// #melbourne — 2016-07-25
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00:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> next, clarky1
00:00:00 <Clarkson> u stupid profit follower cunt
00:00:00 <Doodle> rude
00:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> HOW VERY DARE YOU!
00:36:00 <hopps> hello Tim-Sim
00:37:00 <hopps> you are here for jen?
02:25:00 <TheRiddler> lmao the sex talk in the visitation room
02:26:00 <TheRiddler> and the kid is like wtf
02:27:00 <Lumeah> eh?
02:28:00 <TheRiddler> Orange is the new black
02:34:00 <hopps> you would love that wouldnt you TheRiddler
02:34:00 <hopps> anything to do with kids and sex
02:34:00 <Clarkson> I didn't fuck him for ages, so he knew it was coming
02:35:00 <TheRiddler> a bet a kid can beat you up twiggy
05:28:00 <hopps> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
10:45:00 <emuls> yo
11:01:00 <Student> Greetings
11:03:00 <emuls> salutations
11:04:00 <Student> :)
11:55:00 <dematerialised> guten morgen
11:56:00 <Student> :-/
12:07:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
12:07:00 <Student> hey
12:44:00 <dematerialised> what a day
12:45:00 <Student> :)
12:50:00 <Student> centerlink pay day today? ;P
13:06:00 <Loof> hey demat <3
13:08:00 <dematerialised> didnt know centrelink payday was monday
13:08:00 <dematerialised> bye Loof you spineless worm
13:08:00 <dematerialised> its just a lovely day
13:10:00 <Student> ok if you say so
13:14:00 <dematerialised> although its a bit cold
13:14:00 <dematerialised> but that cant be avoided
13:14:00 <dematerialised> the sun is trying it's best
13:16:00 <Student> so what are your plans? going out?
13:18:00 <dematerialised> nope unfortunately i am stuck inside working
13:19:00 <Serenity> the sun needs to try harder
13:20:00 <dematerialised> it really does
13:21:00 <Serenity> freezing to death here
13:24:00 <dematerialised> yeah, i went and got some milk for breakfast, didnt want to get out of the car lol
13:24:00 <dematerialised> so nice and warm
13:32:00 <Doodle> https://media.giphy.com/media/26tPgOD5tdTmFt4fC/giphy-downsized-large.gif
13:35:00 <dematerialised> lol
13:40:00 <Serenity> still one of my fave gifs
13:44:00 <Doodle> ^_^
16:02:00 <dematerialised> the air felt a bit warm when i got lunch, maybe that was just the car heater escaping out the window
16:03:00 <Loof> maybe it's just all the hot air coming out of your mouth
16:04:00 <dematerialised> where's my apology Loof?
16:04:00 <TheRon> have a beer on me
16:04:00 <Loof> i'm not bowing to you
16:04:00 <Loof> i dont owe you shit
16:04:00 <Clarkson> same concept -- i prefer using terminal cos atleast then i am able to ls the fucker n still get a nice descriptive layout of how the OS is laid out along with the links n shit --
16:04:00 <dematerialised> you owe me the most sincere of apologies
16:04:00 <Loof> you're not the boss of me
16:04:00 <dematerialised> for defaming my good name due to your misunderstanding of facts
16:05:00 <Loof> uwotm8?
16:05:00 <dematerialised> you realise you were wrong about TheRiddler and that you were wrong about what I said yes?
16:05:00 <Loof> do you ever stop lying?
16:05:00 <dematerialised> poor loof
16:05:00 <dematerialised> one day you'll be a man
16:06:00 <Loof> i'm more of a man than you'll ever be
16:06:00 <Loof> bitch
16:06:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAHA4Jh5jkw
16:06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Urge Overkill - Girl You'll Be a Woman Soon Views: 17,005,706 Uploader: Grand Test Auto Uploaded: Apr 2, 2010 Duration: 3m9s Rating: 4.92
16:06:00 <Loof> you're just a noneck virgin
16:07:00 <Loof> LOL! http://i.imgur.com/UnJ806O.jpg
16:07:00 <TheRon> don't be so reckless
16:08:00 <Loof> bbl
16:17:00 <dematerialised> copyright Loof (c) 2016 Loof Enterprises
16:17:00 <dematerialised> i like the attention to detail he paid to the willy
16:18:00 <dematerialised> (i think he might still be a little upset)
16:19:00 <quinn> dematerialised vs loofy
16:22:00 <dematerialised> hardly
16:22:00 <dematerialised> Loof vs his ego
16:22:00 <quinn> As soon as Loofy joins, you attack him
16:22:00 <quinn> Its dematerialised vs Loofy
16:23:00 <dematerialised> im pretty sure he cried about hot air coming out of my mouth first
16:23:00 <dematerialised> i just said the air was warm outside
16:23:00 <dematerialised> he shouldnt cry and maybe people wouldnt pick on him
16:57:00 <TheRon> run to paradise
17:19:00 <TheRon> to her door
17:26:00 <TheRon> come said the boy
17:43:00 <TheRon> who's gonna make the gravy now, i bet it won't taste the same
17:48:00 <TheRon> http://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/mitch-wallis-injury-brought-out-plenty-of-emotion-in-everyone/news-story/ce26a24489945e98b864995d26ebd660
17:49:00 <TheRon> i just think everybody needs to see this just before dinner
17:51:00 <TheRon> it's great, the foot just hanging there
18:02:00 <TheRon> every fucking city's just the same
18:18:00 <TheRon> i love easy women
18:19:00 <zaim> amen
18:19:00 <Loof> god is great :)
18:19:00 <TheRon> gary ablett is great
18:19:00 <Loof> so is Jesus
18:20:00 <TheRon> gary ablett jnr
18:21:00 <TheRon> i make hamburgers i get all the girls
18:21:00 <Loof> Isaiah 53:3 "He was despised and rejected--a man of sorrows, acquainted with deepest grief. We turned our backs on him and looked the other way. He was despised, and we did not care."
18:21:00 <TheRon> steve austin 3:16
18:24:00 <Loof> wife has been in the shower like an hour, better check she is still alive
18:24:00 <Loof> brb
18:24:00 <TheRon> i thought his wife was chained to the kitchen
18:37:00 <stompin> ok
18:39:00 <Doodle> dont tell me you're a god botherer Loof
18:39:00 <Loof> sometimes :)
18:40:00 <Loof> i'm no saint tho ;)
18:40:00 <Loof> beeeeeeeeeer
18:41:00 <Doodle> well considering mother teresa left people to rot in agony and die so she could get closer to god i doubt being considered a saint is anything worth boasting about
18:41:00 <TheRon> ratcat - that ain't ba
18:41:00 <TheRon> bad
18:41:00 <Doodle> while she had dinner with ronald reagan etc
18:41:00 <Loof> few practice what they preach
18:41:00 <Loof> she was shit
18:41:00 <Doodle> i'd go one further and say none of them practice what they preach
18:42:00 <Loof> there are some
18:42:00 <Loof> imo
18:42:00 <Loof> few tho
18:42:00 <Loof> pride and greed are two of the deadly sins most ignore
18:43:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn m8
18:43:00 <Loof> nort much m8
18:43:00 <Doodle> so having a church in every town centre on prime real estate tax free
18:43:00 <Lumeah> Sup fuckers
18:43:00 <Doodle> not gluttony?
18:43:00 <Doodle> so raping kids under their care
18:43:00 <Doodle> not lust?
18:43:00 <Loof> few practice what they preach
18:43:00 <Lumeah> True
18:43:00 <Doodle> so the pope wearing $10,000 handmade shoes
18:43:00 <Doodle> while he visits the sick and the poor
18:43:00 <Loof> see my previous post
18:44:00 <Loof> post/line
18:44:00 <Loof> comment
18:44:00 <faux> cum
18:44:00 <Doodle> well he is god's representative on earth
18:44:00 <Doodle> supposedly
18:44:00 <faux> no das me
18:44:00 <Loof> supposedly
18:44:00 <TheRon> census night, how do iget out of it?
18:44:00 <Loof> i dont agree with a lot regarding catholics
18:44:00 <Loof> like cover up child abuse
18:44:00 <Loof> etc
18:45:00 <Loof> covering*
18:45:00 <faux> CHRIST IN A cant get any more christ in me
18:45:00 <Doodle> they only cover up sexual abuse cos there was a papal bull issued telling them to cover it up
18:45:00 <Loof> they suck
18:45:00 <Doodle> until everyone who has anything to do with it is dead, or face excommunication from the church
18:45:00 <Loof> i'm not catholic
18:45:00 <Loof> well i was born catholic
18:45:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRgGpYQ4hYU
18:45:00 <Loof> but i'm not any more
18:45:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Father Brown | Shaun Micallef’s MAD AS HELL | Wednesdays, 8:30pm, ABC Views: 3,123 Uploader: madashellabctv Uploaded: May 12, 2016 Duration: 1m43s Rating: 4.92
18:45:00 <faux> on paper
18:46:00 <faux> shaun micallef makes me laugh
18:46:00 <Doodle> my values have more in common with satanism than catholicism
18:46:00 <Loof> the catholics are prety fuct
18:46:00 <Loof> satanism?
18:46:00 <Loof> lol
18:47:00 <Loof> each to their own
18:47:00 <Loof> not gonna preach
18:47:00 <Loof> like i said i'm no saint
18:47:00 <Loof> all i know is the beer is so damn good
18:47:00 <Loof> sleepies soon
18:47:00 <Loof> before maurice gets on lol
18:48:00 <Loof> and i have to bbb
18:48:00 <Loof> (bail or be banned)
18:48:00 <quinn> Maurice is a dog
18:48:00 <Loof> agreed
18:48:00 <faux> when haa maurice banned you recently
18:48:00 <faux> has*
18:48:00 <faux> and why are you so scared of her
18:48:00 <faux> lol
18:49:00 <Loof> she said my kid should be taken off me
18:49:00 <Loof> would you wanna hear dat shit?
18:49:00 <faux> that doesnt really answer my q
18:49:00 <amelia> DaT SHiT
18:49:00 <Loof> because i can't defend from the attacks without being banned
18:49:00 <Loof> oh amelia you starting dear?
18:49:00 <faux> but when has she banned you recently
18:49:00 <faux> is what i wanna know
18:49:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Michael Jackson - Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'.mp3 (13.87MB 320kbps Joint Stereo 6:03)
18:49:00 <Loof> she kicked me the other day
18:50:00 <Loof> if i stayed it would be a ban
18:50:00 <Loof> gauranteed
18:50:00 <amelia> how am i starting fwend
18:50:00 <TheRon> no lies no lies do it again
18:50:00 <amelia> (@Doodle) @mp3 Michael Jackson - Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'.mp3 (13.87MB 320kbps Joint Stereo 6:03)
18:50:00 <amelia> AHAHAA
18:50:00 <Doodle> somebody needs to make me some coffee post-haste
18:50:00 <Doodle> lol
18:51:00 <Doodle> what its a good song
18:51:00 <faux> im not moving off my bed ever again
18:51:00 <amelia> of course
18:51:00 <Doodle> oh
18:51:00 <faux> i had the worst day
18:51:00 <amelia> do you have food to munch on
18:51:00 <amelia> in bed
18:51:00 <Doodle> same why was urs shit
18:51:00 <amelia> dat will make it all better
18:51:00 <faux> no i dont eat in bed gross
18:51:00 <faux> well
18:52:00 <amelia> not even lollies
18:52:00 <faux> uncle and dad/his wife wanted to go out for lunch
18:52:00 <TheRon> she eats doodle in bed :P
18:52:00 <amelia> i catch dem in my mouf
18:52:00 <faux> so im like ok
18:52:00 <faux> even thoug i was anxious as f
18:52:00 <amelia> lollies, not doodles
18:52:00 <Doodle> sure
18:52:00 <Loof> did that stuff help faux?
18:52:00 <faux> and then they decide theyre gonna go to departnent of fair trading
18:52:00 <Doodle> did it not go well?
18:52:00 <Doodle> oh
18:52:00 <Doodle> hot lunch date
18:52:00 <Loof> that download?
18:52:00 <faux> and my leg is fucked
18:52:00 <Doodle> at the dept of fair trading
18:53:00 <stompin> you dont eat in bed just drink cum in bed
18:53:00 <Loof> with anxiety?
18:53:00 <faux> so i stayed in thebwestfields carpark
18:53:00 <faux> in the car
18:53:00 <faux> for 1.5 houra.
18:53:00 <zaim> last time youll ever do reverse cowgirl faux
18:53:00 <faux> waiting.
18:53:00 <Doodle> wtf
18:53:00 <faux> aboutto die
18:53:00 <Doodle> why havent u gone to the doc yet
18:53:00 <faux> my phone battery died so i couldnt distract meself
18:53:00 <faux> THEN I NEEDED TO PEE
18:53:00 <Loof> does the car stink now?
18:54:00 <faux> and coukdnt walk to torlets cos me leg and ibwas freaking out
18:54:00 <Doodle> :(
18:54:00 <faux> when theybfinally got back
18:54:00 <faux> we went picked up sissy from school
18:54:00 <faux> went to the restaurant
18:54:00 <Loof> i had an irie day, yes "irie" amelia
18:54:00 <TheRon> marvin gaye - i heard it thru the grapevine
18:54:00 <faux> WALKED 393729383 TO THE RESTAURANT
18:54:00 <faux> ANDNITNWAS CLOSED
18:54:00 <amelia> why are you implying i give a fuck
18:54:00 <Doodle> lol fkn hell
18:54:00 <faux> so limped back to the car
18:55:00 <faux> starving.
18:55:00 <Loof> well you're always saying irie despite hating reggae
18:55:00 <Doodle> :/
18:55:00 <Loof> so you give a fuck about giving me shit
18:55:00 <amelia> who said i hate reggae
18:55:00 <TheRon> Doodle: 7 degrees the top tomorrow
18:55:00 <amelia> are you confusing me with Floss again
18:55:00 <Doodle> chez's daughter tried to kill herself last night faux
18:55:00 <Loof> nobody who likes the generic shit you like likes reggae
18:55:00 <Loof> sorry being harsh
18:55:00 <Lumeah2> How?
18:55:00 <amelia> can you get your shit right before you start throwin my name around
18:55:00 <Loof> sorry god
18:55:00 <Loof> no need to rage
18:56:00 <TheRon> i do marvin gaye at karoke
18:56:00 <amelia> you don't know what i like, so fuck off and continue having an irie day
18:56:00 <amelia> mental patient
18:56:00 <TheRon> goes down a treat
18:56:00 <Loof> relax
18:56:00 <Loof> lol
18:56:00 <Loof> rage
18:56:00 <faux> wtf Doodle
18:56:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax.mp3 (3.63MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:57)
18:56:00 <faux> what happened
18:56:00 <Doodle> was sposed to be me mates bday dinner
18:56:00 <Loof> noone who likes reggae would critisize someone for having an illness
18:56:00 <Doodle> but it got cancelled after that
18:56:00 <amelia> you're a fuckin idiot
18:56:00 <Loof> ok
18:56:00 <faux> yes but what happened to chezs daughter
18:56:00 <faux> lol
18:57:00 <amelia> go take your tabs and pass out
18:57:00 <amelia> do us all a favour
18:57:00 <Doodle> she took a whole heap of pills and shit and rocked up and punched out her brother
18:57:00 <amelia> crackpot
18:57:00 <Loof> lol
18:57:00 <faux> wtf
18:57:00 <Loof> why she made tho?
18:57:00 <TheRon> Doodle: you don't vote but do you census?
18:57:00 <Doodle> yes
18:57:00 <TheRon> are you a jedi master?
18:57:00 <Loof> mmm beeeeer
18:57:00 <Loof> :)
18:58:00 <Loof> I know where it's at Amelia, I know your type, you know my type: I hate vain, shallow, pampered by parentals people, you hate broken depressing people who have life experience, so basically it's probably best if we ignore each other. I mean, such is life, I'm sure it's no great loss for either of us
18:58:00 <Loof> so don't call me fwend
18:58:00 <Loof> /ignore Amilia
18:59:00 <TheRon> why don't they just tack on the gay marriage thing to the census
18:59:00 <amelia> how odd
18:59:00 <amelia> yet amusing
18:59:00 <amelia> ok bye fwend -Amilia
19:00:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Chuck Fenda - All About Da Weed.mp3 (5.83MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:22)
19:00:00 <Loof> wouldn't mind some
19:00:00 <TheRon> get into the groove
19:00:00 <Loof> i'll tell you that for free
19:00:00 <Doodle> its good for the complexion
19:01:00 <Loof> lol
19:01:00 <Loof> gives u a glow
19:01:00 <Doodle> ye
19:01:00 <Loof> :P
19:01:00 <Loof> good circulation
19:01:00 <Doodle> 2rite
19:01:00 <Doodle> have a cone run a marathon
19:01:00 <Doodle> easy
19:01:00 <Loof> ikr
19:01:00 <Doodle> then sleep for a year
19:01:00 <Loof> throbbing boners not soft
19:02:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
19:02:00 <Loof> good circulation
19:02:00 <Doodle> wait what
19:02:00 <Doodle> oh
19:02:00 <Loof> hey ash :)
19:02:00 <Doodle> lol
19:02:00 <Doodle> ye
19:02:00 <amelia> clasheh
19:03:00 <TheRiddler> Went to interview then spent the time hunting Pokémon
19:03:00 <Serenity> i hate every single one of u
19:03:00 <Doodle> no u dont
19:03:00 <Loof> job interview ash?
19:03:00 <Serenity> doso
19:03:00 <TheRiddler> Earhart
19:03:00 <Doodle> :/
19:03:00 <Doodle> y
19:03:00 <Serenity> cause
19:03:00 <TheRiddler> Nah auditors
19:03:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Munga - No Fraid A.mp3 (5.84MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:22)
19:03:00 <Loof> i went for a pokehunt just then too
19:04:00 <Doodle> o
19:04:00 <Doodle> me kb is goin flat
19:04:00 <Loof> so windy and cold out there
19:04:00 <Amilia> are you on the blob Serenity
19:04:00 <Doodle> hav 2 save letters
19:04:00 <Doodle> b4 it dies
19:04:00 <Loof> only went to 3 pokestops, got dark
19:04:00 <Loof> and i had zac with me
19:04:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
19:04:00 <Serenity> no
19:04:00 <Doodle> gross
19:04:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: see mitch wallis?
19:04:00 <TheRiddler> Yep
19:04:00 <TheRiddler> Poor guy
19:05:00 <TheRon> the foot just hanging there
19:05:00 <Loof> who?
19:05:00 <Loof> if it's me i'm irie, nothing poor about me :)
19:06:00 <Loof> Ameliar is the sad case
19:07:00 <TheRiddler> There was a pidgeot earlier but I couldn't catch it
19:08:00 <Loof> why bother
19:08:00 <Loof> fuck pidgeots
19:08:00 <TheRiddler> It was 1058 cp
19:08:00 <Loof> whoa
19:08:00 <Loof> nice
19:08:00 <Loof> what lvl are you?
19:08:00 <TheRiddler> It was higher than my current 1
19:08:00 <TheRiddler> 19
19:08:00 <Serenity> you need to catch all pokemon for xp and stardust
19:08:00 <Loof> cool
19:09:00 <Loof> i tried to find a pokemon on https://pokevision.com/
19:09:00 <Loof> there's like 2 in the whole world
19:09:00 <TheRiddler> I wasted all my great balls on it
19:09:00 <Loof> maybe i'm using it wrong
19:09:00 <TheRiddler> Next lvl I get ultra balls
19:09:00 <Loof> welcome to my life
19:09:00 <Loof> oh pokemon
19:09:00 <TheRiddler> Gotta scan it a few times
19:10:00 <TheRiddler> And not all show
19:10:00 <Loof> have you got the notifier device?
19:10:00 <Loof> so you don't have to leave the app open
19:14:00 <Loof> hey missuer pissy pants, nobody likes teens so Y act lIk one?
19:14:00 <Loof> <amelia> I aint messin w n brOk niga!!!
19:14:00 <Loof> <Loof> guess that’s you out couleurs
19:14:00 <Loof> don't wori f U kEp talkin lIk DIS som dumb ho btch wiL tink you're intRStN eventually couleurs. despite U bn completely borN som dumb btch sed d way U TLK makes U :) & amelia iz evN copying U
19:15:00 <Loof> anyway parenting to do bbl <3
19:17:00 <couleurs> erm... ok
19:17:00 <TheRiddler> .
19:19:00 <couleurs> Hi Tiggier
19:19:00 <TheRiddler> Hai
19:20:00 <Amilia> wtf
19:20:00 <Amilia> has he finally lost it
19:21:00 <TheRiddler> He's lost it a while back
19:21:00 <couleurs> yea, he just found it again
19:21:00 <TheRiddler> Just wave and smile
19:21:00 <Amilia> why is he posting fake logs
19:21:00 <stompin> cause he can
19:21:00 <couleurs> i don't even TaLK lik DIS n e MoRE lol joeks on HiM
19:22:00 <couleurs> U TLK makes U :)
19:22:00 <Amilia> he told me not to call me fwend
19:22:00 <TheRiddler> WAVE AND SMILE
19:22:00 <couleurs> whoa
19:22:00 <Amilia> den he has the nerve to call me Amilia
19:22:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
19:22:00 <Amilia> how is dat even fair?????
19:22:00 <couleurs> cool new nickname
19:22:00 <Amilia> ye fanks
19:23:00 <TheRiddler> He's a permanent PMS
19:23:00 <TheRiddler> On
19:23:00 <TheRiddler> Even
19:23:00 <Amilia> haha
19:24:00 <TheRiddler> Acts like a moody teen
19:24:00 <TheRiddler> Girl teen I mean
19:25:00 <Amilia> you're distracted by pokemons aren't you
19:25:00 <couleurs> he's in his own world
19:26:00 <TheRiddler> Me
19:26:00 <TheRiddler> Nope
19:27:00 <TheRiddler> But brb found a charmander
19:27:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
19:27:00 <Doodle> is it in ur peehole
19:28:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/vGgtLph.gifv
19:29:00 <Amilia> I love her
19:29:00 <couleurs> me 2
19:29:00 <couleurs> this 1 is better
19:29:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/6cAe3uB.gifv
19:30:00 <couleurs> lmao
19:30:00 <Amilia> AHAHAHAHAA
19:31:00 <TheRiddler> Caught it
19:31:00 <Amilia> wd
19:32:00 <TheRiddler> Lol thanks
19:32:00 <TheRiddler> 1 step closer to charizard
19:32:00 <Skirmish> Did that chinese chick fall through to Australia?
19:33:00 <Amilia> CHiNeSe CHiCKeN
19:33:00 <stompin> chinese cat
19:33:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/lFD2bYr.gifv
19:33:00 <couleurs> haha fkn owned mom
19:33:00 <Serenity> chayken
19:33:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: Are you playing on your mobile or a hacked account via pc?
19:34:00 <TheRiddler> Mobile
19:34:00 <TheRiddler> Hacked account would be stupid and defeats the purpose
19:35:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/b3TbrZa.gifv
19:35:00 <Skirmish> This five letter work becomes shorter when you add to two letters to it. What is the word?
19:35:00 <Skirmish> word*
19:35:00 <Doodle> short
19:35:00 <Skirmish> Doodle is the weiner.
19:35:00 <Amilia> DO ANOTHER ONE
19:36:00 <Amilia> I LIKE RIDDLES
19:36:00 <couleurs> eat my short
19:36:00 <Skirmish> This ancient invention allows people to see through walls. What is it?
19:36:00 <Doodle> window
19:36:00 <Amilia> WINDOW
19:36:00 <stompin> glass.
19:36:00 <TheRiddler> Aw thanks amillia
19:36:00 <Doodle> why cant miss piggy count to 70
19:36:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
19:36:00 <Amilia> fuck off i am gonna stomp your head Doodle
19:36:00 <Doodle> cos she gets to 69 and gets a frog in her throat
19:36:00 <Amilia> you are BaND from RiddleTime
19:36:00 <TheRiddler> -l
19:37:00 <Doodle> jesus
19:37:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
19:37:00 <Doodle> calm down
19:37:00 <Serenity> bring me drugs instead
19:37:00 <stompin> whats brown and sticky?
19:37:00 <Doodle> A STICK
19:37:00 <Serenity> beehhh?
19:37:00 <Amilia> dust boogers
19:37:00 <stompin> POOO
19:37:00 <Amilia> ok i think you won that one
19:37:00 <Amilia> ohhhhh
19:37:00 <Skirmish> Many have heard me, but no one has seen me, and I will not speak back until spoken to. What am I?
19:37:00 <Amilia> SHUT UP DOODLE DON'T ANSWER
19:37:00 <Doodle> an echo
19:38:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
19:38:00 <Amilia> fuck sake!
19:38:00 <Clarkson> i am gay yes
19:38:00 <Amilia> this game sucks i fuckin hate it forever
19:38:00 <Doodle> lol
19:38:00 <TheRiddler> We know clarky
19:38:00 <Clarkson> You're that cunt in a wheelchair, aren't you?
19:38:00 <Serenity> doodles in a wheelchair Clarkson
19:38:00 <Clarkson> The_Baron hell no. i honestly think Adonis is a sweetie. he knows that
19:38:00 <Amilia> I hate riddles
19:38:00 <TheRiddler> No I'm not wheelsonfire
19:38:00 <Amilia> you ruined em for me
19:38:00 <Doodle> how did i ruin them
19:39:00 <Amilia> and now I'm sneezing
19:39:00 <TheRiddler> Aw why hate me
19:39:00 <Amilia> its jus a terrible night
19:39:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
19:39:00 <Amilia> hahahaha
19:39:00 <TheRiddler> Terrible murmelia
19:39:00 <Amilia> ahaahaa
19:39:00 <Amilia> dork
19:40:00 <TheRiddler> Snort
19:40:00 <Serenity> meelz is on the blob
19:40:00 <Serenity> obv
19:40:00 <Amilia> nahhhh I'm jus playin about
19:40:00 <Doodle> speaking of blobs
19:40:00 <Amilia> HAHA
19:40:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
19:40:00 <stompin> what has 4 eyes but cant see?
19:40:00 <Picard> Doodle u low dog cunt, how are u mate
19:40:00 <Amilia> 4 peni
19:40:00 <Doodle> dandy thx
19:41:00 <Skirmish> Why did the chicken cross the road Amilia?
19:41:00 <Amilia> 4x penis
19:41:00 <Picard> hows the rash?
19:41:00 <stompin> Mississippi
19:41:00 <Serenity> urmums cervix
19:41:00 <Serenity> o
19:41:00 <Doodle> good since i passed it on to your daughter
19:41:00 <Amilia> ohhhhhhh i would neffa haf got that one
19:41:00 <Picard> nasty
19:41:00 <Amilia> Skirmish WHY
19:41:00 <Picard> she has class, scum like u wouldnt stand a chance
19:41:00 <Skirmish> Amilia: To get to the idiots house. Knock Knock.
19:41:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Prodigy - Nasty.mp3 (9.43MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 10:17)
19:41:00 <Picard> oh and btw thats an admission your a pedo
19:41:00 <Picard> my daughter is 13
19:42:00 <Amilia> i hear no knock on my door cos i am not an idiot
19:42:00 <Doodle> you do realise you can pass a rash on by means that arent sexual
19:42:00 <TheRiddler> You keep changing her age
19:42:00 <Amilia> chickens don't fuckin knock anyway
19:42:00 <Doodle> right?
19:42:00 <Skirmish> lol you are the first person to not get caught by that.
19:42:00 <Amilia> bwahahaha
19:42:00 <Doodle> ooo hail
19:42:00 <Doodle> or sleet
19:42:00 <Doodle> or hail sleet
19:43:00 <Amilia> thats slightly unsettling
19:43:00 <TheRiddler> Last time he said she was 16
19:43:00 <stompin> what goes up but never comes down?
19:43:00 <TheRiddler> Or 15
19:43:00 <amelia> WAIT I CAN GET THIS
19:43:00 <Serenity> he said she was 14 last year
19:43:00 <TheRiddler> Yeah
19:43:00 <amelia> ok i haven't got this
19:43:00 <amelia> tell me stompin
19:44:00 <stompin> your age
19:44:00 <Doodle> regardless, i wouldnt put my dick near anything related to Picard
19:44:00 <amelia> fuck
19:44:00 <Clarkson> no well i've just had to haul shit uphill because of it brainz
19:44:00 <TheRiddler> I don't think he has kids
19:44:00 <Doodle> so its a moot point
19:44:00 <stompin> what goes down but never goes up?
19:44:00 <Doodle> me
19:44:00 <Serenity> URMUM
19:44:00 <TheRiddler> Photoshops them in
19:44:00 <amelia> GUYS YOU'RE RUINING THE GAME
19:44:00 <Serenity> soz
19:44:00 <Serenity> im shit at riddles ok
19:44:00 <Doodle> not the way i do it
19:44:00 <amelia> soso immature
19:44:00 <Doodle> ehehehe
19:44:00 <stompin> rain.
19:44:00 <Doodle> <-
19:44:00 <Skirmish> amelia: The more you take the more you leave behind. What am I?
19:44:00 <amelia> pls proceed wif the amswer stompin
19:44:00 <Doodle> sif be mature
19:45:00 <stompin> rain.
19:45:00 <amelia> hmmmm
19:45:00 <Doodle> stompin
19:45:00 <Doodle> surely you have heard of convection
19:45:00 <amelia> i can't get it damn it
19:45:00 <amelia> ok tell me Skirmish
19:45:00 <Skirmish> amelia: Footsteps.
19:45:00 <Doodle> lolol
19:45:00 <Doodle> HE SAID IT
19:45:00 <Doodle> ITS RAIN
19:45:00 <amelia> i would neffa haf got that
19:46:00 <amelia> not that one Doodle you dork
19:46:00 <Lumeah2> Lol. Cool
19:46:00 <amelia> Skirmish said another one
19:46:00 <stompin> What starts with t ends in t and if full of t?
19:46:00 <amelia> T
19:46:00 <amelia> I WIN
19:46:00 <stompin> a teapot.
19:46:00 <amelia> oh
19:46:00 <amelia> :(
19:46:00 <Serenity> lollllll
19:46:00 <amelia> i am still right
19:46:00 <stompin> no
19:46:00 <amelia> technically
19:46:00 <amelia> sort of
19:46:00 <stompin> no youfail.
19:46:00 <Doodle> q: whats the easiest way to find a list of riddles that everyone knows?
19:46:00 <amelia> kinda
19:46:00 <Doodle> a: google
19:46:00 <amelia> ok thats cheating
19:46:00 <Serenity> well i dont know them
19:47:00 <Doodle> what
19:47:00 <Doodle> this is all primary school stuff
19:47:00 <amelia> I clearly don't know them
19:47:00 <Serenity> i already said i didnt know them
19:47:00 <Doodle> oh wait
19:47:00 <Serenity> im shit at riddles
19:47:00 <Doodle> were you both schooled in wa
19:47:00 <amelia> i thought T started with t, ended with t and was full of t
19:47:00 <Doodle> under a piece of corrugated iron
19:47:00 <amelia> i am too but only cos i get impatient and HAVE to kno the answrr
19:47:00 <Skirmish> Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done they paid for the food and left, but Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
19:47:00 <Serenity> gfys
19:47:00 <Doodle> hahahaha
19:48:00 <Doodle> i'm just stirring
19:48:00 <amelia> Wednesday DID
19:48:00 <amelia> I WIN
19:48:00 <Skirmish> WEINER!
19:48:00 <amelia> yassssssssss
19:48:00 <amelia> you all suck
19:48:00 <amelia> shit heads
19:48:00 <TheRiddler> That's our tin shed schools
19:48:00 <amelia> I win everything
19:48:00 <Serenity> i saw some blair witch trailer today doodle and i cant work out if its a remake or a sequal
19:48:00 <amelia> all hail your new ruler
19:48:00 <Serenity> but im fairly sure its gonna be shit
19:48:00 <Clarkson> theyrew fucking awesome.
19:48:00 <Skirmish> It can be cracked, it can be made, it can be told and it can be played. What is it?
19:48:00 <Doodle> google it
19:48:00 <TheRiddler> Remake
19:49:00 <Picard> i have two daughters morons
19:49:00 <TheRiddler> Ask couleurs
19:49:00 <amelia> hmmmmmm
19:49:00 <Doodle> your two daughters are morons?
19:49:00 <TheRiddler> No you dont
19:49:00 <couleurs> it's a sequel, it's number 3
19:49:00 <Doodle> i',m sorry to hear that
19:49:00 <amelia> Can i has a hint Skirmish
19:49:00 <Picard> no,u are the moron
19:49:00 <Picard> TheRiddler i dont
19:49:00 <Doodle> hands up who thinks i am a moron
19:49:00 <Serenity> 3? was there even a second one
19:49:00 <Picard> if u say so
19:49:00 <Skirmish> amelia: It's not a physical object, it's an action.
19:49:00 <TheRiddler> Your kids are made up
19:50:00 <Doodle> i dont see any hands so
19:50:00 <amelia> godamnit
19:50:00 <Skirmish> Jokes.
19:50:00 <amelia> OHHHHH
19:50:00 <couleurs> yea it came out in 2000 and it tanked cos the studio ruined the original idea
19:50:00 <Serenity> oh
19:50:00 <couleurs> that's why nobody knows it even exists
19:50:00 <Serenity> this one seems like all the good bits are in the trailer so its gonna be shit
19:51:00 <TheRiddler> It was bad
19:51:00 <Skirmish> amelia last one. What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
19:51:00 <amelia> uhmmm
19:51:00 <couleurs> yeah this just looks like the original one but it's in HD and everyone is a babe
19:51:00 <amelia> godamnit
19:51:00 <amelia> ok tell @ me
19:51:00 <Skirmish> A stamp.
19:51:00 <amelia> FUCK
19:52:00 <Doodle> lol
19:52:00 <Skirmish> http://www.doriddles.com/ <--- Fry your brain.
19:52:00 <couleurs> the first 1 was only cool because nearly everyone thought it was for real and the crew genuinely scared the actors
19:52:00 <TheRiddler> Doodle's riddles
19:52:00 <Doodle> and the girl dripped snot on the camera
19:52:00 <couleurs> YEA
19:52:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
19:53:00 <Doodle> is it storming in melb yet
19:53:00 <couleurs> i remember downloading it, it was in like 6 parts and everyone was freaking out
19:53:00 <Serenity> i was about 11 when it came out ad it scared me beacuse I thought it was real
19:53:00 <Serenity> one i worked out it wasnt real i was like.. oh ok
19:53:00 <Doodle> i saw it at the cinema
19:53:00 <Doodle> with some girl
19:53:00 <Serenity> it kinda paved the way for the paranormal movies etc
19:53:00 <TheRiddler> There better be a witch this time
19:53:00 <couleurs> and then it made like $200m from $24k
19:54:00 <couleurs> the storm came and went, it was just raining a lot RiP Storm
19:54:00 <TheRiddler> Thought ghost hunters paved the way for paranormal
19:54:00 <Doodle> there is another one on the way
19:54:00 <Serenity> bw was the first of the found footage movies ash
19:54:00 <TheRiddler> Because they came out ages after Blair witch
19:54:00 <Serenity> which is what those ridiculous PA movies are
19:55:00 <Doodle> eep 5 degrees too
19:55:00 <Serenity> ghost hunters is a bunch of idiots walking around scaring themselves into thinking they are seeing ghosts
19:55:00 <Serenity> its not found footage
19:56:00 <couleurs> it will probably suck, the teaser was cool but the full trailer is basically the whole movie in 3 mins
19:56:00 <Serenity> yeah like most horror movies all the good bits are in the trailier
19:56:00 <Serenity> er trailer
19:57:00 <Doodle> le trailier
19:57:00 <Serenity> not to mention ghost hunters was out in 2004 bwp was 1999
19:58:00 <amelia> GHoSTWRiTeR
19:58:00 <Doodle> how come people say not to mention then mention something
19:58:00 <TheRiddler> Brb there's a bulbasaur
19:58:00 <amelia> ARE WE PLAYING RIDDLES AGAIN
19:58:00 <Doodle> lol no
19:58:00 <Serenity> stop being mean to me
19:58:00 <Doodle> what is a GOOD ten minutes?
19:58:00 <Serenity> i have no fight
19:59:00 <amelia> there there
19:59:00 <Doodle> dont say that in here
19:59:00 <Doodle> you'll be raped to death
19:59:00 <Serenity> :(
19:59:00 <Serenity> vultures
19:59:00 <Doodle> vulture assault
19:59:00 <Doodle> it'd be a bit beaky
20:03:00 <amelia> holy fuck newborn babies given nitrogen instead of oxygen
20:03:00 <amelia> one died
20:04:00 <British^Meat> hope the others are irie
20:04:00 <British^Meat> did i do that right?
20:04:00 <couleurs> bbl parenting <3
20:04:00 <amelia> yes but possibly at the wrong time
20:04:00 <Serenity> i just read that amelia
20:04:00 <Serenity> so sad
20:04:00 <British^Meat> It was pretty edgey i must admit
20:05:00 <amelia> fuckin hell so bad
20:05:00 <amelia> imagine being the nurse who did it
20:05:00 <Serenity> massive lawsuit coming
20:05:00 <amelia> i would prob kill myself
20:05:00 <Serenity> you would never forgive yourself
20:05:00 <amelia> fuck no
20:08:00 <couleurs> wish it was helium instead
20:09:00 <Serenity> they gave me like 80% oxygen on friday and it actually made me feel a bit funny
20:10:00 <amelia> straight to the head
20:12:00 <Serenity> ye made me feel all floaty
20:12:00 <Serenity> though that could have been the almost 100mg of fentanyl too
20:13:00 <amelia> were you just in overnight
20:13:00 <Serenity> yuh
20:14:00 <amelia> did you keep the socks they give you
20:15:00 <Serenity> omg damn it! i think i left them behind
20:15:00 <Serenity> i fully intended on taking them
20:15:00 <amelia> HOW COULD YOU LEAVE THEM
20:15:00 <Serenity> actually forgot them until just then rofl
20:16:00 <Serenity> had these sweet leg massager things going all night too
20:18:00 <amelia> haha
20:18:00 <zaim> dat Serenity
20:18:00 <Serenity> ey be nice
20:18:00 <zaim> im always nice
20:18:00 <zaim> even when im not
20:18:00 <Serenity> that pretty face makes you nice even when you arent
20:18:00 <zaim> sahahah
20:18:00 <zaim> shurrup
20:18:00 <Serenity> haha
20:22:00 <TheRiddler> Caught it
20:22:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
20:23:00 <TheRiddler> That's enough for now
20:24:00 <zaim> shouldve worn a dinger
20:24:00 <Serenity> loll
20:30:00 <dematerialised> I hate you ron burgundy!
20:30:00 <dematerialised> with every bone in my body i hate you!
20:32:00 <dematerialised> [18:09:51] <@Serenity> they gave me like 80% oxygen on friday and it actually made me feel a bit funny
20:32:00 <British^Meat> BrookeC and Stranger, are you guys related?
20:33:00 <dematerialised> when they gave me oxygen and nitro pills in the ambulance i thought i could fight bears
20:33:00 <dematerialised> felt so energised lol
20:33:00 <amelia> one time ambulance picked me up n dey asked me if i knew the directions to get to the hospital
20:34:00 <amelia> ...i was concerned @ that point
20:34:00 <dematerialised> lol
20:38:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
20:57:00 <TheRiddler> Bbs
21:07:00 <Serenity> i was too full of narcotics to feel energised but it def made me feel good
21:24:00 <couleurs> Hi All
21:32:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13707638_1042217292493993_1421024671873380637_n.jpg?oh=61356de224617650d97c865ea54807d0&oe=5814BAA6
21:32:00 <faux> nooo
21:32:00 <faux> i need that to be a real kitty
21:35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:36:00 <couleurs> faux: http://i.imgur.com/6cAe3uB.gifv
21:36:00 <faux> LMAO
21:36:00 <faux> me irl
21:36:00 <faux> cant stop watching
21:37:00 <TheRiddler> she went to US
21:37:00 <couleurs> i swear it's funnier each time
21:39:00 <couleurs> and i swear by da moon n da stars
21:40:00 <Serenity> in da skyy ill b der
21:40:00 <couleurs> thx
21:46:00 <faux> LOL ash
21:48:00 <couleurs> :p
21:51:00 <faux> :p
21:52:00 <couleurs> :)
21:54:00 <Serenity> !!
21:54:00 <Serenity> i would eat the feck out of that rn
21:58:00 <couleurs> me 2
22:05:00 <TheRiddler> she's a lesbian that howls at the moon
22:07:00 <couleurs> that's me
22:09:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn on m8
22:10:00 <couleurs> nm just waiting 4 Loof 2 come bak
22:11:00 <Serenity> hes parenting rn plz call bak l8r
22:11:00 <faux> lmao
22:11:00 <faux> i want a pet owl
22:11:00 <faux> :(
22:11:00 <georgeandwell> ok
22:11:00 <georgeandwell> how u all doing
22:11:00 <Serenity> i want a white one like harrys owl
22:11:00 <faux> shut up
22:11:00 <faux> no i want the one in the fb vid i posted
22:11:00 <faux> :'(
22:13:00 <Maurice> faux, my old neighbour has owls
22:13:00 <Maurice> And an eagle
22:14:00 <Picard> fuck me TheRiddler u are such a moron
22:14:00 <Serenity> it reminds me of the little owl ron gets
22:14:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like it's 'Picard projects onto others' night.
22:15:00 <Picard> fuck up scum
22:15:00 <Picard> dont you have a package to deliver
22:15:00 <TheRiddler> stick him on ignore
22:16:00 <Maurice> Far out, why so angry
22:16:00 <Skirmish> lol packages to deliver.
22:16:00 <Picard> like u have me on ignore boof.
22:16:00 <TheRiddler> what's he saying
22:16:00 <TheRiddler> anyways
22:16:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: If you were bald, overweight and unattractive you would be angry all the time too.
22:16:00 <British^Meat> Geez, he gets cranky when he doesnt nanna nap
22:16:00 <Serenity> ROFLL faux
22:17:00 <Serenity> wild animal attacks kk look alike
22:17:00 <faux> HAHAHAHAHA
22:17:00 <faux> i died at the eyebrows curtains for your eyes line
22:17:00 <Serenity> ahahah
22:17:00 <TheRiddler> maybe he needs to eat a couple hundred snickers
22:17:00 <faux> i had to act like a dog trainer andntold her it woz gud 4 him 2 b free
22:17:00 <faux> lololol
22:17:00 <Serenity> his videos kill me
22:17:00 <faux> same
22:17:00 <Skirmish> wotizit
22:17:00 <faux> only cos i know so many people like it
22:18:00 <Picard> faux will u adopt a greyhound when they ban racing in nsw?
22:18:00 <Serenity> its so hard to laugh atm
22:18:00 <faux> MAURICE STEAL THEIR OWLS FOR ME
22:19:00 <Serenity> leeekkkk farkin shuuuu habibii
22:20:00 <TheRiddler> how does 1 turn ignore off
22:21:00 <Serenity> in your address book
22:21:00 <TheRiddler> through commands
22:21:00 <couleurs> type /s ignore OFF
22:21:00 <TheRiddler> no
22:21:00 <Serenity> /unignore
22:21:00 <Serenity> maybe
22:21:00 <couleurs> HeHEheh
22:21:00 <Serenity> dunno
22:21:00 <couleurs> nearly had U
22:21:00 <TheRiddler> that didn't work
22:22:00 <faux> are you using mirc
22:22:00 <TheRiddler> I turned picard off by commands
22:22:00 <faux> just go up top to the little thing and unlick the other thing and boom.
22:22:00 <TheRiddler> I tried that too
22:22:00 <faux> lol
22:22:00 <faux> LOL
22:22:00 <faux> nroxjaoendoz
22:23:00 <TheRiddler> guess I'm stuck with picard on ignore
22:23:00 <Serenity> what a shame lol
22:24:00 <dematerialised> sez did you see loof's special artwork of me earlier today?
22:24:00 <couleurs> no
22:24:00 <dematerialised> its pretty good
22:24:00 <dematerialised> lemme see if i can find it
22:24:00 <couleurs> ok
22:24:00 <Serenity> i think i did
22:25:00 <Serenity> with the little cock on it?
22:25:00 <Clarkson> u get i think 3 new locations to explore where you find new outfits n shit for ur ship!
22:25:00 <Maurice> Go to the icon that looks like a little notebook
22:25:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/UnJ806O.jpg
22:25:00 <dematerialised> check that out
22:25:00 <dematerialised> he even matched the colour of the bath
22:26:00 <dematerialised> i am impressed
22:26:00 <Serenity> lol
22:26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:26:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
22:26:00 <Serenity> twins
22:26:00 <dematerialised> i wonder if that's going into his portfolia for prospective employment
22:26:00 <TheRiddler> he's getting worse
22:26:00 <Maurice> Why are your nipples so off center
22:26:00 <dematerialised> lol he's full blown lost it
22:26:00 <dematerialised> quoting the bible and shit
22:27:00 <faux> HAHAHAHAHAHA
22:27:00 <dematerialised> what are you talking about Maurice that's clearly a photo of me in my gimp suit
22:27:00 <Serenity> he did one the other day i think was meant to be me but im not sure
22:27:00 <couleurs> lmao
22:27:00 <faux> the cock size is so accurate
22:27:00 <TheRiddler> picard started spamming me again
22:27:00 <Picard> :P
22:27:00 <TheRiddler> now I remember why I had him on ignore
22:27:00 <TheRiddler> pm spam
22:27:00 <Picard> TheRiddler im in ignore moron, stop talking lies
22:27:00 <Picard> on*
22:27:00 <dematerialised> dont worry riddler picard will have a stroke soon enough
22:27:00 <Picard> lol
22:28:00 <Picard> i will outlive u
22:28:00 <TheRiddler> ancient turd
22:28:00 <Clarkson> its fucking z grade
22:28:00 <TheRiddler> hehe
22:28:00 <Picard> wtf
22:28:00 <TheRiddler> z grade turd
22:29:00 <Picard> faux i think u need to go out and get a root
22:29:00 <Picard> u seem a little uptight
22:29:00 <Maurice> Why does she need to go out
22:29:00 <Maurice> Surely she can order in
22:29:00 <Picard> lol Maurice
22:29:00 <Serenity> lol order in boning
22:29:00 <faux> menucock
22:29:00 <faux> .com.au
22:29:00 <dematerialised> lol
22:29:00 <Serenity> lelelelel
22:29:00 <Picard> lol
22:29:00 <Maurice> And lets face it, shes got more chance of getting laid than you do, due to her being able to actually see her genitals
22:30:00 <faux> lol
22:30:00 <faux> YE
22:30:00 <faux> take that
22:30:00 <Picard> she is female, that makes it easier
22:30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:30:00 <TheRiddler> who is he talking about?
22:30:00 <Maurice> Imagine him and his wife rutting against each other then giving up because nothing is gonna connect like it should
22:30:00 <faux> me
22:30:00 <faux> no
22:30:00 <dematerialised> giiirrrrl, *ba bow bow bowwwww*, you'll be a wo-man, soon!
22:30:00 <TheRiddler> oh
22:30:00 <Maurice> You're welcome
22:30:00 <faux> i do not want to imagibe
22:30:00 <faux> golly Maurice
22:31:00 <TheRiddler> it's like 2 giant beach balls rubbing together
22:31:00 <faux> i always wanna know how overly large people wipe their bums
22:31:00 <Maurice> Be like that video of the elephants fucking and the male elephant shits then falls in it
22:31:00 <faux> or put shoes on
22:31:00 <dematerialised> thats how i know im not too fat, i can still tie me shoes
22:31:00 <dematerialised> haha
22:31:00 <Picard> faux do u like tatts>
22:31:00 <Picard> ?
22:31:00 <Serenity> sounding like two wet gym mats being beaten against each other
22:31:00 <Maurice> Lol
22:31:00 <faux> like today i saw a big lady in those scooter things
22:31:00 <faux> i was like
22:31:00 <faux> what if she needs to poop
22:31:00 <Clarkson> give it a bit and they shit
22:31:00 <Picard> http://www.sydney-male-escorts.com/male-escorts-sydney/sydney-male-escorts-dane/
22:31:00 <faux> how will she wipe
22:31:00 <faux> :9
22:31:00 <faux> :(
22:31:00 <Picard> for you faux
22:31:00 <TheRiddler> they dont I think
22:32:00 <dematerialised> i could regale you all with a story
22:32:00 <dematerialised> but i wont
22:32:00 <dematerialised> lets just say it was smelly
22:32:00 <Maurice> Are you allowed to put bags on their heads or is that against the rules
22:32:00 <dematerialised> i think they need to agree to it
22:32:00 <dematerialised> you could pass it off as some bdsm thing
22:33:00 <faux> D is cuter than him
22:33:00 <faux> pshr
22:33:00 <faux> pshhhhhgt
22:33:00 <TheRiddler> D is for
22:33:00 <Serenity> can someone cough for me plz.. i need to badly but cant
22:33:00 <faux> BE SHRE THAT I WILL FIGHT UNTIL WERE THEBSPECIAL TWOOOO
22:33:00 <Serenity> ty
22:33:00 <faux> i missed missy Higgins
22:33:00 <dematerialised> np
22:34:00 <TheRiddler> she's quite missy
22:34:00 <dematerialised> your face is
22:34:00 <TheRiddler> that was bad
22:34:00 <dematerialised> your face still is
22:34:00 <Skirmish> I was about to ask why Picard was checking out male escorts ... then it made perfect sense.
22:34:00 <dematerialised> he's got it bookmarked
22:35:00 <faux> OH IF BY CHANCE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND YOY KNOW I WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN
22:35:00 <Skirmish> I must say Picard that is quite good of you to accept your shortcomings and get your wife an escort to keep her happy.
22:35:00 <TheRiddler> haha
22:35:00 <dematerialised> he truly loves her
22:35:00 <TheRiddler> now it'll be 1 beach ball and a pole
22:35:00 <dematerialised> i reckon picard would be a cuck too, sitting in the corner thumbing his clitoris
22:36:00 <TheRiddler> he cant reach
22:36:00 <faux> yeah that too
22:36:00 <Serenity> jesus christ
22:36:00 <TheRiddler> he's a trex
22:36:00 <faux> how to big ladies bone themselves
22:36:00 <faux> INWANT TO KNOW
22:36:00 <dematerialised> haha
22:36:00 <dematerialised> they accidentally fall onto phallic objects
22:36:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: I heard he uses a selfie stick with a rubber glove full of jelly attached to the end.
22:36:00 <dematerialised> and make the most of it
22:36:00 <faux> lol
22:36:00 <Serenity> with a selfie stick
22:36:00 <faux> PLLP CARROT
22:36:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
22:36:00 <faux> imagine it getting lost
22:36:00 <faux> omg.
22:36:00 <faux> :9
22:36:00 <dematerialised> no ty
22:36:00 <faux> :(
22:36:00 <faux> rip doctors hnd
22:37:00 <dematerialised> haha
22:37:00 <dematerialised> generates biofuel in her vag
22:38:00 <Tiggier> chew before swollowing
22:38:00 <dematerialised> vagina dentata!
22:38:00 <Picard> http://goldcoast.cracker.com.au/FemaleEscorts/introducing-a-fine-slim-busty-experienced-mrs-jones-at-labrador-till-wed-only/7980608
22:38:00 <dematerialised> its a serious condition
22:38:00 <Picard> TheRiddler that your mum?/
22:38:00 <Tiggier> boo
22:38:00 <Tiggier> ping out
22:39:00 <Skirmish> Did everyone see the video footage of the silly chinese women that had an argument and got out of the car at a wildlife sanctuary and one got eaten by a tiger?
22:39:00 <dematerialised> she's 62?
22:39:00 <dematerialised> holy shit
22:39:00 <dematerialised> she doesn't look bad
22:39:00 <Skirmish> Darwin Award winner.
22:39:00 <dematerialised> wonder if she's still got teeth
22:39:00 <Tiggier> is that his wife?
22:39:00 <dematerialised> he wishes
22:39:00 <dematerialised> lol
22:39:00 <Tiggier> lol
22:39:00 <Tiggier> maybe that's why there's a carrot
22:40:00 <Tiggier> whole*
22:40:00 <dematerialised> what is "no greek"
22:40:00 <dematerialised> im not up to speed with slut lingo
22:40:00 <Skirmish> [22:41] <dematerialised> what is "no greek" <-- No up the butt.
22:40:00 <dematerialised> oh i see
22:40:00 <dematerialised> that's kind of funny haha
22:40:00 <Skirmish> Or she just hates greeks
22:40:00 <dematerialised> thats what i thought
22:41:00 <dematerialised> i was like, she doesnt like hairy dudes?
22:41:00 <dematerialised> whats the go
22:41:00 <Skirmish> There is no way she is 62yo.
22:41:00 <TheRiddler> probably why she is with picard
22:41:00 <dematerialised> thats what i thought
22:41:00 <dematerialised> if thats her in the pic
22:41:00 <dematerialised> then again ive seen some fine older ladies
22:41:00 <TheRiddler> link to pic
22:42:00 <dematerialised> the link picard posted riddler
22:42:00 <TheRiddler> didn't we already get pics of his wife
22:42:00 <dematerialised> its safe
22:42:00 <TheRiddler> I cant unignore him
22:42:00 <dematerialised> oh right
22:42:00 <dematerialised> [20:38:47] <Picard> http://goldcoast.cracker.com.au/FemaleEscorts/introducing-a-fine-slim-busty-experienced-mrs-jones-at-labrador-till-wed-only/7980608
22:42:00 <partay> https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13775975_554105928109935_3046396987387944797_n.jpg?oh=56ccf81620cefb0fbca1722296329afb&oe=582B94B9
22:42:00 <TheRiddler> oh he's going on another sex tour
22:42:00 <Skirmish> 'Overnights must have a deposit'. What for? In case you break her?
22:43:00 <dematerialised> hahaha
22:43:00 <dematerialised> more like so she can do a runner
22:43:00 <partay> i'll leave her a deposit
22:43:00 <dematerialised> after she's roofied you
22:43:00 <Skirmish> Rates from $1800 up for overnight stays. She's got tickets on herself.
22:43:00 <dematerialised> yeah
22:44:00 <TheRiddler> I am wondering why he is even looking up escorts
22:44:00 <partay> age:62
22:44:00 <dematerialised> i think shes not far off it
22:44:00 <dematerialised> based on her skin
22:45:00 <dematerialised> she very well may be
22:45:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn on m8
22:46:00 <Picard> http://adelaide.cracker.com.au/FemaleEscorts/kylie-sexy-and-seductive/9498340
22:46:00 <Serenity> this convo is confusing me
22:46:00 <Picard> slly bitch has her addy
22:46:00 <dematerialised> that address is a business
22:46:00 <Picard> obviously a brothel
22:47:00 <dematerialised> i doubt its her home
22:47:00 <georgeandwell> hi
22:47:00 <Picard> adelaide hookers are cheap
22:47:00 <georgeandwell> ive pounded a few in my time
22:48:00 <TheRiddler> yep
22:48:00 <Picard> http://perth.cracker.com.au/FemaleEscorts/elaine-killer-body/13989446
22:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
22:50:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
22:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai2u
22:50:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin
22:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
22:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummmmmmm not much
22:50:00 <TheRiddler> cool
22:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> you
22:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
22:50:00 <TheRiddler> I'm watching OitnB
22:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahh
22:51:00 <Picard> http://perth.cracker.com.au/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-busty-blonde-katika-100-genuine-pics/6619212
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> picard is talking have a bucket ready
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> NOT A BUCKET OF KFC PICARD YOU FAT BASTARD
22:52:00 <Picard> http://perth.cracker.com.au/FemaleEscorts/high-class-part-time-girl-elsie-ready-to-see-u/11699488
22:52:00 <Picard> this one is tidy
22:52:00 <Picard> http://perth.cracker.com.au/FemaleEscorts/aussie-teen-new-to-industry-amazing-size-6-body/17117720
22:53:00 <georgeandwell> sounds good.m8
22:53:00 <georgeandwell> prob chaege 400per hr
22:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i don’t click on any of his links
22:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass
22:54:00 <Picard> she does georgeandwell
22:54:00 <georgeandwell> go for it if u got the spare cash
22:55:00 <georgeandwell> i once banged 2 sisters
22:55:00 <Picard> http://perth.cracker.com.au/FemaleEscorts/xxx-hot-aussie-blonde-bombshell-pics-guaranteed-are-real1-week-special-be-quick/13260775
22:56:00 <georgeandwell> easter 2013.., i had nothing better 2 do
22:56:00 <georgeandwell> i went in on easter fridays
22:56:00 <georgeandwell> then on sunday for the other sister
22:56:00 <TheRiddler> how did they find your dick
22:56:00 <georgeandwell> was the best ester ever
22:57:00 <couleurs> :)
22:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ riddler
22:58:00 <georgeandwell> after that i felt i could die.now and.not regret my life
22:59:00 <georgeandwell> only could top that was both at the same time
23:00:00 <georgeandwell> but then again life doesnt always fo ur way
23:01:00 <TheRiddler> lol using kids dinosaur sponge for tampons
23:01:00 <TheRiddler> just add water and watch it grow
23:02:00 <Picard> baaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
23:02:00 <couleurs> ok
23:04:00 <georgeandwell> this melbourne winter this year has been very bitter
23:04:00 <couleurs> can u not
23:05:00 <georgeandwell> it has been very cold so far and its only half way
23:05:00 <Picard> y
23:05:00 <Picard> u like it bitch
23:07:00 <couleurs> ***GoNe***
23:09:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/PeopleThatTumblr/videos/584666575039572/
23:10:00 <TheRiddler> oh good picard is gone
23:10:00 <TheRiddler> so cute
23:10:00 <TheRiddler> the video
23:11:00 <couleurs> Picard is the worst
23:13:00 <TheRiddler> the way the prison is ran in this show is disturbing
23:18:00 <TheRiddler> "is karma that new girl"
23:18:00 <georgeandwell> hey there
23:21:00 <couleurs> s'gorn
23:26:00 <faux> prison us ran
23:26:00 <faux> IS
23:27:00 <couleurs> me no english good
23:27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:27:00 <TheRiddler> distracted
23:28:00 <TheRiddler> my english must be getting worse aswell
23:30:00 <faux> i need to tinkle
23:30:00 <faux> but im so warm
23:30:00 <faux> nnnooo
23:30:00 <faux> the bathroom hete is freezing
23:30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:30:00 <TheRiddler> you still at your dads?
23:31:00 <Serenity> shes just making it up she doesnt actually have a bathroom
23:31:00 <TheRiddler> garden poops
23:31:00 <georgeandwell> puc
23:32:00 <georgeandwell> picard is the born idenity
23:35:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Prince - Cream.mp3 (9.66MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 10:33)
23:36:00 <couleurs> GET ON TOP
23:36:00 <Doodle> loool
23:40:00 <couleurs> Picard is Alf's body double
23:41:00 <Doodle> body treble
23:42:00 <couleurs> :D
23:42:00 <Doodle> https://www.facebook.com/frank.toro.376/videos/1192731874080541/
23:42:00 <Doodle> straya
23:43:00 <couleurs> wow that's like a can
23:44:00 <Doodle> a can of shit
23:44:00 <couleurs> :)
23:46:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13731597_1125327384192550_2432481115063882857_n.jpg?oh=1a42fa19531ee2e3230373b58b0f6d2d&oe=5819DFF0
23:47:00 <couleurs> HeHe
23:47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:50:00 <faux> do
23:50:00 <faux> Doodle:
23:50:00 <faux> DOODLE
23:50:00 <TheRiddler> doodle and his noodle with a man named poodle
23:51:00 <couleurs> :p
23:53:00 <TheRiddler> also has alot of weedle
23:53:00 <TheRiddler> lol at white lives matter
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