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00:00 <amelia> Croats are stronger k
00:00 <amelia> this is never gonna work, you adore serbs too much
00:00 <dematerialised> serbs are my heroes
00:00 <dematerialised> they hate religion
00:00 <dematerialised> and only want peace
00:00 <dematerialised> and unity
00:00 <dematerialised> they will fight for it
00:00 <President_Trump> <dematerialised> yeah no you don't get lullabys anymore
00:00 <President_Trump> [23:58] <dematerialised> fuckwits ruined that for you
00:00 <dematerialised> they will not sell theirselves out
00:00 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
01:00 <dematerialised> they are proud strong independent people and i respect that
01:00 <Tiggier> damn
01:00 <amelia> orthodox is a religion?
01:00 <President_Trump> demut i am freeballing mate
01:00 <Tiggier> [21:58] <TheRiddler> amelia probably has a butt pillow
01:00 <President_Trump> freeballin'
01:00 <dematerialised> nah
01:00 <dematerialised> orthodoxy is just accepting what is "right" for everyone
02:00 <amelia> you go to church for it
02:00 <dematerialised> unless you mean catholic/christian orthodox
02:00 <dematerialised> in which case that's also retarded
02:00 <dematerialised> true serbs know no religion
02:00 <fairyflos> https://youtu.be/9y7b5Md0shE
02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hulk Dancing to Tempurature by Sean Paul Views: 145,494 Uploader: ItzAgame Uploaded: Apr 9, 2015 Duration: 0m54s Rating: 4.89
02:00 <amelia> you can only have godparents of your children who are also orthodox and not another religion
02:00 <fairyflos> still makes me laugh
02:00 <dematerialised> which co-incidentally is one of the best things about soviet russia
03:00 <Tiggier> http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/fashion/daily/2014/11/10/10-katy-perry-butt-pillow-2.w750.h560.2x.jpg
03:00 <dematerialised> im just fucking with you meels sorry :)
03:00 <dematerialised> i know about the whole serb/croat thing :)
03:00 <amelia> I take everything so literal haha
03:00 <dematerialised> hehe
03:00 <dematerialised> i have a croat workmate
03:00 <Serenity> rofll
03:00 <dematerialised> if you dont believe me, his surname is stoleski
03:00 <dematerialised> :P
03:00 <Tiggier> croatmate
03:00 <amelia> my best friend is serb haha
03:00 <dematerialised> hahaah
04:00 <President_Trump> amelia is a fake cro, she is friends with serbs
04:00 <dematerialised> no she's just a tolerant croat
04:00 <dematerialised> and besides serbs and croats can be friends
05:00 <dematerialised> just dont ask a serb to come to your catholic wedding
05:00 <President_Trump> lol
05:00 <President_Trump> amelia are u a tolerant croat? is this true?
05:00 <fairyflos> a tolerant goat
05:00 <amelia> bahhhhhhh
05:00 <dematerialised> also
05:00 <dematerialised> while we're at it
05:00 <Tiggier> lol
05:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-2nByd2cr4
05:00 <President_Trump> lols good one fauxyflos
05:00 <dematerialised> get it in ya
05:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Allahu Trapbar | Arabic | Trap | Beat | Compilation video Views: 15,067,674 Uploader: ZwiReK Beats Uploaded: Oct 15, 2015 Duration: 2m51s Rating: 4.60
05:00 <fairyflos> .
05:00 <Tiggier> ugh
05:00 <dematerialised> get jiggy wid ya bad self
05:00 <fairyflos> i find that offensive
06:00 <dematerialised> you shouldn't
06:00 <dematerialised> its pretty awesome
06:00 <fairyflos> lol im kidding
06:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
06:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> whats garn
07:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIvb5dUH4q0 this is is also OK
07:00 <dematerialised> but not as good as the first
07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Allahu Akbar Loop Views: 4,645 Uploader: The Truth Uploaded: May 26, 2015 Duration: 6m31s Rating: 4.65
07:00 <Tiggier> it's not a true arabic beat without the sound of stoning
07:00 <Tiggier> :p
07:00 <dematerialised> excuse me
07:00 <dematerialised> that's extremely racist
08:00 <dematerialised> as a practising muslim serb i won't tolerate it
08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> im a gp
08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> doctor
08:00 <dematerialised> you're a lost cause that's what you are
08:00 <TheRiddler> a gp isn't a doctor
09:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> what mean
09:00 <dematerialised> the only doctorate you have is a phd in anal fingering george
09:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> lol
09:00 <TheRiddler> so he's a proctologist?
10:00 <dematerialised> he wishe
10:00 <dematerialised> s
10:00 <dematerialised> dropped out first year
10:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i got a double phd m8
10:00 <dematerialised> in fingering your asshole
10:00 <Clarkson> pretend youre doing all this shit so a bunch of strangers think youre cool crazy
10:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> yeh
10:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ur right
11:00 <dematerialised> i know im right
11:00 <dematerialised> i know everything
11:00 <dematerialised> about everyone
11:00 <dematerialised> it's my job
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> im doing a phd in fingering girls ass
12:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
13:00 <President_Trump> george last had sex one year ago at a brothel
13:00 <Clarkson> clean your fucking desk
13:00 <President_Trump> there is some info for u demut
13:00 <dematerialised> thanks but i dont need your help
13:00 <dematerialised> ty
13:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> yeh its about a yr
13:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> if u mean like intercourse sex
13:00 <President_Trump> what about non-prostitute sex?
14:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> been some time m8
14:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> dont ask me when
14:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> cos its late and im sleepy
15:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> left home at 6am
15:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> got h9me about 1hr ago
19:00 <amelia> dats a pretty good story
19:00 <amelia> wd
19:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> np
19:00 <President_Trump> george do u want some warm gauci pie?
20:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13686724_10208709998880021_2753782352378251934_n.jpg?oh=1de0bfba52e574f7d5b22a811027d660&oe=582900BB
20:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> what is it
20:00 <dematerialised> my hands smell like cigar
20:00 <dematerialised> life is great
21:00 <Doodle> and they all lived happily ever after
21:00 <Serenity> my hands smell like. .
21:00 <dematerialised> indeed
21:00 <Serenity> stuff
21:00 <Doodle> pussy
21:00 <Serenity> ye
21:00 <Doodle> :o
22:00 <Doodle> mine smell like chocolate which is why me cat is trying to hump/kill my arm
22:00 <dematerialised> haha
22:00 <dematerialised> i saw that vid
22:00 <Doodle> fucking mental
22:00 <dematerialised> he's a bit nutty
22:00 <President_Trump> where is johninja?
23:00 <Doodle> do we look like his keepers
23:00 <dematerialised> zoo keepers maybe
23:00 <British^Meat> https://memecrunch.com/meme/9ZMTP/its-a-bit/image.jpg?w=716&c=1
23:00 <Doodle> eehhehhe
23:00 <amelia> kreepers
23:00 <Doodle> rude
24:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0
24:00 <amelia> i no u r
24:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Creep (feat. Nicki Minaj & John Waters) Views: 94,070,735 Uploader: thelonelyisland Uploaded: Jan 30, 2011 Duration: 2m45s Rating: 4.84
24:00 <dematerialised> i dont creep, i just ask if you have nudes, then work my way backwards
24:00 <Matthew> wahhh
24:00 <amelia> could haf chosen Radiohead but went Nicki instead
24:00 <British^Meat> my god
24:00 <British^Meat> wtf is that Doodle?
24:00 <Doodle> jesus christ i;d rather cut off me cock than listen to radiohead
24:00 <dematerialised> its internet gold
24:00 <dematerialised> that's what it is
24:00 <British^Meat> i had to stop it after 10 seconds
25:00 <Doodle> lmao
25:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfOa1a8hYP8 <-- the only radiohead song i like
25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Radiohead - Lotus Flower Views: 37,955,722 Uploader: Radiohead Uploaded: Feb 16, 2011 Duration: 5m8s Rating: 4.81
25:00 <President_Trump> Matthew where have u been bro?
25:00 <Matthew> catching pokemon
26:00 <amelia> I like dis one https://youtu.be/sITshrzN_cQ
26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Radiohead - Idioteque (Lyrics On Screen) Views: 76,719 Uploader: TheLampard80 Uploaded: Oct 19, 2011 Duration: 5m9s Rating: 4.89
26:00 <Doodle> hope u wore a pokemondom
26:00 <dematerialised> oh yeah
26:00 <dematerialised> idioteque is good
26:00 <President_Trump> what do u get if u catch all the pokemons?
26:00 <dematerialised> i actually like all of Kid A too
26:00 <Doodle> herpes
26:00 <amelia> ye
26:00 <Maurice> Lol Doodle
26:00 <Doodle> nah
26:00 <Maurice> He's gonna tell you off for that
26:00 <Matthew> ZzZ
26:00 <Doodle> if u catch all the pokemon u win puberty
27:00 <Doodle> lol
27:00 <dematerialised> im pretty sure thats not how it works
27:00 <Doodle> he's so touchy
27:00 <Maurice> Or he'll just leave
27:00 <dematerialised> im pretty sure if you catch all the pokemon you regain puberty
27:00 <President_Trump> pedomon
27:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> pokemon reminds me of the film warlock
28:00 <President_Trump> how much does pedomon cost to play?
28:00 <dematerialised> more than you can afford, pal
28:00 <Doodle> ferrari?
28:00 <dematerialised> haha
28:00 <dematerialised> this is why i love you Doodle
28:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> how many yrs in jail to play pokemon
28:00 <Doodle> lol cos i've seen shit movies?
28:00 <Maurice> What is with the pedo obsession
28:00 <dematerialised> yes Doodle
28:00 <dematerialised> exactly
29:00 <dematerialised> you validate my sick references
29:00 <Doodle> ehehee
29:00 <President_Trump> what did demut say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer? shiver me timbers!
29:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> it unleash satan
29:00 <British^Meat> https://youtu.be/jX-fDKWGbRs one of me faves....
29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Radiohead - Idioteque [Glastonbury 2003] Views: 1,260,804 Uploader: Zedetnik Uploaded: Aug 5, 2007 Duration: 4m35s Rating: 4.93
29:00 <British^Meat> great live song
30:00 <dematerialised> i wish i had seen them live
30:00 <dematerialised> only live band i liked was muse
30:00 <dematerialised> and trivium but thats because they were new at the time
30:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> its like the ring movie
30:00 <TheRiddler> ice delusions of the President_Trump kind
31:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> if u get all the pokemons the girl will come out of ur smartphone
31:00 <Doodle> if only they had
31:00 <dematerialised> lol
31:00 <TheRiddler> I hear trivium were the best live
31:00 <Doodle> i cant handle their music its depressing
31:00 <Doodle> radiohead i mean
31:00 <TheRiddler> same with slipknot
31:00 <President_Trump> i just had some ice yes
31:00 <dematerialised> it is quite emotional i will give you that
32:00 <Doodle> its kill yourself music
32:00 <TheRiddler> and lamb of god with it's wall of death
32:00 <Serenity> i saw lamb of god when i went to metallica
32:00 <TheRiddler> they banned the wall of death in australia I think
33:00 <dematerialised> meels do you like this one
33:00 <dematerialised> ?
33:00 <dematerialised> i like the guitar
33:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LtUIl42aPk
33:00 <TheRiddler> or not
33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: INSANE WALL OF DEATH - Lamb of God, Sydney 2012 [HD] Views: 834,125 Uploader: theawesomeest Uploaded: Feb 28, 2012 Duration: 0m48s Rating: 4.28
34:00 <Serenity> https://youtu.be/gwFzPMLhIvw
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Interpretation of Trivium (fixed) Views: 17,194 Uploader: Under Satan Uploaded: Mar 31, 2015 Duration: 3m48s Rating: 4.91
34:00 <Serenity> all the trivium you ever need
34:00 <Doodle> wow
34:00 <dematerialised> haha
34:00 <Doodle> that looks really dumb
35:00 <TheRiddler> what does?
35:00 <Doodle> the rubbish u posted
35:00 <Maurice> Speaking of..
35:00 <TheRiddler> oh
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <Doodle> it looks like preschoolers
35:00 <amelia> nah not feelin dat one
35:00 <dematerialised> what a shame
35:00 <Serenity> thought you were talking to me for a minute
35:00 <Serenity> i was about to bitch slap you into comedy
36:00 <Doodle> pls dont be violent towards men
36:00 <Maurice> He might enjoy it then expect it
36:00 <Serenity> please they love it
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol sezz
37:00 <Serenity> LAWL
37:00 <Serenity> WING JA
37:00 <dematerialised> god dammit why isnt couleurs here
37:00 <dematerialised> found the best link for him
39:00 <Serenity> https://youtu.be/-XccUMOQ978
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Schfifty Five Views: 8,051,522 Uploader: Jared Cosgro Uploaded: Nov 14, 2006 Duration: 2m8s Rating: 4.76
39:00 <dematerialised> no
39:00 <Serenity> yes
39:00 <Serenity> you shit eating cunt
39:00 <Clarkson> panda fuckup cunt
40:00 <dematerialised> girl directions, girl directions!
40:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zdp1sDGLAA
40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Trevor and the Traffic Troubles Views: 3 Uploader: ZenkiFc01 Uploaded: Jul 13, 2016 Duration: 0m48s Rating: N/A
40:00 <Doodle> relaxing
43:00 <Serenity> HEY I got a new super 88 system
43:00 <President_Trump> LYIN' TED!
43:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0kSuZFOwFE
43:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Obey the Beard by Psychostick [Official] Beard Song Views: 1,456,963 Uploader: Psychostick Uploaded: Nov 6, 2013 Duration: 4m31s Rating: 4.91
45:00 <dematerialised> beards are good..... AND SCRUFF!
45:00 <President_Trump> yes they ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
45:00 <dematerialised> you will never ever be cool President_Trump
45:00 <dematerialised> how does that make you feel
45:00 <Serenity> ew
45:00 <President_Trump> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16053_4608089675529_1924528388_n.jpg?oh=8d067bba7f4f10f3c9663038a580024a&oe=57EA5E40
46:00 <Serenity> beards are for cave men
46:00 <dematerialised> beards are for chopping down trees
46:00 <Serenity> and hipster poofs who vape
46:00 <amelia> how do i sleep with thumping music playing dont they realise its 10.46pm
46:00 <dematerialised> stab them amelia
46:00 <Serenity> its friday grandma
46:00 <amelia> i have a dog that is trying to sleep ffs wot if they wake her up
46:00 <amelia> i will not stsmf f
46:00 <dematerialised> you will
46:00 <amelia> i will not stand for this
46:00 <dematerialised> because it must be done
46:00 <President_Trump> LOL I DON'T CARE LOL
46:00 <dematerialised> for the good of the country
47:00 <amelia> hahahah
47:00 <Serenity> Your use of caps suggests otherwise my friend
47:00 <dematerialised> trump is upset
47:00 <amelia> yas he is a sensitive soul
47:00 <Serenity> ragin'
48:00 <President_Trump> gutted
48:00 <Serenity> is ogrish.com actually liveleak now or does it just redirect you there because theyre a unch of shit cunts
48:00 <amelia> suck those applz
48:00 <dematerialised> the latter
48:00 <Serenity> bunch*
48:00 <dematerialised> just trying to be hardcore
49:00 <Serenity> that website was fucking intense back in da day
49:00 <amelia> i am definitely appreciating your use of bold
50:00 <dematerialised> i'm not
50:00 <dematerialised> i feel it's a fad that should have died
50:00 <Serenity> I for one don't care
50:00 <amelia> fags those cigarette lollies
50:00 <Clarkson> You should get a real dick up your asshole
50:00 <amelia> mmmm
50:00 <amelia> ok woah
50:00 <Doodle> lol
51:00 <amelia> that woke Doodle ul
51:00 <amelia> up
51:00 <Doodle> ye
51:00 <Serenity> anyway i was asking because those group x music videos remind me of when I first saw them which was like 12 years ago and it was around that time that video was circulating on ogrish.com of that guy getting his head cut off my terrorists
51:00 <President_Trump> where did matty go?
51:00 <Doodle> i thought u were about to put out for Clarky
51:00 <Clarkson> im freezing my ass off haha
51:00 <dematerialised> i should paste another pic for trump and jerome to wank over
51:00 <amelia> matty is playing ps4
51:00 <President_Trump> u will never be cool demut
51:00 <Serenity> but he is cool
51:00 <dematerialised> yeah
51:00 <dematerialised> like
51:00 <dematerialised> i dunno where you're getting your intel from
51:00 <dematerialised> but im pretty fucking cool
51:00 <Clarkson> that's fucking HUGE
51:00 <Hewitson> after some 420 in s.e melb please let me know if u can help. thanks
52:00 <Doodle> whats 420
52:00 <Serenity> nick berg
52:00 <Serenity> was the guy
52:00 <amelia> soccer formation
52:00 <Hewitson> lol amelia 
54:00 <President_Trump> amelia we want to see your volleyball outfit
54:00 <President_Trump> demut and i do
55:00 <dematerialised> bit desperate there trump
55:00 <TheRiddler> wow it's been years upon years since someone asked for something like that
55:00 <TheRiddler> try craigslist Hewitson
55:00 <Serenity> fuck i hate you guys
55:00 <President_Trump> TheRiddler u act like there is something wrong with asking
55:00 <TheRiddler> .
55:00 <dematerialised> hewitson is probably that same fuckwit asking about places to visit in melbourne
55:00 <President_Trump> nothing like a good volleyball outfit pedo
55:00 <Doodle> Hewitson are u the fat guy off healthy wealthy and wise
56:00 <dematerialised> all fuckwits have a unique scent
56:00 <President_Trump> lol Hewitson is the fat chef 
56:00 <Hewitson> Doodle, yeah
56:00 <Doodle> can u make me some pasta
56:00 <dematerialised> i made pasta last night and Serenity was very impressed
57:00 <Doodle> slap a wig on a speak your weight machine and Serenity is impressed
57:00 <amelia> they stopped the musiq
57:00 <dematerialised> did you threaten to stab them?
57:00 <dematerialised> because i feel that may be the reason
57:00 <dematerialised> also they stopped because the law says they have to
57:00 <amelia> i was actually only joking, i can sleep thru anything
57:00 <TheRiddler> shew threw water balloons on them
57:00 <dematerialised> @ 11PM
57:00 <President_Trump> demut why dont u want to see the volleyball outfit?
57:00 <Serenity> excuse me Doodle
57:00 <Doodle> haha
57:00 <Serenity> that sounded very hostile and mean
57:00 <Serenity> im offended
58:00 <dematerialised> because i already have all her other selfies to wank over trump
58:00 <Doodle> its a line from bottom u gronk
58:00 <dematerialised> if she wants to send me a volleyball photo she is more than welcome to
58:00 <Serenity> gronk
58:00 <Serenity> what r u leb now
58:00 <President_Trump> selfie? i dont want her in it just the outfit, preferably in the fridge
58:00 <Doodle> no its just the first word that came to mind
58:00 <Doodle> GOD
58:00 <Serenity> haha
58:00 <Serenity> GAWD
58:00 <Doodle> WHAT IS THIS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
59:00 <TheRiddler> too much time talking to faux
59:00 <TheRiddler> :p
59:00 <Doodle> no such thing
59:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think I remember hearing faux say gronk
59:00 <TheRiddler> seeing/hearing
00:00 <Serenity> I JUST WANT BANG BANG BANG
00:00 <Doodle> jesus
00:00 <Serenity> hashmire touch me down there
00:00 <Doodle> Y DONT U GIVE ME LOTS OF KISS
01:00 <Serenity> ROWWNG
01:00 <Doodle> i cant start listening to group x its 1am
01:00 <President_Trump> i want an omlette
02:00 <Doodle> u want a punch on the chin m8
02:00 <dematerialised> in the gullet
02:00 <Serenity> i need to go to bed
02:00 <President_Trump> i wonder if its too late to ask one of the neighbours for some eggs
02:00 <Serenity> i have to socialise with my shit family tomorrow
02:00 <dematerialised> yeah it's looking tempting sezz
02:00 <Doodle> i want to make tea but me cats on the bench
03:00 <President_Trump> why dont u like your family?
03:00 <Maurice> Me too Serenity
03:00 <Serenity> becuase i have no interest in seeing my sister or her 12 dozen children
03:00 <Doodle> he's lying like esme in front of the heater
03:00 <President_Trump> why dont u want to see your sister? have u been fighting?
03:00 <Maurice> Lol
03:00 <dematerialised> one hundred and forty four children
03:00 <Maurice> So like a fat fuck
03:00 <dematerialised> her vag must be like a cavern
03:00 <dematerialised> a dark grotto
04:00 <Doodle> spelunking on a saturday
04:00 <dematerialised> haha
04:00 <Serenity> why are you so fucking nosey
04:00 <dematerialised> hes just being a fuckwit why is this news lol
04:00 <Doodle> lookin 4 troll material 
04:00 <Serenity> its just fucking weird
04:00 <President_Trump> ?
04:00 <Clarkson> really? everyone except his partner thinks he's a cunt
05:00 <President_Trump> does your sister judge you?
05:00 <Maurice> Clarkson nailed it
05:00 <Clarkson> ahahahah fuck that bitch
05:00 <Doodle> loool
05:00 <dematerialised> lewl
05:00 <Serenity> why the fuck would my sister judge me
05:00 <Clarkson> Only because they were starting shit with me
05:00 <Serenity> what is wrong with you
05:00 <President_Trump> i dunno, why dont u like her?
05:00 <Maurice> She didn't say she didn't like her
05:00 <Serenity> i didnt say i didnt like her i said i dont want to see her or her 12 dozen children
05:00 <Doodle> stop feedin the trolls
05:00 <dematerialised> ^
05:00 <Serenity> christ almighty
05:00 <dematerialised> go to bed
06:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <Serenity> you go to bed
06:00 <Doodle> go to my bed
06:00 <Maurice> I just ate the rest of my mustard burger
06:00 <Maurice> It was glorious
06:00 <Serenity> DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
06:00 <President_Trump> do u ever call her a fucking spastic loose cunt or is that just reserved for TRUMP?
06:00 <Maurice> Oh my
06:00 <Serenity> i wnt a double cheeseburger from hjs
06:00 <dematerialised> ... why is it mustard OH GOD WHY
06:00 <Maurice> Because the girl was dumb
06:00 <Doodle> spicy
06:00 <Maurice> D.U.M
06:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHA
06:00 <Doodle> and tangy
07:00 <amelia> spastic loose cword
07:00 <Maurice> Me 'Can I get a cheeseburger with ketchup and mayo only please?' HJs girl 'Do you want mustard?' Me 'No thanks, just meat, cheese, mayo and ketchup' her 'Do you want pickle?'
07:00 <Maurice> Then I got home and there was fucking mustard on it
07:00 <dematerialised> hahah
07:00 <Serenity> actually what i said was
07:00 <Serenity> [5:20pm] <@Serenity> dont lol at me like a fuckin spastic you loose cunt
07:00 <amelia> hahahahahahahhahaahhah
07:00 <Hewitson> TheRiddler, i am trying CL
07:00 <Hewitson> no good yet
07:00 <dematerialised> but she really meant to say you were a spastic loose cunt
07:00 <amelia> who the fuck are lampy and prom
07:00 <dematerialised> who cares
08:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
08:00 <Serenity> never heard of them clearly they arent important
08:00 <Doodle> ok i'm off to bed nini luvrs o//
08:00 <Serenity> ninis doodley
09:00 <dematerialised> nini doodel
09:00 <dematerialised> \o
09:00 <President_Trump> Serenity do u call people loose cunts irl?
09:00 <Maurice> Byee hineypie, warm my side but keep my pillow cool
09:00 <dematerialised> rip
09:00 <Serenity> id call you a loose cunt if i saw you irl
09:00 <Maurice> TIA
09:00 <Clarkson> get much ass sex then?
09:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
09:00 <Serenity> aw
09:00 <Maurice> Lol
09:00 <Maurice> Doodles gonna wake up to a full PM
09:00 <dematerialised> this is the other reason i <3 doodel
09:00 <Maurice> And I don't mean Prime Minister
09:00 <TheRiddler> [23:09] <@Serenity> id call you a loose cunt if i saw you irl
09:00 <TheRiddler> [23:09] <@Maurice> TIA
09:00 <TheRiddler> [23:09] <Clarkson> get much ass sex then?
09:00 <Clarkson> and suck his dick so
09:00 <dematerialised> yeah but i dont think he cares
09:00 <Clarkson> thats fuckin hawwwwwtttttttttt
10:00 <Doodle> u can unban him if u like lol
10:00 <Serenity> nah im good
10:00 <Doodle> ^_^
10:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
10:00 <dematerialised> bai
10:00 <Maurice> You can just picture Trump pouncing on the fact you have a sister
10:00 <TheRiddler> clarky is on fire tonight
10:00 <Clarkson> but then goin out to the gay fish clubs
10:00 <Maurice> 'YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES AND THEN I'M POSTING PICS OF YOUR 144 NIECES AND NEPHEWS'
10:00 <dematerialised> lol
10:00 <Serenity> why the fuck is he pming me
11:00 <dematerialised> because he thinks you're buddies
11:00 <Maurice> Coz brain damage
11:00 <Serenity> you should be my buddy and take a pic of your nob
11:00 <dematerialised> its too cold for that nonsense
11:00 <Serenity> pff
11:00 <Serenity> its like 15 degrees ok its almost smmer
11:00 <Serenity> summer
11:00 <dematerialised> haha
11:00 <TheRiddler> tell him he's so butthurt maybe he should fix his loose cunt
12:00 <dematerialised> his cunt is loose from being diddled constantly
12:00 <Serenity> if he thinks i wouldnt say that shit to him irl he is sadly mistaken
12:00 <Clarkson> STINKFIST as charming as that is, fuck off cunt
12:00 <amelia> he jus trolls
12:00 <dematerialised> im pretty sure its just standard troll
12:00 <dematerialised> but he's bad at it
12:00 <Serenity> <President_Trump> get me unbanned pls, what is wrong with these loose cunts
12:00 <dematerialised> that's why its annoying and confusing
12:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaahahhahaa
12:00 <amelia> i dunno it makes me laugh sometimes
12:00 <dematerialised> its not even funny or witty
13:00 <amelia> but i laugh at most things
13:00 <amelia> he is a bit witty
13:00 <TheRiddler> it whistles in the wind
13:00 <dematerialised> its like "lol you are a pirate looooool"
13:00 <Serenity> its funny because its just completely ridiculous
13:00 <dematerialised> and im like, yes, thats me
13:00 <amelia> hahahahahahahahaha
13:00 <dematerialised> good work
13:00 <TheRiddler> whistling cunt
13:00 <Serenity> what is this pirate pic
13:00 <Serenity> have i seen it?
13:00 <dematerialised> yeah
13:00 <Maurice> I must have missed when he was ever witty
13:00 <dematerialised> i posted it in here lol
13:00 <Serenity> like when they give shit to british meat for wearing a hoodie
13:00 <TheRiddler> I'm offended
13:00 <dematerialised> yeah lol
13:00 <Serenity> LOOOOL STILL WEARIN A HOODIE BM
13:00 <dematerialised> its like, its clothes
13:00 <Serenity> umm.. yeah?
14:00 <dematerialised> i dont get it
14:00 <dematerialised> :/
14:00 <TheRiddler> I'm the witty 1 here :P
14:00 <Maurice> Lol I have a hoodie on right now
14:00 <dematerialised> you are only witty when you're drunk riddler
14:00 <Serenity> you're accidentally witty
14:00 <dematerialised> you should get drunk more often
14:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
14:00 <amelia> unintentional wittyness
14:00 <dematerialised> i still remember the night you tore shreds into Picard
14:00 <dematerialised> i was legitimately crying
14:00 <amelia> witness
14:00 <dematerialised> irl
14:00 <Serenity> so does picard
14:00 <Serenity> he weeps
14:00 <Maurice> I bet you weren't actually crying
14:00 <dematerialised> no i was
14:00 <amelia> does witness come from the word wit
14:00 <dematerialised> i was laughing so hard i cries
14:00 <TheRiddler> is there logs
14:00 <amelia> how are they related
14:00 <dematerialised> cried*
15:00 <Maurice> I can't believe that unless there is photo evidence
15:00 <Serenity> loooooooooooooool serenity your husband and kid rose a quad bike
15:00 <Serenity> loooooooooooooooool
15:00 <Serenity> kay
15:00 <dematerialised> thats when i decided riddler is ok when he's not being a creepy idiot
15:00 <Serenity> rode*
15:00 <dematerialised> im sure i could find the logs but cbf
15:00 <Maurice> I don't want the damn logs
15:00 <dematerialised> it was a solid 10 minutes of riddler sledhing Picard
15:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity
15:00 <Maurice> So abnormal
15:00 <dematerialised> it was otherworldly
15:00 <dematerialised> sledging*
15:00 <Serenity> its just so bizarre
16:00 <Maurice> Or when they posted pics of my daughter
16:00 <Serenity> LOL
16:00 <Maurice> When everyone knows I don't have one, unless you count the cat
16:00 <Serenity> that was funny
16:00 <Maurice> (and I do count the cat)
16:00 <Serenity> like youd think after 10 years in this place this shit would suprise mebut it does every day
16:00 <Serenity> like... ok you're laughing because someone has a black shirt on
16:00 <Serenity> ok..
16:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahaha
17:00 <dematerialised> riddler has sledged picard a total of 186 times since early 2014
17:00 <Serenity> wouldnt**
17:00 <amelia> i think the funniest part was pliv comparing himself
17:00 <dematerialised> doing god's work
17:00 <Serenity> hes so insecure lol
17:00 <amelia> LOOK @ DOODLE, THEN LOOM
17:00 <amelia> LOOK AT ME
17:00 <Serenity> LOOK IM BETTER DAN DOODLE I HAS BLUE SHIRT
17:00 <Maurice> I missed that
17:00 <Serenity> it was in pm to amelia
17:00 <dematerialised> he was pm'ing amelia directly
17:00 <Maurice> Damnit, stupid colour wars
17:00 <dematerialised> comparing us all to him lol
17:00 <Maurice> Oh right
17:00 <Serenity> he was pming her pics of doodle
17:00 <Maurice> I missed that too
17:00 <Serenity> and saying how much better he was
18:00 <amelia> jus 1 pic
18:00 <Maurice> Do we have pics of his dicks for comparison?
18:00 <Maurice> Coz Doodles is pretty delish
18:00 <Maurice> Dicks lol dick*
18:00 <Serenity> and quite frankly unless he has a lovely set of cum catchers on his face im not interested
18:00 <TheRiddler> better to hide the toilet water stains with that blue shirt
18:00 <Maurice> Lol
19:00 <Serenity> he had a cute bowl cut in school though i spose
19:00 <Maurice> Am I the only one who'd bang Gordon Ramsey
19:00 <amelia> yes you are
19:00 <Serenity> yes
19:00 <Maurice> I thought so
19:00 <amelia> such a weird flabby face
19:00 <dematerialised> he didnt like me finding out which school he went to
19:00 <dematerialised> at all
19:00 <amelia> alcoholic face
19:00 <Maurice> Pfft amelia, really, nobody looks at the mantle when they're stoking the fire
19:00 <TheRiddler> who? jerome?
19:00 <Maurice> Mantel? One of them
19:00 <Serenity> id give old george calombaris a seeing to tbh
20:00 <amelia> maybe cos you ugly they dont
20:00 <Maurice> We just do doggy, problem solvered
20:00 <amelia> shut up or i will post your daughters pic
20:00 <amelia> capiche?
20:00 <Maurice> Fuck
20:00 <Maurice> You got me
20:00 <amelia> right dats it
20:00 <Maurice> Although I posted her pic earlier in a diff channel
20:00 <TheRiddler> would you want him to yell at you like he does in the show
20:00 <Serenity> and marco pierre white while he was screaming orders at me
20:00 <Maurice> She was naked in front of the heater
20:00 <Maurice> Serenity, I think thats Gordons appeal
21:00 <Maurice> He's be rogering you yelling 'YOUR PUSSY IS FUCKING UNDERCOOKED, I LIKE IT THAT PINK'
21:00 <Maurice> He'd*
21:00 <dematerialised> lmao i say the wierdest shit sometimes, 00[21:26:29] <08dematerialised> i wish i could kiss faux. I would love the tickle from her little fine invisible moustache
21:00 <Clarkson> i am fucking not
21:00 <Serenity> remeber when mew was preggo with R
21:00 <Serenity> saying she wanted MPW to scream orders at her while she was in labour
21:00 <Maurice> Rofl yes
22:00 <amelia> don't be naked in front of heater
22:00 <amelia> my lil bro burnt his butt on it and got the grill marks across his ass
22:00 <Serenity> GO GO GO GO GO PUSH PUSH PUSH
22:00 <TheRiddler> lmao amelia
23:00 <amelia> hahaha
24:00 <Serenity> marco pierre white jr reckons he was a shit father though
24:00 <Serenity> loads of money but never around
24:00 <TheRiddler> which 1 is MPW?
24:00 <Maurice> When my cousin was younger he was sitting on the escalator and it got to the top and grabbed his butt
24:00 <Maurice> Took skin off
24:00 <amelia> o fudge that
24:00 <TheRiddler> from which show
24:00 <Maurice> He's a chef
24:00 <amelia> kids are dumb
24:00 <Maurice> Learn to google
24:00 <amelia> useless
24:00 <Serenity> i dont think he has his own show
24:00 <Serenity> he is on master chef sometimes
24:00 <Maurice> Serenity http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/marco-pierre-whites-estranged-wife-cleared-of-assault-because-son-too-hungover-to-give-evidence-a3294431.html
25:00 <amelia> he tries to act all mysterjous
25:00 <amelia> mysterious
25:00 <dematerialised> hmm i am thinking that the period where riddler tore picard a new asshole is too long ago
25:00 <dematerialised> i cant find it in my logs
25:00 <TheRiddler> oh
25:00 <Serenity> it probably didnt happen
25:00 <dematerialised> i do however have a log of me referencing him tearing said asshole
25:00 <Clarkson> i liek shit pics with flashes too
25:00 <dematerialised> nah it did
26:00 <Serenity> is there anything specific he said?
26:00 <Serenity> that i can search
26:00 <dematerialised> not that i can remember
26:00 <dematerialised> i just remember my reaction at the time was "holy shit"
26:00 <dematerialised> and lots of laughing
26:00 <dematerialised> a *lot*
26:00 <Serenity> lol
27:00 <TheRiddler> it'll be before he saw a pic of me probably
27:00 <amelia> how did he see a pic of you
27:00 <TheRiddler> I pasted it on here
27:00 <dematerialised> because he posted it here
27:00 <amelia> o
27:00 <Serenity> ash has posted videos of him fucking his own asshole
27:00 <Clarkson> u dont fart ethier do u Mew
27:00 <Serenity> its not hard
28:00 <amelia> that is true
28:00 <amelia> i had forgotten those vids
28:00 <amelia> thanks Serenity
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <Serenity> any time matey
28:00 <dematerialised> 00[19:41:53] <08dematerialised> TheRiddler i want you to get drunk so you can tear Picard a new asshole
28:00 <dematerialised> i said that november 2015
28:00 <dematerialised> so it must have been before then
29:00 <TheRiddler> I think the pic was of my current fb pic
29:00 <TheRiddler> but
29:00 <Maurice> (23:28:02) (Serenity): its not hard
29:00 <Maurice> It certainly wasn't after seeing those vids
30:00 <TheRiddler> the way he acts sounds like he saw his reflection instead
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
30:00 <dematerialised> lol
30:00 <dematerialised> god i wish i could find it
30:00 <dematerialised> im sure i would hurt myself laughing again
30:00 <TheRiddler> I'd say it'd be early 2015
31:00 <TheRiddler> or late 2014
31:00 <dematerialised> yeah
31:00 <Serenity> if thre was something i could search for i could find it
31:00 <Serenity> but i refuse to read through logs
31:00 <dematerialised> im just filtering for riddler and picard
32:00 <dematerialised> 184 times riddler has mentioned him lol
32:00 <TheRiddler> oh dear
40:00 <Serenity> i did find one of him having a go atpollock
40:00 <dematerialised> if its not followed by an outrageous response from myself
40:00 <dematerialised> its probably not it
41:00 <TheRiddler> was it a good 1 atleast?
42:00 <Serenity> its a whole convo
42:00 <Serenity> goes for ages
42:00 <dematerialised> all i remember is riddler tearing ass after drinking
42:00 <dematerialised> becuase he said he was drinking/drunk
44:00 <Serenity> this is in my 20150701 logs
44:00 <dematerialised> what time?
44:00 <dematerialised> i should have it
44:00 <dematerialised> i might have been using a diff nick
44:00 <TheRiddler> maybe that was during me drinking a fair bit of cider
44:00 <Maurice> I lost the logs of when Cam fucked my finger with the heli, I didn't realise they disappeared after a certain amount of time
44:00 <Maurice> Sad times
45:00 <dematerialised> Session Close: Sun Feb 15 22:46:39 2015
45:00 <dematerialised> Session Start: Sat Jul 25 20:44:53 2015
45:00 <dematerialised> i wont have that it seems
45:00 <Serenity> my logs log by month so it could be any time during july
46:00 <dematerialised> oh well
46:00 <dematerialised> it is lost to the pages of history
47:00 <Serenity> you were there
47:00 <Maurice> Why do hair lackeys always fucking stretch
47:00 <Serenity> your nick is in these logs
47:00 <dematerialised> thats impossible as you can see aove
47:00 <dematerialised> disconnected feb connected july
47:00 <Serenity> YOU ARE WRONG
47:00 <Maurice> That looks like a PM to me, thats why my PMs say
47:00 <Maurice> Er what*
48:00 <dematerialised> nah thats me #melbourne log
48:00 <dematerialised> oh wait
48:00 <Serenity> [11:47pm] <10dematerialised> thats impossible, simply understand that there is no mind
48:00 <Serenity> [11:47pm] <10dematerialised> or more precisely, no others
48:00 <dematerialised> i might have more than one
48:00 <Serenity> look around the 27th and 28th of july 2015
48:00 <dematerialised> yeah thats when i came back
48:00 <Serenity> it switches over in the middle of the logs
48:00 <dematerialised> july 25
48:00 <Serenity> yeah this one where ash and pollock are going at it is the 27th and 28th
49:00 <Serenity> it finishes at like 2am on the 28th
49:00 <dematerialised> hmmm
50:00 <Tim-Sim> Hello. Have the recent events in France (84 people have died 10 of which are children in the Nice attack) and the Orlando Massacre had any affect on who you would vote for out of Hillary and Trump, if you were a US citizen?
50:00 <Serenity> [11:42pm] [11:42pm] Osskkaarr ([email protected]) has joined. «53 people»
50:00 <Serenity> [11:43pm] [11:43pm] Q{{ «[email protected]» has Quit iRC (Leaving14) «52 people»
50:00 <Serenity> [11:44pm] <10TheRiddler> wb Osskkaarr
50:00 <Serenity> [11:44pm] <10Osskkaarr> Thanks mate.
50:00 <Serenity> [11:44pm] <10TheRiddler> nps
50:00 <Serenity> [11:46pm] <10Osskkaarr> lol it's funny how some peoples minds work... they hate you but welcome you back
50:00 <Serenity> [11:46pm] <10Osskkaarr> you're alright Ashley.
50:00 <Serenity> it starts here
50:00 <dematerialised> yeah im looking now
51:00 <Serenity> [11:50pm] <10TheRiddler> then there's you kodak pushing away any girls that harm you n chucky n your mum
51:00 <Serenity> [11:50pm] <10TheRiddler> lol I jest
51:00 <Serenity> [11:50pm] <10TheRiddler> sort of
51:00 <Serenity> [11:50pm] <10dematerialised> dont hold back
51:00 <Serenity> fucking ruthless ash
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <ShadowLurker> absolutely 0 ruth
52:00 <Serenity> anyway im pre sure this is the log you are thinkng of
52:00 <Serenity> cause ash is drunk in it
52:00 <TheRiddler> nope
52:00 <TheRiddler> that's after
52:00 <dematerialised> yeah im not sure thats the right one
53:00 <Serenity> [12:00am] <10Osskkaarr> are you on the piss ?
53:00 <Serenity> [12:01am] <10Osskkaarr> Give me an example of what you're talking about
53:00 <Serenity> [12:02am] <10Osskkaarr> otherwise.. you;re talking shit.
53:00 <Serenity> [12:03am] <10TheRiddler> yes I am
53:00 <dematerialised> nah see that doesnt evoke tears of laughter
53:00 <dematerialised> this is specifically a tears of laughter oh god im dying event
53:00 <Serenity> well theres like 1231234 more pgaes of it lol
53:00 <dematerialised> yeah i know ive read it all already
53:00 <dematerialised> its ok
53:00 <dematerialised> we can call off the search
54:00 <TheRiddler> because I remember demat saying about my blasting of picard before that convo
54:00 <dematerialised> it shall just remain a fond memory of mine
54:00 <Serenity> cant be demat pulled the log up of him first saying it in november 15
54:00 <Tim-Sim> Hello. Have the recent events in France (84 people have died 10 of which are children in the Nice attack) and the Orlando Massacre had any affect on who you would vote for out of Hillary and Trump, if you were a US citizen?
54:00 <dematerialised> nah thats the last time i mentioned it
54:00 <Serenity> that convo with pollock is july
54:00 <dematerialised> im sure ive said it before
55:00 <TheRiddler> he has said it a few times
55:00 <Serenity> i will fucking find it
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <dematerialised> ive been on irc for like 10 years lol, ive just lost all the logs before start of 2014
55:00 <TheRiddler> I cant do it I had formatted my only a few months ago
55:00 <TheRiddler> and never saved the logs
56:00 <dematerialised> yeah i had a hdd die on me hence why i dont have old stuff
56:00 <Serenity> think about something you said to him
56:00 <Serenity> all i need is 1 word to search for
56:00 <dematerialised> but now everything is in the cloud, forever safe
56:00 <dematerialised> lol sezz i dont remember shit, you expect me to remember a word i said?
56:00 <dematerialised> haha
56:00 <Serenity> not you you fuck
56:00 <Serenity> him
57:00 <TheRiddler> same
57:00 <dematerialised> oh
57:00 <TheRiddler> I dont remember any of it
57:00 <Serenity> YOU ARE BOTH HORRIBLE PEOPLE
57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
57:00 <TheRiddler> I was the drunk 1
57:00 <dematerialised> look all i know is it was rapidfire riddler ass thrashing ok
57:00 <dematerialised> it was brutal
57:00 <TheRiddler> I usually say what I'm drinking during the night
58:00 <TheRiddler> so it could be apple cider, white russian
58:00 <Serenity> who was thoth
58:00 <Serenity> was that taco
58:00 <dematerialised> dunno
58:00 <TheRiddler> or such
58:00 <TheRiddler> huh
59:00 <TheRiddler> taco is ufukinwotm8 atm
59:00 <dematerialised> [23:59:05] 1 - [email protected]
59:00 <dematerialised> thats the only entry i have for that nick
59:00 <TheRiddler> oh
59:00 <Serenity> whoever it is is all over these logs
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
59:00 <dematerialised> [23:59:42] 1 - [email protected]
59:00 <dematerialised> [23:59:42] 2 - [email protected]
00:00 <TheRiddler> yeah I think Thoth may have been taco
00:00 <dematerialised> [00:00:10] 1 - [email protected]
00:00 <dematerialised> [00:00:10] 2 - [email protected]
00:00 <dematerialised> [00:00:10] 3 - [email protected]
00:00 <Tim-Sim> Hello. Have the recent events in France (84 people have died 10 of which are children in the Nice attack) and the Orlando Massacre had any affect on who you would vote for out of Hillary and Trump, if you were a US citizen?
00:00 <Tim-Sim> hello?
02:00 <Maurice> Oh ffs Tim-Sim, shut up
02:00 <Serenity> fuck theres one here of him ravaging screwss too haha
02:00 <dematerialised> woops
02:00 <dematerialised> but yeah
02:00 <GreekSnake> no, they have had no "affect" [sic] on me
02:00 <dematerialised> thats what i have for that person
02:00 <GreekSnake> I would've voted for Trump all along
03:00 <Tim-Sim> sorry Maurice, I was not trying to get anybody riled up
03:00 <Maurice> Then stop repeating yourself
03:00 <Serenity> <10TheRiddler> Picard got scared of the elephants because he thought he reconised a relative in 1
03:00 <Serenity> lel
03:00 <dematerialised> haha yeah i saw that
03:00 <dematerialised> got a giggle
04:00 <dematerialised> like i said, over 180 times riddler has stabbed picard
04:00 <dematerialised> good times
04:00 <Serenity> theres a few of him going diffrent people
04:00 <Serenity> i forget he has it in him haha
04:00 <dematerialised> you ahve your moments riddler
04:00 <TheRiddler> thanks
05:00 <Tim-Sim> Maurice: I was just doing a simple survey 
07:00 <Serenity> fucking hell you talk about football a lot
07:00 <dematerialised> that's coz he's a true blue bloke
10:00 <dematerialised> just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl
10:00 <Serenity> im about to lose my soul to sleep ill look again tomorrow
10:00 <Serenity> o/ night
10:00 <dematerialised> nini \o
10:00 <TheRiddler> I generally talk about football when theron or matthew or such is in here
10:00 <TheRiddler> night sezz
10:00 <dematerialised> or such tbh
11:00 <TheRiddler> sometimes I'll ask sezz about her team
11:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder how many times couluers has said fifa
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <dematerialised> haha
11:00 <dematerialised> lemme check
12:00 <dematerialised> 289 times
12:00 <dematerialised> according to my records
13:00 <dematerialised> 	Line 281658: [16:19:43] <couleurs> u suk Pieter u just bought a $99 cable that's 2x FiFa games
13:00 <dematerialised> haha
13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
14:00 <TheRiddler> also I forgot to mention last night the cops pulled upto me n friends and asked about what pokemon go is lol
15:00 <dematerialised> lol
15:00 <dematerialised> its strange looking at these lines from pieter where he's not all methed up and actually coherent and making sense
15:00 <dematerialised> drugs man...
15:00 <TheRiddler> then sped off and pulled up someone at the bottom of york street
15:00 <dematerialised> they just dont know what they are doing to theirselves
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol yeah
18:00 <dematerialised> anyway i think its my bedtime too
18:00 <dematerialised> night riddler
19:00 <TheRiddler> night
39:00 <morgoth> the Royal Mail has ceased
50:00 <Loof> wot
52:00 <morgoth> there has been a rabies outbreak
46:00 <ShadowLurker> https://66.media.tumblr.com/4bac3e622b04cd3aa4fbd9b5df634cbe/tumblr_oa7h6xGfdD1rcrc3mo8_500.jpg
58:00 <Doodle> y helo thar
58:00 <Doodle> coupla white pointers
10:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uVBd5_cEvs
10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: SUMO - BOOTY WOOD PECKER (feat. Detroit Grand Pubahs) Views: 12,010 Uploader: sumomusicvideo Uploaded: Dec 14, 2009 Duration: 3m45s Rating: 4.07
17:00 <Loof> 2km walk for a rattata, awesome
17:00 <Loof> starting to wonder about this game
17:00 <Loof> lol
18:00 <Loof> least the server only went down once
41:00 <faux> hello
44:00 <ufukinwotm8> hi faux
44:00 <ufukinwotm8> <3
54:00 <faux> hi
41:00 <Doodle> https://youtu.be/EP6oBpyzyQ4
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: When u trying to make a slow motion video and you see a wasp ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ Views: 1,202,798 Uploader: someonepee Uploaded: Jun 13, 2015 Duration: 0m26s Rating: 3.79
46:00 <doctor> sounds like some beast giving birth under water
47:00 <Loof> fucking telemarketers, like the third time i've told this indian fucker i'm not interested
47:00 <Loof> i bet they have me on loudspeaker in their smelly callroom all sitting around having a great old chuckle
47:00 <Loof> fuckers
58:00 <Serenity> some twonk from telstra just knocked on the door about to try and sell me something
58:00 <Serenity> ugh
58:00 <johninja> :/
59:00 <johninja> I didn't know that was telstras style
59:00 <johninja> I forgot to get freezer bags at the shops
59:00 <johninja> so just used the woolies bags
59:00 <johninja> that should work right?
00:00 <Doodle> if u like ur hookers with freezer burn
01:00 <johninja> hmm
01:00 <Serenity> yer they walk around trying to sell you their internet n phone shit
01:00 <Serenity> no ty
03:00 <johninja> "fark awf or i'll sick me rabbit on ya"
04:00 <Serenity> lol
04:00 <Serenity> soon as he said im ... from telstra i laughed and said no thanks and closed the door
07:00 <johninja> lol
08:00 <johninja> yeahnah
18:00 <Serenity> god i think i need a nap
19:00 <faux> ill allow it
23:00 <Serenity> excellent
30:00 <johninja> Those people who still had the french flag in their facebook profile pic are relevant again
30:00 <johninja> its the equivilent of just leaving your christmas decorations up all year
36:00 <Serenity> KNOCK STRAIGHT THE FUCK OUT
36:00 <Serenity> CAUSE YOUR MOUTHS WRITIN CHEQUES THAT YO ASS CANT CASH
36:00 <zaim> ...
37:00 <Serenity> stop judging me
37:00 <Serenity> im a child of the 90s its not my fault
38:00 <stanky> Full Nelson
49:00 <Doodle> beep
54:00 <Doodle> get out Fennec_Fox
54:00 <Fennec_Fox> go fuck your self you ruddy jackass!
54:00 <Doodle> eeheheheheee
55:00 <Doodle> no really stay a while
55:00 <Doodle> :(
20:00 <under> damn
20:00 <under> poor france
36:00 <GoldSpade> lollololololo
38:00 <GoldSpade> !!top
39:00 <GoldSpade> !top
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
53:00 <[[[[[stanky]]]]]> honk honk
53:00 <Loof> sup kate
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> nuffin
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> you
55:00 <Loof> not much at all, just got back from the docs
55:00 <Loof> you know it's serious when he goes hmmmm i better make a phonecall after checking your blood pressure lol
55:00 <Loof> more tests needed
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> blood pressure is easily fixed tho
56:00 <Loof> yeah
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> there are like 800 billion agents that can be used to lower it
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> and it’ prob stress too
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s**
57:00 <Loof> he was worried because he checked it and then checked it again and it was completely different
57:00 <[[[[[stanky]]]]]> katatonic_kate01: honk honk
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh weird...
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> hope you get to the bottom of thing
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> what to you want stanky?
57:00 <Doodle> maybe his sphygmomanometer is out of whack
58:00 <Loof> checked it again 10 mins later and it completely changed
58:00 <Loof> dunno
58:00 <Loof> i wonder if doctors even know what they are doing half the time
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> did he give you meds
58:00 <Loof> nah wants me to come back on monday
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol it’s pretty easy to take blood pressure thi
58:00 <Loof> for blood tests
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> tho*
58:00 <Loof> plus i'm out of breath all the time and dehydrated as
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> could be lots of things, but if he is leaving it over the w/end chances are you’re fine
59:00 <Loof> so he got me to get electrolite stuff
59:00 <Loof> yeah :)
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> could be cos you’re fat lol - i’m out of breath too
59:00 <Loof> yeah i'd say it is
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> so if you put on weight (a lot) it can affect yo blood pressure
59:00 <Loof> just recorded myself playing pokemon and i sounded like someone calling a sex line
00:00 <Loof> heavy breathing to the max
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> well it’s not funny… but how you described it was:P
00:00 <Loof> i know man
00:00 <Loof> :)
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
01:00 <Loof> how's hubby doing?
01:00 <Loof> is he excited?
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… playing some game I think…. and hopefully ordering pizza. I said, i’d make the salad!
02:00 <Doodle> the what
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah…. he is like sweet….. gaming days!
02:00 <Loof> haha irie
02:00 <Loof> do you game with him?
03:00 <Loof> man pizza would be awesome but i've already had maccas today
03:00 <[[[[[stanky]]]]]> katatonic_kate01: honk honk
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> stanky fuck off
04:00 <Clarkson> i sliced fuck out of them while i jumped over
04:00 <[[[[[stanky]]]]]> I like to boogie
04:00 <[[[[[stanky]]]]]> high school boogie
04:00 <[[[[[stanky]]]]]> jitterbug boogie
04:00 <Doodle> before or after you have sex with men
04:00 <Loof> lol
05:00 <stanky> homophobic?
05:00 <Doodle> i'm not scared of homos
06:00 <Loof> boogie, what is this 1970?
06:00 <Loof> lol
06:00 <Doodle> doodles only have one eye
07:00 <stanky> get up and dance you square!
07:00 <stanky> I like to boogie
07:00 <stanky> high school boogie, jitterbug boogie.
07:00 <Doodle> are u on drugs right now
07:00 <Loof> it is very annoying
07:00 <stanky> square
07:00 <Loof> triangle
07:00 <Loof> circle
07:00 <Loof> cross
07:00 <Doodle> dodecahedron
08:00 <stanky> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eiQTFcFPDY
08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: I Love to Boogie -- T. Rex Views: 2,167,723 Uploader: Kate Murray Uploaded: Sep 4, 2007 Duration: 2m11s Rating: 4.86
09:00 <Loof> cmon over, do the twist. overdo it and have a fit
09:00 <Loof> hate dancing
09:00 <Loof> it's for showoffs who cant talk
09:00 <Doodle> its for whores and strumpets
09:00 <Loof> yep lol
10:00 <Loof> strutting around
10:00 <Loof> like peacocks
10:00 <Loof> look at me, look at me, i'm special, i'm in the city!
10:00 <Doodle> the dirty dirty bastards
10:00 <stanky> cynical
10:00 <Loof> lol
10:00 <Doodle> the dirty evil dancing bastards
10:00 <Clarkson> nobody is going to let them fuck you when you're in your 40s
10:00 <Doodle> oh thx Clarky
10:00 <Clarkson> had a stupid slut daughter
10:00 <Doodle> :/
11:00 <stanky> something much more fun is talking about ones blood pressure
11:00 <stanky> boogie it off
11:00 <stanky> we love to boogie!
29:00 <couleurs> Hi All
30:00 <under> there's no All in here, couleurs 
31:00 <couleurs> good 1
31:00 <under> couleurs: I hangout with the melb chick yesterday
31:00 <couleurs> you can call me betty and betty when you call me you can call me All 
31:00 <couleurs> pics
31:00 <under> of what
31:00 <under> she is not hot
31:00 <under> but she was funny
32:00 <couleurs> melb chick
33:00 <under> cant access to fb
33:00 <couleurs> why she funny
33:00 <couleurs> girls aren't funny
33:00 <under> funny to talk with
34:00 <under> not boring
34:00 <under> you know what i mean
34:00 <couleurs> Hot.
35:00 <under> not hot
35:00 <under> i told you again
35:00 <under> :P
35:00 <couleurs> ;)
36:00 <under> and was a bit hard at the beginning to talk 
36:00 <under> cause the accent was weird
39:00 <couleurs> u bloodey beautey 
39:00 <couleurs> throw unadda shremp on da barbie
39:00 <couleurs> fucken vegemite mate
40:00 <under> lol
40:00 <under> couleurs: she told me the weather in london is better than melb's one
40:00 <under> i'm scared as fuck
40:00 <couleurs> no way
40:00 <couleurs> london sux
40:00 <under> that's right
42:00 <couleurs> it's just cold here but not europe cold
42:00 <couleurs> it's 12c atm
42:00 <couleurs> and rain every day
43:00 <couleurs> we had a very cold day 2 days ago, there was snow in the mountains and in tasmania
45:00 <dematerialised> its ok im back now everyone stop panicking
45:00 <couleurs> hi wb i'm here too woo hoo
47:00 <mickregel> hey everyone
48:00 <couleurs> hi mick
48:00 <mickregel> hey Couleurs.. cool nick
48:00 <mickregel> hows things
49:00 <mickregel> its been ages since i have been here
49:00 <mickregel> whats new?
52:00 <mickregel> anyone talk here anymore
53:00 <Serenity> no
53:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
54:00 <couleurs> no, get out mick
54:00 <mickregel> now thats not nice......
54:00 <mickregel> bots only
54:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hows it garn ay
54:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ??
55:00 <mickregel> hey georgeandwell_alpha how are you
55:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> good micj
55:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> mick
55:00 <mickregel> nice
55:00 <mickregel> hows the friday night
55:00 <under> couleurs: is sydney weather better?
55:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> yeah ok im parked at brunswick
56:00 <mickregel> nice song
56:00 <dematerialised> shut the fuck up retard
56:00 <mickregel> nice.. over south east here
57:00 <couleurs> yea mick, we ain't buyin' your shit!!!!!!!!!!!
57:00 <couleurs> idk under it's much the same i guess and syd sux
57:00 <mickregel> wow so nice.. ohh and did i say tuff or tough depending 
57:00 <mickregel> what shit?
57:00 <under> couleurs: i will come there in 1 year
58:00 <under> i am already excited
58:00 <couleurs> coooool
58:00 <mickregel> haha
01:00 <mickregel> ohhh syd kind of boring isnt it
01:00 <faux> sydney rules
01:00 <GoldSpade> try living in perth
01:00 <faux> whos dissing sydney
01:00 <faux> smash every cunt
01:00 <GoldSpade> even boringa
02:00 <dematerialised> hihi fox
03:00 <Serenity> you know what kind of people piss on about perth being boring?
03:00 <Serenity> boring fucking people
03:00 <dematerialised> correct
03:00 <faux> hi shane
03:00 <faux> ty 4 ur courteous greeting
03:00 <faux> how r u 
03:00 <dematerialised> you are most wlecome :)
03:00 <faux> ll
03:00 <dematerialised> i am fantastic!
03:00 <faux> o
03:00 <dematerialised> wbu
03:00 <faux> excellent
03:00 <mickregel> perth is great
03:00 <faux> i am also good ty
03:00 <mickregel> good times
04:00 <dematerialised> good stuff
04:00 <mickregel> hey Serenity
04:00 <GoldSpade> ayy Serenity are you talking about yerself as well?
04:00 <Serenity> no because i dont drone on about how boring perth is
05:00 <GoldSpade> well you are at the moment
05:00 <Serenity> well.. no
05:00 <Serenity> im not
05:00 <dematerialised> it's a shitty troll
05:00 <dematerialised> ignore it sezz
05:00 <Serenity> yeah good idea
05:00 <Serenity> how are we faux n dematerialised
05:00 <mickregel> who
05:00 <GoldSpade> good idaea
05:00 <mickregel> ps what is a troll?
05:00 <faux> goodies
05:00 <faux> n u
06:00 <Serenity> yeah im great
06:00 <dematerialised> as previously stated i am fantastic
06:00 <couleurs> Training to be Batgirl. 
06:00 <faux> hi couleurs
06:00 <Serenity> was strangely warm outside today
06:00 <Serenity> im slightly defrosted
06:00 <faux> i almost misd ur jokes
06:00 <dematerialised> yeah and windy too
06:00 <dematerialised> storms-a-comin i think
06:00 <couleurs> hi faux 
06:00 <faux> super cold here
06:00 <Serenity> thats what i said to mum todya haha
06:00 <Serenity> even the wind felt warm.. storm a brewin
07:00 <couleurs> i wasn't here....... i was @ dinner eating escargot 4 the france day dinner
07:00 <mickregel> Serenity:  are you n perth?
07:00 <faux> oh
07:00 <couleurs> and le beeehhffff
07:00 <dematerialised> sezz is on the east coast
07:00 <faux> rofl
07:00 <dematerialised> near frankston
07:00 <faux> ive never had snails
07:00 <GoldSpade> no shes not
07:00 <Serenity> yeah that
07:00 <faux> whats the texture like
07:00 <couleurs> they're good
07:00 <faux> is it slimY
07:00 <Serenity> my friend is in paris atm eating snails
07:00 <mickregel> dematerialised: same. i am highett
08:00 <Serenity> she said they're kinda like smoked oysters in texture
08:00 <faux> EW
08:00 <couleurs> not slimey or gooey like oysters
08:00 <Serenity> i love smoked oysters
08:00 <Serenity> they arent slimey
08:00 <MrMark> its friday!!!!!super party time!!!!!
09:00 <couleurs> sort of like fish texture idk
09:00 <couleurs> hard to describe 
09:00 <Serenity> i kinda wanna try em
09:00 <Doodle> try this (_(_)XXXXD~~
09:00 <couleurs> they were best 1s i've had
09:00 <couleurs> i ate 10
10:00 <Serenity> my friend said they mostly taste like what they are cooked in would you agree?
10:00 <dematerialised> as iiii shampoo my hair
10:00 <dematerialised> i really love, my decore
10:00 <couleurs> yea
10:00 <faux> AND I
10:00 <faux> I LOVE THE FEELING
10:00 <faux> so does the family 
10:00 <faux> oh yeeeaaah
10:00 <President_Trump> http://i.imgur.com/78fYoIg.jpg
10:00 <dematerialised> oh yeaaah
10:00 <faux> lmao
10:00 <President_Trump> hey fauxy
10:00 <faux> i miss that commercial 
10:00 <dematerialised> same
10:00 <couleurs> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/96/Escargot_%C3%A0_la_Bourguignonne_-_eatingeast.jpg
11:00 <dematerialised> staple of my childhood
11:00 <couleurs> heck yeas
11:00 <faux> hello
11:00 <faux> i dont think i could tbh
11:00 <under> couleurs: what are you gonna do tonite
11:00 <faux> i would be too scared of the texture
11:00 <couleurs> play FiFa n Netflix
11:00 <faux> but tbh i was terrified of octopus abd now i love it to death
12:00 <couleurs> i'll try n e thang once........
12:00 <couleurs> ;)
12:00 <Serenity> as long as things dont have that rank fishy taste
12:00 <Serenity> ill try em
12:00 <Doodle> heh
12:00 <under> couleurs: with a chick?
12:00 <faux> LIKE SUSHI
12:00 <faux> stupid fishy cunts
12:00 <couleurs> yeh a hot melb funny chic
12:00 <Doodle> its ok once u get accustomed to it sezz
12:00 <Serenity> no sushi shouldnt taste fshy ok
12:00 <Serenity> your sushi was off
13:00 <faux> :'(
13:00 <faux> ew
13:00 <Serenity> loll
13:00 <dematerialised> yeah sushi really has not much taste
13:00 <faux> can u not
13:00 <faux> lol
13:00 <dematerialised> its mostly texture
13:00 <Serenity> she got some sushi that tasted fishy dematerialised im assuming it was a crap place
13:00 <dematerialised> if you're talking sashimi/nigiri that is
13:00 <faux> there was something fishy about it
13:00 <faux> i was told its teh seaweed
13:00 <faux> but idk
13:00 <faux> was me first time
13:00 <dematerialised> maybe
13:00 <faux> so naturally it was shit
13:00 <faux> HA.
13:00 <Clarkson> fuck sake TheRiddler look what you've done
13:00 <faux> im hilarious 
13:00 <dematerialised> if you are ever in perth i will take you to jaws
13:00 <Serenity> lelll
13:00 <faux> oh ok
14:00 <Serenity> take me to jaws you cunt
14:00 <faux> brb hoppin on a plane
14:00 <Clarkson> cradel> 15 gay and eats shit and snot
14:00 <couleurs> i've had crocodile too
14:00 <couleurs> it's nice
14:00 <Serenity> yeah i had croc
14:00 <faux> ew
14:00 <President_Trump> on a plane? where are u going?
14:00 <Serenity> i didnt know if i liked it or not
14:00 <President_Trump> i could have sent Trump Force One for you
14:00 <faux> to ya mums house
14:00 <couleurs> it tastes like chicken/turkey 
14:00 <Serenity> President_Trump wtf were you messaging me about being banned if you're here you slow cunt
14:00 <faux> i dont like Turkey 
14:00 <faux> onlY shaved turkey from teh deli
14:00 <President_Trump> it was a ban from may Serenity lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
15:00 <faux> but like
15:00 <Serenity> yeah cool?
15:00 <President_Trump> we are good friends now
15:00 <faux> once i tried turkey leg
15:00 <Serenity> we arent
15:00 <President_Trump> we arent?
15:00 <faux> and i was like can u not
15:00 <Serenity> no
15:00 <couleurs> ye
15:00 <Serenity> turkey leg is bad
15:00 <President_Trump> do u think we ever can be?
15:00 <dematerialised> i would prefer he stayed banned
15:00 <Serenity> turkey tit is where its at
15:00 <Serenity> i dont remember any bans and i didnt remove any so i dunno wtf hes on about tbh
15:00 <dematerialised> it was a ban on his ident
16:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllll dont worry bout it Serenity, was my mistake
16:00 <couleurs> `ban mickregel and President_Trump  and GoldSpade eat me snails biches
16:00 <Serenity> right
16:00 <President_Trump> fauxy and i are getting close yes
16:00 <President_Trumps_Best_Frand> who is mickregel 
16:00 <President_Trumps_Best_Frand> ew this nick is terrible 
16:00 <dematerialised> it really is
16:00 <fairyflos> mmm
16:00 <Serenity> anyway take me to jaws dematerialised
16:00 <fairyflos> no STOP STEALING MY INVITE
16:00 <couleurs> some1 pretending to be a new chatter again
16:00 <President_Trump> demut take me to Hillarys
16:00 <mickregel> who 
16:00 <mickregel> its me
16:00 <dematerialised> no because you're afraid of meeting me sezz
16:00 <mickregel> really just me
17:00 <Serenity> :(
17:00 <President_Trump> fairyflos change your name to Melania_Trump
17:00 <fairyflos> only if u kiss me left butt cheek
17:00 <President_Trump> it is official, fauxy is on the TRUMP TRAIN
17:00 <fairyflos> give it a little smooch
18:00 <President_Trump> i will but i will have to shave it first
18:00 <fairyflos> how dare you
18:00 <fairyflos> my butt is smoother than peanut butter
18:00 <Serenity> my butt is a pancake rofll
18:00 <President_Trump> where are you going on this plane?
19:00 <fairyflos> 2 perth
19:00 <President_Trump> what for?
19:00 <fairyflos> 2 eat good sushi
19:00 <fairyflos> courtesy of dematerialised 
19:00 <President_Trump> bullshit
19:00 <President_Trump> u are going to see lampy
19:00 <President_Trump> and prom
19:00 <fairyflos> golly it was a joke you densey mc densington
19:00 <President_Trump> at their house
19:00 <fairyflos> im not goin nowhere
19:00 <Serenity> who the fuck are lampy and prom
19:00 <fairyflos> i dont leave my house remember 
19:00 <fairyflos> old ircers
20:00 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllll @ Serenity
20:00 <fairyflos> who he is still obsessed with
20:00 <Serenity> dont lol at me like a fuckin spastic you loose cunt
20:00 <President_Trump> who am i obsessed with?
20:00 <dematerialised> everyone
20:00 <Serenity> not prom from the perth chan fairyflos?
20:00 <fairyflos> no
21:00 <Serenity> oh ok
22:00 <President_Trump> hi Matthew
22:00 <fairyflos> welcome to the mcmdisksj Matthew 
22:00 <fairyflos> couldnt think of an M word
22:00 <fairyflos> rofl
22:00 <Matthew> thank you fairyflos, whoever you are
22:00 <fairyflos> faux
22:00 <fairyflos> how very dare you
23:00 <Matthew> oh dear... my apologies for the identity mishap
23:00 <Matthew> i couldn't tell tbh
23:00 <fairyflos> you are forgiven
23:00 <President_Trump> Matthew i just pigged down a can of coke zero
24:00 <Matthew> how have you been fairyflos ?
24:00 <President_Trump> shes good shes about to jump on a plane
24:00 <President_Trump> going to JAWS
26:00 <MrMark> shes gonna need a bigger boat
26:00 <dematerialised> that was pretty good
29:00 <fairyflos> good thanks Matthew 
29:00 <fairyflos> n u
31:00 <Matthew> first week back... stuffed
33:00 <Serenity> is this aspie knob bag going to obsess about faux coming to perth for the next 5 months
34:00 <dematerialised> yes
34:00 <President_Trump> no im finished with it
34:00 <Serenity> dematerialised i want to show off do you wanna see my latest comparison pic?
34:00 <dematerialised> sure
34:00 <dematerialised> will look in a bit
34:00 <Serenity> yuou have to see me in my undies tho
35:00 <dematerialised> kk
35:00 <WhoMadeWho> i will look too
35:00 <Serenity> you fucking wont
35:00 <Clarkson> I loved how the psych chick begun talking to him about the uppers n losing his sex drive 
35:00 <WhoMadeWho> oh
35:00 <Serenity> ill whatsapp it to you demat
37:00 <President_Trump> ive got TOBLERONE
38:00 <WhoMadeWho> triangular blocks of joy
38:00 <WhoMadeWho> how many ways to get the sugar in ya i ask
38:00 <President_Trump> i will PIG DOWN my weekly junk food in the first two days
39:00 <WhoMadeWho> http://cdn.thisiswhyimbroke.com/images/giant-toblerone.jpg
39:00 <WhoMadeWho> thats you being a pig
40:00 <President_Trump> mine has more triangular blocks than that
40:00 <nubbymcnu> https://rumorscity.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Many-Does-Not-Know-That-Famous-Logos-Came-With-A-Hidden-Message-02.png
46:00 <stanky> we like to boogie
46:00 <stanky> high school boogie
46:00 <stanky> jitterbug boogie
46:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoIgd9T5QNM
47:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Flopstacle Course: Couples Therapy Dub Views: 86,778 Uploader: Jaboody Dubs Uploaded: Jul 14, 2016 Duration: 7m27s Rating: 4.95
02:00 <MrMark> burp
02:00 <WhoMadeWho> FART !
03:00 <MrMark> moan
04:00 <MrMark> are we all pissed yet?
04:00 <couleurs> ye
04:00 <MrMark> gee
04:00 <MrMark> u alco
05:00 <couleurs> fuk u
05:00 <Clarkson> mother fucking paris
05:00 <MrMark> love u too
05:00 <couleurs> hugs
05:00 <fairyflos> xo
07:00 <nubbymcnu> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bf1_1468521311
07:00 <President_Trump> i dont know whether to PIG DOWN my DRUMSTIX or TOBLERONE or BOTH
07:00 <Matthew> and the card attacheddd would say... thankkk you for being a friendddd
08:00 <President_Trump> DRUMSTICK lollllllllllllllll
08:00 <Serenity> no one cares President_Trump you fucking idiot
09:00 <President_Trump> i would be interested in peoples opinions on what i should have
09:00 <President_Trump> got a 4 pack
10:00 <President_Trump> vanilla
10:00 <couleurs> y she use a train 2 cut off her legs n not a saw sheesh
11:00 <Serenity> just eat all of it you horrendous fat fuck
11:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
12:00 <President_Trump> i am hoping i have some left by sunday
12:00 <Serenity> or eat it and buy more
12:00 <President_Trump> im not buying more, its my week supply
13:00 <President_Trump> 4 drumsticks and TOBLERONE
13:00 <stompin> id like more booze
13:00 <fairyflos> ToBLeRoNe eXPoSeD
14:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn
15:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> trump ur gonna lose m8
16:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
16:00 <President_Trump> fairyflos keep sunday night free we are going to ARIA
16:00 <Serenity> you really have to wonder if georgeandwell_alpha thinks President_Trump is actually trump
16:00 <fairyflos> hi ash
16:00 <President_Trump> i am not actually trump?
16:00 <fairyflos> u buying me a dress President_Trump 
16:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi sereniy
17:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> how u
17:00 <President_Trump> whatever u desire fairyflos
17:00 <fairyflos> ok
17:00 <couleurs> i'm tramp
17:00 <President_Trump> i will feed u dessert
17:00 <Matthew> oh god
17:00 <TheRiddler> How crap was playing Pokemon go last night 
17:00 <Clarkson> ohh shit splode i have a box set of diablo 2 with all the expansions i have barely used
17:00 <fairyflos> some lychees 2 pls
17:00 <fairyflos> i caught a krabby whilst on teh torlet
18:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
18:00 <fairyflos> ehe whilst doin a Krappy
18:00 <President_Trump> u sick fuck
18:00 <TheRiddler> Those damn toilet seats
18:00 <fairyflos> lol
18:00 <fairyflos> oh
18:00 <fairyflos> i didnt even realise
18:00 <WhoMadeWho> have you got crabs in your pubic mound
19:00 <fairyflos> dragons are playing ash
19:00 <TheRiddler> Cool 
19:00 <TheRiddler> Are they winning 
19:00 <fairyflos> i stopped watching i was getting anxiety 
19:00 <fairyflos> dads still screaming at the tv
19:00 <fairyflos> so idk
19:00 <TheRiddler> I can't find out because I'm not home
20:00 <MrMark> wheres TheRon
20:00 <fairyflos> i cbf going to the lounge room
20:00 <fairyflos> ill let u know later
20:00 <fairyflos> lol
20:00 <TheRiddler> Lol ok
21:00 <MrMark> Floss baby!!!
21:00 <TheRiddler> Just yell out what's the score 
21:00 <Floss> gday
21:00 <fairyflos> tvs too loud
21:00 <couleurs> did u guys c new hit movie ghostblusters yet
21:00 <TheRiddler> Oh lol
21:00 <fairyflos> its like a cinema in there
22:00 <MrMark> no
22:00 <MrMark> never top the original
22:00 <TheRiddler> Not going to see it
22:00 <Floss> is it bad
22:00 <fairyflos> its 8-6
22:00 <MrMark> i saw the original in cinema in 1984
22:00 <President_Trump> vice president georgeandwell_alpha
22:00 <fairyflos> we arent winning
22:00 <TheRiddler> Damn
22:00 <fairyflos> ofc
22:00 <fairyflos> lol
23:00 <TheRiddler> At least it ain't too bad
23:00 <Serenity> how the fuck old are you? i wasnt even alive in 1984
24:00 <President_Trump> when were u first alive?
24:00 <Serenity> not in 1984
24:00 <stompin> 84 was a rad year
25:00 <Maurice> I wasn't even born then
25:00 <TheRiddler> First movie I saw in cinema was batman returns I think 
25:00 <stompin> thats cause u suck
26:00 <Serenity> first movie i saw in the cinema that i remember was beauty and the beast for my 5th?? birthday
26:00 <Serenity> my brother took me
26:00 <Matthew> 84' was a great year... but I wasn't born either
27:00 <couleurs> i'm a blokbusta hit on IRC
27:00 <Maurice> Mine was Land Before Time
27:00 <dematerialised> mine was ferntree gully
28:00 <Serenity> i also saw aladdin when i was 6
28:00 <Serenity> that was awes
28:00 <stompin> first movie i seen was debbie does dallas
28:00 <WhoMadeWho> debbie got fucked in the ass in that movie
29:00 <Maurice> Prince Aliiiii fabulous he Ali Ababwaaaa
29:00 <TheRiddler> That explains alot
29:00 <Serenity> gawd im going to go and peel these jeans off
29:00 <Maurice> Can you take mine off too
30:00 <Maurice> I can't be fucked
30:00 <TheRiddler> Peel off clothes 
30:00 <couleurs> Hot.
31:00 <Serenity> yes peel
31:00 <Serenity> thats what taking skinny jeans off feels like to me
32:00 <TheRiddler> I'd hate that 
32:00 <Maurice> Gotta grab then by the ankle and yank
32:00 <stompin> fuck that
32:00 <Serenity> loll
32:00 <TheRiddler> Caught any good Pokémon today 
32:00 <Serenity> they're comfy while theyre on... or until you eat
33:00 <President_Trump> jeans? no one irc's in jeans too uncomfortable
33:00 <TheRiddler> I am now
33:00 <Serenity> lil caught a weezing today
33:00 <TheRiddler> Cool
33:00 <Serenity> but we havent been out much today just around the block
33:00 <stompin> i caught crabs
33:00 <stompin> j/k
34:00 <MrMark> are we all tipsy yet?
34:00 <TheRiddler> I caught my first koffinf
34:00 <TheRiddler> Koffing
34:00 <Serenity> i ned to get some more cause i need stardust to power up
35:00 <TheRiddler> I decided not to bother to power up till lvl 15
36:00 <TheRiddler>  which I did today 
36:00 <TheRiddler> Anyways bbs
39:00 <couleurs> Miss U
47:00 <MrMark> mmmmmmmmm crabs
49:00 <Serenity> mmm carbs
49:00 <stompin> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm beer
50:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum is
51:00 <couleurs> catatonik_cake69
51:00 <Serenity> helllllllllooooo beer
51:00 <stompin> yes
52:00 <stompin> Guess what fuckers
52:00 <stompin> less than 4 weeks left renting2
52:00 <dematerialised> moving back in with the parents?
53:00 <stompin> moving into my joint.
53:00 <stompin> building a place atm
53:00 <President_Trump> lets see some pics
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s cakatonic_cake  duh
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i could go a ginger beer right bout now
54:00 <stompin> no dick pics for u President_Trump
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> I ate 800 kgs of pizza and salad
54:00 <stompin> corona :D
55:00 <stompin> Doodle do s skid Doodle and now in ur undies
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew
55:00 <Doodle> i will not
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> just take ya undies off
55:00 <stompin> weak
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> and shake yo
56:00 <Doodle> filth
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick bitch
56:00 <stompin> cmon every one like a blow out and not in ur jocks.
56:00 <Doodle> i dont have a dick bitch
56:00 <Doodle> if i had a dick bitch i wouldnt be here
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> aw
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <couleurs> everybodey, rok ya bodey
56:00 <Matthew> good evening Doodle
56:00 <Doodle> hai Matthew
56:00 <nubbymcnu> Me: "Squirting isn't real, right? It's just urine, right?"
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey matthew
57:00 <nubbymcnu> Interviewer: "I meant any questions about the job."
58:00 <Doodle> someone do homework for me
58:00 <stompin> homework haha still at school 
58:00 <Doodle> lol
58:00 <dematerialised> i know what homework means
58:00 <dematerialised> just sex me straight up Doodle
58:00 <dematerialised> dont play coy
58:00 <Doodle> no its actual study
59:00 <dematerialised> oh you
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooooooooohhhh i wannn -a sex you up
59:00 <Doodle> lol
09:00 <British^Meat> informer! you know me ruehsfnsdjgfnalsgnlsg a lickey boom boom down!
11:00 <couleurs> That's Nice.
17:00 <Floss> bastards keep making me sick
17:00 <Clarkson> Porn is just the lazy way to an orgasm
17:00 <Floss> whats the non lazy way?
18:00 <stompin> fuck ya mum
18:00 <Matthew> welcome TheRiddler
19:00 <TheRiddler> china wants donkeys
19:00 <couleurs> lol
21:00 <couleurs> what kinda donkeys!!!!!!
21:00 <dematerialised> god i love doing a good poop
22:00 <TheRiddler> wtf dragons
22:00 <Serenity> i cant remember the last time i had a good poop
22:00 <Serenity> it makes me sad
22:00 <TheRiddler> they want the donkeys to make eugia or something
22:00 <dematerialised> just the slightest bit of tingle, no straining, no blood
22:00 <dematerialised> a slight aroma that's not too overpowering
22:00 <TheRiddler> they use it for some food products and medicines
24:00 <TheRiddler> *ejaio
25:00 <TheRiddler> *E jiao
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
25:00 <Serenity> kates
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> haiii
26:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
26:00 <TheRiddler> how goes
28:00 <Floss> im trying to address selection criteria ugh
29:00 <dematerialised> "i need a job motherfucker"
30:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> im on maternity leave mofos
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha har
31:00 <Matthew> if you're lost you can look and you will find meee... time after timeee
32:00 <WhoMadeWho> ive got googlemaps.....
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok weirdo
33:00 <WhoMadeWho> geesh....i make one comment and get called a weirdo
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> deal with it
34:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5_HhqcbF_0
34:00 <dematerialised> ^^^
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Girl Directions by Psychostick [Official Music Video] Views: 1,062,831 Uploader: Psychostick Uploaded: Nov 27, 2009 Duration: 1m35s Rating: 4.88
34:00 <dematerialised> fun fact, i am the guitarist with the headband
34:00 <Matthew> saxophone is the best instrument
34:00 <WhoMadeWho> dealt with
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> good
34:00 <WhoMadeWho> now what
35:00 <WhoMadeWho> where do we go from here
35:00 <couleurs> did every1 watched mr robocop
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> still looking for that...
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just want a good version of tarzan to watch
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes fist*
36:00 <Picard> kate still looking for cock to suck?
37:00 <WhoMadeWho> the only thing i remember about robocop........was that he did more financial and physical damage to the citizens property when arresting cunts than was worth the arrest in the first place
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> why would i belooking for cock to suck?
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i collect dick pics - get with the program bowling ball
37:00 <Clarkson> [15:31:50] <Matthew> the girl on the Chase right now is the dumbest/ugliest piece of shit I've ever seen
37:00 <Picard> whore comes to mind
37:00 <Clarkson> got a sexy shaved head haircut like u pandas :)
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> right
37:00 <dematerialised> picard why are you so tryhardly-offensive
38:00 <dematerialised> you need to find happiness my son
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> because he needs dick to suck, obv
38:00 <Picard> im happy lad
39:00 <WhoMadeWho> katatonic_kate01.....what do you do with all your collection of dic pics
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> create art
39:00 <dematerialised> she glues them on the wall in the toilets with the jizz she just rubbed out
39:00 <Clarkson> my penis is too big
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
40:00 <WhoMadeWho> is your art available online ?
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
40:00 <WhoMadeWho> or hung in a gallery ?
40:00 <WhoMadeWho> see what i did there
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> private gallery
42:00 <dematerialised> The agonies and terrors of the first death will lead to the far greater terrors and agonies of eternal death.
43:00 <Lumeah> Clarkson: 
43:00 <Clarkson> like in porn movies
43:00 <couleurs> aw yea
43:00 <WhoMadeWho> now wait up.....surely the first death is already eternal
43:00 <Lumeah> show me ill help u make the decision 
43:00 <TheRiddler> just pooped
43:00 <WhoMadeWho> death is not a gradient
43:00 <WhoMadeWho> its absolute
44:00 <dematerialised> the first death is that of the body
44:00 <dematerialised> the second is that of the soul
44:00 <dematerialised> that is eternal death
45:00 <doctor> death is a lie
45:00 <WhoMadeWho> does a cockroach have a soul
45:00 <doctor> that which does not exist can not die
45:00 <dematerialised> correct doctor
45:00 <dematerialised> no WhoMadeWho
45:00 <Lumeah> Clarkson: 
45:00 <Clarkson> we 20 fucking channels surely the game it'd be on one of them
45:00 <dematerialised> a cockroach only has one death
46:00 <dematerialised> if it dies at all
46:00 <dematerialised> because those fuckers are nuclear-proof
46:00 <WhoMadeWho> have you checked this with the board of cockroaches ?
46:00 <Lumeah> if you're having trouble with the size of your penis im sure i can help u determine.. 
46:00 <dematerialised> the board of cockroaches was disbanded as they were unable to come to a consensus on whether or not they should be considered pests or pets
47:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13626962_1813221175592553_883407724798270542_n.jpg?oh=a6e77c5ac21794f7e075daee9a6c2666&oe=5835CF5D
47:00 <Serenity> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
47:00 <dematerialised> most of the confusion came down to the fact half of them had a lisp
47:00 <TheRiddler> a cat has 9 souls stolen from pieces of ppls souls
47:00 <doctor> uma, funny name
47:00 <dematerialised> uma is cute and i would like to give her a consensual cuddle
48:00 <TheRiddler> a crazy cat lady has only only a piece of soul left
48:00 <TheRiddler> -only
48:00 <dematerialised> that is why the cats eat her when she eventually dies her first death
48:00 <dematerialised> to ensure that there is no second death
49:00 <dematerialised> cats are clever people
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> MMM cheese cake
50:00 <TheRiddler> share
50:00 <TheRiddler> pls
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> ill send you some
50:00 <TheRiddler> cool
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
50:00 <couleurs> marrylynne mumrow
51:00 <Serenity> god damn
51:00 <Serenity> someone better bring me cheesecake next week
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> will you be up to eating something that rich?
53:00 <Serenity> probably not right away tbh
53:00 <Serenity> i dont really know how it all works
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> have to ease your way back into junk
53:00 <Serenity> i cnat eat junk regardless haha makes me feel so ill
54:00 <dematerialised> :P
54:00 <Serenity> nice nipple
55:00 <dematerialised> ty
55:00 <Floss> 3.	Current knowledge and commitment to Equal Opportunity in all aspects of employment and service delivery
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> well there ya go… stay away from it
55:00 <Serenity> but cheesecake
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> you could make a ‘healthy’ one
56:00 <dematerialised> floss that means dont be a cunt to people just because they are black and/or asian
56:00 <dematerialised> or rich or poor
56:00 <Floss> cool cheers
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> some of the vegan ones are pretty delish….
56:00 <Floss> lol
56:00 <dematerialised> or as my oath would say, "without malice or ill-will"
56:00 <Floss> ha serenity ive been craing cheesecake all week
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> or… gender bias
56:00 <Floss> hi five
56:00 <Serenity> ive been craving cheesecake for about 8 months
56:00 <Floss> craving also
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> equal opportunitues for all
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> basically
56:00 <Floss> awesome that was last question too phew
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> what is the role?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> check out chick at woolies?
57:00 <Serenity> harsh lol
58:00 <Floss> lol
58:00 <Floss> close
58:00 <Floss> checkout chick at hospital
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, not harsh…. it’s a service delivery job… i assumed customer service is all
59:00 <Serenity> i have no idea whats going on i should probably just shut up rofl
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> well had ‘service delivery’ in the employment criteria
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol cos beer?
59:00 <Floss> lol
59:00 <Serenity> no i just havnet been following
59:00 <Floss> im trying to get into office stuff cause surgery work has munted my hands now
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> cool bananas
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re a nurse?
01:00 <Floss> dental nurse
01:00 <Floss> glorified cleaner
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
01:00 <President_Trump> <@Serenity> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
01:00 <President_Trump> good to see u getting into the swing of things
01:00 <Serenity> no
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> die in a fire trump
02:00 <President_Trump> lol whats your problem katatonic_kate01? i have never even spoken to u before
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> and?
02:00 <dematerialised> yet she knows you're a retard already
02:00 <President_Trump> tell me to go take ice loollllllllllllllll
02:00 <dematerialised> good work trump
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> why not, it annoys all the other ice trolls. 
03:00 <Serenity> its awkward how they hang around like this
03:00 <Floss> lucky kate
03:00 <dematerialised> why's everyone always picken on meeeeee
03:00 <TheRiddler> a trump fire is like a dump fire that smells more like burnt flesh and fecees
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> Why don’t you just deny using ice LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL x1 billion
03:00 <President_Trump> are you mocking serenity for saying LOL?
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, you.
03:00 <couleurs> loooooooooooooooooooooooool
03:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bloodhound Gang - Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me? Views: 3,768,795 Uploader: BloodhoundGangVEVO Uploaded: Dec 2, 2009 Duration: 3m20s Rating: 4.83
04:00 <President_Trump> i dont use caps loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> I do.
04:00 <TheRiddler> President_Trump cant find the capslock
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> due to brain damange from smoking too much ice!
04:00 <MrMark> i like wearing womens bras and knickers
04:00 <dematerialised> pics?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you’re a fuckwit - the answer is ice.
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah pics marky mark
05:00 <Serenity> show us mark
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> MARK *chants*
05:00 <dematerialised> show us ya ladybits MrMark
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> *waits*
06:00 <Serenity> yeah im waiting
07:00 <WhoMadeWho> catfish traders
07:00 <WhoMadeWho> on the high seas
07:00 <dematerialised> why is everyone always picking on meee? coz nobody likes you monkey boy!
07:00 <President_Trump> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnZ3P8DXYAAZuBY.jpg:large
08:00 <doctor> eat da refugis
09:00 <WhoMadeWho> collectors and sellers of genitalia
09:00 <WhoMadeWho> shame shame shame
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
10:00 <WhoMadeWho> next ?
10:00 <dematerialised> neck yourself
10:00 <WhoMadeWho> what is next ?
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> opic
10:00 <WhoMadeWho> opic
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> t
10:00 <President_Trump> kate is on ice
10:00 <President_Trump> nut job
11:00 <dematerialised> speaking of nutting
11:00 <dematerialised> hello @ amelia
11:00 <amelia> hai @ chu demats
11:00 <WhoMadeWho> that requires clicking on a link
11:00 <TheRiddler> hai ahhchumelia
11:00 <amelia> haiii rasheh
11:00 <TheRiddler> I have a ticklish nose atm
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <amelia> rasheh i met a new friend today and he kinda reminded me of you
11:00 <TheRiddler> cool
12:00 <TheRiddler> oh
12:00 <amelia> he was the checkout boy @ coles
12:00 <President_Trump> what is a new friend?
12:00 <WhoMadeWho> not click do i
12:00 <amelia> he asked me wot i had planned dis weekend so i told him and then returned the question
12:00 <TheRiddler> I think you mean what is a friend President_Trump because you dont know that 1 either
12:00 <President_Trump> u pedoing 15 year old check out boys loollllllllllllllllllllllllll
12:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
12:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bloodhound Gang - Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me? Views: 3,768,795 Uploader: BloodhoundGangVEVO Uploaded: Dec 2, 2009 Duration: 3m20s Rating: 4.83
12:00 <amelia> and he said he was going to try find his favourite Pokemon
12:00 <amelia> hahahah
12:00 <dematerialised> er no YT
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2NFl86LX3Q
13:00 <amelia> He was older than me trump
13:00 <Serenity> and trump wonders why we treat him like an asshole
13:00 <Serenity> hmmmmmmmmmm
13:00 <dematerialised> that could explain why he was working at coles as a checkout chick
13:00 <President_Trump> lololllllllllllllllllll
14:00 <amelia> i asked him wot his favourite pokemons were and he said pidgeot alakazam n charizard
14:00 <amelia> i fink thats the names
14:00 <President_Trump> TOBLERONE
14:00 <amelia> we bonded over charizard
14:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
14:00 <TheRiddler> lol
14:00 <TheRiddler> cool
14:00 <dematerialised> look amelia we're not falling for this trick, we know you're a pokemon nerd
14:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaa
14:00 <WhoMadeWho> i think there is a deal between Kabushiki gaisha Pokemon and the telcos.......make people use more data for a cut of the action....profits
14:00 <Serenity> who wants to see me jigglepuffs
14:00 <dematerialised> me
14:00 <doctor> i caught a pokeball
14:00 <Serenity> jigglypuffs
14:00 <TheRiddler> my favourite is blastoise 
14:00 <amelia> i said i like charizard cos he got attitude n he said i should like squirtle then cos squirtle was in a gang?
14:00 <Lumeah> fck what 
15:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
15:00 <dematerialised> squirtle's gang was fucking hardcore
15:00 <amelia> I was like WOT FUCK OFF SQUIRTLE IN A GANG?
15:00 <President_Trump> so some 35 year old guy was talking to u about pokemon?
15:00 <doctor> squirtle was in a gangbang
15:00 <amelia> he said yah they all wore glasses
15:00 <TheRiddler> they were called the squirtle squad
15:00 <Serenity> squirrrrtleee
15:00 <doctor> 5 blastoise and a little squirt
15:00 <amelia> i was like wotdahexagon are you lying @ me
15:00 <TheRiddler> they're like original deal with it
15:00 <President_Trump> no one cares about the pokemon's, tell us every item u purchased
15:00 <amelia> he said no i mean it, watch the original series
15:00 <WhoMadeWho> amazing how people change when they get power....all they bellowed about goes out the window quicker than you can flush a stinking turd
16:00 <amelia> and that is the end of my new friend story
16:00 <WhoMadeWho> ey
16:00 <dematerialised> it was a pretty interesting story
16:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWYkDFiz-Tg
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Here Comes the Squirtle Squad: Condensed, Squirtle-packed Edition! Views: 613,702 Uploader: weaselpwnz0r Uploaded: May 5, 2009 Duration: 3m7s Rating: 4.88
16:00 <WhoMadeWho> umbeeeeeerelllllllllllaaaaaaaa....ella ella ella
16:00 <WhoMadeWho> ey ey ey
16:00 <amelia> how many pokemons out of 10 do you give it
16:00 <amelia> 10 being mew
16:00 <dematerialised> probably only 6 to be honest
16:00 <amelia> fair call, there were no dragons
16:00 <dematerialised> i mean it was a solid story but just not that exciting
16:00 <amelia> def could haf been improved
17:00 <dematerialised> yeah
17:00 <WhoMadeWho> power to my head, ethics soaked up in my med
17:00 <WhoMadeWho> ey ey ey
17:00 <amelia> I played vball tonight
17:00 <dematerialised> did you break any nails?
17:00 <amelia> the first game we scored a total of zero points
17:00 <doctor> obtaining power is the most socially effective means of bringing an end to it all
17:00 <amelia> so yah, we are pretty good
17:00 <dematerialised> hehe
17:00 <Floss> phew all done
18:00 <TheRiddler> what is your uniform
18:00 <doctor> most men secretly just want to finalise their story
18:00 <dematerialised> good luck Floss
18:00 <Floss> thanks
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <amelia> we don't wear uniform
18:00 <doctor> heroes always die before cowards, ect.
18:00 <amelia> jus shorts n singlet or whatever
18:00 <TheRiddler> creepy question of the night
18:00 <TheRiddler> :p
18:00 <dematerialised> all good things must come to an end doctor
18:00 <President_Trump> take a pic of your volleyball outfit
18:00 <President_Trump> even better put it in the fridge
18:00 <dematerialised> lol @ President_Trump pedoing amelia
19:00 <President_Trump> well everytime i try to pedo Serenity she bans me
19:00 <dematerialised> and rightly so
19:00 <WhoMadeWho> once we chatted and comprimised.....then you got power......then you just told me what to think
19:00 <Floss> ive got 2 jobs in my list that ive applied for
19:00 <Floss> i wouldnt mind either
19:00 <WhoMadeWho> and threatened me with  your rythm stick
19:00 <Floss> proob wont get either but meh
19:00 <dematerialised> is the other one an actual checkout chick Floss lol
19:00 <Floss> lol no
19:00 <doctor> i want an adventure so i can have nice story to end on
19:00 <doctor> i dont want to get old
19:00 <WhoMadeWho> ey ey ey
20:00 <Floss> dept housing
20:00 <Serenity> because being 'pedo'd' by you makes me feel physically ill
20:00 <dematerialised> ah ok
20:00 <WhoMadeWho> umbeerrrrrreelllllllllllla.....ella ella ella
20:00 <dematerialised> why the interest in govt positions?
20:00 <dematerialised> or is taht all there is down there atm?
20:00 <Floss> ive worked in govt before
20:00 <President_Trump> Serenity i am buying fauxilicious a new dress
20:00 <WhoMadeWho> hit me with your rythm stick
20:00 <Serenity> i could literally not care less
20:00 <Floss> after doing all the crazy shifts and being self employed id like to go back to set hours
20:00 <WhoMadeWho> holier than thou
20:00 <dematerialised> yeah that's fair enough
20:00 <dematerialised> i made the same choice 7 years ago
21:00 <Floss> its just getting in
21:00 <Floss> im expecting to apply for like 10 jobs beore hearing anything
21:00 <dematerialised> took a pretty significant income hit for it to start with too
21:00 <Floss> but im always addressing the selection criteria
21:00 <dematerialised> but its worth it for job security
21:00 <Floss> yeah
21:00 <dematerialised> although having to re-apply for your own job every year kinda sucks
22:00 <Floss> and im in the system so eh wait n see
22:00 <dematerialised> cool :)
22:00 <ShadowLurker> President_Trump right now https://www.tumblr.com/video_file/147442743204/tumblr_o5mf2tM1X41tknhsl
22:00 <President_Trump> ?
23:00 <British^Meat> holy...
23:00 <British^Meat> shit
23:00 <Floss> what area do u work in dematerialised?
23:00 <dematerialised> i mean to be fair
23:00 <dematerialised> i'd let her too ShadowLurker
23:00 <WhoMadeWho> i bless your shit and make it holy
23:00 <dematerialised> Floss, secret
23:00 <President_Trump> Floss he is a pirate
23:00 <Floss> ahh secret service
23:00 <Floss> HAS AN AGENT
23:00 <dematerialised> haha
23:00 <WhoMadeWho> blessed be thine shit
23:00 <Clarkson> dumb cunt british
24:00 <Loof> agreed clarky
24:00 <Clarkson> I could make like, 3 merkins for 70s porn star bush with the amount of hair I just brushed out of my head
24:00 <ShadowLurker> jesus clarky settle down
24:00 <Clarkson> fuck amelia just cast a patronus and she will run liek da wind
24:00 <couleurs> sex
24:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
24:00 <Serenity> o
24:00 <TheRiddler> patronus
24:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
24:00 <Floss> bahhhaha
25:00 <Floss> omg that gif lol
25:00 <Serenity> amelia's patronus would be a squid
25:00 <dematerialised> i think she'd be ok with that to be honest
25:00 <Floss> ive never seen a strap in in action
25:00 <WhoMadeWho> squids are good to eat
25:00 <Floss> ewwies
25:00 <amelia> i am way too confusef
25:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon is a patronus
25:00 <Loof> ^
25:00 <dematerialised> harry potter nerd stuff
25:00 <amelia> jeezus
25:00 <Serenity> fuck you pal
25:00 <President_Trump> petronas towers
25:00 <Floss> that dude looks scared :D
26:00 <dematerialised> that dude looks like he has an 8 inch dildo in his ass
26:00 <dematerialised> i'd be scared too
26:00 <Loof> very bi
26:00 <Floss> looking in the camera
26:00 <Floss> like make it stahhpp
26:00 <ShadowLurker> here u go dematerialised 
26:00 <President_Trump> Immutable where is jen?
26:00 <ShadowLurker> https://66.media.tumblr.com/2a7c2c2d1ff1fd6bff3ea6247a9806b1/tumblr_oacphzRDFW1spl42zo3_500.jpg
26:00 <Immutable> ramses collossus 
26:00 <WhoMadeWho> go hard melbournites
26:00 <amelia> does it mean you turn me into an animal
26:00 <dematerialised> notbad.jpg
26:00 <amelia> i bet hulkhair said that, all her harry potter shiznit
27:00 <Floss> what the f...
27:00 <Floss> its hanging too low!
27:00 <TheRiddler> it projects a spirit of the person casting it I think
27:00 <ShadowLurker> its a realdoe floss
27:00 <ShadowLurker> its not real
27:00 <amelia> ok i can't wrap my head around it so i will go back to youtubes
27:00 <Floss> :/
28:00 <Floss> its not right.
28:00 <TheRiddler> sry I suck at explaining 
28:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/uEdS8jymZ84
28:00 <dematerialised> are you listening to bloodhound gang meels?
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Colours Views: 37 Uploader: Emma Louise - Topic Uploaded: Jul 14, 2016 Duration: 3m8s Rating: 5.00
28:00 <amelia> she has pretty musiq
28:00 <WhoMadeWho> try wrapping your tubes around your head
28:00 <dematerialised> she doesnt have pretty music
28:00 <Floss> i wanna see porn bloopers
28:00 <dematerialised> she has that stupid  generic female singer voice
28:00 <Clarkson> Can't type fuck
28:00 <Floss> they are gold
28:00 <amelia> she does i luff her
28:00 <couleurs> that song about me :)
28:00 <Serenity> i take it back amelia doesnt have a patronus amelia is what patronuses protect us from
28:00 <amelia> she is not generic
28:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
28:00 <President_Trump> stop casting patronus
28:00 <WhoMadeWho> clarkson take your gloves off.....will be easier to type
28:00 <Clarkson> Misery has probably never had his dick sucked, by either gender
29:00 <President_Trump> vice president georgeandwell_alpha!
29:00 <President_Trump> it's me donald
29:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon Serenity
29:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
29:00 <amelia> my head is gonna explode
29:00 <Floss> i need cordial
29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
29:00 <amelia> i will blow you up
29:00 <dematerialised> i cant explain it amelia but she has the same generic female singer voice that all girl folk singers have
29:00 <Immutable> fite
30:00 <dematerialised> it legitimately annoys me
30:00 <WhoMadeWho> cordial is full of sugar.......
30:00 <amelia> get ma new friend to steal all your Pokemon's
30:00 <Serenity> im freezing cold and im the only one whos cold
30:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> blow u up like a doll
30:00 <Serenity> this is poo
30:00 <Loof> i think i mixed up amelia with floss
30:00 <Loof> they're similar
30:00 <Immutable> amelia is fucking annoying lol
30:00 <amelia> of course i am annoying
30:00 <Immutable> that's all
30:00 <Serenity> and i ate some liquorice again and im regretting it
30:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hows it
30:00 <Loof> might have been floss that said it, sorry amelia 
30:00 <dematerialised> amelia is quite selective in who she annoys
30:00 <dematerialised> she's a master troll
30:00 <amelia> i forgive you Loof
30:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i thought amelia was a bloke
30:00 <WhoMadeWho> dont panic.....it will come out as it went in
30:00 <Loof> ty :)
30:00 <dematerialised> well not quite master-level
31:00 <Immutable> I only like Loof 
31:00 <dematerialised> perhaps wizard
31:00 <dematerialised> B class
31:00 <amelia> everyone thinks i am male godamnit
31:00 <WhoMadeWho> long black turd with angles
31:00 <amelia> i annoy most people I'd say
31:00 <ShadowLurker> now u see it https://66.media.tumblr.com/2396d5e700928437d76f80e381a8bdcb/tumblr_myn7hwVhTO1ralxfmo1_500.jpg 
31:00 <dematerialised> i am a master super A class wizard troll
31:00 <ShadowLurker> now u dont https://66.media.tumblr.com/6569fd9d5335e777f02b71f3be9bf283/tumblr_myn7hwVhTO1ralxfmo2_500.jpg
31:00 <amelia> but I'm not here to be your fuckin friend Immutable
31:00 <dematerialised> i bend space and time
31:00 <President_Trump> Immutable i will put in a good word with jen so she unblocks u on fb bro
31:00 <Immutable> indigo here we gooo o o oh
31:00 <WhoMadeWho> who is jen
32:00 <WhoMadeWho> take me to your leader
32:00 <Immutable> :P
32:00 <Immutable> you wills?
32:00 <dematerialised> jen is an irc personality who is known to have slept with many desperate irc males
32:00 <dematerialised> each of those males having their fragile hearts broken
32:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> if u come across as an offensive troll 
32:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> thats bloke
32:00 <amelia> to be fair, she is just as desperate
32:00 <Serenity> i wish people would stop talking about it
32:00 <WhoMadeWho> sounds like a right slut
32:00 <Serenity> its like the fucking herp it just wont fuck off
32:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> my style is i like to repeat myself
33:00 <dematerialised> she cant be that desperate, she didnt fly to come see me
33:00 <amelia> georgeandwell_alpha did you jus call me an offensive troll
33:00 <dematerialised> im kind of disappointed
33:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> no
33:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i did not
33:00 <amelia> she flew to see wazza
33:00 <dematerialised> HAH
33:00 <dematerialised> NOW I HAVE A NAME
33:00 <Serenity> she was in perth looking for cock dematerialised
33:00 <Serenity> shes that desp
33:00 <dematerialised> thanks amelia
33:00 <Maurice> Who is this Contance Hall floozy and why is she all over my fb
33:00 <ShadowLurker> who cares shut up
33:00 <President_Trump> looking? lol
33:00 <WhoMadeWho> jen No such nick/channel
33:00 <WhoMadeWho> jen End of /WHOIS list.
33:00 <amelia> a name?
33:00 <President_Trump> it was called a perth sex tour not a perth looking tour
33:00 <WhoMadeWho> where is this jen
34:00 <Serenity> no one cares
34:00 <Serenity> stop talking about it
34:00 <amelia> anyway
34:00 <Floss> i went for a wee
34:00 <Floss> its so fricken cold
34:00 <Serenity> ive got an itchy crack
34:00 <dematerialised> i went for a wee wee
34:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> n e grls here wana wipe me bum bum
34:00 <Immutable> she's just a girl you know
34:00 <Immutable> boring
34:00 <dematerialised> im just a boy
34:00 <WhoMadeWho> i will talk any talk i want to talk, you are not the boss of me
34:00 <dematerialised> and she's just a girl
34:00 <Floss> lol serenity
34:00 <dematerialised> can i make it anymore obvious
34:00 <amelia> swish swish swish pee swish swish swish
34:00 <President_Trump> i took a piss in the shower 
34:00 <amelia> you are NOT the boss of him
34:00 <dematerialised> i was wearing jeans at work today amelia
34:00 <dematerialised> you would have enjoyed
35:00 <amelia> you can wear jeans to work?
35:00 <WhoMadeWho> talk talk talk
35:00 <Loof> skinny jeans?
35:00 <dematerialised> of course i can
35:00 <dematerialised> i can wear whatever i want
35:00 <WhoMadeWho> and more talk
35:00 <dematerialised> and not, only faggots wear skinny jeans
35:00 <amelia> golly gos
35:00 <President_Trump> were u wearing your eye patch?
35:00 <dematerialised> like Serenity
35:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHHAA
35:00 <Serenity> im not the boss of you but i can make this entire chanel stfu if i want
35:00 <Immutable> indigo here we goo o o oh
35:00 <stompin> BEWBIES
35:00 <amelia> that is a valid question
35:00 <Loof> cool demat, respect :)
35:00 <amelia> pls answer it demat
35:00 <WhoMadeWho> but that would be not fun
35:00 <Serenity> excuse me i like my skinny jeans you cunt
35:00 <dematerialised> answer what meels?
35:00 <amelia> were you wearing your eye patch?
35:00 <President_Trump> Serenity i feel sick, too much TOBLERONE
36:00 <Serenity> ii dont give a fuck you fat fuckhead
36:00 <WhoMadeWho> eat in moderation
36:00 <dematerialised> i am not sure i feel like answering that question
36:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHHA
36:00 <WhoMadeWho> balance your diet
36:00 <TheRiddler> arrrr
36:00 <dematerialised> seeing fuckwit is the one that asked it
36:00 <amelia> fat fuckhead
36:00 <Maurice> You should do it Serenity, mute the channel
36:00 <Immutable> silence of the lambs
36:00 <Loof> am i fuckwit?
36:00 <amelia> i cant stop laughing
36:00 <Loof> what question?
36:00 <dematerialised> yes Loof
36:00 <amelia> trump has a fat fuck head
36:00 <Loof> ahhh
36:00 <WhoMadeWho> one kilo of broccoli for every kilo of toblerone
36:00 <Loof> all good
37:00 <Serenity> i think he thinks hes trolling me talking about chocolate and ice cream
37:00 <Serenity> but he just looks like a fucking homer simpson with an eating disorder
37:00 <Clarkson> how about your cunts
37:00 <dematerialised> he is actually homer simpson
37:00 <amelia> no he always talks about bad stuff he eats
37:00 <WhoMadeWho> actually i like broccoli
37:00 <stompin> dohhhhhhhhhhh
37:00 <amelia> and coke zero
37:00 <amelia> he pigs down a lot
37:00 <TheRiddler> dohhh
37:00 <President_Trump> Serenity how am i trolling u?
37:00 <stompin> whos got the dohnuts
37:00 <Serenity> no wonder hes such an angry fuckhead hes probably got the diabeetus
37:00 <Maurice> You're not, thats the point
38:00 <WhoMadeWho> i think coke zero is chemically more harmful than coke
38:00 <Serenity> coke in gens is fucking putrid
38:00 <Clarkson> cept you guys on ignore you can all go fuck yaselves
38:00 <amelia> yummmmmmmm i would eat the fuck outta that
38:00 <Immutable> how
38:00 <Immutable> its got fertilizer and thc in it ..
38:00 <Loof> so why am i a fuckwit demat?
38:00 <Immutable> harmless
38:00 <Loof> just out of curiosity
38:00 <Serenity> it tastes like crap
38:00 <WhoMadeWho> is it true ?  im led to believe all cans of soft drink contain the average of 14 teaspoons of sugar
39:00 <Serenity> who called you a fuckhead
39:00 <dematerialised> i'll let you figure that out for yourself Loof
39:00 <Loof> ok
39:00 <Immutable> shit dematerialised 
39:00 <Clarkson> so u can fuk off
39:00 <amelia> so much anger tonight's
39:00 <WhoMadeWho> go hard Clarkson
39:00 <Immutable> WHY THE FUCK Is He a DamN fuckhead?
39:00 <Clarkson> i really want you to fuck off
39:00 <dematerialised> i am not angry im just telling it how it is yo
39:00 <Serenity> im not angry im cold
39:00 <President_Trump> tell us why demut
39:00 <Serenity> theres a difference
39:00 <dematerialised> im cool as a cucumber watching youtubes on the other screen
39:00 <amelia> i am super happy
39:00 <Maurice> I am angry there was mustard on my cheeseburger
39:00 <dematerialised> and watching irc scroll by
40:00 <Maurice> When I specifically asked for there not to be
40:00 <Serenity> im sending fat nudes to dematerialised
40:00 <WhoMadeWho> i love mustard
40:00 <amelia> listening to my generic female singer
40:00 <Serenity> in hope his cock falls off
40:00 <Clarkson> because of that skank moving in with an ex?
40:00 <Loof> demat you'll get laid some day, just be patient
40:00 <dematerialised> are you trying to be mean at me Loof?
40:00 <Immutable> yep but I wont
40:00 <President_Trump> demut 0wn3d
40:00 <amelia> sex is probably one thing that is not overrated
40:00 <Clarkson> now shes upset wishing sje didnt buy her friends shit coz she wants a sluhsie today
40:00 <Immutable> LEL!
40:00 <amelia> and burritos
40:00 <Loof> gee what sort of an ass would be mean on irc?
40:00 <Maurice> Unless its bad sex
40:00 <Immutable> sex is overrated
40:00 <amelia> sex is not overrated at all
40:00 <TheRiddler> burrito sex
41:00 <amelia> yes unless its bad tho
41:00 <Immutable> pokemon forever
41:00 <dematerialised> Immutable is saying that because he's legitimatelly not been laid
41:00 <dematerialised> and im not saying that to be mean
41:00 <Maurice> If it's bad thats a waste of 2 mins and 45 seconds
41:00 <dematerialised> its just a material fact
41:00 <Maurice> You coulda been catching pokemon with that time
41:00 <Immutable> GASP
41:00 <President_Trump> Immutable is a jen reject
41:00 <Loof> then what facts point to me being a fuckwit while we're talking about facts?
41:00 <amelia> even tisk got a kissy
41:00 <dematerialised> lol Loof
41:00 <dematerialised> calm down mate
41:00 <dematerialised> christ
41:00 <amelia> are you missing a fuckin limb or something
41:00 <Maurice> Loof, you ARE a fuckhead though
42:00 <Maurice> I don't know why you're acting surprised
42:00 <amelia> WOAH
42:00 <Loof> you think i'm on drugs
42:00 <TheRiddler> rejected by jen geez
42:00 <amelia> SHIT IS GOIN DOWN TONIGHT
42:00 <Loof> dont you
42:00 <dematerialised> no I think you're a fuckhead
42:00 <dematerialised> lol
42:00 <Loof> why?
42:00 <TheRiddler> was your cock tiny Immutable?
42:00 <dematerialised> whether or not you're on drugs is inconsequential
42:00 <Loof> what have i dont to you?
42:00 <Immutable> TheRiddler, yes
42:00 <Loof> done*
42:00 <amelia> we're all fuckheads
42:00 <couleurs> ye Loof u r a retard and i h8 u 4 ever and amelia is super mean 2 bye
42:00 <Clarkson> cause we know your just a faggot
42:00 <amelia> wot i am never mean
42:00 <TheRiddler> but President_Trump is a fat 1
42:00 <Loof> tell me why i'm a fuckhead and i might be able to fix the problem
42:00 <amelia> i think I'm pretty nice
43:00 <Maurice> I don't think it can be fixed
43:00 <Loof> be more specific please
43:00 <amelia> who cares if someone thinks you're a fuckhead
43:00 <amelia> jus annoy them more
43:00 <Serenity> amelia is just a useless whore
43:00 <amelia> and laff
43:00 <Loof> i care what everyone thinks
43:00 <President_Trump> a fat 1
43:00 <Immutable> wat the hell
43:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHA
43:00 <amelia> useless irc whore
43:00 <Immutable> shitty advice
43:00 <Maurice> I always read that nick as 'ex over' and now I'm wondering if it's meant to be cross over
43:00 <Loof> ah maurice is here, that explains it
43:00 <Maurice> Oh, does he have me on ignore
43:00 <amelia> Immutable why are you taking your rejection out on me
44:00 <Maurice> Thats disappointing
44:00 <Immutable> excuse em me
44:00 <Serenity> and on more exciting news because im self absorbed and care not for your irc crap
44:00 <dematerialised> probably Maurice
44:00 <dematerialised> being the soft cunt he is
44:00 <Serenity> i hit 50 today ameelio
44:00 <Loof> soft cunt now
44:00 <Clarkson> Matthew would you go gay for pa.. oh wait
44:00 <Immutable> thought you were pretty nice amelia what happen?
44:00 <amelia> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee congrats lady
44:00 <Immutable> you hurt my feelings
44:00 <Serenity> thanks yo
44:00 <President_Trump> who's pa?
44:00 <Maurice> Yeah, shes now officially an old lady, amelia
44:00 <Maurice> Turning 50 and shit
44:00 <dematerialised> haha
44:00 <amelia> i dunno where you got that image from cos i am never nice
44:00 <Loof> no worries demat least i know where i stand with you now
44:00 <Loof> gloves off
44:00 <dematerialised> Loof what are you talking about
45:00 <Serenity> get fucked Maurice and eat your mustard burger
45:00 <amelia> did you celebrate wif your fave food
45:00 <Maurice> EVERYTHING IS AWESOMEEE EVERYONE IS COOL WHEN YOU'RE PART OF A TEAM
45:00 <Immutable> team mystic
45:00 <dematerialised> i think Loof is upset about something
45:00 <amelia> do you ever haf cheat meals
45:00 <Maurice> I could eat it actually coz most of it is in the fridge
45:00 <Immutable> or gtfo
45:00 <President_Trump> team trump
45:00 <dematerialised> not sure what :/
45:00 <Serenity> nah i stopped cheat meals ages ago
45:00 <dematerialised> perhaps he has relapsed
45:00 <couleurs> he didn't understand mr robot!!!!!!!!!
45:00 <Serenity> i just end up feeling guilty and sick lol
45:00 <dematerialised> that's probably it couleurs to be honest
45:00 <dematerialised> speaking of did you see part/ep 2.
45:00 <dematerialised> ?
45:00 <amelia> 50 is massive, you wouldn't have much to go?
46:00 <couleurs> yea
46:00 <dematerialised> it was goooooooood
46:00 <couleurs> it was good
46:00 <dematerialised> ye
46:00 <Serenity> nahh about 10 maybe 15 if i really wanna push it
46:00 <dematerialised> wb Loof are you ok now?
46:00 <Loof> yeah as i was saying it's good to know where we stand
46:00 <amelia> yah hard to put a number on it
46:00 <Loof> i thought we were cool
46:00 <amelia> whatever you feel happy at
46:00 <Loof> but all good
46:00 <Serenity> i guess ill just see how i feel?
46:00 <dematerialised> you need to calm down Loof
46:00 <dematerialised> you're escalating the situation
47:00 <couleurs> i give it a 9 robots out of a 10 misters
47:00 <Loof> i just want to know why youre slandering me?
47:00 <dematerialised> or is that 9 elliots out of 10 darlenes?
47:00 <dematerialised> WHO KNOWS
47:00 <amelia> you will owe me another pic once you reach de end
47:00 <dematerialised> i have literally no idea what you're on about Loof i think you're entering a state of psychosis again
47:00 <dematerialised> just my opinion
47:00 <amelia> you would be saving so much money from eating better
47:00 <Serenity> yeee 4 sho
47:00 <Immutable> lost 4 kilos playing pokemon go
47:00 <Loof> no shit
47:00 <Serenity> we save heaps from not eating take aways n shit
47:00 <Serenity> that shits expensive
48:00 <Clarkson> i was like " ok. i'll bbl to fuck you"
48:00 <amelia> fuckin oath
48:00 <dematerialised> takeaway costs me almost $200 alone
48:00 <amelia> veggies cheap as
48:00 <amelia> veges
48:00 <amelia> ?
48:00 <dematerialised> vegies works
48:00 <amelia> the fuck you spell that word
48:00 <Clarkson> but your penis is so small it doesnt matter anywaay
48:00 <amelia> oh
48:00 <dematerialised> veggies is also acceptable
48:00 <couleurs> vagines
48:00 <dematerialised> vagines are always acceptable
48:00 <amelia> ohhh fanks cereals
48:00 <Serenity> the last time we got take away was in january and we went to hjs after driving back from yanchep lagoon.. it cost us like $70 for 2 adults and 3 kids to eat... fuck man thats 2 nights home cooked meals
48:00 <Loof> you're only like the 5th person to start shit with me today, 4 irl randoms while playing pokemon
49:00 <couleurs> np MEANIE
49:00 <amelia> 70 for hjs
49:00 <amelia> fuck that
49:00 <dematerialised> i am the fifth person, out of 5, yet you are the common denominator Loof
49:00 <dematerialised> a bit of inward reflection is required perhaps
49:00 <amelia> kids can starve and you can go get a burrito
49:00 <amelia> they'll be aiight
49:00 <Serenity> a meal is like almost $15 from hjs now
49:00 <Serenity> like wtff
49:00 <Loof> yeah but what am i doing wrong?
49:00 <dematerialised> yeah a meal and a sundae is like 20 bucks
49:00 <Serenity> I think id prob die if i ate that shit now tbh
50:00 <amelia> $15 FOR THAT SHIT?
50:00 <President_Trump> eating chocolate for dinner makes u feel sick
50:00 <stompin> i got a family meal the other day and ate most of it from maccas
50:00 <Serenity> yeah! burger chips n drink
50:00 <amelia> the fuck you get with the meals these days
50:00 <stompin> made me feel like a fat fuck but im skinny as ufck
50:00 <Serenity> such a rip
50:00 <Clarkson> hahahaha shit is funny eh
50:00 <amelia> pouch of gold?
50:00 <Immutable> I made soup with kale in it
50:00 <Floss> Lol
50:00 <Floss> I don't care for kale
51:00 <Immutable> neither
51:00 <Serenity> i made chilli con carne yesterday that lasted two days and I dont think it even cost me $15 to make lol
51:00 <amelia> I remember chicken royales were pretty good tho
51:00 <dematerialised> chilli con carnival
51:00 <Immutable> I had 4 serves of rice after that though
51:00 <dematerialised> chicken royales are amazing
51:00 <dematerialised> they are called chicken classics now
51:00 <amelia> wif cheese
51:00 <dematerialised> and you can get them with a slice of cheese
51:00 <amelia> WOTDAHEXAGON
51:00 <dematerialised> yes
51:00 <Serenity> those rodeo minis were the fucking bomb
51:00 <amelia> IT COMES WOF CHEESE, DONT NEED TO ASK FOR?
51:00 <dematerialised> correct
51:00 <amelia> the world has changed
51:00 <amelia> cannot handle this
51:00 <dematerialised> they also come in a long hot-dog-like bun
51:00 <stompin> you want to check out the fast food deals in america
51:00 <dematerialised> not a burger
51:00 <dematerialised> its great
52:00 <Floss> The chips are better now
52:00 <Loof> ohhhh now i remember why you're pissed lol
52:00 <stompin> hj chips rock now
52:00 <dematerialised> correct stompin
52:00 <amelia> i remember the food in america
52:00 <Loof> my last pm to you was still there, it all comes back
52:00 <amelia> smashed in cheese
52:00 <amelia> deep fried
52:00 <Loof> theriddler story thing
52:00 <amelia> massive portions
52:00 <amelia> i put on a lot of weight
52:00 <Loof> haha
52:00 <Loof> all good
52:00 <dematerialised> and then you shook it off like tay-tay
52:00 <stompin> amelia every new fast food joint we went past we stopped at
52:00 <amelia> because self control is for wimps
52:00 <stompin> in 3 weeks i ate 1 real meal of food
52:00 <dematerialised> correct
52:00 <Immutable> tanx
52:00 <Maurice> (20:51:27) (dematerialised): they are called chicken classics now
53:00 <stompin> and have u seen the microwave food options at wal mart
53:00 <stompin> fuck me
53:00 <Maurice> No they're not, my kid had one today
53:00 <amelia> yeah no shit stompin, cant find something fresh ANYWHERE
53:00 <Floss> I still want cheesecake
53:00 <Maurice> The menu clearly said chicken royale
53:00 <dematerialised> i swear to god i will go and take a photo of it
53:00 <Loof> cheesecock
53:00 <dematerialised> not my fault you live in the sticks
53:00 <stompin> microwave everythign at wal mart
53:00 <dematerialised> where they havent updated the signs
53:00 <Floss> I wanna bake one tho
53:00 <Immutable> god I'm fucken bored
53:00 <Serenity> my dream meal right now would be a whopper with cheese meal and then cheesecake for dessert
53:00 <Floss> For Dat texture
53:00 <Serenity> but id puke for days
53:00 <Immutable> might sleeps
54:00 <President_Trump> Immutable jen is having sex right now, could have been u buddy
54:00 <dematerialised> i swear to alllah
54:00 <dematerialised> pbuh
54:00 <Floss> I might have some weetbix
54:00 <Loof> do that
54:00 <dematerialised> ever since i have bought my groceries, i have my breakfast at night
54:00 <Maurice> Hey dematerialised https://www.hungryjacks.com.au/menu/chicken
54:00 <dematerialised> it just seems right
54:00 <Maurice> You can kiss my ring now
54:00 <Immutable> President_Trump, I think you misunderstand everything
54:00 <Maurice> THEY'RE DIFF BURGERS
54:00 <Immutable> Lets start with the facts
54:00 <dematerialised> hey Maurice ok if I must
55:00 <dematerialised> well played
55:00 <Loof> slurp
55:00 <Immutable> you're a certifiable retard
55:00 <Immutable> and I'm like a chillion times better troll than you'll ever be
55:00 <dematerialised> when Immutable is calling you a certifiable retard that's when you know you've made it
55:00 <Immutable> and I don't care
55:00 <Clarkson> jarrad has a rose tattooed on one of his ass cheeks too.
55:00 <stompin> amelia in out burger was good, taco bell was good
55:00 <dematerialised> actually no trump was already pwned by riddler
56:00 <amelia> mmmmm
56:00 <dematerialised> so yeah
56:00 <Loof> i tried tofu tonight, most horrid shit ever
56:00 <dematerialised> already circling the bottom of the barrel
56:00 <amelia> i ate so much pizza there
56:00 <amelia> papa johns
56:00 <President_Trump> what did he say demut?
56:00 <President_Trump> man i ate a lot of papa johns in CHYNA!
56:00 <TheRiddler> I had burger king in singapore
57:00 <Serenity> if i went to america
57:00 <TheRiddler> it's not as good as hjs
57:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/gallery/Fs9ep <-- my tryout on X Factor if anyone wants to see it
57:00 <Serenity> i swear to god id come back the size of an elephant
57:00 <Floss> Husband just had to kill one of our chooks :(
57:00 <Floss> She was really sick :(
57:00 <TheRiddler> aww
57:00 <Loof> sick chook
57:00 <TheRiddler> poor chook
57:00 <Maurice> Thats dinner sorted
57:00 <Loof> nuggets
57:00 <Floss> No she was so skinny
57:00 <Floss> Poor little darling :(
58:00 <Loof> roast
58:00 <TheRiddler> is it the weather?
58:00 <amelia> but even when went thailand i put on like 10kgs haha so i cant blame america
58:00 <Loof> no you americant
58:00 <Loof> sorry
58:00 <TheRiddler> I lost weight in philippines
58:00 <dematerialised> hmm i might come down to albs tomorrow TheRiddler/Floss
58:00 <amelia> I think its jus bein on holiday
58:00 <dematerialised> apparently you guys are due for some hectic weather over the weekend
58:00 <Loof> yeah the philippines demat told me about it
59:00 <Maurice> I swear to god, if Loof starts on this shit again I am banning him
59:00 <Clarkson> put eucalyptus oil in anus
59:00 <Floss> Yeah supposed to be crazy
59:00 <TheRiddler> philippines has some nice food places th
59:00 <TheRiddler> o
59:00 <dematerialised> you should just pre-empt it Maurice
59:00 <dematerialised> you know he'll monologue it for at least an hour
59:00 <Loof> oh maurice ban coming
59:00 <Floss> I could her him hitting her head ; (
59:00 <Loof> gee what a surprise
59:00 <TheRiddler> but they like follow alot of US n Japan for food
59:00 <Floss> I tried to feed her bit she was barely breathing ; (
59:00 <Loof> i'll save her the trouble
59:00 <Maurice> Phew
59:00 <dematerialised> that was easy
59:00 <Maurice> Saved my finger power
00:00 <Maurice> I wish he'd man up and unblock me though
00:00 <Maurice> What a pussy
00:00 <amelia> I feel a bit bad for him
00:00 <dematerialised> haha
00:00 <dematerialised> why
00:00 <amelia> he's super sensitive
00:00 <dematerialised> he's a legitimate spineless cunt
00:00 <Clarkson> you cunts are playing with FUCKING FIRE HERE!!!!
00:00 <Maurice> He's super knobby
00:00 <couleurs> wish he was daed
00:00 <amelia> he can't handle much
00:00 <dematerialised> he picks fights then cries when people fight back
00:00 <dematerialised> he should try not being a fuckwit
00:00 <dematerialised> it does wonders
00:00 <amelia> yeah i dont think highly of him but he seems almost child like
01:00 <Immutable> .:.
01:00 <dematerialised> next time he is on i will send him this: http://i.imgur.com/lCqLugp.jpg
01:00 <Immutable> illuminati dot triangle
01:00 <amelia> golly gosh
01:00 <couleurs> yeah he calls TheRiddler out but he's far worse @ every thing
02:00 <amelia> but is he slightly retarded or something
02:00 <TheRiddler> he stopped with me and went onto demat
02:00 <couleurs> <Loof> i fucken hate pokemon *** 2 days pass *** <Loof> hehe just outside catching pokemon lol
02:00 <dematerialised> yeah no shit lol couleurs
02:00 <Immutable> lol
02:00 <dematerialised> its the same as the rest
02:00 <dematerialised> sucking dick when convenient
03:00 <Immutable> ...................
03:00 <couleurs> yea he sux
03:00 <dematerialised> dick
03:00 <Maurice> amelia, he's spent time in the mental ward
03:00 <Maurice> Pretty sure thats where he met his mail order
03:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13654415_1229937167031074_6445495736149523159_n.jpg?oh=e3ee6c5d9d6a0c76d2b5b986ae30f810&oe=58266408
03:00 <amelia> yeah he clearly not all there
03:00 <Maurice> Then they decided it was a good idea to breed
03:00 <dematerialised> lol Doodle
03:00 <couleurs> lol 
03:00 <amelia> some people jus have to have more patience with
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:00 <Maurice> Not him
04:00 <Doodle> [23:03] <amelia> some people jus have to have more sex with
04:00 <Clarkson> game of thrones, ithink there is too much penis in that show
04:00 <Maurice> If he wants to talk shit, he's gonna get shit thrown back at him
04:00 <dematerialised> no fuck that, if he's going to play with the grown ups he's gonna have to be a grownup
04:00 <dematerialised> what Maurice said
04:00 <Floss> Lol brody keeps talking about Pokémon
04:00 <amelia> he's caught crazy
04:00 <amelia> he doesn't and won't ever realise
05:00 <dematerialised> coz when i play touch rugby i am not gentle
05:00 <Floss> He tries to show me stuff but I'm like :/ plz stop
05:00 <TheRiddler> wow clarky 
05:00 <Clarkson> someone will join one day so i can ban their ass
05:00 <dematerialised> i will run through you with my shoulders
05:00 <amelia> you call someone a fuckhead and it gors in one ear and out the other
05:00 <amelia> he can't let it go tho
05:00 <dematerialised> that's his problem
05:00 <amelia> fairo
05:00 <Maurice> I don't give a shit if someone has mental disorders, but don't use them as an excuse to be a cunt
05:00 <dematerialised> again, if he wasnt a fuckhead in the first place
05:00 <dematerialised> he wouldnt cop shit
05:00 <dematerialised> same rule applies for everyone
05:00 <Floss> Is this loof
05:00 <Immutable> who has a mental disorder?
06:00 <dematerialised> yeah Floss
06:00 <Serenity> god damn it what am i missing
06:00 <amelia> i don't think he realises wot he does, hence the part about being mental
06:00 <Serenity> ive been busy killing amelia with me face
06:00 <dematerialised> haha
06:00 <couleurs> #pray4Loof
06:00 <TheRiddler> that sounds dirty
06:00 <dematerialised> i asked him when he was in hospital if the mental nurses knew he was using irc on his phone
06:00 <dematerialised> every time i did he quit
06:00 <TheRiddler> killing amelia with your face
06:00 <dematerialised> he knows he fucked up
06:00 <Serenity> i didnt think you were allowed phones on the menta ward
06:00 <dematerialised> you're not
07:00 <Serenity> its not dirty im just showing her my ugly face rofl
07:00 <couleurs> #LoofLivesDontMatter
07:00 <TheRiddler> lol
07:00 <amelia> you are allowed phones in there
07:00 <Floss> :( he just killed her :(he's upset :(
07:00 <Immutable> I only like loof
07:00 <Immutable> and robot
07:00 <dematerialised> he was a ward meels not just an inpatient
07:00 <Doodle> [23:06] <Serenity> i didnt think you were allowed phones on the menta ward
07:00 <Doodle> if only
07:00 <Maurice> Speaking of, I'm guessing robots vagina is back
07:00 <dematerialised> correct
07:00 <amelia> still allowrd phones
07:00 <TheRiddler> offer to take him on a drive for pokemon Floss
07:00 <Serenity> he dont love us no more
08:00 <amelia> wait wot do you mean was a ward not jus inpatient
08:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
08:00 <faux> ty
08:00 <dematerialised> he was forcibly hospitalised amelia
08:00 <Serenity> he was contained on a ward
08:00 <President_Trump> President_Trumps_Best_Frand
08:00 <Serenity> like by law
08:00 <faux> lol
08:00 <dematerialised> yeah
08:00 <faux> oh dear
08:00 <amelia> oh okay
08:00 <Serenity> he has to take his meds by law too
08:00 <Serenity> that injection thing
08:00 <amelia> even more reason to hold back
08:00 <dematerialised> there can only be one Floss
08:00 <dematerialised> fight!
08:00 <couleurs> did u guys c nintendo has a backup plan for when pokeman dies out and it's the mini nes console system... well where's the snes 1 pls
08:00 <TheRiddler> what's with the old nick faux
09:00 <amelia> clearly very fucked up
09:00 <Maurice> faux, can you guess who we're talking about by what youve just read
09:00 <fairyflos> loof?
09:00 <Maurice> Lol
09:00 <dematerialised> ding
09:00 <Floss> Ay fucker
09:00 <stompin> fairyflos what happened to ur goons
09:00 <fairyflos> ehe
09:00 <fairyflos> woo
09:00 <Floss> I'm the only fairy
09:00 <fairyflos> is this a recent thing
09:00 <fairyflos> or are we discussing his previous ward trips
10:00 <Maurice> Previous
10:00 <dematerialised> he was being a retard earlier and ragequit
10:00 <dematerialised> but yeah
10:00 <fairyflos> oh
10:00 <Maurice> He's currently upset with dematerialised and he's got me on ignore
10:00 <dematerialised> now we're talking his hospitalisation
10:00 <fairyflos> great
10:00 <Maurice> So he quit before I banned him
10:00 <amelia> Serenity looks much better wifout green hair tbh
10:00 <Serenity> roflllll
10:00 <Serenity> cunt
10:00 <Clarkson> guys who want to learn how to suck cock
10:00 <fairyflos> oh me pls Clarkson 
10:00 <Clarkson> like shit storm sydney style
10:00 <fairyflos> ye
10:00 <dematerialised> fairyflos would like some practice
10:00 <Serenity> ameelio is pervin on me bones
10:00 <amelia> do luff de collar bones
10:00 <dematerialised> to be fair your bones are fairly perveworthy atm
11:00 <President_Trump> Serenity send me the undies pic
11:00 <fairyflos> loooll
11:00 <TheRiddler> suck cock like a shit storm
11:00 <fairyflos> unlikely
11:00 <couleurs> he called me misoir pissypants and amelia laughed @ it and they both thought it was irie well teh jokes on them now
11:00 <dematerialised> i actually cringed
11:00 <TheRiddler> wonder what that is like
11:00 <Serenity> id rather drink vomit than send you a pic of anything of mine
11:00 <amelia> AHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
11:00 <fairyflos> lol couleurs 
11:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
11:00 <dematerialised> couleurs said irie
11:00 <dematerialised> ban
11:00 <amelia> misoir pissypants was very funny
11:00 <dematerialised> sorry mate
11:00 <dematerialised> shit so did i
11:00 <couleurs> worth it
11:00 <Clarkson> Matlock the racist cunt
11:00 <amelia> thats the one & only funny thing he has ever said
12:00 <fairyflos> tonight i cried for like 20 mins watching teh football andni was unsure why
12:00 <fairyflos> then i went to pee and BOOM
12:00 <Serenity> oh nooo
12:00 <fairyflos> sharkweek
12:00 <couleurs> yeah not sure how he came up with it....
12:00 <dematerialised> wait how did meels get your collarbones, i thought she didnt have whatsapp
12:00 <dematerialised> have i been lied to?
12:00 <President_Trump> what football?
12:00 <TheRiddler> I saw a bit of the game
12:00 <British^Meat>  what was your nick before President_Trump, President_Trump?
13:00 <TheRiddler> I can see why
13:00 <Maurice> RELEASE THE CRAGLE
13:00 <amelia> i don't has whatsapp i has snapchat tho
13:00 <fairyflos> brettingham_dell
13:00 <fairyflos> youre welcome
13:00 <British^Meat> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
13:00 <dematerialised> oh ok
13:00 <MrMark> Shaun
13:00 <British^Meat> explains it
13:00 <fairyflos> does it
13:00 <President_Trump> explains what?
13:00 <amelia> which by thr way is there a way so that people cant search you by number
13:00 <President_Trump> never heard of u british^sausage
13:00 <dematerialised> not sure meels
13:00 <fairyflos> LOL
13:00 <Serenity> [9:13pm] <dematerialised> wait how did meels get your collarbones, i thought she didnt have whatsapp
14:00 <Serenity> i sent her my profile pic
14:00 <dematerialised> oh ok
14:00 <dematerialised> i didnt know it was your profile pic
14:00 <dematerialised> carry on
14:00 <TheRiddler> maybe you've tasted 1 tho President_Trump?
14:00 <fairyflos> idiet
14:00 <Serenity> what
14:00 <Serenity> its a different pic to what i showed you
14:00 <dematerialised> OH
14:00 <dematerialised> ok
14:00 <TheRiddler> seeing as you like to put all kinds of sausage in your mouth
14:00 <Serenity> lol
14:00 <dematerialised> in that case ignore me
14:00 <dematerialised> ahahahaha
14:00 <dematerialised> i was like
14:00 <dematerialised> you showed amelia that?
14:00 <dematerialised> im so confused
14:00 <Serenity> you cant even see my collar bones in what i showed you lol
14:00 <dematerialised> I THOUGHT WE WERE BEING FUNNY
15:00 <Serenity> hahahah feck
15:00 <fairyflos> u thought wrong stop typing
15:00 <amelia> yes she showed me her vagina
15:00 <dematerialised> i'll stop typing your face in a minute :#
15:00 <amelia> it has green hair on it
15:00 <dematerialised> it does
15:00 <fairyflos> im stillclaughing at british sausage
15:00 <dematerialised> mclaughing
15:00 <fairyflos> help ive mcfallen
15:00 <TheRiddler> I'm lovin it
15:00 <dematerialised> hehe
16:00 <amelia> my fave youtube clip ever
16:00 <Serenity> you can find said collarbones on my prof pic if you stalk because you're a shit cunt that deleted me
16:00 <Serenity> you pos
16:00 <TheRiddler> green bush
16:00 <dematerialised> i said collarbones because i was making a joke though
16:00 <dematerialised> like showing ankles
16:00 <dematerialised> that was my line of thought ok
16:00 <Serenity> well we werent joking ok
16:00 <amelia> collarbones are sexy
16:00 <TheRiddler> doodle has a green bush too
16:00 <TheRiddler> :p
16:00 <Serenity> my mum has the best collarbones and she hates them
16:00 <amelia> not the real gross ones wif hole in neck tho
16:00 <Serenity> freak
17:00 <Serenity> she always covers them up
17:00 <dematerialised> collarbones have holes in necks?
17:00 <amelia> and backs
17:00 <amelia> backs are sexy
17:00 <amelia> yeah lemme find pic hold up
17:00 <Serenity> id love a sexy back
17:00 <Clarkson> <Picard> and a fucking faggot irish cunt has fucked the greatest airline i the world
17:00 <Serenity> with back dimples
17:00 <TheRiddler> the neck holes are where the bolts go
17:00 <amelia> that actress from house of cards
17:00 <dematerialised> i have the sexiest back in all the lands
17:00 <TheRiddler> ok I'm done
17:00 <fairyflos> ye teh ones you can eat cereal out of
17:00 <Doodle> rude
17:00 <dematerialised> no idea meels i dont watch house of cards
18:00 <fairyflos> good
18:00 <Doodle> i come here every night and watch house of tards
18:00 <fairyflos> hi Doodle 
18:00 <President_Trump> wtf are the best collarbones?
18:00 <TheRiddler> show amelia the back boobs pic
18:00 <Doodle> hai lovely
18:00 <fairyflos> did u mis me
18:00 <Doodle> always
18:00 <Doodle> <3
18:00 <fairyflos> phew
18:00 <fairyflos> hru
18:00 <Doodle> good thx
18:00 <Doodle> u
18:00 <fairyflos> also wheres me radio clip i am v dissapointed in u
18:00 <fairyflos> im ok ty
18:00 <Doodle> oh
18:00 <fairyflos> sleepy
18:00 <Doodle> she cut me off at the start and at the end and its like 40mb
18:00 <Doodle> and 2 clips
19:00 <dematerialised> im gonna need to hear doodels radio voice
19:00 <amelia> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/01/Claire_Underwood_House_of_Cards.jpg
19:00 <dematerialised> ohhhhh
19:00 <Doodle> i'll fix em up and stick it on youtube
19:00 <fairyflos> ok
19:00 <Matthew> I just went and caught bulbasaur, clefairy, abra
19:00 <amelia> holey neck
19:00 <fairyflos> pls hurry it is almost time 2 ftb
19:00 <dematerialised> that weird dimple in the neck thing
19:00 <dematerialised> got you now
19:00 <Serenity> my mums collar bones look like that
19:00 <Doodle> what now
19:00 <Doodle> ?
19:00 <Serenity> and she covers them up cause theyre gross
19:00 <Serenity> mental patient
19:00 <fairyflos> yethose are collarbones u can eat cereal out of
19:00 <fairyflos> GRoSD
19:00 <fairyflos> s
19:00 <dematerialised> i tihnk only skinny people have those neck dimples
19:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13726571_10210362830614966_2084335406335175846_n.jpg?oh=2da18dad2357fb4721195233ad2780b5&oe=57EA62EA
20:00 <dematerialised> i am not skinny
20:00 <dematerialised> i have a decent coating of walrus fat
20:00 <fairyflos> rofl Maurice 
20:00 <fairyflos> excellent. 
20:00 <fairyflos> me 2 dematerialised 
20:00 <Serenity> im not skinny n i have decent neck holes
20:00 <fairyflos> lets bump tummies
20:00 <fairyflos> ehee
20:00 <fairyflos> boing
20:00 <dematerialised> boininining
20:00 <dematerialised> we can play our bellies like bongo drums
20:00 <Maurice> I'm watching The Lego Movie and 2 of my kids are in bed and 1 is in his room
20:00 <Maurice> Adulting 101
21:00 <Serenity> i wish it was fucking winter already
21:00 <fairyflos> what
21:00 <dematerialised> it is literally the middle of winter
21:00 <Serenity> errrr
21:00 <Maurice> Uhm, it is winter
21:00 <fairyflos> it is winter
21:00 <Serenity> summer
21:00 <Serenity> roflll
21:00 <fairyflos> lol
21:00 <dematerialised> *literally
21:00 <dematerialised> *the middle
21:00 <dematerialised> *of winter
21:00 <Maurice> Serenity is Olaf, she wants all the warms
21:00 <fairyflos> *ok
21:00 <Maurice> Even if she melts
21:00 <Serenity> i was on two thought patterns just now
21:00 <fairyflos> BEEEEES'LL BUZZ
21:00 <Maurice> KIDS'LL BLOW DANDELION FUZZ
21:00 <fairyflos> KIDS'LL BLOW DANDELION FUZZ
21:00 <Maurice> AND I'LL BE DOING WHATEVER SNOW DOES IN SUMMERRRR
21:00 <fairyflos> eheheheeee
21:00 <GoldSpade> ...
21:00 <Serenity> i was thinking 'i wish it wasnt winter' and 'i wish it was summer right now' at the same time
21:00 <Serenity> hnngg
22:00 <dematerialised> lol
22:00 <Doodle> joinen em together now
22:00 <dematerialised> derp
22:00 <dematerialised> woo!
22:00 <fairyflos> ab got some frozen playdough Maurice 
22:00 <Serenity> that would be shit oto play with
22:00 <fairyflos> we made a pink olaf
22:00 <Maurice> Olaf you're melting! Some people are worth melting for
22:00 <fairyflos> ur shit to play with
22:00 <Serenity> ITS A JOKE YOU FUCKING CUNT
22:00 <fairyflos> lmaoo
22:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity
22:00 <Maurice> I got it
22:00 <fairyflos> i lnow i just gpt it
22:00 <Serenity> gosh
22:00 <fairyflos> cos its frozen.
22:00 <TheRiddler> make a pink potato n call it picard
22:00 <fairyflos> geddit.
23:00 <fairyflos> ALSO
23:00 <fairyflos> Maurice dad took her to see didney on ice
23:00 <Maurice> :o
23:00 <fairyflos> DIDNEY WORL
23:00 <fairyflos> d
23:00 <Maurice> I wonder if my dad will take me to see it
23:00 <fairyflos> which i am grateful for cos D came 2 see me when no pne was home
23:00 <fairyflos> phew
23:00 <fairyflos> felt like a teen again
24:00 <Maurice> Hehe faux saw the d
24:00 <fairyflos> lol
24:00 <Maurice> Do we have a pic yewt
24:00 <Maurice> Yet
24:00 <fairyflos> nah
24:00 <Maurice> Fucking hell you're useless
24:00 <fairyflos> next time ill set up a tripod
24:00 <President_Trump> trumpisking
24:00 <couleurs> marrylynne mumrow
24:00 <fairyflos> OKG COULEURS
24:00 <fairyflos> LOL
24:00 <fairyflos> i saw that earlier
24:00 <fairyflos> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHABFCHSKXNSL
24:00 <TheRiddler> tripod comparison
24:00 <dematerialised> yeah but  ignore the fact uma is a retard
24:00 <Clarkson> Mr_ducati yeh u prob woulda ass raped me
24:00 <dematerialised> she was cute
25:00 <fairyflos> what.
25:00 <couleurs> cootos
25:00 <fairyflos> the chick in the pix?
25:00 <fairyflos> she is hideous
25:00 <fairyflos> r u blind 
25:00 <dematerialised> er no she is beautiful
25:00 <fairyflos> r u joken me rn
25:00 <fairyflos> i hope youre being funny again cos ewcok
25:00 <dematerialised> i will joken your face in a minute :3
25:00 <fairyflos> ew ok*
26:00 <fairyflos> also ewcok
26:00 <couleurs> ewoks
26:00 <dematerialised> haha
26:00 <fairyflos> except doodles
26:00 <fairyflos> his is fabulous 
26:00 <Doodle> o/`
26:00 <fairyflos> lol
26:00 <dematerialised> is it like the lochnest monster and all you see is the tip? then the rest comes out of hiding in the bushes and you're like cor blimey!
27:00 <fairyflos> lochnest
27:00 <TheRiddler> "lets get a bit closer"
27:00 <fairyflos> lollll @ cor blomey
27:00 <fairyflos> i
27:00 <fairyflos> also blomey
27:00 <TheRiddler> blow me
27:00 <fairyflos> yes
27:00 <fairyflos> tt
27:00 <fairyflos> ty
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <dematerialised> if faux had a dick i'd probably suck it
27:00 <fairyflos> me 2
28:00 <TheRiddler> self felatio
28:00 <couleurs> who's havin' a barber queue
28:00 <fairyflos> id tongue me cockhole
28:00 <dematerialised> dunno bout a barber queue but im craving some icecream right baout now
28:00 <couleurs> Nice.
28:00 <fairyflos> i just smashed boiled egg whites
28:00 <dematerialised> speaking of barber queues though i might get my head shorn tomorrow
29:00 <Maurice> The whites are the worst bit
29:00 <dematerialised> wrong
29:00 <fairyflos> what
29:00 <fairyflos> sif
29:00 <TheRiddler> shorn shane
29:00 <fairyflos> theyre delicioso
29:00 <dematerialised> the best part of the egg is all of it
29:00 <couleurs> i had a dutch syrup waffle aka stroopwafel and it was DELICIOUS HOLY SHIT 10/10 would eat always and forever
29:00 <Serenity> ^^
29:00 <fairyflos> i dont like boiled yolk
29:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifgEjv27fe0
29:00 <fairyflos> but i like it scrambled
29:00 <President_Trump> just eat the whole egg one mouthful like a true og
29:00 <Serenity> next week when i get out of hosp im going to eat like 12 boiled eggs
29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: I LOVE EGG (english version) Views: 118,935 Uploader: anjelyfication Uploaded: Jan 15, 2011 Duration: 1m15s Rating: 4.85
29:00 <Maurice> I love the boiled yolk
30:00 <fairyflos> u r a cunt cunt cunt cunt a bit fat stinkin cunt
30:00 <fairyflos> good Maurice  u can have mine
30:00 <Maurice> One of my kids only likes the yolk and my sister only likes the white, they could potentially share a boiled egg..
30:00 <fairyflos> but they're in teh bin now
30:00 <dematerialised> popular and so complete in every way!
30:00 <dematerialised> i am egg
30:00 <fairyflos> next Toime
30:00 <TheRiddler> what about if the yolk is gooey in the very center
30:00 <fairyflos> thats nobbad
30:00 <fairyflos> but i suck and never get it right
30:00 <dematerialised> egg i really love you like the sky a-bove!
30:00 <fairyflos> so its always dry
31:00 <Serenity> i soft boil eggs for my salads so i can use the yolk as a dressing
31:00 <Serenity> and its delicious
31:00 <couleurs> http://wafelhaus.weebly.com/uploads/2/5/2/1/25216428/4270072_orig.jpg
31:00 <fairyflos> yum couleurs 
31:00 <fairyflos> fuk u
31:00 <Clarkson> lol dick eight inches rounod
31:00 <fairyflos> i want waffles now
31:00 <dematerialised> yeah thats me Clarkson
31:00 <fairyflos> w bacon
31:00 <Clarkson> lol yeh easy ass bogan shit
31:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
31:00 <Serenity> godd
32:00 <Serenity> ok thats my meal next week
32:00 <Serenity> 12 eggs and bacon
32:00 <fairyflos> lol
32:00 <dematerialised> correct
32:00 <Serenity> all the bacon
32:00 <couleurs> i'm sorry :~)
32:00 <fairyflos> we had bacon and egg sangas the other day
32:00 <dematerialised> basically just eat as much of both as possible until your gullet is actually full
32:00 <TheRiddler> clarkson just said demat's hole is 8" round
32:00 <Clarkson> thats just your spicy vagina
32:00 <TheRiddler> oh
32:00 <fairyflos> i havent cooked once in 2 weeks
32:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
32:00 <fairyflos> vacay
32:00 <TheRiddler> spicy vagina
32:00 <dematerialised> i said my hole was 8" around riddler and someone else lol'd at it
32:00 <dematerialised> clarkson is copying the lol'd
32:00 <Clarkson> i want to put it in a girls pussy
32:00 <Serenity> all my chins are gone now and I have a saggy neck like a pelican
33:00 <Serenity> im gonna see if i can fill it up
33:00 <fairyflos> with dix
33:00 <Serenity> no wiv bacon
33:00 <fairyflos> bacon covered dix
33:00 <dematerialised> nah pretty sure with dicks
33:00 <Serenity> fuck you both
33:00 <Serenity> cunts
33:00 <fairyflos> k
33:00 <fairyflos> im down
33:00 <dematerialised> ok if you insist
33:00 <Serenity> not while ur on the blob lady
33:00 <fairyflos> fuck
33:00 <dematerialised> :o
33:00 <fairyflos> i forgot im raggin
34:00 <dematerialised> personal
34:00 <TheRiddler> steal ppls purses and conceal it in your neck
34:00 <fairyflos> rofl
34:00 <dematerialised> LOL
34:00 <Serenity> fucking hell ash
34:00 <Serenity> lol
34:00 <fairyflos> lmaoooooo
34:00 <dematerialised> oh god im choking on laughter
34:00 <dematerialised> that was so good
34:00 <fairyflos> same but im tryingto be quiet
34:00 <fairyflos> so im mfmfmfmff'ing from me nose
35:00 <fairyflos> ash has the best one liners
35:00 <dematerialised> indeed
35:00 <TheRiddler> I practice
35:00 <fairyflos> LOL
35:00 <fairyflos> in front of teh mirror?
35:00 <Serenity> with a hairbrush
35:00 <fairyflos> CuTe
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <couleurs> where does he put the hairbrush doe ;)
36:00 <fairyflos> ehee
37:00 <fairyflos> in his peehole
37:00 <dematerialised> just a reminder
37:00 <dematerialised> SRBIJA JAK !
37:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIcxqVRLEWI
37:00 <fairyflos> then he groomsthebdog
37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: SERBIA STRONG! Views: 817,546 Uploader: Kocayine Uploaded: Jun 13, 2013 Duration: 3m39s Rating: 4.66
37:00 <TheRiddler> the bog
37:00 <TheRiddler> too poor for a toilet brush and a dildo
37:00 <Clarkson> well no shit how do u lace the other one up :/
38:00 <dematerialised> srpski vojnik!
39:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idBCwK0LYA8
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Republiko Srpska Views: 45,173 Uploader: Kocayine Uploaded: Sep 24, 2015 Duration: 3m18s Rating: 4.61
39:00 <dematerialised> this song makes me swell with pride every time
39:00 <dematerialised> i am so proud
39:00 <dematerialised> god bless the heroes kozara
41:00 <Doodle> sounds like boney m
41:00 <dematerialised> its such a moving song though
41:00 <dematerialised> srpski is strong
41:00 <Doodle> its all in gook or some shit
41:00 <dematerialised> excuse me its serbian
41:00 <dematerialised> my mother tongue
41:00 <dematerialised> dont be rude
41:00 <Doodle> yeah
41:00 <Doodle> croatian
41:00 <Doodle> i meant
41:00 <dematerialised> :|
42:00 <Doodle> :D
42:00 <dematerialised> i will cut you
42:00 <Doodle> haha
42:00 <Doodle> DONT THEY GET EXCITED
43:00 <dematerialised> a serb wont sell himself for wheat
43:00 <dematerialised> that's what makes me different
43:00 <Serenity> wait ur serb?
43:00 <dematerialised> i thought you knew?
43:00 <Serenity> no haha
43:00 <Serenity> why arent you hairy like marko
43:00 <dematerialised> ...
43:00 <Doodle> this is more rousing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lE2B8PfsvGk
43:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tiga // Shoes Views: 1,476,374 Uploader: Tiga Uploaded: Apr 10, 2009 Duration: 3m59s Rating: 4.81
43:00 <dematerialised> honestly sezz
43:00 <dematerialised> after what i told you
43:00 <Serenity> what rofl
43:00 <Doodle> also sezz's favourite song
43:00 <dematerialised> about me and IRC
44:00 <Serenity> oh eff you
44:00 <dematerialised> haahahaha
44:00 <Doodle> hehe
44:00 <Serenity> lolll doodle that song
44:00 <Doodle> he is really a polack
44:00 <Doodle> haha
44:00 <Doodle> its a good song!
44:00 <Serenity> woahhh im headin back to 92
45:00 <Doodle> rooster hates it
45:00 <Doodle> so it must be good
45:00 <dematerialised> i would totally crank this in the car
46:00 <couleurs> lol that song
46:00 <couleurs> the video is amasing 2
46:00 <dematerialised> the guy looks like my teammate at work
46:00 <Doodle> lol
47:00 <Doodle> its the new chinese national anthem 
47:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Yello - Oh Yeah.mp3 (4.18MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:34)
48:00 <dematerialised> republika srpska you noble fairy, krajina is your falcon wing
48:00 <Doodle> wut did u call me
48:00 <dematerialised> should you be attacked from any side, the heroes of kozara will defend you!
49:00 <dematerialised> serbian folk music is far better than any arabic nasheed i've listened to
49:00 <dematerialised> islamic*
50:00 <Doodle> its all wailing
50:00 <dematerialised> there was one particularly good one that i liked though
50:00 <dematerialised> wonder if i can find it
50:00 <dematerialised> ayyyyy!
50:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZjPrcBbRQs
50:00 <dematerialised> pretty good
50:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Nasheed Saleel Sawarim - 1 hour [Jaybee special] Views: 84,849 Uploader: Skapudke Uploaded: Mar 7, 2015 Duration: 63m18s Rating: 4.36
52:00 <dematerialised> the best bit is when the swords clash
52:00 <dematerialised> signifying strength in battle
53:00 <amelia> cant stop watchin vid of some lil kid gettin smacked in the head wif water balloon
54:00 <dematerialised> you should listen to serbian national music and islamic nasheeds like me
54:00 <dematerialised> much better
54:00 <amelia> my mama listens to Croatian music
54:00 <amelia> does my fuckin head in
54:00 <Serenity> you should whatsapp me your knob
54:00 <dematerialised> is it as proud as the song i linked above?
54:00 <amelia> I am not willing to click
54:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idBCwK0LYA8 <-- proudest serbian song
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Republiko Srpska Views: 45,173 Uploader: Kocayine Uploaded: Sep 24, 2015 Duration: 3m18s Rating: 4.61
55:00 <dematerialised> legitimately makes me feel strong and proud
55:00 <dematerialised> and grateful
55:00 <TheRiddler> russian folk songs are best
55:00 <amelia> you nobel faerie
55:00 <dematerialised> yes!
56:00 <Serenity> this isnt taking pictures of your knob
56:00 <dematerialised> for you once again i am back in formation amelia
56:00 <dematerialised> are you proud?
56:00 <TheRiddler> amelia's favourite folk song is something is not right
56:00 <TheRiddler> :p
56:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahhaa
56:00 <amelia> huh
56:00 <dematerialised> please tell me you are proud
56:00 <dematerialised> don't laugh at me
56:00 <dematerialised> this is serious
56:00 <dematerialised> you will make me cry
56:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgqJSxviu6Q
56:00 <amelia> well...
57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Madeline - Something Is Not Right Views: 34,968 Uploader: Duskglow Uploaded: Nov 4, 2012 Duration: 1m33s Rating: 4.73
57:00 <amelia> i am amused
57:00 <amelia> not proud tho soz
57:00 <dematerialised> amused is not the right response
57:00 <dematerialised> this fills my heart with heavy sadness amelia
57:00 <amelia> AAHAHA I'm madeline I'm madelineeeee
57:00 <TheRiddler> am I right?
57:00 <dematerialised> :(
57:00 <amelia> i will kick your heart
57:00 <dematerialised> :'(
57:00 <amelia> can i has it as a pillow
57:00 <dematerialised> im not sure now
57:00 <amelia> do i get ma fkn lullaby tonight or wot
57:00 <TheRiddler> heart shaped pillow
58:00 <dematerialised> yeah no you don't get lullabys anymore
58:00 <dematerialised> fuckwits ruined that for you
58:00 <amelia> godamnit
58:00 <amelia> trump way to ruin my life jerk
58:00 <amelia> fat fuckhead
58:00 <dematerialised> if you gets whatsapp though i will sing one for you
59:00 <amelia> tempting
59:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq_J2C6Hrz0
59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sve Dzamije u Oblake Lete Views: 620,100 Uploader: Kocayine Uploaded: May 13, 2014 Duration: 2m18s Rating: 4.12
59:00 <dematerialised> no one is as strong as a serb
59:00 <dematerialised> this is fact
59:00 <dematerialised> not even allah or virgin mary can save you
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