// #melbourne — 2014-09-07
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00:12:00 <static> Hello
00:18:00 <simba> Hello
00:18:00 <static> hai2u
00:18:00 <static> how r u doin hun
00:18:00 <simba> hun?
00:19:00 <simba> lol
00:19:00 <static> can i call u hun?
00:19:00 <static> I dont know you
00:19:00 <simba> its not the 70s anymore, man
00:19:00 <static> well ill call you babe
00:20:00 <static> hey babes
00:20:00 <static> im recently single and am looking for a full time girlfriend.
00:21:00 <simba> this must the the clever trolling tooheys said he was gonna do
00:21:00 <static> I have about 1 million dollar income.
00:21:00 <simba> lolol
00:21:00 <static> i will buy you the ost expensive things in the world and you will love me
00:22:00 <static> who is tooheys
00:23:00 <static> okay so this isnt a pickup place?
00:24:00 <Resool> hello everyone still up :)
00:24:00 <static> why are you on an australian irc network
00:24:00 <static> that has less than 1 thousand users
00:24:00 <static> this place is a dump
00:24:00 <simba> guten tag nuremberg!!!!!
00:24:00 <simba> piss off then static, nobody here wants to meet up with you
00:24:00 <static> yes
00:24:00 <Resool> hello simba
00:25:00 <static> Im sorry
00:25:00 <static> i said bad things about austnet
00:25:00 <static> when people mention germany i get emotional
00:25:00 <static> something happened to me.
00:25:00 <static> Bad.
00:25:00 <simba> do you follow nurenberg in football Resool
00:26:00 <Resool> i am not interested in football, but i know they are playing very bad
00:27:00 <Resool> football players are getting too much money
00:28:00 <Resool> with such a havy purse even i could not run fast :)
00:28:00 <static> my girlfriend was german.
00:28:00 <static> she cheated on me.
00:28:00 <static> and went back to germany.
00:28:00 <static> to be with him
00:28:00 <static> :'(
00:29:00 <Resool> how long did she stay in australia
00:29:00 <doctor> lol
00:29:00 <static> not long
00:29:00 <static> on a visa
00:29:00 <Resool> about 6 month
00:30:00 <static> she was a whore. sorry
00:30:00 <doctor> and you were a fool
00:30:00 <Resool> was she at least pretty
00:34:00 <Resool> moving into another country is always connected with many changes. Some times more you can stand
00:34:00 <static> she sucked my pee pee
00:35:00 <Resool> what are you complaining about you got a blowjob for free :P
00:35:00 <static> many.
00:35:00 <static> simba: why did you ban me from #cunts
00:36:00 <static> thats a cunty thing to deo
00:36:00 <static> >:\
00:36:00 <simba> i didnt
00:36:00 <static> you will
00:37:00 <simba> ....right
00:37:00 <simba> lol
00:37:00 <Resool> question if i would open a new channel would i have admin rights
00:37:00 <simba> yes
00:37:00 <simba> when u register it
00:38:00 <Resool> how do i register a channel
00:38:00 <simba> u can see all the commands at /chanop help registration
00:39:00 <Serenity> /s chanop register #channelname
00:39:00 <simba> dont be mean
00:39:00 <Serenity> im not..
00:39:00 <simba> or i will punish you
00:39:00 <static> my password is austnetsucks(another number here)
00:39:00 <static> easy to remember
00:40:00 <Serenity> 666
00:40:00 <static> like really easy
00:40:00 <static> my password is austnetsucks1
00:40:00 <static> go try it
00:40:00 <doctor> nice
00:42:00 <Resool> Simba are you betting on football :)
00:43:00 <simba> n
00:43:00 <simba> no
00:43:00 <simba> german football is just cool
00:45:00 <doctor> maurice
00:45:00 <Maurice> What
00:45:00 <doctor> greetings and salutations and of the likes
00:46:00 <Resool> hello maurice
00:47:00 <Resool> i guess we are all older then 35 years
00:47:00 <doctor> 54
00:48:00 <Resool> i did not want to know your age, it is just that we are to old for disco
00:49:00 <doctor> ah yes, i get ya
00:50:00 <Resool> last time i went into a disco, young teenagers were staring at me, as if they wanted to say
00:50:00 <Resool> "now the old come here to die"
00:51:00 <doctor> lol
00:54:00 <doctor> turns out the old out numbers the young by 2:1, so if we can only drop dead where ever they go that should serve as a fair warning
00:55:00 <static> im bored
00:55:00 <Resool> discotheque's for people of our age do have a attached funeral service
00:55:00 <Resool> static why don't you go out in a pub to meet real people
00:55:00 <static> LOL
00:56:00 <static> meet people at a pub
00:56:00 <static> going to find good quality people there
00:56:00 <static> I like simba.
00:56:00 <Resool> or join a Bingo club and meet people of your age :P
00:56:00 <static> im 89
00:56:00 <static> they dont let me drive
00:58:00 <Resool> they should not let me driver neither, but they do not know that
00:59:00 <simbar> ok im realllllly bored now
00:59:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
00:59:00 <doctor> i suppose you should get used to it
01:01:00 <Resool> take drugs, it will change situation but they making you indifferent
01:01:00 <simbar> simba is asking all the chanops to ban me from the channels she has no access to
01:02:00 <simbar> arent you simba ?
01:03:00 <Resool> bye
01:03:00 <doctor> bye
01:09:00 <Serenity> i might dl the bill
01:09:00 <Thoth> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t31.0-8/10494496_10152327219512005_1059210354126315115_o.jpg
01:09:00 <Maurice> Get the thin blue line
01:10:00 <tooheys> why watch the bill if australia is so much better than england then surely australia has better tv shows to offer
01:10:00 <tooheys> oh wait...
01:11:00 <Bastardly_One> the bill has too many seasons
01:11:00 <Thoth> and no real storyline
01:11:00 <Bastardly_One> and thin blue line has a storyline
01:11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah true
01:11:00 <Bastardly_One> they just go out and do police stuff
01:12:00 <Bastardly_One> with the occassion mental issue of a cop or two
01:12:00 <Thoth> English police stuff.
01:12:00 <Serenity> i didnt say australia was better
01:12:00 <Serenity> you were the one fucking on about countries being shit
01:13:00 <Thoth> 01:10 <@Serenity> australia was better
01:13:00 <Thoth> yes you did
01:13:00 <Serenity> Thoth either go back to being normal or piss the fuck off
01:13:00 <Serenity> you've turned into a fucking prat
01:14:00 <Thoth> I was normal?
01:14:00 <Maurice> For the first 4 hours after you joined, yes
01:14:00 <Maurice> You weren't one of these rehab needing, bipolar fucktards
01:15:00 <Thoth> One of them eh?
01:16:00 <Serenity> if he tried any harder he'd turn into Saemon
01:17:00 <Maurice> Imagine two of them :/
01:20:00 <Bastardly_One> Thoth is just a more random/obnoxious rambler
01:20:00 <Bastardly_One> Simple Simon is just ...
01:20:00 <Bastardly_One> first sentence needs more taken out
01:21:00 <Serenity> god it just gets worse
01:23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:23:00 <Bastardly_One> not your night?
01:24:00 <Serenity> i should have just gone to bed instead of coming here
01:24:00 <Maurice> I should have braved it out with the mil
01:24:00 <damio> srenty let's go on skype
01:25:00 <Serenity> id rather sit on a cactus than go on skype with you ya weasle
01:25:00 <damio> c'mon srenty
01:25:00 <Bastardly_One> can I see that on skype?
01:26:00 <Serenity> lol.
01:26:00 <Bastardly_One> that Sherm guy and I are having an old people reunion
01:26:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna get someone to invite Gabby
01:26:00 <damio> sounds appropriate
01:27:00 <Bastardly_One> so it feels like more people will be there
01:27:00 <damio> ohh
01:27:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
01:27:00 <damio> if gabbie's going
01:27:00 <Bastardly_One> just a few of us grabbing a drink and a bite to eat in the city
01:28:00 <Bastardly_One> sometime soon(ish)
01:28:00 <damio> where what time?
01:28:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know
01:28:00 <Bastardly_One> whenever I get off my arse and suggest it some more
01:28:00 <damio> now is an easy time
01:28:00 <damio> (to decide)
01:28:00 <Serenity> thrilling
01:28:00 <Serenity> goodnight
01:29:00 <Bastardly_One> night Serenity
01:29:00 <damio> au revoir
01:29:00 <Maurice> Byeee me choco
01:29:00 <Maurice> I might have to join you soon
01:30:00 <Saemon> bonne nuit mon amour
01:30:00 <Bastardly_One> not even this pot can cure how bored I am right now
01:31:00 <damio> tanx sertny
01:31:00 <damio> b1
01:32:00 <damio> where are you
01:32:00 <damio> you are cordially invited to st kilda
01:32:00 <Bastardly_One> Ballarat
01:32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:32:00 <damio> oh
01:32:00 <damio> right
01:32:00 <damio> i see
01:44:00 <tooheys> i might come if im welcome
01:44:00 <damio> your trout it'd so slimy
01:44:00 <tooheys> im probably not though
01:44:00 <damio> it's*
01:45:00 <mrdanger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBFVIp_4Wsg
01:45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Briggs - Bad Move (Nov 14, 2010) 4:16 - Category: Music - 29,815 - 218 likes (98.2%), 4 dislikes (1.8%)
01:49:00 <tooheys> TOOHEYS EXTRA MOTHERFUCKING DRY MOTHERFUCKERS
01:54:00 <Saemon> bogan fuck
01:54:00 <tooheys> fuck off semen u dirty cunt
01:55:00 <Bastardly_One> dear lord
01:55:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/gotye-band-the-basics-entering-australian-politics-20140904
01:56:00 <tooheys> u are more worthless than a saemon-stain on a 5 cent hookers sheets cunt
01:58:00 <Saemon> tooheys u wanna come say that to my face cunt?
01:59:00 <tooheys> any time faggot
01:59:00 <Saemon> in fact, i fucking DARE you to come say that to my face cunt
01:59:00 <Saemon> aight then
01:59:00 <tooheys> not scared of u weak cunt
01:59:00 <Saemon> tomoro 2pm in front of the first myser entrance at rundle mall
01:59:00 <tooheys> im in melbourne dickhead
01:59:00 <Saemon> i will be wearing a black bonds t-shirt
01:59:00 <Saemon> well im in adelaide cunt
01:59:00 <Saemon> you were doin the trash talkin
02:00:00 <Saemon> so u come to me n trash talk to my face cunt
02:00:00 <tooheys> u started the argument actually
02:00:00 <Saemon> no i didnt
02:00:00 <tooheys> bullshit u didnt
02:00:00 <Saemon> how did i started it?
02:00:00 <tooheys> u called me a bogan fuck for no reason
02:00:00 <Saemon> <tooheys> TOOHEYS EXTRA MOTHERFUCKING DRY MOTHERFUCKERS
02:00:00 <Saemon> that was the reason.
02:00:00 <Saemon> and you are a bogan fuck for liking that beer.
02:01:00 <Saemon> telling the truth isnt starting an arguement.
02:01:00 <Saemon> its simply a statement of fact and requires no reaction or response from the other party thats being addressed.
02:01:00 <tooheys> you're a dumb cunt for not liking it
02:02:00 <tooheys> stop putting saemon all over my screen i just cleaned it ffs
02:02:00 <Saemon> i told you already, point your wang in another direction
02:03:00 <Saemon> how tall are you mate?
02:04:00 <tooheys> 5'10
02:05:00 <Bastardly_One> simon
02:05:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
02:05:00 <Saemon> lol u midget
02:06:00 <tooheys> yeah starting to smoke at 13 wasnt a great idea
02:07:00 <tooheys> oh well
02:10:00 <Bastardly_One> FLASH!
02:10:00 <Bastardly_One> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
02:10:00 <tooheys> fuck ciggies are cool
02:10:00 <tooheys> how do people not smoke i dont get it
02:11:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of inhaling combustibles
02:12:00 <Bastardly_One> where is my lighter? I want this bong
02:12:00 <tooheys> from what u have been telling me u should really get a vaporiser man
02:14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I have my eye on one not matter what cheaper ones people tell me I should get
02:14:00 <Bastardly_One> but the cheapest I've seen it is $160
02:14:00 <Bastardly_One> I just need to stop
02:14:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm not like TheBaron or anything
02:14:00 <Bastardly_One> in fact I've been smoking less I've noticed
02:14:00 <tooheys> y dont u drink piss instead
02:15:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to
02:15:00 <tooheys> give your lungs a chance to try and recover mate
02:15:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm old as you know
02:15:00 <Bastardly_One> have been there and done most things
02:15:00 <Bastardly_One> given them up except smoking both tobacco and green
02:16:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
02:16:00 <simba> 0,4*****LIVERPOOL FC*****5 TIMES***** 4,0 *****LIVERPOOL FC*****5 TIMES***** 0,4*****LIVERPOOL FC*****5 TIMES*****
02:16:00 <simba> 0,4 LIVERPOOL 4,0 LIVERPOOL
02:16:00 <simba> 4,0 LIVERPOOL 0,4 LIVERPOOL
02:16:00 <Bastardly_One> go red
02:16:00 <Bastardly_One> or go home
02:16:00 <Bastardly_One> the end
02:16:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I need to get tired
02:16:00 <Bastardly_One> or I am dead at 11am
02:16:00 <Bastardly_One> people are relying on me even if only online
02:16:00 <simba> theyll live
02:16:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see this before?
02:17:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean the link I put up before?
02:17:00 <simba> no
02:17:00 <Bastardly_One> about Gotye becoming a political party?
02:17:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
02:17:00 <simba> lol
02:17:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/gotye-band-the-basics-entering-australian-politics-20140904
02:17:00 <simba> yeai saw that headline somewhere
02:17:00 <Bastardly_One> sad
02:17:00 <simba> who cares about goatse
02:17:00 <simba> or politics
02:17:00 <Bastardly_One> they're trying to be midnight oil
02:18:00 <simba> who
02:18:00 <tooheys> lol 5 times isnt that great
02:18:00 <simba> got yea
02:18:00 <simba> who even cares about got yea
02:18:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
02:18:00 <tooheys> i do like liverpool though, even though i dont go for them
02:18:00 <Bastardly_One> bet you barrack for Chelsea
02:18:00 <Bastardly_One> or Man City
02:18:00 <simba> <tooheys> lol 5 times isnt that great
02:18:00 <Bastardly_One> like a total cunt
02:18:00 <simba> lol
02:18:00 <tooheys> how the fuck did you know i go for chelsea
02:18:00 <simba> wtf r u talking about tooheys
02:18:00 <Bastardly_One> I know everything
02:19:00 <simba> do u know what 5 times is
02:19:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm psychic
02:19:00 <Bastardly_One> you cunts played well last week
02:19:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate that almost as much as I hate Man U
02:19:00 <simba> tooheys
02:19:00 <Bastardly_One> 4 goals by half time
02:19:00 <Bastardly_One> cunts
02:19:00 <simba> what a noob
02:20:00 <tooheys> im guessing 5 european cups coz theyve not won the premier league afaik
02:20:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what Chelsea fans should be made to watch?
02:20:00 <Bastardly_One> like over and over again?
02:20:00 <simba> im guessing
02:20:00 <Bastardly_One> guess
02:20:00 <Bastardly_One> while I find it
02:21:00 <simba> no im copying that bogan tooheys
02:21:00 <simba> i dont care about chelsea
02:21:00 <simba> or your love for them
02:21:00 <simba> wouldnt give them teh time of day tbh
02:21:00 <Bastardly_One> this
02:21:00 <Bastardly_One> over and over and over
02:21:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSy5fvpJUzo
02:21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Liverpool V Melbourne Victory 24/7/2013 You'll Never Walk Alone HQ (Jul 24, 2013) 3:20 - Category: Sports - 206,794 - 1,131 likes (97.7%), 27 dislikes (2.3%)
02:22:00 <tooheys> melbourne shittory
02:22:00 <simba> i was there
02:22:00 <Bastardly_One> 95,000 people singing the only club anthem to matter
02:22:00 <Bastardly_One> sing it to him
02:22:00 <Bastardly_One> ready
02:23:00 <Bastardly_One> Chelsea supporters will never have a moment like this ... 95,000 of them ... yeah right
02:24:00 <Saemon> manchester united all the way ftw bros
02:32:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck Queen rock
02:32:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
02:34:00 <tooheys> Bastardly_One, few other teams will enjoy the success that chelsea has had
02:35:00 <tooheys> whats more important being good or singing a song?
02:35:00 <simba> ugh
02:35:00 <simba> stop talking shit
02:36:00 <simba> you have no idea what ur talking about m7
02:36:00 <simba> chelsea have 1 euro cup and a few league titles the last decade
02:36:00 <simba> thru dirty russian money
02:36:00 <simba> before that decade
02:36:00 <simba> they were nothing
02:36:00 <simba> they are still a shitty club
02:36:00 <simba> now ur educated
02:36:00 <simba> get off the bandwagon
02:36:00 <simba> while u still can
02:37:00 <tooheys> whos first on the ladder simba?
02:37:00 <simba> sydney
02:37:00 <tooheys> lmao
02:37:00 <simba> you mean the table?
02:37:00 <simba> no idea
02:37:00 <tooheys> you know very well what i mean
02:37:00 <simba> its like match day 3
02:37:00 <simba> who is it
02:37:00 <simba> chelsea and swansea
02:37:00 <tooheys> chelsea
02:37:00 <simba> lol
02:38:00 <simba> good 1
02:38:00 <simba> u won the match day 3 title
02:38:00 <simba> i mean chelsea did
02:38:00 <simba> stop talkin shit m6
02:38:00 <tooheys> im not
02:38:00 <tooheys> if you forget about the euro cup and concentrate on the premier league which is what really matters
02:38:00 <tooheys> chelsea have been much more successful
02:39:00 <simba> mmMmM dont think so
02:39:00 <simba> lol
02:39:00 <simba> stop talkin shit pls
02:39:00 <simba> drunkies are bad news
02:39:00 <tooheys> im not saying liverpool suck, i like them
02:39:00 <tooheys> im not drunk dickhead
02:39:00 <simba> do u even know how many titles chelsea have
02:39:00 <simba> and before and after the dirty money
02:39:00 <Saemon> ric flair has 16 world titles
02:39:00 <tooheys> 3 or 4 isnt it?
02:39:00 <Saemon> the nature boy yo
02:40:00 <Saemon> WOOOOO!!!
02:40:00 <simba> 1 before the russians
02:40:00 <simba> wooo
02:40:00 <simba> then 3 dirtier than Saemons underpants
02:40:00 <simba> the 1 pair he wears
02:40:00 <simba> every day
02:40:00 <simba> compared to 18
02:40:00 <Saemon> lol i spray tea tree oil on them as antiseptic
02:40:00 <simba> good trollin drunkie
02:40:00 <tooheys> so liverpool has NEVER had any corruption whatsoever
02:41:00 <Saemon> so thats how i stop from gettin rashes n shit
02:41:00 <simba> changing topics drunkie
02:41:00 <Saemon> tinea
02:41:00 <simba> lol
02:41:00 <simba> trolling effort: -4
02:41:00 <tooheys> im not even drunk fuckhead ive had 4 beers
02:41:00 <Saemon> is the swearing and name calling really neccessary tooheys?
02:41:00 <tooheys> obviously you're too immature to handle your team being criticised
02:41:00 <tooheys> chelsea are better and you know it
02:42:00 <simba> lol
02:42:00 <simba> terrible
02:43:00 <simba> he didnt even critisize liverpool
02:43:00 <simba> lol
02:43:00 <simba> what a dumbass
02:43:00 <simba> he just said some dumb things
02:44:00 <Saemon> [02:13] <tooheys> simba's a faggot i wanna pretend to be a chick and meet up with him and kick his fucking head in
02:44:00 <Saemon> lol
02:44:00 <simba> lmao
02:44:00 <simba> is he that dense
02:45:00 <Saemon> [02:13] <Saemon> lol yeah
02:45:00 <Saemon> [02:14] <Saemon> lol how u gona do that?
02:45:00 <Saemon> [02:14] <tooheys> easy
02:45:00 <Saemon> [02:14] <tooheys> i can do anything i want
02:45:00 <simba> crazy
02:46:00 <doctor> trolling the ops
02:47:00 <doctor> ill troll you a few rounds around the ears
02:47:00 <simba> lolol
02:47:00 <Saemon> [02:15] <tooheys> plenty of friends thatll talk to him on the phone and say they want to suck his cock and shit
02:47:00 <Saemon> [02:15] <tooheys> he'll walk straight into my hands like a duck walks to water mate
02:47:00 <Saemon> [02:16] <Saemon> u really this angry at him?
02:47:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/dbbCZaI313A
02:47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Miles Davis - Black Satin (Mar 24, 2009) 5:21 - Category: Music - 78,123 - 382 likes (97.9%), 8 dislikes (2.1%)
02:48:00 <Saemon> [02:16] <tooheys> at the moment, yeah
02:48:00 <Saemon> [02:16] <Saemon> why though?
02:48:00 <Saemon> [02:16] <Saemon> cause he banned you?
02:48:00 <Saemon> [02:16] <tooheys> i just hate the cunt
02:48:00 <Saemon> [02:16] <tooheys> he's an arrogant fuckwit
02:48:00 <Saemon> [02:16] <Saemon> how well or long have you known him?
02:48:00 <Saemon> [02:17] <tooheys> he needs to be smashed back into his place
02:48:00 <simba> lol
02:48:00 <Saemon> lol
02:48:00 <simba> sounds exactly like a guy whos named after tooheys extra dry
02:49:00 <Saemon> lol true
02:49:00 <doctor> terrible drink
02:50:00 <simba> 1 of the worst
02:50:00 <simba> he wasnt banned
02:50:00 <simba> i know guys like that irl
02:50:00 <simba> dangerous meatheads
02:55:00 <Saemon> [02:20] <Saemon> bro
02:55:00 <Saemon> [02:20] <Saemon> u can rejoin
02:55:00 <Saemon> [02:20] <Saemon> u werent banned
02:55:00 <Saemon> [02:21] <Saemon> u were just kicked from the channel
02:55:00 <Saemon> [02:21] <tooheys> im not even drunk ffs
02:55:00 <Saemon> [02:22] <tooheys> those cunts can go fuck themselves
02:55:00 <Saemon> [02:22] <tooheys> but thanks for letting me know man
02:55:00 <Saemon> [02:22] <tooheys> everything i said was correct he just didnt want to hear it
03:14:00 <simba> haha
03:14:00 <simba> wtf
03:14:00 <simba> that guy is completely njuts
03:14:00 <simba> nuts
03:27:00 <Bastardly_One> "even the Devil said no, you're too stupid for hell"
04:08:00 <BlackDevil> simba
04:24:00 <BlackDevil> my vagina is dry Ana_Ng
04:25:00 <[[\a_L-i^En8D[Romeo]> hello ppls
04:25:00 <[[\a_L-i^En8D[Romeo]> -,-
04:26:00 <[[\a_L-i^En8D[Romeo]> 0`0`
04:27:00 <[[\a_L-i^En8D[Romeo]> (:
04:28:00 <[[\a_L-i^En8D[Romeo]> _________________simba had any cones today?
04:28:00 <[[\a_L-i^En8D[Romeo]> ive had like 12
04:28:00 <[[\a_L-i^En8D[Romeo]> fyijijhg9ol
04:28:00 <[[\a_L-i^En8D[Romeo]> coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
04:28:00 <[[\a_L-i^En8D[Romeo]> _________________simbaaaaaaaaaaaaa
04:29:00 <[[\a_L-i^En8D[Romeo]> why are you not here don't you wanna chat?
04:29:00 <[[\a_L-i^En8D[Romeo]> or you busy sleeping?
04:29:00 <[[\a_L-i^En8D[Romeo]> i hate sleep
04:29:00 <[[\a_L-i^En8D[Romeo]> it's as bad as homework
04:30:00 <[\]decoded_Massacre> boobsssssssssssssss
04:31:00 <[\]decoded_Massacre> simbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
04:31:00 <[\]decoded_Massacre> insomniaaaaaaaaaaaaa
04:31:00 <[\]decoded_Massacre> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
04:32:00 <ROMEO--ufo> my this is the first time in a long time to see melb# go dead
04:33:00 <ROMEO--ufo> Draconian - The Gothic Embrace (Lyrics).mp3
04:34:00 <\aaaaa_romeo-hackt> simba
04:34:00 <\aaaaa_romeo-hackt> s-i-m-b-a-
04:35:00 <\aaaaa_romeo-hackt> $imba
04:35:00 <\aaaaa_romeo-hackt> i've smoked so much weed tonight
04:36:00 <BlackDevil> i think its time to shower together
04:36:00 <ghost> ahaha
04:38:00 <ghost> ,
04:39:00 <comma> OO
04:39:00 <comma> ----------------------------------------> porn this way
04:39:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> VB
04:39:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> VB
04:39:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> VB
04:40:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> ----------------------------------------> VB this way
04:40:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> =
04:40:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> doh
04:42:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> p;op"9
04:42:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> ]]]]]]]]]]]]]
04:42:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> MORNING
04:42:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> 00LATE
04:42:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> NIGHT
04:42:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> broken keyboard
04:42:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> hackt.
04:43:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> lost keys
04:43:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> 000000
04:43:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> 333333333333333388888888888888888
04:43:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> THREE EIGHT
04:43:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> BROKEN KEYBOARD , BROKEN HEART
04:44:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> .
04:44:00 <simba> lol
04:44:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> HI SIMBA
04:44:00 <simba> sup
04:45:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> JUST SLEEPING WITH MUSIC ON
04:45:00 <simba> got a maxibon 2 smoke after 420 weed up
04:45:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> YUOU?
04:45:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> SONED
04:45:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> AYE
04:45:00 <simba> 5 mins until 420
04:45:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> *T*
04:45:00 <simba> /s/i/m/b/a/
04:45:00 <simba> /s/i/m/b/a/s/i/m/b/a/
04:46:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> SIMBA GOT ANY SEEDS?
04:46:00 <simba> s/i/m/b/a/
04:46:00 <simba> /s/i/m/b/a/
04:46:00 <simba> no
04:46:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> SIMBA LOVE
04:46:00 <simba> loof does
04:46:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> AHH
04:46:00 <simba> turn ur caps off man
04:46:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> SIMBA EVER HAD YOUR HEART BROKEN?
04:46:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> OK ok
04:47:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> fuck im so hungry simba
04:47:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> been eating everything since for ages
04:47:00 <simba> get a maxibon
04:47:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> ahh
04:47:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> and whats that?
04:48:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> ???
04:48:00 <simba> ice cream
04:48:00 <simba> whats your fav ice cream bar?
04:48:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> ahh
04:48:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> don't know
04:48:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> what's yours?
04:48:00 <simba> maxibon!!!!!!!!!!!!!
04:48:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> ahh i c
04:48:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> cool
04:48:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> does it have coffee in it?
04:49:00 <simba> nAh bRo
04:49:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> ok
04:49:00 <simba> 4:1)
04:49:00 <simba> 3420
04:49:00 <simba> 3 420
04:50:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> 3ganja plants
04:50:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> 3360
04:50:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> 3 360
04:50:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> 4
04:50:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> 44
04:50:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> 5555
04:51:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> crops out here
04:51:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> and rocks
04:51:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> and sticks
04:51:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> and stones
04:51:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> fishing line
04:51:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> ahaha
04:51:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> 323232
04:52:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> 5 5:40
04:52:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> 5 blood red
04:52:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> 5 simba
04:53:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> need a tree
04:53:00 <simba> ttt
04:53:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> steak
04:53:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> :) :)
04:53:00 <simba> say steak 3 times for steak
04:53:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> steaK
04:53:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> $teaK
04:53:00 <simba> steak
04:54:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> hehe
04:54:00 <simba> almost
04:57:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> simba do you ever watch cheers?
04:58:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> woah
04:58:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> i just blew my mind
04:58:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> simba do you ever watch cheers?
04:59:00 <damio> O.O
04:59:00 <damio> HELLO
04:59:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> hi damio
04:59:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> welcome to 3 am hell
04:59:00 <damio> hey waddup
04:59:00 <damio> o ty
04:59:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> weeed
04:59:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> and coffeeee
04:59:00 <damio> 5am here
04:59:00 <damio> shit
04:59:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> you?
04:59:00 <damio> ty
04:59:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> i c
04:59:00 <damio> oh
05:00:00 <damio> just wine but i dreank loads of water
05:00:00 <damio> ;cause hoepfully tomoorw i want to function
05:00:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> ok ok
05:00:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> damio do you get paid well?
05:00:00 <damio> yes
05:00:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> i used to
05:00:00 <damio> more than i shoud
05:00:00 <damio> you?
05:00:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> ok cool
05:00:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> um
05:00:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> what line of work are you in?
05:00:00 <damio> boss
05:00:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> ok
05:00:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> boss of?
05:01:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> i work on a farm sort of
05:01:00 <damio> ninuit noir
05:01:00 <damio> it's a hore house
05:01:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> i c
05:01:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> damio what year wine were you drinking?
05:01:00 <damio> idk my mayte bought it
05:02:00 <damio> was bad shit
05:02:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> ok
05:02:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> ahh
05:02:00 <damio> i didnt wann drink
05:02:00 <damio> but then a dik arrived
05:02:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> damio do you like kahlua or baileys?
05:02:00 <damio> baileys
05:02:00 <damio> ta
05:02:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> i sure do
05:02:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> :)
05:03:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> damio what do you like to ask people?
05:03:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> i like to know colors
05:03:00 <damio> how big r u?
05:03:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> big but small
05:03:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> small but big
05:03:00 <damio> kul
05:03:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> you?
05:03:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> :>
05:03:00 <damio> ye same
05:03:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> ok ok
05:04:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> so size matter aye
05:04:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> so size matterz aye
05:04:00 <damio> duh
05:04:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> ahaha
05:04:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> okay
05:04:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> what's your fave season of the year?
05:04:00 <damio> but if ur cutie i will pretend u r large
05:04:00 <damio> no matter what
05:04:00 <damio> every season at the start
05:04:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> ahh
05:04:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> cool
05:05:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> what kind of things interest you?
05:05:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> i like pipes
05:05:00 <damio> cawk
05:05:00 <damio> oh me too
05:05:00 <damio> (y)
05:05:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> Pipe
05:05:00 <damio> glass ones especially
05:05:00 <damio> load em wif diamonds
05:05:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> hehe
05:06:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> how big is your bedroom?
05:06:00 <damio> huffin down crystalz
05:06:00 <damio> uhh
05:06:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> i never get white dust
05:06:00 <damio> not big enough
05:06:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> ahh ok
05:06:00 <damio> i do
05:06:00 <damio> why?
05:06:00 <damio> what is it?
05:06:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> y
05:06:00 <damio> dust
05:06:00 <damio> is dust
05:07:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> cooked up meth
05:07:00 <damio> bid is bud is bud
05:07:00 <damio> u know
05:07:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> cooked up on a bbq
05:07:00 <damio> cooked up meth on a bbq?
05:07:00 <damio> u dreamin moite
05:07:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> yeah
05:07:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> i know
05:07:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> right
05:07:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> dreaming lots these days though
05:07:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> you also?
05:07:00 <damio> yeah :)
05:07:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> cool
05:08:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> hehe
05:09:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> mmm
05:11:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> 7super nintendo pornography
05:11:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> 5super nintendo pornography
05:11:00 <\h\a\c\k\t\> 2super nintendo pornography
05:12:00 <damio> tra
05:12:00 <damio> LA
05:12:00 <damio> la
05:12:00 <damio> lo
06:07:00 <romeo> or gasm
06:07:00 <romeo> +
06:08:00 <romeo> any music requests?
06:08:00 <romeo> +
06:09:00 <romeo> walk right in ride on time ride on time cause your right on time ride on time
06:09:00 <romeo> 88\\77--44}}}]]]]88**77^^++===
06:10:00 <romeo> <\h\a\c\k\t\> super nintendo pornography
06:10:00 <romeo> simba how can you sleep with me making all this noise?
06:11:00 <romeo> re gasm
06:11:00 <romeo> ex gasm
06:12:00 <romeo> chasm
06:12:00 <romeo> shifty
06:12:00 <romeo> clock on the wall
06:12:00 <romeo> no doubt
06:12:00 <romeo> maintain
06:13:00 <romeo> 0 maintain
06:13:00 <romeo> 1 maintain
06:13:00 <romeo> space
06:13:00 <romeo> maintain
06:13:00 <romeo> coffee
06:14:00 <romeo> sugar
06:14:00 <romeo> sleep
06:15:00 <romeo> 86 victory shall be mine
06:15:00 <romeo> sugar
06:15:00 <romeo> maintain
06:15:00 <romeo> coffee
06:15:00 <romeo> sleep
06:16:00 <romeo> 1a place for my head
06:16:00 <romeo> 2a place for my head
06:17:00 <romeo> 3 a place for my head
09:35:00 <Skirmish> [23:24] <@Kynetic> pre wedding night family dinner.. getting married tomorrow.. so another feast to be had.. <------------ Congrats Kynetic. I wish you all the best.
09:38:00 <matrix> congrats all be it late as it is happening now. Hope it's a fantastic day.
09:38:00 <matrix> weather looks brilliant
09:54:00 <matrix> Morning gremlinz
09:57:00 <gremlinz> :/
10:36:00 <beehhh> norell is the one holding me to alife
10:38:00 <beehhh> just didnt work out me and australia
10:38:00 <beehhh> you mention the names who died for entering but not them who stayed more than a decade
10:40:00 <beehhh> funny people
10:41:00 <beehhh> http://www.9news.com.au/national/2014/09/06/09/41/government-confirms-iranian-asylum-seeker-death-after-scepticaemia
10:44:00 <beehhh> 29% populations are from overseas and 90% of applicatns are being frauddulent cases
10:46:00 <beehhh> http://newamericangazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/630x250-austrailia_piss.gif
10:49:00 <beehhh> wait till the fire cathces with ya
10:50:00 <beehhh> dont ever look for me we were not buddies
10:52:00 <beehhh> http://images.smh.com.au/2014/09/05/5735618/vd-abbott-india-selfies-408x264.jpg
11:11:00 <MrMark> hi sexies
11:35:00 <Loof> gtfo Resool fgt
11:35:00 <Loof> Restool
11:35:00 <Loof> fudge packer
11:35:00 <Resool> hello :)
11:36:00 <British^Meat> Loof a gwumpy bum :(
11:36:00 <British^Meat> Poor widdle Woof
11:44:00 <Pyro-> i want.. https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=749656565099284
11:49:00 <Thoth> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/10646813_701674533246443_4254511417564733580_n.jpg?oh=5f635a178d6e81527c75700b21f4b0cf&oe=549EB8EB&__gda__=1420096781_f479e7335417735c31c72f0d7aa49445
11:49:00 <Loof> that is so cool
11:54:00 <Crip> http://youtu.be/HMUDVMiITOU
11:54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DJ Snake & Lil Jon - Turn Down for What (Mar 13, 2014) 3:37 - Category: Music - 110,336,104 - 664,815 likes (92.4%), 54,814 dislikes (7.6%)
11:58:00 <Crip> http://youtu.be/D4j9N15eMvk
11:58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: L-FRESH The LION covers Panjabi MC and Fresh Prince Of Bel Air for Like A version (Sep 4, 2014) 4:20 - Category: Entertainment - 23,745 - likes (96.8%), dislikes (3.2%) dislikes (3.2%)
12:00:00 <Loof> sup crip
12:00:00 <Loof> awesome tunes man
12:01:00 <Crip> chillin
12:05:00 <Thoth> heh, I thought today was friday... woops
12:05:00 <Thoth> hard keeping track of what day it is when you have nowhere to be
12:06:00 <Mew> I only have one place to be today
12:06:00 <Mew> and that's the motherfuckin ice skating rink baby
12:07:00 <Thoth> ahh joy
12:07:00 <British^Meat> that'd be cool...
12:07:00 <Mew> haaaa
12:07:00 <British^Meat> thebs?
12:07:00 <Thoth> Last time I went ice skating I tripped over some 5 year old and ended up concussed... hahaha
12:07:00 <Thoth> worth it but
12:08:00 <Mew> Nah down south
12:08:00 <Loof> i'm going to do some cycling soon
12:08:00 <Loof> there will be pain
12:08:00 <British^Meat> sowf
12:08:00 <Mew> durty souf
12:09:00 <Mew> I hope I'm still good lol
12:09:00 <Thoth> Its like riding a bike
12:09:00 <Loof> roller derby?
12:10:00 <Loof> gtfo Resool, no eurotrash allowed
12:10:00 <British^Meat> yer I havent been in years
12:10:00 <British^Meat> i used to really love it
12:10:00 <Resool> Loof i love you too :)
12:10:00 <Mew> I went a while ago with some friends and it was still as enjoyable as when I used to go every week in high school
12:11:00 <Mew> I've been itching to go lately tho
12:11:00 <Mew> NEED2SK8
12:11:00 <Loof> sk8 or die
12:11:00 <Loof> loved that game
12:11:00 <Thoth> bring paint, label the ice as your own
12:11:00 <Mew> sk8lyf
12:11:00 <British^Meat> I havent been since i left the UK
12:12:00 <Bastardly_One> whoever said roller derby thanks for the reminder
12:12:00 <Mew> Omg
12:12:00 <Mew> Come down south today
12:12:00 <Loof> i'm souther :P
12:13:00 <Mew> I was born and raised in the south Loof
12:13:00 <Mew> GRITS
12:13:00 <Loof> and colard greens
12:15:00 <British^Meat> how south is south?
12:15:00 <British^Meat> i gotta stay norf
12:17:00 <Mew> pretty south lol
12:18:00 <British^Meat> furthest south ive been is mt gambier
12:20:00 <Mew> I don't even know where mt gambier is
12:20:00 <British^Meat> sowf
12:20:00 <Mew> just sowf of da sowf
12:23:00 <Loof> i dont know how you can share the same state as stinky_J mew
12:24:00 <British^Meat> lol, that guy
12:24:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlkjhJEgoUY
12:24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Justified Ancients Of Mu Mu - It's Grim Up North (Part 1) (Mar 17, 2008) 9:58 - Category: Music - 49,995 - likes (97.8%), 4 dislikes (2.2%)
12:25:00 <Bastardly_One> that's for British^Meat
12:25:00 <Bastardly_One> wait for the list of every single place up north
12:25:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think they left one out
12:26:00 <British^Meat> i dont wanna watch a 10 min vid
12:26:00 <British^Meat> can u just let me know what time this list comes up
12:27:00 <Bastardly_One> 1:30
12:27:00 <British^Meat> liar
12:27:00 <British^Meat> u tricked moi
12:31:00 <Bastardly_One> do they leave one out?
12:31:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure they do
12:32:00 <British^Meat> and i never liked that song...
12:33:00 <Bastardly_One> the single version is better
12:33:00 <Bastardly_One> and makes more sense
12:33:00 <Bastardly_One> it's all filmed in pouring rain
12:33:00 <British^Meat> remember it well i do
12:33:00 <British^Meat> KLF version i mean
12:34:00 <Bastardly_One> same band
12:34:00 <Bastardly_One> My fave is this
12:34:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYTFJvgxx5Q
12:34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Whitney Joins The Jams - The Jams (Dec 6, 2008) 7:11 - Category: Music - 24,930 - 123 likes (96.1%), dislikes (3.9%) dislikes (3.9%)
12:35:00 <Bastardly_One> man! this BDSM event is boring Me
12:35:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's partly my event
12:40:00 <Bastardly_One> this is gonna go on for hours
12:41:00 <Bastardly_One> wish someone would just text Me when I'm wanted and I could nap
12:42:00 <Maurice> Would be a long nap
12:43:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
12:43:00 <Bastardly_One> and British^Meat
12:43:00 <Bastardly_One> band humour ... http://teespring.com/midlifecrisis1969
12:43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm getting one
12:43:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, you can come have a lewk if you want
12:44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll link ya
12:44:00 <Bastardly_One> couple of scenes going on as we speak
12:45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, that's if you want
12:45:00 <Bastardly_One> otherwise no link for you!
12:49:00 <Skirmish> Just on my screen ... 25 lines of B1. 7 British^Meat. 1 Maurice.
12:49:00 <Maurice> I dont know how to c&p my burn
12:50:00 <Skirmish> c&p?
12:50:00 <Maurice> Thats quote shit
12:50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... want it or not while I can be fucked?
12:51:00 <Bastardly_One> who die made u god
12:51:00 <Maurice> No thanks im on my phone and only half paying attention
12:51:00 <Bastardly_One> great chris language skills there
12:51:00 <Maurice> I had to worst sleep, Cam was like a furnace and kept laying all over me
12:52:00 <Skirmish> B1 is going to fap to that image now.
12:53:00 <Maurice> It wasn't enjoyable
12:53:00 <Skirmish> I see your in law was in fine form last night Maurice.
12:53:00 <Maurice> I wanted to punch her
12:54:00 <British^Meat> ugh
12:55:00 <British^Meat> i gotta go to tea with one of mine tonight :/
12:55:00 <Bastardly_One> when does she goes? next Sunday yeah?
12:55:00 <Maurice> At least you get to leave after
12:55:00 <Maurice> No, next Friday
12:55:00 <Skirmish> How the fuck did The Rover get nearly 4 stars in reviews when it was by far the weirdest what the fuck movie ever.
12:55:00 <Bastardly_One> I was trying to count 10 days
12:56:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why ... it was a wtf movie
12:56:00 <bradd_pitts> when does she goes
12:56:00 <Bastardly_One> that mae it a bit better
12:56:00 <Bastardly_One> *made
12:56:00 <bradd_pitts> i'm watching the fault in our stars and crying like a gigantic baby
12:56:00 <bradd_pitts> like full on sobbing
12:56:00 <bradd_pitts> i had to pause it to open a new tissue box
12:57:00 <British^Meat> anyone seen Cloud Atlas?
12:57:00 <Skirmish> You big softie.
12:57:00 <bradd_pitts> :'(
12:57:00 <bradd_pitts> have you seen it Skirmish
12:57:00 <bradd_pitts> it's ridiculously sweet and sa d
12:57:00 <bradd_pitts> i'm not even halfway yet
12:57:00 <Skirmish> No, I've seen the preview and heard about from others that have.
12:58:00 <British^Meat> is it like, soppy/weird?
12:58:00 <bradd_pitts> i've been wanting to read the book for ages, i start the first chapter and then fall asleep because uni reading turns me off reading novels cos i have to do so fucking much of it
12:58:00 <Skirmish> It's a sad story British^Meat of a girl with health issues and a guy that decides to love her.
12:59:00 <British^Meat> hmmmmm
12:59:00 <bradd_pitts> decides to
12:59:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
12:59:00 <bradd_pitts> hello i decided to love you
12:59:00 <bradd_pitts> i don't think people have a choice who they fall for
12:59:00 <bradd_pitts> but yes
12:59:00 <bradd_pitts> she has cancer
12:59:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
12:59:00 <Bastardly_One> Cloud Atlas is good
12:59:00 <Bastardly_One> but not as good as the book
13:00:00 <bradd_pitts> theyre young like 17/18 and it's sad, but he's so positive
13:00:00 <bradd_pitts> i want to smoosh his face off
13:00:00 <Bastardly_One> they leave a shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitload of the book out British^Meat
13:00:00 <British^Meat> i wont be reading the book...
13:00:00 <British^Meat> i just wasnt sure if i should get the movie, coz i heard it was a bit weird/soppy
13:01:00 <British^Meat> and long
13:01:00 <bradd_pitts> who's in it British^Meat
13:01:00 <British^Meat> but i like those sorta sfx landscape sorta movies
13:01:00 <British^Meat> tom hanks and halle berries innit?
13:02:00 <British^Meat> jah, tis
13:02:00 <bradd_pitts> hehe halle berries
13:02:00 <bradd_pitts> sounds delicious
13:02:00 <Bastardly_One> long, weird in the sense the book is weird
13:02:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmm no more mushy that say
13:02:00 <Bastardly_One> Nardia
13:02:00 <Bastardly_One> *than say
13:03:00 <Skirmish> http://www.theonion.com/video/deadly-super-rainbow-tears-through-west-coast,36464/ <------ LOL the Onion.
13:03:00 <Bastardly_One> the onion are so hit and miss
13:03:00 <Bastardly_One> damn them
13:03:00 <bradd_pitts> nardia.
13:03:00 <Bastardly_One> their serious sister site the AV club is good
13:04:00 <bradd_pitts> lol Skirmish
13:04:00 <bradd_pitts> deadly rainbow.
13:04:00 <Skirmish> Nobody asked you Bastardly_One. Literally no one ever does.
13:04:00 <Bastardly_One> that fucking land in the wardrobe ... Nadia
13:04:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks
13:04:00 <bradd_pitts> narnia
13:04:00 <bradd_pitts> you fuck
13:04:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
13:04:00 <Bastardly_One> never noticed I did that twice
13:05:00 <bradd_pitts> the chronicles of NARDIA
13:05:00 <bradd_pitts> lmao
13:05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that place
13:05:00 <Bastardly_One> YES
13:05:00 <Bastardly_One> now, it's some chick Nardia
13:05:00 <Bastardly_One> and her story
13:05:00 <bradd_pitts> .
13:05:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently
13:05:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
13:05:00 <Skirmish> Your old man attempts at humour don't work here. Stop trying them.
13:05:00 <bradd_pitts> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand 10 mins is a good daily dose of irc
13:05:00 <bradd_pitts> adios
13:06:00 <bradd_pitts> btw Skirmish how did you find your first week
13:06:00 <Skirmish> Good. First module is all about learning how to be an artsy fartsy humanities student.
13:07:00 <bradd_pitts> yeah that was my first unit
13:07:00 <bradd_pitts> do you have to do 4 humanities in your degree?
13:16:00 <Bastardly_One> who is having what for lunch?
13:17:00 <Bastardly_One> I need inspiration
13:17:00 <Bastardly_One> bit late for am omlette
13:17:00 <Skirmish> Nobody is having their meal blended and in a cup so nobody can relate to you.
13:17:00 <Bastardly_One> or is it? *thinks*
13:17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ you
13:18:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I feel sorry for old people with minds still in that position
13:18:00 <Bastardly_One> must be so depressing
13:21:00 <Thoth> I'm going to cook up a sauce seasoned hamburger patty... sausage, egg & cheese on an english muffin
13:21:00 <Thoth> s/sauce/sausage
13:21:00 <Skirmish> That sounds delicious Thoth.
13:21:00 <Thoth> sounds like maccas, except its better :D
13:22:00 <Thoth> nicer ingredients, less fat
13:22:00 <Bastardly_One> yum
13:22:00 <Bastardly_One> but nuh
13:22:00 <Skirmish> I had an onion and cheese omelette. It was great.
13:22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but nuh
13:23:00 <Maurice> I want steak Kilpatrick from OBJs
13:23:00 <Bastardly_One> potato pancakes would be good too
13:23:00 <Skirmish> Still nobody has asked you B1. You never get the hint do you.
13:23:00 <Bastardly_One> just as messy as an omlette though
13:23:00 <Bastardly_One> give you a hint ... fuck up
13:23:00 <bee_girl> anyone have any opinions on wireless photo printers?
13:23:00 <Bastardly_One> this is the first and last response you'll get all day from me try hard bore
13:24:00 <Bastardly_One> how much can you spend bee_girl?
13:24:00 <Skirmish> lol try hard bore. Get some new material.
13:24:00 <bee_girl> dont wanna spend over 300 i suppose
13:24:00 <Skirmish> bee_girl: They work exactly the same as photo printers that require a cord.
13:24:00 <Bastardly_One> the HP one that is about $500 the housemate has is fucking mad
13:25:00 <Skirmish> It comes down to if you can easily run a cord to it, or you want a wireless one.
13:25:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not what she meant though
13:25:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what she means but I can't say it better either
13:26:00 <Skirmish> bee_girl: Do you want to print from wireless devices? Do you have a camera that can print directly to a printer?
13:26:00 <bee_girl> its gonna have to have a cord anyway i suppose - but i can airprint to where all the other puta stuff is - my tower backup thing and the modem and the airport base
13:26:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a certain quality too
13:26:00 <bee_girl> yeah i have all mac stuff so wireless is with all my devices
13:26:00 <Bastardly_One> I do know what you mean
13:26:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaah Mac
13:27:00 <Bastardly_One> *makes the sign of the cross*
13:27:00 <bee_girl> hey now
13:27:00 <bee_girl> i used to be a non mac girl
13:27:00 <Skirmish> bee_girl: ignore B1. He is forever pretending to know everything. You will do more harm than good taking his advice.
13:27:00 <bee_girl> but now
13:27:00 <bee_girl> i love my mac and all the other gadgets
13:27:00 <Bastardly_One> for graphic stuff
13:27:00 <Bastardly_One> like making stuff in PhotoShop and shit
13:27:00 <bee_girl> yeah
13:27:00 <Bastardly_One> they're great
13:27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll give you that
13:28:00 <Thoth> lame
13:28:00 <bee_girl> thats why i bought this one.... but i have a laptop too and some ipads and an iphone so they all work well together :)
13:28:00 <bee_girl> and they can all airprint
13:28:00 <Thoth> Telstra have been charging me for my mobile account... twice, sometimes three times, each month... instead of once a month... for several years
13:29:00 <Thoth> Apparently I'm several thousand dollars in credit
13:29:00 <bee_girl> well im gonna go to hardly normal and officworks see what i come home with
13:29:00 <Skirmish> Why would you pay it and not dispute it?
13:29:00 <Bastardly_One> :O
13:29:00 <Bastardly_One> don't do it!
13:29:00 <Skirmish> bee_girl: Enjoy :)
13:29:00 <Thoth> Automatic card payment... I never noticed until updating my cc details just then
13:29:00 <Bastardly_One> not Hardly Normal
13:30:00 <bee_girl> why not?
13:30:00 <Bastardly_One> go to Office Works though ... Hardly Normal will tell you that you need the most expensive piece of crap ever
13:30:00 <Skirmish> Again ... ignore B1. He doesn't have money to spend at shops so his opinion at shopping at them is void.
13:30:00 <bee_girl> im not stupid b1
13:30:00 <bee_girl> ill be well informed before i purchase
13:30:00 <Skirmish> He obviously thinks you are a fool that will be sucked into buying what you are told to buy.
13:30:00 <Bastardly_One> so?
13:30:00 <bee_girl> they hate shoppers like me
13:31:00 <Bastardly_One> and actually I saw DS had shit on special this week
13:31:00 <Skirmish> bee_girl: You know what you want. Ignore him and go and enjoy your shopping experience.
13:31:00 <Bastardly_One> but I dunno if that's just in Vic or not
13:31:00 <bee_girl> thanks skirmish :)
13:31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd just go everywhere but there is all ... just an opinion
13:31:00 <bee_girl> back soon!
13:31:00 <bee_girl> thats all we have - i live in a rural town
13:32:00 <Skirmish> You really like treating women like second class citizens B1. No wonder none of them are fans of you.
13:32:00 <Bastardly_One> harsh because so do I ... well, a country city
13:33:00 <Skirmish> Thoth: You are far more trusting than I am. I check every invoice before it is due in case they are trying to rort me.
13:33:00 <Thoth> I had trusted telstra to not rip me off. Bad mistake, I know
13:34:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc
13:34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes (Jul 15, 2014) 3:46 - Category: Music - 16,958,926 - 225,414 likes (98.8%), 2,626 dislikes (1.2%)
13:34:00 <Thoth> My account is marked as having an outstanding amount and if I didn't pay it just then, they were going to suspend service. Calling them of course their accounts people don't work weekends and will get back to me next week
13:35:00 <Thoth> Its okay though. They can pay me back in dick licks
13:36:00 <Bastardly_One> if they're as fucked as when I worked at PigPond
13:36:00 <Bastardly_One> you won't see that credit for ages
13:37:00 <Thoth> If they don't sort it next week I'll contact the TIO
13:37:00 <Bastardly_One> not for a week or so at least ... they used to like stalling anyway
13:37:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit
13:37:00 <Thoth> They truely are the network without equal
13:38:00 <Bastardly_One> Optus are apparently the worse
13:38:00 <Thoth> I have no idea how such a mistake can happen
13:38:00 <Bastardly_One> yet the ultimate to work for
13:38:00 <Skirmish> Thoth: Again, B1 is talking out his ass. They adjust balances immediately. It just won't show electronically for a day or two.
13:38:00 <doctor> well they pretty do much hold a monopoly
13:38:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: immediately as in, within working hours of their accounts folk
13:38:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, for what that fuckwit would know ... I worked there for like 4 yrs so ...
13:39:00 <Skirmish> Thoth: Have you tried to live chat with them? I find that is the best way so I can avoid the curry munchers.
13:39:00 <Bastardly_One> they just making you frustrated into hopefully giving up
13:39:00 <Bastardly_One> well, used to when I was there anyway
13:39:00 <Thoth> I have no idea why they demand invoices be paid on days their accounts folk aren't there
13:39:00 <Thoth> That makes no sense
13:39:00 <Bastardly_One> due date on the bill and the system is auto
13:40:00 <Skirmish> Do you get your bills sent via email Thoth?
13:40:00 <Thoth> It can automatically be a day when their accounts folk are there, too
13:40:00 <Bastardly_One> unless someone actually personally changes stuff it's auto Thoth
13:40:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: yea
13:40:00 <Thoth> except I ignore those
13:40:00 <Thoth> I only noticed cause they sent an sms
13:40:00 <Skirmish> Open up one of your bills and click the live chat link on it.
13:40:00 <Skirmish> See if that answers.
13:40:00 <Thoth> I called them already, I have an open ticket
13:41:00 <Bastardly_One> how far were you behind?
13:41:00 <Thoth> Invoice was due today
13:41:00 <Skirmish> More than 60 days if they were threatening to cancel service.
13:41:00 <Thoth> Tomorrow = suspended
13:41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh right ... really?
13:41:00 <Bastardly_One> dafaq?
13:41:00 <Bastardly_One> one day?
13:41:00 <Bastardly_One> was a legit sms for sure?
13:41:00 <Thoth> as far as I can understand, I'm not certain on that... I didn't want to risk it
13:42:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish is right though
13:42:00 <Thoth> The invoicing from their my telstra shit was legit
13:42:00 <Bastardly_One> 60 days for any company
13:42:00 <Thoth> as in, legitimately overcharging
13:42:00 <Bastardly_One> nice to see they're still complete ruthless cunts
13:43:00 <Thoth> I'd go with another carrier but their coverage is good :/
13:43:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
13:43:00 <Skirmish> Well how do you get that you are thousands of dollars in credit if they are threatening to cancel your service?
13:43:00 <Skirmish> Whalecum TheRiddler.
13:43:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: the amount is paid "monthly"
13:43:00 <Thoth> the invoices show its been paid twice or three times each month for several years
13:44:00 <Skirmish> Well it hasn't paid for the past two months then. They don't threaten to cancel service until that times has passed.
13:44:00 <Bastardly_One> and the shit should auto update
13:44:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed
13:44:00 <Skirmish> It's either a bogus sms ... or you're well behind in your payments.
13:44:00 <Thoth> Yea that'd be about right, I got my new card around then
13:44:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you better check your invoices on your credit
13:44:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaah
13:44:00 <Bastardly_One> 10/1 this is it
13:44:00 <TheRiddler> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/s526x395/10676192_334754746693176_8399403639328819442_n.jpg?oh=99df59bb8a5f3dd9d9125dc70fa36021&oe=54A8AB54&__gda__=1420064435_daff167a30f88b0afa84c7d456409847
13:44:00 <Thoth> ... bogus as in somebody hacked telstra.com ?
13:44:00 <Bastardly_One> you've not changed your details over
13:45:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet your old card details are the reason
13:45:00 <Skirmish> You sound like a victim of your own actions Thoth.
13:45:00 <Bastardly_One> so many customers would blame us
13:45:00 <Thoth> err
13:45:00 <Bastardly_One> when the dicks didn't change details
13:46:00 <Bastardly_One> what account is that from sir/madam?
13:46:00 <Bastardly_One> and when was this changed?
13:46:00 <Thoth> my own actions as in their errornous accounting?
13:46:00 <Bastardly_One> well dickhead ...
13:46:00 <Thoth> I usually don't have much time to audit my phone invoices every month like some people... sorry for that. I must be the only one
13:48:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=312977948880303
13:49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:49:00 <TheRiddler> filth
13:49:00 <Skirmish> [13:45] <+Thoth> my own actions as in their errornous accounting? <------- You are at least 2 months behind if they are going to cut your service off. You just said that you got a new CC. You obviously did not update it. You are a victim of your own actions.
13:50:00 <Skirmish> As for them billing you 2 or 3 times a month ... your own fault for not paying attention.
13:51:00 <Bastardly_One> as I said though Thoth
13:52:00 <Bastardly_One> I would check to see if you updated your card details
13:52:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds most likely now you've said that
13:52:00 <Thoth> Yea I did
13:52:00 <Bastardly_One> I never direct debit if I can avoid it
13:52:00 <Thoth> Talking about it here is like dealing with Telstra :D
13:52:00 <Thoth> HEH
13:53:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that ... asking for mistakes
13:53:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
13:53:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
14:00:00 <Thoth> 13:56 < loser> tell those ppl in melbourne to lighten up and have a heart
14:00:00 <Thoth> 13:57 < loser> and i will stop acting the way i do
14:00:00 <Thoth> 13:57 < Thoth> What am I, a relay service for dipshits?
14:00:00 <Thoth> You have been told by loser. Loser told ya'll and so forth
14:00:00 <Thoth> I'm telling you about being told
14:00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, chris
14:00:00 <Bastardly_One> tell chris B1 says stfu
14:01:00 <Thoth> 13:57 < loser> look here mate
14:01:00 <Thoth> 13:57 < loser> u tell them let chris back in
14:01:00 <Thoth> 13:57 < loser> so he is not depressed
14:01:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
14:01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
14:02:00 <Bastardly_One> I know his ip well
14:02:00 <Bastardly_One> and jus whoised loser
14:02:00 <Bastardly_One> *just
14:04:00 <Thoth> He's in #pd hoping to hate on Arabs I suppose
14:08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
14:08:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, the poor guy has ran out of places to go
14:10:00 <Thoth> I'm sure theres a psychologist who'd love to hear about his problems for $100/hr
14:10:00 <Skirmish> Chris and B1 have a lot in common. They both have no job. They both sit at home and pretend people are interested in their dribble. They both think they are pretty top shit. Makes you wonder why one is not allowed here and the other thinks he's an entitled user.
14:11:00 <Bastardly_One> Thoth, he has schitzophrenia and you've made the mistake of jut being civil to him
14:12:00 <Bastardly_One> *just being civil
14:12:00 <Bastardly_One> we all learn the hard way
14:12:00 <Thoth> I too often have issues with B1 however he's actually being alright today. So don't be a cunt
14:12:00 <Skirmish> You are going to regret doing that Thoth.
14:12:00 <Bastardly_One> translation ... he thinks I'm actually better to talk to than you most of the time so fuck up
14:13:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah Thoth ... just go silent on him
14:13:00 <Skirmish> See, now he thinks you're his pal.
14:13:00 <Bastardly_One> or you're stuck
14:13:00 <Thoth> Perhaps you two should fight for my friendship
14:13:00 <faux> Lmaooo
14:13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ you
14:14:00 <Skirmish> I'm not interested in being your friend so that won't work.
14:14:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: thats okay, I can be friends with the loser. Hi there.
14:14:00 <Skirmish> [14:12] <+Bastardly_One> translation ... he thinks I'm actually better to talk to than you most of the time so fuck up <---------------- Do not allow this statement to fool you into think that anyone else here is playing the same game.
14:15:00 <Skirmish> thinking*
14:18:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck, this event thing ... I'm surprised so many people wasted their fri night
14:18:00 <Bastardly_One> 28 people and 27 lurkers is a lot for that site
14:24:00 <Crip> https://soundcloud.com/dubstep/amp-live-penny-nickel-dime-dirt-monkey-remix-edmcom-exclusive?in=dubstep/sets/get-wubby-with-edm-com
14:27:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Crip
14:28:00 <Crip> hi man
14:28:00 <Skirmish> faux: Do you use trove?
14:28:00 <MrMark> sex
14:29:00 <FredFlinstone> drugs
14:38:00 <Skirmish> http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2001/09/14/366856.htm <--------- Just in case it comes up in a question at pub trivia.
14:39:00 <MrMark> rock and roll!
14:44:00 <MrMark> sex drugs and cock and roll
14:48:00 <FredFlinstone> thats it!
15:00:00 <MrMark> ehehehehehe
15:00:00 <MrMark> cock!!!
15:01:00 <Thoth> Meh. Trivia is for quasi-intellects
15:02:00 <TheRiddler> you're a quasi-tard
15:03:00 <Thoth> Okay.
15:04:00 <BlackDevil> lol Bastardly_One in the sun http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/the-dar-202.jpg
15:05:00 <milk> roast pom
15:15:00 <Crip> https://soundcloud.com/whatsonot/rl-grime-what-so-not-tell-me-rudebrat-refix-1
15:16:00 <Loof> that was a tease crip
15:16:00 <Loof> MORE!
15:17:00 <Crip> tonight 10pm aest
15:17:00 <Crip> https://soundcloud.com/edm/bar9-start-listening-edmcom-exclusive
15:28:00 <Crip> https://soundcloud.com/figure/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-figure-remix-free-download
15:31:00 <dung_beetle> lol
15:31:00 <dung_beetle> u dork
15:32:00 <dung_beetle> go play on the rail tracks nerd
15:40:00 <milk> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/399116_470353752997758_1950392697_n.jpg?oh=8a531914ed24367b84446295d12d8647&oe=54884F33&__gda__=1419810490_9fac30446b62dadf475a9ad6cae8a6ab
15:53:00 <Pyro-> someones getting a backhand
15:54:00 <dung_beetle> who?
15:55:00 <dung_beetle> WHO PIRATE
15:55:00 <dung_beetle> WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
15:55:00 <dung_beetle> WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
15:55:00 <dung_beetle> WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
15:57:00 <dung_beetle> WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
15:57:00 <dung_beetle> PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
15:57:00 <dung_beetle> TELLLLLLLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEE
15:57:00 <dung_beetle> WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
15:57:00 <dung_beetle> pleaseeeeeeeeeeee
15:57:00 <dung_beetle> tell meeeeeeeeeeeeee
15:58:00 <dung_beetle> why are u witholding this crucial imformation from me????????????
15:58:00 <dung_beetle> whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
15:58:00 <dung_beetle> pleaseeeeeeeeeeee
15:58:00 <dung_beetle> tell meeeeeeeeeeeeee
15:58:00 <dung_beetle> WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO??????????????????????
16:00:00 <Pyro-> was a comment on the picture
16:00:00 <dung_beetle> now u tell me?
16:01:00 <dung_beetle> after 23 minutes of mental torture!
16:01:00 <dung_beetle> how dare u!
16:01:00 <dung_beetle> howwwwwwwwwwwwww
16:01:00 <dung_beetle> how could u
16:01:00 <matrix> If you let irc torture you for 23 mins that is kind of sad
16:01:00 <dung_beetle> i live for irc
16:02:00 <matrix> Oh dear
16:02:00 <matrix> That is sad
16:02:00 <dung_beetle> have been for the last 16 years of my life
16:02:00 <dung_beetle> yes it is, but i know no better
16:02:00 <matrix> Yeah you do know better
16:03:00 <matrix> You just choose to let us think you don't
16:03:00 <dung_beetle> no im mentally incapicated
16:03:00 <matrix> No worse than I am :-)
16:04:00 <Skirmish> I feel like playing red dead redemption but I don't want to start right from the start.
16:04:00 <dung_beetle> ill play with u
16:05:00 <BlackDevil> Skirmish http://dailyoftheday.com/just-japan-japan/#more-57099
16:05:00 <dung_beetle> and never use the same word in the same sentence
16:05:00 <Bastardly_One> PS
16:05:00 <Bastardly_One> 3
16:05:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
16:05:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking enter key
16:05:00 <Bastardly_One> what mission did you get up to?
16:05:00 <Bastardly_One> and fuck off because I was thinking the same thing
16:05:00 <Skirmish> I finished it. But I have since got a new PS3 and new HDD.
16:06:00 <Bastardly_One> or restart Undead Nightmare
16:07:00 <Bastardly_One> cbf'ed doing either
16:08:00 <Bastardly_One> and GT6 corrupted itself in an update the fucking fuck
16:08:00 <Bastardly_One> so will have to reinstal that one day
16:26:00 <Doodle> Fiona the moaner
16:29:00 <MrMark> oooo
16:39:00 <matrix> Oh doodle. such a ladies man lol
16:39:00 <matrix> Those words would get you everywhere I am sure
16:44:00 <MrMark> im super bi
16:45:00 <xm> im so bi rn in rl ha ha ha
16:53:00 <MrMark> rim rim
17:37:00 <simba> agreed
17:38:00 <Rak> you would
17:53:00 <TheRon> played bowls today, what a shit of a day
17:54:00 <Rak> did you at least get really drunk?
17:54:00 <TheRon> bastards had no liqour license, we were dry
17:54:00 <Rak> i...i don't understand
17:55:00 <TheRon> the club we played wouldn't serve alcohol
17:56:00 <Rak> you should have taken your business elsewhere
17:56:00 <TheRon> i was so tempted
17:56:00 <doctor> still time left in the day, better make haste
17:57:00 <TheRon> i cracked one
17:57:00 <TheRon> how bizarre how bizarre
17:58:00 <Rak> if only there were hot hot sun
17:59:00 <TheRon> beer is a major reason why i play bowls
18:02:00 <xm> rain
18:02:00 <TheRon> dragon
18:03:00 <MrMark> beer!
18:03:00 <Rak> cognac!
18:03:00 <TheRon> VB
18:04:00 <Rak> oh deer
18:04:00 <MrMark> scotch
18:04:00 <TheRon> beer with scotch chaser
18:04:00 <MrMark> wooohoooo!
18:08:00 <Rak> hi, bee_girl
18:08:00 <Rak> my safe word is 'watermelon'
18:08:00 <bee_girl> cute!
18:09:00 <bee_girl> thats a good pickup line
18:09:00 <zaim> mine's kitchen
18:09:00 <bee_girl> havent heard that before
18:09:00 <TheRon> mine's don't
18:09:00 <bee_girl> yeah I'm with u TheRon
18:09:00 <bee_girl> and a good evening to u
18:09:00 <Rak> yeh but what happens when you accidentally use 'kitchen' during sex?
18:10:00 <bee_girl> as u do...
18:10:00 <Rak> as you do
18:10:00 <TheRon> no beer this arvo
18:10:00 <bee_girl> what u gonna do now?
18:10:00 <TheRon> no beer makes TheRon something something
18:10:00 <Rak> go crazy?
18:10:00 <Skirmish> How did you go with your shopping bee_girl?
18:10:00 <TheRon> don't mind if i do!!
18:10:00 <bee_girl> oh good!
18:11:00 <bee_girl> i got a hp from the mac shop
18:11:00 <bee_girl> 139
18:11:00 <bee_girl> does the job
18:11:00 <bee_girl> and its a scanner too
18:11:00 <TheRiddler> what if she sticks a watermelon up your arse
18:11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:11:00 <Skirmish> nice
18:11:00 <Rak> why would i want a safe word if she's doing that!?
18:11:00 <TheRiddler> I got a hp too
18:12:00 <bee_girl> then i went to office works... got some paper and lots of sharpies
18:12:00 <TheRiddler> $39
18:12:00 <bee_girl> oh
18:13:00 <bee_girl> mines a photosmart 5520
18:18:00 <Rak> i just bought a HP nas and matching switch
18:18:00 <Rak> it has a pretty blue light
18:19:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!!!
18:19:00 <Rak> no, they were extra
18:27:00 <MrMark> melb suck a noice place
18:29:00 <TheRon> beautiful day outside
18:29:00 <Nikky`> It was a lovely day
18:33:00 <Bastardly_One> it sure was ... I was stuck inside most of it though
18:33:00 <TheRon> stuck?
18:34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I had something I had to do
18:34:00 <TheRon> damn
18:39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh well ... seems like tonight is going to be boring too
18:40:00 <TheRon> i said boobs and got nothing
18:45:00 <TheRiddler> he ate his own shit
18:46:00 <TheRon> didn't bear grylls do that?
18:47:00 <bee_girl> we dont need those types around here
18:47:00 <TheRiddler> dont think so
18:47:00 <bee_girl> i think he drank his wee
18:47:00 <bee_girl> my grylls
18:47:00 <TheRiddler> he drank water from a elephant dung
18:47:00 <TheRon> people who annoy you?
18:47:00 <bee_girl> yeah them too
18:47:00 <TheRiddler> and gave himself a enema
18:49:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L03JVPaZpyc
18:49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dr Alban - Sing Hallelujah (May 4, 2007) 4:01 - Category: Music - 14,668,448 - 19,143 likes (96.8%), 624 dislikes (3.2%)
18:49:00 <Rak> also with elephant dung?
18:50:00 <MrMark> we all behaving?
18:50:00 <Matthew> South Africa strangling AUS in Harare... lol
18:50:00 <TheRon> damn
18:51:00 <TheRon> hope johnno breaks another arm
18:51:00 <Matthew> then again... this same joke of a mob lost to 10th ranked Zimbabwe the other day
18:51:00 <Matthew> so shouldn't be surprising!
18:51:00 <TheRiddler> we only care about Ashes
18:51:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl
18:51:00 <nerdygirl> hello
19:00:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
19:04:00 <TheRon> hope johnno breaks another arm10.4.
19:10:00 <TheRon> beer?
19:13:00 <Serenity> nehh
19:14:00 <simba> go da dons
19:14:00 <TheRon> go roos beat that scum
19:15:00 <simba> go da dons
19:17:00 <TheRiddler> go nth
19:17:00 <TheRon> essendon are scum
19:21:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/O3NsN.jpg
19:22:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/v3fsQ.jpg
19:23:00 <TheRiddler> lol wtf
19:24:00 <simba> go da dons
19:24:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLXomTc-P4g
19:24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Something For Kate - Genie In A Bottle (Feb 10, 2012) 3:23 - Category: Music - 3,095 - likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
19:25:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/K7FfM.jpg
19:27:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/Ed0vL.jpg
19:27:00 <TheRiddler> lol the end
19:32:00 <TheRon> go roos
19:32:00 <simba> theyre gay!!!!!!!!
19:33:00 <simba> elmination football!!!!
19:33:00 <simba> elimination
19:33:00 <TheRon> got the prison bars ready?
19:35:00 <simba> theyre ready 2 go
19:35:00 <simba> wonder what tigers are wearing
19:35:00 <simba> wat a joek
19:36:00 <simba> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bwu2pTCCEAAaEYZ.jpg:large
19:36:00 <simba> teh best afl jumper
19:36:00 <TheRon> fuck collingwood
19:37:00 <simba> fuck old collingwood forever
19:38:00 <beehhh> burp!
19:38:00 <beehhh> too much cold milk
19:39:00 <beehhh> http://www.lemnosfoods.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/milk-full.jpg
19:40:00 <TheRiddler> 1pt
19:40:00 <TheRiddler> nth now going much better
19:40:00 <beehhh> im going to work in mulu marriott hotel as a GM under aussie supervisor
19:40:00 <TheRiddler> I had vanilla shake n shake
19:40:00 <beehhh> http://www.royalmuluresort.com/mulumarriot/
19:40:00 <TheRiddler> nice
19:40:00 <TheRiddler> wait
19:41:00 <TheRiddler> thought that was bee_girl
19:41:00 <TheRiddler> gtfo bee_girl
19:41:00 <TheRiddler> err
19:41:00 <TheRiddler> gtfo beehhh
19:41:00 <TheRiddler> ffs
19:43:00 <Serenity> lol
19:43:00 <simba> lolll
19:47:00 <beehhh> :blinks
19:52:00 <doctor> close the curtains beehhh, you're letting the light in
19:52:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsUXAEzaC3Q
19:52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Michael Jackson - Bad (Oct 3, 2009) 4:20 - Category: Music - 85,865,269 - 175,587 likes (96.3%), 6,656 dislikes (3.7%)
19:56:00 <TheRiddler> booo
19:56:00 <TheRiddler> come on nth
19:57:00 <TheRon> sna joe daniher like a twig
19:59:00 <bee_girl> what the?
19:59:00 <TheRon> what?
20:01:00 <bee_girl> i heard my name
20:01:00 <TheRon> sharon?
20:03:00 <TheRiddler> yeah I thought beehhh was you talking
20:07:00 <bee_girl> ooohhh
20:07:00 <bee_girl> nopes
20:07:00 <bee_girl> it happens from time to time
20:08:00 <beehhh> see ya
20:08:00 <beehhh> bradd_pitts broke as wedding
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20:10:00 <beehhh> GM is Mr marcel from germany worked at sydney marriott for 7 years now i'll be under him as well
20:12:00 <doctor> beehhh what are you doing with yourself at the moment? still at uni?
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20:12:00 <beehhh> yep doctor, 7more units to graduate
20:12:00 <beehhh> 3 unit in this sem 1 in summer n 3 in next sem
20:12:00 <TheRon> in borneo?
20:12:00 <doctor> cool, what are you going to do after that?
20:12:00 <beehhh> curtin malaysia
20:13:00 <beehhh> i'll be working for marriott hotels
20:13:00 <beehhh> my major is tourism, hospilaity, events and marketing
20:14:00 <beehhh> gotta rest my belly just has diner ciao doctor ciao all
20:14:00 <wicked_angel> Heya
20:14:00 <doctor> you seem set, pat on the back to you
20:15:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ho7796-au8U
20:15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jackson 5 - ABC (Jul 20, 2009) 3:31 - Category: Music - 4,234,610 - 12,724 likes (98.2%), 236 dislikes (1.8%)
20:16:00 <Thoth> I swear high vis wear is bogan camoflauge
20:16:00 <Thoth> You can wear high vis and do just about anything
20:16:00 <Thoth> Particulary if you're a bogan
20:16:00 <Thoth> Close a road? No worries. Just wear high vis
20:17:00 <Thoth> Walk out the supermarket with a whole shelf of product? No worries, high vis
20:18:00 <Thoth> Steal the roadside mobile lighted sign things... high vis wear.
20:22:00 <wicked_angel> What's everyone up to tonight?
20:22:00 <wicked_angel> Hey, I'm 28/f/Melb and I wear hi vis, and I'm not a bogan!
20:22:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICnlyNUt_0o
20:22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Duran Duran - Come Undone (Mar 6, 2009) 4:21 - Category: Music - 19,103,709 - likes (98.3%), dislikes (1.7%) dislikes (1.7%)
20:22:00 <simba> Hey, I'm 28/f/Melb and I wear hi vis, and I'm not a bogan!
20:22:00 <Doodle> me too
20:23:00 <Serenity> lol was adding your asl to that statement totally necessary
20:23:00 <wicked_angel> Yeah, and doodles not a bogan
20:23:00 <wicked_angel> yes! lol\
20:23:00 <Doodle> i might be
20:23:00 <Doodle> i have a wifebeater
20:23:00 <Doodle> but no high vis vest
20:23:00 <simba> how can u avoid being a bogan in balarat
20:23:00 <Doodle> lol
20:24:00 <Rak> move?
20:24:00 <Doodle> ^
20:24:00 <simba> theyre probably good bogans tho, like authentic bogan, not the terrible half cast, half city half country bogan
20:24:00 <Doodle> lol good bogans
20:24:00 <wicked_angel> What's a half city half country bogan?
20:24:00 <Doodle> melton
20:25:00 <simba> stuck in teh middle
20:25:00 <Doodle> pollock
20:25:00 <simba> like malcolm
20:25:00 <Thoth> Good bogans? Like the bogans who built the death star and were killed by the rebel forces?
20:25:00 <TheRon> i don't own moccasins or trackie dacks
20:25:00 <Doodle> same TheRon
20:25:00 <Doodle> we fail as bogans
20:25:00 <TheRon> sorry
20:26:00 <wicked_angel> I love track pants, and every girl owns at least one pair of track pants
20:26:00 <Serenity> im pretty bogan
20:26:00 <Serenity> go me
20:26:00 <Doodle> my sister and my mum went to see icehouse last night
20:26:00 <Doodle> thats pretty bogan
20:26:00 <wicked_angel> we just don't wear them out
20:26:00 <TheRon> with roxy written across the arse
20:26:00 <Doodle> lol
20:26:00 <Serenity> i didnt know owning trackies was a bad thing
20:26:00 <Doodle> it is
20:26:00 <Doodle> bogan
20:26:00 <wicked_angel> exactly TheRon
20:26:00 <TheRiddler> pj pants
20:26:00 <Thoth> It is also law that true bogans own at least one high vis item
20:27:00 <TheRiddler> around public
20:27:00 <bee_girl> wearing them in public is way bogan
20:27:00 <wicked_angel> pfffft
20:27:00 <Loof> bullshit
20:27:00 <Loof> trackies are comfy
20:27:00 <Doodle> careful, you'll make the bogans angry
20:27:00 <Loof> lol
20:27:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5D3Nl1GZzuw
20:27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chris Isaak - Wicked Game HD (Feb 8, 2011) 4:05 - Category: Music - 8,058,838 - 42,324 likes (98.1%), 813 dislikes (1.9%)
20:27:00 <Doodle> chewn
20:27:00 <TheRon> sorry helena christensen is hot
20:28:00 <TheRiddler> wearing tights with no skirt or shorts
20:28:00 <TheRon> chris isaak did the casting himself aarently
20:28:00 <TheRiddler> bogan
20:28:00 <Doodle> unless theyre yoga pants
20:28:00 <Doodle> that is allowed
20:28:00 <Doodle> on hot women
20:28:00 <TheRiddler> unless you wear g-strings
20:28:00 <Loof> fashion nazis
20:28:00 <Doodle> i almost drove off st kilda rd the other day because of yoga pants
20:28:00 <Serenity> its also fact that those who faff on about not being bogans are usually the biggest bogans
20:29:00 <TheRiddler> so we can see the buttcheeks
20:29:00 <TheRiddler> :p
20:29:00 <Thoth> Bogan women be like, searching google for corton on bodt
20:29:00 <Thoth> Google actually knows what they mean
20:29:00 <Serenity> i dont even know what that means
20:29:00 <Doodle> me either
20:29:00 <Thoth> Showing results for cotton on body
20:29:00 <Serenity> yay you're not a bogan woman
20:30:00 <TheRiddler> uggs are the most bogan thing unless it's snowing
20:30:00 <TheRiddler> :p
20:30:00 <Doodle> lol sezz
20:30:00 <TheRiddler> in public
20:30:00 <Loof> bogan > hipster
20:30:00 <Doodle> a hipster served me the most revolting coffee yesterday
20:30:00 <Doodle> i wanted to dunk his beard in it
20:30:00 <Loof> lol
20:30:00 <Thoth> Loof: you need to append that with "m8"
20:30:00 <Serenity> i knew someone on bogan hunters
20:31:00 <Serenity> i guess that makes me bogan even more
20:31:00 <Doodle> was it your mum?
20:31:00 <Loof> release your inner bogan
20:31:00 <Serenity> yes Robert it was my mum.
20:31:00 <Doodle> ^_^
20:31:00 <TheRiddler> it was mandyjane
20:32:00 <TheRiddler> :p
20:32:00 <simba> what a cracka
20:32:00 <Doodle> speaking of bogans
20:32:00 <Doodle> hai Nikky`
20:32:00 <Nikky`> Hey Doodle :o)
20:32:00 <Doodle> hows the kenworth mudflaps going
20:32:00 <Serenity> my mum was nanna shazza
20:32:00 <TheRon> nikky` i bet you say that to all the boys
20:32:00 <Doodle> loool
20:32:00 <TheRiddler> hai Nikky`
20:32:00 <Nikky`> Of course
20:33:00 <Nikky`> Hey TheRiddler :o)
20:33:00 <TheRiddler> :p
20:33:00 <Loof> wish i had a vb commodore (and a vb) to go with my trackies :(
20:33:00 <TheRiddler> there's such a thing as a vb commodore?
20:33:00 <Doodle> i got my first ticket in a vb commodore
20:33:00 <Loof> lol
20:33:00 <Doodle> did my first donut in one too
20:33:00 <Serenity> yes..
20:33:00 <Nikky`> To this day i've never had a speeding fine
20:33:00 <TheRiddler> does it run on vbs? :p
20:33:00 <TheRon> me neither
20:33:00 <Serenity> i got a speeding fine as a learner.
20:34:00 <Doodle> Nikky` your car doesn't do the speed limit thats why
20:34:00 <TheRiddler> what do you drive?
20:34:00 <TheRiddler> running a car on beer
20:34:00 <Loof> lol
20:34:00 <Nikky`> lol hush Doodle
20:34:00 <Doodle> :P
20:34:00 <TheRiddler> just like in south america with alcohol
20:35:00 <TheRiddler> except it gets rid of shitty beer instead of alcohol that could be used to make better beer
20:35:00 <TheRiddler> or spirits
20:35:00 <Nikky`> Its getting a bit cold now
20:35:00 <Doodle> all beer is shit
20:36:00 <Serenity> lol @ the fat jokes in birds of a feather
20:36:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
20:36:00 <Serenity> why did i never noticed the nastiness in this show before
20:36:00 <Nikky`> I loved that show
20:36:00 <Serenity> i downloaded them all
20:37:00 <TheRon> one foot in the vicar, originally screened in 1973
20:37:00 <Nikky`> I used to watch it when it was on late at night
20:37:00 <TheRiddler> did Fletcher play the grandfinals of 1999 - 2001
20:37:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
20:37:00 <TheRon> in this eisode judi dench guest stars as well the same sort of charcter she usually lays
20:37:00 <Nikky`> How are you?
20:37:00 <TheRiddler> anyone?
20:37:00 <Zade> good ta and yourself?
20:38:00 <Doodle> TheRiddler: www.google.com
20:39:00 <TheRon> we are living in a material world and i am a material girl
20:39:00 <Nikky`> Yeah not too bad
20:42:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc0S9Qg9Imc
20:42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Etienne de Crécy - Hashtag My Ass (Aug 26, 2014) 2:35 - Category: Music - 28,306 - likes (99.1%), 3 dislikes (0.9%)
20:44:00 <Nikky`> Hey Snoopys_Gunship :o)
20:45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey Nikky`
20:45:00 <TheRon> simba, the fat lady singing?
20:46:00 <simba> not yet but prob
20:46:00 <simba> port just lost to norwood in the semi
20:47:00 <TheRon> drowning the sorrows?
20:47:00 <simba> play south in the prelim so we can make teh granny
20:47:00 <simba> norwood going for 3 str8 this year
20:48:00 <simba> 21 now.,.
20:49:00 <TheRon> ben browm
20:49:00 <TheRon> brown
20:49:00 <TheRiddler> nth 2nd half specialists
20:49:00 <TheRon> 15
20:52:00 <TheRon> we don't like shiteaters kind
20:53:00 <simba> fuken rooz
20:53:00 <TheRiddler> woah brown
20:53:00 <TheRiddler> BB!
20:54:00 <TheRon> what a goal
20:54:00 <TheRiddler> wish dogs took him instead of fuller
20:54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:54:00 <simba> lmao my mate is in a pic in the daily mail cos he was at the airport to see kanye west (cos hes a fag)
20:54:00 <simba> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/09/06/1409980816075_wps_46_EW8F8663_jpg.jpg
20:54:00 <TheRiddler> I think he was gone by 3rd selection tho
20:55:00 <simba> hes in the glasses and red hair at theback
20:55:00 <simba> what a photo
20:55:00 <TheRiddler> is kim kardashian in the stoller
20:55:00 <simba> kims boobs live in adelaide
20:55:00 <TheRiddler> he looks too hipster to be a kayne west fan
20:56:00 <simba> umm think about that sentence for a second
20:56:00 <simba> lol
20:56:00 <simba> what is more hipster doofus then seeing those 2 at the airport
20:57:00 <TheRiddler> go roos
20:58:00 <TheRon> fuck yeah
20:58:00 <TheRon> beat that scum
20:58:00 <Thoth> In life you just have to find somebody who loves you like Kanye loves Kanye
20:58:00 <TheRon> kim kardashian is a hobbit
20:59:00 <Doodle> dat ass doe
20:59:00 <TheRiddler> that's why I asked if she was in the stroller
20:59:00 <TheRon> she lives undergroung and is friends with gandalf
20:59:00 <Thoth> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t31.0-8/10636912_10152355326427005_3224700401287553437_o.jpg
20:59:00 <Thoth> "Okay, FIRST OF ALL. I am NOT Aquaman. I am a recovering gay fish."
21:00:00 <Thoth> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t31.0-8/10548298_10152326766377005_6711181281947862226_o.jpg
21:00:00 <Thoth> "One thing I know my girl ain't no hobbit. She might be stumpy that don't mean she a hobbit."
21:01:00 <simba> kanye west always looks like an angry unhappy dickhead in photos
21:01:00 <Doodle> eating her ass would be like strolling through the alps
21:01:00 <TheRon> carlton mid ads rule
21:01:00 <TheRon> "as i live and breathe
21:03:00 <TheRiddler> lol reported bomber
21:03:00 <TheRiddler> hai becky82
21:03:00 <becky82> Hi there (:
21:03:00 <simba> wTf RoOS
21:03:00 <TheRiddler> is 82 your age/IQ/year? :p
21:03:00 <wicked_angel> Lol
21:03:00 <becky82> *giggles* One of them!
21:03:00 <Thoth> Doodle: an ass doesn't make the woman. Have you seen her personality? I honestly couldn't bare 2 minutes of her company. Imagine trying to fuck her. Fuck that.
21:04:00 <Thoth> becky82: so what brings you to IRC on a saturday night? Fat and single?
21:05:00 <TheRiddler> ignore the trolls becky82
21:05:00 <TheRiddler> like Thoth
21:05:00 <Thoth> TheRiddler: bitches don't like small penises
21:06:00 <becky82> Huh.
21:07:00 <TheRiddler> thanks for the expert advice Thoth
21:07:00 <Nikky`> Yeah,. we bitches hate small penis men
21:07:00 <Thoth> Thats why I'm a massive cock :D
21:07:00 <TheRon> damn!
21:07:00 <Nikky`> I believe it Thoth
21:08:00 <TheRiddler> woo
21:08:00 <Thoth> I don't believe I have illustrated it
21:08:00 <TheRiddler> draw it on a A7 piece of paper
21:08:00 <Nikky`> No? oh
21:11:00 <TheRon> taking dad to geelong tomorrow for fathers day
21:11:00 <TheRon> might end u at lingy's
21:11:00 <TheRiddler> what's at geelong?
21:11:00 <Nikky`> Cool
21:11:00 <TheRon> my bro
21:11:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
21:11:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
21:11:00 <Thoth> http://imgur.com/vbEHtNC
21:12:00 <TheRiddler> nth better get up the last qtr
21:12:00 <TheRon> fathers day numnuts
21:12:00 <TheRiddler> we wont hear the end of it if dons win
21:12:00 <TheRon> 9 oints is nothing
21:13:00 <TheRon> wouldn't mind some fresh seafood tomorrow
21:13:00 <TheRiddler> tho if dons lose picard usually comes in and starts bagging them
21:14:00 <TheRiddler> thankfully he's killing elephants
21:14:00 <TheRiddler> hai Fiona
21:14:00 <Fiona> hi
21:14:00 <TheRon> fiona, scotty doesn't know
21:15:00 <TheRon> so don't tell scotty
21:16:00 <Pyro-> it's a bad day when ...... https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152296718331378
21:18:00 <TheRiddler> that has to be fake lol
21:18:00 <Thoth> Pyro-: I agree. You owe me 2 minutes of my time
21:18:00 <Pyro-> yeah probable, but still funny .. even funnier if it's not
21:18:00 <Thoth> It looks like GTA5
21:19:00 <TheRiddler> I mean a getting fliped by a car that cant even go faster than a moped
21:19:00 <simba> i watched like 5 seconds as soon as he fell it looked fake and blurry so i closed it
21:19:00 <simba> facebook links of 'funny' vids are usually fake/gay
21:20:00 <TheRon> ben brown you star
21:20:00 <TheRiddler> I hate how they use words like unbelievable and such too
21:21:00 <TheRon> who wins from here?
21:21:00 <Pyro-> i don't really give a flying fuck if you watched it or not .. it's there for anyone who cares to click
21:21:00 <TheRiddler> then there's the pram
21:22:00 <TheRiddler> would a woman really bother climbing such steps with a pram?
21:22:00 <simba> calm down Pyro-, its a chatroom, people are here to comment
21:22:00 <TheRiddler> or climbing down
21:22:00 <Pyro-> i still don't care..
21:23:00 <simba> like a 15 year old punk rocker?
21:23:00 <TheRiddler> fffs daniher
21:23:00 <simba> or like a 76 year old cynic?
21:23:00 <TheRiddler> with flowers in your hair
21:23:00 <TheRiddler> eww
21:23:00 <TheRiddler> omg
21:24:00 <simba> whipsering sweet nothings
21:24:00 <TheRiddler> someone take out daniher
21:25:00 <TheRiddler> back to 2pts
21:25:00 <TheRiddler> someone has to break
21:26:00 <TheRon> giddy u
21:26:00 <TheRiddler> tense game
21:26:00 <TheRiddler> thomas
21:26:00 <TheRon> beer up?
21:26:00 <TheRiddler> I should drink
21:27:00 <TheRiddler> damn
21:27:00 <TheRiddler> 1pt
21:27:00 <TheRiddler> amends?
21:27:00 <TheRiddler> thomas lining up again
21:28:00 <TheRiddler> goal
21:28:00 <TheRiddler> wait
21:28:00 <TheRiddler> phew
21:28:00 <simba> another dive from lindsay the ballerina
21:28:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: could you just leavie it 5 secs??
21:28:00 <simba> what a joke
21:28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:28:00 <TheRiddler> nope
21:29:00 <simba> dives so well he should play for GEELONG
21:29:00 <simba> TheRon****
21:29:00 <simba> damn u TheRiddler
21:29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:29:00 <TheRiddler> geelong ducks
21:30:00 <TheRon> only bitching because you don't have selwood
21:30:00 <simba> no bitching
21:30:00 <simba> im just saying lindsay thomas is an excellent diver
21:31:00 <simba> and would fit in at geelong fc school of diving
21:31:00 <TheRiddler> did adam selwood retire or get delisted?
21:31:00 <TheRon> adam retired
21:31:00 <TheRiddler> geelong falcons
21:31:00 <TheRiddler> school of diving
21:31:00 <TheRiddler> :p
21:31:00 <TheRon> bartel isn't a diver
21:32:00 <TheRon> he's earnt the resect to believe him
21:32:00 <TheRiddler> I'm pretty sure falcons dive to catch prey
21:32:00 <TheRiddler> or was that hawks
21:32:00 <TheRiddler> keep going roos
21:33:00 <TheRiddler> who is stienberg
21:33:00 <TheRon> bury the scum
21:33:00 <TheRiddler> sounds so weird
21:33:00 <TheRiddler> err
21:33:00 <TheRiddler> out of place
21:33:00 <simba> some big new guy he played against us
21:36:00 <simba> rYDa
21:36:00 <TheRon> fuck off scum
21:36:00 <TheRon> scum is essendon
21:40:00 <The_Baron> narf
21:40:00 <The_Baron> spoooon
21:40:00 <The_Baron> haa-haaa
21:40:00 <The_Baron> doh
21:40:00 <The_Baron> mneh
21:40:00 <The_Baron> SHAZBOT
21:41:00 <simba> p tre
21:42:00 <The_Baron> tgu94tu34
21:42:00 <The_Baron> I WIN!!
21:42:00 <The_Baron> 34tyg2]-y`#
21:42:00 <The_Baron> ]#3t4
21:42:00 <simba> The_Barons on MDMA!!!!!
21:43:00 <bee_girl> share
21:43:00 <The_Baron> hahaha actually I am
21:43:00 <The_Baron> holy fuck that was a good spot
21:44:00 <simba> PuRe xMDmAx
21:44:00 <The_Baron> actually just good tablets
21:44:00 <The_Baron> was convenient (down the road) and cheap (15 bucks)
21:44:00 <bee_girl> jellly
21:45:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IqCfxgKZd8\
21:45:00 <The_Baron> no stamp, seem chalky, was skeptical as fuck, but ye
21:45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Carolina Liar - Show Me What I'm Looking For (Video) (Dec 21, 2009) 4:04 - Category: Music - 3,677,346 - 24,363 likes (98.9%), 263 dislikes (1.1%)
21:45:00 <The_Baron> doin it's thang
21:45:00 <The_Baron> :D
21:46:00 <TheRon> it gone
21:46:00 <TheRon> no more scum
21:47:00 <simba> wdbnorf
21:47:00 <simba> wd norf
21:47:00 <TheRon> one less scum to worry about
21:47:00 <The_Baron> norf dorf warf
21:48:00 <Thoth> Just a reminder...
21:48:00 <Thoth> http://imgur.com/vbEHtNC
21:48:00 <Thoth> Mind fucked.
21:49:00 <The_Baron> that's just a terrible illustration of a very unusual penis
21:49:00 <Thoth> I'm not gay so I can't do art sorry
21:49:00 <bee_girl> ??
21:50:00 <The_Baron> you sexual orientation has no bearing on the fact you draw like a retarded three year old
21:50:00 <The_Baron> your*
21:50:00 <bee_girl> ty
21:51:00 <TheRiddler> coles donuts has gotten better recently
21:52:00 <TheRiddler> now it's geelong vs nth
21:53:00 <simba> gay
21:54:00 <TheRon> the crikcet is fucked
21:54:00 <TheRon> thats my in deth analsys
21:55:00 <Thoth> The_Baron: you pedo
21:55:00 <TheRon> proof
21:56:00 <simba> none of that newbie
21:57:00 <Serenity> has something happened to essendon
21:57:00 <TheRon> they're fucked
21:59:00 <TheRiddler> they lost sezz
21:59:00 <Serenity> ooo ic
21:59:00 <TheRiddler> to be fair
22:00:00 <TheRiddler> essendon would of got creamed by geelong
22:00:00 <TheRiddler> north stand a better chance
22:00:00 <The_Baron> http://imgur.com/Y6ZoSTN
22:01:00 <doctor> looks like you just feasted upon the guts of a recently sacrificed goat
22:01:00 <The_Baron> fuck yeh!
22:03:00 <Serenity> what are those tablets
22:03:00 <The_Baron> proper eccies
22:03:00 <Serenity> so you're gonna be off guts in about 20 mins?
22:03:00 <The_Baron> just plain unstamped, and from the tingling good loved upness, I'd say, good pingaz!!
22:03:00 <The_Baron> I already have been since friday night
22:03:00 <Serenity> oiv
22:03:00 <Serenity> oic
22:05:00 <The_Baron> heading out to the Casino later to see how long it takes for them to kick me out!
22:05:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like fun.
22:06:00 <The_Baron> eh, it's more a mate invited me out again, they heading out later, I thought why not, might as well be social
22:09:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GemKqzILV4w
22:09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars (Jun 26, 2009) 3:42 - Category: Music - 83,384,200 - 285,526 likes (98.5%), 4,415 dislikes (1.5%)
22:24:00 <The_Baron> out
22:29:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MzCLLHscMOw
22:29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Script - Breakeven (Oct 24, 2009) 4:17 - Category: Music - 36,628,622 - 176,713 likes (98.7%), 2,257 dislikes (1.3%)
22:43:00 <TheRon> baby, it's 3am i must be lonely
22:46:00 <doctor> yeah youre up late TheRon
22:46:00 <TheRon> i know
22:46:00 <TheRon> last beer
22:46:00 <doctor> yeah, that bowls club really screwed up your routine
22:47:00 <TheRon> i know
22:47:00 <TheRon> bastards
22:47:00 <doctor> they'll go bust for their treachery
22:48:00 <TheRon> there'll be a lot of fist raising
22:52:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1W2UddURXI
22:52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Mayer - No Such Thing (Oct 2, 2009) 3:50 - Category: Music - 5,226,833 - 13,065 likes (98.5%), 195 dislikes (1.5%)
22:54:00 <simba> TheRon is gangsta
22:55:00 <TheRon> i am so hard
23:18:00 <Blarp> someone killed the conversations
23:29:00 <Crip> www.tunein.radioxenu.com
23:34:00 <FredFlinstone> 😵
23:37:00 <simba> 4:1)
23:41:00 <Crip> freak that shit
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