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00:00 <Thoth> I pull out my gun
00:00 <frog> i wouldnt mind seeing a shark hang ten
00:00 <Fez> Pullon ya love gun is gay
00:00 <frog> that would be a good youtube vid
00:00 <Fez> Pullin
01:00 <Thoth> I think Cletus said its nigger huntin season
03:00 <frog> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnU4mFonxoo
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 08 Linkin Park - Figure 09 (Jun 14, 2009) 3:18 - Category: Music - 1,333,742 views - 5,193 likes (98.8%), 65 dislikes (1.2%)
04:00 <Thoth> We don't appreciate them parks in our park
04:00 <Thoth> So why don't yeewww just think about leaving alright
04:00 <frog> Ill consider you proposition and sequester a reason in a momnet
04:00 <frog> moment
04:00 <frog> until then ill leave it at that
06:00 <Thoth> We don't appreciate them moments in this here trailer park
06:00 <Thoth> So why don't yeewww just think about leaving alright
06:00 <Vagisil> FRIED TITS
06:00 <Vagisil> THIS IS WHERE MY TITS ARE
06:00 <frog> these dem dere moments are free... wassup mah nigs
07:00 <Thoth> Git yer frog legs back in that there pot
07:00 <Fez> Best palindrone ever. Tit
07:00 <Thoth> I skins ya alright
07:00 <Vagisil> racecar
07:00 <frog> d pot is on holiday it fried itself something chronic and then some ... understood my nerd dizzle
08:00 <Fez> Never odd or even
08:00 <Vagisil> tattarrattat
08:00 <Fez> Ah satan sees natasha
08:00 <frog> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ht3XGhlfYs
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pantera- Becoming (Sep 19, 2009) 3:07 - Category: Entertainment - 1,319,563 views - 5,487 likes (97.8%), 123 dislikes (2.2%)
09:00 <Fez> If i
09:00 <frog> IM BORN AGAIN 
09:00 <Vagisil> YOU CAN MAKE ME WHOLE AGAIN
09:00 <frog> \m/ WITH SNAKES EYES \m/ 
09:00 <frog> becomong godsize
10:00 <Thoth> I'm not sure I can deal with the 3 months of leave I have left :(
10:00 <Thoth> I'm so fucking bored
10:00 <Thoth> Who would've thought stargate isn't as interesting the 5th time you watch it
10:00 <frog> I THE UNLORD
10:00 <Thoth> Yea Pantera sucks too
11:00 <frog> you suck
11:00 <Thoth> We don't appreciate that there Pantera in this trailer park alright
11:00 <frog> see ive dilineated into your paradigm
11:00 <frog> now im lost
12:00 <Thoth> Well lucky for you, I have drawn a map on a peice of toilet paper I got from the pub...
12:00 <Thoth> Yours for just 3 installments of $19.95 + delivery
12:00 <frog> shit you goto pubs
12:00 <frog> i have no friends for that kind of stuff
12:00 <frog> damn
13:00 <Thoth> Its where I get my toilet paper
13:00 <frog> ahhh the luxury
13:00 <Thoth> They get the cheap waxy stuff that feels like sandpaper
13:00 <frog> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K9jBL2syJ8
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Disturbed - Asylum [Official Music Video] (Aug 17, 2010) 5:03 - Category: Music - 9,664,926 views - likes (98.7%), dislikes (1.3%) dislikes (1.3%)
14:00 <Thoth> If I wipe in just the right way it makes me imagine I'm in the navy
14:00 <frog> wow
15:00 <frog> I should find a philosophy / psychology chat your just tooo cool for my takings
15:00 <frog> your suedo intellectual envelope is just soothing
15:00 <Thoth> I can correct your spelling if you like
16:00 <frog> love you too
17:00 <Thoth> Same, much love for me
17:00 <Vagisil> picard with his bf look
17:00 <Vagisil> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10429258_10152365282328779_101838556491724235_n.jpg?oh=dd3eb8ef40b5c741bd0d46b1498c9e9d&oe=548E1BB9&__gda__=1418801897_98e3faa710e842154de33e0a48bd09b3
17:00 <horationullbuilt> you're not even a real frog
17:00 <horationullbuilt> these facades are endless
17:00 <horationullbuilt> know thyself and return
18:00 <frog> wow my tarot cards dealt me letting go
18:00 <frog> i wonder if its a mesasge or something
18:00 <doctor> do a tarot reading for me
18:00 <horationullbuilt> OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT!
18:00 <frog> if you want one you will have to goto witcheschat and ask for me
18:00 <frog> :)
19:00 <frog> ill be glad to give you one
19:00 <Thoth> hmm, that sounds like some kind of road construction forum site
19:00 <Thoth> seems dodgy
19:00 <Vagisil> Bastardly_One what the fuck
21:00 <frog> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5p9_p633xM
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Disturbed - Hell (Apr 1, 2009) 4:13 - Category: Music - 3,096,449 views - 13,167 likes (98.1%), 261 dislikes (1.9%)
21:00 <simba> lolll BlackDevil tier music
21:00 <British^Meat> Ahem
21:00 <British^Meat> excuse me
22:00 <British^Meat> is there a tech geek available?
22:00 <simba> how geeky
22:00 <British^Meat> like... somehow i d/l a RAR file
23:00 <Kynetic> no geeks here
23:00 <British^Meat> and i really dont wanna install progs just to open it...
23:00 <Kynetic> only us fish
23:00 <British^Meat> is there a windows default prog to use on win 7
23:00 <Kynetic> no.
23:00 <frog> http://www.witchesgrove.com/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=821
23:00 <Kynetic> only for zips
23:00 <frog> i write poetry
23:00 <Thoth> http://i.imgur.com/TWO588x.png
23:00 <British^Meat> i havent had to unzip a file in  years!
23:00 <Kynetic> get winrar.
23:00 <frog> see if that takes your fancy
23:00 <Fez> Winzip
23:00 <Kynetic> it'll take you 30 seconds
23:00 <Kynetic> you goddamn whinger.
23:00 <Fez> Or is that..?
23:00 <British^Meat> uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
23:00 <Fez> Iuwwo
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <simba> go to download.com and get winrar
23:00 <British^Meat> is just sooooooooooooooooo hard
24:00 <Kynetic> oinorite?
24:00 <British^Meat> all this old technology
24:00 <Fez> Get the 72 bit version
24:00 <Kynetic> may as well just have a nap instead
24:00 <Thoth> You fggts didn't even laugh at my funny picture... what kind of fggts are you? BBL, crying with Panda
24:00 <Kynetic> https://i.imgur.com/cNLoTtd.jpg
24:00 <Kynetic> its not as funny as mine
24:00 <British^Meat> lol
24:00 <British^Meat> have to agree on that one
25:00 <Vagisil> think about how shit planetary defenses would be hey
25:00 <Vagisil> space battle is just so stupid
25:00 <British^Meat> I vaulted that one
25:00 <Thoth> Okay I'll take that
25:00 <Kynetic> lol
25:00 <Vagisil> Bastardly_One[22:18] -Bastardly-One- COPS RAIDED MY DUNGEON AND STOLE MY COMPUTER
25:00 <Vagisil> [22:20] -Bastardly-One- THEY FOUND KIDDY PORN ON MY PC I AM FUCKED
25:00 <Vagisil> someone faking being b1
25:00 <British^Meat> oh shhhh
26:00 <British^Meat> that news is as ancient as he is
26:00 <Fez> Sif anyone would
26:00 <Vagisil> /w bastardly-one
26:00 <Vagisil> just realised it wasnt actually him
27:00 <Fez> I only got the first one
27:00 <Fez> Cool
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
27:00 <Kynetic> https://i.imgur.com/CswBFYU.jpg
27:00 <frog> http://www.witchesgrove.com/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=848
27:00 <frog> tell me if this rap is any good
27:00 <frog> :)
27:00 <Kynetic> i vote yes
28:00 <Fez> I dont get it
28:00 <Fez> Oh yer
28:00 <Kynetic> its ok fez
28:00 <Fez> Milk dont come in gallons!
28:00 <Fez> Silly cunts
28:00 <Vagisil> lol
28:00 <Kynetic> Merkins
29:00 <Fez> :P
29:00 <Vagisil> anna kendrick rapping on pitch perfect was ok
29:00 <British^Meat> ughhhhh i really shoulve gotten winrar already, but like, i havent
29:00 <Vagisil> no diggity
29:00 <simba> lol frog.... are you chris?
29:00 <frog> but thats doctor who rap
29:00 <frog> i mean wicke
29:00 <frog> I am not chris
29:00 <simba> you sure have posted a lot of 'raps' on this forum lol
29:00 <Thoth> I do wicked wraps too
30:00 <Thoth> Sometimes I buy them at KFC
30:00 <Thoth> Watch out mofo
30:00 <frog> cmon... the line
30:00 <simba> WitchesGrove.com
30:00 <simba> A gathering place for pagans of all traditions.
30:00 <mrdanger> lol
31:00 <frog> cos i got me time and its relative dimention in space will lock and load and throw out an ace... race you to the finish line combine any form and youll be torn from the art... run you clever boy this toy gonna kick start ya ;heart
31:00 <frog> cmon thats priceless
31:00 <mrdanger> dimention
31:00 <frog> same thing
31:00 <mrdanger> nahbruz
31:00 <frog> spelling nazi\
31:00 <simba> frog, Allah is way cooler than God
31:00 <mrdanger> allah knows all
31:00 <frog> im an atheist mate
31:00 <mrdanger> ah
31:00 <frog> :)
31:00 <frog> Pastafarian
32:00 <frog> and proud
32:00 <British^Meat> i'll probably unzip this file and it'll be in some weird ass format i'll have to d/l somink else to watch it
32:00 <simba> well i tried
32:00 <Thoth> Break it down, break it down... all you gooks be checking my chook, look... its tightly wrapped, and tops your crap... it has mayo and bbq and cheese and lettuce... the kind of shit that make fat bitches jealous
32:00 <Thoth> I'm a lyrical genius and the voice of a generation
32:00 <British^Meat> so hard being a middle class white suburban male
32:00 <simba> British^Meat if it has a password on it loL
32:00 <mrdanger> im awesome
33:00 <frog> rofl i like it thoth
33:00 <British^Meat> using it now, god, i feel like im in 1998 downloading files for my REAL player
34:00 <doctor> real player still about?
34:00 <doctor> i think i used that to view quite a bit of porn when I was a lad
34:00 <erlich> let's all watch South Park
35:00 <doctor> might actually download south park to watch
35:00 <Thoth> frog: well that makes 5 of us
35:00 <Thoth> love you guys
35:00 <frog> hey gotta have a hobby
36:00 <frog> making words fit, like mental 
36:00 <doctor> I thought it was terrible to be honest
36:00 <frog> what my doctor who rap was terrible
36:00 <frog> i should shoot you now
36:00 <Thoth> doctor: thats okay, you can still buy me a drink
36:00 <doctor> yeah what's your poison?
36:00 <slinky_J> lol man shot dead was being investigated over terrorism and recently had his passport cancelled
37:00 <mrdanger> yeah
37:00 <simba> wheres Serenity did she leave irc
37:00 <Thoth> hmm, do they have scotch malt? I tried this real nice jameson one, was 30 yrs or something
37:00 <mrdanger> one of the cops is in critical condition
37:00 <frog> shot dead is 
37:00 <slinky_J> what about the other cop?
37:00 <mrdanger> just a light stabbing i guess
37:00 <slinky_J> mm
37:00 <frog> who is shot dead is that a rapper i dont know about, like one direction or something
37:00 <slinky_J> happened upon it on abc24 just now
37:00 <doctor> could do, I've got some dusty old scotch somewhere
37:00 <frog> im still catching up, i still dont know how to define emo
38:00 <Thoth> Joshua
38:00 <mrdanger> happened at a police station in melb
38:00 <slinky_J> yeah
38:00 <Thoth> JOSHUA
38:00 <Thoth> Please, kindly
38:00 <Thoth> Shut the fuck up
38:00 <slinky_J> here it comes
38:00 <British^Meat> emo-shun-all
39:00 <frog> what is an emo
39:00 <frog> define it to me
39:00 <Thoth> define:emo
39:00 <slinky_J> a gay emu
39:00 <simba> when you write poems on pagan forums
39:00 <British^Meat> simba im guessing serentiy has the flu? and is distancing herself from irc?
39:00 <British^Meat> but then i think y wouldnt she be on more if that were the case?
39:00 <slinky_J> she's on facebook
39:00 <Thoth> simba: pagan? I thought witcheschat was about road works
39:00 <British^Meat> or she is doing an anonimity?
39:00 <frog> =simba your potent arguement may have some vallid piece, i dont thinik im strong enough to challenge it mentally
39:00 <British^Meat> installing life.exe
40:00 <British^Meat> she'll be back, they ALWAYS come back
40:00 <frog> yeah i might have to
40:00 <Bastardly_One> she's probably just had enough of these cunts
40:00 <simba> lol
40:00 <frog> focus a little here
40:00 <British^Meat> and that
40:00 <Thoth> previous version of life.exe already exists, must uninstall first. ok?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and concentrating on studies or something
40:00 <simba> frog i thought my arguemenet was okea
40:00 <slinky_J> and you too Bastardly_One
40:00 <slinky_J> if that's the case
40:00 <frog> yes 12 year old, i mean who names themselves after a lion
41:00 <frog> pffft
41:00 <slinky_J> she's far from your biggest fan.
41:00 <Thoth> Bastardly_One: well if you see her, remind her, that regarding my penis it is still offlimits cause she's saggy as fuck
41:00 <frog> but your arguement was right up there with darwinism
41:00 <British^Meat> hah, who names themself after an animal thats called kermit and married a pig?
41:00 <frog> i might go all darwinian and kill myself by swallowing poison
41:00 <British^Meat> and is whippoed by said pig
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't speak to her outside of here 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> she was on my skype
42:00 <frog> its bad pun on my real name
42:00 <frog> mark is kram backwards
42:00 <Bastardly_One> where'd I come into it anyway?
42:00 <frog> kramitdfrog
42:00 <Thoth> I thought you liked the saggies?
42:00 <British^Meat> just dropping nicks as usualt Bastardly_One
42:00 <beehhh> go to bed
42:00 <beehhh> sleep like a bbaby
43:00 <frog> and if you kram you study so kram it 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking distracting arseholes
43:00 <Bastardly_One> now I forget where I was going in this game
43:00 <frog> the point to consider one up or go down fighting
43:00 <Thoth> no, that was the weed
43:00 <simba> owned urself Bastardly_One
43:00 <Bastardly_One> which seems aimless enough as it is
44:00 <slinky_J> phoned yourself
44:00 <Bastardly_One> is if the weed
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that game slinky
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't remember finishing the open your world
44:00 <slinky_J> lols
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it reckons I did 
44:00 <Thoth> phoned?
44:00 <slinky_J> haha
44:00 <Bastardly_One> updated today
44:00 <slinky_J> nice
44:00 <Thoth> did this guy joshua say a phone number earlier today?
44:00 <slinky_J> its cheap as on ps4
44:00 <Thoth> I think it began with 0411
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I see no improvements
45:00 <slinky_J> 64 dollars i think
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that's his own number
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I have that 
45:00 <slinky_J> :P
45:00 <Thoth> Bastardly_One: he said you never call
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well the PS3 version still stutters
45:00 <slinky_J> yer i thought Thoth would go through with a prank
45:00 <slinky_J> no i didnt Thoth
45:00 <simba> is anyone here a real gamer?
45:00 <slinky_J> im a gamergirl
45:00 <frog> i have an xbox one 
45:00 <Thoth> < RogersRammingJet> i dont hear ringing..
45:00 <Bastardly_One> do you and BM wanna GTA?
46:00 <frog> playing Destiny atm
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lion boy?
46:00 <doctor> i like to play a game or two but it's a silly label
46:00 <Maurice> I've read Destiny is shit
46:00 <slinky_J> haha at what you said next Thoth
46:00 <slinky_J> was good
46:00 <simba> kant
46:00 <slinky_J> "get used to it."
46:00 <Bastardly_One> why not?
46:00 <doctor> yeah overhyped before it was even released
46:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> hiya simba it me romeo
46:00 <frog> Destiny is fricken awesome
46:00 <Maurice> Same with Watch Dogs
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Destiny just looks like any other space fps
46:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
46:00 <Maurice> All signs point to no
46:00 <frog> watch dogs is shocking
46:00 <British^Meat> destiny, watchdogs, titanfall, all lame
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and Watch_Dogs is CRAP!
46:00 <slinky_J> watch dogs is great
47:00 <frog> titanfall is wicked
47:00 <simba> hiya romeo its me simba
47:00 <slinky_J> why are you playing it Bastardly_One?
47:00 <Maurice> We have Titanfall
47:00 <Maurice> My son loves it
47:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> :)
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I like it 
47:00 <frog> im also playing Diablo 3 on one
47:00 <British^Meat> does anyone even play titanfall anymore?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's pointless
47:00 <slinky_J> why is it pointless?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm getting the new version of Diablo III tomorrow
47:00 <Bastardly_One> well, today now
47:00 <Bastardly_One> why is it pointless?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you tell me 
47:00 <slinky_J> you'd find that there's a huge watchdogs community out there
47:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking canadians
47:00 <frog> still 10:47 in perth mate
48:00 <slinky_J> so anything you guys say is moot
48:00 <Bastardly_One> can't make anything
48:00 <frog> so its still tuesday
48:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> had any coffee today simba?
48:00 <frog> dont be giving me that eastern states shit
48:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> im having one now
48:00 <slinky_J> you said that it's pointless
48:00 <British^Meat> coming from a guy who thinks COD is THE NUMBER ONE FRANCHISE EVER
48:00 <slinky_J> explain what that means
48:00 <simba> im a member of the official sony playstation 4 watchdogs gaming community, i game online on the official playstation online platform, i dedicate my time and money to sony and their latest products - i am a genuine gamer
48:00 <slinky_J> i dont think that
48:00 <slinky_J> dont put words in my mouth
48:00 <Bastardly_One> what does it sound like it means
48:00 <simba> i am ready to battle anyone in the real gamer competition
48:00 <British^Meat> so why did u say it so much?
48:00 <frog> i blow shit up cos i enjoy making holes in ppls heads.
49:00 <slinky_J> it sounds like it means nothing
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it is hack, rinse, repeat
49:00 <British^Meat> r u trying to tell me u never said that cod is THE NUMBER ONE FRANCHISE EVER
49:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> simba heard of Kara? on ps4
49:00 <Bastardly_One> at least on GTA I can have fun causing shit 
49:00 <frog> yeah well i enjoy the discovering fat ass loot onb diablo 3 but yeah
49:00 <Bastardly_One> wow, I can hack some other cunt playing too
49:00 <frog> you cant do that on diablo 3 on the consoles
49:00 <Bastardly_One> wow, I can race against them
49:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> i like games wit h guns
49:00 <slinky_J> so because you cannot go around murdering innocent people it isnt fun
49:00 <simba> i have set aside $800 for the next system and i cannot wait to buy high definition remasters of all my favorite games with the same classic controller ive grown to love since 1995. boy am i lucky to be a real gamer
49:00 <slinky_J> that's pathetic
49:00 <Bastardly_One> frog, wanna bet?
49:00 <slinky_J> it's a completely different game
50:00 <Bastardly_One> frog, on the PS3 you get that uber loot straight away
50:00 <Bastardly_One> like around level 12
50:00 <frog> you can Bastardly_One everyone just gives you the good loot and clones there gear
50:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> simba do you like street fighter 2?
50:00 <frog> you cant clone gear on the pc version
50:00 <Bastardly_One> read the reviews
50:00 <frog> you can on the consoles
50:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> i have that aye
50:00 <frog> you clone all your shit over and over
50:00 <frog> dupe it up
50:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> frog what games you got man?
50:00 <beehhh> pllp
50:00 <slinky_J> you're obsessed with gta v
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I was shocked when my gaming bible said it was so good
51:00 <slinky_J> and every gta is the same
51:00 <slinky_J> rinse repeat shit
51:00 <Bastardly_One> but I've been waiting for the DLC
51:00 <slinky_J> lol
51:00 <simba> real gamers dont play GTA
51:00 <simba> thats a game fake gamers play
51:00 <slinky_J> you say the stupidest things b1
51:00 <frog> i have Titanfall fifa14 diablo 3 reaper of souls, destiny, blackflag and that other one
51:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, GTA V changed the series for the better
51:00 <frog> watch dogs
51:00 <slinky_J> how did it change the series?
51:00 <Thoth> what other games to fake gamers play?
51:00 <slinky_J> enlighten me
51:00 <Thoth> s/to/do/g
51:00 <British^Meat> so what was it u said about CoD slinky_J?
51:00 <British^Meat> enlighten me
51:00 <slinky_J> because I like the game but hated playing it on 360
51:00 <doctor> bejeweled
52:00 <slinky_J> cant wait for it on xbone
52:00 <Bastardly_One> #1 graphics, #2 stuff to do 
52:00 <Thoth> fuck you doctor
52:00 <slinky_J> i dont like cod
52:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, good question
52:00 <horationullbuilt> please tell me more of the AAA studio games you play
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh bullshit
52:00 <frog> ive stopped playing my 360 and just play my one
52:00 <horationullbuilt> with that diverse taste of yours
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you used to rave about COD
52:00 <Bastardly_One> non stop
52:00 <simba> lol
52:00 <frog> i think my 360 will grow dust and probably legs at some point
52:00 <slinky_J> "used to"
52:00 <Bastardly_One> even British^Meat can appreciate GTA now
52:00 <frog> and walk itself out 
52:00 <simba> Gaming Debate
52:00 <slinky_J> wow
52:00 <horationullbuilt> Ah Yes
52:00 <slinky_J> yer
52:00 <Bastardly_One> not often but the point is
52:00 <horationullbuilt> Simbas Random Capitalisation To Mask His Insecurity
52:00 <simba> im a real gamer
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's good fucking fun
53:00 <slinky_J> i'd rather not debate it
53:00 <frog> my fav game of all time is the Mass Effect series
53:00 <slinky_J> it's not a debate, never is :/
53:00 <slinky_J> it's always hate hate hate
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I still haven't got those 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep meaning to get the trilogy pack
53:00 <slinky_J> mass effect <3
53:00 <simba> Masking Insecurities With Capital Letters: The Intriguing New Concept
53:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea why I don't have them either
53:00 <frog> imass effect <3 ^^^^^^
53:00 <slinky_J> lol simba
53:00 <slinky_J> i <3 ME 1
54:00 <horationullbuilt> sweating bullets from an irc because of it scrolling too fast
54:00 <British^Meat> good, u finally realised that COD is SHIT
54:00 <slinky_J> finally?
54:00 <British^Meat> S H I T 
54:00 <slinky_J> i havent played cod since last yr
54:00 <simba> cod did its job on you
54:00 <British^Meat> JB SHIT
54:00 <beehhh> simba
54:00 <slinky_J> except for bo2 the other day
54:00 <horationullbuilt> PLEASE SIRS
54:00 <horationullbuilt> MORE AAA TITLES
54:00 <horationullbuilt> I DON'T THINK I'VE HEARD ENOUGH
54:00 <beehhh> norell is sick shes dying
54:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, I saw a PS4 specific trailer of GTA V
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm gonna get it 
54:00 <beehhh> send me money for her
54:00 <Maurice> Wtf did Penny from BBT do to her hair
54:00 <Maurice> Thats terrible
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I know Maurice
55:00 <slinky_J> lol why do you care what I do British^Meat
55:00 <mrdanger> i didnt realise she had hair
55:00 <Bastardly_One> she's not the same looking ... tits or not
55:00 <beehhh> my love my queen
55:00 <beehhh> norell the tranny
55:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> anyone like need for speed?
55:00 <Maurice> She doesn't anymore
55:00 <Maurice> It's very short
55:00 <slinky_J> gawsh
55:00 <Vagisil> this is all so crazzzzyy
55:00 <Vagisil> everybody seems so famousss
55:00 <slinky_J> hostility overload
55:00 <Vagisil> bop bop
55:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> i have no car
55:00 <Bastardly_One> waix
55:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu and die
55:00 <Vagisil> lol
55:00 <beehhh> asians are pumping up 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh
55:00 <Bastardly_One> die
56:00 <slinky_J> b1 stop telling people what to do
56:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> anyone like speed?
56:00 <slinky_J>  <Bastardly_One> she's probably just had enough of these cunts
56:00 <Bastardly_One> slinky_J shut up
56:00 <slinky_J> she doesnt like YOU at all
56:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares?
56:00 <Vagisil> and a jayz song was on, and a jayz song was on!
56:00 <Bastardly_One> me?
56:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> slinkyj you had fun so far in life?
56:00 <slinky_J> "of these cunts"
56:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> 69
56:00 <slinky_J> why not say "had enough of us"
56:00 <Vagisil> cant believe i like this miley song
56:00 <Vagisil> shes such a cunt
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, you're humoured for some reason ... she's the only one that can put up with your shit 
57:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> vagisil ever had a sixty-niner?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> the rest of us have tried and given up 
57:00 <Vagisil> lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> back in your box kiddo
57:00 <slinky_J> hah, I'm humored
57:00 <Bastardly_One> *humoured
57:00 <Bastardly_One> we're not in America
57:00 <slinky_J> it's a constant counter-attack with you isnt it
57:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> bastradly 2
57:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> brats brassstid tiddy
57:00 <Vagisil> is this a remake or something
57:00 <slinky_J> you can't just say "Okay, maybe I should have said that"
57:00 <Vagisil> it seems to good for miley
57:00 <slinky_J> you have to keep digging.
58:00 <slinky_J> i wasn't even having a go at you
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you started it this morning ... ner ner ner stfu 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
58:00 <British^Meat> jeesssssssssssssssssssssssus blackywoowoo, every freakin time ur here its just so shit
58:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> vagisil seen any movies lately?
58:00 <British^Meat> PIss orf !!!
58:00 <slinky_J> thanks to you it is British^Meat
58:00 <British^Meat> get the bloody hint already
58:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> i've been watching Speed
58:00 <slinky_J> and Bastardly_One
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that escalated out of me saying Watch_Dogs seems pointless
58:00 <British^Meat> me and about 5 other ppl in the past 10 mins it seems
58:00 <slinky_J> you guys are non stop whingers
59:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> bar stooly one
59:00 <Bastardly_One> romeo shhhhhhhhhhhh
59:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> :P
59:00 <slinky_J> British^Meat, why start a situation?
59:00 <Mew> there's one constant in this shitstorm aaaaand its pandas
59:00 <Vagisil> ya mum
59:00 <slinky_J> why not just keep it to yourself.
59:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one started shit 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> this is exactly what happened
00:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> vagisil do you work?
00:00 <Vagisil> yeh unna
00:00 <Vagisil> got a dorrah for the bus
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I said Watch_Dogs was pointless
00:00 <British^Meat> I K R
00:00 <British^Meat> he is the constant
00:00 <Vagisil> HANDS UP THEYRE PLAYING MY SONG!
00:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|> The town is on
00:00 <Bastardly_One> he disagreed, British^Meat said your taste is shit
00:00 <slinky_J> i asked why it's pointless, you said rinse repeat etc.
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and then it started
00:00 <beehhh> http://www.tigerfitness.com/v/vspfiles/assets/images/carnivormassbanner.jpg
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it is rinse repeat
00:00 <slinky_J> so is gta
00:00 <frog> watch_dogs is pointless but it fixes the craving while we wait for the updated GTA V on our next gen consoles
00:00 <Vagisil> YEAH MAN
00:00 <British^Meat> all this over some terrible video game
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but GTA is good
00:00 <Vagisil> Carnivor mass and herbalife
00:00 <slinky_J> you happen to like gta more
00:00 <Vagisil> fuckin ey
00:00 <slinky_J> so say "I prefer GTA V over Watchdogs"
01:00 <Mew> merrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
01:00 <Vagisil> fuck GTA 5
01:00 <]romeo_one> hi Mew
01:00 <Bastardly_One> if GTA V wasn't out
01:00 <Vagisil> H1z1 gonna be sick as fuck
01:00 <Mew> merrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
01:00 <slinky_J> you dont put down the other person because they like the game you dislike.
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd be right
01:00 <Mew> hi romeo
01:00 <Vagisil> gonna be so fuckin good, h1z1
01:00 <]romeo_one> mew are you hungry?
01:00 <]romeo_one> :)
01:00 <Bastardly_One> GTA IV just didn't work
01:00 <slinky_J> I'm more of a gta fan than you are
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
01:00 <Vagisil> planetside 2 engine... zombie survival
01:00 <]romeo_one> i hate gta
01:00 <slinky_J> from the first ever gta
01:00 <Bastardly_One> here we go
01:00 <Mew> no I had dinner ages ago romesta
01:00 <Bastardly_One> just shut up
01:00 <slinky_J> i cant wait to get it on xbox
01:00 <Mew> you?
01:00 <Vagisil> I got the original gta 1 for $80 lol
01:00 <]romeo_one> ahh cool
01:00 <frog> yes gta  V is out but only on the 360, oh and one thing that makes watch_dogs awesome... the smoke... do a burn out and check out those next gen smoke effects
02:00 <Vagisil> Dos mode only
02:00 <frog> i swear i creamed over that next gen smoke
02:00 <slinky_J> you blab on about gta like you found out about it yesterday
02:00 <]romeo_one> nah just havin coffees
02:00 <Bastardly_One> frog, you have to admit though 
02:00 <British^Meat> i bet the water in watch dogs isnt as good as gta5 frog, so nerr
02:00 <slinky_J> im telling you how it is, deal with it.
02:00 <simba> <frog> yes gta  V is out but only on the 360 - what u spittin
02:00 <Vagisil> Sold a car in hackenslash u fucker
02:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a pointless and distracting load of crap except the activities
02:00 <frog> its on old gen consoles it what i meant simba 
02:00 <Vagisil> b1
02:00 <slinky_J> well since gta v isnt out on next gen consoles
02:00 <Vagisil> www.h1z1.com
02:00 <frog> its not next gen yet
03:00 <simba> ahhHh yEa
03:00 <Vagisil> gonna be sick as fuck
03:00 <slinky_J> the water in watchdogs on next gen
03:00 <simba> fuck
03:00 <slinky_J> must literally be better than the water on old consoles
03:00 <simba> dat water
03:00 <]romeo_one> Mew is there enough light at your house?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> the trailer on the PS4 version of GTA V looks great
03:00 <slinky_J> silly statement British^Meat
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I am actually looking forward to it 
03:00 <slinky_J> lol
03:00 <Mew> yup
03:00 <slinky_J> oh ma gloobbs
03:00 <slinky_J> b1 switches sides so fast
03:00 <]romeo_one> cool
03:00 <Vagisil> its cross platform multiplayer gt 5 hey
03:00 <British^Meat> wow slinky_J u mong
03:00 <slinky_J> other night he's liking watch dogs
04:00 <slinky_J> goin on about it
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Watch_Dogs would be great eye candy on next gen 
04:00 <slinky_J> then maurice talks crap about it
04:00 <British^Meat> [00:32] <frog> yes gta  V is out but only on the 360, oh and one thing that makes watch_dogs awesome... the smoke... do a burn out and check out those next gen smoke effects
04:00 <simba> the water realism is the most important quality to me in a video game
04:00 <doctor> you see, the problem with these games is that they're just not violent enough. sure there's a bit of blood spray but where is the innovation of new gen technology that allows the player to carve away at their enemies in the most gorey of all detail?
04:00 <slinky_J> so he starts talking crap about it
04:00 <slinky_J> lol
04:00 <Vagisil> ps4 online playing with pc online with 360 online with ps3 online
04:00 <frog> yeah the problem with watch_dogs is EVERYTHING its not even on the same level as gta v
04:00 <]romeo_one> Mew do you have a fave room of the house?
04:00 <Maurice> Excuse me
04:00 <Vagisil> gonna be weird
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's still crap ... I like it but it's crap
04:00 <British^Meat> take me seriously u mong
04:00 <Maurice> You can go eat a bag of dicks
04:00 <slinky_J> bandwagon much b1
04:00 <Maurice> I said I had read about 2 games
04:00 <slinky_J> im not giving you crap Maurice
04:00 <]romeo_one> i have too many games
04:00 <British^Meat> damn, its still the constant in here
04:00 <British^Meat> every bloody day
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew
04:00 <doctor> I'd like to be able to virtually dissect my enemies with a spoon - if I please
04:00 <slinky_J> pointing out how b1 switches sides all the time
04:00 <Maurice> We all knew that
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Mew
05:00 <Vagisil> fuck spoons
05:00 <Mew> yeh
05:00 <Bastardly_One> msg Pete and tell him to come in ... he's slug
05:00 <Mew> wot
05:00 <slinky_J> British^Meat then leave me alone every single day
05:00 <Mew> oh
05:00 <Vagisil> is Pete Pieter?
05:00 <frog> next gen water effects, now if you want to see that; assassins creed black flag
05:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
05:00 <simba> LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE
05:00 <slinky_J> you cause this crap to happen
05:00 <Mew> why isn't he already in here?
05:00 <slinky_J> lol
05:00 <British^Meat> lol nah
05:00 <Vagisil> AND A BRITNEY SONG WAS ON
05:00 <]romeo_one> finishing Uncharted 3 
05:00 <]romeo_one> on my ps3
05:00 <Vagisil> ]romeo_one
05:00 <frog> blak flag -has omg omg omg omg water effects on the next gen console
05:00 <slinky_J> troll on homey
05:00 <simba> frog: water realism is the most important part of a video game
05:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know 
05:00 <Vagisil> H1Z1
05:00 <Vagisil> own it.
05:00 <British^Meat> u know if its not me, its just gonna be someone else
05:00 <]romeo_one> played the whole series
06:00 <British^Meat> tell u wot slinky_J.......
06:00 <Bastardly_One> romeo I have one of those and can't be fucked with the rest
06:00 <]romeo_one> :)
06:00 <frog> black flag has set the bar for next gen consoles imo
06:00 <]romeo_one> ahh
06:00 <slinky_J> yeah, going around talking so much shit about me
06:00 <British^Meat> 2moro/2day i wont even mention you
06:00 <]romeo_one> okay
06:00 <slinky_J> really really helps
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Naughty Dog make a fucking mean game though
06:00 <British^Meat> and we'll see how that goes ok?
06:00 <Vagisil> dick and balls
06:00 <slinky_J> so spiteful
06:00 <Bastardly_One> get Last of Us romeo
06:00 <Vagisil> whos got a iphone 6+
06:00 <British^Meat> we'll see if u get left alone kk bro?
06:00 <Vagisil> last of us is shithouse
06:00 <Bastardly_One> if you like those Unchartered
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I loved Last of Us
06:00 <slinky_J> i asked you to leave me alone
06:00 <slinky_J> now you've turned it into something else
06:00 <British^Meat> why the fuck would i listen to you?
07:00 <Vagisil> im not buying ant more survival games until h1z1 hits alpha
07:00 <slinky_J> it's not listening to me
07:00 <Vagisil> MMOS
07:00 <frog> cmon remember growing up and seeing quake 3 team arena for the first time after playing Quake one TF and then Action quake2 and then you see quake 3 team arena
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I like open world games
07:00 <Vagisil> map takes like 5 hours to walk across
07:00 <slinky_J> that's to say I'm telling you what to do..
07:00 <frog> want to touch the heiny
07:00 <Bastardly_One> sandboxes and rpgs
07:00 <Vagisil> sony making h1z1 b1
07:00 <Vagisil> its like Rust
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I like exploring and crap
07:00 <Vagisil> but way better
07:00 <slinky_J> yes b1 you say that every day about games
07:00 <Bastardly_One> if Sony themselves are making it 
07:00 <Vagisil> yeh they are
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it'll be shit
07:00 <Vagisil> nah
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Waix is a fuckwit?
08:00 <frog> i will not touch another mmo for as long as i live
08:00 <Bastardly_One> has no taste?
08:00 <British^Meat> i found zero wrong with that game :/
08:00 <Vagisil> 7 days to die rapes last of us
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Last of Us was great
08:00 <British^Meat> apart from the long install time
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but for the PS3 waix
09:00 <Vagisil> ahh yeh
09:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucking amazing
09:00 <Vagisil> fuck consoles
09:00 <Vagisil> rust is coming out on ps4
09:00 <Vagisil> would be weird as fuck
09:00 <slinky_J> I'll tell you what a real gamer is, a real gamer is objective and although they may not like/love a game, they don't exclude it as a good game.
09:00 <slinky_J> The End.
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and so is a reboot of Last of Us
09:00 <slinky_J> directed by slinky j
09:00 <][[Romeo\}]> i went through about 5 ps3s wonder how many ps4's i'll go through
09:00 <Vagisil> ill buy a ps4 for gran turismo
09:00 <Vagisil> thats all
09:00 <][[Romeo\}]> i want Kara
09:00 <][[Romeo\}]> :)
09:00 <Maurice> How the fuck can you go through 5 ps3s
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
10:00 <frog> slinky_J,  PROTOTYPE 2 was a sick game and i want to find all those fuckwits that gave it a bad rating and beat them with a sock
10:00 <Vagisil> mm i went thru 2
10:00 <][[Romeo\}]> ok ok
10:00 <Maurice> We have 2, one is from when they first came out, the other is about a year old
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Kara from Watch_Dogs?
10:00 <slinky_J> lol
10:00 <Vagisil> 5 is a bit excessive
10:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, that's Clara
10:00 <British^Meat> honestly, id hate to be a "REAL GAMER"
10:00 <][[Romeo\}]> 4 then
10:00 <slinky_J> Clara
10:00 <slinky_J> is so hot
10:00 <British^Meat> who'd want that tagged on them?
10:00 <Maurice> I ask again, how
10:00 <frog> I mean you can eat ppl in prototype 2 and then shapeshift into them
10:00 <frog> you grow to be a god
10:00 <Vagisil> wear em out
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeh I agree British^Meat
10:00 <Vagisil> they overheat n shit
10:00 <frog> i mean you are god 
10:00 <Maurice> Once again, how
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm happy having played games for 30 yrs 
10:00 <slinky_J> clara's viking ink
10:00 <Maurice> I have one adult and 3 kids playing the original one
10:00 <Maurice> It still works
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and not being a "gamer"
11:00 <British^Meat> coz sure, i love games and i play a lot, and i enjoy them, but if i got labled a REAL GAMER, god id be embaressed
11:00 <Vagisil> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> same
11:00 <Vagisil> i play robocraft, planetside 2, counter strike source and rust
11:00 <slinky_J> I've wiped my ass for thirty years, doesn't make me an asshole.
11:00 <Maurice> I'm a hardcore candy crusher gamer
11:00 <simba> im a real gamer
11:00 <Vagisil> but as soon as h1z1 comes out.. they are all going
11:00 <][[Romeo\}]> British_Meat what are you?
11:00 <British^Meat> simba is a real fifer
11:00 <frog> I'm an atheist doesnt mean i cant be a witch 
11:00 <][[Romeo\}]> im a drunk
11:00 <British^Meat> ][[Romeo\}] i am a human popsicle
12:00 <][[Romeo\}]> ah i c
12:00 <][[Romeo\}]> =)
12:00 <Vagisil> frog thats like saying if atheism is a religion then baldness is a hair colour :P
12:00 <slinky_J> b1 you can't even explain your hatred for watchdogs
12:00 <frog> so it is
12:00 <slinky_J> besides rinse repeat
12:00 <Vagisil> lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> hey simba ... I've seen Fifa 15 in play on next gen
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and I must say one thing
12:00 <slinky_J> and then you agree that gta v is rinse repeat
12:00 <Vagisil> watchdogs is worse than that fuckin ps3 batman game
12:00 <frog> but add a little context here and there... wallah you have side burns
12:00 <slinky_J> but that it's "good"
13:00 <Bastardly_One> closest you'll get to soccer in a video game ever
13:00 <slinky_J> you see the problem there?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmm all the batman games are good
13:00 <Vagisil> urgh
13:00 <Fez> They say that every yr b1
13:00 <Vagisil> need a porno ps4 game
13:00 <Bastardly_One> each Arkham game on the PS3 is great
13:00 <Vagisil> proper porno
13:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh Fez I've got a few versions
13:00 <British^Meat> i cant get into city, its a bit rubbish
13:00 <slinky_J> why do you have to say "on the ps3"
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and this next gen version looks pretty fucking good
13:00 <British^Meat> but asylum was like, amazeballs
14:00 <Vagisil> lol
14:00 <British^Meat> seriously, can i suggest slinky_J be kicked/banned
14:00 <slinky_J> city was fantastic
14:00 <British^Meat> he's gonna pop
14:00 <Bastardly_One> city is a bit meh the second one innit?
14:00 <slinky_J> and Origins was great
14:00 <frog> say current gen, cos 360 is better than ps3
14:00 <Vagisil> im trying to remember the last game i played on ps3 besides gran turismo and buzz
14:00 <British^Meat> yer its the 2nd
14:00 <frog> im just sayin
14:00 <slinky_J> lol
14:00 <Vagisil> pretty sure it was blood rayne
14:00 <slinky_J> most people loved arkham city
14:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh City was a let down after Asylum
14:00 <][[Romeo\}]> pornstation 4 pornstation5
14:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and Origins fixed that up
14:00 <slinky_J> no it didnt
14:00 <frog> I loved Bayonetta, she was one kinky ass 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that's my opinion 
14:00 <British^Meat> havent played that one yet, thought id finish city, but i dunno
14:00 <slinky_J> theyve been working on gotham knight since arkham city
14:00 <British^Meat> it just doesnt seem as good
15:00 <slinky_J> arkham origins wasnt made by the same company
15:00 <Bastardly_One> get it anyway British^Meat
15:00 <][[Romeo\}]> frog are you high or low ?
15:00 <British^Meat> frog, gettin #2 on my wiiu in a few weeks!
15:00 <Vagisil> i wanna learn the drums hey
15:00 <slinky_J> it has nothing to do with the other two
15:00 <Vagisil> that would be sick as fuck
15:00 <slinky_J> besides the Arkham title
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you will eventually 
15:00 <British^Meat> It has bayonetta one remixed
15:00 <British^Meat> So excited!
15:00 <slinky_J> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I am waiting for that cunt 
15:00 <][[Romeo\}]> anyone like dead island?
15:00 <Vagisil> i got a wii u for the 3 mario games
15:00 <Vagisil> dead island is good
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Bayonetta rebooted
15:00 <frog> high or low
15:00 <Vagisil> and the expansion thing
15:00 <][[Romeo\}]> cool
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Dead Island should of been good
15:00 <slinky_J> oh now Bayonetta is good?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I never said one way or the other 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> never have
16:00 <Vagisil> need to play dead island on super hard though
16:00 <Vagisil> otherwise its too quick
16:00 <slinky_J> wasnt good when I talked about it.. but now it is
16:00 <slinky_J> lol
16:00 <British^Meat> got bored of dead island too quickly also
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never discussed it ever
16:00 <][[Romeo\}]> so who's single?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Dead Island I played once in EB
16:00 <][[Romeo\}]> annie are you okay 
16:00 <Vagisil> lol romeo
16:00 <][[Romeo\}]> bloodstains on the carpet
17:00 <][[Romeo\}]> :)
17:00 <Bastardly_One> said fuck that was 30 mins of my life wasted
17:00 <slinky_J> i suppose b1 would hate ps3 if i still owned one.
17:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
17:00 <Vagisil> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10645058_10152291807131640_8725432327909707617_n.jpg?oh=a0db9f20f9c1c9134f82dd55640f556c&oe=5483736B&__gda__=1418459014_fc75a578a1849565009949d8c8df8aee
17:00 <Vagisil> our place tonight lol
17:00 <slinky_J> though ps3 is poo for those games
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd say you made a better choice going PS than Microshaft
17:00 <slinky_J> vs 360, run way smoother
17:00 <Maurice> GO NINTENDO
17:00 <slinky_J> console hating is stupid
17:00 <slinky_J> it's about the games
18:00 <Vagisil> ya see intel arent making motherboards any more
18:00 <Vagisil> gonna fuck apple in the ass
18:00 <British^Meat> he only got an xbox coz he went so fkn mental when PSN went down for a few weeks and he couldnt play precious COD
18:00 <frog> haha one game we can say that defines 360 and brings shame to ps3 ... Skyrim... the game crashes cant run will crash on ps3 and crashes lots
18:00 <slinky_J> i didnt go "mental" at all
18:00 <British^Meat> err, yeh u did
18:00 <slinky_J> anonymous shut down psn
18:00 <British^Meat> u bought an xbox, thats pretty mental
18:00 <slinky_J> so i finally bought a 360
18:00 <slinky_J> best decision
18:00 <British^Meat> mmmmm cool
18:00 <slinky_J> never looked back, superior console.
19:00 <Vagisil> i hate controllers hey
19:00 <Bastardly_One> uh huh 
19:00 <slinky_J> tho best 2 consoles ever = snes and ps2
19:00 <British^Meat> but u did though, u bitched so hardcore
19:00 <Bastardly_One> try one in HD
19:00 <British^Meat> then went and got a 360
19:00 <Bastardly_One> PS3 shits over it
19:00 <Maurice> It's time to grow up guys
19:00 <slinky_J> who wouldnt be annoyed
19:00 <British^Meat> and bought THE EXACT SAME games u had on ps3
19:00 <Vagisil> hated the snes controller
19:00 <frog> ive had both consoles side by side running the same games switched them on the same tv... 360 not only looks ten times better its far more superior
19:00 <Vagisil> nes was good
19:00 <slinky_J> some asshole hackers shut down online gaming for everyone
19:00 <slinky_J> i wanted a 360 anyway
19:00 <slinky_J> got one!
19:00 <frog> thats why i laugh at the ps3 users claiming its better
20:00 <frog> when youve seen the evidence its pretty hard to dent
20:00 <frog> deny
20:00 <slinky_J> yeah frog
20:00 <Maurice> We have a wii, ps3, ps4 and xbox one and they're all shit
20:00 <Vagisil> the passive 3d shit is good though
20:00 <Vagisil> the split screen 3d
20:00 <Maurice> No wait, the wii isn't
20:00 <Vagisil> love that shit
20:00 <Maurice> It has donkey kong
20:00 <British^Meat> i was gonna say Maurice
20:00 <British^Meat> pls dont hurt nintendo
20:00 <British^Meat> they are watching
20:00 <slinky_J> it's up to what the individual likes though
20:00 <Maurice> I loves me some nintendo
20:00 <Maurice> I'm on the hunt for a snes
20:00 <slinky_J> you dont see me on here saying ps4 is shit man shit!
20:00 <Vagisil> ps3 is too fuckin loud but
20:00 <slinky_J> i dont say a word
20:00 <British^Meat> i just got snes zelda on me wiiu
20:00 <British^Meat> kinda ace
21:00 <slinky_J> but because i have xbox one, they cant help but pick on me
21:00 <slinky_J> like school children
21:00 <Vagisil> and fuckin wiiu
21:00 <British^Meat> lol
21:00 <British^Meat> oh be quiet slinky_J
21:00 <Vagisil> having to virtualbox the wii to get the older store games
21:00 <British^Meat> jesus you're carrying on
21:00 <Vagisil> fuck thats stupifd
21:00 <frog> yeah bone will probably be better in the long run if everyone starts programming for the ram
21:00 <slinky_J> im not talking to you British^Meat
21:00 <British^Meat> who are you talking to?
21:00 <Vagisil> why should u have to run a wii virtual to play mario 64
21:00 <Vagisil> its fuckin retarded
21:00 <slinky_J> are you feeling what if feels like for me when you go on and on about me
22:00 <British^Meat> when do i do that slinky_J?
22:00 <slinky_J> every day
22:00 <British^Meat> in adelaidesa with Mew?
22:00 <slinky_J> how would I know, I'm not in that channel.
22:00 <British^Meat> then how would u know?
22:00 <Maurice> Well I have all consoles, if people give me shit, so what? I'm an adult not a whiny little baby
22:00 <British^Meat> wow, am i really having this conversation?
22:00 <slinky_J> why don't you just man up and not refer to me or talk to me
22:00 <Vagisil> lol
23:00 <Vagisil> penis.
23:00 <British^Meat> coz i wanna be a lil baby googoo gaga
23:00 <Vagisil> is the 2011 cpu list good enough for ps3 emulator?
23:00 <slinky_J> stick to those principles you preach
23:00 <British^Meat> which ones are those then slappy?
23:00 <Vagisil> the new ones
23:00 <Vagisil> 2011 socket
23:00 <slinky_J> slappy
23:00 <British^Meat> yer, slaphead
23:00 <slinky_J> can't help it can you
24:00 <British^Meat> coz you're like, bald
24:00 <Vagisil> VAGINA
24:00 <slinky_J> yeah im not familiar with that insult
24:00 <beehhh> asians are on their way to invade at large
24:00 <British^Meat> i already said id leave u alone 2moro
24:00 <British^Meat> wot u want me to start now?
24:00 <slinky_J> on one condition you did.
24:00 <Vagisil> irc needs a like button
24:00 <slinky_J> to see if other people would give me crap
25:00 <British^Meat> no if
25:00 <British^Meat> they will
25:00 <British^Meat> i said id let someone else do it
25:00 <beehhh> http://www.tigerfitness.com/v/vspfiles/assets/images/carnivormassbanner.jpg
25:00 <beehhh> like my link
25:00 <British^Meat> IT BEGINS
25:00 <Vagisil> me and my teddy bear have no worries have no cares, me and my teddy bear play and play all dayyyyyyyyyyyyy
25:00 <beehhh> so it should
25:00 <slinky_J> you're point is that even if you don't give me shit, somebody like Skirmish will
25:00 <Vagisil> POWER DERP
26:00 <TheRiddler> watching edge of tomorrow
26:00 <slinky_J> i hope you like it
26:00 <Vagisil> cage dies at the end
26:00 <slinky_J> emily blunt <34
26:00 <beehhh> 20 thousand refugees are comming each year add it on
26:00 <Vagisil> who cares
27:00 <beehhh> when green comes to power you guys are doomed
27:00 <Vagisil> let all the refugees in
27:00 <British^Meat> lol the greens... this guy
27:00 <TheRiddler> what's wrong with refugees
27:00 <beehhh> whats wrong with giving them your dole
27:00 <British^Meat> Vagisil dont start mmmkaaayyyy
27:00 <Vagisil> its the capitalist world that fucked their countrys in the first place
27:00 <Vagisil> we owe them
27:00 <British^Meat> coz did u know that turkey in the last week has accepted over 100,000 refos
27:00 <Vagisil> yep
28:00 <British^Meat> and we whinge about a few thousand her, per year
28:00 <Vagisil> i know man
28:00 <British^Meat> its so dumb
28:00 <Vagisil> is retarded
28:00 <beehhh> turkey got over a million already
28:00 <beehhh> from syria
28:00 <simba> beehhh you of all people should know that maybe youre just not equipped to handle life in australia, i mean you got fucking DEPORTED
28:00 <simba> maybe we know best
28:00 <beehhh> but in straya refugees would be from south east asia only
28:00 <Vagisil> lmao
28:00 <frog> I'm an immigrant
28:00 <Vagisil> lol
28:00 <TheRiddler> more ladyboys
28:00 <Vagisil> so is our PM
28:00 <frog> but i immigrated from an awesome country
28:00 <frog> Scotland
28:00 <beehhh> except Krudd
29:00 <British^Meat> i know, im an immigrant too, and whilst not a refo i always cringe at the whole refo/immigration debate
29:00 <Vagisil> our pm is an immigrant
29:00 <Vagisil> its retaded
29:00 <British^Meat> so was the last one
29:00 <Vagisil> mind you.. our pm reckons coal is best
29:00 <Vagisil> we must be all stupid or something
29:00 <British^Meat> i gotta admit something...
29:00 <British^Meat> i actually voted for abbott...
29:00 <British^Meat> just to annoy my whiney polly mates
30:00 <simba> lmao
30:00 <Vagisil> yeh i know a few people that did too
30:00 <frog> I'm 110% Scottish
30:00 <simba> ahHHh
30:00 <beehhh> young bloods are crazy n fkn crazy
30:00 <British^Meat> i care zero about politics, and they were carrying on so much
30:00 <beehhh> they thinks world under their feet
30:00 <British^Meat> so i just voted for the dude
30:00 <Vagisil> lol
30:00 <simba> shoulda done the no vote 
30:00 <doctor> who let all these immgants in here on ostnet?
30:00 <simba> doesnt matter really anyway
30:00 <British^Meat> but simba, i did that with gillard
30:00 <Vagisil> i dont think someone who has an imaginary friend is fit to run a country
31:00 <British^Meat> when it was gillards turn i voted for rudd
31:00 <British^Meat> which was funny, coz he wasnt in it
31:00 <Vagisil> u voted for your local fed mp
31:00 <Vagisil> not the pm
31:00 <beehhh> i still prefer wank over still pics
31:00 <Vagisil> get it right
31:00 <British^Meat> i guess the counters didnt see the funny side of it
31:00 <Vagisil> mrs did counting for last election
31:00 <Vagisil> got a slip
31:00 <Vagisil> 1{liberal}
31:00 <Vagisil> 5{labor}
31:00 <Vagisil> and at the bottom of the HOR slip
31:00 <Vagisil> FUCK TONY ABBOTT
31:00 <doctor> lol
32:00 <doctor> god bless our democracy
32:00 <Vagisil> lol
32:00 <Vagisil> man im sick of the water here
32:00 <Vagisil> epic dandruff
33:00 <beehhh> i wanna work at the mine in canada
33:00 <doctor> leave it for a few months and the scalp will turn nice and leathery
34:00 <\^romeo_[> no more games to speak of
35:00 <\^romeo_[> back to pornography
35:00 <\^romeo_[> or sleep
35:00 <\^romeo_[> i can't eat anymore full as
35:00 <Vagisil> lol
36:00 <\^romeo_[> ana ng suck it
36:00 <\^romeo_[> like a lollypop
36:00 <\^romeo_[> :P
36:00 <\^romeo_[> i want more free drugs
37:00 <\^romeo_[> need a loan for my ps4?
38:00 <\^romeo_[> i want a block of beer for christmas
39:00 <beehhh> women gets horny in the hot weather
39:00 <slinky_J> RYSE sperm of penis
39:00 <slinky_J> r u rootin that chick beehhh?
40:00 <\^romeo_[> wheres that no docking guy when you need him
40:00 <Maurice> He's banging a man
40:00 <Vagisil> gonna have to try nizoral i think
40:00 <Vagisil> selsun blue doing fuck all
40:00 <slinky_J> lol
40:00 <\^romeo_[> vagisil do you many showers in the day?
40:00 <beehhh> just shave the head
40:00 <beehhh> then shampoo
40:00 <Vagisil> 1 sometimes 2
41:00 <\^romeo_[> ok ok
41:00 <slinky_J> woo i cant  wait thurs pick that game up
41:00 <slinky_J> so bored of all my games
41:00 <Vagisil> ive tried head n shoulders which is the zinc base
41:00 <\^romeo_[> anyone got investments?
41:00 <Vagisil> selsun which is selenium based
41:00 <Vagisil> so maybe try nizoral for the keto shit
41:00 <slinky_J> i just invested 3 valiums into my tum tum
41:00 <\^romeo_[> lol ok
42:00 <slinky_J> xD
42:00 <slinky_J> tried gettin to sleep around 9:45
42:00 <slinky_J> :/
43:00 <slinky_J> sup Saemon
43:00 <\^romeo_[> just move away from the computer hehe i dare ya you might get irc withdrawls
43:00 <Saemon> yo yo slinks
43:00 <Saemon> sup brah
43:00 <slinky_J> lol i went to bed feelin tired as
43:00 <slinky_J> then it just went away
43:00 <slinky_J> nadaa
43:00 <Saemon> lol nice
43:00 <slinky_J> listenink to eminem
43:00 <Saemon> im cookin sum hash browns in da deep fryer atm lol
43:00 <slinky_J> fuk ye
43:00 <Vagisil> pity cant get reverse osmosis kit for the shower lol
43:00 <Saemon> late night dinner
43:00 <slinky_J> haha ye
43:00 <\^romeo_[> Saemon how are you?
44:00 <slinky_J> i ate some of my dinner late
44:00 <slinky_J> now ima fart machine
44:00 <\^romeo_[> ._-_.
44:00 <beehhh> good nite
45:00 <slinky_J> nini
45:00 <beehhh> sleep well
45:00 <slinky_J> slaap lekker
45:00 <Vagisil> niggga brahhhp
45:00 <slinky_J> u have a good day Saemon?
46:00 <][[_\RomeO|[> i was watching porn where they kiss
47:00 <slinky_J> lolol
47:00 <][[_\RomeO|[> slinky_J have you got any tunes?
48:00 <][[_\RomeO|[> 090909090909090909090909090
48:00 <Fez> Palindrone!
49:00 <][[_\Chain|[> Fez got a good sex life~?
49:00 <][[_\Chain|[> +
49:00 <][[_\Chain|[> ,
49:00 <][[_\Chain|[> --
49:00 <Fez> Yes
49:00 <Fez> U?
49:00 <][[_\Chain|[> i want a boner
49:00 <][[_\Chain|[> yes
49:00 <][[_\Chain|[> nah not really
49:00 <Fez> Swell
50:00 <Fez> Thats ok too
50:00 <][[_\Chain|[> :)
51:00 <Saemon> slinks not really bro
51:00 <][[_\Chain|[> i want some sandwiches aye
51:00 <Saemon> neighbor had a go at me earlier
51:00 <Saemon> for havin music on too loud at night
51:00 <slinky_J> ah yer?
51:00 <Saemon> sure, i mean, thats fair enough
51:00 <slinky_J> headphones?
51:00 <slinky_J> yer but they didnt have to be so rude?
51:00 <Saemon> but then they both had to get personal
51:00 <slinky_J> yer
51:00 <slinky_J> that's fkd
51:00 <slinky_J> i gotta deal with neighbours to put headphones on at 12am
52:00 <slinky_J> but if im gamin 10pm
52:00 <slinky_J> lol
52:00 <Saemon> like say shit like "it might be ok for you coz you dont have a job, but for some on us that do work, we have to have enough sleep and wake up early" etc etc
52:00 <slinky_J> less its friday or sat uno
52:00 <slinky_J> haha
52:00 <slinky_J> shouold say
52:00 <slinky_J> "Yer, gotta get up early to fill that hotdog cart bro"
52:00 <slinky_J> "Your mrs gotta go clean some other woman's house ey"
53:00 <slinky_J> "sux 2 b u 2 HAHAHAHAHAHA"
53:00 <Maurice> I had to get up at 6.30 this morning, that was a shock
53:00 <Maurice> I can sleep in until 7.15 tomorrow
53:00 <slinky_J> then u middle finger that shit
53:00 <Saemon> lol we cant cant really cuz shes a principal and the husbands a dentist
53:00 <slinky_J> nice
53:00 <Saemon> but i could fuck them up though
53:00 <Saemon> they're like 60 or something
53:00 <slinky_J> ill go to bed and wake up at like 7am
53:00 <Saemon> old cunts
53:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
53:00 <slinky_J> get headset
53:00 <\this-is-not> Saemon do you really wanna beat me up?
54:00 <Saemon> depends
54:00 <\this-is-not> mmm
54:00 <Saemon> who the bloody are you?
54:00 <Maurice> I had to take my car for it's first service this morning by 7.45, got there and despite the sms confirmation they had no record of me
54:00 <Maurice> Not impressed
54:00 <\this-is-not> a guy
54:00 <slinky_J> :/
54:00 <slinky_J> apparently you were going to send bikies to Thoth's place
54:00 <\this-is-not> breadddddddddd
54:00 <slinky_J> is Thoth in adelaide Saemon?
55:00 <Saemon> i dunno
55:00 <Maurice> Saemon couldn't even send an email on a good day
55:00 <Maurice> He's pathetic
55:00 <Saemon> um sitting right here.....
55:00 <slinky_J> i hope b1 never comes to adelaide, it might turn into ballarat and ballarat might actually turn into adelaide
55:00 <slinky_J> i dont know the science but yea
55:00 <slinky_J> it's like a fact.
55:00 <Maurice> I have plans to go back to Adel
56:00 <slinky_J> u will luv it!
56:00 <Maurice> I did love i
56:00 <Maurice> t
56:00 <slinky_J> but come when festivals r on
56:00 <slinky_J> xD
56:00 <]\_`a}[> i have plans to live near the shops
56:00 <slinky_J> or have u?
56:00 <Maurice> I was there in august
56:00 <slinky_J> last yr?
56:00 <Maurice> I wish
56:00 <Saemon> try come stay at my area Maurice
56:00 <slinky_J> oh
56:00 <Saemon> see if u still love it then lol
56:00 <]\_`a}[> bad medicine
57:00 <Maurice> It reminds me a lot of perth, it's not busy like syd or melb
57:00 <slinky_J> still, my bday is in august and even though you didnt know i existed
57:00 <slinky_J> pretty rude not bringing a gift
57:00 <Maurice> Saemon, if I went near your area, you'd be buried under a fishpond
57:00 <Saemon> i doubt that
57:00 <slinky_J> i knew someone with bday 3rd august
57:00 <Maurice> I don't
57:00 <Saemon> you'd have to go through all the cunts that i owe money too first
57:00 <Saemon> and until i pay them back
57:00 <Maurice> Ugh
57:00 <Saemon> they want me alive
57:00 <Maurice> You make it sound like you're important
58:00 <Maurice> We all know you're not
58:00 <]\_`a}[> smoked my little heart out
58:00 <]\_`a}[> anyone wanna have pity sex?
58:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
58:00 <]\_`a}[> hehe
58:00 <slinky_J> biggest laugh i had tonight was watching Living With The Enemy on sbs
58:00 <Maurice> Back to BBT
58:00 <]\_`a}[> oh really
58:00 <Saemon> oh i know im not important, its just that this debt problem of mine also happens to unintentionally provide me with protection as well haha
58:00 <]\_`a}[> zoooooooom
59:00 <Saemon> if a person who owes you money is dead or got fucked up, how can they pay you?
59:00 <slinky_J> anyway
59:00 <Saemon> therefore, you'd want them safe and able to continue repaying
59:00 <Maurice> I somehow doubt it, this isn't an episode of Underbelly
59:00 <slinky_J> dont get into debt
59:00 <slinky_J> with losers
59:00 <]\_`a}[> good advice
59:00 <slinky_J> that smell like butthole
59:00 <slinky_J> and cheese
59:00 <slinky_J> what an insult to cheese
59:00 <]\_`a}[> asl Slinky_J?
00:00 <Maurice> The only people I owe money to is the bank
00:00 <Maurice> Why? Because I'm not a fucking moron
00:00 <]\_`a}[> the bank owes me money
00:00 <Maurice> Unlike Saemon
00:00 <Saemon> no legit organisation like a bank would grant me a loan
00:00 <slinky_J> it just sucks that you cant cowboy up and rob a bank anymore :(
00:00 <Saemon> its not my fault
00:00 <Maurice> Yeah, it is
00:00 <Saemon> i had to look elsewhere
00:00 <slinky_J> go all Desperado
00:00 <]\_`a}[> asl Slinky_J?
00:00 <slinky_J> 32 m
00:00 <Maurice> If the bank wont lend you money, theres a good reason for it
00:00 <]\_`a}[> cool
01:00 <]\_`a}[> im 30 m
01:00 <slinky_J> i was 3 once
01:00 <]\_`a}[> were you aye
01:00 <slinky_J> though not technically
01:00 <slinky_J> spose there are pictures of me at 3
02:00 <slinky_J> but none of the cells that made up that 3 yr old exist
02:00 <slinky_J> rip 3 yr old me
02:00 <[[[[[[a]]]]]]> Slinky_J do you have a big bed?
02:00 <[[[[[[a]]]]]]> i have a small bed
02:00 <Maurice> I cant make it bigger but I was 3 once too https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/69469_484943885843_2403560_n.jpg?oh=42d086c3a845c3d9bbe9756bd541039d&oe=54BF4446&__gda__=1418006488_058eb080cef9ea37a474ab313af53a25
03:00 <Saemon> :/ this isis threat is gettin me quite paranoid now
03:00 <slinky_J> why
03:00 <Saemon> apparently isis has told its followers in australia to kill australians anyway they can
03:00 <slinky_J> I'd like to see that happen..
03:00 <Maurice> Fingers crossed Saemon is first
04:00 <slinky_J> take out surfers
04:00 <slinky_J> place sucked when i was there
04:00 <Saemon> https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/25079598/terror-group-urges-kill-australians/
04:00 <Saemon> not cool Maurice -.-
04:00 <Maurice> Fuck off
04:00 <Maurice> Hows that
04:00 <Saemon> the places i frequent are mostly maccas resturants and supermarkets
04:00 <^]^|^[^[^a^\^R^]^]^|^[^> Saemon what did you have for dinner tonight?
05:00 <Saemon> where there would be lots of innocent families and children around too
05:00 <Saemon> they'd most likely use a bomb to kill me, meaning all casualty would be those around me as well
05:00 <slinky_J> aint nobody innocent in this world Jake
05:00 <slinky_J> lols
05:00 <slinky_J> Alonzo
06:00 <slinky_J> AINT NOTHIN FREE IN THIS WORLD JAKE!
06:00 <^]^|^[^[^a^\^R^]^]^|^[^> free drugs for pensiners
06:00 <^]^|^[^[^a^\^R^]^]^|^[^> free drugs for pensioners
06:00 <^]^|^[^[^a^\^R^]^]^|^[^> --
06:00 <slinky_J> "You've been planning this all day?" "Nigga I been playin this ALL WEEK!"
06:00 <slinky_J> panning*
06:00 <slinky_J> ashdashdoais
06:00 <^]^|^[^[^a^\^R^]^]^|^[^> Slinky_J are you mentally well?
07:00 <Saemon> whoa whoa holy shiit
07:00 <Saemon> https://au.news.yahoo.com/vic/a/25091306/melbourne-shooting-man-who-made-threats-against-pm-shot-dead-after-stabbing-counter-terrorism-officers-outside-endeavour-hills-police-station/
07:00 <Saemon> 'An altercation between the man and the two officers took place outside the station. He produced a knife and stabbed the policemen.
07:00 <Saemon> The 18-year-old was then fatally shot by an officer.
07:00 <Saemon> One of the injured officers is from the Australian Federal Police (AFP) and the other is a Victoria Police member.'
07:00 <^]^|^[^[^a^\^R^]^]^|^[^> kkkk11i like to eat pussy
08:00 <Saemon> 'AFP Commander Bruce Giles said officers were looking into unconfirmed reports the man had been seen with an Islamic State flag before he was shot.'
08:00 <^]^|^[^[^a^\^R^]^]^|^[^> oops
08:00 <^]^|^[^[^a^\^R^]^]^|^[^> Saemon do you like fish?
08:00 <^]^|^[^[^a^\^R^]^]^|^[^> im a bad interviewer
08:00 <^]^|^[^[^a^\^R^]^]^|^[^> i like fish sticks
09:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
09:00 <a> o
10:00 <a> www.sexyslutsstrippingforyou.com
10:00 <a> www.cuntwhorebitch.com
10:00 <a> www.sexxx.com
10:00 <Saemon> stop talkin bou tya mum
10:00 <a> fuck
10:00 <a> Saemon are you mentally well?
11:00 <a> im a half dead corpse
12:00 <slinky_J> FUCK SOME PPL SHIT ME
12:00 <\]foRm[\> i better stop typing so i can wank
12:00 <slinky_J> its like
12:00 <slinky_J> stick to an arrangement
12:00 <slinky_J> or dont fkn make it
12:00 <TheRiddler> I give edge of tomorrow 3 1/2 tiggiers
12:00 <\]foRm[\> pizza
13:00 <\]foRm[\> anyone here like fish?
13:00 <TheRiddler> fish pizza
13:00 <\]foRm[\> ahh
13:00 <\]foRm[\> nah fish
13:00 <\]foRm[\> you know
13:00 <\]foRm[\> pizza is mine
14:00 <\]foRm[\> i own pizza
14:00 <\]foRm[\> :)
15:00 <fabricated\> i want a penpal
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ffa
15:00 <fabricated\> im so alone
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs too
16:00 <fabricated\> well goodnight everybody 
17:00 <fabricated\> im off to do what lonely people do which is cry in bed till the phone rings
17:00 <fabricated\> .
18:00 <still-nox> nightmares
18:00 <still-nox> dreams
19:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
20:00 <slinky_J> ahaha tiggiers
20:00 <slinky_J> i do penguins lolz
20:00 <slinky_J> yea id give it about the same
20:00 <still-nox> goodnight Slinky_J
20:00 <slinky_J> nite dude
20:00 <still-nox> :)
20:00 <slinky_J> :P sleep good
20:00 <still-nox> ok
24:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
26:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
26:00 <Saemon> night of champions
26:00 <Saemon> what are your thoughts?
26:00 <Saemon> nice to see aj lee get the divas title and not brie bella
27:00 <slinky_J> ow
27:00 <Saemon> theres like a massive division in the divas division
27:00 <slinky_J> lorens bday today n i spent 300 dollars on clothes online
27:00 <slinky_J> lol
27:00 <slinky_J> didnt realise
27:00 <Saemon> those who are on total divas are the ones who are only thier to use wwe as a stepping stone to something else
27:00 <Saemon> ie. modelling, acting etc
28:00 <Saemon> with the exception of natalya
28:00 <slinky_J> but i wrote this to her Saemon "Hap P. Birthday 2 the most exquisite angel on this planet  Hope it's killa!!!!!!!!!" :P
28:00 <Saemon> the rest of the divas are actual wreslters
28:00 <Saemon> wat sites u buy your clothes from slinky_J?
28:00 <slinky_J> divas
28:00 <slinky_J> im a diva
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I haven't watched all of Night of Champions yet so shoosh
28:00 <slinky_J> psylofashion
28:00 <slinky_J> one i showed u
28:00 <slinky_J> only bought 3 things
29:00 <slinky_J> got 5 more things to order next month
29:00 <Saemon> $300 on clothes, u bet your ass ur a diva 
29:00 <Saemon> lol
29:00 <slinky_J> 30 bux is postal
29:00 <slinky_J> still gotta get, another pair pants, belt, 2 t shirts and wristband and jacket
30:00 <slinky_J> so i ordered pants, sweater n gloves tonite
30:00 <Saemon> why would u ever need a wristband?
30:00 <slinky_J> the fuck did i buy tailors for
30:00 <slinky_J> not like a tennis wristband
30:00 <Saemon> wat sort of wristband then?
31:00 <slinky_J> this wrist band http://www.psylofashion.com/product-143-Roller_Wristband_13.aspx
31:00 <slinky_J> how killa does that look on that dude 
32:00 <slinky_J> orderin that t shirt next month
32:00 <slinky_J> after this im done with that fucken site
32:00 <slinky_J> it can die in hell ill find a new one
32:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
33:00 <Maurice> What the poofteenth is that
33:00 <slinky_J> steez
35:00 <Saemon> why would u ever have that on your hand?
36:00 <Saemon> what purpose or function does it serve?
37:00 <Saemon> and unless you're 14 yr old highschool girl goin through a emo/goth sk8ter gal avril lavigne phase, i dont think you should wear it.
48:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/DX0gW.jpg it's doodle
50:00 <slinky_J> because we all have our own fashion sense?
52:00 <slinky_J> uno, u wana express who you are with what you wear
56:00 <Saemon> i see...
57:00 <Saemon> so....with that wrist band thingy, you want to express that you want to be a 14 yr old teenage female?
57:00 <Saemon> and Bastardly_One and his S&M circle would love that wrist band thingy to add to their fetish leather bondage gear btw
01:00 <slinky_J> no
01:00 <slinky_J> it's just a cool accessory
02:00 <slinky_J> anyway dropped a heap of vals so i can get a few hrs sleep
02:00 <slinky_J> peace
48:00 <BlackDevil> http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/fuck-yeah-36.jpg
54:00 <BlackDevil> https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8323236352/h2C8B94C7/
53:00 <BlackDevil> your balls are clean
07:00 <BlackDevil> did you know you can fap without your hands
08:00 <Bastardly_One>  shhhh
10:00 <BlackDevil> http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/23/netflix-launches-spoiler-site-and-audiences-ask-why-4879020/
10:00 <Ana_Ng> ;
14:00 <BlackDevil> lol
46:00 <BartG> So #melbourne... Long time no see...
47:00 <BartG> Happenin...
01:00 <BlackDevil> you killed the channel
02:00 <BlackDevil> good job
02:00 <BartG> I have that kind of effect on a room
03:00 <BartG> Charm.  Oozing off me.
10:00 <BlackDevil> yea that charm just made stebie leave
13:00 <Lumeah> Maybe he missed u. 
13:00 <BartG> brought them back
16:00 <Lumeah> Who  u again? 
19:00 <BartG> I'm just some guy
20:00 <BartG> has a face
20:00 <BartG> shirt
20:00 <BartG> that kind of thing
20:00 <BlackDevil> future stalker
21:00 <BartG> future?
22:00 <BartG> I don't stalk, that involves leaving the house, and no one is good enough to leave the house for.
23:00 <Lumeah> So u leave virtually then. 
23:00 <BartG> Just like now.  *whoosh* surfing the internet superhighway!
23:00 <BartG> Remember that.
23:00 <BartG> Superhighway
23:00 <BartG> Now Webby, Webby I remember.
24:00 <BartG> Back in the day when this was the most advanced social media in the world.
32:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/cUyOU.jpg found picard :P
33:00 <BlackDevil> thats normal
37:00 <Lumeah> Man thats sad. 
37:00 <paNdiS> wot is
37:00 <BlackDevil> i have an exact penis like that
37:00 <Lumeah> You do not 
37:00 <paNdiS> if the dude in that pic lost weight
37:00 <Lumeah> The link above 
37:00 <paNdiS> he'd gain an inch
38:00 <Lumeah> Yeah hw would 
38:00 <paNdiS> look at all that pouch fat
38:00 <paNdiS> prob get to a good size hard neway then
38:00 <Lumeah> Ni thanks. Like skinny boney men
38:00 <paNdiS> it's like when u see porn they've already pumped their dicks to make them hang long
38:00 <Lumeah> Long as it works 
39:00 <paNdiS> lol
39:00 <TheRiddler> I think that is his size hard
39:00 <Lumeah> Nothing wrong with limp
39:00 <paNdiS> i cannae wait to b skinny again
39:00 <paNdiS> lol riddles
39:00 <ashleighXtrinity> That would be disappoing
39:00 <Lumeah> Last pic i saw ya was. 
39:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Disappointing*
40:00 <paNdiS> ino i was
40:00 <paNdiS> but i put on round 3 kilo over winter i feel fat as
40:00 <TheRiddler> the skin was pulled back without help
40:00 <Lumeah> Scary 
40:00 <TheRiddler> foreskin*
41:00 <Lumeah> How he wank.. With his pinky and thumb tip? 
41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
41:00 <TheRiddler> rub the head with his thumb probably
41:00 <paNdiS> i gots no foreskin
42:00 <Lumeah> Nice
43:00 <paNdiS> :P
44:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/A855Y.jpg
47:00 <paNdiS> LMFAO
49:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Mmm uncut is ewy
51:00 <TheRiddler> :(
56:00 <Fez> Its natural
57:00 <Lumeah> Morning Fez 
57:00 <ShadowLurker> it's not pretty
58:00 <Fez> I dont find dicks attractive at all. Cut or uncut.
59:00 <TheRiddler> ^
59:00 <Lumeah> I diio
00:00 <TheRiddler> you wont see it much if it's inside you :p
00:00 <Fez> Chocking on its ok hwy lume
00:00 <Lumeah> Lol.. Is it? 
01:00 <Fez> Hey
01:00 <Fez> Iuwwo
01:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh well dicks arent the prettiest of bodyparts
01:00 <TheRiddler> and hard dicks usually the skin is pulled back
01:00 <Lumeah> Oi.. Lol. 
01:00 <TheRiddler> behind the head
01:00 <Lumeah> Checky
01:00 <ShadowLurker> can you spell at all
02:00 <Lumeah> No
02:00 <ashleighXtrinity> They can be
02:00 <ShadowLurker> clearly
02:00 <ShadowLurker> some can
02:00 <ShadowLurker> but not many
03:00 <ShadowLurker> but the pretty to nonpretty ration for vaginas is a lot higher
03:00 <ShadowLurker> ratio*
03:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Thats true
04:00 <Fez> Wonder what people would say if i said i only like cut vaginas
04:00 <paNdiS> fk my net
04:00 <paNdiS> vaginaplasty is wrong.
04:00 <ShadowLurker> theres some that get them cut
05:00 <Fez> Y not eh
05:00 <ShadowLurker> google female circumcision
05:00 <paNdiS> I heard about a guy that became a dolphin, pretty cool.
05:00 <paNdiS> google it and find a vid
05:00 <ShadowLurker> shits fucked up
05:00 <paNdiS> ^
05:00 <Fez> Thats an ep of south park pandis
05:00 <TheRiddler> I'm making eggs benedict
06:00 <ShadowLurker> cook the man some fucking eggs
06:00 <TheRiddler> soft poached eggs are so good
07:00 <ShadowLurker> yup
07:00 <Lumeah> Yeah so are penis extensions. :p
09:00 <Fez> Breasts!!!
09:00 <Lumeah> Wrong that is.. Like two penises in one.. Eww
10:00 <Lumeah> Dead guys cock.. Lol
12:00 <ShadowLurker> wot
19:00 <paNdiS> lols fez ino
20:00 <paNdiS> nobody can eat forty eggs!
21:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.homelife.com.au/recipe/how+to+make+perfect+poached+eggs,5206
21:00 <Fez> Unless thts not your idea of perfect
22:00 <TheRiddler> I like this way more than using a ring to make it
24:00 <paNdiS> yeha 
24:00 <paNdiS> i just poach mine in a deep frying pan
24:00 <paNdiS> same way i poach fish
24:00 <paNdiS> ohh dang this is my last day b4 healthy eating :(
25:00 <Lumeah> Aww :(
26:00 <paNdiS> nah is cool i have Gamberi to eat
26:00 <paNdiS> and some potato n bacon soup
27:00 <paNdiS> my pants uno those ones i got, they feel so tight now lol
27:00 <paNdiS> FUCK YOU WINTER
27:00 <paNdiS> Me; Or you could do me a solid bro and smuggle me into your country, just don't put me in an orange crate with fifty Mexicans..
27:00 <paNdiS> American; "I wouldn't do that because the crate would only be half full."
27:00 <paNdiS> ahahaha
29:00 <paNdiS> listen to this Lumeah lolol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3z8KLRQzUQ
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ned Calls Crayola (UNCENSORED) (Mar 5, 2009) 3:26 - Category: Comedy - 189,317 views - 522 likes (94.7%), 29 dislikes (5.3%)
29:00 <paNdiS> ned calls the zoo is lolarious too
30:00 <paNdiS> and ned calls about sex doll, or someshit
30:00 <paNdiS> 2009 my ass this shit is like 2000
31:00 <paNdiS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Irs1ewDoM
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ned calls about RealDoll (Dec 13, 2007) 5:22 - Category: Comedy - 2,016,211 views - 2,222 likes (91.1%), 216 dislikes (8.9%)
31:00 <paNdiS> TheRiddler ^
32:00 <Lumeah> Lol good one 
38:00 <Fez> Whens GoT s5 aired?
39:00 <BlackDevil> when you google it
39:00 <BlackDevil> lol
39:00 <Fez> Hahaha
45:00 <Fez> Pandis knows
46:00 <BlackDevil> paNdiS knows a lot
46:00 <Fez> If he doesnt, Shoot him
46:00 <BlackDevil> he is the dolly lama on IRC
46:00 <BlackDevil> dala
46:00 <BlackDevil> dolly
46:00 <BlackDevil> lol
46:00 <paNdiS> rofl
46:00 <paNdiS> !!!!
46:00 <paNdiS> did anyone listen to those Ned pranks?
46:00 <Fez> I think dolly lama was spot on
46:00 <Fez> :P
46:00 <paNdiS> i am kinda pretty :P
47:00 <dolly_lama> bam! new nick <3
47:00 <BlackDevil> ned pranks?
47:00 <Fez> Only with a cock in your moith
47:00 <Fez> Mouth
47:00 <dolly_lama> nick no. 871623786182736
47:00 <dolly_lama> yeah bd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3z8KLRQzUQ
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ned Calls Crayola (UNCENSORED) (Mar 5, 2009) 3:26 - Category: Comedy - views - 523 likes (94.7%), 29 dislikes (5.3%)
48:00 <dolly_lama> this is my all time fav besides https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Irs1ewDoM
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ned calls about RealDoll (Dec 13, 2007) 0 - Category: Comedy - 2,016,213 views - 2,222 likes (91.1%), 216 dislikes (8.9%)
48:00 <dolly_lama> ^ u will love second one
48:00 <dolly_lama> ned calls about condom is good too
48:00 <Fez> He will love realdoll?
48:00 <Fez> Hehe
48:00 <Moke> poolice
48:00 <dolly_lama> lol listen to it fez
48:00 <Fez> Nah
49:00 <dolly_lama> its this radio station dude in america that pranks companies
49:00 <dolly_lama> Bubba The Blowfish
49:00 <Fez> Ok
49:00 <Moke> kill all muslims
49:00 <Fez> Nick switch?
49:00 <Moke> fucking scum of the earth
49:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr7OCRfnjEw
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Butt plug (Feb 26, 2008) 1:43 - Category: Comedy - 500,772 views - 3,614 likes (97%), 112 dislikes (3%)
50:00 <dolly_lama> Moke there's a muslim one too
50:00 <dolly_lama> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QST5YolmAG0
50:00 <Fez> Muslims are cool
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ned Calls The Islamic Culture Centre (Jan 31, 2008) 0 - Category: Comedy - 314,092 views - 1,867 likes (86.7%), 286 dislikes (13.3%)
51:00 <Fez> Tgey dress like ninjas!!
51:00 <Fez> Tgey!!!
53:00 <dolly_lama> u like moke ?
55:00 <Fez> I should move to nt
57:00 <Fez> Can you do the caterpillar maurice?
57:00 <Fez> Also hi
02:00 <dolly_lama> "I'm thinking thirty-two virgins, three midgets, ten crack whores, ten gorillas, a donkey, five black guys, a Peurto Rican hermaphrodite, throw in a couple dozen hampsters for good measure and uh, a guy in a chicken suit."
02:00 <dolly_lama> ROFL
03:00 <Fez> Did u cream when u read tgat panda
03:00 <BlackDevil> i cream all the time
03:00 <BlackDevil> when i get touched
03:00 <BlackDevil> i jizz
04:00 <Fez> On ana?
10:00 <BlackDevil> on anal
11:00 <BlackDevil> butt plug
11:00 <BlackDevil> Ana_Ng's thing
11:00 <Ana_Ng> blackdevil's ding-a-ling
11:00 <BlackDevil> hi mate
11:00 <BlackDevil> heard you got glined
12:00 <Ana_Ng> ok
12:00 <Lumeah> Lol oops 
13:00 <BlackDevil> dont care?
13:00 <BlackDevil> bit rude
21:00 <Fez> Bit ignorant
22:00 <BlackDevil> do you sit on faces
23:00 <Fez> I know youre asking ana
24:00 <Fez> Wonder if she knows
26:00 <paNdiS> fkn net
26:00 <paNdiS> hope tommorrow when they call they've figured out if its the wiring or some shit
29:00 <paNdiS> doccie
31:00 <BlackDevil> internet is fine for me
33:00 <paNdiS> yer it's got to be shoddy wiring or something outside
33:00 <paNdiS> i replaced my modem already so it's not that
33:00 <BlackDevil> maybe your router
33:00 <paNdiS> got a new one
33:00 <paNdiS> they should fuck off with the monitoring and just send some fuck around.
33:00 <doctor> pandis
34:00 <paNdiS> hey man, how are ya
35:00 <paNdiS> only problem, wont let me copy to itunes so i have to dl from soulseek ffs.
35:00 <paNdiS> I wonder what percentage frustration with modern technology contributes to crime
37:00 <Ana_Ng> middle class crime
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> Headline reads; School Student Butchers Classmate In Home Economics After Putting Mobile Phone In Blender
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> "My life is over!" *stab stab*
40:00 <BlackDevil> damn it panda
41:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive
41:00 <BlackDevil> http://giant.gfycat.com/DigitalLeafyBandicoot.gif
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn cant wait for tomorrow
42:00 <BlackDevil> i know
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
42:00 <BlackDevil> going to meet finally
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> ino babby
42:00 <BlackDevil> find a hotel
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> we can hold hands and skip down the mall
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
42:00 <BlackDevil> and have a couple hours of fun
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok str8 to the sex
42:00 <BlackDevil> yea then dinner
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck me like daniel radcliff in Kill Your Darlings
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> missionary baby
42:00 <BlackDevil> also click my link
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> that a bus?
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> my first job was cleaning busses hahahaha
43:00 <BlackDevil> yyea
43:00 <BlackDevil> bus
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> clean graff one day n i see my own tag
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahuhuhu
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> we used to drive the bus down TTP shoppin mall to get lunch!
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> n get stoned
00:00 <BlackDevil> Ana_Ng
01:00 <BlackDevil> do you like sitting on men?
01:00 <lumeah2> Sit sit sit on him. Lol
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