// #melbourne — 2016-07-28
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00:03:00 <TheRiddler> it's like therapy but with more sodomy
00:03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:08:00 <TheRiddler> wb kk
00:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> ta :D
00:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://i.redd.it/os3otrnj1rbx.jpg <— buns of steel
00:14:00 <TheRiddler> looks like he took a shit 1 day and lost half his ass
00:14:00 <Clarkson> ban Scramble for posting porn
00:14:00 <faux> lmaooo
00:14:00 <faux> gross
00:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> ikr
00:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Erdqgo3c5qs&feature=youtu.be <— faux
00:15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: [Full Videos] Husband keeps watch for wife shitting in elevator at subway station Views: 43,378 Uploader: MissReporter China Uploaded: May 4, 2013 Duration: 0m43s Rating: 1.57
00:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> WTF
00:15:00 <faux> cant watch rn me sissy is sleeping next to me
00:16:00 <TheRiddler> awww
00:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
00:18:00 <faux> awww
00:19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:32:00 <Doodle> awww
00:32:00 <Doodle> soz i was late
00:33:00 <faux> ffs why does melb keep making me change my pw
00:33:00 <Doodle> cos it likes u
00:33:00 <Doodle> oooooooOOOOoooo
00:33:00 <Doodle> loverssssssssssssss
00:33:00 <faux> shoosh
00:33:00 <faux> better.
00:33:00 <faux> goly
00:34:00 <Doodle> faux and #melbourne sitting in a tree
00:34:00 <faux> lol
00:34:00 <Doodle> c-u-n-n-i-l-i-n-g-u-s
00:34:00 <faux> jesus
00:34:00 <faux> calm yourself
00:34:00 <TheRiddler> you're not you when you're hungry
00:34:00 <faux> i need to poop
00:34:00 <Doodle> .
00:34:00 <faux> but im so warm
00:34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:34:00 <faux> fuck you bowels
00:35:00 <faux> but i know ill be so comfy when i get back in bed
00:35:00 <faux> DILEMMA
00:35:00 <TheRiddler> I'm hungry
00:36:00 <TheRiddler> they were eating subs just now
00:36:00 <TheRiddler> in the show
00:36:00 <faux> r u watching ep12
00:37:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
00:37:00 <faux> eeeee
00:37:00 <faux> how far in
00:37:00 <faux> 8 inches
00:37:00 <faux> -- Doodle
00:37:00 <Doodle> :0
00:37:00 <TheRiddler> they just threw eggs
00:37:00 <Doodle> i mean ;)
00:37:00 <TheRiddler> bayley and his friends
00:37:00 <Doodle> cats atil is on the kb
00:37:00 <Doodle> tail
00:38:00 <TheRiddler> got 10mins left
00:38:00 <faux> omgosh
00:38:00 <faux> ok im gonna poop
00:38:00 <Clarkson> I stir that shit like a BAWSS
00:38:00 <faux> by teh time im back you shouod be done
00:38:00 <faux> andnwe will discuss
00:38:00 <faux> brb
00:38:00 <TheRiddler> clarky wants to stir your poop
00:38:00 <Clarkson> i take a shit
00:38:00 <TheRiddler> ok
00:38:00 <faux> lmaoo
00:39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:39:00 <dematerialised> speaking of poop mine was bright brown just now
00:39:00 <dematerialised> what does that mean
00:45:00 <Maurice> What I want to know is
00:45:00 <Maurice> Why are you all such poofs
00:45:00 <dematerialised> we gotta take what we can get
00:48:00 <Maurice> Ugh, I have to do food shopping tomorrow, nobody said this adult business was so tedious
00:49:00 <faux> TheRiddler did you finish
00:49:00 <dematerialised> phrasing
00:50:00 <TheRiddler> onto eps 13 now
00:50:00 <TheRiddler> shame
00:51:00 <faux> lol
00:51:00 <faux> 'shame'
00:51:00 <TheRiddler> yes
00:51:00 <faux> men are so simple
00:52:00 <faux> me and Serenity cried our eyes out
00:52:00 <faux> ash: shame.
00:52:00 <faux> lol
00:52:00 <TheRiddler> I was expecting crazy eyes to be the 1
00:53:00 <Maurice> I cried but not quite my eyes out
00:53:00 <TheRiddler> that would of been really sad
00:53:00 <Maurice> DUE TO KNOWING SOMETHING HAPPENED BEFORE I GOT THERE
01:01:00 <TheRiddler> I was more shocked than sad
01:37:00 <TheRiddler> lol what a fucking weird club
01:38:00 <TheRiddler> jump kiss share feed
01:38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:48:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aPWROKK_700b.jpg
02:17:00 <amsy> lol i also bawled
02:17:00 <amsy> for like the entire 2 last eps
02:20:00 <Maurice> Those shit writers were shit
02:20:00 <Maurice> SHIT
02:20:00 <Clarkson> i heard she dumped slimjim because he didn't even have a penis
08:32:00 <ilovevino71> hey people
08:32:00 <ilovevino71> whats happening?
11:13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> holy fuckj
12:01:00 <possesd> Doctors appointment today, I have to be on my best behaviour lol
12:08:00 <Loof> fatty fatty boom boom fathead: http://i.imgur.com/RZ6GDW3.jpg
12:09:00 <Loof> still half asleep baaaaaaaah
12:09:00 <possesd> is that you?
12:10:00 <Loof> nerd: https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/13719514_10153955519289858_2313916282657165267_o.jpg
12:11:00 <possesd> you look young man
12:11:00 <possesd> what are you? like 25
12:17:00 <possesd> http://imgur.com/a/WpFWU
12:17:00 <possesd> that's me
12:18:00 <possesd> my gf played with the levels so she looked whiter lol
12:26:00 <Tim-Sim> possesd: Where is your girlfriend from?
12:26:00 <possesd> China
12:26:00 <possesd> Shenzen
12:27:00 <possesd> she's pretty huh? :-)
12:32:00 <possesd> I better get ready for this appointment. cyas
13:05:00 <Loof> LOL! http://i.imgur.com/UnJ806O.jpg
13:56:00 <possesd> the appointment went well =D
14:16:00 <possesd> another day...
14:47:00 <Moke> Gay cunts
14:48:00 <Moke> Serenity how's your girls cunt
14:48:00 <Clarkson> Russian Albino Rhino - When 5 or more males ejaculate on top of one man's face. The semen should get in his eyes making them turn bloodshot and red. One man takes a solid shit on the man's nose, making it look like a horn. This procedure will make it look like an albino rhino. Russians partake in this sexual activity.
14:48:00 <Moke> interesting germy cocks
14:48:00 <Moke> Slut
14:49:00 <Moke> Slut knob
14:49:00 <Moke> sluts licking on my knob
14:49:00 <Clarkson> she's a full bitch to the other girls
14:49:00 <Moke> Yah
14:49:00 <Moke> young dumb and full of cum
14:50:00 <Moke> Blow knob
14:54:00 <Doodle> such a ray of sunshine
15:03:00 <Serenity> im unsure what he just asked me but yuck?
15:07:00 <Doodle> i think he was making an enquiriy as to the condition of your husband hole
15:07:00 <Doodle> *enquity
15:07:00 <Doodle> *enquiry
15:08:00 <Doodle> :/
15:36:00 <zaim> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CoZ1yqoWIAE_CJ8.jpg
15:37:00 <TheDarkTruth> risky click of the day....
15:37:00 <zaim> its never risky when u got ur dick out
15:38:00 <TheDarkTruth> hah - true enough
15:38:00 <TheDarkTruth> depends on where you're at in the process though... maybe yo're not quite ready for that visual injection...
15:40:00 <TheDarkTruth> then it all gets weird cos you're about to pop while looking at, for example, a picture of Daphne getting done by Scooby...
15:41:00 <TheDarkTruth> and you're just not into redheads..
15:48:00 <zaim> I AM.
16:22:00 <TheRon> 420
17:55:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
18:07:00 <GoldSpade> I wouldnt do that...she bans for nothing
18:10:00 <TheRon> i would do anything for love but i won't do that
18:12:00 <faux> hey zaimg
18:12:00 <faux> -g
18:13:00 <MrMark> oh god no its me again!!!
18:13:00 <TheRon> oh no not you again
18:13:00 <MrMark> oh no
18:13:00 <MrMark> not me
18:15:00 <TheRon> roxette
18:18:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK-fNxBEaa0
18:18:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: RÃœFÃœS DU SOL - Hypnotised Views: 6,945 Uploader: Foreign Family Collective Uploaded: May 31, 2016 Duration: 4m7s Rating: 4.92
18:19:00 <GoldSpade> er
18:19:00 <zaim> thanks stebie for ur hard work (Y)
18:19:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!
18:20:00 <GoldSpade> time for some drug ed
18:20:00 <GoldSpade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-bR7PP2u68
18:20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Flakka and Mojo drug effects Compilation - People High on Drugs Video. FLAKA SAY NO TO DRUGS! Views: 1,673,745 Uploader: Seu Tube Uploaded: Mar 5, 2016 Duration: 12m37s Rating: 4.08
18:20:00 <GoldSpade> dont do it!
18:20:00 <GoldSpade> just dont do it
18:20:00 <GoldSpade> you ops dont do it either
18:22:00 <GoldSpade> flakka
18:22:00 <GoldSpade> dont do flakka
18:22:00 <TheRon> Flacco?
18:23:00 <GoldSpade> no flakka
18:23:00 <GoldSpade> it turns you into a demon for 24 hours
18:24:00 <GoldSpade> but in some cases it can last a week
18:24:00 <GoldSpade> depending on the dose
18:25:00 <TheRon> do ppl know is who Flacco is?
18:25:00 <Serenity> i do TheRon
18:26:00 <Serenity> flacco and the sandman
18:26:00 <TheRon> just checking
19:07:00 <stompin> eat dick
19:08:00 <TheRon> what's the nutritional value?
19:09:00 <dematerialised> eat several dicks
19:10:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aOv7zq3_700b.jpg
19:10:00 <dematerialised> whats wrong with her boobs
19:10:00 <TheRon> those straps are in the way
19:13:00 <faux> and stay out
19:15:00 <Lumeah> Hi frayedknot
19:15:00 <frayedknot> hello Lumeah
19:15:00 <TheRon> she's lump she's lump she's in my head
19:18:00 <MrMark> goodbye horses.....im cryin cryin cryin over you!!
19:18:00 <MrMark> put the lotion in the basket
19:19:00 <TheRon> mr jones and me.......
19:19:00 <MrMark> thats an old one
19:23:00 <TheRon> closing time
19:29:00 <TheRon> she's a brick and i'm drowning slowly
19:33:00 <Picard> gday
19:33:00 <TheRon> wht do you think about cardinal pell?
19:34:00 <Picard> shoot the cunt
19:34:00 <Picard> in the balls, and let him bleed out
19:34:00 <Picard> whats yours?
19:35:00 <TheRon> a mate of mine reckoned he was dodgy when he was a kid
19:35:00 <Picard> yeah
19:35:00 <Picard> catholic cunts, need a wife
19:44:00 <TheRon> the tears of a clown
19:44:00 <TheRon> when there's no one around
19:47:00 <MrMark> burp
19:47:00 <TheRon> sugar pie honey bunch.......
20:11:00 <Picard> fark
20:15:00 <stompin> ya mumma
20:21:00 <Picard> amelia wanna suck some cock?
20:21:00 <amelia> shut up you fat piece of disgusting shit
20:22:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
20:22:00 <GoldSpade> maybe ask someone else Picard
20:22:00 <stompin> Picard shot down.....
20:22:00 <Doodle> GoldSpade will do it for $5
20:22:00 <GoldSpade> nah thats not enough
20:22:00 <Picard> its a paid job
20:22:00 <Picard> im making a movie
20:22:00 <GoldSpade> I want more
20:23:00 <stompin> movie about beenshot down by irc girls.
20:23:00 <Doodle> $5.50 then
20:23:00 <Doodle> inc gst
20:23:00 <GoldSpade> silly be silly op!
20:23:00 <Picard> im looking for 2 chics and 5 guys
20:23:00 <GoldSpade> try again
20:23:00 <Doodle> rofl
20:23:00 <GoldSpade> dont be silly op
20:23:00 <Doodle> Picard is making a human centipede
20:23:00 <GoldSpade> good on him
20:23:00 <Picard> im calling the movie Random Whores
20:24:00 <GoldSpade> oh
20:24:00 <Picard> Doodle would you like a role?
20:24:00 <Doodle> i'd rather cut off my penis with a rusty breadknife
20:24:00 <GoldSpade> no you wouldnt
20:24:00 <Picard> you dont want free head?
20:24:00 <Picard> from amelia
20:24:00 <Doodle> i thought she was a vegan
20:25:00 <Picard> she doesnt have to swallow
20:25:00 <Picard> cum on her face would be ok
20:25:00 <Doodle> good grief
20:25:00 <Picard> we will need a "fluffer" also
20:25:00 <Picard> so 3 maybe 4 chics
20:26:00 <GoldSpade> hm
20:26:00 <stompin> Picard just wants to be screaming a eagle with his bros
20:26:00 <GoldSpade> dont get me started
20:26:00 <amelia> would you shut up already, you've made a mess of your own life wot makes you think you can orchestrate a porno
20:27:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
20:27:00 <amelia> no one wants to be naked around you
20:27:00 <amelia> no one
20:27:00 <Picard> amelia ive done the research by watching plenty, im up for the challange
20:27:00 <Doodle> damn i was looking forward to shooting our scene in me bae windoe gertie
20:27:00 <amelia> CHaLLaNGe
20:27:00 <Doodle> not with Picard tho
20:27:00 <GoldSpade> pickard loves hookers
20:27:00 <amelia> gosh that would be exciting doodz
20:27:00 <Doodle> inorite
20:28:00 <amelia> windmills & helicopters are always welcome
20:28:00 <GoldSpade> when did you last get hooker sex Picard?
20:28:00 <Doodle> what about pinwheels
20:28:00 <amelia> also accepted
20:28:00 <Doodle> woo
20:28:00 <Doodle> i mean
20:28:00 <Doodle> oh
20:28:00 <Doodle> cool
20:30:00 <amelia> i got flowers today
20:30:00 <amelia> they soso pretty
20:30:00 <GoldSpade> new boyfriend amelia?
20:30:00 <amelia> no sir
20:30:00 <GoldSpade> who gave you flowers
20:30:00 <amelia> a client got dem for me
20:31:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
20:31:00 <GoldSpade> probably wanted to get into your pants
20:31:00 <Serenity> WHAT KIND AMEELIO
20:31:00 <Doodle> bloody hell
20:31:00 <Doodle> calm down
20:31:00 <Serenity> i wont
20:32:00 <Doodle> .
20:32:00 <amelia> they are native ones
20:32:00 <Doodle> amelia what do u do so i can be one of ur clients
20:32:00 <Serenity> shes not a hooker doodle
20:32:00 <amelia> ahahaha jeezus
20:32:00 <Doodle> lol good i dont do that sort of thing
20:32:00 <amelia> I show you pic hang on
20:32:00 <Doodle> aiight
20:33:00 <Doodle> i hope she isnt a chest waxer
20:34:00 <amelia> wait i showing pic of flowah powah not of my job haha
20:34:00 <amelia> i work in real estate
20:34:00 <Doodle> oh
20:34:00 <Doodle> damn
20:34:00 <Doodle> the one thing i am not interested in
20:34:00 <Doodle> my ex was a real estate agent
20:34:00 <Serenity> of course she was
20:34:00 <stompin> was she hot
20:35:00 <Doodle> those gruelling 1 day training courses
20:35:00 <Serenity> as if we didnt already know she was a soul sucking demon from the pits of hell
20:35:00 <Doodle> no she was ugly
20:35:00 <Doodle> jeez
20:35:00 <amelia> I fuckin hate cpd courses
20:35:00 <Doodle> eehehe
20:35:00 <amelia> here you go Serenity
20:35:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/h1e9u7O
20:35:00 <Doodle> she used to come home on her lunch break and drink wine
20:35:00 <Serenity> aw theyre nice
20:35:00 <Serenity> they last forevs
20:35:00 <amelia> i do that except i go pub haha
20:35:00 <amelia> yuppp
20:35:00 <Doodle> lol
20:35:00 <Doodle> typical
20:36:00 <amelia> i dun usually like that style but they cool
20:36:00 <Serenity> im convinced our property manager is a witch irl
20:36:00 <GoldSpade> heh far out...$70 worth of flowers there
20:36:00 <Serenity> lovely woman but she looks like a cool witch
20:36:00 <GoldSpade> you must be something amelia
20:36:00 <amelia> all property managers are bulldogs
20:36:00 <Doodle> does she have the head of a horse
20:36:00 <amelia> are those flowers expensive?
20:36:00 <Serenity> nah
20:36:00 <GoldSpade> yea
20:36:00 <Serenity> she legit looks like a trendy witch
20:36:00 <Serenity> mad RBF tho
20:36:00 <stompin> i cant wait for 2 weeks
20:36:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
20:37:00 <stompin> no more fucking renting
20:37:00 <Doodle> i need a trendy witch rn
20:37:00 <Doodle> to magic me sore jaw away
20:37:00 <Serenity> my back is killing me after cooking dins
20:37:00 <amelia> to be fair, my PM is good
20:37:00 <amelia> I never hear from her
20:37:00 <Serenity> i love our PM
20:37:00 <Serenity> after the last prick we had shes a god send
20:37:00 <amelia> she never does inspections, like one jn the year that I've been here
20:38:00 <Doodle> how is that good
20:38:00 <Doodle> she doesnt do her job
20:38:00 <amelia> ahahahaha its good for me
20:38:00 <stompin> i rented a house for 2 years no inspection full bond back
20:38:00 <stompin> was a pretty sweet
20:38:00 <amelia> but she is quick if i ever need to contact her
20:38:00 <amelia> you did well stompin
20:38:00 <stompin> im still waiting the cunt here to come and fix a door so it closes
20:38:00 <stompin> 3months
20:38:00 <Doodle> i've been here for 10 years i;d like them to try and keep my fkn bond
20:39:00 <Doodle> i'll stab them with a trident
20:39:00 <stompin> im soo tempted to round up a big cock in the front lawn
20:39:00 <amelia> i got a good lady that manages my lil villa
20:39:00 <amelia> cruisy as fuck
20:39:00 <Doodle> A TRIDENT
20:39:00 <stompin> once i move ill have to sort my place out tho ;(
20:39:00 <stompin> curtains and land scaping and shit
20:39:00 <Serenity> my lady comes and talks for 15 mins and leaves
20:39:00 <amelia> curtains?
20:39:00 <stompin> i just got another 3g bill for my leg operation too
20:39:00 <amelia> wot kind of property is it
20:39:00 <amelia> curtains look so dated in some properties
20:40:00 <Doodle> i love me curtains
20:40:00 <Doodle> nudie walks around the house
20:40:00 <Doodle> bliss
20:40:00 <amelia> argh i hate dem
20:40:00 <Serenity> i hate blinds
20:40:00 <Serenity> curtains are where its at
20:40:00 <Doodle> i have both
20:40:00 <Doodle> livin de life
20:41:00 <amelia> i jus think curtains haf to be in certain type of house
20:41:00 <Doodle> yea my house
20:41:00 <amelia> hahahaha
20:41:00 <Doodle> so i can have some damn privacy
20:41:00 <amelia> blinds provide privacy
20:42:00 <Doodle> not when theyre open
20:42:00 <Doodle> i dont want to sit in the dark all day
20:42:00 <amelia> neither do curtains when they are open
20:42:00 <Doodle> sheer curtains
20:42:00 <Doodle> not drapes
20:42:00 <Picard> <GoldSpade> when did you last get hooker sex Picard? <--------------today, i paid your sister
20:42:00 <stompin> amelia its just a new shit box 4 bed room 2 bathroom, 2 living room house
20:42:00 <stompin> nothing fancy
20:42:00 <amelia> like the netting?
20:42:00 <Doodle> uhh
20:42:00 <stompin> curtains/bllinds
20:42:00 <stompin> all the same shit
20:42:00 <amelia> new shit box haha?
20:42:00 <Doodle> its a bit nicer than netting
20:42:00 <Clarkson> put me on ignore then cunt
20:42:00 <GoldSpade> stfu Picard
20:43:00 <GoldSpade> heh
20:43:00 <Picard> lol
20:43:00 <stompin> amelia its small and basic compared to what i grew up its been built to a budget
20:43:00 <amelia> issit house n land package
20:43:00 <GoldSpade> er
20:43:00 <amelia> yeah they all small these days
20:43:00 <Picard> stompin you buying a house?
20:43:00 <amelia> all look the same
20:43:00 <amelia> tiny bedrooms
20:43:00 <amelia> compact as fuck
20:43:00 <stompin> nar i got land and then got my mate to build it
20:44:00 <Picard> nice
20:44:00 <amelia> ohhh
20:44:00 <Picard> where do u live
20:44:00 <Doodle> irymple
20:44:00 <stompin> Picard in a town?
20:44:00 <stompin> Uranus
20:44:00 <Picard> Doodle fuck up
20:44:00 <amelia> is a good start anyway
20:44:00 <Doodle> lol
20:44:00 <Doodle> never
20:44:00 <Picard> lol
20:44:00 <Picard> smart cunt
20:44:00 <Picard> fine stompin be an uptight cunt
20:44:00 <Clarkson> are those boobs real
20:44:00 <Doodle> yes clarky
20:45:00 <Clarkson> Bass`Babe85: dick mayo?
20:45:00 <Doodle> ..
20:45:00 <GoldSpade> ehhee oh yes I remember bassbaby
20:45:00 <GoldSpade> oh yea
20:45:00 <GoldSpade> yea I remember her alright
20:45:00 <British^Meat> reckon she remembers you?
20:46:00 <GoldSpade> probably not
20:46:00 <Doodle> can someone do my study for me so i can play video games instead pls
20:46:00 <GoldSpade> i got a different name these days
20:46:00 <stompin> lol
20:46:00 <stompin> Doodle ill study for u pay this weeks bills
20:46:00 <Doodle> piss off
20:46:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
20:46:00 <stompin> :(
20:46:00 <Doodle> i just paid all me bills
20:46:00 <Doodle> SUCK IT
20:47:00 <Doodle> i've run out of brain power today
20:47:00 <stompin> 3g hospital bill, $35k builder, $6k shed, $3k sparky, $5k plumber
20:47:00 <GoldSpade> heeehehe
20:47:00 <ilovevino71> i know that deeling
20:47:00 <stompin> fucking adds up quick
20:47:00 <ilovevino71> feeling
20:47:00 <amelia> jeeeeeezus
20:47:00 <Doodle> i find talking about money to be vulgar
20:47:00 <amelia> how big is your freakin shed for 6k
20:47:00 <Doodle> but real estate agents love that shit
20:47:00 <Clarkson> its ill bill faggot
20:47:00 <Doodle> see
20:48:00 <stompin> thats only the slab
20:48:00 <amelia> ahahaahha wtf Doodle
20:48:00 <stompin> the sheds 7m x 11m x 4.2m
20:48:00 <Doodle> :)
20:48:00 <GoldSpade> how does he know that
20:48:00 <amelia> agents like talking about money? Talkin about a fuckin shed
20:48:00 <Doodle> just sayin
20:49:00 <amelia> you know a lot of agents?
20:49:00 <Doodle> yeah actually lol
20:49:00 <amelia> maybe you raise the topic of $$
20:50:00 <Doodle> are u getting defensive
20:50:00 <amelia> when am i not defensive
20:50:00 <Doodle> when you're asleep?
20:50:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
20:50:00 <Doodle> also does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
20:50:00 <amelia> not convinced
20:50:00 <amelia> hahahaa
20:50:00 <Doodle> eehhe
20:51:00 <amelia> fuck off back to your radio presentation
20:51:00 <amelia> :p
20:51:00 <Doodle> no i've done that
20:51:00 <Doodle> it was a great success
20:51:00 <amelia> the smiley makes it ok
20:51:00 <Doodle> i am the toast of town
20:51:00 <amelia> YUM toast
20:51:00 <Doodle> ye
20:51:00 <amelia> wif Vegemite
20:51:00 <Serenity> mmm
20:51:00 <Doodle> faux heard me radio interview, it made her wet her knickers
20:51:00 <Serenity> dat woz me brekky
20:52:00 <amelia> mmmmmmm
20:52:00 <Serenity> OF COURSE FOX DID
20:52:00 <Doodle> piss off you'd be in a puddle too
20:52:00 <Serenity> im suprised she hasnt climbed out of your womb yet
20:52:00 <Doodle> :o
20:52:00 <Doodle> are u jealous
20:52:00 <Serenity> oh yeah
20:52:00 <Serenity> i went there
20:53:00 <Doodle> mmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmm
20:53:00 <dematerialised> p
20:53:00 <Doodle> i'm thinking of shaving off me chin pubes after 20 years but i'm scared of what is under them
20:54:00 <stompin> lol
20:54:00 <Doodle> what if i have no chin
20:54:00 <Serenity> dust bunnies
20:54:00 <Doodle> or 40 chins
20:54:00 <Doodle> D:
20:54:00 <stompin> honestly tho building a house was dumb idea
20:54:00 <Serenity> i remember begging my ex to shave his chin pubes off
20:54:00 <stompin> spent so much more money than expected
20:54:00 <Serenity> then instantly regretting it because he has no chin
20:54:00 <Doodle> lol
20:54:00 <Doodle> ye
20:54:00 <Doodle> maybe i will keep it
20:54:00 <Doodle> ..
20:54:00 <Doodle> and grow a porn stache instead
20:54:00 <Doodle> like me dad
20:54:00 <Serenity> do u have a dimple in ur chin
20:55:00 <Doodle> nah
20:55:00 <Serenity> naw
20:55:00 <Doodle> just everywhere else
20:55:00 <amelia> did you choose the plans
20:55:00 <amelia> stompin
20:55:00 <stompin> yer i changed it up a bit
20:56:00 <amelia> then you gotta put air con in too?
20:56:00 <Serenity> gawd i ated too many zoodles
20:56:00 <stompin> but there was that moment after u built it that u relise u shuld have changed some shit haaha
20:56:00 <Clarkson> Are you using dog shit for toothpaste Mullet?
20:56:00 <stompin> yer its got aircon
20:56:00 <dematerialised> ok im back i didn't murder any prostitutes
20:56:00 <Doodle> whats a zoodle
20:56:00 <stompin> ducted heating/cooling
20:56:00 <dematerialised> dont believe the news
20:56:00 <amelia> haha always after the case
20:56:00 <Serenity> zucchini cut like noodles
20:57:00 <amelia> is first home tho
20:57:00 <amelia> learn for next time
20:57:00 <Doodle> oer
20:57:00 <Doodle> lah di dah
20:57:00 <Serenity> i made some awesome chicken pasta thing for the others n had the same thing but with zoodles
20:57:00 <Serenity> wasnt bad but now im hurtin lol
20:57:00 <Doodle> nice one
20:57:00 <Doodle> lol
20:57:00 <Doodle> oops
20:57:00 <Doodle> my niece had her tonsils out today
20:58:00 <Doodle> was a total bitch to everyone
20:58:00 <dematerialised> ive made pasta 7 days in a row, i now have a beautiful daughter and a vineyard
20:58:00 <amelia> aren't you stuffing your face wif fats now that you can
20:58:00 <Doodle> til they drugged her up
20:58:00 <Serenity> ooh loads of jelly for her
20:58:00 <amelia> or are you over that stage
20:58:00 <Doodle> not everyone loves stuffing their face with fats like u amelia
20:58:00 <Serenity> having my gallbladder out isnt gonna stop me getting fat again haha
20:58:00 <amelia> uhm yes they do ok
20:58:00 <Serenity> i had a couple of tim tams the day after i got out of hosp thats about all
20:58:00 <Doodle> lol
20:58:00 <amelia> thats it?!?!
20:59:00 <Serenity> yuh
20:59:00 <amelia> jus 2x tim tams
20:59:00 <Doodle> sezz at least if u ever get fat you'll know u will always weigh less than if u still had ur gall bladder
20:59:00 <Doodle> did they weigh it for u
20:59:00 <Serenity> and i had bacon and eggs for dinner the other night just cause but i still didnt go over my calories so it doenst count haha
20:59:00 <amelia> haha
20:59:00 <Serenity> they prob did doodle but i didnt ask, the surgeon said it was massive tho
21:00:00 <Doodle> eek
21:00:00 <Serenity> i see her again in 3 weeks ill ask her how big it was
21:00:00 <Doodle> did u say 'oh ye i heard u like em massive m8' to her?
21:00:00 <amelia> 4x tiny lil belly scars?
21:00:00 <amelia> why do you have to see her again
21:00:00 <Serenity> follow up
21:00:00 <amelia> issit private or public
21:00:00 <Serenity> public
21:00:00 <amelia> oh
21:01:00 <amelia> they didn't follow up wif me wtf why do you get a follow up
21:01:00 <stompin> prviate is a fucking rip
21:01:00 <amelia> why do they care more about you
21:01:00 <stompin> im still getting fucking bills
21:01:00 <Doodle> lol
21:01:00 <Serenity> i cant even see the incision on my belly button and the other two are barely noticable the biggest one is from the drain
21:01:00 <Doodle> i have phi but i still have to pay $10k out of pocket for my surgery
21:01:00 <Doodle> would be $25k without
21:01:00 <amelia> wot surgery
21:02:00 <Doodle> sex change
21:02:00 <Serenity> tit job
21:02:00 <Doodle> and a tit job
21:02:00 <Serenity> see
21:02:00 <Doodle> lol
21:02:00 <Serenity> haha
21:02:00 <amelia> tear drops?
21:02:00 <Doodle> u bet
21:02:00 <amelia> under the muscle?
21:02:00 <Doodle> no thats weird guy
21:02:00 <dematerialised> doodle is going to become the most handsome lady you've ever seen
21:02:00 <Doodle> plus i dont have any muscle
21:02:00 <amelia> weakling
21:02:00 <Doodle> yep
21:03:00 <possesd> I love trannies
21:03:00 <Doodle> i tried for ages to put muscle on and gave up
21:03:00 <amelia> float away in a gust of wind
21:03:00 <Doodle> i cant eat that much
21:03:00 <amelia> you tried to gain muscle by just eating?
21:03:00 <Doodle> lol no
21:04:00 <amelia> my mama emailed me @ work about pokemons today
21:04:00 <dematerialised> has anyone seen taco recently?
21:04:00 <dematerialised> im worried for him
21:04:00 <amelia> and she keeps calling it The Pokemons
21:04:00 <Doodle> my dad calls the microwave the microwaves
21:04:00 <amelia> are you playing The Pokemons like the rest of the world?
21:05:00 <possesd> it's almost correct because you do play them
21:05:00 <amelia> The Pokemons are inside my work and one of the guys caught the Pokemons
21:05:00 <Doodle> lol
21:05:00 <Doodle> is ur mum a reffo
21:05:00 <British^Meat> taco is probably hiding like a weasel under a new name
21:05:00 <amelia> reffo?
21:05:00 <Doodle> refugee
21:06:00 <dematerialised> i just want to know he's ok bmp
21:06:00 <amelia> haha no
21:06:00 <Doodle> my mum sold something on fb the other day, a malaysian woman called vladimir came and picked it up
21:06:00 <dematerialised> radimir
21:06:00 <Serenity> maybe possesd is taco
21:06:00 <dematerialised> nah
21:06:00 <amelia> i asked her wow do they come inside your work mama? Shes like "yeap they come inside those little pokemons do"
21:06:00 <Doodle> looool
21:07:00 <Picard> fucking pokemon
21:07:00 <possesd> I'm just a random individual
21:07:00 <Serenity> Picard is just angry cause his taxes pay for them freeloading pokemons
21:07:00 <British^Meat> lol
21:07:00 <Doodle> do people confuse you with snorlax and try to capture u Picard
21:07:00 <Picard> Serenity dont you have some walking to do?
21:07:00 <British^Meat> Picard and his "WORK MONEY TAXES JOBS" speil
21:08:00 <possesd> haha
21:08:00 <dematerialised> jobs and growth
21:08:00 <British^Meat> he's so old
21:08:00 <Serenity> why would I Picard
21:08:00 <dematerialised> jobs and growth
21:08:00 <Doodle> Jobson Growth
21:08:00 <dematerialised> good bloke
21:08:00 <Picard> gotta keep that weight off hun
21:08:00 <Doodle> apparently
21:08:00 <possesd> is picard on the pension yet?
21:08:00 <Doodle> is Picard on a treadmill yet
21:08:00 <dematerialised> picard will die long before he reaches pension age
21:08:00 <Serenity> just because you cant actually buy a treadmill that is weight loaded to handle your pink potatoe head. doesnt mean the rest of us have to spend 24/7 on a treadmill
21:08:00 <Doodle> is Picard on a mental health plan yet
21:09:00 <dematerialised> unfortunately
21:09:00 <Serenity> not to mention i just had surgery you pink spastic
21:09:00 <Doodle> SEZZ
21:09:00 <faux> climb out of his womb?
21:09:00 <dematerialised> pink sock
21:09:00 <amelia> potaToe
21:09:00 <Picard> lol
21:09:00 <faux> idgi
21:09:00 <Doodle> U CAN GET HORSEMILLS
21:09:00 <Picard> lap band?
21:09:00 <Serenity> yeah i got a lapband after i lost the weight
21:09:00 <Serenity> G1
21:09:00 <Doodle> me either faux but it sounds hot
21:09:00 <British^Meat> lol
21:09:00 <faux> ok
21:09:00 <British^Meat> fkn monger
21:09:00 <amelia> lake monger
21:09:00 <Serenity> HUHU
21:09:00 <Serenity> lol doodle wot
21:09:00 <Picard> is it true u lost over 50kgs?
21:09:00 <dematerialised> what sezz is saying faux is that you're hung like an alabama black snake
21:10:00 <dematerialised> too buku
21:10:00 <faux> on ok
21:10:00 <Serenity> yes ive lost 51kg picard
21:10:00 <Serenity> you should try it some time
21:10:00 <faux> oh*
21:10:00 <Picard> fuk
21:10:00 <Doodle> lol
21:10:00 <possesd> ahaah
21:10:00 <possesd> wd
21:10:00 <amelia> dats like a whole persob
21:10:00 <amelia> person
21:10:00 <possesd> it is
21:10:00 <Serenity> yeah thats my entire sister
21:10:00 <amelia> maybe bit less den a whole
21:10:00 <Serenity> its funknees
21:10:00 <amelia> its like someone fauxs height maybe
21:11:00 <dematerialised> my left nut weighs 154kg
21:11:00 <Serenity> nah my sister is my height and she weighs 50kg
21:11:00 <dematerialised> brb pooping
21:11:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
21:11:00 <amelia> she tiny
21:11:00 <Picard> pics dematerialised
21:11:00 <Serenity> shes about a size 6 if shes lucky
21:11:00 <amelia> jeezus
21:11:00 <amelia> I could flick her
21:11:00 <Doodle> bean
21:12:00 <amelia> ahahahaa
21:12:00 <amelia> fukn hell
21:12:00 <faux> mm
21:12:00 <Doodle> soz i had to
21:12:00 <Serenity> next time shes up here ill get a pic next to her
21:12:00 <amelia> back to your bae windoe m8
21:12:00 <Serenity> see a good comparison pic actually
21:12:00 <Serenity> see = be
21:12:00 <amelia> no doubt
21:12:00 <amelia> how does she stay so little
21:12:00 <amelia> i need all her secrets
21:12:00 <faux> kids
21:12:00 <Serenity> shes type 1 diabetic so that helps
21:12:00 <faux> no time 2 eat
21:12:00 <faux> oh
21:12:00 <Doodle> lol
21:12:00 <amelia> ok fuck that
21:12:00 <Serenity> and shes got 6 kids
21:13:00 <faux> lol
21:13:00 <amelia> ok even more fuck that
21:13:00 <possesd> how old is she?
21:13:00 <Serenity> haha
21:13:00 <Serenity> shes 40
21:13:00 <amelia> i drove at 3.30 today and had to go thru school zone
21:13:00 <amelia> it was fuckin hectic
21:13:00 <faux> a tiny size 6 gving birth must be hell
21:13:00 <Serenity> school zones are insane
21:13:00 <Doodle> i did the school run yesterday
21:13:00 <amelia> pick up is bs i dunno how you mums do it
21:13:00 <Doodle> IN
21:13:00 <Doodle> sane
21:13:00 <Serenity> faux she had twins... a week later she was wearing her size 8 jeans
21:13:00 <amelia> 3.30pm is actually worse than peak hr
21:13:00 <Doodle> ITS NOT JUST MUMS TY
21:13:00 <Serenity> i just about cut her head off
21:13:00 <faux> lol golly
21:13:00 <Doodle> SOMETIMES UNCLES
21:14:00 <Doodle> SEXIST
21:14:00 <faux> lucky bitch
21:14:00 <Serenity> she eats 23423423x more than i do
21:14:00 <Serenity> i h8 her
21:14:00 <amelia> ARE YOU GETTING DEFENSIVE?
21:14:00 <faux> she got teh good metabolis?
21:14:00 <faux> m
21:14:00 <Doodle> NO
21:14:00 <Doodle> SHUT UP PISS OFF
21:14:00 <Doodle> ETC
21:14:00 <faux> stop yellin u fux
21:14:00 <Serenity> mostly its the diabetes tbh
21:14:00 <Doodle> ok
21:14:00 <Serenity> same reason mums so skinny
21:14:00 <faux> ffs
21:14:00 <amelia> PoTaToe
21:14:00 <Doodle> my sis is about 50kgs
21:14:00 <faux> ny mum started smoking again
21:14:00 <Doodle> weirdo
21:15:00 <Serenity> nooo
21:15:00 <possesd> I'm suprised you didn't have type 2 if you've lost 50 kgs
21:15:00 <faux> she never tells me i aleays guess
21:15:00 <Doodle> i lost 50kgs without the help of diabetes
21:15:00 <faux> cos when were on the phone
21:15:00 <Serenity> no i didnt have type 2 ty 4 ur concern
21:15:00 <faux> i hear her exhale
21:15:00 <faux> and im like
21:15:00 <faux> EXCUZE ME R U SMOKEN RN
21:15:00 <Serenity> rofll
21:15:00 <faux> lol
21:15:00 <Serenity> smokers smell so bad :(
21:15:00 <Serenity> im so glad i quit
21:15:00 <faux> nah she never does tbh
21:15:00 <Doodle> my dad started smoking again at the age of 71
21:15:00 <possesd> I'm a chain smoker
21:15:00 <Doodle> he thinks we dont know
21:16:00 <faux> she doesn't smell like a crusty smoker
21:16:00 <Serenity> ok im going to the shops to buy new scales before i have a mental breakdown
21:16:00 <Serenity> bbs
21:16:00 <faux> what
21:16:00 <Doodle> SARAH
21:16:00 <faux> why
21:16:00 <Doodle> fukn stop it
21:16:00 <Serenity> because mine broke
21:16:00 <amelia> o ye its Thursday
21:16:00 <Serenity> and i cant not have them
21:16:00 <faux> YOU HAD SURGERY
21:16:00 <Doodle> so leave them fucking broken
21:16:00 <Doodle> yeah
21:16:00 <faux> why are you weighing yourself
21:16:00 <faux> lol
21:16:00 <Doodle> you;re recovering u dikhed
21:16:00 <faux> chrisy
21:16:00 <faux> t
21:16:00 <dematerialised> i got me haircut tonight
21:16:00 <faux> pix
21:16:00 <Serenity> because I will need to weigh myself in the future you mongs rofl
21:16:00 <possesd> grats demat
21:16:00 <dematerialised> do i ahve to?
21:16:00 <amelia> get yo scales grrl
21:17:00 <Doodle> so get them in the future u mong
21:17:00 <Serenity> no
21:17:00 <amelia> Do DaT DeR
21:17:00 <amelia> why can't she get em tonight
21:17:00 <Serenity> surgery isnt an excuse to start putting on winter weight lol
21:17:00 <dematerialised> actually i have to go get my phone anyway
21:17:00 <amelia> wots the big fuckin deal in getting scales
21:17:00 <Clarkson> ive uploaded it on gay matchmaker with his profile i made for him with his personal details lol
21:17:00 <Doodle> IF U FUCKEN WEIGH URSELF AND POST FB UPDATES I AM SPAMMING THEM ALL WITH REBECCA BLACK VIDEOS
21:17:00 <faux> lmao
21:17:00 <faux> delete.
21:17:00 <Serenity> good
21:17:00 <Serenity> cause i will
21:17:00 <Serenity> so ner
21:17:00 <faux> blocking doodle forever
21:17:00 <Serenity> LOL FAUX
21:17:00 <Doodle> good
21:17:00 <Serenity> deleted.
21:17:00 <Doodle> then get ready
21:17:00 <faux> LOL
21:17:00 <Serenity> ok fu guys im goin
21:17:00 <faux> oh i didnt even think of that
21:17:00 <faux> lmaooo
21:17:00 <Doodle> u know the amount if shit music i can access
21:17:00 <faux> Deleted.
21:17:00 <faux> Toothpaste bitch.
21:18:00 <faux> can she even drive et
21:18:00 <faux> yet
21:18:00 <faux> like is she allowed to yet
21:18:00 <faux> cos stitched
21:18:00 <faux> s
21:18:00 <possesd> what was the op
21:18:00 <faux> gallbladder removal
21:19:00 <possesd> fark
21:19:00 <faux> FaRK
21:19:00 <possesd> I'd be like a hypo not moving from bed for 3 months
21:19:00 <faux> a hypo
21:19:00 <faux> or a hippo
21:19:00 <possesd> hypocondriact
21:19:00 <possesd> lol
21:19:00 <faux> oh
21:19:00 <amelia> i don't think recovery is 3 months fwend
21:19:00 <faux> lol
21:19:00 <dematerialised> brrt brrt faux
21:19:00 <faux> yeah its like a week maye
21:19:00 <faux> maybe
21:20:00 <faux> what shane?
21:20:00 <possesd> I don't trust doctors
21:20:00 <faux> idgi
21:20:00 <amelia> jus a bit stiff, nuffin major
21:20:00 <Serenity> im allowed to drive
21:20:00 <dematerialised> your phone
21:20:00 <dematerialised> pic
21:20:00 <Doodle> heh
21:20:00 <Serenity> i can even do exercise
21:20:00 <faux> i havent gotten anythibf
21:20:00 <dematerialised> da fok
21:20:00 <amelia> fuck off get your scales
21:20:00 <possesd> post it dematerialised
21:20:00 <Serenity> just no lifting
21:20:00 <amelia> capiche?
21:20:00 <Doodle> k bak 2 werk bblz
21:20:00 <Serenity> im waitin 4 mi kid
21:20:00 <dematerialised> careful possesd you'll reveal yourself
21:20:00 <amelia> m8 fuk the kid off
21:20:00 <faux> k i got it now
21:20:00 <dematerialised> :)
21:20:00 <faux> your chin hairs give me anxiety
21:21:00 <dematerialised> you're welcome
21:21:00 <Serenity> slower dan a wet week
21:21:00 <amelia> chinny chin chin
21:21:00 <faux> theyre so irrelevant to your face
21:21:00 <faux> lol
21:21:00 <Serenity> ok bye
21:21:00 <dematerialised> i need those chin hairs because i dont have a chin or neck
21:21:00 <dematerialised> they help outline my face
21:21:00 <faux> lollllll
21:21:00 <amelia> NoT BY Da HaiRS
21:21:00 <faux> do you have a pic withoutchin hairs
21:21:00 <faux> i wanna see
21:21:00 <dematerialised> probably somewhere
21:21:00 <dematerialised> lemme look
21:21:00 <faux> find it
21:21:00 <faux> k
21:24:00 <amelia> Top Dup opening donut shop in city ooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeer
21:25:00 <dematerialised> ok how the fuck do i send a pic on this thing that isnt from the camera
21:25:00 <dematerialised> fuckign technology
21:26:00 <possesd> donuts hey amelia
21:26:00 <amelia> DONUTS!
21:26:00 <georgeandwell> gidday m8
21:26:00 <amelia> not shitty krispy kreme ones
21:27:00 <possesd> is it an american chain?
21:27:00 <amelia> no i think its jus Perth
21:27:00 <dematerialised> lol faux i just accidentally opened the camera and i was frowning so hard trying to figure out how to send this pic
21:28:00 <georgeandwell> hi
21:28:00 <georgeandwell> hows it garn
21:28:00 <amelia> https://cupcakelandadventures.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/top-dup-doughnut-stack.jpg?w=683&h=1024
21:29:00 <amelia> hie georgie porgie
21:29:00 <georgeandwell> hey
21:29:00 <georgeandwell> krispy kremes are quite good
21:29:00 <georgeandwell> pricey tho
21:41:00 <Picard> they are shit
21:43:00 <erlich> i just had wonton soup'
21:43:00 <erlich> who's jelly?
21:44:00 <Picard> nope
21:45:00 <amsy> bit
21:46:00 <amelia> *hand up*
22:01:00 <GoldSpade> what did he do wrong @'s
22:04:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
22:09:00 <couleurs> Hi All
22:09:00 <dematerialised> u wanna chip bro
22:09:00 <dematerialised> ?
22:09:00 <couleurs> YEA
22:09:00 <dematerialised> heck yes you do
22:10:00 <couleurs> did you watched mr robo...
22:10:00 <dematerialised> is the ep out?
22:10:00 <dematerialised> i didnt see it
22:10:00 <dematerialised> oh
22:10:00 <dematerialised> so it is
22:10:00 <couleurs> YEA
22:11:00 <couleurs> it was good
22:11:00 <dematerialised> of course it was it's mr robot
22:11:00 <dematerialised> duh
22:11:00 <couleurs> things are in motion now
22:12:00 <couleurs> https://gyazo.com/e394637e357500d5ccb2c9bc15830355
22:12:00 <couleurs> AMASEING SHIT
22:13:00 <TheRiddler> I'm watching gods of egypt
22:13:00 <Serenity> hi morans i am back wiv skales
22:13:00 <breaker> Sarah.
22:13:00 <ShadowLurker> lyk fush
22:13:00 <dematerialised> im not clicking on that couleurs because its a spoiler and you'd dick me like that
22:13:00 <TheRiddler> knew you were a lizard
22:13:00 <Serenity> David.
22:13:00 <dematerialised> i only eat plank-ton bro
22:13:00 <TheRiddler> you're a lizard 'arry
22:13:00 <Serenity> You are wrong dematerialised
22:14:00 <Serenity> its plinkton
22:14:00 <couleurs> not really, just a good image
22:14:00 <Serenity> or to be more specific its plinktun
22:14:00 <dematerialised> dont be racist Serenity
22:14:00 <couleurs> ( ͝° ͜ ʖ͡°)
22:14:00 <Serenity> its not my fault they dont know their vowels
22:15:00 <faux> mmm
22:15:00 <couleurs> i give this weeks episode a 10/10 not the usual 12/10 or 11/10 but still a 10/10 ok bye RiP
22:15:00 <faux> chamomile and spearmint tea
22:15:00 <Serenity> Doodle and faux I just ate 4 lollies R U HAPPY NOW
22:16:00 <dematerialised> pig
22:16:00 <faux> lol
22:16:00 <dematerialised> i just had enough food to feed the entire population of rwanda
22:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks!
22:17:00 <georgeandwell> hi
22:18:00 <Serenity> i had 2 mint leaves a jersy caramel n a mini fruit stick
22:19:00 <Serenity> kates
22:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice!
22:19:00 <georgeandwell> hi
22:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
22:19:00 <faux> yum i love mint leaves
22:19:00 <breaker> faux, Are you ok?
22:20:00 <faux> fuck off faggot
22:20:00 <Clarkson> Where the fuck are you?
22:20:00 <georgeandwell> hi faux
22:20:00 <georgeandwell> how r u
22:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> not a fan of mint leaves
22:21:00 <Serenity> i also bought 3 new cardigans cause im a nanna n kmart had em for $3
22:21:00 <breaker> lollllllll
22:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> but jersy caramels are me fave
22:21:00 <dematerialised> mmmm me too
22:21:00 <dematerialised> lets get married
22:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> holy shit… i need $3 cardi’s
22:21:00 <Serenity> jersy caramels are the bomb
22:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES
22:21:00 <breaker> CaRDi'z
22:21:00 <dematerialised> ok sorry k9 im marrying Serenity now
22:21:00 <dematerialised> bye
22:22:00 <Serenity> its only because i dont have a newborn dw
22:22:00 <georgeandwell> dimmeys sell ladies gstrings for 50c each
22:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> I got a cardi from kmart for $20 … it’s like…..i donno layered?
22:22:00 <Serenity> ooh
22:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> not layered but…kinda shorter at the front longer at the back
22:22:00 <Serenity> these are just standard cardis but they will be good for at home when im freezing and need 15 layers on
22:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> So today I joined up for mixed basketball!
22:23:00 <Serenity> ooh really
22:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> im probably slighly insane
22:23:00 <Serenity> that sounds fun
22:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yah
22:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… hopefully! I roped a few friends into it lol
22:23:00 <Serenity> i cant wait to get my endurance back i feel so piss weak atm
22:24:00 <Maurice> Mint leaves are shit
22:24:00 <Serenity> you fuck off
22:24:00 <Serenity> immediately
22:24:00 <Maurice> UR FACE MVIII
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ maurice! I <3 your tastes!
22:24:00 <breaker> Lori.
22:24:00 <Maurice> Dave.
22:24:00 <Maurice> I would have tipped my hat but I'm not wearing one
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:25:00 <Serenity> also not impressed I cant wear jeans atm im living in tights like a houso
22:26:00 <Picard> i thought u were a houso
22:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah, there is nothing wrong with tights!
22:27:00 <Serenity> no picard im not you
22:27:00 <Maurice> There goes Picard with his witty quips
22:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:28:00 <Serenity> he's been on the ball tonight hes already asked me if i got a lap band and why im not out walking
22:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh jesus
22:28:00 <Serenity> lolll
22:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> ice users! next!
22:29:00 <Picard> im looking out for your health
22:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> why not look out for your own
22:29:00 <Serenity> look out for your own fatso
22:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
22:29:00 <Picard> dont want you falling into old habits and gaining 70kgs
22:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> isn’t your head 70kgs?
22:29:00 <Serenity> you're the one whos doing an awesome impression of mars picard
22:29:00 <Serenity> worry about your own health
22:29:00 <Maurice> Yeah Serenity, you'll end up looking like his wife if you do
22:29:00 <breaker> Pictard
22:29:00 <faux> gollh
22:29:00 <faux> his wife
22:29:00 <Picard> you lost 51kgs and you called me fat pmsl
22:29:00 <faux> barfelona
22:30:00 <Serenity> yes because im not fat anymore and you are
22:30:00 <Serenity> fatty
22:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> baahahaa
22:30:00 <Picard> lol u were huge
22:30:00 <faux> you ARE huge
22:30:00 <faux> stop typjng
22:30:00 <Picard> wat did u weigh 125kgs?
22:30:00 <Serenity> you ARE huge rofl
22:30:00 <faux> your face is a planet
22:30:00 <Serenity> bigger than I ever was rofll
22:30:00 <georgeandwell> hehe
22:30:00 <Serenity> you're tipping 150 picard and you're an outright liar if you deny that
22:30:00 <georgeandwell> over 100kg is heavy
22:31:00 <Picard> seriously you said u lost 51kgs you must of been a mountain
22:31:00 <Picard> lol 150
22:31:00 <faux> MuST oF
22:31:00 <faux> wb couleurs
22:31:00 <georgeandwell> if i lots 51kg id be 30
22:31:00 <Serenity> i was still smaller than you are now picard
22:31:00 <faux> i have a video 4 u
22:31:00 <Serenity> point is im not fat anymore and you're a walking heart attack worry about your own body fat man
22:31:00 <Picard> faux i got told u are pushing 110kgs, this true?
22:31:00 <couleurs> thx u
22:31:00 <faux> Christina:
22:31:00 <faux> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1177497295614997&id=987351394629589
22:31:00 <georgeandwell> do ne grls here want an asian dick
22:32:00 <Picard> lol Serenity my heart is just fine
22:32:00 <faux> lol
22:32:00 <Serenity> no its not
22:32:00 <faux> ye im 110
22:32:00 <faux> ask Serenity
22:32:00 <Serenity> ye maybe even 110.8
22:32:00 <faux> lmao
22:32:00 <Maurice> Shit, not the .8
22:32:00 <faux> i know fuck.
22:32:00 <Serenity> makes all the diff
22:33:00 <couleurs> lmao
22:33:00 <Serenity> like picards only 149.8 so hes not 150kg pink potato
22:33:00 <georgeandwell> if ur 110 why dont u be vegetarian m8
22:33:00 <faux> ty i will take that into consideration
22:33:00 <Serenity> rofl..
22:33:00 <georgeandwell> its white ppl they eat 2 much food
22:33:00 <faux> ye
22:33:00 <georgeandwell> every1 is fat
22:33:00 <Serenity> rofl
22:33:00 <faux> ikr
22:34:00 <Serenity> now ive got the small potatoes song in my head
22:35:00 <Picard> love how u think u know, 150 pmsl
22:35:00 <Picard> http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/rendezview/stop-the-overreaction-this-was-not-torture/news-story/7d2e9854021b2a9d9589e33599a48f9b
22:35:00 <faux> THERE IS NO I IN HUMMUS
22:35:00 <faux> THERE IS ONLY US
22:36:00 <Serenity> humm us luv
22:36:00 <faux> mus in arabic means suck
22:36:00 <faux> mus ayriiiii
22:36:00 <faux> = smd
22:36:00 <Serenity> ooh
22:36:00 <couleurs> how was your breakfast date and treadmill this morning Picard
22:36:00 <faux> #arabfunfact197
22:37:00 <Serenity> that horse walker thing actually makes sense when u think about it
22:37:00 <Picard> couleurs wonderful, i had eggs bene
22:37:00 <erlich> sa/3
22:38:00 <georgeandwell> i dont like italians
22:38:00 <Serenity> im sure they dont like you either
22:38:00 <Picard> they probably dont like u
22:38:00 <couleurs> was the treadmill your date or what
22:38:00 <Picard> no
22:38:00 <Picard> the wife was
22:39:00 <couleurs> SAUCEY
22:39:00 <georgeandwell> aussies gotta eat less fiod
22:40:00 <Picard> whats fiod?
22:40:00 <georgeandwell> exercise more
22:40:00 <couleurs> stop typing pls georgeandwell
22:40:00 <georgeandwell> food
22:40:00 <Serenity> yes. please stop
22:42:00 <georgeandwell> gotta remeber to goto footscray by fresh fish
22:43:00 <georgeandwell> or can tuma will do m8
22:43:00 <Picard> i dont want a tuma
22:43:00 <georgeandwell> tuna
22:43:00 <georgeandwell> with pasta
22:43:00 <georgeandwell> italians copy pasta from chinese niodles
22:44:00 <amsy> shoosh
22:44:00 <Doodle> amsy
22:44:00 <Doodle> shars ya niodles
22:44:00 <amsy> hi
22:44:00 <amsy> lol
22:44:00 <georgeandwell> i dont like asians who r christians
22:44:00 <couleurs> hi amsy :u
22:44:00 <amsy> hi cc :$
22:44:00 <faux> vote to ban georgeandwell
22:44:00 <faux> 8
22:44:00 <amsy> 1
22:44:00 <Doodle> 64
22:44:00 <amsy> oh
22:44:00 <couleurs> 99
22:44:00 <georgeandwell> qe shoyld genoicde asian christans
22:45:00 <Doodle> lol
22:45:00 <Maurice> And by crowd, I mean just faux
22:45:00 <faux> excuse me
22:45:00 <faux> i was typing
22:45:00 <Doodle> niodle genoicide
22:45:00 <Maurice> So you can get him when he rejoins
22:45:00 <faux> and its the PEOPLE have spoken
22:45:00 <couleurs> he's the worst, just types random racist shit all the time
22:45:00 <faux> get it right pls
22:45:00 <faux> youre fired
22:45:00 <Maurice> You can go mus a bag of dicks
22:45:00 <faux> yeah hes weird
22:45:00 <faux> LMAO
22:45:00 <faux> rofl Maurice
22:46:00 <faux> laughing way too hard at that
22:46:00 <Maurice> My cat has gone into batshit crazy mode, she just ran for the window sill and headbutted the window
22:46:00 <Maurice> It'll be a broken neck instead of a broken leg
22:47:00 <Serenity> i went to pick turbo up before then realised im not allowed to :(
22:47:00 <Maurice> Coz he's so fat?
22:47:00 <Serenity> yeah pre much rofl im not allowed to lift more than 5kg
22:47:00 <Maurice> Oh he's fucked then lol
22:48:00 <Doodle> oh so u cant give me a wristy then
22:48:00 <Serenity> lol nope
22:48:00 <Doodle> lol imagine a 5kg cock
22:48:00 <Serenity> christ
22:48:00 <Doodle> there is one on my couch atm
22:49:00 <amsy> hi rooster
22:49:00 <Serenity> eehehehe
22:49:00 <Doodle> hiiii amsypoos
22:49:00 <Doodle> he said
22:49:00 <amsy> haha
22:49:00 <Doodle> with his evil eyes
22:49:00 <Doodle> he's totally wrecked these couches and i cbf moving my new one in
22:50:00 <amsy> but new is nice
22:51:00 <Doodle> til he gets to it
22:51:00 <Doodle> i have to get rid of these ones first anyway, no room
22:51:00 <Doodle> plus its new as in been sitting in my sisters rumpus room for 5 years
22:52:00 <amsy> oh
22:53:00 <Doodle> i should just get them to drop it off on their way when they move
22:54:00 <erlich> < georgeandwell> qe shoyld genoicde asian christans <--- or he could have just said "kill xm"
22:54:00 <Serenity> homer: ohh you're wearing a new black shirt? here let me shed you the coat of my people
22:55:00 <faux> is persistently a word
22:55:00 <erlich> yes
22:55:00 <faux> th
22:55:00 <faux> ty
22:56:00 <erlich> are you writing a letter to the council
22:57:00 <Serenity> picard persistently takes numerous cocks up his bum
22:57:00 <Clarkson> no nobody gives a fuck
22:58:00 <Serenity> oh..
23:00:00 <GoldSpade> where's fax tonite...very quite "up" there
23:01:00 <Serenity> that chip on your shoulder is getting stale GoldSpade
23:01:00 <GoldSpade> yeah its a bit heavy as well
23:01:00 <couleurs> GoldSpade: can you type /s again or /quit
23:01:00 <GoldSpade> sick of it
23:01:00 <GoldSpade> ok colours
23:01:00 <GoldSpade> ./s
23:01:00 <couleurs> HEEheh
23:01:00 <GoldSpade> ,/quit
23:02:00 <GoldSpade> thee you several ways of doing it
23:02:00 <couleurs> ok
23:02:00 <GoldSpade> you like that huh
23:02:00 <GoldSpade> heh
23:02:00 <breaker> //say $ip
23:03:00 <GoldSpade> $ip
23:03:00 <GoldSpade> there you go
23:03:00 <breaker> /
23:04:00 <georgeandwell> gidday m8
23:04:00 <GoldSpade> hi flakka
23:04:00 <georgeandwell> hi
23:04:00 <georgeandwell> m8
23:04:00 <breaker> fLakKa
23:05:00 <GoldSpade> dont do it
23:05:00 <GoldSpade> turns you into satan
23:05:00 <GoldSpade> dont take flakka
23:08:00 <GoldSpade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2Tcq-j3oAE
23:08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: We spent 24 hours living through Florida’s flakka crisis Views: 578,767 Uploader: Fusion Uploaded: Jul 7, 2015 Duration: 6m26s Rating: 4.68
23:08:00 <GoldSpade> speading like wild fire
23:08:00 <georgeandwell> i hate both satan and god
23:09:00 <georgeandwell> but i wish to have both their powers
23:09:00 <georgeandwell> adrian bailey
23:09:00 <georgeandwell> aussie legend?
23:10:00 <GoldSpade> who is that
23:10:00 <georgeandwell> some guy
23:10:00 <GoldSpade> dont know him
23:10:00 <GoldSpade> some is not acting normal they say on the clip
23:11:00 <GoldSpade> they should try irc
23:11:00 <georgeandwell> yeh
23:13:00 <GoldSpade> some guy using flakka thought it was a porn star!
23:13:00 <GoldSpade> heheehe
23:15:00 <georgeandwell> wgat is fkakka
23:16:00 <georgeandwell> sound gay
23:16:00 <GoldSpade> a new age drug that turns you into satan
23:16:00 <georgeandwell> u mean meth
23:16:00 <GoldSpade> no no no
23:16:00 <GoldSpade> its makes people feel insane,,,and they kill themselves
23:17:00 <georgeandwell> ok
23:17:00 <georgeandwell> im not into drugs
23:17:00 <GoldSpade> good idea
23:17:00 <georgeandwell> maks u unstable
23:19:00 <georgeandwell> dont mind pussy tho
23:19:00 <Student> Greetings
23:19:00 <couleurs> Hi Student
23:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> salutations
23:19:00 <Student> hey couleurs :)
23:19:00 <GoldSpade> ahhh
23:20:00 <Student> katatonic_kate01 :)
23:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> hao
23:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i
23:20:00 <GoldSpade> katatonic_krate
23:20:00 <GoldSpade> katatonic_kate01
23:20:00 <GoldSpade> I heard you played ball today kate
23:21:00 <GoldSpade> how did that go
23:21:00 <TheRiddler> stfu GoldSpade
23:21:00 <couleurs> agreed.
23:21:00 <breaker> stfu TheRiddler
23:21:00 <couleurs> GoldSpade is like the new B1
23:22:00 <TheRiddler> yep
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://i.imgur.com/ECNSd3Y.gifv
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> what trolls do in their spare time
23:22:00 <GoldSpade> who is b1
23:22:00 <GoldSpade> that is dumb katatonic_kate01
23:23:00 <GoldSpade> that is really dumb
23:23:00 <Student> Bus!!! what happened to their eye mascara? :)
23:23:00 <Serenity> loll wtff kate
23:26:00 <georgeandwell> hi
23:27:00 <dematerialised> i give that ep a solid 4.92 out of 5 tiggiers couleurs
23:27:00 <couleurs> thanking you
23:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol thank reddit serenity lol
23:28:00 <TheRiddler> that looks like something from monty python
23:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:30:00 <couleurs> the dream sequence was fantastic
23:30:00 <couleurs> even bill made it
23:30:00 <couleurs> i loled irl
23:31:00 <TheRiddler> I have a bunch of 2 month vouchers for presto
23:31:00 <couleurs> 10/10 bills
23:31:00 <TheRiddler> free*
23:31:00 <couleurs> wish it was 4 pizza instead
23:31:00 <TheRiddler> same
23:31:00 <couleurs> presto isn't even hd yet?
23:31:00 <TheRiddler> no idea
23:31:00 <couleurs> WHAT YEAR IS IT
23:32:00 <couleurs> it's the worst, only netflix is good the others suk
23:32:00 <TheRiddler> they have pretty poor selection
23:33:00 <couleurs> presto only have mr robot and stan only has breaking bad, 2 shows you can download anyway
23:33:00 <couleurs> No Big Deal
23:33:00 <TheRiddler> yep
23:33:00 <TheRiddler> x-files
23:33:00 <TheRiddler> too
23:33:00 <TheRiddler> also have uber coupon codes
23:33:00 <couleurs> NiCe
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> what’s your opinion on Stranger things (tv series)
23:34:00 <couleurs> haven't watched it yet
23:34:00 <TheRiddler> my brother watched it
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> and?
23:34:00 <TheRiddler> looks interesting
23:34:00 <couleurs> every1 says it rules
23:34:00 <TheRiddler> from the few bits I saw
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeh ive heard that
23:34:00 <georgeandwell> hi
23:34:00 <georgeandwell> kk
23:35:00 <georgeandwell> 01
23:36:00 <TheRiddler> oh I also got hoyts kiosk free rental codes
23:37:00 <couleurs> r u a hacker
23:37:00 <TheRiddler> the rest is vouchers for coles express
23:37:00 <georgeandwell> kax0r
23:37:00 <amsy> yep
23:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> obv!
23:37:00 <georgeandwell> -k+h
23:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> side note, i’m watching a doco on bronies
23:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> side, side note - i assume you’re all bronies
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> nah they were given for entering a team thing
23:38:00 <georgeandwell> coles express is gr8 m8
23:38:00 <couleurs> Mmmmm. Brownies.
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> RACIST!
23:39:00 <georgeandwell> might get me lindt
23:39:00 <TheRiddler> I get free pies, donuts, sausage rolls, coffee, chocolate, etc
23:40:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/5VrFZhT.gifv
23:40:00 <georgeandwell> i quite like the servo pies
23:40:00 <dematerialised> also couleurs that hot chick looked particularly hot and chick this ep
23:40:00 <amsy> yeah well i got free bacon
23:40:00 <TheRiddler> cool
23:40:00 <Serenity> mm free bacon
23:40:00 <TheRiddler> did you buy all the crumpets
23:40:00 <couleurs> yes her dream speech was good too, show is amaseing tbh
23:40:00 <amsy> from where ash?
23:40:00 <dematerialised> agreed
23:41:00 <TheRiddler> from your trip
23:41:00 <TheRiddler> wherever that was
23:41:00 <couleurs> that's when he realised she only likes him 4 da sexy sex
23:41:00 <couleurs> OwNeD
23:41:00 <amsy> i stayed in norway m8
23:41:00 <TheRiddler> oh
23:41:00 <dematerialised> i wish i were a bartender tbh
23:41:00 <TheRiddler> so no crumpets
23:41:00 <amsy> no
23:41:00 <couleurs> me 2
23:41:00 <TheRiddler> how much does it cost to import such
23:41:00 <couleurs> where's ty tho #bringbakty
23:41:00 <couleurs> best character
23:42:00 <couleurs> he a 12/10
23:42:00 <dematerialised> if this is what she gets up to in her spare time ty can stay in limboland
23:42:00 <dematerialised> im sure we'll get nudes soon
23:42:00 <dematerialised> if we are patient
23:42:00 <amsy> shipping is costøy plus i have to pay import tax
23:42:00 <amsy> costly
23:42:00 <TheRiddler> damn
23:42:00 <amsy> not really worth it
23:42:00 <TheRiddler> is buying stuff from UK cheap now yet?
23:43:00 <georgeandwell> what is costoy
23:43:00 <georgeandwell> is it cosplay
23:43:00 <amsy> one day i might attempt to make them
23:43:00 <dematerialised> banned from coolhole
23:43:00 <TheRiddler> ok
23:43:00 <amsy> but until then ill just wait until i go to aus
23:43:00 <TheRiddler> ahh right
23:43:00 <Serenity> faux Maurice Doodle https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13686587_1752417805038139_347780792371158489_n.jpg?oh=1dc1ea479fe539c32a2fac1c3d9f51d2&oe=5816D12F
23:43:00 <couleurs> i liked it when she was in a bra
23:44:00 <dematerialised> agreed
23:44:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13669693_1752417865038133_8610080732091249811_n.jpg?oh=cd34f95145ad18417564cccb4d261d2c&oe=581019CB
23:44:00 <couleurs> she's like #1 female specimen
23:44:00 <couleurs> #nojokes
23:44:00 <dematerialised> controversial
23:44:00 <Maurice> Lol poor Gordon
23:44:00 <dematerialised> like
23:44:00 <dematerialised> she's nice
23:44:00 <couleurs> NAME SOME1 BETTER
23:44:00 <dematerialised> but #1 is a claim
23:44:00 <amsy> which show cc
23:45:00 <faux> HAHAHA
23:45:00 <dematerialised> ok you got me couleurs
23:45:00 <faux> cabij
23:45:00 <dematerialised> i cant think of anyone
23:45:00 <couleurs> told u
23:45:00 <Serenity> lool
23:45:00 <Serenity> ches
23:46:00 <georgeandwell> nigella cokehead
23:46:00 <dematerialised> it has occurred to me that i have a rectangle head
23:46:00 <amsy> oh
23:46:00 <faux> rofl
23:47:00 <Serenity> umm
23:47:00 <Serenity> is it rude to agree
23:47:00 <dematerialised> not at all
23:47:00 <Student> |_|
23:47:00 <dematerialised> exactly like that
23:48:00 <TheRiddler> very soon we'll get a trailer for the new pirates of the caribbean
23:48:00 <Student> does it fit in a 6"x6" frame?
23:48:00 <Serenity> dematerialised will be the lead
23:48:00 <Serenity> huhuhuhu
23:48:00 <dematerialised> ~~~~
23:48:00 <dematerialised> |..|
23:48:00 <dematerialised> |__|
23:48:00 <dematerialised> my head
23:48:00 <TheRiddler> lolll
23:48:00 <TheRiddler> yarrrrr
23:48:00 <couleurs> amsy: mr robo
23:48:00 <couleurs> soz BVB PLAYING A HARD CORE
23:49:00 <Serenity> plot twist dematerialised is Guybrush Threepwood irl
23:49:00 <TheRiddler> it's depp n bloom
23:49:00 <dematerialised> i dont know who that is
23:49:00 <dematerialised> are they handsome?
23:49:00 <Serenity> .
23:49:00 <Serenity> god
23:49:00 <TheRiddler> apparently imdb says they're in post production
23:50:00 <amsy> oh ye
23:50:00 <dematerialised> your face is in post production
23:50:00 <Serenity> monkey island dematerialised?
23:50:00 <Student> how did you find that kind of a head?
23:50:00 <TheRiddler> waiting for new telltale series
23:50:00 <dematerialised> heard of it, never played it sezz
23:50:00 <Serenity> gosh
23:50:00 <Serenity> disappoint
23:50:00 <TheRiddler> it's worth playing
23:51:00 <couleurs> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cn720S_UAAAlmIP.jpg:large
23:51:00 <couleurs> what the
23:51:00 <TheRiddler> best point n click adventure game besides sam n max
23:51:00 <dematerialised> i wonder if she has naughty tattoos
23:51:00 <dematerialised> she probably does
23:51:00 <amsy> what about dott?
23:52:00 <faux> she rocks
23:52:00 <Serenity> ive no idea what any of you are saying
23:52:00 <dematerialised> me and couleurs are docking over a female character in our favourite tv show
23:53:00 <TheRiddler> Dott is pretty good too
23:53:00 <faux> excuse me hasnt fb banned the use of weird names
23:53:00 <couleurs> look @ her twitter she is attracting wild birds and squirrels irl wtf
23:53:00 <TheRiddler> I want to play fates of atlantis again
23:53:00 <TheRiddler> I hope they remaster it tho
23:53:00 <faux> i thought you had tocuse a realish looking name
23:53:00 <dematerialised> you do, but they only force people to change if they receive a report
23:53:00 <dematerialised> and once you get forced to change they keep monitoring you
23:53:00 <faux> cos someone named IDrinkGirlJuice messaged me on fb asking if im a squirter
23:54:00 <faux> lovely.
23:54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:54:00 <TheRiddler> is it amelia
23:54:00 <Serenity> yer they only investigate as they get reported
23:54:00 <faux> Reported.
23:54:00 <Serenity> like i had to show them my ID to get my account back
23:54:00 <dematerialised> since we're on the topic though
23:54:00 <couleurs> https://twitter.com/stephcorneliuss/status/724751445321482240?lang=en
23:54:00 <dematerialised> are you faux?
23:54:00 <TheRiddler> I bet it's someone from irc
23:54:00 <couleurs> aw snap
23:54:00 <faux> no gross
23:54:00 <georgeandwell> hi
23:55:00 <dematerialised> ok ty for clarifying
23:55:00 <dematerialised> *deletes account*
23:55:00 <TheRiddler> nothing wrong in squirtin
23:55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:55:00 <dematerialised> couleurs she needs a nose ring
23:55:00 <dematerialised> i think
23:55:00 <Serenity> to take drugs or not to take drugs
23:55:00 <Serenity> that is the question
23:55:00 <dematerialised> no
23:55:00 <TheRiddler> they see me squirtlein squirtlein squirtlein
23:55:00 <dematerialised> be pure
23:55:00 <Serenity> but codeine
23:56:00 <dematerialised> request denied
23:56:00 <Serenity> yer i dont need em anymore tbh
23:56:00 <Lumeah2> lol topic
23:56:00 <TheRiddler> have they restricted codeine anymore?
23:56:00 <Serenity> neg
23:56:00 <TheRiddler> like since the krokidil scare
23:56:00 <Lumeah2> can i have a 12incr? ta
23:56:00 <Serenity> sure Lumeah
23:57:00 <dematerialised> a 12 inch star picket
23:57:00 <Lumeah2> make sure it's not connected to a dick.. head.
23:57:00 <Serenity> ive not had an issue buying otc codeine TheRiddler so id say no
23:57:00 <Lumeah2> lol
23:57:00 <TheRiddler> ok
23:57:00 <Serenity> wish that hospital hooked me up with a few of those morphine caps they gave me tho
23:57:00 <Serenity> fark
23:58:00 <Lumeah2> whats the morph called?
23:58:00 <Lumeah2> brand?
23:58:00 <Serenity> cant remember what they were called tbh
23:58:00 <couleurs> mighty morphen powa rangers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:58:00 <Serenity> i was pretty high already when they were talking to me
23:58:00 <Lumeah2> hehe
23:58:00 <Serenity> they gave me those and oxy at the same time
23:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yew
23:59:00 <dematerialised> another toke on the yewwwwwwwwwwwww pipe
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