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01:00 <Loof> do you even listen to music TheRiddler, just stfu
01:00 <couleurs> lol
02:00 <dematerialised> i often listen to pornographic videos
02:00 <Loof> lol
02:00 <Hemi> so whos betting on the outcome of the election?
02:00 <Hemi> sportsbet have one going
03:00 <dematerialised> last night i was batting off after playing some games with smoe mates
03:00 <dematerialised> i forgot to mute my microphone
03:00 <dematerialised> luckily they had all left
03:00 <johninja> lol
04:00 <couleurs> Hot.
04:00 <dematerialised> im not entirely sure how i would have handled the questions if there were any
04:00 <dematerialised> i probably would had just said i was fapping
04:00 <dematerialised> and left it at that
05:00 <Loof> irie
05:00 <Loof> now i know that word and "mon" pisses couleurs off i'll use them even more
05:00 <Loof> lol
05:00 <dematerialised> lol
05:00 <johninja> just cover it all up with an outragous lie
07:00 <johninja> one time when i was on the road i pulled up at a remote rest stop to camp for the night
07:00 <johninja> started whacking it
07:00 <johninja> and then another car pulled in alongside me
07:00 <dematerialised> as you do
07:00 <dematerialised> i love me a nature fap
07:00 <johninja> so i had to sit there with my pants around my ankles for half an hour before i was like fuck it and just got out quickly
08:00 <dematerialised> haha
08:00 <johninja> the car light comes on when you open the door
08:00 <johninja> its a fucked situation
08:00 <dematerialised> hahaah
09:00 <Hemi> you know right there is a switch on the light where you can turn it off, so that it wont turn on when you open the door
09:00 <johninja> hmm
09:00 <couleurs> irie, mon
09:00 <johninja> i'm not sure
09:00 <dematerialised> mine is not a switch
09:00 <dematerialised> mine is all computer controlled
09:00 <Hemi> if ur car doesnt have that switch its a shit car
09:00 <dematerialised> and the screen is bright as fuck
09:00 <johninja> maybe i fancy cars like your mums getz
09:00 <dematerialised> lol
09:00 <Hemi> its just that people set them to "auto/door"
09:00 <Hemi> but it does have an "off"
09:00 <Hemi> and an "on"
10:00 <johninja> no brakes 
10:00 <Hemi> i cant remember ever seeing a car that didnt have that feature
10:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/gGS_tVcYANs
10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Skints - Tazer Beam (feat. Tippa Irie) Views: 115,666 Uploader: theskints Uploaded: Mar 16, 2015 Duration: 3m51s Rating: 4.95
10:00 <johninja> well maybe it does
10:00 <Hemi> there you go, im a teacher
10:00 <johninja> yeah
10:00 <Hemi> u may <3 me as much as i <3 u
10:00 <Hemi> <3
10:00 <johninja> next time i'm caught out like that i'll thank Hemi and hit the switch
11:00 <Hemi> yeah or maybe just dont whack off in the car ok
11:00 <johninja> thats not gonna happen
11:00 <Hemi> do you do it while driving
11:00 <johninja> where is your spirit of adventure
11:00 <johninja> nah i havn't tried that yetr
12:00 <johninja> just the odd fondle sometimes
12:00 <dematerialised> i dont recommend doing it while driving
12:00 <johninja> maybe you can come for a drive and show me how its done
12:00 <Hemi> you no right that a roadway is a public place, and nudity in a public place is a criminal act known as indecent exposure... bring a child into the viewing, and you're doing prison.
12:00 <dematerialised> i did it in my old kingswood hj after not sleeping for 30 hours
12:00 <dematerialised> i legitimately almost died
13:00 <johninja> its not like its intentional Hemi
13:00 <johninja> my car is my home when i'm on the road
13:00 <Hemi> ur masturbation is unintentional?
13:00 <johninja> and what i do in my own home is none of your business
13:00 <dematerialised> my fapping is entirely intentional
13:00 <johninja> no the other people seeing it bit
14:00 <Hemi> well uhh if you ever get caught out, tell it to the judge
14:00 <dematerialised> i once jizzed at a scenic lookout and left the jizz for other people to find
14:00 <johninja> i wasn't waiting for them to show up and then wacked it out for the thrill or anything
14:00 <Clarkson> sif mangle my cock
14:00 <Hemi> im just stating the facts of the matter
14:00 <johninja> lol dematerialised
14:00 <johninja> geojizzing
14:00 <dematerialised> indeed
14:00 <Loof> rofl
14:00 <johninja> well fuck you and fuck your facts
14:00 <Clarkson> fuck u cunt your daddy was a faggot hahahahahaa
14:00 <Loof> birds have got to eat
14:00 <couleurs> u guys r gross
14:00 <Loof> so are you
14:00 <dematerialised> k9 is turned on by geojizzing
14:00 <dematerialised> its why i do it
14:00 <dematerialised> every time i do i tell her
14:00 <Loof> niggoooow
14:00 <johninja> and yes, your daddy was a fgt
14:00 <johninja> i fucked him in jail
14:00 <dematerialised> its great
15:00 <johninja> had to weait behind 30 oither blokes though
15:00 <johninja> i wasn't that tough
16:00 <Loof> lol
17:00 <couleurs> dat's irie
19:00 <Hemi> "how do you like your meat?" "tender"
20:00 <Serenity> i often listen to urmum
20:00 <Serenity> woww
20:00 <Serenity> i was scrolled
20:00 <dematerialised> you missed a whole bunch of masturbation
20:00 <Loof> couleurs wishes he could get laid with this chick: https://youtu.be/jlwe5XX6yPc
20:00 <Serenity> shame
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Leilani Wolfgramm "Herbivore" Views: 322,070 Uploader: Leilani Wolfgramm Uploaded: Jun 5, 2014 Duration: 3m35s Rating: 4.83
21:00 <Serenity> i tell you what next phone I get is having no less than 32gb memory
22:00 <dematerialised> i didnt realise they made phones with less than 32 any more
22:00 <Serenity> probably dont
22:00 <dematerialised> maybe iphones
22:00 <Serenity> i have an s4
22:00 <dematerialised> oh yeah thats right
22:00 <dematerialised> forget you're on an old sammy
22:00 <couleurs> iphone!!!!!!!!!
22:00 <Serenity> im too poor to upgrade
22:00 <dematerialised> yeah i only upgrade when my contract finishes
23:00 <Loof> i get sucked in with phones
23:00 <dematerialised> at least i know it will only cost me $a month which i've already got in my budget
23:00 <Loof> ery time
23:00 <thestig> i got a samsung s7 edge best phone in the world
23:00 <Loof> same
23:00 <Loof> what color?
23:00 <Serenity> i would masturbate over that stig
23:00 <Loof> lol
23:00 <Serenity> also you keep popping up in me fb thing for people you may know
23:00 <dematerialised> my first phone i bought outright was my htc one xl back in the day
23:00 <dematerialised> just a casual $900 dollar s:/
23:00 <Serenity> i dont have a plan phone
24:00 <thestig> oh cool maybe cause im on that chicks friend list
24:00 <Serenity> what chick
24:00 <Loof> people who don't get the latest phones are smarter than me
24:00 <Maurice> You're on Doodles aren't you
24:00 <thestig> tars 
24:00 <dematerialised> lol "that chick"
24:00 <Maurice> You show up on mine too
24:00 <thestig> i dont want to say her name on here
24:00 <Serenity> this phone cost $800 when it was new
24:00 <johninja> she whose name shall not be spoken
24:00 <Serenity> costs me $40 a month i have no need for a plan
24:00 <Maurice> You mean the knocked up chick, thestig
24:00 <thestig> yeh her
24:00 <couleurs> i got a iphone 16gb in rose gold best phone in da wurld
24:00 <Maurice> Yah
25:00 <Maurice> I've got a nokia 3310
25:00 <Serenity> yeah and roodle
25:00 <thestig> if my phone screen is facing desk and someone calls, these wave of lights go up and down the edge when it ring
25:00 <Maurice> It's pretty advanced
25:00 <johninja> I have a nokia i got on sale at woolies in Moama for $45
25:00 <Serenity> id love an s7
25:00 <Serenity> they are fuckig amazing
26:00 <Maurice> I got my son a nokia smart phone for like, $40
26:00 <dematerialised> my only requirement for my next phone is wireless charging
26:00 <dematerialised> and bluetooth
26:00 <Serenity> what the fuck phone doesnt have bluetooth
26:00 <Clarkson> ok cunt we are here
26:00 <Maurice> MY NOKIA DOESN'T
26:00 <dematerialised> ^
26:00 <Maurice> Or does it, I don't know
26:00 <Serenity> it would
26:00 <Loof> tech is my passion so i get sucked in
26:00 <Serenity> no not the 3310 rofl
26:00 <thestig> samsung s7 is wireles charging :p
26:00 <Maurice> Lol
26:00 <johninja> wot
27:00 <Serenity> fucked in or not i cant afford new phones
27:00 <Serenity> err
27:00 <Serenity> sucked**
27:00 <Loof> i can't afford fancy cars
27:00 <thestig> and for some reason i get 140mb/s download through telstra on it
27:00 <johninja> how does it send electricity through thin air
27:00 <johninja> thats pretty coo
27:00 <Serenity> also any phone can be wireless charging you just add the thing in the back
27:00 <Serenity> its magnets johninja
27:00 <Tim-Sim> new phones and cars are a waste of money
27:00 <Maurice> I don't even care about wireless charging
27:00 <Maurice> I can charge my phone at home or in my car, it's all good
27:00 <johninja> i would probably fall in the pool and be electricuted by my phone
27:00 <johninja> what a way to go
28:00 <Loof> lol
28:00 <Loof> i like gadgets
28:00 <Loof> inspector gadget!!!!
28:00 <johninja> i like this cheap one, when i drop it the batery falls out and it breaks in half
28:00 <johninja> but you just put it back together and its all good
29:00 <thestig> maurice but you just place your phone down and it charges
29:00 <thestig> no need to plug it in
29:00 <thestig> sooo good
29:00 <Maurice> Yeah true
29:00 <Serenity> no broken fucking charging cables
29:00 <Maurice> God forbid I waste 1.75 seconds plugging it in
29:00 <Serenity> or charging ports
29:00 <Loof> do you need a thing for that thestig?
29:00 <Loof> i'm sick of trying to get the usb cable in
29:00 <Serenity> ive spent a small fortune on charging cables
29:00 <johninja> lol
29:00 <Loof> same
29:00 <Maurice> I got a charger from reject shop, cost me $6 and it has 3 diff plugs on it
29:00 <johninja> its always the wrong way
30:00 <Maurice> Samsung, new ipod/iphone and old ipod/iphone
30:00 <Loof> i like fastcharge, it charges in half an hour
30:00 <Serenity> higher tech phones wont work with cheap cables
30:00 <Loof> yeah
30:00 <Loof> they wont
30:00 <Maurice> I use the ps4 cable on my phone lol
30:00 <Maurice> My proper charger broked
30:00 <Serenity> even my s4 doesnt work with shit cables
30:00 <Clarkson> <JimHungry> i got no energy to do fuck all after i wank off
31:00 <Maurice> 1 of the boys ipods wont charge with the reject shop charger, but the other 2 do
31:00 <Maurice> It's odd
31:00 <couleurs> i use my ps4 to charge my iphone 6s plus red ruby
31:00 <Serenity> i keep meaning to get the wireless charging thing but i forget
31:00 <Serenity> until the next time my cable breaks
31:00 <Maurice> The apple chargers are the fucking worst
31:00 <Maurice> I paid 40 bucks for one and it lasted a couple of weeks
32:00 <Loof> get your timers ready, and start them when you open this image: https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/13512043_533207906879778_945923676896191056_n.jpg?oh=dcff061aa2f7dac28f114db1ef37aba7&oe=57F928A2&__gda__=1479312185_a80169e1e1a5de29241a6179a22c1141
32:00 <Serenity> do you have to get specific ones for apple
32:00 <Maurice> I used to get the apple ones from big w, now I get them reject shop ones
32:00 <Maurice> They last longer and are $3
32:00 <Maurice> And even if they only last 2 weeks, it's 3 bucks, not 40
33:00 <Maurice> Fucking ipods
33:00 <Serenity> i just need a new phone
33:00 <Maurice> Need or want
33:00 <couleurs> yea iphone 7!!!!!!
33:00 <Serenity> need
33:00 <Serenity> my phone is a sack of shit
34:00 <Clarkson> whiskey is shit unless its snowing
34:00 <Serenity> every dau it takes all my patience not to smash it into 100000 pieces
34:00 <Maurice> Yes Clarkson, coz we get so much snow
34:00 <Clarkson> lol reason #1 to get a sauna. "Eat junk foot whilst sweating your ass off with no guilt". 
34:00 <Maurice> Mine turned itself off today and wouldn't turn on until I took the battery out
34:00 <Maurice> Then it popped up with 'storage space low' and I fucking hate that icon
34:00 <Tim-Sim> Serenity: what kind of phone is it?
35:00 <Serenity> dude ive said it like 3 times in the last 10 mins
35:00 <Maurice> She's got 2 tin cans joined by string
35:00 <couleurs> iphone 4s
36:00 <doctor> cut my life right into pisces
36:00 <couleurs> good 1
36:00 <dematerialised> this is my raspberry tort
37:00 <doctor> dont sniff petrol guys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Don't Be Rama Rama by Warburton Community members Views: 30,887 Uploader: Adam Thompson Uploaded: Feb 3, 2012 Duration: 3m31s Rating: 4.36
37:00 <doctor> so catchy
37:00 <dematerialised> ah warburton
38:00 <dematerialised> Maria Ferguson1 month ago
38:00 <dematerialised> Stop oppressing them you white CIS shitlords. Petrol sniffing is part of their culture and should be celebrated as such. Quit this shaming and check you privilege﻿
38:00 <dematerialised> i laughed far harder than i should have
38:00 <doctor> lol
39:00 <dematerialised> it is pretty sad though
39:00 <dematerialised> they even sniff opal fuel by mixing metho in it
40:00 <Loof> couleurs wishes he could handle the irie HIRIE: https://youtu.be/5YnLgjleyIQ
40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: I Wanna Be (Acoustic) - HIRIE Views: 14,514 Uploader: Wayne Maria Uploaded: Oct 27, 2015 Duration: 2m26s Rating: 4.78
40:00 <Loof> she's so perfect
40:00 <doctor> They need a better way of accessing their spiritual world
40:00 <Loof> lol
40:00 <dematerialised> easy, take all the housing off them and government funding
41:00 <dematerialised> plenty of spare time then to eat leaves and get high
41:00 <couleurs> u no how i no ur gay? u like reggae xDDD 
41:00 <doctor> could work
41:00 <Loof> i'm married, you're a virgin
41:00 <Loof> who's gay?
42:00 <Loof> lol
42:00 <couleurs> U
42:00 <dematerialised> we all know the marriage is a sham
42:00 <Loof> ok
42:00 <Loof> virgins unite
42:00 <dematerialised> not as much of a sham as taco's marriage though
43:00 <Loof> lol
43:00 <dematerialised> at least you actually have a wife
43:00 <doctor> Yeah that's a weird case
43:00 <dematerialised> he pretends his exists
43:00 <Serenity> im not really married im just middled aged n lonely
43:00 <dematerialised> same
43:00 <dematerialised> we should hang out
44:00 <couleurs> i'm married 2 da mob
44:00 <johninja> lol
44:00 <johninja> i didn't appreciate your statement about reggae music
44:00 <Loof> he's a troll
44:00 <Loof> that's is all
45:00 <couleurs> ROGER FEDER COMBAK FUCK THAT SERBIEN FRANKENSTEIN
45:00 <Loof> that's all anybody knows about him
45:00 <Serenity> i dont mind me a bit of reggae
45:00 <dematerialised> i know plenty about him
45:00 <Loof> most people like it
45:00 <Serenity> but then I like bits n pieces of almost every kind of music
45:00 <dematerialised> i have his dox
45:00 <johninja> i listen to reggae in the car a lot
45:00 <johninja> even dad was getting into it the other day
45:00 <Serenity> ive got me some bob in the car
45:00 <Serenity> i put it on when i need to chill
46:00 <johninja> and he has smelt marijuanna at a new years party back in 79
46:00 <dematerialised> haha
46:00 <Serenity> i try not to listen to anything too fast paced in the car cause i tend to drive more dumb
46:00 <johninja> yeh
46:00 <Loof> reggae is what happy feelings sound like
46:00 <Serenity> drive more dumb.. yeah im good at english
46:00 <johninja> laid back~
46:00 <Loof> yeah
46:00 <johninja> well i think that aptly describes it
46:00 <Loof> couleurs is a fgt
46:00 <dematerialised> i listen to nordic doom metal when i drive
46:00 <dematerialised> its good stuff
47:00 <Loof> i like everything except EDM
47:00 <Tim-Sim> I am thinking of just eating cocnut fat for a week
48:00 <Loof> i even like country
48:00 <Tim-Sim> has anyone done that?
48:00 <Tim-Sim> sorry to interrupt loof
48:00 <Loof> no worries mon
48:00 <Loof> coconuts are irie
48:00 <Maurice> I just sat down and read this
48:00 <Maurice> (22:45:56) (Serenity): ive got me some bob in the car
48:00 <Maurice> (22:46:01) (Serenity): i put it on when i need to chill
48:00 <Maurice> Was wondering why you have vibes in your car
48:00 <johninja> are you stuck on a desert island Tim-Sim?
48:00 <Maurice> Until I read the rest
48:00 <couleurs> i'm EDM
49:00 <Tim-Sim> johninja: no, I want to drop some weight rapidly
49:00 <Maurice> Meth
49:00 <Loof> lol
49:00 <johninja> ^
49:00 <johninja> go on the Maurice meth diet
49:00 <Maurice> You'll also drop some teeth
49:00 <Maurice> But you can't have it all
49:00 <Loof> rofl
49:00 <johninja> i dropped 35kg in two weeks
49:00 <Loof> haha
49:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axu2ju-HwTg
49:00 <Tim-Sim> Meth would turn me into a nutjob. I am paranoid enough as it is
49:00 <johninja> it did seem like a lot longer tbh
49:00 <dematerialised> this is the shit
49:00 <Maurice> I'm probably one of the only people in my area who hasnt tried meth
49:00 <dematerialised> right here
49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: HamferÃ° - VrÃ¡in (Live at TÃ³rshavnÂ´s cathedral) Views: 22,572 Uploader: tutl TV - Music from the Faroe Islands Uploaded: Sep 6, 2013 Duration: 10m0s Rating: 4.91
50:00 <Loof> i tried it once, it was fucking horrible
50:00 <Loof> don't get the attraction to it
52:00 <Loof> got this song in your car sez? https://youtu.be/ia6Tvpj6dPw
52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bob Marley - Small Axe Views: 2,228,895 Uploader: kaktus reggae Uploaded: Feb 27, 2008 Duration: 3m56s Rating: 4.89
53:00 <couleurs> ROGER FEDER COMBAK FUCK THAT SERBIEN FRANKENSTEIN
53:00 <couleurs> whoops i was scrolled up
55:00 <johninja> here Maurice http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/mind/into-the-vortex-luke-williams-spiral-into-iceinduced-psychosis/news-story/73ed84e6830e6192d9685b1de61ed128 
56:00 <Loof> look at this pic while you listen to bob and dream of an irie caribbean sunset
56:00 <couleurs> ok
56:00 <Loof> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-W_EPemOYOHA/UTdhZF5EFFI/AAAAAAAARhc/a3ehqiv37qY/s1920/caribbean-sunset-1080.jpg
57:00 <johninja> TLDR After a short time, I moved into my bedroom and started masturbating to this self-generating porn that seemed as if it had been made just for me, with all the people I liked best, performing the most erotic acts I could imagine. -- Yes, I had. I had been masturbating for sixteen hours non-stop, and it felt as if I had been in there for less than an hour.
58:00 <Maurice> Are you suggesting I take ice or that I masturbate a lot?
58:00 <Loof> lol
58:00 <johninja> why not both
58:00 <Maurice> Well I'm ok with the latter
58:00 <johninja> well you said you didn't get the appeal
58:00 <johninja> so i guess its just all about bating
59:00 <Loof> https://studybooks.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/sunset_10.jpg
59:00 <johninja> nice pic
59:00 <johninja> I was gonna buy a hammock today
59:00 <Loof> i'd love one
59:00 <Loof> but no trees
59:00 <couleurs> that me in it i'm a babe
59:00 <johninja> but i didn't want to smash it into any of my pillars or trees
00:00 <johninja> nice little boobies
00:00 <Loof> small boobies rule
00:00 <johninja> yeh i like them all 
00:00 <johninja> small boobs are still fun
01:00 <Loof> yeah
01:00 <couleurs> itty bitty titty
01:00 <TheRiddler> pitty titties
01:00 <couleurs> bread titties
02:00 <Loof> those rare big boobs that actually defy gravity yet aren't fake are amazing, but like i said they're rare
02:00 <Clarkson> yeah ur alittle bitch ive heard.
03:00 <Loof> rarer than a 15 inch wang
03:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NDvkhnfnoU
03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: HamferÃ° - Harra GuÃ° tÃ­tt dÃ½ra navn og Ã¦ra Views: 42,274 Uploader: Faroefolk Uploaded: Mar 1, 2012 Duration: 4m46s Rating: 4.96
04:00 <Loof> love it demast
04:00 <Loof> demat*
04:00 <dematerialised> its quality stuff
04:00 <Serenity> [10:52pm] <Loof> got this song in your car sez?
04:00 <Serenity> neg
04:00 <Serenity> i pretty much use spotify in the car now though its much easier
04:00 <Loof> nice
05:00 <Doodle> WELL LAH DI DAH
06:00 <couleurs> i use a tape deck adapter with me ipod in georgeandorwell's 1996 toyota corolla
06:00 <Loof> yawn
06:00 <Maurice> I have a usb in mine, but mostly the radio is happening
06:00 <Doodle> ye i have a usb too
06:00 <Doodle> twins
06:00 <Tim-Sim> I have a CD player that skips... gives me the shits, I need an MP3 player in there
07:00 <johninja> lol
07:00 <johninja> retro as fuck
07:00 <Clarkson> welcome 2 hell
07:00 <Doodle> just get a usb adapter
07:00 <Maurice> We should have twin sex
07:00 <Doodle> hot
07:00 <couleurs> NiCe
07:00 <johninja> I can hook you up with a used car sterio Tim-Sim
07:00 <johninja> $60
08:00 <Loof> couleurs is acting like i'm the only one who uses these words lol
09:00 <Tim-Sim> johninja: wouldn't fit in my car, it needs a special fascia kit to install an aftermarket CD player and wiring changes or some shit
09:00 <johninja> nothing i can't fix with an anglegrinder and some duct tape
09:00 <Tim-Sim> nice
09:00 <johninja> http://imgur.com/a/oZCxU 
10:00 <couleurs> rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
10:00 <Serenity> we put a new deck in our car cause the inbuilt cd player shit its self.. it doesnt actually play cds lol
10:00 <Serenity> but its got bluetooth and usb so it doesnt matter
10:00 <Loof> nice
11:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah if it plays MP3s from USB... you are set
11:00 <Doodle> or
11:00 <Doodle> just get a usb adapter
12:00 <couleurs> usbin' usbin' usbin' usbin'
12:00 <Serenity> for what
12:00 <johninja> lol
12:00 <johninja> you need an aux fo dat
12:00 <Doodle> if his car has a huge stupid fascia it will have an aux
12:00 <Doodle> my aux was in the back of the head unit
12:00 <johninja> yeah just use your aux dummy
12:00 <Serenity> mine doesnt
13:00 <couleurs> then it's got a faux 
13:00 <Loof> gawd
13:00 <couleurs> xDDDD
13:00 <johninja> triggered
13:00 <Loof> lol
13:00 <Serenity> god ive gotta get up early tomorrow fucking hell
13:00 <Serenity> SO MUCH 4 SKOOL HOLZ
14:00 <couleurs> me 2 i have a match on in 4 hours and roger is still playen fucken hael
14:00 <Tim-Sim> school holidays???? how old are you?
14:00 <couleurs> i'm 13
14:00 <dematerialised> Serenity is 15
14:00 <Maurice> Serenity me too lol
14:00 <Tim-Sim> jesus h chrits
14:00 <Maurice> Have to be at the vet by 8
14:00 <Serenity> i have children Tim-Sim...
14:00 <Loof> that's what you tell the chicks couleurs?
14:00 <Tim-Sim> oh 
14:00 <couleurs> yea, mon
15:00 <Serenity> ants going to his mates place
15:00 <Loof> irie
15:00 <Tim-Sim> nice song
15:00 <dematerialised> its a lovely song
15:00 <Maurice> You Dome-ing it?
15:00 <Serenity> apparently he needs help getting there fkn lazy shit
15:00 <dematerialised> i will sing it amelia on our wedding day
15:00 <Serenity> yeah I think so
15:00 <Serenity> long as they have something i can eat lol
15:00 <couleurs> stop kissing me seal, your whiskers are ticklish 
15:00 <Loof> what happened to seal's face? does anyone know?
15:00 <johninja> fantastic song
15:00 <Doodle> acne
16:00 <dematerialised> i think faux would also sploosh her pants if i sung this to her on whatsapp
16:00 <Loof> ah
16:00 <dematerialised> or laugh
16:00 <dematerialised> maybe both
16:00 <Maurice> I had the pancakes last time I was there
16:00 <Maurice> Not enough syrup
16:00 <Serenity> seal has a form of lupus
16:00 <Serenity> they are scars on his face
16:00 <Maurice> Need 3 more ltrs
16:00 <Loof> ah shit
16:00 <couleurs> maybe it's maybeline
16:00 <Loof> i always thought he got stabbed in the face lol
16:00 <johninja> i was hoping there would be a cool story with explosions
17:00 <dematerialised> he did
17:00 <dematerialised> with seal whiskers
17:00 <dematerialised> hence his name
17:00 <President_Trump> i am messi
17:00 <Serenity> hes seal johninja not james hetfield
17:00 <Serenity> lol
17:00 <Maurice> He boned Heidi Klume for years, I think he's doing ok
17:00 <johninja> lol
17:00 <dematerialised> hetfield is a faggot
17:00 <Maurice> -e
17:00 <Loof> agreed
17:00 <dematerialised> he used to be hardcore
17:00 <dematerialised> then he stopped drinking
17:00 <Serenity> you're a faggot faggo
17:00 <Serenity> t
17:00 <dematerialised> and became a poof
18:00 <Loof> hetfield hunts animals you cant eat
18:00 <Serenity> yeah what a poof not drinking so he could keep his wife n kids
18:00 <Serenity> rofl.
18:00 <johninja> i'm not sure who that is but i will just agree with the general concensus
18:00 <dematerialised> hetfield == lead singer of metallica
18:00 <johninja> oh ok
18:00 <President_Trump> seal is a good looking man
18:00 <Serenity> wtf.. who doesnt know who james is
18:00 <Serenity> wtf
18:00 <Maurice> He's not
18:00 <Serenity> he has scars on his face due to exploding pyrotechnics
18:00 <johninja> i never really got into metallica tbh
18:00 <johninja> for shame
18:00 <Serenity> thats why i said it jogn
18:00 <Serenity> john
19:00 <dematerialised> if you're going to listen to metallica, listen to "and justice for all" album
19:00 <couleurs> james hatfield 4 lars urlich bachman
19:00 <johninja> ohhh
19:00 <johninja> well that's pretty damn cool
19:00 <dematerialised> and then master of puppets
19:00 <johninja> i like him now
19:00 <dematerialised> and then metallica/black
19:00 <dematerialised> and then nothing else
19:00 <dematerialised> because the rest is shit
19:00 <johninja> lol 
19:00 <johninja> well i didn't like how they kicked up a big stink about music piracy 
20:00 <johninja> thats a bit of a downer
20:00 <Serenity> i should try on my metallica shirt n see how it fits
20:00 <Loof> yeah the napster thing was shite
20:00 <Loof> fuckers
20:00 <Loof> i lost respect for them after that
20:00 <dematerialised> essential metallica johninja
21:00 <couleurs> no way dude check out st angry that 1 da best it's about bean in prison and sex
21:00 <Serenity> ride da lightning
21:00 <Loof> tool - prison sex is a good song
21:00 <Loof> it's about prison and sex
21:00 <couleurs> that don't sound very reggae......
21:00 <Serenity> im gonna see if i can find me shirt now
21:00 <Loof> cause i'm only into reggae
22:00 <Tim-Sim> bogan...
22:00 <johninja> you can probs rock it as a nighty now
22:00 <Loof> lol
22:00 <johninja> look we can't all drive SAABs ok
22:00 <Loof> apex gang can
22:00 <johninja> tru
22:00 <dematerialised> lol @ apex gang
22:00 <johninja> are you in apex gang Tim-Sim?
22:00 <dematerialised> such a fucking dorky name
22:00 <Loof> i know right
22:00 <Loof> fucking sudos
23:00 <Tim-Sim> johninja: no
23:00 <johninja> somali pirates is way cooler
23:00 <johninja> phew
23:00 <Serenity> woo found it
23:00 <dematerialised> messenger of fear in sight, dark deception kills the light!
23:00 <Serenity> [11:22pm] <johninja> you can probs rock it as a nighty now
23:00 <Serenity> nah i havent been able to wear it cause it was way too small
23:00 <Loof> hot
23:00 <johninja> ohhh
24:00 <Tim-Sim> those pricks should be mailed back to Africa
24:00 <johninja> wow
24:00 <dematerialised> yeah!
24:00 <dematerialised> dont worry
24:00 <Serenity> fits good now
24:00 <dematerialised> pauline will clean up the country
24:00 <johninja> i wasn't expecting that
24:00 <Serenity> prob better than it did before
24:00 <couleurs> that's y i voted 4 paulen n dazza
24:00 <dematerialised> daz will kill all the pedos and paulie will kill all the non whites
24:00 <couleurs> make australia gr8 again (and white)
24:00 <dematerialised> fucken straya cunts!
24:00 <johninja> lol
24:00 <couleurs> fuk u cunt
25:00 <Loof> it's alright to be white
25:00 <Serenity> I am so fatigued from all the politics and dumb cunts with opinions about politics
25:00 <dematerialised> she's gonna open hunting season on all you yellow fellows
25:00 <Loof> love those bumper stickers
25:00 <Loof> lol
25:00 <dematerialised> it'll be romper stomper all over again
25:00 <dematerialised> also, great film
25:00 <Loof> "stop the asian invasion" was a popular bumper sticker at one point
25:00 <dematerialised> everyone should watch it
26:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmFSR2E4sCY 
26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Johnny Rebel- Send em all back to Africa Views: 558,875 Uploader: Jacob Cornelius Uploaded: Jan 18, 2016 Duration: 3m25s Rating: 4.16
26:00 <couleurs> russ da neo nazi
26:00 <dematerialised> BlaizerBoyz1 month ago
26:00 <dematerialised> I have black people in my family tree, they are still hanging around somewhere.﻿
26:00 <dematerialised> lost it
26:00 <couleurs> HOLY SHIT ROGER WON
27:00 <Tim-Sim> skin head, skin head, looking for a fight! skin head, skin head, looking for a root! 
27:00 <couleurs> nuber 1
27:00 <couleurs> tawain nuber 1
27:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKvQiHiLabE
27:00 <dematerialised> there you go
27:00 <dematerialised> go nuts
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Romper Stomper - Russell Crowe [FULL MOVIE] 1992 Views: 380,254 Uploader: GoN Uploaded: May 6, 2014 Duration: 92m36s Rating: 4.69
27:00 <Loof> am i the only one who pays attention to couleurs?
27:00 <dematerialised> i always pay attention to couleurs
27:00 <dematerialised> he's a cornerstone of my irc experience
27:00 <Loof> lol
27:00 <couleurs> i still haven't seen the nice guys
28:00 <Loof> wot
28:00 <couleurs> i heard it was good
28:00 <Serenity> havent seen that movie for ages
28:00 <couleurs> hope russell crowe is still a neo nazi racist h8er
28:00 <Loof> it was a movie
28:00 <couleurs> irie mon
28:00 <Loof> he is an actor
29:00 <Loof> you fucking spaz
29:00 <Clarkson> this ep of my little pony seems like it's about boobs
29:00 <couleurs> i'm only kidden U
29:00 <Loof> just shutup plz
29:00 <couleurs> i'm an actor 2
29:00 <couleurs> ok :(
30:00 <Loof> oh come back couleurs pleaaaaase
30:00 <Loof> lol
31:00 <Serenity> couluers is like the kmart version of paul banks
31:00 <Maurice> I forgot about that moron
32:00 <dematerialised> https://youtu.be/vKvQiHiLabE?t=1542
32:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Romper Stomper - Russell Crowe [FULL MOVIE] 1992 Views: 380,254 Uploader: GoN Uploaded: May 6, 2014 Duration: 92m36s Rating: 4.69
32:00 <dematerialised> the fight!
33:00 <Tim-Sim> I don;t know if it's because I am getting old or am turning into a fat bastard but I don't even want a root anymore
33:00 <Clarkson> oi, now wheres that cunt with the dirty vids?
34:00 <dematerialised> i'd be getting your balls checked Tim-Sim
34:00 <Loof> same Tim-Sim
34:00 <Loof> cbf
34:00 <johninja> well if you can do without the hassle then good for you
34:00 <johninja> winning
35:00 <Loof> yeah it's a blessing man
35:00 <Maurice> How old is old
35:00 <johninja> you'll probably end up getting laid now you aren't looking for it
36:00 <johninja> tends to be how things go
36:00 <Loof> yeah now that we are actually listening to women and not thinking about their boobs
36:00 <johninja> lol it could well be that
36:00 <Loof> i think so :)
36:00 <Maurice> Or maybe you need medical help to get it up
37:00 <Loof> i tried viagra, gave me headaches
37:00 <Loof> (the head on my shoulders)
38:00 <Tim-Sim> I see married couples and think, fuck that, how can you put up with that shit
38:00 <Loof> yeah variety would be good
39:00 <Loof> marriage takes away our natural urge to spread the seed
39:00 <Loof> well it doesn't take away the urge
39:00 <Loof> just stops us doing it lol
39:00 <Loof> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_seven-year_itch
39:00 <Maurice> What shit do married couples put up with?
40:00 <Loof> kids
40:00 <johninja> I guess it depends on the couple
40:00 <Maurice> Non married couples put up with kids..
40:00 <Loof> true
40:00 <johninja> or the fact you only spend like 1/4 of your time together
40:00 <johninja> that probably helps a lot
40:00 <Maurice> I spend 1/5 with him lol
40:00 <johninja> lol
40:00 <Loof> i'd like variety, not onegina
40:00 <Maurice> He's old and his cock works a treat, so I dunno what these 2 knobs are on about
40:00 <Loof> lol
40:00 <Maurice> Well you married her, so it's your own fault
41:00 <Loof> god
41:00 <Maurice> If you didn't want to be stuck with one cunt for your life, why did you marry hr
41:00 <Maurice> Her
41:00 <Clarkson> i just got some sexy new shields Sassasaurus
41:00 <Loof> to move in with her
41:00 <Loof> chinese customs are shite
41:00 <johninja> well i guess the cooking and cleaning stuff is pretty cool
41:00 <Loof> yeah
41:00 <johninja> doing the washing
42:00 <Maurice> You could do that yourself with 'tying' yourself down to one chick
42:00 <johninja> motivating me to do shit
42:00 <Maurice> Without*
42:00 <Clarkson> pink kitten is the gay
42:00 <Maurice> FUCK THIS KEYBOARD
42:00 <johninja> I just got a new KB
42:00 <johninja> didn't realise just how shit my old one was
42:00 <Loof> The seven-year itch is a psychological term that suggests that happiness in a relationship declines after around year seven of a marriage.[1] 
42:00 <Maurice> What a load of shit
42:00 <Serenity> marriage or relationship?
43:00 <Loof> The seven-year itch can be analyzed quantitatively. Divorce rates show a trend in couples that, on average, divorce around seven years. Statistics show that there is a low risk of separation during the first months of marriage.
43:00 <Serenity> cause we're coming up for 7 years toether this year
43:00 <Serenity> dun dun dunnn
43:00 <Maurice> I've been married for 12 yrs and together for 15
43:00 <British^Meat> lol totally, coz i got married after 8 yrs
43:00 <Loof> you're one coupole
43:00 <Loof> hey i didn't do the study
43:00 <Maurice> It's on wiki, it's not valid
43:00 <Serenity> its an actual thing ive heard of it loads of times
43:00 <Maurice> Yeah based on an old movie
44:00 <Loof> not everything on wiki is bullshit
44:00 <Tim-Sim> Loof: that is about the same time it takes to raise a child to be old enough to survive without constant protection, kinda like an evolutionary thing
44:00 <Maurice> Most of it is due to anyone being able to edit it
44:00 <Loof> yeah Tim-Sim
44:00 <Loof> some people dont agree with studies
44:00 <Loof> cause reasons
44:00 <Serenity> statisically speaking people are more likely to separate around the 7 year mark but still thats only out of the 47ish% of people who separate
45:00 <Maurice> Hang on, a 7yr old can not survive without protection
45:00 <Loof> back in my day... lol
45:00 <Maurice> Hell, in my town an 18yr old can't survive either
45:00 <johninja> well it either learns to survive or it dies
45:00 <Serenity> my ex and i split after 7 years and 2 months
45:00 <Maurice> Since they found his body
45:00 <Maurice> Yeah but he was a giant donkey bucket, Serenity
45:00 <Serenity> i guess ive just gotta beat that hey haha
45:00 <Maurice> 7 yrs, 3 months
45:00 <Tim-Sim> Maurice: it's science
45:00 <Maurice> You're good to go
45:00 <johninja> lol
45:00 <johninja> well you made it 7 years
45:00 <Serenity> we're 7 years n oct
46:00 <johninja> thats a pretty good acheive,ent
46:00 <Maurice> We're 15 in nov
46:00 <Loof> rare
46:00 <Maurice> I've wanted to bury him under the fishpond a few times
46:00 <Maurice> We got through it
46:00 <Serenity> considering i got with him when i was 15 its a bloody good achievement tbh
46:00 <johninja> slipery slope Tim-Sim
46:00 <Maurice> My parents have been married for 42 yrs, my grandparents for 64
47:00 <Maurice> How my nanna hasn't murdered my pop I'll never know
47:00 <Serenity> its not rare statisically more people stay married than people who dont
47:00 <Maurice> He's so annoying
47:00 <Serenity> only by a few % more but its still more
47:00 <Tim-Sim> some couples sleep in separate beds
47:00 <Maurice> Coz it's a hassle filling out divorce papers
47:00 <Serenity> my mum n dad were together 35 years before he passed
48:00 <Loof> "After five million years of evolution, no one can expect men to change in little more than 10,000 years. Simply put; men have the built-in desire to spread their seed to as many acceptable companions as possible. It is simply survival of the species: within nature, the male mates with numerous females in order to ensure the survival of the species through production of offspring. The practice of infidelity knows no national boundaries and is 
48:00 <Loof> accepted as a way of life despite the fact that many find it morally reprehensible."
48:00 <Loof> http://au.askmen.com/dating/curtsmith_60/94b_dating_advice.html
48:00 <Maurice> We might be the minority, Serenity, sticking it out :o
48:00 <Serenity> we're only at 4 years be got a way to go to catch up to you
48:00 <Serenity> haha
48:00 <dematerialised> ive always said that loof, its guys duty to fuck everything that moves
48:00 <Loof> it's nature
48:00 <Maurice> LOL
48:00 <johninja> this planet needs more pople
49:00 <Tim-Sim> well the new way of doing things is with test tubes and incubators
49:00 <Maurice> It really doesn't need more people
49:00 <johninja> i think we can cram a few more in
49:00 <Serenity> why do men get to fuck everything that moves
49:00 <Serenity> thats racist
49:00 <Maurice> So is
49:00 <Loof> being male is so sexist
49:00 <Maurice> Cam doesn't want more kids coz they wouldn't be able to fit in the car and if he had a kid with someone else I'd take his damn car
49:00 <Maurice> Hit him where it hurts
49:00 <johninja> lol
49:00 <Serenity> rofll
50:00 <Serenity> i dont want any more because ew
50:00 <Tim-Sim> his wallet
50:00 <johninja> i dunno if you get to take the car if you cheat
50:00 <Maurice> He goes the other day 'you know I like even numbers' (tv volume) and I go 'but we have 3 kids' and he nearly took my head off 'I'M NOT FUCKING CHANGING THAT'
50:00 <Maurice> CALM DOWN MAN, I DON'T WANT ONE EITHER
50:00 <Loof> "women and cheating
50:00 <Loof> But don't start grabbing your crotch and spitting just yet; similar to the needs of men, women also have a biological urge to cheat. During ovulation, it is instinctive for them to seek out and acquire the best/most fertile/strongest sperm to impregnate them. Aha! So that's why women are naturally drawn to men with good hunter instincts such as those with large muscular frames or a Porsche 911."
50:00 <Maurice> johninja, no, I'm taking his car if he cheats
51:00 <johninja> oh, thats fair
51:00 <Serenity> its only cheating if you do it behind their back
51:00 <johninja> yeah
51:00 <Maurice> If I'm in the room and it's another guy it's all good
51:00 <Tim-Sim> you could always adopt some apex gang members
51:00 <johninja> lol
51:00 <johninja> i can see Maurice taming the wild beast
51:00 <johninja> "where should i put the washing basket lady?"
52:00 <Maurice> Lol
52:00 <Maurice> During ovulation, it is instinctive for them to seek out and acquire the best/most fertile/strongest sperm to impregnate them.
52:00 <Maurice> What the actual fuck
52:00 <Clarkson> PrometheanStardust: Ummm gay people dont have relationships based on sex only. They actually get to know their partners just like hetero couples do.
53:00 <Loof> lol
53:00 <Maurice> Who the fuck wants to be knocked up
53:00 <Serenity> eww
53:00 <Tim-Sim> some women with motherly instincts do
54:00 <Tim-Sim> surely 
54:00 <Serenity> fuck those guys
54:00 <Loof> yeah Tim-Sim with some women the kids are an afterthought to say the least
54:00 <Maurice> They're not women, they're idiots
54:00 <johninja> or the ones who wake up and realise they have spent the last 20 years working and its almost getting to late to have kids and they will become a cat lady
54:00 <Loof> lol
54:00 <Maurice> I'd fucking love to be a cat lady
54:00 <Clarkson> years ago I ate shit
55:00 <Loof> or go get some young fetus to shove up their withered decrepid old womb
55:00 <johninja> yeh
55:00 <Loof> not even their kid
55:00 <Loof> it's someone elses fetus
55:00 <Serenity> im glad i did it all young tbh
55:00 <Tim-Sim> johninja: or spent their most fertile years getting a UNI degree in womens rights 
55:00 <Serenity> by the time im old my kids will be grown n gone
55:00 <Maurice> Me too
55:00 <Maurice> Kinda
55:00 <Loof> it's healthier when young
56:00 <Maurice> I was a bit older than you but still young considering
56:00 <Loof> less risk of down syndrome among other things
56:00 <Maurice> Had the last spawn at 26
56:00 <Loof> younger is better
56:00 <Loof> 44 is too old
56:00 <Serenity> i had my last at 23
56:00 <Serenity> thank fuck
57:00 <Tim-Sim> some women are spawning small humans into their early forties these days
57:00 <johninja> lol Tim-Sim
57:00 <Loof> oldest i've heard is 48
57:00 <TheRiddler> just downloaded pokemon go
57:00 <Loof> at 42 the odds are only 10% of conception
58:00 <johninja> thats random as fuck ash
58:00 <Maurice> I got married at 23 and you were pushing a human out of your vag
58:00 <Loof> this is why i hate him johninja
58:00 <TheRiddler> sif
58:00 <Serenity> well no not that time
58:00 <Serenity> that was the sun roof job
58:00 <TheRiddler> it's the trending thing atm in the world
58:00 <Maurice> Lol true
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <Maurice> And it was jan vs nov
58:00 <Loof> TheRiddler are you a lemming?
58:00 <Serenity> ant came out like it was a waterslide
58:00 <johninja> wait what happened with the sun roof?
59:00 <Maurice> C-sect johninja
59:00 <johninja> ohh
59:00 <Maurice> Serenity took the lazy way out
59:00 <TheRiddler> I dont have green hair so no
59:00 <Maurice> TOO POSH TO PUSH
59:00 <johninja> lol
59:00 <Serenity> sun roof is a metaphor for c section john
59:00 <Serenity> oh she beat me
59:00 <johninja> never heard it before
59:00 <johninja> my bad
00:00 <dematerialised> its so cold my willy is the size of a grape
00:00 <Loof> TheRiddler and his evergoing quest to be popular by just doing everything everyone else is doing, yawnnnn
00:00 <Maurice> I'll beat you alright
01:00 <Maurice> I'll beat your dick off
01:00 <TheRiddler> Loof and his evergoing quest to be an old man
01:00 <Maurice> </Channing>
01:00 <Loof> yeah i'm old
01:00 <Loof> deal with it
01:00 <TheRiddler> ok grandpa
01:00 <Loof> .
01:00 <Loof> my age seems to be your problem, not mine
02:00 <dematerialised> you've both got tiny dicks
02:00 <Loof> lol
02:00 <Maurice> Whats your age again
02:00 <TheRiddler> whatever you say wrinkly
02:00 <johninja> you are older right now than you ever have been and younger than you ever will be
03:00 <Serenity> im 30 this year
03:00 <Loof> my wife told me the most profound thing i've ever heard her say tonight
03:00 <Serenity> depressing
03:00 <Loof> in life you should do what scares you
03:00 <Maurice> 30
03:00 <Maurice> Bitch
03:00 <Maurice> My bday this month :)
03:00 <Maurice> Er :(
04:00 <Serenity> did she read that on fb? cause theres been a quote going around on my feed to the effect of doing things that scares you
04:00 <Serenity> one of those motivational things
04:00 <Loof> yeah she did
04:00 <Loof> lol
04:00 <Loof> if you don't you'll regret it when you're old or some shit
04:00 <CLOWN> Lumeah
06:00 <Maurice> I'd regret doing you
06:00 <Maurice> But thats just me
09:00 <Loof> TheRiddler is actually Emmet: https://youtu.be/wRRNzK58ttw?t=1m45s
09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Lego Movie Interrogation Scene 1080P HD Views: 518,856 Uploader: IDK What My YouTube Name Should Be Uploaded: Oct 24, 2014 Duration: 3m26s Rating: 4.76
12:00 <johninja> http://pics1.pof.com/dating/1134/96/54/476f2a1ef-6f58-4152-b50f-92e6aa3faaac.jpg 
12:00 <johninja> lol 
13:00 <johninja> bored so i'll flash my assets in a sexy outfit
13:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/pjU53x1.gif
13:00 <Maurice> I love that movie
13:00 <Loof> gross
13:00 <Maurice> I have it in 3D
13:00 <Loof> who's titts demat?
13:00 <dematerialised> mine
13:00 <Loof> they're rank
13:00 <Maurice> Took me until nearly the end to figure out what the kragle was
13:00 <Loof> lol
14:00 <Loof> it's the best movie
14:00 <johninja> crikey demat
14:00 <dematerialised> i often motorboat myself
14:00 <johninja> i thought it was gonna be a prank
14:00 <dematerialised> yeah no
14:00 <dematerialised> just tits
14:00 <Clarkson> dont drink shit bottled crap
14:00 <dematerialised> reminds me of a friend actually
14:00 <dematerialised> brb fapping
14:00 <Maurice> Emmett was Owen from Jurassic World
15:00 <Serenity> i miss the days my boobs were that full
15:00 <Maurice> My boobs have never been that full :/
15:00 <johninja> hi im a 25 year old lady. ?? I haven't been on one of these dating sites before so I'm just going to give this a shot!!Its fine if yours are or not interested! But I prefer to see how things go..Well here goe
16:00 <Serenity> i honestly dont know how mine are the same cupsize but are so deflated
16:00 <Serenity> the science just doesnt work
17:00 <dematerialised> are they now like a sock with wet sand in the end of them?
17:00 <Loof> i'm not proud of my boobs either :(
17:00 <Maurice> I'm ok with mine, they're small but they're ok
17:00 <Serenity> that would be a nice way of describing them dematerialised
17:00 <dematerialised> you should show me so i can make an informed opinion
18:00 <Serenity> if the sock was made from dried skin that resembles the outside of a prune
18:00 <Maurice> Foreskin skin
18:00 <Serenity> im not showing you anything haha
18:00 <dematerialised> yeah ok i'll just wait for my phone to go off then
18:00 <dematerialised> :3
18:00 <Serenity> its repulsive
22:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axu2ju-HwTg
22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: HamferÃ° - VrÃ¡in (Live at TÃ³rshavnÂ´s cathedral) Views: 22,572 Uploader: tutl TV - Music from the Faroe Islands Uploaded: Sep 6, 2013 Duration: 10m0s Rating: 4.91
22:00 <johninja> As soon as a chick says 'Holden' as one of her interests i instantly hit x
22:00 <dematerialised> that is the correct action
22:00 <Loof> lol
23:00 <johninja> you just know it's not gonna work
23:00 <dematerialised> she probably voted for pauline hanson too
23:00 <Serenity> lol
23:00 <johninja> i would actually prefer that
23:00 <Maurice> I have 2 Holdens, does that mean I'm out? :(
23:00 <johninja> theres always an exception to every rule
24:00 <dematerialised> doubly-so
24:00 <johninja> i didn't even know that about you
24:00 <Loof> they should have that music on vikings
24:00 <Loof> it rocks
24:00 <dematerialised> it does doesn't it
24:00 <Loof> love it
25:00 <dematerialised> that last song i posted is particularly lovely
25:00 <dematerialised> unfortunately i cant find the album anywhere
25:00 <Loof> damn :(
26:00 <Serenity> yeahhh butt Maurice  if you had a profile to put interests on would you put holden?
26:00 <Serenity> cause theres a diff between that n owning onw
26:00 <Serenity> one
26:00 <Maurice> Yeah I wouldn't
26:00 <Maurice> Coz I don't give a shit that much
26:00 <Serenity> lol
27:00 <Tim-Sim> maybe I DO need my balls to be checked out and all these energy drinks have destroyed them
27:00 <dematerialised> my pof would say something like "30-something white collar professional, likes long walks on the beach, creating fuck toys out of sponges and latex gloves. Enquire within"
27:00 <Loof> yeah i can only find the single it's on demat: https://open.spotify.com/album/0aHfpCAkWYX7HWPA1yTNpz
28:00 <dematerialised> yeah it was released on an EP
28:00 <Loof> ah
28:00 <dematerialised> Vilst er síðsta fet
28:00 <dematerialised> is the name of the EP
28:00 <Loof> yeah
30:00 <Serenity> mine would say nothing because  ill never be that horny.
30:00 <dematerialised> i just dont like the idea of online dating
30:00 <dematerialised> or dating in general
30:00 <johninja> About Me: I've had more****then you have had hot meals
30:00 <johninja> charming
30:00 <Loof> just what every guy wants!
30:00 <Loof> lol
30:00 <johninja> lol yeh
30:00 <Loof> ie aids
30:00 <Serenity> if god forbid I was  ever single again id stay that way. i jave no interest in meeting anyone and pretending  i care for anything they have to say
30:00 <Serenity> tbh
30:00 <johninja> massive loose twat
31:00 <Loof> yeah lol
31:00 <dematerialised> thats pretty much it sezz lol
31:00 <johninja> well
31:00 <johninja> after a while
31:00 <johninja> you kinda move on
31:00 <johninja> but yeah i get it, its fucking hard
31:00 <Clarkson> follow my ass on twitter... or, i'll kill you xD
31:00 <Maurice> If I was single I'd lock the front door and order online
31:00 <johninja> thats a big reason why i keep hooking up with my ex
31:00 <johninja> because we already done all that bs
32:00 <dematerialised> its not about moving on, its about not having to deal with that shit. if i get that desperate for cuddles i'll hire a prostitute
32:00 <dematerialised> but so far im doing alright
32:00 <dematerialised> im averaging at least 2 roots a year so its not all bad
32:00 <Serenity> ive never been someone who needs the company of others. any partners ive had have always been  by  chance ove neve4 actively  looked for a partner or ever dated with the intension of finding  a bf
32:00 <Serenity> its all so ugh
32:00 <Loof> same, and i'm married demat lol
32:00 <johninja> 2 in the bush is better than 20 in the hand
32:00 <Loof> yeah lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
33:00 <johninja> nn
33:00 <Serenity> i dont think ive ever once actively searched for a bf like people do
33:00 <Serenity> its weird to me
33:00 <johninja> you still look for a root tho right?
33:00 <Maurice> Loof, after everything you've said tonight, it's probably time you divorced.
33:00 <Loof> it's complicated
34:00 <Serenity> i dont know how to say this without sounding full  of myself lol
34:00 <Serenity> ive never had to loo
34:00 <johninja> lol
34:00 <Serenity> look for roots
34:00 <johninja> so you have a vagina
34:00 <Clarkson> keep that shit to yo' self
34:00 <Maurice> Serenity has a snatch like a mouse trap
34:00 <Serenity> if i want them... theyre there.
34:00 <dematerialised> i was about to say
34:00 <dematerialised> you have a vagina
34:00 <Serenity> yer
34:00 <Serenity> its never been a worry
34:00 <Maurice> Power of the pussy
34:00 <Maurice> It's so very easy
34:00 <johninja> yeh its not hard
34:00 <Serenity> a vagina  and big tits.. i mean..
34:00 <Clarkson> and mah fucking legal aid was gonna say that i admit guilt
35:00 <Serenity> 5 mins is all it takes
35:00 <Serenity> lol
35:00 <Maurice> If you're not hard, we're doing it wrong
35:00 <johninja> yeah
35:00 <johninja> lol
35:00 <Loof> it's 13 when kids can decide when they want to live with yeah?
35:00 <Maurice> A vagina and small tits
35:00 <johninja> i was thinking that just after i wrote that
35:00 <Clarkson> cause your a  dog whore try hard faggot
35:00 <Maurice> <--
35:00 <Serenity> its not any age anymore loof
35:00 <Serenity> its whatever the court  decides  is best
35:00 <Loof> ah damn
35:00 <Maurice> Lol wait
35:00 <johninja> which is uaually mummy right?
36:00 <Loof> guess i'll be staying with her then
36:00 <Maurice> Are you planning on staying around until your 4? 5? yr old is 13?
36:00 <johninja> unless she's a violent meth addict and daddy isn't
36:00 <johninja> or some shit
36:00 <Serenity> no john
36:00 <Clarkson> silence fairy cunt
36:00 <Loof> yah
36:00 <Maurice> You fucking dickbag
36:00 <Serenity> courts push 50/50 always now
36:00 <Maurice> Grow a pair of balls
36:00 <johninja> cool, hope so
36:00 <Serenity> problem is. the process is long and expensive 
37:00 <Maurice> Maybe Loof needs to stop buying phones and finance a lawyer
37:00 <Serenity> so until the process is done one parent can pretty much do what they like
37:00 <Loof> lawyers said they said she has family support and i have noone, she'll get him
37:00 <Maurice> Thank fuck the 2nd kid never happened
37:00 <Clarkson> renee: flat chested anal fisting wh0re
37:00 <Serenity> she absolutely  will if you dont have the means to support him
37:00 <Serenity> house etc
37:00 <Loof> yeah
38:00 <Loof> working on that
38:00 <Serenity> but a rental is fine you dont have to own etc
38:00 <Serenity> long as its stable  and  he has  a space of his own
38:00 <Loof> so he doesn't ever get to decide?
39:00 <Loof> cause he'd choose me in an instant
39:00 <Serenity> they will take into account things he says
39:00 <Loof> cool
39:00 <Serenity> but he will never get an absolute  decision 
39:00 <Loof> ah
39:00 <Loof> she has two family lawyer sisters
39:00 <Maurice> Around 13 they get a voice loud enough to be heard
40:00 <Loof> and she has family support and a house
40:00 <Loof> i dont have any of that
40:00 <Maurice> I know this from my nephew
40:00 <Serenity> but i mean.. imagine trying to force a 16 year old to do anything haha
41:00 <Loof> i don't want him living with some loser she hooks up with that abuses him if i leave her, and she will
41:00 <Serenity> so once they get to a certain  age... they can do what they want
41:00 <Loof> yah
41:00 <Serenity> good luck forcing them
41:00 <Loof> lol
41:00 <Maurice> To be honest your kid needs parents that aren't you and his mother
41:00 <Loof> i'm a good dad
41:00 <Loof> he needs a different mother
42:00 <Serenity> separation is a messy process no matter what unfortunately 
42:00 <Serenity> its difficult  to avoid the shit 
42:00 <dematerialised> just pay Channel 9 to get you out of the country
43:00 <Serenity> lol...
44:00 <Loof> he's a happy kid, he's only young but he's doing well
46:00 <Loof> he is well loved and doesn't go without anything :)
48:00 <Maurice> Yeah thats what kids need.. materialistic shit
48:00 <Loof> he is loved
49:00 <Loof> what else does he need
49:00 <Loof> you seem to be the only person i know who thinks there's a problem
49:00 <Maurice> Stable parents?
49:00 <Maurice> Thats a big thing they need
49:00 <Loof> i'm stable
50:00 <Maurice> You and your wife are fucking toxic
50:00 <Loof> god
50:00 <Loof> what is your problem?
50:00 <Maurice> Hang on, I need to pause my show
50:00 <Loof> i had a problem when i was on weed
50:00 <Loof> i admit it
50:00 <Loof> but i've been off it a year
50:00 <Loof> no more anger and depression :)
51:00 <Loof> and childcare says they've noticed a big improvement in him since then
52:00 <Serenity> thats good
52:00 <Loof> ty :)
52:00 <Maurice> Ugh
53:00 <Loof> i did some fucked shit when i was on weed, think i was alergic
54:00 <Maurice> You werent allergic, you were a psycho.
54:00 <Loof> i know
54:00 <Loof> i was completely fucked
54:00 <Loof> so fucking ashamed of it all
55:00 <Loof> all i can do is stay off the shit now
55:00 <Clarkson> entombed, suck my dick
55:00 <Loof> and pray
55:00 <Loof> that karma does't come looking for me
55:00 <Serenity> im sleeping guys  nini
55:00 <Loof> night :)
57:00 <Loof> all i can do is apologise for the things i've said to you when i was on it Maurice
57:00 <Loof> i don't know what else to do
59:00 <Loof> i said some fucked up shit and i think about it all the time :(
59:00 <Loof> like when is your hubby coming to pay me a visit
59:00 <Loof> and kick my door in with his mates
59:00 <British^Meat> lol, this is such a pandas moment
59:00 <Loof> lol
59:00 <johninja> http://pics1.pof.com/dating/1134/37/73/38c428ccb-bd2d-4bc5-87a3-cd923ba5825e.jpg 
00:00 <johninja> that doesn't look safe
00:00 <Loof> also think about other shit i've done
00:00 <Loof> to other people
01:00 <Loof> god i do sound like pandas lol
01:00 <Loof> i'll stop
01:00 <Loof> i'm being honest tho
01:00 <British^Meat> ugh
02:00 <Loof> what is she doing?
02:00 <Loof> dabs?
02:00 <Loof> is that an oxy or a drill?
02:00 <Loof> her hair is  about to go up if it's an oxy lol
03:00 <Loof> British^Meat i apologize for saying your sister likes the black cock too
03:00 <Clarkson> EmperorMagusCaligula: She had kangaroos and shit to get back to.  I was ok with her leaving early. 
03:00 <Loof> that was fucked
03:00 <Loof> even if it was a year ago
04:00 <johninja> lol idk what she is doing man
04:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Lay-tIeuc
04:00 <dematerialised> night faggpots
04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: HamferÃ° - Evst (2013) [Full Album] Views: 19,488 Uploader: Likferd Uploaded: Jun 29, 2014 Duration: 45m21s Rating: 4.87
07:00 <Maurice> 00:59:12) (Loof): i said some fucked up shit and i think about it all the time :(
07:00 <Maurice> (00:59:27) (Loof): like when is your hubby coming to pay me a visit
07:00 <Maurice> LOL WHAT
07:00 <Loof> i dont want any trouble
07:00 <Loof> is he?
07:00 <Loof> i have a 5 year old
08:00 <Loof> he's a good kid
08:00 <Maurice> We dont even live in the same state, why would he bother
08:00 <Loof> cool :)
08:00 <Maurice> I have a 13, 9 and 8 yr old.. dont hurt me..
09:00 <Loof> i would never 
09:00 <Maurice> Yes, it was sarcasm
09:00 <Loof> i just have so much fear all the time
10:00 <CLOWN> shoo
12:00 <Loof> feel relieved now 
12:00 <Loof> <3
12:00 <Loof> now i just have to worry bout the apex gang
18:00 <johninja> i'm just going to call them the APES gang now
18:00 <Loof> lol they're all on ice
18:00 <johninja> you can get away with it if you pretend you are stupid
18:00 <johninja> yeah no doubt
19:00 <Loof> they kick peoples doors in a torture people in the middle of the night
19:00 <Loof> and they hang at the park across the road from my house
19:00 <Loof> we dont have a good car for them to target us but still
20:00 <Loof> i've considered getting a security camera
20:00 <Loof> but they are black and wear hoods and come in the dark lol
20:00 <Loof> it wont see shit even with night vision
21:00 <Loof> plus it will just make it look like i have something worth stealing
21:00 <johninja> the police don't seem to be able to/want to control them
21:00 <Loof> they can't or they're called racist
21:00 <johninja> they had full knowledge they were going to attack that big festival
21:00 <Loof> yeah they can't do anything
21:00 <johninja> said they were going to be vigilant etc
21:00 <johninja> couldn't do shit
21:00 <Loof> thanks to the lefties
22:00 <Loof> they can't do shit
22:00 <Loof> papers can't even mention they are african most of the time
22:00 <Loof> how else are we supposed to identify them?
23:00 <Loof> soon as police, media, polititions or anyone say anything about migrant violence they're RACIST
24:00 <Loof> i'm sure there are good refugees, but they seem few
24:00 <Loof> you have to consider that they came from a war torn country
25:00 <Loof> and are used to a fucked up life unlike ours
25:00 <Loof> they are used to extreme violence to solve problems
26:00 <Loof> it's also the fact that they are refused housing and employment here
27:00 <Loof> who's to blame for that i don't know
29:00 <johninja> yeah
29:00 <johninja> i dunno man
30:00 <johninja> they do deserve to be punished if they commit crimes like anyone else
30:00 <johninja> thats all i know 
30:00 <Loof> yeah exactly
54:00 <Loof> https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/jul/06/iraq-inquiry-key-points-from-the-chilcot-report?CMP=fb_gu
56:00 <Loof> LOL! https://www.facebook.com/realkraze/videos/817850168351642/
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
47:00 <mimi> hi katatonic_kate01
47:00 <mimi> how are you?
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> sleepy - you?
47:00 <mimi> im well thanks, always well
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> fantasic
49:00 <mimi> wb katatonic_kate01
15:00 <borednlost> stupid pokemon go.  been home sick for days and now wal;king around in the rain looking for virtual pets :/
18:00 <kelly19> hehe
20:00 <Floss> im rewatching weeds
22:00 <borednlost> all of it?  i struggled once they moved
22:00 <Floss> theyve just moved
22:00 <Floss> she just peed in her car 
22:00 <mimi> good to know Floss
22:00 <mimi> good to know
23:00 <Floss> no worries
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> bi_bbw are you bisexual?
02:00 <British^Meat> Oooer
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <British^Meat> big and black or big and beautiful?
02:00 <mimi> katatonic_kate01, got vegemite?
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> got ice mimi?
03:00 <British^Meat> lol
03:00 <mimi> nope
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> you mus be hanging out, aye
03:00 <mimi> katatonic_kate01 is a loser
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> not using since last… when was it?
03:00 <mimi> vegemite bitch
03:00 <Clarkson> but Pirate would drive a fucking moke californian with the flowery crock pot shit all over it
03:00 <mimi> youtube sensation
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> August *coughs*
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude, that was 7 - 8 years ago
03:00 <British^Meat> hah gawsh
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> if that’s all your got LOL
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh and ima send logs to your husband’s email
04:00 <mimi> katatonic_kate01 why did you smear vegemite on your face?
04:00 <British^Meat> he loves diggin up the past
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> *yawns*
04:00 <British^Meat> do me mimi
04:00 <mimi> was that your youtube vids like crunch line/
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> because i’ve already done that
04:00 <mimi> The smearing of vegemite on your face
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> why do i need to do it again?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> im not an addict like you
04:00 <mimi> British^Meat and his shitty clothes
04:00 <British^Meat> talk about my attire....
04:00 <British^Meat> hahahah
04:00 <British^Meat> fuck me
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <mimi> op shop starwars jacket and robocop t
04:00 <British^Meat> classic
04:00 <mimi> LooooOLLLLLL
04:00 <British^Meat> ok im done :)
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ BM what a shit cunt, aye
04:00 <Clarkson> pharmacists will all burn in hell
05:00 <mimi> I do enjoy tormenting the #melbourne faithful
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> well we, don’t.
05:00 <mimi> British^Meat, how is emuls?
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> ignored ice junkie!
05:00 <mimi> katatonic_kate01 is a major loser
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yawns
05:00 <mimi> pretending she is pregnant
05:00 <mimi> she will soon fake losing the baby
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> ima watch wentworth… ive got 899 eps to catch up on :P
05:00 <mimi> to make the #melbourne losers feel sorry for her
07:00 <vegemite> katatonic_kate01 the obese cunt
07:00 <Clarkson> Jimantha i dont inform police of anything u retard
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMAFO
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> hilarious.
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> You really must not like it when I call you and ice junkie
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> noted
07:00 <British^Meat> :)
07:00 <vegemite> katatonic_kate01 whats on the agenda for today?
08:00 <vegemite> When are you 'due'?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> so… howz about you go do what you do best vegemite. Go score some drugs, you seem a lil…. up tight
08:00 <vegemite> as in the date you have made up to have the baby?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you hanging out for some ice?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you inject or do you smoke it?
08:00 <vegemite> i dont use ice katatonic_kate01
08:00 <vegemite> never have
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh you wanna know when my baby is due?
08:00 <vegemite> im not plivent
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> why is that?
08:00 <vegemite> I am a third party
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> smd
08:00 <vegemite> LOOOOOLLL
09:00 <vegemite> no thanks katatonic_kate01
09:00 <vegemite> you stinky lard ass
09:00 <Clarkson> Working with wood is really rewarding.. and a hell of a lot easier than working with industrial steel etc
09:00 <katatonic_shit01> katatonic_kate01 is a loser
09:00 <katatonic_shit01> as is British^Meat
09:00 <katatonic_shit01> and emuls
09:00 <katatonic_shit01> along with the likes of Serenity
09:00 <katatonic_shit01> and faux
09:00 <katatonic_shit01> doodle also
09:00 <katatonic_shit01> major losers
09:00 <katatonic_shit01> the melbourne elite
09:00 <katatonic_shit01> top shelf losers
10:00 <katatonic_shit01> their leader the great johninja
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> someone one has a lil internet rage
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
12:00 <British^Meat> lol
13:00 <faux> jesus
13:00 <faux> was watching a doco
13:00 <faux> rudely interrupted me
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> let this be a lesson for all the other ‘losers’ don’t smoke ice
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i was watching wentworth… 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucker!
13:00 <faux> ok
13:00 <faux> bye now
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> buh bye
13:00 <faux> just say faux if i need to ban other cunrs
13:00 <faux> ill get a notification 
13:00 <faux> bai
18:00 <Serenity> what on erf
19:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
20:00 <Serenity> ohh kate
20:00 <Serenity> pretending to be preggo
20:00 <Serenity> tsk tsk
20:00 <TheRiddler> what happen to no yoghurt?
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
21:00 <TheRiddler> who said she was pretending?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, serenity - im not even pregnant
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> duh
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> thought everyone knew that
21:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey riddler
21:00 <Serenity> aTTeNtioN
21:00 <TheRiddler> pics or lies :p
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> *blushes*
21:00 <Serenity> i can eat fat free yogurt.. thanks mum
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> !
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive just been eating wahtever the fuck i want for the past… 8.5 months
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> best move ever to say i’m preggers aye
22:00 <Serenity> ill be eating an entire cheesecake to myself after the 22nd lol
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha! i did half last night and paid for it all night….
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was soooo fucking full…
23:00 <Serenity> sucked in thats what you get for not sharing
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahahhaha
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> what a shutcunt
25:00 <British^Meat> like it actually cracks me up
25:00 <British^Meat> i mean, maybe thats his angle...
26:00 <British^Meat> to not annoy or torment us, but to make us all laugh
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol it is hilarious
26:00 <British^Meat> yer, thats how im gonna look at it from now on, what a great guy :)
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> but, it would appear that if you mention ice it arks them up
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> aww a PM from “fatkate” saying, fat shit
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup with the immaturity....
29:00 <British^Meat> which one?
31:00 <Serenity> [12:25pm] <weightloss101> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Serenity
31:00 <Serenity> [12:25pm] <weightloss101> Support network
31:00 <Serenity> wow
31:00 <Serenity> srslyu
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol wow! just wow!
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> Its so repetative!
31:00 <Serenity> UR FAT
32:00 <Serenity> U LOST WEIGHT
32:00 <Serenity> okay
32:00 <Serenity> ty
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> one min you’re too fat
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> nek minnute you’ve lost too much weight
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> I put it all down to ice use.
34:00 <gaspar> It's not the fact you lost weight Serenity, it's because you never stop talking about it.. You try and make 'most' conversations revolve around your weight loss and it turns into boasting. For example - Skrimish: I bought my dog a bone and he ate the meat off in no time. Serenity: It's been a while since I last ate meat, I havn't had meat since I started losing all that weight
34:00 <gaspar> Just an example for you Serenity
35:00 <Serenity> why would i stop talking about it
35:00 <Serenity> im not gonna stop doing something because youre a loser who is uncomfortable
35:00 <Serenity> deal with it kid
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol WOT !
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you don’t like the convo fucking ignore or leave, right LOL
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> ice supply must be low aye...
36:00 <Serenity> hahahah
42:00 <Serenity> not payday yet kate
42:00 <Serenity> running low
43:00 <Serenity> im gonna talk about my fat arse even more now i know it bugs them so much
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah weigh loss, ice and peeps who are not really up the duff
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh and vegemite!
50:00 <Serenity> i ignored him but he was lecturing me on stopping talking about it because the world doesnt revolve around my weight loss
50:00 <Serenity> rofl
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <Serenity> the irony of it all is theyre sitting there hanging off every word i say
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahhh the life of a shit cunt
51:00 <Serenity> when ya popping that fake kid out kate? haaaaaaa
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> *coughs*
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> umm let me make up a date....
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll getback to ya :P
52:00 <Serenity> i got my call this morn ill booked into the hosp
52:00 <Serenity> cant wait
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooo yas!
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> how exciting !
52:00 <Serenity> will be good to feel normal again
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hear ya!!!
52:00 <Serenity> my vag aches just thinking about being preggo
53:00 <Serenity> rofll
53:00 <Serenity> all that pressure
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… im starting to feel yuck now…. 
54:00 <Serenity> is he very low?
54:00 <Serenity> i remember with ant he was head down and engaged from like 30 weeks... godd the pain
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think he is engaged now.. is should ask lol… but yeah it feels a bit ouchie wah wah when I walk and presses on me bladder 
57:00 <faux> god hes not even born yet and hes engaged 
57:00 <faux> im 27 and dont even have a bf
57:00 <Serenity> lolll
59:00 <Serenity> engaged is when the head is down and inside the pelvis area
59:00 <Serenity> instead of bub being up further under your rubs
59:00 <Serenity> RUBS
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
17:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
00:00 <GoldSpade> what does iBiZa mean
01:00 <BM^MB> :)
01:00 <British^Meat> im probably taking bait
01:00 <British^Meat> but its a place
01:00 <British^Meat> Ibiza
02:00 <GoldSpade> sounds like a town from italy
02:00 <British^Meat> like, near greece or something i think
03:00 <Doodle> spain
03:00 <Doodle> island
06:00 <British^Meat> Hi sal
06:00 <British^Meat> u wanna chat in here instead?
06:00 <British^Meat> not to dob, but sal is that weird loool guy
06:00 <British^Meat> C ya!
09:00 <GoldSpade> heheh
18:00 <emuls> sal
18:00 <emuls> you homo
24:00 <British^Meat> naww, he gone all coy :)
24:00 <emuls> he's bombarding me with notcie messages
24:00 <emuls> so gay
25:00 <emuls> *notice
26:00 <British^Meat> lol
26:00 <British^Meat> every moment in his life has lead up to this moment
29:00 <British^Meat> too much ice will do that to a man
29:00 <British^Meat> i mean i assume, im not dumb enough to try that shit....
30:00 <British^Meat> lol
30:00 <British^Meat> now im getting notices too, all i have to do is type
30:00 <British^Meat> but maybe thats my plan to make him stop?
33:00 <Serenity> must be day before payday? all the tweekers are losing it today
37:00 <emuls> haha
37:00 <emuls> BruceJenner did you get your dole form in?
37:00 <emuls> is that how they do it these days?
38:00 <emuls> or is it all online reporting
38:00 <emuls> man
38:00 <emuls> i remember when you could fax your form in
38:00 <emuls> or drop it in a box out the front
38:00 <emuls> le olden days
40:00 <Serenity> i have no idea i figured theyd have got it worked out online these days
41:00 <Serenity> surely thatd be easier
42:00 <emuls> yeah
42:00 <emuls> especially with all the social services cuts and what not
42:00 <emuls> all my maternty leave stuff and dad and partner pay was done online
42:00 <Serenity> oh wow yeah?
42:00 <Serenity> that'd haveb been convenient
42:00 <emuls> could even scan proof of birth and just upload
43:00 <Serenity> last time i really had anything to do with those guys was about 8 years ago when i had my son and was doing the baby bonus thing
43:00 <emuls> leaving the house at the moment is not something i'm too interested in, expecially to go to centrecrap
43:00 <emuls> *especially
43:00 <Serenity> yeah those places are never pleasant to visit let alone with a new baby
50:00 <TheRon> 450!
57:00 <zaim> 451!
57:00 <emuls> 427
58:00 <TheRon> blaze it
04:00 <Doodle> 504
04:00 <Doodle> LEGALISE
06:00 <faux> shut ur pie hole
09:00 <Doodle> o
10:00 <TheRon> no pics of her arse this week?
10:00 <Doodle> not yet but its only thursday
11:00 <faux> lol
11:00 <faux> youve seen enough oo
11:00 <faux> ok
12:00 <Doodle> nooo
12:00 <Doodle> no ok
12:00 <faux> look
12:00 <faux> fight u
12:00 <Doodle> r u flashin
12:00 <Doodle> oh
12:00 <faux> yes promise
12:00 <Doodle> hot
12:00 <Doodle> naked?
12:00 <TheRon> he'd let you win
12:00 <faux> im so tired
12:00 <faux> andni have a headache 
12:00 <Doodle> no way i'd full trident her
12:00 <faux> kill me
13:00 <faux> FT
13:00 <Doodle> 2rite
13:00 <faux> TT!
13:00 <faux> oops
13:00 <Doodle> lmao
13:00 <faux> dropped me dignity 
13:00 <Doodle> rofl
14:00 <faux> paw patrol is on a roll
14:00 <Doodle> lol
14:00 <Doodle> i'm almost finished me research proposal
14:00 <Doodle> hnggggg
14:00 <Doodle> i just need to do the budget
14:00 <Doodle> which is $0 atm cos i'm so efficient
15:00 <faux> lol
15:00 <faux> i hate your homework
15:00 <faux> and i dont even have to doci
15:00 <faux> docit
15:00 <faux> -c
15:00 <Doodle> lol its fun when i know what i'm doing
15:00 <faux> ye
15:00 <faux> that is true
15:00 <Doodle> its shit scary when i dont
16:00 <Doodle> take all ur clothes off
16:00 <faux> i uh
16:00 <faux> no
16:00 <faux> cannot
16:00 <faux> ill scare ab
16:00 <Doodle> oh
16:00 <Doodle> i thought u'd just go ye
16:00 <faux> oh
17:00 <TheRon> have you tried sticking a 20 down her underpants?
17:00 <Doodle> not yet
17:00 <Doodle> i only have cards on me atm
18:00 <TheRon> yeah bit uncomfortable
18:00 <Doodle> not if u just swipe em
23:00 <faux> golly
23:00 <faux> im right here yanno
23:00 <TheRon> you want the 20?
26:00 <faux> notnif youre puttig it down my pants
27:00 <TheRon> oh well
28:00 <TheRon> the horses
28:00 <Doodle> lol
29:00 <faux> lolllll
29:00 <Doodle> now i have daryl braithwaite stuck in my head
29:00 <Doodle> his singing, not actually him
31:00 <faux> better ur head than ur butt
31:00 <Doodle> trudat
31:00 <Doodle> me cat is staring at me
31:00 <British^Meat> lol
31:00 <Doodle> he wants to sit on my lap
31:00 <British^Meat> mine too
31:00 <British^Meat> same, and im eating
32:00 <Doodle> i'm about to leave so no point
33:00 <emuls> my cat keeps stealing my spot
33:00 <emuls> even though we have a massive comfy couch
33:00 <British^Meat> lol oh there u are BruceJenner
33:00 <emuls> he loves my ass grove :(
33:00 <Clarkson> why does this chick schedule shit for me to do
33:00 <British^Meat> U went all quiet :)
33:00 <emuls> lol
34:00 <British^Meat> yer, still noticing me, doesnt do it in the server bar where id actually see it lol
34:00 <faux> he cant choose where your notices go..
34:00 <faux> thats you client
34:00 <faux> your 
34:00 <Doodle> if you notice this notice you'll notice this notice is not worth noticing
34:00 <British^Meat> k den
34:00 <faux> Doodle r u goin to see bruce
35:00 <Doodle> ye and skeeta
35:00 <faux> slap his butt 4 me
35:00 <faux> o ye
35:00 <Doodle> uh no
35:00 <faux> hers too
35:00 <faux> oh y
35:00 <faux> party pooper
35:00 <Doodle> they have germs
35:00 <faux> lolllll
35:00 <Doodle> eehehe
35:00 <faux> u came outs her cunt
35:00 <Doodle> yea i have germs 2
35:00 <faux> a buttslap couldnt be worse
35:00 <faux> pix
35:00 <faux> of your germ
35:00 <Doodle> :o
35:00 <faux> ;D
35:00 <Doodle> hehee
35:00 <Doodle> filth
36:00 <faux> ye
36:00 <Doodle> ok i have to go i;m sick of looking at me depressed cat
36:00 <Doodle> bblzzzzzzzz
36:00 <faux> can u bring me back a plate pls ty bye
36:00 <Doodle> kkk
54:00 <BruceJenner> ash :D
54:00 <TheRiddler> hi
55:00 <TheRiddler> who are you?
55:00 <faux> hey ash
55:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
55:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin
55:00 <TheRiddler> who is this brucejenner
57:00 <faux> some troll
58:00 <TheRiddler> oh
58:00 <TheRiddler> wb kk
58:00 <BruceJenner> katatonic_kate01! wb!!
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi riddler
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> is bruce an ice smoker, riddler?
59:00 <TheRiddler> faux says so
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks. I’ll ignore it.
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> aint no body got time for that!
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lovin’ wentworth…. 2nd season…. 5 eps in… and i have 2 seasons left
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS!
02:00 <TheRiddler> I tried to find pokemon on the way to my appointment
03:00 <TheRiddler> there was none close by :(
08:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKOtzIo-uYw
08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Fugees - Killing Me Softly With His Song (Official Video) Views: 37,074,624 Uploader: TheFugeesVEVO Uploaded: Mar 27, 2011 Duration: 4m14s Rating: 4.88
26:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a7dZENm_700b.jpg
26:00 <TheRon> yours?
31:00 <TheRon> let the music play on
50:00 <TheRon> so build me up buttercup don't break my heart
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> breaks heart
54:00 <TheRiddler> bbl again
55:00 <couleurs> Hi All
55:00 <nubbymcnu> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Fr3ooUAx1g
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Magic trick goes wrong live on breakfast TV Views: 288,320 Uploader: WorldViralNews Uploaded: Jul 4, 2016 Duration: 2m1s Rating: 4.15
55:00 <couleurs> SEEN IT
56:00 <TheRon> louie louie oh no way i go
56:00 <nubbymcnu> why didnt you link it 
56:00 <nubbymcnu> link it good
57:00 <TheRon> link the begeezes out of it
59:00 <zaim> that guy is a FUCKING IDIOT.
59:00 <zaim> watch as my career disappears!!
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00 <TheRon> grease is the word
00:00 <GoldSpade> so is lube
05:00 <couleurs> i'm lewb
07:00 <TheRon> ddi you see jane bunn?
07:00 <TheRon> what was she wearing?
09:00 <couleurs> Red.
10:00 <TheRon> hugging her breasts?
12:00 <TheRon> ooh child things are going to get easier
14:00 <couleurs> https://twitter.com/JaneBunn/status/750960673136316417
14:00 <couleurs> their u go
14:00 <TheRon> how good is that dress
15:00 <TheRon> i think i can see a pokie
15:00 <couleurs> https://twitter.com/7NewsMelbourne/status/750977702190919680
15:00 <couleurs> their u go
15:00 <partay> it would look better on my bedroom floor
15:00 <TheRon> my word!
16:00 <partay> not a pokie.. those things would be taped up
16:00 <partay> theres no nipple on the news 
16:00 <TheRon> stop destroying the dream
17:00 <partay> sorry
17:00 <partay> wheres TheRiddler when you need him
18:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> Red Rooster :p
18:00 <partay> oh lol
18:00 <partay> hr owes us some boobs 
18:00 <Clarkson> put ur dad's cock away WiLd_TuRkeY
18:00 <partay> lol
19:00 <TheRon> partay i would give anything to motorboat jane bumm's breasts
19:00 <TheRon> bunn's
20:00 <TheRon> i'd die happy sufficated in those things
21:00 <couleurs> she's an overqualified motorboatologist 
21:00 <TheRon> indeed
21:00 <couleurs> meteorologist 
21:00 <couleurs> ;)
21:00 <partay> TheRon i would give anything to see you motorboat her breasts
22:00 <TheRon> partay: pay per view
23:00 <TheRon> peyula clark - downtown
23:00 <Clarkson> wheres pink pearl the skank
23:00 <TheRon> petula
24:00 <dematerialised> good afternoon faggots
24:00 <TheRon> downtown, things will be great when you're downtown
25:00 <TheRon> costanza
29:00 <Picard> ello
33:00 <Picard> whats news
35:00 <Jamie> ur daughters pregnant
35:00 <partay> TheRon is going to motorboat a chick with giant tits 
37:00 <TheRon> i wish
37:00 <Jamie> dunno why you choose to be bald, Picard. As long as you have long eyebrows and hair on the back of your neck, donald trumps hair stylist has a style for you
38:00 <faux> NO JOB TOO BIG NO PUP TOO SMALL
38:00 <faux> PAW PATROL IS ON A ROLLL
40:00 <Jamie> when i get my paws on ya ill sniff yer rear
46:00 <TheRon> oh waht a night, late december back in '63
50:00 <Picard> AUSTRALIA is fucked
50:00 <Picard> bob katter is the new PM
52:00 <TheRon> god only knows what i'd be without you
56:00 <partay> you voted Liberal Picard
56:00 <TheRon> you're just too good to be true....................
57:00 <Picard> National son
57:00 <partay> same thing
57:00 <Picard> almost
57:00 <partay> not almost
57:00 <partay> is
58:00 <Picard> no.
58:00 <Picard> voting Green is different to voting Labor, almost.
58:00 <Doodle> please can we talk about politics for the next 2 hours
58:00 <Doodle> its so interesting
58:00 <Picard> ok Doodle
58:00 <Picard> lol
58:00 <Doodle> and nobody has had nearly enough
58:00 <TheRon> electiosn should be eevry 4 years
59:00 <Picard> you should take note of politics Doodle
59:00 <Doodle> i do
59:00 <Picard> it could ruin your life
59:00 <Doodle> what you people dont notice is that by perpetuating the system nothing will change
00:00 <Picard> how do you suggest we vote?
00:00 <faux> yay doodies back
00:00 <Doodle> vote complain vote someone else in complain
00:00 <faux> did u get me plate
00:00 <TheRon> https://twitter.com/JaneBunn
00:00 <TheRon> tehre you go Doodle 
00:00 <Doodle> lol ye faux its in the ov
00:00 <Doodle> mmm jane bunn
00:00 <faux> phew
01:00 <faux> she has nice boozies
01:00 <Doodle> 2rite
01:00 <faux> other than that.. next
01:00 <Doodle> bascuse me
01:00 <Doodle> she is lovely
01:00 <TheRon> great credentials
01:00 <Picard> jane is hot
02:00 <couleurs> :)
02:00 <MrMark> burp
02:00 <TheRon> look at me always thinking of others
02:00 <faux> lmao
02:00 <faux> o ye
02:00 <faux> tongue me.box
02:00 <faux> i mean what hi
02:00 <Doodle> looool
02:00 <Doodle> tinglyyyy
03:00 <faux> ehe
03:00 <TheRon> noodle box?
03:00 <faux> bloody hope not
03:00 <Doodle> mmm
03:00 <Doodle> lol
03:00 <faux> no noodles in here
03:00 <couleurs> Picard loves to chat politics cos it's the only thing he has left
03:00 <TheRon> ahh shaven haven
03:00 <faux> ye but the waxed equivalent 
03:00 <TheRon> nice
04:00 <faux> openly discussing me grooming methods with theron
04:00 <Doodle> lol
04:00 <faux> what has me life become
04:00 <Doodle> ye
04:00 <faux> lolllllllllll
04:00 <Doodle> dont wax it too much or u might slip ro
04:00 <TheRon> right food
04:00 <faux> oh
04:00 <faux> u can sro anyday
04:00 <Doodle> ehehee
05:00 <faux> golly
05:00 <faux> i need to go back home
05:00 <faux> lol
05:00 <faux> cant tiptoe through me tulips here
05:00 <Doodle> it was the fruit tingle wasnt it
05:00 <faux> ye
06:00 <faux> gB shane
07:00 <Doodle> aw dematerialised left right when amelia arrived
07:00 <faux> fate
07:00 <Doodle> trouble in paradise?
07:00 <faux> oh hes back
07:00 <Doodle> yey
07:00 <faux> phew
07:00 <dematerialised> what?
07:00 <faux> doodle was calling u a dickhead
07:00 <faux> nommuch
07:00 <Doodle> i thought amelia had offended u by joining
07:00 <Doodle> lmao i was not
07:00 <dematerialised> oh
07:00 <dematerialised> no my irc is being fucky again
07:00 <faux> lollll
07:00 <faux> k kid
07:00 <faux> i*
08:00 <amelia> I can confirm he was indeed calling you a dickhead
08:00 <Doodle> bascuse me
08:00 <dematerialised> whata jerk
08:00 <dematerialised> also hello meels :)
08:00 <amelia> i told him to stop and den he called me a dickhead too
08:00 <Doodle> dickheads
08:00 <amelia> he is uncontrollable
08:00 <amelia> hai @ chu demats
08:00 <dematerialised> ok this is fucked
08:00 <dematerialised> it keeps disconnecting me
08:00 <dematerialised> :/
09:00 <amelia> o gnite den
09:00 <dematerialised> yeah looks like no irc for me tonight
09:00 <Doodle> austnet must have its jihadi filter on
09:00 <dematerialised> am i leaving the channel at all?
10:00 <Doodle> i ask myself that all the time
10:00 <dematerialised> lol
10:00 <faux> you did once
10:00 <faux> that i can see
10:00 <dematerialised> yeah my client keeps disconnecting from my bouncer then
10:00 <dematerialised> probably not austnets fault
10:00 <faux> maybs babes
10:00 <faux> oyf im itchy
11:00 <faux> and tpo lazy to scratch 
11:00 <faux> WhoMadeWho scratch me foot pls
11:00 <WhoMadeWho> hi
11:00 <faux> hi
11:00 <WhoMadeWho> sure....just rest that sucker in my lap and ill get pawing on it
11:00 <faux> thsm
11:00 <faux> tysm*
11:00 <doctor> gis a gud scratch eh
12:00 <WhoMadeWho> dont expect any toe sucking though......as feets are for walking on, not for NETHING else
15:00 <WhoMadeWho> tell me.....do people that live in sydney ever get temps below zero in the city ?
15:00 <faux> was 2 here the other night 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> only feels like it at times
15:00 <faux> so maybe 1 or 0 in teh city 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think the wind chill factor makes it cold
16:00 <WhoMadeWho> been 5 overnight here in adelaide and that is cold nuff for me......ive been double doona-ing
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> Also… the husband is waching the doll.. some scary movie bout some freaky doll that appears all innnocent
16:00 <Stranger> annabelle
16:00 <WhoMadeWho> layer upon layer of doona with thick bamboo socks on
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
17:00 <couleurs> hope every1s haveing an irie evenin'
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate creepy movies with dolls in them
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> *goes into labour*
18:00 <WhoMadeWho> only because you know that doll is going to re-animate during the night and stab you to death with a knife from your own kitchen
18:00 <WhoMadeWho> thats all
20:00 <WhoMadeWho> whats up with faux's foot anyway ? atheletes foot ?
24:00 <WhoMadeWho> lkfjlkdsflkadflkjasdlfkjasldkjfklasdflkasd
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly who!
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> It’s gonna do creepy stuff
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> and ive already screamed….
26:00 <couleurs> what are you watching...
28:00 <Jamie> my dick
28:00 <Jamie> u jealous?
31:00 <couleurs> no
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> the doll
31:00 <Jamie> u shud be
31:00 <Jamie> its bigger than urs
31:00 <Jamie> wanna compare?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s just the suspense…..
31:00 <Jamie> we can dock afterwards
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> obv my dick is going to be bigger 
31:00 <Clarkson> goose ya fucked up ! first not seing the shit coming on his scope
32:00 <doctor> lets see it jamie
32:00 <doctor> cocks out for the boys
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics of gtfo
33:00 <couleurs> :o
33:00 <WhoMadeWho> whats going on in here
33:00 <doctor> sharing cock pix
34:00 <Jamie> no umm doctor lets meet at maccas and put them side by side
34:00 <Jamie> its not gay or nothing even though you are
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif anyone shares cock pics here
34:00 <Clarkson> this fucker is in here 24/7 
34:00 <doctor> sure, time and place
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> other than doodle!
34:00 <Doodle> ;)
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hello *blushes*
35:00 <Doodle> hiiiii
35:00 <WhoMadeWho> but how are cocks rated in here
35:00 <Doodle> highly
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> out of 10
35:00 <WhoMadeWho> texture ? length ? width ?
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, highly lol
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> texture
35:00 <doctor> picard holds the highest score
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
36:00 <Doodle> lol
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi ladies, i have a texturec cock… wanna feel
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> actually, that could work
36:00 <Doodle> its houndstooth
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> hairless
36:00 <doctor> slighty bumpy with a smooth finishing on top
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <WhoMadeWho> what about symmetry and how well they point to true north during erection
37:00 <dematerialised> i have a textured cock, its babyfat texture
38:00 <doctor> mine goes down south pretty quickly after reaching true north
39:00 <WhoMadeWho> katatonic_kate01 do lean towards hooded or non hooded
39:00 <doctor> i think i could probably eat avocado like an orange
40:00 <WhoMadeWho> my preferred way to eat an orange is to cut it in four quarters and then eat each quarter in one bite
40:00 <doctor> that's got to be immoral
41:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/4aq5yKIaezQ
41:00 <faux> wtf
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Michael Jackson Nail Art - Tutorial/Timelapse Views: 77,689 Uploader: SCSnails Uploaded: May 28, 2015 Duration: 5m41s Rating: 4.91
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> non hooded
44:00 <doctor> too much time on her hands
45:00 <doctor> not like me, who barely has any time on my hands. it's hard work sitting down and doing nothing on the computer for most of the day
45:00 <WhoMadeWho> how do you procure income to live doctor
46:00 <doctor> centrelink
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> faux wtf
46:00 <faux> i know im dying
46:00 <faux> i am in awe
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate long nails like that
46:00 <faux> she has a miniatures channel which i am obsessed with so i was excited to discover her nail chan
47:00 <faux> i dont care about the nails im dying over the mini painting on it
47:00 <faux> lol
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want ombre rainbow nails
48:00 <Jamie> so i realised that juice is just training wine for kids
48:00 <Jamie> like hi5 is for nightclubs
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow - you’re deluded 
48:00 <Jamie> thnx
49:00 <Jamie> wanna have sex?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
49:00 <Jamie> ok i guess ill go fuck myself then
49:00 <Clarkson> <megamanga> when we went for the house design meeting some stupid cunt let their kid bring a recorder
49:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds like a plan Jamie.
51:00 <Jamie> i dont mean to sound like a queer or nothing but i think fire is very erotic
52:00 <Clarkson> have a look at the fucking tank , would you?!
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok caveman
53:00 <WhoMadeWho> well shit just got too weird here for moi
53:00 <Clarkson> if that shit is going extra brown/yellow in ur spoon, best to give it a small taste
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <Doodle> Clarky shits in a spoon?
54:00 <Clarkson> so many cunts have anchors
54:00 <Doodle> oh
54:00 <Doodle> ok
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> drops me anchor
55:00 <Doodle> ehehee
56:00 <dematerialised> hello yes this is dog
56:00 <Jamie> dog why arent u workin
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> gives dog a schmacko
57:00 <dematerialised> i earned 374k last financial year and paid just under 80k in tax
58:00 <dematerialised> working is for chumps
58:00 <dematerialised> dogs go whacko, dogs go whacko for schmackos!
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you earnt that much surely you could pay women to entertain you, sexually - every day of the week
59:00 <dematerialised> why would i spend money on sluts?
59:00 <dematerialised> ive got better things to spend it on
00:00 <dematerialised> like chocolate and fuel and cocaine
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok valid point
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive got crispy m&m’s
01:00 <dematerialised> nom
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> but im too full atm
01:00 <dematerialised> kick the baby out and make moreroom
01:00 <Lumeah>  i have gaytime icecream 
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> can’t wait for that!
01:00 <Lumeah> yup
02:00 <Lumeah> how long? 
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> long enough
03:00 <Lumeah> o.. k
03:00 <dematerialised> oke
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
09:00 <Jamie> ike kick the baby
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> rude much?
09:00 <dematerialised> your face is pretty rude
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> mine! sif
10:00 <Jamie> yea and you have those slut lips
10:00 <Clarkson> Kelevra fuck off
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s mostly beautiful !
10:00 <dematerialised> im mostly beautiful too
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
12:00 <dematerialised> every time i brush my hair in the morning after the shower i catch a glimpse of my boyish spikey fringe and curls
12:00 <dematerialised> and i raise my eyebrows and my pupils dialite
12:00 <dematerialised> dialate even
12:00 <dematerialised> because im so god damn handsome
13:00 <Serenity> someone come pokemoning with me
13:00 <faux> k
13:00 <Serenity> eehehehe
13:00 <dematerialised> no because you are afraid of meeting me
13:00 <dematerialised> also i dont play pokemon
13:00 <dematerialised> so no
13:00 <Serenity> its so fun though
14:00 <faux> only if you accidentally breakxdads tv so i dont have to listen to dora the cuntsplorer anymore
14:00 <Serenity> ahahahah fuck that bitch
14:00 <faux> her voice is so annoying
14:00 <Serenity> lily had a life size dora doll it was fucked
14:00 <faux> im about to cry
14:00 <faux> IM NOT EVEN IN THENLOUNGE ROOM
14:00 <faux> her voixe is resonating through thenhouse
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:00 <faux> is that a word
14:00 <Serenity> dora dora dora the explorerrrr
14:00 <faux> it is now
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
14:00 <Serenity> boots and super cool explorer doraaa
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> swiper no swiping
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> that cunt of a thing
15:00 <Serenity> ohh and her cousins had a backpack toy FUCK i hated that
15:00 <faux> if she sings about her garden one more time im gonna step on all her floeers
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh back pack and map
15:00 <Serenity> backpack backpack
15:00 <Serenity> FUCK UP
15:00 <faux> lollllllll
15:00 <faux> ff
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah fuck off
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <Clarkson> who the fuck types 
15:00 <faux> shut up clarkt
15:00 <Clarkson> and now the gay sex begins
15:00 <faux> y
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive still got years of that shit
15:00 <Serenity> me Clarkson res[ect your mum
15:00 <Clarkson> good. ill meet you there Pieter and kick shit out of u
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> *cries*
16:00 <Serenity> o
16:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axu2ju-HwTg
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: HamferÃ° - VrÃ¡in (Live at TÃ³rshavnÂ´s cathedral) Views: 22,593 Uploader: tutl TV - Music from the Faroe Islands Uploaded: Sep 6, 2013 Duration: 10m0s Rating: 4.91
16:00 <faux> dont introduce him to it kate
16:00 <faux> problem solved
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
16:00 <faux> make him watch real people tv
16:00 <faux> like 
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> i do loce that black dude
16:00 <faux> the simpsons
16:00 <faux> lol
16:00 <Serenity> my kids dont watch tv anymore thank god
17:00 <faux> phew 
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> DJ LANCE
17:00 <faux> ab watches youtube crap on a phone AND has the tv on
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yo gabba gabba
17:00 <faux> so i double wanna die 
17:00 <Serenity> small potaaaatooooo
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww they’re the best
18:00 <Serenity> i actually like them
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> theyre so cute
18:00 <faux>  who
18:00 <Serenity> small potatoes
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> !
19:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npx2NK3Utrw
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok the doll is creepy as fuck
19:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Small Potatoes Theme Song Views: 1,748,264 Uploader: growingupisnevereasy Uploaded: Feb 1, 2012 Duration: 0m32s Rating: 4.59
19:00 <Serenity> i used to sing that song all day long lol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> penguins from madagascar are me fave
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’re hilarious
20:00 <Serenity> ive never seen it
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> WOT
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> look that shit up
21:00 <Clarkson> I did the biggest shit this morning
21:00 <faux> omg
21:00 <faux> that is the cutest thing ive ever seen
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> they did a few songs
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> science
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> a love one
23:00 <Serenity> ye very cute
25:00 <couleurs> where's amsy u guys r boren
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> smd
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> chilllllcock report
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> if i hear anything else bout that i will… scream
32:00 <GoldSpade> where's a woman when you need house work done
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> just smoke some ice and clean gold
36:00 <GoldSpade> lol
36:00 <GoldSpade> wtf
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif you havent done that before aye
36:00 <GoldSpade> probably have. But I cant remember
37:00 <couleurs> :p
37:00 <GoldSpade> maybe ask Coffeenchat2013
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> 7member:narul:go lick your cunt pussy slut
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> 7member:narul:go fuck it you dumb dog, put ice on ur pussy u meth head s lut
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
39:00 <dematerialised> lol wtf
39:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> see you mention ice… and everyone cracks the shits
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> But, it makes total sense… ice rage on the internets!
40:00 <GoldSpade> I thought you ment the stuff that comes out the freezer
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos you’ve never tried the drug *nods*
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> SAID NO ONE EVER
41:00 <GoldSpade> dont know much about  the other ice...guess my life in not shit enough to dabble into that kind of thing
42:00 <GoldSpade> dont know anything about katatonic_CAKE
43:00 <GoldSpade> katatonic_kate01
43:00 <GoldSpade> have you named your kid yet
47:00 <couleurs> yea i named it ur mom
47:00 <couleurs> #rekt
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <MrMark> burp
46:00 <couleurs> are we all nudie yet?
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif too cold.
48:00 <MrMark> im rugged up
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> me too
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> how good is vegemite on toast!
48:00 <partay> win
49:00 <MrMark> oooer
49:00 <MrMark> vegemite
50:00 <MrMark> put the butter on str8 away so it melts in
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
50:00 <MrMark> then the vege
50:00 <faux> ew
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> what !
54:00 <partay> if you don't like vege on toast you are retarded.. just like georgeandwell
54:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on
55:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> m8
55:00 <faux> vegemite on toast is great
55:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> bob katter
55:00 <faux> without butter
55:00 <faux> .
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> wior
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> ph;kjbkjb
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
55:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
57:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> n w grls looking 4 dinner 2morro
58:00 <partay> burnt noodles and a roofie ?
59:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on
01:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> whats garn on fella
01:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> black fella white fella
02:00 <Picard> no
02:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> we gotaa
02:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> get it together 
02:00 <Picard> lets have sex
02:00 <Clarkson> next gen degrassi was fuckin stoopid
03:00 <Picard> Chad
03:00 <Picard> fuck right off.
03:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> peter garrett
04:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> bob katter 
04:00 <Picard> bald dude, failed politician
04:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> pauline hanson
04:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> aussie legend
04:00 <Picard> awesome
04:00 <Picard> but she drinks halal milk
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> she is halal
05:00 <MrMark> pls explain
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> she secretly wants gangbang m8
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> with arabs
10:00 <couleurs> where's amsy u guys r boren
11:00 <partay> Picard you should have a boys night with georgeandwell
11:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> nah
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i racther drop 500 on parlour girls
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> test out me new hidden cam
13:00 <partay> all 2 minutes of it?
14:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> 500 is a full night of fun
14:00 <partay> lol
14:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> plus buffet
15:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> or steak meal
15:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ace
15:00 <partay> hahaha must be high quality
15:00 <partay> high quality crack heads
16:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> wish i had buffett now
16:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> with desert menu
16:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> $50 lunch
29:00 <President_Trump> lols
35:00 <Picard> no thanks partay
36:00 <MrMark> fart\
36:00 <MrMark> burp
36:00 <partay> you two would slay the bitchez
36:00 <partay> lol
43:00 <couleurs> who's feelin' irie
43:00 <partay> uber irie 
43:00 <couleurs> yea, mon
45:00 <partay> fed, fucked and now watching a movie 
45:00 <partay> life is irie 
46:00 <faux> ok well i prob shouldnt have watched an ep of scream before bed 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <faux> golly 
46:00 <President_Trump> dont keep me waiting fauxy
46:00 <faux> smd 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> im binge watching wentworth
46:00 <couleurs> i'm on youtube :)
48:00 <partay> going wild couleurs
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> cutting sick
48:00 <faux> watch wayward pubes katatonic_kate01 
48:00 <faux> uh
48:00 <faux> wayward pines
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i saw that
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> but it looked a bit weird
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> scary?
49:00 <faux> nah
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmm interesting 
49:00 <faux> new season started off meh but now its gotten heaps better
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo
49:00 <faux> well really it was the first ep
49:00 <faux> that was boring
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> thankd
49:00 <faux> but yeah
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive got another 2 seasons of wentworth lol
50:00 <faux> lol
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yasssss
50:00 <faux> what is that
50:00 <faux> it sounds like a suburb is it a suburb 
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> aussie prison drama
50:00 <faux> o ye
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> women’s
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’d prob like it
50:00 <faux> is it based on real shit
50:00 <Clarkson> ockers 4 life cunt
51:00 <faux> OH
51:00 <faux> watch 60 days in
51:00 <partay> its the 2016 version of prisoner 
51:00 <faux> its a 13 ep docu series
51:00 <faux> kgo
51:00 <faux> and on that note
51:00 <faux> im off
51:00 <faux> adios amigos
51:00 <faux> :*
52:00 <couleurs> Adidas
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw not based on ‘real’ shit
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> just a drama
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> side note - how amazing are musk sticks
53:00 <partay> kate
53:00 <partay> musk sticks
53:00 <partay> id eat one out of your vag 
53:00 <partay> i love musk sticks
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> well then!
59:00 <couleurs> what the heck is a musk sticks
59:00 <Maurice> http://static1.1.sqspcdn.com/static/f/435933/5405627/1263697728307/muskstickstlb.jpg?token=ba02%2Fx6dqo%2BoXdCgiYL2A%2B%2BAGdY%3D
59:00 <Maurice> Those
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate the coloured ones
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