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04:00 <Saemon> damn man 
04:00 <Saemon> im so famished
04:00 <Saemon> out of groceries too fml
04:00 <Saemon> only got chicko rolls in the fridge, and im out of oil to deep fry it
05:00 <British^Meat> Hi its me(at)
06:00 <Saemon> you.
06:00 <British^Meat> [12:39] <PandasDontDrive> hanks for giving me a break yesterday man I actually did appreciate that.
06:00 <British^Meat> [12:39] <PandasDontDrive> thanks* lol
06:00 <British^Meat> [12:40] <PandasDontDrive> I'll stick to not mentioning you, directly or indirectly. That's a promise and I keep those. I'll only talk to you if you want me to. cheers again.
06:00 <British^Meat> fucking
06:00 <British^Meat> dickhead
06:00 <Saemon> lol wtf
06:00 <British^Meat> u are single handedly THE biggest wanker on irc
06:00 <British^Meat> fkn mong
06:00 <Saemon> that sounded like a break up
06:00 <Saemon> nawwww
06:00 <Saemon> are things awkward between yous two now?
07:00 <Saemon> dont worrry you will both find someone new and move on British^Meat 
07:00 <beehhh> throw them with olive oil in a barbie
08:00 <Saemon> beehhh shut up boka choda
08:00 <Saemon> i did not ask you
08:00 <Saemon> khankir pola
08:00 <British^Meat> i guess i'll just ignore Saemon then
08:00 <beehhh> olive pomance oil
08:00 <Saemon> British^Meat you are a nobody in adelaide mate
08:00 <Saemon> no connections
08:00 <Saemon> i know the ppl who runs hindley st
09:00 <Saemon> not to brag or anything, but im pretty much underworld royalty in adelaide 
09:00 <British^Meat> can i request Saemon be kicked/banned? he's ruining my thursday night chatting
09:00 <British^Meat> Cheers ops
09:00 <beehhh> 1lt
10:00 <simba> British^Meat:  I'll only talk to you if you want me to. cheers again.
11:00 <simba> hes trying 2 diffuse the situation, man
12:00 <British^Meat> lol
12:00 <British^Meat> god
12:00 <British^Meat> hes honestly so creepy
12:00 <British^Meat> im actually creeped
12:00 <British^Meat> like i was doing him a favour or somink
12:00 <British^Meat> pfffffft
13:00 <British^Meat> i was proving a point and it was well proved
13:00 <British^Meat> god
13:00 <British^Meat> he so slimey
14:00 <Maurice> Well proved
14:00 <Maurice> What
17:00 <British^Meat> that if i didnt give him shit someone else would
19:00 <Saemon> well well well.
19:00 <Saemon> if it isnt bonny.
20:00 <Bonny> and the problem is?
21:00 <Saemon> mrs. "I wont give saemon ops in australia"
21:00 <Saemon> wat, im not good enough?
21:00 <Bonny> that is correct
21:00 <Bonny> that's right
21:00 <Bonny> and I'm not a mrs
21:00 <Saemon> wow. so the cats out of the bag now 
21:00 <Saemon> i see
21:00 <Bonny> what cat?
21:00 <Saemon> its a metaphoe
21:00 <Bonny> it's always been like that.. you're not a regular in my channel
22:00 <simba> lolllllllll
22:00 <simba> fuck off Saemon
22:00 <Saemon> fair enough Bonny
22:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up idiot
22:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One oh so now you become active
22:00 <Saemon> always have to jump in and snipe on me 
23:00 <Saemon> your a pro sniper man
23:00 <Bastardly_One> go tell someon who cares
23:00 <Bonny> he might need 50 cents to make the call
23:00 <Saemon> u sit there lurking. waiting patiently for the opportune moment, and then BANG, u fire your shot
24:00 <Maurice> (22:21:14) (Saemon): mrs. "I wont give saemon ops in australia"
24:00 <Maurice> Nobody would give you ops anywhere
26:00 <Saemon> hrm
26:00 <Saemon> my theme song for tonight atm
26:00 <Saemon> Hate is in the air, Everywhere I look around, hate is in the air, every sight and every sound
27:00 <Maurice> I've already banned one twit for a week, you can be the 2nd one if you like
27:00 <Bastardly_One> who'd you ban for a week>
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
28:00 <Saemon> sorry maurice i will be good
28:00 <Maurice> Some bipolar idiot
28:00 <Saemon> pandas?
28:00 <Bonny> everyone has bipolar in this channel lol
28:00 <Maurice> Not me
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow
28:00 <Maurice> I'm a bitch all the time :P
29:00 <Bonny> hahaha
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he is gonna lose it when he gets straight now
29:00 <Saemon> im jsut straight out depressed
29:00 <Bastardly_One> or whine to Serenity on FB
29:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the two or both
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I just accidently had a nap for 4 hours
31:00 <Maurice> Tough shit for him
31:00 <Maurice> He should have thought about that before calling me a whore
31:00 <Maurice> I don't charge
31:00 <Saemon> he's got a wierd fashion sense
32:00 <milk> lets start whacking ASIO agents till they cough up some of the cash the Liberal Party paid them to get into office
32:00 <Saemon> buys all these queer leather wrist bands n stuff :/
32:00 <horationullbuilt> prippit
32:00 <doctor> what if they appreciated your sex so much that they wanted to pay you?
32:00 <milk> you saying ASIO doesn't whack?
33:00 <Maurice> I'd take payment in shoes
33:00 <Saemon> doctor just accept the money as payment for other services
33:00 <Saemon> there was this one private escort that i saw
34:00 <milk> ok, so we start whacking ASIO agents for the cash in their wallets till we get enough to pay Clive Palmers bill
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
34:00 <Saemon> who took the payment for her talking to me, hanging out and chillin
34:00 <Saemon> and the sex was voluntary
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a whore?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> what started all that?
34:00 <Saemon> just to cover our backs
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll ask stebie to remove it trust me 
34:00 <milk> this is that whole "new normal" thing again?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> according to him he's gonna have a good talk to stebie to "set this channel straight"
35:00 <milk> like its 319AD again
35:00 <milk> and your all ceasar eternal bloodline
35:00 <Bastardly_One> dont any of you idiots realise our terror threat is bullshit?
36:00 <Bonny> I think it's bullshit
36:00 <Bonny> it's just abbott trying to win votes
36:00 <Saemon> agree with bonny
36:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one wants our troops o/s
36:00 <Bonny> it's all propaganda
36:00 <Saemon> an 18 yr old dude just stabbed 2 cops
36:00 <Bastardly_One> this is a page straight out of the US book
36:00 <milk> well Queen Elizabeth II has claimed to be a direct descendant of Jesus Christ previously
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that kid was mental
36:00 <Maurice> Well, he said I'm not an op
36:00 <milk> she changed her story about 2006
36:00 <Maurice> But I'm an op because I'm Serenitys friend
36:00 <Bastardly_One> one little mental case in but fuck Melbourne
36:00 <Saemon> wasnt he an isis supporter though?
37:00 <Maurice> So I'm an op thats not an op
37:00 <doctor> comes in handy if you're a handy man
37:00 <Digerati> hoho
37:00 <doctor> pay in cleaning out a few pipes
37:00 <Bonny> lol Maurice
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, you and her are the only ops that do a thing
37:00 <Maurice> Basically he was actively looking for a fight, he was baiting other users
37:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah, you're a shit op
37:00 <milk> ok, just launching an investigation into everyone in this channel
37:00 <milk> ...
38:00 <Maurice> Thats why he got banned from your channel Bonny, for typing an essay at me
38:00 <Saemon> lol u got logs of it? 
38:00 <Bonny> panda?
38:00 <Saemon> was he sane or crazy when this happened?
38:00 <Bonny> he flooded my channel? lol
38:00 <Saemon> he's so weird
38:00 <milk> Saemon of the serious finger
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> when was this?
38:00 <Bonny> I have it set up to ban flooders lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> tonight obviously but when?
39:00 <milk> isis terrorist or insane mental patient Saemon, pick one
39:00 <Digerati> bonny, i got dressed in a 3 piece suit, and you buy me a pizza, that is damn cheapo
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking Laura might of done it Bonny
39:00 <Bastardly_One> she tells me off even occassionally
39:00 <Saemon> whose laura?
40:00 <Digerati> bonny, still log onto talk channel ?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> for Bonny and I to know and you not to
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that's who Laura is 
40:00 <Saemon> c'mon man dont be like that jamie
40:00 <Saemon> hook me up intro me bro
40:00 <Digerati> bonny, that ibm pc of yours sucked ass
40:00 <Maurice> simba is my hero
41:00 <Maurice> For tonight at least
41:00 <British^Meat> same
41:00 <Maurice> Tomorrow I will be irrational and abuse him
41:00 <Maurice> Which seems to be the norm in here
41:00 <British^Meat> simba, i wont directly or indirectly mention you again
41:00 <British^Meat> unless u want me to
41:00 <Digerati> bonny, ti geneti mi esena tou 2014 ?
41:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <Digerati> simba man
42:00 <simba> ye
42:00 <simba> p
43:00 <British^Meat> U wanna see saemon whinging in adelaiesa sims or i leave him be?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> this is what Panda doesn't get 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't be all ranting at me calling me a pedo 
43:00 <simba> let him Squirm
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and going spaz with Picard
43:00 <British^Meat> cool, i look after my clientel
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and then expect to be my friend the next day
44:00 <simba> yep thats what hes been like forever
44:00 <Bastardly_One> in fact a lot of people don't get that
44:00 <Bastardly_One> simple simon is another 
44:00 <simba> wild mood swings and 1-2 week breaks
44:00 <Bastardly_One> call Saemon by his name 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> he hates it 
45:00 <Digerati> fuck i miss my mum, she died last month :/
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Simon
45:00 <simba> hes a troll
45:00 <simba> just a troll
45:00 <Bastardly_One> he's too stupid to troll
45:00 <Digerati> simba, why totally ban beagle 
45:00 <simba> i didnt
45:00 <British^Meat> yer B1
45:00 <British^Meat> i mean i find it totally weird
45:00 <British^Meat> and creepy
46:00 <simba> no he is just a troll
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Atari you stupid old cunt
46:00 <Digerati> bonny is as old as me
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity lifted his perm ban ... the fuckwit lasted a month
46:00 <Digerati> call her a old cunt to
46:00 <Bastardly_One> she's not a stupid cunt though
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you are
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and remind me so much of another Greek idiot
46:00 <Digerati> stupid not, cunning yes
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Rattlesnake
47:00 <Digerati> indeed
47:00 <Bastardly_One> must run in the greeks ... hit 40
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and turn to knob jockeys
47:00 <Bastardly_One> poor simba
47:00 <Bastardly_One> look what you're gonna become man 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> fat and retarded
47:00 <simba> calm down man
48:00 <Digerati> what a warm welcome, i aint been on for nearly 3 years
48:00 <simba> b1 has his mood swings too
48:00 <Bastardly_One> nearly 3 yrs?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> we got rid of you the end of summer
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I DO NOT HAVE FUCKING MOOD SWINGS CUNT!
48:00 <simba> Digerati u really were drinking a lot back then werent u
48:00 <Digerati> yup
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah for a few months to turn into 3 yrs
49:00 <simba> lol
49:00 <simba> ur both old fucks
49:00 <simba> its prob been 1.5 years
49:00 <Bastardly_One> no way ... I remember most of the channel mocking him since I've moved her
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and I move in Dec 21st last year
50:00 <Bastardly_One> moved *here
50:00 <Digerati> than why don't we start of with a clean slate
50:00 <Digerati> peace
50:00 <simba> banning the 2 grandpas would be the ultimate clean slate
51:00 <simba> y guys can go 2 #australia
51:00 <simba> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> banning for what?
51:00 <Digerati> simba, it was in thailand i got drunk and got the tatoo
51:00 <simba> being shit
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, then you should be perm banned
51:00 <Digerati> the night ended almost like the movie hangover
51:00 <simba> zing
51:00 <simba> weve got a zinger folks
51:00 <British^Meat> i want a zinger
52:00 <Digerati> texan sausages are nice
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I had one for the first time in ages today
52:00 <Loof> why can't somebody invent and electric blanket for your balls that you can charge with usb
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and I musy say the local KFC has suddenly become good
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that zinger was almost how they look on the ads
53:00 <Loof> i bet it would sell at sexpo
53:00 <simba> Mmmmmmmmmmmm!
53:00 <Digerati> they dont make kfc like they used to, with big normal chicken pieces
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that's because they're hormone feed super chickens now
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno if they still do but steggles used to have the McDs contract
54:00 <simba> theyre not even chickens theyre like mutated blobs
54:00 <simba> that they MAKE
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're not renouned or ethical standards
54:00 <Digerati> i dont mind hungry jacks ultimate whopper
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you know Steggles will never get in trouble for ages
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the owners son is a lawyer
55:00 <Bastardly_One> was the keyboard player in TISM
56:00 <simba> no he wasnt
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yes he was 
57:00 <simba> no he wasnt
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and did you hear how the Iranian dude at the UN
57:00 <simba> no i didnt
57:00 <Bastardly_One> blamed the shit in the Middle East on "certain intelligence agencies"?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> why not just do a Gaddaffi and name the US specific?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> they have the nukes to not care
58:00 <Bastardly_One> "Certain intelligence agencies have put blades in the hand of madmen, who now spare no one," Rouhani told the United Nations General Assembly on Thursday.
58:00 <simba> idk
58:00 <simba> timing
59:00 <Bastardly_One> "The right solution to this quandary comes from within the region and regionally provided solution with international support and not from the outside the region," he said.
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I love it when countries tell the US to fuck off
00:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one tell Pandas 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the online hacking bit of Watch_Dogs is fun
01:00 <simba> i'll post it on his wall
01:00 <simba> on facebook
01:00 <Loof> 4#1_4#
01:00 <simba> where we chat 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
02:00 <Bastardly_One> who was he going on about chatting to on FB?
02:00 <simba> ur mom
02:00 <Bastardly_One> good luck
02:00 <Bastardly_One> was probably her partner pretending to be her 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> the cunt does that to me even 
03:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buTWqzROjDk
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jefferson Airplane/Jefferson Starship/Starship - Greatest Hits (CD1) (All LP) (Jun 11, 2013) 01:14:01 - Category: Music - 53,387 views - 139 likes (93.9%), 9 dislikes (6.1%)
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep telling him I'm sticking him near microwaves
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and then punching him in the chest
04:00 <Bastardly_One> oh thanks
04:00 <Bastardly_One> now I have that song you guys play
04:00 <Bastardly_One> when dancing and chucking plates in my head
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Zorba?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I am so slow
05:00 <Bastardly_One> DedSec are so obviously Anonymous
05:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs ... old people shouldn't play games
06:00 <simba> u should play pong
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I was reading about games of all time
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and Donkey Kong was still right up the top
07:00 <Bastardly_One> like games that people loved and changed things 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> for whatever reason they did 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that and pac-man were right up there
07:00 <simba> theyre timeless
07:00 <simba> cos theyre fun 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd not remember this 
07:00 <Maurice> You should probably stick to lawn bowls
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you could get pac-man watches
07:00 <Bastardly_One> made by Namco too
09:00 <FrankSidebottom> bees
09:00 <FrankSidebottom> beehhh listen to this
09:00 <FrankSidebottom> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QST5YolmAG0
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ned Calls The Islamic Culture Centre (Jan 31, 2008) 5:34 - Category: Comedy - 314,148 views - 1,867 likes (86.7%), dislikes (13.3%) 286 dislikes (13.3%)
12:00 <beehhh> people judge especially the asian one hard to understand
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the hallmark gay cards one is funny
12:00 <Bastardly_One> where she can't help but laugh
12:00 <beehhh> they are very sharp unlike your guys are blunt
12:00 <Bastardly_One> or when he calls the gay place
13:00 <beehhh> i saw two girls running program in their eyes before sitting next to me
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and the person is trying to be so PC but holding back laughter
13:00 <beehhh> they dont have blue eyes but wear lenses
14:00 <beehhh> doctor your cousin nearly killed himself at jundaloop
15:00 <doctor> they should be more careful
15:00 <beehhh> one young mother drove into a childcare center
22:00 <Maurice> Jundaloop
28:00 <beehhh> fack wud i knw
29:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnY4Gl4oB3w
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How To Increase Your Lung Capacity (Nov 18, 2011) 12:00 - Category: Howto & Style - 76,457 views - 102 likes (83.6%), 20 dislikes (16.4%)
32:00 <beehhh> just another atrocity by many
35:00 <beehhh> norell been sick for days think she got my hiv
36:00 <beehhh> *he
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <simba> wow
37:00 <beehhh> my bro rang me after 8 months
37:00 <beehhh> he dont like me going to england
38:00 <beehhh> want me come back to straya
51:00 <FrankSidebottom> dood
51:00 <FrankSidebottom> chill
52:00 <FrankSidebottom> woo hoo will ave new clothes in couple weeks!
53:00 <beehhh> canadian flaxseed are potent indeed
54:00 <beehhh> http://www.naturalfactors.com.my/product_info_901003-100018.htm
56:00 <beehhh> http://princegold2u.com/prince-gold-alaska-deep-sea-fish-oil/
57:00 <FrankSidebottom> sh
57:00 <Thoth> Jennifer Lawrence nude
57:00 <Thoth> http://www.artfido.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/006_1-e1411534333392.jpg
57:00 <FrankSidebottom> *puts index finger on beehhh lips
57:00 <FrankSidebottom> shh
57:00 <FrankSidebottom> yer we all seen her nude pics
57:00 <Thoth> You haven't seen that one
57:00 <FrankSidebottom> fine
59:00 <FrankSidebottom> hahahahaaha
59:00 <FrankSidebottom> :P
01:00 <Thoth> Theres a whole site of celeb leaks...
01:00 <Thoth> http://www.theunfappening.com/
01:00 <FrankSidebottom> i found the most exquisite photograph of the day :P
01:00 <FrankSidebottom> Thoth https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t31.0-8/10669050_716509845070612_9063964822819641959_o.jpg
01:00 <FrankSidebottom> :D
02:00 <Thoth> Reminds me of the band on the titanic movie
02:00 <FrankSidebottom> hahahahahaha
04:00 <Thoth> I was browsing tinder last night... had to stop cause some of them are dogs
04:00 <Thoth> http://i.imgur.com/V1wKQpq.png
05:00 <Thoth> Wasn't sure if I should like or dislike that
05:00 <FrankSidebottom> whats that
05:00 <FrankSidebottom> +i feel sorry for british bulldogs
06:00 <Thoth> its a dating app
06:00 <FrankSidebottom> haha is it
06:00 <Thoth> yea, if I like that picture, and she likes mine, we can then talk
06:00 <FrankSidebottom> ehehe nice
06:00 <Thoth> I swear some people miss the point aye
06:00 <FrankSidebottom> how do you mean?
06:00 <Thoth> Is she looking for a man who has a similar photo?
06:00 <FrankSidebottom> ahhh
06:00 <Thoth> How does that even work?
07:00 <FrankSidebottom> it is silly to search strictly for the most attractive people
07:00 <FrankSidebottom> you can find out so much about a person from the clothes they're wearing etc.
07:00 <Thoth> Some people say that yea
08:00 <FrankSidebottom> mm
08:00 <Thoth> I'm married though so I'm just doing it for shits and giggles
08:00 <FrankSidebottom> personally i like full on abstract chicks
08:00 <FrankSidebottom> with attitude
08:00 <FrankSidebottom> haha nice work
09:00 <Thoth> The wife is actually pissed because I've had more matches than her
09:00 <Thoth> I must be hotter, yeewww
09:00 <FrankSidebottom> lmaos
10:00 <FrankSidebottom> yeah dude, i was so surprised when I learned that there're so many women out there doing it too
12:00 <Maurice> You need to prove that
12:00 <Thoth> http://arstechnica.com/science/2014/09/royal-observatory-announces-the-winners-of-its-2013-photography-contest/
12:00 <Thoth> Pretty cool pics in that btw
12:00 <FrankSidebottom> women are naturally more resereved than men
12:00 <FrankSidebottom> we dont think before we speak
13:00 <FrankSidebottom> women do lol
13:00 <FrankSidebottom> we feel no shame in beggin for a relationship online
13:00 <Thoth> I'm normally pretty reserved. Except here. Cause none of you cunts matter
13:00 <FrankSidebottom> haha
13:00 <FrankSidebottom> yer i am too
14:00 <Maurice> Thats fucking rude
14:00 <FrankSidebottom> maybe because my mother raised me
14:00 <Maurice> I totes matter
14:00 <Thoth> Well then show me your fucking tits
14:00 <FrankSidebottom> lols
14:00 <Maurice> I don't think so, I've never even seen your face
14:00 <Maurice> Or your dick
14:00 <Thoth> But I am a dick
15:00 <FrankSidebottom> my friends friend wants to fuck me maurice
15:00 <Maurice> Most people have seen my boobs though
15:00 <FrankSidebottom> ive said b4
15:00 <FrankSidebottom> but today on the phone she was begging me to hook up with him and fuck him.. O_O
15:00 <Maurice> Woah, just surprise sneezed
15:00 <FrankSidebottom> like a babby?
16:00 <FrankSidebottom> babby sneezes r cute
16:00 <Maurice> Babies are gross
16:00 <Maurice> Do not like
16:00 <Thoth> My flat void of offspring but with a few cats, is cuter
17:00 <Maurice> Right now my kids are quiet because they are asleep, but my kitten is being a fucking tard and sounds like an elephant
17:00 <Maurice> For such a small cat she really is loud
18:00 <Thoth> I just give mine a mix of love and torture. That way when I punish them for being cunts they take it more seriously
18:00 <Thoth> Torture as in, I annoy them for food while they eat, etc.
19:00 <FrankSidebottom> my babby loved when i bathed him
19:00 <Maurice> I just fed mine yet more food and she's still being a bitch
19:00 <FrankSidebottom> kickin n splashin around
19:00 <Maurice> It's baby
19:00 <FrankSidebottom> n havin shower with him was such a cute experience
20:00 <Maurice> Oh great, shes under the couch on her back, clawing her way along
20:00 <FrankSidebottom> i used to stay in his room sitting on couch watching him while he slept
20:00 <Maurice> Theres something wrong with you
20:00 <FrankSidebottom> y
20:00 <Maurice> I put mine to bed as babies then fell into a heap in my own bed
20:00 <Maurice> They're exhausting
20:00 <FrankSidebottom> n id lick my finger n put it under his nose to feel that he was breathing properly
20:00 <FrankSidebottom> i took him out once by myself
20:00 <FrankSidebottom> this one time* even
20:00 <Maurice> Only once?
21:00 <FrankSidebottom> coz was bug bombing our house
21:00 <FrankSidebottom> oh nah we were together
21:00 <FrankSidebottom> she was at work that day
21:00 <FrankSidebottom> she was workin casually at subway in town
21:00 <Maurice> I take mine out on my own every day
21:00 <FrankSidebottom> n i was off for the day
21:00 <Maurice> Today I was ready to abort
21:00 <FrankSidebottom> ye
21:00 <FrankSidebottom> ow
22:00 <Thoth> Every now and then I see people in the city with their cats on a lead walking them as if they're dogs
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I want food
22:00 <FrankSidebottom> lol
22:00 <FrankSidebottom> i feel sorry for pet dogs
22:00 <Bastardly_One> think I want chicken nuggets
22:00 <Maurice> I'm about to make nachos
22:00 <FrankSidebottom> for various reasons
22:00 <FrankSidebottom> mostly to do with KRUFTS
23:00 <FrankSidebottom> and that mentally dogs never reach adulthood
23:00 <FrankSidebottom> they have the minds of toddlers
23:00 <Maurice> Because 12.30am is an acceptable time to have nachos
23:00 <FrankSidebottom> :/
23:00 <Thoth> so do cats
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I've decided the best chicken nuggets are ingham
23:00 <Maurice> Der
23:00 <Maurice> Thats been known for years
23:00 <Bastardly_One> expensive but nice
23:00 <Maurice> They used to do honey and sesame ones, dunno if they still do
23:00 <Maurice> But they were the bomb
23:00 <Thoth> nah mate
24:00 <Thoth> everyting from ALDI is the best
24:00 <Thoth> award winning etc.
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, 3am by the time they cook is an acceptable time for nuggets 
24:00 <Maurice> I don't have Aldi
24:00 <Maurice> Not until next year
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I have felt that much tinier bit normal
24:00 <Bastardly_One> knowing Maurice eats at mental times as well 
24:00 <Thoth> I'm not serious, its okay, but its biggest problem is that every person with a mild retardation shops there
25:00 <Maurice> I actually had lunch today
25:00 <Maurice> I went to the pub and had a burger and beers
25:00 <Thoth> Seems better to pay an extra $10 per week and shop at coles like a normal person
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I do lunch or something else here and there too
25:00 <Thoth> For no reason but the other customers
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I've just never met anyone that eats 
25:00 <Maurice> Normally I don't eat until now, but mum twisted my arm for pub lunch..
25:00 <Bastardly_One> "in the middle of the night" 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yah same ...
26:00 <Bastardly_One> hey
26:00 <Maurice> I can't eat breakfast, I'm lucky if I'm even awake in the morning
26:00 <Bastardly_One> how long does country to country (city) take by post?
26:00 <Thoth> 3 days max
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I can't eat for a couple/few hours after I wake up
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's what I thought
27:00 <Bastardly_One> should of got it today
27:00 <Thoth> unless its to one of the stupidly remote places that only get a postie once a week via cessna
27:00 <Bastardly_One> if it doesn't turn up tomorrow the house mate stole it
27:00 <Maurice> I don't normally eat for about 17hrs after I wake up
27:00 <Maurice> Thats why I'm so healthy
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Gold Coast to Ballarat 
27:00 <Thoth> 3 days max
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> one drop out all day since called telstra and had somethin to do with my net enhanced
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> *noted*
27:00 <Bastardly_One> it's 40 seeds off someone
28:00 <Maurice> It actually depends
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and if it's not here by tomorrow or Fri
28:00 <Maurice> Mum got shoes from NSW, normal post, got there the next day
28:00 <Bastardly_One> my housemate stole it 
28:00 <Thoth> oh wtf
28:00 <Bastardly_One> as it's actually posted supposedly
28:00 <Thoth> why the fuck are you being normal all of a sudden
28:00 <FrankSidebottom> me
28:00 <Maurice> I got new sex toys late last week, arrived today
28:00 <milk> 1 week from syd to per
28:00 <FrankSidebottom> i cbf trolling anymore man
28:00 <FrankSidebottom> im over it
29:00 <Thoth> You don't troll
29:00 <Maurice> And woah nelly
29:00 <Maurice> Worth it
29:00 <milk> + everything gets opened
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm actually annoyed that vape I was recommended is sold out 
29:00 <FrankSidebottom> well what ever you want to call it, i'm over it
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm finally in the mood to see if the hype is true
29:00 <FrankSidebottom> time to just be cordial
29:00 <Maurice> Mmm red cordial
29:00 <Thoth> milk: tough bags
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that it cuts down desires for inhaling shit into your lungs
29:00 <Thoth> they don't open them
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I want Cottees Coola
30:00 <Thoth> they're the magical anti-search packaging
30:00 <Bastardly_One> if we're having cordial
30:00 <Maurice> I have raspberry cordy
30:00 <Maurice> Kids come in handy for certain things
30:00 <Bastardly_One> what brand?
30:00 <Thoth> also, perth to syd is much quicker than that... it goes via air
30:00 <Maurice> Cottees
30:00 <FrankSidebottom> i trip inhaed my last pipe
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum
30:00 <milk> they use a box cutter to slip the bag look in and seal with tape
30:00 <FrankSidebottom> slam sunk
30:00 <milk> slit
30:00 <Bastardly_One> straight raspberry?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> none of this apple and raspberry shit?
30:00 <Maurice> No, I add water
30:00 <Thoth> also, they don't search everything. It doesn't touch customs. They rarely search anything
30:00 <Bastardly_One> smart arse
31:00 <Maurice> Although once I woke up at my boss's house and skolled the cordial in her fridge
31:00 <Maurice> It wasnt mixed :S
31:00 <FrankSidebottom> yes! smoko time
31:00 <milk> you think you can get drugs through the mail living in a police state?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I like the cola one of theirs too
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that's really nice on a hot day
31:00 <Thoth> Yes
31:00 <Thoth> Yes I do
31:00 <FrankSidebottom> hey b1 you wana see a like 28 second vid of me on bf4?
31:00 <milk> we havent had an election in 8 years
31:00 <Maurice> No
31:00 <Thoth> And no, its not a police state - lookup the definition
31:00 <Bastardly_One> no
31:00 <FrankSidebottom> kk
31:00 <Thoth> Also lay off the drugs
32:00 <Maurice> Wait
32:00 <Maurice> Whos got the drugs
32:00 <Bastardly_One> me!
32:00 <Bastardly_One> come over I'll shout you some pipes
32:00 <FrankSidebottom> [01:59] <FrankSidebottom> time to just be cordial
32:00 <FrankSidebottom> [01:59] <@Maurice> Mmm red cordial
32:00 <FrankSidebottom> lmao
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Panda
32:00 <milk> you dont remember all that stuff about colin barnett threatening kevin rudd and kevin saying he would use th army?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the exclusive missions on the PS3
32:00 <FrankSidebottom> yo
32:00 <Bastardly_One> are fun
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got them
32:00 <FrankSidebottom> for?
32:00 <FrankSidebottom> oh watchdogs
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Pox_Dogs
33:00 <FrankSidebottom> i got those too
33:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
33:00 <FrankSidebottom> :P
33:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know what I find ironic about the illegality of pot?
33:00 <Thoth> You can buy illegal weapons (or things that fall under that) on ebay
33:00 <FrankSidebottom> wot
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to by off the state attorny general in Brighton
33:00 <Bastardly_One> years ago
33:00 <Bastardly_One> like wtf?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> she's there in parliment saying pot is ummmmmmmmmmmmm mah!
34:00 <Thoth> I got some s&w handcuffs a while ago... police issue... the key matches what nsw police currently use
34:00 <milk> well after that, colin said "ok, no more elections" now, if the feds want to push it, he'll use his loyalists to round up hostages
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and making a fortune out of i
34:00 <Thoth> heavily restricted, nobody is supposed to have them in this country
34:00 <Bastardly_One> *it
34:00 <Thoth> they're metal and easily identified, and it was shipped via air from brisbane
35:00 <Thoth> Yet we live in a police state where all our mail is searched
35:00 <milk> they shoot you in Canarvon if you dont have a British passport
35:00 <Bastardly_One> by the way
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I've done some investigation
35:00 <Bastardly_One> on this ISIS local terror plot
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and have come to the conclusion Abbott is as false flagging shit as the US does all the time
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and suckers like Skirmish are shitting themselves
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I went twitter investigating
36:00 <Bastardly_One> these dudes aren't posting half the shit claimed
36:00 <Thoth> Meanwhile an ISIS member stabbed two police officers, one critically
36:00 <Bastardly_One> they're death to the west
36:00 <Maurice> And hes dead
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but they're not all lets get aussies
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm talking about some of them not all 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy from syd on the run took over from another guy, got too big for his boots and that's now why they want him
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ASIO and the gov couldn't care less if a few 100 lebs go kill themselves in syria
38:00 <Thoth> Erm
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the rest is scare tactics ... threats on local soil my arse
38:00 <Thoth> There have been a number of arrests in the past decade regarding that
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and you know who started the Aust FSA?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> check out a little cunt called Zacky Mallah
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's not been even looked at 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> despite a previous asio arrest
40:00 <Thoth> If he is the subject of investigation, that wouldn't be public knowledge
40:00 <Thoth> Kind of defeats the purpose of investigation in many cases
40:00 <Bastardly_One> look him up on YT first
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and then on FB
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and the Insight ep on Syria
40:00 <Bastardly_One> him and a doctor on that program 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yet those guys aren't even talked about
41:00 <Bastardly_One> for instance 
41:00 <Thoth> Sorry to say but SBS aren't a counter-terrorist unit
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the kickboxer from Melb
42:00 <Bastardly_One> that died and this new guy recruited him
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmm no
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he was part of the Aust FSA
42:00 <Thoth> You don't know if they're under investigation... I don't know that... skirm doesn't know that.. only the people involved in the investigation do.
42:00 <Bastardly_One> get what I am getting at though?
42:00 <Thoth> The foreign minister *MIGHT*... and thats a big if
42:00 <Bastardly_One> this new shit is suspect
42:00 <Bastardly_One> when some of those that have died or are fighting
42:00 <Bastardly_One> are connected with Aust FSA
42:00 <Bastardly_One> rather than his lot
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I went throught the pics in the paper
43:00 <Thoth> I think you'd be surprised at the level of things that are going on right now in policing
43:00 <Bastardly_One> 5 of them at least are Aust FSA
43:00 <Bastardly_One> your missing my point
44:00 <Bastardly_One> which I'm not making clearly
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the Aust FSA has been left alone
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and suddenly a loud mouth cops it 
44:00 <Thoth> You don't know that.
44:00 <Bastardly_One> follow?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> dude ... read some of Mallah's posts
44:00 <Thoth> < Bastardly_One> the Aust FSA has been left alone
44:00 <Bastardly_One> he might as well brag 
44:00 <Thoth> Says who?
44:00 <Thoth> You?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> though he's cut down on that
45:00 <Maurice> Wow, just 'beeped' my cats nose and now I'm bleeding
45:00 <Maurice> She has no sense of humour whatsoever
45:00 <Thoth> I think you're missing the point
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol what?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on ... oh she smashed you
45:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know that leather bit on their nose 
45:00 <Maurice> She hurt me like someone taking my virginity
45:00 <Bastardly_One> is the most sensitive part of their body?
45:00 <Maurice> BLOOD EVERYWHERE
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why them always touch things with it 
45:00 <Maurice> Coz obvs I'm still a virgin
46:00 <Bastardly_One> *them = they
46:00 <Bastardly_One> did you know that though?
46:00 <Maurice> I beeped her like 10 times before she hurt me
46:00 <Maurice> She was pretty much fooling me
46:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like a sense of touch to know if shit should be gone near
46:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not sniffing 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... she has you well and truly worked out
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I like her
46:00 <Maurice> Their whiskers are a sense thing
47:00 <Bastardly_One> thats a width thing
47:00 <milk> http://www.elections.wa.gov.au/elections/state/past-elections
47:00 <Maurice> When my nephew was little he cut his cats whiskers :/
47:00 <Bastardly_One> to see if they can get through shit
47:00 <milk> apparently we had an election in 2013
47:00 <Maurice> Mum blasted him
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm serious about the nose thing
47:00 <Bastardly_One> google it
47:00 <Maurice> I don't want to google it, my hand is proof enough
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I like the way she waited
47:00 <milk> need to do a bit of editing
47:00 <Maurice> Shes a fucking cow
47:00 <Bastardly_One> knowing you were gonna keep going
48:00 <Maurice> Shes like 'oh ho ho this is fun... KILL'
48:00 <Maurice> Loves her
48:00 <Maurice> I wish I had my Auds and her together
48:00 <Maurice> I'd be dead
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just thinking about her and the last female cat I had called tinker
48:00 <Bastardly_One> who's mum was supposedly feral
49:00 <Bastardly_One> no human would survive
49:00 <Bastardly_One> this cat was like a ninja
49:00 <Maurice> The girl I got her off msgd me to see how old Es was, coz whoever got Esmes sister said she cant keep her and is returning her
49:00 <Bastardly_One> capable of doing the floor to roof thing and all
49:00 <Maurice> Asshole act if you ask me
49:00 <milk> here is the key stat in the last wa "elections" : Number of Electors: 1,412,533
49:00 <Maurice> They're 7 months old and the sister isn't sterilised
50:00 <Bastardly_One> after this long?
50:00 <milk> you see, ther might be 3 million or more people in WA
50:00 <Maurice> Yep :S
50:00 <Maurice> I'd take her if I could
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that's fucking a bit much to ask
50:00 <milk> eligible to vote that is
50:00 <Maurice> But Cam would deny me sex
50:00 <Maurice> And I cant have that
50:00 <Bastardly_One> just put her up to a good home
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah pity you can't have 2 cats
50:00 <milk> but if you pass laws sayoing that self defence is illegal, you might as well pass laws saying only your mates can vote
50:00 <Maurice> I COULD have about 50, I'd just get in trouble
50:00 <Bastardly_One> cats are awesome in pairs
51:00 <Maurice> I wanted the brother so I could call him Watson
51:00 <Maurice> Esme Watson..
51:00 <Maurice> ACA
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I had an Abraham and a Licoln
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Lincoln
51:00 <Maurice> I had a dog Scout and a cat Boo Radley
51:00 <Bastardly_One> not my idea but Ambraham ruled
51:00 <Maurice> Hardly anybody gets that
52:00 <Thoth> milk: http://www.censusdata.abs.gov.au/census_services/getproduct/census/2011/quickstat/5
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont think I get it either
52:00 <Maurice> *furious googling*
52:00 <Maurice> To Kill A Mockingbird
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol nuh I'm not
52:00 <Maurice> Scout was the girl
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yes yes yes
52:00 <Maurice> Boo Radley was the weirdo guy that saved her
52:00 <Bastardly_One> never would of got it though
52:00 <Bastardly_One> clever
52:00 <Maurice> I had Boo Radley first
53:00 <Maurice> So made sense to call the pup Scout
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep ... never would of got it as I said though
53:00 <Bastardly_One> clever
53:00 <milk> so what? there's about 3 million people in sydney?
53:00 <Maurice> When she had pups (my Doc) I wanted to call him Atticus
53:00 <Maurice> I was outvoted >.<
53:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is with dogs and cameras though?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> your dog is so typical
53:00 <Maurice> Mine loves it
54:00 <Maurice> He just sits and smiles
54:00 <Bastardly_One> they actually like posing
54:00 <milk> because you're aware Perth alone hit 2.2 million in 1979
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I've noticed
54:00 <Maurice> Are you aware nobody cares
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just looking at a pic of on my phone
54:00 <Bastardly_One> of the bull terrier where I used to live 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> sitting in a barbie chair
54:00 <Maurice> Even both cats have smiled
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... esme smiles? Bullshit
55:00 <Thoth> milk: that isn't what the census says
55:00 <Maurice> She does
55:00 <Thoth> why are people not completing the census?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> where torturing?
55:00 <Thoth> if they're not completing the census in the numbers you suggest, there must be a massive tax loss in WA also
56:00 <milk> haha hahahahahahahaahhaahahahaha hahahahahahaahahahahhahaahahahahahahaahahaaa
56:00 <milk> have you got a small penis Thoth?
56:00 <FrankSidebottom> i just worked out lol
56:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10325566_10152493535315844_4504762218485989122_n.jpg?oh=fb9f51a674d42e66638e5737e8022151&oe=54C4C40F&__gda__=1418737514_fdd6e3479c5b48d7a7da186c1fa4a57f
56:00 <Maurice> Smile
57:00 <FrankSidebottom> smile for the camera
57:00 <milk> probably a Juraphic Phark as well
57:00 <Maurice> Lol https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10426114_10152769797245844_2431490821186831224_n.jpg?oh=a39ece8e6a17f557cdeeadda061c3146&oe=54C84A63
57:00 <FrankSidebottom> cant wait for Jurassic World
57:00 <Bastardly_One> HAH!
57:00 <FrankSidebottom> woo
57:00 <FrankSidebottom> jp4 is gonna rock
57:00 <Bastardly_One> she's asleep dreaming of hurting you
57:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't count
58:00 <Maurice> That was a couple of nights ago
58:00 <Thoth> FrankSidebottom: whats better, seth macfarlane or jp?
58:00 <Maurice> She was so bent in half
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the second one
58:00 <Bastardly_One> animals must hate their owners
58:00 <milk> http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/awrEX2D_700b_v1.jpg
58:00 <Maurice> So dumb
58:00 <FrankSidebottom> jp?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> she's grown heaps
58:00 <Maurice> Shes gotten really fat since being sterilised
59:00 <Maurice> But shes still not very big
59:00 <milk> lookit that, Thoth was an English spy acting like an American
59:00 <Maurice> Ok, nacho nacho man time
59:00 <FrankSidebottom> seth macfarlane as a comedian is fantastic
59:00 <FrankSidebottom> and as a writer
59:00 <Maurice> As Peter Griffin hes great
59:00 <Maurice> And Brian
59:00 <Maurice> And Stewie
00:00 <milk> Anyone want to take a guess as to whether or not Tony Abbott went to the USA to the UN security council?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks for the reminder
00:00 <FrankSidebottom> and now that a million ways to die in the west has proved he has what it takes to make a great mel brooksesque movie
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I just went to put the oven on 
00:00 <FrankSidebottom> dont do it b1
00:00 <FrankSidebottom> u have so much to live for
00:00 <Bastardly_One> not *that* hungry but if I don't eat I'll feel shit sooner than later
00:00 <Bastardly_One> haw haw haw 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> most would say DO IT!
01:00 <milk> yes yes yes, eat shit in front of the tv
01:00 <Bastardly_One> for fuck sake
01:00 <Bastardly_One> this game needs heavy armour
01:00 <milk> ra ra ra
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't finish that mission without it 
02:00 <milk> Bastardly_One are you a smart arse dickhead?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> what if I am?
03:00 <milk> well, it would be pretty embarrassing if you had your dick chopped off wouldn't it?
03:00 <Maurice> (01:00:26) (FrankSidebottom): and now that a million ways to die in the west has proved he has what it takes to make a great mel brooksesque movie
03:00 <Maurice> But it didn't :S
03:00 <FrankSidebottom> i love how Brian has a gun in his safe at the bank
03:00 <FrankSidebottom> lol
03:00 <Maurice> About 80% said he didn't cut it
03:00 <FrankSidebottom> and his reason for it is spot on
04:00 <FrankSidebottom> when stewie and brian are locked in the bank vault
04:00 <Thoth> even milk is funnier than seth macfarlane :(
04:00 <Maurice> And he shits
04:00 <FrankSidebottom> hahaha yeah
04:00 <milk> ne queens?
04:00 <FrankSidebottom> the whole suit thing
04:00 <FrankSidebottom> i love
05:00 <FrankSidebottom> we need a poop dimension lol
05:00 <Maurice> Simpsons vs fg
05:00 <Maurice> Win
05:00 <FrankSidebottom> my fav was this 1994 carton by the producers of the simpsons called The Critic
05:00 <milk> one day, long from now, what I am will be you, and the signs will read monkey, chimp, human at the zoo
06:00 <Maurice> My nachos are cooking
06:00 <Maurice> Nom
06:00 <Maurice> And I need to be awake in 6 hours :/
06:00 <FrankSidebottom> woo coles open at 6
07:00 <Maurice> Theres a yappy dog in the street barking, I want to poison it
07:00 <FrankSidebottom> id rather own a wild dog
07:00 <Maurice> I barks, pause, bark bark, pause, bark
07:00 <FrankSidebottom> even a wolf
07:00 <Maurice> It*
07:00 <FrankSidebottom> and have property for it to roam
08:00 <FrankSidebottom> with secure fencing to keep it in of course
08:00 <Maurice> My dog rarely barks
08:00 <Maurice> Hes a good boy
08:00 <FrankSidebottom> mm
08:00 <FrankSidebottom> i like terriors the most
08:00 <FrankSidebottom> because they're bred with that killer instinct
08:00 <Maurice> Little dogs fuck me off
09:00 <FrankSidebottom> n hate how most dogs dont reach mental maturity theyre forever 3 yr old children
09:00 <FrankSidebottom> :/
09:00 <FrankSidebottom> i like cats because they do mature mentally
09:00 <FrankSidebottom> hae been thinkin about gettin another rat, u like or dislike rats Maurice?
10:00 <Maurice> I wanted one in high school
10:00 <Maurice> No thoughts since
10:00 <FrankSidebottom> i wanted a ferret the most
10:00 <FrankSidebottom> my mum said she had one when she was younger
10:00 <FrankSidebottom> but someone shot it :/
11:00 <Maurice> My mum had them too
11:00 <Maurice> But they lived in the blue mountains
11:00 <Maurice> So was a rabbit trap thing
12:00 <FrankSidebottom> oah
13:00 <FrankSidebottom> my friend her dad lives up on their farm, and mum
13:00 <FrankSidebottom> and i think her kid brother
14:00 <FrankSidebottom> and they hunt roos for meat and to cull
14:00 <FrankSidebottom> and they raise goats to slaughter
14:00 <FrankSidebottom> so i asked if she can get me some goat meat!!!
14:00 <Maurice> My kids had naidoc week, they had roo sausages
14:00 <Maurice> Last year they had stew
14:00 <FrankSidebottom> yummm
14:00 <FrankSidebottom> i love stew
14:00 <FrankSidebottom> put noodles in stew next time
14:00 <FrankSidebottom> so good
15:00 <FrankSidebottom> noodles not pasta
15:00 <Maurice> Only one of mine last year would try it
15:00 <Maurice> This year with the sausages,they all ate it
15:00 <FrankSidebottom> kids r reluctant huh
15:00 <FrankSidebottom> nice
15:00 <FrankSidebottom> i didnt want to try certain things when i was young
15:00 <FrankSidebottom> i couldnt stand marmelade
16:00 <Maurice> I still try shit and say its gross
16:00 <Maurice> Like seafood
16:00 <FrankSidebottom> mm i pretty much eat anything
16:00 <FrankSidebottom> like if i could buy thinly sliced fresh ox tongue
16:00 <Vagisil> just woke up after my battle with the romulans went down the shitter
16:00 <FrankSidebottom> i wouldnt buy ham
16:00 <Maurice> I don't, I'm very fussy
16:00 <FrankSidebottom> or bacon
16:00 <FrankSidebottom> even
16:00 <Vagisil> fkn craziest nightmare ever
16:00 <Maurice> But I have learnt to pick around what I don't like
17:00 <FrankSidebottom> nice Vagisil
17:00 <FrankSidebottom> yeah
17:00 <milk> http://daizydizzy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Are-People-Really-This-Dumb.jpg
17:00 <Maurice> I don't eat ham or pork
17:00 <Vagisil> pork pwnz
17:00 <Maurice> But I eat bacon
17:00 <FrankSidebottom> its cool when your gf doesnt like things you like
17:00 <FrankSidebottom> so if she doesnt like cheese
17:00 <FrankSidebottom> WOO!!!
17:00 <milk> what a jews, you eat jews?
17:00 <milk> about*
17:00 <FrankSidebottom> im not a big pig meat fan
17:00 <Vagisil> yeah cheese is gross
17:00 <Vagisil> bunghole
17:00 <milk> nuts, you eat nuts?
18:00 <Vagisil> tits n nuts
18:00 <FrankSidebottom> love nuts
18:00 <Maurice> My middle son doesnt like cheese
18:00 <Maurice> Hes a weirdo
18:00 <FrankSidebottom> actually
18:00 <FrankSidebottom> for children
18:00 <FrankSidebottom> nuts and meat are very important
18:00 <Vagisil> low gi
18:00 <FrankSidebottom> chewing helps the jaw to develop properly
18:00 <Vagisil> easiest wya to stop hyper kids.... stop feeding them lol
18:00 <milk> so like salt & pepper squid, chicken & chashews, sweet & sour pork with fried rice
18:00 <Vagisil> fuck yeah
18:00 <FrankSidebottom> most modern humans have smaller jaws
18:00 <Vagisil> fried lemon chicken
19:00 <FrankSidebottom> because we're motly on a Soft Food Diet
19:00 <Vagisil> honey king prawns
19:00 <FrankSidebottom> such as pasta and now fast food
19:00 <Vagisil> as long as u cant taste the prawns
19:00 <FrankSidebottom> did uno that?
19:00 <Vagisil> yeahhhh
19:00 <FrankSidebottom> xD
19:00 <FrankSidebottom> trivial things can be orsm
19:00 <Vagisil> gotta find good chinese restaurant though
19:00 <Vagisil> they use rubber pigs
19:00 <Maurice> Its pretty much what the pregnant parents limit themselves too
20:00 <FrankSidebottom> i love viet the most
20:00 <FrankSidebottom> then thai and chinese
20:00 <Maurice> Back in the day, mums didnt censor their foods, kids were fine
20:00 <FrankSidebottom> mostly secshaun chinese
20:00 <Vagisil> yeah.. besides the listeria lol
20:00 <Maurice> Except for Vagisil, his parents fucked up royally
20:00 <Vagisil> lmao
20:00 <Vagisil> twice.
21:00 <FrankSidebottom> lol
21:00 <Vagisil> mind u me n jane fucked up too :P
21:00 <Maurice> No, Floss is fine
21:00 <Vagisil> neg
21:00 <Maurice> You're the fuck up
21:00 <FrankSidebottom> <3 Django in a million ways to die in the west
22:00 <Bastardly_One> don't even put you sister
22:00 <Bastardly_One> in the same category as you
22:00 <Vagisil> lol
22:00 <Vagisil> im boss awesome :)
23:00 <Vagisil> U DONT KNOW ME GIRLFRIEND LOL
23:00 <Maurice> My bedtime
23:00 <Maurice> Ciao
24:00 <Vagisil> lol
24:00 <Vagisil> https://www.facebook.com/groups/503614476317699/permalink/870906496255160/
25:00 <BlackDevil> iPhone hoax prompts warning that the device can't be recharged in the microwave
25:00 <Vagisil> LOL
25:00 <Vagisil> that came out with the 4s too
25:00 <Vagisil> the 6+ is bending in peoples pockets now
26:00 <BlackDevil> yea thats the new one
26:00 <Vagisil> id be so fucking pissed
27:00 <Vagisil> theyre half way there as far as im concerned
27:00 <Vagisil> i wont upgrade my iphone until NFC + interchangeable battery is implemented
27:00 <BlackDevil> they wont
28:00 <Vagisil> nfc is in :P
28:00 <Vagisil> i go thru 2.5 charges a day on my 4s atm
29:00 <Vagisil> wallhugging sucks
29:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=81b_1411533278
29:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Two Videos of the Tiger Attack at New Delhi Zoo (Date: Aug-13-2011, 12 hours ago) - Views: 117653 - Played: 17680
30:00 <BlackDevil> apple wants you to goto there store to have it replaced
30:00 <BlackDevil> so they can download your data
30:00 <Vagisil> lol :P
30:00 <Vagisil> fucked if im watching that
31:00 <Vagisil> fuck he was a year 12 student
31:00 <Vagisil> what a retard
31:00 <Vagisil> nah battery is fine in phone i just use the phone too much
32:00 <Vagisil> braahhhp
34:00 <BlackDevil> all that porn
35:00 <Vagisil> lol
38:00 <Vagisil> no diggity
38:00 <Vagisil> ythis got boring pretty farkin quick
39:00 <FrankSidebottom> im excited
39:00 <FrankSidebottom> havin a blast
40:00 <Vagisil> doin wot
40:00 <Vagisil> fuck me woolworths home brand bread is now 85c a loaf
40:00 <Vagisil> pity the fuckinslave labour 
41:00 <milk> I have a swedish penis pump
46:00 <Vagisil> LOL
46:00 <Vagisil> i wonder how they sleep at night
47:00 <Vagisil> when the sale comes first and the truth comes second just stop for aminute and smileeeeee
47:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNSx1RdPl04
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pitch Perfect - Bellas Finals (Mar 9, 2013) 3:43 - Category: Film & Animation - 29,127,074 views - 84,412 likes (97.9%), 1,826 dislikes (2.1%)
00:00 <milk> just pick up that phone and give us a ring, that's right, ring us! we won't call you, you can ring us!
01:00 <Vagisil> well.. weird... my fault just got fixed at 2am
01:00 <Vagisil> or maybe router just decided to restart and fault got fixed yesterday
04:00 <Vagisil> u cunts all gone to bed
05:00 <Vagisil> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/10628633_10152416365660954_6292642884857046530_o.jpg
05:00 <Vagisil> BRAHHHHHHP FULL SPEED SUCKER
06:00 <Vagisil> http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/3784543121
06:00 <milk> wow
06:00 <milk> your civ is equiv tek
22:00 <Vagisil> TOO MANY TITS FOR ME
33:00 <Bastardly_One> .
43:00 <BlackDevil> there is never enought tits
45:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10612979_10204528101180320_5916976003639124686_n.jpg?oh=2360691e76282d182d95c5d55867af86&oe=5484650D
47:00 <BlackDevil> australia is 16 hours
47:00 <BlackDevil> how come you didnt say anything
52:00 <FrankSidebottom> woo gettin closer to shoppin hour
52:00 <FrankSidebottom> 2 hrs n food shop!
52:00 <FrankSidebottom> best early in the morn when nobody's there
52:00 <FrankSidebottom> :P
52:00 <FrankSidebottom> *farts*
53:00 <FrankSidebottom> b1 dl a mnillion ways to die in the west already
54:00 <BlackDevil> jennifer lawerance has a lot of nude pics
56:00 <FrankSidebottom> lols dope
56:00 <FrankSidebottom> she has a hot bod
57:00 <FrankSidebottom> perfect areola n nipples
57:00 <FrankSidebottom> n pussy!
57:00 <FrankSidebottom> n her hole isnt bad
00:00 <BlackDevil> Emily Ratajkowski also has a nice bod
00:00 <BlackDevil> oh she was in blurred lines
03:00 <FrankSidebottom> hmm
03:00 <FrankSidebottom> i hate photoshop
03:00 <FrankSidebottom> n when stars do it to themselves
03:00 <FrankSidebottom> or ne chick really
03:00 <FrankSidebottom> unless it's for a theme of some shit
05:00 <Vagisil> lmao at twitter
05:00 <BlackDevil> NASCAR star Tony Stewart will NOT face criminal charges in the death of Kevin Ward Jr. Ward had marijuana in his system at the time of the incident.
05:00 <Vagisil> man im loving this internet lol
05:00 <BlackDevil> ?
06:00 <Vagisil>  https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/10628633_10152416365660954_6292642884857046530_o.jpg
06:00 <BlackDevil> stop posting that shit
06:00 <Vagisil> 24 fuckin megabit
06:00 <BlackDevil> no one cares
06:00 <Vagisil> its fuckin bossss
07:00 <BlackDevil> so i have 43mb down
07:00 <Vagisil> im in the middle of the fuckin desert lol
07:00 <BlackDevil> and 38mb up
07:00 <Vagisil> lol
07:00 <BlackDevil> so eat my dick
07:00 <Vagisil> our new house is gonna be in nbn area
07:00 <Vagisil> gonna be so fuckin nice
08:00 <Vagisil> but totally happy being up here with full speed adsl2+
09:00 <Vagisil> man i should totally get 2nd line put on
11:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUcmHAPgbOA
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: RUST - Epic Sax Guy (Aug 29, 2014) 2:49 - Category: Gaming - 2,189 views - 84 likes (84.8%), 15 dislikes (15.2%)
11:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHGLGhOYgGU
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: WTF Quack Like a Duck (Dec 11, 2012) 2:54 - Category: Entertainment - 548,424 views - 1,922 likes (85.5%), 327 dislikes (14.5%)
12:00 <Vagisil> LOLWOT
13:00 <Vagisil> worse than pansy division lmao
16:00 <FrankSidebottom> panda position
20:00 <Vagisil> rusty trumpet
24:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxftY2-v1FM
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Florentiner march - MNOZIL BRASS (Feb 11, 2013) 14:03 - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 673,190 views - 2,941 likes (97.4%), 79 dislikes (2.6%)
24:00 <Vagisil> BOUNCE
31:00 <FrankSidebottom> one n half hours to gooo
31:00 <FrankSidebottom> get fgt shoppppin done
31:00 <FrankSidebottom> gonna be so cheap this week!
32:00 <FrankSidebottom> BlackDevil i be back on my diet so soon ill fit into that gimp outfit u got me huns
33:00 <Vagisil> lol
34:00 <Vagisil> VAGISLAP
44:00 <Vagisil> YOU'RE STILL A SAUSAGE ROLL TO ME
49:00 <duckmeister> try get him to talk lol
51:00 <Vagisil> lolwot
54:00 <Vagisil> PERCUSSION
15:00 <Vagisil> STRING
15:00 <Vagisil> DERPS
16:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhh
17:00 <Vagisil> man
17:00 <Vagisil> so many nice 4x4
17:00 <Vagisil> dunno wot i want any more
17:00 <Vagisil> i said id ditch my patrol and get a 06 stl 4.2 patrol
17:00 <Vagisil> now i dunno
20:00 <FrankSidebottom> bah
20:00 <FrankSidebottom> he said too stoned
20:00 <FrankSidebottom> i showered n thought about jerkin off n thinkin about it made me needa pee
20:00 <FrankSidebottom> i touched my penis
23:00 <milk> crank yer yanker
24:00 <Vagisil> dangderp
24:00 <Vagisil> fuckin $1400 return per-london
25:00 <Vagisil> what a fuckin rip
25:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
25:00 <Vagisil> that was premium economy with a layflat bed 4 years ago
28:00 <milk> thats not as bad as it was
28:00 <milk> used to be up around 1800
28:00 <Vagisil> mmm
29:00 <Vagisil> well to pay $1400 to go on something no one can really explain how it works
29:00 <Vagisil> fuckin forget it
30:00 <FrankSidebottom> woo hoo daylight
30:00 <FrankSidebottom> where's stallone
30:00 <FrankSidebottom> bbs
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I gotta sleep soon damn it 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> shit I want to do this afternoon
31:00 <Vagisil> lol
31:00 <Vagisil> fuck the shit
32:00 <Vagisil> POWER CHURP
38:00 <Vagisil> DONT YOU
38:00 <Vagisil> FORGET ABOUT ME
47:00 <Vagisil> http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/man-shot-dead-two-counterterrorism-officers-stabbed-outside-endeavour-hills-police-station/story-fnii5smp-1227068293410
48:00 <Vagisil> farrrk
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeh happened about 24hrs ago
50:00 <milk> Tony Abbott is in NY
51:00 <Vagisil> i wish i joined army 14 years ago hey
52:00 <Bastardly_One> time for  a rest
52:00 <Vagisil> that video of the us bombers picking off single targets with missiles.. fucking great
52:00 <Vagisil> single human*
53:00 <milk> it's crazy eh?
53:00 <Vagisil> i dont care what their motives are
53:00 <Vagisil> or wot their race is
53:00 <Vagisil> u do stupid shit like that u deserve the missile to the face
53:00 <milk> million dollar missile, 1 terrorist. food stamps and welfare worth less per recipient
53:00 <Vagisil> lol yeah
54:00 <Vagisil> what about that asylum seeker kid that died the other week
54:00 <Vagisil> apparently 1 life is worth the 20 million dollar saving
54:00 <milk> seriously soldiers are paid to fight, not to take it easy and let the machines do the work while they get the glory
54:00 <Vagisil> they were covering troops on the ground though lol
55:00 <milk> damn I'll be a terrorist if the give me the missile the fire at me to sell on ebay
55:00 <Vagisil> lol
56:00 <Vagisil> im just sick of the typical australian saying why are we worried about this, it wont get to australia
56:00 <Vagisil> fuck it got from middle east to US pretty easily
56:00 <Vagisil> then to london
56:00 <milk> well, it'll probably get to the UK and USA first
56:00 <Vagisil> then to russia
56:00 <Vagisil> its been there
56:00 <Vagisil> trade centres got done twice
56:00 <Vagisil> london undergorund been bombed
56:00 <milk> longer term?
57:00 <Vagisil> russian train station bombed
57:00 <Vagisil> that was almost a decade ago
57:00 <milk> well, the hatred of memory has faded
57:00 <Vagisil> yep
57:00 <milk> now it's a matter of dominance and power
58:00 <Vagisil> and people are worried about us letting terrorists immigrate
58:00 <Vagisil> not worried that any australian can turn
59:00 <Vagisil> fuck it back to bed for an hour
00:00 <milk> australia is an openly racist country
00:00 <milk> white man can do what he likes
00:00 <milk> brown man does what white man wants
01:00 <Vagisil> lol
01:00 <milk> police officers getting off of kicking brown men apart is popular in the media, so that's what happens
03:00 <milk> people in the media are shit! they are very quick to enforce slavery, and even quicker to drop you when it suits
04:00 <milk> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mentat
04:00 <milk> they are just shit people
59:00 <FrankSidebottom> wooo shoppin done!
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> wat teh fuk i bought a new funky lighter n i cannae find it lools
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahh yeh
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> boreds
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> wake ups
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> if only simba would wake up so we can be best friends and play gi joes and lego and stuf
00:00 <BlackDevil> panda
01:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfhmG_9ZqAs
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 100 Orgasms A Day: Freak Accident Leaves Man With Debilitating Disorder (Sep 22, 2014) 6:09 - Category: News & Politics - 1,059,925 views - 1,294 likes (91.8%), 115 dislikes (8.2%)
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo
04:00 <BlackDevil> watch the link
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> i havent dropped out wooo
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> net perfect!
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> i am and gamings
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> i am o tired yo
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> so*
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> too much weed
05:00 <BlackDevil> oh south park is on tonight
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cannot wacht hat
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> makes me anxious
07:00 <BlackDevil> its about kick starter
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> im peakin man
23:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znK652H6yQM
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: iPhone 6 Plus Bend Test (Sep 23, 2014) 0 - Category: Science & Technology - 10,870,432 views - 56,725 likes (93.6%), 3,855 dislikes (6.4%)
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> :D
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> time for shops
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha i got a t shirt on
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> says
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahah :P bbs
10:00 <ShadowLurker> https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10703622_10201940588196377_1945798010824162842_n.jpg?oh=cd26e63394c5a2a9b4774f07e055c8ce&oe=5488D53D
11:00 <BlackDevil> looks yummy
11:00 <Fez> I dunno whether to laugh ot not
15:00 <BlackDevil> or go in head first
16:00 <doctor> I'd hate to be the person who has to deal with them when they're older
16:00 <BlackDevil> as you being a doctor, would be easy to inspect
16:00 <doctor> if the price is right, of course
23:00 <Fez> "The price is wrong bitch"
28:00 <Lumeah> Wanna bet mate? 
28:00 <Fez> Im not your mate and i dont bet
31:00 <Lumeah> Aren't ya now? Well then. 
45:00 <Lumeah> Well welll welll then. 
45:00 <Lumeah> :p
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> phew
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> finally done bills
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> talked to florist (photographer) for ages again
53:00 <TokenDaRing> PandasDontDrive you seem to like slapping people around
53:00 <Fez> Only bitches slap
56:00 <Lumeah> Oi  with the slapping huh huh? 
58:00 <Fez> PandasDoSlap
58:00 <Lumeah> Lol
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> love it
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> im gonna go town right now n slap a slappah!
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3 lumes bbl
04:00 <beehhh> ya shouldnt have killed urself
04:00 <beehhh> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JqNg3xsB5Yk/UQvpDA_StXI/AAAAAAAADdo/Bx_y1nVCj_g/s1600/Bangladesh-rickshaw-art1.jpg
04:00 <Fez> You shouldve
06:00 <beehhh> well guess im the one who be missed out on the new safe-heaven visa thingy
08:00 <beehhh> nothing was arranged as safety n security towards me by none
08:00 <beehhh> http://cookconnected.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/rickshaw.jpg
18:00 <Thoth> lel
19:00 <Thoth> this guy on failbook blocked me.. cause he advertised his iphone 4 thats severely damaged for $200... I msg'ed him and said I'll give him $20
19:00 <Thoth> rude hey
20:00 <TokenDaRing> Thoth wow
20:00 <TokenDaRing> you were generous
20:00 <TokenDaRing> I'd have asked him to pay me to take it
20:00 <Thoth> broken screen, broken batt cover, probably a fucked battery, broken home button
20:00 <Thoth> no charger
21:00 <TokenDaRing> So, he's basically selling something that doesn't work
21:00 <Thoth> I'm just amazed he blocked me
21:00 <Thoth> I didn't tell him his offer is moronic and he's a fucking spastic for suggesting such a thing
21:00 <TokenDaRing> is he a blind apple fanboi?
22:00 <Thoth> probs
22:00 <TokenDaRing> apple fans get really upset easily if they even think you're saying something bad about apple
22:00 <TokenDaRing> they don't handle criticism of their beloved products well
22:00 <Thoth> he looks like an ice head with 2 kids
22:00 <Thoth> I just wanted it as a spare aye, incase I break my samsung
23:00 <Thoth> bbl, huffing an 8ball of ice
30:00 <bert187> yo mumma wears army boots
31:00 <Fez> Oct 10 bathurst 1000
33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no actually Fez its Oct 12th have a nice day :)
34:00 <bert187> watch the cars go round in circles
37:00 <Fez> Yea likely. 10th woukdbe start of coverage
38:00 <Fez> Well picked up snoop
38:00 <bert187> nuthin gets past snoopy
38:00 <bert187> :)
38:00 <Fez> Murph drivin 
38:00 <Fez> Next yr will be a ripper
39:00 <bert187> u should get ur face painted
39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bathurst coverage starts 9th finishes 12th have a nice day again :)
39:00 <Fez> Murph can codrive for ambrose
39:00 <bert187> lol
39:00 <bert187> 'have a nice day'
39:00 <Fez> Agaun
39:00 <Fez> Again
39:00 <oxygen> anyone here wanna make an easy 200 bucks?
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and Fez i know for a fact murph will never drive with ambrose again have a nice day :)
40:00 <Fez> Lol yea i know.. its just funny to think about
41:00 <Fez> I nearly read that as murph wont drive for ambrose again
41:00 <Fez> Was about to say whaaa
41:00 <oxygen> anyone here wanna make an easy 200 bucks?
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> not taking in concideration the fact ambrose is ford and murph is holden but hey shit happens when you have a fight like they did years ago
42:00 <Fez> Still fresh in my mind
42:00 <Fez> Helps tgey replay it every yr
42:00 <Fez> Hghg
42:00 <Fez> Fkn keys
42:00 <oxygen> anyone here wanna make an easy 200 bucks?
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i believe murph was driving a vx and ambrose was a BA
43:00 <Fez> Not sure.. minordetails though
44:00 <Fez> Skaife should drive
44:00 <Fez> And crash
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> past drivers wont drive because of how old they are
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and i know Perkins drove till his mid 50s but he has also been the only driver to have a V8 supercar with aircon lol
45:00 <Thoth> I hope brock wins
45:00 <Fez> Yea it sucksnow
47:00 <Thoth> You know what really doesn't suck
47:00 <Thoth> F1
48:00 <Fez> Why?
48:00 <Thoth> Because the restrictions on car design are so losely worded that you see some real competition
49:00 <Fez> Melbourne should be scrapped and take tgem to bath
49:00 <Thoth> Its not like they're all just driving around the track in a similar order to the qualifying
50:00 <Fez> Sometimes they do
50:00 <Thoth> V8's is slightly interesting with the Nissian and Mercades... however they should fuckoff Ford & Holden.
50:00 <Thoth> Also F1 is totally boring because Lewis Hamilton always wins
51:00 <Fez> Cuz he leads the championship hey?
51:00 <Fez> Cuz he won his races
51:00 <Thoth> For how many years? 5?
51:00 <Fez> Lol. Falae
51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> V8s will get more interesting because BMW and Toyota are showing interest in the sport
51:00 <Fez> False
51:00 <Thoth> The cars are virtually identical, there isn't much reason any other driver can do it.
51:00 <Thoth> Its totally boring because the same thing occurs every race
51:00 <Fez> Ok
52:00 <Thoth> There is no competition
52:00 <Thoth> Even cricket is more interesting
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh im loving Volvo giving the ford and holdens a run for their money and on their first year too lol
52:00 <Fez> Youve proven youdont know much
53:00 <Fez> Volvos look the toughest imo
53:00 <Fez> Good for volvo and craigs son
53:00 <Fez> Scotty mclaughlin
54:00 <Fez> Or howevers iys spelt
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> are you saying he is craigs son
54:00 <Fez> Yes. But only as a joke
57:00 <Fez> Whoknows hisdads name could be craig. Doubt it though
57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Where You From Bro
57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ahhaahaha
57:00 <Fez> Haventbotheredcheckincuz im just being silly
57:00 <Fez> +spaces
03:00 <BMP> have some of mine, i have attached them to the end of this sentance
04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xCO3Ie0xp8 lol
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beau Ryan feat. Justice Crew - Where You From? (Sep 18, 2014) 3:36 - Category: Music - 293,119 views - likes (96%), dislikes (4%)
25:00 <Thoth> Mclaughlin is Lownes son? Hahaha thats quite a comedic joke
25:00 <Thoth> So funny
28:00 <Fez> You idiot
28:00 <British^Meat> its silly, but when the v8's went to chan 7 i stopped watching em
28:00 <British^Meat> next yr they go back to 10
28:00 <Fez> Craig mclaughlin.
28:00 <British^Meat> i shall show an interest again
28:00 <British^Meat> Im probs in the minority, but i think niel crompton is single handedly THE most boring man on television
29:00 <Thoth> Oh thats even more funny
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> now barry sheen was the man for racing no matter who you speak too
29:00 <Fez> Remember leigh diffey?
29:00 <Fez> He was boring
29:00 <British^Meat> hah diffey, yer
30:00 <Fez> Baretts is as bad
30:00 <British^Meat> i remember when grant denyer was doing it too
30:00 <British^Meat> He should have stayted to V8's
30:00 <Fez> Lol yea
30:00 <British^Meat> everything else he's done makes him look like the biggest (tinyest) cockhead
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Family Fued lol
30:00 <British^Meat> god its terrible
31:00 <Thoth> Whats a craig mclaughlin anyway?
31:00 <Thoth> Is it like yolo?
31:00 <Fez> Yes
32:00 <Fez> Keywords: craig mclaughlin mona
32:00 <Fez> Youtube
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wasnt he some tv start
32:00 <Fez> He was inhome and away
33:00 <Fez> Wouldnt say he was a star
33:00 <Fez> He was kylie monogues hubby 
33:00 <Fez> Or something
34:00 <abc> i love family feud .. great laugh
34:00 <maggotbrainz> sir britishmeat, can u revoke my privlidges in adelaidesa?
34:00 <maggotbrainz> he jumped on me
34:00 <maggotbrainz> like a chicken on a dune bug
34:00 <maggotbrainz> car'n brittney
34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> alright need to iron my uniforms bbs
35:00 <maggotbrainz> u in the army?
35:00 <maggotbrainz> or at school?
35:00 <maggotbrainz> or maybe hes talking about his homosexual bondage uniform
36:00 <Thoth> Maccas wear uniforms?
36:00 <maggotbrainz> i dunno, ask britishmeat, he's into that stufd
36:00 <maggotbrainz> maccas worker?  LOL
36:00 <British^Meat> nope
36:00 <British^Meat> i dont get y u dont get more ip's like u did
36:00 <British^Meat> u know, back in the old days
36:00 <British^Meat> you'd get banned, for being a dick...
36:00 <British^Meat> and you'd come back with a new ip
36:00 <Thoth> Yes I know, I'm the most brilliant comedian to have ever existed
36:00 <British^Meat> and we'd repeat the process
36:00 <maggotbrainz> yea  im on adsl now
36:00 <Thoth> You're welcome
36:00 <maggotbrainz> no more new ips
37:00 <British^Meat> oh ok
37:00 <maggotbrainz> so were gonna have to sort this out the hard way
37:00 <British^Meat> hard for u maybe
37:00 <British^Meat> its easy for me to just unclick ban
37:00 <maggotbrainz> u and me meet at hungry jacks car park port adelaide, 10 pm tonight
37:00 <British^Meat> infact... its 4 clicks
37:00 <British^Meat> double click main window
37:00 <maggotbrainz> ok  do it then
37:00 <British^Meat> click ur ban
38:00 <British^Meat> click remove ban
38:00 <British^Meat> wait 5
38:00 <British^Meat> coz then i have to click ok
38:00 <British^Meat> so 5 clicks
38:00 <maggotbrainz> just hurry up and do it
38:00 <maggotbrainz> stop making it sound like a fucking boot camp
38:00 <British^Meat> nah
38:00 <maggotbrainz> fine, hungry jacks car park it is then
39:00 <maggotbrainz> and you aint getting no whoppers
39:00 <British^Meat> u suck and youre boring
39:00 <British^Meat> so i will ignore you, with my mind
39:00 <maggotbrainz> lol
39:00 <maggotbrainz> you use your mind?
39:00 <maggotbrainz> i never learnt that skill
39:00 <maggotbrainz> can u show me how ?
40:00 <maggotbrainz> i just lost 600 bucks at golden palace.com
40:00 <maggotbrainz> fuckin assholes
40:00 <maggotbrainz> never again, but i said that last year when i lost 800 bucks
40:00 <maggotbrainz> lasted 2 hours
41:00 <maggotbrainz> those online casinos are cunts
41:00 <maggotbrainz> u cant win
41:00 <maggotbrainz> did i tell u i got a job with phoenix british meat?
42:00 <maggotbrainz> the first thing the supervisor said when i went there for the interview was, " you'll fit right in"
42:00 <maggotbrainz> i felt so proud
42:00 <maggotbrainz> im earning $1.77 an hour to top my disability support pension up
43:00 <Student> ignored mother fucker, won't shut up 
43:00 <maggotbrainz> butting up boxes 
43:00 <maggotbrainz> cutting%
43:00 <maggotbrainz> then i place them in this big machine that sqaushes up all the boxes 
43:00 <maggotbrainz> and out comes this little compact block 
43:00 <maggotbrainz> friggen cool
44:00 <Student> ha ha 
44:00 <Student> who are you talking to?
44:00 <maggotbrainz> you
44:00 <Student> really? :P
44:00 <maggotbrainz> now ive got your attention,  did u know british meat does bollywood
44:00 <Student> no
45:00 <maggotbrainz> i saw him shaking his arse dancing int he rain once
45:00 <maggotbrainz> i honked at him, but he continued to dance in teh pouring rain
45:00 <maggotbrainz> yes he did
45:00 <maggotbrainz> i have photos
45:00 <maggotbrainz> dont doubt me
45:00 <maggotbrainz> anyways,  im going to make myself a strawberry shake
45:00 <maggotbrainz> back in 5
45:00 <Student> don't understand what dancing in rain is to do with bollywood?
46:00 <Student> don't hurry back , take your time :P
47:00 <ShadowLurker> i see oxygens back
48:00 <maggotbrainz> yeah im back and im slurping down a nice frothy strawberry shake
48:00 <maggotbrainz> ahhhhhhhhhhhh
48:00 <maggotbrainz> nice
49:00 <maggotbrainz> u dont know what your missing brittney
49:00 <ShadowLurker> youre*
49:00 <maggotbrainz> u know what
49:00 <maggotbrainz> i might go make another shake
49:00 <maggotbrainz> brb
50:00 <maggotbrainz> god dammit again
50:00 <maggotbrainz> i am not a winner
50:00 <ShadowLurker> no
50:00 <ShadowLurker> ur not
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> wooo home
50:00 <maggotbrainz> does anyone play the mother promotion?
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> almost made the bad decision to stay in city ehehehe
51:00 <maggotbrainz> i buy a mother energy drink everyday and when i enter my barcode online im not a winner
51:00 <maggotbrainz> theres a glaxy s5 to be won every hour they reckon
51:00 <maggotbrainz> so why do i never win?
52:00 <British^Meat> yer sorry ShadowLurker, could be my fault
52:00 <British^Meat> i banned him from my chan, and usually he gets banned from here
52:00 <British^Meat> Serenity usually does...
53:00 <British^Meat> but its pretty funny this being THE only room he's in and he chattin sooooo hard
53:00 <British^Meat> doh, off to the mines i go
54:00 <maggotbrainz> the apocalabisca
55:00 <maggotbrainz> down by the river
55:00 <maggotbrainz> down down down
55:00 <maggotbrainz> simmi simmi cocopop
55:00 <maggotbrainz> simmi simmi powwwww
55:00 <maggotbrainz> fuck im ugly wheni  look int he mirror i see a monster
55:00 <abc> dont look in the mirror\
56:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh well now that serenity isnt here this channels ever slowly returning to its former shithouse state
56:00 <ShadowLurker> full of fuckwits n trolls
56:00 <maggotbrainz> what about when i need to shave?
56:00 <abc> ugly people dont shave
56:00 <maggotbrainz> and what about when i need to brush my teeth?
56:00 <maggotbrainz> mirrors are everywhere
56:00 <maggotbrainz> i cant avoid them
56:00 <abc> lol brush them away from the mirror otherwise you get all little spots on the mirror from the toothpaste
56:00 <maggotbrainz> i need another solution
57:00 <abc> wear a brown papger bag over your head?
57:00 <maggotbrainz> its easy to clean abc
57:00 <abc> it is easy to clean but drives me nuts
57:00 <maggotbrainz> well get in the routine of it
57:00 <maggotbrainz> do it once a week 
58:00 <maggotbrainz> your mirror won cry
58:00 <abc> lol
58:00 <maggotbrainz> plus if something like that drives u nuts, then u need to up your meds
59:00 <abc> lol i dont do meds
59:00 <maggotbrainz> poeople who dont move their frigen shopping tolleys out the way when im walking thru isles piss me off
59:00 <abc> haha
59:00 <bert187> http://youtu.be/jRGrNDV2mKc
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Korn - Freak on a Leash (Oct 25, 2009) 4:27 - Category: Music - 22,824,273 views - likes (97.7%), 2,127 dislikes (2.3%)
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> hi abc
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> ay be see
59:00 <maggotbrainz> why are the shopping isles getting narrower and narrower 
59:00 <abc> hi PandasDontDrive
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> one two three!
00:00 <abc> hehe
00:00 <maggotbrainz> im sick of saying excuse me get out the fucking way to other shoppers
00:00 <abc> just bump their trolley out the way\
00:00 <maggotbrainz> being visually impaired  i cant use eye contact to give them hints
00:00 <abc> or take stuff out of them while they are looking and put it back on the shelf
01:00 <bert187> my shopping trolley murderd
01:00 <abc> ok that could be a prob
01:00 <maggotbrainz> lol  i like the bumping idea
01:00 <bert187> trolley rage
01:00 <maggotbrainz> yeah  being visually impared is a problem
02:00 <abc> and you cant go and see dr phil's laser surgeon?
02:00 <maggotbrainz> fuck no  its laser surgery that made me visually impaired
02:00 <abc> oh bugger
02:00 <maggotbrainz> i didint even get compensation
02:00 <ShadowLurker> i smell troll
03:00 <maggotbrainz> i smell your mums vagina
03:00 <abc> lol
03:00 <maggotbrainz> abc,  do u work?
04:00 <abc> yep
04:00 <maggotbrainz> wat do u do?
04:00 <bert187> http://youtu.be/JTMVOzPPtiw
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Limp Bizkit - Nookie (Oct 5, 2009) 4:30 - Category: Music - 23,233,717 views - 62,039 likes (95.5%), dislikes (4.5%) dislikes (4.5%)
05:00 <maggotbrainz> its ok abc,  i used to clean hospital toilets so u can be honest
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> unf
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> 3 shots vodka down
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> lunch baby!
07:00 <maggotbrainz> thanks for the offer, but ive had mine
09:00 <Thoth> 13:04 < maggotbrainz> why is every1 leaving
09:00 <Thoth> 13:04 -!- PandasDontDrive [[email protected]] has joined #melbourne
09:00 <maggotbrainz> pandas  i hope u read my comment, i decline your lunch invite
10:00 <bert187> http://youtu.be/yad_clT4T2Y
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Limp Bizkit - Rollin (HQ) (Jan 18, 2009) 4:04 - Category: Music - 3,390,418 views - 13,258 likes (97.2%), 381 dislikes (2.8%)
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> so who's not having sex today?
10:00 <Fez> Me too
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
10:00 <Fez> ^10
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> savin' ourselves for 72 virgins ay
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> blow myself up with helium
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> BANG!
11:00 <abc> maggotbrainz .. i work in retail
11:00 <Fez> Nah. Twins
11:00 <maggotbrainz> im playing mario bros on the old snes
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOLS@ https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10678579_783395878384435_123905620002064605_n.jpg?oh=e99ecc52e16fbe9909df28028f08af11&oe=54BADFC1&__gda__=1418418824_d1f87262da02c91f6f67116a3ae516ed
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> do you sell dresses?
11:00 <abc> nope
11:00 <maggotbrainz> cool abc,  which store?
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> I ask because I'm half scot and I'm not into thick kilts but a nice miniskirt would show my legs off nice
11:00 <maggotbrainz> woolies or coles?
11:00 <abc> you wanna come visit me maggotbrainz
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> bone white skin with thick black hair cover
12:00 <abc> none of the above
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wana have sex with u
12:00 <abc> great
12:00 <maggotbrainz> it would be a long hike if i came to visit you from adelaide abc
12:00 <abc> yep i am in perth
12:00 <abc> its my day off today
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> neone like parkour?
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wana see ppl do it naked
12:00 <maggotbrainz> damn  15 minutes of battery left
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> floppin willies and bewbs
13:00 <maggotbrainz> how should i annoy someone for hte next 15 minutes
13:00 <maggotbrainz> i hink ill just flood
13:00 <abc> have you got a braille keyboard or something maggotbrainz
14:00 <maggotbrainz> yeah  i do
14:00 <abc> cool
15:00 <maggotbrainz> i need a guide dog
15:00 <maggotbrainz> soon
16:00 <maggotbrainz> how old r u abc?
16:00 <abc> i am old
16:00 <Fez> Have youseen stevie wonders guide dog?
16:00 <maggotbrainz> how old is old
17:00 <maggotbrainz> stevie wonder is dead isnt he?
17:00 <Fez> That wasnt the question
23:00 <Fez> Oh you havent??
23:00 <Fez> Neither has he!!
24:00 <Fez> Badoomtish
24:00 <abc> ok i am going out to do some shopping ... have fun everyone 
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> aaahahahahahahahaaaa
28:00 <Fez> U like panda?
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> bdaooommmpenis
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> soz was on fone
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> apprently ima supposed to go bday party tomoz but i got plans but if my mate will drive there fk yr
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> tho its in a shit area of adelaide
33:00 <Thoth> I like parkour
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> im all why the fuck did you move outta a sweet place in the city to shitville get offa bus i'd get raped n preggers.
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool Thoth watch this
33:00 <Thoth> Met a few people doing parkour a few times. Given them fca's for tresspass
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah this is a group of dudes in japan ashlee hooked up wit 
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e-9RPPB7pk
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: EXPLOSION 2nd (Sep 21, 2014) 6:41 - Category: People & Blogs - 332 views views - 34 likes (97.1%), 1 dislikes (2.9%)
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> she is in it a bit
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like her vids more
34:00 <Thoth> I don't care
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno that hanging shit, that russian dude?
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh ok i thought u were being sincere.
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> my bad himey
34:00 <Thoth> I'd be more interested if you actually did parkour
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> naw too old to start
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> i do other shit neway
35:00 <Thoth> Yea like tony hawk who's too old to skate
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea but he been skating forever
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> id rather get into stool shit
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> i forget what it's called
35:00 <Thoth> So? I see plenty of old dudes who aren't pedos learning to skate
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> eh i can skate
36:00 <Thoth> Remember back in the 90s when x-treme sports were cool?
36:00 <Thoth> I miss those days
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> you want to see somethin good
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill show u somethin good.
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta find it
37:00 <Thoth> You'd snowboard down thredbo and skull a bottle of mountain dew and you weren't fat
37:00 <Thoth> It was xtreme
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> sporthocker
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> iz dope as fuck
38:00 <Thoth> dope as in dope?
38:00 <Thoth> thats dope
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUVjUhAf-TM
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: #22 Rome - HockEurope 2013 - SALZIG Sporthocker (May 1, 2013) 5:55 - Category: Sports - 51,170 views - 399 likes (92.1%), 34 dislikes (7.9%)
38:00 <Fez> E-dope
38:00 <doctor> wanna buy?
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> doc!!!!!!
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
39:00 <doctor> pandito
39:00 <Fez> edope looks like edope upside down
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> :D
39:00 <Fez> With upside down e's
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
40:00 <Thoth> that doesn't even have a hint of xtreme
40:00 <Thoth> ur lame
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> that shit is not easy dude
40:00 <Thoth> I don't care
41:00 <Fez> Extreme*
41:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6qXk_Czj_Y
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Extreme Snow Downhill Mountain Biking (Apr 25, 2012) 2:31 - Category: Sports - 71,135 views - 173 likes (93.5%), 12 dislikes (6.5%)
41:00 <Thoth> except they put an e in the title so its not that cool
41:00 <Fez> Hey!
41:00 <Fez> They spell extreme like i do
42:00 <Thoth> Xactly
42:00 <Lumeah> Cool
42:00 <Fez> What?
42:00 <Lumeah> The vid. 
43:00 <Fez> Oh
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
43:00 <Lumeah> What 
43:00 <Fez> But i was saying what to what thoth said
43:00 <Lumeah> Hi pandy 
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant wait for assassins creed 5 unity
43:00 <Fez> I dont get it
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> full on real parkour moves
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> motion captured shit
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> so everythin u do in game was done irl
43:00 <Thoth> Lumeah: its not just cool its xtreme
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> lume sex
43:00 <Lumeah> Ok was just saying cool to the room 
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mean hi
43:00 <Fez> Im wating for ps5
44:00 <Thoth> It'd be xtremer with bloodhound gang - boom playing
44:00 <Thoth> or maybe hed (pe) - suck it up
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> heh
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> :D
44:00 <Lumeah> Lol ohhhh  so  now ya asking... Lol
45:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zLuqKNKOqs
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: If Only Every Mountain Biking Video Was Shot Like This - Afrojacks.flv (Apr 11, 2010) 4:12 - Category: People & Blogs - 8,862,582 views - 74,481 likes (98.8%), 898 dislikes (1.2%)
46:00 <Fez> Bee girl
46:00 <Fez> You like jokes?
47:00 <bee_girl> is this the beginning of one? :)
47:00 <Lumeah> Hi bee_girl 
47:00 <bee_girl> hi lumeah :)
47:00 <bee_girl> half day public holiday here today
47:00 <Lumeah> Oh lucky 
47:00 <bee_girl> ya!
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think i woke my friend up
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
49:00 <Lumeah> Good or bad? 
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> um
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> he does night shift
49:00 <Fez> Bee: whats blue and smells like red paint?
49:00 <Lumeah> Ooops
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i needa know if he wants to go to my friends party tomoz
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> she wnats me to bus it there today ahah
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima buyin her this dress for her bday
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> which was yesterday
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> skirt*
50:00 <bee_girl> a sad tin of red paint?
51:00 <Fez> No
51:00 <Fez> Blue paint
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.psylofashion.com/product-32-Le_Skirt.aspx
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> what u think lumes?
51:00 <bee_girl> oh i see
52:00 <Fez> Hehe
52:00 <Lumeah> Let me looks
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> n this is her
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> tell me if u think that would suit her
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> needa girl opinion
52:00 <Fez> Bee girl whats brown and sticky?
53:00 <Fez> Lume all woman
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> back
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> hm
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> gay porn isnt sexy at all
54:00 <Fez> A brown stick
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> flicked thru n yer
55:00 <Fez> 3 dudes aye panda
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> 2
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> was weird
55:00 <Lumeah> Does she ware that stuff already? 
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> needa chick inbetween em
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> um nuh
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> like
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> she would
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> or u pick one and show me
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> how bout these pants http://www.psylofashion.com/product-279-Pixel_Pants.aspx
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> 83 bux
59:00 <Thoth> How about you ask your girlfriend
59:00 <Maurice> Nacho nacho man
00:00 <Thoth> ya know maurice...
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dun have one
00:00 <Thoth> you made your nacho real quick last night and spent the whole time chatting on irc
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> gfs r a headfuck
00:00 <Thoth> I suspect you used tinned crap
00:00 <Maurice> And I nommed them too
00:00 <Thoth> I am morally against that
00:00 <Maurice> Nah, I used el paso, but no meat
01:00 <Thoth> slightly better but not much
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> aw
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont talk about yum food
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> im back on diet
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
01:00 <Maurice> Normally I would use chicken, but it was a bit late to be cooking chicken
01:00 <Lumeah> Lol men are a headfuck. Lpl
01:00 <Thoth> Fat lazy people go on diets
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> im like 200 kg gotta lose like 4kg
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> so im sexy gay boy again
01:00 <Thoth> Get a punching bag and write my name on it
01:00 <Thoth> diet not required
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol lume yea its a two way street ay
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got one Thoth
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3 Synergy
02:00 <Maurice> Just do the meth diet
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> muay thai bag
02:00 <Maurice> Seems to be all the rage
02:00 <Thoth> Jogging is great
02:00 <Fez> Methchos
02:00 <Thoth> Jogging makes up half my exercise
02:00 <Fez> Nom
03:00 <Maurice> I've never been on a diet in my life
03:00 <Maurice> Which explains my 150kg self
03:00 <Fez> See food diet
03:00 <Thoth> I could run faster and further than all of you fuckers. Now gimme your wallets or I'll bash you
04:00 <Maurice> I don't run
04:00 <Maurice> It's against my religion
04:00 <Thoth> The religion of fat
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> it aint about faster
04:00 <Maurice> Thats the one
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> can you sticky hands?
04:00 <Maurice> Gotta maintain this shape somehow
04:00 <Thoth> PandasDontDrive: then whats it about?
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> wing tsun?
04:00 <Thoth> endurance?
05:00 <Fez> Why run when you can roll
05:00 <Maurice> You just have to not be the slowest and it's all good
05:00 <Thoth> naw
05:00 <Thoth> you see, if I see a fat girl jogging
05:00 <Thoth> After I stop laughing at the jiggles I don't give a fuck
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> i would spa you
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> spar
06:00 <Thoth> I hope that makes you feel better
06:00 <Maurice> No because I still don't run
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> what have you studied?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> we could kickbox
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> and then penis touch
06:00 <Thoth> I'll kick you in the face with my fist
07:00 <doctor> I've only seen fat people run when they want something, or when frightened of something
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dun like fightin
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> rather b beaten up
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> worse comes to worse
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> u get prison i laugh hard.
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> like dude that bottled me got 2 yrs hahahahaha
07:00 <doctor> I'll man wrestle you Thoth
08:00 <Fez> I solve my fights by playin scissor paper rock
08:00 <doctor> first one to pull off the others undies gets to top
08:00 <Maurice> I've seen gay porn that started like that
08:00 <Fez> Scissors always wins imo
08:00 <Thoth> doctor: only if we have a crowd of excited men cheering us on
09:00 <doctor> that can be arranged
11:00 <Floss> afternoon petals
11:00 <Maurice> I should make a toastie
17:00 <Fez> Ham n cheese
20:00 <Maurice> Just cheese
20:00 <Moke> np: [Static-X - Machine[FLAC]][04 - Black and White.flac]
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> <doctor> first one to pull off the others undies gets to top
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> roflcopterz
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> doctorrrrrr move to adelaide
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> i will haz sex change.
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> b good wife
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> order chinee in every nite
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> wear circa 1860's clothes.
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> sure it'll take me four hours to undress but yer.
21:00 <doctor> it's a deal
22:00 <Moke> np: [Tricky - Blowback][02 - Evolution Revolution Love.mp3]
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's a steal
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's sale of the fuckin' century.
23:00 <Moke> fuck 2001 was a good year for music
27:00 <Fez> Tony barber rules
27:00 <Moke> tony barber is an old cunt
28:00 <Fez> ..that rules
28:00 <Fez> Yea i know
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> ily Fez
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> coz i do
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> :D
42:00 <BlackDevil> Anal_Ng
42:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
43:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ea1_1411609081
43:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Middle Finger Karma (Date: Aug-13-2011, 3 hours ago) - Views: 2431 - Played: 4628
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FQhWbDn-fA
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac - Homies & Thugs (Featuring Scarface & Master P) (Feb 21, 2011) 5:29 - Category: Music - 63,685 views - 199 likes (90.9%), 20 dislikes (9.1%)
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> how can i fall?
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> how can i fall
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> how can i
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> catch my enemies and murder them all!
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> im so bored BlackDevil
50:00 <VerySadPants> ahahahahahaha
50:00 <BlackDevil> we should go in the city and meet with david
52:00 <VerySadPants> who
53:00 <BlackDevil> CHP reaches $1.5M settlement with woman seen being beaten on video
53:00 <VerySadPants> who tf is david
53:00 <BlackDevil> element is david
53:00 <VerySadPants> oh elements <3
53:00 <VerySadPants> he never did no wrong by me.
54:00 <BlackDevil> i know, we should meet and have some tea and crumpets
54:00 <VerySadPants> im blackmailing this girl
55:00 <VerySadPants> ino
55:00 <VerySadPants> LOLS
55:00 <BlackDevil> that one i found the pictures of?
55:00 <VerySadPants> i like tea and crumpets
55:00 <VerySadPants> no no no
55:00 <VerySadPants> this one moved to melb we r chill but i flirt with her to tease its funny
56:00 <BlackDevil> does she show you her cock
56:00 <VerySadPants> nuh
56:00 <VerySadPants> she aint seen ma bewbs either
56:00 <VerySadPants> lols
56:00 <VerySadPants> mah manjay
56:00 <VerySadPants> do u find this chick attractive BD?
57:00 <VerySadPants> some random post on fb
57:00 <BlackDevil> what chick
57:00 <VerySadPants> https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t31.0-8/s960x960/10471085_716629741725289_1758086906506279637_o.jpg
57:00 <VerySadPants> photoshopped on the left big time i swear
57:00 <VerySadPants> she too voloptuous 4 it not to be
57:00 <BlackDevil> Lowana O'Shea ?
57:00 <VerySadPants> i would spit on her asshole and put my tongue in
57:00 <VerySadPants> oh bd
58:00 <BlackDevil> that vintage shit
58:00 <VerySadPants> i rewrote alice keys song
58:00 <VerySadPants> We Are Here
58:00 <VerySadPants> titled Alicia Knees (Now!) We Love Porn
59:00 <BlackDevil> panda http://www.vanyanis.net/dbimages/portfolioimages.large.520.lowana2-600x900.jpg
59:00 <VerySadPants> wait
59:00 <VerySadPants> my net is goin stoopid
59:00 <VerySadPants> Alicia KNEES (NOW!) - We Love Porn
59:00 <VerySadPants> We love porn
59:00 <VerySadPants> Tits out for all of us
00:00 <VerySadPants> That's why we love porn, why we love porn
00:00 <VerySadPants> We love porn
00:00 <VerySadPants> Knocked Up was Superbad, tryna get laughs they never had
00:00 <VerySadPants> I never really had a dad
00:00 <VerySadPants> Daddy issues but it's so sad
00:00 <VerySadPants> And while we burnin' this wart off, we gon' cut them flaps off
00:00 <VerySadPants> Cause virginity don't make sense
00:00 <VerySadPants> Virginity don't make sense
00:00 <VerySadPants> Let's talk about headjobs 
00:00 <VerySadPants> Let's talk about Gaga
00:00 <VerySadPants> Let's talk about, let's talk about assholes
00:00 <VerySadPants> Sasha Grey's wide asshole
00:00 <VerySadPants> Let's masturbate, let's celebrate
00:00 <VerySadPants> In a mass orgy, yeah
01:00 <VerySadPants> Mother's, sister's, brother's all should be lovers
01:00 <VerySadPants> Father,
01:00 <VerySadPants> We love porn
01:00 <VerySadPants> werd
04:00 <maggotbrainz> shut up Fez u magot
06:00 <VerySadPants> dont diss Fuz
06:00 <maggotbrainz> brittney boyy
06:00 <maggotbrainz> who the fuck are u and who the fuck do u think your talking to chomp?
06:00 <Fez> Aww
06:00 <Fez> Someone cares
07:00 <maggotbrainz> dont get ur hopes up
07:00 <maggotbrainz> they dont really
07:00 <Fez> Oh
07:00 <Fez> Neat
07:00 <VerySadPants> buttknees
07:00 <maggotbrainz> u want neat boy?
07:00 <VerySadPants> mmm knees NOW
08:00 <maggotbrainz> ilickadickaday
09:00 <maggotbrainz> commbank.com  1 wallet left chance to win $200
12:00 <maggotbrainz> i konw ivan milat
12:00 <Fez> Know*
13:00 <maggotbrainz> shut up jizz bucket
22:00 <Fez> No one with that nick in here
25:00 <maggotbrainz> r u getting smart?
27:00 <maggotbrainz> coz ill bash u up
34:00 <VerySadPants> da fuck
34:00 <VerySadPants> some fucker called me 3 times i didunt know 
34:00 <VerySadPants> movie so loud i gon def
51:00 <Thoth> mate I fucking bash u kunt
52:00 <Thoth> we toe to toe in thongs mate
52:00 <Thoth> I split yer face and you cry
52:00 <Thoth> etc.
54:00 <BlackDevil> there is cum in your hair
00:00 <Thoth> I put it there
00:00 <Thoth> Saving for later
00:00 <VerySadPants> fk it
00:00 <VerySadPants> my mate is bein an asshole
00:00 <VerySadPants> lols
00:00 <VerySadPants> like
00:00 <Thoth> Tell me more
00:00 <VerySadPants> oh
00:00 <VerySadPants> fine
01:00 <VerySadPants> im so sorry i done ruint ur afternoon.
01:00 <VerySadPants> ahahahaha
01:00 <Thoth> Can you stick to one nickname please?
01:00 <Thoth> Its hard to know who to hate on
01:00 <spookyfingers> no i have heaps
01:00 <spookyfingers> y hate on me
01:00 <Thoth> y not
01:00 <spookyfingers> we dont even know eachother
01:00 <spookyfingers> fkn
01:00 <Thoth> Yes we do we talk every day
01:00 <spookyfingers> we could have heaps of shit in common
01:00 <spookyfingers> n ur like
02:00 <spookyfingers> i wana fuck u in the butt pandas
02:00 <spookyfingers> n im like everyday
02:00 <spookyfingers> ino n i want it
02:00 <Thoth> What could we possibly have in common?
02:00 <spookyfingers> but i want to get to know you first.
02:00 <Thoth> You think Seth MacFarlane is god
02:00 <spookyfingers> we have willies?
02:00 <spookyfingers> no i dont
02:00 <spookyfingers> he made one good movie
02:00 <Thoth> Also I don't like asians
02:00 <spookyfingers> woah woah
02:00 <spookyfingers> im not asian
02:00 <spookyfingers> r u a racist
02:00 <Thoth> Pandas are asian fggt
02:00 <spookyfingers> coz i have two asian aunties
03:00 <spookyfingers> and 3 african cousins
03:00 <spookyfingers> :(
03:00 <Thoth> Thats why I married an abo, so I can fuck her
03:00 <Thoth> #racism
03:00 <spookyfingers> all teh hate in teh world this is y alicia keys is pregnant with Jesus
03:00 <spookyfingers> I'm going to tell you you shit what you're going to do
03:00 <spookyfingers> you're going to shut the fuck up.
03:00 <spookyfingers> Get yourself a shower and go to bed.
03:00 <spookyfingers> peace.
04:00 <spookyfingers> get some sleep.
04:00 <Thoth> See when I talk shit its mildly funny
04:00 <spookyfingers> wont fucking shut up with the worthless insults.
04:00 <Thoth> When you talk shit its concerning
04:00 <spookyfingers> not funny at all
04:00 <spookyfingers> you've got to be severely retarded to laugh at the shit you type
04:00 <spookyfingers> and still not get it
05:00 <spookyfingers> You're the worst troll in the chan.
05:00 <Thoth> I didn't mean funny to you
05:00 <spookyfingers> did I say you did?
05:00 <Thoth> You don't know what jokes are anyway, you like fucking Seth MacFarlane
05:00 <spookyfingers> wait
05:00 <spookyfingers> i like fucking him
05:00 <spookyfingers> or 
05:00 <spookyfingers> i like his comedy
05:00 <Thoth> Remember that time MacFarlane had an original joke that wasn't stoned retarded dribble?
06:00 <Thoth> Me neither.
06:00 <spookyfingers> that guy's doing better than either of us will ever do.
06:00 <spookyfingers> million ways to die in the west was an awesome film
06:00 <Thoth> There are starving kids in Africa doing better than MacFarlane
06:00 <spookyfingers> that's just silly
06:00 <spookyfingers> and mean
06:00 <spookyfingers> how many black africans died in the time it took to write that
07:00 <spookyfingers> like ten
07:00 <spookyfingers> are you fucking proud now?
07:00 <spookyfingers> baby killer.
07:00 <Thoth> Why are all Africans black in your mind? Are you racist?
07:00 <spookyfingers> i typed black africans.
07:00 <spookyfingers> you poor bastard
07:00 <spookyfingers> what the fuck you know
07:00 <spookyfingers> comprehension problems
07:00 <Thoth> I told you, I know that macfarlane isn't funny
08:00 <spookyfingers> look
08:00 <spookyfingers> what I know is
08:00 <spookyfingers> you look at it man, you're in it right now
08:00 <Thoth> shit
08:00 <spookyfingers> it come out like it always does with guys like you
08:00 <spookyfingers> that doesn't mean you can't troll just means you're shit at it
08:00 <spookyfingers> now you're just not owing
08:00 <spookyfingers> no effort man
09:00 <spookyfingers> I pity your penis.
09:00 <Thoth> Whats the difference between two cocks and a joke?
09:00 <Thoth> You can't take a joke.
10:00 <spookyfingers> goin' the long way around the barn to say that twice int ya
10:00 <spookyfingers> you fucking suck at dissing me
11:00 <spookyfingers> all i want in this world is one guy to love me ok
11:00 <spookyfingers> thasall
11:00 <spookyfingers> u ruint it
12:00 <Thoth> I'll break your fingers too
13:00 <spookyfingers> too late
13:00 <spookyfingers> broke middle one 4 weeks ago
13:00 <spookyfingers> well in the hand
13:00 <spookyfingers> not the actual finger
13:00 <Thoth> Don't care
13:00 <spookyfingers> and
14:00 <spookyfingers> dna
14:00 <spookyfingers> dinosaurs
14:00 <spookyfingers> jurassic fart
14:00 <spookyfingers> ned
14:00 <spookyfingers> seinfeld
14:00 <spookyfingers> who the fuck are you Thoth
14:00 <spookyfingers> are you ridin high wooaahhh
14:00 <spookyfingers> i got five
14:00 <Thoth> Still don't care
14:00 <spookyfingers> shinobi?
15:00 <spookyfingers> pull out the fat crispy
15:00 <spookyfingers> dumb de dumb dumb
15:00 <spookyfingers> oi howcome u said about waiting for saemons bikies to get to ur place
15:00 <spookyfingers> r u in adelaide?
15:00 <spookyfingers> wana come to my friends party tomoz?
15:00 <spookyfingers> get u high off ur ass fucker
16:00 <Thoth> Sure whats the address
16:00 <spookyfingers> naw it aint like that i cant give her address out
16:00 <spookyfingers> :/
16:00 <spookyfingers> u gotta come with me n my best mate Jack
16:00 <Thoth> Then why did you fucking invite me?
17:00 <spookyfingers> u cant just rock up some joint noone knows u
17:00 <spookyfingers> prob get bashed
17:00 <spookyfingers> uno me u rock up wit me
17:00 <Thoth> Yes I can cause I'm not a fuckwit
17:00 <spookyfingers> naw
17:00 <spookyfingers> oh btw
17:00 <spookyfingers> r u really married dude?
17:00 <spookyfingers> not dissing
17:00 <Thoth> btw
18:00 <Thoth> Are you actually a spastic?
18:00 <spookyfingers> like ur not old like bastardly one right?
18:00 <spookyfingers> dunno maybe
18:00 <spookyfingers> if spastics break dance like me!
18:00 <Thoth> You can't fucking break dance
18:00 <spookyfingers> hey
18:00 <spookyfingers> do you know what the four elements of hip hop are?
18:00 <spookyfingers> mr genius
18:00 <spookyfingers> dont google btw.
18:00 <spookyfingers> k i tell u
18:00 <Thoth> Please dont
19:00 <spookyfingers> my bum my bum my bum my bum
19:00 <spookyfingers> the fifth element is u suck@givin me shit
19:00 <Thoth> Dont cry now
20:00 <Lumeah> Rof... Lol
20:00 <spookyfingers> what did the five fingers say to the face Thoth?
20:00 <spookyfingers> SLAP!
20:00 <spookyfingers> AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
20:00 <spookyfingers> hey lumes
22:00 <Thoth> Is lumes your buddy?
22:00 <Thoth> Seems like it
23:00 <Thoth> You should invite lumes to this party
23:00 <Thoth> Don't tell him the address but
23:00 <spookyfingers> I like lumes
23:00 <spookyfingers> she is a great person
23:00 <spookyfingers> ten billion times what you are
24:00 <Thoth> Not a spastic
24:00 <spookyfingers> i got a song for u, coz i wana fk u Bruno Mars  Marry You
24:00 <Lumeah> Thx pandy
24:00 <horationullbuilt> prippit
27:00 <spookyfingers> <3
33:00 <Thoth> Celebrate good times. Come on!
36:00 <RogersRammingJet> proton bitch
40:00 <Thoth> Can you at least stroke my penis while you do that, or cup my testicles?
41:00 <horationullbuilt> PRiPPiT
49:00 <RogersRammingJet> nuh
49:00 <RogersRammingJet> bipped.
52:00 <RogersRammingJet> oi fuck you im not being paid to wait Thoth.
52:00 <RogersRammingJet> in my butt now
53:00 <RogersRammingJet> hi MzCourtney
54:00 <RogersRammingJet> do you like my nick
54:00 <RogersRammingJet> :D
55:00 <Thoth> Paid to wait?
55:00 <Thoth> I'll give you $20 if you shut the fuck up
56:00 <Thoth> For a week
56:00 <Thoth> Easiest $20 you'll ever earn
56:00 <Thoth> You can smoke pot for about 5 minutes with that $20
57:00 <RogersRammingJet> i dont need a crumpled up twenty from you
57:00 <RogersRammingJet> make it two grand
58:00 <Thoth> Centrelink may disagree but you're not worth $2k
58:00 <RogersRammingJet> im not the one bringin up the dole all the time
58:00 <RogersRammingJet> r u on teh dole?
58:00 <RogersRammingJet> you are on pretty much all day every day
58:00 <Thoth> Is this a seth macfarlane style joke?
58:00 <RogersRammingJet> and it says those two thumbs must be up your ass
59:00 <RogersRammingJet> talkin like a boss
59:00 <RogersRammingJet> hard to fit work in when Thoth is on irc
59:00 <RogersRammingJet> a cop he says
59:00 <RogersRammingJet> you arent a cop
59:00 <RogersRammingJet> you play cop.
59:00 <RogersRammingJet> you're a shit kicker is what you are
00:00 <RogersRammingJet> man the fuck up Thoth
00:00 <Thoth> Thanks for educating me about myself, mr expert
00:00 <Thoth> I'm learning
00:00 <Thoth> online
00:00 <RogersRammingJet> i aim to please.
00:00 <RogersRammingJet> open your mouth
00:00 <Thoth> Open your cock
00:00 <RogersRammingJet> mr police officer
00:00 <RogersRammingJet> why arent you at work
01:00 <RogersRammingJet> as a police officer
01:00 <RogersRammingJet> right now
01:00 <Thoth> Why are you asking rhetoric?
01:00 <RogersRammingJet> play cop.
01:00 <RogersRammingJet> btw
01:00 <Thoth> Its one thing to explain things to someone genuinely interested
01:00 <RogersRammingJet> "Why are you asking rhetoric?" doesnt make any sense
01:00 <Thoth> Its another to answer rhetoric questions for someone being a fuckwit
02:00 <RogersRammingJet> stop
02:00 <RogersRammingJet> think
02:00 <RogersRammingJet> construct a sentence
02:00 <RogersRammingJet> it's simple
02:00 <RogersRammingJet> Thoth, why do you lie about being a coppa buddy?
03:00 <RogersRammingJet> come on you mike and molly fat fuck
03:00 <RogersRammingJet> next thing you'll pretend to be a war vet or somethin'
03:00 <RogersRammingJet> anythin' attatched to authority yer
03:00 <RogersRammingJet> power
03:00 <RogersRammingJet> that's what you want right
03:00 <RogersRammingJet> control
03:00 <RogersRammingJet> you don't feel, inside, that you have control
04:00 <RogersRammingJet> so you pretend on irc
04:00 <RogersRammingJet> to be a cop
04:00 <Thoth> Am I required to prove myself to you?
04:00 <RogersRammingJet> mp
04:00 <RogersRammingJet> no*
04:00 <Thoth> You say "pretend" as if I'm maintaining a consistent effort
04:00 <RogersRammingJet> you do
04:00 <Thoth> How many times have I mentioned my occupation before?
05:00 <RogersRammingJet> I don't know
05:00 <Thoth> Yea right
05:00 <RogersRammingJet> i'm not interested
05:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
05:00 <beehhh> here's my ID officers
05:00 <TheRon> WTF!
05:00 <RogersRammingJet> i'm trying to be nice to you, i'm a nice guy
05:00 <Thoth> LEL
05:00 <beehhh> do i get my safe-heaven visa or not?
06:00 <TheRon> don't just stand there
06:00 <RogersRammingJet> Thoth
06:00 <RogersRammingJet> if you havent noticed
06:00 <TheRon> fuck off
06:00 <RogersRammingJet> im just talkin shit to you
06:00 <RogersRammingJet> and watchin
06:00 <beehhh> and slowly enjoying deth
06:00 <RogersRammingJet> you lie down
06:00 <RogersRammingJet> and take it
06:00 <Thoth> I don't believe you're capable of such a thing
06:00 <RogersRammingJet> because there arent any other people on that can bother teamin up with you
06:00 <RogersRammingJet> ur a shit troll
07:00 <RogersRammingJet> jumpin in when others are trollin nice
07:00 <Thoth> Troll? I genuinely don't like you
07:00 <RogersRammingJet> cant do a good job of it on your own
07:00 <RogersRammingJet> i dont like or dislike you
07:00 <RogersRammingJet> im indifferent.
07:00 <Thoth> You're just stoned
07:00 <RogersRammingJet> im not stoned
07:00 <RogersRammingJet> i was stoned yesterday
07:00 <beehhh> two chicks picking me up to the town
07:00 <beehhh> both are chinese minx
08:00 <beehhh> lily n may shin
08:00 <Thoth> beehhh: it almost looks like you turned from an indian immigrant to an islander
08:00 <TheRon> gon sho-ping
08:00 <Thoth> Are you a terrorist?
09:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
10:00 <beehhh> this would be my 5th cask of them
10:00 <beehhh> http://oi60.tinypic.com/r7oux0.jpg
10:00 <Thoth> Got another photo from 10 years ago?
12:00 <beehhh> mr & mrs got busted after shop buglery otherday in sydney
12:00 <RogersRammingJet> oh my GLOB
12:00 <doctor> how much is a cask in dubai?
12:00 <beehhh> these are new pics
12:00 <RogersRammingJet> lolz
12:00 <RogersRammingJet> doc
12:00 <RogersRammingJet> when my brother left aus for i dunno third time maybe
13:00 <beehhh> http://i43.tinypic.com/vrvbiw.jpg
13:00 <RogersRammingJet> and had that big terrorist beard
13:00 <RogersRammingJet> i put so much effort into tryinnnngg to make him paranoid 
13:00 <TheRon> i want BOOBS!!!!!
13:00 <RogersRammingJet> trying to convince him he'd be arrested when he set foot to transfer in dubai
13:00 <RogersRammingJet> hahaha as an aussie goin for the cause
13:00 <beehhh> im booking a ticket to london
13:00 <RogersRammingJet> wahahaha didnt work :(
13:00 <beehhh> going to live in scotland for awhile
14:00 <doctor> now days that would probably be right
14:00 <TheRon> sweet home alabama!!
15:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3091MHksLM4
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Annies Song with Lyrics John Denver 3d BEAUTIFUL :) (May 2, 2012) 3:10 - Category: Music - 1,933,829 views - 7,971 likes (97.9%), 175 dislikes (2.1%)
19:00 <TheRon> here i am baby, signed sealed delivered, i'm yours
22:00 <FredFlinstone> woot
23:00 <RogersRammingJet> oh shit
23:00 <TheRon> woot woot
23:00 <RogersRammingJet> ronnies
23:00 <RogersRammingJet> <3
24:00 <FredFlinstone> get on the chardy train
24:00 <TheRon> rather have a beer
24:00 <FredFlinstone> soon to be the shiraz train
24:00 <FredFlinstone> woohoo
24:00 <FredFlinstone> salmon tonight with home grown broad beans
24:00 <TheRon> fush and chups
24:00 <FredFlinstone> olives and tomato
25:00 <FredFlinstone> no chups here
25:00 <TheRon> nice
25:00 <FredFlinstone> was going to
25:00 <TheRon> that hint of balsamic?
25:00 <FredFlinstone> going meditarrean
25:00 <FredFlinstone> hmmmm that might be nice
25:00 <TheRon> maybe some basil?
25:00 <FredFlinstone> I go put some in
25:00 <FredFlinstone> have no basil its a tad early for that
25:00 <TheRon> few drops would do it
25:00 <FredFlinstone> yes done!
26:00 <TheRon> fresh basil at the end?
26:00 <Digerati> I use Windows ME cos Linux is for lamers.
27:00 <FredFlinstone> have none
27:00 <Digerati> hi ppl
27:00 <FredFlinstone> too early for that in garden
27:00 <FredFlinstone> gonna lightly fry them
27:00 <FredFlinstone> oooeerrr
27:00 <TheRon> that tech talk?
27:00 <Digerati> yeah
27:00 <FredFlinstone> got lemon thyme in it with sea salt and cracked pepper
28:00 <TheRon> that works
28:00 <FredFlinstone> linux is for groovers Windoze is for dead fux
28:00 <TheRon> tech talk gets all hard n shit
28:00 <Thoth> Dead fucks who like video games
28:00 <Thoth> Because that isn't groovy
29:00 <TheRon> down in geelong at the bro's for the weekend
29:00 <FredFlinstone> joel is coming around later to fuck me
29:00 <TheRon> drinking slabs
29:00 <FredFlinstone> woot
29:00 <TheRon> might get some coopers pale
29:00 <Digerati> who's playing in the grand final ?
30:00 <TheRon> serious?
30:00 <FredFlinstone> wtf
30:00 <FredFlinstone> which planet?
30:00 <FredFlinstone> ffs
30:00 <Digerati> space
30:00 <TheRon> Digerati: you're not even trying are you
30:00 <Digerati> hehe
31:00 <FredFlinstone> I spose you need to make allowances he does use Windoze ME!
31:00 <FredFlinstone> I am oustside with the chiminea
32:00 <Digerati> i didnt bother watching the footy this year
32:00 <FredFlinstone> we can tell
32:00 <Digerati> been too busy working in hospital
33:00 <TheRon> and he lives under a rock
33:00 <Digerati> yeh :)
33:00 <TheRon> he's unaustralian
34:00 <Digerati> hmm
34:00 <Digerati> welll
34:00 <Digerati> just didn't bother to watch TV much
35:00 <TheRon> or read newspapers, or just talk to people in general
38:00 <Digerati> mirc absolutely sux ass
38:00 <TheRon> yet you can't stay away
38:00 <Digerati> getting to old for this shit :)
39:00 <FredFlinstone> then dont use MIRC use another client
39:00 <FredFlinstone> I still prefer xchat
39:00 <FredFlinstone> geeky but not over the top
41:00 <Digerati> i thought austnet was dead, i aint been on in years, cool stuff guys :)
41:00 <TheRon> i like to promote boobs
41:00 <Digerati> pdf ?
42:00 <Digerati> ebooks ?
43:00 <TheRon> it's more than a feeling
43:00 <TheRon> i see my maryanne walking away
43:00 <Digerati> what happened to netz ?
44:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: boobs now!
45:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
45:00 <doctor> he's just outside in the bushes
45:00 <Digerati> hi doctor
45:00 <doctor> hello Digerati
46:00 <horationullbuilt> they're coming for you jonathon
46:00 <horationullbuilt> they're probably on their way now
46:00 <Digerati> bassbabe 
46:00 <Digerati> stebie is still there
47:00 <Digerati> fuck this old computer is daft
48:00 <Shadowgate> Digerati your kiling people of laughter
48:00 <Shadowgate> horationullbuilt is a new character
48:00 <Digerati> kill kill kill
48:00 <Digerati> thrill thrill thrill
48:00 <TheRon> i'm getting snubbed again
48:00 <Digerati> make a scene
48:00 <FredFlinstone> really?
48:00 <TheRon> i'm pretty funny
49:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed you are
49:00 <FredFlinstone> hiharious
49:00 <Digerati> fuck i miss the early 2000's of austnet, this place was cram packed back then, what the fuck ever happened ?
49:00 <FredFlinstone> you came back
49:00 <Digerati> let's gooooo
49:00 <FredFlinstone> they all went
49:00 <Digerati> dman
49:00 <FredFlinstone> they were here yesterday
50:00 <Digerati> well it's so nice to see you :)
50:00 <FredFlinstone> you could gt roots on here
50:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
50:00 <Digerati> but ffs
50:00 <FredFlinstone> I know
50:00 <FredFlinstone> I used to love getting banned hahahhaha
50:00 <Picard> afternoon
50:00 <FredFlinstone> so many tards
51:00 <Digerati> longie is still around thank fuck
51:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/C5AQx.jpg
51:00 <TheRiddler> here you go
51:00 <TheRon> people have kids now
51:00 <Digerati> what's longie doing ? sitting in a dark corner of the room collecting thick dust on his pentium 100 with windows 95 ?
52:00 <TheRon> if you really really squint you can see an ipod
52:00 <Digerati> all i see is oblivion
52:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: you're a good egg
52:00 <TheRiddler> today is the 60th year of the dogs last afl/vfl flag
52:00 <TheRon> ah yes 54
52:00 <Digerati> 60ht
53:00 <Digerati> yeh
53:00 <Digerati> i own a house in footscray
53:00 <Digerati> bought the land and built on it
53:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: one day the dogs will be like geelong
53:00 <Digerati> i love footscray
53:00 <Digerati> footscray aint as bad as people think
54:00 <Digerati> a heroin addict only dies every 1 hour
54:00 <Digerati> they cut down
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh this old cunt
54:00 <Bastardly_One> atari/digerati
54:00 <Digerati> :)
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off
54:00 <Digerati> you got me
54:00 <Digerati> come on mate
54:00 <Digerati> i aint been on in years
54:00 <Digerati> fair go
54:00 <TheRon> bit rich Bastardly_One calling Digerati an old cunt
55:00 <Bastardly_One> no it's not ... the old cunt is 859
55:00 <Digerati> i was here when you were in nappies boy :)
55:00 <Digerati> just kidding
55:00 <FredFlinstone> fish is on low
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm only 768
55:00 <bee_girl> wb digerati - does it feel like home? :)
55:00 <FredFlinstone> more drinking first
55:00 <oxygen> digerati, can i suk ur balls?
55:00 <Digerati> how are you bastardly one ?
55:00 <Ori> hai
55:00 <Digerati> hi bee
55:00 <Ori> i am teh newest rollerskate
55:00 <TheRon> how i wish that i had jessie's girl
56:00 <Ori> rom rom rom
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm good ... you?
56:00 <Ori> are you cranky today b1
56:00 <oxygen> digerati, can i suk ur balls?
56:00 <bee_girl> where can i find a woman like that
56:00 <Ori> :/
56:00 <oxygen> digerati, can i suk ur balls??
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Jessie's Girl is a sut
56:00 <Digerati> not bad, had my 3rd kid and she is a nut
56:00 <Bastardly_One> *su
56:00 <Ori> I wish I had Jesse's Job!!
56:00 <Ori> wahahaha
56:00 <Bastardly_One> *slut
56:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
56:00 <Ori> ur a slut!
56:00 <Ori> sexy
56:00 <Digerati> hmm
56:00 <Bastardly_One> *mwah!*
56:00 <Digerati> lalala
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but Jessie's Girl is a slut
57:00 <Digerati> wanna be my lover ?
57:00 <Digerati> a ha yeh hay
57:00 <bee_girl> heh!
57:00 <Digerati> fucking royal melb show sucked, it aint like the old days
57:00 <Digerati> hate all this modern shit
58:00 <Digerati> the rides costed heaps, but i liked the rides at least
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and
58:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of sluts
58:00 <TheRon> i don't believe in modern love
58:00 <Digerati> might go to tiesto or stereosonic
59:00 <Bastardly_One> what about that bitch in My Angel is a Centrefold
59:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/FwnAP.jpg
59:00 <Bastardly_One> what a WHORE
59:00 <Digerati> steresonic i loved
59:00 <TheRon> that chick on whitesnakes car?
59:00 <Digerati> trance rues
59:00 <Bastardly_One> which song?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> is this love?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
59:00 <Digerati> fuck i am 50, i came in this place 18 years ago
59:00 <Bastardly_One> any girl in a whitesnake video is a whore too
59:00 <Digerati> ffs
00:00 <TheRon> chciks in david lee roth clips?
00:00 <bee_girl> me too digerati - but i was only 18 when i came on 
00:00 <Digerati> i cant believe this place has survived
00:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/JSkkU.jpg
00:00 <TheRon> get back jo jo
00:00 <TheRiddler> huge
00:00 <Digerati> nice bee... want some sex ?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> jo jo is a silly tranny
00:00 <bee_girl> lol
01:00 <bee_girl> im only 37 ill stick to my age group while i have the option
01:00 <Bastardly_One> smoking too much californian grass
01:00 <TheRon> bee_girl: wants some sex but not from you
01:00 <Digerati> oh come on
01:00 <Digerati> hehe
01:00 <bee_girl> u make me feel young though!
01:00 <FredFlinstone> killjoy is back lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh TheRon
01:00 <TheRon> yes!
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a great version of Get Back to listen to 
01:00 <TheRon> ?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ready?
01:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
01:00 <Ori> oh wot
01:00 <FredFlinstone> the wif
01:00 <Ori> killjoy
01:00 <TheRon> no
01:00 <Ori> wot
02:00 <Ori> oh my glob!
02:00 <TheRon> originals or gtfo
02:00 <FredFlinstone> she has closed the blinds thank fuck
02:00 <TheRon> who has?
02:00 <Ori> pussy flaps or gtodfnuafo
02:00 <FredFlinstone> her
02:00 <FredFlinstone> thats her
02:00 <TheRon> her indoors?
02:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
02:00 <FredFlinstone> she used to spy on me
02:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9w6SEtkeug
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Laibach - Get Back (Aug 13, 2008) 4:23 - Category: Music - 84,367 views - 304 likes (93.5%), 21 dislikes (6.5%)
02:00 <FredFlinstone> every time I looked up there she was prying ffs
03:00 <TheRon> i told you no covers
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet you've never heard a version like that
03:00 <FredFlinstone> I gave her the bird one night hahahahaha
03:00 <Ori> k
03:00 <Ori> i done flirtin now on fb
03:00 <Ori> so
03:00 <FredFlinstone> sad fuck it is
03:00 <Ori> who want scrap?
03:00 <Ori> i got pencil n paper!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone should hear that version
03:00 <FredFlinstone> wtf is scrap?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> bee_girl click it 
03:00 <Ori> fight
03:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me what you think 
03:00 <TheRon> tom petty - american girl
03:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
03:00 <Digerati> i am getting to like avicii
03:00 <Ori> fisty cuffs
03:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck off then
03:00 <Ori> no
04:00 <FredFlinstone> pussy
04:00 <Ori> yum
04:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
04:00 <Ori> lmfao
04:00 <Digerati> u techno dweebz
04:00 <Ori> :
04:00 <Ori> P
04:00 <TheRon> pussy, whats that like again??
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Avicii isn't techno
04:00 <Bastardly_One> it's SHIT
04:00 <Digerati> it aint
04:00 <Digerati> i like it
04:00 <Bastardly_One> electronic pop wank
04:00 <Digerati> its genre is original
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah might as well like David Gueretta while you're at it 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> idiot
05:00 <TheRon> it's just shit accept it
05:00 <Ori> wat teh fuck
05:00 <Ori> lols@strippers
05:00 <Ori> on fb
05:00 <Vagisil> BANANA BOAT
05:00 <Ori> so easy to bait 
05:00 <bee_girl> not for me Bastardly_One 
05:00 <Ori> bee_girl did uno Bastardly_One is a stripper
05:00 <Ori> he is in Magic Mike 2
05:00 <TheRon> who let the dog's out???
05:00 <TheRon> who who who
05:00 <Bastardly_One> bee_girl, same band but you will love this version of this 
05:00 <Ori> he's an ass-ass-in
05:00 <Digerati> is dogs in grandfinal ?
05:00 <Ori> ahahahahahaahahaha
06:00 <Digerati> you got to be kiddin
06:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/mfDsR.jpg hot or gross
06:00 <Bastardly_One> bee_girl ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q5mlb3Bjzs
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <Digerati> i dont own a tv
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Laibach - Across the Universe (Oct 8, 2006) 4:39 - Category: Music - 1,561,938 views - 5,052 likes (92.7%), 397 dislikes (7.3%)
06:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously the nicest version ever
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate beatles covers
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and I love this
06:00 <FredFlinstone> I hope Joel has a big donger
06:00 <TheRon> the beatles do the only good version of across the universe
06:00 <Vagisil> i heard a techno version of imagine a year or so ago
06:00 <Vagisil> fuck it was awful
07:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon want a bet
07:00 <bee_girl> not bad b1
07:00 <FredFlinstone> oh its vagina again
07:00 <Bastardly_One> listen to that version
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucking awesome
07:00 <TheRon> is it the beatles?
07:00 <FredFlinstone> the off road queen
07:00 <Vagisil> oi 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and beatles covers are like sarcrilege to me 
07:00 <Digerati> hawks and swans
07:00 <Vagisil> its FLINTSTONE
07:00 <Vagisil> moron
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's like awesome
07:00 <FredFlinstone> thats it!
07:00 <Digerati> swans will win i hope
07:00 <FredFlinstone> more on
07:00 <Bastardly_One> waix
07:00 <Vagisil> yo
07:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
08:00 <Bastardly_One> this cunt is more annoying than you
08:00 <FredFlinstone> go hawlers
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and stupider
08:00 <Vagisil> BULLSHIT
08:00 <Vagisil> lol
08:00 <FredFlinstone> how the fuck are ya vagina?
08:00 <Ori> i feel weird
08:00 <Vagisil> better than ya mum
08:00 <Ori> i rubbed Vagisil on my face
08:00 <Vagisil> =+)
08:00 <Bastardly_One> true story
08:00 <FredFlinstone> yes well she isnt well
08:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to jason mraz and i like it
08:00 <FredFlinstone> alzheimers
08:00 <Ori> and now i got nipple eyes
08:00 <Vagisil> STOP FUCKING TYPING
08:00 <bee_girl> is that like kissing a girl
08:00 <Vagisil> IM TRUYING TO CLICK THE LINK
08:00 <bee_girl> lol click quick
08:00 <Digerati> wtf
08:00 <FredFlinstone> where is the linnk?
08:00 <FredFlinstone> for what?
08:00 <FredFlinstone> the missing link?
08:00 <bee_girl> theres a setting for that
09:00 <Digerati> wat kind of nick is that ffs ? vagisil
09:00 <TheRon> i like kissing grils
09:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
09:00 <Digerati> ffs
09:00 <bee_girl> lol FredFlinstone 
09:00 <FredFlinstone> its vagina
09:00 <TheRon> well mor elike women now but still
09:00 <FredFlinstone> how is bee baby?
09:00 <Ori> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10257051_196103600560268_9039505293538380843_n.jpg?oh=07ed83e1ae536e121c836cb52441607b&oe=54C87BB0&__gda__=1422453768_5443d75d62e446b9b40fe96e11937424
09:00 <Ori> this stripper is like
09:00 <Ori> come in NOW
09:00 <Ori> lolz
09:00 <Vagisil> aww this is nice Bastardly_One
09:00 <Ori> man
09:00 <Vagisil> u got taste u weird fuck :P
09:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
09:00 <Ori> strippers
09:00 <Ori> some of em in priv dance room
09:00 <Ori> will fuck u free rite
10:00 <Vagisil> hideous lashes
10:00 <TheRon> ahh private dancer?
10:00 <Ori> yer
10:00 <Vagisil> fuck i hate dolled up strippers
10:00 <Ori> ronnies
10:00 <bee_girl> tiny dancer?
10:00 <FredFlinstone> I had a private dancer once
10:00 <Vagisil> just stip ur shit and start pussy farting
10:00 <TheRon> possibly
10:00 <FredFlinstone> actually two lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> bee_girl
10:00 <bee_girl> yus
10:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine his guy singing to his kids
10:00 <TheRon> so did i, that bachelor party was awesome
10:00 <Bastardly_One> listen and you'll see why
10:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7muCRio2nQ
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Laibach - Sympathy for the Devil (Official Video) (Jul 12, 2012) 6:01 - Category: Music - 252,945 views - 1,161 likes (95.5%), 55 dislikes (4.5%)
10:00 <Ori> i like chattin to that chick but
10:00 <Ori> ima bang her
10:00 <Ori> at the club next month
10:00 <Bastardly_One> what until he start singing
10:00 <Ori> xD
11:00 <Ori> ill throw a dime out onna spread
11:00 <TheRon> i'm not watching
11:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine if he sings his kids to sleep like that 
11:00 <Ori> b1
11:00 <Bastardly_One> they must be fucked up
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <Vagisil> lol
11:00 <Ori> can i pm u
11:00 <Vagisil> jesus
11:00 <Vagisil> fuck its hot
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno J
11:00 <Bastardly_One> can ya?
11:00 <Vagisil> SPOOL UP AIRCON
11:00 <TheRon> i'm not ruining my beatles and stone experience but watching that shit
11:00 <bee_girl> tsk tsk
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Laibach aren't shit 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> they're slovanian art
12:00 <TheRon> i don't care
12:00 <Bastardly_One> thank you
12:00 <Vagisil> its not bad
12:00 <Vagisil> but this dude singing is a bit weird
12:00 <bee_girl> TheRon thats like saying u dont like nothin but vanilla.... u are most likely missing out
12:00 <Bastardly_One> it's pants pissing
12:00 <TheRon> covers and remixes in general shit me
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I love Laibach
13:00 <TheRon> is that wrong?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> waix
13:00 <TheRon> joe cocker gets a pass
13:00 <Bastardly_One> wait until the next cover I put up they do 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> heh 
13:00 <simba> TheRon is the worst australian in the channel he doesnt even like tomato sauce
13:00 <bee_girl> heh
13:00 <Bastardly_One> this has to be finished though
13:00 <TheRon> nope
13:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J16lInLZRms
13:00 <Bastardly_One> for the full effect of the bombasticness
13:00 <Vagisil> i love this song
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Creed - Higher (Dec 2, 2009) 4:43 - Category: Music - 10,033,305 views - 35,660 likes (96.7%), 1,216 dislikes (3.3%)
14:00 <TheRon> or raw tomato
14:00 <Bastardly_One> creed
14:00 <TheRon> queen - another one bites the dust
14:00 <Bastardly_One> should be raped by the devil
14:00 <Vagisil> hes fuckin hot
14:00 <Vagisil> well he was
14:00 <Vagisil> dunno about now
14:00 <bee_girl> ew
14:00 <bee_girl> ewew
14:00 <bee_girl> ew!
14:00 <Vagisil> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> like all christian bands .... they need raping by the devi
14:00 <Vagisil> yeh i know
14:00 <Bastardly_One> *devil
14:00 <Vagisil> but ohhh
14:00 <Vagisil> love this song
14:00 <bee_girl> we knew what u meant 
14:00 <bee_girl> ugh
15:00 <Vagisil> and um
15:00 <simba> imagine how little u would have to know about music to genuinely enjoy Creed
15:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-skFgrV59A
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lonestar - Amazed (Mar 5, 2011) 4:02 - Category: Music - 7,766,254 views - 38,901 likes (97.4%), 1,020 dislikes (2.6%)
15:00 <bee_girl> sfa i rekcon
15:00 <Vagisil> love this too
15:00 <TheRon> dear god!!!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> here goes!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> CLICK!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E72v6G9JHY
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Laibach - Final Countdown (Aug 17, 2012) 3:43 - Category: Music - 86,137 views - 332 likes (96.2%), 13 dislikes (3.8%)
15:00 <DemonsRun> Porn again b1?
15:00 <simba> ok ill click.... Vagisils link
15:00 <bee_girl> de ne ner de de de de de 
15:00 <TheRon> no no no no no no no!!!
16:00 <bee_girl> de de de ner dedededededede
16:00 <Digerati> got to admit bastardly_ you got a good memory mate :)
16:00 <simba> lollllll its Digerati
16:00 <Vagisil> OH OH OH OH
16:00 <Digerati> hi simba !
16:00 <TheRon> the beatles - twist and shout
16:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxLFav1Z9EY
16:00 <bee_girl> hey fez
16:00 <Vagisil> THIS
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Smiths: Reel Around The Fountain (Nov 9, 2008) 5:57 - Category: Music - 378,016 views - 1,459 likes (98.7%), 19 dislikes (1.3%)
16:00 <Vagisil> THIS IS IT!
16:00 <Digerati> aint been on in years simba, how you been ?
16:00 <Vagisil> love this songgggggggggggggg
16:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahaha
16:00 <Ori> does anyone
16:00 <Ori> oi
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Reel Around the fountain
16:00 <Ori> guys
16:00 <Fez> Hey bee girl
16:00 <bee_girl> what
16:00 <Bastardly_One> smack me on the patio
16:00 <Ori> now tell the truth
17:00 <Vagisil> lol
17:00 <Ori> how many u guys
17:00 <bee_girl> out with it ori
17:00 <Bastardly_One> 15 minutes with you 
17:00 <simba> good Digerati hope ur drinking is under control
17:00 <Ori> have tried to suck ur own dick
17:00 <DemonsRun> Smack you? No problem.
17:00 <Vagisil> and you made him old, you made him old
17:00 <Bastardly_One> well I wouldn't say no 
17:00 <TheRon> ny hair feels weird, its all washed and conditioned and shit
17:00 <Ori> i actually sucked mine
17:00 <Ori> i was 16
17:00 <Vagisil> slap me on the patio ill take it nowwwwwwww
17:00 <Ori> so anyway
17:00 <Ori> ever guy tries
17:00 <Bastardly_One> headmasters ritual is more homo
17:00 <Ori> who else will admit
17:00 <Bastardly_One> play that 
17:00 <Vagisil> ohhh ooh oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 15 minutes with you ohh i wouldnt say no
17:00 <Digerati> simba, i don't (any) drug anymore
17:00 <simba> lol at that lonestar song
17:00 <Vagisil> people said u were virtually dead, and they were so wrong!
18:00 <Digerati> weed and beers fucked me up bad years ago
18:00 <TheRon> simba grand final footy show
18:00 <Ori> simba
18:00 <Vagisil> lmao
18:00 <Ori> have u ever tried to suck ur own dick?
18:00 <Ori> lol
18:00 <Vagisil> everyone has
18:00 <Ori> srs tho
18:00 <simba> das grundes finale
18:00 <Vagisil> i could lick the tip
18:00 <Digerati> bongs and beers !
18:00 <Ori> ye i lickd the tip
18:00 <bee_girl> did u swallow?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO6Jw0TYa_8
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Smiths - Handsome Devil (Live) *Remastered Audio* (May 29, 2013) 3:06 - Category: Music - 10,301 views - 98 likes (99%), 1 dislikes (1%)
19:00 <Ori> id let u swallow
19:00 <Vagisil> gorgeous b1
19:00 <TheRon> blackbird singing in the dead of night......
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that's gayer than Rell Around the Fountain
19:00 <bee_girl> oh oh oh 
19:00 <Ori> what
19:00 <bee_girl> now we are talking covers
19:00 <Bastardly_One> *reel
19:00 <Ori> rolls eyes my ass
19:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vFTksaposs
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I love the Smiths
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Suzi Quatro - Devil Gate Drive - "The Original B&W Clip" (Apr 30, 2007) 3:45 - Category: People & Blogs - 996,930 views - 3,008 likes (98.7%), 39 dislikes (1.3%)
19:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmdUg1TOKkY
19:00 <Ori> Vagisil apparently we're the only honest dudes
19:00 <bee_girl> for u TheRon
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eddie Vedder - Blackbird (Water on the Road DVD) (Jun 29, 2011) 6:26 - Category: Music - 437,621 views - 2,413 likes (99.4%), 15 dislikes (0.6%)
19:00 <Bastardly_One> she's retiring finally
19:00 <Vagisil> WELCOME TO THE DIVE
20:00 <TheRon> no!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> doing one last tour
20:00 <Vagisil> yeh
20:00 <bee_girl> !!
20:00 <bee_girl> yes!
20:00 <Vagisil> best concert i ever went to was ben folds with waso
20:00 <Vagisil> fuck that was a good night
20:00 <TheRon> you am i is the best concert ever
20:00 <TheRon> fuck i was pisse dthat night
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you am I ... mean 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> best band ever live 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Clutch
21:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking so goo
21:00 <TheRon> indeed
21:00 <simba> ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
21:00 <TheRon> tim rogers is a genius
21:00 <Digerati> hmm
21:00 <Bastardly_One> deny this greatness
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and turn it up
21:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDoBJvdWfWs
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CLUTCH - La Curandera live @ Recher Theatre - Towson, MD 12/30/2003 (Nov 28, 2009) 4:36 - Category: Music - 5,062 views - 39 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:00 <Bastardly_One> this band are sex
21:00 <Vagisil> COME ALIVE DOWN IN DEVIL GATE DRIVE
22:00 <Bastardly_One> if I had a choice between Clutch live and a mountain of horny wenches
22:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppYgrdJ0pWk
22:00 <Picard> your not dead u old cunt
22:00 <Digerati> suzi quatro ? wtf
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blondie - The Tide Is High (Dec 15, 2007) 3:52 - Category: Music - 2,553,075 views - 8,869 likes (97.8%), 201 dislikes (2.2%)
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd say, see you after the show bitches
22:00 <Vagisil> =+)
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how good clutch are
22:00 <Bastardly_One> they make my pants party hard
22:00 <Digerati> i was a child when suzi quatro sang
22:00 <TheRon> and stained
22:00 <simba> ur dick doesnt even work anymore though Bastardly_One
23:00 <Vagisil> im gonna be ur number 1, im not the kind of girl who gives up just like that oh noooooooooo
23:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpkitLUbeEg
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Heart - Barracuda (1977) (Aug 21, 2006) 3:59 - Category: Music - 9,039,276 views - 22,191 likes (97.5%), 567 dislikes (2.5%)
23:00 <TheRon> bee_girl: all i wann do is make love to you
23:00 <Vagisil> the tide is high but im moving on im gonna be ur number 1
23:00 <Bastardly_One> listen to these lyrics
23:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xt6Bp8S3YU
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CLUTCH - Willie Nelson live @ Recher Theatre - Towson, MD 12/30/2003 (Nov 28, 2009) 3:20 - Category: Music - 2,114 views - likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
23:00 <Bastardly_One> they're very profound
23:00 <TheRon> now go get me a beer
24:00 <bee_girl> lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't know if I'm comin' or goin' ... if it's them or me 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but one thing I know for certain
24:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV8vB1BB2qc
24:00 <Vagisil> :D:D:D:D:D:D
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boyz II Men - I'll Make Love To You (Oct 5, 2009) 4:19 - Category: Music - 35,023,835 views - 91,686 likes (97.2%), 2,625 dislikes (2.8%)
24:00 <bee_girl> oh god
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Willie Nelson only smokes killer weed
24:00 <Picard> <simba> ur dick doesnt even work anymore though Bastardly_One   <----lol
24:00 <simba> dont brown nose Picard
24:00 <Vagisil> close ur eyes make a wish and blow out the candlelight
25:00 <Vagisil> for tonight is just ur night were gonna celebrate all thru the night
25:00 <Ori> dont insult simba dad
25:00 <Ori> and simba
25:00 <Ori> dont insult my dad
25:00 <FredFlinstone> how fuckin good was that
25:00 <Ori> or i wont buy you christmas presents!
25:00 <FredFlinstone> woohoo
25:00 <Ori> !
25:00 <simba> k
25:00 <Ori> k
25:00 <Ori> k Picard?
25:00 <Picard> insult?
25:00 <Digerati> simba, do you believe in life after love ?
25:00 <Ori> I SAID KAY!
25:00 <Ori> Kimye
26:00 <Ori> so i buy a game
26:00 <Ori> install it
26:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGDA0Hecw1k
26:00 <Ori> cbf playin it hahahaha
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mike & The Mechanics - The living Years (Apr 12, 2009) 5:24 - Category: People & Blogs - 6,716,441 views - 29,149 likes (98.5%), 455 dislikes (1.5%)
26:00 <TheRon> like that song
26:00 <Ori> simba guess what im havin for dinner
26:00 <Ori> tip
26:00 <Ori> u walked to get it one time from mine..
26:00 <bee_girl> i just wish i had of told him....
26:00 <Ori> ;)
26:00 <Digerati> theron, that song is depressing
26:00 <bee_girl> so depressing
26:00 <Vagisil> every generation blames the one before, and all of their frustrations come beating on your door
26:00 <Vagisil> bop bpo bop
27:00 <Ori> do they
27:00 <Ori> i just think
27:00 <TheRon> with beers its great
27:00 <bee_girl> i think i heard his echo in my babies new born tears...
27:00 <Ori> have sex man
27:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone that clicks this 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and doesn't like it 
27:00 <Ori> with the chick from the last generation
27:00 <Bastardly_One> needs to kill themselves
27:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xt6Bp8S3YU
27:00 <Ori> b1
27:00 <Vagisil> no crumpled bits of paper filled with imperfect thought
27:00 <Digerati> i got like 5 grand to spend, and i spent it on hookers
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CLUTCH - Willie Nelson live @ Recher Theatre - Towson, MD 12/30/2003 (Nov 28, 2009) 3:20 - Category: Music - 2,114 views - 15 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
27:00 <Ori> im gonna do ur head in
27:00 <Digerati> fuck
27:00 <Ori> one sec
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooops
27:00 <Bastardly_One> not that
27:00 <Vagisil> stilted conversations, im afraid thats all weve got
27:00 <Digerati> sucky sucky
27:00 <Ori> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn7kej1tdTU
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Date not found) - - -
27:00 <Digerati> fucky fucky
27:00 <Picard> bbl
27:00 <Bastardly_One> this
27:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx6FV2qR2TY
27:00 <TheRon> had to to play boyzII men first
27:00 <Ori> uno u gotta listen to brad sucks
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Clutch - "Electric Worry" DRT Entertainment (May 4, 2007) 4:45 - Category: Music - 7,228,008 views - 39,189 likes (98.5%), 604 dislikes (1.5%)
27:00 <Digerati> love you longtime !
28:00 <Ori> BRAD SUCKS
28:00 <Ori> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwjfE2ylbWU
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Brad sucks - Making me nervous (Mar 30, 2008) 2:38 - Category: Music - 1,335,372 views - 8,430 likes (98.5%), 131 dislikes (1.5%)
28:00 <Ori> :P
28:00 <Digerati> fuck i cant wait to leave Australia
28:00 <Digerati> going to greece
28:00 <Digerati> greek islands are nice :)
28:00 <Vagisil> fuck that
28:00 <Ori> b1
29:00 <Vagisil> i cant wait for proper full scale global warming
29:00 <Ori> uno u gotta listen to brad sucks now
29:00 <Vagisil> im moving to antarctica lol
29:00 <Ori> i do
29:00 <FredFlinstone> then fuck off
29:00 <simba> i cant wait for world war III
29:00 <Ori> chillest album ever
29:00 <Digerati> simba, russia is going to invade turkey soon, watch
29:00 <TheRon> 100 years since the start of ww1
29:00 <Vagisil> i wasnt there that morning, when my father passed awayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
30:00 <simba> thanx 4 the memo Digerati
30:00 <Vagisil> i didnt get to tell him all the things i had to sayyyy
30:00 <Digerati> theron, major wars happen every 100 years
30:00 <simba> ill be sure to leave my home of turkey before then
30:00 <Vagisil> i think i caught his spirit later that same year im sure i heard his echo in my babys new born tears
30:00 <Vagisil> i just wish i couldve told him, in the living years
30:00 <Vagisil> best.. fucking.. lyrics.. ever.
30:00 <simba> take ur lyrics to ur myspace status update m8
30:00 <Digerati> its boring
31:00 <Vagisil> blow a monkey
31:00 <Digerati> the song
31:00 <Digerati> rolf harris has better songs :)
31:00 <TheRon> i love end of the road
31:00 <Vagisil> https://scontent-b-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10615392_10204571732593968_604881227597361385_n.jpg?oh=266ebe45e213b1273a1bbed4d2862148&oe=54831B3C
31:00 <Vagisil> see
31:00 <Digerati> jk
31:00 <Vagisil> like that
31:00 <simba> OooOo, Chimpanzee That 
31:00 <simba> Monkey news
31:00 <TheRon> adam goodes?
31:00 <Digerati> evil monkey...
31:00 <TheRon> racist?
32:00 <simba> disgusting TheRon
32:00 <TheRon> i'm sorry
32:00 <simba> youll have to say "Im Sorry" like kevin07 did
32:00 <Digerati> monkey fucks rolf harris
32:00 <TheRon> but he does look like a .......
32:00 <simba> an elipsis?
32:00 <TheRon> huh?
32:00 <Digerati> mhmmm beef jerky time !
33:00 <simba> ... = ellipsis
33:00 <TheRon> still no idea
33:00 <simba> lol
33:00 <simba> still no eye deer
33:00 <Digerati> fuck i got a merv hughes moustache now
33:00 <TheRon> brett goodes looks an ape too
34:00 <Digerati> i need to get dressed like the bikie in the village people
34:00 <Digerati> and date simba
34:00 <simba> hook up with Ori
34:00 <simba> hes bisexual
34:00 <TheRon> i'm not a racist, i mena my fathers balck
35:00 <Digerati> boom shakala !
35:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnHoqHscTKE
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Into My Arms (Apr 16, 2010) - Category: Music - - 12,489 likes 139 dislikes
35:00 <Digerati> blackdevil a/s/l ?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> now that's a gay song
36:00 <TheRon> mariah carey's tits have always impressed me
36:00 <DemonsRun> Bastardly_One, any excels cheap up there? 
36:00 <Digerati> kylies tits are cool
36:00 <TheRon> bit flat
37:00 <Bastardly_One> any what?
38:00 <Vagisil> hyundai
38:00 <Digerati> i had front row seats at rod laver when kylie came
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooh
38:00 <Digerati> so fucking hot
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah always 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you just have to look through the paper
38:00 <Bastardly_One> or the car yards
38:00 <Digerati> kylie makes young girls look old
38:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/t21Og.jpg
38:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone likes bogan cars up here 
39:00 <TheRon> blokes fapping in the front row
39:00 <Digerati> totally
39:00 <Digerati> porn star style !
39:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Verve - Bitter Sweet Symphony (Feb 28, 2009) 4:38 - Category: Music - 96,300,673 views - 470,930 likes (98.5%), 6,966 dislikes (1.5%)
42:00 <simba> into my ass, o lord
42:00 <Vagisil> LOL
42:00 <FredFlinstone> Vagin!
43:00 <Vagisil> Fran
43:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
43:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hzrDeceEKc
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Oasis - Wonderwall - Official Video (Feb 7, 2008) 4:40 - Category: Music - 127,764,087 views - 522,336 likes (97.9%), 11,197 dislikes (2.1%)
43:00 <simba> let me guess next is blur with song 2
43:00 <Vagisil> lol
44:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=691r2DDdWn4
44:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/fHZ6l.jpg
44:00 <Vagisil> i was thinking sweet child o mine
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bob Seger - Old Time Rock and Roll (Apr 24, 2009) 3:19 - Category: Music - 1,513,676 views - 8,246 likes (98.4%), 131 dislikes (1.6%)
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ready to rock if you wanna roll ... please step away from the vechile
44:00 <TheRiddler> your childhood ruined
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <Vagisil> AND AFTER ALL
45:00 <Vagisil> YOU'RE  MY WONDERWALLLLLLLL
45:00 <TheRon> rememebr ALF
45:00 <Vagisil> alien life form
46:00 <TheRon> i remember alf doing the risky business thing
46:00 <Digerati> i loved the train scene in risky business
46:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Cranberries - Zombie (Jun 16, 2009) 5:16 - Category: Music - 162,434,410 views - likes (97.7%), 14,858 dislikes (2.3%)
47:00 <Digerati> the chick in risky business was hot
48:00 <TheRon> was that deomornay?
48:00 <Vagisil> de tuna
48:00 <Digerati> cant remember
48:00 <Digerati> ages ago
48:00 <TheRon> neither can i
48:00 <Digerati> she had short hair
48:00 <Digerati> like that in a woman
49:00 <Bastardly_One> never trust a while man driving a black van 
49:00 <Vagisil> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he's saving all his voodoo just for you
49:00 <Digerati> yeh
49:00 <Vagisil> fuck it im gonna go have a shower n have a nanna nap
49:00 <Bastardly_One> excuse me
50:00 <Digerati> fuck my tatoo is hurting
50:00 <Bastardly_One> while I adjust my pants
50:00 <Vagisil> too fuckin tired
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and do the good time dance
50:00 <simba> is voldemort summoning you?
50:00 <TheRon> and here's to you mrs robinson- jesus lovess you more thatn you will know
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and put the innocent bystanders and onlookers into a trace
51:00 <Digerati> simon and garfunkel still do concerts now and then
51:00 <TheRon> i know
51:00 <bee_girl> love simon and garfunkel
51:00 <Digerati> sounds of silence is my fav song
52:00 <bee_girl> oh that live version
52:00 <Digerati> that song reminded me of sept 11
52:00 <Digerati> and the people bowed and prayed, to the neon god they made
52:00 <Bastardly_One> have any of you seen that rare show of Art Garfunkle and George Harrison accoustc
52:00 <Bastardly_One> doin their songs?
52:00 <bee_girl> one of the best songs ever
52:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck it's good
53:00 <TheRon> hello grandpa my old friend
53:00 <TheRiddler> that was curtis
53:00 <TheRiddler> err
53:00 <Digerati> strange
53:00 <TheRiddler> I forgot her first name
53:00 <bee_girl> darkness
53:00 <bee_girl> darkness my old friend
53:00 <TheRiddler> jamie lee curtis
53:00 <Digerati> people are strange, when your a stranger
53:00 <TheRon> the darkness?
53:00 <bee_girl> im sure
53:00 <Bastardly_One> check this out bee_girl
53:00 <bee_girl> yup
53:00 <TheRiddler> for risky business
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and others
54:00 <Bastardly_One> look how wasted the band are
54:00 <Bastardly_One> apart from George
54:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGybjwTlLAQ
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: While My Guitar Gently Weeps - George Harrison & All Stars Band (Dec 24, 2011) 5:15 - Category: Sports - 1,138 views - likes (100%), dislikes (0%) dislikes (0%)
54:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRYNYb30nxU
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love (Feb 13, 2008) 3:52 - Category: Music - 15,978,319 views - 82,854 likes (97.8%), 1,852 dislikes (2.2%)
54:00 <TheRiddler> oh wait
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Elton John in that is off his dial
54:00 <TheRiddler> wrong movie
55:00 <Digerati> i hate eltons songs
55:00 <Ori> oh ma gosh
55:00 <Digerati> only song he ever did was good was tiny dancer
55:00 <Ori> hot girls that have fucken hot friends
55:00 <TheRiddler> I was thinking of that 1 with dan akroid n eddie murphy
55:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTa8U0Wa0q8
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Elton John - Your song (Jan 25, 2007) 4:07 - Category: Music - 46,337,760 views - 85,692 likes (96.8%), 2,818 dislikes (3.2%)
55:00 <TheRiddler> akyroid*
55:00 <Digerati> akyroyd
56:00 <TheRiddler> yes
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
56:00 <Digerati> dan
56:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6KYAVn8ons
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Elton John - I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues (Sep 1, 2010) 4:44 - Category: Music - 5,808,671 views - 20,161 likes (97.3%), 555 dislikes (2.7%)
56:00 <Digerati> he aint a bad comic, i like him
56:00 <TheRon> bee_girl: the darkness getting the motor going?
56:00 <Digerati> and chevy chase is going to make another lampoons
56:00 <bee_girl> not the motor that should be going
56:00 <bee_girl> but
56:00 <bee_girl> i love simon and garfunkel
57:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder what kids look like now
57:00 <bee_girl> i grew up on graceland
57:00 <Digerati> theriddler, it will be a family fuckfest full of incest
57:00 <TheRon> walking in memphis?
57:00 <TheRiddler> "daddy says I'm the best at it"
58:00 <TheRiddler> the last lampoon was 2008 or something
58:00 <Digerati> jesus, the kids will be in there like friggin 40's
58:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=s88r_q7oufE
58:00 <TheRon> love this song
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Queens Of The Stone Age - No One Knows (Oct 7, 2009) 4:18 - Category: Music - 24,161,942 views - 103,740 likes (98.5%), 1,559 dislikes (1.5%)
59:00 <Digerati> and chevy aint getting any younger either, he is in his 70's
59:00 <Digerati> hope they dont make it a flop
59:00 <Digerati> lampoons is legendary
00:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olg_ZbclCS0
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Something for Kate - Déjà vu (Feb 14, 2007) 4:19 - Category: Music - 144,495 views - likes (97.6%), dislikes (2.4%) dislikes (2.4%)
00:00 <TheRiddler> wait 2003
00:00 <TheRiddler> wow
00:00 <TheRon> yep in a sec
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw Paul Dempsey the other day 
00:00 <TheRon> i like something for kate
00:00 <doctor> australian working families sacrifice first borns for charity
00:00 <TheRon> some cafe?
00:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7aDstrDMf0
01:00 <TheRiddler> with the griswold family
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Short Skirt Long Jacket by Cake (Apr 23, 2007) 3:28 - Category: Music - 3,706,747 views - 14,882 likes (97.9%), 312 dislikes (2.1%)
01:00 <Ori> hm
01:00 <Ori> to walk to subway or
01:00 <Ori> float there
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, we actually caught up while he was in Melb
01:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMWnMbQeWlg
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jim Croce Bad bad Leroy Brown live (Oct 22, 2007) 2:45 - Category: Music - 615,817 views - 1,444 likes (98.4%), 23 dislikes (1.6%)
01:00 <Ori> gotchaaa wit ma lumpsw
01:00 <Bastardly_One> he shouted me lunch 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> like a good rock star
01:00 <Ori> sum1 shouoted u lunch!
01:00 <Ori> A ROCK STARR!
01:00 <Ori> oh ma glob
01:00 <TheRon> did he get you a shag?
01:00 <Ori> i met a famous person once
02:00 <Digerati> i got jps 40's for 25$ at woolworths
02:00 <Bastardly_One> off his missues?
02:00 <TheRiddler> well the cousins
02:00 <Ori> *faints again*
02:00 <Digerati> not bad
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish
02:00 <Ori> i wish!
02:00 <Ori> did you tongue punch his anus?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> she was ... fucked if I know 
02:00 <TheRon> i'd do the bassist
02:00 <Bastardly_One> he was in the city for a meeting is all I know
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, his missus
02:00 <doctor> that's pretty cheap for 40s
02:00 <Digerati> cigs have reached nearly 1$ each
02:00 <doctor> was someone selling them outside woolies?
03:00 <Digerati> doctor, highpoint city
03:00 <Digerati> i bought $500 worth
03:00 <Digerati> they were selling out
03:00 <Bastardly_One> why not search out your nearest discount cig shop?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I always try to do 
04:00 <doctor> some guy was trying to sell me two 25 packs of winnie blues for $20. should have got his name
04:00 <Digerati> cos the nearest one is in moonee ponds and they are more than woolies, they are 32$ for a pack of 40's
04:00 <TheRon> paul's wife is hot
04:00 <doctor> ive got an e-cig now so I'm not spending as much
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah like I said
05:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know where she was 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he was in the city for a meeting
05:00 <doctor> pouch lasts me over a month
05:00 <Digerati> i bought a ecig kit
05:00 <Digerati> cuts down on my smoking
05:00 <doctor> yeah
05:00 <TheRon> garnd final footy show tonight
05:00 <doctor> they'll probably clamp down on them shortly
05:00 <ness> fuck football
05:00 <TheRon> i like review
05:00 <doctor> so stock pile on the nicotine
06:00 <Digerati> 12mg bottles for 6 bucks
06:00 <Digerati> not bad eh ?
06:00 <doctor> from china?
06:00 <Digerati> saudia arabia
06:00 <Digerati> arabic shit
06:00 <Digerati> tastes nice
06:00 <Digerati> apple
07:00 <doctor> 30mg for $6 from china
07:00 <doctor> ive got blacktea
07:00 <Digerati> where from ?
07:00 <TheRon> blacktea that could be racist
07:00 <doctor> http://www.heavengifts.com/
08:00 <TheRon> superjesus?
08:00 <Digerati> i dont do any financial matters over net :) heh.. don't trust the internet
08:00 <doctor> What would Jesus think?
08:00 <Digerati> 666
08:00 <doctor> yeah i've never had that worry
08:00 <TheRon> he wouldnt like it
08:00 <doctor> so far so good
08:00 <Digerati> everybody dance now !
09:00 <TheRon> what is love?
09:00 <Digerati> give me the music
09:00 <doctor> Dear Jesus, did you not think things through?
09:00 <Digerati> oh yeah
09:00 <TheRon> give back the music
09:00 <Digerati> i loved breakdancing in the 80's
10:00 <Digerati> bmx was cool back then
10:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxTHcKHdcWI
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Daft Punk Give Life Back to Music Video (May 14, 2013) 3:30 - Category: Music - 992,977 views - 5,132 likes (97.5%), 130 dislikes (2.5%)
11:00 <Digerati> daft punk reminds of people like Devo
11:00 <TheRon> bad thing?
11:00 <Digerati> nah
11:00 <Digerati> but a bit far fetched for me
11:00 <Digerati> i still love pink floyd
12:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoskDZRLOCs
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Elton John - Tiny Dancer (Jul 22, 2007) 6:02 - Category: Music - 7,133,176 views - 26,243 likes (97%), 821 dislikes (3%)
12:00 <Digerati> fuck, looking a jaben store in the city, akg headphones for only 70 bucks
13:00 <Digerati> fark
13:00 <Digerati> nice
13:00 <Digerati> akg
13:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NavVfpp-1L4
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here (Oct 18, 2013) 5:42 - Category: Music - 16,870,105 views - 64,668 likes (97.4%), 1,696 dislikes (2.6%)
13:00 <Digerati> i love that old fashioned 70's style headphones
13:00 <Digerati> i got a pair of headphones from the 70's
14:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR5ApYxkU-U
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall (HQ) (Jul 5, 2010) 6:01 - Category: Music - 46,534,601 views - 224,042 likes (98.2%), 4,093 dislikes (1.8%)
14:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi0RpNSELas
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: USA FOR AFRICA - We Are The World (Aug 26, 2009) 7:12 - Category: Music - 39,121,769 views - 138,676 likes (97.6%), 3,350 dislikes (2.4%)
15:00 <TheRon> jackson 5 - want you bck
15:00 <bee_girl> there comes a time 
15:00 <Digerati> http://www.jaben.com.au/collections/akg/products/akg-k142hd
15:00 <Digerati> tell me what you think
15:00 <Digerati> i am buying them
15:00 <TheRon> bee_girl: do they know it's christmas?
16:00 <Digerati> http://www.jaben.com.au/collections/akg/products/akg-k702
16:00 <Digerati> these are better
16:00 <Digerati> made in austria
17:00 <Digerati> i think they are nice
19:00 <bee_girl> we are the world! we are th children!
20:00 <bee_girl> its true we'd make a brighter day just u and me 
20:00 <bee_girl> cmon team 
20:00 <bee_girl> :)
20:00 <lumeah2> We are the world 
20:00 <bee_girl> gosh thats a young bruce springsteen
20:00 <bee_girl> yeah lumee!
20:00 <lumeah2> Love that song
20:00 <bee_girl> and a black michael jackson
22:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Culture Club - Karma Chameleon (Feb 28, 2009) 3:56 - Category: Music - 69,551,878 views - likes (97.1%), dislikes (2.9%)
23:00 <bee_girl> karma karma karma karma karma karma chameleon
23:00 <bee_girl> i loved this son when i was like 7
23:00 <bee_girl> song
23:00 <Digerati> http://www.jaben.com.au/collections/denon/products/den-ahd7100
23:00 <Digerati> fuck
24:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
24:00 <Digerati> 1700$ for a pair of headphones
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I was in my teens
24:00 <Bastardly_One> when that came out
24:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: a-ha - Take On Me (Official Video) (Jan 6, 2010) 3:48 - Category: Music - 91,494,665 views - 378,099 likes (98.7%), dislikes (1.3%)
25:00 <Digerati> holy fuck, jaben has some pretty decent shit
26:00 <bee_girl> taaaaake ooooon me .... take on me!
26:00 <Digerati> i am going to there store tommorow in the city
26:00 <FredFlinstone> Joel is here wow what a big one
26:00 <Digerati> their
26:00 <FredFlinstone> oh hes gone
27:00 <Digerati> akg make dr dre look like kids headphones
27:00 <Digerati> didnt know that austria made headphones
28:00 <Digerati> may be worth testing the range
28:00 <Digerati> i got a tonne of mp3's
28:00 <bee_girl>  thats not as cool as it used to be
28:00 <Digerati> whats not cool ?
28:00 <bee_girl> if we were in our 20s again it would count from something
28:00 <bee_girl> mp3 numbers
29:00 <Digerati> mp3 is better than cd's
29:00 <bee_girl> and probably better measured in gb rather than tonne
29:00 <Digerati> fuck cd's they scratch
29:00 <bee_girl> cds are so 80s
29:00 <Digerati> 90's
29:00 <bee_girl> 80s?
29:00 <bee_girl> we had em in the 80s
29:00 <bee_girl> footloose i remember
29:00 <Digerati> maybe
30:00 <Digerati> cant remember
30:00 <bee_girl> and the cocktails soundtrack
30:00 <Digerati> i had cassette back then
30:00 <bee_girl> ugh showing my age
30:00 <bee_girl> i still have mine
30:00 <bee_girl> in boxes
30:00 <bee_girl> ugh
30:00 <bee_girl> for years i wasnt going to give in to the cds
30:00 <Digerati> vinyl is still used by dj's
30:00 <bee_girl> kept buying tapes
30:00 <bee_girl> double tapes
30:00 <bee_girl> yeah love my vinyl
31:00 <bee_girl> pearl jam release everything in vinyl first
31:00 <Digerati> yeah cos tapes fuck up easily
31:00 <Digerati> vinyl was more stable
32:00 <Digerati> you could store me in a casette, that's why they moved to casette
33:00 <Digerati> but audio quality dont change, if you did a vinyl today in a studio it would not sound any better than the vinyls done 30 years ago
33:00 <bee_girl> bless that vinyl
33:00 <Digerati> mp3 dont sound any better either
34:00 <Digerati> same audio quality can be done on a vinyl
34:00 <Digerati> it was to store more the technology
34:00 <Digerati> just that
34:00 <Digerati> i got a 10 hour mp3 of meditation, i vegetate for like 1 hour
34:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAzgwSLiMUc
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Something In The Way She Moves - James Taylor (Feb 28, 2012) 4:26 - Category: People & Blogs - 24,978 views - likes (97.7%), 3 dislikes (2.3%)
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a friends who loves James Taylor
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and saw him in Canada recently and said he was great 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> still bantering with the audience and crap
37:00 <Digerati> http://www.jaben.com.au/collections/sennheiser/products/sen-hd598
37:00 <Digerati> those are cheap
37:00 <Digerati> they costed heaps at the start
38:00 <Digerati> http://www.jaben.com.au/collections/grado/products/grd-gs1000i
39:00 <Digerati> i cant believe i found this store on my own
39:00 <Digerati> armin wears them
42:00 <Ori> omg
42:00 <Ori> hjs
42:00 <Ori> did not fill my large chips up
42:00 <Ori> n the place was fulla abos
42:00 <Ori> so i didnt go back in..
44:00 <Picard> did they smell?
47:00 <Ori> concrete jungle gang banger addicts,
47:00 <Ori> what dreams are made of
47:00 <Ori> NEW YOOOOORK
48:00 <Ori> dude i didnt look them in the eye or anyshit
48:00 <Ori> sall good cause hjs is a suburb down so no abos in my suburb dad.
48:00 <Ori> :P
50:00 <Ori> Picard least ur mate isnt tryin to hook u up with a DUDE
51:00 <bert187> :)
52:00 <bert187> ha ha ha
52:00 <bert187> roflroflroflrofl
56:00 <Digerati> bert the turtle
56:00 <Digerati> duck and cover !
56:00 <bert187> ==> ==> ==>
56:00 <bert187> <== <=== <===
58:00 <Digerati> i am starting to think that austnet is the only irc server left in the world 
58:00 <bee_girl> Possibly 
59:00 <Ori> Teenage Muslin Ninja Turtles
59:00 <Ori> they live in the sewers
59:00 <Ori> and they kill Jews.
59:00 <simba> there are plenty left Digerati
59:00 <simba> some good some bad
59:00 <simba> thats the .. catch
00:00 <Ori> wtf
00:00 <Digerati> http://tai-03.egihosting.com/50s60s-128k-mp3
00:00 <Ori> jack wants to smoke weed tomoz
00:00 <Ori> werdles
00:00 <Ori> weedles!
00:00 <Digerati> i am 47 bee girl
00:00 <Ori> i only got like 2 cones left
00:00 <Digerati> i aint 50
00:00 <Ori> ima ave to grab more O_O
00:00 <Ori> simba
01:00 <Ori> oi
01:00 <Digerati> but i only love 50's music
01:00 <Ori> u met my mum u no rite
01:00 <Ori> she goes, over dinner other week
01:00 <Digerati> ori, your mum single ?
01:00 <Ori> "Why don't you grow tobacco"
01:00 <Ori> lols
01:00 <simba> ..lol
01:00 <Ori> isnt it illegal to grow tobacco?
01:00 <simba> ive never met ur mom
01:00 <Digerati> yes ori
01:00 <Ori> u didnt?
01:00 <Ori> oh
01:00 <Ori> 2 bad
01:00 <simba> jeez
01:00 <Ori> she woulda like shouted us hella food then
02:00 <Ori> fk
02:00 <Digerati> my uncle grows tobacco
02:00 <Digerati> and good shit too
02:00 <Digerati> in adelaide
03:00 <TheRiddler> tobacco is illegal to grow
03:00 <bert187> im calling the DEA
03:00 <Ori> yea
03:00 <Ori> my mate jase
03:00 <bee_girl> We covered that 
03:00 <Ori> he used to get me real tobacco
03:00 <Ori> was so nice
04:00 <Picard> bee_girl
04:00 <Ori> im thinkin just growin a plant out by my mandarine tree
04:00 <Ori> but need some good seed
04:00 <bee_girl> Yus 
04:00 <Ori> simba can u get good seed?
04:00 <Picard> how are you my love?
04:00 <simba> sure
04:00 <Ori> i aint grown a plant since like 202
04:00 <simba> anyone can
04:00 <Ori> word
04:00 <Digerati> they call me the wanderer !
04:00 <Ori> hmm
04:00 <simba> wheres Serenity
04:00 <Ori> part a for youuu part b for meeee
04:00 <Ori> on fb
05:00 <Digerati> simba, in my bed
05:00 <Ori> u r serenity now
05:00 <simba> arent you a fag Digerati
05:00 <Picard> serenity is dead
05:00 <Digerati> swings both way's
05:00 <Ori> oi Digerati
05:00 <Ori> im a fag
05:00 <Digerati> cumtards
05:00 <Ori> not really but i say i am on here
05:00 <Ori> im full into bum
05:00 <Ori> cum bum
06:00 <Ori> See cum on bum
06:00 <TheRiddler> grow a weed plant in adelaide = ok
06:00 <Digerati> ewww
06:00 <Digerati> fagottttttt
06:00 <Ori> yer that went south fast
06:00 <TheRiddler> grow a tobacco plant in adelaide = illegal!
06:00 <Picard> lol @ The Block
06:00 <Ori> man
06:00 <Ori> weed
06:00 <Ori> has always been illegal to grow in adels
06:00 <Ori> despite popular belief
06:00 <Digerati> i know keith in the block, he is local, and old friend
07:00 <Ori> yrs ago
07:00 <TheRiddler> no it isn't
07:00 <Picard> keith is a wanker
07:00 <Digerati> keith is a wanker
07:00 <Picard> no fucking idea
07:00 <Digerati> that i know
07:00 <Ori> TheRiddler wat
07:00 <Digerati> i meet him at the ascot vale leisure center all the time
07:00 <Digerati> ymca
07:00 <Ori> weed
07:00 <Ori> was illegal
07:00 <Picard> ok
07:00 <Digerati> the dick always uses the sauna
07:00 <Ori> everywhere in the world
07:00 <Ori> till america 
08:00 <Ori> most ppl think amsterdam leglized weed
08:00 <Digerati> i dont like keith personally
08:00 <Digerati> he is a bit of crackhead
08:00 <Ori> cmon someone say im lieing
08:00 <simba> Ori, i dont think anyone has ever thought weed could be legally grown, its just that SA has always had the loosest laws out of the states
08:00 <bee_girl> Good picard 
08:00 <simba> thats probably what they refer to
09:00 <Ori> yeah
09:00 <Digerati> simba, its a peaceful loving state full of real people, that's why mate
09:00 <Ori> tolleration
09:00 <Ori> ye mate
09:00 <Ori> 7Mate
09:00 <simba> Digerati, thanks for that
09:00 <Digerati> i want to live in SA
09:00 <simba> is it a Real state
09:00 <Ori> pawbstars
09:00 <simba> it is*
09:00 <TheRiddler> yes you're wrong
09:00 <Digerati> it has real people
09:00 <Ori> WRITE HIM UP CHUMLEE
10:00 <simba> and fake people
10:00 <Ori> flight of the chumlee
10:00 <TheRiddler> stop being a bad troll
10:00 <Digerati> melb and syd are fucked
10:00 <Ori> sexually
10:00 <Digerati> i hate melb to tell you the truth
10:00 <Ori> they got diseases?
10:00 <Digerati> and i was born in melb
10:00 <Ori> y
10:00 <Ori> did melb rape u?
10:00 <Ori> that's a sad story im putting Alicia Keys on
11:00 <Digerati> melb used to be cool up to the 80's
11:00 <Ori> yer
11:00 <Digerati> then it died out
11:00 <Ori> sounds like something b1 would say
11:00 <Ori> ballarat is like a mini adelaide
11:00 <Ori> totes is bro
11:00 <Ori> totes
11:00 <Digerati> full of fucking viets that take over suburvs, racist fucks
11:00 <TheRiddler> nothing alike lol
11:00 <Ori> lol
11:00 <Digerati> but i had lotsa sex with viet sluts, so fuck em
11:00 <Ori> what's wrong with vietnamese people?
11:00 <simba> lol @ stinkarat
12:00 <Ori> omg thats a good nick
12:00 <Digerati> nothing wrong with them
12:00 <Ori> stinkarat
12:00 <Digerati> i hate viets equally
12:00 <Ori> i dont hate any one
12:00 <Ori> that's effort man
12:00 <Ori> why you put that effort in :/
12:00 <Ori> you could masturbate instead.
13:00 <Digerati> they takeover a whole suburb mate, what bit of that you don't understand ? wogs mix, asian don't
13:00 <Ori> wow
13:00 <Ori> wonder why
13:00 <Digerati> cos they are fucknuts
13:00 <Ori> ppl like you dont want them near you
13:00 <Ori> wtf are they going to do
13:00 <Ori> fuck you
13:00 <Digerati> mate, i am aussie, i want people to mix
13:00 <Ori> i have two chinese aunties
13:00 <Digerati> i have mixed with all races
13:00 <Ori> and ive got a fuckload of viet mates
14:00 <Ori> first 2 best friends chinese
14:00 <Digerati> but asians don't mix
14:00 <Ori> fuck off
14:00 <Ori> they have been here for 150 yrs
14:00 <Ori> more
14:00 <Digerati> that maybe 1 in like 100
14:00 <Ori> you think the caucasians just landed here and did it all with convicts?
14:00 <Digerati> they are communist fucks :)
14:00 <Ori> you're the racist.
14:00 <Digerati> hehe
14:00 <Digerati> GOLDEN DAWN !
14:00 <Digerati> :)
15:00 <Ori> you should watch Living With The Enemy on sbs
15:00 <Ori> like the usa
15:00 <Digerati> i know how these dicks think
15:00 <TheRiddler> I hate the guy on that show
15:00 <Ori> this country was founded by immigrants
15:00 <TheRiddler> monotone
15:00 <Digerati> by europeans and english
15:00 <Digerati> nobody else
16:00 <TheRiddler> the atheist 1
16:00 <Ori> hey Digerati
16:00 <Ori> is the dingoe
16:00 <Ori> a native wild dog
16:00 <Ori> to Australia?
16:00 <Digerati> don't know
16:00 <simba> dingo cum
16:00 <Ori> it's not
16:00 <TheRiddler> sorry but aboriginals are essentially asian
16:00 <Digerati> i love aboriginals
16:00 <Ori> they abos brought dingos with them
16:00 <Digerati> fuck asians
16:00 <simba> lol
16:00 <simba> aboriginals are essentially asian
16:00 <Ori> before that there were no dingoes in aus
16:00 <Ori> yer
17:00 <Digerati> abos give better sex
17:00 <Ori> they killed off the last of the mega fauna in australia
17:00 <simba> australian aboriginals?
17:00 <Digerati> simba, i been central mate
17:00 <Ori> i want my pet giant wombat
17:00 <Ori> id call it LIAM NEESON
17:00 <Ori> werd
17:00 <Digerati> i was made part of a tribe
17:00 <Digerati> few slabs of beer would do it
17:00 <simba> on an acid trip?
17:00 <Ori> i did a drive by on some himeys
17:00 <Ori> pew pew
17:00 <Digerati> nah, just beer
17:00 <Digerati> lotsa beer
18:00 <Ori> Ori and teh himey snap
18:00 <simba> now that Digerati is back, should I post some of his classic quotes?
18:00 <TheRiddler> that's what the schools say
18:00 <Digerati> hmm
18:00 <Digerati> rofl
19:00 <Ori> sure
19:00 <Ori> im just tryin to be a comedian
19:00 <Ori> anyone want to hear a joke
19:00 <Digerati> is bee that bangladesh faggot boygirl ?
19:00 <Ori> so pandas walks into a bar
19:00 <simba> yep
19:00 <Digerati> fuck
19:00 <Digerati> thought so :)
19:00 <Digerati> dialup
19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:00 <Ori> and gets drunnk as fuckkkkkkkkkkk
19:00 <Digerati> wine
19:00 <TheRiddler> you mean beehhh
19:00 <ShadowLurker> *06:19:26 PM* <Ori> so pandas walks into a bar <-- you think he'd have seen it
19:00 <Digerati> i remember
20:00 <Digerati> what happened to karl ?
20:00 <Digerati> thewjm ?
20:00 <Digerati> i met him once
21:00 <Digerati> i think twice
21:00 <TheRiddler> he quit and made sure he wont come back
21:00 <TheRiddler> atleast that's what I heard
21:00 <Digerati> beagle moved to paltalk :) haha
22:00 <simba> no he got banned
22:00 <ShadowLurker> good
22:00 <Digerati> fucking dick thought he could beat me in a whiskey mash
22:00 <simba> deported 2 israel
22:00 <Digerati> made the idiot puke
22:00 <Digerati> you cant beat an alcoholic
23:00 <Digerati> but he thought he could
23:00 <simba> i cant find his facebook anymore
23:00 <simba> hes not smart enough 2 hide it.. maybe he deleted it
25:00 <Digerati> fuck this mirc, you cant change the foreground color
26:00 <Digerati> simba, do you work now bro ?
28:00 <Lumeah> yes you can
29:00 <Ori> lumes
29:00 <Ori> can we go bed now n snuggle to sleep
29:00 <Ori> xD
30:00 <Ori> wb bee_girl
30:00 <Ori> i missed u heaps
30:00 <bee_girl> Naw
30:00 <Ori> im 32 m desperate
30:00 <Ori> ahahahaha
31:00 <Ori> dont snitch.
31:00 <Ori> fk me
31:00 <Ori> simba uno those stairs
31:00 <Ori> out back
31:00 <Ori> i gotta walk up those to get jack weed
31:00 <Ori> cbf
32:00 <Ori> so many steps, so high
32:00 <bee_girl> Poor ori
32:00 <Ori> ori dun like walkin he want no legs oil his butt up and buttskate around
32:00 <Ori> xD
33:00 <simba> absolutely, Digerati
48:00 <ness> i cant believe i got so into watching the batchelor that i burnt my pumpkin soup
49:00 <bee_girl> Omg
49:00 <bee_girl> At least I'm not alone 
49:00 <simba> tell me about it
50:00 <Digerati> beeh, took me awhile to figure out it was you.. how's it been ?
51:00 <simba> thats not beehhh
51:00 <simba> you douchelord
51:00 <bee_girl> Thank u simba 
51:00 <bee_girl> Who will get the rose ness? 
51:00 <Lumeah> hi bee_girl
52:00 <bee_girl> Lumeah :)
52:00 <Lumeah> sorry haven't talked much today
52:00 <ness> i don't think is louise
52:00 <bee_girl> Yeah I was thinking the same 
52:00 <bee_girl> I hope Sam 'wins'
52:00 <ness> i don't know, i watch Jess and Blake and i think they just fit
53:00 <ness> they way they look at each other.........
53:00 <matrix> It's all just acting
53:00 <matrix> Pfft
53:00 <matrix> All for ratings
53:00 <ness> on his part it has to be
53:00 <bee_girl> I don't think she would know what to do if she won... Jess... She used to be my favourite Hough 
53:00 <Ori> woo for stereo loud as
54:00 <ness> from the first date i thought it was Jess
54:00 <Ori> nessy
54:00 <Ori> nessi*
54:00 <ness> yes Ori
54:00 <Ori> wot
54:00 <Ori> u talkin to me
54:00 <Ori> r u talkin to me
54:00 <bee_girl> Yeah hear u but from sams last single date I think her... :) soon see 
54:00 <Ori> cause i dont c neone else
55:00 <ness> someone in a forum said they know sams family and he choses her
55:00 <Ori> i love when people say stuff
55:00 <Ori> jesus please delete wot they said
55:00 <ness> but fuck who am i kinding, he is snogging everyone
55:00 <Ori> plz
55:00 <Ori> ino write
55:00 <simba> ness just accidentally admitted she discusses the bachelor on forums
55:00 <Ori> i feel 4 u
55:00 <Ori> lolz
56:00 <ness> we oooohhh and ahhhhha bout all the romantic dates yet if a bloke was to date that many women in reality......id rip his balls off
56:00 <Ori> ohhh yer
56:00 <Ori> ness likes that
56:00 <Ori> i still wana see nes pic
56:00 <Ori> and bee_girl pic
56:00 <simba> thats no surprise
56:00 <Ori> and post to b1 like "You won't live to see the day"
56:00 <bee_girl> I'll show u mine if u show me urs ori
56:00 <Ori> :/
56:00 <matrix> Hmmm
57:00 <simba> there u go
57:00 <matrix> I have seen one of them.  A long time ago though
57:00 <matrix> :-)
57:00 <Ori> stevenn!!!!!!!!!!
57:00 <Ori> sup bro!
57:00 <simba> creepy
57:00 <Ori> <3
57:00 <Ori> i get on now
57:00 <stevenn> haiiiiiiiii
58:00 <Ori> loggin in
58:00 <ness> he has strong feelings for all 4 women
58:00 <matrix> He is a good actor 
58:00 <ness> Men....useless
58:00 <bee_girl> Louise for sure 
58:00 <bee_girl> lol ness
58:00 <ness> i dont' like his voice
59:00 <Ori> man
59:00 <bee_girl> He can't even look at her
59:00 <Ori> the bachelor
59:00 <Ori> is a wanker
59:00 <Ori> he is no Dwayne Johnson ok
59:00 <Digerati> is chatting in text real ?
59:00 <Ori> and the girls are all booftas
59:00 <Ori> depends
00:00 <Ori> neo
00:00 <Digerati> in 2016 it will be 20 years of fucking austnet 
00:00 <Ori> pop this eccie
00:00 <Ori> c teh trutherix
00:00 <bee_girl> Omg
00:00 <ness> fuck noooooooo
00:00 <Ori> omglob
00:00 <Ori> oi u girls
00:00 <Ori> which irc guys
00:00 <Ori> u reckon u will hook up with irl
00:00 <bee_girl> Fuuuuuxck
01:00 <Ori> lolz
01:00 <Digerati> i think we should throw a party at the gardens in the city for austnets 20th years
01:00 <simba> wouldnt work anymore
01:00 <Ori> ye
01:00 <matrix> Which gardens Digerati
01:00 <bee_girl> She is outta there 
01:00 <Ori> i wouldnt show
01:00 <Ori> gay
01:00 <Ori> i mean
01:00 <Digerati> botannical
01:00 <simba> thats a good start then
01:00 <simba> loloool
01:00 <Ori> just fkn gay
01:00 <matrix> What city???
01:00 <Ori> hey
01:00 <Digerati> melb
01:00 <Ori> lets catch up irl
02:00 <Ori> talk about irc 
02:00 <bee_girl> Ooooo
02:00 <Ori> have a big ass picnic
02:00 <matrix> Great for the melb ppl
02:00 <Ori> and lolz about irc
02:00 <Ori> fun
02:00 <matrix> What about the rest of AustNet
02:00 <Digerati> i can get meat cheap
02:00 <simba> lol 
02:00 <Ori> got a gun
02:00 <Ori> with a bullet
02:00 <simba> you havent gone to a meet before have you
02:00 <Ori> i can plug myself with
02:00 <Ori> no
02:00 <Ori> lol
02:00 <Ori> tobes has
02:00 <Ori> from back in the day
02:00 <Ori> ur the only cool person i ever met off irc
03:00 <Ori> like ur normal awesome ffs
03:00 <Ori> rest :/
03:00 <Digerati> last time i went to a meet, i ended up in a sewer
03:00 <Skirmish> moo: os: Microsoft Windows 8.1 Pro - (6.3.9600) up: 17mins 38secs cpu: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7 CPU 950 @ 3.07GHz (x64) at 3060MHz (1% Load) gfx: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 650 Ti BOOST -2.00GB res: 1920x1080 32bit 60Hz ram: 1994/12286.5MB (16.23%) [||--------] hdd: C:\ 239.94GB/465.76GB D:\ 387.04GB/465.76GB F:\ 55.42GB/55.8GB net: Realtek PCIe GBE Family Controller - 0MB/s 0B In 0B 
03:00 <Skirmish> Out
03:00 <bee_girl> Evening Skirmish 
03:00 <Ori> i only have one regret
03:00 <Skirmish> Evening. 
03:00 <simba> Whoa
03:00 <Ori> i didnt go subway wit u
03:00 <Ori> coz
03:00 <Ori> i coulda bought subway
03:00 <Ori> n i love subway
03:00 <Ori> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
03:00 <ness> fuck subway
04:00 <Ori> wot?
04:00 <simba> i had subway 4 lunch
04:00 <Ori> scuse u
04:00 <Skirmish> Gots me some new gfx cards for free.  :D 
04:00 <Ori> dont diss teh artists of teh 21st century!
04:00 <Ori> fk it
05:00 <Ori> smoke inside time
05:00 <Ori> i gots cider u want?
05:00 <bee_girl> Hardcore
05:00 <Ori> 10 for 21 dollas
05:00 <Ori> i gots vodka too
05:00 <Ori> spanish vodka
06:00 <Ori> and weed
06:00 <Ori> if i had cocaine and a midget
06:00 <Ori> id be in bruges.
07:00 <Digerati> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8xTVfs4FQ0
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Life looks really different through an MRI machine (Sep 16, 2014) 1:23 - Category: News & Politics - 10,527,595 views - 8,768 likes (93.5%), 609 dislikes (6.5%)
08:00 <simba> Big Brother Is Watching
08:00 <simba> Phones Bin Tapped
08:00 <simba> Serious
08:00 <Digerati> hmmm
09:00 <Digerati> yeh
11:00 <ness> thats it no more batchelor
11:00 <Skirmish> WTS GTX 480 gfx card. $50. 
12:00 <Skirmish> Is it over ness or have you just had enough of it? 
12:00 <ness> i honestly thought he was gonna choose Jess
13:00 <ness> what the fuck, he just proposed to someone
13:00 <ness> WTF
13:00 <Ori> simba
13:00 <Ori> listen to this for lols
13:00 <bee_girl> It's Sam for sure 
13:00 <ness> yeah its Sam
13:00 <Skirmish> lol heads exploding everywhere. 
13:00 <Ori> chat n listen
13:00 <Ori> brb
14:00 <ness> and he takes the other girls to South Africa t
14:00 <simba> ..
14:00 <ness> why?  does he want to shoot them through a door
14:00 <Skirmish> lol
14:00 <Ori> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QST5YolmAG0
14:00 <Ori> srs
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ned Calls The Islamic Culture Centre (Jan 31, 2008) 5:34 - Category: Comedy - 314,235 views - 1,867 likes (86.7%), 286 dislikes (13.3%)
14:00 <Ori> it's not his best
14:00 <Ori> but it's lols
14:00 <Skirmish> I think that girls that go on shows like the bachelor needs to be shot ... you might be onto something there. 
14:00 <bee_girl> Lol need
14:00 <bee_girl> Ness
15:00 <bee_girl> I meant 
15:00 <Ori> best is ned calls crayola
15:00 <bert187> cornflakes
15:00 <Ori> or ned calls realdoll
15:00 <ness> id go on the show, just to get a decent date
16:00 <ness> fuck, knowing my luck, id get a dirty street pie
16:00 <bee_girl> Lol
17:00 <Ori> im blastin this prank call
17:00 <Ori> "Did you just call me a motherfucker?"
18:00 <bee_girl> Svu sux
18:00 <Ori> bee_girl do u wear dresses?
18:00 <Ori> "I can't hardly hear ya, could you reach down and pull up your wife's burka and pull the phone out of her ass"
19:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/KnMTBapj3Qg
19:00 <simba> woot
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Horsepower Productions - Poison Wine (Nov 22, 2010) 6:48 - Category: Music - 16,610 views - 132 likes (98.5%), 2 dislikes (1.5%)
19:00 <Mew> is dirty street pie still in it?
19:00 <bee_girl> Do u wear shorts Ori?
20:00 <ness> nah super bitch crazy is gone
20:00 <Mew> woo
20:00 <Ori> THe Teenage Muslim Ninja Turtles
21:00 <Ori> they live in the sewere, eat pizza and kill Jews.
21:00 <Ori> u like the prank simba?
22:00 <simba> im 2 busy crankin tunes sorry
23:00 <Ori> all good
23:00 <Ori> i finishd movie n str8 to the homos mouth!
23:00 <Ori> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQOAmA8wVDM
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ned Call - Gay Hallmark Cards (Aug 5, 2009) 4:40 - Category: Comedy - 212,495 views - 768 likes (93.3%), 55 dislikes (6.7%)
23:00 <Ori> "What's next are we going to have beastiality cards?"
25:00 <ness> escape from the psych ward Ori?
26:00 <Ori> "When I was a young man, if you wanted to have gay sex you had to hike up a mountain, in the snow, to a cabin, waiting in line behind a dozen gay lumberjacks to stick you penis in a glory hole, hoping there wasnt a grizzly on the other end of that."
26:00 <Ori> ness no
26:00 <Ori> u r online
26:00 <Ori> n never heard of bubba the blowfish?
27:00 <Ori> if you havent heard ned calls the zoo you werent online in 2000
27:00 <Picard> hrmmmmm
28:00 <Ori> here Picard
28:00 <Ori> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjk66QAbKPc
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ned calls the Zoo (Dec 13, 2007) - Category: Comedy - 10,589 views - 71 likes (97.3%), 2 dislikes (2.7%)
28:00 <Ori> get in touch with some good ol American satire
28:00 <Ori> radio jock prank calls
29:00 <Ori> you'd prob love the sex doll one more dad
29:00 <bee_girl> Just In: Smartphone users with stumpy digits turn to 'stretched finger'
30:00 <Mew> laff at it daddy pls
30:00 <Ori> Mew
30:00 <Ori> that kinda shit
30:00 <Ori> is right up your arse
30:00 <Mew> oh
30:00 <Ori> cant believe you wouldnt find it funny
30:00 <Picard> no
30:00 <Picard> its shit
30:00 <Mew> LOL
30:00 <Ori> for a girl
30:00 <Ori> that thought a weather vain
30:00 <Ori> was a compas
31:00 <Picard> i need to pee
31:00 <Ori> hey yo
31:00 <Ori> that compass spinnin in the wind which way is north?
31:00 <Mew> now that's funny
31:00 <Ori> no it isnt
31:00 <Ori> ur mum thought the same thing as u
31:00 <Ori> you were dropped on your head as a baby
31:00 <Ori> for a whole day..
31:00 <Mew> ohhh
31:00 <Mew> ok
32:00 <Ori> k
32:00 <simba> ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
32:00 <Ori> lolz
32:00 <Ori> im not bein serious
32:00 <Mew> ohhhh
32:00 <Ori> NOW YOU'RE IN NEW YOOORRKK
32:00 <Mew> jus jestin
32:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSe4CxEvFiE
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jamie Woon - Wayfaring Stranger (Burial Mix) (Mar 5, 2012) - Category: Music - 8,980 views - 98 likes (99%), 1 dislikes (1%)
32:00 <Ori> these gangstas will gang bang you, let's hear it for New York New York!
32:00 <Mew> jestin tumbleflake
32:00 <Ori> yejestin
32:00 <Ori> :p
33:00 <Ori> y i got j z on for
33:00 <Ori> sif u fuckers dont like ned pranks
34:00 <Picard> shut the fuck up Oreo
34:00 <Picard> Ori
34:00 <Ori> suck me dad
34:00 <Picard> die in a fire
34:00 <simba> prank calls were funny when we were all 15
34:00 <Ori> wishin
34:00 <Ori> simba
34:00 <Picard> simba are u 15?
34:00 <Ori> if you listen to this ONE prank
34:00 <Ori> i promise u will like it
34:00 <simba> but you messaged me and told me its fake
34:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <Picard> after all you did prank me for days not so long ago :P
34:00 <Mew> pls find my thing funny 
35:00 <Ori> simba
35:00 <Ori> im srs
35:00 <Ori> nah
35:00 <Ori> not all fake
35:00 <Ori> i think the muslim one is
35:00 <Ori> but the crayola one isnt fake
35:00 <Ori> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3z8KLRQzUQ
35:00 <simba> play tunes instead
35:00 <Ori> listen :P
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ned Calls Crayola (UNCENSORED) (Mar 5, 2009) 3:26 - Category: Comedy - 189,548 views - 523 likes (94.7%), 29 dislikes (5.3%)
35:00 <matrix> You talk more than pandis
35:00 <Ori> i got tunes on
36:00 <simba> that is panda
36:00 <simba> lol
36:00 <Ori> dude
36:00 <matrix> Oh god u must be tired lol
36:00 <Picard> lol
36:00 <Ori> listen to t hat
36:00 <Ori> its ace
36:00 <Ori> hope u smoked already
36:00 <matrix> I didn't click
36:00 <Ori> coz its funneh as
36:00 <simba> stop pressuring me into stopping my music
36:00 <Picard> footy show is shit
36:00 <partay> was that the real sgt splode?
37:00 <simba> no
37:00 <Picard> its mayo?
37:00 <simba> hoo karez
37:00 <ness> fuck the footy show
37:00 <bee_girl> Hell yes 
37:00 <ness> the game is going to be crap
38:00 <Picard> pity these cunts arnt singing
38:00 <Ori> well
38:00 <Ori> listen to it and i wont
38:00 <Picard> oh u cunts are behind time, sorry
38:00 <Ori> presha u
38:00 <Ori> oh fuck up oldie
38:00 <Ori> :P
38:00 <simba> nobodys watching anyway Picard
39:00 <Ori> b1 isnt here for you to flirt with
39:00 <Picard> cunt, dont make me slap u
39:00 <Ori> slap me hard
39:00 <Ori> i deserve it
39:00 <Picard> u need a slap
39:00 <Ori> :D
39:00 <Ori> im more kinky than a slap
39:00 <simba> me on a bender https://41.media.tumblr.com/20d32e8ff0c477daa74c4a603db09eb9/tumblr_mk9euqswak1qaggoeo1_500.jpg
40:00 <Ori> ur to old to go on a bender!
40:00 <Ori> that's for 13 yr olds.
40:00 <Ori> on passion pop
40:00 <Ori> at their nanas house.
40:00 <Picard> lol
40:00 <Skirmish> simba: Don't be like Whitney Houston and think you can bang rocks like Charlie. 
40:00 <Ori> oh fk
40:00 <Ori> i dont got a pipe
40:00 <simba> but i love banging seven gram rocks
40:00 <Ori> bangarang!!!!!!!!!!
41:00 <Ori> simba
41:00 <Ori> what did the five fingers
41:00 <Ori> say to the face?
41:00 <Ori> SLAP~!
41:00 <Ori> ahahahahaha
42:00 <simba> r u Pieter
42:00 <Picard> pieter_panda
43:00 <Picard> ggs this sgt_splode cunt is pming me
43:00 <Skirmish> He's been drinking hand sanitiser again.
43:00 <Picard> ffs***
43:00 <Ori> mang
43:00 <Ori> no
43:00 <Ori> i thought you'd get it
43:00 <Ori> :/
44:00 <Ori> Skirmish you hurta dick eat
44:00 <Ori> time to spazz out motherfucker :P
44:00 <Skirmish> If you are going to try and insult me, at least use english to do it. 
44:00 <Ori> Did you pluch your fiancees chin hairs today?
44:00 <Ori> pluck*
44:00 <Ori> shhh
44:00 <Ori> asking you a question
44:00 <Ori> hello?
44:00 <Ori> hi Skirmish i think we were disconnected
45:00 <simba> sleng teng
45:00 <Skirmish> No I was too busy shaving your mothers back to do anything else today Ori. 
45:00 <partay> hola
45:00 <Ori> biggie smalls - skys the limit xD
45:00 <Ori> i gotta dl Notorious
45:00 <Ori> wot a good moofie
45:00 <Ori> my mum is srsly ill atm
46:00 <Ori> that was kind of u
46:00 <Doodle> from the shaving?
46:00 <Ori> prob the anal
46:00 <Ori> :/
46:00 <Doodle> :o
46:00 <Maurice> Ingrown hairs
46:00 <Skirmish> She said if I come over tomorrow I can help scoop the cheese from her rolls. 
46:00 <Doodle> oh lawdy
47:00 <Doodle> lawks alordy
47:00 <Kynetic> oh lordy lordy 
47:00 <ness> any of you assholes been to Bali
47:00 <Kynetic> fuck bali
48:00 <Maurice> Fuck it in its asshole
48:00 <Ori> she prob didnt say much
48:00 <Kynetic> full of fkn aussie yobbos
48:00 <Skirmish> I enjoy spending time with your mother ori. I think I take away some of the pain she feels every day living the shame of having you as a son.
48:00 <Doodle> i have
48:00 <Ori> true
48:00 <Ori> my gosh
48:00 <Doodle> i loved it, i want to go back 
48:00 <Ori> my feeling is hurt
48:00 <Ori> im soz
48:00 <Skirmish> I went in 93. I haven't wanted to go back. 
49:00 <Doodle> i went in 2010
49:00 <Ori> im soz you saw Encino Man and found yoself ur own cave-girl
49:00 <Ori> <3
49:00 <Doodle> they have computers now
49:00 <ness> im not going to Kuta
49:00 <Doodle> i didnt stay in kuta
49:00 <ness> any suggestions on where to go
49:00 <Ori> im soz you couldnt get close to my friends
49:00 <Doodle> legian seminyak ubud 
49:00 <Doodle> nusa dua
49:00 <Maurice> Bless you
49:00 <ness> i have a villa for a week in seminyak, need to find something else for 3 days
49:00 <Doodle> :P
49:00 <Doodle> ubud
49:00 <Skirmish> Selamat Pagi
49:00 <Skirmish> Apa Kabar. 
50:00 <ness> i hate mossies and monkeys
50:00 <Ori> you should boog it to Mews and dig in Skirmish, some nice ashy, trashy drug fucked pussy
50:00 <Doodle> tidak terima kasih
50:00 <Ori> <3
50:00 <Doodle> sing la pis
51:00 <Doodle> go to kintamari monkey forest
51:00 <Skirmish> It's always entertaining having a guy that has never had a gf talk to you about women. 
51:00 <Maurice> I've never had a gf, can I talk to you about women?
51:00 <simba> Hahahahahahaa.
51:00 <Skirmish> You're not a guy Maurice so it doesn't apply to you. 
51:00 <Maurice> Thats a lie
51:00 <Maurice> I just tuck it in really well
51:00 <Skirmish> pics.
53:00 <stevenn> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=282327241977838
53:00 <stevenn> bwhaahaha
54:00 <Doodle> Maurice i like that you dont know what i'm talking about
54:00 <Maurice> Haha
54:00 <Maurice> I edited like .5 secs after I hit enter
54:00 <Maurice> A minute later you pipe up with my typo >.<
54:00 <simba> Hahahahahahahahaha. That joke is still hilarious stevenn.
54:00 <Doodle> kekeke
54:00 <Kynetic> sometimes i wonder if Maurice even knows what SHE is talking about
54:00 <Kynetic> :P
54:00 <Doodle> only in bed
54:00 <ShadowLurker> lol tuck back
55:00 <Picard> ffs what next, now they say sitting down will kill you
55:00 <Kynetic> well duh
55:00 <Kynetic> sitting will kill you
55:00 <Kynetic> breathing will kill you
55:00 <Kynetic> eating will kill you
55:00 <Picard> lol
55:00 <Kynetic> shitting will kill you
55:00 <Maurice> Sitting is my favourite exercise
55:00 <Picard> we are all better of dead
55:00 <Kynetic> agree.
55:00 <Doodle> you are
56:00 <Picard> Doodle we can only hope you die :P
56:00 <simba> off
56:00 <ness> Picard do you want to tuck me in
56:00 <Picard> ok ness
56:00 <Doodle> thats a terrible thing to say
56:00 <ness> oh Picard, in your dreams 
56:00 <Doodle> i hope all your potatoes have faces on them
56:00 <TheRiddler> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/947139_386191821532430_6366797296387005322_n.jpg?oh=77431b9288e736cbf68d9e297ff0de33&oe=54BD8A43&__gda__=1417948606_2f55febe48f4756d85b738e5a012e400
56:00 <Kynetic> just think ness
56:00 <Picard> lol Doodle 
57:00 <Kynetic> Picard was tucking into some ladyboys just a few weeks ago
57:00 <TheRiddler> I just made spag bol
57:00 <Doodle> loooooooooool TheRiddler
57:00 <TheRiddler> ate too
57:00 <ness> oh rank
57:00 <Kynetic> think about that while he tucks you in
57:00 <Picard> lol Kynetic stop projecting
57:00 <Doodle> radybois
57:00 <Picard> u lived at the crocodile bar
57:00 <ness> Picard are you gonna kiss me with that mouth!!
57:00 <ness> ewwww
57:00 <Picard> yes
57:00 <Kynetic> i couldnt even find the crocodile bar
57:00 <Picard> not on the lips
57:00 <Picard> you couldnt?
57:00 <Picard> wtf
57:00 <Kynetic> i was too busy having sexy with my newlywed wife
57:00 <Kynetic> sexytime
58:00 <Picard> walking up bangla from the beach it was on the left 
58:00 <Doodle> who did she get married to
58:00 <ness> kynetic newlywed and on the net
58:00 <Picard> Doodle, she upgraded to a thai lad
58:00 <Doodle> lol
58:00 <ness> 5 second sexytime?
58:00 <Doodle> oh dear
58:00 <Owen> Yeah, well, Penny and I broke up something shocking this week. Lies, dishonesty, leading on and cheating destroys a relationship.
58:00 <Doodle> penny was a whore
58:00 <Doodle> you're better off
58:00 <Doodle> also she says hai
58:00 <Picard> who is penny?
58:00 <Picard> i like whores
58:00 <Owen> I doubt it :) She's at her aunt's after i slapped her :/
59:00 <Owen> Got arrested.
59:00 <Doodle> no idea
59:00 <Owen> Spent the night in lockup.
59:00 <Doodle> you slapped her?
59:00 <Picard> u slapped a woman?
59:00 <Owen> Yes.
59:00 <Doodle> thats not right
59:00 <Picard> what type of low cunt are you?
59:00 <ness> dude
59:00 <ness> wtf
59:00 <Doodle> i hope she reverses over you
59:00 <Owen> Ok, see, none of you have been in that position. You've no fucking idea what it takes to get that far.
59:00 <Picard> fuck off and die
59:00 <ShadowLurker> you beat a woman
59:00 <simba> lol
59:00 <Doodle> lol
59:00 <ShadowLurker> ?
59:00 <Picard> be a man and walk away
59:00 <Owen> Ever had a woman completly and utterly betray you in every way possible?
59:00 <Picard> yes
59:00 <simba> every1 wants to be an internet hero
59:00 <Maurice> But did you die
59:00 <Doodle> i had a psychotic alcoholic ex who used to throw shit at me, and cheated on me
59:00 <Doodle> i never hit her
00:00 <Maurice> Should go make up for lost time Doodle
00:00 <simba> do u want a medal Doodle
00:00 <Doodle> i pinched her a few times
00:00 <simba> i can send u one
00:00 <Owen> Well, I had a loving and trustworthy girlfriend. I believed everything she said.
00:00 <Doodle> yes pls simba
00:00 <ness> throw shit at you!!! like a monkey!!
00:00 <Doodle> make it out to LEGEND
00:00 <ShadowLurker> Owen yes
00:00 <ShadowLurker> but you dont have the right to beat her
00:00 <Doodle> lol i mean like picture frames, and vases
00:00 <Owen> I didn't beat her.
00:00 <Doodle> and furniture
00:00 <Owen> But you know. Thanks for jumping to that conclusion.
00:00 <ShadowLurker> oh my bad
00:00 <Owen> I slapped her once. 
00:00 <Picard> my ex threw a bottle of scotch at me
00:00 <Maurice> I once threw socks at Cam
00:00 <ShadowLurker> "slapped"
00:00 <Doodle> all i was doing was getting high in the garage
01:00 <Maurice> That didn't have the impact I had hoped
01:00 <Picard> hit me in the nose and broke it
01:00 <ShadowLurker> she should have broken your nose
01:00 <Owen> I pulled the slap, I felt horrible once I did it. So, yeah, I never thought I would stoop that low.
01:00 <Picard> i didnt hit her
01:00 <ness> lol
01:00 <simba> lmao fucken owned Picard
01:00 <Maurice> What a waste of scotch
01:00 <Doodle> lol
01:00 <Ori> oh man
01:00 <Picard> i opened it and started drinking it, that didnt go down well lol
01:00 <Ori> the ultimate rush
01:00 <Ori> like tastin pussy with pork in it
01:00 <Ori> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GygEAcFFMVs
02:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/kKECg.jpg
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Suicidal Thoughts - Biggie (Original Version) (Apr 7, 2009) 2:54 - Category: Music - 8,677,914 views - 29,278 likes (97.1%), 867 dislikes (2.9%)
02:00 <ness> one more day!!!
02:00 <partay> TheRiddler bless
02:00 <Ori> damn ma, i love you like the lah
02:00 <Ori> ganja
02:00 <Ori> sensemilla
02:00 <Doodle> @_@
02:00 <Ori> the ultimate rush, you drugs baby!
02:00 <Ori> best song to choof to
02:00 <Ori> its bout sex n weed
02:00 <Ori> xD
02:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/3XOmN.jpg
02:00 <simba> seed
03:00 <Ori> Biggie Smalls Ultimate Rush
03:00 <Ori> xD
03:00 <Picard> TheRiddler oh my
03:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Harlem Underground Band - Smokin' Cheeba Cheeba.mp3 (5.96MB 192kbps Stereo 4:20)
03:00 <simba> Weed Band - Weed Song [Weed Album]
04:00 <Doodle> yeee luv dat 1
04:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/psCPd.jpg
05:00 <Picard> TheRiddler im starting to like u 
05:00 <Ori> previously on ready to get fried
05:00 <Ori> I pack my cheeks, stuff wid cheez and smoke my peace
05:00 <Ori> werd
05:00 <Ori> ima rappa
05:00 <Ori> famous
05:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/rd6Hs.jpg just a typical photo of picard
05:00 <TheRiddler> :p
06:00 <Skirmish> You got a paypal account Maurice? 
06:00 <Ori> ay
06:00 <Maurice> Yes
06:00 <Ori> TheRiddler
06:00 <Skirmish> I will send you $20 if you ban Ori for the rest of the night. 
06:00 <ness> nite assholes
06:00 <Ori> that's the last incarnation of Dr Who
06:00 <Ori> ;)
06:00 <simba> by ness
06:00 <Doodle> bai ness
06:00 <Ori> BYE NESS
06:00 <Ori> slag
06:00 <Kynetic> fuck paypal
06:00 <Ori> lvoe u <3
06:00 <simba> Skirmish I have paypal
07:00 <Kynetic> by the time you withdraw that shit
07:00 <Kynetic> you'll only have $3.50
07:00 <Ori> i forget who ness is
07:00 <Ori> i clicked
07:00 <Ori> n theres this huge pm convo
07:00 <Ori> im all wtf
07:00 <simba> lol
07:00 <Kynetic> i only accept bitcoin
07:00 <simba> is it all one way
07:00 <Ori> no
07:00 <Ori> we were gettin along
07:00 <Ori> lolz
07:00 <ShadowLurker> Maurice accepts headjobs and orgasms
07:00 <Ori> but since last week i forgot
07:00 <simba> thats brilliant
07:00 <Ori> hahahaha
07:00 <simba> thats fucking brilliant
07:00 <Ori> :P
08:00 <Ori> talked bout music
08:00 <Ori> lols
08:00 <Skirmish> Notice how he waited for her to leave before saying all this?
08:00 <simba> whats her favorite band
08:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/GWUMW.jpg 
08:00 <Maurice> What ShadowLurker said
08:00 <partay> TheRiddler bad
08:00 <Kynetic> ShadowLurker thats only good if youre any good at giving headjobs and orgasms
08:00 <TheRiddler> the pixalated towel
08:00 <Ori> i dunno
08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
08:00 <Ori> i dont remember this shit
08:00 <ShadowLurker> i am
08:00 <simba> the sims: towel
08:00 <Ori> oh she gone cant click
08:00 <Ori> :/
08:00 <Ori> COME BACK
09:00 <Skirmish> Just like his russian hooker BFF .... more panda lies.
09:00 <Ori> oi
09:00 <Ori> Skirmish
09:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
09:00 <Ori> dont you 
09:00 <Ori> ash laughed as fuck at that
09:00 <Ori> dont u
09:00 <ShadowLurker> laughed as fuck
09:00 <Skirmish> Yeah my imaginary friend laughs at heaps of things too.
09:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
09:00 <Ori> yes
10:00 <Ori> im sorry
10:00 <Ori> my best female friend
10:00 <Ori> is a gazillion times hotter
10:00 <simba> my imaginary cock pleasures the finest of imaginary latina BBWs
10:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/42jK6.jpg
10:00 <Ori> than your neanderthal gf
10:00 <Ori> kk
10:00 <Ori> soz bro
10:00 <TheRiddler> her tits grew on tree
10:00 <Ori> and um im soz that loren who ima bout to call, like most my female friends
10:00 <Ori> is hot as fuck too
10:00 <Skirmish> I'm sorry you are a homo and have to be friends with hot women instead of rooting them.
11:00 <Ori> im soz man i have friends that arent just interesting but sexy
11:00 <Ori> and im gonna fuck her gay mate for fun
11:00 <Ori> so pay me out for that
11:00 <Ori> :P
11:00 <simba> lol\
11:00 <Skirmish> I'd rather make fun of the fact that you carry on like Pieter. 
11:00 <Ori> ye simba i decided ill get real fucken high n do it
11:00 <Ori> xD
11:00 <simba> what do u say to that eh
11:00 <Ori> if Tom Hardy experimented
11:00 <Ori> i will
11:00 <Ori> BANE NIGGA
11:00 <TheRiddler> is ori pandas?
11:00 <simba> i could imagine you being gay
11:00 <Ori> Skirmish, i dun care
12:00 <ShadowLurker> what does the fox say
12:00 <Ori> ino
12:00 <Ori> me too
12:00 <Ori> ive questioned myself tbh
12:00 <simba> brilliant
12:00 <Ori> i love fuckin chicks
12:00 <Ori> but idc
12:00 <Skirmish> Stop giving matthew a hard time then, he could be your future boyfriend.
12:00 <simba> youre doing a beehhh
12:00 <Ori> lolz
12:00 <Ori> shh
12:00 <Ori> dont ruin my shit
12:00 <Ori> bullet proof ass.
12:00 <ShadowLurker> never go full beehhh
13:00 <simba> do you like the idea of entering a guys asshole
13:00 <simba> 4 a quick chat
13:00 <Ori> dude
13:00 <simba> exchange ideas and stories
13:00 <Ori> im bi
13:00 <Ori> fkn
13:00 <Ori> deal with that shit
13:00 <partay> bi is gay
13:00 <Ori> i will fuck a dude in the ass
13:00 <Ori> i love girls
13:00 <simba> have u ever fucked a man
13:00 <Ori> but i will butt fuck a guy neday
13:00 <Ori> yer
14:00 <Ori> i just dont do the gay shit
14:00 <Ori> like suck dick
14:00 <Skirmish> You love girls, none of them love you back, so therefore you are forced to fuck guys in the ass. 
14:00 <Ori> grotesque 
14:00 <simba> just bang a man in the ass
14:00 <ShadowLurker> has who fucked a guy
14:00 <Ori> yea bangarang
14:00 <Ori> paulie ur bi
14:00 <Maurice> Legit question
14:00 <Maurice> Where can I get drugs like Ori has
14:00 <Ori> i dunno how you coulda fucked natalie paulie
14:00 <Skirmish> Drink hand sanitiser. 
15:00 <Maurice> Ok
15:00 <simba> lol
15:00 <Ori> :/
15:00 <Ori> she all muslim now
15:00 <Ori> u fucked her up dude
15:00 <Ori> she went all islam with some boat person after your stank-butt-jeans wearin faggot ass fucked her
16:00 <Maurice> If we all stay quiet, he might break the record of most lines typed
16:00 <simba> ok
16:00 <simba> lets experiment with science
16:00 <ShadowLurker> who might
16:00 <Ori> kk i b nice
16:00 <simba> panda
16:00 <Ori> ok
16:00 <ShadowLurker> oh lol is he still carrying on like a 2 bob watch
16:00 <Ori> let's brainiac
16:00 <Ori> badscience
17:00 <Ori> gosh, i dunno why sezz is with paulie
17:00 <simba> free your mind and your ass will follow
17:00 <Maurice> Shes with him because he uses a phone book when he hits her
17:00 <Maurice> No bruises
17:00 <Ori> hey Maurice
17:00 <partay> the ol phone book trick
17:00 <Ori> the telephone book was invented in your life time
17:00 <Ori> before that when you were a kid
18:00 <Maurice> Nice fuck up
18:00 <ShadowLurker> lol Maurice
18:00 <Ori> ppl used to just send letters with dicks drawn on them
18:00 <Ori> nice stfu urself
18:00 <Picard> [16/05/2014 02:24:52] (Lo): if some one i have kissed was trannie i would nt mind
18:00 <Skirmish> Just ban him already. 
18:00 <Ori> Maurice dont get all op high and give shit to me then ban me when i give you shit back ok.
19:00 <Maurice> I'd ban you to give the rest of the channel peace
19:00 <Maurice> Have you taken your meds today?
19:00 <Ori> yer
19:00 <Maurice> Because it doesn't seem like it
19:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOL
19:00 <Ori> bleach in my eyes
19:00 <Ori> like god says
19:00 <Picard> pandis why are you ranting tonight?
19:00 <Ori> every time i touch my penis
19:00 <Picard> centrelink payment today and you are high??
19:00 <simba> ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
19:00 <Ori> i have to smack my head because it's wrong
20:00 <Ori> i get paid tomoz
20:00 <Ori> from anz
20:00 <Ori> 500 bux
20:00 <Ori> xD
20:00 <Kynetic> 500 bux?
20:00 <Ori> ye
20:00 <Ori> a week
20:00 <Kynetic> are you a janitor?
20:00 <Ori> no
20:00 <Picard> lol
20:00 <Ori> its allowance
20:00 <Picard> he is on dsp
21:00 <Ori> i think u get  lump sum on that Picard
21:00 <Ori> i got money in the bank
21:00 <Ori> you old elephant riding peanut
21:00 <Picard> lol
21:00 <Picard> u got fuck all
21:00 <ShadowLurker> lol dsp
21:00 <Maurice> Dipshit payment?
22:00 <ShadowLurker> dog shit pension
22:00 <Ori> i do
22:00 <Ori> oh yer
22:00 <Picard> lol
22:00 <Ori> i spent 360 dollars
22:00 <Ori> on clothes
22:00 <Ori> still got more to spend
22:00 <Ori> plus buy loren her bday skirt or pants wotev she decides
22:00 <Ori> Picard u fat shit i started workin at 15 
23:00 <Ori> you're pov as fuck
23:00 <Ori> you could only afford to go to thailand ffs
23:00 <Picard> and finished at 15
23:00 <Ori> and ride a fucking elephant
23:00 <Maurice> And a regular elephant
23:00 <Ori> you are.
23:00 <Picard> hahaha
23:00 <Ori> :)
24:00 <Ori> ban me whore
24:00 <Picard> i rode my wife every night does that count?
24:00 <Ori> like i give a shit right now
24:00 <Maurice> Don't speak to simba like that
24:00 <Picard> wow
24:00 <Ori> you're not even an op
24:00 <Ori> you're just sezz's friend
24:00 <Ori> that got ops
24:00 <Rak> every night this channel gives me de ja vu
24:00 <Ori> Picard may aswell have ops
24:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh Rak
24:00 <Ori> only good op is simba and stebie
24:00 <ShadowLurker> same shit diff day
24:00 <Picard> id ban u if i had ops
24:00 <Picard> kiss arse
24:00 <Rak> exactly
25:00 <Picard> u hated simba not so long ago
25:00 <Ori> never hated
25:00 <Ori> i dont hate anybody
25:00 <Rak> by good op you mean present op
25:00 <Ori> i screwed up our friendship
25:00 <Ori> there's a difference
25:00 <Picard> lol
25:00 <Ori> present op that acts like an op should Rak
25:00 <Ori> lol wot?
26:00 <Ori> yep
26:00 <ShadowLurker> BOOBIES
27:00 <Ori> :)
27:00 <Rak> werd
27:00 <Maurice> You're not an op, you just have ops
27:00 <Maurice> Solid logic
28:00 <Ori> O_o
28:00 <Ori> did you eat paint chips as  child Maurice?
30:00 <ShadowLurker> got quiet in here
30:00 <ShadowLurker> its nice
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps!
30:00 <ShadowLurker> o/
30:00 <Ori> i dont know how you hold yourself in such esteem ShadowLurker
31:00 <Skirmish> I love how when these shit birds realise they may get ban they play the "you're letting the power go to your head" card and then get back into what they were doing in the first place thinking they are safe. 
31:00 <Ori> i mean
31:00 <Ori> you were like borderline homeless
31:00 <Ori> and shit
31:00 <Mew> god I hope he rage quits soon
31:00 <Ori> all that stuff
31:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh Skirmish same shit
31:00 <Mew> do it for yeezus
31:00 <Ori> i want u guys to have a big go
31:00 <Ori> cmon
31:00 <Skirmish> A big go at what? 
31:00 <ShadowLurker> huh
32:00 <Mew> ass to ass
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <Mew> hay kake
32:00 <ShadowLurker> (_*_) (_*_)
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> why hello
32:00 <Mew> reqiuem for a cumquat
32:00 <Digerati> yo
33:00 <Mew> hey crusty
33:00 <Rak> hehehe cumquat
33:00 <ShadowLurker> cumquats a funny word
33:00 <Mew> innit
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's up with the boobs, they are a bit flat looking 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
33:00 <Rak> show us how it's done kate
33:00 <Mew> they're asses to asses
33:00 <ShadowLurker> what fake boobs
33:00 <Maurice> Fucking
33:00 <Maurice> I must pay attention to tabbing
33:00 <Mew> buttholes not nipz
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> Rak - when you flop your cock out, i may get the fun bags out
33:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
34:00 <ShadowLurker> Rak
34:00 <Rak> kate if you haven't seen my cock you're ircing wrong
34:00 <ShadowLurker> take one for the team
34:00 <Maurice> Sorry Oreo
34:00 <Maurice> Tab fail
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ rak
34:00 <Rak> hahahaha shadow
34:00 <Mew> WHAT
34:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
34:00 <simba> hahahahahaha poor Oreo
35:00 <Skirmish> You said not to PM you so now he is PM'ing me.  Thanks Maurice. 
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oreo's are pretty awesome… you can eat them if you're vegan
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> dust and oreos!
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's about fucking it!
35:00 <Maurice> You're welcome
35:00 <Picard> lol Skirmish
35:00 <Rak> but are oreos gluten free?
35:00 <ShadowLurker> ignore :)
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> VEGAN
35:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 you do the baps for penis deal ?
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> no animal products
35:00 <Mew> remember last time when he came in as that other guys nick 'o yer he said I can borrow it'
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah when I was an impish whore many years ago
36:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL mew
36:00 <Rak> gluten is not an animal product
36:00 <ShadowLurker> knuckles
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> and?
36:00 <Mew> that's the one
36:00 <simba> http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/11087978/VA_-_Hyperdub_10.3_(2014)
36:00 <ShadowLurker> tried to hide
36:00 <ShadowLurker> until his ranting gave it away
36:00 <Mew> who wants 2 wet some knuckle lads
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
36:00 <ShadowLurker> ;)
36:00 <Rak> that sounds hot, mew
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's an awesome pick up line
37:00 <ShadowLurker> knuckle shuffle on the piss pump
37:00 <Mew> hot n sticky date pudding
37:00 <Skirmish> I remember back in the day when katatonic_kate01 was a cock fiend. 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> wanna wet ya knuckles, darls *wink*
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahaha
37:00 <Picard> and now?
37:00 <Skirmish> How long have you been married now katatonic_kate01? 7 years?
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah well… let me assure you I didn't get much cock 
37:00 <simba> :(
37:00 <simba> did u have much cybersex?
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ummm good question
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i didn't do cyber
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck that
38:00 <simba> class
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
38:00 <Skirmish> lol married long enough to not remember how long it's been. 
38:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol yep!
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> 2008!
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> 4 october, 2008!
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> Japanese gardens!
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> BITCHES
38:00 <simba> Osaka !! ^_________^
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> honeymoon Paris!
39:00 <Picard> fuck me
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> bitches!
39:00 <Skirmish> 22 August 2015 for me. Finally going to allow a woman to take my name and pander to my every need for the rest of her life. 
39:00 <ShadowLurker> no
39:00 <simba> merci !! *cigarette*
39:00 <Picard> 8th oct 1994
39:00 <ShadowLurker> lol skirm
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for you skirmish! 
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> still got time to back out now!
39:00 <partay> Skirmish abort
39:00 <Maurice> 10 yrs in nov for me
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
39:00 <Skirmish> lol I know I keep telling her. 
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> 10 years !
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck!
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> how many years 2008
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> 6?
40:00 <Picard> try 20 ffs
40:00 <Skirmish> Maurice was sold as a child and was married at 13. 
40:00 <ShadowLurker> tuh
40:00 <ShadowLurker> yuh
40:00 <Maurice> This is true, I'm only 23
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
40:00 <ShadowLurker> shes currently 54
40:00 <Maurice> You eat a dick
40:00 <Picard> lol
40:00 <ShadowLurker> YOU EAT A BAG OF EM YOU SLUT
40:00 <Maurice> I WOULD IF I COULD
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
40:00 <ShadowLurker> I KNOW
40:00 <Mew> I'm 69 and no one will ever marry me
41:00 <Mew> CANTBTAMED
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <Skirmish> Pirate has no interest?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> nor can I
41:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard how long have you been married?
41:00 <Bradley> 9000 years
41:00 <Mew> neither of us do really
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> OVER 9000!
41:00 <Picard> 20 years
41:00 <simba> its been 87 years... - titanic bitch
41:00 <Mew> I joke about it but not for realz
41:00 <TokenDaRing> did she marry you because you're a Starfleet captain?
41:00 <Picard> yes
42:00 <simba> she married Picard for the land he owns out in rural victoria
42:00 <Skirmish> Mew: Has he ever looked at you with a twinkle in his eye and said, word for word, "It's ma duty to hit tha booty!"
42:00 <simba> she aims high
42:00 <Bradley> she married andy cause his belly looks lioe Buddha
42:00 <Picard> u couldnt afford to buy it off me simbi
42:00 <simba> easy
43:00 <Mew> o hay bradley
43:00 <Maurice> You're assuming he'd want it
43:00 <Mew> BRAAAAAADELY
43:00 <Picard> give me $700k and its yours
43:00 <Bradley> hello ellen
43:00 <Mew> and probably Skirmish, he has a filthy mouth 
43:00 <simba> is that it
43:00 <Skirmish> lol
43:00 <simba> not even a mil
43:00 <Mew> just the way I like it
43:00 <ShadowLurker> i bet its worth 200k
44:00 <partay> i bet it doesnt exist 
44:00 <ShadowLurker> or when they find out who owns it 15k
44:00 <Digerati> fuck i am bored
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> eat a dick?
44:00 <simba> fu*Ekcn own23d biuth
45:00 <Skirmish> I think it's time to crash out.  Hammered ... 
45:00 <Mew> asif
45:00 <Digerati> nucking futs
45:00 <ShadowLurker> roo ted
46:00 <Digerati> illuminati rule !!!
46:00 <ShadowLurker> obsolutely Mauriced
46:00 <Mew> do you mean hammered drunk or hammered hard day at work
46:00 <ShadowLurker> cunted*
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> !
46:00 <partay> mew make me  a sammach and get nude 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> added to vocab!
46:00 <Mew> boko'd
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> "cunted" noice!
46:00 <Digerati> http://www.itanimulli.com
46:00 <Picard> like u could afford $700 and u say "oh its not a mil" lol
46:00 <Skirmish> Hammered, day at work.
47:00 <Mew> I always irc in the nud
47:00 <Mew> I assumed everyone did
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah same!
47:00 <simba> a delayed, barely comprehensible reply from the dessert man
47:00 <ShadowLurker> who wears clothes here
47:00 <Mew> See
47:00 <Digerati> fuck, i had like 5 cans of coke
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
47:00 <Picard> Mew i do
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> that shit is the nectar of the black death 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> tastes like ass
47:00 <simba> male or female
48:00 <Digerati> coke can clean your engine brakes !
48:00 <Skirmish> Well I am pleased with myself. 2 x GTX 650i cards SLI'd for free.  Winrar. 
48:00 <Mew> fizzy drinks r the devil
48:00 <Digerati> i am looking forward to owning a titan card
48:00 <ShadowLurker> whats does ass actually taste like
49:00 <Skirmish> My brother gave me these two because he bought a GTX 980. 
49:00 <Mew> tangy onion
49:00 <Skirmish> Less than $700.
49:00 <Rak> coriander.  ass tastes like coriander
49:00 <simba> i was just typing tangy
49:00 <simba> lol
49:00 <Mew> I mean I've never tasted it
49:00 <Maurice> She means shes never tasted tangy onion
49:00 <Maurice> Only arse
49:00 <Rak> props
49:00 <Mew> chutup cherita
49:00 <partay> Skirmish i just bort a R9 295x
49:00 <partay> it hums
50:00 <partay> not literally
50:00 <Skirmish> I have no idea what that is. 
50:00 <Digerati> nvidia titan is the shit
50:00 <partay> asus gpu
50:00 <Skirmish> ah ok
50:00 <Rak> *bought
51:00 <simba> ive got a pentium 4 3.2ghz processor and 2 512mb stix of ram and a radeon 9600XT
51:00 <Digerati> hook titan to a xeon cpu
51:00 <partay> thanks rak
51:00 <Skirmish> moo: os: Microsoft Windows 8.1 Pro - (6.3.9600) up: 2hrs 5mins 40secs cpu: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7 CPU 950 @ 3.07GHz (x64) at 3060MHz gfx: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 650 Ti BOOST -2.00GB res: 1920x1080 32bit 60Hz ram: 2173/12286.5MB (17.69%) [||--------] hdd: C:\ 239.39GB/465.76GB D:\ 387.04GB/465.76GB F:\ 55.42GB/55.8GB net: Realtek PCIe GBE Family Controller - 0MB/s 0B In 0B Out
51:00 <Skirmish> Works well with my 4yo i7
51:00 <partay> simba welcome to 2006
51:00 <simba> 2004*
51:00 <simba> ;]
52:00 <Digerati> wish they could make single core again
52:00 <Digerati> make them into like 10ghz
52:00 <ShadowLurker> the limits of silicon has been reached
54:00 <partay> mew can atest to that
54:00 <partay> ;)
54:00 <Mew> oi
54:00 <partay> jokes
54:00 <partay> i know your mewbs are the real deal 
54:00 <Rak> hahaha
54:00 <Mew> yeh u fucken better b 
55:00 <Maurice> All 3 of them
55:00 <Rak> hawt
56:00 <ShadowLurker> tripple tit
57:00 <partay> that was a hoax wasnt tit ?
57:00 <Maurice> Apparently
58:00 <Mew> i thought it looked fake.. haaaaaaa
59:00 <Rak> it looked gross
59:00 <Rak> triple tit, not sand barring
59:00 <Mew> she looked like a bit of a cockney slag
00:00 <Maurice> Apparently her bag was taken at an airport and they found it and it had prosthetic triple boobs in it
00:00 <Rak> sif travel without triple boobs
00:00 <Rak> they make great sleeping pillows
01:00 <Mew> you can get shrinky dink ones in travel packs just add cum
01:00 <Rak> always
04:00 <Mew>  sploof
04:00 <Loof> sarp
04:00 <Picard> who?
05:00 <Bradley>  anyone seen my m8 John
06:00 <Bradley> heard he planted some belly fruit is some dirty minger
07:00 <Maurice> The fuck
07:00 <Bradley> in
08:00 <Bradley> going to be a real daddy
08:00 <Maurice> Jesus
09:00 <Bradley> yes god help them
09:00 <Picard> lol @ these crows faggots
11:00 <Picard> lol @ north, village people.... no surprise with faggot brayshaw
17:00 <simba> loof welcome
17:00 <Loof> ty
18:00 <Loof> 4:1)
19:00 <simba> have u started playing pokemon on android via ps3 controls
20:00 <Loof> what emulator is it on?
20:00 <simba> like gbc/gba
20:00 <simba> ds
22:00 <Mew> whaaaat 
22:00 <Mew> which pokemons
23:00 <simba> all of them
23:00 <simba> having a game boy color emulator on ur android phone is handy 
25:00 <Mew> I can't even think of other gameboy games cos pokemon was life
26:00 <simba> yea!!!!!!!
26:00 <simba> basically kirby donkey kong and marop
27:00 <Rak> holy fuck i love Gotham
28:00 <Rak> the tv showe
28:00 <Mew> http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2013/232/c/1/amazingn64_s_gameboy_gameboy_color_games__by_theamazingnsixtyfour-d6j0ijo.png
29:00 <Rak> needs moar boobs
29:00 <simba> that pokemon tcg on gameboy owned
29:00 <simba> kirbys dream land
32:00 <Loof> Pokemon Red, Blue, Yellow, Gold, Silver, Crystal, Pinball, Puzzle Challenge, Trading Card Game, Leaf Green, Fire Red, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Mystery Dungeon Red, Pinball Ruby and Sapphire, Diamond, Pearl, Mystery Dungeon Blue, Dash, Trozei, Ranger.
33:00 <simba> lol
33:00 <simba> well the first 6 
33:00 <simba> u should check out crystal
34:00 <simba> if you liked those old snes jap rpgs?
34:00 <Loof> yep
34:00 <simba> have you heard of final fantasy tactics
34:00 <simba> thats a good 1
36:00 <beehhh> Osaka to oslo p
37:00 <beehhh> just a fraction of the spot wan ya to explore
37:00 <simba> this film clip is crazy http://youtu.be/-bx73YFhYf0
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: With Lyric I Wanna Love You Tender - Ohjaaja - Mervi Vesal (Best MTV Dancer) -^High Audio Quality!^- (Nov 2, 2008) 3:55 - Category: Music - 19,739 views - likes (95.3%), dislikes (4.7%)
38:00 <beehhh> nice i had 3 beers and a joint
40:00 <beehhh> http://media.giphy.com/media/P8pr8wk3J6bLO/giphy.gif
42:00 <beehhh> http://thumbs1.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mpKrFw4BLVeo1XVA_QJ4GdA.jpg
43:00 <beehhh> http://www.tribecacommunity.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/VB-1.jpg
47:00 <beehhh> Was the time you would never forget......So precious indeed!
48:00 <beehhh> loof should know he grew up there
48:00 <beehhh> nudawadings
48:00 <beehhh> Echukka
49:00 <beehhh> Horshem to tailem bend
49:00 <beehhh> Grampains inbetween with habitats
49:00 <beehhh> Horsham
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