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00:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/q8BiBEf.jpg
00:00 <Cath^> it's all g33k to me
02:00 <couleurs> :)
04:00 <Matthew> welcome to Cath^
05:00 <Loof> welcoming people like he owns the place
05:00 <Loof> you don't own me!
06:00 <dematerialised> i know right
06:00 <dematerialised> fight the power
06:00 <Loof> lol
06:00 <Matthew> get off your period, loser
06:00 <Loof> haha
06:00 <Loof> reow
06:00 <Matthew> stop attacking me for everything I say
06:00 <Loof> why i get awesome reactions
07:00 <dematerialised> how dare you talk about him Loof
07:00 <dematerialised> he is the Queen!
07:00 <Loof> rofl
07:00 <Cath^> hi Matthew thanks
12:00 <couleurs> agreed.
12:00 <Maurice> Blah blah blah
12:00 <Matthew> no worries Cath^
13:00 <couleurs> Don't Have a Cow, Man.
14:00 <couleurs> Happy EOFY Every!!!!!!
14:00 <couleurs> and TGiF!!!!!!!!!!!!
14:00 <Matthew> happy new financial year everyone xxx hope it will be another prosperous one
16:00 <couleurs> Rihanna comes out as a massive Star Trek fan
16:00 <couleurs> what a nerd!!!!!!!!!
16:00 <couleurs> this is on top of my twitter feed right now
18:00 <dematerialised> someone on my FB just posted about her life being shit
18:00 <dematerialised> and wanting to kill herslf
18:00 <dematerialised> im resisting temptation to post RIP
18:00 <dematerialised> because she's an attention seeking whore
18:00 <couleurs> bich
19:00 <dematerialised> i hate it when people are like "woe is me" when its completely their own fault
35:00 <Loof> sup kate :)
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks!
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahhh just back from shopping… I buy so much junk!
35:00 <Loof> lol we all do
35:00 <Loof> hows your day been tho?
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah crusie…. caught up with a friend for coffee
39:00 <Loof> nice!
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> what bout you?
39:00 <Loof> just woke up lol
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice
41:00 <Loof> speaking of coffee, that's an irie idea!
46:00 <Loof> arrrgh flu sucks, coughing fit gave me a headache :/
46:00 <Loof> sneezing every few mins
46:00 <Loof> hate winter
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif, it’s the best :P
46:00 <Loof> lol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler!
06:00 <Loof> TheRiddler is it true you were on irc laughing about your mate in the next room raping a 10 year old girl when you were in Vietnam?
08:00 <Loof> why didn't you report him when you got back to aus?
10:00 <Loof> hopefully someone has logs of that night
12:00 <faux> no one was raping anybody 
12:00 <Loof> i hope not
13:00 <faux> TheRiddler went and knocked and checked on his friend
13:00 <faux> she was 13.. which is still creepy as fuck
13:00 <Loof> fark
13:00 <faux> but they werent doing anything 
13:00 <Loof> cool :)
14:00 <Loof> i can relax
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, riddler has creepy friends....
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want a vietnamese salad thinigie i had last night 
16:00 <Loof> you had pho?
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was delish x 10
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw pho freaks me out
16:00 <Loof> lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was like chicken, with salad and noodles and some tangy sauce
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> some peanuts
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> delish stuff
17:00 <Loof> i want food
17:00 <Loof> so bad
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> the last place i went to was horrible and i hadn’t eaten vietnamese food for ages…. so i was reluctant to eat oit last night
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> go get some then loof
17:00 <Loof> we don't have jack :(
17:00 <Loof> oh well coffee will do
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> well venture out
18:00 <Loof> agoraphobia 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i went out n got stuff to make laksa…
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah that sucks…. woolies delivery / coles ? Ya wife?
19:00 <Loof> all good :)
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> phew!
19:00 <Loof> i might microwave a potato with some soy sauce
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds…. 
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> interesting :P
20:00 <Loof> lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> make chips?
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> oven fries
20:00 <Loof> yeah
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can par boil some potatoes and then bake em
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> drizzle some  oil + salt on em
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAM
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> done
20:00 <Loof> yum
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> cut em into wedges
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i so need a nana nap....
21:00 <Loof> same
22:00 <TheRiddler> it was philippines and yeah I dont believe they did anything
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> right… i need a nana nap! :P
24:00 <TheRiddler> not to say it wasn't wrong on any level
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> chat later bitches
24:00 <TheRiddler> later kk
24:00 <TheRiddler> oh
32:00 <faux> steamed potato in the microwave is bomb
32:00 <faux> with cheese and salsa 
32:00 <faux> i just spilt freshly made tea down my tummy
32:00 <faux> great
33:00 <faux> that didnt hurt at all..
33:00 <faux> is vio on loof i miss yim
33:00 <faux> him *
37:00 <Loof> nah leimy is on
38:00 <Loof> vio is tomorrow at midnight
42:00 <faux> no i mean online
42:00 <faux> not on air
42:00 <Loof> oh nah :(
43:00 <faux> bastard
43:00 <Loof> lol
43:00 <faux> lol
43:00 <Loof> he's not doing to well atm, his mum is really sick :(
43:00 <Loof> so fucked :(
43:00 <Loof> i'm praying for her constantly
44:00 <Loof> why can't it be my mum instead
46:00 <Loof> can't wait till they come up with a cure for old age
47:00 <Loof> he's so strong, he keeps positive no matter what
47:00 <Loof> he could be in hell and he'd still be smiling
47:00 <Loof> such a trooper
47:00 <Loof> i love him
47:00 <faux> oh no
47:00 <faux> how sad
48:00 <faux> i will light a candle for her today
48:00 <Loof> cool :)
48:00 <faux> yeah hes a good chap
48:00 <faux> him and his bloody irieness
48:00 <faux> lol
48:00 <Loof> lol
48:00 <Loof> he's the irieman
49:00 <Loof> says his coming to aus!
49:00 <Loof> can't wait
50:00 <faux> excuse me what
50:00 <faux> hebetter come to sydney and show me his butt
50:00 <Loof> rofl
51:00 <Loof> no doubt he'll go visit you
51:00 <faux> good
51:00 <Loof> :)
51:00 <faux> ill smash his head in otherwise
51:00 <faux> irie this bitvh
51:00 <faux> lol
51:00 <Loof> lol
52:00 <faux> IF YO LEAVE MEE NOOOOWWWWW
52:00 <faux> U TSKEAWAU THE BIGGEST PART OF MEEE
52:00 <faux> OOO O O O  OO OO O OHHH
52:00 <faux> BABY PLEASE DONT GOOO
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <faux>  construction workers outside are listenin to tthe radio
52:00 <faux> and singing what very little lyrics they know
52:00 <faux> theyre being more entertaining than annoying today
52:00 <Loof> lol
52:00 <faux> they were talkinbabout "will' crosby before
52:00 <faux> knao
52:00 <faux> lmao*
53:00 <Loof> lol
53:00 <Loof> tradies, bless em
53:00 <faux> good ol will crosby
54:00 <faux> lunch time here
54:00 <faux> adios loofizzle
54:00 <Loof> laters :)
28:00 <dematerialised> my cruiser weighs sixteen thousand kilograms
29:00 <Loof> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13537690_158860264526796_7539227648524530958_n.jpg?oh=7e1e4f423d28c1f4617f0050ef28daaf&oe=580730D7  <--- the Wendy's in Beaver needs to rethink their signage!
30:00 <dematerialised> i would like to visit wendy's beaver
30:00 <Loof> lol
30:00 <dematerialised> have a look around
30:00 <dematerialised> get a feel for the place
30:00 <Loof> rofl
10:00 <zaim> https://i.imgur.com/NwuiNCw.gifv
11:00 <dematerialised> he ded
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
23:00 <Matthew> hello
24:00 <partay> *SIP*
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> HELLO from the other side!
26:00 <dematerialised> hellooooooooooo
26:00 <dematerialised> is it meeeeee you're looking for?
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ve decided that, im gonna book a holiday to bali wif me tax return...
26:00 <dematerialised> solid plan
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> fingers crossed… like the grandparents will look after the child
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> ren
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the husband is ok wif that…. 
27:00 <partay> thanks Malcolm
28:00 <dematerialised> what?
28:00 <partay> huh ?
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> its pretty cheap to go to bali and have a week of luxury than stay in australia…
29:00 <partay> yah it is 
29:00 <partay> AUS is bs for a nice holiday
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> however, i can see it being 3 nights in a fancy pants byron resort
29:00 <TheRon> labor is $8 liberals $1.08
29:00 <partay> even NZ is cheaper
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep!
29:00 <TheRon> get on
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just wanna get massages, eat delish food, swim at the beach and have lots of sex
30:00 <dematerialised> monkey mia is $80 a night and its lovely
30:00 <dematerialised> you just gotta fly here :P
30:00 <partay> come to the Che Partay 
30:00 <TheRon> maybe some weed?
30:00 <partay> ;)
30:00 <dematerialised> all of the bali without the millions of stinky tourists
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeh but i’d hire a villa
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> im not smoking weed, fuck that. 
31:00 <partay> give the weed a miss in Bali 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> I shall have to consult wif the husband… i bet he’ll be like….. naw lets do byron :|
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah totes give bali a miss wif weed
31:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 have you released his balls from your handbag ?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> occassionally
34:00 <partay> You holiday in Bali I'm buying a new stainless fridge 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha haw
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.donkeyvotie.org/
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> voting tomoz
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ve got too many peeps spamming me FB with ‘how to vote’ pick this party bs
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> so im passing it on to you lot
39:00 <partay> I like Serenity's idea of just drawing penis's on the ballot paper 
40:00 <Matthew> so do I
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif waste your vote!
40:00 <dematerialised> that donkeyvote thing is stupid
40:00 <dematerialised> abc vote compass
40:00 <dematerialised> if you actually have no idea
40:00 <dematerialised> is your best bet
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, it’s not a stupid thing. It’s giving you info…
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> everyone knows the vot compass if you have no idea who you’re voting for
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> vote
41:00 <partay> yah ive done the vote compass and it aligned pretty much to my voting preference 
42:00 <dematerialised> no, the donkie vote website thing is stupid and satire and if i find out anybody used that to influence their voting preference i will personally excommunicate them from the league of shadows
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos its satrical…. 
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> use vote compass if you have NO fucking idea what you’re doing - sure.
48:00 <Doodle> [16:40] <katatonic_kate01> sif waste your vote!
48:00 <Doodle> rrrrrrrrofl
48:00 <Doodle> voting is a waste
48:00 <Doodle> man up and pay the fine if you're not going to vote
48:00 <Doodle> tell them why you didnt vote
48:00 <dematerialised> ^
48:00 <Doodle> if everybody did that we wouldnt have this bullshit
49:00 <dematerialised> again, compulsory voting shouldn't be a thing
49:00 <dematerialised> people who give a shit should vote, and that's it
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i’ll vote cos democracy !
49:00 <Doodle> its not democracy
49:00 <Doodle> democracy is what just happened in britain
50:00 <Doodle> our elections are far from counting up the votes and seeing who got the most
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> consitutional democacy
50:00 <Doodle> so far removed nobody uderstands it
50:00 <TheRon> 450!
50:00 <Doodle> amen brb
52:00 <Doodle> brrr
52:00 <Doodle> i just did a jigsaw with me niece, map of australia
52:00 <Doodle> was easy til we had to do all the ocean
52:00 <Doodle> :/
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow
52:00 <Doodle> school holidays and the internet went down!
52:00 <Doodle> PANIC
53:00 <Doodle> jack was beside himself
53:00 <TheRon> give him some weed to mellow him out
54:00 <Doodle> never
54:00 <partay> TheRon always thinking 
54:00 <Doodle> also this was at my parents place they dont have any weed
54:00 <TheRon> damn
55:00 <partay> TheRon scores off his parents 
55:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/lkbNHbi.jpg
55:00 <Matthew> yay for voting...
56:00 <TheRon> Matthew: you'd be a christian right supoorter wouldn't you?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> school holidays… me mum is gonna be down yew
56:00 <Matthew> no
56:00 <dematerialised> as Paul Keating would say "an intellectual nobody"
57:00 <Doodle> SCUMBAG
57:00 <partay> "get a job"
57:00 <Doodle> thats what pk wold say
57:00 <dematerialised> haha
57:00 <dematerialised> i still love watching all his old videos on youtube
58:00 <TheRon> paul keating does satnd for any rudeness or name calling, like he told that olf fart john lawks, he's above that kind of thing
58:00 <TheRon> laws
01:00 <katatonic_kate01>  totally rethinking laksa right now with the amount of cutting up!
01:00 <TheRon> i'm puting pork on my fork
02:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t31.0-8/13569040_10207666499314137_2474641449709728012_o.jpg
02:00 <Doodle> 4 secs of sun today
02:00 <dematerialised> lol
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_sXjV4M73U
02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: New hair June 2016 Views: 22,553 Uploader: amy slaton Uploaded: Jun 26, 2016 Duration: 4m25s Rating: 3.71
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> that woman reminds me of the penguins
04:00 <TheRon> runnin on
04:00 <TheRon> runnin on empty
08:00 <Doodle> Disappointment as Richmond brothel fails to arouse winning bid
08:00 <Doodle> When this Melbourne brothel opened on Saturday it was the first time in its long and colourful history that nobody came.
08:00 <Doodle> eehehehehehee
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
09:00 <Doodle> aka daniel johns sex life
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auzfTPp4moA
09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Heads Will Roll Views: 28,250,228 Uploader: YeahYeahYeahsVEVO Uploaded: Nov 24, 2009 Duration: 3m43s Rating: 4.89
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> o
09:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Kiss Kiss.mp3 (3.84MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:11)
09:00 <TheRon> like a rolling stone
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’d have hot lusty sex wif him
10:00 <Serenity> 2:39pm] <partay> I like Serenity's idea of just drawing penis's on the ballot paper
10:00 <Doodle> he's a woman with a moustache drawn on, katatonic_kate01
10:00 <Serenity> im not doing that anymore, im using my vote to give my kiwi friend who isnt allowed to vote a vote
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> he has a cock
10:00 <Doodle> its glued on
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
11:00 <Matthew> all the things she saidddd
11:00 <Doodle> even natalie imbruglia was more butch than him
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> as long as it isn;t limp - i’m good to go
11:00 <partay> Doodle bitch magnet looking good 
11:00 <Doodle> ty partay
11:00 <Doodle> needs a wash
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <dematerialised> mine is fucking filthy at the moment
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> needs a hot hat and a moe
11:00 <Doodle> its been raining for 2 weeks here pretty much
11:00 <dematerialised> ever since getting new tyres it gets this weird grease/film coming thruogh the gaps in the rear panels
11:00 <Doodle> so no point
12:00 <Serenity> gosh the sun here today is lovely
12:00 <Doodle> its the shit they put on em for storage dematerialised
12:00 <Doodle> it will wear off eventually
12:00 <partay> dematerialised you have a barina ?
12:00 <dematerialised> i hope so Doodle, they've done well over 5000km already
12:00 <Doodle> oh
12:00 <dematerialised> its annoying
12:00 <Doodle> in that case
12:00 <Doodle> it could be the oil in the contruction of the tyres failing
12:00 <Doodle> +s
12:00 <dematerialised> that's probably what it is
12:00 <dematerialised> they are cheapies
12:00 <Doodle> what sort of tyres are they
13:00 <Doodle> ahh
13:00 <katatonic_kate01>  black?
13:00 <Doodle> lol
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> giggles
13:00 <Doodle> i run achilles tyres have for years, theyre cheap af
13:00 <dematerialised> its just annoying, wash the car, drive it for a week, come back and there's shit on the rear
13:00 <partay> made from potato skins ?
13:00 <Serenity> i has cum hoes
13:00 <Doodle> its not brake dust?
13:00 <dematerialised> i dont think so
13:00 <dematerialised> brb i'll go take a pic
14:00 <Doodle> i assume it gets in the panel gaps and runs out when its wet
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i assume zero fucks given, its a car
14:00 <Serenity> ..
14:00 <Serenity> you're the worst kate
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw i honestly dont give a fuck bout cars
15:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 you havent ridden in Doodle's bitch magnet obviously 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <partay> he has shamwow at the ready 
15:00 <Serenity> shes pregnant she'd never get in it
15:00 <Doodle> lmao
15:00 <Serenity> or out of it for that matter
15:00 <Doodle> she'd get in
15:00 <Doodle> ye
15:00 <Doodle> not out
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> Steves brother races cars… like old school cars but modified or some shit… ive listened to hours upon hours 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> about cars
16:00 <Doodle> WELL SOOOORRRY
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
16:00 <Doodle> would you prefer i kick ban u then we talk about cars
16:00 <Doodle> :P
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> *sticks finger up*
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> SMD
16:00 <Doodle> PLEASE GIVE US ANOTHER 2 HOUR ANECDOTE ABOUT YOUR WOMB
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH!
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif i even talk about Jack that much
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, more than your car
17:00 <Serenity> i miss sonias asshole that was a interesting topic
17:00 <Clarkson> tobor: go back to china bitch
17:00 <Serenity> and most comfortable
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the hell
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
17:00 <Doodle> lmao
17:00 <Doodle> would a photo help sezz
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i ate too many cookies, it’s cold and i can’t get out of bed, and i don’t wanna cook…. 
18:00 <Serenity> ummm
18:00 <Serenity> not so much
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> can someone send help
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> asap
18:00 <Matthew> katatonic_kate01 i need to show you a photo of my Jack i took today
18:00 <Doodle> oh
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh…
18:00 <Doodle> what am i going to do with the 25 i have then
18:00 <Serenity> fap furiously
18:00 <Serenity> obv
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <Doodle> eehhehe
19:00 <Doodle> great days
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> are 5 prawns gonna make me laksa taste prawny
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> like raw ones
20:00 <Doodle> i dunno i dont eat ladyboi food
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> me either
20:00 <Matthew> https://s31.postimg.org/i05pggmwb/IMG_5042.jpg
20:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Black Eyed Peas - Dont Lie.mp3 (5.36MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:51)
20:00 <Matthew> eek. isnt he cute??
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> awwwwwwwwwww
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> cutie!
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think my jack will be a ranga
21:00 <Doodle> god
21:00 <Doodle> not another one
21:00 <dematerialised> Doodle: http://imgur.com/a/89VFH
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
21:00 <Doodle> how long have you known this
21:00 <partay> rangas steal souls 
21:00 <Matthew> my brother is blonde so I think jack will have 'dirty blonde' hair
21:00 <Matthew> it is gradually getting darker
21:00 <Doodle> oh lol dematerialised
22:00 <Doodle> your tyres are picking up more road grit cos they have more tread
22:00 <dematerialised> its down both side of the car and the rear door seals
22:00 <Doodle> and feeding it into your panels
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have alburn colour - strawberry blonde growing up… stevie has black
22:00 <Doodle> my mates ba does the same thing
22:00 <dematerialised> you reckon? its really oily to the touch
22:00 <dematerialised> who knows
22:00 <Doodle> yeah its road grit and oil off the roads
22:00 <dematerialised> suppose it could be pulling more liquid off the road too
22:00 <dematerialised> yeah
22:00 <Doodle> she'll be right m8
22:00 <Serenity> i need sushi in my life
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> o need sleep
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> i
23:00 <Doodle> if it was black and running down your car i;d be worried
23:00 <partay> i need another bourbon
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a maid
23:00 <dematerialised> nah what yuo see there is basically it
23:00 <dematerialised> that patch is the first bit to comeback
23:00 <TheRon> poison fish, poison fish,poison, ahh good fish
23:00 <dematerialised> the rest of the dirt is because it hasntbeen awshed in a month
23:00 <dematerialised> she's filthy
23:00 <Doodle> like her owner
23:00 <Serenity> stop driving on shit roads then
23:00 <dematerialised> hehe
24:00 <[peakin]> Hello all
24:00 <dematerialised> i keep meaning to go to bunnings and getting a high pressure hose
24:00 <TheRon> doodle any more drivers die driving to daylesford this week?
24:00 <Doodle> not that i can see
24:00 <Doodle> i got my pressure extension from bunnings dematerialised
24:00 <Serenity> TheRon says the strangest fucking things
25:00 <Doodle> just runs off me garden hose
25:00 <dematerialised> yeah
25:00 <dematerialised> i just want something to blast the dirt off before i take it to the laserwash
25:00 <Doodle> not as good as a real one but way better than just a hose
25:00 <Doodle> ye
25:00 <dematerialised> laserwash does a shit job at getting the sap/bee piss off
25:00 <Doodle> damn sexy bees
25:00 <Clarkson> Always knew they were dogs bu misleading people with that fat fuck saying 
26:00 <Matthew> TheRon
26:00 <TheRon> yes!
27:00 <Matthew> 100 years since Somme. RIP
29:00 <TheRon> yes, the needless deaths
30:00 <partay> http://imgur.com/gallery/WnAyn
30:00 <Matthew> go Portugal
30:00 <Matthew> and go wales tonight!!!
30:00 <Loof> yum that chuck is smokin hot
30:00 <Loof> chick*
31:00 <TheRon> makes me wanna invade poland
31:00 <partay> TheRon zing 
32:00 <TheRon> it's only teenage wasteland
47:00 <TheRon> go storm
48:00 <partay> yes
48:00 <partay> Go Storm
48:00 <TheRon> storm $2.25 good value
48:00 <partay> definitely
48:00 <partay> i put $50 on them
49:00 <TheRon> gambling responsibly?
49:00 <partay> $50 isn't responsible ?
49:00 <partay> that's my only bet 
49:00 <TheRon> depends on the person
50:00 <TheRon> bugger the $50, mortgage the house
50:00 <partay> TheRon high roller 
51:00 <TheRon> ooh bob dylan - hurricane
53:00 <TheRon> get on port adelaide,38+
55:00 <Matthew> Storm by 2
55:00 <Matthew> Port by 12
56:00 <TheRon> bit early but mitch marsh to woin the alan border medal
56:00 <TheRon> man of the match the other night, with more to come
57:00 <TheRon> 32 with the bat, 3 for 13 with the ball
00:00 <Matthew> as long as we win the Ashes next year, which we will, my carefactor is limited.
00:00 <Matthew> ciao all xx
01:00 <couleurs> chow gay boy
02:00 <TheRon> not that there's anything wrong with it
03:00 <couleurs> vote gay 1 tomorrow and make america great again
04:00 <TheRon> i voted 10 days ago
04:00 <couleurs> Lucky.
04:00 <dematerialised> i voted tomorrow
04:00 <couleurs> me 2
04:00 <TheRon> i looked at the senate paper and went, fuck it
05:00 <TheRon> the senate paper doesn't even fit in the voting booth, goodluck reading that
05:00 <couleurs> i'm just gonna draw a big fat dick on both
05:00 <couleurs> I Voted.
06:00 <dematerialised> im gonna vote for myself
06:00 <TheRon> have you got time time, draw donald duck fucking bugs bunny
06:00 <Clarkson> let the next person cop the all shit
08:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pSh0VAVYn4
08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: SouthPark ''Vote or Die'' HD Clip Views: 614,895 Uploader: SouthParkHDClips Uploaded: Mar 9, 2014 Duration: 1m8s Rating: 4.94
09:00 <TheRon> vote or die?
11:00 <couleurs> i choose die
12:00 <partay> couleurs you voted Liberal
12:00 <couleurs> no i diden't it's tomorrow
13:00 <partay> if you draw a dick on the ballot paper.. you voted Liberal 
13:00 <couleurs> good 1
14:00 <partay> a donkey vote is a vote for the enbumbant party 
14:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=share&v=Gc5A5tW6DqM&app=desktop
14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Senate Voting | Shaun Micallef's MAD AS HELL | Wednesdays, 8:30pm, ABC Views: 18,753 Uploader: madashellabctv Uploaded: Jun 1, 2016 Duration: 1m2s Rating: 4.82
15:00 <couleurs> old people who take politics seriously are the best
15:00 <TheRon> partay: another brick in the wall
16:00 <partay> couleurs will be whining when he has to pay $50 to see a doctor
16:00 <partay> and ask why ?
16:00 <partay> LOL
16:00 <partay> anyway
16:00 <partay> TheRon i love that film clip
17:00 <TheRon> yes great clip
17:00 <TheRon> money
19:00 <couleurs> i'd vote 4 micallef 
19:00 <TheRon> me too
19:00 <TheRon> the ex pm
19:00 <TheRon> the chaser was pretty funny
20:00 <couleurs> yes
20:00 <GoldSpade> the nerd knows everthing on that show
20:00 <couleurs> now they're bad
20:00 <partay> GoldSpank 
20:00 <GoldSpade> ayyy how ya going
20:00 <GoldSpade> pansy
21:00 <GoldSpade> the good thing about being a nerd is not going to a die a virgin
21:00 <partay> lol
21:00 <partay> good
21:00 <partay> hows you buttplug?
21:00 <GoldSpade> how did you know about that
22:00 <partay> you dont remember leaving the webcam on ?
22:00 <TheRon> what song was shaun singing ta the end?
23:00 <GoldSpade> errr I dont have a webcam but I yeah I do have the other thing
23:00 <GoldSpade> I wore it to the shops once
23:00 <GoldSpade> I dared myself
23:00 <partay> a chick told me she came using a buttplug 
23:00 <GoldSpade> I got a set
23:00 <TheRon> very nice, how much?
24:00 <GoldSpade> think it was around 70$
24:00 <TheRon> i meant her
24:00 <GoldSpade> oh
29:00 <partay> lol
29:00 <partay> TheRon is on his game tonight 
29:00 <GoldSpade> yeah I reckon
34:00 <TheRon> till the landslide brought me down
37:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/7IL07cl
37:00 <TheRon> born in the usa..........
37:00 <GoldSpade> is that a nude pic
38:00 <partay> lol
39:00 <TheRon> bill shorten could do an ad for the zinger burger
39:00 <GoldSpade> huh wtf
41:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/3TD72go.gifv
41:00 <GoldSpade> more porn
42:00 <couleurs> lol he missed too
42:00 <TheRon> is that an england joke
43:00 <couleurs> no, ochoa is mexican gk
43:00 <couleurs> he was good @ world cup
43:00 <TheRon> mexico, has he been taken out and shot yet?
44:00 <couleurs> no but now he's bad so yea
44:00 <TheRon> players do tend to "disappear" from that region
44:00 <amsy> https://gfycat.com/AthleticLastingCrayfish me and cc irl
45:00 <TheRon> very nice, she could be wearing a bra
45:00 <partay> lol amsy
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <amsy> https://i.imgur.com/aUjemac.gifv partay irl
48:00 <TheRon> oh yes!
49:00 <partay> OMG that's me 
49:00 <amsy> told u
49:00 <partay> I lost that fight too 
49:00 <couleurs> lol amsy good 1
51:00 <couleurs> i watched that video today...
51:00 <couleurs> !picsies
51:00 <amsy> lollll
51:00 <TheRon> 6 2 & 2 to cook pork
53:00 <partay> TheRon depending on the thickness
53:00 <TheRon> well yes!
53:00 <partay> for a 2cm thick... you need high heat
53:00 <partay> to keep to the 6 2 2 
54:00 <TheRiddler> this doomsday preppers show is so awful
55:00 <partay> yah
55:00 <TheRiddler> they killed a large bird in front of a bunch of kids
55:00 <partay> c r a z i e s 
55:00 <TheRiddler> poor kids
55:00 <partay> but it is a "tv show"
55:00 <partay> like Pawn Stars 
55:00 <TheRiddler> scarred for life
56:00 <TheRiddler> 1 is crying
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
57:00 <Loof> Reality
58:00 <TheRon> happy birthday helen
59:00 <partay> just like fire would 
59:00 <TheRiddler> thank goodness it's over
01:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/W1fPM0KRcRc
01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hyeaaaaa! Views: 1,032,969 Uploader: RBizzle Uploaded: Oct 16, 2014 Duration: 0m21s Rating: 4.75
04:00 <amsy> lol
04:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/HHUpEhP.gifv
04:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
04:00 <TheRon> women in uniform sometimes they look so cold
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn
05:00 <couleurs> lol beautiful smile :)
07:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
07:00 <TheRiddler> that vid
10:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/bO09ZSL.gifv me in the middle
10:00 <TheRon> golf clap
10:00 <couleurs> lol
10:00 <couleurs> h-h-hey
12:00 <amsy> lmao
15:00 <partay> mr ice cool
16:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/TS_kZPn6D8c
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: bizbapo Views: 7,854 Uploader: crytchek Uploaded: Jun 29, 2016 Duration: 0m5s Rating: 4.81
17:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8s
17:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hows friday going 
18:00 <couleurs> happy eofy and tgif every1
25:00 <TheRiddler> I'm getting back into warhammer 40,000
32:00 <couleurs> n e other goss?
36:00 <couleurs> diden't think so......
37:00 <dematerialised> hi @ amelia
38:00 <amelia> hi @ chu demats
39:00 <doctor> Do the right thing: Vote 1 Nat Soc tomorrow
40:00 <couleurs> thank u and i will
41:00 <amelia> its Canada Day
41:00 <frayedknot> O Canada
41:00 <amelia> who want to eat poutine wif me
41:00 <dematerialised> yes please
42:00 <amelia> do you want de Italian or regular
42:00 <amelia> lets get one of each
42:00 <dematerialised> sounds like a smaashing plan
42:00 <couleurs> maybe she's born with it, maybe is poutine 
42:00 <TheRiddler> hai amazinia
43:00 <amelia> its always poutine
43:00 <amelia> hi glasheh
43:00 <amelia> wots up buttercup
43:00 <Doodle> poutine is revolting
43:00 <Doodle> the end
43:00 <dematerialised> blasphemy
44:00 <doctor> leave out the cheese and its better
44:00 <TheRiddler> watching footy n playing a hentai game :p
44:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon Doodle who even are you anymore
44:00 <amelia> youve changed man
44:00 <Doodle> lol no i havent
44:00 <amelia> YOUVE CHANGED
45:00 <Doodle> i've changed clothes
45:00 <TheRiddler> I just captured a cat witch girl
45:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
46:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/yjSF69M
46:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn m8
46:00 <amelia> i had dat for breakfast
46:00 <amelia> but it did make me sick
46:00 <amelia> i don't mean today
47:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> yeh
47:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> that looks heavy m8
47:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> did u do a big shit after mlady
47:00 <amelia> no i fink i went snowboarding den got drunk
50:00 <Doodle> um ahh
50:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ok
51:00 <Doodle> is snowboarding like waterboarding
51:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> watersports
51:00 <Doodle> like snorkeling?
52:00 <amelia> i fink its p. different
52:00 <Doodle> oh
53:00 <Doodle> how?
54:00 <Kelevra> well snow and water are abit different in texture
54:00 <amelia> well snorkeling i am p. sure is underwater
54:00 <Doodle> thx guise
54:00 <Doodle> also
54:00 <Doodle> http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/article/7/1/2/514712_v1.jpg
54:00 <amelia> is k
55:00 <Kelevra> lol
55:00 <Doodle> GHURRR
55:00 <Kelevra> just be like pieter and look in the mirror all day
56:00 <Doodle> i'd rather cut off my penis with a rusty breadknife than be like Pieter
56:00 <Kelevra> true dat
57:00 <amelia> can someone pls whisk me away to Canada for 2x years
57:00 <Doodle> can someone pls whisk me off for 2+ minutes
58:00 <partay> lol
58:00 <amelia> maybe we can compromise
58:00 <partay> Doodle always thinking 2 moves  ahead 
58:00 <Kelevra> I'm not big enough to whisk anyone sadly
58:00 <Doodle> maybe amelia
58:00 <Doodle> i dont see how
58:00 <amelia> compromise by you agreeing to wot i want and me disagreeing to wot you want
59:00 <amelia> compromise
59:00 <partay> Kelevra im sure your hands are big enough 
59:00 <Doodle> pass
59:00 <amelia> that is very unreasonable of you fyi
59:00 <Kelevra> I always said if that hand thing is true, I'd have a massive penis
59:00 <Kelevra> :)
59:00 <Doodle> lol
59:00 <Doodle> ye i am an unreasonable guy
00:00 <dematerialised> i wouldnt want Kelevra to wank me off she'd make my dick look small
00:00 <Doodle> me too Kelevra
00:00 <Kelevra> haha
00:00 <amelia> does she haf man hands
00:00 <amelia> pic
00:00 <Kelevra> piano fingers
00:00 <Doodle> belinda carlisle has man hands
00:00 <amelia> pic of man hands
00:00 <amelia> or get out
00:00 <Kelevra> my dad has gumby's fingers, they're like large caryons
01:00 <Kelevra> crayons even
01:00 <Doodle> poor gumby
01:00 <Kelevra> yeah cause I have time and effort to take pictures of my hands..
01:00 <couleurs> <Matthew> Oh, Belinda Carlisle. Fabulous.
01:00 <Doodle> lol
01:00 <amelia> you're on irc so you clearly have time
01:00 <dematerialised> she's right you know
02:00 <amelia> don't act like you're all busy n important n shit
02:00 <Kelevra> well effort is the main argument, clearly you don't understand how lazy I am
02:00 <amelia> big 'ands
02:00 <amelia> demat wot are your thoughts on residing in Canada
02:00 <Kelevra> one of my hands can cover my whole face that's how big they are
03:00 <amelia> for 2 years
03:00 <dematerialised> i think that would be a fantastic idea
03:00 <dematerialised> i have always wanted to visit
03:00 <Kelevra> I could possibly throw you to canada
03:00 <Kelevra> but as I stated, I'm lazy
03:00 <amelia> godamnit
03:00 <Doodle> fuck i'm stoned
03:00 <Clarkson> wouldnt be a fart anymore than a fanny fart is
03:00 <Doodle> that is all
03:00 <Kelevra> Ikr
03:00 <amelia> I thought you were gonna be useful
03:00 <Loof> Cracked lips
04:00 <Kelevra> fkn wish I was stoned
04:00 <Doodle> i ate half a roll of fruit tingles
04:00 <Doodle> no ragrets
04:00 <amelia> yummmmm
04:00 <amsy> why would you regret half a roll
04:00 <amelia> i like de soft ones wot dey calles
04:00 <Doodle> cos theyre all sugar
04:00 <amelia> soft fruity ones
04:00 <amsy> so!!!!!
04:00 <Doodle> gross
04:00 <Kelevra> sugar is healthy
04:00 <Doodle> pastilles
04:00 <Doodle> jubes
04:00 <amsy> id eat 10 rolls
04:00 <Kelevra> the internet and tv lies!
04:00 <amelia> Godamnit Doodle
04:00 <Doodle> etc
04:00 <Doodle> ick
04:00 <amelia> i swear to gosh
04:00 <amsy> and be happy about it
04:00 <amelia> if you disagree one more time
04:00 <amelia> ...
04:00 <Doodle> lol amsy
05:00 <Doodle> WHAT
05:00 <Doodle> WHAT U GUNA DO
05:00 <amelia> sumfin bad will happens
05:00 <amelia> i swear i will do it
05:00 <Doodle> shakin in me boots
05:00 <amelia> ye
05:00 <Kelevra> I remember when I was a kid I'd butter bread and put sugar on it
05:00 <amsy> yum the blackcurrant pastilles are awesome
05:00 <dematerialised> she will roundhouse kick your head clean off
05:00 <Kelevra> was awesome
05:00 <amelia> yas amsy!
05:00 <Doodle> me fur-lined lizardskin thigh boots
06:00 <amsy> cant wait to visit home and eat for 3 weeks straight
06:00 <Doodle> tikkentakken!
07:00 <amsy> heheeee
07:00 <dematerialised> i must go, my people need me
07:00 <TheRiddler> +crumpets
07:00 <Doodle> uh
07:00 <Doodle> ok
07:00 <Kelevra> bye bye, have a nice night
07:00 <Doodle> +toast
07:00 <Kelevra> I'd probably go toast over crumpets
07:00 <Doodle> are we just saying random breakfast items
08:00 <amsy> mum stocks the pantry/fridge with stuff she knows ive been craving
08:00 <Kelevra> crumpets don't hold butter well
08:00 <Doodle> +cornflakes
08:00 <amelia> c @ chu demats
08:00 <amsy> crumpets over toast for me
08:00 <Doodle> nice one amsy
08:00 <couleurs> +crunchy nut clusters
08:00 <Doodle> +see a doctor
08:00 <amsy> alright settle down you meanies
08:00 <amsy> he knows i miss crumpets
09:00 <Doodle> heh
09:00 <couleurs> +google
09:00 <Doodle> i miss crumpet
09:00 <Doodle> s
09:00 <couleurs> i'm a crumpet wit me trumpet
09:00 <Kelevra> do a food run!
09:00 <Doodle> eee
09:00 <Doodle> no
09:00 <Doodle> i was being filthy
09:00 <Doodle> as usual
09:00 <Kelevra> hokai
09:00 <partay> Doodle no need to explain
09:00 <Doodle> 2late
10:00 <Doodle> i already did
10:00 <partay> we know all about you
10:00 <Doodle> oh
10:00 <Doodle> rly
10:00 <partay> cutie patootie and all 
10:00 <Doodle> do u know what colour jocks i have on
10:00 <Kelevra> black or grey
10:00 <Kelevra> I'm not guessing blue
10:00 <Kelevra> blue jocks gross me out for some reason
10:00 <Doodle> all wrong
10:00 <partay> trick quetsrion .. the answer is non 
11:00 <Kelevra> white?
11:00 <partay> none
11:00 <Doodle> lol sif none its freezing me nads would drop off
11:00 <Kelevra> boxers~~
11:00 <Doodle> no
11:00 <Kelevra> boylegs
11:00 <Doodle> no theyre jocks lol i said that
11:00 <partay> playboy boxers 
11:00 <Doodle> god
11:00 <Kelevra> pink?
11:00 <Doodle> so basically
11:00 <Kelevra> checkered jocks
11:00 <Doodle> you dont know all about me then
12:00 <Kelevra> now you have to tell me
12:00 <Doodle> red
12:00 <Kelevra> I'm wearing purple davenport boylegs so now we're square
12:00 <Kelevra> RED
12:00 <Kelevra> WHY WOULD YOU WEAR RED
12:00 <Doodle> cos its a colour jocks come in
12:00 <Kelevra> that's so bad
12:00 <Doodle> i dont fkn know
13:00 <Doodle> who cares nobody sees them
13:00 <Kelevra> I'm not a fan of your knickers Doodle.
13:00 <Doodle> WHY DONT U CRY ABOUT IT
13:00 <Kelevra> I expected better from you.
13:00 <TheRiddler> I'm wearing star wars boxers
13:00 <Doodle> whats wrong with red jocks
13:00 <Kelevra> YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BETTER THAN THIS
13:00 <Kelevra> shame on you.
13:00 <MrMark> its friday!!!!!party time!!!!!
13:00 <Doodle> you'd think i just said hitler was me dad
14:00 <TheRiddler> bart simpson's lucky red jocks
14:00 <Kelevra> lucky red hat you knob jockey.
14:00 <Doodle> mine have a picture of a worm on the front and say 'girl bait'
15:00 <Kelevra> TheRiddler you'll end up with a lucky red hat if you keep shoving shit down your pee hole, seriously.
15:00 <Clarkson> for a fuckin ps3
15:00 <Kelevra> Doodle and this is why you're single
15:00 <Kelevra> heart breaker..
16:00 <Doodle> lmao
16:00 <partay> Doodle it would work better if it was an anaconda not a worm 
16:00 <Doodle> lol theyre just plain red jocks
16:00 <Doodle> i was kidding
16:00 <Kelevra> just.. red..
16:00 <Doodle> with a black band
16:00 <Kelevra> I suppose that makes it a little better
16:00 <Doodle> like the jackson 5
17:00 <Kelevra> but not totally
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
18:00 <Kelevra> you dirty hussy
19:00 <Doodle> ye katatonic_kate01
19:00 <Kelevra> I'LL BURN THEM
19:00 <Doodle> oh
19:00 <Doodle> burn them i have heaps of others
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum
19:00 <Kelevra> stop buying red jocks
19:00 <Doodle> no
19:00 <Doodle> they go faster
19:00 <Kelevra> it's just like a man having a period in white jocks
19:00 <Kelevra> it's wrong
19:00 <Doodle> what
19:00 <Doodle> its not
19:00 <Kelevra> IT IS
19:00 <Doodle> it bloody isnt
20:00 <Kelevra> IT IS IT IS IT IS
20:00 <Doodle> its just some jox
20:00 <Doodle> get ova it
20:00 <partay> Storm 16-0
21:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
22:00 <Kelevra> not until you buy appropriate coloured knickers
23:00 <TheRiddler> nm eating dinner
23:00 <TheRiddler> you?
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> eating chicken chips
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
24:00 <TheRiddler> nice
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> I made laksa for dinner was pretty good 
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> but needed more chlli
26:00 <partay> laska with newt of placenta 
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol  vomit
26:00 <Skirmish> That's not how it's going to come out. 
27:00 <Skirmish> :D
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just felt like i needed something hot n’ spicey
27:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13516380_10154780006491840_744942475859532706_n.jpg?oh=4649dffa0b1879df5363e2213bf4bbec&oe=57F89B18
27:00 <TheRiddler> for couleurs
27:00 <couleurs> Nice 1
27:00 <TheRiddler> and other football buds
27:00 <Skirmish> I think someone must have torn down the local optus tower or something. My internet is aids tonight. 
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
28:00 <TheRiddler> I mean fifa
28:00 <partay> wheres robot and my fucking NBN
28:00 <Kelevra> in another suburb
28:00 <Kelevra> in another state
29:00 <TheRiddler> vote greens/labor
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> when do polling places close tomoz?
29:00 <partay> he's only 30 mins from me 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i will b
29:00 <partay> I think his gf got back from o/s.. we wont see him for wees 
29:00 <TheRiddler> I thought it closes ay 6pm
29:00 <partay> weeks
29:00 <TheRiddler> I say 5pm to be sure
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh
30:00 <Skirmish> 6pm I believe Kate. 
30:00 <Skirmish> Why didn't you go pre vote? 
30:00 <Skirmish> I want to test my ping. Press 1 when you see this message. 
30:00 <TheRiddler> 1
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos they harass you and want t take a vile of blood and a lie detector test
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1
30:00 <amsy> what
30:00 <Skirmish> That's not too bad. 
31:00 <Skirmish> I am running on 2G internet tonight lol
31:00 <Kelevra> didn't even realise 2g was existant anymore
31:00 <partay> Skirmish rolled back to dialup
31:00 <couleurs> 1
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <Skirmish> Pre voting is painless. You just say no thanks for the few oldies trying to hand out pamphlets and you say "I'm Kate, I know how the fuck to vote for the GREENS." And you go vote for a party that makes zero impact in the world. 
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don’t take any leaflets
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> from anyone
33:00 <TheRiddler> same
33:00 <Skirmish> In saying that I have a physical attraction to Sarah Hanson Young. 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
33:00 <Skirmish> She would have to be silent for the whole event in order for me to remain erect though. 
33:00 <TheRiddler> the leafets are stupid
33:00 <couleurs> imagine if there was an NBN party every1 would vote for them, think about it
33:00 <Skirmish> If you want the best version of the NBN, vote Labor. 
33:00 <Skirmish> If you want some shitty chinese knock off version, vote libtards. 
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> my child collects every fucking leaflet from the shops… she will cut sick tomoz with people forcing them on to you
34:00 <TheRiddler> they should just list the 5 top policies instead of how to vote
34:00 <TheRiddler> greens have got the same nbn plan as labor
34:00 <Skirmish> The how to vote cards are designed to concentrate all their preferences too Riddler. 
34:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
35:00 <Skirmish> It's not about voting 1, it's about directing preferences from all the shit eating parties who will never get power. 
35:00 <Skirmish> Like the GREENS. 
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wonder what time the polling boths open… there should be info on that rght
35:00 <Skirmish> 6am isn't it? 
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck yes
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hope so
36:00 <Kelevra> I can't wait until the whole thing is over tbh
36:00 <Skirmish> I am seeing in my head 6am or 8am. It's early, I know that much. 
36:00 <Kelevra> our country is fucked either way
36:00 <Skirmish> You can't just say something like that and not quantify it Mel. 
36:00 <TheRiddler> could be worse
36:00 <Skirmish> Our country is a million times better off than 3/4 of the planet. 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wish all parties were not allowed to spend fuck loads on a campaign
36:00 <Kelevra> well I'm not voting so I can say what I like
36:00 <TheRiddler> could be voting for trump or clinton
36:00 <Kelevra> :)
37:00 <Skirmish> You're not voting so you have no say at all then. What a STUPID thing to say. 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
37:00 <Kelevra> well I can, I have fingers
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> sure don’t vote. Whatever.. but thendon’t bitch about the state of the nation after
37:00 <Kelevra> and I said 'I can't wait until the whole thing is over'
37:00 <Skirmish> You should use them more and irc dude dick less. :D 
37:00 <Kelevra> it's been said. take notes..
38:00 <Kelevra> I use irc dudes dicks?
38:00 <Kelevra> come on you're better than that..
38:00 <Skirmish> More than your fingers it seems. 
39:00 <Kelevra> wow you woke up on the shit cunt side of the bed, didn't you.
39:00 <Skirmish> I am. I am sorry. I had some comment about raising your irc spawn in some shit country but I lost my train of thought and didn't bother. Had a 'oh squirrel' moment. 
39:00 <Clarkson> ppl who say they are winners are on austnet are just sad fucks with nothing special going on in thier lives
39:00 <Serenity> jebus Skirmish lay in the boots rofl
39:00 <Kelevra> aww poor you, you think I care about your opinion
40:00 <Skirmish> Plus I am about 10/15 seconds behind the conversation because of my terrible internet. I think it's the internet that is making me cunty. 
40:00 <Kelevra> okidoki 
41:00 <Serenity> you're mad cuase you pre voted and you dont get a sausage sizzle tomorrow arent you
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
41:00 <Kelevra> lmao
41:00 <Kelevra> golden
41:00 <Skirmish> LOL I finish work at 7am in the morning. Voting and sausage sizzles will be the last thing on my mind. 
41:00 <amsy> wouldnt it be the first?
41:00 <Serenity> nigga please sausage sizzles are for any time of the day
42:00 <amsy> so you can get it done and then go home and sleep
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’d so have a sasuage sizzle for breakfast yo
42:00 <Skirmish> I have already voted amsy. 
42:00 <amsy> oh
42:00 <Skirmish> Pre voted last week. 
42:00 <Skirmish> Voted 1 Labor, 2 Pauline Hanson. 
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i bet you make your own box for trump
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> pauline hanson LMFAO
42:00 <Serenity> i want a sausage in a bun with onions and bacon and cheese drowned in mato sauce and mustard
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> she is a racist cunt
43:00 <Serenity> hnngg
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmm sounds delish
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> - cheese
43:00 <Serenity> my gallbladder just exploded thinking about it
43:00 <Serenity> hahaha
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> and prob bacon… i’d want a seperate cheese + bacon sanga
43:00 <Serenity> soon my pretty soon
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
43:00 <Skirmish> Like I have said on many occasions. It's not what trumps policies are that interest me it's why he is popular that interests me. It's a massive shift in what is an otherwise dormant and predictable voting base. 
43:00 <Kelevra> now I'm thinking of sausages, mustard, cheese and tomato sauce in a nice bun
43:00 <Kelevra> fml
44:00 <Kelevra> I only have sauces and cheese
44:00 <Kelevra> =(
44:00 <Kelevra> it's half tempting to vote
44:00 <Serenity> except i want a chicken sausage
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> im thinking if i eat anything else i’d explode
44:00 <Kelevra> my shops sell turkey snags
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah chicken snags are underated
44:00 <Kelevra> it's like the world has gone mad
44:00 <Skirmish> I had chicken tikka and garlic naan before work. NOM NOM NOM NOM. Farts will be lethal later. Going to go and stand in the lift and leave a few bakers in there for the day staff in the morning. 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> feral git
45:00 <amsy> Great
45:00 <Skirmish> :) 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can assure you my prego farts are worse
45:00 <Skirmish> Come in tomorrow night to see a note 'We think someone shit in the lift shaft'. 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can drink water all day, and it smells like death
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
46:00 <Serenity> [6:44pm] <katatonic_kate01> yeah chicken snags are underated
46:00 <Kelevra> proudest moments of Skirmish's life 101, leaving fart smells in a lift..
46:00 <Serenity> ive discovered this recently not being able to have red meat
46:00 <Serenity> they are totes better than normal ones
46:00 <Skirmish> It's the small things in life Kelevra. 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah!!
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> i went through an organic stage… and was eating some organic chicken snags… they were so nice!
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i haven’t gone back
46:00 <Kelevra> if you say so but I've fucked the smallest things in life and they're not at all pleasurable.
47:00 <Skirmish> I got a message earlier about how my son was cracking up a family dinner outing by telling my aunty from vic about how when he threatens to put me in a home I tell him I will break out and come shit in his letterbox.
47:00 <Skirmish> Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is a choice. 
48:00 <Kelevra> this is useful information?
48:00 <Skirmish> It is. 
48:00 <Skirmish> :) It's about having fantastic relationships with your children. Pay attention since you have to be mummy AND daddy. 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> is anything on austnet or any other network useful to read, no.
48:00 <Kelevra> I can't even pay attention to you really..
49:00 <amsy> wow
49:00 <TheRiddler> what makes chicken organic?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> a sticker
49:00 <Kelevra> keep having jabs at me about me and my kids situation though, it's fairly amusing.
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol thought so
50:00 <TheRiddler> I buy the local chicken
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably the conditions they lived in before they were killed....
50:00 <Kelevra> TheRiddler I think it's about what they eat tbh
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is specific requirments n’ shit
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> and their living conditions
50:00 <Kelevra> yeah and what condition they live in
51:00 <Kelevra> like free range means they run around and are not in cage, fed and just laying eggs 24/7
51:00 <TheRiddler> did you see when they took maccas burgers to an organic convention
51:00 <Kelevra> I bet alot of them get mauled by dogs
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah …. some ‘free range’ farms are not really free range… in terms of unlimited space
51:00 <Kelevra> or foxes or falcons or eagles
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i dont eat eggs so i don’t care
52:00 <TheRiddler> they just live in a crowded barn I hear
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah some do riddler
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i buy eggs for the husband and the child… im like meh… whatever.
52:00 <Kelevra> my friend once said eggs are chicken abortions
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah they’re not.
53:00 <Kelevra> they so aren't
53:00 <Kelevra> but I'd eat one of my kids if I was hungry enough
53:00 <TheRiddler> oh dear
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <Kelevra> she tried to explain to me that milk is secretions of a cow or some shit
53:00 <Clarkson> it was like my dick
54:00 <Kelevra> then tried to explain what was in a sausage
54:00 <TheRiddler> I just ate sticky date pudding
54:00 <Kelevra> as I said I'd anything, why not
54:00 <couleurs> Sticky Date ;)
54:00 <TheRiddler> offal n meat
54:00 <amsy> what 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmmm sticky date puddding!
54:00 <Kelevra> if I knew what that was
54:00 <Kelevra> I'd probably eat it
55:00 <Kelevra> last year I ate of alot of weird stuff
55:00 <Kelevra> well not so much weird but my friends didn't appreciate it
55:00 <amsy> like what
55:00 <TheRiddler> offal is the internal organs 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
56:00 <Kelevra> ox tongue, duck, goat, chicken kidneys
56:00 <couleurs> those better be organic internal organs
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> offal is vomit in the making
56:00 <TheRiddler> duck n goat is normal
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> couleurs, i know you only eat organic meat. I hear it helps with fifa playing and reaction times.
57:00 <Kelevra> eh some people have weak stomachs
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> duck is too fatty and yuck
57:00 <TheRiddler> ox tongue is probably a common dish where amsy is
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> goat, ive prob eaten it at some dodge indian place
57:00 <TheRiddler> is it!?
58:00 <TheRiddler> no the good indian places use goat
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - if bog is i’m sure ox anything is ‘normal'
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> mum what’s for dinner….. Ox!
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> *vomit sounds*
58:00 <TheRiddler> chicken kidneys is common in china I think
58:00 <amsy> no one eats bog kate
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure its common everywhere...
59:00 <TheRiddler> I'd try ox meat
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> waste of good bog, if you ask me!
59:00 <TheRiddler> amsy what's the ox like
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <Kelevra> all dishes didn't taste bad
59:00 <amsy> i dont know m8
59:00 <TheRiddler> oh
59:00 <TheRiddler> where do they eat ox
59:00 <amsy> also dont know
59:00 <Kelevra> well I was in kew at the time
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> ox… like european countries
00:00 <Kelevra> at a family members house
00:00 <TheRiddler> maybe it's a finland thing
00:00 <amsy> goat is nice though
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i’d say it would be in a place where they have to use all the animal
01:00 <couleurs> yea i only eat organic pizza
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> like origins
01:00 <dematerialised> i only eat guru-certified organic coffee beans fertilised with human excrement
02:00 <couleurs> from Red Rooster?
02:00 <dematerialised> yes
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beef_tongue
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif dem. You only eat nachos
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> there ya go riddler
02:00 <Kelevra> it's not my fav cut of meat
03:00 <Loof> ew tongues
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure you could replace bacon with ox tongue
03:00 <dematerialised> excuse me don't tell me what i do and don't eat, how dare you profile me
03:00 <Kelevra> but it's like eating/french kissing an ox whilst eating it so why not, yolo
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> excuse me, don’t announce what you’re going to eat, daily and i won’t assume shit
03:00 <Clarkson> keep talking shit tho
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah! what clarky said
04:00 <Clarkson> and by root i mean let me fuck you in the ass with the rough end of a rake
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass clarky
04:00 <Clarkson> next thing its a fucking avalanche
04:00 <Kelevra> I ate it last year..
05:00 <TropicalStormTaco> my new boss is such a fat bitch
05:00 <dematerialised> you dont have a job taco
05:00 <dematerialised> keep dreaming
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> the worst thing ive tried, is a scallop
05:00 <TropicalStormTaco> i dont have chicken and mushroom risotto, either
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> the texture and taste was horrid
05:00 <Loof> drowning in snot today
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh vom loof
06:00 <Loof> lol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> you need some sudefed (spelling)
06:00 <Loof> doesn't that shit have meth in it?
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <dematerialised> sudafed = pseudoephedrine
06:00 <Loof> or they make meth from it or some shit
06:00 <Loof> yeah
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> pseudoephedrine…
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s from the amphetamine family
07:00 <Loof> gross
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> ZING!
07:00 <couleurs> yea 1 time i bought 2 packets and was pretending 2 talk 2 a mr white on my flip phone
07:00 <TropicalStormTaco> brb dreaming that i owned a bathroom so i could do a shit
08:00 <Kelevra> =\
08:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> you mean organic pseudoephedrine?
08:00 <faux> hi
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai fauxy
09:00 <couleurs> yes
09:00 <TheRiddler> did you went on a date tonight
09:00 <Loof> TheRiddler wants tips
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <faux> no im at dads
09:00 <faux> sleeping here for a while
09:00 <TheRiddler> oh
09:00 <amelia> tip #1. don't shove eggs up your ass until 3rd date
09:00 <Clarkson> male red heads are shit
09:00 <TheRiddler> why?
09:00 <faux> braiding me sissys hair
10:00 <faux> watching movies
10:00 <faux> lol
10:00 <TheRiddler> aww
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO @ amelai
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <faux> playing playdough
10:00 <faux> .
10:00 <TheRiddler> cool
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks for the hot tip!
10:00 <amelia> hahaahahha
10:00 <faux> fuk ye wifi
10:00 <amelia> dw i gotchu
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol amelia
10:00 <faux> i also got a haircut and im feelin FReSH
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo
10:00 <amelia> pic
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> fancy pants
10:00 <dematerialised> ^^
10:00 <TheRiddler> I'll keep that in mind for us :P
10:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lord…
11:00 <Loof> gross
11:00 <amelia> for us its 2nd date
11:00 <amelia> :p
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <faux> :p
11:00 <amelia> aaaaahahahaahahaa
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> if i see pics of eggsup your butt riddler, i’m gonna have to ignore you for a while, k
11:00 <Loof> lol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’d be some serious trauma
11:00 <TheRiddler> k
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL 
11:00 <amelia> Oh gosh wot about a video then kate?
11:00 <Loof> or in the peehole
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh… i dont wanna think bout that k
12:00 <amelia> I feel like fast foood
12:00 <Loof> what exactly did you shove in your peehole TheRiddler
12:00 <TheRiddler> there's probably an egg vibe
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> a deviled egg?
12:00 <faux> eat a dick
12:00 <TheRiddler> somewhere
12:00 <amelia> maybe cheesy nuggets & mato sauce
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
12:00 <Skirmish> Hmmm hard boiled eggs
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> cheesy nuggets
12:00 <amelia> yassssssss
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> they exist>
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
12:00 <amelia> red rooster
12:00 <Skirmish> Yes!
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck darls
12:00 <amelia> yas!
12:00 <Clarkson> Mew well done on the wall of boobs
12:00 <TheRiddler> 24 nuggets at maccas for 9.95
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> im vomiting at the thought
13:00 <Loof> ew maccas
13:00 <amelia> ok 24 nuggs prob a bit much
13:00 <Skirmish> Maccas nuggets aren't natural. 
13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:00 <TropicalStormTaco> oh boy that giant dream i just did, felt great
13:00 <amelia> (I'm lying, its not enuff)
13:00 <Skirmish> KFC nuggets are where it's at. 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> are any nuggets ‘natural'
13:00 <faux> poo nuggets
13:00 <TheRiddler> someone had that as their ideal date on their plenty of fish profile
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i dislike nuggets
13:00 <amelia> yuck kfc  nuggets terrible
13:00 <amelia> plenty of fish?
13:00 <amelia> fuck
13:00 <TheRiddler> hungry jacks nuggets are the worse
13:00 <TropicalStormTaco> nah wasnt nuggets it was more of a 32 piece bucket
13:00 <Skirmish> Dating website amelia 
13:00 <amelia> i thought it was puddle of fish
13:00 <amelia> wtf
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> plenty of fish have the best profiles
14:00 <Loof> i wish i could see the chicks reaction when TheRiddler brings her home to his toys
14:00 <amelia> yah hj nuggets also terrible
14:00 <amelia> rr is best nuggets
14:00 <amelia> but kfc popcorn chicken ooooweeee
14:00 <Skirmish> I called it puddle of fish too because the fish weren't looking all that great. 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:00 <amelia> ahahaha
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s hilarious
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> ima get some profiles
14:00 <TropicalStormTaco> nuggets are just pulverised bits of all the shit  people don't find appetising, battered and fried
14:00 <TropicalStormTaco> yuck
15:00 <TheRiddler> who cares
15:00 <Loof> healthy people care
15:00 <TropicalStormTaco> you like eating chicken heads and anuses, eh?
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=103223811
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> WIDE OPEN SPACES (she is taking bout er vadge)
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:00 <Loof> or TheRiddlers ass
16:00 <amelia> jeezus shes a tank
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
17:00 <Skirmish> I heard the best justification as to why women are sluts for sleeping around and men are studs for doing it. Jim Jefferies puts it all in perspective. 
17:00 <TheRiddler> thought she was younger
17:00 <TheRiddler> err
17:00 <TropicalStormTaco> tbh id titty fuck her
17:00 <amelia> ew
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish…. stastically speaking men lie bout how many women they’ve spoken to
17:00 <TheRiddler> like the age said said she was younger not that she looks younger
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was watching a TED talk bout it
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> SLEPT
17:00 <Skirmish> Spoken to? Who counts who you speak to? 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> not spoken
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> had sex with / fucked 
18:00 <Skirmish> Ah ok. 
18:00 <Skirmish> Was thinking about how many women I have spoken to and felt dirty. 
18:00 <Skirmish> Thousands!
19:00 <TropicalStormTaco> Skirmish, were they all online?
19:00 <Skirmish> I can understand why some guys might lie about it because of their social circle putting emphasis on such things. 
19:00 <Skirmish> TropicalStormTaco: How many dumb questions will you ask on top of that one tonight? 
19:00 <TheRiddler> probably heaps more
19:00 <TropicalStormTaco> Skirmish, exactly 7
20:00 <Skirmish> I look forward to them all. 
20:00 <TropicalStormTaco> Thanks. Its good to be appreciated <3
20:00 <Skirmish> Rub for good luck? 
21:00 <Skirmish> Buddha belly?  
21:00 <Serenity> ye just like buddha
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> not as big as mine :P
21:00 <Serenity> not far from it lately with how i bloat after i eat
22:00 <Skirmish> I was looking at rowing machines last night. The one I want is $1600. Oak frame and water resistance. 
22:00 <TropicalStormTaco> katatonic_kate01, is pof a website for ugly mothers who want dick? Do you have a profile?
22:00 <Skirmish> Cardio where you can sit down. My kind of exercise. 
22:00 <Serenity> i was given a rowing machine
22:00 <Serenity> ive used it exactly 0 times
23:00 <amelia> FUCK THE ROWER
23:00 <amelia> love/hate relationship
23:00 <Serenity> like me and the treadmill
23:00 <Serenity> i hate the fucking thing
23:00 <amelia> ahahaha
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> rowing machines are epic!
24:00 <amelia> i love tready
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> they kill me
24:00 <Serenity> tried to be a normal person and go walking/jogging at the park the other week and fucked my ankle up for a week
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the cross trainer is lame
24:00 <Serenity> so back to the tready
24:00 <amelia> i was on tready maybe 25 mins and for that whole time, this asian dude was smashing the rower
24:00 <amelia> fuckin machine
25:00 <TheRiddler> a fucking machine in a gym
25:00 <Clarkson> ill have a good time telling the faggot who rings me to suck a big black dick
25:00 <Serenity> i wanna enclose the back half of our garage so its weather proof and i can have all my machines in one place
25:00 <TheRiddler> ok clarky
25:00 <Clarkson> this cunt and his photos of himself
27:00 <faux> Serenity
27:00 <faux> do u stil have snapchat
27:00 <Serenity> yeah
27:00 <Serenity> i just use it to stalk celebs
27:00 <faux> check me story
28:00 <faux> avtually
28:00 <faux> ill send
28:00 <faux> tp whatsap
28:00 <Serenity> i dont even think ur on me whatsapp
28:00 <Serenity> er
28:00 <Serenity> snapchat
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> good ol whatsapp
29:00 <couleurs> add me to your whatsircme app every1
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=78842303
30:00 <TropicalStormTaco> nigger irc is just full of bitches who send nudes
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> “lady of many talents”  = sucking dick with no teeth!
31:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off george!
31:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hows it garn
31:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> manners pls
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> SMD
31:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> thats the sort of stuff that gets u king hit
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh really
32:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> on a sat night out
32:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> thats a reflex action 
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, it’s not saturday. I’m fine. However, fuck off
32:00 <Clarkson> wish the little man wouldn't insist on sleeping in our bed, i need sex damit
33:00 <TropicalStormTaco> yeah like georgeandwell_alpha implies people who get king hit deserve it... similar to girls who dress like tarts and get raped.
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ my child… she put a hotwater bottle in her onesie
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
34:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> today things are too politically correct
34:00 <Serenity> dont fucking start george
34:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> the homos and feminist might get offended
34:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> and take u to court
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i ignored the cunt
34:00 <TropicalStormTaco> katatonic_kate01, like men do to your cunt?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> soon i’ll have 3/4 of the room on ignore lol
34:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> in the olden days they just deck ya m8
35:00 <TropicalStormTaco> the olden days george would be getting decked
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco, you’re not evening amusing. Fuck off.
35:00 <Serenity> i want to fuck his arse with a bit of pvc pipe and some barbed wire
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> while you’re booting peeps boot taco.
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> or if everyone ignores him he might fuck off.
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> *crosses fingers*
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> *prays to demi gods*
36:00 <Serenity> haha
36:00 <Serenity> tacos turn will come soon enough
37:00 <TropicalStormTaco> this place is like american freedom
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep, i pray for it daily and i’m not even religious
37:00 <TropicalStormTaco> fuckin bullshit
37:00 <Clarkson> The_Baron u cant lie to me about shit ok
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh, cunt is on ignore. So I don’t have to read it
37:00 <Clarkson> i've had sex on a plane
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> with a snake, clarky?
37:00 <Clarkson> [12:02:59] sick of aussie cunts
37:00 <Serenity> who said you have freedom here?
38:00 <TropicalStormTaco> I'm not sure, did somebody say that?
38:00 <Serenity> you're implying you have a right to freedom here
38:00 <Serenity> you dont
38:00 <Serenity> fyi
38:00 <TropicalStormTaco> Sorry you misunderstand
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=63317001
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS bitches!
39:00 <Serenity> why are you on pof rofl
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> see the pearl necklace….. *whispers they’re not real pearls*
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh cheating on me husband looking for dick else where
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> or vagina
39:00 <Serenity> ohh
39:00 <Clarkson> it pisses me off that people look negatively towards shit when its the shit that is easily made to be BASIC AS FUCK if only they used their fucking heads
39:00 <Serenity> makes esnse
39:00 <Serenity> sense
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever goes m8
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i love the profiles
40:00 <TropicalStormTaco> wow ur judgemental
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> they make me laugh
40:00 <Serenity> that has to have been a pieter line
40:00 <TropicalStormTaco> brb valium
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow can you translate for me?
41:00 <TropicalStormTaco> what would you like me to translate?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> what is rusty chess
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> or do you think an old women is describing hers LOL
42:00 <TropicalStormTaco> context?
43:00 <Serenity> roflll
43:00 <Serenity> rusty nips
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <amelia> can you pierce your nose wif a hoop or does it have to be stud, let it heal then change to hoop
44:00 <Serenity> you can have a hoop put straight in
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> studwould be better
44:00 <amelia> ok sweet
44:00 <amelia> I hate stud
45:00 <Serenity> straight bars heal better though
45:00 <amelia> hoop suit me better
45:00 <Serenity> and faster
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> and dont do it in the hookbit
45:00 <amelia> hook bit?
45:00 <Serenity> if you are getting a piercing please take yourself to exotic body piercing in the city
45:00 <amelia> are they best
45:00 <TropicalStormTaco> why are peircings even appealing to people? it seems abnormal. like the african tribes that have bones of animals as piercings. same thing really
45:00 <Serenity> yes i wont let anyone else touch me
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> like…. i need a pic of a nose
45:00 <amelia> maybe i visit dem tomorrow
46:00 <amelia> a pic of my nose kate?
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> nohang on
46:00 <Serenity> theyre on roe st
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://worldartsme.com/images/free-nose-clipart-1.jpg
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> like that line bit where the oil collects
46:00 <amelia> are they the ones on corner
47:00 <amelia> ohhhh
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever that bit is called
47:00 <amelia> i will jus see wotever they recommend
47:00 <amelia> in regards to position
47:00 <Serenity> not the corner anymore theyve moved
48:00 <Serenity> they're up a bit now
48:00 <Serenity> near the carpark
48:00 <amelia> stud is ugly yux looks terrible on me
48:00 <amelia> hmmm near cop shop?
48:00 <Serenity> near bilyl les chinese
48:00 <Serenity> lees
48:00 <Serenity> dfjgbsd;hgfdsf
48:00 <amelia> ok gotchya
48:00 <Serenity> ffs billy lees
48:00 <amelia> fankies
49:00 <Serenity> theyve done all of mine except 1
49:00 <amelia> which side you fink
49:00 <amelia> left or right
49:00 <Tiggier> get a tag on your ear too and some horns :p
49:00 <amelia> yours all healed goodness?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <amelia> ahahahaa
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> my nose stud kept coming out
49:00 <Serenity> yep never had an issue with healing
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i needed the curely one
50:00 <amelia> I think I'm jus bored, I'm feeling really antsy like i need to travel again or jus have a bender weekend and go wild
50:00 <TheRiddler> imagine being able to get horns
50:00 <Serenity> i like em on the right side but thats just me
50:00 <GoldSpade> ayya
50:00 <amelia> maybe dis will tie me over for another couple of weeks or so
50:00 <TheRiddler> or cat ears
50:00 <Maurice> Mines on the left
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> mine was on me left
50:00 <amelia> mine was on left previously
50:00 <TheRiddler> hang your keys from them amelia
50:00 <partay> mines on the left
50:00 <TheRiddler> :p
51:00 <amelia> ahahahahhaha
51:00 <Maurice> I got it done in freo, the dude was good, was over and done with in seconds
51:00 <amelia> good finkin asheh
51:00 <TheRiddler> you'll never lose them
51:00 <amelia> aren't they all over and done with in few secs
51:00 <Serenity> i had mine done when i was 13 wwith a gun it was fucking awful
51:00 <Clarkson> PandasDontDrive did u ever fuck mew?
51:00 <Serenity> it never healed
51:00 <amelia> is that from the place you recommended @ me...
51:00 <Serenity> no haha
51:00 <Serenity> they dont use guns for anything
51:00 <TheRiddler> do you have any peircings currently
52:00 <amelia> phew i thought this may be payback
52:00 <Serenity> hahaha
52:00 <Serenity> nah that was a dodgey place in bunbury
52:00 <amelia> only stomach and ears ash
52:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
52:00 <amelia> I used to has tongue n noss
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah they stopped using the gun cos it wasn’t hygienic?
53:00 <Serenity> not just that kate its a really horrible way to pierce anything
53:00 <amelia> I like the lower back piercings tho
53:00 <Serenity> its a blunt object being rammed into your flesh its messy and brutal
53:00 <amelia> when i am happy wif my back definition i will consider those
53:00 <Serenity> needle piercings heal much faster and with far less scar tissue
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus
53:00 <amelia> they look gross if you have even the smallest amount of back fat tho
53:00 <TheRiddler> you can probably use a tag gun and it'd work better
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
53:00 <Serenity> i reckon if i got skinny id have back dimples
53:00 <Serenity> you can kinda see em now already
54:00 <amelia> they are cute lil piercings there hey
54:00 <Serenity> yeh i love em
54:00 <Serenity> if i was ever comfortable with my bod id def get them
54:00 <amelia> no doubt
54:00 <Loof> people pierce their backs?
54:00 <Serenity> yeah they are hella cute
54:00 <TheRiddler> wut about private places?
54:00 <amelia> I will find pic Loof
55:00 <Loof> cool
55:00 <Serenity> http://www.piercingeasily.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/back-dimple-tattoo-9.jpg
55:00 <amelia> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e2/b8/83/e2b8838897e599a6d3ed4d4a016b32b8.jpg
55:00 <amelia> you are too quick damn it
55:00 <Serenity> http://bodypiercingmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Lower-Back-Piercing.jpg
55:00 <Serenity> lol hairy back
55:00 <amelia> i have no intetest in hood piercing
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah the back dimples look weird
56:00 <amelia> maybe nips but i want fakies at one stage so no point
56:00 <amelia> can you pierce fakies?
56:00 <Loof> looks like that's where you connect wires
56:00 <Loof> love it
56:00 <TheRiddler> fake nips?
56:00 <Serenity> course you can amelia but its best to wait until after
56:00 <TheRiddler> or fake boobs?
56:00 <Serenity> cause they remove the nipple for fakies
56:00 <amelia> ohhhhhhh
56:00 <TheRiddler> oh
56:00 <TheRiddler> why fake boobs for?
57:00 <TheRiddler> jelly of sezz's?
57:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaha
57:00 <Serenity> that was such a stupid thing to say
57:00 <TheRiddler> :p
57:00 <Serenity> like ...
57:00 <amelia> i am not jealous of anyone
57:00 <Serenity> my tits like like stale pancakes
57:00 <Clarkson> i didnt type to start shit
57:00 <Serenity> no ones jealous of them
57:00 <amelia> my boobs will droop in 10 yrs
57:00 <Serenity> look like*
57:00 <amelia> so i will get fakies
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> get a reduction + lift 10 k
58:00 <Serenity> i dont want a reduction anymore
58:00 <embri0n> those back piercings look good
58:00 <amelia> who the fuck wants a reduction
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> me friend got hers done recently 
58:00 <embri0n> dont like them shiny though
58:00 <Serenity> people who have H cup tits i imagine lol
58:00 <Loof> how do the studs stay in there, how do they get a backing in or do they pierce into the bone or something?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah she had G boobs
58:00 <Serenity> theyre dermals loof
58:00 <Serenity> they are attached under the skin with anchors
58:00 <Serenity> i have G cups
58:00 <Loof> cool
58:00 <amelia> i would stay E cup
58:00 <Loof> i like em
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <Loof> they look sexy
58:00 <amelia> jus keep em round and high
59:00 <amelia> teardrop is nice for older tho
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00 <Loof> they need to be on a toned back tho
00:00 <Serenity> mine havent shrunk at all just become more deflated
00:00 <Serenity> its fucked
00:00 <Serenity> keeps my knees warm tho
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> pump em up kris
00:00 <Loof> nose keeps tingling like i'm going to sneeze but the sneeze doesn't come
00:00 <TheRiddler> more chestercizes
00:00 <amelia> yah that's wot i said, when happy wif back definition, would consider then
01:00 <amelia> chest exercises won't help her tits
01:00 <Serenity> ^
01:00 <Serenity> i get so angry with people when theyre like ohh you need to do more weight work that'll help ur skin
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i must, i must, improve me breast
01:00 <TheRiddler> that sux
01:00 <Serenity> no cunt it fucking wont
01:00 <Serenity> fuck. off.
02:00 <amelia> defines actual chest muscles but not your tits
02:00 <amelia> yeh werd
02:00 <amelia> specially cos older, skin not as tight as 18 yr old
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> you just need a few pegs serenity :P
02:00 <Serenity> stick a vacuum to me back kate
02:00 <Serenity> haha
02:00 <TheRiddler> tighter than a 5th grader
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah :P
02:00 <Serenity> yeah amelia being older sure sucks
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler… no.!
02:00 <amelia> and triceps are stubborn fat, can help but will still be flabby no matter wotchu do
03:00 <TheRiddler> that's doodle's old quit msg
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah.. i would have said the same thing to him too, don’t worry
03:00 <amelia> but you don't do weights at all do you?
03:00 <Serenity> you also dont really realise until you get really fat how much fat you get in your chest area thats not breast tissue like between your boobs and neck
03:00 <Loof> TheRiddler please don't say that shit
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
03:00 <Serenity> so when you do lose it all that skin droops and affects your tits
03:00 <amelia> yah n the part that overhangs on side of bra
03:00 <Doodle> hi
04:00 <Serenity> i use a weight machine amelia
04:00 <amelia> jus one?
04:00 <amelia> or issit multi use
04:00 <amelia> like a smith machine?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> me friend is getting the gastric bypass surgeyr soon… he has already lost 35 - 40 kgs…
04:00 <Serenity> http://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/images/g/fOMAAOSwQgpXAH~u/s-l225.jpg
04:00 <Serenity> liek that
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> surgery* 
04:00 <amelia> oh yeah
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is worried bout the skin
05:00 <Serenity> its hard to deal with
05:00 <Serenity> but its worth it
05:00 <amelia> he can always save for surgery
05:00 <Kelevra> I heard TheWJM after his lap band surgery looks like a stringy piece of playdoh
05:00 <amelia> the main thing is being fit
05:00 <Serenity> i get really upset about it some times but i know im doing the right thing
05:00 <amelia> and healthy
05:00 <Serenity> and because im so much healthier i get my surgery faster! so thats good haha
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay!
06:00 <Loof> some people lose weight and look like they were never fat, some people lose weight and look like raisins, wonder why
06:00 <amelia> but as we get older we should be healthier so we are in better condition to fight against shit we cant help
06:00 <Serenity> its just genetics loof and age, some people have better skin elasticity than others
06:00 <amelia> be harder to do that if fat & unfit
06:00 <Serenity> and you lose it as you get older
06:00 <Skirmish> Dr amelia in the hizoo
07:00 <amelia> no I am jus big believer in health
07:00 <Serenity> amelia thats mostly why i did this.. im 30 soon. I cant rely on my youth to keep me safe anymore
07:00 <Serenity> being overweight and over 30 comes with huge complications over time
07:00 <amelia> more prone to health problems as you get older, if fit n healthy then easier to fight
07:00 <amelia> exactly Serenity
07:00 <Skirmish> 30! wow. Time to upgrade to a younger model ShadowLurker!
08:00 <Loof> i can't get healthy on these meds i'm forced to take, they make me hungry and sleepy all the damn time
08:00 <Serenity> rude
08:00 <Kelevra> stfu Skirmish, you're so not funny.
08:00 <amelia> you can get healthy on them
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> change yo meds
08:00 <amelia> force self
08:00 <Serenity> hes not allowed to
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ amelia
09:00 <Skirmish> Buy the DVD for only $29.95 from Amelia where she yells insults at you to motivate you into action! 
09:00 <amelia> excuses piss me off i dont really understand that mentality
09:00 <Skirmish> BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
09:00 <Loof> it's not an excuse
09:00 <amelia> but i appreciate that its easier said than done for some people
09:00 <Kelevra> still.not.funny..
09:00 <Loof> everyone on these meds puts on weight
09:00 <Serenity> I get really angry now with friends who ask me 'how have you done it' amelia
09:00 <amelia> but i really jus dont understand it
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> not an excuse.. some meds actually make you put on weight
09:00 <Loof> she doesn't know
10:00 <Serenity> when i say well its diet and exercise and every single one has turned around and said... oh well.. i dont really have time for that
10:00 <Serenity> BULLSHIT
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> like anti pych. drugs
10:00 <amelia> yeah
10:00 <Loof> nearly all anti psychs cause weight gain
10:00 <amelia> make fuckin time
10:00 <Serenity> everyone wants to lose the weight but they dont want to put the effort in
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> you actually have to want to do it
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> simple
10:00 <amelia> i see no fat people @ gym at 5am
10:00 <Serenity> im like.. rubbish you dont have time... you watch tv shows every week. get an exercise bike and do it while you watch your shows
10:00 <Serenity> oh.. well.. i cant
10:00 <Loof> exericise doesn't have a lot of effect
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
10:00 <Serenity> why not
10:00 <Loof> it's what you eat 80%
11:00 <Serenity> rubbish
11:00 <amelia> exercise has huge effect
11:00 <Serenity> absolute load of shit loof thats what lazy people say
11:00 <Loof> ok
11:00 <Loof> i don't want an argument
11:00 <amelia> i wouldn't wanna jus be skinny anyway
11:00 <Serenity> no ones arguing
11:00 <amelia> you need exercise to be fit
11:00 <Kelevra> I have to agree pat, you got to get up off your ass
11:00 <Serenity> you cannot lose bulk amounts of weight on food alone you just can
11:00 <Serenity> t
11:00 <Skirmish> He is right in so far that a change in diet is necessary and exercise alone won't do it all. 
11:00 <amelia> we never said exercise alone
12:00 <Serenity> neither one is good enough alone
12:00 <Loof> https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/jan/28/study-reveals-that-exercise-alone-wont-cause-weight-loss
12:00 <Serenity> no one said it will
12:00 <Serenity> im not sure where you got that idea
12:00 <amelia> i would agree its mainly wot you consume but it needs to go hand in hand with being activr
12:00 <Skirmish> Rightio let's turn down the virtue signalling. It's great people are healthy it's not worth jumping down peoples necks over. 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s a lifestyle change
12:00 <Serenity> you'd lose a few kgs on just diet or a few kg just on exercise
12:00 <Loof> i heard it said it's 80% down to diet
13:00 <amelia> no one is jumping down on anyone
13:00 <Kelevra> just get pancreatitis
13:00 <Kelevra> I can't gain sfa
13:00 <amelia> its a discussion stop pointing fuckin fingers
13:00 <Serenity> no ones jumping down anyones neck
13:00 <Serenity> why are people being touchy
13:00 <amelia> cos they are fat
13:00 <Serenity> haha
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:00 <Skirmish> Because you're being militant about it. 
13:00 <Serenity> no one is being militant at all
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> \STOP FAT SHAMING! OMG!
13:00 <Kelevra> Skirmish calm your farm
13:00 <Loof> well i'm hungry half an hour after eating my stomach is grumbling, due to meds
13:00 <Kelevra> go fart in the lift.
14:00 <amelia> youre being a pussy about it
14:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt enjoy being in your shoes loof meds fuck you up a lot
14:00 <Skirmish> I am calm. Calm as a cucumber and just as cold as one at the moment. 
14:00 <Loof> amelia you don't know much about meds it seems
14:00 <Loof> like most people
14:00 <amelia> I wasn't talking to you then Loof
14:00 <Lumeah2> shrinkage 
14:00 <Loof> oh
14:00 <amelia> i was talking to Skirmish
14:00 <Kelevra> well go hide in your fart smelled lift
14:00 <Clarkson> my bestest friend has breasts my friend
14:00 <Serenity> honestly if you eat well though and find at lest 30 mins a day to move your body then you are on your way
15:00 <Serenity> exercising actually gives you more energy so the more you do it the more you want to do you have to start somewhere
15:00 <Serenity> i ws literally doing 15mins every 2 days a year ago
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> and it’s pretty awesome for yor mental health to
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> too*
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> exercise that is
15:00 <Skirmish> amelia: You guys jumped on Loof for saying something. He's in a different situation than the rest of us. We're not dealing with drug side effects. That's all. 
15:00 <Serenity> its amazing for your mental health
15:00 <Serenity> no one jumped on anyone
15:00 <amelia> show me where i jumped on Loof
15:00 <Skirmish> Ok nobody jumped on anyone. Moving on. 
15:00 <amelia> and its funny how Loof doesn't feel like i or we jumped on him
16:00 <Serenity> i said its an absolute load of shit that wasnt jumping on him
16:00 <amelia> You just talk complete shit
16:00 <Kelevra> Skirmish you're a complete idiot.
16:00 <Loof> i don't want to cause fights, sorry
16:00 <amelia> Go back to your squirting is piss articles
16:00 <Serenity> loof its fine you need to relax
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> loof, dont worry bout it 
16:00 <Skirmish> LOL 
16:00 <Serenity> its a good discussion
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> and everyone has a different opinion bout it
16:00 <Serenity> when im feeling hell anxious i go for a run on the tready
16:00 <Serenity> makes me feel 100% better
16:00 <amelia> see I've been sick this week and haven't exercised since Sunday
17:00 <Skirmish> I had forgotten about that amelia lol
17:00 <amelia> I am grumpy as fuck
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i don’t get grumpy or anxious if i don’t exercise LOL
17:00 <Serenity> im not exercising a lot atm because im exhausted all the time cause i cant eat super well atm
17:00 <Serenity> it sucks
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i get grumpy and anxious is peeps force me to exercise
17:00 <amelia> today a bitch took .00003 to move when the light turned green and i was like FOR FUCK SAKE MOVE YOU BARINA FUCK MOVEEEEEEEEEE
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> im like look, i’ll do it when i wanna…. 
18:00 <Serenity> haha
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> side note, my cat is being a fucking psycho
18:00 <Clarkson> that fat fuck is so adorable
18:00 <Loof> ty clarky
18:00 <Skirmish> Well I really love doing weights but I hate cardio. That's my excuse. 
18:00 <Clarkson> he only has sex in a closet?
18:00 <Serenity> i fucking cant stand cardio but i always feel better after ive done it
18:00 <amelia> i luff both
18:00 <amelia> but i hate bike
18:00 <Serenity> im ace on the bike
18:00 <Serenity> thats my best
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> bike is the best
19:00 <amelia> fuck that 2 wheeled piece of shit
19:00 <Clarkson> do it faggot
19:00 <Loof> i puked last time i got on the bike
19:00 <Skirmish> Bike makes my bum hurt. That is why I was a rower. 
19:00 <amelia> i could run on tready all day tho
19:00 <Serenity> i make the fam go for real bike rides now
19:00 <Serenity> muahahah
19:00 <amelia> ahahahahah
19:00 <amelia> stackhats
19:00 <Serenity> up in the john forrest national park
19:00 <Serenity> sogood
19:00 <Skirmish> Spokey dokeys? 
19:00 <Serenity> ants got some on his bike
19:00 <Serenity> i hate them
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> vagina hurts after 20 ks ireckon
20:00 <amelia> i luff the lat pull down
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> (on a bike)
20:00 <Loof> i used to run long distance in my 20s before meds, then within 6 months put on 60kg
20:00 <amelia> makes my back feel nice
20:00 <Serenity> loll when i very first started on the exercise bike kate
20:00 <Serenity> i used to fold up a blanket on the seat because it hurt me so bad
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking numb!
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah you can get padded bike pants… but yeah pass lol not that keen
20:00 <Skirmish> I don't think I am getting enough out of back that is why I want the rower too. Put the resistence up and pull with arms more than push with legs
21:00 <Serenity> just start off walking a slow pace for 30 mins a day loof
21:00 <Serenity> you'll be amazed how much beter you start to feel
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> 10 mins loof
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> otherwise its a chore
21:00 <Loof> ty good advice :)
21:00 <amelia> where is gs69azza i need to ask him question
21:00 <Skirmish> Walk to KFC and walk home. EXERCISE YEAH! 
21:00 <Loof> lol
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> for gravey n chips
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo yeah
22:00 <amelia> how long does it take to lose muscle
22:00 <Loof> there's people out there who HATE fatties
22:00 <Skirmish> Arm curl your bucket of chicken on the way home too for extra results. 
22:00 <Skirmish> GET SWOL
22:00 <Loof> i see they way they look at me
22:00 <Serenity> every one gets in their head they have to start out doing what other people who have been doing it for years do you dont
22:00 <amelia> if you don't weight train
22:00 <Serenity> i wish i had motivation to stick with squats n shit every day tho
22:00 <Clarkson> fuck off you bipolar faggot - 20 mins ago you were rimming assholes now youre being a tard - you have issues. baaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddd
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> loof, give a fuck what other peeps think…. sif lose weight for other peeps
22:00 <Clarkson> Im so fucking 
22:00 <Serenity> thats one i just cannot stick with
22:00 <amelia> i luff squatties
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> do it for yourself…. and if you don’t wanna. don’t. 
23:00 <Loof> it's just when they want to start shit cause you're overweight, it turns violent
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah that’s shit.
23:00 <amelia> i don't think most people care if people are fat
23:00 <Loof> most don't
23:00 <Serenity> i hate squats so much it kills my thighs
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> But you kinda have to look at the peeps putting down fatties, and think what the fuck is wrong with them
24:00 <Skirmish> Loof: If you don't want to do it then it doesn't matter what anyone else says. If you want a mobility scooter with a clown horn I say go get one. Just do whatever makes you happy. If running up peoples heels and honking the horn makes you happy. DO IT! 
24:00 <amelia> it annoys me when fat people bitch bout it but do nothing but i don't hate them
24:00 <Loof> lol skirmish hahaha
24:00 <amelia> if fat people are happy being fat, the  that is fine
24:00 <Serenity> its kinda why i wont join a gym
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
24:00 <Serenity> i hate the thought of those ripped fuckers judging me
24:00 <amelia> no one in gym gives a fuck
24:00 <Clarkson> dead like Rons penis
24:00 <Skirmish> amelia: Are you one of those people that hate the fact the medicare levy they pay also covers people with weight related health issues? 
25:00 <Serenity> i have my own gym now it doesnt matter haha
25:00 <amelia> when i see the fat girls come in, i feel happy for em
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
25:00 <Skirmish> Want to be Kate's PT after the baby? 
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
25:00 <amelia> no Skirmish i understand people who are that fat, have other issues that caused them to get that fat
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need to change after having a baby?
26:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
26:00 <amelia> like President_Trump
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL 
26:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: No I am just suggesting that she could help you get your pre baby body back faster? 
26:00 <President_Trump> ?
26:00 <amelia> he has depression and is bi polar
26:00 <amelia> it explains his obesity
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> why do i need to get my pre-baby body back faster?
26:00 <President_Trump> projection
26:00 <amelia> I don't hate him for that, i hate him for having red hair
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh go smoke some ice trump
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> honestly
26:00 <Skirmish> no reason ... Just suggesting things. Stop trying to read so much into it.. 
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> isnt it time you had a toke on the pip?
27:00 <President_Trump> ice?
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, mud
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> can’t you read
27:00 <President_Trump> oh well i dont know who u are, dont really want to talk to u
27:00 <amelia> Skirmish isn't making fun of you kate, he's trying to make fun of me
27:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
27:00 <Skirmish> I'm not trying to make fun of anyone! 
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m just being facetious, skirnish 
27:00 <Skirmish> ... At the moment. 
28:00 <Kelevra> Skirmish makes fun of himself just by connecting to austnet.
28:00 <Skirmish> Why so salty Kelevra? 
28:00 <Kelevra> cause you come across as a mega dickhead..
28:00 <amelia> watch out Kelevra, he will say you are angry and young and one day you will grow up
28:00 <Skirmish> amelia: But it is true! 
28:00 <Kelevra> I'm already grown up.
29:00 <Skirmish> AND! The female orgasm is urine. 
29:00 <Clarkson> Go fuck yourself
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <amelia> it's not
29:00 <amelia> you fuckin twat
29:00 <Skirmish> Science says it is. 
29:00 <amelia> i swear to god
29:00 <Skirmish> You are not science. 
29:00 <amelia> your shitty articles said SQUIRTING is urine
29:00 <Kelevra> I swear he's uneducated 
29:00 <Serenity> it doesnt even come out of your piss hole what would you know
29:00 <amelia> which is still bs
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s if you jizz 900 L
29:00 <Kelevra> It's not urine..
29:00 <amelia> he doesn't even know cos his woman has to fake it anyway
29:00 <Kelevra> have you made a girl cum?
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> thats not pee
30:00 <Serenity> porn squirting is piss
30:00 <President_Trump> Skirmish is alpha as fuck, when he is with a girl it comes out of their throat
30:00 <Kelevra> it's like male jizz, it's all creamy and white if you do it right..
30:00 <Skirmish> I was just linking this french study and when amelia started getting peeved by it I just kept linking more. I don't care what it is. 
30:00 <Serenity> look im a squirter. its not piss because it doesnt come out of your piss hole
30:00 <Serenity> there make fun of me
30:00 <Serenity> rofl
30:00 <amelia> look im a squirter.
30:00 <amelia> -Serenity
31:00 <Serenity> :(
31:00 <Kelevra> I bet his mrs pisses on him cause she doesn't respect him
31:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahaahahaahahah
31:00 <Kelevra> ^.^
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol where is that … hick youtube vid
31:00 <amelia> the feeling is like you need to pee so i have no doubt some girls actually do piss
31:00 <Serenity> it should really be called gushing... its not like porn you dont shoot it out like a fkn fire hose
31:00 <Skirmish> I have a son too if you want to try and use other people in my life to offend me. :)
31:00 <amelia> but genuine squirt is not piss
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QovRuqmROac
31:00 <Loof> i'm completely numb down there, nothing turns me on, pristiq is awesome like that :)
32:00 <Serenity> its sticky too and doesnt smell like pee
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s not pee… it’s SQUIRT
32:00 <Kelevra> ladies don't need to cum to have babies Skirmish
32:00 <amelia> or stain the mattress yellow
32:00 <Serenity> omg loof a friend of mine was complaining the other day about her numb vagina because of that stuff
32:00 <Serenity> rofl
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <Skirmish> What the hell are you talking about Kelevra? 
32:00 <Loof> yeah it's like you don't even have genitals
32:00 <Kelevra> we have eggs and if you jizz when we're ovulating usually babies come around
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> you see dem stains
32:00 <Loof> was it pristiq?
32:00 <President_Trump> lolollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
32:00 <amelia> i can't stop laughing @ look im a squirter.
33:00 <Serenity> yeah loof
33:00 <Skirmish> Am I getting a birds and the bees talk from Kelevra? If so, why? 
33:00 <Loof> yeah pristiq takes away all feeling from the vag or penis
33:00 <Serenity> she said she cannot feel any of her vag at all
33:00 <Kelevra> well you're a dumbass
33:00 <Kelevra> who says dumb shit
33:00 <Serenity> like even with a vibrator.. she feels nothing
33:00 <Clarkson> I screw over everyone and everything
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
33:00 <amelia> LooK iM a SQuiRTeR.
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> new nick
33:00 <Serenity> its a common symptom apparently for some anti-d's
33:00 <Serenity> amelia ur just jelly ok
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck darls
34:00 <Loof> it's kinda liberating
34:00 <Clarkson> i start crying like a bitch
34:00 <amelia> ok lets play "who am i"
34:00 <Serenity> UR JUST A PISSER
34:00 <Loof> not having to worry about sex
34:00 <amelia> kate guess who i am
34:00 <amelia> look im a squirter.
34:00 <amelia> guess
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummm that hick?
34:00 <Skirmish> Kelevra: If I wanted to have a dumb competition it wouldn't be with you. I would have zero change of winning. 
34:00 <Serenity> im gonna shave this bitches head in a min
34:00 <amelia> NO I'M SERENITY
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lol
34:00 <amelia> so yeah you were kinda right
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <amelia> ahahahahahhaahhaaha
34:00 <katatonic_kate01>  :P
34:00 <Serenity> FUCK OFF YOU CUNT
34:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAAHHHAA
34:00 <amelia> I'm laffing
34:00 <Serenity> h8 u
35:00 <amelia> is you squirting?
35:00 <Serenity> ill squirt al over ur hair in a min
35:00 <Skirmish> Clarkson needs to be programmed to randomly say 'Look I'm a squirter' now. 
35:00 <Clarkson> lamy>14 gay lesbian
35:00 <amelia> pls don't squirt @ me :(
35:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahahaha
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg neighbours are cunts
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> can’t wait till Jack wakes em up every 3 hours
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> crying
36:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 thts why I love living on a corner
36:00 <Skirmish> That's what you get for buying a unit and living so close to people. 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i so wanna sell this uni and buy a houde
36:00 <Serenity> oh fuck units
36:00 <partay> yah house ftw
36:00 <Serenity> i could never do that again
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… we wanted to ive in sydney… and it was the cheapest … at the time
36:00 <partay> yep
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif anyone can afford a house in syd
36:00 <partay> move to brisbun
37:00 <partay> lots cheaper
37:00 <Skirmish> Although, once you buy a house you realise even that isn't far enough away and you want a property on at least 1 acre. 
37:00 <partay> lol Skirmish
37:00 <partay> i dont hate my neigbours that much
37:00 <Kelevra> my auntie just sold two of her sydney houses, made a mint
37:00 <Serenity> yeah when the kids are old enough to fuck off and look after themselves i wanna move out of the city to property
37:00 <President_Trump> about the size of my peppermint grove property
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> medium house price is 1.4 Million 
38:00 <partay> that is fucking insane
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know
38:00 <Kelevra> yeah I think for both properties she got about 3.5ml
38:00 <Kelevra> now she's living large in a retirement home
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> that was just a quick google.. so there are prob more accurate numbers
38:00 <partay> Kelevra you in her will?
38:00 <Kelevra> hopefully
38:00 <Skirmish> I say hi to my neighbours but that's it.  Ever since I made my wifi name Donkey Porn one side stopped asking for the password to 'borrow some internet'. 
39:00 <partay> i dont pubish my ssid 
39:00 <Skirmish> I try to make mine silly names and give people a giggle if they see it. 
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don’t talk to mine after she was ranting to my mum about being bi polar
39:00 <Skirmish> I've had 'Tellmywifiloveher
39:00 <Serenity> i dont really see my neighbours school hols you hear em cause their grandkids visit but thats about it
39:00 <Serenity> the junkies nextdoor got booted so that is empty
39:00 <Skirmish> Prettyflyforawifi
40:00 <Loof> my neighbours all suck
40:00 <Loof> noisy fuckers
40:00 <Skirmish> Don't you have a lemon tree though Loof? 
40:00 <Loof> yeah lol
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’re just so loud and have 900 family memebers come over and be generallly loud cunts
40:00 <Skirmish> Fill their gutters with lemons. 
40:00 <Skirmish> :D
40:00 <Loof> lol
40:00 <faux> hello hi
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hi there
40:00 <faux> sissy has finally retreated to her room
41:00 <faux> fuck shes energetic i want to die
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <Loof> can you believe i'm still freaking about the lemon chuckers
41:00 <faux> shes still callin my name from her room
41:00 <faux> GO TO SLEEP FUCK 
41:00 <faux> lmao 
41:00 <faux> i have 0 patience
42:00 <partay> faux you'll make a good parent
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah the child was taking ages to go to sleep tonight…. she got a new doll and wanted to show me every fucking thing it did
42:00 <Clarkson> Fibreglass is easy as fuck to work with... Resin is downright a cunt.
42:00 <faux> lol kate
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i honestly dont know how she affords rent
43:00 <faux> i think ive heard my name more tonight than i havein in the past 6 years
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <Skirmish> Sells ass?
43:00 <faux> she starts every sentencr with christina
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw she is a tank!
43:00 <Loof> faux she must adore you
43:00 <Loof> you're lucky
43:00 <faux> duh
43:00 <faux> im fantastic
43:00 <Loof> :)
43:00 <faux> :D
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> she is bigger than me, when preggers
43:00 <Skirmish> You don't get to see her often though so you faux? She is just excited. 
43:00 <Serenity> [8:39pm] <Skirmish> I've had 'Tellmywifiloveher
43:00 <Maurice> Theres 5 guys in my shed, I could but wrong but this is how pornos start
43:00 <Serenity> mines Silence of the LANs
43:00 <faux> i do skirm they live in aus now
43:00 <faux> :)
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!!!!!
43:00 <faux> but im sleepin over for the first time
43:00 <faux> so shes way hyper
44:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: hahah
44:00 <Serenity> Maurice also wants 5 cocks
44:00 <Skirmish> faux: she will grow out of it. 
44:00 <Maurice> Yeah but not from 4 out of those 5
44:00 <Serenity> KISSINA
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> really?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wouldnt know what to do wif 5 cocks
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe knit a lil jumper for them
45:00 <Maurice> Well obv you line them up and shoot rubber bands at them
45:00 <Serenity> mouth front bum back bum two hands?
45:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: If you go out to the garage and find those 5 guys all fucking each other then yeah ... That's how porn starts.  
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@ maurice
46:00 <Serenity> god i should have shut right up just now huh
46:00 <Maurice> Your experience is showing, Serenity
46:00 <Serenity> hahahah
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <Skirmish> Has sydcouple been chatting here? 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> im thinking of that song, johnny works with one hammer
46:00 <faux> lol sez
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> Serenity works with….
47:00 <faux> kissina
47:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: Serenity is an anvil. She works with lots of hammers. 
47:00 <Serenity> excuse me I dont do things like that
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw thats ya mum
47:00 <Skirmish> Your mum
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw her vagina fell off after child birth
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> but your mum, is special :P
49:00 <Skirmish> Stop talking about my mum. 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> why?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> its fun!
49:00 <Skirmish> Cause it''s mean. 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
49:00 <Skirmish> Sifnot
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> its ok if ya mum likes the dick
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wont judge
50:00 <Serenity> everyone loves the D
50:00 <Loof> i was in a care facility with a guy who's brothers are the carlton crew
50:00 <Loof> he keeps calling me every day
50:00 <Loof> scared
50:00 <Serenity> arent the carlton crew all dead
50:00 <Loof> nah
50:00 <Skirmish> With all the money they spent. Recently painting the walls and laying new carpet now the aircon has broken so it's about 5 degrees inside. 
50:00 <Loof> i really don't want to have anything to do with them tho
51:00 <Loof> they're into cocaine and shit
51:00 <Serenity> really not good people to be involved in
51:00 <Loof> i know
51:00 <President_Trump> wotdahexagon
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> damn it! find a semi watchable movie and its in a different language 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> fail
54:00 <President_Trump> go smoke some ice
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> why?
54:00 <Serenity> kids wanna go see finding dory on the hols
54:00 <Serenity> fml
54:00 <Serenity> its gonna be packed
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
54:00 <President_Trump> buy them a video game instead
54:00 <President_Trump> so you can irc
54:00 <President_Trump> with trump
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> trump, smoke some ice
55:00 <Serenity> fuck off
55:00 <President_Trump> why?
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> obv it’s time…. 
55:00 <Serenity> id peel my skin off with a potato peeler before i ever willingly did anything with you
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> cravings kicking in yet?
55:00 <Skirmish> Ham
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ serenity!
55:00 <President_Trump> i think u think im someone else katatonic_kate01
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> Any troll on irc is an ice smoker
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> plain and simple
55:00 <Serenity> yep]
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> and will be treated like a  fucking junkie cunt
56:00 <Clarkson> Oh fuck me
56:00 <Skirmish> Shut up Clarkson you ice fiend. 
56:00 <Clarkson> damn I miss that shit 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> clarky hasn’t smoked ice since last aug. DUH
56:00 <Clarkson> it's fucking weird
58:00 <Doodle> ahh finally i can relax
58:00 <Doodle> running me marketing campaign a week early cos i;m such a girly swot
58:00 <Skirmish> What are you pushing? 
58:00 <Doodle> just promoting awareness for a cause
58:00 <Doodle> that i cant tell u about cos u will skew me results
59:00 <Skirmish> That's fine I don't care anyway. 
59:00 <Doodle> is that why you asked
59:00 <Skirmish> I meant I don't care about your cause. 
59:00 <Doodle> oh
59:00 <Skirmish> Goodluck with your mark from it though. 
59:00 <Doodle> it was steak & blowjob day but oh well
59:00 <Skirmish> I don't need a day for steak and blowjobs. 
00:00 <Doodle> ok it was steak and blowjob 3 minutes then
00:00 <Serenity> i need to pee but homer is using me for a pillow
00:00 <Serenity> what a conundrum
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg you’re going wif me marketing idea bout DICK
01:00 <Doodle> dick doesnt need marketing
01:00 <Doodle> its a seasonal favourite
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it does
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
01:00 <Doodle> a low involvement purchase
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> wooden dick?
01:00 <Doodle> not yet
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg… my farts smell like death
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure they’re slowly killing me
02:00 <Doodle> lol isnt he a ray of sunshine
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <faux> dodie
03:00 <faux> hi imy
03:00 <Doodle> yay
03:00 <tobor> hi guess who it is
03:00 <Doodle> and that filthy cumslut robot too
03:00 <Doodle> oh
03:00 <Doodle> hi
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <tobor> sounds about right
03:00 <tobor> hello everyone its me tobor
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai!
03:00 <tobor> so i just called the cops
03:00 <Doodle> by filthy cumslut i meant upsatnding pillar of the community
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
04:00 <Doodle> not the fuzz
04:00 <Doodle> the narcs
04:00 <Doodle> the pigs
04:00 <tobor> i was drivin on the motorway n some jerk ran across it n almost got hit
04:00 <Doodle> eep
04:00 <tobor> yea
04:00 <tobor> 4 lanes
04:00 <Doodle> do u live in england?
04:00 <tobor> no i live in australia
04:00 <Doodle> whats a motorway?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> qld thing
04:00 <tobor> you dont call them motorways?
04:00 <Doodle> freeway m8
04:00 <tobor> freeway r u american m8
05:00 <tobor> M1 = Motorway1
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> qld (ers) are weird
05:00 <tobor> its not a F1 ok
05:00 <Doodle> HOW VERY DARE U
05:00 <Doodle> etc
05:00 <tobor> heeee
05:00 <tobor> how are you all
05:00 <tobor> hey couleurs
05:00 <Doodle> good now i've done me homework for the week
05:00 <Serenity> freeway here too
05:00 <Serenity> soz
05:00 <faux> same
05:00 <tobor> ok Doodle how much is 4 x 4
06:00 <faux> 8
06:00 <Doodle> 16
06:00 <tobor> wd faux
06:00 <faux> close
06:00 <tobor> bk 2 skool doodle
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> fat, uncomfortable and need to vomit - you?
06:00 <faux> im gud et meths
06:00 <Doodle> what
06:00 <tobor> if it was past 10 faux was gonna have to take her slippers off
06:00 <couleurs> hey tobor, i just ran across da motorway and i think some1 called the cops on me i think it was a robot
06:00 <Doodle> wtf
06:00 <faux> ehe
06:00 <tobor> phuk
07:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip_pjb5_fgA
07:00 <tobor> what a kawinkydink, i was called th chops then
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <Doodle> thanks stebie
07:00 <faux> me nips are inverted
07:00 <Doodle> pix
07:00 <tobor> oh and i missed your comment kate, that's no good
07:00 <faux> no 
07:00 <Doodle> go on
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9JVZaNCEPI
08:00 <faux> im at dads
08:00 <Doodle> pix of ur dads nips
08:00 <tobor> o ye
08:00 <faux> rofl
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
08:00 <faux> hes on teh computer
08:00 <tobor> tell him i said hi
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle are you smoking ice?
08:00 <TropicalStormTaco> omg etc
08:00 <tobor> tell him robot says hi
08:00 <Doodle> neg
08:00 <faux> no
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <tobor> he'll know what that means -- robot
08:00 <faux> i have me headphones in
08:00 <Doodle> in ur ears?
08:00 <tobor> well make them ur handphones
08:00 <faux> me butt
08:00 <Doodle> :o
09:00 <Doodle> eee
09:00 <tobor> ur buttphones
09:00 <faux> ye me ears
09:00 <Doodle> /nick Headphones
09:00 <Doodle> oh
09:00 <faux> oh
09:00 <tobor> oh
09:00 <faux> ye
09:00 <Doodle> its maaaaaagic
09:00 <tobor> k me room is toasty now the heater can go back off
09:00 <Doodle> my heater has been on for a month
09:00 <tobor> y
09:00 <Doodle> not rly i turn it off at night
09:00 <tobor> it cold?
09:00 <Doodle> cos winter
09:00 <tobor> gay
09:00 <Clarkson> khedira and schweinsteiger in the middle is bad ass
10:00 <couleurs> gay
10:00 <Doodle> u know whats gay
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> you
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
10:00 <tobor> i just have it on for 5-10 minutes every few hours so its not chilly
10:00 <Doodle> 2 men having sex with each other
10:00 <Maurice> Butt sex?
10:00 <couleurs> Matthew
10:00 <tobor> Maurice chirps up
10:00 <Maurice> I have gay on highlight
10:00 <Doodle> you offering Maurice?
10:00 <tobor> lol
10:00 <Clarkson> it's a thin fucking line man
10:00 <Maurice> Doodle, when do I ever say no to you ;)
10:00 <Doodle> ^_^
11:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Pistolas - Take It with a Kiss.mp3 (4.37MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:46)
13:00 <tobor> its votey day 2mo hey
13:00 <Loof> not for me, i'll take the $20 fine
14:00 <Loof> my wife asked em how much the fine is, $20 lol
14:00 <tobor> i might print up some pamphlets 'so you have aids' so i have something to hand back to the sprukers @ the votey place
14:00 <couleurs> Nice 1
14:00 <tobor> yeah $70 is the figure i hear most going around here
15:00 <Loof> it's $20 here
15:00 <tobor> rather go see a movie m8
15:00 <Doodle> $70 state
15:00 <tobor> it doesn't take long 2 vote
15:00 <Doodle> $20 fed
15:00 <tobor> o ye
15:00 <Doodle> ye i pay them regularly
16:00 <tobor> i just go to me local skool walk in write a short story on the benefits of drinkin milk n walk out
16:00 <Doodle> well u see
16:00 <Doodle> thats worse than not voting at all to me
16:00 <Doodle> dishonest
16:00 <Loof> i've never enrolled, i tried to this time finally but they took too long
16:00 <Doodle> at least i tell them why i am not voting
16:00 <tobor> y rnt u voting
17:00 <Loof> never enrolled, tried to this time but they didn't get back to me in time
17:00 <Loof> enrolled months ago the slow cunts
17:00 <Doodle> i dont vote because i dont have faith that any of the candidates have my best interests in mind
17:00 <faux> ive always wondered why fed fines are 3x less when theyre more important
17:00 <Serenity> What happens if I do not vote?
17:00 <Serenity> After each election, the AEC will send a letter to all apparent non-voters requesting that they either provide a valid and sufficient reason for failing to vote or pay a $20 penalty.
17:00 <Serenity> If, within the time period specified on the notice, you fail to reply, cannot provide a valid and sufficient reason or decline to pay the $20 penalty, then the matter may be referred to a court. If the matter is dealt with in court and you are found guilty, you may be fined up to $180 plus court costs and a criminal conviction may be recorded against you.
18:00 <Serenity> from da gubbment syte
18:00 <Loof> yeah i'll def pay the $20
18:00 <couleurs> just go draw dicks like i do and spend the money you save on your favourite food ie pizza
18:00 <Serenity> i had to pay $136 when i found out I had a fine tho because it had been years
18:00 <Serenity> i didnt know i had it tho
19:00 <tobor> $180 + $420,000 in court fees
19:00 <TropicalStormTaco> so people whinge about taxes being too expensive, and politicians being too shit, yet they're happy to give them $20 claiming its a show of no confidence
19:00 <Serenity> if you fuck up your vote its a vote for liberals think about that
19:00 <couleurs> thx partay 
19:00 <Doodle> they will just get $20 off you some other way anyway
19:00 <Doodle> so why not pay it and have a sleep in
19:00 <TropicalStormTaco> I vote twice just to make sure I don't have to pay $20
20:00 <Loof> lol
20:00 <faux> i vote u stfu
20:00 <Doodle> i vote faux comes over for netflix n chill
20:00 <Loof> who's stayin up tonight?
20:00 <Doodle> without the netflix
20:00 <Serenity> my hair keeps tickling my neck and scaring me
21:00 <tobor> what Doodle really means is faux will end up in the freezer.
21:00 <Doodle> shhh
21:00 <faux> k
21:00 <faux> im down 
21:00 <Doodle> she knows about the others
21:00 <faux> ye
21:00 <Doodle> she is cool with that, pun intended
21:00 <TropicalStormTaco> "Have you voted yet today?" "I cant remember"
21:00 <faux> ehe
22:00 <couleurs> yes i have but i like waiting in long lines for no reason
22:00 <Doodle> omg i just remembered i have SOFT DRINK in the fridge
22:00 <tobor> lol
22:00 <faux> soft drink
22:00 <Doodle> ye
22:00 <faux> what r u 7
22:00 <tobor> better than hard drink
22:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <Doodle> YE
22:00 <faux> SoFT DRiNK
22:00 <Doodle> i am 7 so wut
22:00 <faux> fite u irl
22:00 <tobor> i like soft drink
22:00 <Doodle> i like it but i dont have it much
22:00 <Doodle> obv
22:00 <tobor> had a ginger beer 2nite
22:00 <TropicalStormTaco> can you vote at coles now?
22:00 <Loof> i like scotch
22:00 <faux> im haven worda
23:00 <TropicalStormTaco> or is it woolies?
23:00 <tobor> ye TropicalStormTaco u can vote at the self checkouts
23:00 <Doodle> on the back of ur receipt
23:00 <tobor> u have 2 lick the screen to unlock the vote option tho
23:00 <TropicalStormTaco> kool ill ask them how to do it tomorrow
23:00 <Doodle> under 'i am a fuckwit'
23:00 <faux> 1 x avocado 4 x bananas 1 x liberal vote
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:00 <Doodle> no change
23:00 <TropicalStormTaco> 500 bonus flybuys
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that cock smoker still ere?
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> ffs
24:00 <Loof> is there still the sexy party?
24:00 <Doodle> i never left
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> not you!
24:00 <Doodle> oh
24:00 <Doodle> right
24:00 <Doodle> i knew that
24:00 <Doodle> ..
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
24:00 <tobor> is there a dance party i vote 4 them
24:00 <TropicalStormTaco> Loof, there should be a "white van party"
24:00 <Loof> darncing and prancing
24:00 <TropicalStormTaco> nothing sus
24:00 <Loof> lol
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> mincing round
25:00 <tobor> kates votin 4 the baby shower party
25:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Marilyn Manson - Baboon Rape Party.mp3 (2.66MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:54)
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> the dick part
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> y
25:00 <tobor> katatonic_kate01 that's in my pance
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
25:00 <Doodle> gotanceinmepanceanineed2dance
26:00 <tobor> na
26:00 <tobor> if there was a dick party it would be at doodle's
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <Doodle> bascuse me
26:00 <Serenity> im votin for the creme egg party
26:00 <tobor> coz ur name
26:00 <tobor> Doodle.
26:00 <Doodle> mmhmm
26:00 <Doodle> oh sezz
26:00 <Doodle> going 2 see the conjuring 2 tomoz
26:00 <tobor> im votin 4 trump
27:00 <Serenity> oooh
27:00 <Serenity> i really wanna go
27:00 <Doodle> come with
27:00 <Loof> i'm voting for the humpty hump
27:00 <tobor> nice doods count me in
27:00 <Serenity> ok!
27:00 <Doodle> me and me sis are going
27:00 <tobor> im coming too now
27:00 <tobor> which cinema what time
27:00 <Doodle> regent 9pm
27:00 <tobor> ill be there early 2 get popcorn
27:00 <Serenity> i might make ShadowLurker take me
27:00 <tobor> get him out of the shadows
28:00 <Maurice> I was thinking of going to see the BFG tomorrow, thats about as scary as I get
28:00 <Doodle> it was sold out last night so she bought tickets
28:00 <tobor> rad
28:00 <tobor> i cant remember the last time i heard of a movie being sold out
28:00 <Serenity> me either actually
28:00 <TheRiddler> what movie?
28:00 <Doodle> (its ballarat)
28:00 <Loof> yeah only the writers and directors are sold out these days
29:00 <Serenity> oh zing loof
29:00 <Loof> lol
29:00 <tobor> ballarat actually
29:00 <Doodle> ye ok ching chong
29:00 <Serenity> oh now i know why skirmish was quoting jim jeffries
29:00 <Serenity> new show on nf
29:00 <TheRiddler> jimmy carr is good
29:00 <tobor> no offense but that ad is the biggest reason i know of ballarat
30:00 <tobor> that and something about a car race
30:00 <Doodle> jimmy carr is good
30:00 <Doodle> what car race
30:00 <tobor> ionno i heard about some car show or race or somat
30:00 <TheRiddler> the donkey car race
30:00 <TheRiddler> :p
30:00 <Doodle> theyre building a motorsports complex here finally
31:00 <Doodle> 10 years after i left the car club
31:00 <Doodle> cunts
31:00 <Loof> did you download driveclub?
31:00 <Serenity> the new sadium theyre building here is fucking huge
31:00 <Doodle> nah its ps plus only
31:00 <Loof> ah damn
31:00 <tobor> sadium
31:00 <Doodle> foobal sadium
31:00 <Serenity> glad to see they can spend that money on sports arenas but not schools
31:00 <tobor> lol
31:00 <Serenity> (y)
31:00 <TheRiddler> a motorsports complex a new convention centre and a oval
32:00 <TheRiddler> ballarat spending lots
32:00 <Doodle> sezz they built a stadium here just for the fkn bulldogs to play at
32:00 <Serenity> useless
32:00 <Doodle> and they still may or may not
32:00 <TheRiddler> to be fair subiaco oval is pretty bad
32:00 <Serenity> they want west coast to make it their home ground here and they have refused rofl
32:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <TheRiddler> they'll probably will
32:00 <Serenity> 'we have a contract for 90 years so we're not moving' rofl
32:00 <TheRiddler> ballarat is part of their development area
32:00 <Doodle> its the ballarat roosters home ground i think
33:00 <Doodle> nth
33:00 <Doodle> maybe
33:00 <Doodle> iunno
33:00 <Doodle> fkn footy
33:00 <TheRiddler> yes
33:00 <Loof> yeah fkn footy
33:00 <Doodle> they have a nice pub
34:00 <tobor> i will now be taking all my science lessons from this kid ok http://www.break.com/video/tornado-in-a-jar-5-year-old-oliver-science-video-3032816
34:00 <partay> robot you knee deep tomorrow ?
35:00 <TheRiddler> the new bill nye
35:00 <tobor> lol
35:00 <tobor> sunday
35:00 <tobor> late nite
35:00 <partay> nice
35:00 <partay> yes it will be 
35:00 <partay> :)
35:00 <partay> have the candles and rose petals ready ?
36:00 <tobor> something like that
36:00 <partay> lol
40:00 <tobor> hi Skirmish
41:00 <Skirmish> I am a little scared to ask, but why is Serenity's aunty like tina turner? 
41:00 <Skirmish> Hi tobor. 
42:00 <Serenity> i cant even remember now
42:00 <Loof> she resusitated a fish
42:00 <Loof> ie fishlips
42:00 <Serenity> ohh thats right
42:00 <Loof> :)
43:00 <Jimbo> i wonder how hard it is to catch an allegator
43:00 <Skirmish> About as hard as it is to spell it. 
43:00 <Jimbo> so ill ace it
43:00 <Jimbo> kool
44:00 <Skirmish> Absolutely. I suggest you try ASAP.  
45:00 <Skirmish> Dinner from a vending machine. So not in the mood for this. Wish I hadn't of forgotten to pack it. 
45:00 <partay> ouch
45:00 <partay> Skirmish u at work?
45:00 <Skirmish> Yah
45:00 <partay> 12am n a friday night
45:00 <partay> grave robber?
46:00 <Skirmish> I only rob old ladies, no graves. 
46:00 <partay> oh well thats ok
47:00 <TheRiddler> jimbo jones
48:00 <Skirmish> This tuna treat is no treat. 
49:00 <Jimbo> what exactly do you do at customs that requires you to be there until midnight with enough spare time to come on irc?
49:00 <TheRiddler> where's the best place to get a mini drill
49:00 <Loof> your undies
50:00 <Skirmish> Without going into it Jimbo, Newcastle Port is the reason we're a 24/7 operation because the port is 24/7.
50:00 <TheRiddler> good 1
50:00 <tobor> finally
50:00 <tobor> someone knows of a robbery goin on
51:00 <tobor> we did it, faux
51:00 <TheRiddler> faux left
51:00 <tobor> o
51:00 <Jimbo> so you guys sit on irc round the clock, or are you just the shit guy who doesn't do any work?
51:00 <Clarkson> so don't be a cunt
51:00 <partay> lol
51:00 <Jimbo> also have you caught any allegators?
51:00 <Skirmish> I'm just the shit guy that doesn't do any work. 
52:00 <Skirmish> Zero allegators. Few monkeys. 
52:00 <partay> Skirmish is obviously the boss
53:00 <tobor> k goodnight
53:00 <Serenity> nini butt
53:00 <partay> rest up robot
53:00 <tobor> :)
53:00 <tobor> yep
53:00 <tobor> take care!
53:00 <partay> conserve
54:00 <Loof> is he going on a mission?
54:00 <partay> a pussy deep dive
54:00 <Loof> lol nice
54:00 <Serenity> this new jim jefferies is sooo wrong hahahah
56:00 <TheRiddler> if you think jim jefferies is wrong watch jimmy carr
56:00 <Jimbo> lwhat if i think youre wrong
57:00 <TheRiddler> his comedy is to offend everyone
57:00 <Loof> like jamming things in your peehole?
57:00 <Jimbo> Skirmish, really? monkeys? as in black people? or animals?
57:00 <Loof> spare me the vid and tell me, what did you shove in there?
57:00 <Jimbo> hmm thats confusing, i described the same thing
57:00 <Serenity> .
58:00 <Loof> toothpicks, a skewer, a twizzler?
58:00 <Serenity> im still waiting for a chuppa chup
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
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