// #melbourne — 2016-07-14
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00:45:00 <Serenity> oh alright then
01:19:00 <JackTheRipper> dematerialised
01:19:00 <JackTheRipper> dematerialised: how are you?
01:27:00 <President_Trump> where is demut?
01:27:00 <JackTheRipper> speak up dematerialised
01:48:00 <dematerialised> lol plivent just pasted my pirate pic back at me
01:48:00 <dematerialised> good work
01:49:00 <President_Trump> where is plivent?
01:49:00 <President_Trump> when will there be more costume pics?
01:51:00 <dematerialised> anyway im off to bed now night lovers
01:51:00 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
01:51:00 <President_Trump> demut show us some pics of your bed
01:51:00 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOLLLLLL @ dematerialised
01:51:00 <JackTheRipper> arrrrgghhhh
01:52:00 <President_Trump> demut dont forget to vote for trump
01:52:00 <JackTheRipper> I'm not sure if you are a pirate or one of the red coats
01:52:00 <JackTheRipper> either way, the desperation levels in the image are off the charts
01:52:00 <President_Trump> why are pirates the coolest?...... they just ARRRRRRRR!!!
01:53:00 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
01:53:00 <JackTheRipper> dematerialised pedo's austnet in search for buried treasure
13:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
13:01:00 <doctor> peak
13:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
13:04:00 <doctor> not a whole heap
13:04:00 <doctor> waiting for something interesting to happen
13:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah fun times
13:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m attempting to select a baby swaddle…. thing.
13:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> But there are literally 8 billion to choose from
13:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> #firstworldproblems
13:18:00 <Serenity> i had a miracle blanket with ant
13:18:00 <Serenity> used it until he quite literally busted out of it lol
13:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> and… that is?
13:18:00 <Lumeah> ?
13:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had muslin wraps with Rory for like 2 weeks and was like fuck his….
13:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> and ive got some cheapy sleeping bags… but they look too narrow….
13:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> googled. oh yeah! they look awesome!
13:23:00 <doctor> don't think too much, just buy the one that first gets your attention
13:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah trew
13:32:00 <Serenity> oh soz
13:32:00 <Serenity> its a swaddle blanket
13:37:00 <Serenity> pre much i only got that one cause it was the only one around back then
13:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll have to check out babies r us
13:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> they should have 800 to choose from
13:41:00 <Serenity> haha
13:41:00 <Serenity> Ant got to like 18 months and still wanted to be swaddled so i had to use a cot sheet because he was a hefty lad lol
13:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> too cute
15:39:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
15:45:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/PokemonGoAndroid/videos/664594843705433/
16:29:00 <Doodle> 429
16:29:00 <TheRon> yes!
16:35:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13615242_1034228970007034_1733101752105249429_n.jpg?oh=09f1f13e1e78b6cb951b14dd131ceb12&oe=57F71DF1
16:52:00 <TheRon> 450!
17:05:00 <TheRon> twisting and turning your feelings are burning you're breaking the girl
17:05:00 <TheRon> she meant you no harm
17:07:00 <borednlost> happy birthday, faux :)
17:11:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
17:12:00 <TheRon> hows the clamp down on those people sneaking across the border?
17:13:00 <President_Trump> that's racist mate
17:13:00 <President_Trump> white countries for everybody!
17:14:00 <TheRon> those god damn canadians jumping over the border and taking their jobs
17:19:00 <TheRon> is gruen on tonight?
17:19:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllll
17:19:00 <President_Trump> yeah that sounded like a corny abc jokes, explains it all
17:21:00 <TheRon> i think we need to put an end to the new zealander problem
17:23:00 <TheRon> maybe some camps in outback australia
17:31:00 <TheRon> what i need is a good defence cause i'm feeling like a criminal
17:35:00 <TheRon> i made chilli
17:36:00 <TheRon> home made chilli con carne
17:51:00 <TheRiddler> hai icemelia
17:52:00 <amelia> how be jew dasheh
17:52:00 <TheRiddler> col
17:52:00 <TheRiddler> d
17:52:00 <TheRiddler> and sick
17:52:00 <TheRiddler> it was under 2C' here last night
17:52:00 <TheRiddler> yourself?
17:53:00 <TheRon> it got up to 7 degrees, we were told to expect snow
17:53:00 <amelia> oh damn its been cold as hexagon
17:53:00 <amelia> i trying to set up ma heart rate monitor
17:53:00 <TheRiddler> lol yep
17:53:00 <TheRiddler> cool
17:54:00 <TheRon> so cold last night..........
17:54:00 <Doodle> it bloody was
17:54:00 <Doodle> me nipples ran away
17:54:00 <TheRiddler> it'll say you're cold hearted :p
17:54:00 <TheRon> was your pussy frozen solid?
17:54:00 <Clarkson> I wish I had height and boobs
17:54:00 <Doodle> lol yes thx mrs slocombe
17:55:00 <TheRon> rooster!
17:55:00 <Doodle> he's fine he loves going out in that shit
17:56:00 <TheRiddler> he crazy
17:56:00 <Doodle> 2rite
17:56:00 <TheRon> i meant he's cat, ppl are so dirty minded
17:56:00 <TheRiddler> I should get some heat packs
17:57:00 <Doodle> i spose drinking frozen coke isnt helping to keep me warm
17:57:00 <Doodle> oh well life on the edge
17:58:00 <Lumeah> Either is eating ice-cream
17:58:00 <Doodle> trudat
17:59:00 <TheRon> the fray - you found me
17:59:00 <Doodle> eek
18:01:00 <TheRiddler> ok bbl
18:01:00 <TheRiddler> time to hunt
18:01:00 <TheRon> doodle weed could be legal soon, the synthetci stuff keeps killing ppl
18:02:00 <Doodle> that shit is fucked
18:02:00 <Loof> i've heard it's horrid
18:02:00 <Loof> is it the same shit as bath salts?
18:02:00 <Clarkson> Mew: what are you going to do a with a cock that big anyway
18:02:00 <Doodle> nah but its basically all chemicals still
18:02:00 <Loof> fark
18:03:00 <Doodle> i've never had it i'd die
18:03:00 <Loof> i haven't either, doesn't sound enjoyable
18:03:00 <Doodle> not when the real thing is easy and cheap enough to get
18:03:00 <Loof> exactly
18:03:00 <Loof> :)
18:04:00 <Loof> i should get back on da ganj
18:04:00 <Doodle> i should get off it so i remember my uni work after i graduate
18:04:00 <Loof> lol
18:05:00 <TheRon> many of the greats smoke all the way thru uni
18:05:00 <Loof> if they legalize it i'll go back on it
18:05:00 <Loof> which looks like it will happen
18:06:00 <Loof> medical first then full recreational later
18:06:00 <Loof> if the US is anything to go by
18:06:00 <Loof> but until then i'll just beer :)
18:06:00 <TheRon> synthetic weed is legal because they call it something else
18:07:00 <Loof> that shit scares me as much as ice users
18:08:00 <Loof> supposed to cause mad psychosis
18:08:00 <TheRon> maybe synthetic ice saves lives
18:08:00 <Loof> lol
18:09:00 <Loof> got my heat belts today so i can brew all winter :D
18:10:00 <TheRon> nice
18:10:00 <Loof> :)
18:10:00 <TheRon> dark beers?
18:10:00 <Loof> nah
18:10:00 <Loof> i'll show you just a sec
18:11:00 <TheRon> i got on the white rabbit monday night, was still feeling it till lunch the next day
18:12:00 <Loof> http://store.coopers.com.au/lager-1-7kg.html
18:13:00 <Loof> i got two of these brew kits: http://store.coopers.com.au//beer-kits/diy-beer-kit/coopers-diy-beer-kit.html
18:13:00 <TheRon> yeah i've made that
18:13:00 <Loof> awesome
18:13:00 <Loof> works out so affordable
18:13:00 <TheRon> got some stout in there i have to brew
18:13:00 <Loof> nice
18:14:00 <TheRon> we got a home brew shop here
18:14:00 <TheRon> get the good ingredients
18:15:00 <Loof> nice
18:19:00 <TheRon> keep the yeast in the freezer
18:20:00 <Loof> ah
18:20:00 <TheRon> keeps it dormant or something
18:20:00 <Loof> i see
18:20:00 <Loof> i've just had it sitting there oops
18:20:00 <Loof> it's been cold tho
18:21:00 <Loof> actually i dont see any yeast in the kit
18:22:00 <Loof> bbl
18:35:00 <TheRon> every you and every me
18:40:00 <TheRon> god give you style, gos give you grace, god put a smile on your face
18:50:00 <TheRon> tell me, that you'll open your eyes.........
18:54:00 <dematerialised> good evening faggots
18:54:00 <TheRon> have you just recently discovereed the joys of rimming
18:54:00 <dematerialised> yes
18:55:00 <dematerialised> you are of course referring to the act of having a basketball artfully traverse the rim of the basket before going in yeah?
18:55:00 <TheRon> sure
18:56:00 <dematerialised> i am glad we got that cleared up
18:58:00 <TheRon> nothin' suss!
19:01:00 <TheRon> you've got the love
19:09:00 <TheRon> the dog days are over
19:19:00 <couleurs> Hi nerdygirl
19:19:00 <couleurs> Hi Cath^
19:19:00 <couleurs> OH OK
19:19:00 <dematerialised> hi couleurs how are you good thats good
19:19:00 <couleurs> n u?
19:19:00 <TheRon> i have a dream.........
19:20:00 <TheRon> my head between jane bunn's breasts
19:20:00 <dematerialised> i am pretty swell thanks for asking
19:20:00 <couleurs> Malcom XxX ;)
19:20:00 <couleurs> so cold today
19:21:00 <couleurs> 2 cold 2 freeze
19:21:00 <dematerialised> it was lovely
19:22:00 <doctor> wonderful
19:24:00 <TheRon> tell me, that you'll open your eyes.........
19:25:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/jj1Yeha.jpg
19:28:00 <couleurs> 2 bad 2 mad
19:31:00 <under> you got a pussy
19:31:00 <under> i had a dick
19:31:00 <under> so what's the problem
19:31:00 <under> let's do it quick!
19:31:00 <couleurs> NiCe.
19:31:00 <amelia> had a dick?
19:32:00 <under> pussy - rammstein
19:32:00 <under> https://open.spotify.com/track/3crVlsyXyP4a9HD5WHE8Ri
19:32:00 <under> i think they say had
19:33:00 <couleurs> ;)
19:33:00 <amelia> thank you for confirming
19:33:00 <under> couleurs: i'm going to look for another job
19:33:00 <under> soon
19:34:00 <under> the team i work with is not so great
19:34:00 <Loof> punch em in the nuts
19:34:00 <amelia> aloha @ chu demats
19:35:00 <dematerialised> aloha indeed!
19:35:00 <Loof> irie
19:35:00 <amelia> how be you
19:35:00 <dematerialised> good thanks, waiting for shopping to get here
19:35:00 <dematerialised> and you?
19:35:00 <couleurs> under: good luck
19:35:00 <under> i dont wanna hangout with the fatty
19:35:00 <amelia> coles shoppings?
19:35:00 <dematerialised> yeah
19:35:00 <under> help me
19:35:00 <amelia> haf you had their slow cooked meats
19:36:00 <dematerialised> negative
19:36:00 <amelia> I gonna sound like riddler here
19:36:00 <Loof> will be irie when this gets delivered: http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Bob-Marley-Jamaican-Reggae-Headgear-Baggy-Cap-Rasta-Beanie-Hat-Wig-Dreadlocks-/161912550253?hash=item25b2bd736d:g:IhAAAOSw5IJWgNgB
19:36:00 <amelia> but they are yummy
19:36:00 <dematerialised> i have no doubt that is the case
19:36:00 <Loof> i probably wont wear it out
19:36:00 <amelia> in de meat section
19:36:00 <dematerialised> its mostly just breakfast and bread for sammies
19:36:00 <dematerialised> and some dinners
19:36:00 <amelia> will you try one pls, all you do is put in oven for like 40mins
19:36:00 <dematerialised> and undies because all mine have holes in them
19:36:00 <dematerialised> next time i do shopping i will consider it
19:37:00 <amelia> the lamb
19:37:00 <amelia> Mediterranean lamb i fink der is
19:37:00 <amelia> thnx pal appreciate dat
19:37:00 <dematerialised> no problems buddy
19:37:00 <dematerialised> the things i do for you
19:37:00 <under> have you guys checked https://www.reddit.com/r/indianpeoplefacebook/ out?
19:37:00 <under> hahaha
19:40:00 <Loof> gross indian people
19:41:00 <Loof> two of the fuckers called me today
19:41:00 <Loof> well my wife
19:41:00 <couleurs> cool
19:42:00 <amelia> do you like dis hair style n colours
19:42:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/DbuhZfr
19:42:00 <amelia> minus the jagged ends
19:42:00 <Loof> those eyebrows lol
19:42:00 <Loof> ducklips lol
19:42:00 <amelia> focus Loof
19:43:00 <Loof> ok ok
19:43:00 <Loof> also looks like she's coming off a cocaine binge
19:44:00 <Loof> but ok ok
19:44:00 <amelia> where's Serenity when you need her
19:44:00 <amelia> bloody godzilla aunty
19:44:00 <MrMark> peek a boo!
19:44:00 <amelia> she would be honest
19:45:00 <Loof> i think that fake hair suits her fake lips
19:45:00 <Loof> and likely fake boobs
19:45:00 <Loof> go for it
19:45:00 <amelia> I wish i was comin off a cocaine binge
19:45:00 <amelia> you're very judgy
19:45:00 <Loof> i'm not perfect myself
19:45:00 <Loof> but i have eyes
19:45:00 <Loof> that can see
19:46:00 <amelia> show me your beautiful natural irie hair
19:46:00 <Loof> you've seen it
19:46:00 <Loof> it's horrid
19:46:00 <amelia> no i haven't
19:46:00 <Loof> anyway
19:46:00 <amelia> i never seen you
19:46:00 <amelia> you have me confused wif amsy maybe
19:46:00 <Loof> no amsy is pretty cool
19:46:00 <Loof> bit dull
19:46:00 <Loof> but cool
19:46:00 <amelia> wot did i say when i apparently saw you
19:47:00 <Loof> that i'm "funny looking"
19:47:00 <amelia> hm that does sound like something I'd say
19:48:00 <amelia> show again
19:48:00 <Serenity> hello im here
19:48:00 <Serenity> ive been catching them all
19:49:00 <amelia> hai misty
19:49:00 <amelia> thoughts pls http://m.imgur.com/DbuhZfr
19:49:00 <Serenity> but i cant see her tits
19:49:00 <amelia> on the hair i meant
19:49:00 <Serenity> oh
19:49:00 <amelia> colours n style
19:49:00 <Serenity> I actually like that style/colour
19:50:00 <amelia> minus de jagged endings
19:50:00 <amelia> ends
19:50:00 <Serenity> easy to maintain too
19:50:00 <Loof> zac's been kicking me for 20 mins, i want to break his legs
19:50:00 <Lumeah2> do it
19:50:00 <amelia> do you fink it look ok straight too
19:50:00 <Loof> lol
19:50:00 <Loof> he needs beatings
19:51:00 <amelia> anything looks good on her so she is a bad example to go by
19:51:00 <Serenity> like dead straight? cause i dunno id worry about it looking dirty
19:51:00 <amelia> jus i guess more than jus that wavy style
19:52:00 <Serenity> long as you arent prone to oily hair when its straight it'll be fine
19:52:00 <amelia> i might jus try it
19:52:00 <Loof> do eeet
19:52:00 <Loof> yolo
19:52:00 <amelia> its only hair
19:52:00 <Serenity> exactly
19:52:00 <Serenity> i mean shit i dyed my hair green...
19:52:00 <amelia> i wash my stupid hair every day cos of gym
19:52:00 <amelia> AHAHA dats rihht
19:52:00 <Serenity> ohh well thats fine then
19:52:00 <Serenity> def do it
19:53:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
19:53:00 <amelia> yay
19:53:00 <Loof> just get some fake dreds
19:53:00 <Loof> be irie
19:53:00 <amelia> red is too hard to maintain
19:53:00 <Serenity> ive just gone back to boring old brown cause i cbf with maintaining my hair anymore
19:54:00 <amelia> wot about blonde
19:54:00 <Loof> girls and their hairs
19:54:00 <amelia> new bod new hair
19:54:00 <Loof> we get it
19:54:00 <Loof> gym
19:54:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> wots ur pubes color
19:54:00 <Loof> gross
19:54:00 <Serenity> blonde wouldnt suit me
19:55:00 <amelia> black
19:55:00 <amelia> you have dark eyes dont you
19:55:00 <Serenity> yeah
19:55:00 <Serenity> its chocolate atm
19:56:00 <Loof> mmm chocolate
19:56:00 <Serenity> right
19:56:00 <Serenity> i could eat 15kg lol
19:56:00 <Loof> me too
19:56:00 <Loof> i had rum and raisan b4
19:56:00 <Lumeah2> georgeandwell_alpha: fuck off
19:56:00 <Loof> raisin*
19:56:00 <Serenity> yum
19:56:00 <Loof> raisin?
19:56:00 <amelia> you know how it's really blonde at bottoms, would haf to bleach all that
19:57:00 <Loof> i dont like choc by itself tho
19:57:00 <amelia> ?
19:57:00 <amelia> or issit foils or wot
19:57:00 <Serenity> for that one you posted?
19:57:00 <amelia> yah
19:58:00 <amelia> i don't really kno much bout hair i jus get foils but not underneath i try keep it thick n healthy
19:58:00 <amelia> would it kill it?
19:58:00 <Serenity> i dont really know how they would do it tbh depends on the colour of your hair now i spose
19:58:00 <Doodle> fick n helfy
19:58:00 <amelia> haha
19:58:00 <amelia> fairy nuff
19:59:00 <Loof> furry muff
20:00:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> looking for some paw paw detox
20:00:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> n e grls got some
20:00:00 <Serenity> ask them about olaplex
20:00:00 <Serenity> see if they use it
20:00:00 <MrMark> are we all behaving?
20:01:00 <Loof> yes, very sober
20:01:00 <Serenity> it lets you get your hair super light without killing it
20:01:00 <Doodle> isnt that where they do bullfighting sezz
20:01:00 <Doodle> the olaplex
20:02:00 <dematerialised> i'll ola your plex in a minute
20:02:00 <amelia> fanks I'll msg @ her tomorrows
20:02:00 <Loof> i'll punch you in the olaplex
20:03:00 <Doodle> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Boo6HhrCYAAdKDE.jpg
20:03:00 <Loof> rofl
20:04:00 <Loof> that is gold
20:04:00 <Doodle> the only reason ever to have a kid
20:04:00 <Loof> yes!
20:04:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/gallery/AtCcSph
20:05:00 <Doodle> or how to ask for directions in st kilda
20:05:00 <Loof> that reminds me of how i met my wife
20:05:00 <Loof> only more psychotic
20:05:00 <Doodle> lmao
20:05:00 <Doodle> @mp3 2 Live Crew - Me So Horny.mp3 (4.25MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:38)
20:05:00 <Loof> lol
20:06:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/ctq49Id.jpg
20:06:00 <Doodle> mmm
20:06:00 <amelia> poor hotdogcat
20:06:00 <dematerialised> i am hotdogcat
20:06:00 <dematerialised> all the hotdogs and none of the happiness
20:07:00 <amelia> bl
20:09:00 <Loof> write a blog demat
20:09:00 <couleurs> get whale soon
20:09:00 <Loof> The Hotdog Trap
20:12:00 <Loof> anyway i'm off to stab myself in the testicle with an icepick for shits and giggles bbl
20:13:00 <couleurs> Bye Loser
20:13:00 <GoldSpade> cya later
20:14:00 <couleurs> not u
20:14:00 <couleurs> but u suk 2
20:14:00 <couleurs> who even r u
20:14:00 <couleurs> nobody cares
20:14:00 <GoldSpade> ahhh my god what have I done
20:15:00 <GoldSpade> or are you like johhny rotten
20:15:00 <GoldSpade> and hate the whole world
20:17:00 <GoldSpade> hmm
20:19:00 <Serenity> thats a good fucking question actually
20:19:00 <Serenity> who even are you
20:19:00 <GoldSpade> you know who I am
20:19:00 <GoldSpade> you just cant tell
20:20:00 <GoldSpade> I will give you a clue
20:20:00 <GoldSpade> though
20:20:00 <GoldSpade> in the minute..
20:20:00 <GoldSpade> heh
20:21:00 <faux> GO THE BLUES
20:22:00 <GoldSpade> I live where you live
20:23:00 <GoldSpade> and thats all you need to know
20:23:00 <faux> ok
20:24:00 <Serenity> I have no idea who you are
20:24:00 <GoldSpade> and that's how it's going to stay
20:24:00 <GoldSpade> :)
20:24:00 <doctor> Satan
20:24:00 <faux> we also dont care
20:24:00 <faux> lol
20:24:00 <GoldSpade> well she does!
20:24:00 <Serenity> and lots of people live in perth.. thats not a clue thats dumb
20:25:00 <GoldSpade> well that's all.
20:25:00 <faux> ill give you a clue
20:25:00 <faux> i live on a continent
20:25:00 <doctor> jupiter
20:25:00 <faux> woah
20:25:00 <faux> genius
20:25:00 <doctor> tyty
20:25:00 <faux> ehe
20:25:00 <GoldSpade> that''s a planet
20:26:00 <faux> .
20:26:00 <faux> golly
20:26:00 <couleurs> so is your bald head
20:26:00 <Serenity> I hope you're NOR
20:26:00 <GoldSpade> let it go and move on.
20:26:00 <faux> ok elsa
20:26:00 <Serenity> dont tell me what to do
20:26:00 <GoldSpade> ok
20:27:00 <doctor> some lady and its clear at one stage you didnt get along
20:27:00 <GoldSpade> yesterday is not today
20:28:00 <GoldSpade> what kind of dr are you
20:29:00 <doctor> professional
20:29:00 <GoldSpade> that tells alot
20:31:00 <doctor> ill give you a hint, i touch a lot of genitalia
20:31:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon theres a new bus station
20:31:00 <amelia> since when
20:31:00 <GoldSpade> so your a horny gyno
20:33:00 <GoldSpade> ugh
20:34:00 <doctor> they kept it secret for some reason
20:34:00 <Serenity> government conspiracy clearly
20:34:00 <doctor> no, I'm a rabbi
20:35:00 <doctor> barnett wanted to surprise us, or didn't want the media claiming it was a botched job
20:42:00 <goobs567567> YO
20:45:00 <GoldSpade> should change it to boobs
20:46:00 <Loof> whopping danglers
20:46:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
20:47:00 <doctor> flopping double whopping gooba bangas
20:47:00 <Loof> lol
20:47:00 <doctor> and a glass of fresh warm milk
20:47:00 <amelia> yummm double whopper
20:49:00 <Loof> tempted to find another torrent site when piratebay makes me look at horrid beast tits like these when i'm just trying to download wentworth: https://thepiratebay.org/search/wentworth/0/99/0
20:49:00 <Clarkson> no one wants a fucking dwarf playing hero johninja
20:50:00 <Loof> grossest tits ever
20:50:00 <Loof> all dem hags
20:51:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hello
20:52:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hows every1
20:52:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> garn
20:52:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
20:55:00 <under> guys
20:55:00 <under> very important
20:55:00 <under> question
20:55:00 <under> how much is
20:55:00 <under> in australia
20:55:00 <under> a twix?
20:55:00 <Loof> $20
20:55:00 <amelia> $1.20
20:55:00 <under> wich is in euro?
20:55:00 <amelia> - $1.89
20:55:00 <Loof> 500 euros
20:55:00 <under> 0.38
20:55:00 <GoldSpade> depends which deli you go to
20:55:00 <under> 0.83 euro
20:55:00 <amelia> I don't fuckin know how much in euros
20:55:00 <under> i've just paid 0.74
20:55:00 <under> so it is a great price
20:56:00 <amelia> do i look like a currency converter to you
20:56:00 <Loof> curry converter
20:56:00 <couleurs> i love twix
20:56:00 <Loof> oh golly gosh
20:57:00 <Loof> i'm glad you asked that very important question under
20:57:00 <Loof> i feel enlightened now
20:57:00 <Loof> finally i can sleep
20:58:00 <couleurs> sometimes their 90 cents or $1.10 when theirs a special on
20:58:00 <Matthew> i love milky way
20:58:00 <couleurs> twix me
20:58:00 <amelia> coles had dem on spesh for $1
20:58:00 <amelia> i not seen dem any less than that befores
20:58:00 <under> LET'S DO IT QUICK
20:58:00 <Serenity> im been craving snickers
20:58:00 <amelia> yah milky ways are joy too
20:58:00 <couleurs> well you live in not melbourne
20:59:00 <amelia> fuck snickers
20:59:00 <Serenity> no fuck yo
20:59:00 <Serenity> u
20:59:00 <Loof> milky ways are mars bars without the best bit
20:59:00 <amelia> i wasnt saying you were lying cereals
20:59:00 <amelia> you boring fuck
20:59:00 <under> who
20:59:00 <under> me?
20:59:00 <Loof> yes
20:59:00 <amelia> everything in perth is more expensive anyway
20:59:00 <Matthew> milky ways WIN
20:59:00 <amelia> so if they are $1 here they are prob 5c everywhere else
21:00:00 <Loof> mars bars > milky ways (unless you are 5)
21:00:00 <amelia> uhm no shut up you funny looking mofo
21:00:00 <under> who
21:00:00 <under> me?
21:00:00 <Matthew> snickers beats mars tbh
21:00:00 <Loof> tbh lol
21:00:00 <amelia> ok so picnic
21:00:00 <Serenity> mars bars are poo unless its mars bar slice
21:00:00 <Matthew> milky way can be a child favourite or adult favourite
21:00:00 <amelia> twix
21:00:00 <amelia> bounty
21:00:00 <under> guys
21:00:00 <amelia> aero (mint)
21:00:00 <under> i've just asked a stupid question
21:00:00 <under> didn't mean to start a flam
21:00:00 <under> cmon
21:00:00 <Matthew> FLAKE or TWIRL ftw
21:00:00 <Loof> mars bars own, put dem in da freezer
21:00:00 <under> be gentle each other
21:00:00 <couleurs> cherry ripe is good 2
21:00:00 <under> and have sex
21:00:00 <Serenity> peppermint crisp
21:01:00 <Loof> yum
21:01:00 <amelia> no under, look wot you haf done
21:01:00 <couleurs> esp cherry ripe in dark choc
21:01:00 <under> people is going to die because of me
21:01:00 <Loof> chikito
21:01:00 <amelia> yuck peppermint crisp can fuck off too
21:01:00 <couleurs> Divine.
21:01:00 <Serenity> youre actually shit amelia
21:01:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaaha
21:01:00 <Serenity> you dont deserve chocolate bars
21:01:00 <under> dont do that
21:01:00 <amelia> i deserve dem all
21:01:00 <under> amelia is my best friend
21:01:00 <amelia> i like those wafer biscuits tho
21:02:00 <amelia> yah we r pretty close
21:02:00 <couleurs> kit kats are good 2
21:02:00 <Matthew> kinder surprise is divine tbh
21:02:00 <Serenity> kit kat chunky or die
21:02:00 <Loof> yuck
21:02:00 <amelia> yes kit kat
21:02:00 <amelia> good choice
21:02:00 <Loof> kinder surprise tastes like milk powder
21:02:00 <Loof> kit kats are awesome
21:02:00 <under> amelia: do you like nutella
21:02:00 <Matthew> then milk powder must be lush
21:02:00 <Matthew> because i love kinder in the chocolate bar
21:02:00 <amelia> a bit but not crazy over it
21:02:00 <Serenity> bueno
21:02:00 <amelia> its bit sickening
21:02:00 <under> kinder bueno white
21:02:00 <Loof> nutella is shit
21:02:00 <under> is da best
21:02:00 <under> what
21:02:00 <under> Loof:
21:02:00 <Matthew> ferreo rocher
21:03:00 <under> get the fuck out of here
21:03:00 <Loof> shutup creeper
21:03:00 <under> ferrero non ferreo
21:03:00 <Serenity> LINDT BALLS 4 LYF
21:03:00 <amelia> Yassss rafaellos or whatever they called
21:03:00 <amelia> the white ferrero rochers
21:03:00 <under> raffaello
21:03:00 <amelia> #whiteferrrosmatter
21:03:00 <under> guys youre bad with italian names
21:03:00 <Matthew> oh no... I made a spelling mistake and left the R out... so bad......
21:03:00 <Serenity> i also make the best rocky road
21:03:00 <couleurs> yea nutella is good and ferrero rocher
21:03:00 <Serenity> and i want exactly 2kg of it
21:03:00 <Loof> mmm rocky road
21:03:00 <under> what if i call you matteew?
21:03:00 <Serenity> right now
21:03:00 <amelia> SMaRTieS
21:04:00 <Serenity> spudshed sells giant smarties
21:04:00 <Loof> crack
21:04:00 <under> couleurs: nutella is from ferraro
21:04:00 <Matthew> i wouldnt care tbh
21:04:00 <Serenity> and they are amazen
21:04:00 <amelia> whodahexagon called em smarties
21:04:00 <amelia> wot a funny name
21:04:00 <Loof> i know i laugh every night
21:04:00 <couleurs> i no,
21:04:00 <Matthew> i'm more of an M&M person than a smarties person
21:04:00 <couleurs> raffaello is good 2
21:04:00 <amelia> no you don't Loof you're a sad sack
21:04:00 <couleurs> so it lindts
21:04:00 <Loof> lol
21:04:00 <amelia> pretzel m&ms
21:05:00 <amelia> oh lordy
21:05:00 <Serenity> hnng peanut m&ms
21:05:00 <amelia> TRY DE PRETZEL ONES
21:05:00 <couleurs> chow beller tooty fruity
21:05:00 <Loof> gross
21:05:00 <amelia> yummmmmm
21:05:00 <Serenity> look m8 i dont eat chocolate im just fappin
21:05:00 <amelia> the peanut butter ones are gross
21:05:00 <amelia> not a fan of peanut butter sweets or desert
21:06:00 <amelia> PiNeaPPLe LuMPS
21:06:00 <Loof> i'm having hungarian salami jaffles
21:06:00 <Loof> wish i had some pinapple for dat shit
21:06:00 <Serenity> YES PINEAPPLE LUMPS
21:06:00 <Loof> addicted
21:06:00 <amelia> haf you had dem frozen Serenity
21:06:00 <amelia> yum
21:06:00 <amelia> haiii smasheh
21:06:00 <Serenity> yes i have
21:06:00 <TheRiddler> hai comfymelia
21:07:00 <Serenity> when i worked at foodland 503543 years ago we used to stash them in the walk in freezer
21:07:00 <TheRiddler> :p
21:07:00 <Serenity> they were so good
21:07:00 <Loof> i hope heaven had pasta resturants on every corner
21:07:00 <Loof> has*
21:07:00 <amelia> mmmmmmmm
21:07:00 <faux> mm foodland sounds like heaven
21:07:00 <TheRiddler> it really doesn't
21:07:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:07:00 <Serenity> it was basically what iga is
21:07:00 <TheRiddler> err
21:07:00 <TheRiddler> isn't
21:07:00 <faux> a land of food sounds great to me
21:07:00 <amelia> only cos theres no donkey porn for you
21:07:00 <Loof> i'm going to try oysters next week
21:08:00 <faux> chocolate sand
21:08:00 <amelia> you never had oysters
21:08:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
21:08:00 <TheRiddler> I have no idea how much I walked
21:08:00 <Loof> i did when i was a kid
21:08:00 <faux> lychee flavoured beach water
21:08:00 <faux> mm
21:08:00 <Loof> forgot what they taste like
21:08:00 <Doodle> omg faux
21:08:00 <Loof> cause it was 10 million years ago
21:08:00 <faux> hiii beb
21:08:00 <Doodle> i was just thinken of u
21:08:00 <faux> phew
21:08:00 <faux> were u naked
21:08:00 <Doodle> lol no
21:08:00 <faux> oh
21:08:00 <faux> go on
21:09:00 <Loof> i've eaten barely any seafood since i was a kid
21:09:00 <Loof> my mother's "cooking" put me off it
21:09:00 <Doodle> i was profiling customers and using a map of sydney
21:09:00 <TheRiddler> think I walked 15kms today
21:09:00 <Doodle> me customer is from merrylands
21:09:00 <Matthew> welcome to the divine Doodle
21:09:00 <faux> :o
21:09:00 <Doodle> hai Matthew
21:09:00 <faux> i used to live there once upon a time
21:09:00 <under> hey guys
21:09:00 <faux> ee
21:09:00 <Doodle> ehehe
21:09:00 <under> how much for a bottle of water in australia
21:09:00 <faux> depends
21:09:00 <TheRiddler> I went to the beach
21:09:00 <under> no, just kidding
21:09:00 <under> haha
21:09:00 <faux> pump is like $49730202
21:10:00 <TheRiddler> to catch pokemon
21:10:00 <Doodle> i better get back to it bblzzz
21:10:00 <couleurs> there's lots of good italian water here for cheap
21:10:00 <TheRiddler> best pokemon I caught was at the beach
21:10:00 <faux> better than a brothel to catch chlamydia
21:10:00 <Matthew> depends on the size, under ... size matters
21:10:00 <TheRiddler> is it from the vatican church?
21:10:00 <faux> i caught a poliwag in teh lounge room before
21:10:00 <faux> eheheheheeeee
21:10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:10:00 <faux> CuTe
21:11:00 <TheRiddler> "more than 100 whores have sit in this warer to abolish their sins"
21:11:00 <couleurs> there's lots of italian stores here under but the girls are all fat or old
21:11:00 <couleurs> not babes like in italy
21:12:00 <under> really?
21:12:00 <couleurs> yea they're all owned by the mafia from sicily
21:13:00 <amelia> put your hand up if you haf fluffy hair
21:13:00 <Loof> wavey
21:13:00 <Loof> needs product
21:13:00 <Loof> sucks
21:13:00 <amelia> irie
21:13:00 <Loof> indeed
21:14:00 <under> amelia: i dont have those anymore
21:14:00 <Loof> those
21:14:00 <faux> THERES A BULBASAUR IN THE HOUSE
21:14:00 <under> those
21:14:00 <Loof> what lvl faux?
21:14:00 <under> hair is plural in italian
21:14:00 <under> lol
21:14:00 <under> capelli
21:14:00 <under> not capello
21:14:00 <under> always get confused
21:15:00 <under> could you forgive me Loof you fucking grammar nazi?
21:15:00 <Loof> oh you're italian? i thought you were indian, sorry
21:15:00 <Loof> italians are cool
21:15:00 <Loof> indians are not
21:15:00 <under> i dont rape girls
21:15:00 <Loof> lol
21:15:00 <faux> 41 loof
21:15:00 <Loof> sure lol
21:15:00 <faux> wait
21:15:00 <faux> me?
21:15:00 <faux> only 3
21:15:00 <Loof> ah i'm nearly 3
21:16:00 <Serenity> i caught so many pokemon today
21:16:00 <faux> lmao @ 41
21:16:00 <faux> i thought u meant teh bulbasaur :(
21:16:00 <Loof> i walked all day yesterday, jack squat
21:16:00 <faux> cp
21:16:00 <Loof> i thought you were giving me shit about my age lol
21:16:00 <Loof> all good
21:16:00 <faux> ive honestly cAught the most from home
21:16:00 <Serenity> i went to kings park there were thousands of people
21:16:00 <Loof> anxiety is a bitch
21:16:00 <Serenity> and sooo many pokemon
21:16:00 <faux> theres 503 doduos here
21:16:00 <faux> so annoying
21:17:00 <Loof> those green grass ruffles are a scam
21:17:00 <Loof> never any pokemon on them
21:17:00 <Loof> wandered around for 10 mins near one
21:17:00 <Loof> nothing
21:18:00 <faux> oo new scream ep
21:18:00 <Loof> i need to look at a tutorial to see how to locate the fuckers
21:18:00 <Loof> cause it seems rigged
21:19:00 <Serenity> we stole a psyduck that someone else was trying to catch today
21:19:00 <Loof> oh so if someone else gets them they're gone?
21:19:00 <Serenity> yeah
21:19:00 <Loof> well that explains that
21:19:00 <Loof> i'm in springvale 90% asians
21:19:00 <Serenity> the pokemon are server side
21:19:00 <Loof> they're probably all playing it lol
21:20:00 <Loof> taking all dem pokemons
21:20:00 <Serenity> ant got the psyduck and a guy behind us was like WTF I JUST ABOUT CAUSE THAT PSYDUCK AND THEN IT WAS GONE rofl
21:20:00 <Serenity> thats how we realised
21:20:00 <TheRiddler> I caught a magmar, ponyta, vulpix, meowth, hitmon chan
21:20:00 <Serenity> happened a couple times
21:20:00 <Serenity> caught*
21:20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:20:00 <Loof> wonder if people will ever get violent
21:20:00 <Loof> you stole my fucking pokemon cunt!
21:20:00 <Clarkson> we know you're gay george
21:20:00 <Serenity> i got a pinsir with 600cp
21:21:00 <Loof> lol all mine are like 20cp
21:21:00 <Serenity> and a hitmonlee
21:21:00 <Serenity> with 400
21:21:00 <Serenity> about half a dozen nidoran
21:21:00 <Serenity> and a clefairy
21:21:00 <TheRiddler> I'm going to do what I was told to do when you finish a collection of pokemon
21:21:00 <Serenity> and a couple gastly
21:21:00 <TheRiddler> use a lucky egg and transfer/evolve
21:22:00 <Loof> my chest hurts so bad and i stink from walking
21:23:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/rpFnLcZ.jpg
21:23:00 <Serenity> i found a jigglypuff not far from here
21:23:00 <couleurs> what pokeman is this
21:23:00 <Loof> do those green grass ruffles work for you?
21:23:00 <Serenity> and a few staryu
21:23:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
21:24:00 <Serenity> yeah sometimes
21:24:00 <Matthew> im assuming the new 'craze' app only has the original 1-150 pokemon?
21:24:00 <TheRiddler> yes
21:24:00 <Loof> maybe it's a problem with optus
21:24:00 <Matthew> so tempted to download but i know i will get awfully addictive so cbf
21:24:00 <faux> 250
21:24:00 <faux> innit
21:24:00 <Loof> do it Matthew
21:25:00 <Loof> it will get you fit
21:25:00 <Serenity> thres only 132 slots in the first pokedex
21:25:00 <Matthew> i used to have red/blue/yellow on game boy
21:25:00 <Matthew> excuse me, Loof?
21:25:00 <Matthew> how rude
21:25:00 <Loof> fitter then
21:25:00 <Loof> relax
21:26:00 <Matthew> i work with 10-13 year olds... when i hear them talk about it, i don't want to be associated with stuff they do/like
21:27:00 <Loof> scared of how it will look?
21:27:00 <Loof> wise
21:27:00 <couleurs> i don't have n e games on my phone, only phone numbers of babes ;)
21:27:00 <Loof> a lot of adults play it tho
21:27:00 <Matthew> i know... like GTA
21:28:00 <Loof> yeah
21:28:00 <Serenity> out of allthe thousands of people that were at kings park today
21:28:00 <Serenity> i would say about 10% of them were under 20
21:28:00 <under> no i'm 24
21:28:00 <Loof> yeah the asian dude that came up and asked me what level i was yesterday seemed like about mid 30s
21:28:00 <Matthew> i used to be in love with the show on cheese tv when i was like 10
21:28:00 <Matthew> then i bought the game boy games
21:29:00 <Matthew> misty had water pokemon and was gym leader... and brock had rock pokemon
21:29:00 <Matthew> and the "rival" Gary
21:30:00 <Loof> "irie" tbh
21:32:00 <Serenity> i was trying to win the gym down the road but lost on my 3rd battle
21:32:00 <Serenity> i need more stardust to level up my pinsir
21:32:00 <Matthew> PIDGEY USED GUST... But it failed!
21:33:00 <Loof> have you spent any real money yet Serenity?
21:33:00 <Loof> what should i buy to lvl up?
21:34:00 <Loof> feel like doing a bit of pay to play
21:34:00 <Serenity> i bought some incense
21:34:00 <Serenity> thats it
21:34:00 <Loof> makes lure spots yeah?
21:35:00 <Serenity> nah those are the pink ones for the stops
21:35:00 <Loof> ah
21:35:00 <Serenity> incense attracts them to whereever you are
21:35:00 <Loof> nice
21:35:00 <Loof> i'll do that now
21:35:00 <Loof> how many does it attract?
21:35:00 <faux> check your bag you should already have 2
21:36:00 <Serenity> it lasts 30 mins and if i use one and just sit here in my lounge room i get one roughly every 5 mins
21:36:00 <Loof> oh man irie!
21:36:00 <Serenity> but today when i was at the place with loads of pokemon we were getting one every 1-2 mins
21:36:00 <Loof> cause i'm dying to get to lvl 3
21:36:00 <Loof> nearly about to lvl
21:37:00 <Serenity> and dont forget to transfer doubles for andy
21:37:00 <Serenity> candy
21:37:00 <Loof> sweet i do have 2 in my bad
21:38:00 <Loof> and got a rattard
21:38:00 <Loof> rattata
21:39:00 <Loof> oh man still not lvl 3 tho, bees dick off it lol
21:39:00 <Loof> turning off ar is so much better
21:39:00 <Loof> got it first ball
21:40:00 <Loof> lol my toon is walking around everywhere even tho i'm sitting down
21:40:00 <Loof> irie
21:40:00 <Serenity> ooh i have a doduo too
21:40:00 <Serenity> forgot about him
21:43:00 <Loof> hmmm actually go out walking, or be a fat cunt and just buy insence, decisions decisions
21:43:00 <Serenity> buy the incense and go walking
21:43:00 <Loof> another rattata
21:43:00 <Loof> fark
21:44:00 <dematerialised> i have food in my fridge
21:44:00 <dematerialised> hell has frozen over
21:44:00 <Loof> i just ran out of hungarian salami, shit is about to get real
21:44:00 <Loof> will have to start using ham
21:46:00 <Loof> awwww yeah lvl 3 :D
21:46:00 <Loof> ohhh it didn't give me anything
21:47:00 <Loof> so do i have to be in this exact same spot where i used the insence, or can i take my phone outside with me for a smoke and it will work out there too?
21:48:00 <Serenity> yeah it follows you where ever you go
21:48:00 <Loof> irie
21:48:00 <Tiggier> I'm now very close to lvl 14
21:48:00 <Loof> just got a pidgey :)
21:48:00 <Loof> awesome ash!
21:49:00 <Loof> should i be powering up any of these?
21:49:00 <Serenity> im getting rid of all my duplicates
21:49:00 <Serenity> i had like 120 pokemon now ive got 80
21:49:00 <Loof> lol i have 8
21:49:00 <Loof> rofl
21:50:00 <Serenity> i caught so many today
21:50:00 <Loof> should i be powering up?
21:50:00 <Serenity> i just picked one and started powering it up
21:51:00 <Tiggier> this 1 is for amelia
21:51:00 <Loof> another pidgey lol
21:51:00 <Tiggier> What does the lucky egg do
21:51:00 <amelia> issit a squirtle
21:51:00 <Serenity> doubles your xp
21:51:00 <Tiggier> Kevin Jeakes It vibrates on the prostate
21:51:00 <Tiggier> lmao
21:51:00 <Loof> that's 4 this one incense has given me
21:51:00 <Loof> and i still have 15 mins left
21:51:00 <Loof> irie
21:51:00 <TheRiddler> that's the response someone sent
21:51:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
21:52:00 <amelia> haha
21:52:00 <amelia> k gnite cereals
21:52:00 <TheRiddler> night amelia
21:52:00 <TheRiddler> wait
21:52:00 <TheRiddler> whos leaving
21:52:00 <Serenity> ooh bellsprout was another new one
21:53:00 <TheRiddler> I have a blister on my heel
21:53:00 <TheRiddler> :(
21:53:00 <TheRiddler> from my shoe rubbing against it
21:53:00 <TheRiddler> I probably need to get new ones even tho these didn't last that long
21:54:00 <couleurs> Bye
21:54:00 <Loof> i ordered a jacket and two beanies tonight
21:54:00 <Loof> irie down jacket
21:54:00 <Loof> looks warm as fook
21:55:00 <Serenity> im about half way through lvl 10
21:55:00 <Loof> so many rattatards
21:55:00 <Loof> 4 of the fuckers
21:56:00 <Serenity> ive got 29 unique pokemon
21:56:00 <Serenity> er
21:56:00 <Serenity> 49
21:56:00 <Serenity> FFS
21:56:00 <Serenity> 39**
21:57:00 <Loof> you can use ingress map to check stops all over the world
21:58:00 <Loof> its the same as pokemon go
21:58:00 <Loof> cause pokemon go only shows the ones near you
21:59:00 <Loof> http://www.greenbot.com/article/3093974/android/tip-find-pokmon-go-stops-and-gyms-using-the-official-ingress-live-web-map.html
21:59:00 <Loof> http://www.polygon.com/2016/7/7/12118576/pokemon-go-pokestop-gym-locations-map-guide
21:59:00 <Loof> ooh i got a gay weedle
22:00:00 <Loof> must be a good one it put me up half a lvl
22:01:00 <Loof> haha someones set up a lure spot accross the road
22:01:00 <Loof> bet it's to roll cunts
22:02:00 <Loof> 10:01 PM, tempted to go check it out
22:02:00 <Loof> hmmmm
22:02:00 <Loof> do they stay lure spots forever?
22:02:00 <Loof> or they go back to being normal pokestops?
22:04:00 <Serenity> im not sure hey ive never used a lure
22:04:00 <Serenity> lures just draw pokemon
22:04:00 <Loof> the pokestop across the road has all those pink stuff all over it
22:05:00 <Loof> meaning it's turned into a lure spot i think
22:05:00 <Serenity> yup
22:05:00 <Serenity> means pokemon will be drawn to that area
22:05:00 <Loof> maybe i should head up to it
22:06:00 <Loof> fuck it i'll do it
22:06:00 <Loof> when this insence runs out
22:07:00 <Loof> pray for me that i dont get rolled lol
22:07:00 <Serenity> lol
22:09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:10:00 <dematerialised> speaking of shanking
22:14:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13654360_10153778090378494_766463198803956341_n.jpg?oh=110ef11a30f0193d785f0ba9feb1dd1f&oe=58345721
22:14:00 <TheRiddler> kings park atm
22:14:00 <TheRiddler> hai WingedAngel
22:14:00 <WingedAngel> hi
22:15:00 <TheRiddler> how you been?
22:15:00 <WingedAngel> all good u
22:15:00 <TheRiddler> have you caught onto the craze?
22:15:00 <TheRiddler> I'm sick with a cold
22:15:00 <WingedAngel> which craze
22:15:00 <TheRiddler> the pokemon craze
22:15:00 <WingedAngel> no and not gonna
22:16:00 <TheRiddler> ok
22:16:00 <WingedAngel> who is the footballer that was catfished?
22:17:00 <TheRiddler> :https://www.facebook.com/AFLFootyShow/videos/1269067749778587/
22:17:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/AFLFootyShow/videos/1269067749778587/
22:18:00 <couleurs> Ban Cuzinz
22:20:00 <WingedAngel> so...
22:22:00 <TheRiddler> I dont remember
22:22:00 <TheRiddler> also who is going to see the remake of pete's dragon
22:22:00 <WingedAngel> dont remember what?
22:22:00 <TheRiddler> also will the cinema smell of weed? :p
22:23:00 <TheRiddler> who the footballer is
22:23:00 <WingedAngel> its a current story....a new incident
22:25:00 <TheRiddler> oh
22:27:00 <WingedAngel> gotta keep up TheRiddler
22:27:00 <TheRiddler> yep
22:27:00 <doctor> bens a good bloke
22:27:00 <doctor> has a little trouble with meth but decent bloke
22:27:00 <doctor> lay off him cunts or ill cut ya
22:27:00 <couleurs> :p
22:34:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Rapture - No Sex for Ben.mp3 (8.47MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:15)
22:36:00 <couleurs> :o
22:37:00 <couleurs> n e otter goss?
22:37:00 <Serenity> doodles gay
22:37:00 <doctor> david bowie died
22:37:00 <Doodle> only on wednesdays
22:37:00 <Loof> 2 rattatas and a pidgey, hardly worth the trip
22:37:00 <Doodle> i mean wednethdayth
22:37:00 <Serenity> eeeheheheh
22:38:00 <Doodle> i just did an ovp for me e-marketing promo
22:38:00 <British^Meat> hot
22:38:00 <Doodle> internetting is hard
22:38:00 <British^Meat> Doodle is the tits
22:39:00 <Doodle> eek
22:39:00 <couleurs> u mah butta fly sugga babeh
22:39:00 <Loof> you doing SEO Doodle?
22:39:00 <Doodle> its part of the class
22:39:00 <Loof> cool
22:39:00 <Doodle> but not directly
22:39:00 <Loof> ah
22:39:00 <Doodle> i'll pay people to do tht for me
22:40:00 <Loof> lol
22:40:00 <Loof> i'm learning it atm
22:40:00 <Loof> off lynda.com
22:40:00 <Doodle> yeah its not really essential for me but i have to know what i am paying for lol
22:41:00 <Loof> true dat
22:41:00 <Loof> i was looking in to youtube ads as well
22:42:00 <Doodle> i had to go on radio the other day for one of me other classes
22:42:00 <Doodle> to promote shit
22:42:00 <Loof> how did it go?
22:42:00 <Doodle> the actual interview went fine but it had fuck all result
22:42:00 <Doodle> so far anyway
22:42:00 <Loof> ah damn
22:42:00 <Doodle> i wonder if people can read sky writing in winter
22:43:00 <Loof> my only marketing advice is boobs
22:43:00 <Loof> lol
22:43:00 <Doodle> ye
22:43:00 <Doodle> sex sellz
22:43:00 <Loof> yep lol
22:43:00 <Loof> sad but true
22:43:00 <Loof> or play on people's insecurities
22:43:00 <Doodle> thats why my promo comes with a free pornhub membership
22:43:00 <Doodle> just kidding
22:44:00 <Doodle> its chixwithdix.com
22:44:00 <Loof> rofl
22:44:00 <Doodle> for that little bit of unexpected extra
22:45:00 <Loof> but there's still more! call now and will throw in penis
22:45:00 <Doodle> literally
22:46:00 <Loof> lol
22:46:00 <Doodle> ok i need to go and trevor some cunts to unwind
22:46:00 <Doodle> bblzzzz
22:46:00 <Loof> do eeet, i'm doing the campaign again
22:46:00 <Loof> coming up to the part where i have to choose who dies
22:46:00 <Loof> last time i let them both live
22:47:00 <Loof> this time i think i'll kill trevor
22:47:00 <Doodle> i've 100%ed it 3 times fuck doing it again lol
22:47:00 <Loof> cause ice
22:47:00 <Loof> lol fark
22:47:00 <Loof> that's awesome
22:47:00 <Doodle> twice on ps3 cos me save got wiped
22:47:00 <Doodle> and once on ps4
22:47:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Right Round (Like A Record).mp3 (3.01MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:17)
22:48:00 <Loof> i've bought it for ps3, pc, ps4 disc, then ps4 digital when my blue ray drive died on the ps4 lol
22:48:00 <Loof> rockstar must love idiots like me
22:48:00 <Doodle> hahaha
22:49:00 <Loof> pc is so hacked, good graphics but an unplayable nightmare thanks to hackers
22:49:00 <Serenity> I wish I could be even 5% as comfortable in a beanbag as a cat looks in one
22:49:00 <Doodle> no sezz
22:49:00 <Doodle> sit on it
22:50:00 <Serenity> yeahhh but its never as comfortable as turbo makes it look
22:50:00 <Doodle> thats cos cats look comfortable anywhere
22:50:00 <Loof> lol
22:50:00 <Doodle> fk my cat was asleep on the bonnet of my car and it was 3 degrees today
22:50:00 <Serenity> haha true
22:50:00 <Doodle> looked comfy as
22:50:00 <Serenity> hahaha
22:50:00 <Doodle> i removed him immediately ofc
22:50:00 <Serenity> it got to -3 in places here this morning
22:51:00 <Loof> fark
22:51:00 <Loof> snow?
22:51:00 <Doodle> yeah it snowed again here today
22:51:00 <Loof> dayum
22:51:00 <Doodle> 2 days running now
22:51:00 <Serenity> nahh doesnt stay that cold long enough here
22:51:00 <Loof> sun was so nice this morning
22:51:00 <Loof> god it was good
22:51:00 <Loof> didn't last tho
22:52:00 <TheRiddler> it's currently 5C'
22:52:00 <TheRiddler> here
22:52:00 <Serenity> the sun was lovely here this arvo but as soon as you were out of it it was freezing
22:52:00 <Loof> yeah
22:52:00 <Loof> i just bought 50 insense
22:52:00 <Loof> i only meant to buy 25 :(
22:53:00 <Loof> oh well there goes $30
22:53:00 <TheRiddler> I had to buy pokeballs and insense earlier
22:53:00 <Doodle> this was 10kms from my place this morning: http://i.imgur.com/gM100mU.jpg
22:53:00 <Serenity> oh god i have literally 300 pokeballs
22:53:00 <Serenity> so many pokestops
22:53:00 <Loof> i'm not looking forward to running out of them
22:54:00 <Loof> holy shit doodle
22:54:00 <Loof> looks like my idea of hell
22:54:00 <Maurice> I hope you went and played in it
22:54:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13615514_10153801153671696_9041175122553803443_n.jpg?oh=c082c60c4f25df155bc0c6536d12c4c0&oe=57EE91BD
22:54:00 <Serenity> thats my friends yard
22:54:00 <Serenity> shes in the rat too
22:54:00 <Loof> wish i had a house in qld for winter and a house in tas for summer
22:55:00 <Doodle> i slept through it
22:55:00 <Maurice> My neighbours across the road moved back to tas and put up vid of it snowing in her yard
22:55:00 <Doodle> about 5kms from me: http://i.imgur.com/QA0eoGv.jpg
22:55:00 <Maurice> And here we are in WA just freezing our nips off with nothing to show
22:56:00 <TheRiddler> waiting for doodle to ask about friend
22:56:00 <Doodle> oh
22:56:00 <Doodle> i just noticed lol
22:56:00 <Doodle> does she like losers sezz
22:56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:56:00 <Serenity> rofl
22:56:00 <Serenity> shes married with kids
22:56:00 <Serenity> soz
22:57:00 <Doodle> so
22:57:00 <Doodle> that doesnt answer my question
22:57:00 <Serenity> hhaha
22:57:00 <Doodle> ok bbs etc
22:58:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13669644_1035176239911718_6299569017369956502_n.jpg?oh=52d005b5c8e529311f63d323de5358dd&oe=57F26B4C
22:58:00 <Serenity> amelia irl
22:59:00 <Doodle> ew dog ppl
22:59:00 <Serenity> i know
22:59:00 <Serenity> yux
23:02:00 <Loof> i'm def a dog person
23:03:00 <Loof> want a staffy for home protection
23:04:00 <Loof> there's no use having 51 insence when i only have 48 pokeballs
23:04:00 <Loof> fml
23:04:00 <Loof> damn it
23:04:00 <Loof> will be visiting the pokestops a lot tomorrow
23:05:00 <Loof> bbl
23:10:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
23:10:00 <faux> tenks
23:11:00 <faux> where is everyone i need some entertainment
23:11:00 <couleurs> pokeman go
23:12:00 <couleurs> and i'm sleepy
23:16:00 <faux> me 2
23:16:00 <faux> nini couleurs
23:17:00 <couleurs> bye amelia
23:17:00 <Maurice> Lol this https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/2776115432435629/
23:20:00 <couleurs> JOHNNNN SEA NAAAH
23:23:00 <doctor> i was hoping theyd fuck
23:24:00 <Maurice> They might have after he was kind enough to yell to his friend to get down
23:25:00 <Serenity> i miss johninja
23:31:00 <Loof> 60kg leg extensions are going to kill me after all the walking
23:31:00 <Loof> but it must be done
23:32:00 <Loof> bench tomorrow yay! my fav
23:34:00 <Loof> why do i bother with zubats
23:34:00 <Loof> takes at least 5 balls to get em
23:35:00 <Loof> can you actually do anything with the useless pokemon?
23:35:00 <Loof> or do they just take up space
23:35:00 <Loof> like can you feed them to the other pokemon?
23:38:00 <Serenity> catch them for xp and stardust
23:38:00 <Serenity> and then you can trade them for candy to level just 1 up
23:40:00 <Loof> how do you trade them?
23:40:00 <Loof> i need candy for my charamander
23:43:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13615399_500454040155335_2580863240972812261_n.jpg?oh=b3036facdae220255d3ebe6a73300296&oe=5834F4F7
23:44:00 <Loof> lol
23:45:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY
23:45:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Freaky Eaters- Addicted to Cheesy Potatoes Views: 6,062,229 Uploader: TLC Uploaded: Jun 2, 2011 Duration: 2m31s Rating: 3.72
23:45:00 <Loof> wolf creek series is so irie
23:45:00 <Loof> watched it all on stan
23:46:00 <Maurice> I swear to god I am going to start banning everytime someone types irie
23:47:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdyp4Ez_T6I
23:47:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: wii fit [5] Views: 104,628 Uploader: kmlkmljkl Uploaded: Jul 11, 2016 Duration: 0m8s Rating: 4.91
23:54:00 <Loof> <-- pay to play sucker, 50 incense + 200 pokeballs
23:56:00 <President_Trump> CROOKED HILLARY CLINTON
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