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02:00 <MrMark> u ppl r soooo boring
02:00 <couleurs> u wanna fkn go me?
03:00 <MrMark> fuck u
05:00 <couleurs> winky dinky
05:00 <MrMark> winky!!
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking of….
08:00 <MrMark> r we all still awake
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
09:00 <MrMark> burp
09:00 <MrMark> sleep ircding
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
10:00 <MrMark> yawn
31:00 <Serenity> do u ever wonder what other people are doing when theyre on irc.. like what are all their computery type tasks
32:00 <MrMark> masturbating
34:00 <kinda_boringmale> ill go with masturbating too
38:00 <Doodle> guillll-teeee
39:00 <MrMark> masturbating!!!
39:00 <MrMark> spllooooooooooooogfe!!
47:00 <Serenity> that almost makes me want to leave forever, thinking of you all touching your devilware
50:00 <Doodle> hisssss
53:00 <Maurice> There is absolutely fuck all on tv
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://123movies.to/film/the-legend-of-tarzan-2016-14031/
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> just watched it
58:00 <Serenity> im debating having a shot of tequila
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> tastes like ass
03:00 <Meme^King> ^
13:00 <Serenity> heathens
14:00 <MrMark> im not usually this pissed..but i started late cos i seeen a movie at 7 with my girl
15:00 <Meme^King> [20:41:32] <amsy> ty v much 4 doin the dishes ty v much ty v v v much
15:00 <Meme^King> i dont think anyone else got that
15:00 <Meme^King> :(
15:00 <Meme^King> oldschool
17:00 <Maurice> Thank you very much for taking us camping?
20:00 <Meme^King> yes
23:00 <Serenity> sung to the tune of telethon
39:00 <Doodle> ty v much just 4 bangin my mrs
40:00 <Doodle> sung to the tune of Maurice's husband
40:00 <Maurice> :o
41:00 <Serenity> lol
34:00 <\^aLiEn8D_ROMEO> ::
35:00 <\^aLiEn8D_Romeo> hi xm
35:00 <\^aLiEn8D_Romeo> anyone awake?
10:00 <British^Meat> im the first real person to type since 1:11 sa time
15:00 <Doodle> O_o
23:00 <Serenity> doodle killed #melbourne
23:00 <Serenity> just like #facebook
28:00 <Doodle> did not
36:00 <zaim> im back home from work everyone
02:00 <TheRon> sometimes you can't make it on your own
03:00 <Loof> maybe you cant
09:00 <TheRon> Thriller!
21:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: wanna hear my joke of the day?
22:00 <TheRiddler> Ok
22:00 <TheRon> Richmond!
22:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
23:00 <TheRiddler> I saw the score
23:00 <TheRon> witches hats
24:00 <TheRon> basketcase and dimma still has 2 more years to go
25:00 <TheRiddler> That's if they don't find a way to sack him
26:00 <TheRon> is poor job performance one way to sack him?
26:00 <TheRiddler> No one except him and Buckley are in the firing line
27:00 <TheRon> both got contracts
27:00 <TheRiddler> On and lippistch or however it's spelt
27:00 <TheRon> leppa
27:00 <TheRiddler> Maybe he has a clause to keep in finals contention
28:00 <TheRon> if only eddie boning buckley had a different meaning
28:00 <TheRiddler> Next year Goodwin is running the dees
28:00 <TheRon> goodwin has everything in place
28:00 <TheRiddler> Yep
29:00 <TheRon> melbourne just needs consistency, their best is very good
30:00 <TheRiddler>  A couple more drafts will help
32:00 <TheRon> a jaeger o'meara?
33:00 <TheRon> i think jaeger's nickname is the bomb
34:00 <TheRon> but i could be wrong
37:00 <TheRiddler> Jaeger bomb
49:00 <TheRiddler> Bvl
49:00 <TheRiddler> Bbl
07:00 <TheRon> tonight you're gonna go down in flames just jesse james
08:00 <TheRon> GoldSpade: you seen jane bunn?
08:00 <GoldSpade> not since early this morning
08:00 <GoldSpade> why is that
09:00 <TheRon> just curious
09:00 <TheRon> she has bigguns
09:00 <GoldSpade> real?
09:00 <TheRon> yes!
09:00 <GoldSpade> hmm well thats good isnt it
10:00 <TheRon> she knows stuff about the weather
11:00 <GoldSpade> ahh I'll tell you what...the weather girls on perth tv have started wearing slut wear
11:00 <GoldSpade> cut down tops
11:00 <GoldSpade> see the sides of their boobns
11:00 <TheRon> so blokes have no idea what the weather will be
12:00 <GoldSpade> I wonder if these birds get horny while telling the weather
12:00 <TheRon> blokes watch the news to watch the weather
12:00 <GoldSpade> thats right....looks like something from a nightclub some of them
12:00 <TheRon> whats better, perth girls or california girls??
13:00 <GoldSpade> i havent fucked any california girls TheRon...so im not sure 
13:00 <TheRon> fair enough
14:00 <TheRon> as long as they're not adelaide girls
14:00 <GoldSpade> but if david lee roth can write good song about them...they must be pretty good
14:00 <GoldSpade> whats wrong with adelaide girls
14:00 <TheRon> beach boys but hey just being picky
14:00 <GoldSpade> yes your right
15:00 <TheRon> adeliade girls are always half an hour behind
15:00 <GoldSpade> haha
15:00 <GoldSpade> well perth ones are even more behind
16:00 <TheRon> but in adelaide it's like 30 years behind
16:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
16:00 <GoldSpade> well there is always the football
16:00 <GoldSpade> if you're into that
16:00 <TheRon> they haven't got the internet yet so, yeah
18:00 <TheRon> did you know there are like checkpoints on the south australia victora border, checking cars just to make sure the cars are tehirs
18:00 <GoldSpade> omg
18:00 <GoldSpade> that is silly
18:00 <GoldSpade> but they have a point I guess
18:00 <TheRon> not really south australians steal cars
19:00 <GoldSpade> hehe you really dont like it there do you
19:00 <TheRon> been to adelaide once
19:00 <TheRon> it was enough
19:00 <TheRon> best part was the highway home
19:00 <GoldSpade> looking at jane bird...shes quite the cock teaser hey
20:00 <TheRon> ballarat girl
20:00 <TheRon> local girl
21:00 <GoldSpade> hmm yes not too bad at all
21:00 <TheRon> did you get a side on shot?
22:00 <GoldSpade> im looking at google images...getting all sorts of shots on that
22:00 <TheRon> she's a professional
23:00 <GoldSpade> what you reckon...DD tits
23:00 <GoldSpade> at least
23:00 <TheRon> yeah d's
23:00 <TheRon> she's got a lot of talent, up front!
23:00 <GoldSpade> they are friggen huge
24:00 <TheRon> i'd like to say they grow em huge in ballarat but she's an anomoly 
24:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
25:00 <TheRon> ballarat strippers ain't much chop
26:00 <GoldSpade> why is that
26:00 <TheRon> butter faces
26:00 <GoldSpade> hey check this out
26:00 <GoldSpade> http://www.filmbokep69.com/download-pic/jane-bunn-breast/id-aHR0cDovL2ZvcnVtcy5hdXNjZWxlYnMubmV0L2FjbmV0LWltYWdlcy82NDM1MS9qYW5lLWJ1bm4tMTc0OTQ5LmpwZw==.html
26:00 <GoldSpade> nice
27:00 <TheRon> that top is amazing
27:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
27:00 <GoldSpade> alot of cockteasing there
28:00 <TheRon> i lost a pen down there once
28:00 <GoldSpade> heheh
28:00 <GoldSpade> she wears that black thing...I think its a hold up thing to make her tits stand out
28:00 <GoldSpade> mini skirt or  something
30:00 <GoldSpade> she must be quite the tit fucker
32:00 <GoldSpade> yes it wouldnt take long to cum into those babys
32:00 <GoldSpade> melons
32:00 <GoldSpade> whatever
32:00 <TheRon> on channel seven she often wears this tight fitting black black dress
33:00 <TheRon> shows off every curve
33:00 <GoldSpade> ahh thats what it is
33:00 <GoldSpade> I couldnt see it fully
34:00 <GoldSpade> maybe thats where all this perth weather tv weather cock teasing is coming from
34:00 <GoldSpade> shes inspired it all!
34:00 <TheRon> we our weather from perth
35:00 <GoldSpade> 10,000 likes and Jane bunn will do her last weather forecast nude
35:00 <GoldSpade> Just For Fun
35:00 <GoldSpade> from facebook
35:00 <GoldSpade> heheh
35:00 <TheRon> how many views you reckon for that?
36:00 <GoldSpade> there are only 49 so far
36:00 <TheRon> seems wrong
36:00 <GoldSpade> shes like a rock star
37:00 <GoldSpade> just imagine if she did porn
37:00 <GoldSpade> ditch the weather 
37:00 <GoldSpade> porn is a more suitable career for her
40:00 <TheRon> short career though
40:00 <GoldSpade> why
40:00 <TheRon> big boobs gets lower
40:00 <GoldSpade> ohh
41:00 <TheRon> ask serenity
41:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
41:00 <TheRon> :P
41:00 <GoldSpade> I dont need to
42:00 <GoldSpade> im looking at janes face book page 
42:00 <TheRon> impressive ey
42:00 <GoldSpade> with her different out fits
43:00 <GoldSpade> hm was expecting more cock teasing
43:00 <GoldSpade> to be honest
43:00 <TheRon> she's not a maxim model
44:00 <GoldSpade> I dont think many guys  or lesbians would pay much attention to her weather forcast
44:00 <GoldSpade> I wouldnt personally
45:00 <Serenity> TheRon that was creepy. please dont ty
45:00 <TheRon> i got no idea what she says
45:00 <GoldSpade> its a bit hard with those kockers in your tv
45:00 <TheRon> i'm sorry
52:00 <TheRon> i hope collingwood wins
53:00 <TheRon> saying that seems so wrong
08:00 <Doodle> https://media.giphy.com/media/26tPgOD5tdTmFt4fC/giphy-downsized-large.gif
08:00 <Doodle> 4 Fennec_Fox
08:00 <Doodle> ;(
11:00 <British^Meat> that gif, and that footage just fucking annoys me
11:00 <Clarkson> bottom of your shit balls status
11:00 <British^Meat> that smug fucker
11:00 <British^Meat> fuck you Clarkson
11:00 <Clarkson> yeah thats some funny shit
20:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LN6Ebj54xg
33:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw
51:00 <Serenity> that gif makes me lolcopter
59:00 <Serenity> =
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
52:00 <MrMark> its saturday!!!!!super duper party time!!!!!
07:00 <couleurs> Hi All
35:00 <LollyCock> !
35:00 <LollyCock> !!
37:00 <LollyCock> dont brake 
38:00 <LollyCock> hm thats how you spell car brake isnt it
38:00 <LollyCock> broke
41:00 <LollyCock> tell you what...that Luwaxana has no sense of humour
42:00 <LollyCock> shes probably never been laid
42:00 <LollyCock> mmm most likely
52:00 <couleurs> shut teh hell up
52:00 <LollyCock> hehee
52:00 <LollyCock> ok
52:00 <LollyCock> I will zip it shut
52:00 <LollyCock> hehehehe
52:00 <LollyCock> get it
10:00 <LollyCock> .
10:00 <robot> k
10:00 <Meme^King> nyeeeeow
12:00 <amsy>  indeed
13:00 <Meme^King> i just got back from a long drive, came across some cropdusting planes randomly in a remote country town
13:00 <Meme^King> the one plane kept showing off for me
13:00 <Meme^King> it was awesome
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> aliens!
17:00 <Meme^King> nah just two Ayres Thrush's
17:00 <couleurs> hi amsy i made fantastic noodle :g
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> oi
18:00 <amsy> hi cc :f
18:00 <robot> congrats colours now u have to make the rest of them
18:00 <couleurs> hi robout thank's
18:00 <amsy> noodle would be nice
18:00 <Picard> gday
19:00 <couleurs> did u get it on yer dash cam Meme^King 
19:00 <couleurs> Speaking of Noodle...
19:00 <Meme^King> yeah i recorded it couleurs
19:00 <couleurs> SiK
19:00 <Meme^King> he did a flyby for me, no more than 10-15m away i'd say
19:00 <Meme^King> it was pretty awesome
19:00 <Meme^King> i started breathing heavily
20:00 <couleurs> HoT
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
20:00 <amsy> oh man
20:00 <faux> oh man
20:00 <couleurs> man oh
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i caught up wif friends and drank coffee all arvo….. weeeeee
20:00 <faux> is mem king demat
20:00 <Meme^King> i took a shitton of pics of him flying by too
21:00 <Meme^King> i <3 planes
21:00 <faux> me whois isnt worken
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> and planned me b/day dinner!
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah faux
21:00 <faux> tysm
21:00 <amsy> we were at some german radar installment from ww2 and had fighter jets do a really close fly by
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> (i assume)
21:00 <amsy> we saw a few up north, they must have been on training exercises
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> tanks 
22:00 <faux> welcoem
22:00 <couleurs> i'd like 2 do a fly by on amsy if u no what i mean 
22:00 <Picard> pokemon
22:00 <faux> me 2
22:00 <amsy> :3
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> clam your farm colours
22:00 <faux> clam it
22:00 <faux> futbal hed
22:00 <amsy> clam ur flam
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEAH CLAM it (fail)
22:00 <faux> scalf
22:00 <robot> how we doin kids
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> alive
23:00 <amsy> good tnx n u
23:00 <faux> some idiet was selling a 'scalf' on fb
23:00 <amsy> lolll
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah how you doin’ robot?
23:00 <robot> alrite thx
23:00 <robot> n u
23:00 <faux> im burpin oranges 
23:00 <faux> delicious
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot!
24:00 <amsy> good thx n u
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me, how old is iggy pop?
24:00 <Clarkson> My memory is the worst fucking issue for me
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> 90?
24:00 <faux> 91
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
24:00 <faux> damn
24:00 <faux> now i want a push pop
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> on ch 10atm
24:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/MZcWpj5.gifv
24:00 <couleurs> me
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate watermelon flavor push pops
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> (i think you could get em?)
25:00 <amsy> i hate watermelon flavoured things
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> same
25:00 <faux> what
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> melon anything
25:00 <faux> theyre the best u weirdos
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> vom
25:00 <faux> strawbs watermelon cherries mm
25:00 <amsy> i love watermelon
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> cherry is the best
25:00 <robot> which 1 r u colours
25:00 <amsy> hate the fake flavouring
25:00 <faux> charry chapstack
26:00 <faux> i love it
26:00 <amsy> also hate cherry flavouring
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah hate fake flavouring for orange too
26:00 <Serenity> HIGUYS
26:00 <faux> omgosh watermelon starburst polio 
26:00 <faux> uh
26:00 <faux> lollipops
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> HAI!
26:00 <robot> hi
26:00 <amsy> polio
26:00 <faux> smd
26:00 <robot> sega mega drive
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> i <3 starbursts
26:00 <couleurs> what's your gfs nick robet
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS
26:00 <Serenity> omfg
27:00 <Serenity> if he pms me about his chicken sandiwches again
27:00 <Serenity> i may cry
27:00 <faux> Pr*s*d*nt_Ch*mp
27:00 <amsy> lol
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol wtf
27:00 <robot> my gf isnt on irc
27:00 <Serenity> he pms me eery time he gets banned and talks about food
27:00 <faux> lolllllol
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup with peeps being so fucking random here
27:00 <faux> just ate a HAM AND CHEESE CROISSANT
28:00 <Serenity> [1:48pm] <President_Trump> says im banned? how come?
28:00 <Serenity> [1:54pm] <President_Trump> cant cope with this ban sez, im going to go buy a 2 litre bottle of COKE ZERO
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ serenity
28:00 <faux> Lmao
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
28:00 <faux> He kills me
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd. KILL HIM
28:00 <amsy> lolll
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> don’t you have the power to…. z line him or somethimg
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> if not, who the fuck does?
28:00 <amsy> i really want a ham n cheese croissant
29:00 <couleurs> i had 1 of those yesterday
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> I just had hot chocolate… the jarrah one…THE BEST
29:00 <British^Meat> french toast would be cool
29:00 <amsy> lol jarrah
29:00 <faux> i had ORANGE AND CINNAMON TEA
29:00 <amsy> forgot that existed
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> depends how you make french toats
29:00 <couleurs> i'm going 2 start a foodstergram
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> amsy, it’s the best
29:00 <British^Meat> savoury, all the way
29:00 <Meme^King> http://imgur.com/jKBez25
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> the 99% fat free one….
29:00 <Meme^King> pic of the plane doing a pass
29:00 <Meme^King> :)
30:00 <faux> toats
30:00 <faux> French Toats
30:00 <amsy> nice 1
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> is the best faux :P
30:00 <faux> i am teh best tysm
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> my fingers are still fat ok, i can’t type. DONT JUDGE ME
30:00 <faux> hehe
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
30:00 <faux> pix of fat
31:00 <couleurs> 99% fat free toats
31:00 <amsy> i think its muscle memory
31:00 <amsy> from typing totes
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> can’t fit on the picture
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> I still can’t wear me wedding / engagment rings 
31:00 <faux> some fat chick on youtube you linked me came up in my recommended vids
31:00 <amsy> French toats *rolls eyes* NEXT!
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
31:00 <faux> im like ffs k8
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
31:00 <couleurs> toats ma goats
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay for fattehs on youtube
31:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> SMD!
32:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker printed me out a clip thiong for my wedding rings so i can still wear em
32:00 <faux> she eas talking about food
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> a what?
32:00 <Serenity> oh
32:00 <faux> im like way tocbreak the stereotype lady
32:00 <Serenity> A CLIP to make me rings smaller
32:00 <faux> A CLIP
32:00 <President_Trump> morning all
32:00 <couleurs> i wanna print out food 2 now that would b cool
32:00 <faux> TOBLERONE
33:00 <Serenity> COKE ZERO
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah… how does that work?
33:00 <faux> DIY pizza couleurs 
33:00 <President_Trump> lolollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
33:00 <Serenity> we have a 3d printer kate
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> attach to ring, and it makes the ring smaller?
33:00 <robot> do u print balls with it
33:00 <Serenity> yeah i show
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahhhh
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
33:00 <Serenity> if i can
33:00 <faux> noice
33:00 <faux> lol
33:00 <Serenity> im rinking
33:00 <President_Trump> i forgot to get TOBLERONE today
33:00 <Serenity> drinking
33:00 <faux> no i think you meant rinkint
33:00 <faux> g
33:00 <faux> .
34:00 <amsy> why is TOBLERONE in caps?
34:00 <Serenity> mebbe i maen sit onme fac
34:00 <Serenity> e
34:00 <robot> yum chocolate
34:00 <Serenity> fuck
34:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy 2 day
34:00 <robot> ty
34:00 <faux> TOBLERONE and HAM AND CHEESE CROISSANT 
34:00 <faux> keep up amsy
34:00 <Serenity> COKE ZERO
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooh faux
34:00 <faux> lmao
35:00 <faux> yes
35:00 <amsy> lol
35:00 <couleurs> all foods are in caps cos they make u FAT
35:00 <Serenity> kate 
35:00 <Serenity> http://imgur.com/okQLYKi
35:00 <amsy> CORM
35:00 <faux> FRANCH TOATS
35:00 <robot> have u tried eating celery
35:00 <President_Trump> do u wanna hear a story? i was at the check out and i had HAM AND CROISSANT but forgot the CHEESE, so i was running through COLES trying to find CHEESE
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you hear bout the drama wif jeffree star??
35:00 <couleurs> don't call me shirley
35:00 <faux> which k8
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ohhh that’s cook
35:00 <President_Trump> and i ask this asian guy 'WHERE IS TEH CHEESE' and he goes 'I NOT WORK HERE SOWWI'
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> cool.
35:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> kat von de 
35:00 <faux> hilarious story 
35:00 <Serenity> then when im at a more stable weight i can resize
35:00 <faux> A+
36:00 <faux> de
36:00 <President_Trump> trump is #1 story teller
36:00 <faux> i saw somethibg k8 but i didnt read it
36:00 <faux> wot hap
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh kat was like i want nuffin to do wif jeffree… he hasn’t paid some dude who drew some designs for his label 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> and everyone is arking up about him… being a pretenious cunt n’ stuff
37:00 <faux> oh ok
37:00 <faux> DRaMa LLaMa
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah pretty much
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> youtube stuff.. and everyone jumps on board 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
38:00 <Meme^King> i need nbn so this video uploads faster
39:00 <Serenity> what
39:00 <Serenity> nbn rules
39:00 <Serenity> btw
39:00 <robot> shup Serenity
39:00 <Serenity> I WONT
39:00 <Meme^King> im uploading a vid of the cropdusting plane i was watching when i went on m drive today sezz
39:00 <robot> k
39:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/rNCeCXE.gifv
39:00 <Serenity> my uploads are only about 40meg'
39:00 <couleurs> kriss kross gun make ya
39:00 <robot> neway whats the goss
39:00 <robot> whos datin who
39:00 <Serenity> 39ish
40:00 <Serenity> 39ish
40:00 <Serenity> im dating tequila
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd… bad mistake serenity!
41:00 <Serenity> NO
41:00 <robot> i found a video of colours online --> http://www.break.com/video/dumbest-stagediver-in-the-history-of-stagedivers-3038194
41:00 <Serenity> i ave 2 bottles my sister gave me
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus
41:00 <Serenity> 1 is gone between 2 of us'
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate the taste
41:00 <Serenity> how sad am i drinking at home rofl
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> but enjoy!
41:00 <Serenity> i love teqiula
41:00 <Serenity> tequila
42:00 <Serenity> not sure its a good idea a week after surgery but ohwell
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol naw it’s all good!
42:00 <robot> r u drinkin with ur hubsand
42:00 <Serenity> dr said i shouldnt have to change many things so i took that as do what u want
42:00 <Serenity> yes robot
42:00 <robot> thats not sad
42:00 <couleurs> that's not me i've never bean 2 sueden
43:00 <Serenity> hubby and i are drinking listening to some music etc we dont do it often kids are chilling in their rooms
43:00 <couleurs> False Allegations on the Internet are Frowned Upon.
43:00 <robot> do a shot 4 robot
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEW!
43:00 <robot> hows the new kid kate
43:00 <Serenity> i had a couple of shots before but realised id be spewing very quickly if i kept that up rofl
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is a bit fab
44:00 <Serenity> kateeee
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> yassss
44:00 <Meme^King> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obRcdEajMcQ
44:00 <Meme^King> ze plane!
44:00 <Serenity> can i see him?? i promise im not a creep
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> I need to do pics… yes, yes I will
44:00 <robot> rad
44:00 <Maurice> I want to see!
44:00 <Maurice> I promise I am a creeper but only to Doodle
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah yeah let me upload and then i’ll link you
45:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/EdxY3p9.gifv all of these people are me
45:00 <couleurs> NICE
46:00 <Maurice> I think I just sneezed out an ovary
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> llol
47:00 <GoldSpade> kate I have a present for you
47:00 <GoldSpade> http://www.bachelorette.com/penpopallday.html
48:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/Ue8c8nu.gifv
48:00 <couleurs> not me
48:00 <couleurs> it's beehhh
48:00 <couleurs> RiP DuDe
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i’ll get some more pics in a sec - just uploading
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah he is crazy eyes LOL
53:00 <faux> wrong window?!
53:00 <faux> oh
53:00 <faux> i missed teh crap above
53:00 <Maurice> Naww katatonic_kate01, his little face :o
53:00 <Maurice> He's a cuti
53:00 <faux> dont mind me im a loob
53:00 <Maurice> e
53:00 <faux> loon*
53:00 <faux> he is i wanna smoosh him
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah at 3am, so do I
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw the hubby has been doing 3am feeds
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> so I can’t complain really :P
55:00 <faux> lol
55:00 <robot> haha
56:00 <robot> that's what they call a mechaphile
56:00 <couleurs> winky dinky
56:00 <faux> LOL
56:00 <faux> that second pic is the best
56:00 <faux> hes like where's my milk bitch
57:00 <faux> >_<
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> he looks heaps older than a week in the baby evils pic
59:00 <faux> lol
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hope that isn’t the teenage look when i’m like naw, not buying you a car mate
04:00 <faux> lol
04:00 <faux> sif youre sayint no from now
04:00 <faux> what if hes an angelic child
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> highly unlikely
05:00 <Serenity> oh my god my poor bhusband
05:00 <Serenity> ive been talking non stop for about 54 minutes lol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> is he just nodding
05:00 <Serenity> i talk so much when im drnunk
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> and smiling?
05:00 <Serenity> hes like uh uh huh yeah.. cool. LOL
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
06:00 <Serenity> i havent bee drunk i about 6 months
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> I haven’t been drunk in…. gawd feels like a fucking AGE
06:00 <Serenity> at least 9 months aghaha
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> prob 12 months…. drunk
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. at least 9
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> im saving it for me birthday!
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> doing a wine bar + fancy pants dinner wif friends! Cannot wait! x 10
08:00 <Serenity> ohh yess
08:00 <couleurs> c u their
08:00 <Serenity> my birthday isnt until november so too long to weait
08:00 <Serenity> wait
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice!
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> my child decided that she wanted to sleep on the floor in a sleeping bag :|
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> and is now snorning her head off…. :|
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> and people ask if im going for number 3
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> :| I’d cut my own womb out befor that ever happens!
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> e
10:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
10:00 <Serenity> Ant spent the whole last school hols sleeping in a sleeping bag in a cubby under the dining tablet
10:00 <Serenity> table
11:00 <Serenity> because it kept him quieet
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <faux> cute
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> she used to do that with 80 million sheets and blankets 
12:00 <Serenity> yeah he pretty much took all my sheets and blankets an made hthis fort
12:00 <Serenity> im like.. meh its school hols go for it
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> then we made a cubby from a large cardboard box…. 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> that was pretty cool
13:00 <faux> aw
13:00 <faux> i wanna sleepxon the floor now
13:00 <faux> lol
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i used to love it, until i got old
13:00 <Serenity> haha
13:00 <faux> ill wake up w a broken back
13:00 <Serenity> we've got this foam mattress thats literally about 2 inches thick rofl he slept on that
13:00 <faux> old people problems
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah fun times
14:00 <Serenity> my belly button is so fucking itchy
14:00 <Serenity> fyi
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh the child’s belly button is… making me almost vomit
15:00 <Serenity> hahaha has it dropped off
15:00 <Serenity> hahaha has it dropped off/?
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s hanging on by threads… but it looks horrible
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ive shown the dr twice now.. cos it freaks me out
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> im going tomoz… because it looks horrible
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> the dr keeps laughing going, oh it’s fine don’t worry. NOW IM WORRIED!
22:00 <Maurice> I kept all my kids ones and put them in photo albums
22:00 <Serenity> ant had this weird bump/bubble thing on his belly button
23:00 <Serenity> we had to get it frozen
23:00 <Serenity> like a wart but it wasnt a wart
23:00 <Maurice> Btw I didn't really keep them, because that is repulsive
23:00 <Maurice> I do have my staples though, coz thats not gross at all..
25:00 <robot> its getting late, someone put me to bed
27:00 <couleurs> me 2
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> my mum said she kept mine for a bit… im like MUM you weirdo WHY!
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> there are like 2 strands holding it on… but it looks a bit weird, not like the 1st kids anyways… 
29:00 <Serenity> all i have is cord clamps and ankle bands
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you get staples wif your c/section
29:00 <Maurice> Yeah
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> that seems so barbaric lol 
29:00 <Maurice> I've got video of them putting them in
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> but it appears 15 + years that was the ‘norm
29:00 <Maurice> It's like a staple gun
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe 10
30:00 <Maurice> I think it might depend on your dr too
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> my recovery time, was pretty awesome compared with the first… day 2 i wad up walking round
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> was*
30:00 <Maurice> I was home on day 2 with my last two
30:00 <Maurice> I WIN
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
30:00 <Maurice> But I was in there for a week with the first one >.<
31:00 <Maurice> He gave me a chest infection
31:00 <Maurice> The fucker
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah.. 5 days for me I think 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes fist*
31:00 <Maurice> I guess thats better than the coffin he tried giving me
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <Maurice> My dr came to see me after and goes 'Right, anymore kids and it'll be a c-sect' me 'HAHAHAHAHAHA AS IF HAVE MORE KIDS'
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> have you seen the viral vid bout the c/section delivery where the kid ‘walks’ out of ze womb
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha!
32:00 <Maurice> Is that the 'gentle' one?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
32:00 <Maurice> Yeah I have
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> the ‘natural’ c/section
32:00 <Maurice> You should see mine, they full on yoink him out
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT THE HELL
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… they used forceps with Jack :| 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> and brusied his lil face
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> must have been wedged down ’n stuff
40:00 <Serenity> kate
40:00 <Serenity> was your first csec an emergency?
40:00 <Serenity> cause my sis her first was an emergency and her second was planned and she said it was so much better recoery wise
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i was so suprised with the recoveru
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> y
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> Hubby mentioned that too
41:00 <Serenity> ive only ever had an emergency which was like 17 mins from labor ward to birth and it was fucking horrendous
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah!
42:00 <Maurice> That'd be mine too Serenity, first emergency, other 2 not
42:00 <President_Trump> +DietCoke ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
42:00 <Serenity> i couldnt even move off the couch for a week
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it was pretty epic…. i think they ripped the first bubba out
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> cord was wrapped round her neck twice :|
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> and they gave me more drugs 1st time round lol
43:00 <Maurice> Right now I feel like I could sit on the couch for a week
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol yeah, i’m loving me recliner
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> but ive been out every day
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> for walks… and the shops… pretty sure the local shops are loving me 
44:00 <Maurice> Er my kid 'Is Montreal in France?' me 'Pretty sure it's in Canada but they speak french' him 'yeah thats what I thought'
44:00 <Maurice> NO YOU DIDN'T
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6wm2g682JM <— this is gonna be me new work out
45:00 <Serenity> i can say my gallbladder surgery is about 1/10 the pain my csect was
45:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Meghan Trainor - Me Too | The Fitness Marshall | Cardio Hip-Hop Views: 1,224,954 Uploader: The Fitness Marshall Uploaded: Jun 6, 2016 Duration: 3m42s Rating: 4.87
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> how awesome is this dude lol
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah but that… draining tube
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking 10/10
45:00 <Serenity> the drain dudnt hurt me but omg ti felt so fucking gross when coming out
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was NOT ready for that
46:00 <Serenity> 9(plz excuse my typing()
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s all good drunky
46:00 <Serenity> aaaaaaaahahah
46:00 <Serenity> fkn
46:00 <Maurice> Aim for this instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWu9o5zrj3g
46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Uptown Funk Treadmill Dance - Carson Dean Views: 9,722,173 Uploader: Carson Dean Uploaded: Mar 15, 2015 Duration: 1m32s Rating: 4.91
46:00 <Serenity> ijust went to talk to lily AND shes looking at me like im the biggest spastic on the planet
46:00 <Serenity> BITCH
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> and this is why you dont want to drink
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <Maurice> Kids are so judgy
47:00 <Maurice> Little fucks
47:00 <Clarkson> why ya choose to be going aoubt shit in a shitty way is beyond retardeed
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> maurice… AS IF im that sporty
47:00 <Serenity> hahah shes pming the bitcvh
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> no wonder why you’re drinking :P
48:00 <Maurice> My youtube is being a shit biscuit
48:00 <Clarkson> How can you like something but say it's shit
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> I can send the child away when she is a teen
48:00 <Serenity> omg kate
48:00 <Serenity> we are synced
48:00 <Serenity> i thought that was a myth its not
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> FUCK
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> your poor hubby :P
48:00 <Serenity> hahaha ns
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw…. peeps were in sync at work… which was WEIRD
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> apparently there is a lead instigator 
49:00 <Serenity> me and my best friend were in high school but i just thought it was a coincidense
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <Serenity> but nahh
49:00 <Serenity> liy and i are the same
49:00 <Maurice> Like IT Crowd when the boys sync with Jen and PMS
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw women that are close are in sync…..
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s an evolutionary thing (i think)
50:00 <Serenity> yeah i think so
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> if all the women in the tribe were on the rag…. 
50:00 <Maurice> No wonder the men went out to hunt
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’d go to some hut and bleed and prob bitch bout men
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah men are mostly cunts
51:00 <Serenity> lil gets baaaaaaad pms
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> does junk help?
51:00 <Serenity> yeah hahahaha
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> like chocolate may help?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
51:00 <Serenity> chocolate and nurofen
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> phew
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> poor thing!
54:00 <Serenity> hahaha its awful
54:00 <Serenity> RIP YOU IN 6 YEARS lol
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i was…. 14 ish year 8 ?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah what!  Ive never heard this before! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leK4eoqwmfU
58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Rihanna - Birthday Cake (Audio) Views: 19,224,083 Uploader: RihannaVEVO Uploaded: Nov 18, 2011 Duration: 1m21s Rating: 4.60
58:00 <Maurice> Are you being served? Bras are up and pants are down
59:00 <Maurice> How risque was Mrs Slocombe
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <Serenity> i was s10
59:00 <Serenity> dd is 11 she has had it for a year
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
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