// #melbourne — 2016-02-20
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16:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
16:58:00 <beehhh> hi dildo queen
16:58:00 <beehhh> put on the strapon for me
16:59:00 <grem> so she can fuck u in the ass?
17:04:00 <beehhh> i would pay
17:04:00 <steven_> lol
17:04:00 <beehhh> hi handsome
17:26:00 <faux> lmaooo
17:26:00 <faux> oh beehhh. hes so special
17:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> very special
17:31:00 <Hanks> Hi
17:36:00 <Hanks> What an ignorant and preoccupied folk
17:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> smd
17:38:00 <Hanks> Smd?
17:38:00 <Hanks> Hi Kat
17:43:00 <Immutable> semi-conductor mounted direct
17:44:00 <Immutable> Hanks, I believe she's hitting on you :P
17:48:00 <Hanks> I have heard that she is very lucky in the looks fepartment
17:48:00 <Immutable> hahhahahahahahahahahhahahhhhahahahhahahha yep
17:48:00 <Hanks> Department
17:48:00 <Immutable> go for it Hanks
17:49:00 <Immutable> I herd she likes guise just lyk u
17:50:00 <Hanks> Think i have a chance
17:51:00 <Immutable> don't think do
17:51:00 <Hanks> They always throw roting fruit @ me
17:51:00 <Immutable> they just don't respect your lack of persistance in the face of abject failure
17:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> *vomit
17:52:00 <Hanks> The hot ones always vomit
17:52:00 <Hanks> They make vomit face
17:52:00 <Immutable> ...
17:53:00 <Hanks> One girl smiled at me today and i think she loves me
17:53:00 <Hanks> It was kind of a smile
17:54:00 <Hanks> No fruit
17:54:00 <Immutable> did you run up to her and get a lock of her hair for the collection?
17:54:00 <Grim> lolz
17:54:00 <Grim> so sad
17:55:00 <Hanks> How do you know about it?
17:56:00 <Hanks> How do you know about my collection
17:56:00 <Immutable> my racism is so strong it makes me psychoic
17:56:00 <Grim> oh no
17:56:00 <Grim> phsycotic?
17:56:00 <Grim> looolz
17:57:00 <Immutable> lol yes
17:57:00 <Hanks> She was very brown
17:57:00 <Grim> hahahahah
17:57:00 <Hanks> But a hole is a hole
17:57:00 <Immutable> say that to katatonic_kate01
17:58:00 <Immutable> she loves romantic shit like that
17:58:00 <Hanks> She will get c4anky
17:58:00 <Grim> lol
17:58:00 <Hanks> Realy
17:58:00 <Hanks> She does?
17:59:00 <Immutable> yeah man that's how you get access
17:59:00 <Hanks> You know her well i bet you have been, lets say, romantic with this Kat
17:59:00 <dematerialised> i once had sex with a marsupia
17:59:00 <dematerialised> l
17:59:00 <Immutable> oh she's not my type
18:00:00 <Hanks> Why not
18:00:00 <Immutable> she's too kinky for me I mean I'm a christian you know
18:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> :}
18:01:00 <Hanks> So you like the second cuming
18:01:00 <Hanks> You look for it
18:01:00 <Hanks> Kinky
18:02:00 <Hanks> Jesus sits on the right hand of god
18:02:00 <Hanks> You get on your knees for the father
18:02:00 <Immutable> sounds like a puppet
18:03:00 <Hanks> A very kinky puppet
18:03:00 <Hanks> Drink the mans blood
18:03:00 <Hanks> Jesus loves you
18:04:00 <Immutable> I'm a good guy I'm a clean guy I'm a good clean guy
18:04:00 <Hanks> Jesus is inside you and that is all that realy matters
18:04:00 <Hanks> So tell me more about the kinky
18:05:00 <Immutable> pls sea above lel
18:05:00 <sport> Hi
18:05:00 <Hanks> Lol
18:05:00 <faux> this is the most cringeworthy conversation i have ever seen on irc
18:06:00 <sport> Mum wouldn't approve of me being here
18:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
18:06:00 <Hanks> Not long on irc hey faux?
18:08:00 <faux> long enough to know this is most cringeworthy convo ive ever seen
18:08:00 <Hanks> Use irc since 99 and be a regular user of the web and then tell me about your very shelterd internet exposure lol
18:08:00 <Immutable> its kinky for him faux
18:12:00 <Hanks> Faux is it true that Kat is hot and goes for guize like me
18:13:00 <Hanks> Because most women throw rotting fruit at me and when a guy is onto a good thing....
18:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> hanks, no fucking chance. Married.
18:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
18:14:00 <Hanks> Me too
18:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s great.
18:15:00 <Hanks> My wife woud cut off my balls and feed them to the dogs
18:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> Go harass the wife
18:15:00 <Hanks> No way
18:16:00 <Hanks> You must think my life should be cut short
18:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> it would be a good thing for irc
18:19:00 <Hanks> That isnt very nice Kat
18:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh well
18:20:00 <Hanks> Anyway i am going to eat dinner and i will talk to you another day when you arent feeling so nasty
18:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome
18:21:00 <locky> lol
18:41:00 <Immutable> craving junk food so hard right now
18:41:00 <Grim> yucck
18:42:00 <British^Meat> hard for junk food
18:42:00 <Immutable> so hawt right now
18:44:00 <Grim> yucckkkkk
18:44:00 <Grim> macfuckshit
18:44:00 <TheRiddler> or even just swapping pics so i can play with it!
18:44:00 <TheRiddler> I don't mind if you want to see it because you're are curious or because you want to laugh and giggle at it. As long as you send pics back i'm happy
18:44:00 <TheRiddler> or even just swapping pics so i can play with it!
18:44:00 <TheRiddler> I don't mind if you want to see it because you're are curious or because you want to laugh and giggle at it. As long as you send pics back i'm happy
18:45:00 <TheRiddler> http://perth.craigslist.com.au/cas/5435778344.html
18:45:00 <TheRiddler> http://perth.craigslist.com.au/cas/5435778344.html
18:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
18:46:00 <Immutable> my leg is shaking right now
18:46:00 <Grim> then cut it off
18:46:00 <TheRiddler> lol who is he trying to fool with that
18:46:00 <TheRiddler> reminds me of the omg confession
18:46:00 <TheRiddler> lol who is he trying to fool with that
18:46:00 <TheRiddler> reminds me of the omg confession
18:47:00 <Immutable> don't deny me grim
18:47:00 <Grim> I wont
18:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
18:47:00 <Grim> do it
18:48:00 <Immutable> I like my damn leg
18:48:00 <Immutable> its got delicious fat in it
18:48:00 <Grim> bit its shaking
18:48:00 <Grim> you must delete it
18:48:00 <Immutable> yeah .....
18:48:00 <Grim> do it
18:48:00 <Immutable> u r rite
18:49:00 <Grim> put it on youtube
18:49:00 <Grim> right too
18:49:00 <Grim> oh fuck
18:49:00 <Grim> that isnt cheese ffs
18:49:00 <Grim> plastic more like ti
18:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
18:49:00 <Grim> it
18:50:00 <Grim> indeed
18:58:00 <Hanks> Hi
18:59:00 <Hanks> Hankin sharp here
19:00:00 <Grim> lol
19:00:00 <Grim> oh my
19:01:00 <Hanks> Hi Grim
19:01:00 <Grim> hello
19:02:00 <Hanks> Hi
19:02:00 <Grim> hanks who wanks
19:02:00 <Hanks> I edge
19:02:00 <Grim> same
19:02:00 <Grim> you must wank to edge
19:02:00 <Grim> ffs
19:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sake, you’re all wankers
19:02:00 <Hanks> But it is different
19:02:00 <Grim> lmao
19:02:00 <Hanks> A up scale wank
19:02:00 <Grim> he is
19:03:00 <Grim> an
19:03:00 <Grim> not a
19:03:00 <Grim> two vowels together
19:04:00 <Hanks> The dirty penis strikes again
19:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> wash it then
19:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
19:05:00 <Hanks> I did
19:07:00 <Hanks> It is dirty by nature
19:07:00 <Hanks> Dances and twitches spurts and spluttera what a carry on
19:10:00 <Hanks> There is a very hot chick who.i have had my eye on for a while now i see her in the city all the time and i am thinking about showing her my penis but i not sure
19:11:00 <Hanks> I want to show
19:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, a drive by flashing in a trench coat
19:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> will work wonders
19:11:00 <Hanks> That would be hot
19:11:00 <Hanks> Thanks Kat
19:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> no worries hopefully you’ll get arressted too
19:12:00 <Hanks> The trench coat would add the inspector gadget theme
19:12:00 <Hanks> Maybe i wont show
19:12:00 <Hanks> I would realy like her to see
19:13:00 <locky> wtf
19:13:00 <locky> she said she's married you flop
19:14:00 <Hanks> You know her?
19:14:00 <locky> yes
19:14:00 <Immutable> yeah wtf
19:14:00 <Hanks> The girl from the city
19:14:00 <locky> yup
19:14:00 <Hanks> All the good ones are married
19:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think you’ve all been smoking too much ice pipe
19:15:00 <locky> lol
19:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> aint no body got time for that
19:18:00 <Picard> who is this hanks character?
19:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> some tard
19:21:00 <Hanks> Hi Picard
19:22:00 <Hanks> Some tard here aka Hankin Sharp
19:24:00 <Picard> gday Hanks
19:25:00 <Picard> are you trying to procreate with kate?
19:25:00 <Hanks> No but someone said she likes guise like me
19:26:00 <Hanks> I was telling Kate about the girl from the city who i have had my eye on for some time now
19:26:00 <Picard> bbl
19:27:00 <Hanks> Kate suggested that i do show this woman my penis and said it would be best done in a trench coat
19:28:00 <Hanks> I thought this would be a great idea untill she said i might get arested
19:29:00 <Hanks> The whole concept of the coat opening and closing, the now you see it now you dont...if you will, is very hot
19:30:00 <Hanks> Kinky too
19:30:00 <Hanks> They said she is kinky
19:33:00 <Hanks> The girl from the city is married they say
19:34:00 <Hanks> I never see her husband
19:37:00 <Hanks> What i realy want is a ciggie mum
19:41:00 <Hanks> Where is everyone? It is Saturday night you all should be on irc having a party
19:41:00 <Grim> hah as if on IRC
19:41:00 <Grim> they be out having fun
19:41:00 <Hanks> Not irc people
19:42:00 <Hanks> No life
19:42:00 <Grim> lol
19:42:00 <Hanks> Irc life
19:42:00 <Hanks> Yo
19:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
20:02:00 <Hanks> The pot is exceptional tonight
20:03:00 <Hanks> I am into the occult
20:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s nice.
20:07:00 <locky> oh no
20:07:00 <locky> she's back
20:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas, yas I am
20:08:00 <locky> prepare for the social butterflies one word responses
20:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed!
20:08:00 <locky> can you feel the warmth emanating from her warm heart?
20:09:00 <locky> probably not because she's the ice queen
20:09:00 <locky> but anyway, let's continue :)
20:10:00 <Hanks> It is like the one hour photo man
20:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, yes I am the ice queen.
20:11:00 <faux> locky play nice or gtfo
20:11:00 <faux> tenks
20:11:00 <locky> i'm just teasing :)
20:11:00 <Hanks> Toold
20:12:00 <locky> i'd be more worried about Hank who wants to show her his penis
20:12:00 <Hanks> I dont want to show Kat my penis
20:12:00 <locky> now now Hanks
20:12:00 <Hanks> I never said i did buster
20:12:00 <locky> keep that dirty penis to yourself
20:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
20:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> if i want to see your cock, i’d ask
20:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> until that day arises keep yo cock in yo jocks
20:14:00 <locky> BOOM.
20:14:00 <locky> Tooooold
20:14:00 <locky> :)
20:14:00 <Hanks> K
20:14:00 <locky> The Ice Queen has spoken
20:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s how it’s done
20:14:00 <locky> hahahaha
20:15:00 <Hanks> I dont want you to see my penis
20:15:00 <faux> phew
20:17:00 <Hanks> Kat suggested that i show the girl from the city my penis
20:17:00 <Gunzenbongz> yay austnet still exists
20:17:00 <Hanks> And to wear a coat
20:18:00 <Hanks> I have had my eye on this chick from the city for a while now i like to view her from a far
20:18:00 <British^Meat> youre a shit user
20:19:00 <Hanks> And i am thinking about moving onto the next stage of our relationship
20:19:00 <Gunzenbongz> i use shit on my garden
20:19:00 <Hanks> But not sure
20:19:00 <Gunzenbongz> is viewing her from afar really a stage in a relationship?
20:20:00 <Hanks> Can i ask if i should show this chick my fuckstick without all the ladies think i am offering
20:20:00 <Hanks> I want to show her my penis b
20:21:00 <Hanks> I bet her name is Trudy
20:21:00 <Hanks> Or Val
20:22:00 <Gunzenbongz> rofl
20:22:00 <Gunzenbongz> wear a trench coat
20:22:00 <Hanks> Locky that goes for you too. You are not going to so my prong either. Ok
20:23:00 <Hanks> Yes Kat said to wear one of those
20:24:00 <Hanks> Looks like locky knows the chick i have been eyeing off from afar. He says she is married. How awk is that
20:25:00 <Hanks> How does he even know it is the same chick
20:26:00 <Hanks> Wierdo
20:32:00 <locky> She doesn't want your love stick.
20:32:00 <locky> She's not into your type, she told me.
20:35:00 <Hanks> It is more red and angry than a picture of love
20:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
20:36:00 <Hanks> No love in the fuckstick
20:36:00 <British^Meat> The user Dirty^Dingo used to say prong...........
20:36:00 <British^Meat> Youre Dirty^Dingo aint cha?
20:36:00 <Hanks> Umm
20:36:00 <Hanks> Yeah
20:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
20:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
20:43:00 <Hanks> Please
20:44:00 <Hanks> Dingo was lude crude and very rude
20:45:00 <Hanks> You still remember Dingo and hold him very dear to your heart dont cha British?
20:47:00 <Hanks> So cute
20:50:00 <Hanks> I can change my irc handle and wd can do that secret thing we would always do in private message just like the good old days
20:51:00 <Hanks> If you arent still cranky at me and have moved on that is fine too
20:52:00 <Picard> lol
20:53:00 <doctor> thought that bloke died
20:54:00 <Hanks> He did
20:54:00 <Hanks> Then Bugadoo was born
20:55:00 <Hanks> She died now it is Hankin Sharp
20:55:00 <Hanks> Bugadoo died after one of the ops in the sex chan got to close and wanted to buy me a ring
20:56:00 <Hanks> Now i am Hankin Sharp, a not so good looking man who is after a root
20:58:00 <Picard> doctor will root you
20:58:00 <Hanks> Hi Doc
20:59:00 <Hanks> Sexual healing baby
20:59:00 <doctor> nah
20:59:00 <doctor> i only have sex with the highest quality prostitutes tyvm
21:00:00 <Hanks> Fine
21:00:00 <doctor> can give you a recommendation for a spicey little asian tramp named Roger
21:00:00 <doctor> huge package on that one, i tells ya what
21:01:00 <Hanks> I will have sex with anyone
21:01:00 <doctor> alright, ill give him your card
21:01:00 <Hanks> I need a good roger
21:02:00 <Hanks> I have a medicare and pension
21:02:00 <Hanks> Which one
21:03:00 <Hanks> Does he need the card or just the number
21:03:00 <Hanks> Do i get a rebate?
21:04:00 <Picard> idiot
21:05:00 <Hanks> Not nice
21:07:00 <doctor> He offers discounts if you let him infect you with HIV
21:10:00 <Picard> Emma hello
21:11:00 <Picard> Hanks, Emma is free and looking for a man
21:11:00 <Hanks> A man? Pffft you have to be joking
21:12:00 <Hanks> Sorry that was Bugadoo
21:13:00 <Hanks> Picard i knew an Emma once and she was a real bitch
21:14:00 <Hanks> So no thanks, as you were.
21:14:00 <TheRiddler> where you from Emma?
21:14:00 <TheRiddler> oh she left
21:15:00 <TheRiddler> hanks cockblock
21:15:00 <Hanks> Wonder if it is the same one
21:15:00 <TheRiddler> doubt it
21:16:00 <Hanks> Picard just used me to get chatting with her
21:17:00 <Hanks> It is like i am a prostitute
21:17:00 <Hanks> To be used and abused
21:21:00 <Hanks> It is a mans world. I refuse to show locky my penis and look how i get treated
21:32:00 <TheRiddler> I bought a gourmet blender thing and I broke a peice from the large blender
21:34:00 <TheRiddler> not sure if I should return it or just glue it back on
21:47:00 <doctor> ask for the part to be replaced
21:47:00 <TheRiddler> got it from target
21:47:00 <TheRiddler> was only 29
21:48:00 <TheRiddler> I think I'll just return it
21:48:00 <TheRiddler> I thought the piece wasn't that important but it actually is
21:50:00 <Picard> lol $29 blender
21:50:00 <Picard> buy a blendtec
21:50:00 <TheRiddler> .
21:50:00 <TheRiddler> why buy anything else
21:51:00 <Picard> why not?
21:51:00 <Doodle> Picard hasnt been able to eat solid food since before the war
21:51:00 <Doodle> he knows his blenders
21:51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:51:00 <TheRiddler> he's that governor from monkey island 2
21:51:00 <Picard> before what war?
21:52:00 <Doodle> ww2 obv
21:52:00 <Picard> ok
21:52:00 <TheRiddler> http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/monkeyisland/images/3/3d/20-mi_16_18.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120425191628
21:54:00 <Doodle> lolol
21:55:00 <doctor> mmm delicious
21:55:00 <faux> that dudes got more hair lol
21:55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:09:00 <Picard> TheRiddler when is the next holiday?
22:14:00 <Picard> dude?
22:14:00 <Zade> when is your next holiday Picard?
22:23:00 <Picard> june
22:23:00 <Picard> not sure if we will leave in the 24th or the 25th
22:24:00 <Zade> where are you going?
22:24:00 <Picard> singapore and phuket
22:24:00 <TheRiddler> more ladybois
22:25:00 <Picard> projecting fat boy?
22:25:00 <Zade> i liked singapore
22:27:00 <Zade> although everything is the same price as here
22:29:00 <Picard> im looking forward to it
22:29:00 <Picard> cleanest city in the world
22:31:00 <Picard> where is faux?
22:32:00 <Zade> also really safe
22:33:00 <slower> she is cowering in the corner, after you told her of last night
22:34:00 <slower> of=off
22:35:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
22:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
22:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
22:36:00 <TheRiddler> not much
22:37:00 <TheRiddler> you?
22:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> just watched vikings new series
22:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yassss
22:37:00 <TheRiddler> cool
22:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup
22:37:00 <TheRiddler> I need to watch season 2 still
22:37:00 <TheRiddler> I have it on bluray but not seen it yet
22:40:00 <Picard> slower im starting to like u
22:44:00 <slower> now you got me worried
22:45:00 <Serenity> good luck son
22:45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:45:00 <slower> lol
22:47:00 <Serenity> its ok they all look the same from behind
22:47:00 <slower> hahaha
22:47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:48:00 <Picard> hahahaaa
22:49:00 <Picard> thats a romper comment Serenity
22:49:00 <Picard> nuh slower im not after butt this week :P
22:50:00 <Serenity> plz
22:50:00 <Serenity> romper wishes he was as witty as me
22:50:00 <Picard> had some today :)
22:50:00 <Picard> romper always used that comment
22:51:00 <Serenity> never saw him say it
22:51:00 <Picard> "whats the difference between a 14yo boy and girl"? "nothing they all loook the same on their stomach"
22:51:00 <Serenity> he'd know i spose
22:52:00 <Picard> no idea
22:52:00 <Serenity> its terrible when you start to miss the old trolls
22:52:00 <Picard> lol
22:52:00 <Picard> i wonder if he is till alive
22:52:00 <Picard> ling ling might have killed him
22:52:00 <Serenity> he was a big lad, he may have hd a heart attack by now
22:53:00 <Picard> yeah
22:53:00 <Serenity> he was an anfrew too wasnt he
22:53:00 <Serenity> he was that fred bear
22:53:00 <Serenity> andrew
22:53:00 <Serenity> or* ffs
22:54:00 <TheRiddler> wait fred bear was stomper?
22:54:00 <Serenity> no
22:54:00 <TheRiddler> oh
22:54:00 <Picard> he was andrew, he wasnt fred bear
22:54:00 <TheRiddler> err
22:54:00 <TheRiddler> I mean romper
22:54:00 <TheRiddler> not stomper
22:54:00 <Serenity> they all had the same name
22:54:00 <Serenity> but they were diff people
22:54:00 <TheRiddler> stomper is the kiwi
22:54:00 <TheRiddler> what happen to him
22:54:00 <Serenity> stompin is brad
22:54:00 <Serenity> from nz
22:55:00 <TheRiddler> oops
22:55:00 <TheRiddler> I meant stompin
22:55:00 <Serenity> he was on a few weeks ago
22:55:00 <TheRiddler> ah ok
22:55:00 <Serenity> but i didnt mean to say that fred bear was stomper i was meant to say 'or was that fred bear'
22:55:00 <TheRiddler> oh
22:56:00 <Picard> he was still alive in nov-2015
22:56:00 <Serenity> whats his last name
22:56:00 <Serenity> wait dont say that here
22:56:00 <Picard> lool chucky is store manager, wtf
22:57:00 <Picard> pm me
22:57:00 <Serenity> he was andy too wasnt he lol
22:57:00 <Serenity> WHATS WITH THE ANDREWS
22:57:00 <Picard> yes
22:57:00 <Picard> lol
22:57:00 <Picard> popular name in the 70's i guess lol
22:59:00 <Serenity> must have been
22:59:00 <Picard> u find it?
22:59:00 <Serenity> nah theres like 242342 of them lol
22:59:00 <Serenity> im trying to look through
23:00:00 <Picard> go to chuckys, and he has commented on a pic
23:00:00 <Serenity> ahh
23:02:00 <Serenity> i think i might have chicky blocked
23:02:00 <Serenity> chucky
23:02:00 <Picard> ok
23:03:00 <Serenity> does romper still look like an oversized turtle
23:04:00 <Picard> he has an old pic
23:07:00 <Picard> katatonic_kate01 is partay
23:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> like fuck i am
23:08:00 <Picard> you join together, one and the same
23:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> have you been smoking the ice pipe again?
23:12:00 <TheRiddler> he cant afford ice because all his money is tied up
23:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, right… *nods*
23:13:00 <Picard> TheRiddler i could buy you with my lunch money
23:23:00 <British^Meat> lol
23:26:00 <TheRiddler> well I'm not for sell sorry
23:27:00 <Q{{> what about rental?
23:27:00 <TheRiddler> nope
23:29:00 <Picard> english?
23:29:00 <Picard> i understand its not your first language
23:32:00 <TheRiddler> .
23:33:00 <faux> I'm not for sell
23:34:00 <TheRiddler> sale sell
23:34:00 <TheRiddler> stfu :p
23:34:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin faux?
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> selling her self
23:35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:35:00 <TheRiddler> I'm about to watch arrow
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame
23:35:00 <faux> u stfu fukn bash ya head in m8
23:35:00 <faux> arrow rules
23:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
23:36:00 <TheRiddler> I was watching the flash in philippines
23:36:00 <faux> have you watched it
23:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes
23:36:00 <faux> well you watch the walking dead your opinion is invalid
23:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah ditto with friken arrow
23:36:00 <faux> lolll
23:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
23:37:00 <grem> arrow == the dump i took this morning
23:37:00 <grem> a steaming pile of turd
23:37:00 <Skirmish> whoa I only just got here.
23:37:00 <TheRiddler> so oliver has the beard for 2mins
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> is oliver ya mum?
23:38:00 <British^Meat> Indeed, i got through half of season one and that was more than enough
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> oliver queen is green arrow
23:38:00 <faux> lol
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohhh
23:39:00 <Serenity> the walking dead is sooooo booooinggg
23:39:00 <Picard> philippines is a long way to travel to watch tv
23:39:00 <British^Meat> never watched it, but probably is
23:39:00 <TheRiddler> my brother has the first 3 seasons
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> but arrow is better?
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> like fuck!
23:39:00 <Serenity> i dont know i havent watched arrow
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> That’s cool - you’ve got lame arrow and i’ve got walking dead!
23:39:00 <TheRiddler> you mum is a long way to fuck too but many take journey
23:39:00 <Clarkson> fuck firefox is shit
23:39:00 <TheRiddler> +the
23:40:00 <faux> lmao
23:40:00 <Skirmish> New seasons of vikings airs soon. You can all keep your ghey shows.
23:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> soon lol
23:40:00 <British^Meat> Ooo, yes now thats a good show
23:40:00 <faux> i watched 20 mins of the first ep of TWD and i couldnt keep me eyes open
23:40:00 <grem> vikings is out
23:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> watched it tonigth!
23:40:00 <grem> ur a bit slow
23:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> g-
23:40:00 <Skirmish> I thought it was march? brb
23:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> prob was
23:40:00 <faux> lol
23:40:00 <Serenity> i struggled through the first season and it was just so lame
23:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> hello internet
23:41:00 <Serenity> almost every ep was the same
23:41:00 <British^Meat> its on SBS2 soon
23:41:00 <grem> lol
23:41:00 <British^Meat> but might already be out elsewhere
23:41:00 <TheRiddler> so why does his sis follow his brother as a super hero
23:41:00 <grem> tory it up yo
23:41:00 <TheRiddler> faux
23:41:00 <TheRiddler> do I get to find out
23:42:00 <grem> do they get some sis bro action
23:42:00 <Skirmish> Thank you grem. Only missed it by a day
23:42:00 <grem> aaww yis
23:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> outsiders is pretty good to… if you like hicks and moonshine
23:43:00 <TheRiddler> watch carnivale
23:43:00 <TheRiddler> even tho it's unfinished
23:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yah… did
23:43:00 <TheRiddler> wait
23:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i think i got sick n’ tired of it
23:43:00 <TheRiddler> is it unfinished
23:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the other one
23:43:00 <TheRiddler> because I've only seen season 1
23:44:00 <faux> yes you find our
23:44:00 <faux> out
23:44:00 <TheRiddler> ah ok
23:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> boardwalk or something like that
23:44:00 <British^Meat> ...empire
23:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
23:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> yah that
23:44:00 <TheRiddler> the black list looks good
23:45:00 <faux> the blacklist is incredible
23:45:00 <faux> also how to get away with murder
23:47:00 <MrMark> u behaving katatonic_kate01?
23:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
23:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m on cam at the moment having sex
23:47:00 <Clarkson> Lee: I bet you look at this cunt carrying on now and wonder what the fuck you were doing lol
23:48:00 <TheRiddler> link!
23:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> as you can tell, i’m multi tasking
23:48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:48:00 <MrMark> yawn
23:48:00 <British^Meat> Lee, hah, wasnt she a unit
23:49:00 <Serenity> i think shes had like 15 kids since she was here last
23:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
23:50:00 <British^Meat> lol
23:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> to an irc lover?
23:50:00 <Serenity> i dont think he is actually
23:52:00 <partay> fuck me
23:52:00 <faux> no ty
23:53:00 <partay> we had a fire drill at work thurs.. I had to walk down 33 storeys
23:53:00 <faux> better down than up
23:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> first world problems
23:53:00 <partay> i normally will stair it 2 up, 3 down and lift for everything else
23:54:00 <partay> my legs are sore
23:54:00 <faux> lol in hosp i refused to use the elevators and voluntarily walked up and down 7 flights of stairs
23:54:00 <faux> i think th nurse wanted to kill me
23:54:00 <Serenity> rofl
23:54:00 <Serenity> she would have been cursing you
23:54:00 <faux> lol
23:54:00 <faux> she was so nice actually
23:54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:54:00 <faux> you know the chick i met in there
23:55:00 <Serenity> YEAH
23:55:00 <Serenity> wow
23:55:00 <Serenity> -caps
23:55:00 <faux> she messahed me last week last shes back in hosp
23:55:00 <TheRiddler> there was no elevator at the hotel
23:55:00 <faux> shes like THE NURSES REMEMBER US
23:55:00 <Serenity> oh :(
23:55:00 <faux> lol
23:55:00 <Serenity> hahah
23:55:00 <faux> im likenprobs cos we were so loud
23:55:00 <TheRiddler> aww
23:55:00 <faux> we just listened to music on the lappy in tje ward
23:55:00 <faux> so annoying
23:56:00 <Serenity> i sometimes think being a nurse would be cool
23:56:00 <faux> lmao sez im laughing so hard at YEAH
23:56:00 <faux> full yelling
23:56:00 <faux> yeah no
23:56:00 <Serenity> then i rememberd you'd have to touch people.. and poke peoples balls n shit
23:56:00 <Serenity> yuck
23:56:00 <partay> nursing would suck
23:56:00 <faux> i totally admire the work thy do
23:56:00 <TheRiddler> yep
23:56:00 <faux> but when i was in there and saw the shit thy do
23:56:00 <faux> i was like yeno
23:57:00 <faux> i woke up onemornint to the smellof SHIT
23:57:00 <faux> the 90 yr old across me shit herself
23:57:00 <faux> all over the floor
23:57:00 <faux> omg
23:57:00 <Serenity> oh my god nooo
23:57:00 <partay> i could see Serenity with the cold spoon
23:57:00 <faux> lmao
23:57:00 <Serenity> like
23:57:00 <TheRiddler> gross
23:57:00 <faux> instead of spraying air freshener the nurses are clwaning it up
23:57:00 <Serenity> if someone spewed on me as a nurse
23:57:00 <faux> and im reachinf for my perfume
23:57:00 <Serenity> id suffocate them with a pillow
23:58:00 <faux> spraying it everywhere
23:58:00 <faux> lolol
23:58:00 <faux> yeah and in tje midle of tje nigjt
23:58:00 <faux> id buzz the nurse for eyedrops
23:58:00 <faux> cos aircon dried me eyes
23:58:00 <faux> i felt socbad likeci imagined them chilling
23:58:00 <faux> and all they hear is BEEEEEEP
23:59:00 <Serenity> hahaha
23:59:00 <partay> one of those patients
23:59:00 <faux> lol shut up they loved me
23:59:00 <partay> come and fluff my pillow
23:59:00 <faux> i went for walks with the nurses at night
23:59:00 <faux> theu were seriously so nice
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