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00:00 <Serenity> it was absolutely freezing when i went for a walk before
02:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/q84/s526x395/13600238_1603867323256014_2867599517730878435_n.jpg?oh=0d42aebce479a8f94d748367691b2dc1&oe=57F8F96E
02:00 <dematerialised> lol
21:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jon Lajoie - Show Me Your Genitals.mp3 (3.92MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 2:51)
25:00 <Loof> where the fuck are you little cunt pokemons
25:00 <Loof> it's a conspiracy i tells ya
25:00 <Doodle> i dont think there is a cunt one
25:00 <Loof> lol
26:00 <WingedAngel> of there is it breathes fire
27:00 <Doodle> there is something srsly wrong with ur vagoo if it breathes fire
28:00 <Loof> rum and raisin chocolate
28:00 <Loof> she was holding out on me
28:00 <Loof> damn you woman
28:00 <Doodle> there is something srsly wrong with ur vagoo if it breathes rum and raisin chocolate
28:00 <Loof> rofl
29:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/zJN3r6Y4GBY
29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: SkillinJah Ft Josh Heinrichs "Emergency Spliff" (Official Music Video) Views: 217,665 Uploader: GanJah Records Uploaded: Aug 2, 2011 Duration: 3m44s Rating: 4.85
52:00 <Serenity> shirt wearing poofters
57:00 <President_Trump> night sexy Serenity
57:00 <Clarkson> finally need to poop
57:00 <Serenity> fuck thats how that just made me feel too Clarkson
57:00 <Clarkson> queerant is a good gay
03:00 <Loof> la isla bonitard
22:00 <Loof> might go visit a few pokestops bbl
54:00 <johninja> http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-36711288 
05:00 <frayedknot> johninja: that wasn't too bright
06:00 <johninja> lol ns
06:00 <johninja> the cops are just gonna let it slide 
06:00 <johninja> bet they'll be keeping an eye on the lad tho
08:00 <Doodle> gis a hummer sezz
41:00 <Israeli> n a chicken feed
48:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
58:00 <Israeli> Humm
01:00 <Israeli> Just having a bit of a read
01:00 <Israeli> Apparently my good friend Fennec_Fox was a recipient of an ALLAH award.
03:00 <Israeli> [15:06] * Fennec_Fox cries....does this mean i need to get spanked now?
03:00 <Loof> nearly lvl 3
03:00 <Loof> so much walking feel rooted
42:00 <Serenity> it puts the lotion on its skin
42:00 <Serenity> or else it gets the hose againnn
05:00 <Doodle> brrrrrrrrrrrrr
13:00 <Doodle> fauxypoos
14:00 <faux> ho beb
14:00 <faux> hi
14:00 <faux> how u
15:00 <faux> wtf
15:00 <faux> dad literally just walked to his room
15:00 <faux> and i can already hear him snoring
15:00 <faux> he falls asleep so fast
15:00 <Doodle> lol
15:00 <Doodle> i'm good thx
15:00 <faux> good
15:00 <faux> lol
15:00 <faux> i just had an appt
16:00 <faux> they were hilarious today
16:00 <faux> good lasses
16:00 <Doodle> ehee
16:00 <Doodle> i had me radio interview this morn
16:00 <faux> Omg
16:00 <faux> did u record
16:00 <faux> how can i lissen
16:00 <Doodle> theyre gonna send me a recording later
16:00 <faux> YES
16:00 <Doodle> 20 fkn mins
16:00 <faux> wait r u gonna send it to me
17:00 <Doodle> lol i might
17:00 <faux> excuse me
17:00 <faux> what is this might
17:00 <Doodle> i'll have to listen to it first and edit out all the bits where i talk about you
18:00 <faux> haha
18:00 <faux> idiet
18:00 <Doodle> ehehe
18:00 <faux> i mean
18:00 <faux> aw
18:00 <faux> my throat is so itchy :(
18:00 <faux> cannot stop coughing 
18:00 <Doodle> i sit down in the studio 40 secs to air and she gos
19:00 <Doodle> 'its john isnt it?'
19:00 <faux> LOL
19:00 <faux> fuk john me cock in ya throat bitch
19:00 <Doodle> lmao
19:00 <faux> its eeeee eee eee eeee eeee eeeee
19:00 <faux> butnyou can call me Robert
19:00 <Doodle> loooooooooooooooooool
19:00 <faux> lol i was literally going tocpost it on your wall
20:00 <faux> and when i clicked
20:00 <faux> it was there
20:00 <Doodle> hahaha
20:00 <faux> i was cracking up
20:00 <faux> i want to nap pls
20:00 <Doodle> my sister and i talk to each other like dolphins
20:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <Doodle> and recite lines from ace ventura
20:00 <faux> record next time pls tysm
20:00 <Doodle> lmao
20:00 <Doodle> EEEEEEEE EE
20:00 <faux> rofl
21:00 <faux> like phoebe
21:00 <faux> singing to teh bagpipes
21:00 <Doodle> hahaha ye
21:00 <faux> good times
21:00 <faux> i been watching forensic files on nutflix
21:00 <faux> nutflux bru
21:00 <Doodle> nutflix sounds painful
21:00 <faux> i like that theyre cute twenny min eps
21:00 <faux> and straight to teh poont
22:00 <faux> POONT
22:00 <faux> point.
22:00 <Doodle> right in the poont
22:00 <faux> rayt in teh poont
22:00 <faux> LOL
22:00 <faux> dont
22:00 <Doodle> hahaa
22:00 <Doodle> like RIGHT in
22:00 <faux> I WANT TO NAP PLS
22:00 <Doodle> o ok
22:00 <Doodle> off u go
22:00 <faux> i cant
22:00 <faux> i hsve my alarm on for 3:30
22:00 <Doodle> y4
22:00 <faux> tp wake dad
23:00 <faux> to go pick up me sissy
23:00 <faux> what if i sleep and dont wake up then lol
23:00 <Doodle> thats ages away
23:00 <faux> she'll be all alones
23:00 <Doodle> lol sif
23:00 <faux> well not really
23:00 <faux> she'll be with other kids
23:00 <faux> but still
23:00 <Doodle> my parents moved house when i was a kid and forgot to pick me up from school
23:00 <Doodle> so i didnt know where i lived
23:00 <Doodle> and had to start walking in the general direction
23:00 <faux> r u joken
23:00 <Doodle> no
23:00 <faux> lol
23:00 <Doodle> mum found me
24:00 <faux> did u not know they were moving house
24:00 <Doodle> yes
24:00 <Doodle> i didnt know my new address
24:00 <faux> lol
24:00 <Doodle> i was 8
24:00 <faux> aw
24:00 <faux> poor eee ee
24:00 <Doodle> loool
24:00 <faux> rofp
24:00 <faux> mrxpseocjspnwd
24:00 <faux> that is gonna crack me up fpreber
24:00 <Doodle> the lollipop lady asked if i wanted a lift home
24:00 <faux> oh
24:00 <Doodle> but i didnt know where it was
24:00 <faux> LOL
24:00 <faux> aww
24:00 <Doodle> fuckers!
24:00 <faux> fucking skeeta
24:00 <Doodle> ye
25:00 <Doodle> she rocked up in the kingswood
25:00 <faux> hpw do u forget 
25:00 <Doodle> with all thw animals in the car
25:00 <faux> lol
25:00 <Doodle> *the
25:00 <faux> oh
25:00 <faux> yoire srs
25:00 <faux> what animals pls
25:00 <Doodle> ye
25:00 <Doodle> cat dog bird my sister
25:00 <faux> lolololol
25:00 <faux> i wa gonna say ur dad and sis?
25:00 <Doodle> hehee
26:00 <faux> but inwas like das mean
26:00 <faux> andimlovely
26:00 <Doodle> indeed
26:00 <faux> on tuesdas
26:00 <faux> s
26:00 <Doodle> oh
26:00 <Doodle> its going to snow tomorrow
26:00 <faux> golly im so old
26:00 <Doodle> and wed
26:00 <faux> yum
26:00 <Doodle> piss off old
26:00 <faux> i qm ok
26:00 <faux> :(
26:00 <Doodle> you're a baby
26:00 <faux> im 2 years from firty
26:00 <faux> yuck
26:00 <Doodle> i'm 3 yrs from 40
27:00 <faux> ab asked if i was 100
27:00 <Doodle> looool
27:00 <faux> was gonna put her in the oven
27:00 <Doodle> ava thinks i am 11
27:00 <faux> rofl
27:00 <faux> omg
27:00 <faux> speaking of ava's
27:00 <faux> Check whatsapp
27:00 <Doodle> and she thinks her mum is 45!
27:00 <Doodle> holy crap whatsapp
28:00 <faux> lol
28:00 <faux> what
29:00 <Doodle> oh lol the pics
29:00 <Israeli> <Fennec_Fox> a/s/l
29:00 <Israeli> <Israeli> 17 f melb u
29:00 <Israeli> * Fennec_Fox :No such nick/channel
29:00 <Israeli> Q_Q
30:00 <faux> lol o ye teh pix 
30:00 <faux> i was a bit tips last night
30:00 <faux> so i sae em again tpday and was like
30:00 <faux> HELLLLLLO
30:00 <Israeli> HALLO
30:00 <Doodle> loool
30:00 <Doodle> me radio spot must be working slowly
30:00 <Doodle> Total Page views up 150%
30:00 <faux> good
31:00 <Doodle> ye cos i dont want to go on there again
31:00 <faux> hpw do u get marked
31:00 <faux> based on what
31:00 <faux> effecticeness?
31:00 <faux> v
31:00 <Doodle> the first part of the assessment is a written report on this campaign
31:00 <Doodle> second part is a reflection report on improvements
31:00 <Doodle> the campaign isnt marked
32:00 <faux> oh
32:00 <faux> ah yeah
32:00 <faux> lewl
32:00 <faux> kewl (
32:00 <faux> *
32:00 <Doodle> you just set ur targets and off u go, it doesnt matter if u dont hit them
32:00 <Doodle> as long as u document it etc
32:00 <faux> i got a target on me butt
32:00 <faux> woo
32:00 <Doodle> hng
32:00 <faux> boing
32:00 <Doodle> lmao
32:00 <Doodle> sounds like a clown show
33:00 <Doodle> AROOOGAH
33:00 <faux> lolllll
33:00 <faux> eyes pop out
33:00 <Doodle> eheheee
33:00 <faux> ok
33:00 <faux> im off
33:00 <faux> ily gn
33:00 <Doodle> aiight
33:00 <faux> gb*
33:00 <Doodle> <3 bai2u
15:00 <TheRon> hi
39:00 <metric> good to see some top shelves in here
40:00 <gs69azza> lol
41:00 <TheRon> i can never reach the top shelf
43:00 <metric> ohh you can
55:00 <metric> welcome pedo
56:00 <TheRiddler> you're the only pedo here
56:00 <metric> lolllllllllllllllll
57:00 <metric> infact we have a few pedos here right now
57:00 <metric> you are one of them
57:00 <TheRon> where's picard?
57:00 <TheRiddler> no you're the only 1 that got pics of ppls kids
58:00 <metric> do i?
58:00 <metric> lol
58:00 <metric> thats news to me
58:00 <metric> your kids?
59:00 <Serenity> lucky i sat down for lunch
04:00 <TheRiddler> police everywhere are now issuing warnings
04:00 <TheRiddler> for pokemon go
06:00 <Serenity> wa police just posted this
06:00 <Serenity> Thanks to our counterparts at Queensland Police, here are a couple of tips to remember when collecting your Pokemon:
06:00 <Serenity> 1. Communicate with your family, let them know where you plan on going and what time you will expect to be home.
06:00 <Serenity> 2. ‘I was collecting Pokemon’ is not a legal defence against a charge of trespass, so be sure that you have permission to enter an area or building.
06:00 <Serenity> 3. If you are using the app in a public place, stay alert to what is going on around you, and who is around you.
07:00 <TheRiddler> lol
07:00 <TheRon> gottas collect them all
08:00 <Serenity> there was this young guy hitting on these girls down at the park haha it was si funny
08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
08:00 <Serenity> i wonder how many relationships will happen cause of this
08:00 <TheRiddler> hopefully I'm 1 :p
08:00 <Serenity> lol
11:00 <TheRiddler> I'm going to get lift with my brother when he goes to work so I can go about in town to catch pokemon
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <TheRon> code for herpies?
13:00 <Serenity> i need a new bag
13:00 <Serenity> mines full
14:00 <dematerialised> good morning faggots
17:00 <TheRiddler> have you been getting rid of duplicates?
17:00 <TheRiddler> and keeping the highest cp pokemon
17:00 <Serenity> yeah i exchange the duplicates for candy but its items that fill your bag not pokemon
17:00 <TheRiddler> oh
17:00 <TheRiddler> oh yeah
17:00 <TheRiddler> I forgot about that
18:00 <TheRiddler> also they're planning to add trading to the game
18:00 <Serenity> yeah and p2p battles
18:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
19:00 <TheRon> do you guys collect thomas the tank engines too??
19:00 <Doodle> loool
19:00 <Doodle> also nearly 420
20:00 <Doodle> :D
20:00 <TheRon> yes!
20:00 <Doodle> carn sezz
20:00 <Doodle> gissa hummer
21:00 <Serenity> i cant im washing me hair
21:00 <Doodle> oh
21:00 <Doodle> hang onnnnnnnnnnn
21:00 <TheRon> you could wash the hair while giving the hummer
33:00 <TheRiddler> Lol came back from the forts /mausoleum for some pokestops and there was a car going slow and ended up stopping and I looked at my other saying yep their doing Pokemon go and laughed then they driver past and surprise surprise it was undercover cops lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> from fb
37:00 <gs69azza> michelle just sent me a pic of her at a park where like 9 other dudes are because someone dropped a lure
37:00 <gs69azza> inb4 single
38:00 <gs69azza> lol
38:00 <gs69azza> she'll run off with a pokemon lover because his xp is higher than mine
38:00 <dematerialised> correct
38:00 <gs69azza> time to hit the gym and get my abs back lol
39:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
53:00 <amsy> sezz have you been battling?
54:00 <Serenity> naw i tried at a gym last night and failed haha
54:00 <Serenity> im trying to level a couple up atm
54:00 <amsy> lol well thats when youd use all the items
54:00 <Serenity> ive got like 400 pokeballs lol
55:00 <amsy> lol 
55:00 <Serenity> 300*
56:00 <amsy> i have both of the gyms on my mountain atm 
56:00 <amsy> :')
56:00 <Serenity> whats your top pokemon? my strongest one is just a raticate
57:00 <amsy> i have a nidoqueen with 678cp
57:00 <Serenity> i cant seem to find anything cool
58:00 <amsy> yeah the rest arent over 250
58:00 <amsy> but its not officially released here yet so its not like wveryone is playing
58:00 <amsy> so i guess gym takeovers are a bit easier
59:00 <Serenity> i had about a billion zubats and pidgey but theyre good to trade fr candy
59:00 <amsy> yeah same
01:00 <amsy> i really want psyduck lol
01:00 <Serenity> i just want a pikachu lol
02:00 <amsy> would also like a pikachu
02:00 <amsy> actualøy really just want the whole set
02:00 <amsy> actually*
02:00 <amsy> lol
02:00 <Serenity> yeah 1 of everything would be good lol
03:00 <Serenity> and i like my goldeen haha
03:00 <Serenity> shes so pretty
04:00 <amsy> haha 
06:00 <amsy> i saw the outline of a ponyta in my nearbys yesterday but couldnt find it 
06:00 <amsy> :(
07:00 <Serenity> I really want to head up to kings park but its so busy up there from people playing lol
07:00 <Serenity> id never find anywhere to park
12:00 <Doodle> [17:06] <amsy> i saw the outline of a ponyta in my nearbys yesterday but couldnt find it 
12:00 <Doodle> hot
12:00 <Doodle> pix
14:00 <zaim> Mr.Robot.S02E01.720p.WEBRip.AAC2.0.H.264-KNiTTiNG
15:00 <dematerialised> ty zaim
15:00 <zaim> n e time
14:00 <amelia> hai guys I'm here to pedo all of you
15:00 <amelia> pliv has asked to know about chu demats
15:00 <dematerialised> doesnt surprise me
16:00 <amelia> I told him we are currently engaging in our daily pedo chats
16:00 <dematerialised> did you tell him i was a fat balding mid-40s year old with a lisp?
16:00 <amelia> close!!
16:00 <Doodle> thats hot
16:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
16:00 <Doodle> y didnt u say so sooner
16:00 <amelia> i said you arw a pirate who likes red rooster and long drives
16:00 <amelia> he was interested to know more
17:00 <TheRiddler> Waiting in the car catching Pokémon 
17:00 <dematerialised> haha
17:00 <TheRiddler> Hai pikamelia
17:00 <amelia> haiiii ashehpants
17:00 <dematerialised> jerome is very upset that i keep 3x0sing him
17:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
17:00 <dematerialised> +p there smoewhere
18:00 <amelia> he is super upset
18:00 <dematerialised> extremely
18:00 <Doodle> he's always super upset
18:00 <TheRiddler> I have sushi
18:00 <amelia> (@metric) amelia back for the despos
18:00 <amelia> (@metric) demat and doodle the pedo munchers
18:00 <dematerialised> haha
18:00 <Doodle> olawdy
18:00 <amelia> you doodle munchers
18:00 <Doodle> a mention
18:00 <amelia> pedo munchers soz
18:00 <TheRiddler> Also using the car to recharge phone 
18:00 <dematerialised> do you feel honoured doodel
18:00 <Doodle> ye
18:00 <amelia> he always mentions doodle
19:00 <amelia> in fact, i think he dispises Doodle the most
19:00 <Doodle> obsessdm8
19:00 <Doodle> well
19:00 <amelia> despises
19:00 <Doodle> why doesnt he do anything
19:00 <Doodle> ever
19:00 <amelia> he even posts pics
19:00 <TheRiddler> It's the ops
19:00 <Doodle> pics of me
19:00 <Doodle> ?
19:00 <Doodle> do they all pinch their nipples excitedly afterwards?
19:00 <dematerialised> you've been 3xp0s3d
19:00 <amelia> its always Serenity, Doodle, faux, demat & asheh
19:00 <dematerialised> LOL
20:00 <dematerialised> does he post my pirate pic?
20:00 <Doodle> jesus
20:00 <Doodle> where is this?
20:00 <amelia> no he doesn't post em in chan
20:00 <Doodle> oh
20:00 <Doodle> just 2 u
20:00 <amelia> he posted yours to me in private, Doodle
20:00 <dematerialised> lol
20:00 <amelia> yah when he rages
20:00 <Doodle> lmao
20:00 <dematerialised> jerome <3s amelia
20:00 <Doodle> so in reality
20:00 <Doodle> he is the despo
20:00 <dematerialised> that's why he's so upset, i stole his girl
20:00 <amelia> no he hates me
20:00 <Doodle> good grief
20:00 <amelia> he disses anyone i talk to haha
20:00 <Doodle> ITS A ROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTIONS
21:00 <amelia> its pretty outrageous
21:00 <amelia> ahahahaa
21:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
21:00 <amelia> god it makes me laff
21:00 <dematerialised> its becuase he loves you
21:00 <dematerialised> im telling you
21:00 <amelia> he goes off
21:00 <Doodle> oh so if he only posts pics to you
21:00 <dematerialised> it's classic possessive behaviour
21:00 <Doodle> do you pinch your nipples excitedly afterwards?
21:00 <amelia> he might post em to others i dunno, but i havent seen him post em in chan
22:00 <Doodle> i'd pinch mine ro
22:00 <dematerialised> sometimes my right nipple gets itchy and thats how i know an irc girl is thikning about me
22:00 <amelia> pinchin nips is a knee jerk reaction upon viewing your pix
22:00 <Doodle> olawdy
22:00 <Doodle> my nips have actually run away
22:00 <amelia> even tho sometimes you are a fuckin cranky panties
22:00 <Doodle> its going to snow tomoz
22:00 <Doodle> ye
23:00 <Doodle> crank crank
23:00 <dematerialised> i think its just about nachos time
24:00 <amelia> zambs?
24:00 <dematerialised> of course
24:00 <amelia> goshdamnit
24:00 <amelia> one day you will surprise @ me & say no
24:00 <dematerialised> i told you you're gonna have to take me out to dinner
24:00 <dematerialised> bbs
25:00 <amelia> c jew
25:00 <GoldSpade> hi
26:00 <TheRiddler> Lol even the radio is talking about Pokémon go
26:00 <TheRiddler> And it being more popular than tinder
27:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Crash Test Dummies - Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm.mp3 (5.12MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:43)
27:00 <stompin> whats more popular than tinder
27:00 <Doodle> suicide
27:00 <GoldSpade> hehe ay Doodle that's the most weirdest song ever
27:00 <stompin> Doodle maybe for u
27:00 <Doodle> no it isnt
27:00 <TheRiddler> Pokémon go
27:00 <GoldSpade> well I think it is
27:00 <stompin> pokemon go sucks wheres the hoes and whores
27:00 <Doodle> lol no statistically stompin suicide is more popular than tinder
27:00 <Doodle> the numbers dont lie
28:00 <stompin> Doodle did i tell u about this bird from tinder i was smashing
28:00 <Doodle> did she suicide
28:00 <stompin> i swear tinders just full of damaged goods
28:00 <Doodle> lol i could have told u that and i;ve never even seen it
28:00 <stompin> nar shes on home detention now
28:00 <Doodle> rofl
28:00 <stompin> apprently faked some shit with the cops
28:00 <Clarkson> just shut the hell up
28:00 <Doodle> tinder is just like irc with photos
28:00 <Doodle> crazy bitches
28:00 <stompin> tried to claim some mental disorder to try off
28:00 <amelia> my friend jus got on tinder, within 10 mins she had one guy saying come over & glaze my cock
28:00 <Doodle> sounds about right
29:00 <stompin> its damaged good
29:00 <Doodle> lmao
29:00 <amelia> another said do you like em big?
29:00 <Doodle> was it me amelia
29:00 <amelia> and there was anothrr one but i can't remember
29:00 <stompin> do u like them big amelia
29:00 <Doodle> GOT SUM BUNZ 4 ME 2 GLAZE LUVR
29:00 <amelia> tinder is a more fucked up place than IRC
29:00 <stompin> lol
29:00 <stompin> i used the whale line on a girl she didnt get it
29:00 <stompin> didnt get blocked
29:00 <amelia> haha
29:00 <Doodle> i'd rather pick women up the old fashioned way
29:00 <amelia> fuckin pigs on there jeezus
30:00 <amelia> like a caveman?
30:00 <Doodle> ie leaving shelters
30:00 <stompin> Doodle goes to centre link to pick up
30:00 <zaim> pigs are haram, mmmkay
30:00 <Doodle> rofl
31:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Tanita Tikaram - Twist In My Sobriety.mp3 (6.68MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 4:51)
31:00 <under> amelia: <3
31:00 <stompin> why did they change tv shows round
31:00 <stompin> now ive got no fucking idea whats on what
32:00 <amelia> hai my italian friend
32:00 <under> just friend? :(
32:00 <amelia> is ya fluffy hair still fluffin' abouts
32:00 <under> lol
32:00 <under> i cutted it
32:00 <under> now they are shorter
33:00 <amelia> we can be together when you get me a visa so i can legally live in italys
33:00 <stompin> BOOOM
33:00 <under> i dont live in italy anymore
33:00 <stompin> amelia is ur gf hot?
33:00 <amelia> then you are of no use to me
33:00 <amelia> yah she pretty bangin
33:00 <amelia> nice natural face
33:00 <stompin> send her over
33:00 <amelia> minus her fake lashes hahaha
34:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
34:00 <amelia> super cute lil pretty thang
34:00 <under> :'(
34:00 <amelia> where do you live now under
34:00 <stompin> send her ova
34:00 <under> amelia: or i come to australia
34:00 <amelia> maybe i can get visa there instead
35:00 <under> i can marry you so i can get a visa
35:00 <amelia> no i dun wanna live in aus no more
35:00 <under> amsterdam
35:00 <under> holland
35:00 <amelia> NO
35:00 <amelia> oh
35:00 <amelia> yes
35:00 <amelia> I will live there
35:00 <under> why
35:00 <TheRiddler> I'm doing this counseling thing to improve my chances of getting a gf
35:00 <under> weather sucks
35:00 <under> food sucks
35:00 <amelia> or we can go to Canada
35:00 <under> no too many fags
35:00 <Clarkson> That's fucking garbage, mate. 
35:00 <stompin> blame canada
35:00 <amelia> we will live in Canada and snowboard until our hearts are content
35:00 <under> but it is so cold
36:00 <under> i wanna live in warmer place
36:00 <amelia> yes soso much snow, that's the point
36:00 <amelia> fuck sake
36:00 <amelia> well
36:00 <Clarkson> copped so much shit from abos in central qld
36:00 <amelia> Europe
36:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
36:00 <amelia> lets go spend some time in Croatia
36:00 <under> yes
36:00 <under> sounds good
36:00 <TheRiddler> I'll goto Canada with you snowelia
36:00 <amelia> yay
36:00 <under> amelia: i have a date on thursday
36:00 <under> with an aussie girl
36:00 <amelia> we will find you girlfriend there asheh
36:00 <under> from melbourne
37:00 <amelia> ohhhh
37:00 <TheRiddler> Cool
37:00 <amelia> where are you taking her
37:00 <under> but she is fat
37:00 <under> damn
37:00 <amelia> ok gross
37:00 <amelia> unless you like that of course
37:00 <under> some place where we can drink
37:00 <TheRiddler> Lol I had a crush that moved to Canada 
37:00 <Doodle> was it justin bieber
37:00 <amelia> i can't stop laughing at but she is fat
38:00 <under> yes
38:00 <amelia> is she pretty
38:00 <under> very
38:00 <amelia> do you think she likes fluffy hair?
38:00 <TheRiddler> No she was a nerd
38:00 <under> of course
38:00 <amelia> thats exciting
38:00 <under> i was dating with a dutch girl
38:00 <amelia> do you like fat girls
38:00 <under> she said me
38:00 <under> let's just be friends
38:00 <under> shiiiit
38:00 <amelia> oh dear
39:00 <amelia> thats unfortunate
39:00 <under> she was so beautiful
39:00 <TheRiddler> Was Dutch girl doing animal porn
39:00 <Clarkson> or i am going to hell
39:00 <under> :(
39:00 <under> she also talks italian
39:00 <stompin> did she take it up thepoo tube
39:00 <Doodle> lolwut
39:00 <Doodle> loool
39:00 <dematerialised> mmmmmm nachos
39:00 <amelia> ok well i hope it goes well wif fat girl
39:00 <dematerialised> i saw people walking around playing pokemon
39:00 <dematerialised> its weird
40:00 <TheRiddler> Holland was like late on the banning of animal porn
40:00 <dematerialised> riddler
40:00 <under> amelia: yeah
40:00 <dematerialised> stop
40:00 <Doodle> lmao
40:00 <under> amelia: maybe she is funny
40:00 <TheRiddler> I know too much fucked up stuff 
40:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
41:00 <amelia> yeah funny is good
41:00 <Doodle> whats wrong with fat girls
41:00 <amelia> who said anything was wrong with fat girls
41:00 <under> what's wrong?
41:00 <TheRiddler> Big girl you are beautiful
41:00 <under> i will explain you
41:00 <Doodle> .
41:00 <under> i am a pussy eater
41:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAAH
41:00 <Doodle> lmao
41:00 <under> and if you are fat
41:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
41:00 <under> you sweat easily
41:00 <Doodle> olawd
41:00 <Doodle> no
41:00 <under> and in this fucking country
42:00 <under> there is no bidet
42:00 <amelia> i am a pussy eater
42:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
42:00 <TheRiddler> Get somenwipes
42:00 <under> so girls can wash the vaginas
42:00 <amelia> bidet?
42:00 <amelia> ohhhh
42:00 <under> so her vagina will be bad smelling 
42:00 <under> what?
42:00 <Doodle> are u saying fat girls have sweaty frontbums?
42:00 <under> no bidet in australia?
42:00 <Doodle> good grief
42:00 <dematerialised> i have yet to go down on a stinky vagina and all my vagina exploration missions have been with australian women
43:00 <dematerialised> i think you just know too many dirty sluts under
43:00 <Doodle> TheRiddler can u start talking about animal porn pls
43:00 <under> dematerialised: no
43:00 <under> i mean yes
43:00 <TheRiddler> Everywhere under goes he takes wet wipes instead of condoms 
43:00 <amelia> AAHAHAAHHAA
43:00 <amelia> no
43:00 <amelia> i mean yes
43:00 <under> on saturday a friend of mine will visit me
43:00 <under> from the states
44:00 <Doodle> so under is not a fan of sweet & tangy flavour
44:00 <TheRiddler> Las animal porn I saw was a girl getting licked by her dog
44:00 <amelia> I luff foreigners soso much
44:00 <amelia> ash wtf
44:00 <Doodle> ok dude i was kidding lol
44:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
44:00 <Doodle> w00f
44:00 <dematerialised> i swear to god TheDarkTruth
44:00 <dematerialised> er TheRiddler
44:00 <dematerialised> if i ever meet you
44:00 <amelia> jeezus
44:00 <dematerialised> im going to kick you in the head
44:00 <dematerialised> so hard
44:00 <Doodle> no its my fault dematerialised i encouraged him
44:00 <under> she sent me this message https://imgur.com/a/lqdlI
44:00 <Doodle> kick me in the head
45:00 <amelia> blowkobs
45:00 <under> Doodle: well, very clean pussies are not fun to lick
45:00 <TheRiddler> Blowkobs
45:00 <Doodle> wanna go cunt
45:00 <Clarkson> what kinda poor fuck ends up in borneo
45:00 <dematerialised> i do wanna go
45:00 <Doodle> whatttttttt
45:00 <dematerialised> to the movies
45:00 <TheRiddler> Beehhh
45:00 <dematerialised> with you
45:00 <under> it is better to lick a pussy after she pissed
45:00 <Clarkson> xbox is for gays
45:00 <dematerialised> and i want to hold hands
45:00 <under> cause it more salad
45:00 <Doodle> clean pussies arent fun 2 lick? wtf
45:00 <under> it is
45:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHAHA
45:00 <Doodle> ok
45:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <amelia> its more salad
46:00 <TheRiddler> Watersports 
46:00 <Doodle> APPARENTLY
46:00 <under> Doodle: i mean 2 minutes after she cleaned her pussy
46:00 <Clarkson> if your life was easier coz some cunt on irc dropped dead.. ur a shit cunt
46:00 <under> there is no taste at all 
46:00 <Doodle> is it less salad then
46:00 <under> yes
46:00 <dematerialised> it sounds like it
46:00 <Doodle> ok
46:00 <amelia> you wanna lick pussy after she's peed?
46:00 <Clarkson> but there was some major shit last night
46:00 <under> she needs to piss
46:00 <Doodle> what the bloody hell is going on here
46:00 <under> amelia: yes
46:00 <dematerialised> im fairly sure under wants a girl to piss on him
46:00 <Doodle> oh
46:00 <under> no
46:00 <Doodle> oh.
46:00 <under> im not that crazy
47:00 <amelia> jus wanna lick pissypussy
47:00 <dematerialised> haha
47:00 <under> of course
47:00 <TheRiddler> I'd like 1 to squirt on me
47:00 <Doodle> .
47:00 <Doodle> ,.sv,'sdfgv
47:00 <amelia> hahahahaha fuck sake
47:00 <Doodle> ok 
47:00 <amelia> end of convo
47:00 <Doodle> jesus
47:00 <Doodle> ye
47:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
47:00 <under> would you like to lick a pussy with soap taste?
47:00 <under> chemical taste
47:00 <Serenity> [5:19pm] amelia in #melbourne : its always Serenity, Doodle, faux, demat & asheh
47:00 <under> cmon
47:00 <Serenity> what did i do this time
47:00 <dematerialised> nothing
47:00 <under> i need natural taste
47:00 <Doodle> we get our pics pasted to amelia
47:00 <stompin> tits out for the boys
48:00 <dematerialised> just poof-jerome sharing pics
48:00 <amelia> nah he only pasted your pic doodle
48:00 <dematerialised> i like the idea of my pirate pic being shown around
48:00 <Doodle> oooer
48:00 <amelia> he jus always bitches bout the rest
48:00 <Doodle> he loves me, he really loves me!
48:00 <dematerialised> he's like, LOL LOOK AT THIS FAT GUY IN A PIRATE COSTUME
48:00 <TheRiddler> Arrrrgh
48:00 <amelia> haha has he seen pirate pic
48:00 <TheRiddler> Cap'n doodle
49:00 <dematerialised> yeah meels
49:00 <Doodle> commander Doodle
49:00 <Doodle> ty
49:00 <dematerialised> he was trying to troll about it last night
49:00 <amelia> you posted it in here
49:00 <Doodle> like james bond
49:00 <dematerialised> im like, yeah thats me
49:00 <dematerialised> i posted it in the channel
49:00 <dematerialised> you idiot
49:00 <amelia> haha
49:00 <TheRiddler> Do you look like captain feather sword?
49:00 <Doodle> which pic of me does he post amelia
49:00 <dematerialised> negative
49:00 <Doodle> yes TheRiddler
49:00 <amelia> uhm
49:00 <Serenity> sharing my pics?
49:00 <under> amelia: where is colours?
49:00 <amelia> i can't remember too well
49:00 <Doodle> is it the one of me with nipple tassels
50:00 <amelia> I wasn't paying much attention to him
50:00 <amelia> hahahaah
50:00 <Serenity> he must be stalking out my fb for my new profile pics
50:00 <amelia> you are sitting down and i think black shirt
50:00 <Serenity> what a sad cunt
50:00 <TheRiddler> Hai  Stev1eLoZx 
50:00 <Clarkson> a cock is a bonud
50:00 <Doodle> sitn down in a black shirt
50:00 <amelia> he doesn't have any pics of you Serenity otherwise he would post em
50:00 <Serenity> oh
50:00 <Doodle> i hope he proposes soon
51:00 <Doodle> my biological clock is ticking
51:00 <Serenity> he says he has all these pics of mine he must be telling stories
51:00 <Serenity> who would have thought
51:00 <amelia> if he had pics he would def post
51:00 <amelia> he jus talks shit as usual
51:00 <Serenity> im fairly sure the only pics they ever had was of ant and paul on the quad bike
51:00 <Doodle> and me in a black shirt sitn down
51:00 <Serenity> and im still not sure whats bad about that photo
52:00 <Doodle> HAHAH LOOK AT HIM
52:00 <TheRiddler> If I ever catch a squirtle I'll name it amelia 
52:00 <Doodle> SITTING
52:00 <Doodle> WEARING A SHIRT
52:00 <Doodle> SHIRT WEARING CUNT
52:00 <Serenity> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
52:00 <TheRiddler> :p
52:00 <Serenity> LOSER WEARIN A SHIRT
52:00 <Serenity> LOOOOOOOOOOL
52:00 <Doodle> next time i'll wear a bikini
52:00 <TheRiddler> Bikini car wash 
53:00 <Serenity> i do know he stole the pic i posted on halloween of ant at the train tunnel too
53:00 <Serenity> that was fkn creepy he admitted that
53:00 <Doodle> its only a matter of time really before he gets reversed over
54:00 <Doodle> get out Fennec_Fox
54:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt think twice about running him down if he was behind my car
54:00 <stompin> tits out
54:00 <Clarkson> TheRon arent u from geelong or some shit
54:00 <Doodle> ty
55:00 <amelia> do you know wot pic it is Doodle
55:00 <Doodle> nah
55:00 <Doodle> i have lots of me in a black shirt sitting down
55:00 <Doodle> i sit sometimes
55:00 <Doodle> and wear shirts
55:00 <dematerialised> i have pics of jerome in highschool
55:00 <dematerialised> he was such a cute boy
56:00 <Doodle> then ice
56:00 <dematerialised> yeah
56:00 <amelia> he posts pics of himself all the time
56:00 <dematerialised> drugs ruined him
56:00 <amelia> he posted doodle and hes like
56:00 <amelia> AMELIA LOOK
56:00 <Doodle> did u wet ur knickers
56:00 <amelia> LOOK AT YOUR PEDO MATE
56:00 <amelia> then he posts himself
56:00 <amelia> hahahahaa
57:00 <Doodle> god
57:00 <Doodle> do you think
57:00 <Doodle> maybe
57:00 <amelia> LOOK AT THE DIFF AMELIA
57:00 <Doodle> he might be just a little
57:00 <Doodle> insecure?
57:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
57:00 <stompin> titssssssss
57:00 <stompin> out
57:00 <amelia> "look @ doodles pic then look at mayos"
57:00 <dematerialised> i told you, he's afraid his favourite irc pussy is gonna get stolen away from him
57:00 <Doodle> the difference being i am a magnificent bastard and he is a vole
57:00 <amelia> gosh he cracks me up
58:00 <TheRiddler> The real problem is he lives in the same city as you
58:00 <amelia> IRC beauty pageant
58:00 <TheRiddler> Check your windows 
58:00 <Doodle> the real problem is they all live in the same state as you TheRiddler
58:00 <amelia> he lives in Sydney
58:00 <Doodle> dun dun DUNNN
58:00 <TheRiddler> Oh
58:00 <dematerialised> yeah
58:00 <amelia> none of em are in Perth
58:00 <TheRiddler> I thought he lives in Perth 
59:00 <dematerialised> lol no
59:00 <TheRiddler> Nvm
59:00 <TheRiddler> Phew
59:00 <Doodle> careful dematerialised he might kidnap u and shove things in ur peehole
59:00 <amelia> no he said he would take me out when i went sydney
59:00 <dematerialised> i would let him
59:00 <Doodle> eek
59:00 <dematerialised> because it means he has to touch my willy
59:00 <dematerialised> and i would get off on that
59:00 <Doodle> lmao
59:00 <amelia> then he said i lied and didn't go sydney ot was all a fake trip and I'm a slut hahaahhaah
59:00 <Clarkson> before that we can laugh at Kelevra fat ass being hurled into the sun
59:00 <Serenity> he was saying that to me n faux the other night
59:00 <Serenity> 'ill take you out n show you what a real man is'
59:00 <Serenity> ok dude ..
59:00 <amelia> AHAAHHAHAAHA yes!
00:00 <dematerialised> see im telling you!
00:00 <Doodle> was he gonna take u to a farm or something
00:00 <amelia> some burger place cos I'm a dumb bitch who doesnt know anything about food
00:00 <TheRiddler> What a real sissy is more like
00:00 <amelia> he was gonna show me the ropes
00:00 <Serenity> he was telling me id leave ShadowLurker for him because hes a real man
00:00 <Serenity> rofl
00:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHA
00:00 <Doodle> he was gonna show u his tiny cock
00:00 <amelia> thos is why he cracks me up
01:00 <amelia> the shit he comes out with
01:00 <stompin> who?
01:00 <Doodle> Longie
01:00 <Serenity> he dont like the drugs the drugs like him
01:00 <zaim> drugs are bag mmmkay
01:00 <amelia> he keeps saying apparently i think you're my role model Serenity
01:00 <Doodle> i dont even know what drugs are
01:00 <amelia> i look up to you
02:00 <zaim> a medicine or other substance which has a physiological effect when ingested or otherwise introduced into the body
02:00 <dematerialised> well serenity is tall
02:00 <Doodle> oh
02:00 <dematerialised> so yes it would mean you look up to her
02:00 <Doodle> those
02:00 <Doodle> i know them
02:00 <Doodle> like lollies?
02:00 <dematerialised> mmm lollies
03:00 <dematerialised> i could totally go some jersey caramels right now
03:00 <Serenity> hahaha
03:00 <dematerialised> and musk sticks
03:00 <Serenity> why am i your role model
03:00 <amelia> musk sticks!!!
03:00 <Serenity> idgi
03:00 <dematerialised> and milkbottles
03:00 <Serenity> dematerialised spudshed in inaloo has bags of must sticks for 99c
03:00 <amelia> he was bitching bout your weight loss one time
03:00 <Serenity> fyi
03:00 <amelia> in another chan
03:00 <Serenity> they hate my weight loss its so funny
04:00 <Serenity> mayo was ranting in my pm about it the other day
04:00 <amelia> and i said something along the lines of its not easy to lose that much weight
04:00 <amelia> she done well
04:00 <amelia> and he translated that to
04:00 <amelia> youre my role model
04:00 <Serenity> roflll
04:00 <amelia> ahahahahah
04:00 <Serenity> its so strange they care so much
04:00 <Doodle> everyone knows u finger each other
04:00 <amelia> honestly its mainly jus pliv
04:00 <Doodle> and wants pix
04:00 <amelia> i never see anyone else comment about it
05:00 <Serenity> mayo was telling me he hates how I say things like 'i miss meat' n stuff
05:00 <amelia> not even mayo
05:00 <dematerialised> they care because they want to get into your irc-pants
05:00 <amelia> maybe sometimes mayo
05:00 <amelia> but nothin like pliv
05:00 <Serenity> and how the world doesnt revolve around your weight loss Serenity
05:00 <Doodle> ircpance
05:00 <Serenity> roflllllllll
05:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAAHAAA
05:00 <Serenity> so i talk about it more to piss him off
05:00 <dematerialised> they just want to feel loved
05:00 <amelia> mayo makes me laff
05:00 <dematerialised> they want you to notice them senpai
05:00 <amelia> hes not aggressive like pliv
05:00 <Serenity> well i reckon i could fit about 4 of them in my old irc pants
05:00 <Serenity> to be fair
06:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Bad Religion - 21St Century (Digital Boy).mp3 (3.87MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:13)
06:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
06:00 <Serenity> plivs just off the chain
06:00 <Serenity> hes not even in reality
06:00 <dematerialised> oFF Da CHaiN
06:00 <amelia> hahahaah
06:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> whats garn on
07:00 <amelia> hes so ridiculous all you can do is laff
07:00 <Doodle> we're baking a fkn cake
07:00 <Doodle> what does it look like
07:00 <dematerialised> what kind of cake though
07:00 <dematerialised> because if it's not a double choc mudcake
07:00 <dematerialised> im not interested
08:00 <amelia> a lemon one pls
08:00 <amelia> pls pls pls
08:00 <Doodle> its a giant fairy cake
08:00 <Doodle> i call it DK
08:00 <amelia> i was thinkin of Milkos earlier today
08:00 <Serenity> i want a white gold mudcake from cheesecake shop
08:00 <amelia> do you remember dem
08:00 <Serenity> plz bring to hosp 4 me next week
08:00 <Doodle> .
09:00 <Serenity> ty
09:00 <zaim> np
09:00 <dematerialised> yeah meels
09:00 <amelia> and spearmints
09:00 <amelia> mmm
09:00 <dematerialised> milkos and redskins
09:00 <dematerialised> best
09:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> hi friends
09:00 <amelia> yas!
09:00 <Serenity> i loooved the spearmints
09:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
10:00 <Serenity> FUCKING HELL
10:00 <dematerialised> back to cake and lollies
10:00 <amelia> i keep having oddest dream
10:00 <Doodle> oh
10:00 <Doodle> i keep forgetting i have ops
10:00 <amelia> that I'm walking puppy in the woods and theres safari animals and snakes
10:00 <amelia> and den the lion chases us
10:00 <amelia> and snakes too
10:00 <Serenity> clearly you are feeling turmoil over your love affair with mayo
10:00 <amelia> and it almost got puppy but i saved @ her
11:00 <amelia> no i know he loves me, we will be together forever
11:00 <dematerialised> haha
11:00 <dematerialised> as he goes to bed he gently strokes his irc screen
12:00 <Serenity> he really does
12:00 <amelia> ahaahahhaa
12:00 <Serenity> thats the thing amelia goes to bed dreamingof puppies mayo goes to bed touching his dick to a laptop monitor
12:00 <dematerialised> haha
12:00 <amelia> i haven't seen the side of him that you guys have
12:00 <Doodle> ..
12:00 <British^Meat> lol
12:00 <British^Meat> yer, ...
12:00 <dematerialised> thats because he is desperately trying to suck your dick amelia
12:00 <Serenity> its there every day how do you not see it rofl
12:00 <ShadowLurker> AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
12:00 <Doodle> the old 'he is different in private'
12:00 <amelia> no hes not hes never creeped on me
12:00 <Doodle> never heard that one
13:00 <British^Meat> oh gawd
13:00 <Serenity> GOD that reminds me of me with that steve mong
13:00 <amelia> we don't speak in private
13:00 <Serenity> OH BUT HES SO LOVELY IN PRIVATE
13:00 <Serenity> no hes a fucking knob head
13:00 <amelia> I jus talk shit to pliv to piss him off cos hes got a hard on for him
13:00 <ShadowLurker> how dumb is this chick
13:00 <Doodle> the last person who said that to me was Sonia talking about jaws
13:00 <dematerialised> put it this way amelia, at one point we couldnt tell the difference between plivent and mayo
13:00 <Doodle> and we all know how that turned out
13:00 <dematerialised> mayo is a knobjockey
13:00 <amelia> REALLY?
14:00 <Serenity> you still cant
14:00 <dematerialised> infact they used to be buddies
14:00 <Serenity> the only different is their host
14:00 <dematerialised> then they had an emotional breakup
14:00 <amelia> there is a huge difference between them
14:00 <Serenity> difference
14:00 <ShadowLurker> no
14:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
14:00 <ShadowLurker> they are the same
14:00 <amelia> i dont find mayo as aggressive as pliv
14:00 <amelia> at all
14:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL
14:00 <ShadowLurker> yet
14:00 <Serenity> mayo swears a bit less
14:00 <ShadowLurker> you wait
14:00 <amelia> he is shit head definitely but i don't see how I'm any diff
14:00 <Serenity> and stays a little more coherrant when hes pissed
14:00 <Serenity> thats about the only diff
14:00 <Doodle> speaking of shitheads
15:00 <dematerialised> hi Picard
15:00 <Serenity> rofll
15:00 <Doodle> :/
15:00 <Picard> dematerialised
15:00 <amelia> haha
15:00 <Picard> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm its big.
15:00 <Doodle> i'll fukn ban u cunt
15:00 <Picard> lol
15:00 <ShadowLurker> doit
16:00 <Doodle> nah i will wait, i only just remembered i had ops about 5 mins ago
16:00 <Doodle> lets not rush these things
16:00 <ShadowLurker> ok so in the 5 mins ive actually payed attention
16:00 <dematerialised> nah picard is ok
16:00 <dematerialised> he's just gay
16:00 <ShadowLurker> amelia is troll confirmed
16:00 <Picard> im not gay
16:00 <Doodle> ofc
16:00 <amelia> huh
16:00 <Doodle> she is the trolliest
16:00 <Picard> ShadowLurker will u take a hit for the team and fuck amelia
16:00 <amelia> wot on earf doyou mean
16:00 <ShadowLurker> you have to be if you say mayos ok
17:00 <ShadowLurker> no normal person in their right mind would claim any such thing
17:00 <amelia> hahahaha i got no issues with him
17:00 <ShadowLurker> yet
17:00 <amelia> I wouldn't give him any personal info
17:00 <British^Meat> hah
17:00 <British^Meat> yer, ur time will come
17:00 <ShadowLurker> yup
17:00 <British^Meat> have u traded photos?
17:00 <amelia> but i got no dramas with him
17:00 <ShadowLurker> and we will laff
17:00 <Doodle> THE END IS NIGH
17:00 <Picard> only her tit pics
17:00 <amelia> he looks normal
17:00 <ShadowLurker> so hard
17:00 <ShadowLurker> shes lost all credibility now
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
18:00 <amelia> bwahahaaha
18:00 <Doodle> hi katatonic_kate01
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> why hello!
18:00 <amelia> i think most people kno i come on here for a laff
18:00 <Doodle> have u dropped ur squid yet
18:00 <Picard> well this turned to shit fast
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, not yet!
18:00 <Doodle> oh
18:00 <ShadowLurker> you dont come here to spell thats for sure
18:00 <amelia> is IRC a spelling bee?
19:00 <Picard> yes
19:00 <Serenity> yes duh
19:00 <Doodle> speln b
19:00 <Picard> its determines who goes to the special olympics
19:00 <amelia> do i need to prove myself to the higg quality of humans found on this thing?
19:00 <Picard> so far its you or ShadowLurker
19:00 <Doodle> hey
19:00 <dematerialised> look stop picking on my irc girlfriend you cunts
19:00 <Doodle> some of us are quality ty
19:00 <dematerialised> i'll bash you all
19:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha
19:00 <ShadowLurker> looks like picards still butthurt
19:00 <Picard> dematerialised are u a virgin?
19:00 <amelia> some, but overall the quality is bad which brings you all down
19:00 <Doodle> :(
20:00 <amelia> myself included
20:00 <Picard> yes im butthurt, have u seen the size of Doodle
20:00 <ShadowLurker> many anger such hates
20:00 <Doodle> :/
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> you wish doodle fucked you picard!
20:00 <zaim> :\
20:00 <Doodle> god
20:00 <Doodle> can we not
20:00 <Picard> he did, no wish
20:00 <Picard> if was amazing
20:00 <Serenity> someone make my soup cook faster im starvin
20:00 <Doodle> ead
20:00 <Picard> crank up the heat
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> what kinda soup?
21:00 <amelia> I also had a dream one of the guys i work with was a tranny
21:00 <Serenity> pumpkin
21:00 <Doodle> lol
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> if it’s pea and ham naw, no can do.
21:00 <Picard> eeewwwww
21:00 <amelia> wtf is happening in my subconscious
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh yeah noice
21:00 <Serenity> yeah we know youre allergic to anything healthy picard
21:00 <Picard> amelia u want o be fucked by a tranny
21:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
21:00 <amelia> do you think thats wot it means
21:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> every1
21:00 <amelia> maybe
21:00 <Picard> i love pumpkin, just not as soup
21:00 <amelia> do you like potato too?
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> SERENITY ARE YOU MENTIONING HEALTHYYYYYYYY THINGGGGS??
22:00 <Serenity> oh yeah damn im at it again
22:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> pumpkin is good its hard to cut tho
22:00 <Picard> potato is ok
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking hell! Ban yourself
22:00 <amelia> fuckin carnivore
22:00 <Serenity> makin da wurld revolve around me weigh again
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> #fatteh
22:00 <amelia> Serenity is my RM
22:00 <amelia> :)
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i mean… #shinnybitch
22:00 <Doodle> RootMaster
22:00 <Doodle> speaking of
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> rootmaster3000
23:00 <Doodle> hi fauxypoos
23:00 <amelia> bwahahaha
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> pumpking soup is pretty delish
23:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> the only races that stay skinny r asians
23:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> as far as i kno
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> i reckon some bacon sprinkled on top wif some sour cream and chives 
23:00 <amelia> happy birfday for sunday i didn't even know
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh yeah! Happy B/day faux
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> how old are you? 89?
24:00 <Serenity> i cant have bacon or sour cream :(
24:00 <Serenity> fml
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> what bout the bacon bits, which are just ‘flavoured’ bacon ish....
24:00 <Doodle> can u have semen
24:00 <Clarkson> I don't care if owning a cat improves your non-existent sex life... I don't like them
24:00 <Serenity> dunno kate never had em
24:00 <Doodle> just use it instead of sour cream
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh they’re ok if you can’t eat real bacon lol
24:00 <faux> hi doodie
25:00 <Serenity> doodle thats fucking horrid
25:00 <faux> thanks guise
25:00 <Doodle> lmao
25:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHA clarksons line
25:00 <Clarkson> im sure, he wouldnt like my cock in his arse im sure
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah sif ruin soup with ya jizz
25:00 <faux> hi Serenity you rude fuck
25:00 <Serenity> HI
25:00 <faux> YOU NEVER SAY HELLO IM DISOWNING YOU AS A FRIEND
25:00 <faux> no too late
25:00 <faux> someone tell Serenity its too late
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> calm your farm
25:00 <amelia> faux you missed great convo with under
25:00 <Serenity> you ddidnt even say hello you fuck
25:00 <Clarkson> take a good look at the mother fucking boat!
25:00 <Serenity> or if you did i missed it
26:00 <faux> i dont need to
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it because you’re old that you get grumpy more
26:00 <faux> LOL
26:00 <Serenity> yeah see
26:00 <faux> excuse 
26:00 <faux> me
26:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP
26:00 <amelia> him & his fluffy hair is definitely a catch
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> or you’re going through menopause
26:00 <faux> youre all older
26:00 <faux> than i
26:00 <faux> so smd
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <Serenity> hey did everyone know Doodle wears black shirts and sits down
26:00 <couleurs> Hi Room
26:00 <Serenity> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
26:00 <amelia> AHAAHHAAH
26:00 <faux> i just watched the worst movie wheres couleurs 
26:00 <faux> couleurs: 
26:00 <Doodle> lol
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> i go around most of the day when im forced to be in public… WAITING to say SMD to some cunt
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> I haven’t had the opportunity to yet
27:00 <faux> have u seen house at the end of the street
27:00 <couleurs> which 1
27:00 <amelia> i will ask him for it again next time he msgse calling me a pedo
27:00 <amelia> so i can show @ you Doodle
27:00 <Doodle> ty
27:00 <Serenity> its prob the one wher robs in bali
27:00 <amelia> nah its not bali
27:00 <couleurs> yea the 1 with j law?
27:00 <amelia> oh it was inside
27:00 <faux> yeah
27:00 <faux> was so boring 
27:00 <couleurs> yep.
28:00 <faux> when the cop got stabbed 
28:00 <faux> amateur acting
28:00 <faux> gtfo
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> give it a way why don’t ya
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> *grunts*
28:00 <faux> shut up
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> smd
28:00 <faux> u
28:00 <couleurs> i don't even remember any of it apart from j law
28:00 <British^Meat> NICE ROBOCOP TSHIT DOODLE LOOOOOOOOOOOL
28:00 <faux> tshit
28:00 <British^Meat> oh wait thats me, and it is kinda cool
28:00 <Doodle> lmao
28:00 <Serenity> HEY DOESNT British^Meat WEAR HOODIES?
28:00 <Serenity> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
29:00 <Doodle> sometimes i wear underwear
29:00 <Doodle> also
29:00 <British^Meat> its true, i actually do
29:00 <faux> nnn
29:00 <Doodle> just saying
29:00 <faux> i mean
29:00 <faux> mmm
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> in winder i hop ya do
29:00 <faux> winder
29:00 <Doodle> except when faux is around
29:00 <faux> eehe
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> look after yoo dick please
29:00 <faux> me birfday pix agree
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yo*
29:00 <Doodle> lmao
29:00 <faux> masterchef
29:00 <faux> hurdy durdyyyyy
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah you watching it
29:00 <faux> no
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> it pisses me off how they’re serving shit on wooden boards
30:00 <Doodle> so its minus a jillionty outside and raining sideways and of course me sister forgot to pick her lappy up so i have to drop it over to her
30:00 <Clarkson> fuck up dad fucking pedo bitch
30:00 <faux> im talken bout doodies peen
30:00 <Doodle> bblzzz
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s so fucking hipster
30:00 <Doodle> LOL
30:00 <faux> bye
30:00 <faux> i havent seen it in a while k8
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, don’t bother
30:00 <faux> the fat hankerchief cunt was annoying
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> him
31:00 <faux> handkerchief*
31:00 <Serenity> plz dont froze 3 def roodles
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> i should start wearing the neck tie thing to hide me tripple chins
31:00 <faux> lol
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> triple*
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> what is that neck thing called
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> other than chin hider
31:00 <TheRiddler> Tried a gym for the first time 
31:00 <faux> scarf 
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> and jizzed over the hawt guys riddler?
32:00 <TheRiddler> Only killed 1 Pokémon 
32:00 <faux> GRAVAT
32:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH POKEMON!
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> and gravat!
32:00 <TheRiddler> I don't goto real gyms
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <faux> rofl
32:00 <TheRiddler> Just virtual ones
32:00 <faux> :p
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i figured that after yi typed it!
32:00 <TheRiddler> :p
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> I have to update me os to d/l the pokemon game
33:00 <couleurs> :p
33:00 <TheRiddler> My best Pokémon is a flareon
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i was thinking… what happens if i love it and neglect me fake newborn
33:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> so…. im gonna consult with me nerdiest friend ever, and get his review
34:00 <TheRiddler> Well you need to take time out to do it
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> and use his phone lol
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah effort
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> also, the husband is teaching the child how to kill zombies :|
34:00 <TheRiddler> I bet you get a few from public transport 
34:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
34:00 <TheRiddler> What game?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> I mean, i’m all for that… but ffs husband
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> I donno, i’ll have to ask....
35:00 <TheRiddler> Ok
35:00 <TheRiddler> Bbs
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd path of gay exile… so they’re not REAL zombies. LAME
36:00 <Serenity> I CAME IN LIKE A POKEEEBALLLLLL
36:00 <Serenity> ALL I WANTED WAS TO CAAATCH THEM ALLLL
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> isnt there some ball you need to use>
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> side note…. i think im spending all me money at kmart
38:00 <Serenity> yeah a pokeball
38:00 <Serenity> i could spend a far chunk of money at kmart
38:00 <Serenity> fair
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. so much stuff
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> like 5 t-shirts in fat sizes!
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> $5
39:00 <Serenity> im going to buy all their jeans
39:00 <Serenity> and socks
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah they have some ok jeans actually
40:00 <Serenity> i got a pair of black skinnies for $20 they go alright
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> im getting a pair of skinny jeans after the kid is out
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah sweet!
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hope they’re as comfortable as tights lol - Ive only had 1 pair
41:00 <Serenity> def not as comfortable as tights haha
41:00 <Serenity> but more comfortable than other jeans
42:00 <amelia> only had 1x pair of jeans?
42:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> yeah i fuckin love wearing tights
42:00 <doctor> how do you get a pokemon on a bus?
42:00 <amelia> wtf do you wear
42:00 <Serenity> tights
42:00 <Serenity> obv
42:00 <Serenity> haha
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> skinny jeans - ive only had one pair of skinny jeans
42:00 <amelia> haha
42:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> doctor, the same way you get syphilis
42:00 <amelia> touchè
42:00 <amelia> ohh
42:00 <doctor> you POKE THEM ON
42:00 <doctor> LAWL
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
42:00 <Serenity> ive got like 6 pairs of jeans.. 1 of them fit
42:00 <Serenity> hnng
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive literally got about 15 pairs of jeans
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> in various sizes
43:00 <amelia> none of mine fit, i jus force them
43:00 <Serenity> oh all mine are too big
43:00 <amelia> jeans are ugly unless they tight as fuck
43:00 <Picard> fat bitch
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah no.
43:00 <Serenity> thats why im just living in cheap kmart ones atm
43:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> amelia, same with vaginas
43:00 <amelia> ahahaha
44:00 <Picard> lol
44:00 <amelia> fair call
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe your dick is just too thin?
44:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> maybe you shoplift with that thing
44:00 <amelia> Picard you are the size of 3x old Serenitys, stop calling people fat
44:00 <amelia> idiot
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> um…. why would i need to shoplift with me vag
45:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> tbh i dont know why you shoplift at all
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck
45:00 <Clarkson> simba, go fuck yourself
46:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> im sending this irclog to docs ok
46:00 <amelia> wb rasheh
47:00 <doctor> hey if they throw it out its up for grabs imho
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome taco - send it to me husband. He’d appreciate it.
47:00 <Picard> so u calling old Serenity fat?
47:00 <Picard> amelia your jst a pig
48:00 <doctor> they try to fence off the bins now but they forget when theres free donuts involved climbing isn't much of a hurdle
48:00 <amelia> youre dumb shut up pinky
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> pinky and the brain, brain, brain ….
49:00 <Picard> lol @ amelia
49:00 <amelia> I SAID SHUT UP
49:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/13600313_10153639949071053_7266167753597605223_n.jpg?oh=2ccabd93e7c09db0c57185bc43d1288b&oe=57F5C31A
49:00 <amelia> FATMAN
49:00 <Picard> dont stress, chubba chics need lovin too
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol 
49:00 <TheRiddler> I'm home
49:00 <dematerialised> your wife would know wouldn't she picard
50:00 <TheRiddler> and there's a hitmonchan out there
50:00 <TheRiddler> I want to go out and get it
50:00 <Doodle> ok bye
50:00 <Doodle> speaking of fat chicks, i'm eating chocolate
50:00 <Doodle> me tits are gonna be amazen
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> !
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> shit…. how is it almost 9pm :|
51:00 <Doodle> ye i still have homework and a shower to do
51:00 <Doodle> cbf
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i still have to convice the child to stop playing computr games wif the husband
53:00 <Doodle> lol good luck
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah….  :|
54:00 <TheRiddler> what is the game?
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> exile something something
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> path of gay exile
54:00 <Doodle> lolol
54:00 <TheRiddler> ahhh
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> where you learn how to be gay
54:00 <Clarkson> im not sure how it went from being in the IRC scooby Gang, to hell angels lol
54:00 <doctor> that games okay but old now
55:00 <Doodle> haha
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, the husband is old
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think he is… 39 this year
55:00 <Doodle> :/
55:00 <Serenity> mm soups
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> trade in next yeah YEW
56:00 <doctor> if he wants to stay young and trendy he should play overwatch and eat more cheetos
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> giddee
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah…. he needs a time machine to be young and trendy
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> or be a lame 40 yr old hipster 
56:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi how r u
57:00 <Picard> dematerialised she gets all the loving she wants
57:00 <doctor> they're all covered in hair now days so it's hard to tell what age they are
57:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> no cool ppl these days
57:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hipsters won m8
57:00 <doctor> im cool, tyvm
57:00 <TheRiddler> there are now 140 ppl in the local fb group for pokemon go
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. i tell him to grow a beard and the daugher is like I hate beards… so he shaves it off
57:00 <Picard> fuck pokemon
58:00 <doctor> i heard beards give you special rights
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> same!
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUT…. my friend mentioned the no chin concept
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> that guys with hipster beards really have no chins, and grow a beard to hide the fact
58:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> just get lots of tats
58:00 <doctor> haha, that makes sense
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah....
59:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> beard and some tight brown pants 2 sizes 2 small
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> so now im like OMG if he shave it off would he be a hawt
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> the answer is prob not!
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> shaved*
00:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> join some accoustic guitar band
00:00 <doctor> probably all growth from the neck and then just combs it upwards
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear
00:00 <doctor> sometimes its hard to differentiate between hipsters and general fedora neckbeards
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck
01:00 <doctor> maybe they are one the same, just one takes a shower
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> the fedora + neckbeards = death
01:00 <dematerialised> i am by definition a neckbeard
01:00 <doctor> they're a special kind of meme
01:00 <dematerialised> but i dont wear fedoras
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> dem shave the neckbeard
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’re horid!
02:00 <TheRiddler> ok once my phone recharges to near full I'm off again
02:00 <doctor> when ever you get into an argument with someone on the internet, they're usually a neckbeard
02:00 <TheRiddler> Jerome has a very long 1
02:00 <doctor> indeed
02:00 <TheRiddler> taco too
03:00 <doctor> he's the most boyish looking fedora on austnet, he'd be great in gay porn
03:00 <dematerialised> agreed
04:00 <TheRiddler> jerome in gay porn will be no.1 funniest video on austnet
04:00 <dematerialised> funnier than egg in ass
04:00 <dematerialised> ?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco isn’t man enough to have a neck beard
04:00 <TheRiddler> I didn't do egg in ass
04:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA demats
04:00 <TheRiddler> that's reserved for when amelia n I dates :p
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> the fedora was such a early 2000 thing
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
05:00 <amelia> bwahaha jeeeeeezus
05:00 <amelia> ima lucky gal
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck! I forgot to buy picked onions!
06:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> im a hipster
06:00 <TheRiddler> I'll hatch a chicken
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup with getting cravings for picked onions……at night!
06:00 <doctor> pregnant?
06:00 <TheRiddler> fake baby wants it
06:00 <Serenity> fuck kate you are commited
06:00 <Clarkson> You are looking at it from the view of population increase. Nobody gives a fuck about that. You are bringing people into a country that has a vastly different set of cultural values and expecting them to just "fit in". 
06:00 <Serenity> fake cravings now
07:00 <TheRiddler> that hitmon chan better still be there when I go out
07:00 <TheRiddler> what's your rarest pokemon sezz?
07:00 <TheRiddler> also did you evolve a eevee
08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i work with a hipster
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <Serenity> i ever had an eevee
08:00 <Serenity> i dont have any rare ones i dont think
08:00 <TheRiddler> oh
08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> most annoying person iver ever known
08:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> soz i’ll ease up wif the fake cravings. I’ll admit im just fat
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> rage quitting now! cos cunts! 
08:00 <TheRiddler> eevee is the most common 1 out there
08:00 <TheRiddler> atleast here it is
08:00 <Serenity> never seen one
09:00 <TheRiddler> oh
10:00 <Serenity> raticate pidgeotto pidgey slowpoke spearow jigglypuff zubat paras krabby weedle caterpie bulbasaur meowth abra poliwag goldeen magikarp
10:00 <Serenity> thats all the unique ones i have
11:00 <Serenity> oh n rattata
12:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
13:00 <doctor> abra was cool
13:00 <TheRiddler> jigglypuff n slowpoke are probably rare
13:00 <Serenity> i really wanted to go to kings park but im not fighting for parking spots to find pokemon
13:00 <doctor> Can you trade them?
13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:00 <TheRiddler> not yet
13:00 <Serenity> not yet
13:00 <faux> 20:46] <mr_ducati> :?)
13:00 <faux> [20:46] <mr_ducati> hey yo faux how bout those didgits
13:00 <faux> [20:46] <mr_ducati> sorry digets
13:00 <faux> [20:46] <mr_ducati> lol
13:00 <faux> [20:50] <mr_ducati> digits?
13:00 <faux> what is this filth
14:00 <TheRiddler> lol
14:00 <doctor> rare pokemon hunting would be a decent way to earn some poketmoney
14:00 <faux> pokemoney
14:00 <doctor> the chineses would probably exploit it tho
14:00 <faux> rofl
14:00 <faux> chineses
15:00 <Serenity> i just want a fucking pikachu
15:00 <British^Meat> Pokemongs
15:00 <doctor> theyd probably be around power grids
16:00 <TheRiddler> my rare one is pinsir
17:00 <Serenity> i want a snorlax
17:00 <TheRiddler> same
17:00 <TheRiddler> my sister has 1
17:00 <Serenity> damn where did she get it
17:00 <TheRiddler> at her house lol
18:00 <Serenity> fuck haha
18:00 <Clarkson> the faggot is still going
18:00 <Serenity> i might go for a walk soon
18:00 <Serenity> see what i can get
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <Serenity> what do the lures actually do
21:00 <Serenity> its it like a pokemon bait
22:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
22:00 <TheRiddler> it attracts them
22:00 <TheRiddler> I bought a bunch of the pokestop 1s
23:00 <Serenity> there were so many lures set at the park today
24:00 <TheRiddler> cool
25:00 <amelia> pair of dorks
25:00 <TheRiddler> :p
25:00 <TheRiddler> join us
25:00 <amelia> no cos i would get very competitive
25:00 <TheRiddler> 1 of us
25:00 <amelia> prob end up pushing lil kids out the way
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <TheRiddler> it doesn't work like that lol
26:00 <amelia> THATS MY CHARIZARD YOU LIL FUCK
26:00 <amelia> etc
26:00 <amelia> oh
26:00 <Serenity> i was playing with all these random strangers today
26:00 <Serenity> was pre cool
26:00 <TheRiddler> I wish I was in perth
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
26:00 <amelia> haha
26:00 <doctor> put lures around the park to lure in other pokemon catchers so you can murder them
26:00 <Serenity> these two people who met up at the park ended up leaving for a coffee... they only met each other that morning lol
26:00 <doctor> steal their pokemans
26:00 <amelia> hahahahahaha doctor
26:00 <amelia> i like your way of thinking
26:00 <johninja> pokedude
27:00 <amelia> male & female Serenity?
27:00 <doctor> pays to think ahead
27:00 <Serenity> yas
27:00 <TheRiddler> I'll name a squirtle after you amelia
27:00 <Serenity> young girl n a guy prob about 22-25ish
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <doctor> naww, they probably had young person sex afterwards
27:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahahahaaha ash
27:00 <amelia> no dats Serenity
27:00 <Serenity> there was this family there husband wife and their two young boys
28:00 <Serenity> and the boys just wanted to play on the equipment
28:00 <amelia> thats a lil bit cute
28:00 <Serenity> and mums like COME ON we're gonna go walk around the lake again.. and the kids are alll muuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm we just want to play we dont want to catch pokemons
28:00 <Serenity> haha
28:00 <TheRiddler> young kids just dont get it
28:00 <TheRiddler> :p
28:00 <Serenity> yeah the jerks
28:00 <TheRiddler> I saw a few around today
28:00 <amelia> haha
29:00 <amelia> pokemon is our generation
29:00 <TheRiddler> playing
29:00 <amelia> not theirs
29:00 <doctor> what do kids do these days?
29:00 <amelia> shove eggs in their asses
30:00 <Serenity> thats why i dont get all these grumpy cunts going on about adults playing kids games
30:00 <Clarkson> those photos arent even taken at the same local but she's still waring the same fucking towel
30:00 <Serenity> excuse me but pokemon is OUR game
30:00 <Serenity> fuck off with your kids shit
30:00 <doctor> that's hardly anything new, back in my day we were shoving cuts of woods up our arses to bring home for the fire
31:00 <amelia> ahahahahah
31:00 <doctor> theyre just bitter old cunts who cant find enjoyment in life anymore
31:00 <Clarkson> hey nikky u slut arse dog shit
31:00 <amelia> splinter-ass
31:00 <Serenity> seriously some people on fb are geting so savage about it
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
31:00 <Serenity> its like fucking hell its a game guy... calm down
31:00 <amelia> its better than doin meth
31:00 <amelia> haha
31:00 <amelia> which everyone seems to be doin
32:00 <johninja> amelia peer pressured me into smoking meth
32:00 <Serenity> no shit rofl
32:00 <under> hi
32:00 <TheRiddler> pokemon go takes over ice
32:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaha
32:00 <Serenity> i possibly witnessed new love today how is that bad
32:00 <TheRiddler> :p
32:00 <amelia> jus try it cmon try it you'll be the coolest ever jonfen
32:00 <johninja> OK FINE!
33:00 <amelia> I tried it when i was 25
33:00 <johninja> it was a very good year
33:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaaha
33:00 <Serenity> i found some empty baggies down by oats st traino
33:00 <Serenity> fkn meth heads
34:00 <amelia> I can kinda understand how people get addicted
34:00 <Serenity> and ShadowLurker found a needle in our garden
34:00 <Serenity> that made me so angry
34:00 <amelia> jeezus
34:00 <TheRiddler> so this year?
34:00 <TheRiddler> :p
34:00 <TheRiddler> or last year
34:00 <amelia> yeah well you got kids, as if you want them to come across it
35:00 <Serenity> yeah im glad they didnt
35:00 <amelia> bwahah asheh cassanova
35:00 <Serenity> filthy fucks if you gotta have dirty habits at least put your rubbish somewhere safe
35:00 <TheRiddler> :p
35:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity, I see you commented on that nutters tongue post
35:00 <Serenity> WHO IS THAT BITCH
35:00 <Serenity> shes been on my feed all fucking day I want to KO her
36:00 <Maurice> She's annoying as fuck, she posts non stop then deletes her posts
36:00 <Maurice> And non stop lies
36:00 <Serenity> dopey bitch
39:00 <Serenity> fkn phone needs to charge faster
40:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> just fuckin relax aye
42:00 <TheRiddler> lol
42:00 <TheRiddler> I had to take mine from my computer and plug it straight into the powerboard
43:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> https://youtu.be/mlqFvr60eMo?t=3m59s
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
49:00 <couleurs> just saw pokeman pogo will have more users than twitter soon 
50:00 <under> couleurs: !!!!!!
50:00 <couleurs> hi under did you go to the euros?
51:00 <under> yes
51:00 <under> athletics euros in amsterdam lol
51:00 <couleurs> how many babes did you sex
51:00 <under> no one
51:00 <amelia> he got a date dis week
52:00 <under> yes
52:00 <couleurs> oh
52:00 <under> melbourne girl
52:00 <under> the fatty
52:00 <amelia> aaaaaahahahahahaa
52:00 <couleurs> NiCe.
52:00 <amelia> but she might be funny
52:00 <under> hope so
53:00 <amelia> and also may have a pissy pussy
53:00 <under> or i'll say ok i need to go to the bathroom
53:00 <under> and will run away
53:00 <amelia> *fingers crossed*
53:00 <amelia> with your fluffy hair bouncing in the wind as you run
53:00 <Loof> irie
53:00 <under> no i started using cream
53:00 <under> hair cream
53:00 <under> hair pasta
54:00 <amelia> hair pasta
54:00 <amelia> jejskejdjeksjdjsjje
54:00 <amelia> bwahahahahhahahaa
54:00 <dematerialised> are you sober Loof?
54:00 <amelia> HaiR PaSTa
54:00 <amelia> you're definitely italian
54:00 <Loof> yes, yes i am
55:00 <amelia> feelin irie tonight Loof?
55:00 <Loof> feeelin irieeeee
55:00 <Loof> i am rather
55:00 <couleurs> iRiE^iTaLiEn
55:00 <amelia> dats irie
55:00 <Loof> ya mon
55:00 <amelia> HaiR^PaSTa
56:00 <under> couleurs: did you watch the final?
56:00 <under> couleurs: are you coming to europe?
56:00 <couleurs> yes, this mornin'
57:00 <couleurs> probably next year when all the muslims are gone
57:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> feelin isis
57:00 <under> lol
57:00 <Loof> couleurs why you stink monsieur pissy pants?
57:00 <under> thats not gonna happen
58:00 <couleurs> the final was pretty boring but at least france didn't win it
58:00 <under> yes i'm happy for cr7
58:00 <couleurs> otherwise we would hear about it for the next few years
59:00 <Loof> irie
59:00 <couleurs> yea they injured him on purpose and then they won ha ha #rekt
59:00 <TheRiddler> bbs
59:00 <under> couleurs: pogba sucked in this euro
00:00 <under> and italy was so good
00:00 <couleurs> yea pogba is overrated
00:00 <Loof> shutup monsieur pissy pants, shouldn't you be playing fifa or jerking it over schoolgirls you've filmed with your dashcam?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:00 <couleurs> italy are always good tho
01:00 <under> nope
01:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/UzYZQch.jpg
01:00 <under> in brazil we sucked so much
01:00 <amelia> aaaaaahahahahhahaahhaa monsieur pissy pants
01:00 <under> oh brazil
01:00 <Loof> irie
01:00 <under> i miss my brazilian girlfriend
01:00 <Doodle> we all miss her
01:00 <under> :-(
01:00 <couleurs> not as bad as 7-1 brazil 
01:00 <Doodle> she was a top bloke
01:00 <amelia> did she have a sweaty pussy
01:00 <Clarkson> no, thats where you are wrong. thats whats wrong with this country. cunts like you just expect shit to happen
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> disco box
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> or woofie cooker
02:00 <under> she was beautiful
02:00 <under> best ass ever
02:00 <under> so big
02:00 <couleurs> can you go be mad at your wife instead of me pls Loof u obese mental patient 
02:00 <couleurs> why did they even let you out...
03:00 <dematerialised> you should have seen him last night couleurs
03:00 <dematerialised> under the influence of something
03:00 <Loof> hahaha
03:00 <dematerialised> 5 page monologues n shit
03:00 <couleurs> he always is
03:00 <under> ah?
03:00 <Loof> poor lil bitches
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> who cares, ive only got 2eps of wentwoth left
03:00 <Clarkson> i will cut your cock off if you say that word again
03:00 <Loof> i need to watch the last ep still
03:00 <amelia> aahahahaha monsieur pissy panties is not very happy
04:00 <Loof> monsieur pissy pants there there, there there
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> is season 4 current?
04:00 <amelia> cmon guys, its all irie
04:00 <Loof> very irie
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> me boobs are not
04:00 <couleurs> did u c mr robot dematerialised?
04:00 <couleurs> they "leaked" the first half
04:00 <dematerialised> i have it downlaoded
04:00 <dematerialised> i should go watch it now
04:00 <under> lol
04:00 <under> mr robot
04:00 <under> what a shitty show
04:00 <couleurs> it was good
04:00 <Loof> shutup
04:00 <Loof> it's irie
05:00 <dematerialised> mr robot is not shitty
05:00 <Loof> it owns
05:00 <amelia> ohh its a show, i thought thats wot you called robot
05:00 <dematerialised> nah
05:00 <dematerialised> its a tv show
05:00 <amelia> like a nickname
05:00 <Loof> lol
05:00 <Loof> irie
05:00 <Doodle> like how we call amelia dirty gertie
05:00 <Doodle> or just me
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> its ok but the guy is weird
05:00 <couleurs> it asks more questions than it answers since the last ep but it was good
05:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaa
06:00 <dematerialised> its about social engineering and "hacking" and how so much of  our personal lives is available for anyone to read
06:00 <dematerialised> its actually really good
06:00 <Loof> my fav show
06:00 <amelia> irie show
06:00 <Loof> very 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummmm lesbians in wentworth!
06:00 <couleurs> i saw a lot of hate about it before saying it's boring and the main guy is weird
06:00 <Loof> it is a women's prison
07:00 <couleurs> and i was like oh ok
07:00 <dematerialised> yeah i dunno why people hated on it
07:00 <dematerialised> that's the whole point of his character
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, the show is good - main character is just odd
07:00 <couleurs> then they mention they're only up to ep 4 or something
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> but yeah… appeal
07:00 <dematerialised> anyway enough talking about it now, gonna go watch it i suppose
07:00 <couleurs> it's pretty genius
08:00 <Loof> what s02e01 is out?
08:00 <couleurs> ok bye xoxo
08:00 <Loof> or you're still watching season 1?
09:00 <Loof> ah 2 more days
11:00 <xm> hey Loof 
11:00 <Loof> hey brother :)
12:00 <xm> i was thinking of something along the lines of one of your games
12:00 <xm> but instead making it 'educational'
12:00 <xm> rather than attack mental workers dressed in white -- i think that was the idea of one of your games
12:00 <xm> you could probably get a government grant for this
13:00 <xm> but write a game to give people a glimpse into what it's like to be "nuts"
13:00 <xm> theyre always giving grants away for things like this
13:00 <xm> tell them your story and i reckon after a few submissions you'd get a grant
14:00 <xm> that is the whole game is set through the eyes of someone with something like schizophrenia, but with the 'goggles' off it's completely normal
14:00 <xm> that threw the lens of someone who is unwell everything is seen differently
14:00 <xm> through*
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> um… all you have to do to get a glimpse of mental heath is hang in a crack den lol
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> or chat here 
15:00 <xm> nah i want to sucker in some fat cats into funding
15:00 <xm> they love this stuff ive seen people win awards for much less
15:00 <xm> it just depends on what is the fad flavour of the moment
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
16:00 <Loof> that's awesome xm
18:00 <xm> it was dementia a while back, i knew 2 people who took advantage of it
18:00 <Loof> i nearly had an episode last night
18:00 <Loof> tried to quit cigs
18:00 <xm> what over?
18:00 <Loof> trying to quit nicotine
18:00 <xm> did they ever try banning cigs in mental wards over there
19:00 <xm> they tried  banning cigs on hospital grounds here and patients went nuts
19:00 <Loof> yeah they're banned here
19:00 <Loof> it's rediculous
19:00 <xm> were they giving out patches for free?
19:00 <xm> that's what they did here
19:00 <Loof> yeah and inhalers
19:00 <xm> but i dont think patches are effective, i dunno. never smoked so dont know
19:00 <xm> but ive read that inhalers are more effetive
19:00 <Loof> they itch
20:00 <Loof> bad
20:00 <xm> effective*
20:00 <Loof> i wont be trying to quit cigs again soon lol
20:00 <xm> it would be harder to quit for schizos, i think the stats is 95%+ of schizos smoke in hospital
20:00 <xm> 80% outside of wards
20:00 <Loof> that is true
21:00 <xm> if they are going to be addicted to something perhaps ciggies are the lesser evil
21:00 <Loof> you should watch mr robot man, it's about a schizo hacker and government conspiracy
21:00 <Loof> yeah
21:00 <xm> some of them dont have much else going on in life
22:00 <xm> i saw ep 1 but kinda laughed it off because of that whole hipster libertarian vibe
22:00 <Loof> yeah lol
22:00 <xm> but ill give it another chance
22:00 <Loof> just get past that bit
22:00 <xm> yes, like that talk on the ferris wheel about evil corporations
22:00 <Loof> yah lol
22:00 <xm> and the female Muslim hacker
23:00 <Loof> yeah that was my only gripe
23:00 <xm> it was just too preachy for a pilot
23:00 <Loof> all that was intentional for what happens later
23:00 <xm> i see
24:00 <xm> perhaps she's really a jew and undercover
24:00 <xm> jokes bro
24:00 <Loof> lol i wont spoiler it
24:00 <xm> or maybe she has a wild afro
24:00 <Loof> rofl
24:00 <xm> how many eps are there in a season again?
24:00 <Loof> um i forgot i'll check
25:00 <Loof> 12
25:00 <Loof> oh wait
25:00 <xm> that's not too bad
25:00 <Loof> 10 sorry
25:00 <xm> even better
25:00 <Loof> yeah :)
25:00 <xm> if you like shows that take the piss out political correctness try out Silicon Valley
26:00 <xm> also 10ish eps a season
26:00 <Loof> i cant stand political correctness
26:00 <Loof> i'll check it out
26:00 <Loof> my pet hate is radical fems
27:00 <Picard> do any of you rocket scientist watch Q & A
27:00 <xm> how so?
27:00 <xm> ill watch Q&A when they finally cave in let me on as a panelist
28:00 <Picard> LOL
28:00 <xm> ill jsut disagree with everyone
28:00 <xm> make it memorable for everyone
28:00 <Picard> Labor had the second lowest primary vote in history, thats a disgrace
28:00 <xm> who has the first?
28:00 <xm> well, who led them under the first
29:00 <Serenity> TheRiddler i just got an eevee
29:00 <xm> or did you mean for labor or for both
29:00 <Loof> Pidgey knows where the parties at sez: https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonGoSnap/comments/4s8vsx/good_vibes_with_pidgey_nswf/
30:00 <Serenity> LOL
30:00 <Serenity> go pidgey
30:00 <Loof> lol
31:00 <Serenity> i just went out for a walk
31:00 <Serenity> im frozen to death now
31:00 <Loof> you know those sparkling green things that show where the pokemon are?
31:00 <Loof> why are they never there
31:00 <Loof> ?
31:00 <Loof> i stood in the same place for like 10 mins and no pokemon showed up
31:00 <xm> stood up by a pokemon
31:00 <xm> jokes bro
31:00 <Loof> lol
32:00 <Loof> all good was funny :)
32:00 <Serenity> i dunno hey i never get them from there
32:00 <Serenity> but ShadowLurker always gets them
33:00 <Serenity> i think im just shit at it
33:00 <Loof> maybe it's my shitty optus 4G
33:00 <Loof> i'm shit at throwing the balls
33:00 <Clarkson> Ate it off some tits
33:00 <Loof> takes me like 20 to capture one
33:00 <Loof> lol
33:00 <Serenity> i have a hard time with the zubats
33:00 <Loof> yeah!
33:00 <Serenity> ant gets them first go
33:00 <Loof> woah
33:00 <Loof> i gave up on one today
33:00 <Loof> they move around too much
34:00 <Loof> got him tho
34:00 <Loof> in the end
35:00 <Picard> in labors history
37:00 <Serenity> woahhh
37:00 <Serenity> a koffng just turned up in my living room
39:00 <Loof> i got these today http://i.imgur.com/vYkG6kb.png
39:00 <Loof> dont know it they're shit
41:00 <Serenity> woahh charmander is good
42:00 <Loof> irie
42:00 <Serenity> the rest are pretty common but keep ek for now
42:00 <Serenity> em*
42:00 <Loof> k
42:00 <Picard> wtf are u on about?
42:00 <Immutable> some shitty phone game for retards
42:00 <Loof> lol
42:00 <Loof> i was a sceptic too, then i tried it
43:00 <Loof> was a case of if you cant beat em, join em
43:00 <Loof> now i love it
43:00 <Immutable> if you're going to go retard go full retard and play dota 2
43:00 <Clarkson> [02:00:49] yeah you can say nigger too
43:00 <Picard> why would a grown woman or man act like such retards over a gamr
44:00 <Picard> wait till some poor bitch get lured to a park and gang raped
44:00 <Serenity> the only people acting like retards is you two spastics complaining like children
45:00 <Loof> i'm tempted to go out now, but junkies out there might roll me for my phone
45:00 <Immutable> but you need that pikachu
45:00 <Serenity> lol
45:00 <Loof> haha
45:00 <Immutable> so you're going to get raped
46:00 <Loof> lol pikachuuuuuuuuuu save meeeee
46:00 <Immutable> rofl
46:00 <Immutable> I only like Loof 
46:00 <couleurs> well i hate it and am going to continue to hate it like Picard hates hair
46:00 <Loof> ty :)
46:00 <Loof> mmm curry in mah belleh
46:00 <Picard> lol
46:00 <Immutable> can you even catch a mew?
46:00 <Immutable> !
47:00 <Loof> oh man mew!
47:00 <Loof> forgot about her
47:00 <Immutable> best pokemanz evar
47:00 <Loof> lol
47:00 <Immutable> can learn all the moves
51:00 <Loof> bbl
54:00 <dematerialised> that was a good ep couleurs
55:00 <couleurs> yea
55:00 <couleurs> it's only half or part 1
56:00 <dematerialised> yeah
56:00 <dematerialised> second half is out wednesday
57:00 <Serenity> ur a shrit wearin faggot dematerialised
57:00 <Clarkson> mewz got all aroused and shit
57:00 <Serenity> shirt too
57:00 <dematerialised> what?
57:00 <Serenity> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
58:00 <Serenity> i dunno im bored
58:00 <Serenity> n avoiding folding clothes
58:00 <couleurs> 11 eps 2 go... hopefully its even better than season 1 
00:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> r u goiys pickin on me cuz im brasilyin
01:00 <GoldSpade> brasilyin wax mmmmm
01:00 <TheRiddler> I'm back
01:00 <TheRiddler> caught a tangela
02:00 <Serenity> i got an eevee
02:00 <TheRiddler> and a exeggcute
02:00 <Serenity> and a kiffing
02:00 <TheRiddler> cool
02:00 <Serenity> koffing
03:00 <TheRiddler> thought you said knifing for a second
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:00 <Serenity> and a venonat
03:00 <TheRiddler> you didn't want to give up your pokemans :p
07:00 <TheRiddler> I'm now lvl 10
07:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> lvl 10 virgin
07:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
07:00 <President_Trump> 8,5 Vegemite toast
09:00 <couleurs> the smart house scene was fantastic 
09:00 <couleurs> hacked yo house #yolo
16:00 <Picard> night losers, go find a pokemon
18:00 <British^Meat> lol
18:00 <British^Meat> well!
20:00 <Serenity> oh no the pink potato called us losers
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.2dayfm.com.au/sydneysider/blog/2016/7/sydney-is-pretty-obsessed-with-pokemon-go-so-here-are-the-best-areas-to-catch-em-all
21:00 <TheRiddler> oh
21:00 <TheRiddler> I think I have picard on ignore
22:00 <TheRiddler> I think I'm obsessed too
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/events/1205592409464954/
23:00 <GoldSpade> pussy fest?
23:00 <Clarkson> stop acting like a fucking peasant beagle:/
23:00 <Serenity> i just genuinely do not understand people getting so angry about a game... ok dont like it.. dont play it
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol a pub crawl for pokemon go
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> drunken pokemon
26:00 <couleurs> #Pokemon Go Away
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
41:00 <TheRiddler> fuck 400 candy to evolve a magikarp
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll evolve for 2 cakes
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> and now i have to actually wait for wentworth eps:|
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> damn my bingewatching ways
50:00 <Maurice> Oh dear Serenity
50:00 <Maurice> You slut
50:00 <Clarkson> oh, i fucking hate paltalk.
50:00 <Serenity> hahah
50:00 <Serenity> that guy never has any good replies for me
50:00 <Serenity> i dont think he knows how to reply
50:00 <Maurice> What a total knob lol
50:00 <Maurice> You and the girl before you he just went retard on
51:00 <Serenity> yeah he full on went spastic on her
51:00 <Serenity> and all i got was a crying laughing face
51:00 <Serenity> jerk i wanted to play
53:00 <Maurice> Lol he's tried insulting everyone thats commented
53:00 <Maurice> 'cartoon chasing faggot'
54:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
55:00 <Serenity> LOL wtf.. he called me a slut then gives you shit for being original...
55:00 <Serenity> not a full 6 pack that one
55:00 <Maurice> Rofl
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> who dat?
55:00 <Maurice> Some knobhead on a fb page
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lol
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn peeps
57:00 <doctor> ill send my zubats to murder him
57:00 <Serenity> ill use my koffing to fuck him up
59:00 <Maurice> He seems capable of fucking himself up without pokemon
59:00 <Maurice> Fucking hell its cold out here, I have a dressing gown on over my hoodie and I'm still shivering
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