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00:00 <johninja> hook me up
00:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/eTjohlC 
00:00 <Jimbo> you dont have money or pets
00:00 <Jimbo> only corn
00:00 <Skirmish> All you need is money Jimbo and you're in like flynn. 
00:00 <johninja> corn = money
00:00 <Jimbo> money on a cob
00:00 <dematerialised> Labor 9 11 Liberal-National
00:00 <TheRiddler> cute amsy
00:00 <johninja> one day when the economy colapses all there will be is corn
00:00 <johninja> cornocurrency
01:00 <amsy> :3
01:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised: What is that count? 
01:00 <dematerialised> confirmed senate seats
01:00 <Doodle> eeee
01:00 <Doodle> cisco
01:00 <British^Meat> naww amsy
01:00 <johninja> 9 11
01:00 <Doodle> being a router
01:00 <British^Meat> too cute
01:00 <TheRiddler> is that why US has an abundance of corn
01:00 <johninja> inside job
01:00 <johninja> confirmed
01:00 <Skirmish> It's GM Corn. 
01:00 <TheRiddler> they're hoarding for colapse
01:00 <johninja> cornfirmed
01:00 <amsy> he is quite lovely b^m
02:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t31.0-8/13112977_10207224575186310_5400660125896679257_o.jpg
02:00 <amsy> roosters norwegian cousin
02:00 <johninja> naw i have seen that kitty b4
02:00 <dematerialised> http://iview.abc.net.au/programs/abc-live-stream/IV1512H001S00#playing
02:00 <johninja> why is he sitting behind the monitor lol
02:00 <TheRiddler> does it drink mead
02:00 <amsy> he does it a lot
02:00 <TheRiddler> :p
02:00 <British^Meat> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/12091338_10154264889888032_7034589149715403392_o.jpg
03:00 <Doodle> eeee
03:00 <TheRiddler> also
03:00 <TheRiddler> is mead the drink of choice in norway?
03:00 <British^Meat> lol Doodle
03:00 <amsy> no
03:00 <TheRiddler> maed
03:00 <TheRiddler> oh
03:00 <British^Meat> cat looks wat too content
03:00 <British^Meat> like he rules the roost
03:00 <Doodle> haha
03:00 <TheRiddler> a shame
03:00 <TheRiddler> what is the drink of norway
03:00 <Doodle> he bit me 2 secs after that pic was taken
05:00 <Jimbo> ffs john im sick of ur corn
05:00 <TheRiddler> cornholio
05:00 <amsy> aquavit is pretty traditional but most people are into beer
05:00 <TheRiddler> oh
05:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/QQn9tQf 
05:00 <Doodle> ehhehe
05:00 <Doodle> his come hither eyes
06:00 <amsy> haha his white bits make me happy
06:00 <amsy> so clean
06:00 <Doodle> ehehe
06:00 <johninja> drink up bud
06:00 <British^Meat> cat needs to be squeezed
07:00 <TheRiddler> make some moonshine
08:00 <Jimbo> why do they call it gorilla warfare? gorillas dont have wars in suburbs
08:00 <johninja> have us a hottenanny
11:00 <TheRiddler> hai vampelia
11:00 <British^Meat> wait jimbo is Taco?
11:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
11:00 <British^Meat> LOL fuck me........
11:00 <Clarkson> i'm on welfare between jobs atm and i sure as shit dont have the cash to splash on preordering bullshit
11:00 <amelia> hai slasheh wots up
11:00 <TheRiddler> nm
11:00 <TheRiddler> we're talking cats
11:00 <TheRiddler> bitten by vampire bats
11:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/q3WAcIt hes fucking lovely
11:00 <amelia> de musical?
11:00 <dematerialised> hello @ amelia
11:00 <amelia> ohhh
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <amelia> haiii @ chu demats
11:00 <Jimbo> British^Meat, no thanks ur just a corn farmer
11:00 <TheRiddler> doodle's cat caught a bat
12:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
12:00 <dematerialised> penny wong is tearing strips into scott morrison
12:00 <dematerialised> i love it
12:00 <dematerialised> her aggression makes me horny
12:00 <Doodle> lol
12:00 <Doodle> she's a raging bulldyke tho
12:00 <dematerialised> i dont care
12:00 <Doodle> so you're out of luck
12:00 <johninja> woah
12:00 <Doodle> i mean penny wong not amelia
12:00 <dematerialised> haha
12:00 <Doodle> tho she might be too
12:00 <Doodle> she wont sleep with me 
12:00 <dematerialised> oh
13:00 <Jimbo> who is penny wong?
13:00 <amelia> woah
13:00 <dematerialised> well thats the sign right there
13:00 <Doodle> ye
13:00 <Doodle> def a leso
13:00 <dematerialised> like, doodle has turned gay women straight, and amelia is resisting him?
13:00 <dematerialised> confirmed hairy armpits
13:00 <amelia> I saw some lesbians tonight
13:00 <Doodle> lol
13:00 <johninja> nice
13:00 <amsy> lol oh
13:00 <amelia> she said i looked skinnier den last time saw her
13:00 <Doodle> did u chat them up
13:00 <amelia> so ye i like lesbians now
13:00 <johninja> lol bitch
13:00 <Doodle> did you become a refugee of the peoples republic of lesbania
14:00 <amelia> no i take that as compliment, she was prob right
14:00 <johninja> naw that means she thought you were fat last time
14:00 <Jimbo> Doodle, what gay women did you turn?
14:00 <Doodle> national dress checked shirt and clumpy boots
14:00 <doctor> lesbogs
14:00 <johninja> she's saying you are less fat now
14:00 <johninja> thats not really very nice
14:00 <dematerialised> Labor 10 14 Liberal-Nationals
14:00 <Doodle> only the ones i met Jimbo
14:00 <amelia> she said first time i met she was all in my face and i said excuse me i not lesbian ok
14:00 <TheRiddler> isn't that the dress of rednecks too
14:00 <Jimbo> Doodle, oh ok fair
14:00 <Jimbo> Doodle, ever met a butch lesbo?
14:00 <Doodle> no, urmum doest return my calls
14:00 <Doodle> n
15:00 <doctor> Lesbians are less afraid to hold hands in public I find
15:00 <amsy> DOODLE
15:00 <Doodle> amsy
15:00 <Jimbo> she doesnt have a phone shes just a corn farmer lollllll
15:00 <amelia> she was def off her head, would not stop talking
15:00 <johninja> hot
15:00 <amsy> can i spoil quali or?
15:00 <Doodle> omg yes pl do
15:00 <Doodle> s
15:00 <amsy> alright
15:00 <amsy> shit
15:00 <amsy> button will be p3
15:00 <Doodle> OMG HOW
15:00 <amsy> HE QUALIFIED FIFTH
15:00 <Doodle> eeeeeeeeeeee
16:00 <Doodle> vettel got his penalty
16:00 <johninja> in arabia men often hold hands
16:00 <amsy> and ros and vettel have to serve 5 grid place pens
16:00 <Doodle> i'd turn gay for jenson button
16:00 <Clarkson> i wanna fuck shit up
16:00 <johninja> lets do this Clarkson
16:00 <Clarkson> there another bitch added to ignore
16:00 <johninja> oh
16:00 <amsy> also hulky is p2
16:00 <amelia> rolled
16:00 <Jimbo> can nebody recommend some existential movies 2 me
16:00 <Doodle> where is danny
16:00 <British^Meat> button 3rd? sheesh, how?
17:00 <amsy> but he was also under investigation for speesing under yellow flag
17:00 <amsy> speeding
17:00 <johninja> the waking life is pcool Jimbo
17:00 <British^Meat> wheres smiling ricciardo?
17:00 <Doodle> wow crazy
17:00 <amsy> danny qualid 7
17:00 <amsy> :/
17:00 <Doodle> eek
17:00 <Doodle> wheres that verstappen cunt
17:00 <Clarkson> you think i'm fucking with you?
17:00 <amsy> ves 9 
17:00 <Doodle> ty
17:00 <Doodle> lol
18:00 <Doodle> lewis is on pole?
18:00 <amsy> and mas, bot and rai in there somewhere
18:00 <amsy> ye
18:00 <Doodle> man
18:00 <Doodle> i wish kimi would fuck off already
18:00 <amsy> i love kimi lol
18:00 <Doodle> misery guts raikonnen
18:00 <amsy> iceman hilarity
18:00 <Doodle> i cant stand him
18:00 <Jimbo> its not on netflix so it doesnt exist
18:00 <dematerialised> i am happy that derryn hinch has won a senate seat
18:00 <dematerialised> all pedos must hang
18:00 <Doodle> he is bad for ferrari
19:00 <Doodle> has all the pr talent of a dead goat
19:00 <amsy> yeah he is but hes so classically finnish
19:00 <amsy> its hilarious
19:00 <Doodle> no!
19:00 <doctor> pedobbq
19:00 <amsy> he is!
19:00 <doctor> save a refugee, feed them a pedo
19:00 <Doodle> mika hakkinen is finnish and he was great
19:00 <Doodle> kimi is a shit
19:00 <Clarkson> I think it's still full price at EB and shit
19:00 <dematerialised> indeed doctor!
19:00 <johninja> doctor is an ideas man
19:00 <Jimbo> hey corn farmer stan has "taking lives" - thats the same thing right?
20:00 <Doodle> kimi 'we had a lot of problems' raikkonnen
20:00 <Jimbo> like legit i searched for it and thats what it suggested
20:00 <doctor> I create and solve problems consecutively
20:00 <amsy> well here finnish people have a reputation and he lives up to it
20:00 <Jimbo> its all like "did you mean taking lives?"
20:00 <johninja> it meant take your own life
20:00 <Jimbo> and im like sure why not, close enough
21:00 <Doodle> well here finnish people mean shit all and he proves why
21:00 <amsy> lmao
21:00 <Doodle> ferrari would have been better off putting paris hilton in as a driver
21:00 <dematerialised> finn is fast
21:00 <dematerialised> finn is fearless!
21:00 <Doodle> cos he can drive but doesnt do pr
21:00 <Doodle> she cant drive but can do great pr
22:00 <dematerialised> finn is ferocious
22:00 <Doodle> so they would cancel out
22:00 <Doodle> and her tits are nicer to look at than his
22:00 <amsy> perez to ferrari pls and ty
22:00 <doctor> 68:64 to libs right now
23:00 <Doodle> dont put a mexican in a ferrari he will flog the wheels off and have the front wing in tijuana by monday after the race for sale
23:00 <Jimbo> finnish people dont even have corn
23:00 <amsy> lol
23:00 <Doodle> 'only used once for you my lovely customer'
24:00 <Doodle> also they said at goodwood
24:00 <Doodle> front wing off mercedes current f1 car
24:00 <dematerialised> turnbull is about to give his speech Skirmish
24:00 <Doodle> $90,000
24:00 <dematerialised> i hope he cries
24:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised: To concede his mandate to be a cunt?
24:00 <amsy> good god
24:00 <Doodle> lol i know and they just break em
24:00 <amsy> sick of mercedes
25:00 <Doodle> i have to say as a company mercedes cant put a foot wrong atm
25:00 <Doodle> killing it in china with sales
25:00 <Doodle> killing it here
25:00 <Doodle> all new cars
25:00 <Doodle> winning f1
25:00 <Jimbo> mexicans would probably make good race car drivers if they werent theives cause they can do any job faster than anyone else
25:00 <Jimbo> im not even stereotyping
25:00 <johninja> well if mexicans have one thing it's corn
25:00 <johninja> and drugs
26:00 <amelia> burritos
26:00 <Doodle> in ur butt
26:00 <amelia> i wish
26:00 <Skirmish> How come their country is a shit hole then Jimbo? Shouldn't it be years ahead since they do things faster? 
26:00 <Doodle> :o
26:00 <Doodle> @mp3 La Sonora Dinamita - Se Me Perdió la Cadenita.mp3 (6.04MB 128kbps Stereo 6:35)
26:00 <Skirmish> Cheese and onion chippies. Hit the spot. 
27:00 <Jimbo> great logic you have there Skirmish 
27:00 <Jimbo> so what are your views on russia or china?
27:00 <Skirmish> You voted for the greens. Don't lecture me on logic. 
27:00 <Jimbo> whats wrong with the greens?
28:00 <dematerialised> LNP 72  Seats  66 ALP 7 undecided
28:00 <dematerialised> ALP are gaining
28:00 <Doodle> oh goodness how exciting i wonder who will win
28:00 <Jimbo> dematerialised, so the greens are going to win, right?
28:00 <Doodle> i hope its labour or the coalition
28:00 <Doodle> ...
29:00 <doctor> Pauline Hanson will win
29:00 <Skirmish> Def won't be the greens. 
29:00 <Doodle> oh wait soz
29:00 <Doodle> labor
29:00 <doctor> Then she'll build a wall
29:00 <Doodle> have to remember the stupid fucking spelling
29:00 <dematerialised> 6.1% swing to Labor for one of the undecided
29:00 <Jimbo> Skirmish, why not?!
29:00 <dematerialised> all swinging to Labor except one which is swinging to Greens
29:00 <Skirmish> Jimbo are they likely to win 76 seats? No? They don't win. 
29:00 <Doodle> any chance they could all swing into oncoming traffic
29:00 <dematerialised> why are you replying to Taco Skirmish
29:00 <dematerialised> ignore him
30:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Los Buitres de Culiacan - El Cocaino.mp3 (6.08MB 128kbps Stereo 6:38)
30:00 <Skirmish> Combination of boredom and a hope that keeping him talking will annoy Serenity  so much she boots him. 
30:00 <dematerialised> fair enough
30:00 <Jimbo> Skirmish, well its just as certain as the economic success of iraq because of their oil reserves. Right?
31:00 <Doodle> its spelt eye-rak
31:00 <Jimbo> or mexico, and their hard workers
31:00 <doctor> Once we can run cars on glass the only solution would be to nuke the middle east
31:00 <Jimbo> and whatever bullshit you dribbled
31:00 <johninja> iraq has actually one a couple of battles lately, things are looking up
32:00 <dematerialised> iraq has juan a couple of battles
32:00 <johninja> yes
32:00 <Skirmish> Look at the swing to Labor in the NSW seat of Macarthur demat. Over 11%. HUUUUUGE! 
32:00 <TheRiddler> soccer battles?
32:00 <doctor> ISIS weren't really powerful to begin with
32:00 <johninja> no they beat isis
32:00 <dematerialised> yeah Skirmish
32:00 <doctor> Syria and Iraq just don't exist anymore
32:00 <dematerialised> it's looking pretty for for ALP
32:00 <johninja> they weren't powerful before they beat the shit out of them and took all their weapons and vehichles
32:00 <Clarkson> hmmm no fennic fucker after all....
32:00 <TheRiddler> so libs are losing seats now?
33:00 <dematerialised> yeah
33:00 <TheRiddler> cool
33:00 <johninja> well everyone was waiting for the WA votes
33:00 <Jimbo> iraq has been fucked for the past 100 years
33:00 <dematerialised> lost 4 since they had senate majority
33:00 <johninja> you may have saved us
33:00 <johninja> go you sandgroping pricks
33:00 <Jimbo> mostly because of greed
33:00 <doctor> WA sick of Liberals. Barnett has proven to be an absolute disaster
33:00 <dematerialised> http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/cowa/
33:00 <dematerialised> Perth Northern Suburbs
34:00 <TheRiddler> he has
34:00 <Jimbo> meanwhle the fuckin persians and their hairy puss are smashin it
34:00 <dematerialised> +7.8% swin to ALP
34:00 <dematerialised> still being counted
34:00 <TheRiddler> barnett is horrible
34:00 <TheRiddler> he only cares about getting more tax money
34:00 <Jimbo> dematerialised, how many times did you vote today?
35:00 <doctor> He sent the state broke, never trust an economist with big ideas
35:00 <dematerialised> lol fucking Mike nathan
35:00 <dematerialised> or whatever his name is
35:00 <dematerialised> the one with the accent
35:00 <doctor> Splurge all the money on pet projects then go bust during downturns
35:00 <doctor> Elizabeth Quey - what a joke
36:00 <TheRiddler> that's not even finished
36:00 <Skirmish> What did you get up to today amelia?
36:00 <Skirmish> Errr yesterday. 
36:00 <amelia> i went to my friends going away partay tonight at ze bar but still sick so i not stay long
37:00 <doctor> Have you been? It's horrid: the water stinks and is polluted, water park is contaminated, no cafes or places to look. All there is is just a bridge, a playground, and a whole heap of concrete
38:00 <amelia> wotchu do
38:00 <doctor> He should be taken out back and executed
38:00 <dematerialised> agreed
38:00 <doctor> Bit rash, but I never liked the bloke
39:00 <TheRiddler> going away?
39:00 <TheRiddler> fleeing the country?
39:00 <dematerialised> do you read a lot of books TheRiddler?
39:00 <TheRiddler> why didn't you beg them to take them with you
41:00 <dematerialised> the lady on ABC just swore!
41:00 <Skirmish> amelia: I slept all day to come back to work. 
42:00 <Skirmish> Last shift tonight though, probably come in Wednesday to wrap some stuff up and in Nowra from Thurs to Tues. 
42:00 <TheRiddler> damn
42:00 <TheRiddler> what did I last say
42:00 <Jimbo> nowra coles?
42:00 <Jimbo> kool
43:00 <Skirmish> If I worked at Coles ... What am I doing here now when it would be closed? 
43:00 <dematerialised> Labor 15  Seats  Liberal-National 20
44:00 <Jimbo> how do you know that? do you work at coles or something?
44:00 <Skirmish> Got me. I wonder what people think when they come into the store and I am sitting at a desk in the corner typing away ignoring the world. 
45:00 <amelia> he is doing nightshift @ coles, leave him alone ok
45:00 <Jimbo> ill tell you what they think
45:00 <Jimbo> nothing
45:00 <johninja> if he didn't do it how would you have fresh groceries to pick tommorow
45:00 <Serenity> Hi guys tell me something not scary
45:00 <johninja> its true aussie battlers like Skirmish that keep this country rnning
46:00 <Skirmish> Yeah otherwise you'd have asian corn in the country! 
46:00 <dematerialised> i was gonna say i give warm cuddly hugs but that might be scary
46:00 <dematerialised> sooooooooo
46:00 <johninja> exactly
46:00 <dematerialised> i dunno
46:00 <Jimbo> Serenity, Skirmish has muscles somewhere
46:00 <Serenity> i jusst watched conjuring 2 im scared to go shower
46:00 <amsy> watch some tom and jerry
46:00 <amsy> it will fix it
46:00 <Serenity> im watching kevin hart atm
46:00 <Skirmish> Rick and Morty! 
47:00 <amsy> tom and jerry or babar ia my go to when im scared lol
47:00 <amsy> is*
47:00 <Serenity> BABAR
47:00 <dematerialised> penny wong looks drunk
47:00 <Serenity> omg i loved babar
47:00 <dematerialised> i think she's tired
47:00 <johninja> lol babar
47:00 <Skirmish> Wow I have not heard of Babar in decades. 
47:00 <amsy> lol same
47:00 <Serenity> youtubing babar
47:00 <johninja> she's all worn out battling big scott
47:00 <dematerialised> haha
47:00 <amsy> the intro song makes me so happy
48:00 <Serenity> aww me tooo
48:00 <Serenity> it makes my heart happpy
48:00 <Skirmish> Penny Wong is just keen to get home and go muff diving. 
48:00 <amsy> yeee
48:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBaS3C_VATs
48:00 <dematerialised> i reckon Skirmish
48:00 <dematerialised> celebratory clunge exploring
48:00 <amelia> holy crap Babar
48:00 <amelia> i remember Cornelius
48:00 <johninja> mmm corn
48:00 <Skirmish> What's next, Gumby? 
48:00 <Serenity> uncle arthurrr
48:00 <amelia> he kinda reminds me of Skirmish
49:00 <Skirmish> Wait was that insulting? 
49:00 <amelia> thought he was a bit of a know it all
49:00 <amsy> lmao
49:00 <johninja> shots fired
49:00 <Skirmish> Well sooooorry for knowing a thing or two. 
49:00 <Skirmish> Like SQUIRTING IS URINE
49:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker is eating pork crackle im gonna shove them up his arsehole in a minute
49:00 <amelia> i said thought he was a know it all
49:00 <amelia> he didn't know shit
49:00 <amelia> ITS NOT FUCKIN PISS
49:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13529200_1097652610281680_4539387906288686848_n.jpg?oh=220f85a00b9802c1b4f3582bdff9561b&oe=58075100
50:00 <amelia> ASHEHHWJAKWJJADBEKS
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <Serenity> awww thank you amsy
50:00 <Serenity> babar rules
50:00 <amsy> yw
50:00 <amelia> apple fritter looks fuckin weird
50:00 <johninja> lol
50:00 <Skirmish> Pam from Archer loves her bear claws. 
50:00 <johninja> random af
50:00 <amelia> fuck Archer has me in stitches
50:00 <Clarkson> blocked ... your boss doesn't want you to know shit 
50:00 <johninja> are you drunk watching the food chan?
51:00 <amelia> how good is food chan tho
51:00 <Skirmish> It is an awesome show. Pam is the best. 
51:00 <johninja> pretty damn good tbh
51:00 <amsy> i need my apples to hurry up and grow, im hanging to make awesome apple pastries
51:00 <Serenity> i watch competitive food guys on youtube when i feel like binging on shit food
51:00 <Clarkson> yeh i would go home too but i'm a spastic retard who can't even get dsp so i just do amphets and see what kinda shit i can fit in my ass as i sit around all day like pz, i hope chucky doesn't bash me again
51:00 <Serenity> im mental irl
51:00 <amsy> so many on my tree this year
51:00 <TheRiddler> it does
51:00 <amelia> I had chicken nuggets tonight mmmm
51:00 <dematerialised> BeaR CLaW
51:00 <amelia> only 4 tho
52:00 <TheRiddler> make some apple cider too
52:00 <amelia> ok i lied i had 12
52:00 <amelia> :(
52:00 <johninja> lol
52:00 <dematerialised> you had 24
52:00 <dematerialised> admit it
52:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/BJX2eNx0xnM
52:00 <Serenity> rofll
52:00 <johninja> what sauce tho
52:00 <Serenity> i want to eat a 24 pack
52:00 <amelia> i had 12 for $5
52:00 <dematerialised> tomato
52:00 <Serenity> but id end up in hosp for sure
52:00 <TheRiddler> I have quinces
52:00 <amelia> red rooster
52:00 <TheRiddler> or however they're spelt
52:00 <amelia> mato sauce of course
52:00 <TheRiddler> well did
52:00 <johninja> classy
52:00 <Serenity> i think quince is also the plural
53:00 <amsy> shit
53:00 <amsy> i want a strawberry donut
53:00 <amelia> the boy gave me stupid bbq sauce n told me to drive safe n i dunno how he expects me to that tbh when he gives me wrong fuckin sauce
53:00 <TheRiddler> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quince
53:00 <amelia> disappointing
53:00 <Serenity> i want a lemon cheesecake
53:00 <johninja> sheesh
53:00 <johninja> he could have caused an accident
53:00 <dematerialised> you should get gravy instead of sauce and feel truly disgusting
53:00 <TheRiddler> quince and sweet lime
53:00 <amelia> those nuggets actually made me sick right now
53:00 <TheRiddler> my banana plant is dying :(
54:00 <amelia> i def regret them, at least 6 of them
54:00 <johninja> don't think about it too much
54:00 <johninja> just like...ease your way through it man
54:00 <TheRiddler> apparently the place where it's planted is not draining properly
54:00 <TheRiddler> and it's just too cold here for it
54:00 <johninja> yeh 
55:00 <TheRiddler> I dont know what to do about the cold
55:00 <johninja> did you get frost?
55:00 <Serenity> hydroponics
55:00 <amelia> frosty fruits
55:00 <johninja> might have to knit a sweater for it or sumthin
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol amelia
55:00 <Serenity> how fucking good are frosty fruits
55:00 <Clarkson> ness who the fuck wants to be an eternal student ?
55:00 <amelia> crochet it
55:00 <johninja> its just not crochet
55:00 <amelia> Serenity and i are terrible together, everything gets turned to food
55:00 <TheRiddler> might have to get a new plant in spring
56:00 <dematerialised> im going to go get some nuggets to celebrate the rise of the soviet nation of australia
56:00 <dematerialised> brb comrades
56:00 <Serenity> you're a closet fatty amsy
56:00 <Serenity> er amelia
56:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaa
56:00 <amsy> lmao
56:00 <johninja> amsy is too 
56:00 <johninja> lol
56:00 <amsy> ye
56:00 <Skirmish> Hmmmm nuggets
56:00 <TheRiddler> the avacado plants are hanging in
56:00 <amelia> I tall about things i don't get
56:00 <amelia> talk
56:00 <amelia> its my way of dealing
56:00 <TheRiddler> and it looks like a couple of herbs have started to do well
56:00 <Serenity> i trawl instagram for food pics like 15 times a day
56:00 <amelia> hence why i never talk bout dick ;)
57:00 <Serenity> to look at chocolates and burgers i dont get to eat
57:00 <amsy> haha same amelia
57:00 <amsy> daydream about australian junk food
57:00 <amelia> ahahahhahah it gets you thru
57:00 <TheRiddler> oh I think I have a date tree too
57:00 <amelia> its a bit like torture tho
57:00 <amsy> not even kidding when i say i think about dimmies every day
57:00 <Serenity> i ate the tiniest fucking bit of pork crackle just now like it wouldnt have even weighed 5g and now my gallbladder is stabbing me
58:00 <TheRiddler> never had pork crackle
58:00 <amelia> can never say no to pok
58:00 <TheRiddler> pork belly is nice tho
58:00 <Serenity> just now... like 30 mins ago
58:00 <amelia> pök crackle
58:00 <TheRiddler> pokcraklemon
58:00 <Serenity> waitt
58:00 <Serenity> no dim sims amsy?
58:00 <Serenity> pokkenkrakken
59:00 <amsy> neh
59:00 <Serenity> thats deressing
59:00 <TheRiddler> no dim sims in norway?
59:00 <Serenity> er depressing
59:00 <amsy> dim sims is exclusive to aus
59:00 <TheRiddler> oh right
59:00 <Serenity> i used to cook em then cut em in half and drown them with pepper and tommy sauce
59:00 <Serenity> hnngg
59:00 <amsy> also would kill for a kiev
00:00 <Skirmish> I love steamed dim sim. 
00:00 <TheRiddler> kiev's are aus exclusive too?
00:00 <amsy> steamed or fried i dont care just fkn gimme summmmmm
00:00 <TheRiddler> why are we thinking of moving to norway again?
00:00 <Skirmish> Can I send you some amsy? Express post. 
00:00 <amsy> fast internet and no bogans
00:00 <TheRiddler> oh
01:00 <TheRiddler> well bogans cant afford to live there
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <Skirmish> Just don't go to sweden! That's a bit of a mess at the moment. 
01:00 <Serenity> bogans doesnt mean poor
01:00 <johninja> upper middle class bogan
01:00 <amsy> theyre the worst kind
01:00 <Serenity> perth is 90% bogans and most of them work on the mines
02:00 <Serenity> theyre earning more than us all combined
02:00 <johninja> before all the mining jobs went at least
02:00 <johninja> but at least they still have thier huge morgages
02:00 <Serenity> eh i dont know anyone whos actually been laid off tbh
03:00 <johninja> oh cool
03:00 <Serenity> either my friends are lucky or its been over exaggerated
03:00 <amsy> oil is declining here
03:00 <amsy> bit scary
03:00 <amelia> did you jus make up statistics
03:00 <amsy> many people have lost their jobs
03:00 <Serenity> obviously amelia
03:00 <Serenity> calm down i didnt call u a bogan
03:00 <amelia> dont fuckin do it again
03:00 <amelia> capiche?
03:00 <johninja> lol
03:00 <Serenity> ill do wot i want cunt
03:00 <amelia> ahahahahahah
03:00 <amsy> quiche
03:00 <amelia> ohhhh quiche
03:00 <Skirmish> It's all Brexit's fault. 
04:00 <TheRiddler> I think it's just that there is very little mining jobs left since new projects have stalemate
04:00 <amelia> i need to haf showahhhh powahh
04:00 <amelia> cannot be stuffed
04:00 <Serenity> my son is sleeping under the dining table tonight... not sure how to feel about this
04:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
04:00 <TheRiddler> I think I did that once
04:00 <Serenity> he made this fort/cubby/man cave under the dining table rofl
04:00 <TheRiddler> no wait
04:00 <amelia> ahahhahahaaha
05:00 <amelia> let him sleep der
05:00 <Serenity> and is now sleeping under there
05:00 <TheRiddler> ^
05:00 <Serenity> its heaps warm in there too
05:00 <amelia> if he wanna go to his bed he will go on his own accord
05:00 <TheRiddler> he needs his own man cave to cope
05:00 <amelia> cute lil nuffin
05:00 <amelia> mmm udfi
05:00 <amelia> muffin
05:00 <amelia> ffs
05:00 <Serenity> haha
06:00 <Serenity> i want a huge orange and poppy seed muffin
06:00 <Serenity> the size of my face
06:00 <amelia> yummmmmmm
06:00 <amsy> lol i hate you both
06:00 <amelia> i really like pumpkin in things, i wonder wot a pumpkiumpkiumpkin muffin be like
06:00 <TheRiddler> pumpkin scones
06:00 <amelia> asheh!
06:00 <Serenity> pumpkin muffins are amazing
06:00 <amelia> ohhhhh
06:00 <Serenity> my sister makes the best ones
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <johninja> 20 hostages have been killed in an Islamic State-backed terror attack on a cafe in the Bangladeshi capital of Dhaka
07:00 <johninja> RIP beehhh
07:00 <amelia> awww
07:00 <amsy> i have tim tam ripoffs but thats for later with tea!!!!
07:00 <TheRiddler> we'll have a pumpkin date amelia
07:00 <TheRiddler> :p
07:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
07:00 <amelia> sounds delightful
08:00 <TheRiddler> ride about in a pumpkin carriage eating pumpkin pie with cream and pumpkin scones
08:00 <Skirmish> johninja: They chopped up the foreigners! 
08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
08:00 <Skirmish> Nasty pasties. 
08:00 <Serenity> in fact i might go to spudshed tomoz and get me a pumpkin
08:00 <Serenity> n make some pumpkin muffin i wont be able to eat
09:00 <Serenity> +s
09:00 <TheRiddler> send them to amelia
09:00 <TheRiddler> gift basket
09:00 <amelia> put dem on your window sill i will come collect
09:00 <Serenity> haha
09:00 <johninja> lol
09:00 <amelia> also i would like to place an order for pumpkiumpkiumpkin pie
09:00 <johninja> muffin snatcher
10:00 <amelia> dats how i roll
10:00 <Serenity> school holidays are on now so im gonna have to bake to attempt to keep ant full
10:00 <TheRiddler> muffin snatcher sounds dirty
10:00 <amelia> hahahahaahha
10:00 <johninja> yeah sounds like he's gonna have a growth spurt soon
10:00 <amelia> SNaTCH
10:00 <Serenity> fuck man he is a machine
10:00 <amelia> ok showah powah
10:00 <johninja> ok
10:00 <TheRiddler> night amelia
11:00 <Skirmish> Hahaha one of the guys fell over here one night and he stood up dusted himself off and looked at us all and said 'and that's how I roll' and walked away. Hysterical! 
11:00 <johninja> lol
11:00 <johninja> and then sued for comp
11:00 <Skirmish> Nah you can't get compo for looking like a numbty. 
11:00 <johninja> trip hazard 
11:00 <johninja> somewhere
12:00 <johninja> there has to be something else at fault
12:00 <Serenity> https://youtu.be/BtV_nQKhkdY
12:00 <Skirmish> He tripped over himself and went into a commando roll to try and salvage dignity. 
12:00 <TheRiddler> can you sue for comp without serious injury?
12:00 <Serenity> not if you ever want to be employed again
12:00 <johninja> you just fake a serious injury
12:00 <Skirmish> You can go for workers comp with any injury that keeps you from coming to work. 
13:00 <TheRiddler> oh right
13:00 <Skirmish> Even if that injury is mental because all your workmates laugh at you for falling over. 
13:00 <Skirmish> Nobody is that fragile here though. 
13:00 <Serenity> did that rude cunt just say goodnight to amelia and no one else
13:00 <Skirmish> ... Here at coles. 
14:00 <johninja> lol
14:00 <johninja> i think he ping ou
14:00 <Serenity> i hope the next time he shoves something down his pisshole it gets stuck
14:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I think riddler will be back. 
15:00 <Serenity> you're lucky mate
16:00 <TheRiddler> ugh
16:00 <Serenity> has anyone seen trainwreck?
17:00 <Serenity> i need to know if its as bad as it looks
17:00 <Skirmish> Nope. Isn't that the movie where a guy went into the cinema and shot it up in America? 
17:00 <Skirmish> Must have been a terrible movie. 
18:00 <Serenity> haha i dunno but thats one way to show everyone a movies crap i guess
18:00 <johninja> lol
19:00 <johninja> http://imgur.com/ux1DG9I 
19:00 <Serenity> lol
19:00 <Skirmish> http://hollywoodlife.com/2015/07/23/lafayette-louisiana-shooting-trainwreck-movie-theater-shooter-dead-victims/
20:00 <couleurs> i've seen it, it's a bad movie cos ham face is in it and she's not funny
20:00 <Skirmish> Who is ham face? 
20:00 <Skirmish> Amy Schumer? 
20:00 <Serenity> i cannot stand amy schumer
21:00 <Skirmish> Me either. I can't stand that McCarthy wench either that's in the new Ghostbusters. 
21:00 <Skirmish> I will not be watching that feminist propaganda. 
21:00 <couleurs> yes, good guess
21:00 <Serenity> she has her moments like.. when she has 1 scene in a movie and she does a funny rant
21:00 <Skirmish> Jenny McCarthy! So not funny. 
21:00 <Serenity> but thats about it
21:00 <johninja> what about rebel wilson then?
21:00 <Serenity> but amy schumer ugh
21:00 <Serenity> not funny
21:00 <Serenity> ever
21:00 <Serenity> i like rebel but ive liked her since fat pizza
21:00 <Skirmish> Rebel Wilson is awesome. 
22:00 <johninja> i'm more of a magna fan tbh
22:00 <Skirmish> She is naturally funny. The other two you can see how hard they have to try. 
22:00 <johninja> i think rebel relies on cheap humour too much
22:00 <Serenity> amy... oh being a woman ha ha im a slut.. periods.. men.. hey i fucked 12 guys
22:00 <Serenity> YEAH FUNNY AMY
22:00 <Serenity> not
23:00 <amelia> i don't think Rebel is funny
23:00 <amelia> at all
23:00 <Skirmish> She laughs about being a slut. Then that kid on the red carpet made a joke along the same line and she called him out as being a feminist hater. She's a repulsive cunt. 
23:00 <Maurice> Like that Trainwreck movie, not great
23:00 <amelia> her face is quite pretty tho
24:00 <johninja> lol
24:00 <Maurice> (23:17:03) (Serenity): has anyone seen trainwreck?
24:00 <Maurice> (23:17:13) (Serenity): i need to know if its as bad as it looks
24:00 <johninja> it is
24:00 <Maurice> Ha I just scrolled and saw that
24:00 <Maurice> It's not worth the download
24:00 <Serenity> eh i wont bother then
24:00 <Maurice> Unless you want to check out John Cena
24:00 <Skirmish> A guy hot up the cinema at the premiere. It must suck. 
24:00 <Serenity> not really
24:00 <Maurice> Have you seen Sisters yet?
24:00 <Serenity> he doesnt do it for me
24:00 <Serenity> nope
24:00 <Maurice> Central Intelligence!
25:00 <Maurice> All you need is a little Hart and a big Johnson
25:00 <Skirmish> Despite having Hart in it that Central Intelligence has been getting good reviews. 
25:00 <Serenity> fucking christ the rock is so over rated
25:00 <Maurice> It's funny
25:00 <Maurice> I watched it the other night
25:00 <Serenity> kevin hart is a god Skirmish watch yourself
25:00 <Maurice> I love both of them so fuck you both
26:00 <Skirmish> Kevin Hart is only good when matched up with someone else that actually is good. 
26:00 <amelia> yah hes a crack up
26:00 <Serenity> no way hes fucking hilarious
26:00 <Serenity> always
26:00 <Clarkson> no TheCrow, everyone knows im always a cunt
26:00 <Maurice> I'd let myself be the meat in an oddly shaped sandwich
26:00 <amelia> do you watch house husbands or whatever it's called
26:00 <johninja> calm down Clarkson
26:00 <Clarkson> to screw women he doesnt know
26:00 <Serenity> neg
26:00 <johninja> paul blart mall cop
27:00 <Skirmish> That guy is so not funny either. 
27:00 <Maurice> Sezz, Scary Movie 2 is on chan 99
27:00 <Serenity> cbf turning the tv on rofl
27:00 <Maurice> YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE
28:00 <Doodle> lol sezz did u like the movie
28:00 <Serenity> i didddd even tho it scared the wee outta me
28:00 <Doodle> haha
28:00 <Doodle> theyre doing a spinoff movie about the nun
28:00 <Doodle> eeeeeee
28:00 <Serenity> oooh
28:00 <Serenity> do you think they will doa conjuring 3?
29:00 <Doodle> probably
29:00 <Serenity> they'll prob kill it until its not scary anymore
29:00 <Doodle> there's money to be made
29:00 <Doodle> ye
29:00 <amelia> dont you dare drop spoilers you fuckers
29:00 <Serenity> im tempted to say the second was scarier than the first tho
29:00 <Doodle> in the fil industry its known as flogging a dead horse
29:00 <Doodle> m
29:00 <amelia> seriously need a swear jar
30:00 <Doodle> soz gertie i didnt know u were gonna see it
30:00 <Skirmish> Sometimes I feel like I'm beating a dead horse - Axl Rose
30:00 <Serenity> im not giving away spoilers
30:00 <Serenity> ill scare myself again
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <amelia> haha
30:00 <Serenity> ffs Doodle ShadowLurker was playing dubstep songs in the car and one song had fucking babadook clips in it.. now that movie was shit but i tell you what suddenly hearing that shit in the car while youre driving isnt fun
31:00 <Doodle> bloody hell whats he trying to do
31:00 <Serenity> kill us all clearl
31:00 <Serenity> clearly
31:00 <Skirmish> We were going to see the Warcraft movie 2 weeks ago and we seen kids about 10 years old going into Conjuring 2 with their parents. 
31:00 <Skirmish> If it's really that scary that kid is probably terrified. 
31:00 <Doodle> i swear that film should have just been called ADHD the movie
32:00 <Serenity> i hope so Skirmish so it keeps its parents awake for weeks
32:00 <johninja> A peregrine falcon chick could be in rehab for "up to a year" after it crash-landed having fledged from its nest at the top of the 23-storey block of flats.
33:00 <Doodle> so when rooster jumps up on the end of my bed in the middle of the night i'll hit the roof now
33:00 <Serenity> hahahah
33:00 <Doodle> nah lol tbh i dont really get freaked by movies
33:00 <Doodle> having said that i wouldnt go out into the bush right now
33:00 <Serenity> fucking turbo the night before last... im laying there almost asleep and that cunt stands up next to the bed and slides his paw under the blanket and grabs my pants
33:00 <Clarkson> otherwise my missus will find out i got some bitches on the go you know
33:00 <Serenity> i shat
33:00 <johninja> stone colddd
33:00 <Doodle> loool
33:00 <amelia> steve austin
35:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIeoHULj_pg
35:00 <Serenity> this guy is hell excited about butter
35:00 <Clarkson> i would shoot the black bastards
35:00 <Serenity> hes russian Clarkson not black
35:00 <johninja> thats not very nice Clarkson
35:00 <Clarkson> im speaking chinese you fucking ginzo
35:00 <Clarkson> I'm excited by my shit
36:00 <Serenity> o
36:00 <johninja> clearly
36:00 <johninja> he's coool
37:00 <johninja> i'm gonna get high and binge watch all his shit when i get teh nbns
38:00 <Skirmish> Turbo putting the moves on you! Don't tell ShadowLurker!
39:00 <Serenity> i just about punched his head off
39:00 <Serenity> scared the shot out of me
39:00 <Serenity> shit
40:00 <Skirmish> 'You don't need these babeh'
40:00 <Serenity> 67-67
40:00 <Serenity> well feck eh
40:00 <johninja> :o
40:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/02YQe25.gifv
40:00 <couleurs> me
40:00 <Skirmish> Oh wow! 
40:00 <Skirmish> Labor could still pull this out of the bag! 
41:00 <Serenity> this really could go any way
41:00 <Skirmish> In other news Blink 182 have a new album out. 
41:00 <Serenity> i feel like it will be terrible
41:00 <johninja> its 19981
42:00 <johninja> i just want to see it happens so malcom looks like a dick for declaring victory
42:00 <Serenity> i want labor to win so that toad faced grumpy cunt on the project will get a tat of shorten on his arse
42:00 <Skirmish> johninja: lol yes! 
43:00 <Skirmish> I don't like Shorten but if he pulls this out of him bum he deserves to be PM. 
43:00 <Skirmish> His*
44:00 <johninja> “The commissioner advises us there will be no more counting tomorrow or on Monday,”
44:00 <johninja> why not monday?
45:00 <Skirmish> Malcolm has declared it a holiday to try work out how to salvage this. 
45:00 <johninja> lol
46:00 <Skirmish> I thought he had it in the bag there for a while but to be neck and neck again is great. If Labor get all of those 11 seats that are unknown they will form govt without the greens and Malcolm is pretty well fucked because they won't keep him on as leader if he loses. 
47:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnpLEnIqj_A&feature=youtu.be 
48:00 <Tiggier> wow couleurs you're up late
48:00 <couleurs> you're not my real dad!!!!!!!!!
48:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/r4GtZE6.jpg
48:00 <couleurs> dats pimp
49:00 <johninja> grandalicious
50:00 <TheRiddler> hipster all the way
51:00 <TheRiddler> but
51:00 <amelia> i was in mt lawley tonight... home of the hipsters
51:00 <amelia> they were everywhere
51:00 <TheRiddler> how can a tv so small exsist back then
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
52:00 <amsy> lol oops
52:00 <johninja> it's like a tiny projector
52:00 <amsy> i was meant 2 link that 2 u today cc
52:00 <amsy> ur watch irl
52:00 <couleurs> thx
52:00 <couleurs> 2 me
52:00 <johninja> lucky
53:00 <couleurs> amsy: http://i.imgur.com/02YQe25.gifv
53:00 <Serenity> [11:44pm] <johninja> “The commissioner advises us there will be no more counting tomorrow or on Monday,”
53:00 <Serenity> [11:44pm] <johninja> why not monday?
53:00 <Serenity> so they can work out how to rig some more votes
54:00 <Maurice> I've been reading that they ran out of ballot papers so were turning people away, dunno how true that is
55:00 <amsy> hehehehe
55:00 <amsy> good acceleration
55:00 <amsy> https://youtu.be/m_4XY1nNzFA
56:00 <amsy> i also read that some of the workers were giving bad voting instructions
56:00 <TheRiddler> I want that miniature pony 
56:00 <couleurs> it's all rigged, you guys are finally catching on
56:00 <couleurs> good job!
56:00 <couleurs> lmao this guy laughing
56:00 <amsy> lol hes amazing
57:00 <amsy> the echo/calming effect makes it
57:00 <couleurs> laffing along 4 no reason now
57:00 <couleurs> ahahaha
57:00 <amsy> ive watched it 20 times but im gonna watch it again
59:00 <couleurs> amasing
59:00 <johninja> yeah it was a bit fucky
59:00 <johninja> even labor sending dodgy txts
59:00 <couleurs> Favourite For When I'm Feeling Sad.com
00:00 <amsy> lol nice 1
01:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/LXYXUM6.jpg
01:00 <couleurs> that me
01:00 <couleurs> i can't i have to do a thing
03:00 <Serenity> RIP fagits
03:00 <TheRiddler> it's the end of the world
03:00 <Skirmish> Phaggots
04:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <Maurice> Foggots
05:00 <Skirmish> Ah that's what DC'd me. 
05:00 <Maurice> http://www.27bslash6.com/foggot.html
05:00 <Skirmish> Thought my DONGLE had dropped out. 
05:00 <johninja> dank
06:00 <TheRiddler> what's with pubs closing in sydney at 8pm
06:00 <johninja> lol 8pm now?
06:00 <Skirmish> Too many fuckheads killing cunts. 
06:00 <TheRiddler> idk
06:00 <Maurice> Speaking of faggots, where faux been tonight
06:00 <Maurice> Wheres
06:00 <Skirmish> Out with Joggo? 
06:00 <johninja> she chillin at her fams
06:00 <amsy> shes at her dads
06:00 <Maurice> Can you not say joggo, it sounds retarded
06:00 <TheRiddler> ^
06:00 <amsy> sissy is taking yp lots of time/energy
07:00 <johninja> lol
07:00 <amsy> so shes well asleep now lol
07:00 <johninja> did you see the braids?
07:00 <Maurice> She needs to toughen up, 3 kids here sapping my energy and I'm still awake ;D
07:00 <Maurice> Well, 4 including the husband who I just put to bed
08:00 <Skirmish> Did the porn movie start in the garage last night? 
08:00 <Maurice> Sadly no
08:00 <Maurice> I was making chicken skewers at 1am
08:00 <Maurice> And dim sims
08:00 <Skirmish> Best wife ever. 
08:00 <Maurice> There was apparently major munchies going on
08:00 <TheRiddler> dim sims it taboo
08:00 <TheRiddler> here
08:00 <TheRiddler> amsy gets sad :p
09:00 <Maurice> Yeah Skirmish, those guys told Cam I'm the best wife, I'm assuming their wives go 'no fuck you, I'm not cooking you shit'
09:00 <Maurice> But I was awake and also munchie so why not
10:00 <amelia> being married would be so odd
11:00 <amelia> wot are you meant to do when you don't want them no more
11:00 <Maurice> I dunno, it's been 11 yrs this year so it's just a way of life now
11:00 <amelia> so much effort
11:00 <Maurice> Chop them up and bury them in the backyard?
11:00 <Skirmish> If you live with someone then getting married doesn't really change much. 
11:00 <TheRiddler> what did I last say?
11:00 <amelia> 11 years jeezus
12:00 <Maurice> Yeah, together 15
12:00 <amelia> you change so much in 11 years, totally diff people
12:00 <amelia> how do you still want each other and the same things
12:00 <Skirmish> Well amelia you would ideally want to make sure you wanted that person for a long time before getting married. 
12:00 <Maurice> He works FIFO lol
12:00 <Maurice> He's gone 4 weeks at a time
12:00 <Maurice> Home for 1
12:00 <Maurice> Before that I was FIFO
12:00 <amelia> yeah i get that Skirmish but even still
13:00 <Maurice> Absence/heart/fonder/etc
13:00 <amsy> also generally you chamge together
13:00 <amsy> change*
13:00 <Maurice> And that
13:00 <amelia> I agree its better to miss someone than have too much of em
13:00 <Skirmish> K and I have a lot in common but we also enjoy doing things away from each other. Natural space. 
13:00 <^pHANTOM^> true amsy
13:00 <amsy> i say generally but divorce is rife
13:00 <Maurice> You either work through that growing or you become another divorce statistic
14:00 <amelia> seems minimal to grow and change in the same direction
14:00 <amsy> same with me and my partner Skirmish
14:00 <Maurice> We don't have a lot in common, except porn sex
14:00 <Maurice> He wants to buy a boat, I hate boats
14:00 <Skirmish> Lol maurice. 
14:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
14:00 <Maurice> You should see the bruises on my boobs
14:00 <TheRiddler> boat porn
14:00 <Maurice> Ridic
14:00 <johninja> she wanted a cat, I hate cats, we got a cat
14:00 <Maurice> Lol johninja
14:00 <Skirmish> With K and I both working shift work too we also get default time without the other when they are working and we're not. 
14:00 <Maurice> I wanted a cat, he hates cats, we got a cat
14:00 <johninja> haha
14:00 <amelia> spending forever with ONE person
15:00 <amelia> eugh
15:00 <Serenity> gawd we've been together 7 years this yr
15:00 <Maurice> Well to be fair, I've only spent 15yrs with one person
15:00 <Maurice> Previous to that were other people
15:00 <amelia> yah but
15:00 <amelia> you're planning on forever
15:00 <Maurice> Nah, I plan on bumping him off soon
15:00 <amelia> I'm not downing it
15:00 <Maurice> Replace him with Adam Levine
15:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
15:00 <Skirmish> We're still blown away that we're going on our 1 year anniversary next month. 
15:00 <johninja> well you need somebody that is going to be cool with you when you are all old n shit
15:00 <amelia> jus hard to fathom one person forever
15:00 <Skirmish> You're young amelia. You will grow out of it :P
16:00 <Maurice> I guess I've come from families who are together for the long haul
16:00 <amsy> i dont struggle to imagine my fiance and i together forever
16:00 <amelia> hahahahaha
16:00 <johninja> she needs a mother to start pushing her for grandkids hard
16:00 <amelia> I'm freakin 29
16:00 <Maurice> Both sets of grandparents have been together for 60+ yrs
16:00 <Skirmish> You are probably more likely to find someone to stay with long term because you haven't raced into it at a young age. 
16:00 <Maurice> My parents have been together for 42
16:00 <Maurice> Lol I was married at 23
16:00 <Maurice> Catch up amelia
16:00 <Serenity> lol anniversarys
16:00 <Serenity> i thought this was our 3rd weding anni...
17:00 <Serenity> its our 4th..
17:00 <Serenity> oops
17:00 <johninja> lol
17:00 <^pHANTOM^> at 23..
17:00 <amelia> I can see myself being with someone for a long time but then moving on and spending the next period of my life with someone diff and so on
17:00 <^pHANTOM^> wow
17:00 <johninja> time flys
17:00 <Maurice> ^pHANTOM^ yes, and now I'm nearly 35
17:00 <Maurice> I mean, I'm 27.
17:00 <amelia> swear to god i would suicide if i had to marry at 23
17:00 <Maurice> Lol I didn't HAVE to marry
17:00 <Maurice> You twonk
17:00 <amelia> or even 33
17:00 <amsy> lol
17:00 <Skirmish> amelia: Don't get married then. Find someone on the same page as yourself where you can enjoy life together but you know there is an expiry on it. 
17:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahaah
17:00 <Tiggier> ugh
17:00 <amelia> Wait you CHOSE to get married?
17:00 <amsy> ill be 33 at my wedding
17:00 <johninja> haha
17:00 <Tiggier> or the same channel? :P
17:00 <Maurice> I know, scary, right??
18:00 <amelia> v. scary
18:00 <johninja> not in all cultures tbh
18:00 <couleurs> i'm 13 :)
18:00 <Maurice> It wasn't the 1920s where I got knocked up and needed to be married
18:00 <Maurice> Our eldest son was at our wedding..
18:00 <Serenity> i was married at 26
18:00 <Serenity> well technically i was still 25 i guess
18:00 <amelia> i jus thought people who got married were always forced into it soz my bad
18:00 <amsy> lmao fuck
18:00 <Clarkson> givin u shit n cunts on mike
18:00 <^pHANTOM^> Maurice nothing wrong with being 35
18:00 <Skirmish> My son was my best man at 14yo. Best wedding ever. 
18:00 <TheRiddler> they are
18:00 <johninja> thats pretty cute lol
18:00 <Maurice> Well no, I love my husband and his penis is awesome
18:00 <Maurice> Why not put a ring on it
19:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
19:00 <Maurice> COCKRING
19:00 <johninja> the guys are often forced into it
19:00 <^pHANTOM^> LOL
19:00 <TheRiddler> ha kk
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
19:00 <Serenity> yer i told ShadowLurker id cut his balls off if he didnt marry me
19:00 <Serenity> not really he proposed and i told him to fuck off
19:00 <TheRiddler> it looks like a hung election again
19:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
19:00 <Serenity> trew story
19:00 <Skirmish> I don't think people are forced into it, some people just do it for the party and then it blows up afterwards cause they aren't compatible. 
19:00 <Maurice> Cam goes 'wanna get married?' and I go 'Ok'
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> who won the election?
19:00 <johninja> "I want my big fancy day so i can be the centre of attention!" "ughhh ok..."
19:00 <Serenity> no one yet
19:00 <Maurice> So we got engaged then months later I got pregnant
20:00 <amsy> lol im actusøly terrified of having a wedding
20:00 <amsy> actually*
20:00 <amelia> I'm joking skirmish, i realise people who marry do it becsuse they want to
20:00 <Maurice> My wedding wasnt expensive
20:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol, whys that amber?
20:00 <Serenity> ours was so small cause i didnt want the big hoo haa
20:00 <Maurice> My dress only cost $500
20:00 <Maurice> (she already has a big hoo haa)
20:00 <Serenity> EXCUSE YOU
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <amsy> i dont like all the fluff surrounding it
20:00 <Serenity> moll
20:00 <johninja> kek
20:00 <Maurice> Lol
20:00 <amsy> or the attention
20:00 <Maurice> I made myself lol
20:00 <Maurice> Then I burped
20:00 <TheRiddler> wear a zelda wedding dress amsy
20:00 <Serenity> i have two dresses cause the first ne i bought didnt fit
20:00 <amsy> no ty
20:00 <^pHANTOM^> amsy: ahh ok.
20:00 <Serenity> but now it does and i should get married again
20:00 <TheRiddler> oh
20:00 <Skirmish> One of my best mates gf's thought that the story of how K and I met was made up. 
21:00 <Maurice> amsy, we got married in a park, reception at my parents house
21:00 <Skirmish> FFS It's our fucking wedding why would we make this shit up! 
21:00 <Serenity> brothel Skirmish?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:00 <Skirmish> :-|
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> irc?
21:00 <amelia> if i got married i would prob elope
21:00 <Maurice> Kings Cross?
21:00 <TheRiddler> http://pre13.deviantart.net/bce4/th/pre/f/2016/002/8/7/princess_zelda_wedding_dress_by_lillyxandra-d9mfacs.jpg
21:00 <Maurice> Half the people at my wedding I didn't know
21:00 <Maurice> They were my parents and grandparents friends
21:00 <amelia> or jus have tiny wedding with mama and handful of friends
21:00 <Maurice> I didnt care
21:00 <Serenity> we got married in kings park.. went home had like 2 drinks and i was asleep by midnight rofl
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <Maurice> I didn;t even have sex on my wedding night :(
22:00 <Skirmish> We went on a date and she said afterwards there was no spark and we could be friends. So I said nope I got enough friends. We slowly drifted together over the next few weeks. 
22:00 <amsy> yeah im pretty sure we'll just have a tiny ceremony at the courthouse and then a reception party somewhere afterwards
22:00 <johninja> I would marry amelia if her visa was going to expire
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> its such a big day,…..
22:00 <amelia> ahahahaahhaa
22:00 <doctor> cat and mouse game sucks
22:00 <amsy> sister in law did that and it was nice
22:00 <Skirmish> LOL I was so drunk on my wedding night I could get it up but couldn't blow so I gave up and went to sleep. 
22:00 <Maurice> I didn't drink back then
22:00 <Maurice> But I got really bent
22:00 <amelia> no you would always forget my name jonfen i dunno if i could stand foe that
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i got pizza after my wedding lol
22:00 <johninja> :/
22:00 <Maurice> I crossed the main road between mums house and mine in my wedding dress to smoke bongs
23:00 <Maurice> I got a few beeps
23:00 <johninja> damn my dementia
23:00 <Serenity> ohhthe johnny plugs picture came up in me time hop yesterday
23:00 <johninja> lol
23:00 <amelia> i would prob eventually say yea getting married then when the day comes i wouls shit my pants and catch a flight to Spain or some shit
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
24:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
24:00 <amelia> with my dog
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can always get a divorce….
24:00 <amelia> nah
24:00 <amelia> too messy
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably easier than getting married lol
24:00 <amelia> and drama
24:00 <Serenity> i always swore i wasnt getting married
24:00 <johninja> yeah and you even get to have half his shit if you're clever
24:00 <amelia> Escaping to another country sounds easier
24:00 <amelia> i dun want half his shit
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> you get half their shit after 6 months in nsw anyways
24:00 <amelia> i would jus walk away
25:00 <johninja> naww
25:00 <Serenity> its the same everywhere
25:00 <Serenity> common law
25:00 <amelia> plus i got my own shit
25:00 <amelia> why i need him for
25:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
25:00 <Maurice> I was never getting married or having kids
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> sex and money?
25:00 <Skirmish> he would want half of your stuff amelia 
25:00 <amelia> jus fuck off out ma life m8
25:00 <Maurice> The world is a cruel place
25:00 <amelia> yah prob
25:00 <johninja> i just want the dog tbh
25:00 <amelia> he can take it jus leave ma dog
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> half of it
25:00 <amelia> NO
25:00 <TheRiddler> no one expects the spanish expidition :p
26:00 <amsy> lol
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <Maurice> My neighbour asked if he could have my dog last night
26:00 <amelia> hahaha
26:00 <Maurice> Uhm, can you fuck off mate
26:00 <amsy> spanish expidition
26:00 <Clarkson> jkl lots of pussy tonight
26:00 <amsy> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
26:00 <johninja> that was pretty clever
26:00 <johninja> he's done 2 today
26:00 <amsy> was it
26:00 <TheRiddler> oops
26:00 <couleurs> lmao 
26:00 <TheRiddler> expedition
27:00 <Loof> jesus
27:00 <amsy> ty
27:00 <johninja> cripes
27:00 <Serenity> croikey
27:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf_Y4MbUCLY
27:00 <amsy> ahaha i do like it when you say cripes
27:00 <amsy> it reminds me of dumb n dumber
28:00 <TheRiddler> oh the script is gone
30:00 <johninja> it pleases me to please you
30:00 <Skirmish> 5 hours to go. It's the final countdown DU NA NA NA NA DU NA NANANA. 
31:00 <Skirmish> Did you vote for the Greens Kate? 
31:00 <TheRiddler> oh scary movie 2 is on
31:00 <Serenity> do americans not have real cream? cause everything i ever see where theyre using cream its that canned shit
31:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/13516297_10154333328450844_1002454885141960457_n.jpg?oh=c87754c4e080bf5d26ab2f8701ce6d42&oe=58353D2A&__gda__=1476229492_40d9d276192cdbb269ad47f6e7a9e8e4
31:00 <Serenity> every time*
31:00 <Maurice> What a broken twat
31:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: Maurice only said that hours ago. On channel 99. 
31:00 <Serenity> noeverything
31:00 <TheRiddler> oh
32:00 <Skirmish> When does her cast come off Maurice? 
32:00 <TheRiddler> they probably do
32:00 <Maurice> Fucked if I know
32:00 <Maurice> This is week 6 (I think)
32:00 <Maurice> She's had 9 casts thought
32:00 <Maurice> -t
33:00 <Skirmish> Hahaha 3 years from now she has this manky cast on. 
33:00 <Maurice> They get changed every week..
33:00 <dematerialised> ok im back you can call off the SES search
33:00 <dematerialised> im alive
33:00 <johninja> phew
33:00 <Maurice> My nephew broke his elbow 2 weeks after she broke her leg, he had surgery to put a pin in his elbow, his cast came off last week
33:00 <Skirmish> That is a long trip for nuggets. 
33:00 <Maurice> I don't get how bthat little shit can heal quicker
33:00 <dematerialised> it was nuggets
33:00 <dematerialised> and then some other things
33:00 <johninja> a voyage
33:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised: Check out the score of seats now. 
33:00 <dematerialised> but i have nuggets now
33:00 <Serenity> youwere gone?
33:00 <Skirmish> EVEN STEVENS
33:00 <dematerialised> so its all good
34:00 <dematerialised> oh my Skirmish
34:00 <dematerialised> called it
34:00 <dematerialised> ALP majority
34:00 <amelia> cheesy nuggets?
34:00 <dematerialised> nah
34:00 <dematerialised> hj's
34:00 <Maurice> My eyeball is itchy
34:00 <Skirmish> If they get the 11 seats yes. 
34:00 <dematerialised> and a sundae
34:00 <amelia> ohhh
34:00 <Serenity> fucking helll
34:00 <Serenity> hjs nugs are life yo
34:00 <Maurice> I hate how HJs have changed their nuggets
34:00 <Maurice> The big jerks
34:00 <amelia> yuck hjs are worst nuggets
34:00 <dematerialised> i like the new nuggets
34:00 <dematerialised> they are bigger and juicier
34:00 <Serenity> fuck off amelia
34:00 <Serenity> they are amazing
34:00 <Maurice> They used to be good, when they were the slightly spicy ones
34:00 <amelia> I'll kick those nuggets in the head
34:00 <Serenity> and real chicken
34:00 <amelia> and you too
35:00 <Serenity> goldeny wonderfulness
35:00 <Maurice> I used to put them in a whopper bun with ranch sauce and cheese and beetroot
35:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
35:00 <TheRiddler> hj nuggets 
35:00 <dematerialised> basically i said, i'll go get nuggets, then the shit car wash job i did yesterday started annoying me so i went and hand-washed the car
35:00 <amelia> fuck dem I'll squish em wif ma shoe
35:00 <dematerialised> and then i went for a drive
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh no… not the nugget talk
35:00 <dematerialised> and then i came back and got more nuggets
35:00 <dematerialised> and now im home :D
35:00 <Maurice> FUCK
35:00 <Skirmish> I want nuggets from maccas when I finish work now. Fuck you assholes. 
35:00 <amelia> did you put a tim tam in the sundae
35:00 <Maurice> My car insurance was officially due yesterday
35:00 <dematerialised> negative
35:00 <Maurice> Thanks for the reminder
35:00 <Serenity> least u can eat nuggets
35:00 <dematerialised> np Maurice
35:00 <^pHANTOM^> nuggets..
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i saw u can get 24 fucjers from maccers now :|
35:00 <dematerialised> my insurance renewed this month too
35:00 <Maurice> I hope my car is still outside and not stolen
35:00 <dematerialised> it fucking went up
35:00 <dematerialised> for no reason
36:00 <dematerialised> the cunts
36:00 <Skirmish> Hmmmm fucjers
36:00 <TheRiddler> I was wanted to walk on the moon
36:00 <Maurice> I just paid the VF insurance a couple of days ago, $900 for the year
36:00 <TheRiddler> *always
36:00 <doctor> 24 carrot mcnuggets
36:00 <dematerialised> mine is 745
36:00 <Skirmish> Cheaper than the insurance I have on the Lancer. 
36:00 <Maurice> I just got my cruze up, it's 415
36:00 <Skirmish> Who do you go through Maurice? I am GIO. 
36:00 <Maurice> AAMI
36:00 <dematerialised> mine is QBE through my pank
36:00 <Serenity> thats because lancers are 17 year old girls cars and they think you cant drive
37:00 <dematerialised> bank*
37:00 <dematerialised> so i get a discount
37:00 <Maurice> Also Skirmish, the VF just hit 12,000km and it is now 2 yrs old
37:00 <Skirmish> I went GIO for the new for old replacement no matter the age. 
37:00 <amelia> why the fuck did you not insert a timtam into said sundae
37:00 <Clarkson> this one time this chick hung her tits out over the pocket, the cue went thru the felt
37:00 <amelia> why the fuck
37:00 <dematerialised> because i has no tim tams amelia
37:00 <dematerialised> :(
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol stevie had a lancer when i met him, then he smashed it lo
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> l
37:00 <amelia> godamnit
37:00 <Skirmish> Lancer is 2 years last month and it has 32,000km on it. It's going to Nowra next week so a few thousand to come. 
37:00 <TheRiddler> she hates you now demat
37:00 <dematerialised> she's always hated me
37:00 <dematerialised> so only stays with me for my money
37:00 <TheRiddler> hj nuggets and no tim tams
38:00 <Maurice> Hang on, and you pay more for insurance?
38:00 <Skirmish> Subaru is 4.5 years old 140,000km
38:00 <Serenity> i told u why
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> tim tams gah i could eat 90 of them
38:00 <Maurice> We've had the VF for 2 yrs on the 27th June
38:00 <Serenity> they think hes an under 25 year old female
38:00 <amelia> i dun want yo money i jus want your damn swooshy pants sound effects
38:00 <dematerialised> lol Maurice we have the same car birthday
38:00 <Maurice> (the one just gone)
38:00 <Maurice> Lol
38:00 <dematerialised> bought mine on the 27th too
38:00 <Maurice> My Cruze finally hit 7,000km and it turns 2 in Nov
38:00 <Serenity> except hers was brand new
38:00 <Skirmish> There has been a lot of floods/fires in our area over the last few years so I think they are keeping everyones insurance high to pay for it. 
38:00 <amelia> cruze is shit
39:00 <amelia> piece of junk
39:00 <amelia> I wanna kick it
39:00 <Maurice> amelia, thats why we have the VF..
39:00 <Maurice> DON'T YOU KICK MY CAR, IT'S RED
39:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon is a VF
39:00 <Maurice> Oh dear
39:00 <Skirmish> Commodore. 
39:00 <dematerialised> its a holden
39:00 <Maurice> Ban amelia
39:00 <dematerialised> for bogans
39:00 <Serenity> i should ban you
39:00 <Maurice> You should stfu
39:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
39:00 <amelia> i dunno anything bout cars except they usually has 4x wheels
39:00 <Serenity> YOU SHOULD BITE ME
39:00 <Maurice> I never rag on your car, except it's name to colour thing
39:00 <dematerialised> the only thing more bogan than a VF SS is a VF Maloo
39:00 <dematerialised> :P
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> metoo amelia
40:00 <amelia> lets eat cake kate
40:00 <Maurice> It's actually a VF SSV
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, lets!
40:00 <dematerialised> oh my
40:00 <Maurice> With a walkinshaw in it
40:00 <dematerialised> it has a V on it
40:00 <Maurice> Like my dick is in it
40:00 <dematerialised> for virgin bogan
40:00 <dematerialised> :P
40:00 <amelia> sit on their bonnets eating cake, puting dents in their cars with our asses
40:00 <Skirmish> Walkinforsure
40:00 <Maurice> Lol yeah, both Cam and I are virgins
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yassss
40:00 <dematerialised> seriously though they have a lovely interior
40:00 <Maurice> Imagine how tight he'd be..
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> im so fat it hurts to move
40:00 <Maurice> It's leather and it still smells yum
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> kid needs to get the fuck out
40:00 <dematerialised> the only thing i dont like about the interior is the ICC/dash screen thing
41:00 <dematerialised> i dont like the styling, i like the fords more
41:00 <dematerialised> but everything else is nice
41:00 <johninja> i would drive around with those butt dents with pride
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <Maurice> My cruze is used for general town driving and school run
41:00 <Maurice> The VF is for longer trips
41:00 <johninja> fancy
41:00 <Maurice> I know, right
42:00 <Maurice> Theres also a Maloo in the backyard
42:00 <Maurice> But it has no diff
42:00 <Serenity> imagine how much fuel youd use using the vf for short tripsrofl
42:00 <dematerialised> i knew it
42:00 <Maurice> Oh jebus
42:00 <Skirmish> We're thinking about replacing the subaru and getting a Mitsu ASX. 
42:00 <Serenity> even ruby uses a bunch on town trips
42:00 <Maurice> 50 in my cruze can last a month
42:00 <dematerialised> ASX is the wagon isnt it?
42:00 <Skirmish> SUV
42:00 <Maurice> Full tank in the VF is busselton and back
42:00 <amelia> kate wot kind of cake you like
42:00 <amelia> wot colour
42:00 <dematerialised> the XR only uses just over half a tank to Albany
42:00 <amelia> does your favourite cake go fast
43:00 <Skirmish> It's not a Walkinforsure though demat. 
43:00 <dematerialised> haha
43:00 <Serenity> we use half a tank to bunbury n back
43:00 <doctor> cake flavoured shoes
43:00 <amelia> ahahaha
43:00 <Serenity> bit over half to ngn n back cause tehres hills n shit
44:00 <Maurice> Yeah so far I haven't had to walk..
44:00 <Maurice> So try again
44:00 <Skirmish> I really like the latest Hilltop Hoods album. 
44:00 <TheRiddler> shorty's brain
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> im nit a huge hip hop fan 
45:00 <Loof> same
45:00 <Serenity> pre sure you were spraying your jocks over Maurices car when she first got it Skirmish
45:00 <Skirmish> Me either but this is good. 
45:00 <amelia> get out
45:00 <Maurice> He was
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> but heaps of 20 somethinf peeps i know (25’s) love it
45:00 <Maurice> I even sprayed my own jocks
45:00 <TheRiddler> spray on jocks
45:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: I still like it. I can still make fun of the Walkinshaw badge though. 
45:00 <Loof> i like metal and reggae
45:00 <Maurice> It's not the badge you nong
45:00 <Maurice> It's the engine
46:00 <dematerialised> mmmm that caramel sundae was so good
46:00 <Skirmish> I'd love a VF SS. I want a series II though. 
46:00 <amelia> ohhhhhhhhh
46:00 <Maurice> Fuck me drunk, I want a choc sundae
46:00 <Skirmish> I would be more than happy with Maurice's though. 
46:00 <amelia> caramel wif nuts
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmmmm i could go a caramel anything right now
46:00 <Maurice> He wants to trade this in for a series 2
46:00 <Maurice> I wont let him
46:00 <TheRiddler> all holdens now come with a free chevy badge
46:00 <amelia> and flake and timtam
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo
46:00 <Maurice> It's 2 yrs old and only 12,000 k's, uh no
46:00 <amelia> and pretzel m&ms
46:00 <Skirmish> Bigger engine and bimodal exhaust. UNF
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretzel
46:00 <johninja> nn lovers
47:00 <Serenity> i want a large caramel sundae from maccas
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew no
47:00 <Serenity> and a large fries to dip in it
47:00 <Maurice> TheRiddler you drive the special school bus, you have no say so fuck off.
47:00 <Clarkson> today i saw a sexy doll in the freshproduce shopping she must be a korean at her primetime
47:00 <amelia> they are freakin yum haf you had pretzel m&m
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> wif caramel bottom n top
47:00 <Maurice> Serenity you know my maccas outrage from the other day?
47:00 <Serenity> yer
47:00 <Maurice> Turns out they gave me a double cheeseburger WITH big mac sauce
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh a cheese burger
47:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: You would get an amazing trade in on that with only 12k on the clock plus the upgrdes. 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> just 1
47:00 <Maurice> So apart from the wait, I came out a winner
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok maybe 7
47:00 <TheRiddler> I wish
48:00 <Serenity> haha
48:00 <amelia> Serenity has a cheesy burger
48:00 <TheRiddler> dirty
48:00 <Maurice> I wont let him trade it, everything done to that car is one of a kind
48:00 <Serenity> do not you fucking cunt
48:00 <Maurice> Have never seen one the same
48:00 <amelia> wot
48:00 <TheRiddler> why is there cheese in it
48:00 <amelia> wot did i do
48:00 <amelia> look im a squirter.
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <Skirmish> The Walkinshaw mods are widely available but not many people get them. Maybe not 1 of a kind but it would be rare to see one similar. 
48:00 <Maurice> amelia just pees on everyone
49:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
49:00 <Serenity> you're jealous cause you just piss urself
49:00 <amelia> ahahhaahahhahaaha its not fuckin piss!
49:00 <Maurice> Skirmish, I don't just mean that you knob lol
49:00 <amelia> for piss sake!
49:00 <TheRiddler> vid for proof :p
49:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: What then? 
49:00 <dematerialised> ok these nuggets are sub-par, they taste like they've been cooked 3 times
49:00 <Maurice> The paint, the special little details
49:00 <Maurice> Some VFs have half of it done
49:00 <amelia> you gots dem @ midnight
49:00 <Maurice> But not all
49:00 <Skirmish> Ah yeah I forgot you got that done. 
49:00 <Serenity> hjs on great eastern for your nugs
49:00 <amelia> did you expect super duper midnight nuggies
49:00 <Maurice> There is no chrome on the outside of the car
50:00 <dematerialised> yes
50:00 <dematerialised> yes i did
50:00 <TheRiddler> should of got red rooster
50:00 <amelia> high expectations
50:00 <amelia> yea agreed asheh
50:00 <dematerialised> red rooster isnt open at midnight
50:00 <amelia> more for us
50:00 <dematerialised> otherwise i would have
50:00 <TheRiddler> oh
50:00 <amelia> wot isn't it
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want something to eat now damn it
50:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
50:00 <TheRiddler> maccas then
50:00 <dematerialised> reddies closes at 10
50:00 <amelia> lift your game rr
50:00 <Serenity> a nugget to me right now would be the equiv of someone whos been stranded in the dessert for 10 months with no food and someone gave them a cracker
50:00 <dematerialised> and maccas nuggets are even shittier
50:00 <Maurice> I'm tempted to make myself a stuffed potato
50:00 <TheRiddler> no they're not
50:00 <Serenity> that thing could be a stale sao it would be the beest thing they ever ate
51:00 <amelia> Serenity has a stuffed potato
51:00 <Skirmish> Stop it with the junk food talk! I have nothing around here except Maccas breakfast and I am not a huge fan of that. 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <Serenity> your head is a stuffed potato amsy
51:00 <amelia> hash blown!
51:00 <Serenity> amelia
51:00 <TheRiddler> what about dominos kickers instead
51:00 <amelia> be nice to amsy stop picking on her for no reason
51:00 <Maurice> I'd rather my own stuffed potato
51:00 <amelia> fuckin bully
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i could so do a baked potato now wif cheese bacon shallots capsicum and sour cream
51:00 <dematerialised> dominos kickers would have been good
52:00 <Maurice> FLUCK
52:00 <dematerialised> but i would have to buy more to make it more than $20
52:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised will stuff all your potatos. 
52:00 <Maurice> I need to cook up some bacon for my potato
52:00 <TheRiddler> all day breakfast
52:00 <Maurice> I have cheese and bacon dip in the fridge, I could stuff the spud with that
52:00 <Serenity> my dream meal right now would be wicked wings from KFC, chips from chicken treat, a fanta from hjs and a sundae from maccas
52:00 <Skirmish> Potato is being typed way too much. 
52:00 <Maurice> That slap more cheese and sour cream on top
52:00 <TheRiddler> buy some hotcakes
52:00 <Maurice> Then*
52:00 <amelia> you know you would eat one wing n not want the rest
52:00 <doctor> potato is easy filling
52:00 <amelia> especially the fanta
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmm hot cakes x 6
53:00 <amelia> hotcakes yuck
53:00 <Serenity> id vomit my guts up if i tried to eat any of it
53:00 <Serenity> tbh
53:00 <Loof> i just want a proper coffee
53:00 <amelia> they taste like floppy cardboard
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
53:00 <amelia> I'll kick em in the head
53:00 <amelia> stupid hotcakes
53:00 <amelia> shitcakes
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> thats why you smother em in fake maple
53:00 <Skirmish> Why is amelia so angry lol
53:00 <Serenity> because shes so young
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> pregnant
53:00 <dematerialised> because she wants nuggets
53:00 <dematerialised> and tim tams
53:00 <amelia> tomorrow will be a week since any exercise
53:00 <Skirmish> Cause she's a squirter
54:00 <Skirmish> Why no exercise 
54:00 <amelia> I reckon next week i will be much more pleasant
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> amelia, can u rage on me neighbours?
54:00 <amelia> cos i been sick
54:00 <amelia> i raged @ polling booth lady today
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> im so fucking writing to body corp about em
54:00 <Skirmish> Push through it. Get your lat pull down on. PUSH OUT YOUR CHEST!
54:00 <dematerialised> why would you rage at polling booth lady
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunts! up at 3am being fucking loud. Like fuck off you fucking ass burgers!
55:00 <dematerialised> amelia you have been doing so well
55:00 <amelia> then she said she was gonna be there all day til 9.30pm and i felt like a cword so i apologized @ her
55:00 <amelia> i know :(
55:00 <Loof> hour of exercise only burns 1000 calories, why bother
55:00 <Skirmish> That is a lot Loof. 
55:00 <amelia> cos they couldn't find my name so sent me in diff line
55:00 <Serenity> thats a fuck load rofl
55:00 <Clarkson> then when i consider the church of scientology idea that anti-depressant medicines are not to help people but retard development and how serotonin transforms a group of beings organisational structure it kind of makes sinister sense
55:00 <Skirmish> Especially if you don't put that 1000 back in your mouth. 
55:00 <Serenity> you're only meant to eat 2500 a day as a man
55:00 <amelia> then she had to put my vote in envelope and I said what so now i don't get anonymous vote
56:00 <TheRiddler> it's more like 800cals a hour
56:00 <Loof> shutup theriddler
56:00 <Serenity> well its not more like anything it all depends on what you are doing
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
56:00 <Serenity> how fit you are
56:00 <Serenity> etc
56:00 <Serenity> i burn far less calories now than i did a year ago
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, i rocked upand said me married name, and the lady was like naw you don’t exist….
56:00 <amelia> who the fuck burns 1000 in hr
56:00 <Clarkson> this old cunt was the cause of a siege in geelong today
56:00 <Serenity> i do on me bike hamelia
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <TheRiddler> should of knocked her out with your belly kk
57:00 <TheRiddler> :p
57:00 <amelia> oh bike is diff
57:00 <Serenity> but thats flat out for a whole hour
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i glared at her
57:00 <Loof> you think you know things amelia
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> and she was abouy 700 years old
57:00 <Serenity> you'd be lucky to do 300 on a treadmill in an hour
58:00 <amelia> bullshit Serenity
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> unless your speedy or 900 kgs
58:00 <Serenity> maybe if you were super unfit and fat
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
58:00 <doctor> its all diet mainly. you can do half hour cardio every couple days and thats all you need
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lord]
58:00 <amelia> bullshit
58:00 <dematerialised> lol
58:00 <Loof> that's what i was saying the other day doctor
58:00 <Serenity> i cant have this convo again
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> not this again
58:00 <Serenity> so im not gonna
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <amelia> if you run
58:00 <Skirmish> We're back to where teh conversation was yesterday lol
58:00 <doctor> No matter how hard you work at the gym, you can't out exercise a bad diet
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> calm yo farms dietitians
59:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
59:00 <Serenity> why do people think that when you tell people they need to exercise that you are suggesting they can eat however they want as long as they exercise
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wish there was fatteh diettians
59:00 <Serenity> its legit the dumbest fucking attitude ive ever seen
59:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised: popcorn chicken?
59:00 <dematerialised> nah just popcorn
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’d eat that actually
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> with bbq sauce
59:00 <dematerialised> how come ur up so late meels?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick, duh
00:00 <Serenity> fucking hell popcorn chicken is the bomb
00:00 <amelia> i think the nuggets
00:00 <doctor> A lot of people who would recommend that aren't actually healthy and would do little exercise themselves
00:00 <doctor> they're just being morally righteous douchebags
00:00 <amelia> does bad food keep you up later
00:00 <amelia> i didn't even drink tonight
00:00 <doctor> nah
00:00 <Serenity> well im healthy and do a lot of exercuse and i can tell you right now you cannot lose weight and be fit by diet alone
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah bad food keeps you up later
00:00 <TheRiddler> I do around 400 for half hour jogging on the spot
00:00 <Serenity> why are you jogging on the spot ash haha
00:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: I think what is being compared is how important the diet change is compared to exercise. They are arguing that if you change your diet you will lose weight (which is true) and exercise can be a smaller factor in weightloss. 
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <amelia> yeah i would burn bout 250 running for 20 mins
01:00 <TheRiddler> because that's what you do for wii fit
01:00 <Loof> i think you can lose weight through just dieting, but not get fit
01:00 <Maurice> But you can take meth and do it..
01:00 <doctor> You can lose weight by diet alone, but not become fit
01:00 <amelia> maybe 18mins
01:00 <Serenity> you can lose some weight from exercise alone
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think someone can make me a pizza
01:00 <Serenity> er
01:00 <Serenity> diet alone*
01:00 <Serenity> ffs i should be in bed
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i am
01:00 <doctor> You can be pretty overweight, healthy and fit
01:00 <dematerialised> its energy in energy out, but if you're trying to lose fat it'd be stupid to be eating fatty foods
01:00 <TheRiddler> you wear the wii remote and move on the spot
01:00 <Maurice> Er I went to Aldi today to get pizzas, those fucks shut at 5pm
01:00 <Maurice> Losers
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> so befre you go...
01:00 <dematerialised> reduce fat and sugar intake == body uses your fat for energy instead
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <doctor> Bodybuilders are mostly overweight, then generally healthy and fit
02:00 <dematerialised> keep protein up to ensure you dont get muscle wastage
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i haven’t had their pizzas
02:00 <dematerialised> thats about it
02:00 <doctor> maybe not the roid takers
02:00 <Serenity> ill shut up i clearly know nothing about any of it
02:00 <Serenity> lets talk about food
02:00 <doctor> nah we're all different
02:00 <Skirmish> Exercise just means you lose weight faster and the other health benefits as well. It is possible though for someone to just reduce their intake to below what they burn each day and lose weight. 
02:00 <doctor> you would know more about your own body than me
02:00 <Loof> aww Serenity
02:00 <TheRiddler> let talk about food baby
02:00 <amelia> yes but it would also be diff body shapw
02:00 <Serenity> nah i dont know a thing about anything
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think there are about 900 factors whenlosing weight
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <Serenity> i want fish and chips
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok make me pizza?
02:00 <Serenity> with 200kg of salt
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooh yeah
03:00 <TheRiddler> lets talk about all the good things and the bad things that I eat
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> minus fish
03:00 <doctor> It's just a long process that takes years to manage
03:00 <Maurice> I just chucked a potato in the micro so I can stuff it
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ riddler
03:00 <doctor> finding what works and what doesnt
03:00 <dematerialised> mmm fish and chips
03:00 <TheRiddler> letss talk abouttt fooooddd
03:00 <dematerialised> i've had to abandon my local
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
03:00 <dematerialised> i cant stand waiting so long for delivery
03:00 <Serenity> i feel like im being lectured on weight loss lol which is suepr awks
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow
03:00 <TheRiddler> sung to lets talk about sex
03:00 <amelia> each to their own
03:00 <Maurice> My kid had cod the other day for lunch and took great pleasure in saying 'I'm eating call of duty'
03:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder if that's an actuall parody song
03:00 <Maurice> He needs help
03:00 <amelia> wotever wotks for you
04:00 <Loof> Serenity you should be lecturing us, you've done the impossible
04:00 <Serenity> im not interested in lecturing anyone
04:00 <amelia> wot works for me might not work for you n blah blah
04:00 <dematerialised> its not impossible, sezz just worked her ass off
04:00 <Clarkson> ice is much part of the gay scene
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> the child is going through im only going to eat fish fingers stage
04:00 <Skirmish> Nobody is lecturing you I just thought there was a misunderstanding as to what was being compared. I don't care what any of you fat cunts do or don't do and neither should anyone else. 
04:00 <Maurice> Literally
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> its making me sick
04:00 <TheRiddler> I dont see a parody
04:00 <TheRiddler> damn
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ skirmish
05:00 <doctor> id probably be happier if i ate what i wanted tbh
05:00 <Serenity> one of the canteen ladies at the school today came up and was like.. holy shit i did not even recognise you.. (i dont go in to order the kids lunches anymore so she hasnt seen me for ages)
05:00 <Serenity> i laughed then felt good
05:00 <doctor> but i'm gay and theres a lot of pressure to be healthy
06:00 <Loof> you look very healthy
06:00 <Maurice> Thats awesome
06:00 <TheRiddler> gays on ice less teeth to scrape your dick
06:00 <amelia> does eating wot you want make you happy
06:00 <TheRiddler> :p
06:00 <Serenity> she actually came over and spoke to me when i was lining up to vote and i got a vibe she didnt really know me
06:00 <Skirmish> When people say 'I didn't recognise you!' You should always reply with 'Who are you?'
06:00 <Maurice> Our last canteen lady stole 7k from the P&C and is being done for fraud lol
06:00 <doctor> when my balls shrivel up ill probably just live at the supermarket
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos your gay there is pressure to look good
06:00 <Clarkson> dont just stand there, fuck off
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah totes a gay thing
06:00 <Serenity> then when i went over to the cake stall shes like oh my god im so sorry i didnt realise it was you rofl
06:00 <Clarkson> you must have a big penis
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
06:00 <amelia> was kate at the cake stall
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i want cake
07:00 <doctor> of course there is, we're very superficial
07:00 <Maurice> DID YOU GET CAKE
07:00 <Serenity> i bought a chocoalte cake
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i didnt even get cake or a fucking snag snaga today
07:00 <Serenity> and ive eaten none :(
07:00 <Maurice> yum
07:00 <amelia> pic of doctor pls
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking work
07:00 <Clarkson> hey now freddy mercury was gay and died
07:00 <Serenity> wow Clarkson
07:00 <Clarkson> i'd be shark so i bit the hell out of every human's arse
07:00 <Maurice> Mum made banana cream pie, lemon meringue and a jam sponge and I had none coz I was full of beer
07:00 <Maurice> I regret
07:00 <amelia> how does he talk about relevant shit
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <amelia> it kinda freaks me out
07:00 <Serenity> Clarkson is people
07:00 <Clarkson> you monkey shit brains where the fuck do you think you are
07:00 <amelia> WOAH
08:00 <Serenity> rofl
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> not a fan of banana and cake
08:00 <Skirmish> I am going to hate next week. Family event with football player cunts with 1% body fat. They are the only people on earth that make me feel like a blob. 
08:00 <TheRiddler> all there was at my voting place was a kid banging away on mini drums
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> pie 
08:00 <Maurice> Lets ban katatonic_kate01
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i mean pue
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> pi
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> e
08:00 <TheRiddler> and a bunch of hoola hoops
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
08:00 <Serenity> we had a sausage sizzle and cake stall
08:00 <amelia> why you care wot they think Skirmish
08:00 <Serenity> only reason i bothered to go there and not walk 3 mins up the rd to the hall
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i want some food now… but i fear if i go to the effort i’donly vomit it up 
08:00 <Maurice> Cam makes me feel like shit, he's so skinnyand he'll go 'I haven't been to the gym in a week, look at this gut'
08:00 <Maurice> WHAT FUCKING GUT YOU CUNT
09:00 <Skirmish> amelia: I don't care. It's what I think that gets to me.
09:00 <doctor> http://imgur.com/xzK3aI9 that was me last year but my chest is a bit bigger now
09:00 <TheRiddler> just let the baby eat it all
09:00 <Serenity> i dont know if i make paulie feel like shit but i bet i bore him to death
09:00 <Clarkson> imagine what those tits would look like after 6 years feeding
09:00 <amelia> I couldn't give a fuck bout wot anyone thinks of my body or looks but i am very critical and harsh on myself
09:00 <Serenity> all i talk about if weight loss food and exercise rofl
09:00 <Skirmish> Boyd wasn't going to be there because of State of Origin but since he has injured himself he will be there. 
09:00 <amelia> doctor show face
09:00 <doctor> yeah, same. i just have no self esteem
09:00 <Maurice> Cam got me a cat mug, I'll forgive him for almost anything right now
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <Serenity> yeah show face
10:00 <amelia> doc has the V goin on
10:00 <Loof> you need more fat doctor
10:00 <Maurice> amelia, this is where marriage comes in handy
10:00 <Maurice> They don't have a choice ;)
10:00 <Serenity> im scared dr is someone i know irl after that pic
10:00 <amelia> a choice in wha?
10:00 <Serenity> i need to see his face
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ maurice
10:00 <TheRiddler> no self esteem in that body
10:00 <amelia> I confused
11:00 <Skirmish> Chat is out of control. 
11:00 <Maurice> Forget it
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah marriage is good for sex on tap - im 900 kgs and still get sex
11:00 <doctor> http://imgur.com/LMsyz27 
11:00 <Serenity> oh god thank fuck
11:00 <doctor> lol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <TheRiddler> keg baby
11:00 <Skirmish> Kate: you need to get the man to plank on your belly to push the spawn out. 
11:00 <Serenity> your bod looks like the twin of someone i know
11:00 <Serenity> i was scared
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> that would hurt too much skirmish!
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> c-section is booked
12:00 <Maurice> If I really thought that was doctor, I would have requested dick pics by now
12:00 <Loof> i thought you were older doctor
12:00 <amelia> doc has nice brows
12:00 <doctor> I'm 29
12:00 <Loof> cool
12:00 <Loof> you seem way mature
12:00 <Serenity> ooh we're the same age
12:00 <amelia> they are kinda evil brows and i like that
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> why are you looking at your phone, like it shat it’s pants doctor LOL
12:00 <Loof> and wise
12:00 <Maurice> Old
13:00 <Skirmish> Kate: At least plank to pop the water. SPLOOSH under pressure straight out over the patio and onto the ground below. 
13:00 <Serenity> just shove a crochet hook up there
13:00 <doctor> i'm ancient, and awkward so cant line up the shot and look forward at the same time
13:00 <Serenity> its what they do in the hosp
13:00 <TheRiddler> under pressuree
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah!
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah that isnt happening
13:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hear a ‘dry’ birth is painful
14:00 <amelia> yuck
14:00 <amelia> wtf
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh, natural birth is painful
14:00 <amelia> jeezus christ
14:00 <Maurice> katatonic_kate01, how long now?
14:00 <Skirmish> That's how awkward conversations with doctors start. 'I started shoving things into my fanny and nek minnit .....'
14:00 <Serenity> whats a dry birth
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> 2- 3 weeks
14:00 <TheRiddler> more anal sex
14:00 <amelia> godamnit
14:00 <TheRiddler> lol
14:00 <Maurice> Jeez that went quick
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> the water broken ages before
14:00 <Serenity> oh
14:00 <Serenity> meh i dnt believe that
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> (i think)
15:00 <TheRiddler> isn't that what doctors reccomend for birth
15:00 <Serenity> my water broke 5 hours before lil was born
15:00 <Maurice> Praise the c-sect
15:00 <katatonic_kate01>  YES maurice
15:00 <Serenity> ant ants was broken an hour before he was born. no dif
15:00 <Serenity> and ants..
15:00 <doctor> pain killers and burly female nurses
15:00 <amelia> aNTaNTS
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> with big hands
15:00 <Maurice> Ban amelia
15:00 <Skirmish> Ham
16:00 <dematerialised> mmm painkillers and burly ladynurses
16:00 <amelia> fuck off in your VF or whatever its calles
16:00 <amelia> capiche?
16:00 <Serenity> I will shove hjs chicken nuggets up your arsehole one at a time until they pop out your nose like you're a giant chicken nugget pez dispenser amelia
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <Maurice> IT'S A CRUZE
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
16:00 <amelia> ahahahaahahah
16:00 <amelia> Serenity wants ma butt
16:00 <dematerialised> she does
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need some ice (frozen water)
16:00 <amelia> look im a squirter.
16:00 <Maurice> Its sad you have to specify lol
16:00 <Serenity> i need bed
17:00 <Skirmish> Pic of amelia's butt in yoga pants KGO
17:00 <dematerialised> im also a squirter
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> round ere you have to maurice
17:00 <Maurice> I need my potato to cook faster
17:00 <amelia> when i type look, the rest of the sentence comes up automatically for me now
17:00 <Loof> i'm debating beer
17:00 <Skirmish> I think it's time for me to be a squirter soon. This cold has made my bladder the size of a pea. 
17:00 <dematerialised> beer at 3am is unwise
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need light sparkling water wif a hint of berry at about 3 degrees
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> in a glass with 900 ice cubes
18:00 <Maurice> I need cock
18:00 <amelia> who r u da beer police
18:00 <dematerialised> yes i am
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think that would make me feel normal
18:00 <Skirmish> It is Sunday morning dematerialised. Beer at 3am is fine. 
18:00 <amelia> o sorry officer
18:00 <Serenity> im going to bed you're all shit.. one night everyones talking and its at 1am. wtf
18:00 <Serenity> cunts
18:00 <Serenity> night
18:00 <Maurice> How dare you me choco
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:00 <dematerialised> nini sezz
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn 
18:00 <amelia> c u l8r sqrtag8r
18:00 <Loof> lol
18:00 <Maurice> Lol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> to the tune of work, work, work
19:00 <Maurice> I'm dreading going to bed, coz I have to use the light from my phone to navigate to my side of the bed
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> squirt, squirt, squirt 
19:00 <Skirmish> FUCKING HATE THAT SONG. 
19:00 <amelia> ahahahaahahahaa
19:00 <Skirmish> HATE HATE HATE HATE
19:00 <dematerialised> im dreading going to bed because it means i have to wake up tomorrow and do things
19:00 <katatonic_kate01>  to much hate
19:00 <TheRiddler> dirty kk
19:00 <amelia> wb trasheh
19:00 <dematerialised> i wish to sleep forever
19:00 <TheRiddler> thanks
19:00 <amelia> sleep forever
19:00 <Maurice> I got up today at 11.45
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> im dreading going back to sleep cos i have to see the inlaw
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
20:00 <amelia> now dats de life
20:00 <Loof> ew inlaws
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
20:00 <dematerialised> i reckon i have about 7 years of sleep debt to catch up on
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> but theyre giving me money 
20:00 <Maurice> My husband goes 'I got up early today' and I yelled at him 'IT WAS 11.45AM, THATS NOT EARLY'
20:00 <Loof> oh that's different then kk
20:00 <katatonic_kate01>  lol kinda, and i might get lunch
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> and they are taking me cat
21:00 <Maurice> Lol my mother in law is a twat
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> for 3 months they just dont know that
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> maurice, not as much as mine
21:00 <Maurice> We were in VIC in May, she was last here 2 yrs ago in august
21:00 <amelia> another reason to not marry
21:00 <amelia> inlaws
21:00 <Maurice> She hasn't contacted my kids AT ALL
21:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
21:00 <dematerialised> marrying is for fools
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah that’s just plain cunty
21:00 <Maurice> My husband hates his family, so it's all good
21:00 <Maurice> And we live in diff states
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah my MIL is just bat shit insane
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think she had dementia 
22:00 <Loof> mines had two strokes and it's made her unbearable
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> or just acts like a fruit loop most of the time
22:00 <amelia> mmm fruit loops
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> and says really inappropiate stuff
22:00 <Maurice> Mine just hates me lol
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmm fruit loops! Getting some tomoz
22:00 <Maurice> I don't know why, I'm fucking great
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <amelia> fruit loop cake
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw too much
23:00 <amelia> fruit loop cuppy cakes
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> but a vanilla cake with some delish icing right now
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuc yes
23:00 <amelia> means we could haf it for breakfast
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh trew
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh sif i need an excuse to eat cake for breakfast
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> hello 900 kgs
23:00 <amelia> also trew
23:00 <Loof> one thing i don't like, pav
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh… the baby… wanted it
24:00 <amelia> Pav yummmmmmm
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah pav is an xmas thing for me
24:00 <amelia> i like when de meringue is kinda still sicky n chewy
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don’t crave it through out the year
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah thats da best
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> cake , i crave every 3 seconds
24:00 <Maurice> Had meringue today
24:00 <amelia> i will sit on your meringue
24:00 <amelia> capiche?
25:00 <Maurice> Eat a bag of dicks
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking hell im soooo uncomfortable!
25:00 <Maurice> Get off my meringue
25:00 <amelia> DiCKBaG
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah stay away from the dickbag
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s a trap
26:00 <Maurice> I'd faceplant the dickbag, just saying
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <Skirmish> The heating in this damn place had best be fixed when I get back from holidays this is unacceptable!
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> my office is like a fucking sauna
26:00 <amelia> wotchu gon do about it LiL`HiTLaH
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> and upstairs where the residents live it’s like an ice box
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> so im forced to go and talk to them.. ANNOYING!
27:00 <amelia> ye talking is for morons
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly!
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> spech when some of em are shit cunts
27:00 <Clarkson> captain america was good especially one hot ass chick
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> like legit shit cunts on ice benders
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was reading notes, one was arrested for having a fucking knife
28:00 <Maurice> I should go rape my husband, I know hes asking for it
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably, he might make you breakfast
28:00 <Skirmish> Can't you like do an angel of mercy on them types of people and make them OD Kate? You would be doing us all a favour. 
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ skirmish
28:00 <amelia> you prob go in there n he say not tonight i haf a headache
28:00 <Maurice> I don't do breakfast
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> weirdo
28:00 <Maurice> So he can just rape me back and I'm ok with that
29:00 <amelia> who the fuck doesn't eat breakfast
29:00 <Maurice> He never has a headache, I have skillzz
29:00 <Maurice> ME
29:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight all
29:00 <Maurice> And my oldest boy
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah the husband is wearing a devil onesie that the child gave him. Sex is totally off the cards until he takes it off
29:00 <amelia> night asheh
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn riddler
29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
29:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHA kate
29:00 <Skirmish> LOL
29:00 <amelia> roleplay
29:00 <TheRiddler> tear it off him
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd…. yeah pass
30:00 <Maurice> Nah, he's naked, I put him to bed earlier and made sure i stripped him
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <amelia> is he drunk
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
30:00 <Maurice> He was fucking hammered
30:00 <amelia> bwaahahahahaha
30:00 <amelia> limpdick
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow
30:00 <Maurice> Not when drunk, trust me
30:00 <Maurice> He's no P!nk lyric 'NO MORE LIMP, WHISKEY DICK'
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> phew
31:00 <amelia> hahahahaah
31:00 <amelia> go get your squirt on then
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <Maurice> I will not pee on him
31:00 <Maurice> You disgusting whore
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
31:00 <amelia> ITS NOT PEE
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^5
31:00 <Maurice> Lol
31:00 <amelia> hahahhahahahah
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> its squirt
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> see dem stains
32:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
32:00 <Skirmish> Urine stains
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> that hick is legit the scariest thing ive seen in a long time
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> that and the fat sisters on youtube
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> who talk about walmart hauls
33:00 <Skirmish> The ones where they were putting marshmellows in their mouth and saying mississippi? 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> them
33:00 <Skirmish> Sooooo gross those 'girls'. 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> dem would give em a run for their money no doubt
34:00 <Loof> they have money?
34:00 <Skirmish> A mate of mine when he was on a bender doing the 'Quarter tonne challenge' would have given them a go. The blob he ended up banging was unreal as it was. 
34:00 <Skirmish> She was so big she had a dr note to not have to wear a seatbelt because they simply don't fit. 
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> was it a dare
35:00 <Skirmish> He was so scared that if he took her up the stairs she would get stuck he demanded she fuck him on the floor downstairs in his unit. Not on the lounge because he was convinced she would break that. 
35:00 <Clarkson> anonymity: i was refering to the comment about Anth0ny liling cock
35:00 <Skirmish> No he just figured since all the girls on plenty of fish were fat that he wanted to bang the biggest one. 
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ skirmish
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> pof have the best profiles
36:00 <Skirmish> He called it the quarter tonne challenge. He reckons the girl he did bang would have been 190 at least. He got close. 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank gawd for the internets
37:00 <Skirmish> Well without it I don't think she would have got any sex. 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
37:00 <Skirmish> She got very clingy afterwards he had to change his number. 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> because he had chicken nuggets?
37:00 <Loof> lol
37:00 <Skirmish> Ah my friend Dion. He is now dating a nice girl but she is dumb as a door knob. 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> so maybe fatteh would have been better!
38:00 <Skirmish> She is so dumb it frustrates him but he stays with her. lol 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh well
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> the sex must be amazing
38:00 <Clarkson> what kind of boobs do you like??
38:00 <Skirmish> He always said he is attracted to the dumb women. He's got a glamour now just on that standard. 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
39:00 <Loof> wonder if it will last
39:00 <Skirmish> I first met her at my wedding. I sat down next to him and got him to introduce me. I was waaaaaasted. I said to him 'Tell me something nice about Hope (her name). And he says 'She's got big tits.'  I conceded he was right and asked for something else good about her. He just kept repeating she had big tits. 
39:00 <Skirmish> They have been together a while now. Living together too. 
39:00 <Loof> lol
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol what a cunt
40:00 <Clarkson> that's why i don't get guys watching porn together
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmkay
40:00 <Skirmish> He's a red head. No soul. 
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh trew
41:00 <Skirmish> WELL ... 3 hours to go. 
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> I bet Jack is gonna be a red head
41:00 <Skirmish> Awwwww no soul baby
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> my nephew is… he was born 9 months ago…
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah no soul baby :D
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> the first child is a blondie
42:00 <Skirmish> Just so long as it doesn't come out black otherwise you got some explaining to do. 
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> she had strawberry blonde hair when she was bout 6 months old
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> she was born wif black hair and green eyes….
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> then they changed
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> phew!
43:00 <Skirmish> Oh dear! Black haired babies are my speciality. 
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> her eyes were like a dark brown and changed to a hazel / greeny colour…
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> then went brown
44:00 <Skirmish> When Ethan complains about his step father I say to him 'You know why he is always so angry. It's because he is bald and he is jealous that you and I will never go bald'. 
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
44:00 <Skirmish> Can't say to him 'He's always so angry because he is a cunt and will always be a cunt.' 
45:00 <Skirmish> Although ever since I contacted the cops he has never laid another hand on Ethan. 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol why not?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh good!
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> what a cunt if he hit him
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> has anyone won the election?
46:00 <Loof> i couldn't bare some cunt hitting my kid, i'd lose it
46:00 <Skirmish> He hit Ethan with a door of all things. Ethan was behind a door so he pushed on the door squeezing Ethan between it and the wall. 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh what a cunt!
46:00 <Skirmish> I had two choices. Take Ethan to the police to make a statement and get him spoken to or kill him myself. I will kill him later when nobody suspects it was me. 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> did the police do anything?
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ you.
47:00 <Skirmish> They took an official statement and told him if Ethan made anymore statements he would be charged. 
47:00 <Loof> hate kidbashers
47:00 <Skirmish> They had their special child specialist officer speak to Ethan that has magic powers to tell if kids are full of shit or not and they thought it was sincere. 
48:00 <Loof> good
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahhhh
48:00 <Skirmish> But since it was word against word and the first time he had done anything they cautioned him and let him know he was now on the system. 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> sucked in
49:00 <Skirmish> Nothing. She tried justifying it saying Ethan had done something to make him angry. 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh… right…
49:00 <Loof> docs are shit
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckwit
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> side note, so libs won right?
50:00 <Skirmish> Oh well he is nearly finished year 10 and I want him to come live with me and K and do his senior years living with us. 
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds like a plan
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> at 16 he can basically do what he wants
50:00 <Skirmish> No the last tally was Labor and Libs 67 seats each with counting suspended until Tuesday. 
50:00 <Loof> that's what i'll be doing when zac hits 16
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> what till tuesday - why?
51:00 <Skirmish> No idea why. 
51:00 <Skirmish> Give Malcolm time to change votes? 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i read that 1What happened?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1	•	1Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has claimed victory after a tense and long night;
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1	•	1Mr Turnbull says he will be able to form a majority Coalition government even if the results are not known for a few days;
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1Read more: 2http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2016/federal-election-2016-live-coverage-polls-and-results-20160622-gppr9h.html#ixzz4DH6leMAh1 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1Follow us: 2http://ec.tynt.com/b/rw?id=aBfWCmwwCr37XTadbiUzgI&u=smh1 | 2http://ec.tynt.com/b/rf?id=aBfWCmwwCr37XTadbiUzgI&u=sydneymorningherald
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh that didnt work
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <dematerialised> libs have not won
51:00 <dematerialised> votes are not counted yet
51:00 <dematerialised> SMH == Liberal leaning paper
51:00 <Skirmish> http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> weird
52:00 <dematerialised> until that ABC page has in big bold text "x is the new leader of Australia"
52:00 <dematerialised> it aint over
52:00 <dematerialised> we won't know until at least Tuesday
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> why tuesday tho
53:00 <Skirmish> Silly Malcolm has already claimed victory hasn't he? 
53:00 <dematerialised> because the AEC is making sure that the votes are secure
53:00 <Skirmish> Bit desperate. 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think so
53:00 <dematerialised> so they dont ahve a repeat of last election
53:00 <Loof> night all :)
53:00 <dematerialised> last election an entire ballot box got lost
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> dumb fucks
54:00 <dematerialised> so they are doing things a lot more intensely this time around
54:00 <Skirmish> Prolly some irc addicts that thought it was an ATM. 
54:00 <dematerialised> to ensure the vote count is valid
54:00 <dematerialised> my prediction and money
54:00 <dematerialised> Labor wins
54:00 <dematerialised> majority
54:00 <dematerialised> Labor has over a million more votes at 81% counted
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> hope so dem
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> dont wanna pay for medical costs
55:00 <Skirmish> Was that another net split? 
55:00 <dematerialised> no
55:00 <dematerialised> EOF
55:00 <dematerialised> your client quit itself
55:00 <Skirmish> Ah ok. 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> (shit)
56:00 <dematerialised> Read error: EOF from client 
56:00 <dematerialised> This quit message is displayed when the client terminated the connection to the IRC server prematurely, and the server expected more data. This is often caused if the IRC client software crashes or exits suddenly, when it doesn't have the chance to close the connection gracefully.
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> this being awake bullshit @ 4am is annoying as fuck
56:00 <Skirmish> Liberal leaning friend of mine reckons if Abbott was PM he would have won. Noooooo way. If Abbott was still PM the verdict would have been Labor by 9pm. 
56:00 <dematerialised> lmao
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> abbott was a dick
56:00 <Skirmish> Amen
57:00 <dematerialised> it worries me that people think Howard and Abbott were actuall good leaders
57:00 <dematerialised> at all
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> and wore too many dick stickers
57:00 <Skirmish> Abbott would have been a great PM in 1950 maybe. 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> he had ols school values
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> d
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> and was going to become a priest
57:00 <Skirmish> It scared me that he was a Rhodes Scholar. Don't have to be all that smart to be one of those it seems. 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> weirdo
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - so was bob hawke
58:00 <Skirmish> He's a legend though. 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> that beer drinking legend
59:00 <Skirmish> Hawke and Keating made Australia what it is today. Without them we would never have been in a position to profit from a mining boom or trade with China. 
59:00 <Skirmish> Anyway ... Not getting back into that. 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure whitlam set that up
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> but next
00:00 <Skirmish> Bamp bow. Incorrect. 
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> mkay
02:00 <Skirmish> I should have spent some time tonight finishing this module off I have for study. 'Effective workplace relationships'. Whoever creates the syllabus for these units is a fucktard that is so out of touch with reality they should call the world they live in Narnia. 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, its never reality
03:00 <Skirmish> 'Describe a time when you were treated with a lack of respect. How did it make you feel?'
03:00 <Skirmish> How the FUCK did you think it made me feel. FUCKING AMAZING! 
04:00 <Skirmish> 'There was this time when I got given this learning unit to do and it was completely disrespectful to my level of intelligence. It made me feel pretty shitty.'
05:00 <Skirmish> Anyway. I am going to find something constructive to do for the next hour or so. Chat nek time. 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> good idea 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn peeps
51:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
33:00 <robot> hi
13:00 <johninja> http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/ec8e5a481b17bbec7e2e061659956ba9 
13:00 <johninja> he eats a hotdog like a real heterosexual man
14:00 <johninja> probably eats bannas that way too
15:00 <Jimbo> that seems really gay
17:00 <johninja> do 
17:00 <johninja> you like having phalic objects in and around your mouth?
18:00 <Jimbo> a hot dog isnt phalic
18:00 <Jimbo> unless your an insecure pile of crap
19:00 <johninja> its not if you eat from the side
20:00 <johninja> then its just cylidrical i.e not gay
20:00 <Jimbo> if you eat it from the side your a bit of a retard
20:00 <Jimbo> you might as well be vegetarian
20:00 <johninja> well if great leader eats that way i shall also
21:00 <Jimbo> nigger please
21:00 <Jimbo> australian politics doesnt have great leaders
21:00 <Jimbo> what fuckin drugs r u taking
23:00 <johninja> I am high on the wisdom and fortitude of god president shorten
24:00 <Jimbo> if shorten was so fucking wonderful hed already be running the country
25:00 <Jimbo> didnt he rape some young girl like picard and beehhh have done?
27:00 <johninja> I am unaware of these alegations
28:00 <Jimbo> http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/bill-shorten-opens-up-about-rape-allegations-20140821-106r7h.html
30:00 <johninja> that's hardly dambing
31:00 <johninja> the police found there was no case
31:00 <johninja> even his political opponents were happy for him
33:00 <Jimbo> ooooh, suddenly when it involves your cherished labor party leader, suddenly the courts and legal system are serving justice. Convenient.
34:00 <Jimbo> no reasonable prospect of conviction does not mean there wasnt evidence, or that it didn't actually occur...
35:00 <Jimbo> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/bill-shorten-rape-claim-investigation-police-emails-revealed/news-story/4047848963f0da8325877e09ee2415fe
37:00 <Jimbo> ya know, being a member of parliment, would affect the outcome of a court case - something the public prosecutor would be well aware of
43:00 <johninja> all that happened was some chick said "bill shorten raped me" on facebook
44:00 <johninja> I could say Jimbo sodomised me
44:00 <johninja> that doesn't make it true
45:00 <johninja> she was just fantasisizing about great leaders phallus
56:00 <johninja> https://www.greenrushdaily.com/2016/07/02/jamaica-install-weed-vending-machines-airports/ 
58:00 <Jimbo> yes and the facebook police picked up the case
58:00 <Jimbo> magic
09:00 <johninja> Bunnings Announces Hostile Takeover Bid For All 8,000 Polling Booths To Regain Control Of Sausage Sizzle Market
13:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/CVPidUy.jpg 
20:00 <Serenity> morning faggots
20:00 <johninja> o/
23:00 <Jimbo> heh
23:00 <Jimbo> apply for a credit limit increase...
23:00 <Jimbo> BAM PLATNIUM
23:00 <Jimbo> brb buying a rolex
23:00 <johninja> http://pics1.pof.com/dating/1135/53/15/550cb8006-3866-4ffc-a11a-40497fdfa6fc.jpg 
24:00 <johninja> lol she snuck that one in there
24:00 <GoldSpade> porn 
24:00 <johninja> yeah if you are working on sunday you deserve to see some titties
24:00 <GoldSpade> yes big ones with hairy nipples
25:00 <johninja> my faves
26:00 <Serenity> god
26:00 <Serenity> whos udders are they
26:00 <johninja> some random chick on POF
26:00 <faux> never fearrr
26:00 <Serenity> jeepers
26:00 <faux> faux is here
26:00 <johninja> woohoo
26:00 <faux> hi friends
26:00 <johninja> she hath returneth
26:00 <Serenity> hello
27:00 <faux> miss me
27:00 <faux> i bet ucdid
27:00 <johninja> yeh
27:00 <johninja> of course
27:00 <faux> lol
27:00 <faux> whats up
27:00 <johninja> mmm smoothies
27:00 <Serenity> i realised this morning when i got up jerome messaged me after i banned him last night 'how long you want to stay up? LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL'
27:00 <johninja> nomuch
27:00 <Serenity> ...
27:00 <faux> yeah the smoothies were amaze
28:00 <johninja> oh i missed jerome last night :(
28:00 <johninja> should have stayed up later
28:00 <Serenity> he was that liberalnationals nick
28:00 <Serenity> i banned him as soon as he joined
28:00 <johninja> I better go do some more wash up
28:00 <faux> lol
29:00 <faux> ye i didnt miss him at all
29:00 <faux> sez i had sushi last night for thefirst time
29:00 <Serenity> i should be doing lots but im sitting here watching outcast n drinking coffee
29:00 <Serenity> did you like it??
29:00 <faux> eh
29:00 <faux> lol
29:00 <Serenity> omg whatt
29:00 <faux> i dont get the hype
29:00 <Serenity> hnngg
29:00 <Serenity> its amazing
29:00 <faux> the chicken and avo was noce
29:00 <faux> but it has a fishy taste
30:00 <Serenity> i ate my weight in it last night
30:00 <faux> i was trying to avoid the fishy taste byx ordering chicken
30:00 <faux> no luck 
30:00 <Serenity> its weird it tasted fishy
30:00 <faux> yeah mayhe it wasnt a good place?
30:00 <faux> idk
30:00 <Serenity> sounds like it
30:00 <faux> we had my uncle and bec over
31:00 <Serenity> i make my own cause i cbf driving to the good place for it
31:00 <faux> we got $130 worth
31:00 <faux> lkl
31:00 <faux> ridic
31:00 <faux> cucumber sushinfor the kids
31:00 <Serenity> woah lol
31:00 <Serenity> lil n ant go mad for the tuna sushi
32:00 <faux> i also tried the californa rolls
32:00 <faux> vom
32:00 <faux> theybeere evn more fishy
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <faux> i was lile NEXT
32:00 <faux> but still smashed 16 pieces
32:00 <faux> cos i was starving
32:00 <faux> rofl 
33:00 <Serenity> sounds like it was shit sushi cali rolls should taste sweet and mayo-ey
33:00 <faux> also the idea of .. not hot rice im like eh
33:00 <Serenity> or.. you might just not like sushi haha
33:00 <faux> loll
34:00 <faux> idk ill try it again from a diff place
34:00 <faux> just to make sure..m
34:00 <Serenity> paul doesnt eat it because of the seaweed so when i make it i do him rice paper rolls with all the exact same fillings rofl
34:00 <faux> not any time soon though. not that keen
34:00 <faux> this one had the seaweed inside
34:00 <faux> and rice outside
35:00 <Serenity> fancy pants
35:00 <faux> lpl
35:00 <faux> maybe i was the seaweed that was fishy
35:00 <Serenity> its weird i can roll up a sushi roll in about 5 seconds flat but i have a reall hard time making rice paper rolls...
35:00 <faux> beccy said its raw seaweed
35:00 <faux> they all had sashimi 
35:00 <faux> i wasnlike No
36:00 <Serenity> yeahhh im not keen on sashimi
36:00 <faux> lol fuck that
36:00 <Serenity> i just buy the kids from coles and make myown sushi usually
36:00 <Serenity> um
36:00 <Serenity> kits..
37:00 <faux> yum
37:00 <faux> maybe we should make some here
37:00 <faux> dads wifey rules cos she cooks wcme
37:00 <Serenity> you'd prob like it a lot more if you made your own
38:00 <faux> dad was a lazy shit i had ro cook for us or he wouldnt eat
38:00 <Serenity> its hella yum with prawns
38:00 <faux> yeah i think so too.. i mean the concept doesnt disgust me.. i loce rice lol and other NON RAW fillings
38:00 <Serenity> i cant even stand the smoked salmon tbh
38:00 <Serenity> everything i use is always cooked
38:00 <faux> ew
38:00 <Serenity> chicken, tuna, prawns etc
38:00 <Jimbo> smoking salmon is quite fun
39:00 <faux> yeah dads was danglinf some raw salmon at ne
39:00 <faux> TRY IT
39:00 <faux> ITS NICE
39:00 <Serenity> yuckkk
39:00 <Serenity> no
39:00 <faux> how bout u fuck off
39:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <Serenity> salmon is gross anyway
39:00 <Serenity> whther its cooked or not
39:00 <faux> uh i bought an sd card for my phone
39:00 <faux> andni dont know how tontrasnfer most my shit
39:00 <faux> to it
39:00 <faux> i transferred a few apps
39:00 <faux> cant do pics efc
40:00 <faux> useless
41:00 <Jimbo> i havent gone fishin for ages
41:00 <Serenity> you'll have to transfer pics and shit like that to a computer then to the card i believe
41:00 <Jimbo> i really should
42:00 <faux> im more inferested in apps
42:00 <Serenity> orr google drive
42:00 <faux> cos theyre taking up most room
42:00 <faux> on my phone
42:00 <faux> YAY
42:00 <faux> sosie 
42:00 <faux> i mean
42:00 <faux> doodie 
42:00 <Doodle> hai fauxfie
42:00 <faux> how u
42:00 <Serenity> oh ok
42:00 <Serenity> go to your app manager
42:00 <Doodle> good thx u?
42:00 <Serenity> click on an app
43:00 <faux> ye sez bht theres only a few apps i can move
43:00 <Serenity> omve to sd card
43:00 <faux> others dont have fhe option
43:00 <faux> :(
43:00 <Doodle> did u get a visit from valak last night sezz
43:00 <Serenity> you wont be able to move the default apps
43:00 <faux> nahblike
43:00 <faux> spotify
43:00 <Serenity> no homer protected me doodly haha
43:00 <faux> i cant move
43:00 <Serenity> oh weird
43:00 <Doodle> yayy haha
43:00 <Doodle> i cant move either
43:00 <Doodle> so lazy
43:00 <faux> ye
44:00 <Jimbo> https://open.spotify.com/track/02kqNEFXbcFg22pyvUyjmI
44:00 <Serenity> 'it depends on how theyre coded' is the answer i got when i asked why you cant move all your apps
44:00 <Doodle> oh the old 'moving apps to sd card' problem
45:00 <Doodle> you'll be chasing ur tail for 700 years u need a new phone
45:00 <Doodle> or factory reset
45:00 <Serenity> i need a new sd card i have to fucking rearrange apps every time i need to update anything
45:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Huey Lewis & The News - I Want A New Drug.mp3 (6.6MB 192kbps Stereo 4:48)
45:00 <faux> what
46:00 <faux> so i cant move them
46:00 <Doodle> neg
46:00 <faux> BHT WHATS THE POINT OF AN SD CARD
46:00 <Doodle> lol exactly
46:00 <faux> i only have 500mb left kn my phone
46:00 <Doodle> google has about 100000000000000000000000000 results for that
46:00 <faux> i canr even update the apps
46:00 <Serenity> you need to move all your photos and everything else across
46:00 <Doodle> ye all the music and media for a start
46:00 <faux> my photos dont take up much room
46:00 <faux> its the apps
46:00 <faux> taking up shit
46:00 <Doodle> clear caches
46:00 <faux> andnindont evennhave unecesaary ones
47:00 <faux> i did that
47:00 <faux> me phones only 8gb
47:00 <faux> and like 3gb of that is the spftware thingy 
47:00 <faux> which i alsocupdated roday
47:00 <faux> wow my raping is shocking today
47:00 <faux> uh
47:00 <faux> typing
47:00 <Doodle> LOL
47:00 <Serenity> LOL
47:00 <faux> lmao
47:00 <Serenity> god me raping is so off today
47:00 <faux> lol :(
47:00 <Jimbo> credit card companies are idiets
48:00 <Jimbo> i just paid my statement with the card from another company
48:00 <Serenity> no one cares
48:00 <Serenity> ffs
48:00 <faux> lmao
48:00 <faux> problerm solvered
48:00 <Doodle> lol so he is proud he paid his credit card bill with another credit card
48:00 <Doodle> debt spiral anyone
48:00 <faux> hes a mong
48:00 <Serenity> doesnt that make him an idiot?
48:00 <Doodle> ye
48:00 <faux> ye
48:00 <Serenity> the company is making money... they arent idiots
48:00 <faux> lol
48:00 <Doodle> inorite
48:00 <faux> ab wakes up in tge mornings and cries cos she thinks ive left
49:00 <Doodle> best thing i ever did was pay off me credit card
49:00 <Doodle> aw
49:00 <faux> i have to scream oht that im still here
49:00 <Serenity> aww
49:00 <Serenity> ant n turbo slept under the dining table
49:00 <British^Meat> never had one TBH
49:00 <faux> ive been doing her hair in fun styles everyday lol 
49:00 <faux> she doesnt let anyonr else dp it
49:00 <faux> but me
49:00 <faux> phew.
49:00 <Doodle> theyre like herpes
49:00 <Serenity> cutie
49:00 <Doodle> easy to get but not so easy to get rid of
49:00 <faux> yesterday i did two cute buns 
49:00 <faux> she looks adorbs
50:00 <Doodle> faux u have 2 cute buns already
50:00 <faux> hehe
50:00 <Doodle> BYE FELICIA
50:00 <British^Meat> yer, i remember my mate got one yrs ago, and within minutes had a PS2 with 5 games :/
50:00 <faux> lol i came out of the shower in menpjs and was cold
50:00 <faux> and shebpokes my nipple
50:00 <faux> and goes
50:00 <faux> BZZ
50:00 <faux> ..
50:00 <Doodle> looool
50:00 <Doodle> jls
50:00 <faux> whichcis nipple in arabic
50:00 <faux> im like can u not
50:00 <faux> lll
50:00 <Doodle> eehehe
50:00 <Doodle> i used to do that to girls
50:00 <Doodle> when i was like 17
51:00 <faux> then u got arresred
51:00 <faux> oh
51:00 <Doodle> hahaha no
51:00 <Doodle> then i got SUM ACTION
51:00 <faux> ehhe
51:00 <faux> hot
51:00 <faux> twenny yrs ago
51:00 <Doodle> :(
51:00 <faux> old fuk
51:00 <Doodle> all those girls are dead now
51:00 <Clarkson> plus he was a slippery mofo
51:00 <Doodle> :o
51:00 <Doodle> i was a bit
51:00 <faux> dw its me bday in a week
51:00 <faux> im gonna be old
51:00 <Doodle> oh what are u 16
51:00 <faux> u better make some hars
51:00 <faux> hats
51:00 <Doodle> rofl
52:00 <faux> im not joking
52:00 <Doodle> oh
52:00 <faux> inwant a full collage
52:00 <Doodle> wtf
52:00 <faux> lmao
52:00 <Doodle> lol
52:00 <faux> top hat
52:00 <faux> chefs hat
52:00 <Doodle> settle down
52:00 <faux> shd can make a reappearance
52:00 <Doodle> fruit hat
52:00 <faux> NO ITS MY BDAY I CAN MAKE DEMANDS
52:00 <faux> omg yes pls
52:00 <faux> fruit hat hhhhahaaaaaaa
52:00 <Doodle> lol how the fuck am i gonna make a fruit hat
52:00 <faux> clay
52:00 <faux> dont be lazy
53:00 <Doodle> i'm not putting clay on my cock
53:00 <faux> no u idiet
53:00 <faux> u bake it
53:00 <faux> and paint it
53:00 <Doodle> :/
53:00 <faux> and sealxit
53:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
53:00 <faux> thencputit on
53:00 <faux> LOLLLLL
53:00 <Serenity> i have a bottle of tequila that has a hat on the lid
53:00 <faux> OMG
53:00 <Serenity> you could put one of them on your dinga
53:00 <Doodle> hahah ye 
53:00 <faux> SENTNITNTOCHIM
53:00 <faux> why cant i type
53:00 <Doodle> i had a bottle of that stuff yrs ago
53:00 <faux> im excited i tjink
53:00 <Serenity> loll
53:00 <faux> andnme fingers r cold
53:00 <Doodle> SENTNITNTOCHIM
53:00 <faux> ye
53:00 <faux> chim
54:00 <Serenity> when my hands get really cold it doesnt trigger buttons on me phone
54:00 <Serenity> its weird
54:00 <Doodle> chim chim cheroo
54:00 <faux> is there anxoption in teh gooflexplay store
54:00 <faux> to automatically download apps
54:00 <faux> to sd card
54:00 <Doodle> gooflexplay
54:00 <Serenity> no some apps are programed to not use the sd card
54:00 <faux> Robert.
54:00 <Serenity> thers nothing you can do about it
54:00 <Doodle> hi
54:00 <faux> ibwill skin you
54:00 <Doodle> ANXOPTION
54:00 <faux> damb it sez
54:00 <faux> damn*
55:00 <Doodle> skin me banana
55:00 <faux> silence of teh damb
55:00 <Serenity> ew youve been talking to john too much
55:00 <Serenity> he says damb
55:00 <faux> ye but thats cos he cant spell
55:00 <faux> i typid
55:00 <faux> lol
55:00 <faux> phhhht
55:00 <faux> damb
55:00 <faux> -- john
55:00 <Serenity> haha
55:00 <faux> eehheheehehee
55:00 <Serenity> poor johnny
55:00 <faux> hes a gpod chap
55:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Weird Al - Here's Johnny.mp3 (3.12MB 128kbps Stereo 3:24)
56:00 <faux> lol
56:00 <faux> its so sunny 
56:00 <faux> dads like
56:00 <faux> go sit in the sun
56:00 <Doodle> go cut the hashish
56:00 <faux> ur see through
56:00 <faux> im like YOURE NOT MY REAL DAD
56:00 <Doodle> loool
56:00 <faux> tjen i remembered he is
56:00 <Serenity> why do demons make humans float
56:00 <Doodle> cos its fun
56:00 <Doodle> wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
56:00 <faux> r u spoiling outcast sez
56:00 <Doodle> rraghhgrghgal
56:00 <faux> i will cut ur toes off
56:00 <Serenity> no ok
57:00 <faux> good
57:00 <Doodle> whats ur name
57:00 <Serenity> i watched conjuring 2 last night btw
57:00 <faux> is it a gpod ep at least
57:00 <Serenity> you need to see i t
57:00 <zaim> hey faux
57:00 <faux> or borinf
57:00 <faux> KMG
57:00 <Doodle> me name is
57:00 <faux> IS IT GOOD
57:00 <zaim> hey Serenity
57:00 <faux> hi zaim
57:00 <Doodle> rraghhgrghgal
57:00 <Serenity> hi zaim
57:00 <zaim> 3some?
57:00 <Serenity> its less boring than it has been faux
57:00 <faux> ye
57:00 <faux> oh good
57:00 <zaim> sik
57:00 <faux> will watch later
57:00 <Serenity> theres a little more info in this ep so its not just random borzville
57:00 <faux> phew
59:00 <Serenity> srsly tho
59:00 <Serenity> conjuring 2
59:00 <Serenity> scared a lil bit of wee out
59:00 <Doodle> lol
59:00 <Doodle> i must admit me palms did get a bit sweaty
00:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Rob Zombie - Well, Everybodys Fucking In A UFO.mp3 (3.79MB 128kbps Stereo 4:08)
00:00 <Serenity> its good to finally see good scary movies
00:00 <Serenity> cause the last 20 years has been pretty full
00:00 <Serenity> dull
00:00 <Doodle> well
00:00 <Doodle> it had lots of good bits but it also had a FUCKLOAD of tired old cliches in it 
01:00 <Serenity> you have to expect that for a paranormal movie
01:00 <Doodle> getting a bit tired of the music telling me when to be scared
01:00 <Serenity> hahah
01:00 <Doodle> and people going into dark places they know are full of monsters
01:00 <Serenity> i was yelling at the tv
02:00 <Serenity> WHY ARE THESE DUMB CUNTS WALKING AROUND WITH THE LIGHTS OFF
02:00 <Doodle> lol ye the kid and the fire truck in the tent
02:00 <Doodle> GO
02:00 <Doodle> BACK
02:00 <Doodle> TO
02:00 <Doodle> BED
02:00 <Serenity> no shit
02:00 <Doodle> idiets
02:00 <Serenity> id smash the kid wit the firetruck WHY ARENT YOU IN BED
02:00 <Doodle> also how many hints did we need that it was london
02:00 <British^Meat> u wot m8?
02:00 <Serenity> those accents sounded terribly fake
02:00 <Doodle> like a 10 min reel of british shit
02:00 <Serenity> were they fake?
03:00 <Doodle> no they all sound like that in the north
03:00 <Serenity> they just sounded so forced
04:00 <Doodle> ah well its an improvement at least
04:00 <johninja> the north remembers
04:00 <Doodle> NEVA 4GET
04:00 <Serenity> ye it was a good movie
04:00 <Serenity> theres meant to be a few other good ones coming out this year but we will see
05:00 <johninja> http://pics1.pof.com/dating/1135/65/20/5b4cca6b2-30bc-4935-a2bb-b7c1d21bba91.jpg
05:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13438830_1101978706532096_6155883407481204626_n.jpg?oh=6e271c5f9ea2a73ecd9c39e05b683c93&oe=580532EC
05:00 <Doodle> jesus
05:00 <Serenity> lol feck
05:00 <Serenity> fucking hell john
05:00 <Serenity> ham face
05:00 <Doodle> is that from plentyoffood.com
05:00 <johninja> lol
06:00 <johninja> leave her alone, she's a feminist
06:00 <Doodle> well obviously
06:00 <Serenity> http://www.kiis1065.com.au/entertainment/entertainment-news/10-scary-movies-that-will-scare-the-shstart-out-of-you-this-year/
06:00 <Doodle> did she get her chin pierced cos they couldn't find her ears?
06:00 <johninja> lol
07:00 <Serenity> i have those piercings. its making me want to take them out
07:00 <Serenity> ffs
07:00 <johninja> that started as her ears
07:00 <johninja> then slowly worked its way down
07:00 <British^Meat> only movie thats actually scared me tothe point that i couldnt watch it wa The Blair Witch Project
07:00 <Doodle> the exorcist still scares me
07:00 <johninja> that was a bit spooky
07:00 <British^Meat> Everything else is just jump scares and cliches and loud sfx that kinda irritate me
07:00 <British^Meat> So i dont really watch those sorta movies
07:00 <johninja> I was living in the woods
07:00 <British^Meat> coz u know whats coming...
07:00 <Doodle> sezz they had the preview for lights out at the cinema
08:00 <British^Meat> But blair with was mental
08:00 <Doodle> it looks.. ok
09:00 <Doodle> aiight time to do stuff to things, bbl luvrs o///
09:00 <Serenity> i kinda wanna see the the boy
09:00 <Serenity> bai doodly
09:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Bros - Drop The Boy.mp3 (5.68MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 4:08)
09:00 <Serenity> [11:07am] <British^Meat> only movie thats actually scared me tothe point that i couldnt watch it wa The Blair Witch Project
09:00 <Serenity> you know what that movie scared the living hell out of me.. i was 12 and at the time didnt realise it was all afked
09:00 <Serenity> faked
09:00 <British^Meat> heeeeeeeeeeey?
09:00 <British^Meat> hah damn
10:00 <Serenity> i was jumpy for weeks
10:00 <British^Meat> i think i was 17 18
10:00 <British^Meat> and it just shit me up
10:00 <johninja> New Zealand: 3 Arrested After Police Find $14 Million Worth of Cocaine Hidden in Horse Sculpture
10:00 <British^Meat> pretty sure i knew it was scripted
10:00 <johninja> the old trojan horse trick
10:00 <British^Meat> but just the hand held thing, made it all real
10:00 <Serenity> the exorcist still gives me goosebumps and i actually cannot watch that bit where she crawls downt he stairs
10:00 <Serenity> makes my spine tingle
11:00 <British^Meat> The library ghost in ghost busters
11:00 <British^Meat> GET HER!
11:00 <British^Meat> *shudders*
15:00 <Serenity> oh and the evil dead old and new... the movie its self doesnt scare me but the demons when they take over the peoples bodies i dont like looking at them
16:00 <faux> Serenity: 
16:00 <faux> was there a netsplit last nifht
16:00 <faux> pr this morn
16:00 <Serenity> yeah last night
16:00 <faux> ok that ezplains taco being able to get into cunts 
16:00 <faux> turs
16:00 <faux> tturd
17:00 <Serenity> ahh
17:00 <Serenity> fucker
20:00 <faux> LMAO
20:00 <faux> thebbig w commercialxjust camexon
20:00 <faux> and annabellesnlike
20:00 <faux>  25 DOLLARS THATS A LOTCOF DOLLARS
21:00 <Serenity> haha
21:00 <faux> pretends she knows
21:00 <faux> cutem
22:00 <faux> we just watched paw patrol
22:00 <faux> now peppa pig
22:00 <faux> great.
22:00 <faux> whyxdoes this cunt have 4 eyes
22:00 <faux> help
22:00 <Serenity> lol
23:00 <Serenity> ants hiding out in his cubby and lils still asleep
23:00 <faux> lucky
25:00 <faux> LOL
25:00 <faux> dyinf at them oinking every time they lauhh
25:00 <faux> HAHAHAHAHA
25:00 <faux> oh god
25:00 <faux> i need adults
26:00 <Serenity> god i am so glad kids shows arent a thing here anymore
26:00 <faux> lmaooo
28:00 <CLOWN> thestig
31:00 <faux> ok George is an idiot
31:00 <faux> clearly peppa is not behind the curtains
31:00 <faux> gosh
31:00 <johninja> haha
32:00 <johninja> you watchin telly with sis?
32:00 <faux> yeah
32:00 <faux> peppa pig
32:00 <faux> rof
32:00 <faux> l
32:00 <faux> im pissinf myself everytime they oink
33:00 <johninja> yeah its not a bad show lol
33:00 <johninja> better than fucking warawhy
33:00 <johninja> i don't think they have that on now tho
34:00 <faux> idk what that is
34:00 <Serenity> this movie is annoying me already
34:00 <faux> what movie 
34:00 <Serenity> The boy
35:00 <Serenity> if i were a nanny and walked into a house where the weirdo old people wanted me to look after a doll.. id turn around and walk right back out
59:00 <faux> adios amigos
15:00 <couleurs> Happy New Australia Day Every1
48:00 <CLOWN> lol
14:00 <GoldSpade> ayyy
37:00 <johninja> I'm a girl who likes simple pleasures but I'm not a simple girl. I'm a little shy and do better in small groups, but I long to connect with people and have a lot to give!
38:00 <dematerialised> good morning my fellow comrades
38:00 <johninja> greetings comrade
39:00 <dematerialised> Labor are now two seats ahead of LNP
39:00 <dematerialised> today is a good day
43:00 <Doodle> goodness, how different life will be from here on
44:00 <couleurs> :)
54:00 <johninja> http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/fa62ca7c4f6040bec30297e0c96a2236 
54:00 <johninja> such a dashing man
56:00 <couleurs> chubby cheeks
58:00 <TheRon> they'll end up eating that horse
10:00 <couleurs> iPod touch ;)
10:00 <GoldSpade> yeah i got one of them
10:00 <GoldSpade> they are good
12:00 <johninja> lol
15:00 <couleurs> Is You Cath^ Tho? I Don't Thank So
15:00 <TheRon> the germans win?
15:00 <couleurs> yea
16:00 <couleurs> but only just
16:00 <couleurs> ridiculous handball
16:00 <couleurs> Just Ridiculous.
17:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiouZx6L4jE
19:00 <couleurs> amasing shit
19:00 <Clarkson> thats what i was meaning by the mafia , they tried to get their feet into the business n the brothers didnt fold, they managed to get it to grow n told the mafia to fuck off with their 20% taxes
20:00 <couleurs> https://streamable.com/8yht
21:00 <couleurs> who the fuck jumps like that
21:00 <couleurs> let alone a defender
21:00 <couleurs> the fuck
21:00 <couleurs> what was he even doing
21:00 <couleurs> is he gay
21:00 <couleurs> Yes
22:00 <Doodle> 422
22:00 <couleurs> DaNG
23:00 <johninja> i'm still waiting for it to load
23:00 <couleurs> wales vs iceland eu final LOSER JOINS BRITAIN 
23:00 <johninja> but it looks like he is flailing about like a beached whale
23:00 <couleurs> it's like a ballerina move or something
25:00 <couleurs> germany aren't that good, they play very spontaneous football
28:00 <TheRon> that bloke in the skivvy still coach them?
29:00 <couleurs> yea the gaybo
29:00 <couleurs> he's the worst
29:00 <johninja> the ball sniffer
31:00 <Doodle> dont talk about faux like that
31:00 <couleurs> yea he picks his nose/arse in front of millions and then sniffs his fingers etc what the fuck 
31:00 <Doodle> D:
32:00 <faux> ye
32:00 <faux> hi
32:00 <Doodle> hiii
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> hi faux :p
32:00 <Jimbo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oUhezul-b0
32:00 <faux> ive retreated to me room
32:00 <faux> cos ab has told me 839 times she has school tomorrow
33:00 <faux> and shes going to see braxton
33:00 <Doodle> lol
33:00 <Doodle> toni braxton?
33:00 <faux> nah her m8
33:00 <Doodle> oh
33:00 <faux> apparently hes funny and silly
33:00 <faux> im like ye like me m8 doodle
33:00 <Doodle> ehehehe
33:00 <faux> lol
33:00 <Doodle> why does he have a black woman's surname for his name
33:00 <faux> idk
33:00 <johninja> lol
33:00 <faux> maybe hes black
34:00 <Doodle> thats weird guy
34:00 <Doodle> oh
34:00 <Doodle> well
34:00 <Doodle> thats ok then
34:00 <Doodle> .
34:00 <faux> i didnt ask
34:00 <faux> dont want her to go to school racist
34:00 <johninja> how will she fit in?
34:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <Doodle> we'll know if he is black if the wheels from her lawnmower get stolen
34:00 <faux> rofl
34:00 <faux> thatfucking lawnmower
34:00 <faux> yestersay it broke
35:00 <faux> and i was like YESSS
35:00 <Doodle> eep
35:00 <johninja> typical lawnmowers
35:00 <faux> and dads like dw i can fixcit
35:00 <faux> and he did
35:00 <faux> .
35:00 <Doodle> yayyyyyyy dad
35:00 <faux> jerk
35:00 <Doodle> llol
35:00 <faux> its so noisy i wannandie
35:00 <faux> lol
35:00 <Doodle> kids = noise and poop
35:00 <faux> i made her the worst paper plane earlier andnshes like
36:00 <faux> BAD LUCK KISSINA STOP MESSING AROUND IT WONT FLY WE NEED WIND
36:00 <faux> roflm
36:00 <Doodle> lol i do that with my niece
36:00 <faux> word for word
36:00 <Doodle> make shit paper planes
36:00 <faux> im like oh ok how rude
37:00 <johninja> OH YEAH YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT FUCKING AEORDYNAMICS YOU LITTLE SHIT?!?!
37:00 <faux> roflllll
37:00 <Doodle> AEORDYNAMICS
37:00 <Doodle> i ate the rest of those fruit tingles
37:00 <Doodle> me guts
37:00 <faux> gimme
37:00 <faux> u cunt
37:00 <Clarkson> i sure as fuck rather be insane just as long as you aint in the catergory
37:00 <Doodle> i already ate em
37:00 <Jimbo> r u goiys on irc all day cuz u have jobs unlike me
37:00 <faux> we are fried nibbles for lunch
38:00 <johninja> its sunday jimbo
38:00 <Doodle> i had fruit tingles for lunch
38:00 <johninja> it's against my religion to work on sundays
38:00 <johninja> or any other day for that matter
38:00 <faux> mini leb sausages .. salt n pep squid .. sambousik
38:00 <Jimbo> i often work sundays
38:00 <faux> and salad
38:00 <Doodle> nom
38:00 <Doodle> except the enthinc stuff
38:00 <Doodle> -n
38:00 <johninja> what is a sambousik?
38:00 <Doodle> iunno what that is
38:00 <Jimbo> actually im working next sunday
38:00 <TheRon> you don't make friends with salad
38:00 <Doodle> is it like sambuca
39:00 <johninja> it seems like a danc move
39:00 <Doodle> sambou-sik
39:00 <johninja> "sick sambousik johninja" "thanks bro :)"
39:00 <Doodle> lol
40:00 <TheRon> alright who's this clown?
40:00 <Jimbo> ??
41:00 <faux> rofl john
41:00 <faux> its mince meat .. pine cones and onion and spices in pastry
41:00 <faux> jh
41:00 <faux> not pine cones
41:00 <faux> pine nuts 
41:00 <Doodle> like a leb pastie?
41:00 <faux> LOL
41:00 <faux> ye
41:00 <Doodle> oic
41:00 <faux> but not puff pastry
41:00 <Doodle> a lebstie
42:00 <faux> google it u fux
42:00 <Doodle> lol
42:00 <faux> im reading gone girl
42:00 <faux> andnshe wanted me to read to her
42:00 <faux> so i was censoring swear words
42:00 <faux> .
42:00 <faux> v hardfor me
42:00 <Doodle> lol same
43:00 <Jimbo> I googled it
43:00 <Jimbo> Showing results for sambousek
43:00 <Jimbo> Search instead for sambousik
43:00 <Jimbo> regardless looks nice
45:00 <faux> doodie
45:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/9ltZ2qESRUE
45:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Electric Pandas - Big Girls.mp3 (4.79MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:14)
45:00 <Doodle> ye m8
45:00 <faux> this is what shes watching rn
45:00 <faux> lol.
45:00 <Doodle> lol wtf
46:00 <faux> god dammit youtube
46:00 <faux> lol
47:00 <Doodle> lol the song
48:00 <faux> bit nippy today
48:00 <Doodle> pix
48:00 <faux> nippy not nipply beb
49:00 <Doodle> o
49:00 <faux> khoooo livz in 1 x pine epple unda de see
49:00 <Doodle> pity
49:00 <faux> spenjbubble square pence
49:00 <Jimbo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMEn__UbIM0
52:00 <Jimbo> educational
03:00 <johninja> lol this guy https://www.reddit.com/user/LightOfJuche 
04:00 <johninja> can be quite good grammaticaly when he wants 
04:00 <johninja> but breaks into a bad chinglish to troll
07:00 <Doodle> dont we all
08:00 <johninja> i don't have another style :(
09:00 <couleurs> daym it's getting dark already
09:00 <couleurs> this new australia is weird!!!
11:00 <Jimbo> yea tony abbott ruined it
13:00 <johninja> and you voted for him
13:00 <johninja> so in a way it's your fault
13:00 <johninja> lets get him!
13:00 <Jimbo> me and the majority of australia
13:00 <Jimbo> fuck i hate australians aye
13:00 <Clarkson> the codecs are fucked, skype picture is fucking superb !
15:00 <Jimbo> beehhh is looking for a flatmate
15:00 <johninja> he seems like he would be fun to live with
15:00 <johninja> you should move in
15:00 <johninja> might be the break you have been looking for
16:00 <Cath^> lol
17:00 <couleurs> Cath^ is back on her iPod touch ;)
18:00 <Cath^> ;p
21:00 <johninja> hot
21:00 <Cath^> haha
21:00 <Cath^> hi johninja
21:00 <johninja> heya
22:00 <Cath^> in your wildest lol
22:00 <johninja> biab, have to dropp the old man up the pub
22:00 <Cath^> kk
22:00 <Cath^> good son
28:00 <couleurs> :))))))
29:00 <Cath^> that's a lot of chins 😂
39:00 <johninja> oh gr8
39:00 <johninja> thanks dad
39:00 <johninja> totally cockblocked
40:00 <couleurs> agreed.
40:00 <johninja> oh hey wb
40:00 <couleurs> thx
40:00 <Cath^> um hi
41:00 <couleurs> what up!!!!!!!!
41:00 <Cath^> excited much?
42:00 <johninja> he's an excitable chatter
42:00 <johninja> I'm gonna cook some rice and chicken skewers in a bit
42:00 <johninja> it's an OK meal
43:00 <couleurs> ;)
43:00 <Cath^> yum
43:00 <couleurs> pics
43:00 <Cath^> you make me want chicken satay now
44:00 <johninja> yeah 4 are satay and 2 are honey soy
44:00 <johninja> maybe i should have got 2 more
44:00 <johninja> they are the woolies ones
45:00 <Cath^> well if you're sharing you better get more 😂
45:00 <johninja> 2 late now lol
45:00 <johninja> 3 each
46:00 <johninja> i bought them more for lunch tbh
46:00 <Cath^> :o
52:00 <Cath^> wb
52:00 <TheRon> vb
53:00 <Cath^> cheers!
56:00 <johninja> ty
56:00 <johninja> oh
56:00 <johninja> ooh my my sexy eyes
56:00 <Clarkson> i was gonna get on 360 so i can play with cunts but cbf now
57:00 <johninja> its ok Clarkson, nobody wants to play with you anywya
57:00 <Clarkson> wants to be in the fucking movie
57:00 <faux> ye fuk u clarky
57:00 <Clarkson> yeah, yah like that don cha bitch
57:00 <faux> ye
57:00 <faux> johnñnnnay
58:00 <faux> hows teh pineapple
58:00 <johninja> lol
58:00 <johninja> i'm worried its cold
58:00 <johninja> and i need to water it tommoz
58:00 <faux> lol
58:00 <faux> wait
58:00 <faux> is that at new place 
58:00 <johninja> yeh
58:00 <faux> omg
58:00 <faux> youre there
58:00 <johninja> yeah dude
58:00 <johninja> :D
59:00 <faux> thats awesome
59:00 <faux> woo
59:00 <faux> congrats
59:00 <johninja> ty
59:00 <faux> cheers 2 u n ur coconut cup
59:00 <johninja> lol
59:00 <faux> p sure you told me when youre moving like 59 times andbi keep forgetting
59:00 <johninja> it was a bit kektic but yeh everything is all unpacked etc
59:00 <faux> im getting old
59:00 <johninja> ugh yeah it dragged on forever
08:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
15:00 <TheRiddler> going to be watching indepence day tonight
16:00 <CLOWN> u will leave disappointed
19:00 <TheRiddler> looks like it's BvS 
19:00 <TheRiddler> poorly executed
19:00 <TheRiddler> hmm
20:00 <TheRiddler> 32% on rotten tomatoes
21:00 <CLOWN> unwatchable
23:00 <Lumeah> Yes? 
23:00 <IAmSpeed> The extended cut of BvS is meant to be much better. Pacing isn't so bad. Warcraft movie could do with something like that too. 
24:00 <TheRiddler> the warcraft movie was fine
24:00 <TheRiddler> it just felt very ametuer at times
24:00 <TheRiddler> especially the solo scenes with the mage
25:00 <TheRiddler> felt like he was a warcraft fan that stumbled into the set during filming
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <IAmSpeed> Warcraft movie was a rushed mess. So many things just were shown for five seconds and then never agian.
28:00 <IAmSpeed> I've never played the games so maybe to people it have it was okay but I was like a kid who discovered redbull edited it.
30:00 <TheRon> i think the aussie parliament is gonna have to cancel christmas
31:00 <TheRon> can't find three wise men, anywhere!
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <CLOWN> sup amelia
40:00 <GoldSpade> ame
43:00 <amelia> sapnin
44:00 <CLOWN> eating u
44:00 <faux> is she tasty 
44:00 <CLOWN> shes the best
47:00 <amelia> stahppp i am blushing
54:00 <Jimbo> ok sorry
55:00 <Jimbo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Fjq_r3YU6k
57:00 <couleurs> Tomorrow, We Celebrate Our... Independence Day!!!!!!!!!!! #freakyfriday
08:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/NAFb5dn.jpg
09:00 <TheRon> you've gotta lift
17:00 <Loof> think i might be dying
17:00 <dematerialised> ok
18:00 <TheRon> no, that's just withdrawl
18:00 <Loof> from what?
18:00 <TheRon> u tell me
18:00 <couleurs> girl moms!!!!!!!!!!
19:00 <Loof> i haven't had weed in a year
19:00 <Loof> hardly wd
21:00 <Jimbo> spongebong hemppants has plenty of seaweed
22:00 <Loof> lol
24:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXKf-Uw1uFk
24:00 <Loof> what happened to stebie?
26:00 <Jimbo> pieter
26:00 <Loof> rofl
26:00 <Jimbo> shuttup loof im not funny ok
26:00 <Loof> lol
31:00 <amelia> y so cold
32:00 <Doodle> winter
32:00 <dematerialised> because you touch yourself at night
32:00 <Doodle> oh
32:00 <Doodle> shit
32:00 <Doodle> so its ok during the day?
32:00 <dematerialised> yes
32:00 <Doodle> whew
33:00 <Doodle> thought i was gonna have to suicide
33:00 <Loof> lol
33:00 <TheRon> RUOK?
33:00 <dematerialised> meels you not at home?
33:00 <Doodle> ye thx TheRon
33:00 <amelia> yip i is home
33:00 <dematerialised> ah ok
33:00 <amelia> how comes
33:00 <dematerialised> your ip is different
34:00 <amelia> ohhh i went shops and it kept coming up wif connect to wi fi so i turned it off
34:00 <amelia> forgot turn back on
34:00 <dematerialised> ah fairymuff
34:00 <Doodle> she's at her bf's
34:00 <dematerialised> nah she isnt
34:00 <dematerialised> nobody has come over all day
34:00 <Doodle> lmao
35:00 <Doodle> lol fkn hell those nicks
35:00 <Clarkson> when its known that thres an unconditional bond with somoene then ANYTHING fucking goes, only cos its been made clear that its what is valued most to both
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36:00 <dematerialised> haha
36:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHA
36:00 <TheRon> drives a man behind the driving wheels
36:00 <couleurs> cool
36:00 <amelia> hotXbunFace and snowfreql crack me up
36:00 <Loof> shutup TheRon
37:00 <Doodle> :o
37:00 <TheRon> oh alright
37:00 <amelia> hotXbunFace is when i couldn't stop eating em
37:00 <Loof> hey johninja
37:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/a/d4X0y
37:00 <dematerialised> those are mine
37:00 <johninja> hey loof
37:00 <dematerialised> im sure i have well over 50
38:00 <amelia> pussyslayerpartyman
38:00 <dematerialised> haha yes
38:00 <dematerialised> one of my best
38:00 <couleurs> cool
39:00 <amelia> haha
39:00 <TheRon> PC stands for pussy crushing, i had no idea
39:00 <TheRon> anybody here PC?
39:00 <dematerialised> Skyrim will fall as an independent province both economically and militarily without Imperial rule.
40:00 <johninja> I used to be an adventurer like you
40:00 <TheRon> i was a cub
43:00 <Loof> dib dib dib dob dob dob
44:00 <Loof> no akela not my weiner!!!
45:00 <TheRon> it never happened
45:00 <Loof> lol
47:00 <TheRon> loof techincally i wasn't in ballarat at that time
48:00 <Loof> ok
48:00 <Loof> i need coffee
48:00 <Loof> brb
49:00 <TheRon> ok
55:00 <amelia> flasheh
56:00 <TheRiddler> I went to get some squid n chips
57:00 <TheRon> black pepper?
57:00 <TheRiddler> panko crumbed
57:00 <amelia> yummmm
58:00 <johninja> what is a panko?
59:00 <amelia> bread crumb
00:00 <TheRiddler> ^
00:00 <johninja> IC
00:00 <TheRon> japanese
00:00 <amelia> panko is all flakey
00:00 <TheRiddler> Panko is a Japanese-style breadcrumb traditionally used as a coating for deep-fried foods such as tonkatsu. The biggest difference between panko and standard breadcrumbs is that panko is made from bread without crusts, 
00:00 <amelia> not so bread crumby
00:00 <johninja> I have never experienced the wonders
00:00 <amelia> tis delish
00:00 <johninja> but then i don't like seafood much either
01:00 <johninja> i could stomach some whiting
01:00 <amelia> huh
01:00 <TheRiddler> what about snapper
01:00 <johninja> its a fish
02:00 <amelia> panko bread crumbs aren't jus for seafood
02:00 <johninja> pretty bland white fish
02:00 <amelia> you can has chicken schnitzel wif dem
02:00 <johninja> well if its bland yeh
02:00 <johninja> true
02:00 <johninja> oh now you talkin
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol back to the schnitty
02:00 <amelia> always back to schnitty
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <TheRon> someday someday i will be here babe
02:00 <johninja> If a person is looking into your eyes for more than 6 seconds without blinking, he/she either wants to kill you, sleep with you, or both.
03:00 <Serenity> whiting is da best
03:00 <amelia> snappah
03:00 <Doodle> WHITE POWA
03:00 <Loof> punk teenagers outside my house, someone should execute the lot of them
03:00 <TheRiddler> barramundi is pretty good too
03:00 <TheRon> HOT SHOWER
03:00 <amelia> woah doodz you jus took it to a whole nother level
03:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/zpDGoCl.jpg 
03:00 <Doodle> lol
03:00 <amelia> LOTSA POWAH
03:00 <Serenity> bit of bronzey is delish
03:00 <amelia> i don't get it
04:00 <Doodle> loool
04:00 <amelia> halp
04:00 <TheRon> i don't trust seafood in ballarat
04:00 <Doodle> cos its a mating display
04:00 <TheRon> not close enough to the sea
04:00 <amelia> ohhh i fink i get it den
04:00 <johninja> yeah he is sexually harrasing the female peacock basically
04:00 <Doodle> peahen
05:00 <johninja> hehe cock
05:00 <amelia> ok gotchya fanks pals
05:00 <TheRon> does picard like baby goats, they are kids
05:00 <TheRiddler> the place I got the squid is at a harbour for sailing boats
05:00 <johninja> actually they are all pretty funny http://imgur.com/gallery/XiqUg 
05:00 <amelia> i fought you got squid from rr
05:00 <Serenity> i prefer my habours for fire trucks
05:00 <TheRiddler> nope
05:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <TheRiddler> it was a place called the squid shack
06:00 <dematerialised> i prefer monkey rabbits for my underpants
06:00 <Doodle> eek
06:00 <Doodle> i watched me dads dog eat a rabbit today
06:00 <TheRiddler> had a pretty hot girl at the counter :p
06:00 <Doodle> it didnt look very nice
06:00 <Loof> :p
06:00 <TheRon> chilled monkey brains for dessert?
07:00 <TheRiddler> it's pretty good squid
07:00 <TheRiddler> demat put the squid shack on your list
07:00 <Doodle> list of places to masturbate in
07:00 <Clarkson> queer daffodil cunt
07:00 <TheRiddler> unless you dont like squid
07:00 <dematerialised> i think ive been to squid shack
07:00 <TheRiddler> lol
07:00 <amelia> issit in Albanys
07:00 <dematerialised> the name rings a bell
07:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
07:00 <dematerialised> yeah its in Albany
08:00 <TheRiddler> it's at emu point
08:00 <amelia> i would like to go bax to Albany for a looksie around
08:00 <dematerialised> oh right yeah i've probably had it before then riddler
08:00 <johninja> someone take her on an albany date
08:00 <dematerialised> when i was staying at emu point
08:00 <TheRiddler> oh right
08:00 <amelia> i went to that steakhouse thing there
08:00 <amelia> wots it calles
08:00 <dematerialised> rustlers
08:00 <amelia> called
08:00 <amelia> ye that one
08:00 <dematerialised> its pretty amazing
08:00 <TheRiddler> going to rustlers friday
08:00 <TheRiddler> it's great
08:00 <amelia> was yummeh
08:00 <johninja> it sounds like a gay bar
08:00 <amelia> ahahaha
09:00 <dematerialised> is nonnas still on york street riddler?
09:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
09:00 <dematerialised> i went there many years ago
09:00 <dematerialised> that was also awesome
09:00 <TheRiddler> you can stay at my place amelia :p
09:00 <Serenity> pre sure squid shack was at the boat ramp where we took the boat in albs
09:00 <TheRon> when is the new perth stadium due for completion?
09:00 <TheRiddler> yes
09:00 <amelia> ahahahaa
09:00 <amelia> fanks asheh soso kind of you
09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <Loof> :p
10:00 <amelia> i feel you would be super shy in person
10:00 <TheRiddler> looking at the construction next year
10:00 <TheRiddler> it's half done
10:00 <TheRiddler> yes I probably would be
10:00 <Loof> you still living with your parents TheRiddler?
10:00 <TheRiddler> no
10:00 <TheRon> i hope they transfer the pitch
10:00 <TheRiddler> they bought me n my brother a house
10:00 <johninja> hopefully not like dudz
11:00 <johninja> shy all night
11:00 <johninja> and then won't stfu at 3am when you trying to sleep
11:00 <TheRon> i like seeing cricket balls aimed at ppls heads
11:00 <amelia> dudz?
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <johninja> an old chatter here
11:00 <Loof> so you technically are still living at your parents
11:00 <Serenity> id have KO'd the cunt john
11:00 <Serenity> rofl
11:00 <johninja> lol i almost did hey
11:00 <amelia> ohhh
11:00 <Serenity> cannot handle people talking when im trying to sleep
11:00 <TheRiddler> it takes me a few days to warm up to ppl
11:00 <Serenity> i get into rage town very quickly
11:00 <johninja> "shutup dudley" "blahblah blah" "seriously shut the fuck up or i'm going to hit you"
11:00 <johninja> and he did thank fuck
11:00 <Doodle> hey sezz
11:00 <Doodle> ru asleep yet
12:00 <Doodle> sezz
12:00 <Doodle> hey sezz
12:00 <amelia> living in a house bought by his parents is not living with his parents at all
12:00 <Serenity> shut up or im sending valak after u
12:00 <TheRiddler> dudley doright
12:00 <Doodle> he's already here
12:00 <dematerialised> i yelled at my junkie housemate many years ago because she was doing drugs at 2am and i had work in the morning
12:00 <Serenity> in your toothpaste
12:00 <Doodle> we're listening to marilyn manson
12:00 <amelia> jeezus
12:00 <dematerialised> i was ready to punch her in the throat
12:00 <Serenity> loll
12:00 <TheRiddler> does he look like dudley from from harry potter?
12:00 <Doodle> hahaha
12:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Marilyn Manson - Get Your Gunn.mp3 (3.65MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:59)
12:00 <Loof> i bet his mum still does his washing and brings him over meals
12:00 <Serenity> i have a pic of dudley here somewhere
12:00 <johninja> not really
12:00 <johninja> he's ok
12:00 <Serenity> from #facebook days
12:00 <johninja> found a nice asian missus
12:00 <Serenity> and hes holding a bi of paper with something written on it
12:00 <amelia> my first ever housemate was bulimec she would eat half a bucket of iceycream then vomit it out n eat more
13:00 <johninja> lol
13:00 <Doodle> lol sezz rooster keeps looking in the living room
13:00 <TheRon> cold chisel - ita
13:00 <Serenity> ive never had housemates beacuse fuck that
13:00 <dematerialised> i hate house sharing
13:00 <Clarkson> I heard someone say porn before
13:00 <Doodle> and wont go in there
13:00 <Doodle> where the panting is
13:00 <Serenity> SEE
13:00 <Doodle> i
13:00 <Serenity> ffs
13:00 <Doodle> hahaha
13:00 <amelia> used to heat up rice in microwave ans smash it with melted cheese then vomit
13:00 <dematerialised> im so glad i dont have to do that shit anymore
13:00 <johninja> I used to live in a boarding house with 30 odd people
13:00 <Doodle> also i am levitating rn
13:00 <Serenity> besides living with partners ive never house shared
13:00 <Serenity> and i never will
13:00 <Serenity> ever
13:00 <johninja> it was ok because i sold a lot of weed to them
13:00 <dematerialised> also my car kept getting broken into back then as well
13:00 <amelia> did you jus vomit your rice up? no o ok den liar
13:00 <dematerialised> probably my junkie housemates
13:00 <TheRiddler> gross
14:00 <johninja> yeah or freinds of
14:00 <amelia> she also used to fuck for $$
14:00 <johninja> hot
14:00 <Doodle> oer
14:00 <Serenity> =/
14:00 <amelia> i had to explain to her that was prostitution
14:00 <dematerialised> gotta pay the bills somehow
14:00 <johninja> private dancer!
14:00 <Doodle> lol
14:00 <Serenity> could not think of anything worse than living with people
14:00 <Doodle> agreed
14:00 <Serenity> even my kids is pushing it
14:00 <Loof> do you have to pay her back for the house TheRiddler?
14:00 <amelia> she would say i am gonna fuck him anyway, may as well get paid for it
14:00 <TheRiddler> yes
14:00 <Doodle> she has a point amelia
14:00 <TheRiddler> it's a rent/buy deal
14:00 <Loof> cool
14:00 <amelia> den one time she had a 4sum wif random guys at a hotel
15:00 <Doodle> crikey
15:00 <Doodle> she has a few points
15:00 <johninja> thats maximising your earnings
15:00 <amelia> i was like ok i fink dis gone too far pls vacate da premises
15:00 <Doodle> lol
15:00 <Doodle> PRUDE
15:00 <Serenity> lived with my brother for a year or so
15:00 <amelia> ahahahahah
15:00 <TheRiddler> atleast it wasn't at the house
15:00 <Serenity> well he lived with me
15:00 <Serenity> even that was too much
15:00 <TheRiddler> I would like to live alone 1 day
16:00 <johninja> my dad is living with me rn
16:00 <Serenity> living alone is the fucking best
16:00 <Clarkson> this house in tuncurry is fuckin wicked
16:00 <amelia> i remember i used to hang out wif my friend a lot n she would always be like ARE YOU STILL HERE @ him
16:00 <TheRiddler> then I can invite girls over
16:00 <johninja> i put movies on so he doesn't annoy me
16:00 <TheRiddler> :p
16:00 <johninja> he watched 3 last night
16:00 <amelia> but every time he saw her she was eating and would be like arw you still fuckin eating
16:00 <TheRiddler> and make videos
16:00 <TheRon> i watched the election till 12.30 last night
16:00 <amelia> upon reflection, i think that may haf damaged her
16:00 <Serenity> amelia kept everyone awake until 1am last night
16:00 <Serenity> so rude
17:00 <johninja> lol
17:00 <TheRiddler> she did
17:00 <amelia> ahahahaha wot why you blame @ me
17:00 <johninja> she stayed up way past her bedtime huh
17:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon i do
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:00 <Serenity> i dunno
17:00 <Serenity> rofl
17:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha
17:00 <amelia> was mos def past bedtime i dunno wot came over me
17:00 <amelia> didn't even snort nuffin
17:00 <Serenity> haha
17:00 <dematerialised> you were on the pipe
17:00 <amelia> ahahhaaa
18:00 <Serenity> i was the first to go thats something weird 4sho
18:00 <amelia> not dis yr
18:00 <johninja> she was excited to see me back
18:00 <TheRiddler> it was probably that type of day
18:00 <amelia> did you leave
18:00 <johninja> lmao
18:00 <TheRiddler> where there's alot going on and excitement
18:00 <Serenity> i went to bed.. YOU SAID GOODNIGHT
18:00 <johninja> touche
18:00 <amelia> ahaahah i meant @ jonfen
18:00 <Serenity> oh phew
18:00 <amelia> relax squirts
18:00 <Serenity> i was about to suggest you get a fucking head scan
18:00 <amelia> ahahahaahhahaha
19:00 <amelia> i think i gonna go bonkers in next few weeks
19:00 <amelia> i give it max 3 weeks
19:00 <amelia> so if i come on and post vids of me kickin doorframes, send halp
19:00 <TheRiddler> I didn't wake till 3:30 today
19:00 <Serenity> roflll
19:00 <Serenity> wtf lol
19:00 <Loof> chris
20:00 <amelia> whodahexagon sleeps til 3.30pm jeezus
20:00 <TheRiddler> well actually I woke at 10am but went back to sleep soon after
20:00 <Doodle> i was up for an hour after i woke up
20:00 <Doodle> and before
20:00 <Doodle> ;)
20:00 <johninja> yeah i don't want to one up you
20:00 <amelia> anything could have happened in dat time
20:00 <johninja> but sometimes i sleep until dinnertime
20:00 <TheRiddler> the constant rain made me sleepy
20:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
20:00 <TheRiddler> also
21:00 <amelia> whole day is gone
21:00 <TheRiddler> I hadn't slept so long in like a full week
21:00 <amelia> but so much sleep
21:00 <johninja> yeh except for the half i stayed up for
21:00 <Doodle> god if u lived here and rain made u sleepy you'd be declared dead
21:00 <amelia> dis is a tough call to make
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <TheRiddler> it was wild weather rain
21:00 <johninja> well shucks if you are getting up at like 5am erryday
21:00 <johninja> you deserve a sleep in
21:00 <amelia> who gets up @ 5am
22:00 <johninja> i thought you did
22:00 <Loof> lots of ppl
22:00 <Doodle> i used to
22:00 <amelia> yah i do but i didnt has sleep in today
22:00 <amelia> I confused now
22:00 <Doodle> me2
22:00 <Doodle> might get stoned
22:00 <dematerialised> i dont wake up before 9am under any circumstances
22:00 <TheRiddler> like rain that you think "what a dreary day"
22:00 <johninja> get a little high
22:00 <johninja> don't forget to bring a towel
22:00 <Doodle> so every day
22:00 <TheRiddler> oh
22:00 <Loof> my neighbour is smokin the reefer, i can smell it
22:00 <johninja> lol
22:00 <johninja> jazz cigarettes
22:00 <TheRon> want some?
23:00 <Loof> no
23:00 <johninja> hook us up with some of the dank bowling club weed TheRiddler
23:00 <johninja> TheRon
23:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00 <Doodle> edna has just harvested
23:00 <johninja> lol
23:00 <partay> Doodle do you chuff?
23:00 <Loof> haven't you got a keg or two to skull TheRon
23:00 <Doodle> never
23:00 <amelia> echidna
23:00 <TheRon> i'm in the process
23:00 <johninja> are you on the straight and narrow loof?
24:00 <Loof> yah a year now
24:00 <Doodle> i dont do drugs cos i respect my body in the worl i live in
24:00 <Doodle> -neil
24:00 <johninja> wow man, nice work
24:00 <Loof> ty :)
24:00 <amelia> dat is a good effort
24:00 <Loof> still on the cigs tho
24:00 <partay> no wonder you;re a keeper Doodle
24:00 <amelia> güd works
24:00 <johninja> yeh :/
24:00 <amelia> oh yuck
24:00 <Doodle> i'm joking partay
24:00 <Doodle> i'm face deep in a bag of weed rn
24:00 <Loof> i got hooked on cigs at 9, they are yuck
24:00 <TheRiddler> he doesn't chuff he inhales
25:00 <johninja> did the ecig help at all?
25:00 <amelia> choof
25:00 <Loof> not really
25:00 <partay> lol
25:00 <johninja> he has a nosebag
25:00 <Serenity> im smoking it all for loof
25:00 <johninja> like a horse
25:00 <Serenity> its my good deed
25:00 <Loof> lol
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <amelia> weed used to gimme soso much energy but these days i would jus pass out
25:00 <partay> i would have thought Doodle prefers the buckets
25:00 <Doodle> i've slowed down a fair bit these days
26:00 <Serenity> im not smoking anything until afer surgery wah
26:00 <Serenity> after
26:00 <Doodle> i only did buckets when i had me wisdom teeth out cos i couldnt suck
26:00 <johninja> :(
26:00 <johninja> well i like joints the best
26:00 <partay> nods
26:00 <johninja> but sometimes its not economical
26:00 <amelia> i remember being 16 wif my friend gettin high then we baked cookies and sat wif our pillows n blankets in front of oven watching em cook like it was TV
26:00 <amelia> soso joyful
26:00 <Loof> sometimes i wonder if i should go back on it
26:00 <johninja> lol
26:00 <amelia> I HEAR FIREWORKS
26:00 <Doodle> i remember doing that amelia but i was 36
27:00 <johninja> theys gunshots
27:00 <amelia> bwahahahah Doodle
27:00 <amelia> oh wait
27:00 <amelia> its a scooter
27:00 <johninja> lol
27:00 <amelia> fuckin dumb kid
27:00 <amelia> makin a rawkus
27:00 <nubbymcnu> go outside and milk him
27:00 <johninja> trip him over
27:00 <Serenity> i remember my mate giving us some cookies and being so baked i couldnt move
27:00 <amelia> kick his dumb kid head off
27:00 <Serenity> then thought it was a good idea to make pancakes... but was impatient and they were half raw but we still ate em
28:00 <Doodle> first time i had cookies i'd also taken acid
28:00 <Serenity> i was like 15? 16?
28:00 <johninja> and then his bogan mum comes running up
28:00 <amelia> ahahahahhaa
28:00 <Doodle> that was a fun time
28:00 <johninja> and you haf to bash her 2
28:00 <amelia> take em both on
28:00 <johninja> yeh
28:00 <amelia> i never had acid
28:00 <Serenity> must have been 16 cause i was out of home
28:00 <amelia> wot it like
28:00 <Doodle> its ok but not really my thing
28:00 <Serenity> acid sounds terrifying
28:00 <Loof> ew crunches and leg extensions day
28:00 <johninja> i only had MDMA tabs i think
28:00 <johninja> they flog it off as acid
28:00 <Doodle> this was 19 years ago
28:00 <TheRiddler> I haven't done any drugs
29:00 <amelia> I really liked MDMA tabs
29:00 <TheRiddler> only the alcohol
29:00 <johninja> yeh they cool
29:00 <Loof> maybe you should TheRiddler
29:00 <johninja> so euphoric
29:00 <Serenity> ive never done anything like that
29:00 <amelia> they make my eyes go funny
29:00 <amelia> all zig zaggedy
29:00 <johninja> i got little purple visions
29:00 <amelia> I dunno how explain
29:00 <amelia> haha
29:00 <johninja> like yeh blurry
29:00 <amelia> hars to focus
29:00 <johninja> and feel like laughing spontaniously
29:00 <amelia> soso lovely dovey
29:00 <Doodle> ugh
30:00 <Serenity> real mdma is meant to be a blast
30:00 <Doodle> drug talk used to be banned in here
30:00 <Serenity> yeah because of pieter
30:00 <Serenity> rofl
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <amelia> haha
30:00 <Serenity> literally that rule was for him
30:00 <Doodle> i'm going to lie face down in the bath bbl
30:00 <amelia> that sounds nice actually except not face down
31:00 <johninja> HEY YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT DRUGS TOO BUDDY
31:00 <Doodle> no
31:00 <johninja> i got a spa but i cbf with it 
31:00 <Doodle> it was the drugs talking
31:00 <johninja> good excuse
31:00 <amelia> i be bax
31:00 <johninja> lesbians have been in my spa and i saw a pube today
31:00 <johninja> so i think i will just burn it
32:00 <Loof> rofl
32:00 <johninja> not hot young lesbians
32:00 <johninja> old 65+ lesbians
32:00 <Loof> maybe it was an underarm hair
32:00 <johninja> lol mebe
32:00 <Loof> those dikes like to go french underarms
32:00 <johninja> Ill check out the situation in summer
33:00 <johninja> i think you may be right
33:00 <Loof> it was a politically correct underarm hair so it's all good tho ;)
33:00 <Loof> no students were triggered by it
33:00 <Serenity> i want a spa full of lesbians
33:00 <Floss> i just had a bubble bath
33:00 <Floss> was awes
34:00 <Serenity> aged between 27 and 31
34:00 <Doodle> it didnt have bubbles in it til after she got in tho
34:00 <Floss> you know it
34:00 <partay> Anyone seen that Central Intelligence movie ?
34:00 <Floss> the cold was driving me mental
35:00 <partay> Floss do you fart in the tub?
35:00 <Floss> sometimes for the lolls
35:00 <Loof> all fun and games until floaters
36:00 <Floss> back to minecraft o/
36:00 <Loof> autcraft
39:00 <partay> hi Stranger
39:00 <Stranger> hello partay
04:00 <partay> lol
04:00 <partay> i knew amsy was a fembot 
05:00 <couleurs> me 2
11:00 <Loof> wb
11:00 <johninja> thanks man
12:00 <johninja> was trying to get the ps4 to play some movies
12:00 <johninja> but they want money to access the media player
12:00 <johninja> what a joke
12:00 <johninja> might have to just use the 360
12:00 <Loof> i haven't figured out how to do that yet
12:00 <Loof> i just use the ps3
12:00 <Loof> use plex man
13:00 <Loof> stream the movies from a computer
13:00 <partay> johninja d/load ps4 media server
13:00 <partay> yah
13:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!
13:00 <partay> what loof said 
13:00 <johninja> i got the server
13:00 <johninja> but i dun have ps+
13:00 <Loof> ah
13:00 <johninja> and shit connection atm
13:00 <partay> dont need +
13:00 <johninja> when i get the NBN settup i might just do that
13:00 <couleurs> c u oneline
14:00 <johninja> it said i need + to use the media centre
14:00 <Loof> plex is a media server
14:00 <Loof> i don't think you need ps plus for it
14:00 <Loof> easy to use
14:00 <partay> yu dont 
15:00 <Loof> :)
15:00 <Loof> i love plex
15:00 <johninja> sweet
15:00 <partay> there is a few non-proprietary as well
15:00 <johninja> so it streams just on the network
15:00 <Loof> yeah
15:00 <partay> yep
16:00 <Loof> you can even stream off the network, play files off your computer while you're out
16:00 <Loof> it's so irie
17:00 <johninja> thats boss
17:00 <Loof> it organises all your shit real well too
17:00 <Loof> like downloads all the movie info and stuff
17:00 <partay> cd covers
17:00 <Loof> yeah
18:00 <partay> dvd i should say
18:00 <partay> its 2016
18:00 <Loof> yeah
18:00 <Loof> lol
18:00 <Loof> it's so good
18:00 <Loof> plays any file type you throw at it
18:00 <Loof> mkv everything
21:00 <partay> like vlc 
21:00 <Loof> ye
21:00 <nubbymcnu> isnt mkv just mpeg + windows stuff thrown on top?
22:00 <Loof> no
22:00 <partay> wmp wont play mkv 
22:00 <Loof> ^
23:00 <Loof> mkv has nothing to do with windows
23:00 <Loof> it's not microsoft
24:00 <Loof> it has the best compression imo
24:00 <Loof> awesome quality
24:00 <Loof> hate it when people on torrent sites winge that they can't play mkv
24:00 <Loof> fucken noobs
25:00 <johninja> lol
25:00 <partay> lol
26:00 <couleurs> mkv is just a container ok bye
26:00 <Loof> .
26:00 <nubbymcnu> yeah that thing
28:00 <couleurs> plex plays everything cos it's based on xbmc and kodi but kodi is still slightly better at handling higher framerate files
28:00 <couleurs> but it's ugly as fuck
28:00 <Clarkson> now Clairey is doing gay shit with my dick while i am doing gay shit with TheCrow
28:00 <couleurs> the ui is still from 2010
28:00 <Loof> kodi is shit
29:00 <Loof> and it's kodi that is based on xmbc, so shutup
29:00 <Loof> "Kodi® media center, formerly known as XBMC™"
30:00 <nubbymcnu> they all suck
30:00 <Loof> you suck
30:00 <nubbymcnu> vlc go go
30:00 <Loof> shutup idiot
30:00 <nubbymcnu> except for it's horrible horrible front end
30:00 <johninja> KMP mafukka
30:00 <nubbymcnu> it's so nice to answer every question with "yeah get vlc"
31:00 <Loof> except when it's ps4
31:00 <Loof> or any other console
31:00 <nubbymcnu> no one owns ps4
31:00 <couleurs> kodi is xbmc, they just changed the name...
31:00 <nubbymcnu> ever
31:00 <Loof> no one owns ps4
31:00 <Loof> what a tard
31:00 <Loof> <couleurs> plex plays everything cos it's based on xbmc
32:00 <Loof> make up your mind
32:00 <nubbymcnu> ps4 is just a poor mans nintendo gamecube
33:00 <couleurs> well in 2008 or something it was still called xbmc
33:00 <Loof> ps4 your mum is a poor mans commodore 64
34:00 <Loof> plex is pretty irie tho
34:00 <Loof> you gotta admit
34:00 <Loof> and i'm sick of the whole console vs pc debate
34:00 <johninja> lol fuck
34:00 <johninja> pcmasterrace
35:00 <johninja> its like the only thing those fuckers have to feel good about 
35:00 <Loof> yeah
35:00 <johninja> I GOT A PC HAHA CONSOLES SUCK
35:00 <johninja> its the poor mans white pride
35:00 <couleurs> pc gaming is for nerds, consoles are for casuals ok bye
35:00 <Loof> lol johninja
35:00 <nubbymcnu> m$ just started realistic efforts to make xbox + windows cross compatible
35:00 <nubbymcnu> sortof
36:00 <nubbymcnu> so soon it just might not matter what you own
36:00 <Loof> exclusives matter
36:00 <partay> PC gamer will have a hge advantage 
36:00 <partay> if they cross platform games 
36:00 <johninja> yeah they have an advantage with the mouse
37:00 <partay> yep
37:00 <johninja> but controler is more realistic
37:00 <johninja> so idk
37:00 <Picard> gday
38:00 <Loof> ham
38:00 <Picard> pig
39:00 <partay> bacon
42:00 <Loof> i think the only thing a mouse is good for is fps, everything else is better on a controller imo
43:00 <Serenity> the mouse is good for accuracy
43:00 <Serenity> cant see the point in other games
43:00 <Loof> yeah
44:00 <Tim-Sim> mouse is good for RTS games
44:00 <Loof> yeah them too actually
44:00 <Tim-Sim> mouse is not very good for Street Fighter II Hyper Fight
44:00 <Loof> or platformers, driving games etc
44:00 <partay> yup
45:00 <Loof> i need a gtx 1080, my 980 is showing it's age on a 4K monitor
46:00 <Loof> think the 1080 will be a grand tho
46:00 <nubbymcnu> The new Xbox Play Anywhere program lets gamers buy a game once and play it on both their Windows 10 PC and Xbox One console with shared progress, game saves and achievements.
46:00 <nubbymcnu> "
46:00 <partay> you need a bigger ps with that card
46:00 <Loof> damn
47:00 <nubbymcnu> multitouch is built for rts games
47:00 <nubbymcnu> but none of them support it real well
47:00 <partay> spesh if you're maxing it out with 2+ monitors at full res
48:00 <Loof> i'd prefer 1 4K monitor than two 1080p monitors
48:00 <Loof> two 4K monitors would be irie
48:00 <British^Meat> lol nubbymcnu r u pandas?
48:00 <Loof> lol
48:00 <British^Meat> Xbox, gtfo of here
49:00 <nubbymcnu> neg
49:00 <Loof> rofl
49:00 <partay> i use 3 x 27's on my Raedon 290x
49:00 <Loof> 4k's?
49:00 <partay> no
50:00 <partay> Asus LED's
50:00 <johninja> bless you
50:00 <partay> even the cheapest 4k's are like 500 a pop 
51:00 <Loof> yeah mine was $600 :(
51:00 <partay> Picard has your Liberal party won yet?
51:00 <couleurs> xbox sux get out panda ps4!!!!!!!!!!
51:00 <Jimbo> https://youtu.be/fya17uKMNgU?t=9m20s
51:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: VH1's ILLustrated - Episode 6 Views: 3,182 Uploader: Nostalgic Uploaded: Apr 27, 2013 Duration: 21m0s Rating: 4.72
52:00 <couleurs> why would you want to play an xbox game on your pc when there's probably a pc version of it that's better
52:00 <Loof> lol exactly
53:00 <johninja> oh god you guys agreed
53:00 <Loof> he's alright
53:00 <couleurs> they should do cross platform gaming so i can play the xbox kids @ FiFa on me ps4 now that would b Cool
53:00 <Loof> lol
54:00 <couleurs> but it will never happen cos $$$
54:00 <johninja> yeah tru pc sucks for sports game 
54:00 <johninja> fuck button mashing
54:00 <President_Trump> coffee lols
54:00 <couleurs> lolllllllll
54:00 <Loof> get out icehead
55:00 <johninja> i think you'va had enough
56:00 <Picard> partay they are not my liberal party, they represent the entire country
56:00 <President_Trump> who won?
57:00 <Picard> no one
57:00 <Picard> could take days
57:00 <Jimbo> charlie sheen is winning
57:00 <Picard> weeks for the senate
58:00 <Jimbo> i suppose while we wait we could plan some new murals for the side of your van, hey picard?
58:00 <Picard> i dont own a van
58:00 <Serenity> no Jimbo charlie is bi-winning
58:00 <Jimbo> u fuckin wot m8
58:00 <Serenity> get it right
58:00 <partay> lol at the Senate... that as a backfire 
58:00 <partay> was*
59:00 <President_Trump> did Hinch get in?
59:00 <Picard> its going to be one fucked up parliament whoever is PM
59:00 <partay> lol yep
00:00 <partay> fkn crazy shit
00:00 <Picard> mayhem
00:00 <Jimbo> I hope Hinch gets in. He could sit down and talk about any issue
00:00 <partay> and we bag out usa politics or brexit
00:00 <partay> we are no better 
00:00 <Loof> i just hope whoever it is does something about islamification
00:00 <Picard> lol
01:00 <Picard> loof Pauine has your back
01:00 <Loof> yeah
01:00 <Jimbo> partay, i agree i hate australians nearly as much as beehhh
01:00 <Picard> unless your  foreign
02:00 <Jimbo> Picard, if you dont own a van where do you keep your candy?
02:00 <Loof> radical islam and radical feminism are my two pet hates
02:00 <Picard> anyone been watching Secret City
02:00 <Picard> Jimbo at the candy shop
02:00 <Jimbo> that sounds like a sweet business
02:00 <Picard> yes.
03:00 <partay> Jimbo no you didnt 
03:00 <Jimbo> yours i assume?
03:00 <Picard> bring back Bob
03:00 <Jimbo> or am i mistaken? im just trying to understand how and where you lure children
04:00 <Jimbo> cause there arent any on irc these days
04:00 <Picard> you would know
05:00 <Jimbo> everyone on irc knows
05:00 <Loof> radical islamists, radical feminists and drug users all need to be execute imo
05:00 <Jimbo> radical skateboarders and rollerskaters
05:00 <Loof> lol
06:00 <Jimbo> ok u goiys r boring me im out
17:00 <Picard> yep, because you are so much fun
17:00 <nubbymcnu> so is your face
19:00 <Picard> its heaps if u are sitting on it
20:00 <partay> Ahhh week holiday
20:00 <partay> *sip*
24:00 <Picard> hows the weather up there?
24:00 <Picard> better be fucking warm when i get there
25:00 <partay> its not too bad about 10 at night.. mid to high 20's during ther day
25:00 <Loof> perfect
26:00 <partay> yep
26:00 <partay> great "winter" weather 
26:00 <Loof> i love qld weather
26:00 <Picard> sounds good
26:00 <Loof> melbourne weather is shite
26:00 <Picard> its 7 here atm, and dropping
27:00 <Loof> hey faux
29:00 <faux> hi :0
29:00 <faux> )
29:00 <faux> hows u
29:00 <Loof> not too bad, more importantly tho how are you?
31:00 <Loof> i care about irc people too much
31:00 <Loof> i need irl friends lol
32:00 <johninja> lol i was eating pistachios and accidently ate a ciggie filter
32:00 <frayedknot> irc/irl... it's only one letter different... close enough
32:00 <johninja> "hmm somethig isn't right about this one"
32:00 <Loof> lol
32:00 <faux> im good ty :D
32:00 <Loof> awesome!
33:00 <faux> making origami stars for me sissy
33:00 <faux> lol
33:00 <Loof> awww that's sweet as fuck
33:00 <faux> she slept in the arvo so shes wide awake
33:00 <johninja> aww
33:00 <faux> shes so cute she said she wants to glue them in the the sky but dhe cant reach so she needs a ladder
33:00 <Loof> zac has been a little pain in the ass, he's following me everywhere
33:00 <Loof> he needs a sibling
34:00 <faux> then she said youre tall Christina can u put them in the sky
34:00 <Loof> lol
34:00 <faux> and i almost cried
34:00 <faux> cos shes tje first person ever to call me.tall
34:00 <faux> lol cute loof
34:00 <faux> he just wants to chill w his daddio
34:00 <Loof> yeah he's smothering me
34:00 <johninja> haha@tall
34:00 <Loof> i don't get 5 mins peace
35:00 <partay> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13606612_10208501523889444_3354272237811838763_n.jpg?oh=051f07ccb11b81c8794d68354380a5d7&oe=583225DF
35:00 <faux> watch it johnnay
35:00 <johninja> ahh geeze loof
35:00 <faux> i will smash u
35:00 <johninja> lol
35:00 <johninja> in the knee
35:00 <faux> ex cuse me
35:00 <faux> do u wanna fight
35:00 <johninja> is he going to school yet loof?
36:00 <johninja> i will wrestle ya
36:00 <Loof> next year
36:00 <Loof> can't wait
37:00 <johninja> yeah that will help hey
37:00 <Loof> i love him to bits but it's sooo stressful
37:00 <Loof> wish he'd hang with his mum
37:00 <Loof> instead
37:00 <johninja> won't be long and he'll be a teen and embarresed of you lol
38:00 <Loof> yeah lol
38:00 <johninja> so make the best of it man
38:00 <Loof> then i'll miss these times
38:00 <Loof> i know man :)
38:00 <johninja> yeah haha
38:00 <faux> aw
38:00 <faux> kids.
38:00 <Loof> like that song cats in the cradle
38:00 <faux> lol
38:00 <faux> i hate kids but i have some high tolerance 4 ab
38:00 <johninja> yeah
39:00 <faux> shes not sooky so i think that helps
39:00 <faux> otherwise id lock her in the oven
39:00 <johninja> lol
39:00 <johninja> plus you can go hide when she gets too much
39:00 <Loof> i tried changing my sleeping pattern to stay up at night to get some time to myself, but he just gets up when i'm not in the bed at 2am
40:00 <faux> aa
40:00 <faux> w
40:00 <faux> any new pix
40:00 <Loof> yeh just a sec :)
40:00 <faux> woo
41:00 <Loof> iugnore my ugly head: https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/13558810_10153886895654858_8941563078617448168_o.jpg
41:00 <faux> you dont look ugly
41:00 <faux> wtf u look diff
41:00 <Loof> ty :)
41:00 <faux> less like a serial killer
41:00 <faux> also wow hes groen
41:00 <Loof> rofl
41:00 <faux> grown*
42:00 <faux> what a cutie
42:00 <Loof> ty :)
42:00 <Loof> i love that photo
42:00 <Loof> shows he loves me
42:00 <faux> haha ofc he does
42:00 <Loof> :)
46:00 <Loof> maybe turn off your mobile client Lumeah
47:00 <Loof> please don't flood us again :)
47:00 <faux> lolllll
47:00 <Picard> or just fuck right off
47:00 <Loof> lol
47:00 <Lumeah> i dun 
48:00 <Lumeah> soz
48:00 <johninja> did you reject Picard?
48:00 <johninja> he doesn't handle it well
48:00 <Lumeah> lol
48:00 <Picard> eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww
48:00 <Picard> i just threw up in my mouth
48:00 <faux> pls youre way grosser
49:00 <Picard> faux lets not play games, you would let me do u in a heartbeat. you love the attention
49:00 <faux> .
49:00 <Loof> lol
49:00 <faux> lmao
49:00 <faux> i made meself lauhh
50:00 <Serenity> LOL jimmy carr 'she had a fanny like a kicked over trifle'
50:00 <Serenity> haaaaaaaaaaaaa
50:00 <Clarkson> ill rape every member of your god damn family cunt
50:00 <faux> um
50:00 <faux> calm down clarky
50:00 <Clarkson> knows fuck is a good idea.
51:00 <Loof> thought i was going to die after squats last night
51:00 <Loof> took me 15 mins to get my breath back
52:00 <Loof> kept thinking i was having a heart attack
52:00 <Loof> lol
53:00 <faux> lol jeez
53:00 <faux> hownmany did yiu do
53:00 <Loof> 16 reps of 50kg
53:00 <Loof> i need to put the weight up
53:00 <faux> oh
53:00 <faux> u squatted w weights
53:00 <Loof> yeah
53:00 <faux> nice 1
54:00 <Loof> think i need to use about 70kg
54:00 <faux> soon youll have a butt u can bounce coins off
54:00 <Loof> lol
54:00 <johninja> lol
54:00 <Loof> crunches today, i hate crunches
54:00 <Loof> bench is my fav
54:00 <faux> likes johns
54:00 <faux> hng
54:00 <faux> -s
54:00 <Serenity> john rally does have a pleasant bottom
55:00 <faux> ye
55:00 <faux> id smack it
55:00 <faux> twice. 
55:00 <amelia> pic
55:00 <Loof> i used to in my 20s, but now i'm old and married
55:00 <Loof> no excuse i know
55:00 <faux> lol
55:00 <Lumeah> okkk
55:00 <faux> hope mine doesnt deflate whenx i get married
55:00 <amelia> buttpic go
56:00 <faux> lllllol @ me gettinf married 
56:00 <Loof> it's like she doesn't try why should i syndrome
56:00 <amelia> yuck no more M word
56:00 <Loof> lol
56:00 <johninja> amelia has permission to view my posterior
56:00 <johninja> but i have no way to send it soz
56:00 <amelia> yay
56:00 <Serenity> post it
56:00 <amelia> fuck
56:00 <Serenity> idont have it
56:00 <Clarkson> it's called gore porn
56:00 <faux> ye im not looking for it and uploading 
56:00 <johninja> yeah i'll put it on a postcard
57:00 <johninja> lol
57:00 <faux> i have a sea of butts in my phone
57:00 <amelia> dont build me up n drop me down like that
57:00 <johninja> hm
57:00 <faux> johns is the alpha shark of me sea of butts
57:00 <faux> gs69azza comes a close second
58:00 <Serenity> i miss havin a nice form butt
58:00 <Serenity> firm too
58:00 <faux> me 2
58:00 <amelia> how do you has such an apparant nice but jonfen
58:00 <amelia> Serenity did you used to be slim when younger
58:00 <faux> Slim
58:00 <faux> Bread
58:00 <Loof> aww yeah my ViO-Cast cap is nearly here
58:00 <Loof> he sent me two
58:00 <amelia> ahahaha
58:00 <Serenity> ye i was about a 10 before kids
58:00 <Loof> although i don't look good with caps due to my fat face
58:00 <amelia> o snap
59:00 <faux> ur face isnt fat
59:00 <amelia> pic of you size 10
59:00 <Loof> sometimes it is
59:00 <faux> lol
59:00 <Serenity> like i have pics..
59:00 <amelia> pic of Loof face
59:00 <amelia> pic of everyone
59:00 <faux> hebjust posted it above
59:00 <faux> feck
59:00 <amelia> oh
59:00 <Loof> last time you said i'm funny looking amelia so no more pics
59:00 <Loof> that was a year ago tho
00:00 <Serenity> i had a xenu hoodie and undies
00:00 <amelia> i never called you funny lookin
00:00 <Serenity> i must have given the hoodie to mixy cauise im fucked if i remember where it went
00:00 <amelia> i would never call someone that, i always say it a lot more subtle
00:00 <Serenity> she would be like
00:00 <Serenity> aww you have really cute ears
00:00 <Loof> lol
00:00 <amelia> exactly
00:00 <amelia> you def haf me confused
01:00 <amelia> only way i would say you look funny is if you dissed me then i would make it rain down hell on you
01:00 <Clarkson> BuLL dont fucking start shit with me tonight
02:00 <johninja> yeah BuLL
02:00 <johninja> back down fgt
02:00 <Loof> i didn't even know you when you said it
02:00 <amelia> I didn't say it
02:00 <Loof> i think it was because i looked high
02:00 <Loof> wich is fair enough
02:00 <partay> here's one of me 
02:00 <partay> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/188892_10150113850854916_1006027_n.jpg?oh=6b99cd60759bc2793a07ded6fc1e82d8&oe=57F8F836
02:00 <amelia> I've never seen a pic of you before, ever
02:00 <Loof> anyway this irc client is gay i'm gonna use mibbit brb
03:00 <johninja> nice legs partay
03:00 <amelia> his shoes are better
03:00 <amelia> i can't tell if he's asian or not
04:00 <johninja> he's a very white asian if so
04:00 <amelia> stop stalling buttpic
04:00 <partay> thanks
05:00 <partay> i just had them waxed 
05:00 <johninja> i'm uploading just for you ok
05:00 <johninja> its slow
05:00 <johninja> large file
05:00 <amelia> today is a good day
05:00 <amelia> jonfen got BaCK
06:00 <Serenity> Vote [1] Jonfen
06:00 <Loof> ah can't use mibbit, Serenity has me banned on it  Closing link ([email protected]) [Z-Lined: Perm Ban Evading.. <tisk>]
06:00 <Serenity> ay i dont have shit
06:00 <Serenity> im not an opper
06:00 <amelia> oPPeR
06:00 <johninja> https://www.facebook.com/FailCrewzz/videos/637736679642636/?pnref=story 
06:00 <johninja> in the meantime
07:00 <Loof> oh well i'll just stick with this gay client
08:00 <Loof> fucking tisk
08:00 <Clarkson> get one of those yellow retard helmets
08:00 <johninja> get a dog upya Clarkson
08:00 <Clarkson> yeh mum look at this slut
08:00 <johninja> lol
09:00 <Serenity> so long and thanks for all the fish
10:00 <Loof> can someone help me set up mirc autojoin?
10:00 <partay> easy nigger
11:00 <Loof> ty i'll dl it
11:00 <Loof> brb
13:00 <dematerialised> ok im back call off the hounds
13:00 <Serenity> somewhere  in the vicinity  of beetlejuice
15:00 <dematerialised> my belly is full of chinese and i just watched independence day
15:00 <dematerialised> life is good
15:00 <Serenity> h8 u
16:00 <dematerialised> love you too hunnybunny
16:00 <dematerialised> everyone be COOL this is a robbery!
18:00 <Stranger> any of you fucking pricks move and ill execute every motherfucking last one of you
18:00 <dematerialised> *guitar*
20:00 <Tim-Sim> Pulp Fiction
26:00 <amelia> hai @ chu dematsface
34:00 <Serenity> I think Im a couch 
34:00 <Loof> i think i'm a grouch
34:00 <Serenity> im comfy
35:00 <Loof> lol
35:00 <Loof> purrrr
35:00 <Serenity> just dont leave hair all over me
35:00 <Doodle> oh
35:00 <Doodle> .
35:00 <Doodle> what about semen
35:00 <Clarkson> don't start the cunt up Floss
35:00 <Serenity> gosh
36:00 <Loof> rofl
36:00 <Serenity> yes thats fine. 
36:00 <Doodle> awes
36:00 <Doodle> i'll get started on it straight away
36:00 <partay> Serenity you will take a facial ?
36:00 <Serenity> not from you 
36:00 <partay> not me 
37:00 <partay> most chicks wont 
37:00 <partay> its like 3/10 
37:00 <Serenity> lol
37:00 <Loof> i wonder if pieter's semen had blood in it
37:00 <Loof> sorry
37:00 <Serenity> yuckkk
37:00 <Serenity> noooo 
38:00 <Doodle> jesus
38:00 <partay> Doodle u went there 
38:00 <Loof> does it Lumeah?
39:00 <Doodle> i did no such thing
41:00 <Serenity> god i love this moofie
41:00 <Loof> what is it?
41:00 <Doodle> pee wee's big adventure
41:00 <Loof> so i can check it's rating on imdb
42:00 <Maurice> Tell em Large Marge sent ya
43:00 <Doodle> eehehe
43:00 <Serenity> hitchhikers  guide
44:00 <Loof> 2005?
44:00 <Loof> or is there a new one
45:00 <Loof> or do you mean the old series
45:00 <Serenity> yes 2005
45:00 <Loof> ah 6.8/10
47:00 <johninja> thanks for the plex reccomendation by the way
47:00 <johninja> its rad
47:00 <Loof> no worries :)
47:00 <johninja> love how it arranges all the files
47:00 <Loof> figure out how to use it easy enough?
47:00 <johninja> been looking for something like that for vids for ages
47:00 <johninja> yeah i think so
47:00 <Loof> irie
48:00 <faux> og
48:00 <faux> omg
48:00 <faux> iriedid imiss vio
48:00 <Loof> 12 mins
48:00 <Loof> :)
48:00 <faux> omgosh
48:00 <faux> everyones sleeping
48:00 <faux> dont have me earphones
48:00 <faux> NOO
49:00 <Loof> just join in the chat
49:00 <faux> its ok ill pop in and say hi anyway
49:00 <Loof> yeah
49:00 <Loof> he's in there atm
49:00 <faux> eheeee
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