly_One> when's she go? fri?
06:00 <Maurice> Yes
06:00 <Skirmish> I am glad I get along with my future inlaws.
07:00 <Maurice> For now
07:00 <Maurice> I liked mine once
07:00 <ALDI> im glad i fuck u
07:00 <Maurice> Maybe twice
08:00 <Maurice> ALDI, I must ask for more foreplay
09:00 <Skirmish> My mrs is doing my head in.  I suggested getting her a spa/beauty day pass for her and one spare for her mum or her friend or whatever so she didn't have to go alone. After she got up for work this arvo she gets up me for pushing her to be social when she really just would like to do something alone without anyone else. 
09:00 <Skirmish> She just sms'd me and said "Thinking about laser tag for my birthday".  I told her to stop smsing me. 
09:00 <Maurice> Thank fuck my wife is away for so long
11:00 <Skirmish> That Helga's low carb bread is nice.
15:00 <hackerlol> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqJAnQTwmJs
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac - I Get Around (Jul 5, 2011) 4:23 - Category: Music - 13,252,338 - 60,393 likes (97.4%), 1,615 dislikes (2.6%)
16:00 <Skirmish> Maurice can you re-ban hackerlol please.
17:00 <hackerlol> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0uQBwFMfBk
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac - Gangsta Party (Official Video) HD1080p (Aug 13, 2013) 5:36 - Category: Music - 5,827,358 - 21,725 likes (96.7%), 732 dislikes (3.3%)
17:00 <Skirmish> Bozza can you zline hackerlol please.
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac - Gangsta Party (Official Video) HD1080p (Aug 13, 2013) 5:36 - Category: Music - 5,827,358 - likes (96.7%), dislikes (3.3%)
21:00 <beehhh> hahahaha release me rah
22:00 <Skirmish> Bozza can you zline beehhh please. 
23:00 <milk> have a cry
24:00 <milk> go on mate, let it out
24:00 <milk> let it all out
24:00 <milk> have a big cry
26:00 <beehhh> Skirmish thinks of me as an injured horse and thinks of himself as a flying unicorn
26:00 <beehhh> we could be on the same boat or ms gillard still talks about being on a time machine
28:00 <beehhh> http://www.quickmeme.com/img/06/06e6e5742a35127121032fe5d539d92e2e39c15ef478ea8d0e70e6f118165c8b.jpg
29:00 <Skirmish> Why so emotional milk?
29:00 <Skirmish> beehhh: It is true. I do think you need to be turned into glue.
30:00 <BlackDevil> Sean O'Haire was found dead Tuesday at his home in South Carolina 
31:00 <beehhh> farmers family found dead in wagga wagga wot a coinciden
32:00 <milk> Skirmish, I am feeling emotional because when I joined the army, I didn't realize the recruitment agent was on commission, so when he said "Suck mah dick!". I felt threatened and sacred, so I went down for the love of life, now I have AIDS.
32:00 <beehhh> i bet it was Skirmish who couldnt handle to see poor farmers
34:00 <Skirmish> milk: That is a tragic story about how your lack of intestinal fortitude led to a terrible life. 
34:00 <milk> yeah, it really bugs me
34:00 <Skirmish> I will ignore you if you don't make any sense beehhh. This is why you aren't allowed back in this country. I will make sure your name remains on the customs watch list. 
35:00 <milk> they could have at least put my name on the War Memorial
36:00 <beehhh> that wont certainly be happening since A paki rambo made it to the shore without any prejudice and avoid the long battled morrisons secuirty
37:00 <milk> we're in it together
37:00 <milk> WHITE POWER!
37:00 <milk> really? I can have a Porshe Boxter?
38:00 <beehhh> oh dont be silly ask for something more e.g. tourism in space with unlimited timtams
39:00 <milk> did you know you have to fill out an ASIO form before cannibal sticking niggers?
39:00 <beehhh> finally they got ridoff the sugery drinks from YMCA, where the bloody hell the idea was previously?
40:00 <beehhh> its ok i dont mind jail is safe for me
40:00 <Skirmish> You two seem happy. I will go trawl my uni discussion boards. 
41:00 <beehhh> and chat with your malaysian chinese girls
41:00 <beehhh> some are attractive i give you that
42:00 <beehhh> http://images.smh.com.au/2014/01/05/5054521/Dan-20140105205102742088-620x349.jpg
43:00 <beehhh> respect to this late hommie resting in peace
44:00 <beehhh> milk how far can you study in canada
44:00 <milk> how long is a piece of string?
44:00 <beehhh> Skirmish talked about uni then
44:00 <beehhh> like three ace or stooges
45:00 <milk> join the army and never have to get brain strain again, the higher ups wipe your bum and carry your pack
45:00 <ALDI> Skirmish is a stooge rat
45:00 <beehhh> nope he aint, hes just a member of the motor enthusiasts party at newcastle only
46:00 <beehhh> carry what to where
47:00 <milk> I'd like to see Clive Palmer and Joe Hockey head to head in a hotdog eating contest 
47:00 <beehhh> i'd love to kill for some kransky right now
47:00 <milk> see which one explodes first from waving the little hand for more
49:00 <beehhh> fact of the matter is you cant turn a stone into a burger
49:00 <beehhh> what i've known stays within me
49:00 <ALDI> id like to see Skirmish eat a pig
50:00 <ALDI> hopefully serenity
51:00 <milk> you dont like plastic tits?
51:00 <beehhh> one of my mate suiced himself after i left for straya in 96 in 97 he was addicted to marijuana since quite young age n i started right after he passes away
51:00 <beehhh> *suicided
51:00 <BlackDevil> heathe ledger
51:00 <BlackDevil> lol
53:00 <beehhh> i havent watched prisoners 2013 yet thanks for reminding me BlackDevil
54:00 <BlackDevil> hm?
54:00 <beehhh> BlackDevil you dont know much happening in LA but you know more happening in downunder why?
54:00 <beehhh> I mean hollywood
54:00 <BlackDevil> LA is hollywood
54:00 <BlackDevil> so i do?
54:00 <beehhh> thats what Im talking about
55:00 <Saemon> BlackDevil omg 
55:00 <Saemon> how bill dies
55:00 <beehhh> no you dont know much
55:00 <Saemon> wasnt even sad
55:00 <Saemon> i laughed
55:00 <BlackDevil> bill?
55:00 <Saemon> when sookie stabbed him
55:00 <Saemon> bill compton yo
55:00 <beehhh> BlackDevil have you ever gone to the wildside to seattle where the corps circle are
56:00 <BlackDevil> crop circle?
56:00 <beehhh> yeah planty of them up there i see on google earth
56:00 <beehhh> just swivle through you'd be amazed
58:00 <BlackDevil> yea humans
58:00 <beehhh> good nite my memory disc need some coolant
58:00 <BlackDevil> do it
58:00 <beehhh> but looks nice
02:00 <slinky_J> I MISS U BEEHHH
09:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One.
10:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One is sleeping
10:00 <BlackDevil> wishes it was with faux
16:00 <Skirmish> element is a nobody that is desperate to be an irc somebody.
19:00 <BlackDevil> eating gum makes me sick
29:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
29:00 <Saemon> wake the fuck up now
30:00 <Saemon> did i give your old ass permission to sleep cunt?
35:00 <Saemon> know your place woman
35:00 <Saemon> men are superior in here 
36:00 <Ana_Ng> hold on
36:00 <Saemon> pay attention to me and respond
36:00 <Ana_Ng> let me catch my breath
36:00 <Ana_Ng> laughing.
36:00 <Ana_Ng> so.
36:00 <Ana_Ng> hard.
36:00 <Saemon> try breathing now
36:00 <Saemon> yeah im not afraid to hit women
36:00 <Saemon> fuck what society thinks
36:00 <Saemon> i do what i bloody well feel like
36:00 <Skirmish> Why do you come here Ana_Ng?
36:00 <Skirmish> I am curious. 
37:00 <Saemon> shes probably like me
37:00 <Saemon> bored and lonely
37:00 <Saemon> im not afraid to admit it
38:00 <Skirmish> That could very well be the reason Saemon.
39:00 <Skirmish> After spamming me in PM and making threats that she has put questionable pictures on my hard drive she is obviously ignoring me now.
40:00 <Saemon> .....what
40:00 <Skirmish> I wonder if the AFP will track her down. 
40:00 <Saemon> wow she really did all that? ...why?
40:00 <Saemon> did she like you and you jilted her or something?
40:00 <Skirmish> She had a bit of a rage at me last week. Tried to make out she had hacked me and put pictures I would have to explain on my hard drive. 
40:00 <Saemon> hell hath no fury like a jelous woman scorned
41:00 <Skirmish> Funny thing was I had to report it to my boss because of my job. If we suspect we've been hacked we need to report it to the Federal Police. 
41:00 <Saemon> lol wat a psycho bitch
41:00 <Saemon> damn she didnt know she was playin with fire eh
42:00 <Skirmish> So now her chat user name and whatever details I could get were passed into the AFP along with Austnet's details in case they needs more.  I wonder if they will bother to track her down or not. 
42:00 <Skirmish> Probably just put her on a list to get to eveentually. 
42:00 <BlackDevil> Skirmish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_cjX2Z4IFM#t=100
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Insane toe fracture (May 20, 2013) 2:42 - Category: Sports - 18,597 - 137 likes (96.5%), 5 dislikes (3.5%)
42:00 <Saemon> track her down, probaly some fat dude in his mums house
43:00 <Skirmish> I can't watch videos of shit like that happening BlackDevil.  Show me the aftermath no worries .... just don't show me how it was done. 
44:00 <Skirmish> lol Saemon that would be funny if they got back to me and told me that Ana_Ng is a guy. 
44:00 <BlackDevil> that is the after math
44:00 <Saemon> i wonder how often that happens
45:00 <Saemon> like how many of these internet females are actually dudes
45:00 <Skirmish> They must have requested info from my ISP because I got sent a form to sign and send back allowing my details and usage info to be given out. 
45:00 <Saemon> lol Skirmish
45:00 <Saemon> Ana_Ng is probably shitting herself now
46:00 <Saemon> you got some nappies Ana_Ng?
46:00 <Skirmish> *shrugs* I don't care. 
46:00 <Skirmish> I found the whole thing funny as fuck to be honest.  Her little rage out because she got banned. 
46:00 <Saemon> why did she get banned?
46:00 <Saemon> and who banned her? serenity? maurice?
46:00 <Skirmish> Because she's a pain.
46:00 <Skirmish> Serenity.
47:00 <Saemon> how is she a pain though? i havent really ever seen her do anything
47:00 <Saemon> not being on her side or anything
47:00 <Saemon> just curious
47:00 <Skirmish> Ana_Ng likes to get on her high horse and pretend she is better than everyone else in the channel.  Naturally it doesn't end well for her.
47:00 <Saemon> ah ic
47:00 <Skirmish> Then she loses it though. She rages like she's a little girl. 
48:00 <Skirmish> Floods my private message with threats. 
48:00 <Saemon> do ppl dislike her more than they dislike me?
48:00 <Skirmish> Tells me I am a piece of shit. 
48:00 <Skirmish> About the same I think Saemon.
48:00 <Saemon> see, now that i dont get
48:00 <ALDI> Skirmish is making this up Saemon
48:00 <ALDI> its all bullshit
49:00 <ALDI> Ana_Ng is fine
49:00 <Saemon> Ana_Ng is a arrogant person who thinks shes better than everyone else and talks down on ppl
49:00 <Saemon> that deserves to be hated
49:00 <ALDI> is this dumb mongrel piece of dog shit and horse shit Skirmish we need to worry about brung
49:00 <Saemon> while me, im the first guy to admit myself that im the most saddest fucker in here
49:00 <Saemon> so why am i hated?
49:00 <ALDI> i dont hate you
49:00 <ALDI> you are a good irc user
49:00 <Skirmish> You just say stupid shit Saemon.  Constantly. You annoy people with it.
49:00 <ALDI> its these ppl that are the saddest fuckers in here Saemon
49:00 <ALDI> not you
50:00 <ALDI> thestig = absolute loser
50:00 <Skirmish> The fact that ALDI is pretending to be your mate is a prime example that you're on the wrong side of the fence. ALDI is a long established nobody that is desperate to be somebody. 
50:00 <Skirmish> Everyone just ignores ALDI for the most part.
50:00 <Saemon> who is aldi anyway?
50:00 <Saemon> whays his usual nick?
50:00 <Saemon> whats*
50:00 <Skirmish> Some cock snap they call element. 
50:00 <Saemon> ah
51:00 <Saemon> the guy who threatened me
51:00 <Saemon> element threatened me to get off irc or he will ddos me
51:00 <Skirmish> He threatens heaps of people.  It's how he deals with his severe inferiority complex.
51:00 <Saemon> and hack me n shit lol
51:00 <Skirmish> Yeah he said the same to me. 
51:00 <ALDI> you fuck off Skirmish!
51:00 <Saemon> i think Bastardly_One put him up to it or something
51:00 <Skirmish> He doesn't know how to hack. 
51:00 <Skirmish> ALDI is harmless.  
51:00 <Saemon> lol ic
52:00 <ALDI> go attend to your pc because ill be in there soon
52:00 <Saemon> report him to the AFP now Skirmish
52:00 <Saemon> like u did to Ana_Ng 
52:00 <Saemon> lol
52:00 <Saemon> that will show him
52:00 <ALDI> yeh go on show me hard ass
52:00 <Skirmish> There's nothing to report Saemon.
53:00 <Skirmish> Plus it would be easier to report him because I can get his legit details off others that know who he is.
53:00 <Saemon> haha
53:00 <Saemon> isnt he permbanned from here?
53:00 <Skirmish> Until he becomes a pest they can tolerate him in the channel. 
54:00 <Skirmish> He will lose his temper and carry on like a dickhead eventually and then he will get banned again.
54:00 <Skirmish> Have a little tanty that nobody takes him seriously.
55:00 <Saemon> lol
55:00 <Skirmish> The best way to describe him is like Eric Cartman.  
55:00 <Skirmish> Always screaming for respect ... getting none. 
55:00 <Saemon> lol good analogy
56:00 <Saemon> RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!
56:00 <Skirmish> I wouldn't be at all surprised if he was a little fat nugget either.
56:00 <Saemon> napoleon complex
56:00 <Saemon> i think that term is ironic, since napoleon was actually able to conquer europe
57:00 <Skirmish> Napoleon wasn't even short. 
57:00 <Skirmish> For his day he was normal height. 
57:00 <Saemon> he was a midget of a man who actually was able to do shit
57:00 <Saemon> true
57:00 <Saemon> 5'3-5'5 i think he was
58:00 <Saemon> i see heaps of ppl that height still these days
58:00 <Saemon> i see that as average
58:00 <Saemon> just that, there are taller ppl too nowdays
58:00 <MusiciaN> yes Napoleon wasn't short
59:00 <Saemon> yeah when ppl talk about him as being short and having some kinda small man complex
59:00 <Saemon> makes u think he was like, wee-man from jackass or something
59:00 <MusiciaN> people are over 5'5 today because we have extreme high protein diets
00:00 <Ana_Ng> The average height for an adult male in the United States is:
00:00 <Ana_Ng>  5 feet 9.2 inches
00:00 <Saemon> i mum and aunts are all around 5'2 ish
00:00 <Saemon> they just seem like normal women to me
01:00 <Saemon> maybe its caused they raised me, i dunno
01:00 <Saemon> they are shorter than me of course
01:00 <Saemon> but i never 'see' them as short
01:00 <Saemon> maybe its cause of the respect i have for them or something i dunno
01:00 <MusiciaN> thats because they're avg
01:00 <Skirmish> Thanks for that nugget of useless information Ana_Ng.
03:00 <Saemon> it would be interesting to be able to see what historical figures really actually looked like
03:00 <Saemon> jesus for eg
04:00 <Saemon> born n bred in the middle east, by mary who was a middle eastern woman
04:00 <Saemon> he would most likely look like osama bin laden or something
04:00 <Saemon> not an anglo-saxon
04:00 <Ana_Ng> sorry to interrupt the big think tank going on here
05:00 <MusiciaN> lol
05:00 <MusiciaN> please do
05:00 <Skirmish> Nawwwww http://lovemeow.com/2014/08/abandoned-kittens-socks-protective-coats/
05:00 <Saemon> Ana_Ng explain yourself, why did you threaten to hack Skirmish?
05:00 <Saemon> heres your chance to argue your innocence, or justify your actions
06:00 <Saemon> who watched bigbrother?
06:00 <Saemon> no one? pretty attractive chicks in there
06:00 <Skirmish> Reality tv is fake. 
07:00 <MusiciaN> putting asside that stupid statement for a second
07:00 <Saemon> i know, i just watch it for the fappage
07:00 <Skirmish> The people in BB are manipulated in their environment for entertainment. There is nothing "reality" about it.
07:00 <MusiciaN> of course there are attractive chicks in there, why would they put unattractive people in there
08:00 <Skirmish> It's all designed to make you watch it Saemon. They put the token fatty in there sometimes so someone can have one that they feel sorry for.
08:00 <Saemon> the reality aspect of it is watching how they react and cope to these manipulated environment though
08:00 <MusiciaN> just no token ugly boong
08:00 <Saemon> lol so true, ppl always feel forced to like and be nice to the fat housemate
08:00 <MusiciaN> nobody wants to see that
08:00 <Saemon> i want to be a housemate on bb, but im scared of looking crazy on national tv
09:00 <Saemon> cuz i have these quirky ticks i do with my face
09:00 <Saemon> twitches n shit
09:00 <MusiciaN> maybe you should ask them to do a special olympics BB
09:00 <Saemon> i do them constantly in private, but when im out in public i try to really control it, so i look normal
09:00 <Saemon> but when im nervous i lose control
10:00 <MusiciaN> if everybody on there is a spaz you won't be as self concious
10:00 <Saemon> lol true
10:00 <MusiciaN> i'd actually watch that too
10:00 <MusiciaN> its genius
10:00 <Skirmish> Let's see if anything blows up today in Australia. Happy September 11 everyone.
11:00 <MusiciaN> it will still be 20 hours till we know if something will blow in usa
12:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I realise that.  Australia has been attack free though so if they want to do it here they will do it today.
15:00 <MusiciaN> really
15:00 <MusiciaN> i don't think we're closely enough related to usa for them to bother doing it today
15:00 <Saemon> oh yeah thats right
15:00 <Skirmish> Considering it's our airforce that is supplying the Kurds in Northern Iraq it gives any attack on our turf some credence.
16:00 <Saemon> our terror attack color is orange or something
16:00 <Saemon> which means attack is imminant
16:00 <Saemon> i wonder what they will do
16:00 <Saemon> crash a plane into centrepoint tower in canberra, or sydney harbor bridge, or the opera house
16:00 <MusiciaN> since when do we have a colour
16:00 <Saemon> we dont?
16:00 <BlackDevil> did you know
17:00 <BlackDevil> that australia is a prison?"
17:00 <Saemon> is it only america then?
17:00 <Saemon> yeah australia WAS a prison
17:00 <Saemon> in like the 1700s
18:00 <Saemon> we were a penal colony for england
18:00 <Saemon> now however, we are greatly situated, as we arent connected to any other land
18:00 <Saemon> imports comes straight to us 
18:00 <Saemon> invading us is damn hard
19:00 <MusiciaN> actually SA was the only state settled by free people and not ex cons
19:00 <Saemon> outbreaks n shit like the ebola crisis
19:00 <Saemon> would be hard to reach us
19:00 <MusiciaN> so you were a penal colony, i was one of the soldiers shooting your ass
19:00 <Saemon> and yet, S.A has the highest statistics of serial killer murders in australia
19:00 <Saemon> ironic
20:00 <MusiciaN> we know how to do things right over here, and never quit
20:00 <MusiciaN> even murder
21:00 <Saemon> im a first generation australian, my parents are immigrants from ireland and poland
21:00 <Skirmish> http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/defence/asio-set-to-raise-terror-warning-to-its-highest-level-yet/story-e6frg8yo-1227053227271?nk=3f34fb6882e4ae2073561c57039c91f5
21:00 <ALDI> stop being paranoid we are fine
21:00 <Saemon> so im proud to say that i am not descended or in any way related to the original british convict australians
21:00 <ALDI> but its good we are on alert
22:00 <Saemon> that the majority of causcasian australians can lay claim too
22:00 <Saemon> to*
23:00 <Skirmish> I don't think we are fine at all. Abbott is putting Australia in the cross hairs. 
23:00 <Saemon> we are so not fine
23:00 <Saemon> we have heaps of home grown ISIS sympathisers here
24:00 <Skirmish> Very true. 
24:00 <Saemon> the entire leb community
24:00 <Saemon> if u are close with them and converse with them
24:00 <Saemon> they will tell you how they really feel
24:00 <Skirmish> One was recorded stating that if they wanted to hit Australia, they would bomb a train in a capital city.
24:00 <Skirmish> We've got bugger all security.
24:00 <milk> Turnbull is closing down the CTV stations because Murdoch paid him to
25:00 <Saemon> yep
25:00 <Saemon> i
25:00 <Saemon> i'd hate for us to turn into america
25:00 <Skirmish> The wing of customs I work within was the ones that picked up the guy trying to leave Australia a few weeks back. 
25:00 <Saemon> but we made ourselves a target by following america
26:00 <Saemon> into battle in the middle east
26:00 <BlackDevil> the internet is going to be all over the world some day
26:00 <Saemon> leave australia to join isis?
26:00 <milk> thats ok we expect them to defend us while people like you run away
26:00 <MusiciaN> customs stopped my suspicious bag of white powder
26:00 <Skirmish> Australia is the perfect target if they want a big attack. America and Britain are on high alerts and have been for a long time. Their security has evolved to be at high levels normally.
26:00 <MusiciaN> is that your fault Skirmish
26:00 <Saemon> Skirmish totally
27:00 <Saemon> our laidback lifestyle doesnt help as well
27:00 <Saemon> its sad
27:00 <Skirmish> Nah we don't do shit like that MusiciaN. That is for the other side of customs.
27:00 <Saemon> i dont want to see it change
27:00 <milk> you can do the big Mighty Blighty Fuck Off USA, but you ran away from the Japs
28:00 <MusiciaN> i read that twice and still didn't get it
29:00 <ALDI> we need Skirmish out
29:00 <ALDI> piss off
29:00 <ALDI> we are fine you guys are all paranoid
29:00 <ALDI> skirmish fucks
29:00 <Saemon> yo xm
30:00 <MusiciaN> run, run now
30:00 <Saemon> wats the point of ppl lik Fez and Pyro- and Floss etc
30:00 <Saemon> who join and never chat
30:00 <Saemon> why even join whats the point
31:00 <xm> ey Saemon 
31:00 <ALDI> i agree hey Saemon
31:00 <ALDI> all these losers who sit and idle
31:00 <ALDI> like fucking  rats
31:00 <ALDI> xm is just like one of those dirty rats
31:00 <Saemon> ALDI why are u being so nice to me?
31:00 <Saemon> you threatened me to leave irc before
32:00 <Saemon> why this change of attitude and personality?
32:00 <Saemon> yeah xm ive noticed that of the 47 or so ppl in this room
33:00 <Saemon> its always about 10ish who actually say anything
37:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
37:00 <Saemon> wake the fuck up cunt
38:00 <ALDI> see xms not saying anything
38:00 <ALDI> just lurking
38:00 <ALDI> always doing it like a dog
38:00 <Saemon> oh shit, before he was asleep, how he's unconcious
39:00 <milk> l8r
39:00 <Saemon> i guess its sorta the same thing anyway, just that one a natural and the other is caused by blunt force trauma
50:00 <Saemon> https://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/new-idea/news/a/24947163/magda-szubanski-has-parted-ways-with-jenny-craig/
50:00 <Saemon> "Since then Magda has gained a significant amount of weight, reaching 126kg - which she credited to a broken rib and “calorie amnesia” "
50:00 <Saemon> rofl
50:00 <ALDI> lol
50:00 <ALDI> thats Skirmish
50:00 <Saemon> wtf is calorie amnesia?
50:00 <ALDI> and also his friend mandyjane
50:00 <Saemon> eat and forget n about it?
51:00 <ALDI> if you knew much about him ud know 
52:00 <Skirmish> xm: IT was a good read the link you linked me last night lol
54:00 <ALDI> thanks Skirmish
54:00 <ALDI> im glad it was too
56:00 <Skirmish> Does this actually work for you with other people?  Do they actually feel intimidated? 
57:00 <ALDI> Skirmish the man who gets hacked
58:00 <Skirmish> If you had hacked me then you would be using my real name and not my online nick. 
06:00 <BlackDevil> i hacked you
06:00 <BlackDevil> i know your ip
08:00 <Skirmish> I am logging off shortly to get ready to go home so that peasant element had better hurry up otherwise he will have to wait until I come back to work tonight. 
08:00 <Skirmish> He's pasting me shit in private message that is meant to scare me at the moment.
09:00 <BlackDevil> i think element is asleep
11:00 <Skirmish> Nah he's spamming my private message with shit. 
11:00 <Skirmish> Trying to scare me. 
11:00 <Skirmish> Although his "hacking code" had his full name in it. Not sure how that works.
14:00 <Skirmish> Just copied it all into my dropbox so I can bring it back up at home and forward it on.
16:00 <Skirmish> Well gents. It's home time. Enjoy the rest of your morning/afternoon/evening.
19:00 <BlackDevil> Army officer denied entry to his daughter's high school for wearing his uniform
20:00 <ALDI> not good
22:00 <BlackDevil> http://lolhehehe.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/XDB496M.jpg
23:00 <ALDI> his name was BlackDevil
24:00 <BlackDevil> http://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20140908/640/daily_picdump_1623_640_50.jpg
24:00 <ALDI> lol
25:00 <ALDI> not good
25:00 <BlackDevil> One Direction with 5 Seconds of Summer: Where We Are Tour
25:00 <ALDI> wait if its just a tattoo then lol
25:00 <ALDI> BlackDevil
27:00 <BlackDevil> .huh
27:00 <ALDI> fuck off
32:00 <BlackDevil> lol this is element http://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20140908/640/daily_picdump_1623_640_21.jpg
34:00 <BlackDevil> check this sexy girl out http://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20140908/640/daily_picdump_1623_640_43.jpg
17:00 <BlackDevil> im thinking of fapping to jesus
47:00 <BlackDevil> Today is World Suicide  Day
51:00 <milk> beautiful day for it
04:00 <Bert187> Sabah al-khair
44:00 <Snage> i just inserted an object into my rectum
53:00 <BlackDevil> Richard Kiel, who became famous for portraying the James Bond villain, Jaws ... died Wednesday afternoon at the age of 74 
22:00 <Loof> i did a shit
22:00 <psYbR> :O
22:00 <psYbR> #melbourne has reached its peak
23:00 <psYbR> from here on out nothing well be as good
23:00 <psYbR> will*
23:00 <Loof> it peaked with my last comment
23:00 <psYbR> exactly
23:00 <Loof> lol
24:00 <psYbR> although this came close:
24:00 <psYbR> <Snage> i just inserted an object into my rectum
24:00 <Loof> rofl
39:00 <BlackDevil> so hot i still have my clothes on
40:00 <Snage> i just inserted the third object up my anus
43:00 <psYbR> yeah good
49:00 <Snage> i just got the fourth up there
52:00 <BlackDevil> did a time change occur?
12:00 <Snage> yes inside my rectum
13:00 <Fez> Wreckedum
13:00 <[Maverick]> rectum? nearly damn killed the bastards
15:00 <Thoth> peaked with stupid poor people
15:00 <psYbR> rektum
15:00 <Serenity> looooooool
15:00 <Thoth> might get aurora tonight yay
16:00 <Serenity> is that the name of your blow up doll
18:00 <Thoth> aurora australis
18:00 <Thoth> yes
31:00 <Snage> i love the doodle
31:00 <Snage> and pigeons
51:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmg-sYnMIrA
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Drugs at Work (weed, ecstasy, magic mushrooms) (Jan 11, 2013) 7:55 - Category: Entertainment - 609,370 - 4,562 likes (97.2%), 131 dislikes (2.8%)
55:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv4fr8A2b-k
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Drugs at Work 2: Christmas (cocaine, LSD, Ketamine) (Dec 26, 2013) 9:29 - Category: Entertainment - 786,647 - 4,383 likes (93.3%), 317 dislikes (6.7%)
22:00 <MrsCool> iloveporn, do you watch porn ?
22:00 <gremlinz> erryday
23:00 <MrsCool> i have a cigarette
23:00 <MrsCool> 1 left
26:00 <gremlinz> they will keeil youu
26:00 <MrsCool> good
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> someone say porn :D
27:00 <MrsCool> hehe
28:00 <MrsCool> what porin you been lookin at
28:00 <gremlinz> i should d/l some 3d porn
28:00 <gremlinz> now that i have a d tv
28:00 <gremlinz> 3d*
28:00 <Maurice> You'll get pregnant
28:00 <Maurice> Like that chick in America
29:00 <Snage> you cant get pregnant up the arse
30:00 <MrsCool> america, america
30:00 <MrsCool> we go to america land of the free
31:00 <British^Meat> r u going to spam youtube links again?
31:00 <British^Meat> y u do that?
31:00 <MrsCool> ok ill paste a youtube link
31:00 <MrsCool> good idea
31:00 <MrsCool> cause we're still living in 2006
32:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dGj9h8ggCc
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: KLF - America What Time is Love (Jan 28, 2009) 4:48 - Category: Music - 621,023 - 2,103 likes (96.6%), 75 dislikes (3.4%)
33:00 <MrsCool> nice one
51:00 <BlackDevil> aaron
51:00 <BlackDevil> get my cock wet
51:00 <MrsCool> BARACK Obama has vowed to hunt down terrorists wherever they exist after announcing the US will lead a broad coalition to fight IS militants. 
52:00 <mrdanger> is that news, MrsCool?
52:00 <MrsCool> do these people even exist ?
52:00 <MrsCool> the media really hypes this crap up but its just the government themself
53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and all australia is sending is the air force lol
53:00 <MrsCool> like some fucking rag head is going to cut my head off
53:00 <MrsCool> get fucked
53:00 <MrsCool> smash ya
53:00 <mrdanger> is there like an app somebody knows of to download all the photos from a website
55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> not that i know off sorry mrdanger
55:00 <bradd_pitts> know off
55:00 <MrsCool> i know a plugin for your web browser ?
55:00 <mrdanger> whats it called MrsCool?
55:00 <MrsCool> mrdanger, yes well just use wget
55:00 <mrdanger> ive found a couple but they all have average ratings so i was hoping somebody had used one
55:00 <MrsCool> are you running windows or linux
56:00 <mrdanger> win does
56:00 <MrsCool> it will download the entire website
56:00 <Bastardly_One> he's kiwi
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and a security guard ... expect illiteracy
56:00 <Bastardly_One> know *of
56:00 <MrsCool> check out wget if you can get that running on windows i run it on linux
56:00 <MrsCool> wget: missing URL
56:00 <MrsCool> Usage: wget [OPTION]... [URL]...
56:00 <MrsCool> Try `wget --help' for more options.
56:00 <bradd_pitts> what your excuse then Bastardly_One
56:00 <Bastardly_One> same deal
57:00 <MrsCool> might help
57:00 <Bastardly_One> he's as much maori as I am
57:00 <bradd_pitts> yah youre everything  combined in 1
57:00 <stebie> mrdanger, try flashgot plugin add-on for firefox (i've not tried it)
58:00 <stebie> btw, hi
58:00 <stebie> it may also require a download manager installed on the pc
58:00 <MrsCool> there is a downloader called ant video which is a plugin to download youtube videos
58:00 <Bastardly_One> mrdanger, I was wandering ... I know what you said but what are you trying to achieve?
58:00 <MrsCool> lol
58:00 <MrsCool> sounds pretty lame but yer
58:00 <MrsCool> its true
59:00 <MrsCool> a "downlaoder" lol
59:00 <bradd_pitts> im guessing he wants to download all the images off a website.
59:00 <stebie> which may come in handy for other purposes anyways
59:00 <Bastardly_One> couldn't it be doing trying to access site ftp menus?
59:00 <bradd_pitts> stibbie :')
59:00 <MrsCool> unless you just want to right click and save all of them 
59:00 <bradd_pitts> MrsCool that'd take forevs
59:00 <Bastardly_One> steebie *salutes*
59:00 <MrsCool> how many pics you got ?
59:00 <bradd_pitts> can't believe i just referred to someone as mrdanger
59:00 <bradd_pitts> er
59:00 <bradd_pitts> as MrsCool **
59:00 <MrsCool> cunt wants like all these porn pics
59:00 <bradd_pitts> Mrs. Cool.
00:00 <Bastardly_One> MrsCool as if you'd know Shane
00:00 <Bastardly_One> hush
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that's pz
00:00 <bradd_pitts> i know.
00:00 <Bastardly_One> only thing he'd know is how many stubbies it takes to right click them all 
00:00 <bradd_pitts> ok
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ah all the pics on one page or scattered?
01:00 <stebie> i used to use free download manager (FDM), and that appears to be supported by flashgot, so maybe give them a try
01:00 <MrsCool> lol
01:00 <stebie> FDM is alright
01:00 <MrsCool> lol a manager
01:00 <MrsCool> sounds like youre running windows
02:00 <MrsCool> all these lame programs and shit
02:00 <mrdanger> Bastardly_One: uni project is to make a dude a new website
02:00 <mrdanger> he wants the same conent
02:00 <mrdanger> content*
02:00 <mrdanger> so i need to download all his pictures and shit
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oh easy!
02:00 <MrsCool> i can type a website out easy
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <MrsCool> even php
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oh not realy 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna say just cut and paste the coding ... kind of fails
03:00 <MrsCool> <head>
03:00 <MrsCool> <html>
03:00 <Bastardly_One> how many fucking pics does he have?
03:00 <mrdanger> im just being lazy and using a wordpress template, just need to dl the pictures and give him a nicer looking gallery
03:00 <MrsCool> thousand
03:00 <mrdanger> the only ballsacks part is ive gotta do it over the next week and i leave for malaysia tonight
03:00 <mrdanger> so my holidays gunna be all gayed out with homework
03:00 <Bastardly_One> My opinion?
04:00 <stebie> mrdanger, not worried about infringing copyright? :p
04:00 <mrdanger> stebie: they're his pictures?
04:00 <stebie> ahh
04:00 <Bastardly_One> he wants the site then he should send you the pics he wants put up
04:00 <mrdanger> yeah he owns a furniture and bedding store, he just wants the same stuff in a newer page layout
04:00 <stebie> i suggested something above.. check it out
05:00 <mrdanger> thanks stebdawg
05:00 <stebie> ^_-
08:00 <MrsCool> put it in a tar 
08:00 <MrsCool> zip it up
08:00 <MrsCool> with a password
08:00 <Bastardly_One> or whatnot ... 
08:00 <MrsCool> .tar.gz
14:00 <Bastardly_One> well, there goes my afternoon
14:00 <Bastardly_One> seems like I need new shoes
14:00 <Bastardly_One> well shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I found a nice pair of converse
19:00 <Bastardly_One> bit old to wear the style though ... grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I know I could of got those locally too
29:00 <mrdanger> iloveporn
35:00 <British^Meat> yer, its pretty good
36:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
36:00 <Bastardly_One> nm
36:00 <British^Meat> porn, indeed
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I see now 
39:00 <British^Meat> i find im just more of a soft porn fan
00:00 <mrdanger> HI LOOF
02:00 <Bastardly_One> *hi(gh)
03:00 <Loof> i touched myself
38:00 <Moke> np: [Drake-Nothing Was The Same-(Deluxe Edition)-2013-CR][12-drake-too much.mp3]
41:00 <Loof> you call that crap music?
41:00 <Loof> not too bright are you Moke
42:00 <Moke> huh
42:00 <Moke> the cr is the release group u fucking n00b
42:00 <Moke> stfu fuckwit
43:00 <{LeE}> O_o
43:00 <Loof> Moke wears a vial of cum around his neck, 1 part his dad's cum to 1 part his brothers mix
43:00 <Fez> Havent u moved yet lee?
44:00 <Moke> what a faggot pat
44:00 <{LeE}> dont get the keys till monday
44:00 <Fez> Damn
44:00 <{LeE}> yerrp
44:00 <{LeE}> :(
44:00 <{LeE}> i wanna get the fuck outta here
44:00 <Moke> u will have to wait for interwebs
44:00 <Fez> X in the corner
44:00 <Loof> moke does it to try to show his everlasting devotion to the art of family cumsuckling
44:00 <Moke> hopefully tpg move it over quick
44:00 <Moke> loof fuck off u piece of shit
45:00 <{LeE}> Moke>>
45:00 <{LeE}> ??
46:00 <Loof> moke you little fgt brothertoucher gtfo loser
46:00 <Loof> lol @ moke
46:00 <{LeE}> i dont want the internet any more it can go fo
47:00 <Moke> why dont u gtfo 
47:00 <Moke> u should have been a cum stain on the sheet
47:00 <Moke> fucking oxygen thief
47:00 <{LeE}> :/
47:00 <Moke> ill kill u cunt loof
47:00 <Thoth> DEY TERK ERR JERBS
47:00 <Moke> lul
47:00 <Loof> but how will you look at cat pics or bewbs without the net?
47:00 <British^Meat> Loof sux :)
47:00 <{LeE}> ????
48:00 <Moke> wtf
48:00 <{LeE}> since when do i look at cats n boobs
48:00 <Loof> weirdo
48:00 <Loof> that's what the net is for
48:00 <Loof> cats n boobs
48:00 <{LeE}> no its not maybe for u but not me
48:00 <Serenity> mmm boobs
49:00 <{LeE}> i use it to pay the bills and fb n thats it but i have my phone so no need for it
49:00 <{LeE}> n when bubs comes i wont be on the net at all 
50:00 <{LeE}> hence why i left when the girls were born i had no time for this shit
52:00 <Moke> np: [Metric - Fantasies (V0)][03 - Satellite Mind.mp3]
52:00 <Moke> loof looks at cats to rape
52:00 <Moke> sick cunt
52:00 <{LeE}> HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA omg lmfao my kid just fully jumped out her skin coz the washing machine started to jump around hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa so fucken funny looked like she seen a ghost 
58:00 <Shadowgate> be funny guys as im drinking beer
59:00 <{{{LeE}}}> <{Lee}> omg dont make me think about kuniva's cock i'll get horny
59:00 <{{{LeE}}}> [#melbourne] <{LeE}> lol we made 3 of our mates wank under a doona as we wanted to know who was ganna cum first we were 15 [#melbourne] <Loof> statistics show most chicks have already sucked off the family dog by that age
01:00 <Moke> hahaha
01:00 <Moke> owned
02:00 <Moke> np: [KOOL A.D. - WORD O.K][KOOL A.D. - WORD O.K. - 01 OPEN LETTER (PROD. AMAZE 88).mp3]
06:00 <Moke> np: [Satin Panthers][02 Thunder Bay.mp3]
13:00 <Resool> hello Snoopys_Gunship please do not leave
14:00 <Moke> snoopys
14:00 <Moke> i remember that turd burger
14:00 <Moke> np: [Calm Down EP][02 I Want U.m4a]
14:00 <Loof> gtfo Restool
14:00 <Loof> you pervert
14:00 <Loof> no eurotrash idiots allowed
15:00 <Moke> german go wank your fucking dogs dick
15:00 <Resool> hello Fool why do not you like me
16:00 <Moke> cause you are eurotrash
16:00 <Moke> now fuck off 
16:00 <Resool> loof is the reverse way of fool
17:00 <Resool> sorry
17:00 <Moke> np: [Kilter-They Say-WEB-2014-SPANK][01-kilter-they say.mp3]
24:00 <mrdanger> Researchers lab-tested samples of 24 varieties of German beers, including 10 of the nation’s most popular brands. Through their superpowers of microscopic analysis, the team discovered plastic microfibers in 100 percent of the tested beer samples.
24:00 <mrdanger> awesome news
26:00 <British^Meat> uh oh
32:00 <Loof> bee_girl do you have big bewbs?
32:00 <bee_girl> i have a generous supply
33:00 <Loof> cool we should cybr
34:00 <Loof> :P
34:00 <{LeE}> ewwwwwwwwwww
34:00 <Loof> even more ew than say..
34:00 <Loof> for instance..
35:00 <Loof> sucking off a homeless guy and finding a cheesy pube stuck in your teeth the next day?
37:00 <British^Meat> speaking from experience he is
38:00 <Loof> or licking kuniva's ballsack when a zit encrusted in 3 month old grease pops covering your tongue in rotting green pus?
39:00 <British^Meat> speaking from experience he is
39:00 <{LeE}> fuck man ur grosss
40:00 <{LeE}> ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
40:00 <{LeE}> i never went there 
40:00 <bee_girl> mew
40:00 <{LeE}> so cant say id know
41:00 <Mew> Bgrl
41:00 <{LeE}> i gtg cyas latersss off to fill out paperss
05:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
15:00 <Thoth> lame
15:00 <Thoth> came for aurora. go home sat. sat night predicted to be large aurora. might have to extend trip
15:00 <BlackDevil> Kanye West -- Hospitalized in Australia ... Horrible Migraine
15:00 <BlackDevil> ha
15:00 <BlackDevil> fuckers
15:00 <xm> arent you going to Tassie Thoth 
16:00 <xm> wouldnt it be better there?
16:00 <Thoth> im there now
16:00 <xm> oh
16:00 <xm> you must be using a shell
16:00 <Thoth> indeed
17:00 <Thoth> via inmarsat 
19:00 <British^Meat> R U hiding?
20:00 <Thoth> escaping
20:00 <Thoth> and experiencing
21:00 <mrdanger> gf is driving me fuckin nuts
22:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152662521228851
22:00 <Doodle> http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/00/ca/72/00ca72fccf4c3d92fdd4c6392a9a15e3.jpg
22:00 <Doodle> 4 mrdanger
23:00 <mrdanger> lol
27:00 <British^Meat> u she bein nuts?
28:00 <British^Meat> or y
28:00 <British^Meat> y she being nuts
28:00 <mrdanger> we're flying to malaysia at like 1AM
28:00 <xm> preggars
28:00 <mrdanger> she's been runnin around like a nutbag
29:00 <mrdanger> she just stresses out over nothing
29:00 <mrdanger> she literally cried and stomped around for an hour before because she thought shed left her jacket at work
29:00 <mrdanger> i looked for it for 5 minutes after the hour had passed and found it
29:00 <xm> should have put on hard style
29:00 <mrdanger> lol
31:00 <British^Meat> Mmmm
31:00 <British^Meat> yes typical that behaviour is
31:00 <British^Meat> dudes are all like, put trousers on, put shoes on, ready
31:00 <British^Meat> not so much for the female variety
31:00 <mrdanger> dudes under 50 dont usually call them trousers though
31:00 <British^Meat> im always late for my birthdays/outings/family gatherings for that exact reason
32:00 <British^Meat> soz
32:00 <British^Meat> english thing
32:00 <British^Meat> coz in the UK pants are underpants
32:00 <Fez> U got flannelette in the uk?
33:00 <TheRon> bobbs?
33:00 <xm> one thing that confuses me about the English school system is how the top schools are public but not public in the sense the state runs them
33:00 <TheRon> boobs?
33:00 <xm> just a legacy name from the old days
33:00 <Fez> Yes! Boobs!
33:00 <mrdanger> a bit like calling the conservatives the liberal party
36:00 <British^Meat> i dunno about flanelette TBH
36:00 <TheRon> winnie blues?
36:00 <Fez> Holdens with chev badges?
37:00 <mrdanger> holdens with chev badges are funny
37:00 <Fez> Fuckin bowtie on a car..
39:00 <xm> the channel rules here mean nothin' to me...
39:00 <xm> https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/235357014/funny-dog-skater-smoking-drinking-prohibited.jpg
40:00 <Fez> Lol
40:00 <British^Meat> ru....les??
41:00 <Fez> Rules are.. tits out or gtfo
42:00 <TheRon> those rules rule
43:00 <Fez> :D
43:00 <FredFlinstone> got some stout today
43:00 <FredFlinstone> Coopers
43:00 <TheRon> cooking or drinking purposes?
43:00 <FredFlinstone> both lol
43:00 <FredFlinstone> hope its ok havent drunk stout for a long time
43:00 <British^Meat> gross
44:00 <British^Meat> nah coopers is good
44:00 <British^Meat> i jus thate pale ale
44:00 <TheRon> the yellow one is good
44:00 <TheRon> extra stout
44:00 <British^Meat> just hate pale ale
44:00 <FredFlinstone> thats the one
44:00 <FredFlinstone> ah so I bought the right one! woohoo
44:00 <FredFlinstone> only one they had
44:00 <British^Meat> green pale
44:00 <British^Meat> red sparkling
44:00 <British^Meat> yellow stout
44:00 <FredFlinstone> bloody liquorland
44:00 <TheRon> a six pack of those and you're sat on your arse for the rest of the night
44:00 <FredFlinstone> took me ages to find that
44:00 <FredFlinstone> oh shit
45:00 <FredFlinstone> I need two for the schanks
45:00 <FredFlinstone> blow my head off
45:00 <FredFlinstone> going to the local RSl tonight have a few
46:00 <TheRon> a few for the anzacs??
46:00 <FredFlinstone> ehhehee of course what else
46:00 <FredFlinstone> not many left now
47:00 <TheRon> no ww1 vets left
47:00 <FredFlinstone> father in law was in the second WW
47:00 <FredFlinstone> but Borneo
47:00 <TheRon> both my gp were in ww2
47:00 <FredFlinstone> he is still goign at 92
51:00 <TheRon> steak night?
52:00 <xm> my granddad is still in ww 2. hiding in the jungles of the philippines
53:00 <xm> gotta admire that loyalty
53:00 <TheRon> can't find charlie?
53:00 <xm> everyone else was a piker
54:00 <Fez> They looked for him on the moon
54:00 <Fez> But he wasnt there
54:00 <TheRon> i keep getting nam flashbacks
54:00 <TheRon> that contiki tour was hell
54:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
55:00 <FredFlinstone> what will I have tonight?
55:00 <TheRon> steak?
55:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
55:00 <Fez> Breasts
55:00 <FredFlinstone> hmmmm
55:00 <TheRon> paella style risotto?
56:00 <FredFlinstone> perhaps
56:00 <FredFlinstone> what about drinks wise?
56:00 <FredFlinstone> a beer first?
56:00 <Fez> Go some nachos
56:00 <TheRon> i can't trust bistro's with risotto for some reason
56:00 <FredFlinstone> then red or white?
56:00 <FredFlinstone> no way nachos
56:00 <Fez> Aw
57:00 <FredFlinstone> they have a great salmon rissotto at the Manningham
57:00 <TheRon> garlic chicken breast in a white wine cream sauce?
57:00 <FredFlinstone> nah not into creamy shit
57:00 <FredFlinstone> or garlic
57:00 <FredFlinstone> see what they have
58:00 <TheRon> roast chicken with a nice jus?
58:00 <FredFlinstone> yes that be ok
58:00 <FredFlinstone> with lots of vegies
58:00 <TheRon> i'd eat that, i don't even eat gravy
58:00 <FredFlinstone> and gravy over them 
58:00 <TheRon> i find gravy dodgy
59:00 <FredFlinstone> most gravies in ubs and the like is ordinary
59:00 <FredFlinstone> pubs
59:00 <TheRon> gravox is the worst shit
59:00 <TheRon> see a nice jus i can handle
59:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont mind it
59:00 <FredFlinstone> with the pan juices its fine
00:00 <FredFlinstone> daughter loves it lol
00:00 <FredFlinstone> eats it with bread hahahaha
00:00 <TheRon> a simple deglaze i'm happy with
01:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah
01:00 <FredFlinstone> nice gravy is orgasmic
02:00 <FredFlinstone> depends on the meat you have just cooked
03:00 <TheRon> i am a fussy eater
03:00 <FredFlinstone> idiots cut most of the fat off these days
03:00 <FredFlinstone> and take the skin off the chicken
03:00 <FredFlinstone> idiots!
04:00 <TheRon> when i made the chicken cassserole the other day i left the skin on and didn't notice it
04:00 <TheRon> probably flavoured the sauce
04:00 <FredFlinstone> I never take it off
05:00 <FredFlinstone> if you wanna take it off take it off after you cook it ffs
05:00 <FredFlinstone> it dries out
05:00 <FredFlinstone> when I had the previous butcher I used to ask for the beef which hadnt been trimmed
05:00 <FredFlinstone> dont have to eat it
06:00 <TheRon> yeah just render it
06:00 <FredFlinstone> but shit it makes so much diff when you cook it
06:00 <TheRon> not that hard to do
06:00 <FredFlinstone> so moist
06:00 <FredFlinstone> nup
06:00 <FredFlinstone> but people are so dumb
07:00 <FredFlinstone> I cant eat that fat and then go out and stuff their guts with maccas
07:00 <FredFlinstone> or the like
07:00 <TheRon> seen those roast potato packs in supermarkets, people are gettign so lazy
07:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
07:00 <FredFlinstone> thats the way it will be 
07:00 <FredFlinstone> no one wants to cook
07:00 <TheRon> mind you i tend not to peel vegies
07:00 <FredFlinstone> cos they cant!
07:00 <FredFlinstone> me too
07:00 <FredFlinstone> both my daughters have been taught to cook
07:00 <British^Meat> R U GUYS 50?
08:00 <TheRon> i like potato skin so
08:00 <FredFlinstone> me too
08:00 <FredFlinstone> I get the unwashed spuds and just scub them
08:00 <FredFlinstone> tastier
08:00 <TheRon> i get the washed
08:00 <FredFlinstone> spuds love the dirt and dark
08:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no way
08:00 <TheRon> just being lazy
08:00 <FredFlinstone> hmmmmm
09:00 <FredFlinstone> takes 5 seconds I mean how many are you going to eat?
09:00 <Doodle> 12
09:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao yeah sure
09:00 <TheRon> British^Meat: blink182 - dammit
09:00 <FredFlinstone> doodle has his hand on his doodle
09:00 <TheRon> doodle you stoned again?
09:00 <British^Meat> a lot of em are washed anyways...
09:00 <Doodle> i might be
09:00 <British^Meat> they literally just spray the dirt back on ":/
09:00 <FredFlinstone> it the pope catholic?
09:00 <Doodle> nothing else to do
09:00 <British^Meat> I D G I
09:00 <FredFlinstone> is
10:00 <FredFlinstone> you could go out and burn some rubber?
10:00 <Doodle> cant
10:00 <FredFlinstone> why is that?
10:00 <Doodle> tyres are down to the belts
10:00 <Doodle> and its wet
10:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
10:00 <FredFlinstone> so sad
10:00 <TheRon> doodle after you wax the car, do you paint the fence?
10:00 <Doodle> i have a spare set
11:00 <Doodle> no TheRon, the fence is about to fall over
11:00 <Doodle> no point
11:00 <FredFlinstone> like yourself?
11:00 <Doodle> i dont wax my car either
11:00 <TheRon> no karate kid for you
11:00 <Doodle> i wash it too often for it to need waxing
11:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahahaha
11:00 <FredFlinstone> so no paint left?
11:00 <FredFlinstone> washed it away
12:00 <Doodle> heaps left
12:00 <Doodle> its due for a buff
12:00 <FredFlinstone> mine had its first wash at the service lol
12:00 <British^Meat> ppl who dont wash/clean thier cars should be shot
12:00 <Doodle> if they wash my car when its being serviced i will straight up murder them
12:00 <FredFlinstone> why?
12:00 <FredFlinstone> saves you doing it
12:00 <Doodle> i do a better job and i dont scratch my car
13:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao 
13:00 <FredFlinstone> do you fuck your car?
13:00 <Doodle> no?
13:00 <FredFlinstone> right up the exhaust pipe
13:00 <British^Meat> u get a car wash at service?
13:00 <British^Meat> crikeys
13:00 <TheRon> the exhaust?
13:00 <Doodle> uh
13:00 <FredFlinstone> snap TheRon
13:00 <British^Meat> do all mechanics do that?
13:00 <Doodle> nobodys dick would touch the sides of my exhaust
13:00 <FredFlinstone> its like anal sex but hotter
13:00 <FredFlinstone> ouch!
14:00 <FredFlinstone> oh your exhaust is so wide?
14:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t31.0-8/1921023_10201998780744715_1925213803_o.jpg
14:00 <FredFlinstone> oh dual
15:00 <FredFlinstone> big tubes
15:00 <FredFlinstone> thats nearly as big as my wifes giney lol
15:00 <Doodle> big chewbz
15:00 <Doodle> lmao
15:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahahahaha
16:00 <TheRon> doodle, anywhere in ballarat that does a good risotto??
16:00 <FredFlinstone> your place
16:00 <TheRon> all the ones i've had are shit
16:00 <Doodle> dunno i never get risotto when i eat out
17:00 <Doodle> my sister likes the risotto at gc's
17:00 <FredFlinstone> need a wog restaurant
17:00 <TheRon> the bowling club has bad risotto
17:00 <FredFlinstone> the bowels club! what you expect
17:00 <TheRon> creamy and you know, done properly?
17:00 <Doodle> leagues club maybe
17:00 <Doodle> the foos is pretty good there
17:00 <Doodle> food
18:00 <FredFlinstone> I made a fuckin awsome one once years ago
18:00 <FredFlinstone> was on the back of a carnation milk tin
18:00 <FredFlinstone> was so creamy I couldnt eat it again even though it was low caloreie
18:00 <TheRon> sampled the one at the clarendon in geelong and it's the best jerry the best
19:00 <FredFlinstone> good shit
19:00 <Doodle> lol
19:00 <Doodle> thx george
19:00 <FredFlinstone> still sober enough to taste it?
19:00 <TheRon> thats kenny banja
19:00 <FredFlinstone> wtf is this talk?
19:00 <FredFlinstone> not seinshit
19:00 <Doodle> oh i thought you were channeling george costanza
20:00 <TheRon> i do a lot i know but not this time
20:00 <Doodle> i saw your rochelle rochelle line the other night
20:00 <Doodle> i lolled
20:00 <TheRon> nice
20:00 <TheRon> a lot of nudity in that
21:00 <Doodle> apparently
21:00 <TheRon> a film is what it is
22:00 <FredFlinstone> I am going up a tad early and have a beer first
22:00 <TheRon> for me ballarat to geelong is a 4 can trip
22:00 <FredFlinstone> catcha next time
22:00 <TheRon> no worries
22:00 <Doodle> o/
22:00 <Doodle> i havent been to geelong in a while
22:00 <Doodle> maybe when Nikky finally gives in
23:00 <TheRon> my bro lives down there
23:00 <Doodle> i could live there
23:00 <TheRon> bro lives in north shore
23:00 <Doodle> i have cousins down there but in povvo grovedale
24:00 <Doodle> when i had my rx7 i was down there all the time cos my mechanic was there
24:00 <Doodle> i broke down there a lot
24:00 <TheRon> probs down there for grand final day
24:00 <British^Meat> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10203738891766951
25:00 <TheRon> doodle you have a barbie or something to goto for grand final day
26:00 <Doodle> nah i'm usually working but prolly not this yr
26:00 <TheRon> the chicks don't watch the footy
27:00 <TheRon> you could be in
27:00 <Doodle> with a bit of luck
29:00 <TheRon> drunk chicks and proximity is amazing
31:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: having a afl grand final party?
32:00 <Ana_Ng> eh eff ell
33:00 <TheRon> does the bar have cable?
34:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: this years grand final as tom jones
34:00 <TheRon> has
35:00 <Moke> sup ppls
36:00 <TheRon> go cats
36:00 <Fez> Suns mate
36:00 <Fez> 2014 champs
36:00 <Fez> Lol
36:00 <TheRon> ............right!
38:00 <TheRon> c'mon eileen
38:00 <Fez> Someone has to dream
39:00 <TheRon> i dream one day the wallabies will beat the all blacks
39:00 <Fez> Sarah monohan is brave
39:00 <TheRon> who is that?
39:00 <TheRon> nice norgs?
40:00 <Fez> The hey dad chick
40:00 <Fez> She put rob away for molesting her
40:00 <TheRon> the one that got touched up?
40:00 <Fez> But thats not all
40:00 <Fez> Yea that one
40:00 <Fez> It gets worse they reckon
40:00 <TheRon> is ralph magazine in her future?
41:00 <Fez> Nope
41:00 <Fez> Penthouse
41:00 <TheRon> going all in
41:00 <Fez> Maybe its playboy
41:00 <TheRon> robert hughes is a sick fuck
42:00 <TheRon> robert hughes won't survive prison
42:00 <Fez> Surprised he still kickin
42:00 <TheRon> he's gonna get rammed
43:00 <TheRon> if not already
43:00 <TheRon> robert hughes won't need the tv week logies to find out how popular he is in prison
44:00 <Fez> Lol
45:00 <Fez> Guards look the other way
45:00 <TheRon> of course
45:00 <Fez> Or help
45:00 <TheRon> nothing happened
46:00 <TheRon> dunno who it was
46:00 <Fez> He slipped boss
46:00 <TheRon> the knife was on the floor when he slpped
47:00 <Fez> Yea
47:00 <Fez> He went to pick it up 
47:00 <Fez> Slipped
47:00 <Fez> N srabbed himself 17 times
47:00 <Fez> Stabbed too
48:00 <TheRon> fez i didn't notice the spelling till you pointed it out
49:00 <Fez> Ah well
50:00 <Fez> Id only of been fooling myself
52:00 <simba> back i
52:00 <TheRon> genuinely, go port on the weekend
52:00 <simba> genuinely go port adelaide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> go kfc
53:00 <TheRon> go you
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's wrong with me man why am I craving kfc all the time? the shit makes me ill :/ lol
53:00 <TheRon> makes you shit too
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer and clogs you up
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> makes you eat and lay down and wonder why
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> im still gonna do it TheRon!!!
55:00 <TheRon> be it on your own head
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> oi TheRon do uno if the bond marathon is still on chan 9 every sat?
56:00 <TheRon> no ide
56:00 <TheRon> whats the bond marathon?
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> bond
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> james bond
57:00 <TheRon> could be
58:00 <TheRon> PandasDontDrive: boobs or gtfo
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> ehehe
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> we all saw bee girls cleavage last nite :P
58:00 <FredFlinstone> damn I have to drink VB!
59:00 <TheRon> damn where was i?
59:00 <Fez> Where?
59:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: ?
59:00 <FredFlinstone> that's moi
59:00 <TheRon> no rsl?
59:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
59:00 <TheRon> damn
59:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck all choices
59:00 <Fez> Pandas is fibbin
00:00 <FredFlinstone> no friggin Boags :(
00:00 <TheRon> rebel rebel you torn your dress, rebel rebel your face is ames
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> u was not
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's where you were
01:00 <TheRon> steak/>
02:00 <FredFlinstone> bugler was just on
02:00 <FredFlinstone> good tune
02:00 <British^Meat> u know how like, lesbians scissor?
02:00 <British^Meat> whats the word for that?
02:00 <FredFlinstone> lest we forget
02:00 <FredFlinstone> ok fucknoff
03:00 <Moke> my penis threw up
04:00 <TheRon> is that code?
04:00 <Moke> np: [Metric - Synthetica [Deluxe Edition] (2012)][02 - Youth Without Youth.mp3]
04:00 <Moke> fuck this album is great
05:00 <simba> British^Meat tribbing
05:00 <simba> lol
06:00 <TheRon> talking heads - and she was
07:00 <Moke> simba
07:00 <Moke> sup
07:00 <Moke> i have some stuff u may want
08:00 <TheRon> put it back in your pants
08:00 <British^Meat> "stuff"
08:00 <Moke> np: [Diplo - Express Yourself [VBR]][01 Express Yourself feat. Nicky Da B.mp3]
08:00 <Moke> diplo is the shit
09:00 <Moke> RIP Nick Da B
09:00 <Moke> Nicky*
11:00 <TheRon> doof doof = poof poof
12:00 <Moke> shoosh
12:00 <Moke> talking heads are one of my favorite bands
12:00 <Moke> the cure as wel
13:00 <simba> Moke
14:00 <simba> Moke Eed Vry Ay
14:00 <TheRon> milli vanilli?
14:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/yAJ7U.jpg
14:00 <Fez> Wheres liinda?
14:00 <TheRiddler> mountain bike with grunt
14:00 <TheRiddler> she left irc
14:00 <British^Meat> want
14:00 <Fez> Oh
15:00 <Fez> That sucks
15:00 <simba> Moke listeneing now this sounds redonk
15:00 <simba> bit xtreme
15:00 <British^Meat> redonk is not good
15:00 <fawks> Hello
15:00 <British^Meat> it is a version of ridiculous
15:00 <British^Meat> or, ridonkulous
15:00 <TheRon> jimmy barnes rules
16:00 <simba> hhhhhhHHHello
16:00 <fawks> hhhhhh
16:00 <fawks> hh
17:00 <TheRon> storm v bulldogs, get on
17:00 <TheRon> go storm
19:00 <simba> go da powa
19:00 <TheRon> go cats
19:00 <simba> go home cats
19:00 <British^Meat> i should probs go for powa
19:00 <British^Meat> yer, i go for power
19:00 <British^Meat> aas long as a vic team dont win, its all good
19:00 <simba> carn the pear
19:00 <TheRon> British^Meat: do you have teeth?
20:00 <British^Meat> yer pear
20:00 <British^Meat> i like that
20:00 <British^Meat> can i use that?
20:00 <simba> some chick had a big pear sign that said carn the pear on it at the game
20:00 <British^Meat> farkn pear mate
20:00 <TheRon> john butler trio - betterman
23:00 <Snage> BMW stinks like a pommy faggot
24:00 <TheRon> who are you?
24:00 <fawks> Like a pomegranate 
24:00 <Snage> TheRon loves the donkey punch
24:00 <TheRon> bye
25:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
26:00 <TheRon> has john buttler carshed at yours Bastardly_One ?
28:00 <TheRon> fawks who wins this weekedn?
29:00 <fawks> Manly, roosters, broncos, melb
29:00 <TheRon> i like it
29:00 <stuffz> test
30:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/n0hWT.jpg
30:00 <stuffz> is cleo10 hot?
30:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: boobs!!!
30:00 <fawks> Nice photoshopped mud
30:00 <TheRon> could be
30:00 <TheRon> could be a man
31:00 <stuffz> !seen cleo10
32:00 <doctor> hi stuffz, wb
32:00 <stuffz> hi doctor. it has been a while
32:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/WZPtn.jpg
33:00 <doctor> hows the adventures?
33:00 <stuffz> tyhe adventures have been good, same same
36:00 <doctor> excellent, good to see you again
38:00 <stuffz> i dotn bang on about women anymore. i put them in a astronomical black hole. punctured spacetime i think'
39:00 <stuffz> im into tr4annies instead
39:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up
39:00 <stuffz> shadowmuslim
41:00 <Bastardly_One> christ
41:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh cool shut up
43:00 <Bastardly_One> whoa
44:00 <stebie> nelly
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I forgot I had friends in NYC ... I just go in trouble for 9/11 post
44:00 <Bastardly_One> rightfully so
44:00 <Bastardly_One> from their perspective anyway
44:00 <Bastardly_One> hey steebie
45:00 <stebie> what's up
45:00 <[Maverick]> VAAAAGINNAAAAA
45:00 <[Maverick]> my penis
45:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet fa ... not sure if that is a good or bad thing yet
14:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYUvCStLYJI
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Prince - Purple Rain - Live at the Rod Laver Arena (May 15, 2012) 3:36 - Category: Entertainment - 771,717 - 1,072 likes (82.4%), 229 dislikes (17.6%)
18:00 <beehhh> women likes to kill man
18:00 <beehhh> they gets away easily afterwards
19:00 <beehhh> i saw one girl with her four daughters shes in her 25's
19:00 <couleurs> shut up beehhh 
19:00 <Doodle> lol in her 25s
23:00 <Bastardly_One> cute
23:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of 
25:00 <Mew> mid twenties would overload his system
26:00 <Doodle> same
26:00 <couleurs> agreed
27:00 <Mew> so naughty
30:00 <Sponge> what's the latest on the oscar preestoolirus trial
31:00 <Thoth> cold. no aurora so far. fuck god
40:00 <Bastardly_One> well, this is rather boring
40:00 <Mew> yiiiis
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> k f c
41:00 <couleurs> who's up 4 some fifa then
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> zinger pieces.
42:00 <Mew> a spot of fifa ol' chap
43:00 <Mew> Loofah
43:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
43:00 <Bastardly_One> when I'm edgy I can't play games
43:00 <Loof> sup
43:00 <Bert187> yo mutherfuckers 
47:00 <Loof> ooomp, now there's an abbott voting lump of shit if i've ever seen one
47:00 <ooomp> Fuck off unionist
48:00 <ooomp> Labor has like the liberals done jack shit for this country for a long time except make it worse
48:00 <ooomp> All politics suck.
48:00 <Sponge> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne-Fy2TT1gM
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Oscar Pistorius Verdict: Watch Live (Date not found) 0:00 - Category: News & Politics - - 23 likes (92%), dislikes (8%)
49:00 <Bastardly_One> trial update as it's on ABC news now
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
49:00 <Sponge> which abc
49:00 <Sponge> abc1?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> hang o 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> n
49:00 <Bastardly_One> 24
50:00 <Sponge> cool
50:00 <Loof> who gives a fuck about that shit
50:00 <Loof> die cunt
50:00 <Loof> i sat through a 30 second youtube ad for that
51:00 <Sponge> it''s going to be like the oj trial
51:00 <Sponge> he's  going to get off
51:00 <Sponge> you be telling  people where you were when you heard dthe oscar verdict
51:00 <Loof> is this #womansweekly or #melbourne?
52:00 <Mew> lmfao
52:00 <ooomp> Let's talk about you Loof
52:00 <Mew> #dollydoctor
52:00 <Loof> lol
52:00 <Mew> #whywontitfit?
52:00 <Loof> dear dolly, Loof hurt my butt, what can i do?
52:00 <Serenity> aw man i loved dolly doctor
52:00 <Mew> #myvaginafeelsslippery
53:00 <Mew> #whatsagobby?
53:00 <Sponge> Mew did you ever fuck yourself with a hair brush when you were young>?
53:00 <Mew> Omg partay.
53:00 <Loof> shhhh partgay wont get aroused if we don't talk about his father's penis
53:00 <Serenity> the impulse cans were all the rage when i was a teen
53:00 <Sponge> yeah there's even a warning on nthe can saying 'not for internal use''
54:00 <Loof> in the ass
54:00 <Serenity> lolll
54:00 <Serenity> 'impulse can is not a dildo'
54:00 <Bert187> #melbourne masterbation club
54:00 <Mew> <Mew> #myvaginafeelsslippery
54:00 <Mew> <Mew> #whatsagobby?
54:00 <Mew> Join: partay [c0564e0c.optusnet.com.au]
54:00 <Loof> lured him
54:00 <Mew> timing
55:00 <Bert187> how can i get in this gang
55:00 <Bert187> i wanna be part of the gang
55:00 <Loof> pics of your mums boobs
55:00 <Mew> fill up chanops cunt with Scooby snacks and you're in
56:00 <Loof> Bert187 no babymetal allowed ok
59:00 <partay> Hahaha 
59:00 <partay> Sensed it 
00:00 <doctor> #wetbits
00:00 <partay> TFIFT
03:00 <partay> should I take a sickie tomorrow 
04:00 <partay> Mental health day 
04:00 <doctor> of course
05:00 <doctor> i really like this picture for some reason http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/5736522-3x2-940x627.jpg
08:00 <doctor> http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/5736510-3x2-940x627.jpg
10:00 <ping> thats a shit picture
11:00 <partay> ^
11:00 <doctor> yeah well thats just like your opinion
13:00 <Serenity> that sheep looks so proud
14:00 <ping> what sheep
14:00 <doctor> i'd be proud too
15:00 <[Maverick]> I like a proud sheep
15:00 <Serenity> did you even look at the picture
15:00 <Serenity> lol
16:00 <ping> yeah
16:00 <ping> just a pile of wool with a dog
16:00 <Serenity> no
16:00 <Serenity> [6:05pm] <doctor> i really like this picture for some reason http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/5736522-3x2-940x627.jpg
17:00 <partay> Bee-girl Picard is now going to stalk you 
17:00 <ping> oh that one
17:00 <Serenity> someone showed me bee_girl clevage last night
17:00 <ping> show me
17:00 <bee_girl> Yeah he was stalking me last night
17:00 <Serenity> as if i have it
17:00 <ping> you must have logs
17:00 <ping> and like browser history
18:00 <bee_girl> Surely
18:00 <Serenity> i am not searching my logs to find someone elses boobs to show you
18:00 <Serenity> lol
18:00 <Serenity> i cant even remember who it was
18:00 <ping> why not
18:00 <ping> i would if you asked me
18:00 <ping> :(
18:00 <Serenity> but im not you
18:00 <Serenity> :P
29:00 <ping> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W35dyPTh6o
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dethklok - I Ejaculate Fire [Official Music Video] (Sep 10, 2012) 3:39 - Category: Music - 1,056,769 - likes (97.5%), dislikes (2.5%)
31:00 <matrix> Evening all
34:00 <matrix> Hey snoops
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey matrix
41:00 <doctor> sponge was right http://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2014/sep/11/oscar-pistorius-verdict-trial-live
42:00 <Serenity> loool
43:00 <Serenity> also
43:00 <Serenity> another adults only sale on cotd Maurice
43:00 <Maurice> Curses
43:00 <Doodle> there goes wa's buttplug supply
44:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Do they sell speculums? Im asking... ah, for a friend.
44:00 <Serenity> how ruuude
44:00 <Serenity> lol no they dont have speculums
44:00 <Maurice> I can never find the damn sale
44:00 <Mew> < doctor> yeah well thats just like your opinion < I love that movie so much
45:00 <Serenity> http://www.catchoftheday.com.au/event/41384/?utm_campaign=140911_afterdark&utm_content=solus&utm_medium=email&utm_source=COTD
46:00 <Maurice> Serenity to the rescue
46:00 <Maurice> My bank account wont thank you though
47:00 <Doodle> cat just stuck his head in the bin
47:00 <Doodle> fell over
47:00 <Doodle> pretending like he meant it now
47:00 <Maurice> Go from a flutter to a throb in seconds and enjoy wall-banging climaxes every time
47:00 <Maurice> Lol Doodle
47:00 <Doodle> no i will not
47:00 <Maurice> But you'd love it
48:00 <Doodle> i'm not that kind of girl
48:00 <Maurice> Lies
49:00 <Serenity> hey remember what happened last time
49:00 <Serenity> the we vibe.
50:00 <Maurice> Blew my mind
50:00 <Maurice> Amongst other things
00:00 <Doodle> right well, thats them for a couple of hours
04:00 <[[\^aLiEn8D|_Romeo_^^> the steaks are high
04:00 <Doodle> its from all the pcp they feed cows
04:00 <[[\^aLiEn8D|_Romeo_^^> ahaha
06:00 <[[\^aLiEn8D|_Romeo_^^> mmm
06:00 <[[\^aLiEn8D|_Romeo_^^> sm
06:00 <[[\^aLiEn8D|_Romeo_^^> o
06:00 <[[\^aLiEn8D|_Romeo_^^> K
07:00 <[[\^aLiEn8D|_Romeo_^^> 3
08:00 <[[[-Eventual> hi simba
08:00 <[[[-Eventual> are you awake?
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> so much cgi in oz the great and powerful
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> too much :/
11:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Pandis
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
12:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Pandis how are you?
14:00 <Skirmish> Firstly, let me say how terrible the experience was being hacked by element. 
14:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Skirmish
14:00 <Skirmish> I mean ... it was so boring. 
14:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Skirmish: how are you?
15:00 <Skirmish> Who knew that getting hacked simply meant some peanut would fill a private message window with "code".
15:00 <Doodle> lol
15:00 <Skirmish> I am awesome as always Mayo.
16:00 <Skirmish> AND ... the code that was hacking me had HIS full name in it.  
16:00 <xm> i thought that was shads
16:00 <Skirmish> Terrible experience. 
16:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> What is it?
16:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> loooooolllll
16:00 <Skirmish> I do not share peoples real names on the internet. 
16:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> it would have been shads using elements name
17:00 <xm> shads been doing it heaps lately
17:00 <Skirmish> Nah this was far too complex to be shads. 
17:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> rofl
17:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> fair enough
17:00 <Skirmish> That retard wouldn't know how to pull off anything that looks like code.
17:00 <xm> but shads has exclusive firewall software from the federal government!
17:00 <Doodle> fedral gummint
18:00 <Skirmish> The same firewall software some 14yo kid hacked in a few hours?
18:00 <xm> it is just one of his boasts
18:00 <Skirmish> I enjoy his boasting. 
18:00 <xm> tha the got it off a 'mate that works there'
18:00 <xm> yeah, quite funny
18:00 <Skirmish> One of my favourite shads moments was finding out that his Clubsport commodore was a V6. 
18:00 <xm> 'i look 25'
18:00 <xm> that's my favourite perhaps
19:00 <Doodle> lol wtf a v6 clubby
19:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Mad bodykit yo
19:00 <Skirmish> Yeah. Limited release ;) 
19:00 <Skirmish> Glued his mothers tupperware to an executive. 
20:00 <Doodle> hahahaha
20:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> LOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
20:00 <Skirmish> Not only does it look good ... it also reheats your leftovers in 2mins! 
21:00 <Skirmish> Poor ole shads. Another example of a kid that fell through the cracks of the public education system.
21:00 <Skirmish> OR ... he was home schooled.
21:00 <partay> V6 clubby?
21:00 <Doodle> fell into the crack of his mums arse more like
22:00 <Skirmish> I haven't seen him in a channel I am in for quite some time. I wonder how much he would estimate my debt at now. It was just over half a million the last time I seen him.
22:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> fuck off Doodle, you're no better
22:00 <Doodle> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllll TheMayo
22:00 <Doodle> fuck off
22:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> Rob
22:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> you are a FAGGOT
22:00 <thestig> lolllllllllll
22:00 <Doodle> you wish homo
23:00 <thestig> mayooooooooooooo
23:00 <Doodle> thestig
23:00 <Skirmish> 1. Doodle doesn't lie. 2. Doodle's car is exactly what he says it is. 3. Doodle doesn't claim to make 1/4 of a million $$ producing music. 
23:00 <Doodle> i see you've been trolling the 350zers
23:00 <Doodle> i produce ice
23:00 <thestig> me? they are all a bunch of trolls lol
23:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00 <partay> Pistorious not guilty 
23:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> lmaooooooooooooooooooo @ thestig
23:00 <thestig> but seriously his code scanner is only 40 bucks
24:00 <Skirmish> Not guilty of everything or just murder? 
24:00 <Doodle> i wonder if he will leave court with a spring in his step partay
24:00 <thestig> just murder atm
24:00 <Skirmish> Last I looked the court had gone to lunch and it was just murder he was off.
24:00 <Doodle> click his heels together
24:00 <Doodle> wait nm
24:00 <Skirmish> lol
24:00 <thestig> lol
25:00 <partay> Doodle you're the master 
25:00 <Doodle> he should have just said there was a darkie in his house and he couldnt see
25:00 <Doodle> bam, let off
25:00 <Skirmish> I want to see someone get off on a charge and be protected from being charged again and stand up and throw the room the bird and scream HA HA SUCKERS! I DID IT!
25:00 <Skirmish> That is his defence Doodle.
25:00 <Doodle> like oj simpson ?
25:00 <Skirmish> He thought his mrs was in the bedroom and someone had climbed into his bathroom. 
25:00 <Skirmish> He shot through the closed door. 
26:00 <Doodle> it was a whites only bathroom obv
26:00 <thestig> doodle such a big page on face book. 
26:00 <Doodle> what page
26:00 <thestig> 350z
26:00 <Doodle> yeh
26:00 <Doodle> mostly americans
26:00 <thestig> if i dont close facebook it makes noises all night
26:00 <Doodle> haha
26:00 <Skirmish> My mrs has added a 350Z to her list of possible future cars. 
27:00 <Skirmish> So much for getting a Forrester. 
27:00 <Doodle> she can buy mine
27:00 <Skirmish> Forester?
27:00 <Skirmish> Two R's?
27:00 <thestig> ill give you 6 k
27:00 <Doodle> one r
27:00 <Doodle> for 6k you can have the wheels suspension and exhaust
27:00 <thestig> lol
27:00 <couleurs> Forester Gump
27:00 <thestig> they sell em for that much over in the US
27:00 <Skirmish> I will give you $4.5k because I have to get it back to NSW and register it here and the blue slip will cost me big.
27:00 <TheRedCoatsAreComing> couleurs tell us about TheRiddler
27:00 <Doodle> yeah but there are 10 times as many of them
28:00 <Doodle> no it wont
28:00 <Doodle> its roadworthy
28:00 <Doodle> sort of
28:00 <Serenity> Doodle i saw the gayest man ive ever seen today driving a sky blue 370z
28:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <Skirmish> Vic roadworthy and NSW road worthy are two very different things. 
28:00 <Doodle> yeah vic roadworthies are stricter
28:00 <Skirmish> What made him the gayest man you have ever seen?  Was he wearing a scarf?
28:00 <Doodle> the 370z doesnt do it for me
29:00 <Serenity> the sky blue 370z
29:00 <Doodle> for that money i'd get a secondhand cayman
29:00 <Doodle> then wrap it around a pole
29:00 <Serenity> lol
30:00 <Serenity> its weird how you guys have to get slips for already registered cars
30:00 <Skirmish> One of the workers here has a 370. Purple number plates. I would guess his marriage just broke up and they sold the house. 
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <Doodle> the only people driving 370s atm are azns, mid life crisis sufferers and it workers
30:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: If it was registered in NSW I wouldn't have to. But since it's from another state I need to get a blue slip which states it is roadworthy to NSW standards.
31:00 <Doodle> Skirmish my 180sx went to nsw
31:00 <Serenity> yeah you just get them transfered here
31:00 <Doodle> it was nowhere near roadworthy
31:00 <Doodle> this car would be way easier to get slips for
31:00 <couleurs> 2fast2furious
31:00 <couleurs> rays u 4 slips
32:00 <Doodle> couple of neesan sr20s would fetch a premium the weekend before racewars huh
32:00 <Doodle> *gets oil drum*
32:00 <Skirmish> I am considering getting her a BRZ like she wants.  I did one up on GT6 with flouro green mags and she wants it to look exactly like that.
32:00 <Serenity> lol
32:00 <Skirmish> Won't be until after the wedding though. 
32:00 <Doodle> lol fuck sake Skirmish
32:00 <Doodle> stop making me dislike your mrs
32:00 <Serenity> its lucky you two are marrying each other
32:00 <Serenity> cause you're both giant car fags
33:00 <Doodle> hahaha
33:00 <couleurs> BRZ, i heard those are rwd!!!!!!
33:00 <Skirmish> They are.
33:00 <Doodle> and gutless
33:00 <Doodle> waste of $35k
33:00 <couleurs> just like my 12 year old bmw
33:00 <couleurs> n BOOM
33:00 <Doodle> my bmw went boom too
33:00 <couleurs> ya they're shit, don't do it
33:00 <couleurs> all show no go
33:00 <ness> i think my hairdresser turned me into a wranger!!!
34:00 <Doodle> i was logging its arse off at the time tho
34:00 <Doodle> f
34:00 <Skirmish> I buy whatever car I want. I always have a list running of other cars I want. 
34:00 <Doodle> 2yo mx5 >>>> brz/86
34:00 <Doodle> get one with a folding metal roof and bam, done
34:00 <Skirmish> I will buy a mustang when they are released in Aus and you can all kiss my bottom.
34:00 <couleurs> rather a fwd golf gti or something than a brz
34:00 <Doodle> golf r
34:00 <Skirmish> There is a Camaro at the Toy Shop here actually.
35:00 <Doodle> focus st
35:00 <Doodle> scirocco
35:00 <Doodle> all better
35:00 <couleurs> thank u
35:00 <Doodle> i'm not even going to dignify the mustang comment with a response
35:00 <couleurs> s2000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
35:00 <Doodle> s2000s are cool but a bit old now
35:00 <couleurs> v-tec kicked in, yo
36:00 <Serenity> this indians making me nose run
36:00 <ShadowLurker> less cars
36:00 <ShadowLurker> more porn
36:00 <couleurs> new mx-5 soon?
36:00 <Doodle> its out
36:00 <Doodle> looks weird
36:00 <couleurs> wut
36:00 <Doodle> it has a chinky face now
36:00 <Doodle> ^_^
36:00 <couleurs> didn't know
36:00 <Doodle> i prefer the old one
36:00 <ShadowLurker> u cunts are shit
37:00 <Serenity> the mazdas have happy faces
37:00 <Serenity> i think its mazda
37:00 <couleurs> is this just a facelift model?
37:00 <ShadowLurker> ^_^
37:00 <Doodle> nah its all new
37:00 <Doodle> yeah they do sezz
37:00 <Serenity> :D
37:00 <couleurs> it looks more triangley
38:00 <couleurs> oh shit that red 1 with black wheels and metal roof
38:00 <Doodle> sezz: http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w60/jdsoldger/Miata/DSC_3070_zps25173846.jpg
38:00 <Serenity> hahaha
38:00 <Serenity> how cute is that
38:00 <Doodle> lol this one: http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/04/11/thumbnail/pysepetu.jpg
38:00 <Doodle> WHEEEEEEEEEEE
39:00 <Serenity> when i was a kid my cousins bf had a car with those blinky eyes
39:00 <Serenity> and he used to make them go up n down for me
39:00 <Serenity> i loved it
39:00 <Serenity> blinky lights*
39:00 <Doodle> lol yeah i used to have to do it all the time for ppl when i had the 180
39:00 <Serenity> lol eyes..
39:00 <Doodle> and the rx7
39:00 <Doodle> miss popups
39:00 <Doodle> if you flick the switch on and off fast you can make them wink
40:00 <Serenity> yeah!
40:00 <Serenity> he used to make it wink
40:00 <Serenity> and id go spastic
40:00 <Serenity> i was like 7..
40:00 <Doodle> hahaha
40:00 <Doodle> teen
40:00 <couleurs> why does it cost $52k wtf is this in real money
40:00 <Doodle> yeah thats why you buy a 2nd hand one couleurs
41:00 <Doodle> like all the 2nd hand toyota 86's about now
41:00 <Serenity> i dont know if i really see the point in brand new cars
41:00 <Doodle> cos nobody wants them now that they realise how slow they are
41:00 <Serenity> i mean.. it'd be nice if money was no boundary but...
41:00 <couleurs> $50gs for a mx-5 lol
41:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: Look at the cost of a Golf R. I would love one ... but not for nearly $60k
41:00 <Doodle> the only new car i'd pay for is an individual bmw or a mercedes designo
41:00 <Doodle> where you can pick and choose EVERYTHING
42:00 <Doodle> like whale penis skin seats
42:00 <Doodle> and leopardskin doors
42:00 <Serenity> LOL whale penis
42:00 <Doodle> theyre big seats
42:00 <Serenity> check out me dick seats
42:00 <Doodle> haha
42:00 <Maurice> I heard Doodle is saving up for a prius
42:00 <Doodle> i hope they clean them first
42:00 <Doodle> i'd drive a prius
43:00 <couleurs> into the sea
43:00 <Doodle> its just like being in a golf kart but with a cd player and windows
43:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: I buy new because I have wanted to avoid having a car that would cost me big to repair.  Whilst i was getting the home loan going I didn't want my car to fuck up and cost me $5k or more to fix. 
43:00 <Serenity> thats why you buy a car thats not a bucket of shit
43:00 <Serenity> lol
43:00 <Doodle> Skirmish: thats why you buy a one year old car with the balance of new car warranty
43:00 <Doodle> jesus
43:00 <Skirmish> Now things are a lot more established and there is a second income in the house I will start to consider options and look at quality second hand cars.
44:00 <Skirmish> The market in Newcastle doesn't have much if a difference in price Doodle.  
44:00 <Doodle> i should start a car broking business it;s clear that you fuckups cant buy a car for yourselves without doing all your dough
44:00 <Skirmish> For the sake of maybe $4k I would prefer to go with the new car. 
44:00 <Doodle> 4k! bullshit
45:00 <Doodle> any car depreciates more than 4k as soon as it is registered
45:00 <Skirmish> I am not talking private sales. I don't have the time nor patience to fuck around with private sales.
45:00 <Doodle> neither am i
45:00 <partay> Auctions 
45:00 <Doodle> registered cars on the yard not even demos would be worth less than never registered cars
45:00 <Doodle> by more than 4k
45:00 <Doodle> easy
46:00 <Skirmish> Most of the time in Newcastle you look at a 1yo car compared to a new car, once you pay for it to get on the road in most instances you are only saving about $4k.
46:00 <Doodle> dealers register them to meet bonus quotas from the manufacturers
46:00 <ness> Pistorius not guilty......pigs ass
46:00 <Serenity> why are you spending 4k to fix a car
46:00 <partay> Car yards are a rip off 
46:00 <Doodle> thats bullshit Skirmish and if it isn't you need to learn how to haggle more
46:00 <partay> They buy cars at auctions 
47:00 <ness> cunt better get done for manslaughter
47:00 <Skirmish> Perhaps I do. 
47:00 <Serenity> did he really get not guilty ness?
47:00 <partay> Not guilty 
47:00 <ness> yep, what a joke
47:00 <Serenity> thats completely fucked
47:00 <Skirmish> Before the court went to lunch the judge stated he would NOT be getting done for murder but other lesser charges were still on the table.
47:00 <ness> its amazing what money can buy
47:00 <thestig> it was an accident
48:00 <Serenity> yeah how much did he pay the judge
48:00 <Maurice> Bullshit it was
48:00 <thestig> the chick wanted to get famous through him
48:00 <thestig> now she is famous
48:00 <Serenity> by being dead?
48:00 <Serenity> lol
48:00 <ping> lol
48:00 <ness> fuck off thestig
48:00 <ness> she was a model already well known
48:00 <thestig> sezz well probably not her intentions
48:00 <Serenity> their relationship was abusive
48:00 <Serenity> he wasnt an accident
48:00 <Serenity> it*
48:00 <ness> he was an egotistical prick
48:00 <Skirmish> Just because they didn't have a great relationship doesn't mean he killed her intentionally.
49:00 <thestig> well everyone put him on high horse
49:00 <Maurice> Maybe one bullet could be an accident
49:00 <Serenity> 'didnt have a great relationship' lol he was a possessive abusive animal
49:00 <ness> i don't think it was premeditated.  but i think he got angry and snapped
49:00 <Skirmish> A lot of people have shitty relationships ... guys ain't murdering all their bitches.
49:00 <Serenity> and she wanted to leave. now shes dead
49:00 <Doodle> dont be mean to mr flappy paddles
49:00 <Skirmish> You can't just draw that conclusion. 
50:00 <Serenity> its no different to you saying he isnt
50:00 <ness> i hope the prick never gets laid again.......im sure no one will want to date him again
50:00 <Serenity> theres evidense that says otherwise
50:00 <thestig> If Oscar #Pistorius is found guilty of culpable homicide he could face a maximum 15 years in jail:
50:00 <thestig> Read more at http://www.9news.com.au/topics/pistorius#TRcjFbRLMuTf7OmJ.99
50:00 <ness> maybe he can get raped in jail, repeatedly
50:00 <thestig> he might get laid in prison
50:00 <Skirmish> Even if he is guilty. He remained true to his story. His story never faultered once and considering where he lives, it was consistent with what a reasonable person in his situation would have done and that was how it was being judged. 
50:00 <thestig> my lady
50:00 <Doodle> plus, the spew bucket
51:00 <thestig> some thought he wouldnt have a leg to stand on
51:00 <Doodle> keke
51:00 <Doodle> the jury were stumped
51:00 <thestig> lolll
51:00 <Serenity> oh stig..
51:00 <Serenity> lol
51:00 <Skirmish> Diminished capacity "At the time of the shooting I was legless"
52:00 <ness> lol thestig
52:00 <thestig> spring in his step was the best one
52:00 <[Maverick]> "If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it," I said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing.
52:00 <[Maverick]> Then I realised that was in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?
52:00 <Doodle> looool
52:00 <thestig> loll
52:00 <Skirmish> lol
53:00 <thestig> ness even if he gets off he will not have a good life
53:00 <[Maverick]> Roses are red,
53:00 <[Maverick]> Violets are glorious,
53:00 <[Maverick]> Don't try to surprise
53:00 <[Maverick]> Oscar Pistorius.
54:00 <thestig> maybe he will hang himself 
54:00 <Doodle> nah
54:00 <ness> dumb fuck will probably write a book
54:00 <ness> make more money
54:00 <Doodle> he wouldnt be able to kick the stool out from under himself
54:00 <Skirmish> If he really intended to kill her then he took a massive risk shooting through the door like he did.
54:00 <ness> i hope he gets manslaughter
54:00 <Maurice> Lol
54:00 <Serenity> its lucky i dont have a gun cause i woke up in the middle of the night once when ShadowLurker went to the toilet and almost gave him a heart attack screaming at his shadow
54:00 <thestig> doodle lol
54:00 <ness> cos if he doesn't the system is shite
54:00 <Doodle> omg sezz
55:00 <Doodle> kids standing next to your bed
55:00 <Doodle> bang
55:00 <Serenity> LOL
55:00 <Maurice> That was frigging Tyler
55:00 <Maurice> Woke up to him staring at me
55:00 <Doodle> my sisters kids do that
55:00 <Serenity> god help my kids if they ever do it
55:00 <Doodle> fucking hell
55:00 <Serenity> cuase id kick them
55:00 <Maurice> He's lucky I didn't punch him in the face
55:00 <Serenity> ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *SMASH*
55:00 <ness> my dad nearly shot me when i was young.  we had a shop and i was sleepwalking.  i set off the alarm
55:00 <Doodle> ness, everyones dad has nearly shot them as a kid
55:00 <ness> when i woke up my dad was standing there with a shot gun.......its funny...now
55:00 <thestig> ness what is sleep walking like
56:00 <Serenity> sleep walking is like sleeping
56:00 <ShadowLurker> "thats what you get for getting out of bed... next time stay in bed
56:00 <Doodle> i asked my dad where he keeps his ammo cos of when ebola gets here and the zombie outbreak
56:00 <Doodle> he didnt tell me
56:00 <ness> lol
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> sleeping with your LEGS
56:00 <Skirmish> I heard our back sliding door open late one night. Went outside to find Ethan standing on the patio asleep. 
56:00 <Serenity> my dad sold all his guns when my brother was born
56:00 <Serenity> jerk
56:00 <ness> i grew up in a rough area
56:00 <Skirmish> That was a bit scary that he would leave the house whilst sleep walking. 
56:00 <Doodle> i grew up in the country
56:00 <Doodle> lol well
56:00 <Doodle> grew up
56:00 <Doodle> figuratively
57:00 <ShadowLurker> i grew up in a shed
57:00 <Doodle> that explains a lot
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> why does james franco always look like he's about to cry :(
57:00 <ShadowLurker> my hatred for humanity?
57:00 <Skirmish> My grandfather gave me a slug gun at 7yo and told me to run around their property in Narrabri and shoot rabbits.
57:00 <Doodle> no your fear of sunlight
57:00 <ShadowLurker> oh yer
57:00 <Serenity> my brother took dads bow n arrow n shot one across the powerlines
57:00 <Serenity> took the whole streets power out
58:00 <Doodle> my dad shot his mate in the face once
58:00 <Skirmish> Poof.
58:00 <Doodle> that was one hell of a yom kippur
58:00 <ShadowLurker> my brother shot me wityh a bb gun
58:00 <ShadowLurker> quite a few times
58:00 <ShadowLurker> so did sezz
58:00 <Serenity> i shot you with a bb gun
58:00 <Serenity> :>
58:00 <Skirmish> How many pumps before you were shot?
58:00 <ShadowLurker> bb gun
59:00 <Doodle> lol
59:00 <Serenity> right on the end of the knoob
59:00 <Skirmish> That's a bit rough.
59:00 <Serenity> it was an accident
59:00 <Serenity> and i was drunk
59:00 <ShadowLurker> tell me about it
59:00 <Doodle> the dart is poisoned
00:00 <ShadowLurker> "its not even loaBANG"
00:00 <Serenity> :>
00:00 <ShadowLurker> evidently it was loaded and cocked
00:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL COCKED
00:00 <ShadowLurker> SO WAS SHE
00:00 <ShadowLurker> badum tiss
00:00 <Doodle> lool
01:00 <Serenity> -.-
05:00 <Skirmish> YAY
06:00 <Bert187> i hope that cunt never comes back
06:00 <Bert187> :)
06:00 <Skirmish> Death is the only thing that will stop him logging into irc.
06:00 <Skirmish> He will be here when he is 60. 
06:00 <Bert187> thats ok by me
06:00 <Bert187> hahahaha
07:00 <Skirmish> He will still be wearing a straight brimmed DC cap and convincing people he is cool because he does drugs. 
07:00 <Bert187> he'll be here 150 years
07:00 <Bert187> hahahaha cool coz drugs
07:00 <Skirmish> He may find it harder to go to parties and hang out with people 40 years younger than him though.
07:00 <Serenity> lol i dont think he liked me telling him he was too old for converse shoes today
08:00 <Skirmish> He should just buy a fedora and be done with it. 
08:00 <Bert187> im getting a barnbiy joyce checkerd shirt
08:00 <Bert187> im going to dress like a man
08:00 <partay>  Poor B1. 
09:00 <partay> Destined to achieve nothing
09:00 <partay> Has anyone askedhim RU OK ?
09:00 <Serenity> im buying ant a fedora lol
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:00 <ness> R U OK?
13:00 <ness> DO I FUCKING LOOK OK!!
13:00 <Fez> Yes
14:00 <thestig> pistorious live stream is back
14:00 <thestig> http://www.9news.com.au/pistorius
15:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: Today is R U OK day ... R U OK B1? 
15:00 <ness> ah fuck him.  i hope the chicks dad comes into court with a shot gun and cleans him up
15:00 <Skirmish> It's this kind of passionate response to crimes that seen the removal of the death penalty.  PEOPLE LIKE YOU RUINED IT NESS!
16:00 <ness> thats not murder, thats a community servicew
16:00 <ness> i believe in karma
16:00 <thestig> innocent till proven guilty
16:00 <Skirmish> I believe that he didn't intend to kill her. 
17:00 <thestig> he already has no legs
17:00 <ness> it wasn't planned.....i agree
17:00 <Skirmish> Sure, he's clingy ... but he has no fucking legs.  Surely he feels a little insecure. 
17:00 <ness> i think he had a fit of rage (after she wanted to leave)
17:00 <ness> on valentines day
17:00 <Serenity> what makes you sure hes so innocent
17:00 <Serenity> theres fairly solid evidense hes lied about things
17:00 <thestig> skirmish if he had legs he may of got up and checked
18:00 <Serenity> even simple things like when she went to bed
18:00 <thestig> he isnt able bodied so he had no choice
18:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Because shooting through a closed door is a risky way to off someone. He could have missed, he could have just winged her. He couldn't plan the shots to ensure maximum damage. 
18:00 <thestig> serenity you have to put yourself into his shoes
19:00 <Skirmish> I believe his story.  Just because someone is a bit insecure and doesn't tick everyones boxes as being an A Grade partner doesn't mean he is a murder. 
19:00 <ness> any gun training will go note "do not shoot unless you can see the target"
19:00 <thestig> ness what about the 9 year old with the oozie
19:00 <Serenity> i dont think thts a solid excuse at all
19:00 <Skirmish> ness: It is south africa.  It's not Melbourne. 
19:00 <Serenity> he wasnt just a bit insecure
19:00 <Serenity> he was abusive
20:00 <Skirmish> That still doesn't make him a murderer. 
20:00 <Serenity> and its fact that the most dangerous time for an abused partner is when they decide to leave
20:00 <Skirmish> Just makes him a scummy person.
20:00 <ness> he was an egotistical prick
20:00 <Serenity> no his lies make him a murderer
20:00 <Skirmish> I don't think he lied. 
20:00 <Serenity> but theres proof he lied
20:00 <Serenity> like saying she was in bed by 10pm and theres PROOF neither of them were
20:00 <Skirmish> Lied about what? 
20:00 <thestig> he didnt mean to lie 
21:00 <ness> he was watching porn, cos she wasn't giving him any
21:00 <Skirmish> Getting her bed time wrong still doesn't make him a murderer.
21:00 <Maurice> Lol oozie
21:00 <thestig> what was she doing in the bathroom she should of been in the kitchen
21:00 <Serenity> their bed time and it proves his whole story about the night wrong
21:00 <thestig> maurice did you see the vid
21:00 <Maurice> No
22:00 <Serenity> lying about the timeline of that night is sus
22:00 <thestig> a trainer was teaching a 9 year old too shoot an oozie
22:00 <Maurice> It's uzi
22:00 <thestig> and it kicked back and shot him
22:00 <ness> fkn america
22:00 <ness> pew pew pew pew 'Merica
22:00 <Serenity> his whole crocodile tears in court make me sick too
22:00 <ShadowLurker> i dunno about you guys but when i break into a house i like to go to the toilet and lock the door
23:00 <Skirmish> He just endured a massive emotional shock ... I would have been more skeptical if he had got everything about that nights timeline correct.
23:00 <thestig> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfMzK7QwfrU
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 9-year-old girl accidentally kills shooting instructor with Uzi (Aug 26, 2014) 0:28 - Category: News & Politics - 12,280,026 - 4,046 likes (22.9%), 13,592 dislikes (77.1%)
23:00 <Serenity> oh rubbish
23:00 <Serenity> hes as guilty as they come
23:00 <ShadowLurker> fty him
23:00 <ShadowLurker> wot
23:00 <Skirmish> I think you want to believe that because it was shown he wasn't a model partner. 
23:00 <ShadowLurker> fry him
23:00 <Serenity> no i believe it because its obvious he did it
23:00 <Serenity> lol
23:00 <thestig> OMG they gave him 1 year jail WHY!
24:00 <ness> BECAUSE HE HAS MONEY
24:00 <thestig> nah joke the judge still going on
24:00 <Skirmish> lol
24:00 <ness> get out of jail free card
24:00 <thestig> i think he is going to get a few more years
25:00 <TheRiddler> 10yrs manslaughter
25:00 <Serenity> let say that guy that threw his mrs off the balcony didnt do that either
25:00 <ness> hahahah yeah right
25:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: The evidence more than suggests he did.
25:00 <partay> Which one 
25:00 <Serenity> so does the evidense for this
25:00 <Serenity> whats the difference
25:00 <TheRiddler> in jail but reduced to 5yrs in a correctional institute
25:00 <Skirmish> He recorded the night. 
26:00 <partay> No he locked her on the balcony 
26:00 <thestig> dam you technology
26:00 <Skirmish> There is no recording of him telling her he is going to shoot her through the door!!!!!
26:00 <Serenity> no Skirmish not that guy
26:00 <Serenity> that guys a freak
27:00 <Serenity> gittony
27:00 <TheRiddler> no parole
27:00 <ness> yeah and dumb fuck g/f was sticking up for him
27:00 <Serenity> gittany**
27:00 <Skirmish> The guy in QLD recorded the whole thing. He is fucked. He clearly told her he should throw her over the balcony, and the recording supports that is exactly what he did. 
27:00 <Serenity> im not talking about him
27:00 <ness> he used to make her green tea in the morning (model b/f)
27:00 <Skirmish> It's open and close.
27:00 <Serenity> IM NOT TALKING ABOUT HIM
27:00 <Serenity> ffs
27:00 <stebie> but he's so dreamy
27:00 <partay> gittany
27:00 <Serenity> im talking about simon gittany
28:00 <Skirmish> I am not familiar with that case off hand. 
28:00 <thestig> oh get fucked the judge stopped and will resume in the morning
28:00 <Serenity> .
28:00 <ness> yeah psycho lebo who threw his fiance off the balcony
28:00 <thestig> THEY JUST HAD LUNCH
28:00 <Serenity> it was only one of the biggest court cases
28:00 <Serenity> this year*
28:00 <Skirmish> Not on my radar. 
28:00 <ping> less than 1m ago
28:00 <ping> Masipa says Pistorius acted “too hastily and used excessive force … It is clear his conduct was negligent.”
28:00 <ping> And with that, court adjourns for the day.
28:00 <Serenity> lida harnum
28:00 <stebie> thestig, maybe they have food comas
28:00 <Serenity> lisa
28:00 <stebie> i get that after friday lunch
28:00 <thestig> stebieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
28:00 <stebie> ._.
28:00 <ness> judge is waiting to see how bad people will react to NOT guilty charge to murder
29:00 <Skirmish> BRB got to do stuff they pay me fore.
29:00 <Skirmish> for*
29:00 <thestig> the judge wasnt happy with his reactions 
30:00 <thestig> We will return tomorrow morning for verdict, but seems inevitable Pistorius will be convicted of culpable homicide
30:00 <Serenity> i know when i rob a house the first thing i do is lock myself in the funny
30:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not watching it
31:00 <Serenity> dunny..
31:00 <thestig> its funny how everyone goes nuts because he killed a woman
31:00 <thestig> if it was a criminal he would be loved all around the world
32:00 <TheRiddler> who rational fears are not something a person with mental illness will have
32:00 <Serenity> not around the world thestig just australia
32:00 <TheRiddler> -who
32:00 <Serenity> we have an odd way of glorifying criminals
32:00 <TheRiddler> ned kelly
32:00 <TheRiddler> umm
33:00 <thestig> alphonse gangggatanooooo
33:00 <xm> they're just aussie battlers
33:00 <Serenity> alphonseee
33:00 <xm> gotta kill a few to pay the bills
33:00 <thestig> UNLCE CHOPPER REID
34:00 <thestig> uncle
34:00 <thestig> before maurice spelling police sees it
34:00 <xm> ulcer chopper red
34:00 <Maurice> Read ;)
35:00 <TheRiddler> I cant remember what he got time for 
35:00 <TheRiddler> cop killing?
35:00 <xm> tax evasion -- he ran an Asian grocery
35:00 <TheRiddler> or was it killing gang members
35:00 <xm> he only got done on a technicality
36:00 <simba> <@Serenity> we have an odd way of glorifying criminals - my fav is making gangsters seem less important by calling them 'UNDERWORLD FIGURES'
36:00 <TheRiddler> then making shows about them
37:00 <Serenity> [8:36pm] <RoomService> HI SERENITY
37:00 <Serenity> [8:36pm] <RoomService> YOUR TITS ARE SO SAGGY YOU CAN CAMP UNDER THEM
37:00 <Serenity> [8:36pm] <Serenity> thats nice
37:00 <Serenity> lol who is that
37:00 <thestig> wow that was shit
37:00 <Skirmish> Well that is fantastic news if her family ever finds itself homeless!!
37:00 <simba> some1 with a crush
37:00 <TheRiddler> shads?
37:00 <Serenity> nah not shads
38:00 <TheRiddler> oh
38:00 <Serenity> not sure you can tell how saggy my tits are the way im holding them
39:00 <Skirmish> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=656599971114234&fref=nf    <------ Watch this and be prepared to laugh a LOT.
39:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: They are just trying to deal with their own self loathing over the fact that they dislike you, but fap furiously over your bewbs. 
39:00 <Serenity> its like a hate fap
39:00 <Serenity> hahah
39:00 <Serenity> confusion
42:00 <Skirmish> It is so cold outside and my nipples are high beaming and I just hit one
43:00 <thestig> watch out for the roos
26:00 <Skirmish> It's very subdued in here this evening.
26:00 <Skirmish> Something good on tv? 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> it is 
29:00 <Skirmish> Panda must be having one of his mandatory 3 day stays at the local mental home whilst he saves up enough to buy some drugs to have another rant on here. 
29:00 <Mew> Big brother!!!!!
29:00 <Skirmish> Big Brother is aids for your eyes.
29:00 <Mew> I love aids
29:00 <Mew> In my eyes
30:00 <Skirmish> We've selected a group of people desperate for attention that are on the cusp of their mental limits and we've put them in a house that manipulates them for the best possible entertainment outcome for the seething masses at home!  WELCOME TO BIG BROTHER!
30:00 <bee_girl> Heh
31:00 <Mew> that's all the reasons I love watching it lol
31:00 <Mew> I wonder if one will properly nut out panda style this year
31:00 <Mew> FFS 
31:00 <Mew> F u phone
31:00 <Skirmish> Although .... can you imagine an Austnet Big Brother? 
32:00 <Mew> sah good
32:00 <Mew> It'd be a hit
32:00 <Skirmish> 12 irc users thrown into the Big Brother home and slowly, week by week the group discovers who their online nicknames are.
33:00 <Skirmish> "This week we let the group discover the user name of Kuniva!  Then we wait until the laughter dies down and we find Kuniva has drowned himself in the pool. Stay tuned for who is exposed tomorrow!"
34:00 <Mew> There's a huge obese guy who can't get out of the bedroom area without a small crane and whilst Lumeah is washing betwixt his folds with a wet towel he whispers in her ear "I am Pollock"
34:00 <Skirmish> She whispers back "I know, we've cybered before". 
35:00 <Skirmish> "I made this towel on a stick especially for you"
35:00 <Mew> Then she confesses that she wants to jump his bones but she's not sure how to find them or if he has any
35:00 <Skirmish> Week 2 starts with mobility ramps being put over all the stairs within the house.  The group knows instantly that B1 is going to be an intruder.
36:00 <Serenity> id go on an austnet big brother but i think all the cats crew would have me killed
36:00 <xm> dont worry chucky will be there with sunglasses. he'll be ur bodyguard
36:00 <Serenity> lol chucks
36:00 <Mew> its okay I'm their handler I have tamed the wildest of wild cats
37:00 <Skirmish> The more I think about it ... the more I am tempted to pay for a large holiday home in South Australia and invite everyone from irc to it.  We can do our own version.
37:00 <xm> there was a person i was talking to the other day from here wondeirng where her real estate agent is because she wants to sell her house. and then they entered the big brother house
37:00 <ShadowLurker> ill just sit in the corner eyeballing everyone
37:00 <Serenity> as long as joel promises to not wear his green jocks
38:00 <Serenity> im in
38:00 <ShadowLurker> and suffocating everyone one by one every night
38:00 <xm> this real estate guy...just looking at the photo alone
38:00 <xm> pretty sure he must be gay
39:00 <Mew> yeah he is he confethed
39:00 <xm> i think he runs a chocolate factory
39:00 <ShadowLurker> it's probably the dick in his mouth that does it
39:00 <Serenity> which one?
39:00 <Skirmish> "Ok guys happy you could all attend. Just to make things interesting ... there is a hatchet hidden inside the house somewhere ... pray ShadowLurker doesn't find it. HAVE FUN!"
39:00 <Serenity> LOL
39:00 <xm> did he come up to the door and do a willy wonka roll and then get back up?
41:00 <Skirmish> You drunk on fermented yak milk again, milk?
42:00 <milk> nup
42:00 <Serenity> lol i love on crime watch they describe this guy as 'very solid'
42:00 <Serenity> lol hes fat ok
42:00 <Skirmish> Maybe he lifts? 
43:00 <Serenity> no he was a flubber
44:00 <milk> "very solid" means you are a legit dealer who always comes through
44:00 <Skirmish> Kayla looked at the weights on the bar I bought earlier in the week and said "That's pretty weak you should be able to lift more than that."  She shut up when she couldn't lift it off the floor.
44:00 <xm> cat doesnt look like the sort of person that'd go on the shpw
44:00 <Skirmish> YEAH LAY OFF THE CHERRY RIPES BITCH! 
45:00 <LolinFirf> skirmish are you fat
45:00 <Skirmish> I
45:00 <Skirmish> I'm huge irl bro.
45:00 <LolinFirf> stop with all the kfc
45:00 <LolinFirf> fat titties
45:00 <xm> ill sit on ya face irl
47:00 <Skirmish> Well according to the BMI scale I am obese. 
47:00 <Thoth> Yum
48:00 <LolinFirf> BMI is shit though dude
48:00 <LolinFirf> my mate is 6'1, 96kg of muscle
48:00 <LolinFirf> BMI says he's obese
48:00 <Obese_Maurice> LolinFirf: You have to take into consideration that my calf muscles are 21 inches in circumference. My legs are fat as.  
51:00 <simba> lol 'my mate'
51:00 <Serenity> obese clarice
52:00 <Serenity> according to BMI i am in fact a hippo
52:00 <Obese_Skirmeece> I have a mate that gave me clenbuterol. 
52:00 <milk> then you get these dudes who figure "Oh well, if life is going to treat me like that, I'm going to eat as many $4.95 pizzas as i can"
53:00 <Obese_Skirmeece> When I get asthma ... I get asthma like a horse.
57:00 <Serenity> god my asthma played up after doing mums gardens the other day
57:00 <bee_girl> Ur making me need my ventolin
59:00 <Serenity> soz
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