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00:00 <Serenity> HACK THE PLANETTT
00:00 <GoldSpade> ayyy Serenity I got a question
01:00 <Serenity> no
01:00 <GoldSpade> how come me and trump arent welcome on the perth channel
01:00 <President_Trump> huh? im welcome
02:00 <GoldSpade> ohh 
02:00 <faux> owned
02:00 <dematerialised> woops
02:00 <Serenity> because you're a tosser?
02:00 <GoldSpade> ok well im not....some guy asked me to say diet pills in the perth channel...so I did and banned
02:00 <GoldSpade> I dont care though
02:00 <GoldSpade> i thought it was funny
02:00 <dematerialised> lol "some guy"
02:00 <Serenity> you dont care but you asked
02:00 <President_Trump> GoldSpade perth channel is only for me and my hoes
02:00 <dematerialised> come on mate
03:00 <GoldSpade> hehe hoes?
03:00 <GoldSpade> who are the hoes?
03:00 <President_Trump> yes my hoes faux,serenity,doodle
03:00 <Serenity> lol doodle
03:00 <faux> lol
03:00 <GoldSpade> isnt doodle a guy
03:00 <President_Trump> doodle is our bitch
04:00 <President_Trump> aka drummer boy
04:00 <GoldSpade> you should call it the secret society
05:00 <Serenity> im gonna leave trumpy in there now just to annoy you =D
05:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENBv2i88g6Y
05:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: System Of A Down - Question! Views: 37,073,814 Uploader: systemofadownVEVO Uploaded: Oct 3, 2009 Duration: 3m48s Rating: 4.92
05:00 <President_Trump> i'd prefer to be banned thanks
05:00 <GoldSpade> heheeh
05:00 <Serenity> nah
05:00 <President_Trump> one channel is enough with u
05:00 <Serenity> leave then
05:00 <President_Trump> dont know how
06:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
06:00 <Maurice> /ban President_Trump
06:00 <Serenity> im not banning you
06:00 <Serenity> you can kiss me butt
06:00 <TheRiddler> butt tang
07:00 <GoldSpade> fuk it
07:00 <Serenity> lolll
07:00 <dematerialised> dreaming the night
07:00 <dematerialised> dreaming alriiiight
08:00 <Serenity> that guy is the biggest flog
08:00 <dematerialised> dunno about that
08:00 <Serenity> 'im from perth and you know who i am but im not gonna tell you then sook when you wont be my friend'
08:00 <Serenity> kay
08:00 <TheRiddler> more tolerable than trump
08:00 <dematerialised> ^
08:00 <dematerialised> and less retarded than Loof
08:00 <TheRiddler> there was a guy you would always ban in perth
08:00 <TheRiddler> you n maurice
09:00 <TheRiddler> but I forgot his nick
09:00 <Serenity> i always ban a lot of people
09:00 <Maurice> I always banned alientated
09:00 <Maurice> Er -t
09:00 <TheRiddler> you'd talk on cbf about banning him
09:00 <Serenity> that doesnt help dude
09:00 <Serenity> lol
09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <TheRiddler> I think it started with a T
10:00 <TheRiddler> toft
10:00 <TheRiddler> idk
10:00 <Serenity> ive never seen a toft before
11:00 <Serenity> though imsure hes not whoever that is, he thinks he knows me irl
12:00 <dematerialised> everyone knows you irl and wants to suck your ass
12:00 <Serenity> well duh
13:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8YluAMCRT8
13:00 <Serenity> its a wonderful ass
13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: System of a Down - Soldier Side (Music Video) Views: 22,483,819 Uploader: JoÃ£o Barata Uploaded: Aug 1, 2006 Duration: 3m38s Rating: 4.86
13:00 <dematerialised> oh Maurice, Loof says you're my cashed up baby plebslut btw
13:00 <dematerialised> how about it?
13:00 <dematerialised> ready to get plebbed?
14:00 <dematerialised> https://www.myinstants.com/instant/broteam-here-we-go/
16:00 <TheRiddler> radio/video sounds a bit like a mindless self indulgence song
16:00 <Maurice> I saw dematerialised
17:00 <TheRiddler> the chorus atleast
17:00 <Serenity> i aint sayin she a gold digger but cams got heaps of cash n she loves his dick
17:00 <Maurice> (21:50:03) (couleurs): that's ok, every day without Loof is a present
17:00 <Maurice> (21:50:09) (faux): lmaoo
17:00 <Maurice> (21:50:22) (Maurice): Your present will be my ban to him when he rejoins
17:00 <Maurice> (21:50:29) (Maurice): For calling me a gold digging slut
17:00 <Maurice> Lol its true
17:00 <Maurice> But to be fair I loved his dick before
17:00 <Serenity> i was gonna say does it count if you married him before the cash
17:00 <Maurice> Probably not
17:00 <Maurice> Not sure how the slut bit works either
17:00 <Maurice> I get the least amount of sex than anyone
18:00 <Serenity> matt stonie has a new video and hes skinnier than ever wtf i hate him
19:00 <Maurice> If he the one that eats the huge portions of stuff
20:00 <Maurice> Is*
21:00 <Serenity> yeah
21:00 <dematerialised> matt stoner
21:00 <Maurice> Bulemic
21:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zugfaPFJ9s
21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 10 Quarter Pounders & a Shake (McDonald's Challenge) Views: 321,209 Uploader: Matt Stonie Uploaded: Jul 19, 2016 Duration: 5m9s Rating: 4.92
21:00 <Maurice> Only 1 shake? :o
21:00 <TheRiddler> oh I didn't know there's a new album from mindless self indulgence
23:00 <Maurice> Whats with their burgers actually looking like burgers
23:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/gallery/MPBM9Pm
23:00 <dematerialised> i want one
24:00 <Serenity> umm
24:00 <Serenity> i need one
24:00 <TheRiddler> magnet clock?
24:00 <dematerialised> ferro fluid
24:00 <dematerialised> so yeah
24:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
24:00 <Serenity> essentially
25:00 <TheRiddler> imagine 1 that's like a etch a sketch
25:00 <dematerialised> i used to know what the fluid was, i know its iron oxide or something
25:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker why arent you making me one right now
25:00 <Serenity> wtf are u good 4
25:00 <Serenity> its usually some kind of oil
25:00 <dematerialised> yeah
25:00 <Doodle> iron oxide is rust
25:00 <Doodle> isnt it
25:00 <dematerialised> says here ferrous material in suspension
25:00 <Serenity> some kind of mineral oil
25:00 <dematerialised> yeah it is
26:00 <Serenity> iron filings
28:00 <TheRiddler> there's magnetic creams
32:00 <Serenity> wtf doodle that comment you just left on my pic has been marked as spam and hidden...
33:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrg_h7_Z-bI
33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mindless Self Indulgence - Witness Views: 211,263 Uploader: blackweiners Uploaded: Mar 16, 2013 Duration: 3m15s Rating: 4.90
33:00 <dematerialised> that used to  happen on my fb all the time
33:00 <Doodle> oh
33:00 <Serenity> i unhide it but wtf
33:00 <Serenity> unhid
37:00 <TheRiddler> is serj's solo stuff anygood?
37:00 <Serenity> yeah i didnt mind it
37:00 <dematerialised> i dont like it that much
37:00 <dematerialised> but i will listen to it
37:00 <Serenity> its not as good as soad
37:00 <dematerialised> ye
38:00 <TheRiddler> shame
39:00 <Serenity> darons sola stuff isnt that great either
39:00 <Serenity> solo
39:00 <TheRiddler> double shame
43:00 <TheRiddler> there's like no good bands from the 90 early 00s that are still around
44:00 <TheRiddler> or if they are have not released a new album in years
44:00 <TheRiddler> metallica release 1 this year it seems
44:00 <TheRiddler> :o
45:00 <dematerialised> hopefully its not an abomination like death magnetic
45:00 <Serenity> oh goodie another album for all the metallica fansto bitch and groan about because its not 1989 anymre
45:00 <Clarkson> BlackDevil was David Hasslehoff when he got really fucking wasted and ate a cheeseburger
45:00 <dematerialised> if they cant make another black album they shouldnt make any more at all
45:00 <Doodle> racist
46:00 <Doodle> black albums matter
46:00 <TheRiddler> :o
46:00 <TheRiddler> wtf deftones released a new album 2 months ago
46:00 <dematerialised> classique metallica
47:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aztiwn17vpE
48:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Deftones - Prayers/Triangles (Official Music Video) Views: 873,515 Uploader: Deftones Uploaded: Apr 12, 2016 Duration: 3m39s Rating: 4.83
48:00 <dematerialised> i think someone linked me to this before
48:00 <dematerialised> i like it
50:00 <Student> prayers tirangle? :)
50:00 <Doodle> love a good tirangle
50:00 <Student> sound like christianity
50:00 <dematerialised> the father, the son, the holy ghost
50:00 <dematerialised> srpska republika!
51:00 <dematerialised> srnji provksa
51:00 <Student> threesome
51:00 <Doodle> bless u
51:00 <Serenity> ive got a triangle for ya doodle
51:00 <Doodle> eeeee
51:00 <faux> is it ur bush
51:00 <faux> pix
51:00 <Serenity> ye its pre acute
52:00 <Student> eye shade brush? :P
52:00 <Student> or the blush on one?
52:00 <faux> .
52:00 <Doodle> shars ya isoceles
52:00 <TheRiddler> hopefully machine head release a new album this year
52:00 <TheRiddler> they got a new single they released a month ago
52:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MocvCDP9Zk
53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: MACHINE HEAD - Is There Anybody Out There? (OFFICIAL TRACK) Views: 340,720 Uploader: Machine Head Uploaded: Jun 4, 2016 Duration: 4m53s Rating: 4.17
54:00 <dematerialised> that's machine head?
54:00 <dematerialised> sounds like nickelback
54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <TheRiddler> yeah it's weird
55:00 <dematerialised> apparently iinet just gave me unlimited quota
55:00 <TheRiddler> pls not be another supercharger
03:00 <Attila> What's your 5 step plan, Serenity?
03:00 <Attila> Thrill me. 
04:00 <Student> that is aggressive
04:00 <Attila> so?
04:00 <dematerialised> not really
04:00 <Attila> Yeah, exactly, not really. 
04:00 <Student> so , nothing
04:00 <Attila> So shut your asshole. 
04:00 <Student> very well 
05:00 <dematerialised> i mean they're still gonna get banned
05:00 <dematerialised> but worse things have been said
05:00 <Student> do you promise to shut yours?
05:00 <Attila> who cares?
05:00 <Attila> No. 
05:00 <Student> same here
05:00 <Attila> You do what you're told, and don't question, pluke. 
06:00 <Attila> Don't get brave because you're anonymous. 
06:00 <Student> ponka
07:00 <Attila> I wanna hear Serenity's 5 step plan. I mean, c'mon, she gets more than Maurice and Doodle combined, which equates to... none. 
07:00 <Attila> So maybe she's had... hm... 1?
08:00 <TheRiddler> go find a wall to knock over Attila
08:00 <TheRiddler> n gtfo
08:00 <Attila> Go and bonzai a turd in a sock. 
08:00 <Attila> ya fuckin' poofter. 
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways….. i d/l pokemon
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> for the daughter…..
09:00 <Student> yourway
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> she loves it…
10:00 <Attila> How many guys in here like to wear their sisters underwear back the front?
10:00 <TheRiddler> how many has she found
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
10:00 <TheRiddler> does she play pokemon shuffle too
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol what the hell…..
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m just keeping up with pokemon go
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> entertains the husband + child on me phone….yew
11:00 <TheRiddler> it's a older game they released on mobiles n tablets
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <TheRiddler> basically it's like candy crush
11:00 <Attila> so it's gay...
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus, the child is a gun at candy crush like games
11:00 <Attila> And you play it. 
12:00 <TheRiddler> .ignore Attila
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> I have already
12:00 <TheRiddler> cool
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> any shit cunt cops an ignore 
12:00 <Attila> Yeah, Kate, that's so cool. You're rad. 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think we should have an irc troll collecting game, like pokemon
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> collect them, then battle to the death
13:00 <Attila> I think we should have a culling of IRC regulars. 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll start constructing the cage for fights :P
13:00 <Attila> Line them up, and exterminate them, like you would any cockroach or pest. 
14:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
17:00 <President_Trump> Attila who would u cull and in what order?
18:00 <TheRiddler> ignore trump
18:00 <Attila> I suppose the order doesn't matter, as long as they're all gone. 
19:00 <Attila> Basically anyone that uses IRC as a social outlet. 
19:00 <Attila> I wonder if the riddler dresses in a green leotard, when he's out trawling for poofters. 
19:00 <Attila> Is that your deal?
21:00 <Attila> Then he takes them home, puts on some gay porn, and goes, I'm gonna masturbate, but you don't have to join in if you don't want to. Only if you want. He seduces them, the freelance homo. 
22:00 <Attila> Oi Kate, why are you and your daughter playing pokemon go? Got too many fat rolls?
23:00 <Attila> Or are you just gay?
23:00 <Attila> I'm surprised some poofter hasn't said, "What's wrong with being gay?" Like poofters normally do. 
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> done!
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> We really need to create a NON SHIT CUNT CH
25:00 <Attila> Whath wrong with it?
25:00 <Attila> What's shit, Kate?
25:00 <President_Trump> that already exists katatonic_kate01 #nerdhacks
26:00 <Attila> It'd have no members. 
26:00 <Attila> cause you're all mcshit. 
26:00 <President_Trump> the only problem with a NON SHIT CUNT CH is katatonic_kate wouldnt be in it loollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
26:00 <Attila> I know!
20:00 <Doodle> what a ray of sunshine
21:00 <Student> :)
21:00 <Student> i would not call it a ray , it is a big band 
07:00 <faux> TOBLERONE
12:00 <Serenity> HAM AND CHEESE CROISSANT
28:00 <faux> rofl
28:00 <faux> still unsure why its so funny
29:00 <faux> WAHH I MISS D
31:00 <Serenity> awww have you been talking to him
07:00 <faux> yeah i saw him last Wednesday 
10:00 <Serenity> eeeee
10:00 <Serenity> is he still disgustingly sweet
17:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QRZpligDOs
17:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tenacious D - Low Hangin' Fruit Views: 5,060,176 Uploader: tenaciousDVEVO Uploaded: May 17, 2012 Duration: 2m35s Rating: 4.88
35:00 <faux> yeah sez lpl
35:00 <faux> he bought me the mean girls dvd for me bday
35:00 <faux> cos i mentioned once mine is scratched as fuck
35:00 <Clarkson> not very nice, especially when ya end up psyched out ya domnt remember putting a flat blade down the cunts neck/shoulder
35:00 <faux> from watching it so many times
35:00 <faux> lol.
43:00 <Serenity> awwwww
52:00 <faux> shoosh
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <faux> but ye
52:00 <faux> i like cute gestures like that
53:00 <faux> way more than extravagant over the top shit 
55:00 <Serenity> yeah same
56:00 <Serenity> big extravagant stuff seems fake? like.. it may not be but to me that stuff isnt real it doesnt mean anything
03:00 <faux> yeah
03:00 <faux> cute stuff like that shows they listen 
05:00 <Serenity> exactly, anyone can go to an expensive resturant or buy expensive things.. but not everyone knows what my fave colour or movie is
08:00 <Loof> lol he's swaying in time perfectly to Redemption Song so irie
08:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/QrY9eHkXTa4
08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bob Marley - Redemption Song (from the legend album, with lyrics) Views: 12,851,709 Uploader: XxWolfqueenxX Uploaded: Sep 8, 2009 Duration: 3m50s Rating: 4.89
08:00 <Loof> my lil rasta
10:00 <Serenity> cutie
10:00 <Loof> :)
10:00 <Serenity> redeeemption songgg
11:00 <Loof> such a good song
11:00 <Loof> might do some drawing, it's been a while brb
34:00 <Student> Greetings people
39:00 <faux> me and ab are dancing to centrelink hold music
39:00 <faux> good times
40:00 <Student> :)
40:00 <Student> ha ha
40:00 <Student> it has come to that 
41:00 <Student> i must say one have to keep their future in mind too , so not bad at all , considering how you are dealing with your life :P
43:00 <dematerialised> yeah i like chocolate too
43:00 <Student> cool
43:00 <Student> i am not blaming you for that D
31:00 <faux> student i hope you understand what youre saying when you type cos literally no one else ever does
31:00 <Student> ok dull personality
35:00 <faux> Serenity new YouTube channel
35:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/Lq9uBUKjru4
35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: GALAXY CUPCAKES- The Scran Line Views: 28,941 Uploader: The Scran Line Uploaded: Jul 9, 2016 Duration: 3m24s Rating: 4.95
36:00 <Student> cupcakes ewww
38:00 <ShadowLurker> your face is eww
39:00 <Student> too bad , you have not seen it 
39:00 <Student> liar :P
39:00 <ShadowLurker> in fact why arent you dead yet
39:00 <Student> keep dreaming 
40:00 <dematerialised> my tits are almost frozen solid
40:00 <dematerialised> what is this madness
42:00 <Student> seemed normal to me
43:00 <Serenity> CHANDRA BRAMBRA CHANDRA CHANDRAM BENDRAMM
43:00 <dematerialised> you watch your potty mouth young miss
44:00 <dematerialised> my bathrobe smells like vomit
44:00 <dematerialised> i think it might be time for a wasgh
44:00 <Serenity> why do you have to be so revolting
46:00 <dematerialised> look it's just the way things are ok
47:00 <Student> such a honest man 
47:00 <dematerialised> honesty and integrity Student
47:00 <dematerialised> two very important traits
47:00 <dematerialised> i have them tattoo'd on me chest
47:00 <Student> that is true
47:00 <Student> both of them just pouring out of you 
47:00 <dematerialised> *nods*
48:00 <Serenity> dematerialised ill pay you to put my boots on
48:00 <dematerialised> your offer has been rejected
48:00 <Serenity> you suck
49:00 <dematerialised> bye loof
20:00 <TheRon> 420!
21:00 <dematerialised> dorothy mantooth is a saint!
22:00 <Doodle> lol
22:00 <Doodle> i have a kid here
22:00 <TheRon> a sneaky one out back?
23:00 <Doodle> lol nah i cant get 5 secs to meself 
23:00 <TheRon> damn
23:00 <Doodle> she'll be right m8
24:00 <TheRon> fucking earache is annoying me
27:00 <Doodle> omg i had a stabbing one yesterday all fkn day
27:00 <Doodle> me face is still sore from it
27:00 <Doodle> the day before the back of my head was doing it
27:00 <Doodle> pretty sure its unchecked syphillis
27:00 <TheRon> developed bit of a cold yesterday, headache and fever
30:00 <TheRon> did faux give you syphallis?
31:00 <Serenity> blololololoo
31:00 <faux> fuck off cunt
32:00 <faux> dads wifey has a blood pressure machine
32:00 <faux> so everyday im like DO ME
32:00 <Student> :)
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <faux> worst
32:00 <Serenity> das wot she sed
33:00 <TheRon> DO ME! there is a retort there i just can't think ofit
34:00 <Serenity> i already said it
34:00 <Serenity> ok
34:00 <TheRon> that could work
34:00 <faux> how did u make a convo about blood pressure sexual
35:00 <Serenity> easy
35:00 <faux> freaks
35:00 <TheRon> that's what she is
35:00 <TheRon> :P
35:00 <faux> blood pressure is not sexy 
35:00 <Clarkson> akso gotta be worse than hell week training in the seals
35:00 <Student> blood pressure is not sexy? :P
37:00 <faux> jesus
38:00 <TheRon> wrapping something and going pump pump pump isn't sexy?
40:00 <Doodle> [16:32] <faux> so everyday im like DO ME
40:00 <TheRon> cold chisel - saturday night
40:00 <Doodle> hngg
40:00 <faux> lol
40:00 <Serenity> see.
41:00 <faux> ffs
41:00 <Serenity> <3
41:00 <TheRon> faux have a think about it, we're on IRC we don't see much action
41:00 <Student> :)
41:00 <Serenity> speak for yourself
41:00 <Doodle> fuck jack listens to some shit
42:00 <Doodle> he is currently dancing round like a cock
42:00 <Clarkson> Do you do penis pull ups simba?
42:00 <Serenity> lol doodle
42:00 <Serenity> kids..
42:00 <Serenity> mental patients
42:00 <TheRon> have you tried the "SIT DOWN AND STUDY!" technique?
43:00 <Doodle> no i have been the one sitting down and studying
43:00 <Doodle> not much tho
43:00 <Serenity> studying  your willy
44:00 <Doodle> lol no jack is here
45:00 <Student> very funny
45:00 <Serenity> oh good point
45:00 <Serenity> def dont do that
45:00 <Doodle> haha
46:00 <Student> TheRon gone are the days when girls were thankful
47:00 <faux> what.
47:00 <Doodle> lol
47:00 <TheRon> i've said nothing
47:00 <Doodle> i always expect girls to say thankyou after sexing
47:00 <Doodle> it just polite
47:00 <Student> ha ha Doodle
47:00 <TheRon> i just say sorry
48:00 <Doodle> hehehe
48:00 <Student> thankyou , sorry, here you go
48:00 <Student> it is like it is mandatory to say something, one can go without saying any thing and DO MORE
48:00 <TheRon> "half time, change sides"
48:00 <Doodle> break out the oranges
48:00 <Student> but again not many "practical" guys around :P
49:00 <TheRon> tina and jimmy - simply the best
49:00 <Student> simply :)
50:00 <Doodle> .
50:00 <Doodle> are u on drugs
50:00 <TheRon> ben cousins?
50:00 <Serenity> no hes foreign 
51:00 <Student> who is talking to who
51:00 <TheRon> that west coast premiership is even better, i mean coccaine isn't really performance enhancing is it?
52:00 <Student> what happened to TheRon? circumstances?
52:00 <TheRon> english?
52:00 <Student> did you hurt?
53:00 <TheRon> huh?
53:00 <Student> :-/
54:00 <Serenity> lollll
55:00 <Doodle> lmao
55:00 <Doodle> i have no idea what is going on
55:00 <Student> neither do i
55:00 <Student> but it is going on 
55:00 <Student> total confusion 
55:00 <TheRon> student is ESL
55:00 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
56:00 <Student> Elegant Sexy Lover :P
56:00 <TheRon> no!
57:00 <TheRon> pretty soon Student won't be let into the trump america
57:00 <Student> ha ha
58:00 <Student> you might know more than most of the people in the world
58:00 <Student> TheRon, Oracle of the Channel 
58:00 <TheRon> mark my words
58:00 <Student> yes, sure
59:00 <Student> like all of your previous words ;)
59:00 <TheRon> i can see trump going all kim jong ill and isolating america from eevryone
59:00 <Student> americans need security, and trump is going to give them that ;)
00:00 <Student> the security they need
00:00 <TheRon> the bear patrol off the simpsons
00:00 <President_Trump> TOBLERONE
01:00 <President_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsXMSM9G3G0
01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Historic Moment Donald Trump Officially Wins GOP Nomination (7-19-16) Views: 16,887 Uploader: Right Side Broadcasting Uploaded: Jul 19, 2016 Duration: 3m22s Rating: 4.52
01:00 <TheRon> ddi the you the trump protestors in ohio?
02:00 <TheRon> did you see
02:00 <President_Trump> no
02:00 <President_Trump> what did they do
02:00 <Student> nice English :P
02:00 <President_Trump> i have seen those losers everywhere else
02:00 <faux> HAM AND CHEESE CROISSANT
02:00 <TheRon> just a shitload of angry people
02:00 <President_Trump> as i said ive seen a shitload of angry lefties many times
03:00 <TheRon> and the protestors in the republican party?
03:00 <President_Trump> what the never trump losers?
05:00 <TheRon> diesel - tip of my tongue
13:00 <Serenity> COKE ZERO
16:00 <TheRon> what abot me it isn't fair
16:00 <ShadowLurker> CAMEL FOOTS
19:00 <Serenity> rrrrrrrrrrrrroflllllllllll
20:00 <TheRon> WHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED
28:00 <President_Trump> $70 WORTH OF HUNGRY JACKS
29:00 <TheRon> if you goto aldi you can get cardboard for free
30:00 <Serenity> das a lot of sundaes
32:00 <TheRon> wendy matthews - the day you went away, i'm a bit teary
34:00 <runner> Serenity, why have you and faux adopted amelias way of using internet slang / lingo? Can't come up with anything orgiinal or something?
34:00 <Serenity> duh
35:00 <TheRon> which is better, fabio or milo kerrigan?
35:00 <runner> It comes across as quite unoriginal and very desperate Serenity, perhaps that is something you guys should look at
35:00 <Loof> ice ice baby
35:00 <TheRon> i find fabio funnier
35:00 <Serenity> milo for sure TheRon
35:00 <Serenity> Nah Im pretty good hey runner
35:00 <Serenity> ill keep copying amelia 4 eva
36:00 <Serenity> thx 4 ur consernz
36:00 <runner> copying amelia and talking about your weight loss
36:00 <Loof> so many ice users, so few bullets
36:00 <runner> sorry not talking, boasting
36:00 <Serenity> lolol loof
36:00 <Serenity> i will boast as much as i like
36:00 <Serenity> dont like it? ignore me :)
36:00 <President_Trump> Serenity did u get a chance to push your heart rate today?
36:00 <President_Trump> what did u get it up to?
36:00 <runner> I like to see you boast as it makes me cringe a little
36:00 <Serenity> i got it to 200 having a shit trumpy
37:00 <Clarkson> seagate are fucking shit
37:00 <Serenity> i couldnt care less runner
37:00 <runner> You actually think you are a 'real inspiration' don't you Serenity ?
37:00 <Serenity> in fact i might boast more in that case
37:00 <Serenity> I do whatever you think i do runner
37:00 <Serenity> thats the beauty of it
37:00 <President_Trump> lol
37:00 <President_Trump> who is runner?
37:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4gHNMECx1M
37:00 <runner> News just in Serenity, you are not the first fat cow to lose weight
37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fabio the most beautiful man in the Cosmos! Views: 47,982 Uploader: achievalist Uploaded: Dec 17, 2006 Duration: 3m14s Rating: 4.48
37:00 <Serenity> someone who is clearly mad
37:00 <Serenity> cry some more runner
37:00 <President_Trump> is he jealous of your achievements?
37:00 <Serenity> ill talk about it 10x more now
37:00 <Serenity> just for you
38:00 <runner> Go on then Serenity 
38:00 <runner> Get your support network together
38:00 <Serenity> oh i will
38:00 <runner> and have a good old boast about your accomplishments
38:00 <Serenity> yep
38:00 <Serenity> does it made you mad?
38:00 <Serenity> :(
38:00 <runner> Is it true Serenity, that it takes a lot more than sheer determination to lose weight?
38:00 <Serenity> sure thing
39:00 <Serenity> why are you so angry rofl
39:00 <runner> The support network is number 1 priority when it comes to weight loss
39:00 <Loof> i want some shrooms, man it's been a while
39:00 <Serenity> like magic mushrooms?
39:00 <runner> I did notice though Serenity, when you went to the doctor.. And they tottally didnt pay attention to your boasting and just grilled you about your BMI
39:00 <Loof> yeah they're not addictive or anything
39:00 <runner> amusing stuff Serenity 
39:00 <Serenity> LOL
39:00 <Loof> they're harmless
40:00 <Serenity> oh my god rofllllllllll
40:00 <Serenity> never tried em loof
40:00 <Loof> occasionally they're ok
40:00 <dematerialised> i wish you would take far too many and shit yourself to death
40:00 <Loof> i dont' mind em cause they're not addictive
41:00 <runner> Serenity, have you had any other people follow your weight loss plan and have it be a success?
41:00 <Serenity> thats a bit rough dematerialised rofl
41:00 <Loof> i wish you would die to bitch
41:00 <Serenity> yeah sure runner
41:00 <Serenity> over 900 people
41:00 <dematerialised> just got back from a drive, what is with soccer mums and not obeying school zone speed limits
41:00 <runner> perhaps dematerialised could borrow your support netword
41:00 <dematerialised> i wish i could run them off the road
41:00 <runner> He seemed to be popping out of the pirate outfit
41:00 <Serenity> perhaps you could borrow his life
41:00 <Loof> dematerialised, While your repulsive egotistical gold-digging vulgar cashed up plebslut Maurice isn't here to protect your bitch ass, I'll ask once again demat; who told me about TheRiddler Philippines story if it wasn't you? I wasn't around for a year; how did I hear about it? Why do you get so pissy when I say you were the one who told me? Be specific, why am I a fuckwit, a fuckhead and a soft cunt? ... “When the debate is lost, slande
41:00 <Loof> r becomes the tool of the loser.” ― Socrates
41:00 <Doodle> i followed Serenity's weight loss plan and now i'm a billionaire with a 12 inch cock
41:00 <runner> It must have been hard to get that costume on dematerialised 
42:00 <dematerialised> lol loof
42:00 <Loof> It's only fair then that I find solace in the fact that eventually everyone will see you're a piece of shit after you fuck someone over badly that they care about. Pride cometh before a fall and I hope it happens on IRC is all and I'm there to witness it. I know you're full of shit, you know you're full of shit and that's all that matters for now as the truth has a way of coming out in the end, even if it takes years :) 
42:00 <Serenity> lol doodles
42:00 <dematerialised> did you ahve that copied and pasted
42:00 <President_Trump> has demut just got back from another treasure hunt?
42:00 <Serenity> woah
42:00 <dematerialised> hahaahahahahah @ loof
42:00 <dematerialised> holy shit
42:00 <Loof> Sorry TheRiddler I think you're cool now after hearing the whole story was bullshit (and pokemon go is awesome by the way), you’ll understand why I was upset with you when you see this line was the specific part of his story that mislead and upset me:
42:00 <Loof> <Demat???> I'm not so sure he hasn't committed a crime
42:00 <Loof> <Loof> jesus :(
42:00 <TheRon> not long he's talking wine
42:00 <dematerialised> he had that typed up and ready
42:00 <TheRon> wide
42:00 <runner> Doodle another loser
42:00 <runner> Rob Harris
42:00 <Doodle> o no
42:00 <Doodle> me name
42:00 <Doodle> hissssssssssssssssssssss
42:00 <dematerialised> holy shit rob
42:00 <runner> Created the downfall of the #facebook channel
42:00 <dematerialised> are you afraid
42:00 <Serenity> hissssssssss
42:00 <Serenity> 7SKREEEEEEEE
42:00 <runner> Doodle and his tyranny
42:00 <dematerialised> btw runner my name is shane
42:00 <Doodle> ye i killed facebook
42:00 <Doodle> thats why its so empty
42:00 <Doodle> and unused
43:00 <runner> dematerialised, cool
43:00 <runner> Shane the pirate
43:00 <Serenity> oh god this isnt soupnazi is it
43:00 <Serenity> rofl
43:00 <dematerialised> i have to scroll back up and see what Loof typed
43:00 <dematerialised> it looked like he put some effort into it
43:00 <Loof> go for it bitch
43:00 <Serenity> Doodlebot killed the #facebookchannel
43:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllll @ TheFiddler's Phillippines story
43:00 <Clarkson> best sneeze and fart combo ever
43:00 <Doodle> ye m8
43:00 <Doodle> kild it ded
43:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <Serenity> roflll
43:00 <Doodle> crap troll is crap i reckon its SoupNazi
43:00 <Doodle> cos he is shit
43:00 <Doodle> at trolling
44:00 <Serenity> yeah i thought it was pollock but its not
44:00 <Serenity> he wouldnt say that shit
44:00 <dematerialised> lol wtf @ Loof's spam
44:00 <Doodle> SoupNazi is the only one still hung up on #facebook lol
44:00 <Doodle> 10 years ago
44:00 <dematerialised> "pride cometh before the fall"
44:00 <Loof> yeah punk
44:00 <dematerialised> did you have that copied and pasted in a word document Loof?
44:00 <dematerialised> ready for your big chance?
44:00 <Loof> might have
44:00 <Serenity> why are they so angry about me talking about weight loss?
44:00 <Doodle> cos theyre gays who like gays
45:00 <Doodle> and penis
45:00 <Clarkson> save some for tomorrow cunt
45:00 <Doodle> in their bottoms
45:00 <Serenity> Like is it better to talk about the same dumb shit from channels for 10 years instead?
45:00 <dematerialised> Loof you're a fuckwit :)
45:00 <TheRon> the horses
45:00 <Loof> you're a virgin
45:00 <dematerialised> im factually not a virgin
45:00 <Loof> and amelia will never fuck your sorry ass
45:00 <Loof> sure
45:00 <dematerialised> LOL
45:00 <Loof> lil baby bitch
45:00 <Clarkson> you absolute fucking cumstain
45:00 <Doodle> well
45:00 <Doodle> that escalated
46:00 <Serenity> crikey
46:00 <dematerialised> Loof you are so far out of the loop that at this point it sounds like you're trolling
46:00 <dematerialised> please log off irc
46:00 <TheRon> that's what she said
46:00 <dematerialised> and never come back
46:00 <Loof> i'm trolling lol
46:00 <Loof> what a moron
46:00 <Doodle> i'm hungry
46:00 <President_Trump> Loof seems to be one of the only ones in here that makes any sense from what i've seen
46:00 <Loof> ty :)
47:00 <dematerialised> do you honestly believe the reason why i even give amelia the time of day is because i think she's after some irc dick Loof?
47:00 <Loof> yes
47:00 <Loof> actually
47:00 <dematerialised> i used to speak to amelia many many years ago when she went by a different nick
47:00 <Loof> lol you dont fool anyone spastic
47:00 <dematerialised> in the #perth channel
48:00 <Loof> sure
48:00 <dematerialised> you fucking retard
48:00 <Loof> keep lying
48:00 <Clarkson> looks like an 80 year olds vagina
48:00 <Loof> ok troll
48:00 <dematerialised> so that's that theory of yours debunked
48:00 <Loof> no just more of your bullshit
48:00 <dematerialised> as for "lying" about TheRiddler
49:00 <dematerialised> myself and Serenity have already explained to you at great length
49:00 <President_Trump> <Loof> and amelia will never fuck your sorry ass
49:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllll
49:00 <dematerialised> that you misunderstood what i saiod
49:00 <Loof> lol stop lying fgt
49:00 <dematerialised> so at this point in time you're just looking like a fucking idiot
49:00 <dematerialised> as per usual
49:00 <Clarkson> he just knows i'd kick his bitch ass
49:00 <Serenity> ummm
49:00 <Loof> you're mum still loves you baby bitch
49:00 <Serenity> its true =/
49:00 <Loof> your*
49:00 <faux> some summarise whata happening rn in one sentence kgo
49:00 <President_Trump> wow demut got owned by Loof
49:00 <Loof> ty :)
49:00 <dematerialised> faux: Loof copied and pasted a 3 paragraph spiel about him being a fucking idiot
49:00 <Loof> demat told me to od
49:00 <Loof> then called me a troll
49:00 <dematerialised> i'll copy and paste into pastebin so you can see it
50:00 <faux> k
50:00 <President_Trump> and demut has been blabbing about TheFiddlers Phillipines trip
50:00 <Serenity> i just want runner to come back so he can keep crying about what i talk about
50:00 <faux> #ircUpdates
50:00 <President_Trump> hi Melania
50:00 <dematerialised> faux: http://pastebin.com/H57Vird6
50:00 <dematerialised> read at your leisure
51:00 <Loof> ^
51:00 <Serenity> christ almighty
51:00 <Loof> bet he didn't include this bit tho: 
51:00 <Loof> 19<Serenity> never tried em loof
51:00 <Loof> 20<Loof>30 occasionally they're ok
51:00 <Loof> 18<dematerialised18> i wish you would take far too many and shit yourself to death
51:00 <dematerialised> no but thanks for pasting that
51:00 <dematerialised> please do so
51:00 <Loof> knew it
51:00 <Loof> you're pathetic
51:00 <Loof> so full of lies
52:00 <dematerialised> cry more Loof
52:00 <President_Trump> Loof is HIGH ENERGY
52:00 <President_Trump> demut is LOW ENERGY
52:00 <Loof> ty :)
52:00 <faux> faux is LIFE
52:00 <Loof> demat is upset is mum said she was lying about him being handsome
52:00 <Loof> never quite got over it 
52:00 <dematerialised> lol
52:00 <Serenity> FFS
53:00 <Loof> lol
53:00 <dematerialised> needs mroe w's
53:00 <faux> sez is his pastrami what u just showed me cos cbf reading it again
53:00 <faux> lol pastrami
53:00 <faux> pastebin*
53:00 <Serenity> some of it probably
53:00 <dematerialised> i wish i had pastrami
53:00 <Loof> mmm pastrami
53:00 <Serenity> it started at the end of runners sook
53:00 <faux> i hve lamb and veg soup
53:00 <Doodle> me too i'm fucken starving
53:00 <faux> im smashin me second biwl
53:00 <faux> bowl 
53:00 <dematerialised> faux my pastebin is just Loof's copy pasta, i didn't take out the random chat inbetween
53:00 <dematerialised> if sezz just showed you the copy pasta then you've seen it
54:00 <faux> sez ali looks so fat in todays ep of PLL
54:00 <faux> like
54:00 <faux> worse
54:00 <Serenity> i showed her the scren caps from runners sook
54:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <dematerialised> oh right
54:00 <TheRon> PLL?
54:00 <Serenity> some of yours a loofs lines got caught up in the end of it
54:00 <Loof> all good :)
54:00 <dematerialised> fair enough
54:00 <Serenity> faux i havent been watching =/
54:00 <President_Trump> demut is LOW ENERGY
54:00 <faux> President_Trump can i ban y
54:00 <faux> u
54:00 <President_Trump> nope
54:00 <faux> oh
54:00 <dematerialised> loof's copypasta is going to become the new simba pieter spam
54:00 <faux> y not
54:00 <Loof> lol agreed President_Trump he's a big downer syndrome sad sack that is about as metal as a marshmallow
55:00 <faux> mm masthsamllo
55:00 <President_Trump> coz im chatting with Loof about demut
55:00 <faux> marshmallow 
55:00 <faux> SOSIG
55:00 <Serenity> syndrome of a down
55:00 <dematerialised> <Loof> It's only fair then that I find solace in the fact that eventually everyone will see you're a piece of shit after you fuck someone over badly that they care about. Pride cometh before a fall and I hope it happens on IRC is all and I'm there to witness it. I know you're full of shit, you know you're full of shit and that's all that matters for now as the truth has a way of coming out in the end, even if it takes years :)
55:00 <faux> wait what
56:00 <faux> but ithought u did tell him about ash
56:00 <Serenity> I just want you both to know this is making me feel anxious and awkward cause its just a huge misunderstanding rofl
56:00 <faux> well didnt tell him
56:00 <Loof> anyway parenting to do, bbl, cya demat, calm down baby bitch mummy still loves you
56:00 <faux> but said it in here
56:00 <Serenity> he did tell him about ash
56:00 <faux> and he read it
56:00 <Serenity> i dont get what the issue is
56:00 <dematerialised> bye Loof
56:00 <faux> SO WHAT ARE THEY FIGHTING ABOHT
56:00 <faux> lol
56:00 <faux> fucks sake
56:00 <dematerialised> im not fighting *at all*
56:00 <Serenity> i really dont know its making me feel anxious
56:00 <Loof> thats' hilarious President_Trump, i knew demate was a wanker but i wasn't quite prepared for that pic ROFL!
56:00 <Serenity> because its literally over nothing
56:00 <Doodle> i have no idea what is going on
56:00 <faux> hi doodle 
56:00 <faux> comr eat soup
56:00 <Doodle> hi
56:00 <dematerialised> i have literally not fought with anyone on irc for a good 6 months
56:00 <faux> out of me butt
57:00 <Doodle> is that code
57:00 <faux> lil
57:00 <Serenity> im gonna go make me mournay
57:00 <Doodle> yeeee
57:00 <dematerialised> stop accusing me of violence!
57:00 <Loof> laters
57:00 <faux> lol
57:00 <Serenity> eff u guise
57:00 <Doodle> on me way
57:00 <faux> k
57:00 <President_Trump> Loof is HIGH ENERGY
57:00 <Loof> more liest demat
57:00 <Loof> bbl
57:00 <Doodle> actually i gtg and find food
57:00 <Doodle> bblllzzz 2
57:00 <dematerialised> bye Loof
57:00 <dematerialised> cya Doodel
57:00 <dematerialised> all i do faux is get people pasting stupid shit at me
57:00 <dematerialised> this is all because i called him a fuckwit lol
58:00 <faux> lol
58:00 <TheRon> jill sobule - i kissed a girl
58:00 <faux> then why is he saying u denied teling him about ash
58:00 <faux> ithought that was the whole argument 
58:00 <dematerialised> I HAVE NO IDEA!
58:00 <dematerialised> literally that was my response when he fucking looped out a week ago
58:00 <dematerialised> and started talking about popularity contests
58:00 <dematerialised> or some shit
59:00 <faux> ok
59:00 <faux> im over it
59:00 <faux> lol
59:00 <faux> back to soup
00:00 <President_Trump> demut is LOW ENERGY
00:00 <TheRon> and Katut?
00:00 <dematerialised> katut is lovely
17:00 <faux> ok
21:00 <dematerialised> im glad we got that cleared up
21:00 <dematerialised> its almost knockoff time
22:00 <TheRon> you you you oughta know
24:00 <TheRon> dematerialised: dry county
24:00 <dematerialised> indeed
24:00 <dematerialised> wondering if its too early for a beer
24:00 <TheRon> never
24:00 <dematerialised> i like your style
25:00 <TheRon> 10 am isn't too early for a beer, in nz it would be 12
26:00 <dematerialised> mm that smell of a fresh rogers
26:00 <dematerialised> and the taste!
26:00 <TheRon> jolly rogers
26:00 <dematerialised> i might well be after a few
29:00 <Serenity> hey guise guess wot I lost 37grams in da lasy 45 mins
29:00 <TheRon> a bloke with aids
29:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> did jew poop
29:00 <Serenity> nah m8 im jus dat gud
30:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> 37 grams
30:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> you musta farted
31:00 <Serenity> your mate runner was ranting and raving before because faux and I copy you
31:00 <Serenity> apparently
31:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> AHAHAHAHAHA
31:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> runner?
32:00 <Serenity> yer thats the nick its going by atm
32:00 <Serenity> not sure what one is it
32:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> pliv?
32:00 <Serenity> it is**
32:00 <Serenity> nah
32:00 <dematerialised> riddler thinks its chris, whoever that is
32:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> it wouldn't be anyone but him
32:00 <Serenity> sounds like soupnazi but i thought he left years ago so maybe hes been hanging around
32:00 <Serenity> 100% wasnt pliv
32:00 <Serenity> its not chris at all wayyy too coherant
32:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> christopher doesn't say anything about me
32:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> soupnazi never said a word to me ever
32:00 <Serenity> and he cant get in here for starters
33:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> has to be pliv, couldn't be anyone else
33:00 <Serenity> nah he was just ranting about me typing like you
33:00 <Serenity> it wasnt pliv lol
33:00 <dematerialised> maybe it's sober pliv?
33:00 <dematerialised> :P
33:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> well fuck knows den
33:00 <Serenity> the only person in the history of ever thats ever whinged on about doodle killing fb is soupnazi
34:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> I've barely even seen him type a word
34:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllll soupnazi
34:00 <Serenity> i didnt even know he was still around tbh
34:00 <President_Trump> it's not him
34:00 <President_Trump> he only talks when mentalson is around
34:00 <Serenity> who else was around for facebook days
35:00 <President_Trump> chucky
35:00 <Serenity> dude chucky hasnt been here for like 6 years
35:00 <President_Trump> HE'S BACK BABY
35:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> was probably pollock
35:00 <President_Trump> Loof is HIGH ENERGY
35:00 <Loof> ty
36:00 <faux> hi im back
36:00 <faux> who missed me
36:00 <dematerialised> me
36:00 <President_Trump> runner is probably Serenity trolling herself
36:00 <faux> phew
36:00 <faux> ty
36:00 <dematerialised> i missed your scent
36:00 <faux> sniff me
36:00 <Loof> not creepy at all
36:00 <dematerialised> *sniff sniff*
36:00 <President_Trump> faux
36:00 <faux> actually i smell amazing
36:00 <President_Trump> how is D?
36:00 <faux> me mum got me perfume for me bday
37:00 <faux> VeRSaCe
37:00 <faux> smells yummy
37:00 <dematerialised> fancy
37:00 <faux> hes good ty President_Trump 
37:00 <Serenity> wasnt pollock eiter
37:00 <Serenity> ither
37:00 <Serenity> jkbndfgsdfoikgber
37:00 <dematerialised> i wear lynx africa because it gets me all the girls
37:00 <President_Trump> is he sweet?
37:00 <faux> Yes
37:00 <Serenity> fuck this keybaord
37:00 <Clarkson> alright fuck it, I'm going to coffee with another chick
37:00 <Loof> demat what girls?
37:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> wotdahexagon how you know not Pollock
37:00 <Loof> yoru mum doesn't count
37:00 <faux> not as sweet as u President_Trump 
37:00 <dematerialised> please calm down Loof
37:00 <Serenity> because i know how pollock talks and its not him
37:00 <Loof> ok
37:00 <Serenity> [4:36pm] <President_Trump> runner is probably Serenity trolling herself
37:00 <Serenity> BuSTeD
37:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> he always acts as people
38:00 <Serenity> no he doesnt lol
38:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> he was on yesterday pretending to be jon
38:00 <Serenity> and i know how he speaks to me
38:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> posting pic of Smelanie
38:00 <Serenity> it wasnt him
38:00 <faux> Sarah, Dry your eyes.
38:00 <faux> -- pollock
38:00 <Serenity> rofl
38:00 <dematerialised> hihi fiddler
38:00 <faux> hai ash
38:00 <Loof> any beer drinkers with an aldi near them here? if so try rivet
38:00 <Serenity> whoever it is isnt any of the 'reg' trolls
38:00 <Loof> hey ash :)
38:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> stasheh
38:00 <Loof> had any luck with the shoes yet?
38:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> oh otay
39:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
39:00 <faux> FUCK ITS SO HOT
39:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> jus stop copying me and it wouldn't be a problem
39:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> capiche?
39:00 <Serenity> i fucking wont
39:00 <dematerialised> did you go down and see that car in the bay riddles?
40:00 <faux> sittin on teh dock of teh bay
40:00 <faux> on teh dick of teh bae
40:00 <dematerialised> haha
40:00 <TheRiddler> Nope
40:00 <faux> speaking of dicks wheres Doodle 
40:00 <President_Trump> time for
40:00 <Serenity> i stopped drinkin wine n now ive lost 14 grams in da last 15 mins
40:00 <President_Trump> COFFEE
40:00 <President_Trump> lols
40:00 <faux> TOBLERONE
40:00 <dematerialised> stop bragging Serenity
40:00 <faux> rofl sez
40:00 <TheRiddler> Went gym fighting
40:00 <dematerialised> did you win?
40:00 <Serenity> i cant help meself
40:00 <faux> mum got me a bottle 4 me bday
40:00 <faux> lets consume it and gain 10kg
40:00 <dematerialised> every time i load me pokemans it says the servers are still fucked
41:00 <Loof> you get pokecoins for winning at gyms yeah?
41:00 <Serenity> mmm wine
41:00 <dematerialised> i should probably give it another sht
41:00 <dematerialised> shot
41:00 <TheRiddler> We took all we could
41:00 <faux> shit
41:00 <faux> lol sounds like a full war hero
41:00 <TheRiddler> Yeah
41:00 <Serenity> hahah
41:00 <faux> We took all we could
41:00 <Serenity> VICTORY OR DEATH
41:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
41:00 <faux> -- riddler, 1985-2016
41:00 <President_Trump> COFFEE AND MILK NO SUGAR
41:00 <Loof> lol
41:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllll
41:00 <faux> HAM AND CHEESE CROISSANT
41:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> wot happened to that ashleydork
41:00 <Serenity> CHEESE AND HAM CROISSANT
41:00 <Serenity> damn it
41:00 <faux> NO U RUINED IT
42:00 <Serenity> now im copying faux
42:00 <faux> lmao
42:00 <Serenity> fuck my life
42:00 <faux> Stop it.
42:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
42:00 <Loof> fuck my wife
42:00 <dematerialised> Stop it.
42:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> you're jus like trump now
42:00 <faux> Shane.
42:00 <President_Trump> looks like faux and Serenity are on the TRUMP TRAIN
42:00 <dematerialised> Faux.
42:00 <Serenity> feck
42:00 <dematerialised> :P
42:00 <faux> I will fight you. 
42:00 <TheRiddler> Gross
42:00 <dematerialised> ok lets rumble
42:00 <faux> is my voice still in your car
42:00 <Serenity> I take back saying youre the worst troll trump face
42:00 <dematerialised> nah, i have it saved though
42:00 <Serenity> you're like the second last worst troll
42:00 <faux> oh
42:00 <faux> Darn
42:00 <faux> sez
42:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> who is #1 worst troll
42:00 <Serenity> hi
42:00 <dematerialised> now it's the mechwarrior 2 startup sound
42:00 <Serenity> plivent is the worst
43:00 <faux> everytime i get rid of it
43:00 <dematerialised> which you dont know anything about
43:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> ahahaha
43:00 <faux> abs doll makes its way back to my bed
43:00 <faux> .
43:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> mos def
43:00 <Serenity> burn it.
43:00 <President_Trump> how am i a troll?
43:00 <President_Trump> i would hope to be the worst troll as im not a troll
43:00 <TheRiddler> The trump train would be soft n squishy and smells of old ppl
43:00 <faux> i just put a beanie on it
43:00 <President_Trump> TheFiddler tell us about your Phillipines story llololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
43:00 <dematerialised> faux: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnscgQK7mUY <-- that's what my car plays now when i turn it on
43:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: MechWarrior 2 Startup Sequence Views: 15,668 Uploader: Homeless_Bill Uploaded: Mar 15, 2014 Duration: 0m8s Rating: 5.00
43:00 <TheRiddler> No
43:00 <dematerialised> full nerd spec
43:00 <Loof> i got another beanie today, not as baggy as i would have hoped
44:00 <Loof> need massively baggy
44:00 <Serenity> is this guy for real rofl
44:00 <dematerialised> TheRiddler Loof has been going spastic about that again today
44:00 <Serenity> [4:43pm] <President_Trump> how am i a troll?
44:00 <dematerialised> blame him
44:00 <Serenity> [4:43pm] <President_Trump> TheFiddler tell us about your Phillipines story llololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
44:00 <faux> THAT IS NOT AS GOOD AS MY VOIXE
44:00 <faux> Delete 
44:00 <President_Trump> how is showing an interest being a troll?
44:00 <dematerialised> haha
44:00 <TheRiddler> I'm listening to brother's album
44:00 <Serenity> oh my gosh make him stahp
44:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> i WouLD HoPe To Be THe WoRST TRoLL aS iM NoT a TRoLL
44:00 <TheRiddler> Poets of the fall is the band
45:00 <Loof> Sorry TheRiddler I think you're cool now after hearing the whole story was bullshit (and pokemon go is awesome by the way), you’ll understand why I was upset with you when you see this line was the specific part of his story that mislead and upset me:
45:00 <Loof> <Demat???> I'm not so sure he hasn't committed a crime
45:00 <Loof> <Loof> jesus :(
45:00 <dematerialised> i think you told us that before TheRiddler
45:00 <dematerialised> for fuck sake Loof fuck off
45:00 <dematerialised> seriously
45:00 <Clarkson> excuse me, liverpool aren't shit
45:00 <faux> lol
45:00 <faux> l l l l o l
45:00 <faux> Golly.
45:00 <Loof> haha
45:00 <TheRiddler> Demat heard of them
45:00 <Serenity> loof seriously stop bringing it up or im gonna have to give you a time out
45:00 <faux> oo
45:00 <Loof> k no worries
45:00 <faux> Naughty Corner
45:00 <Serenity> you have the wrong end of the stick and quite frankly its just annoying
45:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> intense
45:00 <Serenity> thanks for ur time
45:00 <faux> QuiTe FRaNKLY
45:00 <dematerialised> TheRiddler i dont think i have heard their music
45:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> AHHAHA
45:00 <faux> To be Frank.
45:00 <dematerialised> but i think you mentioned them a while back
46:00 <Serenity> i will kick your skull off your neck faux
46:00 <faux> rofl
46:00 <President_Trump> Loof is HIGH ENERGY
46:00 <TheRiddler> Oh right
46:00 <dematerialised> if you're going to be frank can i be shirley?
46:00 <faux> To be Quite Franj.
46:00 <Loof> this was actually before that tho: 19<dematerialised> TheRiddler Loof has been going spastic about that again today
46:00 <faux> k
46:00 <Serenity> yes you can
46:00 <dematerialised> woohoo!
46:00 <Serenity> yes dematerialised can shut up about it too
46:00 <Loof> ty :)
46:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> dramas in de bahamas
46:00 <Serenity> BOTH OF YOU OR I WILL BASH YOUR SKILLS TOGETHER
46:00 <dematerialised> i didnt say anything
46:00 <Serenity> COMPRENDE?
46:00 <Loof> lol
46:00 <dematerialised> i told him to stop being a retard
46:00 <dematerialised> *shrug*
46:00 <Loof> man
46:00 <Serenity> SKULLS. ffs
46:00 <faux> No DRaMa LLaMa
46:00 <TheRiddler> Banned subject
46:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> by bahamas i mean #melbourne
47:00 <Serenity> you can fight about whatever you want just not ashs gay phillipines story
47:00 <Loof> i wont ever bring it up again i just wanted to apolise to ash
47:00 <Serenity> im sick of hearing it
47:00 <faux> lets talk about serenitys weight loss
47:00 <TheRiddler> Drama llamas
47:00 <Serenity> ohh yess
47:00 <President_Trump> lets talk about serenities surgery
47:00 <President_Trump> Serenity's
47:00 <faux> and her Support Systen
47:00 <faux> m
47:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllll
47:00 <Serenity> yeah lets
47:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> how much weight you lost from telling people they are spastic loose cwords?
47:00 <Serenity> apparently im not having me gallbladder out i wanna know what im having done
47:00 <TheRiddler> 5 step program :p
47:00 <dematerialised> they are going to remove your entire torso
47:00 <Serenity> oh ace
47:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> wot why not getting it out anymore
47:00 <Serenity> i will lose more weight
47:00 <dematerialised> bye Loof
47:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> or are you jokig
48:00 <Serenity> lol amelia mel told me i was lying when i said i was having my gallbladder out
48:00 <faux> smelly mel called bullshit on her surgery
48:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> ohhhhhh
48:00 <faux> Ye
48:00 <dematerialised> smelly mel is my new irc pussy treasure hunt target
48:00 <dematerialised> amelia is old news
48:00 <faux> gross
48:00 <faux> can u not
48:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> demat was never part of de news
48:00 <President_Trump> f
49:00 <faux> even lumeah would be a better option
49:00 <dematerialised> f
49:00 <faux> f
49:00 <dematerialised> nah i've tried Lumeah
49:00 <dematerialised> she's pretty tough
49:00 <faux> LOL
49:00 <dematerialised> she doesn't take no shit
49:00 <Clarkson> Same shit another day and getting nowhere
49:00 <faux> bloody hagrid
49:00 <faux> what about maurice
49:00 <faux> i hear shes easy
49:00 <dematerialised> oh yeah
49:00 <TheRiddler> Maybe if you had a dragon egg
49:00 <dematerialised> maurice is my cashed up bogan plebslut apparently
49:00 <faux> rofl ash
49:00 <dematerialised> we are deeply in love
49:00 <faux> HaRRY PoTTeR ReFeReNCeS
50:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> fuckin potter
50:00 <faux> lol
50:00 <faux> watch it already
50:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> never
50:00 <faux> and by it i mean all 8 movies
50:00 <faux> fine
50:00 <Serenity> maybe she thinks im getti g me tits  done
50:00 <dematerialised> i've had maurice in my pants since '99
50:00 <Clarkson> christian is shit
50:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> fuck why so many
50:00 <faux> ur shit Clarkson 
50:00 <Clarkson> nah zantac is crap
50:00 <faux> oh i read that as christina
50:00 <faux> almost cried
50:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
50:00 <faux> cos theres 7 books meels
50:00 <dematerialised> botpwned
50:00 <faux> and last book was 2 movies
50:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> now apologise to Clarkson
50:00 <Clarkson> sounds like a lot of fucking around
51:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> for your outburst
51:00 <faux> i will not
51:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> potter can stay in the same shit corner with forrest gump
51:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> never to be seen
51:00 <dematerialised> forrest gump is pretty bad
51:00 <faux> UR LOSS
51:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> twilight also
51:00 <faux> lmao
51:00 <dematerialised> the only time i have ever seen harry potter is when we were using it as a drinking game
51:00 <faux> twilight is noT on teh same level as HP
51:00 <dematerialised> every time we saw an owl we drank
51:00 <dematerialised> we got smashed
51:00 <faux> how very dare you
52:00 <faux> lolllll shane
52:00 <dematerialised> finished an entire bottle of bacardi
52:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> fuckin wands and vampires they can all fuck off
52:00 <dematerialised> and bourbon
52:00 <Clarkson> she can not cum 
52:00 <dematerialised> it was a massacre
52:00 <faux> rude clarkson
52:00 <Clarkson> maybe it's because I'm shit at FPS
52:00 <faux> ye
52:00 <President_Trump> fauxy i got ur mommy in law on da fone :)
52:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> AHAHAHA
52:00 <faux> LOL
52:00 <faux> hai mom
53:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> (:
53:00 <faux> +1 for phoning your mother
54:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> he doesn't
54:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> she phones him
55:00 <TheRiddler> Mum they said I was the 2nd worse troll on orc
55:00 <TheRiddler> Irc
55:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> AHAHAHAA
55:00 <dematerialised> your mum is an orc
55:00 <TheRiddler> Something need doing?
56:00 <dematerialised> hehe
56:00 <dematerialised> work work!
56:00 <dematerialised> man i havent played that in years
56:00 <TheRiddler> It's not easy being green
56:00 <dematerialised> i wonder if it even still works
56:00 <TheRiddler> Yes
56:00 <dematerialised> i remember spam clicking the sheep to make them explode
56:00 <dematerialised> and the seals on the ice maps
57:00 <Loof> pieter and his legendary ice maps
57:00 <Loof> can get to any dealer in under 20 mins guaranteed
57:00 <TheRiddler> You can now get the old ones on battlenet
57:00 <under> yes?
57:00 <dematerialised> hmm
57:00 <dematerialised> i do have a battlenet account still i think
58:00 <dematerialised> are they free
58:00 <dematerialised> ?
58:00 <Loof> i wonder if overwatch is any good
58:00 <dematerialised> i still remember the diablo battlenet lobbies, looking specifically for hacker ones
58:00 <TheRiddler> I have Warcraft 3 StarCraft  1 n2
58:00 <dematerialised> so they could level me up quicker
59:00 <dematerialised> and gold all over the town lol
59:00 <TheRiddler>  All run on Windows 10
59:00 <dematerialised> yeah i'll have a look
59:00 <dematerialised> if they arent freethough i'll probably torrent it
59:00 <TheRiddler> Also they removed the need to use the discs
59:00 <dematerialised> i still have my diablo 2 discs i think
59:00 <dematerialised> somewhere
00:00 <dematerialised> lost my diablo though
00:00 <TheRiddler> They released new patches for all of them
00:00 <dematerialised> when they went onto battlenet?
00:00 <TheRiddler> Yeah
00:00 <dematerialised> oh cool
01:00 <Loof> neverwinter is on ps4 now, so good free to play
01:00 <Loof> i was playing it on pc
01:00 <Loof> awesome graphics
05:00 <Loof> all your beer are belong to me
05:00 <Loof> just so y'all know
12:00 <Serenity> mmm beer
12:00 <Loof> mmm you
12:00 <Loof> sorry
12:00 <Loof> creepy
12:00 <Serenity> lol loof
12:00 <dematerialised> this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass
12:00 <President_Trump> Loof is HIGH ENERGY
12:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ht9VZ9RB_w
12:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: When you fuck a stranger in the ass Views: 149,787 Uploader: FÃ©lix Cuervo Uploaded: May 13, 2011 Duration: 2m37s Rating: 4.90
13:00 <President_Trump> stebie aka antenna man
13:00 <Serenity> what does antenna man mean
13:00 <dematerialised> does?!
13:00 <President_Trump> he has big antennas at his house
13:00 <Serenity> does !
13:00 <dematerialised> does!
14:00 <President_Trump> looks like two of the biggest melb trolls are at it again
14:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> mmmm serenity
14:00 <Serenity> khello
14:00 <Serenity> its me
14:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> mmm
14:00 <dematerialised> do you see what happens larry?
14:00 <dematerialised> do you SEE what happens?
14:00 <Serenity> i was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
14:00 <faux> to go over
14:00 <faux> evrryfink
14:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> FUCK UP
14:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> she has nice lips tho
14:00 <faux> THEY SAY THAT TIME SUPPOSED TO HEAL YA
15:00 <faux> BUT I AINT DONE MUCH HEALIN
15:00 <President_Trump>  <runner> the melbourne trolls, Serenity, Doodle, faux and dematerialised
15:00 <Serenity> but i aint done much heeelin
15:00 <faux> HELLLLLOOOOOOOO CAN YA HEAR ME
15:00 <dematerialised> are you two singing a girl song
15:00 <faux> im in california dreaminf about whocwe used to be when we were younnnnnngee and freeeee
15:00 <Serenity> does
15:00 <dematerialised> i see
15:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> a shit song
15:00 <faux> i forgotten how it felt before thebworld fellat our feet 
15:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> kick dat song in the head
15:00 <faux> i forgotten 
15:00 <faux> -- chris
16:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> wot are you doing christopher?
16:00 <Loof> lol
16:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> watching Serenity thru her windoe
16:00 <faux> on merck
16:00 <faux> n8
16:00 <faux> m8
16:00 <dematerialised> do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass faux?
16:00 <faux> oh
16:00 <faux> what
16:00 <faux> bi
16:00 <faux> noK
16:00 <faux> *
17:00 <dematerialised> ok time to go shoot people bye
17:00 <faux> bye
17:00 <Loof> bye
17:00 <faux> do u  take requesrs
17:00 <faux> ?
17:00 <dematerialised> depends, have you got the money?
17:00 <faux> ill pay u in smarties
17:00 <dematerialised> we may be able to come to a commercial agreement
17:00 <faux> excellent 
18:00 <Loof> they're melted tho
18:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> irie
18:00 <Loof> indeed
18:00 <faux> sosig
18:00 <dematerialised> ok going for reals now
18:00 <faux> gb
18:00 <faux> tc
18:00 <faux> hb
18:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> fo
18:00 <faux> oh
18:00 <President_Trump> demut time to man the crows nest
19:00 <faux> aka ya mums busy
19:00 <Loof> oh is that amelia or couleurs posing
19:00 <faux> h
19:00 <Loof> posing always posing
19:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> amelia da gr8
19:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> of course
19:00 <Loof> still cant tell
19:00 <Loof> lol
19:00 <faux> couleurs rules
19:00 <Loof> he's a dick
19:00 <Serenity> aw i havent got a random chris rage at 3am for ages
19:00 <faux> hes hilarious
19:00 <Loof> wot
19:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> leaf him & his leopard print wearing gf alone ok
19:00 <Loof> he's an idiot
19:00 <Loof> whatevs
19:00 <faux> rude
19:00 <Serenity> loof im pre sure we're the only two on the server who think so
20:00 <Loof> i dont get it either sez
20:00 <faux> cos ur both boring fux
20:00 <Loof> he must be pretty
20:00 <Loof> or rich
20:00 <faux> ive never seen a pic
20:00 <Loof> cause idgi
20:00 <faux> so idk
20:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> does anyone know wot he looks like
20:00 <faux> nope
20:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> has amsy
20:00 <faux> sekrit
20:00 <faux> no
20:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> def got no limbs
20:00 <Serenity> I bet hes good looking tbh
20:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <Serenity> like mrdanger
21:00 <Serenity> that made me mad cause its harder to hate pretty people
21:00 <Loof> i dont get what people see in him
21:00 <faux> id mount his dangerous face
21:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> mrdanger is hot?
21:00 <Serenity> yeah
21:00 <Loof> very
21:00 <Loof> and successful
21:00 <Loof> so get moist
21:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> wait i think Mel said that too
21:00 <Serenity> i had in my mind he was a fat blotchy nerd but hes not
21:00 <faux> you know who is unexpectedly cute
21:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> she rated him top 5 best looking
21:00 <faux> zaim
21:00 <Serenity> ive never seen zaim
21:00 <zaim> babe
21:00 <Loof> lol if you're into that woggy look
21:00 <Serenity> and i still dont know if hes a troll or not rofl
21:00 <zaim> yes u have Serenity
21:00 <Loof> sorry zaim
22:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> post pic zaim
22:00 <Serenity> i have?
22:00 <zaim> yeah
22:00 <Serenity> when?!
22:00 <faux> id do him
22:00 <zaim> i pasted an insta pic
22:00 <faux> 6 times
22:00 <Serenity> oh
22:00 <Serenity> eff i dont remember :(
22:00 <faux> a day
22:00 <Serenity> show me againz
22:00 <zaim> and u were all like 'wow u got me wet'
22:00 <zaim> and im like pft
22:00 <faux> LOL
22:00 <Serenity> that def sounds like me tbh
22:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> I dont think i seen any hot males on here
22:00 <President_Trump> there are only four trolls in here
22:00 <President_Trump> <runner> the melbourne trolls, Serenity, Doodle, faux and dematerialised
22:00 <Loof> oh and he earns $500 a day he's said it many times
22:00 <Loof> so get moist
22:00 <faux> President_Trump i will banish u
22:00 <Serenity> if hes a wog it was def something id say
22:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> except christopher
22:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> and kunnybunny of course
23:00 <Loof> yum
23:00 <Loof> runnykunnybunny
23:00 <zaim> https://www.instagram.com/p/BH6UIpIhps1P2lGYm9uEMcXFOOiDgz1v_UACE00/?taken-by=zaimc
23:00 <Loof> fully sick
23:00 <Serenity> oh yeeeee
23:00 <faux> yum
23:00 <Serenity> i remember
23:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> take private off
23:00 <Serenity> i def said i got wet tbh
23:00 <Loof> wait he doesn't look woggy, he looks awesome
23:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> I JUS WANT A QUICK LOOK
23:00 <zaim> uNDeRPaNCe lol
23:00 <faux> open it in chrome amelia
23:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> oh
23:00 <faux> and stop ur whining
24:00 <Loof> i must have been thinking of someone else
24:00 <Serenity> can i follow u
24:00 <zaim> sure Serenity
24:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> I will fuckin wine
24:00 <Loof> fuck i had zaim all wrong
24:00 <Loof> i'm out fuck fuck fruck
24:00 <faux> youre welcome
24:00 <faux> and stay out
25:00 <Serenity> i just post pics of cats n food so u dont have to follow me back
25:00 <Serenity> izok
25:00 <faux> hes so unstable it hurts my brain
25:00 <zaim> what the hell happened to loof
25:00 <faux> idk
25:00 <faux> but show me ur butt
25:00 <zaim> got too wet
25:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> well now I've broken it
25:00 <zaim> i have that effect
25:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> so i don't get to see
25:00 <President_Trump> Serenity is going to make a hospital album for us all
25:00 <zaim> let me follow u Serenity
25:00 <Serenity> you're so close to being booted
25:00 <faux> 1
25:00 <President_Trump> what for?
26:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> bai daddy trump
26:00 <President_Trump> arent we discussing photos?
26:00 <faux> Serenity tell zaim 2 show me his butt
26:00 <Serenity> for being a monumental pain in my arse
26:00 <Serenity> fucking christ in hell
26:00 <faux> MoNuMeNTaL 
26:00 <Serenity> zaim is a bit of a babe
26:00 <faux> QuiTe FRaNKLY
26:00 <faux> told u so
26:00 <zaim> thanks Serenity
26:00 <faux> THANK ME
26:00 <faux> FOR ADVERTISING UR GOOD LIOKS
26:00 <zaim> THANK U FAUXE
26:00 <Serenity> i feel like a dropped pie compared to what he looks like
26:00 <Serenity> far out
26:00 <faux> by showing ur butt
27:00 <zaim> u girls makin puddles
27:00 <faux> not yet
27:00 <zaim> lies
27:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> you tell that from his profile pic?
27:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> cant see shit
27:00 <Serenity> im following him
27:00 <President_Trump> Serenity is pretty cute herself
27:00 <Serenity> you faggot keep up
27:00 <zaim> lmfao
27:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> I FUCKIN CANT
28:00 <Serenity> he likes dogs by the looks amelia will be ok wiv dat
28:00 <zaim> uNDeRPaNCe http://prntscr.com/bv5xs7
28:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> omgosh
28:00 <zaim> since ur phone or computer is fucked
28:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> POST MORE OF BOSTON
29:00 <faux> What a fucking legend https://imgur.com/gallery/3nlCd
29:00 <faux> lmakko
29:00 <faux> the second comment
29:00 <faux> bdpzhwbdc
29:00 <Doodle> mm pizza
30:00 <zaim> uNDeRPaNCe http://prntscr.com/bv5yhv
30:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> i luff Boston
30:00 <faux> amelia and zaim
30:00 <zaim> hes a good boy
30:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> is Boston free to hang out?
30:00 <faux> https://imgur.com/gallery/kLg6XqR
31:00 <zaim> trust fall omg
31:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> bwahahahahahah faux
31:00 <faux> loll
31:00 <faux> sp cute
31:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> soso many dogs
31:00 <Doodle> its irc
31:00 <zaim> uNDeRPaNCe last one http://prntscr.com/bv5z56 follow me to see more of boston
31:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> cant contain my feelings right now
31:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> thanks Doodle you fuckin genius
32:00 <Doodle> .
32:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> BOSTON IS SO PHOTOGENIC
32:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> and effortlessly cool
33:00 <faux> fuck boston
33:00 <faux> more of u pls
33:00 <zaim> follow me fucker to see more
33:00 <faux> must i
33:00 <zaim> yup
34:00 <faux> fff
34:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> http://m.imgur.com/AyJRTFw
35:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> do you fink she is bostons type
35:00 <zaim> why not
35:00 <President_Trump> boston sex tour
35:00 <Clarkson> What is great about the heat..... The sexy wimins come out wearing not very much
35:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> ahahahaha
36:00 <Serenity> zaim is my new fave ircer
36:00 <zaim> till tomorrow
36:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> bl trumpy you been pushed to 2nd place
36:00 <zaim> then stebie will be
36:00 <zaim> :<
36:00 <Serenity> ye pre much
36:00 <Serenity> soz
37:00 <President_Trump> till tomorrow
37:00 <zaim> thats cool
37:00 <zaim> make the most of it i guess
37:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> zaim wots your issue
37:00 <President_Trump> i will be here to support Serenity through her recovery after surgery i will be a very good support network, zaim will have moved on
37:00 <Serenity> you can fuck off
37:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> everyone on here has an issue
37:00 <faux> rofl
37:00 <zaim> what in the who now
38:00 <Serenity> he has no issues he is beautiful and perfect
38:00 <Serenity> you shut up amelio
38:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> ahahahahahahaha
38:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> Serenity has fallen hard
38:00 <faux> lmao
38:00 <faux> wtf
38:00 <faux> follow zaim now i have weird wog hair stylists following ne
38:00 <faux> me
38:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> AHAHA
38:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> tryna get closer to Boston
38:00 <Serenity> ill have forgotten by tomorrow i have to make the most of it
39:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> oh wog not dog
39:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> i can't stop thinkin of dogs now
39:00 <faux> some dubai hair stylist 
39:00 <faux> LOL
39:00 <Serenity> he has a billion dogs on insta
39:00 <faux> ok Jalal
39:00 <uNDeRPaNCe> %$&&--54$-6432@"+!:!"
39:00 <zaim> Serenity only a few
39:00 <faux> golly i need to tinkle
39:00 <zaim> that i saw on reddit which i had to post
39:00 <zaim> mostly its boston tho
39:00 <Serenity> omg faux did you get the lychee vid i sent on insta
39:00 <faux> NO
39:00 <faux> SEND IT RN
40:00 <faux> i will kill u
40:00 <Serenity> I SENT YOU IT ALREADY omg
40:00 <faux> fuck i want lychees
40:00 <faux> i didnt get it
40:00 <faux> :(
40:00 <faux> k now i dd
40:00 <Serenity> i love how they peel them more than what it is
40:00 <Serenity> lol
40:00 <President_Trump> hang on ill snapchat it to u faux
41:00 <faux> OK SHE KILLED IT AT THE END IT LOOKS LIKE A GIANT SLAB OF CUN
41:00 <faux> CUM
41:00 <faux> they looked better individualy
41:00 <Serenity> aaahahah
41:00 <faux> mmm
41:00 <Serenity> yeahhh
41:00 <faux> want
41:00 <Serenity> how yum would they be
41:00 <faux> I LOVE LYCHEES
42:00 <faux> SOSO MCH
42:00 <Serenity> i havent had them for ages
42:00 <faux> i had lychee tea the other day
42:00 <faux> i was gasming internally
42:00 <Serenity> that sounds amazing
43:00 <faux> brb wee wee shop
43:00 <faux> if ab gets iff me
43:00 <faux> she usin my ass as a playground for paw patrol toys
43:00 <faux> ..
46:00 <TheRiddler> Just had to do a nasty poop
46:00 <Clarkson> motherfucking stomach can suck my dick
47:00 <amelia> yux
47:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
47:00 <amelia> poopachu
49:00 <President_Trump> https://i.sli.mg/bfvIrN.jpg
50:00 <TheRiddler> I bought a new USB cable for my phone
50:00 <TheRiddler> And a new charger
50:00 <President_Trump> cool story
50:00 <zaim> is it a braided cable TheRiddler
51:00 <TheRiddler> It's a Kmart cable
51:00 <zaim> is it braided or not
51:00 <TheRiddler> No
51:00 <zaim> k
51:00 <TheRiddler> It's still better than my old 1
51:00 <zaim> why
52:00 <TheRiddler> Old 1 kept falling out
52:00 <President_Trump> zaim u voting for TRUMP?
52:00 <TheRiddler> Because it had no pins
52:00 <Serenity> i got a braided one for mum last week at target
52:00 <zaim> australians cannot vote
52:00 <President_Trump> so thats a no, loser
52:00 <zaim> trump is a loser
52:00 <zaim> you're right
52:00 <President_Trump> he is?
52:00 <President_Trump> how so
53:00 <zaim> id rather not get into any debate or discussion over something pointless
53:00 <President_Trump> knew u had nothin
53:00 <zaim> :)
53:00 <President_Trump> CROOKED HILLARY CLINTON
53:00 <Serenity> zaim is pretty he doesnt need anything
54:00 <zaim> lmao
54:00 <TheRiddler> Trump's friend is a pedo
54:00 <faux> whyyyy is pedo the most used word on irc
55:00 <President_Trump> theFiddler trump is not friends with bill clinton
55:00 <Serenity> i know its weird
56:00 <President_Trump> thefiddler does the phillipines
56:00 <TheRiddler> It's probably all Chris Hanson's fault
56:00 <TheRiddler> .
56:00 <Serenity> does President_Trump want to go to the phillipines or something?
56:00 <President_Trump> no thefiddler went on a sex tour there
56:00 <Clarkson> oi big man stop u annoiying cunt
57:00 <Serenity> or not
59:00 <TheRiddler> Wow this charger is way better
02:00 <amelia> ok i am bored who is going to entertain me
02:00 <TheRiddler> Trump sticks trumpets up his ass
03:00 <amelia> is this true Trump?
03:00 <TheRiddler> 1 toot for yes 2 for no
03:00 <President_Trump> yes and then thefiddler sticks it in his mouth
04:00 <TheRiddler> You wish
04:00 <couleurs> Hallo
04:00 <dematerialised> coast to coast la to chicago
04:00 <TheRiddler> Hi couleurs
04:00 <amelia> hay cereals pal
04:00 <dematerialised> hello couleurs you beautiful human bean
05:00 <couleurs> what da goss
05:00 <dematerialised> just chillin with a brew
05:00 <dematerialised> wbu
05:00 <President_Trump> did u scrub the decks today demut?
06:00 <couleurs> picken n flicken
06:00 <dematerialised> nice
06:00 <Serenity> ive had my long boots on all arvo because theyre keeping me legs warm... ive decided I need a peather onsie to keep me warm
06:00 <Serenity> leather too..
06:00 <dematerialised> yeah its about time to put the robe back on
06:00 <dematerialised> its getting chilly
06:00 <TheRiddler> Kinky
07:00 <Serenity> Gi
07:00 <Serenity> uh
07:00 <Serenity> not sure what that was
07:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
07:00 <dematerialised> jeeee iiiiii joooooooe
08:00 <TheRiddler> Yo joe
09:00 <couleurs> i drove on da M1 today i was doing 140km/h i'm a hoon F*ck Da PoLiCe
09:00 <dematerialised> you god damn maniac
09:00 <amelia> if you leave a group on fb does the organizer of the group know
09:00 <dematerialised> no
09:00 <couleurs> god 100 is slow as a tit
09:00 <Serenity> neg
10:00 <amelia> tanks
10:00 <couleurs> i'm #1 courier when u need it fast i go fast ok bye
11:00 <dematerialised> heh
11:00 <TheRiddler> Swift n shift couriers
11:00 <dematerialised> more like shifty cunts
11:00 <couleurs> waze gps app is good, i had it on to point out where speed cameras are thank u waze users
12:00 <couleurs> Recommended.
12:00 <dematerialised> how many tiggiers do you give it?
12:00 <couleurs> 3.5 tiggiers out of 5 
13:00 <couleurs> the gui could use some work it's a bit too cartoonish
13:00 <dematerialised> thats fairly resonable
13:00 <dematerialised> btw TheRiddler will be sueing you shortly for IP theft
13:00 <couleurs> soab
13:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
13:00 <couleurs> did you buy some cool shoes yet tiggier
14:00 <couleurs> my adidas 1s i got are good
14:00 <couleurs> i've had like 4 or 5 in a row now
15:00 <TheRiddler> Sitting in the car and a egg hatches
16:00 <dematerialised> cheater :P
16:00 <dematerialised> although my gps wanders inside, so it thinks im moving when im not
16:00 <dematerialised> ez distance count
16:00 <TheRiddler> Same
16:00 <Serenity> its not actually that easy to hatch onein a car
16:00 <Serenity> i had to drive like 50km to hatch a 2km egg
17:00 <Serenity> .. also i wasnt driving to hatch the fkn egg.. im not that sad i just figured id do it while i was going places
17:00 <dematerialised> sure sure
17:00 <couleurs> PoKeMaN HuNTeRs
18:00 <TheRiddler> Too much concrete
19:00 <Serenity> god my instagram is depressing its quite literally cats n food
19:00 <Serenity> fml
19:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
22:00 <amelia> AHAAHA
23:00 <President_Trump> your mother would be proud sarah
24:00 <TheRiddler> Because of me moving about on the map because of the building I took a gym nearby lol
24:00 <dematerialised> lol
29:00 <Serenity> 1 dont use my name
29:00 <Serenity> 2 she is tysm
39:00 <faux> bluuuues cluuuues bluuues clues
40:00 <TheRiddler> Pooh new xXx movie
40:00 <TheRiddler> *oooh
40:00 <TheRiddler> Even
40:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
41:00 <faux> Pooh
42:00 <Serenity> i just had the best pooh fyi
42:00 <amelia> bloo skadoo we can too
42:00 <amelia> ba bowwww
42:00 <dematerialised> was it a bit smelly?
42:00 <Serenity> nope it was beautiful
42:00 <amelia> my first ever bf got me a blues clues teddy in high school
42:00 <Serenity> and like teflon coz i been smashing metamucil
43:00 <Serenity> cy00t
45:00 <TheRiddler> Cute
45:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
46:00 <TheRiddler> Someone is battling the gym next to me
49:00 <TheRiddler> He left
49:00 <TheRiddler> Time to beat the gym again
50:00 <dematerialised> i reckon it's insane how in the US they have huge hordes of people in one spot at one time
50:00 <faux> golly
50:00 <faux> dedication
51:00 <Serenity> for pokemon dematerialised?
51:00 <TheRiddler> Yep
51:00 <dematerialised> yeah
51:00 <Serenity> clearly you havent been to kings park rofl
51:00 <President_Trump> when do they have huge hordes of people in one spot at one time?
51:00 <TheRiddler> I just got 884 sponsor from an egg
51:00 <TheRiddler> Pinsir
52:00 <dematerialised> nice
52:00 <TheRiddler> Lol sponsor
52:00 <Serenity> there was thousands of people at kings park when we went
53:00 <President_Trump> guns dont kill people, trucks kill people
53:00 <President_Trump> ban trucks
56:00 <Serenity> im about to kill people
56:00 <dematerialised> do it
56:00 <dematerialised> it'll feel awesome
59:00 <Serenity> i feel like it could become an addiction
03:00 <TheRiddler> Ok bbl
04:00 <Serenity> me2
10:00 <couleurs> wow, didn't even answer me shoe question... How Rude
10:00 <under> Fi
10:00 <under> Fa
11:00 <couleurs> hek yes
11:00 <Marttin> morning Shaza
12:00 <couleurs> G'Day
26:00 <GoldSpade> ahh good
31:00 <British^Meat> how is your new channel going GoldSpade?
32:00 <GoldSpade> going good...didnt see you though
32:00 <GoldSpade> every wednesday is hacks n cracks
32:00 <amelia> omgosh its Wednesday
32:00 <GoldSpade> yessss
32:00 <GoldSpade> what day did you think it was
34:00 <dematerialised> unlimited ham and cheese toastie day
34:00 <amelia> whendahexagon will they make a drive thru toastie shop
35:00 <GoldSpade> hehe what does whendawhaty mean
35:00 <GoldSpade> where did you get that from
35:00 <Serenity> thats the best idea ameelio
35:00 <amelia> i know!
36:00 <Serenity> i should do it
36:00 <amelia> you should, and give me 90%
36:00 <amelia> of all profits and i don't need to contribute anything
36:00 <Serenity> i dont think do reg
36:00 <under> a
36:00 <under> m
36:00 <under> e
36:00 <under> l
36:00 <under> i
36:00 <amelia> like all my relationships, take take take
36:00 <amelia> hay fluffs
37:00 <GoldSpade> hehe oh my
37:00 <amelia> hehe oh my oh my
37:00 <GoldSpade> why why why why whyyyyyyy
37:00 <Serenity> really want a hamn chese toastie
37:00 <dematerialised> i just made four
37:00 <Serenity> etff
37:00 <amelia> thin tomato
37:00 <Serenity> hamn n chese
38:00 <Serenity> WTF
38:00 <amelia> mmm
38:00 <amelia> chicken avo cheese mayo
38:00 <Serenity> unintentional derp mode
38:00 <amelia> not the condiment kind
38:00 <couleurs> i made 1 today
38:00 <Serenity> I might just have one on sunday
38:00 <amelia> did you use sandwich press, toaster or pan
39:00 <Serenity> in a pan with 2343423 butter
39:00 <Serenity> hnngg
39:00 <dematerialised> sandwich press with a light coat of canola oil to make the bread crispy
39:00 <dematerialised> i dont have any butter
39:00 <amelia> I was talkin to cereals
39:00 <couleurs> pan with butter and canola oil mix
39:00 <amelia> ohhhh
39:00 <couleurs> crispy goldened
40:00 <Serenity> im borderline fap mode after this convo
40:00 <amelia> i like de crunch when you cut dem in half
40:00 <amelia> (triangle of course)
40:00 <Serenity> ofc
42:00 <Doodle> good lord 
43:00 <couleurs> mozzarella inner sides, thinly sliced tomato w/ pepper, ham w/ a dash of mustard... pan each side for 3 to 4 mins thank u and bye
43:00 <Doodle> how are u alive
43:00 <Serenity> holy shit
44:00 <couleurs> gonna setup me instagram @toastiewithdamostie69 ok
45:00 <amelia> bwhaahahahaa
46:00 <amelia> cereals is winning Serenity over
46:00 <Serenity> not a chance pal
46:00 <amelia> all it took was toastytalk
46:00 <Doodle> tittytalk wins me over
46:00 <Doodle> and sezz
46:00 <Doodle> for that matter
47:00 <Serenity> ;)
47:00 <Doodle> shars ya pearly white baps
47:00 <Serenity> tbh i mostly dislike couleurs in principal these days.. one has to stick to their gunz m8
47:00 <Serenity> on
48:00 <amelia> no dats called being stubborn
48:00 <dematerialised> i like couleurs because we both like mr robot and one day i am going to marry couleurs
48:00 <Serenity> i will fucking be stubborn
48:00 <amelia> I KNOW YOU WILL FUCKIN BE STUBBORN
48:00 <Doodle> far out dematerialised the rate you're going there will be nobody left to marry 
48:00 <amelia> you know no other way
48:00 <Serenity> exactly
48:00 <Serenity> das jus me
48:00 <couleurs> every1 luvs me apart from Loof cos he's retarded
49:00 <Serenity> i dont love you fuck off with your glorious toasted sandwiches you prick
49:00 <Clarkson> fuckin hell kunny...
49:00 <amelia> irie
49:00 <dematerialised> sorry doodle but you gotta be quick
49:00 <amelia> kunnnnnnnybunny
49:00 <couleurs> HEhEheh
49:00 <Doodle> dont marry them
49:00 <Doodle> just bang them
49:00 <Doodle> its cheaper
49:00 <Serenity> doodle just chops them up
49:00 <Doodle> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
50:00 <Doodle> wow thats the first time anyone has actually ssshhhhhd when i said shhhhhhhhhhh
51:00 <couleurs> dematerialised n me watching mr robot tomorrow nite while Serenity makes us toasties #dreamCUMtru
51:00 <dematerialised> #truuuuuuuuuuu
51:00 <Doodle> can someone make me a cup of cino pls
51:00 <Doodle> who has a machine
52:00 <dematerialised> does it have to be real cino?
52:00 <Doodle> ye
52:00 <dematerialised> or can i use my powder stuff
52:00 <dematerialised> oh
52:00 <Doodle> neg
52:00 <dematerialised> well you're shit out of luck then
52:00 <Clarkson> fuckin idiots , i cant stand that shit :/
52:00 <Doodle> tho theyre alright
52:00 <Doodle> some of them
52:00 <Serenity> i dont think i know what mr robot is
52:00 <dematerialised> only one of the greatest tv shows in existence
52:00 <Doodle> i dont watch any tv made after 2000 so iunno either
52:00 <Doodle> except ab fab
55:00 <Doodle> my nephew bought me a box of mcdonalds cookies
55:00 <Doodle> who wants to trade sexual favours for some
56:00 <dematerialised> tempting
56:00 <Doodle> ehehee
02:00 <couleurs> dematerialised: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVQ3s7dxFIQ
02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mr Robot Crack | Part 1 Views: 57,721 Uploader: sivandivan Uploaded: Dec 16, 2015 Duration: 5m44s Rating: 4.89
02:00 <couleurs> amasing hsit
03:00 <dematerialised> hahaahahaha this is awesome already
03:00 <dematerialised> gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
03:00 <couleurs> it's a 12 out of 10
03:00 <couleurs> lmao metal gear solid
03:00 <couleurs> fuck
04:00 <dematerialised> lol
06:00 <dematerialised> i wanna hug you couleurs
06:00 <dematerialised> i wanna do things i cant talk about right now
06:00 <dematerialised> ^_^
07:00 <dematerialised> that was over far too quickly
07:00 <dematerialised> oh good theres a part 2
10:00 <couleurs> so good
10:00 <couleurs> memes in toastie form
10:00 <dematerialised> indeed
14:00 <dematerialised> poor Tyrell
14:00 <dematerialised> he just wants a cuddle
14:00 <dematerialised> elliot cuddles
17:00 <couleurs> :)
18:00 <couleurs> s1 got so good mid way
18:00 <couleurs> 10/10 good
21:00 <dematerialised> yeah
21:00 <dematerialised> there's a reason it's got such high ratings
21:00 <dematerialised> dunno why more people dont know about it
21:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHcekmxypVc
21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: GUESS WHO'S BACK?! Views: 8,177 Uploader: sivandivan Uploaded: Jul 16, 2016 Duration: 1m2s Rating: 4.97
21:00 <couleurs> god damn this guy
21:00 <couleurs> subscribed
22:00 <dematerialised> haha
24:00 <couleurs> yes it has like a 8.8 on imdb and a fuckin' 98% on rt
24:00 <couleurs> that's high as fukc
24:00 <couleurs> smoekerryweed
25:00 <couleurs> saw a lot of h8 last time in comments on the readit
25:00 <couleurs> 'why is he so boring and talk funny' 'his eyes are huge' 'watched first 4 eps then gave up'
26:00 <couleurs> wtf
26:00 <dematerialised> yeah
26:00 <dematerialised> i think a lot of people miss the point
26:00 <couleurs> agreed.
26:00 <couleurs> looks like tyrell is his alter ego SPOILERS
27:00 <couleurs> tyrell durden
27:00 <couleurs> O SNAP
27:00 <dematerialised> haha
27:00 <couleurs> no wonder he has a super hot wife
27:00 <couleurs> hottest woman on tv in ever
28:00 <dematerialised> she is rather attractive
28:00 <dematerialised> kind of like a normally proportioned olivia wilde
29:00 <couleurs> yea and angelina 
29:00 <couleurs> the blonde girl is attractive 2
29:00 <dematerialised> yeah
29:00 <couleurs> darlene is ok
31:00 <couleurs> weird how they got 2 cast members from house of cards now
31:00 <couleurs> maybe 3 even
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
31:00 <couleurs> i loved the smart house hacking scene in ep 1
31:00 <couleurs> that was gr8
32:00 <dematerialised> yeah the smart house hacking thing was kinda weird
32:00 <couleurs> hi katmanduh_koala01 
33:00 <faux> LOL
33:00 <dematerialised> a lot of it was annoying but i think that was the point
33:00 <dematerialised> annoyed the woman so much she had to leave
35:00 <couleurs> ya
35:00 <couleurs> darlene hacked her smart watch, she was sitting at the fountain when she ran past 
35:00 <dematerialised> yeah
35:00 <couleurs> that's why they show her watch going ERROR LOL
36:00 <dematerialised> should have bought an android
36:00 <couleurs> it was 1
36:00 <couleurs> moto 360 i think
36:00 <dematerialised> oh
36:00 <dematerialised> i dont own a smart watch so i dont know these things
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooo I love wentworth!
37:00 <dematerialised> excuse me this is the mr robot channel i believe you are lost
37:00 <couleurs> i was gonna get that 1 irl but the battery life sux
37:00 <dematerialised> i like the idea of having one but it'd just bea  toy
37:00 <dematerialised> i dont use my phone for much mroe than alarm clock and to tell work im not coming in today
37:00 <dematerialised> oh and photos
37:00 <LollyCock> hm
38:00 <couleurs> coool
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> Mr robot!
40:00 <LollyCock> fukalot
40:00 <LollyCock> huh
40:00 <couleurs> n e other goss about toasties or other foods
41:00 <LollyCock> sigh
48:00 <LollyCock> right
57:00 <faux> hi im baxk
57:00 <faux> who missed me 
57:00 <faux> oh
57:00 <faux> well then
58:00 <faux> brb while i weep
00:00 <couleurs> ok
03:00 <faux> Serenity LOL
03:00 <faux> watchinf kuwtk
03:00 <faux> reigns cute face
03:00 <faux> im dying
05:00 <Serenity> how cuuuute
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hau there
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
13:00 <couleurs> hauhauhau
15:00 <IthinkNot> evening all
17:00 <Serenity> HI KATE HAS YOUR WOMB FRUIT EXPIRED?
18:00 <Serenity> hmm expired seems inappropriate but you know what i means
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ expired
29:00 <Serenity> i just realised one of the eyeshadows I have reacts with black light
29:00 <Serenity> gosh ive been putting it on everything
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> do the cat!
31:00 <Serenity> oh i should
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> muhahah ha haw
31:00 <Serenity> i might wait until tomorrow hes already pissed off with me for accidentally kicking him in the face
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahhah
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> now you just need to send him to the inlaws …. (like my cat) :P
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> they love that
33:00 <Serenity> haha he would kill everyone
37:00 <President_Trump> WATER
37:00 <President_Trump> <katatonic_kate01> ICE
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd, my cat is hissing at the inlaws
38:00 <GoldSpade> ice ice and more ice
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty much 800 times a day
38:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
38:00 <GoldSpade> every day more ice
38:00 <TheRiddler> how are you
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai riddler!
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> good :D
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> you?
38:00 <TheRiddler> have you had your fake baby yet?
38:00 <GoldSpade> haa
38:00 <TheRiddler> pretty good
39:00 <GoldSpade> flakka is the new drug of choice
39:00 <GoldSpade> try some flakka 
39:00 <GoldSpade> turn into a demon
39:00 <GoldSpade> might be fun
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had a miscarriage duh 
41:00 <faux> DID U COUGH THEBBABY OUT YET
41:00 <President_Trump> too much ICE
41:00 <GoldSpade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMJMujPoa4Y
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: WARNING!!! EXTREMELY DISTURBING!!! 'FLAKKA' - TERRIFYING DEMON ZOMBIE DRUG SWEEPING THE NATION!!! Views: 771,323 Uploader: RevMichelleHopkinsMann Uploaded: May 9, 2016 Duration: 4m38s Rating: 4.12
41:00 <GoldSpade> fucking wierdos
42:00 <GoldSpade> on flakka
42:00 <TheRiddler> krokodil
43:00 <GoldSpade> soon ice wont exist
43:00 <GoldSpade> or heroin
43:00 <GoldSpade> its all gonna be flakka
43:00 <TheRiddler> you wont exsist I hope
45:00 <couleurs> #rekt
46:00 <faux> ehehe
47:00 <TheRiddler> I went to parents place tonight for dinner
47:00 <TheRiddler> mum's bday is today
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooh what’d ya have
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ah
47:00 <TheRiddler> chicken n chips
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
47:00 <TheRiddler> and coleslaw
47:00 <Maurice> Lots of bdays today
47:00 <Maurice> It's my sisters and our friends too
48:00 <couleurs> yea well me bday was 4 months ago
49:00 <Maurice> Sorry I didn't get you a present
49:00 <couleurs> that's ok, every day without Loof is a present 
50:00 <faux> lmaoo
50:00 <Maurice> Your present will be my ban to him when he rejoins
50:00 <Maurice> For calling me a gold digging slut
50:00 <faux> pegslut
50:00 <GoldSpade> haha
50:00 <couleurs> whoa
50:00 <Maurice> I'm not sure how I'm a gold digger or a slut
50:00 <Clarkson> At 10 5/8 inches, many women find me uncomfortably large inside of them. Anyone know of a good doctor for penis reduction surgery?
50:00 <Maurice> But whatevs
50:00 <President_Trump> i want a HAM AND CHEESE CROISSANT
50:00 <couleurs> he's def on flakka 
50:00 <faux> diggin 4 dix
50:00 <faux> TOBLERONE
51:00 <Maurice> CAPSLOCK
51:00 <President_Trump> but i have no HAM and no CROISSANT
51:00 <faux> COFFEE
51:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
51:00 <faux> eat cheese 
51:00 <faux> CHEESE
51:00 <faux> yum
51:00 <Maurice> Cheese toastie
51:00 <faux> toastie
51:00 <faux> YE
51:00 <faux> gud 1
51:00 <faux> ur a too bloke Maurice 
51:00 <faux> top.
51:00 <Maurice> I know, right
51:00 <couleurs> #toastie_talk
51:00 <President_Trump> its not the same as a HAM AND CHEESE CROISSANT
52:00 <faux> ICE
52:00 <Maurice> I don't like HAM so it's better
52:00 <faux> what
52:00 <faux> HAM rules 
52:00 <President_Trump> katatonic_kate01 gimme some of your ICE
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> ice ice baby
52:00 <faux> shaved
52:00 <Maurice> It's yuck
52:00 <faux> k8 has ice on highlight 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> trump - we all know you have your own supply
52:00 <President_Trump> u cant eat faux it is against your religion
52:00 <faux> ex
52:00 <faux> cuse
52:00 <faux> me
52:00 <Maurice> I hadn't planned on eating faux
52:00 <GoldSpade> heheh
52:00 <faux> how very dare you
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <faux> how rude Maurice 
52:00 <GoldSpade> fax
52:00 <faux> i can assure u i am delicious 
52:00 <Maurice> Look man, it's just not on my agenda
53:00 <faux> ye well
53:00 <faux> f
53:00 <faux> ya
53:00 <Maurice> I am a busy man, I can't fit you in
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> gis a look at yo dick maurice
53:00 <Maurice> Thats a bit forward
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> im that kinda gal
53:00 <Maurice> You intergalactic hussy!
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol *bows*
54:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ve got super powers
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> too
54:00 <Maurice> I'll admit I stole that line from Homer
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <Maurice> He calls Marge one and asks was the alien better than him
54:00 <faux> cock gobbling abilities 
54:00 <Clarkson> hate it when faggots cum early
54:00 <Serenity> my cat cant talk ok
54:00 <Maurice> I bet he can
54:00 <Maurice> MroOoOoWwww
54:00 <Serenity> he tries his hardest
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock gobbling - lol
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> so I ate indian for dinner… regrettable!
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s back to dust and water for me now
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS
56:00 <Serenity> loll
56:00 <Serenity> meanwhile on saturday im eating the planet
56:00 <Maurice> Damn, Serenity and I were talking about indian food last night
59:00 <TheRiddler> HACK THE PLANET
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