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01:00 <TheRiddler> did any pokemon hunting sezz?
02:00 <Serenity> nah ive been pretty preoccupied the last few days
02:00 <TheRiddler> oh
02:00 <TheRiddler> ah ok
02:00 <couleurs> SHOT
02:00 <TheRiddler> I caught my a couple of new ones
02:00 <couleurs> DOWN
03:00 <dematerialised> IN A BLAAAZE OF GLORY!
03:00 <TheRiddler> fearow and ivysaur
04:00 <couleurs> n e other gossip?
04:00 <dematerialised> nah that's about it hey
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
05:00 <TheRiddler> I'm thinking about getting my eyebrow peirced
05:00 <TheRiddler> pierced*
06:00 <dematerialised> that would be a terrible life decision
06:00 <TheRiddler> tho i dont know what kind of piercing to go with
07:00 <Serenity> if go with a bar
07:00 <Serenity> rings are too easy to pull out
07:00 <TheRiddler> I thought originally a ring piercing but then I thought it'd scratch my glasses
07:00 <Serenity> and bars heal faster
07:00 <TheRiddler> yeah that too
07:00 <Serenity> you should get a nipple done
09:00 <TheRiddler> I'll consider
09:00 <TheRiddler> ew spike piercings look lame
11:00 <TheRiddler> next question vertical or horizontal
11:00 <Maurice> My eyebrow ring grew out, it didn't help that numpties would tug on it
12:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd52Atd9JIY
12:00 <TheRiddler> there's this petite girl that runs the piercing show in albany
12:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: System Of A Down - Aerials - Igor Presnyakov - acoustic fingerstyle guitar Views: 1,511,242 Uploader: Igor Presnyakov Uploaded: Aug 19, 2010 Duration: 3m33s Rating: 4.96
12:00 <TheRiddler> *cute
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:00 <Accuracy> good song
13:00 <dematerialised> great song
13:00 <dematerialised> this and spiders are two of my favourites
14:00 <dematerialised> aerials is particularly nice though
14:00 <Accuracy> soads one of my fav groups
14:00 <Accuracy> and serj tankian is on my ipod
14:00 <Serenity> horizontyal ash
14:00 <Accuracy> the symphony is terrific
14:00 <dematerialised> yeah i remember listening to soad years ago with the ex gf and thinking "this is shit" because at the time it was all about nick skitz
14:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13680600_10153842475702199_2264762448470385803_n.jpg?oh=5632353e02b1e20c9d7e04582ba9b768&oe=57E9B829
14:00 <dematerialised> but i have since grown to love soad to death
14:00 <TheRiddler> the 1 on the right
14:00 <Accuracy> lol dematerialised
15:00 <Accuracy> nick skitz and soad do not mix
15:00 <dematerialised> not at all
15:00 <dematerialised> time changes a man, man
15:00 <Accuracy> man?
15:00 <couleurs> TheRiddler do her or you're gay
15:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-iepu3EtyE
15:00 <Clarkson> stop beiing a faggot tool
15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: System Of A Down - Aerials Views: 111,607,214 Uploader: systemofadownVEVO Uploaded: Oct 3, 2009 Duration: 4m4s Rating: 4.88
16:00 <couleurs> fuck you Clarkson i'll do what i want
16:00 <Clarkson> i have a felling they kicked the fuck ouuta u
16:00 <Accuracy> oh tool is another great band
16:00 <dematerialised> yeah tool is alright
16:00 <Accuracy> whatever happened to stinkfist?
16:00 <dematerialised> i will listen to their albums gladly
16:00 <TheRiddler> stfu gonohrea dick
17:00 <Accuracy> okay
17:00 <dematerialised> christ calm down riddles cant you see im trying to get some kelevra irc pussy
17:00 <dematerialised> back off
17:00 <dematerialised> i'll bash you
18:00 <Accuracy> lol
18:00 <TheRiddler> sry
18:00 <dematerialised> you are forgiven
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol thought you were pollock again
20:00 <TheRiddler> I take back the gonohrea dick
20:00 <dematerialised> do you really
20:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqZNMvIEHhs
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: System Of A Down - Spiders Views: 38,791,214 Uploader: systemofadownVEVO Uploaded: Oct 3, 2009 Duration: 3m36s Rating: 4.91
20:00 <Accuracy> TheRiddler you can't even spell the word, just give up.
21:00 <TheRiddler> I like prison song
21:00 <Student> give up 
21:00 <Student> sounds like i am watching WWE
21:00 <Accuracy> if you say so.
21:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yndfqN1VKhY
21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: System Of A Down - Prison Song #01 Views: 7,225,541 Uploader: SOADCD Uploaded: Sep 7, 2007 Duration: 3m22s Rating: 4.86
22:00 <dematerialised> prison song is alright
22:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVZ8tRlcZhA
22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: System Of A Down - Atwa Views: 7,767,921 Uploader: blackheartedsoab Uploaded: May 16, 2007 Duration: 3m0s Rating: 4.88
22:00 <Accuracy> I think I still have that album somewhere
22:00 <dematerialised> oh
22:00 <dematerialised> Mind
22:00 <dematerialised> is also amazing
23:00 <TheRiddler> atwa has like the most simple guitar melody
23:00 <TheRiddler> or whatever
23:00 <Accuracy> just like your penny hole and asshole 
23:00 <Clarkson> u drunk fish faggot
24:00 <dematerialised> i reckon it's just about beddy byes time
24:00 <dematerialised> its fuckin cold
24:00 <Accuracy> they got really fucked up in melbourne at bdo a few years ago
25:00 <Accuracy> like embarressingly fucked up
25:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENBv2i88g6Y
25:00 <dematerialised> ive never seen them live :(
25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: System Of A Down - Question! Views: 37,030,270 Uploader: systemofadownVEVO Uploaded: Oct 3, 2009 Duration: 3m48s Rating: 4.92
25:00 <Accuracy> me neither but my friend filmed it
25:00 <TheRiddler> same
25:00 <Accuracy> the symphony by serj is pretty epic though
27:00 <TheRiddler> nearly every song of SoaD is good
27:00 <TheRiddler> I listened to a fair bit when going to work n home
30:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/13716140_1144840695564910_1144042407056131720_n.jpg?oh=c56b78945bb95dcbf031cedc409e6e92&oe=5834014
30:00 <TheRiddler> LOL
31:00 <dematerialised> pic doesnt load for me
31:00 <TheRiddler> oops
31:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13716140_1144840695564910_1144042407056131720_n.jpg?oh=0cbad86740caef3d42d9939899515fc2&oe=57EE4A86
31:00 <dematerialised> lol
32:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/albanyadvertiser/photos/a.199295950126302.58917.199250546797509/993193310736558/?type=3&theater
32:00 <TheRiddler> lolol
32:00 <TheRiddler> oops
34:00 <dematerialised> alright hooroo
37:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFpdnMHfkto
37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: zetsubou billy-maximum the hormone (super HD) Views: 169,179 Uploader: SuperKingofpoop Uploaded: Sep 8, 2010 Duration: 3m54s Rating: 4.90
37:00 <TheRiddler> hooroo to you too
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
59:00 <Accuracy> wb Loof
00:00 <Serenity> loof can i nickname you floof?
00:00 <Loof> that would be irie :)
00:00 <Loof> ty :)
00:00 <Serenity> ace haha
01:00 <Loof> how long until surgery?
01:00 <Accuracy> what surgery?
02:00 <Serenity> friday loof
02:00 <Loof> nervous?
02:00 <Accuracy> Why are you having surgery?
02:00 <Loof> sorry sez
02:00 <Loof> :(
02:00 <Loof> should have pmd
02:00 <Accuracy> I don't think you should be having surgery.
03:00 <Serenity> nah its ok
03:00 <Serenity> a little bit loof but i just want to be out of pain at this stage
03:00 <Serenity> im having my gallbladder out.
03:00 <Accuracy> bullshit lol
03:00 <Accuracy> okidoki
03:00 <Maurice> Whats it to you if she has surgery or not
03:00 <Serenity> yes im lying about surgery..
04:00 <Loof> perfect face
04:00 <Maurice> You're really getting a boob job aren't you? Gonna get them even bigger
04:00 <Accuracy> Maurice I don't know why you and Serenity are angry with me, I guess you guys are butthurt over something stupid.
04:00 <Maurice> I don't know why you think you have the right to tell her not to have surgery for something that is causing her PAIN
05:00 <Accuracy> have a chip on your shoulders..
05:00 <Maurice> Oh ok
05:00 <Accuracy> Well it's her business
05:00 <Serenity> i dont know why you're refering to me ive not been angry in any way shape or form
05:00 <Accuracy> have a safe operation.
06:00 <Serenity> ill call up the surgeon and let em know ill prefer to stay in pain lol
06:00 <Maurice> The fact you even have to ask what you've done wrong, well.. enough said
06:00 <Accuracy> ?
06:00 <Accuracy> okay..
12:00 <Loof> anyone who has an android, this is awesome for using your computer for free sms (and synching): https://mightytext.net/
13:00 <Serenity> i cant remember the last time i sent an actual text haha
13:00 <Serenity> between fb messenger and whatsapp i never need to
13:00 <Loof> yeah lol
13:00 <Loof> i still have annoying people with phones from a decade ago in my contacts
14:00 <Loof> most people i use facebook messenger tho
14:00 <Loof> don't know about whatsapp, i'll read about it now
16:00 <Maurice> I sent one a few days ago to my bro
17:00 <Maurice> Thats about it
19:00 <Serenity> even mum uses watsapp now
20:00 <Maurice> My mum sends me blank texts, whatsapp is asking too much
20:00 <Serenity> loll
20:00 <Loof> seems similar to viber, i used to have that
22:00 <Serenity> im obsessed with looking at dessert videos on instagram
23:00 <Loof> i find it a tease lol
23:00 <Loof> like when people put pics of the awesome food their about to eat on fb and i'm having vegemite on toast lol
23:00 <Serenity> hhaha
25:00 <Loof> i had a friend who used to post pics of an empty plate after he'd already eaten the food as a slap in the face to those people, i found it rather funny
25:00 <Maurice> Why isn't your wife cooking you awesome gormet asian dishes
25:00 <Maurice> Isn't that what shes for
25:00 <Maurice> Er gourmet
26:00 <Serenity> fuck yeah man id marry an asian and make them cook me awesome food
26:00 <Clarkson> maybe you were gay when you were 6?
26:00 <Serenity> id end up the size of the sydney opera house
26:00 <Maurice> He can't read what I said anyways
26:00 <Serenity> oh
26:00 <Maurice> I might aswell be talking to myself
26:00 <Loof> my wife is always showing me pics of stuff she doesn't get around to cooking
26:00 <Serenity> well thats awks
26:00 <Serenity> lol
26:00 <Loof> when she does cook it's awesome tho
26:00 <Maurice> Lol feel free to ask him for me
27:00 <Serenity> maurice said this this is why i said what i said haha
27:00 <Serenity> [11:25pm] <@Maurice> Why isn't your wife cooking you awesome gormet asian dishes
27:00 <Serenity> [11:25pm] <@Maurice> Isn't that what shes for
27:00 <Serenity> i forgot you have her on ignore
27:00 <faux> good morning
27:00 <Loof> morning
27:00 <Maurice> I don't even know why he has me on ignore, I haven't even been mean
27:00 <Serenity> hi b
27:00 <Maurice> He just decided one day
28:00 <ShadowLurker> cos hes a crazy asshole that ignores everyone that doesnt kiss his ass
28:00 <Serenity> now im watching a woman make a giant icecream cookie sandwich
28:00 <President_Trump> http://imgur.com/F7FfUY5
29:00 <Serenity> wtf happened to joels hair
29:00 <Maurice> You know whos arse I'd kiss? Channing Tatums
29:00 <faux> i crashed out at like 9:30
29:00 <faux> wtf
29:00 <faux> and just woke up 2 p
29:00 <Maurice> What the hell is that pic
29:00 <Clarkson> cool! pussy every night :P
29:00 <faux> its rainingg yum
29:00 <Loof> am i the crazy asshole?
30:00 <Maurice> Oh ffs
30:00 <Maurice> Looks like you're not on ignore, ShadowLurker
30:00 <Maurice> Go you!
30:00 <ShadowLurker> yet
30:00 <faux> who is in that pic
30:00 <Serenity> behave jerks
30:00 <Serenity> lol
30:00 <Serenity> its joel!
30:00 <Maurice> Give it 5 mins of him going 'i'm going to ge banned' then he'll ignore
30:00 <faux> wtf.
30:00 <President_Trump> thats me faux
30:00 <Serenity> thats his shirt
30:00 <faux> gross
30:00 <Maurice> Don't call me a jerk you jerk
30:00 <President_Trump> gross?
30:00 <Loof> i put her on ignore because she was saying my kid should be taken off us
30:00 <faux> does he only own one shirt
31:00 <Loof> it was rather agonizing
31:00 <Maurice> Oh fuck off you giant poofter
31:00 <Loof> who wants to hear that shit
31:00 <Maurice> Truth hurts
31:00 <Serenity> its cool
31:00 <Serenity> its too late for awkward arguing i dont want to be part of
31:00 <Serenity> lol
31:00 <Serenity> fight later
31:00 <Maurice> It's not really a fight when he can't read it lol
31:00 <Loof> no fighting not in the mood for a ban
31:00 <Loof> :)
31:00 <Maurice> THERE WE GO
31:00 <Maurice> THE BAN
32:00 <Serenity> i just want to poop
32:00 <Clarkson> don't give a shit what ppl say about me
32:00 <faux> maurice only says these things out of love
32:00 <Maurice> Eww
32:00 <faux> she cares 4 u
32:00 <Loof> lol
32:00 <Loof> yeah right
32:00 <Maurice> I'm pretty sure I didn't even mention his kid being taken (this time)
32:00 <faux> shes a big spft marshmallow
32:00 <faux> soft*
32:00 <Serenity> i think you did the other night lol
32:00 <Maurice> Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusterssss
32:00 <Maurice> I said (this time) :P
33:00 <Maurice> He's such a soft cock it's not even funny
33:00 <Serenity> i feel like i have a broken bottle jammed under my ribs on my right hand side
33:00 <Maurice> Come on Serenity, you don't even NEED surgery
33:00 <Serenity> oh thats right
33:00 <faux> which idiot said that
33:00 <Maurice> You just have a chip on your shoulder
33:00 <Maurice> faux, bleached pubes
33:00 <faux> rofl
33:00 <faux> o yes
34:00 <faux> the doctor 
34:00 <faux> cant stop drinking for 34 minutes 2 change a diaper. gives medical advice
34:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
35:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin
35:00 <faux> nada i just woke up tbh
35:00 <faux> i crashed super early
35:00 <faux> n u
35:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
36:00 <President_Trump> Serenity would it annoy u if someone told u it was all in your head?
36:00 <TheRiddler> just chillin
36:00 <Serenity> no because thats not true rofl
36:00 <Maurice> No squealing remember that it's all in your head
36:00 <TheRiddler> or toastin rather
36:00 <TheRiddler> because the heater is on
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <President_Trump> faux why dont u change your name? u need a make over
37:00 <Serenity> why dont you stop being a douche?
37:00 <Serenity> you need a make over more
37:00 <faux> my name is fantastic tysm
37:00 <President_Trump> spruce yourself up for doodle
37:00 <Maurice> Doodle doesn't look at the mantle when he's stoking the fire
37:00 <Maurice> Don't concern yourself
37:00 <TheRiddler> his mum douched him into conception
38:00 <faux> rofl
38:00 <Loof> you like TheRiddler? https://www.converse.com.au/chuck-taylor-all-star-70-tom-baker-black-black-153037
38:00 <faux> ehat do u suggest i change my name too President_Trump 
38:00 <faux> to*
38:00 <Loof> oh wait they got pink on em, nvm
38:00 <President_Trump> umm u have used President_Trump in your name before
38:00 <President_Trump> u felt fantastic
38:00 <faux> oh you mean my irc nick 
39:00 <TheRiddler> oh
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <President_Trump> changing irc nick to something with trump in it OK, changing real name to something with trump in it EXCELLENT
39:00 <faux> ok
40:00 <Serenity> gawd
40:00 <Pres_Trump_Can_SMD> YW
40:00 <President_Trump> Pres_Trump_Can_Save_The_World
40:00 <Serenity> loll
40:00 <Student> SMD
40:00 <Student> does't feel right this smd
41:00 <Student> it should be DED
41:00 <President_Trump> if u want a real life name u can change it to Melania - mr trump's wifes name
41:00 <President_Trump> doodle would be up the highway at 250km/h
41:00 <Student> what is with this person and trump ? is he american>
42:00 <Pres_Trump_Can_SMD> no just an idiot
42:00 <Student> ok
42:00 <Student> it is ok then 
42:00 <Student> normal for the channel 
42:00 <Student> carry on ;)
42:00 <Student> oh fairy ;) life savour 
42:00 <fairyflos> yummy its raining hard now
42:00 <fairyflos> i will sleep like a baby
42:00 <Student> oh it is raining there
42:00 <Student> cool 
43:00 <Student> warm weatther and now raining
43:00 <Student> make sense
43:00 <Student> sleep like a baby or sleep with the baby? :P
43:00 <Loof> wot
43:00 <Loof> get out
43:00 <Serenity> yolanda is live atm faux
45:00 <fairyflos> wtf Student you el creepador
45:00 <fairyflos> o ye sez
45:00 <fairyflos> cbf tbh
45:00 <fairyflos> will watch her cake tomoz
45:00 <Serenity> yeah that was bulk creepo stebie
45:00 <Serenity> er Student
45:00 <Student> what what?
45:00 <Student> you both are not making and sense
45:00 <Student> better get a bath and fresh up 
46:00 <fairyflos> making and sense
46:00 <fairyflos> we called u a creep for suggesting im sleeping with a baby 
46:00 <Student> any 
46:00 <fairyflos> is that better
46:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Converse-All-Star-Chuck-Taylor-Sailor-Jerry-Hi-Top-Mens-Size-11-/162138943519?hash=item25c03bf01f:g:sXYAAOSwARZXixaB
46:00 <TheRiddler> how about these
46:00 <Student> what? why you said that fairyflos?
46:00 <fairyflos> .
46:00 <Student> don't you sleep with your little sister?
46:00 <fairyflos> golly
46:00 <Serenity> why you said that
46:00 <Student> is she not a baby?
47:00 <President_Trump> she is a little gem
47:00 <Student> :-/
47:00 <Student> interesting 
47:00 <fairyflos> PRESIDENT TRUMPET I WILL SLICE UR EARS OFF
47:00 <Student> Ears and ear rings
47:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllll u crazy melania?
47:00 <fairyflos> wut
48:00 <TheRiddler> smoke a dick trump
48:00 <Loof> is the image of them showing for you TheRiddler or is my net being an ass again?
49:00 <Loof> cause i'm looking for some chucks
49:00 <Loof> but they're size 11, hmmm
49:00 <Serenity> how big are your foots
49:00 <Loof> 12
49:00 <Serenity> big foot
49:00 <President_Trump> why u talking to me like that Fiddler?
49:00 <fairyflos> k back to sleep 4 me
49:00 <fairyflos> nini frands
49:00 <Serenity> ninights
49:00 <fairyflos> :*
49:00 <Student> or how big are your camel foots?
49:00 <Loof> wot
49:00 <Serenity> wtf.
50:00 <Student> ummm
50:00 <Student> camel foot
50:00 <fairyflos> YANNO. YA CAMEL FOOTS.
50:00 <fairyflos> lol ok bye
50:00 <Maurice> OHHH those camel foots
50:00 <Serenity> ROFL
50:00 <Serenity> HAHAHAHA
50:00 <Maurice> TOBLERONE
50:00 <Student> reminded me of the guy posted his video 
50:00 <Serenity> im crying right now
50:00 <Serenity> dem camel foots
51:00 <TheRiddler> I wear size 11/12 US
51:00 <TheRiddler> or UK10
51:00 <Student> camel toes or foots, feet, whatever
51:00 <ShadowLurker> show us ya camelfoots
51:00 <Serenity> i think my farts are doubling as laughing gas
51:00 <Serenity> cause i cannot breathe
51:00 <ShadowLurker> farts/mustard gas
52:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/G-Star-Raw-Black-Leather-Hi-Top-Sneakers-size-US-11-EUR-44-mens-Trainers-shoe-/252464210847?hash=item3ac80a239f:g:QSoAAOSwbYZXYk0o
52:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurkers a 13
53:00 <TheRiddler> my DC's are size 11
53:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/REEBOK-PUMPS-Reebok-Pump-Glide-Black-Orange-Mens-original-colour-/281943203690?var=&hash=item41a51fdf6a:m:mWFJ5zuCoM9VwGdxUfFb38Q
54:00 <Maurice> I'm a UK 5 lol
54:00 <TheRiddler> be like the cool kids of the 90s
54:00 <Maurice> Serenity, my nephew is a 14 and he's not even 16 yet :/
54:00 <Maurice> I wonder what he would say if I mentioned he used to sleep on me and once vomited down my bikini top, might make for an 18th story
56:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Mens-Adidas-Basketball-Boots-Hi-top-Mid-Top-Sport-Sneakers-Trainers-Shoes-/351683699118?var=&hash=item51e1fb61ae:m:mkIdgxHivo3fA78BBpG1FLw
56:00 <Loof> adidas website is down
56:00 <Loof> or it could be my net
56:00 <Loof> i tested my net though and i'm getting full speed 
56:00 <Loof> weird
56:00 <Loof> also ebay isn't showing images
57:00 <Loof> all other websites are working ok
57:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Puma-Mihara-Yasuhiro-MY-79-Studded-Mens-Trainers-Hi-Top-Black-357083-01-U112-/311646730925?var=&hash=item488f97baad:m:m9NAoXhIgkwrZoK7IoUf9fA
57:00 <TheRiddler> oh
57:00 <Serenity> camel frooth
57:00 <TheRiddler> these are covered in spikes
57:00 <Student> :)
57:00 <Serenity> lils an 8.5 Maurice
58:00 <Maurice> Damn her
58:00 <Maurice> Mine are an aus 7
58:00 <Serenity> i wanna steal her new runners
58:00 <Maurice> Soph gave me her converse and IF boots as hand me downs >.<
59:00 <Serenity> im hoping she stops soon shes just about as tall as me
00:00 <Student> talking about shoes and realted
00:00 <Loof> real ted
00:00 <Student> lets have that , view at 8 minutes
00:00 <Student> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7pubct0rmM
00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Insane Banned Condom Commercials From TV Banned Superbowl Commercial 2016 funny Videos #3 Views: 164,037 Uploader: Pank Army Uploaded: Apr 21, 2016 Duration: 12m29s Rating: 3.80
01:00 <Student> yes, related
01:00 <Student> view at 8 minutes
01:00 <Serenity> nah im good
01:00 <Student> cool 
01:00 <Student> is about shoes not condoms
01:00 <Student> it is about 
01:00 <Student> ..............
02:00 <Loof> this is why people don't like west asians
03:00 <Loof> reminds me so much of beehhh
03:00 <Serenity> whats a west asian
03:00 <Student> lot of negatives in you Loof
03:00 <Serenity> like pakis n shit
03:00 <Student> but i am still bearing you 
03:00 <Loof> indians, pakis, curry munchers
04:00 <Loof> telemarketers
04:00 <Loof> international students
04:00 <Student> ha ha
04:00 <Student> your pills are still not working 
04:00 <Loof> lol
04:00 <Student> you might want to sue your doctor for not treating you well 
04:00 <Student> ;P
04:00 <Loof> i'll do that
04:00 <Student> where were you Loof? i thought you passed away some how? :P
04:00 <Loof> you're making me wish i had
05:00 <Student> am i?
05:00 <Serenity> god damn
05:00 <Serenity> anyway im going to bed
05:00 <Serenity> night
05:00 <Loof> same
05:00 <Student> too fast ;)
19:00 <TheRiddler> I will be hunting tomorrow again
28:00 <Accuracy> hunting for what exactly? a brand new set of tweezer t insert into your dickhole?
31:00 <President_Trump> is this true Fiddler?
32:00 <Accuracy> possibly
36:00 <President_Trump> TheFiddler will u be hunting for a new set of tweezers at Priceline tomorrow?
48:00 <TheRiddler> tweezers for what?
48:00 <TheRiddler> oh
48:00 <TheRiddler> no
02:00 <TheRon> girl, you'll be a woman soon
34:00 <Loof> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xal1/v/t35.0-12/13720493_1147218155339332_770635142_o.jpg?oh=5cf012af933ad3c3ae683a6790fb6288&oe=578F785F&__gda__=1469031240_e8fc50d013a3bc49ebb275f804d7e3c2
55:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhoepQrxbfc
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mario Poops a Butt (And Then The Butt Poops) // El-Cid Views: 405,529 Uploader: El Cid Uploaded: Feb 28, 2013 Duration: 0m50s Rating: 4.75
59:00 <faux> best vid ever
03:00 <Doodle> ye
10:00 <President_Trump> where is Serenity?
15:00 <runner> where is doodle?
18:00 <President_Trump> Doodle is here pedoing faux like usual
20:00 <runner> the melbourne trolls, Serenity, Doodle, faux and dematerialised 
20:00 <runner> with their little followers TheRiddler, Matthew, gs69azza and Loof 
21:00 <President_Trump> there might be hope for Loof, he is a TRUMP supporter
25:00 <faux> zzzzzzzz
27:00 <runner> rage on faux 
28:00 <faux> what 
28:00 <faux> im tired you freak lol
28:00 <faux> youre the one sooking
29:00 <runner> rage on babe
29:00 <faux> k babe
29:00 <President_Trump> be nice to faux, she's mine
29:00 <runner> rage on President_Trump 
00:00 <Borednlost> this show is amazing - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWxyRG_tckY
01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Stranger Things - Trailer 1 - Netflix [HD] Views: 3,324,856 Uploader: Netflix US & Canada Uploaded: Jun 9, 2016 Duration: 2m26s Rating: 4.88
02:00 <stompin> niggers
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn m8
08:00 <Loof> https://www.facebook.com/StarpulseEntertainment/videos/vb.124877431305/10154136848161306/?type=2&theater
11:00 <zaim> stranger things. i rate it 10. 
12:00 <stompin> going off like yesterdays cum in the sun
12:00 <zaim> i bet she doesnt fucking volunteer
14:00 <stompin> faux eat a dick
14:00 <Clarkson> Well, now I have two good bricks to throw at my former best fucking friend
15:00 <zaim> me first faux
15:00 <faux> hi zaimy
15:00 <zaim> hey qt
15:00 <zaim> have u missed me
15:00 <zaim> its ok if u havent
16:00 <faux> maybe a littlw
16:00 <faux> whats up
16:00 <zaim> just finished watching stranger things on netflix
16:00 <faux> oo is it good
16:00 <zaim> bloody amazing
16:00 <faux> i keep seeing previews
16:00 <faux> might give it a go
16:00 <zaim> highly recommend watching it at night
17:00 <faux> eep
17:00 <zaim> u get the full effect of it
17:00 <faux> lol
17:00 <faux> pls no
17:00 <faux> i wont sleep
17:00 <zaim> oh soz didnt know u were a pussy
17:00 <zaim> u prefer hellen hunt movies ay
17:00 <faux> LOL
17:00 <zaim> like twister
17:00 <faux> smd
17:00 <zaim> and
17:00 <zaim> cast away
17:00 <faux> WILSONNN
17:00 <zaim> i miss that guy
19:00 <Loof> holy fucking shitfuck stranger things looks good
19:00 <Loof> is the whoel season out on netflix?
19:00 <Loof> whole*
20:00 <faux> if its a Netflix series then it should be
20:00 <Loof> irie
20:00 <Loof> bb in 2 days lol
20:00 <faux> what
21:00 <Loof> i'll probably binge the whole season
21:00 <Loof> like i did with daredevil
21:00 <couleurs> me 2
21:00 <faux> hi colores 
21:00 <couleurs> hi facsmile 
21:00 <Loof> sup Monsieur Pissy Pants
21:00 <faux> hru
22:00 <couleurs> ok, my flu clearing up cos i'm #1
22:00 <couleurs> n u?
22:00 <faux> phew
22:00 <faux> ye im good i have lamb n veg soup
22:00 <faux> lifes gud
23:00 <couleurs> SiK
23:00 <Loof> fuck this shit
24:00 <couleurs> Bye Loser aka c u in 10 mins
24:00 <faux> lllol
24:00 <faux> such an attn seeker
24:00 <couleurs> yea
24:00 <couleurs> worse than Matthew 
27:00 <faux> and stayout
28:00 <couleurs> agreed.
32:00 <couleurs> n e other gossep
37:00 <couleurs> diden't think so...
51:00 <Doodle> apparently ian thorpe is gay
51:00 <stompin> gay with ur mate poodle
51:00 <Doodle> ye
52:00 <stompin> shed slab went down today
52:00 <stompin> shit is happening
53:00 <Accuracy> I heard he was gay, is it true?
53:00 <Doodle> surely not
53:00 <British^Meat> nah he is
53:00 <British^Meat> full gay
54:00 <British^Meat> they now call him the Gaypedo
54:00 <British^Meat> ...
54:00 <British^Meat> that was a play on thorpedo
54:00 <British^Meat> not presidentsTrumps lame bullshit
54:00 <Accuracy> I met him once at crown
54:00 <Accuracy> he seemed scard
54:00 <Accuracy> scared even
54:00 <Accuracy> grant hackett was with him aswell
55:00 <Accuracy> they were both very strange, but it was like a meet and greet
55:00 <Doodle> meat & greet
55:00 <Accuracy> and ppl like them possibly get bored or weird of people
57:00 <stompin> i heard ian thorpe was fucking behind Doodle's back
57:00 <Clarkson> wouldn't want to go illegal, go to prison for that would be hell
57:00 <Doodle> hah
59:00 <British^Meat> grant hackett is he the bald one?
01:00 <British^Meat> wit dont grant hackett and ian thorpe look the same?
01:00 <Doodle> nah thats peter garrett
09:00 <couleurs> also a Picard
12:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
14:00 <couleurs> G'Day
18:00 <Serenity> FEEB ONE BOILED EGG
21:00 <Doodle> 6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6  6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6  6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6  6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6  
21:00 <Doodle> 6,6 6,6     6,6 6,6     6,6 6,6     6,6 6,6   6,6 6,6 
21:00 <Doodle> 6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6   6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6   6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6   6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6  
21:00 <Doodle> 6,6 6,6     6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6  6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6  6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6  
21:00 <Immutable> Donald_Trump, where is Jen? Lol
21:00 <couleurs> looooooooooool
22:00 <British^Meat> lol
22:00 <British^Meat> Feeeeeeeb one boiled eggg
22:00 <British^Meat> Hello?
22:00 <Serenity> feeeeeb
22:00 <British^Meat> cracker
22:00 <British^Meat> gonna watch that bit now :P
23:00 <Serenity> me too lol
23:00 <Serenity> FEEEB ITS MR TWAT
24:00 <British^Meat> lol
25:00 <British^Meat> No they call me cunt
25:00 <Serenity> haaaaaaaaaa
25:00 <MrMark> boooooooo!
27:00 <couleurs> http://justleslie.com/ my new website check it out every1
28:00 <amelia> no
28:00 <couleurs> yes
29:00 <Immutable> 7o_/
29:00 <Immutable>  |
29:00 <Immutable>  /\
29:00 <Immutable> D.I.S.C.O
29:00 <Serenity> nah
30:00 <dematerialised> good evening faggots
31:00 <Serenity> fuck off chowder head
31:00 <couleurs> hiiiiii
31:00 <dematerialised> excuse me don't be rude
31:00 <Serenity> ok
31:00 <dematerialised> much better
32:00 <dematerialised> how are you on this lovely evening
32:00 <couleurs> yes
33:00 <Serenity> i am adequate
33:00 <dematerialised> that is reasonably good to hear
34:00 <couleurs> https://twitter.com/scottygb/status/755337893435084800
34:00 <couleurs> ayyy lmao
34:00 <couleurs> nice 1 bruv
35:00 <Serenity> oh jackson
35:00 <Serenity> hes.. special
35:00 <couleurs> RiP KiNG of PoP
36:00 <dematerialised> ok i have to go now it's been real everyone bye
36:00 <Serenity> o/
38:00 <faux> WHY IS THIS DOLL STILL ON MY BED 
40:00 <Donald_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllll @ Immutable
40:00 <Donald_Trump> ill tell u where she is, on my fb and not yours 
40:00 <Donald_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllll
40:00 <couleurs> looooooooooool
42:00 <couleurs> welcome home trump
43:00 <President_Trump> TOBLERONE
43:00 <couleurs> twix
43:00 <Serenity> twirl is where its at
44:00 <Loof> well that stranger things was pretty crappy, 45 mins in and nothing happened apart from a kid vanishing into thin air. Poor acting, annoying kids, chiched dialogue nothing unique about it all and worst of all no gore or half decent cg. yawn
44:00 <Serenity> 3Mint Twirl
45:00 <Loof> https://www.facebook.com/jimmythejunkieofficial/videos/vb.352253134937046/622474791248211/?type=2&theater
47:00 <couleurs> twix
47:00 <GoldSpade> flakka
47:00 <GoldSpade> addict
52:00 <couleurs> i no u r
53:00 <Loof> if the annoying fidgety lizard faced kid had of got his torn off and impaled on a spike it would have saved the show. That never happened so i give stranger things a 4/10
53:00 <GoldSpade> take flakka and  become a demon
54:00 <GoldSpade> Serenity should give it a go
54:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/owTONCpNV0k
54:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 4 Amazing Life Hacks with Aluminium Can Views: 277,526 Uploader: LXG Design Uploaded: Jul 17, 2016 Duration: 7m1s Rating: 4.15
54:00 <faux> ah yes ive always wanted a can with a zipper to store me fake gens
54:00 <faux> gems
55:00 <couleurs> Glue Gun Guy
56:00 <Maurice> Fucking lemon grab is so annoying
56:00 <Maurice> UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
56:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/9ATCMrn5ahU
56:00 <faux> rofl
56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: How to make Money Operated Candy Machine Views: 208,159 Uploader: CreativeIdeas Uploaded: Jul 11, 2016 Duration: 5m32s Rating: 4.84
57:00 <British^Meat> Maurice said lots of words
57:00 <British^Meat> but put together i dont understand them
57:00 <Loof> holy crap that flakka shit seems to make meth look like cotton candy: https://www.facebook.com/jimmythejunkieofficial/videos/vb.352253134937046/622474791248211/?type=2&theater
57:00 <Loof> sorry: http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/flakka-the-new-street-drug-behind-string-of-bizarre-terrifying-crimes/news-story/f4ef87187e80a3b933636d9845fac7aa
57:00 <Maurice> It's the stupid lemon dude from adventure time, British^Meat
57:00 <Loof> ^ flakka
57:00 <British^Meat> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
57:00 <GoldSpade> yes flakka
57:00 <dematerialised> ok im back that was sxciting
57:00 <Loof> sounds like bad shit GoldSpade, know anyone on it?
58:00 <GoldSpade> become a reptilan for a few hours
58:00 <Loof> fark
58:00 <dematerialised> i heard the queen was a reptilian
58:00 <GoldSpade> yes  correct
58:00 <GoldSpade> she is not human
59:00 <GoldSpade> maybe plaidian or something
59:00 <dematerialised> infact according to this very trustworthy news source she admitted that she was infact lord of all reptilians on her tumblr blog
59:00 <GoldSpade> fuk \
59:00 <Loof> lizard squad
59:00 <Loof> yawn
00:00 <GoldSpade> there is clips where she does shape shifting
00:00 <dematerialised> bye loof
00:00 <GoldSpade> with her eyes
00:00 <dematerialised> yeah i have seen it
00:00 <dematerialised> george w bush and richard nixon do it too
00:00 <couleurs> You're a Lizard, Harry.
01:00 <MrMark> thats one bad hat Harry
01:00 <GoldSpade> not supprise....just like reptiles..they kill and have no remorse
01:00 <GoldSpade> just like the illuminati
01:00 <couleurs> Jay Z Confirmed.
01:00 <GoldSpade> with all their maths and shit
02:00 <GoldSpade> killing celebrities
02:00 <GoldSpade> the 27 club
02:00 <GoldSpade> shit like that
03:00 <GoldSpade> the are assholes
03:00 <couleurs> RiP Tay Tay
03:00 <British^Meat> What really bugs me is when conspiracy theorists say stuff like "WAKE UP"
03:00 <GoldSpade> yeah thats dumb
03:00 <British^Meat> do we have any here?
03:00 <Serenity> GoldSpade should fuck off
03:00 <MrMark> Elvis, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster all hang around in area 51 with the alians
03:00 <Clarkson> eats everyones semen
03:00 <British^Meat> like it actually makes me mad
03:00 <British^Meat> only on toast Clarkson
03:00 <Clarkson> who the fuck was I trying to attract with that shit is beyond me
03:00 <GoldSpade> why do I have to fuck off...we are having a discussion here
04:00 <British^Meat> ask 8ball
04:00 <Serenity> because you're an obsessive twat that keeps mentioning my name when its not ever necessary
04:00 <faux> Students youtube channel
04:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/MyAYXFdej_o
04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: How To Make Money Printer Machine Magic Trick Simple (easy to make) Views: 39,044 Uploader: Ratha homemade Uploaded: Jun 28, 2016 Duration: 6m39s Rating: 4.51
05:00 <British^Meat> i just watched a vid about the Nice attack being staged
05:00 <British^Meat> Actually made my blood boil
05:00 <Serenity> god those people fuck me off
05:00 <GoldSpade> whats nice attack
05:00 <Serenity> FALSE FLAG etc etc
06:00 <British^Meat> The narrator said "......unless you actually believe the Nice attacks took place, in which case, youre already too far gone"
06:00 <British^Meat> fuck me
06:00 <British^Meat> yes Serenity, False Flag, i just heard of that this evening
06:00 <British^Meat> ppl r so shit
08:00 <couleurs> ghostblasters did 9/11
08:00 <President_Trump> it was a false flag, everyone in nice was an actor, how stupid are u people
09:00 <Serenity> can you not
09:00 <Accuracy> question is how stupid is President_Trump.
09:00 <Accuracy> answer. very.
09:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllll @ Accuracy the frankston pram pusher
09:00 <couleurs> looooooooooool
09:00 <Accuracy> am i supposed to fly on ice shards like you?
10:00 <President_Trump> Accuracy had sex with a nigger for drugs when she was 19 lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
10:00 <Accuracy> fun story.
10:00 <Serenity> so what are you jealous?
10:00 <British^Meat> who is he talking to?
10:00 <Accuracy> keep making them up, it's entertainment.
10:00 <President_Trump> making it up? lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
10:00 <President_Trump> yeah right
11:00 <President_Trump> anyway
11:00 <President_Trump> TOBLERONE
11:00 <stompin> eat a dick
11:00 <British^Meat> Ohhh, what happened to Taco?
11:00 <Serenity> I think trumpy wants to fuck nigger dicks
11:00 <Accuracy> shh you're making me hungry dan
11:00 <Accuracy> =(
11:00 <Serenity> ufukinwotm8 = taco
11:00 <British^Meat> lol
11:00 <British^Meat> of course
11:00 <faux> zzz 
12:00 <Serenity> agreed
13:00 <GoldSpade> quickly! get Lwaxana!
13:00 <couleurs> yawn
21:00 <President_Trump> Serenity did u get up to top speed on the tredmil today?
22:00 <couleurs> :o
27:00 <British^Meat> I love how hard he tries daily :)
28:00 <couleurs> brb just checken me emale
31:00 <Serenity> You have to give it to him for dedication I suppose British^Meat?
31:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
31:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hows it garn
31:00 <Loof> scarn pretty good m8
31:00 <Loof> how's you?
32:00 <President_Trump> ?
32:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> goodo
32:00 <Loof> irie (all is good)
33:00 <President_Trump> Serenity where u able to push your heart rate over 130 today?
33:00 <British^Meat> i suppose, but honestly, compared to the other looooool losers, this guy just comes off as a weeny
34:00 <Serenity> President_Trump no i didnt because until you bought it up 10 minutes ago id forgotten all about it. because i have more important things to be worrying about right now ty for your time and effort doe
34:00 <Loof> mmmm Sonia Kruger <3
34:00 <Serenity> Tina Sparkle
34:00 <GoldSpade> wow so many fans!
34:00 <British^Meat> he's latched on to you something chronic though :)
35:00 <President_Trump> what could be more important?
35:00 <Serenity> they all do until they find someone else to harass
35:00 <President_Trump> why are you grouping me with those losers trolls from nerdhacks like mayo,plivent,amelia
36:00 <Serenity> because you are one of them
36:00 <President_Trump> how?
36:00 <President_Trump> im just chatting
36:00 <British^Meat> lol
36:00 <British^Meat> thats actually funny
36:00 <Loof> my farts are giving me a headache :(
37:00 <Serenity> case in point really
37:00 <British^Meat> youre nothing new President_Trump
37:00 <Serenity> lol loff thats gross
37:00 <Serenity> loof*
37:00 <British^Meat> pretty much just the token loser here these days :)
37:00 <President_Trump> Serenity about time you stopped acting like a fucking spastic you loose cunt
37:00 <Accuracy> hey pat
37:00 <Serenity> you're just proving our point really
37:00 <amelia> ok i am nothing like pliv
37:00 <GoldSpade> narrsistic personally disorder
38:00 <Loof> show me pics amelia
38:00 <Serenity> narrsistic
38:00 <Loof> heard youre hot and petite
38:00 <amelia> except maybe our bodies, he has a very feminine figure
38:00 <Serenity> looooooool
38:00 <GoldSpade> yeah  thats right Serenity
38:00 <Serenity> i think his legs might be more girly than yours amelia
38:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
38:00 <GoldSpade> you know how to spell it
38:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA no doubt
38:00 <couleurs> yawn
38:00 <Accuracy> back up Loof
38:00 <Accuracy> amelia is my gf
39:00 <amelia> no first you buy me burrito
39:00 <Accuracy> no
39:00 <Loof> i'm not after sex, just mastabority aids
39:00 <amelia> den you take me for schnitzel
39:00 <Accuracy> okay
39:00 <Loof> with emphasis on the aids
39:00 <amelia> den you take me for pankek
39:00 <Serenity> It's narcissistic you plonker
39:00 <amelia> den we are gf gf
39:00 <Accuracy> you fkn take care of her she's too needy
39:00 <Loof> lol
39:00 <Accuracy> burritos
39:00 <amelia> I not needy i jus want food
39:00 <Accuracy> fancy bitch..
39:00 <Serenity> what about a schnitty burrito
39:00 <Serenity> would that would
39:00 <Serenity> I THINK SO
39:00 <amelia> i am food digger
39:00 <amelia> :(
39:00 <Accuracy> RUNAWAY
40:00 <Loof> pics
40:00 <Accuracy> go live with Loof. no burritos for you ever.
40:00 <GoldSpade> so you know about Narcissistic Personality disorder ay?
40:00 <GoldSpade> Serenity
40:00 <Serenity> I know how to spell you idiot
40:00 <amelia> Loof would accuse me of callin him funny looking
40:00 <amelia> its jus drama i don't need
40:00 <Loof> it was floss
40:00 <Loof> thought it was you
40:00 <GoldSpade> well you know something about it
40:00 <Loof> sorry
40:00 <amelia> *sigh*
40:00 <amelia> hahahahaha relax i am joking
40:00 <Loof> k :)
41:00 <Serenity> I suggest you get help with your mental problems GoldSpade
41:00 <GoldSpade> already doing that :)
41:00 <Immutable> good
41:00 <Serenity> amelia would say somethin like 'aw you have a really nice hair cut'
41:00 <GoldSpade> yeah good
41:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
41:00 <Immutable> double good]
41:00 <GoldSpade> good good god
41:00 <President_Trump> Serenity can u ban me i dont want to be here anymore
41:00 <amelia> i LiKe YouR PoiNTY eaRS (:
41:00 <Serenity> 'I love the shape of your nostrils'
42:00 <Loof> i like that you have eyes
42:00 <Serenity> so leave trump
42:00 <Serenity> im not your care taker
42:00 <President_Trump> i dont know how
42:00 <amelia> Daddy Trump go to bed
42:00 <Serenity> 'It's awesome that you have a chin'
42:00 <Loof> lol
42:00 <Accuracy> Loof used to look strange but I think the latest picture I saw he looked very healthy and happy
42:00 <Loof> ty :)
42:00 <Accuracy> =)
42:00 <Serenity> omg i forgot to comment earlier at the pics of your boy
42:00 <Serenity> CUTE HAT
43:00 <Loof> haha ty :)
43:00 <Serenity> hes getting huge
43:00 <Serenity> as in tall.. hes not fat
43:00 <Loof> yeah he's a lil giant
43:00 <Loof> yeah i know :)
44:00 <Loof> all flushed now from the niceness <3
44:00 <Loof> ty guys :)
45:00 <Loof> brb
45:00 <couleurs> is he all there or is he retarded like his father?
45:00 <couleurs> oh ok bye
46:00 <Serenity> thats mean
46:00 <Accuracy> couleurs that's pretty rude
47:00 <Accuracy> you shouldn't talk about children like that.
47:00 <Maurice> Legit question
47:00 <British^Meat> yes thats right, u cant say that about his kid....
47:00 <British^Meat> ...but he can talk shit about my sister
47:00 <British^Meat> thats ok
48:00 <Accuracy> Maurice it was mean hearted.
48:00 <couleurs> i didn't call his kid a retard, i called him one
48:00 <Maurice> And?
48:00 <GoldSpade> Maurice is a guys name
48:00 <Accuracy> I've not witnessed what he said about your sister
48:00 <Maurice> Half the shit Loof says is mean hearted, if he can't take it, he shouldn't dish it
48:00 <British^Meat> amen
48:00 <amelia> cereals got busted
48:00 <amelia> um mah
48:00 <Accuracy> okay well I've not seen it
49:00 <British^Meat> dudes a fkn idiot
49:00 <amelia> You iN BiG TWouBLe MiSToR
49:00 <couleurs> Who's Bad
49:00 <couleurs> me
49:00 <Accuracy> he once said shit about my mum when she died but I guess I let things go 
49:00 <amelia> bad2dabone
49:00 <amelia> its IRC does anyone actually give a shit about wot anyone says
50:00 <British^Meat> hey, dont get me wrong, he can say what he likes about my sister
50:00 <Immutable> yes
50:00 <Immutable> people hurt my feelings all the time
50:00 <British^Meat> but it seems a bit hipocrytical (sp) if u ask me
50:00 <amelia> that's cos youre shit
50:00 <Immutable> :'(
50:00 <President_Trump> Immutable cares he was crushed when jen blocked him on fb
50:00 <couleurs> Who's Mean
50:00 <couleurs> amelia!!!!!
50:00 <Immutable> :P
50:00 <Accuracy> I've got no time to twist my knickers up my vadge and asshole and be upset over a monitor I'm reading and having things I choose to read..
51:00 <British^Meat> amen
51:00 <British^Meat> but he's still a fkn idiot :)
51:00 <amelia> why is there a d in vadge
51:00 <amelia> vadgina
51:00 <Accuracy> either way
51:00 <Serenity> i just want it known i wasnt telling anyone off i just said thats mean
51:00 <Accuracy> it was mean
51:00 <amelia> i kinda pictured knickers twisted in your butthole tbh
51:00 <Serenity> i dont care beyond that
52:00 <Accuracy> every computer has an option to shutdown
52:00 <Accuracy> every program can be quit, unless robots take over
52:00 <Accuracy> then we're fucked
52:00 <Accuracy> >.<
52:00 <amelia> fanks dr phil
52:00 <Accuracy> shh amelia
53:00 <President_Trump> do as Accuracy says amelia
53:00 <Accuracy> lol
53:00 <couleurs> Maybe We're The Robots.
53:00 <Accuracy> she doesn't have to I'm just angry with dr phil
53:00 <amelia> i told you to go to bed Trump
53:00 <Accuracy> the guy is such a bitch
53:00 <Immutable> YES couleurs!
53:00 <President_Trump> what about robin?
53:00 <amelia> he has a pretty successful moustache tho
54:00 <Accuracy> robins half plastic
54:00 <Accuracy> well 3/4
54:00 <Accuracy> she's a twin
54:00 <couleurs> Dr Phil's Not a Real Doctor but He's a Real Worm.
54:00 <Immutable> Prilllllllllll!
54:00 <Serenity> i reckon dr phil goes off in the sack
54:00 <President_Trump> a real worm?
55:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkVHdUkMJdk
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: They Might Be Giants "Dr. Worm" Views: 1,019,365 Uploader: Richard O'Connor Uploaded: Apr 12, 2007 Duration: 3m0s Rating: 4.88
57:00 <Accuracy> he would Serenity
57:00 <Accuracy> I bet all the shit people complain to him about he takes out sexually
57:00 <Clarkson> i threw up the last time i looked at porn logs
57:00 <Accuracy> pent up frustration
59:00 <President_Trump> do u think dr phil or josh is sexier?
00:00 <Accuracy> dr phil
00:00 <Accuracy> at least I've had sex dreams about DP
00:00 <President_Trump> u dont like sex tho
00:00 <Accuracy> okay
01:00 <President_Trump> although i know u are just saying that so all the pedos dont attack u
01:00 <Accuracy> were my children in a cloud and delivered to me by stork?
02:00 <Accuracy> I just don't find talking about sex to strangers that exciting.
02:00 <Immutable> stahp it ur hurtin mah feelins
03:00 <President_Trump> no one was trying to talk to u about sex, u just blurted it out
03:00 <President_Trump> blurted
03:00 <Immutable> wonder if there is a fake mccoy
03:00 <Accuracy> if you say so.
04:00 <Immutable> that's a puzzler
06:00 <President_Trump> Immutable where is demut?
06:00 <Immutable> I don't fucken know
07:00 <President_Trump> why not? hes your enemy
07:00 <Immutable> ah no
07:00 <Immutable> behind the scenes he's my love child
08:00 <Immutable> the one I didn't take care of
08:00 <President_Trump> no u are enemies both chasing the same irc pussy
08:00 <Immutable> who's pussy am I chasing now?
08:00 <Serenity> President_Trump stop trying to cause arguments i cant even begin to explain how fucking lame it is
08:00 <President_Trump> who am i trying to cause arguments with?
08:00 <Serenity> go to nerdhacks if you want to see jelly brains derping out on each other
08:00 <President_Trump> just chatting no one else is
09:00 <couleurs> yea, u guys r boren n where's amsy
09:00 <Immutable> I'm bored
09:00 <Serenity> what you are doing isnt just chatting please stop trying to play innocent its insults to everyones intelligence
09:00 <President_Trump> Serenity i tried to chat with u and u went mental like usual
09:00 <President_Trump> maybe u are too sensitive?
10:00 <Serenity> i didnt 'go mental'
10:00 <Serenity> in fact i cant remember the last time i could be bothered 'going mental'
10:00 <amelia> spastic loose cwords
10:00 <Accuracy> everyone does, President_Trump is on drugs.
10:00 <Doodle> hot amelia
10:00 <amelia> ye yum
10:00 <Serenity> oh here comes the tree stump wog
10:00 <Accuracy> President_Trump is apparently reacting like a 'normal human being' would
10:00 <amelia> AHAAHHAAHA
11:00 <President_Trump> tree stump wog?
11:00 <Serenity> i still snort at that btw
11:00 <amelia> dats me
11:00 <amelia> how fuckin funny issit
11:00 <Accuracy> tree stump wog
11:00 <amelia> pliv called me it
11:00 <Serenity> he comes up with the best names for people
11:00 <amelia> ahahahahha
11:00 <President_Trump> who came up with that name?
11:00 <Accuracy> I would've thought it'd be someone else 
11:00 <President_Trump> no he calls u cro wog slut or cro wog pig
11:00 <Clarkson> no bangladesies ever fucked a paki women
11:00 <amelia> pliv comes up wif 90% of them
11:00 <amelia> yeh he calls me that too
12:00 <Serenity> you are special you have mroe than one
12:00 <amelia> he calls me everything
12:00 <President_Trump> what do u call him?
12:00 <amelia> 'hun'
12:00 <Immutable> poor pliv
12:00 <amelia> 'babez'
12:00 <Serenity> plivvy wivvy
12:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha
12:00 <President_Trump> not as good as Daddy
12:00 <amelia> i will drop that one next time
12:00 <Serenity> vom
13:00 <amelia> daddy pliv
13:00 <amelia> he might like that
13:00 <Doodle> daddy warbucks
13:00 <Maurice> The sun will come outttt tomorrowwww
13:00 <Doodle> eheheee
14:00 <Serenity> nahh mayo is hamelias daddy
14:00 <amelia> 4lyf
14:00 <Serenity> daddeh
15:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha fuckin hell
15:00 <Serenity> I vommied a little inside my mouf
16:00 <amelia> shleepy
17:00 <Immutable> lol you assholes have the worst conversations
17:00 <Clarkson> gonna del the chick who pic'd her tits
17:00 <Serenity> jokes on you Clarkson amelia never had me on fb
18:00 <Clarkson> i miss being able to squirt shit
18:00 <Immutable> that's pretty sad
18:00 <Serenity> cheer up boo
18:00 <Immutable> I caint
20:00 <GoldSpade> heh
21:00 <Maurice> My front yard smells like pizza
22:00 <Serenity> delicious
22:00 <MrMark> my bum smells like shit
24:00 <couleurs> tmi
26:00 <MrMark> burp
45:00 <GoldSpade> Good. It's all shut up now
47:00 <couleurs> Y'all Crasy
00:00 <Loof> http://www.gearbest.com/usb-flash-drives/pp_319735.html?vip=135791&utm_source=YGfacebook&utm_medium=Kelly&utm_campaign=FB1604
04:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_XCnZPOzGQ
04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: girl look how orange you fucking look Views: 12,454 Uploader: kmlkmljkl Uploaded: Jul 18, 2016 Duration: 0m4s Rating: 4.85
04:00 <couleurs> Gawd Derm
04:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
05:00 <TheRiddler> just got home
05:00 <couleurs> hi where u bean
05:00 <TheRiddler> was out with friends catching pokemon till the servers went down
06:00 <couleurs> good i took them down i'm a hacker
06:00 <Loof> servers down again, fuccccccckkkkk
06:00 <Loof> was just about to log in
06:00 <Loof> grrrr
06:00 <Loof> any luck with the shoes yet?
07:00 <Loof> lemme see if they're down for me
07:00 <Loof> i logged in ok, must be back up
08:00 <Loof> might chuck on some incense now
08:00 <Loof> and straight away a god damn useless piece of crap zubat lol
09:00 <Loof> i made a desktop background for you TheRiddler :) http://i.imgur.com/3pmtlBJ.png
10:00 <Loof> i didn't realise Pidgeots are rare, i actually got one at lvl 6 i think it was
11:00 <couleurs> yawn
14:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1219099041447495
14:00 <Loof> and freezes on a pidgey, awesome
14:00 <Loof> restart
14:00 <TheRiddler> I want the osiris haunted shoes
14:00 <TheRiddler> but they have to bought in UK for my size :(
15:00 <Loof> ah damn
15:00 <Loof> no size 12 of these for me either: http://www.theiconic.com.au/eclectic-tobias-8-eye-boots-141183.html
15:00 <Loof> i want some so bad but no size 12 :(
17:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Osiris-Shoes-Huit-Haunted-NYC-83-VLC-Lifestyle-High-Top-Skate-/122045167551
17:00 <TheRiddler> these 1s
17:00 <Loof> they're nice :)
26:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Retro-Skull-Mens-Hi-Tops-Canvas-Trainers-Shoes-Comfort-Flat-Pumps-Sneakers-Men-/291762063906?var=&hash=item43ee5fca22:m:mzP_3HYY2WVmbHZRzLTbRzQ
26:00 <TheRiddler> how about these
27:00 <Loof> dunno i think you should get some proper converse, those might hurt your feet cause they look cheap and nasty
27:00 <Loof> especially if you're doing a lot of walking
27:00 <TheRiddler> true
27:00 <Loof> :)
27:00 <Loof> brb
29:00 <Student> pantom
30:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Converse-Chuck-Taylor-ALL-STAR-Hi-Mens-Shoes-Arkham-City-Batman-Harley-Quinn-New-/142045228355?var=&hash=item21128e2d43:m:mTL8M2ztxdgfIl02FlKBQtw
30:00 <TheRiddler> oh he left
30:00 <TheRiddler> couleurs
30:00 <couleurs> :D
30:00 <TheRiddler> find me a good pair of shoes
30:00 <TheRiddler> thanks
31:00 <couleurs> ok
32:00 <TheRiddler> cool
37:00 <couleurs> http://coolbrands.weebly.com/uploads/1/5/3/1/15313640/7011150_orig.jpg?
37:00 <couleurs> n BOOM
39:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/PUMA-VALOROSSO-MID-SF-WEBCAGE-MENS-FERRARI-SHOES-RUNNERS-SNEAKERS-HI-TOPS-/400841891884?var=&hash=item5d5409e02c:m:mSrvvZtOZ18X5ha0WFKFKKg
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol how about these
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol sonic
41:00 <couleurs> are you looking for the most obnoxious shoes possible
43:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Puma-Mihara-Yasuhiro-MY-79-Studded-Mens-Trainers-Hi-Top-Black-357083-01-U112-/311646730925?var=&hash=item488f97baad:m:m9NAoXhIgkwrZoK7IoUf9fA
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
43:00 <TheRiddler> nope
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