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00:00 <dematerialised> ok can all you nerdhack fuckheads go back to your own channel
00:00 <dematerialised> this is boring
00:00 <amelia> I was right and you couldn't admit it you jus acted like you had no idea ahahahhaahhaa
00:00 <breaker> Your blonde brain isn't smart enough to work out something so simple
00:00 <President_Trump> demut amelia is a nerdhack fuckhead
00:00 <amelia> my hair is blonde
00:00 <amelia> my brain is not
00:00 <dematerialised> i know
00:00 <Serenity> does it matter wasnt it like a year ago now
00:00 <President_Trump> u pedo her
00:00 <dematerialised> she can go back to that channel too
00:00 <President_Trump> u dont mean that
00:00 <dematerialised> i do
00:00 <amelia> fuck off i can go where the fuck i want
00:00 <amelia> you can fuck off to albany
00:00 <amelia> dont come back
00:00 <TheRiddler> nooo
00:00 <President_Trump> go walk the plank demut
01:00 <TheRiddler> oh
01:00 <breaker> looooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
01:00 <amelia> off with your head
01:00 <GoldSpade> maybe take you meds...might make you less angry
01:00 <TheRiddler> I thought you mean President_Trump or breaker
01:00 <dematerialised> i mean all of them
01:00 <TheRiddler> I dont want either here
01:00 <Maurice> I am so confused
01:00 <amelia> if you're bored then go do something
01:00 <Serenity> me too its hard to keep up with who hates who and who is licking whos starfish
01:00 <amelia> no one is here to entertain your boring ass
01:00 <Clarkson> i lent her $60 and hoped like hell she'd buy some food instead of grog
02:00 <amelia> fuckin twar
02:00 <Serenity> amelia ur yung go do sumfin wiv ur lyf
02:00 <TheRiddler> they can goto frankston and get shanked
02:00 <Maurice> And did she Clarkson
02:00 <Clarkson> dont get me wrong, im not defending fare evaders, they need to pay but these knobs take job way to serious
02:00 <amelia> twat too
02:00 <President_Trump> irc relationships are very complex
02:00 <amelia> i am a young independent woman
02:00 <Serenity> who dont need no mayo
02:00 <amelia> i have so much ahead of me
02:00 <TheRiddler> aww
02:00 <TheRiddler> oh
02:00 <President_Trump> where is mayo? get him on here amelia
02:00 <TheRiddler> phew
02:00 <amelia> i asked pliv do i have the potential to do something with myself if i get off irc
02:00 <Serenity> hes playing xbox atm
02:00 <dematerialised> did you guys all get banned from nerdhacks or is it literally that bad there now you have to come shit up this channel too?
02:00 <Clarkson> [06:52:29] i learned it off the gay match maker ad
02:00 <Serenity> she will call him later
02:00 <amelia> he said no
03:00 <breaker> dematerialised, Dry your eyes faggot
03:00 <amelia> I was always in this channel so dont drag me into your lil hissy fit
03:00 <amelia> fuckin soom
03:00 <amelia> sook
03:00 <Clarkson> beehhh will make the toilet paper with love (ie he will rub his scab infested little cock on each ply)
03:00 <Serenity> amelia and dematerialised are going to war
03:00 <President_Trump> where is beehh? he has not been seen since that bangledesh terrorist attack
03:00 <Serenity> i feel like a kid whos parents are getting divorced
04:00 <Serenity> ALL IS NOT OK IN THE WORLD
04:00 <dematerialised> no
04:00 <dematerialised> i just would rather not read all this shit that literally nobody but them cares about
04:00 <TheRiddler> CS:GO war
04:00 <amelia> cos he throws his lil bitch tantrums
04:00 <Clarkson> i was sent to hell and got refused 5times from your embassy
04:00 <amelia> so /ignore
04:00 <TheRiddler> oh
04:00 <amelia> quit your bitching
04:00 <TheRiddler> I cant follow this convo anymore
04:00 <dematerialised> i would like to go back to eating about chocolate and the weather and cats
04:00 <Serenity> unfortunately is a main city chan and theyre not technically doing anything wrong so i cant do anything about it
04:00 <TheRiddler> who is throwing tantrums?
04:00 <amelia> put your big girls pants on and fuck off
04:00 <dematerialised> calm down amelia
04:00 <breaker> calm down amelia
05:00 <dematerialised> haha
05:00 <breaker> haha
05:00 <dematerialised> OH CHRIST
05:00 <breaker> OH CHRIST
05:00 <amelia> or should we shut up and let you blab on about what takeaway you want tomorrow
05:00 <amelia> much more riveting conversation
05:00 <Serenity> the only reason i get aaway with banning people like beehh and trevor whenever i want is cause theyre perm banned anyway
06:00 <amelia> I jus ratted you out to pliv Serenity
06:00 <TheRiddler> they'll fuck up soon
06:00 <Serenity> uh oh
06:00 <Serenity> he gon cum get me now
06:00 <Clarkson> fuck this cask wine shit is bad
06:00 <amelia> I told him you had 9green9 hair
06:00 <President_Trump> amelinformer
06:00 <Serenity> fucking hell amelia i thought we were friends
06:00 <Clarkson> [08:19:02] he likes it in the ass
06:00 <Serenity> im your role model you fucking cunt
06:00 <Clarkson> the 24 gay m cd
06:00 <amelia> (fried) tell us about your pedo losers in #melbourne chan
06:00 <breaker> fucking cunt
07:00 <amelia> (fried) lets hear some good info
07:00 <amelia> (amelia) ok well serenity has green hair
07:00 <amelia> take dat bitch
07:00 <amelia> now you gon get it
07:00 <Serenity> informelia
07:00 <amelia> AHAHA
07:00 <Serenity> i jus kant trust u no more
07:00 <amelia> ye you got played hulk h.e.d
07:00 <President_Trump> lols informelia 0wn3d
08:00 <amelia> Trump you are next
08:00 <amelia> i will tell him all about you and your pedoing ways of babygirl
08:00 <TheRiddler> trump wears a toupee
08:00 <Serenity> FANTA HED
08:00 <President_Trump> lol what
08:00 <President_Trump> he pedos her worse than i do
09:00 <TheRiddler> pedoing and babygirl in the same sentence is so wrong
09:00 <amelia> no i am dobbing you are gonna get exposed
09:00 <amelia> I'm doin a BReaKeR
09:00 <breaker> eXpoSed
09:00 <President_Trump> breaker why is fauxy so quiet?
10:00 <breaker> Well.. she's not a very nice person.. shes got no idea how to mix in with other people you see.
10:00 <TheRiddler> stfu already
10:00 <breaker> You first eggboy.
11:00 <amelia> yes breaker, teach us all on how to be a social butterfly jus like yourself
11:00 <TheRiddler> it's dr eggman
11:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha
11:00 <Serenity> THEY CALL HIM DR EGG
12:00 <Serenity> wow caps
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <Serenity> im not rly dat excited
12:00 <dematerialised> i am
12:00 <breaker> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Serenity
12:00 <breaker> You're so funny.
12:00 <Serenity> no im not shut up
12:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/5VDvTKQ.jpg
13:00 <Serenity> wow
13:00 <Serenity> what a nice pink dock you have pikachu
13:00 <dematerialised> and
13:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/NYMJ02i.jpg
13:00 <TheRiddler> lollol
13:00 <Serenity> sock..
13:00 <TheRiddler> dock
13:00 <Serenity> dock also works i spose
13:00 <dematerialised> well it's a dock for something innit
13:00 <TheRiddler> cock dock
13:00 <Serenity> giz a look at ya cock dock
14:00 <breaker> how's it going dematerialised.. are you ok mate?
14:00 <President_Trump> that second one is matthew
14:00 <dematerialised> good thanks pullcock
14:00 <dematerialised> how about yourself?
14:00 <breaker> so you're nice to me now?
14:00 <dematerialised> what are you talking about im nice to everyone
14:00 <dematerialised> especially Skirmish
14:00 <breaker> ..
15:00 <Skirmish> Demat has always been extremely nice to me. 
15:00 <dematerialised> see
15:00 <dematerialised> straight from the horses mouth
16:00 <Serenity> hey skirmdawg is back
16:00 <couleurs> me 2
16:00 <dematerialised> oh thats right you went on holiday or something didnt you skirmish?
16:00 <dematerialised> i take it you're back
17:00 <Skirmish> For now. 
17:00 <Skirmish> Yeah the holiday is over. 
17:00 <dematerialised> all good things must come to an end
17:00 <Skirmish> Might be moving house in the next month so will vanish again for a while. 
17:00 <dematerialised> exciting times?
18:00 <Skirmish> I hate moving so not really. 
18:00 <dematerialised> hah fair enough
18:00 <TheRiddler> oh is breaker pollock?
18:00 <dematerialised> thats why i signed a 5 year lease here
18:00 <dematerialised> im not moving for a looong time
18:00 <TheRiddler> I thought it was mayo
18:00 <dematerialised> could be either
19:00 <dematerialised> both fuckwits
19:00 <President_Trump> 5 year lease? lolllllllllllllllllll
19:00 <breaker> looooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
19:00 <amelia> def pollock
19:00 <TheRiddler> that could explain why he hates amelia
19:00 <Skirmish> I've never known any real estate around here to do long leases like that. 
19:00 <amelia> my lover is busy playing ps4
19:00 <dematerialised> rental market here is bad skirmish
19:00 <President_Trump> its not mayo hes on ps4
19:00 <President_Trump> yes
19:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised: Mining downturn? 
19:00 <dematerialised> bad for owners that is
19:00 <dematerialised> yeah
20:00 <dematerialised> i called it two years ago, way too many new units/towers going up
20:00 <dematerialised> not enough people to put in them
20:00 <Skirmish> At least it will allow rent amounts to fall back in line with something that's close to reality. 
20:00 <TheRiddler> he's a girl hater
20:00 <dematerialised> now they are taking whatever they can get as far as tenancy goes
20:00 <dematerialised> yeah that too
20:00 <President_Trump> so u signed a 5 year lease at the peak?
20:00 <dematerialised> dont pretend you understand how contracts work trump
21:00 <Skirmish> For a real estate to sign into a 5 year lease I would think the peak was over.
21:00 <dematerialised> ^
21:00 <President_Trump> an eye for an eye arrrr MATEY!
21:00 <dematerialised> for starters
21:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised: no rent rise clause too? 
21:00 <dematerialised> correct
21:00 <President_Trump> Skirmish no they would sign it to lock in high prices thinking they would drop
22:00 <breaker> lmaoooooooooooooooooooo @ faux, is everything alright.. are you ok?
22:00 <Skirmish> Getting advice at the moment as to what I want to do with this place. Sell or rent it out. 
22:00 <dematerialised> you're not so much affected by booms where you are
22:00 <President_Trump> sell it in september
22:00 <dematerialised> so it shouldn't be too difficult
22:00 <amelia> rents would still drop further so really you'd be overpaying later on
22:00 <President_Trump> or keep it as a lil hitler pimp pad in a few years
22:00 <Skirmish> I've only ever had good dealings with one property management company ever around here. Rest are lazy cunts. 
22:00 <dematerialised> all rea's are lazy cunts
23:00 <Clarkson> [18:06:14] Skirmish, you're a fucking idiot. You need to put a gun to your head, and pull the trigger. 
23:00 <amelia> lil`hitlah
23:00 <Serenity> lol clarkson!!
23:00 <Clarkson> even if you did pass (which you wont), a degree from some third world country doesn't mean shit
23:00 <dematerialised> the amountof times i've had to remind them or their liabilities within the tenancy act is ridiculous
23:00 <Serenity> clarkson how do you know the things you know
23:00 <Clarkson> holy fuck Trevor is in full aspie mode right now
23:00 <Serenity> no we know that but how do you kno
23:00 <Serenity> w
23:00 <dematerialised> speaking of, did someone root taco?
23:00 <Serenity> Clarkson?
23:00 <Clarkson> to fuck the dirty nigger working for the american army
23:00 <dematerialised> he's been awfully quiet
24:00 <Serenity> hes umm
24:00 <ShadowLurker> clarky are you self aware?
24:00 <Clarkson> im going to poop turkish delight for days
24:00 <Serenity> ufukinwotm8
24:00 <dematerialised> yeah i know and he hasn't been his usual self
24:00 <dematerialised> im just concerned is all
24:00 <dematerialised> im hoping he's ok
24:00 <Serenity> maybe he got shot
24:00 <dematerialised> on the beat
24:00 <TheRiddler> his mum must of got too old for the streets
25:00 <dematerialised> i would love to be shitting turkish delight right now
25:00 <TheRiddler> and is now teaching taco how to cook eggs
25:00 <dematerialised> give me your poop clarkson
25:00 <Clarkson> this hot arse fucking life gaurd chick sais to me "Your bomb dives are massive, Its hot!"
25:00 <President_Trump> she was talkin about the weather bro
26:00 <Serenity> love turkish delight
26:00 <dematerialised> i just really want sugar and fat right now
26:00 <dematerialised> but im behaving because i did my food shopping
27:00 <amelia> boring
27:00 <dematerialised> your face is boring
27:00 <dematerialised> its not actually its quite nice
27:00 <dematerialised> but still
27:00 <TheRiddler> is it me or has pollock started doing what mayo did
27:00 <dematerialised> who actually cares though
28:00 <TheRiddler> does
28:00 <dematerialised> tards gonna tard
28:00 <dematerialised> does?!
28:00 <TheRiddler> they're merging together
28:00 <dematerialised> dematerialised is a bot does!
28:00 <dematerialised> Serenity is does?
28:00 <Doodle> has anyone seen my mate dave?
28:00 <Serenity> does bot it does
28:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin atm amelia
28:00 <TheRiddler> he's w8in for a m8
28:00 <dematerialised> wanking for a m8
28:00 <Doodle> is amelia doing atm?
29:00 <Doodle> hot
29:00 <Serenity> amelia does
29:00 <Doodle> pix
29:00 <amelia> wait wot
29:00 <Doodle> hi
29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
29:00 <TheRiddler> I asked what's doin
29:00 <dematerialised> ass-to-melia
29:00 <British^Meat> is it coz i is maori?
29:00 <dematerialised> yes that's exactly why
29:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxFJJgrBjZA
30:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Trevor and the Flaming Blowjob Views: 2 Uploader: ZenkiFc01 Uploaded: Jul 16, 2016 Duration: 1m0s Rating: N/A
30:00 <Doodle> broke gta again
30:00 <dematerialised> haha i saw that
30:00 <Doodle> breaker breaker
30:00 <Doodle> 10-4
30:00 <amelia> me jus chillin wotchu doin pasheh
30:00 <dematerialised> rubber duckie
30:00 <Serenity> 10-4 rubby ducky
30:00 <breaker> HaS aNyOne SeeN MaH MatE Doodle?
30:00 <Serenity> aye
30:00 <Doodle> i had to reload it dematerialised
30:00 <Serenity> does demat
30:00 <TheRiddler> still watching this movie
30:00 <TheRiddler> also
30:00 <breaker> How's the wheelchair going Doodle mate?
30:00 <dematerialised> dematerialised does!
30:00 <breaker> loooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
30:00 <Doodle> lmao
30:00 <Doodle> dis cunt
30:00 <Serenity> gawd
30:00 <Serenity> is it 2007 again
30:00 <Doodle> wheelchair
30:00 <Serenity> wtf
30:00 <dematerialised> lol "i love you, i love you, I LOVE YOU"
30:00 <British^Meat> that wasnt sad or anything :)
31:00 <Doodle> hahahaha
31:00 <Serenity> i does you
31:00 <TheRiddler> after seeing that ass to ass straight porn I cant find it again
31:00 <Clarkson> play music assholes come on how slack you are
31:00 <TheRiddler> :(
31:00 <Doodle> wut
31:00 <dematerialised> ass to ass porn?
31:00 <Doodle> lol
31:00 <dematerialised> how does that work
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
31:00 <dematerialised> wait
31:00 <dematerialised> no
31:00 <dematerialised> stop
31:00 <Doodle> no
31:00 <dematerialised> dont tell me
31:00 <Doodle> ye
31:00 <TheRiddler> spread legs cock back
31:00 <Clarkson> its like thats my fuckin name
31:00 <dematerialised> NO
31:00 <Doodle> STOP IT
31:00 <Serenity> i bet it makes sounds like plt plt pltpltplt
31:00 <Doodle> :/
32:00 <Doodle> sarah
32:00 <Doodle> ban u 
32:00 <Serenity> hi baby
32:00 <Serenity> LOL
32:00 <Doodle> ehehe
32:00 <dematerialised> i think i should get my bike license
32:00 <Doodle> everyone loves a flaming blowjob
32:00 <Clarkson> from like the middle ages n shit
32:00 <TheRiddler> Idk how it's enjoyable
32:00 <Doodle> u need a licence to ride a bike?
32:00 <TheRiddler> atleast for the guy I mean
32:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon is going on in here
32:00 <Doodle> stuff
32:00 <dematerialised> a motorised one doodel
32:00 <Serenity> PLT PLT PLT
32:00 <TheRiddler> the girl looked like she loved it lol
32:00 <dematerialised> that does one hundred and fotty
33:00 <Doodle> STP OTOTOK it
33:00 <Doodle> ok
33:00 <Serenity> hahahahah
33:00 <Doodle> its 2 degrees
33:00 <TheRiddler> that's the sound of demats bike
33:00 <dematerialised> thats a bit chilly
33:00 <Doodle> ye
33:00 <Doodle> heater is cranked
33:00 <TheRiddler> it's warm here wtf
33:00 <Serenity> same tbh
33:00 <dematerialised> nah i've been wanting a motorcycle license for ages
33:00 <dematerialised> just need to get off me butt and do it
33:00 <TheRiddler> it cant be warm
34:00 <dematerialised> so i can bike to/from work
34:00 <Serenity> does warm
34:00 <TheRiddler> the wind is icy
34:00 <dematerialised> park in the underground bays, pay less on fuel
34:00 <dematerialised> e.t.c
34:00 <Doodle> i should get a car license
34:00 <Doodle> after all these years
34:00 <dematerialised> lol
37:00 <TheRiddler> this movie has so many issues
37:00 <Skirmish> I would like to get a motorbike licence and a cruiser later. I am still too enthusiastic when I drive. 
38:00 <dematerialised> i've calmed down a lot with my driving
38:00 <dematerialised> im prepared to drop my bike at least once
39:00 <Skirmish> Went to see Central Intelligence last night with wifey. Thought it wasn't a bad movie until Melissa McCarthy appeared in the last 5 minutes and ruined it. 
40:00 <dematerialised> https://www.facebook.com/NetworkA/videos/1030486213699086/
40:00 <Serenity> I got a pen license once
40:00 <dematerialised> leave it to the americans to make drifting as exciting as gold
40:00 <Serenity> that was a pretty big deal
40:00 <dematerialised> golf*
40:00 <Doodle> *penis license
40:00 <Serenity> nah you dont need one for those
40:00 <Doodle> oh
40:00 <Doodle> so all those years i spent at penis school, wasted
41:00 <dematerialised> lol
41:00 <Skirmish> lol Doodle have you seen the UPROAR about the new Ford Focus having a drift setting? 
41:00 <Doodle> ye
41:00 <Doodle> my car has a drift setting too
41:00 <Doodle> aka the accelerator
41:00 <dematerialised> i have a drift setting, its called scandinavian flick and handbrake and accelerator pedal in second gear
42:00 <Doodle> [00:37] <dematerialised> i've calmed down a lot with my driving
42:00 <TheRiddler> there was a car game that had kind of drifting mode
42:00 <Doodle> TRUTHS OUT
42:00 <dematerialised> haha
42:00 <TheRiddler> I think it was NFSU2
42:00 <dematerialised> its ok i cant actually drift the FG anyway
42:00 <dematerialised> its a single spinner with ESC
42:00 <dematerialised> good luck
42:00 <Doodle> ah ye
42:00 <dematerialised> only thing it'll drift into is a lightpole
42:00 <Doodle> ye my bmw was like that
43:00 <Skirmish> Has anyone seen the movie Hardcore Henry? Did it make them feel sick? 
43:00 <Doodle> neg
44:00 <TheRiddler> what is hardcore henry?
44:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/JXbz5Ti.jpg
44:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13697239_1752134774998769_8810779981319144810_n.jpg?oh=99516db80041ba112faf66daecca12d0&oe=57E9C072
45:00 <dematerialised> lol
45:00 <dematerialised> why hasnt anyone started a doom metal band with those costumes yet
45:00 <dematerialised> surely thats a missed opportunity
46:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p75x225/13718817_10154558753894384_821531948877581959_n.jpg?oh=aa15ede96d327eba842d5af4008cd7a8&oe=5820BBD7
46:00 <dematerialised> a picture for ants
46:00 <TheRiddler> not sure if this is real
46:00 <TheRiddler> I bet it comes in the form of a 10km egg
47:00 <dematerialised> Skirmish: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axu2ju-HwTg
47:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: HamferÃ° - VrÃ¡in (Live at TÃ³rshavnÂ´s cathedral) Views: 22,729 Uploader: tutl TV - Music from the Faroe Islands Uploaded: Sep 6, 2013 Duration: 10m0s Rating: 4.91
47:00 <dematerialised> my recent fave tune
47:00 <dematerialised> morti cha cha cha
48:00 <Skirmish> I don't like it. 
48:00 <dematerialised> fairymuff
48:00 <TheRiddler> morticha adams
48:00 <dematerialised> loof does but he hates me so he is torn every time i paste it
49:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPC2Fp7IT7o
49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Seether - Broken ft. Amy Lee Views: 88,244,544 Uploader: SeetherVEVO Uploaded: Dec 2, 2009 Duration: 4m22s Rating: 4.89
49:00 <Skirmish> Amy Lee makes me turgid. 
49:00 <TheRiddler> wtf are the adams anyways
49:00 <dematerialised> haha
50:00 <TheRiddler> I never understood exactly what they are
50:00 <dematerialised> a perfect family
50:00 <TheRiddler> *addams
52:00 <Skirmish> http://67.media.tumblr.com/5623dc4f16e10cd252ab59304af02a78/tumblr_inline_n9ud16NT2Z1rxplvt.jpg     <----- Female drummer from a christian rock band. SHWING! 
52:00 <dematerialised> yeah but she's christian
52:00 <Skirmish> Yeah that means she LOVES to sin and tell god about it. 
52:00 <Skirmish> :D 
52:00 <dematerialised> the only place those drumsticks are going is her nostrils
53:00 <dematerialised> she is cute though
53:00 <dematerialised> i will give her that
53:00 <Skirmish> I would be whispering in her ear 'If you don't sin then jesus died for nothing'. 
53:00 <dematerialised> haha
53:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLdWbwQJWI0
53:00 <dematerialised> there is no hope left
53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Vaporeon stampede Central Park, NYC Views: 592 Uploader: Dennis450D Uploaded: Jul 16, 2016 Duration: 0m42s Rating: 4.58
54:00 <Skirmish> We had a pokemon go walk in Newcastle here the other night! Sad I missed it. 
55:00 <Serenity> what should I name my new drive
55:00 <dematerialised> how big is the drive?
55:00 <Serenity> 1tb
55:00 <dematerialised> "LittleBig"
55:00 <Serenity> haha
58:00 <dematerialised> http://www.news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/hanson-tells-pm-she-wont-back-down-on-islam/news-story/86b61767bd572962a94beffda007a023
58:00 <dematerialised> australian dun fucked up
59:00 <Skirmish> She will save us from trucks driving through crowds. 
59:00 <dematerialised> im going to find where she lives and blast arabic nasheeds through a loudspeaker
59:00 <dematerialised> islamic*
00:00 <President_Trump> lol @ demut islamic apologist
00:00 <dematerialised> oh you're still here
00:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Un80xMQ7po
01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Be Happy - Motivational Nasheed From Merciful Servant Views: 240,570 Uploader: iLovUAllah Islam Uploaded: May 19, 2014 Duration: 3m43s Rating: 4.89
01:00 <President_Trump> look demut for u 
02:00 <President_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAmNUrtZXq4
02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Donald Trump Announces Mike Pence as Vice Presidential Candidate (7-16-16) Views: 4,470 Uploader: Right Side Broadcasting Uploaded: Jul 14, 2016 Duration: 0m0s Rating: 4.85
02:00 <President_Trump> enjoy
02:00 <dematerialised> that's cute you think i will click on your video link
08:00 <President_Trump> im trying to pedo u
08:00 <President_Trump> coz ur patch is cute
09:00 <faux> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
09:00 <Serenity> I think out of all the troll blob groupies President_Trump may just be the worst
09:00 <Serenity> because hes not original.. hes just copying all the other ones
10:00 <amelia> who's the best
10:00 <faux> idk hes the least aggressive 
10:00 <Serenity> oh yeah least aggressive for sure
10:00 <President_Trump> im not even a troll
10:00 <President_Trump> who do i copy?
10:00 <President_Trump> saying pedo isnt copying it's a lifestyle
10:00 <faux> why was pollock asking me if i was ok for 2 hours
10:00 <faux> i was asleep
10:00 <faux> lol
10:00 <Serenity> mayo pliv pollock etc all have their own thing
11:00 <Serenity> even dopey trevor
11:00 <faux> literally woke up to poop with 400 highlights 
11:00 <amelia> he is concerned for your wellbeing ok
11:00 <amelia> who is your fave troll Serenity
11:00 <Serenity> hmmm
11:00 <President_Trump> only trolls have their own thing and im not a troll so it makes sense i dont have my own thing
11:00 <Serenity> tough question
11:00 <amelia> theres georgio as well
11:00 <Serenity> i dont think georgeandwell_alpha is a troll hes just brain dead
12:00 <amelia> Romeo
12:00 <faux> also brain dead
12:00 <Serenity> lol ^^
12:00 <amelia> ahahaha
12:00 <Serenity> i dont know if i have a fave
12:00 <amelia> definite tough one
12:00 <President_Trump> rate the top 5 trolls in order of 1-5 with the one u like best at 5 and least at 1
12:00 <faux> mine would be President_Trump cos he can take a joke and isnt an aggressive fuck
12:00 <faux> worst one is pliv
12:00 <amelia> his cock jus twitched
12:00 <President_Trump> fauxy and i have definitely become very close
13:00 <Serenity> worst is pliv for sure
13:00 <faux> he is so moody its weird
13:00 <faux> shur up President_Trump 
13:00 <amelia> I think everyone would agree with the worst one
13:00 <Serenity> President_Trump wins for least aggressive 4 sho
13:00 <Serenity> hes not threatening to rape kids n shit so thats ok
14:00 <faux> ye
14:00 <faux> he jus laughs at weird shit
14:00 <faux> lol
14:00 <Serenity> just how he copies the others irrits me
14:00 <Serenity> maybe i was too quick to jump da gun on worst troll
14:00 <President_Trump> what do i copy from the others?
14:00 <faux> looooooolllllllllllll grass
14:00 <faux> -- President_Trump 
14:00 <dematerialised> please tell me i would like to know
14:00 <Serenity> President_Trump you copy plivents pedoing shit.. before you qere coping pollock with the WHERES FAUX
14:00 <Serenity> you just copy whoever is on at the time
15:00 <dematerialised> woof woof
15:00 <Serenity> were copying*
15:00 <President_Trump> lololllllllllllllllllllllllll
15:00 <President_Trump> that is rubbish
15:00 <Serenity> you're a parrot mate
15:00 <dematerialised> trump can't think for himself
15:00 <faux> Parrotrump
15:00 <President_Trump> demut has a parrot sitting on his shoulder
15:00 <amelia> TRuMPY WaNT a CRaCKeR
15:00 <dematerialised> you need to find your true identity trump
15:00 <dematerialised> and let it shine
15:00 <dematerialised> dont be ashamed of who you re
15:00 <dematerialised> are even
16:00 <dematerialised> embrace it
16:00 <faux> im so hot 
16:00 <faux> me face is melting
16:00 <dematerialised> are you wearing 5 doonas?
16:00 <dematerialised> because that might be part of the reason
16:00 <President_Trump> fauxy and i have known each other for years
16:00 <faux> nah just this fucking giant warm blanket
16:00 <Clarkson> its like ye bitch our struggles arent the same fuck off
16:00 <faux> lmao
16:00 <President_Trump> she will put in a good word
16:00 <faux> clarkson ily
16:00 <Clarkson> beehhh, Why don't you drive on out shit on wheels
16:00 <Serenity> should i unban beehhh
16:00 <faux> no
16:00 <amelia> no
16:00 <Serenity> ok
16:00 <faux> dont be ridic
17:00 <dematerialised> i think you should
17:00 <amelia> dumbest question of the night
17:00 <amelia> fuckin hulkhair
17:00 <faux> he does make me laugh sometimes though
17:00 <amelia> no idea
17:00 <Serenity> UR DA DUMEST
17:00 <dematerialised> beehhh is well travelled and has a lot of wisdom to share with us
17:00 <faux> lmao
17:00 <faux> well travelled on smh.com.au
17:00 <Maurice> Do you know whats great? Lamington chocolate
17:00 <President_Trump> what number is demut on the troll list?
17:00 <amelia> ok yum
17:00 <faux> do u know whate greater
17:00 <faux> ur face
17:00 <Serenity> fuck u Maurice
17:00 <dematerialised> well travelled to glenroy
17:00 <amelia> #2
17:00 <Serenity> does it taste like coconut rough?
17:00 <dematerialised> or whatever your suburbs are called over there
17:00 <amelia> OHHHH COCONUT ROUGH
18:00 <Maurice> It's coconutty and jammy and chocolatey
18:00 <faux> ew jammy
18:00 <Serenity> hnnngg
18:00 <Serenity> want
18:00 <faux> Next.
18:00 <Serenity> ok kate
18:00 <amelia> wagon wheels
18:00 <Maurice> faux, I want to change my fake visitor list to Thor and Jason Statham
18:00 <dematerialised> excuse me amelia i am not a troll i am a well mannered and functioning member of society
18:00 <amelia> minus the coconut
18:00 <faux> lollllll Maurice 
18:00 <dematerialised> dont make me throw a tantrum again
18:00 <faux> mine would be nathan from one tree hill pls
18:00 <Serenity> she didnt hang around actually i wonder if her cockpit is being breeched
18:00 <Maurice> I just watched Transporter 3 and damn he's yum
18:00 <amelia> JAKE
19:00 <faux> or dylan from bates motel
19:00 <faux> hnnnnnng
19:00 <President_Trump> <dematerialised> excuse me amelia i am not a troll i am a well mannered and functioning member of society <--- llolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
20:00 <Serenity> now youre copying mayo
20:00 <President_Trump> i am copying mayo?
20:00 <Serenity> yes mayo is the lol man not you
20:00 <amelia> how long do you hold your finger on the l button for
20:00 <President_Trump> he copied me
20:00 <dematerialised> at least 4 seconds
20:00 <Serenity> except he didnt
20:00 <President_Trump> lol
20:00 <President_Trump> he didnt? when did u first see him doing it?
20:00 <amelia> don't talk about my bf like that you liar
20:00 <President_Trump> everyone knows i am the #1 happy on irc
21:00 <Serenity> like 8 years ago when he first started being a mental patient
21:00 <President_Trump> i was doing it before that
21:00 <amelia> #1 matchstick head
21:00 <Serenity> you werent ok
21:00 <President_Trump> i was actually
21:00 <President_Trump> ask faux
21:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
21:00 <Serenity> parrot
21:00 <Serenity> cacaww
21:00 <dematerialised> i was the original lol'er
21:00 <dematerialised> all others are imitations
21:00 <Maurice> I cant believe you're fighting for the lolllllllllllllll rights
21:00 <Serenity> youve gotta fight
22:00 <dematerialised> for your right
22:00 <amelia> Maurice you wouldn't understand ok
22:00 <Serenity> for your right
22:00 <Maurice> 'I was being a fuckheaded twonk years before that fuckheaded twonk'
22:00 <dematerialised> TO PARRRRRRRRRRRT-EY
22:00 <Serenity> to looooooooooooooooooooooolllll-aye?
22:00 <amelia> go back to your lamingtons
22:00 <amelia> mmmm
22:00 <Maurice> IT'S NOT LAMINGTONS
22:00 <Maurice> IT'S LAMINGTON CHOC
22:00 <dematerialised> are you lamingtons?
22:00 <Serenity> fuck you want
22:00 <amelia> ok woah no need to have a lamington meltdown
22:00 <Serenity> i swear to god im gonna gain 5kg after surgery
22:00 <amelia> they're only lamingtons
22:00 <Maurice> Imagine it melted over ice cream
22:00 <Serenity> so many things im going to eat
22:00 <faux> ok back to sleep 4 me
22:00 <dematerialised> is lamingtons does?
22:00 <faux> goodnight 
22:00 <Maurice> Serenity get a block for the 23rd
22:00 <dematerialised> nini fox
22:00 <Serenity> R U OK FAUX
22:00 <Serenity> LOOOOOOOL
22:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <Serenity> haha nini
22:00 <faux> ffff
23:00 <faux> ninis :*
23:00 <dematerialised> but Serenity why is does lamingtons?
23:00 <amelia> cocaine?
23:00 <dematerialised> she wishes
23:00 <Serenity> no lamington does
24:00 <dematerialised> does lamingtons cocaine?
24:00 <Serenity> does yes
24:00 <Serenity> when the does cry
24:00 <amelia> fuck up
24:00 <dematerialised> speaking of kocayine
24:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idBCwK0LYA8
24:00 <amelia> twats
24:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Republiko Srpska Views: 45,444 Uploader: Kocayine Uploaded: Sep 24, 2015 Duration: 3m18s Rating: 4.61
25:00 <Serenity> go fone sex mayo amelio
25:00 <Clarkson> maybe the male natives did with their semen
25:00 <dematerialised> amelioooooooooo
25:00 <amelia> I trying but he rejecting me for ps4
25:00 <amelia> "not now babe"
25:00 <dematerialised> krajina is your falcon wing
25:00 <dematerialised> should you be attacked from any side, the heroes of kozara will defend you!
26:00 <amelia> amayolia
26:00 <dematerialised> you will live for a thousand summers
27:00 <Serenity> you know id walk a thousand miilllesss
27:00 <Serenity> also
27:00 <Serenity> does anyone find it weird that in aladdin princess jasmine is being tee'd up for marriage?? shes like 16
27:00 <amelia> iF i CouLD JuS See You
28:00 <amelia> smile
28:00 <dematerialised> no
28:00 <dematerialised> that's how those people roll
28:00 <dematerialised> marrying up 12 year olds and shit
28:00 <amelia> she is not 16
28:00 <Serenity> disney people?
28:00 <amelia> is she
28:00 <Serenity> yes
28:00 <amelia> shes a young woman ok
28:00 <dematerialised> its based on arabia sezz
28:00 <dematerialised> they do that shit there
28:00 <amelia> shes not even in school
28:00 <Serenity> women arent allowed to get educated over there
28:00 <Serenity> lol
28:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9-mYg5VDzQ
28:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Oj Alija, Aljo! Views: 395,054 Uploader: Kocayine Uploaded: Sep 20, 2015 Duration: 3m2s Rating: 4.17
29:00 <amelia> she had a fuckin tiger
29:00 <Maurice> Happens in heaps of disney movies, in Brave she had to meet with like, 3 families
29:00 <amelia> that is not responsible to give a 16 yr old a tiger
29:00 <Maurice> But she just wanted to be a fucking archer, SHE DIDN'T WANT MARRIAGE
29:00 <amelia> she has to be older
29:00 <Clarkson> then fucking the bitches daughter
29:00 <Serenity> shes not ok
29:00 <dematerialised> there are no more turkish pies made from posavina's golden wheat!
29:00 <amelia> look squirtz, im jus not convinced
30:00 <Serenity> From left to right: Jasmine from Aladdin (15), Pocahontas (18), Cinderella (19), Mulan (16), Tiana from The Princess and the Frog (19), Ariel from The Little Mermaid (16), Rapunzel from Tangled (18), Belle from Beauty and the Beast (17), Aurora from Sleeping Beauty (16), Snow White (14).
30:00 <amelia> show me solid evidence
30:00 <Maurice> Here you go https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/3/6/18/enhanced-buzz-wide-6440-1362614042-4.jpg
30:00 <dematerialised> lol @ snow white, gangbanged by old midgets
30:00 <Maurice> Lol snap Serenity, thats the pic from it
30:00 <amelia> buzzfeed dont know shit
30:00 <Serenity> at 14
30:00 <Serenity> sluzza
30:00 <dematerialised> i know right
30:00 <amelia> show me where ol mate Walt confirms it
30:00 <dematerialised> must have grown up in rockingham
31:00 <Maurice> At least 8 of them are Aus legal
31:00 <amelia> i wont be convinced until i see it from the man himself
32:00 <amelia> anyway if someone had an elephant and a monkey and a fancy flying carpet and a feather in his fake prince hat, i would prob marry him too
32:00 <dematerialised> there is only one mauzer
32:00 <TheRiddler> why is jasamine so tiny
32:00 <Serenity> because shes 15
32:00 <dematerialised> because walt was a verified pedo
32:00 <amelia> lies all lies
33:00 <amelia> nothing but slander
33:00 <dematerialised> a racist one too
33:00 <TheRiddler> but she smaller compared to snow white too
33:00 <President_Trump> lol
33:00 <amelia> no she only looked tall next to dwarves
33:00 <President_Trump> u are wanking over cartoons demut?
33:00 <dematerialised> i think i might actually just ignore you at this rate trump
34:00 <dematerialised> you're not even funny or witty
34:00 <dematerialised> your trolling makes me feel sorry for you
34:00 <President_Trump> i would like that
34:00 <amelia> how you like dem aplz prez^trumpy
35:00 <TheRiddler> maybe she's leb
35:00 <dematerialised> maybe it was forbidden love
35:00 <TheRiddler> n related to faux
35:00 <TheRiddler> :p
35:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeAEdU4p5Cg
35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Roki Vulovic - Panteri / Mauzer ,English Lyrics Views: 19,889 Uploader: Le Ly Uploaded: Aug 18, 2015 Duration: 5m57s Rating: 4.83
36:00 <President_Trump> demut why are u pm'ing me asking me to get pics of amelia's netball outfit?
36:00 <TheRiddler> .
36:00 <dematerialised> *rolls eyes*
36:00 <amelia> do i play netball
36:00 <TheRiddler> you're so bad at this trump
36:00 <President_Trump> lol
36:00 <President_Trump> demut its volleyball she players u loser
36:00 <President_Trump> get it right mate
36:00 <President_Trump> *rolls eyes*
36:00 <amelia> yeah i players volleyball
37:00 <dematerialised> ive just realised that the singer in this video has the biggest front tooth gap
37:00 <dematerialised> maybe he lost a tooth in the war
38:00 <TheRiddler> it's so he can adjust the pitch
38:00 <TheRiddler> :p
38:00 <dematerialised> haha
38:00 <dematerialised> pitches love vibrato
44:00 <Serenity> woo
44:00 <dematerialised> did you win?
45:00 <Serenity> i did
45:00 <dematerialised> lovely
46:00 <dematerialised> amelia was cranky at me tonight, i think the marriage is over
46:00 <dematerialised> or perhaps its that time of the month
46:00 <Serenity> on the blob for sure
46:00 <Serenity> ok no time looks better
47:00 <dematerialised> no time?
48:00 <Serenity> hmm maybe you cant see what i see
48:00 <Serenity> can you see my p3 script?
48:00 <dematerialised> i assume so
48:00 <dematerialised> nope
48:00 <Serenity> mp3**
48:00 <Serenity> HMM
48:00 <Serenity> 3Now Playing: "Cosby Sweater - Hilltop Hoods" [Spotify]
48:00 <Serenity> now?
48:00 <dematerialised> yep
48:00 <Serenity> ffs rofll
49:00 <Maurice> Cosmic swagger
49:00 <Serenity> it wa son echo not msg
49:00 <dematerialised> lol gg
49:00 <Serenity> thats what the wooing was about
49:00 <Serenity> i finally got it working with spotify properly
49:00 <dematerialised> oh rightio
49:00 <dematerialised> now you just need to make it look kawaii
50:00 <Serenity> what colour does it come up to you
50:00 <dematerialised> green
50:00 <Serenity> hm
50:00 <Maurice> Green on mine too
50:00 <Serenity> im not sure i can be fucked changing it
50:00 <Serenity> im so drugged right now
50:00 <Maurice> It's not horrible on my screen, coz it's a dark green on black background
50:00 <Maurice> It's tolerable
50:00 <dematerialised> colours!
51:00 <Maurice> Grey and white aren't really colours
51:00 <dematerialised> dont be racist
51:00 <Serenity> grey lifes matter Maurice
51:00 <Serenity> lives...
51:00 <Serenity> fkn hell
51:00 <Clarkson> [08:24:07] Nah like my friend always sends all the little hearts n shit on insta and fb 
51:00 <Maurice> 50 shades of grey lives
52:00 <dematerialised> bworp-worp-worp
54:00 <Serenity> i need some good doof in me car
55:00 <Maurice> I need a good doof in my car too..
55:00 <dematerialised> im all about the faroese doom metal these days
55:00 <Maurice> Just not in the damn driveway
55:00 <dematerialised> not so much doof
57:00 <Serenity> thigh way bang Maurice
57:00 <Serenity> 3Now Playing: "Fuck You - Lily Allen" [Spotify]
58:00 <dematerialised> i need australia to have unlimited data on phones so i can stream instead of usb-stick
58:00 <Serenity> or use wifi like normal people
59:00 <Maurice> I assumed he means in his car
59:00 <dematerialised> ^
59:00 <Serenity> oh
59:00 <Maurice> Lol
59:00 <Serenity> for music?
59:00 <dematerialised> ye
59:00 <Serenity> get spotify
59:00 <Maurice> Does that use much data
59:00 <dematerialised> doesnt that need an internet connection?
59:00 <Serenity> not at all
00:00 <Serenity> yes it does but i dont even notice the data use
00:00 <Maurice> I have pandora in my car, dunno about the data for that either
00:00 <dematerialised> hmmm
00:00 <Serenity> i use spotify constantly
00:00 <Maurice> Not that it matters, my credit is about to expire and I still have 600 of credit and 2gb of data
00:00 <Serenity> because i can switch from my car to the house with one button and vice versa
01:00 <Serenity> and also it syncs with my shazam so when i look up shit when im out its auto at home when i want it
01:00 <Serenity> andd if you have premium spotify it has offline mode so you dont need the internet for that
02:00 <dematerialised> i shall have to investigate
02:00 <dematerialised> i've been considering modding my dash/ICC to have an android tablet in there
03:00 <Serenity> over a month i used 100mb of data on spotify and i use it every day
04:00 <Maurice> I just checked my credit, it expired 4 mins ago
04:00 <Maurice> Curses
05:00 <dematerialised> ba bow
05:00 <Serenity> lol
05:00 <Serenity> 3Now Playing: "Not Fair - Lily Allen" [Spotify]
05:00 <Maurice> Full 30 bucks of credit plus it's bonuses, gone
06:00 <Serenity> do you know what grinds my gears?
06:00 <Serenity> people who claim they have insomnia cause they have one night where they cant sleep till 2am
06:00 <Serenity> no cunt
06:00 <Maurice> You know what grinds my gears
07:00 <Maurice> People who claim to have insomnia when you know they're crackheads
07:00 <dematerialised> you know what grinds my gears
07:00 <dematerialised> ruined clutches
07:00 <Maurice> (that was my friend)
07:00 <Maurice> Oh dear
07:00 <Serenity> why is your clutch ruined
08:00 <Maurice> He's been playing with it too much, he'll go blind soon
08:00 <dematerialised> my clutch is not ruined
08:00 <dematerialised> my clutch is lovely
08:00 <Serenity> oh ok
08:00 <Serenity> ohh
08:00 <Serenity> i get it
08:00 <Serenity> fuck
08:00 <Maurice> Lol
08:00 <Serenity> dat codeine doe
09:00 <dematerialised> my pokemon is being weird
09:00 <dematerialised> i think servers are poop
10:00 <Maurice> Lol fuck, I was snuggling the cat and she swung around and hit me in the face with her cast
10:00 <Serenity> they crash every night
11:00 <dematerialised> ah
11:00 <dematerialised> there is a pokestop and a gym that i can reach without leaving my house
11:00 <Maurice> My middle kid was getting shitty coz his pokemon said enable gps but apparently his ipod doesn't have it
11:00 <Maurice> Well, not that I can find anyway
11:00 <dematerialised> nah it wont
11:00 <Maurice> Then why the fuck is it available for download!
12:00 <Maurice> Fucking apple
17:00 <Serenity> lol
26:00 <President_Trump> Serenity
27:00 <President_Trump> how can i develop my own troll style
27:00 <President_Trump> can u gimem some tips?
27:00 <President_Trump> like mentoring?
31:00 <under> hey
02:00 <Borednlost>  coup in turkey
03:00 <Borednlost> https://www.reddit.com/live/x9gf3donjlkq
09:00 <Loof> how's your sister British^Meat?
11:00 <British^Meat> Try harder Loof
11:00 <Loof> lol
13:00 <Loof> Sun is shining it's a beautiful dayyyy
15:00 <Loof> bbl faggette
16:00 <British^Meat> I still dont get why u let mongers like that in here....
07:00 <TheDarkTruth> my guess would be, British^Meat, that if they kick/banned everyone that had the potential to be an annoying pain in the arse, there'd be like 3 people left, one of which would be ChanOP....the other two would be fly-by-night randoms...
11:00 <TheDarkTruth> I guess there'd have to be someone with access left too...
17:00 <British^Meat> Doodle said he'd do that 
17:00 <British^Meat> fucker let us down
17:00 <British^Meat> so dissapoint....
23:00 <TheDarkTruth> why don't you just /ignore a reasonable host/IP class? not sure what client you are running, but if it is even a semi-decent one, you can be fairly specific about what kind of messages you want to ignore (or not) from specific IP/host addresses or a wildcard group thereof...
23:00 <BMO> its a pride thing
23:00 <BMO> is that the right word? pride?
23:00 <TheDarkTruth> I don't think so....?
23:00 <BMO> I should have to ignore ppl
23:00 <TheDarkTruth> I mean...it's a word..for sure... 
23:00 <BMO> its like they've won, or something
24:00 <BMO> lol i dunno, i just dont "ignore" ppl
24:00 <TheDarkTruth> well not really.. they've just been /ignored... 
24:00 <BMO> only physically with my mind i do
24:00 <TheDarkTruth> yeah...but we both know that that shit doesn't work very well...
24:00 <Clarkson> you fuck face
24:00 <BMO> i gotta go mater, bbl's
25:00 <TheDarkTruth> aight.. 'ave a good one
48:00 <Loof> https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemongo/comments/4t0cpo/psa_how_to_force_your_eevee_to_evolve_into_your/
57:00 <nubbymcnu> http://www.cnnturk.com/canli-yayin
26:00 <dematerialised> good morning faggots
59:00 <President_Trump> lols
59:00 <dematerialised> stop ban evading trump
01:00 <President_Trump> how are things demut?
02:00 <President_Trump> when will amelia be here i need to do some pedoing
05:00 <President_Trump> lol cherri pedo pie on the ban list
40:00 <stanky> dematerialised: do you like to boogie?
16:00 <faux> ndxojwlhxoebf
16:00 <faux> just watched 40 mins of the conjuring 2 andnneeded to stop lol
16:00 <dematerialised> i dont tihnk i've ever seen that
17:00 <faux> its new 
17:00 <faux> or do you mean the first one
17:00 <stanky> honk honk
17:00 <dematerialised> either of them
18:00 <dematerialised> im assuming its a horror or ghost movie or something
15:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
15:00 <TheRiddler> Eating sushi 
15:00 <TheRiddler> Wife chopsticks 
16:00 <TheRiddler> Err
16:00 <TheRiddler> With
03:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/13510850_906951686080071_1448924423819190235_n.jpg?oh=275e3c74df4574fd39c8555a728627c0&oe=57EB82CD skirmish irl
05:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
06:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
06:00 <TheRiddler> 1 should have grabbed his forearm and made a fist
06:00 <President_Trump> where is skirmish?
07:00 <TheRiddler> Banging your sister 
08:00 <TheRiddler> My brother has airborne in His cd player
12:00 <GoldSpade> the magazine?
15:00 <TheRiddler> Isn't it a band?
16:00 <GoldSpade> its a model aircraft magazine as wll
16:00 <TheRiddler> Err
16:00 <TheRiddler> *Airbourne
16:00 <GoldSpade> yep
16:00 <nubbymcnu> big gay al on facebook live
16:00 <nubbymcnu> https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100009375195394
20:00 <TheRiddler> Greetings stranger 
20:00 <TheRiddler> Wadda ya buying 
20:00 <TheRiddler> Wadda selling
22:00 <Stranger> hello TheRiddler
23:00 <TheRiddler> Sezz did you see how to get your desired eevee evolution 
23:00 <TheRiddler> A
23:00 <TheRiddler> Oops 
23:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
23:00 <TheRiddler> Bloody phone 
24:00 <TheRiddler> Also I got my first fossil Pokemon 
27:00 <GoldSpade> stupid pokemon 
27:00 <GoldSpade> whos dumb idea was that
28:00 <GoldSpade> too bad if you get robbed or bashed
28:00 <GoldSpade> thats ok!
35:00 <TheRiddler> Hai BM 
40:00 <TheRiddler> Pooh go port
40:00 <TheRiddler> Ooh
40:00 <TheRiddler> Even
46:00 <faux> Pooh
47:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
47:00 <TheRiddler> Hai faux 
48:00 <TheRiddler> What doin
49:00 <TheRiddler> Bbs
07:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> n e noel Gallagher fans here
07:00 <GoldSpade> hes an asshole
08:00 <TheRiddler> that's what song is in my head
08:00 <TheRiddler> creepy
09:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> haha
09:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> british are dicks
09:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> so too french
10:00 <Tim-Sim> and Chinese 
11:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/2320811597941886/
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol I thought this was a serious vid
12:00 <Serenity> no i didnt TheRiddler
14:00 <zaim> stupid video
16:00 <faux> I MIGHT ONLY HAVE MATCH BUT I CAN MAKE AN EXPLOSION
21:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i met liam Gallagher hes a cool dude
23:00 <Tim-Sim>  georgeandwell_alpha, you're Chinese, aren't you?
23:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> yeh
24:00 <TheRiddler> basically it says to name your eevee pyro for flareon, sparky for jolteon and rainer for vapeoreon
25:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on
25:00 <Serenity> oh
25:00 <Serenity> have you tried it
25:00 <TheRiddler> not yet
25:00 <TheRiddler> bro in law did
26:00 <TheRiddler> and was successful
26:00 <TheRiddler> but he only did it once
28:00 <Serenity> so you just change the name or you change the name and then evolve it?
30:00 <TheRiddler> change the name then evolve it
30:00 <TheRiddler> once I get enough candy I'll evolve 1
30:00 <Serenity> i need to get a couple more for ccandy
30:00 <Serenity> and the weather is so shit here atm
30:00 <TheRiddler> poo
30:00 <TheRiddler> I need like a fair few candy
30:00 <Loof> https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemongo/comments/4t0cpo/psa_how_to_force_your_eevee_to_evolve_into_your/
31:00 <Serenity> i need 2 more i think
31:00 <TheRiddler> the tracker is broken atm
34:00 <Loof> what's the best pokemon series for my kid?
34:00 <Loof> trying the original on netflix
34:00 <TheRiddler> the original
35:00 <Loof> cool ty :)
35:00 <Loof> bbl
54:00 <TheRiddler> hai papermelia
54:00 <amelia> aloha @ chu
54:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin
54:00 <amelia> i gots hot choc and movies
54:00 <amelia> wot should I download
55:00 <TheRiddler> cool
55:00 <amelia> pls no porn suggestions
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <TheRiddler> umm
55:00 <TheRiddler> just a sec
55:00 <Doodle> get hard
55:00 <amelia> where can i download game of thrones from cos i cant find, jus last few eps
55:00 <British^Meat> Die hard
55:00 <amelia> ohh i seen dat one other day Doodle
55:00 <Doodle> its good
55:00 <amelia> we watched daddys home today
55:00 <Doodle> u cant dl game of thrones without going to jail
55:00 <amelia> gosh i love marky mark
56:00 <under> ameliaaa
56:00 <amelia> ok i am willing to take that risk
56:00 <TheRiddler> piratebay I think only does it now
56:00 <Doodle> my sis asked me to dl it for her i said hells no
56:00 <Clarkson> hated havin lucid dreams where ur own mind fucks u up
56:00 <under> the melb girl was very funny
56:00 <TheRiddler> most dont touch it
56:00 <amelia> hai fluffeh haired italian living in Amsterdam
56:00 <TheRiddler> I watch it on watchseries.cr
56:00 <amelia> ohhhh
57:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not sure what faux uses to watch shows
57:00 <amelia> maybe i jus stick to movies
57:00 <Doodle> sometimes i stick to my chair
57:00 <Doodle> usually in summer
57:00 <amelia> that sounds pleasing
58:00 <Doodle> its not
58:00 <TheRiddler> kung fu panda 3
58:00 <amelia> haha
58:00 <under> amelia: she told me bad things about australia
58:00 <amelia> is she australian
58:00 <under> yes
58:00 <under> like the weather in mlb is worse than the one in london
58:00 <TheRiddler> .
58:00 <amelia> I guess it depends on wot weather you like
58:00 <TheRiddler> you get tornados in london
58:00 <Doodle> one weathers one love
59:00 <TheRiddler> and snow
59:00 <amelia> you realise there are other parts to australia than Melbourne?
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
59:00 <Doodle> like ballarat
59:00 <amelia> Uluru
59:00 <under> amelia: i dont wanna go do perth lol
59:00 <Doodle> tourist capital of the world
59:00 <under> to
59:00 <TheRiddler> watch 10 cloverfield lane
59:00 <amelia> Perth is nice why do you not want to visit
59:00 <TheRiddler> I like the girl in it
59:00 <amelia> I thought i meant something to you
59:00 <Doodle> blow flies
59:00 <under> im not talking about visit
00:00 <amelia> fuck your fluffy hair!
00:00 <TheRiddler> she did ramona flowers in scott pilgrim
00:00 <under> im talking about relocating
00:00 <amelia> oh
00:00 <under> thats babe
00:00 <TheRiddler> :(
00:00 <TheRiddler> oh
00:00 <Doodle> my mum told me to move to perth
00:00 <Doodle> thx mum
00:00 <amelia> Perth is too expensive
00:00 <Doodle> for what
00:00 <amelia> but we earn more
00:00 <Doodle> yeah
00:00 <amelia> for everything
00:00 <Doodle> so whats the prob
00:00 <amelia> cost of living is ridic
01:00 <under> im an it guys
01:00 <under> need to go to sydney
01:00 <amelia> so is everyone
01:00 <TheRiddler> rent there is double of melbourne
01:00 <Doodle> .
01:00 <under> so the salaries?
01:00 <Doodle> r u sure
01:00 <TheRiddler> for a shoddy 1 bedroom place
01:00 <TheRiddler> yes
01:00 <amelia> in Perth?
01:00 <amelia> rent has since declined
01:00 <TheRiddler> in cbd btw
02:00 <TheRiddler> oh
02:00 <amelia> CBD cheap as these days
02:00 <TheRiddler> just move in with amelia
02:00 <TheRiddler> :p
02:00 <amelia> no i am moody
02:00 <Doodle> there arent any shit places in the cbd in melb to rent anymore its all been torn down
02:00 <Doodle> and gentrified
02:00 <TheRiddler> stick a tampon up ya
02:00 <TheRiddler> :P
02:00 <under> amelia please host me
02:00 <under> to your place
02:00 <under> i will be gentle
02:00 <under> i wont touch you
02:00 <Doodle> no host me i'm better
02:00 <Doodle> i will touch you
02:00 <amelia> AM I  TOO FAT FOR YOU
03:00 <under> no
03:00 <under> youre not fat
03:00 <TheRiddler> everytime wee touch
03:00 <amelia> i will have to speak with puppy but i think she will say no
03:00 <amelia> she is very protective sorry
03:00 <Doodle> lol
03:00 <Doodle> WHAT A BITCH
03:00 <amelia> ok i jus asked her she said no
04:00 <Doodle> @mp3 SUMO - Booty Wood Pecker (feat. Detroit Grand Pubahs).mp3 (5.15MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:37)
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <TheRiddler> I cant remember the song
04:00 <under> amelia: it reminds that is not bad is not so bad
05:00 <amelia> wot
05:00 <TheRiddler> isn't amsterdan clothing optional?
05:00 <under> I drank too much last night, got bills to pay
05:00 <Doodle> lol
05:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahaahaa
05:00 <under> go on amelia 
05:00 <under> GO FUCKING ON
05:00 <amelia> HAY
06:00 <amelia> YOU WATCH YOUR FUCKING SELF
06:00 <under> my head just feels in pain
06:00 <amelia> fuckin fluffy fuck!
06:00 <couleurs> Hi Room
06:00 <under> I missed the bus and there'll be hell today
06:00 <amelia> hai cereals pal
06:00 <under> im late for work again
06:00 <amelia> you are a terrible employee
07:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13680535_10154368989770844_2340537331368530511_n.jpg?oh=6d740999ed419fdb15b551453034c5bd&oe=57F7A518
07:00 <couleurs> i'm late for an important date
07:00 <amelia> FiFa date
07:00 <under> lollllll
08:00 <couleurs> :)
09:00 <under> iiiiii want to thank you for giving me the best day of my life
12:00 <couleurs> what da goss
12:00 <Immutable> if you know stuff about leet proxies feel free to pm me I will be the friend you don't deserve and the lover that you'll never forget if you do
12:00 <Immutable> gay sex for every man
12:00 <amelia> shut your dumb face
12:00 <amelia> whore
12:00 <amelia> under tell us about your date with the funny fat girl
13:00 <under> she was late
13:00 <under> had to do the laundrey
13:00 <under> we met at this place
13:00 <under> we had 6-7 beers
13:00 <couleurs> pics
13:00 <under> she was very funny
14:00 <under> i payed for the night
14:00 <British^Meat> he made her cum, twice
14:00 <under> no
14:00 <amelia> did you kiss wif beer breath
14:00 <British^Meat> hope i didnt ruin ur story brah
14:00 <British^Meat> no?
14:00 <under> lol
14:00 <British^Meat> jesus u put it about a bit :)
15:00 <amelia> pretty good story
15:00 <amelia> my fave part was when she was late cos of laundering
16:00 <under> couleurs: https://imgur.com/a/A2b05
16:00 <under> shes coming back to melb
16:00 <under> on nov
17:00 <couleurs> where's that?
17:00 <British^Meat> nodnol
17:00 <couleurs> she pretty good looken
17:00 <under> i dont know couleurs 
17:00 <couleurs> i thought it was from your date
18:00 <couleurs> LOOKS LIKE LONDEN
18:00 <amelia> she is v. pretty
18:00 <amelia> she not your date?
18:00 <couleurs> is she aussie aussie or wat
18:00 <couleurs> who is she
19:00 <under> yes
19:00 <couleurs> does she like juve
19:00 <under> lives in melb
19:00 <amelia> nice eyebrow
19:00 <under> but from dutch family
19:00 <Immutable> oh yeah she's pretty good
19:00 <couleurs> oK
19:00 <under> yes the face is pretty
19:00 <Immutable> work in progress
20:00 <amelia> she doesn't need any work
20:00 <British^Meat> show us the rest so we can pass judgement
20:00 <amelia> she is more than fine as is
20:00 <Immutable> rofl
20:00 <Immutable> wat uf shi iz a feministic land whale?
21:00 <Immutable> and over thirty
21:00 <TheRiddler> go dogs
21:00 <Immutable> might have to shaft her shit
21:00 <Clarkson> you bukkake fag
21:00 <amelia> shut up you are ruining the waiting time on my meatballs
21:00 <Immutable> this is why dates exist
21:00 <Immutable> to eliminate the unacceptable wimins
21:00 <TheRiddler> come over I have schnitty
21:00 <TheRiddler> :p
22:00 <under> amelia: in melb she is a hairdresser
22:00 <amelia> tell us the last time you've been on a date, ol cassanova Immutable
22:00 <under> but here she works as barista in an australian place
22:00 <under> lol
22:00 <under> casanova
22:00 <under> one s
22:00 <amelia> mmmmm schnitz i see you in 10 asheh
22:00 <TheRiddler> cool
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <couleurs> which 1 i'll go check if the coffee is good
23:00 <amelia> fluffy hair do i correct all the dumbass spelling mistakes you make
23:00 <amelia> i HaD To CuT MY HaiRS
23:00 <Immutable> like a week ago
23:00 <TheRiddler> Immutable's last date was last week with his mum
23:00 <Immutable> :'(
23:00 <TheRiddler> see
23:00 <Immutable> nah I went out with my mum today
24:00 <Immutable> rofl
24:00 <TheRiddler> oh
24:00 <TheRiddler> so hand then?
24:00 <amelia> how did your mum date go
24:00 <TheRiddler> he got lucky
24:00 <amelia> get a kiss at the end?
24:00 <Immutable> no I didn't 
24:00 <Immutable> :(
24:00 <TheRiddler> did you wish you did
24:00 <amelia> bye son get the fuck out my life
25:00 <Immutable> eh actually if you weren't a piece of shit amelia I'd tell you my story
25:00 <Immutable> but you are sooooo
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <amelia> you make it sound like i actually give a fuck
25:00 <amelia> lets be clear, i do not
25:00 <Immutable> lol
26:00 <Immutable> you're mad
26:00 <amelia> I always laff on here
26:00 <TheRiddler> game underway
26:00 <Immutable> laughing through you're crooked teeth
27:00 <amelia> I've had braces my teeth are super
27:00 <TheRiddler> pic of you with braces
27:00 <TheRiddler> thanks
27:00 <Immutable> didn't happen
27:00 <Immutable> I say things that didn't happen
27:00 <amelia> i was in high school asheh
27:00 <Immutable> I told a chick once that a whore spat in my eyes and now I have aids
28:00 <Immutable> that's not how I got aids :P
28:00 <TheRiddler> so no pics? :(
29:00 <amelia> sorry to fail you :(
29:00 <TheRiddler> damn
29:00 <TheRiddler> oh well
30:00 <under> amelia
30:00 <under> i'm switching rook
30:00 <under> m
30:00 <amelia> hai fluff
30:00 <under> in my apt
30:00 <under> and this room has not a good smell
30:00 <under> how can i fix this
30:00 <amelia> oh dear
30:00 <amelia> wot kind of smell
31:00 <under> my old flatmate smell
31:00 <amelia> open windows
31:00 <TheRiddler> perform a exorcism
32:00 <Immutable> there be demons boi
32:00 <under> its open from 12 hours
32:00 <TheRiddler> did he smoked weed everyday?
32:00 <under> no
32:00 <TheRiddler> oh
32:00 <under> its not smoke smell
32:00 <TheRiddler> gross
32:00 <under> its like idontwashmyselftoomuch guy smell
33:00 <amelia> spray deoderiser
33:00 <under> did it
33:00 <Immutable> wash the walls
33:00 <under> lol
33:00 <Immutable> bleach the roof
33:00 <amelia> steam clean de carpets
33:00 <Immutable> serious.
33:00 <amelia> light a candle
33:00 <under> no carpets
33:00 <Immutable> this is why I live by myself
33:00 <Immutable> the walls are the killer
33:00 <under> candle? nice one
33:00 <Doodle> cleanse it with fire
33:00 <amelia> i am an idealist, i know
33:00 <couleurs> fry onions and make new smells by farts
33:00 <under> LOL
34:00 <TheRiddler> glen20
34:00 <under> today i am going to eat fish
34:00 <under> probably salmon
34:00 <couleurs> YuM
34:00 <under> cause i'm rich as fuuuuuck
34:00 <under> no way
34:00 <amelia> yuck
35:00 <couleurs> i had lasagne 
35:00 <under> who did those
35:00 <under> your hot gf?
35:00 <amelia> milfy
35:00 <under> mmh
35:00 <under> granny
35:00 <TheRiddler> I'm waiting till dishes are done and kitchen is clean
35:00 <under> cougary
35:00 <amelia> she is pretty sexy in her leopard print
35:00 <under> TheRiddler: are you also waiting to have a blowjob?
35:00 <couleurs> no, she can't cook very well
35:00 <TheRiddler> then I'm doing parmies and chips and salad
36:00 <couleurs> she's good at making salads and rabbit food
36:00 <amelia> mmmm
36:00 <under> get another one
36:00 <TheRiddler> only if someone is offering
36:00 <under> ok need to go
36:00 <under> see you
36:00 <couleurs> her mom can cook and mine can so it's ok just go to eat there SPECIAL DELIVERY
36:00 <couleurs> Bye!!!!!!!!
36:00 <amelia> bye fluffy
37:00 <TheRiddler> Beep beep special derivery
38:00 <couleurs> i went to the chemist and spent $30 on throat and nose stuff and the girl there was cute she's a new 1 i think
38:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/HJBvh.png
39:00 <couleurs> i should wear me scarf......
40:00 <TheRiddler> liverpool scarf
40:00 <couleurs> good 1
41:00 <Immutable> I wish I met a funny girl lol
42:00 <couleurs> me 2
42:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQVeK7Dt18U
42:00 <GoldSpade> try the zoo
42:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Foals - Late Night (Solomun Remix) Views: 9,940,401 Uploader: Foals Uploaded: Jul 17, 2013 Duration: 8m25s Rating: 4.90
43:00 <couleurs> the karate kid is on tv woo hoo
43:00 <couleurs> but it's the 1 with the girl boo
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <TheRiddler> atleast it's not the remake
44:00 <couleurs> tru
44:00 <zaim> i liked the one with will smiths kid and jacki  chan
44:00 <couleurs> how dear u
45:00 <zaim> dear me
46:00 <amelia> i wrote to you butchu still ain't callin
46:00 <amelia> now want omelette
46:00 <TheRiddler> did you find a movie yet?
46:00 <TheRiddler> meatball omelette
46:00 <amelia> yummmmmm chopped up meatball in egg
47:00 <couleurs> these sudafeds are makeing me sleepy
47:00 <couleurs> maybe i shouldn't have had wine......e
48:00 <couleurs> eeee
48:00 <juloop> yo yo britishmeat
48:00 <juloop> get on ur feet 
49:00 <juloop> now move to the beat
49:00 <juloop> yo yo
49:00 <TheRiddler> go back to the dumpster shit dick
49:00 <juloop> riddler,  ur a poofeter mate
50:00 <juloop> Ban Live exports!  Vote for the AJP
50:00 <juloop> even the rats dont want me at the dumpster
50:00 <juloop> i asked them nicely when they were about to chew my socks
50:00 <TheRiddler> that's because you try to rape them
51:00 <juloop> your sick 
51:00 <juloop> u condone animal cruelty
51:00 <juloop> how bout i rape u instead
52:00 <juloop> ill ram my big smelly cock up ya faggot
52:00 <juloop> i havent showered in over a week
53:00 <amelia> jeezus
53:00 <juloop> at least riddler likes dirty shit coated cocks
55:00 <President_Trump> just PIGGED DOWN the best pizza
55:00 <President_Trump> hawaiian wif chicken
55:00 <couleurs> `ban juloop get out
55:00 <TheRiddler> gross
55:00 <couleurs> `ban President_Trump gross pizza
55:00 <juloop> was it free range chicken?
55:00 <juloop> u cruel cunt
55:00 <President_Trump> u mad bro?
55:00 <Clarkson> u get free taxis cunt
56:00 <juloop> I wanna pizza with Trumps flesh on it
58:00 <juloop> its the final countdownnnnnnnnnn
58:00 <juloop> der ro ro roop
59:00 <Serenity> i dunno who that was but im sure they deserved it
01:00 <TheRiddler> it was jerome
03:00 <couleurs> thx SerenityOP
09:00 <Serenity> rip jerome
11:00 <British^Meat> lol
11:00 <British^Meat> thats that weirdo
11:00 <British^Meat> I mean...
11:00 <British^Meat> one of
12:00 <Serenity> inb4 kids pix 2nite ;)
14:00 <President_Trump> didnt sound like jerome
14:00 <Serenity> it doesnt really matter who it was tbh
14:00 <Serenity> theyre all the same loser
15:00 <President_Trump> sounded more like kunny
15:00 <President_Trump> both losers
17:00 <Serenity> nandos garlic sauce needs to be on 100% more food
22:00 <British^Meat> nah its the one that made up all these stories all the time
22:00 <British^Meat> asking questions
22:00 <British^Meat> going on about jake the snake roberts
22:00 <British^Meat> and other weidr shit
22:00 <British^Meat> noels caravans
24:00 <Serenity> ohhhhhhhh
25:00 <Serenity> that retard
25:00 <Clarkson> O no fuck my life women want me
25:00 <TheRiddler> oh
26:00 <TheRiddler> lucky you clarky
26:00 <Clarkson> you're so shit
26:00 <TheRiddler> I know clarky
26:00 <Clarkson> you call me B1 ... fuck all do that in here
28:00 <fried> good evening
28:00 <fried> is dematerialised around?
28:00 <fried> dematerialised it has been brought to my attention that you are hoping for pussy points 
28:00 <President_Trump> captain hook is on the high seas atm
28:00 <fried> what is this i hear about you saying you exposed me?
28:00 <fried> please do tell
28:00 <fried> i would like to know just how far you are hoping for some croatian pig pussy
29:00 <MrMark> its saturday!!!!!party time!!!!!
29:00 <fried> yes big party for MrMark
29:00 <GoldSpade> with nate
30:00 <amelia> leave my Croatian pig pussy out of this
30:00 <fried> both MrMark and nate are pedo faggots
30:00 <fried> its pedo hour tonight all the top shelf losers are in
32:00 <British^Meat> lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> ok there he was
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <Serenity> im so glad my script ignores people after i shitlist them
33:00 <Serenity> he pms me instantly rofl
37:00 <President_Trump> what did he say?
37:00 <Serenity> i dont know.. my script ignores him..
37:00 <Serenity> are u dumb
38:00 <President_Trump> i am whatever the opposite of dumb is
39:00 <Serenity> ye rite
39:00 <amelia> (fried) nice try with the feeding info to the losers, im one step above you. next time try be a bit more secluded LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL retard
39:00 <amelia> LOLLLLLLLLLLL retard
39:00 <Clarkson> n jhow the fuck did i end up talking about this
40:00 <President_Trump> stop feeding him info about tintin
40:00 <Serenity> wtf is he even on about
40:00 <President_Trump> yes amelia do tell
42:00 <amelia> I think when i said about him posting doodles pic
42:00 <amelia> n saying NOW LOOK AT MINE
43:00 <Serenity> oh
43:00 <Serenity> so... nothing in other words
45:00 <amelia> (fried) and now you are on the top shelf radar
45:00 <amelia> high alert
45:00 <Serenity> oh no
45:00 <Serenity> 4 RED ALERT
45:00 <Serenity> (((o)))
45:00 <amelia> bwahahahahaha
46:00 <amelia> he is v. upset
46:00 <President_Trump> code red
46:00 <amelia> Trump is his informer
46:00 <President_Trump> yeah right
46:00 <Serenity> hhaha probably
47:00 <President_Trump> usually when he says xxx told me this or xxx told me that, its a lie
47:00 <couleurs> agreed.
47:00 <amelia> (fried) you are a young woman go do something with ur life
48:00 <amelia> ahahahaahhahaahhaha
48:00 <amelia> thnx dr pliv
49:00 <Serenity> ROFL
50:00 <Serenity> go do sumfin wiv ur lyf
50:00 <amelia> he is very good at motivational speaking
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
50:00 <amelia> such a talent
50:00 <Serenity> he should make posters
50:00 <amelia> hold seminars
50:00 <Serenity> are you here to tell us about your fake miscarriage yet kate
50:00 <amelia> teach us the secret to success
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES
50:00 <TheRiddler> parmies are done
51:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> fake miscarrge is… well  yeah you know
51:00 <TheRiddler> my brother is watching the netflix series stranger things
51:00 <TheRiddler> looks interesting
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> im watching barracuda
51:00 <TheRiddler> do you go ooooh
52:00 <TheRiddler> when they about to say barracuda
52:00 <TheRiddler> :p
52:00 <President_Trump> where is demut?
52:00 <President_Trump> probably taking ice with katatonic_kate01
53:00 <TheRiddler> where are your parents President_Trump
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> trump, if i’m here and demat isn;t
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> your logic is a tad off.. must be brain damage from ice smoking!
53:00 <Serenity> too fuck toblerone
53:00 <TheRiddler> do they know you're on irc
53:00 <Serenity> errr
53:00 <TheRiddler> lol
53:00 <Serenity> too much toblerone
54:00 <Serenity> i dont even know how that happened rofl
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <TheRiddler> fucking a toblerone might be a bit messy
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahah how sad is it when ice junkies PM you on irc with random shit
54:00 <Serenity> and painful
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> HILARIOUS!
54:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
55:00 <Serenity> have they emailed your husband yet
55:00 <TheRiddler> probably
55:00 <TheRiddler> or someones husband
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, no emaiils yet!
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> but the husband and I are obv getting a divorce 
55:00 <TheRiddler> they sent it to the wrong email
55:00 <amelia> Maybe you're not on top shelf radar
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> like… i’d rather get a divorce than for him to read my logs on irc
57:00 <nubbymcnu> http://i.imgur.com/kC3V2sM.jpg
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlhg2lRj-a4
57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: IMPERIUM Official Trailer (2016) Daniel Radcliffe Neo-Nazi Thriller Movie HD Views: 2,251,547 Uploader: JoBlo Movie Trailers Uploaded: Jul 5, 2016 Duration: 2m12s Rating: 3.66
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> harry potter is a neo nazi
58:00 <President_Trump> nubbymcnu what is that?
00:00 <nubbymcnu> *face palm*
00:00 <nubbymcnu> it
00:00 <nubbymcnu> 's a map
01:00 <nubbymcnu> of ConstantiNOPEpl
05:00 <couleurs> me 2
13:00 <couleurs> n e other goss?
15:00 <Serenity> 4Top shelf RADAR ((o))
19:00 <Doodle> O_o
20:00 <British^Meat> I just finished zelda - twilight princess, thats my goss
21:00 <Loof> nintendont
22:00 <couleurs> NiCe
22:00 <dematerialised> hell ofriends
23:00 <Loof> i'm out
23:00 <couleurs> hiiiiiiiiii
23:00 <dematerialised> bye Loof miss you
23:00 <dematerialised> did you get my note couleurs?
23:00 <couleurs> ok c u in 5 mins Loof
23:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13692664_1106495642730710_1914767041523815570_n.jpg?oh=ba0fa8d6eb9e3e761b2ef5a8b3993579&oe=57F502F3
24:00 <Doodle> do u wanna go out yes ( ) no ( )
24:00 <dematerialised> hehe
24:00 <couleurs> yes i saw it, mr robot cat 
24:00 <dematerialised> i thuoght it was quite good
24:00 <TheRiddler> [19:24] <@Doodle> do u wanna go out yes (.) no (.)
24:00 <couleurs> me 2
24:00 <Doodle> ehehhee
25:00 <couleurs> ( . ) ( . )
25:00 <Doodle> i was proposed to earlier
25:00 <Doodle> but i turned him down
25:00 <dematerialised> you fool
25:00 <Doodle> this horse aint for tamin
25:00 <Doodle> i told him
26:00 <dematerialised> i see plivent was angry at me again earlier
26:00 <Doodle> oh
26:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
26:00 <Doodle> so i decided to soak all the rags and cloths and chamois etc i use to clean my car
27:00 <TheRiddler> pokemon hunting
27:00 <Doodle> for the first time ever
27:00 <dematerialised> soak?
27:00 <Doodle> many buckets of black water
27:00 <dematerialised> oh yeah
27:00 <dematerialised> i've put micro scratches on my roof because i used the wrong cloth
27:00 <dematerialised> it made me sad
27:00 <Doodle> buff em out m8
27:00 <President_Trump> where u been captain hook?
27:00 <dematerialised> yeah they are only super light
28:00 <Doodle> she'll be right
31:00 <President_Trump> demut why are u a bot?
31:00 <President_Trump>  is a bot on AustNet
34:00 <Serenity> becuase hes a bot
34:00 <Serenity> duh
34:00 <dematerialised> dematerialised is a bot on AustNet
35:00 <President_Trump> what does that mean?
35:00 <President_Trump> why arent other people bots
35:00 <dematerialised> what does anything mean?
36:00 <President_Trump> why does it say that next to your name?
36:00 <dematerialised> why does?
36:00 <President_Trump> go and find the treasure chest demut
37:00 <dematerialised> does?
37:00 <Serenity> is this guy actually slow
37:00 <dematerialised> don't know, don't care
37:00 <dematerialised> all i know is he and his bum buddies cry a lot whenever i am online
37:00 <dematerialised> and this makes me happy
38:00 <President_Trump> how do u become a bot?
38:00 <dematerialised> well first, someone needs to program you
39:00 <dematerialised> and they have to decide at the start what kind of program you are going to be
39:00 <dematerialised> if they decide you are going to become a bot, then you become a bot
39:00 <dematerialised> it's pretty simple stuff
39:00 <President_Trump> how did they decide u would be a bot?
39:00 <President_Trump> what is the purpose of it?
39:00 <Serenity> he is here to do bot things
39:00 <dematerialised> i do things that bots do
39:00 <dematerialised> like bot
40:00 <Serenity> does?
40:00 <President_Trump> what sort of bot things?
40:00 <dematerialised> does? bot.
40:00 <dematerialised> this conversation is boring now
40:00 <Serenity> yep
40:00 <dematerialised> i should go make dinner
40:00 <President_Trump> why dont u just answer the question then
40:00 <Serenity> i ave home made pies here
40:00 <dematerialised> oooer
40:00 <Serenity> have
40:00 <dematerialised> whats in em?
41:00 <President_Trump> u dont know whats in a pie? lol
41:00 <Serenity> mum made em theyre just beef n gravy
41:00 <dematerialised> you are an actual fucking retard trump
41:00 <dematerialised> chicken pie, beef pie, apple pie
41:00 <Serenity> there are literally 100's of types of pies you fucking dumb cunt
41:00 <dematerialised> please get some kind of intelligence
41:00 <dematerialised> anyway
41:00 <Serenity> best pies i ever made were apple n custard
41:00 <dematerialised> beef pies are nom
41:00 <Serenity> and they were amazing
41:00 <President_Trump> Serenity can u cut one open and take a pic?
42:00 <Serenity> no
42:00 <President_Trump> why not?
42:00 <dematerialised> legitimately I think trump has an IQ of about 50
42:00 <Serenity> does.
42:00 <dematerialised> i am not sure he's allowed outside without parental guidance
42:00 <Serenity> rofl
42:00 <President_Trump> sorry demut am i interupting your pedo flow
43:00 <dematerialised> no
43:00 <dematerialised> carry on please
43:00 <President_Trump> why dont u know why u are a bot
43:00 <dematerialised> that's one of life's mysteries, does.
43:00 <Serenity> i cannot believe this is happening
43:00 <President_Trump> so someone from austnet just decided u were a bot one day?
44:00 <dematerialised> well in all honesty
44:00 <dematerialised> i am not sure does i am a bot
44:00 <dematerialised> am i?
45:00 <Serenity> C:/DOES C:/DOES/RUN
45:00 <President_Trump> go do some snapchat pedoing demut
45:00 <dematerialised> am I a bot does?
46:00 <countryroad> //mode $me +B
46:00 <dematerialised> trump why do you think i am a bot?
46:00 <countryroad> thats what makes the 'bot' display in your whois
46:00 <Serenity> WHY DOES BOT
46:00 <dematerialised> DEMAT WHY DOES BOT!?
46:00 <President_Trump> countryroad what is the purpose of it?
46:00 <dematerialised> everyone in uganda knows kung fu
46:00 <Serenity> farrr out
46:00 <Serenity> rofl
47:00 <Serenity> i cant tell if hes trolling or actually thick as fucking shit
47:00 <President_Trump> trolling? im just asking why it says hes a bot in his whois
47:00 <dematerialised> 8pm isn't too late for breakfast is it?
47:00 <Serenity> nope
47:00 <dematerialised> oh good
47:00 <Serenity> infact 8pm is the perfect breakfasting tim
47:00 <Serenity> e
48:00 <British^Meat> so President_Trump is ACTAULLY Donald Trump?
48:00 <dematerialised> no
48:00 <British^Meat> im just wondering why he'd use that name
48:00 <dematerialised> that would suggest that he is of some kind of notability
48:00 <President_Trump> countryroad what is the purpose of it?
49:00 <dematerialised> is/has same same
49:00 <Serenity> hes a ranga though isnt he
49:00 <dematerialised> yeah
49:00 <dematerialised> and has a pig nose
49:00 <President_Trump> nah amelia just made that up coz she didnt want other girls talking to me
49:00 <Serenity> who cares what that croat fanny says ok
50:00 <President_Trump> she'll cry u are calling her names
50:00 <Serenity> doubt it
50:00 <dematerialised> the correct term is croatian vagina canal
50:00 <Serenity> she loves it when i call her names
50:00 <Serenity> croation pussy
50:00 <Serenity> 7SKREEEE
50:00 <dematerialised> haha
51:00 <dematerialised> oh wait she's in the channel
51:00 <dematerialised> hi @ amelia
51:00 <Serenity> yes lol
51:00 <dematerialised> i didnt scroll up
52:00 <dematerialised> i just saw all the hilights
52:00 <Serenity> i was just trying to wake her up hah
52:00 <dematerialised> i enjoy coming home from work and seeing 3 lines from plivent crying about me
53:00 <dematerialised> he seems very upset that i have 3xp0s3d him
53:00 <dematerialised> he shouldn't mess with the best bot on austnet
53:00 <dematerialised> ok food time
53:00 <Serenity> its like when i wake up in the morning and see the highlights from 3am
53:00 <Serenity> it tickles my butt knowing theyre thinking about how much i piss them off at that hour
56:00 <dematerialised> every time i see one of those retards crying about me, i press this button: https://www.myinstants.com/instant/broteam-baby-wins/
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> how amazing are cherry ripes!
05:00 <dematerialised> pretty amazing
06:00 <couleurs> Toadally.
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know, right!
08:00 <Serenity> mmm cherry ripes
09:00 <couleurs> theirs dark 1s now
09:00 <couleurs> even betta
10:00 <President_Trump> toblerone
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
17:00 <couleurs> yes
18:00 <President_Trump> katatonic_kate01 toblerone is great after taking ice, which is every day
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, you’d know!
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking ice junkies! 
19:00 <Clarkson> u would fuck simba if he bent over
20:00 <President_Trump> lol simba
20:00 <President_Trump> where is teh little fat greek
26:00 <Serenity> wonder if you can OD on gaviscon
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> but get zantac
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> its 10000mbillion times better
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> reduces the acid in yo’ stomach…. which in turn cuts down the refulx // heart burn + bloadting
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> bloating**
28:00 <Maurice> Mother fucker, I just stood on camouflaged lego
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
28:00 <dematerialised> when is your funeral?
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think im having contractions or me vadge is going to falloff 
29:00 <Serenity> nah zantac is crap
29:00 <Serenity> doesnt work at all for me
29:00 <dematerialised> have you checked to make sure baby isnt sticking its head out your vag?
29:00 <Maurice> Look katatonic_kate01, I think my lego injury is far worse than your labour pains
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol probably!
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ah i loved zantac!
30:00 <Serenity> kate if you go into labour before your date are they gonna let you go or what
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah! 
30:00 <Serenity> GOOO BABY GO
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> they said evenif i’m in active labour, they’ll still cutn’ suck
31:00 <Serenity> ahh
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> friend of a friend was 8 -9cm dilated and they still did a c-section on her 
32:00 <robot> hey kate, had your baby yet?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah 3 months ago
32:00 <Serenity> HEY robutts here
33:00 <robot> hi :)
33:00 <couleurs> hi robert it's me candy
33:00 <Serenity> yer i think the only time they wont do it is like if you're 10cm and the heads crowning lol
33:00 <robot> hey hey
33:00 <Maurice> robots ears must have been burning
34:00 <robot> oh?
34:00 <couleurs> where u bean robber
35:00 <robot> spendin time with my gf
35:00 <couleurs> BORING
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think so!
35:00 <Maurice> Is there any skin left on your dick?
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
36:00 <robot> :P
36:00 <robot> she's gone to sleep and i'm not tired yet
36:00 <faux> omg ive been laughing at this for like 8 months 
37:00 <faux> https://imgur.com/gallery/ZjXzDfs
37:00 <robot> hello faux
37:00 <faux> hi
37:00 <robot> w_ad_y_ _n_w
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck?
37:00 <faux> Head Floatie
37:00 <couleurs> is that a real babby
37:00 <faux> i hope so
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> what ever happened to holding a baby while bathing it
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus fuck
38:00 <President_Trump> fauxy and i are having a baby
38:00 <Maurice> Is that a small bath or a big sink
38:00 <Maurice> Or a normal sink and a small baby
38:00 <Maurice> I can't decide
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> big sink
38:00 <Borednlost> grats to the happy couple
38:00 <robot> so what's news?
38:00 <robot> colours fill me in on the latest
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummm ive got chocolate in the fridge
38:00 <faux> when r u due President_Trump 
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> for the next ice pipe? - 5 minutes
39:00 <President_Trump> 9 months after u penetrated me
39:00 <faux> whats with u and ice
39:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <faux> katatonice k8
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> me?
39:00 <faux> ye
39:00 <faux> everyones on ice
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> It’s the only plausible explination for fuckwit trolls here. 
40:00 <faux> lol
40:00 <faux> id like to think theyre stupid without drugs
40:00 <faux> well some
40:00 <faux> plivent is def on something
40:00 <robot> hi amelia also
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’d like to think that they’re experiencing some kind of brain damange! 
41:00 <faux> me fam just left
41:00 <faux> its weirdly quiet
41:00 <faux> we eatchrd central intelligence
41:00 <robot> http://i.imgur.com/upWV81W.jpg
41:00 <faux> watched*
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice!
41:00 <Maurice> That movie is good
41:00 <Maurice> I watched it last night for the 2nd time
41:00 <couleurs> well xm got a new nas and ups and Loof is going crasy already and amelia is still mean and amsy isn't here and i've had a really good streak on FiFa lately i'm in div 7 from 10 thank's 4 askeing ok bye
41:00 <faux> hi
42:00 <President_Trump> faux
42:00 <President_Trump> do u like this
42:00 <faux> what
42:00 <President_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGGTcYfrEZU
42:00 <faux> no
42:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Amber and Billo's - Amber vs the Magpie - The Eyes Don't Work Views: 1,326,909 Uploader: Michael Billings Uploaded: Sep 26, 2014 Duration: 2m18s Rating: 4.76
42:00 <President_Trump> no?
42:00 <faux> im not wasting 2 mins of me life
42:00 <President_Trump> why not?
42:00 <President_Trump> u would like it
42:00 <faux> fine 
42:00 <President_Trump> u need to trust in trump
42:00 <faux> if its shit im banning you
42:00 <faux> deal?
43:00 <President_Trump> if u unban me straight after its ok
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <faux> ok
43:00 <dematerialised> he's already evading like 3 bans anyway
43:00 <dematerialised> im sure it's fine
43:00 <faux> i watched 20 seconds
43:00 <faux> ive seen it
43:00 <faux> lame
43:00 <President_Trump> the second half is good
44:00 <couleurs> and mr robot started again so we bean watching that 1 it's a 9/10 show atm
44:00 <robot> i thought that said he was warmed
44:00 <dematerialised> i was confused when i saw your mesage this morning faux
44:00 <dematerialised> forgot i posted that lol
44:00 <President_Trump> THE EYES DONT WORK
45:00 <faux> lol shane
45:00 <faux> came up in me fb memories
45:00 <dematerialised> at first i didnt know what it was
45:00 <President_Trump> demut u rckon i should walk the plank ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
45:00 <dematerialised> and im like
45:00 <dematerialised> wait, thats me
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://imgur.com/gallery/UPSppKu
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <faux> lolol k8
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <President_Trump> kate is clearly on something
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> imagine finding that on ya bed, whilist on a cruise shit
47:00 <President_Trump> ICE
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> SHIP
48:00 <dematerialised> i do not drink, or take the drugs, because i am high on life
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s awesome!
48:00 <amelia> $3 BURRITO @ MAD MEX?!
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> don’t do it
48:00 <dematerialised> take me out to dinner amelia
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> mad mex is horrid
48:00 <dematerialised> make me feel like a real girl
48:00 <robot> amelia is in there like a fat kid at a hot dog stand
49:00 <President_Trump> amelia and i are going to hillarys with emma and steven, u lose pirate boy
49:00 <amelia> I never had mad mex aw issit that bad
49:00 <dematerialised> i didnt realise this was a competition
49:00 <amelia> hai demat
49:00 <amelia> hay ders robot long time n c u
49:00 <amelia> no c u
49:00 <robot> ye
50:00 <President_Trump> yes it is a competition, amelia, faux and serenity are mine
50:00 <faux> a cruise shit
50:00 <President_Trump> u can have ice queen katatonic_kate01
50:00 <Serenity> you can fuck off
50:00 <Clarkson> just talking shit more than usual cos i cant be fucked thinking
50:00 <faux> smd clarkson
50:00 <Clarkson> thens it all legal fucker
50:00 <faux> oh ok
50:00 <amelia> Trump no means no
51:00 <faux> and stay oit
51:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
51:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> im here now
51:00 <faux> great
51:00 <dematerialised> must be that time of the night
51:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> just got home 
52:00 <faux> ReTaRD HouR
52:00 <amelia> cool phew glad to have you here
52:00 <President_Trump> vice president georgeandwell_alpha
52:00 <breaker> looooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ faux. how's your fake family visit?
52:00 <faux> .
52:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> went to club but had to leave
52:00 <faux> what
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> club was too swanky for me
52:00 <amelia> dont put yourself down
52:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> packed full of hot pussy drinking cocktails ...
52:00 <amelia> you are plenty swanky
52:00 <amelia> SWaNKY
52:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i didnt know how to play this one mate
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> retard hour… see…too much ice use!
53:00 <dematerialised> i wish he'd put himself on the end of a vertical rope with a loop in it
53:00 <faux> u migjt be right 
53:00 <faux> can we do a clean up
53:00 <dematerialised> authorised
53:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> thats what happens when u go to upmarket club m8
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> clean up… just but the jukie
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> BOOT
53:00 <faux> what
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus… can’t type
53:00 <faux> speak english
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> sugar high
54:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> was there 3hrs then bail... couldnt get a shot mate.. not line of sight
54:00 <amelia> interesting story
54:00 <amelia> pls continue
54:00 <breaker> interesting story
54:00 <faux> pls kindly choke on Bread
54:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> all the ladies already chatting..music extreme loudness
54:00 <President_Trump> breaker what is this fake family visit story?
55:00 <amelia> pollock babes you got a better story for us?
55:00 <faux> i said my fam were over waTching a movie and apparrntly its fake
55:00 <faux> lollll
55:00 <faux> ll
55:00 <faux> l
55:00 <dematerialised> i thought pollock was dead
55:00 <dematerialised> this is disappointing
55:00 <breaker> President_Trump, Talk faux.. she's the one telling the story :>
55:00 <faux> we can only hope
55:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> how does a guy cut into the action.. write myself into the scene...
55:00 <faux> Talk faux
55:00 <President_Trump> oh its true, they are in the other room, fauxy and i are on the bed
55:00 <breaker> Talk to
55:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> tough mission... 
56:00 <breaker> dematerialised, Maybe in your dreams.
56:00 <Maurice> If I was gonna make up a visitor I'd pick like, Thor or Adam Levine
56:00 <Maurice> Not my family
56:00 <faux> lmao
56:00 <faux> i know 
57:00 <faux> so weird.
57:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> played a few hand but the pussy was too protected by fortress of other pussy can i see i cannt break into chicks when they are already talkin with other chciks having great time...id just be a third leg
57:00 <breaker> Look out! Lori wants to have a crack
57:00 <faux> crack your fucking skull open
57:00 <breaker> You can try.
57:00 <amelia> ah classic story of fortresw protected pussy
57:00 <amelia> understandable
57:00 <amelia> tough times georgio, tough times
57:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> when 4 girls come together u cannot break in m8
58:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> they dont need u in this situation
58:00 <President_Trump> george u need to get their attention, tap them on the shoulder and start wanking
58:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> trump bro... u need to pull a miracle... 
58:00 <amelia> confident strategy
59:00 <amelia> thats how trump won me, faux & serenity over georgio
59:00 <amelia> you should def give it a go
59:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> he sounds like a catch
00:00 <breaker> give it a go
00:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> do u like jizz on ur clothes?
00:00 <President_Trump> she likes it in her eyes but everyone is different
00:00 <amelia> he's talkin to you polls
00:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> thats called sharking
00:00 <breaker> haha
00:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> its big in japan
01:00 <breaker> amelia likes it in her hair
01:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> what trump is proposing
01:00 <President_Trump> well china was once under japanese rule george and u are chinese
01:00 <amelia> its why my hair is so shiny
01:00 <Maurice> I'd break your dick if jizz went near my hair
01:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> trump id like to give u credit m8... but the japs been sharking for yrs now in how they pickup
02:00 <President_Trump> sharking. To pull a girl's panties down in public, usually when she's wearing a short skirt. Very popular in Japan. Did you see that sharking video from Japan?
02:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> yeh
03:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i watched it on the net
03:00 <amelia> we need to get to the bottom of this
03:00 <President_Trump> can u shark on irc?
03:00 <amelia> what is the true definition of sharking
03:00 <breaker> Lori's secret.. she looovves the jizz in her hair.
03:00 <Maurice> Nuh uh, thats why I wear a shower cap during sex
04:00 <breaker> lol
04:00 <Maurice> To be safe
04:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> its when u do some pervert stuff to a girl without their permission in a surprise situation 
04:00 <robot> lol
04:00 <amelia> sounds a lot like rape
04:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> haha
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <President_Trump> so u can rape someone and saay to the cops 'just sharking bro'
04:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> more like molestation
04:00 <TheRiddler> the thumbnail for a haunted house says ghost bastards
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> usually gets u in jail yeh
05:00 <TheRiddler> in netflix
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> depends if the copper sees the humour in it and is a sicko also
05:00 <amelia> mmmmmm you tryna get me phat
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <couleurs> e-fat
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> phatty!
09:00 <President_Trump> hows the serenity, so much serenity
09:00 <Serenity> do you want one from here too
09:00 <Serenity> dont fucking push it
09:00 <breaker> looolllllllllllllllllllll
09:00 <breaker> dont fucking push it bro
10:00 <amelia> yah quit bein a loose spastic cword
10:00 <amelia> off with his head
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <Serenity> go fone fuck mayo hamelia
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> dance, dance, dance till he’s dead
10:00 <amelia> we did before
10:00 <Serenity> sexy
10:00 <amelia> hes all jizzed out
10:00 <Serenity> did you tell plivvy
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> you smoking ice amelia?
10:00 <President_Trump> ameliar
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck darls!
11:00 <amelia> yas i told him and he got very upset
11:00 <President_Trump> how long did u and mayo phone pedo for?
11:00 <amelia> (amelia) mayo is in a tough position; his best friend and the woman he loves
11:00 <amelia> (fried) lol woman he loves
12:00 <amelia> that was the exact moment he cried
12:00 <President_Trump> did u go in for the killer blow and tell him that he reminds u of an old friend
12:00 <breaker> lol
12:00 <Serenity> you broke his heart you heinous bitch
12:00 <breaker> how long did u and mayo phone pedo for?
13:00 <President_Trump> amelia has a soft velvet voice like a phone sex operator
14:00 <breaker> Ask her about Maxipad.. how he was obsessed with her.. he kept telling her she looks like Ashley Judd
14:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ max
14:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHA
14:00 <President_Trump> amelia's first irc pedo fuck
15:00 <amelia> alba
15:00 <Serenity> what the fuck is a maxipad
15:00 <amelia> he was soso excited when he got a photo with alba
15:00 <breaker> ALBA
15:00 <President_Trump> 'i would never meet anyone off irc' - already been pumped and dumped by maxipad - confirmed
15:00 <amelia> Max and I knew each other before IRC
16:00 <amelia> we did not meet from IRC
16:00 <Serenity> was that his nick?
16:00 <President_Trump> lol @ ameliar
16:00 <breaker> No Sarah
16:00 <faux> No Sarah
16:00 <amelia> he was a shit head Serenity haha
16:00 <breaker> kibblz, chance, vaan
16:00 <Serenity> OH chance
17:00 <Serenity> that flop
17:00 <breaker> alba, blitz and random were his channels
18:00 <Serenity> yes i know who chance is
18:00 <TheRiddler> liar liar is on netflix
18:00 <breaker> Maxipad was also black.. so we know amelia loves the black dingdong.
18:00 <amelia> ahahahahaa fuck off
18:00 <President_Trump> lololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
18:00 <IthinkNot> evening all
19:00 <President_Trump> is this true breaker?
19:00 <breaker> 100%
19:00 <President_Trump> shes always chasing instagram cock then abusing jen lol
19:00 <Clarkson> give ya fuck all
19:00 <breaker> a blonde chick from IRC goes for the black guy with the big dingdong
20:00 <faux> iNSTaGRaM CoCK
20:00 <amelia> AHAHAA
20:00 <breaker> ClaSSiC ShiT
20:00 <Serenity> what does mayo think about your love of theblack cock
20:00 <President_Trump> at least jen goes for good upstanding guys
20:00 <amelia> how dare i be mates with people of colour
20:00 <faux> aka everyone on the internet
20:00 <Serenity> looool
20:00 <faux> jen is a cock collector
21:00 <faux> she goes for anyone
21:00 <breaker> so does your mum
21:00 <faux> oh ye i forgot you get fiesty about a net chick youve never met
21:00 <breaker> never met?
21:00 <faux> Watch your mouth about Jennifer, faux.
22:00 <breaker> Youd like to think that wouldnt you fatty
22:00 <amelia> mayo sometimes gets self conscious about it Serenity, but he is working thru it
22:00 <amelia> he doing it for us
22:00 <dematerialised> lol "good upstanding guys"
22:00 <dematerialised> you mean desperate irc nerds
22:00 <faux> lmao
22:00 <faux> oweeee
22:00 <amelia> polls took her to the snow ok
22:00 <amelia> o wait i think that was darren
22:00 <President_Trump> that was darren
22:00 <amelia> or was it Dug
22:00 <amelia> maybe it was chris?
22:00 <amelia> nah he don't leave the house
22:00 <Serenity> or immutable
22:00 <dematerialised> it was one of the seven
22:00 <President_Trump> polls took her to a seedy hotel room that she booked on her iphone and she gave him throat chlamydia
22:00 <dematerialised> that much i know
22:00 <Maurice> I forgot about Dugnuts
22:00 <amelia> must have been Darren
23:00 <dematerialised> aNYoNe SeeN MY MaTe DuGNuTS?
23:00 <faux> THRoaT CHLaMYDia
23:00 <faux> LOL
23:00 <dematerialised> haha
23:00 <faux> lmaooooo
23:00 <faux> fuckm
23:00 <faux> meosizonsks
23:00 <President_Trump> yes
23:00 <IthinkNot> lol as if any of you nerds on here ever get sex 
24:00 <British^Meat> oh not like u hey stud?
24:00 <amelia> uhm well fyi one time i had a 6sum so fuck u
24:00 <TheRiddler> what movie should I watch
24:00 <amelia> lion king
24:00 <faux> finding diet 
24:00 <IthinkNot> British^Meat thats right 
24:00 <faux> uh
24:00 <faux> dory*
24:00 <faux> lmao
24:00 <TheRiddler> something I havent seen pls
25:00 <TheRiddler> I'll wait to that movie comes out properly
25:00 <amelia> lion king 2
25:00 <TheRiddler> I dont like shake cams and bad audio
25:00 <faux> central intelligence 
25:00 <amelia> daddys home
25:00 <IthinkNot> TheRiddler i managed to get a copy that wasnt to bad
25:00 <Maurice> I tried finding a torrent for daddys home but porn kept showing up
25:00 <Serenity> meelies has mayo ever sent you a cock pic
26:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHA
26:00 <Serenity> thats a yes
26:00 <Serenity> lol
26:00 <amelia> never
26:00 <amelia> he has never creeped
26:00 <Serenity> liesss
26:00 <amelia> i jus talk shit to stir pliv up
26:00 <Clarkson> 1tb of breasts would be nice
26:00 <Serenity> clarky the creep dawg
26:00 <Clarkson> you should go on sunrise and talk about ur sex life
26:00 <breaker> you should go on sunrise and talk about ur sex life
27:00 <amelia> that would be a short segment
27:00 <President_Trump> mayo is a gentleman
27:00 <amelia> shut up you informer
27:00 <President_Trump> lol
27:00 <amelia> you have been trying to break us up since day 1
27:00 <President_Trump> he has a bot in here loser
27:00 <Serenity> IN FOOOOORMER
27:00 <Serenity> SDFASDFASDF BLAAM
27:00 <amelia> SNoW
28:00 <amelia> Informer_Trump
28:00 <President_Trump> where is kelevra?
28:00 <TheRiddler> netflix is reconmending me to watch an american girl
28:00 <amelia> she loves me
29:00 <amelia> & hates you
29:00 <TheRiddler> but looking at the preview I'd be put on a list if I watch it
29:00 <amelia> teaching me how to be a gr8 op
29:00 <President_Trump> hates me? lol
29:00 <amelia> lotsa gr8 tips
29:00 <breaker> looooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
29:00 <amelia> successful
29:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllll gr8 op
29:00 <TheRiddler> I found 1
30:00 <amelia> bwahahaha
30:00 <TheRiddler> happy feet 2
30:00 <President_Trump> she gave some good tips
30:00 <breaker> Are you ok faux?
31:00 <TheRiddler> tip 1 dont be a retard
31:00 <amelia> she must be wif DarlingDaz
31:00 <amelia> she was kinda funny
31:00 <President_Trump> she got zlined
31:00 <President_Trump> for abusing jen
31:00 <breaker> :)
31:00 <President_Trump> breaker get the frankston pram pusher back
31:00 <President_Trump> undo your damage
31:00 <amelia> if that were true then austnet would be empty
31:00 <TheRiddler> oh jen?
31:00 <breaker> frankston pram pusher back
32:00 <TheRiddler> tip 1 would get a bigger penis
32:00 <TheRiddler> *be
32:00 <President_Trump> she was good talking to slinky gay
32:00 <Clarkson> im goin to give him shit
33:00 <amelia> Trump licks your boom boom down
33:00 <amelia> informaaaah
34:00 <President_Trump> stop pedoing me
34:00 <Serenity> press 1 if President_Trump should change his nick to Informer_Trump
34:00 <President_Trump> im with faux
34:00 <Serenity> 1
34:00 <President_Trump> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/fd/59/4d/fd594d4c37a1bee64a466a3160e2cb80.jpg
35:00 <Serenity> the serenity is going to boot you very fucking shortly
35:00 <Clarkson> i'd rupture that ass
35:00 <breaker> poWer goNe tO yOur HeaD
36:00 <President_Trump> dennis denuto
36:00 <couleurs> 1
36:00 <President_Trump> breaker how long is the pram pusher off the air for?
36:00 <couleurs> and ham
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1
37:00 <breaker> looooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ faux. everything ok?
37:00 <TheRiddler> rip robbin williams
37:00 <couleurs> he was a good singer
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
38:00 <breaker> President_Trump, Long as I feel like.
38:00 <TheRiddler> his best song was prince alii
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn bitches
41:00 <amelia> 1
41:00 <TheRiddler> 1
41:00 <Serenity> the tribe has spoke President_Trump
41:00 <Serenity> change ur nick plz
42:00 <amelia> (TheRiddler) his best song was prince alii
42:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHA
42:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
42:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> im here
42:00 <amelia> prince aliiii yes it was he ali ababbbbua
42:00 <amelia> how spell ababwa
42:00 <TheRiddler> lol
42:00 <amelia> ababua
42:00 <President_Trump> umm most people didnt say 1
42:00 <President_Trump> so it stays
42:00 <Serenity> you are wrong
43:00 <President_Trump> the tribe has spoken
43:00 <breaker> looooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ faux. everything ok?
43:00 <Serenity> can you not
43:00 <Maurice> amelia, this was last night (18:29:04) (Maurice): Prince Aliiiii fabulous he Ali Ababwaaaa
43:00 <TheRiddler> ababwa
44:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahhaa
44:00 <TheRiddler> faux isn't talking atm you tardle
45:00 <amelia> look im a squirter.
45:00 <TheRiddler> hot
45:00 <breaker> TheRiddler, You're the guy who goes on webcam and jerks off his tictac cock into a fake egg
46:00 <TheRiddler> back off it's just a tic tac
46:00 <breaker> Not only that.. you pushed a buttplug on your arse and sniffed it once you were done jamming it in your poo hole
46:00 <President_Trump> lol TheFiddler EXPOSED
46:00 <amelia> Not only that...
46:00 <breaker> that is just pure filth!
46:00 <President_Trump> mentalson 2.0
46:00 <breaker> haha
47:00 <President_Trump> breaker why is faux so quiet? is everything ok over there?
48:00 <TheRiddler> glad for your lack of understanding anything about sex stuff
48:00 <couleurs> 1
48:00 <breaker> President_Trump, Yeah she's alright.. she';s just putting together some kind of list of people who come over and eat food she doesn't have
49:00 <President_Trump> lol what
49:00 <President_Trump> please explain in more detail
49:00 <Serenity> poo hole
49:00 <amelia> that is just pure filth!
49:00 <amelia> i love how disappointed he sounds with that sentence
50:00 <amelia> you disgust me!
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
50:00 <couleurs> :p
51:00 <Serenity> hi goldspades clone
52:00 <TheRiddler> oh is goldspade stevo
52:00 <TheRiddler> or someone
52:00 <breaker> [16/07/2016 23:50:52] *** Joins: Pullcock ([email protected]) - Clones: 2 from Pullcock (GoldSpade) CtrlF1 whois; ShiftF8 ping
52:00 <breaker> [16/07/2016 23:50:52] *** Pullcock has also used the nickname: GoldSpade
52:00 <Serenity> yes ty
53:00 <Serenity> no apparently hes from perth TheRiddler
53:00 <TheRiddler> oh
53:00 <Serenity> who knows though they all talk shit
53:00 <TheRiddler> ohhhh
53:00 <TheRiddler> who was that 1 that annoyed maurice to no end
53:00 <breaker> I heard its someone else from Victoria
53:00 <TheRiddler> in #perth
54:00 <Maurice> His name was TheRiddler
54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
54:00 <Serenity> umm dunno
54:00 <Maurice> Can you be more specific
54:00 <Serenity> well GoldSpade said he was from perth breaker but as i said most of them talk utter shit so who knows
54:00 <Serenity> he could be from fucking mars for all i know
55:00 <Clarkson> hi fag, i am a super duper big fag, can we fuck eachother in the bum and compare shit on our cocks?
55:00 <breaker> Lori, How's your truck driver husband of yours going... still on the road leaving you sleeping alone at night?
55:00 <Maurice> Yeah man, he is
55:00 <amelia> you mean, working?
55:00 <Serenity> is cam driving trucks now?
55:00 <Serenity> wot
55:00 <Maurice> Lol
55:00 <amelia> for some people, the concept of employment is hard to grasp
55:00 <Serenity> i just wanna know when he started driving trucks lol
55:00 <TheRiddler> breaker you're losing points with amelia
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <amelia> I didn't mean you Serenity
56:00 <President_Trump> u mean amelia is losing points with breaker
56:00 <Serenity> you need to ask mayo for some ameelio winning tips
56:00 <GoldSpade> you know...its good that that when you are pondering about who I am or I was or maybe...fuck know...you leaving everyone else alone!
56:00 <GoldSpade> LOL
56:00 <amelia> woah
56:00 <Serenity> no one cares who you are
56:00 <Serenity> i was saying where you said you were from
56:00 <GoldSpade> you do
56:00 <Serenity> i really dont
56:00 <GoldSpade> what about the rest of it
56:00 <dematerialised> luiterally nobody cares
56:00 <TheRiddler> this happy feet sequel is pretty meh
56:00 <President_Trump> GoldSpade is trying to get his hands on some Jules pussy
57:00 <dematerialised> you're a fuckwit like the rest of them GoldSpade
57:00 <GoldSpade> ew
57:00 <Serenity> what about the rest of it
57:00 <Serenity> i said you said you were from perth
57:00 <Serenity> like you did you fucking dickhead
57:00 <GoldSpade> well have a look in the mirror dematerialised
57:00 <amelia> do you remember when breaker dobbed on me to Serenity
57:00 <Serenity> roflll
57:00 <Serenity> you useless whore
57:00 <TheRiddler> oh
57:00 <amelia> ahahahahaa
57:00 <TheRiddler> lol dobbed
57:00 <IthinkNot> fuck you all talk a lot of shit
57:00 <Clarkson> kim deal is pretty sexy
57:00 <amelia> breaker why you break ma heart dis way
58:00 <amelia> fuck off IthinkNot shall we talk politics instead
58:00 <Serenity> how did you fid out meelz
58:00 <amelia> its IRC
58:00 <Serenity> find
58:00 <Serenity> FIND OUT
58:00 <amelia> i jus knew haha
58:00 <amelia> he was the only rat
58:00 <IthinkNot> amelia i doubt you could 
58:00 <amelia> everyone else hated you tbh hahahaha
58:00 <amelia> and he sucked up to you
58:00 <amelia> it was obvious
58:00 <Maurice> Whos Jules and why is her pussy on the line
58:00 <Serenity> of course they all hate me
58:00 <Serenity> look at the people in those channels rofl
59:00 <amelia> haha I'm only messin
59:00 <President_Trump> amelia is in those channels
59:00 <breaker> LoL @ amelia .. that really got under your skin didnt it.. you had no idea who it was. you snake me bitch.. I snake you.
59:00 <Serenity> its true though lol
59:00 <amelia> I knew it was you ya dork
59:00 <amelia> i called you out on it straight away
59:00 <amelia> and you acted like a bitch
59:00 <President_Trump> someone give a detailed description of the dobbing incident
59:00 <breaker> no you didn't blondey.. you just think you knew.
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