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00:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> omg i just caught another
00:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> hiv
01:00 <faux> can u catch yourself pressing X on mirc and follow through
01:00 <dematerialised> i heard faux follows through on her farts often
02:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> i pressed x on mirc about 18 years ago
02:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> shittest client
03:00 <faux> dont u version me
03:00 <faux> i will fite u irl
11:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> like a version
11:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> ctcp'ed 4 da very first time
14:00 <Loof> quitting cigs is so hard
19:00 <Loof> would you guys think less of me if i rolled a dumper?
19:00 <Loof> lol
19:00 <TheRiddler> I'm back
19:00 <TheRiddler> I'm wet
19:00 <TheRiddler> oops
21:00 <TheRiddler> I caught some pokemon
21:00 <Loof> you're in your element aren't you?
21:00 <Loof> life is really good
21:00 <Loof> good for you
21:00 <Loof> enjoy
22:00 <TheRiddler> yeah I'm in your mum
22:00 <Loof> go for it
22:00 <Loof> enjoy life for now bro
24:00 <Loof> i'll enjoy later ;)
28:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> Loof, isnt the wife going to beat you, if you do that?
28:00 <Loof> you never can tell man
28:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> fuckin leave hte fat slut aye
28:00 <Loof> just when you think things are chilled HAZZZZAH!
28:00 <Loof> lol
29:00 <Loof> i should man i should
29:00 <Loof> i must be a glutton for punishment
32:00 <Loof> at least she's not a hideous fat bogan bitch golddigger with gross tits that is into cats
32:00 <Loof> so i'll stick with her
33:00 <Loof> :)
36:00 <Serenity> ay back off OK I never asked you to marry me
37:00 <Loof> lol
37:00 <Loof> you're pretty as fook
37:00 <Loof> sorry Shadow
37:00 <Loof> but she's smokin
38:00 <Serenity> lol
39:00 <Loof> all good he deserves a stunner, he's a good man
40:00 <Loof> you didn't always look that way tho :P
40:00 <Serenity> yeah he goes alright
40:00 <Loof> you used to look so.. different
40:00 <Loof> sorry
40:00 <Serenity> ay to be fair im almost 30 i was only fat for like 6 years
41:00 <Loof> i could go on all night about how good you look but it would only get weird, in fact it probably already is lol
41:00 <Loof> life aint fair
42:00 <Serenity> life is a rollercoaster just gottaa ridde itt
42:00 <TheRiddler> sezz I caught a pinsir
42:00 <Serenity> ooh
42:00 <TheRiddler> wish it wasn't raining
42:00 <TheRiddler> would of been out longer
42:00 <Loof> how long will this pokemon talk go on just out of curiosity? 
43:00 <TheRiddler> forever
43:00 <Loof> lol
43:00 <Loof>  /o
43:00 <Serenity> im going to kings park tomorrow ash hopefully i find something cool
44:00 <Loof> is it pay to play?
44:00 <Serenity> only the data you use when you're out
44:00 <Loof> cool
45:00 <Loof> might get my wife to play it, i wont i dont want to look like a p
45:00 <Loof> just so she can tell me about it
45:00 <Loof> i must admit i'm getting curious
46:00 <Loof> i suspecting depth
46:00 <TheRiddler> cool
46:00 <Serenity> i dont understand why you'd look like a pedo
47:00 <Serenity> you dont interact with people inside the game
47:00 <Loof> i'm fucking 40 something
47:00 <Loof> oh
47:00 <Serenity> you're not chatting to children
47:00 <Loof> i'm 41 or 42
47:00 <TheRiddler> most ppl are over 18 playing
47:00 <Serenity> ive not seen 1 kid playing today besides my kids tbh
47:00 <Maurice> My kids downloaded it and haven't even played it
48:00 <Loof> god if i give in to this i'll feel like a huge cunt
48:00 <Maurice> So normal then
48:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/13529045_1184997908218196_212180104471644602_n.jpg?oh=5a92eb730d7f749ce4dbdc7628f3dc7c&oe=57FE3452
50:00 <Serenity> loll
51:00 <Loof> can i play it without leaving the house?
51:00 <Serenity> not properly no
51:00 <Loof> damn you nintendo!!!
53:00 <Serenity> worst part is when you get in from exploring and want to go right back out again
59:00 <TheRiddler> yep
06:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13615324_1771794736396565_7642561862854569179_n.jpg?oh=3ed89e99d28301c958c5d1a078705bbc&oe=57EFA405
18:00 <Loof> fuck it, i'm going to watch anime all night on netflix
18:00 <Loof> i'm going to weeaboo it up
18:00 <Loof> revert back to how i was in my 20s
18:00 <Loof> obsessed
19:00 <Loof> i give in
19:00 <Loof> final fantasy X it up
20:00 <Loof> i have like a dozen jrpgs i've been avoiding on my vita
20:00 <Loof> i'm scared
21:00 <Tim-Sim> what is a good phonr for $300?
22:00 <Tim-Sim> I wana bi a noo fone
22:00 <Loof> huawei
22:00 <Tim-Sim> boooooo\
22:00 <Tim-Sim> are you serious?
22:00 <Loof> i dunno lol
22:00 <Loof> i've never spent under 800
23:00 <Loof> TheRiddler i'm sorry
24:00 <Loof> you're awesome
24:00 <Loof> blame demat
25:00 <dematerialised> please shut up you fucking faggot
25:00 <Clarkson> beehhh, time to whip out ur dick
25:00 <Loof> lol
25:00 <Loof> you told me he was a criminal man
26:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13631458_1149213768470546_4082339520816384820_n.jpg?oh=028a529afe7081d5b4124d9a6dad72de&oe=5833D7BF
26:00 <Loof> TheRiddler <3
27:00 <Loof> oh god why mj?
27:00 <Loof> no offense
27:00 <Loof> TheRiddler <3
27:00 <Loof> so confused
27:00 <Loof> so old
28:00 <Loof> so medicated
28:00 <Loof> and Maruice is about to ban me
28:00 <Loof> for being weak
28:00 <dematerialised> one can only hope
28:00 <Loof> <3
28:00 <Maurice> Maybe if you could spell my nick right, that'd be a good start
29:00 <Loof> why mj?
29:00 <Loof> why?
29:00 <Loof> please TheRiddler?
29:00 <Loof> tell me why mj?
29:00 <Loof> i love you man tell me why him?
30:00 <Loof> demat you'll get laid one day buddy
30:00 <Loof> hang in there <3
31:00 <Loof> seriously tho
31:00 <Loof> wanna hear a funny story
31:00 <Loof> ok nvm
31:00 <Loof> ranting like a pandas cause noone is talking
36:00 <Serenity> not sure whats happening here...
36:00 <Serenity> who wants to play wiv me squirtle
36:00 <dematerialised> loof is back on the gear
36:00 <Loof> i wish
36:00 <dematerialised> he was talking about it earlier tonight
36:00 <Loof> it's irie
37:00 <Loof> just not for me
37:00 <Loof> i am on cigs tho
37:00 <Serenity> r u tellin stories again dematerialised
37:00 <dematerialised> no?
37:00 <Loof> i dont care who thinks i'm on weed
37:00 <Loof> i have no problem with people using it
37:00 <Loof> it's just not for me
38:00 <Loof> he turned me against theriddler
38:00 <Loof> got me scared
38:00 <Loof> now denies
38:00 <Loof> it
38:00 <Loof> but who did i hear the fucked up story from?
38:00 <Loof> who demat?
38:00 <Loof> who?
39:00 <Loof> two face
39:00 <Serenity> wasnt that a batman character
39:00 <Loof> lol
39:00 <dematerialised> please stop involving me in your psycosis Loof
39:00 <dematerialised> you have a problem
40:00 <dematerialised> and it looks like you're due for another visit to hospital
40:00 <Loof> lol
40:00 <Loof> let's let the people decide
40:00 <Loof> pampered little bitch
41:00 <Loof> tho there is some degree of psychosis
41:00 <Loof> honesty is key
42:00 <doctor> Have a nice sloice of cake
42:00 <Loof> wot doctor! how dare you!
42:00 <doctor> I could go for some cake
42:00 <Loof> doctor what do you think of crossfit?
42:00 <Loof> those guys on the juice?
43:00 <Serenity> i should def make someone bring me cake to hosp nex week
43:00 <doctor> some people seem to enjoy it
43:00 <Loof> juice or crossfit?
43:00 <doctor> nah, only bodybuilders seem to take juice - then lie about it
43:00 <Loof> do crossfitters lie about it?
43:00 <Loof> have you seen those cunts?
43:00 <Serenity> and get angry if you suggest it lol
44:00 <Loof> do they test them for juice in the crossfit comps?
44:00 <Loof> pls research for my lazy ass
44:00 <dematerialised> lol wtf loof why did you send me a PM saying "lets see whos more popular"
44:00 <dematerialised> i only just saw it
44:00 <doctor> Nah, crossfit isn't really a competition from what I see
44:00 <dematerialised> was that meant for someone else?
44:00 <doctor> anything highly competitive they'd take something
44:00 <Loof> no was meant for you baby bitch fgt
44:00 <dematerialised> ok :/
44:00 <Loof> you started it man
44:00 <Loof> i didnt' want a war
45:00 <Loof> but whatevs
45:00 <dematerialised> literally what the fuck are you talking about
45:00 <Clarkson> what's up with the new obsession with gay porn and wang burn?
45:00 <Loof> clarky what's wrong with gay porn?
45:00 <Clarkson> [02:53:44] fuck off junky
45:00 <dematerialised> ^
45:00 <Loof> ok :(
45:00 <Serenity> he sys you told him the ash in the phillipines story
45:00 <Serenity> says
45:00 <Serenity> so now hes mad about it
46:00 <doctor> Serenity, if youre going into hospital people better expect to send you cake
46:00 <doctor> I certainly would
46:00 <dematerialised> yeah i said his friend invited a 10 year old into his hotel room on his trip to the phillipines
46:00 <dematerialised> and i said he was a kiddly fiddler
46:00 <Loof> but it was 13
46:00 <doctor> if they don't, I would resign from life and die right there and then
46:00 <Serenity> my thoughts exactly doctor
46:00 <dematerialised> i dont understand?
46:00 <Loof> it was a 13 year old
46:00 <doctor> then they'd regret never getting me cake
46:00 <dematerialised> that still makes him a kiddly fiddler you fucking idiot
46:00 <Serenity> yes she was 13
46:00 <Loof> and you told me you weren't sure he hadn't commited a crime
46:00 <dematerialised> seriously get off the weed
46:00 <Serenity> ash hasnt done anything tho
46:00 <Serenity> im not sure whats going on
47:00 <dematerialised> i never said aid did anything
47:00 <dematerialised> ash*
47:00 <Loof> ok
47:00 <dematerialised> loof is just being a fucking idiot
47:00 <dematerialised> as per usual
47:00 <Loof> lol
47:00 <dematerialised> im going back to my game
47:00 <Serenity> look i have no idea whats going on
47:00 <Loof> make up your own mind sez
47:00 <Serenity> i just want cake
47:00 <Loof> same
47:00 <Loof> weed cake
47:00 <doctor> cakebox 20
48:00 <Serenity> black forrest cake
48:00 <Loof> all i know is i owe TheRiddler a massive apology
48:00 <Serenity> hnng
48:00 <Loof> and will strive to be his besty from now on
48:00 <dematerialised> you need to end your life Loof
48:00 <Loof> lol
48:00 <dematerialised> i thought you had gotten better
48:00 <dematerialised> but clearly you haven;t
48:00 <Loof> man it must be the weed huh?
48:00 <Loof> cause i'm injecting it now
50:00 <Loof> nothing to do with you being pampered completely by your parents, in a job earning a mil a year, and still cant get ameliar
50:00 <Loof> lol
50:00 <Serenity> I am so confused
50:00 <Loof> hang in there bro
50:00 <Serenity> why are you mad at dematerialised
50:00 <Loof> cause theriddler story
50:00 <dematerialised> jesus fucking christ
50:00 <dematerialised> you retard
50:00 <dematerialised> i didnt say anything about TheRiddler
50:00 <Serenity> why what exactly did he say that has made you mad
51:00 <Loof> ok
51:00 <dematerialised> i said his friend is a pedo
51:00 <dematerialised> because he is
51:00 <Loof> where did i hear the story from
51:00 <Serenity> well yeah
51:00 <Serenity> we know that
51:00 <Loof> despite being away for a year
51:00 <dematerialised> i honestly dont know what loof is talking about
51:00 <dematerialised> and its annoying the fuck out of me
51:00 <Loof> lol
51:00 <Serenity> im just trying to work out why hes mad at you
51:00 <Loof> where did i hear it from?
51:00 <Loof> who told me
51:00 <dematerialised> and now he's angry at me because apparently im rich and trying to get amelia's irc pussy
51:00 <Serenity> yeah but thats no reason to be angry at him
52:00 <Loof> the story made me angry
52:00 <Loof> anyway lets drop it before maurice bans me
52:00 <dematerialised> loof you seriously need to get help
52:00 <dematerialised> and re-evaluate your life
52:00 <Loof> ok man
52:00 <Loof> will do
52:00 <Maurice> I'll tell you, I'll ban you if you say the word irie again
52:00 <dematerialised> you were like this before you left
52:00 <dematerialised> you came back and were normal for like 3 weeks
52:00 <Loof> must be the weed yeah?
52:00 <dematerialised> and now you've turned back into a fuckwit
52:00 <Serenity> its too late for this i have no idea whats going on anymore
53:00 <Loof> must be the weed man
53:00 <Maurice> I don't know why he keeps mentioning me banning him
53:00 <Loof> cause i'm inecting many marijuanas constantly
53:00 <dematerialised> because he's an idiot
53:00 <Loof> must be it
54:00 <Loof> the truth always comes out demat
54:00 <Loof> patience is key
54:00 <Loof> <3
54:00 <Serenity> The way I see it dematerialised told the ash vacation story, you've got misplaced anger about the story first for TheRiddler then for dematerialised. I think you've made an error in your judgement thats all.
54:00 <dematerialised> im just assuming at this point this is a poor attempt at a troll
54:00 <Serenity> its all cool dude
54:00 <Loof> i just want demat to tell me where i heard the story from
55:00 <dematerialised> how the fuck would i know
55:00 <Loof> lol
55:00 <Loof> haha
55:00 <Serenity> didnt he just say he told the story
55:00 <Loof> must have been esp
55:00 <Tim-Sim> wot in the wild world of sports?
55:00 <dematerialised> seriously
55:00 <dematerialised> https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Jackie-Chan-WTF.jpg
55:00 <Serenity> [11:51pm] <dematerialised> i didnt say anything about TheRiddler
55:00 <Serenity> [11:51pm] <Loof> ok
55:00 <Serenity> [11:51pm] <dematerialised> i said his friend is a pedo
55:00 <Serenity> [11:51pm] <dematerialised> because he is
55:00 <dematerialised> this is me
55:00 <dematerialised> right now
55:00 <Tim-Sim> everybody just calm down
55:00 <dematerialised> http://www.memecreator.org/static/images/templates/4265.jpg
55:00 <Serenity> im cool as a cucumber matey
56:00 <Loof> now i've got demat figured
56:00 <Loof> all is good
57:00 <Loof> just sorry TheRiddler
57:00 <Loof> you cool bro
57:00 <dematerialised> you haven't got shit figured out by the looks of it
57:00 <Clarkson> It's not Netflix's fault that your internet is shit drifted. 
57:00 <Loof> ok man
57:00 <Loof> you'll get there
57:00 <Loof> you get a million a year
58:00 <Loof> ameliar will cave eventually
58:00 <Loof> god bless your parents
58:00 <Serenity> :S
58:00 <dematerialised> :|
59:00 <Loof> :)
59:00 <dematerialised> im so confused, Loof isn't known for trolling
59:00 <Loof> wot
59:00 <Loof> you crazy
59:00 <Serenity> I actually dont think hes trolling
59:00 <Loof> i'm insaneeeeee
59:00 <Serenity> its just miscommunication at some point
00:00 <Loof> it's more serious than that
00:00 <Loof> irc serious
00:00 <President_Trump> demut whats wrong bro?
00:00 <Loof> hey trump god bless you
00:00 <dematerialised> nothign is wrong, i just think loof is back on the gear
00:00 <dematerialised> and he thinks im rich lol
00:00 <Loof> i wish
01:00 <Loof> i dream of weed every day
01:00 <Loof> every hour
02:00 <Loof> poking nuggets down the eye of my penis
02:00 <Clarkson> dont shove words up my arse cunt
02:00 <Loof> listening to stoner stories that go nowhere
02:00 <Loof> whole paragraphs of stoner shit, it's awesome mannnnnn
03:00 <Loof> it's cute that you call weed gear <3
03:00 <dematerialised> are you still talking to me?
04:00 <Loof> yes darling
04:00 <Serenity> ok have fun guys im off to bed
04:00 <Serenity> nini
04:00 <Loof> please fuck me
04:00 <dematerialised> nini sezz
04:00 <Loof> hope you're not going demat
04:00 <dematerialised> i have a magic trick that'll make Loof disappear
04:00 <dematerialised> watch this
06:00 <Loof> TheRiddler do you think Final Fantasy X could be classified as steampunk?
06:00 <Loof> i'm confused about steampunk
07:00 <Loof> was final fantasy the original steampunk?
11:00 <Loof> now i feel bad for demat
11:00 <Loof> fuck
11:00 <Loof> did i take it too far
12:00 <Loof> fuck
12:00 <Loof> is he going to be ok
14:00 <Loof> he'll be fine he's not a fat titted moneygrubbing bad parent that only cares about cats
50:00 <mR> howdy
02:00 <Loof> The only thing that's maintaining the slightest resemblance of sanity is telling myself constantly that i'm insane.
12:00 <mRR> sarp in dardy town 
40:00 <Kelevra> iBiZa get a root and fuck off.
27:00 <zaim> http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/children-evacuated-from-swimming-pool-after-prosthetic-leg-mistaken-for-paedophile-9010525.html
01:00 <faux> naw topic. ty Serenity xx
13:00 <Loof> have an irie bday (ps. it's crowbar's bday too, sorry :P)
15:00 <Loof> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13631562_1179192632104276_8805862225995067120_n.jpg?oh=cdb5247105b7a32babb10b7316b6b173&oe=57FBD8C2
24:00 <faux> lol thanks
24:00 <faux> why you sorry 
24:00 <faux> i know its his bday :)
31:00 <Loof> oh just so many hate on him, i like him tho
31:00 <faux> yeah i dont hate him lol
31:00 <Loof> i agree with his attitude towards this world
31:00 <Loof> :)
33:00 <Loof> awww yeah! http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36756723?SThisFB
40:00 <Loof> if i had been born a generation earlier i would find this woman and worship her <3 https://www.facebook.com/HistoryBites/photos/a.1625857931008255.1073741828.1624551331138915/1625857937674921/?type=3&theater
42:00 <Loof> that face!
51:00 <Loof> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/9f/3b/d0/9f3bd0b6352aae4997b147248fa81db3.jpg
58:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/f3uhenmMS2E
58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Into the Wild (2007) Full "Movie Views: 3,864 Uploader: Gretysa Lian Uploaded: May 25, 2016 Duration: 109m41s Rating: .65
59:00 <Loof> ah it's fake nvm
18:00 <Loof> http://medchecker.co/2016/07/02/2-year-old-taken-away-from-parents-because-they-used-marijuana-killed-by-foster-mother/
33:00 <JackTheRipper> G'day Ash
35:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
36:00 <TheRiddler> how is jessica
39:00 <JackTheRipper> She's good man
39:00 <JackTheRipper> How's Bree?
39:00 <JackTheRipper> rofl
43:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m9
43:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> m8
42:00 <couleurs> can i get a WoO wOo
44:00 <couleurs> ok then...
46:00 <Cath^> o.o
46:00 <couleurs> hi Cath^ 
46:00 <Cath^> hi couleurs
46:00 <couleurs> when we going 2 c GHoStBuStErS
47:00 <Loof> die couleurs
47:00 <couleurs> irie Loof 
50:00 <Loof> monsieur pissy pants
53:00 <couleurs> pokemon, mon
54:00 <Matthew> is gay
54:00 <couleurs> gasp
54:00 <Loof> we know
54:00 <Loof> we dont care
54:00 <Matthew> Pokemon*
54:00 <Matthew> grow up
55:00 <Loof> TheRiddler and couleurs --> http://i.imgur.com/v44ajfp.jpg
55:00 <couleurs> what's up doc!!!!!!
00:00 <couleurs> who u gonna call?
00:00 <Matthew> not Professor Oak
01:00 <couleurs> does he specialise in... Wood? ;)
02:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTBJ3tW2Lr0
02:00 <couleurs> me
02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: I'm So Stoked, My Dudes! Views: 71,874 Uploader: tdubbs Uploaded: Jul 6, 2016 Duration: 0m15s Rating: 4.82
02:00 <Loof> lame
03:00 <Loof> nobody cares about your links monsieur pissy pants
04:00 <couleurs> yea they do, me links r irie
14:00 <kelly19> wats the best coffee in melbourne?
15:00 <Loof> international roast
15:00 <couleurs> my house ;)
15:00 <Loof> cause anal cancer
15:00 <Loof> and reasons
16:00 <Loof> ask couleurs, he loves talking to little girls
16:00 <Loof> he'll take you out for one
17:00 <kelly19> hehe oh really?
19:00 <couleurs> https://www.beanhunter.com/search?locationId=3359
19:00 <couleurs> their u go...
20:00 <Loof> `seen paulbanks
21:00 <Loof> loves em
21:00 <MrMark> TheRon..........Bad Moon Rising
21:00 <Loof> only when he's plugging in network cables
22:00 <Loof> gotta watch that full moon
23:00 <TheRon> hello Billy! hello Johnny! hello everyone!
23:00 <couleurs> can i get a WoO wOo
23:00 <Loof> hitten the billy hey TheRon
23:00 <Loof> well it's about damn time
23:00 <MrMark> TheRon..........Bad Moon Rising!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:00 <MrMark> Creedence!!
23:00 <TheRon> i know
23:00 <Loof> Creedence, nice bbl
24:00 <MrMark> feral redneck music!!
24:00 <Doodle> theeeeeeeeeeere's a baboon on the right
24:00 <Matthew> THESE BROKEN WINGSSS
26:00 <kelly19> hi Matthew
26:00 <Doodle> hi Matthew
27:00 <Matthew> hi kelly19
27:00 <Matthew> hi Doodle
27:00 <couleurs> hi me
27:00 <Doodle> hi couleurs
27:00 <kelly19> hi you
27:00 <TheRon> hale and pace : When Ron makes love he uses a rubber.......
27:00 <couleurs> hi Doodle 
27:00 <TheRon> chicken
27:00 <couleurs> hi kelly19 
27:00 <couleurs> hi TheRon 
27:00 <Matthew> hi couleurs
27:00 <couleurs> hi Matthew 
27:00 <Matthew> welcome TheRon
27:00 <kelly19> hi couleurs
28:00 <Matthew> hi Zac Efron
28:00 <TheRon> here's one for you, what came first, the chicken or the Ron?
28:00 <couleurs> that 1 big hi tower
28:00 <couleurs> TheRon
29:00 <Matthew> the chicken who I rate higher
32:00 <MrMark> i see a little siletto of a man,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
32:00 <TheRon> i wish it would rain down, down on me
32:00 <MrMark> Phil
32:00 <TheRon> slow cooked lamb shanks for tea tonight
32:00 <TheRon> with mash
32:00 <Matthew> Adelaide & West Coast to both overtake Geelong today
34:00 <TheRon> essendon picked a good yeah to ban all those i think, it's a tight comp
34:00 <Matthew> we were NEVER going to win it this year or next year either
34:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn m8
35:00 <Matthew> i can sit back and relax and watch everyone fuck up
35:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> so i tske it u three here are homos
35:00 <Matthew> yep. love penis in and around my mouth.
35:00 <kelly19> haha
35:00 <TheRon> last year about mid way i knew geelong wasn't gonna make the finals
35:00 <Doodle> crikey
36:00 <Matthew> Geelong will finish 7th or 8th and be out first week - watch this space
36:00 <Clarkson> you all stick together like shit to a blanket
38:00 <TheRon> MrMark: i wear my sunglasses at night
38:00 <couleurs> go da dees
43:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEAsBqW3A9Y
43:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hale and Pace - Billy & Johnny - Confused Views: 29,468 Uploader: StevieTNA Uploaded: Sep 8, 2009 Duration: 1m26s Rating: 5.00
52:00 <couleurs> winky dinky
54:00 <kelly19> hi JTR
55:00 <Matthew> hi Cheryl
55:00 <faux> Beryl
55:00 <Matthew> is it a special day for you? if so... best wishes. if not... belated best wishes.
56:00 <faux> it is. thank you <3
56:00 <TheRon> doodle popping round for some.........
57:00 <faux> he better
58:00 <Matthew> special occasion sexy time
58:00 <TheRon> they gonna do that latin dance
59:00 <Doodle> on me way
59:00 <TheRon> like the lambada, only called the humparda
59:00 <Doodle> lol
00:00 <faux> lol
00:00 <faux> DOODLE
00:00 <faux> wheres me chef hat
00:00 <faux> top hat
00:00 <Doodle> lol well
00:00 <Doodle> i just made the top hat
00:00 <Matthew> http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/logopedia/images/b/bb/Lcnew.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130603175052
00:00 <Doodle> got all me arts and crafts out of the useful box
01:00 <faux> HAHA
01:00 <faux> yessss
01:00 <Doodle> it stinks of pva and sharpie
01:00 <faux> i am waiting
01:00 <faux> yum those are good smells
01:00 <Doodle> i have a cat on me lap atm
01:00 <faux> the one thing i miss most about being home is me varnish
02:00 <faux> lol
02:00 <faux> .
02:00 <Doodle> olawd
02:00 <TheRon> polished knobs etc?
02:00 <faux> no ol
02:00 <faux> ok
02:00 <faux> filthbucket
03:00 <Doodle> ehehhehhe
03:00 <couleurs> hb2u faux 
04:00 <Doodle> pix of u in ur bday suit
04:00 <faux> ty colores :*
04:00 <faux> no ol
04:00 <faux> ok*
04:00 <faux> its my bday u send me nudes
04:00 <Doodle> i'm shy
04:00 <faux> ye
04:00 <faux> and im african
05:00 <couleurs> sHy^GuY
05:00 <Doodle> do u do the clicky talking
05:00 <faux> ye
05:00 <Doodle> hotttt
05:00 <faux> tktktk
05:00 <Doodle> lolol
06:00 <Doodle> same 2 u buddy
06:00 <faux> that means hurry up and whip ya cock out
06:00 <Doodle> oh
06:00 <faux> oh dear my.throat feels scratchy 
06:00 <faux> jelxnzexkbska
06:00 <faux> i needa nap befpre din tonight
06:00 <faux> adios amigo
06:00 <faux> WAITING 4 PIC
06:00 <Doodle> lol bai2uuuuu
06:00 <Doodle> crikey
06:00 <Doodle> women are so demanding
07:00 <TheRiddler> ugh
07:00 <TheRiddler> lol
08:00 <TheRon> doodle i braised lamb shanks in frenchion onion soup
10:00 <Doodle> nice one
10:00 <dematerialised> i bruised my penis from too many wanks
10:00 <Clarkson> look like sag tits tho
12:00 <TheRon> did you ice it?\
13:00 <GoldSpade> huh
13:00 <dematerialised> no, and upon reflection that may have been the wise course of remedy
19:00 <TheRon> all these eps of hale and pace on youtube, it's awesome
20:00 <Doodle> bloody hell went outside to shut me garage door and nearly got blown away
20:00 <Clarkson> and it's the most boring shit
20:00 <Doodle> ye
21:00 <Doodle> 421
21:00 <TheRon> yes!
21:00 <TheRon> on it?
21:00 <Doodle> ofc
21:00 <TheRon> some filthy buds?
21:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13606840_10154032769174998_4752421509676487432_n.png?oh=037e0ca372a18cdc59c4922c2fbbdcfc&oe=5833C6FA
21:00 <Doodle> theres fuck all else to do
21:00 <Doodle> filthyish
22:00 <TheRon> listening to joe jackson
22:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Joe Jackson - Steppin' Out.mp3 (6.06MB 192kbps Stereo 4:24)
22:00 <GoldSpade> ahh thats a good song that one
22:00 <TheRon> breaking us in two
23:00 <TheRon> real men
30:00 <TheRon> so i'll sing it to the world, a simple message to my girl
30:00 <MrMark> highway to the danger zone!!!
31:00 <JTR> Hi Ash
34:00 <MrMark> hey mickey!!!
38:00 <TheRon> climbing up on solsbury hill i could see the city light
59:00 <TheRon> MrMark: melissa etheridge
10:00 <JTR> johninja
11:00 <JTR> johninja: welcome
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn m8
13:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hows it garn 
14:00 <couleurs> throwin' anudder shremp on da barby m8
15:00 <MrMark> noice TheROn
15:00 <TheRon> sophie b hawkins?
15:00 <amsy> lmao
16:00 <couleurs> hi amsy :y
16:00 <Matthew> damn i wish i was your lover
18:00 <dematerialised> if you wanna be my lover, you probably shouldn't fuck my friends
19:00 <johninja> :(
19:00 <JTR> johninja
19:00 <TheRon> maybe i'm just thinking that the rooms are all on fire
19:00 <couleurs> zigge ziggu zig ha
19:00 <MrMark> Stevie
19:00 <MrMark> Nickas
19:00 <TheRon> ahh ms Nicks........
20:00 <TheRon> south park
20:00 <MrMark> TheRon awesome song
20:00 <TheRon> it really is
21:00 <TheRon> on south park a goat is mistaken as stevie nicks and sent the afghanistan to entertain the troops
21:00 <MrMark> yes
21:00 <couleurs> fuck*n' snack*n'
21:00 <amsy> hi cc :©
21:00 <amsy> lmao
22:00 <couleurs> When 2 B Come 1.mp3
22:00 <TheRon> jesus!
22:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllll
23:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKhN1t_7PEY
23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mr. Mister - Broken Wings Views: 19,572,172 Uploader: MrMisterVEVO Uploaded: Oct 2, 2013 Duration: 4m49s Rating: 4.89
23:00 <TheRon> bryan adams and mel c - when you're gone
24:00 <MrMark> somewhere out in the back of your mind
24:00 <MrMark> im still on stevie
26:00 <amsy> https://youtu.be/NcwoSMpc3uo cc r u the 1 view?
26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Cancun Vlog Views: 2 Uploader: CastOfCharacters13 Uploaded: Jul 10, 2016 Duration: 2m23s Rating: N/A
26:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d020hcWA_Wg
26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Coldplay - Clocks Views: 116,874,289 Uploader: Coldplay Official Uploaded: May 27, 2011 Duration: 4m19s Rating: 4.91
29:00 <couleurs> rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
33:00 <GoldSpade> poor nth melbourne :~(
34:00 <Matthew> yeah... what an absolute shame!
34:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
35:00 <GoldSpade> lol wtf 
36:00 <GoldSpade> this is what happens when you meet some random guy  who cant afford condoms
37:00 <couleurs> :p
37:00 <GoldSpade> cake
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
38:00 <couleurs> paaps n frocks
38:00 <TheRon> katatonic_kate01: whats for din dins?
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> spag bol
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yet tobe made
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i might do cheesey garlic bread
39:00 <TheRon> lamb shanks with mash
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yum!
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> add some greens and i’m there
39:00 <TheRon> braised in a packet on french onion soup
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> weird
40:00 <TheRon> oh??
40:00 <Matthew> eww @ the word 'packet'
40:00 <TheRon> with bacon onion and leek
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmm interesting
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> ho’d you make your mash?
41:00 <GoldSpade> with a masher
41:00 <TheRon> shed load of butter and some milk and seasoned
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> yum
41:00 <Matthew> thanks Geoff Jansz
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is plenty to grope lol
42:00 <TheRon> pregnant so big boobs
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
42:00 <MrMark> im groping your ear
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah thye’re better
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah, can’t type
43:00 <Matthew> TheRon... the expert at cooking & female anatomy... 
43:00 <Matthew> what isn't he good at?
43:00 <TheRon> well...........
43:00 <TheRon> Matthew: i don't do desserts
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> wouldn’t mind some choc cake
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> with a drizzle of caramel
44:00 <Matthew> I am more a savoury than sweet person
44:00 <TheRon> as long as you know where the boobs are, what else is there to know?
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like both
47:00 <emuls> life is short
47:00 <emuls> eat all the things
47:00 <TheRon> trivia nights what's the ettiquette, is it ok to start drinking at 2 in the arvo?
49:00 <TheRon> i got one fri night
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> we shuld do trivia
51:00 <TheRon> can't read the bottle caps atm sorry
52:00 <TheRon> somebody bring me some water
53:00 <johninja> I have wine or coffee
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive got sprite
55:00 <TheRon> you gonna breastfeeding or you gonna drink straight away?
56:00 <amsy> oh
00:00 <TheRon> something tells me i'm into something good
01:00 <Matthew> so windy tbh
01:00 <TheArtfulDodger> Evening Matthew
01:00 <TheRon> so windy here
01:00 <dematerialised> stop ban evading TheArtfulDodger
03:00 <TheArtfulDodger> Evening dematerialised
03:00 <TheArtfulDodger> Just here tos peak with corninja
03:00 <Matthew> good evening
03:00 <TheRon> everybody was dancing in the moonlight
07:00 <President_Trump> good evening
07:00 <TheArtfulDodger> Had lunch with Jen today
08:00 <TheRon> star trek beyond looks totally gay
10:00 <President_Trump> Immutable where is jen?
10:00 <TheArtfulDodger> johninjas next project is jennifer gauci
11:00 <Immutable> hahaha
12:00 <TheArtfulDodger> cornboy has gone quiet since the kelevra stories have come out
12:00 <TheArtfulDodger> not so confident now, are you corninja?
13:00 <Immutable> he's a man of leisure!
13:00 <TheArtfulDodger> thats right Immutable
13:00 <TheArtfulDodger> That is why he hasn't left his parents home, got a job or paid child support and is a man in his mid 30's
14:00 <TheArtfulDodger> A man of leisure
14:00 <TheRon> think i just made an o face opening my beer, lid was on so tight
16:00 <Immutable> and butt pleasure
16:00 <Kelevra> TheArtfulDodger You're stupidity is amazing
17:00 <TheRon> ooh ooh child things are gonna get easier
17:00 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllll where is johninja
18:00 <Immutable> fapping
18:00 <TheArtfulDodger> johninja has gone quiet when he got called pit
18:00 <TheArtfulDodger> out*
18:00 <TheArtfulDodger> speak up johninja
18:00 <TheArtfulDodger> ya fucking faggot
18:00 <Clarkson> my weiners got an itch for a snobby bitch somethin only an angelina jolie blowjob can fix
18:00 <Kelevra> where's your mum? he's probably putting his cock in her..
18:00 <dematerialised> he's not even here you retard
19:00 <Kelevra> :)
19:00 <TheArtfulDodger> johninja is here loser
19:00 <TheArtfulDodger> go put on your pirate constime you over weight piece of shit
19:00 <Kelevra> he's afk cooking..
19:00 <dematerialised> my pirate costume is awesome
19:00 <TheRon> i can't help myself i love you and nobody else
20:00 <johninja> mmm costime
20:00 <TheArtfulDodger> johninja a well known irc pedo
20:00 <dematerialised> wb johninja
20:00 <dematerialised> jerome is here
20:00 <johninja> you seem quite upset TheArtfulDodger
20:00 <johninja> is something the matter?
20:00 <dematerialised> he is very upset
20:00 <johninja> he's is LIVID
21:00 <dematerialised> absolutely furious
21:00 <johninja> fuming
21:00 <TheArtfulDodger> johninja when will you be going on your next austnet sex tour?
21:00 <johninja> frothing at the keyboard
21:00 <IAmSpeed> Spitting chips.
21:00 <johninja> i can see the veins in your forhead bulging through my screen TheArtfulDodger
21:00 <TheRon> it's the same old song
21:00 <TheArtfulDodger> When will you be paying child support to Kelevra, johninja?
21:00 <johninja> better calm down bud or you will be dead at the keyboard
21:00 <johninja> another statistic
22:00 <dematerialised> it makes me sad to know that jerome will be found one day dead at his computer
22:00 <johninja> "he was such a nice chap"
22:00 <johninja> :'(
22:00 <TheArtfulDodger> corninja
22:00 <johninja> well if you get this worked up about a chat program on the internet just imagine his passion irl
22:00 <dematerialised> i know right
23:00 <Lumeah> Who. 
23:00 <TheArtfulDodger> corninja
23:00 <johninja> excellent retort
24:00 <TheArtfulDodger> top shelf loser
24:00 <Kelevra> If I need support I'd ask for it.
24:00 <TheArtfulDodger> So you admit it Kelevra?
24:00 <TheRon> oh what a night- late december back in '63
25:00 <TheArtfulDodger> He doesn't support you or his child?
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it shitcunt hour?
25:00 <dematerialised> i love it when jeromes shit trolls fail
25:00 <dematerialised> zero intellect
25:00 <TheRon> i smell fuckwit
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> which means someone has been smoking too much ice
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah i smell an ice smoking troll
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking next
25:00 <Clarkson> a fucking rat pig hoey
25:00 <TheArtfulDodger> johninja, speak up
26:00 <TheArtfulDodger> when was the last time you gave Kelevra money?
26:00 <TheRon> oh what a night!
26:00 <TheArtfulDodger> for your daughters well being
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> focus on your own well being shitcunt
26:00 <TheArtfulDodger> katatonic_kate01 when is your fake pregnancy due?
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> when you next score ice?
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> so in the next 15 mins
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> im actually on the operating table now
27:00 <Kelevra> What did I admit? TheArtfulDodger seems like a mutt.
27:00 <dematerialised> TheArtfulDodger = plivent = jerome gayle
27:00 <TheRon> i like under the moniker no need to be an arsehole
27:00 <Kelevra> oh so it's special class.
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> = shitcunt ice smokers
28:00 <goobs567576> oh snap a melbourne chat and people are talking from the moment i join
28:00 <goobs567576> hallo everyone
28:00 <Kelevra> ice is for bored wankers.
28:00 <TheArtfulDodger> katatonic_kate01 when is the baby due?
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> why do you need to know?
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i said in the next 15 mins
28:00 <TheArtfulDodger> katatonic_kate01 i hope the father is more responsible than johninja and pays his child support
28:00 <TheRon> would it be nice if we were older, then we wouldn't have to wait so long
28:00 <GoldSpade> ehhe
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah… the pregnancy is fake remember
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> so… you know, not really up the duff
29:00 <TheRon> her boobs are just bug
29:00 <TheRon> big
29:00 <TheArtfulDodger> katatonic_kate01 when will you begin to fake losing bubs?
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh now?
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> update: just had a miscarrage guys….. like 2 seconds ago.
30:00 <TheArtfulDodger> its a shame that Kelevra and johninja were not making up their baby
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> thought i’d jump on irc and update yall
30:00 <dematerialised> thanks k9 for update
30:00 <Matthew> sickening tbh
30:00 <TheArtfulDodger> johninja is not willing to take responsibility for his child
30:00 <goobs567576> press f to pay respects
30:00 <dematerialised> dont forget to update facebook too
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s a shame that you feel the need to be involved in someone eles’ stuff lol
30:00 <dematerialised> jerome gets involved because he has no friends
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i’ll update FB dem
30:00 <TheRon> you've lost that lovin' feeling
30:00 <dematerialised> this is the only social interaction he has
31:00 <dematerialised> it's a shame he chooses to ruin it
31:00 <dematerialised> but then again its probably why he has no friends
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> obv
31:00 <TheRon> now it's gone gone gone whoa!
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> but who wants a friend who smokes ice
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> not me
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’re fucking psycho
31:00 <Clarkson> means sex isn't always an option
31:00 <TheArtfulDodger> katatonic_kate01 expect the logs to be sent through to your husband this week
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaahahaahahahahaahahaha
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao yeah you do that
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll take pics of us reading them together with thumbs up
32:00 <TheRon> my grandpappy he was a logger
32:00 <johninja> lol
32:00 <johninja> you are such a rascal TheArtfulDodger
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love how you get all angry and make threats… makes me giggle
32:00 <johninja> little scamp!
33:00 <johninja> he's adorable
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> even if you do send logs, it’s gonna make me laugh
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> subject: READ THIS EMAIL LOGS OF YOUR WIFE ON IRC
33:00 <TheArtfulDodger> corninja I have some logs of you that i find quite interesting
33:00 <johninja> you lead such an interesting life
33:00 <TheArtfulDodger> I have taken some time to read these logs sent through by mayo
33:00 <johninja> i'll bet you did
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <TheArtfulDodger> Kelevra was basically shitting on you
34:00 <TheArtfulDodger> lol
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> the shit cunt gang
34:00 <johninja> what else where you going to do this weekend?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> smoking ice
34:00 <johninja> ahh yes
34:00 <johninja> like the rest of the week then
34:00 <johninja> hit the ice pipe
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> how else could he read 987656800 pages of logs
34:00 <johninja> smack it like it owes you money even
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
34:00 <couleurs> i'm gonna send all your husbands logs of u trying to woo me if u guys don't play nice
35:00 <TheArtfulDodger> johninja sounds like you need a smack so you start paying your child support
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> can serenity or faux just boot em now
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle
35:00 <johninja> agressive man at the keyboard
35:00 <TheArtfulDodger> too bad they arent active
35:00 <TheArtfulDodger> they cant save you if they are not here
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahah i’ll just leave. Care factor zero. 
36:00 <johninja> please hlp i'm being trolled by a lonely man
36:00 <TheArtfulDodger> Sure you will kake
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> not engaging with shit cunt ice smoking freaks….
36:00 <TheArtfulDodger> one down
36:00 <TheArtfulDodger> johninja
36:00 <johninja> oh no
37:00 <TheArtfulDodger> surely you can earn some money on the corn farm to pay the child support?
37:00 <johninja> you are totally going to ruin  chat for everyone
37:00 <TheArtfulDodger> you did the deed johninja
37:00 <johninja> not really the hero we want
37:00 <TheArtfulDodger> you gotta pay for it
37:00 <johninja> but perhaps the hero weed need
37:00 <johninja> mm weed need
37:00 <TheArtfulDodger> johninja answer me this, why dont you pay child support?
38:00 <johninja> answer me this, why are you hogging the phone line at your mums place just to ask people who don't like you questions about shit nobody cares about on irc?
38:00 <TheArtfulDodger> dont answer a question with a question johninja
38:00 <TheArtfulDodger> Why don't you pay child support?
39:00 <johninja> well take that as a no comment there 
39:00 <johninja> shittest reporter 
39:00 <TheArtfulDodger> you seem to be able to afford your prepaid internet, cheap beer and weed
39:00 <TheArtfulDodger> but cant support your daughter
39:00 <TheRon> TheArtfulDodger: is this any of your business anyway?
39:00 <johninja> no comment
39:00 <TheArtfulDodger> johninja is a disgrace
40:00 <TheArtfulDodger> would rather spend his cash on beer, weed and prepaid internet than take care of his daughter
40:00 <TheArtfulDodger> for shame corninja
40:00 <TheArtfulDodger> a man of leisure and no morals
40:00 <TheRon> i'd rather have a beer
40:00 <TheArtfulDodger> irc pedo johninja
41:00 <johninja> how am i going to be shamed by a lonley virgin 
41:00 <johninja> seriously
41:00 <johninja> its impossible
41:00 <TheArtfulDodger> were you there when your daughter was born johninja?
41:00 <TheRon> derryn hinch
41:00 <TheRon> shame hsmae hsame
41:00 <johninja> have you ever been with a woman TheArtfulDodger?
41:00 <johninja> lets not count that time you molested your sister
41:00 <johninja> i mean someone who actually wants to be with you
42:00 <TheRon> whoops
42:00 <TheArtfulDodger> yes johninja, possibly more women than you
42:00 <TheArtfulDodger> and not from austnet sex tours
42:00 <Clarkson> nah fuck that negging shit
42:00 <TheArtfulDodger> and no children that i neglect
42:00 <johninja> hmm
42:00 <TheRon> what happended, tripped and fell?
42:00 <TheArtfulDodger> johninja why dont you pay child support?
43:00 <johninja> TheArtfulDodger why are you getting onvolved in other peoples affairs?
43:00 <johninja> *involved
43:00 <TheArtfulDodger> johninja why dont you pay child support?
43:00 <TheArtfulDodger> I feel it is my duty to look after your daughter johninja
43:00 <TheArtfulDodger> as you will not
43:00 <johninja> so you are the moral voice of society?
43:00 <TheArtfulDodger> Ill fight to get her the money you owe your babys mother
44:00 <TheArtfulDodger> So johninja why dont you pay child support?
44:00 <johninja> you should go on ACA
44:00 <TheRon> so happy together.........
44:00 <johninja> i'm sure they will appreciate your pashion
44:00 <TheArtfulDodger> Just answer me that one question johninja
44:00 <johninja> you could be the next tracy grimshaw
44:00 <TheArtfulDodger> and ill leave
44:00 <TheRon> passionfruit but sure
44:00 <TheArtfulDodger> johninja why dont you pay child support?
45:00 <Matthew> Guru josh
45:00 <johninja> that is not a question that is any of your business bud
45:00 <johninja> you don't know what i pay or don't pay
45:00 <TheArtfulDodger> lol pashion
45:00 <TheArtfulDodger> johninja why dont you pay child support?
45:00 <johninja> TheArtfulDodger why are you so lonely?
46:00 <johninja> you seem to have a charming personality
46:00 <dematerialised> he knows why he's lonely
46:00 <TheRon> johninja: you realise you just say nothing he will stop it
46:00 <johninja> it just doesn't seem right you are alone on a sunday night trying to hassle people on irc
46:00 <johninja> i'm going to take up that fight
46:00 <johninja> well i do have to go check my dinner
46:00 <TheArtfulDodger> johninja maybe you should start paying child support?
46:00 <dematerialised> mmm food is a good idea
47:00 <TheRon> i am against the royal commison into islam
47:00 <TheRon> it'd take too loog
47:00 <dematerialised> reckon pauline goes off in the sack?
47:00 <TheRon> she's a redhead
48:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkbAcwYix7I
48:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Blacksmith vs. Minotaur - BattleBots Views: 72,239 Uploader: ABC Television Network Uploaded: Jul 9, 2016 Duration: 3m30s Rating: 4.96
50:00 <dematerialised> goooo minotaue!
53:00 <WhoMadeWho> arse
54:00 <Kelevra> arse
54:00 <WhoMadeWho> face in arse rimming bunghole
54:00 <TheRon> arse
55:00 <Kelevra> someones fortunately
00:00 <Serenity> crikey
00:00 <Serenity> whats all this then
00:00 <WhoMadeWho> well
00:00 <WhoMadeWho> it started with arse
00:00 <dematerialised> just jerung being a pest
00:00 <dematerialised> nothing new
00:00 <dematerialised> or significant
01:00 <Serenity> oic
01:00 <Serenity> well thats boring
02:00 <TheRon> it's another tequila sunrise
03:00 <Esteban> Do Ron ron 
05:00 <TheRon> drunk enough, thank god i'm a country boy
09:00 <Esteban> So I am at Melbourne airport. What wonderful things are there to do in Melbourne?
10:00 <dematerialised> oh its this retard again
10:00 <dematerialised> im with kate
10:00 <dematerialised> im out
10:00 <TheRon> he is retired
11:00 <Kelevra> Esteban go down kings street
11:00 <Kelevra> see some vadge
13:00 <goobs567576> uber from airport to revs
13:00 <Esteban> Ok
13:00 <TheRon> reservoir?
13:00 <WhoMadeWho> pick a vadge, any vadge.... http://vaginal-rejuvenation.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/vaginas-plaster.jpg
14:00 <WhoMadeWho> all kinds to pick from in kings street
14:00 <TheRon> that's what she said
14:00 <Esteban> Last time I was here I had walkers donuts
15:00 <Esteban> Also the coffee at this place called plantation was great
23:00 <Kelevra> LOL WhoMadeWho
25:00 <WhoMadeWho> tee hee
27:00 <GoldSpade> why isnt this workign
27:00 <WhoMadeWho> why isnt what working
27:00 <johninja> work damnitt
27:00 <GoldSpade> no one is typing anything
28:00 <GoldSpade> hardly
28:00 <GoldSpade> I dont understand why all these ppl join  and dont do anything
28:00 <WhoMadeWho> fuck those non typers and fuck the dog they rode in on
29:00 <WhoMadeWho> well most of them are suspect cunts lurking in the shadows
29:00 <Clarkson> as above cunt
31:00 <WhoMadeWho> you tell em Clarkson
31:00 <Clarkson> this hot arse fucking life gaurd chick sais to me "Your bomb dives are massive, Its hot!"
31:00 <johninja> above the cunt
32:00 <Esteban> Ok Im in the skybus now
32:00 <amsy> phew
32:00 <johninja> Clarkson the daredevil
32:00 <Clarkson> child porn sting
32:00 <johninja> ic
32:00 <couleurs> how high up r u Esteban 
32:00 <johninja> are you going to be ok?
32:00 <Esteban> I am on the top level 
32:00 <johninja> I heard TheArtfulDodger might be in some trouble Clarkson
32:00 <Clarkson> bet u fink ur gud hey slut blokkin n shit
32:00 <amsy> lmao is Esteban Skirmish irl
32:00 <johninja> true
32:00 <Esteban> Looking at the traffic and lights
33:00 <Esteban> Just pulled out of the airport
33:00 <johninja> wow you went to the big city hey
33:00 <johninja> do you like it?
33:00 <johninja> is it nice there?
33:00 <Esteban> It looks ok so far
33:00 <johninja> awesome
33:00 <johninja> good luck
34:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ayYj36Fi8I 
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jon English - Hot Town (1979) Views: 2,759 Uploader: austv2 Uploaded: Mar 19, 2016 Duration: 3m44s Rating: 4.76
35:00 <Kynetic> johninja you old fart you
35:00 <Esteban> Some baby downstairs won't shut up
35:00 <Esteban> Blah children
36:00 <amsy> ty 4 the commentary
36:00 <Esteban> Welcome 
36:00 <Esteban> A couple are talking behind me
36:00 <couleurs> r u Matthew's hispanic cousin Esteban 
36:00 <Esteban> No 
36:00 <Esteban> I am whiter than paper
38:00 <couleurs> ur as boring as 1 2
38:00 <amsy> lol
38:00 <couleurs> #rekt #owned #wasted
38:00 <amsy> cc
38:00 <couleurs> #betta_belief_it
38:00 <couleurs> hiiii
38:00 <Esteban> Couleurs did you drop out of primary school?
39:00 <amsy> can u find the tyrannosaurus yt 
39:00 <couleurs> lol
39:00 <couleurs> ofcoursed
39:00 <amsy> :))))))))
39:00 <johninja> I accidently hit the poweroff button on me new KB
40:00 <johninja> gonna have to pry it out
40:00 <amsy> what kinda kb
40:00 <johninja> logitech nigga
40:00 <amsy> nice
40:00 <amsy> illuminated?
40:00 <johninja> it feels like my fingers are dancing on sunshine
40:00 <johninja> nah my eyes are sensitive to light :/
40:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> hi friends
41:00 <amsy> oh 
41:00 <johninja> none of that fancy stuff for me
41:00 <johninja> i'm a simple corn farming man
41:00 <couleurs> no but you were dropped as a baby Esteban 
41:00 <couleurs> #rekt #owned #wasted
42:00 <johninja> #needsomealoeveraforthatburn
42:00 <couleurs> fuck were's that clip
42:00 <Esteban> Couleurs was a failed abortion
42:00 <couleurs> stupid sexy favourites
42:00 <Clarkson> i shouldnt watch porn
42:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> man i love corn farmers
42:00 <amsy> i love corn
42:00 <amsy> lmao
42:00 <johninja> If it wasn't for corn i wouldn't be so high and drunk rn
42:00 <amsy> I Like Corm.
42:00 <johninja> fuck yeah CORN!
42:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> johninja, what r u high on?
42:00 <Clarkson> she'll be at the top of fucking itunes, but noone gave a shit the past 20 years. 
43:00 <johninja> the wisdom of the great leader
43:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> tony abbott?
43:00 <johninja> jah rastafari
43:00 <johninja> he was in the wolongambi electorate
43:00 <johninja> you probably missed him
44:00 <johninja> fantastic leader
44:00 <amsy> https://kimaguresan.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/f3b0e52f0cb3ecbf0ee58978238b6563_h.jpg
44:00 <johninja> lmao amsy
44:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/MalLny7MT6E
44:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: It's Morphin' Time!!! Views: 543,158 Uploader: spdrcr5 Uploaded: Aug 23, 2013 Duration: 0m18s Rating: 4.73
44:00 <amsy> yesssss
45:00 <couleurs> lol
45:00 <amsy> top 5 yts of all time
45:00 <johninja> big call by amsy
45:00 <johninja> in the yts hall of fame 
46:00 <couleurs> tyrennersorus
47:00 <Immutable> lol where is pliv?
50:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/vUz9xCTOPRw
50:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ç«è»Š Views: 455,917 Uploader: pizzlemank Uploaded: Nov 3, 2008 Duration: 0m30s Rating: 4.95
50:00 <couleurs> this 1 is 1 of my faves 2
52:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13592665_10157153498540113_2462760907162969722_n.jpg?oh=ea7e858b604d49622a772b1af53c12ad&oe=57F18425
52:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> my friend is seeing all the sights in NYC
56:00 <amsy> lollll
56:00 <amsy> holy shetttt
57:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
57:00 <couleurs> wow some of my favourites delete or private
57:00 <couleurs> crying
58:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hows it garn
00:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> its amazing what drugs can do to change a person
00:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> To go from holding a steady job to blowjobs on a train in public
02:00 <couleurs> amsy: https://youtu.be/POcuiqRTbnM
02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kristianne Baille Views: 614,253 Uploader: Trevor Clarence Uploaded: Feb 25, 2010 Duration: 0m25s Rating: 4.87
02:00 <couleurs> thank god that 1 still there
04:00 <amsy> ahahaha phew
04:00 <couleurs> Kristianne Bael
05:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-10/the-ends-of-aids-as-a-public-health-issue-in-australia/7580852
05:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> australia doesnt have aids. just cancer.
06:00 <couleurs> amsy: https://youtu.be/Ets0xkUk17Y
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Perfect Date Dating Video Views: 2,575,171 Uploader: jeremyrowley Uploaded: Oct 14, 2006 Duration: 1m42s Rating: 4.05
06:00 <couleurs> TOP 5 
06:00 <couleurs> 10 years old jesus
19:00 <dematerialised> hello yes this is dog
20:00 <dematerialised> good evening meels
20:00 <amelia> hai @ chu
20:00 <amelia> wots up
21:00 <dematerialised> nommuc
21:00 <dematerialised> h
21:00 <dematerialised> just chillin
21:00 <dematerialised> wbu
21:00 <amelia> I wents for high tea
21:00 <Loof> splendid
21:00 <dematerialised> is that like normal tea but at a higher sea level elevation?
21:00 <amelia> that is exactly wot ittis
22:00 <dematerialised> oh ok
22:00 <dematerialised> sounds exciting
22:00 <amelia> it was otay
22:00 <amelia> at de casino
22:00 <dematerialised> i have never been to the casino
22:00 <dematerialised> it's a scary place
23:00 <dematerialised> it's far too close to the train station and people get killed at the train station
23:00 <Immutable> same thing with me and star city and the docks
23:00 <Immutable> thats were I got this scar
23:00 <dematerialised> that's not a scar that's a vagina
24:00 <dematerialised> you have a vagina Immutable
24:00 <amelia> YOU NEVER BEEN CASINO?
24:00 <dematerialised> never
24:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> im watchin deep throat on da x filez
24:00 <dematerialised> i can number the establishments i've visited in my lifetime on a little more than one hand
25:00 <Immutable> I wish I had a vagina I gots nobody
25:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
25:00 <amelia> you dun likes venturing out to new places? Unless its road traveling
25:00 <dematerialised> pretty much
25:00 <dematerialised> i just dont like clubs and shit
25:00 <dematerialised> never seen the appeal
25:00 <amelia> i agree wif clubs
26:00 <amelia> plenty other spots tho
26:00 <amelia> places to eat mmmm
26:00 <dematerialised> i do lots of eateries though
26:00 <dematerialised> well
26:00 <dematerialised> not lots i suppose
26:00 <dematerialised> but enough
26:00 <amelia> take aways
26:00 <dematerialised> nah
26:00 <dematerialised> restuarants
26:00 <amelia> or actual food spots
26:00 <dematerialised> mostly in fremantle
26:00 <amelia> o ye
27:00 <Loof> too peopley
27:00 <Immutable> I hate people
27:00 <Loof> same
28:00 <Immutable> one day I will end all people
28:00 <Loof> lol
28:00 <dematerialised> i hope one day you will end yourself
28:00 <dematerialised> sooner rather than later
28:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> dah trues r out der
29:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> r u mad?
31:00 <Immutable> see loof this is the shit I'm talking about
31:00 <Immutable> people like dematerialised really need to go 
31:00 <dematerialised> the problem with that philosophy is when it comes down to an actual battle to the death i would destroy you
31:00 <dematerialised> because i am stronger than you
31:00 <dematerialised> you are genetically inferior
31:00 <Immutable> ok
31:00 <dematerialised> natural selection will take care of you
32:00 <Immutable> you have any basis for that?
32:00 <Immutable> or are you just talking shit like you usually do
32:00 <Clarkson> tony's so repressed, he won't let his gay feelings out in the open because he's afraid of the backlash
33:00 <couleurs> irie, mon
33:00 <Loof> poor tony clarky
33:00 <Clarkson> make it all vagina like
33:00 <Loof> agreed
33:00 <johninja> mmm vagina like
33:00 <johninja> hey loof
34:00 <Loof> hey man :)
34:00 <Kelevra> the Loof the Loof the Loof is on fire, we don't need no water let the mother fucker burn
34:00 <Kelevra> naww
34:00 <Loof> lol
34:00 <Loof> ahhhhh!
34:00 <Kelevra> :)
39:00 <Picard> we have a liberal government 
39:00 <Picard> yay
39:00 <johninja> yeah fuck medicare
40:00 <Picard> its not going anywhere
40:00 <johninja> poor people cn just die in an orderly pile
40:00 <Picard> shorten was talking shit
40:00 <johninja> who needs to be spenfin a few mil helping them when we could be buying more sub,arines
40:00 <Picard> u really are clueless
40:00 <johninja> no man
41:00 <johninja> if we buy more subs 
41:00 <johninja> we will really be able to stop the boats
41:00 <Picard> if, and its a big if the only part of medicare privatised will be the payments to doctors
41:00 <johninja> to the best of our ability
41:00 <johninja> no more boats = no more problems
41:00 <Picard> shoot the boats
41:00 <johninja> one all the boats are gone out country will be great again
42:00 <Picard> its a step in the right direction
42:00 <TheRiddler> do I have someone on my ignore that I dont know about
42:00 <Loof> hope it's me
43:00 <Picard> Loof he doesnt ignore anyone, afraid he will miss something
43:00 <Loof> lol
43:00 <Picard> the boof head cunt
43:00 <Loof> rofl
45:00 <johninja> get out Fennec_Fox
45:00 <Fennec_Fox> go fuck yourself for a bloody change you dumb dickhead of an MP
45:00 <Loof> lol
46:00 <Loof> for a bloody change
46:00 <TheRiddler> happy birthday faux!
47:00 <dematerialised> what does MP mean in this context?
47:00 <dematerialised> i am confused
47:00 <dematerialised> malaysian pig?
47:00 <faux> thanks ash <3
47:00 <Immutable> member of this band called parliament 
47:00 <Immutable> pretty funky
47:00 <Immutable> like your bo dematerialised 
48:00 <TheRiddler> how has your day been?
48:00 <faux> gooodies
48:00 <faux> my fam just left 
48:00 <faux> we had dinner
48:00 <TheRiddler> cool
48:00 <faux> i had too much wine 
48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
49:00 <dematerialised> faux you're like 19 now yeah?
49:00 <Loof> lol
49:00 <faux> plus 9
49:00 <faux> :'(
49:00 <dematerialised> aw
49:00 <johninja> teens gone wild
49:00 <faux> im drinking lychee tea
49:00 <johninja> fukin la di da
49:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> im drinking a can of who gives a fuck
50:00 <TheRiddler> stfu taco
50:00 <Loof> stfu TheRiddler
50:00 <dematerialised> you're right taco
50:00 <dematerialised> nobody gives a fuck what you're doing
50:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> ikr
50:00 <Immutable> lol
51:00 <Serenity> anna grande
51:00 <Immutable> I kind of want to know what he's drinking now
51:00 <johninja> sounds about right
51:00 <Serenity> excuse you
51:00 <Loof> lol
51:00 <Serenity> thats rude
51:00 <Loof> plonk!
51:00 <johninja> fuckboi seeks to know what another man is putting in his mouth
52:00 <dematerialised> hehe
52:00 <Serenity> is Immutable a fuck boy?
52:00 <Loof> a man has no mouth
52:00 <dematerialised> i reckon Immutable swings both ways
52:00 <Serenity> a man has a meat hole
52:00 <johninja> extreme fuckboi
52:00 <Immutable> wow you two are saltier than the ocean
52:00 <johninja> says the fukboi
52:00 <Immutable> what did I ever do to you lovely chaps?
52:00 <Serenity> what exactly is a fuck boy
52:00 <Serenity> did we evr find out
52:00 <dematerialised> it's just a bit of banter
52:00 <dematerialised> nah
53:00 <johninja> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fuck%20boy 
53:00 <dematerialised> oh
53:00 <dematerialised> of course it's on UD
53:00 <dematerialised> lol
53:00 <Immutable> Serenity, it's tinder jargon for someone who isn't using the service to 'date' but fuck around
53:00 <faux> hi
53:00 <faux> im bacck
53:00 <Loof> i don't practice banteria, i aint got no crystal ball, i had a million dollars but i, i spent it allll
53:00 <dematerialised> wb again fox
53:00 <faux> tysm
53:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <faux> im seeingndouble
54:00 <johninja> lol
54:00 <faux> i rrally did have too much wine
54:00 <faux> golly
54:00 <dematerialised> hehe
54:00 <Loof> water
54:00 <dematerialised> are you merry
54:00 <faux> Serenity can u shower me
54:00 <Loof> ooooh
54:00 <faux> ill give u a dollar
54:00 <Loof> lol
54:00 <Serenity> yes ok
54:00 <faux> phew
54:00 <faux> rt
54:00 <Serenity> only because its your birthday
54:00 <faux> tt
54:00 <faux> yah
54:00 <faux> yah***
54:00 <faux> uh
54:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <faux> yay.
54:00 <faux> im havingnlychee tea fyu
55:00 <dematerialised> haha
55:00 <faux> its amazing
55:00 <faux> speaing of amazing
55:00 <faux> hi Maurice 
55:00 <Picard> faux hello, how has your weekend been?
55:00 <faux> good tysm
55:00 <Maurice> That was unexpected and highly suspicious
55:00 <Maurice> But hi
55:00 <faux> hello
56:00 <dematerialised> your face is highly suspicious
56:00 <faux> how are you 
56:00 <Maurice> UR MUM
56:00 <Maurice> I'm good, how was your bday
56:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> Ask not what your cunt can do for you, ask what you can do for your cunt
58:00 <johninja> lol
58:00 <faux> p good thanks
58:00 <faux> fam just left we had dinner
58:00 <faux> eheee me cousins gf is so cute
58:00 <faux> shes filo 
58:00 <faux> we ordered chinese
58:00 <faux> and dads like
59:00 <faux> im sorry we dont have any chopsticks 
59:00 <faux> LOL
59:00 <faux> im like wow
59:00 <faux> shes like its ok ill use a spoon
59:00 <faux> trying to be funny.. hes such a mong
00:00 <Loof> mmm chinese
00:00 <doctor> real asians eat with their face
00:00 <Loof> lol
01:00 <faux> lol
01:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/ernj02o.jpg
01:00 <faux> i had garlic prawns and combination short soup
01:00 <faux> nom
01:00 <Maurice> Did you get rontons
01:00 <faux> nah
01:00 <doctor> sounds nice, i like shark fin soup but they make it with skate now
01:00 <faux> spling woll
01:00 <doctor> they put jellyfish tenticles in with it :)
01:00 <faux> ew
02:00 <faux> foreign stuff scares me
02:00 <doctor> its delicious
02:00 <faux> i like octopus tenticles though
02:00 <faux> lol
02:00 <doctor> yeah that stuffs godly
02:00 <faux> baby octopus rules
03:00 <doctor> best way to prep occy imho is to mash it in with a kiwi fruit before cooking
03:00 <doctor> tenderises the little cunts nicely
03:00 <faux> what.
03:00 <faux> not sure if youre srs rn
03:00 <doctor> something about the enzimes in the fruit breaking apart the tissue of the octopus, makes it melt in your mouth
03:00 <Picard> whats planned for this week faux?
03:00 <faux> none of your business mr potatohead
04:00 <faux> does the flavoure transfer doctor
04:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/IajiXMT.png
04:00 <faux> likedoes it taste kiwi ish
04:00 <doctor> not really, the marinade usually covers any kiwifruit taste left over after washing
04:00 <Picard> lol 
05:00 <dematerialised> pineapple does that too
05:00 <dematerialised> but pineapple is too sweet
05:00 <Picard> so sitting at home like most dole bludgers do playing playstation
05:00 <doctor> true, pineapple i dont like on much
05:00 <doctor> ill be hunting pokemon
05:00 <Picard> wtf is with the pokemon thing
05:00 <dematerialised> i woke up this morning not knowing what day it was
05:00 <dematerialised> its a hard life
05:00 <Picard> dematerialised i do that often
06:00 <doctor> maybe hiding in the bushes, have a good tug when something nice comes along
06:00 <johninja> lol
06:00 <dematerialised> doctor: relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP_CXPJ9KYA
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: CATCHING A PEDOPHILE USING POKEMON GO Views: 215,159 Uploader: TooDamnFilthy Uploaded: Jul 10, 2016 Duration: 2m51s Rating: 4.95
06:00 <doctor> days are for bourgeois filth
06:00 <doctor> haha yeah I saw that
07:00 <doctor> good chuckle out of that
07:00 <dematerialised> it's true though!
07:00 <Loof> http://i.imgur.com/v44ajfp.jpg
07:00 <dematerialised> like i know it's meant to be for laughs
07:00 <dematerialised> but it's a valid point!
07:00 <doctor> some girl hunting pokemon came across a dead body in some waterway, that would have been a wonderful experience
07:00 <doctor> catch the zubat with the floating corpse in the background
08:00 <Loof> shit just got real fo her
08:00 <Clarkson> you  are a piece of shit mate
08:00 <doctor> then catch the gastly
08:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/iuqvHcF.jpg
08:00 <doctor> thanks clarky
08:00 <Clarkson> im lik sum shit etc.
09:00 <Loof> lol demat
09:00 <doctor> i like those sesame street memes
09:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> i dont mean to sound like a queer or nothing but i think depeche mode is a sweet band
10:00 <Loof> i dont really like anything from the 80s
11:00 <Loof> except maybe run dmc
13:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> https://open.spotify.com/track/2W1BhHcdMclicMsbO8ZKU9 <-- kool remix
15:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> actually its probably just the music video that makes that remix kool
16:00 <couleurs> i'm cool
16:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSb_KYzIgUs
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus Views: 745,756 Uploader: DepecheModeVEVO Uploaded: Jul 3, 2013 Duration: 4m2s Rating: 4.85
16:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1y1_eYMz04
17:00 <Picard> http://conservativetribune.com/muslim-welfare-queen-judge/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=RD&utm_content=2016-07-07&utm_campaign=manualpost
17:00 <Picard> should be more of that here
17:00 <Loof> agreed
17:00 <Loof> fuck islam
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
18:00 <zaim> Loof, cmon man
18:00 <zaim> leave the faith alone
18:00 <Loof> lol
18:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
18:00 <Loof> when they stop cutting people's heads off
18:00 <Loof> maybe
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai - sup?
19:00 <TheRiddler> nm
19:00 <zaim> oh god
19:00 <johninja> hey wb
19:00 <TheRiddler> eating dinner
19:00 <zaim> im not gonna bother 
19:00 <TheRiddler> you?
19:00 <zaim> carry on
19:00 <johninja> carry on
19:00 <Loof> round the bend
19:00 <johninja> nothing really matters
19:00 <Picard> they can be anything they want, i dont have a problem with that. what i do have a problem is not wanting to respect our laws and culture,yet expect us to respect theirs.
19:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE3CL8H1u7M
19:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Courtney Love Rocks! (Uncensored) Views: 910 Uploader: Arturo Merino Uploaded: Sep 6, 2013 Duration: 2m35s Rating: 5.00
21:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t64m5Lm7CrA
21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Trentemoller - Moan (Trentemoller Remix) . HQ Views: 2,790,382 Uploader: ElectronicHQ Uploaded: Oct 31, 2010 Duration: 7m26s Rating: 4.94
21:00 <dematerialised> nice
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> 7mins :|
22:00 <dematerialised> i dont hear a lot of vocal stuff
22:00 <nubbymcnu> not so tough now bitch:
22:00 <nubbymcnu> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S78zHoJQxME
22:00 <dematerialised> me faves back in the day were bodzin and romboy
22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: "Brutal Cornada" Mata a Torero Victor Barrio en Corrida de Toros en Teruel, EspaÃ±a Views: 389,990 Uploader: NoticiasViral Uploaded: Jul 9, 2016 Duration: 1m50s Rating: 4.58
23:00 <johninja> areeba
23:00 <nubbymcnu> skinny borat got impwnd
23:00 <dematerialised> that boy just got fucked
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
24:00 <TheRiddler> oh sleepy hollow is still around
24:00 <Doodle> lol
24:00 <Doodle> olawd
24:00 <johninja> what are you going to do with all your mexican youtibe vids once we build the wall wetback
24:00 <dematerialised> i know how black people can stop getting shot by police
24:00 <dematerialised> they should stop doing crimes
24:00 <Loof> lol
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> dont be black?
24:00 <johninja> lol
24:00 <Loof> so true
25:00 <Doodle> f1 in 20 mins
25:00 <Doodle> hnggg
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> damn melanin
25:00 <Doodle> GO RICCIARDO
25:00 <TheRiddler> wear high vis clothing?
25:00 <johninja> fu rn
25:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/BLb3o65q0vk
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking bout nin
25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The most hateful group in America (1 of 2) Views: 783,054 Uploader: Wallace Wynne Uploaded: Jul 18, 2014 Duration: 16m34s Rating: 1.66
25:00 <johninja> but yes GO RICIARDO
25:00 <johninja> he's like the nice bernard tomic
25:00 <Doodle> its on tv
25:00 <dematerialised> i am white and i dont commit crimes and thus i do not get shot
25:00 <dematerialised> its pretty simple stuff
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTFwQP86BRs
25:00 <couleurs> #beyoncelivesmatter
26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Nine Inch Nails - Closer (Director's Cut) Views: 10,997,068 Uploader: NineInchNailsVEVO Uploaded: Jun 16, 2009 Duration: 4m42s Rating: 4.79
26:00 <johninja> i would shoot you dematerialised
26:00 <Doodle> pew peww
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> he isnt black
26:00 <johninja> with i nice cold beer of freindship and solidarity in our great race
26:00 <dematerialised> with your love cannon you filthy bastard
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> if he was i’d be all over it
26:00 <johninja> i used roman numerals
26:00 <johninja> because i thought you would understand
27:00 <TheRiddler> black jack
27:00 <TheRiddler> :p
27:00 <Picard> dematerialised for once i agree with u
27:00 <doctor> XXX
27:00 <johninja> hot
27:00 <Picard> the nigga president was making all sorts of excuses the other day
27:00 <doctor> romans get me all hot and sweaty
27:00 <Clarkson> she's a bad ass
27:00 <Picard> romans?
27:00 <Picard> romanian?
27:00 <johninja> romni
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> rah rah rah
28:00 <doctor> only the most filthy of gyspies
28:00 <johninja> blame it on the rain
28:00 <johninja> lol
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> chat on irc
28:00 <johninja> i took her home and her cravan was the filthiest i have ever been in
28:00 <johninja> *caravan
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
29:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> Stop giving them kittens away for free to creeps like me
29:00 <TheRiddler> haii Stev1eLoZx
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> *faints
30:00 <johninja> wew
33:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum is
33:00 <couleurs> How Rude.
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
34:00 <Crispy> hey hey
34:00 <johninja> shalom
34:00 <faux> its Saturday 
35:00 <johninja> wot
35:00 <faux> he said hey hey
36:00 <faux> i said its Saturday 
36:00 <johninja> lol
36:00 <faux> or she
36:00 <faux> idk what it is
36:00 <johninja> stuck in the middle with you
36:00 <faux> YES
36:00 <faux> good song
36:00 <faux> cootos
36:00 <johninja> kek
36:00 <faux> oh
36:00 <johninja> do you know the weight
37:00 <johninja> by the band
37:00 <faux> why was smelly melly zlined
37:00 <faux> no
37:00 <johninja> i think you would rekognizze
37:00 <faux> im watching forensic files onnnetflix
37:00 <johninja> classy
38:00 <Doodle> hurdy gurdy files
38:00 <johninja> lol
38:00 <johninja> geersebuamps
38:00 <faux> rofl
38:00 <faux> ab is on teh torlet
38:00 <faux> screaming I FINISHED BIG ONE
38:00 <faux> oh ok
38:00 <johninja> rekt it
38:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
38:00 <Doodle> k soz me phones flat faux no more dick pix
38:00 <faux> k
38:00 <TheRiddler> is that what she calls you?
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
39:00 <johninja> maybe don't zoom in so much Doodle
39:00 <Doodle> ehehe
39:00 <faux> excuse me ash
39:00 <faux> r u sayen she calls me big one
39:00 <TheRiddler> like big sister
39:00 <faux> no 
39:00 <Loof> ashtism
39:00 <faux> she finished a poo
39:00 <faux> ok
39:00 <TheRiddler> ok
39:00 <johninja> lol
39:00 <faux> gollt
39:00 <faux> she calls me kissina
40:00 <Doodle> i call u that too when ur not around
40:00 <Doodle> kissina betweenalegs
41:00 <TheRiddler> how wude
42:00 <Loof> .
42:00 <couleurs> :p
42:00 <johninja> 8=====D~
42:00 <Doodle> k f1 time bbl homos
42:00 <TheRiddler> is this qualifying or race?
43:00 <TheRiddler> wb Stev1eLoZx
43:00 <Loof> disgrace like your face
43:00 <Crispy> hey
43:00 <Doodle> race, silverstone
43:00 <Crispy> pps
43:00 <Doodle> hai CrIpla
43:00 <Doodle> and bai etc
44:00 <faux> wht
44:00 <faux> thats not crip
44:00 <faux> is Doodle drunk
44:00 <faux> llol
44:00 <Doodle> lol ye i realised after i typed it
44:00 <faux> idiet
45:00 <Doodle> i was standing up and couldnt read me screen props
45:00 <faux> ll
45:00 <faux> o
45:00 <faux> llo
46:00 <Loof> can you get free dental for a little hole that doesn't hurt yet?
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyone wanna get me crackers n cheese and some pickled onions?
47:00 <faux> gross
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep - check area health services loof
47:00 <faux> pickled onions
47:00 <faux> nrocuzxhaehhcljess
47:00 <faux> no
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> the fuckin best m8
47:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on ladies
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> not you 
47:00 <TheRiddler> not a fan of onion
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> but they tastes sweet n
48:00 <TheRiddler> I have camembert cheese
48:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi m8
48:00 <TheRiddler> and light jatz
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm noice
48:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> how ya
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@light jatz
49:00 <Loof> cool thanks kate :)
49:00 <TheRiddler> yes
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> just go all out :P
49:00 <faux> yum ash
49:00 <faux> gimme
49:00 <TheRiddler> I go all out if it's ritz
49:00 <TheRiddler> because ritz crackers are nice
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like jatz better than ritz
50:00 <couleurs> i shot da sheriff n also da dep utey
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like a cracker kinda thing
50:00 <TheRiddler> also there is no light ritz
50:00 <TheRiddler> I just ate smarties ice cream
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm
51:00 <Loof> you're eating cheese and you're worried about jatz not being light?
52:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
52:00 <Picard> i need to pee
53:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
53:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> https://youtu.be/mlqFvr60eMo?t=30s
53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: VH1's ILLustrated - Episode 4 Views: 8,417 Uploader: Nostalgic Uploaded: Apr 27, 2013 Duration: 20m29s Rating: 4.69
54:00 <TheRiddler> most overused vege in cooking shows atm
54:00 <TheRiddler> fennel
54:00 <Loof> cooking shows are overused
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> tell me bout it
55:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> good eats is the only cooking show you need ok
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> said no one ever
55:00 <Loof> lol
56:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> its ok you dont like something just because i said its good, but it just makes you an ignorant fuck
56:00 <Clarkson> bee_hornet, i've tried to talk nikky into sex atleast 5 times now.
56:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> seriously, good eats is a really really good show
57:00 <Loof> i hate all reality shows
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> how am i being an ignorant fuck, when i think the host of good eats is a fucking pretentious cunt - much like yourself! 
58:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me?
59:00 <TheRiddler> cuthroat kitchen
59:00 <TheRiddler> it's crazy
59:00 <Loof> please do
59:00 <Loof> it's cooking
59:00 <Loof> relax
00:00 <Loof> fucking sheeple and their cooking shows
00:00 <Loof> lets all watch what everyone else watches lol
00:00 <TheRiddler> .
00:00 <Loof> .
01:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> the host  of good eats is incredibly knowledgable
01:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> thats what makes you an ignorant fuck
01:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> he's also a good teacher
01:00 <Loof> anyone can cook
01:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> yeah i know its not fucking hard aye
03:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp8vd4X3IGg
03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Quick Rant: Learn how to cook, moron! Views: 252,868 Uploader: Maddox Uploaded: Oct 18, 2015 Duration: 1m47s Rating: 4.83
03:00 <Loof> nothing beats a big mac
03:00 <Loof> and it takes 20 seconds to make
05:00 <TheRiddler> 20 minutes you mean
05:00 <Loof> no idiot
06:00 <Loof> who the fuck would wait 20 minutes for a big mac lol
06:00 <Clarkson> unless he rapes a bitch
06:00 <Loof> what a spaz
07:00 <couleurs> a big mac isn't food nor cooking
07:00 <Loof> http://time.com/money/3082429/mcdonalds-drive-thru-guarantee-minute-free-food/
07:00 <couleurs> U R WAT U EAT 
08:00 <amelia> big macs are irie
08:00 <Loof> agreed
08:00 <Loof> better than crown shite
08:00 <Loof> the mesh is crap
08:00 <Loof> been forced to go there twice
08:00 <Loof> tasted like dogshit
08:00 <doctor> i like salt and oil
09:00 <Loof> $100 for all you can eat vomit
09:00 <Loof> awesome
09:00 <doctor> i eat anchovies from the jar
09:00 <TheRiddler> oh you're not coking the big mac yourself
09:00 <Loof> what
09:00 <Loof> lol
10:00 <Loof> who the fuck does that
10:00 <Loof> ashtism
10:00 <TheRiddler> .
10:00 <Loof> .
15:00 <couleurs> piza.
15:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.dropbox.com/s/cdfmxlqw21bz20b/2016-06-27%2014.18.03.jpg?dl=0
16:00 <TheRiddler> I took this going home from perth
16:00 <Loof> what is the significance?
16:00 <Loof> it's a truck
16:00 <Loof> .
16:00 <Loof> ashtism
17:00 <Serenity> gawddd theres so many people out playing pokemon
17:00 <Serenity> so so cool
17:00 <TheRiddler> it's not a good pic I notice
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol sezz
17:00 <TheRiddler> there is
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> question
17:00 <Serenity> there was just about 30 people in one place just now
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:00 <Serenity> everyone laughing n saying hello n talking to each other
17:00 <Serenity> its so cool
17:00 <Loof> sadly this is the 10th time i've shared this pic today: http://i.imgur.com/v44ajfp.jpg
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> what do you do once you collect the pokemon?
17:00 <Serenity> you battle
18:00 <Serenity> and take over gyms
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
18:00 <Serenity> and train them
18:00 <TheRiddler> can you see what's on the back of the truck 
18:00 <Serenity> im genuinely so excited right now its really so cool whats happening out there right now
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <TheRiddler> the game society needed
19:00 <TheRiddler> :p
19:00 <Loof> god
19:00 <Serenity> its blurry ash
19:00 <TheRiddler> oh thought so
19:00 <TheRiddler> my camera isn't that good
19:00 <TheRiddler> think I need a new phone
19:00 <Loof> and brain
20:00 <TheRiddler> camera is only 8mp
20:00 <Loof> let me guess
20:00 <Loof> iphone
20:00 <TheRiddler> .
20:00 <Loof> well it's what everyone else gets
20:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn m8
20:00 <TheRiddler> ..
20:00 <Loof> ..
20:00 <Loof> i can do it too auty
21:00 <British^Meat> hah
21:00 <British^Meat> i just got pokego
21:00 <British^Meat> the whole pokemon thing passed me by....
21:00 <Serenity> ive just come home from playing
21:00 <British^Meat> but i'll try this
21:00 <Serenity> me phone went flat lol
21:00 <British^Meat> Im also getting into Geocaching
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i so want pickled onions right now\
21:00 <British^Meat> u heard of that?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> driving round finding shit
22:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
22:00 <Serenity> yeah i havent been geochachine yet but i want to
22:00 <Serenity> caching
22:00 <British^Meat> it sounds kinda neat :)
22:00 <British^Meat> i think id enjoy that more than pokecatch
22:00 <British^Meat> but i'll give em both a bash
23:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hows it garn m8
24:00 <Loof> nawt bad m8, skarnon
24:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> rad
24:00 <Serenity> i just like the feel the game is giving the community right now, instead of everyone being nose first in their phones scowling at everyone people are getting out laughing and socialising with strangers
24:00 <Serenity> its a really funky cool vibe out in the city right now
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just hope that nothing happens to kids out looking for pokemon by themselves
26:00 <couleurs> yeah i can finally take photos of babes and no longer have to hide it
26:00 <Loof> you know it will
27:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/MP_CXPJ9KYA
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: CATCHING A PEDOPHILE USING POKEMON GO Views: 234,566 Uploader: TooDamnFilthy Uploaded: Jul 10, 2016 Duration: 2m51s Rating: 4.95
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> hopefully, parents will go with their kids…. 
27:00 <Serenity> i refuse to be controlled by worrying about pedos lurking on every corner
28:00 <Loof> no fucking way is zac getting that shit on his phone
28:00 <Serenity> i think its a really unhealthy way to live
28:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> im a pedo
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> fair enough. I wouldn’t let my child roam around by herself - just saying. 
28:00 <Serenity> your kid is 5
28:00 <Loof> i dont know much about it
28:00 <Serenity> she shouldnt be anywhere by herself
28:00 <Loof> dont want to
28:00 <Loof> hate fads
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly, hence my stance.
29:00 <Serenity> well by that theory every new video game is a fad
29:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i hate scensters m8
29:00 <Loof> same
29:00 <Loof> just the ones that are all hype
29:00 <TheRiddler> I hate cynical hicks
29:00 <Loof> i hate paedos
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i hate pedometers
30:00 <Loof> lol
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’m not being a cycnical hick… I think it’s great that peeps are out and about interacting. 
30:00 <Loof> until...
30:00 <Loof> bam THERIDDLER STRIKES AGAIN
30:00 <TheRiddler> I was talking about Loof kk
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was just saying, i’d hate for there to be adverse consequences for some kid looking for pokemon and some ahole takes advantage of a child’s trust. 
31:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
32:00 <Loof> well TheRiddler was on irc laughing about his mate being alone with a 13 year old girl. in vietnam
32:00 <TheRiddler> .
32:00 <Loof> in the next room
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> loof… come on dude.
32:00 <Loof> fact m8
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, we all know about it…
32:00 <TheRiddler> dont talk about things you were not there for
32:00 <Loof> i heard all about it
32:00 <Loof> your point?
33:00 <TheRiddler> from trolls
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure most agree that riddler had a weird friend. next.
33:00 <Loof> so you're denying it
33:00 <TheRiddler> I wasn't laughing about it retard
33:00 <Loof> friends usually have similar interests no?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
33:00 <TheRiddler> .
33:00 <Loof> and why does he have friends like that anyway?
34:00 <Loof> it's all rather
34:00 <Loof> off
34:00 <TheRiddler> eat a dick Loof. you're a raging homosexual when you're thirsty
34:00 <Loof> lol
34:00 <couleurs> well i think it's sad that nintendo needed to create a dumb game for people to interact with each other............
34:00 <Loof> hates facts
34:00 <Loof> loves pokemon
35:00 <Loof> ashtism
35:00 <TheRiddler> what facts
35:00 <Loof> you're fucked
35:00 <Loof> that fact
35:00 <British^Meat> lol
35:00 <British^Meat> he's cracking
35:00 <British^Meat> knew it'd happen
35:00 <couleurs> in other words, tell me when EA release FiFa Go!!!!!!!!!!!!
35:00 <Loof> who?
36:00 <TheRiddler> back on the wacky weed
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you collect soccer balls?
36:00 <Loof> lol
36:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> giddee
36:00 <TheRiddler> he'll collect messi's missing tax money
36:00 <couleurs> gotta kick em all
36:00 <TheRiddler> :P
36:00 <Serenity> fucking christ i wont bring up pokemon again if its gonna cause this shit
36:00 <couleurs> good 1
36:00 <Serenity> its a video game people calm down
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <georgeandwell_alpha>  federer
37:00 <Loof> ashtism got really angry
37:00 <Loof> was lol
37:00 <TheRiddler> .
37:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> do u guys like tomic
37:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> or is he a wog m8
38:00 <Loof> sticks dildos up his ass, calls people homo
38:00 <Loof> ROFL
38:00 <Clarkson> u can never have too much sex
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
38:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> lol
38:00 <couleurs> sex
38:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> tomic is gay
38:00 <Serenity> is your fake pregnancy over yet kate
38:00 <TheRiddler> raging homo
39:00 <Loof> ok dildo boy
39:00 <Clarkson> Holy shit balls it's cold
39:00 <TheRiddler> get it right
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh I had a fake miscarrage this arvo
39:00 <Serenity> oh finally
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> were you not updated?
39:00 <Serenity> i wasnt
39:00 <Serenity> so rude
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> and logs are being sent to the hubby this week!
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> like legit being sent to him
40:00 <Serenity> oohh
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you believe the timing…. right after me fake miscarrage
40:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> too legit2quit
40:00 <Serenity> that will give you something to read in hospy when you fake go
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> should i just d/l the divorce papers now?
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
40:00 <Serenity> probably a good idea
40:00 <Serenity> get them pre filled
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah… pages of logs ….. that I already have… lolz
41:00 <Serenity> what logs are they showing exactly? rofl
41:00 <Serenity> im so confused
41:00 <TheRiddler> I'm shocked they haven't thought you were having a black baby
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh me whoring with mayo or priv
41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> apparently
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> ‘cheating’ on me husband and confessions of that
42:00 <Serenity> oh roflll
42:00 <Serenity> you major sluz
42:00 <Loof> black baby, you mean like British^Meat's sister TheRiddler?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yep. Pretty much!
42:00 <Loof> lol
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> man… i feel like burger and pickles and bacon…. 
43:00 <TheRiddler> make a big mac >_>
43:00 <Loof> or 10
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, never been a fan of big macs
44:00 <Picard> desperados
44:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> pot calling the kettle black, right?
44:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> every1
44:00 <Picard> no, anyone interested in you has to be a despo
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> ditto picard
51:00 <Serenity> gawd
51:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hows it goin m8
52:00 <couleurs> le big mec
52:00 <Maurice> You should all derelicte my balls
53:00 <British^Meat> no
54:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/AFL/posts/10153771744376417
54:00 <TheRiddler> lol the comments to the thumbnail
54:00 <TheRiddler> Brad Marshall When you're going down but she gets Bali Belly
55:00 <TheRiddler> oh is picard on ignore
55:00 <Loof> No TheRiddler, there’s nothing wrong with a fully grown man laughing on irc about his friend being alone in the room next door with a 13 year old Vietnamese girl. Nothing wrong with having friends like that! Nothing wrong with that at all! No of course you had nothing to do with it! OF COURSE!!! Wonder what you talked about on the plane trip over to Vietnam, your goals? What you were going to do together when you got there? Pray tell what yo
55:00 <Loof> u went there for?
55:00 <TheRiddler> stfu Loof
55:00 <Loof> lol
56:00 <TheRiddler> your facts are as bogus as your opinion
56:00 <Loof> they are facts
57:00 <Loof> and not my facts
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
57:00 <Loof> what part are you denying?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> just wondering what this is even being discussed?
57:00 <Loof> cause crime doesn't pay
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> Riddler wasn’t involved…
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> his weirdo friend was
58:00 <Loof> lol
58:00 <Loof> it's cute you belive it <3
58:00 <Loof> believe*
58:00 <Serenity> i wanna know what sad cunt told you about it
58:00 <Loof> demat
59:00 <TheRiddler> jerome
59:00 <TheRiddler> probably
59:00 <Loof> no demat
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> Pretty sure, that the general consensus was that riddlers friend was a weirdo
59:00 <TheRiddler> demat didn't say that
59:00 <Serenity> thats worse than it happening in the first place
59:00 <Loof> demat told me
59:00 <Loof> ask him
59:00 <Serenity> TheRiddler wasnt laughing and joking about it he came on and said his mate was in the room, everyone said it was fucking strange and creepy then the convo was over
59:00 <Serenity> thats legit it
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
00:00 <TheRiddler> ^
00:00 <TheRiddler> 2nd I wasn't in vietnam
01:00 <Loof> where was it?
01:00 <Loof> please dont tell me it was the philipines
01:00 <Loof> please please please
01:00 <couleurs> GoOOOoOoooood MoooOOrNen VIEeTnnaEm
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <Serenity> roben wallems
01:00 <TheRiddler> RIP
01:00 <Loof> where was it TheRiddler?
01:00 <Loof> do tell
02:00 <TheRiddler> philippines
02:00 <Loof> oh god
02:00 <Maurice> Why is Loof after for stuff we all heard about months ago
02:00 <Maurice> Asking* not after
02:00 <Serenity> ni
02:00 <Maurice> And they think WA is behind the times
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <British^Meat> lol
03:00 <couleurs> it get him off
04:00 <Maurice> I wish it'd get him off irc
04:00 <couleurs> #rekt
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <Serenity> i wish i coulod catch this meoweth
05:00 <Maurice> My nephew said his work is a gym
05:00 <Serenity> meowth
05:00 <Maurice> I'm unsure what that even is though
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> im sure that long term pokemon fans are loving themselves sick atm
06:00 <Serenity> its where you battle other pokemon
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol yes
06:00 <Serenity> and then if you win you take over the gym
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> walk outside… and POKEMON 
06:00 <Maurice> Ahh
06:00 <TheRiddler> gyms are glitched atm
06:00 <Maurice> Did you see some dudes posts on phaw
06:00 <Loof> pokemon prison sex
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> like queen b
06:00 <Maurice> His gym was taken over by usurpers
06:00 <Maurice> His bros in law and wife
06:00 <Maurice> Bro*
06:00 <Serenity> lol
07:00 <Serenity> i have incense running atm trying to catch some
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you try cake?
07:00 <TheRiddler> If it's a good day outside tomorrow I'm planning to walk about n catch some with the insense going
07:00 <TheRiddler> cakemon
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> im tempted to d/l it on me phone, but I’m kinda waddling a lot.. wif me fake pregnancy
08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> (# really fat not preggers)
08:00 <Loof> i'm a fully grown man, wont be downloading it
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok
09:00 <British^Meat> haha
09:00 <Maurice> I'm not sure what to make of that statement
09:00 <Serenity> you could waddle around the hospital
09:00 <British^Meat> yeh have fun playing ur lego superhero games Loof
09:00 <Loof> with my son
09:00 <Serenity> OMG im so exploring the hospital next week
09:00 <Loof> cause playing with your son is so lame
10:00 <Loof> British^Meat, God man get over it, it was over a year ago I said your sister loves the black cock :(
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> so… i got 900 PM’s of this:
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> open your cunt for your fake baby, have it to irc for a dollar a day u slut
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
10:00 <Loof> All I can do is say sorry for assuming she had morals man.
10:00 <Loof> I apologize for not realising that she actually hates his thick black throbber and is only letting him throat fuck her several times a day with his cheesy chocolate wang for the money.
10:00 <Serenity> wtf kate rofl
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… LOL right
10:00 <Serenity> OPEN UR CUNT
10:00 <British^Meat> lol Loof
10:00 <Serenity> ok
10:00 <Serenity> ty
10:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/fourfingerdiscount/videos/1113053602095463/
10:00 <British^Meat> i know what youre trying to do :)
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> ice really does cause brain damage.
10:00 <British^Meat> It wont work
10:00 <Loof> i doubt you know anything
11:00 <Maurice> Is childbirth like opening a wallet?
11:00 <Maurice> You just rip open the velcro on your vag and out it comes
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> oops
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah, ive got a fucking zipper
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the kid just walks out
11:00 <Loof> cause playing video games with your son is so wrong
11:00 <Loof> ok man
12:00 <Maurice> It's the damn Hansel.. he's so hot right now
12:00 <TheRiddler> there's a drumm roll before that
12:00 <Loof> getting lego star wars tomorrow, i'll tell him B^M said playing it with him is wrong
13:00 <Serenity> caught 4 in the living room with incense
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> they just lurk around!
13:00 <Maurice> Maybe take him outside instead
14:00 <Serenity> so keen to head back to the park tomorrow lol
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s good that it’s been released in ze school holidays
15:00 <Loof> perfect for TheRiddler
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> at least it will keep the kids entertained, and out doors!
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> loof… 
15:00 <Loof> sorry
15:00 <Loof> i'm just angered by the whole story
15:00 <Loof> and wondering why i'm the only one
15:00 <faux> ehat story
16:00 <faux> i am back noe and want to hear a story
16:00 <faux> tell me a story
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> it happened ages ago….
16:00 <Loof> once apon a time
16:00 <Loof> there was a sheep
16:00 <faux> upon
16:00 <faux> go on
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <Loof> and this sheep loved everything everyone else loved
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> there was a woman who needed cake
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> she loved cake a lot
16:00 <Loof> lol
16:00 <faux> if youre being passive aggressive i dont wanna hear the rest
17:00 <Loof> no it's legit about a sheep
17:00 <Loof> promise
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> side note season 4 wentworth
17:00 <Loof> what ep you up to?
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> is pretty good
17:00 <Loof> finished the whole season?
17:00 <Maurice> faux, the story of TheRiddlers friend in a hotel room with a young person
17:00 <Serenity> [9:15pm] <Loof> i'm just angered by the whole story
17:00 <Serenity> [9:15pm] <Loof> and wondering why i'm the only one
17:00 <Maurice> The one we all heard about months ago
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> ep 3
17:00 <Serenity> because it happened 6 months ago and no one cares anymore because TheRiddler didnt do anything
17:00 <Serenity> its done
18:00 <Serenity> we already had our rage when it happened
18:00 <faux> oh
18:00 <Maurice> I like how it take Loof very long to end up being his usual drug fucked self
18:00 <faux> that
18:00 <Maurice> How it didn't*
18:00 <Maurice> Fuck my typing
18:00 <Loof> yeah you's have had time to deal with it
18:00 <faux> how it take loof very long 
18:00 <faux> lol
18:00 <Loof> i'm still processing
18:00 <faux> u sound like his wife
18:00 <Maurice> I FIXED IT
18:00 <Maurice> SHUT UP
18:00 <Maurice> Lol
18:00 <Loof> i've been away
18:00 <faux> NO U
18:00 <Loof> lol
18:00 <Serenity> he hasnt done anything wrong
18:00 <Maurice> I no like you anyway, you have small ding a ling
18:00 <faux> HO ROOFY U TAYK TEW LON BOI
18:00 <Serenity> theres nothing for you to process dude
19:00 <Loof> you gotta ask yourself why the phillipines of all places
19:00 <Loof> why friends like that
19:00 <Loof> cmon
19:00 <Serenity> the same reason anyone else goes to any of those countries
19:00 <Serenity> its cheap
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
19:00 <TheRiddler> thanks Maurice
19:00 <Serenity> 6 mins of incense
19:00 <Serenity> come onnn pokemonnn
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <faux> ok
20:00 <Maurice> I thought that said 6 months of incense
20:00 <faux> i read that as incest
20:00 <Maurice> Was thinking it was a very slow burning one
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> so pokemons are hippy gits
20:00 <TheRiddler> dirty faux
20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> being attracted by incense
20:00 <faux> no just tipsy
20:00 <Maurice> I wonder if Loof knows he's gone, or if he is still rage typing
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lol
20:00 <TheRiddler> yes pokemon a hippies
20:00 <Serenity> i dont know why hes so angry about a game
20:00 <TheRiddler> *are
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i knew it
21:00 <Maurice> I don't know why he came back
21:00 <TheRiddler> they live in the grass
21:00 <TheRiddler> and trees
21:00 <Serenity> i got one in the lake
21:00 <Loof> pics?
22:00 <Liinda> looofness
22:00 <TheRiddler> does the lake come up as a body of water?
22:00 <Loof> hey :)
22:00 <TheRiddler> hai Liinda
22:00 <Maurice> Don't talk to him Liinda, he's in the naughty corner
22:00 <TheRiddler> ltns
22:00 <faux> ehehe
22:00 <Serenity> yeah
22:00 <Liinda> heys TheRiddler
22:00 <TheRiddler> cool
22:00 <Liinda> yeah i know its been a while
22:00 <Liinda> hows u?
22:00 <Maurice> Did you see some chick in the US hunting pokemon found a body in the river
22:00 <faux> me sissy just sang hapy bday 2 me befre she went to sleep
22:00 <TheRiddler> ponds dont
22:00 <faux> muat be hard being that cute
22:00 <Liinda> happ bday fauxeh
22:00 <faux> tenks linda
22:00 <faux> x
22:00 <TheRiddler> aww
22:00 <Maurice> It is pretty hard faux, trust me
22:00 <faux> lollll
23:00 <Liinda> heys Serenity & Maurice
23:00 <Maurice> Howdy Liinda
23:00 <Serenity> heya linda
23:00 <Loof> how long since you've been on Liinda?
23:00 <Liinda> Umm i pooped on a few weeks back
23:00 <Loof> ah
23:00 <Liinda> POOPED
23:00 <faux> aprox 5 weeos 3mins
23:00 <Serenity> what team are you part of TheRiddler
23:00 <Liinda> lol
23:00 <faux> ive beeen counting
23:00 <Liinda> popped
23:00 <TheRiddler> are you onto the pokemon go scene Liinda
23:00 <couleurs> ;)
23:00 <TheRiddler> mystic
23:00 <Serenity> same
23:00 <faux> THe PoKeMoN Go SCeNe
23:00 <TheRiddler> cool
23:00 <Liinda> nah, never been into pokemon
23:00 <faux> :p
23:00 <TheRiddler> yes
24:00 <Maurice> WHAT IS THIS, A CENTRE FOR ANTS
24:00 <TheRiddler> lol
24:00 <faux> LOL
24:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> whats the average age of the pokemon go scene?
24:00 <faux> thts what i say every day when i see shopkins everhwhere
24:00 <faux> what r theae toys 4 ants
24:00 <Maurice> Lol it just finished
24:00 <TheRiddler> 18-40
24:00 <faux> these*
24:00 <Loof> zac has like 0983450983 shopkins
24:00 <Serenity> everyone i saw today are 25+
24:00 <Serenity> hardly any kids
24:00 <faux> same here loof
24:00 <faux> i think me feet arepermanently destroyed 
24:00 <Maurice> Like when my kids go 'what are those?' and I yell out 'SHOES'
25:00 <faux> from stepping on them
25:00 <TheRiddler> it's because the kids shouldn't have mobiles
25:00 <TheRiddler> oh
25:00 <faux> i stepped on lego yesterday :(
25:00 <Loof> all kids have mobiles
25:00 <faux> rip foot
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@ faux
25:00 <Loof> just zacs has no sim
25:00 <Serenity> realistically its all us 30 year olds who originally played pokemon on a mono colour gameboys who are having our dreams come true
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> why is lego so expensive?
25:00 <faux> U OLD FUX
25:00 <faux> idl
25:00 <Serenity> stfu
25:00 <faux> science 
26:00 <Maurice> Lego is fucked in the face
26:00 <faux> oh
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
26:00 <faux> hw rude
26:00 <couleurs> never skip lego day
26:00 <Serenity> <3
26:00 <Maurice> katatonic_kate01, my boys got the simpsons house lego for xmas when it came out, instead of paying nearly 400 I got it for 250
26:00 <Liinda> hi couleurs
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice!
26:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda 
27:00 <TheRiddler> it's probabaly the manufacturing of all those different types of bricks
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> Rory likes the girl stuff with dogs and stuff
27:00 <Serenity> oooh goldeen
27:00 <Maurice> I forgot to get dinner for the cat and now she's super angry
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> sucked in
28:00 <TheRiddler> I think I want to do a walk about now actually
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <Loof> lol
28:00 <Maurice> I can tell her facial expression is 'You will pay with your life, human'
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
28:00 <Loof> :P
28:00 <Loof> .
29:00 <Serenity> turbo gets super hangry if i forget his food
29:00 <Maurice> She's got iced vovos but apparently thats not good enough
29:00 <TheRiddler> apparently if you goto a gym that your team owns you can level your pokemon up by battling
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> if my cat misses out on her breakfast between 7 - 8 am… fucking hell. The meows are so loud!
29:00 <Clarkson> lets sacrifice our cocks
29:00 <Loof> to pokemon clarky!
29:00 <Clarkson> i did my shit for fun
29:00 <Loof> lol
29:00 <Maurice> You go first Clarkson
30:00 <Clarkson> some other cunt joins
30:00 <Serenity> both gyms around here are owned by our team
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> and she will paw you as you walk past her… as if to go, OI ME food - bitch
30:00 <Maurice> They're all such jerks
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup
30:00 <TheRiddler> this place isn't suited for a pet atm
30:00 <TheRiddler> also
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> youve got over 9000 pokemon :P
30:00 <TheRiddler> I dont know where to put the litter box
31:00 <TheRiddler> the bathroom and laundry are tiny
31:00 <TheRiddler> :(
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> So… how’d you join a team
31:00 <Serenity> you join one when you get to your first gym
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> you teach it to shit in your toilet *shudder*
31:00 <Maurice> What do you need a big laundry for? Do you hold blue light discos in there or something
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ah
31:00 <Loof> lol
31:00 <TheRiddler> and get to level 5
31:00 <Maurice> katatonic_kate01 you can buy special litter stuff that teaches them to do that
31:00 <TheRiddler> to have space for a litter box
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah fucking pass on that maurice
32:00 <TheRiddler> where do ppl put litter boxes anyways
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> the husband has issues with pissing in the bowl… don’t need a fuckin’ cat to add to the mix :P
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> mine is in ze laundry 
32:00 <TheRiddler> see
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> and my laundry is like 1m x 1m 
32:00 <TheRiddler> this is why I want a bigger laundry
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok maybe 1.2m :P
33:00 <Serenity> ours is in the second toilet off the laundry
33:00 <TheRiddler> mine is like 2mx1m but it's full 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> of what?
33:00 <TheRiddler> washing machine and dryer
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> mine is prob more like your size riddler
33:00 <TheRiddler> and sink
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah same
33:00 <TheRiddler> and cupboards
34:00 <TheRiddler> I dont see how 1 can be placed that you wont step in lol
34:00 <TheRiddler> by accident
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda hard o miss it
35:00 <TheRiddler> there might be just enough space in front of the cupboard below the sink
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… you’ll work it out.
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> I suggest a gold fish.
35:00 <TheRiddler> had a washing basket we had to move everytime we wanted to open the door
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol take the basket out
36:00 <TheRiddler> it's now in the corner of the hallway
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i keep mine in the hllway
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> a
36:00 <TheRiddler> I'm considering if someday to expand the house
36:00 <TheRiddler> tho that wont happen for years
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need to get me new kitchen
38:00 <Liinda> okies night peeps
38:00 <Liinda> xx
38:00 <TheRiddler> night Liinda
38:00 <TheRiddler> xox
38:00 <Liinda> night TheRiddler xx
41:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/Oemkwlu.gifv
41:00 <couleurs> Nice Catch, Mom.
41:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
42:00 <TheRiddler> going hunting
42:00 <couleurs> winky dinky
50:00 <dematerialised> ok im back everyone settle down
50:00 <Loof> tell me a story
51:00 <dematerialised> there once was an ircer called loof
51:00 <dematerialised> word was he was a bit of a poof
51:00 <Loof> lol
51:00 <Loof> a bit?
51:00 <dematerialised> but the truth soon came out that his wife did put out
51:00 <Loof> JUST A BIT??
51:00 <dematerialised> and we then did know the truth
51:00 <Loof> genius
52:00 <dematerialised> thanks
52:00 <Loof> ;)
53:00 <Loof> might beer it up
53:00 <faux> do do me
53:00 <faux> me*
53:00 <dematerialised> ...
53:00 <faux> DO ME NOW
53:00 <Loof> few beers to calm my nerves
53:00 <dematerialised> such an interesting choice of words
53:00 <dematerialised> ;)
53:00 <faux> shur up
54:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/3F2DDmb.gifv
54:00 <Loof> no beer :(
54:00 <Loof> only goon lol
55:00 <faux> u irl
55:00 <faux> eeeheee
56:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> Loof, get the wife to ride yer bmx to lickerlund
56:00 <dematerialised> rthere once was an ircer name faux
56:00 <dematerialised> how to pronounce their nick nobody did know
56:00 <dematerialised> some people thought that it sounded like forks
56:00 <dematerialised> and those people just had to go
57:00 <Serenity> your pome sucks
57:00 <Serenity> stfu
57:00 <Serenity> poem too
57:00 <faux> ye that was bad
57:00 <faux> next
57:00 <dematerialised> get fucked
58:00 <faux> pome
58:00 <Maurice> I hate when people pronounce it like pome
59:00 <faux> dematerialised was a bit of a turd of his penis no one had heard.. he came in a sock that was hard as a rock and buy me wine u cunt tysm
59:00 <Clarkson> Pillow tits are great
59:00 <faux> BOOM
59:00 <faux> Let me put my poems in you
59:00 <dematerialised> nah you're not getting shit now
59:00 <faux> lmaoooo
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