// #melbourne — 2016-07-29
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00:00:00 <Serenity> bloody kate smoking too much yew
00:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ice no doubt!
00:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking bout drugs.. just checked me uni results for a drug subject - Credit! YEW
00:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> and distinction for research methods YEW
00:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1 subject left of me degree and i’m DONE! FUCK YEAH!
00:07:00 <Student> next?
00:11:00 <Serenity> woo hoo!
00:44:00 <doctor> i wish my uni gave me drugs
00:44:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/13654236_1203129636405023_2498250225379820190_n.jpg?oh=3686470b8c510439c093c3bb17a394b6&oe=5820FC9A
00:45:00 <Serenity> you could probably find some drugs at uni to be fair
00:45:00 <doctor> did you know that ekans is snake backwards?
00:45:00 <doctor> yeah mostly just pot tho
00:45:00 <Serenity> i did
00:45:00 <doctor> good little bit of trivia to tell the grandkiddies one day
00:49:00 <doctor> this is more my kind of game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzJDimvPW1Y
00:49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: [ThePruld] When you go dark souls with your best mates Views: 314,469 Uploader: ThePruld Uploaded: Jul 26, 2016 Duration: 0m55s Rating: 4.99
03:07:00 <Student> yah jin kee bhee bachiyan agayee hein , nishaniyan bata kar yahan saay laay jayein
14:40:00 <faux> yah jin kee bhee bachiyan agayee hein , nishaniyan bata kar yahan saay laay jayein
14:41:00 <doctor> I too wish to summon the essence of Satans Madness
14:42:00 <Doodle> O_o
14:42:00 <Doodle> auspost emailed me saying i have a package ready to pick up
14:42:00 <Doodle> but the slip the postie left says it wont be there til after 4pm
14:42:00 <Doodle> who do i believe
14:43:00 <doctor> auspost
14:45:00 <faux> i been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirrorrr
14:46:00 <faux> and bending over backwards just to try n see it clearer
14:46:00 <Doodle> um
14:46:00 <Doodle> pix
14:46:00 <faux> but my breath fogged up the glasss
14:46:00 <faux> so i drew a new face and i laugheddd
14:46:00 <Doodle> are u on drugs
14:46:00 <faux> no im singing
14:46:00 <faux> are you
14:46:00 <Doodle> HOW VERY DARE U
14:47:00 <faux> oh
14:47:00 <faux> so thats a yes
14:47:00 <Doodle> what r u insinuating
14:47:00 <Doodle> my mother and i have been coming to this channel for 20 years and i've never been so insulted
14:48:00 <faux> lord
14:48:00 <faux> just painted my nails and now i need to pee
14:48:00 <faux> story of my life
14:48:00 <Doodle> eek
14:49:00 <Doodle> i just saw me niece who had her tonsils out yesterday
14:49:00 <Doodle> quietest she has been in years
14:50:00 <faux> lol
14:50:00 <faux> which one
14:50:00 <Doodle> eb
14:50:00 <faux> o
14:51:00 <Doodle> i said to her dont worry u only have to have them out once every few years
14:51:00 <faux> lol
14:51:00 <Doodle> hehee
14:51:00 <faux> jerk
14:51:00 <Doodle> ye
14:51:00 <faux> brb attempting to tinile
14:51:00 <faux> tinkle&
14:51:00 <Doodle> kkkkkk
14:52:00 <Doodle> dont get nailpolish on your hoo hah
14:54:00 <faux> k
14:54:00 <faux> ruined one nail
14:54:00 <faux> need to repaint
14:55:00 <faux> ff
14:57:00 <Doodle> olawd
16:25:00 <Doodle> mmm
16:25:00 <Doodle> car parts in the mail
16:25:00 <dematerialised> what you getting?
16:25:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13659140_10207881442527583_3920558451421618688_n.jpg?oh=c8ff9fb455de2dd5b10a9d2ed984ba6c&oe=583367DC
16:25:00 <Doodle> control arm bushes
16:25:00 <dematerialised> nice
16:25:00 <Doodle> rear tyres tomorrow
16:26:00 <dematerialised> gonna do them yourself i take it?
16:26:00 <Doodle> shit no
16:26:00 <dematerialised> haha
16:27:00 <faux> ehehee
16:27:00 <Doodle> theres a good suspension place i use, after i get the tyres on i'll get them to fit em and do a w/alignment
16:27:00 <faux> in the car rn
16:27:00 <Doodle> do a skid
16:27:00 <faux> juat picked up ab from skewl
16:27:00 <Doodle> oh
16:27:00 <faux> nah im not driving
16:27:00 <Doodle> dont do a skid
16:27:00 <faux> now at Woolies
16:27:00 <faux> Fun times
16:28:00 <Doodle> why does everything i buy for my car come with stickers
16:28:00 <Doodle> i could just about cover me back window by now
16:42:00 <faux> god
16:42:00 <faux> i hatethe shops
16:42:00 <faux> why are there so many people
16:42:00 <faux> pls go.
16:42:00 <faux> and it smells like delicious chicken from teh chicken shop
16:42:00 <faux> yuuim
16:43:00 <faux> and petrollll
16:43:00 <faux> god i love the smell of petrol
16:54:00 <TheRon> a slow cooked beef stew for tea
17:05:00 <Doodle> chicken & petrol casserole for faux
17:15:00 <TheRon> maybe faux could have some roasted doodle
17:21:00 <Serenity> id love a something i didnt have to cook for dinner
17:29:00 <stompin> going off like cum in the sun
17:31:00 <TheRon> thta's the special sauce on big macs
17:38:00 <stompin> dont let the secert out
17:39:00 <TheRon> adds a bit of extra body to the recipe
17:40:00 <stompin> little extra money in my pocket selling it to mcds
17:52:00 <zaim> I love a good slappin
17:52:00 <stompin> good turkey slappin
17:53:00 <Serenity> some perfect looing couple just knocked on the door trying to give out bibles
17:53:00 <Serenity> looking
17:53:00 <zaim> for free?
17:53:00 <Serenity> yer
17:53:00 <zaim> they make good fire starters
17:53:00 <TheRon> "don't just stand there, fuck off!""
17:54:00 <zaim> i woulda gone all allah ahkbar on their ass
17:54:00 <Serenity> 3Now Playing: "Firestarter - The Prodigy" [Spotify]
17:54:00 <Serenity> lol naw they were nice enough
17:54:00 <Serenity> werent pushy
17:55:00 <zaim> did u convert
17:55:00 <Serenity> nahh her boobs werent big enough for that
17:55:00 <Serenity> i mean. ...
17:56:00 <zaim> what do u mean Serenity, ha
17:56:00 <TheRon> i thought only blokes were mesmirized by those things
17:56:00 <zaim> chicks like tits too TheRon
17:56:00 <Serenity> I really mean her boobs werent big enough for that haha
17:56:00 <zaim> do u only watch dick on dick porn or something
17:56:00 <Clarkson> she would have hairy pussy no doubt
17:56:00 <TheRon> i've seen videos......
17:57:00 <TheRon> i thought it was different for blokes though, the whole brain just shuts down
17:58:00 <Serenity> that is because men cant multitask
17:59:00 <TheRon> i watch jane bunn on the weather but i got no idea what she's saying
17:59:00 <stompin> and woman cant either
18:00:00 <TheRon> seems a waste because she's a trained and qualified meteorologist
18:02:00 <dematerialised> i'd train her to meter my ology
18:02:00 <dematerialised> if you know what im sayin
18:03:00 <TheRon> i'd motorboat those things if you know what i'm saying
18:03:00 <ffd43> its great to be back
18:03:00 <ffd43> its great to be back agaion after all this time
18:04:00 <ffd43> im gonna do a dab
18:10:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to The Ronettes
18:10:00 <TheRon> what a coincidence
18:11:00 <ffd43> astonishing
18:12:00 <TheRon> you seem dumbfounded
18:12:00 <ffd43> yes
18:16:00 <TheRon> http://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M30b0a6cadd20c1da83f8f33a2cd82c6fo2&pid=15.1
18:16:00 <ffd43> watch battlebopts on youtube with me
18:16:00 <TheRon> does it have big norgs?
18:17:00 <ffd43> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK0r25cWdcM
18:35:00 <TheRon> you're out of touch, i'm out of time
18:40:00 <TheRon> when the going gets tough, the tough gets going
18:43:00 <TheRon> george bush when iraq invaded kuwait, when he was told about it he was in a bunker
18:43:00 <TheRon> just off the 16th tee, when the going gets tough the tough go golfing
19:02:00 <TheRon> wanna be startin something
19:02:00 <possesd> MJ
19:03:00 <TheRon> yes!
19:03:00 <possesd> damn he was good
19:03:00 <TheRon> he's no latoya
19:04:00 <possesd> never heard latoya
19:04:00 <TheRon> kind of my point
19:04:00 <possesd> I'll check
19:04:00 <possesd> is she good?
19:04:00 <TheRon> think she's the screw up of the family
19:06:00 <TheRon> why can't ppl on irc sport sarcasm?
19:07:00 <TheRon> spot
19:07:00 <possesd> lol she's pretty bad
19:08:00 <possesd> sarcasms really hard to spot with texting
19:09:00 <TheRon> know i know i wish it would rain down, down on me
19:13:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/RRHf0vn.jpg
19:13:00 <TheRon> ahh a pork sandwich
19:15:00 <TheRon> dematerialised: it looks peirced
19:29:00 <TheRon> my baby takes the morning train.........
19:31:00 <ffd43> im doin dabs
19:33:00 <stompin> im hungry but to lazy to do antyhing about it
19:33:00 <stompin> fuck it
19:36:00 <TheRon> beer?
19:48:00 <couleurs> Hi Room :~)
19:48:00 <dematerialised> hello how arey ou
19:49:00 <couleurs> yes
19:49:00 <couleurs> n u?
19:49:00 <dematerialised> good
19:49:00 <GoldSpade> colours
19:51:00 <couleurs> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CohSKwuUEAELrzr.jpg:large
19:51:00 <couleurs> me
19:55:00 <couleurs> and stay out
19:56:00 <ffd43> everybody is watching battlebots
19:56:00 <ffd43> .lol
19:57:00 <Lumeah> what
19:57:00 <Lumeah> is
19:57:00 <Lumeah> that
19:57:00 <ffd43> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBgbju0eEa8
19:58:00 <ffd43> lolzzz
20:01:00 <ffd43> ever1 is goion NUTS over battlebots
20:01:00 <ffd43> history repeating itself
20:09:00 <couleurs> ya mom
20:16:00 <zaim> need the commentary with battlebots
20:16:00 <zaim> its half the fun
20:18:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/yyOi5iX.jpg
20:19:00 <couleurs> Make Me.
20:19:00 <GoldSpade> whats going on here
20:19:00 <GoldSpade> you like saying that hey colours
20:20:00 <couleurs> shut your fuckin' face uncle fucker
20:20:00 <GoldSpade> aww come on thats not nice
20:21:00 <couleurs> suck my balls
20:21:00 <GoldSpade> not right now
20:21:00 <dematerialised> my balls have a little bit of flavour to them right now
20:22:00 <dematerialised> i didnt shower this morning
20:23:00 <couleurs> you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn you just fuck your uncle all day long!!!!!!!!!!
20:25:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elrPxhFoZxI
20:25:00 <couleurs> best song ever 22/10
20:26:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
20:27:00 <TheRiddler> They forgot to give me my cookies with my sub
20:27:00 <dematerialised> kill them
20:29:00 <couleurs> Burn It to The Ground, Donnie.
20:29:00 <TheRiddler> I got a steak cheese and bacon sub
20:30:00 <couleurs> u bloodey beautey
20:30:00 <couleurs> rip snorta
20:33:00 <amsy> https://i.imgur.com/qbEjG6m.gifv me
20:33:00 <couleurs> lmao
20:35:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/vNqPHpo.gifv also me
20:35:00 <couleurs> lmao
20:36:00 <couleurs> amsy :7
20:36:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/JkQc8cp.jpg me
20:37:00 <couleurs> Nice.
20:37:00 <amsy> cc :¥
20:37:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/gallery/3SmUJ also me
20:39:00 <amsy> Meme^King
20:40:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/wFovN4O.gif
20:40:00 <couleurs> me
20:41:00 <amsy> lmaooo
20:42:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/xMy8Tp7.gifv
20:42:00 <couleurs> me again
20:43:00 <amsy> lolll
20:44:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/P2Xvjqa.jpg also me
20:45:00 <couleurs> nsfw!!!!!!
20:45:00 <dematerialised> i dont see any titty witties or dinkle winkles
20:45:00 <dematerialised> its ok
20:46:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/hrY3WIF.gifv
20:46:00 <couleurs> me being feminine
20:49:00 <amsy> ahaha what
20:50:00 <couleurs> brb making a ham n cheese croissant atm ok bye
20:51:00 <stompin> can i have one too
20:51:00 <amsy> yes pls 4 me 2
20:52:00 <stompin> double for me acutally im hungry
20:54:00 <Serenity> this place we stayed at a few years ago bought us a fresh produce breakfast basket every morning and it was local ham and cheeses with fresh made croissants n stuff
20:54:00 <Serenity> it was amazen
20:57:00 <amsy> yum
20:59:00 <TheRiddler> Yummy
20:59:00 <MrMark> its friday!!!!!party time!!!!!
21:01:00 <couleurs> TGiF
21:01:00 <Serenity> RiTZ
21:01:00 <Doodle> damn
21:02:00 <Doodle> havent used me tomtom in years now it wont update
21:02:00 <Doodle> or work
21:02:00 <couleurs> that's why i try to use my tomtom every night ;)
21:02:00 <Doodle> think the internal memory has shit its pants
21:03:00 <couleurs> RiP
21:07:00 <stompin> i used ya mums tomtom the other night
21:07:00 <couleurs> :o
21:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
21:09:00 <GoldSpade> oh nooo
21:10:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/Zs2nadA.gifv
21:10:00 <couleurs> me
21:10:00 <TheRiddler> Bbs
21:11:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/6FuaXSe.jpg
21:11:00 <Doodle> o sweet i let windows scan and repair it now it works again
21:11:00 <Doodle> winning
21:13:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/ARSaehL.gifv
21:13:00 <couleurs> me
21:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
21:17:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVJ7KQPoNMM
21:24:00 <MrMark> are we all pissed off our faces and naked on the floor yet?
21:25:00 <amsy> lmao
21:26:00 <couleurs> YEA
21:26:00 <couleurs> amsy :w
21:26:00 <amsy> :g
21:31:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/PohhHO7.gifv
21:31:00 <couleurs> lol
21:36:00 <couleurs> ok
21:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> mr mark when are you going to get naked and ake pics?
21:37:00 <MrMark> right now
21:37:00 <MrMark> u ready?
21:37:00 <MrMark> for my nakedness?
21:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup
21:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> go
21:48:00 <Serenity> kates
21:58:00 <GoldSpade> katatonic_kate01 is...quite good looking
21:58:00 <Meme^King> i've put my dick in uglier things
21:58:00 <Clarkson> they kick u out coz ur a hopeless cunt
21:59:00 <GoldSpade> who are you talking to Clarkson
22:00:00 <Meme^King> http://i.imgur.com/v5HEt58.jpg
22:00:00 <GoldSpade> hmm pretty boring dumb cartoon
22:00:00 <Lumeah> u draw that dude?
22:00:00 <GoldSpade> looks that way
22:00:00 <Meme^King> you're a pretty boring dumb cartoon GoldSpade
22:00:00 <GoldSpade> im not a cartoon
22:01:00 <GoldSpade> fool
22:01:00 <MrMark> oh be noice!
22:01:00 <GoldSpade> yeaaaaaa
22:02:00 <Lumeah> whats its supposed to be?
22:02:00 <GoldSpade> porn
22:02:00 <Lumeah> turtle n a pussy
22:02:00 <Lumeah> haha
22:03:00 <MrMark> meow
22:03:00 <GoldSpade> pussay!
22:04:00 <TheRiddler> hai necromelia
22:04:00 <amelia> rawrrr hai @ chu
22:04:00 <GoldSpade> hi amelia
22:04:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin?
22:05:00 <amelia> alohas
22:05:00 <amelia> nuffinx jus finished vball
22:05:00 <TheRiddler> cool
22:05:00 <TheRiddler> did you win
22:05:00 <amelia> wotchu up to
22:05:00 <amelia> nahhhh
22:05:00 <amelia> we always lose
22:05:00 <amelia> we are pretty terrible actually
22:06:00 <TheRiddler> shame
22:06:00 <Meme^King> http://i.imgur.com/MaX2mDZ.jpg
22:06:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqhFUbtpiB4
22:06:00 <couleurs> me
22:06:00 <TheRiddler> you probably need bigger boobs :p
22:06:00 <Meme^King> jesus fucking christ
22:06:00 <amelia> I think I'm ok in that department
22:06:00 <Clarkson> Skirmish: 19 gay cd
22:06:00 <TheRiddler> ok
22:07:00 <Meme^King> https://youtu.be/FqhFUbtpiB4?t=71
22:07:00 <Meme^King> she looks terrified
22:07:00 <TheRiddler> girls get distracted by big bouncing boobs dont they?
22:07:00 <amelia> its mixed
22:07:00 <Meme^King> amelia plays it so she can accidentally grope people
22:08:00 <TheRiddler> guys play it too
22:08:00 <TheRiddler> ?
22:08:00 <TheRiddler> err
22:08:00 <amelia> Meme^King is on to me
22:08:00 <amelia> ye guys play
22:08:00 <TheRiddler> ok
22:11:00 <Serenity> fucking marina joyce
22:14:00 <Meme^King> her middle name is vapid
22:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:15:00 <MrMark> who did what where and to who?
22:18:00 <couleurs> #savemariner2016
22:22:00 <Meme^King> http://i.imgur.com/RFPmwvc.gif
22:23:00 <couleurs> haha that gif legendary
22:26:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
22:26:00 <faux> hello thefe
22:26:00 <faux> there
22:26:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin
22:26:00 <faux> just got gome
22:26:00 <faux> home
22:26:00 <Meme^King> hi babe
22:26:00 <faux> n u
22:26:00 <TheRiddler> cool
22:26:00 <TheRiddler> like home home?
22:26:00 <faux> no back to dads
22:26:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
22:26:00 <faux> we went to dinner at mu uncled
22:27:00 <faux> my uncles&
22:27:00 <faux> bbq and footy
22:27:00 <TheRiddler> nice
22:27:00 <Meme^King> http://imgur.com/gallery/EgfFr
22:27:00 <faux> whole fam was there
22:27:00 <TheRiddler> except the footy
22:27:00 <faux> lol ye
22:27:00 <faux> sucks
22:27:00 <TheRiddler> how much did they lose by?
22:27:00 <faux> um 3?
22:27:00 <TheRiddler> oh
22:27:00 <faux> was 13-10
22:27:00 <TheRiddler> that's not so bad
22:27:00 <TheRiddler> not like last few weeks
22:27:00 <faux> yeah we looked like we might score at the end
22:27:00 <faux> but failed
22:28:00 <faux> woulda been amazinf to beat them i hate them with a passiob
22:28:00 <faux> lol
22:28:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
22:28:00 <faux> i hate losing to them so much
22:28:00 <Meme^King> http://i.imgur.com/DfWQqjx.jpg
22:28:00 <TheRiddler> my team lost too
22:30:00 <TheRiddler> would of liked to win against them aswell as we only beat them once in the last 10yrs I think
22:34:00 <TheRiddler> what's everyones favourite roses chocolate
22:35:00 <MrMark> strawberry somefucvkinthing
22:35:00 <TheRiddler> strawberry cream
22:35:00 <TheRiddler> you mean
22:36:00 <TheRiddler> mine is probably classic fudge
22:36:00 <faux> idk
22:36:00 <MrMark> i like cream
22:36:00 <faux> which team ash
22:36:00 <TheRiddler> geelong
22:36:00 <TheRiddler> cats
22:37:00 <TheRiddler> theron's team
22:37:00 <faux> i see
22:38:00 <TheRiddler> it was cats vs dogs
22:38:00 <faux> ehe
22:39:00 <British^Meat> charlize theron, reow
22:41:00 <amsy> ty v much 4 doin the dishes ty v much ty v v v much
22:43:00 <TheRiddler> watching someone play a horror mystery game
22:43:00 <couleurs> np
22:44:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyAgWyvqKFE
22:44:00 <TheRiddler> looks interesting
22:44:00 <couleurs> i'm interesting
22:45:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/qqkDf21.png?1
22:45:00 <amsy> me
22:45:00 <couleurs> which 1
22:46:00 <couleurs> r u on the left or right
22:46:00 <amsy> the right
22:46:00 <amsy> the other 1 is u
22:46:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> lolll
23:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> side note - HOLY FUCK Tarzan is hot as fuck
23:08:00 <Clarkson> dirty fkn bitch
23:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif clarky!
23:08:00 <Clarkson> just recorded myself playing pokemon and i sounded like someone calling a sex line
23:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
23:15:00 <couleurs> cool
23:16:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
23:18:00 <amsy> me 2
23:23:00 <couleurs> :p
23:31:00 <amsy> watchen f1
23:31:00 <amsy> n u
23:33:00 <couleurs> picken n flicken
23:34:00 <amsy> lol
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:39:00 <Serenity> CoRN SYRuP
23:44:00 <MrMark> Serenity now!!!
23:45:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
23:56:00 <Serenity> bo
23:59:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/hytrCDq.jpg
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