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00:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> i vote for ganja weed marijuana etc.
02:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> no one else
02:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> +
02:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> this election 
02:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> i did not vote
06:00 <Tim-Sim> $20 fine
06:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> good.
06:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> i can afford that
06:00 <Tim-Sim> if you don't pay the fine it goes up to $180 
07:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> lol ok
07:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> i'll keep that in mind
10:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> anyone into gaming?
13:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> 4i want your soul
19:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> talkative bunch aren't we
19:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> ?
20:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> Loof why is your name Loof it sounds like Roof?
20:00 <President_Trump> whys your name ^alienateD_Romeo?
20:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> or looks like roof
20:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> check
21:00 <President_Hillary> :P
21:00 <President_Trump> ?
21:00 <President_Trump> Prison4_Hillary?
22:00 <President_Hillary> lol riight
22:00 <President_Hillary> :)
24:00 <President_Juliet> <@BABYGIRL> yeah making yourself look extremely silly romeo
24:00 <President_Juliet> <@BABYGIRL> hi phantom
24:00 <President_Juliet> <+President_Juliet> aww it seems our conversation is over
24:00 <President_Juliet> haha
24:00 <President_Juliet> fuck it
24:00 <President_Juliet> im tired
24:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
24:00 <President_Juliet> im off to bed
25:00 <TheRiddler> fuck off already
25:00 <a\Romeo_> come fuck me
25:00 <a\Romeo_> my dady
25:00 <TheRiddler> .
25:00 <a\Romeo_> my momy
25:00 <a\Romeo_> cunt whore
25:00 <a\Romeo_> fag bitch
25:00 <Clarkson> oh god you are all fucking pathetic
25:00 <a\Romeo_> dickhead
35:00 <a\Romeo_> suck my wang
35:00 <TheRiddler> ...
36:00 <TheRiddler> who is awake?
57:00 <Loof> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/7379561/Idle-chit-chat-can-make-you-unhappy.html
59:00 <Serenity> I abhor mindless chatter
59:00 <Loof> ie TheRiddler
59:00 <Serenity> ironic really seeming im here
59:00 <Loof> lol
00:00 <Serenity> people think im rude irl because i dont speak.. but i dont see the point if thers nothing to say
01:00 <Loof> silence is golden
01:00 <Serenity> why do i need to talk about boring shit to make other people feel comfortable
01:00 <Clarkson> Picard is here for matthew's pussy
01:00 <Loof> to avoid analysing each other's body language i guess
01:00 <Serenity> possibly
01:00 <Serenity> people need to learn to be comfortable with silence
02:00 <Loof> i totally agree
02:00 <Maurice> Silence is golden
02:00 <Maurice> Just like being pee'd on
03:00 <Serenity> i hate it with the school mums when the kids have play dates n shit
03:00 <Serenity> because you're expected to do the mindless chatter.. what do you do for work how many kids have you got what do you like doing
03:00 <Serenity> and i just dont care
03:00 <Maurice> I'm glad they're old enough now to just drop and run
03:00 <Serenity> i cant with ant
04:00 <Serenity> id get a phone call in 5 mins rofl
04:00 <Maurice> Although a couple of the mums and I actually have a lot in common lol
05:00 <Serenity> its possibly id have a lot in common with some i just dont care to find out rofl
05:00 <Maurice> One of the kids is the same age as Bo but in Jays class coz of the june cut off crap, so both boys go to his house for playdates
05:00 <Serenity> im not social at all
05:00 <Maurice> One of my closest friends I met at school and the only reason I met her is coz she was new and saw me talking with my old neighbour at pick up and came over to talk to us
05:00 <Maurice> She's actually hilarious
07:00 <Serenity> theres one mum who always talks to me shes like nails down a blackboard
07:00 <Serenity> shes never done anything wrong and shes really nice but shes just ugh
07:00 <Serenity> i dont know what it i
07:00 <Serenity> s
08:00 <Loof> it's when people talk about themselves in no context that relates to the bigger picture
09:00 <TheRiddler> huh?
09:00 <Loof> .
09:00 <TheRiddler> oh I didn't read down lol
09:00 <Loof> for example
10:00 <Serenity> loll
10:00 <TheRiddler> I've been watching this anime I borrowed
10:00 <Loof> another example
11:00 <TheRiddler> sezz should add to lil's list
11:00 <TheRiddler> it's called a romance comedy called Monthly Girls Nozaki-kun
12:00 <TheRiddler> it's rated PG
12:00 <Loof> fucking weeaboo
12:00 <Loof> why watch anime when there's marvel and dc out there
12:00 <TheRiddler> why not both
13:00 <Loof> cause weeaboo
13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:00 <TheRiddler> you're behind the times are you
13:00 <Loof> anime is behind the times
13:00 <Loof> everyone except idiots realised it was all cliched bullshit 10 years ago
15:00 <TheRiddler> .
15:00 <British^Meat> lol @ capeshit
16:00 <British^Meat> fuck off with your superhero bullshit
16:00 <British^Meat> so sick of that shite
16:00 <TheRiddler> it's very popular now
16:00 <Loof> only idiots like TheRiddler and this guy still watch anime: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TBfWKmRFTjM/maxresdefault.jpg
16:00 <British^Meat> ugh ive never liked it
16:00 <British^Meat> and now its just fucking milked to buggery
16:00 <Loof> anime used to be good
16:00 <Loof> exactly British^Meat 
16:00 <Loof> so cliched
16:00 <TheRiddler> umm you just linked a brony
17:00 <British^Meat> COMIC BOOK BULLSHIT
17:00 <Loof> no that's actually you TheRiddler
17:00 <TheRiddler> do you like anime Lumeah
19:00 <Loof> the more popular something gets, the more it becomes about money making and it becomes shit
19:00 <Clarkson> lol sezz they sell this tape shit in the us for it
19:00 <Serenity> o
19:00 <Loof> old anime was good, like ninja scrolls, fist of the north star, akira etc
20:00 <Loof> studio ghibli will always be good
20:00 <Loof> but they don't bring out much stuff
20:00 <British^Meat> i completely agree with you
20:00 <British^Meat> but no fucinf way marve and DC shit is good
20:00 <TheRiddler> wicked city
20:00 <British^Meat> anime > cape shit
20:00 <Clarkson> dont take ur tiny dick shit out on me
21:00 <TheRiddler> the old cyberpunk animes
23:00 <Loof> marvel characters don't have capes
23:00 <Loof> that's dc
23:00 <Loof> except doctor doom i think he has one
23:00 <Loof> can't remember
23:00 <TheRiddler> vision
24:00 <TheRiddler> doom
24:00 <TheRiddler> dr strange
24:00 <TheRiddler> thor
24:00 <Loof> oh god you're right
24:00 <Loof> yeah capes are naff
25:00 <Loof> never thought about how pointless they are
26:00 <British^Meat> lol
26:00 <British^Meat> fkn monger
28:00 <Maurice> I like how he came back pretending he wasn't a complete donkey bucket before his ban and acts like nothing happened
28:00 <Maurice> What a twonk
32:00 <British^Meat> yer, i mean tbh im surprised he's lasted this long without nutting out
55:00 <MrMark> we all misbehaving?
09:00 <emuls> nope
06:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
41:00 <Loof> god help us
41:00 <Loof> please leave TheFiddler
41:00 <Loof> nvm
42:00 <British^Meat> lol
44:00 <TheRiddler> .
51:00 <faux> righto
51:00 <faux> hi ash
56:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
56:00 <TheRiddler> how goes?
56:00 <faux> good thankies
56:00 <TheRiddler> cools
56:00 <faux> hows u
56:00 <TheRiddler> pretty good
56:00 <TheRiddler> sleepy tho
56:00 <faux> me too
57:00 <faux> what you up to
57:00 <TheRiddler> just had sushi for brunch
57:00 <TheRiddler> and watching youtube vids
58:00 <TheRiddler> I'm about to go nap
11:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
23:00 <faux> PAW PATROL PAW PATROL
24:00 <faux> WE'LL BE THERE ON THE DOUBLE
24:00 <faux> no job too big no pup too small!
24:00 <faux> ready for a ruff ruff rescueeeeee
24:00 <faux> paw patrol is on a rolllll
01:00 <Loof> get her into peppa pig faux
02:00 <Loof> that show owns
02:00 <faux> she watches it lol
02:00 <Loof> irie
04:00 <Loof> charlie and lola is another good one
05:00 <Loof> and sarah and duck
06:00 <Loof> and wordworld
09:00 <faux> aww
10:00 <faux> sissy is going to get an immunisation and shes crying as soon as she heard the word doctor
10:00 <faux> and now im about to cry
10:00 <faux> lol
10:00 <faux> :(
10:00 <Serenity> :(
17:00 <faux> rofl shes like
17:00 <faux> im not gonna cry anymore
17:00 <faux> as shes crying...
17:00 <faux> lol
18:00 <faux> dads like SO Y U CRYING
18:00 <faux> poor bubba
18:00 <Serenity> nawww those 4 year old needles are the worst
18:00 <Serenity> when theyre smaller theyre not really aware of whats going on
23:00 <faux> shes had them all done right
23:00 <faux> but lebanon didnt give her a meningococcal one
23:00 <faux> and npw medicare is saying its incomplete
23:00 <faux> so centrelink wont pay for childcare 
24:00 <faux> so now she has the get the meningococooscoal one to get the payment 
26:00 <Serenity> ahh yep
26:00 <Serenity> have to be fully done to get anything anymore
26:00 <faux> yeah
26:00 <faux> which is fair enough
26:00 <Serenity> yah i think so
26:00 <faux> but slackkk cos she hates doctors 
26:00 <Serenity> poor bubba
26:00 <faux> been to hosp so many times cos sick
27:00 <Serenity> Ant had to have a few catch up once a couple years ago that he missed out on cause he was sick as a bub
27:00 <Serenity> hes a freak he had to have 2 in each arm on the same day.. and looked straight at them as they were getting done.. and laughed
27:00 <Serenity> psychoo
30:00 <Loof> http://www.infowars.com/from-7-billion-people-to-500-million-people-%E2%80%93-the-sick-population-control-agenda-of-the-global-elite/
33:00 <Loof> maybe they should just legalize heroin, population crisis solved lol
04:00 <faux> lol sorry sez had to hang some washing
04:00 <faux> ant is a machine good on him
04:00 <faux> even i wince lol
04:00 <faux> needles suck
35:00 <Doodle> crikey
35:00 <TheRon> jeepers!
35:00 <Doodle> that as well
37:00 <TheRon> 420?
40:00 <Doodle> sure
40:00 <TheRon> we're on the road to nowhere
40:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Talking Heads - Road to Nowhere.mp3 (3.94MB 128kbps Stereo 4:18)
52:00 <TheRon> same as it ever was
55:00 <zaim> https://imgur.com/gallery/KGVbk
55:00 <TheRon> i'm dumbfounded
56:00 <GoldSpade> more porn
56:00 <Clarkson> you should know he hates gays and asians
57:00 <zaim> who doesnt?
59:00 <TheRon> london calling to the far away towns....
00:00 <faux> rofl zaim
00:00 <faux> the link
00:00 <faux> excellent.
00:00 <zaim> no phone no selfie i thought was clever
00:00 <faux> haha
05:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13615215_10153629279906053_1958641446000836544_n.jpg?oh=36d8cfc9ba7afe85cb96ec4394a34c9d&oe=57F6EF26
05:00 <TheRiddler> faux washing
06:00 <TheRiddler> :p
06:00 <faux> excuse me
06:00 <faux> im actually 5'1
06:00 <faux> lol 
06:00 <faux> :(
06:00 <TheRiddler> have you done that tho?
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <faux> yeah i have to
06:00 <faux> my machine is 8.5kg
06:00 <faux> and huge lol
06:00 <TheRiddler> oh dear
06:00 <faux> i dont put my whole head in
07:00 <TheRiddler> should trade it for a frontload
07:00 <faux> ew
07:00 <faux> front loads are crap
07:00 <faux> what if i forget something mid cycle ok
07:00 <faux> cant open the door
08:00 <TheRiddler> my 1 if you pause it it will drain so you can open the door
08:00 <TheRiddler> it'll let you know when too
08:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck frontloaders
08:00 <ShadowLurker> unless you absolutely need to have one for space restriction then dont
09:00 <Doodle> dont fuck frontloaders you will burn urself
09:00 <TheRiddler> the ppl that had the place before us put a bench in
09:00 <TheRiddler> so a toploader wont work here
09:00 <TheRiddler> *the laundry
16:00 <TheRiddler> pokemon go is out
25:00 <TheRon> go qld
39:00 <partay> this is awesome.... way to go rocket nerds
39:00 <partay> https://66.media.tumblr.com/4e881a0340b323bcdfa3797001ca1c6c/tumblr_o9ua2xrMW11qiz5q7o1_540.gif
43:00 <kelly19> hehe
48:00 <TheRon> it's a fine line between pleasure and pain
51:00 <partay> I touch myself 
51:00 <TheRon> we all do that
51:00 <TheRon> if you can't love the one you want, love the one you're with
56:00 <partay> come as you are
57:00 <TheRon> the waiting is the hardest part
57:00 <partay> here i go again
58:00 <TheRon> coming around again
58:00 <partay> I cant fight this feeeling
59:00 <TheRon> jizz in my pants?
59:00 <partay> without you 
01:00 <TheRon> great song
01:00 <partay> u2 ?
01:00 <TheRon> harry nilsson
02:00 <TheRon> very underrated artist
02:00 <partay> fuck off Fennec_Fox
03:00 <partay> that should be a song
04:00 <TheRon> everytime i hear that "what does the fox say?" song i say fuck off does that count?
04:00 <partay> lol
04:00 <partay> yes
05:00 <partay> fox on the run 
05:00 <TheRon> the sweet?
05:00 <TheRon> foxey lady?
05:00 <partay> sweet as 
06:00 <TheRon> songs sung blue everybody knows one
08:00 <partay> and for picard... it's raining men 
09:00 <TheRon> i thought he did it for the kids
09:00 <partay> hence his Kids in the Kitchen albums 
09:00 <TheRon> lol nice
09:00 <TheRon> for him that's literal
12:00 <partay> forever young 
13:00 <partay> https://www.facebook.com/TheVomitorium/videos/1071097756315247/
24:00 <TheRon> partay: we forgot about afternoon delight
28:00 <partay> skyrockets in sight
32:00 <partay> speaking of the kitchen
32:00 <zaim> faux better be in there
33:00 <TheRon> faux is so tiny, i wonder if she's ever fallen asleep in the glovebox
34:00 <partay> or the sandwich press
37:00 <TheRon> ever see the mick molloy show?
37:00 <TheRon>  they had a mini mick
38:00 <partay> didnt see that
38:00 <partay> link
39:00 <TheRon> can't find him
41:00 <johninja> Watching mad as hell tonight?
41:00 <TheRon> yes!
41:00 <johninja> me 2
41:00 <partay> shaun is a funny fucker 
41:00 <johninja> even when his jokes bomb its still pretty funny
41:00 <TheRon> fabio!
42:00 <johninja> like watching him try and hold it together during that chick playing the recorder last week
42:00 <johninja> and the song at the end was pretty wtf
42:00 <TheRon> i got it
42:00 <johninja> still piss funny
43:00 <partay> yep
44:00 <johninja> https://k2.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0x0/640x640/0/9178774613306107124.webp?v=2 
44:00 <johninja> crikey
44:00 <couleurs> KiLL iT
44:00 <johninja> i think she would enjoy that 
45:00 <couleurs> =)
46:00 <TheRon> cat stevens - father and son
46:00 <Jimbo> hey where is kate i wanted to ask her when does she quit bludging and goes back to work instead of breeding welfare recipients
47:00 <johninja> that's not very nice
47:00 <TheRon> no need to be an arsehole
47:00 <partay> she actually has a full time job
47:00 <GoldSpade> heh what a joke
47:00 <partay> unlike Jimbo
47:00 <johninja> i do agree we need to get rid of our welfare spending though
48:00 <Jimbo> full time with how much maternity leave? i dont get maternity leave
48:00 <johninja> we need to buy more submarines
48:00 <johninja> and ancient US military aircraft
48:00 <Jimbo> seems like the system is unfair
48:00 <partay> maternity leave is funded by the employer
48:00 <Jimbo> perhaps its even sexist
48:00 <johninja> just in case china decides to attack us
48:00 <johninja> we might last a month instead of two weeks
48:00 <Jimbo> or maybe women are being paid more, considering they work less
48:00 <partay> i get paternity leave 
49:00 <TheRon> i'm saying nothing this could get ugly
49:00 <johninja> you can chip in a bit as Jimbo has already said the bigger stuff so all the negative attention will be focused on him
50:00 <johninja> he does enjoy attention
50:00 <partay> if jimbo even has a job.. Im sure its minimum wahe 
50:00 <partay> wage*
51:00 <TheRon> well i keep on thinking about you, sister gold hair surprise
51:00 <Serenity> what exactly does a man need maternity leave for Jimbo
51:00 <Jimbo> yeah i get an award wage
51:00 <Serenity> what are you pushing out of your cockhole mate
52:00 <partay> jump on the ventura highway
52:00 <Jimbo> Serenity, fairness. I want equal access to time off work.
52:00 <Jimbo> Why should I work more and be paid the same as some slut who pops them out?
52:00 <Clarkson> except this time i didnt go to the window, look down and tell em to shut the fuck up
52:00 <Serenity> you are a moron
52:00 <TheRon> he is retired
52:00 <Serenity> maternity wages are not the same as working wages and men can get paternity pay leave
52:00 <Serenity> you simplistic moron
52:00 <partay> actually Jimbo I get 2 weeks paid leave if my partner has a child 
53:00 <Jimbo> What if I don't want kids
53:00 <Jimbo> I still want equal access to time off work
53:00 <Serenity> then you dont get the fucking time off
53:00 <Serenity> women who dont want kids dont get the time off
53:00 <Jimbo> Thats not very fair
53:00 <Serenity> its exactly fair
53:00 <Jimbo> No it isnt
53:00 <Serenity> stop trolling you retard
53:00 <TheRon> Jimbo: get out there and root
53:00 <Jimbo> I can spend my annual leave how I choose
53:00 <Jimbo> I an get fake doc certs for my sick leave
54:00 <Jimbo> Why not get maternity leave too? Just because Im not having a kid is beside the point
54:00 <Serenity> .
54:00 <Serenity> dumbest cunt out
54:00 <Jimbo> 100%
54:00 <partay> lol
54:00 <TheRon> and i guess thats why they call it the blues
54:00 <Jimbo> so i matched with this picture of an ass on tinder right...
54:00 <Jimbo> so I'm all like "is that your ass or your face? tbh either way i'd put my dick in it"
55:00 <Clarkson> they can all eat a dick and die sufferable deaths
55:00 <partay> Jimbo smooth... still single I see 
55:00 <Jimbo> prob a spambot but whatevs i dont care
55:00 <TheRon> partay songs about Jimbo, i'll kick it off, asshole
55:00 <Clarkson> i think you should fuck off
56:00 <partay> bad
56:00 <TheRon> dumb things
56:00 <partay> alone
56:00 <couleurs> J. Bon Bon
56:00 <partay> beat it 
56:00 <TheRon> short people
57:00 <partay> somebodys watching me 
57:00 <TheRon> short dick man
57:00 <Lumeah> me? 
57:00 <Clarkson> im haqvin a wank 
57:00 <partay> super freak 
57:00 <Lumeah> of course u are
58:00 <Lumeah> porn? 
58:00 <TheRon> Lumeah: any songs about Jimbo?
58:00 <partay> out of touch
58:00 <TheRon> nice
58:00 <TheRiddler> ugh
58:00 <partay> like a virgin
58:00 <TheRon> lol
58:00 <partay> haha
58:00 <TheRiddler> wish I didn't read what was said earlier
59:00 <TheRon> papa don't preach
59:00 <Jimbo> Serenity, maternity leave is highly insensitive to homosexuals or people with fertility problems
59:00 <Lumeah> ? 
59:00 <Serenity> fuck off taco you drooling lamp shade of a human being.
59:00 <TheRiddler> stfu ffs
59:00 <partay> highwat to hell 
59:00 <Jimbo> heh my off switch is broken
00:00 <couleurs> J. Bun Bun
00:00 <partay> I need a hero
00:00 <Serenity> fuck me hes a retard
00:00 <partay> do you really wanna hurt me 
00:00 <partay> hahaha
00:00 <TheRon> tonights the night
00:00 <partay> all fitting songs for jimbo 
01:00 <partay> bye Jimbo 
01:00 <Serenity> hes trolling right
01:00 <TheRiddler> I thought paternity/maternity leave counts toward sick leave anyways
01:00 <Serenity> no one can think that shit
01:00 <partay> TheRiddler no 
01:00 <Serenity> no maternity leave is separate from sick leave
01:00 <TheRiddler> oh
01:00 <TheRon> the liberal party can
01:00 <partay> it's separate
01:00 <Loof> shutup TheRiddler
01:00 <TheRiddler> right
01:00 <TheRiddler> carry on
02:00 <Serenity> plus they have to hold you job for 12 months I believe
02:00 <partay> but dpeneding on your employer.. you can double dip 
02:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
02:00 <Serenity> didnt they stop people from being able to do that
02:00 <partay> no it didnt pass the senate 
02:00 <Serenity> ohhh
03:00 <TheRon> stay......just a little bit longer
03:00 <Serenity> i only found out not long ago ShadowLurker can take time off work if im sick
03:00 <Serenity> and still get paid
03:00 <Serenity> compassionate leave or some shit
03:00 <partay> yes carers leave
03:00 <Serenity> handy
03:00 <partay> yep
03:00 <partay> indeed
04:00 <TheRiddler> that's cool
04:00 <TheRiddler> *good
04:00 <Serenity> considering ill be in hosp soon its good haha
05:00 <TheRiddler> I saw telstra working on the node today
05:00 <Loof> TheRiddler, that has no relevance to anyone but yourself so why tell us?
05:00 <TheRiddler> so hopeffully the connection issues are fixed
05:00 <TheRiddler> .
06:00 <partay> loof streaming HD porn is everyones business 
06:00 <Loof> lol
06:00 <Loof> my node is fine, his node is noones business but his own
06:00 <Loof> in fact i don't want to know about his shrivelled node lol
06:00 <TheRiddler> stfu
07:00 <TheRon> i have a massive node
07:00 <Loof> TheRiddler, you need to be less shallow and superficial. Even if, by some miracle, you do lose weight, come into money and hook up with your perfect living anime barbie doll, your dreams will be shattered when you realise how empty she is inside despite her glowing outer shell. 
07:00 <Loof> @TheRiddler, If you ever see how clichéd those anime storylines are, you will see your whole life is a facade and fall into a pit of despair from which you will never escape when you finally come to the conclusion that inner peace is about more than gaining power in order to control and impress women. 
07:00 <Loof> Perhaps you will see that true happiness is about being more in control of yourself and being content with less toys instead of more, i.e. minimisation in the realisation that our time on this Earth is more about a connection to it and all living things than material gain. With you, my advice is to aim low my fat friend, shoot for the stars and your arrow will only miss its target and come crashing to the ground.
07:00 <partay> TheRiddler can redeeem himself by posting lucious boobs 
08:00 <Loof> lol
08:00 <TheRiddler> have you that saved to a notepad
08:00 <partay> lol
08:00 <Loof> of course
08:00 <Loof> i'm not that fast at typing
08:00 <TheRiddler> how touching
08:00 <Loof> ew
09:00 <Loof> don't talk about touching pervert
09:00 <TheRon> how touching
10:00 <Loof> TheRon you virgin, alcohol is a drug, and besides meth it is the lamest most destructive drug out there if you ask any police officer. You have the gall to criticize Doodle for smoking a bit of ganja when you do nothing but sit around all day drinking way too much and talking shit about people on irc. Doodle has a life, you're just a dull piece of shit (who will never have a wife/gf/life) and will never amount to anything.
10:00 <TheRon> hello to you too
10:00 <couleurs> :)
11:00 <partay> TheRon does have good tatse in music... Maybe he culd serenade some fine lass with the dulcid tunes 
11:00 <Loof> lol
12:00 <TheRon> we all pay for sex, just some more than others
13:00 <Serenity> i ove the word ganja
13:00 <Serenity> love
13:00 <Serenity> i dunno why
13:00 <Loof> lol
13:00 <Loof> it's irie
17:00 <Serenity> ooft taco just called me simba
17:00 <Serenity> shattered
17:00 <Loof> rofl
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:00 <TheRon> come on the peace train
20:00 <partay> people are strange 
21:00 <Loof> cat stevens and the doors, irie!
21:00 <Loof> <3
21:00 <partay> killing an arab 
21:00 <Loof> lol
23:00 <TheRon> wild night is calling
26:00 <johninja> creep
27:00 <TheRon> weirdo 
27:00 <Serenity> what am i doing here
27:00 <Loof> plex still going ok johninja?
27:00 <TheRon> i don't belong here
27:00 <Loof> you may need to adjust the audio levels
27:00 <Loof> turn it up to max
27:00 <Loof> in the settings
28:00 <Loof> on the ps4 side
29:00 <Loof> not sure if you need to turn it up to max on the server (PC) settings too, but i do anyway
29:00 <johninja> I havn't synced it up with the ps4 yet man
29:00 <Loof> cool
29:00 <johninja> soz was just reading through all that lol
29:00 <Loof> haha
30:00 <johninja> waiting for my modem to arrive
30:00 <Loof> oh nice!
30:00 <couleurs> pics!!!!!!
30:00 <johninja> i suppose i will have to buy some kind of wireless receiver for my PC
30:00 <Loof> they're pretty cheap
30:00 <Loof> just get a usb one
30:00 <johninja> yeah i'll do that
31:00 <Loof> :)
31:00 <johninja> not sure where to go here yet
31:00 <Loof> ah
31:00 <johninja> Dick Smith closed down :/
31:00 <Loof> yeah it sucks
31:00 <Loof> just ebay maybe
31:00 <johninja> yeah true
31:00 <TheRon> jane bunn's buns
31:00 <johninja> I would put my signal all up in that
31:00 <Loof> http://www.ebay.com.au/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p2050601.m570.l1313.TR0.TRC0.H0.Xwireless+usb+dongle.TRS0&_nkw=wireless+usb+dongle&_sacat=0
31:00 <couleurs> on-line shop ping
32:00 <johninja> oh shit
32:00 <Clarkson> Sif Picard gets any sex
32:00 <TheRon> the korean judo artist, gon sho ping
32:00 <johninja> better set an alarm so i remember to watch mad as hell
33:00 <TheRon> the chaser?
33:00 <nubbymcnu> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Vibrating-Bullet-Dildo-Sex-USB-Powered-Vibrator-Massager-Toy-FREE-Shipping-/231725636551?hash=item35f3ec9bc7:g:qAEAAOSw0HVWCr8I
33:00 <couleurs> Hot.
33:00 <johninja> i don't stick around for the chaser
33:00 <johninja> is it worthwhile
33:00 <johninja> ?
33:00 <TheRon> yes
33:00 <amelia> woah dat looks irie
33:00 <johninja> great now i'm goin g to have sex toys in my history
34:00 <johninja> thanks nubbymcnu
34:00 <couleurs> HEheh
34:00 <TheRon> last week they sent out a van with slogans like the LDP candidates fucks chickens etc
34:00 <Clarkson> you like it big in your ass
35:00 <johninja> you watch yoursefl Clarkson
35:00 <Clarkson> u cunny cunt
35:00 <johninja> don't you dare call me kuniva
35:00 <johninja> thats even worse than jive turkey
36:00 <amelia> kunnybunny
36:00 <amelia> leaf my kunnybunny alone
37:00 <Loof> tell kuniva to stop going through my bin for dumpers please amelia, kthx
37:00 <TheRiddler> I read that as diapers
37:00 <Loof> .
37:00 <amelia> he jus wants a place to sleep gosh be nice @ hin
37:00 <Loof> lol
37:00 <johninja> close enough
37:00 <TheRon> matthew and son......
38:00 <amelia> maffewson
38:00 <johninja> he's one of the few people that could spend the night sleeping in a dumster and actually smell better than he went in
38:00 <Loof> lol
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
38:00 <amelia> bully
38:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
38:00 <Loof> someone was telling me he went through their bin to get old cigs out to make dumpers
38:00 <Loof> i lold
38:00 <johninja> yeah he went through all lees ashtrays when he was there
39:00 <Loof> gawd
39:00 <johninja> thanked me for leaving him my butts
39:00 <johninja> no shame
39:00 <Loof> lol
39:00 <TheRiddler> gross
39:00 <amelia> whydahexagon did you meet him
39:00 <TheRon> love the one you're with
39:00 <TheRiddler> mouth is probably full of herpies
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
40:00 <TheRiddler> hai Cath^
40:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin kk?
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> um trying to find a movie to watch
40:00 <TheRiddler> cool
40:00 <johninja> game
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> hubby and i did nachos … and he can’t move
40:00 <TheRon> katatonic_kate01: jimbo was here before he wanted to say something to you
41:00 <TheRiddler> is there a restriction on what movie?
41:00 <TheRon> we saw it, it wasn't worth it
41:00 <TheRiddler> like nothing above pg
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah, give a fuck what that cunt has to say
41:00 <TheRiddler> he got banned
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> for good?
42:00 <TheRon> classy guy
42:00 <TheRiddler> hope so
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck a fat one
42:00 <amelia> SLaM YouR BoDY DoWN & WiND iT aLL aRouND
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> *flops around*
42:00 <TheRiddler> that's very dirty
42:00 <Cath^> what are you calling your food baby Katatonic_kate01 ? 😂😂😂
42:00 <Cath^> hi TheRiddler
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> Jack!
42:00 <amelia> spice girls
43:00 <Cath^> lolz
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
43:00 <Doodle> his name will be Nacho Supreme
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> honestly I had 3ook kgs of nachos
43:00 <TheRiddler> jack in a box
43:00 <Cath^> hmm nachos
43:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> and hubby had 1000 kgs now he is being cunty saying he is all tired
43:00 <Cath^> carb coma
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> brb
44:00 <Doodle> i'm tired and i have 700 homeworks to do
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> he needs cuddles and head stroking or something like that - such a bitch
44:00 <Doodle> yes, i do
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> bbl
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
44:00 <johninja> aww
44:00 <Doodle> who wants 2 stroke me head
44:00 <johninja> she's not a complete selfish cunt when shes preggers
45:00 <johninja> thats lovely
49:00 <Loof> Lan was a rabid wilderbeast while pregnant lol
49:00 <johninja> haha
50:00 <johninja> you going to have any more?
50:00 <Loof> want to
51:00 <amelia> dat would be super irie to haf another kid
51:00 <TheRon> a mini loof?
51:00 <Loof> yeah it would :)
51:00 <TheRiddler> a bloof
52:00 <Loof> .
52:00 <TheRiddler> baby loof
52:00 <Loof> ah
52:00 <TheRon> a high tin loof?
53:00 <Loof> Zaccy needs someone to play with, a sibling would be good :)
54:00 <Loof> fingers crossed
54:00 <Loof> brb
55:00 <couleurs> Irie Vederci 
55:00 <TheRon> he play for palermo?
55:00 <Serenity> what does irie mean
55:00 <couleurs> si
56:00 <johninja> it's like "alright" i think
56:00 <johninja> in jamiacan
56:00 <johninja> like all good basically
56:00 <Serenity> oh
56:00 <couleurs> nice, good, or pleasing (used as a general term of approval)
56:00 <couleurs> pleasing ;)
56:00 <amelia> god donchu know these things Serenity
56:00 <Serenity> obv not
56:00 <TheRon> i don't
56:00 <amelia> cos not irie enuff
57:00 <TheRon> i was thinking erie
57:00 <TheRon> you know scray off putting
57:00 <Serenity> i just made jaffles but with mountain bread and its fkn amazing
57:00 <Serenity> ty
58:00 <TheRon> can you bacon and egg jaffle?
58:00 <zaim> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=irie
58:00 <Serenity> you can make bacon and egg jaffles
58:00 <Serenity> i cant eat bacon or eggs atm tho
58:00 <TheRon> egg would be overcooked yeah?
58:00 <Serenity> nope
58:00 <Serenity> you put them in raw
59:00 <partay> Serenity knows her eggs 
59:00 <TheRon> i guess
59:00 <partay> TheRon you're a good egg 
59:00 <TheRon> it's been said to me more than once
59:00 <Serenity> egg and cheese jaffle
59:00 <Serenity> hnnnggg
00:00 <TheRon> i like the braised steak and veg with cheese in the jaffle
01:00 <partay> jimbo walkon egg shells 
01:00 <TheRon> i wanna run a book on how long he lasts
01:00 <Jimbo> you mean like balancing?
01:00 <Jimbo> cause i flatten them with my boots not giving a fuck
02:00 <dematerialised> good evening faggots
02:00 <dematerialised> also hello @ amelia
02:00 <Jimbo> good evening hetro
02:00 <amelia> hai @ chu fwend
02:00 <amelia> you feelin irie tonight i hopes
02:00 <dematerialised> i dont speak the street lingo im afraid
02:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin squirtonmelia
02:00 <dematerialised> what is irie
02:00 <TheRiddler> :p
02:00 <partay> dematerialised hows your vag today?
03:00 <amelia> bwahaha aloha clasheh
03:00 <Jimbo> bleedin probs
03:00 <dematerialised> irie: nice, good, or pleasing (used as a general term of approval).
03:00 <dematerialised> "the place is jumping with irie vibes"
03:00 <dematerialised> is that it?
04:00 <couleurs> yea cool runnings lingo
04:00 <amelia> i dunno it's a stupid fuckin word
04:00 <Clarkson> showing her huge ass
04:00 <couleurs> get wit it
04:00 <dematerialised> oh ok
04:00 <dematerialised> in that case
04:00 <dematerialised> yes i am fantasticulous
04:00 <amelia> yay
04:00 <dematerialised> how about you meels and couleurs
04:00 <amelia> super duper fanks
04:00 <couleurs> i'm irie
04:00 <TheRiddler> by the end of tonight irie will be irriatating
04:00 <amelia> bwaahha
04:00 <dematerialised> fantastic!
04:00 <TheRon> it's good to be green
04:00 <dematerialised> i have nachos so my life is double irie
04:00 <couleurs> irietateing
04:00 <TheRon> alex  lloyd - green
04:00 <Serenity> where chu get dem frum
05:00 <TheRiddler> yes
05:00 <Serenity> -- amelia
05:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
05:00 <dematerialised> she will ask me that every time
05:00 <dematerialised> in the hope
05:00 <dematerialised> that i have changed my ways
05:00 <amelia> touchè
05:00 <dematerialised> but i will not
05:00 <dematerialised> these colours don't run
05:00 <amelia> well played hulkhair
05:00 <Serenity> lick my taint tree stump
05:00 <amelia> goshdamn Zambeons or whatever it called
05:00 <amelia> TaiNT
05:00 <TheRiddler> taintilizing
06:00 <dematerialised> zambrero
06:00 <dematerialised> i even have a green VIP sticker on my windscreen
06:00 <dematerialised> because i am a VIP
06:00 <Jimbo> tranquilizing
06:00 <amelia> i will kick your windscreen
06:00 <TheRiddler> Very irritating person
07:00 <Jimbo> on my weed plz
07:00 <Jimbo> 4 horses
07:00 <amelia> how very un irie of you
07:00 <dematerialised> if you kick my windscreen i will *actually* kill you
07:00 <dematerialised> without hesitation
07:00 <amelia> gotta catch @ me first
07:00 <TheRiddler> very irie person
07:00 <TheRiddler> pokemon go
07:00 <dematerialised> oh dont you worry, i can move when i have to
08:00 <amelia> you would never catch me
08:00 <TheRiddler> I found a twig in my jacket
08:00 <dematerialised> fine
08:00 <dematerialised> lets have a running race
08:00 <dematerialised> this weekend
08:00 <Jimbo> amelia wants to be chased around like some lil poofter
08:00 <TheRiddler> I was mowing the grass
08:00 <amelia> ok i will even give you head start
08:00 <dematerialised> you will cry when you get defeated by my fat ass
09:00 <Jimbo> ok i caught u faggot
09:00 <dematerialised> and i will laugh
09:00 <Clarkson> he's another faggot
09:00 <TheRiddler> I thought that said head first for a minute
09:00 <Jimbo> now what? sodomy?
09:00 <amelia> Jimbo fuck off i will get kate to sit on you, idiot
09:00 <TheRon> ghostbusters july 14 ewwwwww!
09:00 <amelia> I never lose demats, you will get rolled
09:00 <Serenity> kate wouldnt sit on him even if he was a black american challenge dong
09:00 <dematerialised> down a hill
09:00 <Jimbo> amelia, are you suggesting kate is fat or something
09:00 <johninja> Is there any movies coming out i won't be disapointed watching?
09:00 <TheRiddler> down a hill
09:00 <partay> yah not lookng forward to that mvie
09:00 <TheRiddler> oh
10:00 <TheRiddler> umm
10:00 <TheRiddler> the BFG
10:00 <TheRon> kids movie so i won't see it
10:00 <johninja> oh yeh i saw an ad for that today
10:00 <partay> Central Intelligence was fkn gold 
10:00 <Jimbo> big fucking giant?
10:00 <johninja> not sure i have read the book
10:00 <Jimbo> biggie smalls?
10:00 <amelia> if i put cake on him, i reckon she would consider it
10:00 <dematerialised> The BFG = Big Friendly Giant
10:00 <dematerialised> was a book
10:00 <dematerialised> i read it heaps as a kid
10:00 <faux> hi
10:00 <TheRon> i have read the book
11:00 <johninja> it was also big fucking gun in some game
11:00 <amelia> wind in da willowz
11:00 <Jimbo> dematerialised, your past childhood needs more biggie smalls
11:00 <johninja> but i doubt they would make a movie about that
11:00 <TheRon> i have a collection of roald dahl from when i was a kid
11:00 <TheRiddler> legend of tarzan
11:00 <johninja> what kinda name is roald anyways
11:00 <dematerialised> Jimbo, your past childhood needs more beatings from your parents
11:00 <Serenity> lil loves RD
11:00 <amelia> enid blyton or whatever her name is
11:00 <dematerialised> enid blythe
11:00 <TheRon> half indian half english
11:00 <johninja> amelia is sophisticated
11:00 <Jimbo> my childhood has lots of beatings, mostly from me
11:00 <amelia> wots that tree book where they live in it
11:00 <amelia> bwahahahha jonfen
11:00 <Jimbo> and then one day i discovered lube
11:00 <faux> i said hi you rude fucks
12:00 <Serenity> HI FAUX
12:00 <TheRon> hi midget
12:00 <faux> fucks sals
12:00 <johninja> oh hey faux
12:00 <amelia> fuck off faux
12:00 <faux> hi
12:00 <johninja> didn't see you there 
12:00 <dematerialised> hello fox :3
12:00 <faux> nuch better thanks
12:00 <faux> how are we
12:00 <Jimbo> faux mulduuh
12:00 <johninja> irie
12:00 <faux> lol
12:00 <amelia> good but how's joggo
12:00 <faux> ffs
12:00 <johninja> lol nah i'm good
12:00 <Serenity> uh oh
12:00 <johninja> how about you?
12:00 <faux> is loof rubbing off on everyone 
12:00 <Doodle> eep
12:00 <Serenity> i think theyre taking the piss
12:00 <Jimbo> faux, probably, and its on a bus
13:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaha
13:00 <johninja> some of the lads were takin the pi55
13:00 <faux> lmao
13:00 <faux> that amused me momentarily
13:00 <Jimbo> liar
13:00 <couleurs> bono battit 
13:00 <Serenity> im trying not to vom up me dins
13:00 <faux> whatd u eat
13:00 <faux> i unbanned did it work
14:00 <Serenity> i made jaffles but with mountain bread and it was delish
14:00 <Serenity> no idea
14:00 <faux> is that the pita bread
14:00 <TheRon> i got a car, i got a big black shiny car
14:00 <faux> kinda
14:00 <Serenity> i dont think its pita bread its thinner than that
14:00 <faux> yeah similar
14:00 <amelia> dat wasn't very irie of you
14:00 <faux> the rye one is yummy
14:00 <dematerialised> wb amelia i havent seen you in a while
14:00 <dematerialised> where did you go
14:00 <Serenity> i had the rice ones
14:00 <Jimbo> bread pitts
14:00 <amelia> went for a jogg
14:00 <amelia> o :)
14:00 <dematerialised> oh
14:00 <dematerialised> i see
15:00 <amelia> ye
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:00 <amelia> dats a halo above ma head fyi
15:00 <dematerialised> are you sure it is not a portal to the third dimension of hell
15:00 <Clarkson> i mean afterall you gotta prop up your technique with pretty shitty comebacks and everybody else reading this can probable see that you just got drilled and trolled cunt
15:00 <amelia> p. sure
16:00 <Jimbo> excuse me can i get a chai latte with organic lactose free skim milk with my rye bread lettuce sandwich
16:00 <johninja> i can't see it at all Clarkson tbh
16:00 <Clarkson> crash back the fuck off.
16:00 <amelia> excuse me can you fuck off
16:00 <Serenity> you can get a fucking kick in the teeth
16:00 <Clarkson> n shes still taling about a bracelet that I have no fucking idea what it is apart from that, a bracelet 
16:00 <Jimbo> so rude
16:00 <Serenity> thats about it gumby
16:00 <Jimbo> im going to that other cafe and spending my $8 there
16:00 <johninja> did Jimbo get on amelias bad side?
16:00 <Jimbo> u asshole
16:00 <johninja> ruh roo
16:00 <dematerialised> since when was Taco on  anyone's good side
17:00 <johninja> good point
17:00 <amelia> i dunno who he is
17:00 <TheRiddler> gummy
17:00 <dematerialised> he's literally here for us to kick his shins whenever we feel like it
17:00 <Jimbo> john likes me, he just is feeling the peer pressure
17:00 <faux> DOODLE
17:00 <amelia> i am jus bein normal
17:00 <johninja> whipping boy
17:00 <faux> wherefore art thou doodle
17:00 <Jimbo> faux laughs at my jokes and then feels bad
17:00 <faux> i laughed at one lets not get ahead of ourselves
17:00 <Jimbo> Serenity thinks i have valid points occassionally
17:00 <amelia> he playing wif his new bae windoe blinds
17:00 <johninja> i'm only nice to jimbo because if i get lost bushwalking one day he might have to rescue me
17:00 <TheRiddler> .
17:00 <Jimbo> im just saying im not the massive dick you think i am
17:00 <Jimbo> im a little shorter
18:00 <Jimbo> still a dick tho
18:00 <Serenity> i liked you until your brain melted out your nostrils and you turned into a bucket of spastic drool
18:00 <TheRiddler> the only valid point is you're delusional
18:00 <amelia> you don't need to preach to us that you're a dick
18:00 <Clarkson> as a 2 man show they're shit IMO
18:00 <amelia> we already know
18:00 <Jimbo> yeah ash doesnt like me, never has
18:00 <amelia> dick
18:00 <Jimbo> beehhh loves me, and thats all that matters, to me
18:00 <TheRiddler> I dont like dickheads
18:00 <Serenity> says a lot
18:00 <amelia> is dis the one that had his channel
19:00 <amelia> i forget name of it
19:00 <Jimbo> TheRiddler, you want the whole cock?
19:00 <amelia> kate used to go in der and they would argue lotsa
19:00 <amelia> it was pretty gr8
19:00 <dematerialised> you mean #melbourne?
19:00 <Jimbo> now we just argue here, in public
19:00 <Jimbo> so much better
19:00 <Serenity> jimbo is taco amelia
20:00 <Serenity> he had a server
20:00 <Jimbo> sometimes i hit her, and all the other passengers on irc dont even blink
20:00 <TheRiddler> taco loco
20:00 <Serenity> taco trevor Jimbo
20:00 <Serenity> same same same
20:00 <Jimbo> I'd still be Taco except lwaxana prevented me from registering that nickname, LOL
20:00 <amelia> the bully on Simpsons
20:00 <Lumeah> hit her? 
20:00 <TheRiddler> jimbo jones
21:00 <Lumeah> oh
21:00 <Jimbo> Apparently austnet opers don't like people to consistently use the same nickname?
21:00 <johninja> yes
21:00 <johninja> thats it
21:00 <johninja> i've only been using this one for a few years now
21:00 <dematerialised> pretty sure ive been using this one forever
21:00 <dematerialised> maybe they just hate you Taco
21:00 <dematerialised> like everyone else
21:00 <johninja> probably have to change soon
22:00 <Lumeah> wtf... 
22:00 <Jimbo> fair point, lwax's orders
22:00 <johninja> don't call me shirley
22:00 <Lumeah> been lumeah since 2002
22:00 <johninja> wow
23:00 <dematerialised> i've been me since back in nam
23:00 <johninja> what were you before that?
23:00 <johninja> angle85?
23:00 <Jimmy> dematerialised, and before that you were a florist?
23:00 <Lumeah> lol
23:00 <johninja> i was smalltowngirl79
23:00 <Lumeah> angelbeyond 
23:00 <dematerialised> i was cheekybabe
24:00 <johninja> cute
24:00 <Serenity> pz called me a pedo once cause ive had the same nick since 2009...
24:00 <Serenity> methy logic 101
24:00 <johninja> lol
24:00 <johninja> pz 
24:00 <couleurs> my previous nick was Barbie_Boy
24:00 <johninja> absolute maniac
24:00 <Jimmy> I did used to have the same nick since like '98 :/
24:00 <Doodle> nigga pz
24:00 <couleurs> cos i like bbqs
24:00 <dematerialised> speaking of has he died in an air conditioning vent yet?
24:00 <Jimmy> or 97
24:00 <Jimmy> cant remember
24:00 <Serenity> he went on a full 3 hour rant about how people who have had the same nick for years are creeps and pedos
24:00 <Serenity> rofl
24:00 <Jimmy> you know lwax was a fucking power tripping cow back then, too
24:00 <Lumeah> lol
25:00 <dematerialised> taco it sounds like you're having a cry
25:00 <dematerialised> please cry elsewhere
25:00 <johninja> she's fine, just don't upset her
25:00 <dematerialised> i cant stand it when girls cry
25:00 <Serenity> lwax has been a fat angry old cunt for about 45 years
25:00 <johninja> she like star trek if you want to get on her good side
25:00 <Serenity> nothing is going to change
25:00 <Jimmy> ok ok hold up
25:00 <TheRiddler> you do know lwax is reading your messages atm
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <partay> Lwax is just picard with bigger tits
25:00 <Clarkson> Wat kind of faggot nick is PietSAbabe 
25:00 <Jimmy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksSPZTZES0
25:00 <johninja> lol Clarkson on point
25:00 <Clarkson> still no pictures of boobs
25:00 <johninja> tru
25:00 <Jimmy> the gay dancing in this song will make me feel better
25:00 <Serenity> who cares what shes reading
26:00 <amelia> lwax knows when u r sleeping
26:00 <johninja> lol
26:00 <dematerialised> lwax knows when you're awake
26:00 <amelia> she knows when ur awake
26:00 <johninja> amelia is deffo on the naughty list
26:00 <amelia> ahahahahah
26:00 <Jimmy> lwax knows where all the naughty girls live
27:00 <amelia> >:)
27:00 <johninja> lol
27:00 <johninja> fucking ernie
27:00 <johninja> ok bbl tv
27:00 <dematerialised> the only oper i fear is Daniel, because he doesn't like drinking water
27:00 <dematerialised> what kind of fucking weirdo doesnt like drinking water
27:00 <Serenity> LOLL
27:00 <Serenity> LOLOLOL
27:00 <Serenity> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
27:00 <Doodle> um
27:00 <Lumeah>  lwax.. where do i live? 
27:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <Jimmy> is he like an alco now?
28:00 <Lumeah> :p
28:00 <Serenity> [6:28pm] <Clarkson> [229] [8:31pm] <@Daniel> fuck i hate drinking water, unless i am exercising [8:31pm] <dematerialised> who the fuck hates drinking water [8:31pm] <dematerialised> thats like [8:31pm] <dematerialised> fuck i hate breathing [8:31pm] <dematerialised> unless im awake [8:31pm] <dematerialised> you fucking cunt
28:00 <Clarkson> seriously is it be a cunt to me day or something
28:00 <Serenity> lelelelel
28:00 <Jimmy> i remember out drinking him in the park across from his mums in the gong, a couple times
28:00 <dematerialised> lolololol
28:00 <dematerialised> classic me
28:00 <Serenity> i still lose it and i dont know why
28:00 <Serenity> gud tymz
29:00 <Lumeah> what subberb? 
30:00 <amelia> SuPeRB
30:00 <Doodle> eehehe
30:00 <Jimmy> tbh tho when dan was doing the quantronics bullshit chippin playstations and wot not
30:00 <Jimmy> he prob lived on red bull
31:00 <dematerialised> <@dematerialised> #melbourne in a nutshell: http://i.imgur.com/Qi4CSTU.jpg
31:00 <Serenity> ive got a bunch of his work shirts from when he worked there
31:00 <dematerialised> nothing has changed
31:00 <Jimmy> i wonder what ever happened to his boss clint
31:00 <Serenity> cuase he sent us a play station and used them as packing stuff rofl so it didnt break
31:00 <Jimmy> i wonder if clint is still a massive bullshit artist
31:00 <amelia> dats Serenity wif green hair
31:00 <dematerialised> correct
31:00 <Doodle> OH WELL FUK HEY
31:00 <dematerialised> and picard on the stretcher
31:00 <Serenity> YOU CAN FUCK OFF
32:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAABBA
32:00 <dematerialised> couleurs and robot are the rabbit suits
32:00 <dematerialised> me in the suit
32:00 <dematerialised> johninja in the background with the beer
32:00 <dematerialised> dunno who the abo is
32:00 <dematerialised> ambo*
32:00 <amelia> (dematerialised) correct
32:00 <amelia> it was demat not me
32:00 <amelia> blame @ him
32:00 <Doodle> TheRiddler hidden in the ambulance ready to assault Picard's peehole
32:00 <dematerialised> wait
32:00 <Serenity> you are rude
32:00 <amelia> i am good girl
32:00 <dematerialised> there are two greenhairs
32:00 <Serenity> rude!
33:00 <dematerialised> in the pic
33:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHHAHA
33:00 <amelia> faux is other one cos she lil
33:00 <dematerialised> ok yeah
33:00 <Serenity> i have never had green hair you cunts
33:00 <Clarkson> y is the audio so low who edits this shit fuk
33:00 <TheRiddler> no thanks
33:00 <dematerialised> actually no
33:00 <dematerialised> couleurs and robot are the greenhairs
33:00 <TheRiddler> who are the rabbits
33:00 <dematerialised> the rabbits are TheRon and MrMark
33:00 <amelia> ok well your sizzlers pic calls you a liar #dontblame@amelia
33:00 <TheRiddler> oh
33:00 <dematerialised> sezz can be the ambo
34:00 <Serenity> id leave them al to die
34:00 <amelia> I'm the one who took the pic
34:00 <TheRiddler> that belly looks like a butt
34:00 <dematerialised> that's picard's belly
34:00 <Serenity> amelia you are the gunt
34:00 <amelia> so i can laff @ everyone but they can't laff @ me
34:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAAHAHHA i am the gunt!
34:00 <faux> HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
35:00 <dematerialised> i dont know if i have a black tie actually
35:00 <dematerialised> so maybe i am not the suit
35:00 <dematerialised> the only other handsome suit-er i know is Doodle
35:00 <dematerialised> but that guy is too fat to be Doodle
35:00 <amelia> suit is my kunnybunny ok
35:00 <Serenity> when does the weather here normally start warming up
36:00 <Serenity> how much longer of this hell do I have to deal with
36:00 <dematerialised> its not that cold, he says with the heater right next to him
36:00 <dematerialised> on full blast
36:00 <amelia> September
36:00 <Serenity> i wont make it until september
36:00 <dematerialised> september is the month of my birth
36:00 <amelia> rip lady
36:00 <dematerialised> i was infact born on 9/11
36:00 <dematerialised> i am the terrorist
36:00 <amelia> are you turning 40
36:00 <Lumeah2> November is better 
36:00 <dematerialised> yes
36:00 <Jimmy> http://www.epicsol.org/~jnelson/guide
37:00 <Serenity> dematerialised is ISIS irl
37:00 <amelia> wowsers bowsers
37:00 <dematerialised> its true
37:00 <dematerialised> i have an ISIS shirt
37:00 <dematerialised> no word of a lie
37:00 <Jimmy> pretty sure that doc hasn't changed since it was written in 1996
37:00 <amelia> dats so irie
37:00 <dematerialised> i would take a pic and show you but you dont have whatsapp and i am not going to the effort of uploading it
37:00 <Jimmy> maybe even earlier
37:00 <amelia> I got snapchat yesterday
38:00 <amelia> its freakin weird
38:00 <Jimmy> theres quite a few level 5's here
38:00 <dematerialised> ah 2012
38:00 <dematerialised> such a classic year
38:00 <amelia> wot
39:00 <dematerialised> [11:20:59 @Daniel] well that explains why dematerialised is gripping his penis tightly. BTTF2.
39:00 <dematerialised> i still dont know what that was about
40:00 <Serenity> lemme see if its in me logs
40:00 <faux> Ah, 2012.
40:00 <faux> Classic.
40:00 <TheRiddler> it's 8.9 atm here
41:00 <TheRiddler> oh was scrolled up
41:00 <dematerialised> your face is scrolled up
41:00 <Serenity> it reckons its 15 here which is a load of twonk
41:00 <couleurs> 2012 The Year of The Matrix
41:00 <dematerialised> <dematerialised> im waiting for my semen to harden <faux> yummmmmm
41:00 <Clarkson> he probably rubbed his dick on it
41:00 <dematerialised> faux confirmed cumslut
42:00 <faux> lol ew ok
42:00 <faux> out of context quotes tysm
42:00 <dematerialised> haha
42:00 <faux> CuMSLuT
42:00 <dematerialised> indeed
42:00 <Serenity> all i have is the quote
42:00 <Serenity> [9:37pm] <MeGusta> [625] [11:20:54 dematerialised] i never really understood cyber [11:20:59 @Daniel] well that explains why dematerialised is gripping his penis tightly. BTTF2.
42:00 <Clarkson> i do my own shit
43:00 <dematerialised> yeah
43:00 <dematerialised> it shall remain a mystery i suppose
43:00 <Serenity> ill find the first bit
43:00 <Jimmy> irc is pretty kool tho... back when camwhores were a thing
43:00 <Jimmy> now dudes do it, too
43:00 <Jimmy> from their phones
43:00 <Jimmy> on a bus
43:00 <Jimmy> wth
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <partay> and your point is ?
44:00 <Jimmy> the world is doomed
44:00 <zaim> isnt
44:00 <TheRiddler> stfu
44:00 <Serenity> haha fuck
44:00 <Serenity> justoon
45:00 <faux> zaim
45:00 <dematerialised> oh my old workmate
45:00 <dematerialised> shit that's a long time ago
45:00 <zaim> cook me something
45:00 <faux> no
45:00 <faux> gimme a hug
45:00 <dematerialised> he left like 4-5 years ago or something
45:00 <Serenity> yer
45:00 <zaim> that i can do
45:00 <faux> and ill give u toast
45:00 <zaim> anything else u want
45:00 <Serenity> now he lives with a guy i went to school with
45:00 <zaim> from me
45:00 <Serenity> its weird
45:00 <faux> ye
45:00 <Serenity> well did live
45:00 <faux> another hug
45:00 <zaim> besides dick pix
45:00 <Serenity> not anymore
45:00 <faux> im cold
45:00 <faux> oh
45:00 <TheRiddler> what kind of toast
46:00 <faux> WHoLeMeaL
46:00 <zaim> wholedick
46:00 <dematerialised> i miss his antics at work
46:00 <faux> wholemelia
46:00 <TheRiddler> no raisin?
46:00 <dematerialised> he made me cry laughing on more than one occasion
46:00 <Serenity> and basically dematerialised that whole convo was people talking about why you come to irc and then they were all yeah to cyber and you said i never really understood cyber
46:00 <zaim> i understood cyber.
46:00 <zaim> ill make u understand Serenity
46:00 <Serenity> and daniel said that thing
46:00 <Serenity> no thanks
46:00 <dematerialised> yeah it was daniels quote i didnt understand
46:00 <dematerialised> like where the gripping penis came from
46:00 <Serenity> why not
46:00 <zaim> k
46:00 <Serenity> its a bot
46:00 <zaim> faux
47:00 <zaim> shal we
47:00 <faux> daniel spit out random quotes
47:00 <Serenity> like Clarkson its not meant to make sense
47:00 <Clarkson> it simple, it woulda beene asier if the games werent played, n shit was simply said n done, out in the open, no fucking around - no guessing games n shit
47:00 <faux> shall we what
47:00 <zaim> hug
47:00 <dematerialised> i know that, but where did the line come from
47:00 <faux> yes pls
47:00 <dematerialised> unless the BTTF line was justins?
47:00 <zaim> cyber hug
47:00 <faux> ye
47:00 <zaim> cyber bj
47:00 <faux> gtfo
47:00 <zaim> k
47:00 <zaim> hug it is
47:00 <Serenity> it was from longies 134534 years of quotes it could have come from anywhere dematerialised
47:00 <faux> k
47:00 <zaim> 69 hug
47:00 <dematerialised> ah fair enough
47:00 <faux> gfy
47:00 <Serenity> daniel and Clarkson are the same bot
47:00 <Clarkson> you suck his cock
47:00 <zaim> hm
47:00 <Serenity> they did the same thing
47:00 <Jimmy> nice tits
47:00 <Clarkson> im going to fucking open up on the bitch if she wants to talk shit
47:00 <zaim> Jimmy thanks
47:00 <dematerialised> i knowwwwwwww im wondering who said it (not why the bot has it)
47:00 <dematerialised> its all good
47:00 <dematerialised> hahah
48:00 <faux> i hate this entire convo
48:00 <faux> its giving me anxiety
48:00 <Serenity> it hates you
48:00 <zaim> bitches theyre like stiches when u take them out they open up
48:00 <faux> oh
48:00 <faux> ok tupac
48:00 <Serenity> that bot had like 50 channels worth of logs it spat out
48:00 <Serenity> rather than clarkson who only has melb logs
48:00 <Clarkson> that shit sticks
48:00 <dematerialised> nah maaaan clarkson logs everything on every channel
48:00 <Clarkson> which is fucking weird to me why dont they own it all all this fucking renting
48:00 <faux> clarkson tell us a love story
48:00 <Clarkson> ahh so he had porn
49:00 <Jimmy> hey zaim?
49:00 <dematerialised> just like chanop
49:00 <faux> good enough
49:00 <Serenity> shhh dematerialised dont tell
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
49:00 <dematerialised> :3 woops
49:00 <couleurs> Clarkson's Just Waitin' 4 a M8
49:00 <Clarkson> does she suck your dick afterwards?
49:00 <dematerialised> dunno you tell us clarky
49:00 <Serenity> the cats guys used to message megusta and abuse me cause they thought i was using it to spy on their channel
49:00 <Clarkson> i've applied for 2 permanent days cos casual is fucking me off
49:00 <Serenity> that was funny
49:00 <dematerialised> haha
49:00 <dematerialised> retards
51:00 <dematerialised> ok i must go my people need me
51:00 <Serenity> lol dematerialised this is you right after daniel quotes that quote
51:00 <Serenity> [9:21pm] [9:21pm] <dematerialised> ahahahah
51:00 <Serenity> [9:21pm] [9:21pm] <dematerialised> what the fuck @ that daniel quote
52:00 <Serenity> TWILIGHT ZONE
52:00 <dematerialised> lol
52:00 <faux> ffjslajskx
52:00 <dematerialised> if im not back in 36 hours call the police bye
52:00 <faux> this paw patrol movie has been on repeat all day
52:00 <faux> p p p p p p  ppaw patrolll
53:00 <TheRiddler> have you gone crazy yet?
53:00 <faux> almost
53:00 <faux> its been stuck in my head
53:00 <faux> WE'LL BE THERE ON THE DOUBLE
53:00 <faux> p p p  paw patrol is in a rollll
53:00 <faux> on*
53:00 <faux> gollg
54:00 <Serenity> i wish for an entire block of peppermint cadbury chocolate
54:00 <Serenity> from the freezer
54:00 <Jimmy> not sure why this makes me think of michael jackson but it does... probably because he is black
54:00 <Jimmy> https://www.facebook.com/denizenmagazine/photos/pcb.1223970610947090/1223969757613842/?type=3&theater
56:00 <TheRiddler> .
56:00 <TheRiddler> ruining the convo always
57:00 <Jimmy> https://www.facebook.com/denizenmagazine/photos/pcb.1223970610947090/1223969854280499/?type=3&theater
57:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aXwAEm2_460sv.mp4
57:00 <Jimmy> https://www.facebook.com/denizenmagazine/photos/pcb.1223970610947090/1223970117613806/?type=3&theater
58:00 <TheRiddler> ah good
59:00 <TheRiddler> wut a retard
00:00 <zaim> hah
00:00 <Serenity> rofl that script
02:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/PerthEatingChallenges/photos/a.484509021610290.108744.484503671610825/1122942901100229/?type=3&theater
02:00 <TheRiddler> 3kg of creme donut
03:00 <TheRiddler> Smash it down in under 30 mins and you go on the wall of fame AND get $100 cash money - EDIT: WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PRIZE MONEY IS NOW $200!!
04:00 <TheRiddler> who can eat 3kg of creme donut
06:00 <amelia> yuxxxxxx
06:00 <couleurs> you can Tiggs, you can
09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
09:00 <TheRiddler> no way
09:00 <TheRiddler> not by looking at that
10:00 <faux> dematerialised can
10:00 <faux> no doubt
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <Serenity> id give it a red hot go
14:00 <amelia> how does the friend suggestion thing work
14:00 <amelia> on fb
15:00 <amelia> why issit suggesting those particular people
15:00 <amelia> especially with no mutual friends
16:00 <johninja> could be because you have 'similar' likes
16:00 <Serenity> just because it says no mutual friends doenst mean you dont have any
16:00 <Serenity> depending on peoples settings will depend on if that shows up or not
16:00 <Serenity> and it goes on pages you like, personal information you give like what school you went to etc
16:00 <amelia> it's weird theres like clients from work
17:00 <Serenity> if you have anything about your work on fb and they like pages related to that etc
17:00 <amelia> if i use fb on work computer does it kind od sync with my my work email
17:00 <johninja> lol i'm sure mine was hacking my phone a while back
17:00 <johninja> it wanted me to add my driving instructor
17:00 <johninja> and the guy who owned my hosue
17:00 <Serenity> its cached
17:00 <johninja> but i decided it was being incredibly paranoid
18:00 <amelia> dis is why i dun like this social media shit
18:00 <johninja> *i
18:00 <Serenity> what difference does it make lol
18:00 <amelia> i have nothing linked with ex why would he be there
19:00 <amelia> yuck i hope i dun pop up on his suggestions
19:00 <Serenity> you might but if your settings are right why does it matter
19:00 <johninja> block him
19:00 <Serenity> ^
19:00 <amelia> i didn't know could block
20:00 <Serenity> of course you can
20:00 <partay> amelia someone posted your fb in here .. http://facebook.com/profile.php?=7332236 
20:00 <johninja> http://www.sbs.com.au/topics/science/future/article/2016/06/23/mark-zuckerberg-covers-his-webcam-and-microphone-and-you-should-too 
20:00 <nubbymcnu> omfg partay they did
21:00 <amelia> i am confused
21:00 <partay> yep
21:00 <johninja> cute
21:00 <Serenity> lol
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <amelia> https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101229092425AAznB0y
22:00 <Serenity> lol
22:00 <amelia> i may be fb noob but i am not completely stupid
22:00 <Serenity> shes onto you buddy
22:00 <partay> lol
23:00 <partay> close but no cigar
23:00 <amelia> ahahahah
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <couleurs> mark jewberg makes spy machine then proceeds to tape webcam and microphone 
24:00 <TheRiddler> .
24:00 <TheRiddler> the article is bad
25:00 <Serenity> i want 14 chocolate chip cookies
25:00 <TheRiddler> good thing the real sbs news isn't as shit as their site
26:00 <couleurs> both are bad
26:00 <TheRiddler> last night I ate a stale choc chip cookie
26:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JvFR7CEeW8
26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Christian Smith - Dorian Gray (Original Mix) Views: 4,246 Uploader: Tronic Music Uploaded: Apr 8, 2013 Duration: 7m3s Rating: 5.00
27:00 <TheRiddler> remind me not to eat food from friends place that have been sitting on the table for a week
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <couleurs> ok 
39:00 <couleurs> Hi Cath^ :)
39:00 <couleurs> oh i was scrolled up
40:00 <couleurs> irie 2 c u 2 c u irie 
41:00 <johninja> feelin grooovy, lets make a home moovie
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
42:00 <johninja> _o/
43:00 <faux> k8
43:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllll
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i m8
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
45:00 <couleurs> did u guys c dat pony tailed magician stab a morning host presenter in da hand
46:00 <couleurs> it seems a bit fake 2 me
46:00 <johninja> i'm sure he deserved it
46:00 <couleurs> it was a she
47:00 <couleurs> i think they did it 4 da nookie
47:00 <couleurs> i mean ratings
47:00 <couleurs> cos now even CNN has it
47:00 <couleurs> Cunt Niger News
47:00 <johninja> i'm sure she deserved it
48:00 <couleurs> :p
48:00 <johninja> I made my own iced coffee
48:00 <President_Trump> 8,12 Mr. Donut 
48:00 <johninja> havn't tried it yet
48:00 <johninja> had to use the expensive ground coffee so it better be fucking good
48:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIcHounLZhY
48:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: CNN plays the wrong music and appologizes - ODB NIGGA Views: 355,445 Uploader: gumbootiner Uploaded: Nov 17, 2011 Duration: 0m50s Rating: 4.66
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever… i just had cheesecake
50:00 <johninja> everyone knows about your love of cake
50:00 <johninja> i'm doing something new and exciting ok
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> but not just ANY cake
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> french style cheesecake
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i win
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
51:00 <amelia> kate i found sumfink for you
51:00 <amelia> hold ups
51:00 <partay> i just had bavarian and custard
52:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/yfZpCen
52:00 <TheRiddler> lol
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> hang on
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ amelia!
53:00 <President_Trump> why are you laughing it's not funny
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> barv and custard… yeah never done that
53:00 <johninja> hi Glenn, bye Glenn
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> tump, SMD
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> your opinion is valid because?
54:00 <TheRiddler> stfu trump dump
54:00 <amelia> jonfen would you like to attend mine & mayos wedding?
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh, that’s right - it’s not!
54:00 <amelia> RSVP by Thursday 7th July
54:00 <TheRiddler> will mayo wear the wedding dress
54:00 <amelia> entry fee is a present
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> shards of ice?
55:00 <amelia> yes that will also be accepted
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> mayo and jerome are the same peeps right, if not similar
55:00 <amelia> no, jerome is not welcome
55:00 <TheRiddler> I'll bring mayo a new jar to live in
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ riddler!
56:00 <amelia> unless he cleans up his attitude which i highly doubt
56:00 <johninja> i think i'll skip on that one amelia
56:00 <johninja> thanks for the invite though
56:00 <amelia> until then, he is not invited
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah,i’ll be busy aye
56:00 <amelia> ok but are u sure?
56:00 <johninja> I have to go through my router logs that day
56:00 <amelia> only limited invites are being sent
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> link pics later
57:00 <amelia> ok well you have until tomorrow so jus think on it
57:00 <couleurs> i'll come if i can bring a plus 1
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> okies fanks
57:00 <TheRiddler> I'll sabotage the wedding and whisk amelia away by swinging down on a rope in my onesie :P
57:00 <couleurs> and Cath^ will be me plus 1
57:00 <amelia> no milfs in leopard print allowed cereals soz
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> awwww
57:00 <amelia> bwahahahaha ash
58:00 <couleurs> ok :(
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> but .. but…. 
58:00 <johninja> It must be good knowing that your partner is still a virgin on your wedding night
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <Cath^> o.o
58:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
58:00 <amelia> not his bum tho
58:00 <Cath^> what's wrong with leopard print ???
58:00 <amelia> everything
58:00 <Cath^> 😂😂😂
58:00 <johninja> lol
58:00 <couleurs> agreed.
58:00 <TheRiddler> he's not whole egg mayo tho
59:00 <TheRiddler> :p
59:00 <Serenity> at least you know he aint got no other baby mumms
59:00 <Serenity> mummas
59:00 <amelia> do you wear leopard print jeggings Cath^?
59:00 <amelia> stop making fun @ my lover ok
59:00 <Serenity> I wont
59:00 <amelia> fuckin cwords wheres the respect
59:00 <TheRiddler> that's what faux is wearing 
59:00 <johninja> TheRiddlers jokes are getting pretty decent lately
00:00 <amelia> I give you guys nothing but respect here and this is how I'm treated?????
00:00 <amelia> on one of the happiest days of my life
00:00 <johninja> lol
00:00 <TheRiddler> sry but the mayo is off
00:00 <Cath^> i don't kiss n tell amelia
01:00 <amelia> hahahaha
01:00 <Cath^> ;p
01:00 <amelia> dats irie, i understands
01:00 <President_Trump> whys it one of the happiest days of your life?
02:00 <amelia> fuck off matchstick head
02:00 <johninja> I think amelia would look quite foxy in a pair of leopard print leggings tbh
02:00 <amelia> QuiTe LeoPaRDY
02:00 <TheRiddler> I think you mean catty
02:00 <President_Trump> you should be happy, someone like u wont do better than mayo lol
02:00 <johninja> maybe with a couple of holes so you could see chunks of her but poking out
02:00 <TheRiddler> geddit
02:00 <couleurs> lets get irie in ireland Cath^ 
02:00 <johninja> hot af
02:00 <johninja> haha
03:00 <Cath^> whaa?
03:00 <TheRiddler> great scotts
04:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/jjcTyOs
04:00 <amelia> Sebastian's face in the last pic jus cracks me up
04:00 <TheRiddler> he hates two legs
05:00 <TheRiddler> I mean
05:00 <TheRiddler> two fins
05:00 <TheRiddler> err
05:00 <TheRiddler> tails
05:00 <amelia> claws
05:00 <amelia> ...
05:00 <couleurs> lmao
05:00 <TheRiddler> two tails is what they call them
05:00 <couleurs> #rekt
06:00 <amelia> tails?
06:00 <TheRiddler> have you seen the nigel ariel gif
06:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
06:00 <amelia> bullshit
06:00 <amelia> dey is nippers
06:00 <TheRiddler> arial calls their legs tails
06:00 <johninja> amelia is a marine bioligist ok
06:00 <johninja> i think she knows
07:00 <amelia> dats right listen @ me
07:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.amz.mshcdn.com/7sArMI0bIXV0Mx9ChxyZxL5a1dg=/fit-in/850x850/http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2Fwp-content%2Fgallery%2Fnigel-thornberry-gifs%2Fnigel-gif-13.gif
07:00 <amelia> bwahahaha
09:00 <johninja> Large rocks have been thrown through doors, a man stabbed and residents terrorised during three home invasions and car thefts in Bendigo and Melbourne.
09:00 <johninja> sheesh
09:00 <johninja> It's africans 
10:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/azX1V.gif
10:00 <TheRiddler> hai Stev1eLoZx
10:00 <TheRiddler> http://thefw.com/files/2013/05/Ursula.gif
10:00 <partay> Stev1eLoZx toasted sammich thx kgo
10:00 <TheRiddler> LOL
11:00 <johninja> BREAKING: Barcelona and Argentina footballer Lionel Messi sentenced to 21 months in prison for tax fraud  
11:00 <johninja> holy fuck
11:00 <johninja> couleurs
11:00 <partay> he wont do anytime
11:00 <JackTheRipper> johninja
12:00 <JackTheRipper> johninja: how are you?
12:00 <JackTheRipper> I was just wondering what you have on the agenda for later on this month?
12:00 <couleurs> yea
12:00 <johninja> Under the Spanish system, prison terms of under two years can be served under probation.
12:00 <partay> johninja did you kill kelevra?
12:00 <johninja> so yeh
13:00 <TheRiddler> is JackTheRipper jerome?
13:00 <Jimmy> dumb fuckin pieters sibling
13:00 <johninja> it's matt the scientist
13:00 <TheRiddler> stfu Jimmy
13:00 <johninja> aka Mayo
14:00 <TheRiddler> oh
14:00 <johninja> Aka bald virgin
14:00 <JackTheRipper> johninja. Hi
14:00 <Jimmy> I remember shaving my balls when I was still a virgin
14:00 <Jimmy> Not sure why I did that
14:00 <JackTheRipper> How are you?
14:00 <TheRiddler> so you still shave them?
14:00 <johninja> they get itchy
14:00 <Jimmy> nah just trim
15:00 <johninja> and stick to your leg in summer
15:00 <Jimmy> thanks 4 askin
15:00 <JackTheRipper> It's good to see you johninja, it has been a while since we lasted chatted, we have so much to catch up on
15:00 <TheRiddler> oh I forgot you lost it to your mum
15:00 <johninja> i wouldn't reccomend it unless you are getting them sucked on the reg
15:00 <partay> lol
15:00 <Jimmy> even if shes suckin them who cares it aint hair in ur mouth
16:00 <johninja> good point
16:00 <Jimmy> balls are too tricky to shave anyway, cunts are heaps easier
16:00 <johninja> Jimmy is very experienced at shaving cunts
17:00 <Jimmy> Yea I once gave picard a haircut
17:00 <johninja> lol
17:00 <JackTheRipper> johninja, are you familar with the austnet user 'sharni'?
17:00 <Jimmy> oi mayo
17:00 <Jimmy> shut the fuck up plz
18:00 <Jimmy> thanks
18:00 <JackTheRipper> Hi Jimmy
19:00 <TheRiddler> there's only 1 james allowed here
20:00 <TheRiddler> stop changing your nick
21:00 <James> Ask Lwaxana to allow me to register Taco again
21:00 <James> And I'll stop when I can
28:00 <faux> boy do i hate you lot
28:00 <TheRiddler> I'm offended faux
28:00 <TheRiddler> :p
28:00 <faux> good
29:00 <faux> sappening
29:00 <TheRiddler> not much
29:00 <faux> oye
29:00 <faux> sounds fun
29:00 <TheRiddler> I'm watching an anime
29:00 <TheRiddler> you?
29:00 <TheRiddler> well I was
29:00 <TheRiddler> it just finished
29:00 <couleurs> Bye Cath^ I guess you won't be me plus 1 after all
30:00 <amelia> NO PLUS 1'S
30:00 <amelia> we can't afford it ffs
30:00 <faux> nada just watching some teevs
30:00 <TheRiddler> ask faux
30:00 <TheRiddler> but you have to jogg
30:00 <TheRiddler> o
30:00 <TheRiddler> :P
30:00 <couleurs> HeEheh
30:00 <Serenity> meanwhile mayo is actually flogging his cock thinking amelia really likes him
30:00 <Clarkson> I think im sex saddict actrualy its always on my mind
30:00 <amelia> uh ohhhhhhhh
30:00 <faux> got a bit excited beaming youtube vids to dads tv
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
31:00 <faux> TeCHNoLoGY
31:00 <amelia> ahhahaahahah hes a good sport he plays along
31:00 <TheRiddler> what's a saddict clarky
31:00 <Clarkson> <deadpandadolls> oh sweet Picard, you're here  <deadpandadolls> send any young women cock pics lately fatboy?   <deadpandadolls> Hey, my names Picard, want to see my tiny cock on cam
31:00 <President_Trump> amelia likes me most
31:00 <President_Trump> but i like jen
31:00 <amelia> I hate you and i hate your stupid ugly husky smokers voice
32:00 <johninja> poor matt
32:00 <johninja> didn't get a reaction :(
32:00 <amelia> why do you call him matt
32:00 <TheRiddler> so does every other retard President_Trump
32:00 <Clarkson> i didnt know it had a name other than being a cunt
32:00 <johninja> what should i call him?
33:00 <amelia> dats like me calling you kevin
33:00 <Stev1eLoZx> ??
33:00 <faux> WHY Do You CaLL HiM BY HiS NaMe
33:00 <James> his name is robert paulson
33:00 <amelia> thats not his name?
33:00 <TheRiddler> in death he has a name
33:00 <johninja> lol
33:00 <faux> bitchtits
34:00 <James> u guys need to make better lives 4 urselves
34:00 <TheRiddler> does your dad have netflix faux?
34:00 <faux> no he has some other cooler box thing
34:00 <faux> has all teh new movies
35:00 <TheRiddler> a cooler box full of movies
35:00 <Serenity> matt teh scientist
35:00 <faux> i started watching finding dory
35:00 <johninja> lol
35:00 <TheRiddler> cool
35:00 <faux> but me sissy was too loud
35:00 <johninja> is he calling himself something else now?
35:00 <faux> so i gave up
35:00 <johninja> i heard he was calling himself cameron
35:00 <johninja> but meh
35:00 <Maurice> faux thats a good movie
35:00 <Serenity> has he actually managed to convince people his names not matt rofl
35:00 <Maurice> I took the boys to see it theother day
35:00 <amelia> haha wtf
35:00 <faux> gay
35:00 <faux> yay*
35:00 <faux> will watch it eventually Maurice 
35:00 <amelia> his name isn't matt
36:00 <faux> lol.
36:00 <johninja> i don't really have time to keep up with such things
36:00 <President_Trump> mayo is charisma
36:00 <President_Trump> aka matty
36:00 <Maurice> Also, I finished Awkward
36:00 <Serenity> ask him about jessica amelia
36:00 <faux> finally
36:00 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllll @ jessica
36:00 <President_Trump> matty's labour of love
36:00 <amelia> okies haha who is jessica
36:00 <President_Trump> matty is on a very heavy dose of lithium
37:00 <faux> President_Trump why are you typing 
37:00 <TheRiddler> he think he's ppl
37:00 <faux> LOL
37:00 <President_Trump> hey fauxy how u u sexy beast?
37:00 <faux> that made me laugh way too loud
37:00 <Serenity> jessica is matts long lost love
37:00 <faux> shut your cock hole President_Trump 
37:00 <Clarkson> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm some people are fucking poor too
38:00 <johninja> exactly Clarkson
38:00 <Clarkson> fucking fat cunt
38:00 <johninja> :/
38:00 <faux> lmao
38:00 <faux> oh.
38:00 <faux> JOHN
38:00 <faux> have you prepped me tree
38:00 <johninja> lol not yet
38:00 <faux> Sunday is approachung
38:00 <amelia> otay i shall quiz him on jessica
38:00 <faux> better get a move on
38:00 <johninja> im gonna go for a drive up an get it when i get a chance
38:00 <faux> eheheheeeeeee
38:00 <faux> im excoited
38:00 <johninja> ooh yeh
38:00 <johninja> shit
38:00 <johninja> the big day
38:00 <faux> fuk ye
38:00 <Picard> ello
39:00 <TheRiddler> I cant wait for mayo to lose his shit at amelia :p
39:00 <Stev1eLoZx> Hi Picard
39:00 <amelia> hahahahahaa
39:00 <President_Trump> mayo will be EXPOSED
40:00 <Picard> wat do u want
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> rolls eyes
40:00 <johninja> lol
40:00 <TheRiddler> ask him why he's on the sex offender list too
41:00 <Serenity> johninja
41:00 <Serenity> show ham face the website
41:00 <Serenity> i mean amsy
41:00 <Serenity> er amelia
41:00 <faux> he did
41:00 <amelia> he did i am having a nice ol read
42:00 <Doodle> hnggggggggg
42:00 <Serenity> o
42:00 <Doodle> breakthrough in me homework i can have a break
42:00 <President_Trump> ask him why he takes so much lithium
42:00 <Doodle> ok back to work
42:00 <Doodle> bai
42:00 <faux> .
42:00 <Doodle> just kidding
42:00 <Doodle> lol
42:00 <johninja> jeeze
42:00 <faux> damb
42:00 <James> k8 when do you go back to work plz
42:00 <faux> - john
42:00 <johninja> Doodle has no time for us anymore :(
42:00 <johninja> lol
42:00 <faux> ye hes a cunt
42:00 <Doodle> :(
43:00 <faux> giant 
43:00 <faux> flappy
43:00 <Doodle> i'm doing this 4 our future faux
43:00 <faux> cunt 
43:00 <faux> phew
43:00 <Doodle> so we can live the high life in the bahamas weraing fur lined lizardskin thigh boots
43:00 <faux> have u prepped some hats
43:00 <faux> 4 sundee
43:00 <Doodle> and frolicking in vodka flavoured clover
43:00 <Doodle> oh
43:00 <faux> lmao
43:00 <Doodle> so more homework now
43:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <faux> oh
43:00 <faux> ye
44:00 <faux> k fine
44:00 <faux> just a chef hat
44:00 <faux> NO WAIT
44:00 <faux> a top hat
44:00 <faux> rofl
44:00 <faux> yesaa
44:00 <faux> rt
44:00 <faux> ty
44:00 <Doodle> ok but no monacle
44:00 <faux> or a beret and draw on a moustache
44:00 <faux> u decide
45:00 <Doodle> lol goodness which one will it be
45:00 <TheRiddler> what's this sunday thing
45:00 <Doodle> only the most important day on the calendar
45:00 <faux> duh
45:00 <TheRiddler> a top hat for both heads
45:00 <faux> me birthday
45:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
46:00 <TheRiddler> oh yeah
46:00 <faux> ye so get paint ready i expect a digital card
46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
46:00 <TheRiddler> ok
47:00 <faux> dad is snoring and i can hear it through the walls its so annoyinh
47:00 <faux> brrrrrrrr
47:00 <faux> vvvvbrrrrrbrbvrr
47:00 <faux> zzvzbbbrrr
47:00 <Doodle> sure its not his mrs
50:00 <faux> lollll
50:00 <faux> or ab
50:00 <faux> bzz
51:00 <Doodle> lol no i was being rude
52:00 <faux> idgi
52:00 <faux> what is rude about her snoring
53:00 <Doodle> no
53:00 <Doodle> bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
53:00 <Doodle> vbbbrrrrvbrrrr
54:00 <faux> oh
54:00 <faux> ex cuse me
54:00 <faux> gross
54:00 <Doodle> lolll
55:00 <faux> the Vulgarity
55:00 <faux> the Utter Filth
55:00 <Doodle> ye
55:00 <Doodle> ^_^
55:00 <faux> Unsavoury and Uncoutg
55:00 <faux> h
55:00 <faux> ok
55:00 <faux> enough out of.me
55:00 <Doodle> bascuse me
55:00 <Doodle> i have a fuckload of couth
55:00 <faux> BITCH YOU DONT KNOW MY LIFE
56:00 <Doodle> 6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6    6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6   6,6 6,6   6,6 6,6   6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6   6,6 6,6   6,6 6,6 
56:00 <Doodle> 6,6 6,6   6,6 6,6  6,6 6,6   6,6 6,6  6,6 6,6  6,6 6,6   6,6 6,6   6,6 6,6  6,6 6,6   6,6 6,6 
56:00 <Doodle> 6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6   6,6 6,6   6,6 6,6  6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6    6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6   6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6 
56:00 <Doodle> 6,6 6,6   6,6 6,6  6,6 6,6   6,6 6,6  6,6 6,6  6,6 6,6   6,6 6,6   6,6 6,6      6,6 6,6 
56:00 <Doodle> 6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6    6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6   6,6 6,6   6,6 6,6  6,6 6,6   6,6 6,6  6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6  
56:00 <faux> get in my couth
56:00 <Doodle> looool
56:00 <faux> im not joken
56:00 <Doodle> orite
56:00 <faux> tenks
56:00 <Doodle> just getn me keys
56:00 <faux> lmao
57:00 <Doodle> @mp3 David Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car.mp3 (4.1MB 128kbps Stereo 4:28)
57:00 <Doodle> jump in my couth
57:00 <faux> i wanna take ya hoooome
57:00 <faux> is that the same song
57:00 <faux> lol
58:00 <faux> doesnt seem hasselhoffy
58:00 <Doodle> ye lol
58:00 <Doodle> thats the one
59:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-photos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xft1/v/t1.0-0/s261x260/13620130_131486863947630_8479316285912707970_n.jpg?oh=2cbbb3c5739a8320e4ca084b9bfd637b&oe=580456FF&__gda__=1479509997_e9bccb3aa1770654dd702d75c7b69690
59:00 <Doodle> looool
59:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/Yz7HqNh.jpg
59:00 <Doodle> hissss
59:00 <faux> LOL Maurice 
59:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/u3FKQIz.jpg
59:00 <faux> omg
59:00 <faux> that reminds me
00:00 <faux> ihave 1 4 u couleurs 
00:00 <faux> https://imgur.com/Fw60Mr1
01:00 <couleurs> c-Jah
01:00 <couleurs> lmao
01:00 <couleurs> fuck
01:00 <faux> lollllll
01:00 <couleurs> dead
01:00 <faux> worst 
01:00 <couleurs> cootos
01:00 <faux> c-jah salad.
01:00 <johninja> jah rastafari
01:00 <couleurs> irie
01:00 <faux> cootos 4 not haven a c-jah
01:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/s9bET6Q.jpg
02:00 <faux> LOL
02:00 <faux> ffs
02:00 <johninja> lol
02:00 <johninja> she has to be takin the piss
02:00 <faux> i actually believe some people are that dumb
03:00 <faux> bona betit
03:00 <couleurs> bono battit
03:00 <couleurs> that's italien
03:00 <faux> lool
04:00 <faux> and stay out
04:00 <couleurs> partay leaves when we start talking franch......
04:00 <couleurs> ExPoSeD
04:00 <faux> jena say quah
04:00 <couleurs> jena say quack
04:00 <Doodle> stop it ur aggravating me arthur write this
05:00 <faux> lollllll
05:00 <faux> lost me apple type
05:00 <Doodle> lmao
05:00 <doctor> watashi wa mario mapel
05:00 <faux> lack toast and tolerant
05:00 <couleurs> lol
05:00 <Doodle> me cats harassing me cos i have chocolate
05:00 <faux> yum
05:00 <Doodle> BACK OFF CUNT
05:00 <faux> want
05:00 <Doodle> not u
05:00 <Doodle> him
06:00 <faux> oh
06:00 <doctor> the cat will win of course
06:00 <couleurs> it's past tents
06:00 <faux> lool
06:00 <Doodle> lol he cant have chocolate
06:00 <Doodle> it will go straight to his thighs
06:00 <faux> isnt that dogs
06:00 <faux> not poultry
06:00 <doctor> got too keep his tomcat appeal for the local sluts
06:00 <doctor> what do they call a female cat slut?
06:00 <Doodle> its more poisonous to cats than dogs 
07:00 <faux> a slat
07:00 <doctor> slattycat
07:00 <doctor> i like
07:00 <faux> o ge
07:00 <faux> #cathacks
07:00 <johninja> lol
07:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Stray Cats - Runaway Boys.mp3 (2.72MB 128kbps Stereo 2:58)
07:00 <johninja> whats new pussycat
08:00 <johninja> that has to be one of the most annoying songs ever written tbh
08:00 <doctor> woah oh ah ha oh
11:00 <Maurice> My cat is doing yoga moves infront of the heater
12:00 <Doodle> mine is sitting on my filing cabinet with his arse firmly planted on me e-marketing assignment
12:00 <dematerialised> [19:16:56] <+amelia> it's weird theres like clients from work
12:00 <dematerialised> that means they have searched for you
12:00 <Doodle> giving it his stamp of approval
12:00 <Maurice> We're back to the vet again tomorrow
12:00 <Maurice> Lol
12:00 <Doodle> aww gl
12:00 <amelia> well dats odd
12:00 <Doodle> ur odd
12:00 <Maurice> I'm getting really sick of that place and I'm sure they're sick of me
12:00 <Doodle> i bet theyre more sick of esme
12:00 <dematerialised> if you have no friends in common, and you dont both like a work page or something, then its because they ahve searched for you
13:00 <dematerialised> i had friends fo ex's that i didn't have on facebook showing up
13:00 <Maurice> Every week it's the same 'she had her cranky pants on today, can you put her in the carrier'
13:00 <dematerialised> and the gardner from my old rental
13:00 <Maurice> IT'S YOUR DAMN JOB
13:00 <Doodle> looool
14:00 <amelia> fanks fwend
14:00 <Doodle> amelia take off ur top and show us all a pic
14:00 <dematerialised> i.e if i searched for you, eventually i'd show up
14:00 <Doodle> thx
14:00 <amelia> ok woah calm down pls
15:00 <johninja> Doodle doing the lords work
15:00 <amelia> fb is bad idea off with its head
15:00 <Doodle> lol
15:00 <dematerialised> fb is a terrible idea
15:00 <Doodle> just making conversation
15:00 <dematerialised> i dont even use it anymore
15:00 <Doodle> oh if u dont use it
15:00 <James> tbh if i had spent years at vetenary school, had established my own practice, and then had someone expecting me to cage their mistreated feline with the attitude that handling difficult animals is my profession, i'd tell them to get fucked and to not come back
15:00 <Doodle> i'll stop too
16:00 <johninja> she's going to be one of those "i don't have a facebook" freaks
16:00 <johninja> they are as bad as vegans imo
16:00 <dematerialised> she didn't until recently apparently
16:00 <Doodle> if u spent years at veterinary school you'd want to be able to spell it too
16:00 <amelia> I didn't haf fb until couple weeks ago
16:00 <faux> and they announce it when no one asks
16:00 <dematerialised> ^
16:00 <amelia> only insta
16:00 <faux> IM VEGAN
16:00 <faux> no one cares 
16:00 <faux> literallt
16:00 <amelia> and yesterday i got snapchat
16:00 <johninja> yeah
16:00 <dematerialised> i care, i'd never date a vegan
16:00 <amelia> im movin up
16:00 <faux> my friend was like im vegan but i eat chocolate and eggs
16:00 <faux> im like
16:00 <dematerialised> i want to know if you are vegan or not so i can avoid you and your friends
16:00 <faux> so youre not..
16:00 <johninja> lmao
16:00 <faux> lol
16:00 <Doodle> i need 2 get insta and twitter
17:00 <Doodle> but cbf
17:00 <johninja> i don't drink, i only drink wine
17:00 <faux> shes finally just admitted shes vegetarian 
17:00 <James> thanx doodle for the input of your skill thats been obsoleted by computers
17:00 <amelia> ok twitter is pushin it
17:00 <amelia> maybe look into that in a couple years
17:00 <dematerialised> haha
17:00 <dematerialised> twitter is dead
17:00 <Doodle> my skill thats been obsoleted, obviously they havent got around to grammar yet 
17:00 <dematerialised> it was shit 7 years ago and its shit now
17:00 <James> i bet the ability to do the job of a machine makes you feel proud
17:00 <johninja> well twitter relaxed their 140 character limit apparently
17:00 <dematerialised> infact when they put the twitter smileys on facebook
17:00 <johninja> it used to be good for breaking news but yeah probably not even good for that now
18:00 <dematerialised> i was irrationally angry
18:00 <Doodle> i'm only looking at twitter and insta for work stuff
18:00 <Doodle> future work stuff
18:00 <dematerialised> yeah twitter is good for topics
18:00 <faux> look at me butt for work stuff
18:00 <amelia> TWITTER IS 7 YRS OLD?
18:00 <dematerialised> older i believe
18:00 <dematerialised> not sure
18:00 <amelia> jeezus
18:00 <Doodle> i'd like to work stuff into faux's butt
18:00 <President_Trump> twitter is dead
18:00 <dematerialised> March 21, 2006, San Francisco, California, United States
18:00 <faux> can u not
18:00 <Doodle> lmao
18:00 <faux> lol
18:00 <Doodle> aw
18:00 <dematerialised> 10 years old
18:00 <faux> i said look
18:00 <johninja> almost too old for Picard
19:00 <Doodle> just a couple of continental cukes
19:00 <faux> that does not spell penetration
19:00 <dematerialised> haha
19:00 <faux> im hot
19:00 <dematerialised> we know
19:00 <faux> why is it hot in here
19:00 <faux> no like its boiling
19:00 <johninja> :/
19:00 <johninja> dude
19:00 <faux> im melting 
19:00 <Doodle> meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeltinggggggggggggggggggggggg
19:00 <johninja> you better not be getting sick
19:00 <faux> prob am
19:00 <faux> ab sneezedcon me like 3978 times today 
20:00 <faux> sneezedcon
20:00 <johninja> thats really uncool
20:00 <Doodle> did you get a visit recently from a lion and a tin man and some little bitch with red shoes on
20:00 <johninja> unirie if you will
20:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <dematerialised> brb i desperately need to poop
20:00 <faux> i read that as urine 
20:00 <johninja> lol
20:00 <TheRiddler> sneezedcon the anti-vax con
20:00 <faux> ok pls hurry back with details dematerialised 
20:00 <Maurice> Yoga http://i.imgur.com/RwuTuiF.jpg
21:00 <TheRiddler> dont poop your pants again
21:00 <TheRiddler> amelia will die of laughter
21:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
21:00 <amelia> i totally forgot bout that
21:00 <amelia> bwaaaaaaaaaahahhaahahahahhahahaha
21:00 <Doodle> loool Maurice
22:00 <James> brb heroin
22:00 <Maurice> At least her fur has grown back on her normal leg
22:00 <Maurice> Doesn't look like a chicken leg anymore
23:00 <TheRiddler> chinese secret
23:00 <Loof> dont be racist
26:00 <James> does she still taste like chicken?
27:00 <dematerialised> ok im back faux
27:00 <dematerialised> it was pretty good
28:00 <TheRiddler> how many swishes does it take to get to the toilet
28:00 <dematerialised> not as many as you think
28:00 <amelia> aaaaahahahahahhaha
28:00 <amelia> answer the question
29:00 <Loof> we've all pooped ourselves at one time or another. things come out of the but we're human. what's inhuman is when things are shoved into the butt
30:00 <amelia> dats so irie
30:00 <Loof> tis rather
30:00 <President_Trump> Loof that is most girls saturday night
30:00 <dematerialised> and youuuuu became, the light on the dark side of meeeeeeee
30:00 <James> irie shutup ok
30:00 <dematerialised> i want to sing this to the girl of my dreams
31:00 <James> dematerialised, every girl?
31:00 <amelia> kish from a roseeeeee
31:00 <dematerialised> no just the one of my dreams
31:00 <dematerialised> like eva green
31:00 <dematerialised> or scarlet johanson
31:00 <Loof> and some depraved guys President_Trump it seems
31:00 <dematerialised> or rose byrn
31:00 <dematerialised> +e
31:00 <James> or k8 when she was pregnant and scoffing cake covered in gravy?
31:00 <dematerialised> or jessica alba
32:00 <Maurice> Is she covered in gravy or the cake
32:00 <dematerialised> old catherine bell when she was in JAG
32:00 <James> dunno prob both
32:00 <dematerialised> although she's still hot now
32:00 <amelia> I don't know any man that was not in love with that JAG chick
32:00 <dematerialised> i know right
32:00 <TheRiddler> jessica biel
32:00 <dematerialised> that's because she was a babe
32:00 <President_Trump> pic of the jag chick
32:00 <James> she had dyke hair
32:00 <amelia> lil short haired cute pixie lass
32:00 <dematerialised> ^^
33:00 <amelia> she had cute pixie hair
33:00 <James> i bet she had an ass like a 13 year old boy too... i bet you like that
33:00 <President_Trump> lolollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
33:00 <dematerialised> you seem to have mistaken me with plivent
33:00 <TheRiddler> kate beckinsale
34:00 <James> all the bitches seemed to like that guy from jag too tho, btw
34:00 <James> with his slick hair and his big long jet
34:00 <dematerialised> he did gay porn i blieve
34:00 <Loof> do you like him bitch?
34:00 <TheRiddler> olivia wilde
34:00 <dematerialised> olivia wilde is hot but she's just not the one for me
35:00 <dematerialised> i'd crawl a thousand kilometers through broken glass to hear eva green fart through a walkie-talkie however
35:00 <Clarkson> hale and paces penis car was awesome
35:00 <James> i wanted to fuck this girl at work up until today
35:00 <couleurs> Cath^ is the 1 4 me
35:00 <James> she fainted and i was turned off forever
35:00 <James> dunno why
35:00 <dematerialised> you have not ever once been laid taco
36:00 <James> dematerialised, relevance? at this exact moment i am not claiming to have had sex with anyone
36:00 <Doodle> just making sure
36:00 <TheRiddler> mary elisabeth winstead
36:00 <Doodle> betty white
36:00 <dematerialised> riddler this is the vsauce song
36:00 <dematerialised> i dunno if you watch vsauce actually
37:00 <James> ffs dematerialised r u high
37:00 <TheRiddler> probably not
37:00 <dematerialised> taco please just shut up
37:00 <dematerialised> please
37:00 <TheRiddler> I dont remember
37:00 <dematerialised> i just thought you might have
38:00 <dematerialised> you strike me as a man interested in science and stuff
38:00 <Loof> lol
38:00 <Loof> he's interested in toys and girls with blue hair
38:00 <dematerialised> haha
39:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/UsKBIRX.jpg
40:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/ZvYFeXy.jpg <== Skirmish
41:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/h5po3Ll.jpg <== me and my bae
42:00 <TheRiddler> winona ryder
42:00 <johninja> https://m.facebook.com/shannonnoll/photos/a.73213407393.107858.13210302393/10154227747237394/?type=3&source=48 
42:00 <johninja> wtf is the comments all about
43:00 <johninja> lookin good demat
43:00 <dematerialised> thanks man
43:00 <dematerialised> i've been working out
43:00 <dematerialised> also lmao@those comments
43:00 <Serenity> LOL skirmish
44:00 <couleurs> always knew amelia was a cartoon character 
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <dematerialised> its true
45:00 <dematerialised> she's actually just me
45:00 <dematerialised> on my home internet
45:00 <couleurs> exposed
46:00 <dematerialised> look im lonely ok
46:00 <dematerialised> i just want to be loved
46:00 <couleurs> irie, mon
48:00 <Serenity> do they use that word in cool runnings?
48:00 <Serenity> i need a reference point
48:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o-R6U6nzZE 
48:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bob Marley - Feeling Irie (July 1980) Views: 212,750 Uploader: Hynek Posel Uploaded: Jan 15, 2009 Duration: 7m43s Rating: 4.91
48:00 <couleurs> sanka, u ded mon?
54:00 <Serenity> ye mon
55:00 <Loof> you're all being so irie
56:00 <couleurs> :)
56:00 <Picard> what did i miss?
56:00 <James> irie ffs
56:00 <Loof> blue king brown from melbourne mon, yes i: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og_nphtjEFw
56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: BLUE KING BROWN - RIZE UP Views: 328,919 Uploader: bluekingbrownTV Uploaded: Jul 4, 2013 Duration: 4m35s Rating: 4.95
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
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