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00:00 <Loof> sorry i was being push
00:00 <Loof> pushy 
00:00 <Loof> i shouldn't be so pushy considering i still haven't finished your timer lol
00:00 <Loof> sorry mon
00:00 <Loof> oh shit
00:00 <Clarkson> chicks fart too
00:00 <Loof> wrong channel lol
00:00 <dematerialised> is loof trolling for nudes?
01:00 <dematerialised> trading irc code for pics
01:00 <dematerialised> HaCKeR
01:00 <IthinkNot> dematerialised just basic plasmas
01:00 <dematerialised> ah hit and miss then
01:00 <dematerialised> mines an old-ish plasma and it doesnt do network stuff
03:00 <couleurs> winky dinky
04:00 <under> couleurs: 
04:00 <under> im going to watch ajax paok
04:00 <IthinkNot> dematerialised what softwae should i download if i got a basic one 
04:00 <under> on the 26th
04:00 <under> amsterdam arena
04:00 <dematerialised> IthinkNot Kodi is pretty popular (used to be called XBMC). Otherwise OpenElec is also ok
04:00 <Loof> soccer
04:00 <Loof> yawn
04:00 <dematerialised> but you have to be a bit of a nerd to install them
05:00 <couleurs> Go aJaX 
05:00 <Loof> only thing i didn't like about simba, the soccer shit
05:00 <Loof> apart from that he was cool as fook :)
05:00 <under> lol
05:00 <under> simba
05:00 <under> where is him
05:00 <Loof> dunno the story
05:00 <Loof> noone will tell me
05:00 <Loof> oh well
06:00 <IthinkNot> dematerialised can i download them onto a lappy ?
06:00 <couleurs> he was voted off IRC
06:00 <Loof> i snoozed for a year, i lose
06:00 <dematerialised> yeah IthinkNot :) kodi.tv
06:00 <dematerialised> they have a windows and a mac download
06:00 <IthinkNot> thx dude
07:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn m8
09:00 <Loof> being extremely st8 mate
09:00 <Loof> not even a beer
09:00 <Loof> :(
09:00 <Loof> no ganj for a year, at least gimme beer woman!
09:00 <Loof> lol
10:00 <IthinkNot> Loof will do the body good
13:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> rad m8
16:00 <STINKFIST> hey Serenity
16:00 <STINKFIST> tell me about this getting rich business
19:00 <LollyCock> .
21:00 <IthinkNot> STINKFIST tell the rest of us when you get told ok ;P
24:00 <STINKFIST> I sure will
25:00 <STINKFIST> I am pretty confident it will involve using the 12 inches
25:00 <STINKFIST> but I am going in with an open mind
25:00 <IthinkNot> only 12 
25:00 <STINKFIST> don't be greedy
25:00 <IthinkNot> :/ sowwy
31:00 <Loof> fatty fatty boom boom Loof with dreds :P http://i.imgur.com/aClBijU.jpg
32:00 <dematerialised> fuck no wonder he's a cunt
32:00 <dematerialised> he looks like one
33:00 <KenKaniff> fight fight fight
33:00 <Loof> lol so much rage tonight
33:00 <Loof> i suggest beer
34:00 <KenKaniff> Loof what is your opinion of dematerialised?
34:00 <KenKaniff> dematerialised same question, names reversed
35:00 <Loof> he's a chronic bullshit artist
35:00 <dematerialised> i think that Loof was great when he left hospital after his treatment, but his home environment is not conducive to maintaining a healthy state of mind
35:00 <Loof> and has no neck, probably sold to pay gambling debts
35:00 <dematerialised> and i wis him the best of health
35:00 <Loof> sold his actually neck to escape the goons
35:00 <Loof> he only got 2 dolla
35:00 <Loof> but it was enough to survive another day
36:00 <STINKFIST> there is a lot of rage in here tonight
36:00 <STINKFIST> where's the love?
36:00 <dematerialised> im not seeing any rage
36:00 <Loof> cause IRC is serious business
36:00 <dematerialised> just desperation
36:00 <STINKFIST> there's no money in it
36:00 <Loof> dint ne one tell u?
37:00 <STINKFIST> so it's not a great business 
37:00 <Loof> i know so why people rage when theyre' not losing money
37:00 <Loof> is beyond me lol
37:00 <STINKFIST> aaah. that guy
37:00 <Loof> people need to learn about peace love and unity seriously
38:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/jCKBMiMAlTg
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fortunate Youth - Peace Love Unity - Audiotree Live Views: 69,345 Uploader: Audiotreetv Uploaded: Oct 16, 2014 Duration: 4m23s Rating: 4.87
41:00 <Loof> my new expensive down jacket ripped :(
41:00 <Loof> need to get the lovely wifey to repair that hole asap lol
41:00 <Loof> only a tiny hole but the down is coming out
41:00 <Loof> only had it a few days
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - im just reading up…. did loof say that dem sold his neck?
48:00 <Loof> yes for gambling debts
49:00 <Loof> to stop the hitmen
49:00 <Loof> with $2 he got for it
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh… right.
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> ima watch roots
49:00 <Loof> he still had money over to buy an awesome pair of 80 retro retro retro aviator sunnies tho
49:00 <Loof> so it has a happy ending :)
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> he wears aviator sunnies?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> The worst !
50:00 <Loof> yes in his pirate costume picture he showed us his awesome bathroom
50:00 <Loof> bathroom was retro too
51:00 <Loof> 60s retro cause he's not broke
51:00 <Loof> lol
51:00 <Loof> green sink and all
51:00 <Loof> but he's a millionare!
51:00 <Loof> maybe he's just a thrifty millionare
51:00 <Loof> and went for the $5 bathroom upgrand package
52:00 <dematerialised> so much misplaced anger
52:00 <dematerialised> poor guy
52:00 <Loof> all will become clear someday
52:00 <Loof> can't wait!
53:00 <dematerialised> There is nothing concealed that will not be disclosed, or hidden that not will be made known. What you have spoken in the dark will be heard in the daylight, and what you have whispered in the inner rooms will be proclaimed from the housetops.…
53:00 <dematerialised>  - The Book of Loof, 12:2
53:00 <TheRiddler> I'm back
53:00 <dematerialised> wb riddles
54:00 <Loof> sup TheRiddler :)
54:00 <dematerialised> how was it?
54:00 <TheRiddler> I give the movie a 3.5 out of 5 tiggiers
54:00 <dematerialised> nice
54:00 <Loof> which one?
54:00 <TheRiddler> Star Trek Beyond
54:00 <Loof> ah damn
54:00 <Loof> was hoping it would be good
54:00 <Loof> that's 7/10 not bad i guess
55:00 <Loof> close to the 7.8 it got on imdb
55:00 <TheRiddler> it got 85% in rotten tomatoes
55:00 <Loof> i never checck my noteops demut so spam away all you like
55:00 <TheRiddler> good score
55:00 <Loof> yeah
55:00 <Loof> worth watching i guess
56:00 <dematerialised> Loof is onto me
56:00 <TheRiddler> it was better than the last
56:00 <dematerialised> i need to up my ante
56:00 <STINKFIST> I just ate 4 eggs on 2 pieces of toast
56:00 <Loof> cool
56:00 <STINKFIST> it was delicious
56:00 <Loof> got shoes yet?
56:00 <Loof> TheRiddler ^
56:00 <TheRiddler> not yet
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> stinky - eggs suck
56:00 <Loof> cool hang in there
56:00 <STINKFIST> no
56:00 <dematerialised> was it everything you hoped for and more STINKFIST?
56:00 <STINKFIST> you suck eggs.
56:00 <Loof> you'll find something nice man
56:00 <TheRiddler> I saw some no fear shoes last night
56:00 <STINKFIST> at least, dematerialised
56:00 <Loof> how much?
56:00 <dematerialised> well that's good i suppose
57:00 <Loof> remember pay for the comfort you're doing a shitload of walking
57:00 <Loof> pokemon has me walking too much too
57:00 <TheRiddler> $79 including shipping from UK
57:00 <Loof> cool
57:00 <STINKFIST> good call
57:00 <TheRiddler> I caught a slyther finally
57:00 <Loof> nice
57:00 <TheRiddler> on the way back from movies
57:00 <STINKFIST> better than herpes
57:00 <STINKFIST> I think
57:00 <Loof> what rarity are they TheRiddler
58:00 <TheRiddler> also that pokevision.com site works
58:00 <dematerialised> im not sure TheRiddler would ever catch herpes
58:00 <TheRiddler> slyther is like in the rare catagory 
58:00 <STINKFIST> maybe coming back from the movies
58:00 <Loof> i'm trying to find them on this chart: http://i.imgur.com/3pmtlBJ.png
58:00 <dematerialised> yeah pokevision is awesome
58:00 <STINKFIST> could be a drive-in
58:00 <dematerialised> it's not 100% though
58:00 <dematerialised> it didnt pick up a lot of pokemon around my work
58:00 <Loof> can you find slyther on this chart TheRiddler? http://i.imgur.com/3pmtlBJ.png
58:00 <dematerialised> but its good for getting an idea of where to go
58:00 <TheRiddler> I caught a rhyhorn using it
59:00 <dematerialised> i might take sezz's advice and drive around kings park tomorrow
59:00 <dematerialised> or tonight depending how sleepy i get
59:00 <Loof> awesome i'm going to try it :)
59:00 <TheRiddler> I think you have to scan it a few times
59:00 <TheRiddler> also it says uncommon that chart
59:00 <dematerialised> all i know is when i was scanning it wasnt picking up 3 pokemon that were showing up ingame
59:00 <dematerialised> you might be right
00:00 <dematerialised> doesnt it auto-scan every 30 seconds?
00:00 <TheRiddler> that chart is iffy
01:00 <TheRiddler> no you have to rescan yourself
01:00 <dematerialised> ah
01:00 <dematerialised> that might be it then
01:00 <dematerialised> i swear someone said it did autoscans
01:00 <TheRiddler> venosaur is a pretty normal occurance here
02:00 <TheRiddler> atleast from what I've seen
02:00 <dematerialised> i want a blastoise
02:00 <dematerialised> once i have that my life is complete
02:00 <TheRiddler> clefable is more common here too
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> there are 9 million bat things round my area
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think the child has about 80 of em
03:00 <dematerialised> haha yeah
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunty things
03:00 <dematerialised> zubats and pidgeys and rattatas
03:00 <TheRiddler> keep catching and evolving them
03:00 <TheRiddler> helps you level up
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have no idea how to evolve them?
03:00 <dematerialised> i get a lot of fearow/spearow here too
03:00 <dematerialised> you gotta "transfer" the extra pokemon to the professor to get candy
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> I donno what you have to do lol…. i;m like yeah lets go for a SLOW walk and catch some...
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the fuck 
04:00 <dematerialised> and it takes between 15-50 candy to evolve that type of pokemon
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> in laymens terms
04:00 <dematerialised> that is laymens terms
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
05:00 <dematerialised> although i should use pokemon properly and actually go for a walk
05:00 <dematerialised> instead of being a fat lazy butt and driving
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <dematerialised> there's not many pokestops near me though so its not really worth it
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive got a bazillion, shich is good
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a few gyms around
05:00 <TheRiddler> cool
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUT… it’s like a high level gym and cunts…. own it or guard it 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck knows
06:00 <dematerialised> whenever i get my apartment in the cbd i'll probably do a shitton of walking
06:00 <TheRiddler> I have a couple of gyms and stops close by
07:00 <dematerialised> i still dont know where abouts in albs you are so i have no frame of reference
07:00 <dematerialised> close to york street/hwy?
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> I have to goto the local park…. i bet there are 9 billion there
07:00 <TheRiddler> close to north rd
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> my feet are so fat atm…. i think i need to pop them wif a pin
07:00 <dematerialised> ah right
07:00 <TheRiddler> and campbell rd
08:00 <dematerialised> ah yep
08:00 <dematerialised> near all the parks and stuff
08:00 <dematerialised> makes sense
08:00 <dematerialised> probably quite a few pokestops down lockyer road towards the shops too i imagine
09:00 <dematerialised> every time i visualise that east side of albany i keep wanting to move down there lol
10:00 <dematerialised> such a nice area
11:00 <TheRiddler> a bit
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <dematerialised> well
12:00 <dematerialised> as long as you dont get too close to emu point
12:00 <dematerialised> haha
12:00 <TheRiddler> the best place for pokemon catching here is the foreshore
12:00 <TheRiddler> or abouts
13:00 <dematerialised> bottom of york street or middleton?
13:00 <TheRiddler> both actually
13:00 <dematerialised> interesting
13:00 <dematerialised> wonder if there are any rock/earth pokemon on the hills haha
13:00 <TheRiddler> foreshore is good for grass pokemon and bulbasaurs
14:00 <dematerialised> bulba was my first pokemon
14:00 <TheRiddler> and psyducks and magikarp when you get to the bay
14:00 <dematerialised> yeah
14:00 <TheRiddler> mids is vulpix n ponyta
14:00 <TheRiddler> and hitmonchan/lee
14:00 <dematerialised> see there's nowhere near that variety here at all
14:00 <dematerialised> its literally all bird types
15:00 <TheRiddler> I caught dratini at emu point
16:00 <TheRiddler> mckail has snorlax I hear
17:00 <TheRiddler> also lockyer area
18:00 <dematerialised> blastoise
18:00 <dematerialised> er
18:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/jMq0XgD
18:00 <dematerialised> thats all i have here lol
18:00 <dematerialised> with the occasional caterpie
19:00 <TheRiddler> oh dear
19:00 <Loof> @ kate transfer your doubles
20:00 <Loof> get the candy for your mains
20:00 <Loof> to evolve them
20:00 <Loof> keep the evolved ones
20:00 <Loof> transfer the doubles of the shitty ones like rattards, spearows, pidgeys and zubats
20:00 <TheRiddler> no you evolve them for xp
21:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/PDi68Ay
21:00 <TheRiddler> then transfer
21:00 <Loof> ahhhh
21:00 <dematerialised> gym up the road with vaporeon :)
21:00 <dematerialised> brb
21:00 <Loof> wise
21:00 <Loof> :)
21:00 <Loof> wish i'd known that earlier lol
22:00 <TheRiddler> I have oddish, clefairy, eevee n abra near me atm
22:00 <Loof> nice
22:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not going out to hunt them
22:00 <Loof> i'm trading phones with my son, i don't like the galaxy s7 edge
22:00 <TheRiddler> too cold
22:00 <Loof> i'll take his old xperia z3
23:00 <Loof> i liked that phone better
23:00 <Loof> i'll wipe his settings now brb
23:00 <Loof> then install p go
24:00 <TheRiddler> lol
24:00 <TheRiddler> lol someone got this at maccas here just now
24:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13782132_1146765238730654_7938722923639874883_n.jpg?oh=03bf36aec0e6c61bc5ac93bc16e88010&oe=5831137C
25:00 <Loof> wait it was 821 CP when they got it?
26:00 <Loof> wtf
26:00 <Loof> evern after powerups none of mine have that much lol
26:00 <Loof> but then i'm only lvl 8 i guess
26:00 <Loof> yeah
27:00 <Loof> none of mine are good enough for gyms yet
27:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13716067_10206870203934937_2900326297753576510_n.jpg?oh=8b770848a2231356b0157282ecc05d28&oe=58241FD6
27:00 <TheRiddler> cake for katatonic_kate01
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <dematerialised> lol commander
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww cute
27:00 <dematerialised> havent seen that network in years
27:00 <Loof> my teeth are aching just looking at that lol
28:00 <Loof> i feel like my gut is getting bigger just looking at it too
29:00 <Loof> wonder if kim k eats lots of them while sitting on the couch all day to get that xtra fat a$$$$$$$ lol
30:00 <Loof> more cushion for that niggadick pushin
31:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13709952_1706288812967315_3153783823675389826_n.jpg?oh=caf9b7af2346c421f66c02839eb1e5a9&oe=581CD687
31:00 <TheRiddler> LOL
31:00 <dematerialised> haha
31:00 <Loof> yes i think kim k is fat, take it from a fatty, she is fat lol
31:00 <Loof> she needs pokemon go
31:00 <Loof> and less midday shows
32:00 <dematerialised> that sandslash though
32:00 <Loof> i've seen that cartoon face somewhere
32:00 <Loof> some cartoon
32:00 <Loof> can't remember
32:00 <Loof> was it rugrats?
33:00 <dematerialised> TheRiddler: http://imgur.com/gallery/0VsMs
33:00 <dematerialised> lmao @ Sphealchu
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol cumander
34:00 <dematerialised> haha
37:00 <TheRiddler> that girl in GoT is a badass
38:00 <TheRiddler> http://pokemon.alexonsager.net/25/9
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
38:00 <dematerialised> which girl?
38:00 <dematerialised> lady mormont?
38:00 <dematerialised> the little one?
39:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
39:00 <dematerialised> yeah she is
39:00 <dematerialised> she'll bite your ankles off
41:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/jC55mKj.jpg
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <TheRiddler> the misleading site name
46:00 <dematerialised> i wonder what he did to get a permaban
48:00 <KenKaniff> He must have offended the higher powers
50:00 <dematerialised> people do that every day
50:00 <dematerialised> he must have done something special
54:00 <KenKaniff> What do you think would suffice to warrant a perm ban, dematerialised?
54:00 <dematerialised> don't know don't care
54:00 <KenKaniff> good answer
55:00 <KenKaniff> That's right, you only care about where you can find your next buried treasure
55:00 <KenKaniff> arrrrrgghhhhh
56:00 <TheRiddler> you sound constipated
58:00 <TheRiddler> did the puppeteer stuck his fist too far up your arse
58:00 <KenKaniff> Nah I have a plug to stop faggots like you from doing that
58:00 <KenKaniff> LOOOOLLLLLL
59:00 <TheRiddler> dont pull it out you'll suck yourself in
59:00 <KenKaniff> You'd know
01:00 <TheRiddler> I'd know once you do it
02:00 <TheRiddler> probably hear a loud pop when it happens
02:00 <KenKaniff> Speaking from experience i see
03:00 <TheRiddler> you're all the experience I need
04:00 <KenKaniff> rofl 
04:00 <KenKaniff> nice one
05:00 <TheRiddler> when's the last time you pooped
05:00 <KenKaniff> ummm
05:00 <KenKaniff> a little earlier on
05:00 <KenKaniff> it wasnt a big shit
05:00 <TheRiddler> maybe do another 1
05:00 <KenKaniff> just average i guess
05:00 <KenKaniff> im good
05:00 <TheRiddler> you seem to be full of shit all the time
06:00 <KenKaniff> lol
06:00 <KenKaniff> so lame
06:00 <TheRiddler> and if you're not full of shit you're full of gas
07:00 <TheRiddler> have you ever wondered if your family has pegs on stand by?
08:00 <TheRiddler> or gas masks hidden away 
08:00 <KenKaniff> Yes
08:00 <KenKaniff> all the time
08:00 <KenKaniff> I didnt know what they were for
08:00 <TheRiddler> do birds sing when you're near
08:00 <TheRiddler> or do they gaarrghaffghhfggghhh
08:00 <KenKaniff> A little of both i suppose
08:00 <KenKaniff> you?
09:00 <TheRiddler> do dogs bark when you pass
09:00 <TheRiddler> or just play deaddddd
09:00 <KenKaniff> neither really
09:00 <KenKaniff> you?
09:00 <TheRiddler> do kids run away in fear
10:00 <KenKaniff> only from pedos like you and your mate
10:00 <TheRiddler> or fall down on the ground
10:00 <TheRiddler> do you answer the call from your ass
11:00 <TheRiddler> or do you savior yourselfffff
12:00 <TheRiddler> I think they'd run to pedos if they had choice between them and you
12:00 <dematerialised> not sure why you are giving KenKaniff the time of day TheRiddler
12:00 <TheRiddler> because I'm bored
12:00 <dematerialised> fair enough
12:00 <TheRiddler> and tipsy
12:00 <dematerialised> oh
12:00 <dematerialised> in that case carry on
12:00 <dematerialised> haha
15:00 <TheRiddler> where is everyone else
17:00 <KenKaniff> TheRiddler how did you dispose of your butt plug after shooting the video?
18:00 <TheRiddler> looking for tips?
19:00 <TheRiddler> you gotta stick it down your throat til you choke to death
19:00 <dematerialised> pretty sure everyone else is sleeping
20:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
20:00 <TheRiddler> shame
20:00 <dematerialised> i was meant to be sleeping hours ago but i decided to get food instead
20:00 <dematerialised> now im wide awake
20:00 <dematerialised> because i am a fool
20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <TheRiddler> forgot the name of cersei's other son
27:00 <TheRiddler> the 1 that is king
28:00 <TheRiddler> he's like the complete opposite of joffery
28:00 <dematerialised> the young one?
28:00 <dematerialised> tommen
28:00 <dematerialised> i think
28:00 <TheRiddler> ahh yeah
43:00 <IthinkNot> dematerialised thx heaps have downloaded and managed to work out kodi 
43:00 <dematerialised> good stuff :)
43:00 <IthinkNot> :D
43:00 <IthinkNot> time fo bed night all 
44:00 <dematerialised> hooroo
49:00 <Lumeah> i don't care about u bro
50:00 <Skirmish> BRO
50:00 <Lumeah> skirmish 
50:00 <Skirmish> Yes darling? 
50:00 <Meharty> elizabeth
50:00 <Lumeah> alone?  better. lol
51:00 <Meharty> elizabeth
51:00 <Skirmish> All alone, just like the character Hagrid. 
51:00 <Meharty> lol
52:00 <Skirmish> Have you considered a male escort Lumies? 
52:00 <Meharty> she has
52:00 <Meharty> it was pieter
52:00 <Meharty> and johninja
52:00 <Meharty> and tisk
52:00 <Meharty> but tisk couldnt get his shit together
52:00 <Clarkson> all of you just fuck up and die :D
53:00 <Lumeah> lol 
53:00 <Lumeah> yeah fuck up
53:00 <Lumeah> :p
54:00 <Skirmish> Struggling. Thank god it's only 1 night shift. 
55:00 <Meharty> yeh lol
55:00 <Meharty> Clarkson is right Lumeah
55:00 <Clarkson> you know nobody prints shit anymore
55:00 <Meharty> u fuck up an ddie
55:00 <Meharty> Lumeah why did u have sex with pieter?
56:00 <Meharty> why did he a do part stop interstate sexual tour?
56:00 <Lumeah> Meharty: why are u so dumb to believe that. lol
56:00 <Meharty> its truth
56:00 <Meharty> not lies
56:00 <Meharty> pieter said it himself
56:00 <Lumeah> lol
56:00 <Lumeah> he wishes 
56:00 <TheRiddler> what a brutal way to go
57:00 <Skirmish> I need to wax my nostrils. 
57:00 <Meharty> and im not sure many guys on here would admit to fucking u
57:00 <Meharty> thats for sure
57:00 <Meharty> id love some gowchi pussy
57:00 <Clarkson> a small minority of gays are trying to basically take over the world, this is the new world order... why culture is bombaded with gay tv shows, gay everything... why its not okay to dislike men that like to fuck other men... its the greeks, the romans, the masons, just old men who like to bugger children organising... nature always kicks their asses
57:00 <Meharty> but Lumeah i dont know
58:00 <Skirmish> I reckon shads and lumeah would make a lovely couple. 
58:00 <Meharty> they would
58:00 <Skirmish> Have you considered hooking up with Shads, Lumies? 
00:00 <Lumeah> skirmy?  since when u call me lumies 
00:00 <Lumeah> you developing a soft spot bro
01:00 <Meharty> Lumeah he loves u
01:00 <Meharty> because u rejected him he loves u forever
01:00 <Meharty> and a day
01:00 <Lumeah> lol
01:00 <Lumeah> sooo don't care.. 
02:00 <Lumeah> i have enough married men after me. lol
03:00 <Skirmish> I doubt that. 
03:00 <Skirmish> If meharty is dumb for believing you porked Pieter then you are dumb for thinking me calling you Lumies is anything beyond mocking you. 
05:00 <Lumeah> no but i made u type that so thats a start. 
05:00 <Lumeah> :d
06:00 <Lumeah> n im waiting till u explode to try n prove me crap.. 
06:00 <Lumeah> waits.. 
06:00 <Lumeah> it's always a laugh 
07:00 <Skirmish> Till I explode? 
07:00 <Skirmish> What are you talking about? 
10:00 <Skirmish> I hate hate hate ITAR updates. 
16:00 <Lumeah> aww 
19:00 <Skirmish> :( I feel sorry for you Lumies. 
19:00 <KenKaniff> Pumbaa
19:00 <KenKaniff> speak up
40:00 <dematerialised> titty fuck tha lasagna
48:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised: I am about 12 images ahead of you LOL
48:00 <Skirmish> Was the top comment still 'Sounds messy'?
04:00 <KenKaniff> dematerialised you there?
11:00 <Skirmish> Only minutes left at work instead of hours. SO GOOD! 
12:00 <Meharty> dematerialised
36:00 <KenKaniff> dematerialised speak up faggot
43:00 <Meharty> dematerialised
43:00 <Meharty> speak up
43:00 <Meharty> pitate boy
47:00 <KenKaniff> demat
49:00 <Meharty> dematerialised
49:00 <Meharty> ur time is over
49:00 <KenKaniff> Speak up Shane
49:00 <KenKaniff> fgt
59:00 <Meharty> dematerialised
59:00 <Meharty> wake up mate
59:00 <Meharty> Serenity needs a fat program
05:00 <Meharty> we are all on ice
05:00 <Meharty> prodding
05:00 <Meharty> for the next Serenity weight loss 
20:00 <Lumeah> awwwww skirmy left. 
20:00 <Lumeah> ill cry. 
21:00 <Lumeah> :p
42:00 <under> anybody?
42:00 <Student> yes 
42:00 <Student> whatz up?
55:00 <Lumeah> hi.. under what? 
56:00 <under> how you doing guyss
56:00 <Lumeah> under cover? 
56:00 <Student> i am doing fine thank you 
03:00 <under> am drunk
03:00 <under> i got 2 strong beers
03:00 <under> got easily drunk
09:00 <Student> :)
10:00 <Student> is it safe to chat you when you are drunk?
20:00 <under> i wont give you my cc details
21:00 <Student> ha ha
21:00 <Student> you are taking so much time to respond
24:00 <under> sorry
24:00 <Student> it is ok
24:00 <Student> brb
24:00 <under> talking with two chicks also
26:00 <Student> enjoy yourself
55:00 <faux> sad sad fucks
56:00 <zaim> whom
57:00 <faux> those idiots above still talking shit about serenitys weight loss
57:00 <zaim> <Meharty> we are all on ice
58:00 <zaim> he seems proud of it too
58:00 <zaim> sticks and stones anyways
58:00 <zaim> sup faux why havent u slept in
03:00 <faux> i dont sleep in
03:00 <faux> im always up around 6-7
03:00 <faux> regardless of when i sleep
03:00 <faux> body clock
03:00 <faux> etc 
06:00 <zaim> im up at 6:30 and head out for breakfast on sundays
06:00 <zaim> and thats my day off
07:00 <zaim> you're gonna make a good wife one day
08:00 <faux> gross 
09:00 <zaim> are u lezo
09:00 <faux> lezos can get married lol
09:00 <faux> in some places.
09:00 <zaim> wife to a man
09:00 <faux> but no
09:00 <zaim> .
10:00 <faux> cbf for marriage
10:00 <zaim> im 31 and everyone tells me to hurry up
10:00 <faux> ye
10:00 <faux> the other day was me bday
10:00 <zaim> the more i hear it the longer ill prolong it
10:00 <faux> and dad said
10:00 <zaim> happy bday for the other day
10:00 <faux> i want grandkids yanno
10:00 <faux> im like look m8
10:00 <zaim> look pal
10:00 <faux> lol ty
11:00 <faux> i told him to wait for my sis
11:00 <faux>  (shes 3)
11:00 <zaim> lmao
11:00 <zaim> i have a brother
11:00 <zaim> (hes 35)
11:00 <faux> hot
11:00 <faux> pics
11:00 <zaim> married.
11:00 <faux> ffs
11:00 <zaim> check my insta
11:00 <faux> cbf scrolling
11:00 <zaim> actually ill find u 1 sec
11:00 <faux> just link me u jerk
11:00 <faux> ty
11:00 <zaim> knew u would say that lol
11:00 <faux> lolll
12:00 <zaim> https://www.instagram.com/p/BCDCN-mAL2g0spKVo8fnUUEHhF4OBoMD1lX0PE0/?taken-by=zaimc
12:00 <zaim> https://www.instagram.com/p/81cVzCAL-LDZUZ-oejqhvMdYL_Epdk46Kb9Ec0/?taken-by=zaimc
12:00 <zaim> https://www.instagram.com/p/8pmBXMgL6dZwsysLcc2NG8VhOWtGHRfVWXXTk0/?taken-by=zaimc
12:00 <zaim> thatll do
13:00 <zaim> https://www.instagram.com/p/8Sb5EwgL83CgMSo-27WXKlWtXhPUPBHBut3Io0/?taken-by=zaimc
13:00 <zaim> and this from summadayze dayz
14:00 <faux> pastes me his family album
14:00 <zaim> lol
14:00 <zaim> u asked for it
15:00 <faux> ok hes cut
15:00 <faux> e
15:00 <faux> but youre def cuter
15:00 <faux> soz brother
15:00 <zaim> ta
15:00 <zaim> hes married tho and im not
15:00 <faux> lol
15:00 <faux> that doesnt say much
15:00 <faux> just that hes an idiot
15:00 <zaim> hes on a 3month euro trip with his wife and im here on mirc
16:00 <faux> pix of his wife
16:00 <zaim> lol
16:00 <zaim> https://www.instagram.com/p/50Os7Tw6A0IFt4Dbpv-3JVQ8O5aPFbW6Q4fE40/?taken-by=jcurovic
16:00 <faux> doesnt work
17:00 <zaim> http://prntscr.com/bwow0a
17:00 <faux> hot damn
17:00 <faux> shes cute
18:00 <zaim> shes ok
18:00 <faux> lol
18:00 <faux> rude
18:00 <zaim> shes 1 of 4 sisters
18:00 <faux> are they hot
18:00 <faux> pics required
19:00 <zaim> ffs im not pasting anymore of my fam
19:00 <faux> but why
19:00 <zaim> truthfully
19:00 <faux> how else will i get to know them.
19:00 <zaim> cbf
19:00 <zaim> i gotta dig that shit up
19:00 <faux> lolll
19:00 <faux> show me mama zaim
19:00 <zaim> now u wanna c my mum u fkn for realzies
19:00 <zaim> u come over for dinner and u meet my momma like a real lady
19:00 <faux> LOLLLL
20:00 <faux> u buying my ticket
20:00 <zaim> tickets are cheap bro
20:00 <zaim> 1st class
20:00 <faux> idgaf
20:00 <zaim> 1 way
20:00 <zaim> cos u wont wanna go back
20:00 <faux> alriiiight
21:00 <faux> golly last time i met someones mum she asked me when we're going to the mosque to read the fetha or however u spell it
21:00 <faux> im lile relax lady ive been datin your son 5 months
21:00 <zaim> u dating a muslim boy?
22:00 <faux> i was
22:00 <faux> 38272 years ago
22:00 <zaim> that woulda been hard as
22:00 <faux> my last ex
22:00 <faux> havent dated anyone since
22:00 <faux> cos he ended up being a fuckwit
22:00 <zaim> they usually are
22:00 <faux> ok continuing in pm
23:00 <zaim> im sick of ur hasrassing shit in om
23:00 <zaim> pm
23:00 <Clarkson> oh, that place went to hell quick
23:00 <faux> you love it
45:00 <Skirmish> I had a dream last night that I caught someone trying to steal the wheels off my lancer. 
03:00 <British^Meat> What happened after that?
15:00 <Skirmish> They ran off naturally.
16:00 <Skirmish> Time to play some Just Cause 3 I think. 
16:00 <Skirmish> Might even order in some pizza. Lazy day ahead. 
17:00 <Skirmish> OR ... go to Woolies and get Chicken Tikka for lunch .... 
27:00 <British^Meat> just finished uncharted last night
28:00 <British^Meat> loved it :)
29:00 <Pumbaa> sup all?
31:00 <British^Meat> Uncharted
36:00 <quinn> Hi British^Meat 
37:00 <stompin> niggersawake?
38:00 <quinn> Breath the PRESSURE come play my game I'll test ya.
45:00 <MrMark> burp
46:00 <British^Meat> no, we arent
49:00 <MrMark> arent what?
21:00 <runner> rofl
21:00 <runner> the channel is shrinking again even more
21:00 <runner> Seems Serenity and co have scared off some more regulars
21:00 <runner> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
22:00 <stompin> yerp
22:00 <stompin> need some skanks to get there tits out
23:00 <runner> It's the losers who run this channel, Serenity and her loser sidekick faux, Doodle a major pedo then you have the likes of dematerialised and ShadowLurker making up numbers (the support network)
25:00 <stompin> lol
25:00 <runner> users like katatonic kate and johninja come and go, but are generally main stays and help keep up the numbers in Serenitys support network
26:00 <runner> Loof is okay, he has beef with dematerialised
26:00 <runner> TheRiddler a very well known sexual deviant also among the ranks of the top shelf losers
26:00 <stompin> seems u know every one 
36:00 <Loof> hey sez
36:00 <stompin> who was that
36:00 <Serenity> no idea
36:00 <stompin> seemed to know every one
36:00 <Serenity> but i just got home from hospital im not putting up with crap
37:00 <Loof> how did it go?
37:00 <Loof> no complications i hope
37:00 <Serenity> nah all went good
37:00 <Loof> irie
37:00 <Serenity> just got home about 5 mins ago gonna have a cuppa n try n sleep
38:00 <Loof> cool check my pic when you have time: http://i.imgur.com/WjsvCks.png
38:00 <stompin> i got some drugs fromt he doctor
38:00 <stompin> best sleep i had in years last 2 nights
39:00 <Doodle> wtf
39:00 <Doodle> i'm a major pedo now?
39:00 <Doodle> good grief
39:00 <stompin> yer bro major pedo who does skids 
39:00 <stompin> skids in ur jocks
40:00 <Doodle> :o
40:00 <Doodle> new tyres next week
40:00 <Doodle> skids this week
40:00 <stompin> i like ur style
40:00 <stompin> my cars going back to the panel shop
40:00 <Serenity> now im a loser who cant handle things without my team
40:00 <stompin> useless fucks cant even get the doors lined up right
40:00 <Serenity> wow these guys really need a fucking life
40:00 <Doodle> doors suck to get right
40:00 <Doodle> lol agreed sezz
41:00 <stompin> Doodle the worst part of the panel shop the manager could see it before he opened the door loo
41:00 <Doodle> spastics
41:00 <stompin> pretty sure my hole chassie wont be straight no more
41:00 <stompin> as soon as my lease is over shes getting traded
41:00 <stompin> problem is, theres nothing that really excites me to buy...
41:00 <Doodle> i've been looking at porsche caymans
42:00 <Doodle> they just brought out a new one so the old ones are cheap
42:00 <stompin> to be like poodleman
42:00 <Doodle> lol how is that being like that gay cunt
42:00 <Clarkson> what gives Nikky`? you had a shit day too?
43:00 <stompin> Doodle didnt his brother buy one?
43:00 <Doodle> lol no he bought a cayenne
43:00 <Doodle> 4wd
43:00 <Doodle> the cayman is the baby 911
43:00 <stompin> arh
43:00 <stompin> caman cayenne all the same
43:00 <Doodle> like a hardtop boxster
44:00 <stompin> hahaha
44:00 <stompin> how did old mate go with the 4wd
44:00 <stompin> did he get rid of it/
44:00 <Doodle> i dunno i hhavent spoken to them for months
44:00 <Doodle> -h
44:00 <Doodle> its been bliss
45:00 <stompin> lol
46:00 <stompin> my mate just got one of them v12 audi 4wd
46:00 <stompin> fuck it can haul ass
46:00 <Doodle> lol ye but theyre stupid and pointless
47:00 <Doodle> a tt v8 can do the same numbers with half the fuel these days
48:00 <stompin> its diesel bro
48:00 <stompin> he got it to tow the boat and take the kids to the snow
48:00 <Doodle> yeah
48:00 <Doodle> it still drinks fuel like a fucker
48:00 <Clarkson> dinners in oven bitch
48:00 <faux> whats for dinner clarky
49:00 <Clarkson> Waix, that's what we're saying ... 4/4 8 note housey shit is what everyone loves
49:00 <faux> k
49:00 <stompin> i wonder what the running costs would be like on a td v6 cayenne
49:00 <Doodle> hi fauxypoos
49:00 <faux> hi love
49:00 <Doodle> whats happening
49:00 <faux> imy hru
49:00 <faux> nommuch eating souo
49:00 <Doodle> i'm ok same old
50:00 <Doodle> not eating souo
51:00 <Doodle> i got a ginormous cramp in me calf during the night and had to jump out of bed and stretch it out
51:00 <Doodle> now its spasming like crazy
51:00 <Doodle> i wish me dick would do that
54:00 <Serenity> oh ffs really
57:00 <couleurs> Hi Room
07:00 <stompin> time to pay some bills S
10:00 <MrMark> hi sexeee
10:00 <couleurs> Is Everyone Drunk and Passed Out Yet?
11:00 <stompin> Doodle get some vigara
14:00 <Loof> yeah get vigara Doodle it's a new thing noone has heard of
15:00 <zaim> vigara wtf
15:00 <Loof> ikr
15:00 <Loof> think it meant viagra
16:00 <Loof> tradies shouldn't be allowed near keyboards
22:00 <zaim> im a tradie
22:00 <zaim> x computer tech of 10 years
24:00 <Loof> i dont count IT people as tradies
25:00 <Loof> most tradies are illiterate and obsess over shoptalk
27:00 <Loof> hey Matlester
31:00 <Loof> bbl
32:00 <Matthew> good. fuck off.
43:00 <morgoth> It support will end up being a job like a an electrician or a plumber
52:00 <couleurs> s'garn
07:00 <zaim> scarnon
08:00 <couleurs> u bayeotey
10:00 <zaim> im gonna say yes
10:00 <morgoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGF-HqdKZlQ
10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: EinstÃ¼rzende Neubauten - Weil Weil Weil Views: 419,628 Uploader: ErdKonglomerat Uploaded: Jan 5, 2009 Duration: 5m5s Rating: 4.91
12:00 <faux> https://imgur.com/gallery/D4d61Gi
12:00 <faux> mm what a bod
15:00 <couleurs> so many comic book trailers out 2 day wow stop it pls
20:00 <zaim> id stick my fingers in her bum
22:00 <faux> Will it stop my banana from going soft? https://imgur.com/gallery/vZmrH
22:00 <faux> lol
26:00 <quinn> I push my fingers into myyyyy, eyesssss
28:00 <I-Stephen> z
32:00 <Serenity> its the only thing that slowly stops the ache
35:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
36:00 <couleurs> Hallo
39:00 <morgoth> ok, so like, here is my business pitch.... miniature doomsday clocks. you buy a miniature doomsday clock and you dont have to get ripped off winding other people up, you can windin up your miniature doomsday clock as much as you want
48:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/hrtq5jSdg0g
48:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Donald Trump Nail Art Tutorial Views: 603,716 Uploader: Simply Nailogical Uploaded: Jul 23, 2016 Duration: 5m17s Rating: 4.75
50:00 <faux> z
54:00 <GoldSpade> oh by the way fax there says nothing in the rules about clones
55:00 <faux> ok?
55:00 <faux> who the fuck mentiones clones
55:00 <faux> 12:37] -  [ Server Rulz ]
55:00 <faux> [12:37] -   * Bots which mimic or replace AustNet services are not permitted.
55:00 <faux> [12:37] -   * Only two (2) concurrent connections per address.
55:00 <faux> [12:37] -   * No Flooding, Spamming, or Harrassing other users.
56:00 <GoldSpade> not everything is a bot fax
56:00 <GoldSpade> which contradicts the second statement
57:00 <morgoth> sometimes people lurk and only chat in pm
57:00 <GoldSpade> thats right morgoth
58:00 <morgoth> nothing wrong with being discreet
58:00 <GoldSpade> yep not at all
59:00 <GoldSpade> and the rule about abuse and harrassment is false
59:00 <GoldSpade> as well
59:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/qR4ksTR.jpg
59:00 <couleurs> NiCe PoSTeR
00:00 <GoldSpade> who is watching afl
03:00 <dematerialised> good morning faggots
05:00 <GoldSpade> afternoon
05:00 <GoldSpade> heh
07:00 <morgoth> I caughth the afl scores before
07:00 <dematerialised> i caught a pokemon before
09:00 <faux> what
09:00 <faux> is that a blair witch 2
10:00 <faux> i bloody hope not
10:00 <couleurs> 3
10:00 <faux> what 
10:00 <faux> theres a 2?!
10:00 <faux>  why
10:00 <couleurs> their was a squeakweal
10:00 <faux> first one was so bad
10:00 <couleurs> it was bad
10:00 <couleurs> first 1 was good
10:00 <faux> i can imagine 
11:00 <faux> what
11:00 <faux> i hated it
11:00 <faux> it was so boring
11:00 <faux> is it same people diff stpry
11:00 <faux> or diff people
11:00 <couleurs> it was like the first mainstream found footage thing and people thought it was real
12:00 <couleurs> also it cost like $24k to make and it made like $200m
12:00 <faux> i see
12:00 <faux> lol wow
12:00 <faux> thats nutd
12:00 <faux> s
12:00 <couleurs> no wonder the original directors/writers aren't doing shit they living on their own island now
12:00 <faux> lol bad
13:00 <couleurs> this sequel looks like the 1st movie LETS GO BACK TO THE WOODS OK
13:00 <faux> zz
13:00 <couleurs> except they had hd cameras now and special effects
13:00 <faux> i reallY did notnlike the first one
13:00 <couleurs> have***
13:00 <faux> it wasnso boring
13:00 <faux> oh no someonenmoved some rocks
13:00 <faux> lets scream
13:00 <faux> k
14:00 <faux> did u move the rocks
14:00 <faux> no.
14:00 <faux> k
14:00 <doctor> I am the blared witch
14:00 <faux> *heavy breathinninto camera*
14:00 <couleurs> the crew were fucking with the actors so most of it is pretty genuine scares
15:00 <couleurs> the teaser for this new 1 was good
15:00 <couleurs> better than the official traielr
16:00 <couleurs> trailer***
18:00 <stompin> dematerialised pokemon aids u mean
18:00 <dematerialised> should I have used a condom?
18:00 <stompin> depends on what ur fucking
18:00 <Clarkson> meh. fuck those guys
19:00 <dematerialised> woosh
22:00 <TheRiddler> the 2nd movie wasn't found footage and was lame as hell
24:00 <couleurs> yea apparently the studio ruined it 
24:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyaifOjG4CE
24:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: LEGO Batman Trailer - Comic Con 2016 Views: 23,958 Uploader: IGN Uploaded: Jul 24, 2016 Duration: 2m34s Rating: 4.96
26:00 <TheRiddler> looks good
26:00 <TheRiddler> hai wondermelia
26:00 <TheRiddler> [13:24] <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyaifOjG4CE
26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: LEGO Batman Trailer - Comic Con 2016 Views: 24,030 Uploader: IGN Uploaded: Jul 24, 2016 Duration: 2m34s Rating: 4.96
26:00 <amelia> haiii washeh
26:00 <amelia> LEGOOOOOO
27:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHCp_GpThAE
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them Trailer - Comic Con 2016 Views: 16,735 Uploader: IGN Uploaded: Jul 23, 2016 Duration: 2m33s Rating: 4.90
29:00 <amelia> I feel like baking a cake
29:00 <amelia> but then I'll eat it
29:00 <amelia> all
29:00 <couleurs> yep all the comic books are turning into movies now i'm so excited about it
30:00 <faux> lmao
30:00 <faux> TheRiddler: are you watching the dragons game
31:00 <faux> i mean are you going to watch
31:00 <TheRiddler> yes
31:00 <TheRiddler> is it on
31:00 <faux> soon
31:00 <faux> we're having a bbq
32:00 <amelia> are we all invitee
32:00 <amelia> i can bring a cake
32:00 <TheRiddler> cool
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
32:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia0gJ18YpWw
33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Wonder Woman Trailer - Comic Con 2016 Views: 84,932 Uploader: IGN Uploaded: Jul 23, 2016 Duration: 2m56s Rating: 4.89
34:00 <Doodle> BIT FUCKING NIPPY
36:00 <Matthew> generally cold with showers
36:00 <Doodle> ye
36:00 <TheRon> maybe a pipe will warm you up
37:00 <Matthew> Bettina will warm you up
40:00 <stompin> got to the fridge to get someting to eat
41:00 <stompin> come back with a beer
42:00 <TheRon> it's something to eat
42:00 <TheRon> it has barley and hops
42:00 <Doodle> lol bettina
42:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z46cMJv5_bU
42:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kong: Skull Island Trailer - Comic Con 2016 Views: 113,691 Uploader: IGN Uploaded: Jul 23, 2016 Duration: 2m26s Rating: 4.90
43:00 <Matthew> go swans tbh!
45:00 <couleurs> told u
48:00 <faux> i wanna know wtf GoldSpade is on about
48:00 <couleurs> Hi Room
48:00 <TheRon> i just wanna what he's on
48:00 <faux> why is he discussing clones with me 
48:00 <faux> like i mentioned them at all
48:00 <faux> lol
48:00 <couleurs> he's on flakka
48:00 <GoldSpade> forget it fax
48:00 <TheRon> he's discussing clowns
49:00 <faux> golly
49:00 <faux> and stay out
53:00 <TheRon> i don't like cricket
54:00 <TheRon> oh no
54:00 <TheRon> i love it
54:00 <couleurs> me 2
56:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjiCmfcjVwA
56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: King Arthur: Legend of the Sword Trailer - Comic Con 2016 Views: 55,646 Uploader: IGN Uploaded: Jul 23, 2016 Duration: 2m46s Rating: 4.73
57:00 <TheRiddler> excalibur excalibur whenever you like a king, I'm looking for him, I'm going to California.﻿
57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <TheRon> go port
04:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzKMuViLx58
04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Justice League Trailer - Comic Con 2016 Views: 149,305 Uploader: IGN Uploaded: Jul 23, 2016 Duration: 2m46s Rating: 4.84
04:00 <couleurs> go da dees
04:00 <TheRon> already lost
05:00 <dematerialised> good mronign faggots
05:00 <TheRiddler> I saw out of all those trailers lego batman is the best
05:00 <TheRon> talking to yourself again
05:00 <dematerialised> no i am talking to all of you TheRon
06:00 <couleurs> :)
06:00 <dematerialised> we are all faggots, metaphorically speaking
06:00 <TheRiddler> then fantastical beasts
07:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
07:00 <couleurs> loooooooooooooooooool
07:00 <TheRon> Rikki don't lose that number
08:00 <President_Trump> MILO
08:00 <Doodle> 408
08:00 <TheRon> all lit up?
09:00 <Doodle> like an xmas tree
09:00 <TheRon> nice
10:00 <TheRon> come along mr meldrum, Humdrum isn't going to just host itself you know
12:00 <President_Trump> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cn_e2hJWYAAp4HV.jpg
14:00 <couleurs> RiP EvErYone
15:00 <TheRiddler> oh good
15:00 <TheRiddler> didn't miss anything
15:00 <TheRiddler> go dragons
15:00 <TheRon> go storm
16:00 <dematerialised> couleurs: http://imgur.com/gallery/TX34L
16:00 <TheRiddler> nice
17:00 <TheRiddler> tigers lost the ball
17:00 <couleurs> go da dees
18:00 <Matthew> I love Cold Power washing liquid
18:00 <TheRiddler> TRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
19:00 <dematerialised> brick are you just looking at things in the room and saying you love them?
19:00 <dematerialised> wb Loof
19:00 <couleurs> yea that episode was a 12/10
19:00 <Loof> my latest creation: http://i.imgur.com/f9gSHWm.jpg
20:00 <Loof> this afternoon
23:00 <dematerialised> i like the colours
23:00 <TheRiddler> faux
23:00 <TheRiddler> oh she's away
24:00 <TheRon> check out the tits on couleurs
24:00 <Loof> ty :)
24:00 <dematerialised> i reckon he's got small firm perky ones
24:00 <couleurs> that mclaren sk8erboi video is FaKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
24:00 <couleurs> nearly 8m views... that's a lot of money
25:00 <dematerialised> thats how i make my millions
25:00 <dematerialised> youtube monetisation
25:00 <President_Trump> what is dingo show?
25:00 <President_Trump> Loof is HIGH ENERGY
25:00 <Loof> ty :)
25:00 <President_Trump> demut is LOW ENERGY
26:00 <Loof> actually i changed the font colors around
26:00 <Loof> http://i.imgur.com/lu77hsV.jpg
26:00 <TheRiddler> nice
26:00 <TheRiddler> they lost the ball again
28:00 <TheRiddler> booo
29:00 <couleurs> ok
31:00 <Matthew> go eagles!
31:00 <couleurs> go da dees
31:00 <Loof> hey Matlester
32:00 <Matthew> really original there... 
32:00 <Loof> want something original?
32:00 <Loof> how about i write you a song?
32:00 <President_Trump> hi matty how are things mate?
32:00 <Matthew> nah, you're just a douchebag ... overdue on the ignore list I think
32:00 <Loof> totally original, my very own creation Matthew?
33:00 <Loof> ok here goes
33:00 <Loof> Don’t need to watch your masturbation
33:00 <Loof> Don’t need to see your saggy balls
33:00 <Loof> Ejaculation in the classroom, Matthew leave them kids alone
33:00 <Loof> Hey Matthew, leave them kids alone
33:00 <Loof> All in all you’re just a, nother dick through the wall
33:00 <Loof> i wrote it just for you
33:00 <Loof> do you feel special?
33:00 <faux> hi
33:00 <faux> sorryvwas eating 
33:00 <faux> watching footy npw w me cousins
33:00 <faux> dad is yelling
34:00 <dematerialised> did you have that saved in notepad too?
34:00 <Loof> might have
34:00 <Loof> best to be prepared
34:00 <Loof> dib dib dib dob dob dob
34:00 <couleurs> tell him i said hi
35:00 <Loof> hey Matthew how's the bombers going?
36:00 <couleurs> yawn
36:00 <President_Trump> lol the bombers
36:00 <President_Trump> werent they those drug cheats?
36:00 <Loof> oh he's doing his gaynore
36:00 <Loof> what a homo
36:00 <Loof> feel sorry for the kids he "looks after"
37:00 <Loof> <Matthew> so tempted to download pokemon but i know i will get awfully addictive so cbf
37:00 <Loof> <Loof> I love kids and have respect for them, it’s fun to see the innocent things kids do/like
37:00 <Loof> <Matthew> i work with 10-13 year olds... when i hear them talk about it, i don't want to be associated with stuff they do/like
37:00 <Loof> <Loof> scared of how it will look? Wise “tbh”
37:00 <TheRon> say hi to your mum for me
39:00 <Matthew> a. pretty sad you had a song prepared for me next time I log on ... b. probably even more sad you save my logs from weeks ago to then paste again when it suits you... c. you're a really nasty/critical person but I guess your keyboard warrior nature makes up for your complete lack of manhood IRL so keep it up if I can bring a minimal bit of pleasure to your...
39:00 <Matthew> otherwise dreary and dull existence, then so be it.
39:00 <Loof> oh ive got more
39:00 <Loof> ready for them darling?
39:00 <Loof> relax precious
39:00 <Matthew> enjoy your 'online' life mate, you have none in real life. jump off a bridge mate and do us taxpayers a favour. ciao xx
40:00 <Loof> hahaha
40:00 <Loof> BAHAHAHAHAHA
40:00 <Loof> rage
40:00 <faux> he said hi couleurs 
41:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllll
41:00 <President_Trump> standard matty rage
41:00 <Loof> ownt
41:00 <Loof> lol
41:00 <Loof> such a fag
41:00 <couleurs> :)))))))
41:00 <couleurs> bone swar
42:00 <Loof> imaged the state of his poor dildo
42:00 <Loof> i bet there's flys
42:00 <faux> llllop
42:00 <faux> l
42:00 <quinn> k
43:00 <Loof> i've got a word document types up that has a response for every on of the predictable comebacks his peabrain can think of
43:00 <Loof> it's like 3 pages
43:00 <couleurs> k
44:00 <Loof> i want him to have a massive hissyfit like deut did
44:00 <Loof> demut*
44:00 <Loof> and get all ragey
44:00 <Loof> anyway parenting to do, demut is the next chapter
44:00 <Doodle> faux how do u fit over 9000 people in the house
44:00 <faux> hshaehuehseubkgvjk
44:00 <faux> etc
44:00 <Doodle> oh
45:00 <couleurs> Lol
46:00 <couleurs> #1 Dad
46:00 <dematerialised> agreed
46:00 <dematerialised> and lol @ him thinking i was even close to hissy fitting
46:00 <dematerialised> im only disappointed that all his therapy in hospital seems to have done him no good
46:00 <dematerialised> i think his home environment isn't conducive to his mental wellbeing to be honest
47:00 <couleurs> pretty sure he had a hissy fit there cos Matthew left and he couldn't use any of his comebacks
47:00 <couleurs> Poor Fella
47:00 <dematerialised> haha
48:00 <couleurs> Loof=Bill
48:00 <dematerialised> maybe he has siphillis? isn't delisions of grandeur one of the symptoms?
48:00 <dematerialised> maybe ling wa has been sleeping around?
48:00 <couleurs> Loof, if you died... would n e 1 care?
49:00 <dematerialised> he can't answer
49:00 <TheRon> sucky sucky $5?
49:00 <dematerialised> he's gone now
49:00 <couleurs> mr robot is love, mr robot is life
49:00 <dematerialised> correct
49:00 <couleurs> SHUT UP GOING TO COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO MY DISSTRAX.txt
49:00 <dematerialised> Loof's Greatest Hits Vol. 1
49:00 <couleurs> opps caps
49:00 <dematerialised> now playing on XeNu RaDiO
49:00 <couleurs> lmao
50:00 <TheRon> i'm warming up for the game tonight
50:00 <faux> lol
50:00 <dematerialised> im just warming up full stop
50:00 <faux> loof actually pmd ne yesti
50:00 <faux> me*
50:00 <dematerialised> it's fucking cold
50:00 <faux> linking me to a meditation file hes been using
50:00 <TheRon> 3rd stubbie feeling pretty warm
51:00 <dematerialised> nice
51:00 <dematerialised> i have no beer
51:00 <dematerialised> only gentlemans
51:00 <dematerialised> lol faux
51:00 <faux> to help him w anxiety etc and aaid i might find it useful
51:00 <faux> was actually nice
51:00 <faux> lol
51:00 <dematerialised> of course he is
51:00 <dematerialised> he's sucking dick
51:00 <Clarkson> you dont know fuck about me kid
51:00 <TheRon> faux having moroccan lamb tonight
51:00 <dematerialised> so that he doesn't get banned
51:00 <faux> maybe
51:00 <faux> but weve spoken about anx before
51:00 <couleurs> he's not even talented... that dingo thing... what even is it
51:00 <faux> so it was a nice gesture 
51:00 <TheRon> found this moroccan stock stuff
51:00 <faux> nice ron
51:00 <faux> i have soup
52:00 <TheRon> turtle soup?
52:00 <faux> i just smashef some seeet potato and cabbage salad for me snack
52:00 <faux> sweet&
52:00 <faux> no lamb and veg soup
52:00 <dematerialised> that sounds healthy
52:00 <TheRon> ahh lamb
52:00 <dematerialised> and probably tasty
52:00 <TheRon> i make lamb soup after having lamb shanks
53:00 <dematerialised> i only make poop :(
53:00 <faux> it is v tasty
53:00 <dematerialised> has goldspade been naughty?
53:00 <faux> i like how they rejoin as soon as they get unbanned
53:00 <faux> how do they even know
53:00 <couleurs> who even is GoldSpade 
53:00 <faux> put their stove timer on
53:00 <faux> fpr 1 hout
53:00 <faux> r
53:00 <dematerialised> lol
54:00 <faux> then rejoin whennitgoes off
54:00 <TheRon> goldspade needs to go and sit in the corner and have a think about it
54:00 <couleurs> Nice 1
54:00 <faux> goldspoof kept calling me fax and hes not couelurs so i didntnlike it
54:00 <faux> also hes annoying
54:00 <faux> and talkin about clones
54:00 <dematerialised> I thought GoldSpade was a Generally Good Guy™
54:00 <faux> no
54:00 <faux> no.
54:00 <faux> he can gth
54:00 <couleurs> Ding! Ovens Ready, Rejoin #Melbourne 2 Get Roasted #osnap #yeabich #noucantsitwitus
55:00 <faux> lmao
55:00 <dematerialised> no girls aloud
55:00 <faux> fries over guys 
55:00 <faux> das my motti
55:00 <faux> o
55:00 <TheRon> nah that girl group is shit
55:00 <dematerialised> haha
55:00 <Clarkson> you're so fucking gay awolf
55:00 <faux> ehe clarky
55:00 <Clarkson> holy shit faux is actually jesus
55:00 <faux> oh
55:00 <faux> ye
55:00 <dematerialised> faux is actually madonna herself
55:00 <faux> ty clarky
55:00 <Clarkson> Attila is a sadist
55:00 <faux> what is dematerialised clarkson
55:00 <Clarkson> it takes a sick perverted mind to come up and with and suspect all that shit
56:00 <faux> o
56:00 <TheRon> attila was just fighting for his ppl
56:00 <faux> p p p paw paw paw patrol
56:00 <dematerialised> to become dematerialised is to become free of physical substance.
56:00 <faux> paw patrol we're on a roll 
56:00 <dematerialised> or to replace (physical records or certificates) with a paperless computerized system.
56:00 <faux> what.
56:00 <faux> stop it
56:00 <TheRon> my nephew likes the teletubbies
57:00 <dematerialised> infact you could say dematerialised is ethereal
59:00 <dematerialised> dematerialised is a bot on AustNet
59:00 <couleurs> n e other goss?
00:00 <Doodle> ye
01:00 <CrIp> wow u are that leet u can add mode +b to ur user mode
01:00 <CrIp> when i turn 12 i wanna be just like u
01:00 <couleurs> :)
01:00 <Doodle> i need a report from a market research company but they want $6000
01:00 <Doodle> any tips
01:00 <faux> set their office on fire
02:00 <CrIp>  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6byaTlhGJXM
02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dillon Francis & NGHTMRE - Need You Views: 1,221,501 Uploader: DillonFrancisVideos Uploaded: May 9, 2016 Duration: 5m50s Rating: 4.92
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <Loof> then eat their kids
02:00 <TheRiddler> booo
02:00 <TheRon> offer them some weed
02:00 <Loof> :P
02:00 <TheRiddler> damn dragons
02:00 <Doodle> u set their office on fire
02:00 <Doodle> theyre in syd
02:00 <TheRon> set fire by proxy nice
02:00 <Loof> cmon baby light my fire
03:00 <Loof> ty to set these guys on fireeeeeeee
04:00 <CrIp> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35bmc1vWfqo
04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hermitude - Vibration (Official Music Video) Views: 29,337 Uploader: Hermitude Uploaded: Jun 22, 2016 Duration: 3m42s Rating: 4.88
04:00 <Doodle> oh nm i can do me own research for free they just told me how they got their data
04:00 <Doodle> SUCKERS
05:00 <CrIp> its me m8 ken kaniff from connecticut
05:00 <faux> COULEURS
05:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/hjZUMhaUc_I
05:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: How to make ATM Piggy Bank for Kids Views: 1,644,566 Uploader: CreativeIdeas Uploaded: Jun 27, 2016 Duration: 4m16s Rating: 4.86
05:00 <Loof> use this on em Doodle: http://webscraper.io/
05:00 <faux> watch the first 20 seconds 
06:00 <faux> lol
06:00 <Loof> make them pay
06:00 <Doodle> jesus
07:00 <couleurs> lol he just stops talking after
07:00 <Loof> hey monsieur pissy pntz do U TLK lIk DIS on yor resume? iz dat Y you're a janitor?
07:00 <couleurs> why would i want to make this what am i an iphone factory
08:00 <TheRon> john waite - missing you
08:00 <KenKaniff> automated piece of shit
08:00 <Clarkson> i cant look @ peoples faces on the shit
09:00 <Loof> U dun evN nEd NEthing intRStN 2 sA wen U TLK lIk this, aL d chicks wiL dig it
09:00 <TheRon> i see a red door and i want it painted black
10:00 <Doodle> see that, channel 7 chopper, nothing
10:00 <couleurs> he made a kids skimming machine!!!!!!!!
11:00 <President_Trump> PARTY PIES
11:00 <faux> lolol
11:00 <faux> hes so smart
11:00 <faux> aka indian
11:00 <faux> get out goldspade
12:00 <couleurs> LollyCock type /s and you get ops ok trust me
13:00 <couleurs> Loof go take ya meds m8 u tweakin' again
13:00 <couleurs> 2 in 1 SWIPE
13:00 <faux> lol.
13:00 <faux> oh dear.
13:00 <faux> ok im watching this indian guys vids
14:00 <Loof> latest addition to my portfolio, dingo show returns! http://i.imgur.com/lu77hsV.jpg
14:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/GIPVXdO7Mzw
14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: How to make Coin Sorting Piggy Bank Views: 85,908 Uploader: CreativeIdeas Uploaded: Jul 4, 2016 Duration: 3m43s Rating: 4.84
14:00 <Loof> Loof can design
15:00 <dematerialised> Crip why are you so angry
15:00 <dematerialised> you need to have a wank i think
15:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
15:00 <dematerialised> hihi TheRiddler
15:00 <President_Trump> CrIp still trying to get lish pussy
15:00 <couleurs> yea and stop pasting shitty music links 2 pls
15:00 <dematerialised> yeah what he said
15:00 <TheRiddler> Stfu trump
16:00 <couleurs> what is this #triplej?
16:00 <dematerialised> keep your crappy songs to your XeNu RaDiO playlist plz
16:00 <couleurs> ye
16:00 <TheRiddler> Going to see star trek tonight
16:00 <dematerialised> there's a new movie?
16:00 <Loof> and here's the logo version: https://twitter.com/nextawebdesign/status/756790286777405441
17:00 <TheRiddler> Yes
17:00 <dematerialised> i had no idea
17:00 <dematerialised> wonder if it's going to be shitlike the last one
17:00 <dematerialised> i look forward to your tiggiers review
17:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
18:00 <TheRiddler> From the trailer it looks more action
18:00 <couleurs> snorting piggy bank
18:00 <Loof> if you need any logos banners or flyers done let me know Doodle, free of course
19:00 <TheRiddler> Hopefully it's good
19:00 <dematerialised> yeah
19:00 <dematerialised> i dont mind watching old trek but i have not seen a single movie i liked
19:00 <TheRiddler> Didn't mind the last movie
19:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/OwRewtXZJm8
19:00 <faux> HAHAHAHAA
19:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: How to make a purse using newspaper Views: 66,796 Uploader: CreativeIdeas Uploaded: May 25, 2016 Duration: 10m51s Rating: 4.86
19:00 <faux> what is this.
19:00 <faux> also hes talking in this one
19:00 <Doodle> cheers Loof but i do me own illustrations
19:00 <Loof> nice
19:00 <Loof> can i see?
20:00 <TheRiddler> Star trek nemesis is the best 1
21:00 <Loof> here's one of my vector illustrations :) https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11150536_10152948468079858_8346499572126680158_n.jpg?oh=a375abeffe3baab6012fb04e9934b29a&oe=58190E3E
21:00 <Doodle> awes
21:00 <Doodle> i do them by hand
21:00 <Doodle> i dont have anything recent scanned
21:00 <Doodle> oo that rhymes
21:00 <Loof> cool with a pencil?
21:00 <Loof> i lost my mechanical pencil :(
22:00 <Doodle> pens and ink usually
22:00 <Loof> nice
22:00 <Doodle> or collages etc
22:00 <Serenity> rooodles
22:00 <Loof> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153389039569858&set=pb.672104857.-2207520000.1469344836.&type=3&theater
22:00 <Doodle> hai sezzypoos
22:00 <Doodle> nice one
23:00 <Loof> here's the telemarketer i did with a stylus: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153455011889858&set=pb.672104857.-2207520000.1469344833.&type=3&theater
23:00 <Serenity> im trying to get turbo to shut the front door but he wont
23:00 <Doodle> that link doesnt work
23:00 <Serenity> selfish fuck
23:00 <TheRon> nobody told me there'd be days like these
23:00 <Clarkson> too hot to have a wank so chatting here
23:00 <Doodle> lol sezz
24:00 <Loof> telemarketer: https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/11062123_10153455011889858_9199579563933317065_o.jpg
24:00 <Loof> and this is me: https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtf1/t31.0-8/10265322_10153453128509858_8693898189493566937_o.jpg
25:00 <TheRon> telemarketing is the work of the devil\
25:00 <Loof> and this is just a nigga: https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12391316_10153452693564858_8762904172056841643_n.jpg?oh=37729cf5a6c84ff4aea1387119cc2ae1&oe=5825F88D
25:00 <Doodle> haha
26:00 <Doodle> i was a telemarketer for like 10yrs TheRon
26:00 <TheRon> poor bastard
28:00 <TheRon> go port adelaide
29:00 <Loof> this is the type of people around Springvale, caught these two fuckers hanging around my driveway casing the joint: https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xla1/v/t1.0-9/13718513_10153943278104858_8427667533588272432_n.jpg?oh=abb083d222870d35fc82fd1e280dfe7d&oe=57E9DDD1&__gda__=1478387719_66ee64a2a3fb3f28dccb4dbc2c353b7d
29:00 <Loof> moving soon fuck this area
29:00 <Clarkson> i wanna feel your hard cock in my arse
29:00 <Serenity> jesus Clarkson
29:00 <Clarkson> yea paint cost a shit load
30:00 <faux>   hey sez
30:00 <faux> how u feeling 
30:00 <Loof> how's pokemon going Matlester, used an lures yet?
30:00 <Serenity> heya im a bit tender but mostly good
30:00 <TheRon> Matthew: hows the tips?
30:00 <Serenity> it doesnt hurt to eat anymore!
31:00 <Loof> nice
31:00 <Serenity> hows ur leg
31:00 <Matthew> 6/8 so far ... missed Geelong & St Kilda
31:00 <Matthew> tipped Port in the other game
31:00 <Loof> gambling
31:00 <TheRon> so far so good
31:00 <Loof> awesome
31:00 <faux> loof
32:00 <faux> can you play nice and not call him matlester pls
32:00 <faux> ty
32:00 <Loof> no worries
32:00 <faux> thats good sez
32:00 <faux> leg is still sore as fuck
32:00 <Serenity> :( u need a butt massage
32:00 <faux> i rubbed some ice gel on it
32:00 <faux> it helped a bit
32:00 <TheRon> awesome simon and garfunkel
33:00 <zaim> http://i.imgur.com/hYIdh6A.gifv
33:00 <TheRon> cecilia
33:00 <couleurs> NiCe
34:00 <dematerialised> lol
34:00 <Loof> i better go shower bbl. stay IRIE Doodle, faux and Sez, love you guys <3
34:00 <TheRon> what was the score last night re victory v juve?
34:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <faux> oh ye
35:00 <amelia> your friend is weird
35:00 <Serenity> i want to go shower for 64 years
35:00 <couleurs> hey what about TheRiddler, amelia and me Loof u psychopath god damn it 
35:00 <amelia> why doesn't he like us
35:00 <TheRon> i got snubbed!
35:00 <amelia> stay dorky TheRiddler and cereals, hate chu guys xoxo
35:00 <couleurs> idk :(
36:00 <TheRon> alright cartman, geez
36:00 <couleurs> <Loof> hey monsieur pissy pntz do U TLK lIk DIS on yor resume? iz dat Y you're a janitor? 
36:00 <amelia> monsieur pissy pants cracks me up every time
37:00 <couleurs> i don't even type like that tho
37:00 <TheRon> is that a spongebob squarepants reference?
37:00 <amelia> but you are a pissy pants?
37:00 <couleurs> YEA
37:00 <couleurs> probably, that retard has a kid
38:00 <TheRon> of hisown?
39:00 <couleurs> yea a mini me
39:00 <TheRon> no no don't eat mr bigglesworth, love him stroke him........
41:00 <couleurs> FaT^TaYLoR^PaNTs
41:00 <TheRon> i'll never be your beast of burden
44:00 <couleurs> teenage mutant ninja turtles the prequel...
46:00 <President_Trump> <Matthew> i work with 10-13 year olds... when i hear them talk about it, i don't want to be associated with stuff they do/like
46:00 <TheRiddler> faux tell the dragons to stop sucking
46:00 <faux> ok
46:00 <TheRiddler> thanks
46:00 <TheRiddler> it worked
46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
46:00 <faux> lol
47:00 <TheRiddler> now they aren't down by 16
48:00 <TheRiddler> knock on
48:00 <dematerialised> it's ok im back
48:00 <TheRiddler> cool
48:00 <TheRiddler> found any pokemans
48:00 <dematerialised> negative
49:00 <TheRiddler> oh
49:00 <TheRiddler> I'm going out at 8:30 for a hunt
49:00 <dematerialised> if i left now i could get to albany by then
49:00 <dematerialised> haha
49:00 <dematerialised> actually i probably couldnt without speeding
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <couleurs> stop pedoing pls
50:00 <dematerialised> hmm, google says 4hrs 27 minutes
50:00 <dematerialised> so maybe
50:00 <TheRiddler> totally doable 
51:00 <TheRiddler> depending caravaners and trucks
51:00 <dematerialised> doubt there would be many during off season
52:00 <KenKaniff> dematerialised
52:00 <KenKaniff> dematerialised: how are you?
57:00 <Tiggier> hallo
58:00 <couleurs> Hi Tiggier
58:00 <couleurs> Bye TheTiggler
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <TheRiddler> forgot I had my mobile connected
58:00 <TheRon> you give love a bad name
58:00 <dematerialised> hi Matthew we were just talking about you
00:00 <Matthew> lovely
01:00 <couleurs> i'm always connected... even when i'm not here
01:00 <TheRiddler> well that suck
04:00 <TheRon> peter gabriel - in your eyes, what movie is that from?
05:00 <couleurs> da boombox
05:00 <TheRon> yes, but what movie is it
05:00 <couleurs> say anything
06:00 <TheRon> that's the one, thank you
06:00 <couleurs> starreing john cumsak directed by cammy crowes
06:00 <TheRon> great actor
06:00 <TheRon> hello, i love you, won't you tell me your name
09:00 <TheRon> was cusack in con air?
09:00 <couleurs> yea
11:00 <TheRon> have BvB made themselves better this offseason?
11:00 <couleurs> yea
11:00 <TheRon> so nice to see geelong sitting in 3rd
12:00 <couleurs> they've bought like 8 players now
12:00 <couleurs> sold 3
12:00 <TheRiddler> go da dees
12:00 <TheRon> busy
12:00 <couleurs> they beat man utd 4-1 last night in china in the pre season friendly shit
12:00 <TheRiddler> when does amsy come back
13:00 <couleurs> bvb euro champiens confrimed
13:00 <Matthew> will be even nicer to see 16 other clubs call this season a 'failure' when Hawthorn win the GF... AGAIN...
13:00 <Matthew> the other one... Essendon... will enjoy pick 1 in both drafts
13:00 <TheRon> only takes one fuck up in the finals
14:00 <couleurs> idk soon i hope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14:00 <Matthew> you're right... but when you are Hawthorn, that won't happen
14:00 <TheRon> one can dream
15:00 <TheRon> yes, go dees
15:00 <TheRon> got a feeling a pacy team like tthe dogs will give them trouble
15:00 <Matthew> the Dogs will be out in Week One
15:00 <Matthew> you are lucky you are playing them next week with half their side now injured
16:00 <couleurs> go da dees
16:00 <under> manu 1 - 4 bvb
16:00 <couleurs> YEA
16:00 <under> juve's in melb
16:00 <under> i cant believe that
16:00 <under> wanna go there man
16:00 <couleurs> yes it's on tonight
16:00 <under> are they playing tonite?
16:00 <couleurs> yes it's on tv
16:00 <TheRon> thrashed them with a full side
16:00 <Matthew> you only played them a month ago... how ridiculous
17:00 <under> lol
17:00 <under> im not gonna watch that
17:00 <couleurs> is the whole squad here?
17:00 <couleurs> bvb had every1 it was weird
17:00 <under> no
17:00 <couleurs> but they were rotated
17:00 <under> guys from national team are still on vacation
17:00 <couleurs> yea gay
17:00 <TheRon> the geniuses that make up the draw
18:00 <TheRon> make em play 12 months of the year damn it
18:00 <under> no
18:00 <Matthew> I've been having issues with my internet ALL day
18:00 <Matthew> I went out for lunch but before I went my Netflix suddenly turned off and claimed I had no connection
18:00 <Matthew> then it come back on REALLY slow
18:00 <TheRon> i find with telstra, the weekends are the worst
19:00 <Matthew> I come home and it was intermittant slow... then quick... then none at all... then quick... etc
19:00 <Matthew> intermittent*
19:00 <TheRon> we haven't got nbn
20:00 <Matthew> we have tbh
20:00 <TheRon> and it's still shit?
21:00 <under> couleurs: do you have squash in aus?
21:00 <TheRon> yes it's yellow and tasteless
21:00 <couleurs> yes
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <TheRon> i have a smeg stove top that isn't working at the moment
22:00 <TheRiddler> yes there's a squash court wear I live
22:00 <TheRon> one of the things wants to come on and off again
24:00 <faux> LOL
24:00 <TheRon> harry nilsson - without you
25:00 <under> im going to play it on tuesday
25:00 <TheRon> gws fought back, fuck it
26:00 <TheRon> very wristy
26:00 <British^Meat> <Loof> i better go shower bbl. stay IRIE Doodle, faux and Sez, love you guys <3 - ah hah, Loofs your responsibilty now
26:00 <TheRon> i thought port was gonna kick their arse
26:00 <TheRon> you can say arse on here?
26:00 <Matthew> I tipped Port tbh
27:00 <TheRon> squash and badminton always fucked up my tennis
27:00 <Matthew> but they look shit right now
27:00 <Clarkson> johninja's mum whipes his own ass
27:00 <Matthew> I think there is a significant wind advantage towards GWS end this quarter
27:00 <Matthew> gale force winds there
27:00 <Matthew> so PA will come home with that
28:00 <under> how come
28:00 <TheRon> one's loose wristed, the other isnt
28:00 <TheRon> MUSIC!!!!
29:00 <Matthew> I feel sick. wah
29:00 <TheRon> ob la di ob la da life goes on
30:00 <TheRon> Matthew: been kind of deaf the last couple of days, bloody cold
30:00 <Matthew> it has been mild until today but yes
30:00 <quinn> British^Meat
30:00 <quinn> BMO
31:00 <TheRon> beers help trust me
31:00 <President_Trump> where is loof?
31:00 <faux> last night at 10:30pm was 20.3C
31:00 <faux> and tonigh is 4
31:00 <faux> .
31:00 <faux> fucked
31:00 <Matthew> Beryl
32:00 <couleurs> it's 8c here and we had 140km/h winds in st kilda before
32:00 <faux> yeah super windy here too
32:00 <President_Trump> faux how is serenity?
32:00 <TheRon> rolling stones - under my thumb
33:00 <faux> fuck off
33:00 <couleurs> they were like 90km/h here last night 
33:00 <Clarkson> she's the lamest fat fuck
33:00 <TheRiddler> glad my team is playing under a roof tonight
33:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
33:00 <President_Trump> wtf
33:00 <Matthew> yes I heard it's been mild/warm in Sydney last couple of days as well
33:00 <Matthew> but now all changed
33:00 <couleurs> MELBERN VICTORY vs JUVENUEUS B TEAM wowww amasing wish i was there in 8c weather freezing my dick off
34:00 <TheRiddler> when do dragons play faux
34:00 <TheRon> i just farted, and it's potent
35:00 <Matthew> I know Storm play Roosters tonight, I'm fairly sure... down here...
35:00 <Matthew> not sure RE: Dragons
35:00 <TheRon> i couldn't escape this feeling with my china girl
36:00 <President_Trump> faux are you Serenity's chief of staff?
36:00 <under> TheRiddler: 'Less injury prone comparing to tennis.'
36:00 <under> talking about the squash
36:00 <Matthew> I had the runs all day yesterday... no idea why... thought some Sultana Bran this morning might help... WRONG!
36:00 <TheRon> no hearing all weekend, some virus
37:00 <TheRon> you play touch football too?
37:00 <faux> tomorrow ash
37:00 <faux> 4pm
37:00 <TheRon> mixed touch football could get confusing
38:00 <under> i used to play football
39:00 <couleurs> and stay out
39:00 <Matthew> one more to go in Loof and it's the daily double
39:00 <Matthew> equally intolerable
39:00 <under> but now im more in the sport you do in the bed you know
39:00 <Matthew> CHANSEY
40:00 <TheRon> it's only teenage wasteland
41:00 <faux> loofs not even here
41:00 <Matthew> I know. But he often frequents.
41:00 <couleurs> he's pedoing atm
42:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
44:00 <TheRiddler> cool
44:00 <faux> 18:39] <President_Trump> think chanop is playing up, can u unban me
44:00 <faux> [18:43] <President_Trump> /timer 0 3600 /j melbourne
44:00 <faux> [18:43] <President_Trump> :)
44:00 <faux> lol
44:00 <faux> so its not his oven timer
44:00 <faux> LaMe
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <TheRon> message in a bottle yeah
46:00 <Matthew> kewl
47:00 <TheRon> the two rons?
48:00 <Serenity> god seriously they have been at it all day
48:00 <Serenity> cant i recover without being trolled
48:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn on m8
49:00 <TheRon> arseholes
49:00 <georgeandwell> hows waz ya weekend
50:00 <zaim> is unopened tartar sauce that says Best Before Feb 2016 still ok to consume?
50:00 <zaim> please advise
51:00 <TheRon> she was the young american
51:00 <Matthew> Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light... surrender now or prepare to fight!
51:00 <georgeandwell> yes
51:00 <TheRon> best before is ok
52:00 <TheRon> skyrockets in flight, afternoon delight?
52:00 <under> couleurs: https://www.facebook.com/Juventus/videos/1444204542273437/
53:00 <under> juventus in melborune
53:00 <under> where the fuck are you
54:00 <TheRon> he be at the prince of wales?
54:00 <zaim> its Used By u gotta really abide by right
54:00 <TheRon> yep
55:00 <zaim> cheers
55:00 <TheRon> louie louie oh no way i go
56:00 <georgeandwell> enjoy ur sauce
56:00 <georgeandwell> and ur diarea
57:00 <Loof> lol
57:00 <couleurs> Ghost Busters !
57:00 <georgeandwell> heh
57:00 <georgeandwell> win win
57:00 <Loof> phlllllllllllllllp drip drip drip phlllllllllllllllllOP
57:00 <Matthew> Port Adelaide dead set are weak as piss, TheRon
57:00 <TheRon> fuck it!
58:00 <couleurs> go da dees
58:00 <TheRon> the cats play the dogs then it's weeks off
59:00 <TheRiddler> are you still in hospital sezz?
59:00 <Serenity> nah im home
59:00 <TheRiddler> oh cool
00:00 <TheRiddler> when can you start eating normally?
00:00 <TheRon> anyone done the old fake punch to the guts yet?
00:00 <TheRon> roy orbison - i drove all night
01:00 <TheRiddler> I'm drinking tonight
02:00 <TheRiddler> I have rekorderlig cider
02:00 <TheRiddler> mango n raspberry flavour
02:00 <TheRon> you're a poof! :P
03:00 <TheRiddler> sif
04:00 <TheRon> where's your green label scotch?
04:00 <Doodle> brrrrrrrr
04:00 <couleurs> it's so cold outside, i don't recommend it
05:00 <TheRiddler> the scotch I have is horrible
05:00 <TheRon> ballantynes?
05:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
05:00 <Doodle> agreed
05:00 <TheRon> so cold, a pussy is frozen solid somewhere
05:00 <Clarkson> wth is with all this cryptic shit
05:00 <Doodle> lol
05:00 <Matthew> sweet dreams of rhythm and dancingggg... sweet dreams of passion through the nighttt
06:00 <TheRiddler> I dont know how my friend can stand it
06:00 <TheRon> you can live on it, but it tastes like shit
06:00 <TheRiddler> it's so bad
06:00 <TheRiddler> rather jameson 
06:00 <TheRon> i hate it at pubs when they give you grants
06:00 <TheRon> carole king - it's too late
06:00 <Doodle> la bouche
06:00 <Matthew> la BOUCHEE
07:00 <Loof> cmon be beer oclock already
07:00 <Doodle> just have a beer
07:00 <zaim> labouche gonna be in melbourne september baybeee
07:00 <zaim> 90s Mania @ trak
07:00 <zaim> cant wait.
07:00 <zaim> anyone else goin?
07:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbIEwIwYz-c
07:00 <Loof> fuck no
07:00 <Matthew> i am there tbh
07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: New Kids On The Block - You Got It (The Right Stuff) Views: 15,939,561 Uploader: NewKidsVEVO Uploaded: Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 4m12s Rating: 4.81
07:00 <Doodle> ye me and Matthew are goin on a date
07:00 <Loof> lol
07:00 <Doodle> he's gonna take me
07:00 <Loof> doofin it up
08:00 <TheRiddler> my prefference atm is jameson, jack daniels, Johnny walker
08:00 <zaim> gonna finger each others pee hole in the dunnies
08:00 <Doodle> maybe!
08:00 <Matthew> we will be loving life there tbh
08:00 <Matthew> zaim, umm... touch too far
08:00 <Doodle> oh
08:00 <Doodle> yeah!
08:00 <zaim> balls deep.
08:00 <Loof> all in all mathew's just a nother dick through the wall
08:00 <Clarkson> clearly ud fuck anthing with a pulse
08:00 <Matthew> fingering pee holes isn't my scene tbh
08:00 <Doodle> balls deep in each others peeholes?
08:00 <Doodle> jesus
08:00 <zaim> lol tbh
08:00 <Matthew> Loof, you're really unpleasant and have a really bizarre obsession with me
08:00 <Loof> ikr tbh
08:00 <Matthew> it's really unhealthy, you should stop.
08:00 <zaim> yes Doodle!
08:00 <zaim> deep till u hit ball
08:00 <Doodle> crikey
09:00 <TheRon> same as the rest of us
09:00 <Doodle> sounds new and intersting
09:00 <Doodle> +e
09:00 <TheRon> new kids on the block is technically 80's
09:00 <Loof> matthew is far from new, he's just another gay clone
09:00 <Matthew> very late 80s
09:00 <TheRon> indeed
09:00 <TheRon> i had a tape, i was 10
10:00 <Loof> there's a selfie of him next to the word stereotype in the dictionary
10:00 <Loof> encyclopedia*
10:00 <Loof> lol
11:00 <TheRiddler> sezz
11:00 <zaim> funk and wagnalls
11:00 <Loof> funk all over matthew's hair
11:00 <Loof> he loves it
11:00 <zaim> http://www.mikanet.com/museum/images/funk+wagnalls.jpg we all had a set
11:00 <Loof> lol same
11:00 <Doodle> i was more of an encyclopaedia britannica sort of bloke
12:00 <TheRiddler> was there any good pokemon at the hospital lol
12:00 <TheRon> yep hanging off the iv
12:00 <Loof> those damn door to door salesmen
12:00 <Matthew> encarta 95, Doodle
12:00 <Loof> and their charming smiles
12:00 <Doodle> pre encarta
12:00 <Loof> ye
12:00 <Loof> lol
12:00 <Loof> with video!
13:00 <TheRon> geez morphine is a good drug
13:00 <Doodle> ye and pix of boobs
13:00 <Clarkson> yes, I ate monster French cock in Belfast
13:00 <Loof> i remember thinking wooooah video
13:00 <Loof> lol ye
13:00 <Doodle> win 95 and the weezer video blew me away 
13:00 <Loof> same
13:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Weezer - Buddy Holly.mp3 (6.08MB 320kbps Joint Stereo 2:39)
13:00 <Loof> if you want to destroy my sweaterrrrr
13:00 <Loof> there was some easter egg too in win 95
14:00 <Matthew> Adelaide by 18
14:00 <Doodle> ye it was delicious
14:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> hi Loof friend
14:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/nFclEc4sCUo
14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Windows 95 Easter Egg Views: 37,881 Uploader: nextgenerationliberty Uploaded: Mar 13, 2008 Duration: 4m4s Rating: 4.60
14:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> havin an irie night pal?
14:00 <Loof> if you hate reggae don't use the word irie plz
14:00 <Loof> it's insulting
14:00 <Loof> and it pisses me off
14:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> reggae is irie dw
14:00 <Loof> k thx
15:00 <TheRon> Matthew: how many tips you got right this season?
15:00 <TheRiddler> go cats
15:00 <TheRon> yes indeedi
15:00 <Matthew> I am on 109 I believe
15:00 <TheRiddler> I dont know if dogs can win tonight
15:00 <couleurs> yea windows 95 was irie
15:00 <TheRon> sweet caroline 
15:00 <TheRon> good times neevr seemed so good
15:00 <Loof> i mean f i talked lIk DIS i wouldn't b saying NEthing bout NE wrds Loof uses
15:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> I've been watching reggae since i was like 5 so dw
15:00 <Loof> sure
16:00 <TheRiddler> probably depends on how dogs play
16:00 <TheRon> it's the saints
16:00 <TheRiddler> saints can be dangerous
16:00 <Doodle> i ate some reggae earlier
16:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> we are da jamaican bobsled team
16:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> mon
16:00 <Loof> yeah
16:00 <Loof> sure
16:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Buju Banton - Batty Rider.mp3 (4.97MB 192kbps Stereo 3:37)
16:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> batty boy
17:00 <TheRon> i know too well
17:00 <TheRon> you'd still back yourself
17:00 <Doodle> u r
17:00 <Doodle> i herd u liek men
17:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> i called my dad a batty boy when i was like 14 or so
17:00 <Loof> amelia and couleurs using the word IRIE when they hate reggae thinking i care. f i talked lIk DIS i wouldn't sA a fkn tink bout NEthing any1 says eva
17:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> he kicked me out de car
17:00 <morgoth> nukin the black outta dem
17:00 <TheRiddler> I spent the day cleaning
17:00 <Doodle> lol
17:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> i had to walk home
17:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> took like 3 hrs
17:00 <Doodle> i called my dad a poofter when i was 8
17:00 <Loof> reggae is making a massive comeback with 93874593475 new reggae bands every month, but i can't use the word IRIE which has remained a classic for nearly 40 years but they think talkin lIk a retarded teen UzN sms bak n d nokia days iz hip, more lIk hipster wnab!
17:00 <Doodle> he went off his head
17:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> AHAHAHA
17:00 <Doodle> i had no idea what it was lol
17:00 <TheRiddler> the correct term is batty boy
17:00 <Loof> ---== IRIE, IRIE |H|IRIE! YES I! BLESS UP BLESS UP TO ALL MY PPLZ! ALL BEWARE: AMELIA & COULEURS BE BABYLON CALLIN! REGGAE IS WAT DEM HAPPY FEELINGS SOUND LIKE, IF DEM NO LIKE DA REGGAE, DEN DEM DE DEVIL MON! RIZE UP!, RIZE UP!! ==--- 
17:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> moral of de stories: dads don't like bein caled gay
18:00 <Doodle> lol ye
18:00 <Doodle> gay cunts
18:00 <Loof> ---==IRIE==--- n FAUX I luv U M8, bt COULEURS talkin lIk DIS iz NOT FUN, IT'S RETARDED! ---==IRIE==---
18:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> is Loof havin a meltdown
18:00 <Loof> lol :D
18:00 <Loof> i'm irie mon
18:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> ima take dat as a yes
18:00 <Loof> all is good
19:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Shabba Ranks - Wicked Inna Bed.mp3 (4.43MB 192kbps Stereo 3:13)
19:00 <couleurs> the question is, when isn't he having a meltdown...
19:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> p. good question
19:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> BLeSS uP To aLL MY PPLZ
20:00 <Matthew> sorry TheRon, I tell a lie...
20:00 <Matthew> FYI: https://s32.postimg.org/em5ic4vlx/Full_Size_Render_2.jpg
20:00 <Matthew> im on 114 ... only 9 ahead of the leader...
20:00 <Matthew> so yeah... kinda know what i am on about
20:00 <Matthew> 9 ahead of 2nd *
20:00 <Doodle> ok settle down
20:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> soz
20:00 <Doodle> you're as bad as my whiter than me niece calling everyone fam
20:00 <Loof> f i talked lIk som teenage whore on d fone bak n d nokia sms days i wouldn't b dissing d way Loof talks
20:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdcAJm73vcs
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Batty Boy - Ali G Indahouse Views: 196,485 Uploader: zeronis Uploaded: Jul 9, 2010 Duration: 0m23s Rating: 4.77
20:00 <Loof> anyway bbl kiddies
21:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> Loof is having a breakdown
21:00 <TheRiddler> for MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ
21:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> b82rz
21:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Toots and The Maytals - Funky Kingston.mp3 (4.7MB 192kbps Stereo 3:25)
21:00 <Doodle> should i eat chocolate yes ok then
21:00 <Doodle> ty
22:00 <Serenity> mmm chocolate
22:00 <Doodle> NO
22:00 <Doodle> ITS MINE
22:00 <TheRiddler> tyrone you get any better we're going to start having to do your pubes alriiightt
23:00 <TheRon> oh you lucky prick
23:00 <Matthew> https://s31.postimg.org/6nna3ckyj/Full_Size_Render_1.jpg
23:00 <Matthew> i want to win the whole thing ^
23:00 <TheRiddler> I dont have any
23:00 <TheRiddler> well I've got millions
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> wot kind of chocolates
23:00 <TheRiddler> ali g indahouse on netflix?
23:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> I not sures
24:00 <TheRiddler> I have more mint oreo chocolate
24:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> YUMMMMMM
24:00 <Doodle> theres nothing on netflix except shitty tv shows for women
24:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> oh wait i jus saw the Oreo part
24:00 <TheRiddler> lol
24:00 <TheRiddler> it's good
24:00 <morgoth> do I get another holiday to India?
24:00 <Doodle> its crap u spend more time flicking through shit looking for something decent
24:00 <TheRiddler> there's a new 1 called lamington
25:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
25:00 <British^Meat> flicking shit
25:00 <Doodle> ye
25:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder what it's like
25:00 <British^Meat> f1's on FTA tonight?
25:00 <Doodle> no
25:00 <British^Meat> fukn foxtel
25:00 <British^Meat> fuk murdoch etc
25:00 <TheRiddler> Free to anal
25:00 <Doodle> agreed
25:00 <dematerialised> ok im back again dont stress
25:00 <Doodle> k
25:00 <British^Meat> no way its helping the sport
25:00 <British^Meat> eccleston should be going off
25:00 <Doodle> no but everyone is getting rich so who gives a fuck
26:00 <Clarkson> i dont have money to pay for this shit
26:00 <Doodle> same as any industry
26:00 <British^Meat> gay
26:00 <Doodle> lets change the rules every week til we get it right
26:00 <Doodle> dickheads
26:00 <dematerialised> the church bells are ringing
26:00 <dematerialised> the zombies are attacking
26:00 <dematerialised> this is the end
26:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> lamington oreo?
27:00 <Doodle> isnt that a sex position
27:00 <dematerialised> lol
27:00 <TheRiddler> no just lamington cabury block
27:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> wot position would that be
27:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> ohhh
27:00 <Serenity> i need 7 lamingtons
27:00 <Doodle> give her a bit of the old lamington oreo
28:00 <Serenity> [5:12pm] <TheRiddler> was there any good pokemon at the hospital lol
28:00 <Serenity> i didnt really get a chance to look i was out of it most of the time
28:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> how the fuck do they make it taste like lamington
28:00 <Doodle> its when u cut her in half and u hop in between the slices amelia
28:00 <TheRon> it's in the karma sutra
28:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> HOW IS LAMINGTON A FLAVOUR
28:00 <TheRiddler> also demat how you rate my blasting of jerome
28:00 <Doodle> coconut raspberry and choc
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <Doodle> lamington
28:00 <Serenity> salted karma
28:00 <dematerialised> hmm? you blasted jerome?
28:00 <dematerialised> i havent been here like all afternoon
28:00 <Doodle> maybe vanilla for the sponge cake
28:00 <British^Meat> salted korma curry
28:00 <TheRon> ever read the joy of sex?
28:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> RaSPBeRRY
28:00 <Doodle> raspberry jam
28:00 <TheRon> i put corrections in the margins
29:00 <Matthew> good opportunity to catch a Chansey
29:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> cream in de middle
29:00 <Doodle> what no
29:00 <dematerialised> i was meant to be going for a drive but then i had a hot shower and was like, ok im done for the day
29:00 <Doodle> lamingtons dont have cream in them wtf
29:00 <TheRiddler> last night
29:00 <dematerialised> so i napped and watched tv
29:00 <TheRiddler> not today
29:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> wot
29:00 <dematerialised> and napped while watching tv
29:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> I'm sure lamingtons have cream
29:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> wtf
29:00 <Doodle> no !
29:00 <dematerialised> lamingtons do not have ream
29:00 <dematerialised> cream
29:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> do they not?
29:00 <Doodle> its just sponge cake with jam in it 
29:00 <Serenity> they have jam only
29:00 <dematerialised> ^
29:00 <TheRiddler> it's cocont sponge and something else
29:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> dont you cut them open
29:00 <Doodle> choc and coconut on the outside
30:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> and put cream in middle
30:00 <TheRiddler> sometimes jam
30:00 <Doodle> no!
30:00 <Serenity> NO
30:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> wot am i thinking of then
30:00 <dematerialised> lamingtons are sponge cake coated in chocolate and coconut, and *sometimes* have jam in the middle
30:00 <Doodle> amelia
30:00 <Doodle> are u an immigrant
30:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> wot are those cupcakes wif ears
30:00 <dematerialised> but def not cream
30:00 <TheRiddler> I thought it was something other than chocolate
30:00 <dematerialised> that is wrong
30:00 <Serenity> they are butterfly cakes
30:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> YES
30:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> do they haf cream
30:00 <Doodle> she's trying to hide the fact that she is really indian
30:00 <TheRiddler> you might be thinking of lamington roll
30:00 <Serenity> yes
30:00 <dematerialised> ^
30:00 <dematerialised> lamington rolls usually have cream
30:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> ahahahaha you knew wot i was talkin about from "cupcakes wif ears"
31:00 <morgoth> for christs sake when will they increase the dole, there are people with drug habits that need satiating
31:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> maybe i am thinkin of those
31:00 <TheRiddler> 0[00:06] <TheRiddler> you seem to be full of shit all the time
31:00 <TheRiddler> [00:06] <KenKaniff> lol
31:00 <TheRiddler> [00:06] <KenKaniff> so lame
31:00 <TheRiddler> 00[00:06] <TheRiddler> and if you're not full of shit you're full of gas
31:00 <Serenity> some bakeries here do do jam n dream lamingtons tho
32:00 <Serenity> get a job morgoth
32:00 <dematerialised> ohhhh that TheRiddler
32:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
32:00 <dematerialised> that was ok i suppose
32:00 <Serenity> cream
32:00 <dematerialised> pretty mild to be fair
32:00 <TheRiddler> not picard greatness
32:00 <dematerialised> nope
32:00 <TheRiddler> wasn't drunk enough
32:00 <Doodle> fucking unaustralian
32:00 <Doodle> cream and lamingtons get fucked
32:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> gosh
32:00 <Serenity> i just want a plain lamington
32:00 <Serenity> no jam or anything fancy
32:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> too soft
32:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> too plain
32:00 <Doodle> then its not a lamington lol
32:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> too spongey
32:00 <Doodle> lamingtons have jam
32:00 <TheRiddler> I sang a song of sorts about jerome
33:00 <morgoth> maybe I'll become a politician and be all popular and stuff
33:00 <Serenity> [5:00pm] <TheRiddler> when can you start eating normally?
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <dematerialised> cool
33:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> this is going to end up in a brawl
33:00 <Doodle> i hope so
33:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> over lamingtons
33:00 <Doodle> i'm toey
33:00 <TheRiddler> that was my highlight of last night
33:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think some girls like toes in their hole
34:00 <Serenity> straight away, i only have to avoid super fatty foods for about 2 weeks but thats only so it doesnt upset my tummy
34:00 <Pumbaa> heya all
34:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> woah
34:00 <Doodle> lol
34:00 <British^Meat> mmm
34:00 <Doodle> just stick a franga over ur foot
34:00 <British^Meat> toad in the hole
34:00 <TheRon> and here's to you mrs robinson
34:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> I would say most girls dont enjoy that
34:00 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> not jus "some"
34:00 <Doodle> wear a couple of girls as slippers
34:00 <TheRon> some girls will some girls won't
35:00 <Matthew> what happened, Serenity? I haven't been online and am out of the loop...
35:00 <Serenity> i had my gallbladder out yesterday Matthew
35:00 <Doodle> slllp
35:00 <TheRiddler> just like that woman wearing stubby holders at a servo
35:00 <TheRiddler> as foot cover
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <Doodle> u mean as shoes?
36:00 <Matthew> oh god, quite a serious procedure
36:00 <Pumbaa> Hopefully no complications Serenity.
36:00 <Serenity> major surgery but pretty routine
36:00 <Serenity> all went well im home now
36:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aepP0x5_700b.jpg
36:00 <TheRiddler> yes
37:00 <Pumbaa> Cool. That's the best place to be to heal and rest.
37:00 <Matthew> well, stay rested and keep warm
37:00 <Doodle> how fetching
37:00 <Doodle> she must be knee deep in the blokes
38:00 <Serenity> ive got me doona and my cats on the couch haha
38:00 <Matthew> Meowth!
38:00 <morgoth> dear me
38:00 <TheRiddler> anyways
38:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
39:00 <morgoth> I've had surgery before
39:00 <morgoth> It's a learning experience
39:00 <Matthew> most of us have, morgoth ...
39:00 <Matthew> in same way or another
39:00 <TheRiddler> going to parents for dinner
39:00 <TheRiddler> roast beef n veg probably
39:00 <dematerialised> nom
39:00 <dematerialised> and then PoKeMoN
39:00 <TheRiddler> yep
40:00 <morgoth> when you grow up you take so many thingsfor granted and its not untilyou run into difficulties that the whole situation becomes clear
40:00 <Serenity> ive had a csection before this is about 1/10th the pain of that lol
40:00 <morgoth> then there is anger and hurt, but at the end of the day, life is just life
40:00 <Doodle> more dedication than peter pan
40:00 <TheRon> 1927 - compulsory hero
40:00 <dematerialised> opening all the doors and windows was wise to get rid of the smell of rotting garbage and dried cum
41:00 <morgoth> oh, so you should be right on the recovery
41:00 <Matthew> very philosophical
41:00 <morgoth> I have to be
41:00 <dematerialised> but now my house is an igloo
41:00 <dematerialised> and it sucks
41:00 <Doodle> have you considered cleaning it
41:00 <Serenity> ...
41:00 <dematerialised> thats why the windows are open
42:00 <Doodle> D:
44:00 <dematerialised> anyway enough about me
45:00 <TheRon> the horses
45:00 <dematerialised> we'll go riding on the horses yeah yeaaaaah
45:00 <dematerialised> way up in the skyyyyy little darlin
45:00 <dematerialised> and if you fall, i'll pick you up, i'll pick you uuuup
45:00 <dematerialised> *gentle guitar strumming*
46:00 <TheRon> ever noticed that clip the chick on the beach, you can see her tits
46:00 <dematerialised> i did not notice that
47:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/kspJbns.jpg
47:00 <dematerialised> interesting..
47:00 <LollyCock> .
48:00 <couleurs> that's my fetish
48:00 <dematerialised> me too
49:00 <TheRon> that's when i think of you
49:00 <LollyCock> 1927
50:00 <LollyCock> me knows all about music
50:00 <LollyCock> try that again
50:00 <TheRon> if i could
50:00 <LollyCock> same band
51:00 <Matthew> welcome back to the fab faux
51:00 <LollyCock> also you'll never know is a good track as well
51:00 <TheRon> give the kid a break
52:00 <faux> ty
56:00 <couleurs> LollyCock type /s and you get ops ok trust me
57:00 <LollyCock> I dont want to be op couleurs
58:00 <couleurs> k
58:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn on m8
59:00 <couleurs> np
59:00 <Picard> gday
59:00 <LollyCock> ay Picard
59:00 <Picard> what do you want flog/
59:00 <LollyCock> my cock 
00:00 <Matthew> np
01:00 <georgeandwell> giddee
01:00 <georgeandwell> m8
02:00 <LollyCock> hehe nice funny name amelia
04:00 <couleurs> agreed.
05:00 <TheRiddler> I'm back
05:00 <TheRiddler> I have fish n chips
05:00 <TheRiddler> I mean
05:00 <TheRiddler> fush n chups bru
05:00 <amelia> HeHe
06:00 <Doodle> http://cdn-a2.contentabc.com/ads/php_770x76_583931/583931_dcb7df8c63687b017c8b4a3f8346b93d.jpg
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <dematerialised> how was the movie?
06:00 <LollyCock> who  the hack is mei
06:00 <dematerialised> crossdressing faggot
06:00 <dematerialised> your type
07:00 <TheRiddler> haven't watched it yet
07:00 <TheRiddler> going to the 8:30 viewing
08:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/vN2Z7Wq.jpg
09:00 <Doodle> :o
10:00 <couleurs> That Gotta Hurt!!!!!!
12:00 <TheRiddler> ouch
12:00 <TheRiddler> go dogs
14:00 <couleurs> Ye Boi
15:00 <Matthew> welcome back to TheRiddler with his fish'n'chips
15:00 <Matthew> tbh*
16:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/fgLsejI.jpg
16:00 <couleurs> MeTa As FuKC
24:00 <Meharty> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
24:00 <Meharty> few full blowns tonight
24:00 <Picard> LollyCock i think you should try fucking dematerialised
25:00 <WhoMadeWho> buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp
25:00 <LollyCock> if he can change his negative attitude Picard, I might consider it.
25:00 <dematerialised> he did
25:00 <dematerialised> when he thought i was a phillipino widow
25:00 <dematerialised> with two kids
25:00 <dematerialised> GoldSpade's sexual perversion knows no maritime borders
26:00 <Meharty> i love to burp on jens pussy
26:00 <Clarkson> i just cum
26:00 <Meharty> im about to cum
26:00 <LollyCock> hm
26:00 <Picard> as if u would knock one back
27:00 <LollyCock> nearly there Meharty?
27:00 <LollyCock> let it all out
27:00 <LollyCock> depends...I mean....I have crushes on  a couple of the ops. I think katonic kate is cute as well....
28:00 <Meharty> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
28:00 <Meharty> on for your evening daily despo it seems
28:00 <Meharty> dematerialised amelia is online you can come out from lurking now pedo
28:00 <LollyCock> hehe yeah
29:00 <Meharty> amelia did you offer your moral support to Serenity at the hospital?
29:00 <LollyCock> there goes mei...another weirdo
29:00 <amelia> walk de plank
29:00 <Meharty> mei is another spastic yes
29:00 <amelia> i was there when she woke up
29:00 <amelia> holding her hand
29:00 <amelia> comforting her
29:00 <amelia> she is my role model after all
29:00 <Meharty> that she is
29:00 <amelia> then we pigged down on burritos
29:00 <Meharty> Serenity tell us about you laparoscopic adjustable gastric band surgery
29:00 <amelia> pretty good day tbh
29:00 <Meharty> LOL @ amelia
29:00 <Meharty> top shelf loser
30:00 <amelia> top shelf right here
30:00 <dematerialised> ToP SHeLF RaDaR
30:00 <LollyCock> ame's alright
30:00 <LollyCock> shes ok
30:00 <Meharty> she's a loser
30:00 <LollyCock> nah shes not
30:00 <amelia> I am super duper
30:00 <Meharty> only a dopey slut would talk to a bunch of despo pedos
30:00 <Doodle> god same shit day in day out
30:00 <Doodle> get a fucken hobby
30:00 <Meharty> then fuck off Doodle
30:00 <Clarkson> i cant stand shit talkers 
30:00 <Serenity> i didnt get a lap band you sack of shit
31:00 <LollyCock> whats on the menu tonite
31:00 <Meharty> just wanking
31:00 <Meharty> u?
31:00 <Serenity> fuck off
31:00 <Picard> lol
31:00 <amelia> i ban him from nh so he joins here, i wonder wot chan he joins after being banned from here
31:00 <Picard> fiesty
31:00 <LollyCock> all coming out of the woodwork now
31:00 <Serenity> fairly sure thats what that other fuck head was getting at too.. why would i get a lap band after ive lost the weight
31:00 <Clarkson> yeah they do, they're assholes
31:00 <Serenity> dumb cunts
32:00 <LollyCock> deciding what I want for dinner
32:00 <LollyCock> pussay would be good,....but I might just have to settle on a pizza from dominos
32:00 <amelia> i can't believe its not butter
33:00 <WhoMadeWho> perhaps Meharty and LollyCock should meet up and suck each others cock for dinner.....or order two pizzas and cum on each others pizza before consumption
33:00 <Meharty> that could be great
33:00 <LollyCock> hmm not a bed idea
33:00 <Meharty> what type of pizza though
33:00 <LollyCock> err bad
33:00 <LollyCock> heh
33:00 <LollyCock> hawaiin
33:00 <dematerialised> oh hi guys amelia is here so i am now coming out of lurking
33:00 <dematerialised> :3
33:00 <faux> i hate pretty much everyone on here
33:00 <amelia> fuck off back to your ship
33:00 <faux> theres honestly like 5 normal peoppe
33:00 <dematerialised> go back to your home on whore island
33:00 <dematerialised> !
33:00 <Serenity> i was happily watching dawsons creek till the dickhead club had to start their shit
33:00 <faux> lol
33:00 <faux> theyre so repetitive 
33:00 <faux> like at least mix it up
34:00 <Meharty> thats the golden question
34:00 <LollyCock> who is WhoMadeWho
34:00 <slower> is there a age limit in this room, like no pimply 14year olds 
34:00 <Serenity> its just fucking dumb
34:00 <faux> golly
34:00 <Clarkson> he turned around and said "you dont know who you're fucking with"
34:00 <amelia> was there more than jus pliv
34:00 <Serenity> why would i get a lapband now...
34:00 <faux> idk
35:00 <amelia> ahh so thats wot he does when he gets banned from here
35:00 <amelia> he msgs me yay
35:00 <dematerialised> sits in PM and whinges
35:00 <faux> ye thats not new
36:00 <Meharty> hawaiian
36:00 <Meharty> interesting
36:00 <LollyCock> yea
36:00 <dematerialised> i remember one time he was talking to me as if i were his friend
36:00 <faux> boring repetitive fucks
36:00 <Serenity> when i ban him he usually joins perth then australia then pms
36:00 <dematerialised> and then i betrayed him
36:00 <dematerialised> thats when he started hating
36:00 <Picard> continue watching and ignore it------->   <@Serenity> i was happily watching dawsons creek till the dickhead club had to start their shit
36:00 <Clarkson> tell me shit i dont wanna know
36:00 <amelia> he only pretends to play nice
36:00 <dematerialised> he shouldn't have trusted shortbeard the pirate
37:00 <amelia> 2 hrs til sleepy time yay
38:00 <Meharty> Serenity is having a pretend party like babygirl
38:00 <LollyCock> who is baby girl
38:00 <Meharty> u dont want to know
39:00 <LollyCock> she a whore?
39:00 <Meharty> sorta
39:00 <Meharty> all the "girls" on here are
39:00 <LollyCock> dont see no baby girl
39:00 <georgeandwell> hi
39:00 <georgeandwell> hows it goi.g
39:00 <amelia> hay pal
40:00 <LollyCock> unless its a a former nick
40:00 <LollyCock> thats been changed
40:00 <Meharty> she will be on later
40:00 <LollyCock> ohh ok
40:00 <LollyCock> wonder if she would care for some lolly
40:00 <Meharty> she may
41:00 <LollyCock> hmmm
41:00 <Meharty> ill let you know when she is on
41:00 <LollyCock> we shall have to wait and see
42:00 <Lumeah> Meharty: we aren't all whores
42:00 <Lumeah> I'm  not a girl.. tho
43:00 <Meharty> you are one just you get none
43:00 <Lumeah> hahahaha 
44:00 <Lumeah> I'm all women mate..  no one measures up. 
44:00 <couleurs> Hi Room
45:00 <Meharty> lol
45:00 <LollyCock> hmm
45:00 <Meharty> thats why ur 40 and single and on irc
46:00 <Meharty> lOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
46:00 <Meharty> talking to ppl like tisk
46:00 <Meharty> real women dont speak to losers like tisk
46:00 <couleurs> loooooooooool
46:00 <Lumeah> who said i do? 
46:00 <faux> Hi Wall
46:00 <faux> - xm
46:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))
47:00 <Lumeah> and you're wrong on two counts 
47:00 <Matthew> welcome Zade
47:00 <TheRiddler> ignore them Lumeah
47:00 <Lumeah> hi Zade 
47:00 <LollyCock> hm
47:00 <LollyCock> hhello Zade
47:00 <LollyCock> what does zade mean
47:00 <Zade> hello Matthew
47:00 <Zade> hello Lumeah
47:00 <Zade> hello LollyCock
48:00 <TheRiddler> Meharty is mehfarty
48:00 <TheRiddler> +just
48:00 <Zade> its just short for my real name 
48:00 <Lumeah> im not fazed
48:00 <LollyCock> hmm and that would be>
48:00 <Zade> zayden
48:00 <LollyCock> zady the cleaning lady
49:00 <Meharty> Lumeah not wrong at all
49:00 <Meharty> lol
49:00 <Meharty> Matthew how is essendon going buddy?
49:00 <Meharty> next person to be shot will be james hird
50:00 <Lumeah> yes yes u are 
52:00 <Matthew> how have you been Zade? long time, no see
57:00 <dc-id-au> haven't been on #Melbourne for 10ish years, great to see Zaim still around....
57:00 <zaim> :D
58:00 <Zade> i am good thanks, and yourself?
58:00 <TheRiddler> damn dogs are losing :(
58:00 <Matthew> tipped the Saints so pretty content so far
58:00 <zaim> identify yourself
58:00 <zaim> dave
58:00 <dc-id-au> :D
58:00 <British^Meat> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
58:00 <dc-id-au> you like my Back in Black Vinyl on IG before :P
58:00 <dc-id-au> liked*
59:00 <zaim> DC
59:00 <zaim> dis kent.
59:00 <zaim> youve got quite the collection
00:00 <dc-id-au> Yeah bout 330ish... slowly growing!
00:00 <zaim> proper titles too
00:00 <zaim> no time wasters
00:00 <dc-id-au> yeah mostly :)
00:00 <zaim> haha
01:00 <TheRiddler> ARGHHHHHHHH
01:00 <zaim> ive got some abba laying around somewhere
01:00 <dc-id-au> just spun up Linux Mint and thought I would see if AustNet #melbourne was still around
01:00 <dc-id-au> great to see it is :)
01:00 <dc-id-au> plenty of ABBA @ Salvos stores :D
01:00 <zaim> yeah its still here.. none of the older guys are around except maybe iBiZa who never says anything
01:00 <couleurs> BBL FiFa TiMe!!!!!!!!!!!!
01:00 <faux> naw bromance
02:00 <TheRiddler> oh phew
02:00 <zaim> eat a dick faux
02:00 <faux> oh
02:00 <Loof> jaffles with tomato paste, hungarian salami and sauerkraut will soon be in my belly :)
02:00 <Doodle> go on
02:00 <faux> wellthats rude
02:00 <faux> hi doodie
02:00 <Doodle> hiiii
02:00 <Doodle> :P
02:00 <faux> i get it
02:00 <faux> how rude
02:00 <faux> the lot of you
02:00 <Doodle> lol
02:00 <Doodle> did u expect any less
02:00 <faux> i am a lady 
02:00 <Doodle> oh
02:00 <Doodle> shit
02:00 <Doodle> really
02:00 <Clarkson> fuck off zaim ill snap ur neck
02:00 <faux> Ojai 
02:00 <Loof> i thought zaim was a teen, full respect for him now i know he's older :)
02:00 <faux> lmao*
03:00 <Loof> think it was cause he was showing old pics
03:00 <Loof> of when he was younger
03:00 <faux> anyone who doeent respect zaim gets band
03:00 <Loof> agreed
03:00 <zaim> i just look young, Loof
03:00 <zaim> thanks faux
03:00 <Loof> you look amazing
03:00 <faux> cos hes possibly teh cutest guy in here
03:00 <Loof> seriously man
03:00 <faux> dassit
03:00 <zaim> but i dont need no girl fighting my fights
03:00 <dc-id-au> good looking unit :D
03:00 <Loof> you look heathy as fook
03:00 <faux> otherthan that hes shir
03:00 <faux> t
03:00 <zaim> :p
04:00 <dc-id-au> nice guy too, what's not to like?
04:00 <zaim> thanks Loof
04:00 <Loof> no worries :)
04:00 <faux> lllol
04:00 <couleurs> :)
04:00 <zaim> been a while since ive taken drugs so yeah my skins loookin good
04:00 <dematerialised> me guuuusta
04:00 <faux> turn the beat aroundddd
04:00 <Loof> you have like a glow
04:00 <faux> ok loof
04:00 <zaim> like a pregnant glow?
04:00 <faux> borderline gay now
04:00 <faux> llol
04:00 <Loof> like a bit of a blush showing good blood circulation
04:00 <dematerialised> loof is gay tho
04:00 <faux> YouRe GLoWiNG
05:00 <Loof> i just look grey
05:00 <Loof> he actually has color in  his face
05:00 <zaim> well you do sound like someone who knows about blood circulation
05:00 <faux> LMAO
05:00 <faux> fuck
05:00 <Doodle> how come the spastics never hassle me when i ban them
05:00 <dematerialised> haha
05:00 <Doodle> :(
05:00 <faux> choked on me lentils
05:00 <dematerialised> because they know you dont care doodle
05:00 <Doodle> but i do
05:00 <Loof> sorry i just love zaim, i'll stop :(
05:00 <couleurs> cos ur cute Doodle n i luv ya glow
05:00 <British^Meat> Doodle = friend of spastics
05:00 <Loof> love his dog too
05:00 <dematerialised> you are looking radiant tonight Doodle
06:00 <Loof> that was the word i was looking for!
06:00 <dc-id-au> bawwwww #F1 chan is no longer :(
06:00 <amelia> fuck off fron Boston
06:00 <amelia> capiche?
06:00 <Doodle> umm
06:00 <dematerialised> positively glowing
06:00 <Doodle> ok
06:00 <Loof> anyway demat you want a go? maurice isn't around?
06:00 <dematerialised> fuck up Loof
06:00 <British^Meat> YES
06:00 <Loof> ok here goes
06:00 <dematerialised> you owe me an apologuy
06:00 <Loof> fuck off liar
06:00 <Loof> i hate you
06:00 <British^Meat> i already know how it'll end
06:00 <Loof> you aint getting shit
06:00 <dematerialised> you need to apologise for your defamation of my good person
06:00 <faux> shoosh
06:00 <faux> both of u
06:00 <faux> ty
07:00 <faux> cbf
07:00 <Loof> <dematerialised> loof is gay tho
07:00 <Loof> ^
07:00 <faux> rude
07:00 <dematerialised> but you are gay tho
07:00 <Clarkson> tight ass lebos :P
07:00 <Loof> i wish i was gay
07:00 <faux> how rude clarkson
07:00 <Clarkson> I have not once seen a woman completely coverded in cum
07:00 <Loof> women suck
07:00 <Doodle> are u gay sir
07:00 <Clarkson> A sex offender?
07:00 <Clarkson> so i record the porn
07:00 <Doodle> but are u gay sir
07:00 <Loof> lol
07:00 <faux> how very dare you
07:00 <Doodle> lmao
07:00 <British^Meat> Judas, ive never done it with a bloke!
07:00 <faux> lol
07:00 <Doodle> REGARDEZ MON VISAGE
07:00 <Loof> i'm gayer than demut's gstring
08:00 <Doodle> yeah but you've never done it with a bird either
08:00 <dematerialised> dont birds have cloacas?
08:00 <dematerialised> how does that work
08:00 <Doodle> no i mean a woman bird
08:00 <Loof> how does life work
08:00 <Loof> and stuff
08:00 <British^Meat> Ive tried, oh boy have i tried....
08:00 <British^Meat> I think thats how it goes yeh?
08:00 <Doodle> British^Meat is heterosexual in intent
08:00 <British^Meat> lol
08:00 <dematerialised> oh you two are being nerds
08:00 <dematerialised> carry on
08:00 <British^Meat> Look at that bicept
08:00 <faux> o
08:00 <Doodle> ehheh
09:00 <British^Meat> Youre bloody lucky i didnt hit you with that one mate, you'd be on a drip in casualty
09:00 <Doodle> WHAT U WANT SOME MORE DO U
09:00 <Serenity> loool
09:00 <British^Meat> Im done :)
09:00 <Doodle> haha
09:00 <faux> this is gayer than zaims glow
09:00 <Doodle> see that? it was hand carved by naked balinese maidens
09:00 <Accuracy> herdcaw
09:00 <Doodle> how did u know they were naked?
09:00 <faux> mainly cos idgi
09:00 <Doodle> cos i watched em do it
09:00 <British^Meat> phwaaaor
09:00 <Doodle> eeheheee
10:00 <Loof> i can't compliment a guy without being gay? ok fauxy
10:00 <Loof> <3
10:00 <dematerialised> where's my apology loof
10:00 <faux> lol i did not say tgat excuse me 
10:00 <Doodle> you've never been offended by my gayness before faux
10:00 <Loof> in the condom rotting in your mum's cunt demat
10:00 <Doodle> olawd
10:00 <dematerialised> that's a bit offensive
10:00 <Doodle> well
10:00 <faux> oh dear
10:00 <Doodle> your mum is a bit of a slut
10:00 <faux> lolol
10:00 <dematerialised> yeah but like
10:00 <faux> oh.
11:00 <dematerialised> loof you talk big for a man that looks like he took several dicks in highschool
11:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Mr Bungle - Everyone I Went To High School With Is Dead.mp3 (3.15MB 128kbps Stereo 3:26)
11:00 <Loof> only several?
11:00 <Doodle> he meant to say seventy
11:00 <Loof> man they called my ass the drivethrough in high school darling
12:00 <Doodle> dr pussy
12:00 <Loof> i'm going to strangle this kid
12:00 <Serenity> how many dicks does one have to take for their appearance to change
12:00 <Loof> and break every bone in his body 
12:00 <Doodle> seenty
12:00 <Doodle> v
12:00 <Doodle> if u do a 69+1 it counts too
13:00 <couleurs> ;)
14:00 <dematerialised> liek at least picard looks like a bloke even though he is a potato
14:00 <Loof> did you do hardware as a tech zaim?
14:00 <dematerialised> loof's got a testosterone defficiency or soemthing
14:00 <Loof> didn't know you were into IT :)
14:00 <zaim> i was
14:00 <Doodle> man i looked at the clock after i shaved and thought wow that was quick
14:00 <Loof> cool
14:00 <Doodle> now i can tell why
14:00 <Doodle> rough as guts
14:00 <Loof> oh you starting on me demat?
14:00 <Loof> Maurice isn't here btw
15:00 <British^Meat> hah keep up hodor
15:00 <Loof> are you sure it's safe
15:00 <Doodle> its ok i have a condom on
15:00 <Loof> lol
15:00 <dematerialised> i liek how loof things maurice has anything to do with me shitting on him
15:00 <Loof> jaffles are cooked brb
15:00 <Accuracy> cause that's how a Doodle relaxes?
15:00 <Accuracy> NO.
15:00 <Doodle> no its for protection on irc
15:00 <Doodle> dont want aids
16:00 <Matthew> welcome doctor
16:00 <doctor> hello Matthew 
16:00 <doctor> https://www.facebook.com/themememacheem/videos/1727761057483997/
16:00 <Accuracy> oh okay
16:00 <Loof> you usually only do it when she's there to back your pansy ass up neckless
16:00 <Accuracy> I thought we all had aids
16:00 <faux> speaking of aids
16:00 <Accuracy> my bad.
16:00 <faux> hi Accuracy 
16:00 <Accuracy> Am I supposed to respond to you faux?
16:00 <faux> you just did love
16:00 <faux> awks
16:00 <dematerialised> loof i will continue to shit on you until you apologise and admit you were wrong
16:00 <Accuracy> okay
16:00 <dematerialised> with or without my gang of ops
17:00 <Doodle> why dont u 2 just fuck and get it over with, the sexual tension is thicker than a bucket of cum & cornflour
17:00 <Loof> brb
17:00 <faux> lmao gross Doodle 
17:00 <Doodle> he's gone off to lube up
17:00 <Accuracy> lol
17:00 <dematerialised> i would destroy his ass
17:00 <Doodle> well
17:00 <dematerialised> although that being said
17:00 <Doodle> ITS A START
17:00 <dematerialised> it looks like it might be loose already
17:00 <Doodle> at least its paving the way to amicable relations
18:00 <TheRiddler> my ps4 is being a dick with foxtel go
18:00 <TheRiddler> play
18:00 <TheRiddler> even
18:00 <dematerialised> i just want him to apologise and admit he was wrong
18:00 <Doodle> well
18:00 <dematerialised> and that he's caused all this drama for nothing
18:00 <Doodle> we both know that will never happen
18:00 <Doodle> u have more chance of bumming him
18:00 <Serenity> ur all incredible faggots
18:00 <Doodle> *inedible
19:00 <couleurs> is that the new ghostbusters every1 is talking about 
19:00 <Accuracy> Doodle don't talk yourself down.
19:00 <Serenity> dat2
19:00 <Doodle> I HAVE TO
19:00 <Doodle> oh caps
19:00 <Accuracy> you can bum anyone you want
19:00 <Doodle> otherwise i get a big head
19:00 <Accuracy> I believe in you.
19:00 <British^Meat> im a fabulous faggot thank you very much
19:00 <Doodle> anyone i want?
19:00 <Accuracy> hey dan
19:00 <Accuracy> possibly
19:00 <Doodle> what about the pope
19:00 <Doodle> teach that fucker a lesson
20:00 <Matthew> Tina Arena <3
20:00 <Doodle> is tina arena in ghostbusters?
20:00 <British^Meat> heya
20:00 <Serenity> you can bone anyone you want with the right drugs
20:00 <Accuracy> he'd take it in the mouth hole after you go to boom town in his bum bum
20:00 <Doodle> oh
20:00 <Doodle> lol
20:00 <Doodle> i only have weed
20:00 <Doodle> what category of butt does that get me
20:00 <Serenity> ive only got nurofen and codeine
20:00 <Serenity> pff
20:00 <doctor> welcome to the boom town
20:00 <Doodle> oh wait i have some valium somewhere for emergencies
20:00 <doctor> weed gets you internet bum
21:00 <Matthew> she is
21:00 <Doodle> like whichever one i can find on google?
21:00 <doctor> if you can find the motivation to do that, for sure
21:00 <Doodle> where is the directory for this bum
21:00 <Doodle> god u cunts make life difficult
22:00 <TheRiddler> the battery in my die hard bottle opener is flat 
22:00 <doctor> Its the real one cause the dog is white and not brown
22:00 <Accuracy> lol
22:00 <Doodle> @mp3 SUMO - Booty Wood Pecker (feat. Detroit Grand Pubahs).mp3 (5.15MB 128kbps Stereo 5:37)
22:00 <Serenity> ooh i got IV valium on friday
22:00 <Serenity> dat woz funsies
23:00 <couleurs> when is Tina Arena getting her own arena and will it be called The Tina Arena Arena?
23:00 <doctor> lol
23:00 <Matthew> that joke has only been used about 45,678,127 over the last two decades, couleurs
23:00 <Matthew> and the answer? hopefully soon. she deserves one.
23:00 <Doodle> did they give u the massive antibiotic injections
23:00 <Serenity> nah only injections i got was blood thinners
23:00 <Doodle> lucky
23:00 <Doodle> those things are the size of a horse cock and u have to have one a day
23:00 <Doodle> and it makes ur arm go cold
23:00 <Serenity> yuck haha no thanks
23:00 <Serenity> i did have a drip in maybe they did it through that
24:00 <doctor> I want you to burrrrn
24:00 <Picard> nasty
24:00 <Doodle> it could be sponsored by pasta companies
24:00 <Doodle> ah ye
25:00 <Doodle> and be the latina tina arena arena
25:00 <Matthew> Doodle could wear the Dolmio grin, tbh
25:00 <Doodle> :o
25:00 <doctor> lol
25:00 <Doodle> filth
25:00 <Picard> Matthew hello
25:00 <Matthew> hello 
25:00 <Picard> hows it going
25:00 <Matthew> quite well, you?
25:00 <Picard> im fine.
25:00 <Serenity> slept for 12 hours straight last night i never sleep that long at once
25:00 <amelia> JEALOUS
25:00 <amelia> mm 12 hrs
26:00 <Matthew> divine.
26:00 <Picard> been to the footy lately?
26:00 <Matthew> not for a few weeks
26:00 <Serenity> i normally get 6 at the most
26:00 <Doodle> [21:25] <Serenity> oh wait not hours i meant inches
26:00 <Serenity> LOL
26:00 <Serenity> dont be gross
26:00 <Doodle> but
26:00 <Doodle> its me
26:00 <amelia> fook that
27:00 <Picard> oh ok
27:00 <LollyCock> wheres pullcock
27:00 <Doodle> f1 quali in half an hour
27:00 <Doodle> 12 inches wide
27:00 <Serenity> jeepers
27:00 <Doodle> haha
27:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Cartoon - Bendy Wendy the Man.mp3 (7.55MB 128kbps Stereo 8:14)
27:00 <Serenity> you'd need an epidural for that
27:00 <Doodle> ye
28:00 <Doodle> GO RICCIARDO
28:00 <Picard> prison
28:00 <Matthew> ZzZzZzZz
28:00 <Doodle> but then you'd be all wibbly
28:00 <Doodle> like those inflatable dudes out the front of shops
28:00 <faux> llllol
28:00 <Serenity> rofll
28:00 <faux> bleeeeeweeeeeeeeshweeeee
28:00 <Doodle> with ur arms in the air
29:00 <Picard> watching motor racing is as exciting as going to a richmond v essendon game.
29:00 <Picard> both teams are losers yet one will win.
29:00 <Matthew> yeah... the Tigers are really flying at the present time...
29:00 <faux> like u jus don't care 
29:00 <Doodle> \o/
29:00 <Doodle> /U\
29:00 <Serenity> only thing i remember most about getting an epi was feeling really cold
29:00 <Doodle> ye
29:00 <Doodle> my leg went tingly
30:00 <LollyCock> might go and watch some cars go along the hwy...what do you reckon
30:00 <Picard> Matthew will probably win tomorrow.
30:00 <Matthew> sneaking over an Essendon side missing their best 12 players in the last 5 minutes of the game...
30:00 <Picard> hawks havent beated us twice in a season sinse 1992
30:00 <Picard> beaten*
30:00 <faux> ive been putting ice gel on me leg all day
30:00 <faux> im permanently frozb
30:00 <Doodle> it wasnt strictly an epi but same shit
30:00 <faux> uhfrozen
30:00 <Doodle> did u try those stretches
30:00 <faux> ye
30:00 <faux> i just farted
30:00 <Doodle> oh
30:00 <faux> didnt do much else
30:00 <Doodle> go 2 the doc
30:00 <faux> i think its musculat
30:00 <faux> not nerve
30:00 <faux> wevs
30:00 <Doodle> come over and i will massage ur butt
31:00 <Matthew> they will tomorrow
31:00 <LollyCock> oh look that gay movie topgun is on 
31:00 <Picard> probably
31:00 <slower> LollyCock I reckon you should get a life?
31:00 <Doodle> if u dont understand f1 you're just showing your lack of intelligence
31:00 <Picard> on a brighter note its great to see those low dog kangaroos falling off the ladder
31:00 <LollyCock> I reckon you should slow down completely slower :P
31:00 <Picard> lol whats to understand?
31:00 <Doodle> i have experience
31:00 <faux> i might go tomoz morn f im not feeling better 
31:00 <Doodle> oh
31:00 <Doodle> fine
31:00 <faux> whats me butt got todo w me leg
31:00 <Serenity> lol
31:00 <faux> golly
31:00 <Doodle> cos thats  where the nerve is pinched
31:00 <dematerialised> actually the science is sound
31:00 <dematerialised> *
31:00 <dematerialised> ^
32:00 <Doodle> um
32:00 <Doodle> strategies?
32:00 <Matthew> and all this loveee... rainbowww stylinggg
32:00 <Picard> lol
32:00 <Picard> fuck the rainbow
32:00 <faux> hi
32:00 <couleurs> Picard is always showing his lack of intelligence
32:00 <Doodle> i've been sciencing butts since u were in primary school faux
32:00 <faux> oh ok
32:00 <Doodle> in some form or another
32:00 <faux> its not a nerve though 
32:00 <faux>  p sure its meusucpes
32:00 <faux> msce
32:00 <faux> le
32:00 <faux> .
32:00 <dematerialised> look the guy is a butt scientist
32:00 <Doodle> meuscscleuples
32:00 <dematerialised> he knows his stuff
33:00 <faux> i am back
33:00 <Doodle> hi fauxy
33:00 <faux> everyone rejoice
33:00 <faux> hi love
33:00 <faux> IMY WHERE U BEEN
33:00 <Matthew> welcome back to the frivolous faux
33:00 <Doodle> at skewl
33:00 <faux> havent seen butt in days
33:00 <faux> oh
33:00 <TheRiddler> poop
33:00 <faux> mr studious
33:00 <faux> or howveer irtsspelt
33:00 <Serenity> look out
33:00 <Serenity> heres trouble
33:00 <dematerialised> oh good Maurice is here, i can pick on Loof now
33:00 <dematerialised> where is he!
33:00 <Doodle> it's ur piriformis muscle faux
33:00 <British^Meat> https://youtu.be/tujqM2u-BVo
33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Cosmo Kramer - The ASSMAN (Seinfeld) Views: 614,736 Uploader: striker265 Uploaded: Mar 27, 2009 Duration: 4m15s Rating: 4.92
33:00 <Maurice> Glad to be of service, dematerialised
34:00 <TheRiddler> foxtel is being lame
34:00 <Doodle> nope just trying to keep up
34:00 <faux> foxtelcisnalwayslame
34:00 <faux> with spaces
34:00 <faux> oh
34:00 <TheRiddler> er
34:00 <faux> excuse u
34:00 <TheRiddler> however it's spelt
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <faux> belches is correct
34:00 <TheRiddler> pardon me
34:00 <faux> how coukd it be spelt any pther way
34:00 <TheRiddler> I'm drinking ciders
34:00 <faux> bellchurzzzz
34:00 <Matthew> Beryl
34:00 <Doodle> http://www.medicalartlibrary.com/images/sciatic-nerve.jpg
34:00 <faux> look stop trying to rub my butt ok
34:00 <Doodle> NO
34:00 <Doodle> never
34:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <faux> :*
34:00 <couleurs> he's gone to write a diss in notepad.exe
35:00 <faux> Chez
35:00 <Matthew> Bettina
35:00 <faux> Lois
35:00 <TheRiddler> atm it's a passionfruit cider
35:00 <faux> yum
35:00 <Matthew> Miniana
35:00 <faux> Patty
35:00 <Doodle> 25 mins to f1
35:00 <Doodle> at the HUNGARORING
35:00 <Doodle> eeeeeeeeee
35:00 <Serenity> lol
36:00 <Matthew> Jessilina
36:00 <faux> Neil
36:00 <Doodle> god
36:00 <faux> yes son
36:00 <Doodle> me house reeks of ylang ylang
36:00 <couleurs> can u not
36:00 <Doodle> w/ever that is
36:00 <TheRiddler> Selma
36:00 <Doodle> dont u laugh at me sarah
36:00 <Serenity> I will laugh as I please Robert
36:00 <Doodle> :o
36:00 <Doodle> u bitch
36:00 <Clarkson> than these rich shit holes
36:00 <dematerialised> excuse me no personal information on irc
36:00 <dematerialised> g-lined
37:00 <TheRiddler> you caved and hired a prostitute
37:00 <TheRiddler> ?
37:00 <Doodle> what no
37:00 <Doodle> its me washing powder i'm soaking some towels
37:00 <Doodle> :/
37:00 <TheRiddler> oh
37:00 <Maurice> If thats not good timing, I don't know what is
37:00 <couleurs> agreed.
37:00 <dematerialised> lol
38:00 <TheRiddler> your towels smell like a prostitute
38:00 <Matthew> a clean Doodle is a good Doodle
38:00 <Doodle> how do u know what a prostitute smells like TheRiddler
38:00 <TheRiddler> I dont
38:00 <Doodle> just out of interest
38:00 <Doodle> you seem to know a lot
38:00 <Doodle> what personal information
38:00 <Loof> i'm out
38:00 <faux> ffs
38:00 <dematerialised> bye Loof
39:00 <Doodle> i wonder when sebastian vettel will come out of the closet
39:00 <Doodle> he's as gay as a gypo's wagon wheel
39:00 <faux> dont get judgy we know u have some in your freezer
39:00 <Doodle> lol
39:00 <Doodle> shhh
39:00 <faux> loll
39:00 <Serenity> poofs
39:00 <faux> im so warm rn
39:00 <British^Meat> lol
39:00 <British^Meat> jesus
39:00 <British^Meat> fucking
39:00 <British^Meat> christ
39:00 <dematerialised> hes FrAgIlE
40:00 <faux> i need hugd
40:00 <faux> s
40:00 <Matthew> he is only married with two kids...
40:00 <Doodle> at least they dont stink when theyre frozen
40:00 <faux> and ab is being selfish
40:00 <TheRiddler> but I suspect they smell of cheap perfume with a underlayer of soap
40:00 <Doodle> lol Matthew elton john was married too
40:00 <Matthew> and I don't appreciate my people being referred to as "gypo wagon wheels" either
40:00 <Doodle> your people?
40:00 <Doodle> piss off
40:00 <faux> lmao
40:00 <faux> Matthew: Leader of Gays
40:00 <Matthew> lOL
40:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Blood Sisters - Ring My Bell.mp3 (4.86MB 192kbps Stereo 3:32)
40:00 <faux> mo
40:00 <Maurice> Yo
40:00 <faux> lmao*
40:00 <faux> oh
40:00 <faux> lol
40:00 <faux> sorry
41:00 <TheRiddler> sezz how were the pokemon in hospital
41:00 <Serenity> i was so warm in hospy last night it was amazing
41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
41:00 <faux> lOL
41:00 <Doodle> gay is also an adjective u know Matthew
41:00 <TheRiddler> anyways bbl
41:00 <faux> im so warm rn sez
41:00 <Matthew> I am laughing at how magnificent my last line was, sorry
41:00 <Serenity> i answered you before ash i didnt get to play i was out of it most of the time
41:00 <faux> im wearing a new cardi
41:00 <TheRiddler> ohh
41:00 <faux> i love teh smell of new clothes 
41:00 <faux> is that weird
41:00 <Doodle> fine in future i will say gay as a bag of butterflies
41:00 <faux> dont answer that
41:00 <Serenity> i had those sexy compression socks and these massager things on all night and they made me so warm
41:00 <Matthew> you are taking my sarcasm the wrong way, tbh fyi
41:00 <faux> typo
41:00 <Maurice> Oh
41:00 <Maurice> Lol
41:00 <faux> but h
41:00 <faux> hi
41:00 <Maurice> Set off my highlight
41:00 <faux> lollll
41:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcK0MYgnHjo
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ras Trent Views: 9,808,843 Uploader: thelonelyisland Uploaded: Oct 22, 2011 Duration: 2m10s Rating: 4.44
41:00 <Doodle> ^Loof
41:00 <dematerialised> hehe
42:00 <Doodle> wut did u call me
42:00 <couleurs> lol @ tiggier drunk on cider
43:00 <Matthew> Trump has been voted out
43:00 <Matthew> what great news
43:00 <couleurs> wb Loof
43:00 <couleurs> ---- Nobody, Ever
43:00 <dematerialised> i would gladly welcome him back
43:00 <dematerialised> but he must first confess his sins
43:00 <dematerialised> and learn to live in peace and harmony
44:00 <Picard> <couleurs> Picard is always showing his lack of intelligence   <---rainbow flag being the gay flag. y u offeded cunty?
44:00 <Picard> Matthew?
44:00 <Picard> wtf u on about
44:00 <Picard> trump for president
44:00 <Doodle> the rainbow flag is the national flag of homonia
44:00 <Picard> the world will be a better place
44:00 <Doodle> peas & harmony
44:00 <dematerialised> peas and hammony
44:00 <Doodle> my sister had pea icecream in china
44:00 <dematerialised> any good?
44:00 <Doodle> pretty sure it was pee icecream
44:00 <Doodle> apparently it wasnt bad
44:00 <Doodle> i hate peas so i wouldnt like it
44:00 <dematerialised> ah
45:00 <Matthew> no
45:00 <Picard> yes
45:00 <dematerialised> you cant buy me hotdog maaaaaaaaan
45:00 <Maurice> I hate peas too
45:00 <Maurice> Devils food
45:00 <dematerialised> peas are ok when smothered in gravy and salt
45:00 <Doodle> i dont mind them in like fried rice or stuff like that
45:00 <Doodle> but on their own ew
45:00 <Doodle> no pls
45:00 <couleurs> i like peas n a pod
46:00 <Matthew> an ex-chatter from this channel sent me a very rude (and unexpected) Snapchat video VERY early this morning
46:00 <Doodle> hot
46:00 <Doodle> i used to like them when i was a kid
46:00 <Doodle> me grandma and me used to shell the peas
46:00 <Maurice> I pick them out of fried rice
46:00 <Doodle> and eat them
46:00 <dematerialised> two hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph GROOOOOOOOOOUND
46:00 <Doodle> i cbf Maurice
47:00 <Maurice> I am the master of picking out food I don't like
47:00 <Doodle> lol ye
47:00 <Doodle> i have gathered
47:00 <Maurice> That only makes me half fussy, coz if I was full fussy I wouldn't eat foods with stuff in it that I don't like
47:00 <Doodle> its funny you are so fussy with food considering the things you've had in your mouth
47:00 <Maurice> 'Should I put onion in it?' 'doesn't bother me, I'll eat around it'
47:00 <Maurice> Different taste buds ;)
48:00 <Matthew> it was
48:00 <Serenity> so thats why simba is so angry
48:00 <Serenity> hes a closet homosexual
48:00 <Doodle> eehehhe
48:00 <Doodle> oh
48:00 <Doodle> i thought it was obv
48:00 <Doodle> like
48:00 <Doodle> looool
48:00 <dematerialised> yeah those ones are at the back of her throat
48:00 <Doodle> ye
48:00 <Maurice> Plus, no taste buds at the back of my throat
48:00 <Maurice> GET OUT
48:00 <Doodle> loool
48:00 <dematerialised> HAHAH
48:00 <Doodle> i was gonna type it
48:00 <Doodle> but lazy
48:00 <Maurice> Theres lazy then theres laying down to do the Thriller dance lazy
48:00 <Doodle> rofl
49:00 <couleurs> so is Picard
49:00 <Serenity> in hindsight it is
49:00 <Doodle> his hair
49:00 <Doodle> for a start
49:00 <Matthew> no. it was an ex-chatter filming himself having his dick sucked by quite a plump young girl
49:00 <CrIp> https://radio.abc.net.au/stations/triplej/live?play=true
49:00 <Matthew> I could see everything... tbh
49:00 <CrIp> wsn live @ splendour 20 min
49:00 <Doodle> PLUMP
49:00 <Doodle> great word
49:00 <Doodle> dat kat
49:00 <TheRiddler> I am back
49:00 <Serenity> so slack
49:00 <Doodle> TheRiddler
49:00 <Doodle> when u join it goes [21:48] * TheRiddler ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne
49:00 <Doodle> so we know
49:00 <TheRiddler> yes I know
49:00 <Doodle> u just like to be annoying?
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <faux> ehe
50:00 <CrIp> HI LOVERS
50:00 <Doodle> was she pleasingly plump?
50:00 <Matthew> she wasn't fat but not skinny either
50:00 <Doodle> hai CrIpla
50:00 <CrIp> my cock is plump for faux
50:00 <faux> pleasingly
50:00 <faux> or pleasantly
50:00 <faux> pox CrIp 
50:00 <faux> pox
50:00 <faux> pix*
50:00 <Matthew> I got an unexpected 4.30am boner watching it anyway
50:00 <Matthew> I even had to replay it
50:00 <Doodle> pleasingly
50:00 <CrIp> :P
50:00 <Doodle> thats ok i totally understand
50:00 <dematerialised> the trick is to use a bouncer then say "its ok im back" when you are back
50:00 <Doodle> Lumeah are u back too
50:00 <dematerialised> it re-assures everyone
50:00 <Doodle> confirm/deny
50:00 <dematerialised> doodel same URL for F1?
51:00 <Doodle> pleasingly pox
51:00 <faux> dont you :P me
51:00 <faux> get snapping 
51:00 <CrIp> doodle on a scale of 0-smoking hawt, ur sister is like 9
51:00 <Doodle> rofl
51:00 <Doodle> she turns 40 next month 
51:00 <Picard> where is the pic Matthew
51:00 <CrIp> really >?
51:00 <CrIp> damn
51:00 <Doodle> ye
51:00 <Doodle> ye seems to be working
51:00 <British^Meat> .sh.30are
51:00 <British^Meat> lol
51:00 <dematerialised> kewl
51:00 <British^Meat> i mean share
51:00 <Picard> hrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
51:00 <Doodle> http://www.zoptv.com/live/channel-4-uk
51:00 <British^Meat> when does it start?
51:00 <Doodle> 9 mins
51:00 <dematerialised> ^
52:00 <CrIp> still hawt
52:00 <Matthew> it was a video, not a picture
52:00 <faux> pix of sister
52:00 <Picard> well share
52:00 <CrIp> im 34 tues
52:00 <CrIp> :(
52:00 <Doodle> old cunt
52:00 <Clarkson> i will spell how the fuck i like
52:00 <CrIp> fu
52:00 <Matthew> you  clearly don't know the rules of Snapchat
52:00 <faux> mmm old cunts
52:00 <Picard> yes 
52:00 <faux> love me a seasoned Nan
52:00 <faux> wait
52:00 <faux> Man 
52:00 <faux> LOL
52:00 <Matthew> OMG LOL
52:00 <Serenity> .........
52:00 <Serenity> lollllll
52:00 <faux> not a granny
52:00 <dematerialised> i love me a seasoned naan
52:00 <Matthew> she loves Nanna Punani
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <faux> oh dear
52:00 <Doodle> jesus
52:00 <British^Meat> wish i had a smart tv in the bedroom i gotta hit the sack soon
52:00 <TheRiddler> is that when the broadcast start or the race?
52:00 <Doodle> both
52:00 <TheRiddler> oh
52:00 <dematerialised> i should see if kodi has a channel 4 plugin
52:00 <Doodle> well the broadcast is all day cos its a channel stream
53:00 <Serenity> bit of the ol sun dried tomato
53:00 <Doodle> LOL
53:00 <Doodle> SARAH
53:00 <Doodle> SHUT UP
53:00 <dematerialised> does it taste like tomato though?
53:00 <Serenity> LOL
53:00 <faux> lllllllol
53:00 <Matthew> labia
53:00 <faux> ew
53:00 <Doodle> ffffffffuck
53:00 <faux> can we not
53:00 <Serenity> i just tried to laugh and it really hurt
53:00 <Serenity> omg
53:00 <dematerialised> i think we should
53:00 <dematerialised> to be honest
53:00 <dematerialised> sezz show me your  battle scars
53:00 <Serenity> theyre under dressings atm
53:00 <dematerialised> gay
54:00 <Serenity> theyre like 1cm wide
54:00 <Doodle> french dressings
54:00 <Matthew> vulva
54:00 <Doodle> bless u
55:00 <Picard> Serenity hows the diet?
55:00 <Serenity> fuck off picard
55:00 <Picard> wtf
55:00 <Doodle> lol
55:00 <dematerialised> https://i.imgflip.com/hypd1.jpg
55:00 <Picard> just a question
55:00 <Serenity> no its not
55:00 <Doodle> who asks a girl that
55:00 <Picard> its not?
55:00 <Matthew> a really great way to begin a conversation with a lady
55:00 <Matthew> exactly right, Doodle
55:00 <Picard> lol
55:00 <dematerialised> picard has never been with a lady
55:00 <dematerialised> only bushpigs
55:00 <Picard> u feminine bitch Matthew
56:00 <Clarkson> i wasnt fucking whingeing, kid
56:00 <Serenity> my tums still all bloated from being inflated too dematerialised
56:00 <Picard> Serenity is ofter bragging about her diet, im just making convo
56:00 <Serenity> it looks weird
56:00 <Matthew> why am I a "feminine bitch" for standing up for women?
56:00 <Picard> often*
56:00 <Serenity> ive never once bragged about my diet i hardly ever talking about my 'diet' because im not on one
56:00 <Picard> becuse your a whiny little girl Matthew
56:00 <Serenity> and you're just asking to be a shit stirring fucking potato so fuick up about it
56:00 <Doodle> eehehe
56:00 <Picard> wow
57:00 <Matthew> great analysis there for my personality, Dr Phil, thanks for fucking that
57:00 <Clarkson> i turn gays straight 
57:00 <Picard> all this anger from one simple question
57:00 <Serenity> except its not a simple question
57:00 <Matthew> how's the bald patch, Picard?
57:00 <Picard> it fucking was
57:00 <Picard> shiny Matthew
57:00 <Doodle> patch its more like a desert
57:00 <dematerialised> i dont think its a patch anymore
57:00 <dematerialised> it's like a lake in the sun
57:00 <Doodle> a moon
57:00 <Picard> no its not
57:00 <dematerialised> shimmering
57:00 <Doodle> a desolate landscape
57:00 <Picard> its more a larger forehead
57:00 <TheRiddler> it's on foxsports 5
58:00 <Matthew> how is the wrinkled up old man penis, Picard?
58:00 <dematerialised> he wouldnt know he hasnt seen it in years
58:00 <Picard> its not wrinkled
58:00 <LollyCock> Serenity someone showed me your pic. You are quite attractive
58:00 <Serenity> fuck. off.
58:00 <Doodle> rofl
58:00 <Serenity> jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with you retards
58:00 <Clarkson> nightclubs do suck, fucken retro took my 15$ and kicked me out i wanna fucken payback that cunt club
58:00 <Picard> lol
59:00 <Doodle> that happens when i compliment women too
59:00 <Matthew> I've Been Thinking About You - London Beat
59:00 <Doodle> chewn
59:00 <faux> i been thinking about youuuhooo
59:00 <faux> x 3937293
59:00 <Picard> Serenity why so angry tonight
59:00 <Doodle> f1 is rain delayed so ur stuck with me
59:00 <Doodle> suffer cunts
59:00 <TheRiddler> question
59:00 <TheRiddler> why is there 1 starting in the pits?
00:00 <dematerialised> booooo
00:00 <Picard> good Doodle, i like you
00:00 <faux> mayhe cos she got sliced in half and you cunts are relentless cumguzzling shitbags
00:00 <Doodle> ARE U TRYING TO QUEER ME UP
00:00 <Matthew> what good is me and you WITHOUT YOU
00:00 <faux> next person to be shit can leave
00:00 <Clarkson> the majority of people who use the internet use facebook and crap
00:00 <Serenity> no shit not even one fucking day can these pathetic losers give it a break
00:00 <Serenity> get a fucking life
00:00 <Doodle> i use facebook and crap
00:00 <Doodle> sometimes at the same time
00:00 <faux> pix
00:00 <Doodle> lol no
00:00 <faux> Y U SO SELFISH
00:00 <dematerialised> probably made a change to the car
00:00 <TheRiddler> oh
00:00 <dematerialised> or got a penalty
01:00 <faux> EONT EVEN SEND PIX OF HIM CRAPPING 
01:00 <Doodle> ye
01:00 <faux> Crap Bag
01:00 <faux> speaking of wheres Maurice 
01:00 <Doodle> hoovering cock
01:00 <faux> hot
01:00 <Matthew> Picard, some of your comments have been quite vulgar tonight
01:00 <dematerialised> helicoptering cock
01:00 <faux> does cam know
01:00 <Doodle> lol
01:00 <Doodle> no
01:00 <British^Meat> woo
01:00 <British^Meat> get to watch the start at least
02:00 <Doodle> well
02:00 <Doodle> he hasnt found out yet
02:00 <faux> o ye
02:00 <faux> SNeaKY
02:00 <Doodle> its like a supermarket when he leaves
02:00 <Doodle> constant traffic
02:00 <Picard> Matthew what comments?
02:00 <Matthew> just in general about homosexuality and weight
02:00 <Picard> Doodle is a good bloke, i like him
02:00 <dematerialised> picard is a bit of a homo
02:00 <dematerialised> loves the shaft
02:00 <Doodle> i'm not going to be gay with u Picard
02:00 <Doodle> u can stop sucking up
02:00 <British^Meat> I think my cats developed a tickle
03:00 <dematerialised> you know he's a bit of a homo anyway Matthew
03:00 <Picard> i dont want to be gay woth you
03:00 <Clarkson> Manny is fucking funny as 
03:00 <Matthew> I do tbh
03:00 <dematerialised> everyone knows he was messaging you wanting to hook up
03:00 <Doodle> dont lie
03:00 <Matthew> "u can stop sucking" ... there is something I don't hear very often
03:00 <Serenity> doodle can u make me some tea
03:00 <Serenity> ty
03:00 <Doodle> yes
03:00 <Doodle> i am about to make coffee
03:00 <Serenity> ace
03:00 <dematerialised> does your wife know you are on irc trying to pick up gay men Picard?
03:00 <Picard> Matthew u want to hook up with Doodle?
03:00 <faux> oh good
03:00 <British^Meat> i scratch her back and she just goes mental and starts licking
03:00 <dematerialised> a dinkle
04:00 <faux> ill have annapple pie
04:00 <faux> ty
04:00 <Doodle> um
04:00 <Matthew> we already have and it was divine
04:00 <Doodle> i cant help u there lol
04:00 <Doodle> ye Picard
04:00 <Picard> lol
04:00 <faux> useless
04:00 <Doodle> u missed out
04:00 <Picard> is he good Doodle
04:00 <Doodle> how could u doubt that
04:00 <Doodle> its Matthew
04:00 <Matthew> exactly right
04:00 <Picard> he is a little to whiny for me
04:00 <faux> to whiny or not to whiny
04:00 <Doodle> brb kettling
04:00 <British^Meat> mansell to win
05:00 <faux> that is the a
05:00 <faux> q.
05:00 <Picard> i prefer my men to be men, not femanine
05:00 <faux> femanine
05:00 <dematerialised> nine of them
05:00 <Matthew> oh fuck off seriously
05:00 <faux> i prefer me men literate
05:00 <dematerialised> i prefer me men to not be femininety
05:00 <faux> and not resembling a sunburnt snowman 
05:00 <Serenity> lol
06:00 <Picard> Matthew is the bitch of the relationship
06:00 <dematerialised> it's the money, that keeps the bitch going on
06:00 <Matthew> can you please stop using my name in such a degrading way
07:00 <Serenity> ty doodlybutt
07:00 <Picard> what would you have me call you?
07:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/gallery/FgLm84u
07:00 <Doodle> yw
07:00 <Matthew> not "bitch" for a start!
07:00 <Picard> sorry sweetie
07:00 <LollyCock> heh
07:00 <Doodle> i like my men to be honest with their sexuality, unlike Picard who is so far in the closet he is in narnia
08:00 <LollyCock> leave Picard alone
08:00 <dematerialised> well when the peak of your sexual achievements is his wife, you kind of need to start exploring the horizons
08:00 <Doodle> other planets
09:00 <dematerialised> hehe
09:00 <Doodle> galaxies
09:00 <dematerialised> DiMeNSioNS
09:00 <Doodle> eeeeee
09:00 <dematerialised> that would be a good gay club name
09:00 <Doodle> what eeeeee
09:00 <dematerialised> sure
09:00 <dematerialised> has the race started yet
10:00 <Doodle> do people still take ecstasy
10:00 <Matthew> ZzZzZ
10:00 <Doodle> nah
10:00 <Doodle> few mins i think
10:00 <dematerialised> Matthew start up a gay club in outer melbourne called Dimensions
10:00 <dematerialised> thank me later
10:00 <Matthew> there are enough gay clubs in this city already
10:00 <doctor> I want to own a bath house named the Hogpit
10:00 <dematerialised> haha nice
11:00 <Doodle> lawdy
11:00 <Doodle> pretty sure CrIp's been in the hogpit
11:00 <Matthew> Dimensions would play Enya during the day and then Tina Arena in the evenings
11:00 <Doodle> since that was his ex's surname
11:00 <dematerialised> hehe
12:00 <doctor> it'll be a real pigsty
12:00 <Doodle> play enya last so they all sail away out of ur fkn club and u can go home
13:00 <Matthew> I am currently listening to my Enya track due to this conversation, Tea-House Moon
13:00 <couleurs> when is Tina Arena getting her own arena and will it be called The Tina Arena Arena?
13:00 <Doodle> lol
13:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiuSgBEm8IA
13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Enya - (1995) - The Memory Of Trees - 08 Tea-House Moon Views: 52,402 Uploader: ItalyEnya Uploaded: Aug 30, 2008 Duration: 2m44s Rating: 4.94
13:00 <Matthew> just soothing goodness
13:00 <Doodle> the tina arena recreation & amenities centre
14:00 <Matthew> it does get better mid-song onwards
14:00 <Doodle> i cant watch it cos i'm listening to david coulthard trying to master english
14:00 <morgoth> you people got it all wrong, you dont need special premises for a party, party is a state of mind. when you are the incarnation of party, party follows you around
14:00 <Matthew> DiMeNsIoNs
14:00 <Doodle> theres a party in me pants
14:00 <Matthew> WOOHOO
15:00 <Doodle> LollyCock
15:00 <Doodle> is it a musk stick?
15:00 <Doodle> a bullet?
15:00 <dematerialised> i wish i had a bag of musk sticks right now
15:00 <Doodle> i could go a huge bag of breasts
15:00 <Picard> Doodle im bi
16:00 <Matthew> PIKA
16:00 <Picard> no big secret
16:00 <Doodle> jesus Picard, nobody's safe
16:00 <dematerialised> he's not bi he's just not getting any from his woman
16:00 <dematerialised> hasn't for nearly 10 years
16:00 <Matthew> that conversation is so 15 minutes ago
16:00 <Picard> i realised it doubled my chances of getting a root
16:00 <Doodle> there is no such thing as bisexual, its just greediness
16:00 <dematerialised> its the same as prison rules
16:00 <dematerialised> you arent fucking your bitch for a few years
16:00 <dematerialised> its out of neccesity
17:00 <Picard> lol
17:00 <Matthew> xx
18:00 <Maurice> (20:01:30) (faux): Crap Bag
18:00 <Maurice> Mike Crap Bag
19:00 <faux> lolll
20:00 <Serenity> i need to le poop
20:00 <Doodle> f1 quali starting dematerialised
20:00 <Doodle> 30 secs
20:00 <dematerialised> roger ty
20:00 <Doodle> i beg your pardon
20:00 <Doodle> i will not
20:00 <Serenity> check ur phone dematerialised you fgt
21:00 <dematerialised> i dont even know where my phone is lol
21:00 <Serenity> useless
22:00 <couleurs> Picard the fat old bald guy just doubled his chances of getting a root by going bisexual... or so he says
23:00 <Serenity> so from none to...
23:00 <Maurice> None
24:00 <Doodle> heheee
24:00 <Picard> couleurs only root u get is when the dog goes down on u
25:00 <under> couleurs: 
25:00 <under> what a goal
25:00 <under> incredible
25:00 <couleurs> Picard only root u get is when u r gardening
25:00 <under> from the center of the pitch
25:00 <under> did you see it?
25:00 <under> couleurs: juventus bought higuain lol
25:00 <under> 90 mln
25:00 <TheRiddler> finally bought my shoes
26:00 <under> they are crazy
26:00 <couleurs> pics
26:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.brandhousedirect.com.au/products/adidas-originals-hard-court-hi-mens#512101273
26:00 <TheRiddler> went with these
27:00 <couleurs> agreed
27:00 <dematerialised> Doodle im assuming you're watching foxtel or something
27:00 <dematerialised> f1 isnt on tv here
27:00 <dematerialised> :(
27:00 <Doodle> oh nah
27:00 <Doodle> i'm streaming it illegally cos i am a rebel
27:00 <dematerialised> oh
27:00 <Doodle> http://www.zoptv.com/live/channel-4-uk
27:00 <TheRiddler> in the black n dark red
27:00 <couleurs> PORPLE
28:00 <dematerialised> link me up
28:00 <dematerialised> ty
28:00 <Doodle> red flag atm
28:00 <dematerialised> ye
29:00 <dematerialised> doriftu
31:00 <Serenity> homos
31:00 <couleurs> agreed
31:00 <Doodle> o/`
31:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13709970_1350066698341407_1711097377981436892_n.jpg?oh=d6c23053498e4dd6233ec16d7bfd4913&oe=582376B7
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol cute
33:00 <under> lol
33:00 <under> who watch f1?
33:00 <under> it's the worst
33:00 <dematerialised> you're the worst
34:00 <Picard> how many weeks did you have to save to buy those?
35:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilnnMzK_m8w&list=RDilnnMzK_m8w
35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Beastie Boys - Intergalactic (High Quality) Views: 446,108 Uploader: mtveuropez Uploaded: Dec 16, 2010 Duration: 4m33s Rating: 4.81
36:00 <couleurs> YEA
38:00 <under> no ferrari winning
38:00 <under> no point to watch f1
38:00 <TheRiddler> classic
39:00 <faux> eheeee
39:00 <faux> i want a kitty
40:00 <couleurs> :o
40:00 <TheRiddler> does youre place allow pets?
40:00 <TheRiddler> -e
41:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
41:00 <faux> yeah
41:00 <TheRiddler> cool
41:00 <faux> me neighbour across me has a dog
41:00 <TheRiddler> just gotta find the perfect cat
41:00 <faux> and thenlady upstairs too
41:00 <faux> chow chow
41:00 <faux> lol
41:00 <faux> theyre frands
41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
41:00 <faux> ye
42:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gc4QTqslN4
42:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Trashmen - Surfin Bird - Bird is the Word 1963 (RE-MASTERED) (ALT End Video) (OFFICIAL VIDEO) Views: 7,119,098 Uploader: VDJ MikeyMike Uploaded: Feb 8, 2012 Duration: 2m21s Rating: 4.87
42:00 <TheRiddler> https://angieantitheist.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/omg_spoon_cat.jpg
42:00 <TheRiddler> this is now your cat :p
43:00 <couleurs> :p
43:00 <faux> omgosh
43:00 <faux> i want it
43:00 <faux> i want a cute floof
44:00 <couleurs> berdberdberd
44:00 <TheRiddler> is that what you'll call it
44:00 <faux> no
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <dematerialised> i keep considering getting meself a feline companion but then i remember they cost money and you cant ignore htem
44:00 <faux> lol
44:00 <faux> you kinda can with a cat cant you
44:00 <faux> theyre not as high maintenance as dogs
45:00 <under> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H4c3uxq-yg
45:00 <under> LOL
45:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Carlo Alvino e l'orgoglio napoletano alla notizia di Sky di Higuain alla Juventus 23/7/16 Views: 95 Uploader: all goals Uploaded: Jul 23, 2016 Duration: 7m9s Rating: 4.54
45:00 <TheRiddler> yep
45:00 <faux> walking groomin etc
45:00 <faux> idk im not expert
45:00 <faux> no*
45:00 <TheRiddler> just stick out a bowl and clean the litter once a wee
45:00 <faux> eep
45:00 <faux> a week
45:00 <TheRiddler> week
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <faux> wont it be stinky
45:00 <TheRiddler> idk
45:00 <faux> lol
45:00 <faux> id prob do it daily
45:00 <TheRiddler> not sure how often you have to clean it
45:00 <faux> cos clean freak
46:00 <under> i'm sad you cannot understand
46:00 <under> they are so raging lol
47:00 <Maurice> You get litter that clumps, so you can empty it everytime they use it without throwing the whole lot out
47:00 <TheRiddler> I think those floof ones you have to watch for it because sometimes poop gets stuck to it's fur 
48:00 <British^Meat> LOL @ LOOF
48:00 <Maurice> You can also buy this thing and it goes inside your toilet bowl and teaches the cat to use the toilet
49:00 <Maurice> If he mentions every once about me banning him, I'm gonna ban him
49:00 <Maurice> Er every = even
49:00 <British^Meat> lol
49:00 <dematerialised> bene
49:00 <ShadowLurker> do us all a favour
49:00 <ShadowLurker> preban him
49:00 <morgoth> someones got an itchy trigger finger
49:00 <British^Meat> maybe all i have to say is Maurice
49:00 <dematerialised> make him prove his innocence
49:00 <Serenity> someone bring me drugs
49:00 <Serenity> lz
49:00 <Serenity> plz
49:00 <TheRiddler> where's kk
49:00 <TheRiddler> cupcake day is coming up
49:00 <TheRiddler> can you teach it to flush too
50:00 <Maurice> It's hardly an itchy trigger finger or he'd already be banned
50:00 <Serenity> tight cunts at hte hosp didnt even give me oxys
50:00 <morgoth> Serenity give your body a chance
50:00 <dematerialised> there are not enough pokemons in my area
51:00 <Serenity> go to kings park
51:00 <dematerialised> nah that requires going outside
51:00 <Serenity> lol
51:00 <dematerialised> too cold for that shit
51:00 <TheRiddler> I hope the other girl wins
51:00 <TheRiddler> err gets in
51:00 <TheRiddler> in master chef
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
52:00 <dematerialised> there's a gym around the corner that has a vaporeon protecting it
53:00 <LollyCock> katatonic_kate01 is cute
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes
53:00 <dematerialised> is she though?
53:00 <LollyCock> yes
53:00 <Serenity> i had planned to play yesterday but didnt get around to it
53:00 <faux> thats coop Maurice 
53:00 <faux> cool*
53:00 <couleurs> i'm coop
54:00 <dematerialised> i don't know what she looks like, in my mind she's a 100kg short haired bulldyke
54:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> Actually, i should be greatful that the trolls come out early - so I can ignore them! Thank you! 
54:00 <LollyCock> no she doesnt look like that
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> dem, i’ve showed you a pic of me self
54:00 <LollyCock> shes very sexy
54:00 <dematerialised> i dont think so k9
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes* I have
55:00 <LollyCock> Maurice is good looking as well
55:00 <dematerialised> i dont remember sorry k9
55:00 <dematerialised> i have a shit memory
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ok Klaus :P
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> (gold fish - american dad)
57:00 <LollyCock> wonder if I should go to the whore shop or not 
57:00 <LollyCock> hmm
57:00 <dematerialised> do it
57:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
57:00 <faux> ty
57:00 <TheRiddler> are you looking up cats now
57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <LollyCock> they put up their pprices...they used to be cheap sluts
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> andddddd next
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> So, who has printed pics at big w recently?
01:00 <LollyCock> how would I know
01:00 <LollyCock> im not a mind reader
01:00 <Serenity> nah i do mine at office works
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh!
01:00 <dematerialised> i dont print anything because paper is wasteful
01:00 <LollyCock> hehe
01:00 <georgeandwell> hi
01:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn
01:00 <georgeandwell> on m8
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah.. but old people like photos
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> because technology scares them
02:00 <couleurs> i print your moms
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shudder*
02:00 <Loof> watch them all go me cause Maurice is here hahahhaha, incoming Loof
02:00 <Loof> so predictable
02:00 <faux> no
02:00 <couleurs> PORPLE
02:00 <dematerialised> Doodle stream dead?
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
03:00 <Maurice> Uh
03:00 <dematerialised> you're a bit late Loof
03:00 <dematerialised> but sure
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <dematerialised> lets get him!
03:00 <ShadowLurker> well i print printers
03:00 <ShadowLurker> printerception
03:00 <dematerialised> (we dont care about you Loof)
03:00 <British^Meat> nah, its nothing to do with Maurice
03:00 <ShadowLurker> noone does
03:00 <British^Meat> lol why did he say that?
03:00 <Maurice> I don't think anyone needs to 'go' you because I'm here
03:00 <Maurice> You give enough reasons
03:00 <British^Meat> no shit
03:00 <Loof> promised myself i wouldn't go back to using ignore, but here goes, i'll unignore tommrow when Maurice isn't here fgts :)
03:00 <TheRiddler> why not
03:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.adoptapet.com.au/animal/animalDetails.asp?task=search&advanced=1&s=adoption&animalType=84,1,2,2,15,18,83,3,3,16,76,93,4,21,85,14,15,74,16,86,79,73,19&nameExact=1&state=2&submitbtn=Find+Animals&animalname=chrissy&tpage=1&searchType=4&animalid=485094
04:00 <dematerialised> but ShadowLurker, who prints the printers that print the printers?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif not use ignore here
04:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
04:00 <British^Meat> lol
04:00 <British^Meat> good
04:00 <Loof> ikr
04:00 <Loof> how you been?
04:00 <British^Meat> we can just trash u on ignore then
04:00 <Maurice> If you can't be man to enough to not ignore, you need your balls removed and you should log off
04:00 <ShadowLurker> chicken eggs of course
04:00 <dematerialised> ^
04:00 <Serenity> doed
04:00 <Serenity> does
04:00 <dematerialised> loof does
04:00 <dematerialised> for sure
04:00 <ShadowLurker> cant hack it *ignore*
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> side note - what the fuck is up with mass shootings and terrorist attacks…..
04:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.adoptapet.com.au/animal/animalDetails.asp?state=2&searchTypeId=4&pagesize=15&task=view&tpage=7&searchType=4&animalid=486815
05:00 <dematerialised> <Skirmish> islam
05:00 <dematerialised> bye Loof
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ dem
05:00 <ShadowLurker> really cant hack it *leaves*
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> Im gonna stay inside and eat cake!
05:00 <dematerialised> wb Loof
05:00 <dematerialised> have you got a paragraph saved in notepad for Maurice
05:00 <dematerialised> ?
05:00 <ShadowLurker> probaby
05:00 <dematerialised> you read the one he wrote for me ShadowLurker?
05:00 <ShadowLurker> hes been talking to himself for hours in notepad instead of irc
06:00 <Maurice> I don't even have to type in here for him to mention me
06:00 <Maurice> I think he has a crush :')
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos you’re awesome maurice!
06:00 <dematerialised> i reckon Loof owes me an apology
06:00 <couleurs> i'm a pet
07:00 <dematerialised> tbh
07:00 <couleurs> me 2
07:00 <Maurice> I think his parents owe all of us an apology
07:00 <dematerialised> i so desperately need caramel products
08:00 <dematerialised> someone buy me a 50kg shipment of caramel jerseys for my birthday thanks
08:00 <under> melbourne won lol
08:00 <under> go out and celebrate 
08:00 <dematerialised> Immutable do you like jersey caramels?
08:00 <ShadowLurker> loof owes society as a whole an appology
08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
09:00 <Immutable> don't know what they are
09:00 <dematerialised> https://www.nutsandsweets.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/jerseycaramel.jpg
09:00 <dematerialised> kind of like caramel fudge but not
09:00 <couleurs> and Picard too
10:00 <ShadowLurker> oh yum jerseys
10:00 <dematerialised> no i dont want picard fudge
10:00 <dematerialised> im thinking i might need to go for a drive to the lolly shop tomorrow
10:00 <LollyCock> good idea
10:00 <LollyCock> you might see me there
11:00 <Picard> wtf im not here and dematerialised is talking about me
11:00 <dematerialised> the only place i hope to see you is at the foot of a tombstone
11:00 <ShadowLurker> but you are here
11:00 <Picard> and couleurs
11:00 <LollyCock> whos tombstone?
11:00 <dematerialised> your own
11:00 <Serenity> the bp on great eastern across from po pos and next to red rooster sells the darell lea caramel snows
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
11:00 <couleurs> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)﻿
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> eyyy
12:00 <LollyCock> but im not dead yet
12:00 <Serenity> and they are amazen
12:00 <dematerialised> yet
12:00 <LollyCock> yeah
12:00 <dematerialised> dunno what those are sezz
12:00 <couleurs> stop pretending not to be here Picard i can smell you over your telephone lines
12:00 <Picard> wtf is happening in w.a, some dead cunt left in a toilet at HJ'sfor 3 days
12:00 <Serenity> http://media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com/736x/71/da/87/71da8717e758dd71813a711a27e02bbd.jpg
12:00 <Serenity> theyre like giant jersy caramels with extra
12:00 <dematerialised> oooooer
12:00 <Maurice> I can't go to Taco Bell. I'm on an all carb diet. You're so stupid, Karen
13:00 <dematerialised> yes please
13:00 <Skirmish> They look yum. 
13:00 <Immutable> hahaha airbrushing works
13:00 <couleurs> whaadd upppp y'allll
13:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
13:00 <TheRiddler> cupcake day is coming up
14:00 <couleurs> pity it wasn't you Picard
14:00 <couleurs> HEY COME BACK HERE
14:00 <dematerialised> what a scoundrel
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG
14:00 <TheRiddler> rspca*
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> think i want 8 million of the caramel … things
15:00 <dematerialised> yeah same
15:00 <TheRiddler> mark it on your calender
15:00 <TheRiddler> nooo the girl didn't make it in
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think there was a choc bar like that
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> made by Darrel Lea?
16:00 <Serenity> there is a bar or a pack of 8
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ahhhh
16:00 <Serenity> theyre darell lea
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> pac of 8
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> damn
17:00 <dematerialised> well
17:00 <dematerialised> looks like you're getting 1 million packs
17:00 <Serenity> rofll
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> I WISH!
17:00 <Serenity> i need 343232
17:00 <dematerialised> im not very good at maths i dunno how many packs that is
17:00 <LollyCock> you dont seem to be good at anything
18:00 <dematerialised> that hurts man
18:00 <LollyCock> im sure it does
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive got twisties
18:00 <dematerialised> you should try being nice to people
18:00 <dematerialised> it'll make yuo feel better
18:00 <dematerialised> what flavour twisties?
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> cheese
19:00 <dematerialised> notbad
19:00 <dematerialised> if it was chicken i was going to have to unfriend you
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <LollyCock> unfriend me?
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i havent had chicken for years
19:00 <Serenity> zig zag twisties are the bomb
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> was just gonna say that
19:00 <Loof> latest addition to my portfolio: http://i.imgur.com/lu77hsV.jpg (All graphics are registered to Loof @ nexta.com.au ©2016. Licenses shown on request.)
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai hai
19:00 <georgeandwell> hi
19:00 <couleurs> picken n flicken
19:00 <faux> couleurs irl
19:00 <faux> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2783369618376877&id=199098633470668
20:00 <dematerialised> LollyCock i am not talking to you any more and neither is anyone else
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> the child loves zig zag ones
20:00 <dematerialised> you should leave
20:00 <LollyCock> thats ok
20:00 <dematerialised> CopyRight 2016 Loof of IRC
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> ignore it
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> they go away if you don’t speak to them
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> (eventually)
20:00 <dematerialised> loof serious question, other than your recent hospitalisation do you have any mental retardation problems?
20:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn on m8
20:00 <couleurs> shibeshexy
20:00 <dematerialised> that dog is very handsome i would like to marry him
21:00 <dematerialised> do you have a severe form of autism?
21:00 <Skirmish> whoa whoa whoa whoa
21:00 <Skirmish> whoa
21:00 <Serenity> pulling the drain tube out was effing gross kate lol
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - did it hurt
21:00 <ShadowLurker> ssscchluuurrppppp
21:00 <dematerialised> which one was that in?
21:00 <dematerialised> bellybutton or your side?
21:00 <Serenity> nah didnt hurt just made me feel like spewing for a second
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> for me it was the worst pain ive experienced
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ dog
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> woof
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <Serenity> the one on the side dematerialised
22:00 <dematerialised> ah right
22:00 <Serenity> the camera went through my belly button
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> brb
22:00 <Loof> where's the drain tube go?
22:00 <Loof> in where?
22:00 <dematerialised> don't pretend to ignore me Loof
22:00 <Loof> i had a nasal decathiter (sp)
22:00 <dematerialised> you did this years ago
22:00 <Serenity> next to my liver i spose
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
22:00 <couleurs> waf
22:00 <dematerialised> rip
23:00 <Loof> pulling that fucker out went crunch and blood pissed out of my nose, i have narrow nasal passage
23:00 <Loof> oh differnt spot
23:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/gallery/o5fxm
23:00 <faux> lol
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> YASSS
23:00 <faux> cbf 
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> best op ever! ^^
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> *chants faux*
24:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on
24:00 <dematerialised> sgarn mates
24:00 <dematerialised> goldy was pm'ing me trying to do some internet sex last night
24:00 <dematerialised> the man knows no boundaries
24:00 <faux> lol
24:00 <couleurs> son of a bich
24:00 <faux> lmao
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol\
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> *coughs*
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> hyper sexualised ice user… 
26:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> garn
26:00 <couleurs> nm just picken n flicken
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> sorry… the draining tube
26:00 <faux> great now hes pming m
26:00 <faux> e
26:00 <faux> jut what i nee
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <faux> d
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> can’t you just ignore him?
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> did they give you drugs before taking it out?
27:00 <Serenity> christ on a bike they really dont tell you how bad the gas pains can be
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw they do
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> and give you drugs
28:00 <Loof> arrrght kateeeee this is making me feel queezy :(
28:00 <Loof> i hate hospital so much
28:00 <Serenity> only drugs i have are nurofen and panadol
28:00 <Serenity> nothing is gonna touch this pain
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUT - he hispital is stingie with pain meds
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> they gave me 10 endone after c-section :|
28:00 <Serenity> yeah i had endone after csec
28:00 <Serenity> you get nothing with gallbladder after you leave now
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> given, I haven’t used all of them… so that’s pretty good
29:00 <Loof> slipping between feeling sick and in agony to complete boredom
29:00 <Loof> hate it
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah that’s shit
29:00 <Clarkson> htc have shit screens and the touchscreen works crap on thm compared to an iphone
29:00 <Serenity> except 400mg nurofen
29:00 <Serenity> woo...
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> I had panadne forte I think...
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL cunts
29:00 <Clarkson> if u go with centerlink u gotta sign up with a job provider also, hate those cunts
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> just have to fart it out?
29:00 <Serenity> yeah basically fart n burp it out n wait
29:00 <Serenity> killing in my shoulder
29:00 <Serenity> did you hear tho, i didnt have me gallbladder out i really had a lap band done..
30:00 <Loof> even the thought of that dit     dit     dit   brings back so so so many bad memroies of hospital
30:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
30:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd52Atd9JIY
30:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: System Of A Down - Aerials - Igor Presnyakov - acoustic fingerstyle guitar Views: 1,513,372 Uploader: Igor Presnyakov Uploaded: Aug 19, 2010 Duration: 3m33s Rating: 4.96
30:00 <Loof> hey georgie
30:00 <faux> dit dit dit remiix
30:00 <Serenity> thats the IRC scuttlebutt
30:00 <dematerialised> you had a lacky band
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> I KNEW IT
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice cover story fatteh
31:00 <Loof> who ever linked Igor Presnyakov is a fucking champion
31:00 <dematerialised> thanks Loof
31:00 <Loof> and i'm regretting the ignore
31:00 <dematerialised> <3
31:00 <Loof> lol faux
31:00 <Loof> did did dit CLEAR!
31:00 <Serenity> ye i got eXPoSeD
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah i just giggled out loud then
31:00 <Serenity> getting it done after i dont qualify for one anymore thats a good cover story
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> I wonder if you can do some baby wind massages… get someone to move yo’ legs and massage your tummy?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you can cheat ….
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <faux> fuck
32:00 <Clarkson> i'm not going to go hey mate what type of black cunt are you?
32:00 <faux> shut up clarkson
32:00 <Clarkson> that can't get a fucking job
32:00 <faux> oh
32:00 <dematerialised> why not Clarkson it's important to not fuck up the different types of black people
32:00 <Clarkson> to make sure it looks extra shit when the agents come round
32:00 <faux> im no blacky clarkson 
32:00 <Clarkson> brainz, if someone stuck their dick up your arse they'd give you brain damage
32:00 <faux> ow
32:00 <Loof> i stil haven't applied for that job it's been weeks, been so sick
32:00 <Serenity> possibly thing i just read then says to bring my knees up to my chest n sit like that for 5-15 mins..
32:00 <Serenity> yeah thats happening
32:00 <Serenity> walking seems to help a bit
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL! aww like a baby
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah walking always helped with gallstones.. i used to walk for hours at night sometime
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
33:00 <Loof> hope it's still available
33:00 <Loof> need to do a decent portfolio
33:00 <Loof> that will take 2 weeks
33:00 <Loof> need a job so bad
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda scary actually come to think of it… lol walking round @ 2am… in pain
33:00 <Serenity> haha the strange things you do when youre in pain
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> in ramdom streets round me hood
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEP
33:00 <couleurs> wow demat is Loof... ExPoSeD
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> glad it’s over for you now!
33:00 <couleurs> fkn got u
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
33:00 <Serenity> i can eat without pain thats the most important bit
34:00 <Loof> too much time on my hands waiting for tutors to get back to me, getting bored
34:00 <Loof> diploma nearly finished :)
34:00 <Loof> few more months
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAY!
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> I made up for not eating much… and put 20kgs on
34:00 <Serenity> i even had some tim tams to celebrate haha
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was like YASSS FOOD 
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ you
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> I alway reward me self with food, when i’m attempting to be ‘healthier’ 
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <Serenity> haha
35:00 <Loof> pretty full on atm tho
35:00 <Loof> these last dozen or so assignments are a bitch
35:00 <Loof> that's why i'm always bbl'ering
35:00 <Loof> bbl
35:00 <Serenity> hows that little human going
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> HOWEVER…. today, went out and got coffee - no cake!
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh he is so adorable!
35:00 <Serenity> naww
35:00 <Serenity> i got to meet my little 6 week old nephew yesterday hes so boofool
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> awwww
36:00 <dematerialised> marijuana is a hell of a drug
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> went to the Dr today for a follow up… and as part of the routine ‘check’ was to discuss contraception 
37:00 <TheRiddler> go pokemon hunting
37:00 <georgeandwell> hi
37:00 <georgeandwell> how is every1
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> I laughed at the dr and said, yeah that won’t ever be happening again 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
37:00 <Serenity> i love how they do that right away
37:00 <Serenity> like baby has been out 5 mins HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT CONTRACEPTION??
37:00 <Serenity> lol
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> I KNOW!
38:00 <couleurs> he's having a kernel panic 
38:00 <dematerialised> SYSTeM CRaSH
38:00 <couleurs> error 404 brein not found
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> me bestie and her brother are like 10 - 11 months apart something weird like that
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> FUCK THAT
38:00 <Maurice> My best friend is in jan and her bro in nov lol
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> so, some peeps can’t get enough of the D
38:00 <Serenity> maurices boys are crazy close
38:00 <Maurice> 14 months
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
39:00 <dematerialised> EAX'd when he should have EAC'd
39:00 <Maurice> And 3 days
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
39:00 <Maurice> But I'd at least stopped bleeding for I got a rogering
39:00 <Serenity> there were girls in my class at school they were 10 months apart
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus
39:00 <Maurice> Before*
40:00 <Maurice> Yeah my friend and her bro were in the same year at school coz this is back before they split the year
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
40:00 <Maurice> 'Are you twin?' 'No, mum was just loose'
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> get a fucking TV for entertainment
40:00 <Clarkson> i thought i saw cunt
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
40:00 <Maurice> Twins*
40:00 <Serenity> same with the girls in my class
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> bam bam
40:00 <Serenity> we could never work out why they were sisters and in the same year but not twins
40:00 <Serenity> dum kidz
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> mum and dad were insane!
41:00 <IthinkNot> evening all
41:00 <couleurs> should troll him and ask for an extravagant website quote for Picard's Air Conditioning and Solar Panel Installs Ltd
41:00 <IthinkNot> anyone here have one of those smart tv boxes ??
41:00 <Serenity> mums a horny tart
41:00 <Serenity> lol
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <Maurice> EXCUSE YOU, I AM SO
41:00 <TheRiddler> "it's 2 people connecting. with 4 other people and aliens"
41:00 <TheRiddler> I've started OitnB season 4 finally
41:00 <Maurice> Crazy eyes
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive still got eps of that to watch
42:00 <dematerialised> you mean like those fetch tv things?
42:00 <IthinkNot> like a minex 
42:00 <dematerialised> never heard of it sorry boss
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> but wentworth first
42:00 <Maurice> I'm on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
42:00 <Serenity> ive been watching dawsons creek
42:00 <Serenity> because im 12 irl
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> turn the ch and some dude is cooking on a stove with a shovel 
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> WTF
43:00 <dematerialised> authentic oven pizza?
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, some lame cooking show
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> food network
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lord
44:00 <IthinkNot> http://www.ebay.com/itm/291674548141?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT
44:00 <IthinkNot> one of those 
44:00 <dematerialised> ohhhh those things
44:00 <dematerialised> running unofficial xbmc n shit
44:00 <dematerialised> and PVR
44:00 <georgeandwell> hi
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> me bestie used to love DC
44:00 <georgeandwell> its me
44:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl
44:00 <Maurice> I watched the new PeeWee Herman movie yesterday, it's got Alcide in it
44:00 <georgeandwell> my lovely
45:00 <IthinkNot> know anything about them ?
45:00 <dematerialised> i can help you with the software
45:00 <dematerialised> not the hardware
45:00 <IthinkNot> the moe i look the moe fkn confusing it is 
46:00 <dematerialised> those things are cheap chinese/taiwan hardware running XBMC/Kodi which is a standalone media centre
46:00 <dematerialised> they are shit because they run unofficial plugins and stuff
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTSUgXkfooA <— SO I wanna play this! 
46:00 <dematerialised> i wouldnt go connecting them to facebook or anything
46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Forza Horizon 3 Official E3 Trailer Views: 2,514,395 Uploader: Xbox Uploaded: Jun 13, 2016 Duration: 1m54s Rating: 4.93
46:00 <KenKaniff> The Nvidia Shield is where it's at IthinkNot
47:00 <IthinkNot> KenKaniff ?? explain 
47:00 <couleurs> wow it's only $25, i bet it's really good
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <dematerialised> infact i wouldnt even want to connect it to my network
47:00 <Doodle> podium for ricciardo!
48:00 <couleurs> me 2
48:00 <IthinkNot> couleurs i spose i could pay $150 fo the same thing fom an aussie buyer
48:00 <KenKaniff> IthinkNot look it up, its heavily over prices, but I don't think you could go wrong with it
48:00 <TheRiddler> see you later thug life
49:00 <KenKaniff> priced*
49:00 <IthinkNot> KenKaniff thank you, I will
49:00 <couleurs> what a rip, it's just a cheap android box running kodi with dumb plugins and probably infected with chinese malware
50:00 <KenKaniff> lol @ couleurs
50:00 <IthinkNot> i know heaps of people that have these cheap impots and ae happy but they all tell me diffeent things, figured you guys would be the best to ask
50:00 <dematerialised> it'll do what it says on the box IthinkNot
51:00 <dematerialised> its just cheap ripoff stuff is all
52:00 <IthinkNot> dematerialised i just posted that one as an example 
52:00 <IthinkNot> ive looked at so many im now confused as fuck 
52:00 <couleurs> get a nexus player instead, i have 1 it's good probably second best to the nvidia shield but at half the price ok bye
53:00 <dematerialised> yeah, but they are all cheap ripoff stuff, anything that mentions xbmc/kodi is pirated software
53:00 <dematerialised> a $20 one will probably be exactly the same as a $120 one
53:00 <KenKaniff> he's right
53:00 <IthinkNot> dematerialised  thats what has confused me
54:00 <dematerialised> the only difference will probably be the "plugins" it comes with
54:00 <dematerialised> like international tv channels
54:00 <dematerialised> e.t.c
54:00 <IthinkNot> thanks guys, I appreciate this
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> so not a fan of peewee
54:00 <Maurice> This movie was his worst
54:00 <Maurice> He didn't sound the same and he had that much makeup on he looked plastic
55:00 <IthinkNot> couleurs thank you will look it up
55:00 <dematerialised> if you were tech savvy you could get the hardware and install kodi yourself and not have to worry about dodgy software
55:00 <dematerialised> thats my only problem with them is dodgy software
55:00 <IthinkNot> dematerialised im not but they all seem to have it aleady installed
55:00 <dematerialised> yeah
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <georgeandwell> gidday m8
56:00 <IthinkNot> <--- dumb female :/
56:00 <dematerialised> i say go the cheapest and see if it does what you want
56:00 <KenKaniff> IthinkNot you know whats best imo? Just download what you want to watch through torrents.
56:00 <KenKaniff> My dad and brother do all the streaming stuff
56:00 <KenKaniff> I just download it, not buffering, no sub titles its just plain and simple, for me anyway
56:00 <dematerialised> the only serious advice i would give you is dont connect it to your network or to any accounts like facebook or google
56:00 <IthinkNot> KenKaniff i used to but my new pc keeps telling me eveything is a fkn virus
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna see tarzan
56:00 <Doodle> i wonder why
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos the fuckin’ hawt dude
56:00 <Doodle> durrrrr
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> eye candy!
56:00 <Maurice> Eric
56:00 <Maurice> Nom
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> *drools*
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’d have his babies
56:00 <Doodle> one at a time
57:00 <KenKaniff> ahh yeah
57:00 <IthinkNot> so where do you guys whatch things though coz i could connect my pc to the tv ?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> despite not wanting anything to do with dick
57:00 <Clarkson> gay nick cunt
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> oi clarky 
57:00 <Clarkson> and can i fuck u?
57:00 <Doodle> my nick is not gay clarky
57:00 <Clarkson> dont ruin my shit
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> no clarky
57:00 <Doodle> um
57:00 <Clarkson> 5 more fucking days
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
57:00 <Doodle> what happens in 5 days clarky
57:00 <Clarkson> Hmm growing dildo
57:00 <Doodle> oic
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
57:00 <Doodle> will it be ripe then clarky?
57:00 <Clarkson> and your ass is red.
57:00 <Doodle> it is not
57:00 <Doodle> thats a damn lie
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> Clarky, do you like doodle?
57:00 <Clarkson> Essendon played shit
57:00 <Doodle> :/
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> right
58:00 <dematerialised> if you've got a new tv you can connect to your pc over wireless
58:00 <dematerialised> or even probably a network cable
58:00 <IthinkNot> dematerialised even with an anti vius ?
58:00 <dematerialised> yeah the AV shouldn't block legitimate things
58:00 <dematerialised> if it does its a shit av
58:00 <Clarkson> yeah great - i won't ask you for cock pics pandas
58:00 <Doodle> clarky likes dick more than doodle
58:00 <Clarkson> 100 megabit is fucking crazy
59:00 <IthinkNot> dematerialised no all 4 tvs ae a few ys old now
59:00 <dematerialised> nah they should still do it if they arent cheapies
59:00 <Loof> liveness?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> mega dick clarky?
59:00 <Clarkson> yes she does enjoy the dick talk
59:00 <Doodle> lol
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> clarky, is it true that YOU infact like the dick talk?
59:00 <Clarkson> you can't see shit
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes fist*
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