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00:00 <Skirmish> Delicious. 
01:00 <couleurs> hahaha suck shit mourinho even your b team sux
04:00 <couleurs> under: https://streamable.com/rixy
04:00 <couleurs> we got our own pogba now
05:00 <couleurs> all 5 gole scored by bvb players lol
05:00 <couleurs> man utd are so shit
11:00 <couleurs> RiP
15:00 <Skirmish> I love how people still challenge me as if what I say I am doing it all a lie. http://i1024.photobucket.com/albums/y303/Regi_D/D99D0C31-FEB5-41A2-A742-B77747E75B73_zpsu8bqq9bd.jpg
16:00 <couleurs> Nice 1
19:00 <TheRiddler> I'm watching the new lampoon's vacation movie
19:00 <couleurs> :)
19:00 <Skirmish> Is it terrible? 
20:00 <TheRiddler> I'm told it's ok
20:00 <TheRiddler> but it's not as good as the original
21:00 <TheRiddler> my daddy says I'm the best kisser
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <couleurs> ok
22:00 <Student> you kissed your daddy? :P
23:00 <couleurs> :p
23:00 <Skirmish> Good work riddler now you've gone and aroused Student. 
23:00 <Skirmish> Incest gets his motor running. 
23:00 <Skirmish> Probably a cultural thing. 
24:00 <TheRiddler> lol
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
24:00 <Student> or otherwise
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> It’s raining buckets ere
24:00 <Skirmish> Did you watch Q&A on Monday Kate? 
25:00 <Skirmish> Raining in Sydney? 
25:00 <TheRiddler> it's the story of the son rusty
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya raining here… heap windy / rainy
26:00 <TheRiddler> he must of wasted all his winning is the vagas movie
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> didn’t watch Q&A on monday - was busy
26:00 <Skirmish> It's still so warm here. 
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> why, what was it about>
26:00 <Skirmish> Had Pauline Hanson on it. 
26:00 <Skirmish> You would have been throwing stuff around and yelling at the tv. 
27:00 <Skirmish> She's blew getting the message across naturally. She's not a great communicator and comes across as a bit of a bimbo. 
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - mostly because she is a fuckwit.
27:00 <Skirmish> She*
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <TheRiddler> durr
27:00 <couleurs> yea i saw it, she's terrible at speaking
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> in my opinion, she isn’t very intelligent. 
28:00 <Skirmish> I think if she was mentored a bit with her talking and how she refers to actual facts etc she would come across better. 
28:00 <President_Trump> pauline did well, she had all these mentally ill lefties breathing down her neck all night
28:00 <TheRiddler> got in on the back of tards
28:00 <Skirmish> Yeah she's not bright. Fish and Chip shop lady after all. 
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> and her policies were from wiki
28:00 <couleurs> she was only good towards the end when she owned the greens, libs and labor in 1 go
29:00 <Skirmish> I haven't seen the whole thing yet just the first bit. 
29:00 <couleurs> the audience even clapped
29:00 <Skirmish> It's a shame because I think she has a point that Islam is not compatible with western society. 
29:00 <couleurs> i think she surprised herself 
29:00 <President_Trump> pauline is the only one on the panel and in the audience that made any sense
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - pauline hanson cannot ‘own’ anyone. She is just a puppet for the cunty xenophobic ultra right!
30:00 <President_Trump> you dont even know what the ultra right is
30:00 <Maurice> MY SHOPPING TROLLEY MURDERED! MY GROCERIES JUST GONE
30:00 <couleurs> they're all puppets tho and she did
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> the thing is, I think you need to look at the islamic religion and separate it with islamic extremism 
31:00 <Skirmish> This is where the left is losing their platform to have a counter message Kate. Instead of engaging in debate they are just accusing people who have any view that's not open borders of being racist or xenophobic etc. 
32:00 <couleurs> yea cos it's easy to do
32:00 <couleurs> like the whole ghostbusters thing
32:00 <couleurs> if you hate the new ghostbusters you hate women
32:00 <Skirmish> Islamic religion and islamic law are one and the same Kate. Not compatible with a country that has the separation of church and legislature written into their constitution. 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right. So all muslims are the same, right?
33:00 <couleurs> yea
33:00 <couleurs> Next
33:00 <Skirmish> Milo got banned forever from twitter because of that mong from ghostbusters even though she was doing exactly what they accused him of doing. 
34:00 <couleurs> ya i read his review on it the other night he is savage
34:00 <couleurs> it was amasing
34:00 <Skirmish> Kate: No, not all muslims are the same. Most are though. 
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
34:00 <Accuracy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S37x549VB5A <too funny
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Less Than Three - Becky (Lyrics) Views: 15,578 Uploader: pupppetmaster12 Uploaded: Sep 4, 2009 Duration: 2m58s Rating: 4.90
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> Skirmish, i’m not having this debate with you. I hold a different view of Muslim peeps. That being, not all of them belong to iSIS and wanna blow up shit. 
36:00 <Maurice> I don't belong to ISIS and sometimes I wanna blow shit up
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, but you have 3 kids - legit reason to wanna blow shit up
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a bitchy cat
36:00 <Skirmish> There are moderate muslims in Australia who do not follow the religion to the letter Kate. Those that do follow it to the letter though believe that the religion is a law and that people who do not follow it are sub standard. 
36:00 <Maurice> She got her cast off yesterday
36:00 <Maurice> Finally
37:00 <TheRiddler> ISIS is not muslim
37:00 <Maurice> I have to keep her caged for 4 weeks until the muscle gets stronger, so of course within 2 hour she escaped the cage
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO maurice
37:00 <President_Trump> why arent isis muslim? everything they do is in the koran
37:00 <Maurice> So now we're just free ranging it
38:00 <Maurice> Although currently shes asleep IN the cage (I took the door off after she got out)
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> Skimish, you really have no idea. So i’m not entering into some lame debate. 
38:00 <Maurice> So typical
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> TYPICAL
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes fist*
38:00 <Skirmish> Haha yeah I have no idea because I disagree with you. Sure. 
38:00 <Skirmish> Bang on. :) 
39:00 <Maurice> I have beef and blackbean cooking and I want to eat it all
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> No, not at all. It’s not about disagreeing with me or agreeing with me. Youre basically saying ‘not all’ but most all hold the same belief.
39:00 <Accuracy> I]
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> In the chirstrian relligion NOT all peeps follow the bible to the letter….  
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> and there are about 9 bazillion variations of Christianity. 
40:00 <TheRiddler> not all catholic priests molest choir boys
42:00 <Skirmish> Internet is aids tonight. 
46:00 <Student> Allah is not happy with you :P
47:00 <Skirmish> Oh well. 
48:00 <Skirmish> I'm sure he's got better things to do that worry about me. 
48:00 <Skirmish> Than*
49:00 <Skirmish> Must be hard for him to find all the virgins required for when suicide bombers arrive there. 
52:00 <TheRiddler> 72 virgin goats
52:00 <Student> ha ha
52:00 <Student> very funny
52:00 <Skirmish> Allah was partial to 6yo's so maybe they get kids?
53:00 <Skirmish> I think the story goes he was nice enough to wait until she was 9yo before banging her. 
53:00 <Student> what 6yo?
53:00 <Skirmish> Nice guy
53:00 <Student> oh very nice
53:00 <Skirmish> One of his wives. 
53:00 <Student> and your point is?
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> Well… i mean God allowed priest to molest 6 year olds too
53:00 <faux> lmao
53:00 <faux> here here
54:00 <faux> i mean its not a good thing but people conveniently forget tha shit whennpointing theirbfingers at islam
54:00 <Skirmish> At least our god wasn't doing the molesting. 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ohhh…
54:00 <TheRiddler> back in bible days 13yrs was normal
54:00 <Student> ha ha
54:00 <Student> i don't think you have any god
54:00 <Student> you are just a free lancer
55:00 <Maurice> Speaking of molesting, Sleepers in on, that movie made me hate Kevin Bacon
55:00 <couleurs> Mmmm. Bacon. Allah Hate It.
55:00 <Student> ha ha
55:00 <Student> that was just a joke
56:00 <couleurs> me 2
56:00 <Student> too bad Skirmish
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ohhhhhhhhhhhh 
56:00 <Student> your gods are not good enough to fight with Allah , got beaten again and again :P
56:00 <Skirmish> Too bad? 
56:00 <Student> yes too bad, i am feeling for you
56:00 <Skirmish> Gods? There are more than 1? 
56:00 <Maurice> Two Muslim women are sitting in a park watching their kids play, one sighs and turns to the other and says 'They blow up so fast these days'
56:00 <Maurice> Boom tish
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@ maurice
57:00 <dematerialised> my neck has been hurting all day
57:00 <dematerialised> someone massage it please
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank you - bow on the way out
57:00 <couleurs> Nice 1
57:00 <Student> and they put that on youtube for a person like Maurice to share that on IRC? right? :P
57:00 <Maurice> What
58:00 <Skirmish> Student: You are right, I don't have a god. I've been taught that the christian god is forgiving. So if I die and there really is a god I will ask to be forgiven and all will be sweet. 
58:00 <Student> two muslim woman video on youtube
58:00 <dematerialised> oh are we talking about bashing religion? i like the bit in the bible that says something about raping wives
58:00 <Student> good for you Skirmish
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> I like the story bout Lot and his daughters
58:00 <Maurice> Do these wives have safe words just incase?
58:00 <dematerialised> i also like the prevalent rape of children in catholicism
58:00 <Maurice> We were given little bibles on our first day of high school
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh we cant have kids, dad is the only dude around, lets get im drunk and fuck him so i can has kids
58:00 <Maurice> The pages made excellent joint papers
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAY for the bible stories… and the law… well lets hope that christians don’t follow the bible to the letter!
59:00 <Student> alcohol is haram 
59:00 <Maurice> The only God I follow, is myself
59:00 <dematerialised> oh raping children isnt part of the bible, they just do it because they can
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… dem… God allowed them to do it
00:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkBP_PZVmno
00:00 <couleurs> me rn
00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mr. Robot: â€˜God Can Help Youâ€™ from_2.02 Views: 1,130 Uploader: Mr. Robot Uploaded: Jul 22, 2016 Duration: 2m59s Rating: 4.90
00:00 <couleurs> am i rite
00:00 <dematerialised> lol couleurs
00:00 <dematerialised> that was seriously a good ep though
00:00 <Student> why they choose to rape children? may be they think they will not talk about it, but why be virgin on the first place?
00:00 <Skirmish> Lol @ god allowed them to do it. 
00:00 <couleurs> yea 12/10
00:00 <dematerialised> his speech was perfect
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish it’s the same lame argument you’re using
00:00 <dematerialised> mirrors my views exactly
00:00 <Skirmish> Sent them an email 'Ok guys I know it's been rough not being able to have sex with women so I permit you to molest a few kids to help you get by.'
01:00 <couleurs> me 2
01:00 <Skirmish> ROFL I never said their god allowed them to do anything. Now you're just saying stupid things Kate. 
01:00 <Student> may be the bum mail
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’m saying stupid things… oh, right. My bad.
02:00 <Skirmish> Korrect. 
02:00 <dematerialised> anyway, if there is any god, my preferred one is allah
02:00 <Maurice> Excuse you dematerialised
02:00 <Maurice> I have already declared myself a God
02:00 <Maurice> Bow down before me
02:00 <Student> yes, Allah is safe choice :P
02:00 <TheRiddler> the youngest kid such a shit in this
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> that god in trueblood
02:00 <Skirmish> I talk about the lack of separation between religion and law when it comes to islam and you're talking about gods allowing priests to molest kids. Fucking moronic. 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> the one that made eveyone pary
02:00 <TheRiddler> bullies his older brother
02:00 <dematerialised> allah forbids charging interest on loans
03:00 <dematerialised> already a winner in my books
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> Skirmish, you know fuck all.
03:00 <Skirmish> Lol
03:00 <Student> ha ha Allah also mentioned not to take loan on the first place 
03:00 <Maurice> When I became an adult, I promised myself not to get involved in religion or politics, I suggest you all do the same
03:00 <Student> ummm
03:00 <dematerialised> he also talks a lot about feasts
03:00 <dematerialised> which i particularly like
03:00 <Skirmish> lol @ kate. Yeah I know nothing but if I was parroting your stance I would be fine I bet and know heaps! 
03:00 <Maurice> Hot
03:00 <Skirmish> Fuck off. 
04:00 <Doodle> ;)
04:00 <Maurice> Now thats a religion I can get on board with
04:00 <Student> what if understanding a religion thoroughly helps some improve their lives and healh?
04:00 <Doodle> literally
04:00 <dematerialised> it's the people's religion
04:00 <Maurice> All aboardddd
04:00 <Doodle> ding ding
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> Thing is you’re generalising all muslim peeps and saying that there is lack of separation between law and that specific religion. 
04:00 <Maurice> Oh, does the ding ding mean times up
04:00 <dematerialised> understanding isn't the same as living by those principles though Student, to be fair
04:00 <Doodle> no
04:00 <Maurice> Phew
04:00 <Doodle> i was being a tram
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> No, give a fuck if you agree with me or not.
05:00 <Doodle> they go ding ding then they move
05:00 <Maurice> Yeah I got that, I thought it might have signalled that the ride was over, coz I can be done before the ding ding
05:00 <Doodle> GOD
05:00 <Maurice> YES MY CHILD
05:00 <Doodle> ITS JUST A FUCK
05:00 <Doodle> STOP MAKING IT SO COMPLICATED
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> You can see that in other religions that people don’t follow holy texts to the fucking letter, it’s the same for islam.
05:00 <Clarkson> been dreaming about the same chick all fucking night :/
05:00 <Doodle> TYPICAL FEMALE
05:00 <TheRiddler> gross
05:00 <TheRiddler> the sewage scene
05:00 <Maurice> LOOK MVIII, IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT TO CUDDLE AFTERWARDS, YOU JUST ROLL OFF AND LET ME GET ON WITH SLEEPING
06:00 <Doodle> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> and bring pizza
06:00 <Doodle> mmm
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> and or baco
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> n
06:00 <Doodle> i could eat a pizza rn
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah bacon pizza
06:00 <Maurice> Oh man, I have bacon, english muffins and pizza sauce
06:00 <Maurice> I could totally make mini pizzas
06:00 <Doodle> eep
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> with bbq sauce
06:00 <Maurice> Well I couldn't coz effort
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
06:00 <Doodle> ye
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> but yeah effort and I don’t eat bacon on the Sabbath day 
07:00 <Maurice> I could eat the beef and blackbean I have cooking but thats for tomorrow
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re cooking that now?
07:00 <Maurice> I am indeed
07:00 <Doodle> oh poo its 5 degrees no wonder me nips are trying to emigrate
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> Sup with being all prepared?
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sake
07:00 <Maurice> It's for lunch tomorrow, it's in my slow cooker
07:00 <Clarkson> Ive had enuff of this no sex for 17 weeks
07:00 <Maurice> So when I get to mums I just have to reheat it
07:00 <STINKFIST> what's cracking crackers?
08:00 <TheRiddler> flying spaghetti monster
08:00 <dematerialised> thankyou aziz
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle…. mine are cracked and bleeding - wanna stop your bitching?
08:00 <Maurice> Doodle come closer, I'll rub them for you
08:00 <Doodle> um
08:00 <Maurice> katatonic_kate01 step away, I'm not rubbing them for you
08:00 <STINKFIST> your poor doodle Kate :(
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey stinky!
08:00 <Doodle> lol
08:00 <STINKFIST> hullo!
08:00 <Doodle> if you want to help them heal kate put deep heat on them
09:00 <Doodle> ^_^
09:00 <STINKFIST> I hope we are talking about nipples
09:00 <Maurice> Jeepers
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh thank you midwife doole
09:00 <Maurice> My friend put that on her vag as a teen
09:00 <Maurice> LOL
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH HA
09:00 <STINKFIST> pulled a muscle did she Maurice?
09:00 <Doodle> madwaf doole
09:00 <faux> Yes
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> YOUR SEX IS ON FIRE
09:00 <Maurice> I don't know, I didn't examine it
09:00 <Doodle> theyre being weird
09:00 <Maurice> She just said it hurt and she thought deep heat would help
09:00 <STINKFIST> rookie error Maurice
10:00 <TheRiddler> chris hemsworth is in everything
10:00 <STINKFIST> your not examining that is
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes
10:00 <faux> ehe hi doodie
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> deep heat is the last thing i’d put on me vadge if it hurt
10:00 <dematerialised> why not?
10:00 <STINKFIST> well
10:00 <dematerialised> live a little
10:00 <STINKFIST> Peter North probably should be the last thing
10:00 <STINKFIST> but deep heat a close second last
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> for several reasons dem!
10:00 <Maurice> I imagine vicks wouldn't be so great either
11:00 <dematerialised> gotta try everyone at least once i say
11:00 <TheRiddler> vicks on vag
11:00 <Maurice> 'Have a bit of a cold, better put some vicks on my vag to help me breathe'
11:00 <faux> mmm i love the smell of bicks
11:00 <faux> vicks
11:00 <TheRiddler> glol
11:00 <Maurice> Dicks*
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <STINKFIST> great for the boyfriend with a cold TheRiddler
11:00 <dematerialised> ^
11:00 <STINKFIST> sorts manflu out real quick
11:00 <Maurice> Pretty sure thats a quote somewhere faux
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… it would get rid of the stench
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> like when you put vicks under your nose ….
11:00 <Maurice> You huffing dicks
11:00 <faux> lol
11:00 <faux> yw
11:00 <faux> ye*
11:00 <Doodle> bedtime for me, ninis o/
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> to stop smelling dead peeps / homeless peeps
11:00 <dematerialised> faux is a dong huffing professional
11:00 <dematerialised> nini doodel
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn doodle
11:00 <TheRiddler> [23:11] <MeGusta> [1650] *02:38:01 PM* <narcoleptic> mmm I just put dicks up my nose. Smells delicious
11:00 <faux> night doodie
12:00 <TheRiddler> :P
12:00 <faux> lol
12:00 <faux> god dammit ash
12:00 <faux> revealing all my secrets
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> dicks up the nose
12:00 <faux> it was a typo ok
12:00 <faux> i meant vicks
12:00 <Maurice> Or this one
12:00 <Maurice> (23:11:49) (MeGusta): [1361] *08:58:47 PM* <@faux> I just picked me nose and forgot there was cocks in there and now my fingers all slimy gross
12:00 <faux> LOL
12:00 <faux> Jesus 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
12:00 <STINKFIST> jeez
12:00 <faux> autocorrect can fuck rigut ofd
12:00 <TheRiddler> that's the best typo
12:00 <STINKFIST> you think you know a girl
13:00 <TheRiddler> oh hi STINKFIST
13:00 <faux> lolll kyle
13:00 <STINKFIST> yo
13:00 <Maurice> And sometimes you think they're a girl
13:00 <STINKFIST> what's going on?
13:00 <faux> im going to sleep 
13:00 <Maurice> Then you're sadly disappointed
13:00 <faux> adios amigos
13:00 <faux> :*
13:00 <STINKFIST> I am ion 15
13:00 <TheRiddler> night faux
13:00 <Maurice> Cheerio
13:00 <dematerialised> nini fox
13:00 <STINKFIST> wan an
13:00 <faux> STINKFIST
13:00 <TheRiddler> keep your nose clear with dicks
13:00 <faux> i expect butt pics on whatsapp by morning 
13:00 <faux> night
13:00 <STINKFIST> you got it
14:00 <Maurice> I spammed whatsapp today with pussy pics
14:00 <Student> pussy cat
15:00 <STINKFIST> yes sugar plum?
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <Maurice> It was only partially shaved too
15:00 <dematerialised> whats new pussycat?
15:00 <dematerialised> woooaoooooaooooooooah
15:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBdSqk78nHw
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> effort
15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tom Jones - What's New Pussycat Views: 8,183,592 Uploader: Perkisno Uploaded: Nov 20, 2007 Duration: 2m17s Rating: 4.76
15:00 <Skirmish> Terrible regrowth. 
16:00 <STINKFIST> I watched Delirious last night
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> im growing mine out
16:00 <STINKFIST> been at least 10 years since the last time
16:00 <dematerialised> i can braid my pubes
16:00 <STINKFIST> still hilarious
16:00 <STINKFIST> I could braid your pubes dematerialised
16:00 <STINKFIST> but I can't braid well
16:00 <Maurice> I can't braid at all
16:00 <Maurice> I can plait though
16:00 <dematerialised> http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/99/99398b221bf486dcae7a23ca447f6beba7dfb5f86ea88a242df17b52563c4a73.jpg
17:00 <STINKFIST> aren't they the same?
17:00 <Maurice> no
17:00 <STINKFIST> I failed primary school
17:00 <Maurice> Oh shit, I did a little n
17:00 <Maurice> I meant No
17:00 <STINKFIST> Ok
17:00 <STINKFIST> what's the difference?
17:00 <Maurice> Plaits only have 3 lots of hair, braids are intricate and start right on the top of your head
17:00 <STINKFIST> got it, thanks
18:00 <Maurice> http://unravelledhair.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/basic-hair-plait-5.jpg
18:00 <Maurice> Plait
18:00 <dematerialised> i think my pubes would be more cornrows
19:00 <STINKFIST> because of the ears?
19:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
19:00 <Maurice> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1a/Classic_French_Braid.JPG
19:00 <TheRiddler> rusty smashes into a cow with a quad
19:00 <Maurice> Also, whilst googling that I found this http://cdn-wpmsa.defymedia.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2016/02/Unicorn-Braid.jpg
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick head
20:00 <STINKFIST> pretty convincing ladyboy
21:00 <Student> unicorn
21:00 <STINKFIST> you are
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> u r
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn im tired n stuff
24:00 <President_Trump> CROOKED HILLARY CLINTON
25:00 <couleurs> katatonic_klinton01
31:00 <STINKFIST> night dudes
32:00 <Skirmish> When two people kiss it creates a really long tube with buttholes at each end. 
32:00 <TheRiddler> thanks for that eye opening sentence
32:00 <Skirmish> The more you know ... 
39:00 <Skirmish> What the fuck is wrong with my internet tonight ... 
39:00 <Clarkson> so fk being on here to shit cunts like taco.
42:00 <TheRiddler> kiss from a rose
47:00 <TheRiddler> something to know
47:00 <TheRiddler> if there is a plushie tied to a truck the driver is probably a rapist :P
48:00 <Ahoy> you would know all about that wouldnt you
48:00 <TheRiddler> according to this movie
03:00 <Ahoy> hello Tim-Sim
07:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/western-australia/mans-dead-body-lay-in-perth-hungry-jacks-toilet-for-three-days/news-story/e55c4ead22a0170762b08379ecd5e309?utm_content=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=EditorialSF&utm_source=PerthNow&utm_medium=Facebook
08:00 <Skirmish> I bet someone will lose their job over that one. 
08:00 <Skirmish> Toilets not cleaned for 3 days!!
10:00 <TheRiddler> yep
10:00 <Skirmish> Does it say how they died? Junky shooting up that OD'd? 
25:00 <TheRiddler> heroin OD
57:00 <Skirmish> I think I just missed an awesome pokemon. 
44:00 <Meharty> hi Lumeah
44:00 <Meharty> Skirmish is here for u
45:00 <Lumeah> lol
45:00 <Lumeah> oh yes.. my dreams come true. 
45:00 <Lumeah> hahahaha.. 
46:00 <Skirmish> Your dream, my nightmare. 
47:00 <Lumeah> lol i wasn't being literal. 
47:00 <Lumeah> you should be smarter than that skirmish. 
47:00 <Lumeah> .. waits.. 
48:00 <Lumeah> nit pic
48:00 <Lumeah> ml 
48:00 <Lumeah> ? 
48:00 <Meharty> Lumeah
48:00 <Meharty> why are u awake
48:00 <Meharty> at ur age?
48:00 <Lumeah> where your nit pic reply? 
48:00 <Lumeah> cuz i am. 
48:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah is about to go cry herself to sleep that it's the weekend and she is alone. 
49:00 <Meharty> Lumeah is a loser
49:00 <Meharty> old dog
11:00 <Loof> pics
13:00 <Loof> was just dropping zac off at childcare when i heard two women behind me saying "oooh what a spunky and elegant guy", turned around and they were looking at me! They trippin but I feel good all the same :)
15:00 <Loof> i dont even really know what elegant means, hoping it doesn't mean gay
16:00 <Loof> anyway being tall, expensive clothing and exercise ftw
18:00 <faux> plot twist they were talking about zac
18:00 <faux> lol
18:00 <Loof> lol
19:00 <Loof> pedos
19:00 <Loof> lol
19:00 <faux> ok too far
19:00 <Loof> wot
19:00 <faux> my sissys at school too 
19:00 <Loof> cool
19:00 <faux> silenceeeeee
19:00 <Loof> yeah i have the house to myself
19:00 <Loof> so good i can get some study done :)
20:00 <faux> kewl
20:00 <faux> i want a big fat chicken burger for lunch
21:00 <faux> with avo and aioli
21:00 <faux> mm
25:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
25:00 <faux> hi there 
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol my head is in a haze atm
26:00 <faux> how was your 386 hour sleep
26:00 <TheRiddler> well I woke at 9pm then went back to sleep at 1:30am or something like that
26:00 <faux> lol
27:00 <faux> slothlife
27:00 <TheRiddler> yep
27:00 <faux> i slept at 1:30 and woke up at 7
27:00 <TheRiddler> cool
28:00 <TheRiddler> I think I need to talk to my doctor to see if I might have sleep apnea
28:00 <TheRiddler> or however it's spelt
28:00 <faux> eep
30:00 <TheRiddler> anyways bbl
30:00 <faux> toodles
16:00 <dematerialised> i hate you ron burgundy
52:00 <I-Stephen> Hey zaim, stebie
37:00 <Doodle> butts
41:00 <dematerialised> agreed
48:00 <morgoth> well I spent the last few weeks shivering my arse off and getting no sleep
48:00 <morgoth> then I bought an extra blanket
04:00 <faux> pk
04:00 <faux> ok
06:00 <morgoth> just commenting that it has been a little chilly of late
25:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/RBmk7t6.gif
37:00 <juloop> british meat
38:00 <juloop> get on yoour feet
38:00 <juloop> now move to the beat!
38:00 <juloop> ha ha
38:00 <juloop> boom
38:00 <TheRon> it's the friday front bar
39:00 <juloop> aha aha
40:00 <juloop> with Paul Shaffer and the CBS orchestra
40:00 <juloop> *play music*  *  now shut up*
41:00 <juloop> https://www.facebook.com/OlipOfficial/videos/492137290910946/
41:00 <juloop> my real name is Ted, I am mildly retarded
42:00 <TheRon> sure you not full retard?
42:00 <juloop> *waves to everyone*
42:00 <TheRon> "look at dis!"
43:00 <juloop> I havent got my advanced diploma in being retarded, still working on it
43:00 <juloop> I cant see when British meat is in the way
44:00 <juloop> I hate having a stinky finger after digging it into my itchy bumhole
44:00 <juloop> and i hate washing my hands more than twice in a day
44:00 <juloop> my code of practice
45:00 <TheRon> always thinking of others
46:00 <TheRon> no you don't
46:00 <juloop> say what
47:00 <juloop> ronnie poop
47:00 <Clarkson> haha that gook girl in that vido
47:00 <juloop> what vido
48:00 <juloop> im half asian,  im gonna smash ur face in for calling me a gook
48:00 <TheRon> half asian ay?
49:00 <TheRon> can you do my taxes?
55:00 <juloop> i aint doing shit
55:00 <juloop> im dumb as a stump
56:00 <juloop> do i look like a tax fucking agent
00:00 <TheRon> you look asian
00:00 <TheRon> i thought you ppl were good at maths
37:00 <juloop> oh  so anyone who looks abo is an alcholic too?
37:00 <juloop> u numbskull-  grow a brain
48:00 <TheRon> everytime you walk in the room
02:00 <amelia> wWelcome
03:00 <under> hey amelia 
03:00 <under> how you doing babe
04:00 <amelia> hay fluffeh i good how you
10:00 <zaim> sup gangsta
10:00 <faux> hey
10:00 <zaim> sup F dawg
10:00 <faux> whats happenings 
10:00 <faux> -s
10:00 <zaim> just had a shower
10:00 <zaim> waiting for food to warm up
10:00 <zaim> THEN MR ROBOT
10:00 <zaim> u
11:00 <faux> bumming
11:00 <faux> chillen w me sisst
11:00 <faux> sissy
11:00 <zaim> like up the bum bumming or
11:00 <faux> no.
11:00 <zaim> y.
11:00 <faux> .
11:00 <zaim> :D
11:00 <zaim> just the tip.
11:00 <faux> gtco
11:00 <faux> gtfo
11:00 <zaim> heh
32:00 <TheRon> you coming back to me is against the odds and that's what i've got to face
32:00 <zaim> collins
33:00 <TheRon> yes!
33:00 <zaim> u see how quick i google
33:00 <zaim> im very good at google
33:00 <TheRon> quick porn too
35:00 <TheRon> girl you're every woman in the world to me
36:00 <TheRon> i got a cold that's making me pretty def at the moment
36:00 <TheRon> it's annoying
37:00 <TheRon> deaf
37:00 <President_Trump> WHO IS GOING TO PAY FOR THE WALL?
37:00 <President_Trump> MEXICO!
37:00 <TheRon> CANADA!
38:00 <TheRon> trump are you pro east berlin or west berlin?
39:00 <TheRon> WHAT'S ALL THIS BABBLIN', I DON'T LIKE BABBLIN'!
39:00 <TheRon> i don't like any kind of hanging garden!
41:00 <TheRon> Lumeah: the lady in red is dancing with me
43:00 <amelia> zaim can you pls put Boston on
43:00 <zaim> on what
43:00 <zaim> hes here next to me now
43:00 <TheRon> augusta - boston?
43:00 <amelia> scratch behind his ear n say dats from amelia
44:00 <President_Trump> IT'S A LOVE FEST FOLKS
45:00 <TheRon> some ppl like wierd stuff during sex, is the scratch behind the ear one of them?
48:00 <faux> .
49:00 <MrMark> its friday!!!!!party time!!!!!
49:00 <TheRon> air supply!
50:00 <MrMark> all out of love
50:00 <TheRon> two less lonley ppl
50:00 <Accuracy> yes
51:00 <TheRon> bit dusty
51:00 <MrMark> gee sorry
52:00 <TheRon> tastes awesome though
53:00 <TheRon> MrMark: wuthering heights
55:00 <couleurs> Hi Room
56:00 <MrMark> hi sexy
56:00 <TheRon> goetz, he left drotmund or coming to dortmund?
56:00 <MrMark> who what where did what now
57:00 <TheRon> yeah i know
58:00 <TheRon> cardigans - love fool
58:00 <Accuracy> Is Rues gonna stay?
58:00 <TheRon> who?
58:00 <TheRon> i just pretend to know stuff about soccer
58:00 <MrMark> Craberries.......Linger
59:00 <couleurs> he left but is comeing back woo hoo
59:00 <Accuracy> cranberries
59:00 <Accuracy> w00t
00:00 <MrMark> woot!
01:00 <TheRon> am i allowed to call it soccer?
01:00 <Accuracy> yes
01:00 <MrMark> no
01:00 <MrMark> its football
01:00 <Accuracy> fuck off MrMark
01:00 <TheRon> i don't want a lover i just need a friend
01:00 <Accuracy> afl and vfl is football here
01:00 <Accuracy> go fuck off to europe
01:00 <Clarkson> unless you want to fuck your dog
01:00 <MrMark> Texas
02:00 <TheRon> yes!
02:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC3NH1a8uEU
02:00 <MrMark> that song is in my top 10 favs
02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Shocking interview with Niantic Developer Views: 62,253 Uploader: thalj56 Uploaded: Jul 21, 2016 Duration: 1m45s Rating: 4.95
03:00 <Accuracy> rugby is rugby
03:00 <Accuracy> soccer is soccer
03:00 <Accuracy> football is football.
04:00 <TheRon> wogball
04:00 <Accuracy> hey WhoMadeWho
04:00 <WhoMadeWho> hey
04:00 <Accuracy> TheRon that's a good point
05:00 <Accuracy> nice move bro
05:00 <TheRon> classy move
06:00 <Accuracy> very much so
06:00 <Accuracy> so what's everyone having for din dins?
06:00 <TheRon> yuna
06:00 <TheRon> tuna
06:00 <Accuracy> yummy
06:00 <Accuracy> but is it a pasta bake or?
06:00 <TheRon> just a stir thru
06:00 <Accuracy> please don't tell me you're opening a can of tuna
07:00 <Accuracy> and stirring it
07:00 <TheRon> i have a jar
07:00 <TheRon> i thought love was science fiction
08:00 <Accuracy> okay..
09:00 <couleurs> whoa that guy a Niantic dev? before he was working at Nvidia
09:00 <couleurs> i don't know what to believe n e more
10:00 <TheRon> jane bunn has the best breasts
10:00 <Clarkson> anyone who doesn't like music is a sheltered little retard with no friends
10:00 <couleurs> soccer is football, football is soccer, rugby is gay but afl is the worst
11:00 <MrMark> it rubs the lotion on its skin.......or it gets the hose again....
13:00 <GoldSpade> why is it always 121 seconds
13:00 <TheRon> there's a fine between pleasure and pain
13:00 <GoldSpade> with this thing
13:00 <MrMark> TheRon.....its only the beginning.....but ive already gone and lost my mind
13:00 <TheRon> deb
13:00 <MrMark> pleasure and pain....RIP Chrissie
13:00 <TheRon> indeed
14:00 <TheRon> those things were huge
14:00 <MrMark> oooer
14:00 <President_Trump> where is Serenity?
14:00 <GoldSpade> shes getting high on flakka
14:00 <MrMark> serenity now!!
14:00 <ShadowLurker> none of your business
15:00 <MrMark> none of your beeswax
17:00 <TheRon> bobby brown - humpin' around
17:00 <MrMark> oooer
17:00 <MrMark> Hunters and Collectors.....River Runs dry
18:00 <TheRon> you will return to the scene of the crime
20:00 <MrMark> more music!!
20:00 <TheRon> pm dawn
24:00 <GoldSpade> how do you check  the ping
26:00 <couleurs> type /s ping
26:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh what he said
26:00 <GoldSpade> thanks colours
26:00 <GoldSpade> err couleurs
26:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahahahahahahahahaga
26:00 <ShadowLurker> omfg
26:00 <couleurs> #rekt
27:00 <couleurs> out trolled 
27:00 <ShadowLurker> #overclockedrekt
28:00 <ShadowLurker> ^5 
28:00 <GoldSpade> what was that colours?
28:00 <ShadowLurker> lololoololol
28:00 <ShadowLurker> hahah
28:00 <GoldSpade> how rude
28:00 <MrMark> or the voices in your head calling Gloria
28:00 <ShadowLurker> you dumbass
29:00 <GoldSpade> come to expect that from this channel I suppose
29:00 <Accuracy> stfu you sensitive cuntface
30:00 <GoldSpade> its just so unfair
30:00 <Lumeah> lol
30:00 <Accuracy> really?
30:00 <GoldSpade> I cant believe it
30:00 <MrMark> yawn
30:00 <GoldSpade> I really really cant believe it
30:00 <couleurs> that was you on flakka 
31:00 <GoldSpade> oh fuck up idiot
31:00 <GoldSpade> if you had a brain you would be a shark
31:00 <amelia> hi guys i am here to pedo
31:00 <amelia> wots up
32:00 <Accuracy> GoldSpade has deh vagoo
32:00 <GoldSpade> vagoo wtf does that mean dodo
32:00 <couleurs> hi amelia nm just pedoing 2
32:00 <amelia> dats irie
33:00 <British^Meat> have i missed GoldSpade say flakka tonight
33:00 <British^Meat> ?
33:00 <GoldSpade> I said it earlier British^Meat..keep up
33:00 <British^Meat> i only just got in
33:00 <British^Meat> can u say it again?
33:00 <GoldSpade> well ask some one else
33:00 <British^Meat> i just have to bide my time...
33:00 <GoldSpade> im not going to say it at the moment
34:00 <GoldSpade> but I tell you what...if anyone would benefit from it..it would be colours
34:00 <couleurs> he's crying cos i made him disconnect boo hoo
35:00 <amelia> ricardo
35:00 <GoldSpade> your a hacker so fuck off
36:00 <couleurs> oh you're going to regret that... i'm gonna send your husband some logs now
36:00 <TheRon> colour me badd
36:00 <GoldSpade> looooooolll im a guy you patheic idiot
36:00 <amelia> uh oh raviolios
36:00 <GoldSpade> I dont have a huband
36:00 <GoldSpade> husband
36:00 <amelia> dw either do i
36:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
37:00 <couleurs> well get 1
37:00 <GoldSpade> what ever dickhead...now stfu now
37:00 <GoldSpade> its finished
37:00 <couleurs> Make Me.
42:00 <couleurs> n e other goss?
43:00 <under> raviolios lol
47:00 <couleurs> :)
52:00 <faux> lmaoo @ GoldSpade actually typing /s ping
52:00 <faux> gollt
52:00 <couleurs> i no
52:00 <couleurs> and then he calls me an idiot and then a patheic idiot
53:00 <Doodle> GoldSpade alt+f4 will disconnect couleurs
53:00 <Doodle> if u want revenge
53:00 <couleurs> no!!!!!!!!
54:00 <faux> lol then calls u a hacker
54:00 <faux> oh dear
54:00 <faux> goldidiet
55:00 <Accuracy> yummy/
59:00 <couleurs> under: did u c bvb made 8 signings now for $70m or so
59:00 <couleurs> amasing shit
59:00 <stompin> ya niggers on fire
59:00 <under> couleurs: who
59:00 <amelia> RiCCaRDo
00:00 <stompin> tits outttttttttt
00:00 <couleurs> dembele, guerrerio, rode, barta, mor, merino, gotze and now shurrle
00:00 <Clarkson> I don't give ur family shit
00:00 <under> quaresma?
00:00 <couleurs> AMSING SHIT
00:00 <under> why gotze go back?
00:00 <couleurs> still have reus and aubemeyang too and kagawa
01:00 <couleurs> cos he dortmund boy like pogba man utd fag
01:00 <stompin> o)O
01:00 <WhoMadeWho> i am an idiot
01:00 <WhoMadeWho> of the highest order
02:00 <couleurs> gotze was benched cos injuries and pep sux ass
02:00 <under> couleurs: im not sure pogba will leave
02:00 <couleurs> yea i read it's not final
03:00 <under> barca got andre gomes
03:00 <couleurs> it would be good if he didn't
03:00 <under> nice player
03:00 <couleurs> yea
04:00 <President_Trump> CHEESE AND BACON BALLS
04:00 <stompin> chocolate salty balls
04:00 <couleurs> bvb spent $116m in total now or something, that's quite a lot for them
04:00 <under> did they sell somebody
04:00 <couleurs> quality players tho, they're all under 25 years old
05:00 <couleurs> yes mhikitarian, hummels
05:00 <under> hummels to who?
05:00 <couleurs> to man utd and bayern
05:00 <under> okay
05:00 <under> couleurs: https://www.instagram.com/p/BIGkCAyjLpk/?taken-by=patrice.evra
05:00 <couleurs> hummels is a bayern guy 
05:00 <couleurs> sux
05:00 <under> look at juventus defense
05:00 <couleurs> he's good
05:00 <under> its a beast
06:00 <under> i dont remember any such a good defense quality
06:00 <couleurs> yea best in the world
06:00 <under> yes!
06:00 <under> hope alves is in shape
08:00 <couleurs> evra and him probably the weakest
08:00 <stompin> ok
09:00 <under> evra is good
10:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
11:00 <TheRiddler> Pokémon go is down 😢
13:00 <couleurs> RiP Pokeman
17:00 <stompin> pokemo is for knobs
17:00 <Clarkson> Bi boobs are ok
18:00 <stompin> theres a pokemon go location outside my work amazing how many dicks go and stand on that spot now
18:00 <stompin> i want to go an energise it so they get zapped
18:00 <couleurs> me 2
18:00 <MrMark> are we all pissed off our faces and naked yet?
19:00 <WhoMadeWho> perhaps someone should invent a game where you electronically capture pokeman go players
19:00 <couleurs> yea
36:00 <Doodle> http://i.imgur.com/O2cSTSi.jpg
36:00 <Doodle> this is on the way
36:00 <British^Meat> HALF PAST EIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
36:00 <British^Meat> AND ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS CRAP!
37:00 <Doodle> u go and make everything look all christmassy, i'll go and scrub my sprouts
37:00 <MrMark> Jesus H Christ on a bicycle!
45:00 <xm> WhoMadeWho> perhaps someone should invent a game where you electronically capture pokeman go players <--- augmented reality GTA. run them over
48:00 <WhoMadeWho> could end up with a world wide game of pokeman go players versus pokeman go player capturers......with a scoring system that disables your game time temporarily....linked to bitcoin investments
49:00 <WhoMadeWho> create a pyramid scheme where you can enter in the bottom and gain riches as you form teams and get bitcoin rich like amway
50:00 <Doodle> never enter in the bottom without asking
50:00 <British^Meat> lol
52:00 <Doodle> here is the exception to the rule
53:00 <WhoMadeWho> sometimes it is easier to beg forgiveness than to ask permission...........go for gold and enter the bottom
53:00 <couleurs> i made fantastic noodle, i'm a chef
53:00 <Maurice> Whats the rule
53:00 <Doodle> i dunno i'd rather not have me cock snapped off
53:00 <Doodle> [20:50] <Doodle> never enter in the bottom without asking
53:00 <Maurice> Lol
53:00 <Maurice> I have excellent timing when I join
53:00 <Doodle> ;)
54:00 <Skirmish> How about just never enter the bottom at all and just concentrate on the auto lubricating hole? 
54:00 <Doodle> boring
54:00 <WhoMadeWho> because that is bronze medal
54:00 <Maurice> Pfft, thats not how you make home made porn
54:00 <Clarkson> son of a bitch 
54:00 <WhoMadeWho> we aint here to get third place
55:00 <Skirmish> Lol Maurice 
55:00 <Doodle> lol
56:00 <Maurice> Now I've got that stupid Smashing Pumpkins song in my head
56:00 <Doodle> i have this in my head
56:00 <Skirmish> Which one? 
56:00 <Doodle> @mp3 SUMO - Booty Wood Pecker (feat. Detroit Grand Pubahs).mp3 (5.15MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:37)
56:00 <Maurice> Bullet with butterfly wings
56:00 <Maurice> Booty :o
57:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uVBd5_cEvs
57:00 <British^Meat> did kickasstorrents shut down or something?
57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: SUMO - BOOTY WOOD PECKER (feat. Detroit Grand Pubahs) Views: 12,028 Uploader: sumomusicvideo Uploaded: Dec 14, 2009 Duration: 3m45s Rating: 4.07
57:00 <Doodle> yes
57:00 <Doodle> busted
57:00 <Maurice> Yeah it got shut down
57:00 <British^Meat> oh wot
57:00 <Doodle> for having a fb page lol
57:00 <British^Meat> where do I dl my music from now?
57:00 <Doodle> zuckerberg gave the feds the deets
57:00 <British^Meat> fuck that seppo dik
58:00 <Maurice> Ok Doodle, no to that song
58:00 <Doodle> lmao
58:00 <Doodle> its gr8
58:00 <Skirmish> https://youtu.be/3srJeD0mJoE  <--- an oldie but still amusing. 
58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Papa Smurf - Can i Lick your ass! Views: 1,216,904 Uploader: EHalsen Uploaded: Feb 24, 2008 Duration: 3m39s Rating: 4.17
58:00 <Doodle> lol that video is older than me
58:00 <Doodle> its so old its on beta
59:00 <Skirmish> Was a single on 8 track? 
59:00 <Maurice> Why didn't I get crumpets when I was at woolies
59:00 <Maurice> What a rookie mistake
59:00 <Matthew> and all thisss loveee... rainbowww stylinggg
59:00 <President_Trump> Matthew what did u think of TRUMP's magnificent speech?
00:00 <Matthew> I thought you're a dickhead... and probably always will be
00:00 <President_Trump> ?
01:00 <Skirmish> Trump did a speech? I went to fap to his daughter and it must have finished by the time I came back. 
01:00 <President_Trump> lol i forgot Skirmish was a hillary cry baby
02:00 <Skirmish> Bamp bow. I hope trump wins. 
02:00 <President_Trump> bamp bow?
02:00 <Skirmish> = you're wrong. 
03:00 <Matthew> rockinnn 4 myselfff
03:00 <Doodle> hi Matthew
04:00 <Matthew> haiiii
04:00 <Doodle> hows it hanging
04:00 <Matthew> pretty loosely, you?
06:00 <Doodle> ye about the same thx
10:00 <Skirmish> Coffee tiem. 
10:00 <couleurs> Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:00 <British^Meat> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/13661931_10155016181313032_5947808289566808848_o.jpg
11:00 <British^Meat> me RN
12:00 <couleurs> hunting 4 pokeman
16:00 <stompin> hunting for milf
20:00 <British^Meat> GoldSpade
28:00 <WhoMadeWho> faux
29:00 <WhoMadeWho> fay ux ?
29:00 <faux> hello 
29:00 <WhoMadeWho> oh good....thought the internet was censoring my chat there for a minute
29:00 <TheRiddler> is it cold where you are faux
30:00 <Skirmish> Hell no. 
30:00 <faux> its not bad tbg
30:00 <stompin> hell dick,
30:00 <faux> tbh
30:00 <TheRiddler> ah ok
30:00 <stompin> how the lada Skirmish
30:00 <Skirmish> 26.1 degrees it got to here in Newcastle today. 
30:00 <Skirmish> stompin: Going about as well as that joke. 
31:00 <WhoMadeWho> forks.....i typed that ping thing.....and i was royally shunned from irc
31:00 <WhoMadeWho> had to reboot all and sundry to rejoin
31:00 <faux> lol
31:00 <faux> oh ok
31:00 <faux> Drama 
31:00 <WhoMadeWho> indeed
31:00 <Skirmish> I sprinkled drinking chocolate on top of my coffee. Best coffee ever. 
31:00 <WhoMadeWho> goodun though
32:00 <faux> im not in the mood for any cunt tonight
32:00 <Clarkson> im so fucking stupid if i got any stupid i would eat pie.
32:00 <British^Meat> the old /s?
32:00 <British^Meat> classic joke
32:00 <faux> so anypne who wants to start shit w someone else
32:00 <faux> can leave
32:00 <WhoMadeWho> yeah British^Meat.....i fell for it
32:00 <faux> tysm 4 listening 
32:00 <British^Meat> hah, yer me too, once
32:00 <WhoMadeWho> twas lols though
33:00 <WhoMadeWho> i did guffaw
33:00 <Skirmish> faux: What is wrong? 
33:00 <faux> nothing lol
33:00 <faux> imjust too chill 4 drama rn
33:00 <British^Meat> did you know: in the UK a guff is a fart
33:00 <Skirmish> British^Meat: How many pokemon do you have? 
33:00 <faux> so if someone wants to ruin me calm vibes
33:00 <faux> i will banish them
33:00 <Skirmish> faux: fairy muff
34:00 <WhoMadeWho> a fart
34:00 <faux> oui 
34:00 <President_Trump> GUMMY BEARS
34:00 <WhoMadeWho> that would make a guffaw jobbie.......  A FART SHIT
34:00 <British^Meat> i dont pokemon
34:00 <Skirmish> There is going to be a pokemon walk in Newcastle tonight. Wonder if they got more than the 1200 people they got first time. 
35:00 <British^Meat> pokemon broke as i left school, so i never watched it cheez tv
35:00 <British^Meat> never played it
35:00 <British^Meat> and cant stand it TBH
35:00 <Skirmish> British^Meat: My wife makes me pokemon so I can give her everything I have when trading becomes a thing. 
35:00 <British^Meat> its sort of a lie, coz i have the game, i have 3 pokemon
35:00 <British^Meat> but dont ask me what they are
35:00 <British^Meat> and i cant be fucked getting my phone right now
36:00 <British^Meat> ive had it for 2 weeks, and im level 2
36:00 <British^Meat> that shows u my dedication to it all
36:00 <Skirmish> There is some drama at the raaf base near here where I used to work because there is a pokestop and a pokegym on the base and it can't be accessed from public land. They have had people coming to the entrances demanding to be allowed in simply to play pokemon. 
37:00 <Skirmish> Only a matter of time before someone tries jumping a fence and complains when the Raaf police dog chews on them. 
37:00 <WhoMadeWho> strip search....cavity search........should solve the issue
38:00 <British^Meat> they all deserve backhands
38:00 <Skirmish> Did you see the news report about the reaction to a rare pokemon spawning in Central Park New York? Crazy! 
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <TheRiddler> it wasnt a rare
39:00 <Skirmish> Even crazier then if it was a common one. 
40:00 <TheRiddler> uncommon but not rare
40:00 <TheRiddler> I think it was charmander
40:00 <WhoMadeWho> perhaps pokemnan go should be linked to centrelink......put them all in a place where they could get a job
40:00 <Skirmish> I am level 8 with 42 pokemon just with doing it with the wife when we're in the car together. 
41:00 <WhoMadeWho> that would slow the game down
41:00 <British^Meat> been more than enough pokemong chat in here
41:00 <British^Meat> Geocaching is my jam atm
42:00 <British^Meat> WhoMadeWho u should geocahce
42:00 <Skirmish> It's quite interesting to see how everyone is reacting to it. Pro that it gets people outside and active. Con that it's being exploited by people already. 
42:00 <slower> would it make more sense for those peole to look for a life?
42:00 <British^Meat> ppl are sperging over it way too much.....
42:00 <slower> people
42:00 <British^Meat> 11 - 30 yrs olds
43:00 <Skirmish> People are making terrible decisions just to progress in the game. That's not the games fault though. 
43:00 <British^Meat> i mean shit, i liked Thundercats back in the day but im not gonna go mental for it if a game came out for it 2moro
43:00 <Skirmish> Read some nutter on facebook declaring that the company that made it will have 'blood on their hands' because people are walking into traffic concentrating on their phones. 
43:00 <TheRiddler> accelerated darwinism
44:00 <President_Trump> didnt u see the guy that crashed into a cop car playing pokemon?
44:00 <Skirmish> No but lol
44:00 <thestig> haha cop wasnt very happy
45:00 <Skirmish> I'd like to say that it will settle down over time but I don't think it will. 
45:00 <Skirmish> This is one of those things that will go on for a while and surge when they bring in new features. 
48:00 <Skirmish> Feel sorry for my son a bit. He's got no internet access on his phone so he can't pokemon with his mates. 
51:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.surfstitch.com/product/supra-skytop-hi-shoe-black-white
53:00 <couleurs> yea i'm wearing those rite now
54:00 <Skirmish> Gross shoes. 
54:00 <Skirmish> I got a school bag from that website once. 
55:00 <couleurs> J/K 
55:00 <couleurs> i've used that website tho, they're good esp when sales on
56:00 <Skirmish> Got a Billabong school bag with a zip section on the bottom that was waterproof to put a lunchbox that came with it or wet clothes. 
56:00 <Skirmish> Couldn't find it anywhere else. 
57:00 <TheRiddler> http://au.sportsdirect.com/iron-fist-iron-leopard-hi-top-mens-trainers-245045?colcode=24504599
57:00 <TheRiddler> for amelia
59:00 <faux> BiLLaBoNG
04:00 <couleurs> RaP CuRL
06:00 <TheRiddler> QUiCKSiLVeR
07:00 <Skirmish> I would have killed to have surf brand bags when I was at school. 
10:00 <couleurs> i had a no fear top and a stussy t shirt once i was the coolest kid on da blok
11:00 <MrMark> are we all pissed off our faces and naked yet?
11:00 <Skirmish> I never had any of that. Strict Army father that didn't see the point in buying expensive brands. 
13:00 <Skirmish> Now I'm grown and have a son I try buy him good quality brand stuff and he's not interested. 
14:00 <couleurs> what a bich
14:00 <couleurs> at least he can't play pokemon
16:00 <TheRiddler> http://au.sportsdirect.com/no-fear-elevate-shoe-mens-trainers--241448?colcode=24144822
16:00 <Skirmish> I am going to get him a new sim so he can. He's nearly 16yo now. 
16:00 <TheRiddler> how about these
16:00 <couleurs> CuTe
16:00 <TheRiddler> http://au.sportsdirect.com/no-fear-elevate-shoe-mens-trainers--241448?colcode=24144848
18:00 <faux> wtf
18:00 <faux> its 20.3 outside rn
18:00 <faux> HOW
18:00 <faux> ITS WINTER
18:00 <MrMark> noice!!
18:00 <faux> no not nice
18:00 <faux> im boiling
18:00 <MrMark> i love warm
19:00 <Skirmish> I've got the office air con going at summer settings. 
19:00 <faux> durinf the day ok but not at night
19:00 <faux> i was wondering why i was so hot
19:00 <faux> lol
19:00 <faux> thought i was dying 
21:00 <amelia> smasheh
22:00 <TheRiddler> hai 
22:00 <TheRiddler> did you see the link? 
22:00 <amelia> no sir pls show
23:00 <TheRiddler> I still cant decide on shoes
23:00 <TheRiddler>  http://au.sportsdirect.com/iron-fist-iron-leopard-hi-top-mens-trainers-245045?colcode=24504599
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not buying those btw
23:00 <TheRiddler> linked you because leopard print
24:00 <amelia> cereals gf will def like them
24:00 <Skirmish> Get a nice pair of Air Jordans if you want high tops.
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <couleurs> ;)
25:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.brandhousedirect.com.au/products/adidas-originals-hard-court-hi-mens#512101273 I was thinking of these or the no fear shoes
26:00 <Skirmish> Are you going to wear them with jeans? 
26:00 <Skirmish> Are you one of those people? 
27:00 <faux> girl youre amazin just the way you are
27:00 <faux> when i see your faceeee
27:00 <faux> theres not a thing that i would change
27:00 <TheRiddler> depends
27:00 <TheRiddler> I wear jeans/cargo pants
28:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjsnYmi4z0U
28:00 <Doodle> me irl
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28:00 <faux> cant click
28:00 <faux> singin
28:00 <faux> NOWTHAT SHES BACK IN THE ATMOSPHERE WITH DROPS OF JUPITER IN HER HAIRRRAIRRIAIRIRRRR
29:00 <Skirmish> I always knew you were a sneans person theriddler 
31:00 <TheRiddler> sneans person?
32:00 <faux> sneakers and jeans 
33:00 <TheRiddler> technically I only wear jeans to work or the day after
34:00 <TheRiddler> I wear cargos any other day
35:00 <TheRiddler> thank you brexit for making UK cheap again
35:00 <doctor> drops of jupiter would be quite deadly considering its chemical composition
35:00 <Skirmish> https://www.colorado.com.au/FARR-Brown-Crazyhorse-318002.aspx <---- Get these to wear with your jeans/cargos TheRiddler. Very comfy and look good. 
36:00 <Skirmish> Williams shoe shops sell them if you don't like buying shoes off the internet. 
36:00 <Doodle> jesus 
36:00 <Doodle> they are fucking revolting
36:00 <couleurs> lmao
37:00 <amelia> they look like dyke shoes
37:00 <Doodle> they look like girl's school shoes
37:00 <amelia> are you a dyke Skirmish
37:00 <TheRiddler> surely you be trollin
37:00 <Doodle> also i wear sneakers and jeans most days
37:00 <Skirmish> Dead serious I own a pair of those. 
37:00 <Doodle> whats wrong with that
37:00 <amelia> def dyke
37:00 <Doodle> except for summer when its sneakers and shorts
37:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: Now I understand why you don't like those shoes. 
38:00 <amelia> wots wrong wif jeans n sneakers
38:00 <faux> what the actual fucking shit dicks are they Skirmish 
38:00 <amelia> they are a staple outfit
38:00 <Doodle> i'm wearing them rn
38:00 <faux> like i knew you had the worst taste in shoes but they take the cake 
38:00 <faux> poz
38:00 <amelia> LeSBiaN SHoeS
38:00 <faux> pi
38:00 <faux> x
38:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.amazon.co.uk/DoGeek-Unisex-Silver-Trainers-Choose/dp/B01EZZU2K8/ref=sr_1_49?ie=UTF8&qid=1469190969&sr=8-49-spons&keywords=men+hi+tops+trainers&psc=1
38:00 <TheRiddler> :p
39:00 <Doodle> perv shoes
39:00 <faux> lllol
39:00 <faux> theyre so robotic
39:00 <amelia> the next person to posy shitty shoes gets a kick to the face
39:00 <TheRiddler> yep
39:00 <faux> from what ive seen so far riddlers taste in shoes isnt too bad
39:00 <faux> his srs links i mean
39:00 <Skirmish> What?! 
39:00 <faux> not leopard print an robot shoes
40:00 <faux> lol
40:00 <amelia> QUiTe FRaNKLY
40:00 <faux> lmao
40:00 <Skirmish> Well those colorado shoes are gloriously comfortable to wear and I have never seen a dyke wearing a pair so I am good. 
41:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
41:00 <Skirmish> All the dykes around here wear joggers and denim shorts. 
41:00 <Doodle> [22:40] <Skirmish> Well culottes are gloriously comfortable to wear and I have never seen a dyke wearing a pair so I am good. 
41:00 <amelia> ok you haf some hot dykes den
41:00 <Skirmish> What are culottes? 
41:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.amazon.co.uk/Osiris-Haunted-Skate-Trainers-Shoes-9/dp/B01CYFEFUO/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1469191292&sr=8-2&keywords=osiris+haunted
42:00 <TheRiddler> I want these but they're too small for me :(
42:00 <Doodle> comfy pants for fat women Skirmish
42:00 <amelia> bigfoot
42:00 <Skirmish> I googled. I wouldn't wear that. 
42:00 <Doodle> but comfortable
43:00 <amelia> you would
43:00 <TheRiddler> they're only 1 size smaller lol
43:00 <amelia> wif your lesbian shoes
43:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <Doodle> and some long socks
43:00 <Doodle> white ones
43:00 <amelia> whole dyke outfit goin on
43:00 <Clarkson> those rodeo minis were the fucking bomb
43:00 <Skirmish> Amelia has a whole chest of drawers full of culottes. 
43:00 <amelia> rugby top
43:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaha
43:00 <Doodle> truckers cap
43:00 <amelia> i do
43:00 <Doodle> nose ring
43:00 <amelia> i did haf a nose ring @ one stage
43:00 <Doodle> :/
43:00 <Skirmish> I don't own a rugby top lol
43:00 <Doodle> were u a dyke then?
43:00 <faux> pix of culottes
43:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.amazon.co.uk/Osiris-Shearling-Black-Trainers-Shoes-8/dp/B01786UNI2/ref=sr_1_44?ie=UTF8&qid=1469191339&sr=8-44&keywords=osiris+mens
44:00 <amelia> (my lesbian phase)
44:00 <TheRiddler> how about these amelia
44:00 <Doodle> how can u not know what culottes are
44:00 <faux> ok ash ur ruining my life
44:00 <Doodle> ie every womans uniform in the 90s
44:00 <faux> i said u had good taste
44:00 <amelia> i dun like dem
44:00 <amelia> but
44:00 <faux> pls dont ruin that
44:00 <amelia> you get whatever you like
44:00 <amelia> you the one wearing em
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <amelia> if you like em den get them
44:00 <faux> maybe hes buying a pair so u can share them
44:00 <Doodle> http://g01.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1QlbbHVXXXXbgXpXXq6xXFXXXu/New-font-b-Fashion-b-font-Women-Loose-Long-font-b-Culottes-b-font-Dot-Printed.jpg
44:00 <faux> dont be selfish
44:00 <Doodle> 1993 anyone
45:00 <Skirmish> Sif ask anyone besides me for advice on quality high top joggers TheRiddler. Everyone else has their taste in their lower intestine. 
45:00 <amelia> jus dont get the lesbian shoes
45:00 <TheRiddler> she doesn't share
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <amelia> capiche?
45:00 <faux> those pants are cute on her
45:00 <amelia> ash knows me so well
45:00 <faux> lol
45:00 <Doodle> yeah
45:00 <Doodle> but nobody who buys them looks like that
45:00 <Maurice> I'm so glad mum wouldn't buy me culottes
45:00 <Doodle> SEE
45:00 <Doodle> MAURICE KNOWS
45:00 <amelia> those pants not fuckin cute on her
45:00 <faux> KNiCKeRBoCKeRS
45:00 <Maurice> I asked but she said no, my current self thanks her past self
45:00 <amelia> maybe if cute is codeword for fuckin shit
45:00 <Doodle> they remind me of the blakeney twins Maurice
46:00 <Maurice> OMG LOL
46:00 <Maurice> I forgot about those two
46:00 <Doodle> pearl earrings big hair
46:00 <Doodle> red lippy
46:00 <Doodle> culottes
46:00 <Skirmish> The judgement in here is worse than high school! No wonder people have killed themselves after chatting on austnet. 
46:00 <faux> who has
46:00 <amelia> those people are weak
46:00 <Maurice> And one went into labour on neighbours her sister got the pains too
46:00 <faux> besides archaois
46:00 <Doodle> lmao ye
46:00 <Skirmish> I don't remember the nick they used.
46:00 <amelia> woah people actually have?
46:00 <Doodle> i bet it was mrs mangles doing
46:00 <faux> rip
46:00 <Doodle> she was a witch
47:00 <Maurice> She was a bitch
47:00 <Maurice> And a Bouncer stealer
47:00 <Doodle> from the neck up, she had the head of a horse
47:00 <amelia> generally the head is from the neck up
47:00 <faux> r we talkin bout sarah jessica parker
47:00 <Maurice> Theres logs of the dude from undernet who od'd on camera whilst on irc, they were egging him on to take more and his mum found him the next day
47:00 <Doodle> its a line from a tv show lol
47:00 <amelia> oh
47:00 <amelia> hahahaha
47:00 <Doodle> YOUR MUMMY WAS A WITCH
47:00 <Skirmish> amelia: At least one person has that I have heard about. Don't know if more.
47:00 <Doodle> FROM THE NECK UP SHE HAD THE HEAD OF A HORSE
47:00 <faux> jesus Maurice 
47:00 <Maurice> Lollll
47:00 <Doodle> noooooooooooo
47:00 <amelia> well thats fuckin shit
48:00 <faux> that sucks 
48:00 <Doodle> wtf who killed themselves after austnetting
48:00 <faux> people can be cruel
48:00 <Maurice> Mummy gave me me first smoke when I was 11
48:00 <Doodle> i call bullshit
48:00 <Maurice> I must say Linda, I'm surprised
48:00 <Maurice> Why Tom? You know I smoke
48:00 <Skirmish> Serenity knows who it was Doodle. 
48:00 <Doodle> i've been here for 20 years and i;ve never seen anyone top themselves
48:00 <amelia> i can imagine it would be someone like chris
48:00 <faux> i already said it fuck
48:00 <faux> archaios
48:00 <amelia> and people egging him on not thinkin it would result in anything
48:00 <Doodle> i can guarantee it wouldnt have been austnet that made whoever it was kill themself
49:00 <amelia> it would haf jus been the final straw
49:00 <faux> yeah i dont think it was irc
49:00 <faux> archaios was unstable 
49:00 <Maurice> This dude https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Brandon_Vedas
49:00 <Skirmish> All these accusations of being a dyke have pushed me close Doodle !!
49:00 <amelia> if she didn't get it from irc it would have been something else to tip her over
49:00 <Doodle> that article doesnt mention austnet
49:00 <Maurice> Down the bottom are links to the logs
49:00 <amelia> i don't think you're a dyke Skirmish
49:00 <amelia> jus your feet
49:00 <Maurice> No Doodle, I was talking about the undernet one
49:00 <Doodle> oh
50:00 <Skirmish> Doodle is the defender of Austnet. 
50:00 <amelia> oh
50:00 <Doodle> no i'm not
50:00 <amelia> auSTNeT DeFeNDeR
51:00 <Skirmish> Doodle, Defender of the Austnet Universe. *Voltron pose*
51:00 <faux> wtf
51:00 <amelia> Skirmish, wearer of dyke shoes *struts like a lesbian*
51:00 <faux> that said people voiced theit concerns
51:00 <faux> not egged him on
52:00 <amelia> stop saying egg
52:00 <Skirmish> Maurice was egging him on probably. 
52:00 <amelia> now hungry
52:00 <Skirmish> DO EEET! 
52:00 <faux> Egg
52:00 <amelia> Bread
52:00 <Maurice> I wasn't even there you numpty
52:00 <Maurice> I was busy getting ready to spawn by that stage
53:00 <Maurice> faux if you read the logs they did encourage him
53:00 <Maurice> Then it got to be too much, thats when they got concerned
53:00 <faux> Smoke2k> eat more [04:14] <Smoke2k> you pussy 
53:00 <faux> this cunt
54:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pony-Wings-FTR-55-White-LEATHER/dp/B00JA0MYHI/ref=sr_1_141?s=shoes&ie=UTF8&qid=1469191987&sr=1-141&keywords=mens+hi+tops
54:00 <TheRiddler> pony boys
54:00 <TheRiddler> look like sonic shoes
55:00 <Maurice> Fucking hell, you're worse than a woman
55:00 <Skirmish> I've stopped clicking your links. 
55:00 <Maurice> You've been looking at shoes for 3 days now, just fucking buy a pair
55:00 <Skirmish> Air Jordans or go away. 
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <British^Meat> do u play basket ball?
55:00 <British^Meat> if not, y do u want those shoes?
56:00 <British^Meat> youre not gonna wear em with jeans r u?
56:00 <British^Meat> sneans
58:00 <Skirmish> You wear them with jorts. 
59:00 <Skirmish> I was considering going back to playing social basketball when I was looking at a pair but my work schedule doesn't work with it. 
00:00 <faux> screw you Maurice 
00:00 <faux> i am now reading the guestbook from his obituary
00:00 <Maurice> Ok
00:00 <Serenity> what are jorts
00:00 <Maurice> Oh
00:00 <faux> and i am sobbing like a baby
00:00 <faux> http://m.legacy.com/guestbooks/azcentral/guestbook.aspx?n=Brandon-Carl-Vedas&pid=725033
00:00 <Skirmish> Jean-shorts
00:00 <faux> his dad keeps writing messages
00:00 <faux> omg
00:00 <faux> :(
00:00 <Maurice> Blame the undernet using for telling me about it
01:00 <Serenity> oh
01:00 <Serenity> gay
01:00 <Clarkson> i say dildo
01:00 <Maurice> It's sad to think his mum was home and didn't know
01:00 <Maurice> Otherwise could have saved him
01:00 <faux> yeah
01:00 <Skirmish> How old was he? 
01:00 <Serenity> ehos ded
01:00 <Serenity> wow.. who is dead 
01:00 <faux> his dads messages are making me  so sad
01:00 <faux> a guy on undernet sez who od'd
02:00 <faux> whilst chatting
02:00 <Serenity> oh :( 
02:00 <Serenity> thats sad
02:00 <faux> its an old story butnmauricecjust linked it
02:00 <faux> and now im crying like a bibby
03:00 <couleurs> i told u i was hardcore
03:00 <Serenity> i think i vaguely  remember 
03:00 <Serenity> i duno im fuzzy atm
03:00 <Maurice> Yeah Serenity we found out on undernet last yr some time
04:00 <Serenity> oh right
04:00 <faux> im more sad about his dads msgs on the obituary page than the actual stoy
04:00 <faux> story
05:00 <Serenity> i have morphine and oxy in me atm
05:00 <Serenity> @_@
05:00 <faux> lol
05:00 <faux> r u allowed to eat yet
05:00 <faux> or still liquid Crap
06:00 <Serenity> oh yer i ate a while ago
06:00 <Serenity> i had some jelly and ice cream nom
06:00 <Maurice> So after my HJs tragedy the other week I went today and tried again, this time I just said 'cheeseburger minus mustard add mayo'
06:00 <Maurice> AND GUESS WHAT
07:00 <Maurice> When I got it home, not only was there no mustard, there was also no pickle, win
07:00 <Serenity> lol
08:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.farfetch.com/uk/shopping/men/Myswear-Bond-Hi-top-sneakers-item-11327624.aspx?storeid=9939&size=27&origin=product-search&bfdqbt={keyword}&source={ifpla:pla}{ifpe:pe}&utm_source=stylight&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=cpc%20uk
08:00 <Maurice> I figured asking for minus pickle might be pushing too far
08:00 <TheRiddler> how are these over 2k
09:00 <faux> mmm pickle
09:00 <President_Trump> I AM THE LAW AND ORDER CANDIDATE
09:00 <faux> shut up
09:00 <faux> dont ruin my pickle moment
09:00 <faux> CLOSE YOUR EYES
09:00 <faux> MAKE A WISH
09:00 <faux> AND BLOW OUT THE CANDLELIGHT 
09:00 <couleurs> Bread Pitt
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <faux> its 11:11 make a wish everybudy
11:00 <faux> who isnt in perth
11:00 <TheRiddler> it's 9.11 here
12:00 <TheRiddler> be a bad wish I think
13:00 <faux> THATS WHY I SAID EVERYBODY WHO ISNT IN PERTH
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
15:00 <faux> hi k8
15:00 <faux> urb l8
15:00 <faux> ur*
15:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
16:00 <faux> lol fuck what did couleurs call kate that made menlaugh so bad yesti
16:00 <faux> couleurs help
16:00 <Maurice> Koala something
17:00 <couleurs> kathmandu_koala
17:00 <Maurice> (20:33:03) (couleurs): hi katmanduh_koala01
17:00 <couleurs> or katmanduh_koala01
17:00 <faux> LOL
17:00 <couleurs> ye
17:00 <faux> lmaoo
17:00 <faux> fuck
17:00 <faux> im delicious 
17:00 <faux> uh
17:00 <faux> delirious
17:00 <faux> so tired rn
17:00 <couleurs> me 2
19:00 <Doodle> me2
20:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/parents-create-enchanting-harry-potter-nursery-for-their-little-wizard_us_57910d99e4b0bdddc4d393bd?ir=Good+News&ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000023&section=us_good-news
20:00 <TheRiddler> kk's fake baby room
20:00 <TheRiddler> :p
20:00 <Serenity> gosh peeing takes like 3 days
23:00 <President_Trump> how u babe?
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd @ that room
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai peeps
24:00 <faux> I WANT THAT ROOM
24:00 <faux> ash did u see the mario kart one
24:00 <Student> No room for error
25:00 <TheRiddler> nope
25:00 <faux> scrolll down
25:00 <faux> and clicky
25:00 <TheRiddler> ok
26:00 <TheRiddler> cool
26:00 <TheRiddler> just need to turn that cot into a kart
26:00 <TheRiddler> too
26:00 <TheRiddler> or something
27:00 <faux> lol
27:00 <TheRiddler> maybe when he gets older they give him 1
27:00 <TheRiddler> from a racing bed
27:00 <faux> an a banana on the floor
27:00 <faux> and*
28:00 <faux> some c4
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
31:00 <President_Trump> TOBLERONE
33:00 <faux> HAM AND CHEESE CROISSANT 
34:00 <couleurs> Bread Pitt
34:00 <Serenity> i had a ham n cheese  sanga and it was the best ever
35:00 <faux> yum
35:00 <faux> was it toasted
35:00 <Skirmish> I am going to heat up a pre-made toasty. 
35:00 <President_Trump> not as good as faux's HAM AND CHEESE CROISSANT 
35:00 <Skirmish> Well, toast it, not heat it up.
36:00 <faux> ew Skirmish 
36:00 <faux> oh
36:00 <faux> good
36:00 <faux> toasties must be eaten fresh
36:00 <couleurs> Toasty !
37:00 <Skirmish> It was made earlier just needs to be toasted now in the press. 
38:00 <faux> good
39:00 <President_Trump> lol pre made toasty
40:00 <Maurice> Technically it's just a sandwich before he toasts it
42:00 <President_Trump> no
42:00 <President_Trump> it's a toasty that he reheats
43:00 <Maurice> Only if it's previously been toasted
44:00 <ShadowLurker> its only a CAMEL FOOTS
45:00 <faux> lmao
49:00 <couleurs> Bread Pitt
49:00 <Maurice> faux, your kid today goes 'why do the top of boobs look like a butt? If they didn't have nipples they'd look just like one'
49:00 <Clarkson> two of the most pathetic cunts in the same song?
50:00 <faux> LOL
50:00 <faux> fuck i love him
51:00 <Maurice> He wandered off in the shop today and I go to the other kid 'wheres your brother?' and this guy goes 'he's lost' and without thinking I go 'I'm not that lucky'
55:00 <couleurs> man utd vs dortmund is on in china 
55:00 <Skirmish> There is a book called 'Birth without violence'. I don't get it. What violence occurs at birth? 
55:00 <President_Trump> what ch?
55:00 <couleurs> 9
55:00 <couleurs> 4-1
56:00 <President_Trump> '
56:00 <President_Trump> ?
56:00 <couleurs> lol man utd
57:00 <Skirmish> Hmmm Salami toasty.
57:00 <Maurice> When you punch the dude in the nuts coz he caused you pain?
59:00 <under> salami
59:00 <under> lol
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