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00:00 <katatonic_kate01> not sure why peeps don’t bring new mother’s cake
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just want cake, ok! 
00:00 <Serenity> right?? cake should be #1
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes!
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i went through baby stuff tonight….  :| pretty sure i have too many 0-3 month clothes lol
01:00 <Serenity> dont bring me presents for the fucking kid bring me cake
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> EXACTLY! 
01:00 <Serenity> winter baby all you need is bonds suits
01:00 <Serenity> haha
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i HATE bonds suits
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> with the press studs
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like the zips, i got the ones with zips
02:00 <Serenity> the zippies are good
02:00 <Maurice> Serenity, do you remember the Bonds suits that were meant to be 'easy' and had no zips or buttons
02:00 <Maurice> But you have to fold your baby in half to get them in
02:00 <Serenity> yes i do and they fucking werent
02:00 <Clarkson> so many useless cunts in the workforce
02:00 <Serenity> specially if you had a poosplosion
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH maurice LMFAO they were horid
03:00 <Maurice> Lol specially if you had fat babies that couldn't bend
03:00 <Serenity> yeahhh
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> how were you suppose to contort your kids body into it
03:00 <Serenity> id just about have to snap ants fat legs in half
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> so fucking stupid
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
03:00 <Maurice> They just had the elastic at the bum
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah.. open at the back
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> they looked awesome….
04:00 <Maurice> I liked the press stud ones, I'd do up the leg buttons before even attempting to put the kid in them
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… i never had the forsight to do that lol
04:00 <Serenity> ant had a couple of footless ones but they werent the terry cloth ones they were just normal material
04:00 <Maurice> Lol by kid 3 I could put them on within seconds
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> zips are gonna be awesome!
04:00 <Maurice> Cam was always impressed 'HOW DO YOU DO IT SO QUICK'
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> good tip tho! Thanks!
04:00 <Doodle> ehhehe
05:00 <Maurice> Mine had some zip ones but more often than not I'd zip up leg fat in them
05:00 <Maurice> And that was just me
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> i always ended up with the studs not matching…. 
05:00 <Maurice> No prob, you do it up to the crotch bit
05:00 <Doodle> ehehehhe
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… makes sense!
05:00 <Maurice> I'm making this worse for myself lol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <Doodle> i was gonna add that one too
06:00 <Maurice> I was watching the Castle but have the tv muted coz I was on youtube, glance up and Gordon Ramsey is on it!
06:00 <Maurice> Turns out I programmed a show and the tv turned it over for me
06:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> fancy
06:00 <Maurice> It even turns itself back on if you put a reminder on and turn the tv off
06:00 <Maurice> Fucking annoying when we go out and come back home to the tv blaring
07:00 <Doodle> ye mine does that but i dont watch tv
07:00 <Doodle> so i never use it
07:00 <Maurice> The kids always put reminders on, like for 12pm, 1.25pm
07:00 <Maurice> Fools, you're at school, fuck off with that
07:00 <Doodle> ye i dont have kids either so 
07:00 <Doodle> bonus all round really
07:00 <Maurice> Get woken from my nap thinking someone is in my house
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> since I lost the tv remote and had to buy a universal one…. my tv turns on and off lol
07:00 <Doodle> i dont nap either
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> WOT
07:00 <Maurice> You're useless m8
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> you dont nap or watch tv
08:00 <Doodle> i have an app on my phone i use as a remote
08:00 <Maurice> Naps are heaven
08:00 <Maurice> I don't know why kids complain so much
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> naps are better than sex
08:00 <Doodle> uh
08:00 <Maurice> I got up at 1pm today, my 13yr old got up at the same time lol
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lovely!
08:00 <Doodle> its too noisy round here during the day to sleep
08:00 <Maurice> He's like 'woo that was a good sleep'
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <Maurice> I have roller shutters so that elimates some noise
08:00 <Doodle> i have roller blinds
09:00 <Maurice> Plus normal spelling
09:00 <Maurice> Eliminates
09:00 <Maurice> I think thats still wrong
09:00 <Doodle> na its right
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s fairly quiet round ere during the day - until cunty neighbours invite all their family over and stomp the fuck around
10:00 <Doodle> also fucking fucking fuck this fucking 1 degree bullshit
10:00 <Maurice> Gonna get to 3 here tonight
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> what!
10:00 <Doodle> me heater is on flat out and me toes are still frozen
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha haw
10:00 <Doodle> snowed today, more tomorrow
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> you need socks
10:00 <Doodle> i'm wearing shoes and socks
10:00 <Maurice> My cat is stretched out infront of the heater melting her cone of shame
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> SNOWED! 
10:00 <Doodle> oh thanks Maurice
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahaha
11:00 <Doodle> you said cat and mine showed up
11:00 <Maurice> 420?
11:00 <Maurice> Oh
11:00 <Doodle> yes 420
11:00 <Maurice> I thought coz I said cone I was getting a legit thanks
11:00 <Doodle> lol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <Maurice> YOU SARCASTIC SON OF A FUCK
11:00 <Doodle> i'm still wearing clothes from today cos its too cold to get changed into trackies
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i could go some crumpets n honey right bout now
12:00 <Maurice> Ok ok, cone of shame time
12:00 <Maurice> I'm still in my clothes too, just no shoes
12:00 <Maurice> Oh man, I got crumpets 2 days ago, went to have one last night and they're all gone
12:00 <Doodle> i like a bit of crumpet
12:00 <Maurice> So I got more today and I might eat them all so the kids can't have them
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> bastard children
12:00 <Maurice> Well to be fair only one is born out of wedlock
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like creamed honey
12:00 <Maurice> The other 2 are just asshole children
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
12:00 <Doodle> they came out of ur asshole?
13:00 <Maurice> Where else would they come from?
13:00 <Doodle> oh ok
13:00 <Doodle> fair enough
13:00 <Maurice> The stork? The cabbage patch? Tell him he's dreamin
13:00 <Doodle> eehehe
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh the child was horrified that babies come out of your vagina
13:00 <Doodle> WHAT
13:00 <Doodle> i mean oh
13:00 <Maurice> Nuh uh
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> she was like… w…h…a…t
13:00 <Maurice> I never have to have that convo about where my kids came from
13:00 <Doodle> cos theyre all gay?
13:00 <Maurice> Yah
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> she knows she was cut out…..  
13:00 <Maurice> No chance of babies
14:00 <Doodle> win
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> winning!
14:00 <Doodle> every chance of fabulous
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> hopefully one is into make up and beauty
14:00 <Maurice> Although the youngest one has had his gf for a year now, he might be straight
14:00 <faux> hi
14:00 <Doodle> she might be a boy
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
14:00 <Doodle> hai fauxypoos
14:00 <Maurice> They kissed and everything
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi there faux
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> kissed
14:00 <Maurice> Only on the cheek but apparently that counts
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the hell for
14:00 <faux> aw
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> how old are they
14:00 <faux> is this my ki
14:00 <Maurice> Kiss chasey, der
14:00 <faux> d
14:00 <Doodle> what a trollop
14:00 <Maurice> They're 8, turning 9
14:00 <Maurice> Yes faux
14:00 <faux> awwwwww
15:00 <Doodle> i wouldnt let that hussy in me house
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes…. going steady for a year and kissing
15:00 <faux> you bite your tongue 
15:00 <faux> he is fantastic Doodle 
15:00 <Maurice> Last year he had 2 girls he liked, they got 1st and 2nd in the sports carnival and he chose the gold medal winner
15:00 <Maurice> Smart
15:00 <faux> or do u mean his gf
15:00 <Doodle> ye
15:00 <faux> o
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
15:00 <Doodle> the whore
15:00 <faux> jesus
15:00 <faux> lol
15:00 <Maurice> He's gonna ride her coat tails all the way to the olympics
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <faux> hahahhha at choosing the winner
15:00 <faux> cuuuuuuute
15:00 <Doodle> where she will come out as ian thorpe
16:00 <Maurice> Lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, who wants the 1st loser 
16:00 <Doodle> o/`
16:00 <faux> i like how when ian thorpe came out
16:00 <faux> everhone was like
16:00 <faux> .
16:00 <faux> duh
16:00 <faux> lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know, right
16:00 <under> hey faux 
16:00 <under> you asshole
16:00 <under> how are you?
16:00 <Doodle> ehehee
16:00 <Maurice> (22:16:40) (MeGusta): [1507] (22:42:44) (faux): What's the difference between hitler and Ian Thorpe? Ian Thorpe can finish a race.
16:00 <Maurice> Not what I was looking for but lol
16:00 <faux> im great
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <faux> why am i an asshole today
17:00 <Clarkson> i said fuck it im on one
17:00 <Doodle> i'm an asshole today
17:00 <Doodle> well was
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> everyday
17:00 <faux> youre an asshole everyday
17:00 <Doodle> oh
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
17:00 <faux> lmao
18:00 <Doodle> THANKS BATCHEZ
18:00 <faux> welcome
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
18:00 <Maurice> I've been a damn delight today
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> pleasure
18:00 <faux> im cold 
18:00 <Doodle> i've had a horrible day
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh really
18:00 <faux> r u ok
18:00 <under> faux: cause your ass have an hole
18:00 <Doodle> ye
18:00 <faux> an hole
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you have to wait to see your obgyn for 1.5 hours only for him to go yeah… you’re good. See ya next week?
19:00 <faux> excuse me
19:00 <under> yes but you are supposed to use it just in one direction you know
19:00 <faux> can i ask what the ob is for
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> the fake child i’m having
19:00 <faux> no
19:00 <faux> i mean
19:00 <faux> the letters
19:00 <Doodle> no katatonic_kate01
19:00 <faux> lol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <Doodle> just the usual annual existential crisis
19:00 <faux> i know the gyn bit
20:00 <Doodle> obstetrics
20:00 <faux> ok ty
20:00 <faux> i am a terrible female
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> and gyno
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> rolled up into one
20:00 <faux> yes ty
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> so he does babies and gfannies
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> gfannies
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> flang
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> e
21:00 <Maurice> 1.5 hrs is pretty quick
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw pisses me off.
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> I get an appt at 10am
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> and see him @ 11.30
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
21:00 <Maurice> My dr used to leave the surgery to leg it to the hospital to deliver babies and leave us waiting
21:00 <Maurice> Selfish
21:00 <Serenity> ive just been looking at old photos
21:00 <Doodle> when i had back surgery i had to drive 3 hours to see the surgeon wait 2 hours see him for 15 mins then drive 3 hrs home
22:00 <Doodle> SO FU
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <Serenity> im so sad :( i want my ant baby back
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle.. yeah yeah :P
22:00 <Doodle> PLUS HE MADE ME TAKE MY FILE BACK OUT TO RECEPTION
22:00 <Maurice> :o
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> asshole!
22:00 <Maurice> What a prick
22:00 <Doodle> he was a total cunt actually
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have to carry around a card
22:00 <Doodle> i asked him for a letter once, for my law suit
22:00 <faux> goodnight amigos
22:00 <Doodle> he said nps, $1000
23:00 <faux> :*
23:00 <Doodle> nini faux
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1000
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you punch him in the dick
23:00 <Doodle> i physically walked into him leaving the hospital and he ignored me
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> CUNT
23:00 <Doodle> he was south african so therefore a fucking asshole
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
24:00 <Doodle> well i assume he still is south african
24:00 <Doodle> and an asshole
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> there was one fill in obgyn i saw and she was so cunty….. she was like… OH I HATE it when the baby moves all around and i cant get a heart beat
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> like i have any fucking control over what the baby does cunt
51:00 <Doodle> JUST DO UR JOB CUNT
52:00 <dematerialised> hello
52:00 <Maurice> Mention cunt and a wild dematerialised appears
53:00 <Doodle> if i mention wild will a cunt dematerialised appear?
53:00 <dematerialised> excuse me watch your languages
53:00 <Maurice> You should say Beetlejuice 3 times and dinf out
53:00 <Maurice> Er, find
53:00 <Maurice> Hot
54:00 <Maurice> I could go a good dinfing
54:00 <Maurice> Its been awhile
54:00 <dematerialised> since i could
54:00 <Doodle> .
55:00 <Maurice> Since I could hold my head up highhh
55:00 <Maurice> Broken neck and whatnot
55:00 <dematerialised> haha
56:00 <Maurice> I used to listen to that song in my car on my portable cd player that plugged in via a fake cassette tape
56:00 <Maurice> 'whats a cassette tape?'
56:00 <dematerialised> haha
56:00 <dematerialised> i had one of those in my old datsun
56:00 <dematerialised> no wait the kingswood
56:00 <dematerialised> and i had a home stereo speaker sitting in the rear footwell connected up to the stereo
56:00 <dematerialised> for massive beats
57:00 <Maurice> I had a brand new Hyundai Accent but a cd player wasn't in the list of features
57:00 <Doodle> ah the accent
57:00 <Maurice> Oui oui
57:00 <Doodle> a syphony of grey plastic inside
58:00 <Doodle> +m
58:00 <Maurice> I went gemini, gemini, accent, holden, holden and holden
58:00 <Doodle> jesus
58:00 <Doodle> what is wrong with you
58:00 <Maurice> Lots of things, we established this years ago
58:00 <Doodle> i'm currently doing a market research report forecasting how badly its all going to end for holden soon
58:00 <Doodle> would you like a copy when its done?
58:00 <Maurice> Speaking of which, remind me when the survey is due
59:00 <Doodle> i'll prolly send it out next week
59:00 <Maurice> Ok, if you need more people I'll share it on my fb if I can
59:00 <Doodle> well i will cos thats when i am scheduled to
59:00 <Maurice> The only person I see irl with one is my dad and he's doesn't internet well
59:00 <Maurice> But surely others on my fb have them
59:00 <Doodle> cheers that would be awes
00:00 <Doodle> oh
00:00 <Maurice> My bro in law is a holden fan, owned them in the past but currently has no license and drives trains in VIC
00:00 <Maurice> Does he count?
00:00 <Doodle> did u hear they have killed the cruze
00:00 <Doodle> no
00:00 <Maurice> I did not
00:00 <Doodle> current owners only lol
00:00 <Maurice> Lol ok
00:00 <Doodle> yeah they arent making any more
00:00 <Doodle> so cruze and commodore will die next yearish
00:00 <Maurice> Thats ok, mine will be gone soon
00:00 <Doodle> and they will have 0 sales
01:00 <Maurice> Well 0 sales makes sense if they're not making them anymore..
01:00 <Doodle> are you burning it
01:00 <Doodle> no i mean it will affect all holden sales lol
01:00 <Maurice> Not on purpose, but if it happens, it happens
01:00 <Maurice> *put it into 5th gear, asplode*
01:00 <Doodle> commodores and cruzes make up almost 1/2 of holdens sales 
01:00 <Doodle> so once theyre gone theyre fucked unless they come up with something
01:00 <Doodle> something huge
02:00 <Doodle> and the 'ladies car' spark wont cut it
02:00 <Maurice> But it looks like it'll be going to make way for something that can tow a boat..
02:00 <Doodle> you mean something that can tow a commodore
02:00 <Maurice> Ladies car reminds me of Simpsons
02:00 <Maurice> Canyenerooo
02:00 <Maurice> Or however it's spelt
02:00 <Doodle> lol the holden spark is squarely marketed at women cos they sell hardly any cars to females
03:00 <Doodle> and they reckon a barina with fancy satnav will fix all that
03:00 <Maurice> I have never even heard of the holden spark
03:00 <Maurice> What is this
03:00 <Doodle> its a barina
03:00 <Doodle> and the reason you have never heard of it is that theyre shit at marketing
03:00 <Maurice> I googled
03:00 <Maurice> What the dickens
03:00 <Maurice> It looks like my car got butt implants
03:00 <Doodle> does that look like a car you'd want?
03:00 <Doodle> lmao
03:00 <Maurice> Def no lol
04:00 <Doodle> nice work holden
04:00 <Maurice> They fucked it
04:00 <Doodle> they have had years to fix all this but they sat back and took the government handouts instead
04:00 <Doodle> and still will
04:00 <Maurice> http://resources.carsguide.com.au/styles/cg_hero_large/s3/Holden-Spark-2016-(2).jpg
04:00 <Doodle> cos jobs etc
04:00 <Maurice> I like big butts and I cannot lie
04:00 <Doodle> it doesnt even come with alloys
05:00 <Doodle> u get a fancy satnav and some plastic wheel trims on your barina
05:00 <Maurice> It doesn't even come with a set of balls
05:00 <Doodle> and its called a spark
05:00 <Doodle> apparently its a fairly decent car underneath
05:00 <Doodle> but nobody will buy one so nobody will ever find out
05:00 <Maurice> Like I said, I have never even heard of it, when did they make these
06:00 <Doodle> this year
06:00 <Doodle> it was launched a few months ago
06:00 <Maurice> Well they're dumb
07:00 <Doodle> lmao
07:00 <Maurice> Lol Im so funny
07:00 <Doodle> ehehee
08:00 <Doodle> ok i need to sleep
08:00 <Maurice> Wooo
08:00 <Maurice> Buhbyeeee
08:00 <Doodle> ninis o//////
08:00 <Maurice> I have new flanno sheets on my bed, it's pretty great
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need sleep nn
10:00 <Maurice> Goddamn grandmas and grandpas
22:00 <Loof> http://i.imgur.com/4mkD6OA.jpg?1
22:00 <Loof> http://i.imgur.com/r3qPzI9.jpg
02:00 <faux> hol
02:00 <faux> a
32:00 <Loof> 5th day in a row with headache
32:00 <Loof> time to go to the doc
32:00 <Loof> wish me luck :)
00:00 <goobs567576> half my face is numb
00:00 <goobs567576> dental insurance is rad
07:00 <dematerialised> you should place that numb side of your face against a running angle grinder
07:00 <dematerialised> it'll be fun
13:00 <TheRon> she got bette davis eyes
15:00 <goobs567576> that was so metal dematerialised
49:00 <faux> never fear 
49:00 <faux> faux is here 
50:00 <TheRon> :P
50:00 <faux> ex
50:00 <faux> cuse
50:00 <faux> me
50:00 <faux> that is quite rude
50:00 <faux> how you doing gus
50:00 <TheRon> i got beer
51:00 <faux> so youre good
51:00 <TheRon> yes!
51:00 <faux> lol
51:00 <faux> goodo
52:00 <zaim> hru faux
52:00 <faux> goood tenks ziam
52:00 <faux> hows you
52:00 <zaim> yeah good. windy as fuck today, thankfully i iz home now.
56:00 <faux> mm i enjoy wibd
56:00 <faux> wind
57:00 <zaim> lies
57:00 <TheRon> snow in ballarat
59:00 <TheRon> Lilly's dress on latters and numbers is particularly low cut
18:00 <TheRon> fart in her face, go the whole hog
18:00 <dematerialised> i don't think we're at that stage in our relationship
18:00 <TheRon> you don't see a dutch oven in your future?
19:00 <dematerialised> not dutch, perhaps german
19:00 <TheRon> whats the german one?
19:00 <dematerialised> involves marinading her with lethal gases beforehand
20:00 <TheRon> the old mustard gas
20:00 <dematerialised> she'll think i've sent her to the showers to get cleaned up
20:00 <dematerialised> once she's been pervasively permeated, off to the oven!
20:00 <TheRon> germans are misunderstood, germans were just trying to clean the jews, they were really dirty
21:00 <TheRon> ppl jusy don't get the german sense of humour
21:00 <Matthew> http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/is-this-the-most-shockingly-messy-celebrity-night-out-ever/news-story/1dea8b4a510a6ba8474fb4b734712a18?utm_content=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=EditorialSF&utm_source=News.com.au&utm_medium=Facebook
21:00 <TheRon> just
50:00 <Matthew> i promise you.. i promiseee youuu
51:00 <TheRon> baby let's cruise
02:00 <Matthew> Doodle has left tbh
20:00 <Immutable> no johninja 
20:00 <Immutable> lol
30:00 <Serenity> is that funny?
32:00 <GoldSpade> nothing is safe
34:00 <couleurs> Hi All Hope Everything's Irie
35:00 <amelia> 'greed
35:00 <GoldSpade> hi ame
35:00 <amelia> wot up
36:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qiwvx7vW3_E
36:00 <couleurs> me
36:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Disneyland Death Stare Views: 881,983 Uploader: LackofAwesomeness Uploaded: Jun 16, 2014 Duration: 0m34s Rating: 4.81
36:00 <GoldSpade> what the heck in that
37:00 <GoldSpade> that nerd looks depressed
37:00 <GoldSpade> stebie
37:00 <amelia> that is pretty much how i pictured you to look cereals
39:00 <couleurs> twank u
42:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhZE4mAm0ik
42:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Teddy Cream - Into Your Eyes (Original Mix) Views: 528 Uploader: Minimal Techno Uploaded: Nov 19, 2015 Duration: 3m23s Rating: 5.00
47:00 <Matthew> POKEMON
47:00 <Matthew> GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL
48:00 <zaim> Im only level 4 still
49:00 <zaim> what level are you Matthew?
50:00 <Matthew> I'm at the slot machines in Celadon City
53:00 <British^Meat> on irc?
58:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
58:00 <TheRiddler> Caught a ghastly
59:00 <borednlost> grats :D
00:00 <TheRiddler> And a cold 
01:00 <dematerialised> good evening meels
01:00 <dematerialised> also hello faggots
02:00 <couleurs> hiiiiii
05:00 <TheRiddler> Some could say it's a ghastly cold 
06:00 <amelia> hai @ chu demats
06:00 <Serenity> DR MARTENS BOOTS
06:00 <amelia> when are we going to Spain
07:00 <TheRiddler> Great socks!
07:00 <British^Meat> dr martens dr martens, dr martens boots!
07:00 <Serenity> yay British^Meat
07:00 <TheRiddler> What about Mexico Amelia 
08:00 <amelia> yas we can go there too pls
08:00 <TheRiddler> For authentic burritos
08:00 <amelia> burritos are awaiting our mouth's
08:00 <British^Meat> i am well versed with him and his doings Serenity
08:00 <TheRiddler> And donkey s shows :p
08:00 <amelia> godamnit
08:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
09:00 <Picard> Matthew hello how are you sweetie?
09:00 <British^Meat> speaking of balld fat men....
09:00 <amelia> I almost yacked when i went ping pong show and she pulled a mouse out of hee vjj
09:00 <dematerialised> we're  going to Spain as soon as i get my passport sorted
09:00 <amelia> or maybe it was the budgie
09:00 <Serenity> a what
09:00 <amelia> i dunno but they were both gross
09:00 <Serenity> as in a real animal?
09:00 <Picard> British^Meat hows it going ole mate
09:00 <amelia> YES
09:00 <Serenity> that is fucking revolting
10:00 <dematerialised> ok im going now by
10:00 <amelia> everyone thought the bird died in there cos it wasn't moving when she pulled it out
10:00 <Picard> dematerialised how are u?
10:00 <TheRiddler> Gross
10:00 <amelia> but then it finally got up
10:00 <Serenity> thats not cool hey
10:00 <British^Meat> was this..... inaustralia?
10:00 <amelia> it was fuckin terrible
10:00 <amelia> Thailand
10:00 <TheRiddler> Where did you see that
10:00 <TheRiddler> Oh
10:00 <Serenity> asians are fucking weird
10:00 <Serenity> i dont even care if thats racist
11:00 <TheRiddler> Don't want to fuck that hole
11:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
11:00 <British^Meat> i always get grossed out at those videos of ladies using thier vj's or a-holes as putting greens
11:00 <amelia> its funny cos you break down the crowd into 2 groups; dirty old pervey men & drunk people for a laugh
12:00 <TheRiddler> Why did you go to see such a thing 
12:00 <Picard> why are they weird?
12:00 <amelia> cos you're in thailand you have to
12:00 <TheRiddler> Ok
12:00 <amelia> i did not expect mice & budgies
13:00 <amelia> I thought ping pong balls and material like a fuckin magician
13:00 <Serenity> because people that buy dirty underwear out of vending machines or shove budgies up their cunts are fucking weird
13:00 <amelia> then i ran off to toilets to yack and she stops me cos i gotta pay money to use toilet
13:00 <TheRiddler> Or a rabbit :p
13:00 <amelia> such an experience
13:00 <Serenity> its not a top hat
13:00 <Serenity> stop pulling animals out of it
14:00 <amelia> its always the old washed up mingas that do it
14:00 <TheRiddler> Did you yack on her
14:00 <amelia> then they go on break and the hot lil stunning strippers come out n dance
14:00 <TheRiddler> With dicks probably 
14:00 <amelia> then they fuck off and back to the old ducks shoving things up themselves
14:00 <Serenity> rank
15:00 <TheRiddler> At least a donkey gets something out of it lol
15:00 <amelia> (troppo) stop the fucking lies you attention seeking bullshit artist
15:00 <amelia> hi pliv hun
15:00 <Serenity> lol wtf
16:00 <amelia> godamnit ash donkey sex is not on the cards ok
16:00 <TheRiddler> Ok
16:00 <Serenity>  you attention seeking bullshit artist
16:00 <TheRiddler> Just burritos 
16:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaa
17:00 <amelia> always soso angry
17:00 <Serenity> dude needs to fap more or something
17:00 <Serenity> or less maybe...
17:00 <TheRiddler> You must of hurt him bad
17:00 <amelia> haa
17:00 <amelia> haha
17:00 <British^Meat> is that mayo or pliv?
17:00 <British^Meat> or both?
17:00 <amelia> have you mofos seen 60 Days In
17:00 <amelia> its pliv
17:00 <Serenity> p
17:00 <British^Meat> hah
18:00 <Picard> fuck its cold
18:00 <Picard> 7 degrees, feels like 3
18:00 <TheRiddler> It must be if you can feel it through all that fat
18:00 <Picard> Serenity they do it for the money, 3rd world country what do u expect
19:00 <TheRiddler> I bet you saw something like that while you were there 
23:00 <Picard> nuh, didnt go to a ping pong show
23:00 <Serenity> just a brothel
23:00 <Picard> nuh
24:00 <Picard> massage shop with a $4 happy ending lol
24:00 <Picard> i was going to check out the fishbowl
24:00 <Serenity> vom
24:00 <Picard> never got time
26:00 <TheRiddler> Most action he got in awhile 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
29:00 <TheRiddler> Hai kk
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai riddler - sup
29:00 <TheRiddler> How's you 
29:00 <TheRiddler> Got a cold
29:00 <TheRiddler> Waiting to go home
30:00 <TheRiddler> You?
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… good…. baby check up - all is good. 
30:00 <TheRiddler> Nice 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> convincing the husband to d/l a tv series to watch later on
30:00 <TheRiddler> Fake checkup 
30:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> oops fake check up!
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> oops soz
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> the fake check up after the fake miscarrage 
31:00 <TheRiddler> Yep
31:00 <Picard> TheRiddler are you always a complete fuck head?
31:00 <Picard> why**
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> let it go m8
33:00 <TheRiddler> Just got another tangela
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that a pokemon
34:00 <TheRiddler> Anyways bbs
34:00 <TheRiddler> Yes
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> im just gonna assume anything weird is pokemon :P
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> kk
36:00 <Picard> fucking pokemon
37:00 <couleurs> No Thanks !
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> got to fuck em all… 
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd masterchef in the US :|
42:00 <GoldSpade> how do you get laid  when you cant move
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> google it
43:00 <GoldSpade> ok
45:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
47:00 <TheRiddler> back
47:00 <Picard> fuck off again
48:00 <TheRiddler> no going out to catch pokemon tonight
48:00 <Picard> lol
48:00 <Picard> how old are you?
50:00 <couleurs> 13
50:00 <TheRiddler> hai Mew
50:00 <TheRiddler> have you gots ze pokemon go
51:00 <Loof> Hey mew :)
51:00 <Mew> noooo I finished high school like 30 years ago
52:00 <Mew> hi & hi
52:00 <TheRiddler> but dont you wish you were back in highschol
52:00 <TheRiddler> lol
52:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
53:00 <faux> gday love 
53:00 <Picard> mew
53:00 <Picard> TheRiddler has the mentality of a 14yo
53:00 <faux>  and hes still brighter than you
53:00 <faux> go figure 
53:00 <Picard> unlikely
54:00 <TheRiddler> oh picard is still ignored on this computer lol
54:00 <Picard> sure i am boof.
55:00 <TheRiddler> UK has a new pm
55:00 <TheRiddler> because of brexit
56:00 <couleurs> hope it's a babe
56:00 <TheRiddler> it's a old woman
56:00 <faux> paw patrol paw patrol whenever youre in troubleeee
56:00 <faux> paw patrol paw patrol we'll be there on the doubleeeee
57:00 <faux> NO JOB TOO BIG NO PUP TOO SMALL
57:00 <TheRiddler> get her to start watching authur
57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <faux> she loves spongebob
58:00 <faux> shes watching some ryan kid rn on YouTube 
58:00 <faux> hes asian i think
58:00 <faux> lol
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <faux> driving me nuts
58:00 <faux> im using dads gaming headphones so i can hear my tv show
58:00 <faux> ..
59:00 <couleurs> Talk Sexy 2 Me GaMeR^GrrL
59:00 <TheRiddler> you got my hopes up
59:00 <faux> about what 
00:00 <Loof> Wonder if that new voltron on netflix is any good
00:00 <TheRiddler> thought there was someone here called gamer^grrl
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:00 <faux> rofl
00:00 <couleurs> she's always been here, in my imagination.......
00:00 <faux> HoT
00:00 <TheRiddler> nothing after the orignal is good
00:00 <Loof> Ah
01:00 <Loof> Damn
01:00 <Picard> partay
01:00 <TheRiddler> snow in melbourne
01:00 <Loof> Hail today too :(
01:00 <Loof> Made getting pokemons hell
02:00 <Loof> And none showed up anyway
04:00 <couleurs> Poor Crasy Old Loof
04:00 <under> pogba
04:00 <couleurs> even his imaginary video game friends didn't show up today
04:00 <under> 130 mln
06:00 <couleurs> him overrated
06:00 <TheRiddler> http://kotaku.com/pokemon-go-nudes-are-a-thing-now-1783460692?utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Facebook&utm_source=Kotaku_Facebook&utm_medium=Socialflow
07:00 <Loof> lol
08:00 <Loof> you use the ingress map TheRiddler?
08:00 <Loof> apparently you can use it for pokemon go
08:00 <Loof> to find lure spots
09:00 <Loof> that are far away
10:00 <TheRiddler> nope haven't
10:00 <Loof> http://www.greenbot.com/article/3093974/android/tip-find-pokmon-go-stops-and-gyms-using-the-official-ingress-live-web-map.html
11:00 <Loof> so ccccold :(
16:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/h5POGl30TsA
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: POKESTOP WORLD MAP! Pokemon GO Pokestop Map! Views: 2,586 Uploader: Spawn Trapped Uploaded: Jul 10, 2016 Duration: 3m23s Rating: 4.65
18:00 <Loof> https://www.ingress.com/intel
22:00 <Picard> get a life u cunts, pokemon are for kid
22:00 <Picard> s
22:00 <Loof> lol
23:00 <couleurs> yea
23:00 <Loof> you'd be surprised
23:00 <couleurs> FiFa 4 MeN
35:00 <Serenity> Maurice can you bring me 7 cheeseburgers
35:00 <Serenity> thanks
36:00 <Loof> i had to put nearly an entire big mac in my mouth today when my taxi turned up for maccas a bit early lol
37:00 <Loof> didn't get to wipe my hands before picking up my phone, big mac sauce all over it
37:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <Serenity> last time i ate a burger was in the first week of january
38:00 <Loof> doing well
38:00 <Picard> Serenity is your husband home?
39:00 <Serenity> why would that be any of your concern
39:00 <Picard> just curious, does he work away?
39:00 <Serenity> no.
39:00 <Picard> does he work?
39:00 <Serenity> yes
40:00 <Serenity> why are you being nosey
40:00 <Picard> and he is home every night?
40:00 <Serenity> WHY
40:00 <Picard> answer the question.
40:00 <Serenity> no
40:00 <Picard> your on a rather serious diet/
40:00 <Serenity> im not answering shit until you tell me why youre being a creepy weirdo
40:00 <Picard> ?
40:00 <Serenity> what is your motive picard
41:00 <Picard> life experience is my motive.
41:00 <Serenity> thats not an answer
41:00 <Serenity> what do you want
41:00 <Picard> your home alone, often. suddenly on a diet. wanting to look a little better?
41:00 <Picard> this is all correct
42:00 <Loof> so many pokestops, so little time :(
42:00 <Picard> ?
42:00 <Serenity> im not home alone or suddenly on anything
42:00 <Serenity> or looking for anything
42:00 <Serenity> so we'll go for a 0/3
42:00 <Picard> you have a lot of aline time, spare time?
42:00 <Picard> alone*
42:00 <Serenity> no
42:00 <Picard> and your on a diet.
42:00 <Picard> hrrrmmmmmmm
42:00 <Serenity> Im not sure what you're trying to get at picard lol but you're wrong
42:00 <Picard> so who is he?
43:00 <Serenity> who is who
43:00 <Picard> how long have u been with your husband?
43:00 <Serenity> long enough
43:00 <Picard> ok
43:00 <Picard> thankyou for the answers.
43:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
43:00 <Serenity> I wouldnt fuck you if you had the last working cock on the planet picard
44:00 <Serenity> lets just get that right out there for everyone to see
44:00 <Picard> i wasnt offering
44:00 <GoldSpade> hey Serenity have you got a pic
44:00 <Serenity> not for you
44:00 <Picard> only of her vag GoldSpade
44:00 <GoldSpade> what about Picard
44:00 <Serenity> no
44:00 <GoldSpade> crip?
45:00 <Serenity> how does fuck off sound
45:00 <GoldSpade> cant hear it
45:00 <Picard> here goes the proof Serenity
45:00 <TheRiddler> wb kk
45:00 <Serenity> proof of what
45:00 <Serenity> are you on drugs
45:00 <Picard> woman having a lot of time on her hands. husband not paying her enough attention. 
45:00 <Serenity> are you telling us about your marriage?
45:00 <Picard> woman is a little out of shape after having a few kids.
46:00 <GoldSpade> hehee
46:00 <Serenity> dont tell me your life problems matey
46:00 <Serenity> i dont care
46:00 <Picard> woman suddenly meets a random at the supermarket. 
46:00 <Picard> she needs to impress him, diets and starts to take care of herself again
46:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
47:00 <GoldSpade> picard is funny
47:00 <Loof> quite the imagination
47:00 <Serenity> I feel like this is a one sided cyber session right now
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <TheRiddler> he's horny
47:00 <Picard> then its just an hour or so once every few weeks
47:00 <Maurice> Lol hang on
47:00 <couleurs> Serenity Exposed by Picard 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i feel like this is an ice delusion
47:00 <partay> wait what 
47:00 <Maurice> Is that bowling ball head implying ShadowLurker is cheating on you
47:00 <TheRiddler> and not getting any
47:00 <Picard> then its every week.
47:00 <Serenity> no he is trying to say im cheating on ShadowLurker
47:00 <Serenity> and thats why im losing weight
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <Serenity> and he thinks hes being clever
47:00 <Picard> sometimes a couple times a week.
47:00 <Maurice> I'd like to know where you find the time
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> because nothing motivates you more than a husband not wanting you so you lose weight :| FUCK SAKES
48:00 <TheRiddler> is it really picard or jerome pretending to be picard
48:00 <GoldSpade> ehhe
48:00 <Picard> :P
48:00 <Picard> think im on the money
48:00 <Serenity> i think hes just typing out his fantasies tbh
48:00 <Serenity> its the only thing that makes sense
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> same
48:00 <Maurice> I guess both Picard and his wife are safe from being cheated on, due to not being able to find their genitals
48:00 <faux> rofl
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think he is smoking the ice pipe
48:00 <Loof> you've been watching too many day time soaps picard
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ maurice
48:00 <faux> Dude, wheres my vag
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude!
49:00 <Serenity> or hes pissed off his fat wife wont lose weight so hes trying to make it seem like i have a motive other than myself for doing it
49:00 <Maurice> Be like rutting walrus' when they try boning
49:00 <Serenity> so he doesnt feel as bad
49:00 <Picard> its the biggest "tell" in history. bored housewife suddenly decides she need to look good again
49:00 <faux> stop it Maurice 
49:00 <Maurice> Rofl
49:00 <Maurice> It's not a tell at all you giant cock gobbler
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> watch out serenity… logs are gonna be sent to your hubby soon *touches nose*
49:00 <Serenity> lol
49:00 <Serenity> oh no
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> there will be a mystry man who you’ve been whoring to...
50:00 <Serenity> they can tell him im cheating on him
50:00 <Maurice> He might join in
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> THATS WHY YOU LOST WEIGHT
50:00 <Serenity> lolllllllllll
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> you whore! 
50:00 <Serenity> of course!
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> how very dare you!
50:00 <Serenity> sorry ShadowLurker i lost weight cause im boning someone else
50:00 <faux> LOL
50:00 <Serenity> my bad
50:00 <faux> how very dare you
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> a WOMAN TOO
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> with a dick!
50:00 <Maurice> But dont stress ShadowLurker, she took video for you to jack it to later
50:00 <Loof> lol
50:00 <faux> is it me
50:00 <Serenity> to be fair it'd be a chick if i was doing that
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> FAUX AND SERENITY!
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG 
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> *faints*
50:00 <faux> eXPoSeD
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> *faints*
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> this is better than a current affair!
51:00 <Serenity> i hate it when im eXPoSeD on irc
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> the gold logie goes to Serenity 
52:00 <Serenity> its so inconvenient
52:00 <partay> Picard is offering 
52:00 <Picard> im offering nothing
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> I know, right. And especially when ice trolls go around saying they’re gonna tell your friends and family you use irc
52:00 <Serenity> picards wife cheated on him so now any wife doing anything is a cheater
52:00 <Serenity> obv
52:00 <Picard> nuh Serenity
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> obv!
53:00 <Serenity> yuh
53:00 <Picard> what you are doing is the oldest trick in the book
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <Serenity> is that so
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lord
53:00 <Picard> yes
53:00 <Serenity> are you tryign to expose me
53:00 <Serenity> to save ShadowLurker heart break?
53:00 <Serenity> or are you hoping ill give your fat little pecker a go?
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> hang on a minute…. so your hubby met and married you when you were ‘fat’ serenity? 
53:00 <Clarkson> nothing wrong with a hairy vag i like a good manicured pussy
53:00 <Picard> maybe your not doing it, but its an obvious trait
54:00 <Serenity> no kate i was about the size i am now when we met
54:00 <Picard> nuh Serenity i dont want you
54:00 <Serenity> he married me when i was fat tho
54:00 <Loof> phat
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> right…. so obv he has no issues wif you being fat
54:00 <Serenity> so now im losing weight so i can fuck some dude at coles
54:00 <Serenity> or something
55:00 <ShadowLurker> bbbbaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha
55:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck me sideways
55:00 <Picard> lol
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh yeah coles dudes….!
55:00 <Loof> why else do people go to the supermarket? :P
55:00 <Serenity> apparently its me getting fucked sideways
55:00 <Picard> u shop at coles?
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> shadow…. wait for the irc logs dude.
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure you’ll be sent some soon….
55:00 <Serenity> sorry (supermarket of your choice)
56:00 <Serenity> that better picardo?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> all i can say is, look what ice smoking is doing…
56:00 <Serenity> can we change the story to a hot chick though?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> elaborate stories concocted 
56:00 <Serenity> cause if im sleeping with anyone outside my marriage its not gonna be a dick
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> hot chick wif a dick!
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> Named faux
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> and when you were ‘exercising’ you were really on a plane flying to NSW to fuck faux!
57:00 <Serenity> hell yeah
57:00 <Serenity> good story
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah # truth
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> faux told me
57:00 <Picard> lol
58:00 <Serenity> god any more tales for us piccy?
58:00 <Serenity> that was good
58:00 <ShadowLurker> http://i.imgur.com/kpjOHMd.jpg
58:00 <Loof> lol
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://juliasalbum.com/pasta/ <— i want to eat all of them!
58:00 <Picard> nuh, thats it for tonight
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO @ shadow!
59:00 <Serenity> make sure you let us know if you come up with any more ok
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw just send the logs 
59:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
59:00 <Serenity> hahahah
59:00 <Picard> woman on a diet and wanting to look like they did 15 years ago is the oldest sign in the book though
00:00 <Picard> men are so stupid
00:00 <Serenity> i was 14 15 years ago.. i dont want to look like i was 14
00:00 <Picard> ok in your case 8 years ago
00:00 <Loof> oh man that pasta
00:00 <ShadowLurker> picard does
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> smoke some more ice picard
00:00 <Serenity> roflllllll
00:00 <Serenity> you genuinely think this is happening dont you picard
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s the ice. He has no rational thoughts + brain damage.
01:00 <Picard> perhaps not with you, but it does happen a lot
01:00 <GoldSpade> omg
01:00 <Serenity> lol
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> This is like…. his dimises ….
01:00 <Picard> like i said guysare stupid, most dont see the signs
01:00 <dematerialised> [19:54:48] <Picard> nuh Serenity i dont want you
01:00 <Serenity> so whats the purpose of this whole convo then
01:00 <dematerialised> that's a lie
01:00 <Loof> damn you kate just looking at that webpage is making me gain 10 kilos yummmm!
01:00 <Serenity> youre either saying I am or not
02:00 <Picard> you could be
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> so much awesome food loof!
02:00 <Loof> making me so hungry
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i made thebacon broc past
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> so fucking good
02:00 <Clarkson> I don't even know how I know this shit
02:00 <Loof> i love pasta so much
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> pasta*
02:00 <Serenity> im actually fucking dematerialised irl
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah same
02:00 <Serenity> behind ShadowLurker's back
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> WOT
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> dem is a dick with a dick?
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> I KNEW IT!
02:00 <Picard> and you were correct before, Coles fresh produce department is the place for a stray root
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> because you fuck the veg boys?
03:00 <Loof> hurry up and catch up on wentworth so we can talk about it kate
03:00 <Loof> i dont want to spoiler
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> im up todate!
03:00 <Loof> awwww yeah!
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> is there a new one out tonight?
03:00 <Serenity> this had actually made my night hahah
03:00 <ShadowLurker> plot twist
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> the fucking gov. is a psycho cunt.
03:00 <ShadowLurker> so am i
03:00 <Serenity> has
03:00 <Loof> latest one is when frankie came in to visit bea
04:00 <dematerialised> dont tell ShadowLurker ok
04:00 <Loof> one before it was ferguson drowning bea
04:00 <Serenity> i wont
05:00 <partay> wait what.. Isnt dematerialised a chick ?
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah seen loof
05:00 <Loof> cool
05:00 <dematerialised> yes partay
05:00 <dematerialised> why is this a big deal?
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> and new one tnight?
05:00 <Loof> mmm frankie, pity she's a les
05:00 <partay> its not
05:00 <Loof> lemme check
05:00 <Serenity> as i said if i was having an affair it'd be with a woman
05:00 <Serenity> dematerialised is a woman
05:00 <dematerialised> ^
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> gender bender
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
05:00 <partay> that would explain a lot 
06:00 <Serenity> women are also far more likely to care about weight than men
06:00 <Serenity> you dont need to lose weight to get a root off a man
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> no one wants a fat lez
06:00 <Loof> yeah new ep tonight, torrent probably wont be out until tomorrow
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> damn it!
06:00 <Loof> ikr
06:00 <Serenity> no one wants a fat sweaty dyke crushing their face
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you ge a link, link me ?
06:00 <Loof> k
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> exacly serenity
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> its why i like dick n cake :P
07:00 <Maurice> (20:00:00) (Picard): woman on a diet and wanting to look like they did 15 years ago is the oldest sign in the book though
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can’t spell either
07:00 <Maurice> I was nearly preg 15 yrs ago
07:00 <Maurice> Yuck
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <Serenity> you could weigh 200kg if you have an accessable fanny you can get a root
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> only on irc
07:00 <ShadowLurker> or a mouth
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
08:00 <Maurice> Or an armpit
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> and an ice pipe
08:00 <ShadowLurker> a fat roll
08:00 <Serenity> or a fat roll
08:00 <Serenity> FUCK OFF
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> neck gina 
08:00 <Loof> lol
09:00 <Loof> bbl
09:00 <ShadowLurker> please dont
10:00 <TheRiddler> hai emuls
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://juliasalbum.com/2014/10/butternut-squash-and-bean-chili-recipe/
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i want 300 bowls of this 
14:00 <couleurs> yes
22:00 <Serenity> god that shower was good
23:00 <couleurs> pics
23:00 <partay> shower head?
23:00 <Picard> first one this month?
24:00 <Picard> partay what day are you free next week?
24:00 <TheRiddler> shower is code for word for sex on the side
24:00 <TheRiddler> :p
25:00 <partay> that depends
26:00 <Picard> on what?
26:00 <Serenity> yeah I had my woolworths lover in there while ShadowLurker was in the shed
27:00 <Picard> Coles.
27:00 <Serenity> oh right
27:00 <Serenity> better keep the story straight
27:00 <Picard> yes
51:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
52:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hope those homos in #sydney dont come here too
54:00 <couleurs> Hi All
56:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> this tv show annoys me
56:00 <couleurs> me 2
56:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> cant remember the name
59:00 <couleurs> Same
59:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on
00:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> m8
02:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> n e grls 1r go 4 laksa
03:00 <couleurs> tryin' 2 remember the name of a tv show
04:00 <Doodle> golden girls
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> GGG
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> JOHN THOMPSON 
06:00 <couleurs> thank u
07:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> how i met ur mother
07:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> thats thw show
08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i perfer john Thompson movies
21:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
24:00 <couleurs> llllllllllllllllloool
27:00 <couleurs> loooooooooooooool
32:00 <Serenity> olllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.mamamia.com.au/drunk-tarzan-review/
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> need to see tarzan!
36:00 <couleurs> him hot abs n leaf pants
36:00 <couleurs> 5 stars
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i prob would have alexanders babies 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> damn trueblood ending!
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
43:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
43:00 <couleurs> #pokemongoesmatter
51:00 <Serenity> also fuck you kate
51:00 <Serenity> that pasta link you pasted before hnnngg
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s honestly the best site ever
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> so many delish stuff
53:00 <Serenity> i need all the pasta
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> like legit
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah same!
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> the chicken broc bacon= amazing
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive made that a few times
53:00 <Serenity> haha i was looking at that one
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> its epic
53:00 <Serenity> when i can have bacon again im so gonna make
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just used short cut bacon....
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don’t like fatty bacon anyways…. 
54:00 <Serenity> i love me some shortcut
54:00 <Serenity> errr
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <Serenity> streaky bacon
54:00 <Serenity> is what i was meant to type
54:00 <katatonic_kate01>  naw not a fan....
55:00 <Serenity> also i saw a thing on instagram someone making home made bounties
55:00 <Serenity> hnngg
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> i could eat 800
55:00 <Serenity> same tbh
55:00 <Maurice> My kids hate bounties so they give them all to me :D
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> im watching tutorials of ombre hair (different colours) but hair extentions… who would have thought!
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> with… made with hair extentions…
56:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z8zrxWtifU
56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: M&M's Cookie Mountain Cake (with Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough) from Cookies Cupcakes and Cardio Views: 8,430 Uploader: Cookies Cupcakes and Cardio Uploaded: Jul 12, 2016 Duration: 8m23s Rating: 4.86
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh im off m&m’s atm… i ate some this arvo (too many) ended up feeling ill LOL
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> cool cake tho
57:00 <Serenity> i want an entire bag of peanut m&ms
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw pass
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just need to stick to me crispy m&ms
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> I made Rory a b/day cake wif kitkats round the outside and m&m’s in ze middle a few years ago
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> that was also pretty epic
59:00 <Serenity> an old friend of mine made one of those for ShadowLurker for a few years ago
59:00 <Serenity> but with white kit kats
59:00 <Serenity> was pre good
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah looks awesome
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> someone better bring me cake when this kid is born
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