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00:07:00 <Serenity> mauriiice
00:07:00 <Maurice> Hulloooo
00:19:00 <President_Trump> I AM THE ALPHA
00:19:00 <amelia> alpha fuckwit
00:22:00 <Loof> http://viocastsoundsystem.com/
00:23:00 <Loof> ^ my latest website, show is on now if you click Tune In
00:23:00 <Loof> also has chat to request songs
00:23:00 <Loof> :)
00:56:00 <President_Trump> lolollllllllllllll @ ^pHANTOM^
00:56:00 <President_Trump> #1 loser
00:56:00 <^pHANTOM^> ?
00:56:00 <President_Trump> how many pizzas did u cook tonight?
00:57:00 <^pHANTOM^> ive already answered you, if you can fucking read..
00:57:00 <Clarkson> how fucking good are frosty fruits
01:03:00 <TheRiddler> damn
01:04:00 <TheRiddler> that was last night clarky
01:04:00 <Clarkson> it tasted like crap so i just tipped it down the sink
01:04:00 <TheRiddler> you monster clarky
01:04:00 <Clarkson> go fuck some whore you have to pay two grand for homo.
01:05:00 <TheRiddler> how does that work clarky
01:05:00 <Clarkson> [08:34:45] but yeh , xtines facebook page , shes psting em to me in links cos I sure as hell wasnt interested in searching for pics from the olden days
01:11:00 <TheRiddler> ok
01:11:00 <TheRiddler> I saw independence day 2
01:11:00 <TheRiddler> I give it 2.5 out of 5 tiggiers
01:12:00 <TheRiddler> it's just like the first 1
01:13:00 <TheRiddler> just as cheesey
01:14:00 <TheRiddler> still more entertaining than batman vs superman
01:17:00 <Loof> which is still more entertaining than you
01:19:00 <Tiggier> ugh
02:16:00 <Tiggier> sezz
02:16:00 <Tiggier> you awake?
14:12:00 <MrMark> boo!
14:33:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
14:35:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/13566952_1140854129270828_2777252859205035251_n.jpg?oh=9c91a412e360529b0a9bb7862c263536&oe=57F51384
14:37:00 <gs69azza> skwattz
14:40:00 <gs69azza> butt
14:40:00 <faux> butr
14:41:00 <faux> i cant believe its not butr
14:41:00 <gs69azza> i was typing the same thing
14:41:00 <faux> lol
14:41:00 <faux> whats up
14:41:00 <gs69azza> not much really
14:41:00 <gs69azza> just eating some almonds
14:41:00 <faux> o ye
14:41:00 <gs69azza> kinda keen to go home
14:42:00 <gs69azza> this week I do the 8-4 shift... first day, meeting at 3.30
14:42:00 <faux> i been staying at dada
14:42:00 <gs69azza> fkn kents
14:42:00 <faux> dads*
14:42:00 <gs69azza> oh yeah?
14:42:00 <faux> since friday
14:42:00 <faux> oui
14:42:00 <gs69azza> hows that been?
14:42:00 <faux> goodies
14:42:00 <gs69azza> nice
14:42:00 <faux> been spending heaps of time w me sissy
14:42:00 <gs69azza> noice
14:42:00 <gs69azza> how cold is it today hey
14:43:00 <faux> yeah the morning was nuts
14:43:00 <gs69azza> i'm still wearing a beanie
14:43:00 <faux> dads house is an igloo
14:43:00 <gs69azza> boo-urns
14:43:00 <faux> even in summer its cool in here so wnter is heaps diff thancmy place
14:43:00 <gs69azza> same area?
14:44:00 <gs69azza> im moving back to gong
14:45:00 <faux> yah
14:45:00 <faux> near me
14:46:00 <faux> i think im gonna nap before me sis gets back from school and exhausts me to death wanting to play
14:46:00 <faux> lol
14:46:00 <faux> ttys x
14:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
14:49:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
14:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
14:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
14:50:00 <TheRiddler> not much
14:50:00 <TheRiddler> a day of updating computers
14:51:00 <TheRiddler> you?
14:51:00 <MrMark> yawn
14:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> fun times
14:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> went n’ saw findid dory wif ze daughter
14:51:00 <MrMark> fun in the sun
14:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> had some lunch, went shopping
14:52:00 <TheRiddler> cool
14:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> now she is relaxing on ze ipda…. hard life for a 6 yr old :P
14:52:00 <TheRiddler> I saw independence day 2 last night
14:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> good?
14:53:00 <TheRiddler> it's ok
14:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah might d/l it
14:53:00 <TheRiddler> entertaining but cheesey
14:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
14:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> thought as muvh
14:54:00 <MrMark> mmmmmmmmmmmmm cheese
14:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya cheese is good
14:55:00 <MrMark> cheese and bacon is better
14:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya, if in the mood
14:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> im in the mood for a nana nap
14:58:00 <MrMark> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
14:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> mark, do you always drink?
14:59:00 <MrMark> burp
14:59:00 <MrMark> fart
15:10:00 <zaim> cum
15:13:00 <MrMark> jizz
15:14:00 <MrMark> splooge
15:16:00 <Floss> [12:13] <Fennec_Fox> do you put out?
15:16:00 <Floss> good grief
15:20:00 <MrMark> Jesus Hairy Christ on a bicycle
15:22:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/StmGbEq.jpg
15:35:00 <TheRon> hi
15:37:00 <MrMark> music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15:37:00 <TheRon> as the days go by
15:38:00 <MrMark> Daryl
15:39:00 <MrMark> Braithwaite
15:39:00 <TheRon> yes!
15:41:00 <TheRon> bit early but alright
15:41:00 <MrMark> i have 3 days off work!!!woot!!
15:41:00 <MrMark> not too early for me!!!
15:42:00 <TheRon> won't someone lend me a helpinh hand
15:42:00 <MrMark> Screming Jets
15:42:00 <MrMark> awesome
15:42:00 <MrMark> Screaming Jets
15:43:00 <MrMark> rock on!!!
15:50:00 <MrMark> rock on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15:52:00 <TheRon> never gonna fall for modern love
15:57:00 <MrMark> fart
15:57:00 <TheRon> it's friday i'm in love
16:02:00 <MrMark> oooer
16:05:00 <TheRon> khe sanh]
16:06:00 <MrMark> Cold
16:06:00 <MrMark> Chisel
16:07:00 <TheRon> australian national anthem
16:07:00 <TheRon> about a place in nam
16:07:00 <MrMark> nah
16:07:00 <MrMark> Icehouse........Great Southern Land is our anthem
16:08:00 <TheRon> paul kell- to her door?
16:12:00 <TheRon> it's only the beginning
16:13:00 <MrMark> that too
16:15:00 <TheRon> libs 68 alp 67
16:15:00 <TheRon> fuck it
16:15:00 <Clarkson> stop coming up with this retard things KennyRogers
16:16:00 <TheRon> he being the gambler?
16:17:00 <MrMark> Concrete Blonde............Joey
16:17:00 <TheRon> nice!
16:18:00 <MrMark> i love the song with all my heart
16:20:00 <TheRon> every single saturday is father's day
16:32:00 <TheRon> MrMark: solid rock
16:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
16:40:00 <TheRon> cheap wine and three day growth
16:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like flame trees
16:40:00 <MrMark> all good songs
16:41:00 <MrMark> Cold Chisel legendary
16:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew dat
16:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> what’s ya fave mark?
16:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> or do you like marrkymark?
16:42:00 <MrMark> my fav is Icehouse
16:42:00 <TheRon> hey little girl
16:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO9909uexu8
16:42:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Marky Mark feat The Funky Bunch - Good Vibrations Views: 2,087,300 Uploader: вит Ñад Uploaded: Jun 7, 2014 Duration: 2m37s Rating: 4.81
16:42:00 <TheRon> any songs by flowers?
16:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> icehouse….what song?
16:42:00 <MrMark> yes
16:43:00 <MrMark> All off Man Of Colours Album
16:43:00 <TheRon> australian crawl - beautiful people
16:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> showin ya age dude
16:44:00 <MrMark> thank u
16:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:44:00 <MrMark> im 42
16:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
16:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> that explains it then lol
16:45:00 <MrMark> -what?
16:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> music tastes
16:45:00 <MrMark> i love 80s
16:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah 8-’s os pretty good
16:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> 0
16:47:00 <TheRon> downhearted, broken dreams that never started
16:49:00 <TheRon> i graduated high school in 1996
16:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> 99 ere
16:51:00 <TheRon> faux is still in high school apparently
16:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
16:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> she doesuni
16:51:00 <TheRon> sorry i forgot the :P
16:53:00 <TheRon> so what's the baby coming out scoreboard up to now?
16:53:00 <TheRon> how many days
16:56:00 <Doodle> how do u know her baby is gay, he might never come out
16:56:00 <Doodle> /dad
16:57:00 <TheRon> the government is cancelling christmas this year
16:57:00 <TheRon> can't find three wise men
16:57:00 <Doodle> 457
16:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> what doodle said!
16:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> wish he was out now.He feels like a fat hef!
16:59:00 <TheRon> doodle was a fully grown baby
16:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> and, i can’t eat 900 cheese burgers
16:59:00 <Doodle> i still am
17:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
17:00:00 <TheRon> for his first b'day he asked for a dirty big tatoo of a nude chick
17:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh really
17:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> time to put the ice pipe down, aye :P
17:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> side news
17:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> me mum comes down tomoz!
17:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yassss
17:01:00 <TheRon> school hols in nsw?
17:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup
17:03:00 <TheRon> taking the bro's kids to the winter lights thing at sovereign hill on weds
17:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> cool bananas
17:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think mum is taking the child for a few days… bonus!
17:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> start mat leave next Monday
17:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yew
17:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> then Jack arrives shortly after
17:04:00 <Doodle> lol about time
17:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:05:00 <Doodle> i thought he would drop while ur at work
17:05:00 <TheRon> ahh jack lives here
17:05:00 <Doodle> BAM
17:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah lol - hubby was like ah… wen are you actually leaving work
17:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> h
17:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> but, i only work part time and im on light duties… the biggest effort is actually getting to and from work
17:06:00 <TheRon> chained to a desk?
17:06:00 <Loof> public transport?
17:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope, not chained
17:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeh i public transport
17:06:00 <TheRon> interviewing some perps?
17:06:00 <Loof> that must suck
17:07:00 <Loof> sorry to hear it man
17:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’ve already got me replacement
17:07:00 <TheRon> might not be invited back
17:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
17:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> they wanted me to ‘consider’ coming back early
17:08:00 <Loof> beer o'clock
17:08:00 <Loof> i think
17:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was like ah…. um you serious?
17:08:00 <TheRon> loof a bit late
17:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> HELL NO!
17:08:00 <Loof> i don't drink all day unlike some :P
17:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> heaps of peeps have resigned in the past month
17:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> and work is ‘streamling processes’
17:09:00 <Loof> plus i'm only having two tiny little cans
17:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> give a fuck… legally a position needs to be kept for me
17:10:00 <TheRon> greanades?
17:10:00 <TheRon> liberals will get rid of mat leave
17:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> prob, cunts
17:36:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/13615217_10153683112948202_6499368841957280996_n.jpg?oh=cb51a82ba489fda8e22ecdc8e6449a07&oe=57F641A8&__gda__=1475070398_a3e8d5ba18a94ac1e5f9f31bd9f08396
17:59:00 <GoldSpade> ame
17:59:00 <amelia> wot up
18:00:00 <GoldSpade> the sky
18:00:00 <GoldSpade> hhuhuhuhu
18:00:00 <amelia> dork
18:00:00 <GoldSpade> I thought it was funny
18:01:00 <amelia> haha
18:01:00 <GoldSpade> good weather for whatever hey
18:02:00 <amelia> its damn cold as hek
18:02:00 <amelia> apparently was 10 degrees today
18:02:00 <GoldSpade> no wonder I was so cold down there
18:03:00 <amelia> down where
18:04:00 <GoldSpade> down there
18:04:00 <GoldSpade> huhhuhuhh
18:06:00 <GoldSpade> nah not reallly...I got thick underpants
18:06:00 <GoldSpade> themal wear
18:06:00 <GoldSpade> thermal
18:06:00 <amelia> hahaha
18:06:00 <amelia> shrinkage
18:06:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
18:07:00 <GoldSpade> yea that happens someitmes
18:07:00 <GoldSpade> go from being 6 inch...to nothing at all
18:07:00 <GoldSpade> its like...hello where are you !
18:07:00 <amelia> ok woah that is def a lot of info
18:07:00 <amelia> thnx for da honesty pal
18:08:00 <GoldSpade> heehe...im doing it for Serenity as well
18:08:00 <amelia> yes she does enjoy the dick talk
18:08:00 <GoldSpade> yeah she banned me from the perth channel for life
18:09:00 <GoldSpade> not that I care
18:09:00 <GoldSpade> not planning any meet up sex
18:09:00 <GoldSpade> never again!
18:10:00 <amelia> noperth4u
18:10:00 <GoldSpade> that sounds like a good name for a new chat room
18:11:00 <GoldSpade> perth asses
18:11:00 <GoldSpade> huhuh
18:11:00 <GoldSpade> hey Serenity
18:11:00 <GoldSpade> :P
18:12:00 <GoldSpade> she must be asleep after being on the all night
18:12:00 <amelia> on the wot
18:12:00 <amelia> you're gonna get in trouble
18:12:00 <GoldSpade> wtf am I saying...net \
18:13:00 <GoldSpade> net all night
18:14:00 <GoldSpade> ive been in trouble all my life
18:14:00 <GoldSpade> could never keep out of it
18:14:00 <amelia> wots for dinner
18:14:00 <GoldSpade> you
18:14:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
18:14:00 <amelia> you wish jellyfish
18:15:00 <GoldSpade> hmm good qustion
18:15:00 <GoldSpade> I could have steak
18:15:00 <GoldSpade> or pancakes
18:15:00 <GoldSpade> or hmm
18:15:00 <amelia> ye steak is good
18:15:00 <GoldSpade> fish fillets if I got some
18:15:00 <amelia> STEAK
18:15:00 <GoldSpade> yeah
18:16:00 <GoldSpade> good idea
18:16:00 <GoldSpade> steak is good
18:16:00 <GoldSpade> I like the small filits..because they dont contain much fat
18:16:00 <GoldSpade> like the big fillits do
18:16:00 <amelia> are you lean
18:16:00 <GoldSpade> yes
18:17:00 <amelia> pic
18:17:00 <GoldSpade> ive already shown you!
18:17:00 <amelia> wot
18:17:00 <GoldSpade> gosh
18:17:00 <amelia> when
18:17:00 <GoldSpade> awhile ago
18:17:00 <amelia> are you sure
18:17:00 <GoldSpade> surely you can remember
18:17:00 <amelia> show body
18:18:00 <GoldSpade> why
18:18:00 <amelia> want to see lean
18:19:00 <GoldSpade> I only have the one at the moment...soon
18:19:00 <Serenity> would you wipe the drool off your chin you half witted spastic.
18:19:00 <amelia> Aahahah
18:19:00 <GoldSpade> haha hi Serenity
18:19:00 <Serenity> dont mention my name unless im speaking to you which I can tell you right now will be never
18:19:00 <GoldSpade> ok
18:20:00 <GoldSpade> thats ok
18:20:00 <partay> lol
18:20:00 <amelia> you got busted
18:20:00 <GoldSpade> oooll me bad
18:20:00 <GoldSpade> spank!
18:20:00 <partay> GoldSpank
18:20:00 <GoldSpade> lol
18:20:00 <Serenity> its funny if someone like amelia says im always here but from someone like him who is quite literally never not here.. its fucking annoying
18:20:00 <Clarkson> ITs fucking awesome :))
18:20:00 <partay> amelia are you lean ?
18:21:00 <Serenity> she a tree stump
18:21:00 <amelia> ahahhahaaha
18:21:00 <partay> lol
18:21:00 <amelia> no i am not lean
18:21:00 <GoldSpade> Im gonna petend to be a tree
18:21:00 <partay> just mean
18:21:00 <amelia> i am slim but i have thick hips, thighs, ass n tits
18:21:00 <Clarkson> i dont fucking like him
18:22:00 <amelia> i can't shake the fat from those areas
18:22:00 <partay> its hard
18:22:00 <GoldSpade> so you are size 12 amelia
18:22:00 <amelia> i am size 10
18:22:00 <GoldSpade> nothing wrong with that
18:22:00 <amelia> never said there was
18:22:00 <GoldSpade> I know
18:22:00 <amelia> i like size 10
18:23:00 <GoldSpade> size 10 is good
18:23:00 <partay> GoldSpade do yoou have the picard look ?
18:23:00 <GoldSpade> hahah the wtf look?
18:23:00 <partay> you know .. like a potato
18:23:00 <amelia> fat pink head basically
18:23:00 <partay> lol
18:23:00 <amelia> with tufts or ranga hair
18:23:00 <GoldSpade> is he the guy with the red looking face
18:23:00 <partay> and bulbous
18:23:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
18:24:00 <amelia> yas dat is him
18:24:00 <amelia> he always so flushed
18:24:00 <Serenity> last time i was at spudshed i was gonna take a pic of the pile of pink potatoes
18:24:00 <partay> cos he probably has high blood pressue
18:24:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAAHA
18:24:00 <Serenity> and be all picards family reunion
18:24:00 <partay> and diabeties
18:24:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon is picard doin @ WA spudshed
18:24:00 <Serenity> loool
18:26:00 <partay> im old than pictard and out 20% less body fat
18:26:00 <Serenity> i love when he calls TheRiddler fat
18:27:00 <Serenity> its like really dude...
18:27:00 <partay> lol
18:27:00 <Serenity> like.. reaalllyy
18:27:00 <partay> anyone fat
18:27:00 <partay> or ugly
18:27:00 <Serenity> that'd be like me calling amelia fat
18:27:00 <partay> or anything really
18:27:00 <amelia> aahahahaha
18:29:00 <ShadowLurker> jabba the hut has less body fat than picard
18:35:00 <dematerialised> hello @ amelia bye @ amelia
18:36:00 <amelia> hai bai @ chu demats
18:36:00 <amelia> fanks 4da chat
18:54:00 <TheRiddler> Crap
18:54:00 <TheRiddler> Should of bought more sushi
18:55:00 <amelia> zasheh
18:55:00 <amelia> wot flayva flayva
18:55:00 <TheRiddler> Hai
18:55:00 <TheRiddler> Katsu chicken and avocado
18:56:00 <partay> TheRiddler snap
18:56:00 <partay> good combo
18:56:00 <TheRiddler> Also got some veggie sushi
18:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
18:58:00 <TheRiddler> Wb kk
18:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> fanks
18:58:00 <partay> then katatonic_kate01 did us both
18:58:00 <TheRiddler> I just had sushi
18:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> *blushes*
18:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> I had chinese
18:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> honey chicken n’ fried rice
18:58:00 <TheRiddler> I'm still hungry
18:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah im not. I feel like im gonna explode
18:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure I didn’t eat that much… just no room, i guess :P
18:59:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
18:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> # first world problems + pregnancy
18:59:00 <partay> the cook made some chicken wraps with sweet chili sauce
18:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice
19:00:00 <amelia> katsu chicken & avo!
19:00:00 <amelia> yummmm
19:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> no avo
19:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> mayo
19:00:00 <amelia> oh no i meant TheRiddlers sushi
19:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> still…. no avo!
19:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> sometimes they put a whole avo on and im like ew yuck!
19:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> too… slimey
19:02:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
19:03:00 <Jimbo> hai2u
19:04:00 <TheRiddler> I tried to look for acrylic paint thinner in town but couldn't find any
19:04:00 <partay> the avg IQ of the channel just dropped 25 points
19:04:00 <partay> TheRiddler the answer to tat question is Bunnings
19:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> for drinking riddler?
19:05:00 <TheRiddler> It's water based acrylic
19:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> water based acrylic… ask faux
19:05:00 <TheRiddler> For model painting
19:06:00 <TheRiddler> Oh well
19:06:00 <Jimbo> water based is the best for painting your innards
19:06:00 <Jimbo> ok
19:07:00 <TheRiddler> I'll have to get it online
19:07:00 <Jimbo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcPe92wzr14
19:07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: SpongeBong HempPants All episodes Views: 42,931 Uploader: ad31am31 Uploaded: Mar 28, 2012 Duration: 10m1s Rating: 4.33
19:07:00 <TheRiddler> .
19:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> google it riddler, um sure you could get something at bunnings
19:08:00 <TheRiddler> Have to wait till I get back home
19:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you out at the shops now?
19:10:00 <TheRiddler> Yep
19:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> google then!
19:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe… some…. nail polish remover?
19:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> I have an art crush on this dude….http://anthonylister.com/
19:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is pretty awesome
19:14:00 <faux> wait what
19:14:00 <faux> water based paint
19:14:00 <faux> as in latex paint?
19:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> water based acrylic i think he said
19:14:00 <faux> you just thin it with water?
19:18:00 <TheRiddler> Ok
19:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd! my child is crazy with face time
19:19:00 <TheRiddler> I found half were solid and hard
19:19:00 <WhoMadeWho> your data provider will love you
19:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
19:20:00 <WhoMadeWho> because they want you to spend ALL THE GIGS
19:20:00 <TheRiddler> They weren't sealed properly
19:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> wifi
19:21:00 <kelly19> hmmm
19:22:00 <WhoMadeWho> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
19:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> things that make you go hmmmm
19:25:00 <TheRiddler> I want to fap lol
19:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot!
19:25:00 <TheRiddler> Can't fap in the car though
19:25:00 <WhoMadeWho> yes you can
19:25:00 <MrMark> im pissewd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:25:00 <WhoMadeWho> its possible
19:26:00 <WhoMadeWho> garn, give it a try and report your findings
19:26:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
19:26:00 <WhoMadeWho> manual car is much more challenge
19:27:00 <WhoMadeWho> hands going everywhere....hard to keep stroke in time
19:28:00 <Lumeah> try it anyway.. work on your timing
19:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> how about no.
19:34:00 <kelly19> hehe
19:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> The child has scented texters…. and is asking me to sniff notes she is writing me :|
19:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> funniest thing is they’re called doodle scents :|
19:39:00 <Doodle> 'i wrote that one with my butt'
19:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> i knew it
19:39:00 <couleurs> :)
19:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is…. a ‘barn yard’ scent… smells like death
19:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a brick oven…. wtf
19:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> smells like burnt hair
19:40:00 <CLOWN> sup amelia
19:43:00 <Doodle> lol sounds lovely
19:43:00 <amelia> yo sapnin
19:43:00 <Doodle> curtains tomoz gertie
19:43:00 <Doodle> no more peepn toms
19:44:00 <CLOWN> fukn heaps
19:44:00 <CLOWN> yaself
19:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> beef ones?
19:44:00 <Doodle> lol no
19:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> aw damn
19:45:00 <amelia> weeeeeee its curtain time
19:45:00 <amelia> nuffin loopy, jus lookin for shoes
19:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s curtain, it’s cutrian time!
19:47:00 <CLOWN> shoes aye find me a pair well ya lookin plz!
19:47:00 <amelia> no soz its all about me
19:47:00 <amelia> I'm finkin adidas
19:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> tigers FTW
19:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> come on
19:48:00 <CLOWN> i got adidas hoodie on now
19:48:00 <TheRiddler> All day I dream about sex?
19:48:00 <CLOWN> go nike
19:48:00 <amelia> i got everyfink Nike
19:48:00 <TheRiddler> -korn
19:49:00 <amelia> i want lil adidas ones i can wear casual wif jeans
19:49:00 <WhoMadeWho> puma.....poofter under medical attention
19:49:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
19:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:49:00 <WhoMadeWho> sorry to the gay community
19:50:00 <CLOWN> ok buy from sports direct
19:50:00 <TheRiddler> Do 1 for nike
19:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> just do it
19:51:00 <couleurs> :p
19:54:00 <TheRiddler> I bought jam n cream donuts
19:54:00 <couleurs> ;)
19:54:00 <WhoMadeWho> i wonder how many teaspoons of sugar are in one jam and cream donut......more than a can of coke ?
19:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> not a fan of jam donuts
19:55:00 <amelia> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ea/03/65/ea0365fe9148e17a1dbd44bc818f1283.jpg
19:55:00 <TheRiddler> Probably
19:55:00 <partay> Doodle you'll have to show pics of your playboy grotto
19:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> caramel slice is prob me fave
19:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> (today)
19:55:00 <amelia> they wouldn't go wif jeans but they cute ye or na
19:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> amelia - thug wear
19:56:00 <amelia> ahahahaaha
19:56:00 <amelia> gimme all yo cakes
19:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckin’ sif m8
19:56:00 <amelia> hahaha
19:56:00 <TheRiddler> They look like they were found at an op shop
19:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:57:00 <TheRiddler> Speaking of I have an old new balance shoe box
19:57:00 <WhoMadeWho> mississippi mud cake is my fave....but not many can actually make it properly....it has to be moist throughout with chokky goodness....too many make them dry like a sponge cake
19:57:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha
19:57:00 <amelia> eww you said the m word
19:57:00 <WhoMadeWho> mud ?
19:58:00 <amelia> starts wif m, ends with oist
19:58:00 <WhoMadeWho> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
19:58:00 <WhoMadeWho> like an excited vagina
19:58:00 <amelia> ahahah ohhhhhhh
19:58:00 <TheRiddler> Amelia likes the word squirt
19:58:00 <amelia> AAHHAHAA I really do
19:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.onitsukatiger.com/au/en-au/mexico-66/p/0010228136.9001 <— ive got these ones
19:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> and yellow ones
19:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> and red ones
19:59:00 <amelia> yucky
19:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> so comfie
19:59:00 <amelia> do not likes
19:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> SMD thug
19:59:00 <amelia> cant catch me in ma nikes n adidas ms. pregnant ladeh
19:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i could waddle after you shaking me fist
19:59:00 <TheRiddler> Can I make your squirtle evolve into blastoise amelia ;p
20:00:00 <amelia> JEEZUS
20:00:00 <amelia> bwahahahahahaha
20:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuc
20:00:00 <amelia> AAHHAHAAH
20:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> *freaks out*
20:00:00 <TheRiddler> I've been hanging onto that one since last night
20:00:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
20:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00:00 <amelia> ahahahaa
20:00:00 <WhoMadeWho> is katatonic_kate01 pregnant ?
20:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> gastro tray…. thanks master chef
20:01:00 <TheRiddler> I saw her said squirtle Saturday
20:01:00 <TheRiddler> Don't remember why
20:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i’m up the duff whomadewho
20:02:00 <WhoMadeWho> who fucked you ?
20:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> husband
20:02:00 <clown> yeah nah amelia dont like em let me find u a pair
20:02:00 <WhoMadeWho> spose thats better than the milkman
20:02:00 <amelia> okies find me ones look good in jeans
20:02:00 <amelia> dark & light jeans
20:02:00 <WhoMadeWho> not that anyone gets milk delivered anymore
20:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif fuck them milk man
20:03:00 <amelia> lows not highs
20:03:00 <TheRiddler> Superman converse
20:03:00 <amelia> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0e/6d/17/0e6d17d91315debaae5944284b6e54d0.jpg
20:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> ask husband for massage… he goes makes a hot chocolate :|
20:04:00 <amelia> how can you not like dem
20:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> what a cunt, aye
20:04:00 <TheRiddler> Tongue massage
20:04:00 <partay> TheRiddler always thinking
20:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, shoulder ! Ew, we’re married. We don’t do anything like that riddler ;)
20:04:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
20:05:00 <partay> my wife still lets me cum on her face
20:05:00 <nubbymcnu> exactly
20:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s nice
20:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
20:05:00 <nubbymcnu> partay's wife still lets me cum on her face
20:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> that;s nic
20:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> e
20:05:00 <amelia> she lets me squirt on her face
20:06:00 <Jimbo> oh i wanted to duhbate wit k8
20:06:00 <nubbymcnu> a bird on the face is worth 2 sprogs up the uterus
20:06:00 <nubbymcnu> ~buddha
20:06:00 <Jimbo> somebody text her and tell her im disappointed
20:07:00 <Jimbo> and i fink she is fat
20:07:00 <partay> amelia depending on the quality of your vag.. she might
20:07:00 <TheRiddler> Why don't you get shoes with flashing lights amelia
20:08:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
20:08:00 <amelia> I WISH
20:08:00 <amelia> I had dem as a kid they were freakin amazing
20:08:00 <TheRiddler> Some kid is walking with them now
20:08:00 <amelia> ahahah
20:09:00 <TheRiddler> I'm sure there is adult ones
20:09:00 <TheRiddler> If ppl get cat ear beanies then they get light up shoes
20:10:00 <TheRiddler> *xan
20:10:00 <TheRiddler> Er
20:10:00 <TheRiddler> Can
20:10:00 <amelia> i fink i will skip the light up shoes
20:10:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
20:11:00 <TheRiddler> There should be dog ear beanies
20:11:00 <Picard> ello
20:11:00 <TheRiddler> Speaking of dog dinner
20:11:00 <Picard> dont be so hard on yourself TheRiddler
20:11:00 <partay> picard you were the topic of conversation earlier
20:12:00 <amelia> no we were talkin bout potatoes
20:12:00 <amelia> o
20:12:00 <amelia> i see wotchu did there
20:12:00 <TheRiddler> We wanted to know if you were GMO
20:14:00 <WhoMadeWho> Genetically Modified Organism
20:15:00 <TheRiddler> Or grown in a sewer
20:16:00 <Picard> partay it appears some cretins are obsessed with me
20:16:00 <nubbymcnu> no it doesnt
20:16:00 <nubbymcnu> return to your corner
20:16:00 <nubbymcnu> have your delusions there
20:17:00 <WhoMadeWho> ding ding.....round one.... Picard vs nubbymcnu
20:17:00 <Picard> if you lot constantly talk about me when im not here id say thats obsessed
20:17:00 <nubbymcnu> that was the opening round already
20:17:00 <nubbymcnu> up to round 2
20:17:00 <WhoMadeWho> wheres the slut in the bikini holding up the round cards
20:17:00 <WhoMadeWho> thats what i wanna know
20:18:00 <nubbymcnu> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0efpuR_70c
20:18:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Honey Wrestling Promo Views: 300,123 Uploader: Fight Network Uploaded: Aug 29, 2007 Duration: 0m31s Rating: 4.04
20:18:00 <nubbymcnu> and our commentator this evening: the count who loves to count
20:18:00 <johninja> kek
20:24:00 <Stev1eLoZx> Hey y'all
20:24:00 <partay> hullo
20:24:00 <partay> how they hangin?
20:25:00 <Stev1eLoZx> To the left u
20:29:00 <partay> always to the left
20:31:00 <Stev1eLoZx> Lol
20:33:00 <Picard> hi
20:33:00 <Picard> yeah, why is it always to the left?
20:34:00 <Stev1eLoZx> No idea
20:35:00 <Picard> tom baker was the best Dr Who
20:36:00 <partay> everyone is like who?
20:36:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtBHfxU2wmc
20:36:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 6. 10CC - I'm Not in Love Views: 6,326,822 Uploader: Joel Gustafsson Uploaded: Jul 4, 2014 Duration: 6m1s Rating: 4.87
20:37:00 <Picard> Dr Who
20:38:00 <Jimbo> smoking pot is for fuck heads
20:40:00 <Picard> yes
20:40:00 <Stev1eLoZx> I see
20:41:00 <Jimbo> the more fuckin shit u know the better ur life will be ok
20:42:00 <Stev1eLoZx> Riiiighteo
20:42:00 <Picard> yes
20:46:00 <couleurs> oi kelly19 where's Cath^
20:46:00 <kelly19> no idea
20:47:00 <couleurs> :)
20:49:00 <Picard> kelly19 is a man
20:50:00 <Stev1eLoZx> Why
20:54:00 <partay> fuck off Fennec_Fox
20:57:00 <Picard> partay why so grumpy?
20:58:00 <partay> wo
20:58:00 <partay> who
20:59:00 <partay> me?
20:59:00 <partay> that fennec fuckwit just msgs everyone for cock
20:59:00 <TheRiddler> back home
20:59:00 <partay> welcome home TheRiddler
21:01:00 <Picard> lol
21:01:00 <Picard> y so shy?
21:03:00 <Stev1eLoZx> Night sleep time
21:07:00 <Picard> i heard you love a bit of cock
21:07:00 <Clarkson> i dont watch tv cause of stupid shit like big brother
21:07:00 <partay> speaking of smashing tiny vag
21:07:00 <Picard> suren has a tiny vag?
21:08:00 <dematerialised> certainly doesnt have a dick
21:08:00 <Suren> no its gaping
21:08:00 <Picard> lol
21:08:00 <Picard> pics or its not true
21:08:00 <dematerialised> who'd you vote for jerome?
21:08:00 <Suren> cant fit within a camera wide shot
21:09:00 <TheRiddler> he doesn't vote he has highitis
21:09:00 <Picard> lol
21:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> someone remind me when fuckwit hours has been and gone :D
21:11:00 <Suren> cool story :D
21:12:00 <Picard> when you leave its over
21:12:00 <Suren> So... How has irc been all these years
21:13:00 <Picard> delightful
21:13:00 <dematerialised> jerome why are you still alive
21:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> question should be “how”
21:14:00 <Suren> Well this is fun
21:15:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.sbs.com.au/comedy/article/2015/02/04/julia-gillard-rushed-hospital-after-overdosing-schadenfreude
21:18:00 <Suren> Well its been fun. i must take my leave. Nice to see you all after all of these years
21:24:00 <TheRiddler> oh good
21:32:00 <Picard> http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/preston/business-for-sale/juice-bar-at-melbourne-s-busiest-shopping-centre-nothland-sc/1115179403
21:36:00 <dematerialised> exciting
21:36:00 <partay> picards zip juice
21:36:00 <couleurs> RiP Julia Gizza
21:36:00 <dematerialised> lol spent 250k, selling for 4k and has 5 years left on lease
21:37:00 <dematerialised> must be a profitable business!
21:37:00 <dematerialised> 40k
21:37:00 <partay> centre management prob set it up
21:37:00 <partay> you're just running it
21:37:00 <partay> rent would be huge
21:38:00 <couleurs> Excellent Business Investment. I'm In.
21:38:00 <Picard> at northland rent for be around 2-2.5k a week
21:38:00 <partay> It would make money
21:39:00 <Picard> i find the 250k setup a little steep. wouldnt be that much
21:39:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/RvE55H6.png
21:41:00 <partay> all new stainless and pos equip and plumbed
21:41:00 <partay> 250 a little on the high side
21:41:00 <partay> that irrelivnt cos you wouldnt own all the equipment
21:41:00 <partay> other wise youd just pay 40 then sell it all
21:42:00 <partay> anyway
21:42:00 <Picard> maybe, id doubt the centre would have paid for setup. Vicinity Centres are cunts to deal with
21:42:00 <Clarkson> ... Why talk shit
21:42:00 <partay> 7 days dealing with the public i'd fucking stab someone
21:42:00 <Picard> lol
21:42:00 <Picard> welcome to my world
21:45:00 <partay> whinge and whine... "my drink is 3 ml from the top.. can you put more in"
21:45:00 <Picard> its only 1 or 2% of customers who are cunts
21:45:00 <Clarkson> over such an overrated, shit outfit
21:45:00 <partay> after youve used all that you have juiced
21:45:00 <partay> anyway
21:46:00 <Picard> lol
21:46:00 <partay> hence im a public servant
21:47:00 <Picard> yes, lazy cunt with no one to answer top'
21:47:00 <Picard> -p
21:47:00 <partay> there are some lazy fucks yes... not all
21:47:00 <partay> do one day with the kiddie repo dept.. and youd change your tune
21:50:00 <Picard> no, not all. just a lot
21:51:00 <partay> it's not as bad as it used to be
21:51:00 <Picard> local government is shitful
21:52:00 <partay> we had mine inspectors for 15 years on $150K and never been to a mine.. they'd just send the grad to do it
21:52:00 <Picard> yeah id believe that
21:52:00 <partay> Ive done local, state. and federal & commonwealth
21:53:00 <partay> and got more done in local
21:53:00 <partay> a lot more visability
21:53:00 <Picard> well here they are horrendous
21:53:00 <partay> Brisbane is huge though
21:53:00 <partay> a 3.6 billion budget
21:54:00 <Picard> obviously
21:54:00 <Picard> unsure what the budget here is
21:54:00 <partay> 600 in the IT dept alone
21:55:00 <partay> for example.. how much are your rates?
21:57:00 <partay> Are you Mildura Council region
21:57:00 <Picard> yes
21:58:00 <partay> 2015/16 budget 108 mil
21:58:00 <partay> dude
21:58:00 <Picard> $3700 i think
21:58:00 <partay> no wonder they are fucked
21:58:00 <partay> they have no money
21:58:00 <partay> bumping up rates 4-5% a year
21:58:00 <Picard> exactly, and people whine and whinge about lack or services and high rates
21:58:00 <partay> jesus
21:59:00 <Picard> vic gov have capped rates
21:59:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllll
22:00:00 <Picard> 2.5%
22:00:00 <Picard> mrcc have a huge land mass to take care of
22:00:00 <partay> nope
22:00:00 <Picard> nope?
22:00:00 <partay> forward years are 3.9%
22:01:00 <partay> till 18/19 at least
22:01:00 <Picard> no, the vic government have legislated a 2.5% max rate increase
22:01:00 <partay> http://www.mildura.vic.gov.au/files/assets/public/document-resources/publications/budget/mildura-rural-city-council-budget-2015-2016.pdf
22:01:00 <partay> not your council
22:01:00 <partay> page 2
22:01:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/gallery/EO11J9N
22:02:00 <Picard> On 22 December 2015, the Minister for Local Government, the Hon Natalie Hutchins MP, advised an annual rate for the 2016/17 financial year of 2.5 per cent
22:02:00 <partay> thats not for the entire state
22:02:00 <partay> thats an averge
22:02:00 <Doodle> are u 2 trying to prove who is the biggest dork
22:02:00 <partay> no
22:03:00 <Doodle> r u sure
22:03:00 <partay> let me check
22:03:00 <Picard> its the entire state
22:03:00 <Picard> Councils can seek approval to raise an increase above this figure through a variation with the Essential Services Commission (ESC).
22:03:00 <Doodle> eehehhehhehhe
22:03:00 <partay> its based on land values
22:03:00 <partay> they get re-valued every year
22:03:00 <couleurs> ye, somehow partay and Picard always seem to chat about the most mundane things possible
22:03:00 <partay> look at that pdf
22:04:00 <Picard> http://www.vlga.org.au/What-were-doing/Rate-Capping
22:04:00 <partay> it has the projections
22:04:00 <partay> couleurs its above your IQ grade
22:05:00 <partay> "Councils can seek approval to raise an increase above this figure "
22:05:00 <partay> like they'll get a no you cant
22:05:00 <couleurs> doubt i'm the only 1 who thinks so
22:05:00 <Picard> some did partay
22:05:00 <Picard> mrcc didnt seek to raise it
22:05:00 <Doodle> can u guise give us a 2hr anecdote about investing in debentures ty
22:05:00 <partay> couleurs go back to your ps4
22:05:00 <partay> Doodle im finished now
22:05:00 <couleurs> but go ahead baldies keep going
22:05:00 <partay> we can go back to discussing tiny vaginas
22:05:00 <Doodle> its ok i'm goin 2 play ps4
22:06:00 <couleurs> yea lots of people have a ps4 what's your point partay
22:06:00 <couleurs> you're old and boring!!!!!!!!!
22:06:00 <couleurs> Picard is even older and boringer tho
22:06:00 <partay> lol
22:07:00 <partay> couleurs when is the last time you left the house ?
22:07:00 <couleurs> erm this morning
22:07:00 <partay> lol
22:07:00 <Doodle> 8erm this morning?
22:07:00 <Doodle> or 9erm
22:07:00 <partay> hahaha
22:07:00 <Picard> couleurs fuck off back to the rock u live under
22:08:00 <couleurs> 8erm!!!!!!!
22:08:00 <Doodle> nerce wern
22:08:00 <amelia> hay pals
22:08:00 <Doodle> hi gertie
22:08:00 <amelia> hay fwendhead
22:08:00 <Doodle> whats happening
22:08:00 <couleurs> don't get so angry Picard you'll pop something m8
22:08:00 <amelia> jus jumped in bed are you excited for bae windoe treatments
22:09:00 <Doodle> looool
22:09:00 <Doodle> i might be
22:09:00 <Doodle> but not rly
22:09:00 <amelia> hek yes i freakin knew it
22:09:00 <amelia> o
22:09:00 <Doodle> lol
22:09:00 <Doodle> i just want it done
22:10:00 <amelia> you gonna pull dem open n shut all dae
22:10:00 <partay> Doodle did you go the beige, white, off white, or the cream ?
22:10:00 <amelia> that's hoe excited you be
22:10:00 <Doodle> i might
22:10:00 <Doodle> white ofc
22:10:00 <Doodle> cream blinds
22:10:00 <Doodle> white curts
22:11:00 <amelia> curts n whey
22:11:00 <Tiggier> will the curtains match the drapes?
22:11:00 <Tiggier> :p
22:11:00 <Doodle> which is also the name of the games Maurice and i play
22:11:00 <Picard> im not angry
22:11:00 <Doodle> lol amelia
22:11:00 <Doodle> yes riddler
22:12:00 <Maurice> I like the games we play
22:12:00 <Tiggier> is that what they say?
22:12:00 <Doodle> ;)
22:12:00 <Maurice> Family Feud, Monopoly, Gimps
22:12:00 <Doodle> u no it
22:12:00 <Maurice> Speaking of games, did you see the woman who is being charged for playing naked twister with 15yr olds
22:12:00 <Maurice> She boned two of the boys
22:12:00 <Tiggier> twister?
22:12:00 <Doodle> jesus
22:12:00 <Doodle> no
22:12:00 <Tiggier> oh
22:12:00 <Doodle> whats her number
22:12:00 <couleurs> pics
22:13:00 <Maurice> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/wtf/rachel-lehnardt-threw-naked-twister-party-for-teenage-daughter-and-had-sex-with-friends/news-story/a098d242850f9302769941589b501fdc
22:13:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
22:14:00 <Maurice> This headline is funnier 'Horny' mom busted after nude Twister party with teens'
22:14:00 <TheRiddler> why is it always in US
22:14:00 <TheRiddler> or canada
22:14:00 <TheRiddler> also milf
22:15:00 <Maurice> Ok upon further reading, the boy was 18
22:15:00 <partay> 5 x kids
22:15:00 <Maurice> Pfft he was legal
22:15:00 <partay> yep
22:15:00 <partay> green light
22:15:00 <Maurice> She woke up around 3:30 a.m. to find her daughter's well-endowed 16-year-old boyfriend having sex with her, the sponsor said.
22:15:00 <Maurice> HAHA 'well endowed'
22:15:00 <amelia> she looks like a junkie
22:16:00 <partay> I'd party with her.. She's great
22:16:00 <partay> “The party continued” in Lehnardt’s hot tub
22:16:00 <Maurice> Yeah but you're 20 yrs older than her, not younger so thats ok
22:16:00 <partay> in fucking deed\
22:17:00 <Maurice> Ffs, I'm trying to copy and paste the best bit and it wont let me
22:17:00 <couleurs> if ever i'm in a news.com.au article i better have well-endowned in me description
22:17:00 <Maurice> "Her daughter 'felt guilty' because the 16-year-old was 10-inches long and huge, and if she had been able to take it he wouldn't have needed to rape her mother," the sponsor said.
22:17:00 <Maurice> There we go
22:17:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
22:17:00 <partay> she still felt “horny” and proceeded to masturbate with sex toys in front of her daughter and her friends.'
22:17:00 <faux> ty
22:17:00 <couleurs> Excellent Journalism.
22:17:00 <TheRiddler> are you dead yet?
22:17:00 <Maurice> I'll tell you what, my 16th birthday was nothing like that..
22:18:00 <partay> shame i didnt know you them Maurice it would have been
22:18:00 <Maurice> I had a 3 tiered profiterole cake, it was all good
22:19:00 <Picard> dirty whore
22:19:00 <TheRiddler> wb kk
22:20:00 <partay> oh i could have worked that into the orgy somehow
22:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> fanks riddler
22:21:00 <faux> k8
22:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> m8’
22:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need a new tv series
22:21:00 <Maurice> faux, I'm on the last ep of Awkward
22:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> suggestion
22:21:00 <faux> have you coughed out a baby yet
22:21:00 <faux> woo Maurice
22:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
22:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> few weeks left aye’
22:22:00 <Maurice> Far out man, you've been pregnant for years
22:22:00 <faux> watch will and grace k8
22:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re telling me
22:22:00 <Maurice> For katatonic_kate01 http://files.explosm.net/comics/Rob/plumber.png
22:22:00 <Maurice> I fucking love Will and Grace
22:22:00 <Maurice> Or rather, Jack and Karen
22:22:00 <faux> LOL me too
22:22:00 <faux> the show should be called just that
22:23:00 <partay> that show should be call karen and Jack
22:23:00 <faux> .
22:23:00 <Maurice> I got the boxset from big w for chap
22:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> plot twist - not really preggo just been eating for 10 , for the past 8 months!
22:23:00 <partay> SNAP
22:23:00 <Maurice> Er cheap
22:23:00 <faux> for chap
22:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@maurice
22:23:00 <faux> watch orphan black
22:23:00 <Maurice> Jack is in the tv show The Millers and he still looks the same
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just ate turkish bread.. i’ll regret that in 30 seconds
22:24:00 <faux> i just ate weetbix
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm yum. Will have to get some!
22:24:00 <Maurice> I made a chicken parma meatloaf
22:24:00 <faux> i had chicken salad and soup for din
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
22:24:00 <faux> but wasnt full
22:24:00 <faux> lol
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> chicken parma meat load
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> f
22:24:00 <faux> meat load
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds like a load LOL
22:24:00 <faux> speaking of
22:24:00 <faux> wheres Doodle
22:24:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
22:25:00 <faux> i miss his bottom
22:25:00 <faux> would like some hugs asap
22:25:00 <Maurice> I don't eat it but the kids love it, you put cheese in the middle and wrap it in bacon
22:25:00 <Maurice> Butt hugs
22:25:00 <faux> even better
22:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds weird maurice
22:25:00 <faux> yum Maurice
22:25:00 <faux> i want thag
22:25:00 <faux> t.
22:25:00 <faux> wherrs teh eggplant
22:26:00 <TheRiddler> spooning
22:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:26:00 <faux> and is there also cheese on top
22:26:00 <faux> and sauce
22:26:00 <faux> help i need images
22:26:00 <faux> k8
22:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> the loaf bit
22:26:00 <faux> i been staying at dads
22:26:00 <faux> so spending extra time w me sissy
22:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that chicken mince or what
22:26:00 <faux> SHES DRIVING ME NUTS WITH ALL THESE YOUTUBE VIDROS
22:27:00 <faux> and paw patrol
22:27:00 <faux> i wanna ie
22:27:00 <faux> die
22:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah great contraception
22:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
22:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> what about toy vids
22:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me
22:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> and cookie swirl c
22:27:00 <faux> lol i said that to my uncle on Saturday
22:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the 900 challenged
22:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> ges**
22:27:00 <faux> i think i offended him
22:27:00 <amelia> YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
22:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
22:27:00 <amelia> my ex got fat
22:27:00 <faux> said his kids were great contraception
22:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:27:00 <faux> i love them but boy they gave me a headache
22:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. especially the MUM can you watch this… MUM can i have this toy
22:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just say yes now and it shuts her up lol
22:28:00 <faux> yeah she was watching some playdough cunt
22:28:00 <faux> and shes likr I NEED GRREN PLAYDOUGH
22:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh that spider man one
22:28:00 <faux> im like pls go
22:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
22:28:00 <faux> lol
22:28:00 <Jimbo> stop or my mum will shoot
22:29:00 <faux> not gonna lie i enjoy playdough more than she does
22:29:00 <TheRiddler> my nephew likes paw patrol too
22:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… some ones i’m like TURN IT OFF i can’t stand her / his voice
22:29:00 <faux> the way me sissy says it sounds like papa troll
22:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah we have some dog toy that barks
22:29:00 <faux> makrs me lauhh
22:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah the child says its’ par par-tol
22:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> she says it weird
22:30:00 <faux> punch her
22:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> and im like… its PAW PATROL
22:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> and that fucking chicken
22:30:00 <Jimbo> where is john im missing my gay irc romance
22:30:00 <Clarkson> dl u act gay in public, or dont people pick it?
22:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna punch that
22:30:00 <Jimbo> and corn
22:30:00 <faux> tbh i watched peppa pig for the first time the other dy
22:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like peppa
22:30:00 <faux> and i was CRACKING UP everytime they oink
22:30:00 <faux> omg
22:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:30:00 <faux> i was laughing so hard
22:31:00 <faux> dads like r u ok
22:31:00 <faux> .
22:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:31:00 <faux> yes ok im watching peppa gfy
22:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love ben and holly’s kingdom
22:31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:31:00 <faux> idk whay thay is
22:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> nanny plumb is the best
22:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> she is heaps sarcastic
22:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> uk cartoon
22:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SwuW6vXY8g
22:32:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom (6) Cartoon for kids 2015 Views: 10,154,735 Uploader: *SUPER BOY* Uploaded: Oct 6, 2015 Duration: 70m7s Rating: 3.43
22:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> that;s an hour of it….. 980874 eps.
22:32:00 <faux> i cannot watch that now
22:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> but good
22:32:00 <TheRiddler> my nephew watches peppa pig, paw patrol and some show on ipad
22:32:00 <faux> my sis will flock go me
22:32:00 <faux> to*
22:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
22:32:00 <faux> and rn im in bed
22:32:00 <faux> lol
22:33:00 <TheRiddler> with ducks and green frog
22:33:00 <TheRiddler> and a boy puppy and a girl puppy
22:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i love penguins of madagasca
22:34:00 <faux> im reading gone girl
22:34:00 <faux> bout time
22:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
22:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> good movie
22:34:00 <TheRiddler> then the movie?
22:34:00 <faux> ive seen the movie
22:34:00 <TheRiddler> oh
22:34:00 <faux> books are better
22:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i should get a book… ive actually got time to read it
22:35:00 <couleurs> i'm a movie
22:35:00 <faux> ill prob watch it agaib afterwards though
22:35:00 <Jimbo> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylvester_Stallone#Early_life
22:35:00 <TheRiddler> stfu Jimbo
22:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
22:36:00 <Jimbo> talks about his mother heaps. seems odd
22:36:00 <TheRiddler> he's italian...
22:36:00 <Jimbo> with a paralyized face
22:36:00 <Jimbo> because of complications his mother had during burth
22:37:00 <Jimbo> and then his mother realised stallone was flat footed, so she made him take up tap dancing at age 4
22:37:00 <TheRiddler> your brain is paralyized
22:37:00 <TheRiddler> stfu we dont care
22:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ riddler
22:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
22:38:00 <Jimbo> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/65/Sylvester_Stallone_Cannes_2014_2.jpg
22:40:00 <Maurice> faux
22:40:00 <faux> Maurice:
22:41:00 <Maurice> Butt hugs reminded me of this http://www.funnybone.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Cyanide14.jpg
22:42:00 <faux> lol
22:43:00 <Jimbo> https://www.jbhifi.com.au/tv-home-entertainment/soundbars/sony/sony-htct790-2-1-channel-soundbar-with-wi-fi-bluetooth/944721/
22:44:00 <couleurs> yea i got 2 of them
22:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> (fail)
22:44:00 <amelia> nuggetsssssssssss
22:45:00 <Jimbo> fink i shud get 1 cuz then like i can bluetooth my laptop to it and run my tv on it and yeah ok
22:45:00 <couleurs> cool!!!!!
22:45:00 <Jimbo> ikr
22:46:00 <couleurs> comeing over then with me laptop n we can blue tooth
22:46:00 <amelia> fink you should shut the fuck up
22:46:00 <Jimbo> okay
22:46:00 <dematerialised> amelia's aggression turns me on
22:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> me/ agrees
22:46:00 <couleurs> whoa
22:47:00 <partay> Jimbo a sonos does the same thing for 1/2 the price
22:47:00 <Jimbo> wtf is a sonos
22:48:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e59PsK_3_7Y
22:48:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Sonos wireless HiFi system Views: 115,982 Uploader: Sonos Uploaded: Apr 29, 2016 Duration: 2m25s Rating: 4.61
22:49:00 <partay> I have one.... They are awesome
22:49:00 <faux> me/ agrees
22:49:00 <Maurice> Serenity
22:50:00 <couleurs> :p
22:50:00 <Jimbo> o rite great tip i found them at jb for more money
22:50:00 <Jimbo> i fink ill go with sony
22:50:00 <Jimbo> i no that sony arent a respected audio brand n all but ill take a risk ok
22:51:00 <couleurs> it looks decent
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight all
22:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
22:52:00 <couleurs> Bye Beautiful
22:52:00 <Picard> partay have u been to Outback Spectacular
22:52:00 <Serenity> Maurice
22:52:00 <Maurice> http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmwnx6ACof1qbvrito1_500.gif
22:52:00 <Maurice> You're welcome
22:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:53:00 <doctor> headed straight for the fan
22:53:00 <Serenity> ERICBUTT
22:53:00 <Maurice> And a bit of side boob too
22:54:00 <Serenity> hes so delicious
22:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> thats when he does the fuck fest in the basement, right?
22:54:00 <Maurice> He can do a fuck fest in my basement
22:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> same
22:54:00 <Maurice> You can take that any way you like
22:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:55:00 <partay> I have.. it's pretty good
22:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> Eric was most awesome….
22:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> bill was a poof
22:56:00 <Maurice> Eric and Alcide and Warlow
22:56:00 <Maurice> Nom
22:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> warlow
22:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> who da fuck was that
22:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> Alcide and eric yas!
22:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew no to warlow :|
22:58:00 <Jimbo> https://youtu.be/pKqWzXQUSD4?t=4m47s
22:58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: VH1's ILLustrated - Episode 9 Views: 1,564 Uploader: Nostalgic Uploaded: Apr 27, 2013 Duration: 20m29s Rating: 5.00
22:58:00 <Maurice> He was in Hot Pursuit too
22:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, not a fan
22:59:00 <couleurs> r u an air con lmao xD
23:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, yes I am
23:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> cold as ice
23:00:00 <couleurs> NiCe
23:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> sbs comes up wif the goods!
23:05:00 <couleurs> what's on
23:09:00 <couleurs> Something Sexy :p
23:09:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
23:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> the secret
23:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think some bible bashers are gonna get it on and have a lusty affair
23:16:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/nTw3CC0SnCE
23:16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: SQUISHY RACE! | CREAMII CANDY DONUTS Views: 1,743 Uploader: Mstrinity143 Uploaded: Jul 3, 2016 Duration: 2m47s Rating: 4.81
23:17:00 <faux> why the fuck
23:17:00 <faux> is this a video
23:19:00 <couleurs> Nice Thumb Ring, Fatty.
23:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
23:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck… she has a lot of time on her hands :|
23:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure you can make vids about dust and get a million viewers
23:21:00 <couleurs> Hi Everyone, Fat Tumb Bich Back For Another Useless Squishy Video Review!
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> bet that’s high on your watch list
23:22:00 <couleurs> and subscribeded
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVF2rfqocwI
23:22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: DIY DECO SQUISHY: hello kitty mini donut Views: 10,831 Uploader: Mstrinity143 Uploaded: Nov 16, 2013 Duration: 3m3s Rating: 4.87
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> time to DYI
23:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> talk bout fucking artist!
23:23:00 <Clarkson> yeah young dumb and full of cum
23:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:23:00 <couleurs> lol
23:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah, so appropiate
23:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> I bet some cunt has asked if she has fucked them....
23:25:00 <couleurs> Hot.
23:25:00 <Maurice> 4 Doodle https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13557824_1312826908747368_7618375138262757967_n.jpg?oh=df95d37aa2adc60067c43517d8b359c0&oe=57ED15BF
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T66jNqyRyk
23:26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: OMG YOU WONT BELIEVE WHATS IN MY MOCHI SQUISHY! Views: 510,405 Uploader: Mstrinity143 Uploaded: Jun 25, 2016 Duration: 4m59s Rating: 3.93
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> predicion: pocket pussy
23:28:00 <couleurs> jesus she's a psychopath
23:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
23:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> shits in a yellow squishy… and passes it off as… brown goo
23:30:00 <couleurs> wish she ate it
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> she prob does on squishy fetish
23:34:00 <couleurs> Ew.
23:36:00 <faux> lol
23:36:00 <faux> yw
23:37:00 <couleurs> Hi Everyone, Fat Tumb Bich Back For Another Useless Squishy Video Unboxing!
23:37:00 <faux> lollllll
23:37:00 <faux> did u watch the poop one
23:38:00 <faux> looks exactly like poop
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes!
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was like wtf
23:40:00 <faux> lool
23:40:00 <faux> or nutella
23:40:00 <faux> yum
23:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> dyi shit sqishy in 3 easy steps vid
23:40:00 <Clarkson> Priests have been ass fucking little boys for years, they have lost all credibility when it comes to sexual politics
23:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
23:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> truth
23:43:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/mqjy1Ry.jpg
23:43:00 <couleurs> ha ha i get it!!!!!!!
23:46:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/ZV270AQ.jpg
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