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42:00 <philosopher[{x}]> it gives everyone a bad image
46:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/369VSyh.jpg
47:00 <Student> funny 
50:00 <philosopher[{x}]> Student beta how do you survive tha last taliban attack there
53:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8GgunjEJA8
53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ice Cube - Gangsta Rap Made Me Do It (Official Video) Views: 1,268,767 Uploader: SouthCentralChannel Uploaded: Sep 5, 2015 Duration: 4m43s Rating: 4.90
57:00 <Student> beta no problem here
05:00 <philosopher[{x}]> is afridi slept with your wife also
05:00 <philosopher[{x}]> he sure did with mine
10:00 <Student> oops
11:00 <philosopher[{x}]> nothing to be ops about she asked for my permission to visit him at a hotel while i was at work in a 7/11 somewhere in melbourne
15:00 <Student> so he slept with your wife and you are ok with that?
20:00 <dematerialised> gangsta wrap made me do it
20:00 <dematerialised> amelia, bark twice if you're in milwaukee
21:00 <amelia> ruff ruff
21:00 <dematerialised> thank christ for that
21:00 <amelia> :D
23:00 <Student> :)
24:00 <Student> nice pet
24:00 <dematerialised> amelia is not my pet, she is a strong independent woman
24:00 <Student> very well and she likes to bark on request
24:00 <Student> i can see the ORIGINALITY in that 
25:00 <dematerialised> dammit amelia you know i don't speak spanish
26:00 <amelia> you need to watch more dora the explorer
26:00 <philosopher[{x}]> Student question is afridi had a wife back then, so how could you cheat with your wife
26:00 <dematerialised> I would get annoyed at Dora.
26:00 <amelia> wot about Boots
27:00 <dematerialised> is that the monkey?
27:00 <dematerialised> i don't know enough about dora to make an educated decision
27:00 <amelia> you know nuzzink
27:00 <philosopher[{x}]> im happy i met norell, no guilt attacted
27:00 <dematerialised> this is true
27:00 <dematerialised> heil himler
27:00 <amelia> I was near your krispy kremes again tonight
28:00 <dematerialised> I wasn't, I was at home getting fat.
28:00 <amelia> yum
28:00 <dematerialised> indeed
28:00 <dematerialised> i ate far too many donuts last week anyway
28:00 <dematerialised> enough for a lifetime
29:00 <philosopher[{x}]> Daddy rooting so many mummies everytime
29:00 <Serenity> fuck you an dyour krispy kreme doughnuts
29:00 <dematerialised> get mad son
29:00 <dematerialised> r u mad?
29:00 <dematerialised> y r u mad
29:00 <dematerialised> calm down plz
30:00 <philosopher[{x}]> i want make a tajmahal for norell on the mars
30:00 <dematerialised> i want to run a freight train over your temples
30:00 <amelia> Have you tried topd up donuts
30:00 <dematerialised> Nah, friend told me about them though.
30:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP ABOUT DOUGHNUTS
30:00 <dematerialised> apparently they are the original OGs of donuts
30:00 <philosopher[{x}]> there were one dougnut shop near footscray station by greek fellows
31:00 <amelia> they are pretty damn amazing
31:00 <dematerialised> so I have been told
31:00 <philosopher[{x}]> it was operating for many years since the day i arrived until the day i left still there
31:00 <amelia> do you have instagram
31:00 <dematerialised> negative
31:00 <amelia> you too Serenity
32:00 <Serenity> i do
32:00 <amelia> Look up cafe2twentyfour
32:00 <amelia> the food mmmmm
32:00 <dematerialised> in belmont?
32:00 <amelia> yah belmont
32:00 <dematerialised> i think ive seen it before
32:00 <philosopher[{x}]> being quiet didnt help to survive in a rugged land
32:00 <dematerialised> never been in though
32:00 <amelia> theres a pic of donuts in there mmmmmmm
32:00 <Maurice> 20 likes on instafuck
32:00 <Serenity> holy snapping duckshit
33:00 <dematerialised> was in belmonster last week delivering some whitegoods
33:00 <dematerialised> probably why i recognise the name
33:00 <philosopher[{x}]> my irc will not work until tomorrow night again
33:00 <Serenity> i go past  all the time never been in
33:00 <Serenity> never will i spose
34:00 <amelia> yah i don't like stepping foot in the south, but for cafe2twentyfour i will make exceptions
34:00 <Serenity> there used to be this indian place there until not long ago
34:00 <dematerialised> haha
34:00 <TheRiddler> hai ameelio
34:00 <TheRiddler> how was the date
35:00 <amelia> haiiii
35:00 <Serenity> https://www.instagram.com/p/BDCU3ikGRJR/
35:00 <amelia> I ate a fried cricket n drank a tequila
35:00 <Serenity> want
35:00 <Serenity> so much
35:00 <amelia> so yah i guess you could say it went pretty well
35:00 <dematerialised> one tequila two tequila three tequila floor
35:00 <TheRiddler> cool
35:00 <amelia> Yesssssssssss serenity you seen their milkyshakes?
35:00 <TheRiddler> how was the cricket
36:00 <amelia> terrible
36:00 <TheRiddler> what happen to burritos
36:00 <amelia> I freaked out with it in my mouth
36:00 <Serenity> yes this
36:00 <philosopher[{x}]> after ten at coles you get bbq chicken 1/4 of a price
36:00 <Serenity> https://www.instagram.com/p/BC_wvVUmRGi/
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <amelia> and felt like it was jumping around
36:00 <dematerialised> its food that really comes alive!
36:00 <philosopher[{x}]> get a bigM banana 2lt
36:00 <TheRiddler> apparently choclate covered crickets are nice
36:00 <Serenity> id vomit so hard if i ate something like that
36:00 <Serenity> what has my life become (:
36:00 <amelia> den i couldn't bring myself to crunch into him so i quickly swallowed it
36:00 <Serenity> :(
36:00 <dematerialised> sometimes you just have to swallow and get it over with
37:00 <dematerialised> :3
37:00 <amelia> my friend was eating dem like m&ms
37:00 <philosopher[{x}]> just steam veggies only sezz
37:00 <Serenity> fuck off beehhh ill steam your head
37:00 <TheRiddler> did it gross you out?
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <philosopher[{x}]> my head was cut
37:00 <amelia> mmmm i want day gaytime milkyshake
37:00 <Maurice> Maybe your dates should take you somewhere other than the park
37:00 <Maurice> No crickets
37:00 <amelia> nahhh didn't gross me out
37:00 <TheRiddler> day gaytime
37:00 <amelia> we went el publico
37:00 <TheRiddler> from kfc?
37:00 <amelia> in mt lawley
37:00 <philosopher[{x}]> ruby likes kfc too
38:00 <TheRiddler> I once used strawberry golden gaytime in a smoothie
38:00 <philosopher[{x}]> she dont like maccas
38:00 <dematerialised> i saw "i once used" and instantly averted my eyes
38:00 <amelia> I didn't know there was strawberry gaytimes
38:00 <Serenity> https://www.instagram.com/p/BBCivr4mRK1/
38:00 <Serenity> holy
38:00 <Serenity> fuck
38:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
38:00 <Serenity> amelia why
38:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahaha
38:00 <amelia> my bad
38:00 <philosopher[{x}]> hope she goes to heaven
38:00 <Serenity> you're trying to sabotage me arent you you bastard
38:00 <TheRiddler> they released strawberry, chocolate, and mint flavours
39:00 <amelia> it all looks so damn amazing
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <dematerialised> only embers remaiiiiiin!
39:00 <philosopher[{x}]> http://s3-media4.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/FoMLMBWmgeYlOqD3NPEBMQ/o.jpg
39:00 <TheRiddler> that pancake looks crazy
40:00 <TheRiddler> I bet it tastes great
40:00 <Serenity> i have this weird thing where i like to look at food now
40:00 <Serenity> like good instas or videos on youtube
40:00 <amelia> yah i even look up food whilst at work
40:00 <Serenity> stops me putting it in my head
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <philosopher[{x}]> im trying to loose weight lately
40:00 <dematerialised> sezz is like White Goodman from GloboGym
40:00 <dematerialised> one day someone's gonna walk in and she's got a pizza down her pants
41:00 <Serenity> that means nmothing to me ill assume youre being a cunt
41:00 <dematerialised> uncultured swine
41:00 <Maurice> It's from Dodgeball
41:00 <amelia> i had parmy tonight wif toblerone cocktail
41:00 <TheRiddler> atm I'm watching this anime called Majikoi oh! samurai girls
41:00 <amelia> clearly not giving a fuck about diet
41:00 <dematerialised> toblerone cocktail?
41:00 <philosopher[{x}]> http://www.sobeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/salmon-broccoli-gratin.jpg
41:00 <dematerialised> please go on
41:00 <dematerialised> also sezz please stop being so sour
41:00 <dematerialised> ive not been mean to you at all
41:00 <amelia> its jus basically chocolate creamy cocktail
42:00 <TheRiddler> it's about a bunch of fighting girls that are in love with a guy
42:00 <dematerialised> oic
42:00 <dematerialised> i *still* havent had any easter eggs or choc or anything
42:00 <dematerialised> i have failed in my mission
42:00 <Serenity> fucking parmy
42:00 <philosopher[{x}]> bitter butter better brother
42:00 <Serenity> hnnggg
42:00 <amelia> i am super surprised at that
42:00 <Serenity> ive been dying for a parmy or good schnitty
42:00 <TheRiddler> 1 of the girls replaced all the faces in the guys porn mags with her face
43:00 <amelia> mmmmmmm
43:00 <amelia> schnitty
43:00 <TheRiddler> and made a porn game about her for him
43:00 <philosopher[{x}]> i always pick the wrong cousine
43:00 <dematerialised> my ladyfriend is also partial to a good parmy
43:00 <Serenity> veal schnitty tho
43:00 <Serenity> not this chicken nonsense
43:00 <amelia> whodahexagon isn't partial to a parmy
43:00 <philosopher[{x}]> veal is a babycow
43:00 <dematerialised> your head is
43:00 <amelia> aw i luff chicken schnitty tho veal is also a güd time
43:00 <Serenity> thanks ray marten
44:00 <Serenity> martin?
44:00 <dematerialised> yeah
44:00 <TheRiddler> I dont really like chicken schnitty
44:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
44:00 <amelia> leave
44:00 <amelia> now
44:00 <TheRiddler> thing because they tend to end up dry or something
44:00 <philosopher[{x}]> i was vomitting acid on lowie
44:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/cafe2twentyfour/info/?tab=overview
44:00 <Serenity> boom
45:00 <TheRiddler> *maybe
45:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/970469_1272641022751069_7451171971842143187_n.jpg?oh=323a436f3ad153463a855c64efcf3381&oe=57929378
45:00 <Serenity> i want to head butt that
45:00 <amelia> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
45:00 <TheRiddler> what is the first row
46:00 <philosopher[{x}]> i used to make dougnuts at laurent bakey clyton
46:00 <amelia> malteaser
46:00 <TheRiddler> oh
46:00 <Serenity> ^
46:00 <dematerialised> you did no such thing beehhh
46:00 <TheRiddler> it looks different
46:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker you're taking me there so i can look at the food and cry in front of the counter
46:00 <Serenity> ok
46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
46:00 <philosopher[{x}]> dematerialised 30km drive from coburg to back
46:00 <dematerialised> i bet you tell all these straya stories to your street whores to get them in bed
47:00 <TheRiddler> the apple crumble donut at kk is my favourite
47:00 <dematerialised> yeah its pretty good
47:00 <Serenity> ive never had one :(
47:00 <philosopher[{x}]> i been telling you the same dematerialised, but you never listen
47:00 <Serenity> but i would kick babies for an original glazed right now
47:00 <amelia> kk cannot compete
47:00 <philosopher[{x}]> now come bed with me good girl dematerialised
47:00 <dematerialised> i havent had a good eclaire in ages
47:00 <amelia> kk not even worth it
48:00 <amelia> soon as you have a bite you'd be like fuck dis
48:00 <dematerialised> beehhh you can't afford my pussy baby
48:00 <dematerialised> i'll let you touch my willy for $5
48:00 <philosopher[{x}]> no cocks no talks bby
48:00 <TheRiddler> I've been eating to food at the new sushi place
48:00 <TheRiddler> after work
48:00 <Serenity> i couldnt eat one without being sick anyway
48:00 <Serenity> any time i eat anything sweet im sick for hours
48:00 <philosopher[{x}]> i will pay you fifty if you let me suck it
48:00 <dematerialised> do you have a Jaws down there Riddler?
48:00 <TheRiddler> today was brown rice tuna and avo 
48:00 <TheRiddler> where?
48:00 <dematerialised> albs
49:00 <TheRiddler> but where in albs?
49:00 <dematerialised> dunno
49:00 <dematerialised> anywhere
49:00 <dematerialised> i asked do you lol
49:00 <dematerialised> next time you're in Perth, go to Jaws
49:00 <philosopher[{x}]> i dont know how to suck a pussy
49:00 <dematerialised> take at least $100 with you
49:00 <amelia> philosopher[{x}] clearly most useless person on earth
49:00 <amelia> leave
49:00 <amelia> now
49:00 <dematerialised> immediately
49:00 <dematerialised> lol
49:00 <dematerialised> get outta my head charles
50:00 <amelia> ahahaha
50:00 <TheRiddler> oh
50:00 <TheRiddler> no
50:00 <TheRiddler> we just got ishushi
50:00 <dematerialised> a fairymuff
50:00 <TheRiddler> in the plaza
50:00 <Serenity> i want to knowwhats going through his mind
50:00 <dematerialised> The Gap is still closed so I haven't been down in a while
50:00 <dematerialised> and Amity just got bought out by country comfort
50:00 <dematerialised> so its probably shit now
50:00 <TheRiddler> damn
50:00 <Serenity> is he like those talking animals who just say words.. or is he having conscious thought
50:00 <TheRiddler> probably
50:00 <Maurice> Lol
50:00 <philosopher[{x}]> oh just cause im into same-sex lover
51:00 <Maurice> Be like that cocky
51:00 <Maurice> SARAH THE FOOTBALLS ON
51:00 <TheRiddler> stay at dog rock
51:00 <Maurice> 4 BED RATS
51:00 <Serenity> hahah
51:00 <dematerialised> never stayed there before
51:00 <TheRiddler> it's probably a decent
51:00 <TheRiddler> place
51:00 <dematerialised> tell you what though, i stayed at emu point
51:00 <dematerialised> never again
51:00 <dematerialised> haha
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <TheRiddler> emu point caravan park
51:00 <TheRiddler> ?
51:00 <dematerialised> um not sure
51:00 <dematerialised> it was only motels
51:00 <TheRiddler> oh
51:00 <dematerialised> it might be a part now
51:00 <dematerialised> park
52:00 <TheRiddler> I dont know if the caravan park is still there actually
52:00 <dematerialised> ima google it
52:00 <philosopher[{x}]> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAFhmic4hBk
52:00 <TheRiddler> the caravan park was a really old place
52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Prince - Purple Rain Karaoke with Lyrics HD Vocal-Star Karaoke Views: 54,290 Uploader: Vocal Star Karaoke Uploaded: Aug 19, 2015 Duration: 5m2s Rating: 4.78
52:00 <Trevor> hold it now
52:00 <Trevor> who cares?
52:00 <TheRiddler> next to the harbor
52:00 <Trevor> oh wait, you two dipshits
52:00 <Trevor> carry on
52:00 <dematerialised> nah the holiday park is still there appparently
52:00 <dematerialised> i stayed at the motels
52:00 <dematerialised> ghetto spec
52:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
53:00 <Serenity> I just had a mother fucking ant on me
53:00 <TheRiddler> I think my sister cleans at one of them
53:00 <dematerialised> ah fair enough
53:00 <TheRiddler> what kind of ant
53:00 <TheRiddler> lol
53:00 <Serenity> the ant kind
53:00 <Serenity> i dunno those little black fuckers that come in when its hot
53:00 <Serenity> this nigga must be lost cause its freezing
54:00 <TheRiddler> lol oh dear now she's doing a porn video for him
54:00 <philosopher[{x}]> ok now i go practice my eilts listening
55:00 <dematerialised> practice holding your breath for as long as you can. use a noose if you wanna cheat a little bit
55:00 <dematerialised> trust me, im a dolphin
55:00 <philosopher[{x}]> i used to do that underneat the albert park aquatic centre
56:00 <philosopher[{x}]> you're passing another fox...
57:00 <Trevor> I ran over another fox
58:00 <philosopher[{x}]> it was a roo dont lie to is
58:00 <philosopher[{x}]> poor animal Trevor such pity on you
58:00 <TheRiddler> japanese penis festival
58:00 <Trevor> a roo would have done some damage, detective dipshit
59:00 <philosopher[{x}]> once a guy ran over a sleeping alien on the highway
00:00 <Trevor> ah yes, seems legit
00:00 <Trevor> imate that you're a complete moron
01:00 <philosopher[{x}]> https://www.facebook.com/anchornz
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol phallic candy
04:00 <Trevor> bushmills is really nice mixed with coke, far better than most others priced around the same
04:00 <Trevor> but fuck its horrible when its neat
05:00 <dematerialised> your head is really nice when mixed with concrete
05:00 <Trevor> R U THREATENING ME
05:00 <dematerialised> mate i will bash you
05:00 <philosopher[{x}]> my town was built on a mega slum
06:00 <dematerialised> get my biker club mates to come around your house and say kind things to you
06:00 <Trevor> http://imgur.com/96uXkP4
08:00 <philosopher[{x}]> arent they all behind bars since qld ex premier had quarrel with them
08:00 <philosopher[{x}]> the  fuck his name i forgor
08:00 <dematerialised> i dont live in queensland you sorry excuse for a deportee
08:00 <Trevor> dematerialised, i didnt realize ur saemon
08:00 <dematerialised> i dont even live in australia
09:00 <dematerialised> im malay you idiot
09:00 <Trevor> ive been waiting years 4 ur biker mates
09:00 <Trevor> tell them they're late
09:00 <dematerialised> i miss saemon
09:00 <philosopher[{x}]> they are all hiding in tweedheads
09:00 <philosopher[{x}]> got evicted out off gold coast
09:00 <philosopher[{x}]> nomens zone
10:00 <Trevor> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_F_Word_%28South_Park%29 <-- hopefully that happens in qld too
13:00 <philosopher[{x}]> palmer vs campbell
13:00 <dematerialised> you versus road train
13:00 <philosopher[{x}]> you vs seahorse can
14:00 <philosopher[{x}]> if the super fast train goes along the pacific, it could be another disaster
14:00 <philosopher[{x}]> should go thru inland eg new england via tamworth
29:00 <Tiggier> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10357169_10154590146386840_5164133557050230794_n.jpg?oh=960ed5e077829b253c55747833ae0f39&oe=578FACB4
36:00 <philosopher[{x}]> http://imgur.com/a/4w8tX
43:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/4CioD.jpg nsfw
59:00 <philosopher[{x}]> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6jp_MKI_6w
59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Les MisÃ©rables - Look Down Views: 1,895,503 Uploader: Roshan Kumar Uploaded: Jul 16, 2013 Duration: 3m43s Rating: 4.80
05:00 <philosopher[{x}]> yay to west indies
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> freak
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
44:00 <Matthew> yawnnn
44:00 <Matthew> Doodle
55:00 <philosopher[{x}]> http://imgur.com/a/U7dMW
56:00 <Matthew> umm... who is this
57:00 <philosopher[{x}]> http://imgur.com/a/Txhvo its me
58:00 <philosopher[{x}]> btw ten years
58:00 <Doodle> rofl
58:00 <philosopher[{x}]> yesterday i turned 40
59:00 <Doodle> may as well end it now
59:00 <Matthew> not quite understanding the need to post this online...
00:00 <Matthew> happy birthday, btw ... but the photos/licenses etc
00:00 <Doodle> he always posts shit about himself nobody cares about
00:00 <faux> what a gorgeous man
00:00 <Doodle> O_o
01:00 <Matthew> oh dear
01:00 <Matthew> CRUSH...
01:00 <Doodle> is it cruel to go outside and kill a cricket just cos its noisy and pissing me off
01:00 <faux> no
01:00 <Doodle> the fuckin thing thinks he is the who
01:00 <abortion> good luck finding it
01:00 <Doodle> turned up to 11
01:00 <faux> set that shit on fire
01:00 <Doodle> i know where it is
01:00 <Matthew> you should pick it up gently and place it in an alternative location so not to annoy you
01:00 <Matthew> or to kill local wildlife
01:00 <Doodle> obv he is desperate for a root thats why he is so noisy
02:00 <Doodle> lol crickets arent local wildlife
02:00 <faux> is that why you yell at me
02:00 <faux> LOL
02:00 <Doodle> yes
02:00 <Doodle> DO ME
02:00 <faux> ily
02:00 <Doodle> DO ME NOW
02:00 <Doodle> <3
02:00 <Matthew> you shouldn't destroy any animals tbh
02:00 <Matthew> except for mice or rats
02:00 <Doodle> its not an animal
02:00 <Doodle> its an insect
02:00 <abortion> burnses, it burnses
02:00 <Matthew> it is part of the living animal kingdom
02:00 <Doodle> dude
03:00 <faux> how does it benefit us in any way
03:00 <Doodle> i used to work in wildlife conservation, a dead cricket is not going to upset the balance of the universe
03:00 <faux> LOL
03:00 <Matthew> don't "dude" me ... this isn't 1991
03:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Scatterbrain - Don't Call Me Dude.mp3 (6.01MB 128kbps Stereo 6:33)
03:00 <abortion> fucking butterflies
03:00 <abortion> hurricane producers
03:00 <Matthew> well I am suggesting you move it gently to an alternative location
03:00 <Matthew> that's all
04:00 <abortion> eat it
04:00 <Doodle> i'll just let the cat eat it
04:00 <faux> feed it to rooster 
04:00 <abortion> they do in Thailand
04:00 <Doodle> ye
04:00 <Doodle> he loves that shit
04:00 <faux> oh
04:00 <philosopher[{x}]> irony is i got betrayed and was unexpected by you lots
04:00 <Doodle> k
04:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdYWuo9OFAw
04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Goo Goo Dolls - "Iris" [Official Music Video] Views: 72,706,626 Uploader: Goo Goo Dolls Uploaded: Feb 26, 2010 Duration: 3m36s Rating: 4.93
04:00 <Doodle> do not like
05:00 <Matthew> sorry "dude"
05:00 <Doodle> i already heard it on the radio when i was in the shower this morn
05:00 <Doodle> lol u can call me dude i dont care
05:00 <Doodle> i've been called much worse
05:00 <faux> pix
05:00 <Matthew> no. I will call you dudele.
05:00 <Doodle> \o/
05:00 <Doodle> /U\
05:00 <Doodle> ok
05:00 <faux> of billy and willy
05:00 <Doodle> i will call u cuntface
05:00 <Matthew> UMM EXCUSE FUCKING ME
05:00 <Doodle> lmao
06:00 <Doodle> did your knickers tighten just then
06:00 <Matthew> yes in a HUGE way
06:00 <Doodle> i noticed
06:00 <Serenity> jimmies rustled
06:00 <philosopher[{x}]> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZYxZW-3dos
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bhutan 2014 - the last paradise | Canon EOS 70D Views: 107,692 Uploader: Travfi Films Uploaded: Nov 3, 2014 Duration: 6m11s Rating: 4.93
06:00 <Doodle> ye
06:00 <philosopher[{x}]> i will move to bhutan
06:00 <philosopher[{x}]> study at royale bhutan uni
06:00 <Matthew> I am going to meet a random gay couple tonight who are going to South Africa for a month and my mutual friend suggested, because I live two streets away, to 'animal sit'
06:00 <Doodle> i was going to buy a mazda BHUTANother car took my attention
07:00 <faux> .
07:00 <Doodle> :D
07:00 <philosopher[{x}]> ,
07:00 <Matthew> threesome??
07:00 <faux> daddle
07:00 <Doodle> ehehe
07:00 <faux> ,
07:00 <philosopher[{x}]> you guys might be rich but empty in soul
07:00 <Doodle> lol
07:00 <Doodle> loool
07:00 <Doodle> oh no
07:00 <Doodle> me soul
08:00 <faux> lol
08:00 <faux> seoul
08:00 <Matthew> oh god... wise words from Confucious over here
08:00 <Serenity> mmm 3 some will be like a medieval combat
08:00 <Doodle> oh ngeo me seoul
08:00 <faux> lmao
08:00 <Doodle> @mp3 PSY - Gangnam Style.mp3 (8.54MB 64kbps Mono 18:39)
08:00 <Serenity> ON GUARD
08:00 <Doodle> en guarde
08:00 <philosopher[{x}]> God lives in the wood
08:00 <Doodle> <3 u
08:00 <Matthew> They are in their "late 30s" so perhaps a little too old for me
09:00 <Doodle> ageist
09:00 <faux> oN GuaRD
09:00 <Serenity> i dont speak foreign calm you tits
09:00 <Doodle> haha
12:00 <faux> calm you tits
12:00 <philosopher[{x}]> i will bring norell with me to bhutan from borneo
12:00 <Matthew> sounds great champ
12:00 <Serenity> i will kick faux directly in her neck in about 3.6 seconds
12:00 <Doodle> calmer vos seins
12:00 <philosopher[{x}]> i will hold her for you
12:00 <faux> lmao
12:00 <Serenity> who am i kidding i can barely walk right now
12:00 <Doodle> eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sexy laydeeeeee
12:00 <faux> i will fart directly in your ear
12:00 <Matthew> the awkward moment when your friend logs into their YouTube account on your phone but forgets to log out... now you can see their 'search' lists and 'watched' lists
12:00 <Serenity> ill stick my foot up that arse of yours if you fart anywhere near me
12:00 <faux> So aWKWaRD
12:00 <faux> prrt
12:00 <philosopher[{x}]> i had premature ejaculation while getting root by a shemale
12:00 <Matthew> "how to become more self confident"
12:00 <faux> LOL
12:00 <Serenity> fuck sake beehhh
12:00 <Doodle> :/
12:00 <Matthew> "how to hack into an iphone without icloud details"
12:00 <Matthew> ffs
12:00 <Doodle> my nephew always looks at youtube shit when i'm signed in at my parents place
12:00 <Doodle> god he listens to some shitty music
12:00 <Student> Greetings
12:00 <faux> Salutations
12:00 <Serenity> oh look its tweedle twat and tweedle dumb
13:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Icy Blu - Pump It (Nice 'n' Hard).mp3 (3.01MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:16)
13:00 <Matthew> http://s14.postimg.org/xo8bk3d0x/Full_Size_Render.jpg
13:00 <abortion> lol joint stereo, everything is because it helps compression
14:00 <Doodle> its just a script
14:00 <Doodle> get ova it
14:00 <abortion> yeah its a lame script
14:00 <Serenity> who does that child belong to
14:00 <abortion> MSN messenger days man
14:00 <abortion> gotta tell people what you're listening too
14:00 <Matthew> that is my newest nephew! isn't he cute??
14:00 <Serenity> calm down abortion
14:00 <Serenity> ohh very cute Matthew
15:00 <abortion> Are you referring to my emotional state?
15:00 <philosopher[{x}]> i hope india dont win but the umpire on their favor
15:00 <Serenity> mate i dont know Im full of lunch and ready for a nap
15:00 <philosopher[{x}]> same like they migrate to aust in bulk
16:00 <abortion> ok...
16:00 <Matthew> http://s10.postimg.org/fu5f9qoa1/Full_Size_Render_1.jpg
16:00 <Matthew> eeeek so happy
16:00 <Doodle> @mp3 2Pac - I Don't Give A Fuck.mp3 (5.62MB 192kbps Stereo 4:05)
16:00 <abortion> Chances are usually not good. You're the first one to put my ass on the hot hood
16:00 <philosopher[{x}]> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8BMm6Jn6oU
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Purple Rain Prince AVI Views: 9,582,188 Uploader: Casusa Ribeiro Uploaded: Nov 6, 2010 Duration: 4m24s Rating: 4.82
17:00 <abortion> haha I heard the lyrics wrong
17:00 <Matthew> i wanna feel what love isss... i know you can showww meeeeee...
19:00 <philosopher[{x}]> men are more emotional than others
20:00 <philosopher[{x}]> is that you Matthew
20:00 <Matthew> emotional?
20:00 <philosopher[{x}]> the kid
20:00 <abortion> wut
21:00 <philosopher[{x}]> Matthew is an emotional kid
21:00 <abortion> Kid like that on IRC, would a 1 in a billion kid
21:00 <Matthew> yes... because an 8 month old would really be of the mental age to master a MacBook
22:00 <abortion> its Alia of the Knife
22:00 <abortion> Born into consciouness due to her mother drinking the water of life while still pregnant
23:00 <philosopher[{x}]> visit borneo and follow the footsteps of gods
23:00 <abortion> gods eh
23:00 <philosopher[{x}]> im going bhutan
23:00 <abortion> what if it was actually dogs, but the people there are just dyslexic
23:00 <Matthew> I've been to Kota Kinabalu ... close
24:00 <philosopher[{x}]> there have a cigar shaped ufo
25:00 <abortion> Everybody's a little racist... doo dee doo... I don't know how the song goes I just know the title
26:00 <philosopher[{x}]> it destroyed my future and my past
26:00 <abortion> eat some social norms for breakfast, it'll make you feel worse
35:00 <Matthew> kewl
02:00 <philosopher[{x}]> http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/apr/01/melbourne-paramedic-undergoes-surgery-after-attack-while-on-a-call
02:00 <philosopher[{x}]> more aggressive  more obese than ever
22:00 <TheRon> 420!
27:00 <philosopher[{x}]> http://www.smh.com.au/national/health/obesity-a-bigger-problem-than-world-hunger-lancet-study-says-20160317-gnlbwk.html
10:00 <TheRon> we can drive it home with one headlight
39:00 <TheRon> today on huey's kitchen, huey cooks another roast chicken
44:00 <Matthew> BORINGGGG
04:00 <TheRon> new chick on the footy show
06:00 <zaim> does she root
09:00 <TheRon> i dunno
14:00 <zaim> find out.. its pretty important
14:00 <faux> id also like to know
15:00 <faux> ty
15:00 <TheRon> i'll just drop the strides and see if she's takes the bait
15:00 <TheRon> does a woman work on the nrl footy show?
18:00 <faux> idk i stopped watchiny
18:00 <faux> it became less about football and more aboutdumb shit
32:00 <MrMark> Richard Marx!!
32:00 <MrMark> Hazard!
32:00 <TheRon> if you don't know me by now, then you will never never never know
32:00 <TheRon> me
38:00 <TheRon> aretha franklin - i say a little prayer]
42:00 <amsy> where is cc 
43:00 <amsy> can he hurry up
45:00 <TheRon> did amelia get lucky last night?
57:00 <TheRon> MrMark: do remember dancing is september?
04:00 <MrMark> nope
04:00 <MrMark> sorry
04:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
05:00 <TheRiddler> BMW I bought a shulk amiibo
08:00 <TheRon> let's groove tonight
11:00 <MrMark> Waterloo....couldnt escape if i wanted to
11:00 <TheRon> seal - crazy
11:00 <MrMark> Waterloo....finally facing my Waterlooooo!!!
11:00 <TheRon> nice!
12:00 <MrMark> Bee Gees time soon.....
12:00 <TheRon> there was something in the air that night, the stars were bright fernando
13:00 <TheRon> i started a joke
13:00 <MrMark> did ya
14:00 <TheRon> that started the whole world laughing
14:00 <TheRon> but i couldn't see that the joke was on me
17:00 <TheRon> i don't like cricket
18:00 <TheRon> oh no i love it
23:00 <TheRon> hold me now, it's hard for me to say i'm sorry
28:00 <TheRon> MrMark: rihannon
35:00 <philosopher[{x}]> http://imgur.com/7Me71KH
36:00 <faux> AND ILL NEVERLET YOU GOOOOO AFTER ALL THAT WE'VE BEENTHROUGU
36:00 <faux> I WILL MAKE IT UP TO U
36:00 <faux> i proooomise uu
37:00 <TheRon> WD!
37:00 <faux> tanks do i get an A+
38:00 <TheRon> you get a gold star sticker
44:00 <TheRiddler> A+++ 
44:00 <TheRiddler> very good service
44:00 <TheRiddler> :p
46:00 <TheRon> was that whore rating in the philipnes
49:00 <philosopher[{x}]> The land before time forgot
51:00 <TheRon> your mum;s cunt?
52:00 <philosopher[{x}]> mom cooked me fried salmon and avocado chicken with steamed rice
53:00 <philosopher[{x}]> and brocoli steam
59:00 <TheRon> MrMark: have you seem my wife mr jones
59:00 <TheRon> seen
03:00 <TheRon> MrMark: maybe i'm amazed
49:00 <Lumeah2> hi zade 
58:00 <Zade> hello Lumeah2
14:00 <Picard> gday
34:00 <Zade> hello Matthew
35:00 <Matthew> good evening to the lovely Zade
35:00 <Zade> how are you?
38:00 <Matthew> i am feeling really relaxed, how are you?
39:00 <Zade> good ta
40:00 <Matthew> it is generally quiet in #melbourne tonight
40:00 <Skirmish> Thank god we have you here to keep the chat ticking over Matthew 
45:00 <Skirmish> Why didn't you welcome me when I logged in Matthew? Ignorant cunt. 
46:00 <faux> cos u suk
46:00 <faux> obv
46:00 <Skirmish> I would have thought being a raving homo he would be all over me if I sucked. 
46:00 <Student> not nice
46:00 <Matthew> umm that is very, very nasty
46:00 <Serenity> Good Thursday eve to the slithering Skirmish
46:00 <Matthew> and I don't like it
47:00 <Skirmish> Slithering doesn't sound very complimentary. 
47:00 <Skirmish> Good Thursday eve to you also slinking Serenity. 
47:00 <Skirmish> Slinky_S. 
47:00 <Serenity> plsno
48:00 <Skirmish> I have a paint fumes headache. 
48:00 <Skirmish> Why can't they put a chemical in paint so when it's fresh it smells like pizza, or chinese, or something else as nice. 
48:00 <Matthew> and by the way Skirmish, FYI, I only arrived in the channel moments before you did... and I was replying to Zade's pleasant welcome to me
49:00 <Matthew> so I didn't have my bearings yet to give you any sort of introduction
49:00 <faux> paint smells delicious as is
49:00 <Skirmish> All I can see on my screen are lame excuses Matthew. 
49:00 <Skirmish> faux: It's burning my eyes :( 
49:00 <faux> i love paint smell
49:00 <faux> especially spray paint 
49:00 <Skirmish> You must be part abo. 
49:00 <faux> varnish is me fave
50:00 <Serenity> she loves petrol too
50:00 <Matthew> how rude
50:00 <Skirmish> Spray paint is nice but this is paint they put on with a roller. 
50:00 <faux> oh god petrol 
50:00 <faux> mmm
50:00 <faux> that fresh paint smell is the besssst
50:00 <faux> my verandah got repainted months ago
50:00 <Skirmish> Are you sure your lebanese father didn't adopt an abo baby faux? 
50:00 <Matthew> thunder only happens when it's raininggg...
50:00 <Serenity> bit rude thgo
51:00 <faux> im not abo u cumstain
51:00 <Skirmish> I know you're not lol how come you cunts don't have a sense of humour but you demand the rest of us do! 
51:00 <faux> idk i get defensive over me nostrils 
51:00 <Matthew> oh dear
52:00 <Skirmish> Your love of fumes is cultural appropriation. 
52:00 <faux> i loooove smells
52:00 <faux> bleach
52:00 <faux> all chemicals really lol
52:00 <faux> and cleaning products 
52:00 <faux> mmm
52:00 <Skirmish> Domestos. For me that is the smell of clean. 
52:00 <faux> i like domestos but i think i like lemon bleach more
53:00 <Skirmish> I also like Mr Sheen smell. 
53:00 <Serenity> actually of the handful of people ive seen sniffing substances like 80% of them were white
53:00 <Matthew> I like Dettol
53:00 <Serenity> to be fair
53:00 <Serenity> I LOVE DETTOL
53:00 <Serenity> omg Matthew is my spirit animal
53:00 <Skirmish> Dettol is also good. I remember when I used to stack it and skin my knees and my mum would put some in a bath for me cause that fixed everything. Dettol, let it scab over. 
53:00 <faux> mm dettol is fresh
54:00 <faux> i always keep hand sanitizer in me bag and in aroubd me house
54:00 <Skirmish> My wife is a bit weirded out by the fact my mother comes over and runs my baths when I fall over but hey ... Some things aren't meant to change. 
54:00 <faux> oh dear
54:00 <faux> oh god now my eyes burn
54:00 <faux> imagining you in the bath 
54:00 <faux> srop it
54:00 <Serenity> im a bit weirded out by that i hope youre kidding haha
55:00 <Skirmish> Come on it's the internet! I am too fat to fit in a bath! 
55:00 <faux> phew
55:00 <Matthew> we are spirit animals tbh
55:00 <Skirmish> Mum wipes me down in the shower ... Deeerrrrr. 
56:00 <Serenity> god i wish i had a bath
56:00 <Serenity> im in so much pain
56:00 <faux> u can use my bath
57:00 <faux> as long as u clean it after tysm
57:00 <Serenity> of course i would
57:00 <Serenity> with domestos
57:00 <Skirmish> I had the funniest chat with Kayla last night. After many discussions I have changed my stance on having more kids. I have changed from 'Nope' to 'If it happens, it happens, but I am not trying any harder than just having sex.' Now she is planning baby girls names so I ask if she has stopped taking the pill. She answers 'Nope'. 
57:00 <TheRiddler> can I use your bath too!
57:00 <TheRiddler> ?
57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
57:00 <faux> you can jump in with sez
57:00 <TheRiddler> cool
57:00 <Serenity> nope
57:00 <faux> lmao
57:00 <TheRiddler> aww
58:00 <TheRiddler> I haven't had a bath in ages
58:00 <Serenity> i dont do sharing baths
58:00 <Serenity> the thought making me want to spew
58:00 <Skirmish> Starting to wonder if she knows how having babies work. Expecting a stork delivery. 
58:00 <Serenity> human soup
58:00 <TheRiddler> who
58:00 <TheRiddler> oh
58:00 <Serenity> SKIRMISH IS HAVING A BABY???
59:00 <faux> skirmish that was not a funny conversation fyi
59:00 <TheRiddler> go for it
59:00 <Skirmish> No ... 
59:00 <Serenity> you do are
59:00 <Serenity> so
59:00 <Serenity> i predict in about 6 months
59:00 <Skirmish> faux: Your fumes addiction has probably fried the part of your brain that controls laughter. 
59:00 <Serenity> Skirmish will be here all.. welp.. imma be a daddy again
59:00 <Maurice> Gross
59:00 <faux> "had a funny convo last night. was discussing children with my wife who is on tje pill and wants a child but wont stop taking the pill"
59:00 <faux> not funny k
59:00 <Maurice> My condolences to you, Skirmish
00:00 <faux> LEAVE MT FUMES OUT OF THIS
00:00 <faux> now i wanna sniff varnish 
00:00 <Skirmish> faux is now known as huffer
00:00 <Serenity> i wanna pee but that means getting up.. and then sitting down and im not sure i can cope with that
00:00 <Serenity> donghuffer*
00:00 <TheRiddler> ^
01:00 <TheRiddler> HUFFER OF THE DONGS
01:00 <Student> something really fish is going on the channel at the moment
01:00 <Matthew> UP THE DONG
01:00 <Skirmish> My inner voice gets a terrible accent reading your text student. 
02:00 <Serenity> me too rofl
02:00 <Student> don't blame me for your inner faults, both of you 
02:00 <faux> LOL
02:00 <faux> something really fish
03:00 <Skirmish> I don't have any faults. Your grasp on the english language is tenuous at best. 
03:00 <Student> fishy
04:00 <Skirmish> 'Going on the channel'
04:00 <faux> hes not that bad at english tbh
04:00 <Student> yah
04:00 <Skirmish> Have people moved beyond just shortening words to completely leaving them out now? 
04:00 <Matthew> oh ffs
04:00 <Student> there is something wrong with that too? inner voices tumbling again?
05:00 <Skirmish> You ---> U ----> _________
05:00 <faux> p sure english isnt his first language
05:00 <faux> so id say hes doing ok
05:00 <Serenity> well really
05:00 <Serenity> how many people who were born here that come here make less sense than him
05:00 <faux> i still have a giggle but cant be mean to him for trying
05:00 <Skirmish> Yeah he's doing great for some filthy wog. 
05:00 <faux> skirmish watch it cunt
06:00 <Student> ha ha
06:00 <Skirmish> I don't like Stephen King movies. 
06:00 <Matthew> racist, homophobic, vulgar ... a real great combination here...
06:00 <Skirmish> Put your erection away Matthew. 
07:00 <Serenity> well Skirmish just sealed his fate
07:00 <Serenity> dont like stephen king movies wtf
07:00 <Serenity> GET OUT
07:00 <Maurice> I've never seen one
07:00 <Maurice> No thats alie
07:00 <Maurice> And a lie
07:00 <Maurice> I saw IT
08:00 <Skirmish> Is that the clown one? 
08:00 <faux> same it was huge 
08:00 <faux> oh
08:00 <Skirmish> I am not a fan of scary movies. 
08:00 <Serenity> no green mile?
08:00 <Serenity> or shawshank?
08:00 <Serenity> or the shining?
08:00 <Maurice> Nope
08:00 <Serenity> what
08:00 <Maurice> I've read green mile though
08:00 <Skirmish> Oh yes I have seen those. They are Stephen King? 
09:00 <Serenity> ...
09:00 <Serenity> yes
09:00 <Matthew> I prefer R.L Stine over Stephen King
09:00 <faux> gersebermps
09:00 <Skirmish> I read a few Clive Barker. 
09:00 <TheRiddler> ermmahgerrdd
09:00 <Skirmish> He's a head fuck though more than just scary outright. 
09:00 <Serenity> bunch of uncultured swines
09:00 <faux> lol ash
09:00 <Matthew> Goosebumps is about my level of 'horror' ... anything more than that and I need to look away
09:00 <faux> LOL 
10:00 <faux> someone link Matthew the conjuring 2 trailer
10:00 <Picard> what did i miss
10:00 <Skirmish> Speaking of swine. I saw a picture of diced bacon and someone had written on the price tag "Peppa Pig Jigsaw Puzzle". I laughed loudly. 
10:00 <faux> .
10:00 <Matthew> Speaking of swine... hello Picard!
10:00 <faux> my sister would be horrified
11:00 <Skirmish> I remember telling my nephew that chicken nuggets are made from chickens. He ended up in tears. 
11:00 <dematerialised> hi homos
11:00 <Skirmish> Demat. *nods*
11:00 <Matthew> I did like all Paranormal Activity films in the series tbh
12:00 <Skirmish> Nah that shit looks way too freaky. I wouldn't be able to be in the house at night alone if I watched those. 
12:00 <faux> is your nephew a retard
12:00 <faux> where did he thinj chicken nuggets came from
12:00 <faux> a cabbage
13:00 <Skirmish> He was very young at the time faux. Normally they are just called nuggets and not chicken nuggets. 
14:00 <faux> Oh ok.
14:00 <Serenity> how fucking good was that conjuring trailer faux
14:00 <partay> Ahhhh
14:00 <Matthew> time to PARTAY
14:00 <partay> it's partay time all the time 
14:00 <faux> prob gonna shit meself watching it
15:00 <Serenity> me too
15:00 <Serenity> but i wanna see it at the cinema
17:00 <Matthew> yes
17:00 <Picard> Matthew you poofter cunt, how are you?
18:00 <partay> Picard kettle.. pot.. black 
18:00 <Skirmish> Does anyone know about the app that lets you do voice overs for pictures and the app makes the mouth move? 
18:00 <Matthew> I am not even going to respind to that
18:00 <Matthew> respond*
18:00 <Picard> hardly partay
18:00 <Serenity> its snapchat Skirmish
18:00 <dematerialised> are you party harding, or hardly partying
18:00 <Picard> Matthew how dare you call me a swine, you cunt
18:00 <dematerialised> but Picard you are a swine
18:00 <dematerialised> a literal pig
19:00 <Matthew> mine was in jest
19:00 <Skirmish> Just not as smart as a pig. 
19:00 <Matthew> yours are very pointed, I know
19:00 <partay> Skirmish android?
19:00 <Skirmish> partay: iOS. 
19:00 <Matthew> Snapchat and I have made some revolting faces on that app lately
19:00 <Matthew> that I find hilarious
19:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Yeah? It's awesome! Just got a picture of my boss offering to suck everyones dick lol
19:00 <dematerialised> i think you mean just your face
19:00 <dematerialised> :3
19:00 <Serenity> if its what i think you're talking about then yeah its part od snapchat
20:00 <partay> Picard another hard day at the office?
20:00 <Matthew> they change the funny faces everyday
20:00 <Picard> no partay, i did fuck all
20:00 <Skirmish> It's not top CGI with the mouth moving it just awkwardly hinges but it's good for a giggle. 
20:00 <Skirmish> partay: Let me correct you. 'Another hard day at centrelink?'
21:00 <dematerialised> another hard day queuing up with the rest of the illegals
21:00 <dematerialised> speaking of illegal, anyone seen amelia? i think she overdosed on burrito last night
21:00 <Skirmish> Is that code for mexican penis? 
22:00 <dematerialised> it might be
22:00 <Student> lot of penis talk 
22:00 <Student> what is wrong?
22:00 <dematerialised> what's wrong with penis?
22:00 <dematerialised> are you a phallusphobe>
22:00 <dematerialised> ?
23:00 <Matthew> too much penis talk for my liking
23:00 <Skirmish> Note that student always becomes active after the word penis has been typed? Student LOVES the cock. 
23:00 <Matthew> you know I always hate it
23:00 <Picard> Skirmish projecting again i see
23:00 <Student> nothing wrong with the penis, it is just that a lot of talk about the penis on public level does't seem right
23:00 <Student> or it is ok?
23:00 <dematerialised> it's fine
23:00 <Student> ok 
23:00 <dematerialised> adults can talk about their bits without abandon
23:00 <Student> cool 
23:00 <dematerialised> with*
23:00 <Student> adults ;)
23:00 <Student> it is ok, your engrish is good :P
23:00 <Skirmish> Maybe not in your camel carpark muslim country student. Here it's fine. 
23:00 <dematerialised> im still learning
24:00 <dematerialised> english is not my native tongue
24:00 <Student> lol
24:00 <Matthew> YOUR SPANISH LULLABY
24:00 <Student> what exactly a camel carpark ?
24:00 <Student> ok dematerialised
24:00 <partay> Student and western sydney macdonalds 
24:00 <partay> any*
24:00 <Student> or it is just another one of aussie mindless dribling?
24:00 <Student> what about western sydney macdonalds?
24:00 <dematerialised> i think you mean mindful dribbling
24:00 <Skirmish> Road trip! Meet you all at Auburn McDonalds. 
24:00 <Matthew> I prefer when faux and Serenity are active... and Doodle
25:00 <dematerialised> i prefer when you're not here
25:00 <Serenity> Matthew lets bond over dettol products
25:00 <Serenity> do you use the wipes?
25:00 <dematerialised> i prefer when Skirmish, Lumeah, amelia and B1 are active
25:00 <Skirmish> I have no preference. I tend to ignore gays as not even human. 
25:00 <dematerialised> and simba
25:00 <Serenity> which incidentally all of them prefer when you arent
25:00 <partay> and georgeandwell
25:00 <dematerialised> sorry and george
25:00 <dematerialised> can't forget him
26:00 <Picard> Skirmish thats a bit harsh
26:00 <partay> hes sad cos he has a 3.8 inch korean penis 
26:00 <Serenity> wow Skirmish...
26:00 <Serenity> thats.. a bit much
26:00 <Skirmish> Sounds delightful compared to how I view you Picard. 
26:00 <Matthew> I prefer Serenity, faux, simba, Maurice, Picard, Zade, TheRon, Doodle, amsy, amelia and Ana_Ng
26:00 <Serenity> I think you're all dickheads
26:00 <Picard> Skirmish why are you so angry
26:00 <Skirmish> Nobody prefers Ana_Ng. 
27:00 <dematerialised> is she dead yet?
27:00 <partay> Serenity id still nut on your boobs 
27:00 <dematerialised> maybe wolves got her
27:00 <Serenity> you bloody welll wouldnt
27:00 <Skirmish> Picard: I am just always mad bro. 
27:00 <Matthew> Serenity ... I love the RED Dettol antibacterial foam handwash
27:00 <Picard> you're a cunt
27:00 <Student> she is behaving like this since her lunch today, what was in her lunch?
27:00 <dematerialised> why do you always talk about yourself so negatively Picard
27:00 <dematerialised> lighten up man
27:00 <Skirmish> Picard: Korrect. 
27:00 <Student> some sort of curry with crabs? :P
27:00 <dematerialised> life isn't that bad
28:00 <Matthew> the smell, the texture, the cleanliness and the divine way it leaves my hands after washing
28:00 <Picard> Matthew i doubt you ever wash
28:00 <Serenity> oooh yes Matthew agree
28:00 <dematerialised> he just coats himself in semen then peels it off afterwards like a full body facemask
28:00 <Serenity> and my dettol mop
28:00 <dematerialised> its great for your skin
28:00 <Matthew> you are being really nasty tonight and back to your OLD vulgar ways... I won't be speaking to you until you revert back to your nice form
29:00 <dematerialised> Picard WINS. Vulgarity!
29:00 <Picard> what do you expect from someone you call a swine?
29:00 <Picard> hugs and kisses?
30:00 <Skirmish> ... Overhearing this bull dyke lesbo tell her boss that she needs to finish early tonight because her lesbifreind is scared to be at home by herself. 
30:00 <dematerialised> i wonder what a bulldyke sounds like
30:00 <Matthew> the SWINE was in JEST and in reference to a previous comment
30:00 <Skirmish> 2nd night of the job and shitty excuses to go home early. YAY for work paid for by govt dollars. 
30:00 <Matthew> don't be such a Dramatic Denise
31:00 <Serenity> drama llama
31:00 <Picard> i have feelings u know
31:00 <dematerialised> irony squared
31:00 <partay> Skirmish howis that even an excuse?
31:00 <Matthew> I prefer Sensible Sally's over Dramatic Denise's
32:00 <Skirmish> partay: establishing that she is tough and people feel safe around her patented brand of masculinity? 
32:00 <Serenity> can one of you come and rub tiger balm on my legs
32:00 <Serenity> ty
32:00 <Picard> its not an excuse, but in this day and age she could probably sue her employed of they said no
32:00 <Serenity> and by one of you i really just mean faux doodle or Maurice
33:00 <faux> no i cant even be fucked typing with two hands
33:00 <Skirmish> I understand why you don't want me doing it. It would get awkward when you got a moisty. 
33:00 <faux> one is tucked under me boobs to keep warm
33:00 <Serenity> ahaha
33:00 <Matthew> glad to hear I am not on the BALMING list... how rude
33:00 <faux> lol
33:00 <Serenity> you can balm me if you really want to
33:00 <TheRiddler> :(
33:00 <Serenity> youre gonna have to touch me butt
34:00 <Matthew> I am SENSUAL when it comes to rubbing of body parts
34:00 <faux> lmaooo
34:00 <faux> was waiting for ash
34:00 <Student> :)
34:00 <Serenity> you already stole me bath TheRiddler
34:00 <Picard> u can rub my cock
34:00 <faux> gross
34:00 <faux> :(
34:00 <Serenity> with tiger balm?
34:00 <Matthew> would have to find it first
34:00 <faux> dat nub lyf
34:00 <Picard> eeewww
34:00 <Picard> hell no
34:00 <Serenity> no deal then
35:00 <Picard> use that when u finger my butt.
35:00 <faux> was carmen electra in baywatch
35:00 <Picard> no
35:00 <Serenity> i think so
35:00 <Serenity> or porn
35:00 <Picard> pammy anderson was
35:00 <Serenity> iunno
35:00 <Picard> carmen was in porn
35:00 <Matthew> I woke up this morning from a dream that I was sucking dick on a random couch
35:00 <faux> yeah thanks there was more than one person in baywatch
36:00 <Matthew> was kind of strange
36:00 <Picard> fuck up u fat mole
36:00 <Serenity> she was in 22 eps
36:00 <Serenity> of baywatch
36:00 <faux> so fat
36:00 <faux> ty
36:00 <Picard> u are thats why u only send feet pic
36:00 <Matthew> I want to hear the Baywatch themesong now
36:00 <Serenity> ive seen her butt pic
37:00 <Picard> big
37:00 <Picard> ?
37:00 <faux> picard thinks id send him anything
37:00 <faux> pls
37:00 <Serenity> exquisit
38:00 <Picard> others share u silly bitch
38:00 <Serenity> no they dont lol
38:00 <robot> faux sent me a box of chocolates once
38:00 <partay> ahem
38:00 <faux> ok so first hes only seen my feet
38:00 <faux> and now others have sent him pics 
38:00 <faux> ok picard ok
38:00 <dematerialised> OK GUY
39:00 <partay> faux woud never send vag pics.. ever 
39:00 <robot> your tootsies
39:00 <faux> pls
39:00 <Matthew> downloading baywatch themesong
39:00 <Serenity> whos talking about her vagina
39:00 <Serenity> lol
39:00 <Matthew> I'LL BE THEREEEEE
39:00 <robot> for youuu
39:00 <Skirmish> Has anyone ever noticed when they want to depict someone who is stuck in life and is the stereotypical middle aged loser they cast a guy that looks a lot like Picard? Bald, fat, not too attractive. 
39:00 <Serenity> now i wanna watch baywatch
39:00 <robot> wait thats friends
39:00 <Matthew> PAMELA DENISE ANDERSON as C.J
39:00 <dematerialised> https://www.myinstants.com/instant/broteam-crack-em/
40:00 <faux> you're welcome guise
40:00 <robot> anyway, good evening \o
40:00 <Skirmish> partay: I reckon faux would send a vag pic. It would just be someone elses vag. 
40:00 <Serenity> more to the point faux what are YOU watching thats got carmen in it
40:00 <partay> id be disappointed if that was the case
41:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPdeDV8zCWk#t=1m15s
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Baywatch - Opening & Closing Season 4 HD Views: 79,589 Uploader: Dima Igenko Uploaded: Jun 6, 2014 Duration: 3m17s Rating: 4.90
41:00 <Skirmish> I've sent dick pics to girls in order for them to hand over the titty pics. The dick in the picture wasn't mine. Usually page 3 on google images so they can't find it easy and call me out on it. 
41:00 <faux> pls half of irc has seen my vagina
41:00 <faux> nothing i just saw an ad
42:00 <Tiggier> I haven't!
42:00 <faux> and i wondered abour baywach
42:00 <faux> t
42:00 <faux> im still watching one tree hill sez
42:00 <Tiggier> lol
42:00 <dematerialised> thing is skirmish girls all know im fat, so i have to find a fat guy with a huge dick
42:00 <Serenity> ooh
42:00 <Matthew> I have not seen faux's vagina tbh
42:00 <dematerialised> its not as easy as you think
42:00 <Skirmish> Lol demat. 
42:00 <Serenity> I have
42:00 <faux> i have like maybe 20 eps left 
42:00 <faux> out of 188
42:00 <faux> !!!!
42:00 <faux> good
42:00 <faux> lol
42:00 <robot> hey Matthew
42:00 <Serenity> im still on s1
42:00 <Matthew> oh hey robot
43:00 <robot> what is thine happenstance?
43:00 <faux> OMG ROBOT
43:00 <faux> DID U SEE THENEWS
43:00 <Matthew> we are just discussing vagina
43:00 <partay> the fucking robot
43:00 <robot> hello
43:00 <faux> ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO GET TO NAME THE BOAT
43:00 <robot> i did not see the news
43:00 <faux> and the top one so far was
43:00 <TheRiddler> boaty mcboatface
43:00 <robot> oh, boaty mcboatface or something?
43:00 <faux> boaty mcboatface
43:00 <faux> YES LOL
43:00 <Skirmish> Picard: Is it true that your pubic mound is so large people think you have two stomachs? 
43:00 <robot> heheh.
43:00 <faux> i thought f u 
43:00 <robot> lol
43:00 <faux> i was like robot so named that
43:00 <robot> thank you
43:00 <robot> i did.
44:00 <TheRiddler> is robot anton
44:00 <robot> i am not.
44:00 <TheRiddler> oh
44:00 <faux> lol
44:00 <faux> wheeeere did that come frkm
45:00 <TheRiddler> I was wondering
45:00 <Serenity> lol wot
45:00 <TheRiddler> because I forgot his nick
45:00 <Serenity> if ban him for life if he was
45:00 <TheRiddler> faux's friend
45:00 <Serenity> fuck i hate that little weasel
45:00 <Student> all the terrorists with equipment come in this channel :P
45:00 <Matthew> don't let the sunnn go down on meee
45:00 <TheRiddler> not queerant
45:00 <robot> i am thankyou i do not identify as a weasel
45:00 <Matthew> Anton Enis from SBS News
45:00 <Serenity> i know who anton is..
45:00 <TheRiddler> oh
45:00 <Serenity> he knew him before he and faux even knew each other
46:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
46:00 <Serenity> hes a weasel
46:00 <robot> tskkkkk, well faux and i have known each other for a little while
46:00 <robot> least 3 weeks
46:00 <TheRiddler> I've know faux for 4yrs now?
46:00 <TheRiddler> :s
46:00 <Student> 3 weeks, wow
47:00 <TheRiddler> ldk
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <Student> that is a LOT of time
47:00 <dematerialised> ive known literally veeryone on irc forever
47:00 <Serenity> ive known you since chillen
47:00 <Serenity> how long ago is that
47:00 <dematerialised> they call me grandfather irc
47:00 <TheRiddler> oh yeah
47:00 <Serenity> 10 years or something lol
47:00 <TheRiddler> I bought big hero 6 on 3d bluray
47:00 <Skirmish> This conversation is more fun if you take 'known' in the context of they have boofed faux. 
47:00 <robot> one time faux ordered a pizza to my house
47:00 <TheRiddler> about that
47:00 <robot> she even timed it as i was arriving home
47:00 <robot> so sweet
48:00 <Student> in 3 weeks she ordered a pizza to your house
48:00 <Student> that is not long ago 
48:00 <dematerialised> the fourth week they got engaged and had a baby
48:00 <dematerialised> it came out black
48:00 <Student> nice charity work though on her behalf 
48:00 <dematerialised> there were questions to be asked and answered
48:00 <Serenity> its fucking april tomorrow
48:00 <robot> sup partay?
48:00 <TheRiddler> faux had a dirty vag :p
48:00 <Serenity> how are we 4 months deep already
49:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ2DVwSVIIo
49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: George Michael - Too Funky Views: 6,506,136 Uploader: georgemichaelVEVO Uploaded: Oct 3, 2009 Duration: 3m59s Rating: 4.86
49:00 <TheRiddler> that's pretty deep
49:00 <faux> TheRiddler do u wanna get killed
49:00 <Skirmish> 1hr and 11min until April Fools day over here on the East Side. 
49:00 <partay> robot just livin the dream
49:00 <TheRiddler> :P
49:00 <dematerialised> my april fools day is gonna be a paid vacation to the greenery next to the river, enjoying a BBQ
49:00 <faux> im not joking
49:00 <faux> ill punch u
50:00 <Skirmish> Faux is a master of the five finger death punch. 
50:00 <TheRiddler> I got work tomorow
50:00 <dematerialised> the one finger poo punch
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <Matthew> everybody wants your loveee...
50:00 <Student> five fingers without a thumb :P
50:00 <robot> another time faux asked me to witness a document she had to submit to the govt
50:00 <robot> i couldn't tho coz she had already signed it before hand
51:00 <partay> this is Picard when he joins a OMCG 
51:00 <partay> https://www.facebook.com/Ads305Miami/videos/1033323810058998/
51:00 <robot> Skirmish the five point palm exploding heart technique?
51:00 <faux> robot can you not become partay
51:00 <faux> he used to narrate my life and it got so annoyingi wanted to shit in his earhole
51:00 <faux> ty
51:00 <partay> faux there is only 1 partay
51:00 <Matthew> Gertrude
51:00 <faux> yeah and thats enough
52:00 <partay> unless you want some DP
52:00 <partay> then robot can be partaytoo
52:00 <Maurice> Ronnie Corbett died
52:00 <robot> the name's familiar, Maurice, but whodat?
52:00 <Matthew> RIP RONNIE
53:00 <Maurice> I expected that from faux
53:00 <Student> oh she was an escort :P
53:00 <faux> lol
53:00 <Student> i thought she was from a noble family
53:00 <faux> i was hoping someone else would ask
53:00 <Student> alas
53:00 <faux> :(
53:00 <Maurice> http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01430/SNN3009DD--532_1430062a.jpg
53:00 <Maurice> That dude
53:00 <robot> oh me neighbour
53:00 <dematerialised> is that the guy that reviews old toys
54:00 <faux> who the fck os that
54:00 <faux> i like him though we have similar glasses
54:00 <faux> but mine are cooler
54:00 <Matthew> it has been a year of truly sad losses
55:00 <faux> r u  ok
55:00 <Matthew> no, I'm not
55:00 <Maurice> He was an english comedian
55:00 <Matthew> so many celebrity deaths this year
56:00 <Skirmish> Matthew: The losses any other year weren't sad? 
56:00 <Matthew> at least none of my favourites have been lost so far this year
56:00 <slower> the 2 ronnies
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol faux my sis put up a vid of nephew trying to jump
56:00 <Maurice> Isn't your nephew like 15 by now
56:00 <Skirmish> Is your nephew a cabbage? 
57:00 <Picard> can  he teach you to jump off a bridge?
57:00 <dematerialised> has he ever point a gun up in the air and gone "aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!"
57:00 <Skirmish> AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHLAHU ACKBAR!
57:00 <Student> ???
57:00 <Matthew> Madonna, Elton, George, Mary-Kate, Ashley & Betty are still all with us... so I'm happy
57:00 <dematerialised> al salam allaykum
57:00 <Matthew> sad about the other deaths though
58:00 <Maurice> Pretty sure Betty should be first on the list, followed by Elton and the rest can just leave
58:00 <Matthew> Betty is 94 tbh
59:00 <TheRiddler> dematerialised probably
59:00 <Matthew> Elton is about 70 but cranky as fuck at the moment
59:00 <Skirmish> Do you still fap to her? 
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
59:00 <TheRiddler> he's only 2
59:00 <Skirmish> I used to fap to the Golden Girls. I confess. 
59:00 <TheRiddler> n half
59:00 <Matthew> George Michael was on his death bed a couple of years ago
59:00 <Matthew> but has survived, thankfully
00:00 <Student> you owe him money or something?
00:00 <dematerialised> george michael owes him a blowjob
00:00 <Matthew> no. I am just a huge fan of such a talented man.
00:00 <Skirmish> George along with Elton are the gay gods. 
00:00 <Student> ok Matthew
01:00 <Matthew> oh fuck... and thankfully Lionel, Barbra & Bette are still with us... and Tina
01:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/4Q34fBD.jpg
01:00 <Picard> pity u are
02:00 <Matthew> welcome to the addictive katatonic_kate01
02:00 <dematerialised> hihi k9
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there *waves*
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup ?
02:00 <Skirmish> Oh hai Kate. 
02:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hai there!
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler :D
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive just finished work
03:00 <TheRiddler> cool
03:00 <dematerialised> was it everything you dreamed of and more?
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep, very lol
03:00 <Skirmish> What is your latest craving Kate? Don't say my penis cause that was last week too! 
03:00 <Matthew> you can explain the concept of 'work' to some in here
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummmmmmm the did some cooking thing, and i was like yeah you aint wearing gloves…. pass
03:00 <dematerialised> picard works on the street corner
04:00 <dematerialised> Matthew is his pimp
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw skirmish
04:00 <Matthew> no I am not, you lying GIMP
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <dematerialised> quiet you HARLOT
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> cravings….. hmmm nothing unusual
04:00 <dematerialised> you BUTTERY TRAMP
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> you wicked beast!
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> rage quit
05:00 <dematerialised> too much gay for Skirmish to handle
05:00 <Matthew> sorry, I am about to have a gay moment... so I apologise profusely to the straight people in here...
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, thrash wank prob dem
05:00 <dematerialised> prb
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <faux> mmmm mmmmm if i could melllllt your heart
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> we’d never beeeeeeeeehhhhh apart
06:00 <Skirmish> Does it become more and more difficult to reach your vagina the more preggo you get? 
06:00 <Matthew> is Elton John's "Your Song" the best reflective piece of music EVER?
06:00 <Skirmish> Legit question. 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no skirmish… 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can still reach it
06:00 <dematerialised> please keep the gay-garity to between the hours of 9 till 5
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like gay after 9pm thi
06:00 <Matthew> no. suck my balls.
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <dematerialised> are they chocolate salted balls?
07:00 <dematerialised> because i dont like salted caramel
07:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYXoyixB358
07:00 <Matthew> they can be if you'd like them to be
07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: South park:how would u like to suck my balls Views: 1,005,151 Uploader: Adrian neighbors Uploaded: Apr 18, 2014 Duration: 2m38s Rating: 4.78
07:00 <Matthew> we can chuck some salt in some Nutella and spread them on before you suck on them
07:00 <dematerialised> nah you just wish your balls were brown
07:00 <dematerialised> master race represent
08:00 <Skirmish> I don't like blacks. Too much contrast. Black/Pink. 
08:00 <Skirmish> Just looks weird. 
08:00 <Matthew> lol yeah... the brown population really had a MASSIVE say in how the world is today compared with the white
08:00 <dematerialised> thats precisely why i like themn
08:00 <dematerialised> i like to call them cherry ripes
08:00 <dematerialised> which are coincidentally my favourite chocolate
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah they be ok
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like twix
09:00 <dematerialised> closely followed by turkish delight
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
09:00 <dematerialised> then mars/rollos
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> weirdo
09:00 <Skirmish> Would you call yourself a SJW Matthew? Do you have preferred pronouns? 
09:00 <TheRiddler> chocolate on the outside red on the inside
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> can u even get rollos
09:00 <faux> turlish delight is like the worst
09:00 <TheRiddler> or pink
09:00 <faux> nrosuxoxne
09:00 <TheRiddler> sif faux
09:00 <dematerialised> actual turkish delight is great
09:00 <Skirmish> TURLISH
09:00 <dematerialised> but yeah
09:00 <faux> my aunty makes it from scratch
09:00 <dematerialised> the stuff you get at the shops is meh
09:00 <faux> jts so good
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know faux.. its like the choc you have when  u got nuffin else
09:00 <TheRiddler> bount
09:00 <TheRiddler> y
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmmm
10:00 <faux> i wanna rub it on me nips
10:00 <faux> yeah bounty rules
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
10:00 <dematerialised> scchchllp
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> chokito
10:00 <Matthew> no such thing as a stupid question... just stupid people
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty much diabetus in a bar mmmmm
11:00 <TheRiddler> I made turkish delight in a lab
11:00 <Matthew> social justice warrior... how CHURLISH
11:00 <faux> czn u say that to your students
11:00 <Matthew> nO
11:00 <Matthew> No*
11:00 <faux> nO
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> chomp
11:00 <faux> i would
11:00 <faux> oh man
11:00 <faux> i miss chomp
11:00 <Matthew> I HATE IT WHEN YOU MISS SOMEBODY SO MUCH AND WANT TO SEE THEM RIGHT NOW... but have to wait until Tuesday
11:00 <faux> i havent had one since i wasa kid
11:00 <dematerialised> curly wurlys!
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> YASSSS
12:00 <partay> Matthew young love ?
12:00 <faux> the toffee apple thingys at the canteen
12:00 <faux> naw
12:00 <faux> best
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH UM
12:00 <Matthew> my boy <3 <3 <3
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> green / red ones
12:00 <Matthew> and eww.. no..not simba
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> who is your boy
12:00 <dematerialised> i miss u too Matthew <3 <3 xoxo
12:00 <Serenity> fucking hell Skirmish trying to reply to you in the other chan and ur not even there
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> new boyf?
12:00 <Serenity> rude as fuck mate
12:00 <morgoth> White knights
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> too chewy
12:00 <Matthew> I met up with my ex two weeks ago after a six month hiatus and all went well
13:00 <TheRiddler> you mean those toffee apple things made in a cupcake paper
13:00 <Matthew> then we fucked on Monday
13:00 <partay> Matthew got some Sergio Mendes ready for when he arrives?
13:00 <Matthew> now he has gone away
13:00 <Matthew> so i HAVE TO wait until tuesday
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh noice!
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> was the sex amazin after 6 months?
14:00 <Matthew> best thing we EVER did was spend 6 months apart
14:00 <Serenity> fuck i want a toffee apple
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:00 <Matthew> at the time I was hating life
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
14:00 <Matthew> now I'm like... yesss
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, it’s YASSS mumma 
14:00 <Matthew> he is the ONLY one, I just know it ... like everybody else is secondary when it comes to him
15:00 <Matthew> he is the ONLY person I want to be with
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYWkEYz2e5M 
15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Chokito commercial [1983] Views: 21,673 Uploader: GrubcoTV3 Uploaded: Aug 25, 2008 Duration: 0m31s Rating: 5.00
15:00 <Student> :)
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> awwwww
15:00 <dematerialised> bye Picard
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> enjoy the loved up bits
16:00 <Matthew> he was REALLY rude tonight. i am glad he has gone.
16:00 <dematerialised> he's rude every night
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <dematerialised> and vile and foul
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty much
16:00 <Matthew> never to me, usually
16:00 <Matthew> tonight he was
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> because he wants to suck yo dick matthew
16:00 <dematerialised> ^
17:00 <Matthew> I wouldn't let his old man lips near any body part
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> the thought is making me vom in me mouth
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways……
18:00 <dematerialised> imagine picard's thin little bird lips
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> how delicious is matt corby
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> vom
18:00 <dematerialised> strumming his gunt like a guitar
18:00 <Matthew> it is just his first name
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking ew
18:00 <Matthew> everybody with that first name is delicious
18:00 <dematerialised> ok i'll stop now
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i donno about that
19:00 <Matthew> I am generally quite certain
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i’m not
19:00 <dematerialised> you might say you're an expert on the subject
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> the matt i know was a fat cunt
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> knew
20:00 <dematerialised> i had my dick sucked by a fat matt
20:00 <Matthew> not all Matt's are fat  cunts
20:00 <Matthew> oh dear...
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, not all
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ dem
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> prob the guy i knew
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck he was horrid
20:00 <dematerialised> haha
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> just a total sleeze bag
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> shudders
20:00 <dematerialised> i dont remember what this one was like
20:00 <dematerialised> it was many years ago
21:00 <Matthew> I didn't know dematerialised had homosexual tendencies
21:00 <dematerialised> all i remember is his name was matt and he was fat
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is homo
21:00 <dematerialised> Matthew: i'll let a guy suck my dick and stick his tongue in my ass
21:00 <dematerialised> that's about it
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <Matthew> oh
22:00 <dematerialised> im not so much sexually attracted to men as i would fuck a hole in the wall if it felt good
22:00 <morgoth> Def gay
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can understand loving the dick. Good on ya
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
24:00 <Matthew> rocking 4 myselfff
26:00 <robot> who likes butts
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya 
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> some are noice
27:00 <Matthew> ME!!!
27:00 <dematerialised> butts are pretty good
27:00 <dematerialised> so are boobs
28:00 <dematerialised> infact im generally a fan of the whole package
28:00 <Matthew> I like big balls
28:00 <dematerialised> mine are tiny
28:00 <dematerialised> and semi-rectracted into my groin
28:00 <dematerialised> because im fat
29:00 <partay> hampster balls?
29:00 <dematerialised> pretty much
29:00 <Matthew> you sound really attractiveee.......
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <dematerialised> mate ive got all genders throwing theirselves at me
30:00 <dematerialised> im basically the hottest guy around
30:00 <dematerialised> e.t.c
30:00 <Matthew> nice
30:00 <robot> yeh?
30:00 <robot> fk
31:00 <partay> even robot would go there 
31:00 <dematerialised> nah robot is pure high class
31:00 <dematerialised> im too homely for him
32:00 <partay> Matthew do you shave your balls?
33:00 <robot> thx dematerialised
34:00 <Matthew> not anymore as they used to get itchy afterwards
35:00 <Skirmish> These paint fumes are fucked I am going to do something outside instead. 
36:00 <Serenity> ARE YOU PAINTING A NURSEY?
36:00 <Serenity> oh fs
36:00 <Matthew> good thing he left to avoid a Skirmish
39:00 <dematerialised> there was a firefight!
39:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsuH1msEkvM
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: #7. "There was a Fire Fight!" Views: 415,836 Uploader: DuderBlog Uploaded: Apr 30, 2010 Duration: 2m43s Rating: 4.89
39:00 <Matthew> welcome Tiggier
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